Oh my God. People.
Oh, seven. Let's cast me out. We got a bus.
That's right. You guys doing people? What up? What up?
Are you guys doing?
Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed.
Oh my God, dude. Thursday.
Oh my God.
Bro
What are we doing
Sony presentation blood of the Dawn Walker reviews seem like they're really good
Very early state of play. Oh wait, what time is it?
Mmm
I actually don't think they're doing war dogs on Thursday, I don't think so it sounds like I saw
I think they're doing it. I don't think so. I think it's going to be on the 10th. It seems like on the second they're doing a
Little thing where you can test out the guns. It's that yeah, I feel like they already confirmed it
Yeah, it would be kind of stupid to do it now
Yeah, you just go mess around in their firing range and
Then there's you they seem like they're locking into the 10th
which is actually great. I'm glad they're doing that. Oh you can practice the
heli. Oh it's not just guns. Oh nice. Of course bro. Of course man. What is
happening? That game is ridiculous dude. It's like it doesn't want me to play
But because now I'm gonna probably take Wednesday off
and I will be live on Thursday.
So, lol.
So I don't know about that.
Onimusha got a 10 from IGN, what?
Really?
Yeah, where are the reviews for this Don Walker reviews?
That's crazy, bro.
Damn, man.
This game looks like it was going to be kind of sick, too.
Wow, two big games.
This game's like 40 hours long.
I think it is nice to see a dev, an ex dev make a studio and make a game similar to the.
The previous studios game, but then it'd be successful.
Okay, that is way that is a great that must feel so good that that's fucking awesome.
because we've seen so many fail there's been so many that have just didn't
haven't done it the starcraft the x starcraft devs the minds I devs bro like
this is that are you kidding me that's great we have the four is a dev who's
making his game before the dev x dev is making his game so we'll see 9 a.m.
Eastern for you. Come on man. I wonder how long this is gonna be. I'm going into
Onimusha first but I'm gonna, Don Walker is on my mind.
Mario and DLSS 5 dude that is like I don't want to see that dude that's like
something you should not see
Mario with DLSS 5 dude nah man y'all what the fuck
wait you can play Mario on PC of course you can you can play Zelda someone got
Mario on PC. I feel like I shouldn't watch this on stream because this is
gonna like not dude the Nintendo lawyers man this guy's already they're already
to take them away.
A naughty dog will be there it's two state of plays are you kidding me what
What do you mean, bro?
Wait, it's state of play and then state of play Japan immediately after?
Is this going to be more focused on like Japanese game? Is this the first time they've done this?
I don't remember seeing this.
This is the second time. What did they announce anything interesting?
Um, you leaked your burner account.
Oh, yeah, well, this is the, uh, I made this for this computer, so I don't have to log
in.
Batman game looks so good with the LSS five.
Let me see.
They already got it on this game.
I dropped this game kind of fast.
It was all right.
I don't know.
I wasn't feeling it right off the bat.
This one.
It's just like didn't the spark maybe if I kept going
but the spark wasn't.
The flame wasn't igniting.
Initial impression.
All in a moosh at 20 minute review? I'm gonna play it anyways. I don't need to see a 20 minute review.
I'm just looking for the reviews. Yes.
That's... hmm.
This is priority.
I am curious how and why IGN gave it a 10 though.
Like this game was fun to play. If you like Souls-like, you like the action shit, bruh, this will be fun.
It's not that deep
But attend from IGN really
Probably because of nostalgia you really think on a musha has that much nostalgia built into it. I don't see it
On a musha was dude on a musha seems like it was kind of popular but this re
This D-Fib of Onimusha is they're trying to, this is gonna like triple X.
There's way more awareness on Onimusha than it was before when it was first announced. Way more.
This feels like an introduction to a bunch of people, the character of the series, even those who've never played it before.
I don't see it as nostalgia.
Of course there's a bit of that.
Onamusha started as a resident evil variant like Devil May Cry.
Oh really did it?
Final Fantasy VII.
State of play concludes with an extended look at the vast world of Final Fantasy VII
Revelation.
Holy shit bro.
Oh my god.
the conclusion, brother. Tell me. Okay, thank God. Oh my God. All right, good, good. No,
they're gonna announce that they're breaking up it up into three parts. Part three is
now branched into three parts with the DLC. Final Fantasy 7 Hater? No dude, I get it's a
good game, but damn it's been like, it's been like how many years dude? We've been here
about their shit. Ten years. Yeah, but these reviews are crazy right now. God damn. Yeah,
you know they're on cloud nine. Are you kidding me bro? That's awesome man. I am still, this
This is precedent, this is precedent though.
Oh wait, hold on, does War Dogs' gun range open up on Wednesday?
And then it's GG?
Or is it open until the 10th?
Can I try it on Thursday?
Onemusha is going to be shorter than Don Walker, of course.
It's only on the second.
All right, that's the first time I'm going to play the game, I guess.
I guess so
Check that bomb game open beta typing party game
Yeah, I don't know which one that is
Yeah, on a motion into Dawn Walker. I think this is like a 40-hour game. We'll see I
May or may not beat it lol
I feel like at this point I feel like graphics have peaked. I don't give a shit. It's heavily
on the story and the gameplay. Okay, we've achieved like really fucking great looking
graphics. It's all about the art director now. Like I don't give a fuck. It really is all about
the art director now. It's like however you want to fucking reshade this shit. Sure. Deeper
is probably way more insane tech because it's neural rendering. If you break it down as
to how they're doing it, it probably is pretty crazy. But like, you know, this doesn't
this implementation doesn't do anything for me.
Like it doesn't, it's interesting,
but then it doesn't, I just really,
it doesn't really enhance the game.
Like it literally does not enhance the game.
I'm not gonna suddenly find more fun in it or something.
I was playing MGS4 and it mentioned Neural AI, but I did it.
The game is called the bomb game. Hold on, let me see.
Shadows are more crispy. I'll wait for like the first actual implementation of it.
You think tomorrow we're going to see more footage of that one game that I can't pinpoint, surely if I like or not.
The next Naughty Dog game.
I don't know. Are we actually going to see more footage? They've been pretty, when did Intergalactic get announced?
State of Bej?
Bro, I'd watch a state of Bej where they show off like the greatest and latest mattresses.
Hold on bro, you're onto something.
think. Enter galactic was announced at TGA. Oh yeah, true, wasn't it? More phantom blade?
Okay, a phantom blade demo wouldn't be bad, but like a little of me doesn't want to do.
I don't want that I want to wait till October 29th. I'm ready
I'm ready
Damn bro, blood of the Dawn Walker and Crimson Desert insane
Are you gonna play project a Zomboid?
Eventually brother. I have a bad feeling and focus on showcasing micro swap games
They have a huge banner of Call of Duty.
What would they show for COD at State of Play?
I feel like they don't need to do like a highlight of the game.
They've already had the beta and shit. What else are they going to show?
Wait, did Fable get delayed? Fable's next year, right?
What is DMZ2? DMZ beta?
What the fuck is DMZ?
Oh, oh, it's February still. Yeah, we'll see
We'll see we'll see extraction cod. Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting about that lol
I mean damn
Chad what would you rather play Don Walker or Onimusha? I feel like Onimusha will be a great
just like
gameplay story to the point upgrade character fun cinematic cool boss fights
With a potentially just like solid story
Don Walker you're gonna have a more right, you know you forge your own path
But Don Walker does seem shit man
It does seem very enticing.
Don Walker does feel more, obviously,
you got like inventory and shit.
You're gonna be balancing, running around.
There's gonna be like mob packs.
You're gonna be selling shit.
I might be undervaluing Onimusha too.
I don't know how in depth the game gets.
The demo was solid, but it was very small.
Don Walker looks shitty combat worse than Witcher 3. I think it will have the RPG charm
You go in knowing that the the combat is gonna not be as insane it's not gonna be phantom blade zero
Open world level. Okay. It's not gonna be like insane mo cap shit
RPG combat is always
Not the strong point. It's the story and the dialogue
and the world building.
Usually the combat has built in clunk, but it's like chart. It still has its it still works without needing the greatest animations and greatest mocap.
One of the person that are really interested in combat is better than the Witcher 3.
3. Yeah, but Witcher 3 probably has some of like the most
that the witchers combat is like one of the most criticized
aspects of the game.
Even Kcd to combat, I would say is heavy copium. It's okay.
Kcd to is better, but Kcd combat is come on. It's alright.
It's great. Okay. Right.
I would say KCD too. The combat is like it gets the point across, but it's okay.
Don Walker also uses directional combat.
Yeah, I think maybe realistic combat is just as true. You know, I think that is kind of what it is the medieval combat. I mean, but then you look at shivery.
If you had like a more RPG style, shivery, physics-ish, based, more like fucking, but like take away a bit more of the arcade-iness of SHIV.
But then Mordow, if you look at Mordow, if you have like Mordow style combat in KCD2.
CD2. Someone should make a half sword RPG. Holy shit. Open world half sword style. It
would flop so hard. Yeah, like what your combat has its own charm about it. It's not going
to be as snappy as your like, name your greatest ARPG here. I saw that I saw the other air
not the fucking I'm talking about other ARPGs Diablo RPG. I saw that. I don't know. I'm
kind of 50 50 people are hyping the game up on 50 50 I've seen game footage of it.
I'm actually, in terms of fantasy, sword, co-op-ish, multiplayer-ish, I would say right
now Nordus Fall, I think, is where?
If I was betting, I'd say Nordus Fall has the highest fidelity to potential fund factor.
That new Korean ARPG didn't hit the same.
I still think POE2 is probably still peak 1.0.
But if we're talking like the next multiplayer-esque,
who's cooked the most, where we just
want a fucking character creator,
and we spawn in the character, and we get stronger
in a bit of a multiplayer setting, whether it's an MMO
or not, I think Nordus seems like the greatest on the horizon.
Until you realize it's Hoyoverse, you know what true but the front look we can be like lol and kappa
But let's see what comes to fruition. They said it's not gonna be like Genshin
So let's see what happens. I know lol kappa, whatever the fuck. Let's see if it's legit
If it's not that's good
Yeah, they said it's not gonna be gotcha. You can fucking cop all you want, but what let's see what it actually comes out
So I mean if that is actually what they're gonna do with it, that's good. Oh, it's notice not notice notice fall
All
Lay off the Genshin impact buddy the Genshin impact whales
You fucking weeb shits who fucking spent all your fucking money on trash literally funded
The game of their vision
Thank you. You guys literally fucking wasted your time and fucking churned the hamster wheel for them to actually produce something worth wasting your time in.
Thank you.
I did play Genshin on my phone, but like compared to like the level of how many of these other
motherfuckers played it, I played it for like 100 hours.
I played it when it first came out in the long scheme of it.
I probably played like two percent.
I probably contributed like .0001%, okay?
Just Dance Devs leaked a Nintendo Direct
on the 10th of September.
Get the fuck out of here.
Don't tell me they're showing footage of the new Zelda
and then also announcing the new Zelda
that goes back to the old formula.
none of the fucking to take a bullshit
coupled with
did i don't even know what i want from nintendo
actually i want something
mario
odyssey they made the donkey con games in it that
i don't even know what i want from nintendo bro
I want an old style, old looped style Zelda game.
That's all I want from them.
It's too early for them to announce something
like another Mario Odyssey.
Other than that, there's really nothing else enticing
coming from the Switch too.
And maybe some like a new interesting IP.
Like I don't really know.
A Mario Extractor.
Mario Kart DLC. Yeah, you know what? And then maybe more tracks. If they announced more, or they, you know what they need to do? Mario Kart needs to expand their races.
Okay, give me reasons to go and like queue up on the, the knockout tour or whatever it's called.
Give me more reason
Yeah, did I play this
Play this there's a play test
Every tank has a unique set of armor that you'll need to find weak spots in to deal damage.
When you aim down sights, you'll see enemy tanks like this.
Green means that your shot will penetrate.
Gray means that your shot will bounce.
Blue means you're hitting a module on the tank, like the tracks or gun.
These will disable or immobilize your enemy.
Each tank has a different penetration value when it fires.
This tank has an especially low one and will struggle to penetrate this opponent from the front
Sometimes you'll need to try a different world of tanks for kids
You can see your own armor layout in game by holding the alt key
Light tanks have less armor and heavy tanks have more. I
Swear I'm playing this angle of impact into account and it's easier to penetrate shots straight on rather than hitting in an angle
You can angle your tank to create more thickness and armor so the shot from an enemy will bounce.
Some tanks offer strategies that utilize their armor and allow them to protect themselves while
shooting at them.
How's the gameplay like?
You can see the spotted radius shrinks when your tank is inside a bush.
Heads up.
Any parts of your tank that poke out through the front of the bush can still get you
spotted within the normal spotted radius.
Also, note that firing will make your circle larger, making you easier to spot, to octodalize
it.
The goal of each match is to defeat all enemies or capture their base.
Each team's side of the map is a base capture zone.
If either team manages to get 100 capture points on the enemy base, they win the match.
If you or-
I don't fucking know man, maybe, I look like, maybe I'll probably play some random
shit today anyways.
I know control I know dude I know hello man I know maybe I'll try it looks kind of whatever
I heard some people played Guild Wars 3 at Gamescom I call bullshit I call bullshit no
way they did I don't believe it
I don't believe it.
They did and they said it was amazing.
Oh, really?
2026, well, play is.
I don't know if I believe that, but I feel like
you're just jealous.
I don't believe it.
Prove it, prove it.
I could say random shit like that too.
No rest for the wicked is 1.0 next month.
I don't know where, I'm gonna go back when it 1.0s.
Your uncle played it.
Hey, what else happened here?
Onamusha, Blood of the Dawn, Walker, Rockstar,
blah, blah, blah, check him in.
Mm-mm-mm.
Which three, more to she?
Bada bing, stellar blade on the Nintendo Switch 2. Oh my God.
Messi retired from Argentina. Oh my God.
Ronaldo and Messi retired.
Is this the end of the end of an age?
Is this the end?
Is Messi considered the best?
Who's considered the best football player mechanically of all time?
You're telling me in the history of, is LeBron James the best of all time for basketball?
I'm talking about stats, okay, not fucking, take the emotion out of it, all right.
Fuck your, fuck your jersey, okay, I'm talking about just straight up stats, okay.
Stats done, Michael Jordan still better in his prime.
Oh, wow.
You're starting a war.
Bro, how's there a war on stats, dude? I'm talking about.
OK, how about this?
Let's keep it simple. Who has scored the most points.
In their career, believe it at that.
The number, just give me the number.
Like Tiger Woods is still the greatest fucking Tiger Woods
is probably still the greatest golfer ever.
I can look at his stats. I think it's pretty easy, right?
Most famous for sure. Well, different times different game rules doesn't count. Jordan is better. Oh, did they tweak the rules of basketball heavily since?
Okay, fine. That's a solid point.
BABYBRAWN!
By the way, this guy is a really big MMO reviewer on YouTube.
Oh, okay. Well, never mind. Sure.
I thought it was just random people posting that they played guild wars
Well shit man, I hope it's I thought I'd Guild Wars 3 is literally the only MMO on
Of Western devs that can potentially bring back MMOs
They're like the last pillar
I'm, dude, you guys are head, that's like a long copium, you know, they say long COVID
short COVID.
That's fucking long copium.
Will you play classic plus if it's actually interesting?
If that plus is insane, like we brought on, like the, if the plus isn't just like a lol,
we changed some stats, if they're like, oh my god, the game has completely, like that
plus needs to be the most saturated plus, like holy shit, for me to go back.
I've gone back to WoW so many times, I will always go back to WoW.
If it's like, yeah, two dungeons,
yeah, what in the heart can I do dead mines?
If it's like a shallow plus, I don't care.
Try Hogwarts Legacy with DLSS 5?
Nah, even though it did look good.
I will be live Thursday,
most likely taking Wednesday off on Moosa playthrough.
Into Don Walker into all the other fucking games coming out. How much is the 70 bucks?
on Emusha
To 70s I
Did if they added an expansion worth of zones. Yeah, if they added an expansion
Honestly, if they just completely remakes it if they just like
like ripped out and completely remixed.
But like make it not feel like a remix.
Yeah, like go new.
They need to go new, like new old.
They need to fuse the new with the old
where it's worth going back,
but it doesn't feel like they're just,
I don't fucking know, man.
Wow is, sometimes you just gotta let go, bro.
Just gotta let it go.
I think even if they change it up enough it's still going to just be like it was
just more fun in the past. It was a fun past MMO.
Let me see what else what else I don't see anything else that is new. Oh yeah
What is this game? What was that one game? Some guy linked?
Where was it?
What was that one 12 player game? I know I saw state of play.
I also don't know what I want from Sony, bro. I don't really know.
The Wolverine game will be fun. The new Naughty Dog game.
I am not fully on the train for yet. I'm still super curious, though.
I don't know. What else? What else? Fanta Blades Zero? What else do I want from Sony?
Am I missing anything? Have they really done anything? Anything Horizon Zero Dawn? I'm not interested in.
God of War remakes. They might show more footage of Luffy. God of War. Maybe they will on Thursday.
isn't it coming out in like February?
Naughty Dog just tweeted that they wrapped up.
Yeah, I'm 50-50 on the game, let's see.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Rack game came out. I saw this. Oh, this is online co-op. This comes out tomorrow. I'll try this out
I'll try out crimson moon tomorrow
I'll see how this one is a
New ash or a bot
It could be decent maybe
What was that 12 player game one of you guys linked I missed it
Oh. That bomb game?
Wait, what do you do?
Are you trying to figure out what the word is?
3
Yeah, we can try man. Join the playtest. Let's see, let's see. Join our people, it's free.
We need 12 people.
Couple of rounds of body cam.
That was the play test alive.
Playing anything but control.
I know man.
like I'm about to lock into some playthroughs and I'm free right now to not do a playthrough.
Buddy, we got games dropping.
It's not super long.
Intergalactic will win Game of the Year, like last of us.
Interesting, interesting, maybe, maybe.
Control is like the 12th.
All right, Chad, we're gonna try,
I think we're trying this right now.
I'm kind of just jumping around. I don't really know.
I tried that Dominus playtest as well.
Man in man in man in man.
Today is the calm before the storm. It is.
Whoa.
Unlimited FPS.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
Question to talk is tilde.
Okay, I'm ready.
Alright, blah.
Grat.
John.
Grat.
Player limit.
100.
Espen-yo-l!
English!
max lives initial lives all cards streamer mode I don't know what that means
hidden help maybe streamer mode but then voice chat I don't get it let's try a
I may have fucked shit up.
Alright yo!
Where are you guys?
Show it up!
Oh!
Wow.
Well there we go.
We got Miyazaki, he's currently uh, what time is it?
Oh yeah, he's currently on break at the front software office.
Yeah, usually it's just lunch in the chat.
where he goes back to work on Bloodborne 2.
Hey, what the fuck are we?
What do we even do?
Power cards!
We're all strapped!
What?
WH?
What?
Money, $10?
What?
How did someone already die?
Hold on, what am I looking at?
Is it my turn?
Okay, okay, I don't get it. Hey, I can't type anything.
Dude, what is going on?
I'm typing.
Fifth ballers, WH?
Hey, huh?
Is that my mic? I thought I put it on push-a-talk.
Oh wait, wait.
Okay, okay.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you fucking hear me?
Alright, there we go.
I still have my mic on.
So whoever, we have to come up with a better word than the previous person who's highlighted.
Guys, you gotta come up with a word.
You don't just type in the first two letters.
Schnitzel!
Okay.
Yeah, you have to come up with a work...
Flackard?
You fucking AI motherfucker.
What the hell?
Okay, I see how this works.
Alright.
Whoa!
I mean, you buy cards.
sure all right I see I see I see
okay
That's the top one right there, IO? Oh, IO? Oh! Okay. Oh, shit! Oh, I thought that was
me. 275. The rest of hers won't see what you type? Why does that matter? Reduces the
time of arena players bomb? Use the word on the right side. Wait. Are these bonus letters
to use on my turn, GSPN?
Oh, yo, fuck the bonus, man!
I'm looking for to live.
I can barely type the regular word.
I could have done something better.
People have mics.
I need to change it though.
I need to go back and change it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry. You have open mic? Yeah, I see it, bro. I don't really give a fuck.
What am I supposed to do? I already changed it.
Come on, boys!
Come on, underwear!
Should have made it plural.
Ensure a combination of two letters write three words and add them to the game's blacklist if anyone types any of those words they will explode
What?
Articulate no five seconds. Oh, these are all the debuffs he has oh shit
Oh wait, oh wait, what the fuck?
Oh if you hit Tab, you can see everybody else.
I think.
Oh.
Why a revolver?
Yeah, this should be a fuckin' land without the dynamite, a futuristic land.
I don't know, why does incognito mode matter?
Okay, why does that matter?
Maybe there's some type of benefit later.
Yes I can refresh.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, we're going counter clockw- wait, wait, wait, we're going clockwise now.
Did someone change it?
Hit the three heart guy?
A lot of this stuff is randomized.
Um...
That was like a weird-ass word.
What? A random player will have to play three turns in a row?
That's disgusting. Who got that?
Deserved.
How about winning this?
Oh shit, it's my turn.
I think.
How many are left?
Shit, I need a buy.
It's not my turn.
How much money?
I have three. I'm gonna save.
What is the death animation?
Uh-oh.
What the hell?
Four seconds?
Oh, my turn.
uh basement
uh super oh shit wow it's just slow man oh my god i was just slow
God damn it!
I don't know bro, I can buy everything! I got buffs!
Mixer!
I think your auto gives you the PC when it's your turn if I top out
Um, duck.
What?
Uh!
Oh wait, can you not do words that others have used?
That would make sense.
I'm beta testing.
Am I throw doing this?
Um, Argentine?
Okay, sure man.
Oh, shit.
I gotta lock in boys.
I gotta lock in here.
I gotta lock in here, hold on.
Oh my god!
That's right, I added a dash but it accepted it.
Locking in. How many are left? Four? There's four of us?
Okay, okay, uh, bolt.
Three left?
I swear, having the PC come down is like a minus one second.
Uh, gentle.
This is a 1v3, it's three players, three players.
Three players, that's the one.
Okay.
Oh wait, now you guys can't see what I typed in.
Okay, okay.
One of you needs to type three words, I think.
One me one, one me one.
easy, easy, easy, come on man!
All right, everybody know how to play now?
All right, here we go.
What do we have here? What do we have?
Always active.
Max live initial lives bomb base time player limit.
Do we need do we need
Wait all cards no red no cards.
I don't think hidden health matters
Make lives only one
Okay, that's actually oh, yeah, this is hardcore
One life, but you can get card buffs with a three life max
It could be a little fast
Bomb base time five seconds
Let's see let's see
I might die the first round
Ah boys good luck have fun
Wait is this near me hear me I
Sorry changed it
Didn't I change it guys?
I didn't apply.
Oh shit.
The rounds take too long?
Relax buddy, why you act like you got an appointment to get here too?
Buddy.
Charge Michael?
I thought it was 8 seconds, isn't it?
Ong!
Long?
What?
Oh, really?
I died, boys.
I died.
Ong!
I died boys, I died.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's not good.
Not my stream, huh?
You got this bro.
Two seconds, one.
No pressure right here.
Five, four, three, two.
Okay, okay.
Oh, he's dead here.
You guys know I did
Obviously is gonna lose if I had to bet on a horse
You know you guys should technically own this you guys type shit all day you should have fucking built-in dictionaries right on the fly words on the fly
Okay
This is like your game motherfuckers
This is not some of you guys chat. This is how locked in you are when you chat
Alright, I think, I think Rolly Paul's gonna win.
If I had to choose a horse, I'm gonna choose him.
Let's see!
I don't know!
It's gonna end soon here, don't worry. Oh shit. What are you guys even typing?
Okay, oh really? Hold on, yo, what, how many? Wow, he got an extra life. Uh oh. Oh wait,
That's good. That's good. Yeah, I see it. I knew it. That's why he's my horse. I fucking told you, bro
You better step it up you piece of shit. You're lucky you got that buff. You're so lucky you got that buff
No pressure man
I would do, we could do some gambas with potato coins, but there might be some inside
or potato shit where one of you guys might throw on purpose.
Show words.
Back.
Total.
Turn.
Attack.
My bag!
Oh, shit, he's blocking his letters.
Oh, he's dead here.
Peepee Smalls is no longer.
Yeah.
It goes over.
Come on, come on, baby!
George is...
Okay.
Broly, come on, bro!
Oh, you got that down to three?
Wow. Oh boy. Why aren't you playing? I died, bro. I died. Were you here for the last one
That was victorious.
Rolly, why are you- Okay, okay, that was scary.
Arm?
Ah!
Oh no, dude, you could have done farm. You could have done farm. Farm.
no no dude what the fuck are you doing oh my god dude come on and then there were
two yeah how are you letting hexical fucking win bro you know how big this
This motherfucker's ego just got...
Dude, sending this clip to the fucking family once after.
As we speak. Holy shit.
Alright, let's go again. Let's go again.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let me see if I can fix this.
The mic mode, push to talk, apply, yes, play, crack.
Voice chat is always active, so I don't know why it didn't work.
12, Espanol.
We're going one again.
All right, yo, I'm raising the stakes, all right?
I'm raising the stakes.
First one to die gets banned, all right, but I have immunity due to, uh, I don't have
to explain myself.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
That's not fucking fair!
Don't worry, I will have to enact that.
Ha ha ha.
I'm gonna make faints, blank, blank, blank, five seconds plus five seconds!
Oh shit!
Why not?
Yo, active my... Push the cock is the biggest lie in this game.
Five seconds on the clock, no pressure.
Crock, you gotta help me out.
Hey, Crock's cheating.
What a wee-boo-wee! What a wee-boo-wee!
Out of all the AI you use Croc?
That would never use Croc.
It's like you have so many choices and you go for like the shit-stained apple when there's
like an actual good one.
Croc is great?
I thought, I thought, really?
Is it way better?
I thought it was the worst.
That was a horrible word.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna hit a grand and just nuke the lobby with cards, unless I, I guess I can refresh.
You keep refreshing until you get another life.
Super Tri-Ward, man.
Okay, I have one point Scrabble words.
What? What?
What is this?
Oh, a shield.
You're dead, buddy. Oh my god.
Less than half the lobby.
No pressure boys, no pressure down to the wire
It's plural like plus five bucks
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!
You can't sell-
Fuck!
Bum-bum-bum mainly be...
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!
ee-ke- [?].
You can die!
La la la la la la la!
Uhhm...
Oh fuck...
Oh uh uuuh...
Oh guy!
Ohhh...
Uh uh...
Noooooooo!
No no no!
there it is boys there it is
easy bro I died the first the last time cuz I hit enter on the word okay instead
of deleting it I was I would say I'm undefeated okay I got I went out on
second game on a technicality. No, no, no, no, no, no, bro. All I, all I see is
combos, but I don't see anyone actually playing the game, bro. I'm waiting to wear
out the player now. Wear the players. Wear the players for this. I don't see any
players. I don't see any, I don't see any players here.
All right, let's go.
Are these the devs that made Buckshot?
No.
It's post advantage, it's not fair.
Post advantage on Typing?
Lies.
You're not aiming at someone's head.
There's input lag, I swear.
All right.
Shit.
Is this the Spanish dictionary?
Right shit, is this the Spanish dictionary?
I love I'll join a lobby now. I'll come from gonna join the lobby after this
And deep thoughts the Espanol
Oh my god, it's the first round
Do an emote only version man I win I swear
Bro type dude. Oh my god
That was close
I'm in I'm in
Three two no brother one
You got this roll through the info that you got there to what okay, okay? You got the wrong
It's not a work out yo fix what up man you're here how much money to add 680 yeah
what up fix bro yeah what he's gonna go three times by the way
oh what wait no way what oh my god
what what even happened I didn't even have any time
minus time debuff stacked how much time does that take off I was like a second
the type minus two second debuff that's disgusting
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god dude! Yo! Nice! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Nice man. Good shit bro. Good shit man. You have 0.95 seconds?
Alright, the problem is cards are just, uh, you know what?
Cards in this game are like the noob getting a fucking bullet bill and winning the game.
Alright.
I know, I know, it's a hard swill to help to swallow the truth.
Okay, so we're gonna go no fucking cards, okay?
Alright, this is for the hard mode individuals.
Four seconds base to type.
Alright, you gotta lock in no fucking card RNG.
Okay, no bullet in the last cards. Okay. What you got three seconds?
No, four seconds some of them are a little crazy
Too fine you have two lives at three seconds
Okay, this is gonna be good luck good luck this is gonna be tough
This is gonna be very tough. I believe. You gotta lock it. Three actually might be a little too low.
It might be too low. There's no host advantage guys. You gotta just get good.
Good
We come boys
I like I like babies
Yeah, you better get ready for those words
Why he's still a lot so fast two lives two lives
Oh, no, I tried to read you next what's ever
I did
What the fuck is NC bruh?
NC? Yeah what? Uncle?
Unibumber
Unibrow bummer!
Unibrow!
It's so dangerous
All right, wow everybody's yo everybody's in no one has died
Oh, oh the jinx. Oh, actually wait, oh, fuck
Okay, okay. Uh-oh. Yeah, George Michael pre-typed. He didn't even get to the end of the fucking
Oh my god, how did it keep my computer open?
okay okay hold on I gotta lock it I gotta be ready bro I'm long okay holy
shit oh
okay get ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready
it's too fast it's too fast yeah lock him bro you can't complain I'm making
words up now whatever gets you back here
okay oh my oh no oh
Oh shit, okay. I got the lock in here.
What do you want?
Oh wait, no, no, no, no.
Repair, clear players.
No!
Ah!
Oh, it's...
Come on.
Devs, devs, just do this game and make it
so you have like algebra.
Fuck that!
I'm letting you see the triad!
Okay, buddy!
Yeah, don't make me go, okay, we're gonna do one life.
New lobby, one life.
Go public?
All right, hold on.
Who's out there?
Join public?
I mean, no one has this game.
There's 12 players and it's us.
Espanyol!
Doge!
Okay, we're going 3-1.
Guys, you know the stakes.
Okay, you know the stakes.
You know the stakes here.
All right, don't hop in and have broken English.
Okay?
I'm just saying.
I don't know about this one, dude.
These are hardcore stats.
This is even more difficult than the last.
Alright, get ready.
Here we go.
This is like nightmare difficulty.
I'm so scared.
I'm not knowing you all guys.
I'll never see you again.
If I lose this time, there's an inside job.
Okay.
I did those gonna be me that fast!
He already died!
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Oh no!
What the fuck is that?
Wow.
Oh, that was scary, bro, half the lobby's already gone.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Oh, what?
That didn't work.
I got the word!
Yes!
There it is, boys! There it is!
Yeah, what was that random word?
What is F's in the dictionary?
Why did it accept that?
That's just like an acronym. That's not even a word. What are we even doing here? How did that even?
F's E-F-S
Boys come on here, what are we doing?
Accepted Anders before which isn't a word. Yeah Anders is a um unless it is
It's more of a last name, or just a name, you know, it's un-wictionary, okay?
What the fuck?
I'm just playing the game here and hitting Enter, buddy, okay?
Don't take this shit away from me, all right?
This is a fucking League of Legends balancing, right?
It's some random fucks indie game.
It's actually pretty good.
Oh, excuse me, buddy.
I heard the balance branch.
Alright, now that we know what the stakes are, boys, we gotta do it again.
Alright.
Look, this is literally Nightmare mode.
This is New Game Plus 7.
Beware.
The lobby's open.
Here we go.
Yep cock.
Hop cock.
Hopefully you can use both those words.
Good luck.
Why is it always me first?
Is it always me first?
It always starts at three o'clock?
Or the host starts first?
George!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, oh god.
Okay, dude, this game!
Boys, apparently adding S to anything is a bug.
Or actually gets by.
Try it!
No, no, no, try it!
Try it!
Should have added a- Oh, no!
Should have added a this!
Try, shoulda added a-
OH NO!
Shoulda added a this!
I gave me four letters.
OH!
You got this one, no pressure, you got this one, three, six, two, one!
Wait, ten seconds?
Oh, did I not shut cards off? God fucking dammit.
No wonder.
Not that I'm cheating with cards, man.
All right, we'll do a card match
We'll do it. We'll do a card match. All right, you guys need the bullet bill
I'm gonna keep adding time so I have like 30 seconds to like do shit
Can you define us University of Florida State?
Keep an hand there, Smith.
What did he say?
He's playing, Dustin.
I could have done bad.
Boom!
Or path.
Fuck, the war was too long.
Oh my god, am I supposed to win every fucking match?
Whoa.
You got this, Rob, come on, come on!
The third, the trio, the trio.
Oh my baby, oh my baby, oh my baby.
Yeah, dad, make it so there's a screen up here that shows what they type.
The 1v1.
No pressure.
me one okay there it is it does that in the screen yeah but the overlays
fucking potato to look at you want to look at the what I'm looking at I mean
all right here we go boys that was the fucking that was no no no no this is
the one that counts all right no cards all right beware join if you will
join if you must you know what's at stake here did I do three seconds or five
seconds three or four I did four right I did three
we're doing three we're doing three four is a good middle ground we're going to
three all we need is 11 people to keep this game alive all right all right
You're right
Here tomorrow same time
He's not wrong, I mean you just need 12 people and one lobby doing this
So I should make an interactive twitch chatter business where there's one
streamer in the middle and then they have to go up and chat something in the message.
It's like escape room, chatter room.
Now we got a viewer room.
It's a new friend.
The viewer's come here.
You have come here, you can get a drink, and it's an eating experience.
No fucking light, Chad, you fucking do it.
Why did Darth Maul go to the...
What are we, what are we, what are we, what are we?
Hey, go all the way!
Chris likes to club, okay?
Oh god, I missed it.
You got this brother, pressure.
You got this, you got this.
No pressure.
Oh boy.
Yo, seven, your current's coming up here, dude, alright?
Alright, you gotta breathe.
You gotta breathe.
You're gonna think of a word, bro.
You gotta breathe.
I'm gonna think of a word, bro. You got this!
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh.
Yeah, both of them got so nervous.
Oh, shit!
They both died.
I had it. I was just I was laughing a little okay, so I slowed down on the tight figure
All right
This is nightmare lobbies. All right, nightmare lobbies
We're not gonna do the IES I refuse
I'm a Wabi.
Alright.
Oh shit, was this Spanish?
I swear it doesn't matter.
It still accepts English words.
I swear to God.
Let's find out.
Hola.
Yo soy D-Bot.
I mean, if you know Spanish words, why not?
Hello! I am an lawyer!
How are you?
He is loose
Get them ready, bro. You're off, man. You're off!
Oh, shit.
Six heaven!
Oh, no.
I'm doing better.
Yeah, duh.
The word, the word was correct. Okay, the word matched the situation.
I need to think of other, other words.
Alright, who's gonna win? 1v1?
You got this bro, your fucking name is ridiculous.
No, you guys got a thesaurus ass name of course is gonna work
Arctis site is that like a a jammer or mineral or something? What is that?
Rock you find
Rose name after a fucking rock
All right, here we go
Thousand Espanol debuff
All right
Nightmare lobby
Alright boys, that was hilarious, alright, now you're gonna fucking lose.
I'm locking in.
I'm locking in, alright, that was hilarious.
Why don't we just gather to learn words instead of compete?
I'm dumb, I'm wrong, you know, I love that.
You're not gonna forget the word.
My name's dumb, I'm wrong.
Okay.
This is like Tarkov, you know when you die, you remember the location?
you die over the word forever so that means 50% of the lobbyist hackers
you got this bro okay man get get ready bro you're next friend no pressure you got this
You're up.
I don't think, bro.
Alright, I bought myself a little window of opportunity now to relax.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Walking in.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
You are what you want, haha!
Yeah!
Nah! I have used that same word so many times.
And I guess the downside of this game is if you play a lot the same two letters pop up very often.
So that's where the game, it falls flat there.
It reminds me of the typing racer game where after a while it's the same prompts over and over.
So then when you play, it's not like procedural, it's like, oh, I've done this shit before.
So you just naturally have an advantage.
So this game seems like it falls under the same shit.
No shit.
Alright boys, I don't know what to tell you man.
Alright, the T.I.
The T.I.
Alright, here we go.
let me go on these guys this guy real quick let me go on this let me join up
yeah let me burst the randoms bro let me burst the randoms are there cards
bait it all right this is the TI join up this is the TI right here whoever wins
no one gives a shit but it's the TI oh fuck I left the cards on whoever wins
gets VIP oh my god leaving your office until you reinstate I gotta read your
I ain't doing the cards
Okay, we're good now we're locked in we're locked in
Tell me one G.
Jesus, why are you listening next to me, man?
No!
You locked too hard!
Oh, God!
Henry, enjoy.
Oh, yeah, okay.
You got this, Jesus?
That's gonna be a fast TI.
Okay, okay.
I'm locking in.
I'm locked!
Oh yeah, I should get a goblin.
Oh no!
Ah!
Where were people?
Oh shit, okay, then there were three.
Ah!
Yeah, we're gonna do one more after this, actually.
Oh my god, Jesus dude.
You made it.
Yo.
Not only is he an insane battlefield medic.
Damn bro, okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right, this is only for the able body.
Nightmare plus, plus.
two seconds by the way you have two seconds to type good luck we're all
fucked all right we're all fucked good luck
Why is that why?
Why you a dude?
Here we go
Buddy shut the fuck up are you in a fucking metal factory?
Bess
Computer's are too cheap.
Oh my god.
Can you drop this fork?
Yeah, we heard that shit in 4K.
What?
What? Did I typed it in?
What?
Whoa
No host lag a host disadvantage
Okay, buddy. Okay, buddy. Okay, buddy. Let's see. Let's see one second. Let's see if you can do this for you
There's no way
Better better pre-type
You guys got a pre-type?
I like getting one of many matches.
One second!
Who will survive?
This guy just won by default.
You don't even have time for the screen to pop up.
You don't even know what you're typing.
Alright, we'll do another 2 seconds.
At least 2 seconds is doable.
Alright, 2 seconds is nightmare.
It is nightmare plus.
No, no, no, no.
We actually had a match at 2.
Boys we had to match it to three yo three is nightmare two is nightmare plus I
Don't think you can do it you can't do that you can't
Here we go. Yeah, you can't
Let's try one more two seconds, but yeah, it looks like three seconds is probably the best to do
You can't do, uh, you have to do whole numbers.
What the fuck are you doing, shit?
Whoa!
Okay, this is a default winner, fine, fine, three seconds, it's three seconds, okay, there's
still lag, there's still lag, here we go, this is it, the TI, no excuse, done, done,
and then we're over it.
No cards.
Three seconds.
No, the cards are, the cards are, the cards are not it.
I think it takes time away every round.
It went so bad, bro.
I know what I have to do, man.
Okay, my bad.
I'll shut up.
All right, here we go, here we go.
It went so bad, bro, you know?
I
Had a
W
Okay, okay
Why was Uber not a thing?
What ever bro?
Flock Uber?
What is this guy?
Ok what you heard?
Nothing.
Okay, well, what you heard? Nothing!
There's a lot of fucking words!
I'm thinking of flocks like a bird, bro. Okay, not the fucking new shit.
Oh, we got a game, bro. We got a game.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, man. Oh, a new winner!
Oh, shit, bro. A new winner.
Okay, okay.
That's what I like to see. I like seeing new winners.
I like seeing new winners.
All right, hilarious. Now I want to see all you lose.
Okay, because I will be the winner.
All right.
We're going.
Here we go.
Locking in.
Lalalalala.
Doremi.
Doremi Passo.
Black screen.
Doremi.
What's up, you boy?
I can't see anything. I've been scared. I'm scared.
I'll encounter a POV.
What the hell is this?
I'll take forward.
there it is boys holy moly all in the strongest join why dude why is this your existence why
There's always one fuck who does that, dude.
He's sadly one of my viewers, thank god.
He's a real bitch.
This is why you need to present a driver's license before you get a microphone.
keyboard
Okay, okay
Come on George you got this right you've been grinding since the beginning
Oh
Nice dude
Yo, good shit man, another new winner!
What chicken is that from?
That chicken looked familiar.
Alright, now I'm just spamming until I win again.
I'm gonna be honest.
Alright, I'm locking in.
Fuck this cinematic view.
I'm locking in, guys.
You're all going down.
I'm here now, you didn't win.
You're all going down.
Okay man.
Okay dude.
You're all done.
You're gonna be first, Jamal.
No pressure man.
You're five turns, you're five turns away, you got this.
It's your first word, Jamal.
That's probably gonna be like an AL.
Alright, think of an AL word.
It might be an OL word.
You got this man! No pressure!
Oh, he did well.
I'm hated
They're always cowed on the dick
There it is boys I had I had I had child aggro. Okay that didn't count.
Carl won that did not count. Okay.
Okay here we go here we go. California you fool! Oh really buddy.
This guy wanted to type California in three seconds.
Hey, no pressure, buddy, you're up it.
Thanks, man.
I got this.
I want all of you to win.
You know what?
I want you to well drop.
We're all going to win this, okay?
We're going to fight the system.
Fuck!
Oh, please.
Dude, don't press your man.
I told him no pressure.
I don't want to be first.
I hate being first.
I have to instantly lock in.
No pressure.
What the fuck is all out of?
Oh man, oh.
Oh my god.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, come on, come on.
Come on.
okay my horse is
this guy's gonna win this guy's gonna win
what the fuck is in there go go go
he's gonna win you got this man
oh shit you got this man my horse
oh he's good he's good too
oh the wubby one
Oh shit he's good! Oh shit dude!
Oh! Damn cookie monster dude! Holy shit!
Okay, okay!
I don't understand this guy! I don't understand this guy!
I've been watching him for a long time! I don't understand this guy!
All right, here we go all right
Anyone helping on Heartstone after this?
It's a go!
It's a stone?
Alright, hold on.
Oh man, I was thinking about helping on some DPI actually.
There it is, there it is.
I might look for a job.
Come on now.
I'm not losing anymore, bro. I'm not losing anymore.
Alright, I will stay on this chair!
I will stay on this damn chair!
It's not the time for our typos.
Okay, okay, okay, more left boys.
I was gonna type in verse
Bro, I gotta win one of these okay, I was owning alright. I was owning alright
Less than an hour ago
I
Can't hold it up falling
We'll see right now dude. We'll see right now. I
Need you to win so I can believe that I can win
Get the fuck man, I don't believe what word I'm on something
I didn't know I guess there's no corporation with that in it so I understand I could have been sage
This a man in retrospect it's always easier
Wait till the next one.
Step it up boys, come on!
Don't get cocky, cause someone's died in the first second of the game.
Oh my god, it's me, I believe!
There he is, he did it, he did it.
Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Alright. 3, 2, 1, aaaaahhhhhh. Alright. My turn.
My turn
Hey, thank you for losing so I could win
Of course
So many times on the wedding stream
Like that, are you fucking kidding tree restart
Every damn game
You know what pressure is on the first guy
Do you know how much fucking pressure is on the first guy?
Let it play out. Let it play out.
of
Come on, Buggon! Come on, Buggon!
Buggon!
Yeah, he's gonna win this.
He's gonna win this shit. He's crazy.
He's conned. He's been conquering, man.
Hold on! He's crazy! Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Get out of here!
Oh shit man!
I'm going to get you.
Good job man. Good job.
All right, the goal is to not, okay, if I survive the first, look, I just got to survive
the first that I'm winning, okay?
Okay, it's way more difficult.
All right, here we go, here we go.
All right, let's go, baby.
All right, all right, here we go, here we go.
I added an R at the end.
Yo, fuck this guy!
Let her play out, let her play out.
Let her happen.
Oh my god, he's so locked in, he's not moving.
Speakers bro, speakers?
Jackson, mute yourself
I'm sorry, I can't tap out. You have time to say it
Well, I swear that was a different guy
I
Here we go here we go here we go guys at this point it's ego, bro. I have to I have to survive the first round
Nobody watch for the first round. All right, there's too much pressure
All you piece of shit fuck out of our lobby
Oh, it works when you're alive.
Oh
When you're alive you can click on the portraits
Alright, alright here we go here we go here we go
No excuse no excuse
Drake as in like of the
Um
The dragon class
Oh, oh my god, somebody died
How's tomato on a word
You spelled it wrong.
What?
Yeah, this is some...
Oh my...
Somebody!
Jackson? Nice man, nice.
I could have done it tough.
Alright hold on.
Chin my brother, chin my brother, I'm fucking winning one out of these, my brother.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yeah, Mike guy, you can come back bro, I'm muted, you're a good dog.
Alright, not pressure bro?
No he didn't.
Like, was the Echo dude win?
Oh my god
Oh my shuttings were up 20 newton's ass
Oh shit
Oh my god, yeah, it's actually it's difficult the three seconds
You have to if you can get quick a three four letter words you're chilling
Oh
Shit oh shit to you. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, not bad.
All right.
We're gonna do a couple more.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Past lobbies, nightmare queue, nightmare queue.
Nightmare queue.
Buddy, I saw Cookie Monster.
Hey, you guys, you tell me to leave if you didn't want me to.
No, not you.
The other guy's mic was echoing.
You guys are-
Okay.
I survived, I survived the first round!
No excuses!
It's straight exhale after the first round.
Oh no.
Alright, okay, okay.
Insane word.
I could have done fair.
Guys, I have a built in lag.
OK, three seconds.
I can't think that long.
That hard for three seconds.
All right.
I have built an input lag.
I was born with input lag.
I needed the H. Oh my god, I did it again.
Okay, you fucking inside job, motherfucker.
All right, all right, whoa, what happened?
Oh, my ship broke, my ship broke.
We're doing too, the games are going too fast.
We broke it.
We're actually playtesting here.
Alright, what time is it? We're gonna next game in here soon.
This is a pretty fun game.
It's a pretty fun game, bruh.
It's pretty fun, bruhdy.
64,000 games do I I'll do this one it was not 64k
all right first rather that's the hardest but it's like starting bro this
This is like an up-performance on a stage, and you're starting off the first fucking sound that everybody hears, okay?
Oh, thankfully, this doesn't make me feel like this.
Fuck the UBs!
Alright, next time I see UB, I'm gonna go tube, cube, lube, sub, rubber.
Alright, come on, he's got it, he's got it, this guy's got it, right here.
Oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Damn.
Yo, PS! PS1!
Crazy.
Why would someone Cortisol Max?
Just maxing his Cortisol to beat his Max Cortisol.
So he maxes it which makes him stronger because he can live at a higher
cortisol level naturally to tame the cortisol and then make it so the max
cortisol is higher than the current max.
Uh, let's see.
This counts as cardio, right?
It does.
We're dancing with our fingers.
Speed of Strength! Speed of Strength! Alright. How does this work? You have two letters,
three seconds to type in any English word in the dictionary before it passes it to the
The next. The default gamer has cards, but word not doing that. Empty lives.
Word length does not matter. It's more about what you input to facets.
You might not be able to do duplicate words though.
I'm about longer than three seconds.
Oh my god!
fuck this game I'm done bro I'm done fuck this game bro
What the fuck?
Close close.
GG's bruh GG's.
Bro one with speakers.
He was playing hard mode because he was listening to the stream while typing.
Crazy.
Alright let's try this, that was a cool game bro, that was cool.
Let me try this play test.
What do we got next here, Blee?
What are we doing here boys?
What is this? The game reset your options? NA East?
Hello and welcome to tier. Tier is a tank shooter that rewards strategic methodical play over
twitch reflexes or run and gun tactics. There are a few important mechanics in tier that
you'll need to understand. Let's start with armor.
We'll figure it out
Let me see here
Okay, okay, okay
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Let's see
Sandbox change game mode
Standard sandbox a standard multiplayer 8b8 I
Played a different game. It's not this one
Yeah, yeah, I played something similar, but no I saw h1z ones getting reborn. I know I
Know
I'm kind of like 50-50 on that.
I mean it's cool. H1Z1 was great for its time, but I mean unless you're looking for like a heavy nostalgia trip
It's gonna feel like a really dated game.
Like so much shit has come out since then.
Yeah, like I got it wrong each one's doing was a 10 out of 10, but whatever I mean someone's doing it
It's so cool. It's so cool. Whatever. It might get a bit of an audience to my few servers people playing
Something tells me no one is in this playtest and it's all bots I hope I'm wrong
Yeah, it was great when it came out but like reviving it
let's see medium light firepower firepower this one looks like the best of
mobility though this one looks the coolest too
are you guys wait loadouts
Wow this guy's ability is literally growing a bush.
hiding. 976 users, uh...
I
Can zoom out pretty far
Auto-drive
I see
You're telling me that doesn't look obvious to the enemies
I don't know what the fuck I just shot at, I was not looking at the right spot, oh oh
Wow.
Ow!
Every gen HP?
I think you need to go actually pick up HP.
Oh, this is the end of the map.
I don't think they have vanishes
Okay
Nice nice
Nice.
There we go, there we go, some damage.
The hill angle is what kills you.
You can see where people are from far away, though.
Oh, shit!
me man I ain't dying.
Target this enemy.
Oh you can get all the way up.
What the hell?
It's like futuristic tanks.
So this guy you can't actually turn you have to look right in front where you're aiming for this
thing. Unless you can manually do it it doesn't seem like this. Remember the tank mode DLC from
BF4? I don't.
There must be a way to move the turret.
Oh yeah, it does. It's all about how you just mouse aim, so you kind of just need to chill
No one got him, slowly move it.
Got him!
You know what?
It's a clean looking game.
just tank games are you know yeah I would say tank games are boring yes
Say which ship games?
Ehh, World of Warships is good.
But that also is the only one that's come out in like a long ass time.
Can upgrade your ship too?
Heat?
Yeah, there's this game in heat coming out.
They're apparently people are trying to make insane new...
There's something going on about tank games
that everybody wants to hit up.
Wait, Dawnwalker comes out on...
Wait, Onemusha comes out on Friday?
Wait, I thought they both came out on Thursday.
Wait, so I can don- Donwalkers on Wednesday?
Wait, what?
9-3 is Dawn Walker, which is Thursday.
And then Onimusha's on Friday, which is the fourth.
Yeah.
Oh wait, actually, that's not bad.
I thought they both came out on the third.
That means I can… interesting.
That means on Thursday I'm gonna be streaming Thursday.
means that's actually nice I can try out and play Don Walker on Thursday and then check
out the PlayStation event and then Friday I can start my Onamusha playthrough and then
I'm probably not going to be here on Wednesday because I'm streaming Thursday.
It's mostly like who it's going to happen.
food graded there's also tank food as well
I mean this game has like good menus and like it's a clean game but yeah it's a
tank game it's kind of the only thing
Manana manana manana
Bloodlord grabs up the second at 6 p.m. for you, which is a Wednesday
Oh, I see I guess it's still fun. I'll play it on Thursday. Let's get on the hunt
Yeah, it's probably just doing like they're doing a bit of a bit of an early release or time zones
Hopefully it's not 6 p.m. Thursday my time tomorrow. I'm gonna try out crimson moon. It looked like it could be decent
I am gonna play Halloween
Yes, yes
Drone has this move
Oh
This will be one of the books.
You know, in a weird way, this art style reminds me of Fortnite.
The menus are very valerant
What where did my shicko I'll
I do like in this game. It seems like it's very hard to heal like it's kind of counter-strike eat
Where you need to if you get hit it's like it's bad
You are not gonna heal
I'm not sure where that one
Okay, so this is overtanks.
Blocked
Okay, buddy, okay, buddy
Says got three bullet types. Oh shit that guy blinks. What is this guy?
A blink tank? This is the tracer of tanks?
Okay.
Hey, yeah, who's pro on our team? Fenrir? This guy has a lot.
This dude just looks like a massive gun.
He's just like a 50 cal tank.
I actually don't see him.
What?
Oh!
Okay, I don't know what he was doing there.
Interesting.
Yeah, we got fucking on.
The old pretend you don't see them.
guys we're losing
alright round two round two this other team knows how to work together
wow
unless that's it that was the battle then we leave yep
pretty much pretty much desi I don't think I have this unlocked I want
recruit for 72,000 I don't have it
Oh, fire silently.
Maul?
Let me try again with Maul.
A heavy tank.
I
Did it did it did it did it did it did it
Where's Mald
Yeah, the fish game was pretty decent.
Alright, let's try this guy, Ram.
Charge forward and defecate enemies you collide with?
What?
You really think you can control me?
You're telling me I gotta actually like go up and try to attack?
Is that the Valorant logo in the middle?
Team PvP.
It looks like a smushed Batmobile in the front or something.
I did not really
Ah boys are you
Yeah, does seem like trees are your advantage
heavy on bush bush is very good
all right you don't have to you don't
worry about looks like you can just
shoot you know all this guy's playing
mall too. I'm going to camp.
Really?
When the enemy- Ah!
Really?
are you kidding? I'm so dead. What? Wow. I can't believe that.
I can't he had something that makes it so you you can't move if you shoot at the
Oh shit that guy's following.
Small versus small.
Wow he left right at the last fucking second to attack him.
What is this timing?
I'll make room for all the nerdy here
What are you peeing here?
I
Get buddy
All right, let's move.
There's some hidden ass mudbuggers.
You can fly in this game just flying tanks
We are losing teammates, push on!
Yeah, actually I'm in a 3v3 somehow.
Nice target.
Oh shit, I'm dead.
Enemy spotted.
Are you kidding me?
Right you both are camping on the edge of the map like two fucking noobs in a play test holy shit kill me
Who the fuck does this I'm gonna take a test
Alright, this game is like...
This game is like, buddy.
It's so gay.
It's not bad.
What are we doing boys?
What's the plan here?
Stranded Deep 2 was announced.
You know, this game, it wasn't the best survival game but it was a fun survival game to just
survive and have an objective of building a fucking plane to escape I
Like I like the objective
He's going back to the island apparently Sure brother sure oh breath edge came out true
So that was actually a good game.
Yep.
Yeah, I'm gonna do Thursday,
I'm gonna do a Bloodwalker Friday,
I'm gonna do Onemusha,
but focus on Onemusha first.
War Dogs, I'm gonna miss on the second.
I'm not gonna be here so I can stream on Thursday.
It feels bad.
Samar, I wanna try this game.
I wonder if it will be decent.
you
This game's coming out on the fourth
There's this and that other one.
I played this on Sub-Sunder, right?
I swear I did.
kind of like a zero separate or whatever it's called
of
death
of
death
of
Yeah, that looks cool, man.
September 8th for this one is in Project Pit just like an incremental.
I'm good on the incrementals right now dude.
I'm good on the incrementals.
Some of them are just, oh, you know what I mean?
How was tired?
It was okay.
Oh yeah, I was gonna try this demo.
Let's see if this is any good, that was so loud, holy shit.
Twitch?
Why not?
Oh
LIT! Licky, licky!
Licky, licky, licky, licky!
Oh, my!
What do you do here?
Not available?
Beauty hunted to a weapon.
Never mistake grace for weakness.
Oh, she poisons, pays less for slaves at the market.
Your first tournament begins, you have 40 days to build your Lutus, prepare your Gladiators
and defeat your rival in the final.
Okay, okay!
Evasion?
I could just make it so no one hits this guy.
This guy is going to be a tank shield guard.
Wait the sun icon to resume the game.
Oh, you're Dominus?
Then open the slave market and purchase a slave.
A little worn yes, but obedient and ready to serve.
Come on man!
Can suffer injuries from fatigue.
Buddy, what do you want from me man? This is history. Yeah, it's fucked.
Ah, what the fuck do you want from me?
Um, this guy's charismatic.
Rapid recovery.
It's been recovers fatigue faster when resting, increasing fatigue recovery by 30%.
I don't know, man.
That sounds like that sounds good. How much are these guys? 40 bucks?
Why don't we buy them all?
Welcome home.
Okay, change their equipment.
Shit, we have to buy these?
Fine Gladius Cone Gladius?
Available?
Oh, oh shit.
I may have overdone it.
Oh, later you can choose the class.
Firebird Fighter, Longreach Control Fighter.
I think that means he's training.
Throwing that deadly strike evasion defense.
Surge Rush with wooden swords.
Oh these guys just have default like pipes on
Oh, these are sure eight dollars or eight gold for an upper it
Arm band
I'm gonna give this guy an arm band or oh they have different shit
Yeah, buy those for him
All right, let me see
Some victories I decided long before the arena gates
Whoa
That is a training gain plus one morale
You
you
wait what oh oh I can only reward oh okay wait am I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I grand-free him to all of them.
This is a strat.
Oh my god, he's so happy!
I fucking love you!
All right.
Now his name is Pagolis.
Pagolis the first.
There he is. I don't know what the fuck half this means. Like I can't tell if he's dying
or what all these icons are. Is he petite? I tried giving him rest. It's petite. Scalls
What's our fatigue from training?
Iron discipline?
Nice.
Okay, I'm just going to let him do his thing then.
Minus one gold.
Oh, five days.
I think I'm already fucked.
Scominers, the treasury is empty.
Find some coins before Rome starts laughing at us.
You have to have two.
We need coin if the treasury is empty tomorrow the loonus is finished
Brilliant management Dominus
Okay, let's try that again
Let me get uh, oh wait you can actually hire different people too.
Oh, okay.
Oh, he spawns like this now?
Okay, I'm gonna spend a little money on that and then have it so he trains his combat.
I'm gonna let it go.
And then I'll buy one slave.
And just hold the 25Gs for a while.
Okay.
I guess this guy can just chill here and then he will be our tank.
I'm gonna have this guy be the tank.
Oh, so he's automatically training Shield Guard.
I drive my slaves wild with lust and they will slaughter yours just to spend
more we're trying to win here decided long before the arena gates open why is
this guy fucking exclamation point it what are you trying to tell me asshole
Wow, that's what he's trying to tell me.
Okay, let's make some money.
All right, let's see. This guy's going in. This should be an easy fight.
What?
Bro, you're not gonna lose to a guy with a stick.
Okay, so I'm going to have this guy go and rest.
He's not currently training.
Dude.
Dude, how do I get rid of this fucking icon, Chad?
There's nothing to do. I guess I just keep training him.
I'm just gonna keep training him until I fail.
That's what I'm gonna do here.
I know, uh, I can build...
Oh, shit.
Get the pallets.
At three or more, enter the arena with Redo's health.
Above five, it'll suffer an injury.
Redo's for getting through gladiator actions or by rushing.
Oh, that's what it is.
Okay, so once they hit three, you want them to go rest.
Even though he's not resting, this guy's still doing his thing.
Oh, he is resting.
You set him in a rest state and he slowly fatigue drops.
It doesn't like he just sits there in rest, is all he's doing.
I need this guy to be insane with Shield Guard.
That's kind of weird.
If they have an exclamation point, they're not doing anything
Build the gladi quarters we need to right now I'm money fucked if anything I've been buying some I'm fine
Oh one more day
The treasury is empty find some coin before Rome starts laughing at us all right here we go
We need a coin!
It'll be kicked out of our establishment.
Wow.
Come on, man.
Dude, three celebrated.
Very nice, very nice.
Lootis, okay let's get this guy out of here, he's going to go here, alright our debt will
be paid. Have him rest. I'm gonna have this guy keep training in combat. And then this
guy's gonna fight next. He just needs to rest heavily. Cut a place for him to rest there.
Oh yeah, I should make this right now. Make that right now. That means the sign training
Everything is done.
Hi, you're right.
Okay, I'm going to actually send this guy over.
A place of respiratory exhaustive gladiators, whatever the note is.
Fatigue recovery, one fatigue per day until fully rested.
Oof.
Yo, what the fuck man? This game takes a long time for everything.
You're fighting a lot of fatigue on your guys.
So I'm just gonna have him rest out here
and wait four days.
I think it's only one gladiator at a time.
Yeah.
They can both use the quarters
Oh, I
Yeah, fucking eat up get ready. We got a fight
Okay, oh he's good now he's good
The treasure he is empty
Gold coin before Rome starts laughing at us
What shit yes the 1v2
Oh bro no
No!
You might be able to do it!
185 HP!
Aw, he's so fucked.
Dude, if I reject the fight, it's GG.
Can I delay it?
You can't delay the fight.
Oh my god, saved. Wait a minute.
Oh my god, saved.
Alright, here we go. Come on, come on, come on!
Nice.
Wow, he almost died.
Alright buddy, you gotta keep moving here, you gotta keep going.
It's not over, you're the main guy.
You need to learn your shit fast.
Alright, I'm gonna 74 gold, can I make another one?
What is this?
Treat injuries before they become permanent.
And then what's the step which is glad to train faster and the lash? Oh
There's labor contracts too, you know what I'm gonna hire this guy
You have to whip them into shape that's
That's fucked.
Wait, can you double up the trading speed?
And then he is going to learn the way of the shield.
And I'm gonna save some money.
Actually, wait.
Oh, you can only have one fucking Paulus at a time? That's kind of stupid.
It's like a piece of wood so this guy just trains regularly.
That was fast.
Okay, and yeah we got four days!
Okay, three days.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Buddy, relax.
Relax.
Let them go.
Let them fucking rest.
Let them go.
Both of these guys rest three days before the fight.
All right.
Every three days they rest.
Maybe we have one guy where we train this shit out of him
and I never send him into fights.
Unless I need him. I need like a guy to be uh...
Yeah, I'm just gonna train this shit out of him.
Getting you gear.
One guy always on the follows full and then just fully recover him after he trains a shit
ton.
Maybe.
Uh-oh.
Are you guys ready?
I'll be looking.
Oh, it's just one of you.
Oh, fuck.
Uh-oh.
Oh, fuck.
uh-oh
Oh, he already has that one equipped
Just so he has a full set
All right, I'm gonna make it so this guy is gonna be a warrior tank. All right, this guy is insane
This dude is gonna be aren't my man
All right, let's go you have to survive you have to
No, oh we chunk oh he's chunking he's chunking nice nice
Easy
Ah, crazy.
Insaneral.
Okay, now I can invest in an infirmary.
And then what is this guy up?
A procurator?
Wait exhibition match every four days hold a 1v1 extra for a 10 that plus 5 for each arena victory
issue by the purchasing gladiator
Do I do it?
Wait they 1v1 each other
What the fuck I don't want to do that
No, no, no, no, no
Let's do it pal.
do I buy another slave
what's hard in cannot suffer injuries from fatigue during arena fights
okay this guy is gonna be we're gonna train the shit out of him
This guy right here, he's gonna be fucking crazy. His name is Pagolis.
Pagolis, the one. Not the first, the one.
All right, every fucking day he trains the way of the shield.
He never goes into fights unless like we have to, we have to.
I'm not sure how to get the doctor to work
I don't know, does he, does it make it so everybody's training is faster and active right now?
Oh and maybe he's on cooldown for him only right now
I think that's actually exactly it
Ha!
Yeah.
Oh, hopefully this is a solo match, because, uh, yeah.
Here, go recover a little bit.
What the f-
you
We got two days this guy's almost fully recovered
Rest the other guy. No Agolis is
Let the goal is move
He's gonna get injured we're beta testing I
I don't think he gets... I don't think he gets injured.
I think it's a higher chance to get injured while you're fighting.
Not during training.
That could be wrong.
before he dies. That one looks like that one does look like a scary skull. Uh oh. Oh my
God to the death defeat grants 50% of the reward
Marminoo
You're up
You're up man show us why we upgraded you
oh shit no no yes no buddy oh my god
oh my god
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Fuck
Shit man honor him
will honor him
Fuck
oh dude he's so injured right now shallow cut minus eight thousand nine
hundred percent hell oh my god right here okay
Dude, this is not good.
Oh my god.
We're gonna have this guy.
He's gonna take his place.
We need another tank.
I think he auto starts training shield guard.
All right now bro your defense I get your help up
All right, oh he trains fast they train fast
What he said bro, what he said
What I never tagged him to train him, why did he do that?
How much time?
Three, okay. Do I send this guy?
What has he learned? He doesn't know deadly strike. That's eight days to train. I
could have him go and trains a little bit. Four day, four day, three day. Three day
dodge roll so he has a 10% chance. You can equip the old gear.
I need a hook. Wait, really? You're right. Nice. Nice.
How are we doing? How are we doing? More. More! More!
Dude, he's gonna be exhausted? Dirt.
Okay, whatever. That's all good, it's all good. Buddy, you gotta learn this shit. Oh,
He's gonna fuck him up.
No, he's gonna fuck this guy up.
Easy.
Easy money.
Are you fucking kidding?
Oh
Yeah, that was too close
Right you die weird it's all over
If you die it is all over friends
okay four days I'm gonna have this guy now go rest
49
age 32 don't worry we'll get a doctor once you max out your stats okay
I accept your fucking stats and I'll get the fucking doctor.
Oh my god, why is that red?
I don't think he can die from training, we'll find out.
I think I have to reverse, I think I have to reverse your champions after this.
So this guy needs to be ready for the fight.
She's literally the next fight.
I don't think we're ready.
I don't, I don't think I'm ready for this.
Yeah, this is definitely where the demo ends.
For sure
There we go, they're kind of equipped now
What the hell is that console?
Yeah, that was definitely the end
Is that actually where the prologue ends when you beat her I just needed to spend a couple more days fucking training
Okay, that's all I had to do. It wasn't difficult
I'm not gonna do it again though. I I'd play that game when it comes out though. That was a cool game
You can probably do some crazy shit with it satisfying
I'm not going on Hitman. Expedition into darkness has a demo.
Which one is this?
I've heard of this game.
demos available?
Someone always needs work done.
Some of you will find great fortunes.
And some of you won't.
Define who you are.
It's game but unfinished.
And know how to wield it.
It needs a lot of work, oof.
It does look like heavy Unreal Engine 5 going on.
I see it.
Gladiator!
Let's try this one, brother!
that. Zeus master of Olympus.
Some armor. You're crazy, brother. That's 330 bro. Okay.
Come on, De Bruyde.
Yeah, Control OOF, Swords and Sandals.
CS2, Bri, I'm not in the mood for CS2, you're crazy, dude.
You're crazy, dude.
Counter-Strike 2.
Not only kind of straight to you want me to go into the solo queue realm
Come on brother, what are you doing here?
Expedition, let me see needs a lot of work
Into darkness
We had here we could geogas I could I could I
Killed up some geogas I could do five victories real quick
Okay, okay.
Hey!
What the fuck?
Contacts, party of five, is this pure PvE?
Oh my god.
Play a mage, how?
Wow.
I can change a little bit there party code tutorial
So, I'll find out, I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out, oh my god, so that's look,
This is armor, this is my equipment.
Arming sword.
I'm just going to rock this and go.
Hey!
Anybody else?
I don't know if we have anyone else.
Anybody?
What?
Okay, I think we're good.
We need one more guy.
Looks like we all got the memo on what to dress as.
Everybody got the memo?
All right, I'm declaring the party.
Here we go, blues!
Wait, tutorial? What the fuck?
Pull to revoke.
Uh-oh.
I meant to skip it.
Boys, I think we're fucked.
I can't.
It's broken.
I'm leaving all right take two take two here we go here we go
Those are the only five people
All right, I declared
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
loading screen, you fuck.
Alright boys!
Oh my god.
I'm gonna follow this guy, he's literally just booking it into the horde.
Wait for me, traveler!
Wait for me!
Eh, eh, eh!
Wait for me, man!
Oh shit, okay.
Yo, there's some gloves in there, dude. I got really nice gloves.
Alright, who's out here, bro? Who are we even fighting right now?
Orcs, goblins?
Okay, okay, okay
It's like someone's opening a gate or like a gate is rising
Wait, you already got an Upgrade?
Oh my.
Weapon with R, hide current item.
Yeah, he fa- oh shit.
Okay, okay, you scared up some evil
Nice
There's stamina. Oh god, there's stem. Oh
We made it out
The basin.
Yo, can I put my fucking torch away?
We had a bad idea.
Breach.
Iron ore
Happy Morse up here
Me see nothing
A hacksaw what the hell
Oh there I have a belt with some stuff too
Our fourth kind of just like left us. We just ran
Hi boys, where do we go from here?
What is the plan from here?
I'm so lost.
Follow me.
Random screenshot.
I think we go under and on the other side.
Shit of the tutorial, dude!
I know where to go that guy was just fucking doing some shit. I knew this was the way
We made
Breach
Oh, shit, I got pauldrons.
upgrades okay okay
skeletons oh shit I'm guard how you killed them all
Oh my god.
Is that a fucking tentacle?
Yeah, the Skelly's not dying, boys!
He's it I'm gonna loot him all right about
I'm using an elixir!
Eugh!
This game's out!
I'm bored already, guys.
I'm already bored.
I'm gonna be real.
Got a big yawn.
Big, big yawn.
I got a big yawn.
Be real.
Got a big yawn.
Big big yawn.
What the hell is that?
Oh, that does not heal you for a lot.
I'm drinking a potion!
Now kill this thing and I'm all the boring attempt to kill this thing and I'm all the
I'm not boring.
Ah-ha!
Oh my god, it hurt me!
It's hanging around!
He's stuck?
all shield icon oh what's up motherfucker
we get what do we get what I get crazy
How are none of these gear can equip these oh wait that I can equip
I'm using a bandage I'm using a bandage yeah I'm all set though that game's high gear is
Is this a separate tab?
Oh, is it?
Yeah, I wasn't feeling it.
I'll wait for that game to develop a little further.
I'm gonna wait for that to sell a little further down the line, brother.
Next game
Let me just quickly guys real quick
You just get five wins real quick, all right, where's the WL
Well, that's just what I'm gold for, huh?
Oh, shit! Okay, okay, okay, okay! Okay, come on, motherfucker! Come on, motherfucker!
You don't know you don't know you have no idea that tree is not telling you shit
Oh, you motherfucker.
Oh my god.
Alright, that's fine.
Okay, let's see, let's see.
No.
No!
I'm fucked. It's Southeast Asia, isn't it?
Ah! Fuck!
Oh my god.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay because we're in my favorite land.
God fucking damn it, dude.
I think this is just straight up Russia.
Suka, suka.
It's Shaka Shaka.
Shaka Shaka.
Please, don't get me out of the game yet.
Please.
I'm going Saint Petersburg.
Don't get me out of the game, bro!
It's Moscow!
Oh, fuck.
Good warm up.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Good warm up.
Oh, really?
Let's go with somebody even a higher score now, okay?
I'm about to go watch a fucking meta video.
I'm about to go do it right now.
I'm about to go fucking do it right now.
I think this is just straight up South Africa.
Just straight up.
We're just going to vibe check it.
I'm vibe checking it right there.
This guy is still looking at the damn truck.
Oh really, Uganda?
Nairobi?
Get the fuck out of here, motherfucker.
What, how?
How do you know that, man?
How do you know that, Skippy?
How do you know that, dude?
That's my brother, Kotal Patna.
Oh my, okay, I was about to put...
But, okay, wait a minute.
Okay.
Where... near... Motherfucka, brother. I'm not sure.
I don't know, man. I don't know.
Please don't be bungledash, please.
Oh, wow. Oh, wait, it's actually literally right there. It's pottenham.
Winnable, winnable. Winnable situation. I didn't even see it.
Off them, what plot there? Off them, one plot?
Okay, Austria-Germany, Austria-Germany.
I'll show Germany, but where?
I don't want to border play this.
I want to full lock in to Germany.
Give me something.
Off lunch?
Give me something, brother.
Give me something.
Give me something, give me something.
Okay, okay.
Come on, buses.
The strabs are here.
Please.
Whatever, whatever.
When in doubt, just go in the middle.
When in doubt, go in the middle.
Fuck you, bro. Fuck you. Okay, fuck you.
Man, I just got a little ostrich flag. Are you kidding me, bruh? It's literally the Poland flag with another red line.
Oh shit. Alright, this is Malaysia or Indonesia.
I googled after the ending it wasn't she I googled after I fucking lost I
Think this is I'm thinking Malaysia
I'm not locked this shit into Malaysia right now
Yeah
Send it into Malaysia. Please you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know where you're looking
He's in he's in Indonesia
Don't do this mother fucker. Why are you looking so deep? There's no way
What the fuck out of here bro looking literally on the street
Are you acting like you pinpointing like you microscopic finding that shit all the way nowhere near
Oh
Come on, I need an ego lift of beating a 560
American. Okay, I need the ego lift. Please. The buff would be very nice, but this is
a very difficult one.
Oh! Really?
No, no, no, no. You can fuck out of Peru, bro! How do you know?
What a brazilian piece of shit!
Howl!
Oh no.
Okay.
Yes!
Alright, there it is boys.
Oof, bro, he's hurting right now.
414 beating a 560.
I'd be fucking pissed
I'd be fucking pissed too. I would be real
I'll be pissed to drop oh
Okay, 652 fucking girl buff. Okay. Yeah, this would you know no one plays this shit?
Where are all the 500 ranked?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, Balls in Microramerica, Interstace in the Sixth, Ben Franklin, what
the fuck?
What state is this?
Central Philadelphia?
Philadelphia?
It must be Philadelphia.
I think this is Philadelphia, it is.
Filly, Filly, Filly, Filly, Filly, Filly, Filly, Filly, Filly, I'm not gonna lie dude,
I know, I actually completely forgot where Filly is.
I know, I know, like I know but I don't know.
Like I know a Filly but I'm not gonna lie, I've never given a fuck to look for Filly
on the map, I'm gonna be real, I don't think there's ever been in 35 years a moment
in my life of giving a fuck to look for a Philadelphia
on the map of America.
I'm gonna be real right now.
Never have I ever given a shit.
I've heard of it.
I know of it.
Where the fuck it is?
I'm not sure.
I swear it's east central though.
It's like obvious, but I don't,
I just, I just like, I just don't,
I don't know what the fuck I'm not.
True.
Damn, Philadelphia's right.
Oh shit
No, bro, that was a free win
Dude, I know Philly Philly Philly cheesesteak I know of the Philly cheesesteak
I've had it. I've driven. I can I can point it at cheese and steak
Philadelphia, I just I need a second. I don't remember. Ask me about cheesesteak
I mean I've seen that shit Philadelphia. I've never given a fuck cheesesteak
I think about that once a month though, so of course
Philadelphia I don't go fuck
Only ever mentioned in like sports context or some shit
All right, this is a lot of Southeast Asia.
This game's always had a shit ton of Southeast Asia.
I'm thinking Philippines off the bat.
Bayan, dingala, penalakas.
But I need to see more.
I'm surprised the 695 hasn't locked in instantly.
How do you not know this?
Dingalon Aurora, where the fuck is Dingalon? Dingalon, Philippines? Come on, Dingalon!
I found Dipalog. Where's Dingalong?
I don't even know if it's fucking here, I don't even know, bro. Where the fuck is Ding-a-long?
Ding-a-long! It could also be Indonesia. I need more. I need more. I know we're in Ding-a-long.
I'm judging this higher ranked player. I'm judging. Okay, I have the excuse of, you know,
naturally shit. Okay this person who knows?
No way you found Dingaling. No way. Alright it's gotta be in your dipalod.
Okay, why you gonna dip a lot too dude ding along man
Be be a brutal view France
How do we get a froth? Frothain? Why me? What are you helping me? Dela?
Gamba? Gamba and Rhoda? Come on dude. What the fuck is this man?
Oh, shit. Of course you know, bro. Of course you know.
Yo, this is France, right?
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Where? Why is there a day lab, bro?
Why is there a fucking day lab?
Oh, girl buff. Ghost of fucking Paris?
I'm judging you right now.
That should be your fucking go to.
you should know everywhere in there what how are you 695 there's no way
girl buff is because they like to travel bro so like they naturally are
gonna know key hotspots
Fumulani Udbad.
Okram Vasobar Barani.
Skola.
Victor are you going to Skola today?
Poland.
Or Romania.
Oh shit.
Slow fucking Bakia.
Oh my god
Not that many points off though
Yo, that should tell me everything
She knows bro. She knows. There's no fucking way you're 652. Moldova? Are you kidding me?
No, that's vacation to Moldova!
Na na na na na!
Wow!
Get the fuck outta here, border piece of shit!
Wow!
I think I think I saw like eight kebab shops so I mean
Okay, my webo meter, webo meter, oh yeah, this is Japan, it's Japan I'm pretty sure
but hold up. It's like 95% Japan. I'm a little rusty. My weebometer's a little rusty. I need
to see a little more. Yeah, I mean that could be. I don't know. Yeah, this feels like Japan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is dude. Is it Japan?
Buzzong!
No.
Oh!
The clutch up. The clutch up. It was wrong, but close.
I had a dude. I told you, the wabometer.
Summit? That's fucking Summit's arch nemesis.
I think we're in Turkey again.
It is.
Okay. Come on. Oh, who ends their fucking words in S's and Z's?
Poland does. Poland does.
Poland loves their fucking Cs and Zs.
I don't know where the- if this is Gdansk.
But just for the sake of it all, I'm gonna go right in the center.
It's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt.
Oh, she knows too. Fuck.
Come on, be Warsaw! Be Warsaw!
Oh.
All right
Okay, here we go here we go
Merica but where in Merica?
The last get the fuck out of here
Get the fuck out of here. How do you know?
Very line forms you're joking you're fucking joking. How do you know? No way
Nice try nice try, okay, okay, okay
No
Dude, she can still win after all these rounds, she just has to one-tap me so hard.
Fuck!
And it's about to happen.
Dude.
Shit!
It's a school of information.
They bowl less sesto.
Give me something, bro.
Paula, Vita, what Vita, what Vita?
Columbia, Vita, what Paula Vita?
Luisa president Luisa of who
Ecuador holy shit Ecuador goddamn where the fuck are you again?
Holy shit, I forgot where Ecuador is. No. Oh my god. I know I know I know I know I know
Of course, I know where Ecuador is
Still got it, boys.
Still got it.
Okay, okay.
I still got it.
Paramata, Lamon, Apex, Australia.
Really?
Now where in Australia?
Because we got the east-west situation going on in Australia.
Where are we talking about?
Trashmata? Oh, Paramata? What the fuck is this? Where the... Where in the shit is that
city? What the hell dude? It's next to Sydney? Alright, whatever. Japan. You know what?
check this guy's definitely a fucking
weed 95.6% of the fucks we play this
game are weeps see right
Alright, we're in Africa with a bugged camera.
Come on man, what the hell is this shit?
I wonder if Google Maps still updates their maps, like the quality or with the car?
Dude, I'm actually screwing, I'm fighting the camera.
Oh shit, wait, it's India.
Or Bangladesh.
I have no idea.
Just border plate.
Border plate.
Oh, whoa, wait, they have Nepal?
I didn't know they had Nepal.
Maps?
What the hell, dude?
At least it was on the border.
Mi-
Mekura...
Rural City Council?
Excuse me?
This climate feels very familiar.
I feel like this is...
Oh shit, it's Australia or South Africa. Motherfucker.
God damn it, I don't know. He's gonna nuke me here. I'm getting nuked.
I don't know why I thought of Cape Town.
Why did I go to Cape Town, man?
Why the fuck did I go to Cape Town, man?
What the fuck, man?
What on the fuck, man?
They were driving on the left?
Road lines are always white in Australia.
Finally, a fucking useful person in the chat that can feed me facts through the queue.
Not like, I'm using my fucking bomb!
All right, let me see here.
Where are we?
We're in South America.
Escola!
What's up?
Graphe de Sera?
BR, BR!
Centro, Jucu-Raca?
What's up, brother?
What's up?
Oh, Santa, Einus.
I did see that, but I have to zoom in heavily to see that.
Heavy zoom in to see that.
What do we have? Food? Seattle? Wow.
Insane.
I'm telling you man, trash meta.
Bro's looking at the fucking, if it's, if it's raining.
It's not, no rain today, buddy.
Oh
Belied oh
My god
Belied bro, holy shit
Dude was going down the meta checklist.
Oh my god, okay, let me look at this guy in the hemisphere.
That should help you there, buddy.
Okay, I refuse to do the Germany Austria again.
I refuse to do that.
I'm going deeper into Germany.
I refuse to do the border play.
I'm not doing it.
I swear to God, I just came back to where I was.
I just, like, squared that.
Give me a fucking sign, and I'm going to look.
Get me on the main road.
Really?
Oh, really? Mr. 400? Some shit? You know where we are in Germany?
Really, you know?
Really?
Get the fuck out of here. You don't know. You don't know.
Where? Where?
Oh, okay!
I love rage baiting on GeoGuessr. Okay, it's so fun.
Because it's none of you guys you got to pay for this and I know you guys ain't paying for this
So it's like genuine people playing this shit
Okay, we are in for all sheba play
Sheba my I
Refused to just go to Paris I refuse what city is this
Take and sake?
Chatelette?
That sounds like someone trying to say chocolate with a lisp and a French accent.
You watch on the chatelette?
I see shop la route.
Is there a shop for a lute and a shoplette?
don't fucking tell me bro this is that's literally it
chaffer all oh my god it was just Paris fuck you man
no shit this feels like Japan
Central Izumi
Listen, I am my weebometer doesn't extend literally looking at Japan and planning out a fucking road trip through all the goddamn
The highway this guy went to Taiwan
Taiwan! Wow! First non-weave! Welcome! Holy shit! Dude, that's awesome. I told you 95.6!
Vendita!
Yo, show me the trash infill please.
I swear this is like Spain, Portugal.
More materiali non-recyclabili.
Butala!
You must recycle bilili!
Make sure you recycle bilili!
That's crazy.
This is fucking Bia, man. It's Italy. Oh my god. Recycletory big sense. That's fucking
crazy. I don't know where though. I don't know where. Rome. Are you serious?
Are you serious?
This match is just go to the fucking most obvious places in the country. Okay, I'll just start doing that
I'm trying I'm trying to not do that
Megasport I'm alright. Okay. Where where though fitness spinning Jim Megasport dot you piece of shit dot PT
I swear, if it's Porto, we're gonna have a problem.
This dude knows.
He's looking at the same shit.
All right, what are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
Swansy?
Swansy Lake?
Alright what are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
Swansea?
Swansea Lake?
Welcome Crozo City and County of Swansea.
Motherfucker!
Where the fuck is Swansea?
I don't think this is the same Swansea.
This ain't the same Swansea.
This is like some other Swansea.
Chrissy Goll, a birthday.
Welcome to Swansea.
Fristigal of Berthly. Yo this language looks so familiar, but I cannot pinpoint it. No
Is that Irish? Is this Irish? Is that Gaelic? I don't know. I
Don't know, GJ. I have no fucking idea
Wow, Swansy you motherfucker Swansy where?
and the United Kingdom. Oh shit we still got a game. I thought he just killed me.
San Juan. Guatemala. Isn't that the kid of the new Harry Potter?
water buddy are you serious okay that's adding up that's adding up
I
We had a lot of information that I just passed
Okay, okay, come on.
All right, all right, okay, and send it.
He's not a weed.
Bro ain't a weed.
Respect.
Respect
What the fuck no, what he is
No
Ow, are you kidding me? He is a fucking weed. He went to Osaka
Shit
What do we have?
Yo this guy's better than that 700 player.
Right there, right there, right there.
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
Oh my god, no way Ecuador just saved my life twice.
No fucking way.
That's insane!
No, don't look at it!
La, la, la, la, la!
Oh my god, he didn't.
Wow, dude.
Okay, okay.
I swear the last time I played this, it was impossible to win.
The 400s were as cracked as the 700s.
It's very weird.
I don't know how many new players this game gets, but the last time I played, I don't know if it was like Smurfs or some shit, but it was amazing.
How hard it was to win.
Alright, Guatemala!
Okay, okay, alright, evenly matched.
Rundweg, I'm overwalled.
Rundweg, run-run-wedgie.
Edlingen, Karlsruhe. Okay, this sounds either German or like Polish or some shit.
Oh wait a minute, it's German.
grunden.de yeah I mean that means it's not Austria so I'm just gonna play it safe
and go right in the middle oh wait he didn't look at the car really I guess it
doesn't matter cuz he knew it was German. Okay, British guys, a British guys.
London, you motherfucker!
God damn it, man!
What the hell are these spawns, dude?
All right, okay.
What are you talking about?
Supret de Coulversan
Boulangerie
Symponies
Potessacerie
Pharmacy
Okay, I think we're in France
Antoine, are you there?
Yeah, we are
We're back
Oh shit, or Montreal, but I think it's France
It's definitely France
okay usually France I just know it's France and then I just don't know where
in France that is a common theme same with Germany's it's very hard to
sometimes pinpoint where the fuck you are in the country
so I want to try to get like a good shot of where I am any info du poe
I see water so maybe we're coastal ish. I
Literally can't make that out. I think it's somewhere plus on
Usain does that where we at? Is that where we are right now? Plus ain't I don't know
deploy the loam maybe the loam is where we're at
I have no fucking idea dude do I keep walking around?
He ain't in Dijon!
I don't know.
Depoie de de loom. Bro, it's fucking loom, bro. It's loom.
Don't tell me Leon is how, is loom is how they say Leon.
I'm just gonna lock it in. There is a little shit ass map right here. Why the fuck would there be a map right here?
buddy but then this shit looks like it's showing the top wait a minute is that on
the map where where where is anything sticking out in France like that
Bro, is that even France?
I don't even know, bro.
I don't even know what the hell I'm looking at.
I'm about to think we're actually up north here.
Oh, shit, it kind of looks like it.
Oh, fuck!
Are you fucking kidding?
You piece of shit!
God damn it that looks like it!
Ham!
Maham!
Spanish lessons.
Pompeii.
I'm fucking following that bus, bro.
I'm following this damn bus.
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
Bolivar?
Bolivia?
I don't think so.
Bolivar is some other shit.
It is.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh it is Bolivia, it is.
Oh shit!
Oh my god that was close.
Oh, that was a waste man.
Are you kidding me?
Okay, we're back in France.
Come on, I ain't losing to this guy.
We're in France?
Are we?
Bro, is this guy fucking French?
Motherfucker, I don't know, I have no idea, man, I don't know, fuck this guy, do you,
do you, do you, do you vacation in France?
Where is this guy from?
What fly is that?
Is he Swiss?
Uh oh.
Talk to me, bro.
Talk to me.
La basura.
I'll talk to me bro talk to me this feels like Portugal or Spain
Argentina or Argentina come on nuke nuke he doesn't know he doesn't know he
doesn't know go north Brazil no no no no go further north get the fuck out of
Argentina don't tell me it's Buenos Aires oh my god it is oh fuck gg it is it
is it's not this Rosario and he's still closer fuck you
whatever that was like that was like a torturous match
felt like i was tortured every round
B. R. C. B. R. C.
Um...
UMMM
Uhhhh...
Excuse me?
Buddy, are we in Africa?
I think this is South Africa.
It's Australia.
Okay.
Sure.
Oh, we got a boozy on our hands.
We in the Russia Ukraine.
Interesting.
Interesting situation.
Literally the location.
Lipolanukrilik.
Oh
Kazakistan, holy shit
Give me a nuke bro. Give me a nuke he doesn't know
Hell go to fucking St. Petersburg
Go to Ukraine don't look at that yellow sign la la la la like it's fuck out of Kazakus
How do you know bro?
Oh my gosh
Oh my god. Dude. Nah.
I guess it does kinda, you know.
Sure.
Oh, yo, yo, yo.
I'm relying on the cars right now, I swear this was an ambulance, I know, maybe though.
dot bg what the fuck really don't tell me you're driving through this place
buddy don't tell me you're driving through this shit new camera new camera
Please, go to Russia, bro. Go to Russia.
Higher, higher, higher! No! Why are you coming down here?
Shit, man. If I had a multiplier, oh my god.
I wish I had a multiplier.
We're going to LARBURG, LARBURG, bro LARBURG, ma'am LARBURG, LARBURG what?
The only burger that makes me think of Germany, but it could be Austria, it's not in many
other places use burger, they fucking love burger, where the fuck do you think burger
comes from dude?
Berg dude the Berg
Austria
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay
Okay
Gamer position
Hold on hold on
I'm gonna pass on that on I'll clean what's one snap
Where Southeast Asia Southeast Asia
Talk to me dude Jalan right away Joe
By now I should know when I see Jalan it's like fucking Indonesia or some shit like
I need to know this.
Give me a flag.
Give me a fucking flag please.
Oh if he guesses this it's gonna be sad because it's a crit.
The last round.
No.
Nooooo!
N 沒有,
Why did I just see PAWRIE!
WHY DID I JUST SEEEE PARREE
Oohhh!
Okay, holy fuck man
I was about to go to South America
That would have made sense
This looks European.
Oh shit.
Guest-Ey-Bul, Guesthouse, Safnaz, who uses that O?
Denmark? Mjöl or Himmer?
Ooh, this is Sweden or Denmark?
Maybe for Norway.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Are you through SUVAR?
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, two O's?
Shit, man.
I think it's Finland.
I'm on Finland right now.
But the Norway is mountainous.
It's fucking Ireland, isn't it?
No, that doesn't make sense.
Fuck.
Shit.
Broooore.
Noooooooooo.
It's Iceland!
I wasn't even fucking thinking of that shit!
Oh my god!
I wasn't even thinking of Iceland!
Fuck me, man.
Of course.
Fucking Iceland.
Oh my god, dude.
I wasn't even thinking about that shit, dude.
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Come on, brah.
side chat.
you
I
All right
We're somewhere in America.
I don't know, bro. Is this like Chicago or some shit? I don't know, dude. YOLO. Philadelphie
Yeah, I can
Why don't I go to Philly
Oh, shit, I have no idea.
I have no idea.
Mexico.
Ow.
I saw no Spanish it said new haven on the first one it did
um
Manana mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama
Coggin, Hedlinn.
It sounds German, but it's like not.
Where is this?
Landhandle, Hedlinn.
I need more info I don't know we're like around here I'm not sure oh oh
Interesting.
Come on, Matt.
What are we doing here?
Come on, Matt. What are we doing here? Santa Clara? What is this? Mexico or some shit?
There will be signs.
It is Mexico.
What a lahara!
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Oh, this is what he calls turkey.
Yung Fu!
I think it's turkey.
Is this turkey?
I think it's turkey.
It's turkey.
No fucking way that was Indonesia.
What?
this looks important. this looks nice.
Bilbao!
me. Where the hell is Bilbao again? I remember this shit happened last time. I have no idea.
Oh, wait a minute, that was not France, by the way, that was Spain.
All right, let's wrap this up here, buddy.
me something good all right five wins here we go five wins that was a horrible
match. I judge myself as well. The finale.
I
Are there they call what rather carry a blocker
Spain
Man in
the
This is
Bro, this is fucking Spain dude, this is Spain
If this is Italy feels bad it's not
I
All right, where we at here
All mar game ranch Blomhoff g look Sturkel fontine
What the hell is this?
Sturkel fontine Blomhoff christiana
Okay, who the hell's naming this shit Blomhoff sounds very familiar
There's no way isn't this shit Africa
Get luck
On the book hold up hold up I
I don't remember what countries in Africa drive on the left.
I don't recall South Africa National Roads Agency.
Oh my god, I almost locked that shit in.
Yeah, while this loads up.
See, I'm not the only one who does that.
See?
Five wins, boys.
Easy clap.
That's how you do it right there, boys.
I don't talk to people at less than 475 rating.
Don't talk to me.
Uh-uh.
Don't talk to me. I'm higher. Oh really are you buddy prove it did prove it? I believe
actually I believe you. You don't have to prove it. I believe you did. I'm proud of you man.
No, I want to go NATO.
Oh nice.
Turkey, Southeast Asia.
Fuck you, bro.
Well, I hope you notice that his mom's gay.
Hey yo, uh, hey yo, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant, sir, I need a supply, little bird,
pronto on the front line.
I'd appreciate it, bro.
Yeah, Commander, we're getting a little bird right out.
Supply one? Yep. Yeah, I need one on the front line.
Commander, ask for it.
Ah, yeah. Yeah, we're coming through right now.
Yep.
Yeah, supply a little bird.
Yeah, we're coming we're coming to death there right now
Shit perfect man, I'll take the keys
Yeah, we're coming with the supplies right now nice. Thank you, man
That worked
All right, good shit good shit here we go
here we go let's move let's move all right wow that worked that was like a
speed run of getting a heli hey man you coming with us bro yeah thank you dude
I'm really gay spot cuz I can't spot him at all yeah lieutenant unknown these
supplies for premium it's it was him who did it good shit man good shit yeah
You coming with me?
I can't unlock the vehicle.
Hold on, brother! Hold on!
Ain't nothing better than Salmon Wood.
I'd like to come in for three oaks.
Dude, what the fuck?
I don't know if I would land here or not, I think I'm...
Yeah, what the fuck, man? I don't know why I wasn't letting me ascend.
60 seconds.
I'll get mad hit us with a supply heli
I'll fly man. I got 500 hours on flight
I'll get mad. I'll get you'll get there brother. It's just experience
supply supply little bird
Supplied with a line.
But he's a sergeant, I don't know if he can.
Supplied little bird.
my only way to do it you might need to be here right if not you could do a supply
Huey that's what I got that works man looking up with the keys brown we got
loaded we got a loaded all right here we go here we go all right good shit good
shit fuck I haven't flown one of these in a while but they're nice assuming a
doesn't murder you you're walking yeah all right
Oh man here we go bro. Hell yeah. I'm crash like I do.
Nah well we're gonna go to cabin alright drop some supplies off of cabin.
Bye. Bye.
Oh shit I see you. Oh yeah.
Bride lie, this is my first time flying on this switch, too
Yeah, I just released
How many hours do you have flying like mom I have minutes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
I got the hang of it, I got the hang of it, I got the hang of it, I got the hang of it.
It's not that bad.
Yeah.
I believe you.
It's not that bad.
Alphamane to all stations.
We are under attack at point six again.
Look at me, look at me.
It's gonna be okay.
Okay.
Maybe a little bit, look at where it's flying.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
G, M, M.
What was that?
Oh, shit!
What did I do?
You're okay, you're okay.
You took controls, I'm going back.
No, no, no.
You're a professional, Chris.
All right, here we go.
We're going to, we're going to Chotane, all right?
We're going to Chotane.
We're going to Chotain, alright? We're going to Chotain.
Does Chotain keep a lot of it?
Oh no. I don't even know where the fuck we are.
Don't be fine. You'll know. You'll know.
We're going to California, man. California.
Chopper's half on you, Bob.
Nearby squad leader, Boniface.
Teeniness, they're running out of fuel.
Hey, I already played before I jumped in the pilot's seat.
All three of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you haven't, I'd advise you to do it right now,
because the landing's the hard part.
All right, copy that.
We're on the board.
You're my team position, over.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
I believe you.
Is there even a helipad here?
Nope.
Just leave.
What the hell is this?
This is the end of the show.
What's this?
What the fuck did I do?
Hey, now don't you want me to help you out?
Look, right in the floor.
Oh shit, wait.
Are you cooking, Loki?
Fucking truck.
Why are there people in California dude?
That was good for a bit.
I think it's great to be quiet.
So, that definitely subs.
Major! Major!
Major, I need a supply.
I need a supply.
Major, please.
The front line's your desperate for supplies.
The front line's been sucked in.
I'm sure, I'm sure. Major!
There is a, uh, a BTR or probably, sorry, on the top of the hill right outside of-
Is that an air-shrack, or whatever?
Whatever.
I might take a motorcycle.
I can't go with the mor- with the motorcycle.
Right outside of Vetsver, South West, Southeast section.
Saw a bunch of damn privates!
Damn useless privates!
I don't need a patchy.
There's a corporal here.
Hey yo corp, yo.
Hey yo corp.
Oh wait wait wait, no cat, wait, who, dude, I was fucked up the ranks.
What is the ranks? You trying to hear me?
Sergeant, can you spot a supply hearing?
Oh.
No, I, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna transfer, I'm gonna do transport, sorry.
Why are some of the cars like dead silent?
Oh I'm gonna crash it bro and duel me, want me, want me right now?
Want me, want me?
Sledge!
Let's go!
Let's go right now!
Want me, want me right now!
They just wanted to hear you man!
That's what I thought.
Just let's take it over.
You can't be the man you shoot.
Typical.
That's what I thought.
Lube.
Maybe we can like step back and I'm gonna leave you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, right.
Excuses.
Yo, they removed this shit. Oh, you need a higher ring
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, this guy this guy
All right, you know what I'll get it, you know
You know why not why not do I have a loadout here? I
Had that really good gun that I was
Wicked good gun that never fucking saves
Yeah, drop us off somewhere where I can feel something, feel the action in my bones.
Okay, that's what I'm going to talk about.
Okay.
All right.
That's going to leave them in in 30 seconds.
All right.
Oh, there's not that many people looking here.
I should grab AT launchers.
They have them.
I'm going to go ahead and check those.
Let me see.
Yeah, which is the best launcher against tanks?
Or helis?
I got to shoot down a helicopter.
Stinger?
Yeah, what's the best launcher to take down a heli?
Yeah, heli.
Alright.
I don't know how to shoot this thing.
I think you hold ALT until it goes...
I
Did there's ammo I
Sort of got we've had this conversation before and you're all the pay is
Oh yeah, hold on one sec.
I don't even know which one you put in here, the small?
Yeah, it's only a one use and then you drop it.
I will, man, I will.
What are the Dawnwalker has encumbrance?
I'm dropping you off of-
What if the Dawnwalker has encumbrance?
Oh my god.
Because I got 10 fucking...
uh...
PTRs everywhere.
Brother, that's why we're PC gamers, okay?
One guy literally needs to make a two-second mod
and then literally the QOL goes up tenfold.
Do you know how many games have been 50 times more enjoyable
without having the arbitrary shit fucking encumbrance
that forces you to go back?
Shoot it, shoot it, it's gonna hit them.
I just put all my-
I mean, that's inherently a waste of time in gaming.
That's a waste of time mechanic.
Someone say, oh well then, don't carry all the trash.
Shut the fuck up!
You're gonna make anything eludable!
Yeah, I know.
It's okay.
Because you're in diagonal-
I'm in phase.
It's all up to me.
It's for game balance, I mean...
I guess if you like Super, as long as it doesn't fully break it so you can farm a shit ton of
gold to like buy insane single player armor or something.
I don't think it's that bad.
Incumbrance is a headache mechanic and a built in waste of time mechanic.
Going to go back to empty to come back is inherently a waste of time mechanic.
I'm so sorry bro, I didn't mean to kill you. You scared the fuck out of me though.
You're in the forest in the west side of this.
Let me switch seats here.
gaming isn't a waste of time it's about the things some of the things in gaming
are made to waste time just to prolong your time in the game you just don't
realize it until you play a shit ton of them and you get a little older they
don't give a fuck about you when you're 13 or 15 because you're easily
addicted to it or you don't really care about the subtle mechanics but when
When you actually break it apart, a lot of it is just fucking wasting your time, like,
just to stretch out the experience.
Like, what the fuck else is it, dude?
Yeah, but there's a difference between like, fun and extending shit just to like, extend
it.
for the sake of stretching playtime.
We'll watch TV for hours, but gaming is a waste of time, and no one said that.
All entertainment is a waste of time.
Technically.
Technically everything's a waste of time.
time. It's more about time efficiency. The thing is, waste my time, but waste my time
respectfully not a waste if it's worth it for you yeah I mean obviously you could
do something more productive but yeah says the wow fan yeah but I was way
younger when I played it. It was easier to do be more hardcore when you were younger
because you know you had a fucking no brah it's different now.
Yeah I'm not transporin' got this godly ball. It was over 11 and I'll come back and I'll be.
Where is he at?
I don't know.
Yeah, where the hell are we going, brother?
Labbing road.
Labbing?
I think he's actually north-west, I think he might be in that tower again.
It's not that obvious.
Are you gonna play GTA 6?
I don't know when it comes out.
Yeah, most of us are just gonna have to kill Lucia if you are, like, with a significant other.
They made the game kind of a little too... It's like a little too real, and then you have to, like, take care of your e-girlfriend.
in this video game oh shit I thought you got shot
you don't have to exactly I think just like a band in her
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
No!
Buddy, this guy fuckin' flew us for an hour!
It wasn't a waste of time bro, the difference is it was a joint experience because there
was a bunch of people together who wasted time collectively, okay, not some arbitrary
fucking offline trash.
Okay, where you just fucking offline and move your fucking feet for like 30 minutes.
That was a collective experience.
Are you the same guy?
Wait, are you the same guy?
How did you just resupply it so fast? I have to double check.
It's like deja vu, what the fuck?
All right
Oh, we have way more people this time.
You can't save the gear if it's a sniper.
I mean, I guess I could save it or no launcher.
You have to manually put a silencer and a launcher on.
Why wouldn't I finish GTA 6, bro? How are you doubting me? I literally beat 4 and 5.
Dude thinks he's fucking a better gamer because he can sit in a car and listen to NPCs talk longer than I can.
Do you need to say I want you to need to say?
Alfa-Main, call the station. We are under attack at point I-
PS5 is out of stock, is it?
Yeah, I know that. Mr. Gurdjieh may I call him?
Oh my God, really? Of course.
Everybody saw the announcement and quickly went out and bought the pro.
What do you mean sheeple people saw what else are they gonna play it on they saw
there's the game and they're gonna go and buy it
I
Actually, what about the Xbox as well some people are not gonna default get the Xbox
Please there
They're locking on to you.
I think they're friendly over there.
I hope he is.
Exports is sitting on champs, they're giving you gift cards just so you can buy them.
Well people said the best Xbox is equivalent to the PS5 Pro, right?
So I mean...
It's not?
I thought it was.
No.
Alright, well, I guess I'm dropping off on Morton now, so they're taking Morton and we can't let them get Morton.
Oh.
Slammed, you got that shit logged down and you need me to drop some Churchill.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
I mean somewhere I can snipe somebody
I was stretching my legs. Oh, yeah, I'm the sniper
The brown
F**K I'M SHAKING, TILL HIM!
His dad, his dad! Holy s**t, he landed right in the field next to a f**king guy.
bro oh shit man are you fucking kidding
the bronze just running right to the guy
there we go holy shit it was between a hundred and two hundred meter drop was
at the 150 mark did that heli actually crash there okay is that the Huey no
Uh, I got, uh, transport leaving me in NFE.
Alright.
Hold on a minute, if anyone wants to get in.
I'm back, I'll be back.
I might go over here.
This game better than War Dogs. This game is based off of War Dogs. War Dogs is based off of this game.
Hey guys, is anybody can take a repair truck on the post office attendant?
Deliver it to the programs.
Bro, this game is basically an expanded king of the hill. They're basically the same fucking shit.
Just a bit more expanded objectives.
I don't know if this is again... oh shit, this is a great angle.
Assuming those are all... tell me those are all...
Those are all friendlies.
I was about to go ham and open fire. Holy shit.
Oh, that's the Huey. They actually flipped it.
Alpha main to all stations. We are under attack at Point Dallas.
I might go further up.
What's going on on Thursday? Blood of the Dawnwalker? New Sony? Stay to play?
Friday's Onimusha?
There's a bunch of really good games coming out. We're in like the game rush now.
now of a bunch of big games dropping. I would say like Bloodwalker kind of starts it off.
Come on man, give me one snipe kill. I need the satisfaction. This game has some of the most
satisfying sniping because it's like long distance.
That looks like he's looking binocularing in the forest.
There might be another sniper.
Are we taking this?
looks like we're actually going to take this does not look like we're failing here
actually did they took it all right
Wait, I can't tell if he's friendly.
I can't tell if he's friendly.
Is that LeBron James?
I have no idea.
I think he was friendly.
But then I zoom in and there's no tag.
I can't tell.
It must be.
Okay, all right now all we need is a nice Russian howly coming through I think it is it all to hold no control
Come on
It's so clear
This goes so clear
This is the sound of coastal not being clear.
Red coastal.
If you guys land in my California it is clear.
Is custom awesome clear?
Atlas, is Atlas there?
No.
I've been safe so job supplies.
No.
Oh, oh my god.
No, I can't take supplies though. Yes, I can't.
No, it is not safe to drop supplies. You will get shot out of your Hilo or vehicle.
Alright, I'm coming to the front.
Alpha main to all stations. We are under attack at Point Georgia.
We got like some people here and there just shooting up the coast.
There is a tank on the military hospital.
There's just like battling two guys near the shore.
if there's no fucking enemies what do you want me to do shoot my teammate shut the fuck up
half this game is just fucking running the zoomer ass
Alpha main to all stations, we are under attack at point Alvast.
Alpha main to all stations, we are under attack at point Georgia.
All right, let's see I might get a car and get out of here
I'm gonna get a bike and get out of here. Oh, yeah, there's a place to do it too
Let's see, let's see.
Oh, got sniped out?
Down there.
I think someone up in the forest over there is shooting down here.
It's a Russian DVL Sniper?
Okay, buddy.
Holy shit.
That's who was killing everybody.
I was actually getting shot at.
Okay.
Okay...
Okay.
I got to go somewhere with heavy action.
Yeah, I got to go somewhere with heavy action.
all right, here we go, here we go, here we go, all Lebron James.
I'm honestly fuckin' monster here, I hope he's kind of been working very hard.
Flying in this game is so satisfying. Yeah it is.
People said War Dogs has more satisfying flying. I don't know if I believe it.
I gotta try myself.
I'll close that door or you're not bailing pilot?
That's a copilot?
Yeah, I was ready to jump.
Yeah, I'm scared to get a fucking jump 50 feet above the water.
Yeah, I'll leave that shit up and drop.
of
all of the
I'll leave that shit open, now we got a bail passed!
Nice!
Shotgunner!
This is our Tarkov boat. The loops are very different. This is a lot more casual of a loop to get into.
Our cop is like, you gotta be prepared.
That should tank in the water, it's my time to try to prepare it.
I think I should.
Jeff, do you want a armor's clothes on board?
Armor's clothes on board.
I think?
Give him a lift, anyone.
How's our Huey?
That's his guy.
Thank you.
Usually there's a lot of lurkers in the forest.
If this game just fix its micro stutter problem it'd be great.
I mean that's the advantage War Dogs has.
This is just a shit ton of mods whereas War Dogs is like a game.
That's one big ole EXE.
This is like a stitched mod pack of a bunch of fucking mods.
I gotta say, those default scope is a 10 out of 10.
Oh, shit.
What the hell are you on point?
I
Need one kill and I'm satisfied
Tell me that one pilot took that in a way
One guy
I
See another guy I'm in like a really exposed area
We have more bulls, targets, launch, west end objective along the enemy armor in the middle.
Oh this guy hid at like the perfect spot.
Good news, good news, effective hit, its armor is out, it's counter gun, target's on sight.
Make sure you stop nothing.
I
Sure as one of our friendlies in there
How do you lock on again control oh my god is that friendly
Oh, it is dude one guy just showed up here
You know the people here are so subtle there's like one guy we're fighting
Alpha main to all stations, clear under attack at point color...
Uh, discontrol? Um...
...did not know we lost the whole cell, okay.
Well, they are still really attacking it. You're sure they already got...
Nice. Yeah, Tommy, this is unlocked.
Oh!
I need shit boys.
I'm gonna take a bath.
Oh shit.
Shit
Is that is that is that
Sometimes fun in here
He's dead bro, relax.
I want the XP.
We gotta pick up home.
Give me a whole rank!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Hey, are we good? Are we leaving?
Chumps, please, have a minute for a minute.
Oh, yeah, buddy!
What the fuck?
Now, are you see good?
There you go, there you go.
What's the plan now, boys?
How do we get out of here?
Get a vehicle.
Am I spotting a vehicle?
I'm driving.
I'm going somewhere where there's a lot of danger.
Going somewhere with a lot of danger. I'm going in the hills to snipe
Going the armored man going the armored
All right, I got to go down the road park on the dirt road and go up
Where are we right now actually what did we even cap where've an MI this us
I can't take the bike I need to be a higher ring I can go up in that forest and go on
but assuming I don't die.
Oh, dude, usually you can break that tree, man.
Come on.
Alpha main to all stations.
We are under attack.
Dude, usually you can break that tree.
Are you kidding me, dude?
Whatever.
I don't want to talk about it, OK?
I usually drive through that tree.
I'll wake up it's okay I'll wake up I still have a stinger as well
all units this is out for me our forces will soon commence an assault at
Massachusetts
Here's it
We're gonna go on foot up there because I don't want to die I want to I need to get one sniper kill
One snipe kill
We are under attack, I'm going to Alameda. Alameda to all states, we are under attack, I'm going to Pennsylvania.
Oh, now one guy's knocked down, alright?
Oh yeah, I still gotta go-go, dude.
Still gotta go-go.
This is not a bad place to see if anybody flies by I'm very excited up in the sky.
Another guy north street and coming from the north street, I need at least one guy to smell so I can push this guy
Yeah, fucking control R is engine up is it?
I'm almost there I need to get an angle to snipe down it is enemy
This would actually maybe be a good hill to snipe down.
Is this place covered in trees?
Is this place seriously beyond those trees?
I'm gonna need to get down on the top.
Yeah.
Shot one sack, hold up.
I'm gonna mark up the path.
Uh, it's part of, uh, uh...
He's gonna get some armor.
The new armor.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I think I took too long.
I hear armor next to me from military hospital.
and we are on the main road down south towards Ote
The next helicopter remain as useless down top.
I have got a sniper open up.
.
Check the ICM anywhere back?
I do not.
Can you get me some help over California?
This is a particular point.
Can you get some help over California?
Please?
Is there a good point?
If something eats clutch, yeah.
In case your real name might be better.
I'll let you get eyes on.
I'm sorry about the DK, but can you see the sniper anywhere?
Uh, I think I killed Sniper.
Do you have any helicopters up right now?
Have a turn, one thousand miles.
Help the book move.
The house seems clear, Dad.
We are taking the point with us contact with banana and go back to the house couple of
I'm placing it on lift.
I'm not transported.
I'm an armed large.
Yeah, there was a shot, so we're gonna ask that be southeast.
In me direction, if you can.
I shot him once.
He's right on the same shot, buddy.
Under rocks, southeast.
You're seeing at least one shot, I see.
One more guy.
Killing one.
I killed the transport chopper full of people that took the feature early.
Probably killed 5 or 6 to have that.
I don't watch that, who's gonna say?
What's your fire, it's guys now, no?
Bro, just didn't flare him down.
Sure, green flare, it may to be honest.
All units, this is Alpha main. Our forces will soon commence an assault at Massachusetts.
The rest of the check up, Alabama.
He dead.
On the job.
Look just down at you.
Alabama needs to pick up 411.
Down here.
He's down. Put the gas vapor over there.
Get a sub-study shot.
All units, this is Alpha-Made. Our forces will soon commence in a cell, Dad. More again.
One of ten is my mother and I got a five-shot at triple.
I think he has been hurt at you.
Stop.
Please tell them this is a tight call.
Okay, not above them.
Clear, this is a murder.
Ladies and gentlemen, have a very long, thinnendown.
We're in second.
This guy's got a gun.
Okay, okay.
Is there a bridge down there?
Okay.
I'm going to try to respond.
It's not a job that you can do.