No, no, no, no, no!
Can I have your hand?
No, no, no, no.
You can't do this.
You.
You, you.
You.
I
Oh, we got people.
Oh, seven lettuce cats.
Yeah.
We get off on stuff.
Chat.
How are you guys doing?
What up?
My bad people.
I've been late.
God damn it.
I know.
Don't worry.
I'll stream it.
I'm going to stream.
the usual time. I won't be here tomorrow guys but then I will be streaming Thursday Friday and the
rest of the week and so on and so forth yes. We have games on games. Mortal going from Mortal
Shell to Onimusha is going to be a very very interesting. It's like it's got to be better.
Mortal Shell was good, but it fell flat. It was a great presentation, a good game, but
you can see where it kind of fell flat. No rest for the wicked delay to March 2027.
I'm very curious how, how some people rated it a 10.
I'm curious to see if I feel the same.
No, the closed beta is on the third.
Dude, I'm fucking done, dude.
No.
Closed beta starting September 3rd.
Bro, what the fuck is going on?
Are you kidding?
What are we doing here, bro
What are we doing here?
Come on, man
You know what I
I am I am willing to have you fucking motherfuckers beta test this shit
I'll play the single-player games and then wait till the 10th
I
Gonna be for real there's so much happening. It's gonna be a server slam. I could just wait for the 10
Nah, I would honestly, as much as I do want to play this, I'd rather just wait.
You guys, you guys, you guys baited tested for me.
You guys slam the servers, I'll play the 1.0 game that is supposed to come out right
than there, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd rather, I'd rather play Bloodwalker.
I'd rather dedicate the day to Bloodwalker. I'm playing this today, but it's not out yet.
I wonder if this game's going to be good.
I was about to load up, did I say Don Walker, whatever the fuck, blood of the some shit?
Blood of the some shit?
Blood of the Don Walker, yes.
I'll play this shit, brother.
Are you doing Sub-Sunday?
I'm 50-50 on Sub-Sunday this week,
just because there's a lot of actual games out.
As much as I love my indie games,
sometimes you got to play the...
Sometimes the AAA devs hit sometimes.
I was thinking of downloading GTA IV
and turning on DLSS 5, just to see.
I need to see it in motion.
Okay. Yes, it is crazy. Okay.
They just officially announced it. It's coming September 3rd.
Dude, I just realized when the fuck is BlizzCon, bro? Holy shit, man. That's a gaming tornado out there.
Are you kidding me, man? Classic Plus? I just realized, obviously, we're not going to hear anything about WoW 2 or Classic Plus until...
BlizzCon, it's too close. We're officially in September.
Are these, is this leaks tracked? Is this leaks?
Wow, Camelot just became wow too in the Blizzard gear store.
What? I don't get it.
I'm still holding wait when is yeah when is the apple event by the way when is the big
apple event where's the formal BMCA event on the ninth I care brother I care you fucking
who care motherfuckers new ceo and we got to watch that shit dude at this at this point
September 9th is DMCA by Apple day cave expedition that happens every year but we watch it every
year. At this point, it's like a badge. It's like a participation badge at this point.
Apple cultists. You know, man, no shit, Android is better, but Apple, you know, is still the
normie choice. Apple products are like the surface level electronic user.
It really is. It's like the ball and gun. It's like Apple products are like for
the motherfucker who plays Madden, Call of Duty, and GTA. It's the surface level
electronics so it is kind of no it is it is it's a it's a it's a consumer test
it really is are you kidding me if apple fucking falters what the fuck man what do you think
it is it is a staple part no one gives a fuck if android is better that's established people don't
give a shit guys okay the people who fucking dig deeper no shit android is better okay you want
You want the best camera, you want the best screen, X, Y, Z, whatever the fuck, all right.
Why do you think Beats by Dre, Beats by Dre is surface level audio, people too.
It's the same shit.
If we're looking at headphones, it's like surface products.
They sell like hotcakes, they're so popular, but like who gives a shit.
You actually dig deeper, someone who actually cares about audio doesn't really, isn't going
get by beats by dry, you know, Android is horrible. I don't know about that. Witcher 3 DLC, there's
so many takes on it. What do you mean? Why do you care what NPCs are doing? I don't know.
Well, Apple's like a huge staple in this fucking capitalist world, brother. Same with what
I care what NVIDIA is doing.
What do you mean, man?
Aren't you a little interested in what the overlords are
making and shoveling into our feeds?
You got stocks on them, motherfucker.
I hope you do too, bro.
What do you mean?
You got stocks on them.
Yeah, dumbass.
That's like investing one-on-one easy-clap stock.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
This fucking guy you haven't gotten feed on your doom scrolling yet of actually how to invest your money properly, dude
That's like literally easy stock
He's got he's got stocks. What how do you not?
Check. Come on, bro. What are you talking about? Buddy, if you think you need to be a millionaire
to invest, you already fucking don't understand how the system works. Come on, buddy. You can
invest a dollar. My mom went to a fucking stop and shop and opened up a savings account
for me. When I was like 12 or like 10. Let me see here. No pixel five trailer. Some of
the stuff I've been reading by GTA 6 just sounds like a GT like no pixel
mechanics baked into the base game you know it's like there's a lot more
emphasis on like I don't know how much of it is legit because half the shit you
read you don't even fucking know that's just engagement paid or not but
sometimes you're like fucking I hope you gotta sometimes gamble you know sometimes
I don't really like I gotta go fucking sources and shit all right it depends on
the subject motherfucker
Like, you actually have to clean your cash and shit.
You might need to actually go to a cleaner.
It's not just like you straight up, you can get marked bills.
It seems like there might be more steps involved instead of like, oh, you got the cash.
You're not going to go into your bank or something, whatever.
There's a lot more like realish mechanics involved.
Well, same thing with like the fucking car.
You have to like, what?
get gas now and stuff? Yeah, they're leaning more into like the realism factor on that stuff.
The more built out RP mechanics, I mean, that is the natural evolution. What the fuck else are
you supposed to do? Right? It makes sense they're headed in that direction. You literally are a
you're literally playing an NPC in real life. Deeper mechanics are instead of chaching,
You actually have to do like five other parts
You probably have to actually go pay your taxes in GTA 2 like you have to walk into the
H&R block or some shit
Let me see here no rest for the wicked got delayed to March
I have been waiting this game is like in the back of the fucking oven. Okay, this shit is like has been cooking for like three years
If they gotta push it from October to March, I do not mind. I
Do not mind. Honestly, there's so many games coming out. This is good
This isn't bad. This is completely fine
He's trolling and GTA is basically sims for men.
Nah.
You gotta fill your gas.
Oh, fuck.
Can I get 20 on 93?
Oh, she... she... oh, she...
You get to pump your own gas.
Oh, she...
I don't mind this, bro. I'm not gonna read. I'm not reading all this. This is all this is for this guy. Okay, I
Can I can just read the first sentence all good
This is him. This is like the, this is like the, this is the toddler. Okay. And this is like you needing to, you're, you're helping him. All right.
This is the toddler before bed. And now this is kind of like the cushion until, oh, okay, they went to sleep.
I just got to read this though. It's all good.
Wardogs beta September 3rd. I know man. I was just saying bro
Chat if I was a basic fucking gamer, okay, I would load up Wardogs on this on September 3rd
But I I know I know the lore and the stakes of some of these other games coming out. I
Would rather play Bloodwalker
You are you are
Right, right. Sure. Don Walker, whatever the fuck, Matt, why do I keep saying Blood Walker?
DLSS-5 on Microsoft FlightSim? Can I actually download DLSS-5 now? I think I can. I know people
were saying the one that was leaked is was the one for NBA 2K 27.
Well, I think the tech is cool if applied in certain areas.
And then you got us, you got to see some people like, yo, fuck you,
okay, the AI overlord, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I agree.
Yes.
But then what's so wrong about, dude,
It's such a weird fucking seesaw
It's such a weird seesaw. The tech is amazing the AI can do that shit. It is amazing. Yes, I
Don't think it's a boomer take. I don't think it's like lol. You're just a boomer
AI to enhance. I don't know man. I
Don't know you have to like literally change your fucking you have to like argue with people who actually actively consume AI
Slop and it's like yo, this is our future like they like it
So then and then if you don't like it, you're a boomer
Who the fuck added that AI piece of shit frog oh
Oh
Oh, I see why I see what the name is the part I get it
Well, you're actually out of fucking airport you're talking into the turbine
I will not have more than 30
to deal with this fight on
so...
it's off
as you can see
but it's on
it's on
it's easy
it's on
it's mine
it's off
it's awesome
well they said this tech is
it's not for
like this is
the jeep it works
but
It's not we need way more powerful GPUs for this
Wait toggle it off now
Yeah, man shit
Wait, and Microsoft lights him, you can go into the cabin.
Really?
This actually does look like someone compared it to Max Payne, the old Max Payne faces,
that style. It totally looks like that, but like HD if I had here. Yeah, it totally does.
It has that look. I know, man, I know this shit's gonna get more and more insane.
I'm aware. Okay, I'm aware. I know. I think this looks so much better on older games.
Newer games have like a weird uncanny look.
Yeah, like I would load up GTA 4, my GTA 4 save just to turn it on to see the difference.
Because it looks insane in 4.
Older games, DLSS 5 looks fucking crazy.
Yeah, it looks like, almost like it looks like you inject path tracing to the game or something.
Newer games are a little 50-50 because they already do, artistically, they already do, like last of us artistically already looked really good, trying to, you know, but when you add the realness on top of an already real take, it looks like a double filter, weirdly.
I don't know what it looks default yeah some of these games already look fucking crazy
so it's like this game already looks so good playing it default so with five on default
I can't tell.
Oh, dude, these guys making an Iron Man game is crazy.
It's actually fucking crazy.
How are you?
Into the future.
Isaac.
Welcome, Isaac.
Yeah, the leak showed him flying through the city.
Which makes me wonder, does that mean he can land in the city?
So they're going all, they're gonna make a city.
...more jewels from acting chief engineer, Jacob Temple.
I don't know, bro. When a AAA studio makes a city, that's a huge fucking deal to me.
me. I think that's like a huge task. A really well made city that isn't yes how the fuck
is it not how many cities do we have like full blown if you're making an Iron Man game
you're gonna need to like Spider-Man the city that was a great city that was very well done
I always mentioned division and it's not instance like you go to one end to the other there's
not many instances of like full blown fucking metropolis ass cities in gaming.
Watchdogs.
Yeah, like Batman did a good city.
Arkham was very well done.
But how about like one off of actual real life?
Forza Six's Japan was really good.
Cyberpunk's Night City was done very well.
I don't remember, honestly, I didn't play enough Watch Dogs to remember Watch Dogs as
city.
What's interesting is, if someone actually made a good Watch Dogs, in a weird way, if
the E3 trailer of the initial Watch Dogs came out today, it would be better without Ubisoft's
bullshit in it. I feel like it could be achieved, like a good watchdog, E3 trailer level, it
could be. Without it, ehh. Good bro. So what did CS 1.6 with the LSS5? Yeah man, this game
It already looks really good.
I am playing this.
I'm waiting for it to come out.
The old playground.
Yay.
Yeah, you don't really see it heavily on 1.6.
You mainly see it in the gun.
I mainly see it in the gun, but it's like very subtle.
Euro trucks in DLSS 5.
Chad, this is our fucking future, man.
No pixel five trailer.
Oh, shit.
Sleeping dogs is sitting good morning Los Santos
The sun is rising and many Los Santos residents are already hard at work
Well, some are just starting their day
Others are still finishing their evening at the city's brand new casino
What are you up to?
Call it now the lines are open. Let's hear it Los Santos
Wait, did they add a China town or something?
Wait, does the default have one?
They modified the map.
modified the map. No loading screens, everything is walkable.
Here in Los Santos, we are proud of our beautiful city.
This is a goddamn disgrace.
And the incredible people who call this home.
I was told to say have an alibi.
From days at the factory.
Tonight's at our fabulous entertainment venue.
Whatever you hope to find.
You can find it here.
investment opportunity. Whoa. Whoa.
If it's an orgy or an
I'll be there. They make it so.
Welcome to the Pixel Casino.
And even more ways to lose it all.
Never mind.
experience it all here in San Andreas.
Yeah, I mean that was awesome dude.
What if they made it so GTA 6 drops and then they just have like a GTA 5 standalone no pixel
version for online that they just have it so you can access. So if you, you, you, it's
a different take on GTA five online while GTA six cooks free. Wouldn't have it. You have
to play it. Uh, I mean, that's awesome, man. I don't know if I'd go back to RP though, to
be honest. I don't know. For five. If anything, I just go back to like steal shit and just
do like top chases or something. But it's the development they do on that is fucking
a while. That's just more amazing on how much shit they add into the servers. How much they
can do. Do I watch this guided neural rendering? My thing is how much is this gonna be a thing
in gaming. Okay, we got ray tracing, we got path tracing, like what game is going to assume
are like, what will be the first game that is an NBA 2K27 that embraces this feature?
Or is this going to be more optional? What game is going to be like, yeah, this is like,
it's intended to be played with this. This is what max settings are in our game.
NVIDIA Theos 5 introduces 3D guided near rendering, an AI model designed to bring
Now this just happened today, and Vidya had like a bunch of shit today.
Producing that level of realism in real time is one of the hardest challenges.
And two days this actually comes out.
It's been minutes, if not hours, to refine a single frame,
of games have to render each frame in just a few milliseconds.
So game developers often have to scale back their final vision of the game
to hit their real-time performance target.
While game developers have been fighting that battle,
Generative models learn photorealism not by simulating the physics of life but by watching the real world
But those models are big and slow and probabilistic
So they're hard to control like traditional way. It's only for the 5,000 series
It's the input like tax prompt which leaves plenty of room for them to improvise
When given the same prompt ten times a model will output ten different results
So DL65 takes the best of both worlds. It's not conditioned on prompts
It uses the renders of the game, which was 2000 series by its artist and built by the game engine.
And Generation becomes the final appearance stage, infusing the scenes with photorealistic lighting and materials.
This enables developers to push beyond the traditional limit of real-time compute and VRAM to realize their own time.
On 2000 series, you turn this on as it links zero FPS.
work inside a real-time renderer meant solving three fundamental challenges.
The first one is preserving artistic intent.
Genital models altered images by design, so we trained B.L.S.S.5 to preserve the artistic
intent by keeping the geometry, textures, and light-shadow relationships exactly as the
artist created them.
This guarantees character identity, composition, and scene semantics are all locked.
It also means that new rendering model is deterministic.
The same input will always produce the same output.
The second challenge is consistent frame-by-frame
generation.
Regular video models have to generate frames in chunks
to make them temporally coherent.
In a game, the next frame depends on the player input.
By leveraging motion vectors from the game engines,
Fiosas 5 runs one frame in, one frame out,
while ensuring the output is stable and consistent
with no shimmer, swimming, or drifting.
The third challenge is speed.
Generative foundation models can create images of anything,
but it takes seconds per frame.
So we design a fast, specialized generator model
that does only one thing.
Make real-time rendering look more real,
and make no mistake,
it's not a conventional post-process filter.
The model still carries what those big generator models
learned about the real world.
understand things like object types, human features, and light sources, and what
Valkyries can make these elements more photoreal. For example,
mirror rendering knows only to add scatter or glow on hair and fur, but not
metal crates. Making an image more realistic is an artistic decision. There's
no single correct answer. Which look fits the game, how strong the effect should
be, and where it should apply, those are creative calls to make, and they belong
to the game's artists. So we built artistic control directly into the Alsace 5. The frame
defines what must remain, the artist directs what may change.
Hi everyone, I'm Gav. I lead a group of tech artists and art directors here at NVIDIA who have
spent our careers working in game studios. Our job is to bring an artist's eye to the heart of NVIDIA
technology. We work directly with NVIDIA researchers to give developers and artists the
the technologies and tools to bring their vision to life.
To demonstrate the benefits of Delos S5,
I will show scenes from two NVIDIA tech demos,
and the controls developers can use
to redirect the final result.
Starting with the ramen shop,
his geometry and facial structure aren't changed
when Delos S5 is enabled,
but changes are the visual cues and the light response.
Around the head and fabric,
ambient occlusion is more defined
and compact shadows are tighter.
The ears game where natural subsurface scattering
as light passes through them
and the eyes pick up clear reflections.
Those additions do not replace the chef
with unrelated interpretation.
They make the existing character, materials,
and lighting feel more complete.
Let's take a look at how Delos S5 interacts
with the clear render scene from Zora,
which has no materials or textures.
You can see the neural rendering
is not altering any shapes.
Instead, the lighting, materials, and self-shattering
become more complete.
The model preserves and enhances the foundation
the game provides.
follow the shape of her mouth and the proportions around her eyes.
They remain intact.
With neural rendering, the lips and skin
gain more convincing self-shadowing and reflections.
The hair gains more natural strand definition, volume,
and light response.
The result remains grounded in the render frame
and information provided by the game.
The better the foundation, the more useful data
the model has to generate to realistic output.
More detailed assets, such as materials and lighting,
contribute to that foundation.
Here is a different section of the same Zora demo,
rust rise without ray tracing.
And now, let's take a look at this scene with DLSS 5 on.
The 3D guided neural rendering enhancements are clear.
However, the result is still not as good as it could be,
because the original frame lacks accurate lighting
information.
But with ray tracing enabled, we can
see that the DLSS output is far more detailed and realistic
because the input has a higher quality source.
And when the base render leverages
path tracing for even more accurate information,
the neural rendering system has even more to work with.
Now that we've seen the visual results, let's take a look at how developers can control it.
There are multiple levels of control. Some come from the model itself, while others come from the game engine.
Together, they let developers art-direct how and where neural rendering is applied.
VSTK offers several models that produce different outputs because they are trained with different parameters.
A developer can choose the model that works best for their content,
and that choice does not have to apply to the entire game.
An interior can use one model, and all there is another.
Developers are able to mix and match.
Now that we have selected a model,
Structure intensity modulates high-frequency details in the frame,
such as ambient occlusion, contact shadows, reflections, and sub-surface scattering.
Tone intensity regulates low-frequency details, such as broader lighting and color response,
which are more expressive.
Together, they let artists decide how much enhancement is applied to the output.
But what if enhancing the entire scene is not the intended direction?
This where masking comes in.
On the model side, the LSS5 understands the content and object level semantics of the scene.
It recognizes the base character while the LSS isn't going anywhere, bro.
Look at how moving the slider is only affecting the character.
Sony already made their own version.
This is the future.
Only the character or hold the character back while boosting the environment around them.
This is the...
It's full blown in this direction.
Only to the character while leaving the environment unchanged.
Here is the same model.
Pissar isn't neural rendering, I know, but it's still, they already...
It still starts with AI, and Pissar and DLSS is literally AI.
Predicting the frames, that's why the performance goes up.
The glassware looks more realistic, the metal cups pick up clearer reflections, and the
grapes have a more convincing surface response.
These improvements are all happening across the scene all at once.
On the engine side, developers can implement masks.
Wait, no, I mean frame generation.
Isn't frame generation?
There's no limit.
DLSS is upscaling.
Isn't frame gen?
The mask can be as grand as developers wants.
In this scene, you can apply neural rendering only to the dev masks objects, like the pitcher,
the glass, or the grapes.
in his other set up. That's why when you turn on frame gen you get like fucking 60 FPS.
Each mask can have its own structure and tone adjusted while the rest of the scene stays
unchanged. Imagine a developer wants to enhance subsurface scattering. DLSS is still predicting
pixels or food. So I mean at the end of the day it's still base level they're all AI.
The second point is the developers have full control where neural rendering is used and
and how it is applied, and how strongly effective, allowing them to use the technology.
It's fucking crazy, man.
I don't know if there's environments, gameplay.
I mean, obviously, the tech is impressive, like it is.
You have the fucking computer do, like, the touch-up shit.
It's like you feed it a stick figure.
It's like the artist feeds it a stick figure, and then the fucking AI is like, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
gaming peak long ago. It's like interesting tech. Don't get me wrong. It is applied to
earlier games. It's cool, but I'm not even trying to boom or take this. The tech is impressive.
It is cool. But when applied to this, damn, graphically, I just prefer,
Dude it's so what bro, I don't know. I don't know I
Don't know
There's so many fucking games that just look incredible already so when you have a computer do it
It like takes away the magic and everything is all visual. It's all visual
It's all visual shit like it looks good like no one's fucking denying it
The fact that we're you got to try it. Yeah, I want to try it in GTA 4 older titles. It is cool newer games
It's I prefer seeing like holy shit these guys like mo cap and then like the 3d artists and everything
Made the level of like okay you look at lots of us too. It's like that's like the
That's like the cut see I'm not talking about the narrative. All right fucking relax
Oh, this game came out. Let's use that as a base. You can all even already are to fine
Artistically no fucking AI nothing went into that shit. It's already so heavily peaked to what feels like photo realistic
It already ten out of ten checkmarks the graphics like a ten out of ten checkmarks it
If you made it so oh shit if you made it so it was like
And that's 10 out of 10 human hands if they made it so it was like 7 out of 10 human hands and then 3 out of 10 is just like that
neural rendering
But they optimized their fucking sliders
Looking at that. I mean, what does a dev do? What would the dead do? He'd they just showed it in the video
I mean, well, I don't fucking know. He was literally fucking around with the sliders
So the artist would come in and be like, all right, we have this and then they're going to fuck around with the sliders until it like hits the correct look.
I got to see the first game built in like DLSS five, like straight up integrated boom, boom. I know NBA 2K 27. I know that is the first one.
And this whole, this is the official NVIDIA announcement of it that came out three hours ago.
The leak was of an NBA 2K27 optimized DLSS5 profile.
So all the modded shit you're seeing is like someone who took it made it so it now works for the 2345 series.
But it's still the NBA one.
Out of all this shit that has come out, I would say the most interesting thing is Pat.
I feel like the most impactful thing I've seen is path tracing, where you don't see a weird,
it still looks filter-esque on the faces.
The environments are different.
I think patch tracing has probably been the most insane, like holy shit thing I've seen come out of all of NVIDIA stuff.
A lot of other stuff needs a little time. And you know what, DLSS is a frame gen is fucking crazy too. I don't know.
Maybe it is, you know, true. Push the products faster. Optimization, what? Probably what? A game takes four years to make. On average, how long does it take to optimize a AAA title?
The optimization, it's like, holy fuck, we're good, but now we need to like, it's almost like, okay, this mess, now we need to stack it in alphabetical order properly.
Holy fuck, you're telling me we can like streamline that shit and make it so much faster. So we have all these jumbles of ideas, but it runs like shit, but something can auto sort it for us so it runs properly for everybody.
Games they even optimized anymore? Well, that's why some people are like, oh my god, I don't want to use DLSS.
GTA4 shit.
Chris and Jean, what do I do with this?
The GPU will cost more.
Do I literally just run the tool and it works on board?
Let me see.
Let me fucking say 22 gigs.
All right.
I'll be a believer when I try it in this too.
Stop being a shill, reject AI at all costs.
I don't know if that's the right, I don't know if shill is the correct definition there brother, okay? Relax.
Put those fucking fingers down buddy, you're already living in the fucking future of it all.
Fuck AI, I agree.
You know what? Every depiction of it that we have been presented as humanity sucks balls. Okay, it's true.
We all see the shittiest fucking interpretations of it.
Agreed.
There's been no benefit to anybody with this fucking shit.
And then yes, it is early, etc.
Agreed till he has to live near a data center.
I haven't fully looked into that.
Haven't data centers been a thing forever?
I haven't really looked into it.
I know it's a hot topic.
Haven't data centers just been a thing forever,
but now the scale is just getting bigger and bigger.
So before it was like, la, la, la,
but now everybody knows there's been data centers forever.
But now it's like, oh, fuck.
You take all these shit messages,
you've been sending, it didn't go through a fucking data center, even that guy's fucking
bullshit. If you really cared fucking cut your internet service. Get one of those phones
where you can only message, make phone calls and like GPS. I remember, listen, I know we
talk about AI all the fucking time but it's so goddamn relevant that I will be, I will talk about it.
Because it is, dude. It is literally the reality we're fucking living. It's either a big ass bubble
or everything is gonna change rapidly. Alright, unless you're living under a fucking rock. Okay,
I don't know what to tell you. It truly is. Am I fucking high? I don't think so. It's boring.
I wouldn't necessarily say it's boring.
I would say it feels like an impending, it feels like the rollout was terrible, people
shouldn't have got it.
It feels like an internet, it's like almost the fucking, it's like your first connection
to the internet.
We're living through the first connection to the internet.
That's what this feels like in real time.
It just hasn't hit everybody yet.
It really is, dude.
It's fucking crazy.
And they just have all the AI companies like come together
and they're like, hey yo, by the way,
lol, yo, these motherfuckers are getting so smart.
You gotta double down on your cybersecurity.
And then it's like, because the AI fucking viruses
and shit that are coming down the pipeline
are gonna be insane.
Or it could just be all bullshit, false flags, whatever the fuck, honestly, I don't know, man.
You don't fucking know! You don't fucking know!
It's so pointless.
Every model has been an improvement, yeah.
Use, release the installation.
Yeah, we're just using it in a video game form.
Like this is just entertainment based.
Read and releases the installation and usage.
Okay, I got you.
Check out Rogue AI's hugging face incident.
I did, I saw that.
I did. I saw that dude.
Was that legit?
Was that like fully true?
Some of you motherfuckers probably read all that shit
and kind of stay on the cutting edge.
It feels like cutting edge technology and no one gives a...
It's almost like, yes, it's bad. Yes, it's good.
Everybody has an opinion on it, but then the thing is,
is, it feels like it's so rapidly evolving that it's almost like, well, you still want to know
what the cutting edge shit is. Like, it's overdramatized. Is it overdramatized?
Don't get me wrong, I went to fucking Wendy's and the Wendy's AI sucks balls, okay? The piece of
It's like welcome to Wendy's fucking AI biggest dog shit. I've ever seen
Literally doesn't know how to fucking or tell you happy meal motherfucker happy meal and then the employee
the physical employee
And then has to like
Actually fixed what the fuck I was saying. It's like if you already have a guy listening to the dumbass AI like what is this?
What are we doing here?
And then I it's like, bro, you were listening.
What is this fuck doing?
He's training the AI.
Why don't they just connect the fucking phone to the drive through?
What is this Wendy shit ass AI?
Just can just tape a phone to it.
I don't know that was me. I haven't seen any other drive-thru use it. That was the first time horrible
Wendy sucks balls in general to holy shit. I only went because they had the minions meal. Okay
But Wendy's fucking sucks ass maybe it's kind of like it's it's probably depends on where you are type thing because it's a chain
All right, but holy fuck Wendy's is fucking trash
Like I know going through a drive-thru like it's the worst food ever
But like if I'm gonna consume poison it better be good poison. All right, I have expectations with my poison
All right, if you're gonna fucking poison me I better be some fucking top-shot poison. All right
Have some fucking respect
That would be the greatest fucking red five or whatever the fuck top shelf red five
I don't know whatever that would be the best seed oil
Even though I don't I don't know so now some people the seed oil shit's bullshit. I don't even know
Now, this is the best I missed it.
All right, hold on.
I have GTA IV installed, but I'll try that after.
I'm going to try Crimson Moon.
It just came out.
Let me see.
New PvP rock paper severed.
Online PvP.
Um, oh wow, no pixel five is officially on rockstargames.com.
That's what I was talking about when I was like, what if they made it so you could have
like a.
They make it so it's just like an EXE on the Rockstar Launcher or some shit.
I don't fucking know where while people are playing GTA 6, who knows how long it's going
to take for GTA 6 online to come out.
They have it so it's just a streamlined multiplayer that goes right into a RP server.
I can imagine it.
Why not?
It's not like people are going to forget GTA 5, GTA 5 is still really good.
And then the mechanics that NoPixel, this like remixes the experience.
They bought 5M, they might buy NoPixel.
I mean, shit, if this is on rockstargames.com, I mean, come on, brother.
There must have, there's definitely a connection there.
That's fucking crazy though, brother, that's awesome.
It is on the launcher. Oh, shit.
Roleplay is cringe. Yeah, because you're a fuck who probably has watched like 5,000 Twitch streamers.
5,000 hours of Twitch streamers, RPA.
But like, welcome to the normie life. Why don't you open it up to the random motherfuckers?
Not you and the Twitch community. Imagine everybody having access to it.
To them, that'd be a mate. It's literally second life.
You know, Second Life was like one of the first games banned on this fucking website.
What do you, GTA is literally, it's just, it's the most banned, the ban, what, you're essentially leading up to Second Life.
What else is GTA? Basically, it's Second Life.
If you can stream line,
If you can streamline the experience to get the player as fast as you can into an rp server.
That sounds like a, people would, there, you'd find a player base there.
War Dogs is a great example.
Arma has the game mode, but you need mods to play it.
Most people don't want to fucking do that shit.
If you package up a good game derived off of that and someone just needs to press a button
and play it, that's the way it's packaged matters.
If you in no pixel, it's very easy to download 5M and no pixel if you're like a decently,
not even a heavily computer literate, but that's still a heavy ask.
If you just have it so you can just press the button to a ball and gun gamer and it
throws you into an RP server with a remix GTA5 or like it's right next to the
online button. It's so much easier.
I know the beta is on Thursday. I'm skipping it. I'm waiting until the 10th.
All right, what do we have here? What do we got here? Counter strike, DLSS5, low.
No rest for the wicked. Feels bad. Delayed. No pixel 5. Looks fucking beautiful.
I have GTA 4 downloading, and I'll try this after.
I don't think there's anything else that's new.
Did you see the BlizzCon schedule? I didn't. They already have that shit.
Yo, the last vial of hype, we're going to know for sure on September 12th if StarCraft,
the new StarCraft game is real, we're going to know.
I know it's heavy copium, it's heavy copium, we're going to know in 10 days, 11 days if
they're cracking the StarCraft shit at Blizzard.
They were telling me the Xbox CEO didn't fucking go into Blizzard and they went down to the 20th floor and looked at, like, all the tubes of fucking main characters that are just, like, in their tubes just waiting to be defibbed when the sales go down.
They went down and they're like, this one, this one's next.
This one's next. It's Darkrab, bro. They thawed that shit.
What is this? None of the key WoW2? Why are they calling this WoW2?
WoW Camelot just became WoW2 in the Blizzard gear store?
How its palettes compare?
So the palette for WoW 2 data mind is so different that it seems like it could be its own SKU.
None of the key WoW 2 camelot hexpilots are reused by another active Blizzard gear store theme.
It's dark teal, cyan, muted sand, and coral palette appears to be a deliberately separate visual identity,
although color alone cannot tell us anything definitive about the game setting or lore.
This is like next-level fucking data mining. This guy's literally this is like layering out a bunch of
Colors and being like holy shit. It's different
This is like okay a little autistic, but I see the logic I think he might be right
Imagine if classic plus is just a full-on sequel
That would be crazy. That would be fucking crazy. It's rumored to be free Warcraft 3 lore.
What if it's a prequel to wow?
Whoa.
Wait, does wow vanilla take place after Warcraft 3?
Is there, it does, right?
Whoa.
Five years after.
Wow too. Oh my. Is anyone DLSS 5 wow? How the fuck is no one done that yet? I just saw
1.6. DLSS 5 is coming to Onamusha. Did they show it on? Off? Oh, didn't show it. Hmm. Yeah, of course.
Honestly, dude, this isn't surprising. All of these companies are going to fucking team up with NVIDIA, and the NVIDIA fucking engineers are going to work with them to implement DLSS 5.
This is like forever a thing.
They work hand in hand.
It's like, oh, yeah, no shit.
Routing the whole gaming industry.
What is cave expedition?
Yeah, this is real.
That'd be insane.
I have gone back to a lot of iterations of classic. I never hit the level 60, but it was fun going to level 20
But you know what even when in WoW's heavy relevancy hitting level 20 and 30 was satisfying in this game
So it doesn't really matter
Level 20 level 30 is fucking still a great level
Okay
No, Blubber Toy rule
Buddy, you're not good. That just means you just spent more time, okay?
You just fucking sat there and spent more time than me hitting level 60. There's no skill gap. It's more like time gap
relax
It's not a competitive game, I know
Honestly, everybody talking about Classic Plus, it does need to be the level of an expansion
or a prequel for me to go back.
If it's like a small little, oh my god, we had a drain eye.
I don't give a fuck.
That would be amazing if it was a true WoW 2.
They saw the demand with Turtle WoW and shit.
They shut down all that.
Isn't Turtle WoW dead now?
Are all of those fucking dead?
The only like inklings of potential WoW 2?
Ascendant WoW action, Ascension looked sick.
I will, Ascension is still up.
Ascension was honestly really fucking cool how they opened it up.
That was amazing, that was like holy shit.
I was about to load up and play that shit,
I was, the trailer was great.
It got shut down two days ago.
Damn, at the same time, bro, in preparation it's unfortunate.
I see your logic, bro, I'm doubling down,
I'm doubling down, I believe this guy.
I believe this guy, it's WoW2.
A prequel though, what would they do with a prequel?
They would have to add,
shi-
Shi-
Oh my God.
Oh fuck.
The bookshelf bro, holy shit.
Shi-
Oh, shit, bump on me.
No way.
Yeah, wait, oh, five month old video.
Dude, next gen graphic concept.
Wait, what?
DLSS5?
Was neural rendering already talked about?
How did this guy know about this shit five months ago?
Did they already talk about it?
Or did he just like change the title?
It's fake.
It's just a fake video.
He just edited it.
If he edited it, it was talked about, right?
Well, he wrote DLSS5 off versus on.
I'm surprised YouTube doesn't like have a little thing
that says, if he truly edited it, it would say,
Higgs field AI. It's just a joke. I know motherfucker concept whatever meme it was five months ago, buddy.
DLSS 5 is just the next number. Yeah, no shit. But from 3 to 4, they didn't introduce such
a insane, this is the first time they've introduced something that was like so different. It's
It's usually massive optimization changes from 1, 2, 3, 4.
Oh, in March they talked about it.
This is real wow DLSS5.
A GitHub?
The fuck?
Is this like a screenshot link?
Oh, that's the action.
No, I want to watch a video, but I'm downloading wow for all that.
I was about to see something.
Oh yeah, what is this game?
Fuck.
I would play this.
I
Look kind of cool actually
Yeah, this actually looks kind of cool that is kind of sick
Yeah, this is true though, I guess we'll know in ten days we'll know in ten days. This is fucking crazy dude
I would a hundred percent go back for this
Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Okay, let me see what this game is about. Crimson
Moon. Are the reviews nothing. No reviews. Ascension is making their own MMO now. Are
you kidding me? Really? Wow. Godspeed comes out soon? What? Turtle wow is as well? What?
That's a interesting, you know what, they're gonna have good systems, but like it takes
a lot to have somebody fall in love with the world and want to like, I don't know, man.
World of Warcraft has like one of the greatest maps of all time.
The zones are like so recognizable, it's fucking wild, like yeah, you can mechanically have
a good game and like the gameplay could be good but like having the map be so memorable
is so fucking rare. I don't know. Like that's cool they're doing it. I hope they pull it
off. Rockstar is going to have official 5M servers. Oh shit. Yeah so it will be just
like a built-in RP server buddy literally Xbox revived Armoury forger they
already have built-in microphones in their fucking controllers they just need
the server
Hold up.
Alright.
We got a brand new release here.
I don't know anything about this game.
trailer looked all right. Let's see what we have here. I'll get a ring too.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Crossplay matchmaking.
Do I play with- I might just honestly- I could just pull off this game, I have no idea.
There's a save slot.
in secrecy and in a forbidden union, produce soldiers of untold power such as yourself.
The Nephilim. Heroes that emerged upon the battlefield and rallied mankind with their
supernatural abilities. You turned the tide and were hailed as heroes upon your return home.
However, you were born of forbidden blood, and thus you were born into original sin.
Bound in chains, the Nephilim became property of the Lunatarian Church of Hercoria, sanctioned
by the angelic choir.
This is your burden, your duty, to serve the church and repent for the sins of your fathers.
Yo, I don't do shit
Interesting
Would be careful of co-op you don't share loot I can break play cross play and just fucking ninja loot the whole time
Yo, that sounds...
Oh, you're fucking wrong!
Ahhhh!
What's your point?
Ah.
It reminds me of Darksiders a little bit.
Alright, let's see. I don't know.
Okay!
Reach the city gate.
We got a dragon.
Alright, hold up.
Okay.
Darksiders soul.
Maybe maybe.
You can block attacks.
You can just hold block.
Oh, you take a little damage.
Alright, okay.
hold block. Oh, you take a little damage. Alright, okay. Let's see, let's see. Uh, setting,
hold up, gameplay. Yeah, I'm going to play this game with crossplay matchmaking. I don't
give a fuck. I want to see. I can play this solo, but this one I don't fully give a shit
about so I would rather just play co-op. I think it's intended co-op. Yeah, I'm pretty
sure this is intended co-op. It's not? They showed co-op options like four times.
This was a bloodbath. Gilbenok's defense is never stood a chance.
I'm just gonna go and just joint the loot.
Okay.
Let's see what we have here.
Oh, that refilled my shit.
This looks interactable.
Oh, that's a loop.
Okay, okay.
I'm coming to help.
Buddy.
Each combat area is controlled by the Nexus gate.
They're all enemies from this Nexus to advance.
Okay, okay.
I don't know who made this game.
It kinda had no marketing and just kinda came out today.
Wing knives.
Oh.
Ex-Bungie Devs? Is that true?
Really?
This is their first game?
Published and developed.
No, they made other games.
Oh, wait, Q1 2027.
Fire?
That game sounds familiar.
Eh, didn't make much.
Uh, Angel Ascension?
Okay.
Okay, so that circle in the middle is your ascension.
Green bar is stamina.
This guy looks mean.
Unblockable, you can overcome unblockable attacks with dodge or parry, but not block.
Oh, you can parry, you can parry those, okay.
Oh.
Alright, that's pretty damn powerful.
Wow, this is what we have here.
Well, this is the tutorial.
Let's see how it opens up.
I got to clear the burning city.
There's just one guy here.
Oh.
You walked all the way here.
Oh, Angel Sense? Odd.
Another one on our floor. That sword is blessed. Retreat.
Blessed Sword.
No way.
Base attack, stamp cost, slashing, when you hit it with a heavy attack, you recover 10
stamps.
Alright, I think it's just auto-equipped that.
So now I have an ability.
Oh, summons the Stalgamite, wave from Earth to deal crushing damage to enemies in its
path.
Oh, you have to- oh, these are moves.
Why are two-
Okay.
That did alright damage.
Oh my god, ow.
Oh, that actually kills you for a lot.
Yeah, this guy's kicking my ass.
Oh, death, death, death, death, death!
Oh, shit, wait, you rest?
Ah, what was that, get up!
What are you, what is the noise?
Oh shit.
Okay.
Nephalem.
Nephilim!
Your soul is gravely wounded. It's a miracle you're not dead.
Can I break this?
Yes.
Warcraft 3 Town?
The Spire Bloss?
These clothes radiate soul energy.
By the divine.
From humans.
From humans?
What is this?
I cannot sense our comrades, or the captain.
It's as if the life has been sucked from the city.
Okay, two hand?
Oh, you can...
Oh, I have a two-handed weapon.
What the fuck?
Interesting.
Let's go two-handed.
We made it.
Let's go two-handed.
We made it.
Yeah, this game just came out.
What is this here?
Oh my god!
Dodgers are pretty heavy in this game.
Oh, dear.
I'm breaking that leg, buddy.
Shit!
I'm not dying!
Oh, I'm so dead.
Oh, I got the achieve.
I got the achieve.
You know what?
It does look like Godfall.
It does.
i see it darksiders dot dot dot uh...
merida
that one yet take no pleasure in sending my own to their deaths guys for
kinds release is arbitrated by the church alone
until today
and we saw this spire
and i like my paladins
this invasion has spiraled beyond the empire's attempts at control
countless
have lost their lives, and among them are my Nephilim.
The gods-reached by our pierces Eden's Vale,
destroying the fabric of our realm.
Soon it will fall, and the horrors that lie beyond
will be unleashed upon the realm.
Our mission remains unchanged.
But the Church has new orders for us.
They demand we seek out three artifacts in the city called
the Brax's stones, each containing remnant souls of dead gods.
The Stone of War shackles the soul of Maktay, the Lord of Perdition, the Stone of Rot, which
binds the soul of Ephrae, the Dryrot King, and the Stone of Arkana in prison's Egoroth,
the Eye of the Abyss.
To charge the Spire we must find these stones and banish the dead god's souls.
Then, the Spire's barrier shall fall, and we shall put a stop to this madness.
Injured your ex-blood and Playstation Sony Nethylam and find the arms.
Oh my god.
I mean, shit, I mean it looks cool.
This game looks like the art director tried popping up and then the UI dev is like, yeah,
we're just gonna fucking put this shit here.
What's a little mobiley yeah this is an interesting fusion the combat was okay it wasn't as crispy
Like, Mortal Shell had better combat, if we're comparing.
Quests.
Okay.
a nice church dude or whatever this is get a lot of donos approach
can you do magic to think you spend your whole life reading about apocalyptic
events and never do you dream you might get to live during them oh of course it's
It's very sad what happened to your brothers up there. Very sad indeed.
That tar...
It's siphoned the souls of all...
I'm not gonna lie, brother. There's too much fucking dialogue. I don't give a fuck.
Honestly, the game is okay so far.
I don't...
I don't give a shit about the lore at the moment.
I'mma be real.
I need more gameplay before I actually listen to you, ma'am.
I'mma be real.
It's not ADHD.
First proved to me that I didn't give a shit to listen to you.
It's not fucking ADHD, bro.
Oh, maybe you can.
Oh, stand here, let me see.
Mission 114, Lore Scrolls found at Forsaken Streets.
That was kind of cool.
Oh, invite hold.
Play online.
Quick match, join via code.
I might quick match it.
Let me see what I can do with my loadout.
Yeah, the environments are pretty fucking cool, dude.
Use the lot of select saved armor sets and change Angel forms for your first mission
of a run.
Custom loadout.
Oh, so you actually get- oh.
Oh, I see, okay.
So it's not class-based, it's more like weapon-based.
I don't really have anything.
What?
Hey co-op players, share a life pool?
I gotta fucking carry?
Share a life pool?
Of course I'm ninja-looting.
guys bro what the hell I'm spamming a on loop so what's that the sooner we can
reach those stones yeah apparently you can just I have to go this way I'm taking
all the I'm filling my bags I'm filling my bags
oh shit okay
That's cool.
By the way, I don't think I invited anybody.
Shit.
Return to Galant.
Oops.
Let's go back.
Already failed.
Insane.
Let's go back already failed
Insane I got difficulty three unlocked
I'm here, okay, I just got like a bunch of gear by doing that nice. Who's this guy?
Play online quick match
that's tiger woods tiger what the fuck man we need like how many players was
strong yeah I can hear my brah you are strong yeah I can hear my dudes shared
health pools. What the fuck? I think he left. He left. No one's doing random queues. I'll
solo if I have to, whatever. Host? Settings and session play online? I can't. Oh wait,
I can.
All right, there, nice.
I can host.
Okay, bro, my Twitch chat is fucking up.
They added, oh, here we go.
Okay.
Complete the first district.
Yeah, we're going right into level three difficulty.
We're going right into level three difficulty.
If you dot, apparently I did not unlock it.
It said I did.
Lies.
I'm setting the mission
Oh shit, Miyazaki on his lunch break
I get it, I get it. He wants that he's on his lunch break seeing who was inspired this time
He's humble, bro
Buddy wait, is it just two players?
Yeah, he shows up while he's developing Bloodborne 2 to the stream just to see what's been going on in the gaming world.
Oh, it's only two player co-op? Oh, bro, if you fucking fail, bro, I'm kicking you.
What? This gear sucks balls.
All the stats go down.
Alright, let's go.
Join up.
Oh, so we have here.
Alright, I'm gonna go two-hand.
We have a shared health pool.
Another Nephilim for the slaughter.
Turn back if you want to live.
Who's talking shit?
Is he just talking shit?
You'll heed my warning if you know what's good for you.
Okay, random.
Alright, what do we have here?
Let's see, let's see.
Ah! Oh god!
The gear kind of looks like Neo.
Oh, shut the gear up there.
Oh yeah, that was actually a pretty big gear upgrade.
That was actually like a pretty big, statted helmet I just got.
A choir lore.
more lore
ok, do not, I refuse to read the fucking notes in a video game this early
unless this is like a the next resident evil
oh yeah you are
I'm gonna enjoy it over here
oh was this gear you never looted? oh that's some old shit, can I disenchant? no
Manapot can't pick that up. I'm full. Let's go this one. There's no void
Yeah, we got to go this way and take a left
That's what that move does okay
Okay, plus 25% in rage duration if you kill three or more enemies while in angel ascension
you recover a health flask.
In rage duration.
Okay, okay.
I feel like when you play co-op these games, you allow one guy to tank, so the other guy
can always load up a heavy attack.
That's just how it works.
I can always have the other load up a heavy attack.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Nice, nice, insane moves, more lore.
First chest, we have...
that is hold to store it I wonder how I wear that oh it's a one-hand interesting
I'll go back to one hand I know the this way
Clear the area. What do we have here? Nothing.
Oh, this guy's not fun.
I think I just debuffed him.
We have some gold, some trash. I wonder if I should store this. I'll just wear it.
Max mana. Oh you can't store your old gear.
Uncommon.
Alright, alright.
What do we have here?
What is this?
Weird ass elixir?
Up here.
We're not up here, we're this way.
How did we came from here?
Miyazaki, how do we progress?
This way?
Oh, down here.
Oh my god, that used all my stamina.
Fairy enemies begin over time.
Big upgrade.
There's some sort of deep up on him.
Oh nice, a refill.
Yeah, decent amount of shit actually drops here.
Equip, when you hit any of the spray attack you gain rage when you hit a burning enemy
with a heavy attack, they have a finished response and you're knocked down.
Okay, okay.
I think we gotta kill everybody before we can open this.
Really, we missed a fucking mob.
I actually heard one snarl over here.
initial impressions this game's I heavy on the high
let's let's try to kill our first boss
Yeah, especially coming from Mortal Shell that was more cooked, the lobby was cool.
The combat's kinda potato.
How much what?
Mortal Shell costs 40 bucks more than this game?
How much is this game?
Demons rarely end up in such a place.
This cruelty bears the mark of fearful men.
Approach sights of interest.
I'll seek counsel with the dead and share my wisdom.
Oh is this where it's a roguelite?
Ohhhh.
This requires you to hold a shit and a souls on you.
That requires a lot.
I'll do it too.
Oh, it gives you all your shit back.
Okay.
I have an objective to just like pick up all the lore.
Oh, that's a bleed?
I'll dodge my turn
And that's how you do it right there.
When you hit anyone with a light attack, you have a 25% chance to gain rage.
Oh, there's a chest here too.
I don't think you can change the UI. I don't think you can.
It shut the subtitles off.
Yeah, there's nothing about that.
Maybe it is worth storing shit.
Pull up the store.
Alright!
All right. Oh, there's another chest up here.
Nah.
Let's see what we have.
Nothing here.
You're there. Over here.
You're there.
That might be the rage.
Oh shit!
Ow!
Nice nice. I'm gonna take that shot. I'm gonna take this shot. I'm a drink that shot. I'm
I'ma take that shot.
You didn't parry one attack?
I will, bro, I will, all right, it takes time.
Takes time, buddy, all right?
Pog, more lore.
I fucking love you. I love you.
I'm running through, man.
That shield move is pretty good.
It seems like a rage is pretty solid.
It gives me a- oh shit, yeah, we got a crazy guy here, Brace.
Take turns, take turns.
What the fuck?
Oh
Buddy
I guess we'll just shoot me with an arrow.
No way.
I hit Y to do a move.
Yoink!
Double yoink!
Oh, mine.
Oh, fuck, he has a brother!
I got no heals, man. You gotta tank this shit.
I just drank something. I don't know what that does.
But it will help.
Where is he?
Alright.
That actually worked out. I think that was the last guy.
Oh yeah, that's a big upgrade right there.
That was pretty decent. I'm just yonking everything right now, I apologize.
Yeah, honestly dude, we have some really well-reviewed games dropping. It's 20 bucks. It's 20 bucks.
It's definitely...
It's okay.
Especially after...
Mortal Shell 2.
Yeah, where are we going? We gotta go up here.
What do you mean, be honest? Man, what do you want me to say?
It's complete shit?
I said it's alright.
Gallant Alexander, the first Nephilim and slayer of Valaknore.
He who helped enslave and murder his own kind and upholds the Lunitarian World Order.
You do well not to trust him.
This might be a boss fight up here.
I thought I did turn on subtitles.
Buddy, what are we doing here?
God damn it, man!
I didn't press shit!
Oh, you know what?
Oh wait, I did.
Not bad.
I did.
Awww, eeeh!
Yo, there's no fall damage. Hold on one more time. I definitely pressed this lever. I definitely did that.
My bad, bro.
Take three! Take three!
Oh my god, yo watch out for that
Are you fucking kidding
I know we got another one
Oh shit, that's actually not bad.
Elemental damage?
Oh shit.
Maybe it's axe supply of bleed?
Ah, we got another, um, oh we got our pots back, fully healed.
Okay, okay.
Oh, piece of shit.
Yo, keep up, Miyazaki, keep up!
Oh, God, oh, God!
Oh, that bleed's pretty strong.
We have here a flask.
I should give you a lot of these flasks.
How do we get down?
It kind of looks like this is here for us to jump over to not go through.
Miyazaki, where are we going?
That's where we came from.
The harder mobs require a finishing move? Yeah.
Oh shit, I thought it was not for me.
Oh, they made a whole jump puzzle thing here.
Top grid's all yours.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
What was that?
That looked like something.
A finder elixir?
There's a chest here too.
It feels bad, maybe it's worth storing the shit gear, you can dismantle it.
I'm waiting for you to turn around.
He really doesn't like me.
I
Let's see we have here
Oh
More shell or Kazan Kazan's better than
Oh, he's injured.
Nice.
Up, up, up.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna get to the end of the level to see I want to see there's probably a boss at the end
I'm gonna give it a fair shot I've get into the end of at least one level
Oh my god!
What?
Yeah, careful this guy makes no sense, okay.
Oh fuck dude.
F! F! F! F! F! F!
Oh, this is...
Oh!
Miyazaki, just relax!
Breathe, bro!
Breathe!
Yeah.
No...
Can I rescue?
What?
Oh.
Oh, we have three lives total. He's still pissed. I'm waiting for you
Wow
Yeah, what wait you have no lives left oh shit. Oh fuck
Yeah, this might be the end
How am I doing this right now?
You're kidding!
Fuck this guy!
As soon as you attack, he hits you.
Right.
That makes sense.
true death
Yeah, Miyazaki, let me try Solo.
I can see your angel in you more each time you return
Oh, you get XP?
Blacksmith and the merchant.
Who the fuck is this guy?
The big fish?
Who's this fucking guy bruh?
Who's this guy?
Continue?
This game he is giving me stuff for doing nothing.
So I just said somebody joined.
Yes.
Something when you are mine, Paladin.
I can get bounties.
There's a bounty for a death knight.
Death knights.
Open.
Stay sharp.
Yep.
More scrolls.
No, no rest for the wicked is more cooked.
This has like, the combat just doesn't feel, if you play the souls like this combat just
feels like very shallow.
It doesn't feel satisfying.
Well, yeah, it's 20 bucks.
You kind of got- you go in knowing what to expect here.
Where the fuck is the blacksmith, though?
They all have quests, upgrade equipment.
I'm just gonna upgrade... oh wait, you can also get new shit too of course.
Unlock at level 6. Oh, you can buy shit as well.
a rare max upgrade pull arm max upgrade
Yeah
I'll do one more, I'll do one more.
Do a perfect parry.
I'll try.
I'm gonna try.
I know about the no rest for the wicked delay. I think it's okay. I'm fine with that.
Too many games right now anyways.
Too many, too many.
Oh, so when you play solo you have four lives instead of splitting the two.
Alright, one perfect parry.
I failed.
Frost on heavy hit.
We actually take a frost hit.
I didn't see any frost taken there.
The big belt's into the head.
What the fuck?
Fuck
Max mana
These guys are very aggro.
Ow, bro!
Bro
Come on
Doesn't stop attacking relax dude
Okay, okay
Wow
Plus two slashing damage.
I don't see anything over here.
Lore I ain't speaking to you beast
Church folk done not harm idea. Oh
Opening me door just to die polite
Christ it yourself
Shit
Crashing damage, mine's better.
Watch out for that move.
You gotta kill everybody before progressing there.
It's a good piece of gear.
Very negative on steam, oh.
Is it because of the content?
Wow, that does a lot of damage.
This guy loves- Yeah, that move? Okay, that move literally-
So basically you explore around that souls-like combat, find upgrades, there's a roguelike
mechanic.
I like what I have.
wait Leviathan great axe spinner there's many frost projectiles
oh it's a polar many ways
oh yeah and you look for chests for upgrades and then just go to the next
area after you kill all the mobs
Yeah, what I have is really good.
You can't go in there.
Yeah, that's why I was asking if the review is about content versus like performance and
shit. You get here? There's still something alive. Is there no indicator that tells you
who you missed? Gotta kind of explore. Look for the last guy. The glow. There was a skeleton
over here I think. Oh yeah, there's this guy.
Yeah, that move is very strong. Okay, thing... Is that bar on the top left filling up?
Or is that just the design? Because it looks like there might be one mob left that I missed.
Oh, it does look like someone.
Oh, shit.
While your health is at our below further, you get a bonus Angelic Grace Recovery.
I think that's the middle.
It's interesting.
like some of the moves attached to the weapon are good but then the stats are
better but then my main move on my sword is just a chunker. Where's this last
motherfucker dude this place is not even that big. Oh he spawns in after a while.
I literally one taps
What there's still one more guy
Dude
That's what you have to use
I did briefly mention that earlier.
I think that's him over there.
I
Brother am I tripping right now? Maybe I need to go all the way back
I think I gotta go all the way back
No, I'm not.
Okay.
I mean shit, bro. That's a big upgraded drop. It kind of does look like shrapnel or Scott
I'm gonna make sure you kill everything before moving on.
Tomorrow, Blood of the Dawnwalker, tomorrow I'm not going to be here, Thursday I'm going
to start Blood of the Dawnwalker and then also the State of Play happens and then Friday
I'm going to start my Onamusha playthrough.
War Dogs, I'm just going to wait till the 10th to play it, like I could but I want to
put in as many hours as I can in Don Walker. It's not even out tomorrow. Yeah, well, it's
It's gonna come out like 6pm or something.
Alright.
Rage every time I kill an enemy.
Your character reeds really hard!
He reeds like he's never reed before!
Yeah, I gotta make sure I pop this, because if I don't kill him, that's gonna be annoying.
What? How did that miss?
Let's just say drop some good stuff.
I'll stand max health.
Looks like I need to go back and around.
Yeah.
I got a chest here.
Got a chest.
I was supposed to kill ten mobs before opening that.
I'll go back now.
got a ring here if I go up here and I didn't kill all the mobs it is killed the elite
leaders. I'm assuming it's all these guys. Ow, you bitch!
Really?
Why not wait? Yeah, why not?
Did I I think there's still a shit ton of elites here there are damn
Oh, this is gonna be fun
You're kidding.
Come on, come on.
Fun, fun!
parrying it under plus a thousand frost shit man I had a parry oh
Nice a death night by the way, okay
Oh my god shit
I'm very scared I'm very scared
I refuse to parry this guy, he's gonna kill me.
Oh wait, you're stuck, he can't even jump off of this.
Oh there we go, you did it.
We have the Phoenix Flare, Magic Defense, a lot of Magic Defense.
I swear I'm going the wrong way.
I am.
Where the hell is the progression path here?
I think it was actually through.
You're supposed to drop down and go unless this is the way up.
Maybe that guy was blocking the path.
Yep.
I think.
Although this doesn't look like... oh wait.
That looks like another elite.
I am EX, I am.
Ah, this bitch!
We meet again, you piece of shit!
Oh
Maybe he was in the lake. He could have been.
Executing marks all enemies.
Are you done?
Oh my god!
Oh, he didn't even have a chest?
No drop?
Carefully the source of the infestation draws near
I will carry I will carry right now this next mob will be buried
All right now we're in like that the New York sewer system
Really?
Two phase guys?
Really?
Oh
Oh, you're cold effect, gain power, light attack, apply cross damage.
That seems very strong.
Got my parry buttons broken.
Oh wait, did I just replace this shit?
Wait, is it a bomb I put on?
I didn't mean to do that. There we go.
This is too good to not have.
The loot- looting is kinda shitty. It's like kinda potato.
You have to like double ch- you have to like hover a little bit for a while.
of
Damn, when you have zero health loss, you will restore health loss of rating enemies eight
times.
That seems insane.
Seems very strong.
I'm going to stick with what I have though.
The concentration of Algrove lies at the end of the course.
Beware.
The Nexus gate.
I'm in the boss fight.
Okay, and enter the next gate.
Slurps like it.
Uh oh.
Oh
Oh my god, oh my god!
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I
Should have no parts
There it is.
Easy.
I'm dead man!
Who the fuck joined my shit?
Just to steal the XP?
This guy's skill is insane.
Oh my god, thank you bro.
Brother bro. Thank you, man
Nice
Was this a hashtag ad it is brother it is
It is your mom was like it's a free ad your mom was like my son is gonna be
watching today can you play this game and I was like oh you know what let me
check his logs he seems like a nice guy sure and here we are bro here we are
Double you mom! Double you mom!
Never seen the undead fall in those numbers. Keep at it.
Fine. Tired of getting your arse kicked.
Step right up. Double you mom!
It seems like the abilities connection to the weapons are the biggest part of this game
in terms of like what does the most damage.
I think we're chilling here bro, I don't know what to play next.
It's okay, it's okay.
Let me see how different the next level looks.
the second district and then yeet.
Damn you, bad old, bad tools.
What? 500 to upgrade this?
Dude, I literally farmed, bro.
How do I know what I have equipped?
Is this all the gear I have on?
I have two helmets. Oh, I guess it tells me.
Wait, why does- Oh, this is a shield. Holy fuck, that looked like a helmet.
I'm gonna upgrade everything for 20.
Yeah, but the very negative on steam-
Oh wait upgrade armory?
Oh that's everything I have.
Uhhhhhhh shhh.
GTA4 next?
Oh yeah I might try GTA4 with the LSS to be a believer.
I gotta see it in motion now.
Why not, why not accept all the bounties?
It's got like Daileys.
Alright, we're gonna have to remove that trash, cause you guys just keep posting dumb shit.
How do you remove this? No one wants to see that brother
Major upgrade your tier two subs can now send gifts in chat
Your tier two subs I mean it's fine as long as they're not fucking massive like that
They're all massive like that? It's not small versions? What the hell is this? Whatever.
I have like three Tier 2 subs, it's all good. Tier 2 subs, show yourselves!
I'm dead hold every corner see there's no one you made it
Did I even select the second district
Yeah, did I even select it I don't even know
Boing, boing, boing.
Lore mission two.
Choose your next mission.
Bro, I don't know if this is the second district.
Chat, am I fucked up potato?
How do I know?
Maybe it auto-set it.
I think it auto-set it to the second district.
Did you can't go you can't go grind the first one it instantly just gets you to the second one
Boons are permanent oh, yeah
This is where the merchants said they lost their locket.
We should search these holes well.
The Cathedral is here.
Have a seat.
I'm parried!
While Angel Ascension is active,
there's a lot of different buffs on it.
Yeah, you definitely do fight the camera, you definitely do fight the camera a bit.
I wonder how you turn it off let me see
How do you turn it out?
Um, yeah, let me just see how you shut this shit off.
I think it's this right here, maybe.
It has so many fucking subsections that you need to find the bullshit.
And their settings.
a thousand little sub settings.
I have no fucking idea. I'm searching everywhere for it.
They need like a direct link that goes right to where you need to get to shut this shit off.
Ummm... badges...
Or maybe this.
Brother, I am not finding this! There's like 50 sections that sound like it could be in here...
And then it's not.
Ummm...
I'm looking boys hold up there's like 50 fucking sections holy moly holy moly
Let me see, I think I found it.
I found it.
Okay. Wow! They put it in its own shit section.
the area. I'm gonna make sure I kill everything.
All these updates are for 200 viewer andies.
Oh
It's up
Wow, you're recovered fast.
You done bruh?
I probably missed a mob down there and I got to go back.
Oh, this guy looks mean.
What up my guy?
He is.
He is very mean.
How?
Or not?
Yeah, what the fuck he dropped pants that are the same pants I have on
We had the same pants
I don't know what to do with it.
Mine's better.
Are these guys right yo needing to go to every single area to kill everybody is a little
I swear like I just spawned down there
I thought you got one tap.
Yeah, bro, I don't know, bro.
Yeah, that game was alright, dude.
i know chris is on how the fuck i did the ls s five
how do i do this
g grant that's auto for
let me see this shit
missy we're going and we're going into my old save
how easy is this
is this like a button press
load up and install it first
Hold up, hold up.
Leaked. I didn't even know this was my email for this account. Leaked it to myself. I
I don't even know.
Okay, perfect.
I got okay, it's working now
Okay, so I got to download this let me download it real quick hold up
The installer GTA for remix installer
Okay, here we go run anyway
Yes indeed select your GTA 4 folder
I don't know where the fuck it is, hold on.
Um, let me see, right here.
Let me see.
Okay, yes, select your folder.
What's going on here?
It doesn't work.
It says, please select your GTA4 inside the GTA4 directory.
And then I do it.
And it says, the zip file found is not accessible.
Excuse me.
Oh, here we go.
Wait.
You can try it on San Andreas too, buddy. I just want to try it on this. I'm not going down a whole fucking rabbit hole as shit
Okay, let me see where's my folder browse
Injury of ordinary. Okay. There you go. If you want to use using fix or have it installed
already is that they recommended this already mixed fork of it. You can find the files inside.
Okay, replace, go back, install our options.
If I don't have this installed,
I'm gonna try to plug in update
into your GD4 directory and override.
Okay.
Update, done, done, and then download the base mod.
Hold on. I'm almost done. Download the base mod.
Okay.
Holy shit.
The fourth fucking step is the 3GIG file.
God damn.
Hold on, dude.
You're kidding.
No way.
It's a one hour download for this shit.
Bro, I thought it was, dude, okay.
I thought this was gonna be like a fast as hell install.
You have to download a bunch of shit.
Okay, this is gonna take time.
Feels bad.
GTA 4 RTX base mod is 2.6 gigs.
Get the fuck out of here.
Why not just wait until, yeah, no, I'm not interested,
never mind.
I'll have it downloaded in the background, that's annoying.
Da-da-da!
It's downloading, it's just gonna take an hour.
So I'll try later.
And then I have to set it all up.
Control in the meantime.
This is the calm before the damn storm, dude, there's so much Thursday needs to show up
here.
What am I playing ball is.
What am I doing?
What do we got here?
Didn't Moonlighter 2 come out?
I could try some of that.
New Harry Potter.
New Harry Potter TV trailer comes out.
I think I got early access to Moonlighter.
Let me double check.
Yeah, they hooked it up.
I would play more body cam, but it doesn't work anymore, it's only just the base game
you can play. What I played was a play test version that shut down. You can play the base
game, but it doesn't have any of those dead blog stuff they talked about.
I am not here tomorrow. I'm taking tomorrow off to be live Thursday.
I'm actually very much looking forward to Don Walker. I'm very curious what the fuck they did here.
And when is control buddy eventually, okay, eventually.
Eventually, bro, I'm actually buying the game right now and on a musha.
Blood of the Pog Walker.
Don Walker has Far Cry style progression.
I don't want to play Project Pit.
Did you not like resonance of playtale?
It didn't hit in the first hour unlike the previous two games.
Oh, you can preload this right now.
50 gigs.
50 gigs for the first hour.
50 gigs. 50 gigs for this game.
Yeah, I could hit up some Moonlighter. I thought it was a good game. This comes out tomorrow,
but why not play it today and see what's going on here? Why not?
I don't really know what else to hit up.
Many motorways?
I did CKB expedition.
You can go to their GitHub and get it that way, not sure why you're getting slow speeds.
Okay, if this downloads fast, I'll do it first.
the base mod.
Christian, is this literally,
oh, cause it's actually putting,
actually putting RTX in the game as well, right?
It needs RTX to run.
Hold on, is this a mod pack Christian,
or is this specifically every prerec you need for DLSS to be actually five to actually work?
Does it actually use ray tracing, neural rendering?
Where's this fucking download? Oh, here we go. Base mod.
Now, I'm downloading it right from GitHub.
Yeah, it's three hours here.
Nah, fuck that shit.
It's taken too long.
I'll just wait the...
It's now 30 minutes.
It's taken too long.
Two hours.
Alright, let's set up some Moonlighter too.
But before then, I'm going to take a piss and then let's try this game out a little
bit and then go from there.
I'll hold off one sec.
You
All he does is piss shit and hate games.
Let's see, I remember this game was pretty solid in the beta for the early access.
Let's see, continue?
I might just continue.
Cuz the new game is gonna throw me into a tutorial
I might as well continue and do the tutorial as I play I remember the gist
No, this is 1.0 preview
Yeah, this is the press version 1.0. It's not that difficult to understand, chat.
Alright, let me see here. Okay, I remember you're supposed to- this game actually has
a decent amount of shit going on. You have to, like, sell shit, collect stuff, endless
I think right I'm just gonna look right into the game
And just do a run
Yes, the first quest is to go and get gear anyways or go to the actual dungeons
Oh, that looks sick.
It is a little bastion-ish looking.
Has a great art style and looks really good.
I got a right click, okay I got ammo, I can left click, I have a backpack hit, and then
I can E move as well.
So it's like, if I remember correctly, it's like a roguelike, but you want to get loot
to go sell back at your base.
So you have to like optimize your backpack
Well, what is what oh my e powers me up
I'm not sure what SHIFT does, if looks like I SHIFT a parry in this game?
Must be a parry.
Oh yeah, I remember now.
Oh, yeah, you have to actually do a decent amount of shit here.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so this is gonna, um, you have to do some like shit here.
So you have to, okay, this will burn it and make it into that.
So now I have eight gold, essentially, worth a shit.
And then I can go like this and this and this will armor it.
And then this is just like random trash.
So you have to like optimize your backpack to extract it.
Yeah.
Ow!
Oh, these guys appear fast.
I'm gonna attack these guys first.
How do I heal?
I'll have one pod gotta be careful on that
All right, that was all of it
When they are all right, are we set? Oh, is that what you're supposed to do? At least one of them is a rare relic
Each item you burn, it returns with 8 more.
Each time you burn this relic, it returns with 8 more.
Oh, so I need to get another burn, which I don't have.
here we go so you just want to keep burning this shit I'm making this super
powerful
quick move I wonder if I can get rid of shit in my backpack because a lot of
it's trash now can you get rid of stuff you can't discard it's in here forever
until I leave. Oh wait, you can discard. You can put it back in the artifact place.
What do you mean you can put it back in the artifact place? All these are debuffed.
I can put old ones in there like old gear or just discard it okay will you stop someday
Oh shit, okay, hold on.
Oh, this looks good. Upon returning, gain two stars for each enemy you have ejected.
Oh.
Defeating enemies is what represents to increase the two star of relics found in the same room.
That seems strong too.
But Jimbo's gift sounds good too.
huh let me see if I can keep getting burn items wound perk or a chest what's a
one first oh Chris is on your did you upload it
that thing is very strong I'll just download that instead
Oh
When they're when they're that color you can knock them off
Oh shit, okay, it's like an execute
Let me see.
Okay, so the problem is already started the process, Chrissa Jean, so it will just overwrite
all my shit, right?
Because I already replaced a lot of the files.
I'll just overwrite it.
No Nino.
Yeah, okay.
Nice.
All right.
Two minutes.
left! All right, I'll try it after this game. Thanks, man. Oh, is that what this is?
My left click is so good. Yeah, it might be 4.5 gigs of Rickrolls.
This game has very crispy combat.
I remember when I first played it on Sub-Sunday, it was really good too, so I'm not surprised.
What was that?
The bee?
What is this?
Is that a go-back home?
I think that's the escape if you feel like you're going to die.
Oh!
Okay, so let me see. Why does it get this first?
Burned, add six, it starts to rock in the same row.
Oh, shit.
Think that one's better now. I'm gonna fail doing this
I'm gonna fail doing this. Let me think about this burns at the pointed relics
There's nothing else worth burning burns to the same row
So this whole row is gonna get if anything gets burned you get a nice boost
This gives armor to some shit
But who cares? I
I wonder if I can burn it? Oh wait, and then this is gonna- that's so weird.
I can't armor it. I guess the best thing to do is just to burn this.
I wonder if I can armor it and then remove it.
I don't know if I'm doing this correctly. Let me try some- fuck!
I messed up. Okay, hypothetically right?
Now what if I do this one's armored and I'm just testing something
Did this add to it?
Wasn't it 11 before?
Add 6 to Relics in the same ball if this gets burned, it adds it.
Oh, so I have to burn this to activate it.
Yes, okay.
Maybe I should fall back here at 14 HP and then I'm dead.
Oh, shit.
Ha!
Relic Looter.
He bossed and dude I'm so f**ked.
Weep, weep, weep, weep.
Got the adds!
Got all the adds!
Are you kidding?
Good, how's it going, ham?
Fuck.
Retry? Fuck you, I'm going back.
After all these years, how do you enjoy gaming still?
Um, I burn out sometimes. There's just, uh, I don't know.
I don't know, gaming is just still the best hobby. There's so many different avenues to take.
You can literally play, you can enter so many different worlds.
There's so much shit.
Honestly, bro, I'm more curious, what are you doing if you're not gaming, unless you
I genuinely have like a hobby that is like, not some potato shit.
Working owl? Okay, are you working out more than an hour?
No way bro! 1.0!
Dude, no way.
You're kidding.
Bebs.
No, I got higher!
Shit!
You're kidding.
That's crazy.
No.
Oh my god, okay, wait.
Wait, I'm like on a whole other Y-plane.
Wait, I can't even attack anymore.
I wonder if this is gonna...
I actually can't press anything anymore.
Yikes.
Interesting.
You're farmed boog.
Alright, here we go.
Yeah, there's different weapons in the game.
I'm just using, uh, like, these knuckles.
There's a two-handed sword and other stuff.
I think it's a little Hades-style like that.
Burned adds two to all relics in the backpack.
What the fuck, you just keep burning this shit?
Burn... oh, whoops, I fucked up.
Okay.
That needed armor on it.
What the fuck?
What the hell was this OST?
Oh, let's see what we have here.
Porter adds four to armored relics in the same row.
If the pointer relic has armor, it adds six to it.
I don't know, man.
You can re-roll.
Lies.
I'm hitting R and nothing happens.
Nothing...
Oh, here we go.
No point, I think this holds it? Yeah, until I put an item there.
I gotta go all the way around for this.
I wonder what causes them to go into a stunnable mode.
I don't really know what does it.
does it I'm praying the press build is really not that surprising guys why are
some of you guys being weird what the fuck I don't understand if it's coming up
tomorrow and he's playing it now does that mean tomorrow's today no you fuck
I get a press build they do this pretty it's a preview build this isn't some new
concept
Yes, 1.0 comes out tomorrow, but they gave previews.
Add six?
Uh...
Okay.
Wait.
Here we go.
Yes.
Nice.
I might as well get rid of this and then have this here and wait.
I need armor.
Yeah, I need armor.
I might as well just leave all that trash in.
Ignite perk.
hurt
I think there's a lot of damage.
These guys are scary.
Okay, okay.
What do we get?
Your attacks deal on your gun deals more damage
Fire attacks on my left click, I'll take it
Another chest
All right, just add straight fire damage
This is pure plus five damage.
Yeah, this game's combat is so nice.
Like, very satisfying.
I might as well grab this for now.
Now, uh, Burn adds its stars to the relic that burns it.
So what's interesting is, hold on let me see here.
So if this gets burned it will add plus two.
It's not everything.
And then I might as well, this is a six.
I could leave this here and just hold this here for the next.
All right, I
Guess I could have armored it before burning it would have been the play probably let's get another perk
Wow. Shit, I thought I got stopped.
Nice, nice.
Ignite deals perverted are each ignited enemy.
That might be okay.
Apple has a new CEO.
I thought that's been known for a while.
Dude, are you kidding?
Did you just say fucking guy one capped me?
Bro, oh my god.
He just sits there with his thumb up his ass and then out of nowhere swings once.
Dude, get the fuck out of here, man.
Are you kidding?
Oh my god.
Maybe, maybe I'm just bad God fucking dammit
I want to even hit me.
This is actually really nice.
armor is there something is no armor no wait did this cast it oh that cat oh it's
not forever it's as soon as you drop it
Oh, well, that was fast.
fire perk. Oh, I could have saved it by not putting it in the corner initially.
This music kind of reminds me of a tipper. I don't know if any of you guys know of tipper.
A little bit.
Foam perk?
A little bit. Just that specific part, not really the rest.
Yeah
Whoa, what the fuck?
I need that. I've been failing. I need like an insane amount of points as I exit.
Ah, what do we have here?
Your gun deals?
And what the fuck?
Your guns.
Materials?
I want items. I want items that I want currency. I want this to be a fat run.
I just hit 99 Slayer. What's the context?
Yeah, what the fuck is he talking about?
99 Slayer Pop. All right, how does this perp
work. Oh shit. Add six to relics in the same column. That's only one other item.
I have nothing for burn, so I might as well hold this until I get some good shit.
I mean technically I could do this and get a fat bonus, which isn't bad, and then just
burn some trash.
Or I hold the burn.
No, that's gonna burn no matter, I'm just gonna hold it here and then move it around after.
Yeah, no shit in the corner, but you can wait until you get better items.
Alright, this guy's killed me twice.
Wow, how the fuck did he tell me?
Left, right, gain 4 for each armored relic in the backpack.
I have 2 armored relics.
Now to the 3.
Okay, hold on, there's a lot of all mini micro bullshit here.
I might as well get rid of this.
trash if it's less than three and then I armor this I put this shit down in the
backpack okay so this is not gonna be bad
Wait, left to right? What the fuck does this mean? Left right? It didn't work. I think
it has to be armored left right.
That
Unless it's literally left right not corner
Oh
I think I did that right
I'm still holding on this.
Each time you burn this relegation shit.
Okay, interesting.
Sooooooooooooooooooo.
I'm going to pretend I'm doing this correctly.
I wonder if this is considered a double burn.
not. I think that was considered a double burn.
I mean, I thought that was decent.
I think I have some good stuff.
Blacksmith?
The numbers are basic.
The stars are essentially just your gold.
That's all it is.
What the fuck, Wildin' Berserk?
You're attacks it twice.
I already used the corner one.
Another one of these?
I understand, tell me to go back, I'm going back, fuck that shit.
I'm going back.
I don't want to die again.
Okay, I can get more pots from her.
Just training dummy shit.
I gotta figure out what the best thing to upgrade first is.
Probably getting his second heal is nice.
Oh, it's 2,000 for backpacks.
Isn't it just that in this game you literally go to your shop and sell the relics?
Let me go to that icon.
Modest prestige display, uh, this just displays the relic.
Oh, you have to place those and they give you buffs in your store.
decorations
It's the actual shop
Where the fuck is the actual shop?
Oh, this is the shop right here.
Ah, Drew, chest, merchant, furniture, decoration.
So now you slowly sell your shit in here.
I don't think this is open yet.
How does this work?
Quick move and spec, quick price.
Select.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, you have to guess the price, too, don't you?
If you quick-priced it, you can, because you need to figure out how much they want.
Uh, how much they're gonna give you.
50? Everything is 50.
Or that's 75.
5560. Quick price. So I have to buy more of those. See if it's all morning or keep exploring.
Yeah!
There's no way this shit is that... there's no way.
Really?
Is this not the rarity of an item?
How is the 12th that cheap?
How?
Maybe it's more color-based?
It could be more color-based.
It's all item-based.
Okay, you're right.
Here, 50, 50.
Random screenshot.
49 flash sale.
Why the fuck does it this update?
Holy shit.
44 done quit I don't know why it doesn't
everything is 50 okay done now how to just escape I don't get it
It's like not setting it to what I 50 total 70 oh wait it is never mind
I have to actually check them out
uncommon uh selling an increase your tip by a hundred
I don't know what you're wanting yet.
Not sure.
I didn't even say guess how much something is is a little...
I should make it so you can just quick adjust it.
Instead of going into a menu, that's not going to happen though.
Yeah, you're just going and adjusting.
Honestly, you need to adjust prices, this kind of potato.
But it's a mechanic.
Yeah, you press G only if they bought it before.
You have to unlock the G.
It populates it?
If they know.
Or if you've sold it before.
What eyes did he get that?
Okay, so the 58.
91.
Wait, he bought it. Okay. I don't know how much this is worth. Quality... Should I try 400?
Who's buying that? Actually, fuck that. I'm gonna go to a thousand. I don't know.
That might be cheaper shit.
I have nothing else he's mad but he bought it don't play me bro you're the
fucking you're the materialistic fuck you're the one buying this shit
Solved it to cheap.
Really?
This thing's blinking like I have loot in it.
in it. He's pasting it's like ah f***ing I just love collecting random sh**. Yeah, that was actually a lot of stuff I sold.
Oh! Oh!
What if it really wants to eat us? Is it on please? Just saying.
Whoa.
And this vault, come the vault,
has opened your treasure awaits.
A rare book of spells made to help traders.
For the blob, it's not just any book, it's an immersion grimoire.
Grim what? It's an ancient question of secrets of merchants.
Like a guy!
Start of the book clearly wants to help us.
Stick fortresses away to make your goods worthy in your trades.
Blow so that you earn more than $50,000.
If you're here, I will open my gates and you choose to run away.
Okay, it wants me to sell shit and it opens up.
I'll be waiting.
Okay.
I'm not here tomorrow, I'll be live Thursday.
No stall going right into state of play to Don Walker.
No stall.
Unless 50 things get announced tomorrow.
There's a new dimension now?
War Dogs I'm skipping till the 10th because there's just so many other games having their
full releases so I'd rather just wait until September 10th I got in the near
area I'm not gonna be live early on Thursday no I'm gonna watch it later
That was a waste.
Actually, a fucking waste.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit, I jumped out!
I
What do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we
For each armored.
I mean I'll leave this here and armor.
Shit.
Get rid of this trash, armor this for now, and then just leave it here no point in doing
anything else. You gotta build the bag.
Oh shit, who's this? Warriors, a merchant.
deal plus or percent damage but take and but taking damage reduces it by five percent
okay just don't get hit don't get hit just don't get hit very nice
Yeah, a ranged build would be interesting.
I'm gonna do a lot of damage with it.
Plus 30 damage, plus 5 attack for each.
Worth.
I might be able to kill the boss.
Fire on fire.
Oh
Shit
Okay, let me see here.
Man.
Wasted.
Double Wasted.
Trash.
The burn.
There's also trash, for now.
Nothing too crazy here.
Got another perk here.
Crit chance and crit damage.
I'll take it.
15% crit, mini-poss.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
There's a fast mini boss.
I mean, it's okay, okay that will make it so this is a lot stronger.
I don't want to burn anything there's nothing I should I want to burn right now
Everything burned. I guess I could it'd be work worthless to burn. I
Just have to hold
If I can burn this shit out of an item it'd be great
Whoa, wait, burn transforms into the relic that burns it.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Oh, both of these would be good.
Wait, wait, quarter burns?
Relics in the same row and gains A for each burned relic.
Interesting.
I think I'm doing this right.
I'm getting rid of all this trash.
I could have made that even stronger, but I failed.
It's okay, Surfer. It's not amazing, but it is a little bit of like, matching everything
together to make the strongest start item.
All attacks plus 30% damage while berserk.
I'm gonna try to kill the boss, but I have no pots.
I
Want
I'm just gonna go all in on the left leg.
A new recipe.
Uncommon rare and epic relics sell for plus 40%
Wait, what the fuck? That seems really good
Is that a permanent or I feel like crafted I wonder
Oh, shit.
Man, what is even happening?
Right.
No!
That sucks.
Let me see let's try DLSS GTA 4.
All right, let me see now.
4 gigabyte. 4 gigabyte.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goodbye.
All right, Chris, I just fucking I just dropped this shit right in.
All right.
Into the GTA four folder.
I'm trusting.
Yes.
I'm trusting.
All right, I did it. It's extracting
Grand theft auto
Giga gigi gigi
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All right, what the fuck is going on here, holy shit.
Do I need to, can I just use the Steam EXE to load in?
Did you extract correctly?
It's all going into the GTA IV folder.
So yes, it's just 20% until it's fully there.
The Steam one.
Steam Maps Common, Grand Theft Auto IV, GTA IV.
Can I stream or can I just straight up load up Liberty City.
I know that's the one I did Christian on it is just hit play it works or do I have to go through.
I already see the crypto, it's mining.
Yes, keep extracting right there.
Oh my god, I see all the crypto. Yeah.
Crypto.
I have to update my graphic drivers for this are you fucking kidding me right now dude is
this shit worth are you kidding me dude what do you mean you knew it
What do you mean?
Buddy, it's a fucking mod, you fuck.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
How do we go?
How do we go? Please just install naturally. I'm gonna take another piss boys. I've been
drinking a lot of liquid today. All right, let this shit install. I'm gonna take a piece
and then we're good.
Let's wrap the do a UAC thing.
That's a sign of diabetes. Ah, not if you're just consuming more drinks than usual. I don't I don't think so
Stalling piece of shit, what are you waiting for?
New invaders are causing screen flickering. Oh boy
And before I break this ship before all the games drop
All right hold up it's going
you
All right.
All right, are you going to play Witcher 3 Remastered
end of September?
It's definitely going to have a very good time to go back.
I would say it depends on what other games are out.
Let's see when we reach the end of September.
I swear my shit is flickering right now. I swear I saw some flickers.
I'm going to pretend those are just just installed flickers.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Alright, let's see what we have.
this instead of just waiting till like tomorrow. Compiling shaders loading enhancements. Worst
GTA in series by far, said no one ever.
Play the biker's DLC with this.
Is the biker's DLC better than Gay Tony's DLC?
How long is the biker's DLC?
It would be a good way to experience new content using this mod.
I wonder if this has my save.
There is no continue button.
Uh oh.
Yeah, Christa Jean, what the fuck is this man? What did you make? What am I? What did I install, bro? What did I install?
What is this shit?
What the fuck is this bloody shirt?
Maybe it needed maybe it just it needed to do that
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I might need to wait for that, but I'm just gonna start it.
What the fuck, man?
What the hell?
I would restarting do anything dude.
What the fuck man?
The only other thing I could think of is,
hmm.
I could verify and then redo it.
I refuse dude, every fucking day this piece of shit
Windows has an update, I'm done.
Oh, this restart is not going to do anything, it's not going to do anything.
There's no way this is fixing it.
Let it happen, let it happen.
If this doesn't work, the only thing I could think of is probably verifying the integrity
and then try to reinstall what you sent me.
Yeah.
Yearly restart? Oh my God, dude.
27. They weren't lying, man.
Have you installed the latest NVIDIA drivers?
Yeah, I did.
Do you have any commands in the launcher?
Are you on Steam from the last time you played or maybe leftover mods?
Did I ever mod this game?
I think I did slightly mod GTA 4, but it was a fresh install.
I don't even remember if I played it on this.
I downloaded some mods for GTA 4, yeah.
But if it was a fresh install, unless it was in like the GTA documents.
Did you use the single click installer?
No, you had to download like three different things.
I don't even remember where you go to install GTA4's mods,
unless you literally drag it into the folder,
but it created a fresh folder
Because, uh, yeah.
It could be randomly co-pilot doing it too.
Maybe I have co-pilot on.
There's a DLSS5 one-click on Nexus mods.
Really.
He says shit restarting six times
Hold up, hold up.
What do you mean fake mod?
How many crypto clients do you have on this computer?
You know what?
Probably a lot.
Okay, I was going to say this piece of shit said it was 100%
I don't think this is going to work.
I don't think it's going to work.
I doubt it.
There's no way to restart, fix it.
no way.
Yvonne Barks Deli, Yvonne-ish.
Yeah, that was the same thing.
Wait, you potentially found the problem?
Oh, really?
I could still try one clicking this.
No, you piece of shit.
Don't do this now, bro.
No, I have to switch my shit off of a fucking restart.
No, dude.
Buddy, you're fucking lying to yourself.
What are you talking about?
Oh my God.
Fuck you.
Hold on.
you
Thank you.
Wow, okay.
Oh, okay.
That was a doozy.
I switched my mouse and like...
Uh-oh.
I switched my mouse and now my computer is literally fucked.
It's actually incredible how that happened.
Holy shit.
No way.
Your device ran into a problem and needs to restart.
We'll restart for you.
Dude, get the fuck out of here.
All I did was pull out a USB for my mouse and put it into my streaming PC and then switch
it back.
Let me see.
Time for $50.90?
Maybe.
you
Oh, my God.
computer just died and somehow resurrected and is still about to die. It just did.
Holy shit, this computer, dude.
How do you remove the USB for your mouse?
And my computer just randomly restarted and it just like fried itself.
And now it's stuck in a boot loop.
It gets to the window screen and then it says your device ran into a problem.
Uh uh.
Thank you.
Yeah, what's the safe mode button again?
F11?
At least my mic works, but I'm on my streaming PC.
It's the gaming PC, so it's isolated.
Stream PC, I found it.
Stream PC would be a pin in the fucking ass.
Yeah, streaming PC would be horrible.
This is still a pin in the ass, but hold up.
I did. I'm like the mouse. It's the windows update. Lots of people's PC fucking up.
Are you talking about like it's GG?
Chat, what is the save mode button?
I forgot, I don't do it often.
It was...
Delete?
F2, right?
you
Hold shift while restarting.
It's preparing an automatic repair.
I can't show you the screen.
I'm not even booted on my gaming PC.
It literally can't even boot into the repair service and it runs into a problem and needs to restart.
Oof.
This is what happened. This is what happened.
I did I unplugged my mouse and it still does it.
It like actually boots into windows and then it blocks free and dies.
Wow.
I didn't take out the hardware that caused it.
of
might need to pick up a new PC from Micro Center or some shit.
No way.
I don't think so. Honestly, it just requires like a Safe Mode SCF scan or some shit.
Yeah, worst case, I just reinstalled Windows, which isn't that bad.
It would technically not be a bad idea.
You're telling me there's no dedicated button to safe mode anymore?
Get the fuck out of here.
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
What if you can't boot?
You're telling me it's not like F2 or delete?
I can get into the BIOS.
I can't get into safe mode.
Yeah, but it's not it's failing even starting up the automatic repair.
Yeah, this my end up being just like needing a straight up nuking of windows.
I'm saying.
Da-da-da-da-da.
Uh, where is this?
Where is this?
Yeah, can't you move into the bios or the safe mode from the bios?
I don't see anything in the MSI shit where you can do that.
I don't think you can.
Yeah, I don't see anything about it.
Dude, I, uh, hold on, preparing automatic repair, get through it, don't error.
Nope, it does, it can't even do what failed fltmgr.sys.
Bro, I can't even get there, it's, it's stuck in the fucking boot loop.
And then it finally gets to Windows and then crashes.
I might have a USB with Windows.
That might be the thing I got to do.
That's unfortunate.
I wasn't expecting that.
That sucks.
Boys, this might be stream,
might be GG until Thursday.
This is now a tech stream.
I'm on the game, PC stuck in a boot loop.
I know.
I might have Windows on.
I used to have a USB stick with Windows on it, but that was like years ago.
I have to do some digging to find it.
on console? Maybe. I kind of find it somehow.
Now.
It's a 90, a Ryzen 9,800 XD.
Really now?
Ah, let me see, hold on.
Uh oh.
I just need to go for a straight up windows reinstall.
I might be the way here.
I see it's not that bad.
Yeah, it takes like 30 minutes.
Get in recovery via USB.
I got to dig around to find the Windows USB.
Okay, let me see.
you do is just hold shift and then press the restart button and it goes right into what do you call it?
Save mode? Shift restart the fuck?
Hold really long. Oh
I think it worked.
No, dude. Oh my God. I think it's completely fucked.
Even on a restart your device ran into a problem and needs to restart will restart for you to stop code reference by point pointer 0x18.
Nice.
Yeah, this is looking like a full restart.
Or.
Reformat.
Yeah, but it tries doing the automatic repair and then it says it runs into a problem trying
to repair.
The USB is going to be the way.
Yeah, I ripped the Concord install.
It's crazy because I get into Windows.
And then it dies here.
Yeah. K mode exception not handled.
Oh, X1E.
It's bad.
Yeah, I might need to, unless I can find my USB, I don't know how else to fix this.
I feel like that is the most non-heading way, because if it's not even booting into
safe mode, I might as well.
What caused it?
I unplugged it.
Wait, let me try something.
If I could do like a scan now, that'd be great.
you
Let me see.
Thank you.
I've called all of the USBs.
Yeah, I took out all of the
USBs and it still does it.
you
I
Yeah
I
Love that boys
That riff Concord, yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, it looks like I'm going to have to, oh, boys.
I need to go on a search for my USB that has windows on it.
It's somewhere. I just got to look a little bit. It's somewhere around here.
Just download one. I know, but I need, I still need to find the USB.
Let me see, I'm still stuck in a boot loop, let me see if it just like fixes itself.
Yeah, what is what is the best CPU?
you right now.
The 99550X3D.
Let me see.
you
Yeah. This is fucked. Yeah, it just keeps failing. I gotta find the USB boys. Hold up.
I have to. This is just stuck in a loop.
Enable secure boot.
I was able to get into the BIOS. I could try, but it's just...
it's like fucking up worse than the usual.
Why would secure boot fix it anyways?
I'm in the BIOS right now.
Thank you.
Yeah, can you door dash a PC?
Let me see.
Fast boot.
I don't see secure boot.
Go to BIOS.
I can't show you guys the screen, I'm in the BIOS.
Okay.
Okay, let me see if this works.
Let me see, let me see.
To try disabling the broken USB from the BIOS.
I don't know what bus it is, unless it's obvious in the BIOS.
The thing is, I disconnected all my shit, so maybe I do need to manually just disable it.
Okay, I was able, I wonder if you guys are going to be able to see the error because I made it into Windows, but not for long.
And we'll fail here in two seconds.
Okay, this is the longest it's worked.
This is the longest it's worked and all I did was shut off fastboot.
I feel like it's a fluke.
That's gotta be a fluke.
Uh-oh, yeah, it died, it died, it's for an Nvidia thing,
just fucking died too, just now.
Yeah, let me try going into recovery mode ASAP.
Hold up, hold up, hmmm.
You just try getting this into safe mode and if it does, I'll go look for the USB.
So you hold shift and restart and it brings it into safe mode.
I'm holding shift, I'm restarting and I'm holding shift.
I'm holding shift.
I'm holding it.
Okay, I have been here before, so I did it right.
I'm on the motherboard splash screen, please wait.
Wow, it made it and then it died. Yeah, I need a new USB. It died in the repair. It's fucked
all it
532 it's fucking dead hold up
hold up, I have a look
All that boys, I got a mute.
you
All right. I think I found it. I think I found it.
Surprise surprise.
The alternative was to book it to Micro Center and get a 5090 PC with a 9980 or whatever the fuck, but nah, if this works, nah.
It's an option. All right, it's an option. Just throw it out there.
I'm not doing it though.
Unless this doesn't work.
Or am I looking? I need to make it so it boots the USB boot.
Oh, the fuck in the BIOS do you make it boot off the USB again?
Forgot.
And she forced it to boot to the USB.
What do you do this shit again?
Boot priority.
I think it's the UEFI USB key.
USB hard disk.
Flash disk UEFI USB hard disk versus
Hard disk USB hard disk
Flash disk
CD USB floppy you if I oh, yeah, this is it okay
I found it, bro. I found it.
I should work here.
You'll need a billion updates.
you
Oh, shit.
Oh shit.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Why would you remove being able to run as an admin from right-clicking run?
You can't do that anymore?
How do you run the CMD as a fucking admin now?
most intuitive shit, what do you do now? You can't right click and do run as admin,
control, shift, enter, hold, shift, and right click. That doesn't do anything. You
You can only open file location.
maybe. I realized I don't have Windows. I have to get a Windows download and reflash
the, yeah, it crashed. I got a reflash. No, it wasn't because of DLSS5. It had nothing
to do with it. It was more like a hardware failure that triggered when I switched.
you