you
You
Oh my god, we are good people
all that fun stuff how are you guys doing chat what up what up people yes indeed
Holy moly, holy moly.
How are you guys doing?
Audio is fixed now.
It's officially fixed.
We're good.
Okay.
We're good, brother.
We're good.
It's gone.
It is good.
We're chilling.
A previous setting is why the intro audio was gotten it was it was a when I was messing
with things actually all good now.
Shari guys doing a how is life I think I'm gonna I gotta finish on a musha man.
I got him and it's good dude with the the scenes are good.
Are you going to watch the GeoGuessor finals?
Oh, shit.
Is the GeoGuessor finals going?
Is it today?
I think I saw last year's.
I did.
Is this semi-finals?
Is it the finals today or tomorrow?
I was going to participate, but there's a scheduling conflict.
I know.
Grand final later.
Don Walker sold a million copies.
Oh, damn.
I wonder if it's a success for them.
That sounds like it.
Bro, it's a good game, dude.
There's definitely going to be a sequel.
It seems like they're which are one.
They just need to establish their fan base and sell it.
They just, they clearly resonates with a lot of people.
The people enjoying it, see the vision and get it.
The next one, they're gonna be way more, you know,
this is gonna be a great benchmark for them.
Shows what the studio is capable of doing.
The exploration map in Chronicles Medieval
first look. I have not seen that. We have here anything else
New
Next week is the Nintendo stuff
Yeah, there ain't there's nothing boys, there's nothing there's nothing
There's nothing yo anyone here figure out
How to make it so your twitch chat doesn't disappear
Randomly it's definitely one of these conflicting pieces shits
What are you guys using? Are you using 7TV or are you using FFZ? What are you guys using?
FFZ only, FFZ only does the trick. Maybe there's like an extension overlap.
I think I downloaded 7TV a while ago because Frank, your FFZ, had was having problems.
I think that's what happened.
Wasn't there like some weird shit that happened and it was like offline or I don't know, some, it was, I don't know what happened.
Something happened.
All right.
I just disabled 7TV and all I have is FFZ.
I think I'm good on the emotes.
Oh, wait.
No.
See now some of my emotes are gone.
Where do I go to enable the emotes that may have actually fixed it?
Last tech issue, I swear.
Inside FMZ plugins.
What am I searching for?
Just like what am I searching for to get these fucking emotes to work?
And the FMZ interface add ons.
Enable seven TV emotes.
That's all you need, right? Not BTTV emotes.
Alright, nice.
And BTTV, should I just add BTTV? Why not?
There we go. Alright, easy clap. I wonder if that was actually what was fucking everything up, because I have like no other extensions.
Steve inventory helper.
There we go.
Nice.
That should do it.
Cool.
Chat we're going, we're going through our emotion bro.
I know Halloween, I heard the game is fucking broken
and then I realized, holy shit,
these were the devs of Friday the 13th,
which was actually, at the end of the day,
a piece of shit game, it was fucking terrible, okay?
So, same devs, literally on brand.
Still fun, I think that's the thing,
the jank, the jank is built into it.
Maybe it's the case of the jank makes it more fun
because it's just like the bugs are hilarious.
Hmm
Yeah, the is the is the jank actually give it flavor. Oh my god, I
Could do a couple of rounds of this brother. I can load up brother. See what's going on, but we got pokemushi is bruh
We got why is my why is my GPU flickering? Why is my monitor flickering right now? Don't do this. Why are you flickering stop?
Why did you just randomly flicker?
I feel like I'm constantly on the cusp of like a
Let's do a couple of rounds of this game
Right now I'm a little vulnerable state. All right, I feel like I'm in the cusp of tech issues. Okay. I don't know what it is
It's never just like a plug-and-play
All right, let me see here.
How ridiculous is this?
How bad are we talking here?
Okay, okay, weird it seemed like everything was lagging there is my computer dying or
is just the game when it loads up. Let's see. Let's see. I was playing war dogs last night
for like two and a half hours.
They just bastardized the IP.
Feels bad.
Wait, they got Ray Reconstruction?
Let's see what we have here.
What are you leveling in War Dogs?
Um, I've been just going around sniping and uh, the helicopter XP kind of peaks because
then you're kind of at the mercy of hoping people die and then they need to pick up.
But isn't there only so many supplies you can deliver?
That's why I kind of wish to- whatever man, I hope somebody literally copies War Dogs and
enhances the shit out of it and ups the scale.
I hope it's like a start of other games copying.
I probably is going to happen.
Um, am I missing? Yeah, what the fuck is that? Why is FSR quality here?
Why is this even here when we have this going?
Random.
Alright, let's see, how is this game?
ill-photic after it again Q I think Mike I think my PC is fucking up you know
This is what happened last time
Hold on maybe I can't tell you yet
The GPU percentage kept going from like 10% to 90 and they kept jumping back and forth in 1978
For 15 years one patient and remain here at Smith's Grove sanitarium under my care
His name no like during gameplay
It seems fine though
Okay back inside everyone
Moving along friends. Let's get back inside where it's warm and dry
I
Love weed let's go Myers. I need you back inside
Tell you what I'm gonna give you a little forest
Well, they have that shine
And like character craters when you add shine in the makeup section
Is it raining
What there's like a blur on his face
I
Know what?
When Michael was six years old
He murdered his other sister on Halloween night
When I was treating him I searched for some I guess they were good at the old regret
but found
I was left with only the certainty that he needed to remain here
lock that for the rest of his life. Oh my god. MacGyler, kill or terrify the orderly.
Yeah, hold up. Is this game optimized? Is that performance problems?
Um...
Unreap! Unreap!
Yeah, that didn't do anything. Oh, shit!
Execution!
Oh!
You gotta do like a skill check, what the fuck?
Use left ship, oh it's a rush for it quickly, I don't know, does this game have bad performance?
Is that one of the complaints?
escaped
me see is there just like a button to optimize the fucking settings or some shit god damn
I don't give a fuck man
over quality plus over quality plus what the hell is this bro who names this shit
FSR Framegen? Wait, it has FSR Framegen, but it has DLSS, but it doesn't have, uh, what the fuck is going on here?
Weird shit.
Bro, yeah, I don't know whatever. Fuck this guy.
They just threw everything into the menu.
I didn't know how wrong they were until it was too late.
That's extreme game.
That looks like extreme gamer back.
way into the lower gate. Shutting up the power box we've got power to all associated electrical
devices part of the structure such as connect lights or whatever the fuck. Okay. Move! Move!
I got it.
Okay.
Try open the gate.
Are you kidding me, you piece of shit?
Are you kidding me, bro?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, this is crossplay, right? It better be. Okay, if it's scuffed content, it better
be fucking cross play 14k in game oh my god
Let them wander around
Sure, it's like the tutorial you're right you're right agreed someone mod that guy
Okay. Let's see. Multiplayer characters matchmaking. I'm going. Chosen, roll, none. Oh, so I can't
play killer. Estimated time. Can I play him? Chosen, roll, killer. Okay.
chillin' in my brah?
Boipe a volume input.
All right, I'm probably good on that. Wait, killer roll, what do the tokens do? Is it just like a priority to the killer?
Oh, it's, oh, it's priority? Okay.
bro let me be and I'm gonna be a tutorial killer and then everybody else can feel good
for beating me okay because they're gonna think they're fucking better but I just don't
know what I'm doing
all killers suck at the moment speak for yourself buddy Michael's story dude that's
That's insane though. I remember actually talking a lot of shit to the Friday the 13th Debs when it came out too. It was so bad.
You could tell it was just a piece of shit. I even remember.
Same fucking Debs bringing it back. Who is giving these motherfuckers the IP?
Who?
Who owns Halloween and Friday the 13th?
I thought this game was gonna be good some of like the small previews I saw I thought I was I was like
Oh shit wait, they had this might be a good game. Nope. Oh
Wait, you can see all the cast we saw this in the video
Loadouts you can edit the loadout
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait, hold on, how does this work?
Tints?
Oh!
Got a cue.
Ha ha.
Hiya, what up, hiya, how you doing?
Hiya, can you hear me?
Yo, can you hear me?
Chad, what's the push-to-talk button?
What the fuck?
What, B?
Oh, he is not it.
One Steam user versus four PlayStation nationers.
That's the thing.
Console gamers are hilarious, man.
They're the ones that actually go to GameStop and buy shit,
OK?
They're the ones that go to fucking Disney and just
buy games, even though they can't afford them, OK?
But at least they play them.
I'm not sure.
What? Hey, can you hear me? Hello? Yeah, I look sexy and green, don't I?
Oh, yeah, can you hear me, bro? Yeah, we can hear you.
All right. I don't know. I was versing the PlayStation Nation.
I
Wait no, I was gonna say wait, okay fine stock execute kill special targets for extra points
Dude the tutorial ran like shit this actually at least runs better
Okay, hold on.
Okay, true, true.
Blackout ready to use.
Oh shit, I can travel fast as hell with that.
Oh, okay, it's a pretty long CD.
Yeah, that seems very strong.
What?
Chat, we may...
Might need to actually... should have maybe done the tutorial.
This is the tutorial.
Stock?
Overstock?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Looks like you build that weird hydration thing.
I can hide inside?
What the fuck?
Alright.
Sure, man.
Alright.
Literally, these are different sounds or something.
I
Y'all what's up? Oh shit
Shelly Kelly
No, there's dude, there's there's NPCs that's not a player
I wonder if I should just kill random people too.
Maybe I should.
I'll let her go.
Let me see.
Yeah, I should have done the tutorial.
This is actually, uh, I failed.
I failed.
Cut the phone line.
Punch through.
Very convincing call.
Oh, so the police can show up too?
God damn, man!
Okay, y'all hold on. There's like a 20 different things
Okay
All right, I'm gonna start I'm gonna head towards different targets. What is this right here? Oh
I think this is a place I can execute
All right, let me see let me go here
So I think I can stalk her just
Wait, special target Richard.
I don't think that's the right Richard, but maybe.
Maybe.
too close? Ah boys, we're doing the tutorial after this. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy moly.
Special target Richard Guild. Oh my god. What the fuck is that? Is that a shadow? Oh my
Oh my god, is that his soul?
That's a bug!
Richard now follows you around forever.
The left click and the right click?
I guess it's like a heavy a hit or something.
Level 1 stock required, so you level up your stocking as well, so it's not always just
about killing.
Whoops.
Yeah, you have to stock them to get a shit ton of points.
Overstock? I swear this is a player. Maybe it debuffs them if you stock them a shit ton.
I wonder if they can see me doing this.
Hey yo!
What up people?
Slow down!
Just wondering what you're doing here.
What do you do there, Mods?
What do you do there?
Yo, Wombie? Wombie Wombie?
Wombie Wombie, let's go!
Who's fighting? Who's fighting?
Hit me again. Hit me again. Hit me again. See what happens. Hit me again. Your friends
are gonna help you. Your friends are helping you. Hit me. Your friends are helping you.
I see you I see you I'm leaving I'm leaving guys actually that hurt
I don't know fucking now. Why does that have a bike?
You caused this you did this
You did this oh my god
This store owners dying is his bloods on your hands. All right, it's a police officer
You did that
I don't know if I killed him!
Where is it?
There it is!
I don't know why you guys are hanging around me.
you know I have a knife Michael what the f**k is wrong with you how do you know my name
how do you know me how do you know that's my name
I'm just a guy with a knife
alright I'm bleeding how many did
I'm going this way
What the hell could she get a rest
Then I'm so lost
All right, I'm sorry I'm leaving
Just gonna shut the electricity off
I'm gonna be real right and not through the tutorial right this fucking killer has like 50 things he needs to do, okay
You're good at surviving
Tell me cuz I don't know what I'm doing
Show me how to survive go go survive. All right pretend. Let's see if you survive
Hit me I
I know you're relying on auto-aim.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, dude.
I'm relying on auto-aim?
Yeah.
Get away from me.
Hit me. Hit me. Shoot then. Shoot. Shoot.
Okay! Okay!
Okay!
Fuck you, Michael!
Michael!
Don't stab me.
Ow!
I'm okay, I'm okay, that actually didn't hurt, yeah what was I did as I'm holding Veeve and
a random E execution popped up.
W fucking, alright my bomb done fucking around.
Yeah bro show me where you exit, I'll walk you to the exit, alright I'm leaving too.
I'm walking to the tutorial bro.
Fuck this shit, I'm leaving.
You get XP, I don't, and then I'm gonna figure it out.
We'll verse each other and you're dead next time, for real.
It's right there.
Where?
Oh yeah, you can just leave right here?
Oh my god.
That's what you, yo, Michael!
What?
I think I'm gonna leave!
All right, you can leave, you can leave, come on.
Open it up.
Open it up, open it up.
Isn't this your friend, Taker, with you?
Oh my god, this takes a lot of my gold.
oh there you go bring her with you that was your friend tell me he needs more
vocabulary yeah tell me he needs to open up a dictionary you don't get it like a
or some shit. He keeps spamming the same word.
I hope he can hear you. I would love him if he can hear you.
Alright man, good luck bro. Good luck. Get in there. Go tell him. Get in there.
Take the bike. Take the bike. Drive the bike down there. Drive the bike.
There's a whole road.
There's a road down there.
Ah
I
Not real
Yeah, is the other guy gone how about this yeah lead me to the other guy is the other guy your friend
Wait, oh you're real oh shit. I thought you were an NPC. I thought you're an NPC
Back up! Back up! Back up, man!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back!
Is anyone out there?
Why would you save him? Why would you save him?
You can't do that.
Because it's not nice, Michael.
You should know.
No!
I told you to leave, bro. I told you to leave, man. I told you to leave.
My friend can still come back. I want you to kill him again.
I can't tell if you can break this.
I think if they see you, you can't break it. It's like one of those, but they can maybe see you.
I'm trying to get the fuck out of here. Someone is too close.
Oh, yeah. You do need a LLS. Okay, yeah.
Can I go through here?
Yeah, pretend you don't see me I'm gonna farm XP off you ah hey really really really
Okay. Okay.
I feel like I gotta kill NPCs.
Oh yeah, you have to. You stock and kill NPCs,
and it levels up your blood perk or whatever.
I have three stars.
It's like GTA.
Stocking gives you XP too.
Relax relax it's the Heimlich.
Yeah, you turn the camera off! You turn the camera off! You turn the camera off!
Where you going with that? Where you going with that?
Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? Where you going?
All right, you guys are bullying me. I'm leaving
First I'm shutting the electricity off then I'm pressing this
Okay, and I'm leaving
Stop watching me. Stop
oh you motherfucker okay let's go let's go
really really where's your ammo let him die bro let him die
Oh
Come a little closer come a little closer
Dude there's an downed execution you can do yo guy get the coffee shooting you
Let me help you how dare you bro. Why would you do this?
Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't save the dog.
You drinking beer.
I hope this shit doesn't.
Don't save the dog.
Ah, you tried. You should have saved him.
That's not you, man. My fingers flipped.
I was trying to hurt him a little bit.
Okay, so that breaks it completely.
Okay.
Come on, come on.
listen listen come on come on come on come on
and then it and then it
i'm leaving yeah this is messed up you're messed up you're messed up
already already
Yeah, this is like an XP farm for you guys
What is this? Oh a broken bat. Can I throw this should I?
Oh
Wait baby baby baby baby baby
When does it appear?
Arrest me
I'm taking it with me.
Are you kidding?
Take it with you, you're not resing it.
You're not resing it.
nah
what the fuck
oh it's
bro I'm ass bro
I'm missing a skill attack bro
I don't know what the fuck I was doing
I can't, I can't missing a skill attack
I can't tell you but it looks fun
I can't missing a skill attack bro
I'm fucking terrible
no bro you ass
bro that's it we're going to have too fast
that's just an L1 X R1
that's it, prime me bro
Yeah
Alright, how the fuck do you play this guy chat? Where do you do the tutorial for Michael?
Like I you gotta figure out the flow you can't anymore that was it
it. The prologue was literally the tutorial.
I watched the tubers. Might have to watch the tubers.
Come on, man, man, man.
Chats, someone find it for me.
I don't see it.
Oh, wait, I found it.
All right, so welcome back guys.
And well, bye.
This is story equals tutorial.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Ravage.
All right, I did this.
So he could shut the electricity off.
I figured that out.
What does stalking actually give you?
Reach the back of the wagon and it's detected.
Okay.
It's not a two hour tutorial.
What?
Ah, get the hell out of here!
Ah!
Think you just go around just killing shit and you're like health goes up
So the more you kill the more your health goes up or you can go the stock route
And get your stock level up
Like I already I saw this
Okay, shape jump is the cue button that I've been using.
And then... yes.
It's not a two hour tutorial.
not. I'm looking more for like why you want what you get XP for stocking but like I wonder
if it loud noise ping high level stock levels and we can the victim and mark them for much
longer making them much easier to chase track and kill this also gives a much higher bonus
of the kill score. Oh so just the longer you stalk them the higher the XP. I wonder if it gives
them like a debuff like it slows them down. But you can stalk the NPCs as well so it's kind of like
You pie noted I saw that you pop the little QTE's
Give you a little boost and then you can overstock to like level three
Oh yeah, all these different icons are different ways to kill them on the level.
Just take the cash, it's in the register.
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa
ok brudda ok brudda
oh yeah ok
that's where the cops get called so you have to cover
up your crimes of killing all the NPCs
all the different abilities i don't think they show you but it's like one of them is power
The other is a radar so you can just like see everybody. I'm not sure what his first ability does
Whoa holy shit three teeth what the fuck bro that was like this streamer trying to make it squad
It was three TT three verse three TTVs
God damn
Shit all right
All right, this is how you play this game boys all right
Little mouse
We're going for
NPCs first
Gonna shut this shit off now
So I can stock them to get more XP.
How's this not stocking right here?
I'm just gonna kill this guy straight up.
You did not notice.
Oh shit.
the lady spotted me. What the fuck? Is that a player? How am I, how am I not getting
Stock XP for this
Wow, okay wait wait wait wait it was a joke it was a joke
What
Random NPCs have items to escape.
I just lost to an NPC. You're kidding.
All right, so you kill random NPCs.
Oh shit, and then I gotta actually dump the bodies too.
Pin body? What the fuck? Okay. I guess we're not hiding it. I guess we're not hiding it.
Bro, it's the game, dude. What the fuck? It's not my fault. I don't know.
Oh, shit. Top has arrived to investigate? I was not even around that area.
All right, there's a lot of shit going on over here
Can I pass through here?
Sorry, I just saw something
Dude, if I fucking right click again into the middle mousing, I swear to God.
What are you doing what are you doing oh god who's who who's who
Who's that your boy oh god
Technically doesn't it technically more stars means more aggressive NPCs so you can
Level one stock required
Oh
Are you done?
Oh my
Did the NPCs team up?
Why are you trying to open that again, what are you doing?
It's nice that we're all bad at this.
It's actually nice.
Let me try to get full stock on this person.
Just to save.
This is definitely a player.
What is the highest level?
Three is the highest and it looks like it slows them down.
What the fuck is this reticle?
Yeah, she just keeps running her ass off.
What am I supposed to do here?
Wait, dead end?
Excuse me, this is my house.
Why did you throw that?
Why did you do that?
Why?
Oh no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't do that!
Oh, a dead-end idea!
Actual player actual player. I was actually looking for a place you can if there there's like
Executions that are more around the area
We're not gonna hide it we're not gonna hide
Oh you can go through these. Oh, only in this form you can go through those. Okay.
That was a random police officer.
She gives you a decent view of where everybody is.
I'm not trying to open that anymore.
I'm farming XP, bro, we're farming!
Alright, how the fuck do I find these other people?
There's a guy in there, but that is not it's just like a random NPC
It's a steam lobby, bro, they're playing this shit like it's the next fucking e-sport
Hop some players they just play for fun
Edgar Howard escaped all right. I gotta play the bra I gotta play a survivor I
Gotta play I gotta play a survivor
Sony Plonies Sony Plonies
Okay, where my manners where my manners
Where my damn manners
More cops have arrived
The bubble
Random MPC
Yeah
There's others here
Yeah, I'm just gonna kill them all just to like power up
Where did she go dude? She was like right here one of them was right here
It's completely disappeared
Yeah, she is so fast. I might catch it up to that
What I thought this guy escaped no
not that close please
don't get close to me and execute me please
What's your plan bro?
What's your plan dude?
Wait, those were both of the players dude, no one knows what the fuck they're doing
in this game.
Ain't nobody know what they're doing right now
Everybody the killers are confused the fucking the survivors are confused
Can you hide them in the cars, let me see ow
I can't tell if they can see this. It looks like he's tracking it. Can I hide in here?
Shrats
He has no idea this he's moving like a player I
See you I see you you did the remote reach. I see you
Stop moving if you can hear me
Okay
Can I get like a right dude what the fuck even is this man okay too close you have to
like anticipate it so you they run into you all right where you going bro where
Where you going? I'm getting LOS-ed.
Let's see.
Don't tell me this is the escape!
Oh really? Oh really? Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
No!
Don't get close to me and execute! No! I'm farming XP. Don't kill me.
Don't get too close!
Don't get that close and the actor hear me and then the game's over!
Yeah!
Buddy, on piece?
Are you kidding me, bro?
While being on PC!
Buddy, on peace? Are you kidding me bro? While being on PC!
How?
Oh my god, oh my god...
What's the plan here? What's the plan?
You have ammo?
You do.
Alright, I'm gonna play a survivor now.
What is going on here dude?
What even is this absolute potato shit?
Who is still alive in this?
Yeah Richard and Lydia skip the two-hour tutorial
Yeah.
Classic!
1 point, 0.5 point!
I totally wasted that.
Where are these fucking NPCs?
My vision is not showing me anything.
Oh, there's a guy all the way down here.
Bam-bam!
Oh, you're an officer, dude?
Aw man!
Ow.
Dude, I thought you were the guy!
I thought you were the dude!
Texas Chainsaw was so much better.
Uh, yeah, now after playing this,
Texas Chainsaw actually,
even though it had its flaws,
actually was better.
Even though it was shit,
It was way better of a loop
At least they like it was something different this I don't know
You know at the same time
The problem with a Halloween game is it's fucking Halloween dude
You're only gonna have one killer. It's not even that deep of a fucking character
He just walks fucking slowly stalks and then just like has a knife and then maybe does brutal executions like what what are you?
What what else are you gonna act?
That's why I dead by daylight is like
They have so many killers you're gonna you can't just like keep expanding
Michael Myers and Halloween and
Make it a full-blown $60 a game like what the fuck if they had like a story like an actual
good story
Like a full production story mode with a multiplayer tag-down sure but like
This is just it's fucking Halloween. It's Michael Myers. He's like a DLC. He's DLC deep
It's 40 bucks it's still it's still pretty DLC deep
Silver and Global and Silver and Counter-Strike. Silver and Counter-Strike.
Ehh. Ehh.
I'm sorry. No, you're not. No, you're not.
You're a Global Elite. Did you come closer, you're a Global Elite?
I can tell.
I can't quite see it. If you come closer, I can tell it for Global Elite.
A little closer, bruh.
Like your friend here. Like your friend here.
Ah! Ah! I don't feel anything because you're too far.
There it is, mother f*****g!
Typical silver player.
I can't tell if they're actually falling for it,
because there's no way they know that's a mechanic
if you get close to the killer.
It doesn't warn them.
Everyone's potato.
How are we doing now Richard and fucking Lydia dude where are these two or Linda how does
it end I have to kill it okay it's broken down into two objectives I have to kill the three
special targets I have to kill and then I don't know what the fuck the other shit is
I have to kill NPCs and then also kill the players.
And they keep like respawning.
Ah, Richard!
Yeah, I think you just actually have to kill everybody,
is the whole point of the killer.
Because the special targets can escape as well
All right, let me see let me see I won
I think it's more like Dead by Daylight where it's kind of like you're you can win
Technically without killing everybody
Depends what you count
If you kill 3 NPCs at AFK, you technically can always win.
I guess I'll play in this guy
Survivor POV.
Okay, search for items, use phones to call the police, save special targets, find a way to escape.
I
Fuck
My joint are you fucking kidding me? What am I doing with this the worst time to get high?
What I mean I found it
What I found it though, I think I'm supposed to call the police as well to say that
Oh
Is this what causes the green shit
Oh my god, it's a left and a right click holy shit
This is the game's generators.
All right, sure.
I'm gonna have a lot of here.
Dive, open.
Yeah, let me just...
Okay, so these moves...
That joint fucked me up,
but it like gave me a weird buff.
So I can go find the special targets
and save them to some degree.
I noticed a lot of people looking for having guns
A beer all right this guy's just partying now
Maybe I can open all of these
Pelt spray
check this out.
Jail wait wait wait-
Help me!
This game just fucking changes the EF and R on the fly.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I drank too many beers. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
Oh!
No! Wait! Wait!
You piece of shit!
Oh, no, no, wait! Wait!
I'm gonna do it again fuck this guy fuck this guy but I'm thinking that fuck a bike
Ryan, what the fuck is that guy doing?
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Oh, shit!
Oh, please, bitch!
Ah!
Fuck!
Oh, shit!
Wait!
Oh, get shit up, brown!
Get shit up!
Ah!
Oh, I'm on an accelerator!
Please!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit.
guys there's a killer oh shit oh shit that in guys there's a killer there's a killer
in the town there's a killer in the town there's a killer in the town oh fuck I
know you're around here bro I know bro I know you don't scare me man
y'all there's a killer there's a killer you gotta go you gotta go oh this is
bike you stand buddy buddy buddy at this point let me guide you out of the city
okay this way follow me this way already bro already yo he's around here he's
around here oh shit not again yeah he threw something I'm calling the police
I'm calling up
Shit oh shit
Come on man, come on dude.
Don't miss, don't miss.
Don't miss.
Ahhhh.
buddy at this point man I don't know what to tell you dude all my friends are
gone you fell for the bait buddy you fell for the bait this is an e-bike
there's no stamina I'm chillin brah you gotta learn to run now man
Okay, hold on, I gotta, I gotta escape, I gotta escape, he's got a rage quit, holy shit,
this game's so ridiculous.
All right, he's on use the storm cellar to escape. What is that symbol over there?
Did everybody I see escapes from here
Oh no.
Alright, don't mind if I do.
Mediocre Escape.
Okay.
They didn't even animate the escape, you just stand over it.
The Lion King.
Alright, let's see, let's see.
How does this guy do it up?
What the fuck?
Why is he getting hit with 1,000 QTEs?
This guy's playing DDR on his screen.
He's playing Osu.
Oh, is this me?
Oh, wait, what the fuck?
What does this do?
I hear you.
I'm coming as fast as I can.
What does that even do?
Oh my God, dude.
I thought these were his QTEs. Am I giving my teammate buffs as I do this?
Yeah, no one's reaching that dude.
Looks like he might get... If I fill the bar, he gets like a card that maybe gives him a item.
It probably gives him an item.
What was the other game that did this?
Wasn't there, didn't the Killer Clown game
do something like this?
Killer, yeah, the Killer Clown game was pretty fun.
Hey, yeah, can you hear me?
He just actively used the perk I gave him in real time.
There it is boys.
Just like this game, the Killer Clown game,
you know had its flaws,
but it was fun for a while.
It's always fun in the initial weeks
because it's fresh to everybody.
But I swear they're always flawed.
Buddy, is that, buddy.
if you guys not even playing the game anymore
focus on the objective officer you fuck
we're gonna buff this shit out of him so yeah everybody does the QTE we're gonna
buff this shit out of this guy so he's stronger than Jason
There you go. More police presence.
Both of them.
Or Michael, not Jason.
Motherfucker, whatever, bro.
Players in match?
Oh, wait. What the fuck?
Two other players? Oh, here we go.
What's this guy doing?
I'm trying to also see-
Oh, okay.
Wow.
Miss.
Come on, brother!
Oh my god, I thought she was like peeing behind a tree. What the fuck?
That was so weird. She was like peeing on the tree it looked like.
Was she?
He's randomly healing an NPC. Buddy, are you playing the Sims?
This guy loaded up thinking this is Stardew Valley.
Can I leave?
I escaped.
I'm leaving.
I'm going to escape the lobby.
Are you sure you want to leave?
I mean, I escaped.
I did my, I did my task.
Bro, like I was like inspecting the whole damn level.
No XP?
Are you serious?
The sip's kinda fun.
You're supposed to respawn as police.
Yeah, let me try this time.
Let me see, let me see.
That last one was just funny messing with the killer.
I'm gonna try to play the objectives here.
Hi, guys! Can you hear me, alo?
Can you guys hear me, alo?
Hello?
I just got this on the Switch, too.
What?!
Inconceivable.
He comes from Germany.
What?
I think one is in the other side.
Is that real?
Go to the dog!
Must max it in!
Alright.
Really? Okay.
Alright, search items, use phones.
So it looks like you want to...
Oh, crouching? Okay.
interesting okay so when you're moving like this any NPCs moving the killer
sees the orange or now you see is like the weird blue the teal and then orange
is like movement through oh this takes a while through like doors and shit
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
I was just looking!
Oh my god.
Yo, that 3.5 second perk is so good.
are the blue splashes on the map does that mean that those are
civs I gotta save in the houses use bulk cutter yeah the houses have so much
shit and mom I just got like fully geared and baseball shotgun shells
I'll talk I don't know what you think it's not what you think
Oh shit.
You tried.
Oh shit!
Dude, are you kidding me?
If you sprint and F he shoves, but you have to stop sprinting and hit F to close and open
the door.
Okay.
No, it's E dude, it's E. I'm getting, I'm just bad, I'm just fucking bad.
I'm getting hit with the fucking E F bullshit.
I'm just going to kill me.
No, what?
Dude, it literally says cancel throwing.
Dude it literally says cancel throw
Okay, let me see here
Yeah, maybe it blinds him in his vision, I don't know
go through another door fuck no brother we're going back in I could have been
me I'm trying to find a gun fire poker nothing no one have more beer I think the
pop give me like a sprint boost oh first aid kit a lockbox code there's a
lockbox in the other house across the street do I go get it flashlight
battery firecrackers pistol rounds oh good it says oh is the phone upstairs oh
Oh my god, wait, this house has two phones.
Upstairs.
Bolt cutters, I don't have those.
Alright, I got the lockbox code downstairs.
We don't get the cops over here.
How can we be of service?
Look, it's urgent.
Help now, and we'll talk later.
I don't want to die.
There we see officers are in the area.
OK, that makes us so there's more NPCs slowly.
Three of the special targets are still alive.
I literally don't know where the blue card was.
I saw it, and now it's gone chat.
I have short-term memory.
Wasn't it not then I literally looked right at it
P for powers
How did you know I had that how often can I use this?
Oh, it shows on the bottom left
Yeah, where is it open cabinet doors, bro? I swear I saw it and it's gone. Oh my god. It's right there
I'll be back. I'll be back.
Really? Really? Okay maybe this does a shit ton of damage. I can call the police
again on the safe phone now.
Yo!
Hey, uh, what up?
Are you lost?
I'm lost.
Are you lost?
You're lost, I can tell.
She's lost.
I'm going to try to find these people.
Oh a bike!
Halloween Halloween
I want to save one special target hey stop hey hey
Stop!
Fuck I
Tried brah I tried I
Tried brother tried
You got this man fuck me up fuck me up burning
You tried you tried three point turn buddy three point oh fuck oh I'm faster
down hill I'm faster
please me
oh shit
let's go
Oh we're doing this again bro?
We're doing this again bro.
You didn't learn your lesson.
Alright fine, fine.
What's the plan here?
Let me back it up.
Oh that makes me feel something.
Do you have another one of those?
Do it again.
Do it again bro.
Do it again.
Oh my god.
Whoa.
Oh no.
Don't make me run your ass over dude
What it's not over how you spot as a police officer
Police Respawn available.
Yeah but this just gives you a card maybe it gives you a Respawn card.
Oh, it's just a chance you get it.
So you save them by finding them and guiding them to the exits.
You literally escort the special target NPCs to the exit you find so you can escape together
bonus points I'm trying to respot as police I don't know how oh shit oh shit yeah she's
It's not enough
Execution animation
She did
Yeah, I'm just gonna like farm these cards. I watched the previous Halloween movie not the latest
Are you dead?
Yes.
Oh, man.
It's really hot.
Why, this game released in September and not October?
You know what it should have? It should have.
We're a month early.
You're definitely a bit of a month early here.
Oh no.
Can I save him?
Nope.
Big money, brainie!
October is when all the Christmas games come out. I know it's just called Halloween, you know, so it's got a like
You know it's Halloween respawn as police available how
Yeah, how do you spawn as a police officer is it what you got a
Card you know those. Yeah the cars. It's like random
the only one who says police respond available so it is it is just a part
it is remember when you're a police officer you do not escape your only job
is to kill Michael I think I just slow him down yeah because if you as a
police officer escaped then you are taking the space that the residents and civilians need you know
yeah also like who would want to like sit in like a waiting screen you know
and all right it's like come on oh 65 chance escape discovery she might actually escape
She might with that purr also I hid the last um I
I hid the resident in a car
So now I'm not sure if Michael ever is gonna find her. Oh, you can do that. It's fine
She's looking for an exit
playing with dev maybe this guy just likes the game where others see it as
jank he's been waiting for this shit okay he's interested in the mechanics
you think about that pal huh give it to me music the fan huh once I'm just gonna
a pure roll crate, shall I hold it?
Oh
I don't know what's going on here I think I think the killer is AFK
Yeah, wait, I might we're forced
Real hero
So I got a chewy bar chill
Yeah, I know what the stalking did oh my god, he actually found her he found this it
Oh, no, now she's dead.
Wow.
Game over.
Wow.
What even happened?
Wow.
Incredible.
Wow.
We're chilling here, boys. We're chilling here.
Little low, little scuffiness, little ha ha he he he he.
Why are you here?
Come on.
You got your little hi-hihaha's in here.
I would play some war dogs.
But we got to play some Onimusha, brother.
Okay.
Yeah
Where is this right here now is great yesterday, I left it a great part where I stopped
I'm 50 50 on sub Sunday tomorrow depending on the votes if not, I'm gonna beat this game and play war dogs
How's this battery at 5% it's plugged directly into USB bro
What are you saying right now
What do you think a Halloween I wish it was better than what I played
Is that low just like stuck there?
How is the battery low if it's connected right to the computer?
Oh there we go.
a bug? Do I just restart? Okay. New PC, new bugs. Need to charge your computer maybe.
Okay, now all the sound, the sound is good now, everything works.
Damn, this game dude, how, dude, oof, it's like fun to an extent, honestly, I'm sure
you could argue I didn't play that much, but the loop, I just didn't feel like queuing
again.
Yeah, what you have to do is is kind of boring
The tasks involved are boring plus like I said inherently the killer is just like right you what you do
Are you really gonna play 50 hours of just playing fucking Michael only?
Michael only
It's like I like Halloween, but like come on
Texas chainsaw had bad variety they could bring in
That a variety cast I left I at a very interesting part in the game. Well, I mean it was like an emotional part
There's a bunch of different things I can do right now, but I might just continue through.
I think I got all my upgrades I have to enhance.
Double two clothing are way more points as well.
Basic skills reflex power of reflex combos power of isn't attacks.
You can do a double issen, bow charge, detection, frozen and fear enemies.
Oh, this is nice.
Absorb, oh, this was always annoying.
This got me killed.
Now you can absorb while attacking.
That's actually so nice.
Oh, two charms.
Oh shit, two charms.
I have a new coat.
This looks like a twitcher drop. I refuse.
Um, I need to... shh, shh, shh. Okay, I can do... I need a second charm, though.
I can probably actually go back to the castle...
Um, and do some stuff here.
Rukodu. Rukodu.
How fun is this? Worth the price?
You know what man? I think a lot of it comes down to how much uh, it depends, bro. It depends.
It's a 60 dollar game, bro. Ask yourself, do you want to play a single player? Are you the type
a person who finds satisfaction in spending what, $60, $70 on a single player game that
might be 20 to 30 hours long and then you still find it satisfying knowing you're not
going to beat it again and you're going to put it down after the first play through,
you know?
Uh, would I say this is a 10 out of 10?
No.
Is this a must play?
Right now, no.
But I am very much enjoying it.
I wouldn't classify this in the must-play category.
It's really good at what it does,
but it's not like a must.
I'm very, I'm enjoying the,
see, honestly, the bosses are awesome.
The boss models are probably the greatest part
about this game.
Yeah, the boss models are the best part of this game.
It's like they popped off with the detail and the design.
Yeah, so they're so good.
It's like how HD they make the models feels unique.
Now I happen to know a place that sorely needs tidying up.
Take care of that and you will surely find the piece you need.
You're pretty pushy for Monk, but whatever.
I'll see what I can do.
Clear space, clear mine.
Let me see here, a new story.
That starts a new story.
I think it does not follow here.
lights in a night sky, chance encounters, the lights vengeance.
Let's stick with this for now.
Yeah, some of the side characters you have to actually read.
Oh yeah, that's up there.
Why do I climb up here this way?
Shit boy.
Power nice little chest
Okay
Helpful to us
Yaku
Careful kid hang around in a place like this and you might get eaten by monsters
But my daddy he's not back from kiyomizu dera temple yet
That was so good.
What about your mother?
Mummy died a long time ago.
Oh.
And so, well, in any case,
you need to find a safer place to wait.
What do you want, Murasaki?
Kiyomisu Dera Temple is that. I smell danger coming from that way myself.
Damn it, I worked myself to death purifying that place. Can't anything just stay fixed?
Head for Kiyomisu Dera Temple. Isn't this a side quest? Progress, mysteries of Kyoto, head for
for Chance Encounters.
It's not, this is main quest.
Wait, is this main quest?
I guess it is main quest.
Shrine Grounds, Nijo, Kyoto Imperial Palace.
New pond.
I'm going here the approach for Kiyomizu I was right of course an intense
hunger hatred even hanging in the air here if left alone this will surely
create powerful malice how the malice look for the boys father where's your
dead one let's see what we have straight way it must be you'll just feel
for the corporate shit how do you play again
No challenge!
The Issen attack is 50-50.
The deflect is the most powerful move in this game.
Is this game better than Mortal Shell?
Yes it is. I would say Mortal Shell's first 10 hours were so good but after that it
was a lot of copy-paste mobs and then the final boss sucked ass. And the story
The gist of the story was good and that was it.
The premise of the story was cool, but that was it.
This game is more interesting.
Story wise.
What do you want?
I'm looking for someone.
You're not that someone.
I'd like you to leave.
I said leave, quickly, your remuissance.
What you're looking for is your victim, isn't it?
Anyone would notice your bloodlust.
Don't!
Don't be ridiculous.
That's a nonsense.
This is why I hate samurai.
Okay, bro.
Are you scared, you motherfucker?
He left.
I hate samurai
Okay, bro. I'll use the schedule motherfucker. He left in a hurry
Not sure what's going on we'll just have to follow him and figure it out
There's so many third-person games coming out I will gladly compare to each other
You know why? Because half of them try to be...
We played so many. If you want to say this is an action RPG, well then you can compare this to fucking Wukong.
This is definitely, um, yeah.
Sure. Our God of War?
Oh yeah, we're back here.
Mmm, God of War is way more grand.
Sekiro is it's own beast.
Oh, you can't wait, huh?
I was building isn't
Attack when he's about to attack all you do
I definitely swung as it was coming down
Very dangerous
Hmm
So we have here
Okay, buddy, okay
Interesting I have to clear the same mobs as earlier
We've been here before this isn't like a new area. We're just revisiting
the same temple from the beginning. I've now cleared this temple three times. I'm from the demo.
The gauntlet is talking. She's like your companion.
You cannot mute the gauntlet.
Negative.
Alright, let's see...
There's time!
Oh!
Oh my god.
the blue sword looks so nice. I guess the only one of the interesting parts of this game is the
cannon fodder Oni you fight often like they're super filler. Did I just travel to the shrine
in here? Did I? I don't think I even needed to do that.
Yeah, a lot of these games kind of do fall into a little bit of, like, it's always mob diversity.
Oh, yeah, I forgot I can do that now.
I thought that was something else.
I can go this way too.
Oh, LEGO Skyline.
Oh my god.
I really hope whoever is making LEGO Skylines, they like make phone calls to retired Mac
Max's devs. For one last to uh, what the hell? Wait, isn't this the dad?
Oh, my revenge. Oh, I'll have it. Hey, hey, calm down.
Twitch died? What? Revenge. Revenge for what?
Sashimi
The Sashimi
We're done.
Another pulse.
Here it comes.
Whoa.
Oh
That guy just followed me all the way
Oh, that was a waste.
I think it's done yeah twitch might be broken right now check the door you open there it
as man you happy dude my brother was murdered he came here to study said
wanted to be a priest but some samurai named gun you put a sword through his
neck all stage gonry you kill them in an instant yep you gotta put him down
He's crazy.
I thought if I waited here, he might come back.
I might have a chance to avenge my brother.
My brother?
If it's revenge you want, I'll get it for you.
There's a kid waiting back there.
It's your son, right?
Go get him for something else does.
GENRIU
Twitch is recommending me some multistream with 82,000 viewers.
Oh my god.
a defeated warrior once carved the goddess Kanon into a stone lantern with his fingernails and swore revenge.
Stone lantern where the man was found is the very same one.
It seems the malice combined both the lingering vow in the lantern and the man's own desire
The strength of human passion is inconceivable. Truly, the tale fit for my collection.
Your results speak for themselves, Mrs. Lee. I'll be counting on you for further investigations and lion dog rescues.
I think that's like a forced side quest.
Don't suppose I'm gonna feel it.
I can't fix it.
I would if I could.
And the compensation I provide, is this not a beneficial arrangement for us both?
Until next time.
I'm sure we can return to Rockador Chinnoji Temple, Musashi.
Rockador Chinnoji?
Yeah.
Rockoji Kodami?
I'll go to the other two and figure out how to do Yoshitsune and don't go down
back at the temple your first mystery of Kyoto speak with Takamura
Oh, yeah, okay. That was actually a first a forced side quest
The root of all evil
Let's see it's gone to shrine. This is the main quest now
Oh, this guy's always sitting
I'm not laughing about it anyway, what's our next move?
Well, Cooney is about to tell us
Huh?
They sense a murderous intent
Not far from here something terrible is happening
Oh Cooney?
Again we're on a rampage. I'd go to a hashi bridge
Mmm. I knew the onigait seemed weaker than usual
Let me guess
The murderous presence you mentioned. I recognize it
It reminds me of a monk in Yoshitsune's entourage.
Oh, better be Benkei then. They must have revived him as a genma.
If that is the case, it would be Dojo's doing.
Sashi, Benkei was monstrously strong, even as a human.
Let your guard down and he'll turn you into a meatball.
Benkei?
Is that so?
Giorgio has you perished.
Any idea where he is?
According to Okuni, the Malice around it is extremely thick.
Even if he went there, he would be unable to approach.
What are you saying?
As such, better steal with the source of the malice first. I will guide you.
Purify Toribeno.
Toribeno, let's see.
You get upgrades, but they don't fizz- they don't show it. I have the upgrade. I'm the shoulder pads, but yeah, they don't show it.
Relax.
Hook it up, man, Pear Tax.
Hook it up.
Pear Tax.
Thank you, man.
Aduski beans.
Yummy.
I'm going to go get some more.
I'm going to get some more.
Dooski beans yummy
Yummy, uh-oh, there's another one of these guys
get your hands off of me you never had a chance of beating you
Good stuff, good stuff.
Oh, don't do it, don't do it!
Oh, he's not doing it.
And then you did it.
Impressive technique!
She's always glazing the gauntlets always glazing
Paid gauntlet
The real bank is actually a wild story, what is this lead?
Look I may have actually I may have been in here before I
Swear I killed someone here and had to climb up there or I'm tripping. Yeah, I've been here
Oh god, how do you leave?
Oh, there's a path through here.
Yeah, I was here for a quest.
Very nice!
Let's see.
Whoa!
Shit, it's the Bridges Owls.
It is no cause for concern.
We can call upon the Hinagiko's strike.
Oh, now I can actually wall run.
Well, that's a bit, that's a big upgrade.
Yeah, apparently Twitch died.
you guys are the survivors
you guys are the loss remaining
the final viewers
Oh, okay
This is the end, boys.
It's over, Twitch is officially dying.
It's over.
Whoa.
Interesting.
Whoa! Interesting.
Rose actually in an oni now.
Only 20!
Yeah, let's fight here.
Oh my god!
There it is.
I'll take that right there.
That did not work.
I think I gotta go up this way.
That thing's literally the flower, but apparently...
Uh-oh.
That was pretty clean.
Ow.
Oh my God.
What's your source, Misha?
Phase two, phase two.
Oh, we got flying mobs.
Uh-oh.
There we go.
This guy is always sometimes kind of scary.
See it.
I missed the parry window.
That was perfect timing on his execution.
I
All right nice nice
Is that getting buffed? I think it just got buffed.
Wow, you fight him again and he's easy.
It's one problem solved.
Ah.
Well done.
We should move on now.
We have to do that to progress.
No way around it.
Got to get to the root.
What up?
Roll at me.
Who's doing your first?
first roller who's doing it first
ow oh here we go
anyone doing it again
I'm walking out to a random guy down there, I'm not going to jump down.
I think Twitch is slowly coming back.
Oh my god, double.
Nice.
He's walking over.
Yo, what time here asshole he ate all my shit
Betty with my time indeed let us continue indeed I need to find another charm I
I unlocked a second charm slot.
Probably have to do like side shit.
Heavy restorative.
Seems like they're kind of rare to get.
Seal the Rift 1 of 3.
Press LB while wall running,
you can block while wall running.
What the hell?
Not the rift around here.
Oh, not that way.
That is not the way we're going.
this way either do the yin and yang icon side quest to get a new skill point
on locks which is good oh they do all right does the yin yang oh this one right
here no it's an oni port you mean do the oni portals
I think I'm going the right way.
I think.
Oh, it is.
It is.
We're good.
found one above.
Good nothing.
Next.
Well, even this guy can climb ladders.
They all climb ladders.
Oh, no way this guy's climbing.
Oh shit, he did.
Oh yeah.
But it's so much damage.
There it is.
Very nice.
The corruption that was blocking our path has cleared.
Now there's nothing between us and that giant plant.
Where was the giant? Where was that again? I think I need to go this way.
Oh yeah, this is what opened up.
Exactly where I need to be.
Nothing back there or random?
Down this way.
So what's this Benkei like anyway?
Benkei!
Okay.
999 blades?
Someone said the story of Benkei? Is it just like...
Bring it on. You're sensing me.
I'm flattered.
What the hell?
Uhhhhhhhhh.
It's the blazing snake.
I just have to keep powering until I get it.
This guy's not used to getting parried this much, huh?
Come on man, you've done it, give me your souls.
I'm taking it, son.
Bankhead, bankhead.
Beware his blade.
He draws a blood to amplify his very power.
That's what big mosquitos are.
Oh!
I'm waiting for an opening.
Oh, my stance just got shit on me.
Oh my god, come on!
Oh my god!
Break your skull, Nix!
That's so satisfying every time
More more more souls more
Wow, he changed it up!
No!
What the hell is this?
You're just double blocked.
Oh no dude. I'm failing my deflects.
Full deflect fail.
What?
Oh, that's sick of him to fuck them back!
You keep up!
I know I didn't even do that.
You're helpless!
Always getting shit on now.
I'm taking a shot!
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
What?!
I missed
Yeah, he's getting shit on now. Get me out of this corner dude. Make it a whole cinematic
as you die.
ehehehehehe.
What the fuck outta here?
Phase 2, Phase 2!
Okay.
What do you mean having a million revives? You have like five.
Not for much longer it doesn't.
You have purified the area, Sushi. Nice result.
That's way too many!
Literally have that amount in like hour three and then he falls like...
Saved.
a lot longer than I thought it would.
Let's get to Gojo or Hashi Bridge.
Banker will be a formidable opponent.
Prepare well.
Good stuff.
I'd be surprised if there's anything left
in that bridge by now.
The mullet has decreased,
and a new path to mastery of the power
of the honor has opened to you.
Whoa!
Give me something good.
Come on man.
Do the only portal now.
Can I even do the portal when it's in the malice?
Oh, the malice is clear now.
So I should go here and do it.
River East. Yeah, where are the shrines at, man? Let me have fast travel. Right here.
Enhance
Little upgrade on that upgrade on the gauntlet
For their ever era there is it lose the whoa, that's actually sick
Such kind of cool
Reduce the time required to destroy mouse barriers kind of useless, but whatever
Okay, if I go to Eastern Kyoto and then cross the bridge you guys say go do this
You get a lot of points for doing this
This might be the correct path. Yeah, okay. I remember coming here early in the game and
well this was blocked and I couldn't go through it.
Oh wait, you can't even do it from this side. You need to go around, I think.
Oh, yeah, wait, look at this.
Tempered iron?
Big loot?
Uh oh.
What the fuck just happened?
Okay. It's never a good sign. I think this is the second time the game's crashed, feels
bad. Feels bad. It happens, it happens. I saw good. It happens, it happens. Feels bad.
and
health warning don't play true
yeah where's the spawning made
the play test is over in sixteen hours
alright it ends tomorrow
8am
Yeah, what is going on with my game which has happened?
Oh
It's not good.
DLA to quality before entering the world?
I don't know, I don't think I'll do anything.
You good now bro, you good?
I'm gonna walk.
Relax
Don't die on me brother don't die on me
What is up with this spot that crashes me
Come on brother.
Do a fast travel.
Yeah, I don't know what this could be.
Stand on a block, data.
Do a little, uh, oh, that's so annoying, man.
What's going on here?
Can I just have like a silky smooth playthrough, please?
Thank you.
Is that too much?
All successfully validated?
That was so fast.
that was the fastest validation. Oh, there we go.
change up some settings, it's been smooth though.
Tell me you're going to find one corrupt file, that'd be very nice.
One corrupt file please.
That's not good.
not very good. You wanted to you wanted to find a Corruptile. It's a good thing if it does.
I
Load save
It's almost like just that one specific area, does it?
I just saw it save.
Let me try again once it goes through the save if this fixes it here.
Oh my god, it didn't. Maybe it's just this area.
Okay, I'm just not, I'm just not going to go in that area.
I honestly think it's just that weird area that is causing the PC to crash, or the game to crash.
I just tried doing a side quest.
The game is clearly telling me that you need to do the main quest.
The game just told me to go to this main quest.
That's me going to a side area.
Notice how this is fine?
I don't know.
Wow this is a path through there.
Something clears this.
Wait.
Alright you can just go all the way around.
common crash spot or something.
Rad, are you saying it's a common crash spot?
Above 60 it crashes.
If that's true, ban everybody that said it's the game.
Ban them all.
Nope, ban them all.
I mean, who said it's the PC?
Nope!
Band?
If this works...
This is why chat and tech support, you don't listen.
Well, hold that, hold that, if that is the case.
Let's see...
Am I 60?
Uncapped it!
Flies, that's 120. Maybe I need to turn V-Sync on?
of
I
Let me see if it isn't work.
Hit me, hit me, hit me.
Alright, I don't know.
Oh, it has to be on the ground.
You got a whole rooftop area here.
Oh, here we go.
Nice.
This is where I couldn't open.
I know, right?
10k PC making me experiences like I'm on a PlayStation?
Rude.
Wait, wait. Keep going, Sushie.
I was playing at 360, uncapped.
Oh, the well. Uh-oh.
Oh my God!
Oh shit!
Interesting how that this further
fall didn't kill me.
The goal is that his reaction to something.
Maybe only vision will be useful there.
Only vision. Oh, we're going to the, honestly, this is the worst part of the game.
I, one thing I'm not a huge fan of in games is when they take you out into like some weird ass puzzle realm.
This is a puzzle route.
I'm already lost.
I think this, too, was probably one of the worst parts about Crimson Desert.
It just feels kind of like a weird, disconnected realm.
I don't know. It's like, honestly, to me, it's immersion breaking.
Unnecessary.
Oh, it's this way.
Immersion in the demon feel final fantasy world. Yes
How many games there are to cast your name to Avicii?
I shut the...
Avicii?
Count what?
All of them lost some of my favorite strategy.
This disgrace is too great a birth to bear.
Wow.
Yo!
Lady you could have just said you it was too much for the job. We could have given it to somebody else
Just needed to communicate
I wouldn't say better now man. I would say they're both good
This is just a pure action RPG
This game is also very Japanese, very demon.
Heavy on like the oni, the temples, the charms, it's very uh...
Shinto? I don't know.
You gotta be really in the mood for that as well.
Dot Rocker is more like you're just like in a shit hole in the 1400s and life sucks balls
but you're a vampire.
The plague is there.
Your family is missing.
Yeah, this is like very, I mean you're in Kyoto so it's like, gotta be in the mood
for like an Eastern theme too.
The gauntlet talking? Yeah, it'd be cool if the gauntlet had a more demonic voice, but
she plays into the plot of the game. She's like... spoiler. I think shit. It seems like
it's just leading up to she is the... Wait, that gave me a bunch of points. Oh, you have
to keep doing it. You gotta go to another Odi portal. You know, fuck the Odi portals,
I'll go to the main quest.
I added more to my skill tree.
She's not like super annoying, but she is another companion that follows the main character.
The cube will be better.
Yeah, hopefully, hopefully God of War is just the cube as part of the prologue.
They didn't have enough money to give the Quaid guy.
So hopefully he's just like a prologue character where he like gelatinously frees Freya and
it dies.
Hopefully.
fingers crossed.
Let me switch back to Uncapped.
All right, Graphic, Dallala, Rundaskill, Boggly, and we're back.
Oh, night and day.
Here I am looking at 60 FPS to 400.
And we have all the rest of the life.
We have all the FPS, the other one, GTA, GTA, and all.
You can't even see the difference between 30 and 60, brah, okay?
That should be the last.
You piece of nudge, you piece of nudge, I'm sick of your shit, you piece of nudge bitch.
I can't see shit, 30, 60, you piece of nudge fuck.
You can't see shit.
You are a leanest bitch. I'm looking I see no difference. It's the same shit
I thought this guy had a quest or something. He's just looking at me
Soul squeezer
Nice token
That pretty noise sounds like the monster hunter noise it is capcom. I swear it's the same noise
Guaranteed they just fucking pulled the guy just pulled the file from their capcoms master audio file folder
And he's like oh fuck wow this is the same one when the fairies to guide you
Fucking fairy dot wav. He's like fucking
Is it not the fairy dot lab wait till the next one?
I think the chest is up here
There we go
But a nice find
Very nice.
Really boring game.
What the fuck?
Do I look like I made the game?
Does this look like the fucking forums?
You shut the fuck up.
Why hasn't the corruption cleared?
Does this look like forums.onimusha.com?
I'm just aiming it.
I expect we will find Banky out of the hand.
This stuff is completely destroying our city.
It's okay, I'll take care of it.
I'll take care of it. Run!
What's doing it? What's doing it?
What is it? Why are you guys running?
Why are you guys running?
Oh my god! Oh, that's why.
Oh, shit.
That's not good.
Oh, it's Benkei.
It's Benkei.
I felt that one.
She is stronger than anything with Feste.
Let us retreat for now.
Oh, shit.
We're not going anywhere.
If you win by the sword, fighting means everything.
Oh shit.
No, to put it simply, because it's fun.
Anime moment?
I thought you'd see the appeal, Susie.
Yeah, I see it.
One first move, and I'm proud of you.
Well, I do love a challenge.
All right.
What's that, man?
Don't hit me.
I'm not getting anywhere like this.
Let's break that wall.
Oh!
Let's do this.
Don't just stand there.
Fight!
Enough!
That's three! How much more?
Don't just stand there! Fight!
Four! Just a bit to go!
Only one left
We're getting that armor up hit me hit me
There's more souls
I wish we could have had a jewel as multi as none of these damn powers just two men
I'm hitting you with these fucking mariyakas again. I hope you're ready. I'm just waiting for an opening.
What's happening?
It's for your armor. Now taste the steel.
I will say the deflecting the parries in this game sound and are so satisfying.
They're like one of the best parries, I would say.
In a soul-
In any parryable game, this is one of the best parries.
In terms of, like, feel.
It's so chunky and rewarding when you do it. It just feels very nice.
Almost as hose work! Almost as hose work! Why are you acting like that means anything?
There was no mistake made.
Oh, I know it's not playing this.
We got Phantom Blade in two months.
Phantom Blade?
Oh my.
I had a crush!
This has to be phase one! That's gotta be phase one!
Seriously? You're not hot enough!
Aw shit.
Yeah, what the hell?
Oh my god that hurt.
Yeah, he's a spammy-sammy.
What's that, huh?
That frame of yours. All for show!
This guy must have a phase 3.
Really?
What?
This guy has a phase 3.
It's gotta have a history
Benkei, I thought you were insane
Oh my god, why? He lost
Don't kill
Don't kill!
Whoa, what? Why?
I can't move
This way
To see Benkei
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
The waifu.
It's his wife, I swear.
Well, I suppose if you were any less tenacious, I would never have married you.
Yep.
Married?
There is nothing more pathetic than a man who can only thrive in chaos, who won't
allow you back into this world.
Shizuka, let's get you out of there and change it to something more comfortable.
Like again, very popular with dancers lately.
I'll make you into a particularly ugly one.
My treat.
Uh-oh.
What the hell?
What did you do?
He made him into meatballs.
I'm quite well, so this is all I could find
Before long the living world will be mine as well
I'll make a massive courses like this of every town village and city why are you so evil?
Oh my god.
I'll cut you to shreds before you get the chance scumbag
I've had it
I'll cut back your six on it on myself
What are you going to tell the emperor if you leave this place unguarded?
how I guard it you go and kick his ass okay I cannot apologize enough for
dragging you down this path against you will he's a good you don't have to do
that just to know what's my husband I helped him become what he is more over
the cause of all this is we only and our failures none of that is your fault
Sashimi, please defeat your Sune. Save this world.
Your shit, Sune.
Not you too.
It's not this, Takamura. Please.
What?
I don't want, I don't want, he doesn't want to.
All right, I'm in.
Fighting Genma wasn't the path I planned, but who knows?
Maybe it'll be worth my while.
What was it that changed your mind?
Just couldn't say no to Shizuka.
If you live by a sword, fighting is everything.
Musashi!
To put it simply, I'm in.
Because it sounds like fun.
Well said.
I know it when I see it.
That's the seal needed to perfect an art.
You will go far, Musashi.
MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH
You're in luck, Musashi.
I've got some Genma for you to fight right away.
Oh, boy.
Alright. I feel them, too.
You're still projecting into our world may have caused this.
Every time that bastard shows his face, we get a new mess to clean up.
Who's the next Genma?
Get my blood bath on the bridge.
Let's do some enhancements.
Oh, the skill tree opens up every time I do an ony power, is that what you're saying?
The power of the earth shakers?
Dude, this is the most insanely powerful weapon.
They're so strong.
Just arrange both one handed and two handed attacks while in the blazing state.
What the hell?
You can just keep chaining the issen attacks.
I have not really been going in this fashion uh oh increase the number that can be absorbed
increase their share I don't make items more like the people in pots and bought a biner
broken I don't even have enough anymore do I unlock power stone yeah I need power
for a lot of this shit how about as well get these they're cheap and I have so
many yeah it's so much I might as well everything else is power stone related
so I'm kind of locked out until I get those that's just stuck behind one
thing yeah power stones really need another charm is what I need I can I do
this again it's maxed out seal the rifts are at the seal to rifts here oh
it's maximum charm nice
They should put no much
Right they change colors
This guy's upgrade
Okay, I didn't mean to do that when you hit your why be yourself vulnerable
You're like extremely vulnerable during that move
Oh, the blue particle effects are so satisfying.
That looks so good.
126? Where am I headed here?
Uh, alright, that's basically where I was.
Issenbild is the best? Yeah, you just have to really be on point with, uh, hitting it.
I'm not sure if this is the right way. I hope it is.
I thought I aggured something there's something agguring somebody on the other side is agguring
me right now.
Oh, there's a lot.
Come on!
You'll just feel the pain!
Oh my god! That's it!
Yeah, these guys are totally aggurring from the other side.
I'll get him!
The rift seems unscathed.
Wait, I reckon it's his presence.
What is it now?
The rift's connection to our bichy is strengthened.
Again, I will only grow stronger at this rate.
Musashi, shoot the rift with your bow!
Even if only for a moment, it's connection with a bitch you should weep
Rips and their effects on Gemma. All right, just shoot it so it stops
Yo Rava's skilled with that
There we go.
Stare it there, stare it there, there you go.
Yeah
It's a bit of a new mechanic
Crazy old bastard does one parlor trick and look what happens
I think I gotta go all the way back for this last rift.
kill the rifts.
Oh
and
oh
Oh, yeah, this shit.
What was that?
How did you do that?
I thought I took the iron time.
AHHHHHHH
There's something around here
There's a treasure chest over there
seal the rifts I have sealed many rifts around this shit
how nice good good am I gonna watch the Geoguessor finals
It's cool, bro. I'm kind of focused on this game right now. I love GeoGuessor. It's cool.
Where are you going, double-hit him?
Oh my god.
You guys can vote for Sub-Sunday, I'm not sure if I'm doing it yet.
You never had a chance.
Oh, there you go, he does attack.
They're engaging.
Ow.
Come on, man!
Uh, it brought me all the way here, really?
Wait, is it really going up here?
Oh, you have to go this way and around.
Dead end over there.
Yeah, but again!
You're gonna crawl area here.
We got a crawl area here.
Ah, let's go up.
That was definitely the path forward.
What are you doing?
I'm coming, i'm coming!
We're done here
alright. Hook me up with the pair
thank you for saving me
It's not much, but please take this
Nice.
and the thing always wins
if I just shoot the eye and it doesn't
If I just shoot the eye and it doesn't...
He has two eyes.
Use the color strength.
Oh my god.
Ow.
Oh, I'm out.
Very nice, very nice.
Iron times two. Excuse me.
I'm wall running this.
Wait, I see.
The last rift.
Ben gay's brother
Nice, Ben gay?
Ben gay.
Oh
No challenge!
That works!
No!
Move, move, move!
On the right!
Where you going?
of
the
I
Right
Oh my god that fucking moved man.
Really?
Is that all you've got?
That damn move!
Gotta get used to it.
One of the bosses is gonna hit me with one of those.
It's gonna be like a double parry.
Ooh, upgrade!
I'm gonna find Sake and oh a flute made by Oni Craftsman playing Get Sons Flaming Firebirds
we can be launched forward.
Meh.
No.
What now?
Alright, let's go.
That ain't it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh this is a way through here. Oh my god. Big shortcut. Enhancements. More damage on
the sword I don't know how this isn't oh here we go there we go level two sword or not still
level one holy shit one more upgrade iron
I don't think I got anything cotton and leather damn I use it all same ingredients
Everything you need to learn a new technique the bell's waiting whenever you're ready
You're doing good work with sushie with your status Genma in a word
relentless
You purify can indy temple once, but they just took it over again
The big guys come back what big guy
Purifying areas of malice is our top priority.
And that goes double for key sanctuaries.
The only gate must hold.
Without the gate, your sine would be free to enter a world.
It's bad enough we should show it up as a ghost.
I'll go and sort out the big guy, Ken Ninja Temple.
Head for Ken and G temple interesting now we can't ever go into the same temples
Head to the Ken and G
Get in G
Where the fuck was the Ken and G temple again
right here right here right here oh yeah this might be the brother
Are you kidding right now?
I went the wrong way.
Looks like a itchy hell don't a pot of rubbish here.
Let's get cleaning.
Dodge!
That could be the last.
Welcome, Sashik.
That is your turn and tell him.
There it is!
Clean clean!
Oh god, can I shoot this guy?
Really?
The walls are walling!
Sounds like we were right.
Let's go tell him. We haven't seen his bruh-
The Rift!
I'm trying to get fired up for a jewel!
Come on, man!
I
Was a little risky
I'm going to get hit by a fire arrow for the first time in my life.
First time I got hit by a fire arrow.
And it's telling me how to get rid of it
Next
He's having a Doja Raid.
Alright.
Enough warped up.
What the hell is going on in there?
Hey! Nothing in your eyes today!
You took real good care of my little brother!
What the hell?
Time to return the favor!
Uh-oh looks like yours ready as I
I
Easy, Birgo.
Easy, easy.
What?
You only feel alive when your life goes along.
But no, because your life goes along.
Even death didn't stop me from swinging a sword around.
What do you think?
Oh, that was a direct hit.
Very direct hit.
Oh
That's phase one.
Yeah
Okay
I wonder if I can't bury that as he falls
I'm just gonna dodge it
I
Why you spare asshole!
Oh you can't hit me!
I got you there!
Get him
What was that?
No, what am I doing?
I need HP, HP, HP, HP.
Nice.
Well, I thought that gives HP.
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
It's you!
You're going to die!
No!
I thought I got him with the fairy, brother.
Looks like you're as ready as I am.
Let's do this!
Right there!
It's open, Brigitte, after that.
Are you even trying?
Is that your best?
There you go.
Get him.
Are you kidding?
I
Got him
Oh, that's a good combo right there.
You're mine!
Alright, base two!
Oh, there we go.
That's a fast.
I'm gonna block you all I've got.
Let's make this flashy!
How did you beat such a positive guy?
It's not your pet!
Crazy.
Try to die!
Nice.
Bring it on!
And I saved my Iron Maiden.
I'm just gonna start it!
This one's a scorcher!
Oh, no.
There is there.
Sore it.
Oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Here we go!
There it is.
This game, you actually don't roll on the ground.
You guys have a lot more parry buckets.
It's not like spamming dodge rolls.
How did you freeze such a monster?
You won't hit me.
I got you there.
I
Get him!
I killed your brother!
Kill me!
This one's a scorcher!
Kill me!
Thunderbolt!
Saw it coming!
Let's make this bludgeon!
Oh
Bad dude
I think he meant it as a compliment.
Defeat Borel, crushing lightning.
Uh-oh.
Oh, Master Samurai, please help me.
There's a murderer.
Where?
A murderer?
Where?
I just saw a pagoda.
Well, Samurai went to stop him, but none returned.
The villain.
He seemed to be out of his mind.
Was he at home?
No.
Was he a tall guy with long hair?
Yes! Yes! Do you know him?
Lucky guess. I'll deal with him.
Don't let anyone else try.
There it is, there it is.
New boss rematch available.
Available what is the next one I'm doing here?
What is this cost?
To live to suffer head for a yasaka pagoda
Yeah, you know who this is this is what's this face this is a goner you probably
It's gotta be...
GANRIES!
A crazed murderer.
Is it easier to parry on defensive layout?
I mean defensive layout makes it more of like a souls-like?
The mirror is just gonna get way darker here.
So I think yes.
Yes.
Oh, made it.
Whoa.
Oh my god. Yeah, it's definitely him. Uh-oh.
Got him!
We meet again, bro!
Wasashi!
What have you done?
You don't know what you're missing, Musashi.
Every human soul I take feels better than the last.
It's incredible.
The rush of power is almost deafening.
I've never felt so good.
Good.
there's just one thing the second I stop I feel so alone so alone I'd rather be
dead
why is that
why did things turn out like this
moustache
oh no
Drawing your tears.
What the heck?
My poor, sweet Ganyu.
That you're never alone as long as I'm here.
What the heck is that?
What is that?
The idea that maybe Gio.
Gio?
Anomaly, like myself.
I suspect Ganyu falling into depravity has broken her mind
and crafted her form as well.
Can we help her?
I'll push dearly too.
However, at this point, there's nothing left to save.
Oh, my.
Look at me!
Never mind.
I feel great.
Oh, we're fighting.
We're a mess, Garnier.
Let me kick your ass.
Let's get you back to hell.
I'm just a guy.
The words never did work between us today.
Nice big sword, you're right.
In that case, allow me to join your conversation.
Really?
Wait, is she her gauntlet?
Me and a shower of blood, Musashi.
What more do we need?
How dare you!
A wing!
Cut off what you will, it must have not...
Die! Just perish!
And how do you settle those words?
Oh my god!
Your sins are all mine!
Oh my god
I really have got some
Damn, okay, okay
Wow, okay, this guy has a lot of me. Oh my
I need more!
Kill the parable, Masati!
I'm not actually parry.
I didn't actually parry.
How dare you!
Oh my god!
Whatever!
Did you think you could win?
Cut off what you win!
It matters not!
What in line, idiot!
Uh-oh
The power strength gets stuck in him.
Soraka!
That'll lie!
Winnable, winnable!
Would you just die?
I'm not done having fun yet!
Why he just keeps parrying up with his deflects.
Let us teach them the meaning of pain again.
Ow.
You want some more of that?
Oh, this is time to finish you off.
you off. What could be more fun than dancing with death? No! Don't miss it now! No! You
You're already so pitiful.
Damn, I've carried everything, dude, but the last hit...
You, me, and a sour of blood, Mrs.
What more do we need?
Don't miss it now!
Die! Just perish!
No way!
Oh nice! Perfect!
Just enough!
Oh
This guy's all about just letting him attack
It loves attacking through to the flag
Uh-uh
Time to finish you up!
Take this!
Holy shit
This isn't worth our time
I'm not dying again
Not today
No!
Swing!
Ah, shit.
Yeah, definitely hardest boss so far. Hardest boss so far. Since the beginning.
A ball butt, yeet.
That moves a little weird to predict.
Wow.
No, you cannot be done already!
Yeah, what even was that about, bro?
You, me, and the Sour of Blood, Mrs.
What more do we need?
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Here it comes.
Unfortunate.
Miss.
Get your back into it!
How dare you!
No!
I need more!
Yes!
Cut the fuck you will!
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, this is fun!
He loves that move!
Bestie, bestie!
Monster like you
Are you kidding what is this
Oh
My god
What a pathetic friend you have.
Wake up, Musaki!
Wake up!
Since when were you so weak?
The gauntlet might do something.
Just some shoo-souls.
What am I going to do if even you aren't worth fighting?
Sapatangil, there has to be someone to beat around here.
Wow, I beat him and he beat me?
Oh, that's a sick scene.
That's a good shot right there.
They're cute souls.
Oh, what it takes.
Yo!
Takamura will be so mad when I tell him.
Turns out Miyamoto Musashi was just a brute with a sword after all.
Oh, she's always...
No, why is she...
She's a little fucking shit, man.
That was judging me from afar.
One loss and he's thinking about going after human souls, huh?
Poor fool.
After all he's said about not wanting any powers,
Doesn't he even think about how Shizuka would feel?
I've chosen to trust Musashi's judgment in all matters.
If that's the path he walks, I will follow.
Oh, that defeat hurt him.
Was that you moved lost sight of yourself?
It's to be expected.
You've never tasted defeat before.
As you can see, I'm not in a grave mood.
If you hear the bridge, come back later.
Ooh, careful!
He might cut you down and eat your soul.
So, you've lost.
Will you swap the sword for a trowel?
Like hell I will.
No?
What then?
Are you going to start taking human souls?
He's gonna tell me to go to the training center.
And what if I say yes?
Then I'll cut you down
without a second thought.
Oh, shit.
You know, Takamura better have like a sick scene.
He's been holding since the beginning of the game.
that life will not bend to your convenience, no matter what efforts you make, and that's
just how it goes.
All you can do is learn to love the challenge.
I'll walk this path with you, if you allow it.
Nagiko is in that gauntlet. You'd better not disappoint her.
Okay, okay. You gotta somehow kick Gunry's ass next time.
to live is to supper
Really no upgrades?
Sorry about before, even as a joke, he might eat your soul was too far.
No. When I lost the gun, yeah, it was just for a second, but I always did go down that
path. I don't know what that would have meant for she's a gun. I keep her souls. I've
But a long way to go.
Hey.
There's somewhere I want to go.
You know that big sandbar?
In the Kammer River?
That area's crawling with Denmark.
Yeah.
That's why I want a strong samurai to come with me.
What do you think
Okay, that'd be a lot safer. I'm in of course
Thanks, I'll be counting on you
Sounds every head for the sandbar
Ah, let me see...
Oh, we're headed here. Okuni Kabuki dance.
Okay, we gotta go over here. Gotta get to east Kyoto.
you still couldn't be asking for a favor like this you too have been getting along better
after the incident don't you know I am most relieved you make it sound like we're a
parrots hollers
I need a juice
be on your guard
oh no bro you're dead
weird only that specific spot needs to be frame cat
This is Vanilla, General.
I can see a lot of corruption.
What a mess.
Now we gotta kill Doki-o.
And then...
But at the palace, I made a promise with her.
I won't let her be forgotten. Our cavity dance is the proof that we lived. So...
All right. Leave it to me.
me. I'll purify this place in no time.
Masashi. Thanks. And sorry. I feel bad for making you do this. But there's nobody else
I can ask.
Arani, thanks for apologies. Hinogiku is lending me her power. This is the least
I can do it to pay her back.
Wait. Hey.
How do you turn this thing?
Huh?
Is there anything you do know?
Use the awl, idiot!
She laughed at me.
Huh?
Ooh!
The long thing for paddling!
It's in there, right? You're gonna have a hard life. You can't even use a boat
Come on a swordsman needs a paddle of boats
God damn it. Losashi right now
This is for Okuni and Hinajiku. Yeah, let's clean this place up for them
All right, let's move.
Piss off!
One strike!
Ah
Damn they messed this place up
Damn it, don't get through there now
Oh, where's this?
Why are they laughing?
Bro, he's dead.
Oh wait.
What the hell?
Hey!
Are you alright?
I know.
Whoa!
You're fucking confusing me.
What the hell?
I'll fill it here.
Oh my god.
What's all these things?
They're literally dooner bait.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
What's all these things?
I
What the hell?
Are you kidding me?
We went back.
They should prove no much for you.
I
Fight the mermaids again? They were a little annoying to fight.
That's what they're doing here. They say, ignore this and go up here and destroy the
malice. Before you fight.
All right, it's not even here.
I
There it is!
This way's block two.
I always miss that one.
I might do some sundae, I'll look at the votes, it depends.
If not, I'd rather play the shit that's out right now, instead of playing some like scuffed
shit indie game that's just like meant to be stupid.
It depends on the quality of the birds.
Alright now we just gotta wrap, alright now we did it.
It's a whole new area.
Prepare for battle.
Whoa.
got it
oh it's you
You don't need that head anyway.
Oh my.
Oh, this guy's no drunk right now. Relax.
Ow!
Oh my god!
Don't give them an opening!
Is that all you've got?
I've got you now!
You freak!
one more, one more, one more
dammit!
ow
you're not getting the best one
I
Don't give them an opening
This win is mine.
Finally died, huh?
Damn, I thought he was gonna get me there.
me there
the body had me man
are you unharmed?
yeah I'm fine but I have a feeling this isn't going to get any easier
More Sashi?
Still one more Rift.
Oh nice, a shrine saved.
Save, save, save.
Not many enhancements, but.
Oh, this looks like an arena.
Oh, frift.
The state belongs to a friend of mine.
We'll be taking it back.
Oh, Rick.
Thanks, buddy.
Woah!
Whoa!
Ow!
Relax asshole.
I'll break your skull next.
You may not survive this.
Super mad.
Oh my god dude.
You hit me with that combo. Come on, bro.
This stage belongs to a friend of mine.
What are they? What are they? What are they? I'm ready. I'm ready.
That's all you got!
How's this?
You made that easy!
I
Damn!
No way!
What?
We die now!
How's this?
What?
There's more!
Yes, I'm shitting on you.
mine
got down
that's kinda sick
we need to destroy the root cause of all this money
The root cause?
Yeah.
Oh, the plants.
Come on, let's.
There we go.
We're taking back this stage.
Excellent work, Sashin.
Oh, everything's back to normal.
Oh, saved.
Oh, thank goodness.
You're saved.
This sounds likely over at the station.
Should we take a look?
No way, they're already in here?
I
Happiness finally
Yeah, why are we Ema only mode?
Oh
insane dance, insane
Damn.
Damn!
Miss Ashi.
Shizuka.
Thanks.
I think I'll be able to keep my promise with Hinagiku now.
Anyway, it's about time we got back to Rokudo Chinoji Temple.
You're not going to stay here with your troop.
I can leave this place to my friends for now.
I want to focus on helping you guys first.
I'll join up with them after we're done.
All the more reason to end Yoshitsune as soon as I can.
Exactly. See you back at the temple.
Seeing Okuni in such high spirits made us all worthwhile.
Let's go see... oh hey, she's over there.
Why are you all over there?
What happened?
We were just dancing.
What now?
An Oni, an Oni attacked our village.
An Oni?
I think Oni's rounded up. I'm killed.
You guys go on ahead. I'll bring these two back to the troop and look after them.
I'll help you out.
We'll listen to their story later. First, they need a bath and some food.
Which can you help with, Miss Ashi?
Neither.
See? So go back to the temple, get ready to fight and wait.
Gotcha.
Back to the temple?
You said they were attacked by Wabi. I can't be right.
It makes no sense to me either.
to me either. For now, we should do as Okuni says. We can await a report at Rokudo Chinochi.
The malice has cleared. But that, I can guide you to a new source of my people's power.
Let us set forth.
Uh, where's the closest shrine?
You're gonna get to a shrine right behind me?
Change appearance, what did I get?
Uh...
Meh.
Roku-no-ji-no-ji temple.
Rokkuduchin Nujit Temple.
Please, no more riffs. I don't want to close any more riffs. No more flowers that I have to cut.
Why?
Meat to eat and blood to drink, aren't you?
That's what they said. How did you know?
While you were all out, someone delivered us a food package
and wine barrel from Mount Oi inside us.
Stop! We can guess. But who sent it?
Tokyo. It's a secret.
Doko. It had a note. Why don't have a picnic? Do enjoy.
That twisted piece of shit.
How characteristically brazen and heartless. There are many unknowns, but Doko's involvement is clear.
We'll have to go find other rest for ourselves. This time, we'll have to go find another rest for ourselves.
This time she's dead.
Mount Owe. Can the spirit mirror take us there?
Kenneth?
What's that?
Of course. We can depart at your word.
She took a while.
Mount Owe?
Mount Owe. Owe. Owe-gooey.
Oh
Mount OE
We already know this is a truck. Oh my god to wait and see how they spring. Yeah, look at them run follow him. Oh
My yo, he's hauling ass where'd he go?
That little thing was booking it.
You're glad.
That castle on the mountain.
Such vicious malice.
There is no doubt it is a gem of stronghold.
But it not since Stoker's presence there.
We'll suck it, whether she's there or not.
All right, let's see, head for the mountain castle.
Whoops.
Beep-bop-beep-boop-beep-boop-beep-boop-beep-boop-beep-boop-beep.
This is really the quickest way up, there's a little climb in the night, boggin' fool.
I doubt this area was designed to welcome visitors.
The castle's owner must be terribly cautious.
There's a dead guy there too.
Yeah, the castle owner never thought someone was going to be able to wall run.
Yeah, there he is dude!
Aw, he's gone again.
He's like a fat ass cute animal.
I believe the only way forward is through that abandoned building.
That sounds like great fun.
Oh, it opened.
Masashi, Miss Sensegema.
to you but I don't see it stealth again my
Finally shows your face.
Prepare yourself.
No ordinary gambler can move.
What the hell?
They are prepared to fight.
Can they move when they get hit with that?
We're done here.
I got my way. Yeah, no one can take the double mariachi's to the fucking oblique. Or the ribcage.
not feel bleak
ain't nobody survived a match
really? is that all you got?
what?
I used everything
They never just messes through the big day.
I know, right?
That's what I gotta rip out.
Ah, ah.
Unfinished sake.
Sake?
Sake!
Oh shit.
That was quite a drop.
Thank you.
That should do it.
Wait, how do I get back here now?
now.
Oh.
Saved.
Who is the king of this castle?
Who is in the Mount Owie Castle?
No upgrades, wow.
Dude's acting like that wasn't obvious.
We talked about this.
much place
Nice fuck of this
Fat loads, fat loads!
Ow! Ow! Deserved.
This gate will be difficult to breach, however primitive it looks.
This gate will be difficult to breach however primitive it looks
We can do it
There's bound to be a weak spot to our way through
This guy's a little scary
I wasted that damn I wasted that
Your friend did that to you
Music reminds you of Secura right now?
You're right.
Those things were kind of annoying to fight.
They don't leave the water and they have so much HP in it.
Don't follow me.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you're heavily at the message where to pull them out as they're kind of just
like there just if you know I've shot them with the air and there's like no
damage to them
Yeah, I could upgrade my bow. I've kind of a neglected the bow because of the power
Power stones needed.
Oh shit.
Power stone, power stone.
I thought we found some survivors, but...
How awful.
Damn, who made this place?
Come on down!
I think we may be able to move the cables with that.
I don't think this is going.
Okay.
I see.
for a nice wall run spot.
You again? Would you fight me?
Blancing around this time?
And we died again.
Yeah, they had such a cool intro in both times I've met them, they just got and killed in the worst possible ways.
We have in here a bunch of loot.
Try to roll into these.
Oh I did, never mind you can.
You can by the way, you can roll into them.
I
We get into a dead air.
unscathed. A remarkable feat.
It wasn't that good.
What if I had gone on the roof?
Same path?
Maybe the same path.
Well, I had to come this way for that.
Okay.
What?
Ow.
Oh
What in two?
This is the way I locked.
I thought how to itch in it, you just, the timing of it is where it's tough.
You're nothing!
Oh, that's right.
I think this is the right way.
You want to practice?
The litter boss is going to rip you a new one.
But some of us are not a winner against.
Why you, why you have to be, why you have to be mad?
It's on a game.
I deliver you, you want to practice, you want to practice the match, right?
kind of gait is before use me
am I supposed to move this over
I don't see what I'm missing.
Tintin Tintin Tintin
Wow
Hold on
All right.
Now for the castle.
We made it.
Do you come up with a way to defeat Gunge at the Sushies?
Do you have a bike?
No I don't.
I do want to get one though.
I'm just trying to follow Takamata's advice for now.
I think if they're bike riders, they're going to rise younger.
I believe that Gunge will not be an obstacle to you for long.
you will not be an obstacle to you for long.
That makes more of us.
Okay.
I don't know, War Dogs is pretty fun.
Head for the Mountain Castle.
Where does this lead?
Whoa, this must be important.
A lightning spear made by the only deals heavy health damage and produces many red souls.
Oh shit.
I still think what I have is the best.
I'll try it though
Oh, we made it to the castle, nice.
We made it.
Trying on the boss, yeah I will.
I'll see how exactly you do it.
I don't think anything beats the other item I'm using though.
Probably the best.
I'm here to deal with your monster problem.
Huh? You can kill Shuten Doji.
Shuten Doji?
I'd rather not present on you by that name
you used to cause problems from this mountain many years ago.
This is nutting up.
Aren't we here to kill Doji?
Perhaps. Doji revived Shuten Doji, as with Inui.
Look, I don't care what the monsters are called.
Open up and let me kill them.
Yeah, what he said.
I can't do that!
Shootin' Doji is always unalert.
I'm only allowed to let his monk through here.
Say I'm his monk.
I let anyone else through. I'll be eatin' for sure.
He has a monk.
He roams around the mountain
and brings back Krobenboos for shootin' Doji.
Krobenboos? I have to find him?
I have the same variety that was delivered to Rokkodochinoji, I'm sure.
I'm sure
Let's find ourselves a monk
If this shoot and doji is another of docia's experiments, is she just using us to test its strength again?
By the way, we need that monk see if we can't shake some information out when we find him
Let's go find him.
Time to get the fuses.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, the game is very linear.
Did I just exit the wrong way?
I don't even know.
Linear and still lost? I know, right? Yikes.
One job!
Should we get there?
Let go! Let me go!
That doesn't sound good.
Tell me that's not all-
Hold it!
Please!
Machu Chupra! I beg you! Help me!
Oh
That's not the month
Oh, yeah, this is one tap them
Use the pen and strength!
Please!
Too slow!
I don't want to die!
Welcome!
I don't want to die!
We're done here!
This is not the month, it's like a random...
I have to get off this mountain! Now!
Don't make wine of me if I stay here!
Oh, God!
If that's everything else, you just get to safety.
Don't get caught again.
Yeah, what the heck?
Aim for the exposed dogs.
And there's a lot of them.
Head for the water mouth in the summit.
I'm here, she's hot!
Damn archers.
I thought that was still alive!
Not this again.
And I thought I saw something back there.
You're good man, you're good.
Just take my life.
Wait, you're not from my village?
What's Samurai doing here?
Invading a castle.
Never mind that.
Just get out of here.
Serve the threads that their source are severed.
Not serve severed.
One person down there
They took everyone! That monk can't trick us!
I'll take care of it for you. You just focus on running away.
All right, let's see what we have here.
Oh, shit.
Did not mean to do that.
Where are these threads exactly?
Oh, I can open this now.
Shortcut!
I think that was worth it that was worth it good damage
How do we get in here up top?
Let me see, let me see.
I'm coming man, don't die!
It won't open from this side, what?
Now this what?
You're good, bro. You're good.
That's what they all said.
I'm looking for a monk. Do you know where I can find him?
On the peak up ahead. There's a cottage with a water wheel.
That's where he'll be. But I'm warning you, Samurai. It's hell up there.
I've seen her. It's worse up here. Get away where you still can.
Get away while you're still dead.
Dead end? Oh.
Where am I going for this?
Maybe I'm...
Let's do this.
Wait, was it inside?
Did I really just miss it?
Really?
I feel like this is...
Oh, was it an only vision spot?
Let me see.
This isn't the area?
God.
Maybe you get a backtrack and then open something.
is it back inside?
bro
I never severed the previous threads is that what it is
Really
I've seen no threads though
That's the main thread.
How did I not- what the fuck, why did that not mark it?
Wow
Oh
Wow
Dude, that's that's bullshit. I literally visioned right here
It's like I have to do the initial scan of it beyond your God
I
are you talking there damn
That thing is so powerful.
That should be the last.
So many rifts to close.
No more rifts.
Close this rift!
Who is that? She?
Who's this reaped?
I think this leads to where we're trying to go.
I came into fight not climb we near the top yet still some way to go
Pace yourself, Miss Ashi.
Wait, uh...
Aside from getting in my way, what are all these logs here for?
No matter. If you push them away, we can get through.
What did I say? Destroy what?
I
Yeah, what do that say y plus b but where
That worked
They are too bad. They are not slowing this approach down.
The pillar strength renders these logs quite harmless.
Small flip.
Right on target!
of
the
Get back!
No!
What the hell?
I think it was hurting me, the boss in this area is pretty sick.
That was a bit bigger than I intended.
Oh, but wasn't it satisfying?
I quite enjoyed that.
It was.
Very satisfying.
Satisfying.
Some leather.
Oh, that's right.
this stench blood makes you booze it breaks the monk he did it whoa
Human blood wine.
Not the blood.
Should be over a couple of minutes.
The demons wanted to get drunk off our blood.
Wow.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Hold up, guys.
All right.
The mountain had an elevator the whole time?
Why is this Shizen Dorgi bastard need such a fortified castle anyway?
The only possibility I can imagine is that they are thinking to make enemies of Dokyo
in Yusuke-Seni as well.
That would mean Dokyo is using us to put down a rebellion.
If Dirkio is unable to handle it herself, this could be an exceptionally powerful problem.
Head after the monk.
Is this where our fake monk is hiding?
I'll be right there. Be quiet.
Kill those monstrous bastards, Samurai! I can't take this any longer!
I'm on it. Just be quiet.
Man.
That's not gonna work. Gonna go all the way around.
I
What
They are talking someone.
Hands off the porn!
Damn it! Let me go!
Don't scare me.
Wow, that one happened.
I've given up hope that help would come.
You saved my life.
Thank you.
All right, I stole the key on one of those bastards. I'm not used to you. It's yours.
I'm stolen from a Gemite by one of those imprisoned dungeon key.
I can open all these now.
After there, where does this lead?
Oh, this is just the crawlspace.
You think this will work for this door?
I feel like it will.
Very nice.
Okay.
Looks like this is the way.
the exits. I can't get through.
Musashi, try gathering the power of Yomi into your eyes.
What?
Raise! Raise!
She's gone!
I'm a little lost right now.
put on a good show
um
I
Let's move
Oh
Man, I woke up wicked early today, man. I'm late. I'm honestly falling asleep with that. I'm not gonna lie
I woke up so early today. I'm like actually like passing out
I did I just I actually just closed my eyes
I actually just five minute power now for real. I need to meet my shit
All right, where the fuck am I going my backtracking I
Can't suck on backtracking
Or just circled around
what the fuck the threads not there it's two you have to get like perfectly close
I should have come up and stopped up falling asleep, but I did not know, I'm pretty puzzled.
Yeah.
It happens, it happens.
Are you alright?
Oh, that's not good.
I think I just failed the whole thing.
I can just run around.
I
Actually make it back here. Oh, okay
I think so.
I almost missed it.
Where is this damn thread?
There's no thread here.
Oh.
That's over.
I'll take that.
Oh, this is actually a lock now.
What am I even looking at here, bro, and what?
What?
Did I not just lower this bridge?
Oh my god.
The wheel
All these fucking bosses and their labyrinth piece of shit's
I
Nothing is so strong.
I
You can't win!
Take my blaze, choices.
The power strength gets better.
Oh, this guy has a lot of HP.
Uh oh.
What?
I'm dead.
God damn it!
Really? Is that all you got?
There's nothing!
This game's riff segments are getting a little repetitive I
Could be cranky could be tired, but I'm feeling a bit of the repetitiveness of the roof ceiling
But I am I'm feeling it
There's too many
It's like little fucking MMO batlets.
Same mobs.
Silver and...
Same boss.
I versus him like five times.
What the fuck, who's-
This-
Oh my fucking god!
oh my god that move is so fucking annoying
Every fucking time
ah
rest in peace
down
fuck me up right there, fuck me up
I hate that move with a fucking passion.
Get ready!
You're nothing!
It coming!
Well done!
Ah!
Hit that with you!
Oh!
Hit!
Hit the bloody right quick begin!
Dude, c'mon!
Fuck you!
I expect it more!
How's this?
Damn you!
I
Where did that even come from?
This guy is a formidable foe.
of
the
death of
death
of
another one may just fuck and die
why this guy fucking spamming shit on this guy
what even is this how does it do that much damage
let me in too
I
Use the killer's strength!
I've laid the choice.
How's this?
That is the shittiest thing I've ever seen.
Wow
What
Just try and see.
You're wired!
Give me a real bite!
Can you keep up?
No, he didn't have a carry!
Enough for me!
God damn that guy was fucking crazy.
That guy was fucking ridiculous.
whole segment of the game with the threads and the whole like windy labyrinth? I don't like it.
I
That's the mark
Yeah, that's fucked up!
How positively horrible.
That fake monk fuck.
He's enjoying this.
Applejack?
We finally make it to this fucking monk in his shit ass mountain fucking thread castle
Oh my god.
Okay.
He's an Oni.
Could it be but Shuten doji, yes.
Oh man.
Who knows soon enough.
Oh, nice.
The Sashi, do you think I could play that role?
They'd see through you.
Don't worry!
I've got it covered!
You!
Oh, Cooney!
What?
I was lucky for you both.
I got bored and tagged along.
Prettiest girl in the village!
Rebuilding for duty!
What's that look supposed to mean?
Oh, Cooney.
Everything all right
Over this
Yeah, how'd they get past the riff master samurai? I'm begging you get revenge for everyone. He's eaten
Oh the gatekeepers on our side
I'm the gatekeepers like yellow.
Oh my God.
Hyaaaaa!
Leave me alone!
Shizuka! It's been too long!
Hurrah. I knew you were behind this.
What the hell?
Radan's brother?
You're going to get him with your sineth and guide the gamma to the upper strata of hell.
Traitor to the war.
Is that so?
I guess that means he's a friend of that bastard fake punk!
You can't do that.
What values one's life, one does march with the strong.
Common sense in troubled times.
Is that what your shitsune and dokyo told you?
You can't tell you're being used, idiot.
No!
Come on!
Hey!
I am stupid booty.
I've given my dog girl's hand.
With the strength of every human and on the earth!
What the hell are you bragging about?
That's not your strength.
You just took it from others.
Well, not that I'm any better.
Oh, shit.
You have run with my wife on a mussel.
Uh-oh.
That's stunning.
Chinking heels him.
We can't have that.
This guy's sick.
That's something about these games.
The bosses are the best part of Limecar.
They're all like really well made.
You unsavory!
It's soaking through my bones!
I
Got
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
I guess I could retry it, then exit.
And then it'll bring me back here. Let's see chat. I'm gonna chill here. Peace out
Thank you guys for chilling like always. I'll be on tomorrow
next
stream
Sunday
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