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Kirby and the world beyond announced."}, {"start": 134.24, "end": 135.08, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 138.52, "end": 139.36, "text": " Mm-mm-mm."}, {"start": 145.4, "end": 146.24, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 149.60000000000002, "end": 150.74, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 153.96, "end": 154.84, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 154.84, "end": 156.24, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if I honestly,"}, {"start": 156.24, "end": 158.32000000000002, "text": " Kirby's cool and Metroid school,"}, {"start": 158.32000000000002, "end": 161.20000000000002, "text": " but like I personally don't really care about both IPs."}, {"start": 161.20000000000002, "end": 168.20000000000002, "text": " Uh, MK World 10 new courses today? Oh really? Yeah, what are the highlights?"}, {"start": 169.20000000000002, "end": 174.20000000000002, "text": " What are the highlights? Onemusha though. Feels good."}, {"start": 175.20000000000002, "end": 183.20000000000002, "text": " Onemusha though! That was great, man. What a fucking salt. God damn man. Resident Evil this year?"}, {"start": 185.20000000000002, "end": 187.20000000000002, "text": " Onemusha?"}, {"start": 191.20000000000002, "end": 198.28000000000003, "text": " Mm-hmm both just like two solid fucking games man. Oh my"}, {"start": 202.48000000000002, "end": 206.68, "text": " Crazy did sports resort in October"}, {"start": 208.56, "end": 214.8, "text": " What time is the Apple event I might stream tomorrow, I'm not sure I want to I want to actually play war dogs I"}, {"start": 215.96, "end": 217.96, "text": " Sorry, I haven't played the game enough"}, {"start": 218.36, "end": 223.68, "text": " But we're now hitting a little area where nothing really big is coming out so I can actually indulge in it"}, {"start": 225.56, "end": 227.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 229.76000000000002, "end": 235.20000000000002, "text": " Want to like build shit in the game, I don't know I want to like try there's so many different approaches to it"}, {"start": 237.04000000000002, "end": 239.04000000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 241.04000000000002, "end": 245.64000000000001, "text": " Know Valheim 1.0 came out today, I could try that shit out too"}, {"start": 245.64000000000001, "end": 262.56, "text": " true. True. We got GTA as well. True. I mean, nothing is coming out as in for like a two"}, {"start": 262.56, "end": 270.36, "text": " to three day little breakage until shit starts coming out again. Don't get me wrong, bro."}, {"start": 270.36, "end": 273.56, "text": " I could play some fucking Don Walker too, brother!"}, {"start": 279.6, "end": 281.72, "text": " I could, I could!"}, {"start": 281.72, "end": 283.68, "text": " Yo, I remember one of the dead interviews,"}, {"start": 283.68, "end": 286.56, "text": " he's like, so you can technically just go right"}, {"start": 286.56, "end": 288.28000000000003, "text": " to Branson and try to kill him."}, {"start": 289.16, "end": 291.56, "text": " And he implied that it's possible."}, {"start": 292.72, "end": 294.24, "text": " So yes."}, {"start": 297.32, "end": 299.44, "text": " That would be one play through."}, {"start": 299.44, "end": 305.6, "text": " That would be a style he did say that he said he the dev said it and he's like whoever wants to conquer it"}, {"start": 305.6, "end": 307.6, "text": " I forgot the what he said specifically"}, {"start": 308.56, "end": 312.8, "text": " But he implied that it's doable, but like you're gonna die like a thousand times"}, {"start": 312.8, "end": 330.56, "text": " lane boys come back hype yeah I don't know man you got to relax about that buddy you"}, {"start": 330.56, "end": 340.68, "text": " got to relax it's track it have ended my play through hours ago yeah no that's actually"}, {"start": 340.68, "end": 348.28000000000003, "text": " one thing they mentioned new 2D Metroid. Yeah, I don't really care about Metroid too much Valheim,"}, {"start": 348.28000000000003, "end": 352.84000000000003, "text": " I've never fully played, but this would be a good time to do a Valheim playthrough."}, {"start": 355.0, "end": 362.52, "text": " There is an ending in Valheim, right? 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I've never I've played it for 74 minutes"}, {"start": 485.6, "end": 487.88, "text": " It's five years ago."}, {"start": 489.88, "end": 491.34000000000003, "text": " So I'm in."}, {"start": 492.78000000000003, "end": 493.72, "text": " I don't mind."}, {"start": 493.72, "end": 495.96000000000004, "text": " Stop sniffling, bitch."}, {"start": 495.96000000000004, "end": 498.20000000000005, "text": " It's fucking fall now, all right?"}, {"start": 499.04, "end": 501.08000000000004, "text": " I have a very sensitive sinus."}, {"start": 504.12, "end": 504.96000000000004, "text": " Okay, buddy."}, {"start": 506.24, "end": 507.08000000000004, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 507.08000000000004, "end": 508.08000000000004, "text": " Before I watch these,"}, {"start": 509.88, "end": 511.28000000000003, "text": " I don't see anything else chat"}, {"start": 511.28000000000003, "end": 513.46, "text": " unless you link me the trailer."}, {"start": 513.46, "end": 520.94, "text": " Nintendo switch sports resort Mario Kart update"}, {"start": 528.22, "end": 532.0600000000001, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 532.0600000000001, "end": 536.1, "text": " get moving on woohoo island"}, {"start": 536.1, "end": 541.0600000000001, "text": " in addition to the 12 sports available you can freely explore the island"}, {"start": 541.0600000000001, "end": 545.5400000000001, "text": " Can I play this fucking game on the Switch?"}, {"start": 545.5400000000001, "end": 548.5400000000001, "text": " Is this just the Switch 2 version?"}, {"start": 548.5400000000001, "end": 560.5400000000001, "text": " Oh, this is the sequel to that?"}, {"start": 560.54, "end": 569.86, "text": " There's a lot to discover around Woohoo Island."}, {"start": 569.86, "end": 573.3, "text": " Why not take a break and enjoy this charming resort?"}, {"start": 573.3, "end": 575.54, "text": " Yeah, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 575.54, "end": 578.66, "text": " There's a brand new island crown though that you can play offline."}, {"start": 578.66, "end": 584.26, "text": " I was gonna say, this game's appeal is the online random shit."}, {"start": 584.26, "end": 589.54, "text": " top ranked opponents in each sport by winning matches and increasing your rank"}, {"start": 591.62, "end": 600.02, "text": " oh shit there are season champs known as island legends whoa in addition you can unlock a variety"}, {"start": 600.02, "end": 606.02, "text": " of customizations in the item center to stylize your me character or sportsman whether you're"}, {"start": 606.02, "end": 612.18, "text": " playing online online this is gonna be fun the other one was fun too enjoy all sorts of sports"}, {"start": 612.1800000000001, "end": 617.7800000000001, "text": " with intuitive motion controls if you just queue and matchmaking it would be fun"}, {"start": 618.1, "end": 624.34, "text": " launches exclusively on nintendo switch 2 october 22nd pre-orders are available now"}, {"start": 624.34, "end": 629.6200000000001, "text": " on nintendo e-shop i'll check it out it'll be fun probably good i'm down with that"}, {"start": 630.4200000000001, "end": 635.6200000000001, "text": " archage protocols i got a gameplay overview is this uh aren't there a bunch of different"}, {"start": 635.62, "end": 639.22, "text": " Archage is announced, or am I tripping?"}, {"start": 639.22, "end": 644.74, "text": " Archage actually looked really good."}, {"start": 644.74, "end": 646.78, "text": " Wait, two days ago?"}, {"start": 646.78, "end": 650.82, "text": " Yeah, Archage looked really, really good."}, {"start": 650.82, "end": 652.62, "text": " Ion too looked kind of meh."}, {"start": 657.58, "end": 660.7, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 660.7, "end": 663.3, "text": " Oh, is this the Metroid?"}, {"start": 663.3000000000001, "end": 665.3000000000001, "text": " I'm not sure a game."}, {"start": 680.5000000000001, "end": 686.7400000000001, "text": " I am one is it still two o'clock? Oh, is that one o'clock? Oh, shit."}, {"start": 693.3000000000001, "end": 714.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 714.22, "end": 715.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 715.22, "end": 734.82, "text": " I don't know man, Metroid's cool bro, but I don't know."}, {"start": 734.82, "end": 735.82, "text": " Metroid's cool?"}, {"start": 735.82, "end": 739.82, "text": " I've never fully given a shit about Metroid personally."}, {"start": 739.82, "end": 741.82, "text": " Yeah, that's cool, man"}, {"start": 745.7800000000001, "end": 747.7800000000001, "text": " What"}, {"start": 750.1800000000001, "end": 758.1, "text": " Metroid dread is amazing buddy amazing is a strong word. What was amazing about it?"}, {"start": 762.86, "end": 766.98, "text": " It is though one of the greatest platformers really"}, {"start": 766.98, "end": 775.54, "text": " You played dread a lot, I did?"}, {"start": 775.54, "end": 777.62, "text": " Maybe I'm not thinking of the right Metroid."}, {"start": 777.62, "end": 781.1, "text": " I was thinking of the, didn't they do like a first person on the game?"}, {"start": 781.1, "end": 785.94, "text": " I played it on some Sunday."}, {"start": 785.94, "end": 792.54, "text": " I think it was, it's, I'm not saying, look, I'm not saying the games are bad."}, {"start": 792.54, "end": 794.14, "text": " Like sure I may have played it a lot."}, {"start": 794.14, "end": 804.42, "text": " It is a good game, but I it's not like my favorite fucking IP that I need to see constantly make me a comeback, but it's fucking Nintendo, you know."}, {"start": 808.9, "end": 811.36, "text": " It's one of their main. It's one of their main ones."}, {"start": 811.36, "end": 824.36, "text": " and I'm literally shaking right now buddy relax buddy get this guy fucking blank and what do you mean dude"}, {"start": 824.36, "end": 837.36, "text": " bro war dogs is is is gonna be good for sure like I'm excited it's always fun playing him and and seeing what's going on it's gonna be good shit"}, {"start": 837.36, "end": 848.36, "text": " But like you got to fucking relax, buddy, and I don't think it's going to be arc Raiders level it's going to attract a variety of gamers."}, {"start": 850.36, "end": 855.36, "text": " It's going to. Yeah, it's it's not it's not going to be like the next arc Raiders level."}, {"start": 856.36, "end": 859.36, "text": " Some people are acting like it's going to be. I don't think so."}, {"start": 859.36, "end": 869.6, "text": " So it's a whole different style, it's a lot, it's a bit more, it's like a light milsim."}, {"start": 869.6, "end": 872.24, "text": " It tries to be like a light milsim."}, {"start": 872.24, "end": 877.28, "text": " A lot more patience involved."}, {"start": 877.28, "end": 889.28, "text": " It will die off in the same time Arc did."}, {"start": 889.28, "end": 894.0799999999999, "text": " Is it Arc doing their big update in October or some shit?"}, {"start": 894.0799999999999, "end": 899.72, "text": " I've seen some people claim that, look, I don't really give a fuck."}, {"start": 899.72, "end": 903.9599999999999, "text": " Some people said Arc Raiders is like still wicked good."}, {"start": 903.9599999999999, "end": 908.4, "text": " Dude, anyone here still play this?"}, {"start": 908.4, "end": 910.24, "text": " That's fine if you do."}, {"start": 910.24, "end": 911.52, "text": " That's fucking crazy."}, {"start": 911.52, "end": 913.76, "text": " Some people like, yo, don't listen to, I agree."}, {"start": 913.76, "end": 915.8, "text": " Fuck the streamer takes or I'll trash."}, {"start": 915.8, "end": 918.4399999999999, "text": " I judge you guys for listening to streamers."}, {"start": 918.44, "end": 921.0400000000001, "text": " I don't know what to tell you guys. I just press the live button."}, {"start": 921.0400000000001, "end": 923.0400000000001, "text": " All right. It's your choice to listen."}, {"start": 925.5400000000001, "end": 927.84, "text": " I'm just fucking chillin, bro. I got nothing else to do."}, {"start": 927.84, "end": 931.0400000000001, "text": " OK, you are the both partners who put the weight on the statement."}, {"start": 931.6400000000001, "end": 935.44, "text": " But I'm just saying I saw some people were like, you know,"}, {"start": 935.74, "end": 938.44, "text": " people who say that this game is really good still."}, {"start": 938.84, "end": 943.24, "text": " How? How are you still collecting fucking junk and having fun?"}, {"start": 943.24, "end": 946.84, "text": " That's crazy. You still bro."}, {"start": 946.84, "end": 952.88, "text": " That's you might they might as well give you one of those fucking little pick things and you can collect trash outside. What do you what?"}, {"start": 954.44, "end": 959.0400000000001, "text": " What are those fucking long pick things you're collecting plastic."}, {"start": 960.12, "end": 962.48, "text": " Fucking cloth."}, {"start": 964.36, "end": 968.1600000000001, "text": " Like the allure and like the most basic resources for how long."}, {"start": 968.16, "end": 974.66, "text": " I commend you for having that much patience in this game's loop."}, {"start": 974.66, "end": 978.16, "text": " This is, Arc Raiders, I glazed the shit out of it."}, {"start": 978.16, "end": 984.9599999999999, "text": " It is a great game, but holy fuck, the loot is so shallow."}, {"start": 984.9599999999999, "end": 989.0, "text": " If you play this still though, I mean, god damn, bro, that's crazy, dude."}, {"start": 989.0, "end": 992.8399999999999, "text": " That's actually like, damn."}, {"start": 992.8399999999999, "end": 995.28, "text": " That's like, wow."}, {"start": 995.28, "end": 996.28, "text": " It's an extractor."}, {"start": 996.28, "end": 1002.52, "text": " I mean, there's still 25k people play dark and darker first"}, {"start": 1003.4, "end": 1006.4399999999999, "text": " Yeah, I guess it's somebody"}, {"start": 1007.4399999999999, "end": 1011.24, "text": " I don't even mean it in like a bad way. It's just kind of like"}, {"start": 1013.0, "end": 1015.0, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 1017.0799999999999, "end": 1024.04, "text": " People are saying the October update if it's like a new map, I don't think that's what it is the game needs like something else"}, {"start": 1026.28, "end": 1034.3999999999999, "text": " This game would still be cool if they did like way more player cooperation and you're all versing like massive mechs"}, {"start": 1034.3999999999999, "end": 1040.8799999999999, "text": " I still think when we have like 50 people in the server killing shit. It looks so good"}, {"start": 1041.8, "end": 1047.2, "text": " That was more fun than just like PvP'ing after a bit and like looting people shit"}, {"start": 1048.08, "end": 1050.76, "text": " They have that this game has a great foundation"}, {"start": 1050.76, "end": 1057.16, "text": " but I think the problem is it falters at the fact that it's just a shallow extractor"}, {"start": 1058.28, "end": 1064.44, "text": " when there's deeper extractors out. I think that's kind of it. Sure, it's like, I don't think it's"}, {"start": 1064.44, "end": 1069.24, "text": " a skill issue. You could just fucking kill everybody and collect all the loot. I guess it's"}, {"start": 1069.24, "end": 1076.28, "text": " fun for a bit, but then it's like, if they had more in like a mode, a bunch of people queued"}, {"start": 1076.28, "end": 1081.16, "text": " into and you brought in like your best gear and you were like actually working together to fucking"}, {"start": 1083.24, "end": 1091.32, "text": " take back the planet so you are all actively trying to fucking kill this threat mode would be cool"}, {"start": 1093.32, "end": 1100.12, "text": " or something because the game is absolutely beautiful destiny type raid are like just"}, {"start": 1100.1200000000001, "end": 1101.8000000000002, "text": " just like a more mass player rate."}, {"start": 1101.8000000000002, "end": 1102.8000000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1103.8000000000002, "end": 1106.24, "text": " They get stuck in their little fucking shit loops"}, {"start": 1106.24, "end": 1108.72, "text": " because half of these devs at the end of the day,"}, {"start": 1108.72, "end": 1110.64, "text": " they just copied the old loops."}, {"start": 1110.64, "end": 1112.1200000000001, "text": " That's what they do."}, {"start": 1112.1200000000001, "end": 1114.2, "text": " That is fucking gaming, bro."}, {"start": 1114.2, "end": 1115.72, "text": " Battle Royale, what did they do?"}, {"start": 1115.72, "end": 1118.5200000000002, "text": " They just copied it and it was just a different aesthetic"}, {"start": 1118.5200000000002, "end": 1120.8400000000001, "text": " with like different changes."}, {"start": 1120.8400000000001, "end": 1123.6000000000001, "text": " But then after a while, it's kind of like, okay."}, {"start": 1125.3600000000001, "end": 1127.48, "text": " That's what these extractors did too."}, {"start": 1130.1200000000001, "end": 1135.1200000000001, "text": " Whisper in the fog what is this?"}, {"start": 1147.1200000000001, "end": 1152.1200000000001, "text": " Arma 4? Oh yeah, Arma 4 was announced right?"}, {"start": 1160.1200000000001, "end": 1173.96, "text": " When is that slated to come out?"}, {"start": 1173.96, "end": 1175.96, "text": " They haven't released it"}, {"start": 1233.96, "end": 1248.56, "text": " I've played so many of these, I don't fucking know man, what do you want me to say?"}, {"start": 1248.56, "end": 1260.92, "text": " It always falls on the category of maybe."}, {"start": 1260.92, "end": 1271.68, "text": " boring as fuck but did a good scary game hits but I mean yeah I played one"}, {"start": 1271.68, "end": 1280.6000000000001, "text": " recently though it was actually good on some Sunday that episode zero"}, {"start": 1280.6000000000001, "end": 1293.9, "text": " I forgot what it was called yeah hellraiser hellraiser is coming out to"}, {"start": 1293.9, "end": 1303.16, "text": " this one's like a maybe it's kind of like a ominous walk in a forest"}, {"start": 1303.16, "end": 1311.16, "text": " You know? Sure, brother."}, {"start": 1311.16, "end": 1320.76, "text": " Ominous walk in the forest. There it is."}, {"start": 1320.76, "end": 1325.1200000000001, "text": " Hellraiser won't be scary, yeah, but it'll be like a horror theme."}, {"start": 1325.1200000000001, "end": 1332.72, "text": " I'm not looking to be scared playing Hellraiser, it's more just a horror setting."}, {"start": 1332.72, "end": 1334.72, "text": " What is this shit? October 8th."}, {"start": 1334.72, "end": 1335.72, "text": " A."}, {"start": 1335.72, "end": 1348.72, "text": " Yeah, we could do Valheim 1.0 kill like one or two bosses 1.0."}, {"start": 1348.72, "end": 1354.72, "text": " Wanderberg came out."}, {"start": 1354.72, "end": 1355.72, "text": " Mostly positive."}, {"start": 1355.72, "end": 1357.72, "text": " Is there a lot more content in this game?"}, {"start": 1376.84, "end": 1381.56, "text": " I don't know, bro. I don't know. I want to make my own decision, but I'm seeing some uh, I'm seeing some"}, {"start": 1383.0, "end": 1385.0, "text": " I'm seeing some people say that"}, {"start": 1385.72, "end": 1398.2, "text": " Okay, just do normal resources times three play Valheim with X five resources mod to avoid grinding"}, {"start": 1399.0, "end": 1401.64, "text": " does that kill the experience or does that make it better"}, {"start": 1401.64, "end": 1416.1200000000001, "text": " Yeah, we gotta all agree here. Okay. And survival games. It's an arbitrary number. They assigned"}, {"start": 1416.1200000000001, "end": 1420.2, "text": " to how many times the player is going to have to fucking hold left click and farm fucking"}, {"start": 1420.2, "end": 1426.48, "text": " stones and trees and shit. Okay. Let's think about this here, people. Okay."}, {"start": 1426.48, "end": 1428.68, "text": " So you can focus on bosses"}, {"start": 1429.48, "end": 1433.76, "text": " There might be a little rhythm to the upgrade system, but you know"}, {"start": 1435.08, "end": 1437.08, "text": " Vanilla is grindy"}, {"start": 1438.84, "end": 1444.96, "text": " 5x 5x where it feels like you need the perfect balance where it feels like you're doing it"}, {"start": 1444.96, "end": 1446.96, "text": " But it doesn't feel like it's grinding"}, {"start": 1448.16, "end": 1454.88, "text": " I'm just particular with my survival games now, okay, bro. I've been playing these fucking games for like 20 years. All right"}, {"start": 1456.48, "end": 1469.08, "text": " It's gay. It's it's it's gonna take a long time. Yeah, maybe I'll hit up some Valheim"}, {"start": 1469.08, "end": 1474.72, "text": " one point or something and then do it up. Let me just download it. It's only four gigs"}, {"start": 1474.72, "end": 1483.4, "text": " anyways. Maybe maybe speedrun Don Walker. You're crazy,"}, {"start": 1483.4, "end": 1493.64, "text": " Yeah, I could actually do that because honestly, I will probably never go back and play Don"}, {"start": 1493.64, "end": 1496.0, "text": " Walker on stream."}, {"start": 1496.0, "end": 1509.0, "text": " Realistically, the time has passed."}, {"start": 1509.0, "end": 1510.3200000000002, "text": " You're crazy."}, {"start": 1510.3200000000002, "end": 1513.2800000000002, "text": " I could though."}, {"start": 1513.28, "end": 1515.28, "text": " You're such a zoomer."}, {"start": 1515.28, "end": 1516.62, "text": " You're such a boomer."}, {"start": 1516.62, "end": 1518.78, "text": " You're such a zoomer."}, {"start": 1518.78, "end": 1520.76, "text": " Buddy, whatever the fuck, man."}, {"start": 1520.76, "end": 1522.54, "text": " Tomorrow is another stream."}, {"start": 1527.06, "end": 1529.76, "text": " Yeah, I could just go straight to the final boss."}, {"start": 1538.92, "end": 1540.16, "text": " Yo, Halloween."}, {"start": 1540.16, "end": 1541.56, "text": " Yo, Halloween?"}, {"start": 1541.56, "end": 1547.2, "text": " Oof, nah, uh-uh-uh-uh, Halloween was kind of fun, but I, nah, I think, mm-mm."}, {"start": 1548.8, "end": 1552.72, "text": " Ah, I don't feel like queuing anymore. I don't feel like queuing anymore."}, {"start": 1554.0, "end": 1554.76, "text": " Mm-mm."}, {"start": 1554.76, "end": 1559.6799999999998, "text": " After yesterday, I played it enough, and now I think the game kinda is boring as fuck."}, {"start": 1560.96, "end": 1561.9199999999998, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1562.6799999999998, "end": 1564.44, "text": " Uh-uh, it's like funny."}, {"start": 1565.0, "end": 1569.28, "text": " It's funny, nah, uh-uh-uh, it's fucking boring now, dude."}, {"start": 1569.28, "end": 1575.76, "text": " It's not satisfying hunting the players and stuff and then playing the survivor feels kind of like a sloth"}, {"start": 1579.04, "end": 1583.28, "text": " Yeah, you're just terrible at it. I don't think it's a skill issue, bro"}, {"start": 1583.28, "end": 1586.72, "text": " Why do you think it always comes down to a fucking skill issue buddy?"}, {"start": 1587.6, "end": 1591.12, "text": " You're like, I don't know how to like what are we even talking about here?"}, {"start": 1592.16, "end": 1597.28, "text": " How many hours do you have in it? It's literally not a skill issue the game inherently sucks as"}, {"start": 1597.28, "end": 1601.36, "text": " I don't know what you're like. What are we saying here?"}, {"start": 1606.78, "end": 1609.54, "text": " Like it's kind of mostly positive though"}, {"start": 1616.34, "end": 1621.66, "text": " Chat all you can suck my balls. All right, if you are not fucking playing this game a week from now"}, {"start": 1621.66, "end": 1623.66, "text": " I'm your permaband"}, {"start": 1623.66, "end": 1630.5800000000002, "text": " Half you motherfuckers just say dumb shit and have nothing to back it up with there's no fucking way you believe that that heavily"}, {"start": 1630.5800000000002, "end": 1636.3400000000001, "text": " This game is probably gonna be dead in like two weeks because it is a very shallow game at the end of the day"}, {"start": 1636.3400000000001, "end": 1639.46, "text": " There's no incentive fully to keep on fucking grinding"}, {"start": 1639.8400000000001, "end": 1644.02, "text": " The killer is fun for a couple of rounds and then he's boring as fuck"}, {"start": 1644.96, "end": 1646.96, "text": " Like what are we talking about here?"}, {"start": 1646.96, "end": 1653.6000000000001, "text": " Okay, I guess it's ADD. Okay, if you aren't playing this shit in two fucking weeks band"}, {"start": 1655.48, "end": 1658.68, "text": " You're just bad. All right, sure"}, {"start": 1664.44, "end": 1666.44, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 1666.68, "end": 1674.16, "text": " It's not being tilted bro, you guys are hilarious. You're literally fucking content bro like what you're you are the emotional one"}, {"start": 1674.16, "end": 1679.0400000000002, "text": " What are we talking about? I'm writing the emotion in the text. I don't give a fuck. I'm responding"}, {"start": 1682.16, "end": 1684.96, "text": " Tilted it's more hilarious"}, {"start": 1687.3600000000001, "end": 1689.3600000000001, "text": " Because there's no fucking way"}, {"start": 1695.3600000000001, "end": 1702.92, "text": " Could it kill Brensys by now I don't think so if I were to do that it would take like a shit 10 of a tense"}, {"start": 1704.16, "end": 1713.48, "text": " Having fun with friends in a fun game. Yeah, but I'm looking at it in the lens of playing"}, {"start": 1713.48, "end": 1720.96, "text": " like how Texas Chainsaw was and Dead by Daylight as well. You're looking at it from a friend"}, {"start": 1720.96, "end": 1735.1200000000001, "text": " slop perspective. So you're a fucking idiot. What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 1735.1200000000001, "end": 1742.6000000000001, "text": " Texas chainsaw had more incentive to queue. Like, right? I didn't want to hear, bro,"}, {"start": 1742.6000000000001, "end": 1748.16, "text": " who here played Texas chainsaw? Are you do have incentive to keep chewing Halloween?"}, {"start": 1748.16, "end": 1751.0400000000002, "text": " chainsaw felt more like there was more to do"}, {"start": 1753.68, "end": 1760.16, "text": " the halloween game like i would love dude i wish the game was more fun i would honestly load up"}, {"start": 1760.16, "end": 1767.92, "text": " right now i just don't feel like loading up the exe already i was excited for it too"}, {"start": 1770.4, "end": 1776.3200000000002, "text": " yeah texas i loaded up for like a week all of those games are boring everybody's looking"}, {"start": 1776.32, "end": 1781.32, "text": " looking for a game like it that isn't dead by daylight."}, {"start": 1798.32, "end": 1801.32, "text": " Need incentive? I would say so."}, {"start": 1801.32, "end": 1803.32, "text": " What? I mean, why not?"}, {"start": 1803.32, "end": 1809.08, "text": " the loop is that fun I guess so shit maybe I'm you know what maybe maybe I just"}, {"start": 1809.08, "end": 1813.8, "text": " don't like video games anymore maybe you're right I'm still banning you if"}, {"start": 1813.8, "end": 1816.96, "text": " you're not literally playing Halloween next week by the way and you don't have"}, {"start": 1816.96, "end": 1828.48, "text": " 100 plus hours prove to me this the gamer you are buddy no no bro come on"}, {"start": 1828.48, "end": 1831.84, "text": " no you better fucking show me next week I better see a hundred fifty I better"}, {"start": 1831.8400000000001, "end": 1839.8400000000001, "text": " you at the top of the fucking leaderboard buddy, okay?"}, {"start": 1839.8400000000001, "end": 1856.7200000000003, "text": " You better be a mega fan, all achievements."}, {"start": 1856.7200000000003, "end": 1861.7200000000003, "text": " This really fun, Andy, you're trying to ragebate me, but it's not going to work, friend."}, {"start": 1861.72, "end": 1866.72, "text": " You're trying at this point plus one engagement, brother."}, {"start": 1866.72, "end": 1868.72, "text": " Brother guy."}, {"start": 1868.72, "end": 1871.72, "text": " Send another one, bro. Send another one."}, {"start": 1871.72, "end": 1874.72, "text": " Give me another one, bro."}, {"start": 1874.72, "end": 1883.72, "text": " Already worked bro. I'm literally stalling for 24 minutes. I can't start a game now because there's fucking Apple events happening."}, {"start": 1883.72, "end": 1890.72, "text": " I told you you're literally my content. I have nothing else to do."}, {"start": 1890.72, "end": 1894.16, "text": " I told you, this is not going to work."}, {"start": 1894.16, "end": 1897.52, "text": " Just play some GEO."}, {"start": 1897.52, "end": 1900.76, "text": " I would rather fucking respond to"}, {"start": 1900.76, "end": 1903.28, "text": " comments and different emotions that you"}, {"start": 1903.28, "end": 1905.56, "text": " pair socially fucking interpret than"}, {"start": 1905.56, "end": 1907.6000000000001, "text": " fucking figure out what EXE to"}, {"start": 1907.6000000000001, "end": 1911.2, "text": " load up to play for 20 minutes."}, {"start": 1914.56, "end": 1917.3600000000001, "text": " Like, come on."}, {"start": 1920.72, "end": 1932.16, "text": " Apple Slop buddy, it's once a fucking year, alright, relax."}, {"start": 1932.16, "end": 1939.96, "text": " We're gonna see what's happening."}, {"start": 1939.96, "end": 1943.3600000000001, "text": " Why are you larping watching an Apple event, buddy?"}, {"start": 1943.3600000000001, "end": 1945.04, "text": " What are we even saying here, buddy?"}, {"start": 1945.04, "end": 1949.4, "text": " Are you like 40 and you just are using that word in your vocab?"}, {"start": 1949.4, "end": 1951.0, "text": " I know that's the new one."}, {"start": 1952.76, "end": 1955.48, "text": " That sounded like you tried really hard adding it"}, {"start": 1956.6000000000001, "end": 1959.5600000000002, "text": " to find like a new word to add,"}, {"start": 1960.44, "end": 1962.2800000000002, "text": " and you tried applying it there."}, {"start": 1971.88, "end": 1974.64, "text": " Guys, there's so much resistance here on the Apple event."}, {"start": 1974.64, "end": 1975.5600000000002, "text": " What the fuck, mom?"}, {"start": 1978.16, "end": 1979.3200000000002, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 1979.4, "end": 1981.48, "text": " Aren't you a little curious?"}, {"start": 1981.48, "end": 1984.48, "text": " Bro, if there was a big Android event, I'd watch too."}, {"start": 1984.48, "end": 1986.0800000000002, "text": " I like seeing tech shit."}, {"start": 1986.0800000000002, "end": 1987.48, "text": " How is this fucking weird, dude?"}, {"start": 1987.48, "end": 1988.68, "text": " We watch this every year."}, {"start": 1991.4, "end": 1995.0, "text": " This is like the yearly DMCA."}, {"start": 1999.0400000000002, "end": 2000.72, "text": " Apple is dog shit?"}, {"start": 2000.72, "end": 2002.6000000000001, "text": " I agree, I agree."}, {"start": 2003.88, "end": 2006.5600000000002, "text": " I agree Apple is dog shit, but..."}, {"start": 2009.4, "end": 2013.4, "text": " I guess so. Yeah."}, {"start": 2013.4, "end": 2017.4, "text": " Bro, it's been good stall content for like the past four years of watching it."}, {"start": 2017.4, "end": 2021.4, "text": " Are you guys like finally over it or something?"}, {"start": 2025.4, "end": 2033.4, "text": " Have you guys finally like absorbed enough information and been online for so long that you just like, you don't want to watch that anymore?"}, {"start": 2039.4, "end": 2042.0400000000002, "text": " It makes sense. That's called growth"}, {"start": 2044.68, "end": 2051.36, "text": " There is never anything new same watch now you're right same phone same Mac"}, {"start": 2052.56, "end": 2055.54, "text": " Same dog shit, bro. That's life"}, {"start": 2063.4, "end": 2065.4, "text": " New price"}, {"start": 2065.4, "end": 2072.0, "text": " There's people like this every year you're just reading chat for the first time because"}, {"start": 2072.0, "end": 2082.6800000000003, "text": " you're not playing anything and maybe just more expensive and with less RAM now and more"}, {"start": 2082.6800000000003, "end": 2084.6800000000003, "text": " AI everything."}, {"start": 2084.6800000000003, "end": 2086.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2086.96, "end": 2091.76, "text": " I guess it's still kind of just like interesting like even watching the Nvidia keynote when"}, {"start": 2091.76, "end": 2100.76, "text": " it drops because they are the fucking tech overloads at the end of the day it's kind"}, {"start": 2100.76, "end": 2105.36, "text": " of just seeing what these motherfuckers have decided to present for the year and their"}, {"start": 2105.36, "end": 2111.6400000000003, "text": " hour to the public okay I don't know what to tell you bro"}, {"start": 2111.64, "end": 2141.52, "text": " Um, but yeah, bro, I would get a zombie I literally mentioned"}, {"start": 2141.52, "end": 2145.6, "text": " That's just the crazy part. It's just I even mentioned that was like I would get a zombie"}, {"start": 2148.32, "end": 2154.58, "text": " All right, fine, I'll get an apple up low fucking salad bitch, okay, I'm gonna get a fucking Android"}, {"start": 2159.36, "end": 2163.12, "text": " All right, I think they're showing I missed it"}, {"start": 2168.5, "end": 2170.5, "text": " Just get a Nokia"}, {"start": 2171.52, "end": 2179.1, "text": " I mean, yeah, for sure the phone hype and no one gives a shit anymore. Honestly. It was fun on the initial rise up now"}, {"start": 2180.24, "end": 2182.08, "text": " No, I fucking cares"}, {"start": 2182.08, "end": 2187.32, "text": " The phones are good enough. What else do you need on the device? There's literally nothing else you need"}, {"start": 2189.32, "end": 2196.14, "text": " There's no phone hype the race of who could get the the best tech in your hand was cool"}, {"start": 2196.14, "end": 2202.2999999999997, "text": " It was it was fun to watch"}, {"start": 2206.74, "end": 2211.04, "text": " But yeah, I mean what innovation do you even want anymore in the phone there is no innovation"}, {"start": 2211.04, "end": 2214.46, "text": " It's just like fine. The fine tuning. I feel like it's already fine tuned"}, {"start": 2216.18, "end": 2218.18, "text": " Now it's just like Call of Duty"}, {"start": 2218.7599999999998, "end": 2222.98, "text": " Yeah, I mean a fine it is kind of like Call of Duty ish right now"}, {"start": 2222.98, "end": 2228.62, "text": " They're not they just fucking release it just to release it. There's like four already planned. We're seeing it"}, {"start": 2229.7, "end": 2231.7, "text": " Like the phone we're seeing right now"}, {"start": 2234.38, "end": 2236.38, "text": " Is like"}, {"start": 2236.94, "end": 2242.34, "text": " One of four already in production actually now this one this one's coming out been"}, {"start": 2243.86, "end": 2245.86, "text": " 2027 is in production"}, {"start": 2245.86, "end": 2268.06, "text": " 80% complete, 2028 is like 30% complete, 2029's edition is just getting started."}, {"start": 2268.06, "end": 2270.46, "text": " They're going to announce the AirPods with cameras."}, {"start": 2270.46, "end": 2271.58, "text": " I heard about that."}, {"start": 2271.58, "end": 2272.58, "text": " I did hear about that."}, {"start": 2272.58, "end": 2273.7000000000003, "text": " I don't know if that was rumor."}, {"start": 2273.7000000000003, "end": 2275.1000000000004, "text": " I don't know how that works."}, {"start": 2280.1000000000004, "end": 2280.6000000000004, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2280.6000000000004, "end": 2282.0000000000005, "text": " I think that was just bullshit."}, {"start": 2282.0000000000005, "end": 2284.1000000000004, "text": " I don't know if that was bullshit, though."}, {"start": 2284.1000000000004, "end": 2287.3, "text": " I see how people are weird about the glasses"}, {"start": 2287.3, "end": 2290.1000000000004, "text": " that you can record with, like I totally see that."}, {"start": 2290.1000000000004, "end": 2293.0000000000005, "text": " If they apply that to the AirPods, I don't think so."}, {"start": 2293.0000000000005, "end": 2296.4, "text": " People use AirPods all the time."}, {"start": 2296.4, "end": 2299.4, "text": " It's got to be super obvious."}, {"start": 2299.4, "end": 2301.4, "text": " I hope they don't do that."}, {"start": 2301.4, "end": 2303.4, "text": " The glasses are fucking weird."}, {"start": 2304.52, "end": 2308.48, "text": " But if they just throw a camera into the air pod,"}, {"start": 2308.48, "end": 2310.08, "text": " that kind of, mm-mm."}, {"start": 2312.04, "end": 2313.84, "text": " That must have been bullshit."}, {"start": 2318.48, "end": 2320.2400000000002, "text": " That must have been bullshit, no way."}, {"start": 2326.6, "end": 2327.6, "text": " Oh yeah, what about that?"}, {"start": 2327.6, "end": 2329.44, "text": " L-G-O, my God."}, {"start": 2329.44, "end": 2330.28, "text": " Am I staring?"}, {"start": 2330.28, "end": 2331.12, "text": " Wait, hold up."}, {"start": 2331.4, "end": 2335.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, what about the LG thing? I don't know if that was legit or not, but"}, {"start": 2336.76, "end": 2341.38, "text": " How it's the microphone and the LG TVs or whatever the fuck"}, {"start": 2343.04, "end": 2346.84, "text": " Even if you disconnect all the microphone stuff, it's still like"}, {"start": 2348.08, "end": 2350.08, "text": " records"}, {"start": 2350.6, "end": 2356.6800000000003, "text": " And gets captured not only LG was that actually real was that legit?"}, {"start": 2359.0, "end": 2361.0, "text": " Almost every TV has it"}, {"start": 2361.4, "end": 2374.44, "text": " So as the caveat is all TV, it's not just LG, it was just found through the LG."}, {"start": 2374.44, "end": 2376.32, "text": " Every device has it."}, {"start": 2376.32, "end": 2382.08, "text": " Bro, this is like microplastic shit."}, {"start": 2382.08, "end": 2385.7200000000003, "text": " Fast forward."}, {"start": 2385.7200000000003, "end": 2397.88, "text": " By the way, by the way, everything has microplastics by the way, every fucking brand, every brand"}, {"start": 2397.88, "end": 2402.92, "text": " through their listing right now, whatever."}, {"start": 2402.92, "end": 2403.92, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 2403.92, "end": 2407.7200000000003, "text": " LG is just very blatant about it."}, {"start": 2407.7200000000003, "end": 2408.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2408.7200000000003, "end": 2409.7200000000003, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 2409.7200000000003, "end": 2410.7200000000003, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2410.7200000000003, "end": 2411.7200000000003, "text": " I don't think so, bro."}, {"start": 2411.7200000000003, "end": 2415.5200000000004, "text": " If they put a fucking camera in the AirPods, honestly, that's just, that's"}, {"start": 2415.52, "end": 2419.6, "text": " seems kind of stupid at the it's starting to get a little bit."}, {"start": 2419.84, "end": 2421.24, "text": " I don't fucking know, man."}, {"start": 2422.24, "end": 2423.04, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 2426.52, "end": 2427.68, "text": " I don't even know, man."}, {"start": 2427.7599999999998, "end": 2428.56, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 2429.88, "end": 2433.28, "text": " It is a little bit kind of like just updating just to update."}, {"start": 2439.0, "end": 2442.12, "text": " It is getting a little bit to the point of updating just to update."}, {"start": 2442.92, "end": 2444.16, "text": " Chat, we're watching this shit."}, {"start": 2444.16, "end": 2446.66, "text": " If it's bad, it's literally an hour, okay?"}, {"start": 2448.0, "end": 2449.2599999999998, "text": " We're watching this."}, {"start": 2451.8399999999997, "end": 2454.8799999999997, "text": " Gotta satisfy the shareholders,"}, {"start": 2454.8799999999997, "end": 2456.2, "text": " isn't that what it's always about?"}, {"start": 2456.2, "end": 2457.92, "text": " What are the chances they've listened to me"}, {"start": 2457.92, "end": 2459.64, "text": " out of billions of people?"}, {"start": 2468.16, "end": 2471.3599999999997, "text": " Did you need a firmware update, your toothbrush?"}, {"start": 2471.36, "end": 2474.32, "text": " How the fuck has Apple not come up with a toothbrush yet?"}, {"start": 2475.28, "end": 2477.32, "text": " It connects to your fucking phone."}, {"start": 2480.7000000000003, "end": 2483.1800000000003, "text": " I'm not saying, I'm not telling them they should do it."}, {"start": 2483.1800000000003, "end": 2485.26, "text": " I'm just saying, how have they not?"}, {"start": 2485.26, "end": 2486.94, "text": " I know, I saw Dyson did it."}, {"start": 2486.94, "end": 2488.86, "text": " I thought that was April Fools."}, {"start": 2488.86, "end": 2490.9, "text": " I did, I thought it was."}, {"start": 2490.9, "end": 2492.98, "text": " Some of the tech shit that comes out now"}, {"start": 2492.98, "end": 2494.34, "text": " is so fucking random."}, {"start": 2494.34, "end": 2497.46, "text": " Like, I don't know if that's honestly gonna help you."}, {"start": 2497.46, "end": 2499.1400000000003, "text": " Needing a closeup of your teeth"}, {"start": 2499.1400000000003, "end": 2501.02, "text": " unless you wanna like download it"}, {"start": 2501.02, "end": 2503.78, "text": " that when you go to your dentist, you like,"}, {"start": 2503.78, "end": 2505.7599999999998, "text": " oh, here's me brushing my teeth."}, {"start": 2507.22, "end": 2509.7, "text": " Don't fucking, do you have VLC on your computer"}, {"start": 2509.7, "end": 2510.8, "text": " and you can like watch it?"}, {"start": 2510.8, "end": 2511.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2511.64, "end": 2514.5, "text": " Like what, why do you need a recording of that?"}, {"start": 2514.5, "end": 2516.54, "text": " Camera to train the AIs?"}, {"start": 2518.1, "end": 2518.94, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 2518.94, "end": 2519.7599999999998, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 2522.7, "end": 2524.36, "text": " Only because true."}, {"start": 2526.46, "end": 2529.1, "text": " You can feed it all of the recorded footage"}, {"start": 2529.1, "end": 2530.94, "text": " of how people are brushing their teeth"}, {"start": 2530.94, "end": 2535.26, "text": " all different types blah blah blah but like who the fuck is honestly buying that"}, {"start": 2540.94, "end": 2551.18, "text": " uh i'm not a lot of Dyson shit sucks balls okay a lot of Dyson stuff is ight a lot of it"}, {"start": 2551.18, "end": 2559.26, "text": " is just marketing no dude the vacuums are okay bro okay as a vacuum buyer all right"}, {"start": 2559.26, "end": 2571.9, "text": " the Dyson's are I swear to God roads all about the shark shark meal meal a whatever"}, {"start": 2571.9, "end": 2582.5, "text": " the fuck it flosses and brushes yeah but that's not isn't it like a $400 toothbrush"}, {"start": 2582.5, "end": 2587.5400000000004, "text": " or some shit it's it flosses and brushes yeah but you can get like a you"}, {"start": 2587.54, "end": 2591.38, "text": " You can already get those, that's not new shit."}, {"start": 2591.38, "end": 2600.42, "text": " You can get one that is way cheaper, that sprays water between your teeth and brushes."}, {"start": 2600.42, "end": 2602.7, "text": " So water flosses, it does the same thing."}, {"start": 2602.7, "end": 2607.2599999999998, "text": " That one just is Dyson and has a camera and it looks a little fancier."}, {"start": 2607.2599999999998, "end": 2608.42, "text": " So it's way more expensive."}, {"start": 2608.42, "end": 2611.42, "text": " Yeah, you can just get like a water pick."}, {"start": 2611.42, "end": 2614.9, "text": " But they don't say Dyson."}, {"start": 2614.9, "end": 2619.9, "text": " Dude, that's how a lot of girls shop, bro. Relax."}, {"start": 2622.9, "end": 2625.9, "text": " That's like..."}, {"start": 2627.9, "end": 2631.9, "text": " Come on, man. That's too much emphasis on the brand."}, {"start": 2638.9, "end": 2643.9, "text": " This was Samson's last show. Motherfucker!"}, {"start": 2643.9, "end": 2663.42, "text": " Wait, was it really Galaxy S26 and a nutshell?"}, {"start": 2663.42, "end": 2665.98, "text": " What do you mean says Apple fanboy bro?"}, {"start": 2665.98, "end": 2667.98, "text": " Who the fuck is an Apple fanboy dude?"}, {"start": 2667.98, "end": 2671.98, "text": " What are you even talking about?"}, {"start": 2671.98, "end": 2682.5, "text": " I don't know what you mean they you brought what I told you brought it's literally just"}, {"start": 2682.5, "end": 2689.62, "text": " curiosity buddy I do have a fucking iPhone I had an Android then went to iPhone and"}, {"start": 2689.62, "end": 2694.1, "text": " I totally would go back to Android but I just don't give that big of a fuck to switch"}, {"start": 2694.1, "end": 2697.62, "text": " because it's just a fucking phone."}, {"start": 2698.38, "end": 2700.38, "text": " Yeah, that's kind of it I"}, {"start": 2707.8599999999997, "end": 2713.54, "text": " Just told him I told bro earlier in the year I told you I was gonna get the fucking zow me buddy"}, {"start": 2713.54, "end": 2719.98, "text": " What the hell and you guys were like Chinese spy load you what fucking Chinese fucking model it up, bro"}, {"start": 2719.98, "end": 2725.7, "text": " And I was like oh shit my bad you guys you you are the buffers all right you guys are the buffers"}, {"start": 2725.7000000000003, "end": 2739.4600000000005, "text": " that always make me not do it. I was curious. I mentioned it. I was gonna do it. Just get"}, {"start": 2739.4600000000005, "end": 2743.34, "text": " another iPhone. I don't even think I'm gonna upgrade this year. I think I did like two"}, {"start": 2743.34, "end": 2755.6600000000003, "text": " years ago and this one's fine. Every reviewer is saying that the last OPPO X Ultra"}, {"start": 2755.66, "end": 2764.66, "text": " is the best smart phone ever. The division DLSS 5."}, {"start": 2778.66, "end": 2785.02, "text": " Oh, yo, they need to just like, yo, they should just like avalanche to just take"}, {"start": 2785.02, "end": 2790.62, "text": " the blueprint of the city or something and just like they need to reuse this"}, {"start": 2790.62, "end": 2799.78, "text": " this city there's so much work put in this that it's sacrilege for it to die"}, {"start": 2799.78, "end": 2804.74, "text": " fucking take this city and make it into like the Superman game or something I"}, {"start": 2804.74, "end": 2807.78, "text": " don't know bro"}, {"start": 2808.5, "end": 2814.14, "text": " whoever does on the map designers like actually we're like meticulous on every"}, {"start": 2814.14, "end": 2839.56, "text": " roads detail looks like an AI video sure brother I'm at massive not avalanche true"}, {"start": 2839.56, "end": 2849.98, "text": " No, they didn't want that they do Washington Division 2's map doesn't hit as hard"}, {"start": 2849.98, "end": 2855.2, "text": " This map was like a character in the game"}, {"start": 2855.2, "end": 2863.2799999999997, "text": " I feel like that should that was kind of Division 2's is not memorable. It's not a memorable map"}, {"start": 2863.2799999999997, "end": 2868.92, "text": " It's a forgettable just getting some games have the map is very memorable this one is that"}, {"start": 2868.92, "end": 2889.52, "text": " It was fun grinding this game when it first came out."}, {"start": 2889.52, "end": 2897.2000000000003, "text": " The E3 reveal into the downgrade, I remember."}, {"start": 2897.2000000000003, "end": 2901.84, "text": " when things were simple and people used to Pog get somebody just shutting a door in a video game."}, {"start": 2911.36, "end": 2916.4800000000005, "text": " I remember that first ever extraction mode the city in Demos always the highlight yeah it was"}, {"start": 2918.4, "end": 2922.0000000000005, "text": " shit broad chat we're gonna fuck we're just gonna we're gonna check this out and then"}, {"start": 2922.0, "end": 2925.06, "text": " Hmm, maybe I'll hit up some Valheim"}, {"start": 2930.34, "end": 2936.68, "text": " One point. Oh, maybe one or two bosses. I'm a little and I'm a I'm in a little bit of a limbo right now. I"}, {"start": 2938.8, "end": 2941.2, "text": " Know we got GTA. I know"}, {"start": 2942.52, "end": 2944.52, "text": " It would kind of just be like"}, {"start": 2944.72, "end": 2946.72, "text": " Going in there and just like"}, {"start": 2946.76, "end": 2948.36, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2948.36, "end": 2949.96, "text": " Doing it up"}, {"start": 2949.96, "end": 2951.96, "text": " Just kind of fucking around a little bit"}, {"start": 2953.44, "end": 2955.44, "text": " Plus checking out the update and"}, {"start": 2956.92, "end": 2963.32, "text": " Then I might be live tomorrow because I want to give war dogs a good shot. I feel like it's the"}, {"start": 2963.98, "end": 2967.2400000000002, "text": " First FPS in a while. I haven't really played"}, {"start": 2972.4, "end": 2978.28, "text": " But yeah, and then what then next week Wolverine's coming out I'm 50 50 on Wolverine"}, {"start": 2978.28, "end": 2980.6000000000004, "text": " I'm probably gonna beat it. I think it will be a fun just"}, {"start": 2981.7200000000003, "end": 2983.7200000000003, "text": " Popcorn game"}, {"start": 2983.7200000000003, "end": 2986.1200000000003, "text": " I'm not like super fucking hyped for it"}, {"start": 2987.2400000000002, "end": 2989.2400000000002, "text": " But it'll be fun. I think it'll be fun enough"}, {"start": 2992.6000000000004, "end": 2994.6000000000004, "text": " It'll be fun enough"}, {"start": 2995.6400000000003, "end": 3000.2000000000003, "text": " Looks ass, you know, I've seen tidbits here and there but"}, {"start": 3000.92, "end": 3005.48, "text": " No, no, I I I gotta play it myself. I gotta see"}, {"start": 3005.48, "end": 3013.08, "text": " You know what yes hashtag add but I would have played it anyways okay motherfuckers here"}, {"start": 3013.08, "end": 3026.52, "text": " every day and so does it realize I play everything relax buddy buddy I was gonna play it anyways"}, {"start": 3026.52, "end": 3031.4, "text": " I'm sorry my fucking name is up in the goddamn folder of yo we should call back this guy"}, {"start": 3031.4, "end": 3033.6800000000003, "text": " All right, suck my balls."}, {"start": 3033.6800000000003, "end": 3037.88, "text": " The death rag ball animation for war dogs needs an overhaul."}, {"start": 3039.48, "end": 3043.52, "text": " It's an, I don't know, it's an early access."}, {"start": 3049.6, "end": 3053.48, "text": " That's a lie, you barely play variety only popular games."}, {"start": 3053.48, "end": 3056.0, "text": " Brother, I don't know what you want from me then."}, {"start": 3056.0, "end": 3059.6, "text": " I played like, I streamed like 4,000 plus games last year."}, {"start": 3059.6, "end": 3066.6, "text": " Okay, I don't know what to tell you, bro."}, {"start": 3066.6, "end": 3069.6, "text": " I don't know what to tell you at this point, bro."}, {"start": 3069.6, "end": 3072.6, "text": " I'm coming up on two decades of streaming, buddy."}, {"start": 3072.6, "end": 3075.6, "text": " What are we trying to change here at this point?"}, {"start": 3075.6, "end": 3079.6, "text": " Okay, what are we doing at this point?"}, {"start": 3079.6, "end": 3088.6, "text": " What the fuck are we doing at this point, bro?"}, {"start": 3088.6, "end": 3092.6, "text": " played only."}, {"start": 3096.6, "end": 3100.6, "text": " 4000 playing only a 100 beaten you fuckin love it buddy."}, {"start": 3100.6, "end": 3104.6, "text": " You love the style following since 2016 you fucking love that"}, {"start": 3104.6, "end": 3108.6, "text": " ship. right. You love that you saw you experience 4000 worlds"}, {"start": 3108.6, "end": 3112.6, "text": " partially. I told you this this this channel has always"}, {"start": 3112.6, "end": 3116.6, "text": " been like."}, {"start": 3116.6, "end": 3118.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3131.0, "end": 3136.92, "text": " Three minutes, bro, there's 400,000 people here. Okay fucking"}, {"start": 3138.2, "end": 3144.6, "text": " Biasfambolas, bro. Holy shit. Let's fucking tune into what these these fucking bambolas are watching"}, {"start": 3144.6, "end": 3154.4, "text": " Right. Let's go on with that logic. How many beers does the Android big event usually get?"}, {"start": 3154.4, "end": 3169.04, "text": " Introducing I don't do fucking anything. Sit on the fucking couch. AI can now do fucking"}, {"start": 3169.04, "end": 3178.64, "text": " everything with I don't do fucking anything. Introducing I don't do fucking anything."}, {"start": 3182.64, "end": 3183.68, "text": " All right, let's see here."}, {"start": 3189.44, "end": 3194.96, "text": " They waiting on the 2200 iPhone fold. Yeah."}, {"start": 3199.04, "end": 3202.38, "text": " Listen, listen, this is a good time. This is, yeah."}, {"start": 3205.74, "end": 3208.94, "text": " Guys, come on, come on, guys, guys."}, {"start": 3208.94, "end": 3217.04, "text": " I know there's at least one of you motherfuckers who probably posts on the Apple forums or the Android forums, okay?"}, {"start": 3217.04, "end": 3219.04, "text": " So this is enemy territory."}, {"start": 3220.04, "end": 3225.04, "text": " Alright, let's put our fucking pitchforks down. Alright, I don't know if there's active forum users here."}, {"start": 3229.04, "end": 3231.72, "text": " I don't know how deep the fanboyism goes"}, {"start": 3239.8, "end": 3241.8, "text": " Where's the event bro"}, {"start": 3255.68, "end": 3257.68, "text": " The annual DMCA"}, {"start": 3259.04, "end": 3263.08, "text": " No man sky up a"}, {"start": 3268.0, "end": 3270.0, "text": " Apple shoes"}, {"start": 3270.0, "end": 3290.0, "text": " What is this man what is this what is this we're gonna have to nuke the whole"}, {"start": 3290.0, "end": 3292.0, "text": " VOD."}, {"start": 3292.0, "end": 3294.0, "text": " Nukit."}, {"start": 3305.0, "end": 3307.0, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 3307.0, "end": 3311.0, "text": " Okay, if there's one thing, if there's a new AirPod,"}, {"start": 3311.0, "end": 3314.0, "text": " how much better could you make the fucking AirPod?"}, {"start": 3314.0, "end": 3316.0, "text": " You just want to listen to shit."}, {"start": 3316.0, "end": 3318.0, "text": " It's not that deep."}, {"start": 3318.0, "end": 3319.7, "text": " Not a shit audio quality."}, {"start": 3321.5, "end": 3323.7, "text": " Like, battery life?"}, {"start": 3333.8, "end": 3334.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3343.0, "end": 3347.2, "text": " Bro, if the LG TVs are listening, the fucking iPhone's been listening."}, {"start": 3347.2000000000003, "end": 3349.2000000000003, "text": " Here's one."}, {"start": 3349.2000000000003, "end": 3352.2000000000003, "text": " Open on a man's face."}, {"start": 3352.2000000000003, "end": 3354.2000000000003, "text": " Half lit by flame."}, {"start": 3357.2000000000003, "end": 3359.2000000000003, "text": " And he drops the ladder."}, {"start": 3360.2000000000003, "end": 3362.2000000000003, "text": " Fired as the rest."}, {"start": 3364.2000000000003, "end": 3366.2000000000003, "text": " He walks away."}, {"start": 3366.2000000000003, "end": 3368.2000000000003, "text": " And he never looks back."}, {"start": 3371.2000000000003, "end": 3374.2000000000003, "text": " Nah, you gotta open like this."}, {"start": 3374.2000000000003, "end": 3381.1600000000003, "text": " chemicals down the hallway towards a kid just a normal kid except"}, {"start": 3385.5600000000004, "end": 3393.2400000000002, "text": " no here's a better one open on a woman in a bathroom slow push in to her reflection"}, {"start": 3423.2400000000002, "end": 3433.2400000000002, "text": " You call that an open end?"}, {"start": 3433.2400000000002, "end": 3436.2400000000002, "text": " This is an open end."}, {"start": 3436.2400000000002, "end": 3437.2400000000002, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 3437.2400000000002, "end": 3439.2400000000002, "text": " I get a way to drive a slow, isn't it?"}, {"start": 3439.2400000000002, "end": 3446.2400000000002, "text": " Bro, I'm pretty sure my Siri is still in, like, setup status for, like, two years."}, {"start": 3446.2400000000002, "end": 3452.2400000000002, "text": " Siri's been trying to gain access."}, {"start": 3452.2400000000002, "end": 3457.2400000000002, "text": " What's up, Buttercup?"}, {"start": 3460.2400000000002, "end": 3463.2400000000002, "text": " Forget all that. Keep it classic."}, {"start": 3463.2400000000002, "end": 3467.2400000000002, "text": " Open on an aerial shot, high above the California coast."}, {"start": 3467.2400000000002, "end": 3472.2400000000002, "text": " A car drives down the highway, then it disappears into a tunnel."}, {"start": 3472.2400000000002, "end": 3477.2400000000002, "text": " Cut to an interior. Camera follows a mysterious figure"}, {"start": 3477.2400000000002, "end": 3481.2400000000002, "text": " before revealing our main character."}, {"start": 3481.2400000000002, "end": 3489.6400000000003, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, not me, that's your guy, that's your opener."}, {"start": 3489.6400000000003, "end": 3492.0400000000004, "text": " What the hell, bro?"}, {"start": 3492.0400000000004, "end": 3493.8, "text": " Welcome to Apple Park."}, {"start": 3493.8, "end": 3496.7200000000003, "text": " I am so thrilled to be here today."}, {"start": 3496.7200000000003, "end": 3500.44, "text": " Before we get going, I want to take a moment to express what an extraordinary privilege"}, {"start": 3500.44, "end": 3504.44, "text": " it is to represent the remarkable teams here at Apple."}, {"start": 3504.44, "end": 3509.1200000000003, "text": " I have spent much of my life at this company, and I continue to be inspired every single"}, {"start": 3509.12, "end": 3516.48, "text": " day by the curiosity, invention, and relentless pursuit of excellence that define Apple."}, {"start": 3516.48, "end": 3521.2, "text": " Our teams bring an incredible level of collaboration and care to everything they do."}, {"start": 3521.2, "end": 3522.2, "text": " Creepy background."}, {"start": 3522.2, "end": 3527.3599999999997, "text": " All in service of a mission that has guided us from the very beginning to make the best"}, {"start": 3527.3599999999997, "end": 3529.92, "text": " products in the world."}, {"start": 3529.92, "end": 3535.52, "text": " Every day people around the world rely on our products to create, learn, live healthier"}, {"start": 3535.52, "end": 3542.08, "text": " lives and stay connected to the people and things that matter most. And the values at the heart of"}, {"start": 3542.08, "end": 3549.6, "text": " Apple continue to guide everything we do. As we look ahead, we see a future filled with enormous"}, {"start": 3549.6, "end": 3554.64, "text": " discoveries. This guy is in a Unreal Engine right now. AI makes entirely new kinds of experiences"}, {"start": 3554.64, "end": 3560.0, "text": " possible. In a studio somewhere. Even more useful when it brings together your life"}, {"start": 3560.0, "end": 3564.0, "text": " with the apps, services, and products you use every day."}, {"start": 3564.0, "end": 3567.6, "text": " And this means the product at the center of your experiences"}, {"start": 3567.6, "end": 3569.6, "text": " becomes even more essential."}, {"start": 3569.6, "end": 3572.6, "text": " What I like to think of as an intelligent, personal..."}, {"start": 3572.6, "end": 3576.6, "text": " This guy's probably fake and what fucking Siri manifested as a human."}, {"start": 3576.6, "end": 3579.8, "text": " ...and a deep understanding of more personal contact with us."}, {"start": 3579.8, "end": 3582.0, "text": " ...that makes this idea so powerful."}, {"start": 3582.0, "end": 3585.8, "text": " Now, if you were designing the ideal version of this hub from scratch,"}, {"start": 3585.8, "end": 3587.2, "text": " how would you do it?"}, {"start": 3587.2000000000003, "end": 3590.8, "text": " Well, first, 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You add a second neural engine until you built the fastest chip ever put"}, {"start": 3765.88, "end": 3773.24, "text": " in an iPhone. Next, you give it the longest battery life in iPhone history and the most advanced"}, {"start": 3773.24, "end": 3783.16, "text": " pro camera system ever. To improve low-light photography, amplify creative control and shoot"}, {"start": 3783.16, "end": 3789.96, "text": " like a pro. This is what happens when you go to the moon. Come back and ask, what's next?"}, {"start": 3792.8399999999997, "end": 3798.12, "text": " Bro, I don't even remember what number I have. Introducing iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max."}, {"start": 3798.12, "end": 3802.12, "text": " I think this one's the 16th. We made massive advancements in the most important areas."}, {"start": 3802.12, "end": 3810.2, "text": " Called up. Intelligence, performance, battery, and camera. iPhone 18 Pro's gorgeous design"}, {"start": 3810.2000000000003, "end": 3817.0800000000004, "text": " Now includes color matched aluminum and back glass for a more cohesive look it comes in an incredibly deep black"}, {"start": 3818.36, "end": 3821.84, "text": " The silver that's now even almost the iPhone air a"}, {"start": 3822.92, "end": 3830.6000000000004, "text": " Fresh new color we call glacier. 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Here's some more to share."}, {"start": 5699.599999999999, "end": 5704.44, "text": " Your heart rate reveals invaluable information about your fitness and current physiological"}, {"start": 5704.44, "end": 5710.48, "text": " state. So we're featuring high frequency heart rate data in the updated heart rate app and"}, {"start": 5710.4800000000005, "end": 5716.88, "text": " new watch face complications. HRV is now included in the vitals app for a more complete look"}, {"start": 5716.88, "end": 5722.84, "text": " at your health status. It's in the overnight view and in a new daytime view to help you"}, {"start": 5722.84, "end": 5727.96, "text": " spot shifts even before they show up in your overnight metrics. And the health sensing"}, {"start": 5727.96, "end": 5733.4800000000005, "text": " system brings a completely new experience to Apple Watch. If you were in Apple Watch,"}, {"start": 5733.4800000000005, "end": 5737.860000000001, "text": " you judge why. Whether you're training for a race or juggling a busy week, readiness"}, {"start": 5737.86, "end": 5743.9, "text": " can tell you when to push and when to hold back. Each morning, Apple Watch analyzes your"}, {"start": 5743.9, "end": 5749.78, "text": " recent activity, vitals, and sleep to give you one score with a clear call on your body's"}, {"start": 5749.78, "end": 5755.0199999999995, "text": " capacity to take on the day. Recover, paste yourself, and ready to go. I think some people"}, {"start": 5755.0199999999995, "end": 5761.0199999999995, "text": " just like having this information. Your score can also update during the day. And you"}, {"start": 5761.0199999999995, "end": 5765.78, "text": " can view it on Apple Watch or in the fitness app on iPhone. Everything the health"}, {"start": 5765.78, "end": 5767.78, "text": " It gives you some type of fucking reading."}, {"start": 5795.78, "end": 5802.74, "text": " in your VO2 Max. You can go deeper on topics like readiness, fitness, or heart health."}, {"start": 5804.0199999999995, "end": 5807.62, "text": " You'll also get personalized guidance powered by Apple Intelligence."}, {"start": 5808.259999999999, "end": 5812.82, "text": " So if you're working on your cardio, you might see a suggestion to incorporate intervals into"}, {"start": 5812.82, "end": 5818.98, "text": " your regular morning run. 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It's literally beneficial. How can you get a little more insight?"}, {"start": 5886.200000000001, "end": 5889.580000000001, "text": " You don't know shit about yourself your iPhone you kind of have feelings"}, {"start": 5889.580000000001, "end": 5896.860000000001, "text": " clinical experts related to judge whether they go or not add another layer using just your iPhone or not"}, {"start": 5896.860000000001, "end": 5903.56, "text": " Anything to get rid of the fog of your insides is good and even try that's how tech should be fucking developed"}, {"start": 5903.56, "end": 5907.06, "text": " For example, here's how the VO2 Max test works."}, {"start": 5907.06, "end": 5911.06, "text": " And a good and a fucking non-shit world as they would double down on wearable tech."}, {"start": 5911.06, "end": 5914.56, "text": " As you take the test, your iPhone camera detects your precise movements."}, {"start": 5914.56, "end": 5916.06, "text": " You'll see the moves by a trainer."}, {"start": 5916.06, "end": 5919.06, "text": " If there is no stupid shit and profits attached."}, {"start": 5919.06, "end": 5922.06, "text": " As it speeds up, try to match the pace."}, {"start": 5922.06, "end": 5924.56, "text": " And then make it so it's cheap so everybody can gamble."}, {"start": 5924.56, "end": 5926.06, "text": " Yeah, I do in real time."}, {"start": 5926.06, "end": 5928.06, "text": " On screen and voice cues on your form."}, {"start": 5928.06, "end": 5930.06, "text": " It's like having a coach right there with you."}, {"start": 5930.06, "end": 5931.06, "text": " Come on, madam."}, {"start": 5931.06, "end": 5932.06, "text": " You're halfway there."}, {"start": 5932.06, "end": 5938.9800000000005, "text": " there. Keep it up. As soon as you're done, you'll get your results. And you can retake"}, {"start": 5938.9800000000005, "end": 5944.620000000001, "text": " these assessments anytime. Your iPhone, Apple Watch and Apple Intelligence all work together"}, {"start": 5944.620000000001, "end": 5950.26, "text": " in the redesigned health app to help you live a better day and to help your life. The"}, {"start": 5950.26, "end": 5954.620000000001, "text": " new health app is coming later this year, starting in US English with more languages"}, {"start": 5954.620000000001, "end": 5959.820000000001, "text": " to follow. And those are all of the health and fitness updates. 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Introducing Audio Intelligence. Just as visual"}, {"start": 5994.4400000000005, "end": 5999.08, "text": " intelligence makes sense of what you see, audio intelligence makes sense of what you hear."}, {"start": 5999.96, "end": 6004.6, "text": " It harnesses the power of Apple Intelligence right on your wrist in a private and secure way."}, {"start": 6006.2, "end": 6010.2, "text": " Having increased awareness of the world around you is especially important for those who are"}, {"start": 6010.2, "end": 6015.08, "text": " deaf or hard of hearing. 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Oh my god. My bad. Sorry. I think this is like muscle memory"}, {"start": 6168.74, "end": 6172.74, "text": " Audio intelligence is only possible because of our new s11 chip"}, {"start": 6173.22, "end": 6178.66, "text": " Which is custom built to power these intelligence features while keeping your data private and secure"}, {"start": 6178.98, "end": 6184.98, "text": " Good thing it was a fast test features are enabled by the s11 chip's power efficient always-on processor"}, {"start": 6184.9800000000005, "end": 6192.500000000001, "text": " The processor includes a new secure X-clade where a dedicated audio buffer securely manages raw audio"}, {"start": 6193.000000000001, "end": 6200.64, "text": " exclusively for processing with a faster CPU GPU and neural engine all derived from the 820 Pro"}, {"start": 6204.9800000000005, "end": 6207.9800000000005, "text": " Internal innovation is matched by extraordinary"}, {"start": 6214.9800000000005, "end": 6219.38, "text": " individual is the person wearing it. With thousands of case and band combinations and"}, {"start": 6219.38, "end": 6225.580000000001, "text": " millions of watch face customizations, it's not just a watch. It's your watch. That's"}, {"start": 6225.580000000001, "end": 6231.1, "text": " more true than ever with stunning new colors and materials. Apple Watch Series 12 comes"}, {"start": 6231.1, "end": 6240.46, "text": " in space gray, black, light gold, and a stylish new dark bronze, all made using 100% recycled"}, {"start": 6240.46, "end": 6246.72, "text": " aluminum. Plus, the aluminum cases now have ceramic shield too, making the front glass"}, {"start": 6246.72, "end": 6254.04, "text": " on series 12 60% tougher than our previous Ion X glass. Two polished and radiant gold"}, {"start": 6254.04, "end": 6261.1, "text": " and natural are made with 100% recycled titanium. Series 12 is also available in another stunning"}, {"start": 6261.1, "end": 6265.72, "text": " material. How we feel in here boys, how we feel like. It's sophisticated and unmistakable"}, {"start": 6265.72, "end": 6271.0, "text": " on your wrist. The air pods on the watch are usually the most interesting potential."}, {"start": 6271.0, "end": 6275.96, "text": " We also have an assortment of new band colors that make styles from Nike. And Apple Watch Hermes"}, {"start": 6275.96, "end": 6281.96, "text": " is introducing Radiant Gold Titanium to their series collection. And that's Apple Watch Series 12,"}, {"start": 6281.96, "end": 6286.76, "text": " the ultimate device for a healthy life. 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Whether you're interested in content, reliving memories,"}, {"start": 6518.34, "end": 6523.3, "text": " getting help from Siri AI and Apple Intelligence, or immersing yourself in your favorite apps"}, {"start": 6523.3, "end": 6528.24, "text": " and games. Now at the same time, you'd still want to put it in your pocket and in the palm"}, {"start": 6528.24, "end": 6534.46, "text": " of your hand. 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Where's the"}, {"start": 7443.52, "end": 7445.52, "text": " game on the large display? The"}, {"start": 7445.52, "end": 7447.92, "text": " result is up to 35% higher"}, {"start": 7447.92, "end": 7451.92, "text": " $1399 than iPhone 17 Pro."}, {"start": 7451.92, "end": 7454.92, "text": " also features C2, our most"}, {"start": 7454.92, "end": 7456.92, "text": " advanced cellular model. C2"}, {"start": 7456.92, "end": 7458.92, "text": " delivers big updates to all"}, {"start": 7458.92, "end": 7460.92, "text": " the primary components including"}, {"start": 7460.92, "end": 7462.92, "text": " baseband, transceivers, power"}, {"start": 7462.92, "end": 7464.92, "text": " management, fair"}, {"start": 7464.92, "end": 7466.92, "text": " your condi- this is too gay? 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that's iPhone duo the most transformational"}, {"start": 7797.16, "end": 7803.96, "text": " iPhone experience since the original. It features the largest display ever on iPhone, along with a"}, {"start": 7803.96, "end": 7809.8, "text": " beautiful outer display and a reimagined iOS experience that makes the familiar feel entirely new."}, {"start": 7810.44, "end": 7817.4, "text": " With pro performance, unique camera experience, amazing durability, and unparalleled versatility,"}, {"start": 7817.4, "end": 7824.36, "text": " it's an iPhone like no other iPhone. iPhone Duo starts at $19.99, with storage capacities"}, {"start": 7824.360000000001, "end": 7825.56, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7828.860000000001, "end": 7831.860000000001, "text": " Wait, how much is the Mac computer?"}, {"start": 7832.860000000001, "end": 7833.860000000001, "text": " How much is the Mac?"}, {"start": 7836.860000000001, "end": 7838.860000000001, "text": " No fucking way."}, {"start": 7846.360000000001, "end": 7848.360000000001, "text": " 2,500 for the Macbook?"}, {"start": 7850.360000000001, "end": 7852.360000000001, "text": " Wait, Macbook's 2,999?"}, {"start": 7854.360000000001, "end": 7858.360000000001, "text": " all new iPhone Duo. Let's take another look."}, {"start": 7858.360000000001, "end": 7862.360000000001, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 7862.360000000001, "end": 7866.360000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7866.360000000001, "end": 7870.360000000001, "text": " Did not, that's wild."}, {"start": 7870.360000000001, "end": 7874.360000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 7874.360000000001, "end": 7878.360000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 7878.360000000001, "end": 7882.360000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 7882.360000000001, "end": 7892.02, "text": " I would judge you if you paid two grand for a device to play some generic absolute shit"}, {"start": 7892.02, "end": 7898.200000000001, "text": " fucking mobile game that's called fiammelo but you're so unaware you don't know is based"}, {"start": 7898.200000000001, "end": 7904.8, "text": " on the fiammelo because you're so deep into the fucking app stores trash fucking games"}, {"start": 7904.8, "end": 7912.280000000001, "text": " holy shit like what even was that game to serve as your intelligent some right"}, {"start": 7912.28, "end": 7916.12, "text": " Random fucking time-waster trash and capability connected to your Apple"}, {"start": 7916.12, "end": 7918.44, "text": " Bank experiences that matter most to you."}, {"start": 7919.16, "end": 7922.8, "text": " Together with the new lineups of Apple Watch and Airpods, these products"}, {"start": 7922.8, "end": 7923.88, "text": " will help people create."}, {"start": 7924.08, "end": 7925.04, "text": " Oh, that was easy."}, {"start": 7925.04, "end": 7925.4, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 7925.44, "end": 7926.04, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 7926.04, "end": 7930.0, "text": " More productive and entertained while staying healthy and active in ways"}, {"start": 7930.0, "end": 7932.4, "text": " that are more personal and intelligent than ever."}, {"start": 7933.219999999999, "end": 7937.48, "text": " They represent the very best of Apple, the curiosity to imagine what's"}, {"start": 7937.4800000000005, "end": 7943.4800000000005, "text": " possible, the care to get every detail right, and the conviction to build products that make"}, {"start": 7943.4800000000005, "end": 7945.56, "text": " a real difference in people's lives."}, {"start": 7945.56, "end": 7950.56, "text": " I couldn't be more proud of the teams across Apple who made today possible."}, {"start": 7950.56, "end": 7952.160000000001, "text": " So thank you for joining us."}, {"start": 7952.160000000001, "end": 7953.160000000001, "text": " Have a great day."}, {"start": 7953.160000000001, "end": 7954.160000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 7954.160000000001, "end": 7955.160000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7955.160000000001, "end": 7956.160000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7956.160000000001, "end": 7957.160000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7957.160000000001, "end": 7958.160000000001, "text": " It's something new."}, {"start": 7958.160000000001, "end": 7959.160000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7959.160000000001, "end": 7960.160000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7960.160000000001, "end": 7961.160000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7961.16, "end": 7983.639999999999, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, see another year of the Apple presentation."}, {"start": 7983.639999999999, "end": 7987.98, "text": " There you go, another DMCA, it's finally over."}, {"start": 7987.9800000000005, "end": 7993.42, "text": " I guess it is something new, but yeah, I don't know about it."}, {"start": 7993.42, "end": 7996.3, "text": " It's kind of interesting to see what they're doing next,"}, {"start": 7996.3, "end": 8001.9400000000005, "text": " even though foldable phones is not something interesting"}, {"start": 8001.9400000000005, "end": 8002.660000000001, "text": " personally."}, {"start": 8005.34, "end": 8007.14, "text": " It's new for Apple."}, {"start": 8007.14, "end": 8010.500000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's kind of like a side launch."}, {"start": 8010.500000000001, "end": 8013.860000000001, "text": " I feel like a foldable phone is just a side launch."}, {"start": 8013.860000000001, "end": 8014.820000000001, "text": " It's not that hype."}, {"start": 8017.9800000000005, "end": 8023.9800000000005, "text": " And all the iPhones they said fuck all about zoom they gave up"}, {"start": 8026.9800000000005, "end": 8028.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8031.3, "end": 8036.580000000001, "text": " It's just too big for a phone too grand for a flip phone"}, {"start": 8038.660000000001, "end": 8040.660000000001, "text": " That is"}, {"start": 8043.9800000000005, "end": 8045.9800000000005, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 8047.9800000000005, "end": 8065.9800000000005, "text": " That's the base model. That's the base model. And then a Mac book is how much? What is the minimum cost of minimum spec Mac book? I mean, one's portable, right? Depends on what you're using the devices for."}, {"start": 8065.9800000000005, "end": 8072.9800000000005, "text": " I guess it's kind of a potato comparison too."}, {"start": 8072.9800000000005, "end": 8076.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8076.9800000000005, "end": 8079.56, "text": " I mean shit y'all. Let me see if I can get the"}, {"start": 8080.860000000001, "end": 8085.26, "text": " YouTube stream might be down for like a day or something"}, {"start": 8087.780000000001, "end": 8089.14, "text": " Because of the"}, {"start": 8089.14, "end": 8090.3, "text": " Democus"}, {"start": 8090.3, "end": 8094.02, "text": " It's weird how even though I watch this almost every year for like five years"}, {"start": 8094.02, "end": 8099.200000000001, "text": " It's still weird how they don't like when you watch it when it's like free advertisement"}, {"start": 8100.22, "end": 8106.240000000001, "text": " I mean I do curiosity watch, but it's like at the end of the day. I mean it is it is a free fucking ad for them"}, {"start": 8106.9800000000005, "end": 8112.580000000001, "text": " But whatever we have this conversation every year. It doesn't really matter. Let me see"}, {"start": 8118.500000000001, "end": 8124.040000000001, "text": " They're offering leasing on new phones like car leases that's fucking wild"}, {"start": 8131.46, "end": 8133.46, "text": " Leasing a phone yeah"}, {"start": 8136.9800000000005, "end": 8144.9800000000005, "text": " I mean most people aren't very smart when it comes to money technically even one of the biggest blunders is cars, right?"}, {"start": 8144.9800000000005, "end": 8149.9800000000005, "text": " I mean if you live in America, sure. The fucking car."}, {"start": 8149.9800000000005, "end": 8157.9800000000005, "text": " You bite off more than you can chew with the car and then it fucks you every month with the payoff."}, {"start": 8157.9800000000005, "end": 8168.9800000000005, "text": " Can someone, wait, what is this?"}, {"start": 8168.9800000000005, "end": 8179.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, yeah, they want higher viewer numbers on one stream."}, {"start": 8179.9800000000005, "end": 8186.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, no, of course, that's what they want, but then I see that, but then at the same time,"}, {"start": 8186.9800000000005, "end": 8192.82, "text": " And at the same time, a lot of these people would probably not even watch on the mainstream"}, {"start": 8192.82, "end": 8196.1, "text": " or even know that the fucking event was today."}, {"start": 8196.1, "end": 8200.060000000001, "text": " I see both sides to it."}, {"start": 8200.060000000001, "end": 8201.86, "text": " I literally just watch it out of curiosity."}, {"start": 8201.86, "end": 8206.460000000001, "text": " I'm just curious what some of what one of the biggest companies is doing in the latest"}, {"start": 8206.460000000001, "end": 8211.060000000001, "text": " tech like that's kind of it."}, {"start": 8211.060000000001, "end": 8216.26, "text": " I watched the Nvidia one as well."}, {"start": 8216.26, "end": 8218.06, "text": " What do we have here? What is this, beater core?"}, {"start": 8219.56, "end": 8223.34, "text": " Yeah. Do we hit up some, um, what do we hit up here?"}, {"start": 8223.9, "end": 8227.98, "text": " Bio. I was talking shit about Halloween. I said, I'm done with the game."}, {"start": 8228.42, "end": 8230.74, "text": " Are you kidding me? Bye. Are you still queuing that game?"}, {"start": 8234.86, "end": 8238.18, "text": " Are you still feeling it? I kind of got bored. I didn't want to queue at all."}, {"start": 8238.26, "end": 8242.22, "text": " I was kind of like hunting the console clubs."}, {"start": 8242.26, "end": 8244.18, "text": " The feeling went away fast."}, {"start": 8244.18, "end": 8252.18, "text": " Like I would totally queue up right now, but it's like playing Jason is kind of like a boring loop following and stalking and"}, {"start": 8254.18, "end": 8259.18, "text": " Yeah, I don't know it didn't hit as much as Texas chainsaws"}, {"start": 8260.18, "end": 8264.18, "text": " Where I want to load up and like do the objectives and escape"}, {"start": 8264.18, "end": 8265.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8265.18, "end": 8278.460000000001, "text": " All right, yeah, I could do two bosses of Valheim 1.0."}, {"start": 8278.460000000001, "end": 8284.460000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 8284.460000000001, "end": 8297.580000000002, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 8297.580000000002, "end": 8305.26, "text": " Doing anything with GTA, I could just load up in GTA and just like be there."}, {"start": 8305.26, "end": 8308.94, "text": " I might stream tomorrow on 5050."}, {"start": 8308.94, "end": 8311.380000000001, "text": " I want to because of War Dogs."}, {"start": 8311.380000000001, "end": 8316.820000000002, "text": " I had yet to actually give it a full chance of playing the game like I want to actually play it play it"}, {"start": 8323.1, "end": 8326.660000000002, "text": " So I might be live tomorrow and then regular sub Sunday"}, {"start": 8331.62, "end": 8338.6, "text": " I'm gonna double check but maybe snore dogs, that'll be fun, bro. It'll be fun"}, {"start": 8341.380000000001, "end": 8348.62, "text": " Don Walker I'm chilling on. Yeah, what was that watch you guys said? What is it?"}, {"start": 8348.62, "end": 8358.26, "text": " The Garmin Phoenix? How does it look? You know, this looks fucking wild. Wait, is"}, {"start": 8358.26, "end": 8359.460000000001, "text": " Is this even the one?"}, {"start": 8361.42, "end": 8364.380000000001, "text": " This looks a little, this looks like a bulky as shit."}, {"start": 8372.0, "end": 8374.32, "text": " Is it the Phoenix eight?"}, {"start": 8374.32, "end": 8375.16, "text": " Oh wait, here we go."}, {"start": 8375.16, "end": 8377.56, "text": " Hold on, I'm just looking at something real quick."}, {"start": 8380.92, "end": 8381.880000000001, "text": " Is it this one?"}, {"start": 8383.42, "end": 8386.800000000001, "text": " Phoenix eight, amoled, microled."}, {"start": 8386.8, "end": 8389.3, "text": " Which one, which one case size?"}, {"start": 8392.42, "end": 8396.92, "text": " I mean, I guess they're actually not that bad looking."}, {"start": 8396.92, "end": 8399.66, "text": " Is it the Phoenix nine, Phoenix eight?"}, {"start": 8401.119999999999, "end": 8402.92, "text": " Where's the Phoenix nine?"}, {"start": 8407.32, "end": 8408.8, "text": " Well, we were talking about health."}, {"start": 8408.8, "end": 8411.22, "text": " What is the best health wearable?"}, {"start": 8413.519999999999, "end": 8415.24, "text": " If not the Apple watch."}, {"start": 8416.8, "end": 8421.72, "text": " Oh, here we go the Garmin nine"}, {"start": 8424.279999999999, "end": 8426.699999999999, "text": " Yeah, it's definitely got a bunch of shit going on"}, {"start": 8430.519999999999, "end": 8433.359999999999, "text": " Like that looks kind of I I got I got to see the little more"}, {"start": 8439.88, "end": 8441.96, "text": " The Phoenix pro nine"}, {"start": 8447.8, "end": 8453.9, "text": " This might be how about is like can you set it to sitting it's gonna think I'm dead"}, {"start": 8456.8, "end": 8463.22, "text": " This is like for like the dude who like runs all the time and shit I'm shadow what the fuck"}, {"start": 8467.24, "end": 8471.88, "text": " Sitting is not an activity the sleep tracking isn't great. Oh"}, {"start": 8471.880000000001, "end": 8477.640000000001, "text": " Oh. There is a gaming mode. Wait, is there really?"}, {"start": 8480.12, "end": 8485.480000000001, "text": " 1.4k for a watch. Are you kidding? Is there actually?"}, {"start": 8489.160000000002, "end": 8491.880000000001, "text": " Was that a projector? What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 8493.320000000002, "end": 8499.160000000002, "text": " Oh man, it looks, I mean, you know, it's clean. I mean, you know, that's actually,"}, {"start": 8499.16, "end": 8504.92, "text": " What's the hard zone? Stamina? What the hell? What do you mean stamina?"}, {"start": 8509.96, "end": 8512.2, "text": " What do you mean stamina? Does it like"}, {"start": 8514.44, "end": 8520.76, "text": " figure out, can like calculate your heartbeat and like when you rest and then kind of calculate"}, {"start": 8520.76, "end": 8533.800000000001, "text": " what your stamp is. Huh. That looks kind of nice man. I don't know what color. You can't go wrong"}, {"start": 8533.800000000001, "end": 8539.48, "text": " with the black. It would be the the straw way actually hold up. It just changed the uh yeah I"}, {"start": 8539.48, "end": 8546.92, "text": " feel like black is the best year. It's literally the best one. All of these. Maybe brown."}, {"start": 8550.76, "end": 8554.76, "text": " Yeah, it's either this or the damn Apple watch man."}, {"start": 8554.76, "end": 8558.76, "text": " Yeah, it's because it's with the black strap as well."}, {"start": 8558.76, "end": 8562.76, "text": " It's not just the face of it changes everything."}, {"start": 8562.76, "end": 8568.76, "text": " Flexing stream buddy yet."}, {"start": 8568.76, "end": 8572.76, "text": " Not really mad. That's when you pull up."}, {"start": 8572.76, "end": 8576.76, "text": " Like the Rolex website or something."}, {"start": 8580.76, "end": 8594.52, "text": " What are we at the how we how we GT 7 Pro?"}, {"start": 8594.52, "end": 8606.84, "text": " Are we playing anything today, dude?"}, {"start": 8606.84, "end": 8607.84, "text": " We are."}, {"start": 8607.84, "end": 8608.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8608.84, "end": 8619.4, "text": " indeed. We already saw the Nintendo Direct stuff already. We already seen it, man. There"}, {"start": 8619.4, "end": 8642.16, "text": " There are some things here and there."}, {"start": 8642.16, "end": 8644.16, "text": " Do we do Valheim 2 bosses?"}, {"start": 8644.16, "end": 8649.039999999999, "text": " 1.0, do I go in?"}, {"start": 8649.04, "end": 8664.36, "text": " We can do it up. We can do it up. We can indeed."}, {"start": 8664.36, "end": 8672.960000000001, "text": " Let me see here. I've never played."}, {"start": 8672.960000000001, "end": 8675.2, "text": " I've never played, let me see."}, {"start": 8680.28, "end": 8682.320000000002, "text": " Should I put it on a 5x?"}, {"start": 8694.560000000001, "end": 8697.400000000001, "text": " A countless eons ago,"}, {"start": 8697.400000000001, "end": 8700.68, "text": " in the first days of his kingship,"}, {"start": 8700.68, "end": 8709.56, "text": " Odin united the worlds by the strength of his arm and the secret knowledge for which he had given his eye"}, {"start": 8712.64, "end": 8715.76, "text": " He waged a great war against his foes"}, {"start": 8719.24, "end": 8722.16, "text": " Deathless creatures older than any others"}, {"start": 8724.92, "end": 8729.56, "text": " The world tree took from you to crown the dead fury"}, {"start": 8730.68, "end": 8745.36, "text": " At last, when his strength was almost at its limit, he drove them together into the"}, {"start": 8745.36, "end": 8763.76, "text": " world and split the bowels that handed it. Then he left it to drift. A place of exile."}, {"start": 8763.76, "end": 8773.720000000001, "text": " The centuries. This world slumbered uneasily. But it did not die. Ancient spirits sought"}, {"start": 8773.72, "end": 8779.92, "text": " out new bodies as lesser creatures fared on their corpses, fattening themselves on the"}, {"start": 8779.92, "end": 8788.92, "text": " old magic. Other beings fell through cracks into the forgotten world. Even men found their"}, {"start": 8788.92, "end": 8797.32, "text": " way there. As glacial ages passed, kingdoms voned and fell out of sight of the gods."}, {"start": 8797.32, "end": 8805.32, "text": " But as the tenth world grew again in strength, the world tree reached out blindly for it,"}, {"start": 8805.32, "end": 8811.32, "text": " threatening the balance of all the worlds, until new was reached over."}, {"start": 8811.32, "end": 8817.32, "text": " Unable to wield his power in a realm he had cut loose from his own,"}, {"start": 8817.32, "end": 8824.32, "text": " he looked instead to Midgard, to the tribes who kept his flame alive upon their altar."}, {"start": 8827.32, "end": 8838.039999999999, "text": " is this new at one point now the greatest of their fallen warriors would be"}, {"start": 8838.039999999999, "end": 8846.88, "text": " blocked from the battlefield by his boundaries and born again in Valheim"}, {"start": 8847.119999999999, "end": 8853.44, "text": " whoa that was kind of sick"}, {"start": 8857.32, "end": 8876.9, "text": " Okay, okay, let me see never played it always people saw people really like this one"}, {"start": 8876.9, "end": 8897.9, "text": " All right, how do I do this? Oh, yeah, Pognar. Of course. New. Mal, famal. No hair. It kind"}, {"start": 8897.9, "end": 8899.9, "text": " That looks like Arthas."}, {"start": 8903.199999999999, "end": 8905.199999999999, "text": " Hair tone."}, {"start": 8910.1, "end": 8912.1, "text": " Wait, can you zoom in? No."}, {"start": 8913.8, "end": 8916.8, "text": " Yo, I got no, I got no, I got no pixel."}, {"start": 8921.699999999999, "end": 8924.699999999999, "text": " Up on me, up on me, I'll join up, I don't know when."}, {"start": 8927.9, "end": 8936.619999999999, "text": " It kind of just looks like everybody's making out I don't know man. I'm still a little mad"}, {"start": 8945.42, "end": 8947.42, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 8950.619999999999, "end": 8952.619999999999, "text": " Pognar to"}, {"start": 8952.62, "end": 8958.62, "text": " Yeah, Pognar too. Pognar Jr."}, {"start": 8968.62, "end": 8972.62, "text": " Wait, how do I set it to a 3x or a 5x?"}, {"start": 8976.62, "end": 8978.62, "text": " Oh, you do it in here. I thought I was going to start the game."}, {"start": 8978.62, "end": 8985.42, "text": " Combat depth resource rate 3x I can probably change it"}, {"start": 8988.460000000001, "end": 8990.86, "text": " Is the best way to play this just default"}, {"start": 8993.62, "end": 8995.62, "text": " Make a new world"}, {"start": 9002.460000000001, "end": 9004.460000000001, "text": " Play with people"}, {"start": 9008.62, "end": 9022.04, "text": " 1.0 1.0"}, {"start": 9022.04, "end": 9024.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9036.380000000001, "end": 9039.380000000001, "text": " What about portals changes how portals work in the game"}, {"start": 9041.62, "end": 9044.44, "text": " What do you mean what do I change it to"}, {"start": 9052.04, "end": 9057.140000000001, "text": " Portal items allows you to bring all items with you through portals for a more casual"}, {"start": 9057.140000000001, "end": 9060.34, "text": " play style. This will circumvent the progression and exploration of the world"}, {"start": 9060.34, "end": 9066.800000000001, "text": " as it is intended. That sounds like it gets rid of annoyance."}, {"start": 9067.640000000001, "end": 9073.640000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, shit. No. No server. No server. I don't... Yeah, this"}, {"start": 9073.640000000001, "end": 9079.12, "text": " game I want to play solo. It seems like a good solo experience."}, {"start": 9082.04, "end": 9103.84, "text": " It's a grind solo, yeah, but with a multiplier?"}, {"start": 9103.84, "end": 9106.320000000002, "text": " Long ago the all-father Odin united the worlds."}, {"start": 9106.320000000002, "end": 9110.92, "text": " He threw down his foes and cast them into the tenth world, then split the bows, which"}, {"start": 9110.92, "end": 9117.22, "text": " held their prison to the world tree and left it to drift unanchored a place of exile. For"}, {"start": 9117.22, "end": 9121.52, "text": " centuries this world slumbered un-easily but it did not die as glacial ages passed kingdoms"}, {"start": 9121.52, "end": 9125.58, "text": " rose and fell out of sight of the gods. When Odin heard his enemies were growing once"}, {"start": 9125.58, "end": 9129.66, "text": " again in strength he looked to Midgard and sent his Valkyries to scout about this for"}, {"start": 9129.66, "end": 9136.14, "text": " the greatest of their warriors dead to the world they would be born again in Valheim."}, {"start": 9136.14, "end": 9139.859999999999, "text": " I think that's me, I'm Odin's warrior."}, {"start": 9145.56, "end": 9148.4, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh dad!"}, {"start": 9151.42, "end": 9152.26, "text": " I am yours!"}, {"start": 9164.3, "end": 9165.42, "text": " Rob, Matt Damon."}, {"start": 9166.14, "end": 9171.38, "text": " I still haven't seen the Odyssey. I don't know why that this looks like how this is a scene in it"}, {"start": 9171.38, "end": 9173.38, "text": " This is the scene from the movie"}, {"start": 9186.699999999999, "end": 9188.699999999999, "text": " Sure, this is Norse not green"}, {"start": 9196.14, "end": 9200.14, "text": " Yo, that scene was interchangeable. It could be."}, {"start": 9200.14, "end": 9204.14, "text": " Fail warrior. Huggin."}, {"start": 9204.14, "end": 9208.14, "text": " I am Huggin, sending a guide to you and your travels."}, {"start": 9208.14, "end": 9212.14, "text": " The megalith surrounding you are the sacrificial stones."}, {"start": 9212.14, "end": 9216.14, "text": " They represent the forsaken which you must slay in order to ascend."}, {"start": 9220.14, "end": 9224.14, "text": " And he left."}, {"start": 9224.14, "end": 9229.599999999999, "text": " Iqfir. These magical stones are scattered throughout the land by Oedon as signposts"}, {"start": 9229.599999999999, "end": 9234.16, "text": " bunch towards the ritual grounds of the Forsaken. If inspected closer this one"}, {"start": 9234.16, "end": 9239.14, "text": " will reveal the summoning place of Iqfir, your first prey. He is a mighty"}, {"start": 9239.14, "end": 9243.099999999999, "text": " beast so you need to properly arm yourself."}, {"start": 9243.1, "end": 9246.1, "text": " Alright, he lives next door."}, {"start": 9246.1, "end": 9249.1, "text": " Ik tia."}, {"start": 9250.1, "end": 9252.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9254.1, "end": 9256.1, "text": " How do we do this?"}, {"start": 9256.1, "end": 9258.1, "text": " Crafts."}, {"start": 9258.1, "end": 9261.1, "text": " Achievements."}, {"start": 9261.1, "end": 9264.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9266.1, "end": 9268.1, "text": " Most of those will be crafted, however."}, {"start": 9268.1, "end": 9272.1, "text": " Due to your recent departure from Midgard, you will have to recall the true shape of objects, just pick things up and it will all come back."}, {"start": 9273.1, "end": 9281.26, "text": " to you. Oh. It's like dynamic in the game. You pick stuff up and learn the recipe."}, {"start": 9289.82, "end": 9291.34, "text": " Let's see, what was this? Oh."}, {"start": 9291.34, "end": 9312.3, "text": " Can I punch a tree? Beach? There it is. I feel like there's like a, this feels like a very,"}, {"start": 9312.300000000001, "end": 9314.86, "text": " The saxophone is saxophoning right now."}, {"start": 9316.18, "end": 9317.28, "text": " Six wood."}, {"start": 9318.460000000001, "end": 9320.300000000001, "text": " I think this is the game."}, {"start": 9320.300000000001, "end": 9321.140000000001, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 9325.340000000002, "end": 9326.340000000002, "text": " How do I dodge roll?"}, {"start": 9326.340000000002, "end": 9329.060000000001, "text": " Block, mouse to space."}, {"start": 9329.060000000001, "end": 9329.900000000001, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9334.300000000001, "end": 9335.140000000001, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 9337.420000000002, "end": 9338.26, "text": " Resin?"}, {"start": 9342.300000000001, "end": 9345.300000000001, "text": " Um... that's it?"}, {"start": 9348.300000000001, "end": 9350.300000000001, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 9350.300000000001, "end": 9352.300000000001, "text": " I need to pick a rag tunic."}, {"start": 9354.300000000001, "end": 9357.300000000001, "text": " Oh, that's it. Oh, those are my clothes."}, {"start": 9361.300000000001, "end": 9363.300000000001, "text": " Oh, is this my inventory?"}, {"start": 9363.300000000001, "end": 9365.300000000001, "text": " No shit."}, {"start": 9368.300000000001, "end": 9370.300000000001, "text": " Too hard."}, {"start": 9370.300000000001, "end": 9372.94, "text": " Let me go break a stone. Maybe I can break a stone with this."}, {"start": 9379.500000000002, "end": 9384.300000000001, "text": " Where is the camera shake? I don't see any camera shake."}, {"start": 9388.460000000001, "end": 9389.580000000002, "text": " Immersive camera."}, {"start": 9394.86, "end": 9396.7, "text": " Yeah, this guy has no stem."}, {"start": 9400.300000000001, "end": 9407.480000000001, "text": " Let me go collect some stuff."}, {"start": 9407.480000000001, "end": 9412.18, "text": " I probably need to find some food as well."}, {"start": 9412.18, "end": 9413.18, "text": " Like raspberries."}, {"start": 9413.18, "end": 9421.02, "text": " I'm going to tell you what my buff is."}, {"start": 9421.02, "end": 9424.740000000002, "text": " Oh, it's a message log."}, {"start": 9424.740000000002, "end": 9427.340000000002, "text": " Oh, these are all my skills."}, {"start": 9427.34, "end": 9435.34, "text": " my trophies what do I have 10 minutes of"}, {"start": 9445.54, "end": 9449.54, "text": " yeah but what does the berry buff do"}, {"start": 9457.34, "end": 9466.9, "text": " is it just the is it ten minutes of I tell you oh is it ten minutes of seven"}, {"start": 9466.9, "end": 9476.42, "text": " health and 20 stamina buff and I one HP take or just the one region"}, {"start": 9487.34, "end": 9495.62, "text": " okay okay oh who's this guy oh the bird is here yeah the music is wicked loud"}, {"start": 9495.62, "end": 9501.32, "text": " isn't it there that's better you've had a snack"}, {"start": 9501.32, "end": 9504.58, "text": " consumer to improve your health and stamina be aware that before you will"}, {"start": 9504.58, "end": 9507.8, "text": " grow hungry again so try to always have at least a couple of different meals"}, {"start": 9507.800000000001, "end": 9523.04, "text": " ready. Alright bruh. Oh shit. You're lucky I don't have a bow. Alright I have food for"}, {"start": 9523.04, "end": 9531.12, "text": " days now. I gotta find more things to craft and more things to hit to find"}, {"start": 9531.12, "end": 9546.68, "text": " recipes for. Collect some stone. I'm trying to find the fucking rock. Oh shit."}, {"start": 9548.240000000002, "end": 9560.0, "text": " Okay that board literally exploded. Very violent. Oh there we go nice. Alright this"}, {"start": 9560.0, "end": 9562.28, "text": " This is how you craft in the game, it's all about that."}, {"start": 9562.28, "end": 9566.0, "text": " Stone axe, more of those."}, {"start": 9566.0, "end": 9574.24, "text": " Okay, with this tool you will raise Mighty Halls and Tower of Inforification and start"}, {"start": 9574.24, "end": 9577.88, "text": " by building a workbench, this in turn will enable you to construct other things."}, {"start": 9577.88, "end": 9583.34, "text": " Ah yes, I don't want to live here though."}, {"start": 9583.34, "end": 9586.24, "text": " I don't know where to settle down yet."}, {"start": 9586.24, "end": 9592.72, "text": " for now I will collect resources until I find more stones."}, {"start": 9592.72, "end": 9596.119999999999, "text": " Oh, here we go!"}, {"start": 9596.119999999999, "end": 9597.119999999999, "text": " Oh, Flint!"}, {"start": 9597.119999999999, "end": 9598.119999999999, "text": " Of course!"}, {"start": 9598.119999999999, "end": 9599.119999999999, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 9599.119999999999, "end": 9612.16, "text": " I swear, that thing's name was Neck."}, {"start": 9612.16, "end": 9614.88, "text": " It is!"}, {"start": 9614.880000000001, "end": 9623.900000000001, "text": " called neck weird oh we got shrooms as well all right I'm gonna have to cook"}, {"start": 9623.900000000001, "end": 9629.76, "text": " probably right for now I'm just collecting everything that I know"}, {"start": 9629.76, "end": 9632.880000000001, "text": " eventually I will need"}, {"start": 9632.880000000001, "end": 9641.1, "text": " Another beach."}, {"start": 9641.1, "end": 9646.560000000001, "text": " That just gives me more wood."}, {"start": 9646.560000000001, "end": 9647.560000000001, "text": " Eat this shroom?"}, {"start": 9647.560000000001, "end": 9652.560000000001, "text": " I have food for days."}, {"start": 9652.560000000001, "end": 9656.2, "text": " Worth."}, {"start": 9656.2, "end": 9657.2, "text": " What is this right here?"}, {"start": 9657.2, "end": 9658.2, "text": " What is this stat?"}, {"start": 9658.2, "end": 9662.2, "text": " I don't know what that stat is."}, {"start": 9662.2, "end": 9668.460000000001, "text": " Is that oh, that's my HP. Oh, no shit"}, {"start": 9681.34, "end": 9685.560000000001, "text": " This someone's house. All right, I should be able to make this now nice"}, {"start": 9687.720000000001, "end": 9689.720000000001, "text": " Okay, let's replace the club"}, {"start": 9692.2, "end": 9696.800000000001, "text": " I can actually chop down these big-ass trees"}, {"start": 9705.960000000001, "end": 9709.68, "text": " All right, all right come on you beach"}, {"start": 9713.08, "end": 9715.08, "text": " There it is"}, {"start": 9717.04, "end": 9719.04, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 9719.04, "end": 9723.880000000001, "text": " I'm actually gonna okay. I think you have to okay"}, {"start": 9725.560000000001, "end": 9731.460000000001, "text": " It's one of these games you got to just keep chopping at the log"}, {"start": 9734.76, "end": 9738.320000000002, "text": " There we go a couple of phases"}, {"start": 9741.0, "end": 9743.0, "text": " What up, oh"}, {"start": 9745.800000000001, "end": 9747.800000000001, "text": " Is this do damage"}, {"start": 9749.04, "end": 9752.04, "text": " What is the sad difference?"}, {"start": 9757.04, "end": 9760.04, "text": " Oh, Bloodverse slash damage, it is better."}, {"start": 9761.04, "end": 9762.04, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 9768.04, "end": 9771.04, "text": " Oh my god, that was a lot."}, {"start": 9772.04, "end": 9773.04, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 9776.04, "end": 9778.04, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 9779.04, "end": 9794.320000000002, "text": " I'm gonna kill him and we're gonna make a campfire."}, {"start": 9794.320000000002, "end": 9800.36, "text": " Alright, nice."}, {"start": 9800.36, "end": 9802.92, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 9802.92, "end": 9804.480000000001, "text": " Good thing I waited!"}, {"start": 9804.480000000001, "end": 9808.0, "text": " I found where I'm gonna live."}, {"start": 9808.0, "end": 9810.0, "text": " I thought this looks like a swamp."}, {"start": 9812.0, "end": 9814.0, "text": " This is like Shrek energy."}, {"start": 9819.0, "end": 9821.0, "text": " I mean, it's kinda nice."}, {"start": 9821.0, "end": 9823.0, "text": " It's not that bad."}, {"start": 9832.0, "end": 9834.0, "text": " This is where everyone builds?"}, {"start": 9834.0, "end": 9836.0, "text": " Wait, really? Is it?"}, {"start": 9836.0, "end": 9838.0, "text": " Who's everyone?"}, {"start": 9841.84, "end": 9843.84, "text": " I'm building my shit here boys"}, {"start": 9849.88, "end": 9851.88, "text": " We got a beachfront property"}, {"start": 9856.28, "end": 9860.36, "text": " I am not gonna spend five years on a house I refuse"}, {"start": 9862.04, "end": 9865.16, "text": " If I figure out how to do that actually I have no idea"}, {"start": 9866.0, "end": 9875.24, "text": " You need to do piles, a stack?"}, {"start": 9875.24, "end": 9883.36, "text": " Is that- oh it's actually 50 wood and then I can pull from that?"}, {"start": 9883.36, "end": 9886.8, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 9886.8, "end": 9889.32, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 9889.32, "end": 9892.04, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 9892.04, "end": 9893.04, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 9893.04, "end": 9899.12, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 9899.12, "end": 9903.060000000001, "text": " Shopping block."}, {"start": 9903.060000000001, "end": 9907.1, "text": " Everything that I will need of this."}, {"start": 9907.1, "end": 9908.1, "text": " Some meat."}, {"start": 9908.1, "end": 9914.320000000002, "text": " This is probably for my fish, right?"}, {"start": 9914.320000000002, "end": 9915.320000000002, "text": " Cooking station."}, {"start": 9915.320000000002, "end": 9918.320000000002, "text": " You didn't have a lit fire below the cooking station."}, {"start": 9918.32, "end": 9921.84, "text": " I thought that was something to hang stuff on"}, {"start": 9927.6, "end": 9929.6, "text": " How do I delete?"}, {"start": 9932.6, "end": 9934.6, "text": " Mouse 3"}, {"start": 9935.64, "end": 9937.64, "text": " All right, you bird bitch what I'm at"}, {"start": 9938.36, "end": 9943.16, "text": " Huggin a word punch all these in a couple of seconds will give you access to a lot more building pieces to construct with the hammer"}, {"start": 9943.96, "end": 9945.96, "text": " I I know"}, {"start": 9945.960000000001, "end": 9958.92, "text": " thank you yes yes thank you yes I'm aware although he does not work why does he"}, {"start": 9958.92, "end": 9964.92, "text": " not work what the fuck the crafting station needs a roof"}, {"start": 9964.92, "end": 9981.2, "text": " I don't know if there's foundations in this game, seems like it's more floors."}, {"start": 9981.2, "end": 9986.4, "text": " Alright, I'm going to make a very basic bitch house."}, {"start": 9986.4, "end": 10006.68, "text": " This is gonna be fast. I'm not playing the Sims. I'm here to kill bosses. Is it a floor?"}, {"start": 10006.68, "end": 10008.68, "text": " Or our foundation in this game?"}, {"start": 10018.68, "end": 10020.68, "text": " Missing requirement? Excuse me?"}, {"start": 10020.68, "end": 10022.68, "text": " You know, this land is not flat."}, {"start": 10026.68, "end": 10028.68, "text": " Build on poles."}, {"start": 10028.68, "end": 10031.68, "text": " Oh, is that actually what you're supposed to do?"}, {"start": 10036.68, "end": 10038.68, "text": " Okay, let me see."}, {"start": 10043.68, "end": 10046.68, "text": " Wait a minute. Oh wait, unless I see what you're saying."}, {"start": 10047.68, "end": 10050.68, "text": " I see what you're saying, but then we're gonna have a height problem."}, {"start": 10051.68, "end": 10053.68, "text": " We're still gonna have a height problem."}, {"start": 10055.68, "end": 10058.68, "text": " Yeah, why don't I just go find some flat land?"}, {"start": 10061.68, "end": 10062.68, "text": " Can I build?"}, {"start": 10063.68, "end": 10065.68, "text": " We're gonna build over the water."}, {"start": 10066.68, "end": 10069.76, "text": " Wait a minute. God damn it. No, we're not"}, {"start": 10079.800000000001, "end": 10085.06, "text": " Dude, this isn't gonna work man missing requirement"}, {"start": 10087.68, "end": 10089.68, "text": " I'm not good at this"}, {"start": 10089.68, "end": 10105.720000000001, "text": " need wood oh do I have no wood so wait it's not proximity building to wood oh"}, {"start": 10105.720000000001, "end": 10114.52, "text": " you actually have to destroy the wood pile it's not like proximity shit come"}, {"start": 10114.52, "end": 10115.52, "text": " Come on, brother."}, {"start": 10115.52, "end": 10118.52, "text": " How much wood do I have?"}, {"start": 10118.52, "end": 10125.52, "text": " 50 of 50."}, {"start": 10125.52, "end": 10128.52, "text": " I don't- I don't know if I'm doing this right."}, {"start": 10128.52, "end": 10134.52, "text": " I feel like this isn't correct."}, {"start": 10134.52, "end": 10138.52, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 10138.52, "end": 10143.52, "text": " Can your house collapse in this game?"}, {"start": 10143.52, "end": 10167.68, "text": " true we're gonna find out I wonder if I'm not sure man I feel like I should I"}, {"start": 10167.68, "end": 10169.68, "text": " I should just find, uh..."}, {"start": 10171.84, "end": 10173.84, "text": " Better land."}, {"start": 10173.84, "end": 10175.84, "text": " Oh, this is a bad idea."}, {"start": 10176.4, "end": 10178.4, "text": " Can you actually flatten the land?"}, {"start": 10186.24, "end": 10188.24, "text": " Really? With a hoe?"}, {"start": 10191.52, "end": 10194.720000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, no shit, man. I couldn't even do this initially."}, {"start": 10197.68, "end": 10215.44, "text": " Just for now. Oh my god, that used so much wood. Wait, no, it didn't. Oh wait, oh god,"}, {"start": 10215.44, "end": 10217.44, "text": " Damn it, hold on."}, {"start": 10217.44, "end": 10219.44, "text": " So weird."}, {"start": 10223.44, "end": 10227.44, "text": " Pretty sure this is the wrong way, but this is just a temporary..."}, {"start": 10232.44, "end": 10234.44, "text": " This is just temporary."}, {"start": 10245.44, "end": 10255.92, "text": " Is there a way to make it so these snap toggles snapping?"}, {"start": 10255.92, "end": 10259.12, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 10259.12, "end": 10262.12, "text": " There we go, there we go."}, {"start": 10262.12, "end": 10269.28, "text": " I'm gonna make- I wonder if I just make a little shit roof if this is good enough."}, {"start": 10269.28, "end": 10270.84, "text": " Chad, don't judge."}, {"start": 10270.84, "end": 10272.84, "text": " This is temporary."}, {"start": 10272.84, "end": 10274.84, "text": " Shreds."}, {"start": 10274.84, "end": 10278.68, "text": " To expose my ass, what are you talking about bro? You can't see shit"}, {"start": 10287.76, "end": 10293.960000000001, "text": " There you go, I've never seen something not so not exposed. Thank you"}, {"start": 10301.84, "end": 10303.84, "text": " Oh trousers"}, {"start": 10304.84, "end": 10311.84, "text": " I need to go, uh, get leather."}, {"start": 10311.84, "end": 10320.92, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10320.92, "end": 10324.880000000001, "text": " This tool used for landscaping you could let, you could say is the perfect complement to"}, {"start": 10324.880000000001, "end": 10325.880000000001, "text": " the hammer."}, {"start": 10325.880000000001, "end": 10327.880000000001, "text": " Use it to clear the ground and manipulate the terrain as these are your buildings"}, {"start": 10327.880000000001, "end": 10328.880000000001, "text": " on level ground."}, {"start": 10328.880000000001, "end": 10333.960000000001, "text": " That's what I'm saying, brother."}, {"start": 10333.960000000001, "end": 10349.28, "text": " That's what I'm saying, my brother."}, {"start": 10349.28, "end": 10350.28, "text": " You're kidding, dude."}, {"start": 10350.28, "end": 10351.28, "text": " You're kidding."}, {"start": 10351.28, "end": 10353.84, "text": " Are you serious right now?"}, {"start": 10353.84, "end": 10357.44, "text": " Are you kidding me right now?"}, {"start": 10357.44, "end": 10366.08, "text": " You like always need this in proximity."}, {"start": 10366.08, "end": 10371.800000000001, "text": " You always need the initial one while you do stuff."}, {"start": 10371.800000000001, "end": 10373.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10373.800000000001, "end": 10375.720000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10375.720000000001, "end": 10381.28, "text": " Now, hoe it down."}, {"start": 10381.28, "end": 10382.28, "text": " I'm flattening it."}, {"start": 10399.08, "end": 10401.28, "text": " I'd say that's pretty, I'd say that's pretty flat."}, {"start": 10401.28, "end": 10402.68, "text": " I'd say that's decently flat."}, {"start": 10405.28, "end": 10406.12, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 10407.08, "end": 10408.0, "text": " When the temperature drops at night,"}, {"start": 10408.0, "end": 10410.16, "text": " or if you are wet, you will suffer from being cold."}, {"start": 10410.16, "end": 10413.16, "text": " This is a stamina-retent-sinking shelter? Oh shit, okay."}, {"start": 10415.16, "end": 10417.16, "text": " I'm good, Matt. I'm good."}, {"start": 10424.16, "end": 10429.16, "text": " I'm good. I need something like a torch, so I can see."}, {"start": 10433.16, "end": 10435.16, "text": " Let's pretend this is good."}, {"start": 10435.92, "end": 10439.88, "text": " Two wood 35 all right small shack"}, {"start": 10445.24, "end": 10448.92, "text": " This is how you level it you level the land like this"}, {"start": 10451.6, "end": 10453.6, "text": " Okay, why is that not leveling"}, {"start": 10459.2, "end": 10461.2, "text": " Yikes"}, {"start": 10465.16, "end": 10487.24, "text": " It might need to be on little stakes on reference point, hopefully these line up."}, {"start": 10487.24, "end": 10490.72, "text": " Looks like you need to put these on top, all the time."}, {"start": 10491.8, "end": 10492.64, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 10495.8, "end": 10496.64, "text": " Could be wrong."}, {"start": 10507.48, "end": 10508.84, "text": " These will line up, boys."}, {"start": 10508.84, "end": 10509.68, "text": " These will line up."}, {"start": 10511.28, "end": 10512.32, "text": " I need more wood."}, {"start": 10512.32, "end": 10513.16, "text": " I have wood."}, {"start": 10513.16, "end": 10514.0, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 10514.0, "end": 10514.84, "text": " Blocked?"}, {"start": 10514.84, "end": 10515.84, "text": " What do you mean blocked?"}, {"start": 10517.24, "end": 10526.24, "text": " Yeah, that reach."}, {"start": 10526.24, "end": 10530.88, "text": " Yeah, I don't see it collapsing, bro."}, {"start": 10530.88, "end": 10536.88, "text": " Wow, this is fucked, though."}, {"start": 10536.88, "end": 10539.6, "text": " I can just portal here and always come back, right?"}, {"start": 10539.6, "end": 10542.6, "text": " Oh, shit, all right."}, {"start": 10542.6, "end": 10550.2, "text": " I completely missed this it's all good. Don't worry. Don't worry"}, {"start": 10556.92, "end": 10564.58, "text": " As long as it slightly sits up really I have to repair how do I repair"}, {"start": 10564.58, "end": 10589.62, "text": " Yo, I would rather just craft a new one."}, {"start": 10589.62, "end": 10592.62, "text": " Not sure why that's not working."}, {"start": 10592.62, "end": 10593.460000000001, "text": " I don't follow."}, {"start": 10595.78, "end": 10596.78, "text": " Fuck my ass!"}, {"start": 10597.7, "end": 10599.060000000001, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 10603.380000000001, "end": 10605.300000000001, "text": " Corner 4, corner 3,"}, {"start": 10605.980000000001, "end": 10607.820000000002, "text": " corner 1, auto snap."}, {"start": 10611.1, "end": 10612.820000000002, "text": " I'll just do this instead."}, {"start": 10618.42, "end": 10622.54, "text": " It'd be nice if you could have like a dynamic pillar that just like, worked."}, {"start": 10622.62, "end": 10629.62, "text": " Like I'm gonna assume that works. I'm gonna assume that's a good"}, {"start": 10638.900000000001, "end": 10640.900000000001, "text": " It definitely doesn't"}, {"start": 10643.460000000001, "end": 10645.460000000001, "text": " There's a button to align it"}, {"start": 10645.460000000001, "end": 10666.660000000002, "text": " it. Copy rotate place build menu toggle snapping bottom top auto bottom"}, {"start": 10666.66, "end": 10668.66, "text": " top I don't get it"}, {"start": 10672.42, "end": 10676.86, "text": " And I get it unless what if you go like this oh"}, {"start": 10678.34, "end": 10680.34, "text": " Wait wait wait wait"}, {"start": 10681.58, "end": 10687.46, "text": " Wait, oh wait wait wait wait if this works game of the year oh"}, {"start": 10689.58, "end": 10691.58, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 10696.66, "end": 10698.66, "text": " and at the corner"}, {"start": 10708.02, "end": 10713.14, "text": " Yo, it does work. What the hell? Oh my god"}, {"start": 10721.86, "end": 10725.14, "text": " I'm assuming I don't know red means bad or something I can't tell"}, {"start": 10725.14, "end": 10734.58, "text": " like it's actually not a good spot might mean like it's a shit spot to do this"}, {"start": 10734.58, "end": 10743.82, "text": " yeah red means unstable we'll figure it out it probably is fine colors how"}, {"start": 10743.82, "end": 10751.18, "text": " stable yeah if shit breaks we'll know for sure"}, {"start": 10751.18, "end": 10759.9, "text": " All right, we got our door, sheesh."}, {"start": 10759.9, "end": 10772.460000000001, "text": " I get rid of this, whoops, there we go, can I break this, no."}, {"start": 10772.460000000001, "end": 10778.02, "text": " Yo, it's getting there, wooden square, what else is the house, bro?"}, {"start": 10778.02, "end": 10781.060000000001, "text": " This guy acts like he lives in a fucking octagon or something."}, {"start": 10781.060000000001, "end": 10782.060000000001, "text": " Relax, buddy."}, {"start": 10786.220000000001, "end": 10787.5, "text": " Hey, is this the outside?"}, {"start": 10790.54, "end": 10791.98, "text": " This looks like the outside."}, {"start": 10800.460000000001, "end": 10801.62, "text": " Missing requirements."}, {"start": 10801.62, "end": 10802.78, "text": " I actually need wood now."}, {"start": 10802.98, "end": 10803.5, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 10804.220000000001, "end": 10805.220000000001, "text": " Even though it's cold."}, {"start": 10805.22, "end": 10834.16, "text": " And everything hurts."}, {"start": 10834.16, "end": 10837.88, "text": " Two bosses, more like two... boxes."}, {"start": 10838.8, "end": 10840.96, "text": " Chad, is this the inside or the outside?"}, {"start": 10840.96, "end": 10842.96, "text": " Anyone here an expert on walls?"}, {"start": 10851.6, "end": 10852.88, "text": " Oiii!"}, {"start": 10857.039999999999, "end": 10858.539999999999, "text": " Oh, delicious."}, {"start": 10860.72, "end": 10862.48, "text": " You have it wrong sides."}, {"start": 10862.48, "end": 10867.48, "text": " They cut down some trees. Uh-oh."}, {"start": 10874.48, "end": 10878.48, "text": " No, this guy's stamina is atrocious."}, {"start": 10878.48, "end": 10897.32, "text": " It's a nice night to cut some trees down."}, {"start": 10897.32, "end": 10898.32, "text": " Rested buff this thing."}, {"start": 10898.32, "end": 10899.32, "text": " Oh, is it really good?"}, {"start": 10899.32, "end": 10901.32, "text": " Good. Sitting down gives you a buff."}, {"start": 10920.02, "end": 10920.82, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 10923.619999999999, "end": 10925.82, "text": " Look, when I get my first sword, I'll pog."}, {"start": 10925.82, "end": 10927.82, "text": " Right now, there's no pog in my mind."}, {"start": 10929.32, "end": 10931.82, "text": " Let me get my first sword, and we'll go from there."}, {"start": 10937.96, "end": 10938.46, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 10940.68, "end": 10941.8, "text": " Oh my god, day two."}, {"start": 10943.0, "end": 10943.72, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 10944.26, "end": 10945.0, "text": " I survived."}, {"start": 10948.039999999999, "end": 10949.84, "text": " I lived right next door to the boss."}, {"start": 10949.84, "end": 10951.76, "text": " He doesn't know I'm preparing to kick his ass."}, {"start": 10952.76, "end": 10953.88, "text": " Eat food!"}, {"start": 10955.56, "end": 10957.0, "text": " He doesn't know every day."}, {"start": 10957.0, "end": 10969.2, "text": " I grow stronger to kick his ass."}, {"start": 10969.2, "end": 10971.4, "text": " How much wood?"}, {"start": 10971.4, "end": 10974.4, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 10974.4, "end": 10981.08, "text": " A log?"}, {"start": 10981.08, "end": 10988.08, "text": " Yeah, that's pretty man."}, {"start": 10988.08, "end": 10997.08, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 10997.08, "end": 10999.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11018.56, "end": 11020.84, "text": " Right that looks like I placed it no way"}, {"start": 11021.8, "end": 11024.52, "text": " What do you talk? Are you kidding me Matt? No?"}, {"start": 11024.52, "end": 11026.52, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 11029.32, "end": 11031.32, "text": " The fucking rotation of the wood!"}, {"start": 11034.12, "end": 11036.12, "text": " God damn it, man!"}, {"start": 11038.68, "end": 11040.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11042.28, "end": 11044.28, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11046.36, "end": 11049.880000000001, "text": " Are you serious? Is there a little... is there a gap?"}, {"start": 11051.48, "end": 11053.48, "text": " It looked like there was a gap."}, {"start": 11054.52, "end": 11068.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11068.52, "end": 11084.28, "text": " That's right, I just placed one wrong."}, {"start": 11084.28, "end": 11088.32, "text": " Alright, this is uh, there you go."}, {"start": 11088.32, "end": 11089.32, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11089.32, "end": 11090.32, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 11090.32, "end": 11094.84, "text": " Alright, now we just need some walls."}, {"start": 11094.84, "end": 11095.84, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11095.84, "end": 11096.84, "text": " A wood gate?"}, {"start": 11097.84, "end": 11099.84, "text": " I do need some stairs."}, {"start": 11102.84, "end": 11103.84, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11106.84, "end": 11111.84, "text": " I really need to remove this rock, but I'm just here to store shit."}, {"start": 11111.84, "end": 11115.84, "text": " I might actually extend it further too if I'm gonna have to place stuff in."}, {"start": 11116.84, "end": 11118.84, "text": " Just ignore the supports."}, {"start": 11126.84, "end": 11151.76, "text": " I'm gonna do double walls this whole thing needs to be a window to be honest really wrong"}, {"start": 11151.76, "end": 11163.2, "text": " way it is. Oh so it was the right way initially."}, {"start": 11173.84, "end": 11178.48, "text": " Alright where the hell are the windows unless I actually have to figure out"}, {"start": 11178.48, "end": 11194.199999999999, "text": " that. Flint times 10. Perfect square box, thank you. Thank you man. I guess these are our"}, {"start": 11194.2, "end": 11220.480000000001, "text": " windows for now. Current window situation. This is the main base of operation. I'm not"}, {"start": 11220.48, "end": 11231.08, "text": " building another one after this. A raft? Oh I need resin. Missing requirements, resin and"}, {"start": 11231.08, "end": 11233.48, "text": " leather scraps."}, {"start": 11233.48, "end": 11242.48, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 11242.48, "end": 11243.48, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 11243.48, "end": 11249.96, "text": " This leads to a staircase that feeds into the water."}, {"start": 11249.96, "end": 11251.96, "text": " Ah, cinema!"}, {"start": 11251.96, "end": 11253.96, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11253.96, "end": 11255.96, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11255.96, "end": 11260.76, "text": " Wait, there's more!"}, {"start": 11260.76, "end": 11261.76, "text": " A porch!"}, {"start": 11261.76, "end": 11271.48, "text": " we're gonna do a porch fuck I have nothing left I have no idea how to repair"}, {"start": 11271.48, "end": 11278.24, "text": " so we're just building a new one we're doing a porch"}, {"start": 11278.24, "end": 11285.24, "text": " What's the wrong way?"}, {"start": 11285.24, "end": 11293.119999999999, "text": " Crap walls."}, {"start": 11293.119999999999, "end": 11295.119999999999, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 11295.119999999999, "end": 11299.24, "text": " Function way."}, {"start": 11299.24, "end": 11300.24, "text": " It works, bro."}, {"start": 11300.24, "end": 11301.24, "text": " It works."}, {"start": 11301.24, "end": 11302.24, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 11302.24, "end": 11304.24, "text": " I love it!"}, {"start": 11315.76, "end": 11318.76, "text": " And I gotta get stronger and stuff? What am I doing?"}, {"start": 11320.16, "end": 11322.66, "text": " I need more wood. There's some down here. I kinda..."}, {"start": 11324.0, "end": 11326.6, "text": " Yeah, let me grab this. Really."}, {"start": 11326.6, "end": 11336.12, "text": " Let me get more."}, {"start": 11336.12, "end": 11340.36, "text": " Maybe if I chop some wood, I'm not sure how to use this, but if I chop some wood it might"}, {"start": 11340.36, "end": 11342.36, "text": " give me a new recipe."}, {"start": 11342.36, "end": 11347.16, "text": " How do I chopping block this?"}, {"start": 11347.16, "end": 11353.16, "text": " Unless I just need to be near it and it unlocks new things from the workbench."}, {"start": 11353.16, "end": 11372.34, "text": " How do I repair?"}, {"start": 11372.34, "end": 11377.32, "text": " Sha, how do you repair?"}, {"start": 11377.32, "end": 11382.0, "text": " I hope your meat doesn't over cook."}, {"start": 11382.0, "end": 11403.2, "text": " Oh, it needs to be under- okay. Shit, alright, I'll be back then. This is gonna break before"}, {"start": 11403.2, "end": 11414.2, "text": " I can do anything. Holy shit."}, {"start": 11414.2, "end": 11424.800000000001, "text": " Well, tell me you can drown. The meat's gonna burn, uh, it cooks that fast. Oh, I can always"}, {"start": 11424.800000000001, "end": 11447.920000000002, "text": " get more. I can always get more it's not that big of a deal. Did it burn?"}, {"start": 11447.92, "end": 11467.3, "text": " All right, all right, this is the trickiest situation now building a roof. Oh fuck"}, {"start": 11467.3, "end": 11472.9, "text": " This is gonna be bad boys. I'm not known for my roofs"}, {"start": 11477.92, "end": 11495.88, "text": " shit the concept's a little fucked here"}, {"start": 11495.880000000001, "end": 11509.140000000001, "text": " Yo, are you kidding? Oh, you can turn on auto, you can turn on auto loot. Auto run? No,"}, {"start": 11509.140000000001, "end": 11522.02, "text": " you can't. Where? Yo! Wow. Wait, does this auto, oh this auto pull shit from my inventory?"}, {"start": 11522.02, "end": 11524.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11527.82, "end": 11531.4, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna need coal anyways eventually so it works. I"}, {"start": 11532.82, "end": 11534.82, "text": " Didn't have to babysit this shit"}, {"start": 11536.060000000001, "end": 11539.82, "text": " Actual protein brought what you thought I was gonna take more than 10. It's gonna take like 10 minutes"}, {"start": 11541.16, "end": 11543.16, "text": " This is unrealistic cooking speed"}, {"start": 11548.300000000001, "end": 11550.300000000001, "text": " The protein is not gonna cook this fast"}, {"start": 11552.02, "end": 11579.82, "text": " Nice. I can just push it off that. Yeah, how am I, how am I making this right here on"}, {"start": 11579.82, "end": 11588.74, "text": " the roof situation. We have a little bit of a problem here. This is like, uh, it's like"}, {"start": 11588.74, "end": 11601.58, "text": " HDTV. We got a little problem here. The contractor fucked up. Yeah, the contractor"}, {"start": 11601.58, "end": 11613.74, "text": " How the hell do we how the hell do we do this?"}, {"start": 11613.74, "end": 11616.06, "text": " You can't just have a doorframe."}, {"start": 11616.06, "end": 11619.98, "text": " I mean you probably can I guess this would be the way to do it."}, {"start": 11619.98, "end": 11621.82, "text": " And then dude two pillars up."}, {"start": 11621.82, "end": 11623.539999999999, "text": " Oh that's exactly it."}, {"start": 11623.539999999999, "end": 11624.539999999999, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 11624.539999999999, "end": 11625.94, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 11625.94, "end": 11627.94, "text": " I got it boys."}, {"start": 11627.94, "end": 11628.94, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 11628.94, "end": 11629.94, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 11629.94, "end": 11632.94, "text": " It kind of seems like you're a dwarf in this game."}, {"start": 11642.94, "end": 11645.94, "text": " I mean before these pillars are not high enough. Bro, are you serious?"}, {"start": 11650.94, "end": 11654.94, "text": " Are you kidding me right now? Are you fucking kidding me? Where's the gap?"}, {"start": 11659.94, "end": 11667.94, "text": " One of these is literally misaligned on the millimeter."}, {"start": 11667.94, "end": 11671.94, "text": " We got a millimeter-ass mistake."}, {"start": 11671.94, "end": 11677.94, "text": " Dude, that looks so weird."}, {"start": 11677.94, "end": 11682.94, "text": " I mean, it kind of works."}, {"start": 11682.94, "end": 11685.94, "text": " It kind of works."}, {"start": 11685.94, "end": 11699.66, "text": " Why does this fence look fucked?"}, {"start": 11699.66, "end": 11700.82, "text": " It looked nice before."}, {"start": 11700.82, "end": 11702.82, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 11702.82, "end": 11704.86, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11704.86, "end": 11705.86, "text": " Missing requirements?"}, {"start": 11705.86, "end": 11723.0, "text": " wood all right the roof situation is never is never good for now oh wait this"}, {"start": 11723.0, "end": 11732.52, "text": " needs wood as well I don't have any at all shit no man god damn it stone axe"}, {"start": 11732.52, "end": 11755.58, "text": " I gotta go punch more stuff."}, {"start": 11755.58, "end": 11758.24, "text": " I gotta just punch like a... branch."}, {"start": 11772.46, "end": 11773.86, "text": " Fucking kick the street."}, {"start": 11773.86, "end": 11774.7, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11774.7, "end": 11775.539999999999, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11779.22, "end": 11780.06, "text": " Saved."}, {"start": 11781.74, "end": 11783.42, "text": " I'll repair after, okay?"}, {"start": 11783.42, "end": 11785.18, "text": " We're taking the long route."}, {"start": 11785.58, "end": 11798.58, "text": " Two broken hammers? I've done a lot of building."}, {"start": 11798.58, "end": 11811.58, "text": " Holy shit! Oh my god! Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11811.58, "end": 11813.58, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11817.58, "end": 11819.58, "text": " Nothing traveled."}, {"start": 11822.58, "end": 11827.58, "text": " Yeah, looks like a fucking data center. Holy shit, man."}, {"start": 11829.58, "end": 11832.58, "text": " What the hell did I design?"}, {"start": 11841.58, "end": 11855.1, "text": " come on man what the hell is that has he dried died to a tree yet no I have it"}, {"start": 11855.1, "end": 11863.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god, oh shit, that looked cool."}, {"start": 11863.460000000001, "end": 11876.460000000001, "text": " Alright, I have a lot of stuff now."}, {"start": 11876.460000000001, "end": 11883.58, "text": " Alright, my favorite part of the house, the roof."}, {"start": 11883.58, "end": 11889.34, "text": " gonna be off the dimensions are gonna be off I just know everything is gonna be"}, {"start": 11889.34, "end": 11904.02, "text": " terrible we're going with the 45 thatch home depot is this too low yeah who here"}, {"start": 11904.02, "end": 11910.46, "text": " has ridiculous amounts of time in what's that game Minecraft what is the"}, {"start": 11910.460000000001, "end": 11917.980000000001, "text": " What is the uh, what's the secret the roofs you start from the sides and just build up"}, {"start": 11933.500000000002, "end": 11938.78, "text": " I don't know if this is too low where do I start from"}, {"start": 11940.460000000001, "end": 11942.460000000001, "text": " There's a ladder"}, {"start": 11965.26, "end": 11967.26, "text": " Build off of a roof corner"}, {"start": 11970.460000000001, "end": 11974.460000000001, "text": " Is this the right way?"}, {"start": 11974.460000000001, "end": 11978.460000000001, "text": " It kind of doesn't look like it is."}, {"start": 11982.460000000001, "end": 11986.460000000001, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 11986.460000000001, "end": 11990.460000000001, "text": " There we go. 45?"}, {"start": 11990.460000000001, "end": 11994.460000000001, "text": " 4 of 45. Is that correct?"}, {"start": 11994.460000000001, "end": 11998.460000000001, "text": " Maybe lower?"}, {"start": 11998.460000000001, "end": 12008.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, that looks good, that looks good."}, {"start": 12008.140000000001, "end": 12023.140000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure this is okay."}, {"start": 12023.14, "end": 12028.619999999999, "text": " I think that's on correct. It's hard to tell because there's like some fine snapping"}, {"start": 12033.619999999999, "end": 12040.32, "text": " Yeah, the way this snaps is weird, I think that's on I swear that looks wrong"}, {"start": 12040.32, "end": 12042.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12052.16, "end": 12054.16, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 12054.16, "end": 12069.72, "text": " Buddy, what is this fucking range?"}, {"start": 12069.72, "end": 12073.36, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12073.36, "end": 12078.6, "text": " Can you move this forwards?"}, {"start": 12078.6, "end": 12080.6, "text": " Ah, shit, rotate place."}, {"start": 12106.18, "end": 12106.68, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 12106.68, "end": 12133.960000000001, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 12133.960000000001, "end": 12134.960000000001, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 12134.960000000001, "end": 12163.84, "text": " no scam I saw red there is some red I do see the red you know it hasn't collapsed"}, {"start": 12163.84, "end": 12170.84, "text": " That's the yet so that's a good sign."}, {"start": 12170.84, "end": 12176.18, "text": " Yeah is there a mod for auto collector?"}, {"start": 12176.18, "end": 12184.8, "text": " Is it a setting in game?"}, {"start": 12184.8, "end": 12185.8, "text": " It is a setting?"}, {"start": 12185.8, "end": 12188.12, "text": " I did not see it."}, {"start": 12188.12, "end": 12189.12, "text": " It's just press V."}, {"start": 12189.12, "end": 12192.12, "text": " Oh it's odd now."}, {"start": 12192.12, "end": 12199.480000000001, "text": " Alright, we're gonna go with a flat roof, hopefully this works."}, {"start": 12199.480000000001, "end": 12204.640000000001, "text": " 26 degree, there's no flat roof."}, {"start": 12204.640000000001, "end": 12206.52, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 12206.52, "end": 12214.160000000002, "text": " Unless you can take this and just..."}, {"start": 12214.160000000002, "end": 12216.880000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12216.880000000001, "end": 12230.44, "text": " Can you do a 26 inner corner?"}, {"start": 12230.44, "end": 12234.240000000002, "text": " Does that actually work?"}, {"start": 12234.240000000002, "end": 12239.160000000002, "text": " Yeah, I need some light in this."}, {"start": 12239.160000000002, "end": 12240.160000000002, "text": " This is horrible."}, {"start": 12240.160000000002, "end": 12244.160000000002, "text": " I'm fucking blind."}, {"start": 12244.160000000002, "end": 12246.160000000002, "text": " Insane lighting."}, {"start": 12246.16, "end": 12259.8, "text": " really wow it kind of works it kind of works twenty six"}, {"start": 12264.36, "end": 12268.44, "text": " that's not evil out there"}, {"start": 12268.44, "end": 12277.44, "text": " Okay, now what are we doing here? What angle? I need like a protractor or something."}, {"start": 12289.44, "end": 12295.44, "text": " Holy, yo, what the fuck? Yo, this looks great! Damn! Uh-oh."}, {"start": 12295.44, "end": 12299.44, "text": " Really? Oh my god, the final touch!"}, {"start": 12303.44, "end": 12305.44, "text": " I don't know the angle."}, {"start": 12306.44, "end": 12309.44, "text": " It looks like that, but no."}, {"start": 12312.44, "end": 12315.44, "text": " Leave it open and put a fire in the middle."}, {"start": 12325.44, "end": 12332.44, "text": " I need stone."}, {"start": 12341.44, "end": 12346.44, "text": " I need stone. Can't put fire in your house. Oh really? You can't?"}, {"start": 12346.44, "end": 12350.44, "text": " Yeah, maybe like a little pot."}, {"start": 12350.44, "end": 12353.44, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 12353.44, "end": 12356.6, "text": " Feels good. Sign. Use."}, {"start": 12357.82, "end": 12360.18, "text": " Cognar's house."}, {"start": 12364.02, "end": 12367.16, "text": " There it is, boys! A sheesh!"}, {"start": 12369.32, "end": 12371.08, "text": " I'm down by my burner!"}, {"start": 12372.44, "end": 12376.66, "text": " Now, how in the hell do you repair, is the question."}, {"start": 12378.640000000001, "end": 12381.16, "text": " I'm hitting 7 and nothing happens."}, {"start": 12383.44, "end": 12411.720000000001, "text": " I'm using it. You are too exposed. I'm literally hitting one. It's too exposed, buddy. Are"}, {"start": 12411.720000000001, "end": 12414.720000000001, "text": " Are you fucking joking? Is this a joke, man?"}, {"start": 12434.480000000001, "end": 12438.240000000002, "text": " Holy... Bruh, I gotta hold this shit. Oh, you can hold it."}, {"start": 12441.720000000001, "end": 12451.720000000001, "text": " This is actually connect."}, {"start": 12451.720000000001, "end": 12454.720000000001, "text": " Shiiiiiish!"}, {"start": 12454.720000000001, "end": 12457.720000000001, "text": " Come on man!"}, {"start": 12457.720000000001, "end": 12461.720000000001, "text": " Nice little patiove!"}, {"start": 12461.720000000001, "end": 12465.720000000001, "text": " Oh I don't got anything."}, {"start": 12465.720000000001, "end": 12468.720000000001, "text": " All right, all right."}, {"start": 12471.720000000001, "end": 12473.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, maybe I need..."}, {"start": 12473.720000000001, "end": 12475.720000000001, "text": " I don't know where to put this."}, {"start": 12475.720000000001, "end": 12477.720000000001, "text": " I'm gonna... oh, I have nothing."}, {"start": 12477.720000000001, "end": 12479.720000000001, "text": " I didn't go farm."}, {"start": 12480.720000000001, "end": 12481.720000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12481.720000000001, "end": 12483.720000000001, "text": " The hell out of the house!"}, {"start": 12484.720000000001, "end": 12486.720000000001, "text": " Asshole."}, {"start": 12488.720000000001, "end": 12491.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, probably is the window."}, {"start": 12495.720000000001, "end": 12497.720000000001, "text": " some flint"}, {"start": 12500.2, "end": 12502.2, "text": " Yeah, necks are good food anyways"}, {"start": 12516.000000000002, "end": 12519.800000000001, "text": " I gotta make a bow and a bunch of other stuff. Let me just get more wood"}, {"start": 12519.800000000001, "end": 12543.320000000002, "text": " six wood per why not I'm just gonna get a shit ton"}, {"start": 12543.32, "end": 12551.14, "text": " I should be I get enough for now"}, {"start": 12553.38, "end": 12555.38, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 12558.5, "end": 12564.98, "text": " Yeah, it looks pretty nice now with the roof it looks less like a data center good stuff"}, {"start": 12566.58, "end": 12568.58, "text": " It's a little homie now"}, {"start": 12568.58, "end": 12580.42, "text": " and what the hell man um you know you man I might need to actually get rid of"}, {"start": 12580.42, "end": 12585.34, "text": " some of this stuff because there's too many windows"}, {"start": 12587.3, "end": 12590.66, "text": " please work"}, {"start": 12599.46, "end": 12603.14, "text": " You bitch you beach tree"}, {"start": 12611.02, "end": 12613.02, "text": " Are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 12619.539999999999, "end": 12621.539999999999, "text": " Dude come on"}, {"start": 12624.82, "end": 12628.14, "text": " That's the worst roof oh yeah works now"}, {"start": 12628.58, "end": 12647.58, "text": " One E. How do you repair? Right click. Seven. Left click. Hold seven. Is this it? Oh my"}, {"start": 12647.58, "end": 12662.26, "text": " item you spam the button to repair holy shit I don't know what to tell you guys"}, {"start": 12662.26, "end": 12667.1, "text": " okay I don't know what to tell you there stone axe upgrade you need a two-star"}, {"start": 12667.1, "end": 12677.34, "text": " required station level there's like a"}, {"start": 12677.34, "end": 12679.42, "text": " little upgrade icon here I'm not sure"}, {"start": 12679.42, "end": 12682.94, "text": " what that means maybe I'm not in the"}, {"start": 12682.94, "end": 12684.92, "text": " vicinity of the chopping block for this"}, {"start": 12684.92, "end": 12713.26, "text": " work bench. Unless this actually upgrades the station. What? Oh, it's just, oh. Stone"}, {"start": 12713.26, "end": 12720.26, "text": " Stone axe qualities, stone axe hammer, the hose, stone axe."}, {"start": 12720.26, "end": 12726.06, "text": " I wonder if I can delete any items."}, {"start": 12726.06, "end": 12727.06, "text": " I need this."}, {"start": 12727.06, "end": 12740.06, "text": " I need to go hunt and then also make some crates."}, {"start": 12740.06, "end": 12747.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12747.06, "end": 12750.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12750.06, "end": 12755.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12755.06, "end": 12764.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12764.06, "end": 12778.74, "text": " I don't really need the hull anymore."}, {"start": 12778.74, "end": 12782.9, "text": " I guess all my food is here."}, {"start": 12782.9, "end": 12786.699999999999, "text": " I don't really need this right now."}, {"start": 12786.699999999999, "end": 12787.699999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12787.699999999999, "end": 12791.06, "text": " And now what else?"}, {"start": 12791.06, "end": 12792.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12792.06, "end": 12794.06, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna go Flint Axe."}, {"start": 12804.56, "end": 12805.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12807.26, "end": 12808.859999999999, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna make a bed."}, {"start": 12815.859999999999, "end": 12817.46, "text": " I'm not really sure where to put the bed."}, {"start": 12818.26, "end": 12819.859999999999, "text": " For now, rare."}, {"start": 12822.06, "end": 12827.42, "text": " Sleep without a way in your bed, another proof of your heart would be some chest where you"}, {"start": 12827.42, "end": 12829.82, "text": " can store items."}, {"start": 12829.82, "end": 12840.5, "text": " Yes, now I'm gonna go and do it up."}, {"start": 12840.5, "end": 12843.5, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12843.5, "end": 12848.9, "text": " I need more, I need leather so I can make a bow."}, {"start": 12848.9, "end": 12867.3, "text": " Triple food buff."}, {"start": 12867.3, "end": 12868.3, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 12868.3, "end": 12873.14, "text": " I set the spawn point."}, {"start": 12873.14, "end": 12878.74, "text": " Yeah, there it is right there."}, {"start": 12878.74, "end": 12882.74, "text": " Uh, it's a data center converted into a lovable space."}, {"start": 12897.74, "end": 12901.74, "text": " You need the rest buff all the time, it helps so much."}, {"start": 12901.74, "end": 12909.98, "text": " Uh, how do you get the rest buff by sleeping or actually sitting down?"}, {"start": 12909.98, "end": 12913.5, "text": " You tell me I have to sit down?"}, {"start": 12913.5, "end": 12917.66, "text": " Oh, Nirra Fire gives you the buff?"}, {"start": 12917.66, "end": 12919.94, "text": " I'll do it when I come back."}, {"start": 12919.94, "end": 12928.58, "text": " Let me just get supplies to make a bow."}, {"start": 12928.58, "end": 12934.24, "text": " I need to kill some gore or something."}, {"start": 12934.24, "end": 12939.539999999999, "text": " I need resin for something as well."}, {"start": 12939.539999999999, "end": 12942.539999999999, "text": " Not too far."}, {"start": 12942.539999999999, "end": 12951.26, "text": " Okay, oh shit, the boss is right there."}, {"start": 12951.26, "end": 12957.78, "text": " Maybe I can beat him with just this weapon."}, {"start": 12957.78, "end": 12961.18, "text": " I just don't know what I'm going up against, to be honest."}, {"start": 12961.18, "end": 12964.18, "text": " Maybe he's the tutorial boss and I'm already good to go kill him."}, {"start": 12975.62, "end": 12977.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, brawl, chill!"}, {"start": 12977.140000000001, "end": 12978.140000000001, "text": " Everybody chill!"}, {"start": 12983.380000000001, "end": 12984.380000000001, "text": " No one knows."}, {"start": 12987.78, "end": 12992.78, "text": " I think he dropped some leather."}, {"start": 12992.78, "end": 12999.78, "text": " Here, here, here, here, here, here."}, {"start": 12999.78, "end": 13003.78, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 13003.78, "end": 13011.78, "text": " People with 30,000 hours losing their minds, I know."}, {"start": 13011.78, "end": 13017.7, "text": " Wait, that's a one-star bar."}, {"start": 13017.7, "end": 13021.1, "text": " A barter."}, {"start": 13021.1, "end": 13023.02, "text": " He actually ran the hell away."}, {"start": 13023.02, "end": 13025.5, "text": " The others wanted to fight back."}, {"start": 13025.5, "end": 13026.5, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 13026.5, "end": 13038.380000000001, "text": " How many, how much leather?"}, {"start": 13038.380000000001, "end": 13040.380000000001, "text": " Six leather right now?"}, {"start": 13040.380000000001, "end": 13049.060000000001, "text": " Okay, this thing's very good at hiding."}, {"start": 13049.060000000001, "end": 13056.660000000002, "text": " Holy SHIT!"}, {"start": 13056.660000000002, "end": 13062.740000000002, "text": " Stratz."}, {"start": 13062.740000000002, "end": 13063.740000000002, "text": " Pretend like I'm dead."}, {"start": 13063.740000000002, "end": 13064.740000000002, "text": " And then attack."}, {"start": 13064.740000000002, "end": 13065.740000000002, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13065.74, "end": 13071.88, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13071.88, "end": 13079.16, "text": " Get heals, get heals!"}, {"start": 13079.16, "end": 13088.56, "text": " Okay, I can make my bow now, which is gonna make me a lot stronger."}, {"start": 13088.56, "end": 13095.56, "text": " I probably can't one-tap this Bambi, yeah."}, {"start": 13095.56, "end": 13104.56, "text": " The spear is very strong."}, {"start": 13104.56, "end": 13113.4, "text": " You can play this online, but you can also play it as a single-player survival game."}, {"start": 13113.4, "end": 13115.039999999999, "text": " It's not online, it's co-op."}, {"start": 13115.04, "end": 13117.04, "text": " I mean, you can make a server."}, {"start": 13126.04, "end": 13129.04, "text": " They're out of all the scraps around the house."}, {"start": 13132.04, "end": 13135.04, "text": " Oh my god, I have everything to make this."}, {"start": 13137.04, "end": 13139.04, "text": " Holy boys."}, {"start": 13145.04, "end": 13158.04, "text": " Is the dock underwater? Partially, yes."}, {"start": 13158.04, "end": 13166.04, "text": " Oh, the water's fuckin' nice in this shit. Goddamn."}, {"start": 13166.04, "end": 13169.04, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 13169.04, "end": 13174.04, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 13174.04, "end": 13185.04, "text": " How much did these cost?"}, {"start": 13185.04, "end": 13194.04, "text": " Oh, it's just straight up wood."}, {"start": 13194.04, "end": 13196.660000000002, "text": " I swear this needs, like, a..."}, {"start": 13198.78, "end": 13201.04, "text": " This looks like it's starting an endpoint."}, {"start": 13204.34, "end": 13205.460000000001, "text": " Is this a gate?"}, {"start": 13208.660000000002, "end": 13211.140000000001, "text": " Fence... gate... long..."}, {"start": 13216.800000000001, "end": 13218.400000000001, "text": " I think I got everything back."}, {"start": 13224.04, "end": 13230.800000000001, "text": " oh shit it still looks kind of fucked"}, {"start": 13235.800000000001, "end": 13249.2, "text": " I don't follow I don't follow the gate was better"}, {"start": 13254.04, "end": 13257.960000000001, "text": " Oh you can't build like this."}, {"start": 13257.960000000001, "end": 13281.44, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 13281.44, "end": 13284.480000000001, "text": " Pagoli constructions."}, {"start": 13284.480000000001, "end": 13287.2, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 13287.2, "end": 13298.68, "text": " love it they fucking hold on that's huge god damn come on man"}, {"start": 13304.720000000001, "end": 13313.28, "text": " do I actually need a paddle or something do you need a paddle for this or a sail"}, {"start": 13313.28, "end": 13322.560000000001, "text": " there's more to this isn't there oh yes you got to build that out"}, {"start": 13322.56, "end": 13329.56, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 13329.56, "end": 13334.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13334.56, "end": 13341.56, "text": " Don't worry, that's fine."}, {"start": 13352.56, "end": 13354.56, "text": " There it is"}, {"start": 13366.72, "end": 13368.72, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 13369.64, "end": 13371.64, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 13372.279999999999, "end": 13378.0, "text": " I'm going back. I was just circling the boat bro. We're going against the wind"}, {"start": 13382.56, "end": 13404.56, "text": " One speed against the wind is the way."}, {"start": 13404.56, "end": 13427.119999999999, "text": " And docked, alright, okay so far so good, now I need to, well your bed needs to be placed"}, {"start": 13427.119999999999, "end": 13429.72, "text": " near a fire, what?"}, {"start": 13429.72, "end": 13431.72, "text": " So can you do it under a fire?"}, {"start": 13431.720000000001, "end": 13433.720000000001, "text": " I don't follow."}, {"start": 13433.720000000001, "end": 13436.720000000001, "text": " What the fuck is this game? I don't follow."}, {"start": 13436.720000000001, "end": 13440.720000000001, "text": " You have to use like outdoor stuff, indoor?"}, {"start": 13444.720000000001, "end": 13446.720000000001, "text": " Alright, what if I just put this shit here?"}, {"start": 13449.720000000001, "end": 13450.720000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13451.720000000001, "end": 13452.720000000001, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 13453.720000000001, "end": 13456.720000000001, "text": " They call this, uh, it's actually therapeutic."}, {"start": 13456.720000000001, "end": 13465.500000000002, "text": " therapeutic it warms up your bed in the"}, {"start": 13465.500000000002, "end": 13474.54, "text": " winter yeah heated floor rested oh that's"}, {"start": 13474.54, "end": 13476.420000000002, "text": " the rest of the but you know next time"}, {"start": 13476.420000000002, "end": 13480.340000000002, "text": " do that not at this time"}, {"start": 13480.34, "end": 13493.34, "text": " Okay, as we went, let's get this, and then realize, fuck, I still need more of this."}, {"start": 13493.34, "end": 13496.34, "text": " Can I just sleep again?"}, {"start": 13496.34, "end": 13499.34, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 13499.34, "end": 13506.34, "text": " I gotta go, uh, can I like kill the boars better with this or something?"}, {"start": 13510.34, "end": 13533.1, "text": " I need to get leather ASAP."}, {"start": 13533.1, "end": 13536.06, "text": " More leather."}, {"start": 13536.06, "end": 13550.74, "text": " bore families. Yeah, it's my first time actually giving this a chance. I played it for an hour"}, {"start": 13550.74, "end": 13552.74, "text": " when it first dropped on early access so..."}, {"start": 13568.74, "end": 13570.74, "text": " I kinda like the knife attack speed."}, {"start": 13576.74, "end": 13578.74, "text": " Oh yeah, the knife is actually pretty nice."}, {"start": 13580.74, "end": 13596.02, "text": " I see no boar anywhere I'm literally leather screwed right now"}, {"start": 13596.02, "end": 13597.02, "text": " Now..."}, {"start": 13597.02, "end": 13598.02, "text": " Shrooms?"}, {"start": 13598.02, "end": 13618.02, "text": " It seems like it's Rush just killing everything for level ups."}, {"start": 13618.02, "end": 13635.460000000001, "text": " buddy there ain't shit"}, {"start": 13635.460000000001, "end": 13645.02, "text": " is that a boar?"}, {"start": 13645.02, "end": 13648.7, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna miss."}, {"start": 13651.1, "end": 13652.1, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 13652.1, "end": 13652.94, "text": " Oh wait."}, {"start": 13663.62, "end": 13664.78, "text": " How much, how much?"}, {"start": 13668.02, "end": 13669.62, "text": " Oh shit, worth."}, {"start": 13670.98, "end": 13673.800000000001, "text": " Big upgrades, oh my God, big upgrades."}, {"start": 13675.02, "end": 13682.02, "text": " massive recipe unlocked."}, {"start": 13682.02, "end": 13691.02, "text": " Some shrimps."}, {"start": 13691.02, "end": 13699.02, "text": " Let's go back."}, {"start": 13699.02, "end": 13702.02, "text": " Perfect timing."}, {"start": 13702.02, "end": 13712.66, "text": " We got lunch and lunch and supplies. Let's go back home."}, {"start": 13719.1, "end": 13730.86, "text": " Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. We'll need the coal for something later. Oh yeah, there's stuff in here."}, {"start": 13732.02, "end": 13734.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13746.82, "end": 13748.82, "text": " Yeah, they're hurt that much"}, {"start": 13762.02, "end": 13765.02, "text": " Oh bees give you good stamp food."}, {"start": 13768.02, "end": 13770.02, "text": " Alright, now let's see..."}, {"start": 13770.02, "end": 13772.02, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna make..."}, {"start": 13773.02, "end": 13774.02, "text": " First..."}, {"start": 13777.02, "end": 13779.02, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me? I just need wood."}, {"start": 13782.02, "end": 13783.02, "text": " I need wood."}, {"start": 13787.02, "end": 13789.02, "text": " There's actually another deer there."}, {"start": 13790.02, "end": 13791.02, "text": " That is now gone."}, {"start": 13792.02, "end": 13818.98, "text": " I birthed the food again, didn't I?"}, {"start": 13818.98, "end": 13819.98, "text": " I totally did."}, {"start": 13819.98, "end": 13821.98, "text": " Oh yeah, I'm actually carrying too much now."}, {"start": 13826.46, "end": 13828.46, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 13828.46, "end": 13830.46, "text": " If you're gonna tell you, we're gonna get this one down."}, {"start": 13830.46, "end": 13832.46, "text": " Thank you, brah. I know. I'm aware."}, {"start": 13832.779999999999, "end": 13833.82, "text": " I'm aware."}, {"start": 13833.82, "end": 13835.34, "text": " Wait a minute. I'm not aware."}, {"start": 13835.34, "end": 13837.58, "text": " Oh, shit. I'm like super stuffed."}, {"start": 13845.66, "end": 13847.66, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 13849.98, "end": 13854.98, "text": " Oh, there's a bunch of deer there"}, {"start": 13857.1, "end": 13863.859999999999, "text": " All right, the other question is does this game pull from your chest if it doesn't I'm gonna be very sage"}, {"start": 13865.02, "end": 13867.02, "text": " extreme satchness"}, {"start": 13867.619999999999, "end": 13870.18, "text": " It doesn't in 1.0"}, {"start": 13870.18, "end": 13872.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13879.300000000001, "end": 13885.66, "text": " You can get mods where how easy is it to get mods"}, {"start": 13891.02, "end": 13894.2, "text": " This shit is my cutting my cutting"}, {"start": 13900.18, "end": 13905.18, "text": " Thunder store?"}, {"start": 13905.18, "end": 13907.18, "text": " Ah, whatever."}, {"start": 13907.18, "end": 13910.18, "text": " You're telling me I gotta actually pick my shit up?"}, {"start": 13910.18, "end": 13912.18, "text": " Oy-yoy."}, {"start": 13922.18, "end": 13927.18, "text": " Ah, I am streaming tomorrow, yes."}, {"start": 13927.18, "end": 13936.300000000001, "text": " I am streaming tomorrow. Yes for war dogs. I have yet. I want to I yeah, I will I'll be live tomorrow"}, {"start": 13938.42, "end": 13942.52, "text": " Not sponsored I just I'm a fan of some video games"}, {"start": 13948.380000000001, "end": 13952.7, "text": " Okay, I think I have everything of use here let's test out the bow"}, {"start": 13953.78, "end": 13955.78, "text": " And then let me put this in"}, {"start": 13955.78, "end": 13957.78, "text": " And then come here."}, {"start": 13960.980000000001, "end": 13966.480000000001, "text": " I think I have all the tools in this game you use a axe. You don't use a pickaxe."}, {"start": 13967.980000000001, "end": 13972.480000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, and then wasn't there something else? What could this need? Deer hide. Oh."}, {"start": 13973.880000000001, "end": 13976.380000000001, "text": " And then there is a tanner I could make."}, {"start": 13977.08, "end": 13980.58, "text": " Leather, leather, six, six."}, {"start": 13981.18, "end": 13982.68, "text": " Leather tunic."}, {"start": 13982.68, "end": 13984.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13985.24, "end": 13988.74, "text": " Sure, I got a tannery blueprint a deer rug"}, {"start": 13990.64, "end": 13995.6, "text": " Where the fuck was it flint wood leather, let me get on my flint"}, {"start": 14005.720000000001, "end": 14009.720000000001, "text": " Wait three flint no, I had like 30 foot right here"}, {"start": 14009.720000000001, "end": 14032.04, "text": " what boys then I have 30 flint like right here excuse me there's no way it disappeared"}, {"start": 14039.720000000001, "end": 14056.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, the water is so nice in this game."}, {"start": 14056.300000000001, "end": 14061.060000000001, "text": " You dropped it, but I came back unless it deletes items."}, {"start": 14061.060000000001, "end": 14062.62, "text": " Which is odd, I don't know why it would."}, {"start": 14062.62, "end": 14065.54, "text": " It was like right here I got encumbered."}, {"start": 14065.54, "end": 14070.54, "text": " and then drop 30 flint."}, {"start": 14070.54, "end": 14071.54, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 14083.54, "end": 14084.54, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 14095.54, "end": 14097.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14110.900000000001, "end": 14112.900000000001, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 14125.54, "end": 14139.460000000001, "text": " Yo, what the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 14139.460000000001, "end": 14142.900000000001, "text": " Oh now you know someone shooting you?"}, {"start": 14142.900000000001, "end": 14147.54, "text": " Okay, he just stopped."}, {"start": 14147.54, "end": 14148.54, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 14148.54, "end": 14149.54, "text": " Whatever, man."}, {"start": 14149.54, "end": 14150.54, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 14150.54, "end": 14152.54, "text": " Whatever"}, {"start": 14157.26, "end": 14162.54, "text": " Those are gonna burn again, I know I'm aware I know they are"}, {"start": 14164.62, "end": 14168.02, "text": " Okay, I need flint and leather for that to make a tannery"}, {"start": 14169.02, "end": 14173.140000000001, "text": " So I guess I could just go farm and then I'll make a helmet"}, {"start": 14174.060000000001, "end": 14175.060000000001, "text": " so"}, {"start": 14175.060000000001, "end": 14177.060000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14177.06, "end": 14184.42, "text": " And then I am going to put all this in here. I have a bunch of excess food"}, {"start": 14188.34, "end": 14190.34, "text": " Kind of like I can just wait here or"}, {"start": 14207.06, "end": 14209.06, "text": " Three cooking racks."}, {"start": 14237.06, "end": 14253.779999999999, "text": " There it is, meat-maxing."}, {"start": 14253.779999999999, "end": 14259.22, "text": " One for everybody."}, {"start": 14259.220000000001, "end": 14271.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, this is the way. Look at all the food I'm gonna have. Unless you can only have one,"}, {"start": 14271.220000000001, "end": 14277.500000000002, "text": " like, cut to meat and it needs to be... you need a... you need three different types."}, {"start": 14277.500000000002, "end": 14283.260000000002, "text": " It's not like you could have bore meat and like fucking... deer meat."}, {"start": 14283.26, "end": 14294.42, "text": " Wait, does food go bad? No, it does."}, {"start": 14294.42, "end": 14301.9, "text": " In your backpack it goes bad. Shit, man. It doesn't? Oh, good, okay."}, {"start": 14301.9, "end": 14310.12, "text": " Yeah, I feel like I'm ready for the boss. I think I got this now."}, {"start": 14310.12, "end": 14312.92, "text": " I could go farm some more animals."}, {"start": 14314.76, "end": 14316.6, "text": " That's probably the only thing to do."}, {"start": 14321.880000000001, "end": 14323.320000000002, "text": " One more cookin' I'm good."}, {"start": 14340.12, "end": 14345.12, "text": " Buddy."}, {"start": 14345.12, "end": 14349.12, "text": " I don't think it's harder than the Onamusha bosses."}, {"start": 14349.12, "end": 14352.12, "text": " Especially the one I versed yesterday."}, {"start": 14352.12, "end": 14359.12, "text": " The only thing is, is my durability."}, {"start": 14359.12, "end": 14362.12, "text": " Let's go check."}, {"start": 14362.12, "end": 14365.12, "text": " Shit, I should have snuck. I need deer."}, {"start": 14365.12, "end": 14391.12, "text": " hides. Wait, you can parry? Is it just like a perfectly timed block?"}, {"start": 14391.12, "end": 14410.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god, that was the fear from earlier."}, {"start": 14410.800000000001, "end": 14412.800000000001, "text": " Oh, that did a lot of H damage"}, {"start": 14428.640000000001, "end": 14431.160000000002, "text": " I'm no Stan fuck man, I suck"}, {"start": 14433.28, "end": 14437.12, "text": " All right bosses tutorial here we go I got food for days"}, {"start": 14440.800000000001, "end": 14447.44, "text": " So I did mention getting the spear I didn't see a blueprint for it"}, {"start": 14458.320000000002, "end": 14462.400000000001, "text": " You have found the surface of one of the forsaken to make the correct operating if they're altered"}, {"start": 14462.400000000001, "end": 14463.28, "text": " They will come be worried though"}, {"start": 14463.28, "end": 14468.52, "text": " The resilient are not easy to raise or cut the wicked weapon down in front of summer and eat a hearty mealy for engaging"}, {"start": 14468.52, "end": 14470.52, "text": " Offer?"}, {"start": 14473.52, "end": 14475.52, "text": " Hunt his kin."}, {"start": 14475.52, "end": 14478.52, "text": " Oh, I need de- oh, I saw a trophy I had."}, {"start": 14478.52, "end": 14480.52, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 14480.52, "end": 14482.52, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 14484.52, "end": 14486.52, "text": " Just need to do that."}, {"start": 14489.52, "end": 14491.52, "text": " Right here, right here."}, {"start": 14493.52, "end": 14495.52, "text": " You piece of shit."}, {"start": 14498.52, "end": 14512.300000000001, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 14512.300000000001, "end": 14521.08, "text": " Maybe go buy that spear."}, {"start": 14521.08, "end": 14527.16, "text": " Wait, do you stay stealthy even if you miss?"}, {"start": 14527.16, "end": 14553.8, "text": " just tripping out. Stay still. There it is, boys. No trophy, though."}, {"start": 14557.16, "end": 14562.16, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 14562.16, "end": 14567.16, "text": " Yo, get the fuck out of here!"}, {"start": 14567.16, "end": 14572.16, "text": " Get the fuck out of here!"}, {"start": 14572.16, "end": 14577.16, "text": " Oh, my God!"}, {"start": 14577.16, "end": 14582.16, "text": " Get a lot."}, {"start": 14582.16, "end": 14587.16, "text": " He had a lot."}, {"start": 14587.16, "end": 14605.16, "text": " Oh, yeah, I never crafted a shield, you're right."}, {"start": 14605.16, "end": 14621.48, "text": " Shield, just wooden leather scraps."}, {"start": 14621.48, "end": 14624.4, "text": " Leather trousers, leather tunic."}, {"start": 14624.4, "end": 14627.84, "text": " I think I have everything."}, {"start": 14627.84, "end": 14649.84, "text": " trousers. I aggregate something."}, {"start": 14649.84, "end": 14651.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14673.6, "end": 14675.6, "text": " You guys working together"}, {"start": 14679.84, "end": 14694.2, "text": " Damn, did I came to my front door?"}, {"start": 14694.2, "end": 14700.16, "text": " Okay, okay!"}, {"start": 14700.16, "end": 14704.16, "text": " He rallied the creatures of the forest."}, {"start": 14704.16, "end": 14709.16, "text": " That's bullshit. There's literally a fire underneath."}, {"start": 14709.16, "end": 14713.16, "text": " There's literally a fire right there."}, {"start": 14717.16, "end": 14720.16, "text": " Oh wait, no."}, {"start": 14735.06, "end": 14737.06, "text": " My sauna"}, {"start": 14742.96, "end": 14746.9, "text": " It's really like a room and your time is worth the enemy may also be parried"}, {"start": 14747.94, "end": 14753.26, "text": " Okay, it said hunt his kin and I saw there is a deer trophy. I wonder if that's what I need"}, {"start": 14755.7, "end": 14760.94, "text": " What's really sister camera that's right there is that guarantee yeah, that's just happened I saw"}, {"start": 14760.94, "end": 14766.94, "text": " Yeah, the deer trophy. Maybe this is what he needs."}, {"start": 14766.94, "end": 14769.94, "text": " Oh wait, I have two deer trophies now."}, {"start": 14769.94, "end": 14772.94, "text": " And a boar head trophy."}, {"start": 14772.94, "end": 14779.94, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 14787.94, "end": 14790.94, "text": " Flint Leather..."}, {"start": 14790.94, "end": 14792.94, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 14802.94, "end": 14808.94, "text": " Yo, what the fuck? This fire? Wait, what? Did I not add shit?"}, {"start": 14810.94, "end": 14813.94, "text": " You're out of wood. It has fuel. What am I missing?"}, {"start": 14821.94, "end": 14824.94, "text": " It needs air? Oh."}, {"start": 14832.94, "end": 14841.980000000001, "text": " But it is."}, {"start": 14841.980000000001, "end": 14845.460000000001, "text": " Shit I need more stones man."}, {"start": 14845.460000000001, "end": 14848.460000000001, "text": " Which I have."}, {"start": 14848.460000000001, "end": 14855.78, "text": " Man this thing does not work in many areas."}, {"start": 14855.78, "end": 14857.62, "text": " Tell me that's close enough."}, {"start": 14857.62, "end": 14860.62, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 14860.62, "end": 14879.78, "text": " Alright, let's go see if I can fight this boss now."}, {"start": 14879.78, "end": 14887.820000000002, "text": " Fully buff this, buff this as I can be."}, {"start": 14887.82, "end": 14889.82, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 14900.539999999999, "end": 14903.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, my bow's probably gonna break halfway in."}, {"start": 14909.619999999999, "end": 14912.619999999999, "text": " I'm giving you pieces shite."}, {"start": 14917.82, "end": 14920.539999999999, "text": " There's no way I'm not one-tapping this guy."}, {"start": 14932.22, "end": 14933.22, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 14938.82, "end": 14940.32, "text": " Where are you asshole?"}, {"start": 14977.82, "end": 15003.82, "text": " Oh, and that does no damage."}, {"start": 15003.82, "end": 15017.26, "text": " Shafi for real, you died for this guy initially, didn't you?"}, {"start": 15017.26, "end": 15021.58, "text": " I won't judge, I won't judge."}, {"start": 15021.58, "end": 15036.58, "text": " Fuck this guy, he's casually dodging."}, {"start": 15066.58, "end": 15079.78, "text": " I feel like that was a parry."}, {"start": 15079.78, "end": 15093.42, "text": " Oh, you can't parry with this?"}, {"start": 15093.42, "end": 15122.54, "text": " There it is, the chosen one."}, {"start": 15122.54, "end": 15143.460000000001, "text": " Very nice, very nice."}, {"start": 15143.460000000001, "end": 15146.34, "text": " Easy clap."}, {"start": 15146.34, "end": 15148.34, "text": " Another victory."}, {"start": 15148.34, "end": 15153.9, "text": " Return to the sacrificial stones, we're here for a steak and chruppy and offer it as a"}, {"start": 15153.9, "end": 15173.94, "text": " sacrifice to make the gods smile upon you."}, {"start": 15173.94, "end": 15174.94, "text": " Is there a higher difficulty?"}, {"start": 15174.94, "end": 15193.42, "text": " filthy I don't think so. Yeah I gotta go put his head on that area. Let me repair. Oh you"}, {"start": 15193.42, "end": 15203.42, "text": " can do hardcore bosses get way harder. Yeah that's the tutorial boss wasn't it? Basically."}, {"start": 15203.42, "end": 15210.42, "text": " I'll go there right now."}, {"start": 15210.42, "end": 15223.42, "text": " I think I'm out of food."}, {"start": 15223.42, "end": 15236.08, "text": " Let's see if I can make this knife or this dagger into a level 2."}, {"start": 15236.08, "end": 15239.4, "text": " This is the tourist biome."}, {"start": 15239.4, "end": 15252.72, "text": " Oh, you can do that when you have the shield equipped."}, {"start": 15252.72, "end": 15261.1, "text": " Okay, I gotta place his head."}, {"start": 15261.1, "end": 15265.72, "text": " Is this the whole game or you kill all the bosses in the biome and then you go to the"}, {"start": 15265.720000000001, "end": 15276.960000000001, "text": " the next area."}, {"start": 15276.960000000001, "end": 15281.44, "text": " Wait you kill all these bosses in this biome?"}, {"start": 15281.44, "end": 15286.44, "text": " Or is that the boss of this biome?"}, {"start": 15286.44, "end": 15293.44, "text": " boss per biome."}, {"start": 15305.32, "end": 15312.32, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 15312.32, "end": 15314.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15314.44, "end": 15318.76, "text": " Is this like a buff? Oh each one has a buff. Oh shit, that's huge"}, {"start": 15320.279999999999, "end": 15322.279999999999, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 15331.039999999999, "end": 15333.039999999999, "text": " I have five minutes of"}, {"start": 15334.52, "end": 15341.0, "text": " Minus 60 percent stamp. Oh, that's so nice. Is that RNG or is that always the case?"}, {"start": 15342.32, "end": 15353.039999999999, "text": " Oh, the black forest."}, {"start": 15353.039999999999, "end": 15362.199999999999, "text": " I feel like now it comes down to, I gotta figure out how to get to the black forest."}, {"start": 15362.199999999999, "end": 15369.199999999999, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 15369.2, "end": 15371.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15376.220000000001, "end": 15378.220000000001, "text": " Holy shit"}, {"start": 15399.2, "end": 15424.2, "text": " This is the time you farm with your buff."}, {"start": 15424.2, "end": 15432.640000000001, "text": " Alright man, I'm gonna go so far away from home, I need like a port or something."}, {"start": 15450.400000000001, "end": 15453.84, "text": " Wait, do you run faster with nothing in your hands?"}, {"start": 15454.2, "end": 15481.08, "text": " all right i hope it is like black forest when you enter so i know"}, {"start": 15484.2, "end": 15486.52, "text": " We'll like introduce when you enter a new bio"}, {"start": 15498.52, "end": 15501.320000000002, "text": " I reached the student head and had no stem. Oh"}, {"start": 15505.0, "end": 15507.0, "text": " Yeah, let's say meadows"}, {"start": 15514.2, "end": 15535.68, "text": " nice nice oh I needed that deer you don't feel arrested anymore"}, {"start": 15535.68, "end": 15552.800000000001, "text": " Okay, buddy, okay, buddy."}, {"start": 15552.800000000001, "end": 15559.4, "text": " You can mark interesting locations as well, oh, I can't hear."}, {"start": 15559.4, "end": 15565.2, "text": " Yeah, I think I definitely have not found it yet."}, {"start": 15565.2, "end": 15584.28, "text": " back towards the shore so let's probably play this game into like a unarmed kill all bosses"}, {"start": 15584.28, "end": 15603.960000000001, "text": " I don't see any black forests around here, this would have been a nice place to build."}, {"start": 15603.960000000001, "end": 15607.240000000002, "text": " too late"}, {"start": 15627.400000000001, "end": 15633.000000000002, "text": " all right anything I mean technically the other way to play is to just be like"}, {"start": 15633.0, "end": 15638.64, "text": " and go Nomad mode where you just keep quickly making a shack with a crafting"}, {"start": 15638.64, "end": 15648.6, "text": " bench. I'm keep moving like that instead of settling down. I'm making a house. You"}, {"start": 15648.6, "end": 15657.2, "text": " just make like just quickly two by two shacks with crafting tables."}, {"start": 15657.2, "end": 15662.08, "text": " You'll have a porno later on."}, {"start": 15662.08, "end": 15666.880000000001, "text": " What are the chances of me booking it to the boss and killing him?"}, {"start": 15687.2, "end": 15689.2, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 15689.2, "end": 15691.2, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 15698.2, "end": 15700.2, "text": " Found it!"}, {"start": 15717.2, "end": 15719.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15777.2, "end": 15782.2, "text": " Come on boys!"}, {"start": 15782.2, "end": 15787.2, "text": " Come on man!"}, {"start": 15787.2, "end": 15794.2, "text": " Those rocks aren't going to get you far."}, {"start": 15794.2, "end": 15801.2, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 15801.2, "end": 15812.2, "text": " There it is. And encumbered. Fuck me. God damn it."}, {"start": 15812.2, "end": 15817.2, "text": " AHHHHHHH! PISSING SWEAT!"}, {"start": 15817.2, "end": 15832.2, "text": " He has a torch when you see them."}, {"start": 15832.2, "end": 15841.320000000002, "text": " Whoever has it, some traders have found themselves into the 10th world."}, {"start": 15841.320000000002, "end": 15846.0, "text": " If you find yourself in need of special commodities, you might want to seek them out."}, {"start": 15846.0, "end": 15851.7, "text": " One of them is somewhere in the- alright."}, {"start": 15851.7, "end": 15855.38, "text": " How can you hate that but love extraction shooters?"}, {"start": 15855.38, "end": 15861.28, "text": " Because you don't get fully slowed down in an extraction shooter and the worth feels"}, {"start": 15861.28, "end": 15864.94, "text": " like it's worth more than fucking offline shit."}, {"start": 15864.94, "end": 15872.06, "text": " I don't know, it's psychological buddy, it's psychological."}, {"start": 15872.06, "end": 15874.06, "text": " Psychological Brown"}, {"start": 15880.18, "end": 15882.18, "text": " One sec"}, {"start": 15902.06, "end": 15904.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15925.019999999999, "end": 15927.019999999999, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 15932.06, "end": 15945.66, "text": " Yeah, I'll be live tomorrow. Yeah, what time does war dogs launch by the way? Is it what yeah? What time is the official launch?"}, {"start": 15951.3, "end": 15954.66, "text": " All right, right at noon. Oh shit really, okay"}, {"start": 15954.66, "end": 15961.66, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 15961.66, "end": 15971.18, "text": " Chomping and playing something else, boys."}, {"start": 15971.18, "end": 15972.18, "text": " I'm playing something else."}, {"start": 15972.18, "end": 15973.18, "text": " That was fun, though."}, {"start": 15973.18, "end": 15974.18, "text": " That was fun."}, {"start": 15974.18, "end": 15975.18, "text": " That was cool."}, {"start": 15975.18, "end": 15977.58, "text": " I'm going to get a drink and we're going to play something else, hold up."}, {"start": 15984.66, "end": 15986.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16014.66, "end": 16032.42, "text": " Yeah, that was a good shot there, bro."}, {"start": 16032.42, "end": 16041.22, "text": " That was, uh, not bad."}, {"start": 16041.220000000001, "end": 16058.980000000001, "text": " control already brother come on brother yeah let's try wanderberg out this game"}, {"start": 16058.98, "end": 16061.82, "text": " was pretty damn good. Oh, I never bought it."}, {"start": 16070.22, "end": 16077.779999999999, "text": " Wanderberg wish listed. Add to cart. Is there a lot better?"}, {"start": 16081.06, "end": 16084.42, "text": " The reviews were different about that."}, {"start": 16088.98, "end": 16113.98, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 16113.98, "end": 16135.5, "text": " Wait, there's a leaderboard in this game?"}, {"start": 16135.5, "end": 16136.5, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 16136.5, "end": 16142.46, "text": " But yeah, anyone who cheats in games and cheats in these leaderboards needs their dicks"}, {"start": 16142.460000000001, "end": 16153.980000000001, "text": " chopped off. I agree and agree. Everybody agrees. What? The game's crashed? Oh, the game's"}, {"start": 16153.980000000001, "end": 16168.500000000002, "text": " crashed. Too far? Too far? True, true. Too far. Maybe."}, {"start": 16168.5, "end": 16175.5, "text": " This guy's probably cheating, right?"}, {"start": 16175.5, "end": 16176.5, "text": " Maybe?"}, {"start": 16176.5, "end": 16183.5, "text": " This feels like it has no FPS."}, {"start": 16183.5, "end": 16192.5, "text": " Yeah, this game is not working on my computer."}, {"start": 16192.5, "end": 16196.3, "text": " Can it something pop up that said some shit about smart app?"}, {"start": 16196.300000000001, "end": 16197.500000000002, "text": " What did I just see?"}, {"start": 16199.000000000002, "end": 16200.36, "text": " What the hell is going on here?"}, {"start": 16200.36, "end": 16202.54, "text": " 10K PC can't handle this."}, {"start": 16202.54, "end": 16205.140000000001, "text": " Use when game crashes, by the way."}, {"start": 16206.340000000002, "end": 16210.36, "text": " No way I got a DX11 on a Unity game."}, {"start": 16212.300000000001, "end": 16213.140000000001, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16213.140000000001, "end": 16213.980000000001, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16213.980000000001, "end": 16214.800000000001, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16214.800000000001, "end": 16215.640000000001, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16215.640000000001, "end": 16216.480000000001, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16216.480000000001, "end": 16217.320000000002, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16217.320000000002, "end": 16218.160000000002, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16218.160000000002, "end": 16219.000000000002, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16219.000000000002, "end": 16219.840000000002, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16219.840000000002, "end": 16220.660000000002, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16220.660000000002, "end": 16221.500000000002, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16221.500000000002, "end": 16222.340000000002, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16222.340000000002, "end": 16223.18, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16223.18, "end": 16224.02, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16224.02, "end": 16224.86, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16224.86, "end": 16225.7, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 16225.7, "end": 16232.94, "text": " Okay, let's see be all four bosses on grasslands one"}, {"start": 16235.1, "end": 16239.820000000002, "text": " Green plates I like desert one golden's be all four reasons. Uh, whatever just play the fucking game"}, {"start": 16239.820000000002, "end": 16241.820000000002, "text": " Apparently just play the game"}, {"start": 16251.78, "end": 16254.86, "text": " Okay, you need silver to upgrade"}, {"start": 16255.7, "end": 16258.5, "text": " But I can change my starting module."}, {"start": 16260.400000000001, "end": 16262.0, "text": " Let's just do cannons."}, {"start": 16265.1, "end": 16266.800000000001, "text": " Yesssss!"}, {"start": 16267.400000000001, "end": 16270.400000000001, "text": " Collect health to repair, big boxes will heal you."}, {"start": 16280.1, "end": 16281.300000000001, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 16283.7, "end": 16285.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16285.7, "end": 16295.7, "text": " Ability auto-attack."}, {"start": 16295.7, "end": 16303.7, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 16303.7, "end": 16312.900000000001, "text": " Okay, we got three minutes until the boss shows up."}, {"start": 16312.9, "end": 16318.26, "text": " collecting almost any all these makes it so your bar goes up"}, {"start": 16321.94, "end": 16324.9, "text": " i gotta make it so my auto attack is OP as shi-"}, {"start": 16333.539999999999, "end": 16334.34, "text": " ah shi-"}, {"start": 16337.14, "end": 16339.14, "text": " my beats you are heavy for a castle kill"}, {"start": 16339.140000000001, "end": 16342.660000000002, "text": " Well, let's get some wheat."}, {"start": 16342.660000000002, "end": 16346.220000000001, "text": " Alright, what do we have here?"}, {"start": 16346.220000000001, "end": 16349.140000000001, "text": " Top mo- we're going pure mortar."}, {"start": 16349.140000000001, "end": 16350.140000000001, "text": " Cannons and mortars."}, {"start": 16350.140000000001, "end": 16351.140000000001, "text": " Oh, that's a solid."}, {"start": 16351.140000000001, "end": 16352.140000000001, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 16352.140000000001, "end": 16353.140000000001, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 16353.140000000001, "end": 16354.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16354.140000000001, "end": 16355.140000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 16355.140000000001, "end": 16356.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16356.140000000001, "end": 16357.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16357.140000000001, "end": 16358.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16358.140000000001, "end": 16359.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16359.140000000001, "end": 16360.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16360.140000000001, "end": 16361.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16361.140000000001, "end": 16362.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16362.140000000001, "end": 16363.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16363.140000000001, "end": 16364.140000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 16364.140000000001, "end": 16378.820000000002, "text": " Wow side module next artifact is 2x stronger. I like that. Oh you collect chests for artifacts?"}, {"start": 16378.82, "end": 16388.82, "text": " Yeah, kill this guy fast."}, {"start": 16388.82, "end": 16394.5, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 16394.5, "end": 16395.5, "text": " More auto-attack."}, {"start": 16395.5, "end": 16396.5, "text": " More."}, {"start": 16396.5, "end": 16398.66, "text": " The archers are gonna be..."}, {"start": 16398.66, "end": 16401.94, "text": " They think the cannons are the strongest, but what we actually..."}, {"start": 16401.94, "end": 16407.579999999998, "text": " The archers are what does the damage."}, {"start": 16407.58, "end": 16409.58, "text": " Those are going to be insane."}, {"start": 16421.58, "end": 16423.58, "text": " Oh, there's a gold chest in here."}, {"start": 16425.58, "end": 16427.58, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 16427.58, "end": 16438.58, "text": " Oh, this is risky."}, {"start": 16438.58, "end": 16449.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16449.58, "end": 16453.300000000003, "text": " Auto attack."}, {"start": 16453.300000000003, "end": 16457.22, "text": " Wasn't worth it."}, {"start": 16457.22, "end": 16459.86, "text": " I guess cannon damage."}, {"start": 16459.86, "end": 16460.86, "text": " Iron bullets."}, {"start": 16460.86, "end": 16470.54, "text": " Let's go with it, this looks like it's worth it."}, {"start": 16470.54, "end": 16476.940000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16476.940000000002, "end": 16480.940000000002, "text": " Add 40 bonus projectile travel speed."}, {"start": 16480.94, "end": 16494.26, "text": " one health every 10 units you consume."}, {"start": 16494.26, "end": 16495.26, "text": " More auto attack."}, {"start": 16495.26, "end": 16496.26, "text": " I'm gonna get my HP."}, {"start": 16496.26, "end": 16497.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16497.26, "end": 16498.26, "text": " That's not the boss?"}, {"start": 16498.26, "end": 16499.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16499.260000000002, "end": 16501.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 16505.74, "end": 16507.74, "text": " That's not the boss"}, {"start": 16521.140000000003, "end": 16524.440000000002, "text": " My god the archers are are getting better here"}, {"start": 16524.44, "end": 16535.039999999997, "text": " Oh my god effect size affects speed when I go in here just mortar the group"}, {"start": 16545.039999999997, "end": 16547.039999999997, "text": " Oh there's a magnet"}, {"start": 16554.44, "end": 16555.44, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16561.44, "end": 16564.44, "text": " Um, mortar damage, I guess?"}, {"start": 16565.44, "end": 16566.44, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 16567.44, "end": 16568.44, "text": " Top mortar?"}, {"start": 16575.44, "end": 16576.44, "text": " Oh, there's the boss."}, {"start": 16576.44, "end": 16587.32, "text": " Did it say if I consume 10 units, I get, and there's like vampirism?"}, {"start": 16587.32, "end": 16593.32, "text": " Did I read that correctly?"}, {"start": 16593.32, "end": 16599.359999999997, "text": " So I just have to drive into the units and it eats them?"}, {"start": 16599.359999999997, "end": 16602.359999999997, "text": " As long as it's not calpuring?"}, {"start": 16602.36, "end": 16612.28, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 16612.28, "end": 16613.28, "text": " Do we go movement?"}, {"start": 16613.28, "end": 16616.920000000002, "text": " A hundred mags?"}, {"start": 16616.920000000002, "end": 16619.24, "text": " Three hundred mass?"}, {"start": 16619.24, "end": 16621.16, "text": " Let's try this one."}, {"start": 16621.16, "end": 16629.0, "text": " Oh shit, I'm so much faster."}, {"start": 16629.0, "end": 16634.0, "text": " the four charges of cannons on an Archer crew."}, {"start": 16639.44, "end": 16640.28, "text": " You know what I understand,"}, {"start": 16640.28, "end": 16642.24, "text": " we got the best archers in all the land."}, {"start": 16647.76, "end": 16651.12, "text": " You may now purchase an Archer tower."}, {"start": 16653.04, "end": 16654.0, "text": " That looks like blue,"}, {"start": 16654.0, "end": 16656.54, "text": " or not that's just the corpse of the boss."}, {"start": 16659.0, "end": 16661.0, "text": " There's something down over here"}, {"start": 16669.0, "end": 16671.0, "text": " They're owning they're owning"}, {"start": 16681.0, "end": 16683.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16683.0, "end": 16698.0, "text": " Mine layer turt, why not get a ram?"}, {"start": 16698.0, "end": 16706.0, "text": " We're 30 max HP, yes."}, {"start": 16706.0, "end": 16724.8, "text": " Whoa. Yeah. Archer's actually doing a lot of building damage. Damage, projectile, top"}, {"start": 16724.8, "end": 16740.48, "text": " mortar. Max Nitro melee damage 40 projectile travel speed to each module. Max Nitro on level"}, {"start": 16740.48, "end": 16750.32, "text": " up seems kind of good actually. Let's let me try one. Let me see at 40 bonus travel"}, {"start": 16750.32, "end": 16752.32, "text": " Speed"}, {"start": 16775.04, "end": 16777.04, "text": " Auto"}, {"start": 16780.32, "end": 16787.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16787.32, "end": 16791.32, "text": " Orangepeed."}, {"start": 16791.32, "end": 16798.32, "text": " Oh my god dude."}, {"start": 16798.32, "end": 16802.32, "text": " Orangepeed."}, {"start": 16802.32, "end": 16806.32, "text": " Orangepeed."}, {"start": 16806.32, "end": 16808.32, "text": " Oh my god, dude!"}, {"start": 16808.66, "end": 16810.66, "text": " More HP!"}, {"start": 16814.26, "end": 16816.26, "text": " That's a- this is a lot of XP."}, {"start": 16817.9, "end": 16821.82, "text": " Mortar? Oh my. Insane mortar upgrade."}, {"start": 16826.12, "end": 16828.12, "text": " I think that did a shit ton of damage."}, {"start": 16832.12, "end": 16834.12, "text": " This guy's going off the map."}, {"start": 16836.32, "end": 16852.32, "text": " Get more deep ends."}, {"start": 16852.32, "end": 16865.32, "text": " I want that chest!"}, {"start": 16865.32, "end": 16872.32, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 16872.32, "end": 16892.239999999998, "text": " Archers, focus on this."}, {"start": 16892.239999999998, "end": 16893.239999999998, "text": " More arrow damage."}, {"start": 16893.239999999998, "end": 16895.239999999998, "text": " Holy shit, golden bow."}, {"start": 16895.24, "end": 16906.320000000003, "text": " I need a magnet."}, {"start": 16906.320000000003, "end": 16911.36, "text": " I mean bro, it's red."}, {"start": 16911.36, "end": 16915.04, "text": " Projectiles, enemies adds a lot of projectiles to active ability."}, {"start": 16915.04, "end": 16921.280000000002, "text": " Let's go get some HP."}, {"start": 16921.28, "end": 16938.28, "text": " Oh my god. Wow. I should have saved that for the boss."}, {"start": 16938.28, "end": 16940.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16949.44, "end": 16951.44, "text": " Cheers fuck them up"}, {"start": 16954.6, "end": 16956.6, "text": " Damons are overrated"}, {"start": 16968.28, "end": 16971.28, "text": " Uh, movement."}, {"start": 16971.28, "end": 16975.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16975.28, "end": 16977.28, "text": " Okay, this was an upgrade."}, {"start": 16977.28, "end": 16982.28, "text": " What are our dailies?"}, {"start": 16982.28, "end": 16983.28, "text": " I feel like..."}, {"start": 16983.28, "end": 16985.28, "text": " Consume up."}, {"start": 16985.28, "end": 16988.28, "text": " Consume..."}, {"start": 16992.28, "end": 16995.28, "text": " Oh, automatic attack shots explode in the star shape."}, {"start": 16998.28, "end": 17003.96, "text": " Okay, reach upgrade level 10 for side, we up for boss 9-over-your-ins, we up for the"}, {"start": 17003.96, "end": 17008.399999999998, "text": " human's plane, and then hit two, but that's overall, oh."}, {"start": 17010.12, "end": 17018.559999999998, "text": " Let's see how fast I can kill this thing. Oh, too late. I pushed him out of the zone."}, {"start": 17023.0, "end": 17026.76, "text": " I feel like I'm bullying."}, {"start": 17028.28, "end": 17039.48, "text": " Yeah, I feel like I'm bullying this thing."}, {"start": 17039.48, "end": 17040.64, "text": " More cannon."}, {"start": 17040.64, "end": 17044.079999999998, "text": " Get really lucky with upgrades."}, {"start": 17044.079999999998, "end": 17058.16, "text": " Yeah, make it so my archers like attack faster or something."}, {"start": 17058.16, "end": 17083.079999999998, "text": " Enter, enter, I dare you to enter."}, {"start": 17083.08, "end": 17093.08, "text": " Oh, yeah, those rammers hurt took off so much HP."}, {"start": 17093.08, "end": 17095.440000000002, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 17095.440000000002, "end": 17107.440000000002, "text": " More cannon damage."}, {"start": 17107.44, "end": 17134.44, "text": " Uh oh, uh oh."}, {"start": 17134.44, "end": 17141.44, "text": " If you die, don't die."}, {"start": 17141.44, "end": 17142.44, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 17142.44, "end": 17148.44, "text": " Why wouldn't I take that?"}, {"start": 17148.44, "end": 17152.44, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 17152.44, "end": 17155.44, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17155.44, "end": 17158.44, "text": " Everything's locked."}, {"start": 17158.44, "end": 17160.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17160.44, "end": 17186.44, "text": " I'm not throwing."}, {"start": 17186.44, "end": 17198.44, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 17198.44, "end": 17207.44, "text": " Leave it up!"}, {"start": 17207.44, "end": 17214.44, "text": " Drop some mines."}, {"start": 17214.44, "end": 17223.44, "text": " Thirteen seconds."}, {"start": 17223.44, "end": 17231.52, "text": " You may not purchase- oh okay, I fully did it, okay."}, {"start": 17231.52, "end": 17247.16, "text": " explosion I don't see any HB"}, {"start": 17247.16, "end": 17273.8, "text": " Mineler auto attack, I mean Ram CD."}, {"start": 17273.8, "end": 17277.04, "text": " Just this bomb, bomb, take the boss kill."}, {"start": 17279.12, "end": 17280.28, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 17284.2, "end": 17285.399999999998, "text": " That was like instant."}, {"start": 17292.48, "end": 17293.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 17293.32, "end": 17319.36, "text": " Yeah, that's pure damage right there."}, {"start": 17319.36, "end": 17324.36, "text": " Golden bullet."}, {"start": 17324.36, "end": 17327.36, "text": " Pure damage."}, {"start": 17327.36, "end": 17331.36, "text": " Oh, another chest."}, {"start": 17331.36, "end": 17337.36, "text": " 15% more arrow damage. Nice."}, {"start": 17344.36, "end": 17348.36, "text": " Top mortar."}, {"start": 17349.36, "end": 17358.36, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 17358.36, "end": 17371.36, "text": " You get HP as well."}, {"start": 17371.36, "end": 17378.36, "text": " It's gonna drop bombs or some mortar or something."}, {"start": 17378.36, "end": 17383.36, "text": " Chest!"}, {"start": 17383.36, "end": 17389.36, "text": " Chest!"}, {"start": 17389.36, "end": 17393.36, "text": " Get two levels when picking this artifact?"}, {"start": 17393.36, "end": 17400.36, "text": " What do you guys think here? I don't know."}, {"start": 17400.36, "end": 17405.36, "text": " Magnet? 1% magnet?"}, {"start": 17421.36, "end": 17424.36, "text": " Yo, that thing has so much HP!"}, {"start": 17430.36, "end": 17432.36, "text": " Epic."}, {"start": 17439.36, "end": 17441.36, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 17443.36, "end": 17446.36, "text": " Oh, that was a lot of HP."}, {"start": 17449.36, "end": 17451.36, "text": " Let's keep moving here."}, {"start": 17454.36, "end": 17456.36, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 17460.36, "end": 17487.12, "text": " That was good damage right there."}, {"start": 17487.12, "end": 17490.92, "text": " the active ability of the module as it's going to restore the auto attack of that module with"}, {"start": 17490.92, "end": 17494.12, "text": " a 20-minute faster and 40 bonus max size for projectiles to each module."}, {"start": 17494.12, "end": 17498.12, "text": " Ooh, 40 bonus status effect?"}, {"start": 17498.12, "end": 17503.12, "text": " That seems good."}, {"start": 17512.12, "end": 17514.12, "text": " I'm scared for the boss."}, {"start": 17514.12, "end": 17516.12, "text": " I don't know how we're losing this."}, {"start": 17521.12, "end": 17523.12, "text": " Oh shit, that's an owl! On the bottom!"}, {"start": 17529.12, "end": 17530.12, "text": " Oh, he got owned."}, {"start": 17532.12, "end": 17533.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17541.12, "end": 17542.12, "text": " Alright, he died."}, {"start": 17542.12, "end": 17557.12, "text": " Dude, is it worth over-timing or just going to the next?"}, {"start": 17557.12, "end": 17558.12, "text": " You need silver for unlocks?"}, {"start": 17558.12, "end": 17559.12, "text": " Are you saying it's worth continuing?"}, {"start": 17559.12, "end": 17560.12, "text": " To get more silver?"}, {"start": 17560.12, "end": 17561.12, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 17561.12, "end": 17562.12, "text": " One per second."}, {"start": 17562.12, "end": 17563.12, "text": " This is how you farm the upgrade material."}, {"start": 17563.12, "end": 17568.12, "text": " One per second, this is how you farm the upgrade material."}, {"start": 17573.12, "end": 17574.12, "text": " So there's Incentive."}, {"start": 17623.12, "end": 17634.64, "text": " everything okay okay yeah it's essentially vampire survivors"}, {"start": 17634.64, "end": 17658.399999999998, "text": " I'm really m- nobody went in there."}, {"start": 17658.4, "end": 17660.4, "text": " They went in there."}, {"start": 17670.4, "end": 17672.4, "text": " He's gone."}, {"start": 17672.4, "end": 17674.4, "text": " And he's gone."}, {"start": 17677.4, "end": 17681.4, "text": " I feel like technically, can't you just drive around and dodge and farm?"}, {"start": 17681.4, "end": 17688.4, "text": " If anything, the projectiles on the ground will kill you."}, {"start": 17711.4, "end": 17713.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17723.600000000002, "end": 17725.600000000002, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 17725.600000000002, "end": 17742.600000000002, "text": " I'm so dead."}, {"start": 17742.600000000002, "end": 17744.600000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17772.600000000002, "end": 17773.100000000002, "text": " MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"}, {"start": 17773.420000000002, "end": 17774.2, "text": " {\\an1 Village"}, {"start": 17774.320000000003, "end": 17774.840000000004, "text": " Zombies"}, {"start": 17774.940000000002, "end": 17775.02, "text": "amb blush"}, {"start": 17775.100000000002, "end": 17775.840000000004, "text": " Oh.."}, {"start": 17776.180000000004, "end": 17776.340000000004, "text": " Noooo"}, {"start": 17783.440000000002, "end": 17784.24, "text": " OHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 17784.420000000002, "end": 17785.620000000003, "text": " BKBON\u83fc\u314b\u314b"}, {"start": 17787.100000000002, "end": 17787.760000000002, "text": " ahhh"}, {"start": 17788.820000000003, "end": 17789.600000000002, "text": " BKBON\u83fc ka"}, {"start": 17792.06, "end": 17792.54, "text": " Oh no"}, {"start": 17793.180000000004, "end": 17793.74, "text": " treasures"}, {"start": 17794.140000000003, "end": 17794.480000000003, "text": "utar"}, {"start": 17795.180000000004, "end": 17795.480000000003, "text": " 1985"}, {"start": 17795.480000000003, "end": 17795.800000000003, "text": " Summit"}, {"start": 17795.960000000003, "end": 17796.300000000003, "text": " Bomb"}, {"start": 17798.74, "end": 17799.38, "text": " BECAUSE"}, {"start": 17799.680000000004, "end": 17800.06, "text": " LADY"}, {"start": 17801.02, "end": 17801.500000000004, "text": " I23"}, {"start": 17801.820000000003, "end": 17802.320000000003, "text": " Also"}, {"start": 17802.600000000002, "end": 17810.840000000004, "text": " Alright, is this done?"}, {"start": 17810.840000000004, "end": 17814.760000000002, "text": " We beat it, right?"}, {"start": 17814.760000000002, "end": 17817.440000000002, "text": " This is a three-star difficulty?"}, {"start": 17817.440000000002, "end": 17822.480000000003, "text": " Okay, it can't be that difficult."}, {"start": 17822.480000000003, "end": 17827.04, "text": " Oh wait, I have to back out."}, {"start": 17827.04, "end": 17831.600000000002, "text": " Oh wait, no I don't."}, {"start": 17831.600000000002, "end": 17837.760000000002, "text": " So this is where you can get a new captain."}, {"start": 17837.760000000002, "end": 17838.760000000002, "text": " Or change..."}, {"start": 17838.760000000002, "end": 17839.760000000002, "text": " Ahhhh..."}, {"start": 17839.760000000002, "end": 17840.760000000002, "text": " Damn, things are expensive."}, {"start": 17840.760000000002, "end": 17856.4, "text": " Yeah, I'm going for a bow build."}, {"start": 17856.4, "end": 17860.88, "text": " There must be one that increases 50% auto attack speed."}, {"start": 17860.88, "end": 17881.280000000002, "text": " Place Techno Music only knows one song."}, {"start": 17881.280000000002, "end": 17883.64, "text": " The game runs twice as fast."}, {"start": 17883.64, "end": 17890.32, "text": " Dude, I'm not about to drop 2k on a fucking Techno guy."}, {"start": 17890.32, "end": 17903.04, "text": " five grand I can't even afford her. Everything's so expensive. I can in here"}, {"start": 17903.04, "end": 17916.56, "text": " cannon here plus archer combo a fire mage a force mage side melissa archer tower"}, {"start": 17916.56, "end": 17926.56, "text": " whatever I just went with those are these auto"}, {"start": 17926.56, "end": 17941.4, "text": " Wait a minute, shit."}, {"start": 17941.4, "end": 17949.56, "text": " It's different."}, {"start": 17949.56, "end": 17952.56, "text": " Full bow build."}, {"start": 17952.56, "end": 17964.0, "text": " All right, this is a three-star. Let's see how this is a three-star. What the hell, that's"}, {"start": 17964.0, "end": 17970.0, "text": " the Archer Tower? Oh."}, {"start": 17970.0, "end": 17999.12, "text": " Yeah, what if I go pure cool down?"}, {"start": 17999.12, "end": 18006.12, "text": " I'm gonna make it so there's no CD."}, {"start": 18006.12, "end": 18013.12, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 18029.12, "end": 18036.12, "text": " It might be too early to try to farm this, potentially too early to farm this."}, {"start": 18059.12, "end": 18065.12, "text": " I'll get heals. We're going all in on this upgrade."}, {"start": 18068.12, "end": 18070.12, "text": " Break, you piece of shit! Break!"}, {"start": 18078.12, "end": 18080.12, "text": " Let's get some luck."}, {"start": 18089.12, "end": 18106.12, "text": " Looks okay, there'll be HP somewhere. I'm fine. It looks worse than it is."}, {"start": 18106.12, "end": 18117.12, "text": " Oh fuck, wait a minute."}, {"start": 18117.12, "end": 18119.12, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 18119.12, "end": 18129.039999999997, "text": " Oh yeah bro, where's the HP?"}, {"start": 18129.039999999997, "end": 18134.039999999997, "text": " I see no HP anywhere."}, {"start": 18134.04, "end": 18161.04, "text": " I think it might be GG."}, {"start": 18161.04, "end": 18173.56, "text": " Let's try that again."}, {"start": 18173.56, "end": 18181.120000000003, "text": " This time not trying to attack a mini castle so soon."}, {"start": 18181.120000000003, "end": 18186.120000000003, "text": " I can't afford Techno."}, {"start": 18186.12, "end": 18193.12, "text": " I think I can kill"}, {"start": 18216.12, "end": 18229.8, "text": " I'm not sure if those were the right choices, but let's see."}, {"start": 18229.8, "end": 18234.32, "text": " Oh, Rit Yo, come on."}, {"start": 18234.32, "end": 18237.12, "text": " What are we doing there?"}, {"start": 18237.12, "end": 18242.12, "text": " Why are you showing me that?"}, {"start": 18242.12, "end": 18267.039999999997, "text": " Yeah, the boss is gonna kick my ass this thing is stalling this shit out of me"}, {"start": 18272.12, "end": 18288.2, "text": " I love how there's HP everywhere now, like, okay."}, {"start": 18288.2, "end": 18305.2, "text": " I'm just going all archer CD reduction until I realize I threw."}, {"start": 18305.2, "end": 18321.2, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 18321.2, "end": 18341.2, "text": " Dude, these abilities are fucking shit!"}, {"start": 18341.2, "end": 18348.2, "text": " Dude, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 18348.2, "end": 18356.4, "text": " this random fuck flies in all right fuck the archers give me the cannons give me"}, {"start": 18356.4, "end": 18366.64, "text": " the cannons I'm over it cannon-ear crew fucking cannons let's go we don't want"}, {"start": 18366.64, "end": 18370.36, "text": " no archers we're gonna pure cannons"}, {"start": 18378.2, "end": 18398.14, "text": " The four charges just means more hits, more cannons go out, that's a good thing."}, {"start": 18398.14, "end": 18400.14, "text": " a mortar. Pure cannons."}, {"start": 18420.62, "end": 18424.62, "text": " I feel like charges are the way the effect size I guess is good too."}, {"start": 18424.62, "end": 18426.62, "text": " Just for like the impact blast."}, {"start": 18428.14, "end": 18445.7, "text": " projectile speed cool down I mean 90 damage let's go with this"}, {"start": 18458.14, "end": 18488.12, "text": " I'm not sure maybe I could try I'm gonna I've been not going for chest so"}, {"start": 18488.12, "end": 18498.12, "text": " not geared up enough let me see if I can pop all my CDs on this"}, {"start": 18501.879999999997, "end": 18507.36, "text": " oh yeah okay worth"}, {"start": 18518.12, "end": 18525.12, "text": " I guess Super Sizer."}, {"start": 18525.12, "end": 18540.12, "text": " All right, the Swarm is usually what kills me."}, {"start": 18540.12, "end": 18569.46, "text": " Wow, predicted."}, {"start": 18569.46, "end": 18575.1, "text": " Star spread, star spread, activating three different activities whether it is a refund"}, {"start": 18575.1, "end": 18577.1, "text": " service or a cooldown."}, {"start": 18577.1, "end": 18580.899999999998, "text": " Ah, let's go Phoenix Feather."}, {"start": 18580.899999999998, "end": 18582.899999999998, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 18582.899999999998, "end": 18591.899999999998, "text": " What was that music?"}, {"start": 18591.9, "end": 18605.960000000003, "text": " What was that music wait was that the feather wait that actually killed me oh my god"}, {"start": 18605.96, "end": 18608.96, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 18610.96, "end": 18613.96, "text": " Wow, dude. That explosion? One tap."}, {"start": 18635.96, "end": 18652.84, "text": " I'm a little worried, I'm a little worried."}, {"start": 18652.84, "end": 18654.84, "text": " Lost 23 HP!"}, {"start": 18657.34, "end": 18658.34, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 18679.34, "end": 18681.34, "text": " Wow, that didn't no damage!"}, {"start": 18681.34, "end": 18684.34, "text": " And that is normal range."}, {"start": 18686.34, "end": 18688.34, "text": " Oh, and here comes this fuck."}, {"start": 18691.34, "end": 18693.34, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 18711.34, "end": 18723.9, "text": " Yo, you suck ass."}, {"start": 18723.9, "end": 18731.9, "text": " Cannonball damage."}, {"start": 18731.9, "end": 18738.9, "text": " Defense."}, {"start": 18738.9, "end": 18743.9, "text": " Cannon."}, {"start": 18743.9, "end": 18749.9, "text": " Perfect timing."}, {"start": 18749.9, "end": 18755.9, "text": " Get really lucky with upgrades."}, {"start": 18755.9, "end": 18763.780000000002, "text": " Get really lucky with upgrades."}, {"start": 18763.780000000002, "end": 18765.9, "text": " I swear there was a magnet nearby."}, {"start": 18765.9, "end": 18769.9, "text": " I swear to God, oh yeah right there."}, {"start": 18769.9, "end": 18773.9, "text": " Oh yeah, that king has a chest."}, {"start": 18773.9, "end": 18775.9, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 18775.9, "end": 18784.9, "text": " Yeah it's not even collecting this right here."}, {"start": 18784.9, "end": 18794.9, "text": " Magnum my ass, what is this?"}, {"start": 18794.9, "end": 18812.260000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, the damage is picking up."}, {"start": 18812.260000000002, "end": 18814.780000000002, "text": " Very very nice."}, {"start": 18814.78, "end": 18816.78, "text": " I guess CD reduction."}, {"start": 18846.78, "end": 18856.78, "text": " Oh my god, golden bullet."}, {"start": 18856.78, "end": 18868.42, "text": " Goddamn."}, {"start": 18868.42, "end": 18869.42, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 18869.42, "end": 18873.219999999998, "text": " I might as well just get the ram."}, {"start": 18873.22, "end": 18875.22, "text": " I don't know what my fourth ability is going to be."}, {"start": 18892.02, "end": 18900.32, "text": " So you can consume the soldiers by running into them."}, {"start": 18900.32, "end": 18902.72, "text": " I forgot what it does."}, {"start": 18902.72, "end": 18905.84, "text": " I don't know if it gives you XP or coins on the left."}, {"start": 18915.04, "end": 18917.14, "text": " Let's pretend triangulator's really good."}, {"start": 18929.760000000002, "end": 18931.08, "text": " Bring the swarm!"}, {"start": 18932.72, "end": 18950.960000000003, "text": " That was terrible."}, {"start": 18950.960000000003, "end": 18955.4, "text": " More damage."}, {"start": 18955.4, "end": 18977.04, "text": " More cannon tower was I'm far I'm farming now I'm farming this is now officially in"}, {"start": 18977.04, "end": 18984.04, "text": " farm mode."}, {"start": 19007.04, "end": 19009.64, "text": " Very nice might as well get the ramp"}, {"start": 19024.68, "end": 19029.780000000002, "text": " Top order 15, I don't know is that a level 15 on the cannons"}, {"start": 19037.04, "end": 19054.280000000002, "text": " When you attach her to the HVG and possibly even spawn 30 mighty Valkyries."}, {"start": 19054.280000000002, "end": 19055.280000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19055.280000000002, "end": 19056.280000000002, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 19056.280000000002, "end": 19066.280000000002, "text": " One more level up, one more level up."}, {"start": 19066.28, "end": 19072.079999999998, "text": " What's up that shit is right there"}, {"start": 19078.079999999998, "end": 19083.059999999998, "text": " He's leaving he's leaving he's scared"}, {"start": 19097.28, "end": 19098.28, "text": " Annihilated."}, {"start": 19102.28, "end": 19103.28, "text": " More defense."}, {"start": 19126.28, "end": 19143.96, "text": " Okay might as well 60 max HP"}, {"start": 19143.96, "end": 19156.66, "text": " Alright, I might be the raid boss now."}, {"start": 19156.66, "end": 19169.66, "text": " I think I might officially be the raid boss."}, {"start": 19169.66, "end": 19171.66, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 19171.66, "end": 19173.66, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 19173.66, "end": 19176.66, "text": " Yeah, those things are crazy."}, {"start": 19176.66, "end": 19179.66, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 19179.66, "end": 19181.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19181.66, "end": 19183.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19183.66, "end": 19185.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19185.66, "end": 19187.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19187.66, "end": 19189.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19189.66, "end": 19191.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19191.66, "end": 19193.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19193.66, "end": 19195.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19195.66, "end": 19197.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19197.66, "end": 19210.86, "text": " I know, actually whatever, mind-layer."}, {"start": 19210.86, "end": 19235.86, "text": " HB, where are you?"}, {"start": 19235.86, "end": 19247.62, "text": " A lot of projectiles on the active."}, {"start": 19247.62, "end": 19269.739999999998, "text": " Hey, nice, nice!"}, {"start": 19269.74, "end": 19278.74, "text": " Yeah, what a gap are you man?"}, {"start": 19278.74, "end": 19280.74, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 19280.74, "end": 19289.74, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 19289.74, "end": 19301.74, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 19301.74, "end": 19314.74, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 19314.74, "end": 19337.100000000002, "text": " I guess. I think there's one more boss after this. Hold all cooldowns and save for the boss"}, {"start": 19337.100000000002, "end": 19339.100000000002, "text": " while dropping some mines."}, {"start": 19344.100000000002, "end": 19345.100000000002, "text": " Ah, shit!"}, {"start": 19345.100000000002, "end": 19346.100000000002, "text": " A marnia!"}, {"start": 19352.100000000002, "end": 19355.100000000002, "text": " Pushed him out of the mortar zone, yikes."}, {"start": 19367.100000000002, "end": 19382.100000000002, "text": " Here deep ends."}, {"start": 19382.100000000002, "end": 19389.100000000002, "text": " Anymore Nitro."}, {"start": 19389.100000000002, "end": 19394.100000000002, "text": " Oh, another chest."}, {"start": 19394.100000000002, "end": 19400.100000000002, "text": " Oh, another chest."}, {"start": 19400.100000000002, "end": 19406.100000000002, "text": " Oh, another chest."}, {"start": 19406.100000000002, "end": 19434.440000000002, "text": " more Nitro. Another chest."}, {"start": 19434.44, "end": 19439.44, "text": " I have no idea how they're getting through this."}, {"start": 19439.44, "end": 19448.44, "text": " I feel like this is the best."}, {"start": 19448.44, "end": 19451.44, "text": " I feel like it's..."}, {"start": 19451.44, "end": 19458.039999999997, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 19458.04, "end": 19460.04, "text": " Megabomb with extra steps"}, {"start": 19467.4, "end": 19470.120000000003, "text": " Join the castle everybody join up join up"}, {"start": 19479.16, "end": 19481.16, "text": " Very nice"}, {"start": 19488.04, "end": 19495.04, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 19495.04, "end": 19508.04, "text": " What the hell are these things?"}, {"start": 19508.04, "end": 19533.04, "text": " That was scary. I think there's help nearby though."}, {"start": 19533.04, "end": 19535.04, "text": " Well, chess gives you so much HP."}, {"start": 19545.280000000002, "end": 19547.280000000002, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 19558.4, "end": 19560.4, "text": " More mines."}, {"start": 19563.04, "end": 19570.04, "text": " Very nice, very nice!"}, {"start": 19593.04, "end": 19598.04, "text": " Where's the boss at people? Where's the boss?"}, {"start": 19599.04, "end": 19604.04, "text": " What? Why is he off the map?"}, {"start": 19615.04, "end": 19619.04, "text": " She's not running at all!"}, {"start": 19623.04, "end": 19628.04, "text": " What do you say?"}, {"start": 19628.04, "end": 19637.04, "text": " There it is, boys!"}, {"start": 19637.04, "end": 19646.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19646.04, "end": 19653.04, "text": " Now I need some HP."}, {"start": 19653.04, "end": 19658.04, "text": " Oh, he has HP."}, {"start": 19658.04, "end": 19665.04, "text": " Wow, that gives nothing."}, {"start": 19676.04, "end": 19678.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19706.04, "end": 19707.04, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19707.04, "end": 19713.04, "text": " Is there no more HP here?"}, {"start": 19713.04, "end": 19728.04, "text": " Oh, this is the guy, it's this mind-layer guy."}, {"start": 19758.04, "end": 19783.04, "text": " I'm a little worried."}, {"start": 19783.04, "end": 19785.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19801.66, "end": 19803.66, "text": " Holy shit"}, {"start": 19813.04, "end": 19820.98, "text": " What are you saying got a thing to get pushed at all"}, {"start": 19820.98, "end": 19823.98, "text": " G.J."}, {"start": 19823.98, "end": 19838.18, "text": " Nothing just tank to push there it is gamer"}, {"start": 19838.18, "end": 19845.18, "text": " easy black gamer"}, {"start": 19845.18, "end": 19856.18, "text": " easy black gamer"}, {"start": 19856.18, "end": 19862.18, "text": " good stuff man, good stuff"}, {"start": 19862.18, "end": 19864.18, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 19870.18, "end": 19874.18, "text": " Not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 19878.18, "end": 19880.18, "text": " Get the techno guy!"}, {"start": 19892.18, "end": 19894.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19894.18, "end": 19922.5, "text": " It's all right, it's all right, it's all right."}, {"start": 19922.5, "end": 19929.5, "text": " I it was I it was I it was I"}, {"start": 19929.5, "end": 19947.1, "text": " whoof he hates gaming bro are you kidding me man we are about to get into some crazy"}, {"start": 19947.100000000002, "end": 19954.100000000002, "text": " shit. What do you mean?"}, {"start": 19954.100000000002, "end": 19956.100000000002, "text": " um"}, {"start": 19965.760000000002, "end": 19967.760000000002, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 19972.340000000004, "end": 19974.340000000004, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 19974.340000000004, "end": 19979.920000000002, "text": " If you don't hey gaming booting up halloween right now buddy how the fucking ween"}, {"start": 19979.920000000002, "end": 19987.920000000002, "text": " I don't know about that, brother."}, {"start": 19987.920000000002, "end": 20003.4, "text": " Halloween, bro, you're crazy."}, {"start": 20003.4, "end": 20025.760000000002, "text": " CS matched? It's not happening. Random queue, bro, everybody. Mario Kart has new knockout"}, {"start": 20025.760000000002, "end": 20032.760000000002, "text": " maps, doesn't it? They patch them in."}, {"start": 20055.760000000002, "end": 20057.760000000002, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 20059.24, "end": 20063.760000000002, "text": " Hearth and Hamlet ride that I'm not blind that beater core"}, {"start": 20085.760000000002, "end": 20104.320000000003, "text": " So it's one of these guys, but you bring your car into online that's cool man"}, {"start": 20104.32, "end": 20119.4, "text": " That's good bruh. That's good dude. I did not see the Mario Kart update at all. I definitely"}, {"start": 20119.4, "end": 20147.16, "text": " happened to miss that one."}, {"start": 20147.16, "end": 20156.04, "text": " was Nintendo Direct and they released it today. Oh yeah. True, buddy. True chat. I'm gonna"}, {"start": 20156.04, "end": 20161.4, "text": " split. I'm gonna chill here today and then I'm gonna be live tomorrow. So I'm gonna be"}, {"start": 20161.4, "end": 20168.64, "text": " streaming seven days. So I'm gonna chill here early and then we get a regular stream tomorrow."}, {"start": 20168.64, "end": 20176.24, "text": " Streaming Thursday because I'm probably gonna play War Dogs like I'll stream. TBH. Yeah,"}, {"start": 20176.24, "end": 20183.84, "text": " much earlier because I'm going to be live tomorrow. Sub Sunday as well and then isn't something"}, {"start": 20183.84, "end": 20185.24, "text": " happening on Friday."}, {"start": 20185.24, "end": 20201.640000000003, "text": " Okay, is it is the BlizzCon? Is BlizzCon on Friday? Potential WoW? BlizzCon is Saturday."}, {"start": 20201.64, "end": 20204.64, "text": " Wow to Starcraft 3 maybe."}, {"start": 20204.64, "end": 20208.64, "text": " Yeah, I'll be on tomorrow for a regular."}, {"start": 20208.64, "end": 20209.64, "text": " Peace out GGS people."}, {"start": 20209.64, "end": 20213.64, "text": " I'll see you guys then until next time GGS."}, {"start": 20213.64, "end": 20214.64, "text": " Peace out people."}, {"start": 20214.64, "end": 20217.64, "text": " I'll see you on Thursday for another one."}, {"start": 20217.64, "end": 20219.64, "text": " Goodbye chat and during night."}]}