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Oh my god the L was on the last cast me are we getting up on soft chat hurry guys do wing
yeah what up what up are you guys doing chat yes indeed Wednesday didn't intend to announce
anything interesting? Metroid or Ravenous? Oh, can you Metroid game? Oh, is this is happening
here right now. Kirby and the world beyond announced.
Oh!
Mm-mm-mm.
Um.
Interesting.
Mm.
Yeah, I don't know if I honestly,
Kirby's cool and Metroid school,
but like I personally don't really care about both IPs.
Uh, MK World 10 new courses today? Oh really? Yeah, what are the highlights?
What are the highlights? Onemusha though. Feels good.
Onemusha though! That was great, man. What a fucking salt. God damn man. Resident Evil this year?
Onemusha?
Mm-hmm both just like two solid fucking games man. Oh my
Crazy did sports resort in October
What time is the Apple event I might stream tomorrow, I'm not sure I want to I want to actually play war dogs I
Sorry, I haven't played the game enough
But we're now hitting a little area where nothing really big is coming out so I can actually indulge in it
I
Want to like build shit in the game, I don't know I want to like try there's so many different approaches to it
I
Know Valheim 1.0 came out today, I could try that shit out too
true. True. We got GTA as well. True. I mean, nothing is coming out as in for like a two
to three day little breakage until shit starts coming out again. Don't get me wrong, bro.
I could play some fucking Don Walker too, brother!
I could, I could!
Yo, I remember one of the dead interviews,
he's like, so you can technically just go right
to Branson and try to kill him.
And he implied that it's possible.
So yes.
That would be one play through.
That would be a style he did say that he said he the dev said it and he's like whoever wants to conquer it
I forgot the what he said specifically
But he implied that it's doable, but like you're gonna die like a thousand times
lane boys come back hype yeah I don't know man you got to relax about that buddy you
got to relax it's track it have ended my play through hours ago yeah no that's actually
one thing they mentioned new 2D Metroid. Yeah, I don't really care about Metroid too much Valheim,
I've never fully played, but this would be a good time to do a Valheim playthrough.
There is an ending in Valheim, right? Like how much grind to, it's a survival game,
but is it like you're grinding a shit ton of ore to upgrade your gear and then kill a bunch of
shit to make leather and then make and then make a bunch of furnaces so you're grinding a bunch
so then you need storage cases to then is that is that essentially the loop of valhime but like
obviously you know that's not a bad thing and are like upgrades locked behind the bosses
you can add a multiplier to the loot
I guess I'm trying to figure out how you even do a play through of Valheim.
Don't get me wrong.
The Twitch viewer fucking loves watching the survival game.
They love watching Mr. Schriever put shit into boxes.
I just don't know.
I don't know.
It's kind of like no man's sky.
Is there an ending?
You know, I could, I could try killing, you know, I, I could, I could load up and kill
like one or two bosses.
I feel like if I go with the goal of killing one boss to see what the gist is and what
the farm ratio is one boss just to see what the fuck's going on.
That would be bad.
1.0 people fucking love Valheim
It's honestly one of the survival games that I probably missed the most
First boss is like one hour of play it would also be playing it amongst a bunch of motherfuckers who have like a thousand hour or like a hundred hours in it
I don't know the basics of the game other than hitting shit and collecting. I've never I've played it for 74 minutes
It's five years ago.
So I'm in.
I don't mind.
Stop sniffling, bitch.
It's fucking fall now, all right?
I have a very sensitive sinus.
Okay, buddy.
What else?
Before I watch these,
I don't see anything else chat
unless you link me the trailer.
Nintendo switch sports resort Mario Kart update
oh shit
get moving on woohoo island
in addition to the 12 sports available you can freely explore the island
Can I play this fucking game on the Switch?
Is this just the Switch 2 version?
Oh, this is the sequel to that?
There's a lot to discover around Woohoo Island.
Why not take a break and enjoy this charming resort?
Yeah, what the fuck?
There's a brand new island crown though that you can play offline.
I was gonna say, this game's appeal is the online random shit.
top ranked opponents in each sport by winning matches and increasing your rank
oh shit there are season champs known as island legends whoa in addition you can unlock a variety
of customizations in the item center to stylize your me character or sportsman whether you're
playing online online this is gonna be fun the other one was fun too enjoy all sorts of sports
with intuitive motion controls if you just queue and matchmaking it would be fun
launches exclusively on nintendo switch 2 october 22nd pre-orders are available now
on nintendo e-shop i'll check it out it'll be fun probably good i'm down with that
archage protocols i got a gameplay overview is this uh aren't there a bunch of different
Archage is announced, or am I tripping?
Archage actually looked really good.
Wait, two days ago?
Yeah, Archage looked really, really good.
Ion too looked kind of meh.
What is this?
Oh, is this the Metroid?
I'm not sure a game.
I am one is it still two o'clock? Oh, is that one o'clock? Oh, shit.
of
Okay.
I don't know man, Metroid's cool bro, but I don't know.
Metroid's cool?
I've never fully given a shit about Metroid personally.
Yeah, that's cool, man
What
Metroid dread is amazing buddy amazing is a strong word. What was amazing about it?
It is though one of the greatest platformers really
You played dread a lot, I did?
Maybe I'm not thinking of the right Metroid.
I was thinking of the, didn't they do like a first person on the game?
I played it on some Sunday.
I think it was, it's, I'm not saying, look, I'm not saying the games are bad.
Like sure I may have played it a lot.
It is a good game, but I it's not like my favorite fucking IP that I need to see constantly make me a comeback, but it's fucking Nintendo, you know.
It's one of their main. It's one of their main ones.
and I'm literally shaking right now buddy relax buddy get this guy fucking blank and what do you mean dude
bro war dogs is is is gonna be good for sure like I'm excited it's always fun playing him and and seeing what's going on it's gonna be good shit
But like you got to fucking relax, buddy, and I don't think it's going to be arc Raiders level it's going to attract a variety of gamers.
It's going to. Yeah, it's it's not it's not going to be like the next arc Raiders level.
Some people are acting like it's going to be. I don't think so.
So it's a whole different style, it's a lot, it's a bit more, it's like a light milsim.
It tries to be like a light milsim.
A lot more patience involved.
It will die off in the same time Arc did.
Is it Arc doing their big update in October or some shit?
I've seen some people claim that, look, I don't really give a fuck.
Some people said Arc Raiders is like still wicked good.
Dude, anyone here still play this?
That's fine if you do.
That's fucking crazy.
Some people like, yo, don't listen to, I agree.
Fuck the streamer takes or I'll trash.
I judge you guys for listening to streamers.
I don't know what to tell you guys. I just press the live button.
All right. It's your choice to listen.
I'm just fucking chillin, bro. I got nothing else to do.
OK, you are the both partners who put the weight on the statement.
But I'm just saying I saw some people were like, you know,
people who say that this game is really good still.
How? How are you still collecting fucking junk and having fun?
That's crazy. You still bro.
That's you might they might as well give you one of those fucking little pick things and you can collect trash outside. What do you what?
What are those fucking long pick things you're collecting plastic.
Fucking cloth.
Like the allure and like the most basic resources for how long.
I commend you for having that much patience in this game's loop.
This is, Arc Raiders, I glazed the shit out of it.
It is a great game, but holy fuck, the loot is so shallow.
If you play this still though, I mean, god damn, bro, that's crazy, dude.
That's actually like, damn.
That's like, wow.
It's an extractor.
I mean, there's still 25k people play dark and darker first
Yeah, I guess it's somebody
I don't even mean it in like a bad way. It's just kind of like
Yeah
People are saying the October update if it's like a new map, I don't think that's what it is the game needs like something else
This game would still be cool if they did like way more player cooperation and you're all versing like massive mechs
I still think when we have like 50 people in the server killing shit. It looks so good
That was more fun than just like PvP'ing after a bit and like looting people shit
They have that this game has a great foundation
but I think the problem is it falters at the fact that it's just a shallow extractor
when there's deeper extractors out. I think that's kind of it. Sure, it's like, I don't think it's
a skill issue. You could just fucking kill everybody and collect all the loot. I guess it's
fun for a bit, but then it's like, if they had more in like a mode, a bunch of people queued
into and you brought in like your best gear and you were like actually working together to fucking
take back the planet so you are all actively trying to fucking kill this threat mode would be cool
or something because the game is absolutely beautiful destiny type raid are like just
just like a more mass player rate.
I don't know.
They get stuck in their little fucking shit loops
because half of these devs at the end of the day,
they just copied the old loops.
That's what they do.
That is fucking gaming, bro.
Battle Royale, what did they do?
They just copied it and it was just a different aesthetic
with like different changes.
But then after a while, it's kind of like, okay.
That's what these extractors did too.
Whisper in the fog what is this?
Arma 4? Oh yeah, Arma 4 was announced right?
When is that slated to come out?
They haven't released it
I've played so many of these, I don't fucking know man, what do you want me to say?
It always falls on the category of maybe.
boring as fuck but did a good scary game hits but I mean yeah I played one
recently though it was actually good on some Sunday that episode zero
I forgot what it was called yeah hellraiser hellraiser is coming out to
this one's like a maybe it's kind of like a ominous walk in a forest
You know? Sure, brother.
Ominous walk in the forest. There it is.
Hellraiser won't be scary, yeah, but it'll be like a horror theme.
I'm not looking to be scared playing Hellraiser, it's more just a horror setting.
What is this shit? October 8th.
A.
Yeah, we could do Valheim 1.0 kill like one or two bosses 1.0.
Wanderberg came out.
Mostly positive.
Is there a lot more content in this game?
I don't know, bro. I don't know. I want to make my own decision, but I'm seeing some uh, I'm seeing some
I'm seeing some people say that
Okay, just do normal resources times three play Valheim with X five resources mod to avoid grinding
does that kill the experience or does that make it better
Yeah, we gotta all agree here. Okay. And survival games. It's an arbitrary number. They assigned
to how many times the player is going to have to fucking hold left click and farm fucking
stones and trees and shit. Okay. Let's think about this here, people. Okay.
So you can focus on bosses
There might be a little rhythm to the upgrade system, but you know
Vanilla is grindy
5x 5x where it feels like you need the perfect balance where it feels like you're doing it
But it doesn't feel like it's grinding
I'm just particular with my survival games now, okay, bro. I've been playing these fucking games for like 20 years. All right
It's gay. It's it's it's gonna take a long time. Yeah, maybe I'll hit up some Valheim
one point or something and then do it up. Let me just download it. It's only four gigs
anyways. Maybe maybe speedrun Don Walker. You're crazy,
Yeah, I could actually do that because honestly, I will probably never go back and play Don
Walker on stream.
Realistically, the time has passed.
You're crazy.
I could though.
You're such a zoomer.
You're such a boomer.
You're such a zoomer.
Buddy, whatever the fuck, man.
Tomorrow is another stream.
Yeah, I could just go straight to the final boss.
Yo, Halloween.
Yo, Halloween?
Oof, nah, uh-uh-uh-uh, Halloween was kind of fun, but I, nah, I think, mm-mm.
Ah, I don't feel like queuing anymore. I don't feel like queuing anymore.
Mm-mm.
After yesterday, I played it enough, and now I think the game kinda is boring as fuck.
I'm not gonna lie.
Uh-uh, it's like funny.
It's funny, nah, uh-uh-uh, it's fucking boring now, dude.
It's not satisfying hunting the players and stuff and then playing the survivor feels kind of like a sloth
Yeah, you're just terrible at it. I don't think it's a skill issue, bro
Why do you think it always comes down to a fucking skill issue buddy?
You're like, I don't know how to like what are we even talking about here?
How many hours do you have in it? It's literally not a skill issue the game inherently sucks as
I don't know what you're like. What are we saying here?
Like it's kind of mostly positive though
Chat all you can suck my balls. All right, if you are not fucking playing this game a week from now
I'm your permaband
Half you motherfuckers just say dumb shit and have nothing to back it up with there's no fucking way you believe that that heavily
This game is probably gonna be dead in like two weeks because it is a very shallow game at the end of the day
There's no incentive fully to keep on fucking grinding
The killer is fun for a couple of rounds and then he's boring as fuck
Like what are we talking about here?
Okay, I guess it's ADD. Okay, if you aren't playing this shit in two fucking weeks band
You're just bad. All right, sure
Sure
It's not being tilted bro, you guys are hilarious. You're literally fucking content bro like what you're you are the emotional one
What are we talking about? I'm writing the emotion in the text. I don't give a fuck. I'm responding
Tilted it's more hilarious
Because there's no fucking way
Could it kill Brensys by now I don't think so if I were to do that it would take like a shit 10 of a tense
Having fun with friends in a fun game. Yeah, but I'm looking at it in the lens of playing
like how Texas Chainsaw was and Dead by Daylight as well. You're looking at it from a friend
slop perspective. So you're a fucking idiot. What are you talking about?
Texas chainsaw had more incentive to queue. Like, right? I didn't want to hear, bro,
who here played Texas chainsaw? Are you do have incentive to keep chewing Halloween?
chainsaw felt more like there was more to do
the halloween game like i would love dude i wish the game was more fun i would honestly load up
right now i just don't feel like loading up the exe already i was excited for it too
yeah texas i loaded up for like a week all of those games are boring everybody's looking
looking for a game like it that isn't dead by daylight.
Need incentive? I would say so.
What? I mean, why not?
the loop is that fun I guess so shit maybe I'm you know what maybe maybe I just
don't like video games anymore maybe you're right I'm still banning you if
you're not literally playing Halloween next week by the way and you don't have
100 plus hours prove to me this the gamer you are buddy no no bro come on
no you better fucking show me next week I better see a hundred fifty I better
you at the top of the fucking leaderboard buddy, okay?
You better be a mega fan, all achievements.
This really fun, Andy, you're trying to ragebate me, but it's not going to work, friend.
You're trying at this point plus one engagement, brother.
Brother guy.
Send another one, bro. Send another one.
Give me another one, bro.
Already worked bro. I'm literally stalling for 24 minutes. I can't start a game now because there's fucking Apple events happening.
I told you you're literally my content. I have nothing else to do.
I told you, this is not going to work.
Just play some GEO.
I would rather fucking respond to
comments and different emotions that you
pair socially fucking interpret than
fucking figure out what EXE to
load up to play for 20 minutes.
Like, come on.
Apple Slop buddy, it's once a fucking year, alright, relax.
We're gonna see what's happening.
Why are you larping watching an Apple event, buddy?
What are we even saying here, buddy?
Are you like 40 and you just are using that word in your vocab?
I know that's the new one.
That sounded like you tried really hard adding it
to find like a new word to add,
and you tried applying it there.
Guys, there's so much resistance here on the Apple event.
What the fuck, mom?
What the hell?
Aren't you a little curious?
Bro, if there was a big Android event, I'd watch too.
I like seeing tech shit.
How is this fucking weird, dude?
We watch this every year.
This is like the yearly DMCA.
Apple is dog shit?
I agree, I agree.
I agree Apple is dog shit, but...
I guess so. Yeah.
Bro, it's been good stall content for like the past four years of watching it.
Are you guys like finally over it or something?
Have you guys finally like absorbed enough information and been online for so long that you just like, you don't want to watch that anymore?
It makes sense. That's called growth
There is never anything new same watch now you're right same phone same Mac
Same dog shit, bro. That's life
New price
There's people like this every year you're just reading chat for the first time because
you're not playing anything and maybe just more expensive and with less RAM now and more
AI everything.
Yeah.
I guess it's still kind of just like interesting like even watching the Nvidia keynote when
it drops because they are the fucking tech overloads at the end of the day it's kind
of just seeing what these motherfuckers have decided to present for the year and their
hour to the public okay I don't know what to tell you bro
Um, but yeah, bro, I would get a zombie I literally mentioned
That's just the crazy part. It's just I even mentioned that was like I would get a zombie
All right, fine, I'll get an apple up low fucking salad bitch, okay, I'm gonna get a fucking Android
All right, I think they're showing I missed it
Just get a Nokia
I mean, yeah, for sure the phone hype and no one gives a shit anymore. Honestly. It was fun on the initial rise up now
No, I fucking cares
The phones are good enough. What else do you need on the device? There's literally nothing else you need
There's no phone hype the race of who could get the the best tech in your hand was cool
It was it was fun to watch
But yeah, I mean what innovation do you even want anymore in the phone there is no innovation
It's just like fine. The fine tuning. I feel like it's already fine tuned
Now it's just like Call of Duty
Yeah, I mean a fine it is kind of like Call of Duty ish right now
They're not they just fucking release it just to release it. There's like four already planned. We're seeing it
Like the phone we're seeing right now
Is like
One of four already in production actually now this one this one's coming out been
2027 is in production
80% complete, 2028 is like 30% complete, 2029's edition is just getting started.
They're going to announce the AirPods with cameras.
I heard about that.
I did hear about that.
I don't know if that was rumor.
I don't know how that works.
I don't know.
I think that was just bullshit.
I don't know if that was bullshit, though.
I see how people are weird about the glasses
that you can record with, like I totally see that.
If they apply that to the AirPods, I don't think so.
People use AirPods all the time.
It's got to be super obvious.
I hope they don't do that.
The glasses are fucking weird.
But if they just throw a camera into the air pod,
that kind of, mm-mm.
That must have been bullshit.
That must have been bullshit, no way.
Oh yeah, what about that?
L-G-O, my God.
Am I staring?
Wait, hold up.
Yeah, what about the LG thing? I don't know if that was legit or not, but
How it's the microphone and the LG TVs or whatever the fuck
Even if you disconnect all the microphone stuff, it's still like
records
And gets captured not only LG was that actually real was that legit?
Almost every TV has it
So as the caveat is all TV, it's not just LG, it was just found through the LG.
Every device has it.
Bro, this is like microplastic shit.
Fast forward.
By the way, by the way, everything has microplastics by the way, every fucking brand, every brand
through their listing right now, whatever.
Come on, man.
LG is just very blatant about it.
Yeah.
Sure.
Why?
I don't think so, bro.
If they put a fucking camera in the AirPods, honestly, that's just, that's
seems kind of stupid at the it's starting to get a little bit.
I don't fucking know, man.
Let's see.
I don't even know, man.
I don't even know.
It is a little bit kind of like just updating just to update.
It is getting a little bit to the point of updating just to update.
Chat, we're watching this shit.
If it's bad, it's literally an hour, okay?
We're watching this.
Gotta satisfy the shareholders,
isn't that what it's always about?
What are the chances they've listened to me
out of billions of people?
Did you need a firmware update, your toothbrush?
How the fuck has Apple not come up with a toothbrush yet?
It connects to your fucking phone.
I'm not saying, I'm not telling them they should do it.
I'm just saying, how have they not?
I know, I saw Dyson did it.
I thought that was April Fools.
I did, I thought it was.
Some of the tech shit that comes out now
is so fucking random.
Like, I don't know if that's honestly gonna help you.
Needing a closeup of your teeth
unless you wanna like download it
that when you go to your dentist, you like,
oh, here's me brushing my teeth.
Don't fucking, do you have VLC on your computer
and you can like watch it?
I don't know.
Like what, why do you need a recording of that?
Camera to train the AIs?
You know what?
Maybe.
Only because true.
You can feed it all of the recorded footage
of how people are brushing their teeth
all different types blah blah blah but like who the fuck is honestly buying that
uh i'm not a lot of Dyson shit sucks balls okay a lot of Dyson stuff is ight a lot of it
is just marketing no dude the vacuums are okay bro okay as a vacuum buyer all right
the Dyson's are I swear to God roads all about the shark shark meal meal a whatever
the fuck it flosses and brushes yeah but that's not isn't it like a $400 toothbrush
or some shit it's it flosses and brushes yeah but you can get like a you
You can already get those, that's not new shit.
You can get one that is way cheaper, that sprays water between your teeth and brushes.
So water flosses, it does the same thing.
That one just is Dyson and has a camera and it looks a little fancier.
So it's way more expensive.
Yeah, you can just get like a water pick.
But they don't say Dyson.
Dude, that's how a lot of girls shop, bro. Relax.
That's like...
Come on, man. That's too much emphasis on the brand.
This was Samson's last show. Motherfucker!
Wait, was it really Galaxy S26 and a nutshell?
What do you mean says Apple fanboy bro?
Who the fuck is an Apple fanboy dude?
What are you even talking about?
I don't know what you mean they you brought what I told you brought it's literally just
curiosity buddy I do have a fucking iPhone I had an Android then went to iPhone and
I totally would go back to Android but I just don't give that big of a fuck to switch
because it's just a fucking phone.
Yeah, that's kind of it I
Just told him I told bro earlier in the year I told you I was gonna get the fucking zow me buddy
What the hell and you guys were like Chinese spy load you what fucking Chinese fucking model it up, bro
And I was like oh shit my bad you guys you you are the buffers all right you guys are the buffers
that always make me not do it. I was curious. I mentioned it. I was gonna do it. Just get
another iPhone. I don't even think I'm gonna upgrade this year. I think I did like two
years ago and this one's fine. Every reviewer is saying that the last OPPO X Ultra
is the best smart phone ever. The division DLSS 5.
Oh, yo, they need to just like, yo, they should just like avalanche to just take
the blueprint of the city or something and just like they need to reuse this
this city there's so much work put in this that it's sacrilege for it to die
fucking take this city and make it into like the Superman game or something I
don't know bro
whoever does on the map designers like actually we're like meticulous on every
roads detail looks like an AI video sure brother I'm at massive not avalanche true
No, they didn't want that they do Washington Division 2's map doesn't hit as hard
This map was like a character in the game
I feel like that should that was kind of Division 2's is not memorable. It's not a memorable map
It's a forgettable just getting some games have the map is very memorable this one is that
It was fun grinding this game when it first came out.
The E3 reveal into the downgrade, I remember.
when things were simple and people used to Pog get somebody just shutting a door in a video game.
I remember that first ever extraction mode the city in Demos always the highlight yeah it was
shit broad chat we're gonna fuck we're just gonna we're gonna check this out and then
Hmm, maybe I'll hit up some Valheim
One point. Oh, maybe one or two bosses. I'm a little and I'm a I'm in a little bit of a limbo right now. I
Know we got GTA. I know
It would kind of just be like
Going in there and just like
Yeah
Doing it up
Just kind of fucking around a little bit
Plus checking out the update and
Then I might be live tomorrow because I want to give war dogs a good shot. I feel like it's the
First FPS in a while. I haven't really played
But yeah, and then what then next week Wolverine's coming out I'm 50 50 on Wolverine
I'm probably gonna beat it. I think it will be a fun just
Popcorn game
I'm not like super fucking hyped for it
But it'll be fun. I think it'll be fun enough
It'll be fun enough
Looks ass, you know, I've seen tidbits here and there but
No, no, I I I gotta play it myself. I gotta see
You know what yes hashtag add but I would have played it anyways okay motherfuckers here
every day and so does it realize I play everything relax buddy buddy I was gonna play it anyways
I'm sorry my fucking name is up in the goddamn folder of yo we should call back this guy
All right, suck my balls.
The death rag ball animation for war dogs needs an overhaul.
It's an, I don't know, it's an early access.
That's a lie, you barely play variety only popular games.
Brother, I don't know what you want from me then.
I played like, I streamed like 4,000 plus games last year.
Okay, I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I don't know what to tell you at this point, bro.
I'm coming up on two decades of streaming, buddy.
What are we trying to change here at this point?
Okay, what are we doing at this point?
What the fuck are we doing at this point, bro?
played only.
4000 playing only a 100 beaten you fuckin love it buddy.
You love the style following since 2016 you fucking love that
ship. right. You love that you saw you experience 4000 worlds
partially. I told you this this this channel has always
been like.
I
Three minutes, bro, there's 400,000 people here. Okay fucking
Biasfambolas, bro. Holy shit. Let's fucking tune into what these these fucking bambolas are watching
Right. Let's go on with that logic. How many beers does the Android big event usually get?
Introducing I don't do fucking anything. Sit on the fucking couch. AI can now do fucking
everything with I don't do fucking anything. Introducing I don't do fucking anything.
All right, let's see here.
They waiting on the 2200 iPhone fold. Yeah.
Listen, listen, this is a good time. This is, yeah.
Guys, come on, come on, guys, guys.
I know there's at least one of you motherfuckers who probably posts on the Apple forums or the Android forums, okay?
So this is enemy territory.
Alright, let's put our fucking pitchforks down. Alright, I don't know if there's active forum users here.
I don't know how deep the fanboyism goes
Where's the event bro
The annual DMCA
No man sky up a
Apple shoes
What is this man what is this what is this we're gonna have to nuke the whole
VOD.
Nukit.
What do we have here?
Okay, if there's one thing, if there's a new AirPod,
how much better could you make the fucking AirPod?
You just want to listen to shit.
It's not that deep.
Not a shit audio quality.
Like, battery life?
Yeah.
Bro, if the LG TVs are listening, the fucking iPhone's been listening.
Here's one.
Open on a man's face.
Half lit by flame.
And he drops the ladder.
Fired as the rest.
He walks away.
And he never looks back.
Nah, you gotta open like this.
chemicals down the hallway towards a kid just a normal kid except
no here's a better one open on a woman in a bathroom slow push in to her reflection
You call that an open end?
This is an open end.
Is it?
I get a way to drive a slow, isn't it?
Bro, I'm pretty sure my Siri is still in, like, setup status for, like, two years.
Siri's been trying to gain access.
What's up, Buttercup?
Forget all that. Keep it classic.
Open on an aerial shot, high above the California coast.
A car drives down the highway, then it disappears into a tunnel.
Cut to an interior. Camera follows a mysterious figure
before revealing our main character.
No, no, no, no, no, not me, that's your guy, that's your opener.
What the hell, bro?
Welcome to Apple Park.
I am so thrilled to be here today.
Before we get going, I want to take a moment to express what an extraordinary privilege
it is to represent the remarkable teams here at Apple.
I have spent much of my life at this company, and I continue to be inspired every single
day by the curiosity, invention, and relentless pursuit of excellence that define Apple.
Our teams bring an incredible level of collaboration and care to everything they do.
Creepy background.
All in service of a mission that has guided us from the very beginning to make the best
products in the world.
Every day people around the world rely on our products to create, learn, live healthier
lives and stay connected to the people and things that matter most. And the values at the heart of
Apple continue to guide everything we do. As we look ahead, we see a future filled with enormous
discoveries. This guy is in a Unreal Engine right now. AI makes entirely new kinds of experiences
possible. In a studio somewhere. Even more useful when it brings together your life
with the apps, services, and products you use every day.
And this means the product at the center of your experiences
becomes even more essential.
What I like to think of as an intelligent, personal...
This guy's probably fake and what fucking Siri manifested as a human.
...and a deep understanding of more personal contact with us.
...that makes this idea so powerful.
Now, if you were designing the ideal version of this hub from scratch,
how would you do it?
Well, first, you would want something that is always with you,
deeply personal and able to bring intelligence to the moments when it matters most.
You'd require a powerful processor that can run incredibly capable on-device models
to quickly answer questions in the moment
and pervasive networking to access knowledge and even more capable models in the cloud.
You'd need a large, beautiful display to show rich content.
You'd add high-quality cameras and microphones
so we could see and hear and reason over the sites, sounds, and the world around you.
Of course, you get it all day battery life.
You'd want it to be super easy to use without a big learning curve.
And finally, you'd want it to work seamlessly with your other devices, apps, and services.
So it feels like one integrated experience.
In other words, you would arrive at something remarkably familiar,
because there's no product in the world better designed to be your intelligent personal hub
than iPhone.
As your personal hub your iPhone can do so much more for you because it understands your context.
This includes your calendar, your relationships, your routines, the most private details of your daily life.
Feels bad all three are empty.
Now others see that data as something to collect and store.
They move it to their servers and ask you to trust them.
But honestly, trust only goes so far when your data is no longer yours to control.
That's why Apple Intelligence runs on device whenever it can.
When greater capability is needed, Private Cloud Compute extends that same level of
privacy protection, ensuring that nobody, not even Apple, can access what's yours.
It's personal intelligence, which is actually personal.
iPhone sits at the center of an amazing ecosystem
of intelligent features and experiences
that work seamlessly across the products you use every day.
From Siri becoming more capable and more personal
across your Apple products,
to meaningful health insights with Apple Watch,
to powerful new AirPods features
like live translation and so much more.
Simply put, iPhone brings powerful AI capabilities
together with your personal contacts on the device
you have with you all the time.
So today, we're gonna take these experiences
even further with the next generation of iPhone.
Oh, fuck, they're making a console.
Once you've been to the moon, where do you go next?
Back to work.
You start with the chip.
You engineer a new CPU core.
engineer a new GPU core. You add a second neural engine until you built the fastest chip ever put
in an iPhone. Next, you give it the longest battery life in iPhone history and the most advanced
pro camera system ever. To improve low-light photography, amplify creative control and shoot
like a pro. This is what happens when you go to the moon. Come back and ask, what's next?
Bro, I don't even remember what number I have. Introducing iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max.
I think this one's the 16th. We made massive advancements in the most important areas.
Called up. Intelligence, performance, battery, and camera. iPhone 18 Pro's gorgeous design
Now includes color matched aluminum and back glass for a more cohesive look it comes in an incredibly deep black
The silver that's now even almost the iPhone air a
Fresh new color we call glacier. Oh, yeah, and we're excited to introduce burgundy a sophisticated and unique new color
iPhone 18 pro introduces helpful AI that centered around you and your needs
Here's Lillian to tell you more.
iPhone 18 Pro is built to take full advantage of all the capabilities of Apple Intelligence
and deliver experiences that are more powerful and flexible.
You can access to our latest Apple Foundation models, including the most advanced on-device model we've ever created.
Plus, you can draw on even more powerful AI models on private cloud computers.
Is it Apple Intelligence? Is it just ChatGPT?
Or no, I don't know.
I have no idea.
Is it Gemini?
Ah.
further than ever before. Siri, what did mom mention she wanted to make together during her visit?
Siri finds your personal context across apps, like mail and messages. She is not my mom,
she is our mom now. She mentioned in a message that she wants to make one of grandma's pies
together when she visits. You can let Siri see what you see and combine it with up-to-date
broad-world knowledge to answer your questions add the rest of the ingredients
all need to my grocery list and Siri can take action in the apps you already use
including third-party apps like stuff. Siri AI can find what you need and get
more done than ever and it already works seamlessly with over 300,000
dollars. You can continue to take action in apps you already use with
Siri like texting a friend in WhatsApp or playing a book on Audible and it's
It's easy for developers to adopt new capabilities, too.
So you can ask Siri AI to draft an email and outlook.
Wait, what was she trying to make?
Homework assignment and notability.
Wasn't it just three fucking ingredients?
Recommendation to Tripsy.
Wouldn't you just know that?
You can have rich conversations with Siri
using voice or typing across your iPhone
and in the all-new Siri app that's
right on your home screen.
The Siri app is great for revisiting a past conversation
or kicking off a new app.
She's new, she's new.
and it uses iCloud to sync conversations privately
across your Apple products.
As you just saw, Siri is also built right into the camera app
on your iPhone.
So you can ask questions and take actions,
like adding multiple events to your calendar all in one go.
Not only that, you can write and edit with Siri
virtually anywhere you type,
like generating an email to your kid's soccer coach
while on the go.
Plus, Siri AI sounds incredible.
That's because iPhone 18 Pro takes advantage of our most advanced on-device model ever, which
powers expressive voices.
You can pick from multiple options, then customize the pace and expressivity.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm curious who you is.
Let's find the right voice for you.
Let's find the right voice for you.
I'll practice some things I like to say while you listen.
Hi.
Let's find the right voice for you.
This on-device model also enables more accurate system-wide dictation, making
it easy for you to get punctuation, spelling, and capitalization just right.
Beyond Siri AI, Apple Intelligence also boosts your productivity.
In Safari, it powers NotifyMe to monitor a webpage and automatically let you know about a change.
In shortcuts, you can make personalized automations just by describing them,
like updating your calendar and reminders each time you receive an email or a call.
That's the fastest way to get a normie into AI.
You gotta go get like a chat GPT subscription and shit, or like a perplexity subscription.
This is like, boom, you got your fucking thumb.
People aren't looking that deep.
Oh, YouTube's down?
Yeah, that's normal.
Welcome.
Like the upgraded cleanup tool with higher quality infill for complex scenes, extend, which expands
your images to give subjects more breathing room, and the powerful spatial reframing tool
which lets you change the camera's perspective and how the photo was taken.
So you can adjust the composition to make a big difference in the framing.
We couldn't be happier for how iPhone 18 Pro delivers deeply personal intelligence
with the power to transform so many things
that you do every day.
Apple Intelligence will be available
in 16 supported languages
with our products releases this month.
Siri AI is rolling out in beta in English
with support for French, Japanese, Korean,
Portuguese and Spanish coming in October.
Some features will have usage limits
because they rely on powerful server models.
Increased access will be available
with most iCloud Plus plans.
Now over to Shree to tell you
about the powerful Apple silicon at the core of iPhone 18 Pro.
The new on-device capabilities of Apple intelligence and Siri AI demand even more compute.
To power these, we have to push performance to a whole new level and advance the way
we build chips for iPhone. The result is A20 Pro, an exceptional chip that sets a new
bar for mobile computing. It starts with a brand new architecture that's built on the
latest 2nm technology. These smaller, more densely packed transistors enable upgrades
across the entire chip. A20 Pro has our latest 6-core CPU, featuring two of our
are new supercores that are up to 20% faster
and for efficiency cores, all integrated
with neural accelerators that power low latency on-device
AI workloads.
Our newest supercores are desktop class
and by far the fastest in any smartphone.
A20 Pro has a significantly advanced GPU
with faster graphics rendering and improved AI performance
for image generation.
The new GPU has a seven-core design,
enabling up to a 40% increase in performance.
This is a huge gain in just one generation.
We increased internal bandwidth,
added micro-architectural improvements
that specifically target high-end games,
and introduced a new version of our neural accelerators
with 2X faster 8-bit floating point math.
These neural accelerators power advanced AI
like running third-party LLMs on device.
A20 Pro has another massive upgrade.
The Neural Engine is a dedicated,
highly focused AI accelerator
that we've been advancing year after year.
We've added a second Neural Engine for a total of 32 cores.
This provides two X to compute power.
A20 Pro is the ultimate chip
for running advanced on-device models.
The CPU, GPU, and Neural Engine improvements
all leverage a 50% increase in memory bandwidth.
This is the widest memory interface we've ever shipped in an iPhone.
Yeah, true.
Is that lay-in a lot to actually work in your ship, pay-to-access?
On A20 Pro.
In order to unlock these capabilities,
we had to redesign the physical package of the silicon.
A20 Pro introduces custom packaging inspired by our M-series chips
with the silicon die now placed side-by-side with memory.
This removes the memory from the SOC and lets us connect the silicon
directly to the vapor chip.
Yo, that'd be such a good job.
You've dramatically improved thermal force.
You play an acting role.
You just gotta act like you're doing work on a computer,
your book, hearing the man.
Oh, shoot.
I could do that.
Wait a minute.
Effective thermal management is critical
because efficient heat dissipation
is what enables the maximum performance
from this incredible chip.
It benefits just about everything you do on iPhone,
from sustaining graphics for AAA games,
to ensuring high throughput cellular controls.
You give like control on the phone?
Advanced computation to run almost powerful
on device models.
iPhone 18 Pro has a nice generation vapor chamber
that helps the system manage even more heat.
It has three times the surface area
as the one in iPhone 17 Pro.
The ionized water is constantly cycled throughout the system
for significantly improved thermals.
The new vapor chamber uses 80% recycled stainless steel
and is paired with more thermally conducted graphite.
There's also an industry first nano twin copper material
that more effectively moves heat away from the display
while providing strength.
This innovative thermal management system delivers
the highest sustained performance on iPhone ever
with up to a 40% gain compared to iPhone 17 Pro.
It's up to two times better compared to iPhone 16 Pro and older.
This can now turn your iPhone into a vase,
which is a adapter for the USB.
Now let's talk about battery life.
Last year, iPhone 17 Pro offered a huge jump.
This year, iPhone 18 Pro takes another massive leap
enabled by A20 Pro's silicon efficiencies,
advanced system improvements, and new battery designs.
Despite iPhone 18 Pro's smaller size,
it delivers the same great,
all-time battery life as iPhone 17 Pro Max.
iPhone 18 Pro Max has the largest increase
in battery life ever on iPhone.
When you look at video playback for eSim only models,
iPhone 18 Pro offers 36 hours,
while iPhone 18 Pro Max has a whopping 45 hours.
We've also developed a new battery usage model
by looking at real-world data from how people use their iPhone.
It's kind of just like, when are you going to upgrade?
Someone's looking at this and like,
well, it's been like five years in like 10 years,
like how many years I'm just going to upgrade?
30 hours of usage per charge.
That's kind of it.
We're also making wired charging faster.
iPhone 18 Pro supports 50% charge in around 15 minutes.
Just five minutes of faster wired charging
provides around six hours of video playback.
Great for topping off the four-wheel-long flight.
The new thermal management system and best battery life
yet bring amazing experiences to iPhone.
Here's Kyan to tell you more.
What the fuck?
The iPhone can fly now.
The future.
All that performance and efficiency
means game developers can push further than ever on iPhone.
This is Monster Hunter Outlanders by Tencent Games
and Capcom, a gorgeous open world co-op game.
It uses a seven core GPU of A20 Pro
to render iOS exclusive cinematic graphics
for console level lighting and detail
at up to 120 frames per second.
Jess, someone's playing it.
It supports metal effects of scrolling, spatial audio,
and will be available later this year.
One of the most important parts of the iPhone experience
is the camera.
And with iPhone 18 Pro,
we're introducing our biggest camera improvement in years,
making stunning shots easy for everyone
and adding new levels of creativity.
I swear she's wearing two different shoes.
One of the fundamental pillars of photography is aperture.
It controls how much light enters the system
and affects every photo and video you take.
Being able to change the aperture
provides more control for light intake and depth of field.
So iPhone 18 Pro has a new 48 megapixel fusion main camera
with variable aperture for creative control
that wasn't possible before.
This is the most advanced camera we've ever made.
To create variable aperture, we developed a system
of six laser-cut blades, each thinner than a human hair.
The blades are made of a specialized polymer composite
for the right balance of mask flexibility and durability.
Yo, honestly, the iPhone camera sucks ass.
Okay, all this is fucking trash.
To ensure image quality at multiple apertures.
They're so far behind, it's like,
what are you even doing here?
No one gives a shit, it's actual shit.
The aperture opens to let in around 50% more light.
Like in this portrait, within press and zoom.
I'm talking about, if you zoom in, there's no zoom.
There's no zoom.
are faster with better quality like this astrophotography shot.
Android shits on the pics on the on the camera game.
An aperture we've optimized for the best balance of light gathering and depth of field.
And the aperture can narrow for more depth of field,
which means there's no competition further back in the scene for better group shots.
This new camera is paired with intelligent camera software to do even more.
Here's Miriam to tell you about it.
Dude, the zoom is so bad.
I swear my Pixel phone like ten years ago was way better than my current iPhone Air camera.
We're using advanced software to deliver powerful new capabilities that are so easy to use.
You can now get stunning cinematic mode effects from regular video after you capture.
And it now supports 60 frames per second for this half speed effect.
TimeLapse now offers 4K resolution in Dolby Vision HDR for breathtaking videos.
An audio mix has updated algorithms for higher quality voice recordings and now supports music.
For even more creative photo and video options, we're introducing Pro Controls.
Pro Controls lets you customize your camera experience making it easier than ever to access
your most used settings and introduces new options for manual control.
You can change white balance for the most accurate color or use a histogram to check exposure
levels throughout the scene.
You can manually adjust the aperture between four versatile options and change shutter
speed to create artful options for fully unique shots that weren't possible before
on iPhone.
In this portrait, the photographer used Pro controls to intentionally capture a dazzling
starburst on the subject's earring, shaped by the unique aperture blades of iPhone 18
Pro.
And here the photographers adjusted shutter speed.
There ain't no one, there ain't nothing you guys take a picture like this.
Pro controls work for video as well, making iPhone 18 Pro ready for everything from
professional film sets.
Maybe one of you guys.
You can adjust shutter speed for more motion blur.
A classic filmmaking technique.
We're also making it easier to maintain focus on moving subjects.
Smart focus tracking uses on-device AI models
to look onto a subject and maintain detail,
even if they change depth or exit and re-enter the frame.
And now, let's talk about an exciting upgrade to photographic styles.
styles. This feature brought breakthrough customization for photos, and we're now enabling even more
unique- People make movies on their phones.
...texture and grain control. Texture is essential in photography. It enhances the interplay
between light and shadow, and can elevate the overall emotion of a scene. These new
options let you further dial in your desired appearance in photos, like adjusting skin
texture. You can balance color and texture in unison and you can reverse or
change it anytime. Finally, let's talk about image authenticity. This is vital
for photojournalists and photographers. We will be supporting the CIFID standard
to help identify images generated or edited with AI. But to ensure the
authenticity of captured photos, we realized we needed to go even further
with Apple Reference Image.
Now, we can prove the authenticity of a photo
taken on iPhone 18 Pro.
Apple Reference Image starts in the most secure way possible,
with the sensor.
The new main camera securely signs photo data
at a pixel level right at the time of capture.
Private Cloud Compute develops the sign data
into an unalterable image that you can view in the Photos app.
This reference photo lives with the regular editable photo for overall flexibility.
This is like having a digital negative
that you can use to visually confirm what was actually in the shot.
From cameras that capture incredible levels of richness and texture
to the use of pro controls that enable looks like this artful silhouette shot
To photos that highlight beautiful gradients of life and jaw dropping detail our new pro camera system
Is more versatile than ever?
Now back to Kayan
This pro camera system is
is incredible and was actually used to film the event you're watching today, taking advantage
of many of the new features like variable aperture.
iPhone 18 Pro also features an upgraded dynamic island, redesigned to be smaller, more useful,
and even better for seeing live information at a glance.
It can now show three live activities and help you keep track of multiple things at
once, like your flight status with flighty, navigating with maps, or simply checking your
timer.
In addition to Apple Intelligence and Siri AI, iOS 27 brings more useful capabilities such
as intuitive child safety features that give parents more flexible ways to manage what
kids can see, who they can talk to, and when they have access.
iOS 27 gets even better with customizable liquid glass, improvements to search in places like
mail, and performance boosts like up to 80% faster airdrop transfers.
iOS 27 improves connectivity with smarter transitions between cellular and Wi-Fi networks
and introduces iPhone handoff that lets you use a single phone number across two iPhones.
The number is instantly active on whichever iPhone you pick up.
iPhone handoff launches with T-Mobile and Telecom Germany.
Verizon and EE will add support by the end of the year with more-
Chat, what is the best provider?
And that's iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max.
We made impactful upgrades to the most important areas of iPhone.
Are they all shit?
And a next generation vapor chamber.
Or has it gone to the point where it doesn't really matter?
location dependent, who has the most coverage? Verizon?
And our longest battery life by far powers it all
including intelligent capabilities like the new Siri AI.
We've also designed new accessories starting with an updated
clear case and new colors for tech woven and silicone
designed to pair perfectly with matching colors of cross body strap
and a new wrist strap that works with both iPhone cases and
AirPods Pro iPhone 18 Pro starts at $11.99 and there's now a two terabyte option an iPhone 18 Pro
Max starts at $12.99 and we have more expensive than last year and our partners I mean in the US
iPhone 18 Pro is available with Apple upgrade a new lease program which offers customers monthly
payment options over 12 or 24 months and an easy way to upgrade to a new iPhone at the end of
of their lease.
More than a PS5?
We also get up to $1,200 off when you trade in an iPhone 14 or newer.
And for effortless cases of smite across your family's products, we're introducing
AppleCare One Family in the US with easy sign up right from your iPhone.
You can pre-order iPhone 18 Pro this Saturday, September 12th and it will be available
on September 18th.
Now back to John.
Iphone 18 Pro delivers innovations that make it more capable and more intelligent.
And it makes products use every day like AirPods even better.
With AirPods it's so easy to enjoy music and use intelligent features like live translation
all hands free.
An active noise cancellation helps to quiet the world around you, making it one of the
defining features of AirPods Pro. Now, for those who prefer AirPods without
ear tips, we introduced an AirPods 4 model with ANC. Well, this year we're
making that experience even better and bringing it to more people with our
newest AirPods.
Check the Apple stock.
Yeah, this is like Call of Duty now.
Can I tell you more?
Here's Dave.
Yeah.
And it's just another year.
AirPods 5 feature our beloved open-ear fit.
designed from the inside for an even better audio experience.
With a new multi-port acoustic architecture
and next-generation adaptive EQ, Airpods 5
deliver richer, more detailed sound
across a wider range of ear geometries.
This makes personalized spatial audio sound
more immersive and dynamic.
So it feels like you're surrounded by whatever
you're listening to.
And it gets even better with the active noise
installation.
Thanks to the new acoustic architecture
an advanced computational audio, it now has 50% more
noise reduction than the previous generation,
which means AirPods 5 deliver the industry's best ANC
in an open-ear design.
Along with ANC, transparency mode lets in voices
and sounds around you.
I don't know what ANC is.
It's now even more natural,
so you can easily engage with others
and stay aware of your surroundings.
Oh, active noise cancellation, true.
You never have to worry about changing modes
as AirPods 5 automatically adjusts
between ANC and transparency in response to background noise.
AirPods 5 deliver more than just
a world-class listening experience.
There are also a seamless extension
of Apple intelligence on your iPhone.
Siri, do you think Carmen mentioned a restaurant
around here?
With Siri AI and AirPods, you can draw on your personal context and get answers with broad world knowledge entirely hands-free.
Yes, Carmen recently mentioned Hell and Raise on North Broadway has great fried chicken and suggested you check it out.
Great, give me walking directions there.
Yeah, I don't know.
AirPods also feature live translation, which has been a big hit since it first launched last fall.
This Wednesday we have an event in the park.
Translating Spanish.
Stop by if you like live music. We will also have a special guest.
Thank you.
Together with iPhone, AirPods enable you to leverage the power of your touch while staying present with those around you.
Next, we know users care a lot about durability, and AirPods 5 are re-engineered to be more
durable than ever, helping them stand up to more rain, sweat, and dust.
And they get up to four hours of listening with ANC, and up to 20 hours with our incredibly
small charging case.
With all these features, we're so excited that AirPods 5 with Best in Class ANC are
only $129.
the same price as the previous generation without AMC,
making it an outstanding value.
Now, for those who want even more,
we've created a second model
with some great additional features
starting with on-stem volume control,
a first in the style of AirPods,
enabling you to adjust the volume
simply by swiping up or down on the stem.
Users love this feature on AirPods Pro,
and once you use it,
you can't imagine being without it.
This version also has longer battery life up to five hours.
I think I'd still use the side of the phone.
Thanks to a re-engineered battery cell
that packs even more energy into the same design.
Bros, acting like you don't just have the phone
in your pocket and you can't just press it
through your pants.
For Apple Watch and Qi chargers,
making it even more convenient to charge
whenever you need to.
Airpods 5 with wireless charging case,
longer battery life and volume swipe.
Whatever it's, whatever it's.
$30 less than the previous generation.
Throw it in there, throw it in there.
And they'll be available on September 18th.
With leading ANC at a lower price,
along with immersive, personalized spatial audio,
live translation, and hands-free access to the new Siri AI,
plus the option of wireless charging,
longer battery life, and volume swipe,
these are the best open-ear AirPods we've ever made.
And now, back to job.
I'm sticking with my fuckin' AirPods of five years ago.
We're thrilled that with AirPods 5,
active noise cancellation.
They get the job done.
And the standard across our entire AirPods lineup.
AirPods 5 are a great example
of how we take the innovations
from our most advanced products
and bring them to the rest of the lineup,
making them accessible to even more people.
Next, let's talk about Apple Watch.
We hear from so many people about the profound impact
it's had in helping them take charge of their health,
stay active, keep connected to the people who matter most,
and in some cases, even help save their lives.
Because Apple Watch is always on your wrist,
it can monitor how you sleep,
notify you if it detects a high heart rate,
and track your workouts.
And it's in constant communication with your iPhone.
so it extends the power of Apple Intelligence
to even more aspects of your everyday life.
And this year, we're bringing huge advancements
to health and fitness and Apple Intelligence.
I still think more tech on wearable health tech
is the best.
In Apple Watch Ultra 4.
It's stripping all the bullshit
of most advanced health sensors
and all new Apple Silicon,
Enabling features that enhance your life every single day.
But does it Garmin do it better?
But the big updates to health and fitness in Apple Watch.
For a pure health wearable?
It makes me ocean, ocean so tight.
Like they need to double, fuck the phone, bro.
The phone is fine.
Double that on the watch.
Start where Apple Watch touches your wrist.
The advanced sensor array that helps you track your heart
rate and rhythm, your sleep, advanced workout metrics,
and so much more, turning every moment of your day and night
into meaningful insights.
This year, Series 12 and Ultra 4 take health and fitness
to the next level with our all-new health sensing system.
It's built on our innovative sensing foundation
and improves three core elements.
First, within the same small footprint,
the electrode surface area is increased
for better skin contact during ACG readings.
second for better optical sensing, redesigned photodiodes are organized in a ring to capture
light more efficiently. And third, larger more power efficient green LEDs support accurate
heart rate measurements all day, even during motion. The new health sensing system delivers
higher frequency continuous heart rate data, which is a key indicator of your overall health.
I think isn't what's the best health wearable readings are now taken every five seconds all
all day long, even while you're on the go.
That's 60 times more frequent than before.
It also samples heart rate variability, or HRV,
as often as every five minutes.
That's 24 times more frequent than before.
What about the aura?
HRV is an indicator of how your body responds
to stress and recovery.
Higher variability is generally associated
with better overall recovery.
Accuracy of health data is quite a force
has made our health ring yet.
So we tested Apple Watch's health sensing system
in a head-to-head study against other wearables
using an ECG chest strap as reference,
with hundreds of participants running, cycling,
doing HIIT workouts.
We are excited to say the results were clear.
Apple Watch has the most accurate heart rate
sensing in a wearable.
The health sensing system will also
enable completely new experiences on Apple Watch series
12 and Oats for 4. Here's some more to share.
Your heart rate reveals invaluable information about your fitness and current physiological
state. So we're featuring high frequency heart rate data in the updated heart rate app and
new watch face complications. HRV is now included in the vitals app for a more complete look
at your health status. It's in the overnight view and in a new daytime view to help you
spot shifts even before they show up in your overnight metrics. And the health sensing
system brings a completely new experience to Apple Watch. If you were in Apple Watch,
you judge why. Whether you're training for a race or juggling a busy week, readiness
can tell you when to push and when to hold back. Each morning, Apple Watch analyzes your
recent activity, vitals, and sleep to give you one score with a clear call on your body's
capacity to take on the day. Recover, paste yourself, and ready to go. I think some people
just like having this information. Your score can also update during the day. And you
can view it on Apple Watch or in the fitness app on iPhone. Everything the health
It gives you some type of fucking reading.
in your VO2 Max. You can go deeper on topics like readiness, fitness, or heart health.
You'll also get personalized guidance powered by Apple Intelligence.
So if you're working on your cardio, you might see a suggestion to incorporate intervals into
your regular morning run. And these recommendations dynamically adapt to you and your data.
Understanding your health over the long term is also important, so we've developed
Health age a simple way to discover how key health metrics align with your actual age
Informed by the you don't need a watch to tell you you're unhealthy
Metrics from your Apple watch like VO to max sleep and more
Combined with biomarkers from your blood work to give you insight into what habits are having the biggest impact on your health age
And how I don't know and to help you build a foundation for a healthier future
There's a new longevity tab which uses metrics from your iPhone and Apple watch
overall health, bro, this is good tech
movement, hurt health and more
Honestly, that's like an anti-vaque take
and you'll see how each metric is classified against a game of sparkle bands
you'll be able to unlock deeper insights
if you strip away all the bullshit
wearable health tracking is good
you can have that manually synced to medical records or in the US order a full panel from quest
And he backs I said back by markers for a hundred and nineteen dollars
What are you talking about? It's literally beneficial. How can you get a little more insight?
You don't know shit about yourself your iPhone you kind of have feelings
clinical experts related to judge whether they go or not add another layer using just your iPhone or not
Anything to get rid of the fog of your insides is good and even try that's how tech should be fucking developed
For example, here's how the VO2 Max test works.
And a good and a fucking non-shit world as they would double down on wearable tech.
As you take the test, your iPhone camera detects your precise movements.
You'll see the moves by a trainer.
If there is no stupid shit and profits attached.
As it speeds up, try to match the pace.
And then make it so it's cheap so everybody can gamble.
Yeah, I do in real time.
On screen and voice cues on your form.
It's like having a coach right there with you.
Come on, madam.
You're halfway there.
there. Keep it up. As soon as you're done, you'll get your results. And you can retake
these assessments anytime. Your iPhone, Apple Watch and Apple Intelligence all work together
in the redesigned health app to help you live a better day and to help your life. The
new health app is coming later this year, starting in US English with more languages
to follow. And those are all of the health and fitness updates. To tell you about
with the new intelligence features of Apple Watch,
here's Ron.
I don't think they're innovating enough on the watch though,
to pull the trigger.
I'm like waiting for like a massive...
Apple Watch is always on your wrist.
Something even bigger.
And with Apple Intelligence on your iPhone.
I don't know what.
It's the perfect device to help you stay aware
of the sounds around you
and keep track of your conversations.
With the built-in microphones of Series 12 and Ultra 4,
plus the power of Apple Silicon
and our latest AI models,
we are able to create a brand new class
Apple Intelligence features. Introducing Audio Intelligence. Just as visual
intelligence makes sense of what you see, audio intelligence makes sense of what you hear.
It harnesses the power of Apple Intelligence right on your wrist in a private and secure way.
Having increased awareness of the world around you is especially important for those who are
deaf or hard of hearing. So, we're bringing sound recognition to Apple Watch.
Series 12 and Ultra 4 can listen for sounds like sirens, alarms, doorbells, a baby crying and more.
It uses on-device AI to notify you when they are detected, even when your phone is not with you.
Next, we've all been in situations where you missed a key detail of what someone just said and wished you could go back.
Now you can use Live Rewind, which lets you go back in time for 15 seconds.
What the hell?
The next audio and why college spyware when you can just wear the spy conversations so you can be more present and engaged
introducing
you
You
Know what what happened and rewind a series shit
Did I pause it?
AI and we'll be available in beta later this year starting in English with more languages to follow
Now back to DJ. Oh my god. My bad. Sorry. I think this is like muscle memory
Audio intelligence is only possible because of our new s11 chip
Which is custom built to power these intelligence features while keeping your data private and secure
Good thing it was a fast test features are enabled by the s11 chip's power efficient always-on processor
The processor includes a new secure X-clade where a dedicated audio buffer securely manages raw audio
exclusively for processing with a faster CPU GPU and neural engine all derived from the 820 Pro
Internal innovation is matched by extraordinary
individual is the person wearing it. With thousands of case and band combinations and
millions of watch face customizations, it's not just a watch. It's your watch. That's
more true than ever with stunning new colors and materials. Apple Watch Series 12 comes
in space gray, black, light gold, and a stylish new dark bronze, all made using 100% recycled
aluminum. Plus, the aluminum cases now have ceramic shield too, making the front glass
on series 12 60% tougher than our previous Ion X glass. Two polished and radiant gold
and natural are made with 100% recycled titanium. Series 12 is also available in another stunning
material. How we feel in here boys, how we feel like. It's sophisticated and unmistakable
on your wrist. The air pods on the watch are usually the most interesting potential.
We also have an assortment of new band colors that make styles from Nike. And Apple Watch Hermes
is introducing Radiant Gold Titanium to their series collection. And that's Apple Watch Series 12,
the ultimate device for a healthy life. With our most powerful wearable chip for audio
intelligence, new health and fitness insights with the most accurate sensing, ceramic shield
two and beautiful new finishes, and still with up to 24 hours of battery life.
Apple Watch Ultra 4 is the ultimate sports and adventure watch.
With a larger battery, the power efficiency of S11 and the health
sensing system, Ultra now gets over two days of battery life.
So the Garmin is still the best health wearable.
You now get up to 18 hours.
Do they actually like update that?
Ended workout mode.
They must.
We just don't really hear about it.
which is enough time to conquer 100 mile range.
They don't got Apple marketing.
Ultra comes in black and natural titanium.
We have new colors across the band lineup
and a new titanium Hermes band.
And that's Apple Watch Ultra 4
with the S11 chip bringing audio intelligence to your wrist,
the health sensing system
which Garmin.
that's your health and fitness journey.
There's a shit ton.
And longer battery life for workouts.
Series 12 starts at the same price of 399
and Apple Watch Ultra 4 remains at $7.99.
Both can be pre-ordered starting today
and they'll be available on September 18th.
Before I hand it back to John,
I'd like to share an ad that highlights
the new impactful features of Series 12 and Ultra 4.
Listen.
That's your health, speaking from the heart.
And the all new Apple Watch Series 12
Understands it better than ever bro. I know I'm unhealthy
Now comes with the most accurate heart rate sensing in a wearable
Checking your heart rate 60 times more frequently
They can tell you when you've pushed too hard and need a break when the timing is right
What the hell?
And when something seems wrong
While drumming?
Whenever life throws a punch, Apple Watch Series 12 helps you roll with it
and you stay closer to every heartbeat
Your heart tells the story of your health.
And it's a story worth hearing.
Why this or you will die?
This new Apple Watch lineup brings an extraordinary amount of technology to a remarkably small
and beautiful design.
It brings new audio intelligence features built for the moments you need them.
It leads the industry with the new health sensing system and science backed health
and fitness features.
by working seamlessly with your iPhone, it extends those capabilities even further.
So that's what we have to share about iPhone 18 Pro, AirPods, and Apple Watch.
But actually, here is one more thing.
I started the day with the idea of an intelligent personal hub, and why there's no product
in the world better designed to be that hub than iPhone.
And for a device that plays such a central role in your life, a larger display would
open up entirely new possibilities. Whether you're interested in content, reliving memories,
getting help from Siri AI and Apple Intelligence, or immersing yourself in your favorite apps
and games. Now at the same time, you'd still want to put it in your pocket and in the palm
of your hand. And we think the best way to achieve that is with a foldable design.
Others have created foldables that just feel like two phones awkwardly stuck together.
This results in a square screen that's poorly suited for the way people use them.
Scrolling through vertical content feels compromised, and movies are boxed in by oversized black
bars, making a larger screen feel much smaller.
We started with the experience that we wanted for ourselves, a larger display that feels
as natural and intuitive as iPad.
Then we brought together thoughtful design with breakthrough engineering in a way only
Apple can.
And the result is a series of remarkable innovations that we believe will redefine the experience
of using a foldable phone.
And here it is.
What do we have here?
They should make an iPhone stretch.
We have to stretch it, look at your notifications, and then it shrinks back to a small device.
This is iPhone Duo.
to tell you what I'm thinking behind the duo's design here Molly and Steve
iPhone duo is unlike any iPhone you've experienced before it's entirely new and
at the same time remarkably familiar it feels familiar to hold and comfortable
to use with one hand it's distinctive asymmetric shape with two rounded
corners invites you to open it the two sides connect into a continuous frame
surrounding the largest iPhone display we've ever designed inspired by the
versatility of iPad with a narrow uniform border creating a spacious inner
display that's immersive for both landscape and portrait use it kind of
does look like an iPad mini or so shit uninterrupted with two screens the
transition between open and closed had to be fluid and completely intuitive. To
achieve this continuity we designed iPhone Duo around a consistent aspect
ratio that is the same across both displays. For the first time the FaceTime
camera is designed to fit discreetly behind the display hidden until you
need it. We've also designed a remarkable hinge which supports the
center of the display as it articulates holding it flat when opened. The hinge
mechanism has a custom variable torque profile which precisely controls opening
and closing. The motion is designed to feel effortlessly smooth combined with
an integrated magnet array for a satisfying and secure closure. When open
it's our thinnest iPhone ever enabled by an architecture that tightly
Packages key components into the camera plateau providing space for an impressive battery system
Above or below from aerospace grade titanium
1300 at this thinness that's been precision machined and polished to an elegant mirror finish
The convenience of I
Combining the utility of two products into one
The largest display for an iPhone in an incredibly compact
1399.
1399.
work elegantly together the dock on the home screen is now oriented vertically I
feel like foldable phones are just like copious information you need a more
compact so pointless that messles into the corner of iPhone duo it's like made
it just because the software let's see if we can dance and transitions from the
honestly give the fuck controls remain in a consistent location on the side
while content scales the flip is good with the larger inner display we
We also expanded the capabilities of iOS, whether it's viewing two home screen pages at once,
seeing your inbox and messages at the same time, or even opening two acts side by side.
We also made iOS more flexible than ever.
The system reacts as you fold iPhone Duo, re-orient when you turn it on the side, and transitions
to the appropriate display when you flip it over.
We designed the hardware and software together to create experiences like this across
the system.
As a result, iPhone Duo and iOS 27 redefine what an iPhone can do, while still feeling
natural and familiar.
iPhone Duo brings an entirely new design, while preserving everything you love and expect
from iPhone.
It gives you the largest display ever on an iPhone, while still fitting easily in your
pocket.
It reflects extraordinarily complex engineering, it is effortless to use, and it makes new
experiences possible.
To tell you more about the amazing iPhone Duo, here's Jaws.
you'd love to do comes to life on iPhone Duo's two beautiful displays. It opens to a massive
7.6 inch Super Retina XDR display that is 50% larger than iPhone 18 Pro Max and a whopping
80% larger than iPhone 18 Pro. Not only does everything look incredible on this display,
but you'll also get a larger canvas for your apps to fit more content. The beautiful
The 5.4-inch outer display provides 90% of the screen area of iPhone 18 Pro.
And these displays do more than just look great.
Later this year you'll be able to use Apple Pencil with USB-C on either display for jotting
notes, sketching, or marking up documents.
The first time iPhone offers the great Apple Pencil experience that iPad users love.
We wanted to provide an easy, secure, and consistent way to authenticate iPhone
Duo.
closed or open. So we determined that touch ID integrated into the side button
and position right under your thumb would be the best way to achieve that. And to
account for the different ways you might hold it, you can enroll multiple
fingers. And for added convenience, you can also unlock iPhone Duo effortlessly
using your Apple Watch. iPhone Duo sounds amazing too. With speakers at the
top and bottom, it delivers immersive spatial audio in both landscape and
and portrait. It comes in two refined colors, star white and night sky.
iPhone Duo is beautiful and durable. It's crafted from grade five titanium that offers
incredible strength. The central structural plane has support ribs for added stiffness.
To make the frame even more rigid, the antenna splits are reinforced with high performance
inserts. They're made from ceramic fibers that are three times stronger than grade
five titanium together these structural details make iphone dual feel
exceptionally solid every time you use it but also a ceramic shield on the back
ceramic shield two on the front is great five aluminum
you serial intelligence breaking hardware deserves an equally groundbreaking
software experience here's craig to tell you more
We looked at every aspect of iOS to see how we could make it even more useful on iPhone Duo.
Like you saw, essential controls are on the side to free up vertical space for content.
This approach benefits your entire experience.
For example, on the lock screen, it puts more focus on your wallpaper,
especially with this minimalist view that lets you really celebrate your favorite images.
images, and we've brought this efficient use of space across the entire system, optimizing
each of our apps specifically for iPhone Duo.
The expansive display also supercharges productivity by letting you do more at once.
You can move an app over to one side and launch a second app on the other for powerful
split view multitasking.
We'll launch a second window of the same app like Safari for comparison shopping.
With the same gesture you already know, swapping apps is easy, and with a simple tap on the
divider, you can pair the apps.
Using the large screen in portrait also feels great.
If you're multitasking while watching a video, you can pin it to the top for a much
larger view with plenty of space left below for your other app.
As you can see, iPhone 2 is the first personal iPhone ever, and we've taken it even further.
You can use it in any orientation or pose.
iOS intelligently reacts to the device angle, leveraging the sensors in each half.
Set it on the table and want your show hands-free on the outer display without a stand.
Or enjoy it with the perfect viewing angle and easy access to the controls on the
bottom.
tuning algorithms account for the changing distance between the speakers in
different poses to deliver an amazing audio experience no matter how you use
iPhone Duo. You can also use iPhone Duo partially folded. iOS gracefully adapts
sliding the content away from the folding area where it can be difficult
to tap. We've also reimagined standby for iPhone Duo. Set it down and it will
You can customize it with new faces, including weather and calendar, as well as widgets like music, to enjoy your favorite songs, or stay on top of your notifications at a glance.
An iPhone Duo can transform into a delightful bedside clock with the ability to wake you up in a gentle glow timed perfectly with your alarm.
We've also made it easy for developers to adapt their apps for iPhone duo with new and updated API's
Zoom can turn the display
You can double-rock conference room you can double XP rot you'd have YouTube shirts on the left
Take tops on the right on the call
Rob Maxons your whole workspace interview
Detail uses the new core AI framework and runs its AI models on device to make content creation fast and easy on the big screen
And Netflix takes advantage of the versatility of iPhone Duo to make finding shows even more fun and engaging
Scroll through clips on the outer display or open up to get a captivating experience on the large screen
These are just some of the amazing apps being updated to take advantage of iPhone Duo
And we can't wait to see what developers are going to create. Yo fuck those flip man
It's possible without amazing hardware innovation to tell you more honestly, Johnny, this is this is fucking stupid
You should have scrapped this shit and made like a ring
We're a different a different wearable iPhone duo on it. You're gonna stop like 3% of iPhone users give a shit about that
the display
This includes 3% of sales are they gonna be the fault no one cares
high-quality for viewing content, and adverse what people dislike about foldable displays.
The distracting crease, the plastic feel, unsusceptibility to scratches and dents.
Drawing on our learnings from iPad and Mac, we developed a custom nanotech finish that
significantly reduces glare and reflections.
The unique texture creates a perceptually flat, matte surface that minimizes crease
visibility and also feels premium to touch. We create this by using maskless laser lithography
where every micro lens is written pixel by pixel. iPhone Duo uses a novel structural system
with a multi-layer lamination design that keeps the display flat and provides durability.
The nano textured cover layer is made from a custom polymer that has up to 40% higher
thickness than other materials used in the industry and has an apple-designed coating
for scratch resistance. There is high strength glass above and below the oiled panel for added
protection. Visco elastic adhesives allow these layers to glide relative to one another during
folding like pages in a book so the panel doesn't distort over time. A titanium plate
serves as the body-man rings are bad for tracking. Don't you have your phone in your pocket?
with over a hundred tiny precision components.
Carbon fiber support plates create a stiff, lightweight platform for the display to rest on.
During manufacturing, we use AI algorithms to precisely match each individual hinge
with its best-fit housing to ensure perfect alignment.
And a confocal laser progressively scans the topology of every single unit
and 3D prints up to 25 micro-layers of a custom photopolymer to eliminate residual waveness.
The result of all of these innovations is a folding display with superior viewing quality
that feels premium and flat, resists wear, and meets the high standards of iPhone.
Powering iPhone Duo is A20 Pro built to handle demanding workloads.
820 Pro also features a new display engine that drives both displays simultaneously with
smooth transitions between them and blends the unique pixel layout in the under display
camera area to deliver a consistent viewing experience.
Our new chip package with a direct Dytothermal design lets 820 Pro reach peak performance-
1399, I'm still- it's 1399, boys.
a vapor chamber. Where's the
game on the large display? The
result is up to 35% higher
$1399 than iPhone 17 Pro.
also features C2, our most
advanced cellular model. C2
delivers big updates to all
the primary components including
baseband, transceivers, power
management, fair
your condi- this is too gay? No.
No.
That's how much Samsung's Folds go for?
Really?
Are you serious?
also delivers faster uploads when compared to c1x it's up to i'm judging the fathers i'm judging
them 5g millimeter wave support in the us all while consuming 15 less energy this level of efficiency
is critical for battery life iphone duo is isim only worldwide this allowed us to use every bit
of internal space it's not about the battery capacity it's not about affording you can afford
or something and still call it fucking stupid.
when using both screens equally it also supports fast charging up to 50% in
around 20 minutes and gives you up to five hours buddy if you burn all your
battery in a fucking day you got a phone addiction five minutes of charging
bringing iPhone to a life has involved some of the most complex and innovative
engineering we have ever done we're at that point and there is still no
We're at that point.
A key part of what puts iPhone at the center of your personal world is its incredible camera system.
It captures the moments that matter most.
The new Fusion main camera captures incredible details, like in this person's shirt.
First time chatter, named Santa.
Thanks to this zero shutter lag, this 48 megapixel photo captured the exact peak of this jump.
The real Santa.
The main camera also supports 4K 120 video, for the slow motion effects users love on
in our pro models that make even playtime look cinematic.
Because iPhone Duo can stand on its own,
it opens up entirely new creative possibilities
by capturing memorable time lapses in 4K WVision HDR.
The 48 megapixel Fusion Ultra-Wide
is the same camera that's in iPhone 18 Pro.
It captures the scene with stunning detail.
The light on our face beautifully compliments
the playful nature of the scene.
With the power of computational photography,
iPhone Duo also supports the updated photographic styles with texture and grain control.
The new film texture gives this already striking portrait a classic vintage look.
The center stage front camera lets you easily take photos and videos in any orientation
without having to rotate your phone to take a landscape selfie.
Under the inner display is the new FaceTime camera so you can use the big screen to connect
with family and friends,
both when iPhone Duo is fully open
or prop down the surface for a hands-free experience.
With Duo Capture and FaceTime,
you can share both your front
and rear camera feeds simultaneously
so your friend can see you and what you're looking at.
And Duo FaceTime makes video calls even more fun
by letting someone with you join the conversation
on the outer display
so you can share the moment
without crowding around one screen.
iPhone Duo gives you fun new ways
to use the camera that simply aren't possible
on any other iPhone.
It makes it so much easier to take selfies
with the high resolution rear cameras
because the outer display lets you preview
and perfectly frame your shot.
With Duo Preview, your subject can see themselves
in the outer display so they can put it,
check the framing and help guide the shot.
KidQ plays fun animations to grab your kid's attention,
getting them looking at the camera
and brings out their big smiles and laughs.
With just a tap, iPhone Joe can become your personal photographer.
Powered by H1e Pro, that's like a level 10 iPad kit.
That's like a level 10 iPad did behavior.
It automatically snaps the photo when everyone's closed and ready.
Now you don't have to miss out on being in the shot because you had to press the shutter
and outrun the timer to get in the frame.
In getting full body, wide angle selfies is so easy, it also enables creative shots
like these.
and it looks stunning on the large display this is such a powerful versatile and
intelligent camera system we've also designed some amazing accessories the
iPhone duo folio I know I know it folds away neatly when not needed and the
I think we're near the end has two parts that wrap around each half protect
against drops and everyday wear so that's iPhone duo the most transformational
iPhone experience since the original. It features the largest display ever on iPhone, along with a
beautiful outer display and a reimagined iOS experience that makes the familiar feel entirely new.
With pro performance, unique camera experience, amazing durability, and unparalleled versatility,
it's an iPhone like no other iPhone. iPhone Duo starts at $19.99, with storage capacities
Oh my god.
Wait, how much is the Mac computer?
How much is the Mac?
No fucking way.
2,500 for the Macbook?
Wait, Macbook's 2,999?
all new iPhone Duo. Let's take another look.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Did not, that's wild.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I would judge you if you paid two grand for a device to play some generic absolute shit
fucking mobile game that's called fiammelo but you're so unaware you don't know is based
on the fiammelo because you're so deep into the fucking app stores trash fucking games
holy shit like what even was that game to serve as your intelligent some right
Random fucking time-waster trash and capability connected to your Apple
Bank experiences that matter most to you.
Together with the new lineups of Apple Watch and Airpods, these products
will help people create.
Oh, that was easy.
Easy.
Exactly.
More productive and entertained while staying healthy and active in ways
that are more personal and intelligent than ever.
They represent the very best of Apple, the curiosity to imagine what's
possible, the care to get every detail right, and the conviction to build products that make
a real difference in people's lives.
I couldn't be more proud of the teams across Apple who made today possible.
So thank you for joining us.
Have a great day.
You know what?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
It's something new.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know, see another year of the Apple presentation.
There you go, another DMCA, it's finally over.
I guess it is something new, but yeah, I don't know about it.
It's kind of interesting to see what they're doing next,
even though foldable phones is not something interesting
personally.
It's new for Apple.
Yeah, it's kind of like a side launch.
I feel like a foldable phone is just a side launch.
It's not that hype.
And all the iPhones they said fuck all about zoom they gave up
Yeah
It's just too big for a phone too grand for a flip phone
That is
Wow
That's the base model. That's the base model. And then a Mac book is how much? What is the minimum cost of minimum spec Mac book? I mean, one's portable, right? Depends on what you're using the devices for.
I guess it's kind of a potato comparison too.
Yeah.
I mean shit y'all. Let me see if I can get the
YouTube stream might be down for like a day or something
Because of the
Democus
It's weird how even though I watch this almost every year for like five years
It's still weird how they don't like when you watch it when it's like free advertisement
I mean I do curiosity watch, but it's like at the end of the day. I mean it is it is a free fucking ad for them
But whatever we have this conversation every year. It doesn't really matter. Let me see
They're offering leasing on new phones like car leases that's fucking wild
Leasing a phone yeah
I mean most people aren't very smart when it comes to money technically even one of the biggest blunders is cars, right?
I mean if you live in America, sure. The fucking car.
You bite off more than you can chew with the car and then it fucks you every month with the payoff.
Can someone, wait, what is this?
Oh, yeah, they want higher viewer numbers on one stream.
Yeah, no, of course, that's what they want, but then I see that, but then at the same time,
And at the same time, a lot of these people would probably not even watch on the mainstream
or even know that the fucking event was today.
I see both sides to it.
I literally just watch it out of curiosity.
I'm just curious what some of what one of the biggest companies is doing in the latest
tech like that's kind of it.
I watched the Nvidia one as well.
What do we have here? What is this, beater core?
Yeah. Do we hit up some, um, what do we hit up here?
Bio. I was talking shit about Halloween. I said, I'm done with the game.
Are you kidding me? Bye. Are you still queuing that game?
Are you still feeling it? I kind of got bored. I didn't want to queue at all.
I was kind of like hunting the console clubs.
The feeling went away fast.
Like I would totally queue up right now, but it's like playing Jason is kind of like a boring loop following and stalking and
Yeah, I don't know it didn't hit as much as Texas chainsaws
Where I want to load up and like do the objectives and escape
Okay.
All right, yeah, I could do two bosses of Valheim 1.0.
True.
Yes, yes.
Doing anything with GTA, I could just load up in GTA and just like be there.
I might stream tomorrow on 5050.
I want to because of War Dogs.
I had yet to actually give it a full chance of playing the game like I want to actually play it play it
So I might be live tomorrow and then regular sub Sunday
I'm gonna double check but maybe snore dogs, that'll be fun, bro. It'll be fun
Don Walker I'm chilling on. Yeah, what was that watch you guys said? What is it?
The Garmin Phoenix? How does it look? You know, this looks fucking wild. Wait, is
Is this even the one?
This looks a little, this looks like a bulky as shit.
Is it the Phoenix eight?
Oh wait, here we go.
Hold on, I'm just looking at something real quick.
Is it this one?
Phoenix eight, amoled, microled.
Which one, which one case size?
I mean, I guess they're actually not that bad looking.
Is it the Phoenix nine, Phoenix eight?
Where's the Phoenix nine?
Well, we were talking about health.
What is the best health wearable?
If not the Apple watch.
Oh, here we go the Garmin nine
Yeah, it's definitely got a bunch of shit going on
Like that looks kind of I I got I got to see the little more
The Phoenix pro nine
This might be how about is like can you set it to sitting it's gonna think I'm dead
This is like for like the dude who like runs all the time and shit I'm shadow what the fuck
Sitting is not an activity the sleep tracking isn't great. Oh
Oh. There is a gaming mode. Wait, is there really?
1.4k for a watch. Are you kidding? Is there actually?
Was that a projector? What the fuck is this?
Oh man, it looks, I mean, you know, it's clean. I mean, you know, that's actually,
What's the hard zone? Stamina? What the hell? What do you mean stamina?
What do you mean stamina? Does it like
figure out, can like calculate your heartbeat and like when you rest and then kind of calculate
what your stamp is. Huh. That looks kind of nice man. I don't know what color. You can't go wrong
with the black. It would be the the straw way actually hold up. It just changed the uh yeah I
feel like black is the best year. It's literally the best one. All of these. Maybe brown.
Yeah, it's either this or the damn Apple watch man.
Yeah, it's because it's with the black strap as well.
It's not just the face of it changes everything.
Flexing stream buddy yet.
Not really mad. That's when you pull up.
Like the Rolex website or something.
What are we at the how we how we GT 7 Pro?
Are we playing anything today, dude?
We are.
Okay.
indeed. We already saw the Nintendo Direct stuff already. We already seen it, man. There
There are some things here and there.
Do we do Valheim 2 bosses?
1.0, do I go in?
We can do it up. We can do it up. We can indeed.
Let me see here. I've never played.
I've never played, let me see.
Should I put it on a 5x?
A countless eons ago,
in the first days of his kingship,
Odin united the worlds by the strength of his arm and the secret knowledge for which he had given his eye
He waged a great war against his foes
Deathless creatures older than any others
The world tree took from you to crown the dead fury
At last, when his strength was almost at its limit, he drove them together into the
world and split the bowels that handed it. Then he left it to drift. A place of exile.
The centuries. This world slumbered uneasily. But it did not die. Ancient spirits sought
out new bodies as lesser creatures fared on their corpses, fattening themselves on the
old magic. Other beings fell through cracks into the forgotten world. Even men found their
way there. As glacial ages passed, kingdoms voned and fell out of sight of the gods.
But as the tenth world grew again in strength, the world tree reached out blindly for it,
threatening the balance of all the worlds, until new was reached over.
Unable to wield his power in a realm he had cut loose from his own,
he looked instead to Midgard, to the tribes who kept his flame alive upon their altar.
is this new at one point now the greatest of their fallen warriors would be
blocked from the battlefield by his boundaries and born again in Valheim
whoa that was kind of sick
Okay, okay, let me see never played it always people saw people really like this one
All right, how do I do this? Oh, yeah, Pognar. Of course. New. Mal, famal. No hair. It kind
That looks like Arthas.
Hair tone.
Wait, can you zoom in? No.
Yo, I got no, I got no, I got no pixel.
Up on me, up on me, I'll join up, I don't know when.
It kind of just looks like everybody's making out I don't know man. I'm still a little mad
All right
Pognar to
Yeah, Pognar too. Pognar Jr.
Wait, how do I set it to a 3x or a 5x?
Oh, you do it in here. I thought I was going to start the game.
Combat depth resource rate 3x I can probably change it
Is the best way to play this just default
Make a new world
Play with people
1.0 1.0
Oh
What about portals changes how portals work in the game
What do you mean what do I change it to
Portal items allows you to bring all items with you through portals for a more casual
play style. This will circumvent the progression and exploration of the world
as it is intended. That sounds like it gets rid of annoyance.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, shit. No. No server. No server. I don't... Yeah, this
game I want to play solo. It seems like a good solo experience.
It's a grind solo, yeah, but with a multiplier?
Long ago the all-father Odin united the worlds.
He threw down his foes and cast them into the tenth world, then split the bows, which
held their prison to the world tree and left it to drift unanchored a place of exile. For
centuries this world slumbered un-easily but it did not die as glacial ages passed kingdoms
rose and fell out of sight of the gods. When Odin heard his enemies were growing once
again in strength he looked to Midgard and sent his Valkyries to scout about this for
the greatest of their warriors dead to the world they would be born again in Valheim.
I think that's me, I'm Odin's warrior.
Oh, oh, oh, oh dad!
I am yours!
Rob, Matt Damon.
I still haven't seen the Odyssey. I don't know why that this looks like how this is a scene in it
This is the scene from the movie
Sure, this is Norse not green
Yo, that scene was interchangeable. It could be.
Fail warrior. Huggin.
I am Huggin, sending a guide to you and your travels.
The megalith surrounding you are the sacrificial stones.
They represent the forsaken which you must slay in order to ascend.
And he left.
Iqfir. These magical stones are scattered throughout the land by Oedon as signposts
bunch towards the ritual grounds of the Forsaken. If inspected closer this one
will reveal the summoning place of Iqfir, your first prey. He is a mighty
beast so you need to properly arm yourself.
Alright, he lives next door.
Ik tia.
Okay.
How do we do this?
Crafts.
Achievements.
Okay.
Most of those will be crafted, however.
Due to your recent departure from Midgard, you will have to recall the true shape of objects, just pick things up and it will all come back.
to you. Oh. It's like dynamic in the game. You pick stuff up and learn the recipe.
Let's see, what was this? Oh.
Can I punch a tree? Beach? There it is. I feel like there's like a, this feels like a very,
The saxophone is saxophoning right now.
Six wood.
I think this is the game.
Oh my God!
How do I dodge roll?
Block, mouse to space.
Oh, okay.
Easy.
Resin?
Um... that's it?
What do we have here?
I need to pick a rag tunic.
Oh, that's it. Oh, those are my clothes.
Oh, is this my inventory?
No shit.
Too hard.
Let me go break a stone. Maybe I can break a stone with this.
Where is the camera shake? I don't see any camera shake.
Immersive camera.
Yeah, this guy has no stem.
Let me go collect some stuff.
I probably need to find some food as well.
Like raspberries.
I'm going to tell you what my buff is.
Oh, it's a message log.
Oh, these are all my skills.
my trophies what do I have 10 minutes of
yeah but what does the berry buff do
is it just the is it ten minutes of I tell you oh is it ten minutes of seven
health and 20 stamina buff and I one HP take or just the one region
okay okay oh who's this guy oh the bird is here yeah the music is wicked loud
isn't it there that's better you've had a snack
consumer to improve your health and stamina be aware that before you will
grow hungry again so try to always have at least a couple of different meals
ready. Alright bruh. Oh shit. You're lucky I don't have a bow. Alright I have food for
days now. I gotta find more things to craft and more things to hit to find
recipes for. Collect some stone. I'm trying to find the fucking rock. Oh shit.
Okay that board literally exploded. Very violent. Oh there we go nice. Alright this
This is how you craft in the game, it's all about that.
Stone axe, more of those.
Okay, with this tool you will raise Mighty Halls and Tower of Inforification and start
by building a workbench, this in turn will enable you to construct other things.
Ah yes, I don't want to live here though.
I don't know where to settle down yet.
for now I will collect resources until I find more stones.
Oh, here we go!
Oh, Flint!
Of course!
Oh, shit!
I swear, that thing's name was Neck.
It is!
called neck weird oh we got shrooms as well all right I'm gonna have to cook
probably right for now I'm just collecting everything that I know
eventually I will need
Another beach.
That just gives me more wood.
Eat this shroom?
I have food for days.
Worth.
What is this right here?
What is this stat?
I don't know what that stat is.
Is that oh, that's my HP. Oh, no shit
This someone's house. All right, I should be able to make this now nice
Okay, let's replace the club
I can actually chop down these big-ass trees
All right, all right come on you beach
There it is
Wow
I'm actually gonna okay. I think you have to okay
It's one of these games you got to just keep chopping at the log
There we go a couple of phases
What up, oh
Is this do damage
What is the sad difference?
Oh, Bloodverse slash damage, it is better.
It is.
Oh my god, that was a lot.
I'll be back.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna kill him and we're gonna make a campfire.
Alright, nice.
Whoa!
Good thing I waited!
I found where I'm gonna live.
I thought this looks like a swamp.
This is like Shrek energy.
I mean, it's kinda nice.
It's not that bad.
This is where everyone builds?
Wait, really? Is it?
Who's everyone?
I'm building my shit here boys
We got a beachfront property
I am not gonna spend five years on a house I refuse
If I figure out how to do that actually I have no idea
You need to do piles, a stack?
Is that- oh it's actually 50 wood and then I can pull from that?
Oh god.
Oh shit.
There it is.
Yep.
There it is.
Shopping block.
Everything that I will need of this.
Some meat.
This is probably for my fish, right?
Cooking station.
You didn't have a lit fire below the cooking station.
I thought that was something to hang stuff on
How do I delete?
Mouse 3
All right, you bird bitch what I'm at
Huggin a word punch all these in a couple of seconds will give you access to a lot more building pieces to construct with the hammer
I I know
thank you yes yes thank you yes I'm aware although he does not work why does he
not work what the fuck the crafting station needs a roof
I don't know if there's foundations in this game, seems like it's more floors.
Alright, I'm going to make a very basic bitch house.
This is gonna be fast. I'm not playing the Sims. I'm here to kill bosses. Is it a floor?
Or our foundation in this game?
Missing requirement? Excuse me?
You know, this land is not flat.
Build on poles.
Oh, is that actually what you're supposed to do?
Okay, let me see.
Wait a minute. Oh wait, unless I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying, but then we're gonna have a height problem.
We're still gonna have a height problem.
Yeah, why don't I just go find some flat land?
Can I build?
We're gonna build over the water.
Wait a minute. God damn it. No, we're not
Dude, this isn't gonna work man missing requirement
I'm not good at this
need wood oh do I have no wood so wait it's not proximity building to wood oh
you actually have to destroy the wood pile it's not like proximity shit come
Come on, brother.
How much wood do I have?
50 of 50.
I don't- I don't know if I'm doing this right.
I feel like this isn't correct.
Wait.
Can your house collapse in this game?
true we're gonna find out I wonder if I'm not sure man I feel like I should I
I should just find, uh...
Better land.
Oh, this is a bad idea.
Can you actually flatten the land?
Really? With a hoe?
Oh, yeah, no shit, man. I couldn't even do this initially.
Just for now. Oh my god, that used so much wood. Wait, no, it didn't. Oh wait, oh god,
Damn it, hold on.
So weird.
Pretty sure this is the wrong way, but this is just a temporary...
This is just temporary.
Is there a way to make it so these snap toggles snapping?
Oh, there we go.
There we go, there we go.
I'm gonna make- I wonder if I just make a little shit roof if this is good enough.
Chad, don't judge.
This is temporary.
Shreds.
To expose my ass, what are you talking about bro? You can't see shit
There you go, I've never seen something not so not exposed. Thank you
Oh trousers
I need to go, uh, get leather.
Alright.
This tool used for landscaping you could let, you could say is the perfect complement to
the hammer.
Use it to clear the ground and manipulate the terrain as these are your buildings
on level ground.
That's what I'm saying, brother.
That's what I'm saying, my brother.
You're kidding, dude.
You're kidding.
Are you serious right now?
Are you kidding me right now?
You like always need this in proximity.
You always need the initial one while you do stuff.
Okay.
Nice.
Now, hoe it down.
I'm flattening it.
I'd say that's pretty, I'd say that's pretty flat.
I'd say that's decently flat.
What's wrong?
When the temperature drops at night,
or if you are wet, you will suffer from being cold.
This is a stamina-retent-sinking shelter? Oh shit, okay.
I'm good, Matt. I'm good.
I'm good. I need something like a torch, so I can see.
Let's pretend this is good.
Two wood 35 all right small shack
This is how you level it you level the land like this
Okay, why is that not leveling
Yikes
It might need to be on little stakes on reference point, hopefully these line up.
Looks like you need to put these on top, all the time.
Maybe.
Could be wrong.
These will line up, boys.
These will line up.
I need more wood.
I have wood.
What's wrong?
Blocked?
What do you mean blocked?
Yeah, that reach.
Yeah, I don't see it collapsing, bro.
Wow, this is fucked, though.
I can just portal here and always come back, right?
Oh, shit, all right.
I completely missed this it's all good. Don't worry. Don't worry
As long as it slightly sits up really I have to repair how do I repair
Yo, I would rather just craft a new one.
Not sure why that's not working.
I don't follow.
Fuck my ass!
What the fuck is this?
Corner 4, corner 3,
corner 1, auto snap.
I'll just do this instead.
It'd be nice if you could have like a dynamic pillar that just like, worked.
Like I'm gonna assume that works. I'm gonna assume that's a good
It definitely doesn't
There's a button to align it
it. Copy rotate place build menu toggle snapping bottom top auto bottom
top I don't get it
And I get it unless what if you go like this oh
Wait wait wait wait
Wait, oh wait wait wait wait if this works game of the year oh
Shit
and at the corner
Yo, it does work. What the hell? Oh my god
I'm assuming I don't know red means bad or something I can't tell
like it's actually not a good spot might mean like it's a shit spot to do this
yeah red means unstable we'll figure it out it probably is fine colors how
stable yeah if shit breaks we'll know for sure
All right, we got our door, sheesh.
I get rid of this, whoops, there we go, can I break this, no.
Yo, it's getting there, wooden square, what else is the house, bro?
This guy acts like he lives in a fucking octagon or something.
Relax, buddy.
Hey, is this the outside?
This looks like the outside.
Missing requirements.
I actually need wood now.
Here we go.
Even though it's cold.
And everything hurts.
Two bosses, more like two... boxes.
Chad, is this the inside or the outside?
Anyone here an expert on walls?
Oiii!
Oh, delicious.
You have it wrong sides.
They cut down some trees. Uh-oh.
No, this guy's stamina is atrocious.
It's a nice night to cut some trees down.
Rested buff this thing.
Oh, is it really good?
Good. Sitting down gives you a buff.
Ow!
Look, when I get my first sword, I'll pog.
Right now, there's no pog in my mind.
Let me get my first sword, and we'll go from there.
Whoa!
Oh my god, day two.
Oh, shit.
I survived.
I lived right next door to the boss.
He doesn't know I'm preparing to kick his ass.
Eat food!
He doesn't know every day.
I grow stronger to kick his ass.
How much wood?
Not bad.
A log?
Yeah, that's pretty man.
Yo!
Oh
Right that looks like I placed it no way
What do you talk? Are you kidding me Matt? No?
Oh, shit!
The fucking rotation of the wood!
God damn it, man!
Oh my god.
There we go.
Are you serious? Is there a little... is there a gap?
It looked like there was a gap.
of
That's right, I just placed one wrong.
Alright, this is uh, there you go.
There you go.
Not bad.
Alright, now we just need some walls.
What is this?
A wood gate?
I do need some stairs.
There you go.
I really need to remove this rock, but I'm just here to store shit.
I might actually extend it further too if I'm gonna have to place stuff in.
Just ignore the supports.
I'm gonna do double walls this whole thing needs to be a window to be honest really wrong
way it is. Oh so it was the right way initially.
Alright where the hell are the windows unless I actually have to figure out
that. Flint times 10. Perfect square box, thank you. Thank you man. I guess these are our
windows for now. Current window situation. This is the main base of operation. I'm not
building another one after this. A raft? Oh I need resin. Missing requirements, resin and
leather scraps.
Oh, shit!
You know what?
This leads to a staircase that feeds into the water.
Ah, cinema!
Ah!
Wait!
Wait, there's more!
A porch!
we're gonna do a porch fuck I have nothing left I have no idea how to repair
so we're just building a new one we're doing a porch
What's the wrong way?
Crap walls.
You know what?
Function way.
It works, bro.
It works.
I love it.
I love it!
And I gotta get stronger and stuff? What am I doing?
I need more wood. There's some down here. I kinda...
Yeah, let me grab this. Really.
Let me get more.
Maybe if I chop some wood, I'm not sure how to use this, but if I chop some wood it might
give me a new recipe.
How do I chopping block this?
Unless I just need to be near it and it unlocks new things from the workbench.
How do I repair?
Sha, how do you repair?
I hope your meat doesn't over cook.
Oh, it needs to be under- okay. Shit, alright, I'll be back then. This is gonna break before
I can do anything. Holy shit.
Well, tell me you can drown. The meat's gonna burn, uh, it cooks that fast. Oh, I can always
get more. I can always get more it's not that big of a deal. Did it burn?
All right, all right, this is the trickiest situation now building a roof. Oh fuck
This is gonna be bad boys. I'm not known for my roofs
shit the concept's a little fucked here
Yo, are you kidding? Oh, you can turn on auto, you can turn on auto loot. Auto run? No,
you can't. Where? Yo! Wow. Wait, does this auto, oh this auto pull shit from my inventory?
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna need coal anyways eventually so it works. I
Didn't have to babysit this shit
Actual protein brought what you thought I was gonna take more than 10. It's gonna take like 10 minutes
This is unrealistic cooking speed
The protein is not gonna cook this fast
Nice. I can just push it off that. Yeah, how am I, how am I making this right here on
the roof situation. We have a little bit of a problem here. This is like, uh, it's like
HDTV. We got a little problem here. The contractor fucked up. Yeah, the contractor
How the hell do we how the hell do we do this?
You can't just have a doorframe.
I mean you probably can I guess this would be the way to do it.
And then dude two pillars up.
Oh that's exactly it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it boys.
Chill.
Chill.
It kind of seems like you're a dwarf in this game.
I mean before these pillars are not high enough. Bro, are you serious?
Are you kidding me right now? Are you fucking kidding me? Where's the gap?
One of these is literally misaligned on the millimeter.
We got a millimeter-ass mistake.
Dude, that looks so weird.
I mean, it kind of works.
It kind of works.
Why does this fence look fucked?
It looked nice before.
What happened?
Oh.
Missing requirements?
wood all right the roof situation is never is never good for now oh wait this
needs wood as well I don't have any at all shit no man god damn it stone axe
I gotta go punch more stuff.
I gotta just punch like a... branch.
Fucking kick the street.
Ah!
Ah!
Saved.
I'll repair after, okay?
We're taking the long route.
Two broken hammers? I've done a lot of building.
Holy shit! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Nice.
Nothing traveled.
Yeah, looks like a fucking data center. Holy shit, man.
What the hell did I design?
come on man what the hell is that has he dried died to a tree yet no I have it
Oh my god, oh shit, that looked cool.
Alright, I have a lot of stuff now.
Alright, my favorite part of the house, the roof.
gonna be off the dimensions are gonna be off I just know everything is gonna be
terrible we're going with the 45 thatch home depot is this too low yeah who here
has ridiculous amounts of time in what's that game Minecraft what is the
What is the uh, what's the secret the roofs you start from the sides and just build up
I don't know if this is too low where do I start from
There's a ladder
Build off of a roof corner
Is this the right way?
It kind of doesn't look like it is.
Oh, wait a minute.
There we go. 45?
4 of 45. Is that correct?
Maybe lower?
Yeah, that looks good, that looks good.
I'm pretty sure this is okay.
I think that's on correct. It's hard to tell because there's like some fine snapping
Yeah, the way this snaps is weird, I think that's on I swear that looks wrong
Oh
There we go
Buddy, what is this fucking range?
Oh my god.
Can you move this forwards?
Ah, shit, rotate place.
Shit.
Come on, man.
There it is.
no scam I saw red there is some red I do see the red you know it hasn't collapsed
That's the yet so that's a good sign.
Yeah is there a mod for auto collector?
Is it a setting in game?
It is a setting?
I did not see it.
It's just press V.
Oh it's odd now.
Alright, we're gonna go with a flat roof, hopefully this works.
26 degree, there's no flat roof.
Shit.
Unless you can take this and just...
No.
Can you do a 26 inner corner?
Does that actually work?
Yeah, I need some light in this.
This is horrible.
I'm fucking blind.
Insane lighting.
really wow it kind of works it kind of works twenty six
that's not evil out there
Okay, now what are we doing here? What angle? I need like a protractor or something.
Holy, yo, what the fuck? Yo, this looks great! Damn! Uh-oh.
Really? Oh my god, the final touch!
I don't know the angle.
It looks like that, but no.
Leave it open and put a fire in the middle.
I need stone.
I need stone. Can't put fire in your house. Oh really? You can't?
Yeah, maybe like a little pot.
There it is.
Feels good. Sign. Use.
Cognar's house.
There it is, boys! A sheesh!
I'm down by my burner!
Now, how in the hell do you repair, is the question.
I'm hitting 7 and nothing happens.
I'm using it. You are too exposed. I'm literally hitting one. It's too exposed, buddy. Are
Are you fucking joking? Is this a joke, man?
Holy... Bruh, I gotta hold this shit. Oh, you can hold it.
This is actually connect.
Shiiiiiish!
Come on man!
Nice little patiove!
Oh I don't got anything.
All right, all right.
Yeah, maybe I need...
I don't know where to put this.
I'm gonna... oh, I have nothing.
I didn't go farm.
Hey!
The hell out of the house!
Asshole.
Yeah, probably is the window.
some flint
Yeah, necks are good food anyways
I gotta make a bow and a bunch of other stuff. Let me just get more wood
six wood per why not I'm just gonna get a shit ton
I should be I get enough for now
Okay
Yeah, it looks pretty nice now with the roof it looks less like a data center good stuff
It's a little homie now
and what the hell man um you know you man I might need to actually get rid of
some of this stuff because there's too many windows
please work
You bitch you beach tree
Are you fucking kidding?
Dude come on
That's the worst roof oh yeah works now
One E. How do you repair? Right click. Seven. Left click. Hold seven. Is this it? Oh my
item you spam the button to repair holy shit I don't know what to tell you guys
okay I don't know what to tell you there stone axe upgrade you need a two-star
required station level there's like a
little upgrade icon here I'm not sure
what that means maybe I'm not in the
vicinity of the chopping block for this
work bench. Unless this actually upgrades the station. What? Oh, it's just, oh. Stone
Stone axe qualities, stone axe hammer, the hose, stone axe.
I wonder if I can delete any items.
I need this.
I need to go hunt and then also make some crates.
of
of
of
of
I don't really need the hull anymore.
I guess all my food is here.
I don't really need this right now.
Okay.
And now what else?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna go Flint Axe.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm gonna make a bed.
I'm not really sure where to put the bed.
For now, rare.
Sleep without a way in your bed, another proof of your heart would be some chest where you
can store items.
Yes, now I'm gonna go and do it up.
Alright.
I need more, I need leather so I can make a bow.
Triple food buff.
I did.
I set the spawn point.
Yeah, there it is right there.
Uh, it's a data center converted into a lovable space.
You need the rest buff all the time, it helps so much.
Uh, how do you get the rest buff by sleeping or actually sitting down?
You tell me I have to sit down?
Oh, Nirra Fire gives you the buff?
I'll do it when I come back.
Let me just get supplies to make a bow.
I need to kill some gore or something.
I need resin for something as well.
Not too far.
Okay, oh shit, the boss is right there.
Maybe I can beat him with just this weapon.
I just don't know what I'm going up against, to be honest.
Maybe he's the tutorial boss and I'm already good to go kill him.
Yeah, brawl, chill!
Everybody chill!
No one knows.
I think he dropped some leather.
Here, here, here, here, here, here.
Yup.
People with 30,000 hours losing their minds, I know.
Wait, that's a one-star bar.
A barter.
He actually ran the hell away.
The others wanted to fight back.
Yo!
How many, how much leather?
Six leather right now?
Okay, this thing's very good at hiding.
Holy SHIT!
Stratz.
Pretend like I'm dead.
And then attack.
There you go.
There you go.
Get heals, get heals!
Okay, I can make my bow now, which is gonna make me a lot stronger.
I probably can't one-tap this Bambi, yeah.
The spear is very strong.
You can play this online, but you can also play it as a single-player survival game.
It's not online, it's co-op.
I mean, you can make a server.
They're out of all the scraps around the house.
Oh my god, I have everything to make this.
Holy boys.
Is the dock underwater? Partially, yes.
Oh, the water's fuckin' nice in this shit. Goddamn.
Yo!
Oh god.
How much did these cost?
Oh, it's just straight up wood.
I swear this needs, like, a...
This looks like it's starting an endpoint.
Is this a gate?
Fence... gate... long...
I think I got everything back.
oh shit it still looks kind of fucked
I don't follow I don't follow the gate was better
Oh you can't build like this.
There it is, boys.
Pagoli constructions.
Holy shit.
love it they fucking hold on that's huge god damn come on man
do I actually need a paddle or something do you need a paddle for this or a sail
there's more to this isn't there oh yes you got to build that out
Oh nice.
No.
Don't worry, that's fine.
There it is
Yeah
Come on
I'm going back. I was just circling the boat bro. We're going against the wind
One speed against the wind is the way.
And docked, alright, okay so far so good, now I need to, well your bed needs to be placed
near a fire, what?
So can you do it under a fire?
I don't follow.
What the fuck is this game? I don't follow.
You have to use like outdoor stuff, indoor?
Alright, what if I just put this shit here?
There you go.
Whoa.
They call this, uh, it's actually therapeutic.
therapeutic it warms up your bed in the
winter yeah heated floor rested oh that's
the rest of the but you know next time
do that not at this time
Okay, as we went, let's get this, and then realize, fuck, I still need more of this.
Can I just sleep again?
Shit.
I gotta go, uh, can I like kill the boars better with this or something?
I need to get leather ASAP.
More leather.
bore families. Yeah, it's my first time actually giving this a chance. I played it for an hour
when it first dropped on early access so...
I kinda like the knife attack speed.
Oh yeah, the knife is actually pretty nice.
I see no boar anywhere I'm literally leather screwed right now
Now...
Shrooms?
It seems like it's Rush just killing everything for level ups.
buddy there ain't shit
is that a boar?
Oh, I'm gonna miss.
Ah!
Oh wait.
How much, how much?
Oh shit, worth.
Big upgrades, oh my God, big upgrades.
massive recipe unlocked.
Some shrimps.
Let's go back.
Perfect timing.
We got lunch and lunch and supplies. Let's go back home.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. We'll need the coal for something later. Oh yeah, there's stuff in here.
Oh
Yeah, they're hurt that much
Oh bees give you good stamp food.
Alright, now let's see...
Okay, I'm gonna make...
First...
Are you fucking kidding me? I just need wood.
I need wood.
There's actually another deer there.
That is now gone.
I birthed the food again, didn't I?
I totally did.
Oh yeah, I'm actually carrying too much now.
What happened?
If you're gonna tell you, we're gonna get this one down.
Thank you, brah. I know. I'm aware.
I'm aware.
Wait a minute. I'm not aware.
Oh, shit. I'm like super stuffed.
I'll be back.
Oh, there's a bunch of deer there
All right, the other question is does this game pull from your chest if it doesn't I'm gonna be very sage
extreme satchness
It doesn't in 1.0
Oh
You can get mods where how easy is it to get mods
This shit is my cutting my cutting
Thunder store?
Ah, whatever.
You're telling me I gotta actually pick my shit up?
Oy-yoy.
Ah, I am streaming tomorrow, yes.
I am streaming tomorrow. Yes for war dogs. I have yet. I want to I yeah, I will I'll be live tomorrow
Not sponsored I just I'm a fan of some video games
Okay, I think I have everything of use here let's test out the bow
And then let me put this in
And then come here.
I think I have all the tools in this game you use a axe. You don't use a pickaxe.
Oh yeah, and then wasn't there something else? What could this need? Deer hide. Oh.
And then there is a tanner I could make.
Leather, leather, six, six.
Leather tunic.
I
Sure, I got a tannery blueprint a deer rug
Where the fuck was it flint wood leather, let me get on my flint
Wait three flint no, I had like 30 foot right here
what boys then I have 30 flint like right here excuse me there's no way it disappeared
Yeah, the water is so nice in this game.
You dropped it, but I came back unless it deletes items.
Which is odd, I don't know why it would.
It was like right here I got encumbered.
and then drop 30 flint.
Whatever.
Again.
Oh
My god
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Oh now you know someone shooting you?
Okay, he just stopped.
Whatever.
Whatever, man.
Whatever.
Whatever
Those are gonna burn again, I know I'm aware I know they are
Okay, I need flint and leather for that to make a tannery
So I guess I could just go farm and then I'll make a helmet
so
Yeah
And then I am going to put all this in here. I have a bunch of excess food
Kind of like I can just wait here or
Three cooking racks.
There it is, meat-maxing.
One for everybody.
Yeah, this is the way. Look at all the food I'm gonna have. Unless you can only have one,
like, cut to meat and it needs to be... you need a... you need three different types.
It's not like you could have bore meat and like fucking... deer meat.
Wait, does food go bad? No, it does.
In your backpack it goes bad. Shit, man. It doesn't? Oh, good, okay.
Yeah, I feel like I'm ready for the boss. I think I got this now.
I could go farm some more animals.
That's probably the only thing to do.
One more cookin' I'm good.
Buddy.
I don't think it's harder than the Onamusha bosses.
Especially the one I versed yesterday.
The only thing is, is my durability.
Let's go check.
Shit, I should have snuck. I need deer.
hides. Wait, you can parry? Is it just like a perfectly timed block?
Oh my god, that was the fear from earlier.
Oh, that did a lot of H damage
I'm no Stan fuck man, I suck
All right bosses tutorial here we go I got food for days
So I did mention getting the spear I didn't see a blueprint for it
You have found the surface of one of the forsaken to make the correct operating if they're altered
They will come be worried though
The resilient are not easy to raise or cut the wicked weapon down in front of summer and eat a hearty mealy for engaging
Offer?
Hunt his kin.
Oh, I need de- oh, I saw a trophy I had.
Oh, okay.
Let me see.
Just need to do that.
Right here, right here.
You piece of shit.
Come on, man!
Maybe go buy that spear.
Wait, do you stay stealthy even if you miss?
just tripping out. Stay still. There it is, boys. No trophy, though.
Oh, really?
Yo, get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Oh, my God!
Get a lot.
He had a lot.
Oh, yeah, I never crafted a shield, you're right.
Shield, just wooden leather scraps.
Leather trousers, leather tunic.
I think I have everything.
trousers. I aggregate something.
Oh
You guys working together
Damn, did I came to my front door?
Okay, okay!
He rallied the creatures of the forest.
That's bullshit. There's literally a fire underneath.
There's literally a fire right there.
Oh wait, no.
My sauna
It's really like a room and your time is worth the enemy may also be parried
Okay, it said hunt his kin and I saw there is a deer trophy. I wonder if that's what I need
What's really sister camera that's right there is that guarantee yeah, that's just happened I saw
Yeah, the deer trophy. Maybe this is what he needs.
Oh wait, I have two deer trophies now.
And a boar head trophy.
Oh, I see.
Flint Leather...
Shit.
Yo, what the fuck? This fire? Wait, what? Did I not add shit?
You're out of wood. It has fuel. What am I missing?
It needs air? Oh.
But it is.
Shit I need more stones man.
Which I have.
Man this thing does not work in many areas.
Tell me that's close enough.
It is.
Alright, let's go see if I can fight this boss now.
Fully buff this, buff this as I can be.
Here we go.
Yeah, my bow's probably gonna break halfway in.
I'm giving you pieces shite.
There's no way I'm not one-tapping this guy.
Oh fuck.
Where are you asshole?
Oh, and that does no damage.
Shafi for real, you died for this guy initially, didn't you?
I won't judge, I won't judge.
Fuck this guy, he's casually dodging.
I feel like that was a parry.
Oh, you can't parry with this?
There it is, the chosen one.
Very nice, very nice.
Easy clap.
Another victory.
Return to the sacrificial stones, we're here for a steak and chruppy and offer it as a
sacrifice to make the gods smile upon you.
Is there a higher difficulty?
filthy I don't think so. Yeah I gotta go put his head on that area. Let me repair. Oh you
can do hardcore bosses get way harder. Yeah that's the tutorial boss wasn't it? Basically.
I'll go there right now.
I think I'm out of food.
Let's see if I can make this knife or this dagger into a level 2.
This is the tourist biome.
Oh, you can do that when you have the shield equipped.
Okay, I gotta place his head.
Is this the whole game or you kill all the bosses in the biome and then you go to the
the next area.
Wait you kill all these bosses in this biome?
Or is that the boss of this biome?
boss per biome.
Wait.
Oh
Is this like a buff? Oh each one has a buff. Oh shit, that's huge
What the hell?
I have five minutes of
Minus 60 percent stamp. Oh, that's so nice. Is that RNG or is that always the case?
Oh, the black forest.
I feel like now it comes down to, I gotta figure out how to get to the black forest.
Interesting.
Oh
Holy shit
This is the time you farm with your buff.
Alright man, I'm gonna go so far away from home, I need like a port or something.
Wait, do you run faster with nothing in your hands?
all right i hope it is like black forest when you enter so i know
We'll like introduce when you enter a new bio
I reached the student head and had no stem. Oh
Yeah, let's say meadows
nice nice oh I needed that deer you don't feel arrested anymore
Okay, buddy, okay, buddy.
You can mark interesting locations as well, oh, I can't hear.
Yeah, I think I definitely have not found it yet.
back towards the shore so let's probably play this game into like a unarmed kill all bosses
I don't see any black forests around here, this would have been a nice place to build.
too late
all right anything I mean technically the other way to play is to just be like
and go Nomad mode where you just keep quickly making a shack with a crafting
bench. I'm keep moving like that instead of settling down. I'm making a house. You
just make like just quickly two by two shacks with crafting tables.
You'll have a porno later on.
What are the chances of me booking it to the boss and killing him?
No!
Ow!
Found it!
Oh
Come on boys!
Come on man!
Those rocks aren't going to get you far.
There it is.
There it is. And encumbered. Fuck me. God damn it.
AHHHHHHH! PISSING SWEAT!
He has a torch when you see them.
Whoever has it, some traders have found themselves into the 10th world.
If you find yourself in need of special commodities, you might want to seek them out.
One of them is somewhere in the- alright.
How can you hate that but love extraction shooters?
Because you don't get fully slowed down in an extraction shooter and the worth feels
like it's worth more than fucking offline shit.
I don't know, it's psychological buddy, it's psychological.
Psychological Brown
One sec
I
All right
Yeah, I'll be live tomorrow. Yeah, what time does war dogs launch by the way? Is it what yeah? What time is the official launch?
All right, right at noon. Oh shit really, okay
Whoa.
Chomping and playing something else, boys.
I'm playing something else.
That was fun, though.
That was fun.
That was cool.
I'm going to get a drink and we're going to play something else, hold up.
you
Yeah, that was a good shot there, bro.
That was, uh, not bad.
control already brother come on brother yeah let's try wanderberg out this game
was pretty damn good. Oh, I never bought it.
Wanderberg wish listed. Add to cart. Is there a lot better?
The reviews were different about that.
All right, here we go.
Wait, there's a leaderboard in this game?
Of course.
But yeah, anyone who cheats in games and cheats in these leaderboards needs their dicks
chopped off. I agree and agree. Everybody agrees. What? The game's crashed? Oh, the game's
crashed. Too far? Too far? True, true. Too far. Maybe.
This guy's probably cheating, right?
Maybe?
This feels like it has no FPS.
Yeah, this game is not working on my computer.
Can it something pop up that said some shit about smart app?
What did I just see?
What the hell is going on here?
10K PC can't handle this.
Use when game crashes, by the way.
No way I got a DX11 on a Unity game.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Okay, let's see be all four bosses on grasslands one
Green plates I like desert one golden's be all four reasons. Uh, whatever just play the fucking game
Apparently just play the game
Okay, you need silver to upgrade
But I can change my starting module.
Let's just do cannons.
Yesssss!
Collect health to repair, big boxes will heal you.
Very nice.
Okay.
Ability auto-attack.
I'm stuck.
Okay, we got three minutes until the boss shows up.
collecting almost any all these makes it so your bar goes up
i gotta make it so my auto attack is OP as shi-
ah shi-
my beats you are heavy for a castle kill
Well, let's get some wheat.
Alright, what do we have here?
Top mo- we're going pure mortar.
Cannons and mortars.
Oh, that's a solid.
That's good.
That's good.
Man.
Wow.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Wow side module next artifact is 2x stronger. I like that. Oh you collect chests for artifacts?
Yeah, kill this guy fast.
Nice.
More auto-attack.
More.
The archers are gonna be...
They think the cannons are the strongest, but what we actually...
The archers are what does the damage.
Those are going to be insane.
Oh, there's a gold chest in here.
Whoa!
Oh, this is risky.
Oh my god.
Auto attack.
Wasn't worth it.
I guess cannon damage.
Iron bullets.
Let's go with it, this looks like it's worth it.
Oh my god.
Add 40 bonus projectile travel speed.
one health every 10 units you consume.
More auto attack.
I'm gonna get my HP.
Oh my god.
That's not the boss?
No.
Oh my god
That's not the boss
My god the archers are are getting better here
Oh my god effect size affects speed when I go in here just mortar the group
Oh there's a magnet
Oh!
Um, mortar damage, I guess?
Holy shit.
Top mortar?
Oh, there's the boss.
Did it say if I consume 10 units, I get, and there's like vampirism?
Did I read that correctly?
So I just have to drive into the units and it eats them?
As long as it's not calpuring?
Oh shit.
Do we go movement?
A hundred mags?
Three hundred mass?
Let's try this one.
Oh shit, I'm so much faster.
the four charges of cannons on an Archer crew.
You know what I understand,
we got the best archers in all the land.
You may now purchase an Archer tower.
That looks like blue,
or not that's just the corpse of the boss.
There's something down over here
They're owning they're owning
Oh
Mine layer turt, why not get a ram?
We're 30 max HP, yes.
Whoa. Yeah. Archer's actually doing a lot of building damage. Damage, projectile, top
mortar. Max Nitro melee damage 40 projectile travel speed to each module. Max Nitro on level
up seems kind of good actually. Let's let me try one. Let me see at 40 bonus travel
Speed
Auto
Oh my god.
Orangepeed.
Oh my god dude.
Orangepeed.
Orangepeed.
Oh my god, dude!
More HP!
That's a- this is a lot of XP.
Mortar? Oh my. Insane mortar upgrade.
I think that did a shit ton of damage.
This guy's going off the map.
Get more deep ends.
I want that chest!
Come on.
Archers, focus on this.
More arrow damage.
Holy shit, golden bow.
I need a magnet.
I mean bro, it's red.
Projectiles, enemies adds a lot of projectiles to active ability.
Let's go get some HP.
Oh my god. Wow. I should have saved that for the boss.
I
Cheers fuck them up
Damons are overrated
Uh, movement.
Oh my god.
Okay, this was an upgrade.
What are our dailies?
I feel like...
Consume up.
Consume...
Oh, automatic attack shots explode in the star shape.
Okay, reach upgrade level 10 for side, we up for boss 9-over-your-ins, we up for the
human's plane, and then hit two, but that's overall, oh.
Let's see how fast I can kill this thing. Oh, too late. I pushed him out of the zone.
I feel like I'm bullying.
Yeah, I feel like I'm bullying this thing.
More cannon.
Get really lucky with upgrades.
Yeah, make it so my archers like attack faster or something.
Enter, enter, I dare you to enter.
Oh, yeah, those rammers hurt took off so much HP.
Uh-oh.
More cannon damage.
Uh oh, uh oh.
If you die, don't die.
Yes.
Why wouldn't I take that?
I'm scared.
No.
Everything's locked.
What?
I'm not throwing.
Why not?
Leave it up!
Drop some mines.
Thirteen seconds.
You may not purchase- oh okay, I fully did it, okay.
explosion I don't see any HB
Mineler auto attack, I mean Ram CD.
Just this bomb, bomb, take the boss kill.
Holy shit.
That was like instant.
Nice.
Yeah, that's pure damage right there.
Golden bullet.
Pure damage.
Oh, another chest.
15% more arrow damage. Nice.
Top mortar.
Okay, nice.
You get HP as well.
It's gonna drop bombs or some mortar or something.
Chest!
Chest!
Get two levels when picking this artifact?
What do you guys think here? I don't know.
Magnet? 1% magnet?
Yo, that thing has so much HP!
Epic.
Oh my.
Oh, that was a lot of HP.
Let's keep moving here.
Whoa.
That was good damage right there.
the active ability of the module as it's going to restore the auto attack of that module with
a 20-minute faster and 40 bonus max size for projectiles to each module.
Ooh, 40 bonus status effect?
That seems good.
I'm scared for the boss.
I don't know how we're losing this.
Oh shit, that's an owl! On the bottom!
Oh, he got owned.
Okay.
Alright, he died.
Dude, is it worth over-timing or just going to the next?
You need silver for unlocks?
Are you saying it's worth continuing?
To get more silver?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
One per second.
This is how you farm the upgrade material.
One per second, this is how you farm the upgrade material.
So there's Incentive.
everything okay okay yeah it's essentially vampire survivors
I'm really m- nobody went in there.
They went in there.
He's gone.
And he's gone.
I feel like technically, can't you just drive around and dodge and farm?
If anything, the projectiles on the ground will kill you.
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Alright, is this done?
We beat it, right?
This is a three-star difficulty?
Okay, it can't be that difficult.
Oh wait, I have to back out.
Oh wait, no I don't.
So this is where you can get a new captain.
Or change...
Ahhhh...
Damn, things are expensive.
Yeah, I'm going for a bow build.
There must be one that increases 50% auto attack speed.
Place Techno Music only knows one song.
The game runs twice as fast.
Dude, I'm not about to drop 2k on a fucking Techno guy.
five grand I can't even afford her. Everything's so expensive. I can in here
cannon here plus archer combo a fire mage a force mage side melissa archer tower
whatever I just went with those are these auto
Wait a minute, shit.
It's different.
Full bow build.
All right, this is a three-star. Let's see how this is a three-star. What the hell, that's
the Archer Tower? Oh.
Yeah, what if I go pure cool down?
I'm gonna make it so there's no CD.
Yo!
It might be too early to try to farm this, potentially too early to farm this.
I'll get heals. We're going all in on this upgrade.
Break, you piece of shit! Break!
Let's get some luck.
Looks okay, there'll be HP somewhere. I'm fine. It looks worse than it is.
Oh fuck, wait a minute.
Oh shit.
Oh yeah bro, where's the HP?
I see no HP anywhere.
I think it might be GG.
Let's try that again.
This time not trying to attack a mini castle so soon.
I can't afford Techno.
I think I can kill
I'm not sure if those were the right choices, but let's see.
Oh, Rit Yo, come on.
What are we doing there?
Why are you showing me that?
Yeah, the boss is gonna kick my ass this thing is stalling this shit out of me
I love how there's HP everywhere now, like, okay.
I'm just going all archer CD reduction until I realize I threw.
of the
Dude, these abilities are fucking shit!
Dude, are you kidding me?
this random fuck flies in all right fuck the archers give me the cannons give me
the cannons I'm over it cannon-ear crew fucking cannons let's go we don't want
no archers we're gonna pure cannons
The four charges just means more hits, more cannons go out, that's a good thing.
a mortar. Pure cannons.
I feel like charges are the way the effect size I guess is good too.
Just for like the impact blast.
projectile speed cool down I mean 90 damage let's go with this
I'm not sure maybe I could try I'm gonna I've been not going for chest so
not geared up enough let me see if I can pop all my CDs on this
oh yeah okay worth
I guess Super Sizer.
All right, the Swarm is usually what kills me.
Wow, predicted.
Star spread, star spread, activating three different activities whether it is a refund
service or a cooldown.
Ah, let's go Phoenix Feather.
Ow.
What was that music?
What was that music wait was that the feather wait that actually killed me oh my god
Holy shit!
Wow, dude. That explosion? One tap.
I'm a little worried, I'm a little worried.
Lost 23 HP!
Ooh!
Wow, that didn't no damage!
And that is normal range.
Oh, and here comes this fuck.
Oh, no.
Yo, you suck ass.
Cannonball damage.
Defense.
Cannon.
Perfect timing.
Get really lucky with upgrades.
Get really lucky with upgrades.
I swear there was a magnet nearby.
I swear to God, oh yeah right there.
Oh yeah, that king has a chest.
Oh my.
Yeah it's not even collecting this right here.
Magnum my ass, what is this?
Oh yeah, the damage is picking up.
Very very nice.
I guess CD reduction.
Oh my god, golden bullet.
Goddamn.
Very nice.
I might as well just get the ram.
I don't know what my fourth ability is going to be.
So you can consume the soldiers by running into them.
I forgot what it does.
I don't know if it gives you XP or coins on the left.
Let's pretend triangulator's really good.
Bring the swarm!
That was terrible.
More damage.
More cannon tower was I'm far I'm farming now I'm farming this is now officially in
farm mode.
Very nice might as well get the ramp
Top order 15, I don't know is that a level 15 on the cannons
When you attach her to the HVG and possibly even spawn 30 mighty Valkyries.
What?
Sure.
One more level up, one more level up.
What's up that shit is right there
He's leaving he's leaving he's scared
Annihilated.
More defense.
Okay might as well 60 max HP
Alright, I might be the raid boss now.
I think I might officially be the raid boss.
Wow!
Wow!
Yeah, those things are crazy.
Hold on.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
I know, actually whatever, mind-layer.
HB, where are you?
A lot of projectiles on the active.
Hey, nice, nice!
Yeah, what a gap are you man?
Oh shit!
What the hell is this?
Wow.
Nice.
I guess. I think there's one more boss after this. Hold all cooldowns and save for the boss
while dropping some mines.
Ah, shit!
A marnia!
Pushed him out of the mortar zone, yikes.
Here deep ends.
Anymore Nitro.
Oh, another chest.
Oh, another chest.
Oh, another chest.
more Nitro. Another chest.
I have no idea how they're getting through this.
I feel like this is the best.
I feel like it's...
There's no way.
Megabomb with extra steps
Join the castle everybody join up join up
Very nice
Oh my God!
What the hell are these things?
That was scary. I think there's help nearby though.
Well, chess gives you so much HP.
Hey!
More mines.
Very nice, very nice!
Where's the boss at people? Where's the boss?
What? Why is he off the map?
She's not running at all!
What do you say?
There it is, boys!
Okay.
Now I need some HP.
Oh, he has HP.
Wow, that gives nothing.
I
Shit.
Is there no more HP here?
Oh, this is the guy, it's this mind-layer guy.
I'm a little worried.
Oh
Holy shit
What are you saying got a thing to get pushed at all
G.J.
Nothing just tank to push there it is gamer
easy black gamer
easy black gamer
good stuff man, good stuff
Shit!
Not bad, not bad.
Get the techno guy!
I
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
I it was I it was I it was I
whoof he hates gaming bro are you kidding me man we are about to get into some crazy
shit. What do you mean?
um
Um
Mmm
If you don't hey gaming booting up halloween right now buddy how the fucking ween
I don't know about that, brother.
Halloween, bro, you're crazy.
CS matched? It's not happening. Random queue, bro, everybody. Mario Kart has new knockout
maps, doesn't it? They patch them in.
What is this?
Hearth and Hamlet ride that I'm not blind that beater core
So it's one of these guys, but you bring your car into online that's cool man
That's good bruh. That's good dude. I did not see the Mario Kart update at all. I definitely
happened to miss that one.
was Nintendo Direct and they released it today. Oh yeah. True, buddy. True chat. I'm gonna
split. I'm gonna chill here today and then I'm gonna be live tomorrow. So I'm gonna be
streaming seven days. So I'm gonna chill here early and then we get a regular stream tomorrow.
Streaming Thursday because I'm probably gonna play War Dogs like I'll stream. TBH. Yeah,
much earlier because I'm going to be live tomorrow. Sub Sunday as well and then isn't something
happening on Friday.
Okay, is it is the BlizzCon? Is BlizzCon on Friday? Potential WoW? BlizzCon is Saturday.
Wow to Starcraft 3 maybe.
Yeah, I'll be on tomorrow for a regular.
Peace out GGS people.
I'll see you guys then until next time GGS.
Peace out people.
I'll see you on Thursday for another one.
Goodbye chat and during night.