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Oh my god the L was on the last cast me are we getting up on soft chat hurry guys do wing

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yeah what up what up are you guys doing chat yes indeed Wednesday didn't intend to announce

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anything interesting? Metroid or Ravenous? Oh, can you Metroid game? Oh, is this is happening

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here right now. Kirby and the world beyond announced.

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Oh!

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Mm-mm-mm.

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Um.

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Interesting.

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Mm.

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Yeah, I don't know if I honestly,

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Kirby's cool and Metroid school,

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but like I personally don't really care about both IPs.

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Uh, MK World 10 new courses today? Oh really? Yeah, what are the highlights?

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What are the highlights? Onemusha though. Feels good.

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Onemusha though! That was great, man. What a fucking salt. God damn man. Resident Evil this year?

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Onemusha?

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Mm-hmm both just like two solid fucking games man. Oh my

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Crazy did sports resort in October

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What time is the Apple event I might stream tomorrow, I'm not sure I want to I want to actually play war dogs I

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Sorry, I haven't played the game enough

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But we're now hitting a little area where nothing really big is coming out so I can actually indulge in it

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I

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Want to like build shit in the game, I don't know I want to like try there's so many different approaches to it

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I

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Know Valheim 1.0 came out today, I could try that shit out too

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true. True. We got GTA as well. True. I mean, nothing is coming out as in for like a two

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to three day little breakage until shit starts coming out again. Don't get me wrong, bro.

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I could play some fucking Don Walker too, brother!

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I could, I could!

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Yo, I remember one of the dead interviews,

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he's like, so you can technically just go right

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to Branson and try to kill him.

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And he implied that it's possible.

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So yes.

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That would be one play through.

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That would be a style he did say that he said he the dev said it and he's like whoever wants to conquer it

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I forgot the what he said specifically

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But he implied that it's doable, but like you're gonna die like a thousand times

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lane boys come back hype yeah I don't know man you got to relax about that buddy you

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got to relax it's track it have ended my play through hours ago yeah no that's actually

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one thing they mentioned new 2D Metroid. Yeah, I don't really care about Metroid too much Valheim,

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I've never fully played, but this would be a good time to do a Valheim playthrough.

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There is an ending in Valheim, right? Like how much grind to, it's a survival game,

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but is it like you're grinding a shit ton of ore to upgrade your gear and then kill a bunch of

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shit to make leather and then make and then make a bunch of furnaces so you're grinding a bunch

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so then you need storage cases to then is that is that essentially the loop of valhime but like

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obviously you know that's not a bad thing and are like upgrades locked behind the bosses

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you can add a multiplier to the loot

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I guess I'm trying to figure out how you even do a play through of Valheim.

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Don't get me wrong.

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The Twitch viewer fucking loves watching the survival game.

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They love watching Mr. Schriever put shit into boxes.

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I just don't know.

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I don't know.

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It's kind of like no man's sky.

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Is there an ending?

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You know, I could, I could try killing, you know, I, I could, I could load up and kill

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like one or two bosses.

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I feel like if I go with the goal of killing one boss to see what the gist is and what

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the farm ratio is one boss just to see what the fuck's going on.

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That would be bad.

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1.0 people fucking love Valheim

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It's honestly one of the survival games that I probably missed the most

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First boss is like one hour of play it would also be playing it amongst a bunch of motherfuckers who have like a thousand hour or like a hundred hours in it

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I don't know the basics of the game other than hitting shit and collecting. I've never I've played it for 74 minutes

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It's five years ago.

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So I'm in.

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I don't mind.

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Stop sniffling, bitch.

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It's fucking fall now, all right?

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I have a very sensitive sinus.

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Okay, buddy.

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What else?

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Before I watch these,

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I don't see anything else chat

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unless you link me the trailer.

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Nintendo switch sports resort Mario Kart update

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oh shit

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get moving on woohoo island

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in addition to the 12 sports available you can freely explore the island

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Can I play this fucking game on the Switch?

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Is this just the Switch 2 version?

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Oh, this is the sequel to that?

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There's a lot to discover around Woohoo Island.

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Why not take a break and enjoy this charming resort?

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Yeah, what the fuck?

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There's a brand new island crown though that you can play offline.

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I was gonna say, this game's appeal is the online random shit.

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top ranked opponents in each sport by winning matches and increasing your rank

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oh shit there are season champs known as island legends whoa in addition you can unlock a variety

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of customizations in the item center to stylize your me character or sportsman whether you're

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playing online online this is gonna be fun the other one was fun too enjoy all sorts of sports

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with intuitive motion controls if you just queue and matchmaking it would be fun

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launches exclusively on nintendo switch 2 october 22nd pre-orders are available now

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on nintendo e-shop i'll check it out it'll be fun probably good i'm down with that

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archage protocols i got a gameplay overview is this uh aren't there a bunch of different

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Archage is announced, or am I tripping?

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Archage actually looked really good.

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Wait, two days ago?

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Yeah, Archage looked really, really good.

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Ion too looked kind of meh.

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What is this?

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Oh, is this the Metroid?

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I'm not sure a game.

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I am one is it still two o'clock? Oh, is that one o'clock? Oh, shit.

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of

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Okay.

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I don't know man, Metroid's cool bro, but I don't know.

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Metroid's cool?

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I've never fully given a shit about Metroid personally.

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Yeah, that's cool, man

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What

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Metroid dread is amazing buddy amazing is a strong word. What was amazing about it?

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It is though one of the greatest platformers really

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You played dread a lot, I did?

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Maybe I'm not thinking of the right Metroid.

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I was thinking of the, didn't they do like a first person on the game?

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I played it on some Sunday.

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I think it was, it's, I'm not saying, look, I'm not saying the games are bad.

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Like sure I may have played it a lot.

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It is a good game, but I it's not like my favorite fucking IP that I need to see constantly make me a comeback, but it's fucking Nintendo, you know.

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It's one of their main. It's one of their main ones.

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and I'm literally shaking right now buddy relax buddy get this guy fucking blank and what do you mean dude

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bro war dogs is is is gonna be good for sure like I'm excited it's always fun playing him and and seeing what's going on it's gonna be good shit

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But like you got to fucking relax, buddy, and I don't think it's going to be arc Raiders level it's going to attract a variety of gamers.

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It's going to. Yeah, it's it's not it's not going to be like the next arc Raiders level.

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Some people are acting like it's going to be. I don't think so.

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So it's a whole different style, it's a lot, it's a bit more, it's like a light milsim.

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It tries to be like a light milsim.

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A lot more patience involved.

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It will die off in the same time Arc did.

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Is it Arc doing their big update in October or some shit?

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I've seen some people claim that, look, I don't really give a fuck.

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Some people said Arc Raiders is like still wicked good.

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Dude, anyone here still play this?

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That's fine if you do.

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That's fucking crazy.

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Some people like, yo, don't listen to, I agree.

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Fuck the streamer takes or I'll trash.

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I judge you guys for listening to streamers.

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I don't know what to tell you guys. I just press the live button.

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All right. It's your choice to listen.

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I'm just fucking chillin, bro. I got nothing else to do.

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OK, you are the both partners who put the weight on the statement.

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But I'm just saying I saw some people were like, you know,

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people who say that this game is really good still.

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How? How are you still collecting fucking junk and having fun?

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That's crazy. You still bro.

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That's you might they might as well give you one of those fucking little pick things and you can collect trash outside. What do you what?

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What are those fucking long pick things you're collecting plastic.

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Fucking cloth.

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Like the allure and like the most basic resources for how long.

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I commend you for having that much patience in this game's loop.

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This is, Arc Raiders, I glazed the shit out of it.

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It is a great game, but holy fuck, the loot is so shallow.

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If you play this still though, I mean, god damn, bro, that's crazy, dude.

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That's actually like, damn.

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That's like, wow.

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It's an extractor.

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I mean, there's still 25k people play dark and darker first

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Yeah, I guess it's somebody

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I don't even mean it in like a bad way. It's just kind of like

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Yeah

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People are saying the October update if it's like a new map, I don't think that's what it is the game needs like something else

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This game would still be cool if they did like way more player cooperation and you're all versing like massive mechs

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I still think when we have like 50 people in the server killing shit. It looks so good

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That was more fun than just like PvP'ing after a bit and like looting people shit

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They have that this game has a great foundation

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but I think the problem is it falters at the fact that it's just a shallow extractor

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when there's deeper extractors out. I think that's kind of it. Sure, it's like, I don't think it's

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a skill issue. You could just fucking kill everybody and collect all the loot. I guess it's

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fun for a bit, but then it's like, if they had more in like a mode, a bunch of people queued

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into and you brought in like your best gear and you were like actually working together to fucking

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take back the planet so you are all actively trying to fucking kill this threat mode would be cool

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or something because the game is absolutely beautiful destiny type raid are like just

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just like a more mass player rate.

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I don't know.

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They get stuck in their little fucking shit loops

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because half of these devs at the end of the day,

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they just copied the old loops.

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That's what they do.

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That is fucking gaming, bro.

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Battle Royale, what did they do?

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They just copied it and it was just a different aesthetic

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with like different changes.

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But then after a while, it's kind of like, okay.

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That's what these extractors did too.

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Whisper in the fog what is this?

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Arma 4? Oh yeah, Arma 4 was announced right?

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When is that slated to come out?

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They haven't released it

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I've played so many of these, I don't fucking know man, what do you want me to say?

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It always falls on the category of maybe.

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boring as fuck but did a good scary game hits but I mean yeah I played one

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recently though it was actually good on some Sunday that episode zero

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I forgot what it was called yeah hellraiser hellraiser is coming out to

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this one's like a maybe it's kind of like a ominous walk in a forest

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You know? Sure, brother.

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Ominous walk in the forest. There it is.

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Hellraiser won't be scary, yeah, but it'll be like a horror theme.

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I'm not looking to be scared playing Hellraiser, it's more just a horror setting.

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What is this shit? October 8th.

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A.

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Yeah, we could do Valheim 1.0 kill like one or two bosses 1.0.

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Wanderberg came out.

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Mostly positive.

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Is there a lot more content in this game?

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I don't know, bro. I don't know. I want to make my own decision, but I'm seeing some uh, I'm seeing some

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I'm seeing some people say that

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Okay, just do normal resources times three play Valheim with X five resources mod to avoid grinding

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does that kill the experience or does that make it better

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Yeah, we gotta all agree here. Okay. And survival games. It's an arbitrary number. They assigned

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to how many times the player is going to have to fucking hold left click and farm fucking

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stones and trees and shit. Okay. Let's think about this here, people. Okay.

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So you can focus on bosses

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There might be a little rhythm to the upgrade system, but you know

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Vanilla is grindy

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5x 5x where it feels like you need the perfect balance where it feels like you're doing it

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But it doesn't feel like it's grinding

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I'm just particular with my survival games now, okay, bro. I've been playing these fucking games for like 20 years. All right

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It's gay. It's it's it's gonna take a long time. Yeah, maybe I'll hit up some Valheim

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one point or something and then do it up. Let me just download it. It's only four gigs

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anyways. Maybe maybe speedrun Don Walker. You're crazy,

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Yeah, I could actually do that because honestly, I will probably never go back and play Don

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Walker on stream.

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Realistically, the time has passed.

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You're crazy.

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I could though.

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You're such a zoomer.

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You're such a boomer.

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You're such a zoomer.

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Buddy, whatever the fuck, man.

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Tomorrow is another stream.

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Yeah, I could just go straight to the final boss.

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Yo, Halloween.

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Yo, Halloween?

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Oof, nah, uh-uh-uh-uh, Halloween was kind of fun, but I, nah, I think, mm-mm.

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Ah, I don't feel like queuing anymore. I don't feel like queuing anymore.

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Mm-mm.

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After yesterday, I played it enough, and now I think the game kinda is boring as fuck.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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Uh-uh, it's like funny.

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It's funny, nah, uh-uh-uh, it's fucking boring now, dude.

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It's not satisfying hunting the players and stuff and then playing the survivor feels kind of like a sloth

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Yeah, you're just terrible at it. I don't think it's a skill issue, bro

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Why do you think it always comes down to a fucking skill issue buddy?

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You're like, I don't know how to like what are we even talking about here?

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How many hours do you have in it? It's literally not a skill issue the game inherently sucks as

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I don't know what you're like. What are we saying here?

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Like it's kind of mostly positive though

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Chat all you can suck my balls. All right, if you are not fucking playing this game a week from now

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I'm your permaband

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Half you motherfuckers just say dumb shit and have nothing to back it up with there's no fucking way you believe that that heavily

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This game is probably gonna be dead in like two weeks because it is a very shallow game at the end of the day

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There's no incentive fully to keep on fucking grinding

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The killer is fun for a couple of rounds and then he's boring as fuck

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Like what are we talking about here?

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Okay, I guess it's ADD. Okay, if you aren't playing this shit in two fucking weeks band

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You're just bad. All right, sure

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Sure

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It's not being tilted bro, you guys are hilarious. You're literally fucking content bro like what you're you are the emotional one

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What are we talking about? I'm writing the emotion in the text. I don't give a fuck. I'm responding

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Tilted it's more hilarious

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Because there's no fucking way

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Could it kill Brensys by now I don't think so if I were to do that it would take like a shit 10 of a tense

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Having fun with friends in a fun game. Yeah, but I'm looking at it in the lens of playing

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like how Texas Chainsaw was and Dead by Daylight as well. You're looking at it from a friend

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slop perspective. So you're a fucking idiot. What are you talking about?

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Texas chainsaw had more incentive to queue. Like, right? I didn't want to hear, bro,

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who here played Texas chainsaw? Are you do have incentive to keep chewing Halloween?

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chainsaw felt more like there was more to do

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the halloween game like i would love dude i wish the game was more fun i would honestly load up

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right now i just don't feel like loading up the exe already i was excited for it too

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yeah texas i loaded up for like a week all of those games are boring everybody's looking

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looking for a game like it that isn't dead by daylight.

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Need incentive? I would say so.

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What? I mean, why not?

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the loop is that fun I guess so shit maybe I'm you know what maybe maybe I just

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don't like video games anymore maybe you're right I'm still banning you if

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you're not literally playing Halloween next week by the way and you don't have

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100 plus hours prove to me this the gamer you are buddy no no bro come on

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no you better fucking show me next week I better see a hundred fifty I better

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you at the top of the fucking leaderboard buddy, okay?

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You better be a mega fan, all achievements.

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This really fun, Andy, you're trying to ragebate me, but it's not going to work, friend.

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You're trying at this point plus one engagement, brother.

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Brother guy.

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Send another one, bro. Send another one.

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Give me another one, bro.

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Already worked bro. I'm literally stalling for 24 minutes. I can't start a game now because there's fucking Apple events happening.

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I told you you're literally my content. I have nothing else to do.

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I told you, this is not going to work.

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Just play some GEO.

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I would rather fucking respond to

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comments and different emotions that you

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pair socially fucking interpret than

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fucking figure out what EXE to

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load up to play for 20 minutes.

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Like, come on.

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Apple Slop buddy, it's once a fucking year, alright, relax.

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We're gonna see what's happening.

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Why are you larping watching an Apple event, buddy?

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What are we even saying here, buddy?

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Are you like 40 and you just are using that word in your vocab?

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I know that's the new one.

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That sounded like you tried really hard adding it

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to find like a new word to add,

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and you tried applying it there.

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Guys, there's so much resistance here on the Apple event.

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What the fuck, mom?

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What the hell?

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Aren't you a little curious?

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Bro, if there was a big Android event, I'd watch too.

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I like seeing tech shit.

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How is this fucking weird, dude?

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We watch this every year.

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This is like the yearly DMCA.

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Apple is dog shit?

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I agree, I agree.

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I agree Apple is dog shit, but...

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I guess so. Yeah.

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Bro, it's been good stall content for like the past four years of watching it.

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Are you guys like finally over it or something?

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Have you guys finally like absorbed enough information and been online for so long that you just like, you don't want to watch that anymore?

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It makes sense. That's called growth

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There is never anything new same watch now you're right same phone same Mac

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Same dog shit, bro. That's life

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New price

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There's people like this every year you're just reading chat for the first time because

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you're not playing anything and maybe just more expensive and with less RAM now and more

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AI everything.

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Yeah.

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I guess it's still kind of just like interesting like even watching the Nvidia keynote when

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it drops because they are the fucking tech overloads at the end of the day it's kind

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of just seeing what these motherfuckers have decided to present for the year and their

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hour to the public okay I don't know what to tell you bro

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Um, but yeah, bro, I would get a zombie I literally mentioned

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That's just the crazy part. It's just I even mentioned that was like I would get a zombie

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All right, fine, I'll get an apple up low fucking salad bitch, okay, I'm gonna get a fucking Android

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All right, I think they're showing I missed it

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Just get a Nokia

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I mean, yeah, for sure the phone hype and no one gives a shit anymore. Honestly. It was fun on the initial rise up now

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No, I fucking cares

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The phones are good enough. What else do you need on the device? There's literally nothing else you need

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There's no phone hype the race of who could get the the best tech in your hand was cool

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It was it was fun to watch

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But yeah, I mean what innovation do you even want anymore in the phone there is no innovation

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It's just like fine. The fine tuning. I feel like it's already fine tuned

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Now it's just like Call of Duty

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Yeah, I mean a fine it is kind of like Call of Duty ish right now

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They're not they just fucking release it just to release it. There's like four already planned. We're seeing it

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Like the phone we're seeing right now

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Is like

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One of four already in production actually now this one this one's coming out been

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2027 is in production

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80% complete, 2028 is like 30% complete, 2029's edition is just getting started.

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They're going to announce the AirPods with cameras.

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I heard about that.

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I did hear about that.

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I don't know if that was rumor.

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I don't know how that works.

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I don't know.

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I think that was just bullshit.

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I don't know if that was bullshit, though.

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I see how people are weird about the glasses

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that you can record with, like I totally see that.

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If they apply that to the AirPods, I don't think so.

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People use AirPods all the time.

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It's got to be super obvious.

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I hope they don't do that.

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The glasses are fucking weird.

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But if they just throw a camera into the air pod,

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that kind of, mm-mm.

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That must have been bullshit.

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That must have been bullshit, no way.

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Oh yeah, what about that?

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L-G-O, my God.

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Am I staring?

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Wait, hold up.

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Yeah, what about the LG thing? I don't know if that was legit or not, but

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How it's the microphone and the LG TVs or whatever the fuck

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Even if you disconnect all the microphone stuff, it's still like

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records

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And gets captured not only LG was that actually real was that legit?

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Almost every TV has it

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So as the caveat is all TV, it's not just LG, it was just found through the LG.

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Every device has it.

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Bro, this is like microplastic shit.

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Fast forward.

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By the way, by the way, everything has microplastics by the way, every fucking brand, every brand

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through their listing right now, whatever.

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Come on, man.

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LG is just very blatant about it.

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Yeah.

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Sure.

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Why?

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I don't think so, bro.

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If they put a fucking camera in the AirPods, honestly, that's just, that's

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seems kind of stupid at the it's starting to get a little bit.

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I don't fucking know, man.

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Let's see.

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I don't even know, man.

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I don't even know.

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It is a little bit kind of like just updating just to update.

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It is getting a little bit to the point of updating just to update.

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Chat, we're watching this shit.

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If it's bad, it's literally an hour, okay?

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We're watching this.

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Gotta satisfy the shareholders,

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isn't that what it's always about?

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What are the chances they've listened to me

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out of billions of people?

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Did you need a firmware update, your toothbrush?

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How the fuck has Apple not come up with a toothbrush yet?

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It connects to your fucking phone.

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I'm not saying, I'm not telling them they should do it.

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I'm just saying, how have they not?

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I know, I saw Dyson did it.

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I thought that was April Fools.

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I did, I thought it was.

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Some of the tech shit that comes out now

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is so fucking random.

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Like, I don't know if that's honestly gonna help you.

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Needing a closeup of your teeth

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unless you wanna like download it

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that when you go to your dentist, you like,

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oh, here's me brushing my teeth.

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Don't fucking, do you have VLC on your computer

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and you can like watch it?

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I don't know.

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Like what, why do you need a recording of that?

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Camera to train the AIs?

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You know what?

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Maybe.

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Only because true.

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You can feed it all of the recorded footage

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of how people are brushing their teeth

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all different types blah blah blah but like who the fuck is honestly buying that

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uh i'm not a lot of Dyson shit sucks balls okay a lot of Dyson stuff is ight a lot of it

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is just marketing no dude the vacuums are okay bro okay as a vacuum buyer all right

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the Dyson's are I swear to God roads all about the shark shark meal meal a whatever

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the fuck it flosses and brushes yeah but that's not isn't it like a $400 toothbrush

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or some shit it's it flosses and brushes yeah but you can get like a you

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You can already get those, that's not new shit.

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You can get one that is way cheaper, that sprays water between your teeth and brushes.

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So water flosses, it does the same thing.

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That one just is Dyson and has a camera and it looks a little fancier.

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So it's way more expensive.

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Yeah, you can just get like a water pick.

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But they don't say Dyson.

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Dude, that's how a lot of girls shop, bro. Relax.

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That's like...

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Come on, man. That's too much emphasis on the brand.

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This was Samson's last show. Motherfucker!

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Wait, was it really Galaxy S26 and a nutshell?

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What do you mean says Apple fanboy bro?

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Who the fuck is an Apple fanboy dude?

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What are you even talking about?

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I don't know what you mean they you brought what I told you brought it's literally just

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curiosity buddy I do have a fucking iPhone I had an Android then went to iPhone and

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I totally would go back to Android but I just don't give that big of a fuck to switch

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because it's just a fucking phone.

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Yeah, that's kind of it I

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Just told him I told bro earlier in the year I told you I was gonna get the fucking zow me buddy

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What the hell and you guys were like Chinese spy load you what fucking Chinese fucking model it up, bro

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And I was like oh shit my bad you guys you you are the buffers all right you guys are the buffers

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that always make me not do it. I was curious. I mentioned it. I was gonna do it. Just get

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another iPhone. I don't even think I'm gonna upgrade this year. I think I did like two

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years ago and this one's fine. Every reviewer is saying that the last OPPO X Ultra

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is the best smart phone ever. The division DLSS 5.

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Oh, yo, they need to just like, yo, they should just like avalanche to just take

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the blueprint of the city or something and just like they need to reuse this

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this city there's so much work put in this that it's sacrilege for it to die

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fucking take this city and make it into like the Superman game or something I

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don't know bro

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whoever does on the map designers like actually we're like meticulous on every

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roads detail looks like an AI video sure brother I'm at massive not avalanche true

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No, they didn't want that they do Washington Division 2's map doesn't hit as hard

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This map was like a character in the game

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I feel like that should that was kind of Division 2's is not memorable. It's not a memorable map

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It's a forgettable just getting some games have the map is very memorable this one is that

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It was fun grinding this game when it first came out.

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The E3 reveal into the downgrade, I remember.

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when things were simple and people used to Pog get somebody just shutting a door in a video game.

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I remember that first ever extraction mode the city in Demos always the highlight yeah it was

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shit broad chat we're gonna fuck we're just gonna we're gonna check this out and then

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Hmm, maybe I'll hit up some Valheim

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One point. Oh, maybe one or two bosses. I'm a little and I'm a I'm in a little bit of a limbo right now. I

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Know we got GTA. I know

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It would kind of just be like

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Going in there and just like

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Yeah

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Doing it up

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Just kind of fucking around a little bit

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Plus checking out the update and

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Then I might be live tomorrow because I want to give war dogs a good shot. I feel like it's the

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First FPS in a while. I haven't really played

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But yeah, and then what then next week Wolverine's coming out I'm 50 50 on Wolverine

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I'm probably gonna beat it. I think it will be a fun just

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Popcorn game

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I'm not like super fucking hyped for it

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But it'll be fun. I think it'll be fun enough

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It'll be fun enough

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Looks ass, you know, I've seen tidbits here and there but

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No, no, I I I gotta play it myself. I gotta see

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You know what yes hashtag add but I would have played it anyways okay motherfuckers here

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every day and so does it realize I play everything relax buddy buddy I was gonna play it anyways

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I'm sorry my fucking name is up in the goddamn folder of yo we should call back this guy

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All right, suck my balls.

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The death rag ball animation for war dogs needs an overhaul.

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It's an, I don't know, it's an early access.

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That's a lie, you barely play variety only popular games.

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Brother, I don't know what you want from me then.

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I played like, I streamed like 4,000 plus games last year.

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Okay, I don't know what to tell you, bro.

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I don't know what to tell you at this point, bro.

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I'm coming up on two decades of streaming, buddy.

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What are we trying to change here at this point?

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Okay, what are we doing at this point?

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What the fuck are we doing at this point, bro?

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played only.

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4000 playing only a 100 beaten you fuckin love it buddy.

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You love the style following since 2016 you fucking love that

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ship. right. You love that you saw you experience 4000 worlds

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partially. I told you this this this channel has always

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been like.

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I

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Three minutes, bro, there's 400,000 people here. Okay fucking

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Biasfambolas, bro. Holy shit. Let's fucking tune into what these these fucking bambolas are watching

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Right. Let's go on with that logic. How many beers does the Android big event usually get?

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Introducing I don't do fucking anything. Sit on the fucking couch. AI can now do fucking

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everything with I don't do fucking anything. Introducing I don't do fucking anything.

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All right, let's see here.

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They waiting on the 2200 iPhone fold. Yeah.

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Listen, listen, this is a good time. This is, yeah.

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Guys, come on, come on, guys, guys.

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I know there's at least one of you motherfuckers who probably posts on the Apple forums or the Android forums, okay?

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So this is enemy territory.

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Alright, let's put our fucking pitchforks down. Alright, I don't know if there's active forum users here.

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I don't know how deep the fanboyism goes

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Where's the event bro

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The annual DMCA

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No man sky up a

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Apple shoes

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What is this man what is this what is this we're gonna have to nuke the whole

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VOD.

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Nukit.

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What do we have here?

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Okay, if there's one thing, if there's a new AirPod,

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how much better could you make the fucking AirPod?

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You just want to listen to shit.

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It's not that deep.

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Not a shit audio quality.

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Like, battery life?

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Yeah.

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Bro, if the LG TVs are listening, the fucking iPhone's been listening.

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Here's one.

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Open on a man's face.

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Half lit by flame.

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And he drops the ladder.

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Fired as the rest.

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He walks away.

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And he never looks back.

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Nah, you gotta open like this.

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chemicals down the hallway towards a kid just a normal kid except

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no here's a better one open on a woman in a bathroom slow push in to her reflection

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You call that an open end?

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This is an open end.

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Is it?

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I get a way to drive a slow, isn't it?

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Bro, I'm pretty sure my Siri is still in, like, setup status for, like, two years.

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Siri's been trying to gain access.

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What's up, Buttercup?

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Forget all that. Keep it classic.

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Open on an aerial shot, high above the California coast.

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A car drives down the highway, then it disappears into a tunnel.

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Cut to an interior. Camera follows a mysterious figure

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before revealing our main character.

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No, no, no, no, no, not me, that's your guy, that's your opener.

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What the hell, bro?

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Welcome to Apple Park.

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I am so thrilled to be here today.

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Before we get going, I want to take a moment to express what an extraordinary privilege

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it is to represent the remarkable teams here at Apple.

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I have spent much of my life at this company, and I continue to be inspired every single

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day by the curiosity, invention, and relentless pursuit of excellence that define Apple.

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Our teams bring an incredible level of collaboration and care to everything they do.

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Creepy background.

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All in service of a mission that has guided us from the very beginning to make the best

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products in the world.

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Every day people around the world rely on our products to create, learn, live healthier

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lives and stay connected to the people and things that matter most. And the values at the heart of

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Apple continue to guide everything we do. As we look ahead, we see a future filled with enormous

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discoveries. This guy is in a Unreal Engine right now. AI makes entirely new kinds of experiences

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possible. In a studio somewhere. Even more useful when it brings together your life

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with the apps, services, and products you use every day.

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And this means the product at the center of your experiences

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becomes even more essential.

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What I like to think of as an intelligent, personal...

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This guy's probably fake and what fucking Siri manifested as a human.

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...and a deep understanding of more personal contact with us.

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...that makes this idea so powerful.

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Now, if you were designing the ideal version of this hub from scratch,

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how would you do it?

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Well, first, you would want something that is always with you,

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deeply personal and able to bring intelligence to the moments when it matters most.

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You'd require a powerful processor that can run incredibly capable on-device models

01:00:00.800 --> 01:00:03.300
to quickly answer questions in the moment

01:00:03.300 --> 01:00:08.900
and pervasive networking to access knowledge and even more capable models in the cloud.

01:00:08.900 --> 01:00:12.800
You'd need a large, beautiful display to show rich content.

01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:15.400
You'd add high-quality cameras and microphones

01:00:15.400 --> 01:00:20.440
so we could see and hear and reason over the sites, sounds, and the world around you.

01:00:21.160 --> 01:00:23.320
Of course, you get it all day battery life.

01:00:24.120 --> 01:00:27.000
You'd want it to be super easy to use without a big learning curve.

01:00:27.800 --> 01:00:33.400
And finally, you'd want it to work seamlessly with your other devices, apps, and services.

01:00:33.400 --> 01:00:35.880
So it feels like one integrated experience.

01:00:36.760 --> 01:00:40.760
In other words, you would arrive at something remarkably familiar,

01:00:40.760 --> 01:00:45.080
because there's no product in the world better designed to be your intelligent personal hub

01:00:45.080 --> 01:00:47.080
than iPhone.

01:00:53.960 --> 01:00:59.640
As your personal hub your iPhone can do so much more for you because it understands your context.

01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:07.640
This includes your calendar, your relationships, your routines, the most private details of your daily life.

01:01:07.640 --> 01:01:09.160
Feels bad all three are empty.

01:01:09.160 --> 01:01:12.120
Now others see that data as something to collect and store.

01:01:12.120 --> 01:01:16.520
They move it to their servers and ask you to trust them.

01:01:16.520 --> 01:01:22.280
But honestly, trust only goes so far when your data is no longer yours to control.

01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:26.640
That's why Apple Intelligence runs on device whenever it can.

01:01:26.640 --> 01:01:31.040
When greater capability is needed, Private Cloud Compute extends that same level of

01:01:31.040 --> 01:01:36.840
privacy protection, ensuring that nobody, not even Apple, can access what's yours.

01:01:36.840 --> 01:01:40.480
It's personal intelligence, which is actually personal.

01:01:40.480 --> 01:01:43.320
iPhone sits at the center of an amazing ecosystem

01:01:43.320 --> 01:01:45.760
of intelligent features and experiences

01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:49.480
that work seamlessly across the products you use every day.

01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:52.120
From Siri becoming more capable and more personal

01:01:52.120 --> 01:01:54.080
across your Apple products,

01:01:54.080 --> 01:01:57.320
to meaningful health insights with Apple Watch,

01:01:57.320 --> 01:01:59.200
to powerful new AirPods features

01:01:59.200 --> 01:02:02.800
like live translation and so much more.

01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:06.600
Simply put, iPhone brings powerful AI capabilities

01:02:06.600 --> 01:02:09.680
together with your personal contacts on the device

01:02:09.680 --> 01:02:12.160
you have with you all the time.

01:02:12.160 --> 01:02:14.800
So today, we're gonna take these experiences

01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:18.280
even further with the next generation of iPhone.

01:02:18.280 --> 01:02:20.380
Oh, fuck, they're making a console.

01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:26.480
Once you've been to the moon, where do you go next?

01:02:29.800 --> 01:02:30.640
Back to work.

01:02:33.920 --> 01:02:35.720
You start with the chip.

01:02:35.720 --> 01:02:38.040
You engineer a new CPU core.

01:02:38.040 --> 01:02:45.880
engineer a new GPU core. You add a second neural engine until you built the fastest chip ever put

01:02:45.880 --> 01:02:53.240
in an iPhone. Next, you give it the longest battery life in iPhone history and the most advanced

01:02:53.240 --> 01:03:03.160
pro camera system ever. To improve low-light photography, amplify creative control and shoot

01:03:03.160 --> 01:03:09.960
like a pro. This is what happens when you go to the moon. Come back and ask, what's next?

01:03:12.840 --> 01:03:18.120
Bro, I don't even remember what number I have. Introducing iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max.

01:03:18.120 --> 01:03:22.120
I think this one's the 16th. We made massive advancements in the most important areas.

01:03:22.120 --> 01:03:30.200
Called up. Intelligence, performance, battery, and camera. iPhone 18 Pro's gorgeous design

01:03:30.200 --> 01:03:37.080
Now includes color matched aluminum and back glass for a more cohesive look it comes in an incredibly deep black

01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:41.840
The silver that's now even almost the iPhone air a

01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:50.600
Fresh new color we call glacier. Oh, yeah, and we're excited to introduce burgundy a sophisticated and unique new color

01:03:54.000 --> 01:03:58.920
iPhone 18 pro introduces helpful AI that centered around you and your needs

01:03:58.920 --> 01:04:00.920
Here's Lillian to tell you more.

01:04:03.920 --> 01:04:08.920
iPhone 18 Pro is built to take full advantage of all the capabilities of Apple Intelligence

01:04:08.920 --> 01:04:12.920
and deliver experiences that are more powerful and flexible.

01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:19.920
You can access to our latest Apple Foundation models, including the most advanced on-device model we've ever created.

01:04:19.920 --> 01:04:24.920
Plus, you can draw on even more powerful AI models on private cloud computers.

01:04:24.920 --> 01:04:28.920
Is it Apple Intelligence? Is it just ChatGPT?

01:04:29.920 --> 01:04:30.920
Or no, I don't know.

01:04:33.920 --> 01:04:34.920
I have no idea.

01:04:35.920 --> 01:04:36.920
Is it Gemini?

01:04:36.920 --> 01:04:37.920
Ah.

01:04:54.920 --> 01:05:00.600
further than ever before. Siri, what did mom mention she wanted to make together during her visit?

01:05:01.640 --> 01:05:07.160
Siri finds your personal context across apps, like mail and messages. She is not my mom,

01:05:07.160 --> 01:05:14.520
she is our mom now. She mentioned in a message that she wants to make one of grandma's pies

01:05:14.520 --> 01:05:21.720
together when she visits. You can let Siri see what you see and combine it with up-to-date

01:05:21.720 --> 01:05:27.840
broad-world knowledge to answer your questions add the rest of the ingredients

01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:32.400
all need to my grocery list and Siri can take action in the apps you already use

01:05:32.400 --> 01:05:37.840
including third-party apps like stuff. Siri AI can find what you need and get

01:05:37.840 --> 01:05:42.680
more done than ever and it already works seamlessly with over 300,000

01:05:42.680 --> 01:05:46.240
dollars. You can continue to take action in apps you already use with

01:05:46.240 --> 01:05:51.000
Siri like texting a friend in WhatsApp or playing a book on Audible and it's

01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:55.040
It's easy for developers to adopt new capabilities, too.

01:05:55.040 --> 01:05:57.720
So you can ask Siri AI to draft an email and outlook.

01:05:57.720 --> 01:05:59.160
Wait, what was she trying to make?

01:05:59.160 --> 01:06:00.360
Homework assignment and notability.

01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:02.320
Wasn't it just three fucking ingredients?

01:06:02.320 --> 01:06:04.320
Recommendation to Tripsy.

01:06:04.320 --> 01:06:05.320
Wouldn't you just know that?

01:06:05.320 --> 01:06:06.920
You can have rich conversations with Siri

01:06:06.920 --> 01:06:09.960
using voice or typing across your iPhone

01:06:09.960 --> 01:06:11.720
and in the all-new Siri app that's

01:06:11.720 --> 01:06:13.880
right on your home screen.

01:06:13.880 --> 01:06:17.040
The Siri app is great for revisiting a past conversation

01:06:17.040 --> 01:06:18.080
or kicking off a new app.

01:06:18.080 --> 01:06:18.800
She's new, she's new.

01:06:18.800 --> 01:06:21.800
and it uses iCloud to sync conversations privately

01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:23.960
across your Apple products.

01:06:23.960 --> 01:06:27.640
As you just saw, Siri is also built right into the camera app

01:06:27.640 --> 01:06:29.000
on your iPhone.

01:06:29.000 --> 01:06:31.760
So you can ask questions and take actions,

01:06:31.760 --> 01:06:35.480
like adding multiple events to your calendar all in one go.

01:06:37.200 --> 01:06:39.760
Not only that, you can write and edit with Siri

01:06:39.760 --> 01:06:41.440
virtually anywhere you type,

01:06:41.440 --> 01:06:43.840
like generating an email to your kid's soccer coach

01:06:43.840 --> 01:06:45.360
while on the go.

01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:48.600
Plus, Siri AI sounds incredible.

01:06:48.600 --> 01:06:54.360
That's because iPhone 18 Pro takes advantage of our most advanced on-device model ever, which

01:06:54.360 --> 01:06:56.820
powers expressive voices.

01:06:56.820 --> 01:07:01.480
You can pick from multiple options, then customize the pace and expressivity.

01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:02.480
Hi.

01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:03.480
Hi.

01:07:03.480 --> 01:07:04.480
I'm curious who you is.

01:07:04.480 --> 01:07:05.920
Let's find the right voice for you.

01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:07.160
Let's find the right voice for you.

01:07:07.160 --> 01:07:09.480
I'll practice some things I like to say while you listen.

01:07:09.480 --> 01:07:10.480
Hi.

01:07:10.480 --> 01:07:12.000
Let's find the right voice for you.

01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:16.320
This on-device model also enables more accurate system-wide dictation, making

01:07:16.320 --> 01:07:21.320
it easy for you to get punctuation, spelling, and capitalization just right.

01:07:21.320 --> 01:07:26.320
Beyond Siri AI, Apple Intelligence also boosts your productivity.

01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:32.320
In Safari, it powers NotifyMe to monitor a webpage and automatically let you know about a change.

01:07:32.320 --> 01:07:37.320
In shortcuts, you can make personalized automations just by describing them,

01:07:37.320 --> 01:07:41.320
like updating your calendar and reminders each time you receive an email or a call.

01:07:41.320 --> 01:07:52.100
That's the fastest way to get a normie into AI.

01:07:52.100 --> 01:07:58.460
You gotta go get like a chat GPT subscription and shit, or like a perplexity subscription.

01:07:58.460 --> 01:08:02.500
This is like, boom, you got your fucking thumb.

01:08:02.500 --> 01:08:07.580
People aren't looking that deep.

01:08:07.580 --> 01:08:08.580
Oh, YouTube's down?

01:08:08.580 --> 01:08:10.580
Yeah, that's normal.

01:08:10.580 --> 01:08:11.580
Welcome.

01:08:11.580 --> 01:08:18.240
Like the upgraded cleanup tool with higher quality infill for complex scenes, extend, which expands

01:08:18.240 --> 01:08:24.820
your images to give subjects more breathing room, and the powerful spatial reframing tool

01:08:24.820 --> 01:08:29.220
which lets you change the camera's perspective and how the photo was taken.

01:08:29.220 --> 01:08:33.820
So you can adjust the composition to make a big difference in the framing.

01:08:33.820 --> 01:08:38.860
We couldn't be happier for how iPhone 18 Pro delivers deeply personal intelligence

01:08:38.860 --> 01:08:41.140
with the power to transform so many things

01:08:41.140 --> 01:08:43.360
that you do every day.

01:08:43.360 --> 01:08:45.140
Apple Intelligence will be available

01:08:45.140 --> 01:08:47.020
in 16 supported languages

01:08:47.020 --> 01:08:49.380
with our products releases this month.

01:08:49.380 --> 01:08:51.980
Siri AI is rolling out in beta in English

01:08:51.980 --> 01:08:54.940
with support for French, Japanese, Korean,

01:08:54.940 --> 01:08:57.900
Portuguese and Spanish coming in October.

01:08:57.900 --> 01:08:59.620
Some features will have usage limits

01:08:59.620 --> 01:09:02.780
because they rely on powerful server models.

01:09:02.780 --> 01:09:04.380
Increased access will be available

01:09:04.380 --> 01:09:06.740
with most iCloud Plus plans.

01:09:06.740 --> 01:09:08.340
Now over to Shree to tell you

01:09:08.340 --> 01:09:11.940
about the powerful Apple silicon at the core of iPhone 18 Pro.

01:09:11.940 --> 01:09:31.820
The new on-device capabilities of Apple intelligence and Siri AI demand even more compute.

01:09:31.820 --> 01:09:36.540
To power these, we have to push performance to a whole new level and advance the way

01:09:36.540 --> 01:09:42.920
we build chips for iPhone. The result is A20 Pro, an exceptional chip that sets a new

01:09:42.920 --> 01:09:48.020
bar for mobile computing. It starts with a brand new architecture that's built on the

01:09:48.020 --> 01:09:54.380
latest 2nm technology. These smaller, more densely packed transistors enable upgrades

01:09:54.380 --> 01:10:01.140
across the entire chip. A20 Pro has our latest 6-core CPU, featuring two of our

01:10:01.140 --> 01:10:04.940
are new supercores that are up to 20% faster

01:10:04.940 --> 01:10:07.940
and for efficiency cores, all integrated

01:10:07.940 --> 01:10:11.780
with neural accelerators that power low latency on-device

01:10:11.780 --> 01:10:13.500
AI workloads.

01:10:13.500 --> 01:10:16.060
Our newest supercores are desktop class

01:10:16.060 --> 01:10:20.220
and by far the fastest in any smartphone.

01:10:20.220 --> 01:10:23.300
A20 Pro has a significantly advanced GPU

01:10:23.300 --> 01:10:26.540
with faster graphics rendering and improved AI performance

01:10:26.540 --> 01:10:28.300
for image generation.

01:10:28.300 --> 01:10:30.740
The new GPU has a seven-core design,

01:10:30.740 --> 01:10:34.180
enabling up to a 40% increase in performance.

01:10:34.180 --> 01:10:37.660
This is a huge gain in just one generation.

01:10:37.660 --> 01:10:39.540
We increased internal bandwidth,

01:10:39.540 --> 01:10:41.380
added micro-architectural improvements

01:10:41.380 --> 01:10:44.080
that specifically target high-end games,

01:10:44.080 --> 01:10:47.460
and introduced a new version of our neural accelerators

01:10:47.460 --> 01:10:51.340
with 2X faster 8-bit floating point math.

01:10:51.340 --> 01:10:54.260
These neural accelerators power advanced AI

01:10:54.260 --> 01:10:57.380
like running third-party LLMs on device.

01:10:57.380 --> 01:11:00.760
A20 Pro has another massive upgrade.

01:11:00.760 --> 01:11:03.100
The Neural Engine is a dedicated,

01:11:03.100 --> 01:11:05.280
highly focused AI accelerator

01:11:05.280 --> 01:11:08.080
that we've been advancing year after year.

01:11:08.080 --> 01:11:12.480
We've added a second Neural Engine for a total of 32 cores.

01:11:12.480 --> 01:11:15.560
This provides two X to compute power.

01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:17.680
A20 Pro is the ultimate chip

01:11:17.680 --> 01:11:20.240
for running advanced on-device models.

01:11:20.240 --> 01:11:22.900
The CPU, GPU, and Neural Engine improvements

01:11:22.900 --> 01:11:26.880
all leverage a 50% increase in memory bandwidth.

01:11:27.380 --> 01:11:31.220
This is the widest memory interface we've ever shipped in an iPhone.

01:11:31.220 --> 01:11:31.900
Yeah, true.

01:11:31.900 --> 01:11:34.740
Is that lay-in a lot to actually work in your ship, pay-to-access?

01:11:34.740 --> 01:11:36.540
On A20 Pro.

01:11:36.540 --> 01:11:38.620
In order to unlock these capabilities,

01:11:38.620 --> 01:11:42.060
we had to redesign the physical package of the silicon.

01:11:42.060 --> 01:11:47.540
A20 Pro introduces custom packaging inspired by our M-series chips

01:11:47.540 --> 01:11:50.980
with the silicon die now placed side-by-side with memory.

01:11:50.980 --> 01:11:55.820
This removes the memory from the SOC and lets us connect the silicon

01:11:55.820 --> 01:11:57.020
directly to the vapor chip.

01:11:57.020 --> 01:11:58.340
Yo, that'd be such a good job.

01:11:58.340 --> 01:11:59.380
You've dramatically improved thermal force.

01:11:59.380 --> 01:12:00.860
You play an acting role.

01:12:00.860 --> 01:12:05.180
You just gotta act like you're doing work on a computer,

01:12:05.180 --> 01:12:07.740
your book, hearing the man.

01:12:08.620 --> 01:12:10.340
Oh, shoot.

01:12:10.340 --> 01:12:11.220
I could do that.

01:12:12.100 --> 01:12:12.940
Wait a minute.

01:12:15.300 --> 01:12:17.900
Effective thermal management is critical

01:12:17.900 --> 01:12:20.220
because efficient heat dissipation

01:12:20.220 --> 01:12:22.740
is what enables the maximum performance

01:12:22.740 --> 01:12:24.600
from this incredible chip.

01:12:24.600 --> 01:12:27.660
It benefits just about everything you do on iPhone,

01:12:27.660 --> 01:12:30.240
from sustaining graphics for AAA games,

01:12:30.240 --> 01:12:32.200
to ensuring high throughput cellular controls.

01:12:32.200 --> 01:12:34.000
You give like control on the phone?

01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:36.940
Advanced computation to run almost powerful

01:12:36.940 --> 01:12:38.360
on device models.

01:12:38.360 --> 01:12:41.320
iPhone 18 Pro has a nice generation vapor chamber

01:12:41.320 --> 01:12:44.320
that helps the system manage even more heat.

01:12:44.320 --> 01:12:46.200
It has three times the surface area

01:12:46.200 --> 01:12:48.640
as the one in iPhone 17 Pro.

01:12:48.640 --> 01:12:52.080
The ionized water is constantly cycled throughout the system

01:12:52.080 --> 01:12:54.960
for significantly improved thermals.

01:12:54.960 --> 01:12:58.400
The new vapor chamber uses 80% recycled stainless steel

01:12:58.400 --> 01:13:01.740
and is paired with more thermally conducted graphite.

01:13:01.740 --> 01:13:04.920
There's also an industry first nano twin copper material

01:13:04.920 --> 01:13:07.640
that more effectively moves heat away from the display

01:13:07.640 --> 01:13:09.520
while providing strength.

01:13:09.520 --> 01:13:12.060
This innovative thermal management system delivers

01:13:12.060 --> 01:13:15.440
the highest sustained performance on iPhone ever

01:13:15.440 --> 01:13:19.920
with up to a 40% gain compared to iPhone 17 Pro.

01:13:19.920 --> 01:13:23.960
It's up to two times better compared to iPhone 16 Pro and older.

01:13:23.960 --> 01:13:26.500
This can now turn your iPhone into a vase,

01:13:26.500 --> 01:13:29.760
which is a adapter for the USB.

01:13:29.760 --> 01:13:31.520
Now let's talk about battery life.

01:13:31.520 --> 01:13:35.520
Last year, iPhone 17 Pro offered a huge jump.

01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:39.480
This year, iPhone 18 Pro takes another massive leap

01:13:39.480 --> 01:13:42.840
enabled by A20 Pro's silicon efficiencies,

01:13:42.840 --> 01:13:47.120
advanced system improvements, and new battery designs.

01:13:47.120 --> 01:13:50.500
Despite iPhone 18 Pro's smaller size,

01:13:50.500 --> 01:13:52.300
it delivers the same great,

01:13:52.300 --> 01:13:56.620
all-time battery life as iPhone 17 Pro Max.

01:13:56.620 --> 01:13:59.780
iPhone 18 Pro Max has the largest increase

01:13:59.780 --> 01:14:02.540
in battery life ever on iPhone.

01:14:02.540 --> 01:14:05.700
When you look at video playback for eSim only models,

01:14:05.700 --> 01:14:09.180
iPhone 18 Pro offers 36 hours,

01:14:09.180 --> 01:14:14.180
while iPhone 18 Pro Max has a whopping 45 hours.

01:14:14.180 --> 01:14:16.940
We've also developed a new battery usage model

01:14:16.940 --> 01:14:20.300
by looking at real-world data from how people use their iPhone.

01:14:20.300 --> 01:14:23.540
It's kind of just like, when are you going to upgrade?

01:14:23.540 --> 01:14:25.260
Someone's looking at this and like,

01:14:25.260 --> 01:14:28.380
well, it's been like five years in like 10 years,

01:14:28.380 --> 01:14:30.420
like how many years I'm just going to upgrade?

01:14:30.420 --> 01:14:31.820
30 hours of usage per charge.

01:14:31.820 --> 01:14:32.980
That's kind of it.

01:14:32.980 --> 01:14:35.780
We're also making wired charging faster.

01:14:35.780 --> 01:14:40.780
iPhone 18 Pro supports 50% charge in around 15 minutes.

01:14:41.020 --> 01:14:43.380
Just five minutes of faster wired charging

01:14:43.380 --> 01:14:46.660
provides around six hours of video playback.

01:14:46.660 --> 01:14:50.020
Great for topping off the four-wheel-long flight.

01:14:50.020 --> 01:14:53.080
The new thermal management system and best battery life

01:14:53.080 --> 01:14:56.540
yet bring amazing experiences to iPhone.

01:14:56.540 --> 01:14:58.340
Here's Kyan to tell you more.

01:14:58.340 --> 01:15:00.060
What the fuck?

01:15:00.060 --> 01:15:01.380
The iPhone can fly now.

01:15:01.380 --> 01:15:13.540
The future.

01:15:13.540 --> 01:15:15.780
All that performance and efficiency

01:15:15.780 --> 01:15:20.180
means game developers can push further than ever on iPhone.

01:15:20.180 --> 01:15:23.380
This is Monster Hunter Outlanders by Tencent Games

01:15:23.380 --> 01:15:27.140
and Capcom, a gorgeous open world co-op game.

01:15:27.140 --> 01:15:30.780
It uses a seven core GPU of A20 Pro

01:15:30.780 --> 01:15:34.100
to render iOS exclusive cinematic graphics

01:15:34.100 --> 01:15:36.100
for console level lighting and detail

01:15:36.100 --> 01:15:38.500
at up to 120 frames per second.

01:15:38.500 --> 01:15:39.500
Jess, someone's playing it.

01:15:39.500 --> 01:15:42.900
It supports metal effects of scrolling, spatial audio,

01:15:42.900 --> 01:15:45.540
and will be available later this year.

01:15:45.540 --> 01:15:48.740
One of the most important parts of the iPhone experience

01:15:48.740 --> 01:15:50.300
is the camera.

01:15:50.300 --> 01:15:52.140
And with iPhone 18 Pro,

01:15:52.140 --> 01:15:56.020
we're introducing our biggest camera improvement in years,

01:15:56.020 --> 01:15:58.560
making stunning shots easy for everyone

01:15:58.560 --> 01:15:59.900
and adding new levels of creativity.

01:15:59.900 --> 01:16:01.740
I swear she's wearing two different shoes.

01:16:01.740 --> 01:16:05.740
One of the fundamental pillars of photography is aperture.

01:16:05.740 --> 01:16:08.420
It controls how much light enters the system

01:16:08.420 --> 01:16:11.460
and affects every photo and video you take.

01:16:11.460 --> 01:16:13.380
Being able to change the aperture

01:16:13.380 --> 01:16:17.460
provides more control for light intake and depth of field.

01:16:17.460 --> 01:16:22.500
So iPhone 18 Pro has a new 48 megapixel fusion main camera

01:16:22.500 --> 01:16:25.220
with variable aperture for creative control

01:16:25.220 --> 01:16:27.860
that wasn't possible before.

01:16:27.860 --> 01:16:31.580
This is the most advanced camera we've ever made.

01:16:31.580 --> 01:16:34.740
To create variable aperture, we developed a system

01:16:34.740 --> 01:16:39.100
of six laser-cut blades, each thinner than a human hair.

01:16:39.100 --> 01:16:42.660
The blades are made of a specialized polymer composite

01:16:42.660 --> 01:16:46.700
for the right balance of mask flexibility and durability.

01:16:46.700 --> 01:16:49.900
Yo, honestly, the iPhone camera sucks ass.

01:16:49.900 --> 01:16:52.140
Okay, all this is fucking trash.

01:16:52.140 --> 01:16:54.940
To ensure image quality at multiple apertures.

01:16:54.940 --> 01:16:56.780
They're so far behind, it's like,

01:16:56.780 --> 01:16:58.700
what are you even doing here?

01:16:58.700 --> 01:17:01.100
No one gives a shit, it's actual shit.

01:17:01.100 --> 01:17:05.100
The aperture opens to let in around 50% more light.

01:17:05.100 --> 01:17:07.100
Like in this portrait, within press and zoom.

01:17:07.100 --> 01:17:09.620
I'm talking about, if you zoom in, there's no zoom.

01:17:09.620 --> 01:17:10.460
There's no zoom.

01:17:10.460 --> 01:17:14.960
are faster with better quality like this astrophotography shot.

01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:18.960
Android shits on the pics on the on the camera game.

01:17:18.960 --> 01:17:23.960
An aperture we've optimized for the best balance of light gathering and depth of field.

01:17:23.960 --> 01:17:27.460
And the aperture can narrow for more depth of field,

01:17:27.460 --> 01:17:31.960
which means there's no competition further back in the scene for better group shots.

01:17:31.960 --> 01:17:37.460
This new camera is paired with intelligent camera software to do even more.

01:17:37.460 --> 01:17:39.960
Here's Miriam to tell you about it.

01:17:39.960 --> 01:17:41.960
Dude, the zoom is so bad.

01:17:43.460 --> 01:17:48.960
I swear my Pixel phone like ten years ago was way better than my current iPhone Air camera.

01:17:48.960 --> 01:17:56.960
We're using advanced software to deliver powerful new capabilities that are so easy to use.

01:17:56.960 --> 01:18:02.960
You can now get stunning cinematic mode effects from regular video after you capture.

01:18:02.960 --> 01:18:07.960
And it now supports 60 frames per second for this half speed effect.

01:18:07.960 --> 01:18:14.960
TimeLapse now offers 4K resolution in Dolby Vision HDR for breathtaking videos.

01:18:14.960 --> 01:18:20.960
An audio mix has updated algorithms for higher quality voice recordings and now supports music.

01:18:20.960 --> 01:18:39.280
For even more creative photo and video options, we're introducing Pro Controls.

01:18:39.280 --> 01:18:45.440
Pro Controls lets you customize your camera experience making it easier than ever to access

01:18:45.440 --> 01:18:51.180
your most used settings and introduces new options for manual control.

01:18:51.180 --> 01:18:57.080
You can change white balance for the most accurate color or use a histogram to check exposure

01:18:57.080 --> 01:18:59.600
levels throughout the scene.

01:18:59.600 --> 01:19:04.640
You can manually adjust the aperture between four versatile options and change shutter

01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:10.600
speed to create artful options for fully unique shots that weren't possible before

01:19:10.600 --> 01:19:12.880
on iPhone.

01:19:12.880 --> 01:19:18.140
In this portrait, the photographer used Pro controls to intentionally capture a dazzling

01:19:18.140 --> 01:19:24.100
starburst on the subject's earring, shaped by the unique aperture blades of iPhone 18

01:19:24.100 --> 01:19:25.980
Pro.

01:19:25.980 --> 01:19:28.300
And here the photographers adjusted shutter speed.

01:19:28.300 --> 01:19:32.180
There ain't no one, there ain't nothing you guys take a picture like this.

01:19:32.180 --> 01:19:38.220
Pro controls work for video as well, making iPhone 18 Pro ready for everything from

01:19:38.220 --> 01:19:40.020
professional film sets.

01:19:40.020 --> 01:19:41.020
Maybe one of you guys.

01:19:41.020 --> 01:19:45.020
You can adjust shutter speed for more motion blur.

01:19:45.020 --> 01:19:48.020
A classic filmmaking technique.

01:19:48.020 --> 01:19:53.020
We're also making it easier to maintain focus on moving subjects.

01:19:53.020 --> 01:19:57.020
Smart focus tracking uses on-device AI models

01:19:57.020 --> 01:20:00.020
to look onto a subject and maintain detail,

01:20:00.020 --> 01:20:04.020
even if they change depth or exit and re-enter the frame.

01:20:04.020 --> 01:20:09.020
And now, let's talk about an exciting upgrade to photographic styles.

01:20:09.020 --> 01:20:15.940
styles. This feature brought breakthrough customization for photos, and we're now enabling even more

01:20:15.940 --> 01:20:17.780
unique- People make movies on their phones.

01:20:17.780 --> 01:20:23.780
...texture and grain control. Texture is essential in photography. It enhances the interplay

01:20:23.780 --> 01:20:29.260
between light and shadow, and can elevate the overall emotion of a scene. These new

01:20:29.260 --> 01:20:34.780
options let you further dial in your desired appearance in photos, like adjusting skin

01:20:34.780 --> 01:20:41.200
texture. You can balance color and texture in unison and you can reverse or

01:20:41.200 --> 01:20:47.800
change it anytime. Finally, let's talk about image authenticity. This is vital

01:20:47.800 --> 01:20:53.160
for photojournalists and photographers. We will be supporting the CIFID standard

01:20:53.160 --> 01:20:59.040
to help identify images generated or edited with AI. But to ensure the

01:20:59.040 --> 01:21:03.820
authenticity of captured photos, we realized we needed to go even further

01:21:03.820 --> 01:21:06.820
with Apple Reference Image.

01:21:06.820 --> 01:21:09.820
Now, we can prove the authenticity of a photo

01:21:09.820 --> 01:21:12.820
taken on iPhone 18 Pro.

01:21:12.820 --> 01:21:16.820
Apple Reference Image starts in the most secure way possible,

01:21:16.820 --> 01:21:18.820
with the sensor.

01:21:18.820 --> 01:21:22.820
The new main camera securely signs photo data

01:21:22.820 --> 01:21:26.820
at a pixel level right at the time of capture.

01:21:26.820 --> 01:21:30.820
Private Cloud Compute develops the sign data

01:21:30.820 --> 01:21:34.820
into an unalterable image that you can view in the Photos app.

01:21:34.820 --> 01:21:40.820
This reference photo lives with the regular editable photo for overall flexibility.

01:21:40.820 --> 01:21:42.820
This is like having a digital negative

01:21:42.820 --> 01:21:46.820
that you can use to visually confirm what was actually in the shot.

01:21:46.820 --> 01:21:52.820
From cameras that capture incredible levels of richness and texture

01:21:52.820 --> 01:21:58.820
to the use of pro controls that enable looks like this artful silhouette shot

01:21:58.820 --> 01:22:06.680
To photos that highlight beautiful gradients of life and jaw dropping detail our new pro camera system

01:22:06.680 --> 01:22:08.680
Is more versatile than ever?

01:22:10.480 --> 01:22:12.480
Now back to Kayan

01:22:22.400 --> 01:22:24.400
This pro camera system is

01:22:24.400 --> 01:22:30.280
is incredible and was actually used to film the event you're watching today, taking advantage

01:22:30.280 --> 01:22:34.400
of many of the new features like variable aperture.

01:22:34.400 --> 01:22:41.440
iPhone 18 Pro also features an upgraded dynamic island, redesigned to be smaller, more useful,

01:22:41.440 --> 01:22:45.600
and even better for seeing live information at a glance.

01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:50.360
It can now show three live activities and help you keep track of multiple things at

01:22:50.360 --> 01:22:56.280
once, like your flight status with flighty, navigating with maps, or simply checking your

01:22:56.280 --> 01:22:58.440
timer.

01:22:58.440 --> 01:23:05.120
In addition to Apple Intelligence and Siri AI, iOS 27 brings more useful capabilities such

01:23:05.120 --> 01:23:10.480
as intuitive child safety features that give parents more flexible ways to manage what

01:23:10.480 --> 01:23:15.240
kids can see, who they can talk to, and when they have access.

01:23:15.240 --> 01:23:21.560
iOS 27 gets even better with customizable liquid glass, improvements to search in places like

01:23:21.560 --> 01:23:28.160
mail, and performance boosts like up to 80% faster airdrop transfers.

01:23:28.160 --> 01:23:34.600
iOS 27 improves connectivity with smarter transitions between cellular and Wi-Fi networks

01:23:34.600 --> 01:23:41.800
and introduces iPhone handoff that lets you use a single phone number across two iPhones.

01:23:41.800 --> 01:23:46.200
The number is instantly active on whichever iPhone you pick up.

01:23:46.200 --> 01:23:50.600
iPhone handoff launches with T-Mobile and Telecom Germany.

01:23:50.600 --> 01:23:54.400
Verizon and EE will add support by the end of the year with more-

01:23:54.400 --> 01:23:56.400
Chat, what is the best provider?

01:23:56.400 --> 01:24:00.800
And that's iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max.

01:24:00.800 --> 01:24:05.400
We made impactful upgrades to the most important areas of iPhone.

01:24:05.400 --> 01:24:06.600
Are they all shit?

01:24:06.600 --> 01:24:08.600
And a next generation vapor chamber.

01:24:08.600 --> 01:24:10.600
Or has it gone to the point where it doesn't really matter?

01:24:10.600 --> 01:24:14.600
location dependent, who has the most coverage? Verizon?

01:24:14.600 --> 01:24:18.600
And our longest battery life by far powers it all

01:24:18.600 --> 01:24:22.600
including intelligent capabilities like the new Siri AI.

01:24:22.600 --> 01:24:26.600
We've also designed new accessories starting with an updated

01:24:26.600 --> 01:24:30.600
clear case and new colors for tech woven and silicone

01:24:30.600 --> 01:24:34.600
designed to pair perfectly with matching colors of cross body strap

01:24:34.600 --> 01:24:38.600
and a new wrist strap that works with both iPhone cases and

01:24:38.600 --> 01:24:47.160
AirPods Pro iPhone 18 Pro starts at $11.99 and there's now a two terabyte option an iPhone 18 Pro

01:24:47.160 --> 01:24:54.440
Max starts at $12.99 and we have more expensive than last year and our partners I mean in the US

01:24:54.440 --> 01:25:00.760
iPhone 18 Pro is available with Apple upgrade a new lease program which offers customers monthly

01:25:00.760 --> 01:25:07.240
payment options over 12 or 24 months and an easy way to upgrade to a new iPhone at the end of

01:25:07.240 --> 01:25:08.840
of their lease.

01:25:08.840 --> 01:25:09.840
More than a PS5?

01:25:09.840 --> 01:25:14.640
We also get up to $1,200 off when you trade in an iPhone 14 or newer.

01:25:14.640 --> 01:25:19.000
And for effortless cases of smite across your family's products, we're introducing

01:25:19.000 --> 01:25:24.620
AppleCare One Family in the US with easy sign up right from your iPhone.

01:25:24.620 --> 01:25:30.120
You can pre-order iPhone 18 Pro this Saturday, September 12th and it will be available

01:25:30.120 --> 01:25:32.280
on September 18th.

01:25:32.280 --> 01:25:33.440
Now back to John.

01:25:37.240 --> 01:25:46.560
Iphone 18 Pro delivers innovations that make it more capable and more intelligent.

01:25:46.560 --> 01:25:50.840
And it makes products use every day like AirPods even better.

01:25:50.840 --> 01:25:57.680
With AirPods it's so easy to enjoy music and use intelligent features like live translation

01:25:57.680 --> 01:25:59.960
all hands free.

01:25:59.960 --> 01:26:03.960
An active noise cancellation helps to quiet the world around you, making it one of the

01:26:03.960 --> 01:26:09.240
defining features of AirPods Pro. Now, for those who prefer AirPods without

01:26:09.240 --> 01:26:14.720
ear tips, we introduced an AirPods 4 model with ANC. Well, this year we're

01:26:14.720 --> 01:26:18.720
making that experience even better and bringing it to more people with our

01:26:18.720 --> 01:26:21.560
newest AirPods.

01:26:21.560 --> 01:26:28.560
Check the Apple stock.

01:26:28.560 --> 01:26:35.560
Yeah, this is like Call of Duty now.

01:26:35.560 --> 01:26:37.560
Can I tell you more?

01:26:37.560 --> 01:26:39.560
Here's Dave.

01:26:39.560 --> 01:26:41.560
Yeah.

01:26:41.560 --> 01:26:46.560
And it's just another year.

01:26:46.560 --> 01:26:50.560
AirPods 5 feature our beloved open-ear fit.

01:26:50.560 --> 01:26:54.520
designed from the inside for an even better audio experience.

01:26:54.520 --> 01:26:57.080
With a new multi-port acoustic architecture

01:26:57.080 --> 01:27:00.680
and next-generation adaptive EQ, Airpods 5

01:27:00.680 --> 01:27:03.120
deliver richer, more detailed sound

01:27:03.120 --> 01:27:06.000
across a wider range of ear geometries.

01:27:06.000 --> 01:27:08.560
This makes personalized spatial audio sound

01:27:08.560 --> 01:27:10.360
more immersive and dynamic.

01:27:10.360 --> 01:27:12.680
So it feels like you're surrounded by whatever

01:27:12.680 --> 01:27:14.280
you're listening to.

01:27:14.280 --> 01:27:16.680
And it gets even better with the active noise

01:27:16.680 --> 01:27:18.320
installation.

01:27:18.320 --> 01:27:20.400
Thanks to the new acoustic architecture

01:27:20.400 --> 01:27:24.460
an advanced computational audio, it now has 50% more

01:27:24.460 --> 01:27:27.040
noise reduction than the previous generation,

01:27:27.040 --> 01:27:31.520
which means AirPods 5 deliver the industry's best ANC

01:27:31.520 --> 01:27:32.720
in an open-ear design.

01:27:33.720 --> 01:27:37.400
Along with ANC, transparency mode lets in voices

01:27:37.400 --> 01:27:38.520
and sounds around you.

01:27:42.240 --> 01:27:43.560
I don't know what ANC is.

01:27:46.720 --> 01:27:48.760
It's now even more natural,

01:27:48.760 --> 01:27:50.780
so you can easily engage with others

01:27:50.780 --> 01:27:53.020
and stay aware of your surroundings.

01:27:53.020 --> 01:27:55.420
Oh, active noise cancellation, true.

01:27:55.420 --> 01:27:57.620
You never have to worry about changing modes

01:27:57.620 --> 01:28:00.300
as AirPods 5 automatically adjusts

01:28:00.300 --> 01:28:04.800
between ANC and transparency in response to background noise.

01:28:05.660 --> 01:28:07.740
AirPods 5 deliver more than just

01:28:07.740 --> 01:28:09.980
a world-class listening experience.

01:28:09.980 --> 01:28:12.060
There are also a seamless extension

01:28:12.060 --> 01:28:14.900
of Apple intelligence on your iPhone.

01:28:14.900 --> 01:28:17.060
Siri, do you think Carmen mentioned a restaurant

01:28:17.060 --> 01:28:17.900
around here?

01:28:18.760 --> 01:28:27.760
With Siri AI and AirPods, you can draw on your personal context and get answers with broad world knowledge entirely hands-free.

01:28:27.760 --> 01:28:34.760
Yes, Carmen recently mentioned Hell and Raise on North Broadway has great fried chicken and suggested you check it out.

01:28:34.760 --> 01:28:36.760
Great, give me walking directions there.

01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:38.760
Yeah, I don't know.

01:28:38.760 --> 01:28:43.760
AirPods also feature live translation, which has been a big hit since it first launched last fall.

01:28:43.760 --> 01:28:47.760
This Wednesday we have an event in the park.

01:28:47.760 --> 01:28:49.760
Translating Spanish.

01:28:49.760 --> 01:28:56.760
Stop by if you like live music. We will also have a special guest.

01:28:56.760 --> 01:28:58.760
Thank you.

01:28:58.760 --> 01:29:05.760
Together with iPhone, AirPods enable you to leverage the power of your touch while staying present with those around you.

01:29:05.760 --> 01:29:13.120
Next, we know users care a lot about durability, and AirPods 5 are re-engineered to be more

01:29:13.120 --> 01:29:18.800
durable than ever, helping them stand up to more rain, sweat, and dust.

01:29:18.800 --> 01:29:24.320
And they get up to four hours of listening with ANC, and up to 20 hours with our incredibly

01:29:24.320 --> 01:29:26.500
small charging case.

01:29:26.500 --> 01:29:31.960
With all these features, we're so excited that AirPods 5 with Best in Class ANC are

01:29:31.960 --> 01:29:33.760
only $129.

01:29:33.760 --> 01:29:37.360
the same price as the previous generation without AMC,

01:29:37.360 --> 01:29:40.520
making it an outstanding value.

01:29:40.520 --> 01:29:42.960
Now, for those who want even more,

01:29:42.960 --> 01:29:44.480
we've created a second model

01:29:44.480 --> 01:29:46.440
with some great additional features

01:29:46.440 --> 01:29:49.240
starting with on-stem volume control,

01:29:49.240 --> 01:29:51.440
a first in the style of AirPods,

01:29:51.440 --> 01:29:53.120
enabling you to adjust the volume

01:29:53.120 --> 01:29:56.600
simply by swiping up or down on the stem.

01:29:56.600 --> 01:29:59.320
Users love this feature on AirPods Pro,

01:29:59.320 --> 01:30:00.560
and once you use it,

01:30:00.560 --> 01:30:03.200
you can't imagine being without it.

01:30:03.200 --> 01:30:06.280
This version also has longer battery life up to five hours.

01:30:06.280 --> 01:30:08.560
I think I'd still use the side of the phone.

01:30:08.560 --> 01:30:10.200
Thanks to a re-engineered battery cell

01:30:10.200 --> 01:30:12.680
that packs even more energy into the same design.

01:30:12.680 --> 01:30:14.480
Bros, acting like you don't just have the phone

01:30:14.480 --> 01:30:16.120
in your pocket and you can't just press it

01:30:16.120 --> 01:30:17.120
through your pants.

01:30:17.120 --> 01:30:19.440
For Apple Watch and Qi chargers,

01:30:19.440 --> 01:30:21.800
making it even more convenient to charge

01:30:21.800 --> 01:30:22.960
whenever you need to.

01:30:23.920 --> 01:30:26.360
Airpods 5 with wireless charging case,

01:30:26.360 --> 01:30:28.480
longer battery life and volume swipe.

01:30:28.480 --> 01:30:30.760
Whatever it's, whatever it's.

01:30:30.760 --> 01:30:33.720
$30 less than the previous generation.

01:30:33.720 --> 01:30:35.920
Throw it in there, throw it in there.

01:30:35.920 --> 01:30:39.160
And they'll be available on September 18th.

01:30:39.160 --> 01:30:41.480
With leading ANC at a lower price,

01:30:41.480 --> 01:30:44.400
along with immersive, personalized spatial audio,

01:30:44.400 --> 01:30:48.800
live translation, and hands-free access to the new Siri AI,

01:30:48.800 --> 01:30:51.440
plus the option of wireless charging,

01:30:51.440 --> 01:30:53.800
longer battery life, and volume swipe,

01:30:53.800 --> 01:30:58.280
these are the best open-ear AirPods we've ever made.

01:30:58.280 --> 01:31:00.160
And now, back to job.

01:31:01.380 --> 01:31:03.780
I'm sticking with my fuckin' AirPods of five years ago.

01:31:03.780 --> 01:31:05.960
We're thrilled that with AirPods 5,

01:31:05.960 --> 01:31:06.920
active noise cancellation.

01:31:06.920 --> 01:31:07.760
They get the job done.

01:31:07.760 --> 01:31:11.200
And the standard across our entire AirPods lineup.

01:31:11.200 --> 01:31:13.080
AirPods 5 are a great example

01:31:13.080 --> 01:31:14.380
of how we take the innovations

01:31:14.380 --> 01:31:16.160
from our most advanced products

01:31:16.160 --> 01:31:18.440
and bring them to the rest of the lineup,

01:31:18.440 --> 01:31:21.040
making them accessible to even more people.

01:31:22.600 --> 01:31:26.280
Next, let's talk about Apple Watch.

01:31:26.280 --> 01:31:30.160
We hear from so many people about the profound impact

01:31:30.160 --> 01:31:32.600
it's had in helping them take charge of their health,

01:31:32.600 --> 01:31:36.480
stay active, keep connected to the people who matter most,

01:31:36.480 --> 01:31:40.640
and in some cases, even help save their lives.

01:31:40.640 --> 01:31:43.040
Because Apple Watch is always on your wrist,

01:31:43.040 --> 01:31:44.920
it can monitor how you sleep,

01:31:44.920 --> 01:31:47.540
notify you if it detects a high heart rate,

01:31:47.540 --> 01:31:50.020
and track your workouts.

01:31:50.020 --> 01:31:53.460
And it's in constant communication with your iPhone.

01:31:53.460 --> 01:31:56.280
so it extends the power of Apple Intelligence

01:31:56.280 --> 01:31:59.020
to even more aspects of your everyday life.

01:32:00.220 --> 01:32:03.360
And this year, we're bringing huge advancements

01:32:03.360 --> 01:32:07.100
to health and fitness and Apple Intelligence.

01:32:07.100 --> 01:32:12.100
I still think more tech on wearable health tech

01:32:12.500 --> 01:32:13.540
is the best.

01:32:13.540 --> 01:32:15.980
In Apple Watch Ultra 4.

01:32:15.980 --> 01:32:17.860
It's stripping all the bullshit

01:32:17.860 --> 01:32:19.620
of most advanced health sensors

01:32:19.620 --> 01:32:21.780
and all new Apple Silicon,

01:32:21.780 --> 01:32:25.860
Enabling features that enhance your life every single day.

01:32:25.860 --> 01:32:27.500
But does it Garmin do it better?

01:32:27.500 --> 01:32:30.380
But the big updates to health and fitness in Apple Watch.

01:32:30.380 --> 01:32:32.260
For a pure health wearable?

01:32:32.260 --> 01:32:37.900
It makes me ocean, ocean so tight.

01:32:37.900 --> 01:32:40.100
Like they need to double, fuck the phone, bro.

01:32:40.100 --> 01:32:41.180
The phone is fine.

01:32:41.180 --> 01:32:42.660
Double that on the watch.

01:32:42.660 --> 01:32:45.020
Start where Apple Watch touches your wrist.

01:32:45.020 --> 01:32:47.780
The advanced sensor array that helps you track your heart

01:32:47.780 --> 01:32:51.300
rate and rhythm, your sleep, advanced workout metrics,

01:32:51.300 --> 01:32:55.140
and so much more, turning every moment of your day and night

01:32:55.140 --> 01:32:57.600
into meaningful insights.

01:32:57.600 --> 01:33:01.020
This year, Series 12 and Ultra 4 take health and fitness

01:33:01.020 --> 01:33:05.820
to the next level with our all-new health sensing system.

01:33:05.820 --> 01:33:08.380
It's built on our innovative sensing foundation

01:33:08.380 --> 01:33:10.980
and improves three core elements.

01:33:10.980 --> 01:33:13.540
First, within the same small footprint,

01:33:13.540 --> 01:33:16.500
the electrode surface area is increased

01:33:16.500 --> 01:33:19.820
for better skin contact during ACG readings.

01:33:19.820 --> 01:33:26.060
second for better optical sensing, redesigned photodiodes are organized in a ring to capture

01:33:26.060 --> 01:33:32.940
light more efficiently. And third, larger more power efficient green LEDs support accurate

01:33:32.940 --> 01:33:38.540
heart rate measurements all day, even during motion. The new health sensing system delivers

01:33:38.540 --> 01:33:43.340
higher frequency continuous heart rate data, which is a key indicator of your overall health.

01:33:43.340 --> 01:33:48.380
I think isn't what's the best health wearable readings are now taken every five seconds all

01:33:48.380 --> 01:33:51.080
all day long, even while you're on the go.

01:33:51.080 --> 01:33:54.120
That's 60 times more frequent than before.

01:33:54.120 --> 01:33:57.760
It also samples heart rate variability, or HRV,

01:33:57.760 --> 01:34:00.320
as often as every five minutes.

01:34:00.320 --> 01:34:02.040
That's 24 times more frequent than before.

01:34:02.040 --> 01:34:03.800
What about the aura?

01:34:03.800 --> 01:34:06.880
HRV is an indicator of how your body responds

01:34:06.880 --> 01:34:08.760
to stress and recovery.

01:34:08.760 --> 01:34:11.560
Higher variability is generally associated

01:34:11.560 --> 01:34:13.960
with better overall recovery.

01:34:13.960 --> 01:34:16.160
Accuracy of health data is quite a force

01:34:16.160 --> 01:34:18.320
has made our health ring yet.

01:34:18.320 --> 01:34:21.000
So we tested Apple Watch's health sensing system

01:34:21.000 --> 01:34:24.000
in a head-to-head study against other wearables

01:34:24.000 --> 01:34:26.680
using an ECG chest strap as reference,

01:34:26.680 --> 01:34:29.960
with hundreds of participants running, cycling,

01:34:29.960 --> 01:34:31.720
doing HIIT workouts.

01:34:31.720 --> 01:34:34.960
We are excited to say the results were clear.

01:34:34.960 --> 01:34:38.120
Apple Watch has the most accurate heart rate

01:34:38.120 --> 01:34:40.280
sensing in a wearable.

01:34:40.280 --> 01:34:42.000
The health sensing system will also

01:34:42.000 --> 01:34:45.320
enable completely new experiences on Apple Watch series

01:34:45.320 --> 01:34:59.600
12 and Oats for 4. Here's some more to share.

01:34:59.600 --> 01:35:04.440
Your heart rate reveals invaluable information about your fitness and current physiological

01:35:04.440 --> 01:35:10.480
state. So we're featuring high frequency heart rate data in the updated heart rate app and

01:35:10.480 --> 01:35:16.880
new watch face complications. HRV is now included in the vitals app for a more complete look

01:35:16.880 --> 01:35:22.840
at your health status. It's in the overnight view and in a new daytime view to help you

01:35:22.840 --> 01:35:27.960
spot shifts even before they show up in your overnight metrics. And the health sensing

01:35:27.960 --> 01:35:33.480
system brings a completely new experience to Apple Watch. If you were in Apple Watch,

01:35:33.480 --> 01:35:37.860
you judge why. Whether you're training for a race or juggling a busy week, readiness

01:35:37.860 --> 01:35:43.900
can tell you when to push and when to hold back. Each morning, Apple Watch analyzes your

01:35:43.900 --> 01:35:49.780
recent activity, vitals, and sleep to give you one score with a clear call on your body's

01:35:49.780 --> 01:35:55.020
capacity to take on the day. Recover, paste yourself, and ready to go. I think some people

01:35:55.020 --> 01:36:01.020
just like having this information. Your score can also update during the day. And you

01:36:01.020 --> 01:36:05.780
can view it on Apple Watch or in the fitness app on iPhone. Everything the health

01:36:05.780 --> 01:36:07.780
It gives you some type of fucking reading.

01:36:35.780 --> 01:36:42.740
in your VO2 Max. You can go deeper on topics like readiness, fitness, or heart health.

01:36:44.020 --> 01:36:47.620
You'll also get personalized guidance powered by Apple Intelligence.

01:36:48.260 --> 01:36:52.820
So if you're working on your cardio, you might see a suggestion to incorporate intervals into

01:36:52.820 --> 01:36:58.980
your regular morning run. And these recommendations dynamically adapt to you and your data.

01:36:59.700 --> 01:37:04.500
Understanding your health over the long term is also important, so we've developed

01:37:04.500 --> 01:37:09.940
Health age a simple way to discover how key health metrics align with your actual age

01:37:10.620 --> 01:37:13.420
Informed by the you don't need a watch to tell you you're unhealthy

01:37:13.740 --> 01:37:17.300
Metrics from your Apple watch like VO to max sleep and more

01:37:17.700 --> 01:37:24.020
Combined with biomarkers from your blood work to give you insight into what habits are having the biggest impact on your health age

01:37:24.020 --> 01:37:28.940
And how I don't know and to help you build a foundation for a healthier future

01:37:28.940 --> 01:37:33.680
There's a new longevity tab which uses metrics from your iPhone and Apple watch

01:37:34.580 --> 01:37:37.080
overall health, bro, this is good tech

01:37:37.160 --> 01:37:39.160
movement, hurt health and more

01:37:39.880 --> 01:37:43.000
Honestly, that's like an anti-vaque take

01:37:43.000 --> 01:37:47.480
and you'll see how each metric is classified against a game of sparkle bands

01:37:47.480 --> 01:37:49.480
you'll be able to unlock deeper insights

01:37:49.480 --> 01:37:51.520
if you strip away all the bullshit

01:37:52.160 --> 01:37:54.480
wearable health tracking is good

01:37:54.480 --> 01:37:57.980
you can have that manually synced to medical records or in the US order a full panel from quest

01:37:57.980 --> 01:38:01.880
And he backs I said back by markers for a hundred and nineteen dollars

01:38:01.880 --> 01:38:06.200
What are you talking about? It's literally beneficial. How can you get a little more insight?

01:38:06.200 --> 01:38:09.580
You don't know shit about yourself your iPhone you kind of have feelings

01:38:09.580 --> 01:38:16.860
clinical experts related to judge whether they go or not add another layer using just your iPhone or not

01:38:16.860 --> 01:38:23.560
Anything to get rid of the fog of your insides is good and even try that's how tech should be fucking developed

01:38:23.560 --> 01:38:27.060
For example, here's how the VO2 Max test works.

01:38:27.060 --> 01:38:31.060
And a good and a fucking non-shit world as they would double down on wearable tech.

01:38:31.060 --> 01:38:34.560
As you take the test, your iPhone camera detects your precise movements.

01:38:34.560 --> 01:38:36.060
You'll see the moves by a trainer.

01:38:36.060 --> 01:38:39.060
If there is no stupid shit and profits attached.

01:38:39.060 --> 01:38:42.060
As it speeds up, try to match the pace.

01:38:42.060 --> 01:38:44.560
And then make it so it's cheap so everybody can gamble.

01:38:44.560 --> 01:38:46.060
Yeah, I do in real time.

01:38:46.060 --> 01:38:48.060
On screen and voice cues on your form.

01:38:48.060 --> 01:38:50.060
It's like having a coach right there with you.

01:38:50.060 --> 01:38:51.060
Come on, madam.

01:38:51.060 --> 01:38:52.060
You're halfway there.

01:38:52.060 --> 01:38:58.980
there. Keep it up. As soon as you're done, you'll get your results. And you can retake

01:38:58.980 --> 01:39:04.620
these assessments anytime. Your iPhone, Apple Watch and Apple Intelligence all work together

01:39:04.620 --> 01:39:10.260
in the redesigned health app to help you live a better day and to help your life. The

01:39:10.260 --> 01:39:14.620
new health app is coming later this year, starting in US English with more languages

01:39:14.620 --> 01:39:19.820
to follow. And those are all of the health and fitness updates. To tell you about

01:39:19.820 --> 01:39:22.060
with the new intelligence features of Apple Watch,

01:39:22.060 --> 01:39:22.900
here's Ron.

01:39:23.860 --> 01:39:26.780
I don't think they're innovating enough on the watch though,

01:39:26.780 --> 01:39:28.020
to pull the trigger.

01:39:28.020 --> 01:39:30.280
I'm like waiting for like a massive...

01:39:30.280 --> 01:39:31.940
Apple Watch is always on your wrist.

01:39:31.940 --> 01:39:32.780
Something even bigger.

01:39:32.780 --> 01:39:34.180
And with Apple Intelligence on your iPhone.

01:39:34.180 --> 01:39:35.020
I don't know what.

01:39:35.020 --> 01:39:36.620
It's the perfect device to help you stay aware

01:39:36.620 --> 01:39:37.940
of the sounds around you

01:39:37.940 --> 01:39:40.200
and keep track of your conversations.

01:39:40.200 --> 01:39:43.480
With the built-in microphones of Series 12 and Ultra 4,

01:39:43.480 --> 01:39:45.260
plus the power of Apple Silicon

01:39:45.260 --> 01:39:47.220
and our latest AI models,

01:39:47.220 --> 01:39:48.840
we are able to create a brand new class

01:39:48.840 --> 01:39:54.440
Apple Intelligence features. Introducing Audio Intelligence. Just as visual

01:39:54.440 --> 01:39:59.080
intelligence makes sense of what you see, audio intelligence makes sense of what you hear.

01:39:59.960 --> 01:40:04.600
It harnesses the power of Apple Intelligence right on your wrist in a private and secure way.

01:40:06.200 --> 01:40:10.200
Having increased awareness of the world around you is especially important for those who are

01:40:10.200 --> 01:40:15.080
deaf or hard of hearing. So, we're bringing sound recognition to Apple Watch.

01:40:15.080 --> 01:40:23.080
Series 12 and Ultra 4 can listen for sounds like sirens, alarms, doorbells, a baby crying and more.

01:40:23.080 --> 01:40:29.080
It uses on-device AI to notify you when they are detected, even when your phone is not with you.

01:40:29.080 --> 01:40:36.080
Next, we've all been in situations where you missed a key detail of what someone just said and wished you could go back.

01:40:36.080 --> 01:40:41.080
Now you can use Live Rewind, which lets you go back in time for 15 seconds.

01:40:41.080 --> 01:40:48.080
What the hell?

01:41:11.080 --> 01:41:18.060
The next audio and why college spyware when you can just wear the spy conversations so you can be more present and engaged

01:41:19.000 --> 01:41:21.000
introducing

01:41:41.080 --> 01:41:43.140
you

01:42:11.080 --> 01:42:13.080
You

01:42:34.320 --> 01:42:37.540
Know what what happened and rewind a series shit

01:42:37.540 --> 01:42:38.500
Did I pause it?

01:42:38.500 --> 01:42:44.340
AI and we'll be available in beta later this year starting in English with more languages to follow

01:42:44.980 --> 01:42:48.740
Now back to DJ. Oh my god. My bad. Sorry. I think this is like muscle memory

01:42:48.740 --> 01:42:52.740
Audio intelligence is only possible because of our new s11 chip

01:42:53.220 --> 01:42:58.660
Which is custom built to power these intelligence features while keeping your data private and secure

01:42:58.980 --> 01:43:04.980
Good thing it was a fast test features are enabled by the s11 chip's power efficient always-on processor

01:43:04.980 --> 01:43:12.500
The processor includes a new secure X-clade where a dedicated audio buffer securely manages raw audio

01:43:13.000 --> 01:43:20.640
exclusively for processing with a faster CPU GPU and neural engine all derived from the 820 Pro

01:43:24.980 --> 01:43:27.980
Internal innovation is matched by extraordinary

01:43:34.980 --> 01:43:39.380
individual is the person wearing it. With thousands of case and band combinations and

01:43:39.380 --> 01:43:45.580
millions of watch face customizations, it's not just a watch. It's your watch. That's

01:43:45.580 --> 01:43:51.100
more true than ever with stunning new colors and materials. Apple Watch Series 12 comes

01:43:51.100 --> 01:44:00.460
in space gray, black, light gold, and a stylish new dark bronze, all made using 100% recycled

01:44:00.460 --> 01:44:06.720
aluminum. Plus, the aluminum cases now have ceramic shield too, making the front glass

01:44:06.720 --> 01:44:14.040
on series 12 60% tougher than our previous Ion X glass. Two polished and radiant gold

01:44:14.040 --> 01:44:21.100
and natural are made with 100% recycled titanium. Series 12 is also available in another stunning

01:44:21.100 --> 01:44:25.720
material. How we feel in here boys, how we feel like. It's sophisticated and unmistakable

01:44:25.720 --> 01:44:31.000
on your wrist. The air pods on the watch are usually the most interesting potential.

01:44:31.000 --> 01:44:35.960
We also have an assortment of new band colors that make styles from Nike. And Apple Watch Hermes

01:44:35.960 --> 01:44:41.960
is introducing Radiant Gold Titanium to their series collection. And that's Apple Watch Series 12,

01:44:41.960 --> 01:44:46.760
the ultimate device for a healthy life. With our most powerful wearable chip for audio

01:44:46.760 --> 01:44:51.800
intelligence, new health and fitness insights with the most accurate sensing, ceramic shield

01:44:51.800 --> 01:44:56.840
two and beautiful new finishes, and still with up to 24 hours of battery life.

01:44:57.600 --> 01:45:00.880
Apple Watch Ultra 4 is the ultimate sports and adventure watch.

01:45:01.720 --> 01:45:05.720
With a larger battery, the power efficiency of S11 and the health

01:45:05.720 --> 01:45:09.560
sensing system, Ultra now gets over two days of battery life.

01:45:09.760 --> 01:45:12.200
So the Garmin is still the best health wearable.

01:45:13.120 --> 01:45:15.000
You now get up to 18 hours.

01:45:15.200 --> 01:45:16.800
Do they actually like update that?

01:45:16.800 --> 01:45:17.640
Ended workout mode.

01:45:17.640 --> 01:45:18.320
They must.

01:45:18.320 --> 01:45:19.440
We just don't really hear about it.

01:45:19.440 --> 01:45:21.840
which is enough time to conquer 100 mile range.

01:45:21.840 --> 01:45:23.680
They don't got Apple marketing.

01:45:23.680 --> 01:45:26.980
Ultra comes in black and natural titanium.

01:45:26.980 --> 01:45:29.520
We have new colors across the band lineup

01:45:29.520 --> 01:45:32.440
and a new titanium Hermes band.

01:45:32.440 --> 01:45:34.480
And that's Apple Watch Ultra 4

01:45:34.480 --> 01:45:38.200
with the S11 chip bringing audio intelligence to your wrist,

01:45:38.200 --> 01:45:39.160
the health sensing system

01:45:39.160 --> 01:45:40.000
which Garmin.

01:45:40.000 --> 01:45:40.840
that's your health and fitness journey.

01:45:40.840 --> 01:45:41.680
There's a shit ton.

01:45:41.680 --> 01:45:44.600
And longer battery life for workouts.

01:45:44.600 --> 01:45:47.880
Series 12 starts at the same price of 399

01:45:47.880 --> 01:45:51.280
and Apple Watch Ultra 4 remains at $7.99.

01:45:51.280 --> 01:45:53.520
Both can be pre-ordered starting today

01:45:53.520 --> 01:45:56.360
and they'll be available on September 18th.

01:45:56.360 --> 01:45:58.000
Before I hand it back to John,

01:45:58.000 --> 01:45:59.840
I'd like to share an ad that highlights

01:45:59.840 --> 01:46:03.280
the new impactful features of Series 12 and Ultra 4.

01:46:05.520 --> 01:46:06.360
Listen.

01:46:09.120 --> 01:46:12.200
That's your health, speaking from the heart.

01:46:14.520 --> 01:46:16.400
And the all new Apple Watch Series 12

01:46:16.400 --> 01:46:19.600
Understands it better than ever bro. I know I'm unhealthy

01:46:23.600 --> 01:46:26.840
Now comes with the most accurate heart rate sensing in a wearable

01:46:28.920 --> 01:46:31.520
Checking your heart rate 60 times more frequently

01:46:33.080 --> 01:46:40.520
They can tell you when you've pushed too hard and need a break when the timing is right

01:46:40.520 --> 01:46:42.520
What the hell?

01:46:44.520 --> 01:46:46.520
And when something seems wrong

01:46:49.520 --> 01:46:51.520
While drumming?

01:46:57.520 --> 01:47:03.520
Whenever life throws a punch, Apple Watch Series 12 helps you roll with it

01:47:03.520 --> 01:47:06.520
and you stay closer to every heartbeat

01:47:10.520 --> 01:47:24.200
Your heart tells the story of your health.

01:47:24.200 --> 01:47:37.680
And it's a story worth hearing.

01:47:37.680 --> 01:47:44.520
Why this or you will die?

01:47:44.520 --> 01:47:50.140
This new Apple Watch lineup brings an extraordinary amount of technology to a remarkably small

01:47:50.140 --> 01:47:52.000
and beautiful design.

01:47:52.000 --> 01:47:56.680
It brings new audio intelligence features built for the moments you need them.

01:47:56.680 --> 01:48:00.880
It leads the industry with the new health sensing system and science backed health

01:48:00.880 --> 01:48:03.440
and fitness features.

01:48:03.440 --> 01:48:09.120
by working seamlessly with your iPhone, it extends those capabilities even further.

01:48:09.120 --> 01:48:16.400
So that's what we have to share about iPhone 18 Pro, AirPods, and Apple Watch.

01:48:16.400 --> 01:48:19.600
But actually, here is one more thing.

01:48:19.600 --> 01:48:24.640
I started the day with the idea of an intelligent personal hub, and why there's no product

01:48:24.640 --> 01:48:27.840
in the world better designed to be that hub than iPhone.

01:48:27.840 --> 01:48:32.540
And for a device that plays such a central role in your life, a larger display would

01:48:32.540 --> 01:48:38.340
open up entirely new possibilities. Whether you're interested in content, reliving memories,

01:48:38.340 --> 01:48:43.300
getting help from Siri AI and Apple Intelligence, or immersing yourself in your favorite apps

01:48:43.300 --> 01:48:48.240
and games. Now at the same time, you'd still want to put it in your pocket and in the palm

01:48:48.240 --> 01:48:54.460
of your hand. And we think the best way to achieve that is with a foldable design.

01:48:54.460 --> 01:48:59.340
Others have created foldables that just feel like two phones awkwardly stuck together.

01:48:59.340 --> 01:49:04.100
This results in a square screen that's poorly suited for the way people use them.

01:49:04.100 --> 01:49:09.140
Scrolling through vertical content feels compromised, and movies are boxed in by oversized black

01:49:09.140 --> 01:49:13.780
bars, making a larger screen feel much smaller.

01:49:13.780 --> 01:49:18.620
We started with the experience that we wanted for ourselves, a larger display that feels

01:49:18.620 --> 01:49:21.500
as natural and intuitive as iPad.

01:49:21.500 --> 01:49:26.260
Then we brought together thoughtful design with breakthrough engineering in a way only

01:49:26.260 --> 01:49:27.260
Apple can.

01:49:27.260 --> 01:49:33.460
And the result is a series of remarkable innovations that we believe will redefine the experience

01:49:33.460 --> 01:49:35.460
of using a foldable phone.

01:49:35.460 --> 01:49:36.460
And here it is.

01:49:36.460 --> 01:49:39.460
What do we have here?

01:49:39.460 --> 01:49:45.460
They should make an iPhone stretch.

01:49:45.460 --> 01:49:54.460
We have to stretch it, look at your notifications, and then it shrinks back to a small device.

01:49:54.460 --> 01:50:24.380
This is iPhone Duo.

01:50:24.380 --> 01:50:30.780
to tell you what I'm thinking behind the duo's design here Molly and Steve

01:50:30.780 --> 01:50:36.860
iPhone duo is unlike any iPhone you've experienced before it's entirely new and

01:50:36.860 --> 01:50:44.940
at the same time remarkably familiar it feels familiar to hold and comfortable

01:50:44.940 --> 01:50:50.060
to use with one hand it's distinctive asymmetric shape with two rounded

01:50:50.060 --> 01:50:55.660
corners invites you to open it the two sides connect into a continuous frame

01:50:55.660 --> 01:51:01.220
surrounding the largest iPhone display we've ever designed inspired by the

01:51:01.220 --> 01:51:06.140
versatility of iPad with a narrow uniform border creating a spacious inner

01:51:06.140 --> 01:51:12.120
display that's immersive for both landscape and portrait use it kind of

01:51:12.120 --> 01:51:17.740
does look like an iPad mini or so shit uninterrupted with two screens the

01:51:17.740 --> 01:51:23.820
transition between open and closed had to be fluid and completely intuitive. To

01:51:23.820 --> 01:51:28.700
achieve this continuity we designed iPhone Duo around a consistent aspect

01:51:28.700 --> 01:51:34.240
ratio that is the same across both displays. For the first time the FaceTime

01:51:34.240 --> 01:51:38.660
camera is designed to fit discreetly behind the display hidden until you

01:51:38.660 --> 01:51:43.460
need it. We've also designed a remarkable hinge which supports the

01:51:43.460 --> 01:51:49.280
center of the display as it articulates holding it flat when opened. The hinge

01:51:49.280 --> 01:51:54.640
mechanism has a custom variable torque profile which precisely controls opening

01:51:54.640 --> 01:51:59.800
and closing. The motion is designed to feel effortlessly smooth combined with

01:51:59.800 --> 01:52:05.700
an integrated magnet array for a satisfying and secure closure. When open

01:52:05.700 --> 01:52:10.880
it's our thinnest iPhone ever enabled by an architecture that tightly

01:52:10.880 --> 01:52:16.880
Packages key components into the camera plateau providing space for an impressive battery system

01:52:17.480 --> 01:52:20.800
Above or below from aerospace grade titanium

01:52:21.680 --> 01:52:27.560
1300 at this thinness that's been precision machined and polished to an elegant mirror finish

01:52:28.400 --> 01:52:30.400
The convenience of I

01:52:31.000 --> 01:52:33.600
Combining the utility of two products into one

01:52:34.120 --> 01:52:37.880
The largest display for an iPhone in an incredibly compact

01:52:37.880 --> 01:52:40.880
1399.

01:52:40.880 --> 01:52:41.880
1399.

01:53:07.880 --> 01:53:12.820
work elegantly together the dock on the home screen is now oriented vertically I

01:53:12.820 --> 01:53:16.220
feel like foldable phones are just like copious information you need a more

01:53:16.220 --> 01:53:21.780
compact so pointless that messles into the corner of iPhone duo it's like made

01:53:21.780 --> 01:53:25.820
it just because the software let's see if we can dance and transitions from the

01:53:25.820 --> 01:53:30.220
honestly give the fuck controls remain in a consistent location on the side

01:53:30.220 --> 01:53:36.220
while content scales the flip is good with the larger inner display we

01:53:36.220 --> 01:53:41.940
We also expanded the capabilities of iOS, whether it's viewing two home screen pages at once,

01:53:41.940 --> 01:53:47.140
seeing your inbox and messages at the same time, or even opening two acts side by side.

01:53:47.140 --> 01:53:49.700
We also made iOS more flexible than ever.

01:53:49.700 --> 01:53:54.780
The system reacts as you fold iPhone Duo, re-orient when you turn it on the side, and transitions

01:53:54.780 --> 01:53:57.700
to the appropriate display when you flip it over.

01:53:57.700 --> 01:54:01.580
We designed the hardware and software together to create experiences like this across

01:54:01.580 --> 01:54:03.380
the system.

01:54:03.380 --> 01:54:09.420
As a result, iPhone Duo and iOS 27 redefine what an iPhone can do, while still feeling

01:54:09.420 --> 01:54:14.700
natural and familiar.

01:54:14.700 --> 01:54:19.380
iPhone Duo brings an entirely new design, while preserving everything you love and expect

01:54:19.380 --> 01:54:20.780
from iPhone.

01:54:20.780 --> 01:54:25.300
It gives you the largest display ever on an iPhone, while still fitting easily in your

01:54:25.300 --> 01:54:26.660
pocket.

01:54:26.660 --> 01:54:32.580
It reflects extraordinarily complex engineering, it is effortless to use, and it makes new

01:54:32.580 --> 01:54:34.740
experiences possible.

01:54:34.740 --> 01:54:51.420
To tell you more about the amazing iPhone Duo, here's Jaws.

01:54:51.420 --> 01:54:58.500
you'd love to do comes to life on iPhone Duo's two beautiful displays. It opens to a massive

01:54:58.500 --> 01:55:07.900
7.6 inch Super Retina XDR display that is 50% larger than iPhone 18 Pro Max and a whopping

01:55:07.900 --> 01:55:15.060
80% larger than iPhone 18 Pro. Not only does everything look incredible on this display,

01:55:15.060 --> 01:55:20.340
but you'll also get a larger canvas for your apps to fit more content. The beautiful

01:55:20.340 --> 01:55:27.020
The 5.4-inch outer display provides 90% of the screen area of iPhone 18 Pro.

01:55:27.020 --> 01:55:30.260
And these displays do more than just look great.

01:55:30.260 --> 01:55:35.540
Later this year you'll be able to use Apple Pencil with USB-C on either display for jotting

01:55:35.540 --> 01:55:38.660
notes, sketching, or marking up documents.

01:55:38.660 --> 01:55:44.640
The first time iPhone offers the great Apple Pencil experience that iPad users love.

01:55:44.640 --> 01:55:49.060
We wanted to provide an easy, secure, and consistent way to authenticate iPhone

01:55:49.060 --> 01:55:50.060
Duo.

01:55:50.060 --> 01:55:55.820
closed or open. So we determined that touch ID integrated into the side button

01:55:55.820 --> 01:56:00.380
and position right under your thumb would be the best way to achieve that. And to

01:56:00.380 --> 01:56:03.580
account for the different ways you might hold it, you can enroll multiple

01:56:03.580 --> 01:56:09.380
fingers. And for added convenience, you can also unlock iPhone Duo effortlessly

01:56:09.380 --> 01:56:14.660
using your Apple Watch. iPhone Duo sounds amazing too. With speakers at the

01:56:14.660 --> 01:56:18.940
top and bottom, it delivers immersive spatial audio in both landscape and

01:56:18.940 --> 01:56:25.420
and portrait. It comes in two refined colors, star white and night sky.

01:56:25.420 --> 01:56:31.540
iPhone Duo is beautiful and durable. It's crafted from grade five titanium that offers

01:56:31.540 --> 01:56:37.620
incredible strength. The central structural plane has support ribs for added stiffness.

01:56:37.620 --> 01:56:42.020
To make the frame even more rigid, the antenna splits are reinforced with high performance

01:56:42.020 --> 01:56:47.180
inserts. They're made from ceramic fibers that are three times stronger than grade

01:56:47.180 --> 01:56:51.980
five titanium together these structural details make iphone dual feel

01:56:51.980 --> 01:56:57.580
exceptionally solid every time you use it but also a ceramic shield on the back

01:56:57.580 --> 01:57:03.100
ceramic shield two on the front is great five aluminum

01:57:03.100 --> 01:57:07.100
you serial intelligence breaking hardware deserves an equally groundbreaking

01:57:07.100 --> 01:57:12.700
software experience here's craig to tell you more

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We looked at every aspect of iOS to see how we could make it even more useful on iPhone Duo.

01:57:24.180 --> 01:57:30.180
Like you saw, essential controls are on the side to free up vertical space for content.

01:57:30.180 --> 01:57:33.180
This approach benefits your entire experience.

01:57:33.180 --> 01:57:37.180
For example, on the lock screen, it puts more focus on your wallpaper,

01:57:37.180 --> 01:57:42.180
especially with this minimalist view that lets you really celebrate your favorite images.

01:57:42.180 --> 01:57:48.380
images, and we've brought this efficient use of space across the entire system, optimizing

01:57:48.380 --> 01:57:51.860
each of our apps specifically for iPhone Duo.

01:57:51.860 --> 01:57:57.860
The expansive display also supercharges productivity by letting you do more at once.

01:57:57.860 --> 01:58:02.180
You can move an app over to one side and launch a second app on the other for powerful

01:58:02.180 --> 01:58:03.180
split view multitasking.

01:58:03.180 --> 01:58:10.500
We'll launch a second window of the same app like Safari for comparison shopping.

01:58:10.500 --> 01:58:18.640
With the same gesture you already know, swapping apps is easy, and with a simple tap on the

01:58:18.640 --> 01:58:24.080
divider, you can pair the apps.

01:58:24.080 --> 01:58:27.920
Using the large screen in portrait also feels great.

01:58:27.920 --> 01:58:31.800
If you're multitasking while watching a video, you can pin it to the top for a much

01:58:31.800 --> 01:58:36.800
larger view with plenty of space left below for your other app.

01:58:36.800 --> 01:58:44.840
As you can see, iPhone 2 is the first personal iPhone ever, and we've taken it even further.

01:58:44.840 --> 01:58:47.520
You can use it in any orientation or pose.

01:58:47.520 --> 01:58:53.520
iOS intelligently reacts to the device angle, leveraging the sensors in each half.

01:58:53.520 --> 01:58:58.900
Set it on the table and want your show hands-free on the outer display without a stand.

01:58:58.900 --> 01:59:03.340
Or enjoy it with the perfect viewing angle and easy access to the controls on the

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bottom.

01:59:05.080 --> 01:59:08.440
tuning algorithms account for the changing distance between the speakers in

01:59:08.440 --> 01:59:12.960
different poses to deliver an amazing audio experience no matter how you use

01:59:12.960 --> 01:59:19.320
iPhone Duo. You can also use iPhone Duo partially folded. iOS gracefully adapts

01:59:19.320 --> 01:59:23.200
sliding the content away from the folding area where it can be difficult

01:59:23.200 --> 01:59:29.840
to tap. We've also reimagined standby for iPhone Duo. Set it down and it will

01:59:29.840 --> 01:59:44.840
You can customize it with new faces, including weather and calendar, as well as widgets like music, to enjoy your favorite songs, or stay on top of your notifications at a glance.

01:59:44.840 --> 01:59:53.840
An iPhone Duo can transform into a delightful bedside clock with the ability to wake you up in a gentle glow timed perfectly with your alarm.

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We've also made it easy for developers to adapt their apps for iPhone duo with new and updated API's

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Zoom can turn the display

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You can double-rock conference room you can double XP rot you'd have YouTube shirts on the left

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Take tops on the right on the call

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Rob Maxons your whole workspace interview

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Detail uses the new core AI framework and runs its AI models on device to make content creation fast and easy on the big screen

02:00:22.520 --> 02:00:29.960
And Netflix takes advantage of the versatility of iPhone Duo to make finding shows even more fun and engaging

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Scroll through clips on the outer display or open up to get a captivating experience on the large screen

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These are just some of the amazing apps being updated to take advantage of iPhone Duo

02:00:42.540 --> 02:00:47.780
And we can't wait to see what developers are going to create. Yo fuck those flip man

02:00:47.780 --> 02:00:55.580
It's possible without amazing hardware innovation to tell you more honestly, Johnny, this is this is fucking stupid

02:00:56.820 --> 02:00:59.980
You should have scrapped this shit and made like a ring

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We're a different a different wearable iPhone duo on it. You're gonna stop like 3% of iPhone users give a shit about that

02:01:08.860 --> 02:01:10.100
the display

02:01:10.100 --> 02:01:14.900
This includes 3% of sales are they gonna be the fault no one cares

02:01:14.900 --> 02:01:21.500
high-quality for viewing content, and adverse what people dislike about foldable displays.

02:01:21.500 --> 02:01:27.660
The distracting crease, the plastic feel, unsusceptibility to scratches and dents.

02:01:27.660 --> 02:01:33.540
Drawing on our learnings from iPad and Mac, we developed a custom nanotech finish that

02:01:33.540 --> 02:01:37.420
significantly reduces glare and reflections.

02:01:37.420 --> 02:01:42.720
The unique texture creates a perceptually flat, matte surface that minimizes crease

02:01:42.720 --> 02:01:49.760
visibility and also feels premium to touch. We create this by using maskless laser lithography

02:01:49.760 --> 02:01:57.120
where every micro lens is written pixel by pixel. iPhone Duo uses a novel structural system

02:01:57.120 --> 02:02:03.120
with a multi-layer lamination design that keeps the display flat and provides durability.

02:02:03.760 --> 02:02:09.840
The nano textured cover layer is made from a custom polymer that has up to 40% higher

02:02:09.840 --> 02:02:15.520
thickness than other materials used in the industry and has an apple-designed coating

02:02:15.520 --> 02:02:21.360
for scratch resistance. There is high strength glass above and below the oiled panel for added

02:02:21.360 --> 02:02:27.120
protection. Visco elastic adhesives allow these layers to glide relative to one another during

02:02:27.120 --> 02:02:33.440
folding like pages in a book so the panel doesn't distort over time. A titanium plate

02:02:33.440 --> 02:02:38.880
serves as the body-man rings are bad for tracking. Don't you have your phone in your pocket?

02:02:39.840 --> 02:02:43.440
with over a hundred tiny precision components.

02:02:43.440 --> 02:02:49.120
Carbon fiber support plates create a stiff, lightweight platform for the display to rest on.

02:02:50.400 --> 02:02:56.720
During manufacturing, we use AI algorithms to precisely match each individual hinge

02:02:56.720 --> 02:03:00.400
with its best-fit housing to ensure perfect alignment.

02:03:01.360 --> 02:03:06.480
And a confocal laser progressively scans the topology of every single unit

02:03:06.480 --> 02:03:13.680
and 3D prints up to 25 micro-layers of a custom photopolymer to eliminate residual waveness.

02:03:14.640 --> 02:03:20.560
The result of all of these innovations is a folding display with superior viewing quality

02:03:20.560 --> 02:03:25.440
that feels premium and flat, resists wear, and meets the high standards of iPhone.

02:03:26.400 --> 02:03:30.800
Powering iPhone Duo is A20 Pro built to handle demanding workloads.

02:03:30.800 --> 02:03:38.080
820 Pro also features a new display engine that drives both displays simultaneously with

02:03:38.080 --> 02:03:43.160
smooth transitions between them and blends the unique pixel layout in the under display

02:03:43.160 --> 02:03:48.080
camera area to deliver a consistent viewing experience.

02:03:48.080 --> 02:03:54.480
Our new chip package with a direct Dytothermal design lets 820 Pro reach peak performance-

02:03:54.480 --> 02:03:57.920
1399, I'm still- it's 1399, boys.

02:03:57.920 --> 02:04:03.520
a vapor chamber. Where's the

02:04:03.520 --> 02:04:05.520
game on the large display? The

02:04:05.520 --> 02:04:07.920
result is up to 35% higher

02:04:07.920 --> 02:04:11.920
$1399 than iPhone 17 Pro.

02:04:11.920 --> 02:04:14.920
also features C2, our most

02:04:14.920 --> 02:04:16.920
advanced cellular model. C2

02:04:16.920 --> 02:04:18.920
delivers big updates to all

02:04:18.920 --> 02:04:20.920
the primary components including

02:04:20.920 --> 02:04:22.920
baseband, transceivers, power

02:04:22.920 --> 02:04:24.920
management, fair

02:04:24.920 --> 02:04:26.920
your condi- this is too gay? No.

02:04:32.920 --> 02:04:34.920
No.

02:04:41.920 --> 02:04:44.920
That's how much Samsung's Folds go for?

02:04:44.920 --> 02:04:46.920
Really?

02:04:46.920 --> 02:04:48.920
Are you serious?

02:04:48.920 --> 02:04:56.200
also delivers faster uploads when compared to c1x it's up to i'm judging the fathers i'm judging

02:04:56.200 --> 02:05:04.440
them 5g millimeter wave support in the us all while consuming 15 less energy this level of efficiency

02:05:04.440 --> 02:05:12.360
is critical for battery life iphone duo is isim only worldwide this allowed us to use every bit

02:05:12.360 --> 02:05:16.760
of internal space it's not about the battery capacity it's not about affording you can afford

02:05:16.760 --> 02:05:18.760
or something and still call it fucking stupid.

02:05:46.760 --> 02:05:53.740
when using both screens equally it also supports fast charging up to 50% in

02:05:53.740 --> 02:05:58.040
around 20 minutes and gives you up to five hours buddy if you burn all your

02:05:58.040 --> 02:06:02.080
battery in a fucking day you got a phone addiction five minutes of charging

02:06:02.080 --> 02:06:07.520
bringing iPhone to a life has involved some of the most complex and innovative

02:06:07.520 --> 02:06:11.760
engineering we have ever done we're at that point and there is still no

02:06:11.760 --> 02:06:13.760
We're at that point.

02:06:16.560 --> 02:06:22.320
A key part of what puts iPhone at the center of your personal world is its incredible camera system.

02:06:22.320 --> 02:06:24.640
It captures the moments that matter most.

02:06:25.520 --> 02:06:30.480
The new Fusion main camera captures incredible details, like in this person's shirt.

02:06:30.480 --> 02:06:32.880
First time chatter, named Santa.

02:06:32.880 --> 02:06:38.560
Thanks to this zero shutter lag, this 48 megapixel photo captured the exact peak of this jump.

02:06:38.560 --> 02:06:39.200
The real Santa.

02:06:39.200 --> 02:07:09.160
The main camera also supports 4K 120 video, for the slow motion effects users love on

02:07:09.160 --> 02:07:13.120
in our pro models that make even playtime look cinematic.

02:07:13.120 --> 02:07:15.320
Because iPhone Duo can stand on its own,

02:07:15.320 --> 02:07:18.520
it opens up entirely new creative possibilities

02:07:18.520 --> 02:07:23.280
by capturing memorable time lapses in 4K WVision HDR.

02:07:23.280 --> 02:07:25.360
The 48 megapixel Fusion Ultra-Wide

02:07:25.360 --> 02:07:28.600
is the same camera that's in iPhone 18 Pro.

02:07:28.600 --> 02:07:31.520
It captures the scene with stunning detail.

02:07:31.520 --> 02:07:33.640
The light on our face beautifully compliments

02:07:33.640 --> 02:07:35.240
the playful nature of the scene.

02:07:36.140 --> 02:07:38.560
With the power of computational photography,

02:07:38.560 --> 02:07:44.720
iPhone Duo also supports the updated photographic styles with texture and grain control.

02:07:44.720 --> 02:07:49.800
The new film texture gives this already striking portrait a classic vintage look.

02:07:49.800 --> 02:07:55.160
The center stage front camera lets you easily take photos and videos in any orientation

02:07:55.160 --> 02:07:59.320
without having to rotate your phone to take a landscape selfie.

02:07:59.320 --> 02:08:03.880
Under the inner display is the new FaceTime camera so you can use the big screen to connect

02:08:03.880 --> 02:08:05.340
with family and friends,

02:08:05.340 --> 02:08:07.400
both when iPhone Duo is fully open

02:08:07.400 --> 02:08:10.400
or prop down the surface for a hands-free experience.

02:08:11.280 --> 02:08:12.960
With Duo Capture and FaceTime,

02:08:12.960 --> 02:08:14.680
you can share both your front

02:08:14.680 --> 02:08:17.400
and rear camera feeds simultaneously

02:08:17.400 --> 02:08:20.280
so your friend can see you and what you're looking at.

02:08:20.280 --> 02:08:23.880
And Duo FaceTime makes video calls even more fun

02:08:23.880 --> 02:08:26.160
by letting someone with you join the conversation

02:08:26.160 --> 02:08:27.560
on the outer display

02:08:27.560 --> 02:08:28.800
so you can share the moment

02:08:28.800 --> 02:08:31.400
without crowding around one screen.

02:08:31.400 --> 02:08:33.520
iPhone Duo gives you fun new ways

02:08:33.520 --> 02:08:35.760
to use the camera that simply aren't possible

02:08:35.760 --> 02:08:37.760
on any other iPhone.

02:08:37.760 --> 02:08:39.880
It makes it so much easier to take selfies

02:08:39.880 --> 02:08:41.920
with the high resolution rear cameras

02:08:41.920 --> 02:08:44.160
because the outer display lets you preview

02:08:44.160 --> 02:08:46.560
and perfectly frame your shot.

02:08:46.560 --> 02:08:49.080
With Duo Preview, your subject can see themselves

02:08:49.080 --> 02:08:51.600
in the outer display so they can put it,

02:08:51.600 --> 02:08:54.360
check the framing and help guide the shot.

02:08:54.360 --> 02:08:57.680
KidQ plays fun animations to grab your kid's attention,

02:08:57.680 --> 02:08:59.200
getting them looking at the camera

02:08:59.200 --> 02:09:01.920
and brings out their big smiles and laughs.

02:09:01.920 --> 02:09:06.080
With just a tap, iPhone Joe can become your personal photographer.

02:09:06.080 --> 02:09:10.440
Powered by H1e Pro, that's like a level 10 iPad kit.

02:09:10.440 --> 02:09:12.760
That's like a level 10 iPad did behavior.

02:09:12.760 --> 02:09:16.600
It automatically snaps the photo when everyone's closed and ready.

02:09:16.600 --> 02:09:20.160
Now you don't have to miss out on being in the shot because you had to press the shutter

02:09:20.160 --> 02:09:23.320
and outrun the timer to get in the frame.

02:09:23.320 --> 02:09:28.840
In getting full body, wide angle selfies is so easy, it also enables creative shots

02:09:28.840 --> 02:09:29.840
like these.

02:09:29.840 --> 02:09:36.340
and it looks stunning on the large display this is such a powerful versatile and

02:09:36.340 --> 02:09:41.240
intelligent camera system we've also designed some amazing accessories the

02:09:41.240 --> 02:09:46.880
iPhone duo folio I know I know it folds away neatly when not needed and the

02:09:46.880 --> 02:09:50.960
I think we're near the end has two parts that wrap around each half protect

02:09:50.960 --> 02:09:57.160
against drops and everyday wear so that's iPhone duo the most transformational

02:09:57.160 --> 02:10:03.960
iPhone experience since the original. It features the largest display ever on iPhone, along with a

02:10:03.960 --> 02:10:09.800
beautiful outer display and a reimagined iOS experience that makes the familiar feel entirely new.

02:10:10.440 --> 02:10:17.400
With pro performance, unique camera experience, amazing durability, and unparalleled versatility,

02:10:17.400 --> 02:10:24.360
it's an iPhone like no other iPhone. iPhone Duo starts at $19.99, with storage capacities

02:10:24.360 --> 02:10:25.560
Oh my god.

02:10:28.860 --> 02:10:31.860
Wait, how much is the Mac computer?

02:10:32.860 --> 02:10:33.860
How much is the Mac?

02:10:36.860 --> 02:10:38.860
No fucking way.

02:10:46.360 --> 02:10:48.360
2,500 for the Macbook?

02:10:50.360 --> 02:10:52.360
Wait, Macbook's 2,999?

02:10:54.360 --> 02:10:58.360
all new iPhone Duo. Let's take another look.

02:10:58.360 --> 02:11:02.360
That's crazy.

02:11:02.360 --> 02:11:06.360
Yeah.

02:11:06.360 --> 02:11:10.360
Did not, that's wild.

02:11:10.360 --> 02:11:14.360
Wow.

02:11:14.360 --> 02:11:18.360
Wow.

02:11:18.360 --> 02:11:22.360
Wow.

02:11:22.360 --> 02:11:32.020
I would judge you if you paid two grand for a device to play some generic absolute shit

02:11:32.020 --> 02:11:38.200
fucking mobile game that's called fiammelo but you're so unaware you don't know is based

02:11:38.200 --> 02:11:44.800
on the fiammelo because you're so deep into the fucking app stores trash fucking games

02:11:44.800 --> 02:11:52.280
holy shit like what even was that game to serve as your intelligent some right

02:11:52.280 --> 02:11:56.120
Random fucking time-waster trash and capability connected to your Apple

02:11:56.120 --> 02:11:58.440
Bank experiences that matter most to you.

02:11:59.160 --> 02:12:02.800
Together with the new lineups of Apple Watch and Airpods, these products

02:12:02.800 --> 02:12:03.880
will help people create.

02:12:04.080 --> 02:12:05.040
Oh, that was easy.

02:12:05.040 --> 02:12:05.400
Easy.

02:12:05.440 --> 02:12:06.040
Exactly.

02:12:06.040 --> 02:12:10.000
More productive and entertained while staying healthy and active in ways

02:12:10.000 --> 02:12:12.400
that are more personal and intelligent than ever.

02:12:13.220 --> 02:12:17.480
They represent the very best of Apple, the curiosity to imagine what's

02:12:17.480 --> 02:12:23.480
possible, the care to get every detail right, and the conviction to build products that make

02:12:23.480 --> 02:12:25.560
a real difference in people's lives.

02:12:25.560 --> 02:12:30.560
I couldn't be more proud of the teams across Apple who made today possible.

02:12:30.560 --> 02:12:32.160
So thank you for joining us.

02:12:32.160 --> 02:12:33.160
Have a great day.

02:12:33.160 --> 02:12:34.160
You know what?

02:12:34.160 --> 02:12:35.160
Yeah.

02:12:35.160 --> 02:12:36.160
Okay.

02:12:36.160 --> 02:12:37.160
Yes.

02:12:37.160 --> 02:12:38.160
It's something new.

02:12:38.160 --> 02:12:39.160
I don't know.

02:12:39.160 --> 02:12:40.160
Yeah.

02:12:40.160 --> 02:12:41.160
I don't know.

02:12:41.160 --> 02:13:03.640
Yeah, I don't know, see another year of the Apple presentation.

02:13:03.640 --> 02:13:07.980
There you go, another DMCA, it's finally over.

02:13:07.980 --> 02:13:13.420
I guess it is something new, but yeah, I don't know about it.

02:13:13.420 --> 02:13:16.300
It's kind of interesting to see what they're doing next,

02:13:16.300 --> 02:13:21.940
even though foldable phones is not something interesting

02:13:21.940 --> 02:13:22.660
personally.

02:13:25.340 --> 02:13:27.140
It's new for Apple.

02:13:27.140 --> 02:13:30.500
Yeah, it's kind of like a side launch.

02:13:30.500 --> 02:13:33.860
I feel like a foldable phone is just a side launch.

02:13:33.860 --> 02:13:34.820
It's not that hype.

02:13:37.980 --> 02:13:43.980
And all the iPhones they said fuck all about zoom they gave up

02:13:46.980 --> 02:13:48.980
Yeah

02:13:51.300 --> 02:13:56.580
It's just too big for a phone too grand for a flip phone

02:13:58.660 --> 02:14:00.660
That is

02:14:03.980 --> 02:14:05.980
Wow

02:14:07.980 --> 02:14:25.980
That's the base model. That's the base model. And then a Mac book is how much? What is the minimum cost of minimum spec Mac book? I mean, one's portable, right? Depends on what you're using the devices for.

02:14:25.980 --> 02:14:32.980
I guess it's kind of a potato comparison too.

02:14:32.980 --> 02:14:36.980
Yeah.

02:14:36.980 --> 02:14:39.560
I mean shit y'all. Let me see if I can get the

02:14:40.860 --> 02:14:45.260
YouTube stream might be down for like a day or something

02:14:47.780 --> 02:14:49.140
Because of the

02:14:49.140 --> 02:14:50.300
Democus

02:14:50.300 --> 02:14:54.020
It's weird how even though I watch this almost every year for like five years

02:14:54.020 --> 02:14:59.200
It's still weird how they don't like when you watch it when it's like free advertisement

02:15:00.220 --> 02:15:06.240
I mean I do curiosity watch, but it's like at the end of the day. I mean it is it is a free fucking ad for them

02:15:06.980 --> 02:15:12.580
But whatever we have this conversation every year. It doesn't really matter. Let me see

02:15:18.500 --> 02:15:24.040
They're offering leasing on new phones like car leases that's fucking wild

02:15:31.460 --> 02:15:33.460
Leasing a phone yeah

02:15:36.980 --> 02:15:44.980
I mean most people aren't very smart when it comes to money technically even one of the biggest blunders is cars, right?

02:15:44.980 --> 02:15:49.980
I mean if you live in America, sure. The fucking car.

02:15:49.980 --> 02:15:57.980
You bite off more than you can chew with the car and then it fucks you every month with the payoff.

02:15:57.980 --> 02:16:08.980
Can someone, wait, what is this?

02:16:08.980 --> 02:16:19.980
Oh, yeah, they want higher viewer numbers on one stream.

02:16:19.980 --> 02:16:26.980
Yeah, no, of course, that's what they want, but then I see that, but then at the same time,

02:16:26.980 --> 02:16:32.820
And at the same time, a lot of these people would probably not even watch on the mainstream

02:16:32.820 --> 02:16:36.100
or even know that the fucking event was today.

02:16:36.100 --> 02:16:40.060
I see both sides to it.

02:16:40.060 --> 02:16:41.860
I literally just watch it out of curiosity.

02:16:41.860 --> 02:16:46.460
I'm just curious what some of what one of the biggest companies is doing in the latest

02:16:46.460 --> 02:16:51.060
tech like that's kind of it.

02:16:51.060 --> 02:16:56.260
I watched the Nvidia one as well.

02:16:56.260 --> 02:16:58.060
What do we have here? What is this, beater core?

02:16:59.560 --> 02:17:03.340
Yeah. Do we hit up some, um, what do we hit up here?

02:17:03.900 --> 02:17:07.980
Bio. I was talking shit about Halloween. I said, I'm done with the game.

02:17:08.420 --> 02:17:10.740
Are you kidding me? Bye. Are you still queuing that game?

02:17:14.860 --> 02:17:18.180
Are you still feeling it? I kind of got bored. I didn't want to queue at all.

02:17:18.260 --> 02:17:22.220
I was kind of like hunting the console clubs.

02:17:22.260 --> 02:17:24.180
The feeling went away fast.

02:17:24.180 --> 02:17:32.180
Like I would totally queue up right now, but it's like playing Jason is kind of like a boring loop following and stalking and

02:17:34.180 --> 02:17:39.180
Yeah, I don't know it didn't hit as much as Texas chainsaws

02:17:40.180 --> 02:17:44.180
Where I want to load up and like do the objectives and escape

02:17:44.180 --> 02:17:45.180
Okay.

02:17:45.180 --> 02:17:58.460
All right, yeah, I could do two bosses of Valheim 1.0.

02:17:58.460 --> 02:18:04.460
True.

02:18:04.460 --> 02:18:17.580
Yes, yes.

02:18:17.580 --> 02:18:25.260
Doing anything with GTA, I could just load up in GTA and just like be there.

02:18:25.260 --> 02:18:28.940
I might stream tomorrow on 5050.

02:18:28.940 --> 02:18:31.380
I want to because of War Dogs.

02:18:31.380 --> 02:18:36.820
I had yet to actually give it a full chance of playing the game like I want to actually play it play it

02:18:43.100 --> 02:18:46.660
So I might be live tomorrow and then regular sub Sunday

02:18:51.620 --> 02:18:58.600
I'm gonna double check but maybe snore dogs, that'll be fun, bro. It'll be fun

02:19:01.380 --> 02:19:08.620
Don Walker I'm chilling on. Yeah, what was that watch you guys said? What is it?

02:19:08.620 --> 02:19:18.260
The Garmin Phoenix? How does it look? You know, this looks fucking wild. Wait, is

02:19:18.260 --> 02:19:19.460
Is this even the one?

02:19:21.420 --> 02:19:24.380
This looks a little, this looks like a bulky as shit.

02:19:32.000 --> 02:19:34.320
Is it the Phoenix eight?

02:19:34.320 --> 02:19:35.160
Oh wait, here we go.

02:19:35.160 --> 02:19:37.560
Hold on, I'm just looking at something real quick.

02:19:40.920 --> 02:19:41.880
Is it this one?

02:19:43.420 --> 02:19:46.800
Phoenix eight, amoled, microled.

02:19:46.800 --> 02:19:49.300
Which one, which one case size?

02:19:52.420 --> 02:19:56.920
I mean, I guess they're actually not that bad looking.

02:19:56.920 --> 02:19:59.660
Is it the Phoenix nine, Phoenix eight?

02:20:01.120 --> 02:20:02.920
Where's the Phoenix nine?

02:20:07.320 --> 02:20:08.800
Well, we were talking about health.

02:20:08.800 --> 02:20:11.220
What is the best health wearable?

02:20:13.520 --> 02:20:15.240
If not the Apple watch.

02:20:16.800 --> 02:20:21.720
Oh, here we go the Garmin nine

02:20:24.280 --> 02:20:26.700
Yeah, it's definitely got a bunch of shit going on

02:20:30.520 --> 02:20:33.360
Like that looks kind of I I got I got to see the little more

02:20:39.880 --> 02:20:41.960
The Phoenix pro nine

02:20:47.800 --> 02:20:53.900
This might be how about is like can you set it to sitting it's gonna think I'm dead

02:20:56.800 --> 02:21:03.220
This is like for like the dude who like runs all the time and shit I'm shadow what the fuck

02:21:07.240 --> 02:21:11.880
Sitting is not an activity the sleep tracking isn't great. Oh

02:21:11.880 --> 02:21:17.640
Oh. There is a gaming mode. Wait, is there really?

02:21:20.120 --> 02:21:25.480
1.4k for a watch. Are you kidding? Is there actually?

02:21:29.160 --> 02:21:31.880
Was that a projector? What the fuck is this?

02:21:33.320 --> 02:21:39.160
Oh man, it looks, I mean, you know, it's clean. I mean, you know, that's actually,

02:21:39.160 --> 02:21:44.920
What's the hard zone? Stamina? What the hell? What do you mean stamina?

02:21:49.960 --> 02:21:52.200
What do you mean stamina? Does it like

02:21:54.440 --> 02:22:00.760
figure out, can like calculate your heartbeat and like when you rest and then kind of calculate

02:22:00.760 --> 02:22:13.800
what your stamp is. Huh. That looks kind of nice man. I don't know what color. You can't go wrong

02:22:13.800 --> 02:22:19.480
with the black. It would be the the straw way actually hold up. It just changed the uh yeah I

02:22:19.480 --> 02:22:26.920
feel like black is the best year. It's literally the best one. All of these. Maybe brown.

02:22:30.760 --> 02:22:34.760
Yeah, it's either this or the damn Apple watch man.

02:22:34.760 --> 02:22:38.760
Yeah, it's because it's with the black strap as well.

02:22:38.760 --> 02:22:42.760
It's not just the face of it changes everything.

02:22:42.760 --> 02:22:48.760
Flexing stream buddy yet.

02:22:48.760 --> 02:22:52.760
Not really mad. That's when you pull up.

02:22:52.760 --> 02:22:56.760
Like the Rolex website or something.

02:23:00.760 --> 02:23:14.520
What are we at the how we how we GT 7 Pro?

02:23:14.520 --> 02:23:26.840
Are we playing anything today, dude?

02:23:26.840 --> 02:23:27.840
We are.

02:23:27.840 --> 02:23:28.840
Okay.

02:23:28.840 --> 02:23:39.400
indeed. We already saw the Nintendo Direct stuff already. We already seen it, man. There

02:23:39.400 --> 02:24:02.160
There are some things here and there.

02:24:02.160 --> 02:24:04.160
Do we do Valheim 2 bosses?

02:24:04.160 --> 02:24:09.040
1.0, do I go in?

02:24:09.040 --> 02:24:24.360
We can do it up. We can do it up. We can indeed.

02:24:24.360 --> 02:24:32.960
Let me see here. I've never played.

02:24:32.960 --> 02:24:35.200
I've never played, let me see.

02:24:40.280 --> 02:24:42.320
Should I put it on a 5x?

02:24:54.560 --> 02:24:57.400
A countless eons ago,

02:24:57.400 --> 02:25:00.680
in the first days of his kingship,

02:25:00.680 --> 02:25:09.560
Odin united the worlds by the strength of his arm and the secret knowledge for which he had given his eye

02:25:12.640 --> 02:25:15.760
He waged a great war against his foes

02:25:19.240 --> 02:25:22.160
Deathless creatures older than any others

02:25:24.920 --> 02:25:29.560
The world tree took from you to crown the dead fury

02:25:30.680 --> 02:25:45.360
At last, when his strength was almost at its limit, he drove them together into the

02:25:45.360 --> 02:26:03.760
world and split the bowels that handed it. Then he left it to drift. A place of exile.

02:26:03.760 --> 02:26:13.720
The centuries. This world slumbered uneasily. But it did not die. Ancient spirits sought

02:26:13.720 --> 02:26:19.920
out new bodies as lesser creatures fared on their corpses, fattening themselves on the

02:26:19.920 --> 02:26:28.920
old magic. Other beings fell through cracks into the forgotten world. Even men found their

02:26:28.920 --> 02:26:37.320
way there. As glacial ages passed, kingdoms voned and fell out of sight of the gods.

02:26:37.320 --> 02:26:45.320
But as the tenth world grew again in strength, the world tree reached out blindly for it,

02:26:45.320 --> 02:26:51.320
threatening the balance of all the worlds, until new was reached over.

02:26:51.320 --> 02:26:57.320
Unable to wield his power in a realm he had cut loose from his own,

02:26:57.320 --> 02:27:04.320
he looked instead to Midgard, to the tribes who kept his flame alive upon their altar.

02:27:07.320 --> 02:27:18.040
is this new at one point now the greatest of their fallen warriors would be

02:27:18.040 --> 02:27:26.880
blocked from the battlefield by his boundaries and born again in Valheim

02:27:27.120 --> 02:27:33.440
whoa that was kind of sick

02:27:37.320 --> 02:27:56.900
Okay, okay, let me see never played it always people saw people really like this one

02:27:56.900 --> 02:28:17.900
All right, how do I do this? Oh, yeah, Pognar. Of course. New. Mal, famal. No hair. It kind

02:28:17.900 --> 02:28:19.900
That looks like Arthas.

02:28:23.200 --> 02:28:25.200
Hair tone.

02:28:30.100 --> 02:28:32.100
Wait, can you zoom in? No.

02:28:33.800 --> 02:28:36.800
Yo, I got no, I got no, I got no pixel.

02:28:41.700 --> 02:28:44.700
Up on me, up on me, I'll join up, I don't know when.

02:28:47.900 --> 02:28:56.620
It kind of just looks like everybody's making out I don't know man. I'm still a little mad

02:29:05.420 --> 02:29:07.420
All right

02:29:10.620 --> 02:29:12.620
Pognar to

02:29:12.620 --> 02:29:18.620
Yeah, Pognar too. Pognar Jr.

02:29:28.620 --> 02:29:32.620
Wait, how do I set it to a 3x or a 5x?

02:29:36.620 --> 02:29:38.620
Oh, you do it in here. I thought I was going to start the game.

02:29:38.620 --> 02:29:45.420
Combat depth resource rate 3x I can probably change it

02:29:48.460 --> 02:29:50.860
Is the best way to play this just default

02:29:53.620 --> 02:29:55.620
Make a new world

02:30:02.460 --> 02:30:04.460
Play with people

02:30:08.620 --> 02:30:22.040
1.0 1.0

02:30:22.040 --> 02:30:24.040
Oh

02:30:36.380 --> 02:30:39.380
What about portals changes how portals work in the game

02:30:41.620 --> 02:30:44.440
What do you mean what do I change it to

02:30:52.040 --> 02:30:57.140
Portal items allows you to bring all items with you through portals for a more casual

02:30:57.140 --> 02:31:00.340
play style. This will circumvent the progression and exploration of the world

02:31:00.340 --> 02:31:06.800
as it is intended. That sounds like it gets rid of annoyance.

02:31:07.640 --> 02:31:13.640
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, shit. No. No server. No server. I don't... Yeah, this

02:31:13.640 --> 02:31:19.120
game I want to play solo. It seems like a good solo experience.

02:31:22.040 --> 02:31:43.840
It's a grind solo, yeah, but with a multiplier?

02:31:43.840 --> 02:31:46.320
Long ago the all-father Odin united the worlds.

02:31:46.320 --> 02:31:50.920
He threw down his foes and cast them into the tenth world, then split the bows, which

02:31:50.920 --> 02:31:57.220
held their prison to the world tree and left it to drift unanchored a place of exile. For

02:31:57.220 --> 02:32:01.520
centuries this world slumbered un-easily but it did not die as glacial ages passed kingdoms

02:32:01.520 --> 02:32:05.580
rose and fell out of sight of the gods. When Odin heard his enemies were growing once

02:32:05.580 --> 02:32:09.660
again in strength he looked to Midgard and sent his Valkyries to scout about this for

02:32:09.660 --> 02:32:16.140
the greatest of their warriors dead to the world they would be born again in Valheim.

02:32:16.140 --> 02:32:19.860
I think that's me, I'm Odin's warrior.

02:32:25.560 --> 02:32:28.400
Oh, oh, oh, oh dad!

02:32:31.420 --> 02:32:32.260
I am yours!

02:32:44.300 --> 02:32:45.420
Rob, Matt Damon.

02:32:46.140 --> 02:32:51.380
I still haven't seen the Odyssey. I don't know why that this looks like how this is a scene in it

02:32:51.380 --> 02:32:53.380
This is the scene from the movie

02:33:06.700 --> 02:33:08.700
Sure, this is Norse not green

02:33:16.140 --> 02:33:20.140
Yo, that scene was interchangeable. It could be.

02:33:20.140 --> 02:33:24.140
Fail warrior. Huggin.

02:33:24.140 --> 02:33:28.140
I am Huggin, sending a guide to you and your travels.

02:33:28.140 --> 02:33:32.140
The megalith surrounding you are the sacrificial stones.

02:33:32.140 --> 02:33:36.140
They represent the forsaken which you must slay in order to ascend.

02:33:40.140 --> 02:33:44.140
And he left.

02:33:44.140 --> 02:33:49.600
Iqfir. These magical stones are scattered throughout the land by Oedon as signposts

02:33:49.600 --> 02:33:54.160
bunch towards the ritual grounds of the Forsaken. If inspected closer this one

02:33:54.160 --> 02:33:59.140
will reveal the summoning place of Iqfir, your first prey. He is a mighty

02:33:59.140 --> 02:34:03.100
beast so you need to properly arm yourself.

02:34:03.100 --> 02:34:06.100
Alright, he lives next door.

02:34:06.100 --> 02:34:09.100
Ik tia.

02:34:10.100 --> 02:34:12.100
Okay.

02:34:14.100 --> 02:34:16.100
How do we do this?

02:34:16.100 --> 02:34:18.100
Crafts.

02:34:18.100 --> 02:34:21.100
Achievements.

02:34:21.100 --> 02:34:24.100
Okay.

02:34:26.100 --> 02:34:28.100
Most of those will be crafted, however.

02:34:28.100 --> 02:34:32.100
Due to your recent departure from Midgard, you will have to recall the true shape of objects, just pick things up and it will all come back.

02:34:33.100 --> 02:34:41.260
to you. Oh. It's like dynamic in the game. You pick stuff up and learn the recipe.

02:34:49.820 --> 02:34:51.340
Let's see, what was this? Oh.

02:34:51.340 --> 02:35:12.300
Can I punch a tree? Beach? There it is. I feel like there's like a, this feels like a very,

02:35:12.300 --> 02:35:14.860
The saxophone is saxophoning right now.

02:35:16.180 --> 02:35:17.280
Six wood.

02:35:18.460 --> 02:35:20.300
I think this is the game.

02:35:20.300 --> 02:35:21.140
Oh my God!

02:35:25.340 --> 02:35:26.340
How do I dodge roll?

02:35:26.340 --> 02:35:29.060
Block, mouse to space.

02:35:29.060 --> 02:35:29.900
Oh, okay.

02:35:34.300 --> 02:35:35.140
Easy.

02:35:37.420 --> 02:35:38.260
Resin?

02:35:42.300 --> 02:35:45.300
Um... that's it?

02:35:48.300 --> 02:35:50.300
What do we have here?

02:35:50.300 --> 02:35:52.300
I need to pick a rag tunic.

02:35:54.300 --> 02:35:57.300
Oh, that's it. Oh, those are my clothes.

02:36:01.300 --> 02:36:03.300
Oh, is this my inventory?

02:36:03.300 --> 02:36:05.300
No shit.

02:36:08.300 --> 02:36:10.300
Too hard.

02:36:10.300 --> 02:36:12.940
Let me go break a stone. Maybe I can break a stone with this.

02:36:19.500 --> 02:36:24.300
Where is the camera shake? I don't see any camera shake.

02:36:28.460 --> 02:36:29.580
Immersive camera.

02:36:34.860 --> 02:36:36.700
Yeah, this guy has no stem.

02:36:40.300 --> 02:36:47.480
Let me go collect some stuff.

02:36:47.480 --> 02:36:52.180
I probably need to find some food as well.

02:36:52.180 --> 02:36:53.180
Like raspberries.

02:36:53.180 --> 02:37:01.020
I'm going to tell you what my buff is.

02:37:01.020 --> 02:37:04.740
Oh, it's a message log.

02:37:04.740 --> 02:37:07.340
Oh, these are all my skills.

02:37:07.340 --> 02:37:15.340
my trophies what do I have 10 minutes of

02:37:25.540 --> 02:37:29.540
yeah but what does the berry buff do

02:37:37.340 --> 02:37:46.900
is it just the is it ten minutes of I tell you oh is it ten minutes of seven

02:37:46.900 --> 02:37:56.420
health and 20 stamina buff and I one HP take or just the one region

02:38:07.340 --> 02:38:15.620
okay okay oh who's this guy oh the bird is here yeah the music is wicked loud

02:38:15.620 --> 02:38:21.320
isn't it there that's better you've had a snack

02:38:21.320 --> 02:38:24.580
consumer to improve your health and stamina be aware that before you will

02:38:24.580 --> 02:38:27.800
grow hungry again so try to always have at least a couple of different meals

02:38:27.800 --> 02:38:43.040
ready. Alright bruh. Oh shit. You're lucky I don't have a bow. Alright I have food for

02:38:43.040 --> 02:38:51.120
days now. I gotta find more things to craft and more things to hit to find

02:38:51.120 --> 02:39:06.680
recipes for. Collect some stone. I'm trying to find the fucking rock. Oh shit.

02:39:08.240 --> 02:39:20.000
Okay that board literally exploded. Very violent. Oh there we go nice. Alright this

02:39:20.000 --> 02:39:22.280
This is how you craft in the game, it's all about that.

02:39:22.280 --> 02:39:26.000
Stone axe, more of those.

02:39:26.000 --> 02:39:34.240
Okay, with this tool you will raise Mighty Halls and Tower of Inforification and start

02:39:34.240 --> 02:39:37.880
by building a workbench, this in turn will enable you to construct other things.

02:39:37.880 --> 02:39:43.340
Ah yes, I don't want to live here though.

02:39:43.340 --> 02:39:46.240
I don't know where to settle down yet.

02:39:46.240 --> 02:39:52.720
for now I will collect resources until I find more stones.

02:39:52.720 --> 02:39:56.120
Oh, here we go!

02:39:56.120 --> 02:39:57.120
Oh, Flint!

02:39:57.120 --> 02:39:58.120
Of course!

02:39:58.120 --> 02:39:59.120
Oh, shit!

02:39:59.120 --> 02:40:12.160
I swear, that thing's name was Neck.

02:40:12.160 --> 02:40:14.880
It is!

02:40:14.880 --> 02:40:23.900
called neck weird oh we got shrooms as well all right I'm gonna have to cook

02:40:23.900 --> 02:40:29.760
probably right for now I'm just collecting everything that I know

02:40:29.760 --> 02:40:32.880
eventually I will need

02:40:32.880 --> 02:40:41.100
Another beach.

02:40:41.100 --> 02:40:46.560
That just gives me more wood.

02:40:46.560 --> 02:40:47.560
Eat this shroom?

02:40:47.560 --> 02:40:52.560
I have food for days.

02:40:52.560 --> 02:40:56.200
Worth.

02:40:56.200 --> 02:40:57.200
What is this right here?

02:40:57.200 --> 02:40:58.200
What is this stat?

02:40:58.200 --> 02:41:02.200
I don't know what that stat is.

02:41:02.200 --> 02:41:08.460
Is that oh, that's my HP. Oh, no shit

02:41:21.340 --> 02:41:25.560
This someone's house. All right, I should be able to make this now nice

02:41:27.720 --> 02:41:29.720
Okay, let's replace the club

02:41:32.200 --> 02:41:36.800
I can actually chop down these big-ass trees

02:41:45.960 --> 02:41:49.680
All right, all right come on you beach

02:41:53.080 --> 02:41:55.080
There it is

02:41:57.040 --> 02:41:59.040
Wow

02:41:59.040 --> 02:42:03.880
I'm actually gonna okay. I think you have to okay

02:42:05.560 --> 02:42:11.460
It's one of these games you got to just keep chopping at the log

02:42:14.760 --> 02:42:18.320
There we go a couple of phases

02:42:21.000 --> 02:42:23.000
What up, oh

02:42:25.800 --> 02:42:27.800
Is this do damage

02:42:29.040 --> 02:42:32.040
What is the sad difference?

02:42:37.040 --> 02:42:40.040
Oh, Bloodverse slash damage, it is better.

02:42:41.040 --> 02:42:42.040
It is.

02:42:48.040 --> 02:42:51.040
Oh my god, that was a lot.

02:42:52.040 --> 02:42:53.040
I'll be back.

02:42:56.040 --> 02:42:58.040
Holy shit.

02:42:59.040 --> 02:43:14.320
I'm gonna kill him and we're gonna make a campfire.

02:43:14.320 --> 02:43:20.360
Alright, nice.

02:43:20.360 --> 02:43:22.920
Whoa!

02:43:22.920 --> 02:43:24.480
Good thing I waited!

02:43:24.480 --> 02:43:28.000
I found where I'm gonna live.

02:43:28.000 --> 02:43:30.000
I thought this looks like a swamp.

02:43:32.000 --> 02:43:34.000
This is like Shrek energy.

02:43:39.000 --> 02:43:41.000
I mean, it's kinda nice.

02:43:41.000 --> 02:43:43.000
It's not that bad.

02:43:52.000 --> 02:43:54.000
This is where everyone builds?

02:43:54.000 --> 02:43:56.000
Wait, really? Is it?

02:43:56.000 --> 02:43:58.000
Who's everyone?

02:44:01.840 --> 02:44:03.840
I'm building my shit here boys

02:44:09.880 --> 02:44:11.880
We got a beachfront property

02:44:16.280 --> 02:44:20.360
I am not gonna spend five years on a house I refuse

02:44:22.040 --> 02:44:25.160
If I figure out how to do that actually I have no idea

02:44:26.000 --> 02:44:35.240
You need to do piles, a stack?

02:44:35.240 --> 02:44:43.360
Is that- oh it's actually 50 wood and then I can pull from that?

02:44:43.360 --> 02:44:46.800
Oh god.

02:44:46.800 --> 02:44:49.320
Oh shit.

02:44:49.320 --> 02:44:52.040
There it is.

02:44:52.040 --> 02:44:53.040
Yep.

02:44:53.040 --> 02:44:59.120
There it is.

02:44:59.120 --> 02:45:03.060
Shopping block.

02:45:03.060 --> 02:45:07.100
Everything that I will need of this.

02:45:07.100 --> 02:45:08.100
Some meat.

02:45:08.100 --> 02:45:14.320
This is probably for my fish, right?

02:45:14.320 --> 02:45:15.320
Cooking station.

02:45:15.320 --> 02:45:18.320
You didn't have a lit fire below the cooking station.

02:45:18.320 --> 02:45:21.840
I thought that was something to hang stuff on

02:45:27.600 --> 02:45:29.600
How do I delete?

02:45:32.600 --> 02:45:34.600
Mouse 3

02:45:35.640 --> 02:45:37.640
All right, you bird bitch what I'm at

02:45:38.360 --> 02:45:43.160
Huggin a word punch all these in a couple of seconds will give you access to a lot more building pieces to construct with the hammer

02:45:43.960 --> 02:45:45.960
I I know

02:45:45.960 --> 02:45:58.920
thank you yes yes thank you yes I'm aware although he does not work why does he

02:45:58.920 --> 02:46:04.920
not work what the fuck the crafting station needs a roof

02:46:04.920 --> 02:46:21.200
I don't know if there's foundations in this game, seems like it's more floors.

02:46:21.200 --> 02:46:26.400
Alright, I'm going to make a very basic bitch house.

02:46:26.400 --> 02:46:46.680
This is gonna be fast. I'm not playing the Sims. I'm here to kill bosses. Is it a floor?

02:46:46.680 --> 02:46:48.680
Or our foundation in this game?

02:46:58.680 --> 02:47:00.680
Missing requirement? Excuse me?

02:47:00.680 --> 02:47:02.680
You know, this land is not flat.

02:47:06.680 --> 02:47:08.680
Build on poles.

02:47:08.680 --> 02:47:11.680
Oh, is that actually what you're supposed to do?

02:47:16.680 --> 02:47:18.680
Okay, let me see.

02:47:23.680 --> 02:47:26.680
Wait a minute. Oh wait, unless I see what you're saying.

02:47:27.680 --> 02:47:30.680
I see what you're saying, but then we're gonna have a height problem.

02:47:31.680 --> 02:47:33.680
We're still gonna have a height problem.

02:47:35.680 --> 02:47:38.680
Yeah, why don't I just go find some flat land?

02:47:41.680 --> 02:47:42.680
Can I build?

02:47:43.680 --> 02:47:45.680
We're gonna build over the water.

02:47:46.680 --> 02:47:49.760
Wait a minute. God damn it. No, we're not

02:47:59.800 --> 02:48:05.060
Dude, this isn't gonna work man missing requirement

02:48:07.680 --> 02:48:09.680
I'm not good at this

02:48:09.680 --> 02:48:25.720
need wood oh do I have no wood so wait it's not proximity building to wood oh

02:48:25.720 --> 02:48:34.520
you actually have to destroy the wood pile it's not like proximity shit come

02:48:34.520 --> 02:48:35.520
Come on, brother.

02:48:35.520 --> 02:48:38.520
How much wood do I have?

02:48:38.520 --> 02:48:45.520
50 of 50.

02:48:45.520 --> 02:48:48.520
I don't- I don't know if I'm doing this right.

02:48:48.520 --> 02:48:54.520
I feel like this isn't correct.

02:48:54.520 --> 02:48:58.520
Wait.

02:48:58.520 --> 02:49:03.520
Can your house collapse in this game?

02:49:03.520 --> 02:49:27.680
true we're gonna find out I wonder if I'm not sure man I feel like I should I

02:49:27.680 --> 02:49:29.680
I should just find, uh...

02:49:31.840 --> 02:49:33.840
Better land.

02:49:33.840 --> 02:49:35.840
Oh, this is a bad idea.

02:49:36.400 --> 02:49:38.400
Can you actually flatten the land?

02:49:46.240 --> 02:49:48.240
Really? With a hoe?

02:49:51.520 --> 02:49:54.720
Oh, yeah, no shit, man. I couldn't even do this initially.

02:49:57.680 --> 02:50:15.440
Just for now. Oh my god, that used so much wood. Wait, no, it didn't. Oh wait, oh god,

02:50:15.440 --> 02:50:17.440
Damn it, hold on.

02:50:17.440 --> 02:50:19.440
So weird.

02:50:23.440 --> 02:50:27.440
Pretty sure this is the wrong way, but this is just a temporary...

02:50:32.440 --> 02:50:34.440
This is just temporary.

02:50:45.440 --> 02:50:55.920
Is there a way to make it so these snap toggles snapping?

02:50:55.920 --> 02:50:59.120
Oh, there we go.

02:50:59.120 --> 02:51:02.120
There we go, there we go.

02:51:02.120 --> 02:51:09.280
I'm gonna make- I wonder if I just make a little shit roof if this is good enough.

02:51:09.280 --> 02:51:10.840
Chad, don't judge.

02:51:10.840 --> 02:51:12.840
This is temporary.

02:51:12.840 --> 02:51:14.840
Shreds.

02:51:14.840 --> 02:51:18.680
To expose my ass, what are you talking about bro? You can't see shit

02:51:27.760 --> 02:51:33.960
There you go, I've never seen something not so not exposed. Thank you

02:51:41.840 --> 02:51:43.840
Oh trousers

02:51:44.840 --> 02:51:51.840
I need to go, uh, get leather.

02:51:51.840 --> 02:52:00.920
Alright.

02:52:00.920 --> 02:52:04.880
This tool used for landscaping you could let, you could say is the perfect complement to

02:52:04.880 --> 02:52:05.880
the hammer.

02:52:05.880 --> 02:52:07.880
Use it to clear the ground and manipulate the terrain as these are your buildings

02:52:07.880 --> 02:52:08.880
on level ground.

02:52:08.880 --> 02:52:13.960
That's what I'm saying, brother.

02:52:13.960 --> 02:52:29.280
That's what I'm saying, my brother.

02:52:29.280 --> 02:52:30.280
You're kidding, dude.

02:52:30.280 --> 02:52:31.280
You're kidding.

02:52:31.280 --> 02:52:33.840
Are you serious right now?

02:52:33.840 --> 02:52:37.440
Are you kidding me right now?

02:52:37.440 --> 02:52:46.080
You like always need this in proximity.

02:52:46.080 --> 02:52:51.800
You always need the initial one while you do stuff.

02:52:51.800 --> 02:52:53.800
Okay.

02:52:53.800 --> 02:52:55.720
Nice.

02:52:55.720 --> 02:53:01.280
Now, hoe it down.

02:53:01.280 --> 02:53:02.280
I'm flattening it.

02:53:19.080 --> 02:53:21.280
I'd say that's pretty, I'd say that's pretty flat.

02:53:21.280 --> 02:53:22.680
I'd say that's decently flat.

02:53:25.280 --> 02:53:26.120
What's wrong?

02:53:27.080 --> 02:53:28.000
When the temperature drops at night,

02:53:28.000 --> 02:53:30.160
or if you are wet, you will suffer from being cold.

02:53:30.160 --> 02:53:33.160
This is a stamina-retent-sinking shelter? Oh shit, okay.

02:53:35.160 --> 02:53:37.160
I'm good, Matt. I'm good.

02:53:44.160 --> 02:53:49.160
I'm good. I need something like a torch, so I can see.

02:53:53.160 --> 02:53:55.160
Let's pretend this is good.

02:53:55.920 --> 02:53:59.880
Two wood 35 all right small shack

02:54:05.240 --> 02:54:08.920
This is how you level it you level the land like this

02:54:11.600 --> 02:54:13.600
Okay, why is that not leveling

02:54:19.200 --> 02:54:21.200
Yikes

02:54:25.160 --> 02:54:47.240
It might need to be on little stakes on reference point, hopefully these line up.

02:54:47.240 --> 02:54:50.720
Looks like you need to put these on top, all the time.

02:54:51.800 --> 02:54:52.640
Maybe.

02:54:55.800 --> 02:54:56.640
Could be wrong.

02:55:07.480 --> 02:55:08.840
These will line up, boys.

02:55:08.840 --> 02:55:09.680
These will line up.

02:55:11.280 --> 02:55:12.320
I need more wood.

02:55:12.320 --> 02:55:13.160
I have wood.

02:55:13.160 --> 02:55:14.000
What's wrong?

02:55:14.000 --> 02:55:14.840
Blocked?

02:55:14.840 --> 02:55:15.840
What do you mean blocked?

02:55:17.240 --> 02:55:26.240
Yeah, that reach.

02:55:26.240 --> 02:55:30.880
Yeah, I don't see it collapsing, bro.

02:55:30.880 --> 02:55:36.880
Wow, this is fucked, though.

02:55:36.880 --> 02:55:39.600
I can just portal here and always come back, right?

02:55:39.600 --> 02:55:42.600
Oh, shit, all right.

02:55:42.600 --> 02:55:50.200
I completely missed this it's all good. Don't worry. Don't worry

02:55:56.920 --> 02:56:04.580
As long as it slightly sits up really I have to repair how do I repair

02:56:04.580 --> 02:56:29.620
Yo, I would rather just craft a new one.

02:56:29.620 --> 02:56:32.620
Not sure why that's not working.

02:56:32.620 --> 02:56:33.460
I don't follow.

02:56:35.780 --> 02:56:36.780
Fuck my ass!

02:56:37.700 --> 02:56:39.060
What the fuck is this?

02:56:43.380 --> 02:56:45.300
Corner 4, corner 3,

02:56:45.980 --> 02:56:47.820
corner 1, auto snap.

02:56:51.100 --> 02:56:52.820
I'll just do this instead.

02:56:58.420 --> 02:57:02.540
It'd be nice if you could have like a dynamic pillar that just like, worked.

02:57:02.620 --> 02:57:09.620
Like I'm gonna assume that works. I'm gonna assume that's a good

02:57:18.900 --> 02:57:20.900
It definitely doesn't

02:57:23.460 --> 02:57:25.460
There's a button to align it

02:57:25.460 --> 02:57:46.660
it. Copy rotate place build menu toggle snapping bottom top auto bottom

02:57:46.660 --> 02:57:48.660
top I don't get it

02:57:52.420 --> 02:57:56.860
And I get it unless what if you go like this oh

02:57:58.340 --> 02:58:00.340
Wait wait wait wait

02:58:01.580 --> 02:58:07.460
Wait, oh wait wait wait wait if this works game of the year oh

02:58:09.580 --> 02:58:11.580
Shit

02:58:16.660 --> 02:58:18.660
and at the corner

02:58:28.020 --> 02:58:33.140
Yo, it does work. What the hell? Oh my god

02:58:41.860 --> 02:58:45.140
I'm assuming I don't know red means bad or something I can't tell

02:58:45.140 --> 02:58:54.580
like it's actually not a good spot might mean like it's a shit spot to do this

02:58:54.580 --> 02:59:03.820
yeah red means unstable we'll figure it out it probably is fine colors how

02:59:03.820 --> 02:59:11.180
stable yeah if shit breaks we'll know for sure

02:59:11.180 --> 02:59:19.900
All right, we got our door, sheesh.

02:59:19.900 --> 02:59:32.460
I get rid of this, whoops, there we go, can I break this, no.

02:59:32.460 --> 02:59:38.020
Yo, it's getting there, wooden square, what else is the house, bro?

02:59:38.020 --> 02:59:41.060
This guy acts like he lives in a fucking octagon or something.

02:59:41.060 --> 02:59:42.060
Relax, buddy.

02:59:46.220 --> 02:59:47.500
Hey, is this the outside?

02:59:50.540 --> 02:59:51.980
This looks like the outside.

03:00:00.460 --> 03:00:01.620
Missing requirements.

03:00:01.620 --> 03:00:02.780
I actually need wood now.

03:00:02.980 --> 03:00:03.500
Here we go.

03:00:04.220 --> 03:00:05.220
Even though it's cold.

03:00:05.220 --> 03:00:34.160
And everything hurts.

03:00:34.160 --> 03:00:37.880
Two bosses, more like two... boxes.

03:00:38.800 --> 03:00:40.960
Chad, is this the inside or the outside?

03:00:40.960 --> 03:00:42.960
Anyone here an expert on walls?

03:00:51.600 --> 03:00:52.880
Oiii!

03:00:57.040 --> 03:00:58.540
Oh, delicious.

03:01:00.720 --> 03:01:02.480
You have it wrong sides.

03:01:02.480 --> 03:01:07.480
They cut down some trees. Uh-oh.

03:01:14.480 --> 03:01:18.480
No, this guy's stamina is atrocious.

03:01:18.480 --> 03:01:37.320
It's a nice night to cut some trees down.

03:01:37.320 --> 03:01:38.320
Rested buff this thing.

03:01:38.320 --> 03:01:39.320
Oh, is it really good?

03:01:39.320 --> 03:01:41.320
Good. Sitting down gives you a buff.

03:02:00.020 --> 03:02:00.820
Ow!

03:02:03.620 --> 03:02:05.820
Look, when I get my first sword, I'll pog.

03:02:05.820 --> 03:02:07.820
Right now, there's no pog in my mind.

03:02:09.320 --> 03:02:11.820
Let me get my first sword, and we'll go from there.

03:02:17.960 --> 03:02:18.460
Whoa!

03:02:20.680 --> 03:02:21.800
Oh my god, day two.

03:02:23.000 --> 03:02:23.720
Oh, shit.

03:02:24.260 --> 03:02:25.000
I survived.

03:02:28.040 --> 03:02:29.840
I lived right next door to the boss.

03:02:29.840 --> 03:02:31.760
He doesn't know I'm preparing to kick his ass.

03:02:32.760 --> 03:02:33.880
Eat food!

03:02:35.560 --> 03:02:37.000
He doesn't know every day.

03:02:37.000 --> 03:02:49.200
I grow stronger to kick his ass.

03:02:49.200 --> 03:02:51.400
How much wood?

03:02:51.400 --> 03:02:54.400
Not bad.

03:02:54.400 --> 03:03:01.080
A log?

03:03:01.080 --> 03:03:08.080
Yeah, that's pretty man.

03:03:08.080 --> 03:03:17.080
Yo!

03:03:17.080 --> 03:03:19.080
Oh

03:03:38.560 --> 03:03:40.840
Right that looks like I placed it no way

03:03:41.800 --> 03:03:44.520
What do you talk? Are you kidding me Matt? No?

03:03:44.520 --> 03:03:46.520
Oh, shit!

03:03:49.320 --> 03:03:51.320
The fucking rotation of the wood!

03:03:54.120 --> 03:03:56.120
God damn it, man!

03:03:58.680 --> 03:04:00.680
Oh my god.

03:04:02.280 --> 03:04:04.280
There we go.

03:04:06.360 --> 03:04:09.880
Are you serious? Is there a little... is there a gap?

03:04:11.480 --> 03:04:13.480
It looked like there was a gap.

03:04:14.520 --> 03:04:28.520
of

03:04:28.520 --> 03:04:44.280
That's right, I just placed one wrong.

03:04:44.280 --> 03:04:48.320
Alright, this is uh, there you go.

03:04:48.320 --> 03:04:49.320
There you go.

03:04:49.320 --> 03:04:50.320
Not bad.

03:04:50.320 --> 03:04:54.840
Alright, now we just need some walls.

03:04:54.840 --> 03:04:55.840
What is this?

03:04:55.840 --> 03:04:56.840
A wood gate?

03:04:57.840 --> 03:04:59.840
I do need some stairs.

03:05:02.840 --> 03:05:03.840
There you go.

03:05:06.840 --> 03:05:11.840
I really need to remove this rock, but I'm just here to store shit.

03:05:11.840 --> 03:05:15.840
I might actually extend it further too if I'm gonna have to place stuff in.

03:05:16.840 --> 03:05:18.840
Just ignore the supports.

03:05:26.840 --> 03:05:51.760
I'm gonna do double walls this whole thing needs to be a window to be honest really wrong

03:05:51.760 --> 03:06:03.200
way it is. Oh so it was the right way initially.

03:06:13.840 --> 03:06:18.480
Alright where the hell are the windows unless I actually have to figure out

03:06:18.480 --> 03:06:34.200
that. Flint times 10. Perfect square box, thank you. Thank you man. I guess these are our

03:06:34.200 --> 03:07:00.480
windows for now. Current window situation. This is the main base of operation. I'm not

03:07:00.480 --> 03:07:11.080
building another one after this. A raft? Oh I need resin. Missing requirements, resin and

03:07:11.080 --> 03:07:13.480
leather scraps.

03:07:13.480 --> 03:07:22.480
Oh, shit!

03:07:22.480 --> 03:07:23.480
You know what?

03:07:23.480 --> 03:07:29.960
This leads to a staircase that feeds into the water.

03:07:29.960 --> 03:07:31.960
Ah, cinema!

03:07:31.960 --> 03:07:33.960
Ah!

03:07:33.960 --> 03:07:35.960
Wait!

03:07:35.960 --> 03:07:40.760
Wait, there's more!

03:07:40.760 --> 03:07:41.760
A porch!

03:07:41.760 --> 03:07:51.480
we're gonna do a porch fuck I have nothing left I have no idea how to repair

03:07:51.480 --> 03:07:58.240
so we're just building a new one we're doing a porch

03:07:58.240 --> 03:08:05.240
What's the wrong way?

03:08:05.240 --> 03:08:13.120
Crap walls.

03:08:13.120 --> 03:08:15.120
You know what?

03:08:15.120 --> 03:08:19.240
Function way.

03:08:19.240 --> 03:08:20.240
It works, bro.

03:08:20.240 --> 03:08:21.240
It works.

03:08:21.240 --> 03:08:22.240
I love it.

03:08:22.240 --> 03:08:24.240
I love it!

03:08:35.760 --> 03:08:38.760
And I gotta get stronger and stuff? What am I doing?

03:08:40.160 --> 03:08:42.660
I need more wood. There's some down here. I kinda...

03:08:44.000 --> 03:08:46.600
Yeah, let me grab this. Really.

03:08:46.600 --> 03:08:56.120
Let me get more.

03:08:56.120 --> 03:09:00.360
Maybe if I chop some wood, I'm not sure how to use this, but if I chop some wood it might

03:09:00.360 --> 03:09:02.360
give me a new recipe.

03:09:02.360 --> 03:09:07.160
How do I chopping block this?

03:09:07.160 --> 03:09:13.160
Unless I just need to be near it and it unlocks new things from the workbench.

03:09:13.160 --> 03:09:32.340
How do I repair?

03:09:32.340 --> 03:09:37.320
Sha, how do you repair?

03:09:37.320 --> 03:09:42.000
I hope your meat doesn't over cook.

03:09:42.000 --> 03:10:03.200
Oh, it needs to be under- okay. Shit, alright, I'll be back then. This is gonna break before

03:10:03.200 --> 03:10:14.200
I can do anything. Holy shit.

03:10:14.200 --> 03:10:24.800
Well, tell me you can drown. The meat's gonna burn, uh, it cooks that fast. Oh, I can always

03:10:24.800 --> 03:10:47.920
get more. I can always get more it's not that big of a deal. Did it burn?

03:10:47.920 --> 03:11:07.300
All right, all right, this is the trickiest situation now building a roof. Oh fuck

03:11:07.300 --> 03:11:12.900
This is gonna be bad boys. I'm not known for my roofs

03:11:17.920 --> 03:11:35.880
shit the concept's a little fucked here

03:11:35.880 --> 03:11:49.140
Yo, are you kidding? Oh, you can turn on auto, you can turn on auto loot. Auto run? No,

03:11:49.140 --> 03:12:02.020
you can't. Where? Yo! Wow. Wait, does this auto, oh this auto pull shit from my inventory?

03:12:02.020 --> 03:12:04.020
Oh

03:12:07.820 --> 03:12:11.400
Yeah, I'm gonna need coal anyways eventually so it works. I

03:12:12.820 --> 03:12:14.820
Didn't have to babysit this shit

03:12:16.060 --> 03:12:19.820
Actual protein brought what you thought I was gonna take more than 10. It's gonna take like 10 minutes

03:12:21.160 --> 03:12:23.160
This is unrealistic cooking speed

03:12:28.300 --> 03:12:30.300
The protein is not gonna cook this fast

03:12:32.020 --> 03:12:59.820
Nice. I can just push it off that. Yeah, how am I, how am I making this right here on

03:12:59.820 --> 03:13:08.740
the roof situation. We have a little bit of a problem here. This is like, uh, it's like

03:13:08.740 --> 03:13:21.580
HDTV. We got a little problem here. The contractor fucked up. Yeah, the contractor

03:13:21.580 --> 03:13:33.740
How the hell do we how the hell do we do this?

03:13:33.740 --> 03:13:36.060
You can't just have a doorframe.

03:13:36.060 --> 03:13:39.980
I mean you probably can I guess this would be the way to do it.

03:13:39.980 --> 03:13:41.820
And then dude two pillars up.

03:13:41.820 --> 03:13:43.540
Oh that's exactly it.

03:13:43.540 --> 03:13:44.540
I got it.

03:13:44.540 --> 03:13:45.940
I got it.

03:13:45.940 --> 03:13:47.940
I got it boys.

03:13:47.940 --> 03:13:48.940
Chill.

03:13:48.940 --> 03:13:49.940
Chill.

03:13:49.940 --> 03:13:52.940
It kind of seems like you're a dwarf in this game.

03:14:02.940 --> 03:14:05.940
I mean before these pillars are not high enough. Bro, are you serious?

03:14:10.940 --> 03:14:14.940
Are you kidding me right now? Are you fucking kidding me? Where's the gap?

03:14:19.940 --> 03:14:27.940
One of these is literally misaligned on the millimeter.

03:14:27.940 --> 03:14:31.940
We got a millimeter-ass mistake.

03:14:31.940 --> 03:14:37.940
Dude, that looks so weird.

03:14:37.940 --> 03:14:42.940
I mean, it kind of works.

03:14:42.940 --> 03:14:45.940
It kind of works.

03:14:45.940 --> 03:14:59.660
Why does this fence look fucked?

03:14:59.660 --> 03:15:00.820
It looked nice before.

03:15:00.820 --> 03:15:02.820
What happened?

03:15:02.820 --> 03:15:04.860
Oh.

03:15:04.860 --> 03:15:05.860
Missing requirements?

03:15:05.860 --> 03:15:23.000
wood all right the roof situation is never is never good for now oh wait this

03:15:23.000 --> 03:15:32.520
needs wood as well I don't have any at all shit no man god damn it stone axe

03:15:32.520 --> 03:15:55.580
I gotta go punch more stuff.

03:15:55.580 --> 03:15:58.240
I gotta just punch like a... branch.

03:16:12.460 --> 03:16:13.860
Fucking kick the street.

03:16:13.860 --> 03:16:14.700
Ah!

03:16:14.700 --> 03:16:15.540
Ah!

03:16:19.220 --> 03:16:20.060
Saved.

03:16:21.740 --> 03:16:23.420
I'll repair after, okay?

03:16:23.420 --> 03:16:25.180
We're taking the long route.

03:16:25.580 --> 03:16:38.580
Two broken hammers? I've done a lot of building.

03:16:38.580 --> 03:16:51.580
Holy shit! Oh my god! Oh my god!

03:16:51.580 --> 03:16:53.580
Nice.

03:16:57.580 --> 03:16:59.580
Nothing traveled.

03:17:02.580 --> 03:17:07.580
Yeah, looks like a fucking data center. Holy shit, man.

03:17:09.580 --> 03:17:12.580
What the hell did I design?

03:17:21.580 --> 03:17:35.100
come on man what the hell is that has he dried died to a tree yet no I have it

03:17:35.100 --> 03:17:43.460
Oh my god, oh shit, that looked cool.

03:17:43.460 --> 03:17:56.460
Alright, I have a lot of stuff now.

03:17:56.460 --> 03:18:03.580
Alright, my favorite part of the house, the roof.

03:18:03.580 --> 03:18:09.340
gonna be off the dimensions are gonna be off I just know everything is gonna be

03:18:09.340 --> 03:18:24.020
terrible we're going with the 45 thatch home depot is this too low yeah who here

03:18:24.020 --> 03:18:30.460
has ridiculous amounts of time in what's that game Minecraft what is the

03:18:30.460 --> 03:18:37.980
What is the uh, what's the secret the roofs you start from the sides and just build up

03:18:53.500 --> 03:18:58.780
I don't know if this is too low where do I start from

03:19:00.460 --> 03:19:02.460
There's a ladder

03:19:25.260 --> 03:19:27.260
Build off of a roof corner

03:19:30.460 --> 03:19:34.460
Is this the right way?

03:19:34.460 --> 03:19:38.460
It kind of doesn't look like it is.

03:19:42.460 --> 03:19:46.460
Oh, wait a minute.

03:19:46.460 --> 03:19:50.460
There we go. 45?

03:19:50.460 --> 03:19:54.460
4 of 45. Is that correct?

03:19:54.460 --> 03:19:58.460
Maybe lower?

03:19:58.460 --> 03:20:08.140
Yeah, that looks good, that looks good.

03:20:08.140 --> 03:20:23.140
I'm pretty sure this is okay.

03:20:23.140 --> 03:20:28.620
I think that's on correct. It's hard to tell because there's like some fine snapping

03:20:33.620 --> 03:20:40.320
Yeah, the way this snaps is weird, I think that's on I swear that looks wrong

03:20:40.320 --> 03:20:42.320
Oh

03:20:52.160 --> 03:20:54.160
There we go

03:20:54.160 --> 03:21:09.720
Buddy, what is this fucking range?

03:21:09.720 --> 03:21:13.360
Oh my god.

03:21:13.360 --> 03:21:18.600
Can you move this forwards?

03:21:18.600 --> 03:21:20.600
Ah, shit, rotate place.

03:21:46.180 --> 03:21:46.680
Shit.

03:21:46.680 --> 03:22:13.960
Come on, man.

03:22:13.960 --> 03:22:14.960
There it is.

03:22:14.960 --> 03:22:43.840
no scam I saw red there is some red I do see the red you know it hasn't collapsed

03:22:43.840 --> 03:22:50.840
That's the yet so that's a good sign.

03:22:50.840 --> 03:22:56.180
Yeah is there a mod for auto collector?

03:22:56.180 --> 03:23:04.800
Is it a setting in game?

03:23:04.800 --> 03:23:05.800
It is a setting?

03:23:05.800 --> 03:23:08.120
I did not see it.

03:23:08.120 --> 03:23:09.120
It's just press V.

03:23:09.120 --> 03:23:12.120
Oh it's odd now.

03:23:12.120 --> 03:23:19.480
Alright, we're gonna go with a flat roof, hopefully this works.

03:23:19.480 --> 03:23:24.640
26 degree, there's no flat roof.

03:23:24.640 --> 03:23:26.520
Shit.

03:23:26.520 --> 03:23:34.160
Unless you can take this and just...

03:23:34.160 --> 03:23:36.880
No.

03:23:36.880 --> 03:23:50.440
Can you do a 26 inner corner?

03:23:50.440 --> 03:23:54.240
Does that actually work?

03:23:54.240 --> 03:23:59.160
Yeah, I need some light in this.

03:23:59.160 --> 03:24:00.160
This is horrible.

03:24:00.160 --> 03:24:04.160
I'm fucking blind.

03:24:04.160 --> 03:24:06.160
Insane lighting.

03:24:06.160 --> 03:24:19.800
really wow it kind of works it kind of works twenty six

03:24:24.360 --> 03:24:28.440
that's not evil out there

03:24:28.440 --> 03:24:37.440
Okay, now what are we doing here? What angle? I need like a protractor or something.

03:24:49.440 --> 03:24:55.440
Holy, yo, what the fuck? Yo, this looks great! Damn! Uh-oh.

03:24:55.440 --> 03:24:59.440
Really? Oh my god, the final touch!

03:25:03.440 --> 03:25:05.440
I don't know the angle.

03:25:06.440 --> 03:25:09.440
It looks like that, but no.

03:25:12.440 --> 03:25:15.440
Leave it open and put a fire in the middle.

03:25:25.440 --> 03:25:32.440
I need stone.

03:25:41.440 --> 03:25:46.440
I need stone. Can't put fire in your house. Oh really? You can't?

03:25:46.440 --> 03:25:50.440
Yeah, maybe like a little pot.

03:25:50.440 --> 03:25:53.440
There it is.

03:25:53.440 --> 03:25:56.600
Feels good. Sign. Use.

03:25:57.820 --> 03:26:00.180
Cognar's house.

03:26:04.020 --> 03:26:07.160
There it is, boys! A sheesh!

03:26:09.320 --> 03:26:11.080
I'm down by my burner!

03:26:12.440 --> 03:26:16.660
Now, how in the hell do you repair, is the question.

03:26:18.640 --> 03:26:21.160
I'm hitting 7 and nothing happens.

03:26:23.440 --> 03:26:51.720
I'm using it. You are too exposed. I'm literally hitting one. It's too exposed, buddy. Are

03:26:51.720 --> 03:26:54.720
Are you fucking joking? Is this a joke, man?

03:27:14.480 --> 03:27:18.240
Holy... Bruh, I gotta hold this shit. Oh, you can hold it.

03:27:21.720 --> 03:27:31.720
This is actually connect.

03:27:31.720 --> 03:27:34.720
Shiiiiiish!

03:27:34.720 --> 03:27:37.720
Come on man!

03:27:37.720 --> 03:27:41.720
Nice little patiove!

03:27:41.720 --> 03:27:45.720
Oh I don't got anything.

03:27:45.720 --> 03:27:48.720
All right, all right.

03:27:51.720 --> 03:27:53.720
Yeah, maybe I need...

03:27:53.720 --> 03:27:55.720
I don't know where to put this.

03:27:55.720 --> 03:27:57.720
I'm gonna... oh, I have nothing.

03:27:57.720 --> 03:27:59.720
I didn't go farm.

03:28:00.720 --> 03:28:01.720
Hey!

03:28:01.720 --> 03:28:03.720
The hell out of the house!

03:28:04.720 --> 03:28:06.720
Asshole.

03:28:08.720 --> 03:28:11.720
Yeah, probably is the window.

03:28:15.720 --> 03:28:17.720
some flint

03:28:20.200 --> 03:28:22.200
Yeah, necks are good food anyways

03:28:36.000 --> 03:28:39.800
I gotta make a bow and a bunch of other stuff. Let me just get more wood

03:28:39.800 --> 03:29:03.320
six wood per why not I'm just gonna get a shit ton

03:29:03.320 --> 03:29:11.140
I should be I get enough for now

03:29:13.380 --> 03:29:15.380
Okay

03:29:18.500 --> 03:29:24.980
Yeah, it looks pretty nice now with the roof it looks less like a data center good stuff

03:29:26.580 --> 03:29:28.580
It's a little homie now

03:29:28.580 --> 03:29:40.420
and what the hell man um you know you man I might need to actually get rid of

03:29:40.420 --> 03:29:45.340
some of this stuff because there's too many windows

03:29:47.300 --> 03:29:50.660
please work

03:29:59.460 --> 03:30:03.140
You bitch you beach tree

03:30:11.020 --> 03:30:13.020
Are you fucking kidding?

03:30:19.540 --> 03:30:21.540
Dude come on

03:30:24.820 --> 03:30:28.140
That's the worst roof oh yeah works now

03:30:28.580 --> 03:30:47.580
One E. How do you repair? Right click. Seven. Left click. Hold seven. Is this it? Oh my

03:30:47.580 --> 03:31:02.260
item you spam the button to repair holy shit I don't know what to tell you guys

03:31:02.260 --> 03:31:07.100
okay I don't know what to tell you there stone axe upgrade you need a two-star

03:31:07.100 --> 03:31:17.340
required station level there's like a

03:31:17.340 --> 03:31:19.420
little upgrade icon here I'm not sure

03:31:19.420 --> 03:31:22.940
what that means maybe I'm not in the

03:31:22.940 --> 03:31:24.920
vicinity of the chopping block for this

03:31:24.920 --> 03:31:53.260
work bench. Unless this actually upgrades the station. What? Oh, it's just, oh. Stone

03:31:53.260 --> 03:32:00.260
Stone axe qualities, stone axe hammer, the hose, stone axe.

03:32:00.260 --> 03:32:06.060
I wonder if I can delete any items.

03:32:06.060 --> 03:32:07.060
I need this.

03:32:07.060 --> 03:32:20.060
I need to go hunt and then also make some crates.

03:32:20.060 --> 03:32:27.060
of

03:32:27.060 --> 03:32:30.060
of

03:32:30.060 --> 03:32:35.060
of

03:32:35.060 --> 03:32:44.060
of

03:32:44.060 --> 03:32:58.740
I don't really need the hull anymore.

03:32:58.740 --> 03:33:02.900
I guess all my food is here.

03:33:02.900 --> 03:33:06.700
I don't really need this right now.

03:33:06.700 --> 03:33:07.700
Okay.

03:33:07.700 --> 03:33:11.060
And now what else?

03:33:11.060 --> 03:33:12.060
Yeah.

03:33:12.060 --> 03:33:14.060
Yeah, I'm gonna go Flint Axe.

03:33:24.560 --> 03:33:25.060
Okay.

03:33:27.260 --> 03:33:28.860
Yeah, I'm gonna make a bed.

03:33:35.860 --> 03:33:37.460
I'm not really sure where to put the bed.

03:33:38.260 --> 03:33:39.860
For now, rare.

03:33:42.060 --> 03:33:47.420
Sleep without a way in your bed, another proof of your heart would be some chest where you

03:33:47.420 --> 03:33:49.820
can store items.

03:33:49.820 --> 03:34:00.500
Yes, now I'm gonna go and do it up.

03:34:00.500 --> 03:34:03.500
Alright.

03:34:03.500 --> 03:34:08.900
I need more, I need leather so I can make a bow.

03:34:08.900 --> 03:34:27.300
Triple food buff.

03:34:27.300 --> 03:34:28.300
I did.

03:34:28.300 --> 03:34:33.140
I set the spawn point.

03:34:33.140 --> 03:34:38.740
Yeah, there it is right there.

03:34:38.740 --> 03:34:42.740
Uh, it's a data center converted into a lovable space.

03:34:57.740 --> 03:35:01.740
You need the rest buff all the time, it helps so much.

03:35:01.740 --> 03:35:09.980
Uh, how do you get the rest buff by sleeping or actually sitting down?

03:35:09.980 --> 03:35:13.500
You tell me I have to sit down?

03:35:13.500 --> 03:35:17.660
Oh, Nirra Fire gives you the buff?

03:35:17.660 --> 03:35:19.940
I'll do it when I come back.

03:35:19.940 --> 03:35:28.580
Let me just get supplies to make a bow.

03:35:28.580 --> 03:35:34.240
I need to kill some gore or something.

03:35:34.240 --> 03:35:39.540
I need resin for something as well.

03:35:39.540 --> 03:35:42.540
Not too far.

03:35:42.540 --> 03:35:51.260
Okay, oh shit, the boss is right there.

03:35:51.260 --> 03:35:57.780
Maybe I can beat him with just this weapon.

03:35:57.780 --> 03:36:01.180
I just don't know what I'm going up against, to be honest.

03:36:01.180 --> 03:36:04.180
Maybe he's the tutorial boss and I'm already good to go kill him.

03:36:15.620 --> 03:36:17.140
Yeah, brawl, chill!

03:36:17.140 --> 03:36:18.140
Everybody chill!

03:36:23.380 --> 03:36:24.380
No one knows.

03:36:27.780 --> 03:36:32.780
I think he dropped some leather.

03:36:32.780 --> 03:36:39.780
Here, here, here, here, here, here.

03:36:39.780 --> 03:36:43.780
Yup.

03:36:43.780 --> 03:36:51.780
People with 30,000 hours losing their minds, I know.

03:36:51.780 --> 03:36:57.700
Wait, that's a one-star bar.

03:36:57.700 --> 03:37:01.100
A barter.

03:37:01.100 --> 03:37:03.020
He actually ran the hell away.

03:37:03.020 --> 03:37:05.500
The others wanted to fight back.

03:37:05.500 --> 03:37:06.500
Yo!

03:37:06.500 --> 03:37:18.380
How many, how much leather?

03:37:18.380 --> 03:37:20.380
Six leather right now?

03:37:20.380 --> 03:37:29.060
Okay, this thing's very good at hiding.

03:37:29.060 --> 03:37:36.660
Holy SHIT!

03:37:36.660 --> 03:37:42.740
Stratz.

03:37:42.740 --> 03:37:43.740
Pretend like I'm dead.

03:37:43.740 --> 03:37:44.740
And then attack.

03:37:44.740 --> 03:37:45.740
There you go.

03:37:45.740 --> 03:37:51.880
There you go.

03:37:51.880 --> 03:37:59.160
Get heals, get heals!

03:37:59.160 --> 03:38:08.560
Okay, I can make my bow now, which is gonna make me a lot stronger.

03:38:08.560 --> 03:38:15.560
I probably can't one-tap this Bambi, yeah.

03:38:15.560 --> 03:38:24.560
The spear is very strong.

03:38:24.560 --> 03:38:33.400
You can play this online, but you can also play it as a single-player survival game.

03:38:33.400 --> 03:38:35.040
It's not online, it's co-op.

03:38:35.040 --> 03:38:37.040
I mean, you can make a server.

03:38:46.040 --> 03:38:49.040
They're out of all the scraps around the house.

03:38:52.040 --> 03:38:55.040
Oh my god, I have everything to make this.

03:38:57.040 --> 03:38:59.040
Holy boys.

03:39:05.040 --> 03:39:18.040
Is the dock underwater? Partially, yes.

03:39:18.040 --> 03:39:26.040
Oh, the water's fuckin' nice in this shit. Goddamn.

03:39:26.040 --> 03:39:29.040
Yo!

03:39:29.040 --> 03:39:34.040
Oh god.

03:39:34.040 --> 03:39:45.040
How much did these cost?

03:39:45.040 --> 03:39:54.040
Oh, it's just straight up wood.

03:39:54.040 --> 03:39:56.660
I swear this needs, like, a...

03:39:58.780 --> 03:40:01.040
This looks like it's starting an endpoint.

03:40:04.340 --> 03:40:05.460
Is this a gate?

03:40:08.660 --> 03:40:11.140
Fence... gate... long...

03:40:16.800 --> 03:40:18.400
I think I got everything back.

03:40:24.040 --> 03:40:30.800
oh shit it still looks kind of fucked

03:40:35.800 --> 03:40:49.200
I don't follow I don't follow the gate was better

03:40:54.040 --> 03:40:57.960
Oh you can't build like this.

03:40:57.960 --> 03:41:21.440
There it is, boys.

03:41:21.440 --> 03:41:24.480
Pagoli constructions.

03:41:24.480 --> 03:41:27.200
Holy shit.

03:41:27.200 --> 03:41:38.680
love it they fucking hold on that's huge god damn come on man

03:41:44.720 --> 03:41:53.280
do I actually need a paddle or something do you need a paddle for this or a sail

03:41:53.280 --> 03:42:02.560
there's more to this isn't there oh yes you got to build that out

03:42:02.560 --> 03:42:09.560
Oh nice.

03:42:09.560 --> 03:42:14.560
No.

03:42:14.560 --> 03:42:21.560
Don't worry, that's fine.

03:42:32.560 --> 03:42:34.560
There it is

03:42:46.720 --> 03:42:48.720
Yeah

03:42:49.640 --> 03:42:51.640
Come on

03:42:52.280 --> 03:42:58.000
I'm going back. I was just circling the boat bro. We're going against the wind

03:43:02.560 --> 03:43:24.560
One speed against the wind is the way.

03:43:24.560 --> 03:43:47.120
And docked, alright, okay so far so good, now I need to, well your bed needs to be placed

03:43:47.120 --> 03:43:49.720
near a fire, what?

03:43:49.720 --> 03:43:51.720
So can you do it under a fire?

03:43:51.720 --> 03:43:53.720
I don't follow.

03:43:53.720 --> 03:43:56.720
What the fuck is this game? I don't follow.

03:43:56.720 --> 03:44:00.720
You have to use like outdoor stuff, indoor?

03:44:04.720 --> 03:44:06.720
Alright, what if I just put this shit here?

03:44:09.720 --> 03:44:10.720
There you go.

03:44:11.720 --> 03:44:12.720
Whoa.

03:44:13.720 --> 03:44:16.720
They call this, uh, it's actually therapeutic.

03:44:16.720 --> 03:44:25.500
therapeutic it warms up your bed in the

03:44:25.500 --> 03:44:34.540
winter yeah heated floor rested oh that's

03:44:34.540 --> 03:44:36.420
the rest of the but you know next time

03:44:36.420 --> 03:44:40.340
do that not at this time

03:44:40.340 --> 03:44:53.340
Okay, as we went, let's get this, and then realize, fuck, I still need more of this.

03:44:53.340 --> 03:44:56.340
Can I just sleep again?

03:44:56.340 --> 03:44:59.340
Shit.

03:44:59.340 --> 03:45:06.340
I gotta go, uh, can I like kill the boars better with this or something?

03:45:10.340 --> 03:45:33.100
I need to get leather ASAP.

03:45:33.100 --> 03:45:36.060
More leather.

03:45:36.060 --> 03:45:50.740
bore families. Yeah, it's my first time actually giving this a chance. I played it for an hour

03:45:50.740 --> 03:45:52.740
when it first dropped on early access so...

03:46:08.740 --> 03:46:10.740
I kinda like the knife attack speed.

03:46:16.740 --> 03:46:18.740
Oh yeah, the knife is actually pretty nice.

03:46:20.740 --> 03:46:36.020
I see no boar anywhere I'm literally leather screwed right now

03:46:36.020 --> 03:46:37.020
Now...

03:46:37.020 --> 03:46:38.020
Shrooms?

03:46:38.020 --> 03:46:58.020
It seems like it's Rush just killing everything for level ups.

03:46:58.020 --> 03:47:15.460
buddy there ain't shit

03:47:15.460 --> 03:47:25.020
is that a boar?

03:47:25.020 --> 03:47:28.700
Oh, I'm gonna miss.

03:47:31.100 --> 03:47:32.100
Ah!

03:47:32.100 --> 03:47:32.940
Oh wait.

03:47:43.620 --> 03:47:44.780
How much, how much?

03:47:48.020 --> 03:47:49.620
Oh shit, worth.

03:47:50.980 --> 03:47:53.800
Big upgrades, oh my God, big upgrades.

03:47:55.020 --> 03:48:02.020
massive recipe unlocked.

03:48:02.020 --> 03:48:11.020
Some shrimps.

03:48:11.020 --> 03:48:19.020
Let's go back.

03:48:19.020 --> 03:48:22.020
Perfect timing.

03:48:22.020 --> 03:48:32.660
We got lunch and lunch and supplies. Let's go back home.

03:48:39.100 --> 03:48:50.860
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. We'll need the coal for something later. Oh yeah, there's stuff in here.

03:48:52.020 --> 03:48:54.020
Oh

03:49:06.820 --> 03:49:08.820
Yeah, they're hurt that much

03:49:22.020 --> 03:49:25.020
Oh bees give you good stamp food.

03:49:28.020 --> 03:49:30.020
Alright, now let's see...

03:49:30.020 --> 03:49:32.020
Okay, I'm gonna make...

03:49:33.020 --> 03:49:34.020
First...

03:49:37.020 --> 03:49:39.020
Are you fucking kidding me? I just need wood.

03:49:42.020 --> 03:49:43.020
I need wood.

03:49:47.020 --> 03:49:49.020
There's actually another deer there.

03:49:50.020 --> 03:49:51.020
That is now gone.

03:49:52.020 --> 03:50:18.980
I birthed the food again, didn't I?

03:50:18.980 --> 03:50:19.980
I totally did.

03:50:19.980 --> 03:50:21.980
Oh yeah, I'm actually carrying too much now.

03:50:26.460 --> 03:50:28.460
What happened?

03:50:28.460 --> 03:50:30.460
If you're gonna tell you, we're gonna get this one down.

03:50:30.460 --> 03:50:32.460
Thank you, brah. I know. I'm aware.

03:50:32.780 --> 03:50:33.820
I'm aware.

03:50:33.820 --> 03:50:35.340
Wait a minute. I'm not aware.

03:50:35.340 --> 03:50:37.580
Oh, shit. I'm like super stuffed.

03:50:45.660 --> 03:50:47.660
I'll be back.

03:50:49.980 --> 03:50:54.980
Oh, there's a bunch of deer there

03:50:57.100 --> 03:51:03.860
All right, the other question is does this game pull from your chest if it doesn't I'm gonna be very sage

03:51:05.020 --> 03:51:07.020
extreme satchness

03:51:07.620 --> 03:51:10.180
It doesn't in 1.0

03:51:10.180 --> 03:51:12.180
Oh

03:51:19.300 --> 03:51:25.660
You can get mods where how easy is it to get mods

03:51:31.020 --> 03:51:34.200
This shit is my cutting my cutting

03:51:40.180 --> 03:51:45.180
Thunder store?

03:51:45.180 --> 03:51:47.180
Ah, whatever.

03:51:47.180 --> 03:51:50.180
You're telling me I gotta actually pick my shit up?

03:51:50.180 --> 03:51:52.180
Oy-yoy.

03:52:02.180 --> 03:52:07.180
Ah, I am streaming tomorrow, yes.

03:52:07.180 --> 03:52:16.300
I am streaming tomorrow. Yes for war dogs. I have yet. I want to I yeah, I will I'll be live tomorrow

03:52:18.420 --> 03:52:22.520
Not sponsored I just I'm a fan of some video games

03:52:28.380 --> 03:52:32.700
Okay, I think I have everything of use here let's test out the bow

03:52:33.780 --> 03:52:35.780
And then let me put this in

03:52:35.780 --> 03:52:37.780
And then come here.

03:52:40.980 --> 03:52:46.480
I think I have all the tools in this game you use a axe. You don't use a pickaxe.

03:52:47.980 --> 03:52:52.480
Oh yeah, and then wasn't there something else? What could this need? Deer hide. Oh.

03:52:53.880 --> 03:52:56.380
And then there is a tanner I could make.

03:52:57.080 --> 03:53:00.580
Leather, leather, six, six.

03:53:01.180 --> 03:53:02.680
Leather tunic.

03:53:02.680 --> 03:53:04.680
I

03:53:05.240 --> 03:53:08.740
Sure, I got a tannery blueprint a deer rug

03:53:10.640 --> 03:53:15.600
Where the fuck was it flint wood leather, let me get on my flint

03:53:25.720 --> 03:53:29.720
Wait three flint no, I had like 30 foot right here

03:53:29.720 --> 03:53:52.040
what boys then I have 30 flint like right here excuse me there's no way it disappeared

03:53:59.720 --> 03:54:16.300
Yeah, the water is so nice in this game.

03:54:16.300 --> 03:54:21.060
You dropped it, but I came back unless it deletes items.

03:54:21.060 --> 03:54:22.620
Which is odd, I don't know why it would.

03:54:22.620 --> 03:54:25.540
It was like right here I got encumbered.

03:54:25.540 --> 03:54:30.540
and then drop 30 flint.

03:54:30.540 --> 03:54:31.540
Whatever.

03:54:43.540 --> 03:54:44.540
Again.

03:54:55.540 --> 03:54:57.540
Oh

03:55:10.900 --> 03:55:12.900
My god

03:55:25.540 --> 03:55:39.460
Yo, what the fuck, man?

03:55:39.460 --> 03:55:42.900
Oh now you know someone shooting you?

03:55:42.900 --> 03:55:47.540
Okay, he just stopped.

03:55:47.540 --> 03:55:48.540
Whatever.

03:55:48.540 --> 03:55:49.540
Whatever, man.

03:55:49.540 --> 03:55:50.540
Whatever.

03:55:50.540 --> 03:55:52.540
Whatever

03:55:57.260 --> 03:56:02.540
Those are gonna burn again, I know I'm aware I know they are

03:56:04.620 --> 03:56:08.020
Okay, I need flint and leather for that to make a tannery

03:56:09.020 --> 03:56:13.140
So I guess I could just go farm and then I'll make a helmet

03:56:14.060 --> 03:56:15.060
so

03:56:15.060 --> 03:56:17.060
Yeah

03:56:17.060 --> 03:56:24.420
And then I am going to put all this in here. I have a bunch of excess food

03:56:28.340 --> 03:56:30.340
Kind of like I can just wait here or

03:56:47.060 --> 03:56:49.060
Three cooking racks.

03:57:17.060 --> 03:57:33.780
There it is, meat-maxing.

03:57:33.780 --> 03:57:39.220
One for everybody.

03:57:39.220 --> 03:57:51.220
Yeah, this is the way. Look at all the food I'm gonna have. Unless you can only have one,

03:57:51.220 --> 03:57:57.500
like, cut to meat and it needs to be... you need a... you need three different types.

03:57:57.500 --> 03:58:03.260
It's not like you could have bore meat and like fucking... deer meat.

03:58:03.260 --> 03:58:14.420
Wait, does food go bad? No, it does.

03:58:14.420 --> 03:58:21.900
In your backpack it goes bad. Shit, man. It doesn't? Oh, good, okay.

03:58:21.900 --> 03:58:30.120
Yeah, I feel like I'm ready for the boss. I think I got this now.

03:58:30.120 --> 03:58:32.920
I could go farm some more animals.

03:58:34.760 --> 03:58:36.600
That's probably the only thing to do.

03:58:41.880 --> 03:58:43.320
One more cookin' I'm good.

03:59:00.120 --> 03:59:05.120
Buddy.

03:59:05.120 --> 03:59:09.120
I don't think it's harder than the Onamusha bosses.

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Especially the one I versed yesterday.

03:59:12.120 --> 03:59:19.120
The only thing is, is my durability.

03:59:19.120 --> 03:59:22.120
Let's go check.

03:59:22.120 --> 03:59:25.120
Shit, I should have snuck. I need deer.

03:59:25.120 --> 03:59:51.120
hides. Wait, you can parry? Is it just like a perfectly timed block?

03:59:51.120 --> 04:00:10.800
Oh my god, that was the fear from earlier.

04:00:10.800 --> 04:00:12.800
Oh, that did a lot of H damage

04:00:28.640 --> 04:00:31.160
I'm no Stan fuck man, I suck

04:00:33.280 --> 04:00:37.120
All right bosses tutorial here we go I got food for days

04:00:40.800 --> 04:00:47.440
So I did mention getting the spear I didn't see a blueprint for it

04:00:58.320 --> 04:01:02.400
You have found the surface of one of the forsaken to make the correct operating if they're altered

04:01:02.400 --> 04:01:03.280
They will come be worried though

04:01:03.280 --> 04:01:08.520
The resilient are not easy to raise or cut the wicked weapon down in front of summer and eat a hearty mealy for engaging

04:01:08.520 --> 04:01:10.520
Offer?

04:01:13.520 --> 04:01:15.520
Hunt his kin.

04:01:15.520 --> 04:01:18.520
Oh, I need de- oh, I saw a trophy I had.

04:01:18.520 --> 04:01:20.520
Oh, okay.

04:01:20.520 --> 04:01:22.520
Let me see.

04:01:24.520 --> 04:01:26.520
Just need to do that.

04:01:29.520 --> 04:01:31.520
Right here, right here.

04:01:33.520 --> 04:01:35.520
You piece of shit.

04:01:38.520 --> 04:01:52.300
Come on, man!

04:01:52.300 --> 04:02:01.080
Maybe go buy that spear.

04:02:01.080 --> 04:02:07.160
Wait, do you stay stealthy even if you miss?

04:02:07.160 --> 04:02:33.800
just tripping out. Stay still. There it is, boys. No trophy, though.

04:02:37.160 --> 04:02:42.160
Oh, really?

04:02:42.160 --> 04:02:47.160
Yo, get the fuck out of here!

04:02:47.160 --> 04:02:52.160
Get the fuck out of here!

04:02:52.160 --> 04:02:57.160
Oh, my God!

04:02:57.160 --> 04:03:02.160
Get a lot.

04:03:02.160 --> 04:03:07.160
He had a lot.

04:03:07.160 --> 04:03:25.160
Oh, yeah, I never crafted a shield, you're right.

04:03:25.160 --> 04:03:41.480
Shield, just wooden leather scraps.

04:03:41.480 --> 04:03:44.400
Leather trousers, leather tunic.

04:03:44.400 --> 04:03:47.840
I think I have everything.

04:03:47.840 --> 04:04:09.840
trousers. I aggregate something.

04:04:09.840 --> 04:04:11.840
Oh

04:04:33.600 --> 04:04:35.600
You guys working together

04:04:39.840 --> 04:04:54.200
Damn, did I came to my front door?

04:04:54.200 --> 04:05:00.160
Okay, okay!

04:05:00.160 --> 04:05:04.160
He rallied the creatures of the forest.

04:05:04.160 --> 04:05:09.160
That's bullshit. There's literally a fire underneath.

04:05:09.160 --> 04:05:13.160
There's literally a fire right there.

04:05:17.160 --> 04:05:20.160
Oh wait, no.

04:05:35.060 --> 04:05:37.060
My sauna

04:05:42.960 --> 04:05:46.900
It's really like a room and your time is worth the enemy may also be parried

04:05:47.940 --> 04:05:53.260
Okay, it said hunt his kin and I saw there is a deer trophy. I wonder if that's what I need

04:05:55.700 --> 04:06:00.940
What's really sister camera that's right there is that guarantee yeah, that's just happened I saw

04:06:00.940 --> 04:06:06.940
Yeah, the deer trophy. Maybe this is what he needs.

04:06:06.940 --> 04:06:09.940
Oh wait, I have two deer trophies now.

04:06:09.940 --> 04:06:12.940
And a boar head trophy.

04:06:12.940 --> 04:06:19.940
Oh, I see.

04:06:27.940 --> 04:06:30.940
Flint Leather...

04:06:30.940 --> 04:06:32.940
Shit.

04:06:42.940 --> 04:06:48.940
Yo, what the fuck? This fire? Wait, what? Did I not add shit?

04:06:50.940 --> 04:06:53.940
You're out of wood. It has fuel. What am I missing?

04:07:01.940 --> 04:07:04.940
It needs air? Oh.

04:07:12.940 --> 04:07:21.980
But it is.

04:07:21.980 --> 04:07:25.460
Shit I need more stones man.

04:07:25.460 --> 04:07:28.460
Which I have.

04:07:28.460 --> 04:07:35.780
Man this thing does not work in many areas.

04:07:35.780 --> 04:07:37.620
Tell me that's close enough.

04:07:37.620 --> 04:07:40.620
It is.

04:07:40.620 --> 04:07:59.780
Alright, let's go see if I can fight this boss now.

04:07:59.780 --> 04:08:07.820
Fully buff this, buff this as I can be.

04:08:07.820 --> 04:08:09.820
Here we go.

04:08:20.540 --> 04:08:23.540
Yeah, my bow's probably gonna break halfway in.

04:08:29.620 --> 04:08:32.620
I'm giving you pieces shite.

04:08:37.820 --> 04:08:40.540
There's no way I'm not one-tapping this guy.

04:08:52.220 --> 04:08:53.220
Oh fuck.

04:08:58.820 --> 04:09:00.320
Where are you asshole?

04:09:37.820 --> 04:10:03.820
Oh, and that does no damage.

04:10:03.820 --> 04:10:17.260
Shafi for real, you died for this guy initially, didn't you?

04:10:17.260 --> 04:10:21.580
I won't judge, I won't judge.

04:10:21.580 --> 04:10:36.580
Fuck this guy, he's casually dodging.

04:11:06.580 --> 04:11:19.780
I feel like that was a parry.

04:11:19.780 --> 04:11:33.420
Oh, you can't parry with this?

04:11:33.420 --> 04:12:02.540
There it is, the chosen one.

04:12:02.540 --> 04:12:23.460
Very nice, very nice.

04:12:23.460 --> 04:12:26.340
Easy clap.

04:12:26.340 --> 04:12:28.340
Another victory.

04:12:28.340 --> 04:12:33.900
Return to the sacrificial stones, we're here for a steak and chruppy and offer it as a

04:12:33.900 --> 04:12:53.940
sacrifice to make the gods smile upon you.

04:12:53.940 --> 04:12:54.940
Is there a higher difficulty?

04:12:54.940 --> 04:13:13.420
filthy I don't think so. Yeah I gotta go put his head on that area. Let me repair. Oh you

04:13:13.420 --> 04:13:23.420
can do hardcore bosses get way harder. Yeah that's the tutorial boss wasn't it? Basically.

04:13:23.420 --> 04:13:30.420
I'll go there right now.

04:13:30.420 --> 04:13:43.420
I think I'm out of food.

04:13:43.420 --> 04:13:56.080
Let's see if I can make this knife or this dagger into a level 2.

04:13:56.080 --> 04:13:59.400
This is the tourist biome.

04:13:59.400 --> 04:14:12.720
Oh, you can do that when you have the shield equipped.

04:14:12.720 --> 04:14:21.100
Okay, I gotta place his head.

04:14:21.100 --> 04:14:25.720
Is this the whole game or you kill all the bosses in the biome and then you go to the

04:14:25.720 --> 04:14:36.960
the next area.

04:14:36.960 --> 04:14:41.440
Wait you kill all these bosses in this biome?

04:14:41.440 --> 04:14:46.440
Or is that the boss of this biome?

04:14:46.440 --> 04:14:53.440
boss per biome.

04:15:05.320 --> 04:15:12.320
Wait.

04:15:12.320 --> 04:15:14.320
Oh

04:15:14.440 --> 04:15:18.760
Is this like a buff? Oh each one has a buff. Oh shit, that's huge

04:15:20.280 --> 04:15:22.280
What the hell?

04:15:31.040 --> 04:15:33.040
I have five minutes of

04:15:34.520 --> 04:15:41.000
Minus 60 percent stamp. Oh, that's so nice. Is that RNG or is that always the case?

04:15:42.320 --> 04:15:53.040
Oh, the black forest.

04:15:53.040 --> 04:16:02.200
I feel like now it comes down to, I gotta figure out how to get to the black forest.

04:16:02.200 --> 04:16:09.200
Interesting.

04:16:09.200 --> 04:16:11.200
Oh

04:16:16.220 --> 04:16:18.220
Holy shit

04:16:39.200 --> 04:17:04.200
This is the time you farm with your buff.

04:17:04.200 --> 04:17:12.640
Alright man, I'm gonna go so far away from home, I need like a port or something.

04:17:30.400 --> 04:17:33.840
Wait, do you run faster with nothing in your hands?

04:17:34.200 --> 04:18:01.080
all right i hope it is like black forest when you enter so i know

04:18:04.200 --> 04:18:06.520
We'll like introduce when you enter a new bio

04:18:18.520 --> 04:18:21.320
I reached the student head and had no stem. Oh

04:18:25.000 --> 04:18:27.000
Yeah, let's say meadows

04:18:34.200 --> 04:18:55.680
nice nice oh I needed that deer you don't feel arrested anymore

04:18:55.680 --> 04:19:12.800
Okay, buddy, okay, buddy.

04:19:12.800 --> 04:19:19.400
You can mark interesting locations as well, oh, I can't hear.

04:19:19.400 --> 04:19:25.200
Yeah, I think I definitely have not found it yet.

04:19:25.200 --> 04:19:44.280
back towards the shore so let's probably play this game into like a unarmed kill all bosses

04:19:44.280 --> 04:20:03.960
I don't see any black forests around here, this would have been a nice place to build.

04:20:03.960 --> 04:20:07.240
too late

04:20:27.400 --> 04:20:33.000
all right anything I mean technically the other way to play is to just be like

04:20:33.000 --> 04:20:38.640
and go Nomad mode where you just keep quickly making a shack with a crafting

04:20:38.640 --> 04:20:48.600
bench. I'm keep moving like that instead of settling down. I'm making a house. You

04:20:48.600 --> 04:20:57.200
just make like just quickly two by two shacks with crafting tables.

04:20:57.200 --> 04:21:02.080
You'll have a porno later on.

04:21:02.080 --> 04:21:06.880
What are the chances of me booking it to the boss and killing him?

04:21:27.200 --> 04:21:29.200
No!

04:21:29.200 --> 04:21:31.200
Ow!

04:21:38.200 --> 04:21:40.200
Found it!

04:21:57.200 --> 04:21:59.200
Oh

04:22:57.200 --> 04:23:02.200
Come on boys!

04:23:02.200 --> 04:23:07.200
Come on man!

04:23:07.200 --> 04:23:14.200
Those rocks aren't going to get you far.

04:23:14.200 --> 04:23:21.200
There it is.

04:23:21.200 --> 04:23:32.200
There it is. And encumbered. Fuck me. God damn it.

04:23:32.200 --> 04:23:37.200
AHHHHHHH! PISSING SWEAT!

04:23:37.200 --> 04:23:52.200
He has a torch when you see them.

04:23:52.200 --> 04:24:01.320
Whoever has it, some traders have found themselves into the 10th world.

04:24:01.320 --> 04:24:06.000
If you find yourself in need of special commodities, you might want to seek them out.

04:24:06.000 --> 04:24:11.700
One of them is somewhere in the- alright.

04:24:11.700 --> 04:24:15.380
How can you hate that but love extraction shooters?

04:24:15.380 --> 04:24:21.280
Because you don't get fully slowed down in an extraction shooter and the worth feels

04:24:21.280 --> 04:24:24.940
like it's worth more than fucking offline shit.

04:24:24.940 --> 04:24:32.060
I don't know, it's psychological buddy, it's psychological.

04:24:32.060 --> 04:24:34.060
Psychological Brown

04:24:40.180 --> 04:24:42.180
One sec

04:25:02.060 --> 04:25:04.060
I

04:25:25.020 --> 04:25:27.020
All right

04:25:32.060 --> 04:25:45.660
Yeah, I'll be live tomorrow. Yeah, what time does war dogs launch by the way? Is it what yeah? What time is the official launch?

04:25:51.300 --> 04:25:54.660
All right, right at noon. Oh shit really, okay

04:25:54.660 --> 04:26:01.660
Whoa.

04:26:01.660 --> 04:26:11.180
Chomping and playing something else, boys.

04:26:11.180 --> 04:26:12.180
I'm playing something else.

04:26:12.180 --> 04:26:13.180
That was fun, though.

04:26:13.180 --> 04:26:14.180
That was fun.

04:26:14.180 --> 04:26:15.180
That was cool.

04:26:15.180 --> 04:26:17.580
I'm going to get a drink and we're going to play something else, hold up.

04:26:24.660 --> 04:26:26.720
you

04:26:54.660 --> 04:27:12.420
Yeah, that was a good shot there, bro.

04:27:12.420 --> 04:27:21.220
That was, uh, not bad.

04:27:21.220 --> 04:27:38.980
control already brother come on brother yeah let's try wanderberg out this game

04:27:38.980 --> 04:27:41.820
was pretty damn good. Oh, I never bought it.

04:27:50.220 --> 04:27:57.780
Wanderberg wish listed. Add to cart. Is there a lot better?

04:28:01.060 --> 04:28:04.420
The reviews were different about that.

04:28:08.980 --> 04:28:33.980
All right, here we go.

04:28:33.980 --> 04:28:55.500
Wait, there's a leaderboard in this game?

04:28:55.500 --> 04:28:56.500
Of course.

04:28:56.500 --> 04:29:02.460
But yeah, anyone who cheats in games and cheats in these leaderboards needs their dicks

04:29:02.460 --> 04:29:13.980
chopped off. I agree and agree. Everybody agrees. What? The game's crashed? Oh, the game's

04:29:13.980 --> 04:29:28.500
crashed. Too far? Too far? True, true. Too far. Maybe.

04:29:28.500 --> 04:29:35.500
This guy's probably cheating, right?

04:29:35.500 --> 04:29:36.500
Maybe?

04:29:36.500 --> 04:29:43.500
This feels like it has no FPS.

04:29:43.500 --> 04:29:52.500
Yeah, this game is not working on my computer.

04:29:52.500 --> 04:29:56.300
Can it something pop up that said some shit about smart app?

04:29:56.300 --> 04:29:57.500
What did I just see?

04:29:59.000 --> 04:30:00.360
What the hell is going on here?

04:30:00.360 --> 04:30:02.540
10K PC can't handle this.

04:30:02.540 --> 04:30:05.140
Use when game crashes, by the way.

04:30:06.340 --> 04:30:10.360
No way I got a DX11 on a Unity game.

04:30:12.300 --> 04:30:13.140
Hmm?

04:30:13.140 --> 04:30:13.980
Hmm?

04:30:13.980 --> 04:30:14.800
Hmm?

04:30:14.800 --> 04:30:15.640
Hmm?

04:30:15.640 --> 04:30:16.480
Hmm?

04:30:16.480 --> 04:30:17.320
Hmm?

04:30:17.320 --> 04:30:18.160
Hmm?

04:30:18.160 --> 04:30:19.000
Hmm?

04:30:19.000 --> 04:30:19.840
Hmm?

04:30:19.840 --> 04:30:20.660
Hmm?

04:30:20.660 --> 04:30:21.500
Hmm?

04:30:21.500 --> 04:30:22.340
Hmm?

04:30:22.340 --> 04:30:23.180
Hmm?

04:30:23.180 --> 04:30:24.020
Hmm?

04:30:24.020 --> 04:30:24.860
Hmm?

04:30:24.860 --> 04:30:25.700
Hmm?

04:30:25.700 --> 04:30:32.940
Okay, let's see be all four bosses on grasslands one

04:30:35.100 --> 04:30:39.820
Green plates I like desert one golden's be all four reasons. Uh, whatever just play the fucking game

04:30:39.820 --> 04:30:41.820
Apparently just play the game

04:30:51.780 --> 04:30:54.860
Okay, you need silver to upgrade

04:30:55.700 --> 04:30:58.500
But I can change my starting module.

04:31:00.400 --> 04:31:02.000
Let's just do cannons.

04:31:05.100 --> 04:31:06.800
Yesssss!

04:31:07.400 --> 04:31:10.400
Collect health to repair, big boxes will heal you.

04:31:20.100 --> 04:31:21.300
Very nice.

04:31:23.700 --> 04:31:25.200
Okay.

04:31:25.700 --> 04:31:35.700
Ability auto-attack.

04:31:35.700 --> 04:31:43.700
I'm stuck.

04:31:43.700 --> 04:31:52.900
Okay, we got three minutes until the boss shows up.

04:31:52.900 --> 04:31:58.260
collecting almost any all these makes it so your bar goes up

04:32:01.940 --> 04:32:04.900
i gotta make it so my auto attack is OP as shi-

04:32:13.540 --> 04:32:14.340
ah shi-

04:32:17.140 --> 04:32:19.140
my beats you are heavy for a castle kill

04:32:19.140 --> 04:32:22.660
Well, let's get some wheat.

04:32:22.660 --> 04:32:26.220
Alright, what do we have here?

04:32:26.220 --> 04:32:29.140
Top mo- we're going pure mortar.

04:32:29.140 --> 04:32:30.140
Cannons and mortars.

04:32:30.140 --> 04:32:31.140
Oh, that's a solid.

04:32:31.140 --> 04:32:32.140
That's good.

04:32:32.140 --> 04:32:33.140
That's good.

04:32:33.140 --> 04:32:34.140
Man.

04:32:34.140 --> 04:32:35.140
Wow.

04:32:35.140 --> 04:32:36.140
Man.

04:32:36.140 --> 04:32:37.140
Man.

04:32:37.140 --> 04:32:38.140
Man.

04:32:38.140 --> 04:32:39.140
Man.

04:32:39.140 --> 04:32:40.140
Man.

04:32:40.140 --> 04:32:41.140
Man.

04:32:41.140 --> 04:32:42.140
Man.

04:32:42.140 --> 04:32:43.140
Man.

04:32:43.140 --> 04:32:44.140
Man.

04:32:44.140 --> 04:32:58.820
Wow side module next artifact is 2x stronger. I like that. Oh you collect chests for artifacts?

04:32:58.820 --> 04:33:08.820
Yeah, kill this guy fast.

04:33:08.820 --> 04:33:14.500
Nice.

04:33:14.500 --> 04:33:15.500
More auto-attack.

04:33:15.500 --> 04:33:16.500
More.

04:33:16.500 --> 04:33:18.660
The archers are gonna be...

04:33:18.660 --> 04:33:21.940
They think the cannons are the strongest, but what we actually...

04:33:21.940 --> 04:33:27.580
The archers are what does the damage.

04:33:27.580 --> 04:33:29.580
Those are going to be insane.

04:33:41.580 --> 04:33:43.580
Oh, there's a gold chest in here.

04:33:45.580 --> 04:33:47.580
Whoa!

04:33:47.580 --> 04:33:58.580
Oh, this is risky.

04:33:58.580 --> 04:34:09.580
Oh my god.

04:34:09.580 --> 04:34:13.300
Auto attack.

04:34:13.300 --> 04:34:17.220
Wasn't worth it.

04:34:17.220 --> 04:34:19.860
I guess cannon damage.

04:34:19.860 --> 04:34:20.860
Iron bullets.

04:34:20.860 --> 04:34:30.540
Let's go with it, this looks like it's worth it.

04:34:30.540 --> 04:34:36.940
Oh my god.

04:34:36.940 --> 04:34:40.940
Add 40 bonus projectile travel speed.

04:34:40.940 --> 04:34:54.260
one health every 10 units you consume.

04:34:54.260 --> 04:34:55.260
More auto attack.

04:34:55.260 --> 04:34:56.260
I'm gonna get my HP.

04:34:56.260 --> 04:34:57.260
Oh my god.

04:34:57.260 --> 04:34:58.260
That's not the boss?

04:34:58.260 --> 04:34:59.260
No.

04:34:59.260 --> 04:35:01.260
Oh my god

04:35:05.740 --> 04:35:07.740
That's not the boss

04:35:21.140 --> 04:35:24.440
My god the archers are are getting better here

04:35:24.440 --> 04:35:35.040
Oh my god effect size affects speed when I go in here just mortar the group

04:35:45.040 --> 04:35:47.040
Oh there's a magnet

04:35:54.440 --> 04:35:55.440
Oh!

04:36:01.440 --> 04:36:04.440
Um, mortar damage, I guess?

04:36:05.440 --> 04:36:06.440
Holy shit.

04:36:07.440 --> 04:36:08.440
Top mortar?

04:36:15.440 --> 04:36:16.440
Oh, there's the boss.

04:36:16.440 --> 04:36:27.320
Did it say if I consume 10 units, I get, and there's like vampirism?

04:36:27.320 --> 04:36:33.320
Did I read that correctly?

04:36:33.320 --> 04:36:39.360
So I just have to drive into the units and it eats them?

04:36:39.360 --> 04:36:42.360
As long as it's not calpuring?

04:36:42.360 --> 04:36:52.280
Oh shit.

04:36:52.280 --> 04:36:53.280
Do we go movement?

04:36:53.280 --> 04:36:56.920
A hundred mags?

04:36:56.920 --> 04:36:59.240
Three hundred mass?

04:36:59.240 --> 04:37:01.160
Let's try this one.

04:37:01.160 --> 04:37:09.000
Oh shit, I'm so much faster.

04:37:09.000 --> 04:37:14.000
the four charges of cannons on an Archer crew.

04:37:19.440 --> 04:37:20.280
You know what I understand,

04:37:20.280 --> 04:37:22.240
we got the best archers in all the land.

04:37:27.760 --> 04:37:31.120
You may now purchase an Archer tower.

04:37:33.040 --> 04:37:34.000
That looks like blue,

04:37:34.000 --> 04:37:36.540
or not that's just the corpse of the boss.

04:37:39.000 --> 04:37:41.000
There's something down over here

04:37:49.000 --> 04:37:51.000
They're owning they're owning

04:38:01.000 --> 04:38:03.000
Oh

04:38:03.000 --> 04:38:18.000
Mine layer turt, why not get a ram?

04:38:18.000 --> 04:38:26.000
We're 30 max HP, yes.

04:38:26.000 --> 04:38:44.800
Whoa. Yeah. Archer's actually doing a lot of building damage. Damage, projectile, top

04:38:44.800 --> 04:39:00.480
mortar. Max Nitro melee damage 40 projectile travel speed to each module. Max Nitro on level

04:39:00.480 --> 04:39:10.320
up seems kind of good actually. Let's let me try one. Let me see at 40 bonus travel

04:39:10.320 --> 04:39:12.320
Speed

04:39:35.040 --> 04:39:37.040
Auto

04:39:40.320 --> 04:39:47.320
Oh my god.

04:39:47.320 --> 04:39:51.320
Orangepeed.

04:39:51.320 --> 04:39:58.320
Oh my god dude.

04:39:58.320 --> 04:40:02.320
Orangepeed.

04:40:02.320 --> 04:40:06.320
Orangepeed.

04:40:06.320 --> 04:40:08.320
Oh my god, dude!

04:40:08.660 --> 04:40:10.660
More HP!

04:40:14.260 --> 04:40:16.260
That's a- this is a lot of XP.

04:40:17.900 --> 04:40:21.820
Mortar? Oh my. Insane mortar upgrade.

04:40:26.120 --> 04:40:28.120
I think that did a shit ton of damage.

04:40:32.120 --> 04:40:34.120
This guy's going off the map.

04:40:36.320 --> 04:40:52.320
Get more deep ends.

04:40:52.320 --> 04:41:05.320
I want that chest!

04:41:05.320 --> 04:41:12.320
Come on.

04:41:12.320 --> 04:41:32.240
Archers, focus on this.

04:41:32.240 --> 04:41:33.240
More arrow damage.

04:41:33.240 --> 04:41:35.240
Holy shit, golden bow.

04:41:35.240 --> 04:41:46.320
I need a magnet.

04:41:46.320 --> 04:41:51.360
I mean bro, it's red.

04:41:51.360 --> 04:41:55.040
Projectiles, enemies adds a lot of projectiles to active ability.

04:41:55.040 --> 04:42:01.280
Let's go get some HP.

04:42:01.280 --> 04:42:18.280
Oh my god. Wow. I should have saved that for the boss.

04:42:18.280 --> 04:42:20.280
I

04:42:29.440 --> 04:42:31.440
Cheers fuck them up

04:42:34.600 --> 04:42:36.600
Damons are overrated

04:42:48.280 --> 04:42:51.280
Uh, movement.

04:42:51.280 --> 04:42:55.280
Oh my god.

04:42:55.280 --> 04:42:57.280
Okay, this was an upgrade.

04:42:57.280 --> 04:43:02.280
What are our dailies?

04:43:02.280 --> 04:43:03.280
I feel like...

04:43:03.280 --> 04:43:05.280
Consume up.

04:43:05.280 --> 04:43:08.280
Consume...

04:43:12.280 --> 04:43:15.280
Oh, automatic attack shots explode in the star shape.

04:43:18.280 --> 04:43:23.960
Okay, reach upgrade level 10 for side, we up for boss 9-over-your-ins, we up for the

04:43:23.960 --> 04:43:28.400
human's plane, and then hit two, but that's overall, oh.

04:43:30.120 --> 04:43:38.560
Let's see how fast I can kill this thing. Oh, too late. I pushed him out of the zone.

04:43:43.000 --> 04:43:46.760
I feel like I'm bullying.

04:43:48.280 --> 04:43:59.480
Yeah, I feel like I'm bullying this thing.

04:43:59.480 --> 04:44:00.640
More cannon.

04:44:00.640 --> 04:44:04.080
Get really lucky with upgrades.

04:44:04.080 --> 04:44:18.160
Yeah, make it so my archers like attack faster or something.

04:44:18.160 --> 04:44:43.080
Enter, enter, I dare you to enter.

04:44:43.080 --> 04:44:53.080
Oh, yeah, those rammers hurt took off so much HP.

04:44:53.080 --> 04:44:55.440
Uh-oh.

04:44:55.440 --> 04:45:07.440
More cannon damage.

04:45:07.440 --> 04:45:34.440
Uh oh, uh oh.

04:45:34.440 --> 04:45:41.440
If you die, don't die.

04:45:41.440 --> 04:45:42.440
Yes.

04:45:42.440 --> 04:45:48.440
Why wouldn't I take that?

04:45:48.440 --> 04:45:52.440
I'm scared.

04:45:52.440 --> 04:45:55.440
No.

04:45:55.440 --> 04:45:58.440
Everything's locked.

04:45:58.440 --> 04:46:00.440
What?

04:46:00.440 --> 04:46:26.440
I'm not throwing.

04:46:26.440 --> 04:46:38.440
Why not?

04:46:38.440 --> 04:46:47.440
Leave it up!

04:46:47.440 --> 04:46:54.440
Drop some mines.

04:46:54.440 --> 04:47:03.440
Thirteen seconds.

04:47:03.440 --> 04:47:11.520
You may not purchase- oh okay, I fully did it, okay.

04:47:11.520 --> 04:47:27.160
explosion I don't see any HB

04:47:27.160 --> 04:47:53.800
Mineler auto attack, I mean Ram CD.

04:47:53.800 --> 04:47:57.040
Just this bomb, bomb, take the boss kill.

04:47:59.120 --> 04:48:00.280
Holy shit.

04:48:04.200 --> 04:48:05.400
That was like instant.

04:48:12.480 --> 04:48:13.320
Nice.

04:48:13.320 --> 04:48:39.360
Yeah, that's pure damage right there.

04:48:39.360 --> 04:48:44.360
Golden bullet.

04:48:44.360 --> 04:48:47.360
Pure damage.

04:48:47.360 --> 04:48:51.360
Oh, another chest.

04:48:51.360 --> 04:48:57.360
15% more arrow damage. Nice.

04:49:04.360 --> 04:49:08.360
Top mortar.

04:49:09.360 --> 04:49:18.360
Okay, nice.

04:49:18.360 --> 04:49:31.360
You get HP as well.

04:49:31.360 --> 04:49:38.360
It's gonna drop bombs or some mortar or something.

04:49:38.360 --> 04:49:43.360
Chest!

04:49:43.360 --> 04:49:49.360
Chest!

04:49:49.360 --> 04:49:53.360
Get two levels when picking this artifact?

04:49:53.360 --> 04:50:00.360
What do you guys think here? I don't know.

04:50:00.360 --> 04:50:05.360
Magnet? 1% magnet?

04:50:21.360 --> 04:50:24.360
Yo, that thing has so much HP!

04:50:30.360 --> 04:50:32.360
Epic.

04:50:39.360 --> 04:50:41.360
Oh my.

04:50:43.360 --> 04:50:46.360
Oh, that was a lot of HP.

04:50:49.360 --> 04:50:51.360
Let's keep moving here.

04:50:54.360 --> 04:50:56.360
Whoa.

04:51:00.360 --> 04:51:27.120
That was good damage right there.

04:51:27.120 --> 04:51:30.920
the active ability of the module as it's going to restore the auto attack of that module with

04:51:30.920 --> 04:51:34.120
a 20-minute faster and 40 bonus max size for projectiles to each module.

04:51:34.120 --> 04:51:38.120
Ooh, 40 bonus status effect?

04:51:38.120 --> 04:51:43.120
That seems good.

04:51:52.120 --> 04:51:54.120
I'm scared for the boss.

04:51:54.120 --> 04:51:56.120
I don't know how we're losing this.

04:52:01.120 --> 04:52:03.120
Oh shit, that's an owl! On the bottom!

04:52:09.120 --> 04:52:10.120
Oh, he got owned.

04:52:12.120 --> 04:52:13.120
Okay.

04:52:21.120 --> 04:52:22.120
Alright, he died.

04:52:22.120 --> 04:52:37.120
Dude, is it worth over-timing or just going to the next?

04:52:37.120 --> 04:52:38.120
You need silver for unlocks?

04:52:38.120 --> 04:52:39.120
Are you saying it's worth continuing?

04:52:39.120 --> 04:52:40.120
To get more silver?

04:52:40.120 --> 04:52:41.120
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

04:52:41.120 --> 04:52:42.120
One per second.

04:52:42.120 --> 04:52:43.120
This is how you farm the upgrade material.

04:52:43.120 --> 04:52:48.120
One per second, this is how you farm the upgrade material.

04:52:53.120 --> 04:52:54.120
So there's Incentive.

04:53:43.120 --> 04:53:54.640
everything okay okay yeah it's essentially vampire survivors

04:53:54.640 --> 04:54:18.400
I'm really m- nobody went in there.

04:54:18.400 --> 04:54:20.400
They went in there.

04:54:30.400 --> 04:54:32.400
He's gone.

04:54:32.400 --> 04:54:34.400
And he's gone.

04:54:37.400 --> 04:54:41.400
I feel like technically, can't you just drive around and dodge and farm?

04:54:41.400 --> 04:54:48.400
If anything, the projectiles on the ground will kill you.

04:55:11.400 --> 04:55:13.400
I

04:55:23.600 --> 04:55:25.600
Know

04:55:25.600 --> 04:55:42.600
I'm so dead.

04:55:42.600 --> 04:55:44.600
Oh

04:56:12.600 --> 04:56:13.100
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

04:56:13.420 --> 04:56:14.200
{\an1 Village

04:56:14.320 --> 04:56:14.840
Zombies

04:56:14.940 --> 04:56:15.020
amb blush

04:56:15.100 --> 04:56:15.840
Oh..

04:56:16.180 --> 04:56:16.340
Noooo

04:56:23.440 --> 04:56:24.240
OHHHHHHHHH

04:56:24.420 --> 04:56:25.620
BKBON菼ㅋㅋ

04:56:27.100 --> 04:56:27.760
ahhh

04:56:28.820 --> 04:56:29.600
BKBON菼 ka

04:56:32.060 --> 04:56:32.540
Oh no

04:56:33.180 --> 04:56:33.740
treasures

04:56:34.140 --> 04:56:34.480
utar

04:56:35.180 --> 04:56:35.480
1985

04:56:35.480 --> 04:56:35.800
Summit

04:56:35.960 --> 04:56:36.300
Bomb

04:56:38.740 --> 04:56:39.380
BECAUSE

04:56:39.680 --> 04:56:40.060
LADY

04:56:41.020 --> 04:56:41.500
I23

04:56:41.820 --> 04:56:42.320
Also

04:56:42.600 --> 04:56:50.840
Alright, is this done?

04:56:50.840 --> 04:56:54.760
We beat it, right?

04:56:54.760 --> 04:56:57.440
This is a three-star difficulty?

04:56:57.440 --> 04:57:02.480
Okay, it can't be that difficult.

04:57:02.480 --> 04:57:07.040
Oh wait, I have to back out.

04:57:07.040 --> 04:57:11.600
Oh wait, no I don't.

04:57:11.600 --> 04:57:17.760
So this is where you can get a new captain.

04:57:17.760 --> 04:57:18.760
Or change...

04:57:18.760 --> 04:57:19.760
Ahhhh...

04:57:19.760 --> 04:57:20.760
Damn, things are expensive.

04:57:20.760 --> 04:57:36.400
Yeah, I'm going for a bow build.

04:57:36.400 --> 04:57:40.880
There must be one that increases 50% auto attack speed.

04:57:40.880 --> 04:58:01.280
Place Techno Music only knows one song.

04:58:01.280 --> 04:58:03.640
The game runs twice as fast.

04:58:03.640 --> 04:58:10.320
Dude, I'm not about to drop 2k on a fucking Techno guy.

04:58:10.320 --> 04:58:23.040
five grand I can't even afford her. Everything's so expensive. I can in here

04:58:23.040 --> 04:58:36.560
cannon here plus archer combo a fire mage a force mage side melissa archer tower

04:58:36.560 --> 04:58:46.560
whatever I just went with those are these auto

04:58:46.560 --> 04:59:01.400
Wait a minute, shit.

04:59:01.400 --> 04:59:09.560
It's different.

04:59:09.560 --> 04:59:12.560
Full bow build.

04:59:12.560 --> 04:59:24.000
All right, this is a three-star. Let's see how this is a three-star. What the hell, that's

04:59:24.000 --> 04:59:30.000
the Archer Tower? Oh.

04:59:30.000 --> 04:59:59.120
Yeah, what if I go pure cool down?

04:59:59.120 --> 05:00:06.120
I'm gonna make it so there's no CD.

05:00:06.120 --> 05:00:13.120
Yo!

05:00:29.120 --> 05:00:36.120
It might be too early to try to farm this, potentially too early to farm this.

05:00:59.120 --> 05:01:05.120
I'll get heals. We're going all in on this upgrade.

05:01:08.120 --> 05:01:10.120
Break, you piece of shit! Break!

05:01:18.120 --> 05:01:20.120
Let's get some luck.

05:01:29.120 --> 05:01:46.120
Looks okay, there'll be HP somewhere. I'm fine. It looks worse than it is.

05:01:46.120 --> 05:01:57.120
Oh fuck, wait a minute.

05:01:57.120 --> 05:01:59.120
Oh shit.

05:01:59.120 --> 05:02:09.040
Oh yeah bro, where's the HP?

05:02:09.040 --> 05:02:14.040
I see no HP anywhere.

05:02:14.040 --> 05:02:41.040
I think it might be GG.

05:02:41.040 --> 05:02:53.560
Let's try that again.

05:02:53.560 --> 05:03:01.120
This time not trying to attack a mini castle so soon.

05:03:01.120 --> 05:03:06.120
I can't afford Techno.

05:03:06.120 --> 05:03:13.120
I think I can kill

05:03:36.120 --> 05:03:49.800
I'm not sure if those were the right choices, but let's see.

05:03:49.800 --> 05:03:54.320
Oh, Rit Yo, come on.

05:03:54.320 --> 05:03:57.120
What are we doing there?

05:03:57.120 --> 05:04:02.120
Why are you showing me that?

05:04:02.120 --> 05:04:27.040
Yeah, the boss is gonna kick my ass this thing is stalling this shit out of me

05:04:32.120 --> 05:04:48.200
I love how there's HP everywhere now, like, okay.

05:04:48.200 --> 05:05:05.200
I'm just going all archer CD reduction until I realize I threw.

05:05:05.200 --> 05:05:21.200
of the

05:05:21.200 --> 05:05:41.200
Dude, these abilities are fucking shit!

05:05:41.200 --> 05:05:48.200
Dude, are you kidding me?

05:05:48.200 --> 05:05:56.400
this random fuck flies in all right fuck the archers give me the cannons give me

05:05:56.400 --> 05:06:06.640
the cannons I'm over it cannon-ear crew fucking cannons let's go we don't want

05:06:06.640 --> 05:06:10.360
no archers we're gonna pure cannons

05:06:18.200 --> 05:06:38.140
The four charges just means more hits, more cannons go out, that's a good thing.

05:06:38.140 --> 05:06:40.140
a mortar. Pure cannons.

05:07:00.620 --> 05:07:04.620
I feel like charges are the way the effect size I guess is good too.

05:07:04.620 --> 05:07:06.620
Just for like the impact blast.

05:07:08.140 --> 05:07:25.700
projectile speed cool down I mean 90 damage let's go with this

05:07:38.140 --> 05:08:08.120
I'm not sure maybe I could try I'm gonna I've been not going for chest so

05:08:08.120 --> 05:08:18.120
not geared up enough let me see if I can pop all my CDs on this

05:08:21.880 --> 05:08:27.360
oh yeah okay worth

05:08:38.120 --> 05:08:45.120
I guess Super Sizer.

05:08:45.120 --> 05:09:00.120
All right, the Swarm is usually what kills me.

05:09:00.120 --> 05:09:29.460
Wow, predicted.

05:09:29.460 --> 05:09:35.100
Star spread, star spread, activating three different activities whether it is a refund

05:09:35.100 --> 05:09:37.100
service or a cooldown.

05:09:37.100 --> 05:09:40.900
Ah, let's go Phoenix Feather.

05:09:40.900 --> 05:09:42.900
Ow.

05:09:42.900 --> 05:09:51.900
What was that music?

05:09:51.900 --> 05:10:05.960
What was that music wait was that the feather wait that actually killed me oh my god

05:10:05.960 --> 05:10:08.960
Holy shit!

05:10:10.960 --> 05:10:13.960
Wow, dude. That explosion? One tap.

05:10:35.960 --> 05:10:52.840
I'm a little worried, I'm a little worried.

05:10:52.840 --> 05:10:54.840
Lost 23 HP!

05:10:57.340 --> 05:10:58.340
Ooh!

05:11:19.340 --> 05:11:21.340
Wow, that didn't no damage!

05:11:21.340 --> 05:11:24.340
And that is normal range.

05:11:26.340 --> 05:11:28.340
Oh, and here comes this fuck.

05:11:31.340 --> 05:11:33.340
Oh, no.

05:11:51.340 --> 05:12:03.900
Yo, you suck ass.

05:12:03.900 --> 05:12:11.900
Cannonball damage.

05:12:11.900 --> 05:12:18.900
Defense.

05:12:18.900 --> 05:12:23.900
Cannon.

05:12:23.900 --> 05:12:29.900
Perfect timing.

05:12:29.900 --> 05:12:35.900
Get really lucky with upgrades.

05:12:35.900 --> 05:12:43.780
Get really lucky with upgrades.

05:12:43.780 --> 05:12:45.900
I swear there was a magnet nearby.

05:12:45.900 --> 05:12:49.900
I swear to God, oh yeah right there.

05:12:49.900 --> 05:12:53.900
Oh yeah, that king has a chest.

05:12:53.900 --> 05:12:55.900
Oh my.

05:12:55.900 --> 05:13:04.900
Yeah it's not even collecting this right here.

05:13:04.900 --> 05:13:14.900
Magnum my ass, what is this?

05:13:14.900 --> 05:13:32.260
Oh yeah, the damage is picking up.

05:13:32.260 --> 05:13:34.780
Very very nice.

05:13:34.780 --> 05:13:36.780
I guess CD reduction.

05:14:06.780 --> 05:14:16.780
Oh my god, golden bullet.

05:14:16.780 --> 05:14:28.420
Goddamn.

05:14:28.420 --> 05:14:29.420
Very nice.

05:14:29.420 --> 05:14:33.220
I might as well just get the ram.

05:14:33.220 --> 05:14:35.220
I don't know what my fourth ability is going to be.

05:14:52.020 --> 05:15:00.320
So you can consume the soldiers by running into them.

05:15:00.320 --> 05:15:02.720
I forgot what it does.

05:15:02.720 --> 05:15:05.840
I don't know if it gives you XP or coins on the left.

05:15:15.040 --> 05:15:17.140
Let's pretend triangulator's really good.

05:15:29.760 --> 05:15:31.080
Bring the swarm!

05:15:32.720 --> 05:15:50.960
That was terrible.

05:15:50.960 --> 05:15:55.400
More damage.

05:15:55.400 --> 05:16:17.040
More cannon tower was I'm far I'm farming now I'm farming this is now officially in

05:16:17.040 --> 05:16:24.040
farm mode.

05:16:47.040 --> 05:16:49.640
Very nice might as well get the ramp

05:17:04.680 --> 05:17:09.780
Top order 15, I don't know is that a level 15 on the cannons

05:17:17.040 --> 05:17:34.280
When you attach her to the HVG and possibly even spawn 30 mighty Valkyries.

05:17:34.280 --> 05:17:35.280
What?

05:17:35.280 --> 05:17:36.280
Sure.

05:17:36.280 --> 05:17:46.280
One more level up, one more level up.

05:17:46.280 --> 05:17:52.080
What's up that shit is right there

05:17:58.080 --> 05:18:03.060
He's leaving he's leaving he's scared

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Annihilated.

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More defense.

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Okay might as well 60 max HP

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Alright, I might be the raid boss now.

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I think I might officially be the raid boss.

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Wow!

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Wow!

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Yeah, those things are crazy.

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Hold on.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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Shit.

05:19:49.660 --> 05:19:51.660
Shit.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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I know, actually whatever, mind-layer.

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HB, where are you?

05:20:35.860 --> 05:20:47.620
A lot of projectiles on the active.

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Hey, nice, nice!

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Yeah, what a gap are you man?

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Oh shit!

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What the hell is this?

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Wow.

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Nice.

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I guess. I think there's one more boss after this. Hold all cooldowns and save for the boss

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while dropping some mines.

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Ah, shit!

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A marnia!

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Pushed him out of the mortar zone, yikes.

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Here deep ends.

05:23:02.100 --> 05:23:09.100
Anymore Nitro.

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Oh, another chest.

05:23:14.100 --> 05:23:20.100
Oh, another chest.

05:23:20.100 --> 05:23:26.100
Oh, another chest.

05:23:26.100 --> 05:23:54.440
more Nitro. Another chest.

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I have no idea how they're getting through this.

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I feel like this is the best.

05:24:08.440 --> 05:24:11.440
I feel like it's...

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There's no way.

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Megabomb with extra steps

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Join the castle everybody join up join up

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Very nice

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Oh my God!

05:24:55.040 --> 05:25:08.040
What the hell are these things?

05:25:08.040 --> 05:25:33.040
That was scary. I think there's help nearby though.

05:25:33.040 --> 05:25:35.040
Well, chess gives you so much HP.

05:25:45.280 --> 05:25:47.280
Hey!

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More mines.

05:26:03.040 --> 05:26:10.040
Very nice, very nice!

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Where's the boss at people? Where's the boss?

05:26:39.040 --> 05:26:44.040
What? Why is he off the map?

05:26:55.040 --> 05:26:59.040
She's not running at all!

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What do you say?

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There it is, boys!

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Okay.

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Now I need some HP.

05:27:33.040 --> 05:27:38.040
Oh, he has HP.

05:27:38.040 --> 05:27:45.040
Wow, that gives nothing.

05:27:56.040 --> 05:27:58.040
I

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Shit.

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Is there no more HP here?

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Oh, this is the guy, it's this mind-layer guy.

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I'm a little worried.

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Oh

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Holy shit

05:30:13.040 --> 05:30:20.980
What are you saying got a thing to get pushed at all

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G.J.

05:30:23.980 --> 05:30:38.180
Nothing just tank to push there it is gamer

05:30:38.180 --> 05:30:45.180
easy black gamer

05:30:45.180 --> 05:30:56.180
easy black gamer

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good stuff man, good stuff

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Shit!

05:31:10.180 --> 05:31:14.180
Not bad, not bad.

05:31:18.180 --> 05:31:20.180
Get the techno guy!

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I

05:31:34.180 --> 05:32:02.500
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.

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I it was I it was I it was I

05:32:09.500 --> 05:32:27.100
whoof he hates gaming bro are you kidding me man we are about to get into some crazy

05:32:27.100 --> 05:32:34.100
shit. What do you mean?

05:32:34.100 --> 05:32:36.100
um

05:32:45.760 --> 05:32:47.760
Um

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Mmm

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If you don't hey gaming booting up halloween right now buddy how the fucking ween

05:32:59.920 --> 05:33:07.920
I don't know about that, brother.

05:33:07.920 --> 05:33:23.400
Halloween, bro, you're crazy.

05:33:23.400 --> 05:33:45.760
CS matched? It's not happening. Random queue, bro, everybody. Mario Kart has new knockout

05:33:45.760 --> 05:33:52.760
maps, doesn't it? They patch them in.

05:34:15.760 --> 05:34:17.760
What is this?

05:34:19.240 --> 05:34:23.760
Hearth and Hamlet ride that I'm not blind that beater core

05:34:45.760 --> 05:35:04.320
So it's one of these guys, but you bring your car into online that's cool man

05:35:04.320 --> 05:35:19.400
That's good bruh. That's good dude. I did not see the Mario Kart update at all. I definitely

05:35:19.400 --> 05:35:47.160
happened to miss that one.

05:35:47.160 --> 05:35:56.040
was Nintendo Direct and they released it today. Oh yeah. True, buddy. True chat. I'm gonna

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split. I'm gonna chill here today and then I'm gonna be live tomorrow. So I'm gonna be

05:36:01.400 --> 05:36:08.640
streaming seven days. So I'm gonna chill here early and then we get a regular stream tomorrow.

05:36:08.640 --> 05:36:16.240
Streaming Thursday because I'm probably gonna play War Dogs like I'll stream. TBH. Yeah,

05:36:16.240 --> 05:36:23.840
much earlier because I'm going to be live tomorrow. Sub Sunday as well and then isn't something

05:36:23.840 --> 05:36:25.240
happening on Friday.

05:36:25.240 --> 05:36:41.640
Okay, is it is the BlizzCon? Is BlizzCon on Friday? Potential WoW? BlizzCon is Saturday.

05:36:41.640 --> 05:36:44.640
Wow to Starcraft 3 maybe.

05:36:44.640 --> 05:36:48.640
Yeah, I'll be on tomorrow for a regular.

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Peace out GGS people.

05:36:49.640 --> 05:36:53.640
I'll see you guys then until next time GGS.

05:36:53.640 --> 05:36:54.640
Peace out people.

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I'll see you on Thursday for another one.

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Goodbye chat and during night.