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Let me see."}, {"start": 183.16, "end": 185.16, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 187.4, "end": 189.4, "text": " Let me see what's going on."}, {"start": 193.84, "end": 196.72, "text": " Yo, I started the game"}, {"start": 198.20000000000002, "end": 204.9, "text": " during the intro and I there was no queue and that I exited to start the intro and now there's a queue."}, {"start": 206.96, "end": 208.96, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 209.68, "end": 229.96, "text": " come on brother way is it this looks like it's frozen right into it yeah I"}, {"start": 229.96, "end": 234.28, "text": " don't think there's really much to stall about brother"}, {"start": 234.28, "end": 243.9, "text": " yo what are you talking about what do you mean"}, {"start": 245.92000000000002, "end": 250.96, "text": " watch a skill ups review for Wolverine I don't remember the last time I watched"}, {"start": 250.96, "end": 259.72, "text": " like a 20 minute review of the game I just play it you know honestly I told you"}, {"start": 259.72, "end": 267.88000000000005, "text": " I'm more of like a curiosity gamer now even if the Wolverine reviews suck balls. I'm still gonna try it like I don't I don't care"}, {"start": 271.32000000000005, "end": 275.76000000000005, "text": " Yeah, wait, what the hell oh my god. Yeah. Oh, yeah, actually when I went when I went live"}, {"start": 275.76000000000005, "end": 280.44000000000005, "text": " I saw an unusual error that I've never seen before on OBS and it crashed"}, {"start": 283.28000000000003, "end": 287.92, "text": " It was an error I've never seen before so let's just pretend it was a fluke"}, {"start": 287.92, "end": 294.92, "text": " Yeah, did this just error and throw me into a 22kQ?"}, {"start": 294.92, "end": 301.92, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 301.92, "end": 309.48, "text": " Holy moly."}, {"start": 309.48, "end": 310.84000000000003, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing first."}, {"start": 310.84000000000003, "end": 312.96000000000004, "text": " I could res- I might snipe."}, {"start": 312.96000000000004, "end": 317.32, "text": " I think I'm just gonna snipe and level that shit up."}, {"start": 317.32, "end": 323.24, "text": " Flying is fun. Supply dropping is fun. 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Yeah, I mean I would I would play this today"}, {"start": 386.88, "end": 390.92, "text": " But honestly, I think I'm just gonna grind this game to give it like a fair shot"}, {"start": 394.2, "end": 396.71999999999997, "text": " Skill up doesn't recommend Wolverine"}, {"start": 401.03999999999996, "end": 406.6, "text": " Buddy I don't like I said, I don't think I've ever really listened to I don't really know what to tell you man"}, {"start": 407.32, "end": 426.65999999999997, "text": " I'm looking at the review thread oh yeah shit you gotta log into this garbage"}, {"start": 426.66, "end": 428.66, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 436.1, "end": 439.38000000000005, "text": " Yeeeeeeah, okay, I've got a random review."}, {"start": 443.5, "end": 445.5, "text": " Gamer's global lul."}, {"start": 446.18, "end": 450.14000000000004, "text": " Wolverine outstrips any previous game with a hero regarding graphics,"}, {"start": 451.02000000000004, "end": 453.02000000000004, "text": " cineastic production and narrative."}, {"start": 453.02, "end": 460.78, "text": " But most of all, playing Insomniac Games Action Rangers is an absolute blast."}, {"start": 460.78, "end": 464.74, "text": " Nexus Hub, Marvel's Wolverine is a great game that never quite reaches greater heights,"}, {"start": 464.74, "end": 469.14, "text": " but will nonetheless please die hard fans with its brutal and visceral combat, engaging"}, {"start": 469.14, "end": 471.14, "text": " story, and excellent cinematics."}, {"start": 471.14, "end": 478.53999999999996, "text": " What was like a fully shit review?"}, {"start": 478.54, "end": 481.66, "text": " I say it's a lot of eights, nines, sevens."}, {"start": 483.34000000000003, "end": 485.42, "text": " This guy gave it a six out of 10."}, {"start": 485.42, "end": 486.78000000000003, "text": " This is a turn your brain off"}, {"start": 486.78000000000003, "end": 488.1, "text": " and go for a ride spectacle"}, {"start": 488.1, "end": 490.18, "text": " that occasionally punches above its weight."}, {"start": 490.18, "end": 491.5, "text": " That works to some extent."}, {"start": 491.5, "end": 493.26000000000005, "text": " The Marvel Wolverine doesn't live up"}, {"start": 493.26000000000005, "end": 494.1, "text": " to the creative standard"}, {"start": 494.1, "end": 495.22, "text": " and the Starlight Games is known for"}, {"start": 495.22, "end": 497.70000000000005, "text": " and Logan has never been known for playing it safe."}, {"start": 503.22, "end": 504.5, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 505.82000000000005, "end": 506.82000000000005, "text": " Oh, shit, we're in."}, {"start": 506.82, "end": 516.62, "text": " I don't know, brother. Solo-plogging. Yeah, do I- I don't know what to do, man. Do I go-"}, {"start": 516.62, "end": 523.18, "text": " do I go fucking medic mode? I'm not gonna- I could go- I'm gonna- I want to snipe."}, {"start": 523.18, "end": 529.18, "text": " I'm gonna play this shit like Battlefield for a bit. 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I just went through the key."}, {"start": 589.62, "end": 593.46, "text": " I called my guy and he was like I'll call you back and well there you go."}, {"start": 594.42, "end": 595.9399999999999, "text": " You don't have a guy?"}, {"start": 595.9399999999999, "end": 597.62, "text": " You don't got a guy?"}, {"start": 597.62, "end": 599.62, "text": " You don't got a guy that does the..."}, {"start": 599.7, "end": 601.06, "text": " Makes the calls?"}, {"start": 601.06, "end": 603.06, "text": " Oh, what a shit bro."}, {"start": 605.46, "end": 607.46, "text": " Ah, let me see."}, {"start": 613.38, "end": 618.06, "text": " I'm just kidding. I don't know. I think the key went by pretty damn fast"}, {"start": 620.7, "end": 627.22, "text": " All right best solo best sniper NA East world"}, {"start": 628.3, "end": 631.6, "text": " We're going for top of the leaderboard at red for life. I"}, {"start": 632.62, "end": 635.02, "text": " Only play red. I only fear red. I"}, {"start": 636.1, "end": 638.1, "text": " Pledge allegiance to the red. Oh"}, {"start": 639.9, "end": 641.9, "text": " No, thanks. He backs. He's"}, {"start": 641.9, "end": 643.9, "text": " All in"}, {"start": 649.9399999999999, "end": 658.04, "text": " Shit I should have went green fuck round forever too late. Oh shit already pledged god damn it"}, {"start": 659.78, "end": 661.78, "text": " All right, let's see"}, {"start": 664.22, "end": 666.22, "text": " Fuck man, they had green"}, {"start": 666.22, "end": 673.12, "text": " the game is officially launched so like now all this matters okay now it all"}, {"start": 673.12, "end": 679.78, "text": " matters okay just in time for the flash all right let me just set the tone and"}, {"start": 679.78, "end": 685.26, "text": " do we're gonna we're gonna do one heli one heli to set the tone I already bought"}, {"start": 685.26, "end": 690.26, "text": " I already bought it."}, {"start": 690.26, "end": 695.26, "text": " The lyric was my pilot?"}, {"start": 695.26, "end": 696.26, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 696.26, "end": 699.26, "text": " Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah."}, {"start": 699.26, "end": 703.26, "text": " I remember when my computer ran like shit, this game was fucking terrible."}, {"start": 703.26, "end": 706.26, "text": " But it's like, it's soapy smooth."}, {"start": 706.26, "end": 711.26, "text": " 45% chance to crash!"}, {"start": 711.26, "end": 714.26, "text": " I ain't gonna leave it."}, {"start": 714.26, "end": 717.04, "text": " oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait did it keep your oh shit did it keep the"}, {"start": 717.04, "end": 722.48, "text": " keybinds? oh fuck oh fuck I think I did I think I did I think I did I think it's"}, {"start": 722.48, "end": 730.6, "text": " the same not CFG it's the same CFG no this game runs silppy smooth now when I"}, {"start": 730.6, "end": 732.6, "text": " I played it, it was like, fucked."}, {"start": 745.22, "end": 746.22, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 748.22, "end": 750.72, "text": " I got jab on the left! Wait!"}, {"start": 750.98, "end": 753.4200000000001, "text": " God fucking damn it, man!"}, {"start": 753.4200000000001, "end": 754.4200000000001, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 754.42, "end": 765.2199999999999, "text": " It's alright, no they didn't see it though, they didn't see it, they have no idea, look"}, {"start": 765.2199999999999, "end": 769.74, "text": " we got a whole crew."}, {"start": 769.74, "end": 783.98, "text": " Hiya, I'm very real like 45% chance of dying boys alright, welcome to 2 minutes into life."}, {"start": 783.98, "end": 786.1800000000001, "text": " Oh, we got one more coming."}, {"start": 786.1800000000001, "end": 789.58, "text": " Hey, y'all right here, right here, we're going, we're going."}, {"start": 789.58, "end": 790.58, "text": " We're coming."}, {"start": 790.58, "end": 791.58, "text": " This dude's coming."}, {"start": 791.58, "end": 793.58, "text": " All right, yeah, yeah, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy."}, {"start": 793.58, "end": 796.58, "text": " He's ready to go, he's ready to go, he's getting into it."}, {"start": 796.58, "end": 800.74, "text": " Yeah, my pistol, dude, my pistol."}, {"start": 800.74, "end": 803.66, "text": " Buy something nice."}, {"start": 803.66, "end": 804.66, "text": " Buy something good, bro."}, {"start": 804.66, "end": 805.66, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 805.66, "end": 806.66, "text": " We're back, boys."}, {"start": 806.66, "end": 807.66, "text": " Yeah, you guys have parachutes?"}, {"start": 807.66, "end": 808.66, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 808.66, "end": 811.5, "text": " Yeah, you guys have a parachutes"}, {"start": 815.98, "end": 819.74, "text": " Is this life one for you guys life one fresh down look"}, {"start": 820.9, "end": 825.88, "text": " Whoa, yo, I don't know if we're gonna meet each other ever again. This is like a big deal"}, {"start": 830.98, "end": 835.72, "text": " Life one you're trusting your first lives with me"}, {"start": 838.66, "end": 842.2199999999999, "text": " You know you just tell us to either jump or are you landing all right?"}, {"start": 842.2199999999999, "end": 847.5799999999999, "text": " I'm gonna try to land but uh if you got a parachute if you got a parachute go for a parachute drop"}, {"start": 851.18, "end": 853.18, "text": " I'll raise that don't worry"}, {"start": 857.4599999999999, "end": 859.4599999999999, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 861.62, "end": 863.62, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 868.66, "end": 888.54, "text": " oh my fucking god dude listen I was supposed to press fucking sw"}, {"start": 888.54, "end": 897.54, "text": " I'm fucking poor already give me a sniper give me a sniper"}, {"start": 897.54, "end": 902.26, "text": " you're reading that right big discounts for a limited time"}, {"start": 902.26, "end": 917.38, "text": " oh yeah man yep first one first sniper sucks um I actually leveled up off stream the first"}, {"start": 917.38, "end": 925.58, "text": " one and you get a scope pretty fast. I know some people spot with recon and shit. I know"}, {"start": 925.58, "end": 932.06, "text": " it's trash but I literally leveled it up and got the sniper scope for it and it was one"}, {"start": 932.06, "end": 936.54, "text": " tapping. And then I started picking up other people's guns and using like the mosin and"}, {"start": 936.54, "end": 943.42, "text": " shit. This ain't really a sniper, it's the only, I don't know if that's right, that's"}, {"start": 943.4200000000001, "end": 950.4200000000001, "text": " literally what I did. XP is different now? What do you mean?"}, {"start": 954.7, "end": 959.7, "text": " Did they change it from the beta? Is there a meta progression beyond the rounds like"}, {"start": 959.7, "end": 966.7, "text": " EFT? You keep your money, if that's what you're saying. So there's like a, like if you make"}, {"start": 966.7, "end": 972.58, "text": " say so there's like a like if you make money and then leave the server your"}, {"start": 972.58, "end": 981.86, "text": " money follows you I never bought a parachute"}, {"start": 981.86, "end": 991.86, "text": " I do not have a parachute, so as long as I don't break my legs, and open!"}, {"start": 991.86, "end": 996.86, "text": " Nice, thanks."}, {"start": 996.86, "end": 1005.86, "text": " Alright, yeah, I should join a squad."}, {"start": 1005.86, "end": 1007.86, "text": " I feel like you might as well"}, {"start": 1023.62, "end": 1031.38, "text": " Yeah, I honestly the early game medic XP is probably gonna make you so much money because every this is live everybody is a fucking new"}, {"start": 1031.38, "end": 1037.98, "text": " Yeah, Medic is gonna make a shit ton of money."}, {"start": 1037.98, "end": 1041.38, "text": " I figure when do you get the defibs?"}, {"start": 1041.38, "end": 1049.38, "text": " Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 1049.38, "end": 1053.38, "text": " Alright, let's see."}, {"start": 1053.38, "end": 1060.38, "text": " 142k in Q, damn."}, {"start": 1060.38, "end": 1074.38, "text": " I'm trying to find one guy, dude, where's the fucking Paula-Duty guy?"}, {"start": 1074.38, "end": 1076.38, "text": " No, I only play on red."}, {"start": 1076.38, "end": 1078.38, "text": " Red team for life."}, {"start": 1078.38, "end": 1089.18, "text": " no I only play on red red team for life"}, {"start": 1089.18, "end": 1093.8200000000002, "text": " yeah I need some cash"}, {"start": 1108.38, "end": 1119.9, "text": " Yeah, is it me or are the shadows way harsher in this game?"}, {"start": 1119.9, "end": 1125.92, "text": " The distant shadows are fucking harsh, man."}, {"start": 1125.92, "end": 1131.6200000000001, "text": " Is this one of those games where if you play with like less shadows, it's a benefit?"}, {"start": 1131.6200000000001, "end": 1135.6200000000001, "text": " I guess I'm maxed out. I don't know."}, {"start": 1135.6200000000001, "end": 1141.6200000000001, "text": " Is it? They changed it?"}, {"start": 1141.6200000000001, "end": 1147.6200000000001, "text": " Bro, cheating? Buddy, people aren't fucking..."}, {"start": 1147.6200000000001, "end": 1151.6200000000001, "text": " People are..."}, {"start": 1151.6200000000001, "end": 1155.6200000000001, "text": " This fucking guy."}, {"start": 1155.6200000000001, "end": 1161.0200000000002, "text": " classic turn off wait there's flickering"}, {"start": 1161.02, "end": 1173.98, "text": " I'm going to head back to Holds insult."}, {"start": 1173.98, "end": 1178.2, "text": " Got them, got them."}, {"start": 1178.2, "end": 1184.1399999999999, "text": " Actually, I'm going to join the training squad here."}, {"start": 1184.14, "end": 1186.14, "text": " Is the gun play good?"}, {"start": 1189.5400000000002, "end": 1191.5400000000002, "text": " Yeah, is there bullet drop by the way?"}, {"start": 1205.5400000000002, "end": 1207.5400000000002, "text": " I haven't gotten a kill yet."}, {"start": 1207.54, "end": 1209.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1210.7, "end": 1214.34, "text": " Swear there's a fucking flicker right now. There definitely is"}, {"start": 1228.22, "end": 1231.62, "text": " Was it is it G-Sync, I don't think it was it's G-Sync"}, {"start": 1237.54, "end": 1240.54, "text": " Shit man, there's literally no one in that circle right now."}, {"start": 1248.54, "end": 1250.54, "text": " Oh my god, damn it!"}, {"start": 1252.54, "end": 1253.54, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 1255.54, "end": 1257.54, "text": " Hey, y'all, chill out, brother."}, {"start": 1261.54, "end": 1262.54, "text": " I'm gonna get you up."}, {"start": 1262.54, "end": 1268.54, "text": " Yo, this is my cash buddy! Put those hands down, buddy! Put that shit down, dude!"}, {"start": 1268.54, "end": 1271.54, "text": " Hey, man, I couldn't afford a lot. I needed more than your help."}, {"start": 1271.54, "end": 1273.54, "text": " Okay, man, yo, put the ice sword again."}, {"start": 1275.54, "end": 1278.54, "text": " I think I caught you by, like, a percentage."}, {"start": 1280.54, "end": 1281.54, "text": " I hit F before you."}, {"start": 1283.54, "end": 1285.54, "text": " What's that, man? What's that? There it is. There it is."}, {"start": 1286.54, "end": 1287.54, "text": " Ha ha ha, promotion!"}, {"start": 1287.54, "end": 1308.72, "text": " One kill one kill sniper promotion"}, {"start": 1308.72, "end": 1315.72, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 1315.72, "end": 1319.72, "text": " 180 in Q?"}, {"start": 1319.72, "end": 1323.72, "text": " Yeah, people are thirsty for a new FPS, man."}, {"start": 1323.72, "end": 1327.72, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1327.72, "end": 1329.72, "text": " I don't think this game is going to be like Arc Raiders level,"}, {"start": 1329.72, "end": 1333.72, "text": " but it's like fun enough and different enough and fresh and, I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 1338.72, "end": 1353.64, "text": " I am not gonna go in here. I want to find a little building to camp in and maybe shoot"}, {"start": 1353.64, "end": 1367.16, "text": " out of. Oh yeah, that's it."}, {"start": 1367.16, "end": 1369.16, "text": " the fuck you can't even the door"}, {"start": 1385.16, "end": 1388.16, "text": " yeah that there we got a guy just that just fragged the hole"}, {"start": 1397.16, "end": 1410.16, "text": " What the f- Y'all this guy- Who's making these noises?"}, {"start": 1410.16, "end": 1435.48, "text": " I might have you hold on."}, {"start": 1435.48, "end": 1436.68, "text": " Yeah, what the hell?"}, {"start": 1436.68, "end": 1438.44, "text": " I wonder if I can take his..."}, {"start": 1439.96, "end": 1441.76, "text": " Can I take like, D-Fibs or something?"}, {"start": 1443.52, "end": 1445.04, "text": " Dude, I'm still needed in this game."}, {"start": 1445.04, "end": 1447.56, "text": " I didn't play it for like, 50 fucking hours, all right?"}, {"start": 1447.56, "end": 1448.48, "text": " Give me a second."}, {"start": 1449.56, "end": 1450.52, "text": " Give me a fucking second."}, {"start": 1450.52, "end": 1451.64, "text": " It doesn't auto bind?"}, {"start": 1451.64, "end": 1452.48, "text": " Am I tripping?"}, {"start": 1452.48, "end": 1453.64, "text": " How does this ship fly?"}, {"start": 1453.64, "end": 1455.44, "text": " Yeah, how the fuck, I thought you were supposed to..."}, {"start": 1455.44, "end": 1457.04, "text": " Doesn't this auto do it?"}, {"start": 1457.04, "end": 1457.96, "text": " I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 1457.96, "end": 1465.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, you have- oh, there's only one slot for meds."}, {"start": 1465.6000000000001, "end": 1467.96, "text": " Oh my god, Artyom!"}, {"start": 1467.96, "end": 1472.96, "text": " Guys in this building, I don't know if they're still alive."}, {"start": 1472.96, "end": 1479.96, "text": " Oh, four- four is dedicated slot for meds."}, {"start": 1479.96, "end": 1484.96, "text": " He's behind the fence, he's behind the fence."}, {"start": 1484.96, "end": 1485.92, "text": " Boys, please!"}, {"start": 1486.64, "end": 1487.44, "text": " On the up!"}, {"start": 1492.08, "end": 1492.88, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 1495.76, "end": 1496.88, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 1498.72, "end": 1501.6000000000001, "text": " Dude, are you kidding me? You shot my pinky toe off."}, {"start": 1503.04, "end": 1505.04, "text": " Hey, I'm on the stairs, bruh, ow."}, {"start": 1506.48, "end": 1506.98, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 1507.6000000000001, "end": 1508.96, "text": " Fucking have me here!"}, {"start": 1511.28, "end": 1513.6000000000001, "text": " You need a vest for more slots, oh."}, {"start": 1514.96, "end": 1529.96, "text": " I don't blame you, I don't blame you, but I'm gonna hold on."}, {"start": 1529.96, "end": 1535.96, "text": " I'm on the stairs, man!"}, {"start": 1535.96, "end": 1537.96, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1537.96, "end": 1543.96, "text": " That was an interesting first life."}, {"start": 1543.96, "end": 1545.96, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 1549.3600000000001, "end": 1552.0, "text": " Welcome to back around me son. I hope you spent wisely"}, {"start": 1554.1200000000001, "end": 1561.88, "text": " Yeah, when can I get my attachment? Oh, yeah, right there see what the hell bro wait what I did auto attaches"}, {"start": 1565.0, "end": 1567.0, "text": " Wait did I just buy"}, {"start": 1567.0, "end": 1569.0, "text": " I can't see anything."}, {"start": 1569.0, "end": 1571.0, "text": " Ah, no pop in the litter."}, {"start": 1571.0, "end": 1573.0, "text": " Ah, I did."}, {"start": 1573.0, "end": 1575.0, "text": " Recon level 3."}, {"start": 1575.0, "end": 1577.0, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1577.0, "end": 1579.0, "text": " That's expensive, but it's to unlock it."}, {"start": 1579.0, "end": 1581.0, "text": " Let's go boys."}, {"start": 1583.0, "end": 1585.0, "text": " That was pretty good. That was a fast unlock there."}, {"start": 1585.0, "end": 1587.0, "text": " At least now I can fucking"}, {"start": 1587.0, "end": 1589.0, "text": " snipe. Goddamn."}, {"start": 1597.0, "end": 1607.36, "text": " sure you don't like to get you better take someone else's oh nice so I'm"}, {"start": 1607.36, "end": 1610.04, "text": " open up a fob"}, {"start": 1614.0, "end": 1620.96, "text": " 207 thousand in view well I guess this is a success for the devs that's pretty"}, {"start": 1620.96, "end": 1628.44, "text": " I remember when we first saw footage of the game and I was like, yeah, let's see if they"}, {"start": 1628.44, "end": 1629.44, "text": " pull it off."}, {"start": 1629.44, "end": 1631.44, "text": " That's pretty cool, man."}, {"start": 1631.44, "end": 1641.3600000000001, "text": " Oh, you click on spot."}, {"start": 1641.3600000000001, "end": 1653.2, "text": " Playing Hellies is an easy recon rep."}, {"start": 1653.2, "end": 1661.44, "text": " This game needs a subtle soundtrack in the background, I just, I don't know what."}, {"start": 1661.44, "end": 1663.2, "text": " Arma Peak was like 24k."}, {"start": 1663.2, "end": 1668.2400000000002, "text": " Well, Arma's a lot more, uh, Arma doesn't like market their..."}, {"start": 1668.2400000000002, "end": 1670.44, "text": " Nah, dude."}, {"start": 1670.44, "end": 1671.44, "text": " Armour is different."}, {"start": 1675.44, "end": 1677.44, "text": " I tell you, you gotta go discover Armour."}, {"start": 1677.44, "end": 1680.44, "text": " Armour doesn't, like, market itself."}, {"start": 1682.44, "end": 1687.44, "text": " It's more hardcore and you gotta, like, stitch a lot of shit together to play the game modes."}, {"start": 1688.44, "end": 1691.44, "text": " This is, like, a straight-up one-click EXE done, done."}, {"start": 1692.44, "end": 1695.44, "text": " Easy to get players in too fast."}, {"start": 1696.44, "end": 1699.44, "text": " Like, there's no jank involved. It's a one-fucking-tap done."}, {"start": 1699.44, "end": 1702.44, "text": " I'm not sure if they're still in front of us."}, {"start": 1714.44, "end": 1716.44, "text": " What happens if you go to $0?"}, {"start": 1716.44, "end": 1718.44, "text": " Um, you can just..."}, {"start": 1718.44, "end": 1720.44, "text": " I don't know actually."}, {"start": 1720.44, "end": 1725.44, "text": " I guess you can just go in unarmed and find corpses and pick up their guns."}, {"start": 1725.44, "end": 1737.2, "text": " oh there's three guns you actually snipe a pilot out of this"}, {"start": 1737.2, "end": 1749.68, "text": " oh yeah I need a spot the hell it is you're right"}, {"start": 1749.68, "end": 1751.68, "text": " There's more outside the wall."}, {"start": 1751.68, "end": 1753.68, "text": " How much XP? 125?"}, {"start": 1753.68, "end": 1755.68, "text": " Oh, you can just..."}, {"start": 1758.68, "end": 1760.68, "text": " Oh, there's just like an XP farm."}, {"start": 1760.68, "end": 1761.68, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1762.68, "end": 1764.68, "text": " You get initial money?"}, {"start": 1767.68, "end": 1770.68, "text": " Oh yeah, what? In this house? With the banner?"}, {"start": 1776.68, "end": 1778.68, "text": " Inside, inside the walls."}, {"start": 1779.68, "end": 1799.16, "text": " I gotta get used to the sniping cell, I don't really know how far."}, {"start": 1799.16, "end": 1801.16, "text": " I'm very good at killing the rocks."}, {"start": 1801.16, "end": 1810.16, "text": " I swear that guy said there was someone in one of these houses."}, {"start": 1810.16, "end": 1823.16, "text": " I thought I heard somebody."}, {"start": 1823.16, "end": 1825.16, "text": " I got the kill, boys!"}, {"start": 1831.5600000000002, "end": 1832.0600000000002, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 1837.28, "end": 1839.28, "text": " Okay, so I think if it's blue, somebody..."}, {"start": 1840.24, "end": 1841.74, "text": " Is that friendly? Or is blue?"}, {"start": 1841.74, "end": 1843.24, "text": " What the fuck? Why was it blue?"}, {"start": 1844.44, "end": 1846.94, "text": " That was probably the old one that I already worked on."}, {"start": 1849.14, "end": 1850.3400000000001, "text": " That's probably what it was, right?"}, {"start": 1850.3400000000001, "end": 1859.0200000000002, "text": " blue is team oh shit man I know I know I'm red no red is team what are you"}, {"start": 1859.0200000000002, "end": 1868.8200000000002, "text": " talking about it shows you can track and then you spot it and then if you hold"}, {"start": 1868.8200000000002, "end": 1875.14, "text": " the binoculars it tracks afterwards"}, {"start": 1875.7800000000002, "end": 1877.7800000000002, "text": " I think that's how it works"}, {"start": 1883.76, "end": 1885.76, "text": " Unless that was literally the blue team"}, {"start": 1888.0200000000002, "end": 1890.0200000000002, "text": " Was the blue team"}, {"start": 1901.6200000000001, "end": 1903.96, "text": " How do you win the more"}, {"start": 1905.14, "end": 1907.14, "text": " People in the circle"}, {"start": 1908.18, "end": 1913.5400000000002, "text": " As that bar ticks from left to right your team gets points and I think what does it first to a hundred?"}, {"start": 1917.18, "end": 1923.16, "text": " So you want to stay in the zone with the most amount of players which is the backs of 33 on the team"}, {"start": 1924.18, "end": 1926.18, "text": " and then every time that"}, {"start": 1926.5400000000002, "end": 1929.3400000000001, "text": " Horizontal bar fills you get points"}, {"start": 1929.3400000000001, "end": 1936.3600000000001, "text": " So the more players occupying this circle the better and then this inner circle you get like double points"}, {"start": 1936.8600000000001, "end": 1942.14, "text": " And you can build anti air you can build like a fob take over towers and shit"}, {"start": 1945.8600000000001, "end": 1947.8600000000001, "text": " And"}, {"start": 1948.5400000000002, "end": 1952.2200000000003, "text": " Like slowly build up build. Oh shit build shut up"}, {"start": 1953.9, "end": 1958.14, "text": " Yeah, 50 fucking windows and you shoot me here. Where even are you bro?"}, {"start": 1959.3400000000001, "end": 1962.3400000000001, "text": " I want to find like a really good place to snipe."}, {"start": 1967.3400000000001, "end": 1970.3400000000001, "text": " Oh fuck, I'm going. I might die here."}, {"start": 1972.3400000000001, "end": 1974.3400000000001, "text": " This might be a little too far."}, {"start": 1975.3400000000001, "end": 1979.3400000000001, "text": " I'm not sure if this is a good spot, but this might be like a little open."}, {"start": 1980.3400000000001, "end": 1985.3400000000001, "text": " Why is there red spot on the circle? Isn't it unfair? We built it. It's like a fob."}, {"start": 1985.3400000000001, "end": 1990.3400000000001, "text": " Bob, you can have forward bases where people can spawn."}, {"start": 1995.3400000000001, "end": 1999.3400000000001, "text": " Hey, brother! Too much lead?"}, {"start": 2002.3400000000001, "end": 2006.3400000000001, "text": " That guy disappeared. Was that too much lead?"}, {"start": 2006.3400000000001, "end": 2014.66, "text": " Well, there's so many different things."}, {"start": 2014.66, "end": 2017.18, "text": " You level up recon, you can level up medic."}, {"start": 2017.18, "end": 2020.18, "text": " Can you go in here?"}, {"start": 2020.18, "end": 2027.5000000000002, "text": " Not a bad sniper spot."}, {"start": 2027.5, "end": 2036.46, "text": " If I make this a hundred gifted subs"}, {"start": 2052.46, "end": 2054.46, "text": " What the hell"}, {"start": 2054.46, "end": 2060.46, "text": " someone who is what a blue guy fell above me from his helicopter and I think"}, {"start": 2060.46, "end": 2067.3, "text": " he died up there the tailfeeds showed a guy falling what the fuck"}, {"start": 2067.78, "end": 2074.7, "text": " god damn man why is this scary game yeah this had this has no foot traffic"}, {"start": 2074.7, "end": 2080.2200000000003, "text": " there was one guy all right this is not a good position apparently most of the"}, {"start": 2080.2200000000003, "end": 2091.4, "text": " people to are gonna be fighting in the gold. The super sweats. Oh, this is even better."}, {"start": 2091.4, "end": 2098.46, "text": " If we could lose a little bit and they could take control of this, that'd be great. Yeah,"}, {"start": 2098.46, "end": 2103.38, "text": " how many maps does this game have, by the way? What map? What is even as the name of"}, {"start": 2103.38, "end": 2109.3, "text": " this map? Yeah, we're actually, I think red is owning. That's why I've read for life three"}, {"start": 2109.3, "end": 2131.5600000000004, "text": " maps oh shit hold on oh maybe maybe not a bad spot onto the raptors so if I"}, {"start": 2131.56, "end": 2133.36, "text": " If I track the target, it will make it,"}, {"start": 2133.36, "end": 2137.36, "text": " hold on, yeah, 100 gifties per heli pilot kill."}, {"start": 2144.16, "end": 2146.36, "text": " That ain't happening, boys, that ain't happening."}, {"start": 2152.36, "end": 2155.0, "text": " Yeah, the jets are cosmetic in this game, right?"}, {"start": 2155.0, "end": 2160.0, "text": " You can't call a jet in to artillery or shoot up a,"}, {"start": 2160.8, "end": 2163.16, "text": " That shit's all just like cosmetic, right?"}, {"start": 2165.2, "end": 2167.2, "text": " Maybe later you can call it in"}, {"start": 2173.08, "end": 2175.44, "text": " Some people landed here and there's a tower"}, {"start": 2187.84, "end": 2189.84, "text": " All right interesting"}, {"start": 2190.0, "end": 2203.4, "text": " Oh dude, I'm gonna get shot from the right."}, {"start": 2203.4, "end": 2206.4, "text": " How did that not hit the guy?"}, {"start": 2206.4, "end": 2216.32, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 2216.32, "end": 2223.52, "text": " That was a hit marker?"}, {"start": 2223.52, "end": 2227.52, "text": " So if somebody has an anti-air, this just makes it so they can laser the target faster"}, {"start": 2227.52, "end": 2230.04, "text": " if I just hold that."}, {"start": 2230.04, "end": 2234.76, "text": " Bruh, do not fall in the field."}, {"start": 2234.76, "end": 2238.1200000000003, "text": " Bruh, don't land here, buddy."}, {"start": 2238.1200000000003, "end": 2242.96, "text": " Oh, he fucking landed."}, {"start": 2242.96, "end": 2246.0800000000004, "text": " Oh, they landed."}, {"start": 2246.08, "end": 2272.08, "text": " I don't think it's too low."}, {"start": 2272.08, "end": 2279.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2279.08, "end": 2281.08, "text": " death"}, {"start": 2281.08, "end": 2286.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2286.08, "end": 2289.08, "text": " death"}, {"start": 2289.08, "end": 2292.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2292.08, "end": 2297.08, "text": " death"}, {"start": 2297.08, "end": 2306.08, "text": " I'm so dead."}, {"start": 2306.08, "end": 2307.08, "text": " Is it E or F?"}, {"start": 2307.08, "end": 2308.08, "text": " It's E."}, {"start": 2308.08, "end": 2312.08, "text": " You can't E it out."}, {"start": 2312.08, "end": 2313.08, "text": " It's weird."}, {"start": 2313.08, "end": 2317.08, "text": " Did I actually did kill anybody?"}, {"start": 2317.08, "end": 2319.08, "text": " What the fuck is going on here?"}, {"start": 2319.08, "end": 2321.08, "text": " Oh, it's F."}, {"start": 2321.08, "end": 2331.08, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 2331.08, "end": 2340.38, "text": " Oh dude, I have a pistol by the way."}, {"start": 2340.38, "end": 2344.04, "text": " This game is more nerve-wracking than Battlefield."}, {"start": 2344.04, "end": 2345.04, "text": " Battlefield?"}, {"start": 2345.04, "end": 2346.6, "text": " It's like you're flowing this game?"}, {"start": 2346.6, "end": 2349.64, "text": " I feel like I'm playing fucking Tarkov a little bit."}, {"start": 2349.64, "end": 2352.72, "text": " but it's not, you just respawn."}, {"start": 2352.72, "end": 2356.24, "text": " It's like you have like a medium life."}, {"start": 2356.24, "end": 2359.08, "text": " It's like medium hardcore."}, {"start": 2359.08, "end": 2361.7999999999997, "text": " Oh, this is not a bad spot to snipe."}, {"start": 2361.7999999999997, "end": 2363.2999999999997, "text": " Is that right there?"}, {"start": 2363.2999999999997, "end": 2364.2999999999997, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 2364.2999999999997, "end": 2365.2999999999997, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 2365.2999999999997, "end": 2379.2999999999997, "text": " Yeah, this is like a medium hardcore on the scale."}, {"start": 2379.3, "end": 2382.3, "text": " Hey y'all, I'm up my body!"}, {"start": 2382.3, "end": 2384.3, "text": " Yep, you're reading that, Rob. No refining."}, {"start": 2384.3, "end": 2386.3, "text": " I got rid of two more, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 2392.3, "end": 2394.3, "text": " I just spent all my money."}, {"start": 2396.3, "end": 2398.3, "text": " That's good. First time?"}, {"start": 2399.3, "end": 2401.3, "text": " No, but..."}, {"start": 2401.3, "end": 2404.3, "text": " ...Megatown's looking pretty low and we don't make it here."}, {"start": 2405.3, "end": 2408.3, "text": " Yeah, we don't make it, don't worry. We don't make it."}, {"start": 2409.3, "end": 2411.3, "text": " We all want to go"}, {"start": 2413.26, "end": 2418.5800000000004, "text": " Blue spawn vehicle or whatever it's to the it's under the bridge to the left"}, {"start": 2420.82, "end": 2424.02, "text": " We can't really ping it like a drop location down for"}, {"start": 2424.38, "end": 2428.02, "text": " Yeah, how do I do that? I just take me on the map. I don't do a drop location. I"}, {"start": 2429.0600000000004, "end": 2430.5800000000004, "text": " Can't remember"}, {"start": 2430.5800000000004, "end": 2433.1400000000003, "text": " Anyways, he's just like to the left of our tower"}, {"start": 2433.14, "end": 2441.54, "text": " I think the best thing to do if there's too many cheaters use playing community servers"}, {"start": 2441.54, "end": 2448.2599999999998, "text": " and then the admin just bans the fucking cheater I mean that's kind of the best way to do it"}, {"start": 2448.2599999999998, "end": 2452.7799999999997, "text": " I don't like this live."}, {"start": 2452.7799999999997, "end": 2456.8599999999997, "text": " Really not much else."}, {"start": 2456.8599999999997, "end": 2461.8599999999997, "text": " I think you cannot cancel out to get a community server I have no idea."}, {"start": 2461.86, "end": 2475.54, "text": " Oh yeah, there's people down there already, careful."}, {"start": 2475.54, "end": 2489.3, "text": " I already saw a guy there, and that's an A. Okay, okay, got him shotgun."}, {"start": 2489.3, "end": 2492.7400000000002, "text": " That was probably... not a good place to land."}, {"start": 2499.9, "end": 2501.9, "text": " Oh yeah, I got another spawn here."}, {"start": 2503.7400000000002, "end": 2505.7400000000002, "text": " This is a 10 minute cooldown, isn't it?"}, {"start": 2508.7400000000002, "end": 2510.2400000000002, "text": " Now I'm red for light, bro."}, {"start": 2510.2400000000002, "end": 2512.2400000000002, "text": " Alright, I made- I flipped the coin."}, {"start": 2512.86, "end": 2513.6600000000003, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 2514.2400000000002, "end": 2516.7400000000002, "text": " Then it landed on heads or tails. It landed..."}, {"start": 2517.5800000000004, "end": 2522.3, "text": " Right in the middle, so I said, oh, that was red one top tower one red for life"}, {"start": 2523.7400000000002, "end": 2525.7400000000002, "text": " right for life"}, {"start": 2532.86, "end": 2536.0600000000004, "text": " Dropping sniper next round now. I'm still in the figure out phase"}, {"start": 2538.1800000000003, "end": 2540.1800000000003, "text": " Building would be fun too"}, {"start": 2542.1400000000003, "end": 2545.0600000000004, "text": " You just get a bunch of like just doing pure logi"}, {"start": 2546.7400000000002, "end": 2557.86, "text": " green team was on fire in the last day of beta yeah well now there's like a shit"}, {"start": 2557.86, "end": 2567.94, "text": " ton more players how much is this game 280,000 in queue god damn man"}, {"start": 2567.94, "end": 2578.0, "text": " This might be the last, this might, after Arc Raiders, this might be the last one to"}, {"start": 2578.0, "end": 2584.04, "text": " hit pretty big launch numbers other than like fucking cod and shit, right?"}, {"start": 2584.04, "end": 2588.7000000000003, "text": " Since Arc, has there been an FPS?"}, {"start": 2588.7000000000003, "end": 2592.04, "text": " That has like even like slight hype?"}, {"start": 2592.04, "end": 2594.04, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2594.04, "end": 2596.04, "text": " The Marathon?"}, {"start": 2596.04, "end": 2598.04, "text": " Was High Guard after Arc?"}, {"start": 2598.04, "end": 2600.04, "text": " I don't think..."}, {"start": 2600.04, "end": 2602.04, "text": " Then High Guard?"}, {"start": 2602.04, "end": 2604.04, "text": " But High..."}, {"start": 2604.04, "end": 2606.04, "text": " Some guy's driving his APC."}, {"start": 2606.04, "end": 2608.04, "text": " Isn't that a fob?"}, {"start": 2608.04, "end": 2610.04, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2610.04, "end": 2612.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2616.04, "end": 2618.04, "text": " Bro, okay."}, {"start": 2618.04, "end": 2620.04, "text": " A jittery piece of shit."}, {"start": 2622.04, "end": 2633.56, "text": " Oh my god, just get the shit out of me."}, {"start": 2633.56, "end": 2634.56, "text": " Hype to play?"}, {"start": 2634.56, "end": 2637.44, "text": " Yeah, but High Guard was free to play, wasn't it?"}, {"start": 2637.44, "end": 2639.72, "text": " Or no, was it by the play?"}, {"start": 2639.72, "end": 2640.72, "text": " I don't fucking remember."}, {"start": 2640.72, "end": 2642.72, "text": " Who gives a shit?"}, {"start": 2642.7200000000003, "end": 2662.28, "text": " I might go back up here and snipe, well these guys might land in the field."}, {"start": 2662.28, "end": 2663.28, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 2663.28, "end": 2669.28, "text": " Or not."}, {"start": 2669.28, "end": 2680.28, "text": " All teammates in the field."}, {"start": 2680.28, "end": 2682.28, "text": " Oh shit, they got three droppers."}, {"start": 2682.28, "end": 2684.28, "text": " 100 gifties."}, {"start": 2684.28, "end": 2687.28, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 2687.28, "end": 2689.28, "text": " nope"}, {"start": 2697.0400000000004, "end": 2698.32, "text": " it'll happen guys one day"}, {"start": 2703.52, "end": 2707.28, "text": " bro do not land here oh that was a hit"}, {"start": 2717.28, "end": 2735.2000000000003, "text": " I spotted this like 50 times maybe it's worth trying to go with like a battlefield kit"}, {"start": 2735.2000000000003, "end": 2737.2000000000003, "text": " And having C4 instead of binoculars"}, {"start": 2747.6000000000004, "end": 2750.8, "text": " Robbed the car I don't think this is GTRP"}, {"start": 2754.4800000000005, "end": 2757.0000000000005, "text": " Yeah, I think you just got to like C4 it and shit"}, {"start": 2757.0, "end": 2766.04, "text": " Yeah, what should I expect from this pistol? How many shots does it take to kill somebody"}, {"start": 2766.04, "end": 2781.08, "text": " on the first? How many shots are you thinking? Like 20 shots? No way. The glock sucks ass."}, {"start": 2781.08, "end": 2790.7599999999998, "text": " Yeah, what they blew it up"}, {"start": 2790.7599999999998, "end": 2801.36, "text": " Oh, there's a bunch of corpses there, do I go resin?"}, {"start": 2801.36, "end": 2812.36, "text": " I might go res these guys."}, {"start": 2812.36, "end": 2822.36, "text": " Oh that guy's doing it over there."}, {"start": 2822.36, "end": 2827.36, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 2827.36, "end": 2831.0, "text": " I think they need a res."}, {"start": 2831.0, "end": 2833.92, "text": " Well, you guys, just get a pair of D-Fibs."}, {"start": 2833.92, "end": 2835.6, "text": " It's like a money farm."}, {"start": 2835.6, "end": 2839.8, "text": " If this was a clicker game, just get some D-Fibs."}, {"start": 2839.8, "end": 2844.1200000000003, "text": " I'm about to get some and just be like a D-Fib millionaire at this point."}, {"start": 2844.1200000000003, "end": 2845.8, "text": " I might need to go do that."}, {"start": 2845.8, "end": 2848.6800000000003, "text": " I might be the way."}, {"start": 2848.6800000000003, "end": 2849.6800000000003, "text": " Early game?"}, {"start": 2849.6800000000003, "end": 2857.2000000000003, "text": " I might go res'em, I might go res'em, let me go do it, let me go do it."}, {"start": 2857.2000000000003, "end": 2863.2000000000003, "text": " You gotta unlock them? Yeah, I mean, this is one way of doing it."}, {"start": 2863.2000000000003, "end": 2868.2000000000003, "text": " What level? I gotta check what level it is."}, {"start": 2868.2000000000003, "end": 2872.2000000000003, "text": " You know, do you run faster on arm?"}, {"start": 2872.2000000000003, "end": 2875.2000000000003, "text": " Oh, buddy, you're rubbing!"}, {"start": 2875.2000000000003, "end": 2879.2000000000003, "text": " Let me rub, let me rub, let me rub. I need money, let me rub."}, {"start": 2879.2000000000003, "end": 2883.2000000000003, "text": " What's up, guys? You're gonna be okay, okay?"}, {"start": 2883.2000000000003, "end": 2884.0400000000004, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 2885.92, "end": 2887.0800000000004, "text": " Rub them in down, baby."}, {"start": 2888.76, "end": 2889.6000000000004, "text": " There's someone north of me."}, {"start": 2889.6000000000004, "end": 2890.8, "text": " Everybody relax."}, {"start": 2893.6400000000003, "end": 2895.1200000000003, "text": " Oh, the master rubber."}, {"start": 2895.1200000000003, "end": 2896.44, "text": " Okay, buddy."}, {"start": 2896.44, "end": 2897.88, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 2897.88, "end": 2898.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 2900.5600000000004, "end": 2902.0400000000004, "text": " This guy lets me hit."}, {"start": 2902.0400000000004, "end": 2903.4, "text": " Mine now, mine now."}, {"start": 2903.4, "end": 2905.4, "text": " Enemy will burn, spot it."}, {"start": 2908.1200000000003, "end": 2909.32, "text": " Let me get the assist."}, {"start": 2911.1600000000003, "end": 2912.2000000000003, "text": " Technically, what if you,"}, {"start": 2912.2000000000003, "end": 2915.26, "text": " I wonder, what's the investment on getting,"}, {"start": 2915.26, "end": 2916.7400000000002, "text": " I guess you could get 246A,"}, {"start": 2916.7400000000002, "end": 2920.0600000000004, "text": " you could only get four of those respirator looking things."}, {"start": 2920.9600000000005, "end": 2922.5200000000004, "text": " Isn't it one time use?"}, {"start": 2923.5400000000004, "end": 2925.38, "text": " And then you make your money back,"}, {"start": 2925.38, "end": 2927.2400000000002, "text": " just go in and spamming it."}, {"start": 2927.2400000000002, "end": 2929.6600000000003, "text": " You just, wait, it's one and it's forever use?"}, {"start": 2931.0200000000004, "end": 2932.28, "text": " Oh, you can only get one?"}, {"start": 2934.86, "end": 2936.86, "text": " Yeah, it's running on bandaging people."}, {"start": 2942.2000000000003, "end": 2944.88, "text": " Oh single you see you get"}, {"start": 2951.5600000000004, "end": 2953.5600000000004, "text": " Binos"}, {"start": 2962.9600000000005, "end": 2964.9600000000005, "text": " Hey, are they up on the tower I"}, {"start": 2964.96, "end": 2974.86, "text": " Oh, I just saw his head."}, {"start": 2974.86, "end": 2976.96, "text": " No one's gonna peek off."}, {"start": 2976.96, "end": 2984.88, "text": " I gotta find like a nice area to be a little rat shit sniper to just like take out multiple."}, {"start": 2984.88, "end": 2989.76, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2989.76, "end": 2990.76, "text": " One."}, {"start": 2990.76, "end": 2992.2400000000002, "text": " To the left, brother."}, {"start": 2992.2400000000002, "end": 2993.2400000000002, "text": " To the left."}, {"start": 2993.2400000000002, "end": 2994.76, "text": " Oh, you did it again!"}, {"start": 2994.76, "end": 2996.36, "text": " A little more, a little more, a little more!"}, {"start": 2996.36, "end": 2998.0400000000004, "text": " Eh, come back, come back, come back!"}, {"start": 2998.0400000000004, "end": 2999.4, "text": " Oh, he's rusting his friend."}, {"start": 2999.4, "end": 3001.0800000000004, "text": " Yeah, he's r-"}, {"start": 3001.0800000000004, "end": 3002.76, "text": " Oh, he's rusting him."}, {"start": 3004.28, "end": 3005.1600000000003, "text": " Oh, he rusted him!"}, {"start": 3005.1600000000003, "end": 3006.44, "text": " Oh, it's a shoulder!"}, {"start": 3006.44, "end": 3008.1200000000003, "text": " Oh, can I shoot that?"}, {"start": 3015.4, "end": 3016.28, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3016.28, "end": 3017.32, "text": " Ah, that was an advance!"}, {"start": 3017.32, "end": 3018.5200000000004, "text": " That was an advance!"}, {"start": 3018.5200000000004, "end": 3019.32, "text": " That was an advance!"}, {"start": 3021.32, "end": 3022.36, "text": " Oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm dead."}, {"start": 3022.36, "end": 3024.36, "text": " I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead."}, {"start": 3031.8, "end": 3033.8, "text": " I was about to make that shot."}, {"start": 3038.2000000000003, "end": 3044.44, "text": " Yeah, other side of the fence. Oh shit, I'm the only one here. I'm so dead."}, {"start": 3052.36, "end": 3065.36, "text": " I'll walk away. I'll walk away. I'll forget this happened."}, {"start": 3065.36, "end": 3072.36, "text": " Oh, there you go."}, {"start": 3072.36, "end": 3082.36, "text": " Can I unlock anything?"}, {"start": 3082.36, "end": 3084.36, "text": " Mosin?"}, {"start": 3084.36, "end": 3087.28, "text": " Guys, I need the Mosin."}, {"start": 3087.28, "end": 3090.04, "text": " I need the Mosin, you know, understand."}, {"start": 3090.04, "end": 3093.36, "text": " Level 10 Recon."}, {"start": 3093.36, "end": 3101.36, "text": " I need it."}, {"start": 3101.36, "end": 3103.36, "text": " We're looking boys we need a ride"}, {"start": 3104.2400000000002, "end": 3106.0, "text": " I'm good"}, {"start": 3106.0, "end": 3108.58, "text": " That's what it's all about if you don't want any heli rides"}, {"start": 3108.58, "end": 3111.96, "text": " Just aim to survive for at least ten minutes"}, {"start": 3111.96, "end": 3117.88, "text": " So you know you can always have a deployment available or you have to rely on somebody"}, {"start": 3118.52, "end": 3120.52, "text": " Helying you in"}, {"start": 3123.36, "end": 3128.2400000000002, "text": " How long is the match that it depends on I feel like we're at 53"}, {"start": 3128.2400000000002, "end": 3135.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, just you gotta aim to at least survive 10 minutes."}, {"start": 3135.2400000000002, "end": 3141.92, "text": " So I survived 9 minutes and 50 seconds."}, {"start": 3141.92, "end": 3144.2400000000002, "text": " Max time is like 4 hours."}, {"start": 3144.2400000000002, "end": 3150.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, next match I might help build up a fob like this and just build walls."}, {"start": 3150.2400000000002, "end": 3151.2400000000002, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 3151.2400000000002, "end": 3154.2400000000002, "text": " People love this."}, {"start": 3154.2400000000002, "end": 3156.84, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 3156.84, "end": 3160.84, "text": " I guess obviously with the heli drop, you can get in here instead of needing to still run."}, {"start": 3162.34, "end": 3163.84, "text": " It's way more of a hot drop."}, {"start": 3174.84, "end": 3178.84, "text": " You're telling me I can just track this guy and make all my money back?"}, {"start": 3179.84, "end": 3183.84, "text": " Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. The first spot gives you money? Never mind."}, {"start": 3183.84, "end": 3186.84, "text": " And then it's all XP for recon."}, {"start": 3191.84, "end": 3193.84, "text": " How's it looking man, you getting your ass checked?"}, {"start": 3194.84, "end": 3196.84, "text": " Uh, Chris left the base."}, {"start": 3199.84, "end": 3200.84, "text": " Right for life!"}, {"start": 3209.84, "end": 3211.84, "text": " Holy shit, bro, they got nades!"}, {"start": 3213.84, "end": 3221.6800000000003, "text": " You get him right you get him"}, {"start": 3233.52, "end": 3237.32, "text": " He did yeah, yeah, there it is easy I"}, {"start": 3237.32, "end": 3241.92, "text": " I should have pistoled, man. I'm scared."}, {"start": 3241.92, "end": 3246.0800000000004, "text": " I have vision problems in this game right now. It's hard to spot the enemy."}, {"start": 3246.0800000000004, "end": 3250.1600000000003, "text": " Yo, APC! They gotta..."}, {"start": 3250.1600000000003, "end": 3253.32, "text": " You gotta shoot the antenna. Wait, really?"}, {"start": 3253.32, "end": 3260.0, "text": " Do you actually do that? You shoot the antenna?"}, {"start": 3260.0, "end": 3272.2, "text": " Yeah, I think they're in the building north, one of them."}, {"start": 3272.2, "end": 3277.76, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah, second floor of the banner building at 22."}, {"start": 3277.76, "end": 3283.08, "text": " I haven't spotted, I haven't spotted."}, {"start": 3283.08, "end": 3285.08, "text": " I think he killed him."}, {"start": 3285.08, "end": 3287.08, "text": " Where are they?"}, {"start": 3287.08, "end": 3288.08, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3288.08, "end": 3290.58, "text": " You're kidding, bro! It was literally looking there!"}, {"start": 3291.08, "end": 3293.08, "text": " Yo, by the radio tower, man!"}, {"start": 3298.08, "end": 3299.08, "text": " More or minus?"}, {"start": 3300.08, "end": 3301.08, "text": " Nice, thank you."}, {"start": 3302.58, "end": 3305.08, "text": " Hey, I swear I got killed by the radio tower. Bless."}, {"start": 3315.58, "end": 3316.58, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3318.08, "end": 3325.08, "text": " Oh, we are also in the gold, so, I mean..."}, {"start": 3329.12, "end": 3336.12, "text": " Did you get double money for kills in the gold?"}, {"start": 3336.92, "end": 3343.92, "text": " How you do?"}, {"start": 3378.08, "end": 3382.6, "text": " Hey, on this building, uh, southwest, where you're going, I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 3382.6, "end": 3384.6, "text": " Do you see that ping?"}, {"start": 3384.6, "end": 3386.6, "text": " I think you might be in there."}, {"start": 3394.1, "end": 3396.6, "text": " Oh shit, he wa- he wa- he was!"}, {"start": 3396.6, "end": 3398.6, "text": " He was!"}, {"start": 3408.08, "end": 3412.24, "text": " Are you kidding me, there's just one straggler?"}, {"start": 3412.24, "end": 3417.12, "text": " I'm like, look, yeah, where the fuck?"}, {"start": 3417.12, "end": 3422.3199999999997, "text": " Yeah, Red has full occupation of this."}, {"start": 3422.3199999999997, "end": 3423.4, "text": " What do you mean, dead weight?"}, {"start": 3423.4, "end": 3426.48, "text": " There's like 20 soldiers underneath me."}, {"start": 3426.48, "end": 3430.24, "text": " One of them goes in, confirms the target,"}, {"start": 3430.24, "end": 3432.7599999999998, "text": " and then 19 people are there to resin."}, {"start": 3432.76, "end": 3439.76, "text": " find your get these if I kill them"}, {"start": 3439.76, "end": 3446.76, "text": " I hit the roof"}, {"start": 3446.76, "end": 3448.76, "text": " oh I can you no scope?"}, {"start": 3448.76, "end": 3451.76, "text": " oh it is actually kinda accurate"}, {"start": 3451.76, "end": 3461.76, "text": " dude I was just looking in that fucking way"}, {"start": 3461.76, "end": 3464.4, "text": " in that fucking window and he's creating me?"}, {"start": 3470.32, "end": 3471.32, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 3473.5200000000004, "end": 3474.5200000000004, "text": " I hit him!"}, {"start": 3474.92, "end": 3475.92, "text": " I hit him!"}, {"start": 3481.6000000000004, "end": 3484.84, "text": " What is- I don't know what the body shot damage of this guy is."}, {"start": 3485.1200000000003, "end": 3486.1200000000003, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 3521.76, "end": 3530.48, "text": " this angle I'm gonna run into somebody and die I'm gonna die but there's there's"}, {"start": 3530.48, "end": 3546.1200000000003, "text": " somebody around here in here oh shit big kill assist rip really I should I know"}, {"start": 3546.1200000000003, "end": 3549.44, "text": " how the mechanic works in this game how do you take over a tower is it just like"}, {"start": 3549.44, "end": 3556.0, "text": " You just stand there, and you take it over like a flag, and then you can just build a fob there. Is that it?"}, {"start": 3559.08, "end": 3561.08, "text": " There's a computer inside."}, {"start": 3567.0, "end": 3569.0, "text": " Oh, there's a computer, and you take the tower."}, {"start": 3570.92, "end": 3576.88, "text": " Does it give you more points, or what is the benefit? Recon, more visual, like what is the benefit?"}, {"start": 3579.44, "end": 3586.44, "text": " Yeah, that one guy is going."}, {"start": 3597.68, "end": 3602.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3602.68, "end": 3605.84, "text": " Close dude."}, {"start": 3605.84, "end": 3609.08, "text": " He just dropped off."}, {"start": 3609.08, "end": 3611.3199999999997, "text": " Yeah, guys in the field northwest of you."}, {"start": 3618.3199999999997, "end": 3619.64, "text": " Yeah, just wait till I get the most in."}, {"start": 3619.64, "end": 3621.52, "text": " I'm gonna miss."}, {"start": 3623.2, "end": 3624.12, "text": " Way cleaner."}, {"start": 3627.08, "end": 3628.36, "text": " Are you kidding me, bro?"}, {"start": 3628.36, "end": 3629.92, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 3629.92, "end": 3632.52, "text": " Bro, there's been a guy lurking outside your ship"}, {"start": 3632.52, "end": 3633.6, "text": " for a year."}, {"start": 3633.6, "end": 3640.6, "text": " He's a sniper."}, {"start": 3640.6, "end": 3651.1, "text": " Are you kidding me, but..."}, {"start": 3651.1, "end": 3652.1, "text": " He'll res me."}, {"start": 3652.1, "end": 3653.1, "text": " He'll res me."}, {"start": 3653.1, "end": 3654.1, "text": " Two under bucks."}, {"start": 3654.1, "end": 3655.1, "text": " Two under bucks."}, {"start": 3655.1, "end": 3656.1, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3656.1, "end": 3657.1, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 3657.1, "end": 3658.1, "text": " They got him to move."}, {"start": 3658.1, "end": 3659.1, "text": " He's actually moving."}, {"start": 3659.1, "end": 3660.7, "text": " Wow, they got him to move."}, {"start": 3662.22, "end": 3663.58, "text": " He's actually moving."}, {"start": 3665.3399999999997, "end": 3666.2999999999997, "text": " Yeah, did you get him?"}, {"start": 3669.58, "end": 3670.46, "text": " Nice, yeah."}, {"start": 3673.5, "end": 3675.8199999999997, "text": " Defitman at Hotmail.com"}, {"start": 3678.7799999999997, "end": 3679.9, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3687.1, "end": 3688.2999999999997, "text": " Thank you, Matt. Thank you."}, {"start": 3689.7, "end": 3691.7, "text": " On"}, {"start": 3694.08, "end": 3696.08, "text": " You have marines on your team"}, {"start": 3699.42, "end": 3706.9, "text": " 300,000 players and war dogs down. I don't think it was gonna be that big on launch. That's crazy actually holy shit"}, {"start": 3708.14, "end": 3710.2999999999997, "text": " Nice. Thank you, man. Good shit dude. I"}, {"start": 3712.86, "end": 3716.06, "text": " Knew it was gonna be decently big, but that's a shit ton"}, {"start": 3719.1, "end": 3724.1, "text": " Holy shit. Yeah, people are just so thirsty for just a good FPS that isn't Call of Duty."}, {"start": 3731.1, "end": 3737.1, "text": " Okay, there's a thousand people on this tower, but I think the team's actually occupying it."}, {"start": 3739.1, "end": 3742.1, "text": " Get in a month? You know what, maybe, but..."}, {"start": 3743.1, "end": 3745.1, "text": " It's still fun initially."}, {"start": 3745.1, "end": 3759.2599999999998, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 3759.2599999999998, "end": 3762.2999999999997, "text": " Those guys hot-dropped on that."}, {"start": 3762.2999999999997, "end": 3769.86, "text": " Man, I'm trying to find people to kill, okay?"}, {"start": 3769.86, "end": 3774.5, "text": " You play fast and then there's a guy who's playing like a rat that kills you."}, {"start": 3774.5, "end": 3782.58, "text": " like I'm doing. Or you get an SMG and just kind of go go go."}, {"start": 3782.58, "end": 3797.42, "text": " I really like dropping in that field."}, {"start": 3797.42, "end": 3802.7799999999997, "text": " Come on buddy."}, {"start": 3802.7799999999997, "end": 3803.7799999999997, "text": " Kill assist?"}, {"start": 3803.7799999999997, "end": 3804.7799999999997, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3804.78, "end": 3806.78, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3812.78, "end": 3814.78, "text": " Oh, you pronged shit!"}, {"start": 3821.78, "end": 3823.78, "text": " Did I just see a pit top?"}, {"start": 3824.78, "end": 3826.78, "text": " How is that not a kill?"}, {"start": 3831.78, "end": 3832.78, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 3834.78, "end": 3843.78, "text": " I had a feeling someone was flanking me, okay?"}, {"start": 3843.78, "end": 3846.78, "text": " Please, Ro, wait!"}, {"start": 3846.78, "end": 3848.78, "text": " I have intel!"}, {"start": 3848.78, "end": 3850.78, "text": " Wait, Ro!"}, {"start": 3850.78, "end": 3853.78, "text": " I need help over here!"}, {"start": 3853.78, "end": 3855.78, "text": " I have intel, Ro!"}, {"start": 3855.78, "end": 3856.78, "text": " I can tell you things!"}, {"start": 3856.78, "end": 3858.78, "text": " I'm dead, too!"}, {"start": 3858.78, "end": 3859.78, "text": " That's not..."}, {"start": 3859.78, "end": 3862.78, "text": " See, I was go regiing your buddy function!"}, {"start": 3862.78, "end": 3865.0800000000004, "text": " Oh, no, no, that's not my money, bro."}, {"start": 3865.0800000000004, "end": 3866.98, "text": " That's some old arnemies, actually."}, {"start": 3869.38, "end": 3871.1800000000003, "text": " That was the third faction."}, {"start": 3876.78, "end": 3878.6800000000003, "text": " It was."}, {"start": 3878.6800000000003, "end": 3880.78, "text": " Check if you unlock the SKS."}, {"start": 3882.0800000000004, "end": 3883.1800000000003, "text": " I don't think I did yet."}, {"start": 3883.1800000000003, "end": 3885.78, "text": " The next one you unlock is the most in at level 10."}, {"start": 3886.1800000000003, "end": 3888.98, "text": " Yeah, how do I how do I tell my recon levelers?"}, {"start": 3888.98, "end": 3893.94, "text": " Where's my Recon level buddy? Oh."}, {"start": 3893.94, "end": 3900.54, "text": " Yeah, I gotta start fragging more, yeah. I gotta lock in. I gotta lock in, boys. I gotta lock in."}, {"start": 3900.54, "end": 3908.54, "text": " Next one is SKS at level 5 in Marksman. Oh, is it?"}, {"start": 3908.54, "end": 3917.04, "text": " Yo, spot more people, my ass. Dude, I wanna fucking kill a motherfucker."}, {"start": 3917.04, "end": 3919.84, "text": " Is this gun not one-tap headshot? Is it not?"}, {"start": 3924.16, "end": 3928.0, "text": " Because I swear I had a hit marker. It's not- oh well there you go."}, {"start": 3929.44, "end": 3938.8, "text": " Not against armor. 90 damage headshot. Oh. Is there any gun? Is there any sniper that does one-tap?"}, {"start": 3941.6, "end": 3946.0, "text": " It makes sense that it's garbage for the beginning rifle. It makes sense. Oh yes!"}, {"start": 3947.04, "end": 3967.04, "text": " I'm a worm that's what I'm talking about bro there's random stragglers oh my god it's"}, {"start": 3967.04, "end": 3974.48, "text": " tree. You play fast and then there's like one guy behind enemy lines."}, {"start": 3977.04, "end": 3982.7599999999998, "text": " It's a team focused game you're not supposed to go solo. I disagree. I think"}, {"start": 3982.7599999999998, "end": 3988.24, "text": " this seems like a mix. You can squat up and like rage shit together and like nah"}, {"start": 3988.2400000000002, "end": 3990.2400000000002, "text": " Nah, you can also be effective."}, {"start": 3991.2400000000002, "end": 3992.2400000000002, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 3993.2400000000002, "end": 3994.2400000000002, "text": " Kind of."}, {"start": 3995.2400000000002, "end": 3998.2400000000002, "text": " It's not that deep, bro. It's not that deep."}, {"start": 4001.2400000000002, "end": 4003.2400000000002, "text": " Eventually, you're gonna, like, mesh with your teammates."}, {"start": 4004.2400000000002, "end": 4008.2400000000002, "text": " Just because you all have the same hot zone in mind to fight at and shit, but..."}, {"start": 4018.2400000000002, "end": 4030.0800000000004, "text": " 15 snipers in tower we are helping there's probably like one guy in here yeah"}, {"start": 4030.0800000000004, "end": 4034.1200000000003, "text": " like the whole middle ground is empty"}, {"start": 4034.12, "end": 4049.4, "text": " Some people just hate on it because they don't want to, you know, if they're a justification"}, {"start": 4049.4, "end": 4055.2, "text": " for not wanting to spend the money on the game too, so it's like a copium method too."}, {"start": 4055.2, "end": 4059.4, "text": " I'm not saying, bro, it's a healthy way to save money, I get it, or not spend money,"}, {"start": 4059.4, "end": 4060.7999999999997, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 4060.8, "end": 4064.78, "text": " You copium hate the game."}, {"start": 4064.78, "end": 4071.36, "text": " It's technically probably a saving tactic if you're asked like a fucking financial guy."}, {"start": 4071.36, "end": 4073.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4073.5, "end": 4076.82, "text": " But you also don't know how long the game is gonna last for like I get it."}, {"start": 4076.82, "end": 4077.82, "text": " It really depends dude."}, {"start": 4077.82, "end": 4082.78, "text": " I'm the type of person you are."}, {"start": 4082.78, "end": 4083.78, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 4083.78, "end": 4084.78, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 4084.78, "end": 4103.780000000001, "text": " Can you climb like a massive radio tower or maybe I get like a heli-drop on a tower or"}, {"start": 4103.780000000001, "end": 4105.9800000000005, "text": " something?"}, {"start": 4105.9800000000005, "end": 4110.26, "text": " I'm trying to find like a good place to be a noose and sniper where people can get to"}, {"start": 4110.26, "end": 4125.320000000001, "text": " where I'm at. That guy's still alive in there. Back at this tower. A lot of people here."}, {"start": 4125.320000000001, "end": 4135.96, "text": " What are these byzons by the way? What are those? I could wait for the field cross."}, {"start": 4140.26, "end": 4149.26, "text": " I swear I'm going to get killed from this side."}, {"start": 4149.26, "end": 4162.26, "text": " Wow, this is a horrible spot to cross."}, {"start": 4162.26, "end": 4170.74, "text": " I said shoot the antenna"}, {"start": 4170.74, "end": 4196.3, "text": " Oh, there's a guy in there. But I can't one tap, so it's just doing fucking damage to"}, {"start": 4196.3, "end": 4203.3, "text": " him and then him never peeking again. That's all, that's all. Especially with this gun."}, {"start": 4208.820000000001, "end": 4211.820000000001, "text": " I guess he had 98, dude."}, {"start": 4211.820000000001, "end": 4218.820000000001, "text": " You're lucky there's a fucking wall here, you piece of shit."}, {"start": 4226.3, "end": 4227.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4227.3, "end": 4252.66, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 4252.66, "end": 4254.66, "text": " You're telling me that was the lead?"}, {"start": 4254.66, "end": 4261.26, "text": " Hey take a look around. I hope you like what you bought. Hey take a look around. You gotta spend money to make money."}, {"start": 4263.0599999999995, "end": 4266.66, "text": " Skill issue ding ding ding ding ding skill issue"}, {"start": 4270.0199999999995, "end": 4273.98, "text": " Hey y'all brown what's your plan right away? There's no one in there. There's no one in there"}, {"start": 4275.3, "end": 4277.3, "text": " Yeah, can you drop me off dude?"}, {"start": 4279.22, "end": 4283.139999999999, "text": " We can start giving the old college try. I got a parachute"}, {"start": 4284.66, "end": 4294.139999999999, "text": " All righty, yeah."}, {"start": 4294.139999999999, "end": 4299.66, "text": " Failed off back 350k."}, {"start": 4299.66, "end": 4313.66, "text": " Yeah, that's freaking crazy, man, 280k, that's sick."}, {"start": 4313.66, "end": 4321.34, "text": " The thing is, you can drop pallets of crates, but then don't you only get XP if they actually"}, {"start": 4321.34, "end": 4322.34, "text": " access it?"}, {"start": 4322.34, "end": 4326.42, "text": " So you have to hope your team is actively using the supplies you're transferring."}, {"start": 4326.42, "end": 4329.78, "text": " Are you just trying to... are you carrying supplies?"}, {"start": 4329.78, "end": 4334.42, "text": " Yeah, I have supplies, but I can drop you off wherever you want."}, {"start": 4334.42, "end": 4336.42, "text": " Oh yeah, I'll just bear shit out."}, {"start": 4336.42, "end": 4339.42, "text": " You only get XP if people use the supplies, right?"}, {"start": 4339.42, "end": 4340.42, "text": " Or cash?"}, {"start": 4340.42, "end": 4346.86, "text": " as long as they like if they like unload the supplies and then they start building"}, {"start": 4346.86, "end": 4353.62, "text": " with them then yeah you'll start getting XP. Not for the delivery but the usage."}, {"start": 4353.62, "end": 4359.06, "text": " You'll also get a little bit for delivering like pilot or I think it's support level for delivering."}, {"start": 4359.06, "end": 4361.06, "text": " Oh I see, nice, nice, nice!"}, {"start": 4366.42, "end": 4368.42, "text": " I've tipped the BS, I've tipped it."}, {"start": 4370.42, "end": 4382.62, "text": " Not sure, oh yeah, there's actually a ladder up here."}, {"start": 4382.62, "end": 4384.26, "text": " Wait, so they had claymores?"}, {"start": 4384.26, "end": 4388.02, "text": " I hope they don't, but I could see them doing a claymore patch."}, {"start": 4388.02, "end": 4389.02, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4389.02, "end": 4390.02, "text": " Brother!"}, {"start": 4390.02, "end": 4391.02, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4391.02, "end": 4397.78, "text": " Oh, there they are."}, {"start": 4397.78, "end": 4398.78, "text": " That was him, dude."}, {"start": 4412.78, "end": 4413.78, "text": " Come on buddy."}, {"start": 4413.78, "end": 4417.78, "text": " Yeah, can you both of fuckers look over to the south, please?"}, {"start": 4423.78, "end": 4425.78, "text": " You're lucky, man. You're lucky it's not a Mosin."}, {"start": 4427.78, "end": 4429.58, "text": " And now he's never peeking again."}, {"start": 4434.38, "end": 4435.66, "text": " How have we not taken that tower?"}, {"start": 4435.66, "end": 4437.46, "text": " There's like two people in there."}, {"start": 4439.46, "end": 4441.0199999999995, "text": " Not many are peeking."}, {"start": 4450.259999999999, "end": 4451.42, "text": " Yeah, there's like two guys."}, {"start": 4451.42, "end": 4453.5, "text": " Yeah, I'm about to take an SMG."}, {"start": 4453.5, "end": 4461.8, "text": " This will have a payoff though, I think it's going to be difficult and then the sniper"}, {"start": 4461.8, "end": 4465.34, "text": " unlock is going to be worth it."}, {"start": 4465.34, "end": 4468.62, "text": " Let me, let me copy on myself."}, {"start": 4468.62, "end": 4471.02, "text": " I need to tell myself this."}, {"start": 4471.02, "end": 4475.9, "text": " It is very loud, you do not, I need a silencer is what I need."}, {"start": 4475.900000000001, "end": 4479.500000000001, "text": " Every time I shoot this, it's like I ping my location."}, {"start": 4492.540000000001, "end": 4494.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, they love this field, man."}, {"start": 4497.38, "end": 4499.9800000000005, "text": " I need to find like a good spot to snipe them here."}, {"start": 4505.900000000001, "end": 4531.900000000001, "text": " I swear I saw someone in here, that's a bad idea."}, {"start": 4531.900000000001, "end": 4542.000000000001, "text": " Buddy why what are you doing man? What are you doing out here?"}, {"start": 4551.38, "end": 4553.38, "text": " You part of the green goblins"}, {"start": 4559.56, "end": 4561.56, "text": " Yo, where's the man?"}, {"start": 4561.900000000001, "end": 4571.540000000001, "text": " You can't see my color because I'm undercover nice shot man nice shot man just get me up"}, {"start": 4571.540000000001, "end": 4579.620000000001, "text": " right there yeah yeah I'll get that I got mission accomplished just resume I got intel"}, {"start": 4579.620000000001, "end": 4588.14, "text": " yeah yeah I got intel bro I gotta go tell the green boss"}, {"start": 4588.14, "end": 4590.14, "text": " Yeah, really? Okay."}, {"start": 4590.14, "end": 4592.14, "text": " Yeah, yeah, get intel on blue."}, {"start": 4592.14, "end": 4594.14, "text": " Really? What's the intel?"}, {"start": 4594.14, "end": 4596.14, "text": " Oh, bro, my lips are parched."}, {"start": 4596.14, "end": 4598.14, "text": " Let me get a drink of water and then I'ma tell them."}, {"start": 4598.14, "end": 4600.14, "text": " I'ma tell Green."}, {"start": 4600.14, "end": 4602.14, "text": " I'm down!"}, {"start": 4602.14, "end": 4604.14, "text": " Oh, do you? All right."}, {"start": 4604.14, "end": 4606.14, "text": " Res me so I can drink it back."}, {"start": 4606.14, "end": 4608.14, "text": " I got you, bro."}, {"start": 4608.14, "end": 4610.14, "text": " Actually, I can't, Res."}, {"start": 4610.14, "end": 4612.14, "text": " I don't know a freaking thing."}, {"start": 4612.14, "end": 4614.14, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 4614.14, "end": 4616.14, "text": " Yeah, you can't, right?"}, {"start": 4616.14, "end": 4618.14, "text": " Yeah, you can't, right? You can't, uh,"}, {"start": 4618.14, "end": 4619.4800000000005, "text": " do the counter up on enemies."}, {"start": 4619.4800000000005, "end": 4621.4800000000005, "text": " You can only use the, uh, thing here."}, {"start": 4621.4800000000005, "end": 4622.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4622.9800000000005, "end": 4624.9800000000005, "text": " The robot."}, {"start": 4624.9800000000005, "end": 4626.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4626.9800000000005, "end": 4628.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4628.9800000000005, "end": 4629.9800000000005, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 4629.9800000000005, "end": 4631.9800000000005, "text": " Listen, we're gonna hold hands in the middle"}, {"start": 4631.9800000000005, "end": 4635.9800000000005, "text": " and call the truce between all the colors."}, {"start": 4635.9800000000005, "end": 4637.9800000000005, "text": " All right, you ready?"}, {"start": 4637.9800000000005, "end": 4639.4800000000005, "text": " I'm not gonna shoot this."}, {"start": 4639.4800000000005, "end": 4640.4800000000005, "text": " All right, I'll give."}, {"start": 4640.4800000000005, "end": 4641.4800000000005, "text": " I'm not gonna shoot me."}, {"start": 4641.4800000000005, "end": 4642.4800000000005, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4642.4800000000005, "end": 4644.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, I'm going back to my base."}, {"start": 4644.4800000000005, "end": 4645.4800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4645.4800000000005, "end": 4646.68, "text": " I'll escort you now, all right."}, {"start": 4646.68, "end": 4648.4800000000005, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah, bring me to the green house."}, {"start": 4648.4800000000005, "end": 4649.4800000000005, "text": " Bring me to the green house."}, {"start": 4649.4800000000005, "end": 4650.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, bring me to the green house."}, {"start": 4650.4800000000005, "end": 4651.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, Matt."}, {"start": 4651.4800000000005, "end": 4652.4800000000005, "text": " I'm just out of the forest."}, {"start": 4652.4800000000005, "end": 4653.4800000000005, "text": " Bro, I got binoculars."}, {"start": 4653.4800000000005, "end": 4654.4800000000005, "text": " I'm a tourist."}, {"start": 4654.4800000000005, "end": 4655.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'll bring you."}, {"start": 4655.4800000000005, "end": 4656.4800000000005, "text": " I'll bring you."}, {"start": 4656.4800000000005, "end": 4657.4800000000005, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4657.4800000000005, "end": 4658.4800000000005, "text": " I'm looking south, southeast."}, {"start": 4658.4800000000005, "end": 4659.4800000000005, "text": " Southeast?"}, {"start": 4659.4800000000005, "end": 4660.4800000000005, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4660.4800000000005, "end": 4661.4800000000005, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4661.4800000000005, "end": 4666.4800000000005, "text": " It's so beautiful here, Matt."}, {"start": 4666.4800000000005, "end": 4667.4800000000005, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 4667.4800000000005, "end": 4672.4800000000005, "text": " You guys built all those?"}, {"start": 4672.4800000000005, "end": 4674.4800000000005, "text": " I know it's crazy."}, {"start": 4674.4800000000005, "end": 4676.88, "text": " That's crazy. Hey, that's top secret, buddy!"}, {"start": 4676.88, "end": 4678.88, "text": " AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 4681.88, "end": 4683.88, "text": " You got clearance for that?"}, {"start": 4683.88, "end": 4685.38, "text": " I trusted you guys."}, {"start": 4685.38, "end": 4687.38, "text": " The secret though."}, {"start": 4687.38, "end": 4689.88, "text": " You only had secret clearance. That's top secret."}, {"start": 4689.88, "end": 4693.88, "text": " Yeah, I was about to tell you this, I was about to say it, man. You shot me."}, {"start": 4693.88, "end": 4696.88, "text": " Yeah! I'm bleeding now over here!"}, {"start": 4696.88, "end": 4699.88, "text": " I can't control. I don't want to feel authority over it."}, {"start": 4699.88, "end": 4701.88, "text": " I'm gonna tell you everything, bro!"}, {"start": 4701.88, "end": 4703.88, "text": " The next sentence."}, {"start": 4703.88, "end": 4708.88, "text": " Sorry, I was about to tell everybody you were about to win the war!"}, {"start": 4708.88, "end": 4710.88, "text": " Yo, are you a toby ship, buddy?"}, {"start": 4710.88, "end": 4711.88, "text": " I was about to, bro!"}, {"start": 4711.88, "end": 4714.88, "text": " I was literally about to see your fob, that's it."}, {"start": 4720.88, "end": 4722.88, "text": " Soldier of fortune."}, {"start": 4722.88, "end": 4726.88, "text": " Hey, take a look around. I'm back any time."}, {"start": 4727.88, "end": 4729.88, "text": " Alright, man, let's go."}, {"start": 4729.88, "end": 4734.88, "text": " You look locked in."}, {"start": 4734.88, "end": 4736.88, "text": " You look like you're ready."}, {"start": 4736.88, "end": 4740.88, "text": " Yo, this guy's ready to lift us off."}, {"start": 4740.88, "end": 4744.88, "text": " Lift us higher."}, {"start": 4744.88, "end": 4746.88, "text": " Wait, did I not buy armor?"}, {"start": 4746.88, "end": 4748.88, "text": " Oh shit, I unlocked armor."}, {"start": 4748.88, "end": 4750.88, "text": " Oh my god, I finally have armor unlocked."}, {"start": 4750.88, "end": 4753.88, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4753.88, "end": 4754.88, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 4754.88, "end": 4755.88, "text": " Not having armor is not bad,"}, {"start": 4755.88, "end": 4758.92, "text": " Never's not bad, because with this weapon, you're basically dead."}, {"start": 4760.18, "end": 4761.38, "text": " You're dead pretty fast."}, {"start": 4761.38, "end": 4763.38, "text": " I'm technically saving money."}, {"start": 4765.18, "end": 4770.38, "text": " I'll have 45 grand already, even though I think that's how much you start with when you get your first download."}, {"start": 4770.38, "end": 4771.38, "text": " But still."}, {"start": 4772.88, "end": 4773.88, "text": " We're not down!"}, {"start": 4774.88, "end": 4775.88, "text": " We're around!"}, {"start": 4777.88, "end": 4779.88, "text": " Oh, you started 10k? Oh."}, {"start": 4779.88, "end": 4781.38, "text": " No, we're up now!"}, {"start": 4785.88, "end": 4796.52, "text": " Uh, no, Red's about to win."}, {"start": 4796.52, "end": 4799.4400000000005, "text": " I mean, 21 points."}, {"start": 4799.4400000000005, "end": 4804.36, "text": " Red has been on him, but Green's making a comeback, actually."}, {"start": 4804.36, "end": 4806.36, "text": " Green can sway the match."}, {"start": 4806.36, "end": 4808.36, "text": " Alright, wanna game?"}, {"start": 4808.36, "end": 4809.36, "text": " Wanna fuck up?"}, {"start": 4809.36, "end": 4811.36, "text": " Yo, gimme up on that apartment complex."}, {"start": 4811.36, "end": 4812.36, "text": " Oh yeah, oh my."}, {"start": 4812.36, "end": 4814.36, "text": " Alright, gotta, gotta, gotta, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,"}, {"start": 4814.36, "end": 4815.36, "text": " yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,"}, {"start": 4815.36, "end": 4825.36, "text": " Okay, bro."}, {"start": 4825.36, "end": 4843.12, "text": " Yeah, he shot, can you, you can shoot through wood."}, {"start": 4843.12, "end": 4844.24, "text": " Makes sense if you can."}, {"start": 4844.24, "end": 4845.92, "text": " Hopefully you can shoot through wood."}, {"start": 4845.92, "end": 4847.88, "text": " I've got one hell of an awful deal of wood."}, {"start": 4847.88, "end": 4848.88, "text": " 10k unlock."}, {"start": 4854.36, "end": 4856.4, "text": " I mean, you gotta unlock that shit."}, {"start": 4856.4, "end": 4857.5199999999995, "text": " Hope you spend wisely."}, {"start": 4865.0, "end": 4867.04, "text": " You learn in tutorial, you can shoot through wood,"}, {"start": 4867.04, "end": 4868.96, "text": " or you could have just told me what you just did,"}, {"start": 4868.96, "end": 4871.0, "text": " which saved me loading into the tutorial"}, {"start": 4871.0, "end": 4872.64, "text": " and experiencing that segment."}, {"start": 4873.12, "end": 4875.12, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4880.12, "end": 4882.12, "text": " Now I know."}, {"start": 4890.12, "end": 4893.12, "text": " People bad reviewing because of Q."}, {"start": 4893.12, "end": 4897.12, "text": " Early speed reviewers are toddlers."}, {"start": 4897.12, "end": 4905.7, "text": " At this point it's an annual get-together of the cue reviewers until like they literally get together"}, {"start": 4909.9, "end": 4911.9, "text": " Here we go everybody"}, {"start": 4911.900000000001, "end": 4914.900000000001, "text": " Everybody at the keyboard, here we go!"}, {"start": 4914.900000000001, "end": 4916.900000000001, "text": " Come on with me, man, I'm a fuckin' IQ, man."}, {"start": 4916.900000000001, "end": 4919.900000000001, "text": " I'm not a fuckin' watch. Shit, fuckin' IQ."}, {"start": 4924.900000000001, "end": 4929.900000000001, "text": " Some people buy the game just to write the Q review and then refund."}, {"start": 4929.900000000001, "end": 4933.900000000001, "text": " I swear they got like a discord and shit, Matt. They do it on purpose."}, {"start": 4933.900000000001, "end": 4949.820000000001, "text": " it's actually like hype for them they're like a community"}, {"start": 4949.820000000001, "end": 4959.500000000001, "text": " I met my husband in the queue forums we used to hop from game to game launch we never played"}, {"start": 4959.5, "end": 4964.54, "text": " that shit even though no shit every game will always have a cue if it's kind of popular"}, {"start": 4965.26, "end": 4968.3, "text": " but she was talking shit in the steve reviews"}, {"start": 4970.46, "end": 4971.82, "text": " and i was like oh my god"}, {"start": 4977.42, "end": 4979.58, "text": " hey i got a lot of guns"}, {"start": 4979.58, "end": 4980.58, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4984.58, "end": 4992.58, "text": " Buddy, these guys are spotting me faster than I can spot, and I have a fucking 8x, 12x magnifying, optic lens."}, {"start": 4995.58, "end": 5003.58, "text": " Chat time. I'm gonna start taking monster energies, Adderalls, and, um, what else? What else? I'm just dead."}, {"start": 5004.58, "end": 5006.58, "text": " Alright, and then loading up. I'm done."}, {"start": 5006.58, "end": 5014.82, "text": " I'm done. I'm going all out. You motherfuckers take Valhine buffs I are out to play these games."}, {"start": 5014.82, "end": 5022.5, "text": " Alright? I'm done. I'm done being sober. I'm done sober aiming. I want buffs."}, {"start": 5036.58, "end": 5043.58, "text": " Yeah, just wait, just wait till I have some anti-air."}, {"start": 5043.58, "end": 5048.74, "text": " I think another fun way to play would be to get anti-air up and just shoot down all the"}, {"start": 5048.74, "end": 5051.0199999999995, "text": " hell it is."}, {"start": 5051.0199999999995, "end": 5055.22, "text": " I kind of want, I might do that next game and go full hammer build and just be a nuisance,"}, {"start": 5055.22, "end": 5056.22, "text": " anti-air."}, {"start": 5056.22, "end": 5059.82, "text": " I don't know how to do it, I don't know if you have to be a higher level, but like,"}, {"start": 5059.82, "end": 5061.82, "text": " It would be so strong."}, {"start": 5066.7, "end": 5068.7, "text": " That's why people are building?"}, {"start": 5069.98, "end": 5074.38, "text": " Can't you just like plop down an anti-air on a mountain if you have the resources?"}, {"start": 5078.7, "end": 5084.7, "text": " You just take a Ural truck with a bunch of uh, pallets and then can't you just drop an anti-air, but it's probably level down."}, {"start": 5084.7, "end": 5086.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5088.54, "end": 5095.62, "text": " Isn't the big hammer just you have to unlock it like everything else, right? Yo fuck that tower. I keep looking up there, dude"}, {"start": 5106.46, "end": 5110.22, "text": " I need 250 brown making 250 up on that"}, {"start": 5114.7, "end": 5126.9, "text": " These guys are just hovering."}, {"start": 5126.9, "end": 5132.46, "text": " Oh, shit, I hit him!"}, {"start": 5132.46, "end": 5142.46, "text": " Yeah, target packed this bitch."}, {"start": 5142.46, "end": 5160.66, "text": " There's a guy up there."}, {"start": 5160.66, "end": 5174.66, "text": " I do, I do."}, {"start": 5174.66, "end": 5177.34, "text": " I do need the practice."}, {"start": 5177.34, "end": 5179.66, "text": " Where's enemy?"}, {"start": 5179.66, "end": 5184.18, "text": " They kind of drop and scatter around the map"}, {"start": 5190.9, "end": 5193.22, "text": " That animation right there is gonna get me killed"}, {"start": 5195.66, "end": 5201.0199999999995, "text": " All right, that's a teammate up there. What the hell bro, there was no mark and there's a teammate up there. What?"}, {"start": 5202.18, "end": 5204.98, "text": " That was a late mark. I thought it was that was an enemy"}, {"start": 5209.66, "end": 5237.74, "text": " ladder up the stadium lights oh wait that's actually a thing"}, {"start": 5237.74, "end": 5241.26, "text": " There's not a lot of high ground on this map. There's like a couple of buildings"}, {"start": 5242.0599999999995, "end": 5247.719999999999, "text": " That are like mid-ground and then the tower we don't own the tower so that's a death"}, {"start": 5249.62, "end": 5251.9, "text": " There's always like one guy shooting in there"}, {"start": 5258.86, "end": 5260.86, "text": " Okay, buddy"}, {"start": 5267.74, "end": 5274.74, "text": " you're kidding"}, {"start": 5274.74, "end": 5300.78, "text": " I'm getting there, boys, I'm getting there."}, {"start": 5300.78, "end": 5302.98, "text": " Every shot makes me stronger."}, {"start": 5302.98, "end": 5315.74, "text": " Okay, I'm going to start aiming at like the chest or something."}, {"start": 5315.74, "end": 5328.98, "text": " That guy made it up there fast."}, {"start": 5328.9800000000005, "end": 5334.9800000000005, "text": " Hey, uh, guy, uh, south building, two buildings up."}, {"start": 5334.9800000000005, "end": 5337.9800000000005, "text": " I'll tell the walls of the church."}, {"start": 5343.9800000000005, "end": 5346.9800000000005, "text": " Bebegun, I want my Mosin, bro!"}, {"start": 5346.9800000000005, "end": 5348.9800000000005, "text": " I'm getting it soon!"}, {"start": 5350.9800000000005, "end": 5352.9800000000005, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5354.9800000000005, "end": 5356.9800000000005, "text": " Ass shot."}, {"start": 5358.9800000000005, "end": 5360.9800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5376.34, "end": 5378.34, "text": " Think about this man think about this"}, {"start": 5388.9800000000005, "end": 5394.240000000001, "text": " I believe in that. I believe in bond. I believe in bond, dude"}, {"start": 5395.76, "end": 5399.52, "text": " My guys have been in that building for like a he's started"}, {"start": 5407.6, "end": 5409.6, "text": " Come on man"}, {"start": 5409.6, "end": 5411.6, "text": " Come on, Bon!"}, {"start": 5412.6, "end": 5414.6, "text": " Bon!"}, {"start": 5416.6, "end": 5420.6, "text": " He's under fire. He's under heavy fire."}, {"start": 5439.6, "end": 5443.92, "text": " get SKS with level five"}, {"start": 5449.76, "end": 5456.120000000001, "text": " I am not level five yet. Wait you can get a bow?"}, {"start": 5456.120000000001, "end": 5461.4800000000005, "text": " yeah there's a recon, there's a bow"}, {"start": 5469.6, "end": 5481.84, "text": " The bow one-shots? Yeah, right. And it's recon? Oh my god."}, {"start": 5485.68, "end": 5492.92, "text": " Glad to see all the streamers and youtubers got in. Took a day off of work to"}, {"start": 5492.92, "end": 5494.92, "text": " What the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 5494.92, "end": 5497.92, "text": " Yeah, some of it is definitely coincidence."}, {"start": 5500.92, "end": 5502.92, "text": " Oh fuck. Yeah, they're in."}, {"start": 5509.92, "end": 5510.92, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 5510.92, "end": 5540.2, "text": " What happened every single streamer is it I don't give anybody my steam idea or anything"}, {"start": 5540.2, "end": 5542.2, "text": " So"}, {"start": 5543.4, "end": 5548.8, "text": " Maybe they did do they could have I feel like a lot of it is just like coincidence"}, {"start": 5550.639999999999, "end": 5552.639999999999, "text": " Some of it is priority Q"}, {"start": 5560.599999999999, "end": 5563.96, "text": " Definitely some of it is definitely coincidence"}, {"start": 5563.96, "end": 5592.82, "text": " One is a chance for the prisoners and three is a pattern I mean I was like five thousandth"}, {"start": 5592.82, "end": 5598.5, "text": " in queue. So maybe I just joined the queue early."}, {"start": 5604.34, "end": 5607.62, "text": " Honestly, bro, even if the streamers get in early,"}, {"start": 5607.62, "end": 5612.74, "text": " you're kind of being a pepega. Because there's probably not even a"}, {"start": 5612.74, "end": 5616.74, "text": " thousand streamers who may have gotten in early, so it"}, {"start": 5616.74, "end": 5619.78, "text": " really doesn't affect you if there's 300,000 people you"}, {"start": 5619.78, "end": 5621.78, "text": " Fuck. Think about it, buddy."}, {"start": 5621.78, "end": 5624.28, "text": " It's not even a streamer take. You're a dumbass."}, {"start": 5625.28, "end": 5627.78, "text": " There's 300,000 people. There's probably like a..."}, {"start": 5627.78, "end": 5630.78, "text": " A THOUSAND was even long-shotting it."}, {"start": 5630.78, "end": 5633.28, "text": " There's probably like a HUNDRED craters."}, {"start": 5634.28, "end": 5636.28, "text": " And you're getting mad at fucking a hundred people"}, {"start": 5636.28, "end": 5638.28, "text": " when there's 300,000 fucking people in a queue."}, {"start": 5638.28, "end": 5639.28, "text": " Are you that stupid?"}, {"start": 5643.28, "end": 5645.78, "text": " If that's not being out of touch, you just don't know how to math."}, {"start": 5646.28, "end": 5647.78, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 5647.78, "end": 5651.28, "text": " Oh fuck, I'm still at top, burn over head."}, {"start": 5654.28, "end": 5661.28, "text": " Says the guy who fucking took the time off of work to play the game, thinking the game wouldn't have a cue."}, {"start": 5662.78, "end": 5663.78, "text": " Okay buddy."}, {"start": 5665.28, "end": 5670.28, "text": " And then blame a hundred streamers that get early access that fill like one server."}, {"start": 5670.78, "end": 5672.28, "text": " Actual dumbass."}, {"start": 5672.28, "end": 5688.2, "text": " Why so defensive for that?"}, {"start": 5688.2, "end": 5695.5599999999995, "text": " I don't give a shit."}, {"start": 5695.5599999999995, "end": 5698.16, "text": " I'm just playing the game."}, {"start": 5698.16, "end": 5700.16, "text": " His actions are entertainment to me."}, {"start": 5710.16, "end": 5711.16, "text": " Res the guy?"}, {"start": 5712.16, "end": 5713.16, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 5714.16, "end": 5715.16, "text": " I think I'll res this guy."}, {"start": 5725.16, "end": 5726.16, "text": " I got him, I got him."}, {"start": 5726.16, "end": 5733.36, "text": " got him brother who shot you man speak to us I forgot to open my parachute I"}, {"start": 5733.36, "end": 5740.8, "text": " killed myself oh god that's all good man I'm gonna put your legs back on thank"}, {"start": 5740.8, "end": 5746.08, "text": " you there you go all again and a crack"}, {"start": 5746.08, "end": 5748.08, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 5749.44, "end": 5751.44, "text": " Brand new"}, {"start": 5757.96, "end": 5761.96, "text": " There it is that a guy they're chimney"}, {"start": 5768.76, "end": 5770.76, "text": " I'm shooting at the helis after this"}, {"start": 5776.08, "end": 5777.08, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 5780.58, "end": 5781.58, "text": " Who even shot me?"}, {"start": 5784.28, "end": 5788.08, "text": " It's been a battle of this tower that, like, for 50% of this game."}, {"start": 5791.58, "end": 5792.58, "text": " And every time I check..."}, {"start": 5796.58, "end": 5797.58, "text": " There's no one."}, {"start": 5801.58, "end": 5803.08, "text": " No one's in the gold circle either."}, {"start": 5804.58, "end": 5805.58, "text": " At least on our team."}, {"start": 5806.08, "end": 5816.08, "text": " Wait, blind? There's a guy?"}, {"start": 5816.08, "end": 5838.88, "text": " You can unlock a little bird with guns that fast, and one match you can get a little bird"}, {"start": 5838.88, "end": 5868.16, "text": " I thought that was like a level 20 unlocked."}, {"start": 5868.16, "end": 5869.16, "text": " Where is this guy?"}, {"start": 5869.16, "end": 5875.16, "text": " I'm gonna die if I peek again."}, {"start": 5875.16, "end": 5888.16, "text": " Aw dude, this tower is so annoying."}, {"start": 5888.16, "end": 5900.16, "text": " I think that was the building across."}, {"start": 5900.16, "end": 5923.639999999999, "text": " Oh, yeah, that guy finally died."}, {"start": 5923.639999999999, "end": 5924.88, "text": " Somebody sniped Vaughn."}, {"start": 5925.82, "end": 5927.82, "text": " I feel like I need to go resin"}, {"start": 5930.16, "end": 5932.16, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5934.76, "end": 5938.08, "text": " That man is a super soldier I will go save him"}, {"start": 5954.88, "end": 5982.62, "text": " are you kidding dude I decide to aim and take my time and the head shot misses"}, {"start": 5982.62, "end": 5984.62, "text": " What the fuck has got me?"}, {"start": 5984.62, "end": 5987.62, "text": " Get the fuck out of here, man. Get the fuck out of here, bro."}, {"start": 5987.62, "end": 5989.62, "text": " What have you been talking about?"}, {"start": 5989.62, "end": 5991.62, "text": " What are you talking about here?"}, {"start": 5995.62, "end": 5997.62, "text": " Yeah, he's here on the stairs, bro."}, {"start": 5997.62, "end": 5999.62, "text": " There's three people dead in here, dude."}, {"start": 5999.62, "end": 6001.62, "text": " Yeah, all eight of you come in here and kill them."}, {"start": 6001.62, "end": 6004.62, "text": " It's one guy who's resing three of his people."}, {"start": 6006.62, "end": 6008.62, "text": " Yeah, all eight of you come in."}, {"start": 6008.62, "end": 6010.62, "text": " One of them's up."}, {"start": 6010.62, "end": 6012.62, "text": " Move him up, he's resting everybody!"}, {"start": 6012.62, "end": 6014.62, "text": " Get him fast!"}, {"start": 6014.62, "end": 6016.62, "text": " All of you, good enough?"}, {"start": 6016.62, "end": 6018.62, "text": " No, you guys are fucking dead. You guys are dead."}, {"start": 6018.62, "end": 6020.62, "text": " The whole team is on the way, GG."}, {"start": 6020.62, "end": 6022.62, "text": " Rest in peace."}, {"start": 6024.62, "end": 6026.62, "text": " Rest in peace, boys."}, {"start": 6029.62, "end": 6031.62, "text": " Oh shit, oh shit, wait, he's also..."}, {"start": 6032.62, "end": 6034.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6034.62, "end": 6037.62, "text": " No, no, you thought it was the whole team."}, {"start": 6040.62, "end": 6043.62, "text": " All right, get a shave, brother, run for me."}, {"start": 6046.62, "end": 6048.62, "text": " Oh my gosh, oh my gosh."}, {"start": 6049.62, "end": 6051.62, "text": " Yo, dude, come on."}, {"start": 6058.62, "end": 6062.62, "text": " I need a clip. How did it miss on that guy? How?"}, {"start": 6062.62, "end": 6074.099999999999, "text": " I think he just barely moved like the last second when I shot."}, {"start": 6074.099999999999, "end": 6084.099999999999, "text": " I have armor."}, {"start": 6084.1, "end": 6102.5, "text": " action with the pistol. Alright, here we go. Alright, this is the wrong way."}, {"start": 6102.5, "end": 6115.5, "text": " Getting fake pixels because of Framegen?"}, {"start": 6115.5, "end": 6121.5, "text": " I don't think so, bud."}, {"start": 6121.5, "end": 6128.5, "text": " Oh yeah, we got a guy."}, {"start": 6128.5, "end": 6135.5, "text": " Is that guy killing everybody?"}, {"start": 6135.5, "end": 6144.5, "text": " I swear I just heard a hit mark or noise."}, {"start": 6144.5, "end": 6154.5, "text": " One more time, one more time, man."}, {"start": 6154.5, "end": 6155.5, "text": " He's coming back."}, {"start": 6155.5, "end": 6156.5, "text": " Oh, he's leaving."}, {"start": 6156.5, "end": 6157.5, "text": " Right out of ammo."}, {"start": 6157.5, "end": 6166.5, "text": " Damn, yeah, you gotta aim pretty far."}, {"start": 6166.5, "end": 6184.98, "text": " Yeah, we're about to win this"}, {"start": 6196.5, "end": 6200.0, "text": " What do you mean we in quotes, bro?"}, {"start": 6200.0, "end": 6208.26, "text": " I did a lot of things."}, {"start": 6208.26, "end": 6230.34, "text": " Ah, let's see here buddy."}, {"start": 6230.34, "end": 6232.5, "text": " Just wait till I get my bow."}, {"start": 6232.5, "end": 6234.18, "text": " All these people just shooting guns."}, {"start": 6234.18, "end": 6236.18, "text": " So like start playing card cry"}, {"start": 6249.76, "end": 6250.26, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6254.76, "end": 6256.76, "text": " I'm getting shot from the- okay"}, {"start": 6256.76, "end": 6266.900000000001, "text": " Bro that went from no one in that forest to everybody in that forest"}, {"start": 6273.64, "end": 6275.64, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 6280.2, "end": 6283.04, "text": " I'm almost at level five for the SKS"}, {"start": 6286.76, "end": 6288.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6295.08, "end": 6297.08, "text": " Y'all brother I need a drop off"}, {"start": 6301.400000000001, "end": 6305.04, "text": " Just into the battle zone I had a parachute"}, {"start": 6307.400000000001, "end": 6310.16, "text": " Please don't be like the last guy. He's actually brain dead"}, {"start": 6316.76, "end": 6320.96, "text": " Hey, you don't even have to worry about landing on me, just put me anywhere I can see things."}, {"start": 6321.46, "end": 6329.46, "text": " Thing is, I wanna play this game, I wanna up my recon, I wanna get my DFibs, I wanna get, I wanna try many, many guns on the Lullibird."}, {"start": 6339.26, "end": 6341.06, "text": " There's a lot of things to try."}, {"start": 6341.06, "end": 6349.18, "text": " I don't know how long it takes to get the guns on the little bird though unless you just keep transporting and then you can unlock it fast"}, {"start": 6353.620000000001, "end": 6355.620000000001, "text": " I'm gonna look next game"}, {"start": 6358.54, "end": 6363.160000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna jump out the boy is level 17"}, {"start": 6364.620000000001, "end": 6368.5, "text": " Yeah, but you can only transport so many until there's a lot of downtime"}, {"start": 6371.06, "end": 6376.06, "text": " Oh wait, this is the forest where I died."}, {"start": 6376.06, "end": 6382.06, "text": " Oh shit, there's a guy right there."}, {"start": 6382.06, "end": 6387.06, "text": " How, bro?"}, {"start": 6387.06, "end": 6395.06, "text": " Dude, I swear this shit is delayed."}, {"start": 6395.06, "end": 6397.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6399.740000000001, "end": 6401.740000000001, "text": " This 900 bucks"}, {"start": 6425.06, "end": 6427.52, "text": " Thank you wait, I got $800"}, {"start": 6434.240000000001, "end": 6437.34, "text": " It said I thought it's 800 for just a regular res"}, {"start": 6455.06, "end": 6459.06, "text": " Right you're shooting at a tree bro."}, {"start": 6462.06, "end": 6466.06, "text": " Are these guys like over there?"}, {"start": 6471.06, "end": 6475.06, "text": " Ah shit. Ah it's GG."}, {"start": 6475.06, "end": 6493.700000000001, "text": " easy there it is boys"}, {"start": 6500.34, "end": 6503.9800000000005, "text": " feels good man"}, {"start": 6505.06, "end": 6518.660000000001, "text": " Oh shit, SKS now!"}, {"start": 6518.660000000001, "end": 6520.3, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6520.3, "end": 6543.78, "text": " new game. New map? Is this new map? I swear this map was in the beta. Unless you're just"}, {"start": 6543.78, "end": 6546.98, "text": " saying new map as in another map."}, {"start": 6566.3, "end": 6567.219999999999, "text": " Red for life."}, {"start": 6568.94, "end": 6570.42, "text": " Red for life or Sapa."}, {"start": 6570.42, "end": 6570.92, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 6572.66, "end": 6574.02, "text": " Ha ha ha, come on brother."}, {"start": 6574.02, "end": 6575.14, "text": " Ha ha, come on man."}, {"start": 6577.4, "end": 6578.6, "text": " Excuse me, guys."}, {"start": 6581.1, "end": 6581.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6582.58, "end": 6583.3, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6583.3, "end": 6584.5, "text": " Oh, hold on."}, {"start": 6585.0, "end": 6585.74, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6585.74, "end": 6586.78, "text": " Red Bull, I'll get it."}, {"start": 6588.16, "end": 6590.9800000000005, "text": " Then, Red Bull!"}, {"start": 6592.06, "end": 6592.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6595.68, "end": 6596.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6597.34, "end": 6598.5, "text": " No, there it is."}, {"start": 6598.5, "end": 6603.5, "text": " There's a fuckin' level 25 somewhere in this game."}, {"start": 6608.5, "end": 6613.5, "text": " Alright boys, we're starting off in the air."}, {"start": 6613.5, "end": 6615.5, "text": " Wait, level 4 pilot?"}, {"start": 6615.5, "end": 6616.5, "text": " That's it?"}, {"start": 6616.5, "end": 6617.5, "text": " And you get the miniguns?"}, {"start": 6617.5, "end": 6619.5, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 6621.5, "end": 6624.5, "text": " Oh my god, that's like no time at all."}, {"start": 6628.5, "end": 6639.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm literally, we just won our first game, buddy."}, {"start": 6639.86, "end": 6643.82, "text": " Did you see the Wolverine reviews?"}, {"start": 6643.82, "end": 6644.82, "text": " They looked fine."}, {"start": 6644.82, "end": 6651.62, "text": " And then people kept mentioning skill-up, said it was bad or something."}, {"start": 6651.62, "end": 6655.62, "text": " Yeah, Jada boys!"}, {"start": 6655.62, "end": 6657.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6667.22, "end": 6669.22, "text": " Been boys"}, {"start": 6680.3, "end": 6683.12, "text": " Yeah, we need three more I don't know that song"}, {"start": 6685.62, "end": 6692.62, "text": " Alright, we're lifting in three slots."}, {"start": 6692.62, "end": 6707.62, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 6707.62, "end": 6714.62, "text": " You guys have parachutes?"}, {"start": 6714.62, "end": 6716.62, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 6716.62, "end": 6718.62, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6718.62, "end": 6725.62, "text": " Yeah, everyone in here does."}, {"start": 6725.62, "end": 6730.62, "text": " Stop there."}, {"start": 6730.62, "end": 6732.62, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 6732.62, "end": 6749.62, "text": " I'm going right for the CZ."}, {"start": 6749.62, "end": 6750.66, "text": " I'll be there."}, {"start": 6754.22, "end": 6755.86, "text": " Very good parachute now."}, {"start": 6761.98, "end": 6764.0599999999995, "text": " Oh, you get. Oh, yeah, you're going deeper in."}, {"start": 6779.62, "end": 6786.62, "text": " You know what'd be intrataction on?"}, {"start": 6786.62, "end": 6791.62, "text": " Or you could be like a heli pilot?"}, {"start": 6791.62, "end": 6793.62, "text": " No, I don't know if that would work."}, {"start": 6793.62, "end": 6798.62, "text": " You could like medvac and like quick revive teammates and they kind of do like a fast redeploy."}, {"start": 6798.62, "end": 6800.62, "text": " I don't know if they die."}, {"start": 6800.62, "end": 6803.62, "text": " I don't know actually if that makes sense."}, {"start": 6803.62, "end": 6806.62, "text": " All of them insta-die?"}, {"start": 6806.62, "end": 6810.62, "text": " Uh, great job buddy, he's paying the fucking location."}, {"start": 6836.62, "end": 6842.18, "text": " I'm still not very good at the J-Hooks in this game, so I don't really do it."}, {"start": 6842.18, "end": 6844.34, "text": " I just kinda hope they..."}, {"start": 6844.34, "end": 6847.5, "text": " I can land, but it's not the greatest."}, {"start": 6847.5, "end": 6848.5, "text": " I'm still..."}, {"start": 6848.5, "end": 6851.5, "text": " I'm still a little awkward."}, {"start": 6851.5, "end": 6852.5, "text": " Oh, yo!"}, {"start": 6852.5, "end": 6853.5, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 6853.5, "end": 6854.5, "text": " Band!"}, {"start": 6854.5, "end": 6855.5, "text": " Kicked!"}, {"start": 6855.5, "end": 6856.5, "text": " You've been kicked!"}, {"start": 6856.5, "end": 6857.5, "text": " You've been kicked!"}, {"start": 6857.5, "end": 6858.5, "text": " You've been kicked!"}, {"start": 6858.5, "end": 6859.5, "text": " You've been kicked!"}, {"start": 6859.5, "end": 6860.5, "text": " You've been kicked!"}, {"start": 6860.5, "end": 6861.5, "text": " You've been kicked!"}, {"start": 6861.5, "end": 6879.9, "text": " Yeah, what happened dude I'm no longer a streamer"}, {"start": 6879.900000000001, "end": 6881.900000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6885.38, "end": 6887.38, "text": " No"}, {"start": 6888.34, "end": 6893.18, "text": " Yeah, that match just started I wonder if I can go into oh read is there a rejoin button"}, {"start": 6895.780000000001, "end": 6897.780000000001, "text": " Bro that was like a fresh server"}, {"start": 6909.900000000001, "end": 6916.900000000001, "text": " server queue is full"}, {"start": 6928.420000000001, "end": 6931.620000000001, "text": " this one"}, {"start": 6931.620000000001, "end": 6938.620000000001, "text": " I don't know if there's enough servers for players"}, {"start": 6939.900000000001, "end": 6949.820000000001, "text": " Yeah, I was owning man."}, {"start": 6949.820000000001, "end": 6954.18, "text": " You have to actually refresh constantly."}, {"start": 6954.18, "end": 6956.1, "text": " I was on, I was on, I was going."}, {"start": 6969.900000000001, "end": 6979.660000000001, "text": " I don't know if there was a community server tab was there I don't think so"}, {"start": 6979.66, "end": 6999.98, "text": " to the north how was there"}, {"start": 6999.98, "end": 7004.42, "text": " server queue is full there's only 80 players maybe they're schooling these servers up"}, {"start": 7004.42, "end": 7016.62, "text": " Oh, you can make it, so it's community only as well."}, {"start": 7016.62, "end": 7023.42, "text": " I feel like the official servers have the check mark."}, {"start": 7023.42, "end": 7025.02, "text": " Is that for progression?"}, {"start": 7025.02, "end": 7026.02, "text": " Persistent cat."}, {"start": 7026.02, "end": 7032.22, "text": " So, does your money not transfer to the community servers?"}, {"start": 7032.22, "end": 7045.02, "text": " All progression is tied to the official servers, right?"}, {"start": 7045.02, "end": 7048.06, "text": " I don't know what that even means there."}, {"start": 7048.06, "end": 7053.900000000001, "text": " Because they don't have the little whatever this symbol is unless that's just the symbol"}, {"start": 7053.900000000001, "end": 7060.3, "text": " for it being official."}, {"start": 7060.3, "end": 7087.3, "text": " Oh wait, it says I'm in queue, but I'm not."}, {"start": 7087.3, "end": 7100.7, "text": " bugged I don't know if I restart if I go into a massive queue"}, {"start": 7117.3, "end": 7138.38, "text": " Um, now the question is, is it worth waiting in a server queue or finding one with no queue?"}, {"start": 7138.38, "end": 7143.54, "text": " That is the question now."}, {"start": 7143.54, "end": 7144.54, "text": " Or..."}, {"start": 7154.04, "end": 7154.54, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 7165.54, "end": 7167.54, "text": " Oh, you got kicked, uh..."}, {"start": 7168.54, "end": 7171.54, "text": " Mid-game twice? Yeah, maybe something's going on there as well."}, {"start": 7173.54, "end": 7187.42, "text": " I got just got kicked on a 10 kill streak feels bad"}, {"start": 7187.42, "end": 7196.86, "text": " Wee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee"}, {"start": 7196.86, "end": 7217.38, "text": " Where if you deploy into the firing range and then leave."}, {"start": 7217.38, "end": 7219.38, "text": " Let's see let's see"}, {"start": 7230.34, "end": 7235.16, "text": " But I just did a whole match it fucked up once we went to the"}, {"start": 7238.26, "end": 7240.66, "text": " Yeah, it's like that when we went to what do you call it?"}, {"start": 7247.38, "end": 7267.4800000000005, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 7267.4800000000005, "end": 7272.38, "text": " Are we broken broken?"}, {"start": 7272.38, "end": 7293.38, "text": " You can restart the game there's no queue is there at wait let me see"}, {"start": 7293.38, "end": 7298.38, "text": " more dogs"}, {"start": 7298.38, "end": 7305.38, "text": " uh-oh"}, {"start": 7305.38, "end": 7320.38, "text": " that's unfortunate"}, {"start": 7320.38, "end": 7346.1, "text": " That sucks Halloween I guess"}, {"start": 7346.1, "end": 7373.54, "text": " It will work, maybe."}, {"start": 7373.54, "end": 7393.06, "text": " Locker is straight to boss."}, {"start": 7393.06, "end": 7395.22, "text": " Michael Myers is calling my name."}, {"start": 7395.22, "end": 7401.3, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 7401.3, "end": 7403.1, "text": " Too much emphasis on Halloween dude."}, {"start": 7403.1, "end": 7407.1, "text": " I don't think it's that good."}, {"start": 7407.1, "end": 7409.1, "text": " I know, I did say that real."}, {"start": 7409.1, "end": 7410.1, "text": " I was already over it."}, {"start": 7410.1, "end": 7422.1, "text": " I know, I do have shrooming gloom on the back burner."}, {"start": 7422.1, "end": 7427.1, "text": " Yeah, the bad but good."}, {"start": 7427.1, "end": 7432.1, "text": " It was funny for like the first day and then it just succumbed to it's badness for me."}, {"start": 7432.9400000000005, "end": 7433.740000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7433.900000000001, "end": 7436.900000000001, "text": " Chat, I just realized these things earlier sometimes."}, {"start": 7436.900000000001, "end": 7455.200000000001, "text": " I did you see this not sure if it's old news."}, {"start": 7455.200000000001, "end": 7458.3, "text": " Oh yeah, the Kojima."}, {"start": 7458.3, "end": 7470.62, "text": " being his game being now funded by Xbox. I did see that. Is this the scary game? Is"}, {"start": 7470.62, "end": 7484.02, "text": " this the scary one? Worthy he showed a little bit? Yeah. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 7484.02, "end": 7490.1, "text": " Oh, that's the espionage one. He has a couple coming out. That's the MGS successor"}, {"start": 7498.3, "end": 7500.3, "text": " OD is already on Xbox"}, {"start": 7500.3, "end": 7502.3, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 7502.3, "end": 7504.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7504.3, "end": 7506.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7506.3, "end": 7508.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7508.3, "end": 7510.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7510.3, "end": 7512.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7512.3, "end": 7514.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7514.3, "end": 7516.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7516.3, "end": 7518.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7518.3, "end": 7520.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7520.3, "end": 7522.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7522.3, "end": 7524.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7524.3, "end": 7526.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7526.3, "end": 7528.3, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7528.3, "end": 7538.38, "text": " Wait, so if you do, let me just see it."}, {"start": 7538.38, "end": 7548.22, "text": " The community servers probably work."}, {"start": 7548.22, "end": 7552.3, "text": " The servers are dead."}, {"start": 7552.3, "end": 7569.74, "text": " And no one can join anything."}, {"start": 7569.74, "end": 7576.14, "text": " My community, my community."}, {"start": 7576.14, "end": 7580.38, "text": " This looks like a scary server to join."}, {"start": 7580.38, "end": 7588.9400000000005, "text": " Some guy bought a server and named it that random shit."}, {"start": 7588.9400000000005, "end": 7591.74, "text": " Even the community servers don't work?"}, {"start": 7591.74, "end": 7593.86, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 7593.86, "end": 7597.86, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 7597.86, "end": 7606.74, "text": " Prepare to be kicked from servers?"}, {"start": 7606.74, "end": 7609.22, "text": " They're rebooting all the servers?"}, {"start": 7609.22, "end": 7613.88, "text": " I could, I could host my own, I just, I mean, I could."}, {"start": 7617.5, "end": 7618.76, "text": " I could just have one."}, {"start": 7619.72, "end": 7622.0, "text": " They usually just end up dying eventually."}, {"start": 7631.280000000001, "end": 7634.04, "text": " Did they confirm they're getting DDoS or is it just like,"}, {"start": 7634.04, "end": 7636.46, "text": " it's such a massive influx of players?"}, {"start": 7637.18, "end": 7641.46, "text": " Let me see players are currently slowly filter into servers as we scale on mass server"}, {"start": 7641.46, "end": 7646.9800000000005, "text": " We are still seeing thousands in the log in queue as everyone queuing to log into the game will be a moment when they kick from the queue"}, {"start": 7653.22, "end": 7656.02, "text": " Yeah, no one there's nothing about this current"}, {"start": 7657.26, "end": 7661.78, "text": " Not none of the servers working. They have no info about that"}, {"start": 7666.46, "end": 7694.5, "text": " I saw some people got perma banned I saw I don't know they probably just have some weird"}, {"start": 7694.5, "end": 7701.9, "text": " bugs and shit. Bro, this is the game's biggest, this is the studio's biggest game and I think"}, {"start": 7701.9, "end": 7707.9, "text": " they've only made like one other game. I guess it comes down to you can only just be, you"}, {"start": 7707.9, "end": 7716.5, "text": " can only be only so prepared. Even, even bro, even fucking Blizzard succumbs to server problems"}, {"start": 7716.5, "end": 7718.5, "text": " And they have the infinite money glitch"}, {"start": 7732.34, "end": 7734.34, "text": " Main dev, what did he say?"}, {"start": 7735.74, "end": 7738.48, "text": " Q information that was at 130"}, {"start": 7740.14, "end": 7743.96, "text": " It's not the Q. It's this actually joining a server that doesn't work"}, {"start": 7746.5, "end": 7753.5, "text": " Central 87 works."}, {"start": 7753.5, "end": 7757.5, "text": " The jigsaw!"}, {"start": 7757.5, "end": 7760.5, "text": " Oh my god, modded if real."}, {"start": 7760.5, "end": 7770.5, "text": " Ah, close, you almost got modded."}, {"start": 7770.5, "end": 7772.5, "text": " Espanol only!"}, {"start": 7772.5, "end": 7775.5, "text": " I'm gonna spend all I have on Airprop Live Translation!"}, {"start": 7797.5, "end": 7800.5, "text": " Yeah, it's all about joining one of these community servers."}, {"start": 7802.5, "end": 7804.5, "text": " And then"}, {"start": 7807.72, "end": 7809.72, "text": " It's still pretty interesting, you know"}, {"start": 7810.52, "end": 7815.16, "text": " See how long this game is gonna survive for you know, but damn after Arc Raiders"}, {"start": 7815.16, "end": 7820.5, "text": " This is probably the next game that has had this big of a player count in the FPS"}, {"start": 7821.76, "end": 7823.02, "text": " Market"}, {"start": 7823.02, "end": 7825.02, "text": " Goddamn"}, {"start": 7832.5, "end": 7841.1, "text": " There's only one map, there's like three maps."}, {"start": 7841.1, "end": 7846.62, "text": " FPS, TPS, whatever, bro."}, {"start": 7846.62, "end": 7855.38, "text": " Honestly, if majority of people don't care, like there's a crossover of the Arc Raiders"}, {"start": 7855.38, "end": 7858.1, "text": " players now coming to this game."}, {"start": 7858.1, "end": 7862.820000000001, "text": " Yeah, I feel like if you're a shooter player and you really draw the line at"}, {"start": 7862.820000000001, "end": 7867.9400000000005, "text": " the third and first player, first person, that's a yikes brother. I feel like most"}, {"start": 7867.9400000000005, "end": 7873.9400000000005, "text": " people don't give a shit and they just want to play something that's good."}, {"start": 7873.9400000000005, "end": 7886.700000000001, "text": " I might need to restart again because the server browser is now dead."}, {"start": 7886.7, "end": 7887.7, "text": " I wait."}, {"start": 7912.98, "end": 7915.3, "text": " Too many players for servers to handle."}, {"start": 7916.7, "end": 7917.7, "text": " Uh, maybe."}, {"start": 7928.7, "end": 7931.7, "text": " You just gotta keep connecting and one of them will pop."}, {"start": 7931.7, "end": 7932.7, "text": " One of them will pop."}, {"start": 7936.7, "end": 7937.7, "text": " One of them's gonna pop."}, {"start": 7942.7, "end": 7944.7, "text": " Just gotta refresh it at the perfect time."}, {"start": 7946.7, "end": 7956.54, "text": " This is like Helldivers all over again? What do you mean?"}, {"start": 7956.54, "end": 7962.74, "text": " Helldivers have problems? What are your predictions for BlizzCon?"}, {"start": 7962.74, "end": 7966.62, "text": " I can't tell if actually Classic Plus is going to be insane."}, {"start": 7966.62, "end": 7975.46, "text": " I can't tell. I feel like the more leaks I've heard, the more I really hope, not leaks,"}, {"start": 7975.46, "end": 7978.22, "text": " But I wonder if they're not, if they're not, mmm."}, {"start": 7978.22, "end": 7984.0, "text": " The way the hype is brewing, hopefully it actually is something crazy and not just like"}, {"start": 7984.0, "end": 7986.94, "text": " low, here's a patch, classic plus."}, {"start": 7986.94, "end": 7990.62, "text": " Cause people are like holy shit, there's gonna be any engine!"}, {"start": 7990.62, "end": 7993.34, "text": " There's gonna be like a new cut to it!"}, {"start": 7993.34, "end": 7995.58, "text": " There's gonna be like wow too!"}, {"start": 7995.58, "end": 7996.94, "text": " If it is, that'd be crazy."}, {"start": 7996.94, "end": 7999.54, "text": " I don't know, I doubt it."}, {"start": 7999.54, "end": 8004.94, "text": " I, I honestly, I hope it is too, but I don't think so."}, {"start": 8004.9400000000005, "end": 8012.460000000001, "text": " Starcraft we'll see other than that new IP even though they canceled their survival game"}, {"start": 8015.34, "end": 8017.34, "text": " Restarting the game doesn't do anything"}, {"start": 8018.3, "end": 8023.06, "text": " It's kind of just like spamming join until one of these pops a loading screen to join"}, {"start": 8024.700000000001, "end": 8030.460000000001, "text": " And you're at the mercy of the waiting until that pops up"}, {"start": 8034.9400000000005, "end": 8040.42, "text": " Who cancelled their survival game?"}, {"start": 8040.42, "end": 8044.780000000001, "text": " I don't know, they did."}, {"start": 8044.780000000001, "end": 8046.18, "text": " Play other game."}, {"start": 8046.18, "end": 8048.660000000001, "text": " Buddy, suck my balls."}, {"start": 8048.660000000001, "end": 8055.900000000001, "text": " What other game is there to play?"}, {"start": 8055.900000000001, "end": 8056.900000000001, "text": " There's people playing."}, {"start": 8056.900000000001, "end": 8059.620000000001, "text": " It's more about the people trying to get into play."}, {"start": 8059.620000000001, "end": 8064.34, "text": " Buddy, Halloween is already old news, bruh."}, {"start": 8064.34, "end": 8088.74, "text": " not even that good. Try to eat your region. Shraads the only"}, {"start": 8088.74, "end": 8093.48, "text": " sure you're playing right now yikes bro this is what I'm about bro what do you"}, {"start": 8093.48, "end": 8099.139999999999, "text": " mean they would be in the early he gets priority access yeah where was that guy"}, {"start": 8099.139999999999, "end": 8106.62, "text": " I agree I agreed those that content creators what the fuck man"}, {"start": 8118.74, "end": 8127.58, "text": " I just got kicked from the game and now I just can't connect to the server."}, {"start": 8127.58, "end": 8129.82, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 8129.82, "end": 8133.5, "text": " Banatted?"}, {"start": 8133.5, "end": 8140.0199999999995, "text": " Yeah, maybe, maybe this ping matter a lot when you're flying."}, {"start": 8140.0199999999995, "end": 8143.78, "text": " What if I join you west?"}, {"start": 8143.78, "end": 8145.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8145.820000000001, "end": 8157.700000000001, "text": " all you can only do I actually might need a restart now you use also fuck"}, {"start": 8166.780000000001, "end": 8173.620000000001, "text": " right they got rate limited by steam even steam was like holy shit y'all I"}, {"start": 8173.62, "end": 8176.22, "text": " We knew your game was that way. No, it was gonna be that big"}, {"start": 8183.34, "end": 8189.16, "text": " Yeah, something tells me 300,000 players is still way more than they even anticipated"}, {"start": 8203.62, "end": 8212.62, "text": " They had 250k in beta?"}, {"start": 8212.62, "end": 8218.62, "text": " Is that true?"}, {"start": 8218.62, "end": 8222.62, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8222.62, "end": 8239.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8239.62, "end": 8250.62, "text": " the server shit is always complicated"}, {"start": 8250.62, "end": 8275.6, "text": " All right, all good buddy hold on now hold on"}, {"start": 8280.62, "end": 8292.300000000001, "text": " playtest was 245k max so that means there's probably one guy they they had"}, {"start": 8292.300000000001, "end": 8298.1, "text": " enough servers for 300,000 players and then 300,001 the one guy connected and"}, {"start": 8298.1, "end": 8304.78, "text": " fucked everything up the one guy pushed it over the edge"}, {"start": 8328.94, "end": 8334.32, "text": " Imagine the queue on the weekend. I mean, it's always brought it. This is this is like. Oh, wow"}, {"start": 8334.92, "end": 8338.98, "text": " Yeah, this is typical man. This is like the usual"}, {"start": 8344.54, "end": 8348.52, "text": " Damn really it throws you out and in the back"}, {"start": 8353.32, "end": 8356.16, "text": " Okay, the good news is in the meantime oh"}, {"start": 8358.1, "end": 8360.1, "text": " Oh shiiish!"}, {"start": 8363.1, "end": 8368.82, "text": " But do you know? What? What happened? Oh, wait, what?"}, {"start": 8377.5, "end": 8379.5, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 8380.94, "end": 8382.94, "text": " Gokusagi!"}, {"start": 8385.02, "end": 8387.220000000001, "text": " Gokusagi! Is this turkey?"}, {"start": 8388.1, "end": 8405.66, "text": " I'm all buddy Mr. 300 there's no way Mr. 300 okay okay wait this isn't moving at all now"}, {"start": 8405.66, "end": 8407.66, "text": " Oh yes it is."}, {"start": 8414.94, "end": 8416.94, "text": " Talk to me bro, where are you?"}, {"start": 8416.94, "end": 8418.94, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8423.66, "end": 8425.66, "text": " Balon mala."}, {"start": 8425.66, "end": 8427.66, "text": " Malon mala."}, {"start": 8427.66, "end": 8429.66, "text": " Malon mala."}, {"start": 8430.78, "end": 8432.78, "text": " Lijan bazuku."}, {"start": 8435.66, "end": 8440.1, "text": " hmm"}, {"start": 8440.1, "end": 8442.9, "text": " uh oh"}, {"start": 8442.9, "end": 8447.5, "text": " bro this thre- this 300 player might win"}, {"start": 8447.5, "end": 8450.6, "text": " I don't know what language this is"}, {"start": 8450.6, "end": 8454.08, "text": " I can't really even tell where we are right now"}, {"start": 8454.08, "end": 8458.0, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 8458.0, "end": 8461.44, "text": " Rizzanoly?"}, {"start": 8461.44, "end": 8465.539999999999, "text": " Graveni? Decorium? Polisa?"}, {"start": 8465.54, "end": 8468.460000000001, "text": " Enter here Cusini, Camina, Scali,"}, {"start": 8469.380000000001, "end": 8472.060000000001, "text": " Burmer, Roma, what the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 8479.86, "end": 8481.980000000001, "text": " Is this fucking grease or some shit?"}, {"start": 8488.02, "end": 8490.26, "text": " Wait, Scali?"}, {"start": 8490.26, "end": 8492.86, "text": " Scali, bro, Scali."}, {"start": 8492.86, "end": 8494.78, "text": " Scali, Scali."}, {"start": 8495.54, "end": 8504.980000000001, "text": " this is like some Benmark ass fucking sweet and shit I don't know man I'm lost"}, {"start": 8508.54, "end": 8515.34, "text": " there was grace holy shit man I talked myself out of it"}, {"start": 8525.54, "end": 8549.78, "text": " Oh yeah, let me try connecting to a European server."}, {"start": 8549.78, "end": 8550.78, "text": " No idea."}, {"start": 8550.78, "end": 8564.300000000001, "text": " This guy's gonna beat me."}, {"start": 8564.300000000001, "end": 8565.74, "text": " I don't know where we are."}, {"start": 8565.74, "end": 8567.74, "text": " We're somewhere obviously in South America."}, {"start": 8567.74, "end": 8570.74, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8570.74, "end": 8571.74, "text": " Ecuador."}, {"start": 8571.74, "end": 8597.92, "text": " I'm gonna Europe I'm gonna Europe we're leaving America I'm gonna Europe show me the servers"}, {"start": 8597.92, "end": 8604.92, "text": " Eew is dead? Buddy Eew, no one's even playing in Europe."}, {"start": 8604.92, "end": 8606.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8622.2, "end": 8625.74, "text": " Do that in a minute in it in it try Asia"}, {"start": 8629.12, "end": 8631.12, "text": " Yeah, maybe they are all dead"}, {"start": 8634.92, "end": 8653.52, "text": " They haven't said anything on Twitter yet."}, {"start": 8653.52, "end": 8656.9, "text": " Just keep trying."}, {"start": 8656.9, "end": 8658.4, "text": " They're getting DDoS'd."}, {"start": 8658.4, "end": 8660.76, "text": " Yeah, you're just saying that though, bro."}, {"start": 8660.76, "end": 8661.960000000001, "text": " Who said that?"}, {"start": 8661.960000000001, "end": 8670.240000000002, "text": " I think it's more like a natural DDoS, it might just be a natural DDoS of just so many players"}, {"start": 8670.240000000002, "end": 8681.04, "text": " just fam-connecting servers."}, {"start": 8681.04, "end": 8693.900000000001, "text": " and trying again doesn't do anything. It just, uh, yeah, it doesn't do anything. It literally"}, {"start": 8693.9, "end": 8695.9, "text": " really does nothing."}, {"start": 8708.9, "end": 8710.9, "text": " Am I actually getting in here now?"}, {"start": 8714.9, "end": 8717.9, "text": " I don't want to here successfully get in after this."}, {"start": 8723.9, "end": 8742.06, "text": " Okay, everybody stop pressing the connect button until I get in, all right, starting."}, {"start": 8742.06, "end": 8744.46, "text": " Now, okay."}, {"start": 8744.46, "end": 8749.18, "text": " No one pressed anything."}, {"start": 8749.18, "end": 8755.18, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 8755.18, "end": 8768.98, "text": " Cooked launch, definitely gonna lose players from this."}, {"start": 8768.98, "end": 8775.42, "text": " I don't think there's ever been a game that has had server issues that then made me question"}, {"start": 8775.42, "end": 8778.94, "text": " or want to refund the game."}, {"start": 8778.94, "end": 8782.18, "text": " That has never been a thought."}, {"start": 8782.18, "end": 8783.68, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 8783.68, "end": 8785.460000000001, "text": " People want to just play the fucking game, buddy."}, {"start": 8785.460000000001, "end": 8786.460000000001, "text": " You're thinking too hard."}, {"start": 8786.460000000001, "end": 8790.94, "text": " This isn't fucking Macy's and the shirt doesn't fit."}, {"start": 8790.94, "end": 8794.5, "text": " Alright, and you're going back and getting a refund."}, {"start": 8794.5, "end": 8795.5, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8795.5, "end": 8800.42, "text": " I don't think- the gamers, it's frustrating, but people are gonna be like, fuck you, man."}, {"start": 8800.42, "end": 8801.9, "text": " Now I'm gonna refund."}, {"start": 8801.9, "end": 8804.060000000001, "text": " I don't think so, man."}, {"start": 8804.06, "end": 8809.66, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 8809.66, "end": 8829.019999999999, "text": " I already refunded because of day one issues, okay."}, {"start": 8829.019999999999, "end": 8831.9, "text": " Depends if the problem keeps going for days."}, {"start": 8831.9, "end": 8837.3, "text": " I mean, okay, sure, yeah, I mean, if there's a massive blunder here, I'm going with the,"}, {"start": 8837.3, "end": 8843.22, "text": " I'm just going with the, this is your typical, like, tomorrow will be resolved."}, {"start": 8843.22, "end": 8849.42, "text": " What's the last game that was online that had a massive outage blunder of massive magnitude?"}, {"start": 8849.42, "end": 8850.9, "text": " There hasn't really been."}, {"start": 8850.9, "end": 8853.02, "text": " There hasn't really been."}, {"start": 8853.02, "end": 8854.9, "text": " I don't know if it's gonna get to that scale."}, {"start": 8854.9, "end": 8866.66, "text": " probably be resolved by tomorrow. Yeah it's always very common like this."}, {"start": 8866.66, "end": 8876.98, "text": " Arc Raiders was silky smooth but that was different. This studio is not that big."}, {"start": 8884.9, "end": 8894.98, "text": " Confirm they got DDoS'd?"}, {"start": 8894.98, "end": 8905.14, "text": " Link me."}, {"start": 8905.14, "end": 8906.14, "text": " Login queue update."}, {"start": 8906.14, "end": 8909.74, "text": " We're seeing more players start to filter to matches, revisions, and server player numbers"}, {"start": 8909.74, "end": 8911.779999999999, "text": " are increasing as the queue is being processed slowly."}, {"start": 8911.78, "end": 8913.78, "text": " That's I saw the last thing they said"}, {"start": 8921.78, "end": 8923.78, "text": " Yeah, that's from an hour ago. That's all"}, {"start": 8924.78, "end": 8926.78, "text": " This issue hasn't really been addressed"}, {"start": 8927.78, "end": 8933.78, "text": " The server queue sure but it's more about the certain not the login queue the server queue is what the problem is"}, {"start": 8941.78, "end": 8952.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8952.62, "end": 8971.34, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8971.34, "end": 8993.66, "text": " shit man it might be gaged out yeah when it hits this you need a restart unless this"}, {"start": 8993.66, "end": 9000.66, "text": " just fixes it"}, {"start": 9007.16, "end": 9014.16, "text": " this is the last time"}, {"start": 9014.16, "end": 9027.84, "text": " It's just a lot of people can't get into servers. It's really not that. Yeah, it's just how it is"}, {"start": 9028.8, "end": 9030.96, "text": " It's not everybody but a lot of people are out"}, {"start": 9044.16, "end": 9067.76, "text": " I'm just gonna kick me to the back."}, {"start": 9067.76, "end": 9072.6, "text": " Shit man."}, {"start": 9072.6, "end": 9074.6, "text": " It is what it is, boys."}, {"start": 9083.6, "end": 9084.6, "text": " Simchuan!"}, {"start": 9084.6, "end": 9085.6, "text": " Bakar!"}, {"start": 9090.6, "end": 9091.6, "text": " Malaysia."}, {"start": 9093.6, "end": 9094.6, "text": " Malaysia."}, {"start": 9097.6, "end": 9098.6, "text": " Malaysia, buddy."}, {"start": 9102.6, "end": 9119.62, "text": " oh really bro okay he knows he saw the flag he seemed at Georgetown but even the"}, {"start": 9119.62, "end": 9126.62, "text": " logging key might be fucked too."}, {"start": 9136.62, "end": 9143.62, "text": " This is Southeast Asia again."}, {"start": 9143.62, "end": 9159.78, "text": " It could be the Philippines, it could be Indonesia."}, {"start": 9159.78, "end": 9186.58, "text": " Oh my god, dude, why are you double Malaysia what the hell even is this? Why is it double Malaysia?"}, {"start": 9189.78, "end": 9191.78, "text": " All really"}, {"start": 9200.78, "end": 9202.78, "text": " Look at me"}, {"start": 9210.78, "end": 9212.78, "text": " Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da"}, {"start": 9215.78, "end": 9217.78, "text": " Ball-pour-bub-hurn"}, {"start": 9219.78, "end": 9227.02, "text": " When a bulper verb hum bulp huff wait is that is bulper bulper"}, {"start": 9231.18, "end": 9235.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's a mirrors this map way smaller than usual what the fuck is this it's tiny"}, {"start": 9244.26, "end": 9246.26, "text": " Motherfucker nobody find a bulper"}, {"start": 9249.78, "end": 9255.94, "text": " I don't even know if I'm, I'm just looking, I'm just eyeballing. This is definitely a way more difficult to look at."}, {"start": 9256.66, "end": 9258.66, "text": " It's like a tinier map."}, {"start": 9262.02, "end": 9264.52, "text": " I don't even know if that's an actual place."}, {"start": 9270.58, "end": 9272.58, "text": " Bruh, I don't know man. Right there."}, {"start": 9279.78, "end": 9281.900000000001, "text": " What were you look what was he looking at in there?"}, {"start": 9283.980000000001, "end": 9285.980000000001, "text": " Even he has no idea either"}, {"start": 9287.140000000001, "end": 9289.140000000001, "text": " He was just pretending"}, {"start": 9289.300000000001, "end": 9291.300000000001, "text": " Get the fuck out of here"}, {"start": 9292.220000000001, "end": 9294.7, "text": " It was bulper it was"}, {"start": 9297.5, "end": 9301.18, "text": " Anyone here stuck on fetching game data now not even in the queue anymore"}, {"start": 9304.220000000001, "end": 9306.220000000001, "text": " There it is well no"}, {"start": 9307.34, "end": 9309.34, "text": " lies Turkish meal"}, {"start": 9309.78, "end": 9319.78, "text": " Where is me?"}, {"start": 9319.78, "end": 9331.140000000001, "text": " Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy."}, {"start": 9331.14, "end": 9333.14, "text": " Is this Rusky?"}, {"start": 9343.14, "end": 9345.14, "text": " I feel like that bank would tell me."}, {"start": 9347.14, "end": 9349.14, "text": " There's no way you know."}, {"start": 9349.14, "end": 9352.14, "text": " You know what this looks like? The bank in Tarkov."}, {"start": 9352.14, "end": 9355.14, "text": " Or like the green-white."}, {"start": 9355.14, "end": 9357.14, "text": " So it's gotta be Russia."}, {"start": 9358.14, "end": 9360.14, "text": " Or something."}, {"start": 9360.14, "end": 9368.32, "text": " That shit looks like Tarkov bank colors fuck you buddy relax"}, {"start": 9381.019999999999, "end": 9383.019999999999, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 9390.14, "end": 9403.72, "text": " lolit purr"}, {"start": 9403.72, "end": 9406.38, "text": " oh we're doing this again"}, {"start": 9406.38, "end": 9410.34, "text": " it could be bangladesh though but no one is finding this"}, {"start": 9410.34, "end": 9413.3, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 9413.3, "end": 9416.98, "text": " no one's finding this"}, {"start": 9416.98, "end": 9417.98, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9422.48, "end": 9423.98, "text": " Brothers!"}, {"start": 9423.98, "end": 9426.98, "text": " God and Blake washing!"}, {"start": 9426.98, "end": 9428.98, "text": " Brothers!"}, {"start": 9436.98, "end": 9439.98, "text": " Yeah, my war dogs is completely broken."}, {"start": 9446.98, "end": 9461.779999999999, "text": " Yeah, I'm not buying in this. I'm not buying in this buddy. You're looking at the same"}, {"start": 9461.78, "end": 9463.78, "text": " I met Chinese Kitchen."}, {"start": 9471.78, "end": 9474.78, "text": " Nepal? Oh my god, that was good."}, {"start": 9475.78, "end": 9480.78, "text": " Wow! Damn, this guy kicked my ass. Holy shit."}, {"start": 9481.78, "end": 9484.78, "text": " Damn, he kicked my ass. What the fuck."}, {"start": 9491.78, "end": 9501.62, "text": " Yeah, is something going on here?"}, {"start": 9501.62, "end": 9505.74, "text": " Is this like not working at all?"}, {"start": 9505.74, "end": 9507.74, "text": " The queue's not even working."}, {"start": 9513.539999999999, "end": 9515.539999999999, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 9535.74, "end": 9560.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9560.74, "end": 9580.66, "text": " Feels bad buddy."}, {"start": 9580.66, "end": 9585.22, "text": " Now Silver, it was broken before then."}, {"start": 9585.22, "end": 9598.179999999998, "text": " It was messed up before then."}, {"start": 9598.179999999998, "end": 9599.179999999998, "text": " Verify integrity?"}, {"start": 9599.179999999998, "end": 9609.119999999999, "text": " Yeah, none of that's gonna do anything."}, {"start": 9609.119999999999, "end": 9610.119999999999, "text": " Play a different game?"}, {"start": 9610.119999999999, "end": 9614.5, "text": " I might need to load up some shroom and gloom."}, {"start": 9614.5, "end": 9616.18, "text": " I might, it depends."}, {"start": 9618.82, "end": 9621.66, "text": " I really was, I was looking forward to playing this, but."}, {"start": 9624.54, "end": 9625.38, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 9630.54, "end": 9633.16, "text": " Just got into a European server."}, {"start": 9644.5, "end": 9646.5, "text": " I believe in you."}, {"start": 9650.18, "end": 9652.18, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 9653.02, "end": 9655.02, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 9659.94, "end": 9661.94, "text": " Yeah, there's like no one in here."}, {"start": 9668.86, "end": 9670.86, "text": " Rare EU win."}, {"start": 9670.86, "end": 9672.86, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 9672.86, "end": 9674.86, "text": " Holy shit man!"}, {"start": 9674.86, "end": 9676.86, "text": " Me, Casay, Sook."}, {"start": 9676.86, "end": 9678.86, "text": " You gotta spend money to make money."}, {"start": 9678.86, "end": 9680.86, "text": " How do you know how many people are in this server?"}, {"start": 9680.86, "end": 9682.86, "text": " Oh, 72 players."}, {"start": 9682.86, "end": 9684.86, "text": " Maybe they're starting to work again, cause..."}, {"start": 9684.86, "end": 9686.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9686.86, "end": 9688.86, "text": " Can you see your ping by the way? Where am I?"}, {"start": 9692.86, "end": 9694.86, "text": " Red for life, boys."}, {"start": 9696.86, "end": 9698.86, "text": " Okay, what?"}, {"start": 9698.86, "end": 9711.82, "text": " Oh yeah, I'm already red by the way 75 players oh, yeah, SKS"}, {"start": 9711.82, "end": 9712.66, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9714.9, "end": 9716.82, "text": " Whoa, big, big, big."}, {"start": 9725.42, "end": 9729.0, "text": " Oh yeah, deep-in, medic level 11 for deep-in."}, {"start": 9729.0, "end": 9729.84, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 9741.82, "end": 9743.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9748.86, "end": 9752.38, "text": " Just throw a scope on this right off the bat. I wonder if that's actually"}, {"start": 9755.26, "end": 9757.26, "text": " Compact red dot"}, {"start": 9763.38, "end": 9765.38, "text": " 30 shots in this I"}, {"start": 9765.380000000001, "end": 9772.580000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah, I had the boys the boys need a pilot. Hold on before then I was actually getting into my pilot"}, {"start": 9774.02, "end": 9777.44, "text": " I was getting into my pilot shit, and then the server died"}, {"start": 9795.380000000001, "end": 9808.420000000002, "text": " This game is kind of about to end anyways, kind of 70 players, yeah 81, just need a survival"}, {"start": 9808.420000000002, "end": 9809.420000000002, "text": " salvage."}, {"start": 9809.420000000002, "end": 9822.220000000001, "text": " Oh fuck, whoops, and it doesn't count, we're at base, it doesn't count, hop in, hop in,"}, {"start": 9822.22, "end": 9825.22, "text": " One more, the balls are moving."}, {"start": 9826.22, "end": 9828.22, "text": " Are you guys stuck in the queue?"}, {"start": 9830.22, "end": 9832.22, "text": " Alright, this guy."}, {"start": 9838.22, "end": 9840.22, "text": " I'm gonna pick up two more, hold on."}, {"start": 9852.22, "end": 9858.22, "text": " Hey, hop in, hop in, two spots for you, two spots."}, {"start": 9858.22, "end": 9863.22, "text": " Two spots, two spots, we're going, we're going."}, {"start": 9863.22, "end": 9868.22, "text": " Were you guys stuck in queue?"}, {"start": 9868.22, "end": 9873.22, "text": " Yeah, for about four hours, and I'll end that on that."}, {"start": 9873.22, "end": 9876.22, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 9876.22, "end": 9880.22, "text": " You guys have parachutes?"}, {"start": 9880.22, "end": 9907.42, "text": " I honestly thought we were gonna die there I thought I failed"}, {"start": 9907.42, "end": 9930.86, "text": " get ready boys I'm gonna try to drop it beautifully maybe drop on the tower get ready to tower drop"}, {"start": 9930.86, "end": 9933.5, "text": " all of you hold hold hold wait wait"}, {"start": 9937.1, "end": 9939.82, "text": " there you go you might watch your toesies"}, {"start": 9947.1, "end": 9948.54, "text": " there you go bonk three times"}, {"start": 9960.86, "end": 9963.86, "text": " Look at that, look at that."}, {"start": 9963.86, "end": 9964.86, "text": " Penta handshake?"}, {"start": 9964.86, "end": 9965.86, "text": " Holy moly."}, {"start": 9965.86, "end": 9968.86, "text": " Where the fuck is our base?"}, {"start": 9968.86, "end": 9971.86, "text": " Doesn't it mark the base of red on the map?"}, {"start": 9975.86, "end": 9976.86, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 9978.86, "end": 9984.86, "text": " So now the question is, I could transport some supplies,"}, {"start": 9984.86, "end": 9987.86, "text": " but then I could get two pallets and bring-"}, {"start": 9987.86, "end": 9993.58, "text": " and bring let me see how many players are back at base if there's not a lot yeah"}, {"start": 9993.58, "end": 10001.5, "text": " there's like one guy waiting no fog so there's no point"}, {"start": 10007.78, "end": 10012.7, "text": " oh yeah well you can still drop supplies near the tower and they can build a"}, {"start": 10012.7, "end": 10019.7, "text": " bob"}, {"start": 10019.7, "end": 10024.300000000001, "text": " sell box with full bandages i don't know if that was more like a clip moment or an actual"}, {"start": 10024.300000000001, "end": 10041.300000000001, "text": " strat"}, {"start": 10041.300000000001, "end": 10044.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, that was like a shit hook, not a J-hook."}, {"start": 10046.300000000001, "end": 10048.300000000001, "text": " That was fucking terrible."}, {"start": 10049.300000000001, "end": 10052.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, like, alright, so I could get some pallets."}, {"start": 10056.300000000001, "end": 10058.300000000001, "text": " I could wait for the..."}, {"start": 10059.300000000001, "end": 10062.300000000001, "text": " Uh, I could wait or just get like..."}, {"start": 10062.300000000001, "end": 10067.300000000001, "text": " Oh wait, you can't get pallets, so I'd have to fill these with regular supplies."}, {"start": 10067.300000000001, "end": 10073.300000000001, "text": " So if I drop one and fill it with building supplies and drop it off and they can build a fob with it, right?"}, {"start": 10075.94, "end": 10077.94, "text": " And then hit that shit with like a 75"}, {"start": 10081.94, "end": 10087.86, "text": " Unless I have to what if I it's too late, isn't it? Oh, yeah, you good we're going"}, {"start": 10092.980000000001, "end": 10096.26, "text": " Yeah, wait they need the fob item as well, don't they shit"}, {"start": 10097.300000000001, "end": 10103.300000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, could I have gotten a second box?"}, {"start": 10103.300000000001, "end": 10106.300000000001, "text": " And they need hammers."}, {"start": 10106.300000000001, "end": 10111.300000000001, "text": " Okay, it looks like we're going to take two drops."}, {"start": 10111.300000000001, "end": 10115.300000000001, "text": " I gotta find people who want to do it."}, {"start": 10115.300000000001, "end": 10119.300000000001, "text": " How you liking the game, Matt?"}, {"start": 10119.300000000001, "end": 10122.300000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10122.300000000001, "end": 10126.300000000001, "text": " Same, same."}, {"start": 10126.300000000001, "end": 10131.300000000001, "text": " I'm going to try something."}, {"start": 10131.300000000001, "end": 10136.300000000001, "text": " Oh wait, I missed the bridge."}, {"start": 10136.300000000001, "end": 10141.300000000001, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 10141.300000000001, "end": 10146.300000000001, "text": " There's two bridges there."}, {"start": 10146.300000000001, "end": 10151.300000000001, "text": " So I might as well drop these off."}, {"start": 10151.300000000001, "end": 10161.300000000001, "text": " So I might as well drop these off and they can build around, right?"}, {"start": 10161.300000000001, "end": 10169.300000000001, "text": " Hey, uh, dropping off supplies down here if any of you guys need them."}, {"start": 10169.300000000001, "end": 10175.460000000001, "text": " Hey, uh, supply drop supplies."}, {"start": 10175.460000000001, "end": 10178.300000000001, "text": " I can get a fob if you guys need it."}, {"start": 10178.300000000001, "end": 10179.300000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck that guy."}, {"start": 10179.300000000001, "end": 10180.300000000001, "text": " I forgot about him."}, {"start": 10180.300000000001, "end": 10182.300000000001, "text": " He definitely broke his legs."}, {"start": 10184.300000000001, "end": 10186.300000000001, "text": " I know I hit shit."}, {"start": 10188.300000000001, "end": 10192.300000000001, "text": " Yo, no Foxy! He fell and died! Shit!"}, {"start": 10194.300000000001, "end": 10196.300000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10198.300000000001, "end": 10202.300000000001, "text": " Someone will resin. That's $800 on the ground."}, {"start": 10202.300000000001, "end": 10204.300000000001, "text": " Someone will resin."}, {"start": 10210.300000000001, "end": 10223.500000000002, "text": " How many people are back at base?"}, {"start": 10223.500000000002, "end": 10230.980000000001, "text": " Yeah, like I'm gonna drop the fob off I guess and hopefully someone builds it with a hammer."}, {"start": 10230.98, "end": 10234.4, "text": " than anybody who takes the pl- oh, there's two people as well?"}, {"start": 10243.4, "end": 10246.119999999999, "text": " Another shit hook. That wasn't a J-hook."}, {"start": 10247.24, "end": 10253.199999999999, "text": " I don't know what it is, there's like an extra key-bind and the war dogs flying where J-hooking was easier in armor."}, {"start": 10254.08, "end": 10256.24, "text": " I haven't gotten, uh, the proper..."}, {"start": 10256.64, "end": 10258.48, "text": " ...technique yet."}, {"start": 10258.48, "end": 10265.34, "text": " Okay, so if I drop off some, what should I drop off in the crate?"}, {"start": 10265.34, "end": 10277.0, "text": " I'm gonna drop off hammers and the fob and that's it and then hopefully they get to work."}, {"start": 10277.0, "end": 10283.08, "text": " Hey y'all, let me just wait for this guy."}, {"start": 10283.08, "end": 10285.48, "text": " I don't think I can get a second one when there's a player."}, {"start": 10285.48, "end": 10289.76, "text": " Service is shutting down now. Oh, you can't what servers are shutting down"}, {"start": 10299.64, "end": 10301.64, "text": " Oh shit man"}, {"start": 10315.48, "end": 10320.48, "text": " Minus 12k? What the fuck I just invested 12k in this box?"}, {"start": 10321.48, "end": 10323.48, "text": " Yeah, this bullshit."}, {"start": 10326.48, "end": 10330.48, "text": " Oh yeah, whatever. Maybe it was a false alarm, you know?"}, {"start": 10331.48, "end": 10333.48, "text": " Load up, load up."}, {"start": 10333.48, "end": 10338.48, "text": " We literally massaged a man on a rail rail. We literally about to get kicked."}, {"start": 10341.48, "end": 10345.48, "text": " All the servers are going down. All the servers are going down."}, {"start": 10346.48, "end": 10347.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10349.48, "end": 10350.48, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 10354.48, "end": 10358.48, "text": " You know what? Maybe they're shying down, but we can go under a bridge."}, {"start": 10363.48, "end": 10388.48, "text": " That's, I mean, they might just do like a quick server restart then, right?"}, {"start": 10388.48, "end": 10411.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, do me a favor you guys actually might"}, {"start": 10411.04, "end": 10413.04, "text": " I can't get out of the way."}, {"start": 10427.04, "end": 10429.04, "text": " Ah, bitch, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 10437.04, "end": 10439.04, "text": " The whole studio is shutting down."}, {"start": 10439.04, "end": 10443.04, "text": " They're like, fuck this. We're shutting the servers down."}, {"start": 10444.04, "end": 10447.04, "text": " Hey, yeah, there's a fob there and hammers and a bunch of stuff."}, {"start": 10448.04, "end": 10450.04, "text": " If you guys, uh, want to build."}, {"start": 10452.04, "end": 10454.04, "text": " I fucked this shit, actually."}, {"start": 10457.04, "end": 10458.04, "text": " They have a fob."}, {"start": 10460.04, "end": 10462.04, "text": " No one has used the supplies, but, yeah."}, {"start": 10465.04, "end": 10468.04, "text": " I ca- you know, I could land and build myself."}, {"start": 10469.04, "end": 10475.12, "text": " there's no oh yeah there is a fault wait there is oh there it goes"}, {"start": 10484.84, "end": 10490.880000000001, "text": " okay so now the question is wait no way I got kicked again dude the servers are"}, {"start": 10490.880000000001, "end": 10492.880000000001, "text": " Good"}, {"start": 10497.160000000002, "end": 10499.160000000002, "text": " What"}, {"start": 10507.2, "end": 10513.960000000001, "text": " So what did they what did they say in the we are restarting servers to go clean slate players and servers will be logged out"}, {"start": 10514.240000000002, "end": 10516.800000000001, "text": " This is due to an issue that wasn't present in the previous beta"}, {"start": 10516.800000000001, "end": 10520.240000000002, "text": " We are actively working towards getting as many of you in game as soon as possible a pleasure for the reception"}, {"start": 10520.880000000001, "end": 10527.52, "text": " wait so we're restarting servers to go clean slate okay so that means they're"}, {"start": 10527.52, "end": 10533.000000000002, "text": " just they're not hot fixing or anything they're not yeah they're not hot fixing"}, {"start": 10533.000000000002, "end": 10538.140000000001, "text": " them what do you mean PR talk it sounds like they're just restarting the"}, {"start": 10538.140000000001, "end": 10544.080000000002, "text": " servers how long that takes I don't know yeah it doesn't sound like they're"}, {"start": 10544.080000000002, "end": 10547.320000000002, "text": " trying to you're gonna they're gonna deploy a hot fix which would then"}, {"start": 10547.32, "end": 10556.279999999999, "text": " require us to restart the game yeah I don't know then that means that it might"}, {"start": 10556.279999999999, "end": 10561.44, "text": " be playable in like 10 minutes five ten minutes"}, {"start": 10567.96, "end": 10576.48, "text": " next they're gonna wipe maybe I'm just gonna piss give me a minute"}, {"start": 10637.32, "end": 10666.88, "text": " All right, yeah chat tell me when the servers are up in the meantime, there's another war"}, {"start": 10666.880000000001, "end": 10683.880000000001, "text": " in another land. Another war. War Dogs Q. There's another war."}, {"start": 10683.880000000001, "end": 10693.52, "text": " Na na na na na na na na na na. Ooh, yummy. What? That guy killed that worm and then"}, {"start": 10693.52, "end": 10698.24, "text": " didn't do shit so these servers are bullshit then right because I see servers"}, {"start": 10698.24, "end": 10711.16, "text": " up I just I don't think I should connect though easy kill easy whoa"}, {"start": 10711.16, "end": 10726.44, "text": " can't connect to those oh interesting they didn't say any ETA which makes me"}, {"start": 10726.44, "end": 10730.96, "text": " okay this is copium but they didn't put an ETA in the tweet on how long it would"}, {"start": 10730.96, "end": 10736.6, "text": " take for the servers to restart which makes me think it's gonna be fast"}, {"start": 10736.6, "end": 10744.6, "text": " because usually the ETA or there'd be like oh there's gonna be like a 20 at one"}, {"start": 10744.6, "end": 10752.32, "text": " hour downtime I've yet to been able to settle into a match okay the first one"}, {"start": 10752.32, "end": 10756.6, "text": " was trying to figure out the sniping and sucking ass at it alright I need like a"}, {"start": 10756.6, "end": 10764.28, "text": " solid heli match I want I need a match where I make a hundred grand okay"}, {"start": 10766.6, "end": 10770.960000000001, "text": " Are you eating worm poop?"}, {"start": 10770.960000000001, "end": 10776.2, "text": " Yes, this whole game is about the circle of life."}, {"start": 10776.2, "end": 10778.2, "text": " Patrice!"}, {"start": 10778.2, "end": 10787.2, "text": " Oh, really twinkle toe motherfucker, what are you doing, buddy, what are you doing, dip?"}, {"start": 10787.2, "end": 10792.28, "text": " Dude, I was about to turn the worm, bro."}, {"start": 10792.28, "end": 10796.56, "text": " I was literally about to turn the fucking worm."}, {"start": 10796.56, "end": 10799.56, "text": " Servers up! Servers up! Servers up!"}, {"start": 10802.56, "end": 10803.56, "text": " Where? Lies."}, {"start": 10807.56, "end": 10808.56, "text": " Are these fake?"}, {"start": 10811.56, "end": 10816.56, "text": " The question is now, are they an EU studio or an NA studio?"}, {"start": 10817.56, "end": 10819.56, "text": " I'm gonna ask, are they an NA studio?"}, {"start": 10820.56, "end": 10824.56, "text": " Cause then they are gonna do the North American servers first."}, {"start": 10824.56, "end": 10833.48, "text": " Europe? Okay, they're in the United Kingdom. I think they're gonna do the UK servers first and if the European lag isn't that bad in America"}, {"start": 10833.48, "end": 10839.119999999999, "text": " So that means I'm gonna stick in the European region and then also Western Europe"}, {"start": 10842.92, "end": 10844.519999999999, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10844.519999999999, "end": 10846.88, "text": " I'm thinking I'm thinking yes"}, {"start": 10847.6, "end": 10849.6, "text": " They're gonna that means they probably"}, {"start": 10849.6, "end": 10855.08, "text": " It doesn't say NA first the server guy is gonna first turn on the local servers near them"}, {"start": 10855.74, "end": 10858.06, "text": " I'm assuming they're Europe E West"}, {"start": 10858.06, "end": 10883.96, "text": " Wow what a dude that was a beautiful trip what the fuck is this shit this guy's dodging"}, {"start": 10883.960000000001, "end": 10890.68, "text": " me like Wing Chun. What the hell? What is this smooth motion you piece of shit? God damn!"}, {"start": 10890.68, "end": 10911.28, "text": " Fuck, I was flowing like water. He was so good at turning."}, {"start": 10911.28, "end": 10914.76, "text": " I'm playing anyone else though, my server is like 30 people."}, {"start": 10917.52, "end": 10920.04, "text": " Oh, reverse snipe bro."}, {"start": 10920.04, "end": 10922.44, "text": " Literally had my stream on your second monitor"}, {"start": 10922.44, "end": 10924.220000000001, "text": " and still lost."}, {"start": 10924.220000000001, "end": 10925.36, "text": " Are you kidding me bro?"}, {"start": 10933.6, "end": 10934.44, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 10934.44, "end": 10945.480000000001, "text": " All right, we're at the big fish war dogs is mid"}, {"start": 10946.640000000001, "end": 10948.640000000001, "text": " Thank You bro"}, {"start": 10949.68, "end": 10951.960000000001, "text": " Buddy to me, you know, I"}, {"start": 10953.08, "end": 10958.08, "text": " Got I'm just playing the game bro. Okay to me you doing that just makes me think that I"}, {"start": 10959.32, "end": 10961.32, "text": " Don't know"}, {"start": 10964.44, "end": 10982.04, "text": " That sounds like a self-copium."}, {"start": 10982.04, "end": 10983.04, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 10983.04, "end": 10987.2, "text": " It might be mid, but it's kind of fun."}, {"start": 10987.2, "end": 10990.4, "text": " There's no other interesting FPS, TPS out."}, {"start": 10990.4, "end": 10998.24, "text": " I think if anything, this game will be a great starter to a bunch of other studios, copying"}, {"start": 10998.24, "end": 10999.24, "text": " the formula."}, {"start": 10999.24, "end": 11004.84, "text": " Bro, the goal is to go back to planet side, okay?"}, {"start": 11004.84, "end": 11008.199999999999, "text": " That's the future."}, {"start": 11008.199999999999, "end": 11012.24, "text": " Mega servers, three factions."}, {"start": 11012.24, "end": 11019.56, "text": " Higher quality, good hit reg, good progression, persistent world."}, {"start": 11019.56, "end": 11028.199999999999, "text": " the future. Let this be the fucking igniter. Until someone makes an insane game."}, {"start": 11034.199999999999, "end": 11035.16, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 11038.92, "end": 11043.24, "text": " Let it be the igniter. Hopefully Starcraft, hopefully the Starcraft game, if it's real,"}, {"start": 11043.24, "end": 11049.56, "text": " It's actually a three-faction massive fucking mega server game where you join Protoss"}, {"start": 11051.68, "end": 11053.68, "text": " Zerg or Terran"}, {"start": 11055.0, "end": 11061.6, "text": " Unlocks perfection and you're all on a massive planet trying to take it over and you all join a faction and it's huge"}, {"start": 11061.6, "end": 11063.52, "text": " And there's deep progression"}, {"start": 11063.52, "end": 11069.08, "text": " So you actually want to keep playing and there's different classes, so it's kind of like natural selection or something"}, {"start": 11069.08, "end": 11072.96, "text": " So you can have different types of units that do different things"}, {"start": 11074.64, "end": 11076.64, "text": " Oof"}, {"start": 11077.76, "end": 11081.039999999999, "text": " There we go, that's most likely what it's gonna be"}, {"start": 11081.96, "end": 11089.36, "text": " And because they're a bigger studio more experience, it's gonna be like I said mega servers you just drop in there's no hundred man servers"}, {"start": 11090.039999999999, "end": 11093.48, "text": " It's just fucking huge thousand be thousand be thousand"}, {"start": 11099.08, "end": 11105.08, "text": " Highest level of copium? Maybe, man."}, {"start": 11112.56, "end": 11118.72, "text": " Dude, I looked at chat. Yeah, these are new servers. Why was it empty and now they popped up?"}, {"start": 11118.72, "end": 11121.92, "text": " These are new."}, {"start": 11129.08, "end": 11142.96, "text": " I know planet you what's interesting is planet side figured it out even the people who made"}, {"start": 11142.96, "end": 11150.16, "text": " planet side were even a AAA studio they were like a part of Sony but like their own entity"}, {"start": 11150.16, "end": 11155.76, "text": " Sony online entertainment they weren't a AAA studio and they had their player base was"}, {"start": 11155.76, "end": 11172.64, "text": " fucking huge. They had big servers for the time the game came out. It didn't render all"}, {"start": 11172.64, "end": 11189.439999999999, "text": " the players at once. Yeah, in a way it is a little bit ahead of its time, but yeah. Yeah,"}, {"start": 11189.439999999999, "end": 11195.48, "text": " I guess you should go into the firing range, but I could also just wait to play it live."}, {"start": 11195.48, "end": 11200.439999999999, "text": " If anything, I would load in to see how the little guns are, or the little bird is."}, {"start": 11203.8, "end": 11208.8, "text": " Planetside 2's peak players were at 30k."}, {"start": 11208.8, "end": 11218.039999999999, "text": " What's interesting is, with the way gaming is now, if there was a planetside that came out today,"}, {"start": 11218.039999999999, "end": 11220.48, "text": " it would have way more players."}, {"start": 11225.48, "end": 11254.6, "text": " Oh wait, true, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure there, come on man, I'm pretty sure"}, {"start": 11254.6, "end": 11263.56, "text": " there is an SOE launcher as well. I don't know if you can call Planet Side Niche when"}, {"start": 11263.56, "end": 11276.44, "text": " War Dogs is out. I would say it's more like at the same time maybe that now with the way"}, {"start": 11276.44, "end": 11282.800000000001, "text": " gamers are and FPSers and shooter players are. There's more of a want and a craving for that"}, {"start": 11282.800000000001, "end": 11290.68, "text": " style of gameplay. Planetside was big but I mean it was it was decently niche"}, {"start": 11290.68, "end": 11296.78, "text": " but it's different now it's it's it's so much the industry feels so different"}, {"start": 11296.78, "end": 11301.300000000001, "text": " compared to when that game came out and the options were way more limited on the"}, {"start": 11301.300000000001, "end": 11304.18, "text": " game as you play it."}, {"start": 11304.18, "end": 11312.34, "text": " like war dogs is a good game it's not going to be as cooked as like arc"}, {"start": 11312.34, "end": 11318.98, "text": " Raiders and a lot of people are coming from arc Raiders or whatever the fuck"}, {"start": 11318.98, "end": 11331.380000000001, "text": " else but it's got a like a glimpse of what could be with like a bigger studio"}, {"start": 11334.18, "end": 11337.62, "text": " Oh, yeah, marathon, well..."}, {"start": 11337.62, "end": 11345.18, "text": " Yeah, I mean, it's still early access for sure."}, {"start": 11345.18, "end": 11350.78, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 11350.78, "end": 11354.58, "text": " Yeah, what up, bro?"}, {"start": 11354.58, "end": 11359.58, "text": " I just wanted a nibble."}, {"start": 11359.58, "end": 11361.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11365.64, "end": 11373.6, "text": " Can pull sniper number three dude come on bro every time I look at my fucking chat these motherfuckers snipe"}, {"start": 11389.58, "end": 11412.28, "text": " you have seven kids and you took off work the heck with the servers buddy I don't know"}, {"start": 11412.28, "end": 11413.68, "text": " Oh, did you tell you that sucks?"}, {"start": 11427.12, "end": 11429.640000000001, "text": " Marathon, great game with great combat."}, {"start": 11433.16, "end": 11435.76, "text": " Buddy, we're not talking about that game anymore."}, {"start": 11442.28, "end": 11454.480000000001, "text": " We're done. Let's read reviews. Nah. All of the Steam reviews are just gonna be talking"}, {"start": 11454.48, "end": 11461.48, "text": " about the server issues. Who gives a shit?"}, {"start": 11476.6, "end": 11483.6, "text": " Devs already left. You read more into it and then you see, wait a minute, this was the same"}, {"start": 11483.6, "end": 11491.4, "text": " studio behind that was that one game that was like like Bay Z but it was like a"}, {"start": 11491.4, "end": 11499.92, "text": " bullshit studio no what was it coming in the day after whatever the day before"}, {"start": 11499.92, "end": 11512.36, "text": " didn't the day before have a shit ton of players to on launch and then they had"}, {"start": 11512.36, "end": 11521.32, "text": " like a mass refund. That's another genre. People are also heavily really want a good survival"}, {"start": 11521.32, "end": 11540.52, "text": " game like that. But all of them are either scams or suck ass."}, {"start": 11540.52, "end": 11546.880000000001, "text": " I wouldn't say people, aka you, when the games hit like massive steam concurrent peak numbers."}, {"start": 11552.62, "end": 11553.28, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 11554.28, "end": 11555.060000000001, "text": " I don't know what to tell you."}, {"start": 11557.76, "end": 11559.380000000001, "text": " Na na na na na na na na!"}, {"start": 11560.04, "end": 11560.76, "text": " Ooooooh!"}, {"start": 11560.76, "end": 11561.82, "text": " YUMMY YUMMY!"}, {"start": 11562.36, "end": 11563.04, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11570.52, "end": 11576.92, "text": " That Korean ARPG, the one that looked kind of like Lost Ark-ish, it looked okay."}, {"start": 11593.48, "end": 11597.08, "text": " Wait, isn't Ion 2 officially launching soon or like next week?"}, {"start": 11600.52, "end": 11620.640000000001, "text": " Oh September 8th or no never mind I'm gonna try it out I have no hype for it"}, {"start": 11620.64, "end": 11627.58, "text": " That dude was going in for the kill."}, {"start": 11627.58, "end": 11631.26, "text": " EFT more superior?"}, {"start": 11631.26, "end": 11637.939999999999, "text": " EFT is great but sometimes you just want a different style again."}, {"start": 11637.939999999999, "end": 11639.98, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 11639.98, "end": 11643.3, "text": " Fucking relax."}, {"start": 11643.3, "end": 11644.46, "text": " It is, it is."}, {"start": 11644.460000000001, "end": 11648.460000000001, "text": " But also just playing like a different flow is perfectly fine."}, {"start": 11663.460000000001, "end": 11665.460000000001, "text": " Oh my, yeah, there's so much traffic here."}, {"start": 11670.460000000001, "end": 11671.460000000001, "text": " I'm leaving."}, {"start": 11674.460000000001, "end": 11676.460000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11681.900000000001, "end": 11683.900000000001, "text": " Holy moly"}, {"start": 11685.54, "end": 11687.7, "text": " Can you play hitman a while in queue"}, {"start": 11692.62, "end": 11696.300000000001, "text": " Mm-hmm dude"}, {"start": 11704.460000000001, "end": 11706.460000000001, "text": " Come on man"}, {"start": 11726.92, "end": 11728.92, "text": " Feels bad man"}, {"start": 11734.460000000001, "end": 11756.660000000002, "text": " Alright, last attempt."}, {"start": 11756.660000000002, "end": 11763.380000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11763.380000000001, "end": 11773.02, "text": " this one read community on steam yeah tell me what updates they have shroud is"}, {"start": 11773.02, "end": 11777.500000000002, "text": " not playing bro he's literally in the practice range"}, {"start": 11777.5, "end": 11803.5, "text": " seven PM server wipes"}, {"start": 11803.5, "end": 11804.7, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 11806.7, "end": 11813.5, "text": " Next game, interested in, I know Wolverine's getting heavily mixed reviews, but I think I'm going to play that next."}, {"start": 11833.5, "end": 11845.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11845.98, "end": 11871.5, "text": " Oh my god, is this the number one player?"}, {"start": 11871.5, "end": 11873.5, "text": " toasting"}, {"start": 11885.98, "end": 11891.56, "text": " Help help oh my fucking god, holy shit"}, {"start": 11893.22, "end": 11895.22, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 11895.22, "end": 11897.22, "text": " AHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 11898.58, "end": 11901.939999999999, "text": " God damn holy shit, I didn't know you could do that"}, {"start": 11904.98, "end": 11906.98, "text": " That was crazy"}, {"start": 11910.3, "end": 11912.3, "text": " You're gonna sword and shield gamer"}, {"start": 11912.300000000001, "end": 11931.02, "text": " What's so bad about that what's so bad about that that doesn't sound bad"}, {"start": 11931.02, "end": 11941.420000000002, "text": " Y'all I'm just gonna eat this much I'm just gonna eat this much okay we can share that"}, {"start": 11941.42, "end": 11943.460000000001, "text": " That was like a 15,000 worm."}, {"start": 11946.42, "end": 11950.460000000001, "text": " Oh, dude, this guy's number two on the leaderboard."}, {"start": 11950.460000000001, "end": 11951.78, "text": " You can tell he's panicking."}, {"start": 11951.78, "end": 11953.38, "text": " He's using a steering wheel."}, {"start": 11959.42, "end": 11960.26, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 11966.26, "end": 11969.94, "text": " Double, double, yummy, yummy, yummy."}, {"start": 11971.42, "end": 11991.1, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 11991.1, "end": 11992.1, "text": " Everybody relax."}, {"start": 11992.1, "end": 11993.1, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 11993.1, "end": 11994.1, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 11994.1, "end": 11999.1, "text": " We're good. We're good. Holy shi-"}, {"start": 12002.1, "end": 12004.1, "text": " All right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 12006.1, "end": 12010.1, "text": " We're relaxing right now. We're chilling right now. We're waiting."}, {"start": 12015.1, "end": 12017.1, "text": " This is a scary lobby."}, {"start": 12017.1, "end": 12043.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, bro, you're the same color."}, {"start": 12043.880000000001, "end": 12048.52, "text": " No practice landing the helicopter, true."}, {"start": 12048.52, "end": 12060.76, "text": " When I die, I will do that."}, {"start": 12060.76, "end": 12065.920000000002, "text": " Bro I would gift you war dogs, but you're not telling me where to send the gift, so..."}, {"start": 12065.92, "end": 12067.92, "text": " I don't know what we're doing here."}, {"start": 12067.92, "end": 12087.6, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12087.6, "end": 12093.08, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12093.08, "end": 12095.08, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 12095.08, "end": 12102.08, "text": " This calculation?"}, {"start": 12102.08, "end": 12115.039999999999, "text": " Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 12115.039999999999, "end": 12118.72, "text": " All these motherfuckers are assassins."}, {"start": 12118.72, "end": 12122.76, "text": " All I see is assassins."}, {"start": 12122.76, "end": 12124.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12129.32, "end": 12134.36, "text": " This guy's just been making sir. Oh, what the fuck dude, are you kidding me, man?"}, {"start": 12141.32, "end": 12143.32, "text": " Dude, he's just like snuck in"}, {"start": 12143.32, "end": 12155.36, "text": " You're all about to be logged out the separate where we're sorry back in there will be some downtime once again. We appreciate the patience"}, {"start": 12158.88, "end": 12160.88, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 12165.68, "end": 12167.68, "text": " Feels bad"}, {"start": 12168.8, "end": 12172.38, "text": " What time is it 330 there will be some downtime"}, {"start": 12173.32, "end": 12180.32, "text": " Watch Kang Pao enter the fist."}, {"start": 12180.32, "end": 12184.32, "text": " Baah!"}, {"start": 12184.32, "end": 12189.32, "text": " Please, Baah."}, {"start": 12189.32, "end": 12192.32, "text": " Think about Maah!"}, {"start": 12192.32, "end": 12198.32, "text": " Oh my god, he did."}, {"start": 12198.32, "end": 12203.32, "text": " Oh my god, he did."}, {"start": 12203.32, "end": 12208.32, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 12208.32, "end": 12220.32, "text": " Hey, that was my meal, you piece of shit!"}, {"start": 12220.32, "end": 12227.08, "text": " Alright, I got a good start here."}, {"start": 12227.08, "end": 12228.68, "text": " I got a good line of worm."}, {"start": 12231.08, "end": 12232.12, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 12233.92, "end": 12235.24, "text": " What's your plan here dude?"}, {"start": 12237.4, "end": 12240.68, "text": " I don't trust, I don't trust any of you."}, {"start": 12240.68, "end": 12243.96, "text": " Bob, you seem like the nicest guy, but no."}, {"start": 12250.96, "end": 12252.76, "text": " All right, gotta chill on the boost."}, {"start": 12257.08, "end": 12260.08, "text": " Try a whole IO, it's great."}, {"start": 12263.08, "end": 12267.08, "text": " Yeah, it sounds like the servers might be down for a bit, it might be worth playing something else."}, {"start": 12269.08, "end": 12274.08, "text": " Especially if they said now that they're restarting the backend, and there's gonna be downtime."}, {"start": 12275.08, "end": 12279.08, "text": " That means most likely more like four o'clock now or something, right?"}, {"start": 12287.08, "end": 12299.32, "text": " Second Bauheim boss, um, uh, nah, aww, you piece of shit."}, {"start": 12299.32, "end": 12304.32, "text": " Got me killed."}, {"start": 12304.32, "end": 12329.8, "text": " some GTA, yeah, I've been watching, I've been looking at all the GTA, I've been, I've"}, {"start": 12329.800000000001, "end": 12331.800000000001, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 12334.480000000001, "end": 12336.480000000001, "text": " Nah"}, {"start": 12337.12, "end": 12341.62, "text": " It looks I maybe some street fighter rank, I don't think so"}, {"start": 12351.920000000002, "end": 12356.12, "text": " Truman gloom early axis came out. Yeah, maybe maybe that"}, {"start": 12356.12, "end": 12360.36, "text": " It's really that I just like loan up into the firing range"}, {"start": 12371.36, "end": 12373.36, "text": " Rematch is popping"}, {"start": 12376.36, "end": 12378.62, "text": " Yeah, where is the symbol for the helicopter"}, {"start": 12380.480000000001, "end": 12384.94, "text": " Wanderberg was okay, I kind of see how it falls off after a couple of rounds"}, {"start": 12386.12, "end": 12392.12, "text": " Oh, come on then. So much for fucking games. Come back anytime."}, {"start": 12393.12, "end": 12396.12, "text": " I'll rematch the football game."}, {"start": 12398.12, "end": 12399.12, "text": " True."}, {"start": 12403.12, "end": 12405.12, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 12411.12, "end": 12414.12, "text": " Where are the miniguns even firing from?"}, {"start": 12416.12, "end": 12418.12, "text": " Oh, weird."}, {"start": 12429.640000000001, "end": 12431.640000000001, "text": " You didn't even meet the Valheim trolls."}, {"start": 12431.64, "end": 12452.64, "text": " It's kind of hard to keep your- you played the baby biome then you quit."}, {"start": 12452.64, "end": 12455.24, "text": " Honestly bro, I wouldn't say the game's difficult."}, {"start": 12455.24, "end": 12458.64, "text": " I was just bored of running and collecting shit in the game."}, {"start": 12458.64, "end": 12466.439999999999, "text": " Bro, Valheim is not a difficult game, bro."}, {"start": 12466.439999999999, "end": 12472.08, "text": " It's about collecting things and then having proper gear to go kill something that isn't"}, {"start": 12472.08, "end": 12473.08, "text": " that difficult."}, {"start": 12473.08, "end": 12475.84, "text": " Okay, come on."}, {"start": 12475.84, "end": 12478.84, "text": " It's more about like, the grind to get the gear."}, {"start": 12478.84, "end": 12484.4, "text": " What are we even talking about here?"}, {"start": 12484.4, "end": 12485.4, "text": " It's both."}, {"start": 12485.4, "end": 12487.4, "text": " Buddy, if you want something difficult, dude..."}, {"start": 12487.4, "end": 12490.56, "text": " Don't play fucking Onamusha, okay? There's no way"}, {"start": 12491.64, "end": 12493.64, "text": " It's literally more of time"}, {"start": 12494.84, "end": 12497.52, "text": " What are you fucking talking about dude? It's literally time"}, {"start": 12497.52, "end": 12501.4, "text": " There's no way of Valheim boss is that difficult compared to the difficult games"}, {"start": 12501.4, "end": 12507.74, "text": " I played in single-player it comes down to do I want to run to these areas collect a bunch of shit"}, {"start": 12508.0, "end": 12515.72, "text": " Craft a bunch of fucking armor and then upgrade or have some type of weapon that can actually kill this boss like that's it"}, {"start": 12515.720000000001, "end": 12523.800000000001, "text": " the gear grind is quote unquote the hard part back any time but it's more about it"}, {"start": 12523.800000000001, "end": 12531.080000000002, "text": " the time investment which is completely fine I mean there's nothing wrong with"}, {"start": 12531.080000000002, "end": 12534.6, "text": " that I just don't feel like fucking doing that"}, {"start": 12538.240000000002, "end": 12543.44, "text": " I think a lot of survival games to me are boring as fuck down just because of"}, {"start": 12543.44, "end": 12547.44, "text": " of the grind and the chest element, you know?"}, {"start": 12547.44, "end": 12550.640000000001, "text": " They were fought once upon a time, I love them."}, {"start": 12550.640000000001, "end": 12552.44, "text": " Now, they're a fucking slob."}, {"start": 12558.84, "end": 12561.52, "text": " Because they inherently all start the same."}, {"start": 12561.52, "end": 12565.28, "text": " They're all pickaxe, durability, fucking collecting shit"}, {"start": 12565.28, "end": 12567.12, "text": " off the ground."}, {"start": 12567.12, "end": 12571.04, "text": " So then usually tear up your fucking work benches"}, {"start": 12571.04, "end": 12574.36, "text": " or like, your furnace, you know?"}, {"start": 12574.36, "end": 12575.52, "text": " Servers are up?"}, {"start": 12576.54, "end": 12578.720000000001, "text": " Y'all banned, if they're not."}, {"start": 12578.720000000001, "end": 12581.640000000001, "text": " I can't tell, can someone confirm it's one guy spamming?"}, {"start": 12585.84, "end": 12589.160000000002, "text": " Dude, you're wrong, buddy, that's just me."}, {"start": 12590.04, "end": 12591.5, "text": " The game's popular."}, {"start": 12596.84, "end": 12598.28, "text": " The game's so popular."}, {"start": 12598.28, "end": 12623.08, "text": " It's a quick circle is a little difficult EU East is up"}, {"start": 12623.08, "end": 12633.48, "text": " I don't do it. It's not overrated. These games don't have to be binary. They're either amazing."}, {"start": 12633.48, "end": 12644.52, "text": " They're good or bad. They can be good while you're not wanting to play it. Okay."}, {"start": 12644.52, "end": 12651.32, "text": " I know Valheim's super fucking popular. I just realized I don't feel like playing it"}, {"start": 12653.76, "end": 12655.76, "text": " It's good bro, it's good"}, {"start": 12656.68, "end": 12663.52, "text": " Just like that pirate game was good the survival one remember when we collected rocks in that game"}, {"start": 12663.52, "end": 12683.44, "text": " win rose some of you guys look it's fine so sometimes I'm like alright I have to"}, {"start": 12683.44, "end": 12691.0, "text": " mentally prepare myself to make chests and store shit"}, {"start": 12693.52, "end": 12698.02, "text": " Valheim does the best if you have never played a crafting survival game otherwise, yeah, they're all the same"}, {"start": 12704.2, "end": 12712.880000000001, "text": " It's not your genre once upon a time I fucking loved survival games, you know what I still do like survival games if they're like a"}, {"start": 12713.68, "end": 12718.34, "text": " Bit different like and shrouded 1.0 will be interesting to play"}, {"start": 12718.34, "end": 12728.66, "text": " Also, technically, like even the RuneScape game, the RuneScape Dragon Wilds right over"}, {"start": 12728.66, "end": 12732.14, "text": " the fuck it was called was really good when it first came out."}, {"start": 12732.14, "end": 12734.86, "text": " I saw the potential."}, {"start": 12734.86, "end": 12738.02, "text": " And now that it's 1.0ing, I don't know when it comes out soon."}, {"start": 12738.02, "end": 12741.98, "text": " I would go back and try that."}, {"start": 12741.98, "end": 12747.14, "text": " I don't know if that game is more of a, is that game more of like a multiplayer game?"}, {"start": 12747.14, "end": 12750.26, "text": " I don't know if like you're actually trying to kill a shit in it or what the point is."}, {"start": 12751.58, "end": 12754.14, "text": " Yo, who's that guy that said the servers were up?"}, {"start": 12759.279999999999, "end": 12760.48, "text": " Oh, it comes out nice and weak."}, {"start": 12761.92, "end": 12762.42, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 12766.48, "end": 12770.48, "text": " Bro, you were spamming. It's up all screenshot, buddy."}, {"start": 12771.46, "end": 12774.06, "text": " Are you in the server? Are you playing right now?"}, {"start": 12775.18, "end": 12776.939999999999, "text": " I'm maxed out on Europe."}, {"start": 12777.14, "end": 12791.48, "text": " I'm just not in the south of Europe make it only you East oh my god don't tell"}, {"start": 12791.48, "end": 12795.48, "text": " anybody are you kidding"}, {"start": 12795.48, "end": 12805.48, "text": " Shit, too many people found out."}, {"start": 12805.48, "end": 12813.0, "text": " Is that even switching the server?"}, {"start": 12813.0, "end": 12814.8, "text": " Okay, this is a cosmetic button."}, {"start": 12814.8, "end": 12818.6, "text": " I guess it's because it's all 100."}, {"start": 12818.6, "end": 12825.0, "text": " Shit, man."}, {"start": 12825.0, "end": 12827.0, "text": " What if they do the Easts first?"}, {"start": 12827.0, "end": 12829.0, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 12829.0, "end": 12832.0, "text": " Whoa, whoa, they do the Easts first!"}, {"start": 12832.0, "end": 12833.0, "text": " Game knowledge!"}, {"start": 12833.0, "end": 12835.0, "text": " East goes up first."}, {"start": 12835.0, "end": 12836.0, "text": " Game knowledge!"}, {"start": 12836.0, "end": 12838.0, "text": " That's how the servers go up."}, {"start": 12838.0, "end": 12840.0, "text": " The Easts go first."}, {"start": 12843.0, "end": 12844.0, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 12844.0, "end": 12845.0, "text": " We're in."}, {"start": 12848.0, "end": 12851.0, "text": " They go East, Central, West."}, {"start": 12851.0, "end": 12853.0, "text": " They go with the sunrise."}, {"start": 12853.0, "end": 12859.0, "text": " I was about to fucking refund holy shi-"}, {"start": 12873.0, "end": 12879.0, "text": " I really want to do it- I want to fly and then I want to be an annoying fuck to the flyers and be an anti-air"}, {"start": 12879.0, "end": 12884.48, "text": " air that just fucking kills everything in the sky but I want to do it in two"}, {"start": 12884.48, "end": 12888.8, "text": " different games I want to fly this might be my flying game if the servers are"}, {"start": 12888.8, "end": 12894.44, "text": " stable and then next game I want to do like a build a base and have an anti"}, {"start": 12894.44, "end": 12903.6, "text": " air that just locks on and kills helis this is fake boys this is fake"}, {"start": 12903.6, "end": 12913.48, "text": " a fever nation shit we may have just might be a server you need a year all"}, {"start": 12913.48, "end": 12917.880000000001, "text": " to do that and the big hammer yeah what do you need for the big hammer how do"}, {"start": 12917.880000000001, "end": 12930.2, "text": " you get it he's here we are here how do you what's the best way to get support"}, {"start": 12930.2, "end": 12934.36, "text": " probably just uh build right drop supplies off and build around the"}, {"start": 12934.36, "end": 12939.08, "text": " top yeah what the fuck man where is everybody"}, {"start": 12939.08, "end": 12941.960000000001, "text": " where is everybody"}, {"start": 12943.880000000001, "end": 12947.880000000001, "text": " you can main an artillery tank as well yeah there's like a lot of different"}, {"start": 12947.880000000001, "end": 12951.480000000001, "text": " things you can do in the game and a lot it's like there's things that are"}, {"start": 12951.480000000001, "end": 12955.960000000001, "text": " interesting to test not just like oh my god i'm gonna get the best"}, {"start": 12955.960000000001, "end": 12961.000000000002, "text": " done with the best attachments. You know? Like, yeah!"}, {"start": 12967.400000000001, "end": 12969.640000000001, "text": " Shaka level support? Oh, it does."}, {"start": 12971.240000000002, "end": 12974.76, "text": " Wait, yeah, this server is now... Maybe I go to a different server."}, {"start": 12975.960000000001, "end": 12983.000000000002, "text": " This is a bad idea, isn't it? I threw... I have no patience. Fucking ADD Zoomerfuck."}, {"start": 12983.0, "end": 13011.72, "text": " are you serious are you for really"}, {"start": 13011.720000000001, "end": 13020.080000000002, "text": " Are you for realy?"}, {"start": 13020.080000000002, "end": 13021.480000000001, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me man?"}, {"start": 13021.480000000001, "end": 13024.720000000001, "text": " How is that shit stuck at 70 fuck at 30?"}, {"start": 13024.720000000001, "end": 13026.960000000001, "text": " And now there's nobody."}, {"start": 13026.960000000001, "end": 13028.960000000001, "text": " But now everything has a Q."}, {"start": 13042.480000000001, "end": 13045.480000000001, "text": " Dude, come on. Why did I do this?"}, {"start": 13056.960000000001, "end": 13068.800000000001, "text": " why did you leave you know what people were leaving the server not joining and"}, {"start": 13068.800000000001, "end": 13074.240000000002, "text": " then one guy was like joined another server and I spontaneously listened"}, {"start": 13086.960000000001, "end": 13096.000000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13096.0, "end": 13124.96, "text": " How long is the queue?"}, {"start": 13156.0, "end": 13172.48, "text": " What are we looking at here?"}, {"start": 13172.48, "end": 13174.48, "text": " What are we doing here?"}, {"start": 13174.48, "end": 13184.48, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 13184.48, "end": 13191.48, "text": " Q-Dog?"}, {"start": 13191.48, "end": 13206.88, "text": " Yeah, I was popping off, dude."}, {"start": 13206.88, "end": 13212.88, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 13212.880000000001, "end": 13224.080000000002, "text": " Dude, Battlefield 6 is not the same as this game."}, {"start": 13224.080000000002, "end": 13235.560000000001, "text": " What do you even say?"}, {"start": 13235.56, "end": 13261.56, "text": " I should have stayed boys, I should have stayed!"}, {"start": 13261.56, "end": 13273.88, "text": " You're a piece you're a piece"}, {"start": 13291.56, "end": 13303.4, "text": " your progress did not reset now don't manually choose servers that what do you"}, {"start": 13303.4, "end": 13309.039999999999, "text": " mean don't manually choose servers what do you press what"}, {"start": 13309.04, "end": 13319.400000000001, "text": " Oh, wait a minute, weird."}, {"start": 13319.400000000001, "end": 13326.960000000001, "text": " You have to manually choose a server."}, {"start": 13326.960000000001, "end": 13328.960000000001, "text": " You can join by ID."}, {"start": 13328.960000000001, "end": 13333.12, "text": " Oh, is that the way to do it?"}, {"start": 13333.12, "end": 13360.34, "text": " you just copy this? Is that even a copy button? Oh. Is this a better way to join? It seems"}, {"start": 13360.34, "end": 13367.34, "text": " like the same thing. Dude I keep hitting that. Europe west is up."}, {"start": 13390.34, "end": 13400.14, "text": " Battle bit remember battle bit"}, {"start": 13400.14, "end": 13411.74, "text": " Arctic north is up dude that might be like 300 paying"}, {"start": 13411.74, "end": 13423.74, "text": " North American Norris."}, {"start": 13441.74, "end": 13457.66, "text": " Wait, if it takes this long, it might mean that the servers are down."}, {"start": 13457.66, "end": 13468.58, "text": " Okay, this region is down."}, {"start": 13468.58, "end": 13487.36, "text": " Wait. Uh oh. Wait, that actually breaks it too? No. Yo, that breaks it too. I have to"}, {"start": 13487.36, "end": 13506.92, "text": " restart. Wow, that breaks it no matter what. One region at a time, uh-uh. Damn, I was..."}, {"start": 13506.92, "end": 13508.92, "text": " dude"}, {"start": 13510.52, "end": 13512.52, "text": " hold up"}, {"start": 13514.44, "end": 13516.44, "text": " another one"}, {"start": 13518.36, "end": 13522.6, "text": " Play this tomorrow, you know what try to join us fun. This is a mini game"}, {"start": 13522.6, "end": 13537.92, "text": " Choose automatic don't touch shit. What do you mean? Where is the automatic? I didn't see it. Is"}, {"start": 13537.92, "end": 13551.12, "text": " there in the server browser? Is there automatic? When you choose region, there's an automatic."}, {"start": 13551.12, "end": 13567.76, "text": " Oh, I didn't see that."}, {"start": 13567.76, "end": 13577.12, "text": " Yeah, but then it just chooses east."}, {"start": 13577.12, "end": 13597.12, "text": " Damn man!"}, {"start": 13597.12, "end": 13600.08, "text": " I feel like it's gonna go off of region."}, {"start": 13600.08, "end": 13603.240000000002, "text": " It's gonna go off of region."}, {"start": 13603.24, "end": 13610.24, "text": " West is up, is North, is America West up?"}, {"start": 13633.24, "end": 13653.1, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13653.1, "end": 13656.039999999999, "text": " Buddy there's so many people to watch in GTARP."}, {"start": 13656.039999999999, "end": 13658.72, "text": " You can enjoy it."}, {"start": 13658.72, "end": 13662.96, "text": " It just comes down to like just talking to people in cars and shit, man."}, {"start": 13662.960000000001, "end": 13663.960000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13692.960000000001, "end": 13698.960000000001, "text": " Road to Pro in Halloween? You know what? I would if it was worth it."}, {"start": 13698.960000000001, "end": 13702.960000000001, "text": " If it was worth it, I would."}, {"start": 13732.960000000001, "end": 13739.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's not looking too hot."}, {"start": 13762.960000000001, "end": 13766.960000000001, "text": " Joining a steam friend? I don't think so."}, {"start": 13766.960000000001, "end": 13770.960000000001, "text": " I don't think so dude."}, {"start": 13786.960000000001, "end": 13790.960000000001, "text": " Join the match and do a backflip?"}, {"start": 13790.960000000001, "end": 13806.92, "text": " Can you make a self-hosted server like Pal World?"}, {"start": 13806.92, "end": 13807.92, "text": " You can."}, {"start": 13807.92, "end": 13809.92, "text": " There's a host button here"}, {"start": 13823.8, "end": 13825.8, "text": " Oh, they actually posted"}, {"start": 13832.1, "end": 13836.5, "text": " Hey, I don't I don't need it. I'm not gonna watch the six minutes. I was almost in earlier"}, {"start": 13837.92, "end": 13845.24, "text": " Things will work."}, {"start": 13845.24, "end": 13850.32, "text": " I got it earlier."}, {"start": 13850.32, "end": 13852.6, "text": " Europe has been good to me."}, {"start": 13852.6, "end": 13854.88, "text": " Let me back!"}, {"start": 13854.88, "end": 13857.2, "text": " I gotta restart."}, {"start": 13857.2, "end": 13864.32, "text": " When it's empty, you gotta restart."}, {"start": 13864.32, "end": 13878.6, "text": " Uh, there's a summary. Uh, true. They had around 200,000 players hit the queue almost immediately"}, {"start": 13878.6, "end": 13881.32, "text": " far beyond the scale that had originally planned for six months earlier. They were designing"}, {"start": 13881.32, "end": 13886.119999999999, "text": " around roughly 30,000 peak concurrent. The queue initially worked with players really"}, {"start": 13886.119999999999, "end": 13889.0, "text": " dropping out rejoining causing to get into a broken stage. I love to really say this"}, {"start": 13889.0, "end": 13894.52, "text": " part is their fault. They eventually managed to clear the queue. They were about to celebrate"}, {"start": 13894.52, "end": 13901.08, "text": " and then watch the player server numbers collapse. They said they were then hit by a DDoS. They"}, {"start": 13901.08, "end": 13906.6, "text": " managed to get the attack itself. They heard the Bergen server and the stails on the urban servers."}, {"start": 13908.84, "end": 13913.8, "text": " There was a priority queue system. Apparently, the time for streamers, others would have said it"}, {"start": 13913.800000000001, "end": 13916.080000000002, "text": " that wasn't actually functioning properly."}, {"start": 13918.920000000002, "end": 13920.000000000002, "text": " There's a solution at this point,"}, {"start": 13920.000000000002, "end": 13922.68, "text": " is I'm gonna divert it down to clean slate servers."}, {"start": 13926.240000000002, "end": 13928.04, "text": " True, if they launched on Friday,"}, {"start": 13928.04, "end": 13929.800000000001, "text": " it would have been like 400,000."}, {"start": 13940.04, "end": 13941.800000000001, "text": " There was a priority queue."}, {"start": 13943.800000000001, "end": 13949.500000000002, "text": " I don't know man, it still really doesn't matter honestly."}, {"start": 13949.500000000002, "end": 13954.02, "text": " The priority queue is just dumbass copium."}, {"start": 13954.02, "end": 13957.960000000001, "text": " Once again bro, even if they have a thousand people on a priority queue, it literally doesn't"}, {"start": 13957.960000000001, "end": 13961.68, "text": " matter."}, {"start": 13961.68, "end": 13964.400000000001, "text": " You're just using it as an outlet?"}, {"start": 13964.400000000001, "end": 13969.960000000001, "text": " Those people just use it as an outlet because it's like a chat room for them to see one"}, {"start": 13969.960000000001, "end": 13970.960000000001, "text": " guy playing."}, {"start": 13970.960000000001, "end": 13973.460000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13973.460000000001, "end": 13981.460000000001, "text": " Why is this one guy who's streaming, playing it, but not me and 299,000 other people?"}, {"start": 13995.460000000001, "end": 14000.460000000001, "text": " At least I get to watch them play while I load in if a streamer gets in."}, {"start": 14000.460000000001, "end": 14002.460000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 14003.460000000001, "end": 14009.62, "text": " People want to watch you sit in queue as well. Oh, yeah, bro. A tail as old as time"}, {"start": 14016.18, "end": 14022.140000000001, "text": " Check the Wolverine clip, bro, is it gonna be really that bad?"}, {"start": 14030.220000000001, "end": 14032.220000000001, "text": " Really"}, {"start": 14033.460000000001, "end": 14043.460000000001, "text": " Uh oh, I can't even log in."}, {"start": 14043.460000000001, "end": 14045.500000000002, "text": " Have to download new Steam Client."}, {"start": 14045.500000000002, "end": 14054.78, "text": " If you prepare to download new Client, everyone currently in game will be logged out."}, {"start": 14054.78, "end": 14058.02, "text": " When you put it back in the server queue, it will then let players back into the game"}, {"start": 14058.02, "end": 14059.02, "text": " and waves."}, {"start": 14059.02, "end": 14060.76, "text": " Oh, is that true?"}, {"start": 14060.76, "end": 14064.52, "text": " So we wait."}, {"start": 14064.52, "end": 14069.32, "text": " There's an update."}, {"start": 14069.32, "end": 14074.08, "text": " Is this true?"}, {"start": 14074.08, "end": 14076.44, "text": " That was 30 minutes ago."}, {"start": 14076.44, "end": 14078.44, "text": " I don't know if that's true or not, bro."}, {"start": 14106.44, "end": 14120.12, "text": " Oh, it is official."}, {"start": 14120.12, "end": 14134.76, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 14134.76, "end": 14136.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14139.960000000001, "end": 14143.300000000001, "text": " Downloaded a new steam client. Oh, we're getting off of steam"}, {"start": 14145.84, "end": 14147.84, "text": " Yeah, we're getting off the steam"}, {"start": 14152.32, "end": 14154.32, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14157.880000000001, "end": 14161.0, "text": " That sounds like everybody's gonna get kicked again"}, {"start": 14164.76, "end": 14170.92, "text": " Wait, did Kojima completely leave SOTY?"}, {"start": 14170.92, "end": 14174.800000000001, "text": " Wait, I thought he already left."}, {"start": 14174.800000000001, "end": 14178.04, "text": " If anything, he has...there's no exclusive PlayStation game."}, {"start": 14178.04, "end": 14180.880000000001, "text": " I thought he already did."}, {"start": 14180.880000000001, "end": 14190.36, "text": " Yeah, he already cut Kojima...Kojima Productions now, like, works."}, {"start": 14190.36, "end": 14192.0, "text": " He releases it on everything."}, {"start": 14192.0, "end": 14199.0, "text": " The Fizzit is an Xbox exclusive now, right?"}, {"start": 14202.28, "end": 14205.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14205.88, "end": 14209.78, "text": " Shit, he has like three games"}, {"start": 14209.78, "end": 14213.76, "text": " in development."}, {"start": 14213.76, "end": 14217.36, "text": " Yeah, you can't even go and maybe it is, they're actually prepping and even shut"}, {"start": 14217.36, "end": 14221.08, "text": " off the queue there, just waiting for this."}, {"start": 14221.08, "end": 14223.84, "text": " We gotta wait for the client now to push."}, {"start": 14225.88, "end": 14227.52, "text": " I can't even load up anymore."}, {"start": 14234.0, "end": 14239.0, "text": " Wanderberg was fun, but then Wanderberg kind of fell off fast."}, {"start": 14239.64, "end": 14242.96, "text": " It wasn't that exciting doing multiple things."}, {"start": 14251.08, "end": 14260.88, "text": " It's every single game, I know."}, {"start": 14260.88, "end": 14274.28, "text": " Check for steam client updates."}, {"start": 14274.28, "end": 14281.28, "text": " else stuck on logging in so they definitely are chilling here."}, {"start": 14304.28, "end": 14314.960000000001, "text": " buddy what else do I load up man I mean we have shroom and gloom let me actually download"}, {"start": 14314.960000000001, "end": 14315.960000000001, "text": " shroom and gloom"}, {"start": 14345.960000000001, "end": 14357.960000000001, "text": " Feels bad."}, {"start": 14357.960000000001, "end": 14365.160000000002, "text": " I'm logged in but unable to join any server."}, {"start": 14365.160000000002, "end": 14371.240000000002, "text": " Downloads started for you."}, {"start": 14371.24, "end": 14378.24, "text": " Lies."}, {"start": 14389.24, "end": 14392.24, "text": " Yeah, I guess might as well just wait for the update."}, {"start": 14392.24, "end": 14395.24, "text": " Shit, brah."}, {"start": 14395.24, "end": 14400.24, "text": " Shit, my guy."}, {"start": 14401.24, "end": 14410.8, "text": " Oh, it's another game."}, {"start": 14410.8, "end": 14416.24, "text": " I'm going to load up again."}, {"start": 14416.24, "end": 14419.24, "text": " And get, see the same error again."}, {"start": 14419.24, "end": 14420.24, "text": " I've decided."}, {"start": 14449.24, "end": 14458.68, "text": " Are you ever gonna bring back the where's my money bitch sound bite nah, probably not I'm more about this one now"}, {"start": 14471.8, "end": 14476.26, "text": " Wait you didn't hear it oh wait you didn't hear it"}, {"start": 14479.24, "end": 14481.24, "text": " Fuckin' ARIO!"}, {"start": 14481.24, "end": 14483.24, "text": " Fuckin'!"}, {"start": 14483.24, "end": 14485.24, "text": " You're fuckin'!"}, {"start": 14491.24, "end": 14493.24, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 14499.24, "end": 14501.24, "text": " This."}, {"start": 14503.24, "end": 14505.24, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 14509.24, "end": 14536.36, "text": " All right, we're waiting for this."}, {"start": 14536.36, "end": 14537.86, "text": " We're waiting for this people."}, {"start": 14537.86, "end": 14546.900000000001, "text": " We're waiting for this, this right here, prepare to download a new Steam Clint."}, {"start": 14550.1, "end": 14550.74, "text": " We're waiting."}, {"start": 14553.460000000001, "end": 14554.34, "text": " We gotta wait."}, {"start": 14558.900000000001, "end": 14562.900000000001, "text": " Assuming they gotta deploy the patch."}, {"start": 14562.9, "end": 14572.279999999999, "text": " They got to deploy the damn patch."}, {"start": 14572.279999999999, "end": 14580.279999999999, "text": " We got to wait."}, {"start": 14580.279999999999, "end": 14581.279999999999, "text": " What do you mean top left?"}, {"start": 14581.279999999999, "end": 14585.44, "text": " What are you talking about top left?"}, {"start": 14585.44, "end": 14588.96, "text": " Check for steam client update."}, {"start": 14588.96, "end": 14591.0, "text": " Is that actually what he meant?"}, {"start": 14591.0, "end": 14600.2, "text": " way a new fucking clean client steam client update is actually have to update steam for this game"}, {"start": 14605.48, "end": 14609.64, "text": " it does say he did say please prepare to download a new steam client"}, {"start": 14610.28, "end": 14616.04, "text": " I think that just means another like a hotfix yeah it's just a hotfix for the game"}, {"start": 14621.0, "end": 14623.0, "text": " Maybe you just worded it wrong"}, {"start": 14631.46, "end": 14633.46, "text": " Yeah, they worded that shit wrong dude"}, {"start": 14641.16, "end": 14646.3, "text": " You can check for updates but not always it doesn't always work"}, {"start": 14649.02, "end": 14650.86, "text": " Shit man"}, {"start": 14650.86, "end": 14655.94, "text": " Well, we have to wait man. I'm gonna wait for you guys to say you actually got in"}, {"start": 14660.720000000001, "end": 14663.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's definitely just a new build of the game"}, {"start": 14663.300000000001, "end": 14685.420000000002, "text": " I'm playing I think it's at the point now where if you got through the queue you're in and if you"}, {"start": 14685.42, "end": 14690.62, "text": " didn't they shut it down and yeah"}, {"start": 14715.42, "end": 14718.42, "text": " Or not."}, {"start": 14729.42, "end": 14732.42, "text": " They already logged everybody out."}, {"start": 14737.42, "end": 14739.42, "text": " Alright, yes."}, {"start": 14739.42, "end": 14751.14, "text": " But I did it do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do."}, {"start": 14751.14, "end": 14753.460000000001, "text": " Auto region."}, {"start": 14753.460000000001, "end": 14760.98, "text": " No, I broke it."}, {"start": 14760.98, "end": 14762.78, "text": " I broke it."}, {"start": 14762.78, "end": 14764.3, "text": " Shoot."}, {"start": 14764.300000000001, "end": 14770.580000000002, "text": " That's one way to break it."}, {"start": 14770.580000000002, "end": 14771.900000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14771.900000000001, "end": 14778.460000000001, "text": " Or there's just no community servers."}, {"start": 14778.460000000001, "end": 14783.18, "text": " That too."}, {"start": 14783.18, "end": 14786.660000000002, "text": " The servers that aren't 100 out of 100 are bugged."}, {"start": 14786.66, "end": 14788.66, "text": " You sure about that?"}, {"start": 14797.66, "end": 14802.56, "text": " You could have paid me to be so passionate for the 10th shooter slop release this year"}, {"start": 14803.22, "end": 14806.74, "text": " There hasn't been many shooter slops released this year though. What do you mean?"}, {"start": 14806.74, "end": 14811.22, "text": " I think this is the only one was high guard this year"}, {"start": 14816.66, "end": 14821.66, "text": " Yeah, was High Guard this year?"}, {"start": 14826.66, "end": 14828.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14831.66, "end": 14836.66, "text": " Yeah, like I said bro, Arc Raiders was literally the last one."}, {"start": 14846.66, "end": 14851.94, "text": " Bro, Marathon doesn't count."}, {"start": 14851.94, "end": 14853.74, "text": " Marathon barely got no."}, {"start": 14853.74, "end": 14856.42, "text": " I would actually say, shit fine."}, {"start": 14856.42, "end": 14860.56, "text": " In the history of it all, yes Marathon."}, {"start": 14860.56, "end": 14863.1, "text": " But still, that's it."}, {"start": 14863.1, "end": 14865.14, "text": " There's nothing shit."}, {"start": 14865.14, "end": 14872.539999999999, "text": " After this game, there's no other big FPS announced by any studio, other than like active"}, {"start": 14872.54, "end": 14879.78, "text": " matter and beautiful light which are like not gonna be that big I think unless"}, {"start": 14879.78, "end": 14885.900000000001, "text": " there's been a massive change there's no other big shooter lot launching right"}, {"start": 14885.900000000001, "end": 14893.62, "text": " there's no this is the last one that has been announced"}, {"start": 14893.62, "end": 14908.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, bro, Call of Duty is every year, dude."}, {"start": 14908.560000000001, "end": 14910.240000000002, "text": " And fine, Arma 4."}, {"start": 14910.240000000002, "end": 14912.58, "text": " Other than that, this is the last one."}, {"start": 14912.58, "end": 14917.740000000002, "text": " I guess there's also Nikita's new game."}, {"start": 14917.740000000002, "end": 14919.58, "text": " Fine, Nikita's?"}, {"start": 14919.58, "end": 14927.42, "text": " Okay, the only one now with potential coming out is Nikita's new game, if we're talking multiplayer."}, {"start": 14929.42, "end": 14933.42, "text": " That's it. The Space Tarkov is the only one with potential."}, {"start": 14949.58, "end": 14952.98, "text": " unless the Starcraft FPS gets announced."}, {"start": 14953.98, "end": 14955.34, "text": " True."}, {"start": 14960.02, "end": 14961.34, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 14961.34, "end": 14964.34, "text": " And then we do have the Daisy DLC,"}, {"start": 14964.34, "end": 14967.18, "text": " but that's DLC for a game that we all know of."}, {"start": 14974.38, "end": 14975.38, "text": " Chat, what do I do here?"}, {"start": 14975.38, "end": 14976.98, "text": " Should I try a different server?"}, {"start": 14976.98, "end": 14979.42, "text": " Anyone here actually getting into servers?"}, {"start": 14979.58, "end": 14989.3, "text": " That are not 100 of 100?"}, {"start": 14989.3, "end": 14992.26, "text": " I know there's a patch incoming, but there is no patch."}, {"start": 14992.26, "end": 14999.86, "text": " Who knows when it's being deployed?"}, {"start": 14999.86, "end": 15001.720000000001, "text": " yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ain't."}, {"start": 15021.640000000001, "end": 15027.58, "text": " Hey, our stalling stream, hey, yo, is it,"}, {"start": 15027.58, "end": 15030.4, "text": " yo, is something coming out tomorrow other than this game?"}, {"start": 15032.9, "end": 15033.98, "text": " Is there something else?"}, {"start": 15036.039999999999, "end": 15037.52, "text": " Cause I'm leaving this queue."}, {"start": 15039.98, "end": 15042.42, "text": " I don't- nothing's coming out tomorrow, right?"}, {"start": 15048.64, "end": 15051.64, "text": " Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!"}, {"start": 15057.58, "end": 15066.82, "text": " oh tomorrow day off dude I I still have not given this game a full blown gun"}, {"start": 15066.82, "end": 15076.58, "text": " there's so much to do in the game there's so many things to try oh and"}, {"start": 15076.58, "end": 15078.58, "text": " 15 minutes"}, {"start": 15085.86, "end": 15089.18, "text": " Vibe code your own game with Astra while we wait"}, {"start": 15092.9, "end": 15101.26, "text": " You know, maybe I should maybe I should vibe code a game and then just hope somebody with talent actually just copies the vibe coded game"}, {"start": 15106.58, "end": 15112.58, "text": " Why don't I make my own in that chivalry combat?"}, {"start": 15112.58, "end": 15117.58, "text": " Actually, no, that's all asset-based."}, {"start": 15124.58, "end": 15128.58, "text": " Br-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na."}, {"start": 15128.58, "end": 15148.58, "text": " Make my own gladio and glory."}, {"start": 15148.58, "end": 15153.5, "text": " I still think they should do the body cam style of Shiburi."}, {"start": 15153.5, "end": 15154.7, "text": " Someone needs to take that."}, {"start": 15154.7, "end": 15162.7, "text": " Shiv Devs need to take that and come out with like a DLC patch where it should combat with the body cam lens."}, {"start": 15166.7, "end": 15168.7, "text": " Doesn't always have to be a shooter."}, {"start": 15172.7, "end": 15177.7, "text": " Refreshing, join an empty server? You broke it dude."}, {"start": 15178.7, "end": 15180.7, "text": " I hit Refreshing, it broke."}, {"start": 15184.7, "end": 15191.02, "text": " So what's that the servers that aren't a hundred out of a hundred are broken?"}, {"start": 15191.02, "end": 15197.820000000002, "text": " Someone also did tell me to leave the server I was in."}, {"start": 15197.820000000002, "end": 15199.820000000002, "text": " Feels bad."}, {"start": 15214.7, "end": 15243.7, "text": " All right, let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 15243.7, "end": 15245.7, "text": " Try that server"}, {"start": 15253.26, "end": 15255.26, "text": " Wait was that it"}, {"start": 15273.7, "end": 15279.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, this one has a Q, dude."}, {"start": 15279.220000000001, "end": 15289.460000000001, "text": " This one has a Q, bro."}, {"start": 15289.460000000001, "end": 15290.460000000001, "text": " Waiting for..."}, {"start": 15290.460000000001, "end": 15293.460000000001, "text": " Dude, that means it's bugged."}, {"start": 15293.460000000001, "end": 15299.220000000001, "text": " Because I looked at yours and it was a hundred out of a hundred."}, {"start": 15299.220000000001, "end": 15308.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, this one has a full server queue."}, {"start": 15308.220000000001, "end": 15326.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, it could be old server stats and they're all offline."}, {"start": 15326.220000000001, "end": 15334.640000000001, "text": " Oh, so some of the servers are broken and capped on players."}, {"start": 15334.640000000001, "end": 15335.640000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 15335.640000000001, "end": 15343.420000000002, "text": " Dude, I keep hitting the fucking filter button."}, {"start": 15343.42, "end": 15346.28, "text": " do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do."}, {"start": 15348.22, "end": 15349.82, "text": " Central!"}, {"start": 15360.62, "end": 15362.44, "text": " Can I join JP?"}, {"start": 15369.5, "end": 15370.78, "text": " It doesn't work."}, {"start": 15373.42, "end": 15391.1, "text": " What the hell? Oh, wait, it did work. This one's waiting for players? Oh, six of six."}, {"start": 15391.1, "end": 15397.98, "text": " Alright, I'll stay in this queue until as soon as I get in, it's gonna be like, oh,"}, {"start": 15397.98, "end": 15404.98, "text": " What's that chat piss?"}, {"start": 15487.98, "end": 15504.98, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my good. I got red for life, but not right now."}, {"start": 15504.98, "end": 15534.96, "text": " I'm just sorry oh it's just it's just five"}, {"start": 15534.960000000001, "end": 15536.960000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 15558.000000000002, "end": 15561.04, "text": " Oh, yeah, I think I think it is just capped on the players"}, {"start": 15564.960000000001, "end": 15566.720000000001, "text": " And they only took like a hundred of us."}, {"start": 15573.12, "end": 15573.92, "text": " I'll afford."}, {"start": 15584.28, "end": 15585.560000000001, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 15585.560000000001, "end": 15587.880000000001, "text": " And then they're going to let people into the queue."}, {"start": 15590.160000000002, "end": 15591.240000000002, "text": " And waves."}, {"start": 15591.240000000002, "end": 15592.44, "text": " So this key matters."}, {"start": 15594.960000000001, "end": 15601.960000000001, "text": " Go people go go go."}, {"start": 15601.960000000001, "end": 15607.6, "text": " We're moving we're moving."}, {"start": 15607.6, "end": 15616.240000000002, "text": " Q waves Q waves we're going we're going."}, {"start": 15616.240000000002, "end": 15618.320000000002, "text": " Come on we gotta get in."}, {"start": 15618.320000000002, "end": 15623.800000000001, "text": " Log in server press any buttons come on come on."}, {"start": 15623.800000000001, "end": 15630.800000000001, "text": " I'm still in queue."}, {"start": 15630.800000000001, "end": 15636.28, "text": " No, the update just dropped."}, {"start": 15636.28, "end": 15641.840000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is their start."}, {"start": 15641.840000000002, "end": 15647.800000000001, "text": " Now everybody in servers are going to get kicked and then download the update and then get"}, {"start": 15647.800000000001, "end": 15650.36, "text": " back into this access denied shit."}, {"start": 15650.36, "end": 15660.36, "text": " Yeah, I already got the update, I got the pass."}, {"start": 15660.36, "end": 15675.480000000001, "text": " Buddy it was so fast you didn't see me update."}, {"start": 15675.480000000001, "end": 15676.480000000001, "text": " You got the pre-punch!"}, {"start": 15676.480000000001, "end": 15677.480000000001, "text": " You got the pre-punch!"}, {"start": 15677.48, "end": 15706.039999999999, "text": " much. Hey, I got the update, dude. There are two patches. Chat installed content"}, {"start": 15706.04, "end": 15709.800000000001, "text": " 4 20 p.m. someone hit me with that"}, {"start": 15713.720000000001, "end": 15715.720000000001, "text": " Right up to date"}, {"start": 15726.12, "end": 15728.12, "text": " Dude, this is it bro"}, {"start": 15728.12, "end": 15739.68, "text": " It has update now holy fuck one of you guys download it and tell me if it says it says"}, {"start": 15739.68, "end": 15756.6, "text": " that I already downloaded it bro holy shit I need one person that isn't a pepega yeah"}, {"start": 15756.6, "end": 15758.6, "text": " It's not up yet"}, {"start": 15781.56, "end": 15786.36, "text": " Build is two five two three eight seven two two. Thank you, bro"}, {"start": 15786.6, "end": 15796.36, "text": " the one guy I should VIP you bro yeah I already got it"}, {"start": 15803.0, "end": 15813.24, "text": " there's falling so everyone has two hours yeah maybe it's true if they"}, {"start": 15813.24, "end": 15815.24, "text": " If they launched tomorrow, it'd be even more fucked."}, {"start": 15825.24, "end": 15827.24, "text": " Are you gonna try out the no pixel launch?"}, {"start": 15827.24, "end": 15829.24, "text": " Ummm..."}, {"start": 15829.24, "end": 15831.24, "text": " I've been more watching it, overplaying it."}, {"start": 15831.24, "end": 15860.52, "text": " playing it. They should have launched Monday. You know what? They should have launched Monday."}, {"start": 15860.52, "end": 15862.52, "text": " Announcement is typing in discord. Oh"}, {"start": 15878.18, "end": 15880.4, "text": " It was a holiday in most countries"}, {"start": 15882.300000000001, "end": 15885.08, "text": " What can't sling the game fuck this"}, {"start": 15888.26, "end": 15890.26, "text": " Fuck this"}, {"start": 15890.52, "end": 15905.48, "text": " They're restarting their login queue."}, {"start": 15905.48, "end": 15913.0, "text": " So first they release the patch, then they're going to re-get everybody back into the login"}, {"start": 15913.0, "end": 15915.24, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15915.24, "end": 15928.76, "text": " And then we're going to go through it."}, {"start": 15928.76, "end": 15949.960000000001, "text": " The back end is offline and is rebooting it shortly."}, {"start": 15949.960000000001, "end": 15956.960000000001, "text": " It's gonna be in control batches."}, {"start": 15956.960000000001, "end": 15971.04, "text": " No, there's no other updates, now it's just kind of chilling and waiting."}, {"start": 15971.04, "end": 15975.960000000001, "text": " Now we're just waiting to get into the queue."}, {"start": 15975.960000000001, "end": 15990.720000000001, "text": " Oof!"}, {"start": 15990.720000000001, "end": 15991.720000000001, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 15991.720000000001, "end": 15996.240000000002, "text": " Yo, it just shut off by itself."}, {"start": 15996.240000000002, "end": 15999.960000000001, "text": " Yo, all my friends are in game."}, {"start": 15999.960000000001, "end": 16004.68, "text": " All these people, everybody who, all these people are in game."}, {"start": 16004.68, "end": 16011.68, "text": " What the hell dude?"}, {"start": 16034.68, "end": 16046.12, "text": " Just play Metal of Honor."}, {"start": 16046.12, "end": 16050.2, "text": " They tried bringing that game back."}, {"start": 16050.2, "end": 16052.2, "text": " They tried."}, {"start": 16052.2, "end": 16067.68, "text": " All right, does that tell you how much people have made overall?"}, {"start": 16067.68, "end": 16068.68, "text": " On Steam?"}, {"start": 16068.68, "end": 16069.880000000001, "text": " Oh, so that's overall."}, {"start": 16069.880000000001, "end": 16072.320000000002, "text": " That's not current in-game profit."}, {"start": 16072.320000000002, "end": 16073.320000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16073.32, "end": 16074.119999999999, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16083.64, "end": 16086.6, "text": " Wait, is it a session profit? Or a lifetime?"}, {"start": 16089.48, "end": 16095.96, "text": " Because I just saw Bikeman restart and then... Oh wait a minute. Oh, it's session based. Oh."}, {"start": 16103.32, "end": 16109.68, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16109.68, "end": 16112.94, "text": " two"}, {"start": 16112.94, "end": 16115.119999999999, "text": " boys"}, {"start": 16115.119999999999, "end": 16122.16, "text": " said"}, {"start": 16122.16, "end": 16126.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16126.96, "end": 16132.72, "text": " two hours until Europe is a bed"}, {"start": 16132.720000000001, "end": 16139.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, I've go to sleep early tonight."}, {"start": 16139.720000000001, "end": 16147.240000000002, "text": " Get the bed, go to bed right now."}, {"start": 16147.240000000002, "end": 16150.240000000002, "text": " How much now where does this back end have?"}, {"start": 16150.240000000002, "end": 16158.080000000002, "text": " They have like how many processes open?"}, {"start": 16158.08, "end": 16187.56, "text": " they restart what the hell update router"}, {"start": 16188.66, "end": 16195.96, "text": " You need to update game due to hot picks you might need to restart steam now, bro. We already did that man. We already did that"}, {"start": 16201.7, "end": 16204.66, "text": " Already did it bro. We got the update boys. We got the update"}, {"start": 16205.7, "end": 16210.46, "text": " Everybody relax now. We're trying to get into the second part of all this"}, {"start": 16210.460000000001, "end": 16231.220000000001, "text": " That damn helicopter is waiting for me."}, {"start": 16231.220000000001, "end": 16251.340000000002, "text": " Mine just says logging in now."}, {"start": 16251.340000000002, "end": 16254.500000000002, "text": " Come on buddy."}, {"start": 16254.500000000002, "end": 16257.460000000001, "text": " Yeah everybody's on this same screen right now."}, {"start": 16257.460000000001, "end": 16267.94, "text": " What do you mean weak hands, bro?"}, {"start": 16267.94, "end": 16270.86, "text": " I don't believe any of you Halloween glazers."}, {"start": 16270.86, "end": 16272.740000000002, "text": " I don't believe any of you."}, {"start": 16272.740000000002, "end": 16275.980000000001, "text": " You'll come to fruition soon after you get your lulls out."}, {"start": 16275.980000000001, "end": 16282.140000000001, "text": " You're gonna be like, wow, this game actually sucks."}, {"start": 16282.140000000001, "end": 16284.140000000001, "text": " Get your little lulls out."}, {"start": 16284.140000000001, "end": 16285.86, "text": " Okay, get your little lulls out."}, {"start": 16285.86, "end": 16286.86, "text": " You'll know."}, {"start": 16286.86, "end": 16312.58, "text": " it soon. At least those servers are up. Yeah, cause there's like one hundred, one one thousandth"}, {"start": 16312.58, "end": 16330.34, "text": " of the amount of people playing all right shrouds not in all right good that's the determining"}, {"start": 16330.34, "end": 16337.98, "text": " factor shrouds not in anymore okay the back end is down"}, {"start": 16337.98, "end": 16347.98, "text": " Alright. Damn, already 4.30? Why did I go live today, boys? I should have just chilled."}, {"start": 16347.98, "end": 16354.38, "text": " I should have just chilled. Could have logged in yesterday, you know? Or today? Or tomorrow?"}, {"start": 16354.380000000001, "end": 16356.720000000001, "text": " I mean before and I've been great"}, {"start": 16384.38, "end": 16392.260000000002, "text": " You know what I could play something else, but then as soon as I do it's gonna be like oh my god the queues working"}, {"start": 16392.260000000002, "end": 16397.84, "text": " And they said they're gonna start letting people in and waves. I want to be a part of wave one"}, {"start": 16398.940000000002, "end": 16400.940000000002, "text": " Hopefully"}, {"start": 16414.38, "end": 16437.56, "text": " extended stream today? I wouldn't man I shouldn't even be here right now you baited"}, {"start": 16437.56, "end": 16443.98, "text": " me with solo best sniper and you're just clicking a button bro I didn't get"}, {"start": 16443.98, "end": 16454.38, "text": " Get into the area to show that I'm the best sniper."}, {"start": 16454.38, "end": 16469.1, "text": " I can show you once I'm in."}, {"start": 16469.1, "end": 16487.76, "text": " I'm about to go turn on the back end myself I'm about to go do it I'm about to go do it"}, {"start": 16487.76, "end": 16494.559999999998, "text": " yeah what even is the back end is it just like a bunch of mo is it servers but then like a"}, {"start": 16494.56, "end": 16500.280000000002, "text": " a bunch of a server cluster to then a server cluster for the back end and a"}, {"start": 16500.280000000002, "end": 16505.600000000002, "text": " server cluster for the login queue and then a server cluster for the actual"}, {"start": 16505.600000000002, "end": 16507.960000000003, "text": " servers"}, {"start": 16507.96, "end": 16530.719999999998, "text": " with a couple of hamsters."}, {"start": 16530.72, "end": 16559.72, "text": " Come on buddy, come on buddy, five hours one match played true."}, {"start": 16559.72, "end": 16569.72, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 16569.72, "end": 16579.16, "text": " Embark, make a new game."}, {"start": 16579.16, "end": 16580.16, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16580.16, "end": 16583.760000000002, "text": " What would Embark's new game be?"}, {"start": 16583.760000000002, "end": 16586.760000000002, "text": " They have some shit in, uh, development."}, {"start": 16596.960000000003, "end": 16600.160000000003, "text": " Wait, yeah, how much is this game? 40 bucks?"}, {"start": 16602.760000000002, "end": 16603.960000000003, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 16606.660000000003, "end": 16609.760000000002, "text": " 400,000 players, 40 bucks."}, {"start": 16610.260000000002, "end": 16612.36, "text": " Team 17 published."}, {"start": 16612.36, "end": 16623.36, "text": " This is probably, wow, this is probably Team 17's biggest, if not top five game."}, {"start": 16624.36, "end": 16637.36, "text": " The devs obviously their best game ever, but for Team 17, holy shit, look how fucking how massive of a catalog Team 17 has."}, {"start": 16637.36, "end": 16646.600000000002, "text": " They have so much shit. Even the producers, publishers of Hell Let Loose."}, {"start": 16646.600000000002, "end": 16650.0, "text": " Hell Let Loose concurrent was nowhere near this amount."}, {"start": 16650.0, "end": 16659.600000000002, "text": " That's fucking crazy. God damn."}, {"start": 16659.6, "end": 16664.719999999998, "text": " And then 40 times. Hey, yo, it's gross. It's not net"}, {"start": 16667.12, "end": 16669.12, "text": " 400,000 players"}, {"start": 16670.039999999997, "end": 16672.039999999997, "text": " 16 million"}, {"start": 16672.8, "end": 16674.8, "text": " Mixed I mean no shit"}, {"start": 16676.32, "end": 16681.96, "text": " They are big yeah, but this is like bro this bulkhead studio their last game"}, {"start": 16681.96, "end": 16685.44, "text": " I don't know battalion. I played this for a little bit"}, {"start": 16685.44, "end": 16690.82, "text": " 2019 I played this for six hours but this is before it was this was in-house"}, {"start": 16690.82, "end": 16699.32, "text": " published this was in-house published it played like Cod 2 it kind of looks like"}, {"start": 16699.32, "end": 16705.719999999998, "text": " Cod 2 as well especially this looks like Carrington with the shotgun"}, {"start": 16707.64, "end": 16714.079999999998, "text": " battalion was probably like 20,000 players max or something not even so like"}, {"start": 16714.08, "end": 16720.320000000003, "text": " this is actually even other server issues this is such a massive fucking hit in"}, {"start": 16720.320000000003, "end": 16729.72, "text": " terms of how popular this is that it's actually insane like this is huge I did"}, {"start": 16729.72, "end": 16735.84, "text": " it I don't even think the publisher realized that there's this game it"}, {"start": 16735.84, "end": 16739.280000000002, "text": " doesn't matter what you think of the game it doesn't matter like this game I"}, {"start": 16739.280000000002, "end": 16743.800000000003, "text": " agree it's not it's not gonna be it's not our creators cooked it's not like a"}, {"start": 16743.8, "end": 16748.64, "text": " Holy fuck game it does things well the animations are good the sounds are good"}, {"start": 16749.2, "end": 16754.88, "text": " It's a different style a game mode, but like 300,000 fucking players in this shit"}, {"start": 16759.239999999998, "end": 16764.36, "text": " It's a basic yeah, yeah, it's not doing anything too crazy, but"}, {"start": 16768.44, "end": 16773.76, "text": " Yeah, I don't think I don't think the publisher realized how big this game was actually gonna how many players"}, {"start": 16773.8, "end": 16790.96, "text": " it was actually going to attract that's not even glazing buddy at this point I"}, {"start": 16790.96, "end": 16802.719999999998, "text": " I don't know what to tell you dude, a low IQ meme, I'm suffering from success."}, {"start": 16820.96, "end": 16835.36, "text": " All right, it won't work today play something else"}, {"start": 16835.36, "end": 16859.36, "text": " else? Nah. If BF6 did a mode like this, um, you know what? I don't know if that would"}, {"start": 16859.36, "end": 16871.36, "text": " necessarily translate the same way this game plays a lot more tactically it's a"}, {"start": 16871.36, "end": 16878.04, "text": " lot more tactical battlefield if they just did a game of like this I don't"}, {"start": 16878.04, "end": 16884.32, "text": " know if it would be enough yeah this systems in this game it's like it's like"}, {"start": 16884.32, "end": 16890.6, "text": " us milsim light yeah I would say battlefield is great but it's it's still"}, {"start": 16890.6, "end": 16897.52, "text": " too arcadey the movement and the guns this is way more is a bit more weighted"}, {"start": 16897.52, "end": 16902.8, "text": " the pacing would be too fast in a battlefield setting"}, {"start": 16905.8, "end": 16912.079999999998, "text": " people should give bf6 another chance I mean I gave it they have done a good"}, {"start": 16912.08, "end": 16916.24, "text": " job on the game it is fun to play out I got back addicted to it playing it until"}, {"start": 16916.24, "end": 16923.08, "text": " it like just broke it's just broke"}, {"start": 16934.84, "end": 16940.0, "text": " I did I loaded it up on the new PC I don't play it though"}, {"start": 16942.08, "end": 16949.68, "text": " Yeah, it's a streamlined middle ground between battlefield and milsim. It's not too much of a milsim, and it's not too battlefieldy"}, {"start": 16949.68, "end": 16951.68, "text": " It's right in the middle. I"}, {"start": 16953.640000000003, "end": 16960.640000000003, "text": " Think right now the incentive of playing this too is when you play battlefield like you just want to"}, {"start": 16961.88, "end": 16969.36, "text": " Unlocking things in battlefield isn't fun. This game. I want to unlock things. I don't know. It's weird"}, {"start": 16969.36, "end": 16977.48, "text": " When I play battlefield I don't really give a fuck about unlocking whereas psychologically"}, {"start": 16977.48, "end": 16984.28, "text": " right now when I play this game I want to unlock."}, {"start": 16984.28, "end": 16987.28, "text": " I guess this game's economy is more enticing?"}, {"start": 16987.28, "end": 16989.4, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16989.4, "end": 16990.8, "text": " That's not even hating."}, {"start": 16990.8, "end": 16992.36, "text": " That's not even hating."}, {"start": 16992.36, "end": 16998.36, "text": " Like I've never been like oh my god I want to play a battlefield under unlocking things."}, {"start": 16998.36, "end": 17006.32, "text": " huh dude it's not glazing brah you're literally stupid you think a discussion"}, {"start": 17006.32, "end": 17011.28, "text": " is glazing like you're actually fucking cooked buddy"}, {"start": 17019.32, "end": 17023.32, "text": " brah it's so emotional"}, {"start": 17028.36, "end": 17036.420000000002, "text": " new tweet from devs bro what are you talking about says me he is emotional if someone says"}, {"start": 17036.420000000002, "end": 17042.22, "text": " glazing they're fucking emotional why else they're hearing it and that's the that's"}, {"start": 17042.22, "end": 17044.420000000002, "text": " what they're getting from the conversation"}, {"start": 17044.420000000002, "end": 17060.100000000002, "text": " Unlocks to BF is like loading a FIFA and having to unlock Barcelona by playing a"}, {"start": 17060.1, "end": 17063.539999999997, "text": " Uh, a Deetus first or something?"}, {"start": 17063.539999999997, "end": 17066.66, "text": " Yeah, I didn't get that reference."}, {"start": 17066.66, "end": 17068.699999999997, "text": " The FIFAers got it."}, {"start": 17078.98, "end": 17082.899999999998, "text": " True, what if I could load up armor and fly and people would be like,"}, {"start": 17082.899999999998, "end": 17086.1, "text": " Oh fuck, I could just say I'm playing on medium settings."}, {"start": 17090.1, "end": 17092.1, "text": " He's in!"}, {"start": 17092.1, "end": 17097.1, "text": " How's he in?"}, {"start": 17111.1, "end": 17113.1, "text": " Arma looks way better."}, {"start": 17113.1, "end": 17119.1, "text": " Uh, Arma turned all the way up."}, {"start": 17119.1, "end": 17123.1, "text": " But the problem with Arma is, there's fuckin' microstudders."}, {"start": 17133.579999999998, "end": 17136.5, "text": " And, yeah, I don't know man."}, {"start": 17146.62, "end": 17148.48, "text": " My game is loading."}, {"start": 17149.1, "end": 17156.1, "text": " Armors, yeah, performance and de-sync is always the curse of Arma."}, {"start": 17156.1, "end": 17161.34, "text": " This game, it doesn't have either."}, {"start": 17161.34, "end": 17167.579999999998, "text": " Dude, I fucking love- what are you talking about dude?"}, {"start": 17167.579999999998, "end": 17172.42, "text": " It's the truth about Arma, it's great but it does have- it's always been the problem"}, {"start": 17172.42, "end": 17174.42, "text": " with fucking Arma."}, {"start": 17174.42, "end": 17177.14, "text": " It's always been the fucking problem."}, {"start": 17177.14, "end": 17178.399999999998, "text": " I'm in queue now?"}, {"start": 17181.84, "end": 17183.96, "text": " Wow, nice priority access."}, {"start": 17184.94, "end": 17185.84, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 17187.94, "end": 17190.94, "text": " Nice regular fucking clip access."}, {"start": 17200.78, "end": 17202.079999999998, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 17202.2, "end": 17202.88, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 17202.88, "end": 17217.48, "text": " I'll take that I'll take that all right let the games commence get me in a fucking"}, {"start": 17217.48, "end": 17241.68, "text": " Headly I'm ready!"}, {"start": 17241.68, "end": 17244.079999999998, "text": " Yeah man, I got a balance at 630 as well"}, {"start": 17244.08, "end": 17246.480000000003, "text": " I got like an hour in so to play"}, {"start": 17246.48, "end": 17276.12, "text": " Hit up some Suica, alright 23k in Q."}, {"start": 17276.12, "end": 17278.12, "text": " You know what that means."}, {"start": 17278.12, "end": 17280.12, "text": " You know what that means."}, {"start": 17288.12, "end": 17289.12, "text": " 587?"}, {"start": 17289.12, "end": 17290.12, "text": " And he's from Argentina?"}, {"start": 17290.12, "end": 17292.12, "text": " We're fucked."}, {"start": 17292.12, "end": 17293.12, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 17293.12, "end": 17294.12, "text": " Malacca, Pizzari!"}, {"start": 17294.12, "end": 17295.12, "text": " Pizzari!"}, {"start": 17295.12, "end": 17296.12, "text": " Bah-"}, {"start": 17296.12, "end": 17297.12, "text": " Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 17297.12, "end": 17301.12, "text": " Dude, what is up with Turkey and fucking Malaysia all day?"}, {"start": 17301.12, "end": 17306.12, "text": " It's literally Turkey and Malaysia all day"}, {"start": 17313.399999999998, "end": 17315.399999999998, "text": " Get the fuck out of here, buddy"}, {"start": 17316.6, "end": 17318.6, "text": " Get the fuck out of here"}, {"start": 17328.52, "end": 17330.52, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 17331.12, "end": 17339.12, "text": " Come on, trash can meta. Alpha. Interesting."}, {"start": 17339.12, "end": 17351.12, "text": " Kacambas. I don't know why I'm reading that for info."}, {"start": 17351.12, "end": 17359.12, "text": " Okay, this is Portuguese. Is this Portugal? I'm feeling Portugal right now."}, {"start": 17359.12, "end": 17368.039999999997, "text": " My god, I'm feeling Portugal. Holy shit. I'm wrong. It's Brazil god damn. I mean Portuguese. I"}, {"start": 17368.52, "end": 17371.039999999997, "text": " Don't know we're in Brazil. I'll take it though"}, {"start": 17372.2, "end": 17374.64, "text": " Buddy same continent asshole"}, {"start": 17376.559999999998, "end": 17378.559999999998, "text": " Don't you border this shit"}, {"start": 17384.239999999998, "end": 17386.239999999998, "text": " Dude he lives next door"}, {"start": 17389.12, "end": 17406.219999999998, "text": " What the fuck is that what no way"}, {"start": 17406.22, "end": 17407.22, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 17410.22, "end": 17411.22, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 17414.22, "end": 17415.22, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 17417.22, "end": 17419.22, "text": " Nooooo."}, {"start": 17420.22, "end": 17424.22, "text": " Oh yeah, no shit dude. Why am I- Bro, what am I even doing right now?"}, {"start": 17424.22, "end": 17425.22, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17427.22, "end": 17428.22, "text": " Ho Chi!"}, {"start": 17429.22, "end": 17430.22, "text": " Ho Chi!"}, {"start": 17431.22, "end": 17432.22, "text": " Ho Chi man, it's Hanoi."}, {"start": 17433.22, "end": 17434.22, "text": " Hanoi."}, {"start": 17434.22, "end": 17443.420000000002, "text": " I'll take it yeah they haven't they haven't we're all stuck in the fucking queue to go"}, {"start": 17443.420000000002, "end": 17455.780000000002, "text": " to Disney World we're stuck Aliaman Karamanamara Speciery what language is that"}, {"start": 17455.78, "end": 17463.78, "text": " Malacca, Bulgazi, Organize. Yeah, this feels like Turkey again."}, {"start": 17463.78, "end": 17468.78, "text": " Havali Mani. This feels like fucking Turkey again."}, {"start": 17470.78, "end": 17472.78, "text": " It's like Turkey grease."}, {"start": 17474.78, "end": 17476.78, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17481.78, "end": 17483.78, "text": " I think it's Turkish."}, {"start": 17483.78, "end": 17489.78, "text": " Basladik, goop-loo. Yo, I think it's Turkey."}, {"start": 17491.78, "end": 17493.78, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 17499.78, "end": 17502.78, "text": " Fuck, I don't know where in Turkey it is."}, {"start": 17503.78, "end": 17507.78, "text": " So I'm just gonna go close Izmir."}, {"start": 17508.78, "end": 17511.78, "text": " Don't be east! Don't be east!"}, {"start": 17511.78, "end": 17520.98, "text": " Oh my god. Get the fuck out of here. God damn it."}, {"start": 17533.699999999997, "end": 17539.199999999997, "text": " Yeah, I swear that guy's shirt was the colors of the Mexican flag, but I don't"}, {"start": 17539.2, "end": 17541.2, "text": " I don't think we're in Mexico."}, {"start": 17545.2, "end": 17547.2, "text": " Come on out, this is Portuguese."}, {"start": 17547.2, "end": 17549.2, "text": " Rio Coco."}, {"start": 17549.2, "end": 17551.2, "text": " It could be Brazil again."}, {"start": 17553.2, "end": 17555.2, "text": " Talk to me, man."}, {"start": 17555.2, "end": 17557.2, "text": " This has something."}, {"start": 17559.2, "end": 17561.2, "text": " Wait, I see goddess,"}, {"start": 17561.2, "end": 17563.2, "text": " governor, federal,"}, {"start": 17563.2, "end": 17565.2, "text": " uh, avancando."}, {"start": 17565.2, "end": 17567.2, "text": " Bitch, what are you the government of?"}, {"start": 17567.2, "end": 17576.12, "text": " Coco is a fucking Disney movie."}, {"start": 17576.12, "end": 17581.12, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 17581.12, "end": 17587.24, "text": " What government asshole?"}, {"start": 17587.24, "end": 17590.64, "text": " Are you kidding, bro?"}, {"start": 17590.64, "end": 17594.2, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 17594.2, "end": 17595.2, "text": " We're gonna brazil."}, {"start": 17595.2, "end": 17597.2, "text": " I don't know who else speaks Portuguese."}, {"start": 17597.2, "end": 17600.2, "text": " I have no- who the fuck now speaks Portuguese?"}, {"start": 17600.2, "end": 17601.2, "text": " It's Brazil again."}, {"start": 17601.2, "end": 17603.2, "text": " It was Brazil again."}, {"start": 17603.2, "end": 17606.2, "text": " This guy- bro, is his neighbor?"}, {"start": 17606.2, "end": 17607.2, "text": " Twice."}, {"start": 17609.2, "end": 17610.2, "text": " And he's a higher ranked."}, {"start": 17610.2, "end": 17611.2, "text": " This is ranked."}, {"start": 17611.2, "end": 17613.2, "text": " He goes there on vacation."}, {"start": 17620.2, "end": 17623.2, "text": " Okay, we're in, uh, Germany."}, {"start": 17625.2, "end": 17635.8, "text": " Perfect! Don't tell me it's Austria. Don't tell me it's Austria."}, {"start": 17640.04, "end": 17651.920000000002, "text": " I will always check the trash cans. Fuck. Yeah, this queue has not moved."}, {"start": 17655.2, "end": 17660.2, "text": " Shit man."}, {"start": 17665.2, "end": 17669.2, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 17669.2, "end": 17670.2, "text": " City."}, {"start": 17670.2, "end": 17671.2, "text": " Loser."}, {"start": 17676.2, "end": 17680.2, "text": " I think it's Germany."}, {"start": 17680.2, "end": 17683.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17683.2, "end": 17695.5, "text": " Oh, get the fuck out of here, bro, you know what, you know what, I actually saw, I saw Zurich and I did, I just assumed it wasn't Switzerland at all."}, {"start": 17695.5, "end": 17700.2, "text": " I thought it was just like, oh yeah, that looks familiar, but we're definitely in Germany."}, {"start": 17702.8, "end": 17707.2, "text": " The comeback, boys. The comeback. Holy shit."}, {"start": 17708.0, "end": 17709.2, "text": " The comeback."}, {"start": 17710.2, "end": 17712.8, "text": " He doesn't know. He doesn't know."}, {"start": 17713.2, "end": 17720.2, "text": " Ja ja ja ja. Finally, my backyard."}, {"start": 17724.2, "end": 17729.2, "text": " Get the fuck out of here, dude. Go further north!"}, {"start": 17732.2, "end": 17739.2, "text": " Shit on. Alright, come on! Tied it! Tied it! Here we go."}, {"start": 17743.2, "end": 17758.04, "text": " Okay, we're at the Oman UAE Ministry of Health what the fuck is this Hogwarts"}, {"start": 17758.04, "end": 17782.4, "text": " Dolph? I mean, I think Oman is on Geogesser. It could be Katar, but I think it could be Katar."}, {"start": 17782.4, "end": 17790.4, "text": " I forgot if Oman is on Geo-Yeser. Fuck, I forgot if it is."}, {"start": 17790.4, "end": 17798.4, "text": " And we got two gulfs. Which gulf are we talking about?"}, {"start": 17802.4, "end": 17810.4, "text": " Any mini-minimo catch a tiger by the toe if he hollers let him go."}, {"start": 17812.4, "end": 17828.72, "text": " there it is there it is there it is there it is the Gamba"}, {"start": 17828.72, "end": 17835.72, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17837.06, "end": 17842.06, "text": " deleted"}, {"start": 17842.68, "end": 17848.08, "text": " this could be a cosmetic you"}, {"start": 17848.08, "end": 17852.32, "text": " why would you see sir and assume germany because i had saw a lot of german"}, {"start": 17852.32, "end": 17855.300000000003, "text": " and i just assumed i was in germany and i saw sir"}, {"start": 17855.300000000003, "end": 17856.74, "text": " but i didn't"}, {"start": 17856.74, "end": 17861.38, "text": " It looked like Zurich Switzerland, but I just was like, oh, it's probably just a word."}, {"start": 17869.06, "end": 17873.54, "text": " Buddy, I was just in the- you saw Zurich twice on the trash cans? Oh."}, {"start": 17873.920000000002, "end": 17874.420000000002, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 17879.74, "end": 17883.02, "text": " Don't re-queue? I feel like- I've seen this before."}, {"start": 17884.140000000003, "end": 17885.980000000003, "text": " Yeah, we've all been in the PA-queue."}, {"start": 17886.74, "end": 17889.74, "text": " They're gonna open the gates. We just have to wait."}, {"start": 17895.74, "end": 17899.74, "text": " Mt. Cook! Galadine! Fairly! Arracky!"}, {"start": 17901.74, "end": 17903.74, "text": " Um, Ranjitata."}, {"start": 17905.74, "end": 17906.74, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 17908.74, "end": 17909.74, "text": " Is this..."}, {"start": 17909.74, "end": 17923.820000000003, "text": " I'm locked. What the fuck is this? What language is this? Ice gun? Christchurch? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17923.820000000003, "end": 17938.260000000002, "text": " New Zealand? Oh my god, that actually makes sense. Holy shit. Ow. Alright. The comeback."}, {"start": 17938.260000000002, "end": 17939.7, "text": " The comeback boys."}, {"start": 17941.06, "end": 17941.86, "text": " The comeback."}, {"start": 17944.260000000002, "end": 17948.9, "text": " Dude, this guy's 960 rated? Are you fucking kidding me, dude?"}, {"start": 17951.18, "end": 17951.68, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 17957.340000000004, "end": 17959.18, "text": " 960 rating?"}, {"start": 17959.9, "end": 17966.300000000003, "text": " This kid probably, his parents put him in like the fucking geography beat instead of the spelling beat."}, {"start": 17966.3, "end": 17978.3, "text": " I'm like half his rank I'm not winning this I'm not winning this shit"}, {"start": 17981.34, "end": 17995.02, "text": " this is the bro this is rig rig game is making you farm me this is a bro this"}, {"start": 17995.02, "end": 17998.82, "text": " this is fucked up I'm being farmed"}, {"start": 18008.38, "end": 18017.3, "text": " how do you expect me to beat this fucking guy dot e you what"}, {"start": 18025.02, "end": 18032.02, "text": " What? Spark-ass? Bonhoeff, Eggmoon, Luncheon, Rigginsburg?"}, {"start": 18032.02, "end": 18035.02, "text": " Who the fuck has a .EU?"}, {"start": 18038.02, "end": 18039.02, "text": " Um, I have no idea."}, {"start": 18040.02, "end": 18044.02, "text": " What? .EU? It's just Germany?"}, {"start": 18048.02, "end": 18050.02, "text": " He found the exact street."}, {"start": 18051.02, "end": 18054.02, "text": " Oh yeah, I did too kind of, accidentally."}, {"start": 18055.02, "end": 18066.02, "text": " oh shit America I think could be Canada oh shit where's this guy from okay come"}, {"start": 18066.02, "end": 18074.98, "text": " on come on Italy oh shit come on crit hit Portland Maine are we in Maine do I"}, {"start": 18074.98, "end": 18081.54, "text": " one tap it and assume this is Portland Maine do I one tap it that is caught"}, {"start": 18081.54, "end": 18084.06, "text": " That's common. There's many portlands."}, {"start": 18085.06, "end": 18088.06, "text": " This is a hard potential."}, {"start": 18090.56, "end": 18095.48, "text": " It's hard to- I actually don't even think- it doesn't really- oh my god, he's there too."}, {"start": 18097.4, "end": 18098.9, "text": " Fuck this guy."}, {"start": 18100.100000000002, "end": 18106.86, "text": " Holy shit, he's shit on me, man. It was fucking Portland, fucking Canada, or something."}, {"start": 18107.68, "end": 18109.68, "text": " Portland, what the- where the fuck?"}, {"start": 18111.54, "end": 18117.54, "text": " Oh, yeah the camera was going wait where was that?"}, {"start": 18120.74, "end": 18126.38, "text": " Where was that that was a heavy Portland, Oregon"}, {"start": 18127.780000000002, "end": 18131.24, "text": " There's you zoom in I saw Vancouver. I was like come on man"}, {"start": 18132.3, "end": 18138.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, it was I know I know it was a very heavy. It was heavy. I was just seeing if I could crit him"}, {"start": 18141.54, "end": 18148.54, "text": " It said Mt. St. Helens, uh..."}, {"start": 18163.14, "end": 18166.82, "text": " Wait..."}, {"start": 18166.82, "end": 18170.18, "text": " Oh no..."}, {"start": 18170.18, "end": 18170.82, "text": " SUMMIT!"}, {"start": 18172.1, "end": 18172.82, "text": " SUMMIT!"}, {"start": 18175.06, "end": 18176.58, "text": " Alright boys, I need a heli."}, {"start": 18176.82, "end": 18177.86, "text": " I need a heli."}, {"start": 18178.18, "end": 18179.22, "text": " I need a heli."}, {"start": 18191.86, "end": 18193.7, "text": " Yeah, assuming the servers work."}, {"start": 18195.14, "end": 18196.98, "text": " Cause it might just end up being the same thing."}, {"start": 18200.18, "end": 18229.18, "text": " I think they're definitely pacing the game."}, {"start": 18229.18, "end": 18232.78, "text": " facing the amount of people that get in."}, {"start": 18235.12, "end": 18236.66, "text": " They're making it a bit slower."}, {"start": 18247.58, "end": 18249.920000000002, "text": " Geogacer greater than war dogs?"}, {"start": 18251.46, "end": 18255.4, "text": " Geogacer is fun in, you know, here and there."}, {"start": 18255.4, "end": 18265.800000000003, "text": " I do. I want to make AA and shoot down hellies. Or maybe get a launcher, but the launcher's"}, {"start": 18265.800000000003, "end": 18273.16, "text": " a one tap. Unless, can you take a... What if you take a truck and fill it with launchers?"}, {"start": 18273.16, "end": 18276.0, "text": " Is it a one tap?"}, {"start": 18276.0, "end": 18284.88, "text": " I don't know if it's a one tap."}, {"start": 18284.88, "end": 18290.96, "text": " Oh, a C4."}, {"start": 18290.96, "end": 18297.4, "text": " Yeah, they're definitely pacing."}, {"start": 18297.4, "end": 18303.44, "text": " Yeah, they're definitely pacing the Q."}, {"start": 18303.44, "end": 18309.559999999998, "text": " Maybe they just brought so many people that were letting in so fast."}, {"start": 18309.559999999998, "end": 18316.76, "text": " I'm gonna play Wolverine, I saw the reviews, I'm still gonna try it."}, {"start": 18316.76, "end": 18321.359999999997, "text": " Buddy, I played the fucking Mortal Kombat single-player games."}, {"start": 18321.359999999997, "end": 18325.52, "text": " You go in knowing they're bad, but like, they're content."}, {"start": 18325.52, "end": 18330.879999999997, "text": " I don't know, it's literally gonna be a linear fucking game, it'll be a popcorn game."}, {"start": 18330.88, "end": 18336.120000000003, "text": " I'm not going in thinking to be like moved like I'm playing the last of us or some shit. It's Wolverine"}, {"start": 18337.0, "end": 18339.4, "text": " He snarls and claws people"}, {"start": 18339.4, "end": 18362.88, "text": " I mean shit I didn't give it a six we're coming off of a 10 they gave from Onimusha"}, {"start": 18362.88, "end": 18369.74, "text": " And I actually judge them for giving on a musha at 10. It was really good"}, {"start": 18370.24, "end": 18372.24, "text": " But I said dude the riffs"}, {"start": 18374.8, "end": 18376.8, "text": " It was not a 10"}, {"start": 18385.4, "end": 18391.16, "text": " On a musha with did on a musha was so good. I had I actually really liked the game. I enjoyed it thoroughly"}, {"start": 18392.88, "end": 18398.0, "text": " No, the automobile show did the deflections."}, {"start": 18398.0, "end": 18405.120000000003, "text": " Oh, if Phantom Blade feels better than that, like they actually did a really, really good"}, {"start": 18405.120000000003, "end": 18407.5, "text": " job on the combat."}, {"start": 18407.5, "end": 18409.88, "text": " I wasn't even issening a lot."}, {"start": 18409.88, "end": 18414.4, "text": " I like never really fully did the issens."}, {"start": 18414.4, "end": 18421.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, the combat was like, it felt like a great action RPG."}, {"start": 18421.28, "end": 18430.34, "text": " skill check oh it's so nice the content was just repetitive and then the bosses"}, {"start": 18430.34, "end": 18432.98, "text": " were insane"}, {"start": 18444.98, "end": 18451.1, "text": " insomniac Marvel sloped nerds they even fumbled spider-man 2"}, {"start": 18451.28, "end": 18463.28, "text": " You know what man? Did they fumble Spider-Man 2? Or is it just that like Spider-Man is good, but like it's a fucking superhero video game?"}, {"start": 18464.28, "end": 18468.28, "text": " I mean I guess then you say well look at the Batman trilogy."}, {"start": 18468.28, "end": 18479.16, "text": " Wait, was Batman a trilogy?"}, {"start": 18479.16, "end": 18480.64, "text": " It was, right?"}, {"start": 18480.64, "end": 18483.079999999998, "text": " Arkham Asylum, Arkham Knight."}, {"start": 18483.079999999998, "end": 18491.76, "text": " It wasn't a sequel, right?"}, {"start": 18491.76, "end": 18494.6, "text": " Or just two?"}, {"start": 18494.6, "end": 18495.6, "text": " Arkham City?"}, {"start": 18495.6, "end": 18496.6, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 18496.6, "end": 18497.6, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 18497.600000000002, "end": 18498.600000000002, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 18508.2, "end": 18509.2, "text": " On my good!"}, {"start": 18512.100000000002, "end": 18513.600000000002, "text": " Alright, red for life."}, {"start": 18519.300000000003, "end": 18521.600000000002, "text": " Dude, the first Spider-Man was great."}, {"start": 18527.600000000002, "end": 18537.600000000002, "text": " Alright boys, if you want to survive, I will be your pilot."}, {"start": 18537.600000000002, "end": 18542.600000000002, "text": " Alright boys, got up?"}, {"start": 18542.600000000002, "end": 18555.960000000003, "text": " Alright, wait, wait, wait, I think they did reset everybody's heavy progression."}, {"start": 18555.96, "end": 18557.96, "text": " I am only at 17k."}, {"start": 18563.96, "end": 18566.96, "text": " Yo! I was at like 50k."}, {"start": 18568.96, "end": 18570.96, "text": " Oh my god, that's a lot."}, {"start": 18572.96, "end": 18574.96, "text": " Oh, this was maxed."}, {"start": 18576.96, "end": 18579.96, "text": " Get in lock! Get in lock!"}, {"start": 18585.96, "end": 18592.96, "text": " We need two more bars."}, {"start": 18592.96, "end": 18595.96, "text": " Two more brothers."}, {"start": 18595.96, "end": 18605.96, "text": " Two more brothers and we're lifting."}, {"start": 18605.96, "end": 18608.96, "text": " Two more brothers and we're living."}, {"start": 18608.96, "end": 18609.96, "text": " We're living."}, {"start": 18614.96, "end": 18615.96, "text": " Oh, finally."}, {"start": 18616.96, "end": 18620.96, "text": " I took out two weeks of work finally to play for this game."}, {"start": 18629.96, "end": 18630.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18630.96, "end": 18632.96, "text": " No one took off any time for this?"}, {"start": 18632.96, "end": 18636.96, "text": " I've got a couple weeks."}, {"start": 18636.96, "end": 18640.96, "text": " You took out a couple weeks for this?"}, {"start": 18640.96, "end": 18641.96, "text": " Hell yeah, brother."}, {"start": 18641.96, "end": 18644.96, "text": " Hold on for this specifically, but it kind of works out, you know?"}, {"start": 18644.96, "end": 18646.96, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 18646.96, "end": 18653.96, "text": " We got to clarify that."}, {"start": 18653.96, "end": 18655.96, "text": " Alright, boys, I'm going to drop you off."}, {"start": 18655.96, "end": 18657.96, "text": " Make sure you survive."}, {"start": 18657.96, "end": 18659.96, "text": " Because daddy needs the cash."}, {"start": 18659.96, "end": 18661.96, "text": " Make sure you got the ammo."}, {"start": 18661.96, "end": 18665.96, "text": " Alright, alright, I'm gonna get you high up there, hold up."}, {"start": 18668.96, "end": 18670.96, "text": " Get ready, right in the center, right here."}, {"start": 18677.96, "end": 18680.96, "text": " Alright, you don't gotta parachute, I got you, hold up."}, {"start": 18680.96, "end": 18690.96, "text": " Sorry man, bumpy ride!"}, {"start": 18690.96, "end": 18695.96, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 18695.96, "end": 18700.96, "text": " Ah, we gotta get, we gotta game now, we gotta game!"}, {"start": 18700.96, "end": 18708.96, "text": " We gotta fucking game now, I can actually play and level up and stuff."}, {"start": 18708.96, "end": 18713.48, "text": " I just need like a full match of no bullshit, okay?"}, {"start": 18713.48, "end": 18718.48, "text": " I need a full, see what the fuck is going on."}, {"start": 18724.0, "end": 18729.0, "text": " Yeah, the landing is definitely still kinda heavy."}, {"start": 18729.079999999998, "end": 18732.76, "text": " It's very easy to tilt the heli sometimes and die fast."}, {"start": 18735.96, "end": 18737.36, "text": " How many people are at base?"}, {"start": 18737.36, "end": 18741.2, "text": " There's still a shit, oh wait, there's shit soon eh."}, {"start": 18743.04, "end": 18747.04, "text": " Yeah, there's two people, so I'm gonna try dropping off supplies."}, {"start": 18748.36, "end": 18749.2, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 18754.32, "end": 18756.08, "text": " I'm gonna drop off some supplies."}, {"start": 18759.760000000002, "end": 18762.52, "text": " Unless, actually I might be able to get a group of three,"}, {"start": 18762.52, "end": 18763.8, "text": " even though there's a heli."}, {"start": 18763.8, "end": 18766.84, "text": " A lot of people will be dying and respawning pretty fast."}, {"start": 18767.36, "end": 18784.8, "text": " Yeah, that was actually a really good landing. I'm actually kind of impressed. That was"}, {"start": 18784.8, "end": 18796.68, "text": " great. That was actually a great landing spot. Okay, um, I might do some... Alright, let"}, {"start": 18796.68, "end": 18797.6, "text": " We saved."}, {"start": 18797.6, "end": 18798.36, "text": " Hey, y'all, load up."}, {"start": 18798.36, "end": 18800.12, "text": " We're lifting in two seconds."}, {"start": 18803.12, "end": 18803.96, "text": " Yeah, dude."}, {"start": 18803.96, "end": 18804.920000000002, "text": " I wanna get in that guy's."}, {"start": 18804.920000000002, "end": 18805.760000000002, "text": " I was messed up."}, {"start": 18806.72, "end": 18808.68, "text": " Hey, y'all, you wanna lift?"}, {"start": 18808.68, "end": 18810.88, "text": " I know, that's my, I would never do that, too."}, {"start": 18813.760000000002, "end": 18814.920000000002, "text": " We're just waiting for these guys"}, {"start": 18814.920000000002, "end": 18816.84, "text": " and we're gonna go, okay?"}, {"start": 18816.84, "end": 18817.88, "text": " You got parachutes?"}, {"start": 18826.68, "end": 18829.760000000002, "text": " All right load up this guy number lifting"}, {"start": 18835.84, "end": 18842.82, "text": " Yeah, five four three two one nice"}, {"start": 18847.24, "end": 18849.24, "text": " All right, I need to see that number"}, {"start": 18851.44, "end": 18853.44, "text": " Are you crash your heli"}, {"start": 18856.68, "end": 18860.68, "text": " I swear to God, there's trees and the better you're able to go through like the top."}, {"start": 18860.68, "end": 18865.68, "text": " Yeah, I crashed by the fucking base, so I'm already down to $5,000."}, {"start": 18865.68, "end": 18868.68, "text": " Yeah, I'm at $1,900."}, {"start": 18868.68, "end": 18874.68, "text": " Yeah, I fucking know. Gotta spend money to make money."}, {"start": 18874.68, "end": 18877.68, "text": " Yeah, if I had the money, I would have bought the kid back for ya."}, {"start": 18877.68, "end": 18879.68, "text": " Alright, you're good, man."}, {"start": 18879.68, "end": 18889.68, "text": " I'm going to try to drop you off at the castle, thank you."}, {"start": 18889.68, "end": 18890.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18890.68, "end": 18892.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18901.68, "end": 18903.68, "text": " You want a tower?"}, {"start": 18913.68, "end": 18916.68, "text": " Man, they all had parachutes, rare."}, {"start": 18916.68, "end": 18918.68, "text": " Those guys were ready."}, {"start": 18920.68, "end": 18926.68, "text": " Yeah, usually it's like one guy stalling. Nope, they all went."}, {"start": 18938.68, "end": 18941.68, "text": " Gosh, grab it while you can."}, {"start": 18941.68, "end": 18949.84, "text": " 7k and then so when they kill I get I'm pretty sure when they kill I get the"}, {"start": 18949.84, "end": 18952.56, "text": " cysts right"}, {"start": 18962.04, "end": 18965.760000000002, "text": " oh my god there's so many people"}, {"start": 18965.760000000002, "end": 18980.440000000002, "text": " I might start bringing some supplies now, maybe."}, {"start": 18980.440000000002, "end": 18989.760000000002, "text": " Let's say I'm going to be able to load up here."}, {"start": 18989.760000000002, "end": 18992.760000000002, "text": " I'm a taxi for now."}, {"start": 18992.760000000002, "end": 19021.760000000002, "text": " My in-game cassette. Yeah, I'd rather just play my own cassettes."}, {"start": 19021.760000000002, "end": 19027.72, "text": " Hey, yeah, we're lifting in like five seconds, boys."}, {"start": 19027.72, "end": 19034.4, "text": " I just need a little like 10% volume music in the background before I start moving supplies."}, {"start": 19034.4, "end": 19040.24, "text": " Hey, yeah, lifting in three."}, {"start": 19040.24, "end": 19041.24, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 19041.24, "end": 19047.000000000004, "text": " I'm going to bring some supplies because a lot of these guys aren't doing anything."}, {"start": 19047.0, "end": 19052.0, "text": " I just hold up for these guys."}, {"start": 19052.0, "end": 19056.0, "text": " I am lifting in two seconds."}, {"start": 19056.0, "end": 19060.0, "text": " And we're going."}, {"start": 19060.0, "end": 19065.0, "text": " And we're leaving."}, {"start": 19065.0, "end": 19068.0, "text": " I am coming in. We're leaving. We're leaving."}, {"start": 19068.0, "end": 19072.0, "text": " We're leaving. We're leaving right now."}, {"start": 19072.0, "end": 19083.82, "text": " out wait did I not confirm shit how do you know what you are have care what"}, {"start": 19083.82, "end": 19090.68, "text": " you're carrying oh yeah you can see parachutes on their username I did not"}, {"start": 19090.68, "end": 19091.68, "text": " I know that."}, {"start": 19093.68, "end": 19095.68, "text": " Shit, is the music too loud?"}, {"start": 19099.68, "end": 19100.68, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 19101.68, "end": 19102.68, "text": " They already made a fob."}, {"start": 19102.68, "end": 19104.68, "text": " Oh wait, there's no fobs."}, {"start": 19110.68, "end": 19112.68, "text": " They made no fobs."}, {"start": 19120.68, "end": 19137.32, "text": " I just like pooping the ground sometimes."}, {"start": 19137.32, "end": 19143.8, "text": " I asked him to drop here."}, {"start": 19143.8, "end": 19150.16, "text": " Hey, yeah, there's supplies and hammers if you guys want to build around here, I'm dropping"}, {"start": 19150.16, "end": 19154.2, "text": " them off in this crate."}, {"start": 19154.2, "end": 19173.04, "text": " Hammers and supplies, build."}, {"start": 19173.04, "end": 19176.56, "text": " If they pick up your hammer and build I'm assuming I'm gonna see some money come in"}, {"start": 19178.8, "end": 19181.7, "text": " Yeah, let me I gotta see at least a hundred thousand"}, {"start": 19193.36, "end": 19195.36, "text": " I might buy a fob"}, {"start": 19196.16, "end": 19200.52, "text": " Someone must buy another is one there. I think orange means they're building. I don't know"}, {"start": 19200.52, "end": 19204.52, "text": " or it's under construction or something?"}, {"start": 19218.52, "end": 19222.52, "text": " I'm still trying to figure out the little subtle piece of the game as well."}, {"start": 19226.52, "end": 19229.52, "text": " Right now, let's see when you guys are ready."}, {"start": 19230.52, "end": 19235.100000000002, "text": " Alright, I might as well bring more supplies, I guess, and maybe some ammo, right?"}, {"start": 19236.56, "end": 19237.3, "text": " Bandages?"}, {"start": 19240.9, "end": 19242.02, "text": " Uhh..."}, {"start": 19242.02, "end": 19243.52, "text": " Maybe you could do a 50-50..."}, {"start": 19244.760000000002, "end": 19245.52, "text": " With ammo."}, {"start": 19248.52, "end": 19250.260000000002, "text": " What do most people use? I don't know."}, {"start": 19254.100000000002, "end": 19256.44, "text": " Alright, we're going, we're going. Oh, we got no room, sorry man."}, {"start": 19260.52, "end": 19266.36, "text": " Ah boys here we go."}, {"start": 19266.36, "end": 19270.36, "text": " You want supplies mostly ammo and fuel."}, {"start": 19270.36, "end": 19272.96, "text": " Who uses fuel in this game?"}, {"start": 19272.96, "end": 19275.96, "text": " Is it just the U-Hauls?"}, {"start": 19275.96, "end": 19281.96, "text": " Oh shit, alright we have no parachutes I'll land down."}, {"start": 19281.96, "end": 19284.96, "text": " What do you need for drills?"}, {"start": 19314.96, "end": 19335.5, "text": " I have ammo and bandages in these crates."}, {"start": 19335.5, "end": 19342.52, "text": " Ammo and bandages in the crates delivered."}, {"start": 19342.52, "end": 19346.12, "text": " I gotta- I gotta be better at landing, bro. My landing sucks, ass."}, {"start": 19351.64, "end": 19353.04, "text": " The J-hooks are..."}, {"start": 19353.760000000002, "end": 19355.44, "text": " Yeah, no one's built shit yet."}, {"start": 19357.920000000002, "end": 19359.920000000002, "text": " Let's see if anybody takes anything."}, {"start": 19361.36, "end": 19365.8, "text": " I bet most players also don't realize that you can get supplies."}, {"start": 19366.48, "end": 19367.68, "text": " And need to be told."}, {"start": 19368.24, "end": 19371.600000000002, "text": " There's definitely a lot of, uh... discovery."}, {"start": 19372.52, "end": 19387.52, "text": " Yeah, it's gonna take a bit."}, {"start": 19387.52, "end": 19393.52, "text": " I have like, I took off like two of the assists."}, {"start": 19393.52, "end": 19401.52, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19401.52, "end": 19410.600000000002, "text": " Alright, now it's kind of like I think with the way the server is going and the amount"}, {"start": 19410.600000000002, "end": 19411.600000000002, "text": " of helis."}, {"start": 19411.600000000002, "end": 19416.600000000002, "text": " I think heli might not make any more money."}, {"start": 19416.600000000002, "end": 19417.600000000002, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 19417.600000000002, "end": 19422.600000000002, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 19422.600000000002, "end": 19424.600000000002, "text": " I'm stuck!"}, {"start": 19424.600000000002, "end": 19429.600000000002, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 19429.600000000002, "end": 19431.600000000002, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 19434.600000000002, "end": 19436.600000000002, "text": " How do you kill yourself?"}, {"start": 19438.600000000002, "end": 19440.600000000002, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 19442.600000000002, "end": 19444.600000000002, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 19447.600000000002, "end": 19449.600000000002, "text": " There's no kill?"}, {"start": 19452.88, "end": 19454.88, "text": " 30 seconds?"}, {"start": 19457.04, "end": 19460.480000000003, "text": " It's not minus 16k. I have it accumulated. You keep it."}, {"start": 19468.72, "end": 19470.72, "text": " I tried proning it, didn't let me."}, {"start": 19477.600000000002, "end": 19487.600000000002, "text": " I'll do one more heli, but I think it is getting to the terrace."}, {"start": 19487.600000000002, "end": 19491.600000000002, "text": " Ow, I think it's getting to the..."}, {"start": 19491.600000000002, "end": 19494.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, the only thing would be..."}, {"start": 19494.600000000002, "end": 19496.600000000002, "text": " What is my heli at?"}, {"start": 19496.600000000002, "end": 19499.600000000002, "text": " Oh wait, I almost have the little bird."}, {"start": 19499.600000000002, "end": 19502.600000000002, "text": " Oh shit, unlock 50k?"}, {"start": 19502.600000000002, "end": 19505.600000000002, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 19505.600000000002, "end": 19507.600000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 19508.600000000002, "end": 19512.600000000002, "text": " Actually, I'm gonna farm up to the little bird, because it's 50 grand to get it."}, {"start": 19520.600000000002, "end": 19522.600000000002, "text": " There's a lot of people to pick up."}, {"start": 19528.600000000002, "end": 19532.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, so I gotta grind up 50k, and then like, probably a 6k drop."}, {"start": 19535.600000000002, "end": 19549.24, "text": " if you don't want to die hop in boys hop in"}, {"start": 19549.24, "end": 19554.120000000003, "text": " Best flyer best flyer on the server right here"}, {"start": 19566.440000000002, "end": 19568.440000000002, "text": " It's not good, bro"}, {"start": 19571.640000000003, "end": 19574.920000000002, "text": " It's your gear bro, the yellow one he's not the best"}, {"start": 19579.24, "end": 19592.440000000002, "text": " right here bro right here get it get it behind you we're lifting up in five four three two"}, {"start": 19593.16, "end": 19596.280000000002, "text": " good choice good choice one that and we're leaving"}, {"start": 19596.28, "end": 19621.239999999998, "text": " Okay, so I dropped off those supplies and there hasn't been any indicator of any money."}, {"start": 19621.24, "end": 19625.16, "text": " So they never use the fucking supplies or ammo or bandages."}, {"start": 19625.16, "end": 19628.16, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 19628.16, "end": 19630.920000000002, "text": " Unless it's only for the life."}, {"start": 19630.920000000002, "end": 19638.68, "text": " If you die, you don't get the money anymore."}, {"start": 19638.68, "end": 19642.08, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19642.08, "end": 19648.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, but new players don't know they're going to be taxed on the markup."}, {"start": 19648.760000000002, "end": 19649.760000000002, "text": " They just take it."}, {"start": 19653.760000000002, "end": 19654.760000000002, "text": " How you guys doing?"}, {"start": 19657.760000000002, "end": 19659.760000000002, "text": " Turn it up to the... dude."}, {"start": 19659.760000000002, "end": 19660.760000000002, "text": " I think I'm pretty lost."}, {"start": 19660.760000000002, "end": 19662.760000000002, "text": " I'm gonna drop you off at this tower, okay?"}, {"start": 19664.760000000002, "end": 19666.760000000002, "text": " Uh, the tower's hot, by the way."}, {"start": 19669.760000000002, "end": 19671.760000000002, "text": " Okay, I can drop you off a little..."}, {"start": 19675.760000000002, "end": 19676.760000000002, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 19678.760000000002, "end": 19683.36, "text": " Shit on I killed myself before he killed me"}, {"start": 19700.960000000003, "end": 19702.960000000003, "text": " Yeah, we got we"}, {"start": 19702.96, "end": 19708.44, "text": " Give me the SKS. I'm gonna shoot for a bit"}, {"start": 19718.559999999998, "end": 19720.559999999998, "text": " Yeah, wait for me"}, {"start": 19733.96, "end": 19735.96, "text": " What"}, {"start": 19737.719999999998, "end": 19740.96, "text": " Where the yo where the fuck are the bandages? Oh my god"}, {"start": 19751.92, "end": 19753.92, "text": " All right, we have a fuck"}, {"start": 19762.96, "end": 19772.94, "text": " Only music when flying this game is a little sweaty everybody's trying to make mula everybody"}, {"start": 19772.94, "end": 19785.059999999998, "text": " trying to make the mula the mula"}, {"start": 19785.06, "end": 19795.58, "text": " Let's see, we have a, yeah what the hell, Green is owning right now."}, {"start": 19795.58, "end": 19803.260000000002, "text": " Alright now to figure out how many shots it takes to kill somebody with an SKS, I'm also"}, {"start": 19803.260000000002, "end": 19808.260000000002, "text": " probably missing many times in the process."}, {"start": 19808.260000000002, "end": 19811.260000000002, "text": " I'm still in the area. Stay sharp."}, {"start": 19822.260000000002, "end": 19826.260000000002, "text": " When they said hot, are there like people around the tower, in the tower?"}, {"start": 19833.260000000002, "end": 19835.260000000002, "text": " There's so many of us."}, {"start": 19838.260000000002, "end": 19850.460000000003, "text": " I don't want to do any building I'm gonna dedicate a game to building where I like build up the bases and"}, {"start": 19850.460000000003, "end": 19862.18, "text": " get a a like I said there's so many avenues to play this shit right now you can get like a you can get"}, {"start": 19862.18, "end": 19865.38, "text": " Like a mortar vehicle"}, {"start": 19869.420000000002, "end": 19872.1, "text": " No, I wanted that kill"}, {"start": 19887.74, "end": 19889.74, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 19889.74, "end": 19891.74, "text": " Oh really?"}, {"start": 19891.74, "end": 19893.74, "text": " Hey yo, he's in that dip."}, {"start": 19907.74, "end": 19909.74, "text": " I am literally deaf."}, {"start": 19909.74, "end": 19911.74, "text": " Those suckers got me."}, {"start": 19911.74, "end": 19913.74, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 19913.74, "end": 19915.74, "text": " Oh, this bullet drop is fucking horrible."}, {"start": 19915.74, "end": 19920.780000000002, "text": " I'm actually deaf."}, {"start": 19920.780000000002, "end": 19934.820000000003, "text": " Oh, I see how this one isn't as good as the initial sniper only because bullet drop."}, {"start": 19934.82, "end": 19936.82, "text": " Or, they're just so fucking far."}, {"start": 19950.26, "end": 19952.26, "text": " Dude, page up, page down is for noobs."}, {"start": 19954.1, "end": 19956.1, "text": " Wow, holy shit."}, {"start": 19959.38, "end": 19963.62, "text": " Okay, I actually made that shot? Goddamn. Unless he's using, he's probably using the other one."}, {"start": 19964.82, "end": 19973.94, "text": " You don't have to page up and page down when you have marks on your scope."}, {"start": 19973.94, "end": 19974.94, "text": " The Act is hundreds."}, {"start": 19974.94, "end": 19986.94, "text": " It's more about finding the correct notch, or you can zero, it's a choice, it's a preference."}, {"start": 19986.94, "end": 19992.62, "text": " Yeah, it's like between 350."}, {"start": 19992.62, "end": 19996.26, "text": " Wait, in this game, can you mark like this?"}, {"start": 19996.26, "end": 19998.059999999998, "text": " Does it tell you distance?"}, {"start": 19998.059999999998, "end": 19999.059999999998, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 19999.059999999998, "end": 20000.059999999998, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 20000.059999999998, "end": 20001.059999999998, "text": " How much is every square?"}, {"start": 20001.059999999998, "end": 20005.579999999998, "text": " I wonder if every square, like that square is like a hundred."}, {"start": 20005.579999999998, "end": 20007.18, "text": " It probably is in this game."}, {"start": 20007.18, "end": 20008.18, "text": " Three hundred."}, {"start": 20008.18, "end": 20009.18, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 20009.18, "end": 20011.18, "text": " square."}, {"start": 20027.66, "end": 20032.7, "text": " Hey y'all, land somewhere I can fucking kill you easy. Thank you, asshole."}, {"start": 20032.7, "end": 20048.36, "text": " Are you serious right now holy shit thank god dude I feel like someone's gonna"}, {"start": 20048.36, "end": 20056.3, "text": " shoot me in the ass here if anything I'll go get his bandages"}, {"start": 20062.7, "end": 20080.84, "text": " I'm like I swear I hear like footsteps"}, {"start": 20080.84, "end": 20087.84, "text": " Someone's here."}, {"start": 20087.84, "end": 20094.84, "text": " Bro, who are you?"}, {"start": 20094.84, "end": 20102.84, "text": " Did I just take that from my own backpack?"}, {"start": 20102.84, "end": 20107.84, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 20107.84, "end": 20130.4, "text": " what was that random shit are you kidding me of course you're right there of course"}, {"start": 20130.4, "end": 20137.2, "text": " Hey, yeah, job, bro. Wait. Oh my god. Yeah, nice. Nice. Yeah, get your resume. Nice shot"}, {"start": 20142.32, "end": 20146.780000000002, "text": " Hey, yeah, resume round playing re I'm playing recon you can't see what team I'm on resume"}, {"start": 20150.84, "end": 20152.84, "text": " Honey, it's the game mechanic"}, {"start": 20160.4, "end": 20167.4, "text": " Holy, boys, I got a heli with your name on it."}, {"start": 20167.4, "end": 20168.4, "text": " Come join, Patty."}, {"start": 20168.4, "end": 20169.4, "text": " Come join."}, {"start": 20169.4, "end": 20170.4, "text": " Let me help you."}, {"start": 20170.4, "end": 20172.120000000003, "text": " I took you so long."}, {"start": 20172.120000000003, "end": 20173.120000000003, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 20173.120000000003, "end": 20174.120000000003, "text": " Join up."}, {"start": 20174.120000000003, "end": 20175.120000000003, "text": " You'll get to your destination."}, {"start": 20175.12, "end": 20194.64, "text": " Let's jump, we'll jump up."}, {"start": 20194.64, "end": 20197.719999999998, "text": " Join up boys, join up."}, {"start": 20197.719999999998, "end": 20199.2, "text": " We're lifting."}, {"start": 20199.2, "end": 20203.2, "text": " We're going to the tower guys."}, {"start": 20210.2, "end": 20213.2, "text": " Brace."}, {"start": 20221.2, "end": 20224.2, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 20229.2, "end": 20235.0, "text": " I'm always here ready, okay"}, {"start": 20237.0, "end": 20240.24, "text": " He is not the fly right what?"}, {"start": 20241.8, "end": 20244.280000000002, "text": " Now spotted no music lost"}, {"start": 20245.280000000002, "end": 20250.16, "text": " Get your finger out of my vision. I'm gonna drop you guys out here"}, {"start": 20259.2, "end": 20262.56, "text": " I know they're shooting. I apologize. I forgot to get on get on get on get on get"}, {"start": 20266.56, "end": 20268.56, "text": " Yeah, there's supplies in there if you want"}, {"start": 20276.68, "end": 20279.36, "text": " They said it was hot they said it was hot"}, {"start": 20289.2, "end": 20308.86, "text": " I don't get it should I have flared twice too early too early on flares what are you"}, {"start": 20308.86, "end": 20315.14, "text": " boy get to work and that's expensive you flair too early you flair when it goes"}, {"start": 20315.14, "end": 20317.14, "text": " The hard part?"}, {"start": 20335.14, "end": 20337.14, "text": " The beep is just locked."}, {"start": 20337.14, "end": 20340.14, "text": " The noise at the end was just a constant bang."}, {"start": 20345.14, "end": 20359.82, "text": " You should have flared way more, you only have two though."}, {"start": 20359.82, "end": 20363.66, "text": " It's the same tones, you just have to look behind you and okay, I just gotta figure out"}, {"start": 20363.66, "end": 20365.66, "text": " when to do it."}, {"start": 20365.66, "end": 20368.66, "text": " Alright, well."}, {"start": 20368.66, "end": 20377.06, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 20377.06, "end": 20388.02, "text": " Free look, pop the flares when you see the smoke trail coming at you."}, {"start": 20388.02, "end": 20392.1, "text": " Only when you see the smoke plume."}, {"start": 20392.1, "end": 20398.02, "text": " No, progress did not transfer from the beta."}, {"start": 20398.02, "end": 20400.02, "text": " This is all fresh. Everybody is fresh here."}, {"start": 20401.02, "end": 20403.02, "text": " What is the max?"}, {"start": 20404.02, "end": 20406.02, "text": " Oh, shit, the mortar."}, {"start": 20422.02, "end": 20424.02, "text": " Ow! How you see me, dude?"}, {"start": 20428.02, "end": 20439.7, "text": " Yeah, I really need a silencer."}, {"start": 20439.7, "end": 20441.98, "text": " That is gonna really change everything up."}, {"start": 20441.98, "end": 20446.78, "text": " I get found heavily because the rifles are so loud."}, {"start": 20446.78, "end": 20447.78, "text": " I think it was actually..."}, {"start": 20447.78, "end": 20453.78, "text": " I might actually give it a 4-1 now, it was just a level requirement."}, {"start": 20453.78, "end": 20469.539999999997, "text": " Those mortars sound so deadly."}, {"start": 20469.539999999997, "end": 20472.3, "text": " I might die, but I'm gonna- oh shit."}, {"start": 20472.3, "end": 20474.059999999998, "text": " Aw, I might be dead here."}, {"start": 20474.059999999998, "end": 20475.94, "text": " I think I just got shot at."}, {"start": 20475.94, "end": 20476.94, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20476.94, "end": 20477.94, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 20477.94, "end": 20484.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20484.94, "end": 20487.94, "text": " death"}, {"start": 20487.94, "end": 20492.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20492.94, "end": 20497.94, "text": " death"}, {"start": 20497.94, "end": 20502.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20502.94, "end": 20507.94, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 20507.94, "end": 20512.46, "text": " No, dude, shit."}, {"start": 20512.46, "end": 20516.3, "text": " Man, there's always some motherfucker in the area."}, {"start": 20516.3, "end": 20520.94, "text": " I swear to God."}, {"start": 20520.94, "end": 20524.26, "text": " Why is there always some motherfucker in the area?"}, {"start": 20524.26, "end": 20526.5, "text": " Yeah, the lion in the road."}, {"start": 20526.5, "end": 20528.5, "text": " I was going to kill him in reposition."}, {"start": 20528.5, "end": 20534.5, "text": " I got the most random ass place."}, {"start": 20534.5, "end": 20535.5, "text": " Who's flying?"}, {"start": 20535.5, "end": 20538.5, "text": " Make your pants in the helicopter."}, {"start": 20538.5, "end": 20549.5, "text": " Sorry y'all, only one seat."}, {"start": 20549.5, "end": 20550.5, "text": " It's miniguns."}, {"start": 20550.5, "end": 20551.5, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 20551.5, "end": 20555.5, "text": " Oh yeah, did I hit a REIT on five?"}, {"start": 20555.5, "end": 20557.5, "text": " Oh shit, wait a minute."}, {"start": 20557.5, "end": 20563.6, "text": " Oh shit, I can actually uh, I need 50 grand for the miniverd now"}, {"start": 20572.56, "end": 20574.56, "text": " No, no, no, Recon 10 is"}, {"start": 20575.9, "end": 20580.76, "text": " Recon 10 is uh, Mohsen and then pilot 5 is miniguns"}, {"start": 20582.28, "end": 20584.28, "text": " But I need 50 grand"}, {"start": 20587.5, "end": 20592.5, "text": " Oh, if this guy actually lands here, can I jump off here and not die?"}, {"start": 20593.5, "end": 20595.5, "text": " Uh, I wouldn't recommend it, but..."}, {"start": 20596.5, "end": 20598.5, "text": " Let me see if I can hit a silencer."}, {"start": 20599.5, "end": 20600.5, "text": " You just..."}, {"start": 20600.5, "end": 20602.5, "text": " Alright, boys. Let's get it."}, {"start": 20604.5, "end": 20607.5, "text": " Oh, shit. Recall level 15 is a suppressor."}, {"start": 20607.5, "end": 20609.5, "text": " We got onion. Onion, come on back."}, {"start": 20610.5, "end": 20613.5, "text": " You know, wait. Nope, wrong one. There you go. There you go."}, {"start": 20613.5, "end": 20615.5, "text": " Nope. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah!"}, {"start": 20615.5, "end": 20617.5, "text": " Let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 20617.5, "end": 20619.5, "text": " We'll go now."}, {"start": 20619.5, "end": 20621.5, "text": " We're going where I want."}, {"start": 20621.5, "end": 20623.5, "text": " We're going to Mexico."}, {"start": 20623.5, "end": 20625.5, "text": " You said Hawthorne?"}, {"start": 20625.5, "end": 20627.5, "text": " Hawthorne?"}, {"start": 20627.5, "end": 20629.5, "text": " You get part recap by spotting with binoculars?"}, {"start": 20629.5, "end": 20631.5, "text": " Yeah, I know you can."}, {"start": 20631.5, "end": 20633.5, "text": " Any objections?"}, {"start": 20633.5, "end": 20635.5, "text": " I feel a little Hawthorne."}, {"start": 20635.5, "end": 20637.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20637.5, "end": 20639.5, "text": " I'm going to go."}, {"start": 20639.5, "end": 20641.5, "text": " I'm going to go."}, {"start": 20641.5, "end": 20643.5, "text": " I'm going to go."}, {"start": 20643.5, "end": 20648.5, "text": " Oh, yeah, where's the zone?"}, {"start": 20648.5, "end": 20650.5, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 20650.5, "end": 20652.5, "text": " None of us are in there."}, {"start": 20652.5, "end": 20655.5, "text": " I'm assuming all these are from spotting..."}, {"start": 20655.5, "end": 20657.5, "text": " These are from players spotting."}, {"start": 20657.5, "end": 20664.5, "text": " as you should. Just don't pull a snake on us. Oh no, no no no no."}, {"start": 20664.5, "end": 20672.5, "text": " Okay, you'll live it out eventually I promise. Ah boy."}, {"start": 20672.5, "end": 20683.5, "text": " Yes. Alright, they're locking. Stay, stay, stay."}, {"start": 20683.5, "end": 20685.5, "text": " I might die here."}, {"start": 20691.74, "end": 20695.66, "text": " I'm just trying to be a rat in a second floor building shooting at motherfuckers."}, {"start": 20704.22, "end": 20706.22, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20709.18, "end": 20711.18, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 20713.5, "end": 20737.06, "text": " Yeah, that guy, yeah that guy needs to die up there, he just keeps shooting everybody"}, {"start": 20737.06, "end": 20738.06, "text": " down."}, {"start": 20738.06, "end": 20748.22, "text": " All right, so evaluate you have to actually really lead apparently I"}, {"start": 20756.780000000002, "end": 20758.780000000002, "text": " Don't know where that guy went"}, {"start": 20760.18, "end": 20762.18, "text": " No idea"}, {"start": 20762.18, "end": 20767.86, "text": " What is this guy marking?"}, {"start": 20767.86, "end": 20775.3, "text": " No one is super close, there's just that one dude."}, {"start": 20775.3, "end": 20779.94, "text": " Their tower is in a position, I need to go up there and there's enemies on there, look"}, {"start": 20779.94, "end": 20780.94, "text": " at their tower."}, {"start": 20780.94, "end": 20787.3, "text": " Oh wait, you can go up there?"}, {"start": 20787.3, "end": 20793.68, "text": " I guess if they spot you though, you're dead and you have nowhere to go."}, {"start": 20793.68, "end": 20796.64, "text": " Maybe everybody went towards the hot zone."}, {"start": 20796.64, "end": 20805.6, "text": " There's a shit ton of people."}, {"start": 20805.6, "end": 20806.6, "text": " And he's gone."}, {"start": 20806.6, "end": 20807.6, "text": " That was the guy."}, {"start": 20807.6, "end": 20812.6, "text": " Yeah, now there's no one up there."}, {"start": 20812.600000000002, "end": 20830.04, "text": " Damn, I thought this was a good spot, but the hot sun is right there."}, {"start": 20830.04, "end": 20831.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 20847.04, "end": 20849.04, "text": " Hmm, I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 20849.04, "end": 20863.04, "text": " there's no good positions up here"}, {"start": 20863.04, "end": 20884.620000000003, "text": " what do you want from me chat? it was like the top of his fucking head"}, {"start": 20884.62, "end": 20896.62, "text": " Are you serious right now?"}, {"start": 20896.62, "end": 20911.34, "text": " This is a horrible attack angle."}, {"start": 20911.34, "end": 20913.8, "text": " You need like a one tap head shot sniper."}, {"start": 20919.62, "end": 20920.58, "text": " Try going here."}, {"start": 20921.74, "end": 20922.74, "text": " Please don't say me."}, {"start": 20924.98, "end": 20927.7, "text": " I'm either gonna get flanked from up there"}, {"start": 20927.7, "end": 20929.44, "text": " or some shit's gonna happen."}, {"start": 20934.9, "end": 20937.3, "text": " I remember that guy said to shoot the antenna."}, {"start": 20937.3, "end": 20944.3, "text": " Dude, I got it."}, {"start": 20944.3, "end": 20949.3, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 20949.3, "end": 20952.3, "text": " Right!"}, {"start": 20952.3, "end": 20957.3, "text": " A motherfucker right there!"}, {"start": 20957.3, "end": 20964.3, "text": " Hey, what are you blingin'?"}, {"start": 20964.3, "end": 20969.34, "text": " You gotta spend money tonight money shit, do I have a CD oh?"}, {"start": 20972.219999999998, "end": 20974.219999999998, "text": " No"}, {"start": 20975.14, "end": 20977.94, "text": " And that guy gets res. Do you yeah"}, {"start": 20979.46, "end": 20984.44, "text": " It's that yo definitely the the pacing of this game is interesting"}, {"start": 20985.66, "end": 20993.66, "text": " It's very very killing one guy and then oh you get exposed or everybody just knows where you are"}, {"start": 20994.3, "end": 21007.5, "text": " It will be different when I get the sniper, uh, the suppressor."}, {"start": 21007.5, "end": 21019.42, "text": " 33 p-pump."}, {"start": 21019.420000000002, "end": 21028.86, "text": " Yeah, literally green has 31 people in the fucking circle."}, {"start": 21028.86, "end": 21032.54, "text": " Green is shooting on everybody right now."}, {"start": 21032.54, "end": 21043.74, "text": " What the hell are you shooting at?"}, {"start": 21043.74, "end": 21045.140000000003, "text": " The whole map is green."}, {"start": 21045.140000000003, "end": 21048.140000000003, "text": " Yeah, apparently they're all up over there."}, {"start": 21048.140000000003, "end": 21049.140000000003, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 21049.14, "end": 21051.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21072.86, "end": 21075.7, "text": " Yo, what the hell just hit me"}, {"start": 21079.14, "end": 21093.739999999998, "text": " Thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 21093.739999999998, "end": 21094.739999999998, "text": " I don't know, I think they're all dead."}, {"start": 21094.739999999998, "end": 21096.739999999998, "text": " I don't have control of the church."}, {"start": 21096.739999999998, "end": 21098.739999999998, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 21098.74, "end": 21100.74, "text": " Nice nice"}, {"start": 21128.74, "end": 21133.74, "text": " Yeah, who's got that mustard gas over there? Who's is that? Cut our's?"}, {"start": 21136.74, "end": 21138.74, "text": " That was an enemy's, but we took them out."}, {"start": 21139.74, "end": 21141.74, "text": " There's more people at church than I think."}, {"start": 21142.74, "end": 21143.74, "text": " The church."}, {"start": 21158.74, "end": 21164.22, "text": " Let me see, let me see."}, {"start": 21164.22, "end": 21172.18, "text": " Oh, you can see the church entrance from here."}, {"start": 21172.18, "end": 21184.140000000003, "text": " A lot of our guys are fighting there, but then you look and there's like one dude right"}, {"start": 21184.140000000003, "end": 21185.140000000003, "text": " there."}, {"start": 21185.14, "end": 21192.36, "text": " I hit him in the toe, but he's still alive out there. It's a random guy running to red"}, {"start": 21199.26, "end": 21202.26, "text": " Medic level four maybe as like C4"}, {"start": 21215.14, "end": 21223.739999999998, "text": " Oh yeah, that's where I was earlier."}, {"start": 21223.739999999998, "end": 21228.579999999998, "text": " I'm trying not to push up too much, but I'm like right in green area."}, {"start": 21228.579999999998, "end": 21237.18, "text": " I kind of want to move down there, but I'm probably going to get shot at."}, {"start": 21237.18, "end": 21241.98, "text": " Servers feel good now, yeah."}, {"start": 21241.98, "end": 21246.98, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 21246.98, "end": 21256.1, "text": " Yeah, I don't see anybody right now."}, {"start": 21256.1, "end": 21262.1, "text": " Where the fuck is all of green?"}, {"start": 21262.1, "end": 21267.1, "text": " Enemies behind us?"}, {"start": 21267.100000000002, "end": 21295.280000000002, "text": " We're like a red is slowly gaining the upper hand blues fucked"}, {"start": 21297.100000000002, "end": 21309.340000000004, "text": " Yeah, where the fuck are these 30 motherfuckers?"}, {"start": 21309.340000000004, "end": 21318.460000000003, "text": " They gotta all be in the gold."}, {"start": 21318.460000000003, "end": 21321.420000000002, "text": " I'm back at the spot I was before."}, {"start": 21321.420000000002, "end": 21339.18, "text": " I'm in the gold now, actually, I'm- Wow, one tap."}, {"start": 21339.18, "end": 21350.620000000003, "text": " Are we shooting at, dude?"}, {"start": 21350.62, "end": 21354.86, "text": " vacated that tower. There's no one in there anymore."}, {"start": 21357.34, "end": 21361.1, "text": " Wow, a lot died right there."}, {"start": 21368.059999999998, "end": 21370.62, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 21375.02, "end": 21377.82, "text": " Where did he go?"}, {"start": 21381.219999999998, "end": 21383.3, "text": " Dude, yeah, yeah more people coming up"}, {"start": 21389.8, "end": 21396.8, "text": " Holy shit, that was one guy and then like a full squad. I know I need to patch my aim"}, {"start": 21410.62, "end": 21412.62, "text": " Yikes"}, {"start": 21422.42, "end": 21425.739999999998, "text": " Hey yo, yo, yo, yo squad a couple of guys behind me"}, {"start": 21440.62, "end": 21461.059999999998, "text": " come on dude come on man"}, {"start": 21461.06, "end": 21471.06, "text": " Let's go brother, let's go!"}, {"start": 21471.06, "end": 21485.58, "text": " SKS with a 2x scope?"}, {"start": 21485.58, "end": 21486.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21486.58, "end": 21490.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, I just need my mouse in, okay bro, please!"}, {"start": 21490.94, "end": 21493.84, "text": " I've almost there bro, okay, four levels."}, {"start": 21493.84, "end": 21495.079999999998, "text": " How much time?"}, {"start": 21495.079999999998, "end": 21498.239999999998, "text": " Holy, that's a huge, that's like an exponential jump."}, {"start": 21502.239999999998, "end": 21504.199999999997, "text": " That sounds good, man."}, {"start": 21504.199999999997, "end": 21505.699999999997, "text": " I'll chest you with my eyes."}, {"start": 21505.7, "end": 21510.7, "text": " Sounds good, I'll run straight down towards the zone and feel free."}, {"start": 21510.7, "end": 21517.7, "text": " I would be a ton of line of altitude though with that same sight that Blue has."}, {"start": 21517.7, "end": 21520.7, "text": " Oh yeah, they've been shooting a lot of people down."}, {"start": 21520.7, "end": 21525.7, "text": " Yeah, I had one close call but I was able to make it past that one."}, {"start": 21525.7, "end": 21528.7, "text": " But I'm not willing to push my chances."}, {"start": 21528.7, "end": 21537.7, "text": " There you go, people."}, {"start": 21537.7, "end": 21548.7, "text": " Oh my god, the zone landed on us."}, {"start": 21548.7, "end": 21566.66, "text": " are you fucking kidding oh my god dude that's bullshit I hit f I landed and"}, {"start": 21566.66, "end": 21572.100000000002, "text": " then right before I cut the I cut it but it's still counted that's going too"}, {"start": 21572.100000000002, "end": 21575.100000000002, "text": " fast"}, {"start": 21578.7, "end": 21585.7, "text": " I'll just be here spinning until y'all are ready."}, {"start": 21594.7, "end": 21595.7, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 21598.7, "end": 21599.7, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 21600.7, "end": 21602.7, "text": " Warf Warf, brother, Warf Warf!"}, {"start": 21602.7, "end": 21604.7, "text": " Warf Warf, brother, Warf Warf!"}, {"start": 21608.7, "end": 21610.7, "text": " Na na na na na da na na"}, {"start": 21611.600000000002, "end": 21616.66, "text": " Just realized I forgot my chute so I'll just hop out in the restroom dude brother and get revived"}, {"start": 21618.34, "end": 21621.4, "text": " Alright, uh, any preference on drop zone?"}, {"start": 21623.06, "end": 21625.74, "text": " Well, I'll tell us the hot zone right now, it seems like a decent spot"}, {"start": 21627.06, "end": 21628.56, "text": " Alright, I'll head to the tower"}, {"start": 21629.54, "end": 21632.56, "text": " Yeah, see we should be winning now, we have two more players"}, {"start": 21632.56, "end": 21638.56, "text": " That same site who's active over there at Blue Land by the way, just shut me down in the Lakota."}, {"start": 21638.56, "end": 21646.56, "text": " Yeah, they've been, they've been a couple assholes shooting down helicopters all day."}, {"start": 21646.56, "end": 21648.56, "text": " Yeah, that's right."}, {"start": 21648.56, "end": 21650.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21650.56, "end": 21653.56, "text": " There's the servers right now, that's always good."}, {"start": 21653.56, "end": 21655.56, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 21662.56, "end": 21669.56, "text": " All right, let's see."}, {"start": 21669.56, "end": 21684.56, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 21684.56, "end": 21708.56, "text": " I regret that, that was a very, very bad drop area."}, {"start": 21708.56, "end": 21722.0, "text": " Oh, wow, there's so many of them there."}, {"start": 21722.0, "end": 21733.0, "text": " A road to zero."}, {"start": 21733.0, "end": 21740.0, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 21740.0, "end": 21759.0, "text": " Yeah, they got the mortars down."}, {"start": 21759.0, "end": 21761.0, "text": " the mortar's down."}, {"start": 21772.76, "end": 21773.26, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 21784.38, "end": 21786.38, "text": " Yeah, that seems so strong."}, {"start": 21789.0, "end": 21791.0, "text": " I kind of want to use that"}, {"start": 21804.0, "end": 21806.72, "text": " Okay, we're surrounded on our base, you gotta be careful"}, {"start": 21814.54, "end": 21817.24, "text": " Damn the mortar's like pinpointed"}, {"start": 21819.0, "end": 21826.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21826.0, "end": 21833.0, "text": " death"}, {"start": 21833.0, "end": 21836.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21836.0, "end": 21841.0, "text": " death"}, {"start": 21841.0, "end": 21845.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21845.0, "end": 21870.0, "text": " I remember when I landed there, now it's all clear."}, {"start": 21870.0, "end": 21871.4, "text": " Homies, I'm a renovator."}, {"start": 21872.92, "end": 21874.92, "text": " Hey, I take risky routes."}, {"start": 21884.8, "end": 21887.76, "text": " This game does have that feeling sometimes where"}, {"start": 21889.48, "end": 21894.16, "text": " it does seem like somebody,"}, {"start": 21894.16, "end": 21897.9, "text": " like some of the bushes and the trees look like players."}, {"start": 21897.9, "end": 21900.9, "text": " Sounds like that EFT shit."}, {"start": 21900.9, "end": 21907.9, "text": " We gotta do a double take."}, {"start": 21907.9, "end": 21915.9, "text": " I think this is actually a pretty good house to camp."}, {"start": 21915.9, "end": 21920.9, "text": " Wait, can you actually go- oh you can."}, {"start": 21920.9, "end": 21924.9, "text": " Take PUBG."}, {"start": 21925.780000000002, "end": 21927.780000000002, "text": " Get this side of the hill"}, {"start": 21941.620000000003, "end": 21944.940000000002, "text": " Where's the golden area yeah, they're probably all fighting over there though"}, {"start": 21944.94, "end": 21951.94, "text": " why he moved?"}, {"start": 21951.94, "end": 21957.579999999998, "text": " he fucking moved"}, {"start": 21957.579999999998, "end": 21965.78, "text": " yeah most people are probably fighting in the gold zone to quickly win"}, {"start": 21965.78, "end": 21966.78, "text": " all these are teammates"}, {"start": 21966.78, "end": 21991.78, "text": " Oh, you don't take damage from two-story?"}, {"start": 21991.78, "end": 22015.739999999998, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22015.74, "end": 22038.300000000003, "text": " behind enemy lines"}, {"start": 22045.74, "end": 22052.620000000003, "text": " This angle can't really kill anybody"}, {"start": 22057.420000000002, "end": 22060.0, "text": " Give it a second. I need to shoot this guy three"}, {"start": 22071.820000000003, "end": 22073.820000000003, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 22075.74, "end": 22087.5, "text": " Wow dude, you can see the AA guy perfectly right here."}, {"start": 22087.5, "end": 22097.300000000003, "text": " Yeah, this is actually not a bad spot."}, {"start": 22097.300000000003, "end": 22103.34, "text": " Surprised there's not more people up there."}, {"start": 22103.34, "end": 22107.34, "text": " So if we just go in there and hack the tower, do you need explosives to go in there?"}, {"start": 22118.34, "end": 22120.34, "text": " I don't know where this is."}, {"start": 22120.34, "end": 22143.22, "text": " are you serious man no my ammo dude"}, {"start": 22143.22, "end": 22145.22, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 22149.86, "end": 22151.86, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 22173.22, "end": 22179.22, "text": " I should move. That guy's gonna want to fight me again."}, {"start": 22186.22, "end": 22189.22, "text": " I see him. That guy's back on the launcher."}, {"start": 22191.22, "end": 22196.22, "text": " Oh no. The problem is he's got a little bitch boy with him."}, {"start": 22198.22, "end": 22199.22, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 22203.22, "end": 22228.22, "text": " I'm going to show here a little off day stream."}, {"start": 22228.22, "end": 22229.06, "text": " Okay."}]}