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Oh"}, {"start": 101.92, "end": 103.92, "text": " Seven let us catch me are we good"}, {"start": 106.92, "end": 112.72, "text": " All that fun stuff chat how are you guys doing what up what up?"}, {"start": 113.68, "end": 115.48, "text": " people"}, {"start": 115.48, "end": 117.48, "text": " How are you guys doing chat?"}, {"start": 118.08, "end": 119.88, "text": " Saturday"}, {"start": 119.88, "end": 136.04, "text": " are you guys doing people how is life I on to launch on Wednesday yeah I'll be I'll be"}, {"start": 136.04, "end": 142.24, "text": " checking it out man I gotta I will be putting on my suit that day yes when is that launch"}, {"start": 142.24, "end": 144.96, "text": " on the 30th next Wednesday."}, {"start": 144.96, "end": 146.96, "text": " I'm going to check it out."}, {"start": 148.60000000000002, "end": 150.56, "text": " Enjoying Valheim."}, {"start": 151.36, "end": 153.56, "text": " Yeah, do I give control another chance?"}, {"start": 159.16000000000003, "end": 160.76000000000002, "text": " Do I give control another chance?"}, {"start": 160.76000000000002, "end": 162.20000000000002, "text": " The combat was good, Rod."}, {"start": 162.20000000000002, "end": 164.76000000000002, "text": " And I just listen, guys, listen."}, {"start": 164.76000000000002, "end": 167.08, "text": " OK, you don't understand."}, {"start": 167.08, "end": 168.36, "text": " I just did."}, {"start": 168.36, "end": 170.36, "text": " Do you..."}, {"start": 170.36, "end": 176.68, "text": " Silent Hill Townfall into control was like a mind fuck into another mind fuck, okay?"}, {"start": 179.48000000000002, "end": 181.48000000000002, "text": " It's like here"}, {"start": 182.92000000000002, "end": 186.44000000000003, "text": " All right, if I didn't play Townfall then it's like all right here we go"}, {"start": 189.24, "end": 195.32000000000002, "text": " Townfall was great, but it's like a mind bender. 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Yes."}, {"start": 242.24, "end": 250.12, "text": " the combat was sick though the game looks good dude I could I could still I"}, {"start": 250.12, "end": 260.0, "text": " could still do it up man I know I know remedy you know what dude some people"}, {"start": 260.0, "end": 266.64, "text": " oh remedies interesting I did I barely played it I'm just taking making a note"}, {"start": 266.64, "end": 277.76, "text": " here. I remember Alan Wake 2. I remember Alan Wake 2 was such an interesting game. The way"}, {"start": 277.76, "end": 286.47999999999996, "text": " they do, they're really good at, they're, they're very good. Rabbitty's very good. But sometimes"}, {"start": 286.47999999999996, "end": 290.88, "text": " they're a little corny. Some of the way they tell their stories. 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The boss is like more insane."}, {"start": 393.90000000000003, "end": 399.46000000000004, "text": " The story I'm not like dying to get into I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 399.46000000000004, "end": 403.22, "text": " I'm more about like the combat and like are the sequences sick?"}, {"start": 406.46000000000004, "end": 411.98, "text": " Is it falling into the character category of a must-play like if I only do"}, {"start": 411.98, "end": 427.98, "text": " I need to do a main story. If I go full main story on the game, like I need to play it that way. I can't fully and then I need the game to open up to me like that."}, {"start": 427.98, "end": 431.98, "text": " Just love the warrior and true it and wow."}, {"start": 431.98, "end": 438.98, "text": " Did the time will come when the addiction for that will happen, brother that is forever."}, {"start": 438.98, "end": 442.66, "text": " That means every time I mine a node, it will matter."}, {"start": 446.18, "end": 449.72, "text": " Take time to process Townfall to pick up control."}, {"start": 451.46000000000004, "end": 452.90000000000003, "text": " Control 1 is better pacing,"}, {"start": 452.90000000000003, "end": 454.66, "text": " treat it like a linear, creepy game."}, {"start": 454.66, "end": 459.3, "text": " Yeah, what if I just go straight up, do it up?"}, {"start": 462.46000000000004, "end": 464.74, "text": " I'm gonna be stuck on the control puzzles."}, {"start": 464.74, "end": 466.58000000000004, "text": " You know what, Ben?"}, {"start": 466.58, "end": 468.35999999999996, "text": " I don't think the game's that difficult, right?"}, {"start": 468.35999999999996, "end": 469.35999999999996, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 471.44, "end": 473.76, "text": " I bet the townfall puzzles are more difficult"}, {"start": 473.76, "end": 475.15999999999997, "text": " than the control puzzles."}, {"start": 481.2, "end": 484.34, "text": " Guaranteed, guaranteed."}, {"start": 491.32, "end": 494.24, "text": " Guaranteed, bro, control."}, {"start": 494.24, "end": 495.91999999999996, "text": " What are you even talking about, dude?"}, {"start": 496.58, "end": 510.94, "text": " You and Gabe have common likes, what is this?"}, {"start": 510.94, "end": 518.06, "text": " Kind of strike, dude, of course, of course, you know why?"}, {"start": 518.06, "end": 522.02, "text": " Because he is a seasoned, cultured individual, all right?"}, {"start": 522.02, "end": 525.3, "text": " I'm not surprised."}, {"start": 525.3, "end": 526.8, "text": " I'm not surprised."}, {"start": 530.9399999999999, "end": 534.18, "text": " Counter-Strike co-creator, Minnelli,"}, {"start": 534.18, "end": 537.14, "text": " revealed that Valve boss Gabe Nula got so obsessed"}, {"start": 537.14, "end": 539.3399999999999, "text": " with Mongolian throat singing at Valve"}, {"start": 539.3399999999999, "end": 541.14, "text": " that staff started closing their office doors"}, {"start": 541.14, "end": 542.64, "text": " to escape the noise."}, {"start": 542.64, "end": 545.9599999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 548.0999999999999, "end": 549.38, "text": " All right, well still,"}, {"start": 549.38, "end": 552.2199999999999, "text": " but that just means he really liked it."}, {"start": 555.3000000000001, "end": 565.3000000000001, "text": " Crazy. I have a feeling some people have his picture like framed on their wall. They must."}, {"start": 565.3000000000001, "end": 573.3000000000001, "text": " MMA career simulator? What do we have here? Chat, we are doing sub Sunday tomorrow by the way."}, {"start": 573.3000000000001, "end": 581.3000000000001, "text": " You don't? True. Actually, wait a minute. I should. I've outed myself."}, {"start": 581.3000000000001, "end": 584.3000000000001, "text": " I've added my chef."}, {"start": 596.3000000000001, "end": 599.3000000000001, "text": " Hold on. Has anything happened? Slam Tank?"}, {"start": 599.3000000000001, "end": 602.3000000000001, "text": " Saw that. How many votes do we have for SubSunday, by the way?"}, {"start": 603.3000000000001, "end": 606.3000000000001, "text": " How much we looking at, buddy?"}, {"start": 606.3000000000001, "end": 612.3000000000001, "text": " 410 votes. Poggers. Can we get to 800?"}, {"start": 620.3000000000001, "end": 623.3000000000001, "text": " Insomniac deployed a hotfix."}, {"start": 624.3000000000001, "end": 627.3000000000001, "text": " Oh, you can toggle the scent trails now. That's funny."}, {"start": 627.3000000000001, "end": 641.5000000000001, "text": " a while forever beta and the forced name changes. Come on, man. Barn burners. Yo, Ace"}, {"start": 641.5, "end": 643.5, "text": " Ace combat."}, {"start": 645.5, "end": 647.5, "text": " Ace combat."}, {"start": 659.5, "end": 661.5, "text": " Ace combat."}, {"start": 661.5, "end": 663.5, "text": " I know, I know, I could."}, {"start": 663.5, "end": 665.5, "text": " What is werewolf?"}, {"start": 667.5, "end": 669.5, "text": " Bro, movies have sucked balls, bro."}, {"start": 671.5, "end": 679.52, "text": " Was this the one that looked kind of decent werewolf, is this the one that looked kind of sick? Oh, yeah by what's his face Roger Eggers?"}, {"start": 681.02, "end": 685.14, "text": " Eggers the first trailer was good. I'll probably check that out"}, {"start": 687.3, "end": 689.3, "text": " Eggers Robert"}, {"start": 693.58, "end": 696.7, "text": " Lyric on new h1 z1 servers"}, {"start": 696.7, "end": 706.46, "text": " I don't know if h1 z1 is gonna hit in 2026 h1 z1 was amazing for its time"}, {"start": 706.46, "end": 713.7800000000001, "text": " because we didn't know it was the max potential h1 z1 was like kind of neat it"}, {"start": 713.7800000000001, "end": 724.3000000000001, "text": " was like niche but not it was like the the last moment on PC before the pop"}, {"start": 724.3000000000001, "end": 726.3000000000001, "text": " Boiled over for battery al"}, {"start": 728.5400000000001, "end": 738.7800000000001, "text": " Okay, it was it was the it was the peak of battery al PC only before the floodgates"}, {"start": 741.82, "end": 743.82, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 745.5400000000001, "end": 751.6800000000001, "text": " No, I don't know. I don't know what it hit again in 2026"}, {"start": 751.6800000000001, "end": 753.6800000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 756.24, "end": 763.44, "text": " Mean shit if it's like free to play cross play you just like a load in fast and maybe just do some games not that deep"}, {"start": 768.36, "end": 771.24, "text": " Each one Z1 brought many wonders it did"}, {"start": 772.9200000000001, "end": 778.1400000000001, "text": " PUBG cleared instantly it did I would play it brought the problem pub G is great"}, {"start": 778.14, "end": 783.86, "text": " But the people don't give a shit enough to play it. Okay, unless you're in China or something"}, {"start": 788.34, "end": 790.34, "text": " It is"}, {"start": 793.38, "end": 799.46, "text": " Some war doggy you gonna play some war doggy the war doggy"}, {"start": 800.46, "end": 803.26, "text": " Yeah, it's it's I I still enjoy playing it a bit"}, {"start": 808.14, "end": 810.14, "text": " I still enjoy it"}, {"start": 812.54, "end": 817.66, "text": " Snoredogs dude everything's fucking boring to watch now, huh?"}, {"start": 819.58, "end": 821.58, "text": " What is this grab hounds"}, {"start": 824.86, "end": 828.6999999999999, "text": " What is grab hounds yeah, MMA career sim"}, {"start": 838.14, "end": 845.14, "text": " Someone was tired of waiting for the UFC to come to PC."}, {"start": 845.14, "end": 849.14, "text": " Single player?"}, {"start": 849.14, "end": 855.14, "text": " Scouts like whatever."}, {"start": 855.14, "end": 860.14, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 860.14, "end": 865.14, "text": " Sure man."}, {"start": 865.14, "end": 870.46, "text": " Yeah, you know what they should take half-sword tech and they should just make like a boxing game"}, {"start": 872.18, "end": 876.9399999999999, "text": " How about we do that, okay if we can't have half-sword with a lot of players online"}, {"start": 877.14, "end": 882.74, "text": " Why don't we break it down into like you take the half-sword tech"}, {"start": 883.62, "end": 887.06, "text": " With the control scheme and you got like one-by-one boxing"}, {"start": 887.66, "end": 891.18, "text": " Okay, maybe we do like derivatives of the the game"}, {"start": 891.1800000000001, "end": 897.3000000000001, "text": " like what is half swords long term goal I wonder if they're like yeah this is the"}, {"start": 897.3000000000001, "end": 904.74, "text": " game because their tech is so good the game is so good the bones of the game"}, {"start": 904.74, "end": 910.7, "text": " is great they could do other shit yeah like what else are they looking to add"}, {"start": 910.7, "end": 914.9000000000001, "text": " it still feels like an incomplete game"}, {"start": 915.86, "end": 922.22, "text": " Doesn't it like the con they could add so many and so much content into the game"}, {"start": 925.18, "end": 929.62, "text": " You can do it in mobile users they don't have it in the plan in the biggest house really hard now"}, {"start": 930.4599999999999, "end": 935.22, "text": " Yeah, hey yo Pugoli with the five gifties man. Thank you"}, {"start": 936.98, "end": 938.98, "text": " And they go there's how many contents"}, {"start": 940.98, "end": 942.98, "text": " Grab hounds"}, {"start": 944.9, "end": 951.9, "text": " I don't think it's one guy."}, {"start": 951.9, "end": 964.9, "text": " Alright, I think I saw this."}, {"start": 964.9, "end": 966.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 975.34, "end": 977.34, "text": " Very fortnight"}, {"start": 994.9, "end": 1013.8199999999999, "text": " Sure man, I don't know. I don't know, sure. You do some weird co-op shit but there's animals"}, {"start": 1013.82, "end": 1033.78, "text": " instead of people. You should try this. Bikes are everywhere ready to go. I don't know if"}, {"start": 1033.78, "end": 1040.8999999999999, "text": " I'm going to load up a fucking experimental version of Daisy to ride the damn bikes."}, {"start": 1046.26, "end": 1049.5, "text": " Yeah, that sounds like so specific that it's like whatever."}, {"start": 1052.34, "end": 1053.8999999999999, "text": " I saw that Dawson game."}, {"start": 1053.8999999999999, "end": 1056.1399999999999, "text": " It looks funny."}, {"start": 1056.1399999999999, "end": 1058.54, "text": " It looks funny, man."}, {"start": 1058.54, "end": 1063.8999999999999, "text": " I'll be you just want to hear your fucking voice on the stream, brother"}, {"start": 1074.6, "end": 1078.84, "text": " It looks like a solid game though, what is it called Dawson some shit it looked like"}, {"start": 1079.62, "end": 1084.54, "text": " What's that? What was that show called trailer park boys or whatever? How many players?"}, {"start": 1088.54, "end": 1093.42, "text": " Social deduction 11. I mean 11 players"}, {"start": 1096.46, "end": 1100.3799999999999, "text": " Check 33 days till extraction I mean sure man"}, {"start": 1102.3, "end": 1104.94, "text": " 33 days till extraction"}, {"start": 1107.22, "end": 1110.94, "text": " Dude I would be playing I would play Wow, it's just"}, {"start": 1112.1399999999999, "end": 1115.26, "text": " Mmm, I don't find I don't find Wow"}, {"start": 1115.26, "end": 1125.26, "text": " I like WoW leveling, but I can't keep leveling different alts, I just can't."}, {"start": 1125.26, "end": 1126.76, "text": " I can't do it."}, {"start": 1126.76, "end": 1127.76, "text": " And the beta."}, {"start": 1127.76, "end": 1128.76, "text": " And the beta."}, {"start": 1128.76, "end": 1129.76, "text": " I'm just..."}, {"start": 1129.76, "end": 1132.1, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 1132.1, "end": 1134.76, "text": " I love the game."}, {"start": 1134.76, "end": 1135.76, "text": " But I'm not..."}, {"start": 1135.76, "end": 1136.76, "text": " I don't love it that way."}, {"start": 1136.76, "end": 1141.76, "text": " The order was to rescue and bring home the military medic."}, {"start": 1141.76, "end": 1146.76, "text": " For a dead man inside the Scythe, I want you to teach him."}, {"start": 1146.76, "end": 1149.76, "text": " And I'll stop his psychosis."}, {"start": 1149.76, "end": 1152.76, "text": " Don't put him in the school and wait."}, {"start": 1155.76, "end": 1157.76, "text": " Almost all of our people were killed."}, {"start": 1157.76, "end": 1159.76, "text": " I survived thanks to Donna."}, {"start": 1159.76, "end": 1160.76, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 1160.76, "end": 1161.76, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 1161.76, "end": 1177.32, "text": " I don't know man this looks like sure brother we all know you're gonna be"}, {"start": 1177.32, "end": 1189.3, "text": " crashing into thobbs in 20 minutes yeah I yeah I was I crashed sometimes try the"}, {"start": 1189.3, "end": 1205.3, "text": " open play test of just volleyball brother brother"}, {"start": 1210.02, "end": 1217.06, "text": " another theme park sim mars attracts dude i swear to god this game already came"}, {"start": 1217.06, "end": 1218.9199999999998, "text": " about. I swear to God."}, {"start": 1221.9199999999998, "end": 1226.44, "text": " Chad, do I give control another chance that you I lyric uses Microsoft Edge?"}, {"start": 1226.48, "end": 1228.52, "text": " I know I'm beta testing it."}, {"start": 1231.0, "end": 1233.8799999999999, "text": " Bro, new computer I was I could download by you know what?"}, {"start": 1234.0, "end": 1234.8799999999999, "text": " It's been fine."}, {"start": 1235.96, "end": 1237.6399999999999, "text": " Happy motherfuckers are weird."}, {"start": 1237.8, "end": 1238.6799999999998, "text": " I've realized."}, {"start": 1238.72, "end": 1239.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1239.24, "end": 1241.96, "text": " And it has done everything I needed to do."}, {"start": 1243.24, "end": 1245.96, "text": " There's nothing annoying so far about it."}, {"start": 1245.96, "end": 1251.56, "text": " Literally just does everything I fucking needed to do in a browser. You don't do shit. Exactly"}, {"start": 1252.1200000000001, "end": 1258.04, "text": " What I do is if the occasional YouTube video the fucking occasional basic ass link"}, {"start": 1259.04, "end": 1264.94, "text": " This fucking guy it ain't that deep. I gotta use the browser. It's like for edge. It works"}, {"start": 1264.94, "end": 1283.38, "text": " It's good enough. Yeah, like I don't have to tell you. Check the first clip. Yeah, I"}, {"start": 1283.38, "end": 1291.02, "text": " did download that block. Even though you block is better apparently. I guess the other thing"}, {"start": 1291.02, "end": 1294.86, "text": " his firefox has it built in right"}, {"start": 1305.42, "end": 1309.5, "text": " are you gonna join the olympus guild"}, {"start": 1313.34, "end": 1317.9, "text": " i don't know i've been kind of a guildless brother i've been guildless"}, {"start": 1318.74, "end": 1323.1000000000001, "text": " Hunt 1896, new boss."}, {"start": 1325.7800000000002, "end": 1327.8200000000002, "text": " Nah, it's not enough to go back."}, {"start": 1333.7800000000002, "end": 1336.26, "text": " Are you sticking to Alliance PvP at launch?"}, {"start": 1336.3400000000001, "end": 1339.8200000000002, "text": " Um, I'm like, I'm all over the place right now."}, {"start": 1339.8200000000002, "end": 1340.3400000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1345.02, "end": 1345.98, "text": " I'm not sure yet."}, {"start": 1347.9, "end": 1365.0600000000002, "text": " The main reason to join a horde is not having to read Alliance chat."}, {"start": 1365.0600000000002, "end": 1366.0600000000002, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 1366.0600000000002, "end": 1371.26, "text": " Yeah, I feel like if it does infect it, it is kind of annoying."}, {"start": 1371.26, "end": 1381.18, "text": " I think anyone can attest to that in any game, in any environment."}, {"start": 1383.22, "end": 1383.98, "text": " Well, I don't know."}, {"start": 1384.02, "end": 1388.0, "text": " Maybe it's also because damn, that's a lot of that's just like, there's so many"}, {"start": 1388.0, "end": 1389.9, "text": " people, I don't even fucking know, man."}, {"start": 1390.44, "end": 1398.3, "text": " How many numbers is, how many numbers does Wow classic, like how many people"}, {"start": 1398.3, "end": 1402.72, "text": " has it actually, like how many fucking people are online"}, {"start": 1402.72, "end": 1403.76, "text": " on a mega server?"}, {"start": 1405.6599999999999, "end": 1407.8999999999999, "text": " They will probably never release that number,"}, {"start": 1407.8999999999999, "end": 1412.0, "text": " but truly all the layers, how many layers,"}, {"start": 1413.74, "end": 1415.7, "text": " how many people can fit in a layer"}, {"start": 1416.72, "end": 1418.54, "text": " and then how many layers are there?"}, {"start": 1424.6599999999999, "end": 1427.6599999999999, "text": " In the beta, there's like 40K, I don't think so."}, {"start": 1427.66, "end": 1438.46, "text": " think there's way more. There's way, way more. Have you seen slam tank? I have."}, {"start": 1439.42, "end": 1443.9, "text": " Layers are per zone. Well, you know what the fuck I'm saying, man."}, {"start": 1445.9, "end": 1451.66, "text": " Just truly how many players has WoW attracted with this iteration."}, {"start": 1451.66, "end": 1454.5, "text": " and they'll never tell us though."}, {"start": 1456.02, "end": 1457.0800000000002, "text": " They never have."}, {"start": 1458.5, "end": 1459.6200000000001, "text": " They tell you the peak,"}, {"start": 1459.6200000000001, "end": 1463.38, "text": " but like the concurrent amount of players online at peak,"}, {"start": 1464.46, "end": 1467.5400000000002, "text": " Saturday night, Saturday in general."}, {"start": 1471.44, "end": 1473.46, "text": " Now, wow, it's huge in China."}, {"start": 1481.66, "end": 1486.14, "text": " Yeah, I mean filtering out makes sense, you know, that's kind of like if you just have"}, {"start": 1486.14, "end": 1491.28, "text": " somebody constantly in your trade chat, just like spamming fucking buying gold ads or some"}, {"start": 1491.28, "end": 1496.5400000000002, "text": " shit, you know, you just want to filter it out, I think it would be the same thing."}, {"start": 1496.5400000000002, "end": 1501.0, "text": " If it exists, whatever, but if it's just like constantly intruding, while you're like"}, {"start": 1501.0, "end": 1506.96, "text": " not even trying to bring it up, I mean, yeah, the filter makes sense."}, {"start": 1506.96, "end": 1507.96, "text": " I mean, shit."}, {"start": 1512.9, "end": 1515.14, "text": " I mean, shit, buddy."}, {"start": 1524.64, "end": 1526.24, "text": " Is there any young people playing?"}, {"start": 1526.24, "end": 1527.7, "text": " Wow, I don't think so."}, {"start": 1527.7, "end": 1530.94, "text": " I think the game is too slow."}, {"start": 1530.94, "end": 1531.94, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 1531.94, "end": 1542.14, "text": " I would actually be surprised that the younger individual played wow."}, {"start": 1542.14, "end": 1550.42, "text": " It really honestly dude it is I feel like it's an older generation game now."}, {"start": 1550.42, "end": 1554.6200000000001, "text": " It starts very slow."}, {"start": 1554.6200000000001, "end": 1564.8600000000001, "text": " is heroin it was in its prime and to those who experienced it all to somebody new I feel like the"}, {"start": 1566.5400000000002, "end": 1571.8200000000002, "text": " it's different now the way they fucking concoct shit is different now it's not the same"}, {"start": 1578.7, "end": 1580.8600000000001, "text": " yeah the digital crack is different now"}, {"start": 1580.8600000000001, "end": 1587.7, "text": " Now, baby dude, if you gave all, if you gave all, if there's an experiment and you gave"}, {"start": 1587.7, "end": 1596.1000000000001, "text": " all the Fortnite players, you fucking plucked 10,000 Fortnite players and then put them"}, {"start": 1596.1000000000001, "end": 1599.38, "text": " in front of World of Warcraft."}, {"start": 1599.38, "end": 1602.38, "text": " I don't know man, how many would survive?"}, {"start": 1602.38, "end": 1608.3000000000002, "text": " 99% would quit."}, {"start": 1608.3000000000002, "end": 1609.3000000000002, "text": " You never know though."}, {"start": 1609.3000000000002, "end": 1610.3000000000002, "text": " You never know."}, {"start": 1610.3, "end": 1620.82, "text": " 10 experience it would be an interesting experiment which drug is worse wow or FIFA dude who is"}, {"start": 1620.82, "end": 1627.3, "text": " addicted to fucking FIFA nobody is addicted to FIFA lies you're addicted to the fucking"}, {"start": 1627.3, "end": 1638.3799999999999, "text": " cards the card packs no way maybe initially do people play that shit every day like constant"}, {"start": 1638.38, "end": 1640.8200000000002, "text": " I mean, I guess so."}, {"start": 1640.8200000000002, "end": 1642.0400000000002, "text": " Like heavily?"}, {"start": 1644.8000000000002, "end": 1646.1200000000001, "text": " Like Madden?"}, {"start": 1646.96, "end": 1649.64, "text": " Have any of you guys gone on like a massive,"}, {"start": 1649.64, "end": 1651.3200000000002, "text": " just constantly queuing up?"}, {"start": 1651.3200000000002, "end": 1654.68, "text": " Fine, the online aspect, fine."}, {"start": 1654.68, "end": 1655.98, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 1655.98, "end": 1659.3200000000002, "text": " The single player aspect, like straight up?"}, {"start": 1662.68, "end": 1665.5600000000002, "text": " I'm on Madden right now."}, {"start": 1665.56, "end": 1672.48, "text": " I just pressed my Xbox button and I'm over here chatting."}, {"start": 1672.48, "end": 1674.12, "text": " The grind is cool."}, {"start": 1674.12, "end": 1675.12, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 1675.12, "end": 1676.12, "text": " Alright, true."}, {"start": 1676.12, "end": 1677.12, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 1677.12, "end": 1678.12, "text": " Isn't it amazing?"}, {"start": 1678.12, "end": 1680.12, "text": " We're all different types of gamers."}, {"start": 1680.12, "end": 1681.84, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 1681.84, "end": 1684.56, "text": " I would never fucking do that."}, {"start": 1684.56, "end": 1686.76, "text": " Although I guess online, why not?"}, {"start": 1686.76, "end": 1693.32, "text": " Some 1v1s here and there."}, {"start": 1693.32, "end": 1696.28, "text": " Corpo mother mother bitch you would do"}, {"start": 1702.28, "end": 1709.2, "text": " Building teams going through seasons true man true you're right you're right"}, {"start": 1721.0, "end": 1723.0, "text": " You're right"}, {"start": 1723.32, "end": 1738.76, "text": " However, there are two almost identically named tidy up games on the steam front page."}, {"start": 1738.76, "end": 1746.72, "text": " 400 to 700 K daily players on Wow and 3000 on a layer."}, {"start": 1746.72, "end": 1748.8, "text": " Where are you getting those numbers from?"}, {"start": 1748.8, "end": 1756.32, "text": " You're playing high guard, you never disconnected from the servers?"}, {"start": 1756.32, "end": 1757.32, "text": " Are we dogging today?"}, {"start": 1757.32, "end": 1758.32, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 1758.32, "end": 1761.32, "text": " I don't fucking know, dude."}, {"start": 1761.32, "end": 1766.1599999999999, "text": " I don't really know."}, {"start": 1766.1599999999999, "end": 1772.8799999999999, "text": " I'm just kind of here."}, {"start": 1772.88, "end": 1776.9, "text": " Or make a million on war dogs, I could."}, {"start": 1776.9, "end": 1777.74, "text": " I could."}, {"start": 1780.5400000000002, "end": 1783.2, "text": " You need a reset EFT time?"}, {"start": 1790.22, "end": 1792.4, "text": " Nah, dude, I was snited, dude."}, {"start": 1792.4, "end": 1794.18, "text": " Nah, I was getting into the group yesterday."}, {"start": 1794.18, "end": 1795.44, "text": " I actually made a hunt."}, {"start": 1795.44, "end": 1797.3200000000002, "text": " I'm over 100,000 again."}, {"start": 1797.3200000000002, "end": 1799.66, "text": " Okay, yo, listen, buddy, you dip,"}, {"start": 1799.66, "end": 1802.2, "text": " and now we're climbing back up."}, {"start": 1802.2, "end": 1806.3600000000001, "text": " I could have stayed in the dip, but I'm over 100,000 now."}, {"start": 1806.3600000000001, "end": 1810.76, "text": " And I actually would be over 175,000,"}, {"start": 1810.76, "end": 1813.44, "text": " but I had bought the tier three hammer."}, {"start": 1813.44, "end": 1818.38, "text": " So I had to drop 75K when I was at 10K."}, {"start": 1820.0, "end": 1820.8400000000001, "text": " Okay, buddy."}, {"start": 1822.54, "end": 1825.52, "text": " Solo, by the way, not fucking four motherfuckers"}, {"start": 1825.52, "end": 1826.68, "text": " watching your back."}, {"start": 1826.68, "end": 1829.96, "text": " D-Fibs rated to fucking zap your ass back up."}, {"start": 1832.2, "end": 1852.8400000000001, "text": " 0 day hero farming stream I could I could do a little sniping a little heli-ing jumpy"}, {"start": 1852.8400000000001, "end": 1854.64, "text": " Yeah, by the way, I've over some Sunday."}, {"start": 1856.44, "end": 1858.5400000000002, "text": " Yes, I have three million."}, {"start": 1858.5400000000002, "end": 1859.3400000000001, "text": " Nice, dude."}, {"start": 1861.2400000000002, "end": 1862.44, "text": " A little mortaring."}, {"start": 1862.94, "end": 1865.2400000000002, "text": " I kind of have a way to play the game now."}, {"start": 1865.64, "end": 1866.7400000000002, "text": " You need a plan."}, {"start": 1867.94, "end": 1869.3400000000001, "text": " You do a little heli-ing."}, {"start": 1869.3400000000001, "end": 1872.2400000000002, "text": " No, no, no, you start with building into a little heli-ing"}, {"start": 1872.2400000000002, "end": 1873.8400000000001, "text": " and then you do some mortaring."}, {"start": 1874.3400000000001, "end": 1876.8400000000001, "text": " You just need to keep mixing it up and then you do a little"}, {"start": 1876.8400000000001, "end": 1878.8400000000001, "text": " sniping, you know,"}, {"start": 1880.14, "end": 1882.44, "text": " you kind of just do your little pick and you do a little"}, {"start": 1882.44, "end": 1892.78, "text": " buffet. And then until I get the D-Fibs and then you start"}, {"start": 1892.78, "end": 1898.54, "text": " resing. You never play the game I vote for. What was the last"}, {"start": 1898.54, "end": 1902.22, "text": " game you voted for? I know they're going to wipe war dogs."}, {"start": 1902.22, "end": 1905.78, "text": " That's when it will be an interesting moment to see where"}, {"start": 1905.78, "end": 1926.58, "text": " the game falls woman simulator is out good play it bro"}, {"start": 1926.58, "end": 1934.82, "text": " maybe it will make you respect your mom more who knows all of us feels bad he's been voting"}, {"start": 1934.82, "end": 1953.54, "text": " for FIFA for ten years. Not wrong, right? Not wrong. Do your own fucking laundry, boys."}, {"start": 1953.54, "end": 1961.58, "text": " Play FIFA coward, brah. I'm not that bored. I'm not that bored. That's like fucking level"}, {"start": 1961.58, "end": 1967.34, "text": " 10 board. I'm more I'm more it's not a gaming boredom it's more gaming exe"}, {"start": 1970.22, "end": 1976.9399999999998, "text": " it's more like not knowing what gaming exe to load up I could yeah I could go back to control"}, {"start": 1976.9399999999998, "end": 1985.74, "text": " I could go back I could do a full blown revisit of control I'm in a different mind now yesterday"}, {"start": 1985.74, "end": 1990.9399999999998, "text": " was a little lackluster I'm in a different mental space now I could try it again I'm just"}, {"start": 1990.94, "end": 1996.94, "text": " I'm just kind of like, if I get back into it, it's going to be a full control stream."}, {"start": 1997.8200000000002, "end": 2003.98, "text": " I also don't really mind not playing it and just like playing fucking war dogs and"}, {"start": 2009.02, "end": 2010.54, "text": " some other shit. I don't know."}, {"start": 2013.66, "end": 2015.3400000000001, "text": " Dude, I'm not going back to evolve."}, {"start": 2015.3400000000001, "end": 2028.3400000000001, "text": " That's a bro. That game has been revived four times through like private means. I'm going to leave it as a corpse."}, {"start": 2028.3400000000001, "end": 2046.5400000000002, "text": " It has 850 players."}, {"start": 2046.5400000000002, "end": 2054.1000000000004, "text": " Sega is calling, dude, I am not in the Street Fighter mood, holy moly."}, {"start": 2054.1, "end": 2061.1, "text": " The city builder, nah, city builder, you're crazy."}, {"start": 2061.1, "end": 2064.1, "text": " How did you like Onimusha?"}, {"start": 2064.1, "end": 2068.54, "text": " Onimusha was one of my favorite games of the year."}, {"start": 2068.54, "end": 2081.54, "text": " That game was fucking so good, so, so good."}, {"start": 2081.54, "end": 2096.38, "text": " I ain't playing Counter Shrike right now you're crazy did you see the wild forever devs put"}, {"start": 2096.38, "end": 2101.9, "text": " a survey out on the battle net launcher and it shows 10 new classes but it's under NDA"}, {"start": 2101.9, "end": 2106.14, "text": " I don't believe that bro 10 new classes"}, {"start": 2107.26, "end": 2109.26, "text": " There's no fucking way"}, {"start": 2116.14, "end": 2120.28, "text": " It's real 10 sounds it's just a survey"}, {"start": 2121.42, "end": 2125.46, "text": " Yeah, wait, did I read that wrong? Hold on. What do we what what the fuck did you just say?"}, {"start": 2125.5, "end": 2129.06, "text": " What does that a survey and then how does that tie into 10 new classes?"}, {"start": 2129.06, "end": 2134.62, "text": " That sounds like it's it's weird because that's too many classes. That sounds like way too much"}, {"start": 2134.62, "end": 2140.02, "text": " That's like more than the already amount of classes. There are which sounds kind of weird"}, {"start": 2141.02, "end": 2143.02, "text": " That ain't wow classic anymore"}, {"start": 2144.2599999999998, "end": 2148.86, "text": " Unless they're going crazy like some ascension shit so you can do like subclasses"}, {"start": 2151.7799999999997, "end": 2153.7799999999997, "text": " It's a survey for which one"}, {"start": 2159.06, "end": 2169.2799999999997, "text": " Oh, um, I like a hero class."}, {"start": 2169.2799999999997, "end": 2174.12, "text": " It's on the launcher."}, {"start": 2174.12, "end": 2181.68, "text": " Oh, hmm."}, {"start": 2181.68, "end": 2185.92, "text": " Many airways got a DLC called busy airways with new harder maps."}, {"start": 2185.92, "end": 2188.12, "text": " the base maps are difficult."}, {"start": 2190.62, "end": 2193.92, "text": " Control is going to be game of the year 2026."}, {"start": 2197.86, "end": 2200.82, "text": " Bro, do I go back?"}, {"start": 2200.82, "end": 2201.56, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 2201.56, "end": 2204.92, "text": " I was a little annoyed of the style of game."}, {"start": 2205.02, "end": 2207.66, "text": " OK, look, I think it was kind of like, oh, here we go."}, {"start": 2207.66, "end": 2209.82, "text": " We're playing another game"}, {"start": 2209.82, "end": 2213.46, "text": " where some somebody's like talking into your fucking ear."}, {"start": 2215.92, "end": 2221.88, "text": " Maybe I'm just maybe I'm just born again. Maybe I'm just kind of a little fatigued of the narrative games"}, {"start": 2223.96, "end": 2226.52, "text": " Is that does that happen the whole playthrough?"}, {"start": 2235.7200000000003, "end": 2241.64, "text": " As soon as I heard the radio voice and like someone talking in your ear, I was like, oh fuck here we go"}, {"start": 2245.92, "end": 2259.08, "text": " That's the ADHD talking and dude, I don't think so bad."}, {"start": 2259.08, "end": 2266.88, "text": " Maybe I maybe I just gotta, um, you know, maybe I've just played too many video games."}, {"start": 2266.88, "end": 2271.44, "text": " Maybe I played too many story games."}, {"start": 2271.44, "end": 2273.78, "text": " I'm like storied out."}, {"start": 2297.1, "end": 2300.2400000000002, "text": " You finished one out of 10 games, you play mother fucker."}, {"start": 2300.2400000000002, "end": 2302.2400000000002, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 2302.2400000000002, "end": 2304.7000000000003, "text": " Silent Hill finished."}, {"start": 2304.7000000000003, "end": 2305.34, "text": " We can't bro."}, {"start": 2305.34, "end": 2308.5800000000004, "text": " We came up on a musha Silent Hill."}, {"start": 2311.6400000000003, "end": 2317.1800000000003, "text": " And then Wolverine, I basically fucking finished Wolverine."}, {"start": 2318.5400000000004, "end": 2322.0400000000004, "text": " Basically, that's just paused on the final boss."}, {"start": 2322.34, "end": 2324.5400000000004, "text": " I'm pretty sure my PlayStation is still on."}, {"start": 2325.2400000000002, "end": 2327.94, "text": " Actually, I'm pretty sure it's literally paused."}, {"start": 2327.94, "end": 2334.8, "text": " I don't shut that thing off and now control resident. It was just like hold up"}, {"start": 2338.02, "end": 2340.14, "text": " Okay, there's a lot of damn plots"}, {"start": 2351.58, "end": 2354.7200000000003, "text": " So to this year buddy, I don't know what to tell you about"}, {"start": 2357.94, "end": 2365.42, "text": " GTA 5 replay before GTA 6."}, {"start": 2365.42, "end": 2370.5, "text": " I'd rather just jump into GTA 6."}, {"start": 2370.5, "end": 2372.5, "text": " Brother."}, {"start": 2372.5, "end": 2374.98, "text": " Oh yeah, hold up."}, {"start": 2374.98, "end": 2376.86, "text": " This game, what was this?"}, {"start": 2376.86, "end": 2378.54, "text": " I got an email for this."}, {"start": 2378.54, "end": 2379.54, "text": " What was it called?"}, {"start": 2379.54, "end": 2380.54, "text": " Flinch?"}, {"start": 2380.54, "end": 2381.54, "text": " Or Flint?"}, {"start": 2381.54, "end": 2383.54, "text": " What was it called?"}, {"start": 2383.54, "end": 2386.2200000000003, "text": " It looked like a scary game that just came out."}, {"start": 2386.2200000000003, "end": 2387.2200000000003, "text": " look decent."}, {"start": 2398.82, "end": 2399.82, "text": " Where was it?"}, {"start": 2402.42, "end": 2404.32, "text": " Is it it's not is it flinch?"}, {"start": 2405.32, "end": 2407.1200000000003, "text": " It's not this. It's something else."}, {"start": 2408.32, "end": 2409.1200000000003, "text": " It's not that."}, {"start": 2409.7200000000003, "end": 2410.82, "text": " What the fuck is it?"}, {"start": 2412.2200000000003, "end": 2413.82, "text": " Surprise. One of you guys don't know."}, {"start": 2413.82, "end": 2418.82, "text": " And maybe it was on my wish list."}, {"start": 2418.82, "end": 2425.82, "text": " Mmmmm, but it was a demo."}, {"start": 2425.82, "end": 2427.82, "text": " Flick."}, {"start": 2427.82, "end": 2431.82, "text": " Flick."}, {"start": 2431.82, "end": 2433.82, "text": " I wish listed this."}, {"start": 2433.82, "end": 2439.82, "text": " Flick. See? Flinch. Flick."}, {"start": 2439.82, "end": 2441.82, "text": " Why did I wish Los Los?"}, {"start": 2469.82, "end": 2471.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2483.1000000000004, "end": 2486.92, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, I could see this being it could be good it could be good"}, {"start": 2488.0, "end": 2489.76, "text": " Maybe oh"}, {"start": 2489.76, "end": 2492.4, "text": " Yeah, yeah the demo dropper this that's why"}, {"start": 2492.4, "end": 2507.4, "text": " Shift realities with the flick of a light switch and plunge into the grotesque to uncover your family's twisted past a psychological horror game where you must balance the light you need to progress with the terrifying nightmares and summons."}, {"start": 2507.4, "end": 2513.4, "text": " You know, let's break this fucking funk. I'm just gonna play this shit."}, {"start": 2513.4, "end": 2519.4, "text": " I'm just gonna load this up. It just dropped."}, {"start": 2519.4, "end": 2528.0, "text": " I know you guys love the games where the fucking random character talks into your fucking ear. Okay. I know I"}, {"start": 2529.6800000000003, "end": 2537.52, "text": " Know you guys like those type of games, okay? I know and then you fucking say shit to me when I don't like what you like"}, {"start": 2538.52, "end": 2540.52, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 2544.32, "end": 2546.32, "text": " To each their own boys"}, {"start": 2546.32, "end": 2554.32, "text": " All right, let's see here."}, {"start": 2554.32, "end": 2555.32, "text": " Who knows though?"}, {"start": 2555.32, "end": 2556.32, "text": " Who knows?"}, {"start": 2556.32, "end": 2557.32, "text": " Flick?"}, {"start": 2557.32, "end": 2558.32, "text": " This could be potato."}, {"start": 2558.32, "end": 2559.32, "text": " It could be."}, {"start": 2559.32, "end": 2560.32, "text": " Hold that."}, {"start": 2560.32, "end": 2561.32, "text": " Hold that thought."}, {"start": 2561.32, "end": 2562.32, "text": " Fullscreen Plus."}, {"start": 2562.32, "end": 2563.32, "text": " Vsig?"}, {"start": 2563.32, "end": 2564.32, "text": " Aheadbaba?"}, {"start": 2564.32, "end": 2565.32, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2565.32, "end": 2566.32, "text": " A head bobber?"}, {"start": 2572.0800000000004, "end": 2572.5800000000004, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2576.1600000000003, "end": 2576.6600000000003, "text": " Flick."}, {"start": 2579.6600000000003, "end": 2580.1600000000003, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 2585.96, "end": 2586.46, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 2590.2000000000003, "end": 2590.7000000000003, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 2590.7000000000003, "end": 2594.32, "text": " Right now I feel a flick in my mouse."}, {"start": 2594.32, "end": 2596.32, "text": " Pencils feet"}, {"start": 2603.28, "end": 2605.28, "text": " Wait a minute"}, {"start": 2607.32, "end": 2609.76, "text": " Weird whoa"}, {"start": 2612.32, "end": 2613.8, "text": " A door"}, {"start": 2613.8, "end": 2615.2000000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2615.2000000000003, "end": 2621.6000000000004, "text": " Broke it you ungrateful locus. What would our savior say if he found out what do you think he would do you can't imagine the acts of"}, {"start": 2621.6, "end": 2626.58, "text": " contrition he would require of us fix this fix it or you're never leaving this"}, {"start": 2626.58, "end": 2639.92, "text": " closet with love and grace mommy what the heck this is a woman simulator where"}, {"start": 2639.92, "end": 2643.3199999999997, "text": " are we wait oh my god"}, {"start": 2643.52, "end": 2649.2799999999997, "text": " what the heck dude wrong game"}, {"start": 2651.6, "end": 2658.6, "text": " All right, I have, like, a piece of wood."}, {"start": 2658.6, "end": 2663.6, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 2663.6, "end": 2668.6, "text": " Oh, shit, there we go."}, {"start": 2668.6, "end": 2670.6, "text": " Wait, did he grow up in here?"}, {"start": 2670.6, "end": 2672.6, "text": " Sam, 74."}, {"start": 2672.6, "end": 2676.6, "text": " Oh, Caleb."}, {"start": 2676.6, "end": 2679.6, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 2679.6, "end": 2682.6, "text": " Why did Sam stop growing?"}, {"start": 2683.6, "end": 2684.6, "text": " Unless he's like..."}, {"start": 2686.6, "end": 2687.6, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 2690.6, "end": 2692.6, "text": " What happened to Sam?"}, {"start": 2692.6, "end": 2694.6, "text": " Can I peel this or some shit?"}, {"start": 2694.6, "end": 2695.6, "text": " The wallpaper?"}, {"start": 2697.6, "end": 2698.6, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 2703.6, "end": 2704.6, "text": " I'm leaving."}, {"start": 2705.6, "end": 2706.6, "text": " To like..."}, {"start": 2709.6, "end": 2711.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2712.6, "end": 2720.54, "text": " Mommy why brother why mommy why mommy"}, {"start": 2724.3199999999997, "end": 2729.92, "text": " All right, we definitely have some psychological"}, {"start": 2732.16, "end": 2735.88, "text": " Issues here I'm gonna flick this"}, {"start": 2739.6, "end": 2752.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2752.72, "end": 2754.12, "text": " What if you spam the light?"}, {"start": 2754.12, "end": 2758.4, "text": " Yeah, what if we just like, pull the light off?"}, {"start": 2758.4, "end": 2759.4, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 2759.4, "end": 2760.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2760.4, "end": 2763.4, "text": " She heard that."}, {"start": 2763.4, "end": 2782.92, "text": " Well, Woodstrip, Mommy loves you."}, {"start": 2782.92, "end": 2783.92, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2783.92, "end": 2784.92, "text": " A nail?"}, {"start": 2784.92, "end": 2791.6, "text": " Okay, so if it tells me we're going to put like a cross on a door, and it's going to"}, {"start": 2791.6, "end": 2811.04, "text": " just be like some tie in there okay or not let's see some demonic shit oh wow"}, {"start": 2811.04, "end": 2812.48, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 2812.48, "end": 2813.72, "text": " That doesn't look good."}, {"start": 2816.08, "end": 2817.34, "text": " Her favorite art."}, {"start": 2820.72, "end": 2821.82, "text": " Oh, there's a hammer."}, {"start": 2828.84, "end": 2830.56, "text": " What if in the demo you stay here,"}, {"start": 2830.56, "end": 2833.2, "text": " but in the actual game, you actually leave the room?"}, {"start": 2834.4, "end": 2836.24, "text": " That'd be one way of doing the demo."}, {"start": 2838.16, "end": 2840.08, "text": " Okay, we got the tools."}, {"start": 2840.08, "end": 2853.2799999999997, "text": " help somehow this helps why deep all upside down really"}, {"start": 2853.28, "end": 2866.48, "text": " Oh shit, never mind."}, {"start": 2866.48, "end": 2869.96, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 2869.96, "end": 2873.28, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 2873.28, "end": 2880.76, "text": " I can't say something, but I'm not going to say anything, okay?"}, {"start": 2880.76, "end": 2885.76, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 2896.76, "end": 2898.76, "text": " Okay, this is cosmetic."}, {"start": 2899.76, "end": 2900.76, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 2902.76, "end": 2906.76, "text": " Okay, the light switch really wants me to..."}, {"start": 2910.76, "end": 2912.76, "text": " That's fire."}, {"start": 2912.76, "end": 2914.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2916.76, "end": 2919.76, "text": " I'm not sure what the wall just said to me."}, {"start": 2919.76, "end": 2921.76, "text": " Holy Bible."}, {"start": 2923.76, "end": 2925.76, "text": " Looks like a Blake. Something looks like..."}, {"start": 2925.76, "end": 2927.76, "text": " Okay, something's in this corner."}, {"start": 2929.76, "end": 2931.76, "text": " We're gonna go in this corner."}, {"start": 2940.76, "end": 2942.76, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 2945.2000000000003, "end": 2947.2000000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2954.32, "end": 2959.34, "text": " How'd you grow super trees the fuck a super tree"}, {"start": 2965.5400000000004, "end": 2967.5400000000004, "text": " Well, oh"}, {"start": 2967.54, "end": 2978.22, "text": " oh shit we got a puzzle boys we got a puzzle brother move cars yeah oh what the"}, {"start": 2978.22, "end": 2995.62, "text": " fuck is this can I move these bricks wait attach unattached toy we got some"}, {"start": 2995.62, "end": 3014.9, "text": " shapes on the wall. Maybe I gotta collect some stuff. Can I move these? Yeah, I'm flicking."}, {"start": 3014.9, "end": 3015.7400000000002, "text": " I'm flicking."}, {"start": 3020.7400000000002, "end": 3022.78, "text": " Is that light bulb there the whole time?"}, {"start": 3025.1800000000003, "end": 3026.02, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3028.62, "end": 3029.46, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 3030.9, "end": 3031.7400000000002, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3036.6600000000003, "end": 3037.7000000000003, "text": " Rip diary page."}, {"start": 3037.7000000000003, "end": 3040.58, "text": " Mommy told me I can't make shadow puppets with my toys"}, {"start": 3040.58, "end": 3042.98, "text": " anymore, she said I was twisting their souls"}, {"start": 3042.98, "end": 3044.6600000000003, "text": " and she took them away."}, {"start": 3044.66, "end": 3046.44, "text": " All I have left are these boring shapes."}, {"start": 3046.44, "end": 3048.0, "text": " They aren't as fun as the other toys,"}, {"start": 3048.0, "end": 3051.24, "text": " but at least they still fit in my race cars."}, {"start": 3051.24, "end": 3054.3999999999996, "text": " And shapes don't have souls right, I hope not."}, {"start": 3055.56, "end": 3057.8599999999997, "text": " Brother, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 3066.22, "end": 3067.18, "text": " A teddy bear."}, {"start": 3067.18, "end": 3068.02, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 3069.7999999999997, "end": 3071.0, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 3071.0, "end": 3078.36, "text": " It looks like there's something in the teddy bear."}, {"start": 3078.36, "end": 3081.28, "text": " There's like a slit."}, {"start": 3081.28, "end": 3093.68, "text": " Can I do something with this?"}, {"start": 3093.68, "end": 3098.68, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 3098.6800000000003, "end": 3103.5600000000004, "text": " It's not a constant."}, {"start": 3103.5600000000004, "end": 3107.32, "text": " I don't know what that was."}, {"start": 3107.32, "end": 3109.2400000000002, "text": " All right, I can't actually open this."}, {"start": 3112.4400000000005, "end": 3116.6000000000004, "text": " We got some type of combo of on and off lights."}, {"start": 3120.7200000000003, "end": 3124.0400000000004, "text": " Circle toy."}, {"start": 3124.0400000000004, "end": 3124.5400000000004, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 3128.6800000000003, "end": 3138.6800000000003, "text": " No, no, no, ow. What was that?"}, {"start": 3138.6800000000003, "end": 3142.6800000000003, "text": " Chass, stop dancing."}, {"start": 3158.6800000000003, "end": 3163.6800000000003, "text": " All right. Hold on. We got this."}, {"start": 3163.6800000000003, "end": 3166.6800000000003, "text": " What is this? Wait, that's the same thing."}, {"start": 3166.6800000000003, "end": 3170.6800000000003, "text": " Is the music the same?"}, {"start": 3170.6800000000003, "end": 3176.6800000000003, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 3176.6800000000003, "end": 3180.6800000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3180.6800000000003, "end": 3183.6800000000003, "text": " We don't want that."}, {"start": 3183.6800000000003, "end": 3190.1600000000003, "text": " Played with their toys their hearts were full of laughter. What the fuck is this shit man? Who wrote this?"}, {"start": 3198.88, "end": 3205.76, "text": " There's like some sequence with shutting the lights off let's shut them both off both lights off"}, {"start": 3210.0800000000004, "end": 3212.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, we're back here, but the shapes are gone"}, {"start": 3213.6800000000003, "end": 3215.6800000000003, "text": " Attach unattach-"}, {"start": 3216.5600000000004, "end": 3218.5600000000004, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 3220.5600000000004, "end": 3222.5600000000004, "text": " Well, it just got brighter."}, {"start": 3224.9600000000005, "end": 3227.2000000000003, "text": " Whoa, a shadow."}, {"start": 3229.6800000000003, "end": 3232.6000000000004, "text": " I gotta collect more parts and do something here."}, {"start": 3235.2400000000002, "end": 3237.2400000000002, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 3237.2400000000002, "end": 3241.2400000000002, "text": " This is clear as control."}, {"start": 3241.2400000000002, "end": 3245.2400000000002, "text": " Dad, why are you comparing the two?"}, {"start": 3245.2400000000002, "end": 3251.2400000000002, "text": " Alright, what's in here?"}, {"start": 3251.2400000000002, "end": 3257.2400000000002, "text": " Now with this, the light's on."}, {"start": 3257.2400000000002, "end": 3261.2400000000002, "text": " I might turn the music on."}, {"start": 3261.2400000000002, "end": 3265.2400000000002, "text": " Can I open this?"}, {"start": 3265.2400000000002, "end": 3278.92, "text": " Wait a minute. I'm not sure if this does anything. Oh, I can attach it on this as well, but I"}, {"start": 3278.92, "end": 3289.1200000000003, "text": " don't think this is gonna do shit. We gotta get back to the home realm. Yeah, I don't"}, {"start": 3289.12, "end": 3291.12, "text": " I feel like that was gonna do shit."}, {"start": 3296.12, "end": 3298.12, "text": " I gotta get back."}, {"start": 3306.12, "end": 3309.12, "text": " What the hell? Is that something on the wall?"}, {"start": 3312.12, "end": 3314.12, "text": " Ew. It is."}, {"start": 3315.12, "end": 3317.12, "text": " I don't know if that was there the whole time."}, {"start": 3319.12, "end": 3327.0, "text": " Still lets me interact with these weird wait. There's something here. Oh the triangle was literally right there"}, {"start": 3330.2799999999997, "end": 3332.2799999999997, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3333.16, "end": 3335.16, "text": " We actually got it off the wall"}, {"start": 3339.72, "end": 3342.92, "text": " Playing music, oh wait, there's no music here"}, {"start": 3349.12, "end": 3371.52, "text": " Jammer."}, {"start": 3371.52, "end": 3375.12, "text": " Some of the dark spots have the items."}, {"start": 3375.12, "end": 3393.52, "text": " I don't see what I'm trying to make here."}, {"start": 3393.52, "end": 3396.4, "text": " This might not even be right."}, {"start": 3396.4, "end": 3399.4, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 3399.4, "end": 3401.4, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3402.4, "end": 3404.4, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3409.32, "end": 3414.5, "text": " Okay, maybe I uh change it up."}, {"start": 3420.4, "end": 3426.8, "text": " I don't think this is correct. I think I might need to collect more things. I might have to."}, {"start": 3426.8, "end": 3436.48, "text": " There's no indicator here. There is something on the other wall. I think I'm trying to recreate this symbol?"}, {"start": 3436.48, "end": 3450.1200000000003, "text": " Maybe? It totally looks like it. Oh wait, is there a triangle there? There is, but it's not small enough."}, {"start": 3450.12, "end": 3458.12, "text": " Hmm. Let me see."}, {"start": 3471.12, "end": 3477.12, "text": " Yeah, what do you mean? Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Hold on."}, {"start": 3480.12, "end": 3484.04, "text": " Hold up hold up true"}, {"start": 3493.4, "end": 3495.4, "text": " Something happened"}, {"start": 3503.16, "end": 3505.16, "text": " Oh god"}, {"start": 3505.16, "end": 3515.48, "text": " I'm jumping out the window."}, {"start": 3515.48, "end": 3521.08, "text": " I actually broke a light bulb in real life."}, {"start": 3521.08, "end": 3530.92, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3530.92, "end": 3531.92, "text": " You can't wrestle it."}, {"start": 3531.92, "end": 3532.92, "text": " It's a spirit."}, {"start": 3535.42, "end": 3537.2400000000002, "text": " That was kinda cool, subtlety."}, {"start": 3546.52, "end": 3547.96, "text": " Flick."}, {"start": 3547.96, "end": 3550.8, "text": " Yo, it's October next week."}, {"start": 3551.8, "end": 3552.64, "text": " Feels good."}, {"start": 3560.0, "end": 3561.1800000000003, "text": " Mattresses."}, {"start": 3561.92, "end": 3568.92, "text": " I don't see anything behind me."}, {"start": 3568.92, "end": 3571.92, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3571.92, "end": 3574.92, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 3574.92, "end": 3588.92, "text": " Dude, what do you mean control the crouch?"}, {"start": 3588.92, "end": 3591.42, "text": " What do you mean, control the crouch, buddy?"}, {"start": 3596.92, "end": 3597.92, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 3604.92, "end": 3605.92, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3615.42, "end": 3616.42, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3616.42, "end": 3629.38, "text": " It doesn't look like blood and no I'm safe here I'm safe here I'm from YouTube chat I"}, {"start": 3629.38, "end": 3636.2200000000003, "text": " demand you pay attention to us like twitch you know what I agreed I should how are you"}, {"start": 3636.2200000000003, "end": 3643.42, "text": " guys. Is this control? Dude, I don't think it is. This is a different game."}, {"start": 3646.1400000000003, "end": 3648.2200000000003, "text": " This is a different game. That's what I read."}, {"start": 3651.0200000000004, "end": 3654.86, "text": " This chat loves getting stuck on the game. I just don't feel like playing"}, {"start": 3654.86, "end": 3658.2200000000003, "text": " and makes it their whole personality historically."}, {"start": 3663.1000000000004, "end": 3663.9, "text": " I gotta go back."}, {"start": 3666.2200000000003, "end": 3691.2200000000003, "text": " a hell"}, {"start": 3691.2200000000003, "end": 3692.7200000000003, "text": " Hold up, hold up."}, {"start": 3699.7400000000002, "end": 3701.3, "text": " Yo, open the damn door!"}, {"start": 3701.3, "end": 3702.1400000000003, "text": " Oh, true."}, {"start": 3702.1400000000003, "end": 3703.6400000000003, "text": " Oh my God, I didn't even see that."}, {"start": 3705.38, "end": 3706.2200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3708.38, "end": 3709.34, "text": " Still nothing?"}, {"start": 3710.7400000000002, "end": 3712.0200000000004, "text": " I'm going back."}, {"start": 3712.0200000000004, "end": 3713.0200000000004, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3715.34, "end": 3716.1800000000003, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 3717.46, "end": 3718.5000000000005, "text": " That was somebody."}, {"start": 3721.2200000000003, "end": 3737.6600000000003, "text": " Wait, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 3737.6600000000003, "end": 3745.7000000000003, "text": " Wait did I just reset it?"}, {"start": 3745.7000000000003, "end": 3749.86, "text": " I don't know if I just reset it."}, {"start": 3749.86, "end": 3753.6600000000003, "text": " Oh wait, I can't turn this, oh I can't turn this one off."}, {"start": 3753.6600000000003, "end": 3754.5, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 3764.1, "end": 3764.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3768.1400000000003, "end": 3769.84, "text": " You know what, sure the game's already good"}, {"start": 3769.84, "end": 3773.02, "text": " because 20 minutes and I haven't had like,"}, {"start": 3773.02, "end": 3776.7000000000003, "text": " eye screaming, excruciating jump scare"}, {"start": 3776.7000000000003, "end": 3780.78, "text": " for just like the fucking fat, just to have it."}, {"start": 3782.9800000000005, "end": 3783.82, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3787.0600000000004, "end": 3788.6600000000003, "text": " Inbound, I jinxed it."}, {"start": 3801.26, "end": 3802.1000000000004, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3806.7000000000003, "end": 3821.9, "text": " I'm going to pretend I didn't see that oh shit is it the same letter he was nailed to"}, {"start": 3821.9, "end": 3830.9800000000005, "text": " the cross for me oh god yeah why I don't think I'm going in there you know I think"}, {"start": 3830.98, "end": 3835.98, "text": " I am going to find a..."}, {"start": 3837.66, "end": 3840.38, "text": " Does that have like an extension cable to it?"}, {"start": 3843.22, "end": 3844.34, "text": " All right, let's go in here."}, {"start": 3844.34, "end": 3845.62, "text": " Fuck it, let's go in here."}, {"start": 3847.86, "end": 3848.7, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 3858.26, "end": 3859.26, "text": " Oh God."}, {"start": 3860.98, "end": 3862.98, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3871.98, "end": 3872.98, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 3874.98, "end": 3875.98, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 3880.98, "end": 3882.98, "text": " Hello there!"}, {"start": 3882.98, "end": 3884.98, "text": " We're going to get a little solideva!"}, {"start": 3886.98, "end": 3888.98, "text": " Who works a hellish day job?"}, {"start": 3890.98, "end": 3897.98, "text": " I'm aiming to launch a flick on November 19th same day as Believable Game."}, {"start": 3897.98, "end": 3900.98, "text": " The Believable Game!"}, {"start": 3900.98, "end": 3905.98, "text": " If you want to help this little David face down one hell of a guy, you know what to do."}, {"start": 3905.98, "end": 3908.98, "text": " This guy's gonna release it the same day as GTA 6."}, {"start": 3908.98, "end": 3910.98, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3910.98, "end": 3913.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3913.98, "end": 3915.98, "text": " That's uh..."}, {"start": 3915.98, "end": 3917.98, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3917.98, "end": 3924.98, "text": " Shattisaurus, Shattisaurus."}, {"start": 3924.98, "end": 3939.98, "text": " That was pretty nice, that was pretty cool dude, that was a bad."}, {"start": 3939.98, "end": 3965.34, "text": " Yeah, that was a bad buddy that wasn't bad."}, {"start": 3965.34, "end": 3968.34, "text": " Oh, for some Sunday, yeah, was Resident Evil good?"}, {"start": 3968.34, "end": 3971.1000000000004, "text": " I'll probably, honestly, I'll probably play it once."}, {"start": 3975.7400000000002, "end": 3977.86, "text": " Or I'll probably watch it when it comes out digitally."}, {"start": 3977.86, "end": 3979.54, "text": " I still haven't seen the Odyssey."}, {"start": 3984.82, "end": 3986.32, "text": " I still haven't seen that one."}, {"start": 3987.34, "end": 3989.3, "text": " Shame, shame."}, {"start": 3989.3, "end": 3997.3, "text": " You watching prime time which one is that?"}, {"start": 3997.3, "end": 4006.3, "text": " These are the games he loves, the ones that end in 20 minutes."}, {"start": 4006.3, "end": 4011.3, "text": " Bro, yo bio, okay bro, okay bio did you beat control?"}, {"start": 4011.3, "end": 4013.3, "text": " Hey, hey did you beat control?"}, {"start": 4013.3, "end": 4015.3, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4020.82, "end": 4028.7400000000002, "text": " The Chris, what's his face movie? Um, I would watch that too. Yeah, I've heard mixed things"}, {"start": 4031.54, "end": 4033.54, "text": " Um, I don't know bro"}, {"start": 4035.6200000000003, "end": 4038.34, "text": " Is it a buy is it a like a biography movie?"}, {"start": 4043.3, "end": 4049.98, "text": " Odyssey is two hours and 52 minutes. Oh, yeah, I know I know the movie that's gonna be long"}, {"start": 4050.94, "end": 4052.94, "text": " Game that just came out"}, {"start": 4054.9, "end": 4060.3, "text": " Brother you're linking me a pinball game bro Minecraft event"}, {"start": 4066.02, "end": 4068.2200000000003, "text": " Does it actually make Chris Hansen look bad"}, {"start": 4068.2200000000003, "end": 4084.5800000000004, "text": " weird. I don't really know. I honestly don't know everything. I don't know everything, bro."}, {"start": 4084.58, "end": 4093.58, "text": " Um, what do we have here?"}, {"start": 4114.58, "end": 4135.0199999999995, "text": " play I am bread was I'm thinking we do listen we're doing subsunday tomorrow"}, {"start": 4135.02, "end": 4145.06, "text": " I just randomly clicked on a random control stream and the person was still talking to"}, {"start": 4145.06, "end": 4147.8, "text": " that that girl in the office."}, {"start": 4147.8, "end": 4155.38, "text": " Maybe the guy just started the game unless you always go back to that same spot."}, {"start": 4155.38, "end": 4157.660000000001, "text": " Is that like the hub?"}, {"start": 4157.660000000001, "end": 4158.660000000001, "text": " You don't."}, {"start": 4158.66, "end": 4159.66, "text": " I was just seeing it."}, {"start": 4168.66, "end": 4172.66, "text": " I say we do a little bit of war doggy doggy"}, {"start": 4172.66, "end": 4174.16, "text": " and then we go from there."}, {"start": 4174.16, "end": 4178.0599999999995, "text": " Poggy Poggy and then Sunday."}, {"start": 4178.0599999999995, "end": 4180.66, "text": " We got we got some Sunday boys."}, {"start": 4180.66, "end": 4183.0599999999995, "text": " Holy moly your guys's votes."}, {"start": 4183.16, "end": 4183.66, "text": " Oof."}, {"start": 4184.5599999999995, "end": 4185.46, "text": " They're gonna be good."}, {"start": 4185.5599999999995, "end": 4186.16, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 4186.16, "end": 4192.0599999999995, "text": " because there's gonna be crazy games coming out and then the next big game"}, {"start": 4192.0599999999995, "end": 4195.66, "text": " what's the next big game we're talking about"}, {"start": 4201.54, "end": 4208.62, "text": " ace zombie I thought ace combat already out you can already play it what was"}, {"start": 4208.62, "end": 4214.0199999999995, "text": " this game again oh it three days oh it's not out yet I thought you could"}, {"start": 4214.02, "end": 4221.280000000001, "text": " literally play it right now is it usually the cutscenes in this game are"}, {"start": 4221.280000000001, "end": 4227.040000000001, "text": " really good which one is this one about I heard they made this game as a"}, {"start": 4227.040000000001, "end": 4232.68, "text": " standalone entry to if you want to just play never played it before take a look"}, {"start": 4232.68, "end": 4241.320000000001, "text": " what a sight to behold oh yeah this one that's all over the last lands of the"}, {"start": 4241.32, "end": 4244.759999999999, "text": " The FCU. The Federation of Central Asia."}, {"start": 4244.759999999999, "end": 4247.16, "text": " Hey, I remember when they revealed it."}, {"start": 4247.16, "end": 4250.92, "text": " First of all, thank you for joining us on this ship."}, {"start": 4250.92, "end": 4254.84, "text": " Hello there, my dear newcomer. You are very lucky you know it."}, {"start": 4254.84, "end": 4258.2, "text": " Yes, we are critically undermanned on this ship."}, {"start": 4258.2, "end": 4263.08, "text": " Don't worry at all. The man in front is Jan Rex Coe, the wings of Thief."}, {"start": 4263.08, "end": 4266.5199999999995, "text": " You're riding shotgun with a legendary ace of aces."}, {"start": 4266.5199999999995, "end": 4270.28, "text": " He's a last-duration fabricated by the real criminal of social media."}, {"start": 4270.28, "end": 4272.36, "text": " Raid on contact as we think it's the shadows."}, {"start": 4272.86, "end": 4274.36, "text": " Our lone target is waiting for us."}, {"start": 4274.36, "end": 4275.24, "text": " Our dog's fire."}, {"start": 4275.24, "end": 4276.2, "text": " Time to pull out."}, {"start": 4276.2, "end": 4276.98, "text": " Tire's human."}, {"start": 4276.98, "end": 4277.74, "text": " You're under that."}, {"start": 4277.74, "end": 4278.54, "text": " Captain, get back!"}, {"start": 4282.74, "end": 4284.24, "text": " Stealth-swimming soldier..."}, {"start": 4285.24, "end": 4286.44, "text": " Making all my life..."}, {"start": 4290.16, "end": 4291.28, "text": " Let's get rid of Rex!"}, {"start": 4291.28, "end": 4292.04, "text": " We can't go!"}, {"start": 4292.04, "end": 4293.08, "text": " My killer is Rex!"}, {"start": 4293.08, "end": 4296.04, "text": " To keep up alive, wings of Eve must stay on the mission."}, {"start": 4296.04, "end": 4297.24, "text": " We must fly."}, {"start": 4297.24, "end": 4299.32, "text": " I can make up your kill count to be whatever."}, {"start": 4300.28, "end": 4305.28, "text": " Right. For now on, you'll be the greatest ace pilot this war will ever know."}, {"start": 4313.28, "end": 4315.28, "text": " Ace Combat."}, {"start": 4315.28, "end": 4317.28, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 4328.5599999999995, "end": 4334.08, "text": " You have to play it yeah the reviews I mean they're saying it's fucking good shit. I mean, you know"}, {"start": 4336.08, "end": 4340.8, "text": " I'll probably try it if there's nothing out the day of next week, I'll try it"}, {"start": 4340.8, "end": 4346.68, "text": " You didn't finish Ace Combat 7. I didn't but you know what? I'm willing to try again here."}, {"start": 4349.0, "end": 4354.88, "text": " I'm willing to try again. Okay, I'm in the flying mood a lot more."}, {"start": 4357.2, "end": 4365.72, "text": " Literally says no you never trust the weave. Is this Ace Combat? Isn't super weedy. It is and it isn't."}, {"start": 4365.72, "end": 4376.72, "text": " It is and isn't."}, {"start": 4376.72, "end": 4383.0, "text": " It doesn't have like your typical anime tropes in it, but it is like a Japanese arcade jet"}, {"start": 4383.0, "end": 4386.84, "text": " game."}, {"start": 4386.84, "end": 4388.96, "text": " It is just doesn't look like anime."}, {"start": 4388.96, "end": 4394.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, it's not like super obnoxiously weedy where it's always like the somebody saying"}, {"start": 4394.4400000000005, "end": 4401.92, "text": " the main character's fucking name um better yeah he couldn't like every two seconds it's"}, {"start": 4401.92, "end": 4407.68, "text": " not gonna do like some crazy shit like that there is a little weabiness bro it's bond"}, {"start": 4407.68, "end": 4419.160000000001, "text": " dynamco these games like built into it"}, {"start": 4419.160000000001, "end": 4424.000000000001, "text": " it's how kojima imagines the us army you think so I don't think so but this is bond"}, {"start": 4424.0, "end": 4428.0, "text": " Dynamico complete different entity. Fuck you, Sandra."}, {"start": 4430.0, "end": 4431.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 4433.2, "end": 4434.2, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 4437.2, "end": 4439.88, "text": " All right, boys, I think we're doing a little bit of warpogies."}, {"start": 4440.88, "end": 4444.24, "text": " All right, there's a lot of blue soldier fucking noobs out there"}, {"start": 4444.24, "end": 4447.18, "text": " who are stuck in spawn who still don't know how to fly."}, {"start": 4447.74, "end": 4450.18, "text": " OK, and they're scared."}, {"start": 4450.18, "end": 4452.38, "text": " OK, and they need a transport."}, {"start": 4454.0, "end": 4468.6, "text": " What else do I do, bro? What else do I do? What else do I do? Medic arc today if I hit"}, {"start": 4468.6, "end": 4479.44, "text": " level 11. I know I did say I was at 100k, but it was late at night. I don't remember."}, {"start": 4479.4400000000005, "end": 4487.360000000001, "text": " I spent 75 K unlocking the hammer. I think I've made a hundred K after or I spent 75 K"}, {"start": 4490.56, "end": 4493.360000000001, "text": " Let me see Bob gaming"}, {"start": 4498.4800000000005, "end": 4504.8, "text": " Oh, I know no no, I did make a hundred seventy five K. I would bro. I was down bad"}, {"start": 4504.8, "end": 4510.04, "text": " All right, I was down bad, but now it's the recovery factor I"}, {"start": 4511.4800000000005, "end": 4516.84, "text": " Notice the armor in this game gets insane. I head shot at a guy four times"}, {"start": 4518.4800000000005, "end": 4521.96, "text": " Your time last night I head shot at a fucking guy four times"}, {"start": 4521.96, "end": 4527.2, "text": " It just kept hard-peaking me when I was sniping you're telling me the armor it gets that strong in the game"}, {"start": 4528.76, "end": 4530.76, "text": " With a motion I"}, {"start": 4530.76, "end": 4536.400000000001, "text": " I swear to god I head shot him four times."}, {"start": 4536.400000000001, "end": 4537.900000000001, "text": " I thought he was cheating."}, {"start": 4537.900000000001, "end": 4541.8, "text": " I just haven't played a lot of the end game shit in the game so I don't know how insane"}, {"start": 4541.8, "end": 4545.360000000001, "text": " it gets."}, {"start": 4545.360000000001, "end": 4546.96, "text": " Is it the tier 4 helmet?"}, {"start": 4546.96, "end": 4551.96, "text": " Oh, you need- oh true, I did have the basic ammo."}, {"start": 4551.96, "end": 4555.5, "text": " I don't really know how insane this game gets end game."}, {"start": 4555.5, "end": 4559.16, "text": " I still use the basic shit ammo."}, {"start": 4559.16, "end": 4567.12, "text": " Most of it if you headshot it still kills 99% of targets. There's occasionally a really geared out motherfucker"}, {"start": 4569.099999999999, "end": 4576.28, "text": " But like I don't know are most people running crazy or ammo and games kind of boring I"}, {"start": 4579.72, "end": 4584.96, "text": " Think if anything that might be the game's interesting flaw"}, {"start": 4585.88, "end": 4587.72, "text": " the balance of"}, {"start": 4587.72, "end": 4594.58, "text": " Really geared people compared to newer gamers coming in and trying to compete against them and just getting annihilated"}, {"start": 4595.320000000001, "end": 4597.76, "text": " While trying to learn a different game sequence"}, {"start": 4601.52, "end": 4608.92, "text": " I think that this game isn't interesting. It's a fun game, but I wonder how they're gonna balance all of that together"}, {"start": 4608.92, "end": 4619.08, "text": " I mean the good thing is you can just kill a motherfucker and take his like high level gear"}, {"start": 4619.08, "end": 4632.8, "text": " yeah but even after the wipe I'm curious how many people are gonna stay I have noticed so"}, {"start": 4632.8, "end": 4635.24, "text": " How many people do not build the initial fob?"}, {"start": 4635.24, "end": 4636.24, "text": " Oh my god they did!"}, {"start": 4636.24, "end": 4637.24, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 4637.24, "end": 4645.78, "text": " I'm gonna do some runs."}, {"start": 4645.78, "end": 4648.08, "text": " Get some SMGs, you level up fast."}, {"start": 4648.08, "end": 4656.08, "text": " I'm gonna fly a little bit and then do some metagang."}, {"start": 4656.08, "end": 4659.08, "text": " I'm not leveling all over again."}, {"start": 4659.08, "end": 4661.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4661.08, "end": 4663.08, "text": " I see that"}, {"start": 4667.42, "end": 4671.5, "text": " It's gonna be an interesting balance, maybe if they convert everybody's money"}, {"start": 4672.72, "end": 4678.5599999999995, "text": " Yeah, I don't know what they're gonna do with that. I think that's where the game is gonna hit a weird area"}, {"start": 4681.48, "end": 4683.48, "text": " It is a good game"}, {"start": 4683.4800000000005, "end": 4689.42, "text": " It's a really I think it's a very good game balancing all that is going to be"}, {"start": 4689.42, "end": 4695.000000000001, "text": " what's interesting at the same time do they need a wife do they have to are the"}, {"start": 4695.000000000001, "end": 4700.400000000001, "text": " gold bar is going to be what saves it hey yeah bro what do you think man they're"}, {"start": 4700.400000000001, "end": 4704.320000000001, "text": " gonna wipe our progress right you coming back"}, {"start": 4705.92, "end": 4710.040000000001, "text": " you're coming back after the wife"}, {"start": 4710.04, "end": 4713.48, "text": " All right, that's cool, man."}, {"start": 4713.48, "end": 4723.44, "text": " I don't know where you're going, bro, I gotta drop some shit off."}, {"start": 4723.44, "end": 4729.96, "text": " Maybe they'll, like, accelerate it, I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 4729.96, "end": 4733.16, "text": " Every time I play this game, I just wish I had a bigger server."}, {"start": 4733.16, "end": 4739.16, "text": " I'll be real, every time I play this fucking game, yeah, where are you going, market,"}, {"start": 4739.16, "end": 4744.98, "text": " I'm kind of like I wish I was doing this with like a auto mega server every fucking time I play this"}, {"start": 4751.099999999999, "end": 4756.7, "text": " Like it's a forever going there's always shit that needs to be done just kind of log it and work with the team"}, {"start": 4757.7, "end": 4759.7, "text": " Why are you leaving dude?"}, {"start": 4769.16, "end": 4774.16, "text": " I think it'll be interesting to see who copies this game."}, {"start": 4774.16, "end": 4779.16, "text": " We all know that's how these games are made."}, {"start": 4779.16, "end": 4785.16, "text": " If the battle royales are over, if the extraction shooters are over,"}, {"start": 4785.16, "end": 4790.16, "text": " and if this is like history is going to repeat itself a little bit,"}, {"start": 4790.16, "end": 4796.16, "text": " I'm curious what the next one is going to be."}, {"start": 4796.16, "end": 4800.16, "text": " It's already in development. It's just about when they announce it."}, {"start": 4802.16, "end": 4804.16, "text": " Who's gonna do it? I don't know."}, {"start": 4806.16, "end": 4808.16, "text": " Armor Reforger 2."}, {"start": 4812.16, "end": 4816.16, "text": " And it's gonna be one that is gonna bring the console players in."}, {"start": 4818.16, "end": 4825.16, "text": " It's gonna be like a fusion of like, a little more casual crossplay."}, {"start": 4826.16, "end": 4828.16, "text": " Some shit."}, {"start": 4830.16, "end": 4833.16, "text": " I could pick up one guy, but whatever."}, {"start": 4834.16, "end": 4843.16, "text": " This game is gonna be on console, I know, but you realize that there's gonna be another one like this that is out the gate cross-play."}, {"start": 4850.16, "end": 4853.16, "text": " Buy two pallets, you can't get two pallets on this."}, {"start": 4856.16, "end": 4863.16, "text": " Bellum? Umm, you know what? Bellum was..."}, {"start": 4863.16, "end": 4872.84, "text": " Nah. You know what? Bellum was good, but it was shallow. It felt shallow. It felt like"}, {"start": 4872.84, "end": 4879.58, "text": " been here done that, to be honest. Unless the game has changed dramatically since I"}, {"start": 4879.58, "end": 4884.72, "text": " last played it, it just felt like a squad adjacent. I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 4885.42, "end": 4889.2, "text": " Did I fly this like a little bird sometimes and then I feel like I'm gonna die"}, {"start": 4891.320000000001, "end": 4893.320000000001, "text": " This is a fucking whale"}, {"start": 4898.76, "end": 4902.26, "text": " There you go, but the dog-bash dog-bash"}, {"start": 4908.6, "end": 4913.54, "text": " You can still whip the beach yeah, you can still whip you can whip this around"}, {"start": 4914.72, "end": 4919.72, "text": " Oh, I might die here."}, {"start": 4919.72, "end": 4924.72, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 4924.72, "end": 4929.72, "text": " Still dead."}, {"start": 4929.72, "end": 4934.72, "text": " Dude, stop!"}, {"start": 4934.72, "end": 4936.72, "text": " Holy shit, dude, what?"}, {"start": 4936.72, "end": 4939.72, "text": " It hasn't even been 20 points and they already got AA up?"}, {"start": 4944.72, "end": 4950.320000000001, "text": " You can dodge it if you hard turn the last second."}, {"start": 4950.320000000001, "end": 4956.12, "text": " Have they not deposited the pallets?"}, {"start": 4956.12, "end": 4960.52, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 4960.52, "end": 4961.52, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 4961.52, "end": 4974.52, "text": " Here, I'll maybe pick up one of these people."}, {"start": 4974.52, "end": 4979.52, "text": " Or do I just spam pallets?"}, {"start": 4979.52, "end": 4983.52, "text": " I'll pick up one guy."}, {"start": 4983.52, "end": 4986.52, "text": " Risk everything for 50 fucking hundreds!"}, {"start": 4986.52, "end": 4988.52, "text": " I'll get it, I'll get it."}, {"start": 4988.52, "end": 4992.52, "text": " I'll get it, boys!"}, {"start": 4995.52, "end": 4997.52, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 4997.52, "end": 5000.52, "text": " Wait, I can reposition this, right?"}, {"start": 5000.52, "end": 5002.52, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5002.52, "end": 5007.52, "text": " Crazy. There we go."}, {"start": 5007.52, "end": 5010.52, "text": " I think it's not doing enough."}, {"start": 5010.52, "end": 5015.52, "text": " Yeah, the money's up. The greed's up."}, {"start": 5018.52, "end": 5020.52, "text": " They left."}, {"start": 5022.52, "end": 5026.52, "text": " Yeah, I don't see A. I don't see negative."}, {"start": 5026.52, "end": 5031.52, "text": " Oh, yeah, let me get flares."}, {"start": 5031.52, "end": 5036.52, "text": " Let me get flares."}, {"start": 5056.52, "end": 5062.360000000001, "text": " Let's go also to repair fully bro. It's fine your rotors like never go out"}, {"start": 5064.120000000001, "end": 5069.6, "text": " Usually you you lose your rotors in this game if you're gonna lose your rotors in this game you lose your fucking rotors"}, {"start": 5070.400000000001, "end": 5072.400000000001, "text": " You can fly yellow"}, {"start": 5072.56, "end": 5074.96, "text": " Usually when you lose your rotors, it's GG"}, {"start": 5080.64, "end": 5082.64, "text": " You can still control it somewhat"}, {"start": 5086.52, "end": 5090.52, "text": " Players are very expensive."}, {"start": 5090.52, "end": 5094.52, "text": " Can you destroy AA missiles while they're locked on?"}, {"start": 5094.52, "end": 5098.52, "text": " I don't think so. Wait, what do you mean, destroy them?"}, {"start": 5101.52, "end": 5104.52, "text": " You've only countermeasures your players."}, {"start": 5104.52, "end": 5116.52, "text": " Shoot it, bitch!"}, {"start": 5116.52, "end": 5124.64, "text": " Shoot it, bitch!"}, {"start": 5124.64, "end": 5131.4800000000005, "text": " I still- yo, petition to make it so every successful flare is a plus one thousand."}, {"start": 5131.4800000000005, "end": 5134.4800000000005, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 5134.4800000000005, "end": 5140.34, "text": " skill on both factors that motherfucker gets 15 grand for shooting me down do you"}, {"start": 5140.34, "end": 5145.46, "text": " know how much more skill it takes to dodge their shit while fucking flying a"}, {"start": 5145.46, "end": 5147.620000000001, "text": " boat"}, {"start": 5151.14, "end": 5155.780000000001, "text": " plus by the way they have like 50 shots"}, {"start": 5155.78, "end": 5170.0199999999995, "text": " I don't want the bull! Mayday, mayday! Mayday, mayday! Wait, this thing can tank one?"}, {"start": 5170.0199999999995, "end": 5181.82, "text": " Maybe it's where it impacted me. Dude, I got three caseloads of shit! Deposit,"}, {"start": 5181.82, "end": 5209.34, "text": " I'm about to fucking die and spawn and deposit on myself."}, {"start": 5209.34, "end": 5221.18, "text": " gentle gentle there we go"}, {"start": 5221.18, "end": 5226.7, "text": " oh do I start moving fuel and ammo or do I just keep spamming supplies I"}, {"start": 5226.7, "end": 5240.179999999999, "text": " I should be up like 10 grand, but these fuckers are not depositing my shit."}, {"start": 5240.179999999999, "end": 5241.179999999999, "text": " Do you ammo?"}, {"start": 5241.179999999999, "end": 5242.179999999999, "text": " You get money if they kill stuff?"}, {"start": 5242.179999999999, "end": 5243.179999999999, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 5243.179999999999, "end": 5244.179999999999, "text": " You do?"}, {"start": 5244.179999999999, "end": 5245.179999999999, "text": " Yeah, fuel for the drills."}, {"start": 5245.179999999999, "end": 5246.179999999999, "text": " Fubby, fubby!"}, {"start": 5246.179999999999, "end": 5247.179999999999, "text": " Fubby!"}, {"start": 5247.18, "end": 5249.18, "text": " Yeah, fuel for the drills."}, {"start": 5254.18, "end": 5256.18, "text": " Fubby, fubby! Fubby!"}, {"start": 5259.18, "end": 5261.18, "text": " I literally do not see the Bob, but fuck."}, {"start": 5261.18, "end": 5263.18, "text": " That was right there."}, {"start": 5263.18, "end": 5265.18, "text": " Okay, I guess we do have a shit ton of fuel."}, {"start": 5265.18, "end": 5267.18, "text": " Yeah, let's start getting other stuff."}, {"start": 5271.18, "end": 5275.18, "text": " By the way, do you get the artillery truck? Do drivers get the artillery truck?"}, {"start": 5277.18, "end": 5287.18, "text": " Oh, I guess the payoff is there, because driving is pretty... is grindy."}, {"start": 5287.18, "end": 5292.18, "text": " Oh my god, how does that even happen?"}, {"start": 5292.18, "end": 5299.18, "text": " I don't know what button I just pressed to do that, but okay."}, {"start": 5299.18, "end": 5301.18, "text": " Recovered."}, {"start": 5307.18, "end": 5329.780000000001, "text": " there it is. Yeah, you should be able to drop mines or some shit from the Huey. In the base,"}, {"start": 5329.78, "end": 5333.78, "text": " There it is. Thank you. Supplies deposited. Feels good."}, {"start": 5340.78, "end": 5346.78, "text": " Very nice. Very nice. Ammo next? Yeah. Hey, I'm on a lot of quad streak of pallets right now."}, {"start": 5347.78, "end": 5353.78, "text": " How many flares dodged? Four? I mean, four rockets dodged? Four pallets delivered?"}, {"start": 5353.78, "end": 5355.78, "text": " I'm not keeping count."}, {"start": 5359.78, "end": 5374.78, "text": " I feel like armor dodging rockets is more difficult."}, {"start": 5374.78, "end": 5382.78, "text": " Yeah, I've noticed people do this with crates."}, {"start": 5382.78, "end": 5385.38, "text": " I wonder why people do that."}, {"start": 5385.38, "end": 5386.38, "text": " I've noticed that."}, {"start": 5386.38, "end": 5394.54, "text": " trying to achieve. Hey, I don't want to ride, I'm leaving. I'm lifting if you want to ride."}, {"start": 5399.82, "end": 5402.7, "text": " What? Thanks for the ride. Sure, man."}, {"start": 5405.66, "end": 5408.54, "text": " Hey, man, you coming back to this game once they wipe?"}, {"start": 5408.54, "end": 5415.54, "text": " I'm pretty low anyway, so I thought it was going to change from me, so most likely."}, {"start": 5415.54, "end": 5418.54, "text": " Wait, your money is low?"}, {"start": 5418.54, "end": 5424.54, "text": " Yeah, I started it up a couple of days ago and got much playing time, so..."}, {"start": 5424.54, "end": 5431.54, "text": " Oh yeah, I see, you got the free weapon, huh? You down bad?"}, {"start": 5431.54, "end": 5438.1, "text": " not too much but it's like I'm still getting used to the game so I don't want to waste money"}, {"start": 5438.1, "end": 5443.9, "text": " on the cage and die immediately so I just scavenge a good, a better weapon and then use it for"}, {"start": 5443.9, "end": 5444.9, "text": " man."}, {"start": 5444.9, "end": 5447.9, "text": " Yeah that makes sense that's the way to do it."}, {"start": 5447.9, "end": 5450.9, "text": " Look at the people who play the Stratum's hit."}, {"start": 5450.9, "end": 5457.9, "text": " Yeah and by the time I finish fighting I may have my money back anyway so."}, {"start": 5457.900000000001, "end": 5459.900000000001, "text": " Oh yeah sure sure."}, {"start": 5461.38, "end": 5463.38, "text": " Nice man, thanks."}, {"start": 5464.38, "end": 5466.38, "text": " Oh shit, field deliver!"}, {"start": 5467.02, "end": 5469.02, "text": " Knocked bash!"}, {"start": 5471.740000000001, "end": 5474.3, "text": " That guy was uh, I've been doing that too."}, {"start": 5474.3, "end": 5481.900000000001, "text": " You just go in on a free loadout and then you see people who drop like fucking 40k kits load in and just take their whole kit."}, {"start": 5487.900000000001, "end": 5495.780000000001, "text": " Free loadouts are OP, if you just want to make money."}, {"start": 5495.780000000001, "end": 5500.02, "text": " I guess the only thing is, I don't know, it depends."}, {"start": 5500.02, "end": 5503.580000000001, "text": " Too many of that is bad."}, {"start": 5503.580000000001, "end": 5507.1, "text": " So I got 300k."}, {"start": 5507.1, "end": 5511.620000000001, "text": " You do the leg meta with a pump shotty, buckshot, one taps legs."}, {"start": 5511.62, "end": 5520.42, "text": " I don't know about it about that that sounds like some Tarkov shit"}, {"start": 5525.62, "end": 5531.18, "text": " Free loadout plus recon scope. Yeah, the spotting is so strong in this game"}, {"start": 5532.38, "end": 5534.7, "text": " And it is the moneymaker all the time"}, {"start": 5536.82, "end": 5539.18, "text": " Yeah, I'm leaving if anyone wants to ride"}, {"start": 5542.58, "end": 5546.92, "text": " Lifting in two seconds. Yeah, one guy's extra money"}, {"start": 5550.14, "end": 5558.599999999999, "text": " What am I doing? Wait, what do we need more fuel probably it looks like this team's actually coming together to potentially pop off and win this"}, {"start": 5561.599999999999, "end": 5565.599999999999, "text": " Hey, I'm lifting if anyone wants to ride I'm leaving one guy I"}, {"start": 5565.6, "end": 5574.320000000001, "text": " I think that guy is literally selling gear at base."}, {"start": 5574.320000000001, "end": 5575.320000000001, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 5575.320000000001, "end": 5577.04, "text": " What up man?"}, {"start": 5577.04, "end": 5585.68, "text": " He's selling 50 cows to players who haven't unlocked it yet."}, {"start": 5585.68, "end": 5588.240000000001, "text": " For low levels?"}, {"start": 5588.240000000001, "end": 5592.92, "text": " That's actually kind of, there's RPing as proper."}, {"start": 5592.92, "end": 5599.04, "text": " that man yeah you are coming back when the game you come back when the game"}, {"start": 5599.04, "end": 5601.72, "text": " wipes"}, {"start": 5601.72, "end": 5605.72, "text": " now man there's the one I'm done you know"}, {"start": 5605.72, "end": 5609.72, "text": " wait really?"}, {"start": 5609.72, "end": 5613.72, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5613.72, "end": 5617.72, "text": " I need a sniping game other than fucking AZ"}, {"start": 5617.72, "end": 5621.72, "text": " geez"}, {"start": 5621.72, "end": 5625.72, "text": " alright man I don't know if you're landing here I'm dropping supplies off"}, {"start": 5625.72, "end": 5627.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5635.4800000000005, "end": 5641.04, "text": " Will say I fucking this map is this this tower on this map on blue sucks ass"}, {"start": 5641.6, "end": 5647.1, "text": " It's such a tight fucking tree area that Ariel with the whale can sometimes"}, {"start": 5647.8, "end": 5649.8, "text": " It's a little scary sometimes"}, {"start": 5650.8, "end": 5654.96, "text": " There's so many fucking trees near the landing tower this map"}, {"start": 5655.72, "end": 5661.12, "text": " I don't know if it's identical foliage and trees on every tower"}, {"start": 5665.0, "end": 5668.4800000000005, "text": " Excuse me, it should be random every match. Yeah, that'd be cool"}, {"start": 5673.240000000001, "end": 5675.240000000001, "text": " Blue has the worst bonds"}, {"start": 5678.52, "end": 5682.0, "text": " I would I would listen to some music. I just don't know what to listen to I"}, {"start": 5682.0, "end": 5686.0, "text": " I need a jayhook to ship better"}, {"start": 5689.8, "end": 5691.96, "text": " 16k only pallet runs"}, {"start": 5696.04, "end": 5704.48, "text": " I was actually very successful last night playing heavy recon and sniping but it's very server dependent on how good the players are"}, {"start": 5706.76, "end": 5710.68, "text": " Hang out one guy I'm leaving there's always one guy"}, {"start": 5712.0, "end": 5714.0, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 5719.28, "end": 5722.2, "text": " You down bad bro? Are you a in-game millionaire?"}, {"start": 5725.04, "end": 5727.04, "text": " Well you're in-game millionaire?"}, {"start": 5729.44, "end": 5731.44, "text": " You down bad?"}, {"start": 5735.24, "end": 5737.24, "text": " Shit. Yeah."}, {"start": 5737.24, "end": 5738.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5739.9, "end": 5741.679999999999, "text": " It's all good, brother."}, {"start": 5741.679999999999, "end": 5744.5, "text": " They're gonna add clardar or some shit to this soon."}, {"start": 5748.84, "end": 5749.679999999999, "text": " Don't worry, don't worry."}, {"start": 5749.679999999999, "end": 5751.2, "text": " This is gonna be a good one here, all right?"}, {"start": 5751.2, "end": 5753.0, "text": " Gonna drop you off somewhere nice."}, {"start": 5754.84, "end": 5756.2, "text": " And you're gonna make money."}, {"start": 5763.04, "end": 5763.88, "text": " And we're dead."}, {"start": 5763.88, "end": 5766.96, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5766.96, "end": 5775.88, "text": " Dude, yo, honestly, I don't even know, man, sorry, uh, fuck, dude, honestly, dude, I don't"}, {"start": 5775.88, "end": 5778.4400000000005, "text": " even know."}, {"start": 5778.4400000000005, "end": 5787.0, "text": " I'm not gonna let this life go to waste, let someone rescue me, shit, the streak!"}, {"start": 5787.0, "end": 5798.0, "text": " Bro, I swear sometimes you hold the roll too hard, and then it like creeps up on you."}, {"start": 5817.0, "end": 5823.0, "text": " I guess I did roll at like 400 kilometers per hour."}, {"start": 5831.0, "end": 5835.0, "text": " Sorry man. Okay, apparently I crashed in like the most fucking heavily."}, {"start": 5838.0, "end": 5842.0, "text": " Combat area. It sounded like the worst shit was happening there. What even was that?"}, {"start": 5842.0, "end": 5858.0, "text": " Alright, I had one life on the Huey. I lost it. Now I got one life on the little bird until I start sniping."}, {"start": 5858.0, "end": 5866.0, "text": " There's not a lot of passengers. They really need to make it so little birds get little pallets."}, {"start": 5866.0, "end": 5869.0, "text": " The fucking crates are useless."}, {"start": 5869.0, "end": 5872.0, "text": " Oh yeah, hop in, hop in."}, {"start": 5881.0, "end": 5884.0, "text": " Hey, yeah, brother, we're leaving."}, {"start": 5887.0, "end": 5889.0, "text": " Hey, yeah, brother, we're leaving."}, {"start": 5889.0, "end": 5894.0, "text": " Crates with supplies? Yeah, but the pallets are just easier to use."}, {"start": 5896.0, "end": 5905.0, "text": " Where are you going?"}, {"start": 5905.0, "end": 5915.84, "text": " Wait, are you the guy who crashed with me earlier?"}, {"start": 5915.84, "end": 5925.84, "text": " I'm pretty sure this guy tried rousing me and died."}, {"start": 5925.84, "end": 5941.400000000001, "text": " How are we feeling boys this is your guys's main game yeah"}, {"start": 5941.400000000001, "end": 5942.400000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5942.400000000001, "end": 5943.400000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5943.400000000001, "end": 5948.400000000001, "text": " I'm trying to show you people with the 50 caliber."}, {"start": 5948.400000000001, "end": 5951.400000000001, "text": " That's all I can tell."}, {"start": 5951.400000000001, "end": 5952.400000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 5952.400000000001, "end": 5955.400000000001, "text": " And where you guys want to go?"}, {"start": 5955.400000000001, "end": 5956.400000000001, "text": " Tower?"}, {"start": 5956.400000000001, "end": 5957.400000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 5957.400000000001, "end": 5958.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5958.400000000001, "end": 5959.400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5959.400000000001, "end": 5960.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5960.400000000001, "end": 5961.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5961.400000000001, "end": 5962.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5962.400000000001, "end": 5963.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5963.400000000001, "end": 5964.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5964.400000000001, "end": 5965.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5965.400000000001, "end": 5966.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5966.400000000001, "end": 5967.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5967.400000000001, "end": 5968.400000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5968.400000000001, "end": 5970.400000000001, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 5982.280000000001, "end": 5984.280000000001, "text": " Hey, is this technically..."}, {"start": 5984.280000000001, "end": 5986.780000000001, "text": " Oh, I fucking wasted that, whoops."}, {"start": 5989.8, "end": 5991.8, "text": " Bro, you on a bike? You need a ride?"}, {"start": 5998.400000000001, "end": 6005.400000000001, "text": " Why is that guy just running?"}, {"start": 6005.400000000001, "end": 6011.8, "text": " So random."}, {"start": 6011.8, "end": 6019.52, "text": " Spot on the APC."}, {"start": 6019.52, "end": 6020.52, "text": " Just blew things."}, {"start": 6020.52, "end": 6026.080000000001, "text": " Yeah, I thought we were going to pop off."}, {"start": 6026.08, "end": 6032.68, "text": " seems like our logistics is in line so I could go down with a hammer and start"}, {"start": 6032.68, "end": 6038.76, "text": " mortaring because red looks like that looks like prime mortar real estate I"}, {"start": 6038.76, "end": 6043.12, "text": " can land my shit and build a mortar"}, {"start": 6047.96, "end": 6051.48, "text": " how many people do we have here"}, {"start": 6056.08, "end": 6066.72, "text": " Yeah, there's actually, you know, I could try to park on different areas with the"}, {"start": 6066.72, "end": 6072.08, "text": " heli and snipe, but in my mind it seems easy if I actually try it, I'm calling it"}, {"start": 6072.08, "end": 6074.08, "text": " getting fucking on."}, {"start": 6074.08, "end": 6082.08, "text": " Yeah, there's not a lot of people here anyways."}, {"start": 6082.08, "end": 6089.08, "text": " Let's see..."}, {"start": 6089.08, "end": 6098.08, "text": " How do you land so accurately?"}, {"start": 6098.08, "end": 6105.08, "text": " By..."}, {"start": 6105.08, "end": 6113.5599999999995, "text": " I'm leveling out the plane 180 degrees."}, {"start": 6113.5599999999995, "end": 6124.48, "text": " No one typed that motherfucker, it's right there!"}, {"start": 6124.48, "end": 6126.6, "text": " Relieve it man, I'm waiting for you."}, {"start": 6126.6, "end": 6131.4, "text": " Relieve it bro."}, {"start": 6131.400000000001, "end": 6134.400000000001, "text": " I swear I just went from minus 6k to making money."}, {"start": 6135.000000000001, "end": 6135.500000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 6135.500000000001, "end": 6136.000000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6136.3, "end": 6137.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, we're leaving, dude. We're leaving."}, {"start": 6142.3, "end": 6142.8, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 6146.500000000001, "end": 6147.400000000001, "text": " Alright, let's move."}, {"start": 6148.6, "end": 6150.200000000001, "text": " How did I just get a shit ton of money?"}, {"start": 6152.6, "end": 6154.200000000001, "text": " It was minus 7k."}, {"start": 6155.1, "end": 6157.900000000001, "text": " You're telling me they just got that many kills that fast?"}, {"start": 6158.000000000001, "end": 6159.000000000001, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 6161.400000000001, "end": 6165.900000000001, "text": " I don't think I've ever seen someone assist that heavily that fast. It was so fast."}, {"start": 6171.6, "end": 6174.900000000001, "text": " How are you doing, man? Yeah, maybe it was the 50 cal guy."}, {"start": 6178.500000000001, "end": 6183.500000000001, "text": " Yo, that's the thing. If you're in shrouds fucking delivery, dude, that's like an easy 40k."}, {"start": 6183.500000000001, "end": 6186.6, "text": " He literally... socialism carries you."}, {"start": 6187.900000000001, "end": 6189.500000000001, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 6191.400000000001, "end": 6198.26, "text": " I'm fucking pro. I'm literally the people I'm transporting is fucking Bob's first PC"}, {"start": 6199.6, "end": 6202.02, "text": " semi fucking hardcore FPS"}, {"start": 6211.120000000001, "end": 6213.120000000001, "text": " Relax"}, {"start": 6221.400000000001, "end": 6241.080000000001, "text": " Are you kidding bro that was like a foot?"}, {"start": 6241.080000000001, "end": 6242.4800000000005, "text": " No resident, no resident."}, {"start": 6242.4800000000005, "end": 6243.4800000000005, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 6243.4800000000005, "end": 6249.4800000000005, "text": " He even thought it wasn't that far."}, {"start": 6249.4800000000005, "end": 6259.56, "text": " I swear, I just dodged two missiles coming at me simultaneously."}, {"start": 6259.56, "end": 6261.200000000001, "text": " And then the third one was very fast."}, {"start": 6261.200000000001, "end": 6270.160000000001, "text": " They have like so many AA over there."}, {"start": 6270.160000000001, "end": 6276.96, "text": " That should have been money."}, {"start": 6276.96, "end": 6278.360000000001, "text": " Go mortar it."}, {"start": 6278.360000000001, "end": 6291.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, I might be more effective. This isn't really making a lot of money right now, because there's so many little birders out there, so this is kind of, might be a bit of a useful swirl at the moment."}, {"start": 6294.360000000001, "end": 6299.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, there's not enough people that need pickup."}, {"start": 6299.360000000001, "end": 6310.120000000001, "text": " So, I might make a kit and try to land in some places and snipe."}, {"start": 6310.120000000001, "end": 6314.040000000001, "text": " Maybe I'll land and try to snipe their mortar or their shit."}, {"start": 6314.040000000001, "end": 6316.040000000001, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 6316.040000000001, "end": 6320.4400000000005, "text": " Dude, that guy's still making money?"}, {"start": 6320.4400000000005, "end": 6323.8, "text": " Damn, yo, the player's a long-term investment."}, {"start": 6323.8, "end": 6325.8, "text": " What do you buy?"}, {"start": 6331.74, "end": 6337.18, "text": " It's crazy how people said the first scope sucks balls. I've actually come to love the first scope."}, {"start": 6337.96, "end": 6341.860000000001, "text": " I still use the most and all right some of us have shit for it here."}, {"start": 6347.6, "end": 6351.72, "text": " All this for someone to want at me, but you know what if it works, it'll be nice."}, {"start": 6353.8, "end": 6366.320000000001, "text": " Alright, I wonder if I can actually find the spot."}, {"start": 6366.320000000001, "end": 6371.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, yeah, bro, we're leaving if you get a ride."}, {"start": 6371.4800000000005, "end": 6373.4800000000005, "text": " Probably get shot before."}, {"start": 6373.4800000000005, "end": 6375.4800000000005, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 6375.4800000000005, "end": 6377.4800000000005, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 6377.4800000000005, "end": 6381.4800000000005, "text": " I need flares."}, {"start": 6381.4800000000005, "end": 6383.4800000000005, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 6383.4800000000005, "end": 6390.4800000000005, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 6390.4800000000005, "end": 6403.4800000000005, "text": " Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 6403.4800000000005, "end": 6410.4800000000005, "text": " We're leaving, we're leaving."}, {"start": 6410.4800000000005, "end": 6412.4800000000005, "text": " You've killed this guy two times now?"}, {"start": 6412.4800000000005, "end": 6414.120000000001, "text": " How have I killed it?"}, {"start": 6414.120000000001, "end": 6416.320000000001, "text": " You got a parachute this time?"}, {"start": 6416.320000000001, "end": 6419.160000000001, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 6419.160000000001, "end": 6420.96, "text": " I'd rather play my own music."}, {"start": 6420.96, "end": 6424.000000000001, "text": " The cassette is nice, but it's the same song over and over."}, {"start": 6427.240000000001, "end": 6430.360000000001, "text": " I wonder if there's a solid spot to, wait, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 6430.360000000001, "end": 6431.84, "text": " Is that where they are?"}, {"start": 6431.84, "end": 6435.040000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I should land and snipe."}, {"start": 6435.040000000001, "end": 6436.64, "text": " Let me drop these guys off, and then I'm"}, {"start": 6436.64, "end": 6440.200000000001, "text": " going to try to do a little covert mission in the woods."}, {"start": 6440.200000000001, "end": 6442.320000000001, "text": " Play this a little different."}, {"start": 6442.32, "end": 6443.32, "text": " Stop the air!"}, {"start": 6443.92, "end": 6444.92, "text": " Stop the air!"}, {"start": 6445.42, "end": 6446.62, "text": " Buddy, you're kidding!"}, {"start": 6447.62, "end": 6450.42, "text": " Sintype, I'm in battle close!"}, {"start": 6451.0199999999995, "end": 6452.0199999999995, "text": " Don't be loo!"}, {"start": 6452.719999999999, "end": 6453.92, "text": " Yeah, I'm not going that route."}, {"start": 6454.12, "end": 6456.5199999999995, "text": " That's like their anti-air facility."}, {"start": 6460.0199999999995, "end": 6461.12, "text": " I'll get close."}, {"start": 6472.32, "end": 6497.84, "text": " All right, let's go land this shit, all right, I wonder if I could park up, I don't know,"}, {"start": 6497.84, "end": 6504.84, "text": " the meterage."}, {"start": 6517.52, "end": 6520.96, "text": " Might not be a solid cover."}, {"start": 6520.96, "end": 6525.08, "text": " No cover."}, {"start": 6525.08, "end": 6527.08, "text": " What the fuck is the kilometer?"}, {"start": 6541.88, "end": 6542.88, "text": " Oh, bitch!"}, {"start": 6555.08, "end": 6577.08, "text": " to"}, {"start": 6577.08, "end": 6590.08, "text": " Brother, are you fucking kidding me, Matt?"}, {"start": 6590.08, "end": 6593.08, "text": " Maybe I'll park over there."}, {"start": 6593.08, "end": 6600.6, "text": " Let me see, maybe on like a rooftop?"}, {"start": 6600.6, "end": 6605.4, "text": " Why can't I park on a rooftop, right?"}, {"start": 6605.400000000001, "end": 6607.400000000001, "text": " I guess it'll be obvious to where I am."}, {"start": 6618.400000000001, "end": 6619.900000000001, "text": " Oral park here we go."}, {"start": 6620.900000000001, "end": 6622.400000000001, "text": " I'm not trying to risk it."}, {"start": 6622.400000000001, "end": 6625.900000000001, "text": " These trees look like they might cover everything."}, {"start": 6625.900000000001, "end": 6637.1, "text": " It will auto shut off dude, no one's stealing that shit."}, {"start": 6637.1, "end": 6639.3, "text": " Dude, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 6639.3, "end": 6652.14, "text": " What is this accidental amazing spot they're in?"}, {"start": 6652.14, "end": 6653.540000000001, "text": " How do you lock it?"}, {"start": 6653.540000000001, "end": 6655.18, "text": " Dude, no one's coming here."}, {"start": 6655.18, "end": 6658.18, "text": " There's such an off-the-map spot that makes no sense."}, {"start": 6658.18, "end": 6661.860000000001, "text": " You're telling me if I kill these guys, I'm gonna get less points for killing them, because"}, {"start": 6661.860000000001, "end": 6667.54, "text": " I'm out of the circle."}, {"start": 6667.54, "end": 6669.780000000001, "text": " That's fucking- that's kinda stupid."}, {"start": 6669.780000000001, "end": 6674.38, "text": " But I guess..."}, {"start": 6674.38, "end": 6679.900000000001, "text": " Maybe they're in a stupid spot, but they- they're anti-air is so strong."}, {"start": 6679.900000000001, "end": 6686.1, "text": " Yeah, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 6686.1, "end": 6688.860000000001, "text": " How are three missiles coming out of this?"}, {"start": 6688.860000000001, "end": 6697.34, "text": " Did someone blow this shit up already?"}, {"start": 6697.34, "end": 6701.740000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 6701.740000000001, "end": 6705.740000000001, "text": " I don't want to get super close, I thought I would spot ahead from here."}, {"start": 6705.740000000001, "end": 6707.740000000001, "text": " It's not mortars."}, {"start": 6708.5, "end": 6711.0, "text": " Yeah, maybe someone actually blew it up."}, {"start": 6713.66, "end": 6716.16, "text": " Oh, yeah, there is getting hit by mortars now."}, {"start": 6719.98, "end": 6728.7, "text": " Wow, really? I dodged, bro, I've been dodging shit the whole game, and you're now telling me someone blew it up when I finally get here."}, {"start": 6730.76, "end": 6732.76, "text": " What is this timing?"}, {"start": 6737.74, "end": 6742.74, "text": " I wonder if these are my head shot of..."}, {"start": 6742.74, "end": 6747.74, "text": " Wow, that's a fucking shot and a half."}, {"start": 6747.74, "end": 6749.74, "text": " God damn!"}, {"start": 6753.74, "end": 6755.74, "text": " Wait, there's a guy right there."}, {"start": 6763.74, "end": 6765.74, "text": " Same guy, I don't know."}, {"start": 6765.74, "end": 6772.74, "text": " It's actually a pretty strong spot, because no one's really looking outside of the circle,"}, {"start": 6772.74, "end": 6775.0199999999995, "text": " but I guess my money is not great."}, {"start": 6775.0199999999995, "end": 6777.42, "text": " What's the enemy coordinates?"}, {"start": 6777.42, "end": 6778.42, "text": " 700 meters."}, {"start": 6778.42, "end": 6782.42, "text": " Fine, I don't usually page up."}, {"start": 6782.42, "end": 6785.42, "text": " Oh, it's only 600."}, {"start": 6785.42, "end": 6787.42, "text": " BOOM!"}, {"start": 6787.42, "end": 6789.42, "text": " BOOM!"}, {"start": 6793.42, "end": 6795.42, "text": " BOOM!"}, {"start": 6795.42, "end": 6797.42, "text": " Damn, dude!"}, {"start": 6797.42, "end": 6799.42, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 6803.42, "end": 6805.42, "text": " That was like a 700 meter shot."}, {"start": 6807.42, "end": 6809.42, "text": " He's gonna get rest."}, {"start": 6809.42, "end": 6811.42, "text": " That was a more geared guy."}, {"start": 6811.42, "end": 6817.42, "text": " I think that's a hundred giptees right there."}, {"start": 6817.42, "end": 6818.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6818.42, "end": 6833.42, "text": " How the fuck am I still at minus a thousand?"}, {"start": 6833.42, "end": 6840.26, "text": " Yeah, this spot's actually kind of insane."}, {"start": 6840.26, "end": 6842.26, "text": " a little bit"}, {"start": 6843.7, "end": 6845.860000000001, "text": " Why is this guy acting like just bait?"}, {"start": 6850.7, "end": 6852.7, "text": " What is he even doing?"}, {"start": 6856.62, "end": 6859.9800000000005, "text": " Not a headshot. Wow, I thought he was gonna run left"}, {"start": 6863.820000000001, "end": 6865.820000000001, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 6870.26, "end": 6879.5, "text": " his friend was peeking out I was shooting to anticipate where the hell he was he"}, {"start": 6879.5, "end": 6894.06, "text": " just decided to never do anything if I die gifting I'm uninstalling oh my god"}, {"start": 6894.06, "end": 6899.34, "text": " login to shit-ass PayPal here we fucking go you piece of shit how many times"}, {"start": 6899.34, "end": 6901.34, "text": " You have to do this"}, {"start": 6901.46, "end": 6903.46, "text": " Dude if he pinpointed me and I'm dead"}, {"start": 6904.22, "end": 6906.06, "text": " No way"}, {"start": 6906.06, "end": 6912.42, "text": " Your heli blows up after you don't use it after a while dude. That was my getaway. That's fucking stupid"}, {"start": 6912.42, "end": 6915.14, "text": " It makes sense it clears the map shit"}, {"start": 6929.34, "end": 6934.34, "text": " God damn it Matt. Oh shit. What's happening here?"}, {"start": 6936.54, "end": 6942.96, "text": " Why is he doing this and why is that guy still just there being a random whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa"}, {"start": 6945.62, "end": 6948.900000000001, "text": " Red activity even though green shitting on us"}, {"start": 6955.1, "end": 6957.54, "text": " Even though green is shitting on us by the way"}, {"start": 6959.34, "end": 6970.5, "text": " Oh, there's a guy there and no one in the Humvee"}, {"start": 6975.5, "end": 6977.5, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 6983.5, "end": 6988.1, "text": " I hate this guy so much for doing this"}, {"start": 6989.34, "end": 6991.84, "text": " You fucking weirdo, why do you keep doing this?"}, {"start": 6993.84, "end": 6994.84, "text": " Stop doing that."}, {"start": 6994.84, "end": 6996.84, "text": " What was that- what was that guy trying to do?"}, {"start": 6996.84, "end": 6998.84, "text": " The whole time! I don't understand!"}, {"start": 7010.34, "end": 7010.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7019.34, "end": 7024.34, "text": " No one resting that time."}, {"start": 7024.34, "end": 7027.1, "text": " Yeah, Green's gonna win this."}, {"start": 7027.1, "end": 7030.26, "text": " Blue could not recover."}, {"start": 7030.26, "end": 7031.26, "text": " Feels bad."}, {"start": 7031.26, "end": 7040.34, "text": " Could move in here."}, {"start": 7040.34, "end": 7054.860000000001, "text": " All the money turns into XP."}, {"start": 7054.860000000001, "end": 7057.02, "text": " Popping tires is useless, right?"}, {"start": 7057.02, "end": 7063.18, "text": " And that's bulletproof, isn't it?"}, {"start": 7063.18, "end": 7066.18, "text": " Is it worth exposing myself and popping tires?"}, {"start": 7066.18, "end": 7068.18, "text": " I'm being put in your location."}, {"start": 7070.18, "end": 7072.18, "text": " How many tires makes it so he can't move?"}, {"start": 7072.18, "end": 7075.18, "text": " Two tires and he can't move?"}, {"start": 7076.18, "end": 7078.18, "text": " I feel like it's not worth it."}, {"start": 7078.18, "end": 7093.06, "text": " I regret it."}, {"start": 7093.06, "end": 7105.18, "text": " He's gonna come run me over."}, {"start": 7105.18, "end": 7120.46, "text": " I'd make more long shots to red humbies."}, {"start": 7120.46, "end": 7127.02, "text": " Yeah, if I was one of these guys, I'd have a humby and be a defendant."}, {"start": 7127.02, "end": 7129.02, "text": " Holy shit, it's like a swarm."}, {"start": 7129.02, "end": 7132.02, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7132.02, "end": 7140.700000000001, "text": " 800 meters, by the way."}, {"start": 7140.700000000001, "end": 7142.18, "text": " I'm like spotting for this guy."}, {"start": 7142.18, "end": 7145.46, "text": " I'm watching the opposing teams because Blue's fucking useless."}, {"start": 7145.46, "end": 7157.18, "text": " Alright, this is literally a money farm."}, {"start": 7157.18, "end": 7158.34, "text": " Insane spotting money farm."}, {"start": 7158.34, "end": 7160.78, "text": " There's still a guy there, I swear to God."}, {"start": 7164.54, "end": 7166.9400000000005, "text": " Holy shit, there's so many!"}, {"start": 7175.14, "end": 7176.54, "text": " Where were they headed?"}, {"start": 7180.14, "end": 7181.54, "text": " No way, did he flip?"}, {"start": 7188.34, "end": 7195.26, "text": " Hey y'all mortars, there's a whole lost nest of green. We're gonna lose far money"}, {"start": 7209.26, "end": 7211.34, "text": " Brother you fucking rat shits"}, {"start": 7218.34, "end": 7223.34, "text": " Sorry, I'm not."}, {"start": 7223.34, "end": 7236.34, "text": " What's your plan here, bro?"}, {"start": 7236.34, "end": 7242.34, "text": " Dude, where is this bullet going?"}, {"start": 7242.34, "end": 7247.34, "text": " Chat, where is this fucking bully going right now?"}, {"start": 7247.34, "end": 7252.34, "text": " It's all your blood."}, {"start": 7252.34, "end": 7258.34, "text": " Oh, that guy."}, {"start": 7258.34, "end": 7263.34, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 7263.34, "end": 7268.34, "text": " 800 meters shot, there's only one guy now."}, {"start": 7268.34, "end": 7275.82, "text": " I know the full group is there. Wait, what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 7275.82, "end": 7289.98, "text": " Oh, this guy's got an action right now."}, {"start": 7289.98, "end": 7304.139999999999, "text": " I don't want to overpeak and get killed."}, {"start": 7304.14, "end": 7312.820000000001, "text": " There's still people there but that whole area is done."}, {"start": 7312.820000000001, "end": 7317.14, "text": " This guy swapped me and got me the best gear in the game."}, {"start": 7317.14, "end": 7318.14, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 7318.14, "end": 7319.14, "text": " Fuck it, I don't give a shit."}, {"start": 7319.14, "end": 7320.14, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 7320.14, "end": 7324.14, "text": " I don't know if Oliver ended up grinding this hard to get this, so let's see how."}, {"start": 7324.14, "end": 7327.14, "text": " Yeah, did you put a silencer on it dude?"}, {"start": 7327.14, "end": 7331.14, "text": " You want to tell the whole bad neighborhood I'm here?"}, {"start": 7331.14, "end": 7333.14, "text": " Can I even do this?"}, {"start": 7344.62, "end": 7346.62, "text": " Oh, it doesn't work."}, {"start": 7351.54, "end": 7353.54, "text": " Are- are to rotate in this game?"}, {"start": 7355.34, "end": 7358.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, this game has infrared. Are you serious dude?"}, {"start": 7358.28, "end": 7363.28, "text": " Dude, Infrared is honestly cool, but not in video games."}, {"start": 7366.08, "end": 7367.88, "text": " Dude, he was about to die there."}, {"start": 7371.599999999999, "end": 7373.08, "text": " He was literally dead."}, {"start": 7376.639999999999, "end": 7378.24, "text": " Is there no ammo in this?"}, {"start": 7381.719999999999, "end": 7384.679999999999, "text": " Bro, did you not bring any ammo or am I just a noob?"}, {"start": 7388.28, "end": 7398.28, "text": " I don't think you gave me ammo no mag there's no mag"}, {"start": 7398.28, "end": 7422.16, "text": " Oh god, yo, I'm discombobulated."}, {"start": 7422.16, "end": 7424.16, "text": " Am I tripping?"}, {"start": 7428.32, "end": 7433.4, "text": " There's only two bags is that I can't use this"}, {"start": 7436.68, "end": 7440.24, "text": " There's ten bullets, but there's no fucking mag to load shit in"}, {"start": 7441.84, "end": 7447.38, "text": " Am I high is it me there's no mag on the ground. That's a rangefinder"}, {"start": 7452.16, "end": 7457.4, "text": " Don't think I can use this I can't tell if I'm tripping or not pretty sure I can't use that"}, {"start": 7459.599999999999, "end": 7463.84, "text": " Bro draw you brought the goodies but forgot the main fucking shit"}, {"start": 7477.0, "end": 7479.0, "text": " I don't know they made infrared"}, {"start": 7479.0, "end": 7485.44, "text": " Yeah, infrared is cool in FPS's but this, I feel like infrared breaks the game."}, {"start": 7485.44, "end": 7487.12, "text": " They're too strong."}, {"start": 7487.12, "end": 7492.08, "text": " You don't need infrared to be the ultimate unlock in these video games."}, {"start": 7492.08, "end": 7502.2, "text": " I feel like it's the stupidest fucking shit."}, {"start": 7502.2, "end": 7504.64, "text": " There's ways to block it, I don't think so."}, {"start": 7504.64, "end": 7509.280000000001, "text": " Alright, you make it- it's so expensive that it's like a massive investment."}, {"start": 7510.12, "end": 7512.4400000000005, "text": " So if you lose it, it sucks ass."}, {"start": 7513.38, "end": 7517.68, "text": " Yeah, but honestly, just because it's real doesn't mean it needs to be in a video game."}, {"start": 7527.64, "end": 7530.72, "text": " Wait, there's a guy at the tree? Might be time to move."}, {"start": 7531.72, "end": 7534.4400000000005, "text": " The spot is not- is this guy still here?"}, {"start": 7534.64, "end": 7536.64, "text": " What? What are you looking at?"}, {"start": 7538.8, "end": 7540.8, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 7542.72, "end": 7544.72, "text": " How does that miss?"}, {"start": 7544.88, "end": 7548.92, "text": " Dude, how does that miss? That was a 500. That was like 550."}, {"start": 7551.240000000001, "end": 7553.8, "text": " That was a 550 shot. Get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 7564.64, "end": 7568.660000000001, "text": " Surprise green has not figured this out"}, {"start": 7571.320000000001, "end": 7573.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, dude, this is so powerful"}, {"start": 7583.96, "end": 7589.54, "text": " Wait does that pinpoint exactly if I go like this and then go like this"}, {"start": 7590.22, "end": 7592.22, "text": " Visit pinpoint if I don't move"}, {"start": 7592.5, "end": 7594.160000000001, "text": " same spot"}, {"start": 7594.16, "end": 7596.16, "text": " That's a guy"}, {"start": 7603.599999999999, "end": 7606.0, "text": " Was a guy was a guy"}, {"start": 7618.92, "end": 7620.92, "text": " Is medic"}, {"start": 7624.16, "end": 7634.74, "text": " They got away I don't know how the fuck that mess man 550"}, {"start": 7647.599999999999, "end": 7649.599999999999, "text": " There's so many of them over there"}, {"start": 7654.16, "end": 7661.16, "text": " We're not."}, {"start": 7661.16, "end": 7672.16, "text": " I thought it was about to land."}, {"start": 7672.16, "end": 7679.16, "text": " Alright, this is no longer an AA zone."}, {"start": 7679.16, "end": 7687.08, "text": " Dude he just flew right over me. I need to do this, but you gotta do this on the winning team"}, {"start": 7688.0, "end": 7692.5199999999995, "text": " The next match I'm gonna do I'm gonna go behind enemy lines on the winning team"}, {"start": 7692.88, "end": 7696.88, "text": " It's too late to do it to green, but this is an interesting way to play"}, {"start": 7699.5199999999995, "end": 7702.28, "text": " Granted I'm outside the circle, so it's a little potato"}, {"start": 7706.0, "end": 7708.0, "text": " Gotta do this"}, {"start": 7709.16, "end": 7714.88, "text": " thermal cheating I don't need the fucking thermals I just have them now"}, {"start": 7715.68, "end": 7718.92, "text": " looks like a guy"}, {"start": 7721.72, "end": 7732.08, "text": " what up dude sir I'm sorry for string you need max thank you thank you thank you"}, {"start": 7732.08, "end": 7740.38, "text": " Alright, alright, I'mma use this, brah, I'mma use this."}, {"start": 7740.38, "end": 7741.88, "text": " Level 4 helmet?"}, {"start": 7741.88, "end": 7746.84, "text": " God damn, the grind!"}, {"start": 7746.84, "end": 7748.88, "text": " Level 3, level 4?"}, {"start": 7748.88, "end": 7750.88, "text": " I think I got everything right?"}, {"start": 7750.88, "end": 7757.8, "text": " I think I got everything."}, {"start": 7757.8, "end": 7759.6, "text": " And a suppressor, damn man."}, {"start": 7759.6, "end": 7764.280000000001, "text": " How much is this fully loaded?"}, {"start": 7764.280000000001, "end": 7767.8, "text": " Poor fucking, uh, poor green."}, {"start": 7767.8, "end": 7772.4400000000005, "text": " Wait, this guy might look, I think he's looking at me."}, {"start": 7772.4400000000005, "end": 7777.360000000001, "text": " Oh, this thing zeroes past 600."}, {"start": 7777.360000000001, "end": 7779.360000000001, "text": " 900."}, {"start": 7779.360000000001, "end": 7785.360000000001, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 7785.360000000001, "end": 7795.26, "text": " Oh shit, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 7795.26, "end": 7796.26, "text": " Poor red."}, {"start": 7796.26, "end": 7800.9400000000005, "text": " Red's already screwed, we need to terrorize green."}, {"start": 7800.9400000000005, "end": 7805.620000000001, "text": " Aw, he's fucking dead dude."}, {"start": 7805.620000000001, "end": 7810.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, you let him kill you?"}, {"start": 7810.740000000001, "end": 7813.380000000001, "text": " You let him pistol whip you?"}, {"start": 7813.380000000001, "end": 7814.380000000001, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 7814.38, "end": 7832.7, "text": " 334 I'll avenge you I swear I saw his head oh there it is come on asshole you"}, {"start": 7832.7, "end": 7841.46, "text": " You tucked a piece of shit."}, {"start": 7841.46, "end": 7845.26, "text": " He's in the most corner- corneriest corner."}, {"start": 7845.26, "end": 7847.86, "text": " Wow, there he is."}, {"start": 7847.86, "end": 7852.9, "text": " Brother, what are you doing, man?"}, {"start": 7852.9, "end": 7853.9, "text": " Any left?"}, {"start": 7853.9, "end": 7854.9, "text": " There's fuck left."}, {"start": 7854.9, "end": 7855.9, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 7855.900000000001, "end": 7867.820000000001, "text": " Alright, I think I'm going a little more aggressive."}, {"start": 7867.820000000001, "end": 7873.14, "text": " I'm getting out of here."}, {"start": 7873.14, "end": 7875.460000000001, "text": " I'm moving through."}, {"start": 7875.460000000001, "end": 7878.500000000001, "text": " Oh, this shit makes you fucking slow as hell, huh?"}, {"start": 7878.500000000001, "end": 7881.500000000001, "text": " I can't sprint."}, {"start": 7881.5, "end": 7891.0, "text": " How you have two helmets should I drop it oh wait"}, {"start": 7891.0, "end": 7893.0, "text": " We do that"}, {"start": 7897.5, "end": 7901.94, "text": " Yeah, my head's such a good spot. Maybe I shouldn't you know, maybe it's bad if I do"}, {"start": 7902.64, "end": 7904.64, "text": " You can move around the circle"}, {"start": 7907.22, "end": 7909.22, "text": " Crossing the street here is gonna be very difficult"}, {"start": 7911.5, "end": 7919.46, "text": " Oh, yeah, you can zoom with this scope."}, {"start": 7919.46, "end": 7922.78, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 7922.78, "end": 7929.5, "text": " Dude, watch someone run me over right now."}, {"start": 7929.5, "end": 7937.5, "text": " Oh, yeah, or not."}, {"start": 7937.5, "end": 7949.5, "text": " Is this Gumramon, B.O.B.?"}, {"start": 7949.5, "end": 7951.5, "text": " Are you Comorra?"}, {"start": 7951.5, "end": 7952.5, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7952.5, "end": 7955.42, "text": " Yo, wait, there's still a guy here."}, {"start": 7955.42, "end": 7956.42, "text": " What the f..."}, {"start": 7956.42, "end": 7965.18, "text": " Dude, there's no way."}, {"start": 7965.18, "end": 7967.42, "text": " No way, there's still a guy there?"}, {"start": 7967.42, "end": 7972.34, "text": " are you so you know what I think he's in front this guy is in front of all that"}, {"start": 7972.34, "end": 7974.9400000000005, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 7977.74, "end": 7986.14, "text": " all right I'm gonna keep moving in very slowly I might get a visual on him"}, {"start": 7986.14, "end": 7999.58, "text": " yes red and green yes fight each other blue and be victorious"}, {"start": 7999.58, "end": 8003.58, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 8003.58, "end": 8016.38, "text": " Yeah, nice. You fucking fell and died. Yeah, that's the best. You spot them in the sky and"}, {"start": 8016.38, "end": 8021.0199999999995, "text": " then they don't deploy their parachute. Easy money."}, {"start": 8021.02, "end": 8034.540000000001, "text": " Alright, I'm not sure where I'm trying to set up here."}, {"start": 8034.540000000001, "end": 8038.9400000000005, "text": " Somehow we have a fob here and no one's destroyed it, so I don't really know what's going on"}, {"start": 8038.9400000000005, "end": 8043.540000000001, "text": " there."}, {"start": 8043.54, "end": 8049.14, "text": " But also, somehow Green is winning."}, {"start": 8049.14, "end": 8053.06, "text": " When they don't even have a tower spotted by us."}, {"start": 8053.06, "end": 8054.06, "text": " Same with Red."}, {"start": 8054.06, "end": 8061.06, "text": " Where the fuck is Red's shit?"}, {"start": 8061.06, "end": 8069.06, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 8069.06, "end": 8087.46, "text": " Yeah, I'm trying to find a damn target, holy shit, there's a bunch over here actually."}, {"start": 8087.46, "end": 8088.46, "text": " Will he splat?"}, {"start": 8088.46, "end": 8090.46, "text": " Aw, he survived."}, {"start": 8090.46, "end": 8097.46, "text": " Yeah, wait till I get into position, it's gonna be crazy."}, {"start": 8097.46, "end": 8106.64, "text": " Okay, where am I?"}, {"start": 8106.64, "end": 8123.46, "text": " There's a cluster of shit right here, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh dude, this guy actually, uh-oh."}, {"start": 8123.46, "end": 8130.46, "text": " 300."}, {"start": 8130.46, "end": 8145.46, "text": " Oh, he's in that building of old."}, {"start": 8145.46, "end": 8162.9, "text": " I might be able to kill him fuck I lost him wait dude he moved"}, {"start": 8163.660000000001, "end": 8165.660000000001, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 8169.780000000001, "end": 8171.780000000001, "text": " Never mind"}, {"start": 8177.700000000001, "end": 8179.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, what the fuck did I just do"}, {"start": 8186.460000000001, "end": 8189.9800000000005, "text": " Shit yeah, what was the keybinds and make it so I load my em one"}, {"start": 8192.9, "end": 8200.42, "text": " It's one-shot body no way that's opi as hell against up to what tier"}, {"start": 8214.22, "end": 8216.22, "text": " Wait is that him right there?"}, {"start": 8217.94, "end": 8219.94, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 8219.94, "end": 8221.94, "text": " Is that a Humby?"}, {"start": 8221.94, "end": 8222.94, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8222.94, "end": 8231.94, "text": " That'll be detected."}, {"start": 8231.94, "end": 8232.94, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8232.94, "end": 8233.94, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 8233.94, "end": 8251.62, "text": " Oh my god, no way!"}, {"start": 8251.62, "end": 8258.02, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 8258.02, "end": 8260.02, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 8264.02, "end": 8267.02, "text": " Whatever. All in a matter of time."}, {"start": 8275.02, "end": 8278.02, "text": " Probably got spotted? Yeah. Probably."}, {"start": 8281.02, "end": 8283.02, "text": " Could have been a stream sniper too."}, {"start": 8283.02, "end": 8287.02, "text": " Sadly dude, stream snipers? Oh my god bro, as the years continue,"}, {"start": 8287.02, "end": 8289.02, "text": " You motherfuckers are so cringe."}, {"start": 8290.460000000001, "end": 8294.060000000001, "text": " If you are, it's actually impressive how shit your life is."}, {"start": 8294.9, "end": 8297.060000000001, "text": " You know, you should be like, ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 8297.060000000001, "end": 8300.42, "text": " Now it's like, buddy, what the fuck are you doing right now?"}, {"start": 8301.9, "end": 8304.140000000001, "text": " You're literally logged into the server."}, {"start": 8305.98, "end": 8308.220000000001, "text": " Bawah, fuckin' company."}, {"start": 8309.5, "end": 8312.1, "text": " And drove for like 10 minutes."}, {"start": 8312.1, "end": 8327.58, "text": " Come on man."}, {"start": 8327.58, "end": 8330.7, "text": " Or I was spotted."}, {"start": 8330.7, "end": 8331.7, "text": " One or the other."}, {"start": 8331.7, "end": 8332.7, "text": " Two different scenarios."}, {"start": 8332.7, "end": 8333.7, "text": " Who knows."}, {"start": 8333.7, "end": 8334.7, "text": " Who knows."}, {"start": 8357.7, "end": 8359.7, "text": " Yo Blackshee might make a comeback here."}, {"start": 8363.7, "end": 8374.060000000001, "text": " You were loving the thermal vision?"}, {"start": 8374.060000000001, "end": 8375.66, "text": " Maybe it was the cover thing."}, {"start": 8375.66, "end": 8381.900000000001, "text": " Most people don't look outside of the circle."}, {"start": 8381.900000000001, "end": 8388.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8388.18, "end": 8392.08, "text": " I looked out at my Chipotle for one second, and that's what happens."}, {"start": 8397.720000000001, "end": 8398.92, "text": " I'm gonna get a drop off."}, {"start": 8400.08, "end": 8401.92, "text": " Whoa! Phantom Lord!"}, {"start": 8403.44, "end": 8406.880000000001, "text": " The original CS Gamba-er? Is that you? No way."}, {"start": 8408.74, "end": 8409.380000000001, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 8411.58, "end": 8414.32, "text": " Are you the OG fucking Gamba guy? No way."}, {"start": 8418.18, "end": 8426.62, "text": " I think you have a mistake dude. You're not now right. You did Google phantom Lord old old Lord old Lord"}, {"start": 8427.66, "end": 8432.380000000001, "text": " You just you just pop that shit out. Yeah, like a whole fucking documentary on Google about that name"}, {"start": 8448.18, "end": 8477.98, "text": " Wow, Drain took the long route and now they're going to win."}, {"start": 8477.98, "end": 8505.3, "text": " All right, I don't know where to go I need to set up somewhere"}, {"start": 8505.3, "end": 8511.3, "text": " No one has like a solid tower set up."}, {"start": 8511.3, "end": 8519.3, "text": " Oh my god, I'm behind this dude."}, {"start": 8519.3, "end": 8528.3, "text": " Before I get shot in the ass."}, {"start": 8528.3, "end": 8543.099999999999, "text": " Okay, the strat is, stay here, wait for his friend to rez him."}, {"start": 8543.099999999999, "end": 8545.82, "text": " Just wait, there's never one guy, okay?"}, {"start": 8545.82, "end": 8549.58, "text": " Nobody plays this game solo."}, {"start": 8549.58, "end": 8554.58, "text": " Wait, wait."}, {"start": 8554.58, "end": 8558.58, "text": " Lupique?"}, {"start": 8558.58, "end": 8563.58, "text": " He's, he's waiting."}, {"start": 8563.58, "end": 8564.58, "text": " Why is he waiting?"}, {"start": 8564.58, "end": 8567.58, "text": " You asked yourself, why hasn't he released?"}, {"start": 8567.58, "end": 8570.58, "text": " His corpse is still there."}, {"start": 8570.58, "end": 8572.58, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 8572.58, "end": 8583.58, "text": " I guess people are super-geared."}, {"start": 8583.58, "end": 8592.46, "text": " And then you check again, and you ask, why the fuck is he still waiting?"}, {"start": 8592.460000000001, "end": 8619.980000000001, "text": " He had like a fucking squire following him."}, {"start": 8619.98, "end": 8627.58, "text": " I told you there is another rat."}, {"start": 8627.58, "end": 8646.02, "text": " He just took a long time to show himself."}, {"start": 8646.02, "end": 8647.02, "text": " True true."}, {"start": 8647.02, "end": 8648.619999999999, "text": " You know, you got to shoot and you got to run."}, {"start": 8648.62, "end": 8650.62, "text": " You got a shoe and you got a run."}, {"start": 8657.12, "end": 8658.62, "text": " No point in staying."}, {"start": 8658.62, "end": 8659.62, "text": " They won."}, {"start": 8659.62, "end": 8660.62, "text": " It's not like you get..."}, {"start": 8660.62, "end": 8662.62, "text": " Do you get anything at the end of the match?"}, {"start": 8662.62, "end": 8664.62, "text": " I'm just gonna leave and find another surfer."}, {"start": 8671.62, "end": 8672.62, "text": " Whoops!"}, {"start": 8678.62, "end": 8707.18, "text": " I was starting to notice people in the server that I've seen before in other games, okay?"}, {"start": 8707.18, "end": 8708.34, "text": " It was slowly."}, {"start": 8711.98, "end": 8714.68, "text": " You guys were slowly finding the server I was on."}, {"start": 8726.2, "end": 8728.1, "text": " Doesn't play objective?"}, {"start": 8728.1, "end": 8730.14, "text": " Motherfucker, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 8737.18, "end": 8747.78, "text": " Buddy I buddy I will literally get a hammer and build a whole base and do the objective"}, {"start": 8747.78, "end": 8758.0, "text": " Or I can't okay we're gonna do one little bird one little bird or do I do one big bird"}, {"start": 8758.0, "end": 8766.300000000001, "text": " little bird a big bird little bird the logic is blue are noobs so higher chance of blue"}, {"start": 8766.300000000001, "end": 8769.44, "text": " Dying so higher chance of being to move people around"}, {"start": 8772.7, "end": 8776.640000000001, "text": " This guy's competing a why are you competing with my customers my customer"}, {"start": 8776.64, "end": 8780.64, "text": " Mike! Mike, there's the rock!"}, {"start": 8791.64, "end": 8797.64, "text": " Hey, uh, boys, uh, that little bird has a yellow stripe because of safety violations. It means he crashes a lot."}, {"start": 8797.64, "end": 8799.64, "text": " Okay, just hot-fixed."}, {"start": 8799.64, "end": 8807.64, "text": " Make sure you get in the low bird with no yellow shirt bus icons."}, {"start": 8807.64, "end": 8815.64, "text": " Yeah, don't get in the yellow one, it means he crashes often."}, {"start": 8815.64, "end": 8820.64, "text": " Yeah, that's why, that's why they give it to them."}, {"start": 8820.64, "end": 8823.64, "text": " Notice how mine is so much matted out?"}, {"start": 8823.64, "end": 8826.64, "text": " I took this to the interior detailer."}, {"start": 8826.64, "end": 8828.64, "text": " He's wrapped."}, {"start": 8828.64, "end": 8833.64, "text": " Ah man, the yellow one is scary. Don't go in there."}, {"start": 8833.64, "end": 8836.64, "text": " Two people and we're going! Hot Zone! Hot Zone!"}, {"start": 8836.64, "end": 8840.64, "text": " One more! One more!"}, {"start": 8843.64, "end": 8846.64, "text": " I don't fucking want to wait for backup! Where do you want to go?"}, {"start": 8846.64, "end": 8853.64, "text": " Take us to the... take us to the hull zone in the middle of it. Rocket."}, {"start": 8853.64, "end": 8856.64, "text": " Okay. It'd be better with six of you."}, {"start": 8856.64, "end": 8862.64, "text": " You know who I am, dude? You have any idea? This take us to the hull zone. I'm talking to you. I will fix everything."}, {"start": 8862.64, "end": 8865.64, "text": " Okay, Brian. Better see a profit after I drop you off."}, {"start": 8867.64, "end": 8869.64, "text": " What is my name?"}, {"start": 8869.64, "end": 8871.64, "text": " You already said it, man."}, {"start": 8876.64, "end": 8882.64, "text": " Oh, yeah, dude, I do see it."}, {"start": 8882.64, "end": 8888.64, "text": " Ah, boys, I better see some assists, alright?"}, {"start": 8888.64, "end": 8891.64, "text": " Better not to shoot."}, {"start": 8891.64, "end": 8893.64, "text": " Just for a guy."}, {"start": 8893.64, "end": 8895.64, "text": " Don't worry about it, dude."}, {"start": 8895.64, "end": 8897.64, "text": " Don't worry about it, man."}, {"start": 8897.64, "end": 8901.64, "text": " You better kill the whole opposing enemy team."}, {"start": 8901.64, "end": 8903.64, "text": " Get ready, get ready."}, {"start": 8903.64, "end": 8927.64, "text": " Bro, he literally fell and died."}, {"start": 8927.64, "end": 8934.64, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 8934.64, "end": 8938.64, "text": " What was it, Amy?"}, {"start": 8938.64, "end": 8943.64, "text": " A 1-of-3 survive?"}, {"start": 8943.64, "end": 8947.64, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 8947.64, "end": 8955.64, "text": " Already off to a shit start."}, {"start": 8955.64, "end": 8961.92, "text": " seconds have I been in the hot zone? Yeah, I usually avoid the hot zone. I let the individuals"}, {"start": 8961.92, "end": 8967.48, "text": " who enjoy going into the hot zone do their thing. Okay. You realize this game isn't"}, {"start": 8967.48, "end": 8973.08, "text": " one only being in the hot zone? Alright, it's about many different things."}, {"start": 8973.8, "end": 8975.8, "text": " Yeah, don't ask"}, {"start": 8987.48, "end": 8992.26, "text": " Yeah, miss boy. Yeah, both are sub Sunday by the way both are sub Sunday"}, {"start": 8995.0, "end": 8997.0, "text": " Let's go boys, let's go"}, {"start": 8997.0, "end": 9005.72, "text": " All right, I'm thinking 10 trips until I get killed let's go let's go"}, {"start": 9005.72, "end": 9014.2, "text": " let's go let's go I'm thinking 10 and then it's"}, {"start": 9014.2, "end": 9016.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9019.36, "end": 9021.36, "text": " Can I better believe it we're leaving"}, {"start": 9025.68, "end": 9027.68, "text": " I've been relieved"}, {"start": 9030.08, "end": 9035.04, "text": " One more guy last guy we're leaving bro. We're going we're going"}, {"start": 9035.04, "end": 9045.04, "text": " Don't die this time, right?"}, {"start": 9045.04, "end": 9060.04, "text": " I'm gonna start keeping parachutes in my belly."}, {"start": 9060.04, "end": 9084.12, "text": " You guys want to go a hot sooner tower I would have made a fog by now wait where"}, {"start": 9084.12, "end": 9086.12, "text": " Where? Terrified?"}, {"start": 9087.720000000001, "end": 9092.52, "text": " I would have dropped a Fallback Ruck by now. If I was the builder, I would have brought one."}, {"start": 9093.560000000001, "end": 9097.400000000001, "text": " I would have already done it. Oh, someone did. Nice."}, {"start": 9100.92, "end": 9102.92, "text": " Rare."}, {"start": 9103.640000000001, "end": 9107.240000000002, "text": " I feel like that's how you tell if you have a potentially good team."}, {"start": 9108.36, "end": 9113.160000000002, "text": " If they're below 10 points, if they already are building your base, uh..."}, {"start": 9114.12, "end": 9120.12, "text": " Zero points though?"}, {"start": 9120.12, "end": 9124.12, "text": " Well, that just means..."}, {"start": 9124.12, "end": 9125.12, "text": " Okay, green..."}, {"start": 9125.12, "end": 9126.12, "text": " OH FUCK!"}, {"start": 9126.12, "end": 9129.12, "text": " Oh, I'm alive!"}, {"start": 9129.12, "end": 9134.12, "text": " How did we both live?"}, {"start": 9134.12, "end": 9139.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9139.12, "end": 9164.12, "text": " Yeah, I think all of green is in the hot zone, but it's like crime mortar real estate."}, {"start": 9164.12, "end": 9174.12, "text": " Looks like bringing shit on you guys."}, {"start": 9174.12, "end": 9177.12, "text": " We can try again."}, {"start": 9177.12, "end": 9184.12, "text": " Two more and we're leaving."}, {"start": 9184.12, "end": 9190.12, "text": " Alright, we're leaving now."}, {"start": 9190.12, "end": 9205.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, in the hot zone every person is captured twice."}, {"start": 9205.640000000001, "end": 9209.92, "text": " You guys want to go in hot zone or tower?"}, {"start": 9209.92, "end": 9225.92, "text": " If you want to get dropped off in a specific location, just mark your work close."}, {"start": 9239.92, "end": 9268.98, "text": " a little pepper, a little pepper."}, {"start": 9268.98, "end": 9276.98, "text": " little seasoning that's what that's what it's about of being a heli transporter"}, {"start": 9276.98, "end": 9287.5, "text": " you just season the map where you want to go okay"}, {"start": 9287.5, "end": 9293.1, "text": " You're just seasoning the map with players."}, {"start": 9293.1, "end": 9299.1, "text": " What are you feeling like, uh, smokestack?"}, {"start": 9299.1, "end": 9300.1, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 9300.1, "end": 9301.1, "text": " Goddamn, motherfucker!"}, {"start": 9301.1, "end": 9302.1, "text": " You better run out of red carpet!"}, {"start": 9302.1, "end": 9303.1, "text": " You better run out of red carpet!"}, {"start": 9303.1, "end": 9305.1, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 9311.380000000001, "end": 9313.380000000001, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 9316.9, "end": 9320.34, "text": " You want a fucking champagne as you're descending you fuck"}, {"start": 9333.1, "end": 9345.1, "text": " You know what? I nerf myself, okay. Monetarily I nerf myself by being on blue. Okay."}, {"start": 9345.1, "end": 9360.7, "text": " Yeah, maybe make a million and then retire."}, {"start": 9360.7, "end": 9363.1, "text": " Road to a million."}, {"start": 9363.1, "end": 9369.1, "text": " That should be the goal, road to a million."}, {"start": 9369.1, "end": 9373.34, "text": " It would just take a lot of grinding and not spending."}, {"start": 9373.34, "end": 9375.34, "text": " Like I would just have to not..."}, {"start": 9375.34, "end": 9377.34, "text": " I would have to do a mix..."}, {"start": 9378.34, "end": 9380.34, "text": " Realistically, if you have really..."}, {"start": 9380.34, "end": 9384.34, "text": " If you are fragging out, like, truly, how much can you make in one game?"}, {"start": 9385.34, "end": 9389.34, "text": " Let's not do the exaggeration thing, like, truly."}, {"start": 9389.34, "end": 9391.34, "text": " Like, 200k maybe, right?"}, {"start": 9391.34, "end": 9394.34, "text": " Like, a truly good game, 200k."}, {"start": 9394.34, "end": 9397.34, "text": " So five hour long matches to make a million, maybe?"}, {"start": 9398.34, "end": 9400.34, "text": " Oh, you're gonna go with this shit!"}, {"start": 9400.34, "end": 9402.34, "text": " I see how it is."}, {"start": 9402.34, "end": 9404.34, "text": " I see how it is."}, {"start": 9405.34, "end": 9407.34, "text": " I curse thee!"}, {"start": 9407.34, "end": 9409.34, "text": " I curse thee!"}, {"start": 9410.34, "end": 9412.34, "text": " Shoo-ba-ba!"}, {"start": 9413.34, "end": 9415.34, "text": " You yellow striped fuck!"}, {"start": 9417.34, "end": 9420.34, "text": " Alright, they now will not go back in there."}, {"start": 9420.34, "end": 9422.34, "text": " Watch the kill feed."}, {"start": 9422.34, "end": 9424.34, "text": " Don't know."}, {"start": 9424.34, "end": 9434.42, "text": " You can always grab money even easier being blue not playing the objective like the rest"}, {"start": 9434.42, "end": 9435.42, "text": " of the team."}, {"start": 9435.42, "end": 9444.06, "text": " Mbappaka, we got out red dude, they're just better shooters."}, {"start": 9444.06, "end": 9449.74, "text": " Bring some supplies, that requires me to get rid of this and no one fucking loots"}, {"start": 9449.74, "end": 9451.380000000001, "text": " the crates."}, {"start": 9451.380000000001, "end": 9453.460000000001, "text": " I will drop one supply crate"}, {"start": 9456.060000000001, "end": 9457.900000000001, "text": " And I don't think anybody's gonna use it"}, {"start": 9458.220000000001, "end": 9460.420000000002, "text": " Brother get in brother I've been waiting for you"}, {"start": 9461.460000000001, "end": 9462.26, "text": " Motherfucker"}, {"start": 9464.18, "end": 9464.980000000001, "text": " Get the fuck out"}, {"start": 9472.94, "end": 9475.26, "text": " No one's gonna take this shit and put it in the file"}, {"start": 9478.7, "end": 9479.7, "text": " Thanks man sorry"}, {"start": 9481.380000000001, "end": 9486.380000000001, "text": " You seem like a war dog millionaire, brah."}, {"start": 9486.380000000001, "end": 9495.380000000001, "text": " Right now I have a network of a low, low, low, negative, negative $50."}, {"start": 9495.380000000001, "end": 9497.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god, really?"}, {"start": 9497.380000000001, "end": 9500.380000000001, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 9500.380000000001, "end": 9502.380000000001, "text": " I'm gonna cut the game like yesterday, son."}, {"start": 9502.380000000001, "end": 9504.380000000001, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9506.380000000001, "end": 9508.380000000001, "text": " I'll get it, I'll get it."}, {"start": 9508.380000000001, "end": 9515.980000000001, "text": " I've gone to like 500k ragebot shit dropped to 10k and now up to 130"}, {"start": 9521.1, "end": 9522.62, "text": " Yeah, you want to go to the tower"}, {"start": 9530.94, "end": 9532.94, "text": " I believe in you bro you're gonna get like four kills"}, {"start": 9538.380000000001, "end": 9540.380000000001, "text": " No, no, no, I believe, I believe."}, {"start": 9551.380000000001, "end": 9554.380000000001, "text": " Special delivery, special delivery!"}, {"start": 9556.380000000001, "end": 9558.380000000001, "text": " Supplies here, supplies here!"}, {"start": 9559.380000000001, "end": 9561.380000000001, "text": " Supplies, supplies!"}, {"start": 9568.380000000001, "end": 9577.820000000002, "text": " All right, all right, all right!"}, {"start": 9577.820000000002, "end": 9582.94, "text": " I told you, I'm trading until the next AAA dead literally makes this game with mega servers"}, {"start": 9582.94, "end": 9586.900000000001, "text": " and adds like an alien race and other shit."}, {"start": 9586.900000000001, "end": 9587.900000000001, "text": " I'm waiting."}, {"start": 9587.900000000001, "end": 9588.900000000001, "text": " It's gonna happen."}, {"start": 9588.900000000001, "end": 9589.900000000001, "text": " I don't know who's gonna do it."}, {"start": 9589.900000000001, "end": 9594.900000000001, "text": " It's gonna be a persistent bank with thousands of players."}, {"start": 9594.9, "end": 9599.66, "text": " So it's not just transporting the same people, imagine all the war dog servers are connected."}, {"start": 9599.66, "end": 9601.1, "text": " Everybody's blue."}, {"start": 9601.1, "end": 9602.6, "text": " Everybody's green."}, {"start": 9604.76, "end": 9608.0, "text": " More connected infrastructure fucking hive server."}, {"start": 9608.9, "end": 9610.199999999999, "text": " You'll see, it all happened."}, {"start": 9612.699999999999, "end": 9614.199999999999, "text": " This is heavy practice."}, {"start": 9620.199999999999, "end": 9622.699999999999, "text": " This is just a small scale version."}, {"start": 9622.7, "end": 9624.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9624.7, "end": 9629.26, "text": " This guy dude this fucking asshole is this a taxi driver's field of Uber"}, {"start": 9630.94, "end": 9632.94, "text": " This fucking mix"}, {"start": 9636.820000000002, "end": 9638.820000000002, "text": " You fucking"}, {"start": 9638.82, "end": 9660.98, "text": " You know what we have room we have room boys we have room boys we have room it's alright"}, {"start": 9660.98, "end": 9663.48, "text": " That might take some life, I think the mechanic's busy."}, {"start": 9665.92, "end": 9668.16, "text": " No, that is what I call the business man."}, {"start": 9672.58, "end": 9675.279999999999, "text": " Yeah, that takes three, that's gonna take three days in the shop."}, {"start": 9678.58, "end": 9679.48, "text": " Three days minimum."}, {"start": 9681.08, "end": 9682.58, "text": " Good thing I got a chopper for us."}, {"start": 9682.58, "end": 9701.94, "text": " What are you going to do bro, you're going to make the team laugh to them and read your"}, {"start": 9701.94, "end": 9702.94, "text": " name?"}, {"start": 9702.94, "end": 9704.94, "text": " That's your fucking strat?"}, {"start": 9704.94, "end": 9706.94, "text": " They're gonna laugh at your name"}, {"start": 9720.82, "end": 9725.1, "text": " Oh my god, I'm sorry. I have an accent"}, {"start": 9726.82, "end": 9728.82, "text": " There you go boss, where we go boss"}, {"start": 9732.18, "end": 9734.34, "text": " Yeah, tower drop all right everybody look"}, {"start": 9734.94, "end": 9736.94, "text": " Your danger you are awarding Sab pongbas"}, {"start": 9737.44, "end": 9739.44, "text": " Your danger you are awarding gear"}, {"start": 9739.44, "end": 9741.2, "text": " Yourkk'"}, {"start": 9741.2, "end": 9743.2, "text": " Yourk'"}, {"start": 9743.28, "end": 9761.58, "text": " Your THERE"}, {"start": 9764.94, "end": 9768.94, "text": " Yo, 17k?"}, {"start": 9768.94, "end": 9772.94, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 9772.94, "end": 9776.94, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 9776.94, "end": 9780.94, "text": " If it doesn't say plus 100k,"}, {"start": 9780.94, "end": 9784.94, "text": " I'm not impressed. I've gotten the Achieve."}, {"start": 9784.94, "end": 9788.94, "text": " Don't talk to me unless you've gotten the 100k Achieve."}, {"start": 9788.94, "end": 9792.94, "text": " Actually, is there a 200k? Oh my god, his shit"}, {"start": 9792.94, "end": 9794.94, "text": " Completely to broke"}, {"start": 9798.7, "end": 9800.7, "text": " Is there a 200k achievement"}, {"start": 9816.460000000001, "end": 9818.78, "text": " Oh my god, it's you again broke"}, {"start": 9820.060000000001, "end": 9822.300000000001, "text": " Take the fucking shit. Don't look at me"}, {"start": 9822.94, "end": 9824.94, "text": " Take your shit and don't look at me."}, {"start": 9835.94, "end": 9838.94, "text": " Dude's aspirin is still on the fucking seat."}, {"start": 9838.94, "end": 9840.94, "text": " It hasn't even deflated yet."}, {"start": 9843.94, "end": 9846.94, "text": " Alright, they're gonna go inflate back to its original seat cushion position."}, {"start": 9852.94, "end": 9856.480000000001, "text": " Yeah, did they actually deposit the pallet they did it did they I"}, {"start": 9860.12, "end": 9862.12, "text": " Don't think they did"}, {"start": 9862.24, "end": 9866.26, "text": " That's what I'm saying, bro. Most of the players are like, you know fuck this parade. I"}, {"start": 9866.9, "end": 9873.560000000001, "text": " Do it when I did it initially when I was up 5k. I was taking any job. I was depositing whatever the fuck"}, {"start": 9878.18, "end": 9880.18, "text": " They need fuel and ammo"}, {"start": 9880.18, "end": 9887.460000000001, "text": " I guess switch over to the Big Bird or switch over to Snipe Mode."}, {"start": 9887.460000000001, "end": 9892.02, "text": " Yeah, but it's not double pallet."}, {"start": 9892.02, "end": 9899.74, "text": " I could do it just a supply run or a fuel run."}, {"start": 9899.74, "end": 9900.74, "text": " Double check."}, {"start": 9900.74, "end": 9902.74, "text": " And as soon as I do this, ten people are gonna spawn."}, {"start": 9910.74, "end": 9912.74, "text": " Ah, you fuck. Whatever."}, {"start": 9919.74, "end": 9922.74, "text": " Yeah, I make the crates into mini-palates."}, {"start": 9925.74, "end": 9929.74, "text": " Maybe I'll make the lowl bird 2 op then, and no incentive to use the big bird."}, {"start": 9930.74, "end": 9940.24, "text": " It's fun flying the Big Bird, but this shit is just like a fucking..."}, {"start": 9940.24, "end": 9944.74, "text": " It's so fast!"}, {"start": 9944.74, "end": 9947.68, "text": " Or agile."}, {"start": 9947.68, "end": 9953.58, "text": " Same speed as the Huey."}, {"start": 9953.58, "end": 9962.18, "text": " Yeah, the Black Hawk can hit like 400."}, {"start": 9962.18, "end": 9971.02, "text": " It doesn't feel like it, you underestimate the speed."}, {"start": 9971.02, "end": 9994.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, special delivery. Best supplies. Either supply is enhanced. Alright, there's a special"}, {"start": 9994.06, "end": 10005.06, "text": " liquid on them that makes them stronger. Deposit please. I missed one."}, {"start": 10005.06, "end": 10017.06, "text": " Don't come from the base, please."}, {"start": 10017.06, "end": 10021.06, "text": " No shot?"}, {"start": 10021.06, "end": 10028.06, "text": " Damn, they can lock on from this far."}, {"start": 10028.06, "end": 10033.06, "text": " Is that coming to me?"}, {"start": 10033.06, "end": 10040.06, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 10058.06, "end": 10075.06, "text": " Yeah, the Black Rock goes like 400, but at 288 km, this thing feels like it's at 400."}, {"start": 10075.06, "end": 10102.06, "text": " I don't think they deposited the pallet, did they?"}, {"start": 10102.06, "end": 10109.06, "text": " I could just litter the whole farm with shit."}, {"start": 10109.06, "end": 10113.56, "text": " Hey yo, let's go, brother, let's go!"}, {"start": 10113.56, "end": 10122.06, "text": " I could just dip that?"}, {"start": 10122.06, "end": 10129.06, "text": " Try not, try not leaving."}, {"start": 10129.06, "end": 10131.06, "text": " Alright guys, dude, you guys up?"}, {"start": 10134.34, "end": 10136.34, "text": " How much we banking boys?"}, {"start": 10140.58, "end": 10142.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10143.46, "end": 10149.539999999999, "text": " Yo Sniper, I'm gonna land you on a beautiful spot. All right. I expect 10 kills from you, okay?"}, {"start": 10152.26, "end": 10154.26, "text": " Minimum"}, {"start": 10154.26, "end": 10161.74, "text": " You get you out of a nice rooftop."}, {"start": 10161.74, "end": 10176.62, "text": " You don't got a suppressor on that, or do you?"}, {"start": 10176.62, "end": 10177.62, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10177.62, "end": 10183.5, "text": " I don't know where you're in Pop Cat."}, {"start": 10183.5, "end": 10193.62, "text": " drop first wait what the fuck wait bum where are you going where are you"}, {"start": 10193.62, "end": 10201.06, "text": " feeling running on the rooftop"}, {"start": 10201.06, "end": 10214.06, "text": " Oh, shit! Found their AA. Found their AA, huh?"}, {"start": 10225.06, "end": 10228.06, "text": " I thought I just got locked on."}, {"start": 10231.06, "end": 10240.06, "text": " I guess not."}, {"start": 10240.06, "end": 10248.06, "text": " Hey yo boys, best supplies, best supplies, deposit please, deposit please."}, {"start": 10248.06, "end": 10249.06, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 10249.06, "end": 10255.06, "text": " Shit man, it's like a fucking extended ass arm out."}, {"start": 10255.06, "end": 10262.06, "text": " All right, I gotta get a little better at that."}, {"start": 10262.06, "end": 10270.06, "text": " No, the positive, but the base looks like it's fortified heavily."}, {"start": 10270.06, "end": 10273.06, "text": " I thought I would reach."}, {"start": 10273.06, "end": 10279.06, "text": " It's like two boxes extended out."}, {"start": 10279.06, "end": 10282.06, "text": " You gotta face the container to the building."}, {"start": 10282.06, "end": 10284.06, "text": " Yeah, that's the way to do it."}, {"start": 10285.4, "end": 10287.4, "text": " Blue still has zero points."}, {"start": 10288.58, "end": 10289.58, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 10291.58, "end": 10294.22, "text": " I'm about to fuckin' land and mortar."}, {"start": 10296.82, "end": 10298.82, "text": " I'm actually about to land and mortar."}, {"start": 10300.26, "end": 10301.76, "text": " How much ammo do we have?"}, {"start": 10306.0, "end": 10307.199999999999, "text": " We have no fuel."}, {"start": 10307.699999999999, "end": 10309.699999999999, "text": " And there's like no one to pick up."}, {"start": 10312.06, "end": 10331.82, "text": " Dude, how does Green's are shitting out everything right now?"}, {"start": 10331.82, "end": 10332.82, "text": " No resistance?"}, {"start": 10332.82, "end": 10341.82, "text": " What a violent death."}, {"start": 10341.82, "end": 10362.18, "text": " I probably don't need this but wait no fucking way why is this bond vehicle are you kidding"}, {"start": 10362.18, "end": 10374.42, "text": " Hey, y'all."}, {"start": 10374.42, "end": 10376.1, "text": " You know, I'm not even going to ask, man."}, {"start": 10376.1, "end": 10377.1, "text": " Just get me to the tower."}, {"start": 10377.1, "end": 10382.1, "text": " Okay, I'm going to turn this war around."}, {"start": 10382.1, "end": 10384.300000000001, "text": " The main tower with the mortars."}, {"start": 10384.300000000001, "end": 10385.300000000001, "text": " Tower 5."}, {"start": 10385.300000000001, "end": 10386.300000000001, "text": " Uh, no."}, {"start": 10386.300000000001, "end": 10391.300000000001, "text": " There's just too many hellies and not enough people to move around."}, {"start": 10391.300000000001, "end": 10396.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's fucked."}, {"start": 10401.300000000001, "end": 10404.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna do this one if you want to have fun."}, {"start": 10407.300000000001, "end": 10409.300000000001, "text": " Wait, what's up?"}, {"start": 10409.300000000001, "end": 10411.300000000001, "text": " You want this heavy?"}, {"start": 10411.300000000001, "end": 10414.300000000001, "text": " Nah, nah, I'm gonna mortar, man. I'm gonna mortar."}, {"start": 10414.300000000001, "end": 10416.300000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10421.300000000001, "end": 10423.300000000001, "text": " Oh good man, how you doin' bro?"}, {"start": 10424.300000000001, "end": 10426.300000000001, "text": " Oh my god, red, one point."}, {"start": 10429.300000000001, "end": 10430.300000000001, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 10434.300000000001, "end": 10437.300000000001, "text": " Wait, drop me off here bro, drop me off here. What are you doing? Okay."}, {"start": 10439.300000000001, "end": 10442.300000000001, "text": " Okay, apparently that guy knows how to do his shit."}, {"start": 10442.300000000001, "end": 10445.300000000001, "text": " He just decided to barrel and I don't know."}, {"start": 10445.300000000001, "end": 10449.300000000001, "text": " Casually talking and just hits a barrel?"}, {"start": 10451.300000000001, "end": 10454.660000000002, "text": " I'm still at 22k I haven't died"}, {"start": 10459.7, "end": 10461.7, "text": " Oh actually"}, {"start": 10461.7, "end": 10463.7, "text": " Get me on the fucking border!"}, {"start": 10467.7, "end": 10469.7, "text": " On the fucking border!"}, {"start": 10473.7, "end": 10475.7, "text": " 3-82"}, {"start": 10483.7, "end": 10485.7, "text": " Dude, the door is auto-closed. There's no one here."}, {"start": 10491.7, "end": 10495.7, "text": " No, they don't, uh..."}, {"start": 10495.7, "end": 10499.7, "text": " This guy's made this 16,000 hour armor pilot."}, {"start": 10499.7, "end": 10528.7, "text": " I'm trying to pepper the marks."}, {"start": 10528.7, "end": 10535.7, "text": " Yeah, this third one is very off."}, {"start": 10535.7, "end": 10546.7, "text": " Let me see, maybe go directly in... 200."}, {"start": 10546.7, "end": 10553.7, "text": " There's green groups in there."}, {"start": 10553.7, "end": 10558.7, "text": " Seasoning, seasoning."}, {"start": 10558.7, "end": 10564.7, "text": " Ooh, I gotta go further."}, {"start": 10564.7, "end": 10568.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10568.7, "end": 10597.7, "text": " I'm shooting mortars, I can't hear you dude."}, {"start": 10597.7, "end": 10601.7, "text": " There's no established areas to fucking do anything here."}, {"start": 10604.7, "end": 10605.7, "text": " 290."}, {"start": 10612.7, "end": 10615.7, "text": " It's easy when there's a spotted base."}, {"start": 10616.7, "end": 10619.7, "text": " This is 728, I can't reach that."}, {"start": 10627.7, "end": 10644.7, "text": " Yeah, I don't know how green it's shitting on everybody right now, that's hard."}, {"start": 10644.7, "end": 10649.7, "text": " I know it's so loud."}, {"start": 10649.7, "end": 10652.7, "text": " Wow, that guy's where I was."}, {"start": 10652.7, "end": 10654.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10657.900000000001, "end": 10659.900000000001, "text": " Shit I thought I got it"}, {"start": 10667.060000000001, "end": 10669.060000000001, "text": " Missing I'm gonna heavy pepper"}, {"start": 10671.380000000001, "end": 10673.380000000001, "text": " Heavy pepper heavy pepper"}, {"start": 10682.7, "end": 10689.7, "text": " I got three rockets!"}, {"start": 10689.7, "end": 10694.7, "text": " The last shot!"}, {"start": 10694.7, "end": 10700.7, "text": " I got three rockets!"}, {"start": 10700.7, "end": 10705.7, "text": " I got three rockets!"}, {"start": 10705.7, "end": 10711.7, "text": " I got three rockets!"}, {"start": 10711.7, "end": 10721.7, "text": " That's all I got."}, {"start": 10721.7, "end": 10722.7, "text": " Brother!"}, {"start": 10722.7, "end": 10731.7, "text": " Are you fucking dead, brother?"}, {"start": 10731.7, "end": 10738.7, "text": " Damn, no shots."}, {"start": 10738.7, "end": 10745.7, "text": " Shit, man, I got no kills for any of that."}, {"start": 10745.7, "end": 10747.7, "text": " Like, okay."}, {"start": 10747.7, "end": 10758.7, "text": " Okay, so this is where we have to hope that there's Big Bird dropping."}, {"start": 10758.7, "end": 10760.7, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 10760.7, "end": 10762.7, "text": " Supplies!"}, {"start": 10770.7, "end": 10772.7, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 10776.7, "end": 10778.7, "text": " Yeah, we don't have anything in here."}, {"start": 10779.7, "end": 10781.7, "text": " There's nothing."}, {"start": 10781.7, "end": 10791.320000000002, "text": " Alright, this is the point where you run and look for a backpack that has a bunch of shit"}, {"start": 10791.320000000002, "end": 10792.320000000002, "text": " in it."}, {"start": 10792.320000000002, "end": 10794.86, "text": " Because there's no one coming with ammo."}, {"start": 10794.86, "end": 10801.980000000001, "text": " This is a match where Green is just fucking everybody the whole time."}, {"start": 10801.980000000001, "end": 10805.78, "text": " So it's a race of finding a backpack."}, {"start": 10805.78, "end": 10820.300000000001, "text": " I swear that's a not blown-up habit right there it is oh shit I might die"}, {"start": 10835.78, "end": 10847.78, "text": " Are you ready, boss? Right there!"}, {"start": 10847.78, "end": 10848.78, "text": " Boss!"}, {"start": 10848.78, "end": 10849.78, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10849.78, "end": 10855.78, "text": " Mama fuckers, he's right here!"}, {"start": 10855.78, "end": 10859.78, "text": " Are you kidding me? You Dorino shits, look to your left!"}, {"start": 10859.78, "end": 10864.78, "text": " Dude, no way! Yo!"}, {"start": 10864.78, "end": 10868.900000000001, "text": " Dude, I should have fucking hammered it."}, {"start": 10868.900000000001, "end": 10870.900000000001, "text": " I know I was gonna whip it out."}, {"start": 10870.900000000001, "end": 10873.900000000001, "text": " I was gonna fucking whip it out."}, {"start": 10873.900000000001, "end": 10886.900000000001, "text": " I don't think anybody's coming."}, {"start": 10886.9, "end": 10910.9, "text": " He might, he might left Dorito. Come on dude, I got 26k on the line. That's a 500. He's"}, {"start": 10910.9, "end": 10927.1, "text": " gonna die. He's gonna fucking die. Do I give it up? Do I give it up, boys? I'm trying to"}, {"start": 10927.1, "end": 10936.46, "text": " keep up the streak instead of starting at zero. I think I'm leaving. I think I'm"}, {"start": 10936.460000000001, "end": 10953.62, "text": " leaving yeah there's one guy outside the base no one showing up was 81 maybe I"}, {"start": 10953.62, "end": 10964.660000000002, "text": " try to I could do a quick sniper loadout I fucking hate this gun but I'll do a"}, {"start": 10964.66, "end": 10968.26, "text": " a little shit load out to see if I can just kill somebody and take their stuff."}, {"start": 10973.06, "end": 10977.86, "text": " Little load out, little, just little load out, not a big little..."}, {"start": 10981.14, "end": 10982.66, "text": " Just one guy!"}, {"start": 10986.42, "end": 10987.7, "text": " The scav."}, {"start": 10987.7, "end": 10998.7, "text": " I'm spotting all the fuck out of whatever here."}, {"start": 10998.7, "end": 11005.2, "text": " Really."}, {"start": 11005.2, "end": 11007.740000000002, "text": " I'm not a fan of the spawn location."}, {"start": 11007.740000000002, "end": 11011.94, "text": " I guess it keeps it covered, but it makes it so people have to move."}, {"start": 11011.94, "end": 11019.36, "text": " It's one way to make it so there's always a protected spawn point."}, {"start": 11019.36, "end": 11022.140000000001, "text": " I get that part of it."}, {"start": 11022.140000000001, "end": 11034.44, "text": " Yeah, main base is easy."}, {"start": 11034.44, "end": 11041.060000000001, "text": " You do have to run, but it does make it so there will be a 100% spawn at all times."}, {"start": 11041.06, "end": 11043.859999999999, "text": " The FOV is so bizarre, PC, Andes?"}, {"start": 11044.859999999999, "end": 11046.26, "text": " Okay, you- okay, buddy."}, {"start": 11047.859999999999, "end": 11048.859999999999, "text": " This looks amazing."}, {"start": 11052.46, "end": 11054.26, "text": " Okay, hopefully a worm doesn't kill me."}, {"start": 11058.46, "end": 11066.96, "text": " PC, Andes? Okay, I love watching and playing shit at 30 FPS because the fucking- I don't even know what the fuck to say."}, {"start": 11066.96, "end": 11067.76, "text": " Fuck you, okay."}, {"start": 11069.56, "end": 11070.96, "text": " Fill in the blanks from there, okay?"}, {"start": 11071.06, "end": 11084.539999999999, "text": " Got him!"}, {"start": 11084.539999999999, "end": 11085.9, "text": " Oh my god, there's people there."}, {"start": 11085.9, "end": 11087.9, "text": " Let a sniper rifle!"}, {"start": 11100.9, "end": 11102.9, "text": " 30 FPS is enough, okay?"}, {"start": 11103.9, "end": 11106.9, "text": " The dead is scared about my eyes, okay?"}, {"start": 11106.9, "end": 11110.9, "text": " It's 30 FPS because they don't want me to see things too fast."}, {"start": 11111.9, "end": 11112.9, "text": " Okay, PC bitch?"}, {"start": 11113.9, "end": 11114.9, "text": " They can!"}, {"start": 11115.9, "end": 11124.42, "text": " They don't want me to see too fast."}, {"start": 11124.42, "end": 11125.42, "text": " I said FOV?"}, {"start": 11125.42, "end": 11126.42, "text": " Motherfucker, it's the same shit!"}, {"start": 11126.42, "end": 11127.42, "text": " Alright, if you're at this FOV you'd be at 20 FPS."}, {"start": 11127.42, "end": 11128.42, "text": " Did they scare about me?"}, {"start": 11128.42, "end": 11139.42, "text": " I don't know if they give my fucking shit."}, {"start": 11139.42, "end": 11142.22, "text": " I don't know if they give by fucking shit."}, {"start": 11143.02, "end": 11145.02, "text": " Give me how they're baddie."}, {"start": 11145.82, "end": 11147.82, "text": " That's the fucking guy saying PCN."}, {"start": 11148.62, "end": 11152.02, "text": " Bro likes playing shit, not at their max capabilities."}, {"start": 11154.02, "end": 11156.42, "text": " Imagine enjoying shit at the..."}, {"start": 11156.82, "end": 11160.02, "text": " At not the high... Not at the highest fidelity."}, {"start": 11162.62, "end": 11163.82, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11169.42, "end": 11184.92, "text": " Are you fucking kidding? Dude, what is up with this game? And bullets always fucking hitting shit. So goddamn low."}, {"start": 11186.92, "end": 11194.92, "text": " Oh my god. Dude, I'm literally hitting the concrete. It wasn't even hitting the guy."}, {"start": 11199.42, "end": 11204.42, "text": " What a fuckin' joke dude."}, {"start": 11209.42, "end": 11210.42, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 11213.42, "end": 11215.42, "text": " Do I burn this 6k?"}, {"start": 11216.42, "end": 11218.42, "text": " Come on man!"}, {"start": 11224.42, "end": 11227.42, "text": " Fuck me man. Do I get a little bird?"}, {"start": 11227.42, "end": 11230.66, "text": " Is that a free big bird?"}, {"start": 11230.66, "end": 11235.08, "text": " If it's a free big bird, I'll move these guys."}, {"start": 11235.08, "end": 11242.32, "text": " When I retire my piloting, apparently the whole fucking blue team spawns."}, {"start": 11242.32, "end": 11243.32, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 11243.32, "end": 11244.32, "text": " I'm gonna probably bail."}, {"start": 11244.32, "end": 11245.32, "text": " The big bird."}, {"start": 11245.32, "end": 11246.32, "text": " I'll get them in and then bail."}, {"start": 11246.32, "end": 11247.32, "text": " Get in boys!"}, {"start": 11247.32, "end": 11248.32, "text": " Get in boys!"}, {"start": 11248.32, "end": 11255.32, "text": " get them in and then bail"}, {"start": 11256.36, "end": 11258.76, "text": " get him boys"}, {"start": 11258.76, "end": 11260.199999999999, "text": " you wanna live"}, {"start": 11260.199999999999, "end": 11265.36, "text": " get the fuck in"}, {"start": 11265.36, "end": 11272.36, "text": " see you can be that guy"}, {"start": 11272.96, "end": 11274.44, "text": " alright let's go i guess"}, {"start": 11274.44, "end": 11276.44, "text": " Really? Two guys? What the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 11285.44, "end": 11287.44, "text": " Bro, you A-A'd yourself!"}, {"start": 11291.44, "end": 11295.44, "text": " What do you mean watch A-A? We just saw him come down by himself."}, {"start": 11296.44, "end": 11300.44, "text": " Unless they have a guy near us, A-A."}, {"start": 11301.44, "end": 11304.16, "text": " How we feeling boys, huh? You guys millionaires in game"}, {"start": 11318.0, "end": 11325.42, "text": " Yeah thousand bucks first 2000 hour level for reds good luck"}, {"start": 11330.44, "end": 11334.44, "text": " Where are you feeling right now?"}, {"start": 11334.44, "end": 11335.44, "text": " Power?"}, {"start": 11335.44, "end": 11342.44, "text": " Oh, you better bail, cause we're gonna die."}, {"start": 11342.44, "end": 11350.44, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 11350.44, "end": 11358.960000000001, "text": " Exactly what I'm talking about boys."}, {"start": 11358.960000000001, "end": 11359.960000000001, "text": " Literally."}, {"start": 11359.960000000001, "end": 11360.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11360.960000000001, "end": 11364.460000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11364.460000000001, "end": 11365.960000000001, "text": " And there you go."}, {"start": 11365.960000000001, "end": 11370.32, "text": " I don't think I fucked up."}, {"start": 11370.32, "end": 11371.32, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11371.32, "end": 11372.32, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 11372.32, "end": 11373.32, "text": " Bloody belly."}, {"start": 11373.32, "end": 11374.32, "text": " Oh shi-"}, {"start": 11374.32, "end": 11375.32, "text": " But I'm Bali!"}, {"start": 11380.32, "end": 11381.32, "text": " NOOOO!"}, {"start": 11381.32, "end": 11382.32, "text": " Dude, who the-"}, {"start": 11382.32, "end": 11383.32, "text": " Who the-"}, {"start": 11383.32, "end": 11384.32, "text": " Who the fuck are you shopping?"}, {"start": 11384.32, "end": 11385.32, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 11389.32, "end": 11390.32, "text": " Who the fuck?"}, {"start": 11390.32, "end": 11391.32, "text": " Who the-"}, {"start": 11391.32, "end": 11414.539999999999, "text": " I mean with the looping classic"}, {"start": 11421.32, "end": 11428.119999999999, "text": " Alright boys, let's see if I can precisely aim this shit, because green seems like they're"}, {"start": 11428.119999999999, "end": 11432.48, "text": " good at shooting, but are they good at AAing?"}, {"start": 11432.48, "end": 11435.88, "text": " That is the question we're about to find out."}, {"start": 11435.88, "end": 11441.8, "text": " Now this is usually as soon as I whip out the little bird with guns, that's usually"}, {"start": 11441.8, "end": 11444.88, "text": " when all my bank goes to zero."}, {"start": 11444.88, "end": 11447.68, "text": " So this is bad."}, {"start": 11447.68, "end": 11449.68, "text": " I need four kills, five kills."}, {"start": 11455.36, "end": 11458.98, "text": " They literally raided the blue bays."}, {"start": 11458.98, "end": 11460.36, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's lost."}, {"start": 11460.36, "end": 11479.66, "text": " Do I attack Tower 4 or go through here?"}, {"start": 11479.66, "end": 11488.14, "text": " It looks like there's a lot of Doritos, yeah, let's get a tower for her."}, {"start": 11488.14, "end": 11499.14, "text": " Holy shit, are those all people that just dropped?"}, {"start": 11499.14, "end": 11525.14, "text": " Yeah, there's no one even here."}, {"start": 11525.14, "end": 11554.939999999999, "text": " How the fuck are you still alive?"}, {"start": 11554.94, "end": 11556.94, "text": " Shoot your shit!"}, {"start": 11571.42, "end": 11572.42, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 11573.9, "end": 11578.94, "text": " Oh, buddy! Okay, that was coming from a whole different location. God damn, I thought that was wreck-a-loving."}, {"start": 11579.42, "end": 11580.42, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11614.94, "end": 11621.94, "text": " Why is that shit smoking in there?"}, {"start": 11621.94, "end": 11624.94, "text": " Is that guy fucking smoking or..."}, {"start": 11624.94, "end": 11631.94, "text": " Oh god, I'm literally shooting at ghosts."}, {"start": 11631.94, "end": 11632.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11632.94, "end": 11655.7, "text": " Alright, we're gonna lose anyways."}, {"start": 11655.7, "end": 11661.300000000001, "text": " I see him, but he's in such a shit position there's no point in fighting him."}, {"start": 11661.300000000001, "end": 11676.300000000001, "text": " What a weird match. Greenish shitting infantry. Greenish shitting on everybody. Pure infantry domination."}, {"start": 11691.300000000001, "end": 11705.980000000001, "text": " Yeah, okay, so you can just fucking spam that trash?"}, {"start": 11705.98, "end": 11717.74, "text": " So I'm looking for one guy to shoot."}, {"start": 11717.74, "end": 11723.74, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 11723.74, "end": 11728.66, "text": " Hey, I'll res me, dude."}, {"start": 11728.66, "end": 11730.66, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 11730.66, "end": 11739.02, "text": " Wow, that went from no one in the grass to me killing one guy and then the kill cam showing"}, {"start": 11739.02, "end": 11743.82, "text": " four fucking pieces of grass licking soldiers that just murdered me."}, {"start": 11743.82, "end": 11746.74, "text": " That's what I saw."}, {"start": 11746.74, "end": 11748.74, "text": " I just flew off from me."}, {"start": 11748.74, "end": 11750.74, "text": " I'm not afraid of the floor."}, {"start": 11750.74, "end": 11751.74, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11751.74, "end": 11753.74, "text": " I'm afraid of the floor."}, {"start": 11753.74, "end": 11754.74, "text": " Get the fuck out of me."}, {"start": 11754.74, "end": 11756.74, "text": " Oh god, this guy's bad."}, {"start": 11760.74, "end": 11763.74, "text": " Yeah, they gotta save your last, last load out."}, {"start": 11766.74, "end": 11767.74, "text": " $50!"}, {"start": 11773.74, "end": 11774.74, "text": " That's all I want."}, {"start": 11776.74, "end": 11780.14, "text": " They're adding loadout presets hmm"}, {"start": 11798.619999999999, "end": 11800.619999999999, "text": " Okay, very good maneuvering"}, {"start": 11800.62, "end": 11810.820000000002, "text": " Should try the 50 vs 50 community servers, is it actually sick?"}, {"start": 11810.820000000002, "end": 11813.820000000002, "text": " Do you get money playing on the 50 vs 50s?"}, {"start": 11813.820000000002, "end": 11819.300000000001, "text": " Or is it like, cause the rule set's different, you don't make global money."}, {"start": 11819.300000000001, "end": 11820.300000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11820.300000000001, "end": 11830.26, "text": " Oh, you get money even if they change the rule set like that?"}, {"start": 11830.26, "end": 11833.14, "text": " It's kinda interesting, can't you just like farm differently then?"}, {"start": 11833.14, "end": 11836.300000000001, "text": " I'm surprised they don't make it so if you don't follow the base rule set it like makes"}, {"start": 11836.300000000001, "end": 11839.380000000001, "text": " it so you don't make money."}, {"start": 11839.380000000001, "end": 11844.26, "text": " It's GG anyways."}, {"start": 11844.26, "end": 11850.300000000001, "text": " Blue might clutch up here but I doubt it."}, {"start": 11850.300000000001, "end": 11852.74, "text": " Oh my god, I see them."}, {"start": 11852.74, "end": 11855.74, "text": " I don't want to shoot though, cause he's gun-sucking balls."}, {"start": 11874.24, "end": 11875.24, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 11882.74, "end": 11887.74, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 11887.74, "end": 11898.22, "text": " Not a single motherfucker could test this dumb bitch."}, {"start": 11898.22, "end": 11906.74, "text": " I should have got closer."}, {"start": 11906.74, "end": 11923.619999999999, "text": " Is there a way to transfer our points into merch?"}, {"start": 11923.619999999999, "end": 11926.619999999999, "text": " Give me the asshole, brother!"}, {"start": 11926.619999999999, "end": 11928.119999999999, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 11928.119999999999, "end": 11931.34, "text": " Bring me somewhere good."}, {"start": 11931.34, "end": 11934.34, "text": " Somewhere extremely hot."}, {"start": 11934.34, "end": 11935.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11935.34, "end": 11936.34, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11936.34, "end": 11941.34, "text": " If you don't do it..."}, {"start": 11941.34, "end": 11951.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11951.34, "end": 11956.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11956.34, "end": 11957.34, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11957.34, "end": 11961.34, "text": " Feels good."}, {"start": 11961.34, "end": 11968.34, "text": " Yeah, it's a shit."}, {"start": 11968.34, "end": 11970.34, "text": " How much did I make?"}, {"start": 11990.74, "end": 11995.34, "text": " Chat Vover sub-Sunday, Vover sub-Sunday!"}, {"start": 11998.34, "end": 12025.34, "text": " I'm going to take a piss, let me switch servers, I'm going to take a piss, hold up, one sec."}, {"start": 12145.34, "end": 12175.14, "text": " Let's go red for a change, let's see how red is."}, {"start": 12175.14, "end": 12179.539999999999, "text": " Fly some red players. Or do I go fight mode?"}, {"start": 12179.539999999999, "end": 12183.26, "text": " You know what? I'm gonna go right into sniper mode."}, {"start": 12183.26, "end": 12190.46, "text": " Okay, usually I do transporting, but I'm gonna try to make money via"}, {"start": 12190.46, "end": 12196.98, "text": " sniping. And being as stealthy as I possibly can"}, {"start": 12196.98, "end": 12200.859999999999, "text": " to just get one tapped and die. But I believe"}, {"start": 12200.859999999999, "end": 12204.74, "text": " until I inevitably hopefully unlock some good shit."}, {"start": 12204.74, "end": 12209.74, "text": " specifically so I can start resing"}, {"start": 12213.74, "end": 12215.74, "text": " I didn't forget anything, right?"}, {"start": 12218.74, "end": 12219.74, "text": " Bino's"}, {"start": 12230.74, "end": 12231.74, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 12231.74, "end": 12247.86, "text": " Let's see how red it is."}, {"start": 12247.86, "end": 12249.86, "text": " Hello? Blue's fine. Blue's fine."}, {"start": 12307.86, "end": 12316.86, "text": " All right, let's see, blue one killed his entire squad."}, {"start": 12316.86, "end": 12319.02, "text": " Do I go hot zone?"}, {"start": 12319.02, "end": 12322.54, "text": " Maybe I move in by myself."}, {"start": 12322.54, "end": 12325.04, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 12325.04, "end": 12325.54, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 12328.86, "end": 12331.82, "text": " This might be a little risky business."}, {"start": 12331.82, "end": 12334.86, "text": " I got to do some reconnaissance."}, {"start": 12334.86, "end": 12338.86, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12338.86, "end": 12343.1, "text": " Did the blue just fucking... oh my god, okay."}, {"start": 12343.1, "end": 12344.1, "text": " That's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 12344.1, "end": 12346.300000000001, "text": " Blue's already off to a horrible start."}, {"start": 12346.300000000001, "end": 12347.300000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 12347.300000000001, "end": 12348.300000000001, "text": " Wow, they are taking my tower."}, {"start": 12348.300000000001, "end": 12349.300000000001, "text": " Come on, look it out."}, {"start": 12349.300000000001, "end": 12350.300000000001, "text": " Tango down."}, {"start": 12350.300000000001, "end": 12351.300000000001, "text": " Eyes up for addition."}, {"start": 12351.300000000001, "end": 12355.02, "text": " Wow, they are taking my tower."}, {"start": 12355.02, "end": 12358.300000000001, "text": " Come on, look it out."}, {"start": 12358.300000000001, "end": 12368.300000000001, "text": " Not a bad spot."}, {"start": 12368.300000000001, "end": 12374.900000000001, "text": " That's the guy who already had mortars out."}, {"start": 12374.900000000001, "end": 12379.420000000002, "text": " Wait, no way."}, {"start": 12379.42, "end": 12407.82, "text": " Okay, the smokes are so good in this one."}, {"start": 12407.82, "end": 12410.699999999999, "text": " guy on the other side, he could have resed everybody."}, {"start": 12414.02, "end": 12417.22, "text": " Dude, I need- my final form is a Humvee."}, {"start": 12418.02, "end": 12421.34, "text": " A Humvee with insane amounts of"}, {"start": 12421.94, "end": 12424.46, "text": " D-fibs and batteries and smoke nades."}, {"start": 12424.86, "end": 12426.06, "text": " That's my final form."}, {"start": 12427.9, "end": 12431.46, "text": " Okay, that's my final where I travel around and res and leave."}, {"start": 12431.9, "end": 12433.22, "text": " I res and leave."}, {"start": 12433.3, "end": 12436.58, "text": " I don't even give a fuck what happens to them after they get D-fibbed."}, {"start": 12436.58, "end": 12441.58, "text": " Okay, D-Fib and get the fuck out. Even if they get D-Fib and instantly die, not my problem."}, {"start": 12443.58, "end": 12445.58, "text": " Humvee, D-Fib, out."}, {"start": 12447.58, "end": 12448.58, "text": " That's the final form."}, {"start": 12450.58, "end": 12451.58, "text": " Drive by Docs."}, {"start": 12452.58, "end": 12453.58, "text": " Oh, oh!"}, {"start": 12457.58, "end": 12458.58, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 12458.58, "end": 12462.58, "text": " I don't know how much I need to lead in this game by the way. I still haven't figured that out."}, {"start": 12466.58, "end": 12468.58, "text": " I started to just hit a fucking tree."}, {"start": 12472.28, "end": 12475.08, "text": " Holy shit, they got the whole family together."}, {"start": 12485.78, "end": 12488.28, "text": " Wait, you can spot in the smoke?"}, {"start": 12489.18, "end": 12489.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12491.38, "end": 12492.18, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 12492.88, "end": 12493.98, "text": " I guess it's not."}, {"start": 12493.98, "end": 12498.02, "text": " Oh my dude brought a bazooka"}, {"start": 12512.38, "end": 12516.14, "text": " Dude it's the angle right now you fuck is crazy"}, {"start": 12517.619999999999, "end": 12522.74, "text": " You bazooka bitch aim fucker aim. I wish others did this for me"}, {"start": 12523.98, "end": 12536.42, "text": " Dude, this bazooka fuck."}, {"start": 12536.42, "end": 12543.82, "text": " I don't know how he's alive."}, {"start": 12543.82, "end": 12544.82, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12544.82, "end": 12549.14, "text": " You know, when I'm little birding, I wish motherfuckers did that for me."}, {"start": 12549.14, "end": 12551.74, "text": " I just saved it."}, {"start": 12551.74, "end": 12552.74, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 12552.74, "end": 12582.66, "text": " These double trees are the greatest natural cover I've ever seen."}, {"start": 12582.66, "end": 12586.58, "text": " Ever seen whoa that got a ghillie suit"}, {"start": 12595.18, "end": 12597.18, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 12612.66, "end": 12629.539999999999, "text": " Oh my god, they're all still at that double tree."}, {"start": 12629.539999999999, "end": 12641.539999999999, "text": " He just opened that shit up."}, {"start": 12641.54, "end": 12644.54, "text": " I cannot for the life of me tell if there's a guy right there."}, {"start": 12648.34, "end": 12648.94, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 12652.04, "end": 12654.34, "text": " Dude, that whole fucking tree is a hive."}, {"start": 12657.94, "end": 12658.740000000002, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 12660.04, "end": 12662.04, "text": " Yo, there's a blue guy behind you!"}, {"start": 12665.640000000001, "end": 12668.34, "text": " Chat, is-is ghillie suit just like time?"}, {"start": 12669.04, "end": 12669.84, "text": " To unlock?"}, {"start": 12671.54, "end": 12673.54, "text": " I'm a little jelly, I want that."}, {"start": 12680.240000000002, "end": 12680.740000000002, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 12693.240000000002, "end": 12697.84, "text": " I love when they prone. I love it. When they prone, I get all happy inside."}, {"start": 12701.54, "end": 12707.54, "text": " They found me bro, they found me!"}, {"start": 12707.54, "end": 12714.54, "text": " I'm so dead."}, {"start": 12714.54, "end": 12721.54, "text": " I'm so dead."}, {"start": 12721.54, "end": 12733.54, "text": " I'm so good. I'm gonna get fucking dome."}, {"start": 12733.54, "end": 12746.54, "text": " I wonder if I can spot this ghillie bitch but most likely I'm gonna end up just getting"}, {"start": 12746.54, "end": 12752.18, "text": " fucking merked in the face and five seconds five seconds unless I spot this guy"}, {"start": 12759.740000000002, "end": 12767.980000000001, "text": " Come on bitch, where are you? Are you sniping me up? I don't think it was one of these guys"}, {"start": 12769.580000000002, "end": 12771.580000000002, "text": " They're way too high up"}, {"start": 12776.54, "end": 12778.54, "text": " That seemed like it came from the right side."}, {"start": 12785.54, "end": 12786.54, "text": " What is this guy doing?"}, {"start": 12787.54, "end": 12788.04, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 12791.54, "end": 12792.54, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12795.54, "end": 12797.54, "text": " Dude, this guy refuses to prone!"}, {"start": 12798.54, "end": 12801.54, "text": " You- dude, are you kidding? You can't prone close?"}, {"start": 12804.54, "end": 12805.54, "text": " Oh, I'm so fucked."}, {"start": 12806.54, "end": 12823.320000000002, "text": " Oh, he just killed somebody else. He has a 50 cal. Alright, I'm gonna pretend I'm dead."}, {"start": 12823.320000000002, "end": 12833.480000000001, "text": " His knees hurt. I made a- I- Yeah. Oh God. Was that the tower? Okay. Wow! Wow! Felt"}, {"start": 12833.48, "end": 12838.34, "text": " Okay, there's one fox found us"}, {"start": 12863.48, "end": 12867.48, "text": " You know what? I felt like I got a lot to only get 12 grand."}, {"start": 12871.48, "end": 12875.48, "text": " I was owning. What even happened there?"}, {"start": 12893.48, "end": 12918.84, "text": " Maybe a lot of red to get enough people in."}, {"start": 12918.84, "end": 12920.64, "text": " Yeah red heavily made it into the map."}, {"start": 12920.64, "end": 12922.039999999999, "text": " They're at the church right now."}, {"start": 12922.04, "end": 12924.04, "text": " I don't know where to go."}, {"start": 12935.04, "end": 12936.04, "text": " Drop me here."}, {"start": 12936.04, "end": 12939.04, "text": " Yeah, I need a covert drop, man. I'm a sniper."}, {"start": 12940.04, "end": 12944.04, "text": " I'm a ghost. I'm a ghost. Don't tell anybody you dropped me off."}, {"start": 12944.04, "end": 12946.04, "text": " I'm a ghost."}, {"start": 12947.04, "end": 12949.04, "text": " I'm banishing."}, {"start": 12949.04, "end": 12951.04, "text": " WAH!"}, {"start": 12956.04, "end": 12957.04, "text": " That ghost."}, {"start": 12959.04, "end": 12960.04, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 12960.04, "end": 12961.04, "text": " I'm on the mission!"}, {"start": 12961.04, "end": 12963.04, "text": " How the fuck do they know?"}, {"start": 12975.04, "end": 12977.04, "text": " You tower fucking sniping shit."}, {"start": 12979.04, "end": 12981.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12981.04, "end": 13010.04, "text": " You fuck, I saw you."}, {"start": 13010.04, "end": 13021.04, "text": " Can you shoot through this tree?"}, {"start": 13021.04, "end": 13022.04, "text": " One more time, boys."}, {"start": 13022.04, "end": 13023.04, "text": " Just wait."}, {"start": 13023.04, "end": 13024.04, "text": " Just wait."}, {"start": 13024.04, "end": 13040.0, "text": " Oh, bro was peeking for everybody, and then I decided to fucking look for you."}, {"start": 13040.0, "end": 13050.44, "text": " you're gone why is he moving like a fuck oh my god"}, {"start": 13052.8, "end": 13066.04, "text": " I'm gonna pick the same spot yo I have a neighbor sniper"}, {"start": 13070.0, "end": 13092.44, "text": " Apparently everybody is coming here dude. There's two of them, bro"}, {"start": 13092.44, "end": 13099.44, "text": " I'm not fighting this shit right now."}, {"start": 13122.44, "end": 13124.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13126.04, "end": 13128.04, "text": " Holy shit"}, {"start": 13128.04, "end": 13154.720000000001, "text": " No way that was the guy dude he sounded like he was in front of me."}, {"start": 13154.720000000001, "end": 13178.36, "text": " That was a weird sniper he was shooting me with."}, {"start": 13178.36, "end": 13180.36, "text": " I don't want to fumble some shit, Luke."}, {"start": 13202.28, "end": 13204.28, "text": " Who's taking this shit? Blue?"}, {"start": 13238.36, "end": 13260.58, "text": " Yeah, what gun was that?"}, {"start": 13260.58, "end": 13261.58, "text": " Shotgun?"}, {"start": 13261.58, "end": 13267.480000000001, "text": " I might die, I want to completely reposition, he's going to end up resing that guy."}, {"start": 13267.48, "end": 13273.64, "text": " Am I still negative bro? I'm on a fucking quad pentakill like how dude"}, {"start": 13287.52, "end": 13291.52, "text": " Is that the same mosin guy no way"}, {"start": 13297.48, "end": 13305.48, "text": " really"}, {"start": 13305.48, "end": 13315.48, "text": " wait there's a blue guy right here"}, {"start": 13315.48, "end": 13320.48, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 13320.48, "end": 13335.48, "text": " Oh, someone just killed him."}, {"start": 13335.48, "end": 13360.48, "text": " Is that saying there's a guy spotted in one of these?"}, {"start": 13360.48, "end": 13378.48, "text": " Oh, yeah, did I just see him or was that light?"}, {"start": 13378.48, "end": 13384.92, "text": " I keep seeing something in that window."}, {"start": 13384.92, "end": 13388.6, "text": " I can't tell if it's a head or not."}, {"start": 13388.6, "end": 13389.6, "text": " Someone's hiding in here, though."}, {"start": 13389.6, "end": 13396.6, "text": " scared I don't wanna be here anymore. Shots."}, {"start": 13396.6, "end": 13419.44, "text": " Is Red Oatting right now?"}, {"start": 13419.44, "end": 13421.44, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 13421.44, "end": 13423.44, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 13423.44, "end": 13425.44, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 13425.44, "end": 13430.12, "text": " I'm gonna try to get a little closer here"}, {"start": 13455.44, "end": 13466.800000000001, "text": " Why is that guy all the way doing jack shit over there?"}, {"start": 13466.800000000001, "end": 13470.24, "text": " Wait is that a target spotted?"}, {"start": 13470.24, "end": 13471.24, "text": " Is that a guy?"}, {"start": 13471.24, "end": 13475.720000000001, "text": " What are they doing out there?"}, {"start": 13475.720000000001, "end": 13481.480000000001, "text": " I had that zoom scope it'd be great."}, {"start": 13481.48, "end": 13488.4, "text": " How am I targeting a guy up there?"}, {"start": 13488.4, "end": 13492.16, "text": " Well, then there's nobody."}, {"start": 13492.16, "end": 13494.16, "text": " Frey lemonade."}, {"start": 13494.16, "end": 13495.92, "text": " Receive of caution."}, {"start": 13495.92, "end": 13500.96, "text": " What the fuck are these guys doing?"}, {"start": 13500.96, "end": 13501.96, "text": " Typical blue?"}, {"start": 13501.96, "end": 13504.96, "text": " Wait, is that red attacking?"}, {"start": 13504.96, "end": 13507.76, "text": " Oh, there's a bunch of green attacking blue right now."}, {"start": 13507.76, "end": 13519.28, "text": " actually infiltrating. They just infiltrated this shit out of that. This red guy has no"}, {"start": 13519.28, "end": 13531.36, "text": " idea. There's like five greens in there. Fob is about to be hacked. That's crazy. I'm"}, {"start": 13531.36, "end": 13550.560000000001, "text": " going to miss or not. Wow. That was kind of beautiful. Meds."}, {"start": 13550.56, "end": 13556.92, "text": " Brother I'm gonna revive you okay. Oh, you're dead"}, {"start": 13558.96, "end": 13564.96, "text": " See for I was gonna revive you then kill you for money. Oh, I'll get them"}, {"start": 13567.119999999999, "end": 13573.96, "text": " Damn he had a he had a whole mission set up I feel bad he had sea charges and everything I"}, {"start": 13574.84, "end": 13577.88, "text": " Actually want my ship back. I'm not gonna there's nothing to blow up"}, {"start": 13577.880000000001, "end": 13581.480000000001, "text": " If I was near green I would"}, {"start": 13590.000000000002, "end": 13592.000000000002, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 13592.0, "end": 13607.8, "text": " I'll get eliminated."}, {"start": 13607.8, "end": 13608.8, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 13608.8, "end": 13617.8, "text": " Where do you shoot me and then you're nowhere to spot?"}, {"start": 13617.800000000001, "end": 13627.800000000001, "text": " Maybe he missed and quickly crossed the river."}, {"start": 13627.800000000001, "end": 13632.800000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13632.800000000001, "end": 13637.800000000001, "text": " Not a single tag."}, {"start": 13637.800000000001, "end": 13639.800000000001, "text": " Reviving?"}, {"start": 13639.800000000001, "end": 13641.800000000001, "text": " He could."}, {"start": 13641.800000000001, "end": 13665.880000000001, "text": " Y'all leave blue alone, let's go attack green."}, {"start": 13665.880000000001, "end": 13668.920000000002, "text": " Leave blue alone!"}, {"start": 13668.92, "end": 13670.92, "text": " You monsters!"}, {"start": 13688.92, "end": 13690.92, "text": " Oh, there's a lot of depth over there."}, {"start": 13692.92, "end": 13695.92, "text": " Dude, fuck the backpack. He gives a shit."}, {"start": 13698.92, "end": 13700.92, "text": " Friendly shots?"}, {"start": 13714.44, "end": 13716.6, "text": " Oh my god, there's a guy right in the window."}, {"start": 13728.92, "end": 13744.54, "text": " Might die doing this he's chilling right in there"}, {"start": 13744.54, "end": 13747.54, "text": " target eliminated"}, {"start": 13749.54, "end": 13751.54, "text": " he's still in there"}, {"start": 13757.54, "end": 13758.54, "text": " wow"}, {"start": 13759.54, "end": 13761.54, "text": " poor blue dude"}, {"start": 13761.54, "end": 13763.54, "text": " blue's whole base is done"}, {"start": 13764.54, "end": 13766.54, "text": " red, what are we doing?"}, {"start": 13767.54, "end": 13769.54, "text": " our main enemy is green"}, {"start": 13769.54, "end": 13771.54, "text": " green's gonna end up winning the whole thing"}, {"start": 13774.54, "end": 13800.54, "text": " I have 30 bullets, I will go and terrorize them."}, {"start": 13800.54, "end": 13802.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13810.18, "end": 13815.560000000001, "text": " Tempt to green is actually I'm introjectory to run right into the group actually this is scary. Oh"}, {"start": 13820.220000000001, "end": 13822.220000000001, "text": " Fuck I actually don't like this"}, {"start": 13830.54, "end": 13842.300000000001, "text": " I gotta say, spotting is actually very overpowered."}, {"start": 13842.300000000001, "end": 13846.460000000001, "text": " They should make it so it's to be pinpoint accurate, because you can do this and then"}, {"start": 13846.460000000001, "end": 13854.300000000001, "text": " you instantly have a little UAV of knowing."}, {"start": 13854.300000000001, "end": 13856.300000000001, "text": " Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 13869.740000000002, "end": 13871.740000000002, "text": " Damn yeah, red destroyed that shit."}, {"start": 13877.820000000002, "end": 13879.820000000002, "text": " They're still fighting something."}, {"start": 13881.660000000002, "end": 13883.660000000002, "text": " I don't know what I'm tracking."}, {"start": 13884.300000000001, "end": 13884.800000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13886.800000000001, "end": 13888.1, "text": " An armed guy over there."}, {"start": 13888.400000000001, "end": 13888.900000000001, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 13888.900000000001, "end": 13889.400000000001, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 13889.400000000001, "end": 13889.900000000001, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 13889.900000000001, "end": 13890.400000000001, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 13890.400000000001, "end": 13890.900000000001, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 13890.900000000001, "end": 13891.400000000001, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 13891.400000000001, "end": 13891.900000000001, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 13891.900000000001, "end": 13892.400000000001, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 13892.400000000001, "end": 13892.900000000001, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 13905.900000000001, "end": 13907.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, the gilly guy was on our team."}, {"start": 13914.300000000001, "end": 13939.300000000001, "text": " do I give up three potential Doritos who will be the Dorito"}, {"start": 13944.300000000001, "end": 13949.300000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 13949.300000000001, "end": 13954.300000000001, "text": " Pocket sand!"}, {"start": 13954.300000000001, "end": 13959.300000000001, "text": " Crash me bro!"}, {"start": 13959.300000000001, "end": 13964.300000000001, "text": " Let me see if he listens."}, {"start": 13974.300000000001, "end": 13985.300000000001, "text": " I don't think it's happening it's not happening okay I've made enough money to"}, {"start": 13985.300000000001, "end": 13988.220000000001, "text": " minigun"}, {"start": 13988.220000000001, "end": 13995.220000000001, "text": " What are you looking for?"}, {"start": 13995.220000000001, "end": 14000.220000000001, "text": " I'm not getting something."}, {"start": 14000.220000000001, "end": 14008.220000000001, "text": " Shab hooker sub sunday people hooker sub sunday."}, {"start": 14008.220000000001, "end": 14017.220000000001, "text": " Yeah I should start buying armor when I do this shouldn't I?"}, {"start": 14017.220000000001, "end": 14026.820000000002, "text": " How far until you get rocket birds?"}, {"start": 14026.820000000002, "end": 14032.500000000002, "text": " I don't know what level are the rocket birds."}, {"start": 14032.500000000002, "end": 14035.220000000001, "text": " I'm like the level 17 pilot I think?"}, {"start": 14035.220000000001, "end": 14039.580000000002, "text": " Oh really, 20?"}, {"start": 14039.580000000002, "end": 14041.980000000001, "text": " Are rockets like, do you actually make money?"}, {"start": 14041.980000000001, "end": 14043.980000000001, "text": " Are the rocket pods too expensive?"}, {"start": 14043.98, "end": 14054.9, "text": " Because you can go around destroying their AA, but you have to be super precise."}, {"start": 14054.9, "end": 14062.26, "text": " Even money yikes."}, {"start": 14062.26, "end": 14068.42, "text": " I'm having trouble making money with the little bird, but I think I need to get a wrench and"}, {"start": 14068.42, "end": 14072.02, "text": " play more back and forth instead of staying in the battlefield the whole time."}, {"start": 14090.02, "end": 14090.9, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 14098.42, "end": 14128.22, "text": " I like how the one guy still alive has fucking anti-air."}, {"start": 14128.220000000001, "end": 14130.220000000001, "text": " Really"}, {"start": 14132.54, "end": 14134.78, "text": " I was just gonna afford it to attack me"}, {"start": 14144.1, "end": 14146.1, "text": " It's really good at his job"}, {"start": 14146.1, "end": 14156.720000000001, "text": " Alright, Green has not been taking enough damage."}, {"start": 14156.720000000001, "end": 14157.720000000001, "text": " We need to..."}, {"start": 14157.720000000001, "end": 14164.720000000001, "text": " I'm gonna shittily send some fear into their hearts."}, {"start": 14164.720000000001, "end": 14189.640000000001, "text": " Are not dude are you fucking kidding me dude brother where even is your AA I have no idea"}, {"start": 14219.64, "end": 14221.06, "text": " I didn't even see that guy at all."}, {"start": 14227.48, "end": 14228.92, "text": " Minus 10K."}, {"start": 14242.359999999999, "end": 14245.56, "text": " Bro, a whole new world, a whole new video game."}, {"start": 14246.939999999999, "end": 14248.199999999999, "text": " A whole new land."}, {"start": 14248.2, "end": 14257.68, "text": " a whole new horizon a whole new chapter and that's the fucking name you"}, {"start": 14257.68, "end": 14262.2, "text": " choose you dumb mother fucker"}, {"start": 14278.2, "end": 14283.2, "text": " Where are you going bro? Where are you going?"}, {"start": 14283.2, "end": 14286.2, "text": " You want to go there?"}, {"start": 14286.2, "end": 14295.2, "text": " Right here, right here."}, {"start": 14308.2, "end": 14334.2, "text": " Oh, a plane!"}, {"start": 14334.2, "end": 14346.2, "text": " Dude shot me in the worst fucking spot right in the crosshair."}, {"start": 14364.2, "end": 14371.2, "text": " Finally one kill!"}, {"start": 14371.2, "end": 14375.2, "text": " He did it!"}, {"start": 14375.2, "end": 14376.2, "text": " He did it!"}, {"start": 14376.2, "end": 14381.2, "text": " Was that really one guy?"}, {"start": 14381.2, "end": 14392.2, "text": " Dude, they got an AA all the way down there."}, {"start": 14392.2, "end": 14408.2, "text": " Is this even worth doing?"}, {"start": 14408.2, "end": 14410.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14410.2, "end": 14412.2, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 14412.2, "end": 14424.92, "text": " What the fuck out of here?"}, {"start": 14424.92, "end": 14436.04, "text": " What a shot."}, {"start": 14436.04, "end": 14437.04, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 14437.04, "end": 14449.720000000001, "text": " I'm going to play a little differently."}, {"start": 14449.720000000001, "end": 14460.320000000002, "text": " I'm going to play, when I spot one guy, I'm going to go dip one in, one out while trying"}, {"start": 14460.320000000002, "end": 14461.320000000002, "text": " to upgrade."}, {"start": 14461.32, "end": 14468.32, "text": " Okay, that was such a crazy Snipe shot."}, {"start": 14476.6, "end": 14479.32, "text": " Oh yeah, armor."}, {"start": 14479.32, "end": 14486.32, "text": " You're even moving."}, {"start": 14491.32, "end": 14513.72, "text": " I can move one guy, one guy."}, {"start": 14513.72, "end": 14518.96, "text": " One guy, one guy, one guy."}, {"start": 14518.960000000001, "end": 14519.960000000001, "text": " One guy?"}, {"start": 14521.320000000002, "end": 14522.320000000002, "text": " One guy!"}, {"start": 14529.2, "end": 14530.2, "text": " One guy?"}, {"start": 14533.560000000001, "end": 14534.560000000001, "text": " Alright, whatever, I'm out."}, {"start": 14544.52, "end": 14548.160000000002, "text": " Find one deer, try to fucking kill him, and then, uh, back it up."}, {"start": 14548.960000000001, "end": 14568.080000000002, "text": " I use I use was that my mouse I don't use hotels"}, {"start": 14578.960000000001, "end": 14585.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, we got here fast as hell. What the hell?"}, {"start": 14589.960000000001, "end": 14592.960000000001, "text": " That was so fast."}, {"start": 14600.960000000001, "end": 14603.960000000001, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me? You fat fuck!"}, {"start": 14603.960000000001, "end": 14622.36, "text": " He's probably fat Are you serious right now this blue bitch actually"}, {"start": 14622.36, "end": 14629.36, "text": " sets up a fucking AA in our ass."}, {"start": 14646.04, "end": 14649.04, "text": " I'm going back."}, {"start": 14652.36, "end": 14671.08, "text": " Yeah, who wants to parachute down on a mortar on our side and kill him?"}, {"start": 14671.08, "end": 14672.08, "text": " I can try."}, {"start": 14672.08, "end": 14673.08, "text": " I can try."}, {"start": 14673.08, "end": 14674.92, "text": " I have to kill him very fast."}, {"start": 14674.92, "end": 14676.92, "text": " I think he was like right here."}, {"start": 14676.92, "end": 14678.92, "text": " He was like right here."}, {"start": 14681.92, "end": 14683.92, "text": " There's our anti-air."}, {"start": 14686.92, "end": 14689.92, "text": " That guy's heli sounded like it was dying."}, {"start": 14694.92, "end": 14698.92, "text": " It was like when I was 300 meters out? Kind of."}, {"start": 14706.92, "end": 14719.2, "text": " Alright, this is my last little bird and I'm going back to infantry because little birding"}, {"start": 14719.2, "end": 14731.56, "text": " it's hard to make a profit. Too many flares to dodge, I'm just fucking bad. I swear he's"}, {"start": 14731.56, "end": 14744.24, "text": " like right here I think I actually see him how do we let this guy open up a"}, {"start": 14744.24, "end": 14755.039999999999, "text": " whole fucking restaurant in our shit of course I hit the wrong button are you"}, {"start": 14755.039999999999, "end": 14760.279999999999, "text": " fucking kidding me fuck you I'm going again he's on the left side YouTube"}, {"start": 14760.28, "end": 14762.28, "text": " Tutorial ass fucking rat"}, {"start": 14790.28, "end": 14792.28, "text": " I should kamikaze him."}, {"start": 14804.28, "end": 14805.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14816.28, "end": 14818.28, "text": " How you doing, man?"}, {"start": 14820.28, "end": 14825.28, "text": " You're a millionaire yet, brother?"}, {"start": 14825.28, "end": 14826.28, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 14826.28, "end": 14827.28, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14827.28, "end": 14830.28, "text": " You look like you're a moneymaker."}, {"start": 14830.28, "end": 14836.28, "text": " I'm just trying to get the, uh, where it goes."}, {"start": 14836.28, "end": 14837.28, "text": " True."}, {"start": 14837.28, "end": 14838.28, "text": " Hold on, man."}, {"start": 14838.28, "end": 14841.28, "text": " There's a cobra bitch I need to kill real quick."}, {"start": 14841.28, "end": 14846.28, "text": " He has a bunch of AA here."}, {"start": 14846.28, "end": 14848.68, "text": " He's like right at this tree line, I see him."}, {"start": 14852.28, "end": 14856.28, "text": " Yeah, you wanna drop? He's literally in this tree line."}, {"start": 14867.78, "end": 14869.28, "text": " Alright, it might be dead."}, {"start": 14876.28, "end": 14878.28, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14906.28, "end": 14908.28, "text": " What the fuck!"}, {"start": 14920.52, "end": 14922.52, "text": " Holy shit, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 14966.28, "end": 14975.28, "text": " They're both in there. It's kind of just like, what the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 14975.28, "end": 14984.28, "text": " If I had missiles, it'd be nice. I don't think I can minigun this shit out of, uh..."}, {"start": 14984.28, "end": 14986.28, "text": " How do you call it, right?"}, {"start": 14997.28, "end": 14999.28, "text": " Can you minigun and blow up the AA?"}, {"start": 15001.28, "end": 15003.28, "text": " Yeah, they'll just rebuild it."}, {"start": 15003.28, "end": 15012.84, "text": " Land and push it with what?"}, {"start": 15012.84, "end": 15013.84, "text": " My fucking helmet?"}, {"start": 15013.84, "end": 15021.04, "text": " Am I gonna throw my helmet at the guy?"}, {"start": 15021.04, "end": 15031.76, "text": " Dude, I would love to rescue, but I can't."}, {"start": 15031.76, "end": 15033.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15045.36, "end": 15049.08, "text": " Don't know how he's fucking friend dude his friend is like loves them"}, {"start": 15056.48, "end": 15058.48, "text": " Yeah, one more guy in there"}, {"start": 15061.76, "end": 15077.76, "text": " What the fuck is this? It's a swarm."}, {"start": 15091.76, "end": 15095.56, "text": " Get the fuck out of here!"}, {"start": 15095.56, "end": 15097.68, "text": " Where are the bullets?"}, {"start": 15097.68, "end": 15099.880000000001, "text": " Are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 15099.880000000001, "end": 15100.880000000001, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 15100.880000000001, "end": 15106.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15106.880000000001, "end": 15110.44, "text": " Where are the fucking bullets going?"}, {"start": 15110.44, "end": 15125.44, "text": " You aim on the chat, half of you motherfuckers don't even know what the fuck is, you, you,"}, {"start": 15125.44, "end": 15130.24, "text": " half of you fucking idiots probably think you aim via the circle in the middle."}, {"start": 15130.24, "end": 15136.28, "text": " You aim via the top right quadrant of the crosshair."}, {"start": 15136.28, "end": 15139.480000000001, "text": " You don't even aim on the fucking middle dot."}, {"start": 15139.48, "end": 15141.48, "text": " The dotted upper right line..."}, {"start": 15143.0, "end": 15145.0, "text": " You aim at 45 degrees."}, {"start": 15146.06, "end": 15148.56, "text": " That shit was 45 degrees on his ass!"}, {"start": 15155.48, "end": 15157.98, "text": " I don't know how you fucking own a nadebud, whatever."}, {"start": 15157.98, "end": 15172.619999999999, "text": " It's zeroed at like 200 plus, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 15172.619999999999, "end": 15174.46, "text": " I was within 200."}, {"start": 15174.46, "end": 15177.46, "text": " Well, Elise died."}, {"start": 15177.460000000001, "end": 15179.460000000001, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 15192.460000000001, "end": 15194.460000000001, "text": " Naaaaaaahhhh!"}, {"start": 15197.460000000001, "end": 15199.460000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 15267.460000000001, "end": 15274.460000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 15274.460000000001, "end": 15292.580000000002, "text": " Get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 15292.580000000002, "end": 15294.820000000002, "text": " I don't know what the fuck happened."}, {"start": 15294.82, "end": 15297.94, "text": " I'm literally collectively shifting the fuck up and nothing happened"}, {"start": 15312.94, "end": 15315.18, "text": " If that tree wasn't there I would have clutched"}, {"start": 15318.86, "end": 15320.86, "text": " All right, I'm wasting money"}, {"start": 15324.82, "end": 15337.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15337.82, "end": 15344.82, "text": " damn"}, {"start": 15344.82, "end": 15346.82, "text": " the tree made 15,000?"}, {"start": 15346.82, "end": 15352.82, "text": " yeah, it did"}, {"start": 15352.82, "end": 15372.82, "text": " I wonder if this is technically a route? I think it is to get to blue."}, {"start": 15372.82, "end": 15383.34, "text": " Oh, yeah it is."}, {"start": 15383.34, "end": 15385.26, "text": " They have some AA on blue."}, {"start": 15385.26, "end": 15390.26, "text": " I just can't pinpoint where specifically it is."}, {"start": 15420.26, "end": 15437.7, "text": " Oh shit they have AA."}, {"start": 15437.7, "end": 15443.86, "text": " Alright now they don't."}, {"start": 15443.86, "end": 15473.82, "text": " She moved pilot, if this is you, fuck off, alright."}, {"start": 15473.82, "end": 15476.82, "text": " They have Shreve Snivers. A knowing fucking breed."}, {"start": 15503.82, "end": 15505.82, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 15513.82, "end": 15515.82, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 15521.82, "end": 15523.82, "text": " They have a... oh wait, no they don't."}, {"start": 15563.82, "end": 15564.82, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 15564.82, "end": 15570.82, "text": " The ammo to kills is not it."}, {"start": 15593.82, "end": 15615.58, "text": " Yeah, shit, bro had an AA up on a spot that was hard to even find, the dude operating"}, {"start": 15615.58, "end": 15620.44, "text": " favorite customer that was fun"}, {"start": 15632.86, "end": 15637.14, "text": " was very nice"}, {"start": 15645.58, "end": 15654.1, "text": " Most and over SPD. I don't know it works"}, {"start": 15665.1, "end": 15667.1, "text": " Yeah, there's a guy out there"}, {"start": 15675.58, "end": 15683.62, "text": " 105 mortars, can I do anything with this 23 I could drop some of these here"}, {"start": 15687.18, "end": 15690.14, "text": " 652 I like that"}, {"start": 15694.18, "end": 15696.42, "text": " Big money big money big money big money"}, {"start": 15705.58, "end": 15706.08, "text": " Play!"}, {"start": 15706.84, "end": 15708.52, "text": " Play! Play! Play! Play!"}, {"start": 15709.36, "end": 15710.36, "text": " Play! Play!"}, {"start": 15711.14, "end": 15712.02, "text": " Play!"}, {"start": 15720.08, "end": 15722.46, "text": " Bro, I don't know what to tell you man, the guy is still fighting a lot!"}, {"start": 15726.92, "end": 15727.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15735.58, "end": 15747.58, "text": " I'm sure I'd stop in there."}, {"start": 15747.58, "end": 15758.58, "text": " Yeah, everybody's dying here."}, {"start": 15758.58, "end": 15769.58, "text": " Let's take it here and shoot... a hundred..."}, {"start": 15769.58, "end": 15773.58, "text": " Okay, where are we dying?"}, {"start": 15773.58, "end": 15775.82, "text": " Where is the death happening?"}, {"start": 15775.82, "end": 15787.14, "text": " If you could describe where it's happening."}, {"start": 15817.140000000001, "end": 15819.140000000001, "text": " Snore"}, {"start": 15829.1, "end": 15834.260000000002, "text": " Buddy how did he make it in what good"}, {"start": 15841.02, "end": 15843.02, "text": " The door was open"}, {"start": 15843.02, "end": 15847.02, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 15847.02, "end": 15851.02, "text": " He's got some good taste."}, {"start": 15851.02, "end": 15855.02, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 15855.02, "end": 15880.18, "text": " I can tell man I can tell open up brother open up"}, {"start": 15886.02, "end": 15888.02, "text": " For the open your shirt"}, {"start": 15894.74, "end": 15897.460000000001, "text": " Are you serious right now? Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 15903.26, "end": 15906.140000000001, "text": " Making me it without the little bird brother guys a okay"}, {"start": 15906.140000000001, "end": 15916.04, "text": " boys I got a little bird hold on hot dropping we're gonna save our tower"}, {"start": 15916.04, "end": 15922.7, "text": " oh I bought the wrong shit fuck me"}, {"start": 15922.7, "end": 15929.7, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 15929.7, "end": 15941.380000000001, "text": " Dude, I didn't mean to waste."}, {"start": 15941.380000000001, "end": 15942.5, "text": " Only one guy, brother."}, {"start": 15942.5, "end": 15943.5, "text": " One guy."}, {"start": 15943.5, "end": 15952.5, "text": " Oh dude, that's free money right there I wasted."}, {"start": 15952.5, "end": 15972.02, "text": " GTV? Oh my god. Yeah, I've never seen that before. What does it mean? I've always wondered."}, {"start": 15972.02, "end": 15975.02, "text": " What does it mean? Are you all in like a clan or something?"}, {"start": 15981.02, "end": 15983.02, "text": " That spans game to game or something?"}, {"start": 15985.02, "end": 15986.02, "text": " That's cool, man."}, {"start": 15993.02, "end": 15996.02, "text": " That's cool, bro! That's cool, dude!"}, {"start": 15997.02, "end": 15999.02, "text": " That's lit, man, that's fire!"}, {"start": 16002.02, "end": 16028.74, "text": " That's fire shit."}, {"start": 16028.74, "end": 16030.48, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 16030.48, "end": 16033.82, "text": " They're right on our fucking AA."}, {"start": 16033.82, "end": 16036.64, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 16036.64, "end": 16042.4, "text": " Dude, they're literally right on our fucking AA"}, {"start": 16042.4, "end": 16045.24, "text": " with our own missile, our own shit."}, {"start": 16047.68, "end": 16048.32, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 16048.32, "end": 16049.359999999999, "text": " I can't do this anymore."}, {"start": 16049.359999999999, "end": 16050.92, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 16050.92, "end": 16053.8, "text": " How much money have I fucking wasted doing this shit?"}, {"start": 16057.16, "end": 16057.68, "text": " You know what, man?"}, {"start": 16057.68, "end": 16064.68, "text": " The problem with this game is, the money making is to rely on your fucking team, not sucking ass."}, {"start": 16077.68, "end": 16082.68, "text": " Dude, just drive supplies for the fucks not to even use the fucking supplies."}, {"start": 16082.68, "end": 16086.68, "text": " And then you try to do transports, everybody gets transports."}, {"start": 16086.68, "end": 16089.800000000001, "text": " And then supplies only go so far, okay?"}, {"start": 16089.800000000001, "end": 16092.36, "text": " Because then there's only so many building supplies"}, {"start": 16092.36, "end": 16094.04, "text": " you can fucking send."}, {"start": 16094.04, "end": 16096.44, "text": " There's only so much to build at the end of the day."}, {"start": 16096.44, "end": 16098.44, "text": " It's mainly fuel and ammo."}, {"start": 16098.44, "end": 16101.16, "text": " And that's if motherfuckers are actually using the mortar."}, {"start": 16101.16, "end": 16104.36, "text": " And if there's actual viable locations to mortar."}, {"start": 16106.76, "end": 16108.76, "text": " And then the main thing is just moving fuel."}, {"start": 16108.76, "end": 16111.960000000001, "text": " But like still actually using a lot of the tools?"}, {"start": 16111.960000000001, "end": 16112.92, "text": " It's like..."}, {"start": 16112.92, "end": 16121.88, "text": " Yeah, but Shroud isn't naturally an insanely good gamer on top of he plays with a group."}, {"start": 16121.88, "end": 16123.38, "text": " So it's different."}, {"start": 16123.38, "end": 16127.76, "text": " You can like go on higher streaks because you have competence with you."}, {"start": 16127.76, "end": 16134.04, "text": " This, I mean if your whole team is kind of potato you're kind of fucked."}, {"start": 16134.04, "end": 16138.88, "text": " There's no point if the enemy team has better coordination if you try to spend more money"}, {"start": 16138.880000000001, "end": 16142.36, "text": " on your loadout, you're wasting it."}, {"start": 16142.36, "end": 16149.160000000002, "text": " Right, I'm technically, you're technically just like, because your team's not going to"}, {"start": 16149.160000000002, "end": 16151.320000000002, "text": " be able to assist you well."}, {"start": 16151.320000000002, "end": 16156.000000000002, "text": " Yeah, but recon's kind of boring after a while."}, {"start": 16156.000000000002, "end": 16160.080000000002, "text": " Hey, yeah, we got two seats, we're leaving."}, {"start": 16160.080000000002, "end": 16164.560000000001, "text": " That's why I try to play more recon with Sniper, but like that's all you can really"}, {"start": 16164.560000000001, "end": 16165.560000000001, "text": " do."}, {"start": 16165.560000000001, "end": 16167.560000000001, "text": " And the money's not insane."}, {"start": 16167.56, "end": 16169.56, "text": " It kind of is."}, {"start": 16169.56, "end": 16173.56, "text": " Yeah, two people were leaving."}, {"start": 16183.56, "end": 16186.56, "text": " Okay, what happened? These guys are taking five years."}, {"start": 16188.56, "end": 16196.56, "text": " Yeah, but like, I was just mortaring. Mortaring is good if the enemy is hunkered down. Mortars are really good."}, {"start": 16197.56, "end": 16206.3, "text": " Many times you have like infantry groups that are way better than it's like, yeah, just"}, {"start": 16206.3, "end": 16209.199999999999, "text": " artillery mortar the hot zone."}, {"start": 16209.199999999999, "end": 16216.84, "text": " Yeah, but when they're in like indoor spots, it's not very effective."}, {"start": 16216.84, "end": 16221.5, "text": " If you're, if you have, if you have mortars against the built out base, it's a money"}, {"start": 16221.5, "end": 16223.14, "text": " farm."}, {"start": 16223.140000000001, "end": 16231.52, "text": " Many times I've mortared and there's no fob worth mortaring just half the team has it even spotted shit"}, {"start": 16232.02, "end": 16235.640000000001, "text": " Or they haven't even built one. They're just better infantrymen and the goal"}, {"start": 16238.660000000002, "end": 16240.660000000002, "text": " That's just what I noticed"}, {"start": 16241.900000000001, "end": 16243.900000000001, "text": " Wow they actually recovered it"}, {"start": 16247.300000000001, "end": 16249.300000000001, "text": " Wait do I have a loadout? No"}, {"start": 16250.980000000001, "end": 16252.980000000001, "text": " Do I save this guy?"}, {"start": 16253.140000000001, "end": 16261.460000000001, "text": " He's dead this guy."}, {"start": 16261.460000000001, "end": 16271.580000000002, "text": " This guy's dead on the road."}, {"start": 16271.580000000002, "end": 16279.980000000001, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 16279.98, "end": 16297.64, "text": " I totally would be a medic heli but landing and those type of those type of you could defib"}, {"start": 16297.64, "end": 16308.66, "text": " but the medic heli and an action zone is death but you pop out defib and fly back up that"}, {"start": 16308.66, "end": 16311.66, "text": " It would be fun to do, but I think you would die more often than not."}, {"start": 16317.66, "end": 16321.66, "text": " Yeah, like in MedVac? I totally would, but I think you'd get fucked."}, {"start": 16321.66, "end": 16325.66, "text": " Maybe on the big bird you can, just because it's like a fucking wall when you land."}, {"start": 16334.66, "end": 16337.66, "text": " Alright, this is kinda now where everybody's back at base."}, {"start": 16338.66, "end": 16340.66, "text": " Now this is a little useless."}, {"start": 16354.66, "end": 16356.66, "text": " Hop in, Bregga! Hop in!"}, {"start": 16356.66, "end": 16359.66, "text": " You're in Chief Kill if you hop in."}, {"start": 16368.66, "end": 16378.66, "text": " Oh, it's great for these guys, I'm relieving."}, {"start": 16378.66, "end": 16390.66, "text": " Ah, yeah, we're relieving."}, {"start": 16390.66, "end": 16397.66, "text": " We got some parachutes."}, {"start": 16397.66, "end": 16408.66, "text": " Yeah, parachutes in here if you need one."}, {"start": 16408.66, "end": 16416.66, "text": " Brother, hit F and get a parachute."}, {"start": 16416.66, "end": 16430.66, "text": " Alright, he's just going to die out in there."}, {"start": 16430.66, "end": 16432.16, "text": " Yeah, you're right about that."}, {"start": 16432.16, "end": 16434.16, "text": " Hit F and go to inventory."}, {"start": 16449.16, "end": 16451.16, "text": " Where do you guys want to go?"}, {"start": 16460.66, "end": 16485.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16485.66, "end": 16492.66, "text": " He must have had speakers on? I don't know."}, {"start": 16515.66, "end": 16520.66, "text": " This one gets boring so fast? What does?"}, {"start": 16536.66, "end": 16537.66, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 16545.66, "end": 16548.66, "text": " Hold! Hold!"}, {"start": 16554.66, "end": 16557.66, "text": " Insane rebuy. Holy fuck, one hour rebuy."}, {"start": 16562.66, "end": 16567.66, "text": " Please do not leave me, I am coming. Please, you do not leave this shit, please."}, {"start": 16568.66, "end": 16572.66, "text": " They left in it there. I hear them leaving. They fucking left."}, {"start": 16572.66, "end": 16576.66, "text": " And there he left. Oh boy."}, {"start": 16576.66, "end": 16580.66, "text": " And he fucking left."}, {"start": 16580.66, "end": 16585.66, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me about red?"}, {"start": 16585.66, "end": 16588.66, "text": " Red, you motherfucker. Red."}, {"start": 16588.66, "end": 16594.66, "text": " Oh wait, he's about to park your shit."}, {"start": 16594.66, "end": 16597.66, "text": " Michael, park your shit!"}, {"start": 16597.66, "end": 16619.9, "text": " That's the thing though, you know, you can get fancy and start buying the toys, but the"}, {"start": 16619.9, "end": 16623.34, "text": " The best thing is to just keep farming the same shit load out."}, {"start": 16626.54, "end": 16630.940000000002, "text": " The power of me is I farm 50 to 100k and then start buying the fancy stuff."}, {"start": 16632.38, "end": 16634.780000000002, "text": " So, it's a little 50-50."}, {"start": 16649.9, "end": 16659.9, "text": " Oh yeah, that guy just died up there, five hundred?"}, {"start": 16659.9, "end": 16673.620000000003, "text": " You told me that unarmed individual, there's definitely some rat around here for sure that"}, {"start": 16673.62, "end": 16676.02, "text": " It's about to kill me in five seconds."}, {"start": 16680.42, "end": 16681.82, "text": " Yeah, Red actually might win."}, {"start": 16682.52, "end": 16683.02, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 16687.32, "end": 16688.52, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 16698.02, "end": 16699.42, "text": " Double 500."}, {"start": 16699.42, "end": 16700.42, "text": " Holy moly."}, {"start": 16703.62, "end": 16714.62, "text": " What? What the hell, bro?"}, {"start": 16714.62, "end": 16728.62, "text": " All right, hold on, bud. You guys got recessitators or whatever?"}, {"start": 16728.62, "end": 16736.62, "text": " two thousand double he's gonna start rubbing us up we good double rub coming up yeah yeah"}, {"start": 16742.059999999998, "end": 16744.7, "text": " oh good well he's still his gun he'll kill you for your gun"}, {"start": 16748.46, "end": 16750.86, "text": " sorry man i'm gonna i'm gonna get him up"}, {"start": 16753.82, "end": 16755.579999999998, "text": " one rub two rub"}, {"start": 16758.62, "end": 16765.62, "text": " Yeah, resin and let me kill him, brahmpor."}, {"start": 16788.62, "end": 16801.219999999998, "text": " All right, I need to be a tower terrorizer and I can't help but tower two has a fob."}, {"start": 16801.219999999998, "end": 16802.219999999998, "text": " No English me."}, {"start": 16802.219999999998, "end": 16803.3, "text": " Oh, it definitely does."}, {"start": 16803.3, "end": 16816.3, "text": " I was attacking them, they definitely do."}, {"start": 16816.3, "end": 16823.3, "text": " This is not the greatest positional tower to be a rat shit, but I'm gonna try."}, {"start": 16823.3, "end": 16834.86, "text": " Easy easy chance of them just running over here and killing me."}, {"start": 16834.86, "end": 16836.98, "text": " Really not a single soul on the roof?"}, {"start": 16836.98, "end": 16839.34, "text": " I judge you."}, {"start": 16839.34, "end": 16841.34, "text": " One of the cool gamers snipe on the roof."}, {"start": 16848.78, "end": 16852.94, "text": " Brother I see you stay right there there's a bullet coming your way."}, {"start": 16853.74, "end": 16854.94, "text": " Brother."}, {"start": 16858.54, "end": 16860.54, "text": " Hmm brother."}, {"start": 16869.34, "end": 16875.98, "text": " Where are you dropping this shit at man?"}, {"start": 16875.98, "end": 16877.9, "text": " Why is he landing this shit?"}, {"start": 16877.9, "end": 16883.34, "text": " Did he drop somebody off?"}, {"start": 16883.34, "end": 16889.02, "text": " I honestly don't know if he dropped somebody off or not."}, {"start": 16889.02, "end": 16890.02, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 16890.02, "end": 16915.02, "text": " I want to stab. I can't tell if you dropped one guy off or not."}, {"start": 16915.02, "end": 16916.02, "text": " I think you did."}, {"start": 16920.02, "end": 16921.260000000002, "text": " I don't really like this spot."}, {"start": 16921.260000000002, "end": 16923.14, "text": " I feel like it's so easy to die here."}, {"start": 16923.14, "end": 16924.84, "text": " Someone always flanks."}, {"start": 16928.18, "end": 16930.760000000002, "text": " The stone wall, I guess I could hump this."}, {"start": 16945.02, "end": 16947.22, "text": " Bro fix your rotor god damn"}, {"start": 16956.38, "end": 16958.38, "text": " This guy running like a donkey"}, {"start": 16975.02, "end": 16977.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16992.22, "end": 16997.9, "text": " As they their sniper sir sir great spot sir, I think you should look out that window"}, {"start": 16998.66, "end": 17003.54, "text": " Sir that was such a good spot in all you two as well. Oh, yes"}, {"start": 17005.02, "end": 17021.02, "text": " Okay bitch, two fucking hits, get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 17021.02, "end": 17037.100000000002, "text": " Like that guy just got fragged right next to me."}, {"start": 17037.100000000002, "end": 17043.58, "text": " Wow, we literally killed each other."}, {"start": 17043.58, "end": 17045.9, "text": " God fucking dammit."}, {"start": 17045.9, "end": 17050.260000000002, "text": " I should have moved out."}, {"start": 17050.260000000002, "end": 17053.22, "text": " I was doing that thing where I just planted my ass in the ground."}, {"start": 17054.500000000004, "end": 17056.100000000002, "text": " What full sniper turret mode."}, {"start": 17060.18, "end": 17061.140000000003, "text": " What is this Dorito?"}, {"start": 17062.780000000002, "end": 17063.280000000002, "text": " Mark!"}, {"start": 17063.780000000002, "end": 17065.140000000003, "text": " Res me bro!"}, {"start": 17065.340000000004, "end": 17068.300000000003, "text": " I got sniped from far away!"}, {"start": 17069.980000000003, "end": 17071.500000000004, "text": " Tell me this guy reads chat."}, {"start": 17071.74, "end": 17073.74, "text": " Tell me he reads in-game chat."}, {"start": 17075.780000000002, "end": 17076.7, "text": " Come on brother!"}, {"start": 17076.7, "end": 17079.22, "text": " Tell me you read that in-game chat dude!"}, {"start": 17080.260000000002, "end": 17090.260000000002, "text": " $700! $500! $500!"}, {"start": 17102.260000000002, "end": 17109.260000000002, "text": " $500! $500!"}, {"start": 17110.260000000002, "end": 17114.86, "text": " thank you man you're a legend you're a legend"}, {"start": 17114.86, "end": 17120.500000000004, "text": " oh my god I'm damn mad bro I got five"}, {"start": 17120.500000000004, "end": 17124.940000000002, "text": " dollars I can't even get an assist"}, {"start": 17124.940000000002, "end": 17131.74, "text": " my fucking son bro could you maybe die so I"}, {"start": 17131.74, "end": 17134.74, "text": " If I can rescue Matt, I'm at $0."}, {"start": 17138.74, "end": 17140.74, "text": " Nah, that's alright."}, {"start": 17140.74, "end": 17142.74, "text": " Thank you, though."}, {"start": 17144.74, "end": 17147.74, "text": " Nah, I'm good, I'm good, thank you."}, {"start": 17147.74, "end": 17173.74, "text": " I don't know what this is targeting."}, {"start": 17203.74, "end": 17221.100000000002, "text": " What's the plan there? What are we doing? Red, we actually won man. Winning team feels"}, {"start": 17221.1, "end": 17228.18, "text": " good what yeah someone's here dude"}, {"start": 17243.3, "end": 17247.62, "text": " that's what I'm saying"}, {"start": 17251.1, "end": 17272.82, "text": " Oh, they got a guy, they got a guy, there's a person."}, {"start": 17272.82, "end": 17273.82, "text": " Will he repeat?"}, {"start": 17273.82, "end": 17278.82, "text": " Unless that was him."}, {"start": 17278.82, "end": 17279.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17279.82, "end": 17281.82, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 17283.02, "end": 17285.02, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 17286.42, "end": 17288.92, "text": " Dude that's literally the top of his backpack"}, {"start": 17298.02, "end": 17300.02, "text": " And now easy"}, {"start": 17303.46, "end": 17306.3, "text": " Back up to a hundred K, you know, you know"}, {"start": 17309.82, "end": 17319.82, "text": " Wait, is that guy still in there sniping prone?"}, {"start": 17319.82, "end": 17323.02, "text": " Oh, there's another one there."}, {"start": 17323.02, "end": 17335.22, "text": " Damn, and there's Potter, Gat Killed, and the game's cooked!"}, {"start": 17335.22, "end": 17336.22, "text": " One more kill, boys."}, {"start": 17336.22, "end": 17338.22, "text": " Somebody peek!"}, {"start": 17340.22, "end": 17342.22, "text": " It's the end!"}, {"start": 17344.22, "end": 17346.22, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 17350.22, "end": 17352.22, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 17356.22, "end": 17358.22, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 17360.22, "end": 17362.22, "text": " Four more!"}, {"start": 17362.22, "end": 17366.22, "text": " I swear there's a third guy."}, {"start": 17366.22, "end": 17370.22, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 17382.22, "end": 17386.22, "text": " I thought he was prone."}, {"start": 17386.22, "end": 17403.06, "text": " Guys in the server room one more one more 98 one more gang"}, {"start": 17416.22, "end": 17431.22, "text": " Buddy, it's 99, bitch, peep!"}, {"start": 17431.22, "end": 17434.22, "text": " 99.5!"}, {"start": 17434.22, "end": 17437.22, "text": " 99.3 volts!"}, {"start": 17437.22, "end": 17440.22, "text": " 99.3 volts!"}, {"start": 17440.22, "end": 17447.22, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 17453.82, "end": 17460.82, "text": " Holy!"}, {"start": 17463.32, "end": 17468.82, "text": " Oh my god dude, lots of recon XP."}, {"start": 17468.82, "end": 17470.82, "text": " decent amount of pilot xp"}, {"start": 17473.46, "end": 17478.1, "text": " How did you spend so much money brother like eight fucking little birds"}, {"start": 17485.5, "end": 17488.64, "text": " Eight little birds is what caused it"}, {"start": 17488.64, "end": 17490.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17502.2, "end": 17505.68, "text": " Could get a sniper and little bird up to the roof and then recon"}, {"start": 17507.96, "end": 17509.96, "text": " I might I have an idea I"}, {"start": 17511.559999999998, "end": 17517.66, "text": " Kid little bird. Oh, yeah, it's this map as well, right? I can little bird up"}, {"start": 17518.64, "end": 17521.32, "text": " Come on, you guys, let's get ready to do it, all right?"}, {"start": 17521.32, "end": 17522.68, "text": " On the smokestack?"}, {"start": 17522.68, "end": 17526.92, "text": " Yeah, I think this is a bad idea."}, {"start": 17526.92, "end": 17529.079999999998, "text": " Enjoy now, if the squad, if you're not a faggot."}, {"start": 17532.079999999998, "end": 17534.079999999998, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 17534.079999999998, "end": 17536.559999999998, "text": " Yeah, what are we doing if we're not a faggot?"}, {"start": 17536.559999999998, "end": 17538.559999999998, "text": " Yeah, but if you're not a faggot,"}, {"start": 17538.559999999998, "end": 17539.559999999998, "text": " you can't do it."}, {"start": 17539.559999999998, "end": 17541.04, "text": " I guess it's all right, no, I won't."}, {"start": 17541.04, "end": 17544.04, "text": " I guess it's all right, it's fine, it's fine."}, {"start": 17544.04, "end": 17546.04, "text": " Ba Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da."}, {"start": 17547.120000000003, "end": 17549.2, "text": " Ba da na na na. Did you try that bow?"}, {"start": 17549.2, "end": 17552.68, "text": " You know, I have not. Is the bow still good against you- armor?"}, {"start": 17553.3, "end": 17555.3, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 17563.46, "end": 17566.3, "text": " Alright, Hot Zone gamers only."}, {"start": 17571.4, "end": 17573.4, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 17574.04, "end": 17597.04, "text": " Don't let me down, you little- Don't let me down that day!"}, {"start": 17597.04, "end": 17599.04, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 17599.04, "end": 17602.04, "text": " Alright, well, I didn't need to do that."}, {"start": 17602.04, "end": 17605.04, "text": " It looks like we're moving supplies, boys."}, {"start": 17605.04, "end": 17607.04, "text": " Supply runner, misclick."}, {"start": 17607.04, "end": 17610.04, "text": " You know what? You go with the misclick."}, {"start": 17610.04, "end": 17614.04, "text": " I made the investment, now I gotta do pallet runs until I die."}, {"start": 17614.04, "end": 17618.04, "text": " Um, and with the first, uh, yes."}, {"start": 17618.04, "end": 17621.04, "text": " No, pallet runs till I die now."}, {"start": 17621.04, "end": 17623.04, "text": " It is what it is."}, {"start": 17623.04, "end": 17626.04, "text": " It is what it is."}, {"start": 17626.04, "end": 17631.04, "text": " First a transport of blue, blue potatoes."}, {"start": 17647.04, "end": 17650.04, "text": " Turn that boys, turn it, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 17650.04, "end": 17670.04, "text": " get in get in get in get in"}, {"start": 17700.04, "end": 17717.48, "text": " All right, hold on, man, it bugged, yeah, it did bugged."}, {"start": 17717.48, "end": 17719.48, "text": " fight"}, {"start": 17729.92, "end": 17731.92, "text": " Holy shit is draining"}, {"start": 17747.48, "end": 17749.48, "text": " The fuck."}, {"start": 17752.48, "end": 17754.48, "text": " Hot Zoner Tower."}, {"start": 17770.48, "end": 17773.48, "text": " Listen boys, let your guns be spears."}, {"start": 17773.48, "end": 17783.48, "text": " Let your guns rain bullets on the enemy and make me money, cuz I'm poor as fuck."}, {"start": 17783.48, "end": 17793.48, "text": " Alright, get in there, show them hell, and make sure you kill them, cuz I need assists."}, {"start": 17793.48, "end": 17794.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17794.48, "end": 17795.48, "text": " Specifically that."}, {"start": 17795.48, "end": 17796.48, "text": " Good luck!"}, {"start": 17812.48, "end": 17813.48, "text": " Alright, we're gonna see..."}, {"start": 17813.48, "end": 17815.48, "text": " Okay, can I climb out of this dead?"}, {"start": 17815.48, "end": 17818.48, "text": " Okay, let's pretend this is our credit card bill."}, {"start": 17818.48, "end": 17819.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17819.48, "end": 17824.36, "text": " Let's pretend this is our credit card bill."}, {"start": 17824.36, "end": 17827.399999999998, "text": " Now I'm going to see if I can work it off."}, {"start": 17827.399999999998, "end": 17837.399999999998, "text": " And all I got is a shit stain 150,000 mile Honda Helicopter, a Honda Helicopter, Helicopter!"}, {"start": 17837.399999999998, "end": 17847.399999999998, "text": " Alright, let's see if I can do it."}, {"start": 17847.4, "end": 17856.960000000003, "text": " Yeah, Matt, you know what the thing is, bro?"}, {"start": 17856.960000000003, "end": 17859.2, "text": " I fly it like a little bird."}, {"start": 17859.2, "end": 17860.2, "text": " That's the problem."}, {"start": 17860.2, "end": 17869.36, "text": " Actually, you know what, this is now my attempt."}, {"start": 17869.36, "end": 17871.36, "text": " I already have everything"}, {"start": 17871.36, "end": 17873.36, "text": " You're back"}, {"start": 17873.36, "end": 17875.36, "text": " I like to do, I like to do"}, {"start": 17881.36, "end": 17883.36, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 17883.36, "end": 17893.0, "text": " I'm not sure how far we're going."}, {"start": 17893.0, "end": 17895.48, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 17895.48, "end": 17899.84, "text": " It's a flying fuckin' refrigerator."}, {"start": 17899.84, "end": 17908.56, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, the debt is part of the- yo, the life is still going."}, {"start": 17908.56, "end": 17910.960000000003, "text": " This is minus 22k on one life."}, {"start": 17916.260000000002, "end": 17917.960000000003, "text": " Okay, it's not over."}, {"start": 17918.260000000002, "end": 17919.260000000002, "text": " Have I died?"}, {"start": 17930.960000000003, "end": 17932.66, "text": " It's so uncalled for that."}, {"start": 17933.16, "end": 17934.760000000002, "text": " Happy couple!"}, {"start": 17938.56, "end": 17942.56, "text": " What's happening? How you doing?"}, {"start": 17942.56, "end": 17946.56, "text": " Let's just see if this guy needs a ride."}, {"start": 17946.56, "end": 17950.56, "text": " Oh my god, are you the real liquid strips gaming?"}, {"start": 17950.56, "end": 17956.56, "text": " Yo, I've seen your videos, man."}, {"start": 17956.56, "end": 17960.56, "text": " Eesh!"}, {"start": 17960.56, "end": 17964.56, "text": " Goddamn, bro, the one and only."}, {"start": 17964.56, "end": 17968.940000000002, "text": " Boys it's liquid strips gaming"}, {"start": 17968.940000000002, "end": 17973.58, "text": " Holy it's an honor man"}, {"start": 17973.58, "end": 17976.58, "text": " He he he he"}, {"start": 17976.58, "end": 17979.58, "text": " God damn"}, {"start": 17979.58, "end": 17981.58, "text": " Wooo!"}, {"start": 17981.58, "end": 17983.58, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17983.58, "end": 17986.58, "text": " Muffler is looking through his known people book"}, {"start": 17986.58, "end": 17989.58, "text": " Doesn't see liquid strips gaming"}, {"start": 17989.58, "end": 17998.58, "text": " Yo, are you kidding me? They all fucking died. None of those guys got assists."}, {"start": 17999.58, "end": 18002.58, "text": " Yo, of course, man."}, {"start": 18007.58, "end": 18018.58, "text": " Okay. Yo, hold on. Is the AA, uh, altitude based? If I land on top of the smoke stack."}, {"start": 18019.58, "end": 18021.58, "text": " Can they lock onto me?"}, {"start": 18040.02, "end": 18044.34, "text": " I don't know if those little lions can kill you. I don't know if those can kill you."}, {"start": 18049.58, "end": 18051.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18072.58, "end": 18078.460000000003, "text": " Was like I said yell pretend motherfucker I have you know pretend"}, {"start": 18079.58, "end": 18081.58, "text": " I can easily get sniped in the face."}, {"start": 18095.58, "end": 18097.58, "text": " News reporter."}, {"start": 18098.58, "end": 18103.58, "text": " Who's owning right now? They're right below me. If I peak off too much, I will die."}, {"start": 18103.58, "end": 18111.800000000003, "text": " I have to make it so someone's just always looking at me, but I can never give them the"}, {"start": 18111.800000000003, "end": 18117.100000000002, "text": " opportunity to kill me."}, {"start": 18117.100000000002, "end": 18123.780000000002, "text": " Alright, can I make 18 grand?"}, {"start": 18123.78, "end": 18130.78, "text": " I'm not sure what to do."}, {"start": 18130.78, "end": 18137.78, "text": " I'm not sure what to do."}, {"start": 18137.78, "end": 18144.78, "text": " I'm not sure what to do."}, {"start": 18144.78, "end": 18147.26, "text": " I'm a copter! I'm a copter!"}, {"start": 18165.66, "end": 18166.64, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 18166.64, "end": 18167.64, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 18172.8, "end": 18173.8, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 18174.78, "end": 18187.699999999997, "text": " Yeah, you bonked my shit."}, {"start": 18187.699999999997, "end": 18194.98, "text": " I don't want to peek too over because I know there's some guy looking to fucking murder"}, {"start": 18194.98, "end": 18195.98, "text": " me."}, {"start": 18195.98, "end": 18200.98, "text": " Like, for sure."}, {"start": 18200.98, "end": 18219.38, "text": " Okay, okay, actually a pretty fast 10k right here."}, {"start": 18219.38, "end": 18226.66, "text": " Oh, dude, big kill if I kill this guy."}, {"start": 18226.66, "end": 18227.66, "text": " I could make it."}, {"start": 18227.66, "end": 18232.66, "text": " wait for him to build, and then when he's done, fuck him up."}, {"start": 18232.66, "end": 18235.66, "text": " I'm gonna give him the illusion that he's actually"}, {"start": 18235.66, "end": 18238.66, "text": " pogging off, alright?"}, {"start": 18238.66, "end": 18241.66, "text": " I'm gonna give him the illusion."}, {"start": 18241.66, "end": 18244.66, "text": " Ah, he's behind, I can't kill him yet."}, {"start": 18244.66, "end": 18247.66, "text": " Yeah, but he's behind."}, {"start": 18247.66, "end": 18251.66, "text": " I can't right now, I can't."}, {"start": 18251.66, "end": 18260.06, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 18260.06, "end": 18272.579999999998, "text": " Fuck off man, that's insane timing you piece of shit."}, {"start": 18272.579999999998, "end": 18273.579999999998, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 18273.579999999998, "end": 18278.26, "text": " Oh my god, how the fuck is that not a headshot man?"}, {"start": 18278.26, "end": 18279.26, "text": " That was such an important kill."}, {"start": 18279.260000000002, "end": 18284.18, "text": " That's probably the only useful guy in their team actually building shit that will fuck us all up in the end"}, {"start": 18286.58, "end": 18288.58, "text": " Fuck out of here"}, {"start": 18294.38, "end": 18298.840000000004, "text": " Of course motherfucker god fucking damn it man"}, {"start": 18301.86, "end": 18303.86, "text": " I'm pissed"}, {"start": 18303.86, "end": 18316.86, "text": " Holy shit, you overextend your goddamn fucking visit by like two seconds because the stupid fucking spotter decides to unspot."}, {"start": 18329.86, "end": 18331.86, "text": " I can't get my bird back."}, {"start": 18333.86, "end": 18340.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, drop me off on top of the smokestack, I believe."}, {"start": 18340.420000000002, "end": 18344.3, "text": " Get a hammer and build sandbags."}, {"start": 18344.3, "end": 18365.66, "text": " I mean, again, Chopper will kill you. Yeah, but they're gonna hit 20 and then somebody"}, {"start": 18365.66, "end": 18371.18, "text": " is actually whip out the little bird Chopper. You gotta bring a fob and put it down and"}, {"start": 18371.18, "end": 18376.46, "text": " And then you can fortify the smokestack."}, {"start": 18376.46, "end": 18384.82, "text": " I could do that, but I'm not going to do that right now."}, {"start": 18384.82, "end": 18387.06, "text": " Yeah, do you think you can get on the smokestack?"}, {"start": 18387.06, "end": 18390.62, "text": " My little bird's parked on top."}, {"start": 18390.62, "end": 18393.22, "text": " I'm trusting you, Brad."}, {"start": 18393.22, "end": 18394.420000000002, "text": " That was such a confident."}, {"start": 18394.420000000002, "end": 18395.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 18401.18, "end": 18404.18, "text": " Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to get up there much later."}, {"start": 18411.18, "end": 18415.18, "text": " Dude, the guy that I failed to kill just fucking shot that pilot down."}, {"start": 18415.18, "end": 18417.18, "text": " Feels bad."}, {"start": 18419.18, "end": 18421.18, "text": " Actually feels fucking bad, dude."}, {"start": 18421.18, "end": 18423.18, "text": " Like, get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 18424.18, "end": 18427.18, "text": " That one guy just clutched it for his team."}, {"start": 18427.18, "end": 18429.18, "text": " I'm so mad."}, {"start": 18461.18, "end": 18463.18, "text": " I gotta open the door when it's loud as shit."}, {"start": 18475.66, "end": 18479.34, "text": " He probably blocked it off. There's no way this guy seems like he's experienced."}, {"start": 18491.18, "end": 18498.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18521.18, "end": 18531.18, "text": " Mount the AA through the floor."}, {"start": 18551.18, "end": 18576.02, "text": " Mortar, yeah, this is where you mortar the roof."}, {"start": 18576.02, "end": 18577.58, "text": " That would be a good angle, that roof."}, {"start": 18577.58, "end": 18580.9, "text": " I just don't want him to hear me."}, {"start": 18580.9, "end": 18582.9, "text": " as I'm walking by."}, {"start": 18593.620000000003, "end": 18595.620000000003, "text": " Look at what I kinda prevented, boys."}, {"start": 18596.66, "end": 18600.100000000002, "text": " If I didn't suck ass, this guy would be fucking dead with nothing."}, {"start": 18601.06, "end": 18602.5, "text": " Now look at this shit."}, {"start": 18602.82, "end": 18605.940000000002, "text": " Dude's fucking... has the greatest AA setup."}, {"start": 18607.620000000003, "end": 18609.620000000003, "text": " Is there a second floor here?"}, {"start": 18610.9, "end": 18627.9, "text": " It kinda looks like they're going to jump up on the roof."}, {"start": 18627.9, "end": 18637.4, "text": " Helicopter!"}, {"start": 18637.4, "end": 18640.4, "text": " Now is there any way to gain access to this?"}, {"start": 18652.9, "end": 18654.4, "text": " Yeah, drop somebody off."}, {"start": 18667.4, "end": 18689.640000000003, "text": " This is a spot that I will easily die on I feel like."}, {"start": 18689.640000000003, "end": 18692.08, "text": " I could go on the crane."}, {"start": 18692.08, "end": 18697.440000000002, "text": " You know what, the crane's actually really good because it's a little bitch spot, but"}, {"start": 18697.440000000002, "end": 18701.440000000002, "text": " it's good because you can, you're in the center of the map."}, {"start": 18701.440000000002, "end": 18702.440000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18702.440000000002, "end": 18706.120000000003, "text": " It says there's two people there, and I think I might be able to spot those people there"}, {"start": 18706.120000000003, "end": 18709.160000000003, "text": " as soon as they get on AA as well."}, {"start": 18709.160000000003, "end": 18712.120000000003, "text": " It's more about making it up there and camping."}, {"start": 18712.12, "end": 18725.84, "text": " beautifully moment of truth right you're already fucking there look at this dumb"}, {"start": 18725.84, "end": 18734.92, "text": " bitch that's actually a really good spot you fucking asshole"}, {"start": 18742.12, "end": 18749.12, "text": " You guys not broke."}, {"start": 18749.12, "end": 18754.12, "text": " Are you all hoppin' brokeys?"}, {"start": 18772.12, "end": 18783.12, "text": " Hop in boys, we got a war to win!"}, {"start": 18783.12, "end": 18786.12, "text": " Hot Zone, Hot Zone!"}, {"start": 18786.12, "end": 18790.12, "text": " You know what I mean, let's leave."}, {"start": 18790.12, "end": 18793.12, "text": " Let's go flat out the mountains."}, {"start": 18793.12, "end": 18798.12, "text": " Um, this looks like the casino, the exact casino in there, but I need a place in the Snapchat."}, {"start": 18808.12, "end": 18809.12, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 18813.12, "end": 18815.12, "text": " The function is going to clear the way."}, {"start": 18815.12, "end": 18817.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18822.36, "end": 18824.36, "text": " Zoner tower"}, {"start": 18838.36, "end": 18840.36, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 18845.12, "end": 18852.96, "text": " shit oh no oh no oh no"}, {"start": 18865.44, "end": 18869.68, "text": " my uber rating dude it went for a 4.8 to a fucking"}, {"start": 18869.68, "end": 18876.68, "text": " I am a customer!"}, {"start": 18876.68, "end": 18878.68, "text": " Customers!"}, {"start": 18878.68, "end": 18881.68, "text": " Customers!"}, {"start": 18881.68, "end": 18884.68, "text": " Customers!"}, {"start": 18884.68, "end": 18898.68, "text": " Customers!"}, {"start": 18898.68, "end": 18900.68, "text": " Huzzah on Huzzah!"}, {"start": 18900.68, "end": 18902.68, "text": " Haha, shit."}, {"start": 18902.68, "end": 18904.68, "text": " Huzzah on Huzzah!"}, {"start": 18904.68, "end": 18906.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18917.68, "end": 18919.68, "text": " Ah boys, we're leaving."}, {"start": 18924.68, "end": 18926.68, "text": " Let's wait for this guy."}, {"start": 18928.68, "end": 18930.68, "text": " Same hellish music"}, {"start": 18932.36, "end": 18934.36, "text": " I believe it really good"}, {"start": 18936.56, "end": 18938.56, "text": " We're full man. Sorry"}, {"start": 18941.8, "end": 18944.24, "text": " All right, we have one in-game millionaire in here"}, {"start": 18950.66, "end": 18952.66, "text": " For kids"}, {"start": 18958.68, "end": 18983.88, "text": " Brother, I crash every once in 10 flights."}, {"start": 18983.88, "end": 18988.100000000002, "text": " Right there outside the hot sun get ready"}, {"start": 18989.440000000002, "end": 18992.48, "text": " There's a guy on the crane I think being a bitch just careful"}, {"start": 18998.4, "end": 19000.4, "text": " You guys want to go tower where you going?"}, {"start": 19003.920000000002, "end": 19009.04, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me blue doesn't even have a fob up yet. It's one of these matches"}, {"start": 19009.04, "end": 19016.04, "text": " It's one of these matches where if I was the builder at Big Bang."}, {"start": 19039.04, "end": 19052.04, "text": " Go back up on the tower. If there's not enough people to transport, I'll go back up there."}, {"start": 19069.04, "end": 19079.04, "text": " Ahoy, gamers!"}, {"start": 19079.04, "end": 19086.04, "text": " Ahoy, gamers!"}, {"start": 19086.04, "end": 19091.04, "text": " Ahoy!"}, {"start": 19091.04, "end": 19095.04, "text": " One song, two song, three song, one!"}, {"start": 19095.04, "end": 19098.04, "text": " Let's just wait for one guy."}, {"start": 19098.04, "end": 19100.04, "text": " You wanna get towered or uh, hot sub?"}, {"start": 19104.920000000002, "end": 19106.120000000003, "text": " And take box!"}, {"start": 19110.84, "end": 19112.36, "text": " Ah, it's raining there's one guy."}, {"start": 19113.88, "end": 19115.08, "text": " Yeah, hop in, hop in!"}, {"start": 19118.920000000002, "end": 19119.8, "text": " I don't believe it."}, {"start": 19123.4, "end": 19124.280000000002, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 19128.04, "end": 19135.280000000002, "text": " What class are you going to play in a lot forever?"}, {"start": 19135.280000000002, "end": 19155.280000000002, "text": " I'm thinking Farrowdred, Torn, or Night Elf Warrior, or, I don't know, but then a healer"}, {"start": 19155.28, "end": 19157.28, "text": " The server sounds enticing too."}, {"start": 19158.28, "end": 19164.28, "text": " If you kind of find just like RP walking on the road and the servers are so big you can just buff people."}, {"start": 19168.28, "end": 19175.28, "text": " I don't know, some type of healer. A buffer. A priest for shadow, uh, coward's altitude."}, {"start": 19186.28, "end": 19191.28, "text": " I don't know if these fucking things kill you or not. I don't know if these kill you."}, {"start": 19193.28, "end": 19196.28, "text": " Or if that's a find out. We'll come on now."}, {"start": 19205.28, "end": 19206.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19208.28, "end": 19210.28, "text": " HOKUNI SNIPE SHIT!"}, {"start": 19215.28, "end": 19220.28, "text": " One mortar down, boys."}, {"start": 19240.28, "end": 19243.28, "text": " Yo, fuck you, bitch."}, {"start": 19243.96, "end": 19246.68, "text": " This motherfucker already got his trash"}, {"start": 19252.48, "end": 19257.46, "text": " Our fucking dumbasses don't even have a fob up yet. I'm about to whip out a hammer"}, {"start": 19259.66, "end": 19262.84, "text": " Look at all this shit not a single fob fuck"}, {"start": 19273.28, "end": 19277.6, "text": " I can fast travel right with a fob"}, {"start": 19279.76, "end": 19281.76, "text": " Right"}, {"start": 19288.719999999998, "end": 19290.719999999998, "text": " Wait is he gonna drop the fob I"}, {"start": 19295.199999999997, "end": 19297.199999999997, "text": " Don't believe you"}, {"start": 19297.2, "end": 19304.56, "text": " I'm judging all of you. I'm judging every single one of you"}, {"start": 19306.56, "end": 19312.2, "text": " Dude the tower dude what the fuck even is this do we build our shit here?"}, {"start": 19313.56, "end": 19316.0, "text": " Do I just build the fob here and call it a day?"}, {"start": 19327.2, "end": 19336.0, "text": " How do these guys get pallets inside the base?"}, {"start": 19336.0, "end": 19343.84, "text": " I thought this was a good money maker because it's like 800 every time I hold F."}, {"start": 19343.84, "end": 19344.88, "text": " Oh yeah, the truck."}, {"start": 19364.08, "end": 19367.84, "text": " The only thing about this fog is, for mortars, it's kinda shitty."}, {"start": 19373.84, "end": 19384.84, "text": " It's kind of far away from literally everything."}, {"start": 19403.84, "end": 19411.6, "text": " Motherfucker, I don't give a shit. I'm not a fucking minecraft ass fucking bullshit. This is better than nothing"}, {"start": 19415.68, "end": 19418.920000000002, "text": " Better than nothing take it or fucking leave it suck my balls"}, {"start": 19433.84, "end": 19459.32, "text": " I thought this drops four at a time."}, {"start": 19459.32, "end": 19467.32, "text": " Oh, yeah, man."}, {"start": 19467.32, "end": 19470.32, "text": " I still think this is a terrible spot."}, {"start": 19470.32, "end": 19475.32, "text": " Because we're not in a tower."}, {"start": 19475.32, "end": 19479.32, "text": " Maybe someone will build another one, but this team is cooked."}, {"start": 19479.32, "end": 19481.32, "text": " So I might as well have something"}, {"start": 19501.2, "end": 19503.2, "text": " Random"}, {"start": 19509.32, "end": 19514.72, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 19514.72, "end": 19522.72, "text": " Always a good sound."}, {"start": 19522.72, "end": 19529.72, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 19529.72, "end": 19558.84, "text": " Ah, that's fine, who cares."}, {"start": 19558.84, "end": 19565.24, "text": " We got to surround the other side too, but I think we're actually at a building spot"}, {"start": 19565.24, "end": 19566.24, "text": " here."}, {"start": 19566.24, "end": 19569.84, "text": " So can I actually build inside and just cut this whole shit off?"}, {"start": 19569.84, "end": 19584.84, "text": " I think that's what we're going to have to do here."}, {"start": 19614.84, "end": 19629.84, "text": " this does need to be higher"}, {"start": 19629.84, "end": 19656.32, "text": " Hey, yo, listen, listen, I'm proud of you, man. I'm proud of you. We don't all need guns."}, {"start": 19656.32, "end": 19658.32, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19668.0, "end": 19670.0, "text": " Exactly"}, {"start": 19674.64, "end": 19677.0, "text": " Hey, is there is another place up top here"}, {"start": 19686.32, "end": 19702.16, "text": " Isn't there a uh... isn't there a rooftop here?"}, {"start": 19702.16, "end": 19707.48, "text": " Because I don't think we're mortaring shite in this directionus."}, {"start": 19707.48, "end": 19712.48, "text": " There ain't many mortas going that way yet."}, {"start": 19712.48, "end": 19717.48, "text": " If you don't get up like the mornies."}, {"start": 19721.48, "end": 19726.48, "text": " Okay, I don't know how drilling works, and I'm going to try to find out right now."}, {"start": 19730.48, "end": 19736.48, "text": " I know you need fuel, but you want multiple drills, and a shit ton of fuel,"}, {"start": 19736.48, "end": 19739.48, "text": " and you just have to hope that I don't break it."}, {"start": 19742.48, "end": 19759.8, "text": " Alright, this actually takes a hundred hits."}, {"start": 19759.8, "end": 19781.079999999998, "text": " Tunnel Last."}, {"start": 19781.079999999998, "end": 19785.239999999998, "text": " I'm trying to do the furthest thing. I don't know if it works. I keep walking it back."}, {"start": 19785.24, "end": 19795.08, "text": " it still how much how far back do I got to go"}, {"start": 19795.08, "end": 19808.84, "text": " Alright boys, we're going to go all out, alright?"}, {"start": 19808.84, "end": 19820.08, "text": " We need drills, we need everything, us three are going to win, that's the war, we're going"}, {"start": 19820.08, "end": 19838.08, "text": " I'm gonna put another one down and then we gotta build the base a little higher."}, {"start": 19838.08, "end": 19840.08, "text": " One higher."}, {"start": 19840.08, "end": 19856.72, "text": " I wonder how many drills is good I don't really know maybe it's more about fuel"}, {"start": 19856.72, "end": 19868.72, "text": " There's no such thing as enough"}, {"start": 19868.72, "end": 19883.56, "text": " That sounds like an enemy sniper."}, {"start": 19883.56, "end": 19901.140000000003, "text": " All right, now those are friendly."}, {"start": 19901.140000000003, "end": 19903.140000000003, "text": " I could get one AA up."}, {"start": 19903.14, "end": 19909.14, "text": " Uh, it'd be cool if he could plop down a..."}, {"start": 19909.14, "end": 19912.14, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 19912.14, "end": 19916.14, "text": " Maybe right here, a mortar."}, {"start": 19916.14, "end": 19921.14, "text": " I don't know if this will hit that and not work."}, {"start": 19921.14, "end": 19924.14, "text": " There's a chance this is in the way, actually."}, {"start": 19924.14, "end": 19927.14, "text": " There's a chance this is not gonna work."}, {"start": 19927.14, "end": 19930.14, "text": " This fucking fuck sucks ass."}, {"start": 19930.14, "end": 19934.1, "text": " Hey, yeah, should we pop the drill?"}, {"start": 19934.1, "end": 19940.66, "text": " Need shit tons of fuel at F.O.B."}, {"start": 19940.66, "end": 19944.3, "text": " Should I pop both?"}, {"start": 19944.3, "end": 19948.1, "text": " Lock it!"}, {"start": 19948.1, "end": 19952.66, "text": " Bomb it!"}, {"start": 19952.66, "end": 19962.66, "text": " You can only pop one at a time."}, {"start": 19962.66, "end": 19966.18, "text": " Boys triple drill, triple drill, ink."}, {"start": 19966.18, "end": 19970.1, "text": " Triple drill, let's move, let's move, triple drill, get a hammer."}, {"start": 19970.1, "end": 19978.42, "text": " We need fuel for bays."}, {"start": 19978.420000000002, "end": 19980.420000000002, "text": " How's this suicide?"}, {"start": 19993.86, "end": 19995.86, "text": " Are you kidding me bro?"}, {"start": 19997.38, "end": 19999.780000000002, "text": " Someone beat them boys we gotta get down get down"}, {"start": 20003.620000000003, "end": 20006.660000000003, "text": " Sorry man. Yo, let's work on this"}, {"start": 20008.420000000002, "end": 20022.54, "text": " So drills active is this is this actually how much fuel we have"}, {"start": 20029.260000000002, "end": 20035.420000000002, "text": " Does that bar show you does it only go down when it gets here let's find out. I don't know how the mechanic works"}, {"start": 20035.420000000002, "end": 20040.420000000002, "text": " This is a learning drill experience."}, {"start": 20040.420000000002, "end": 20043.420000000002, "text": " Oh, look at that building money, bro."}, {"start": 20043.420000000002, "end": 20046.420000000002, "text": " You can't deny that's fucking so satisfying."}, {"start": 20046.420000000002, "end": 20051.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna need some A.H. here and we have a shit-ass base."}, {"start": 20051.420000000002, "end": 20055.420000000002, "text": " I don't know if it- is there a ladder to get on the roof of this building? Anyone know?"}, {"start": 20055.420000000002, "end": 20057.420000000002, "text": " We gotta build A."}, {"start": 20059.420000000002, "end": 20060.420000000002, "text": " Anyone know?"}, {"start": 20060.420000000002, "end": 20066.74, "text": " All right, so it's gonna yeah, we're gonna get fucked"}, {"start": 20078.260000000002, "end": 20080.420000000002, "text": " Dude, I don't know if there's on this I"}, {"start": 20084.140000000003, "end": 20086.780000000002, "text": " Could build a wall up. I don't think you can go high enough"}, {"start": 20086.78, "end": 20094.579999999998, "text": " enough. There's gotta be a ladder here. Can you keep stacking up and up and up"}, {"start": 20094.579999999998, "end": 20108.379999999997, "text": " and up. Yeah, we need AA boys. And we need an active medic. Get these drills going."}, {"start": 20108.38, "end": 20110.38, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20117.66, "end": 20119.66, "text": " Protect our bees"}, {"start": 20126.58, "end": 20129.14, "text": " Dude our favas in the shit actually notes out"}, {"start": 20129.14, "end": 20141.98, "text": " We're gonna let boys we got to build stairs and we need to make an AA upstairs all right"}, {"start": 20141.98, "end": 20143.98, "text": " They're all so fucked."}, {"start": 20154.98, "end": 20156.98, "text": " Thank you, thank you, Billy Bob."}, {"start": 20157.98, "end": 20160.98, "text": " Billy Bobby. Billy Bobby."}, {"start": 20162.98, "end": 20166.98, "text": " Guys, if we get another drill-up, we can pop another one here. We have enough fuel, I think."}, {"start": 20166.98, "end": 20168.98, "text": " No, we don't."}, {"start": 20172.66, "end": 20176.42, "text": " Then but the fucking I'm about to go how much how much fuel is one"}, {"start": 20179.42, "end": 20187.42, "text": " Yeah, how much fuel is one yeah, I'm doing a covert mission. We're gonna build a fucking a a on the roof I"}, {"start": 20189.14, "end": 20191.14, "text": " Need God builders with me"}, {"start": 20195.899999999998, "end": 20197.899999999998, "text": " God's builders with me"}, {"start": 20197.9, "end": 20202.9, "text": " Pop the next one, pop the next one."}, {"start": 20202.9, "end": 20204.9, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 20204.9, "end": 20207.9, "text": " Yo, someone go down there and hammer that shit."}, {"start": 20207.9, "end": 20209.9, "text": " Actually, we don't need it."}, {"start": 20209.9, "end": 20211.9, "text": " Hey, uh, shots!"}, {"start": 20211.9, "end": 20213.9, "text": " We got snipers north!"}, {"start": 20215.9, "end": 20218.9, "text": " Dude, there's a fucking sniper north."}, {"start": 20221.9, "end": 20223.9, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 20223.9, "end": 20225.9, "text": " You're dead, bro."}, {"start": 20225.9, "end": 20227.9, "text": " Oh, you had him inside!"}, {"start": 20227.9, "end": 20229.9, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 20229.9, "end": 20233.9, "text": " Get in my bars!"}, {"start": 20237.9, "end": 20239.9, "text": " Not enough- wait."}, {"start": 20251.9, "end": 20253.9, "text": " Dude, I swear this is not gonna work."}, {"start": 20255.9, "end": 20263.38, "text": " Dude, you can't build that high!"}, {"start": 20263.38, "end": 20268.420000000002, "text": " Chad, who said you could build this high band?"}, {"start": 20268.420000000002, "end": 20274.18, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 20274.18, "end": 20284.460000000003, "text": " I bet there's been a lot of this whole time."}, {"start": 20284.46, "end": 20289.46, "text": " Yeah, whoever has a hammer, get up here. We're gonna build AA. Help."}, {"start": 20294.46, "end": 20296.46, "text": " Oh my god, you fuck."}, {"start": 20296.46, "end": 20298.46, "text": " Give me the boys!"}, {"start": 20299.46, "end": 20302.46, "text": " I'm the damn civil engineer manager."}, {"start": 20302.46, "end": 20304.46, "text": " Give me the fuck up!"}, {"start": 20306.46, "end": 20308.46, "text": " Give me the fuck up, man!"}, {"start": 20314.46, "end": 20328.82, "text": " Yeah, yeah, we got 16 points"}, {"start": 20328.82, "end": 20333.82, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 20333.82, "end": 20339.82, "text": " Dude, that artillery truck is fucking crazy."}, {"start": 20339.82, "end": 20346.82, "text": " Yeah, we gotta activate the other drill."}, {"start": 20346.82, "end": 20353.82, "text": " Thank you, man."}, {"start": 20353.82, "end": 20357.82, "text": " Where's everybody?"}, {"start": 20357.82, "end": 20361.82, "text": " Get everybody up."}, {"start": 20361.82, "end": 20365.82, "text": " No way, we lost this?"}, {"start": 20371.82, "end": 20375.82, "text": " Alright, the bad news is we lost everything."}, {"start": 20383.82, "end": 20390.82, "text": " Oh good, oh good."}, {"start": 20390.82, "end": 20401.82, "text": " What do you mean not enough building supplies?"}, {"start": 20401.82, "end": 20412.82, "text": " I have a feeling that I was going to kill me."}, {"start": 20412.82, "end": 20414.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20429.66, "end": 20432.1, "text": " Time to relocate build a UAV"}, {"start": 20432.9, "end": 20439.22, "text": " Boys, we're gonna build a stingray. Okay, I need five hammers. All right, we're gonna fucking find this piece of shit and kill them"}, {"start": 20442.82, "end": 20448.06, "text": " All right, I'm gonna drop a stingray. I need five hammers working over time"}, {"start": 20455.7, "end": 20458.02, "text": " Yeah, right here right here five hammers"}, {"start": 20464.66, "end": 20469.739999999998, "text": " All right, this is fast to build how does this even work by the way I tried using it and fail"}, {"start": 20472.82, "end": 20476.82, "text": " There's no way I'm gonna do this right."}, {"start": 20476.82, "end": 20480.82, "text": " Some spare parts? Where do you even get spare parts from?"}, {"start": 20480.82, "end": 20484.82, "text": " You need mech supplies? Lol."}, {"start": 20492.82, "end": 20496.82, "text": " I don't know why that's gone."}, {"start": 20502.82, "end": 20525.86, "text": " I fucked that up."}, {"start": 20525.86, "end": 20527.86, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20527.86, "end": 20529.86, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20529.86, "end": 20531.86, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20531.86, "end": 20533.86, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20533.86, "end": 20535.86, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20535.86, "end": 20565.260000000002, "text": " come on brother why hey why don't you get on the fucking roof and help me build our"}, {"start": 20565.260000000002, "end": 20566.260000000002, "text": " 8."}, {"start": 20566.260000000002, "end": 20581.74, "text": " It's gotta be a better way to do this."}, {"start": 20581.74, "end": 20584.260000000002, "text": " Holy shit, there's gonna be a better way."}, {"start": 20584.260000000002, "end": 20591.260000000002, "text": " Instead of finding this fucking axe."}, {"start": 20591.260000000002, "end": 20592.260000000002, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 20592.260000000002, "end": 20598.260000000002, "text": " I'm gonna get fucking killed."}, {"start": 20598.260000000002, "end": 20605.260000000002, "text": " I gotta hit this 75 times!"}, {"start": 20605.260000000002, "end": 20609.260000000002, "text": " Oh, he crashed."}, {"start": 20609.260000000002, "end": 20612.260000000002, "text": " Saved."}, {"start": 20612.260000000002, "end": 20617.260000000002, "text": " Does this eventually spawn?"}, {"start": 20617.260000000002, "end": 20619.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20633.7, "end": 20635.7, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 20647.260000000002, "end": 20657.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, who's a pilot? We need ammo, we need fuel, make some drills. We need so much shit."}, {"start": 20657.260000000002, "end": 20669.260000000002, "text": " I'm a pilot. I believe in you. That's not a compliment. I believe in you."}, {"start": 20669.260000000002, "end": 20672.52, "text": " All right after you build that"}, {"start": 20679.100000000002, "end": 20681.300000000003, "text": " Yeah, I would say feeling ammo will build shit"}, {"start": 20686.780000000002, "end": 20688.780000000002, "text": " Yeah, just like right to the right"}, {"start": 20693.9, "end": 20696.340000000004, "text": " Honestly, this is a shitty fob in general so yeah"}, {"start": 20699.260000000002, "end": 20716.7, "text": " If I actually get shot from the right side on this mortar, I can be sad, but sure, man."}, {"start": 20716.7, "end": 20722.14, "text": " Why does it sound like a carnival?"}, {"start": 20722.14, "end": 20725.14, "text": " Like carnival music playing."}, {"start": 20725.14, "end": 20728.14, "text": " Is that an enemy?"}, {"start": 20728.14, "end": 20734.14, "text": " Alright, yeah, good shit."}, {"start": 20734.14, "end": 20744.14, "text": " Oh, yeah, good shit."}, {"start": 20744.14, "end": 20760.14, "text": " Hey, so it just doesn't fucking shoot."}, {"start": 20760.14, "end": 20771.399999999998, "text": " No way bro you're right there dude get the fuck out of here dude what a fucking rat shit"}, {"start": 20771.399999999998, "end": 20786.8, "text": " fuck the one area the guys perfectly pinpointed when you hold ship that starts spinning in"}, {"start": 20786.8, "end": 20789.239999999998, "text": " In the moment you must click it shoots, oh you rev it."}, {"start": 20789.239999999998, "end": 20794.559999999998, "text": " Yeah, we gotta build a wall around it cause it's like fully exposed to the shooter."}, {"start": 20794.559999999998, "end": 20798.559999999998, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 20798.559999999998, "end": 20799.559999999998, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 20799.56, "end": 20820.16, "text": " I don't know how we're building this shit."}, {"start": 20820.16, "end": 20822.800000000003, "text": " I'm about to mortar this fuck back."}, {"start": 20822.8, "end": 20829.8, "text": " piece of shit"}, {"start": 20852.8, "end": 20861.64, "text": " Honestly, building is really fun in this game, like straight up."}, {"start": 20861.64, "end": 20864.64, "text": " It's very important."}, {"start": 20864.64, "end": 20875.64, "text": " Uh, I think I blocked his vision actually."}, {"start": 20875.64, "end": 20882.64, "text": " This is of concern."}, {"start": 20905.64, "end": 20928.8, "text": " I think that covers me enough, even though still, this mortar is kind of shitty."}, {"start": 20928.8, "end": 20934.36, "text": " We have a lot of blue out, but what's the meterage?"}, {"start": 20934.36, "end": 20948.74, "text": " the meterage 330 range yeah like we can't attack red I 300 that's like 600"}, {"start": 20948.74, "end": 20973.74, "text": " than 31. Let's see, 630 anyways. I can reach this. I wonder if we have any fuel. We need"}, {"start": 20973.74, "end": 20975.74, "text": " big drill sites"}, {"start": 20991.02, "end": 20997.320000000003, "text": " Yeah, murdering's kind of useless right now. Oh my god, I had one of those"}, {"start": 20997.32, "end": 21004.76, "text": " Hey, I'm building a drill boys put this shit down"}, {"start": 21017.84, "end": 21019.84, "text": " What the fuck I just had it"}, {"start": 21020.4, "end": 21024.76, "text": " Wait, can I build this inside? No way. That'd be opus shit"}, {"start": 21024.760000000002, "end": 21027.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's OP."}, {"start": 21032.760000000002, "end": 21035.760000000002, "text": " Hold on, man. I had it and then it disappeared."}, {"start": 21035.760000000002, "end": 21037.760000000002, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 21038.760000000002, "end": 21039.760000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 21054.760000000002, "end": 21057.320000000003, "text": " See if I can get a second one we can get to here. Oh"}, {"start": 21059.06, "end": 21061.38, "text": " This would be great if we could just block it off"}, {"start": 21062.840000000004, "end": 21064.840000000004, "text": " Yeah, actually don't fuck this thing"}, {"start": 21077.88, "end": 21083.2, "text": " Yeah another drill on the right side to another drill on the right side"}, {"start": 21084.760000000002, "end": 21102.760000000002, "text": " How many supplies do we have someone built a fob right next door we have so much yeah"}, {"start": 21102.760000000002, "end": 21112.920000000002, "text": " we have so much fuel we can burn our drills and hold nice yeah you can drop"}, {"start": 21112.920000000002, "end": 21127.88, "text": " up on the roof we can not deliver you can hear roof delivery nice good we have"}, {"start": 21127.88, "end": 21135.24, "text": " so we we have so many so much fuel like we are locked and loaded on like a massive"}, {"start": 21135.24, "end": 21153.08, "text": " farm I just ammo and fuel spam I would say I'm pretty sure ammo fuel spam"}, {"start": 21165.24, "end": 21174.24, "text": " Imagine a mortar going right through the window."}, {"start": 21174.24, "end": 21175.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 21175.24, "end": 21179.0, "text": " What the fuck hit me?"}, {"start": 21179.0, "end": 21180.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 21180.0, "end": 21181.0, "text": " Dude, he found me."}, {"start": 21181.0, "end": 21182.0, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 21182.0, "end": 21183.0, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 21183.0, "end": 21184.0, "text": " Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 21184.0, "end": 21185.0, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 21185.0, "end": 21204.96, "text": " Oh, yeah, I should have told them."}, {"start": 21204.96, "end": 21206.92, "text": " Mechanical supplies?"}, {"start": 21206.92, "end": 21211.08, "text": " Do we have none?"}, {"start": 21211.08, "end": 21220.480000000003, "text": " We have no mechanical."}, {"start": 21220.480000000003, "end": 21221.480000000003, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 21221.480000000003, "end": 21222.480000000003, "text": " Shit, man."}, {"start": 21222.480000000003, "end": 21223.480000000003, "text": " This one fucking guy."}, {"start": 21223.480000000003, "end": 21224.480000000003, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 21224.480000000003, "end": 21234.280000000002, "text": " This one piece of shit, dude, on red is fucking us."}, {"start": 21234.28, "end": 21235.28, "text": " 14 kills."}, {"start": 21235.28, "end": 21236.28, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 21236.28, "end": 21262.28, "text": " I mean, I guess so."}, {"start": 21262.28, "end": 21264.28, "text": " I don't want to waste my 45k."}, {"start": 21273.78, "end": 21274.78, "text": " Go find him?"}, {"start": 21278.28, "end": 21280.28, "text": " Yeah, chap over some sounded by the way."}, {"start": 21284.28, "end": 21286.78, "text": " Anybody found him?"}, {"start": 21288.28, "end": 21289.78, "text": " Building, building."}, {"start": 21292.28, "end": 21318.28, "text": " Thank you brother. We really need mechanical parts to take- oh no, our shit disappeared."}, {"start": 21318.28, "end": 21333.36, "text": " Yeah, tell me you got mechanical parts."}, {"start": 21333.36, "end": 21338.16, "text": " We need to stingray this piece of shit."}, {"start": 21338.16, "end": 21345.12, "text": " Are those mechanical?"}, {"start": 21345.12, "end": 21347.12, "text": " Please be, please be, please be."}, {"start": 21360.82, "end": 21361.82, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 21362.62, "end": 21363.12, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 21363.12, "end": 21386.12, "text": " So you fly up in the air, but if no one spots, if no one spots shit, what do you do?"}, {"start": 21386.12, "end": 21401.96, "text": " auto-spots okay that's trash we got the cash oh shit there yeah they're showing"}, {"start": 21401.96, "end": 21405.76, "text": " up boys they're showing up in their trucks"}, {"start": 21405.760000000002, "end": 21412.760000000002, "text": " I didn't know what put a door here."}, {"start": 21412.760000000002, "end": 21415.760000000002, "text": " What is this thing?"}, {"start": 21415.760000000002, "end": 21427.760000000002, "text": " It's just like a broken piece of shit that you can't repair."}, {"start": 21427.760000000002, "end": 21429.760000000002, "text": " You're kidding."}, {"start": 21429.760000000002, "end": 21430.760000000002, "text": " You might die."}, {"start": 21430.760000000002, "end": 21432.760000000002, "text": " There are literally enemies outside."}, {"start": 21432.760000000002, "end": 21447.760000000002, "text": " Dude, what is this timing dude? No way! Bro. That's actually the saddest thing I've seen."}, {"start": 21447.760000000002, "end": 21458.320000000003, "text": " Hi 50k, get me a little bird. Get me a little bird. Looks like we're going pilot mode. You"}, {"start": 21458.32, "end": 21460.98, "text": " Oh, that was 50k of building was not bad."}, {"start": 21464.82, "end": 21467.7, "text": " That's what happens when you get the drill."}, {"start": 21467.7, "end": 21469.6, "text": " Yeah, they raid your base."}, {"start": 21470.54, "end": 21472.3, "text": " We clearly didn't have enough."}, {"start": 21472.3, "end": 21501.579999999998, "text": " I can't fuck the arty guy up with uh this honestly it's gg it's gg we attempted"}, {"start": 21501.58, "end": 21513.08, "text": " You can with AP rounds? How many bullets does it take though, to kill 13k if you kill artillery?"}, {"start": 21513.08, "end": 21522.02, "text": " With AP rounds? The other thing would be doing the crate thing where you drop a crate and then"}, {"start": 21522.02, "end": 21528.14, "text": " see for them. That'd be the other move."}, {"start": 21532.34, "end": 21536.260000000002, "text": " That's very difficult though."}, {"start": 21552.02, "end": 21556.62, "text": " I don't know how far out they can stay like if I could spot them that'd be good that I doubt it"}, {"start": 21561.38, "end": 21563.5, "text": " That right there was that the noise of arty?"}, {"start": 21566.3, "end": 21568.3, "text": " That"}, {"start": 21576.38, "end": 21578.38, "text": " That's kind of sick I didn't know"}, {"start": 21582.02, "end": 21584.02, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21584.02, "end": 21589.02, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 21589.02, "end": 21594.02, "text": " You know, sometimes I hold alt."}, {"start": 21594.02, "end": 21601.02, "text": " Sometimes I hold alt and then I'm rolling and I don't realize that I can't recover."}, {"start": 21601.02, "end": 21611.02, "text": " Sometimes I hold alt and then I'm rolling and I don't realize that I can't recover."}, {"start": 21611.920000000002, "end": 21613.920000000002, "text": " Fuck this C4"}, {"start": 21618.36, "end": 21623.7, "text": " Actually fine, let me see I think I have it unlocked. I have it how much C4 does it take to blow his ass up?"}, {"start": 21626.2, "end": 21628.2, "text": " If I do this it'll be worth it"}, {"start": 21641.02, "end": 21663.06, "text": " You guys said he can't hear anything, so... wait, let's see."}, {"start": 21663.06, "end": 21664.46, "text": " I hope you're right."}, {"start": 21664.46, "end": 21670.62, "text": " If it gets under cooked, I did buy the detonator."}, {"start": 21670.62, "end": 21675.02, "text": " If he's in the artillery cam..."}, {"start": 21675.02, "end": 21683.379999999997, "text": " Wait, there's a gunner on top?"}, {"start": 21683.379999999997, "end": 21686.739999999998, "text": " Oh my god, I didn't know."}, {"start": 21686.739999999998, "end": 21692.86, "text": " I feel like the C4 crate deliveries the way."}, {"start": 21692.86, "end": 21693.86, "text": " It's a shit gunner?"}, {"start": 21693.86, "end": 21695.86, "text": " Yeah, but I have nothing and one piece of paper"}, {"start": 21700.04, "end": 21704.62, "text": " You can just switch to the gunner's seat. No, whatever. Let me try. Let me try. Let me try"}, {"start": 21709.54, "end": 21712.88, "text": " Let me see let me see if this is gonna be so satisfying if I can do this"}, {"start": 21717.260000000002, "end": 21719.260000000002, "text": " Shoot bitch"}, {"start": 21723.86, "end": 21731.98, "text": " I'm gonna approach like I'm one of his teammates I think I just heard it"}, {"start": 21744.14, "end": 21746.82, "text": " How do I not see the fucking shell fly out"}, {"start": 21746.82, "end": 21757.82, "text": " Oh my god, there it is."}, {"start": 21757.82, "end": 21764.82, "text": " I saw there's two of them."}, {"start": 21764.82, "end": 21775.82, "text": " I may have parked a little too far."}, {"start": 21775.82, "end": 21803.739999999998, "text": " are you kidding bro what the fuck dude just land the piece of shit"}, {"start": 21803.74, "end": 21816.38, "text": " dude are you fucking kidding I hate this game"}, {"start": 21821.38, "end": 21823.86, "text": " dude"}, {"start": 21827.460000000003, "end": 21832.100000000002, "text": " thank God thank God he's kind of dead maybe he has hearing damage from all this"}, {"start": 21832.100000000002, "end": 21838.100000000002, "text": " I don't even know how to do this. Is it right click or left click? Oh fuck. Oh my god."}, {"start": 21862.100000000002, "end": 21864.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21875.38, "end": 21879.100000000002, "text": " Worse worse motherfucker motherfucker"}, {"start": 21882.100000000002, "end": 21884.100000000002, "text": " Get fucked"}, {"start": 21887.02, "end": 21889.02, "text": " Get fucked"}, {"start": 21892.100000000002, "end": 21897.100000000002, "text": " GG man."}, {"start": 21897.100000000002, "end": 21900.100000000002, "text": " Yo, only takes three to blow it up, by the way."}, {"start": 21900.100000000002, "end": 21902.100000000002, "text": " Not fucking eight."}, {"start": 21906.100000000002, "end": 21908.100000000002, "text": " Worth, man, worth."}, {"start": 21908.100000000002, "end": 21910.100000000002, "text": " I have benged my whole tea."}, {"start": 21910.100000000002, "end": 21913.100000000002, "text": " I can die with a smile."}, {"start": 21913.100000000002, "end": 21915.100000000002, "text": " Oh, fuck you, man."}, {"start": 21915.100000000002, "end": 21917.100000000002, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 21917.100000000002, "end": 21925.260000000002, "text": " You know that wasn't worth it just because I should have just done a fucking little bird"}, {"start": 21925.260000000002, "end": 21936.980000000003, "text": " not a minigun bird and wasted all that money plus 850 I mean actually no I made all my"}, {"start": 21936.98, "end": 21957.579999999998, "text": " my money back, right? True, I did. I did, I did. Find another one? Yeah, now I'm gonna"}, {"start": 21957.58, "end": 21960.58, "text": " I'm gonna try to kill some individuals."}, {"start": 21969.58, "end": 21974.58, "text": " Four flares, buddy. Do you know how many people fucking shoot at blue little birds?"}, {"start": 21974.58, "end": 21992.260000000002, "text": " You know what's interesting, he instantly heard the C4 and popped out."}, {"start": 21992.260000000002, "end": 21996.34, "text": " Maybe it sounds very obvious when you're getting C4."}, {"start": 21996.34, "end": 22000.06, "text": " where he's got fuckin' bulky vision ass surround sound."}, {"start": 22000.06, "end": 22000.9, "text": " One of the other."}, {"start": 22026.34, "end": 22031.34, "text": " Of course, man."}, {"start": 22031.34, "end": 22033.34, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 22033.34, "end": 22036.34, "text": " Let me just line up for you, you motherfucker."}, {"start": 22036.34, "end": 22038.34, "text": " Yo, what server is this?"}, {"start": 22038.34, "end": 22040.34, "text": " What server is this?"}, {"start": 22040.34, "end": 22045.34, "text": " Is this the fucking clan server where there are gods or some shit?"}, {"start": 22045.34, "end": 22047.34, "text": " What was I doing?"}, {"start": 22047.34, "end": 22052.34, "text": " I was wondering if that guy was a little bird pilot, or just like, alright, I was about to turn off."}, {"start": 22056.34, "end": 22076.34, "text": " Contestant!"}, {"start": 22076.34, "end": 22080.78, "text": " I'll just get whatever."}, {"start": 22080.78, "end": 22087.14, "text": " No, I think it's over."}, {"start": 22087.14, "end": 22089.14, "text": " No point in spending more money."}, {"start": 22117.14, "end": 22134.899999999998, "text": " Brother drop me off man, I don't got a parachute man."}, {"start": 22134.899999999998, "end": 22136.899999999998, "text": " Please crap."}, {"start": 22136.899999999998, "end": 22138.899999999998, "text": " Please crap."}, {"start": 22138.899999999998, "end": 22140.899999999998, "text": " I have nothing."}, {"start": 22140.9, "end": 22142.9, "text": " Please, Bratt!"}, {"start": 22142.9, "end": 22143.9, "text": " I have nothing."}, {"start": 22145.9, "end": 22147.9, "text": " I'm sorry if you die."}, {"start": 22149.9, "end": 22152.9, "text": " Oh no, no, no, it's gonna put you down, cause he didn't have a shoe."}, {"start": 22152.9, "end": 22154.9, "text": " Thank you, man. This is good."}, {"start": 22160.9, "end": 22162.9, "text": " Now if you see a backpack, tell me."}, {"start": 22163.9, "end": 22165.9, "text": " I'm just a rat?"}, {"start": 22165.9, "end": 22167.9, "text": " I'm just a rat?"}, {"start": 22167.9, "end": 22169.9, "text": " I'm just a stinky rat?"}, {"start": 22170.9, "end": 22172.9, "text": " I'm looking for some gear"}, {"start": 22177.260000000002, "end": 22180.74, "text": " I'm a rat I think you're at"}, {"start": 22194.86, "end": 22196.920000000002, "text": " That's a lot I can't it's locked"}, {"start": 22196.920000000002, "end": 22198.920000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22211.920000000002, "end": 22216.04, "text": " Got I did a revenge I did a revenge here"}, {"start": 22219.760000000002, "end": 22221.760000000002, "text": " Let's get shot down by this"}, {"start": 22226.920000000002, "end": 22228.920000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22252.2, "end": 22254.2, "text": " Care fire can ship zoom in"}, {"start": 22256.920000000002, "end": 22260.320000000003, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 22260.320000000003, "end": 22266.480000000003, "text": " I need some elevation and then a heavy hold."}, {"start": 22266.480000000003, "end": 22275.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, you can just annoy them and never shoot, right?"}, {"start": 22275.48, "end": 22290.48, "text": " Oh, and he's off."}, {"start": 22290.48, "end": 22320.44, "text": " I just fucking shot that bitch."}, {"start": 22320.44, "end": 22326.12, "text": " That's actually incredible that he fucking pinpointed the guy right next to him"}, {"start": 22326.12, "end": 22334.48, "text": " shooting that. I thought he was looking far in the distance he was being locked"}, {"start": 22334.48, "end": 22340.079999999998, "text": " on. Fuck no, he was ready for it. What the hell out of here?"}, {"start": 22340.08, "end": 22350.980000000003, "text": " you can hear it yeah I mean I've decided Chad I'm gonna start taking Adderall"}, {"start": 22350.980000000003, "end": 22357.7, "text": " and mix it with monster energy I've decided I want to compete with my"}, {"start": 22357.7, "end": 22361.7, "text": " fucking FPS brother and it's time."}, {"start": 22370.7, "end": 22375.7, "text": " That's all they need! Plus 15% skill!"}, {"start": 22379.7, "end": 22383.7, "text": " And I'll chase it down to the monster."}, {"start": 22447.7, "end": 22476.58, "text": " Yeah, I wasn't watching my altitude, whatever bro."}, {"start": 22476.58, "end": 22480.260000000002, "text": " This is fucked."}, {"start": 22480.260000000002, "end": 22482.300000000003, "text": " They're built up too much, man!"}, {"start": 22482.300000000003, "end": 22488.420000000002, "text": " I'm not wasting any more money."}, {"start": 22488.420000000002, "end": 22492.58, "text": " Get me in with a dog shit build."}, {"start": 22492.58, "end": 22498.58, "text": " I'll try to grab somebody's shit."}, {"start": 22498.58, "end": 22510.780000000002, "text": " I'll do one- I'm gonna do one more after this. I'll probably stream till 7."}, {"start": 22510.780000000002, "end": 22518.7, "text": " Oh, that and- you know, fuck these ZFA fucks. They're all up and fucking discard, playing"}, {"start": 22518.7, "end": 22525.660000000003, "text": " this shit like it's the actual army. Okay? This needs to be plebbers pleb, these coordinated"}, {"start": 22525.66, "end": 22530.46, "text": " Fox going to like an actual server. I bet they're all ZFA."}, {"start": 22535.26, "end": 22537.02, "text": " All right, two of them. Whatever."}, {"start": 22540.46, "end": 22542.86, "text": " Oh good. I'll get going."}, {"start": 22555.66, "end": 22557.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22645.66, "end": 22647.66, "text": " Just end the match. Just end the fucking match."}, {"start": 22647.66, "end": 22649.66, "text": " Cheers."}, {"start": 22675.66, "end": 22688.62, "text": " Mmm, badadabadadabadadadam."}, {"start": 22688.62, "end": 22695.54, "text": " Make good money, did I?"}, {"start": 22695.54, "end": 22698.34, "text": " Let's do one more."}, {"start": 22698.34, "end": 22700.34, "text": " Hopefully this is refreshing."}, {"start": 22706.78, "end": 22712.26, "text": " You know, it's always bad if you join an ongoing match and blue doesn't have enough people."}, {"start": 22722.82, "end": 22724.82, "text": " Usually that means people left."}, {"start": 22728.34, "end": 22735.34, "text": " Usually a sign of the team's fucked."}, {"start": 22758.34, "end": 22783.76, "text": " Nice bravo, nice!"}, {"start": 22783.760000000002, "end": 22786.760000000002, "text": " I played this game for 45 minutes and I got bored."}, {"start": 22786.760000000002, "end": 22789.88, "text": " That sounds like you didn't play it right."}, {"start": 22789.88, "end": 22792.120000000003, "text": " Because there are so many other things you can do."}, {"start": 22799.000000000004, "end": 22803.2, "text": " That sounds like somebody who doesn't play FPSs."}, {"start": 22803.2, "end": 22806.88, "text": " Not playing it correctly."}, {"start": 22806.88, "end": 22809.280000000002, "text": " You played 45 minutes at a time."}, {"start": 22809.28, "end": 22817.879999999997, "text": " I mean, I guess if you play on a sweaty server and you just play like a death match, you're"}, {"start": 22817.879999999997, "end": 22820.92, "text": " just gonna get fucked over and over."}, {"start": 22820.92, "end": 22821.92, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 22821.92, "end": 22822.92, "text": " I dunno."}, {"start": 22822.92, "end": 22836.28, "text": " To me, it seems like you can have a bad experience playing this game, where you're just getting"}, {"start": 22836.28, "end": 22837.28, "text": " decimated."}, {"start": 22837.28, "end": 22844.28, "text": " Because the enemy team just counters air and land."}, {"start": 22844.28, "end": 22853.28, "text": " Yeah, it's very server and team dependent."}, {"start": 22853.28, "end": 22865.28, "text": " What the hell, do we have three bases up?"}, {"start": 22865.28, "end": 22871.92, "text": " see and now this server four people brought fobs the last match I was in we"}, {"start": 22871.92, "end": 22879.32, "text": " didn't blue didn't have a fob for 20 minutes this server four fucking fobs"}, {"start": 22879.32, "end": 22885.719999999998, "text": " before 20 points that's what I'm talking about that's what I mean"}, {"start": 22885.72, "end": 22894.120000000003, "text": " the enemy coordinates. That'll be detected. The unit time goes okay."}, {"start": 22894.120000000003, "end": 22908.960000000003, "text": " But I thought I'd get him at a beach. Sure, sure. Pull, shoot, dead, all right. We're"}, {"start": 22908.960000000003, "end": 22912.04, "text": " just gonna stop shooting because we don't want to get head shot at those rewarding"}, {"start": 22912.04, "end": 22925.88, "text": " shots boys all those guys look like they had two or three helmets"}, {"start": 22928.08, "end": 22933.920000000002, "text": " hey guys stop for two seconds I'm not good two seconds hold the corner you"}, {"start": 22933.920000000002, "end": 22950.480000000003, "text": " fuck all the carter oh my god dude"}, {"start": 22950.48, "end": 22952.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22961.04, "end": 22966.899999999998, "text": " Desert to get a shot in the face I think down to that point just fucking kill me"}, {"start": 22980.48, "end": 22997.94, "text": " I just need one guy and they're all gonna try to save him bitch stop"}, {"start": 22997.94, "end": 23023.42, "text": " It's over. I can't show my face ever again. It's over. It's actually over. I gotta pretend"}, {"start": 23023.420000000002, "end": 23038.620000000003, "text": " like I died okay so that guy's trying to kill me gotcha I'm gonna ignore that"}, {"start": 23038.620000000003, "end": 23041.260000000002, "text": " whole area"}, {"start": 23053.420000000002, "end": 23064.300000000003, "text": " Dude, there's so many!"}, {"start": 23064.300000000003, "end": 23068.300000000003, "text": " I'm getting sniped from both sides."}, {"start": 23068.300000000003, "end": 23079.300000000003, "text": " No headshot."}, {"start": 23079.3, "end": 23106.3, "text": " I wonder where that group went."}, {"start": 23106.3, "end": 23122.3, "text": " Go on the mortar, go on the mortar you bastard."}, {"start": 23122.3, "end": 23130.78, "text": " I swear he is looking at me."}, {"start": 23130.78, "end": 23131.78, "text": " Weirdly."}, {"start": 23131.78, "end": 23133.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23134.539999999997, "end": 23136.539999999997, "text": " Guys on the roof"}, {"start": 23140.219999999998, "end": 23142.219999999998, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23146.379999999997, "end": 23148.379999999997, "text": " How can he"}, {"start": 23149.34, "end": 23151.34, "text": " Dude he got up"}, {"start": 23152.899999999998, "end": 23160.059999999998, "text": " Thank you fucking thank you one guy. That's all I wanted dude. That's all I wanted. I know that shit. I know"}, {"start": 23161.78, "end": 23184.02, "text": " I judge everyone for not even hitting him once."}, {"start": 23184.02, "end": 23185.539999999997, "text": " This guy's stationary."}, {"start": 23185.54, "end": 23192.54, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, I will zero this target."}, {"start": 23192.54, "end": 23210.74, "text": " Okay, apparently it's not 500, it's like 400, okay."}, {"start": 23210.74, "end": 23213.06, "text": " I'd rather wait for them to go on their mortar,"}, {"start": 23214.54, "end": 23216.460000000003, "text": " fully zero it and shoot them then."}, {"start": 23216.460000000003, "end": 23219.36, "text": " That's literally a 500 shot, so I'm just gonna wait."}, {"start": 23226.18, "end": 23231.18, "text": " There's one sniper over here desperately trying to kill me."}, {"start": 23232.820000000003, "end": 23235.66, "text": " The enemy core, pretty neutralized."}, {"start": 23240.74, "end": 23266.9, "text": " Oh my god, it's because I'm dumb. My zero was on 600."}, {"start": 23266.9, "end": 23270.9, "text": " How much ammo is in that humby? I feel like he's wasting ammo."}, {"start": 23279.9, "end": 23284.9, "text": " Bad vs. Bad. Bad vs. Badder."}, {"start": 23285.9, "end": 23287.9, "text": " Really."}, {"start": 23296.9, "end": 23298.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23306.620000000003, "end": 23312.18, "text": " Gotta be careful of green all right come on make my debt back"}, {"start": 23314.600000000002, "end": 23316.600000000002, "text": " Looking to make 200k"}, {"start": 23356.9, "end": 23362.74, "text": " I don't know where that guy is I spotted"}, {"start": 23368.260000000002, "end": 23370.260000000002, "text": " So we'll kill him"}, {"start": 23376.980000000003, "end": 23379.300000000003, "text": " I'm not sure where that bullet just came from"}, {"start": 23386.9, "end": 23388.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23407.140000000003, "end": 23409.140000000003, "text": " No"}, {"start": 23416.9, "end": 23425.9, "text": " Yo, where the fuck is the bullet going when the guy's going so slow?"}, {"start": 23425.9, "end": 23426.9, "text": " Yo, got it!"}, {"start": 23426.9, "end": 23427.9, "text": " Suck my balls!"}, {"start": 23427.9, "end": 23428.9, "text": " I'm gonna be back there in two seconds."}, {"start": 23428.9, "end": 23453.54, "text": " two seconds I don't know where that"}, {"start": 23453.54, "end": 23456.54, "text": " That bull is gone now. I feel like I had a shot."}, {"start": 23483.54, "end": 23501.86, "text": " I know, but I should have been able to, uh, I should have been able to snipe him, um."}, {"start": 23501.86, "end": 23504.58, "text": " I don't know if I was aiming too far to the right or what?"}, {"start": 23528.32, "end": 23529.82, "text": " Is that my corpse?"}, {"start": 23529.82, "end": 23532.14, "text": " Hello the chopper corpse"}, {"start": 23559.82, "end": 23561.82, "text": " ah"}, {"start": 23581.34, "end": 23583.34, "text": " They fuckin built that shit"}, {"start": 23589.82, "end": 23600.14, "text": " Dude, these long spots are not worth."}, {"start": 23600.14, "end": 23608.02, "text": " The long spots are not worth it."}, {"start": 23608.02, "end": 23610.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23638.02, "end": 23645.02, "text": " Goddamn man."}, {"start": 23645.02, "end": 23655.02, "text": " He can't take it out."}, {"start": 23655.02, "end": 23656.02, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 23656.02, "end": 23657.02, "text": " I'm going back."}, {"start": 23657.02, "end": 23658.02, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 23658.02, "end": 23663.02, "text": " I'm minus 15k."}, {"start": 23663.02, "end": 23664.02, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 23664.02, "end": 23669.02, "text": " Yeah, he has a grenade launcher."}, {"start": 23669.02, "end": 23673.7, "text": " Dude, the RPG is very difficult to aim."}, {"start": 23673.7, "end": 23675.02, "text": " I don't think that's going to help me."}, {"start": 23675.02, "end": 23684.02, "text": " The way he's moving, I'm just going to miss the RPG."}, {"start": 23684.02, "end": 23695.94, "text": " Yeah, I could parachute down."}, {"start": 23695.94, "end": 23709.94, "text": " You know, I want to know who the fuck thought a grenade launcher was a great idea."}, {"start": 23709.94, "end": 23737.62, "text": " I don't know if this is worth the minus 40k."}, {"start": 23737.62, "end": 23747.899999999998, "text": " it takes too long now to make the money initially it was good now spotting"}, {"start": 23747.899999999998, "end": 23755.02, "text": " people is like rare the first time was good"}, {"start": 23755.02, "end": 23764.02, "text": " Only stringer with a hundred K. Yeah, exactly. Thank you."}, {"start": 23764.02, "end": 23767.02, "text": " Oh, thank you, Matt."}, {"start": 23767.02, "end": 23795.02, "text": " Okay, three by the way, three, okay, right, the fuck even is this man, the fuck even"}, {"start": 23795.02, "end": 23797.02, "text": " as there's garbage."}, {"start": 23825.02, "end": 23853.5, "text": " this motherfucker you're a motherfucker"}, {"start": 23853.5, "end": 23862.3, "text": " Go back for the cassette. No, it takes up a spot. Do I want flares or a cassette?"}, {"start": 23883.5, "end": 23896.02, "text": " All right, will I survive something tells me no"}, {"start": 23896.02, "end": 23912.74, "text": " Oh my god, he's right there by the way"}, {"start": 23912.74, "end": 23928.420000000002, "text": " Wow, look at this fucking angle here."}, {"start": 23928.420000000002, "end": 23934.38, "text": " Literally I have 90% of the angle, but this guy's 10% hiding me."}, {"start": 23934.38, "end": 23956.38, "text": " I'm leaving the blue team boys bro, I left the blue team bro, okay I left, I have them in town, okay I have info bro, I got info bro, give me some soup, give me a sleeping bag, I'll tell you everything, they haven't built a fob yet, there's never been a fob"}, {"start": 23956.38, "end": 23957.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23957.38, "end": 23959.38, "text": " That's just losing the haze."}, {"start": 23959.38, "end": 23961.38, "text": " I don't like normal team stuff."}, {"start": 23961.38, "end": 23962.38, "text": " Wait, I know more!"}, {"start": 23962.38, "end": 23964.38, "text": " I know more!"}, {"start": 23964.38, "end": 23966.38, "text": " Half the team's still at spawn."}, {"start": 23966.38, "end": 23968.38, "text": " We have no pilots."}, {"start": 23968.38, "end": 23970.38, "text": " That's just losing team shit."}, {"start": 23972.38, "end": 23974.38, "text": " Bro, res me, man, please!"}, {"start": 23978.38, "end": 23980.38, "text": " I can tell you more, bro."}, {"start": 23980.38, "end": 23981.38, "text": " I just need..."}, {"start": 23981.38, "end": 23983.38, "text": " I need first aid."}, {"start": 23983.38, "end": 23985.38, "text": " I can tell you the main thing,"}, {"start": 23985.38, "end": 23987.38, "text": " I know their weakness!"}, {"start": 23987.38, "end": 23989.38, "text": " Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!"}, {"start": 23989.38, "end": 23991.38, "text": " Get me up!"}, {"start": 23991.38, "end": 23993.38, "text": " You gotta! You gotta open up!"}, {"start": 23993.38, "end": 23995.38, "text": " And you gotta go kill them!"}, {"start": 23995.38, "end": 23997.38, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 23997.38, "end": 23999.38, "text": " Yeah, you backed into the barra."}, {"start": 23999.38, "end": 24001.38, "text": " Haha, Rageman!"}, {"start": 24001.38, "end": 24003.38, "text": " Yeah, 1v1 right now, fists!"}, {"start": 24003.38, "end": 24005.38, "text": " 1v1 me right now!"}, {"start": 24005.38, "end": 24007.38, "text": " Yeah, Rageman!"}, {"start": 24007.38, "end": 24009.38, "text": " Yeah, 1v1 right now, fists!"}, {"start": 24009.38, "end": 24011.38, "text": " 1v1 me right now!"}, {"start": 24011.38, "end": 24013.38, "text": " Yeah, Rageman!"}, {"start": 24013.38, "end": 24015.38, "text": " One of you want me right now?"}, {"start": 24015.960000000003, "end": 24019.9, "text": " A bunch of pussies. One of you want me like a man? Might like a man."}, {"start": 24022.940000000002, "end": 24026.2, "text": " I'll get you motherfuckin' Minecraft motherfuckers. Res me."}, {"start": 24027.84, "end": 24030.440000000002, "text": " What do you do? Fuckin' build a house around me?"}, {"start": 24031.08, "end": 24033.08, "text": " You fuckin' Minecraft shit."}, {"start": 24033.780000000002, "end": 24035.780000000002, "text": " Res me. Write the fuck down."}, {"start": 24035.78, "end": 24045.78, "text": " You fucking hammer motherfucker, res me though?"}, {"start": 24045.78, "end": 24059.539999999997, "text": " Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just get me up and it's all good."}, {"start": 24059.539999999997, "end": 24061.14, "text": " Just res me and we're all good, alright?"}, {"start": 24061.14, "end": 24062.14, "text": " I forgive you."}, {"start": 24066.14, "end": 24068.14, "text": " I forgive you guys."}, {"start": 24070.14, "end": 24072.14, "text": " Alright, I don't do this often."}, {"start": 24073.14, "end": 24075.14, "text": " It's the last 500 I got."}, {"start": 24078.14, "end": 24080.14, "text": " Take it or leave it."}, {"start": 24085.14, "end": 24086.14, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 24088.14, "end": 24090.14, "text": " I'm going guys! I'm going!"}, {"start": 24090.14, "end": 24092.14, "text": " Remember me"}, {"start": 24100.34, "end": 24102.94, "text": " They moved me so they can't hear me anymore"}, {"start": 24120.14, "end": 24144.02, "text": " Yeah, I know. I know, bro. That wasn't your fault, bro. It's the wall's fault. I don't"}, {"start": 24144.02, "end": 24149.02, "text": " Fuckin' wall."}, {"start": 24149.02, "end": 24152.02, "text": " Fuckin' wall."}, {"start": 24152.02, "end": 24156.02, "text": " Fuckin' wall."}, {"start": 24156.02, "end": 24157.02, "text": " You boys."}, {"start": 24157.02, "end": 24159.02, "text": " Don't you have the rocket, Heli?"}, {"start": 24159.02, "end": 24160.02, "text": " Very, very soon."}, {"start": 24160.02, "end": 24163.02, "text": " Alright, this is the last attempt."}, {"start": 24163.02, "end": 24164.02, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 24164.02, "end": 24167.02, "text": " Alright, covert operation 9000."}, {"start": 24167.02, "end": 24171.02, "text": " Classified."}, {"start": 24171.02, "end": 24173.02, "text": " No one knows this was happening."}, {"start": 24173.02, "end": 24177.18, "text": " I know that means you're gonna be killed for knowing too much."}, {"start": 24182.18, "end": 24184.0, "text": " Covert mission 9,005."}, {"start": 24185.38, "end": 24188.16, "text": " Make 40 grand for alt-f4."}, {"start": 24188.16, "end": 24191.22, "text": " I'm literally alt-f4ing OBS if I die."}, {"start": 24191.22, "end": 24192.7, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 24192.7, "end": 24194.3, "text": " This is actual hardcore."}, {"start": 24196.66, "end": 24201.66, "text": " I have my death literally tied into the OBS end stream button."}, {"start": 24201.82, "end": 24202.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24203.02, "end": 24210.98, "text": " I don't fuck around you want fucking hardcore FPS this is hardcore FPS if I"}, {"start": 24210.98, "end": 24215.58, "text": " fucking die the whole fucking thing off the force"}, {"start": 24223.46, "end": 24231.62, "text": " I know I know this is it man"}, {"start": 24233.02, "end": 24253.14, "text": " the timer brother the gates gonna close bro I think I have the whole system rig"}, {"start": 24253.14, "end": 24260.34, "text": " to alt f4 boys all right if I go night night the whole stream goes night night"}, {"start": 24263.02, "end": 24272.56, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 24272.56, "end": 24275.78, "text": " The bench is tied into the depth."}, {"start": 24275.78, "end": 24277.78, "text": " What if you don't die?"}, {"start": 24277.78, "end": 24278.78, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 24278.78, "end": 24284.420000000002, "text": " Alright, I need a fucking insane position."}, {"start": 24284.420000000002, "end": 24286.420000000002, "text": " I'm ending in the green."}, {"start": 24295.300000000003, "end": 24299.300000000003, "text": " There it is. Someone say my spotting caused that."}, {"start": 24304.100000000002, "end": 24308.500000000004, "text": " Oh my god, that is an enemy. Some type of something."}, {"start": 24308.5, "end": 24320.5, "text": " The goal is this white building right now that gives me some elevation and it's-"}, {"start": 24320.5, "end": 24331.94, "text": " what the fuck oh my god"}, {"start": 24331.94, "end": 24338.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 24338.94, "end": 24344.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 24344.94, "end": 24348.94, "text": " death of"}]}