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Hold up."}, {"start": 176.32, "end": 183.32, "text": " What do we got here? What do we got here? What is this?"}, {"start": 183.32, "end": 193.16, "text": " Alright, YouTube is good now. Charry guys doing blows. How is life? I did not raise"}, {"start": 193.16, "end": 197.51999999999998, "text": " two war dogs yesterday. I actually just plugged in a controller and just played on"}, {"start": 197.51999999999998, "end": 205.95999999999998, "text": " the TV and just was leveling up my driver. Yo, honestly, dude, if WoW forever was"}, {"start": 205.96, "end": 212.84, "text": " live my nighttime game would be wow war dogs is live even though there's an"}, {"start": 212.84, "end": 221.76000000000002, "text": " impending um deletion well reset you know I instead it'd be fucking instead"}, {"start": 221.76000000000002, "end": 227.36, "text": " it'd be wow right it would be wow it'd be wow but I'm like I don't want to"}, {"start": 227.36, "end": 229.36, "text": " I'm waiting for that. I wish it was"}, {"start": 231.70000000000002, "end": 239.56, "text": " Slow roads autopilot full stream. I should just leave that game up and just make it. They should just make that game a wallpaper engine"}, {"start": 241.34, "end": 248.08, "text": " Yeah, I kind of saw this I know Delta Force lol Delta Force's multiplayer tried"}, {"start": 248.84, "end": 253.04000000000002, "text": " Okay, they tried to be the closest thing to battlefield"}, {"start": 254.78000000000003, "end": 256.78000000000003, "text": " They did"}, {"start": 257.36, "end": 263.72, "text": " I saw snippets of this, but I gotta actually watch it to see if what I saw equates to what seemed to be really good"}, {"start": 264.6, "end": 266.6, "text": " This will be it"}, {"start": 267.14, "end": 269.34000000000003, "text": " Bro, it's Tuesday, dude. You're wrong"}, {"start": 271.88, "end": 277.94, "text": " Brother you're wrong ace combat launch trailer. Yeah, what is launching this week?"}, {"start": 277.94, "end": 295.28, "text": " week. What is launching this week? I saw this. They already emulated Marvel's Wolverine"}, {"start": 295.28, "end": 305.36, "text": " to boot on PC. They got it to load up. Demon Souls now plays 40 to 50 FPS emulated. Wasn't"}, {"start": 305.36, "end": 312.58000000000004, "text": " it just fucking like 30 FPS last week? But why? Dude, the same reason why you can load"}, {"start": 312.58000000000004, "end": 321.54, "text": " up Breath of the Wild on silky smooth PC. That was honestly one of the best emulations"}, {"start": 321.54, "end": 330.24, "text": " of a game. Come on, it's unlocking factor. Two FPS on a 5090. I know, but yeah, that's"}, {"start": 330.24, "end": 335.32, "text": " actually is very fast, I guess. But why? Because it's Wolverine."}, {"start": 342.24, "end": 343.0, "text": " But still."}, {"start": 346.0, "end": 354.44, "text": " Solo dev game is just practice for GTA. Oh, yeah, I mean, I don't know, dude,"}, {"start": 354.44, "end": 357.56, "text": " that is that did you can't deny that that's fucking crazy."}, {"start": 357.56, "end": 367.56, "text": " already emulated Wolverine the fresh out the gate fucking mega software company"}, {"start": 367.56, "end": 375.16, "text": " product what the fuck GTA is going to be way more I mean GTA I don't think so I"}, {"start": 375.16, "end": 381.48, "text": " think GTA will will be a little more difficult yeah was there more information"}, {"start": 381.48, "end": 392.40000000000003, "text": " on god of war I saw some new gameplay snippets oh my god is there a YouTube video on it I"}, {"start": 392.40000000000003, "end": 399.20000000000005, "text": " saw gameplay snippets I hold firm with my statement about the fucking shit cube okay"}, {"start": 399.20000000000005, "end": 405.96000000000004, "text": " I have not faltered if not the little gift I saw but I have to go get an inspection"}, {"start": 405.96000000000004, "end": 412.76000000000005, "text": " sticker for a car. I was I was I was looking at some things. That's what I saw. I saw fucking"}, {"start": 412.76000000000005, "end": 421.96000000000004, "text": " God of War a little gift, but the quality was ass. Hold on. Oh yeah, God of War new preorder"}, {"start": 421.96000000000004, "end": 431.68000000000006, "text": " gameplay. Why is this not official? 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Which one is it?"}, {"start": 546.92, "end": 551.92, "text": " Yeah, which one are we looking at here?"}, {"start": 551.92, "end": 555.92, "text": " Coming soon? Wild Hunt Songs of the Past?"}, {"start": 555.92, "end": 559.92, "text": " Oh wait, is it just an update to the base game?"}, {"start": 559.92, "end": 563.92, "text": " Oh, it's just a massive update. Oh."}, {"start": 563.92, "end": 571.92, "text": " Oh, so this is like the full blown big ass remaster that they showed."}, {"start": 576.92, "end": 577.92, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 577.92, "end": 579.92, "text": " Oh, oh."}, {"start": 582.42, "end": 584.62, "text": " You got to survive the tutorial in this game."}, {"start": 584.62, "end": 586.92, "text": " I have tutorial PTSD in this game."}, {"start": 588.62, "end": 590.62, "text": " It supports path tracing."}, {"start": 590.62, "end": 595.9, "text": " I already know that fucking sequence where you're training with a shit ass sword when you're in the manner."}, {"start": 596.86, "end": 600.84, "text": " Oh my God. Is there a mod that just like spawns you after that point?"}, {"start": 600.84, "end": 603.5, "text": " I swear. That is the worst fucking part of the game."}, {"start": 603.7, "end": 606.02, "text": " Wait, you can skip it? You can?"}, {"start": 608.14, "end": 610.1, "text": " I must have forgot what the button was."}, {"start": 610.1, "end": 612.86, "text": " Every time I've gone back to the Witcher, I've done it like three times."}, {"start": 613.78, "end": 615.5, "text": " You could always skip it."}, {"start": 617.14, "end": 618.42, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 619.42, "end": 620.02, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 620.62, "end": 631.62, "text": " I will definitely, um, it'll be very interesting to try this just to see and experience the combat again."}, {"start": 631.62, "end": 641.62, "text": " I will, I will definitely try it tomorrow and actually download it just to see to be a blast from the past. I remember the first time I played the game to it didn't, I couldn't max it out."}, {"start": 641.62, "end": 645.2, "text": " It was one of the three digit graphic cards"}, {"start": 646.72, "end": 648.72, "text": " Five seventy or something"}, {"start": 650.5, "end": 652.5, "text": " Five sixty, I forgot which one it was"}, {"start": 654.34, "end": 658.84, "text": " Five eighty five maybe a five eighty it could have been the nine eighty fuck"}, {"start": 658.84, "end": 664.18, "text": " I don't remember one of the other but I remember I could have maxed this game out when it first launched"}, {"start": 666.1, "end": 670.8, "text": " It has infinite carry weight no durability built in"}, {"start": 671.62, "end": 678.66, "text": " you're lying you're lying"}, {"start": 682.62, "end": 692.3, "text": " toggleable bro wait a minute yeah come on that's crazy that's actually crazy that"}, {"start": 692.3, "end": 695.82, "text": " sounds like someone looking back at their game and being like you know what"}, {"start": 695.82, "end": 705.38, "text": " fuck this limitation. yo that's actually that's fucking good shit now you can"}, {"start": 705.38, "end": 710.6600000000001, "text": " turn up durability as well okay see now we're"}, {"start": 710.66, "end": 724.1, "text": " relining the experience okay that's good hold on pussy mode I love having"}, {"start": 724.1, "end": 734.78, "text": " encumberings I fucking love it pussy all right dude teach their own bro that's"}, {"start": 734.78, "end": 746.42, "text": " where you're going to draw the line on skill. Zero friction. Enjoy your buddy. I am a friction"}, {"start": 746.42, "end": 757.62, "text": " and joyer when the friction isn't some artificial trash. Okay. There's a there's a difference."}, {"start": 757.62, "end": 764.02, "text": " Okay. Friction and gaming is fucking. Yeah, dude, that was more like sandpaper."}, {"start": 764.02, "end": 765.78, "text": " The friction needs to make sense."}, {"start": 765.78, "end": 771.02, "text": " The friction needs to be not a fucking time-waster mechanic."}, {"start": 771.02, "end": 777.6999999999999, "text": " Fill my bags in World of Warcraft because it's fucking online."}, {"start": 777.6999999999999, "end": 786.06, "text": " In the single-player universe, dude, getting encumbrance is so fucking shit."}, {"start": 786.06, "end": 787.06, "text": " It's just not it."}, {"start": 787.06, "end": 788.9, "text": " It doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 788.9, "end": 792.66, "text": " In the single-player world it feels like a waste of,"}, {"start": 793.54, "end": 797.02, "text": " it's just like a mechanic there that feels like"}, {"start": 798.4599999999999, "end": 802.4599999999999, "text": " to extend the time of the completion."}, {"start": 804.06, "end": 806.6999999999999, "text": " The online, you don't feel it as much."}, {"start": 806.6999999999999, "end": 808.1, "text": " Say what fucking Tarkov?"}, {"start": 808.1, "end": 809.5799999999999, "text": " Bro, we've had this discussion"}, {"start": 809.5799999999999, "end": 812.9399999999999, "text": " and clearly the fucking game RPG you guys love"}, {"start": 812.9399999999999, "end": 815.54, "text": " built the fucking mechanic in, all right?"}, {"start": 815.54, "end": 816.66, "text": " I wonder why."}, {"start": 818.9, "end": 820.9, "text": " Say with durability."}, {"start": 820.9, "end": 822.9, "text": " That's amazing."}, {"start": 822.9, "end": 828.9, "text": " I actually don't remember the witcher having durability. I don't remember that being a problem."}, {"start": 828.9, "end": 830.9, "text": " That I don't remember."}, {"start": 834.9, "end": 838.9, "text": " No weight makes games too easy."}, {"start": 838.9, "end": 845.9, "text": " Bro, that's a very specific mechanic and weight and encumbrance are different mechanics."}, {"start": 845.9, "end": 850.38, "text": " Yeah, I don't remember this is the sword break that part. I don't really remember"}, {"start": 852.6999999999999, "end": 854.62, "text": " It does but it's very minor. Um"}, {"start": 857.66, "end": 864.6999999999999, "text": " Yeah, if anything, hmm, I gotta see I I don't I don't know if I'm I'm if I'm willing to lock in"}, {"start": 865.34, "end": 868.9399999999999, "text": " To a playthrough you could say all the side content is good"}, {"start": 868.9399999999999, "end": 871.1, "text": " But what if I played this as a linear game?"}, {"start": 871.1, "end": 876.46, "text": " and only did the main story, even though I know there's a lot of good sidequests."}, {"start": 876.46, "end": 888.14, "text": " But maybe I need to be on a direct path to then encourage me to veer off the path."}, {"start": 888.14, "end": 899.74, "text": " I don't know though. I would maybe play it like that. I wouldn't even say it's speedrunning."}, {"start": 899.74, "end": 901.74, "text": " It's more..."}, {"start": 902.54, "end": 907.7, "text": " Bro, there's only a handful of games where I give a fuck enough to go do the side quests."}, {"start": 912.66, "end": 920.14, "text": " But this would be, um, mmm, Witcher's worth it. I know like the story and stuff, sure."}, {"start": 921.78, "end": 924.86, "text": " I'm not dying to experience the stories again."}, {"start": 924.86, "end": 931.64, "text": " I want to more be in the world of the Witcher and the combat. That's kind of it more so on the NPC dialogue"}, {"start": 931.64, "end": 936.16, "text": " And the stories I say as this does have good stories. I know I"}, {"start": 937.26, "end": 941.76, "text": " Want to just like play the game in the world, you know, I"}, {"start": 948.08, "end": 950.08, "text": " Don't know I don't know I don't know"}, {"start": 950.08, "end": 956.08, "text": " I'll try it though tomorrow. I'm in shit. Why not? It's a good time. Plus there's nothing really out."}, {"start": 961.08, "end": 970.08, "text": " I wouldn't say brain dead gameplay. I mean, if you want to, bro, if you really want to have a fucking conversation with an NPC."}, {"start": 971.08, "end": 974.08, "text": " Go for it, bro. That's where he's drawn the line."}, {"start": 974.08, "end": 981.64, "text": " drawing the line. I want to I want to I want to press the buttons. I want to like actually"}, {"start": 981.64, "end": 988.84, "text": " move my fingers and play the game more. That's what I want. I would actually like move the"}, {"start": 988.84, "end": 995.88, "text": " horse fucking move around the world of the game over just stick into a dialogue tree"}, {"start": 995.88, "end": 997.04, "text": " with an NPC."}, {"start": 1000.4, "end": 1004.66, "text": " What you want in a soul's like just kill bosses, not RPG."}, {"start": 1005.9, "end": 1007.92, "text": " Yeah, I probably would have enjoyed the Witcher"}, {"start": 1007.92, "end": 1009.18, "text": " if it was more,"}, {"start": 1013.84, "end": 1016.56, "text": " yeah, more solely like,"}, {"start": 1016.56, "end": 1019.24, "text": " but not really, even if it was more Onamusha."}, {"start": 1019.24, "end": 1021.68, "text": " Onamusha was actually a solid."}, {"start": 1021.6800000000001, "end": 1027.3200000000002, "text": " Obviously on a mosh is a little more is is an action RPG the scale"}, {"start": 1032.78, "end": 1039.4, "text": " Like the Witcher is a great game I like the universe I like Jeral I like the concept"}, {"start": 1039.8, "end": 1043.5600000000002, "text": " But sometimes I get lost on the full fucking"}, {"start": 1044.5800000000002, "end": 1050.88, "text": " Dialogue sequence of it all I get it some of you motherfuckers love that's the greatest part of the game"}, {"start": 1051.68, "end": 1057.16, "text": " I know there's at least one guy who agrees with me the witcher combat is awful"}, {"start": 1057.16, "end": 1060.68, "text": " I remember it wasn't that good, but they updated it with this patch"}, {"start": 1067.5600000000002, "end": 1070.44, "text": " Jarrul I fucking love Jarrul"}, {"start": 1074.6000000000001, "end": 1080.68, "text": " Combat music made me all to for buddy you better fucking load up the lily leaves"}, {"start": 1081.68, "end": 1086.68, "text": " Would you play a while if it was single player?"}, {"start": 1086.68, "end": 1091.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1091.68, "end": 1097.68, "text": " That's a weird, that's a weird concept. That's weird. That's weird."}, {"start": 1097.68, "end": 1099.68, "text": " Yes and no. Yes and no."}, {"start": 1099.68, "end": 1106.68, "text": " Wow is fun when you know that what you're doing has some sort of impact."}, {"start": 1106.68, "end": 1110.68, "text": " Yes, but the gameplay, you know, the"}, {"start": 1110.68, "end": 1116.88, "text": " The gameplay loop is just so nostalgic, so like I would, but no, I'm not that addicted."}, {"start": 1118.16, "end": 1121.16, "text": " Why was the social game?"}, {"start": 1123.5600000000002, "end": 1125.3600000000001, "text": " It has no impact."}, {"start": 1125.3600000000001, "end": 1128.16, "text": " Motherfucker, it does have impact."}, {"start": 1128.46, "end": 1131.8600000000001, "text": " What doesn't have impact is leveling the fucking beta character"}, {"start": 1131.8600000000001, "end": 1133.68, "text": " and spending all your time on fucking beta."}, {"start": 1133.68, "end": 1136.48, "text": " When you know it's all going to disappear, that has no impact."}, {"start": 1136.48, "end": 1147.52, "text": " impact on live when it's like actually every key click is going to matter because it's"}, {"start": 1147.52, "end": 1155.28, "text": " been forever you're playing while temporary right now you're playing while temporary okay"}, {"start": 1155.28, "end": 1165.6, "text": " I'm waiting for a while fucking forever if while made people running around as bots"}, {"start": 1165.6000000000001, "end": 1174.96, "text": " no one would notice. You know what? You're right, but it's more like the, that's not the case."}, {"start": 1175.8400000000001, "end": 1183.68, "text": " That's breaking the illusion. Then that breaks the illusion. You could do a wow offline,"}, {"start": 1184.3200000000002, "end": 1187.5200000000002, "text": " and then it just populates with a bunch of bots that look like players."}, {"start": 1189.7600000000002, "end": 1193.8400000000001, "text": " But like that's not the point. You psychologically know they're not bots and there's"}, {"start": 1193.84, "end": 1201.4399999999998, "text": " actual players so the world feels alive. Like no shit you can make it artificial but then"}, {"start": 1201.4399999999998, "end": 1217.8, "text": " when you know it's artificial it kills the magic to it."}, {"start": 1217.8, "end": 1221.68, "text": " You won't finish the main game, do blood and wine DLC."}, {"start": 1221.68, "end": 1224.1599999999999, "text": " I mean, does what applies tomorrow,"}, {"start": 1224.1599999999999, "end": 1226.8999999999999, "text": " it must apply to all the DLCs as well, right?"}, {"start": 1238.68, "end": 1241.08, "text": " All right, let me see here, what else is there?"}, {"start": 1242.8, "end": 1246.2, "text": " High chance in the forecast for the War Doggy Doggy."}, {"start": 1247.14, "end": 1253.3, "text": " What is this delta force, what are they doing unreal engine five warfare I"}, {"start": 1257.0, "end": 1259.0, "text": " Need to get a fob on that beacon"}, {"start": 1276.2, "end": 1279.0, "text": " If people still play the large warfare mode"}, {"start": 1296.52, "end": 1300.68, "text": " I think battlefield 6 actually is like still very fun to play"}, {"start": 1306.2, "end": 1313.2, "text": " This game, they tried and it was a solid attempt."}, {"start": 1313.2, "end": 1326.2, "text": " I'm pretty sure that their extraction mode is way more popular now anyways over this."}, {"start": 1356.2, "end": 1361.2, "text": " See this is one of their new maps? Oh shit."}, {"start": 1364.2, "end": 1367.2, "text": " What the fuck? Is that a tsunami?"}, {"start": 1367.2, "end": 1383.98, "text": " Yeah, that's what we wanted in Levolution. That's what we were talking about with the"}, {"start": 1383.98, "end": 1392.32, "text": " scale. They removed it in the newest battlefield. We want like a Levolution-ass finisher. Yeah,"}, {"start": 1392.32, "end": 1393.98, "text": " That'd be fuckin' scary, man."}, {"start": 1400.98, "end": 1402.48, "text": " That'd be scary as shit."}, {"start": 1403.74, "end": 1405.6799999999998, "text": " That was actually pretty cool."}, {"start": 1407.7, "end": 1408.54, "text": " That was pretty cool."}, {"start": 1408.54, "end": 1413.54, "text": " You know, the thing about Delta Force is they tried,"}, {"start": 1413.74, "end": 1417.3999999999999, "text": " but it never felt like true battlefield."}, {"start": 1417.3999999999999, "end": 1421.2, "text": " It was a super good attempt, but when you play it,"}, {"start": 1421.2, "end": 1427.6000000000001, "text": " can they miss the mark a bit on top of these servers are fucking dead you join and they have it so"}, {"start": 1427.6000000000001, "end": 1434.64, "text": " the bots have like actual player names and like ttv names and shit these devs are actually the first"}, {"start": 1434.64, "end": 1441.28, "text": " devs to enhance their bots to create the illusion you already know there's you're playing against"}, {"start": 1441.28, "end": 1447.6000000000001, "text": " bots they went with the double down instead of tagging as like ai they are just player named"}, {"start": 1447.6000000000001, "end": 1453.9, "text": " So this guy could just have a ttb tag so they try and building the illusion further"}, {"start": 1460.4800000000002, "end": 1462.3200000000002, "text": " Well, I don't know man"}, {"start": 1462.3200000000002, "end": 1468.2800000000002, "text": " This game they fucking tried not many people are gonna make a fucking 64 man shooter"}, {"start": 1468.88, "end": 1471.96, "text": " So and I don't know if any other ones announced"}, {"start": 1471.96, "end": 1479.96, "text": " It was a solid tent. This was cool though. Honestly, if this this was what this is what fucking battlefield should do"}, {"start": 1479.96, "end": 1487.96, "text": " they should go back to big ass level changing events or enters and stuff like the tornadoes was the where it was like"}, {"start": 1487.96, "end": 1494.96, "text": " the tornadoes were cool in 2042 they tried again and then they just kind of like stopped"}, {"start": 1494.96, "end": 1503.1200000000001, "text": " stopped. Battlefield 1 was sick with it. Battlefield 5 had it. Wait, did Battlefield 5 had it? Who had"}, {"start": 1503.1200000000001, "end": 1520.88, "text": " the Zeppelin? One? Yeah, man. Like that overarching objective or thing while you're DMing or playing"}, {"start": 1520.88, "end": 1532.8000000000002, "text": " conquest. Maybe the next battlefield will pipe it sketchy plumber simulator. Oh my God."}, {"start": 1535.2800000000002, "end": 1542.88, "text": " Okay, this is friend slop but you're all plumbers. They should they should they should certify the"}, {"start": 1542.88, "end": 1550.92, "text": " gameplay with like an HVAC school. Alright so it teaches you as well. So you friend"}, {"start": 1550.92, "end": 1554.2800000000002, "text": " slop, but you also gain a skill."}, {"start": 1554.28, "end": 1583.28, "text": " Yeah, I don't know why that was insanely loud."}, {"start": 1583.28, "end": 1610.76, "text": " It is cringe to call everything sloth, but this just falls into one of the OG sloths,"}, {"start": 1610.76, "end": 1612.06, "text": " which is friend slop."}, {"start": 1612.06, "end": 1613.54, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 1613.54, "end": 1614.46, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 1616.26, "end": 1617.26, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 1621.26, "end": 1623.54, "text": " This is just like one of the OG slops."}, {"start": 1623.54, "end": 1625.64, "text": " It's just one of the OG terminologies."}, {"start": 1627.62, "end": 1629.42, "text": " The word is awful."}, {"start": 1629.42, "end": 1630.54, "text": " It is, it is."}, {"start": 1630.54, "end": 1635.54, "text": " But dude, these games fall heavily under that category."}, {"start": 1635.58, "end": 1637.34, "text": " Like this, like it is."}, {"start": 1637.3400000000001, "end": 1657.3400000000001, "text": " They're built off of just like any concept with what like four players in mind."}, {"start": 1657.3400000000001, "end": 1664.3400000000001, "text": " You could say yo it's like yeah you know what it's when it's a genre hits like a trend chasers exactly."}, {"start": 1664.3400000000001, "end": 1667.5400000000002, "text": " This genre feels like a heavy trend chaser."}, {"start": 1669.42, "end": 1671.8600000000001, "text": " So it's like always on upcoming on Steam,"}, {"start": 1671.8600000000001, "end": 1673.0600000000002, "text": " there's like another one."}, {"start": 1674.1000000000001, "end": 1675.7400000000002, "text": " It's like, yeah."}, {"start": 1675.7400000000002, "end": 1678.7, "text": " I mean, sometimes the concepts are pretty interesting"}, {"start": 1678.7, "end": 1682.3000000000002, "text": " and like, you know, decently cool,"}, {"start": 1682.3000000000002, "end": 1685.2600000000002, "text": " but not all of them."}, {"start": 1687.9800000000002, "end": 1690.1000000000001, "text": " All right, apparently this game is insane."}, {"start": 1690.1000000000001, "end": 1692.0400000000002, "text": " I'm 50-50 on playing this."}, {"start": 1692.04, "end": 1696.84, "text": " I think heavily, I will probably try it when it drops."}, {"start": 1696.84, "end": 1698.2, "text": " When does it come out, by the way?"}, {"start": 1698.2, "end": 1699.44, "text": " Can you play it today?"}, {"start": 1701.32, "end": 1702.8, "text": " Ash, come on."}, {"start": 1705.36, "end": 1709.72, "text": " Yeah, just like the new wave was all the tidy games"}, {"start": 1709.72, "end": 1711.92, "text": " coming out where you just see everybody just doing that."}, {"start": 1711.92, "end": 1714.84, "text": " I mean, you can see the same with up in BAM survivors."}, {"start": 1714.84, "end": 1718.74, "text": " Today at 6 PM, I would try this tomorrow then."}, {"start": 1718.74, "end": 1726.98, "text": " It might be game of the year buddy if I'm playing here and even I am buddy how much you fucking relax I"}, {"start": 1732.78, "end": 1738.02, "text": " Don't know the Phantom who knows who knows that one's the last fucking nuke in the chamber"}, {"start": 1739.22, "end": 1744.92, "text": " Whoa this coming month whoa, we're already in October almost"}, {"start": 1748.74, "end": 1750.74, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 1778.74, "end": 1780.74, "text": " That's Joker 1."}, {"start": 1780.74, "end": 1782.74, "text": " Get you to a saturation attack."}, {"start": 1782.74, "end": 1784.74, "text": " Joker 1. Joker 1."}, {"start": 1784.74, "end": 1786.74, "text": " You're going to light a fire."}, {"start": 1786.74, "end": 1788.74, "text": " Land on your land now."}, {"start": 1788.74, "end": 1790.74, "text": " We're so far away."}, {"start": 1790.74, "end": 1792.74, "text": " It's your captain, Blaze."}, {"start": 1792.74, "end": 1794.74, "text": " Multiple contact detected."}, {"start": 1794.74, "end": 1796.74, "text": " Eliminate them."}, {"start": 1796.74, "end": 1798.74, "text": " All right, crew."}, {"start": 1798.74, "end": 1800.74, "text": " Armament behind on lead."}, {"start": 1800.74, "end": 1802.74, "text": " We've got a signal today."}, {"start": 1802.74, "end": 1804.74, "text": " All aircraft."}, {"start": 1804.74, "end": 1806.74, "text": " Armament Joker 1."}, {"start": 1806.74, "end": 1808.74, "text": " Brother"}, {"start": 1818.74, "end": 1822.86, "text": " I'll try yeah, the trailer was definitely, you know"}, {"start": 1826.86, "end": 1829.34, "text": " But whatever bro, let's see let's see"}, {"start": 1831.42, "end": 1833.42, "text": " Let's see"}, {"start": 1836.74, "end": 1844.74, "text": " When am I gonna play CS2 for the lulz?"}, {"start": 1844.74, "end": 1847.74, "text": " Motherfucker, I don't know, man!"}, {"start": 1847.74, "end": 1853.74, "text": " When the timing is right and it's not now."}, {"start": 1853.74, "end": 1861.74, "text": " Boring, crashing helis in war dogs now crash jets."}, {"start": 1861.74, "end": 1866.74, "text": " Motherfucker, I just happen to like aviation, okay asshole."}, {"start": 1869.74, "end": 1873.74, "text": " This fucking guy. So I'll go find that guy at Dressmaker stream."}, {"start": 1874.74, "end": 1877.74, "text": " Actually, you know what, and then Linkmate, cause I'm actually curious too."}, {"start": 1877.74, "end": 1879.74, "text": " Linkmate, when you find him one."}, {"start": 1883.74, "end": 1886.74, "text": " Yeah, it was actually, that game was actually pretty damn fucking good."}, {"start": 1886.74, "end": 1893.5, "text": " Fucking good. Yeah, they got to do they got to do like a tuxedo and soup or some shit DLC"}, {"start": 1896.22, "end": 1898.22, "text": " They probably can do that"}, {"start": 1899.9, "end": 1901.98, "text": " Pathogenic, yeah, that game was so good"}, {"start": 1906.7, "end": 1913.14, "text": " Yo, this game was fucking good I already beat this game brother I already have eradicated the motherfucker of his disease, okay?"}, {"start": 1913.14, "end": 1917.3400000000001, "text": " It took me 7.4 hours of surgery."}, {"start": 1917.3400000000001, "end": 1921.3400000000001, "text": " I did, bro."}, {"start": 1921.3400000000001, "end": 1928.8200000000002, "text": " The boss literally died, dude."}, {"start": 1928.8200000000002, "end": 1931.42, "text": " Do it again."}, {"start": 1931.42, "end": 1936.22, "text": " My build was fucking so good."}, {"start": 1936.22, "end": 1938.42, "text": " Transport Beaver 3 tomorrow."}, {"start": 1938.42, "end": 1939.42, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 1939.42, "end": 1941.9, "text": " Where's the, by the way, all right."}, {"start": 1941.9, "end": 1957.3400000000001, "text": " gameplay holy shit this fucking cube oh my god this gelatinous jello fuck"}, {"start": 1971.9, "end": 1973.9, "text": " Bro, he's just always there"}, {"start": 1975.42, "end": 1977.5, "text": " Are you kidding me? I think okay?"}, {"start": 1977.5, "end": 1984.94, "text": " I think he's added because they're gonna make merch and that's an easy fucking mold to make in the"}, {"start": 1986.18, "end": 1987.8200000000002, "text": " Manufacturing plants"}, {"start": 1987.8200000000002, "end": 1992.94, "text": " That's what I think. I think I swear to God. They're gonna give him a spin-off at this point"}, {"start": 1994.02, "end": 1999.26, "text": " He's good. They're gonna start and it's gonna be like a roguelike where you play the fucking Jello. Oh"}, {"start": 1999.94, "end": 2001.7800000000002, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 2001.78, "end": 2003.78, "text": " What is this Disney shit?"}, {"start": 2007.02, "end": 2014.5, "text": " He's gonna fucking morph into Mickey Mouse and then they're gonna do a whole fucking show or I don't even know I"}, {"start": 2018.1, "end": 2022.3799999999999, "text": " Can't I can't I don't even know like I don't I still hate the fucking cube I"}, {"start": 2022.38, "end": 2034.7600000000002, "text": " I cannot, maybe it's actually like Kratos and he's cursed or something."}, {"start": 2034.7600000000002, "end": 2035.7600000000002, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 2035.76, "end": 2065.44, "text": " I mean the boat looks cool, sure."}, {"start": 2065.44, "end": 2069.12, "text": " I already know he's going to be a character that you fight in the beginning of the game."}, {"start": 2069.62, "end": 2070.46, "text": " This is my assumption."}, {"start": 2070.66, "end": 2074.7400000000002, "text": " He damn, he's using this guy as a weapon."}, {"start": 2074.7400000000002, "end": 2075.54, "text": " That sucks."}, {"start": 2076.7000000000003, "end": 2080.3, "text": " Oh, it's the only thing you could pick up."}, {"start": 2080.88, "end": 2082.02, "text": " Cube skinned."}, {"start": 2083.9, "end": 2084.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2087.7400000000002, "end": 2089.02, "text": " All of yours."}, {"start": 2092.44, "end": 2093.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2093.7, "end": 2099.62, "text": " I think he you're gonna fight him and he's gonna escape and near the end of the game. You're gonna fight him again"}, {"start": 2100.5, "end": 2103.62, "text": " Maybe three bosses before the final boss"}, {"start": 2104.3399999999997, "end": 2106.66, "text": " I don't fucking know man. Okay, maybe"}, {"start": 2107.3799999999997, "end": 2109.3799999999997, "text": " Maybe"}, {"start": 2113.62, "end": 2115.62, "text": " Yeah, he's gonna like escape or he's gonna be like"}, {"start": 2116.8199999999997, "end": 2118.8199999999997, "text": " And then he'll be back"}, {"start": 2118.82, "end": 2126.46, "text": " I'm still gonna try it, brother. I'm still gonna play it. All right. It's God of War, man"}, {"start": 2128.82, "end": 2138.38, "text": " 40 minute gameplay of phantom blade putty. No fucking way am I watching that? It's it's coming out in like 20 days, brother"}, {"start": 2142.6600000000003, "end": 2146.6000000000004, "text": " You're all dumb anything but gameplay is irrelevant for God of War"}, {"start": 2148.82, "end": 2155.6600000000003, "text": " No, you can't. What do you mean, bro? What are you talking about? Did you not just play"}, {"start": 2155.6600000000003, "end": 2162.26, "text": " the, did you not just play the 2016? When did it come out God of War? The story was"}, {"start": 2162.26, "end": 2172.0, "text": " so good. The story was so fucking good. 2018. That was one of, like, the best parts of"}, {"start": 2172.0, "end": 2175.84, "text": " the game was average."}, {"start": 2176.76, "end": 2179.04, "text": " It was such a good store."}, {"start": 2179.04, "end": 2181.28, "text": " Dude, that shit was that was so good."}, {"start": 2181.52, "end": 2184.24, "text": " Everything about the game was good."}, {"start": 2187.44, "end": 2192.64, "text": " Story, gameplay, character, music, everything was."}, {"start": 2192.88, "end": 2193.88, "text": " Reveal."}, {"start": 2202.0, "end": 2223.08, "text": " nah. But this one definitely feels different for sure. You know, feels different for sure."}, {"start": 2223.08, "end": 2234.2, "text": " 2018 was great. Ragnarok was rushed, especially Asgard's section. Ragnarok was good. No, Ragnarok"}, {"start": 2234.2, "end": 2243.48, "text": " was really solid. It definitely felt like it was good."}, {"start": 2243.48, "end": 2260.12, "text": " It does fall into honestly if Ragnarok was deleted."}, {"start": 2260.12, "end": 2266.42, "text": " It doesn't matter if they never do a sequel for the game, it wouldn't have mattered."}, {"start": 2266.42, "end": 2268.88, "text": " You know how I feel about sequels."}, {"start": 2268.88, "end": 2271.2, "text": " You know how I feel about fucking sequels."}, {"start": 2271.2000000000003, "end": 2273.44, "text": " sequels IMO fucking suck balls."}, {"start": 2274.44, "end": 2278.1000000000004, "text": " Usually the first game is like, bro, that that was awesome."}, {"start": 2278.1400000000003, "end": 2281.88, "text": " That was full play done, finished, easy clap."}, {"start": 2286.5400000000004, "end": 2289.38, "text": " You really didn't need a Ragnarok."}, {"start": 2289.9800000000005, "end": 2291.88, "text": " You really didn't."}, {"start": 2291.88, "end": 2296.84, "text": " It was fun playing Kratos again, and it was more like a big ass DLC."}, {"start": 2297.7400000000002, "end": 2300.34, "text": " Looking back, like the story was cool,"}, {"start": 2300.34, "end": 2303.38, "text": " But it didn't expand so heavily where you're like, holy shit."}, {"start": 2305.3, "end": 2306.82, "text": " The villain was cool."}, {"start": 2306.82, "end": 2308.6800000000003, "text": " Sure, Zeus was cool."}, {"start": 2311.1800000000003, "end": 2313.02, "text": " There were good moments in the game."}, {"start": 2313.02, "end": 2314.1800000000003, "text": " Don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 2314.1800000000003, "end": 2316.08, "text": " Ragnarok had some cool fucking moments."}, {"start": 2317.04, "end": 2319.88, "text": " Zeus and Thor were cool."}, {"start": 2319.88, "end": 2322.78, "text": " Or Odin, Odin, not fucking Odin."}, {"start": 2326.88, "end": 2328.52, "text": " They were played very well."}, {"start": 2328.52, "end": 2329.78, "text": " The characters were good."}, {"start": 2329.78, "end": 2339.1800000000003, "text": " the fights were solid. But overall, I remember the ending of Ragnarok felt a little corny."}, {"start": 2339.1800000000003, "end": 2345.5800000000004, "text": " It felt like some avengers shit. Because it's like the beat it felt very I remember getting"}, {"start": 2345.5800000000004, "end": 2353.5, "text": " I remember feeling a little corniness at the end. It felt like the illusion lost itself."}, {"start": 2353.5, "end": 2357.88, "text": " It felt like you see like beasts in the background,"}, {"start": 2357.88, "end": 2361.26, "text": " just like fight, it felt like cinematic or choreographed."}, {"start": 2363.24, "end": 2365.28, "text": " Running through the final fight."}, {"start": 2368.46, "end": 2372.06, "text": " Entire game was corny, every character a comedian."}, {"start": 2372.94, "end": 2375.88, "text": " I actually don't fully remember the specifics."}, {"start": 2375.88, "end": 2379.32, "text": " I remember, oh yeah, when Brock died, oh yeah."}, {"start": 2379.32, "end": 2386.4, "text": " True ending was the funeral. I don't know, man. Overall, Raiden Rock, truly, if it didn't"}, {"start": 2386.4, "end": 2394.4, "text": " exist, I don't care. I don't think anything would have changed. 2018, God of War, absolute"}, {"start": 2394.4, "end": 2404.8, "text": " fucking stellar game. Biggest flaw is maybe they used too many fucking ogre fights. Fair"}, {"start": 2404.8, "end": 2413.04, "text": " criticism fair criticism agreed overall the game was so good that you don't notice it as much"}, {"start": 2414.0, "end": 2414.8, "text": " some people did"}, {"start": 2420.48, "end": 2426.4, "text": " but this ship brother oh it kind of is falling into the uh same with ragnarok"}, {"start": 2427.1200000000003, "end": 2433.2000000000003, "text": " i wonder if it's going to be kind of fielerish feeling like they're going to use the big god"}, {"start": 2433.2000000000003, "end": 2438.9600000000005, "text": " names and sure but it's not gonna I don't know if it's gonna fall under that category"}, {"start": 2447.1200000000003, "end": 2455.0400000000004, "text": " like it'll be a Ragnarok adjacent I'm not playing it for sure I have no interest oh really"}, {"start": 2463.2000000000003, "end": 2464.2000000000003, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2466.2000000000003, "end": 2467.0000000000005, "text": " what we had here?"}, {"start": 2467.0000000000005, "end": 2470.1000000000004, "text": " Um, that that was it."}, {"start": 2472.6000000000004, "end": 2478.7000000000003, "text": " Pretty much I on to I'm going to be I'm going to be trying out not now later."}, {"start": 2478.7000000000003, "end": 2481.7000000000003, "text": " I on to comes out on the 30th, I thought."}, {"start": 2482.1000000000004, "end": 2482.6000000000004, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2484.1000000000004, "end": 2484.7000000000003, "text": " I'll be time."}, {"start": 2484.7000000000003, "end": 2485.6000000000004, "text": " I'm going to try a bra."}, {"start": 2485.6000000000004, "end": 2485.9, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 2485.9, "end": 2487.2000000000003, "text": " I'm going to pop my suit and die."}, {"start": 2487.2000000000003, "end": 2487.5000000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2489.7000000000003, "end": 2490.5000000000005, "text": " We're going to be hitting it up."}, {"start": 2491.4, "end": 2492.1000000000004, "text": " We're going to see."}, {"start": 2493.2000000000003, "end": 2495.2000000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2497.36, "end": 2502.92, "text": " Totally forgot some of my clips get my short. Yeah, the shorts hit dude. There's shorts"}, {"start": 2503.9600000000005, "end": 2512.28, "text": " Listen, the short sometimes pulled millions of views. Okay. It's kind of nice. I forgot that I posted on Facebook sometimes"}, {"start": 2515.84, "end": 2519.4, "text": " Four million hits on this damn clip and I just realized bro"}, {"start": 2519.4, "end": 2530.1800000000003, "text": " So half of these people probably think this is like real footage."}, {"start": 2530.1800000000003, "end": 2532.56, "text": " You got to log into fucking Facebook dude."}, {"start": 2532.56, "end": 2536.32, "text": " Who has a Facebook account other than your grandma?"}, {"start": 2536.32, "end": 2537.32, "text": " Exactly what I mean."}, {"start": 2537.32, "end": 2538.32, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 2538.32, "end": 2540.32, "text": " I don't even know my login."}, {"start": 2540.32, "end": 2550.32, "text": " I did not see this, I just felt this shot."}, {"start": 2550.32, "end": 2553.32, "text": " There's no slider, okay."}, {"start": 2553.32, "end": 2555.32, "text": " Wow, how do you even use this?"}, {"start": 2555.32, "end": 2556.32, "text": " This is horrible."}, {"start": 2556.32, "end": 2562.32, "text": " Alright, it's fine man, we can always run him over."}, {"start": 2562.32, "end": 2564.32, "text": " There's no fullscreen."}, {"start": 2564.32, "end": 2566.32, "text": " I did not see this move."}, {"start": 2566.32, "end": 2572.44, "text": " Oh, I just felt this shot was by me. Let's go find him. I bet he's in this building, bro"}, {"start": 2572.44, "end": 2574.44, "text": " I bet he's in here sniping like a"}, {"start": 2575.84, "end": 2577.84, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 2577.96, "end": 2581.1200000000003, "text": " Clips hit bro, they're kind of cringy when I watch them"}, {"start": 2581.1200000000003, "end": 2585.0800000000004, "text": " I'm like who the fuck watches this but then I'm like, bro people probably think this is real footage"}, {"start": 2585.48, "end": 2592.92, "text": " But it's just Arma and it's Facebook reels who the fuck watches Facebook reels, but apparently that many people"}, {"start": 2593.76, "end": 2595.56, "text": " that hits"}, {"start": 2595.56, "end": 2598.7599999999998, "text": " Sure, I can't the log in to check the comments"}, {"start": 2600.52, "end": 2607.12, "text": " Bots maybe man, I don't think the answer to everything is bots. I think there's a lot of scrollers"}, {"start": 2608.16, "end": 2610.16, "text": " It could be bots"}, {"start": 2614.16, "end": 2616.82, "text": " 50% on Facebook it is"}, {"start": 2616.82, "end": 2625.46, "text": " is. Chat truly, there is some memeage with the bots, but like truly, sometimes the memeage"}, {"start": 2625.46, "end": 2634.46, "text": " in the chat goes too far where it gets the idiocy. Unless I'm completely fucking wrong."}, {"start": 2634.46, "end": 2640.54, "text": " Sure the dead internet theory, but it's still a fucking theory, brother. Come on. Your memory"}, {"start": 2640.54, "end": 2644.1400000000003, "text": " is bad. What do you mean you really think when you I'm not, brother, this isn't like"}, {"start": 2644.14, "end": 2652.66, "text": " the only one I've hit a couple of million on. Okay. I'm just saying. Is it truly IG and Facebook"}, {"start": 2652.66, "end": 2660.18, "text": " share shorts? Oh, do that. Well, I've gotten the same one like TikTok, but like truly there's"}, {"start": 2660.18, "end": 2672.9, "text": " got to be a lot of it is legitimate. It must be. I get the bots you hear about it and"}, {"start": 2672.9, "end": 2676.2400000000002, "text": " Yes, yes, but like I don't know man"}, {"start": 2679.26, "end": 2682.1600000000003, "text": " Yes, and no like yes and no"}, {"start": 2687.8, "end": 2693.34, "text": " Okay motherfucker then why don't okay that means okay, you know what that means I made great bot content"}, {"start": 2693.34, "end": 2698.82, "text": " Okay, that's what I see. Where's your fucking million like bot content you fucking new?"}, {"start": 2698.82, "end": 2715.06, "text": " dude bro so fucking shit at content even the fucking robot doesn't even want to watch"}, {"start": 2715.06, "end": 2726.1000000000004, "text": " even the fucking bot filters it come on dude the bot literally prefilters your fucking"}, {"start": 2726.1, "end": 2734.38, "text": " trash brother at least I got the box watching okay they're gonna be yo okay"}, {"start": 2734.38, "end": 2738.22, "text": " I'd rather be known by the box okay at least if eventually they're gonna take"}, {"start": 2738.22, "end": 2741.42, "text": " over okay at least I like wait a minute before they fucking shoot they're gonna"}, {"start": 2741.42, "end": 2745.86, "text": " be like wait a minute and remember the clip that they watched because they"}, {"start": 2745.86, "end": 2751.02, "text": " have forever memory okay AI is crazy and they're back like wait I remember"}, {"start": 2751.02, "end": 2752.02, "text": " He's funny."}, {"start": 2752.02, "end": 2755.02, "text": " Take him."}, {"start": 2755.02, "end": 2756.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2756.86, "end": 2760.1, "text": " This is content prep."}, {"start": 2760.1, "end": 2763.5, "text": " This is doomsday prep."}, {"start": 2763.5, "end": 2765.18, "text": " Where's your fucking content?"}, {"start": 2765.18, "end": 2768.06, "text": " You're already filtered."}, {"start": 2768.06, "end": 2770.82, "text": " At least the motherfuckers trained off my shit."}, {"start": 2770.82, "end": 2774.02, "text": " That means they remember."}, {"start": 2774.02, "end": 2777.9, "text": " They have no training on your shit."}, {"start": 2777.9, "end": 2778.9, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 2778.9, "end": 2784.9, "text": " said it's uh that I'm that's doubling down on if the dead internet theory is true"}, {"start": 2788.6600000000003, "end": 2792.26, "text": " because if you believe in the dead internet theory that means you believe in all this AI"}, {"start": 2792.26, "end": 2799.46, "text": " shit and then the robots etc etc okay there ain't no way you believe in that but then"}, {"start": 2799.46, "end": 2801.46, "text": " that you don't believe in all the other stuff that comes with it."}, {"start": 2813.7, "end": 2815.54, "text": " Bop brothers."}, {"start": 2818.54, "end": 2821.14, "text": " All right. This is how you do it. You type one, if you're a bot."}, {"start": 2821.14, "end": 2837.3399999999997, "text": " Okay, type one if you're a bot and you're in America, but it's not going to work, man."}, {"start": 2837.3399999999997, "end": 2838.94, "text": " It's not going to work."}, {"start": 2838.94, "end": 2843.62, "text": " Just keep breaking it down further and further."}, {"start": 2843.62, "end": 2850.98, "text": " Wait, Anansu, what permissions do you need?"}, {"start": 2850.98, "end": 2851.98, "text": " What do you need, man?"}, {"start": 2851.98, "end": 2854.6, "text": " I got the chat spamming shit, so I don't know."}, {"start": 2854.6, "end": 2858.1, "text": " I'm just stalling until the unavoidable war dogs, okay?"}, {"start": 2858.1, "end": 2859.42, "text": " You don't understand, brother."}, {"start": 2859.42, "end": 2866.9, "text": " There's a lot of different ways of doing things, and then the money go up."}, {"start": 2866.9, "end": 2875.5, "text": " Even if it's artificial, I did."}, {"start": 2875.5, "end": 2879.06, "text": " I did some trucking last night and delivered some pallets."}, {"start": 2880.96, "end": 2883.94, "text": " Money go down, I'm a little up, I'm a little up."}, {"start": 2885.32, "end": 2888.3, "text": " On 7TV, give him editor."}, {"start": 2888.3, "end": 2890.34, "text": " Do I have to log into 7TV?"}, {"start": 2891.78, "end": 2893.62, "text": " You can log into 7TV."}, {"start": 2898.06, "end": 2899.66, "text": " Sign in via Twitch."}, {"start": 2901.98, "end": 2903.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2903.08, "end": 2907.08, "text": " Now how do I do this?"}, {"start": 2907.08, "end": 2910.08, "text": " Settings."}, {"start": 2910.08, "end": 2912.08, "text": " Editors."}, {"start": 2912.08, "end": 2914.08, "text": " Oh, I see it. Add."}, {"start": 2914.08, "end": 2919.08, "text": " Are you just an answer straight up? Oh yeah, okay. It ties in."}, {"start": 2919.08, "end": 2926.08, "text": " What do I give you an answer?"}, {"start": 2926.08, "end": 2935.0, "text": " It's not even October. Why is it Halloween emotes already buddy? Have you been to a fucking store these motherfuckers set out pumpkins and"}, {"start": 2935.72, "end": 2937.72, "text": " Get they prep you"}, {"start": 2938.52, "end": 2943.5, "text": " They prep you and already have a section for Halloween in fucking like"}, {"start": 2944.2799999999997, "end": 2946.2799999999997, "text": " March, okay"}, {"start": 2947.7599999999998, "end": 2952.88, "text": " They preemptively put one tower of Halloween like it's coming"}, {"start": 2952.88, "end": 2962.88, "text": " They prep your ass for this, not March, okay, maybe like August, even July."}, {"start": 2962.88, "end": 2969.88, "text": " We're in the week of October now, Matt, we waited."}, {"start": 2969.88, "end": 2972.88, "text": " Wait, Anansu, what do I give you?"}, {"start": 2972.88, "end": 2977.88, "text": " Is it edit for emotes?"}, {"start": 2977.88, "end": 2986.88, "text": " Yeah, but there's different sections of editors. I'm going to just give you emote set manage, not admin."}, {"start": 2986.88, "end": 2989.88, "text": " Just editor."}, {"start": 2989.88, "end": 3001.88, "text": " Super admin if you're going to work with bio super admin."}, {"start": 3001.88, "end": 3014.52, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 3014.52, "end": 3022.42, "text": " I made you admin of emotes and emotesets."}, {"start": 3022.42, "end": 3025.2200000000003, "text": " Manage personal emoteset."}, {"start": 3025.2200000000003, "end": 3026.2200000000003, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 3026.2200000000003, "end": 3031.84, "text": " I basically gave you super admin."}, {"start": 3031.84, "end": 3033.84, "text": " basically super admin."}, {"start": 3045.1600000000003, "end": 3053.1600000000003, "text": " Alright, so tomorrow I'll check out a little Ace Combat maybe just to see if it's really that good."}, {"start": 3053.1600000000003, "end": 3060.1600000000003, "text": " I don't, the only thing about Ace Combat, I don't know if it's kind of like Persona where Persona gets really good reviews."}, {"start": 3060.16, "end": 3066.04, "text": " But you also not every Joe Schmoes giving persona a fucking 10"}, {"start": 3067.12, "end": 3072.68, "text": " You know, I don't know if ace combats gameplay style. They've made so many"}, {"start": 3072.68, "end": 3075.72, "text": " I don't know if it hits like an area of"}, {"start": 3076.68, "end": 3078.8399999999997, "text": " You need to enjoy that gameplay style"}, {"start": 3080.3199999999997, "end": 3086.16, "text": " Yeah, but it's not just jets. It's jets. It's arcadey jet with like a weed fusion"}, {"start": 3090.16, "end": 3108.16, "text": " It's not we it's not bro. It has Japanese storytelling tropes kind of like it's not we but it has that Japanese storytelling flavor. It's Bondi Namco. Sometimes they kind of"}, {"start": 3108.16, "end": 3120.08, "text": " they kind of it changes it up a bit. So some people like it or not. So I don't know if it"}, {"start": 3120.08, "end": 3128.08, "text": " follows that same shit. Ignite men. Oh yeah, this game was fucking awesome. This had great fire."}, {"start": 3128.08, "end": 3136.08, "text": " When does this come out? Oh, this comes out October 1st. This demo was actually cool."}, {"start": 3136.08, "end": 3143.08, "text": " Mainly because of the fire effect with the smoke."}, {"start": 3143.08, "end": 3149.08, "text": " Yeah, this game was actually great, dude."}, {"start": 3149.08, "end": 3152.08, "text": " Uh, we playing anything today."}, {"start": 3152.08, "end": 3160.08, "text": " Motherfucker, I'm about to load up."}, {"start": 3160.08, "end": 3167.08, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3167.08, "end": 3168.7999999999997, "text": " Transport fever three comes out."}, {"start": 3168.7999999999997, "end": 3173.56, "text": " I'm just making sure we touched all the, you know, crossed all the T's and dotted all"}, {"start": 3173.56, "end": 3178.08, "text": " the I's."}, {"start": 3178.08, "end": 3180.7599999999998, "text": " I still judge anybody who plays these games."}, {"start": 3180.7599999999998, "end": 3182.3199999999997, "text": " I mean, this one, fine."}, {"start": 3182.3199999999997, "end": 3183.6, "text": " What do you do here?"}, {"start": 3183.6, "end": 3188.16, "text": " No fucking way are these the same devs."}, {"start": 3188.16, "end": 3190.04, "text": " That's hilarious."}, {"start": 3190.04, "end": 3205.04, "text": " Same day, two fucking dinosaur ass museum tidy up games drop, it's like these guys were making it and they're like, bro, some other asshole is making a similar game."}, {"start": 3207.04, "end": 3209.04, "text": " We got to release it before them."}, {"start": 3211.04, "end": 3212.04, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 3212.04, "end": 3226.04, "text": " Wait, they're both priced the same. What is the lore here? This is unusual. Wait, hold"}, {"start": 3226.04, "end": 3238.68, "text": " on. Why are they priced the same as well? Is this like an all out 1v1? It's very rare"}, {"start": 3238.6800000000003, "end": 3243.1600000000003, "text": " You see such a close 1v1. What the fuck? Dude."}, {"start": 3245.7200000000003, "end": 3249.1600000000003, "text": " Yo, Dino Bones is shitting on them in reviews."}, {"start": 3249.16, "end": 3271.18, "text": " Okay, yeah, this tidy up game isn't bad because you see the bones of different dinosaurs not"}, {"start": 3271.18, "end": 3274.7, "text": " here's a bunch of fucking cans on the ground pick them up"}, {"start": 3274.7000000000003, "end": 3285.0200000000004, "text": " Okay, there's a little more, okay?"}, {"start": 3285.0200000000004, "end": 3286.0200000000004, "text": " This is more interesting."}, {"start": 3286.0200000000004, "end": 3287.0200000000004, "text": " You see the anatomy."}, {"start": 3287.02, "end": 3310.02, "text": " see the anatomy. Oh my god, I thought I was gonna knock the whole thing down."}, {"start": 3310.02, "end": 3314.02, "text": " You know what, why not?"}, {"start": 3314.02, "end": 3315.02, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 3315.02, "end": 3316.02, "text": " It doesn't look bad."}, {"start": 3316.02, "end": 3317.52, "text": " I swear there's other games like this."}, {"start": 3317.52, "end": 3321.9, "text": " I swear there's another Dino game I played on Sub-Sunday, but sure."}, {"start": 3321.9, "end": 3324.74, "text": " This comes out when tidying shit up is in."}, {"start": 3324.74, "end": 3327.98, "text": " The one I played, that's when anyone was like, who the fuck wants to play a game"}, {"start": 3327.98, "end": 3330.82, "text": " where you tidy shit?"}, {"start": 3330.82, "end": 3334.56, "text": " Just, you made it at the wrong time."}, {"start": 3334.56, "end": 3336.9, "text": " You wouldn't be asking that today."}, {"start": 3336.9, "end": 3344.34, "text": " sure okay that one that trailer kind of looked decent"}, {"start": 3351.58, "end": 3361.7400000000002, "text": " who plays the game where you design dresses I did yesterday what are you"}, {"start": 3361.7400000000002, "end": 3364.42, "text": " Sandra what are you saying that's actually not weird"}, {"start": 3374.5400000000004, "end": 3377.4, "text": " Right off the bat I already see why the other one is better"}, {"start": 3391.7400000000002, "end": 3396.9, "text": " Yeah, this is just like a bunch of random shit."}, {"start": 3396.9, "end": 3398.5000000000005, "text": " The other one was concise."}, {"start": 3398.5000000000005, "end": 3400.7400000000002, "text": " It felt like you were making..."}, {"start": 3400.7400000000002, "end": 3408.1000000000004, "text": " Wait, are the menus the same?"}, {"start": 3408.1000000000004, "end": 3416.82, "text": " Maybe there was dev internal drama and they decided to go in two different directions."}, {"start": 3416.82, "end": 3417.82, "text": " I don't know the lore."}, {"start": 3422.6200000000003, "end": 3425.42, "text": " This guy wanted more shit on the ground."}, {"start": 3426.52, "end": 3431.1200000000003, "text": " And the other guy was like, no, bro, let's just make it only about fucking dinosaurs."}, {"start": 3431.92, "end": 3436.52, "text": " And this guy's like, no, I want to fucking break shit on the ground and rebuild everything."}, {"start": 3436.52, "end": 3447.52, "text": " of this one I would play to I see why it has"}, {"start": 3447.52, "end": 3453.52, "text": " what seems to be more players it has a better less fucking"}, {"start": 3453.52, "end": 3463.52, "text": " ridiculous presentation"}, {"start": 3463.52, "end": 3465.52, "text": " Presentation"}, {"start": 3466.7599999999998, "end": 3469.64, "text": " Who buys these is the real question"}, {"start": 3477.84, "end": 3483.3, "text": " This fucking guy he's applying his oh I'm a gun ball and gun player"}, {"start": 3483.32, "end": 3485.8, "text": " I'm a fucking ball and gun player"}, {"start": 3485.8, "end": 3491.84, "text": " How can anyone play something that isn't with a ball or a gun I cannot wrap my head around shit"}, {"start": 3491.84, "end": 3499.1000000000004, "text": " You know what you remind me of the motherfucker who's like who wants to watch someone play video games? That's what you remind me of"}, {"start": 3500.84, "end": 3502.84, "text": " Look where the fuck we are now"}, {"start": 3502.92, "end": 3507.56, "text": " Guess what there's shit that is unimaginable that people enjoy and"}, {"start": 3507.96, "end": 3515.56, "text": " Once you get past the concept in your head as to why and just realize it exists things make a lot more sense"}, {"start": 3518.02, "end": 3520.02, "text": " When you get stuck on the why"}, {"start": 3520.02, "end": 3528.78, "text": " That's when you're fucking stalling you just have to accept that it exists and then it's like, okay"}, {"start": 3535.46, "end": 3539.3, "text": " Says you yeah that answers that guy's question"}, {"start": 3539.3, "end": 3549.3, "text": " Why the fuck does anyone buy anything?"}, {"start": 3549.3, "end": 3551.3, "text": " Alright boys, you know what?"}, {"start": 3551.3, "end": 3552.3, "text": " True."}, {"start": 3552.3, "end": 3553.3, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3553.3, "end": 3557.3, "text": " But you know what?"}, {"start": 3557.3, "end": 3559.3, "text": " Before you can answer that question you need money."}, {"start": 3559.3, "end": 3561.3, "text": " And you know where you make some money?"}, {"start": 3561.3, "end": 3563.3, "text": " This game."}, {"start": 3563.3, "end": 3565.3, "text": " While losing copious amounts"}, {"start": 3576.02, "end": 3582.1400000000003, "text": " I'm out see you chat this fucking guy acted like anyone saw that shit. Fuck you"}, {"start": 3585.0600000000004, "end": 3590.32, "text": " I'm up to you guys this fucking guy. I was the only one who saw it"}, {"start": 3590.32, "end": 3595.32, "text": " So let me take your ass out instead."}, {"start": 3595.32, "end": 3597.8, "text": " That's fucking guy."}, {"start": 3597.8, "end": 3601.0800000000004, "text": " Like he's bros with the chat."}, {"start": 3601.0800000000004, "end": 3602.2400000000002, "text": " See ya guys."}, {"start": 3602.2400000000002, "end": 3603.2400000000002, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 3603.2400000000002, "end": 3608.0800000000004, "text": " Now I'll see your ass out, man."}, {"start": 3608.0800000000004, "end": 3615.2000000000003, "text": " Oh my fucking go him, okay?"}, {"start": 3615.2000000000003, "end": 3619.0, "text": " I'm kidding man, I'm kidding."}, {"start": 3619.0, "end": 3620.22, "text": " No, I'm not. Fuck you, Ben."}, {"start": 3620.72, "end": 3621.6, "text": " Piece of shit."}, {"start": 3624.7, "end": 3625.8, "text": " Why can't I hear anything?"}, {"start": 3625.8, "end": 3626.8, "text": " Heh heh heh."}, {"start": 3628.86, "end": 3630.06, "text": " I'm actually banned."}, {"start": 3634.78, "end": 3636.06, "text": " Chat, don't worry!"}, {"start": 3636.4, "end": 3638.14, "text": " Don't worry, he's going through the pipeline."}, {"start": 3638.14, "end": 3641.6, "text": " He needs to find the needle in the haystack, and then he gets unbanned."}, {"start": 3641.6, "end": 3642.94, "text": " Or he has to play..."}, {"start": 3643.6, "end": 3646.5, "text": " He has to peel a thousand potatoes in that one simulator."}, {"start": 3646.5, "end": 3648.16, "text": " He has avenues. He has pi-"}, {"start": 3648.16, "end": 3650.16, "text": " There's pipelines to get unbanned."}, {"start": 3668.16, "end": 3670.16, "text": " Make him farm WoW Gold."}, {"start": 3670.16, "end": 3680.16, "text": " Holy shit, it is serverless."}, {"start": 3680.16, "end": 3683.16, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 3683.16, "end": 3686.16, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3686.16, "end": 3690.16, "text": " I fucking love warm bugs."}, {"start": 3690.16, "end": 3694.16, "text": " I fucking love warm bugs."}, {"start": 3694.16, "end": 3699.16, "text": " I fucking love this shit."}, {"start": 3699.16, "end": 3700.16, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 3702.66, "end": 3704.66, "text": " I love war bombs."}, {"start": 3715.16, "end": 3716.16, "text": " No one loves it apparently."}, {"start": 3717.16, "end": 3719.16, "text": " Alright, first things first."}, {"start": 3720.66, "end": 3722.66, "text": " I'm just gonna fly until I blow up."}, {"start": 3723.16, "end": 3723.66, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 3727.66, "end": 3728.66, "text": " This is what I'm doing."}, {"start": 3729.16, "end": 3738.92, "text": " Today's goal is to at least drop one C4 filled crate onto the enemy."}, {"start": 3738.92, "end": 3743.16, "text": " I gotta do it once."}, {"start": 3743.16, "end": 3747.62, "text": " And also building a fob on top of this moat stack."}, {"start": 3747.62, "end": 3750.24, "text": " And also maybe being a medic."}, {"start": 3750.24, "end": 3755.52, "text": " And then maybe actually shooting people in the hot zone."}, {"start": 3755.52, "end": 3758.52, "text": " I haven't really done that. That's actually the least thing I've done in this game."}, {"start": 3758.52, "end": 3761.52, "text": " Actually go to the hot zone and kill people."}, {"start": 3762.52, "end": 3766.52, "text": " I played that. That's probably the least thing I've done in this game."}, {"start": 3767.52, "end": 3769.52, "text": " You showed the server."}, {"start": 3769.52, "end": 3773.52, "text": " It's okay, bro. None of you played this game."}, {"start": 3774.52, "end": 3776.52, "text": " Don't worry about it."}, {"start": 3785.52, "end": 3790.04, "text": " Bruh, no one's here."}, {"start": 3790.04, "end": 3791.96, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 3791.96, "end": 3793.84, "text": " Maybe this is a good time to do it."}, {"start": 3793.84, "end": 3794.84, "text": " Unless he's..."}, {"start": 3794.84, "end": 3799.64, "text": " Ah, yeah, one sec."}, {"start": 3799.64, "end": 3800.64, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 3800.64, "end": 3805.2, "text": " This is early in the game."}, {"start": 3805.2, "end": 3809.72, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 3809.72, "end": 3811.88, "text": " This is early in the game."}, {"start": 3811.88, "end": 3815.48, "text": " Oh, now here comes everybody fucking died, apparently."}, {"start": 3815.48, "end": 3817.48, "text": " Apparently, I was setting up."}, {"start": 3818.48, "end": 3820.48, "text": " Apparently, everybody died."}, {"start": 3821.48, "end": 3826.48, "text": " I saw the new thing people do is they have crates and sell people guns."}, {"start": 3827.48, "end": 3831.48, "text": " I've seen that shit. I was wondering why there are a bunch of crates in spawn."}, {"start": 3832.48, "end": 3834.48, "text": " That's what these motherfuckers do."}, {"start": 3835.48, "end": 3840.48, "text": " They put their high level guns in the crates and then sell them for a profit to low levels."}, {"start": 3840.48, "end": 3845.48, "text": " I mean, yeah."}, {"start": 3845.48, "end": 3847.48, "text": " Alright, whatever."}, {"start": 3847.48, "end": 3849.48, "text": " It looks like we're going."}, {"start": 3849.48, "end": 3851.48, "text": " Ah, fuck this crate."}, {"start": 3851.48, "end": 3852.48, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 3852.48, "end": 3854.48, "text": " I'll come back."}, {"start": 3854.48, "end": 3857.48, "text": " They did that in the beta with bandages?"}, {"start": 3857.48, "end": 3859.48, "text": " Yeah, but who needs bandages?"}, {"start": 3859.48, "end": 3862.48, "text": " It's for people who have unlocked a high level gear."}, {"start": 3865.48, "end": 3868.48, "text": " Is this- yeah, is this corruption?"}, {"start": 3868.48, "end": 3875.72, "text": " It's always interesting to see how these games evolve."}, {"start": 3875.72, "end": 3878.42, "text": " I'm not really sure about that though."}, {"start": 3878.42, "end": 3883.0, "text": " It's kinda like, interesting that people are doing that?"}, {"start": 3883.0, "end": 3885.0, "text": " Does it fuck with the game overall?"}, {"start": 3885.0, "end": 3887.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3887.0, "end": 3893.8, "text": " I mean, it kinda looks like a low level player to spend their money in preview a weapon,"}, {"start": 3893.8, "end": 3896.56, "text": " and then..."}, {"start": 3896.56, "end": 3898.2400000000002, "text": " I don't see it as a downside."}, {"start": 3898.2400000000002, "end": 3901.84, "text": " It's kind of cool. It is kind of cool. It is part of the sandbox."}, {"start": 3901.84, "end": 3905.84, "text": " A low-level gets to use a high-level weapon and can pay for it."}, {"start": 3907.84, "end": 3908.6400000000003, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 3908.6400000000003, "end": 3909.84, "text": " Hey, where do you guys want to go?"}, {"start": 3913.84, "end": 3915.0400000000004, "text": " Pazzo? Right here?"}, {"start": 3919.0400000000004, "end": 3921.44, "text": " Oh, God. How do you fly? It's been a day."}, {"start": 3921.44, "end": 3932.06, "text": " This guy already has his, okay, this guy already has his little bird."}, {"start": 3932.06, "end": 3933.06, "text": " Right out the gate."}, {"start": 3933.06, "end": 3939.36, "text": " What am I going to make my first million?"}, {"start": 3939.36, "end": 3946.6, "text": " Honestly, if I didn't spend any money and just kept going in, if I played recon, transported,"}, {"start": 3946.6, "end": 3951.2000000000003, "text": " no, no transport, because there's too much AA."}, {"start": 3951.2000000000003, "end": 3953.4600000000005, "text": " I could make a million if I didn't spend money."}, {"start": 3953.4600000000005, "end": 3960.4, "text": " I would just go in unarmed or with shit $400 loadouts and loot other players and just slowly kill."}, {"start": 3961.76, "end": 3965.4800000000005, "text": " So it's all money coming in instead of trying to first come out of..."}, {"start": 3967.0400000000004, "end": 3969.0400000000004, "text": " uh, the cost of the heli."}, {"start": 3969.4800000000005, "end": 3974.6400000000003, "text": " You could fuck a cop up, but if I really gave a shit, I would, but this is more fun to do."}, {"start": 3976.5800000000004, "end": 3980.4800000000005, "text": " I was literally doing that yesterday. You make so much money doing that."}, {"start": 3981.2000000000003, "end": 3987.2000000000003, "text": " It was still increments of like 30 to 50k lives."}, {"start": 3987.2000000000003, "end": 4000.2000000000003, "text": " But like this is not as much optimal- I could optimize it if I really wanted to."}, {"start": 4000.2000000000003, "end": 4006.2000000000003, "text": " I could do a road to million, but then I would have to do only infantry gameplay of sp- uh, just playing infantry."}, {"start": 4006.2000000000003, "end": 4010.7200000000003, "text": " Which I could I just don't feel like that's not fun at the moment"}, {"start": 4015.0000000000005, "end": 4019.2400000000002, "text": " You're looking like you were thinking about it. Hey, you coming in or no"}, {"start": 4027.6000000000004, "end": 4032.5800000000004, "text": " No snake god damn it, bro, you are a master stream sniper"}, {"start": 4032.58, "end": 4036.38, "text": " This guy's always in my fucking games."}, {"start": 4036.38, "end": 4041.38, "text": " As long as you're not a fuck on the other team, I don't give a shit."}, {"start": 4052.38, "end": 4056.38, "text": " I want to see this C4 while there's soldiers to transport."}, {"start": 4056.38, "end": 4058.38, "text": " How we doing boys?"}, {"start": 4062.58, "end": 4064.98, "text": " I know we got one in-game millionaire in here."}, {"start": 4065.48, "end": 4067.98, "text": " I know some of you guys are owning."}, {"start": 4080.58, "end": 4081.38, "text": " Brace!"}, {"start": 4092.58, "end": 4096.42, "text": " Fuck me, man."}, {"start": 4096.42, "end": 4100.94, "text": " I don't know how I did it recover that, I fucked up."}, {"start": 4100.94, "end": 4105.46, "text": " Alright, one more chopper, that one didn't count."}, {"start": 4105.46, "end": 4107.0599999999995, "text": " That one didn't count."}, {"start": 4107.0599999999995, "end": 4109.5199999999995, "text": " Thank you, quick."}, {"start": 4109.5199999999995, "end": 4116.38, "text": " I know what I did wrong."}, {"start": 4116.38, "end": 4117.86, "text": " Actually no, actually no what?"}, {"start": 4117.86, "end": 4119.86, "text": " I'm gonna do the seapors."}, {"start": 4131.86, "end": 4136.86, "text": " Yo, there's a- Yo, being a tramp- Being a flyer does not make that much money."}, {"start": 4136.86, "end": 4140.86, "text": " You're at the mercy of fucking people dying. Your team dying."}, {"start": 4140.86, "end": 4143.86, "text": " And then no one wants to pick up the crates."}, {"start": 4143.86, "end": 4145.86, "text": " You don't make a lot of money doing this."}, {"start": 4147.86, "end": 4153.7, "text": " The consistency to your your you're at the mercy of your teammates dying"}, {"start": 4155.5, "end": 4157.5, "text": " And then it takes a while"}, {"start": 4159.299999999999, "end": 4161.78, "text": " You're not always in a full six of six"}, {"start": 4166.139999999999, "end": 4169.7, "text": " It's still fun to fly and move the troops around though. Oh"}, {"start": 4172.139999999999, "end": 4174.139999999999, "text": " Let me see"}, {"start": 4174.14, "end": 4177.54, "text": " Let's see if this is enough."}, {"start": 4177.54, "end": 4181.5, "text": " Dude, pallets aren't work- you can't do a pallet."}, {"start": 4181.5, "end": 4185.740000000001, "text": " No one opens these crates."}, {"start": 4185.740000000001, "end": 4191.5, "text": " It's very rare you see a player actually give a fuck to open these crates."}, {"start": 4191.5, "end": 4198.34, "text": " Most of these players don't even build the fob."}, {"start": 4198.34, "end": 4205.7, "text": " server blue looks like they're doing something like I said they should make it"}, {"start": 4205.7, "end": 4213.1, "text": " so the little bird can have mini-palates then people will open them"}, {"start": 4213.1, "end": 4224.1, "text": " No, cuz bro, chat."}, {"start": 4224.1, "end": 4226.1, "text": " Just fucking..."}, {"start": 4226.1, "end": 4227.1, "text": " Some people fuckers!"}, {"start": 4227.1, "end": 4233.1, "text": " What do you even say?"}, {"start": 4233.1, "end": 4246.42, "text": " Gotta drop crates of ammo, bandages, nades and stuff to the front line."}, {"start": 4246.42, "end": 4253.660000000001, "text": " Yes and no."}, {"start": 4253.660000000001, "end": 4258.58, "text": " I feel it seems kinda rare where someone's popping off so hard that they need a player"}, {"start": 4258.58, "end": 4266.82, "text": " usually dies before they need a resupply. Maybe like a box of nades or something if they're"}, {"start": 4266.82, "end": 4274.38, "text": " like fucking popping off for like 20 minutes straight. I play a lot of blue. There's just"}, {"start": 4274.38, "end": 4279.26, "text": " a lot more death before they run out of supplies. So you would just be spending so much money"}, {"start": 4279.26, "end": 4285.58, "text": " and then luck with them not interacting with the crate. And then you just burning"}, {"start": 4285.58, "end": 4293.0599999999995, "text": " money on the supplies even bandages yell the players don't give a fuck that much"}, {"start": 4293.0599999999995, "end": 4302.2, "text": " to open the crates yes there's too much yes or wrong the player barely builds a"}, {"start": 4302.2, "end": 4311.1, "text": " file you need one guy usually and it's usually one guy who's the builder"}, {"start": 4311.1, "end": 4315.900000000001, "text": " everybody else wants to just go shoot in the hot zone"}, {"start": 4315.900000000001, "end": 4321.620000000001, "text": " all right hold up oh fuck I might die here I don't know if this is gonna work"}, {"start": 4324.860000000001, "end": 4328.3, "text": " I dropped him off"}, {"start": 4328.3, "end": 4330.3, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4333.88, "end": 4336.74, "text": " Dude that blew nothing up what?"}, {"start": 4339.4800000000005, "end": 4344.400000000001, "text": " Yo, that was like directly on their base I had to do it fast"}, {"start": 4346.66, "end": 4351.74, "text": " You miss by a mile I couldn't even whip my camera around I was it was right at the AA"}, {"start": 4358.3, "end": 4363.42, "text": " All right, one more time, one more time."}, {"start": 4363.42, "end": 4364.42, "text": " Was I too far away?"}, {"start": 4364.42, "end": 4374.42, "text": " I don't know where the crates dropped, it looked like I was near it."}, {"start": 4374.42, "end": 4393.42, "text": " Let me try again."}, {"start": 4393.42, "end": 4396.42, "text": " I am playing the game."}, {"start": 4396.42, "end": 4403.42, "text": " Brother, desiccous, if you want to watch someone do that, go ahead."}, {"start": 4403.42, "end": 4412.42, "text": " That's fucking guy."}, {"start": 4412.42, "end": 4425.82, "text": " Alright, let's see here."}, {"start": 4425.82, "end": 4432.9800000000005, "text": " One more time."}, {"start": 4432.9800000000005, "end": 4434.9800000000005, "text": " Let's see here..."}, {"start": 4441.3, "end": 4445.8, "text": " I'm not sure what color that dude's team was on. Sorry about that, I'll pull..."}, {"start": 4448.96, "end": 4454.200000000001, "text": " Yeah, this guy just wants fucking vanilla-ass, shooty-shooty, and another shooty-shooty game."}, {"start": 4455.240000000001, "end": 4461.080000000001, "text": " Let's not try doing some sandbox-interesting stuff. Let's just go back to the basic bread and butter."}, {"start": 4461.08, "end": 4464.08, "text": " Absolute brain dead monkey."}, {"start": 4469.08, "end": 4473.08, "text": " Let's go do what we do with every shooter since the Donna fucking FPS."}, {"start": 4473.08, "end": 4477.08, "text": " Deviate from it, you're not playing it correctly."}, {"start": 4491.08, "end": 4503.08, "text": " Let's see it."}, {"start": 4503.08, "end": 4509.68, "text": " Yeah, they should do a game called War Monkeys."}, {"start": 4509.68, "end": 4510.68, "text": " They should do that."}, {"start": 4510.68, "end": 4511.68, "text": " Actually, they already did."}, {"start": 4511.68, "end": 4514.68, "text": " It was a solid ass game, actually."}, {"start": 4514.68, "end": 4525.88, "text": " I think Ape War was it? That was actually a good shooter."}, {"start": 4525.88, "end": 4543.4800000000005, "text": " All right, mother truth."}, {"start": 4543.4800000000005, "end": 4548.08, "text": " Kamikaze with C4."}, {"start": 4548.08, "end": 4554.4400000000005, "text": " If I could find their APC or whatever their spawner is, let me see how to do this."}, {"start": 4554.4400000000005, "end": 4557.4400000000005, "text": " There's a lot of moving parts."}, {"start": 4560.4400000000005, "end": 4562.4400000000005, "text": " Alright, let me see, let me see."}, {"start": 4563.4400000000005, "end": 4567.4400000000005, "text": " Oh shit, minus 25k? No."}, {"start": 4568.4400000000005, "end": 4571.4400000000005, "text": " Hold on, hold on, ease it in."}, {"start": 4572.4400000000005, "end": 4574.4400000000005, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 4574.4400000000005, "end": 4576.4400000000005, "text": " Someone needs to spot it on the map."}, {"start": 4576.4400000000005, "end": 4578.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, that's for a red space."}, {"start": 4579.4400000000005, "end": 4580.4400000000005, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 4584.4400000000005, "end": 4598.120000000001, "text": " Yeah, these guys don't even have a base here."}, {"start": 4598.120000000001, "end": 4602.120000000001, "text": " There's AAM that's a fly across."}, {"start": 4602.120000000001, "end": 4609.72, "text": " I'm going to avoid."}, {"start": 4609.72, "end": 4614.6, "text": " Come on man, just give me one."}, {"start": 4614.6, "end": 4620.8, "text": " I need this."}, {"start": 4620.8, "end": 4632.320000000001, "text": " Alright, red."}, {"start": 4632.32, "end": 4635.4, "text": " There's one blue guy doing Recon here."}, {"start": 4640.599999999999, "end": 4644.259999999999, "text": " Alright, we're gonna just clock these down."}, {"start": 4648.759999999999, "end": 4650.92, "text": " Hey, yo, Amazon delivery boys."}, {"start": 4652.96, "end": 4653.799999999999, "text": " Amazon."}, {"start": 4657.679999999999, "end": 4658.5199999999995, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4662.32, "end": 4668.32, "text": " How are you fucking kidding me one guy vehicle destroyed?"}, {"start": 4670.32, "end": 4672.32, "text": " Yeah, what the fuck dude?"}, {"start": 4673.32, "end": 4675.32, "text": " How did that not destroy his mortar?"}, {"start": 4676.32, "end": 4677.32, "text": " Unless it did."}, {"start": 4678.32, "end": 4679.32, "text": " Oh yeah it did!"}, {"start": 4680.32, "end": 4681.32, "text": " It did. It did."}, {"start": 4682.32, "end": 4683.32, "text": " The mortar's gone."}, {"start": 4685.32, "end": 4686.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4687.32, "end": 4689.32, "text": " That was not worth the hat money investment."}, {"start": 4689.32, "end": 4696.16, "text": " investment. But it was worth it. It launches way outside. I know the right one, I don't"}, {"start": 4696.16, "end": 4704.5199999999995, "text": " know where it went. The left one actually landed on the mortar. If you could do that on, see,"}, {"start": 4704.5199999999995, "end": 4709.719999999999, "text": " doing that on artillery, if they had an artillery take outside, you could do that. Like, wait,"}, {"start": 4709.72, "end": 4711.72, "text": " Is that artillery? That sound?"}, {"start": 4713.52, "end": 4715.52, "text": " Oh, that's our guy though."}, {"start": 4718.52, "end": 4721.52, "text": " I'll try one more time, but hmm..."}, {"start": 4721.52, "end": 4725.52, "text": " If the enemy doesn't have good built-out bases, the..."}, {"start": 4726.52, "end": 4728.52, "text": " The targets are kind of potato."}, {"start": 4734.22, "end": 4738.22, "text": " I saw you can do this on a fob and get like 15k."}, {"start": 4739.72, "end": 4749.72, "text": " Or I drop in with IEDs and try to blow up their bays."}, {"start": 4749.72, "end": 4762.0, "text": " I'm not sure how many I can carry on me though."}, {"start": 4762.0, "end": 4764.0, "text": " Yeah how big is an IED in this shit?"}, {"start": 4764.0, "end": 4767.0, "text": " I know, doesn't it go on your third slot, specialist?"}, {"start": 4774.74, "end": 4776.38, "text": " BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"}, {"start": 4781.06, "end": 4783.38, "text": " Alright, we're gonna do 9 C4 on this."}, {"start": 4784.78, "end": 4785.28, "text": " What up bruh-"}, {"start": 4785.28, "end": 4785.78, "text": " Da!"}, {"start": 4787.08, "end": 4788.6, "text": " Hotshots delivery!"}, {"start": 4789.16, "end": 4790.32, "text": " For the red team!"}, {"start": 4790.72, "end": 4791.52, "text": " Hotshots!"}, {"start": 4791.52, "end": 4795.52, "text": " Very hot sauce, very hot."}, {"start": 4795.52, "end": 4799.52, "text": " How did that just happen?"}, {"start": 4799.52, "end": 4801.52, "text": " Wait, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 4801.52, "end": 4803.52, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 4803.52, "end": 4805.52, "text": " It was too hot, too hot."}, {"start": 4805.52, "end": 4807.52, "text": " Very hot sauce."}, {"start": 4807.52, "end": 4809.52, "text": " Very heavy, heavy sauce."}, {"start": 4813.52, "end": 4815.52, "text": " Alright, heavy sauce."}, {"start": 4815.52, "end": 4817.52, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 4821.52, "end": 4831.84, "text": " Oh my god, there's a C4 limit."}, {"start": 4831.84, "end": 4835.160000000001, "text": " Okay, yo, I thought someone shot it or something."}, {"start": 4835.160000000001, "end": 4840.040000000001, "text": " Okay, you cannot put that many C4, or is it too heavy?"}, {"start": 4840.040000000001, "end": 4846.240000000001, "text": " Two, three, put an item in it."}, {"start": 4846.24, "end": 4857.44, "text": " Can I just split this?"}, {"start": 4857.44, "end": 4873.36, "text": " It says split stack control flies, um, okay bro we got this, believe, oh yeah this flight"}, {"start": 4873.36, "end": 4889.12, "text": " is offline. Sorry. Yeah, what the fuck? Where's my C4? What? Wait, my detonator isn't even"}, {"start": 4889.12, "end": 4897.28, "text": " getting into my hand. What the fuck? Oh, maybe it like bugged or something weird. Okay, we are"}, {"start": 4897.28, "end": 4901.5199999999995, "text": " done with that. Who said put an item inside? Motherfucker acting like he knew what he was"}, {"start": 4901.52, "end": 4908.240000000001, "text": " talking about. I was fully confident that was gonna work when you said that. All right."}, {"start": 4911.360000000001, "end": 4919.76, "text": " Two, three, four, five, six. You know what? I already have some, so might as well do two."}, {"start": 4920.56, "end": 4925.84, "text": " So I can do double drops. But next time I'll bring one and not have that many C4."}, {"start": 4925.84, "end": 4943.56, "text": " Yeah, well hopefully a sniper doesn't shoot my crate. Holy shit. I didn't think about that. This is actually oh my god I"}, {"start": 4945.8, "end": 4951.02, "text": " Feel like Batman at the end. I'm moving the nuke out of the city"}, {"start": 4955.84, "end": 4964.68, "text": " He'll blow himself up, I bet."}, {"start": 4964.68, "end": 4971.82, "text": " I've had two successful deliveries, but one actual."}, {"start": 4971.82, "end": 4979.8, "text": " I can't lurk and see if the enemy team has artillery."}, {"start": 4979.8, "end": 4982.72, "text": " And then if I can drop this on the tank..."}, {"start": 4982.72, "end": 4984.72, "text": " Whoa, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 4988.2, "end": 4988.7, "text": " Boo!"}, {"start": 5005.240000000001, "end": 5005.740000000001, "text": " Dead."}, {"start": 5012.72, "end": 5020.240000000001, "text": " Why are you waiting for it? Because sometimes I maneuver too heavily and then I have to dodge while adjusting my fucking little bird."}, {"start": 5021.6, "end": 5024.08, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy."}, {"start": 5024.96, "end": 5028.320000000001, "text": " Ho, ho, ho, ho, dude, come on, I need this."}, {"start": 5029.04, "end": 5031.76, "text": " Brother, where are you? Shoot again, bitch, shoot again."}, {"start": 5032.64, "end": 5034.0, "text": " One more, one more."}, {"start": 5038.400000000001, "end": 5040.0, "text": " Okay, interesting."}, {"start": 5042.72, "end": 5045.72, "text": " One more for the pinpoint."}, {"start": 5045.72, "end": 5048.72, "text": " No, that's not him."}, {"start": 5048.72, "end": 5051.72, "text": " If that was really good, I'd drop it on the road and blow it up right there."}, {"start": 5058.72, "end": 5060.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5064.72, "end": 5066.72, "text": " Dude, he's in the trees!"}, {"start": 5066.72, "end": 5068.72, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 5068.72, "end": 5080.56, "text": " please please please gaben bless this shit please brother please"}, {"start": 5080.56, "end": 5082.96, "text": " I did it! I did it! Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 5099.240000000001, "end": 5100.68, "text": " Oh you fucking..."}, {"start": 5108.280000000001, "end": 5109.96, "text": " Oh my god I'm alive! What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5110.56, "end": 5113.56, "text": " Yeah, what? Okay."}, {"start": 5113.56, "end": 5128.56, "text": " What, dude? How? How did that ju- I did not fucking throttle up. How did that- dude, how?"}, {"start": 5128.56, "end": 5136.56, "text": " Still no profit? You know what? There's another one. I just heard another artillery."}, {"start": 5136.56, "end": 5145.04, "text": " it was 14 grand so if I did that first I would have been up six grand that was"}, {"start": 5145.04, "end": 5153.320000000001, "text": " after three that was after six C4 crates I was at negative 14k"}, {"start": 5153.32, "end": 5167.08, "text": " I think it's a friendly guy."}, {"start": 5167.08, "end": 5169.799999999999, "text": " I think it's some friendly guy just trolling."}, {"start": 5169.799999999999, "end": 5177.679999999999, "text": " Or there's some guy with a bunch of AA in a truck somewhere."}, {"start": 5177.679999999999, "end": 5181.96, "text": " You can't fly it higher because I think it breaks on impact."}, {"start": 5181.96, "end": 5184.4, "text": " I think the first crate blew up on impact."}, {"start": 5184.4, "end": 5185.24, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 5185.24, "end": 5186.08, "text": " Or he shot it."}, {"start": 5186.08, "end": 5186.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5193.58, "end": 5195.08, "text": " Good thing I brought two boxes."}, {"start": 5201.24, "end": 5206.72, "text": " All right, if I'm successful with this one, it's plus 14k."}, {"start": 5206.72, "end": 5207.52, "text": " Come on, brother."}, {"start": 5207.52, "end": 5210.4, "text": " Someone's got to farm the whales."}, {"start": 5210.400000000001, "end": 5213.400000000001, "text": " I've been on artillery track is like a hundred grand to spawn."}, {"start": 5214.400000000001, "end": 5216.400000000001, "text": " Why else would you get that much money on kill?"}, {"start": 5218.400000000001, "end": 5221.400000000001, "text": " How much time until the... oh I have time. Nice."}, {"start": 5222.400000000001, "end": 5226.400000000001, "text": " 8k?! Get the fuck out of here! 8k for that piece of shit?!"}, {"start": 5227.400000000001, "end": 5228.400000000001, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 5230.400000000001, "end": 5233.400000000001, "text": " No way. Yo, bro, this is off-limit, sorry man."}, {"start": 5235.400000000001, "end": 5236.400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5240.400000000001, "end": 5246.160000000001, "text": " What? That's balance? Yeah, really? Isn't it a mobile mortar?"}, {"start": 5248.240000000001, "end": 5254.920000000001, "text": " That sounds amazing. I bet you can camp off the map and order anywhere on the map"}, {"start": 5258.040000000001, "end": 5260.040000000001, "text": " What's the downside it's slow?"}, {"start": 5260.04, "end": 5269.86, "text": " the little bird cost 6k yeah and that has a fucking unlimited range shell that"}, {"start": 5269.86, "end": 5282.0, "text": " can impact anything it only cost like 9k well they're probably limited I guess"}, {"start": 5282.0, "end": 5293.04, "text": " you could get a stinger right and kill it for 14k as well and stinger's like 5k"}, {"start": 5298.64, "end": 5300.16, "text": " hold on shit"}, {"start": 5303.68, "end": 5306.4, "text": " oh okay as soon as you get out of the pilot seat"}, {"start": 5306.400000000001, "end": 5312.360000000001, "text": " I just got to see if he knows up"}, {"start": 5322.200000000001, "end": 5325.68, "text": " Oh, did I should deliver some shit to that fucker"}, {"start": 5329.84, "end": 5334.620000000001, "text": " He built the whole base on our side"}, {"start": 5336.400000000001, "end": 5344.400000000001, "text": " That's funny. I think that guy's doing that thing called fun."}, {"start": 5344.400000000001, "end": 5358.400000000001, "text": " Oh! One more, one more, one more, one more. One more, one more. One more! One more! One"}, {"start": 5359.160000000001, "end": 5361.160000000001, "text": " One more beach"}, {"start": 5364.3, "end": 5371.68, "text": " No more buddy wait wait is that I think that little bird just took him out"}, {"start": 5373.88, "end": 5375.88, "text": " There's a guy attacking I"}, {"start": 5378.000000000001, "end": 5383.1, "text": " Don't know if that's the off opposing team it could be because there's a fire in the trees"}, {"start": 5384.620000000001, "end": 5387.460000000001, "text": " Bitch you better not take him I killed this is my meat"}, {"start": 5388.400000000001, "end": 5403.280000000001, "text": " these are my targets I can drop this he is not shooting anymore the other thing"}, {"start": 5403.280000000001, "end": 5406.960000000001, "text": " would be setting the crate up on the road and seeing if somebody stops and"}, {"start": 5406.96, "end": 5422.36, "text": " then I blow it up. This looks like the main road. But they probably just drive by it,"}, {"start": 5422.36, "end": 5431.839999999999, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 5431.839999999999, "end": 5434.839999999999, "text": " Fine green artillery?"}, {"start": 5434.839999999999, "end": 5444.24, "text": " Dude, the other arty I think I blew up."}, {"start": 5444.24, "end": 5447.5599999999995, "text": " He hasn't shot."}, {"start": 5447.56, "end": 5449.56, "text": " I think that little bird killed him."}, {"start": 5455.72, "end": 5458.6, "text": " That sound, is that, is that our tiller?"}, {"start": 5458.6, "end": 5459.200000000001, "text": " That sound?"}, {"start": 5466.080000000001, "end": 5467.400000000001, "text": " Right there, that little sound."}, {"start": 5467.400000000001, "end": 5468.200000000001, "text": " Is that our tiller?"}, {"start": 5472.320000000001, "end": 5473.8, "text": " There's like a distant shot."}, {"start": 5477.56, "end": 5490.76, "text": " right there right there green arty is in kill feed"}, {"start": 5500.68, "end": 5506.92, "text": " chill brother chill where you at man"}, {"start": 5507.56, "end": 5508.76, "text": " I gotta be close."}, {"start": 5512.660000000001, "end": 5514.06, "text": " Probably over on this side."}, {"start": 5519.96, "end": 5521.26, "text": " Come on, bro!"}, {"start": 5525.96, "end": 5529.360000000001, "text": " If you're at 54 points, you must have one guy artillery."}, {"start": 5530.360000000001, "end": 5531.06, "text": " One guy."}, {"start": 5534.660000000001, "end": 5535.76, "text": " One guy, one guy."}, {"start": 5537.56, "end": 5547.56, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 5547.56, "end": 5553.72, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5553.72, "end": 5560.320000000001, "text": " Do I drop it off of the tower?"}, {"start": 5560.320000000001, "end": 5561.320000000001, "text": " Wait right there?"}, {"start": 5561.320000000001, "end": 5564.320000000001, "text": " Was that it?"}, {"start": 5564.32, "end": 5580.04, "text": " Where are you at one more one more"}, {"start": 5580.04, "end": 5595.34, "text": " one more one more fucker one more"}, {"start": 5595.34, "end": 5603.86, "text": " delivery with your name at it"}, {"start": 5603.86, "end": 5610.86, "text": " was I don't think so"}, {"start": 5610.86, "end": 5613.54, "text": " a little bit of a express"}, {"start": 5613.54, "end": 5614.54, "text": " be more"}, {"start": 5614.54, "end": 5621.54, "text": " be more"}, {"start": 5627.339999999999, "end": 5630.46, "text": " you guys are tripping that sound was not fucking artillery"}, {"start": 5630.46, "end": 5632.46, "text": " This guy's the slowest fucking arty!"}, {"start": 5634.54, "end": 5635.66, "text": " I don't think so, man."}, {"start": 5636.36, "end": 5637.1, "text": " It's close."}, {"start": 5638.76, "end": 5639.26, "text": " You can..."}, {"start": 5639.66, "end": 5641.26, "text": " What is the range of an artillery?"}, {"start": 5646.16, "end": 5648.36, "text": " You're telling me he can be here and shell..."}, {"start": 5648.86, "end": 5649.56, "text": " the circle?"}, {"start": 5654.06, "end": 5654.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5660.46, "end": 5669.46, "text": " The other guy was a lot closer."}, {"start": 5669.46, "end": 5676.46, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 5676.46, "end": 5682.46, "text": " Nah, I'm dropping this off."}, {"start": 5682.46, "end": 5683.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5683.46, "end": 5690.94, "text": " I'm dropping this off, oh wait"}, {"start": 5693.62, "end": 5698.46, "text": " Do you know? Do you know? I see him, I see him, I see him"}, {"start": 5702.22, "end": 5705.42, "text": " I think I see him Oh"}, {"start": 5713.46, "end": 5718.7, "text": " I don't know if he knows bro, why are you what are you doing?"}, {"start": 5731.34, "end": 5733.34, "text": " There's no way"}, {"start": 5739.18, "end": 5741.18, "text": " What a fuck man"}, {"start": 5743.46, "end": 5749.58, "text": " No way he must there's no way"}, {"start": 5752.46, "end": 5754.46, "text": " Maybe he's repositioning"}, {"start": 5755.1, "end": 5758.66, "text": " Boys I got fuel I got fuel I will make it back to base maybe"}, {"start": 5759.42, "end": 5761.74, "text": " Let me copy of myself hold on I"}, {"start": 5763.42, "end": 5768.5, "text": " See him I bet he's repositioning let him set up and shoot so he feels safe"}, {"start": 5768.5, "end": 5784.02, "text": " There's a high chance I failed this, so let me lower the percentage of fail."}, {"start": 5784.02, "end": 5786.02, "text": " I see him still. I see him."}, {"start": 5802.02, "end": 5803.02, "text": " Buddy!"}, {"start": 5803.72, "end": 5805.72, "text": " Fucking shoot your shit!"}, {"start": 5814.02, "end": 5827.3, "text": " I'm not going to kamikaze."}, {"start": 5827.3, "end": 5829.46, "text": " I'm getting back home."}, {"start": 5829.46, "end": 5843.700000000001, "text": " This ain't a one-way mission."}, {"start": 5843.7, "end": 5846.88, "text": " I'm judging this guy right now. I'm judging him. Why isn't he shot yet?"}, {"start": 5848.58, "end": 5850.58, "text": " I'm judging this piece of shit"}, {"start": 5859.98, "end": 5865.179999999999, "text": " Worst mortarer he could be out of ammo. No, I"}, {"start": 5866.38, "end": 5870.12, "text": " See him dude. He's all the way down there. Is he ammo?"}, {"start": 5870.12, "end": 5876.94, "text": " Why is he repositioning so heavy? He's going in a weird direction."}, {"start": 5876.94, "end": 5884.18, "text": " He's going into that trail line over on the left side."}, {"start": 5884.18, "end": 5901.62, "text": " Yeah, but the mortar is very loud."}, {"start": 5901.62, "end": 5905.0599999999995, "text": " He should be, I think it might be hard to kind of hear."}, {"start": 5916.46, "end": 5919.74, "text": " Flyby C4 is very hard to aim and drop the crates."}, {"start": 5919.74, "end": 5920.7, "text": " I'm gonna miss."}, {"start": 5927.3, "end": 5928.94, "text": " Shit, I actually lost him."}, {"start": 5931.62, "end": 5936.62, "text": " Oh wait, oh my god, he's right there. Holy shit, he's right in front of me."}, {"start": 5943.62, "end": 5946.62, "text": " Buddy, stop fucking moving, asshole."}, {"start": 5947.62, "end": 5949.62, "text": " Park your shit, bitch!"}, {"start": 5961.62, "end": 5987.14, "text": " Yo, this fucking guy."}, {"start": 5987.14, "end": 5989.0599999999995, "text": " What are you doing, fuck guy?"}, {"start": 5989.06, "end": 5994.3, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 5994.3, "end": 5998.740000000001, "text": " You would think the guy in the artillery isn't an idiot."}, {"start": 5998.740000000001, "end": 6000.740000000001, "text": " I don't think he hears me."}, {"start": 6019.06, "end": 6027.740000000001, "text": " I don't know if I can drop from this height if I turn I"}, {"start": 6031.14, "end": 6033.14, "text": " See my fuel bra I see it"}, {"start": 6033.14, "end": 6043.14, "text": " That was actually of Arma."}, {"start": 6043.14, "end": 6057.3, "text": " Yeah, who's gonna ride out of fuel first?"}, {"start": 6057.3, "end": 6061.62, "text": " You're telling me through the loud ass interior, he hears a little bird above him?"}, {"start": 6069.860000000001, "end": 6071.54, "text": " You know, yesterday people were like,"}, {"start": 6071.54, "end": 6073.9400000000005, "text": " Ah, it's so loud, he can't hear it."}, {"start": 6073.9400000000005, "end": 6087.620000000001, "text": " Alright, yeah, this guy, I'm about to, I don't think it's even worth dropping it on him"}, {"start": 6087.620000000001, "end": 6089.4400000000005, "text": " because I'm gonna miss."}, {"start": 6089.4400000000005, "end": 6093.620000000001, "text": " I might just go drop this off and kill somebody."}, {"start": 6093.620000000001, "end": 6096.02, "text": " Alright, attempt two."}, {"start": 6096.02, "end": 6102.02, "text": " Dude, I'm gonna fail."}, {"start": 6102.02, "end": 6128.92, "text": " I tried. Hey, yo, fuel guy, what the fuck are you? Yeah, I felt like that looked like"}, {"start": 6128.92, "end": 6130.92, "text": " I think it was maybe gonna hit."}, {"start": 6140.92, "end": 6142.92, "text": " I was kinda late on switching seats."}, {"start": 6145.92, "end": 6147.92, "text": " Fuck, man."}, {"start": 6147.92, "end": 6149.92, "text": " Yeah, most of these bucks are- have no idea."}, {"start": 6149.92, "end": 6150.92, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6150.92, "end": 6151.92, "text": " I would-"}, {"start": 6152.92, "end": 6154.92, "text": " Guy in the mortar."}, {"start": 6155.92, "end": 6157.92, "text": " Were you avoiding the little bird?"}, {"start": 6158.92, "end": 6163.4800000000005, "text": " I need to know. Was he just oblivious? Or was he actually trying to avoid it?"}, {"start": 6165.32, "end": 6167.88, "text": " Thank you, man. That's enough. You need a ride? You need a ride?"}, {"start": 6171.8, "end": 6174.84, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 6174.84, "end": 6194.84, "text": " What little bird? I don't know. The guy in Planet Anal named Aspanki was the mortar guy."}, {"start": 6204.84, "end": 6208.28, "text": " God damn it, man."}, {"start": 6208.28, "end": 6212.16, "text": " Yeah, the other dude was just shooting his fucking mortars, oblivious?"}, {"start": 6212.16, "end": 6215.400000000001, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 6215.400000000001, "end": 6221.64, "text": " I could do it one more time, but that was kind of sash."}, {"start": 6221.64, "end": 6222.64, "text": " Who knows?"}, {"start": 6222.64, "end": 6227.64, "text": " Maybe the other dude re-spawned and he bought another one."}, {"start": 6227.64, "end": 6240.400000000001, "text": " Yeah artillery."}, {"start": 6240.400000000001, "end": 6244.280000000001, "text": " I could also drop it off and kill that guy who keeps locking on to me."}, {"start": 6244.280000000001, "end": 6252.4400000000005, "text": " I could give him some, yeah I could, it would destroy his bob too."}, {"start": 6252.4400000000005, "end": 6254.84, "text": " Let's give him some crates."}, {"start": 6254.84, "end": 6258.52, "text": " Assuming he didn't build a machine gun thingy."}, {"start": 6260.4800000000005, "end": 6262.72, "text": " Heavy assumption on that, I don't know if you did."}, {"start": 6262.72, "end": 6263.56, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 6265.24, "end": 6267.88, "text": " I don't know if he did this."}, {"start": 6272.88, "end": 6274.56, "text": " All right, we'll do a tranfor."}, {"start": 6274.56, "end": 6276.84, "text": " Hey, um, oh, whoops."}, {"start": 6276.84, "end": 6280.2, "text": " Internet score, why would you want to be sought off?"}, {"start": 6281.96, "end": 6283.68, "text": " Boop boop, boop boop."}, {"start": 6284.84, "end": 6295.84, "text": " Hey yo bro, we gotta go kill a guy who's aiming at all our planes."}, {"start": 6295.84, "end": 6299.400000000001, "text": " He's up, he's near us, fuck me."}, {"start": 6299.400000000001, "end": 6304.72, "text": " Sorry, I fucked the tire."}, {"start": 6304.72, "end": 6308.72, "text": " Six, right?"}, {"start": 6308.72, "end": 6314.72, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six."}, {"start": 6314.72, "end": 6321.72, "text": " two, three, four, five, six, seven total."}, {"start": 6328.72, "end": 6332.72, "text": " Hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in."}, {"start": 6332.72, "end": 6334.72, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 6334.72, "end": 6338.72, "text": " Alright, as you see, there's a guy nearby with a fob and a bunch of AA,"}, {"start": 6338.72, "end": 6340.72, "text": " so I gotta drop this crate off."}, {"start": 6340.72, "end": 6343.72, "text": " If you wanna fall too and kill him, that'd be cool."}, {"start": 6343.72, "end": 6345.72, "text": " Either in this one or the next one?"}, {"start": 6348.72, "end": 6352.72, "text": " By the way, the seat to the left of us is filled with C4."}, {"start": 6355.72, "end": 6357.72, "text": " The next one. The next one is where he's at."}, {"start": 6358.72, "end": 6360.72, "text": " Don't panic."}, {"start": 6373.72, "end": 6402.52, "text": " Yeah, he's in a truck nearby."}, {"start": 6402.52, "end": 6409.92, "text": " Shit, they might RPG me these fuckers are good. He might RPG me as I fly by. Oh shit"}, {"start": 6417.72, "end": 6419.72, "text": " There is there is"}, {"start": 6419.72, "end": 6426.72, "text": " Battle of Minuses."}, {"start": 6426.72, "end": 6439.72, "text": " Whoa, minus five grand, whoa!"}, {"start": 6439.72, "end": 6442.72, "text": " Yeah, minus five grand, bitch!"}, {"start": 6442.72, "end": 6445.72, "text": " There goes your car, too!"}, {"start": 6445.72, "end": 6447.72, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 6453.6, "end": 6460.6, "text": " You're not getting it you're not getting it. It's not happening. It's not happening bro your cars ours now"}, {"start": 6464.6, "end": 6470.6, "text": " Hey, yeah, you better have a gun to kill this guy bro fall off if you do buddy. Tell me you have a fucking gun"}, {"start": 6475.72, "end": 6477.72, "text": " Go fucking punch him to death."}, {"start": 6477.72, "end": 6479.72, "text": " Go punch him."}, {"start": 6479.72, "end": 6481.72, "text": " He literally has explosives."}, {"start": 6481.72, "end": 6483.72, "text": " This is your duty."}, {"start": 6483.72, "end": 6485.72, "text": " Punch this fuck to death."}, {"start": 6489.72, "end": 6491.72, "text": " Kick his ass."}, {"start": 6491.72, "end": 6493.72, "text": " I'll pick you up if you win."}, {"start": 6493.72, "end": 6495.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6495.72, "end": 6497.72, "text": " Yeah, get in. I'll drop you up at your base."}, {"start": 6497.72, "end": 6499.72, "text": " Fucking useless."}, {"start": 6499.72, "end": 6501.72, "text": " First I gotta blow up your shit."}, {"start": 6501.72, "end": 6503.72, "text": " Alright, cause I'm poor."}, {"start": 6505.72, "end": 6510.400000000001, "text": " hold on hold on don't take that don't I'm this is a trust system I'm gonna drop"}, {"start": 6510.400000000001, "end": 6515.280000000001, "text": " you off I'm the guy that dodged your shit"}, {"start": 6516.400000000001, "end": 6521.4800000000005, "text": " there's a chance I miss hold on this is what I was trying to do to you fucking"}, {"start": 6521.4800000000005, "end": 6527.76, "text": " asshole but I forgive you now there's your fucking shit alright you better"}, {"start": 6527.76, "end": 6530.76, "text": " this is gonna make me some money"}, {"start": 6530.76, "end": 6536.56, "text": " I swear it just blew up."}, {"start": 6536.56, "end": 6539.4400000000005, "text": " Why did that just blow up on impact?"}, {"start": 6539.4400000000005, "end": 6547.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, don't take my chopper, okay?"}, {"start": 6547.360000000001, "end": 6551.64, "text": " Oh my god, I don't understand."}, {"start": 6551.64, "end": 6552.64, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 6552.64, "end": 6554.96, "text": " I swear there's a C4 in here by the way."}, {"start": 6554.96, "end": 6557.96, "text": " By the way, there's a safety C4 in here."}, {"start": 6557.96, "end": 6558.96, "text": " I did it by accident."}, {"start": 6558.96, "end": 6560.96, "text": " So even if you lift it up, you're gonna die."}, {"start": 6561.76, "end": 6563.26, "text": " We both might die here."}, {"start": 6566.16, "end": 6570.66, "text": " I- actually, I left click, and I don't know where it went."}, {"start": 6570.66, "end": 6571.66, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 6582.66, "end": 6586.66, "text": " Snake, are you fucking kidding me? You stream sniping fuck."}, {"start": 6586.66, "end": 6593.66, "text": " What are you doing man? Get the fuck out of my server. Get the fuck out."}, {"start": 6600.94, "end": 6607.44, "text": " Yeah is the chopper still good? I can't make any money. I tried killing the red dude. Yeah"}, {"start": 6607.44, "end": 6614.44, "text": " dude, who asked? Who asked? You fucking failed. I don't think I can pull out of here. I"}, {"start": 6614.4400000000005, "end": 6621.4400000000005, "text": " I don't even know how this is working right now."}, {"start": 6621.4400000000005, "end": 6626.4400000000005, "text": " Alright, okay."}, {"start": 6626.4400000000005, "end": 6631.4400000000005, "text": " PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"}, {"start": 6631.4400000000005, "end": 6632.4400000000005, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 6632.4400000000005, "end": 6634.4400000000005, "text": " Get the fuck away from me."}, {"start": 6634.4400000000005, "end": 6639.4400000000005, "text": " Get the fuck away from me."}, {"start": 6639.4400000000005, "end": 6641.4400000000005, "text": " Get the fuck away from me."}, {"start": 6641.4400000000005, "end": 6642.4400000000005, "text": " Do you have a wrench?"}, {"start": 6646.4400000000005, "end": 6647.9400000000005, "text": " If you don't have a wrench..."}, {"start": 6651.240000000001, "end": 6651.9400000000005, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 6654.240000000001, "end": 6657.240000000001, "text": " Oh, you know what? I should- I should have repositioned first."}, {"start": 6658.14, "end": 6658.740000000001, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 6660.040000000001, "end": 6663.14, "text": " Yeah, we can buff this out. There's a guy back at the farm?"}, {"start": 6663.540000000001, "end": 6665.040000000001, "text": " He does crazy work."}, {"start": 6667.9400000000005, "end": 6670.240000000001, "text": " There's a guy back at the farm!"}, {"start": 6670.24, "end": 6672.24, "text": " He just wasted shit."}, {"start": 6676.24, "end": 6677.24, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6681.24, "end": 6683.24, "text": " Snake, you ruined my fucking money, man."}, {"start": 6683.24, "end": 6685.24, "text": " I was chasing him and this is what you did."}, {"start": 6685.24, "end": 6687.24, "text": " I'm blaming you."}, {"start": 6687.24, "end": 6689.24, "text": " Now I'm poor as fuck, dude."}, {"start": 6696.24, "end": 6698.24, "text": " You ruined your own money!"}, {"start": 6698.24, "end": 6714.0, "text": " Okay buddy. If you don't put anything in the crate, it blows up. Is that true? Is that"}, {"start": 6714.0, "end": 6718.36, "text": " true? That happened to blow up at like the worst time. You might be right. Maybe it is"}, {"start": 6718.36, "end": 6725.5599999999995, "text": " like a declutter mechanic. Alright, we're gonna try one more time. It blows up. What's"}, {"start": 6725.56, "end": 6730.120000000001, "text": " point yeah we have time the server is literally 5050"}, {"start": 6732.280000000001, "end": 6736.52, "text": " you may be right you may be right I see that"}, {"start": 6736.52, "end": 6742.68, "text": " one more on artillery and then this was fun it's funny you can do it but"}, {"start": 6742.68, "end": 6746.92, "text": " you really need the opposing team to be completely fucking stupid"}, {"start": 6746.92, "end": 6749.64, "text": " at times"}, {"start": 6749.64, "end": 6765.64, "text": " I think six is enough on each 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5..."}, {"start": 6765.64, "end": 6769.64, "text": " Oh shit, whoops."}, {"start": 6771.64, "end": 6775.64, "text": " Can you get a plane dead by daylight?"}, {"start": 6775.64, "end": 6778.64, "text": " Brother, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're..."}, {"start": 6778.64, "end": 6780.64, "text": " This is the wrong chat room."}, {"start": 6785.64, "end": 6787.64, "text": " I'm on an assumption here."}, {"start": 6789.64, "end": 6791.64, "text": " Right, you're on the wrong tab."}, {"start": 6805.64, "end": 6821.88, "text": " I'm going to assume that the mortar guy on red respawned."}, {"start": 6821.88, "end": 6824.08, "text": " I'm going to make that assumption."}, {"start": 6824.08, "end": 6832.84, "text": " Should be very used to play, yeah, he's not wrong."}, {"start": 6832.84, "end": 6833.84, "text": " Up 4k."}, {"start": 6833.84, "end": 6834.84, "text": " Up 4k."}, {"start": 6834.84, "end": 6841.88, "text": " come on man shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot"}, {"start": 6844.04, "end": 6850.28, "text": " fuck the green arty guy you even know where he wanted the artillery"}, {"start": 6851.28, "end": 6854.52, "text": " shoot buddy shoot"}, {"start": 6857.8, "end": 6861.72, "text": " red arty red arty red arty"}, {"start": 6864.84, "end": 6879.56, "text": " It's more consistent just constantly dropping these on their fob."}, {"start": 6879.56, "end": 6881.400000000001, "text": " I don't think they have one."}, {"start": 6881.400000000001, "end": 6886.400000000001, "text": " That'd be the most consistent."}, {"start": 6886.400000000001, "end": 6893.4800000000005, "text": " And then if there is a heavy artillery, then you go out and find one."}, {"start": 6893.4800000000005, "end": 6897.4800000000005, "text": " I'll swoop by green if I don't hear it, I'm gonna drop these off at green base."}, {"start": 6907.14, "end": 6910.02, "text": " Take the IR binos, I don't have those unlocked."}, {"start": 6912.92, "end": 6916.240000000001, "text": " Infrared just should not be a thing in a game you unlock."}, {"start": 6917.18, "end": 6920.42, "text": " Infrared's like the worst shit in every game."}, {"start": 6920.42, "end": 6929.7, "text": " No game should go to enter it. Just pretend it doesn't exist. Sure in real life, but in"}, {"start": 6929.7, "end": 6937.18, "text": " a video game it's kind of stupid. Even Tarkov does it as well. I guess with Tarkov it could"}, {"start": 6937.18, "end": 6944.18, "text": " be super expensive. But still."}, {"start": 6944.18, "end": 6974.14, "text": " I don't know if that was worth the money."}, {"start": 6974.14, "end": 6986.84, "text": " I did not mean to flare eight grand eight grand for that so gotta do it twice how much"}, {"start": 6986.84, "end": 6999.68, "text": " are 12c4 I definitely just rent a lot of his his mortar him and whatever else also dodging"}, {"start": 6999.68, "end": 7006.68, "text": " the fucking... uh oh. No, I'm dead."}, {"start": 7006.68, "end": 7015.68, "text": " Brother, you're fucking back, dude. This guy's fucking back."}, {"start": 7015.68, "end": 7025.68, "text": " Alright, I'm going to switch servers."}, {"start": 7025.68, "end": 7028.38, "text": " Actually, no, I'm gonna do a budget run make some money"}, {"start": 7031.96, "end": 7034.9800000000005, "text": " It's fun to do that, but yeah"}, {"start": 7037.320000000001, "end": 7043.780000000001, "text": " May see if I can make some a little bit off of one guy's trash a"}, {"start": 7048.0, "end": 7053.34, "text": " Little defense all my all my blue"}, {"start": 7053.34, "end": 7062.38, "text": " what's going on here awaiting repairs holy shit they don't even know how to"}, {"start": 7062.38, "end": 7064.38, "text": " a bit they don't even know how to repair that"}, {"start": 7092.38, "end": 7094.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7097.58, "end": 7099.58, "text": " Don't know what to do right now"}, {"start": 7103.54, "end": 7106.04, "text": " Do I switch servers or"}, {"start": 7114.18, "end": 7116.18, "text": " I'm I switch servers"}, {"start": 7118.86, "end": 7120.86, "text": " If you repair it people"}, {"start": 7122.38, "end": 7127.32, "text": " Who come out get a lot of points. Oh, really? Is that true?"}, {"start": 7132.14, "end": 7134.14, "text": " From the person who repairs it"}, {"start": 7134.14, "end": 7163.660000000001, "text": " I got a wrench to fix the repair, so we can spawn."}, {"start": 7163.66, "end": 7180.94, "text": " There's a wrench in the spawn track? Well, they don't know. Watch it be repaired when"}, {"start": 7180.9400000000005, "end": 7182.9400000000005, "text": " I get back"}, {"start": 7198.620000000001, "end": 7204.72, "text": " All right, I already know this guy is gonna lock on and kill us there's they have a C4 guy in a truck on the right side"}, {"start": 7207.460000000001, "end": 7209.460000000001, "text": " Race for the beats about to happen"}, {"start": 7210.9400000000005, "end": 7212.9400000000005, "text": " Bring me, bring me, bring me, bring me, bring me, bring me!"}, {"start": 7213.580000000001, "end": 7216.460000000001, "text": " Oh, you're only fucking there when I'm flying! Why, you asshole!"}, {"start": 7216.84, "end": 7217.84, "text": " He ran out!"}, {"start": 7218.500000000001, "end": 7219.000000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7220.660000000001, "end": 7222.34, "text": " Oh God, I told you, bro!"}, {"start": 7225.240000000001, "end": 7227.240000000001, "text": " Don't tell me you flared too soon!"}, {"start": 7232.8, "end": 7234.8, "text": " I didn't, I did not trust."}, {"start": 7237.56, "end": 7239.56, "text": " I did not trust, but maybe I should've."}, {"start": 7240.9400000000005, "end": 7247.9400000000005, "text": " I need a fucking ride, brother!"}, {"start": 7247.9400000000005, "end": 7262.9400000000005, "text": " There you go, brother, you got a fucking shit?"}, {"start": 7262.9400000000005, "end": 7263.9400000000005, "text": " There you go, there you go."}, {"start": 7263.9400000000005, "end": 7264.9400000000005, "text": " Can I have a ride?"}, {"start": 7264.9400000000005, "end": 7265.9400000000005, "text": " I need a ride back."}, {"start": 7265.9400000000005, "end": 7266.9400000000005, "text": " You're an FK aren't you?"}, {"start": 7266.9400000000005, "end": 7267.9400000000005, "text": " We're running, we're running."}, {"start": 7267.9400000000005, "end": 7269.26, "text": " You're an FK, aren't you?"}, {"start": 7269.26, "end": 7270.6, "text": " We're running. We're running."}, {"start": 7270.6, "end": 7271.400000000001, "text": " Cardio."}, {"start": 7286.280000000001, "end": 7289.4800000000005, "text": " I'm sorry, man. I got PTSD. I didn't trust you, bro."}, {"start": 7289.4800000000005, "end": 7290.9800000000005, "text": " I didn't trust you. I apologize."}, {"start": 7290.9800000000005, "end": 7300.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, the many pilots would just be like, oh fuck, and then we would all die, y'know?"}, {"start": 7300.9800000000005, "end": 7305.9800000000005, "text": " My bad, my bad."}, {"start": 7305.9800000000005, "end": 7310.9800000000005, "text": " Get your ribbons."}, {"start": 7310.9800000000005, "end": 7314.9800000000005, "text": " There it is, there it is, very nice, thank you. Wow."}, {"start": 7314.9800000000005, "end": 7316.9800000000005, "text": " Precise."}, {"start": 7320.9800000000005, "end": 7324.9800000000005, "text": " Brother! You're telling me if I repair this, I'm gonna get an assist on every spawn?"}, {"start": 7325.9800000000005, "end": 7326.9800000000005, "text": " You're also telling me no-"}, {"start": 7326.9800000000005, "end": 7328.9800000000005, "text": " Buh-uh! Fuck I did this!"}, {"start": 7328.9800000000005, "end": 7330.9800000000005, "text": " You blue fox!"}, {"start": 7331.9800000000005, "end": 7333.9800000000005, "text": " This is why we're always on the least amount!"}, {"start": 7335.9800000000005, "end": 7337.9800000000005, "text": " I'm fucking better!"}, {"start": 7344.9800000000005, "end": 7347.9800000000005, "text": " I don't know where they're going to extra mids."}, {"start": 7347.9800000000005, "end": 7349.9800000000005, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 7349.9800000000005, "end": 7350.9800000000005, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7350.9800000000005, "end": 7354.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, I know I got a tier three hammer they're not using."}, {"start": 7354.9800000000005, "end": 7356.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, a tier two."}, {"start": 7356.9800000000005, "end": 7358.9800000000005, "text": " I need a three."}, {"start": 7358.9800000000005, "end": 7359.9800000000005, "text": " There might be one."}, {"start": 7359.9800000000005, "end": 7360.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, wait, we got two mortars."}, {"start": 7360.9800000000005, "end": 7364.9800000000005, "text": " Is there another mortar?"}, {"start": 7364.9800000000005, "end": 7369.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, one, two."}, {"start": 7369.9800000000005, "end": 7371.9800000000005, "text": " I swear there's another mortar bag here."}, {"start": 7378.780000000001, "end": 7381.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, that is a good mortar setup, I will say."}, {"start": 7381.780000000001, "end": 7382.9800000000005, "text": " Really good cover."}, {"start": 7399.9800000000005, "end": 7404.9800000000005, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 7404.9800000000005, "end": 7407.9800000000005, "text": " Hey asshole, we see you."}, {"start": 7407.9800000000005, "end": 7409.9800000000005, "text": " Yo, he's right there."}, {"start": 7409.9800000000005, "end": 7411.9800000000005, "text": " He's right on the corpse."}, {"start": 7411.9800000000005, "end": 7414.9800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna shoot him."}, {"start": 7414.9800000000005, "end": 7417.9800000000005, "text": " I see him."}, {"start": 7417.9800000000005, "end": 7418.9800000000005, "text": " I don't have him."}, {"start": 7418.9800000000005, "end": 7420.9800000000005, "text": " Oh yeah dude, I forgot I bought a gun."}, {"start": 7420.9800000000005, "end": 7422.9800000000005, "text": " Holy shit, I forgot."}, {"start": 7422.9800000000005, "end": 7424.9800000000005, "text": " I usually don't."}, {"start": 7424.9800000000005, "end": 7431.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, good call, good call."}, {"start": 7431.9800000000005, "end": 7444.9800000000005, "text": " Have a good pullover!"}, {"start": 7444.9800000000005, "end": 7445.9800000000005, "text": " There you go, bro."}, {"start": 7445.9800000000005, "end": 7446.9800000000005, "text": " Rags to the bridges."}, {"start": 7446.9800000000005, "end": 7447.9800000000005, "text": " I got you, bro."}, {"start": 7447.9800000000005, "end": 7448.9800000000005, "text": " Coming right up."}, {"start": 7448.9800000000005, "end": 7451.780000000001, "text": " I got you, bro. Coming right up"}, {"start": 7455.46, "end": 7457.46, "text": " How far is this 80 shots?"}, {"start": 7458.660000000001, "end": 7460.660000000001, "text": " Okay, this will reach"}, {"start": 7460.820000000001, "end": 7462.820000000001, "text": " This will reach for 88"}, {"start": 7463.42, "end": 7466.820000000001, "text": " Come on big money big money shots big money"}, {"start": 7472.820000000001, "end": 7475.1, "text": " I'm just gonna pepper it I'm seasoning"}, {"start": 7478.9800000000005, "end": 7480.9800000000005, "text": " I'm not watching it."}, {"start": 7484.9800000000005, "end": 7486.9800000000005, "text": " I'll watch this one."}, {"start": 7503.9800000000005, "end": 7507.9800000000005, "text": " Bro, their base sucks ass. What even is that? There's nothing even there."}, {"start": 7508.9800000000005, "end": 7509.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7509.9800000000005, "end": 7519.18, "text": " Looks like we're going to shell this one here closer to 267."}, {"start": 7519.18, "end": 7522.700000000001, "text": " 267."}, {"start": 7522.700000000001, "end": 7526.500000000001, "text": " Let's go here."}, {"start": 7526.500000000001, "end": 7530.34, "text": " There was like one thing up there, not worth it."}, {"start": 7530.34, "end": 7531.34, "text": " 267."}, {"start": 7531.34, "end": 7532.34, "text": " One."}, {"start": 7532.34, "end": 7533.34, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 7533.34, "end": 7534.34, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 7534.34, "end": 7535.34, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 7535.34, "end": 7536.34, "text": " One."}, {"start": 7536.34, "end": 7537.34, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 7537.34, "end": 7543.34, "text": " 3. Oh yeah, did not hit the wall. True, I thought. Maybe."}, {"start": 7543.34, "end": 7545.34, "text": " 4."}, {"start": 7545.34, "end": 7569.34, "text": " Yeah, their base sucks ass, too."}, {"start": 7569.34, "end": 7587.34, "text": " I mean, it's just the fob anyways. But they have another... no, that's not a fob."}, {"start": 7587.34, "end": 7598.34, "text": " That might be a direct hit or a miss. That's a miss. Uh, close."}, {"start": 7598.34, "end": 7603.34, "text": " There's no one even up- Oh wait, oh my god, there's so many of them that were just spotted."}, {"start": 7603.34, "end": 7606.34, "text": " There's a cluster spotted."}, {"start": 7606.34, "end": 7608.34, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7608.34, "end": 7609.34, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 7609.34, "end": 7612.34, "text": " How did I see that from here?"}, {"start": 7612.34, "end": 7614.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7614.34, "end": 7616.34, "text": " 6.30?"}, {"start": 7621.34, "end": 7623.34, "text": " Ah, the pay!"}, {"start": 7623.34, "end": 7652.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, this all did. I literally just looked at it."}, {"start": 7652.860000000001, "end": 7666.18, "text": " Honestly, the enemy bases kind of suck balls to mortar."}, {"start": 7666.18, "end": 7669.18, "text": " Not that great."}, {"start": 7669.18, "end": 7674.3, "text": " Much as going with this guy's kit in flight."}, {"start": 7674.3, "end": 7680.3, "text": " I can res as well."}, {"start": 7680.3, "end": 7687.3, "text": " has a shit ton of batteries so I can do some shit here."}, {"start": 7710.3, "end": 7718.88, "text": " All right, okay"}, {"start": 7718.88, "end": 7727.88, "text": " I don't have any meds there. He doesn't have any heavy meds here"}, {"start": 7727.88, "end": 7731.12, "text": " Looks like you can get up there"}, {"start": 7731.12, "end": 7736.12, "text": " Do you like banana pizza? Fuck no, dude."}, {"start": 7736.12, "end": 7744.12, "text": " I don't mind pineapple pizza. Banana pizza is where it's like, just stop. You're just saying things."}, {"start": 7750.12, "end": 7756.12, "text": " Wow, we have no blue presents on the map. And I'm going in with a CQC weapon."}, {"start": 7756.12, "end": 7758.12, "text": " I'm just gonna get one dabbed"}, {"start": 7759.42, "end": 7763.34, "text": " I'm gonna get fucking one dabbed. There's no presence at all"}, {"start": 7764.4, "end": 7766.4, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7771.96, "end": 7773.96, "text": " We got these two guys"}, {"start": 7776.8, "end": 7780.04, "text": " Pineapple pizza and you throw jalapeno on there. Oh"}, {"start": 7783.72, "end": 7785.72, "text": " Why not you know"}, {"start": 7786.12, "end": 7793.599999999999, "text": " if we already got the pineapple fine at the jalapeno"}, {"start": 7793.6, "end": 7814.88, "text": " I'm going to get killed, there's going to be a no kill run."}, {"start": 7814.88, "end": 7818.400000000001, "text": " Oh shit, I'm like Prime Sniper Target."}, {"start": 7826.04, "end": 7826.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7832.04, "end": 7833.08, "text": " Stolen kit?"}, {"start": 7839.76, "end": 7840.96, "text": " Oh, there's just taken the fob."}, {"start": 7841.32, "end": 7844.24, "text": " I noticed you don't get any money for hacking a fob."}, {"start": 7844.88, "end": 7850.24, "text": " How does that work? That should be like 20 grand. It's the riskiest, most insane thing you can do."}, {"start": 7851.52, "end": 7854.16, "text": " I swear I've done it and it doesn't give you shit."}, {"start": 7854.400000000001, "end": 7856.08, "text": " You get 2.5k?"}, {"start": 7856.64, "end": 7858.64, "text": " You get like 10k for the hack."}, {"start": 7860.4800000000005, "end": 7863.2, "text": " I've done it like three times and barely noticed it."}, {"start": 7863.2, "end": 7863.7, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 7872.96, "end": 7874.72, "text": " Fucking D50 from here."}, {"start": 7874.88, "end": 7893.28, "text": " Shit, man. There's a sniper. Oh, God. I don't like any position I'm headed into right now."}, {"start": 7893.28, "end": 7895.28, "text": " This is horrible."}, {"start": 7895.28, "end": 7897.28, "text": " Put this gun."}, {"start": 7906.28, "end": 7908.28, "text": " I'm gonna- Fuck! Wait!"}, {"start": 7920.28, "end": 7922.28, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 7923.28, "end": 7925.28, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 7925.28, "end": 7927.28, "text": " Y'all fly me the fuck out of here!"}, {"start": 7927.28, "end": 7929.28, "text": " I know you're on the stream, dude!"}, {"start": 7929.28, "end": 7930.28, "text": " I fucking know."}, {"start": 7930.28, "end": 7931.28, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 7931.28, "end": 7932.28, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 7932.28, "end": 7934.28, "text": " Now how about you use your talents and extract my ass."}, {"start": 7934.28, "end": 7938.28, "text": " And then land me on the fucking tower so I can shoot this bitch."}, {"start": 7938.28, "end": 7939.28, "text": " We get it!"}, {"start": 7939.28, "end": 7941.28, "text": " Now get the fuck over here!"}, {"start": 7941.28, "end": 7943.28, "text": " Now get the fuck over here!"}, {"start": 7943.28, "end": 7945.28, "text": " Now get the fuck over here!"}, {"start": 7945.28, "end": 7947.28, "text": " Now get the fuck over here!"}, {"start": 7947.28, "end": 7949.28, "text": " Now get the fuck over here!"}, {"start": 7949.28, "end": 7951.28, "text": " Now get the fuck over here!"}, {"start": 7951.28, "end": 7974.92, "text": " over here. That's not him. That's it. Now he wants the Sniper. What the fuck are they"}, {"start": 7974.92, "end": 7976.56, "text": " They invite themselves!"}, {"start": 7976.56, "end": 7978.56, "text": " They think it's an open door policy!"}, {"start": 8004.92, "end": 8006.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8006.92, "end": 8008.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8033.16, "end": 8035.16, "text": " Yeah, I gave shit about resin"}, {"start": 8036.92, "end": 8041.92, "text": " I should have stayed in there."}, {"start": 8041.92, "end": 8046.92, "text": " I got a good shit, bro."}, {"start": 8046.92, "end": 8047.92, "text": " Good kick."}, {"start": 8047.92, "end": 8048.92, "text": " You got him."}, {"start": 8048.92, "end": 8049.92, "text": " I got d-fibs."}, {"start": 8049.92, "end": 8050.92, "text": " Get me up."}, {"start": 8050.92, "end": 8051.92, "text": " Yeah, 150 bucks."}, {"start": 8051.92, "end": 8052.92, "text": " I got d-fibs."}, {"start": 8052.92, "end": 8053.92, "text": " Where's me, bro?"}, {"start": 8053.92, "end": 8054.92, "text": " I got d-fibs."}, {"start": 8054.92, "end": 8060.72, "text": " Yeah, 150 bucks I got these hips for me bro"}, {"start": 8069.4800000000005, "end": 8073.28, "text": " All good, bro. Yeah, you got him nice for us me bro. I got these hips"}, {"start": 8080.2, "end": 8082.2, "text": " Yeah, don't raise that guy Riz me bro"}, {"start": 8084.92, "end": 8092.04, "text": " I got defense for us I got bandages"}, {"start": 8094.56, "end": 8096.56, "text": " Yo, fuck you man"}, {"start": 8106.32, "end": 8109.36, "text": " No, I'll take the 15k I'll take the 15k"}, {"start": 8109.360000000001, "end": 8113.740000000001, "text": " Hey, I can't even give up."}, {"start": 8113.740000000001, "end": 8115.860000000001, "text": " You can't give up when you have a bribe."}, {"start": 8115.860000000001, "end": 8118.860000000001, "text": " Get down, fucking get down."}, {"start": 8118.860000000001, "end": 8121.860000000001, "text": " Oh, there you go."}, {"start": 8121.860000000001, "end": 8123.860000000001, "text": " That was weird."}, {"start": 8123.860000000001, "end": 8124.860000000001, "text": " It bugs."}, {"start": 8124.860000000001, "end": 8128.860000000001, "text": " You have to press Tab."}, {"start": 8128.860000000001, "end": 8130.860000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8130.860000000001, "end": 8132.860000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8132.860000000001, "end": 8134.860000000001, "text": " I didn't remember my shit."}, {"start": 8139.360000000001, "end": 8141.360000000001, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 8141.360000000001, "end": 8143.360000000001, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 8143.360000000001, "end": 8145.360000000001, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 8145.360000000001, "end": 8147.360000000001, "text": " Go, go."}, {"start": 8147.360000000001, "end": 8149.360000000001, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 8199.36, "end": 8222.32, "text": " All right, you know drop me off bro. Get me on the tower. Give me somewhere good. Where"}, {"start": 8222.32, "end": 8231.0, "text": " am I don't be obvious about it still"}, {"start": 8235.0, "end": 8240.6, "text": " what the fuck I never bought a goddamn shoot"}, {"start": 8252.32, "end": 8262.119999999999, "text": " Come on man, yeah it was a budget loadout anyways."}, {"start": 8262.119999999999, "end": 8264.52, "text": " I forgive you now for C4'ing me."}, {"start": 8264.52, "end": 8269.68, "text": " What the fuck are you doing here, my son?"}, {"start": 8269.68, "end": 8276.16, "text": " So buddy, we're just fucking playing bro, okay, it ain't that deep."}, {"start": 8276.16, "end": 8277.16, "text": " We're just chillin dude."}, {"start": 8277.16, "end": 8282.16, "text": " Okay, it was a $400 loadout, yes that was like $10 grand and he's broke now,"}, {"start": 8282.16, "end": 8284.16, "text": " but we're just jealous"}, {"start": 8293.92, "end": 8295.92, "text": " Oh shit, bro, what happened?"}, {"start": 8304.56, "end": 8306.56, "text": " Using your g-fives I give them back to you"}, {"start": 8312.16, "end": 8328.84, "text": " Get me in. Get me in. Who's this fucking asshole? I will avenge you. Fuck these guys. They're"}, {"start": 8328.84, "end": 8340.8, "text": " gonna learn about my vengeance. Let it be known! I may not have a parachute, but I have"}, {"start": 8340.8, "end": 8342.8, "text": " Mortars"}, {"start": 8364.4, "end": 8366.4, "text": " Oh shit, okay"}, {"start": 8370.8, "end": 8374.8, "text": " I don't think I was gonna once have him right then and there."}, {"start": 8377.8, "end": 8380.8, "text": " Oh god, there goes my ear."}, {"start": 8388.8, "end": 8390.8, "text": " Oh I'm getting the guns!"}, {"start": 8391.8, "end": 8394.8, "text": " Get me the fucking guns!"}, {"start": 8394.8, "end": 8423.42, "text": " I thought there was a little bird I was ready dude I was fucking ready"}, {"start": 8423.42, "end": 8432.06, "text": " Alright, this is like battleship, I gotta find this mortar guy first, even though I have"}, {"start": 8432.06, "end": 8433.62, "text": " no idea where he is."}, {"start": 8433.62, "end": 8437.34, "text": " Oh wait, they're about to win anyways."}, {"start": 8437.34, "end": 8442.5, "text": " Ow, ow, that hurt, I felt that."}, {"start": 8442.5, "end": 8444.34, "text": " One kill, one kill!"}, {"start": 8444.34, "end": 8448.3, "text": " One kill, one kill, come on, load it up, one kill."}, {"start": 8448.3, "end": 8450.5, "text": " One kill, last mortar."}, {"start": 8450.5, "end": 8453.5, "text": " One kill, one kill."}, {"start": 8459.5, "end": 8462.5, "text": " Come on! 99!"}, {"start": 8463.5, "end": 8465.5, "text": " Will it land?"}, {"start": 8465.5, "end": 8467.5, "text": " One kill!"}, {"start": 8470.5, "end": 8472.5, "text": " I completely missed."}, {"start": 8475.5, "end": 8477.5, "text": " Ah, whatever."}, {"start": 8477.5, "end": 8498.7, "text": " I whiffed so hard."}, {"start": 8498.7, "end": 8505.52, "text": " This guy made 200k, I made 50k."}, {"start": 8505.52, "end": 8507.52, "text": " Is it plus 12k at the end?"}, {"start": 8508.52, "end": 8512.52, "text": " Does that actually show you the total amount after everything you spent?"}, {"start": 8518.52, "end": 8520.52, "text": " Never seen you above 200k?"}, {"start": 8523.52, "end": 8527.52, "text": " Buddy, if you want me to fucking brain dead, walk in."}, {"start": 8527.52, "end": 8529.52, "text": " Okay, fine. You know what?"}, {"start": 8532.52, "end": 8533.52, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 8535.52, "end": 8537.52, "text": " You know what? Fine."}, {"start": 8551.52, "end": 8553.52, "text": " Infantry, only this game?"}, {"start": 8553.52, "end": 8565.960000000001, "text": " hold on new server"}, {"start": 8565.960000000001, "end": 8578.28, "text": " hold on hold on now"}, {"start": 8578.28, "end": 8590.6, "text": " Oh wait, what the hell was that weird?"}, {"start": 8590.6, "end": 8596.6, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 8596.6, "end": 8607.2, "text": " All right, let me show you guys how to play this game."}, {"start": 8607.2, "end": 8611.640000000001, "text": " Really do I snipe?"}, {"start": 8611.640000000001, "end": 8620.16, "text": " I might snipe and change kits."}, {"start": 8620.16, "end": 8628.800000000001, "text": " Yeah I might snipe and change kits."}, {"start": 8628.8, "end": 8630.8, "text": " I'm gimped because I'm on the blue team"}, {"start": 8640.8, "end": 8646.08, "text": " Yeah, we get a cash multiplier for every kill cuz we suck blue only blue buff"}, {"start": 8649.619999999999, "end": 8651.619999999999, "text": " They should do that"}, {"start": 8658.8, "end": 8676.48, "text": " I will play I'm gonna do this until um oh you know what I need I need that when I die"}, {"start": 8676.48, "end": 8681.08, "text": " and there's more littered corpses I'll go in and take an infantry set because I don't"}, {"start": 8681.08, "end": 8694.88, "text": " have an infantry set. I don't really have one. I think I do have the bow. I could get it. I just"}, {"start": 8694.88, "end": 8706.039999999999, "text": " haven't used it. Is the bow still good against tier 4 or tier 3? Like are they gonna find you"}, {"start": 8706.04, "end": 8734.0, "text": " before you kill them. Is this a hot zone crew? Oh, shit. Yeah, this is rare. Usually we don't"}, {"start": 8734.0, "end": 8736.0, "text": " The blue doesn't go above this fast, nice."}, {"start": 8741.88, "end": 8743.08, "text": " This guy's already ready."}, {"start": 8745.36, "end": 8747.08, "text": " This guy's going to make like 80 grand."}, {"start": 8755.88, "end": 8757.68, "text": " Okay, I'll do some metal here solid."}, {"start": 8759.88, "end": 8760.44, "text": " Not now."}, {"start": 8764.0, "end": 8768.94, "text": " Really a sniper and four builders a sniper and two fucking infantry"}, {"start": 8769.84, "end": 8771.84, "text": " Holy moly"}, {"start": 8771.96, "end": 8773.96, "text": " I'm scared. I"}, {"start": 8775.28, "end": 8779.2, "text": " Actually, I'm very scared. Okay. We got more people. I"}, {"start": 8782.8, "end": 8786.4, "text": " Swear the least playtime I have in this game is playing like this. I"}, {"start": 8788.12, "end": 8790.12, "text": " Know I know"}, {"start": 8794.0, "end": 8796.92, "text": " I did not do this."}, {"start": 8796.92, "end": 8797.92, "text": " It's still been fun though."}, {"start": 8797.92, "end": 8800.76, "text": " I think that's the beauty of this game though."}, {"start": 8800.76, "end": 8816.12, "text": " The sandbox makes it, the tools in the sandbox are fun."}, {"start": 8816.12, "end": 8817.12, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 8817.12, "end": 8818.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8818.12, "end": 8824.84, "text": " I'm actually surprised it was here"}, {"start": 8833.28, "end": 8835.28, "text": " Yeah, that's right behind us"}, {"start": 8837.04, "end": 8839.04, "text": " Yeah, to be honest close close close"}, {"start": 8842.04, "end": 8847.480000000001, "text": " One more further distance the southeast one guy he's running two guys two guys green and red"}, {"start": 8849.1, "end": 8851.1, "text": " Southeast going south"}, {"start": 8857.640000000001, "end": 8865.02, "text": " I think they fucked up the landing. I don't think they wanted to be there. I can't go pick up this guy's kid. He's probably so geared I"}, {"start": 8867.640000000001, "end": 8872.84, "text": " Actually might one guy tagged northeast northeast building"}, {"start": 8872.84, "end": 8879.36, "text": " Because I can always get a most in loadout most of these guys probably have like fucking"}, {"start": 8879.36, "end": 8894.24, "text": " two or five loadout more hours than me and I'm a streamer."}, {"start": 8894.24, "end": 8895.24, "text": " I might die."}, {"start": 8895.24, "end": 8898.24, "text": " Holy shit, there's so much death."}, {"start": 8898.24, "end": 8922.42, "text": " I regret it. I should have stayed. He looked way further away. This guy's crazy if he gets"}, {"start": 8922.42, "end": 8940.94, "text": " me here. Crazy if he gets me. Thank you, brother. Fucking snake, you motherfucker! Whatever."}, {"start": 8940.94, "end": 8963.380000000001, "text": " Payback full payback"}, {"start": 8963.380000000001, "end": 8971.380000000001, "text": " Or maybe I keep the sniper rifle."}, {"start": 8971.380000000001, "end": 8983.7, "text": " Oh, I might die doing this."}, {"start": 8983.7, "end": 8985.18, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 8985.18, "end": 8987.18, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 8987.18, "end": 8989.18, "text": " Like oh"}, {"start": 8992.94, "end": 8998.26, "text": " Yeah, this guy actually wow this is like insane"}, {"start": 9005.0, "end": 9007.2, "text": " Does this take a while to actually shoot oh?"}, {"start": 9008.42, "end": 9013.42, "text": " My god, you're slow as fuck dude. This is not my play style. I'm just gonna get killed I"}, {"start": 9014.300000000001, "end": 9016.300000000001, "text": " Don't I don't do this oh"}, {"start": 9017.18, "end": 9027.18, "text": " I'm gonna just shoot this fast."}, {"start": 9047.18, "end": 9072.66, "text": " I guess you double flared."}, {"start": 9072.66, "end": 9077.66, "text": " Oh my god, holy shit, dude."}, {"start": 9077.66, "end": 9081.66, "text": " Yeah, there's a guy in one of these buildings nearby."}, {"start": 9081.66, "end": 9084.66, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 9092.66, "end": 9096.66, "text": " Wait, does he have multiple shots in this?"}, {"start": 9096.66, "end": 9099.66, "text": " This has two shots?"}, {"start": 9099.66, "end": 9105.94, "text": " What the fuck, can I hold on, does it?"}, {"start": 9105.94, "end": 9106.94, "text": " It shows one."}, {"start": 9106.94, "end": 9108.18, "text": " I think it's done."}, {"start": 9108.18, "end": 9110.66, "text": " It's just a one tap, right?"}, {"start": 9110.66, "end": 9120.66, "text": " Okay, I can run now."}, {"start": 9120.66, "end": 9135.98, "text": " Dude, there's a guy in this building just being a little rat-buck."}, {"start": 9135.98, "end": 9146.38, "text": " Okay, this does seem like an insane weapon."}, {"start": 9146.380000000001, "end": 9152.6, "text": " I realize that a Rambo kit"}, {"start": 9157.560000000001, "end": 9161.34, "text": " All right, we have a whole group here, but no one's pushed up and now we"}, {"start": 9165.300000000001, "end": 9167.94, "text": " We got one guy in here owning all the blue"}, {"start": 9167.94, "end": 9177.74, "text": " I gotta stand for you brah hold on"}, {"start": 9177.74, "end": 9191.02, "text": " alright this guy was from let me give you shit"}, {"start": 9191.02, "end": 9198.02, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 9198.02, "end": 9211.02, "text": " There you go, there you go."}, {"start": 9211.02, "end": 9216.02, "text": " There you go, there you go, you looked in there."}, {"start": 9216.02, "end": 9217.02, "text": " You looked in there."}, {"start": 9217.02, "end": 9218.02, "text": " Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 9218.02, "end": 9219.02, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 9227.02, "end": 9229.02, "text": " It's okay, don't worry."}, {"start": 9241.02, "end": 9243.02, "text": " I might die."}, {"start": 9246.300000000001, "end": 9247.98, "text": " Rubbing."}, {"start": 9247.98, "end": 9250.54, "text": " Oh yeah, rub your hands together. Make them nice and warm."}, {"start": 9250.54, "end": 9252.78, "text": " You got heals? Or do you need heals?"}, {"start": 9252.78, "end": 9254.78, "text": " I got heals."}, {"start": 9255.74, "end": 9257.74, "text": " Run."}, {"start": 9259.1, "end": 9266.220000000001, "text": " I looted the fucking juggernaut shit loadout that has insane recoil. Like are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 9266.22, "end": 9270.38, "text": " Are you here? Where am I setting up like this and shooting in this game?"}, {"start": 9280.939999999999, "end": 9285.619999999999, "text": " Should have stuck with the uh, Mosin. Incent regrets."}, {"start": 9290.5, "end": 9292.939999999999, "text": " I could stay with everybody, but it's kind of like..."}, {"start": 9292.94, "end": 9299.94, "text": " You can tell Blue doesn't know what they're doing."}, {"start": 9311.62, "end": 9318.62, "text": " Oh yeah, this is actually traveling west."}, {"start": 9322.94, "end": 9330.66, "text": " What does this guy have?"}, {"start": 9330.66, "end": 9332.300000000001, "text": " D-Fibs MP5?"}, {"start": 9332.300000000001, "end": 9336.800000000001, "text": " I would actually switch to D-Fib MP5."}, {"start": 9336.800000000001, "end": 9338.800000000001, "text": " I feel like I'd be more effective."}, {"start": 9361.800000000001, "end": 9362.800000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 9363.800000000001, "end": 9365.800000000001, "text": " That was a sniper."}, {"start": 9366.800000000001, "end": 9373.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna go to the MP5. I don't want this gun. Where was the backpack?"}, {"start": 9373.800000000001, "end": 9377.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, we're getting snipe from the stadium."}, {"start": 9393.800000000001, "end": 9394.800000000001, "text": " Here you go, bro."}, {"start": 9396.800000000001, "end": 9408.880000000001, "text": " All right, got a decent amount of stuff here eight"}, {"start": 9414.800000000001, "end": 9416.800000000001, "text": " How we doing here"}, {"start": 9420.840000000002, "end": 9423.000000000002, "text": " Yeah, I got you bro hold on just stay right there"}, {"start": 9426.800000000001, "end": 9440.78, "text": " I got no party armor."}, {"start": 9440.78, "end": 9442.78, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 9442.78, "end": 9452.920000000002, "text": " Oh, that guy died kinda a little further than us."}, {"start": 9452.92, "end": 9457.08, "text": " Boys, where did I put my motion, man?"}, {"start": 9457.08, "end": 9461.72, "text": " If I had a sniper, I could be picking people up right now."}, {"start": 9461.72, "end": 9462.92, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 9462.92, "end": 9463.92, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 9463.92, "end": 9473.92, "text": " Sorry, I just got shot from our flank."}, {"start": 9473.92, "end": 9503.6, "text": " We're fucking dead, boys."}, {"start": 9503.6, "end": 9505.6, "text": " We're sitting ducks."}, {"start": 9530.880000000001, "end": 9532.880000000001, "text": " What do I do here?"}, {"start": 9533.6, "end": 9563.04, "text": " That sounded like an enemy nearby."}, {"start": 9563.04, "end": 9564.04, "text": " Holy bitch."}, {"start": 9564.04, "end": 9573.04, "text": " Yeah, he's nearby."}, {"start": 9573.04, "end": 9589.04, "text": " I'm just wasting this guy's inventory, dude."}, {"start": 9589.04, "end": 9591.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9592.560000000001, "end": 9597.480000000001, "text": " Shit, yeah, you got a bandage. We're all dying slowly"}, {"start": 9611.04, "end": 9613.04, "text": " What the fuck you pulled him out"}, {"start": 9619.04, "end": 9621.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9631.880000000001, "end": 9639.580000000002, "text": " Are you fucking kidding what the hell that was fucking dumb I"}, {"start": 9643.12, "end": 9647.740000000002, "text": " Should have played faster man. Yo, no, I know whatever dude"}, {"start": 9649.04, "end": 9650.400000000001, "text": " Now it's your turn."}, {"start": 9655.400000000001, "end": 9657.640000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm leaving the server."}, {"start": 9660.240000000002, "end": 9660.740000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9661.04, "end": 9662.84, "text": " Yeah, too many of you guys are following me."}, {"start": 9662.84, "end": 9663.94, "text": " Get the fuck away from me."}, {"start": 9664.240000000002, "end": 9665.140000000001, "text": " Get away from me."}, {"start": 9665.640000000001, "end": 9667.140000000001, "text": " How are you fighting my server?"}, {"start": 9669.640000000001, "end": 9671.740000000002, "text": " This guy's trying to deal fucking shit?"}, {"start": 9672.94, "end": 9674.34, "text": " I don't think it's a waste of money."}, {"start": 9674.34, "end": 9675.640000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure you, uh..."}, {"start": 9676.740000000002, "end": 9677.54, "text": " What do you call it?"}, {"start": 9679.04, "end": 9698.080000000002, "text": " Oh, this is a fresh server too."}, {"start": 9698.08, "end": 9700.08, "text": " There's a streamer mode."}, {"start": 9712.56, "end": 9714.56, "text": " Alright, let me see here."}, {"start": 9714.56, "end": 9732.84, "text": " Okay, listen to me everyone, we're gonna win this game, people are not gonna make fun"}, {"start": 9732.84, "end": 9735.359999999999, "text": " of Clue anymore."}, {"start": 9735.36, "end": 9757.0, "text": " chat little bird little bird or uh right into the hot zone with a mosa okay i'm making money"}, {"start": 9757.0, "end": 9762.0, "text": " in the zone today. Okay? Alright."}, {"start": 9762.0, "end": 9767.0, "text": " Oh, yeah, man."}, {"start": 9775.0, "end": 9778.0, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 9778.0, "end": 9782.0, "text": " Yeah, the next strat is getting a roll bird"}, {"start": 9782.0, "end": 9785.0, "text": " and getting it filling your bag with IEDs"}, {"start": 9785.0, "end": 9789.0, "text": " blowing up the whole base that I want to play a recon round"}, {"start": 9795.0, "end": 9797.0, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9809.0, "end": 9813.0, "text": " Yeah, if you leave in base you the you don't spend the 10 grand"}, {"start": 9815.0, "end": 9817.0, "text": " I got a shoe."}, {"start": 9837.0, "end": 9839.0, "text": " I believe in you, bro."}, {"start": 9842.0, "end": 9844.0, "text": " Still brave to play blue."}, {"start": 9845.0, "end": 9855.0, "text": " True, if I want to maximize money, you don't want to go on the team that gets pundit."}, {"start": 9855.0, "end": 9871.0, "text": " Oh my god dude, how am I alive?"}, {"start": 9871.0, "end": 9873.0, "text": " Wow. Okay."}, {"start": 9878.68, "end": 9880.68, "text": " And that's basically..."}, {"start": 9888.52, "end": 9890.52, "text": " Resim? Dude, he instantly gave up."}, {"start": 9901.0, "end": 9908.0, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 9908.0, "end": 9921.0, "text": " Yo I should have stayed on the roof!"}, {"start": 9921.0, "end": 9923.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9927.92, "end": 9929.92, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9933.72, "end": 9935.72, "text": " I was like Marines"}, {"start": 9940.56, "end": 9947.3, "text": " Yeah, blues already fucked like what even is this dude double blue death that was the worst entrance"}, {"start": 9951.0, "end": 9970.16, "text": " I'm not inbound by the way, lies."}, {"start": 9970.16, "end": 9973.48, "text": " No fucking way, bitch!"}, {"start": 9973.48, "end": 9974.88, "text": " Holy fuck, man."}, {"start": 9974.88, "end": 9977.04, "text": " That guy was in the fog."}, {"start": 9977.04, "end": 9986.04, "text": " Yeah, they're literally across the whole field."}, {"start": 9986.04, "end": 9989.04, "text": " And I'm dead."}, {"start": 9989.04, "end": 9990.04, "text": " Found them!"}, {"start": 9990.04, "end": 9991.04, "text": " Goddamn!"}, {"start": 9991.04, "end": 9997.04, "text": " I'm trying to fucking find a spot to have some covered."}, {"start": 9997.04, "end": 10003.04, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 10003.04, "end": 10031.52, "text": " You know amazingly this would probably be the match to make a bob on the smokestack."}, {"start": 10031.52, "end": 10033.52, "text": " It would be"}, {"start": 10050.52, "end": 10052.52, "text": " Yeah, sure"}, {"start": 10052.52, "end": 10061.0, "text": " Oh my god that guy with the hammer oh my god the guy crashed and we never"}, {"start": 10061.0, "end": 10084.48, "text": " built the fall. Insane. Yeah, get me on the smokestack roof. Oh, there's already a"}, {"start": 10084.48, "end": 10091.48, "text": " a guy up there."}, {"start": 10099.8, "end": 10106.8, "text": " I think he heard me."}, {"start": 10114.48, "end": 10121.48, "text": " Oh really bitch!"}, {"start": 10121.48, "end": 10128.48, "text": " Look at that, look at those railing ass."}, {"start": 10128.48, "end": 10135.48, "text": " Wow, okay."}, {"start": 10135.48, "end": 10147.8, "text": " They're gonna start walking up here."}, {"start": 10147.8, "end": 10149.0, "text": " That's kind of OP."}, {"start": 10149.0, "end": 10156.0, "text": " You can finish spotting the guy when he goes behind cover."}, {"start": 10156.0, "end": 10168.0, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 10168.0, "end": 10181.48, "text": " That looks like it has a Tier 3 helmet."}, {"start": 10181.48, "end": 10203.199999999999, "text": " headshot. Bam! Being close to here is a little risky if somebody's like coming up here. I"}, {"start": 10203.2, "end": 10210.320000000002, "text": " need range there's so many corpses over there"}, {"start": 10213.560000000001, "end": 10217.44, "text": " that's friendly probably"}, {"start": 10223.320000000002, "end": 10228.240000000002, "text": " I don't know how they haven't spotted that guy and killed him yet"}, {"start": 10233.2, "end": 10241.320000000002, "text": " As I say that, just kill them."}, {"start": 10241.320000000002, "end": 10243.2, "text": " That's crazy cover."}, {"start": 10243.2, "end": 10253.44, "text": " Yeah, shooting that guy is not worth it."}, {"start": 10253.44, "end": 10260.04, "text": " I don't know how I haven't seen a single easy target to kill yet."}, {"start": 10260.04, "end": 10276.560000000001, "text": " I still don't know how much to lead by the way. I still don't know. Is that too much?"}, {"start": 10276.560000000001, "end": 10287.480000000001, "text": " Yeah, they're running up. I literally hear them. Brother, they're running up, dude. Other side."}, {"start": 10287.48, "end": 10290.06, "text": " They're running up other side other side brace"}, {"start": 10296.72, "end": 10303.939999999999, "text": " They go destroyed yo where who who the fuck has an angle"}, {"start": 10312.0, "end": 10316.0, "text": " No fucking way dude. Oh, buddy"}, {"start": 10317.48, "end": 10331.96, "text": " Someone's going to run across and I'm not going to have time to scope in and kill them because..."}, {"start": 10331.96, "end": 10332.96, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 10332.96, "end": 10343.96, "text": " I don't know if that door usually stays closed."}, {"start": 10343.960000000001, "end": 10368.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10368.960000000001, "end": 10379.800000000001, "text": " They're all on the other side of the roof and I'm gonna get shot on the face if I"}, {"start": 10379.800000000001, "end": 10382.640000000001, "text": " peek over this."}, {"start": 10389.68, "end": 10396.92, "text": " I barely hit him twice. I swear I just got shot from the roof. Like there's a guy"}, {"start": 10396.92, "end": 10398.92, "text": " on the roof returning fire"}, {"start": 10409.960000000001, "end": 10411.960000000001, "text": " Right"}, {"start": 10416.48, "end": 10418.48, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 10422.52, "end": 10424.68, "text": " It's literally two fucking brothers"}, {"start": 10427.72, "end": 10430.72, "text": " And they left"}, {"start": 10448.4, "end": 10454.84, "text": " And there he goes dumb ass and dumb ass er, I have to fucking worry about"}, {"start": 10456.92, "end": 10458.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10486.92, "end": 10507.48, "text": " I saw a bunch of them, but now not so much."}, {"start": 10507.48, "end": 10514.48, "text": " I look like they were trying to build here."}, {"start": 10514.48, "end": 10517.48, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10517.48, "end": 10522.48, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 10522.48, "end": 10531.32, "text": " Yo, this roof is actually kind of shitty."}, {"start": 10531.32, "end": 10533.32, "text": " The angles are not good."}, {"start": 10542.32, "end": 10544.32, "text": " Yeah, you're very exposed."}, {"start": 10552.32, "end": 10554.32, "text": " Trying to find..."}, {"start": 10554.32, "end": 10556.32, "text": " This actually might not be a bad spot,"}, {"start": 10556.32, "end": 10559.32, "text": " even though the guy probably already knows I'm up here."}, {"start": 10561.32, "end": 10562.32, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 10562.32, "end": 10568.32, "text": " Oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 10568.32, "end": 10581.08, "text": " Buddy, if I could find you, you'd be dead."}, {"start": 10581.08, "end": 10584.44, "text": " I feel like he's on the train tracks."}, {"start": 10584.44, "end": 10585.44, "text": " I'm dead here."}, {"start": 10585.44, "end": 10588.44, "text": " I'm going to hard peek and die."}, {"start": 10588.44, "end": 10597.44, "text": " He somehow always spots me."}, {"start": 10597.44, "end": 10600.44, "text": " Whoa, lag."}, {"start": 10600.44, "end": 10604.44, "text": " Where are you, fucker?"}, {"start": 10604.44, "end": 10610.44, "text": " He's been battling me since the game started."}, {"start": 10610.44, "end": 10628.44, "text": " are you joking brother"}, {"start": 10628.44, "end": 10637.44, "text": " bro where are you guys"}, {"start": 10637.44, "end": 10652.28, "text": " I have this phantom fuck oh, buddy"}, {"start": 10652.28, "end": 10672.28, "text": " one guy one guy installing at this point fucking kill me dude"}, {"start": 10682.28, "end": 10695.28, "text": " Maybe I'll get off the roof."}, {"start": 10695.28, "end": 10702.28, "text": " Oh, there he is!"}, {"start": 10702.28, "end": 10706.28, "text": " Buddy, you're such a rat."}, {"start": 10706.28, "end": 10711.28, "text": " It's impressive."}, {"start": 10711.28, "end": 10720.92, "text": " you were there the whole time oh my god dude what the fuck even is this dude it's"}, {"start": 10720.92, "end": 10725.560000000001, "text": " two guys literal two fucking guys"}, {"start": 10736.24, "end": 10740.2, "text": " I don't have infrared unlocked"}, {"start": 10741.28, "end": 10752.28, "text": " What the hell is going on here?"}, {"start": 10752.28, "end": 10754.28, "text": " He's gonna be a falcon."}, {"start": 10754.28, "end": 10757.28, "text": " Let me fly this."}, {"start": 10757.28, "end": 10761.28, "text": " Give me the keys."}, {"start": 10761.28, "end": 10768.28, "text": " All right, we'll take this ride."}, {"start": 10791.28, "end": 10797.28, "text": " Then he says he's going to make 200k this match, buddy."}, {"start": 10797.28, "end": 10800.28, "text": " Okay, I'm on fucking, you know the team I'm on?"}, {"start": 10821.28, "end": 10831.28, "text": " Did you not see the first fucking helly I was on?"}, {"start": 10831.28, "end": 10841.28, "text": " They literally crashed into a wall."}, {"start": 10841.28, "end": 10870.28, "text": " Yeah, you can't cut the rope when the line goes white, right?"}, {"start": 10870.28, "end": 10883.84, "text": " Why so for uh mismanaged monetary assets"}, {"start": 10883.84, "end": 10897.480000000001, "text": " You're crazy if you think I'm running your ass you're crazy, bro"}, {"start": 10897.48, "end": 10914.48, "text": " Let this guy risk it."}, {"start": 10944.48, "end": 10948.68, "text": " well been there get up there and make a difference all right as soon as you stand"}, {"start": 10948.68, "end": 10953.96, "text": " up make a difference I promise you I will all right I'm gonna watch you on"}, {"start": 10953.96, "end": 10957.119999999999, "text": " the kill theater right I expect two kills"}, {"start": 10975.279999999999, "end": 10981.38, "text": " Brother, how is this mark out? I'll get it. I'll get it. Look"}, {"start": 10992.48, "end": 10999.16, "text": " Where where is any motherfucker to shoot right now I'm gonna do cover IED missions"}, {"start": 11004.48, "end": 11024.16, "text": " Do you have APM-O? I don't know. Actually, wait, I think I do. Is it worth switching?"}, {"start": 11024.16, "end": 11040.48, "text": " Yeah, I'm not entirely sure, at least right now."}, {"start": 11040.48, "end": 11062.52, "text": " As soon as you unlock it, it's worth it."}, {"start": 11062.52, "end": 11071.640000000001, "text": " In my defense, we have no blue presence on the map, okay?"}, {"start": 11071.640000000001, "end": 11076.44, "text": " There's no control at all of the circle."}, {"start": 11076.44, "end": 11079.08, "text": " 95% of the team's at the fob."}, {"start": 11079.08, "end": 11084.24, "text": " This is a very aggressive sniper stance."}, {"start": 11084.24, "end": 11089.24, "text": " That sounded like a guy-"}, {"start": 11089.24, "end": 11098.24, "text": " Dude, why is there always some fuck at the end of the train tracks?"}, {"start": 11098.24, "end": 11104.24, "text": " A common theme."}, {"start": 11104.24, "end": 11127.24, "text": " That's where I just heard some guy walking near me."}, {"start": 11127.24, "end": 11146.92, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 11146.92, "end": 11149.92, "text": " I may have gotten spotted."}, {"start": 11149.92, "end": 11169.92, "text": " Oh, where are you?"}, {"start": 11169.92, "end": 11190.4, "text": " oh my god oh my god"}, {"start": 11190.4, "end": 11203.4, "text": " I heard his damn footsteps, man!"}, {"start": 11203.4, "end": 11215.72, "text": " You just won't keep away come back any time"}, {"start": 11226.72, "end": 11228.92, "text": " This is a high-conflict zone"}, {"start": 11233.4, "end": 11237.4, "text": " That's what I thought. Come on big boy."}, {"start": 11254.4, "end": 11256.4, "text": " Come on, we're leaving."}, {"start": 11293.4, "end": 11309.84, "text": " No, it's I have a stream cyber mode for streamer mode."}, {"start": 11309.84, "end": 11311.84, "text": " It's not the same lemon."}, {"start": 11339.84, "end": 11346.84, "text": " That's fuckin' bullshit!"}, {"start": 11346.84, "end": 11356.84, "text": " Dude, that was a headshot, man."}, {"start": 11356.84, "end": 11363.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11363.84, "end": 11368.84, "text": " Dude, that was a headshot, man."}, {"start": 11368.84, "end": 11371.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11371.84, "end": 11375.84, "text": " Oh, I don't want to be here."}, {"start": 11375.84, "end": 11378.84, "text": " Yeah, that was totally a headshot."}, {"start": 11386.84, "end": 11390.84, "text": " It's actually a scary area to be."}, {"start": 11390.84, "end": 11399.2, "text": " Something there's to hook up. Probably you get hunted in here."}, {"start": 11399.2, "end": 11401.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11418.34, "end": 11420.34, "text": " Of course"}, {"start": 11429.2, "end": 11458.880000000001, "text": " I'm going to get shot from one of these windows, and I'm going to get shot from one of these"}, {"start": 11458.880000000001, "end": 11465.880000000001, "text": " windows."}, {"start": 11488.880000000001, "end": 11507.720000000001, "text": " I saw a guy there this looks like it's so high it's gonna stop my shot"}, {"start": 11548.880000000001, "end": 11575.880000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11575.880000000001, "end": 11577.880000000001, "text": " But nah"}, {"start": 11582.28, "end": 11585.880000000001, "text": " Man, oh there's still a guy over there"}, {"start": 11592.320000000002, "end": 11594.320000000002, "text": " There's one dude who ran up"}, {"start": 11605.880000000001, "end": 11612.880000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 11612.880000000001, "end": 11624.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, go res him, go res him."}, {"start": 11624.080000000002, "end": 11629.080000000002, "text": " Who's doing it?"}, {"start": 11629.08, "end": 11636.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11636.08, "end": 11642.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11642.08, "end": 11647.08, "text": " death"}, {"start": 11647.08, "end": 11652.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11652.08, "end": 11656.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11656.08, "end": 11676.08, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 11676.08, "end": 11702.08, "text": " Dude, it sounded like someone was trying to jump in the window."}, {"start": 11702.08, "end": 11729.08, "text": " Sounds like our base is under attack."}, {"start": 11729.08, "end": 11730.08, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 11737.08, "end": 11739.08, "text": " That's such bullshit."}, {"start": 11742.08, "end": 11743.08, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 11744.08, "end": 11745.08, "text": " Kill me."}, {"start": 11759.08, "end": 11766.08, "text": " Oh fuckers, through the greatest smokes I've ever seen."}, {"start": 11775.08, "end": 11786.08, "text": " Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?"}, {"start": 11789.08, "end": 11809.68, "text": " I'm armed. I'm picking a kid up. You know what? In my defense I am getting shit on, but the"}, {"start": 11809.68, "end": 11817.44, "text": " team fucking sucks ass too. It's a double. It's a double. There's not even a single guy."}, {"start": 11819.76, "end": 11826.48, "text": " This shit is still all the way over here. We have no control at all. The whole team's"}, {"start": 11826.48, "end": 11833.28, "text": " fucking dead. There's not even any res- slight resistance from blue. This is like blue's getting"}, {"start": 11833.28, "end": 11833.78, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 11835.78, "end": 11840.28, "text": " Hell, bro, you need at least some people to work off of, there's no one to work off of."}, {"start": 11843.58, "end": 11849.08, "text": " There's not someone to like, tag a fucking shot off of and assist them. Everybody's fucking shit here."}, {"start": 11849.78, "end": 11852.08, "text": " There's no, uh, there's nothing."}, {"start": 11853.28, "end": 11860.480000000001, "text": " You need some fucking friction on your team to play solo, and like, there's no distractions."}, {"start": 11863.28, "end": 11879.26, "text": " There's no being the guy it's all builders in here and they're all dead"}, {"start": 11879.26, "end": 11901.64, "text": " Even that yeah, there's like I don't think there's gonna be this map has like no littered corpses"}, {"start": 11909.26, "end": 11919.880000000001, "text": " I don't want to fly but there's so many people and no one knows how to fly"}, {"start": 11919.880000000001, "end": 11921.880000000001, "text": " I'm back any time"}, {"start": 11923.640000000001, "end": 11925.640000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11933.76, "end": 11936.36, "text": " Yeah, this server just kind of seems like waste money"}, {"start": 11937.68, "end": 11941.560000000001, "text": " It's like two newbie. It's too newbie. I need like a"}, {"start": 11942.84, "end": 11944.84, "text": " slight team to work off of"}, {"start": 11944.84, "end": 11950.32, "text": " So you know when I go out solo, it's not like only one other guy outside the fucking base"}, {"start": 11968.04, "end": 11970.04, "text": " Yeah, maybe I'll go green"}, {"start": 11970.04, "end": 11985.04, "text": " Or maybe I'll make a fob up top, depending on what I join."}, {"start": 11985.04, "end": 12001.04, "text": " All right, this isn't that not."}, {"start": 12001.04, "end": 12009.04, "text": " Oh, this server only has blue players."}, {"start": 12009.04, "end": 12035.12, "text": " That's fresh, that's fresh."}, {"start": 12035.12, "end": 12038.12, "text": " Fresh enough."}, {"start": 12038.12, "end": 12040.320000000002, "text": " You know what I should build, bro? I should build."}, {"start": 12040.320000000002, "end": 12042.28, "text": " You know, maybe I should go Bob the Builder mode"}, {"start": 12042.28, "end": 12044.820000000002, "text": " and build the whole fucking base."}, {"start": 12044.820000000002, "end": 12047.400000000001, "text": " Easy 80 grand if no one has a fob,"}, {"start": 12047.400000000001, "end": 12049.36, "text": " and like guaranteed no one has a fob."}, {"start": 12050.84, "end": 12051.86, "text": " I'm not gonna do that though."}, {"start": 12051.86, "end": 12053.34, "text": " Building is easy money."}, {"start": 12054.28, "end": 12055.68, "text": " It's easy money."}, {"start": 12055.68, "end": 12059.52, "text": " It's so easy money that it's not that fun."}, {"start": 12059.52, "end": 12061.28, "text": " Like it's fun, but then it's like,"}, {"start": 12061.28, "end": 12064.160000000002, "text": " you're not, it's just like the default grind"}, {"start": 12064.160000000002, "end": 12065.42, "text": " when you have no money."}, {"start": 12065.42, "end": 12071.58, "text": " It's fun, I really enjoy it, but not right now."}, {"start": 12071.58, "end": 12075.22, "text": " Alright, this team has no flyers."}, {"start": 12075.22, "end": 12077.14, "text": " I don't wanna fucking fly!"}, {"start": 12077.14, "end": 12082.86, "text": " I don't wanna, dude!"}, {"start": 12082.86, "end": 12084.9, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 12084.9, "end": 12092.58, "text": " Boys, you guys gotta watch a YouTube tutorial."}, {"start": 12092.58, "end": 12094.58, "text": " to release, don't know how to fly."}, {"start": 12096.58, "end": 12099.58, "text": " I don't not try to spend my money on a helicopter, it's just a classic."}, {"start": 12108.58, "end": 12109.58, "text": " Hot Zone?"}, {"start": 12112.58, "end": 12113.58, "text": " Do you answer?"}, {"start": 12113.58, "end": 12123.58, "text": " All right, I'm severely indebted so just try to get some kills, okay?"}, {"start": 12123.58, "end": 12124.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12124.58, "end": 12125.58, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 12125.58, "end": 12126.58, "text": " Okay, baby."}, {"start": 12126.58, "end": 12137.58, "text": " Man, I wish I was in some other room useless."}, {"start": 12137.58, "end": 12138.58, "text": " Same."}, {"start": 12138.58, "end": 12139.58, "text": " Same."}, {"start": 12139.58, "end": 12145.58, "text": " All right, get ready."}, {"start": 12145.58, "end": 12148.58, "text": " Whoa, actually two fobs."}, {"start": 12148.58, "end": 12153.58, "text": " Okay, they completely missed the heart."}, {"start": 12153.58, "end": 12155.58, "text": " That was not the hot zone."}, {"start": 12155.58, "end": 12160.58, "text": " You, sir, are going to the church."}, {"start": 12160.58, "end": 12163.58, "text": " Take me to church!"}, {"start": 12163.58, "end": 12168.58, "text": " You dropped him right? You gotta drop him out."}, {"start": 12168.58, "end": 12173.58, "text": " Okay, you're not dropping."}, {"start": 12173.58, "end": 12176.58, "text": " You're not dropping?"}, {"start": 12176.58, "end": 12179.58, "text": " You're going in here?"}, {"start": 12184.58, "end": 12186.58, "text": " Brother."}, {"start": 12186.58, "end": 12190.58, "text": " Oh wait, you don't have a parachute. Not bad. Sorry."}, {"start": 12193.58, "end": 12206.3, "text": " Boys I got a guy here we got a grunt with no parachute we got a grunt with no parachute"}, {"start": 12206.300000000001, "end": 12225.820000000002, "text": " I could, I could, I could."}, {"start": 12225.820000000002, "end": 12228.500000000002, "text": " Back on fucking blue."}, {"start": 12228.500000000002, "end": 12235.02, "text": " Don't have to call him out like that."}, {"start": 12235.02, "end": 12242.02, "text": " Ah, the dumb man."}, {"start": 12242.02, "end": 12245.02, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 12245.02, "end": 12247.02, "text": " Ordeal-a-rate!"}, {"start": 12247.02, "end": 12256.02, "text": " Don't let the C4 on your head."}, {"start": 12256.02, "end": 12261.02, "text": " Motherfucker, you did the same thing!"}, {"start": 12261.02, "end": 12264.02, "text": " And?"}, {"start": 12264.02, "end": 12267.02, "text": " I should have got shamed as well."}, {"start": 12285.02, "end": 12289.02, "text": " Okay, usually, did I really not get a single assist?"}, {"start": 12289.02, "end": 12293.02, "text": " None of them really got dropped off in the correct locations."}, {"start": 12295.02, "end": 12298.02, "text": " Yeah, Luleberg kinda goes kinda useless after a while."}, {"start": 12299.02, "end": 12304.02, "text": " It was fun while it lasted, but like I said, you're at the mercy of your team dying now."}, {"start": 12308.02, "end": 12311.02, "text": " Yeah, we'll have a sniper loadout. That's why it's minus 12k."}, {"start": 12313.02, "end": 12314.02, "text": " Oh yeah, type shoot."}, {"start": 12315.02, "end": 12317.02, "text": " Yeah, let's just wait for this guy."}, {"start": 12317.02, "end": 12322.02, "text": " Yeah, wait for that guy."}, {"start": 12322.02, "end": 12325.02, "text": " Why does he look fat?"}, {"start": 12325.02, "end": 12328.02, "text": " I'm not fat."}, {"start": 12328.02, "end": 12332.02, "text": " You look like you ate animals super fat, dude."}, {"start": 12332.02, "end": 12335.02, "text": " I can hear your neck rolls from here."}, {"start": 12335.02, "end": 12336.02, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 12336.02, "end": 12341.02, "text": " I can hear yours from before you spawn."}, {"start": 12341.02, "end": 12342.2, "text": " SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII."}, {"start": 12342.2, "end": 12344.140000000001, "text": " Now that was a good little bro, you gotcha."}, {"start": 12352.140000000001, "end": 12357.26, "text": " Yeah, and the reason I stuttered is because the shockwaves were still coming through my bag though."}, {"start": 12357.84, "end": 12359.84, "text": " He's right, he's right. I spent- I..."}, {"start": 12360.32, "end": 12361.54, "text": " There are shockwaves."}, {"start": 12362.4, "end": 12364.74, "text": " It checks out. The stutter checks out."}, {"start": 12365.0, "end": 12365.92, "text": " He's not lying."}, {"start": 12367.4, "end": 12368.220000000001, "text": " Ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 12368.220000000001, "end": 12375.220000000001, "text": " We are all on duty, bro. Okay, work together."}, {"start": 12375.220000000001, "end": 12377.220000000001, "text": " Don't be loose."}, {"start": 12377.220000000001, "end": 12379.220000000001, "text": " Don't be loose."}, {"start": 12379.220000000001, "end": 12382.220000000001, "text": " I'm just here to have fun, brother."}, {"start": 12382.220000000001, "end": 12384.220000000001, "text": " I'm mobbing up."}, {"start": 12384.220000000001, "end": 12388.220000000001, "text": " Where you feeling, bro? You a hot zone player, bro? You a hot zone player?"}, {"start": 12388.220000000001, "end": 12391.220000000001, "text": " You seem like a hot dropper. Give me some money. Give me some money."}, {"start": 12391.220000000001, "end": 12394.220000000001, "text": " Four kills minimum. Four kills minimum."}, {"start": 12394.220000000001, "end": 12397.840000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah, fuck that sir. There's like a thousand of them down there. You don't want to go"}, {"start": 12400.080000000002, "end": 12402.2, "text": " Where are you feeling where you're feeling you a sniper"}, {"start": 12406.160000000002, "end": 12409.060000000001, "text": " You got a very sure here on this tower on this tower"}, {"start": 12424.220000000001, "end": 12428.320000000002, "text": " Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da a da-"}, {"start": 12431.380000000001, "end": 12434.86, "text": " He jumped so early? Yeah, I don't think you wanted to go on the tower."}, {"start": 12438.78, "end": 12441.480000000001, "text": " Y'know what? Maybe the goal is to go on red."}, {"start": 12441.980000000001, "end": 12446.320000000002, "text": " So you just- You're at fuckin' show four for all the tier five wales."}, {"start": 12447.02, "end": 12449.52, "text": " And then you know they're just gonna farm the server?"}, {"start": 12450.04, "end": 12453.52, "text": " So you drop them off twice, and then it's just like, ching! ching! ching!"}, {"start": 12454.220000000001, "end": 12461.220000000001, "text": " I'm just dropping out a bunch of fucking tier one bots against fucking the juggernaut"}, {"start": 12461.220000000001, "end": 12468.220000000001, "text": " It's someone as far as a chamber."}, {"start": 12468.220000000001, "end": 12483.220000000001, "text": " It's someone as far as a helicopter."}, {"start": 12483.220000000001, "end": 12485.220000000001, "text": " Someone has put a helicopter!"}, {"start": 12485.220000000001, "end": 12487.220000000001, "text": " Someone has put a helicopter!"}, {"start": 12487.220000000001, "end": 12489.220000000001, "text": " Someone has put a helicopter!"}, {"start": 12495.220000000001, "end": 12497.220000000001, "text": " Someone has put a helicopter!"}, {"start": 12497.220000000001, "end": 12499.220000000001, "text": " Alright that guy's dead."}, {"start": 12499.220000000001, "end": 12501.220000000001, "text": " I dropped him up earlier."}, {"start": 12501.220000000001, "end": 12503.220000000001, "text": " New tape?"}, {"start": 12503.220000000001, "end": 12505.220000000001, "text": " Oh shit, new music."}, {"start": 12507.220000000001, "end": 12509.220000000001, "text": " Alright, we're living boys."}, {"start": 12509.220000000001, "end": 12514.220000000001, "text": " What happened? Where's my cassette? Oh, wait."}, {"start": 12514.220000000001, "end": 12520.220000000001, "text": " Alright, I need music, boys. I just bought this from the store before the war."}, {"start": 12520.220000000001, "end": 12524.220000000001, "text": " I, I, I, I used to have very..."}, {"start": 12524.220000000001, "end": 12530.220000000001, "text": " ...easy to run. I sang as a shooter. I used to have very..."}, {"start": 12530.220000000001, "end": 12532.220000000001, "text": " I used to have very..."}, {"start": 12532.220000000001, "end": 12534.220000000001, "text": " Oh, man. Oh, what are you were singing?"}, {"start": 12534.220000000001, "end": 12536.220000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12564.220000000001, "end": 12585.1, "text": " I have a theory that a lot of blue players stay in base because they're scared."}, {"start": 12585.1, "end": 12588.94, "text": " So they play at like just a base defense."}, {"start": 12588.94, "end": 12593.62, "text": " All the other teams go out raiding, where it's like they're the big bad wolves that"}, {"start": 12593.62, "end": 12602.1, "text": " The blue house is made out of twigs and the pinkies are always scared to leave the house."}, {"start": 12605.6, "end": 12609.1, "text": " Notice every server! Notice I'm seeing a pattern."}, {"start": 12611.02, "end": 12615.04, "text": " Okay, actually wait a minute. This server has a lot more blue venturing out."}, {"start": 12623.62, "end": 12627.62, "text": " Main day! Main day!"}, {"start": 12641.62, "end": 12645.62, "text": " I regret spending $750 on that."}, {"start": 12645.62, "end": 12648.62, "text": " That could have been two medkits."}, {"start": 12653.62, "end": 12655.62, "text": " That's a mad man."}, {"start": 12655.62, "end": 12658.62, "text": " Yeah, man, someone's are now mad, okay, Shroud?"}, {"start": 12658.62, "end": 12661.62, "text": " Not almost got 10 fucking million, okay?"}, {"start": 12661.62, "end": 12665.62, "text": " Someone's got a fucking, you know,"}, {"start": 12665.62, "end": 12669.62, "text": " pilot a bunch of nudes to the battlefield,"}, {"start": 12669.62, "end": 12673.62, "text": " so you can slaughter them, okay?"}, {"start": 12673.62, "end": 12677.62, "text": " Literally, bro, I'm going, you know, I'm literally,"}, {"start": 12677.62, "end": 12682.62, "text": " I'm basically a farmer spreading all the fucking food."}, {"start": 12682.62, "end": 12686.740000000002, "text": " food. So the- so the fucking pigs can eat."}, {"start": 12689.240000000002, "end": 12695.380000000001, "text": " I'm just seasoning the battlefield for all the fucking- I'm literally giving them money to farm."}, {"start": 12697.62, "end": 12700.220000000001, "text": " Ah, boys! The pigs are hungry."}, {"start": 12701.300000000001, "end": 12703.7, "text": " And you guys, they really enjoy eating your color."}, {"start": 12706.54, "end": 12711.460000000001, "text": " You get a different tape. They really enjoy it. Don't worry, food's on the way."}, {"start": 12713.02, "end": 12715.02, "text": " Who's on the wire boys?"}, {"start": 12717.900000000001, "end": 12719.900000000001, "text": " Hop in hop in I've seen a lot of you before"}, {"start": 12723.660000000002, "end": 12725.660000000002, "text": " All good, I'll give it"}, {"start": 12728.34, "end": 12730.900000000001, "text": " Hurry up guys red and green are expecting their meal"}, {"start": 12732.58, "end": 12734.58, "text": " We need two more"}, {"start": 12736.58, "end": 12738.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12739.300000000001, "end": 12740.980000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12740.98, "end": 12743.619999999999, "text": " I got two I got a two o'clock drop off. Let's go"}, {"start": 12745.06, "end": 12747.3, "text": " No, we just did one guy"}, {"start": 12749.779999999999, "end": 12751.779999999999, "text": " One guy"}, {"start": 12756.539999999999, "end": 12758.619999999999, "text": " All right, you can set new cassette"}, {"start": 12762.02, "end": 12767.32, "text": " Oh my god, this song this song is not it, but I already spent money on it. So I have to pretend to like"}, {"start": 12770.98, "end": 12774.26, "text": " I have to fanboy the song, I already spent money on it"}, {"start": 12774.26, "end": 12776.82, "text": " so I therefore need to defend it"}, {"start": 12776.82, "end": 12779.619999999999, "text": " to justify my investment"}, {"start": 12780.98, "end": 12782.98, "text": " I have to, even though I don't like it"}, {"start": 12796.5, "end": 12798.5, "text": " You guys prefer silence?"}, {"start": 12800.98, "end": 12804.26, "text": " This is hyping you guys"}, {"start": 12823.939999999999, "end": 12828.1, "text": " Where you feeling bro you got a parachute this time"}, {"start": 12830.98, "end": 12832.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12848.1, "end": 12851.859999999999, "text": " Blue is poor camouflage two teams can attack the blue team's tower"}, {"start": 12860.98, "end": 12867.98, "text": " I can fart in a mic and it sounds better."}, {"start": 12878.66, "end": 12881.66, "text": " I actually can't do the purr."}, {"start": 12890.98, "end": 12902.14, "text": " It sounds like a fucking pigeon."}, {"start": 12902.14, "end": 12907.98, "text": " You need the fucking proper mouth loop to fucking do it."}, {"start": 12907.98, "end": 12911.98, "text": " You need a saliva to dryness ratio."}, {"start": 12911.98, "end": 12916.98, "text": " Those sad boys, repeat customers?"}, {"start": 12916.98, "end": 12919.98, "text": " Come on, the pigs are hungry. Load up, guys."}, {"start": 12919.98, "end": 12922.98, "text": " I'm just a farmer."}, {"start": 12922.98, "end": 12924.98, "text": " Load up, boys."}, {"start": 12924.98, "end": 12926.98, "text": " Let me get another tape."}, {"start": 12926.98, "end": 12930.98, "text": " I'm telling you, bro, I literally, all I do is send these people to die."}, {"start": 12930.98, "end": 12933.98, "text": " That is my job right now."}, {"start": 12933.98, "end": 12936.98, "text": " The customers are here. What am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 12936.98, "end": 12940.98, "text": " They're here. Every time. The doors are unlocked."}, {"start": 12940.98, "end": 12961.539999999999, "text": " I had new music for our ride. New music. That you've all heard 50 times."}, {"start": 12961.539999999999, "end": 12965.46, "text": " Has there even been a player that's gotten an assist? Because I haven't heard any catching"}, {"start": 12965.460000000001, "end": 12973.78, "text": " noise I haven't heard it and I've dropped like 24 players off with the"}, {"start": 12973.78, "end": 12975.78, "text": " One die!"}, {"start": 12994.78, "end": 12997.78, "text": " Alright, boys, I believe in all of you. Get a kill for me, alright?"}, {"start": 12998.78, "end": 13001.78, "text": " Please, like, give me a discount on the next slide here."}, {"start": 13003.78, "end": 13007.62, "text": " Delta Airlines Delta Airlines. I'll give you a gift card."}, {"start": 13020.02, "end": 13021.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god, a profit!"}, {"start": 13024.18, "end": 13031.220000000001, "text": " 200k, here we come! Road to, road to one million! Road to one million!"}, {"start": 13033.78, "end": 13035.78, "text": " Winkleman in love!"}, {"start": 13036.78, "end": 13038.78, "text": " Winkleman in love!"}, {"start": 13055.78, "end": 13059.78, "text": " Guys, the amount, every time I come here there's so many blue dots."}, {"start": 13059.78, "end": 13065.220000000001, "text": " This is a transporter's dream even it actually shows your team getting fucking owned"}, {"start": 13075.74, "end": 13077.74, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 13077.74, "end": 13091.26, "text": " We're leaving boys, we're leaving."}, {"start": 13091.26, "end": 13092.619999999999, "text": " My favorite customers."}, {"start": 13092.619999999999, "end": 13097.3, "text": " We have four cities boys, let's move."}, {"start": 13097.300000000001, "end": 13107.300000000001, "text": " You can do medic heli with dpeps?"}, {"start": 13107.300000000001, "end": 13108.300000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 13108.300000000001, "end": 13109.300000000001, "text": " Maybe I will."}, {"start": 13109.300000000001, "end": 13111.300000000001, "text": " It's scary to do it though."}, {"start": 13111.300000000001, "end": 13113.300000000001, "text": " Alright, we're leaving."}, {"start": 13113.300000000001, "end": 13114.300000000001, "text": " I swear this guy..."}, {"start": 13114.300000000001, "end": 13117.300000000001, "text": " Every time I come back this guy's here."}, {"start": 13117.300000000001, "end": 13119.300000000001, "text": " And now his head is broken."}, {"start": 13119.300000000001, "end": 13129.340000000002, "text": " Oh my god, yep, that's why he died last time you're right"}, {"start": 13149.300000000001, "end": 13154.300000000001, "text": " I like sitting in silence."}, {"start": 13154.300000000001, "end": 13158.300000000001, "text": " No, it's cool, like, in the start of the game, but, like,"}, {"start": 13158.300000000001, "end": 13161.300000000001, "text": " when we're getting fucking pounded in our ass like this,"}, {"start": 13161.300000000001, "end": 13162.300000000001, "text": " it's like it's dying."}, {"start": 13162.300000000001, "end": 13165.300000000001, "text": " I know. I know what you're doing."}, {"start": 13165.300000000001, "end": 13170.300000000001, "text": " And we are. We are."}, {"start": 13170.300000000001, "end": 13172.300000000001, "text": " Where are we feeling?"}, {"start": 13172.300000000001, "end": 13175.300000000001, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 13175.300000000001, "end": 13178.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 13178.300000000001, "end": 13208.140000000001, "text": " He is in the blue, isn't he?"}, {"start": 13208.14, "end": 13210.14, "text": " He used to lose it."}, {"start": 13210.14, "end": 13213.14, "text": " Yeah, blue players just like it."}, {"start": 13216.14, "end": 13217.14, "text": " You know what, man?"}, {"start": 13217.14, "end": 13220.14, "text": " Blue players are an interesting group, okay?"}, {"start": 13225.14, "end": 13227.14, "text": " The blue team is still the best."}, {"start": 13229.14, "end": 13232.14, "text": " Sure, we have our flaws, okay?"}, {"start": 13232.14, "end": 13234.14, "text": " That are many, okay?"}, {"start": 13234.14, "end": 13236.14, "text": " But you know what, man?"}, {"start": 13236.14, "end": 13238.14, "text": " We're a team."}, {"start": 13238.14, "end": 13240.14, "text": " Alright, we still come back."}, {"start": 13242.14, "end": 13249.14, "text": " We still come back even though we're most likely the poorest fucking color."}, {"start": 13252.14, "end": 13255.14, "text": " Hey, my favorite post-it boys!"}, {"start": 13255.14, "end": 13256.14, "text": " Sheesh!"}, {"start": 13256.14, "end": 13269.779999999999, "text": " This server is the greatest death server for a fucking transporter I've ever seen."}, {"start": 13269.779999999999, "end": 13274.019999999999, "text": " It's a full package every time I come back."}, {"start": 13274.019999999999, "end": 13276.019999999999, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13276.019999999999, "end": 13281.5, "text": " Alright boys, what are we doing different this time?"}, {"start": 13281.5, "end": 13283.5, "text": " Could we learn anything?"}, {"start": 13283.5, "end": 13288.5, "text": " can we apply ourselves differently?"}, {"start": 13288.5, "end": 13295.5, "text": " uh, we spawned a west-out vehicle called, when you spawn on it, there was a bunch of enemies just trying to see for work"}, {"start": 13295.5, "end": 13296.5, "text": " oh yeah"}, {"start": 13296.5, "end": 13300.5, "text": " uh, I don't know what the sign is, it was talking about how they're down there"}, {"start": 13303.5, "end": 13307.5, "text": " hey, that's gonna look like that, it's a, uh, awesome one over there"}, {"start": 13307.5, "end": 13309.5, "text": " uh, like, oh fuck, no teammates"}, {"start": 13309.5, "end": 13311.5, "text": " wait, why do you want to drop out there?"}, {"start": 13311.5, "end": 13321.92, "text": " fuck why is it gonna drop out there you guys hot zone or fob what a non-existent"}, {"start": 13321.92, "end": 13331.68, "text": " Bob but they hacked they hacked the bomb you're gonna go right in I'll drop you"}, {"start": 13331.68, "end": 13333.68, "text": " Right in it's risky"}, {"start": 13346.880000000001, "end": 13349.52, "text": " I did one way that guy looks like he needs to pick up"}, {"start": 13361.68, "end": 13371.84, "text": " Yeah man, you need a ride?"}, {"start": 13371.84, "end": 13372.84, "text": " Are you walking there?"}, {"start": 13372.84, "end": 13373.84, "text": " Are you walking?"}, {"start": 13373.84, "end": 13374.84, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13374.84, "end": 13375.84, "text": " Yeah, I'm walking."}, {"start": 13375.84, "end": 13376.84, "text": " I'm walking."}, {"start": 13376.84, "end": 13387.84, "text": " Yeah, but he's going full recon mode."}, {"start": 13387.84, "end": 13390.84, "text": " Yeah, but he's going full recon mode."}, {"start": 13393.84, "end": 13396.84, "text": " I think I go full recon mode."}, {"start": 13398.84, "end": 13401.84, "text": " He's probably European, probably."}, {"start": 13406.84, "end": 13410.84, "text": " Mary!"}, {"start": 13411.84, "end": 13415.84, "text": " 40 hours and you never got in a heli? What?"}, {"start": 13415.84, "end": 13420.68, "text": " Even when the game first starts, you just go right to the car, the car driving actually"}, {"start": 13420.68, "end": 13422.56, "text": " grew on me, it's pretty fun."}, {"start": 13422.56, "end": 13427.4, "text": " Especially if you find like a good truck route and just fucking book it and keep delivering"}, {"start": 13427.4, "end": 13435.12, "text": " pallets."}, {"start": 13435.12, "end": 13440.92, "text": " It's not like amazing driving, but it's fun enough driving on, finding like a good route"}, {"start": 13440.92, "end": 13443.76, "text": " to deliver pallets to the fob."}, {"start": 13443.76, "end": 13446.52, "text": " Really it takes like two and a half minutes if you go 80 kilometers"}, {"start": 13455.64, "end": 13457.64, "text": " It doesn't take that long"}, {"start": 13460.44, "end": 13466.76, "text": " All right, yeah, I don't think they want to hear it so maybe we do something sad but like motivational Lee sad"}, {"start": 13473.76, "end": 13476.76, "text": " All right, let's move."}, {"start": 13476.76, "end": 13485.76, "text": " It's not really sad, but maybe it fits the theme."}, {"start": 13485.76, "end": 13499.76, "text": " Hey, out three more, we're lifting."}, {"start": 13499.76, "end": 13509.76, "text": " Just wait two minutes."}, {"start": 13509.76, "end": 13519.76, "text": " Ah, we're living."}, {"start": 13519.76, "end": 13522.16, "text": " Those guys are fucking shopping."}, {"start": 13549.76, "end": 13562.28, "text": " You get a lot of money moving the respawner, don't you?"}, {"start": 13562.28, "end": 13564.28, "text": " Is it like 2,000 per spotting?"}, {"start": 13566.28, "end": 13568.28, "text": " But then it is a 10 minute cooldown."}, {"start": 13583.28, "end": 13586.28, "text": " I almost died there. I almost fumbled the keybinds and..."}, {"start": 13589.28, "end": 13590.28, "text": " Pitched down."}, {"start": 13592.28, "end": 13595.28, "text": " If you die you stop getting money."}, {"start": 13597.28, "end": 13600.28, "text": " Shit, there's gotta be a multiplier, bro."}, {"start": 13600.28, "end": 13604.28, "text": " I've dropped 30 plus troops, or 30 troops."}, {"start": 13604.28, "end": 13608.28, "text": " There should be a survival multiplier or something."}, {"start": 13608.28, "end": 13624.76, "text": " Blue is going to be at zero points because there's always a shits on a bus in HQ every"}, {"start": 13624.76, "end": 13628.0, "text": " time I come back."}, {"start": 13628.0, "end": 13629.400000000001, "text": " Every single time."}, {"start": 13629.400000000001, "end": 13630.800000000001, "text": " That's why."}, {"start": 13630.800000000001, "end": 13633.900000000001, "text": " How green and red's number is always never moving"}, {"start": 13656.6, "end": 13659.080000000002, "text": " I could do some fly by defense"}, {"start": 13659.08, "end": 13663.32, "text": " Wait, can I actually have the defib unlocked?"}, {"start": 13663.32, "end": 13666.56, "text": " I don't know how I'm not medic leveled yet."}, {"start": 13666.56, "end": 13669.56, "text": " 50k money, dude."}, {"start": 13669.56, "end": 13678.56, "text": " It's a lot, it's a lot of money, it's a lot of money."}, {"start": 13678.56, "end": 13685.56, "text": " It's a lot, that's a lot of money."}, {"start": 13685.56, "end": 13686.56, "text": " Get an SMG?"}, {"start": 13686.56, "end": 13687.56, "text": " I mean, I have it."}, {"start": 13687.56, "end": 13688.56, "text": " I just have to spend 50k."}, {"start": 13688.56, "end": 13697.519999999999, "text": " I'm already a level 11. Think of all the people you could rez? I know. True."}, {"start": 13700.88, "end": 13703.359999999999, "text": " Dear supplies, I would have to take the Blackbird."}, {"start": 13710.32, "end": 13715.84, "text": " SMG, DFib, Hot Zone. Yeah, it's all the way over there."}, {"start": 13715.84, "end": 13722.84, "text": " shit, hold up, I gotta take a fucking shit, god damn, hold up, I might die, hold up,"}, {"start": 13722.84, "end": 13724.84, "text": " hold up, hold up."}, {"start": 14045.84, "end": 14064.26, "text": " all right sorry about that boys I y'all back from open for business the shit has been"}, {"start": 14064.26, "end": 14070.52, "text": " shit for goldies flying services are open again"}, {"start": 14071.56, "end": 14084.48, "text": " how do we get here 10k 10k 10k one guy two guy one guy two guy we got a three"}, {"start": 14084.48, "end": 14091.32, "text": " guy we don't you guys think there's artillery do I spend money and get a"}, {"start": 14091.32, "end": 14095.119999999999, "text": " I create full of C4. You know what? I'm gonna do that"}, {"start": 14099.539999999999, "end": 14102.36, "text": " One second boys just hold two seconds"}, {"start": 14106.279999999999, "end": 14108.46, "text": " I'm leaving we're leaving pop back in the seat"}, {"start": 14108.460000000001, "end": 14110.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14113.02, "end": 14115.02, "text": " Just"}, {"start": 14117.140000000001, "end": 14123.6, "text": " A minute okay, we're about to leave bro. You gotta hurry up. We're leaving. I'm literally leaving right now"}, {"start": 14133.78, "end": 14136.980000000001, "text": " All right, two years two years max"}, {"start": 14138.460000000001, "end": 14149.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, just don't mind, uh, don't mind the, uh, Kray with the C4, just ignore it."}, {"start": 14149.460000000001, "end": 14150.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14150.460000000001, "end": 14151.460000000001, "text": " Okay, only takes two."}, {"start": 14151.460000000001, "end": 14161.740000000002, "text": " Oh, I never put anything in the Kray."}, {"start": 14161.740000000002, "end": 14162.740000000002, "text": " Is it too late?"}, {"start": 14162.740000000002, "end": 14163.740000000002, "text": " Is it too late?"}, {"start": 14163.740000000002, "end": 14164.740000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14164.74, "end": 14180.82, "text": " late how do I see what's in the crate I can't access the crates inventory you"}, {"start": 14180.82, "end": 14186.9, "text": " have to be a base shit maybe it depends it's a 50 50 look it will break on"}, {"start": 14186.9, "end": 14196.9, "text": " impact. Where you going, dude?"}, {"start": 14202.9, "end": 14206.9, "text": " No, that's for inventory."}, {"start": 14216.9, "end": 14221.82, "text": " Okay, that's where red lives. Let's see how effective one C4 crate drop is"}, {"start": 14225.34, "end": 14228.5, "text": " One door dash one bomb dash"}, {"start": 14231.06, "end": 14233.06, "text": " Just one bomb dish"}, {"start": 14246.9, "end": 14256.34, "text": " No, he broke the crate!"}, {"start": 14256.34, "end": 14261.02, "text": " I should have dropped it on the mortar, dude."}, {"start": 14261.02, "end": 14262.02, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 14262.02, "end": 14264.66, "text": " Whoa, you know what?"}, {"start": 14264.66, "end": 14270.74, "text": " He shot the C4 and it gonna blow up the heli."}, {"start": 14270.74, "end": 14272.5, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 14272.5, "end": 14282.02, "text": " The plan was to drop the crate and then detonate it, but the guys shot the fucking crate and me"}, {"start": 14283.78, "end": 14285.88, "text": " Well blew it all blew good score"}, {"start": 14294.34, "end": 14300.46, "text": " Why would it you can shoot C4 can't you shoot C4 and now feel good it blows up"}, {"start": 14302.5, "end": 14320.5, "text": " I swear repairing it doesn't fix the bullet holes in the windshield."}, {"start": 14320.5, "end": 14345.5, "text": " Can I walk off or a heli lift?"}, {"start": 14345.5, "end": 14360.1, "text": " Oh yeah, you can get back in, hold up."}, {"start": 14360.1, "end": 14361.9, "text": " I just got a heal, I took damage."}, {"start": 14361.9, "end": 14365.18, "text": " You guys can get it on the other side."}, {"start": 14365.18, "end": 14375.18, "text": " You just can't keep away."}, {"start": 14375.18, "end": 14385.18, "text": " Ah, we're moving."}, {"start": 14385.18, "end": 14408.380000000001, "text": " This guy's name is Makak."}, {"start": 14408.380000000001, "end": 14411.380000000001, "text": " He's French."}, {"start": 14411.380000000001, "end": 14414.380000000001, "text": " Maka-kei!"}, {"start": 14434.380000000001, "end": 14440.380000000001, "text": " Love that song, man. Now apply that helicopter to you getting a fucking kill, cause I'm poor as shit, okay?"}, {"start": 14441.380000000001, "end": 14448.380000000001, "text": " I'm going to go down, I'm going to go down."}, {"start": 14471.380000000001, "end": 14475.380000000001, "text": " I like go-poo! I like go-poo!"}, {"start": 14481.380000000001, "end": 14482.380000000001, "text": " Are you fucking..."}, {"start": 14482.380000000001, "end": 14484.380000000001, "text": " How are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 14484.380000000001, "end": 14486.380000000001, "text": " Did a C4 go on?"}, {"start": 14487.380000000001, "end": 14488.380000000001, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 14488.380000000001, "end": 14489.380000000001, "text": " Did a C4..."}, {"start": 14489.380000000001, "end": 14492.380000000001, "text": " Did a C4 go on the little bird?"}, {"start": 14494.380000000001, "end": 14495.380000000001, "text": " What the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 14495.380000000001, "end": 14496.380000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 14496.380000000001, "end": 14508.36, "text": " you never dropped it yes I did I definitely dropped it what dude I have"}, {"start": 14508.36, "end": 14512.000000000002, "text": " literally heard the noise I hit G"}, {"start": 14512.0, "end": 14516.0, "text": " It definitely did"}, {"start": 14521.36, "end": 14525.94, "text": " Yeah, the guy bailed buddy the guy bailed"}, {"start": 14537.12, "end": 14540.02, "text": " We're scouring the oh my god"}, {"start": 14542.0, "end": 14544.0, "text": " It's not in the control zone"}, {"start": 14546.2, "end": 14552.8, "text": " Bro, oh my god, they lost it this this game right now. I don't want to do this"}, {"start": 14562.84, "end": 14564.84, "text": " Blue team"}, {"start": 14572.0, "end": 14574.0, "text": " Lada boys, lada!"}, {"start": 14577.0, "end": 14580.0, "text": " You're literally doing nothing to contribute?"}, {"start": 14580.0, "end": 14583.0, "text": " Uh, what about transporting over 30 troops?"}, {"start": 14583.0, "end": 14585.0, "text": " Passhole, alright."}, {"start": 14594.0, "end": 14596.0, "text": " Into death?"}, {"start": 14596.0, "end": 14597.0, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14597.0, "end": 14600.0, "text": " Vibration ends when they land."}, {"start": 14602.0, "end": 14608.96, "text": " we're leaving boys we're leaving right now we're going right now"}, {"start": 14609.96, "end": 14613.76, "text": " ah get in get in"}, {"start": 14616.28, "end": 14621.32, "text": " oh wait for him he's ready get in get in"}, {"start": 14621.32, "end": 14636.56, "text": " Yeah, they wanted me to leave you dude. They said I was being greedy. Whereas I see you"}, {"start": 14636.56, "end": 14638.56, "text": " being a vital part of the team."}, {"start": 14639.56, "end": 14641.56, "text": " I am the team."}, {"start": 14647.56, "end": 14649.56, "text": " I'm gonna go open it."}, {"start": 14666.56, "end": 14673.56, "text": " I do not feel the dark side as you do."}, {"start": 14673.56, "end": 14686.56, "text": " I see through the eyes of the Jedi. I do not feel the dark side as you do."}, {"start": 14686.56, "end": 14688.56, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 14694.56, "end": 14696.56, "text": " Get away from my boys!"}, {"start": 14697.56, "end": 14699.56, "text": " Get away from my guys!"}, {"start": 14700.56, "end": 14702.56, "text": " Get away from my guys!"}, {"start": 14702.56, "end": 14717.26, "text": " You know what, fuck that shit."}, {"start": 14717.26, "end": 14719.699999999999, "text": " This is a free-hand- oh fuck, actually we're dead."}, {"start": 14719.699999999999, "end": 14720.699999999999, "text": " No we're not."}, {"start": 14720.699999999999, "end": 14721.699999999999, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 14721.699999999999, "end": 14722.699999999999, "text": " Do I have a parachute?"}, {"start": 14722.699999999999, "end": 14723.699999999999, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 14723.699999999999, "end": 14724.699999999999, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 14724.699999999999, "end": 14727.5, "text": " We might go down with the ship."}, {"start": 14727.5, "end": 14729.5, "text": " Or I landed in bail."}, {"start": 14729.5, "end": 14731.38, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 14731.380000000001, "end": 14736.380000000001, "text": " This actually is just losing speed, naturally, and a lot."}, {"start": 14743.380000000001, "end": 14744.380000000001, "text": " Where they at?"}, {"start": 14745.380000000001, "end": 14746.380000000001, "text": " I can get kills with this."}, {"start": 14754.380000000001, "end": 14755.380000000001, "text": " It's about to end anyways."}, {"start": 14761.380000000001, "end": 14771.380000000001, "text": " Man, I was about to accelerate."}, {"start": 14771.380000000001, "end": 14782.18, "text": " Alright, next match, we're abandoning blue."}, {"start": 14782.18, "end": 14786.86, "text": " Okay, next match."}, {"start": 14786.86, "end": 14788.86, "text": " I'm done with Blue."}, {"start": 14788.86, "end": 14794.18, "text": " Here we go guys, this is the comeback."}, {"start": 14794.18, "end": 14805.66, "text": " We got this."}, {"start": 14805.66, "end": 14806.66, "text": " I do have a bow."}, {"start": 14806.66, "end": 14807.66, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 14807.66, "end": 14812.7, "text": " Actually maybe we'll do some recon bow life."}, {"start": 14812.7, "end": 14814.7, "text": " I need to get at least one kill."}, {"start": 14832.140000000001, "end": 14835.140000000001, "text": " Nooo! I'm dead! I'm dead!"}, {"start": 14836.480000000001, "end": 14838.480000000001, "text": " I am no longer here!"}, {"start": 14840.480000000001, "end": 14842.480000000001, "text": " Damn, that was a good throw!"}, {"start": 14842.7, "end": 14846.300000000001, "text": " Damn! That was actually y'all good throw man! Ow!"}, {"start": 14861.34, "end": 14863.34, "text": " Okay. Yikes."}, {"start": 14923.34, "end": 14936.7, "text": " Alright. Alright, boys. Green. Alright, here we go. Green. Alright. And now we're gonna"}, {"start": 14936.7, "end": 14945.18, "text": " go green. Please, guys, let me in! I don't wanna go blue, bro! I don't wanna! Please!"}, {"start": 14945.18, "end": 14947.18, "text": " Don't make me don't let me go there"}, {"start": 14953.94, "end": 14955.94, "text": " All right, we're good we're good"}, {"start": 14957.380000000001, "end": 14965.94, "text": " No, no, no, no, I don't want to go there man. I can't I've been there all day dude. I've been there all day"}, {"start": 14969.7, "end": 14972.26, "text": " You don't understand dude, it's not even the same game"}, {"start": 14975.18, "end": 14989.1, "text": " Okay we got some master clickers apparently holy shit."}, {"start": 14989.1, "end": 14993.300000000001, "text": " Watch green, just get fucked now."}, {"start": 14993.300000000001, "end": 14995.460000000001, "text": " There it is, red."}, {"start": 14995.460000000001, "end": 15002.460000000001, "text": " Sheesh boys, almost went blue."}, {"start": 15002.460000000001, "end": 15011.460000000001, "text": " Look what the cat on the edge of it is."}, {"start": 15011.460000000001, "end": 15021.460000000001, "text": " Hey shit boys, almost went over to the wall."}, {"start": 15021.460000000001, "end": 15026.26, "text": " Do you have to compensate a lot with the bow?"}, {"start": 15026.26, "end": 15041.660000000002, "text": " Lay it out, you know what, fuck that dude, you know what, blew for life."}, {"start": 15041.660000000002, "end": 15047.62, "text": " Honestly, if I wanted to make easy money, I'd go green and red and let the other players"}, {"start": 15047.62, "end": 15062.660000000002, "text": " carry me like the people in the chat room. Alright. I didn't say anything. 125 fucking dollars"}, {"start": 15062.660000000002, "end": 15075.94, "text": " for the bow, bro. You know what? I'm investing. I am investing."}, {"start": 15077.62, "end": 15079.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15083.980000000001, "end": 15085.960000000001, "text": " Pay themselves triple"}, {"start": 15089.220000000001, "end": 15091.5, "text": " Triple what do you mean? I got a hundred fifty"}, {"start": 15095.54, "end": 15097.54, "text": " They're crazy"}, {"start": 15099.220000000001, "end": 15101.220000000001, "text": " Once you get the ghillie soon you"}, {"start": 15103.140000000001, "end": 15105.140000000001, "text": " Ghillie in the fucking thermals"}, {"start": 15107.62, "end": 15109.62, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 15112.62, "end": 15114.62, "text": " Where's the"}, {"start": 15116.820000000002, "end": 15118.820000000002, "text": " Yikes"}, {"start": 15121.460000000001, "end": 15123.460000000001, "text": " Pretend this is enough"}, {"start": 15123.460000000001, "end": 15125.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15134.460000000001, "end": 15136.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, I should I got a bigger backpack"}, {"start": 15137.7, "end": 15141.1, "text": " Can I still switch the backpack out 20 fucking grand"}, {"start": 15142.460000000001, "end": 15146.1, "text": " You know what I'm gonna prioritize not shooting"}, {"start": 15149.7, "end": 15151.7, "text": " No fucking I don't need heels"}, {"start": 15153.460000000001, "end": 15158.460000000001, "text": " Goddamnit guys I should have won with them. I should have fucking won with them"}, {"start": 15183.460000000001, "end": 15185.460000000001, "text": " I'm dying of a dog"}, {"start": 15185.460000000001, "end": 15186.660000000002, "text": " I'm going to kill myself"}, {"start": 15186.660000000002, "end": 15188.660000000002, "text": " I'm going to kill myself"}, {"start": 15213.460000000001, "end": 15228.460000000001, "text": " I haven't heard this one."}, {"start": 15228.460000000001, "end": 15239.460000000001, "text": " Wow, no one dropped to the blue."}, {"start": 15239.460000000001, "end": 15266.460000000001, "text": " keys. I like this one."}, {"start": 15266.460000000001, "end": 15268.86, "text": " I got an old shanty on the house."}, {"start": 15268.86, "end": 15270.36, "text": " I'm going to change the position."}, {"start": 15270.36, "end": 15271.36, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 15273.36, "end": 15275.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 15280.960000000001, "end": 15281.86, "text": " Sorry, man."}, {"start": 15289.460000000001, "end": 15290.86, "text": " Brother, I need a med, man."}, {"start": 15290.86, "end": 15291.86, "text": " I need a med."}, {"start": 15293.060000000001, "end": 15293.86, "text": " I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 15293.86, "end": 15294.560000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15294.560000000001, "end": 15295.460000000001, "text": " It's okay, dude."}, {"start": 15296.460000000001, "end": 15298.460000000001, "text": " You got meds?"}, {"start": 15300.140000000001, "end": 15301.34, "text": " I still really..."}, {"start": 15301.34, "end": 15305.960000000001, "text": " I still kind of wish you uh slowly regent in this game."}, {"start": 15309.960000000001, "end": 15311.460000000001, "text": " BLOBOYS!"}, {"start": 15311.460000000001, "end": 15312.460000000001, "text": " Thanks, man."}, {"start": 15322.460000000001, "end": 15324.460000000001, "text": " Medic without meds."}, {"start": 15327.26, "end": 15331.34, "text": " Damn everybody's so spread out holy shit"}, {"start": 15339.42, "end": 15341.820000000002, "text": " Regen is for cod players, I don't think so"}, {"start": 15342.380000000001, "end": 15349.060000000001, "text": " I'm not talking about cod level regen, but like tiny five HP increments if you have no meds"}, {"start": 15349.06, "end": 15361.779999999999, "text": " Okay, technically going back will be faster, but I'm actually gonna make a 200 meter journey."}, {"start": 15361.779999999999, "end": 15362.779999999999, "text": " That would suck."}, {"start": 15362.779999999999, "end": 15364.279999999999, "text": " Buddy, fucking relax."}, {"start": 15364.279999999999, "end": 15366.779999999999, "text": " You're acting like that's gonna make or break some shit."}, {"start": 15366.779999999999, "end": 15369.82, "text": " How is that bad?"}, {"start": 15369.82, "end": 15375.1, "text": " Slow tiny regen is not that bad."}, {"start": 15375.1, "end": 15380.1, "text": " It would!"}, {"start": 15380.1, "end": 15381.1, "text": " No counter-argument."}, {"start": 15381.1, "end": 15382.1, "text": " It would!"}, {"start": 15382.1, "end": 15387.1, "text": " If you get a slight, tiny passive heal, I don't think so."}, {"start": 15387.1, "end": 15400.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna show you a 25-bullet one tap that'll still kill you if you heal an HP every second."}, {"start": 15400.300000000001, "end": 15403.1, "text": " It takes away from topping people off."}, {"start": 15403.94, "end": 15406.44, "text": " Okay, and oh"}, {"start": 15410.5, "end": 15415.0, "text": " Shit, I have no meds for you. Oh are you a pilot?"}, {"start": 15415.0, "end": 15435.6, "text": " Yes, this is now a doozy and a half."}, {"start": 15435.6, "end": 15437.56, "text": " This do be a doozy."}, {"start": 15437.56, "end": 15439.56, "text": " I don't want to be here."}, {"start": 15455.56, "end": 15459.56, "text": " Looks like I'm here with a guy with a pistol who's basically naked."}, {"start": 15467.56, "end": 15477.56, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 15477.56, "end": 15485.56, "text": " Hold on, I'm inbound."}, {"start": 15485.56, "end": 15491.56, "text": " Maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 15491.56, "end": 15504.48, "text": " are being a medic? very team dependent"}, {"start": 15504.48, "end": 15517.48, "text": " I don't know if they saw me but I saw them"}, {"start": 15517.48, "end": 15529.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15529.92, "end": 15559.54, "text": " I'm probably gonna die here."}, {"start": 15559.92, "end": 15566.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15566.92, "end": 15573.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15573.92, "end": 15577.92, "text": " death"}, {"start": 15577.92, "end": 15579.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15579.92, "end": 15581.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15581.92, "end": 15583.92, "text": " death"}, {"start": 15583.92, "end": 15585.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15585.92, "end": 15614.94, "text": " No, please, run me, run, please!"}, {"start": 15614.94, "end": 15618.86, "text": " Please I'll run back to blue. I'll run it back. I'm not here. I'm not here"}, {"start": 15639.5, "end": 15643.82, "text": " All I need is a backpack all I need is a backpack"}, {"start": 15644.94, "end": 15646.94, "text": " And you know who has one?"}, {"start": 15649.58, "end": 15651.58, "text": " Just wait."}, {"start": 15652.62, "end": 15657.34, "text": " They're gonna start chasing the green. Give them a second. Give them a minute."}, {"start": 15659.26, "end": 15661.42, "text": " Let them get out of here and I'll go in."}, {"start": 15669.66, "end": 15671.9, "text": " Unless they spotted me and this guy's coming to kill me."}, {"start": 15674.94, "end": 15698.42, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 15698.42, "end": 15699.42, "text": " Wait for them."}, {"start": 15699.42, "end": 15700.42, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 15700.42, "end": 15707.42, "text": " This is red-on-green violence."}, {"start": 15707.42, "end": 15712.42, "text": " Chagogo!"}, {"start": 15712.42, "end": 15718.42, "text": " Captain Crasham!"}, {"start": 15718.42, "end": 15723.42, "text": " Do I go now?"}, {"start": 15723.42, "end": 15728.42, "text": " Do I go now?"}, {"start": 15728.42, "end": 15730.42, "text": " Do I go now? I think I go now."}, {"start": 15737.62, "end": 15738.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15747.22, "end": 15748.42, "text": " I'm gonna get sniped."}, {"start": 15751.62, "end": 15753.42, "text": " Yo, where the backpacks?"}, {"start": 15756.22, "end": 15757.42, "text": " Shit, I saw him."}, {"start": 15758.42, "end": 15760.42, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 15770.26, "end": 15772.26, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 15774.5, "end": 15776.74, "text": " Actually ak this guy from far I"}, {"start": 15781.3, "end": 15783.3, "text": " Saw him, but I don't know where he went"}, {"start": 15783.300000000001, "end": 15788.94, "text": " We have here a drill shit. They took my dfid assholes"}, {"start": 15792.1, "end": 15794.1, "text": " We'll find another one"}, {"start": 15803.86, "end": 15807.340000000002, "text": " Mosin on the floor that's a fucking twig"}, {"start": 15813.300000000001, "end": 15825.02, "text": " Bro, these...there's literally a sniper over there."}, {"start": 15825.02, "end": 15831.980000000001, "text": " I could go hunt him and take the sniper, or die."}, {"start": 15831.98, "end": 15855.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15855.46, "end": 15857.14, "text": " I should have crossed."}, {"start": 15857.14, "end": 15859.14, "text": " Fuck me."}, {"start": 15859.140000000001, "end": 15860.140000000001, "text": " I should have crossed."}, {"start": 15889.140000000001, "end": 15896.140000000001, "text": " He's not the same guy, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 15919.140000000001, "end": 15921.44, "text": " Hey, it's not a mistake. I'll be in there."}, {"start": 15921.44, "end": 15923.340000000002, "text": " Try to follow me through so much of pain."}, {"start": 15923.340000000002, "end": 15924.640000000001, "text": " Start up and start to play."}, {"start": 15924.640000000001, "end": 15926.04, "text": " How come I see what I'm feeling?"}, {"start": 15926.04, "end": 15926.840000000002, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 15926.840000000002, "end": 15928.340000000002, "text": " Got your name, I said I'll see something wrong."}, {"start": 15928.340000000002, "end": 15929.340000000002, "text": " Drop me with the boys."}, {"start": 15929.340000000002, "end": 15930.340000000002, "text": " Y'all know."}, {"start": 15930.340000000002, "end": 15931.340000000002, "text": " Well, I can't show you."}, {"start": 15931.340000000002, "end": 15932.340000000002, "text": " I'm running out of gas."}, {"start": 15932.340000000002, "end": 15933.54, "text": " I already can't get out of here."}, {"start": 15933.54, "end": 15934.54, "text": " But I'll hold you."}, {"start": 15934.54, "end": 15935.54, "text": " I should be sweet."}, {"start": 15935.54, "end": 15936.840000000002, "text": " I got your name, I said I'll be good."}, {"start": 15936.840000000002, "end": 15938.140000000001, "text": " Y'all know, I said I'll be good."}, {"start": 15940.640000000001, "end": 15942.740000000002, "text": " That's fucking amazing, dude."}, {"start": 15942.740000000002, "end": 15944.640000000001, "text": " That truly is amazing."}, {"start": 15944.640000000001, "end": 15946.740000000002, "text": " I'm loving that right there."}, {"start": 15946.740000000002, "end": 15948.140000000001, "text": " Loving that right there."}, {"start": 15949.140000000001, "end": 15958.140000000001, "text": " Give me up, brother. Give me up. Did you reach me?"}, {"start": 15958.140000000001, "end": 15968.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, boy. You got, uh, you got meds? You got some meds?"}, {"start": 15968.140000000001, "end": 15972.140000000001, "text": " Oh, nice, man. You camping up here, bro? Is this your little house?"}, {"start": 15972.140000000001, "end": 15974.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, of course."}, {"start": 15974.140000000001, "end": 15976.140000000001, "text": " Nice man, nice."}, {"start": 15977.140000000001, "end": 15978.140000000001, "text": " Shit, bro."}, {"start": 15979.140000000001, "end": 15983.140000000001, "text": " I don't think that helps, by the way, but whatever, that's cool, man."}, {"start": 15986.140000000001, "end": 15987.140000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15990.140000000001, "end": 15992.140000000001, "text": " Oh, good man. Thanks, bro."}, {"start": 15994.140000000001, "end": 15995.140000000001, "text": " Na na na na na!"}, {"start": 15995.140000000001, "end": 15998.140000000001, "text": " It actually hides the kill cam, does it?"}, {"start": 16004.140000000001, "end": 16006.140000000001, "text": " What the fuck is..."}, {"start": 16020.140000000001, "end": 16022.140000000001, "text": " Haha, what?"}, {"start": 16022.140000000001, "end": 16024.140000000001, "text": " Revive friendly?"}, {"start": 16030.140000000001, "end": 16032.140000000001, "text": " Look at how he's gonna make you tipping!"}, {"start": 16032.140000000001, "end": 16040.300000000001, "text": " tipping brother I I just I just unlocked a lot of things okay I dropped I unlocked"}, {"start": 16040.300000000001, "end": 16045.180000000002, "text": " so many things I am very low on the money front"}, {"start": 16048.580000000002, "end": 16055.580000000002, "text": " I unlocked like five things these defense for 50k"}, {"start": 16062.140000000001, "end": 16067.760000000002, "text": " Oh, dear."}, {"start": 16067.760000000002, "end": 16071.560000000001, "text": " That's a scary, that's a scary revive."}, {"start": 16071.560000000001, "end": 16073.560000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16073.560000000001, "end": 16079.640000000001, "text": " Whoa, blue has numbers right now."}, {"start": 16079.640000000001, "end": 16081.04, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 16081.04, "end": 16086.04, "text": " Hot Zone presence, gaming."}, {"start": 16086.04, "end": 16090.840000000002, "text": " There's that guy who's going to come over and kill all of us."}, {"start": 16090.84, "end": 16093.6, "text": " They're gonna have the hill advantage."}, {"start": 16095.960000000001, "end": 16097.58, "text": " Oh, this is not it right now."}, {"start": 16117.74, "end": 16119.4, "text": " Got three right in front, four."}, {"start": 16120.84, "end": 16149.72, "text": " I wish I had more ammo or like not this loadout but it is what it is."}, {"start": 16149.720000000001, "end": 16151.720000000001, "text": " I don't know what that guy was doing."}, {"start": 16164.12, "end": 16166.12, "text": " Can I get an RPG?"}, {"start": 16171.920000000002, "end": 16172.920000000002, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 16179.720000000001, "end": 16185.960000000001, "text": " No, there's definitely more greed in here."}, {"start": 16185.960000000001, "end": 16188.240000000002, "text": " I don't like this at all."}, {"start": 16188.240000000002, "end": 16190.840000000002, "text": " I don't like this."}, {"start": 16190.840000000002, "end": 16197.920000000002, "text": " Do I loot this guy?"}, {"start": 16197.92, "end": 16206.36, "text": " I look like he had trash on him, to be honest."}, {"start": 16206.36, "end": 16211.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16211.24, "end": 16219.4, "text": " Yeah, our squad needs to push up."}, {"start": 16219.4, "end": 16221.76, "text": " We're literally fighting uphill."}, {"start": 16221.76, "end": 16225.04, "text": " It's death."}, {"start": 16225.04, "end": 16241.04, "text": " their whole red base is over there yeah when you get sniped I got defense"}, {"start": 16241.04, "end": 16248.04, "text": " They're shit slowly moving, but they haven't popped the drill."}, {"start": 16258.480000000001, "end": 16265.480000000001, "text": " Oh dear, oh dear."}, {"start": 16271.04, "end": 16273.04, "text": " Yeah, I don't really have the loadout for this"}, {"start": 16276.880000000001, "end": 16281.42, "text": " This would honestly be one of the best times to have a motion I didn't realize"}, {"start": 16284.36, "end": 16291.36, "text": " That guy is dead over there maybe I go resin risky, but I think he's been dead for a while I"}, {"start": 16291.36, "end": 16301.36, "text": " I will be the guy even though there's a guy right there will probably kill me"}, {"start": 16301.36, "end": 16317.84, "text": " maybe maybe"}, {"start": 16331.36, "end": 16337.12, "text": " sure"}, {"start": 16337.12, "end": 16340.04, "text": " hundred dollars hundred dollars"}, {"start": 16340.04, "end": 16343.82, "text": " hundred dollars"}, {"start": 16343.82, "end": 16348.18, "text": " hundred dollars"}, {"start": 16348.18, "end": 16350.66, "text": " whatever"}, {"start": 16350.66, "end": 16352.66, "text": " It's okay! It's okay!"}, {"start": 16355.3, "end": 16357.3, "text": " It's okay!"}, {"start": 16361.46, "end": 16365.46, "text": " It's okay! Damn, this is a lot of blue presents!"}, {"start": 16368.34, "end": 16370.58, "text": " Buddy, there's a guy right in front of me."}, {"start": 16374.1, "end": 16376.1, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 16380.66, "end": 16384.28, "text": " I don't want to do this. There's two guys."}, {"start": 16384.28, "end": 16388.98, "text": " My sir is like a green guy?"}, {"start": 16388.98, "end": 16391.98, "text": " Shooting a red guy."}, {"start": 16391.98, "end": 16399.98, "text": " Dude! Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 16399.98, "end": 16404.98, "text": " Yo, I finally peek."}, {"start": 16404.98, "end": 16406.26, "text": " Are you dude?"}, {"start": 16406.26, "end": 16410.7, "text": " Oh my god dude."}, {"start": 16410.7, "end": 16412.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16412.14, "end": 16416.7, "text": " The timing of video games."}, {"start": 16416.7, "end": 16417.7, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 16427.899999999998, "end": 16430.22, "text": " No, he's right by me."}, {"start": 16430.22, "end": 16432.42, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 16432.420000000002, "end": 16434.820000000003, "text": " This guy literally plops down"}, {"start": 16436.100000000002, "end": 16439.460000000003, "text": " as soon as I just decide to stop and aim at somebody."}, {"start": 16446.58, "end": 16449.460000000003, "text": " Really dude? I die and now everybody dies?"}, {"start": 16452.34, "end": 16453.140000000003, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 16454.100000000002, "end": 16454.9, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 16455.54, "end": 16459.620000000003, "text": " I was inspecting the whole time as soon as I died and now they're all..."}, {"start": 16459.62, "end": 16464.3, "text": " I'm pissed. I'm already fucking pissed."}, {"start": 16476.18, "end": 16480.46, "text": " Wow. Yikes."}, {"start": 16489.62, "end": 16491.62, "text": " quick"}, {"start": 16493.26, "end": 16495.26, "text": " Back any time"}, {"start": 16499.219999999998, "end": 16501.42, "text": " Brian wait what fell?"}, {"start": 16501.420000000002, "end": 16528.320000000003, "text": " What the hell, what the hell, what the hell?"}, {"start": 16528.32, "end": 16529.52, "text": " I missed that everything."}, {"start": 16533.2, "end": 16535.92, "text": " Free gun with a scope and a silencer?"}, {"start": 16537.0, "end": 16539.2, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 16539.2, "end": 16543.44, "text": " Am I underestimating how effective the free gun is"}, {"start": 16543.44, "end": 16544.92, "text": " if you just attach it to it?"}, {"start": 16544.920000000002, "end": 16566.920000000002, "text": " Oh, the free gun has no attachments."}, {"start": 16566.920000000002, "end": 16572.920000000002, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm gonna have to put you up as an impression, or not."}, {"start": 16572.920000000002, "end": 16574.920000000002, "text": " Thanks, sir."}, {"start": 16575.920000000002, "end": 16578.920000000002, "text": " I just lost that 14,000 dollar gig, sir."}, {"start": 16578.920000000002, "end": 16580.920000000002, "text": " You're gonna have to set a space."}, {"start": 16583.920000000002, "end": 16585.920000000002, "text": " I'm only down to 12k,"}, {"start": 16585.920000000002, "end": 16589.920000000002, "text": " because I decided to lock up a bunch of shit at once."}, {"start": 16596.920000000002, "end": 16603.920000000002, "text": " What the hell, they have a buggy right here."}, {"start": 16626.920000000002, "end": 16628.920000000002, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 16641.320000000003, "end": 16647.08, "text": " Yeah, usually when I do this the enemy team has five fucking AA and RPGs coming my way."}, {"start": 16653.120000000003, "end": 16656.320000000003, "text": " While somehow constantly shooting me in the pilot seat."}, {"start": 16656.920000000002, "end": 16664.4, "text": " Okay, I just took out the whole blue team by himself."}, {"start": 16664.4, "end": 16666.480000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16666.480000000003, "end": 16671.480000000003, "text": " And now the fob is being hacked, I think."}, {"start": 16671.480000000003, "end": 16674.480000000003, "text": " Oh, I know it's not."}, {"start": 16674.48, "end": 16681.48, "text": " I'm bleeding now over here!"}, {"start": 16681.48, "end": 16690.48, "text": " I need some fucking help over here!"}, {"start": 16690.48, "end": 16696.48, "text": " I'm bleeding now over here!"}, {"start": 16696.48, "end": 16701.48, "text": " Yeah, I got defibs if you res me, brother."}, {"start": 16701.48, "end": 16708.84, "text": " if you rinse me brother he's gone the shooter's gone he's dead"}, {"start": 16731.48, "end": 16748.36, "text": " Well, it looks like he killed way more."}, {"start": 16748.36, "end": 16758.7, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 16758.7, "end": 16769.7, "text": " green on the outskirts this guy is dead there's two greens on the outskirts 200"}, {"start": 16769.7, "end": 16782.58, "text": " meters out we're really want to fight these guys with a sniper no are you"}, {"start": 16782.58, "end": 16784.58, "text": " Fucking kid dude"}, {"start": 16800.820000000003, "end": 16802.820000000003, "text": " Well, I use right there whatever"}, {"start": 16812.58, "end": 16833.58, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 16833.58, "end": 16835.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16847.460000000003, "end": 16849.460000000003, "text": " Definitely some people up in these hills"}, {"start": 16863.58, "end": 16865.58, "text": " I think he's getting a rest"}, {"start": 16868.2, "end": 16870.2, "text": " Get close to the clusters"}, {"start": 16872.4, "end": 16879.800000000003, "text": " Yeah spotting is that you should I feel like the player should kind of know if they're spotted to some degree it's like super strong"}, {"start": 16880.920000000002, "end": 16882.920000000002, "text": " Like it's way too strong"}, {"start": 16884.280000000002, "end": 16886.800000000003, "text": " Because you can completely pinpoint"}, {"start": 16887.36, "end": 16893.54, "text": " Unless as soon as you LOS it breaks it or something like there needs to be a new or some different type of"}, {"start": 16893.58, "end": 16897.0, "text": " of balance to it."}, {"start": 16897.0, "end": 16899.640000000003, "text": " Holy shit, there's a million people there."}, {"start": 16903.74, "end": 16905.86, "text": " LOS needs to break it or like,"}, {"start": 16905.86, "end": 16908.06, "text": " you gotta be able to just like take it off."}, {"start": 16921.260000000002, "end": 16922.820000000003, "text": " They got so many."}, {"start": 16922.82, "end": 16932.82, "text": " I don't know, who just shot me?"}, {"start": 16932.82, "end": 16937.3, "text": " But it hurt."}, {"start": 16937.3, "end": 16948.22, "text": " Maybe I'm spotted now."}, {"start": 16948.22, "end": 16957.22, "text": " area right here there's usually some people mr. sniper where are you are you"}, {"start": 16957.22, "end": 16960.06, "text": " with the are you up there"}, {"start": 16968.02, "end": 16972.54, "text": " where's this fucking guy"}, {"start": 16978.22, "end": 16988.620000000003, "text": " What the fuck is this dude?"}, {"start": 16988.620000000003, "end": 16990.460000000003, "text": " He's shooting up there."}, {"start": 16990.460000000003, "end": 16997.02, "text": " I don't want to be in here."}, {"start": 16997.02, "end": 17002.66, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 17002.66, "end": 17006.66, "text": " I was just acknowledged by my team."}, {"start": 17012.66, "end": 17014.66, "text": " More landing."}, {"start": 17018.66, "end": 17022.66, "text": " Why am I always on the blue team? Cause I hate myself."}, {"start": 17024.66, "end": 17028.66, "text": " I acknowledged a prounchal position."}, {"start": 17032.66, "end": 17054.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17054.66, "end": 17061.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17091.66, "end": 17098.66, "text": " and"}, {"start": 17188.66, "end": 17215.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17215.66, "end": 17245.46, "text": " Let me see where I set up."}, {"start": 17245.46, "end": 17249.46, "text": " Oh, this is headed right here. Uh-oh."}, {"start": 17249.46, "end": 17253.46, "text": " I'm gonna get shot in the head."}, {"start": 17267.46, "end": 17271.46, "text": " I don't know who killed him."}, {"start": 17271.46, "end": 17278.46, "text": " So I'm gonna peek over, I'm gonna wait."}, {"start": 17301.46, "end": 17303.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17308.76, "end": 17310.76, "text": " Buddy"}, {"start": 17331.46, "end": 17358.6, "text": " He might rise."}, {"start": 17358.6, "end": 17360.6, "text": " That guy's really taking five years, huh?"}, {"start": 17360.6, "end": 17389.879999999997, "text": " Hey, the player finally pushed."}, {"start": 17389.88, "end": 17391.88, "text": " I initially was trying to find."}, {"start": 17391.88, "end": 17393.88, "text": " Eeeeh."}, {"start": 17395.88, "end": 17397.88, "text": " Yoooooooooooo."}, {"start": 17399.88, "end": 17403.88, "text": " Yeah, this game is suckin balls today, I must say."}, {"start": 17449.88, "end": 17456.88, "text": " how am I doing this?"}, {"start": 17539.88, "end": 17541.88, "text": " Please drop me at the bar."}, {"start": 17546.88, "end": 17548.88, "text": " Please drop me at the bar. Thank you."}, {"start": 17549.88, "end": 17552.88, "text": " Please drop me at the bar bar. Thank you."}, {"start": 17564.88, "end": 17566.88, "text": " I found a gas stop, dude."}, {"start": 17569.88, "end": 17571.88, "text": " You got chatty?"}, {"start": 17629.88, "end": 17639.88, "text": " Alright, it's not rage, you fucking idiot, it's a baby aggro."}, {"start": 17639.88, "end": 17649.88, "text": " Where the hint of rage?"}, {"start": 17649.88, "end": 17654.88, "text": " with a dash"}, {"start": 17654.88, "end": 17662.88, "text": " with a little dash"}, {"start": 17662.88, "end": 17665.88, "text": " of rage"}, {"start": 17665.88, "end": 17680.72, "text": " Man, the whole server was here, and now nothing."}, {"start": 17680.72, "end": 17684.08, "text": " Oh, fine!"}, {"start": 17684.08, "end": 17686.88, "text": " These guys got all the toys."}, {"start": 17686.88, "end": 17690.16, "text": " You can't put..."}, {"start": 17690.16, "end": 17694.120000000003, "text": " Can you actually blow up a havoc?"}, {"start": 17694.12, "end": 17696.12, "text": " You need missiles"}, {"start": 17754.12, "end": 17784.039999999997, "text": " Well, is that a guy?"}, {"start": 17784.04, "end": 17786.04, "text": " What the hell? You can go up there?"}, {"start": 17795.04, "end": 17799.04, "text": " Oh, poor guy. That was actually a sick spot. I never knew you could do that."}, {"start": 17809.04, "end": 17812.04, "text": " I never knew you could do that. That's cool."}, {"start": 17812.04, "end": 17814.440000000002, "text": " That sucks though. I'd be pissed"}, {"start": 17828.24, "end": 17831.48, "text": " Okay, just fucking one taps me sure do"}, {"start": 17833.84, "end": 17835.84, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 17838.72, "end": 17840.72, "text": " Fuck I wish I was a little autistic"}, {"start": 17842.04, "end": 17843.2, "text": " I've been so good."}, {"start": 17847.0, "end": 17849.24, "text": " I'm autistic in the wrong way."}, {"start": 17849.24, "end": 17856.24, "text": " find something"}, {"start": 17879.24, "end": 17886.24, "text": " Yo, fuck the cassette, man."}, {"start": 17886.24, "end": 17889.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17889.24, "end": 17904.24, "text": " What do you need?"}, {"start": 17904.24, "end": 17911.24, "text": " i got one seat"}, {"start": 17911.760000000002, "end": 17918.760000000002, "text": " one seat for one guy"}, {"start": 17934.24, "end": 17948.600000000002, "text": " So here are our dollars by the end, yeah, I might need to get the hammer and build a"}, {"start": 17948.600000000002, "end": 17950.600000000002, "text": " base."}, {"start": 17959.800000000003, "end": 17964.600000000002, "text": " Sure actually probably with people using thermals it's like the whole server gets marked."}, {"start": 17969.24, "end": 17973.960000000003, "text": " They are super common and then someone can just drop thermals for people and notice that a lot too."}, {"start": 17975.960000000003, "end": 17977.960000000003, "text": " A lot of thermal drops."}, {"start": 17978.600000000002, "end": 17987.600000000002, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 17987.600000000002, "end": 17993.600000000002, "text": " Oh I'm dead."}, {"start": 17993.600000000002, "end": 18001.600000000002, "text": " Oh my god I turned and got all discombobulated."}, {"start": 18001.600000000002, "end": 18002.600000000002, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 18002.600000000002, "end": 18003.600000000002, "text": " Of course dude."}, {"start": 18003.600000000002, "end": 18025.72, "text": " course dude. Oh I got discombobulated. It's over boys. I'm actually going to zero. I had"}, {"start": 18025.72, "end": 18027.72, "text": " And then I panicked"}, {"start": 18036.84, "end": 18038.84, "text": " Other side. Oh, I know you got"}, {"start": 18038.84, "end": 18059.28, "text": " If you hold binoculars in your hand while flying, you can see everyone who is marked while flying."}, {"start": 18059.28, "end": 18060.28, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 18060.28, "end": 18069.399999999998, "text": " It shows a circle?"}, {"start": 18069.399999999998, "end": 18072.28, "text": " That's horrible."}, {"start": 18072.28, "end": 18073.28, "text": " That's horrible."}, {"start": 18073.28, "end": 18099.28, "text": " Yeah, it is an exploit or a bug."}, {"start": 18099.28, "end": 18106.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18106.28, "end": 18109.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18109.28, "end": 18112.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18112.28, "end": 18115.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18115.28, "end": 18118.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18118.28, "end": 18121.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18121.28, "end": 18124.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18124.28, "end": 18127.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18157.28, "end": 18187.12, "text": " There's got one guy down there still."}, {"start": 18187.12, "end": 18190.12, "text": " Oh my god, that team has two AA. Oh, I see why."}, {"start": 18191.12, "end": 18192.12, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 18199.12, "end": 18200.12, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18202.12, "end": 18205.12, "text": " Fuck man."}, {"start": 18212.12, "end": 18214.12, "text": " I'm burning it all."}, {"start": 18217.12, "end": 18219.12, "text": " Oh fuck, come back into the hole."}, {"start": 18221.12, "end": 18226.12, "text": " Burn it all, burn it all, brother, burn it all over the earth."}, {"start": 18247.12, "end": 18266.64, "text": " Might need to get a hammer."}, {"start": 18266.64, "end": 18271.48, "text": " Might need to get into the mines."}, {"start": 18271.48, "end": 18281.48, "text": " You made a hundred forty ten in one life."}, {"start": 18281.48, "end": 18297.48, "text": " This guy might kill me, it's really good."}, {"start": 18297.48, "end": 18324.579999999998, "text": " The"}, {"start": 18324.58, "end": 18335.660000000003, "text": " budget loadout"}, {"start": 18335.66, "end": 18337.66, "text": " out."}, {"start": 18351.1, "end": 18353.1, "text": " Rags to riches."}, {"start": 18365.66, "end": 18378.86, "text": " Yeah, no way."}, {"start": 18378.86, "end": 18389.26, "text": " Well, there's too many red here to even kill one guy."}, {"start": 18389.26, "end": 18390.78, "text": " Oh, Freelook."}, {"start": 18390.78, "end": 18395.02, "text": " Oh, this looks like my old loadout."}, {"start": 18395.02, "end": 18400.02, "text": " I'll take your backpack."}, {"start": 18400.02, "end": 18405.02, "text": " Sometimes, I'm inbound."}, {"start": 18411.02, "end": 18416.02, "text": " Monkey shake! Monkey shake!"}, {"start": 18455.02, "end": 18462.02, "text": " I don't like you being here."}, {"start": 18515.02, "end": 18520.02, "text": " I don't know how quiet you are crouched walking."}, {"start": 18533.02, "end": 18534.02, "text": " Right!"}, {"start": 18536.02, "end": 18538.02, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18538.02, "end": 18545.02, "text": " Oh my god, I literally peppered his fucking head, but of course he has tier 5 armor."}, {"start": 18568.02, "end": 18575.86, "text": " Alright infantry only shit loadouts from now on until I hit a million."}, {"start": 18575.86, "end": 18578.82, "text": " I'm over it."}, {"start": 18578.82, "end": 18586.14, "text": " I'm over it."}, {"start": 18586.14, "end": 18611.1, "text": " makes nothing. Yeah, the fastest way would be building, but I don't feel like building."}, {"start": 18611.100000000002, "end": 18615.100000000002, "text": " I mean I could, I could do a fresh match and build, but, yeah."}, {"start": 18625.100000000002, "end": 18628.100000000002, "text": " The burst is better on the free gun, is that true?"}, {"start": 18635.600000000002, "end": 18637.100000000002, "text": " Right above the church maybe."}, {"start": 18641.100000000002, "end": 18647.100000000002, "text": " Like behind the church, get gone. Nice. I'm dead."}, {"start": 18652.100000000002, "end": 18660.100000000002, "text": " Right! I'm around the corner! Dude, what? There's no way!"}, {"start": 18663.100000000002, "end": 18668.100000000002, "text": " Dude, there's no fucking way! Bro, how are you getting that angle?"}, {"start": 18671.100000000002, "end": 18673.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18681.000000000004, "end": 18684.640000000003, "text": " Think they have the Nintendo dev for the netcode"}, {"start": 18690.88, "end": 18696.86, "text": " Dick shot it through the wall. I had to double check that prone guy. I thought he was a corpse"}, {"start": 18701.100000000002, "end": 18708.100000000002, "text": " I was like, wait a minute."}, {"start": 18731.100000000002, "end": 18733.660000000003, "text": " You're so broke dude! Okay, man."}, {"start": 18747.180000000004, "end": 18749.260000000002, "text": " Hey, yeah, drop me off behind the church, brother."}, {"start": 18752.620000000003, "end": 18756.38, "text": " Behind the church, brudda. Behind the church."}, {"start": 18756.38, "end": 18763.38, "text": " Not in the church, behind the church."}, {"start": 18763.38, "end": 18766.38, "text": " Behind the church."}, {"start": 18766.38, "end": 18771.38, "text": " You got this, you got this."}, {"start": 18771.38, "end": 18772.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18772.38, "end": 18777.38, "text": " That was like super fucking..."}, {"start": 18777.38, "end": 18778.38, "text": " Come on it's dog."}, {"start": 18778.38, "end": 18780.38, "text": " Okay, what a misleading piece of shit."}, {"start": 18780.38, "end": 18784.38, "text": " How do you go from red to white?"}, {"start": 18784.38, "end": 18785.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18785.38, "end": 18788.14, "text": " Making it look like, oh, you're good now."}, {"start": 18788.14, "end": 18789.7, "text": " That's why I cut the shoot."}, {"start": 18791.64, "end": 18793.22, "text": " That's why I cut the shoot."}, {"start": 18793.22, "end": 18794.86, "text": " It made it seem like, oh, you're good."}, {"start": 18794.86, "end": 18795.960000000003, "text": " You're not gonna die."}, {"start": 18797.780000000002, "end": 18798.74, "text": " I'm done cutting."}, {"start": 18798.74, "end": 18799.56, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 18809.64, "end": 18810.98, "text": " I'm no longer cutting."}, {"start": 18815.38, "end": 18828.54, "text": " I've been to the vinyl and the violin is boring after a while dude"}, {"start": 18828.54, "end": 18838.98, "text": " if any if I would do any sort of by no shit I would do I it's Matt I'll do the smoke"}, {"start": 18838.98, "end": 18847.98, "text": " What's the plan here bro? You having a stroke? You're having a stroke aren't you? Holy fuck."}, {"start": 18847.98, "end": 18859.98, "text": " Made a mess! Okay. Oh my god. Dude."}, {"start": 18859.98, "end": 18864.98, "text": " Yeah, what is going on?"}, {"start": 18864.98, "end": 18867.98, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 18867.98, "end": 18869.98, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 18869.98, "end": 18871.98, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 18877.98, "end": 18879.98, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 18879.98, "end": 18881.98, "text": " That's what I'm talking about!"}, {"start": 18881.98, "end": 18883.98, "text": " Haha, he's putting it away!"}, {"start": 18883.98, "end": 18885.98, "text": " He left!"}, {"start": 18885.98, "end": 18889.98, "text": " Dude, come on, man."}, {"start": 18889.98, "end": 18891.98, "text": " Yo, what is this guy doing, bro?"}, {"start": 18891.98, "end": 18893.98, "text": " Oh, it's weird."}, {"start": 18901.98, "end": 18905.98, "text": " Why you complain about what when you done the extra room?"}, {"start": 18905.98, "end": 18907.98, "text": " Good point, good point."}, {"start": 18907.98, "end": 18909.98, "text": " You know what, man? You sound like you are an accountant."}, {"start": 18909.98, "end": 18911.98, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 18911.98, "end": 18913.98, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 18913.98, "end": 18918.66, "text": " The tax guy in the chat."}, {"start": 18923.94, "end": 18925.82, "text": " Frozen year two of accounting."}, {"start": 18926.98, "end": 18928.579999999998, "text": " Year two of finance."}, {"start": 18929.579999999998, "end": 18934.38, "text": " Why you buying the backpack when you can save $400?"}, {"start": 18935.78, "end": 18936.78, "text": " Sheep!"}, {"start": 18943.98, "end": 18947.98, "text": " Hot drop me, brother! Hot drop me! Hot drop!"}, {"start": 18947.98, "end": 18951.98, "text": " Yaaaaaah! Wait, is that my corpse?"}, {"start": 18951.98, "end": 18955.98, "text": " I've been here. That's the exact spot."}, {"start": 18955.98, "end": 18959.98, "text": " Ow! I got shot the same way!"}, {"start": 18973.98, "end": 18976.98, "text": " Brother you don't think I wanna fucking raise ass?"}, {"start": 18982.98, "end": 18985.98, "text": " Oh, I am not raising you, bro."}, {"start": 18987.98, "end": 18989.98, "text": " I bet I'm gonna get sniped."}, {"start": 18989.98, "end": 18991.98, "text": " I need this."}, {"start": 19003.98, "end": 19005.98, "text": " Hold on, I'm inbound."}, {"start": 19023.98, "end": 19027.98, "text": " Get the fuck out of here, dude. He ran out of breath at the last second."}, {"start": 19063.98, "end": 19078.42, "text": " Oh my god bro loving that loving that loving that right there there is a third guy dude"}, {"start": 19078.420000000002, "end": 19085.420000000002, "text": " but of course"}, {"start": 19099.02, "end": 19102.22, "text": " brother get me to the church"}, {"start": 19102.22, "end": 19105.22, "text": " you can go bro you can go get me to the church"}, {"start": 19108.420000000002, "end": 19113.420000000002, "text": " You need to move with the team."}, {"start": 19113.420000000002, "end": 19115.420000000002, "text": " Look at Blue Team."}, {"start": 19115.420000000002, "end": 19118.420000000002, "text": " Look at Blue Team."}, {"start": 19118.420000000002, "end": 19142.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, I need you to fly over directly the back of the church, okay?"}, {"start": 19142.94, "end": 19155.94, "text": " fastest drop-off. Spelled Splinter Cell. Splinter Cell, brother. Not too low, though. I don't"}, {"start": 19155.94, "end": 19161.859999999997, "text": " want to slam into the chapel and die. Okay? That's a little too low. A little too low."}, {"start": 19161.86, "end": 19165.86, "text": " Man, we'll do fucking high!"}, {"start": 19170.86, "end": 19174.86, "text": " Oh my god. Yo, how is this bitch always killing me?"}, {"start": 19177.86, "end": 19180.86, "text": " How is this same guy always killing me, is what I wanna know."}, {"start": 19191.86, "end": 19198.86, "text": " Welcome back, no vans, that time is not here."}, {"start": 19251.86, "end": 19261.86, "text": " Play H1 nerd, brother. I played H1Z1 and streamed it for over a year. It was great."}, {"start": 19261.86, "end": 19267.54, "text": " It's not great enough to go back and play, I don't know. I'm all set. I loved the game"}, {"start": 19267.54, "end": 19269.54, "text": " when it was out."}, {"start": 19269.54, "end": 19277.86, "text": " I'm most likely gonna die here."}, {"start": 19277.86, "end": 19289.34, "text": " I'm most likely gonna get murked here, shortly."}, {"start": 19289.34, "end": 19315.34, "text": " Oh, that's a lot of people."}, {"start": 19315.34, "end": 19335.34, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19335.34, "end": 19349.02, "text": " Brother, there's gotta be one backpack."}, {"start": 19349.02, "end": 19358.02, "text": " Oh, I see people everywhere."}, {"start": 19358.02, "end": 19367.02, "text": " Did he not see me?"}, {"start": 19367.02, "end": 19393.58, "text": " Are you serious right now?"}, {"start": 19393.58, "end": 19406.58, "text": " no way. There's no way. That was the greatest maid. Dude."}, {"start": 19406.58, "end": 19416.58, "text": " Look what the cat needs Gossam's good taste."}, {"start": 19416.58, "end": 19421.58, "text": " That was..."}, {"start": 19421.58, "end": 19426.58, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 19426.58, "end": 19428.58, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 19456.58, "end": 19481.86, "text": " Yeah, I need to get the church, brother."}, {"start": 19481.86, "end": 19486.86, "text": " Take me to church right now!"}, {"start": 19486.86, "end": 19491.86, "text": " Please! Please!"}, {"start": 19495.86, "end": 19499.86, "text": " Okay, this is horrible. They never fly over the church!"}, {"start": 19499.86, "end": 19504.86, "text": " Oh my, they always fucking hover around it. I'm dead."}, {"start": 19511.86, "end": 19513.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19516.46, "end": 19518.46, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19519.14, "end": 19524.420000000002, "text": " Still nobody has shot this guy down, okay, I'm switching servers"}, {"start": 19530.86, "end": 19532.86, "text": " Easy 230"}, {"start": 19541.86, "end": 19570.14, "text": " I made it on red I'm building I'm building give me a bomb"}, {"start": 19570.14, "end": 19573.579999999998, "text": " I'm going Bob the Builder mode"}, {"start": 19585.98, "end": 19587.98, "text": " Yeah, now blue is gonna on"}, {"start": 19593.98, "end": 19598.059999999998, "text": " Did you get a ditty fucking cattle on him again"}, {"start": 19600.14, "end": 19603.86, "text": " Man just what I expected murder to"}, {"start": 19609.94, "end": 19612.26, "text": " You guys ever kill anybody from 100 meters of"}, {"start": 19616.7, "end": 19620.02, "text": " Red that I got a fob in a hammer dude"}, {"start": 19622.02, "end": 19624.579999999998, "text": " Who's going best I had a pop in a hammer"}, {"start": 19626.34, "end": 19629.0, "text": " Fastest coffee river scene unlock unlock"}, {"start": 19630.14, "end": 19637.14, "text": " Oh shit, I need a chupro! Fuck! You gotta land, land, alright, you gotta land, okay?"}, {"start": 19637.14, "end": 19640.14, "text": " You land, right?"}, {"start": 19650.14, "end": 19652.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19652.14, "end": 19663.14, "text": " Yeah, I got a fob!"}, {"start": 19663.14, "end": 19666.14, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 19666.14, "end": 19679.14, "text": " Yeah, give me the tower for her, okay?"}, {"start": 19679.14, "end": 19681.14, "text": " Nice, nice!"}, {"start": 19702.82, "end": 19704.82, "text": " Nice, nice!"}, {"start": 19709.14, "end": 19736.66, "text": " Okay, I went from the fucking fastest chopper to the slowest motherfucker."}, {"start": 19736.66, "end": 19740.26, "text": " All right here we go."}, {"start": 19766.66, "end": 19791.66, "text": " Yeah, a tower of four."}, {"start": 19791.66, "end": 19795.66, "text": " I got a pop."}, {"start": 19795.66, "end": 19797.66, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19797.66, "end": 19799.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19821.16, "end": 19825.32, "text": " Build on church. Uh, this is, I don't think this is the church map."}, {"start": 19827.66, "end": 19835.78, "text": " You know what, buddy?"}, {"start": 19835.78, "end": 19837.02, "text": " The team can figure it out."}, {"start": 19837.02, "end": 19840.22, "text": " There's literally no fucking fob up, so you know what?"}, {"start": 19840.22, "end": 19842.22, "text": " Better than nothing."}, {"start": 19842.22, "end": 19844.22, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 19844.22, "end": 19867.22, "text": " I'm not putting this right here."}, {"start": 19867.22, "end": 19871.22, "text": " I know there's a new way to build, I just don't remember, I don't fucking know, I don't"}, {"start": 19871.22, "end": 19872.22, "text": " know."}, {"start": 19872.22, "end": 19876.22, "text": " way to do it I'm not entirely sure how where you can get really high walls"}, {"start": 19876.22, "end": 19882.22, "text": " extremely high walls"}, {"start": 19882.22, "end": 19886.22, "text": " well that was laggy"}, {"start": 19932.22, "end": 19939.98, "text": " Let me sit here I should build a little higher, but the exterior first"}, {"start": 19947.300000000003, "end": 19949.300000000003, "text": " Sometimes just gotta build"}, {"start": 19962.22, "end": 19969.22, "text": " I should have made a door, huh?"}, {"start": 19969.22, "end": 19972.22, "text": " Why isn't this working?"}, {"start": 19972.22, "end": 19977.22, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19977.22, "end": 19982.22, "text": " Oh, weird."}, {"start": 19982.22, "end": 20008.22, "text": " Oh, that was him."}, {"start": 20008.22, "end": 20015.22, "text": " That was weird, that went to 50% randomly."}, {"start": 20015.22, "end": 20025.22, "text": " I wonder if it's more money to blueprint the whole base and then have others build it"}, {"start": 20025.22, "end": 20028.22, "text": " after your blueprint."}, {"start": 20028.22, "end": 20035.98, "text": " It's gonna make this a very spacious base."}, {"start": 20035.98, "end": 20042.460000000003, "text": " I don't fucking know bro, I'm just wondering."}, {"start": 20042.460000000003, "end": 20044.02, "text": " I don't know dude."}, {"start": 20044.02, "end": 20049.18, "text": " Cause don't you get, I'm pretty sure you make money when people build off of what you"}, {"start": 20049.18, "end": 20050.18, "text": " made."}, {"start": 20050.18, "end": 20052.18, "text": " I thought it did."}, {"start": 20052.18, "end": 20054.18, "text": " Is it not?"}, {"start": 20062.98, "end": 20070.72, "text": " Are you kidding greens already here? Oh my god, dude, there's not a single soul in base other than me by the way"}, {"start": 20071.78, "end": 20073.78, "text": " building"}, {"start": 20082.18, "end": 20084.18, "text": " She's a he's gonna hack the fob"}, {"start": 20086.54, "end": 20090.98, "text": " Need backup and supplies at Bob people here"}, {"start": 20112.18, "end": 20119.18, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 20119.18, "end": 20122.66, "text": " He killed another one."}, {"start": 20122.66, "end": 20137.02, "text": " He tried though."}, {"start": 20137.02, "end": 20140.02, "text": " A single guy might end up fucking everything up."}, {"start": 20167.02, "end": 20172.02, "text": " He's killing everybody."}, {"start": 20172.02, "end": 20177.02, "text": " Oh my god, dude."}, {"start": 20177.02, "end": 20185.02, "text": " Seems like backup's coming through."}, {"start": 20185.02, "end": 20194.02, "text": " Dude, I'm base- he's gonna hack it and then I'm gonna give him a whole base."}, {"start": 20194.02, "end": 20196.02, "text": " I don't give a f**k"}, {"start": 20201.44, "end": 20203.44, "text": " There you go, all yours bro"}, {"start": 20203.44, "end": 20204.94, "text": " I'm his contractor"}, {"start": 20204.94, "end": 20206.94, "text": " I'll give for that"}, {"start": 20212.54, "end": 20214.04, "text": " This is where you wanted it?"}, {"start": 20214.04, "end": 20216.04, "text": " Right here?"}, {"start": 20216.04, "end": 20218.04, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 20218.04, "end": 20224.48, "text": " Dude, this fucking game is just irritating right now."}, {"start": 20224.48, "end": 20225.48, "text": " Nothing works."}, {"start": 20225.48, "end": 20226.48, "text": " Not even building."}, {"start": 20226.48, "end": 20228.18, "text": " Not even building!"}, {"start": 20228.18, "end": 20234.58, "text": " They actually took over Tower Form."}, {"start": 20234.58, "end": 20238.06, "text": " Ohhhh!"}, {"start": 20238.06, "end": 20241.16, "text": " What do you mean wrong, Scott?"}, {"start": 20241.16, "end": 20244.64, "text": " There's one fob."}, {"start": 20244.64, "end": 20251.64, "text": " People are coming through but I don't know if that's gonna be enough."}, {"start": 20274.64, "end": 20276.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20281.239999999998, "end": 20285.98, "text": " Refuse I need 125 K to"}, {"start": 20290.579999999998, "end": 20292.579999999998, "text": " Unlock the bow"}, {"start": 20304.64, "end": 20324.32, "text": " come on red I believe"}, {"start": 20334.64, "end": 20336.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20360.5, "end": 20362.5, "text": " Looks like they got a bag to kill the guy"}, {"start": 20365.44, "end": 20371.92, "text": " Just your builder here. Let me just sit here just here just the guy who built the whole place. Let me just sit here"}, {"start": 20378.079999999998, "end": 20382.98, "text": " I'm rubbing on you bro. I'm rubbing rough faster man. This whole place is rebuild"}, {"start": 20391.28, "end": 20393.28, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 20394.64, "end": 20396.64, "text": " I'm gonna do a jump on the toilet seat."}, {"start": 20414.64, "end": 20416.64, "text": " He's not making a snipe right now."}, {"start": 20417.64, "end": 20419.64, "text": " We also have no supplies."}, {"start": 20424.64, "end": 20426.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20426.64, "end": 20433.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20433.64, "end": 20436.64, "text": " death"}, {"start": 20436.64, "end": 20441.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20441.64, "end": 20446.64, "text": " death"}, {"start": 20446.64, "end": 20451.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20451.64, "end": 20454.7, "text": " Ya, any backpacks up here for a loot? Anything?"}, {"start": 20463.739999999998, "end": 20466.72, "text": " I swear if there is a guy up here I'm going to be very sad."}, {"start": 20466.72, "end": 20468.98, "text": " But I think they cleared this."}, {"start": 20474.559999999998, "end": 20475.8, "text": " Baaaaaaaaaang!"}, {"start": 20475.8, "end": 20477.84, "text": " Baaaaaaaaaaaaaang!"}, {"start": 20481.64, "end": 20503.6, "text": " We can't do anything until we get some shit."}, {"start": 20503.600000000002, "end": 20512.72, "text": " Roof I might get sniped off and there's a sniper I think near us just gonna have supplies no"}, {"start": 20516.72, "end": 20519.04, "text": " Wow we have no supplies on the way"}, {"start": 20520.760000000002, "end": 20527.800000000003, "text": " Yeah, maybe going to the hot zone is the way right now. Yeah me heal off the farm"}, {"start": 20533.600000000002, "end": 20538.920000000002, "text": " Dying come back with a truck."}, {"start": 20538.920000000002, "end": 20564.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, there is a year all coming."}, {"start": 20564.48, "end": 20594.44, "text": " about it. What do I do? And there's a whole field of dead guys by one day."}, {"start": 20594.44, "end": 20619.44, "text": " I wonder who sniped that rich guy?"}, {"start": 20619.44, "end": 20621.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20637.8, "end": 20639.8, "text": " Hopefully this guy has what we need"}, {"start": 20646.239999999998, "end": 20648.239999999998, "text": " Half of the base is exposed"}, {"start": 20649.44, "end": 20655.48, "text": " He's leaving."}, {"start": 20655.48, "end": 20657.52, "text": " Why did he turn around?"}, {"start": 20657.52, "end": 20660.02, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 20660.02, "end": 20662.96, "text": " He turned around?"}, {"start": 20662.96, "end": 20669.44, "text": " Could run this guy over and he died."}, {"start": 20669.44, "end": 20674.44, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20674.44, "end": 20686.44, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna go bring some supplies, I'm gonna go bring your shit ton of supplies."}, {"start": 20686.44, "end": 20687.44, "text": " Kill me."}, {"start": 20687.44, "end": 20688.44, "text": " Kill you?"}, {"start": 20688.44, "end": 20689.44, "text": " Kill me, bro."}, {"start": 20689.44, "end": 20694.44, "text": " I'm sorry for what I have to do."}, {"start": 20694.44, "end": 20695.44, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 20695.44, "end": 20696.44, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 20696.44, "end": 20698.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20719.399999999998, "end": 20721.399999999998, "text": " Boyan"}, {"start": 20726.44, "end": 20743.719999999998, "text": " It looks like we're tricking boys."}, {"start": 20743.719999999998, "end": 20750.8, "text": " It's actually worth getting a wrench."}, {"start": 20750.8, "end": 20752.8, "text": " No damn bet I got a door to edge."}, {"start": 20758.079999999998, "end": 20760.079999999998, "text": " Even though the Fob has one."}, {"start": 20780.8, "end": 20806.8, "text": " Hop in, we're going, hop in!"}, {"start": 20806.8, "end": 20813.8, "text": " the free chopper."}, {"start": 20823.88, "end": 20830.88, "text": " That guy died instantly after."}, {"start": 20836.8, "end": 20842.8, "text": " I don't need a parachute. I'm just gonna keep running supplies."}, {"start": 20857.8, "end": 20859.8, "text": " Oh yeah, I did lose my cassette."}, {"start": 20859.8, "end": 20864.64, "text": " Yeah, this base seems like it's screwed."}, {"start": 20864.64, "end": 20869.32, "text": " I'm gonna put supplies down, but no one's gonna deposit them or something."}, {"start": 20869.32, "end": 20874.28, "text": " It has that little bit of neglect."}, {"start": 20874.28, "end": 20885.68, "text": " Yeah, like, they're already raided the towers so fast to disrupt the team's flow, and"}, {"start": 20885.68, "end": 20887.68, "text": " We weren't even fighting here."}, {"start": 20903.68, "end": 20906.68, "text": " Like they still have some guy up on our roof."}, {"start": 20907.68, "end": 20910.68, "text": " And Red is still trying to claim this tower by like one guy."}, {"start": 20915.68, "end": 20938.04, "text": " Yeah, maybe the tank presence will help."}, {"start": 20938.04, "end": 20941.54, "text": " I saw another guy building at base, so there could be another builder."}, {"start": 20968.04, "end": 20979.84, "text": " Oh my god, it's literally all death."}, {"start": 20979.84, "end": 20985.04, "text": " Not even a flow for ten minutes."}, {"start": 20985.04, "end": 20990.0, "text": " Brother."}, {"start": 20990.0, "end": 20997.0, "text": " There's so many pallets down."}, {"start": 21003.0, "end": 21010.0, "text": " And we have a tank."}, {"start": 21013.0, "end": 21016.0, "text": " I don't know why this thing is fighting me. What the hell is going on here?"}, {"start": 21016.0, "end": 21018.0, "text": " It keeps veering to the right."}, {"start": 21046.0, "end": 21048.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21072.0, "end": 21075.0, "text": " Brother, get in there and save our base."}, {"start": 21076.0, "end": 21080.0, "text": " Why are you there? Why are you there?"}, {"start": 21080.0, "end": 21082.0, "text": " Why? Why are you there?"}, {"start": 21082.0, "end": 21084.0, "text": " I have to give away your position."}, {"start": 21085.0, "end": 21088.0, "text": " Like, why is this guy right here?"}, {"start": 21088.0, "end": 21090.0, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 21090.0, "end": 21092.0, "text": " Like, why? Why are you right there?"}, {"start": 21092.0, "end": 21096.0, "text": " He didn't see shit. He's literally in our fucking half of a map."}, {"start": 21106.0, "end": 21122.0, "text": " this game is"}, {"start": 21122.0, "end": 21129.0, "text": " Oh, Brutal to that."}, {"start": 21152.0, "end": 21178.0, "text": " No hammer, yeah."}, {"start": 21178.0, "end": 21181.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 21181.0, "end": 21183.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21196.68, "end": 21198.68, "text": " Play yikes"}, {"start": 21211.0, "end": 21219.0, "text": " Drop off two pallets? Oh, there's so many corpses."}, {"start": 21222.0, "end": 21226.0, "text": " Not bad landmines."}, {"start": 21271.0, "end": 21274.76, "text": " It's Machapa, it's Machapa!"}, {"start": 21281.26, "end": 21282.26, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 21282.26, "end": 21283.8, "text": " That's great!"}, {"start": 21286.36, "end": 21290.22, "text": " Dude, oh my fucking god..."}, {"start": 21291.56, "end": 21295.44, "text": " HoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOM"}, {"start": 21295.44, "end": 21297.96, "text": " My god..."}, {"start": 21297.96, "end": 21298.96, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 21298.96, "end": 21299.96, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 21299.96, "end": 21300.96, "text": " I'm fucking done."}, {"start": 21300.96, "end": 21301.96, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 21301.96, "end": 21310.36, "text": " I joined fucking red, these idiots can't even defend the tower."}, {"start": 21310.36, "end": 21315.239999999998, "text": " The first fob of the whole game."}, {"start": 21315.239999999998, "end": 21320.399999999998, "text": " I decide to build and the team sucks ass and even defending."}, {"start": 21320.399999999998, "end": 21321.399999999998, "text": " What even is this?"}, {"start": 21321.399999999998, "end": 21322.399999999998, "text": " What even is this?"}, {"start": 21322.4, "end": 21337.780000000002, "text": " Now blue team is owning"}, {"start": 21337.78, "end": 21344.78, "text": " It's coming out of here. One spot. One spot's open. One spot's open."}, {"start": 21348.78, "end": 21351.78, "text": " Oh, do you not have any tweezers? Do you know about its parameters?"}, {"start": 21354.78, "end": 21357.78, "text": " Yeah, I can't buy right now. I'm not sure what I'm going to do."}, {"start": 21357.78, "end": 21359.78, "text": " Oh, yeah. Sounds good."}, {"start": 21367.78, "end": 21394.78, "text": " We got blue energy."}, {"start": 21424.78, "end": 21431.78, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 21454.78, "end": 21478.66, "text": " I don't, there's like nothing I can truly do here."}, {"start": 21478.66, "end": 21480.66, "text": " People coming over there."}, {"start": 21485.66, "end": 21487.66, "text": " Aw, damn it."}, {"start": 21503.66, "end": 21505.66, "text": " There's two people in the..."}, {"start": 21505.66, "end": 21513.82, "text": " in front of me. Yeah, they finally took the fob."}, {"start": 21535.66, "end": 21561.66, "text": " You got a suit and backpack at least."}, {"start": 21561.66, "end": 21579.42, "text": " Does he have zero rockets in this?"}, {"start": 21579.42, "end": 21586.14, "text": " Feels bad."}, {"start": 21586.14, "end": 21588.14, "text": " I saw two guys here."}, {"start": 21610.14, "end": 21611.14, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 21613.14, "end": 21615.14, "text": " Thank you, Sami."}, {"start": 21616.14, "end": 21641.14, "text": " Leave gameplay."}, {"start": 21641.14, "end": 21670.3, "text": " are you why is there always one more dude why is there was one guy man"}, {"start": 21670.3, "end": 21684.739999999998, "text": " Why are you rushing a whole squad dumbass did you not just see three red Doritos drop"}, {"start": 21684.74, "end": 21685.74, "text": " up."}, {"start": 21685.74, "end": 21691.74, "text": " Now we'll follow the best time to attack."}, {"start": 21714.74, "end": 21716.74, "text": " Okay, next time I'll just let them die."}, {"start": 21774.74, "end": 21799.74, "text": " All right, last life the new server."}, {"start": 21799.74, "end": 21806.74, "text": " New server, new server, new server."}, {"start": 21829.74, "end": 21831.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21845.420000000002, "end": 21847.420000000002, "text": " Didn't just serve you"}, {"start": 21859.74, "end": 21875.74, "text": " What do you mean free revive? It doesn't revive you, bruh."}, {"start": 21875.74, "end": 21885.74, "text": " Oh, the free resuscitator? Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 21915.74, "end": 21917.74, "text": " where?"}, {"start": 21917.74, "end": 21919.74, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 21925.74, "end": 21927.74, "text": " What is the cost? I'm on route."}, {"start": 21945.74, "end": 21952.74, "text": " Oh, everybody's got a snipe."}, {"start": 21975.74, "end": 21977.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21993.5, "end": 22001.780000000002, "text": " Was the third one always one more always one more every single time without it without a without a hitch"}, {"start": 22005.74, "end": 22007.74, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 22008.58, "end": 22011.34, "text": " Just gotta always just assume there's one more forever."}, {"start": 22031.54, "end": 22034.34, "text": " Yeah, but if I bought armor, he still probably would have killed me."}, {"start": 22035.74, "end": 22050.54, "text": " The thing is, this is kind of glass cannon where you go in with an $80 bill, the hope"}, {"start": 22050.54, "end": 22076.06, "text": " is to kill a guy, grab his whole kit, then slow down."}, {"start": 22076.06, "end": 22079.06, "text": " It's kind of getting to the sticky finding an actual kid."}, {"start": 22106.06, "end": 22131.06, "text": " Oh, damn, they actually rest everybody."}, {"start": 22161.06, "end": 22163.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22175.86, "end": 22180.940000000002, "text": " Right these shadows are so fucking harsh"}, {"start": 22182.7, "end": 22184.7, "text": " Why are these"}, {"start": 22221.06, "end": 22240.58, "text": " Oh, buddy dude."}, {"start": 22240.58, "end": 22243.780000000002, "text": " This guy doesn't even have a bipod on this."}, {"start": 22243.780000000002, "end": 22245.780000000002, "text": " Let's go back to my default gun."}, {"start": 22245.78, "end": 22247.78, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 22275.78, "end": 22292.1, "text": " It's not like the whole tower was under attack, he was not, he was just, he was just ready."}, {"start": 22292.1, "end": 22296.1, "text": " I judge anybody that buys that absolute ass LNG."}, {"start": 22296.1, "end": 22298.1, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 22298.1, "end": 22304.82, "text": " Now that is actually twice I've looted that complete dog shit gun."}, {"start": 22304.82, "end": 22311.079999999998, "text": " The guy didn't even have a bipod on it. What are we doing?"}, {"start": 22334.82, "end": 22336.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22349.22, "end": 22352.5, "text": " You I believe I need you to hot drop me here"}, {"start": 22358.18, "end": 22360.18, "text": " Right on the tower roof, okay"}, {"start": 22364.82, "end": 22378.46, "text": " I believe I believe almost no one more one more almost"}, {"start": 22378.46, "end": 22388.46, "text": " Did he make it?"}, {"start": 22388.46, "end": 22393.46, "text": " Is this one?"}, {"start": 22393.46, "end": 22398.46, "text": " Is that friendly?"}, {"start": 22398.46, "end": 22405.46, "text": " Did somebody kill them?"}, {"start": 22405.46, "end": 22407.46, "text": " Yo, what is going on?"}, {"start": 22413.7, "end": 22415.7, "text": " Made money"}, {"start": 22419.34, "end": 22421.34, "text": " What a plan"}, {"start": 22421.899999999998, "end": 22423.899999999998, "text": " Harry Potter"}, {"start": 22424.26, "end": 22425.76, "text": " Harry Potter"}, {"start": 22425.76, "end": 22427.76, "text": " Nice man, nice"}, {"start": 22432.66, "end": 22434.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22435.46, "end": 22437.46, "text": " I flew off?"}, {"start": 22437.46, "end": 22438.46, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 22438.46, "end": 22439.46, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 22439.46, "end": 22441.46, "text": " I flew right..."}, {"start": 22441.46, "end": 22444.46, "text": " My corpse flew down to our teammates."}, {"start": 22444.46, "end": 22446.46, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 22456.46, "end": 22458.46, "text": " Lutas, please!"}, {"start": 22461.46, "end": 22463.46, "text": " I broke shit!"}, {"start": 22465.46, "end": 22472.46, "text": " Thank you, man."}, {"start": 22472.46, "end": 22477.46, "text": " Appreciate you."}, {"start": 22477.46, "end": 22486.46, "text": " I'm not like this."}, {"start": 22486.46, "end": 22488.46, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 22508.94, "end": 22511.94, "text": " Why do I have two things here? It's way on."}, {"start": 22546.46, "end": 22556.46, "text": " That habit is scary."}, {"start": 22556.46, "end": 22573.46, "text": " I don't understand this double scope happening on this one."}, {"start": 22573.46, "end": 22580.46, "text": " I don't understand this double scope happening on this right now."}, {"start": 22603.46, "end": 22610.46, "text": " Oh my god, did he die?"}, {"start": 22610.46, "end": 22613.46, "text": " Vehicle destroyed."}, {"start": 22613.46, "end": 22623.46, "text": " No further movement."}, {"start": 22623.46, "end": 22630.46, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22639.14, "end": 22646.14, "text": " all the way to push"}, {"start": 22653.46, "end": 22666.46, "text": " Is M4 better?"}, {"start": 22696.46, "end": 22703.46, "text": " Damn, I should have let him dredged."}, {"start": 22726.46, "end": 22748.46, "text": " I don't want to be in there anymore."}, {"start": 22748.46, "end": 22762.14, "text": " okay this is awkward now we both know you can't shoot through this okay now we"}, {"start": 22762.14, "end": 22769.62, "text": " both have learned a lesson okay we've learned something all right let me just"}, {"start": 22769.62, "end": 22775.62, "text": " mark these guys here we go here we go"}, {"start": 22775.62, "end": 22781.46, "text": " yo your boy's gonna snipe me in the face"}, {"start": 22781.46, "end": 22787.059999999998, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 22787.059999999998, "end": 22790.02, "text": " all right let's move"}, {"start": 22795.02, "end": 22799.059999999998, "text": " GG's mad GG's GG's brother"}, {"start": 22802.059999999998, "end": 22805.059999999998, "text": " honor honor"}, {"start": 22805.62, "end": 22827.539999999997, "text": " This guy had a fat cake."}, {"start": 22827.539999999997, "end": 22829.98, "text": " You can't loot while you're packing."}, {"start": 22829.98, "end": 22838.98, "text": " They have like a 50 cal sniper behind the church."}, {"start": 22838.98, "end": 22852.82, "text": " We got hostile little bird above us."}, {"start": 22852.82, "end": 22855.82, "text": " That guy sounded like he had a 50 cal."}, {"start": 22855.82, "end": 22858.5, "text": " I might die doing this."}, {"start": 22858.5, "end": 22860.5, "text": " Unless his corpse disappeared. Nope."}, {"start": 22863.36, "end": 22864.36, "text": " Skull closer."}, {"start": 22877.74, "end": 22879.74, "text": " I feel like it's super stupid to be here."}, {"start": 22888.5, "end": 22916.5, "text": " 3 bullets by the way."}, {"start": 22916.5, "end": 22919.5, "text": " Where is this dude sniping from? I think he's like, chilling?"}, {"start": 22920.3, "end": 22922.3, "text": " This guy must be chilling."}, {"start": 22935.8, "end": 22937.8, "text": " I'm gonna get fuckin' fragged."}, {"start": 22946.5, "end": 22972.5, "text": " I saw him walk in, it's like two different teams fighting."}, {"start": 22972.5, "end": 22984.5, "text": " Is that a guy right there?"}, {"start": 22984.5, "end": 22986.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22986.5, "end": 22988.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22988.5, "end": 22990.5, "text": " Oh, that's a corpse."}, {"start": 23006.5, "end": 23008.5, "text": " Should really go get that M4 back, huh?"}, {"start": 23008.5, "end": 23010.5, "text": " Bro, go loot him!"}, {"start": 23016.5, "end": 23019.5, "text": " Welcome to the location of the Hostile Spawn Vehicle."}, {"start": 23031.5, "end": 23033.5, "text": " There'll be a dark bird in the air."}, {"start": 23046.5, "end": 23065.46, "text": " If I had C4, oh my god."}, {"start": 23065.46, "end": 23067.06, "text": " Did they spot out the back?"}, {"start": 23067.06, "end": 23069.74, "text": " They do, right?"}, {"start": 23069.74, "end": 23076.74, "text": " looks like the back"}, {"start": 23099.74, "end": 23101.74, "text": " UGH!"}, {"start": 23118.74, "end": 23120.74, "text": " AHAHAHAHA."}, {"start": 23120.74, "end": 23123.74, "text": " You're trying to fucking nail it in me."}, {"start": 23126.74, "end": 23127.74, "text": " AHAHAHA!"}, {"start": 23127.74, "end": 23129.74, "text": " What even is this?"}, {"start": 23129.74, "end": 23131.74, "text": " What even is this game?"}, {"start": 23161.74, "end": 23166.800000000003, "text": " Garbage ass settings because these shadows act as like some mecha-chameleon shit"}, {"start": 23168.7, "end": 23170.7, "text": " Okay, like"}, {"start": 23175.66, "end": 23180.74, "text": " Are you kidding me right now like even look at this right now, it's so harsh on the guy he blends in"}, {"start": 23180.74, "end": 23203.74, "text": " oh my god easiest kill man oh what gives you the most visual clarity oh wait I don't think"}, {"start": 23203.74, "end": 23205.74, "text": " I don't think you can change anything right now, can you?"}, {"start": 23214.74, "end": 23216.74, "text": " I don't know if that did much. It's just..."}, {"start": 23216.74, "end": 23217.74, "text": " I've had it done."}, {"start": 23233.74, "end": 23239.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I think that's the thing about these games playing on the shittiest settings. It's looks like the standard"}, {"start": 23239.88, "end": 23243.24, "text": " Every pro just doesn't even look at all this. They're just like, oh, okay"}, {"start": 23243.920000000002, "end": 23246.0, "text": " There we go. Sure done"}, {"start": 23246.88, "end": 23248.88, "text": " Yeah, I don't care"}, {"start": 23251.08, "end": 23254.280000000002, "text": " That's honestly the tragedy of game of FPS is"}, {"start": 23256.84, "end": 23260.440000000002, "text": " The actual only person who cares about shooting"}, {"start": 23260.44, "end": 23267.62, "text": " We'll just put it to potato because it's it takes away all the visual clutter. There's less geometry"}, {"start": 23268.26, "end": 23270.26, "text": " Moving your fucking vision"}, {"start": 23270.379999999997, "end": 23272.379999999997, "text": " It's this this stupid tragedy"}, {"start": 23273.34, "end": 23278.78, "text": " Because then it's like if you want to sweat. Yeah, but like you know, this is a sweaty game"}, {"start": 23278.78, "end": 23291.42, "text": " This game has an in-game currency that goes up the better you do the more you kill."}, {"start": 23291.42, "end": 23293.02, "text": " It's inherently a sweatbox."}, {"start": 23308.78, "end": 23317.98, "text": " Last life anyways."}, {"start": 23317.98, "end": 23335.899999999998, "text": " Shit looks like fucking Halo 1990 now."}, {"start": 23335.9, "end": 23344.980000000003, "text": " Brother, I'm gonna double peek the same spot, cuz fuck you."}, {"start": 23344.980000000003, "end": 23346.18, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 23346.18, "end": 23351.58, "text": " I still can't see him."}, {"start": 23351.58, "end": 23361.9, "text": " Okay, maybe it's more of a vision problem."}, {"start": 23361.9, "end": 23375.300000000003, "text": " Okay, it's a visually impaired problem."}, {"start": 23375.3, "end": 23391.46, "text": " GGs, brother, GGs."}, {"start": 23391.46, "end": 23393.42, "text": " One by contrast."}, {"start": 23393.42, "end": 23394.42, "text": " Shaq!"}, {"start": 23394.42, "end": 23399.899999999998, "text": " I'm a chill here."}, {"start": 23399.899999999998, "end": 23401.579999999998, "text": " I'll be on tomorrow."}, {"start": 23401.579999999998, "end": 23402.899999999998, "text": " Potentially more of this."}, {"start": 23402.9, "end": 23407.940000000002, "text": " can't be worse than today right um thank you guys for showing like always you"}, {"start": 23407.940000000002, "end": 23410.34, "text": " guys enjoy the rest of your night follow the channel people thank you for"}, {"start": 23410.34, "end": 23419.940000000002, "text": " watching like always I will see you on Tuesday for another one peace out chat"}, {"start": 23419.940000000002, "end": 23424.54, "text": " you guys enjoy your night I will see you tomorrow peace out people thank you"}, {"start": 23424.54, "end": 23429.7, "text": " for watching till next time chat goodbye people Gigi I'll see you then"}, {"start": 23429.7, "end": 23430.82, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 23459.7, "end": 23461.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23489.7, "end": 23491.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23519.7, "end": 23521.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23549.7, "end": 23551.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23579.7, "end": 23581.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23609.7, "end": 23611.760000000002, "text": " you"}]}