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Welcome back to the stream.
Today we have big things in store because today is a matchup that's been hyped up for a long time
when people talk about the goat of Minecraft they often bring up names that don't include
Ludwig or Finder. I think it's pretty obvious to say that so far we are both equally
low cows of the game Minecraft. Not legendary players, not chicken jockies, true fat
chuds that play Minecraft a little older than the age they should be playing the game.
But today, one of us will be the true loser.
And I will make sure that that loser is fine bird. Now here's the deal.
So obviously, fine bird, lot less going on his life.
Okay, okay, lot less could play a lot more Minecraft.
Probably couldn't tell you three Quentin Tarantino films off top.
I don't think you could do it.
Gunchu is that, Gunchu is that,
Gunchu's family's head.
I don't think you could name three Quentin Tarantino.
You just couldn't do it.
Because of that, I'll admit he's works spirits.
Okay, but today's an about it's we are seeing
about clutch factor days about how you perform
when everything's on the line.
Now here's the deal.
It's a level of playing field.
Findberg and I are going head to head,
but he will be limited to two inventory slots
where I get the entire hot bar
that the game of Minecraft provides he has literally two entire slots.
By the way, he can still beat the game in the less than 30 minutes.
I haven't watched his run personally.
Because why would he be watching fineburg?
No, good guy.
So I don't know how he does it, but he told me he can do it with two
and he's practicing to do it with three minutes.
No, we'll see.
He beat your PB.
Wait.
He beat my PB.
Did he actually beat my PB?
Well, I'm sorry, is that true?
Did he actually beat my PB?
He beat my...
What was his time?
Oh, he beat 23 minutes, 59 seconds.
Oh, here's the thing, boys.
That's not my PB.
Now, a few astute Ludwig fans die hard to respect you, have discovered it, but I have had
a secret Minecraft account that I have been grinding for the past week.
And I, boys, have gotten good.
I recorded every single run.
I have gone through emotional journeys that I wouldn't wish upon my biggest enemy.
And I am no longer cool to
I'm not cool free
In fact, I'm not even iron one I
You're too boys
I am all the way up
to iron three just a few short games away from gold
We are sitting
86 points
away from Gold. I've been grinding. And let me tell you, when your name is in
Lottoic Auburn, when you are the most due MCS alright player to ever do it. The
games go a lot better. The runs move a lot quicker. Let me walk you through guys.
Just for reference, you guys might see it on your screen right now. My personal
The best is 18 minutes 11 seconds right now.
I am averaging 30 across all my runs.
I went on a 14 game win streak.
I'm going crazy.
I've been going to absolutely back-shit crazy.
You died eight times in a run today?
You try to use that as an insult against me.
You embarrass yourself instead.
Because you reveal that when given resistance, you would buckle.
and things don't go your way, you fold, you are a shitter,
you will die a shitter.
Tom Brady sat in the fucking locker room,
28 to three at the halftime of the Super Bowl, 28 to three.
Okay, and what did he do?
What did he do?
I pray that I die eight times.
So that on my ninth life, I can get it done.
I'll show you my last game.
I won this game.
I never gave up this game.
I'm not gonna bore you with the entire details
of the replay.
I'll just show you the death count.
Oh, it's only one.
I was on the bed.
Get my bread.
I'll show you the death that I didn't give up on though.
That gravel isn't showing, but the gravel did fall.
me knocked me off. And you know what I did? I used the coordinates to
march my ass to the stronghold. I was marching my ass to the stronghold. And you
So what happened?
They forced it.
They quit the game.
I should have lost, but I never gave up.
And that's a difference between me in 90% of these weak, frail, pathetic, ranked players.
Anyway boys, today I have two goals.
Put mine, put fine bird in the dirt, and after that hit gold rank on string.
Depending on how long the fine bird things go, it might not be possible because kidneys
computer tonight, so I don't have unlimited time, but that's the goal today.
If I know how late it today, it would shoot tomorrow. That's fine. I'm telling you,
you are about to witness a different person. You are going to think that I have a
plethora of Minecraft streamers hiding under my desk playing for me. It's not true.
Everything you are seeing today is pure authentic 100% Ludwig Loll Cow approved gameplay.
You're going to think there's no way he learned how to name a brain bug.
How does he know that the stables round is it triple to cap right now?
What's going on? Yes. Yes.
It is firm to table Ludwig Loll Cow gameplay.
and
did you upgrade the computer not even a little bit
and it's there's a high possibility it shits on us today
actually that's a lie
I got a new
um...
I got a two-terabyte solet take drive that I attached so I can record all the gameplay.
And I got a USB hub and a better mouse.
Sometimes it lags out, there's a 45% chance I'll throw this mouse to the.
A hundred cows, we bet's in that.
45% chance.
And Firefox, I don't use it at all.
But I might eventually.
but
is that a shitty office must think the the launch of super life styling skylight I think it's called skylight for
Anyway
boys that is the game plan today
Ludwig first fine bird a Minecraft showdown
is fine bird allowed to zero cycle
He's allowed to try
Yeah, sure. I don't mind. Let's see how that goes. I would love to watch the two
inventory slots, zero cycle. That would be what it treats. In fact, I'll stop my
run to watch. How about that? If you want, I'll stop my run to watch.
It's not like he did a run today, faster than your PB, you're right.
He didn't.
My PB is 18 minutes in 11 seconds.
I would like to see Fineberg's PB.
I believe it's going to be a bit slower than that.
Oh, 23 minutes.
Interesting.
That's great. He's getting really good. This guy is a career in front of him.
Why make fun of the handicaps?
Having a horrible hairline does not make you handicaps.
Well, I'll maybe we'll review that in like 10 years.
Thank you for the Twitch Prime's boys.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
Did you watch the infumy stream for yesterday?
I heard he'd stream with women and was talking in a way that made it seem like he's
never spoken to women before.
But no, I'm 30 years old, I didn't watch that.
Notice your specs.
Look, Harry drama?
I mean, what do you say in a carry drama for?
He got out of his a pedophile.
Oh look, that's not, you know.
Thank you very much for the Twitch promo.
Moon L.A.ite and no ski, thank you for the time, the muffin, thank you to five months,
five birds and waiting for two hours, I'm here!
I'll give him a call.
Y'all hear about the Seth Bundy drama I have, dude.
Crazy drama.
I
got a few things I need to react to a few things I need to talk about a few things I need to
show you guys around the push those because I got to deal with spine bird guy first after that we can tackle everything in our dreams that we'd like to what is going on for my mouse
Why are you doing this to me?
Why do you plague me so?
You have to use the extension it came with to place the dongle close to the mouse.
Brother, maybe I'm fucking crazy.
Just make some shit that works if you plug it in.
You don't know what I mean?
Everybody's got a fucking app.
That boots on startup.
Just plug it in and fucking work.
Christ.
Okay, the dumbest shit I ever seen in my life, no shit that anyone who uses it, I get the product, my girlfriend uses it.
The goddamn urory, bro.
Some other convincing that you can spend $400 on a consumer product that basically just checks your heart rate,
and now you have to pay a monthly fee for that.
So what, what do you get if you don't pay the monthly fee?
Oh, an ugly fucking ring.
Oh, cool.
That's nice.
What are we doing?
It's a fucking scam.
Don't you want a peloton?
Yeah, shit's a fucking scam. You know what?
And I'm going to be honest here. I broke my 20 week streak.
I'm off the belly.
I broke my 20 week streak on the peloton.
I just, I walk 8k steps and I do some push ups at home and some sit ups at home called
a day.
It's mostly about what you eat anyway, I mean, you know, the amount you burn with cardio
is kind of relevant.
Live in a live time to defeat fineburg in combat.
I'm tagging the entire, my disc roll with normal live on both Twitch and YouTube.
I think it's time, y'all, let's give them a call.
the
finders
how's it going
it's going well how about you
actually I'm not sure if you're the new buddy
you're in for a rude awakening today
why's that?
I didn't practice him
I'm a problem.
I already knew that.
You've seen Fineburg hairline.
I've heard.
I see it every day, but I've heard as well.
But the Minecraft side of mine.
You've seen the 18-11 personal best.
I have seen that.
You've seen the 11 game win streak.
Something I've learned my eyes upon.
I've also seen the games you've played today.
I've seen that.
What do you say, what do you mean?
Um, let me see.
I mean, maybe the website was bugging.
I don't know.
I mean, there's a lot of people a lot of database stuff,
but it says death eight in the bastion.
I don't know if it's just, again,
I don't know if it's bugging up,
but it says death eight an hour ago.
63 in the bastion.
Okay, I don't know if this is your doing or what,
but fucking all over today.
I don't know if he's border white.
He's fucked every single nether spawn. Dude, okay, I have a seat. I'm gonna show you this seat right now because you you're getting me pissed off
There's a seat that I got today. Okay, hold up. How do I show you a seat? How do you just look at my seat?
Well, that's a bit personal. I can look at the replay. Is it that replay? No, it's four fit win 11 minute 32 seconds 327
milliseconds
Look, look, look, look, just look at the nether.
Find the bastion for me.
Um, okay, it's gonna be a little hard because I only have my one slots.
I don't have to replay controls, but I don't look.
This fortress is full in a wall.
You spawn next to the fortress. Great.
use your globe your global movement just to find this bashing
um yes
or I have no entities
um
okay so what's not in this quadrant
that's not here
this isn't pretty you know this isn't pretty bad where the fuck is the bad
It's a great question.
That's a great way.
The guy I was playing against said,
this is confusing in four feet,
because he couldn't find the bastion for 10 minutes.
This is rubbish shit.
I'm dealing with today.
I'm telling you, bro, I think Oliver's doing drugs.
And it's causing him to give you...
Yes, we've got seeds.
Yes.
Well, by the way, I don't think it's just me.
I think he's I think what he does. Okay, this is what I have imagined all of her does. Okay, he wakes up
And he says hmm, and then he looks at his desk and there's like seven buttons and it's like and it's like, you know
The butt I don't know the button says but it's basically like make everybody an iron have a miserable day and then he clicks it
And then you and then it's like oh, oh every ravine is gonna have no lava under the magma block and
Also the fortress is gonna be 18 chunks away from the bastion
You know, like some shit like that. I think that's what he does and let me tell you if you were to look at the buttons
The iron and coal buttons are warrant to shit in the Nettari buttons proceed never been touched
When he hits the Nettari button we get really mad so I think he's learned to not not mess with that anymore
Nobody speaks up for the couple seasons ago
Have her and just says get good. That's where you come in
Yeah, so you're not even in a week anymore, well I'm iron three about to be gold after today. That's right. Yeah
I still fight for them. I won't forget them
You won't forget your roots even on the meteoric rise. So you do it on the line today
Was on the line
Let me first find bird news recipe minecrafts
I'm going to leave, I'm getting fired, if we're like an hour, not just gotta be super
Mario Galaxy 2 speedruns for you, kind of a permacitulation, I'll shake things up in that
scene, I think, give it enough time, yeah, you know what, it's gonna be huge change
for Jay, I'm sure you'd appreciate the company.
Okay, how about what, what was your opinion?
With no one on craft.
I know you're very lucky in the one game, so let's put them on.
I mean, what I'm not going to say is I look at my mind.
I could go back to Lee, that was an all-star league.
CS2, you know, that's something that's interesting right now.
Honestly, I've just been thinking about doing IRL content
and going to public places and making a scene.
that does numbers it gets your name out there
trying to get that name but trying to be people I don't see many 30-year-olds doing it
you could be the older generation you are awesome
is it supposed to be as good as it is to same generation
you know what to say no over generation
we're practically the same level
like we're within you know we're within the same decade you know what I mean like
What year are you born?
No, 2002.
Yeah.
You're born like how many times a year.
Yeah.
I think you're 34.
You know, it's on some websites out there.
I've tried to get that misinformation down, but.
Well, I'm fine, Berg, and I'm 18 is like,
Yeah, I was like a couple of years ago.
Yeah, I wasn't a bit.
I was actually 18.
And I'm not, I mean, I try to send them a clip and I was like,
I'm not lying, and then still says I'm 34, so.
Fake news.
So has anyone told you about it?
What?
I'm old?
Oh, I was like in the womb, I kind of like,
I had the experience in a way.
You felt the shakes?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
knows what they were. So, how about this? Okay, I'll strike you a deal. If I win, I
want you to change your Minecraft username for six months. I cannot do six months
because then someone will steal it. You can do it for a month and then you get like a
week. I can go on and off with it for like a month, but I cannot do it for six
I just want someone else to steal it.
But he means someone's stealing it.
Like if I change it off a finder,
or you didn't like all of her doesn't pull the strings.
You just say all of her don't let anyone steal it.
Like what are you talking about?
You know, Auburn might be a big name in the ring space,
but in the mojing space, there are people out to give me.
I will change my name for a month.
Okay, for a month.
Okay, I'll take a month.
I'll take a month, a month works for me.
I'm down. And if you win, I'll let you change my name from one. Or I'll even
one up it. I'll let you change my steam name from one. That's fair. That's fair.
I'll give you a third.
You can pick this if you want either.
I'll give you a tweet on my account.
I'm done.
Well, we'll think of looking some stuff.
Well, that seems fair.
I feel like we should agree to it now because we're not going to need to think about it
because you're going to lose.
So I want you to feel better.
So I can choose one of the three.
Yeah, I'm leaving.
Ideally not the Minecraft name because I technically, technically, I'm supposed to
already change it from a previous bet.
I heard about that.
Oh, you heard about that.
Oh, okay.
See, you know what small it is.
I'm talking about a couple times crappy guy, but I don't know if he knows me but I'm not
at least.
So, I think I'll go with the tweet option, okay.
I put a month of using him for my micro, the kind of the line for one tweet.
And I can make the username whatever I want.
Yes.
Really?
What if his racist?
Well, I have set it rules like racism's bad.
Fine, Berge, you should have some rules in place.
I don't know, it's not going to be, it's going to be like,
you're going to be able to put it in the website and the website takes it.
I think they have some racism filters on the Minecraft on that.
Sort of on the website.
Mojang and filter.
OK, that's it.
Yeah, the Microsoft mode, will filter things.
But I will set it to any available username that will not
get me banned off of the platform.
I wonder how far you could push it.
You know what I'll think about that.
You don't want to wonder yet.
We'll think about it later.
So how's it going to work for you?
I have a mod.
I have a guy who made him off for me.
He made it originally because I did an all advancements run with one slot.
I don't know.
As a child.
Yeah, and I did that.
I took 13 hours, but I did it.
Um, but one slot is really, really hard.
Like in the, any percent portion of that run, it took me two hours.
Um, and I really don't think I could go much faster.
Like one slot's obviously incredibly annoying. Two slots.
Let's release juggle one thing. You can have like a tool and blocks.
You can have food and blocks. You can, the options like, it's way more than a doubling of speed.
So I have the guy just,
She already figured out the whole mess to make it look nice with like only one slots
I told them just let me use the off end also and so he made them all I'd rather I'm at it to rank
Today and so I'm just gonna have two slots. What's it? So you've done a few runs, right?
I have done some practice. I was trying to figure out
Best way to go about things certain over old types. Okay, I've got a couple runs
Okay, and I was gonna be as you, but I think I'm getting it down. It was pretty fast, right?
Like I heard you got a 23. Yeah, um, but I don't know how I go. Let me see.
23 47 wasn't pretty wasn't room portal pretty good overworld, but
23 47. So I guess question.
I'll have an answer when I win, should you call me sir?
Sorry, I'm going to show you, okay wait, no, actual question.
Should we do a best of three or best of five?
I mean, I'm a shimey god, I'm not going to be best of five.
I don't know if you know um that's if I could be interesting don't you see you know like
As I said you know Barry treasure like at all because obviously we could just do one of each type
But it's like that would be there if you just like never practice the strategy because you can't obviously get it to
Yeah, we could do one of each we could do the four and then for the fifth one we could just like pick a new one if it gets there
Well, we could just like done it in my
strike BT and so then you strike two you don't want to go to. All right, let's do
no shipwreck and no temple. No shipwreck, no temple, which leads us to the village or
ruin portal. I think ruin portal is probably the strongest for you. So I'm gonna
That's so great. I'm gonna I'm gonna be though that one and I'm gonna ask that we go to
Village
Works for me
I got another pick after this scene anyways, so not a big deal of this village backfires on you
Why would you I mean you would also get another pick like the backfires on you like I bet as well
That's true. I'm just I'm looking at it from my perspective here
Give me a prediction like be on. Do you think I'm you're going to free owe me because you're talking real big right now?
No honestly, I
Think I
Think you're in charge of your own destiny
In the sense that
If we don't have you know an eighth death in the bashing scene
Like you've been playing I haven't like looked at your replays, but you've been playing some good Minecraft, you know, and it like
But if things go wrong for me, they go really wrong.
Because I don't have any backup tools, I have two slots.
I have nothing.
The average run for me, I'm death resetting four times in the bastion with an anchor,
and the overall, the seeds that are fast, it's like unspawning on the structures,
and the terrain is really good.
I haven't had a practice to see where I have to go over a lot of like for 200 blocks.
I can't carry anything.
So it, it's really up to you.
I haven't watched you play this, so I'm genuinely confused.
What are you even doing in the bastion?
Are you bringing, how do you do anything?
Is it only to your hop-art, do you have an inventory?
No, I have my armor slots, because I just had that in the original challenge, and I think
it's just like, it would be a little harder, but it's just-
Use your auto-dispot, right?
I have my one-now, I have my one-saw, my elephant, I only have two slots.
like how do you because you go to the bash and you get
and your pearls and then like what do you do like what else are you
bringing how do you get anchors how do you kill the dragon
how do you do she in twenty four minutes can you name three
quintet and tino films
um
did he do pub fiction
yeah
is that one yeah that's one
and then like godfather one two maybe
Nailed it actually. Well, I didn't think you'd get the.
Oh, you know that.
And you could have put Godfather part three as well if you wanted to.
Yeah, there's a three there. I mean, I wasn't watching any of them.
So I just kind of it's safe for you know, because there's no Godfather part 20.
I'm guessing. All right. So if you just.
Well, actually, I'm going to part five there for releasing a next year.
But oh.
Still Godfathering.
All right. Well, okay.
Everyone.
You guys these cold three day and go to my craft.
You want to do you want to dive in? I tried to join your room.
Yeah, so you could let me just make sure I think the only I just turned off everything
about village and then I think none of the other settings they're all like normal.
You're just so much in this.
Yeah, this is fun.
And then give me just a couple minutes before we start just to talk to my chat and
I'll be right back.
Yeah, good.
Chat!
We're gonna run three minutes of ads before we start this so there's no pre-rolls
during the actual run itself because I'm sure a lot of you guys are gonna want to
about between my POV and fineberg's POV.
So I'm just gonna run three minutes now
so that when you click in between,
it doesn't f up, but we're not gonna start the gameplay.
So I'm just gonna rip that right now.
Also, we got 17,000 people like you
that other people in the building
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YouTube frogs can come over too.
Double-check, see if you have a Twitch problem available.
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You can give it on me, you can give it the fine burger to be on give it to whoever you want really.
Am I smoking crack, when Terence didn't direct the godfather?
Yeah, no, couldn't get, couldn't get, couldn't get you in a minute.
10 years old when the godfather came out.
Maybe, maybe eight.
the
But you know what, I was already impressed
that he got Pulp fiction to be honest.
Thank you, Lord Sharky, for the five gifted.
Thank you very much for all the Twitch Proms
to see a lot of flying in right now.
I actually got five gifted from somebody.
I miss Fleaver and thank you very much.
I'm sorry, miss, that initially.
Thank you very much.
Cole of Flashy, Megasaurus, being a butter shake.
PKR, thank you very much, Baroyal, Clause,
Sid, E-Dak, Baker's, Cros, Liberty.
Thank you for all the prime shot.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Nicholas Cage's uncle?
Yeah.
Resort dogs is Quintirntine's best feeling.
Um, I like Jackie Brown.
But I mean, he's got a lot of good movies.
Predictions are now live!
For Game One, what your points, who do you think will win?
The Low Cow will call for the Low Cow of Netherwrights.
I'm literally reading your message right now, Pat.
All right, I've been practicing.
I know how to do this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
Is this right?
Is Fimburg V highest ranked player in the world right now?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck? I'm going up against the number one here right now.
Oh fuck. Okay. Oh my god. Okay.
Laura, Laura, think of the five gifted. Oh my god. Okay, I got it.
Hey, fiber, good question.
You ready? Yep. Yes, are you the number one right now?
I am, yeah.
Wow, it's cool.
Yeah, I guess ED Sierra just didn't really want to queue up because I don't I don't have the best average or the best one or eight, but
Yeah, but either is the one I guess number one my number one. Yeah, by two. Oh, we love
Cool, hey, but you're you said I'm three. Oh, yeah, I have just the
New color. I'm officially top 10,000 so I
Think you were top 10,000 when you started also
doesn't change. That was more than 10,000 people. Yeah, it's not starting to
claim because of you. But now you're back. It's more impressive now.
Yeah, it's a million. I like not to complain about all these new
fucks starting Minecraft like whatever. You know, you know, I see us
are stands for Minecraft's speedrun. Yeah, a lot of people think it's
stands for Minecraft speedrun and ranks. A big big problem that we have.
Really pisses me off. I mean, you go into your thing. I can't you go into your thing. Sorry. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean to get something.
Okay. Um, thank you. The 20 members. Cat. I appreciate that. So these new players, these new players.
There's a bunch of new events. They did, you know, this Mario event that's coming up, you know,
SK started doing it. Okay. Why the fuck does everyone have a faster PB than me like a week?
Like, what is that? It's fucking annoying.
Um, jays at like 15 minutes. Like, what do you mean you're at 15 minutes? Like, you know, God damn, so
EG says that 17 minutes. Ask him. Is it admirable? Like, what are we doing here?
I can't speak for asking it. I think she just got a gamer. Yeah. I got to ask. Jay, Jay and
And when you look at the leaderboards for their games,
that no one else shows up.
So that's pretty good mechanics to start out with.
Also, that a coach in their ear for those ones all the time.
You could have a sub 10 if you had information in your ear for everyone.
It's possible.
They're not even thinking.
But I mean, I have to go through, I had a run the other day that I lost because I threw away all of my
The, what's the things that makes fire when you throw it?
Fire charge fire us. Yes. I threw away all my fire charges and then I I use my ninja brain bots to
Navigate 200 blocks
Through the another and then boom, couldn't fucking light it. I had no way no way to light it and I was out of fire res
I had a coach who was spotted that, they would have a chance to make that mistake.
That would you should be able to do something in right, you know, whatever.
Honestly, I think I'm just bitter that they're improving quickly.
Should be a good event though.
They could be sure that Mario wanted to be.
Yeah, I'm excited for it.
Okay, it's cool.
I'm ready.
I'm done.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
I know it's still gonna make sure.
Not like I would have changed from the background.
All right, there we go.
Good luck, man, really try your best.
Yes.
And we're doing a best of five to confirm, right?
And it's just gonna be a loser's gonna pick.
And let's just say, we can't go back to the same seed.
If we get to the seed five, we've used all four of them.
That isn't the seed.
We'll figure something out.
We can randomize.
And guys, it's twitch.tv slash fineberg.
just keep scrolling through the category eventually you find them.
Yeah, you might scroll for a while, but that's the second period.
Lot of way, we'll be right up there.
The front gauge, the carousel, everything.
That should be higher than me right now.
That's what it's called.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll start the Wilde.
And we'll have a good build seed.
And hopefully, hopefully, it'll be close.
All right.
Good luck, man.
See you.
Here it is, buddy.
Best of five against fine bird.
Few things we have to do first thing we have to do.
Let's grab some food.
Okay, my mouth is a little bit laggy.
My computer's working fucking overtime right now.
Let's pray that it holds up.
Okay, it's a diamond.
Okay, wow, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
I need wood.
I need wood badly.
Where the fuck is wood?
Why is the wood so far?
Okay, I have five iron.
I think I'll make sure's in an iron axe, and then I'll kill the goal on it could
backfire, so I shouldn't make sure's actually, I should, okay what am I doing?
Okay that's fine, okay it's just a little bit of initial nerds, let me get all my wood
right now. I'm gonna get all my wood right now. The only reason I can't make
shears is because there's a possibility there's a genuine possibility that if I make
shears the iron goal only drops three and then guess what motherfucker you fuck
yourself and I can't make indensity. Okay 20 which would be more than enough.
Okay, it always drops forward, right?
Well, I wish I knew that about seven seconds ago.
of
guess. Okay. Okay I need to find a lava pool.
Glintensy!
What the f*** is gravel?
There it is.
Oh, I did make a f*** shovel.
I'm gonna go to the
level 4
I need to fill in density
on the second one that was planned
as you may favorite talk a little less today
on the pro here
410 baby
dumbass fineburg still in the overworld
Fool, it eats.
I feel like that's the best spike for 13 chunks away.
Fortress.
Fuck, where is it?
That's the fortress.
Okay, good to know though, fortress is west.
I'm going to fuck the bash.
No!
Okay, I'm just going to go here because it's like 16.
Okay, I wasted probably 30 seconds right there.
But I know what the fortress is which is really big for me.
This is extra cautious, but I like being cautious in these runs.
Why do I hear a small pig dying?
Oh my god, what is- I don't even know how I would begin to beat this game on the way if I had two inventory slots.
I would never say this a fine bird's face, but I fucking hate the gun.
Okay, it looks like a stable's bashing. We have triple chests at the top in a single.
We're going to go for a lot of a grout here.
How the fuck did he get in the bastion before me?
Nope, this is all of his fault.
All of us!
Like, genuinely how?
Okay, that's...
Is that good, Gap?
That's good, Gap, right? Yeah.
That's good, Gap.
Get the horse, Peggy!
How to keep one just in case emergencies?
Okay, I really need to stop using my wood.
All right, let's go to the top and
Let's go, let's go.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Hey, what the f**k am I going to?
Come on, let's go.
Oh no, this is bad guy from the chest in the bottom, right?
A lot of piggy's here, what's up y'all?
what's up y'all
So which way did I enter from those over there, right?
That makes sense.
It's a row that you go when you die.
It's a recovery, bro.
What the fuck is not quite nine lives?
Why is he cheating?!
It's random, bro. It's where you go.
Where you going? You're done.
Okay, don't need you.
Yes, not enough Abbey, not enough pearls.
Huh?
Oh, great.
Any more fucking blocks?
Ahhhh.
Shit.
I know there's a block somewhere in this niche.
these are some elf fucking trades
okay hold on can we
um i can win with this 16 hobby i'll just home portal
yeah that's just home portal
I think that's fine.
Okay, I really just can't use my pearls. That's like the most important thing right now.
I need to absolutely keep my pearls, say I got to clutch those pearls, because I only have 15.
Okay, there's home portal.
Okay, I'll use one pearl for a pearl hang to home portal from the spawner, from the fortress.
So like, pearl hangs two, do you have to be three trunks away, right, at least I'll understand it.
So this is like right now a pro-hang would work, I think.
So I should.
Okay, so now I have a nice juicy hang.
How many?
I got more than enough fire res box.
Let's not save him for the next game, you know what I'm saying?
Okay now the issue, slightly issue, slightly issue, I should say.
I could bow to cross and just love a swim.
Okay, the issues I can't see, the fucking portal anymore.
Oh my god, I can't see the fortress.
Five birds in the fortress and I can't see it.
Okay, I'm fucked up.
Okay.
Fuck, I fucked up badly.
I genuinely can't see it.
I overcooked my parole hand.
Oh my god.
How's he in the fortress?
Oh my god I overcooked so hard.
Fuck!
He's got his first rod.
There it is.
Okay, I've hurled like this should work.
I can't throw.
It's not worth perlling.
Because right now I have 14 perils.
I kinda have to pull that.
This is so slow.
Like, that was so awesome.
So glad I perished.
Really fucking good usage right there.
Yep, nice good fucking nice nice little magma guy
If that's clutch that is clutch
Super clutch performance here so far
Nice barely don't eat the bread really good movement so far
Okay, this will be fast though
that's like no
Okay, boss trades, Ludwig trades.
That's it.
What, what, how is he doing our tourists?
That was me!
How am I doing our touris?
That's pathetic!
You do not go crazy!
A SPONER!
Where am I, where am I, where am I, where even am I, where even am I, though?
I'm putting another right fucking Stellington's.
You
Okay, almost assuredly he's gonna win in the next couple of minutes, but if there's a chance
that I can win, I will fight.
I
didn't swim through the fucking lava though.
Shit.
I don't think I can walk to get back.
Do that perch was so weird.
I don't understand that perch bro what a game one
30 take a look at the splits here. A lot of way. Barely ahead through most of the seed and then just comes down to the endfight
Dude, I had the ugliest perch I've ever seen
He went north south for no damn a reason
It's annoying
Did you instant out that struggle? I was like, okay, it's got to be like some hard print this shit
I got to make a time and I'm like
By the time I finished even scanning your end I was like I lost
Because I can't do anything like half-doh or zero or whatever
Like maybe if I put 10 hours into zero practice like I'd like figure something out, but like there's like what do you do like use of nine acres or some shit?
No, I use an interest. That's like the actual tech. Um, what is that? Is what I'm like when I'm moving
You're over an end interest as a little
No, it's like, I can't even drop parallel. It's a different game.
It's just like a chest that you, it's just like, it's just global. Yeah, just vanilla. It's eight
of city and one of the shoker chests. Kind of, kind of, but no. It's like, the only other game I can
draw comparison from is like, it's the Junimode chest from Sardy Valley. That's the only thing I'm
I'm thinking of, but that's, I feel like two niche.
So you just cloud storage.
That's what I'm just saying.
Yeah, so I'm making endowed chests in the bastion
and then I put all the stuff I need in there
and then I can craft another one.
So you're really only nerfed until the bastion.
No, it's really still really bad.
It's not easy.
It's fine.
Like, it makes it, it's still really hard.
The four after the nine rods in the four with just an axon of shield.
And if I take more than seven hearts, the whole run is like fucked.
Um, okay.
I need to get nine rods because I need to make all these undershests.
I'll start in mind, I'll have you with a diamond pick.
And if we didn't have a diamond pick, I don't think we didn't have a diamond pick, you probably just win.
Do the trades were ass!
The trades were so bad, yeah.
My god, I was like, give me the tables, I'm gonna be awesome. He's such a stable, isn't it?
And then I just like, I have you some crazy slow shit.
Oh, awesome, I sayables, I have a great route.
You improved it. Yeah, I do a lot of me grow. I do a lot of me grow. I do a lot of me whole.
No, that is the shit I'm talking about.
No, you haven't seen my route dude. I do a lot of me whole.
I had all the piggy's in it.
I did a pearl hay, it was fucking awesome, whatever man, it's fine.
So what do you want to, what do you want to ban here?
Well, no, you just get the pick.
I just want to get his rules.
Yeah, it's just, it can't be village.
Okay, let me just go to village.
Yeah, okay.
I think I'm going to, there's a couple is probably pretty bad for me.
But we see it in the list.
Yeah, I don't really know if I have a good mic two minutes.
All right, take a time.
Oh my god dude, I think I think I played that really well.
Things I wish I had done better.
I think I was too indecisive on the bash in Nav.
I also think I keep doing this thing.
I do this in regular runs too.
On the fortress, just find the fucking spawner.
I do this thing where I like fight strays for 20 minutes.
Like, better, just find the fucking spawner.
You know what I mean? Like, you're fighting all these fucking
strays for what? You don't have to have insane rates for
you to be worth your time. You just go to the spawner, you
know, a digger time. It is what it is. And then what was
really frustrating was the dragon's perch. That perch was so
weird by the way. Because that dragon for them to have
perched north south for her to have perched that way. It must have
been when I was setting up the hobby on the I should have
bailed, but I saw that he was in the end and I don't know
how long it takes for him to win in the end. So I was like, I don't
know, here's a deal. I think I might have still, I don't know,
it'd be close, I guess we'll never know. I thought I would have lost
If I waited for a second perch and I think I could have it to I think it would have been RNG, but I think it could have lost
Because just just just almost
And it's going to be a little bit of a big hole with all the piggies in it.
I'm going to run a one in the ad break and then we're going to put it to our next thing.
I think the first believe in you.
Hello, do you hear me?
Oh, Tim already ran the ads.
Never mind. We're good.
Yes, dude. Yes, man.
Really?
Yeah, it's a pleasure to humble.
Actually, I was thinking about it.
I'm just not trying to think about how to.
I mean, I guess there's multiple that I get.
I think Desert Temple and Shipwreck are probably pretty bad for you.
I think shipwreck has the potential to be worse than desert temple.
Is that under the map?
Give me the damn shipwreck.
Yeah.
Give me the damn shipwreck.
I don't have your nab and portal holigan.
And then obviously the shipwreck might be a low food seed and I'm playing on like no through the whole time anyways.
But well, we're going to shipwreck.
Well, I should watch me for like a minute.
You're going to be mind blown.
Okay, like why guy believe in you this time or something.
I don't have fun watching with some back.
You should have seen my pro hangs dog.
The only issues I did a pro hang that I lowered the render distance and I couldn't find the fortress anymore, because it's too dark
That that will happen. That happens to me some nice spirits. That was a monarchy
Hi, bro. I got this. We'll try on it. All right
Shit right you ready?
Yeah, yeah, there is a two second delay just in case finder exists slurs. It's like how do you these do it?
Good luck. Oh, maybe a go ahead.
Get up
Can't risk it, bro.
Alright!
We are back!
We are down to one!
But!
We have one motto.
We will never give up.
No matter how bad the odds seem.
No matter how unlikely our win is.
We will never give up!
Anyway, watch this drive.
come up for air check this for fun even though I know there's one piece on it
while it's not a food
okay
I feel like I'm playing this like my life depends on it and fine burgers playing
like it's a $40,000 or Marvel's Marvel's Marvel's turn.
Like it doesn't even give a shit, though.
Oh my god. I get it Loki. I genuinely get it bro.
I could not have kept going because I wouldn't have had flint in steel.
I could have hoped for I'd get some insulin I've got it before but I think it's better
to gamble on yourself than luck sometimes.
I can make sure
Cheers.
later than I should. Is there this?
No way. Oh my god.
I'm gonna pull up.
I'm gonna take a V in W.
you know what we got it done and that's what we got it done and that's what we got it done
And that's a matter's
Okay four seconds behind
There's a fashion.
We have no gold.
What's up?
It's a house, it looks like a housing.
so it's causing lightning
The skills count.
I had to put, I think, the log on the chests.
I forgot about that.
That's okay.
Ludwig-Seven Ludwig-Seven Ludwig-Seven Ludwig-Seven.
Wasn't the entrance, where's the entrance?
Hmm.
Okay, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm being so genuine, guys.
I'm going to permanently ban you if you say annoying shit.
Like, GG, just quit, it's over.
I find your mentality so unbearable to read.
You are pathetic to me.
I wish I did not have to breathe the same oxygen as you.
Unfortunately, we share the earth together.
I do not need to share your shitty thoughts to them.
I'm okay being bad at stuff.
I am okay trying my best in failing.
I am not okay with fucking losers who sit on their fucking ass.
We'll never achieve shit.
And they're entire self worth
comes from fucking roasting on them.
I don't love it, I hate it.
I wish you weren't around on the same work as me.
Unfortunately, I'm stuck with you, so at the very least, keep your mouth fucking
closed because you don't provide any value when it's open.
You are a loser, I don't want to read your loser thoughts.
I will permanently ban you, goodbye.
Make fun of me?
Fine.
Call me fat locale, shut.
I don't care.
Quit it's over, there's no way you can come back.
You have wasted all of the years, all the years of beautiful media that has told you otherwise it is wasted on you.
Okay, place the fucking block about me.
Don't give up, it's unnecessary to say I have never even thought otherwise.
I'm out.
What?
Okay, we're back. We're back.
A lot later than I'd like, but we're back.
Right?
One pig?
Get it!
What are you doing?!
What is this?!
What?
the
of
the
of the
and
the
five
Okay, it's winnable for behind, but I think we're behind in the fortress last time too.
Dude, I don't know, my angle's too high, I think.
I'm going to break into the hole.
Can I see it?
I'm not going back to the bottom being every single person who said GG, go next.
We're having a mass ban.
Um, what am I missing right now, who I should do this, I should do this.
Halfway faster.
I just need a tiny bit more to give it to you,
but I'm just gonna do it for you,
but you'll never get my sense of self on.
I don't know why,
but I just wanna know why you can't do it.
You can't do it for me,
n-oh,
yes,
but I'm just gonna do it for you,
so don't lose your guts,
but I can't do it for you,
but I can't do it now.
Sorry,
and
All right, we have to go 138, which is this way.
24 inches this way so it's like that way I don't think I need to
prolong this I can be a waste
yeah
I mean I don't have any shortage of
All right, 138 which we hit and now it's 244
four, three, two, three, four.
is
always go down middle
portoram has to be at least seven rooms away
is a little bit far to get us a month
Number two far
One
Three
Do some shit over here oh
My god, I'm so tired
Okay, I gotta go back.
I'm assuming it wasn't down center.
Secret upright.
Library.
All 12.
to
Oh, oh.
I missed collect.
I press reload source packs.
Let's go!
Never give up!
Let's go!
you
what happened
there's just not enough
all the end of the fort
terrain
it was just a whole experience with two slots I didn't that
ever like unintentionally it's just like
I can only go too so fast with nothing
I did die twice.
I died twice.
I got 24 reset the world.
No.
She was not going good for me.
I crafted a iron hoe.
Oh, I've seen you do that before.
Okay. Yeah, you know what? Okay.
Yeah.
It isn't a rinked advancement.
It isn't as much human bad news.
There you go. Oh, is it? If you finish the run with the iron on your inventory, you get a little bit of that
Oh, I've been sent the world shit. Yeah
You can also just craft it if you have two spare iron at the end, but it's not really it doesn't strike a few
Craft it at the start of the run. It's pretty stupid
Well, it would peer things are tied up fine, Berg
Yes, they are
The ship's like pick was good for you even though the ravine was like right there
I feel like I like was so slow on the enter
I feel like your answer was for it.
I mean, I guess I reset new entered after.
So yeah, maybe that's right.
You have to go back and forth to it.
It's harder.
You must.
What's the best you want?
You want like treasure?
Or do you want like you want?
I don't know like 18 blocks.
I think bridge is probably good.
If I don't get 28 obvious kind of annoying,
cause I need eight for the end of chest.
It's a probably bridge.
Treasure is probably a worse than I would've heard.
Oh, see?
So, question three.
I'm through that rule world though.
Yeah, what's up with your question today?
Yeah, that wasn't quite a kind of answer to that question.
Yeah.
In fact.
Sorry.
So you want ruin portal.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Give me 60 seconds.
I'll be right back.
Yep.
Chet.
Are you beginning to believe that this is possible?
are you the beginning to think oh fuck I'm not muted oh my god it's so embarrassing
did you so you heard like you were here and you were you just heard what I was saying
well I had set off because I I still have to do some stretches but I heard that you were talking I didn't hear what you said
okay yeah I was saying yeah keep stretching keep it stretching is really good for you yeah starting young that's good
fuck me fuck it kill me right fucking stand I'm such a fucking shot this shot
Oh my god, that fucking shot.
Okay, wow, the prediction is exactly 50-50.
Boys, it is game three in the best of five
Ludwig-Risfy and Bird, loser S. Quinn, Minecraft forever.
Number one ranked Minecraft player in the world.
against a 35 year old bad hairline
I'm the I'm the minecraft right now
anyway
we're entering game three run one minutes of ads I ask you guys a favor while I run these ads guys
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though check see you guys got a switch from available come on over if that check box is open use your twitch prime on pool down me or fineberg
I don't mind either.
There are, I think, at peak 40,000 people watching this match right now.
On a fried, on a fried, isn't it?
Okay, hold up, pause for a second.
There's 40,000 people watching this on a Friday night.
That's, that's got awesome to be honest.
That is kind of awesome.
There's a snowstorm.
I like putting in the reason why you're watching it's snowing tremendously if there wasn't
snow I'd be with holes several holes what would it's okay I'm glad you're here just
to be clear I'm not making fun I'm glad you're here thank you for watching today I appreciate
it I hope you put on a good show for you game one find burger had a great comeback after
right choke came to I had a great comeback after I choke again. So game three should be the most
favored for fine burgers. Here's the deal. It's ruined portal. That's where he got his PB. He got
a 23 minute run doing ruined portal. ruined portal probably one of my worst. The issue of the
ruined portals you have very little food. I'm not good without a lot of food. That's why I like
village. That's why I like village. So we'll see how those are going to try our best. But we are
jump in into it boys. Let's do this shit. I'm ready. You ready?
How does do this shit, Fomberg? All right, out of the room portal. If I don't take
this one, I'm just going to be bad. But I don't know. I don't think tempos is bad as
you think it is for me. So I have a chance to have a room portal. This is, I think, better
I mean this is as bad as it gets for me.
I was like, yeah, I can see a 10-minute endgame around the room portal seed earlier today.
I don't really know that's possible.
But he, eyes on your own fucking paper, right?
Like, what do you, you don't read a book?
You know what I mean?
Stop looking for my fucking seeds in shit.
Well, you have to learn from all possible avenues, right?
I'm trying to learn from...
God, I'm so amazed.
And in the middle of the...
You're going to Foxboro High School if you're trying to figure out the best pass to make to go to the Super Bowl.
Someone there could have good insight. You don't know that. No one's trying it.
That's what I'm saying. I guess. You're trying to money ball.
Minecraft. Exactly. Okay. You know what I respect it. There's some good strats down there.
All right. All right. Let's start. Start soft as a laughable idea. All right. Let's run it.
Good luck.
What the fuck is this?!
What are these noises?!
to
this actually reminds me of college and I would try to fall asleep next to just the
and you know what they were up to
but it always suck to listen to
I don't know what it's supposed to get.
Wait, do I have to get a bucket?
I think I have to get a bucket, I do, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna bucket.
I think bucket and cheers.
I feel like it's risky to get cheers.
I can't hear you, stone.
So touch.
I'll wait until the Stone Age.
Do you think I wouldn't pay that?
I'm crafting a fucking cross!
I
Refined I I've genuinely never had a world like this. This is I it's just an Aquarius or something
I don't know.
I have no food at all.
I'm gonna go and exchange for the ship.
Okay, that was really cool to look for fucking rope.
What have gold stuff?
Dude how are you get there so fast?
You're gonna see entered before me, right?
of
I'm gonna get it.
Try your passion.
Oh my god, wait, I need an iron pick.
I got almost fucking shit in your fucking face.
This isn't treasurebash, right?
Yeah.
What is it?
Is it a treasurebash?
There it is.
Hmm.
Oh!
Okay, this is the weirdest treasure cash mine is in my life.
Oh, is this right side?
Now I'm now I'm grasping.
Well, I am the lowest team.
I'm all by one obsidian, that's...
That is pretty fucking cool.
That's the fort over there.
Here's the geals if I get that one right there.
There's nobody to get up.
and
That's for me.
I'm a little strange but I think I should go to the fort
fortress and instantly get my ass out of there to get some food. I could also
respawn anchor I just don't know how to do it now.
That'll be a good idea.
As long as the Magda Slime's not red above me.
you guys I'm fine yes I have to drop kills me instantly but I'm fine
Okay, let's go to the pool.
As long as I don't make it too quick, man.
That's insane, I'm gonna fuck him one shot.
Were any animals?
That was fucked.
the
call this thing from these
I should have taken a hard, I shouldn't have taken this here in case, because I have to come out
if it's one anyway.
I do what?
You follow me to the fucking other?
What if we're out?
What if fucking last we're out here?
I'm gonna start
Nobody throws my part away
Holy shit, right?
I'm going to kill you.
6, I don't feel like we should leave on 6, I feel like I should get 7 in case I'm breaks in that, because then I can just throw that once.
And that's it.
I
did
I've an issue where I can't press Fc if 3 and see at the same time in too far part of the keyboard
That creeper almost caught up to new weather run
up a little run
I need focus
Fuck, I didn't click it again
99.9%
I think it's enough food. The only thing I'm considering is if five beds is enough,
can just get myself a six bed and now I don't worry about it. Light work!
Okay.
All right, hold up.
Oh my god, it's 240 blocks in another.
Wow!
Jesus, it is 172, 180, 172's this way, okay. So I have 15 pearls so I can't use more
than three right now. I think this one's a must.
what I didn't what wow that wait further than I thought it would okay so I have to go to
172 in the other
should go around this way
I
We're at the
We can plank like we can plank like it we can plank like it
That is so blessed.
That is so the moment I recognize.
Okay, 172 is so good.
What is it, 172?
Okay, let us be wise, I have to do this for a hundred blocks, okay, that's about
Like a moment.
Once at me two, 180.
Yeah, I have been so full.
So, um,
you guys been watching like this.
You can jump to go faster.
That's actually not true jumping on the goes faster if you use a boat
So glad I could teach you
Or I think if you I have anger but yeah, regardless it doesn't work how you think it does
With oh my god, he found a fucking stronghold
It's so in
Okay, that's 172, not it's got a 180, oh my god, it's so far, and it's gonna break in 3, 2,
Is
Okay, I can do this I want to my building
I'm still need to me
Wait, I'm going the wrong way. Oh my God
So, I get so in, it's never over till it's over boys.
Okay, one, two, one, any?
I got a deal of this as well as the fuck.
people who come, like, I can't think of anyone cringeier than someone who's watching
fineburg and types G.G. like five seconds before the screen appears. I can't think
of lame or behavior. I'm genuinely trying to think of it. Maybe being a pedophile. Actually,
I think there was a streamer who did something slightly lame. You were like, you're
one game away from like that for you. It's like that right now. What happened? Um, I
I mean, what happened is you won on your counter pit.
You don't need to be like, what do we time out?
What happened?
What what happened is your counter pit.
You won.
By the way, it doesn't escape me
that you used in all of her seed.
We're in a cobbleess.
Was that never seen, never seen it?
Never seen it.
Show, I've never seen it.
The fix is in, the fix is in.
reason you're the guy who wanted to host. I got it. It is to waste a win, Femberg.
You know, it was a great rebuttal there. That world was a crazy. Did you make a portal in the
fashion? Like, when the fuck did you get a bed bed? That was just confused. Did I make a
I think it's a pretty good food.
Yeah, yeah, so when it's a sweet dreams,
that was in the fortress.
Oh, it was right next to the fortress.
Like technically hadn't entered,
but I made my portal in the fortress,
like right next to the spawner without entering it.
I see.
And then it.
That makes more sense.
But I was, I mean, I felt good,
but honestly, it took me forever to navigate to the coordinates.
I think I just took a bad path.
things are pretty, you might even have different coordinates than me because I've built my
portal all the bash.
See what I'm going to have different.
My childhood was 240 blocks away in the other, which is like I might have dug 8,000 blocks
of another wreck.
I'm trying to get them to the floor then.
But it's stas or temple.
Game, well, hold up.
I get the pick.
Oh, you want to run about, we can run back to the shipwreck?
No, you want to go back to the shipwreck.
you don't have a pick. It's like kind of how we do it on my village. It's not so good for a system.
Right? Yeah, I can go village.
That's why if you want to go village again, I won't say no. I think my option is.
We can already play village already, but you can if you want to play that.
But I lost. I look. Okay, no.
Look at that. That's fine.
See these crafters. The way you guys select seeds is like not really bad. It's really nice.
Just kind of. I know it's really bad. You banned some shit.
And the only reason you ban is so on seed 4 and 5, they know what's a counter pick.
Like it makes no fucking sense.
The problem is we just like, like how many stages are there in May, like 20, 30?
I don't know. There's 5 for game 1 and then, I think,
in a whole game, 7 for game 1.
Only 5?
Yeah, yeah, there's only 5 for game 1 and then they add counter pick stages.
So I think there's 7 total.
But it matters way more in that game.
It's weird like I think it'd be cooler it's it changes the methods too much, I think which is why like having kind of water to do it
But like what if you can pick that bash you?
You know
Or like pick
Pick the I don't even know what the fuck else you picked that right like it's kind of just a fashion
But like I don't know in those games I think it's fine that there's like you know a single digit stages because it's the whole game is on the stage
Versus like right even the world pick
But you picked a room portal and said, okay, sure,
Hacks is maybe five seconds faster.
I mean, but that's 20% of the seed.
At most, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then there's a whole
measure of world after it.
We're kind of stuck, yeah.
Yeah, I think a lot needs to be changed.
And once I weed in drainage walls,
once I drain the swamp, I'm burning.
Oh, be a new agricultural changes.
Yeah.
Okay, I have to go pee pee.
That's true.
And then game file time.
What game for them?
But then game five, let's be real.
Let's be real, buddy.
Yeah.
Be early.
Set.
and
two is like so good
You
All right.
Welcome back.
Guys, say some shit real quick.
Of course.
I mean, it depends on what.
I mean, you could say whatever, but it might be the last thing you send to my kids.
Depending on the words.
Go ahead.
I was just going to say, like, you know, bullshit aside, like,
I think you're a bad guy, and I will have my revenge on you before my days are gone.
I don't know how I'm supposed to take that. Count your days, I guess.
I have a calendar for the first time this year, so I actually can count them for these really.
I have a calendar for this year.
Did you get the really big calendar from TikTok?
No. My girlfriend drew me a calendar and it was a Christmas gift.
Oh, what's interesting? Did you put seven in the calendar?
Well, like guys is going on like it says I put playoffs in there. I put a couple of YouTube
of claims. I have a random problem. That's what I would just want to say.
I'm across them off. She already wrote our birthdays in there. You crossed the days off in the
calendar. I thought that was where your supposed to be. No, I mean that's really cute. I've
I've only seen people do that in movies, it's the be honest.
Oh, I don't know, some people say my life's kind of like a movie.
I'm trying to think of the closest movie to your life, 127 hours, but he has a computer.
That's the, I've never watched on the guy.
I want you, but I'm really, really bad with that type of gore stuff.
like, I like, I visceral, like, realistic, very realistic. Yeah. Like, I can, we don't
have to talk about it because, but like, yeah, I, I, I like, I know I could not sit through that movie.
Like, without looking at the screen of the old time, I just know I could, but I want to watch
you. I think it's a cool story. It's like, God, I guess is I'm stuck in that rock for, like,
what, 127 hours or something? Is it back to the right? Yeah, I think it was a leg, but yeah.
I
They made a movie about me. Oh
I won't see it
It's been 80s
I wasn't even a thought back then
Wasn't like a thought of a thought
Yeah, you look up on it's all like around 9-11
Yeah
Not correlated because of that just kind of how I worked out. I wonder actually is it?
What's your birthday?
Let's trace this back.
I think it's just kind of how we work that out.
It's not cold, man.
What's your resolution?
Okay, no, you're going to save them, though.
It's over safe.
Yeah, I'm good.
What's the bad date to be born if you are born June 11th 2002?
Your parents are problematic.
If anyone chat is born June 11th 2002,
your parents are very problematic.
But that's why three months away exactly.
This is the three months significant like one of our july all of them because
So I want to boy in a girl really like each other
Well, that's nine months oh 2002. Oh
Dude this cow
This child is going to change your business. It's going to change everything
That was on me to for that hoping right everyone on your shaman
How do you like to put the whole thing farming holes in holes? That's all good
Need an injury brain calc for that. Yeah, maybe
All right, dude. It's time. Let's do it. I'm gonna stay. It's going to jump
Buddy, you want to know the village desert temple. Oh
I'm good
I'm down
ready for what might be your last Minecraft seeding the
Waltham?
I'm ready.
I'm going to start up.
Good luck.
the
One pause? Okay, I'm gonna get a gap out of the line.
Did he actually pause, you think?
Was his pausing for three seconds waiting for the TNT?
Oh no, it's a diamond seed that's so bad for me.
Fuck, this is so bad for me.
Cut these altercies are so gross.
It's bad because he can mine all of you know, I mean it's not fast, but it's something good for him.
I did not need to make sure it's actually.
I'm just genuinely up on the ginsurers.
I don't have a gobble.
Let's just throw away the gobble.
No, that's not going. Let's, uh, take it.
We're not taking too, whatever it's going.
Um, I haven't had any stone.
I've been here so many times, but I can't even see the whole building.
Okay, ready?
Focus now.
You
.
1.5%
Oh, no.
You
He's perching already, it's so good for him.
What a fast fucking purge!
Let's go.
Guys, a little bit of room here, if you don't mind.
Can't wait for those intervention room, I run.
If you could perch, that'd be so awesome.
Right here.
No.
Maybe?
No.
This is pretty lucky.
I'm not going to do it.
This is the first.
Just to be clear.
Two minutes ago they approached me.
This is horribly unlucky.
Come on, let's gotta be it.
Oh my god.
Oh shit, the stress I feel waiting for that damn dragon.
Game 5 boys!
Loose man, we go to the game 5.
Yeah, that was a bit of a nail-butter. How was it for you?
Um, honestly, like that was a decent seed for me. You just you played really fast. I don't know.
Yeah, you got diamond day. I saw the diamond.
Uh, actually. Oh, like, brain, dude. It's only a minute to bring stuff out of the temple.
I was doing like a chest elevator. It was crazy.
I acted. I'm so excited to see what you're up to because I have no idea what you're going through.
Like I've theorized a couple of times, but I don't even know my anger just it's you don't even know what I'm
And her chest is no I I genuinely thought you were like
You don't value them when you're carrying two guns by spamming you
I'm doing that sometimes but not the whole mouth. Oh, I'm doing that
You're just you're walking your feet is down. Yeah, you're just killing your job
And I know my god
Why not?
Oh my god, I was tried an instant perch
Then I didn't pre-craft like an idiot
Cheater was talking to him
I said I go second one and I said it was max perched time
Like three minutes
But I think you're good at instant perch
Then you don't get a guaranteed one
I got your guaranteed one
So you could
Oh, it can be like five minutes after the first one
I think it only guarantees one
Before I like after through the work
Oh my god, yeah
Yeah, maybe wrong, maybe wrong.
Hopefully I'll try it.
I'm not a guy who's going to argue with you about my
crap knowledge.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to work on the one point.
Yes.
What do we do about this?
Pick over it.
I know.
We've played all four seasons.
Yep.
I could just only turn off Barry,
and it's just right for the fifth one.
I am down, how about this?
Let me just ban room portal in Barry Tetris gone
and then you pick, because you should have a counter pick here.
Okay, you can just counter pick from that.
I'll just pick, okay, that's fine.
If you know where we're in portal, I'll just do a village.
Well, I'm in on the village.
I think a village is great.
I think village is great.
Whoo! Okay, give me a minute. I got to talk to my chaper's again. Yes, yes. All right. Okay, boys. This is it. This is not me. This is
This is genuinely it
Everything on the fucking line
Game five against fine bird. Can I tell you guys something bro? Winner lose man?
I'm proud
That I brought them to the brink
because the low cow for an even a week ago would not have been able to do that.
Like my PB a week ago I need to be consistently to keep up so that's, you know what?
It's W progress.
Let's close this bitch out.
Let's close this bitch out, Chet!
Close with me!
Chet if I win?
Can you guys just give me 500 twitch primes?
Ooh, that's a good deal.
Wait, hold up, that's actually a good fucking deal.
Let's do that.
Fine, fine, deal, we'll do it, fine.
Game five!
A plutch!
I'm gonna see the set.
I'm ready for the last scene of the day let's just do it let's have the planes
below it's like that that first of all it does reveal just kind of I mean maybe
that's better for me though but you know shit I lose like there you go
Okay, come on, why are you gonna do dogle like that?
Maybe too soon.
Too soon, bro.
Alright, bro, good luck.
Let's run it and go up one.
See, I'm gonna leave you in charge of the music.
I turned on the overlays, bro.
Fuck is this shit.
I got him like fucking mission impossible.
Okay, I always forget to grab flint, so I'm just gonna grab that first.
Next thing, let's look for the blacksmith.
Where the fuck's the box moved?
There it is.
Back in the village, eh?
Five is kind of gross.
Can we find our lava pool?
That's also a desert temple, right?
I think I might go to the desert temple.
I might as well, right?
I think it's worth it.
I need to fucking go back to the village yesterday though.
Okay, let's lock in for a second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I hit my trigger right now.
I've got to see if we can build first.
Actually, outside of forgetting to grab the haybells, didn't make this pace.
Hey, are there haybells?
There can be, there it is. Oh my god.
What are you fucking Skellington?
Okay, here's before me that's fine
fine.
All right, I'll take you my time here, I'm not stressed.
Making a shovel on every hand.
That would have been a good decision.
We're going to grate some.
This is fantastic on it.
Does it lose a runoff? No shovel?
There it is.
bridge bridge fog bridges get for him also good for me though
I got rid of the Chancy.
That's right, I have to learn the TNT strats, I don't know I'm yet.
He's also in my 32nd 20.
I'm not gonna give up.
I can't believe those fucking cows.
Oh, the bummer.
Still wanna boom, but what a bummer.
Man, I'm lucky.
Still ain't there, I'm lucky.
Still like I could have gone so many different ways and it went the way it did instead
Covering all the way out there
Oh no, I'm going to get that.
Oh, fuck this sucks.
Fucking annoying, bro, that.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I won't lie.
This game is the most tilting game I've ever played.
Maybe second to chess.
No, Chess isn't even as bad because there's no RNG in Chess at all. This game is so fucking miserable sometimes
I've seen you play league. I
Think I in life this game less than the
Papa found
Because Emily
And this might be controversial. I don't mind having a dog shit seen it like in the moment I do
But it's actually really good for the ego when you lose the game so somebody's in practice
You just move on today. Yeah, they go that was a fucking idiot you move on to your life
Good at power, bro
Yeah, this is so fun bro. I'm a great time. Hey, boy
Nice good hit really good in there. Yeah nice three
BOOM!
It's been quite dark, Dumbman.
That's it.
I can handle the miseries, pigs and fucking on me.
You won't, you can ruin my day.
I'm going to die.
Oh, this is fucking king that pigs are doing.
Oh yeah.
Like bro, what was that?
Who's any of that?
I need more strength to deal with.
Good on pearls.
Hmm.
What's your fucking go, bro?
Hmm.
I don't remember the fortress was.
Was that at the start?
What?
What the hell is that?
Close!
Okay, we're in the stronghold, baby.
We're fortress, this is called where the fortress.
Okay, we're actually going to get a bit of a comeback here.
I will see still the hind, but we can win.
I've seen fine bird throw bigger leads.
of
You did a trouble, right?
blocks and another that's supposed to be.
I'm sorry.
All right, I have to go.
2.30 and then 154.
154.
it's one thirty four
come on, two five
So it's too pretty when you pick me.
I'm in place.
I think bridge goes fucking hogs bro
So, I don't do it.
G-D-N-N.
G-D-D-I-M-I-L-Ceter.
An avastion?
Which time?
Oh.
Yeah, guys!
The hogs fucked me.
I got fucked by a couple of hogs.
Is that what you want to hear?
It does answer my question. I'm sorry, but that I
I mean
You are just so fast like here's the kill. I was still on like 26 space 27
You're just you beat up my last year, too. Like
Yeah, you're just close
I feel like I have to 22 to win
It's twenty two then you know he's getting there though
I
Find burg you win you win dude alright shocker the another white boojwazie hold their firm grip on the poor colon iron player
Can I ask a question though?
What are you gonna make me tweets?
I don't know. I was saying that I almost was like not going to be that sad if I lost
because I had no idea what I'm going to make it to it. I wanted to see what your username was going to be.
But that's a reality that we're not living in unfortunately for you.
Yeah, I mean, there would have been funny though to see the curry boot up MCSR because I would have been your new username.
Well, I'm glad I won the fixie, then.
And maybe maybe a tweet idea.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm playing.
Oh, man, that was fun though.
I'm glad it went game five.
Well, I'm actually so happy that it was like a back and forth.
Did you, did you go to the desert type on my fifth one?
No, I didn't.
I said no, I didn't.
You did?
Yeah, I did, but I think it was dumb.
I should've just killed Iron Ball on the road in the faster.
Oh shit, dude.
All right, well, I'll get my revenge on you one day.
But for now, I have to hold Geo Guester and I have to hold this.
No, you'll get a router back. I believe you.
No, you're already
Spanked rod in 10 times a Sunday bro. You're the problem
All right, well, let me okay. Why is your chat saying make him tweet?
I was on the island. I
Stand with the cart look what is your chat saying right now bro?
I can't see those messages. I don't know. I really don't know. I thought like I think it's not going to get you canceled.
How about Ludwig sucks with a Z, you know, like fine bird was here with a Z. You know, let's keep it.
Keep it old school. Well, keep it legit. I'll think it's something. Well, congrats to you, Jeffrey Epsid, aka whoever in the
Caball set up this lobby
Any final words
Oh some good games. I'm actually impressed with
Them food a thing man. I need a look at your
I'm
Watch your blood back and you need a watch because the energy says that I can't believe you don't want an energy
Brother, I didn't know that there was like I always thought what people had a lecture that was a mom
because I didn't know where you got that. I've never played past the dragon.
I discovered totems the other day. If you die, it ought to resist you.
Yeah, those are good. Those are really muscle.
I'm learning.
That's good.
Did you get it?
Pretty good at this game.
Are you curing up or are you getting gold?
It's not like a...
Probably not since the last time you say it, you know.
I think I think I'll probably end up doing that maybe tomorrow
because Judy's got to use the computer really have one.
I think because I'm five games out, I mean that's like at least three hours.
Yeah.
Most of your people don't have five games being three hours because your five games are fucking 50 minutes pro.
Okay, you see this guy, but laughing because he's lobby times are longer than his game times
He's on the booze, why is he dead? I try to take him down. I tried
Well, the goodness is you have infinite shots, so you're gonna swim day. Yeah, well, I'll get my room
Let me go, then I'll come back
How much faster did you be a three by the way?
I was kind of thinking about that because in my head there was like a chance that I was just going to get steamrolled
and then it's like okay maybe I like try to get the mod then to make one of the three slots.
I don't even know what I would put in my third slot.
Like probably food.
Parallel's are good but I just like I'm playing all the runs I'm no food anyways, so I don't even know.
I don't know if it would be like that much faster.
Probably like a couple minutes but I still can't like.
I still can't like carry a size of all of that and I think it's possible to be this like
and you're just like, right, fuck, situations.
That is big and maybe if it's wanted to.
Yeah, one of the two is crazy like, I don't know if I could do one and
I know how soft the heart was.
Yeah, one is one is insane.
All right, man, Jesus, man, you same life.
Oh, yeah, she up there.
There's something they got to figure out the tweet.
Are you doing current waste stuff? Is there a tournament or something?
Oh, yeah, he does that every 1,000 rounds and so he had a kill I couldn't take out, but he didn't want to grab a blast.
So, it's next weekend I think.
Oh, okay.
Look, I know it's on my calendar.
Yeah, it's next Saturday.
Oh, I look forward to doing it on first round.
It'll be fun to watch.
I easily kill it. It's very, very lucky. It's happened to me last time.
Alright, it's fucking on Reagan. Oh
Yeah, I'm happy to go
That was one day so four and let's see
Chats, that was fun. That was fun, bro. I wish I hadn't died. I
I should have had my lava bucket on my hot bar. I did have my lava bucket on hindsight. It didn't hit. He went around my lava bucket actually.
I don't know, I should have just sat back and made them come to me though.
I think maybe that would have been better. I think I just have to like genuinely.
And you and Lee, here's the deal, bro.
Hawkelins are so miserable.
Because if you build two blocks up,
they can still hit you.
And I never feel like I have time
to comfortably build three blocks up.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I feel like I build two up and they get my ass.
So I think I just have to back up
and kite them like it's called duties zombies.
I think if I do that, I'll be better.
But overall, I'm happy I think I was able to show a level of improvement from when we started our Minecraft journey to now.
And I think that's the most beautiful thing you can do in this world is, you know, I mean, like I obviously understand,
We as as as a people glaze God gamers, okay? World class athletes and that's great.
And I love my showhaze and I love my
infumies of the world. Look, there's something beautiful
about a guy who sucks ass in an unbelievable way that people think he's pretending
I think Kiske input enough.
I'd rather be Rudy over Tom Brady every day of the week.
Mostly because I wasn't, I wasn't cool with the kissing and the sun stuff, you know,
that was a little weird to me.
I've been lying about it for years, but it just couldn't.
I don't really get past it to be honest.
Oh man!
Keep playing Minecraft.
The title is Total Clickback Guys.
I'm not quitting Minecraft.
What the actual punishment is is because I lost,
I have to tweet out something fine bird wants me to tweet.
But here's the deal.
Tomorrow, I can go live and hit gold.
Tomorrow I can go live and hit gold.
How about this?
Here's my idea.
Tomorrow I'll go live.
I'm gonna go live early tomorrow by the way.
I'm talking like probably nine,
30 in the morning I'm gonna go live.
Sorry, that's, that's Utah's time, 830 Pacific 1130 Eastern.
Cause I, I need to be live pretty early.
I just like streaming before QD wakes up really.
So then we could spend more time together.
So I'm gonna wake up early.
We're gonna, we're gonna get to gold.
And then we have something actually,
which I think is gonna be pretty electric
and I hope you all fucking strap in for.
Cause after the gold stream, we are gonna play.
Arc field and Knights.
What's it called, Kelby?
Arc Knights and Fields.
A brand new free to play tactical RPG tower defense mobile game.
And I hope you all strap in for a electric gameplay.
The world has never seen before.
And then I was thinking maybe Sunday. I'm not 100% I was thinking maybe Sunday. I'm not a 100% on this.
Because I was going to watch the the Pat's game with QD, but she's actually going to brunch.
Also, bro, I'm so annoyed, so the LCS starts this weekend, Shopify rebellion, guys, we have an amazing team.
Okay, we have probably, you know, one of the best prospects to come out of the Korean Academy League in years.
Okay, we got this, we got a good team.
And I think we're going to world is here. I'm pretty confident on that
Our game is the exact same time
As the, excuse me, as the Patriots, AFC Championship game
Like what? The exact way Mark says you're washed. What do you mark said? What are you?
Mark saying I'm washed.
I'll notice.
That beat is...
I'm the better gamer.
What do we lovey?
Hey, by the way, you just texted my phone.
Begging me to help you beat Samanya Rockley because you know I'm the best.
What do you mean?
But to me, lowly, have you already lost?
Oh, he's like that.
Let me help him. Let me help my engine.
He's on the better gamer.
You broke a Mario Party record in 2002.
Damn.
I think I did not work.
Lowly just got hooked. I think that was...
I think so. I think it's fucking shit.
What's wrong with you?
He's straight at the room.
He's gonna get home!
What?
Why you spraying the room?
Like what are you talking about?
But I think this started to be over. I'm in the room. Why am I getting sprayed?
What why did somebody tell me why he looks at the camera?
He's the only streamer to do it, and it makes me uncomfortable.
I was not answering.
Now he's not answering.
But they're on the games of YouTube.
I don't want to do that.
I'm full that you can't ignore it!
a
one
this is a
risk for market
that I really think you should retract the statements
the way you are
this is me letting me take it back
next time
I need to be the first words
my apologies already see you're good at games
take it back
You got time, you got time.
Yeah.
Take a bag, you got, I'm gonna get you three,
we can be three podcasts.
I need you to do it in a first 10 seconds.
Take a bag, I don't know.
You might be feeling one, two, three,
I might feel like three on one day, I don't know.
If you take your bag, he's really got three, three.
He's really, he's going to read it.
So I'm saying that one, he's gonna read it.
He's actually gonna read it.
He's not eating this.
Love we call it, love we he'd love.
You know.
Tell him getting control of himself.
Oh, you know
I'm already telling you the truth.
This guy.
I told you, man.
This guy goes live and starts talking crazy.
I want you to know off camera this guy walks around to every
crew member, every cast member in a production.
He's like, hey, Mark Phillips, that's me too.
Hey, Mark.
Hey, just so you know, like super excited to be a part of this production here.
And then the camera goes, I mean, he's like,
I'm going to spray the room.
There's going to be blood in bodies everywhere.
And then the camera's shut off and he's like, wow, this has been such a blast.
Like, truly an emotional impact that I'm going to carry with me.
This is like, what a treat it is to work here.
Like, he is a fake demon.
He is the fake is demon that you can be.
It's nothing like me.
When I am angry, I am angry.
I don't look at the camera and be angry for show I've lost relationships live
This isn't a game to me. I'm sick mentally. I am sick
It's nice to have a clue not to be disrespectful more, but I really think you should retract the statement you made about me the way you're a movie
I'm talking like, yeah, I can get a scholar.
It's all I have a scholar when I play the Mathias 2.
And that's what I had to turn down.
I don't know.
Oh, there.
I don't know.
It's too easy, bro.
You know what I learn, bro?
It is too easy.
The way RDC moves, it's too easy because they got three people on
on instigation duty.
I don't know if they sit, I don't know if they sit,
I don't know if Ben sits in the mirror
and he works on his arms.
I don't know if Lee Lin works on sits in the mirror
and he works on saying, hold on.
They don't hype in each other up.
But he says the most mild shit.
He goes, he goes ABC, one, two, three.
Hmm, hold on.
He's countenance ain't letters now.
What the hell you came out of his mouth?
He's the streamer version of Super Hot.
Yes.
And then by the way, once all the fucking dust settles, once the game boots up,
the game boots up.
Okay, the demons come out and it's
and it's bronze rocket league lobbies.
That's what it is.
The draw this shit and then it's bronze rocket league lobbies.
Hold on.
And then they don't know how to hit a pole in the air.
That's what it is.
I
By the way, by the way, you know what I you know what I messaged him. I had a fuck. I'm gonna leak it now. He's he leaked it
He leaked it. I I text Mark. Okay, cuz Mark does this thing. Mark does this thing. He goes
a lot of way dude
Saw it to a good time hanging out if you bro bro this year we got a hang out. I follow what
You know, Michael do oh
Dude, Frick, I am so busy, dang it.
Wouldn't excellent idea, but you know,
I don't give up, because I like Mark.
I like Mark.
So when I have a good idea of messing about it,
I had idea, I thought to myself, you know,
I saw Jinxie doing a one-view one-again Zen
and a one-view one-again,
a mustie.
And I thought to myself,
How many streamers would it take to beat a rocket league pro?
And I miss a ticket, like I said, go, do let's do this idea.
I can get, I can get the best player in NA.
He plays on Shopify rebellion, Shopify rebellion right now.
The best rocket league team in NA won the last major.
And I can get seven streamers and I can throw us all on a lobby.
And every time we lose, we add a person.
Okay, that was my idea.
Every time we lose, we add a person.
So maybe it starts out, you know, we don't need to do the one
we want to make this good best shit.
It starts out me and Janksy, we lose.
We had like most critical, we lose.
We had, we had squeaks, we lose, you know, so on.
So far, you get it.
Now I saw Mark, been playing a lot of rock and
they, I go, Mark, I think you would be good in this event.
this would be fun. Every time we lose, we add someone. In fact, not just you, Mark, I would love to see, you know, respectfully not Dylan, if I'm picking and choosing from RDC, you know, you know, no shade, he's just, I'm watching him play rock and get his order of this. But, you know, throw on Ben thrown,
Lately, I'm throwing a hippie, that's fine.
Because we need seven, right?
So every time we lose, we add somebody,
and eventually the question is,
can seven streamers be they rocket leak pro?
That's a great idea.
That's a great video idea.
So I message Mark about this.
That's all I do.
I'm not sure.
Do you know what he replies to me?
He goes, he goes, class of Mark.
Oh dude, awesome idea, bro.
So we were actually just gonna do that ourselves
against squishy.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine, okay, that's fine.
You can take the fucking idea like
first off like I give a shit.
So I'm not even, by the way, I'm not even mad about that.
Tell me why he then goes live with all this
and Ludwig.
You were good at Mario in 2002,
But now you're sh-
Heavens me, I'm clutching my pearls.
Where did this come from?
I didn't see shit.
All I sent a cordial to such a sweet text.
And I just said, and I just said,
the idea, that's it.
It is a city what the fuck moment.
Anyway, we're going to do this idea by the way on Tuesday.
We're going to do this idea on Tuesday.
It's a good-ass idea.
It is a good ass idea.
So far confirmed.
Myself and Jinksy.
I'm trying to get,
I'm trying to do, I think with first killer.
Ooh.
I look, I'm not the biggest rock I'll be getting.
I'm not gonna lie.
Streets have said he's the best rock
and lead player in NA right now.
Squeaks, yeah, we're gonna throw in squeaks.
So, it's me, Jinxie, Charlie, Squeaks, and then I need three more people.
Here's the deal.
Not a lot of people play Rocket League.
There's not a lot.
No, I'm not playing with fucking Valkyrie, bro.
I am not playing with Valkyrie.
I am not playing.
No, dude, brother, I'm trying to play with someone who actually knows how to play the
fucking game. No, I'm not playing with Ron, bro. He's ass. He's ass. I need, I need someone
who's at least like a gold level at least. Is Joe good? There's Joe play because I didn't
And C. Joe play.
You guys are saying Joe Bar, I checked the solenoid bro.
The stats did not reflect kindly.
I didn't see Joe Bar in there.
Jigsie and Ron are the same.
Jigsie and Ron are not the same bro.
Jigsie and Ron were the same two weeks ago, but Jigsie has played like 12 hours.
You guys are bringing up HR.
He might be the worst rocket league player.
I know I beat him about boosting or jumping, I think.
which is also horrible guys please.
And that's a criteria why are you playing?
But Mitch I made the idea.
I own the team.
findberg is actually is are you guys I can tell you fucking with me because
findberg rolled me today or findberg's actually good I didn't really can't tell.
If he's diamond that might be worth.
Okay I can I can think about I can think about adding findberg.
It's in a good
Guys, I can't I don't think sin of knows how to play a video game, bro
Hold on what's this
You sure
I sure I'm on this court
You've got a bright midfield for a show
Oh, what it seems
me pro. That's a great idea. That's an irony. Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, I messed up Mark about this. That's all right. I messed up. Do you know
me? He goes, he goes, that's Mark. Oh dude. Awesome idea bro. So we were actually
just going to do that ourselves.
This is it.
That's fine.
And to be honest, I'm chatting.
No, we already had an idea.
What do you want me to say?
That's great.
I was hearing.
I was chatting.
Like we already had an idea.
What do you want me to do?
I didn't want to hear you.
But now we've came up with that whole all-stream.
But this is the moment to be left.
We're not letting.
We're not letting it for stuff like I'm gonna shit. We're not in charge of you
Well, that was funny. Oh
That's fine, okay, that's fine. Take the fucking idea like for stuff like hey
I don't know how he's mad about that. Somewhere he then goes live with all this and
And Ludwig, you are good at Mario in 2002, but now you're shoot.
It happens me, I'm clutching my pearls. Where did this come from?
Man, there's no real load of it. It's in my belly, ain't it?
That's all that fucking new bro.
There's the RDC way bro. They go Ludwig, FUNNY as hell.
Click off, and the next time my name comes out as mouth is gonna be an insult.
But I hold him and be like, oh, let me go jump in with all the streamers.
What happened to the player already seen?
Yeah, I don't think it's okay. I'm like, I'm going to bullshit it.
Yeah, a little bit thing about this thing.
Great minds think I like things like, you know.
Come on.
And listen, bro.
Both of them, both groups should do the idea that they're for groups to play together.
Mmm, let's get walkin' me wet!
Yeah, we're gonna find this girl, man!
Yeah, oh, man!
We don't take our days over there though, we never.
That ain't never been a problem.
Me, cuz I'm gonna take no idea.
Bots, pit my message.
Bots, shit, come, directly from God!
Bots, pit my message.
Come on, man!
you know who this is Mark don't forget me to a game of the last year
I don't need Mark I need Ben leaving and literally anyone said
No.
I don't cut a bucket.
I'm gonna shit.
Why?
I'm going to get the streamer.
There's no water in the jet.
Yes.
Yeah, you might be.
I don't know.
I'll be asleep.
Yeah, you'd be soon.
What is like what?
What's his rank?
You tell us and get our two people that way
come see me in a day.
Let's go, let's go.
Get your two people.
Sorry, I'm getting your two people.
I can't do it.
Get your two people come see me mid-a-day.
Come on, man.
Take them.
Get your car.
Come see.
Six of us.
What's this thing?
You think you're gonna fly to the top of me?
Charlie.
And squishy.
Pretty good three.
What is this?
Tim, what do you plan?
Okay, Tim, like, you know, it's not your job, right? You don't have to like play a clip of me being a you could just not play the clip, you know what I mean? Like it'd be fine as well.
How do you miss that? I mean, how did Tyler loop miss his kick, you know what I mean? Like sometimes even the goats miss it is what it is.
I
got a couple more people for it, but I think it'll be really fun. I'm actually really excited for it. I think I'll be a good idea.
I think it is a good idea. I think we're going to execute it well as the goal.
All right, but by the way, I was going to say, so this Sunday, the Pats play. So QD, here's a deal.
I was supposed to watch with her. She's not going to be around.
I was thinking about doing that shit, Lacy does where I just react to the Pats game while live.
I'm like so 50-50 on it though, it's to be honest, because I just can't imagine watching if they lose, if they lose, I'm just, it's really going to be a bad day for me.
stop gambling. I'm allowed to gamble to February 9 dude. This is the rules. This is the way.
February 9 is my cut off until then I'm corrupted.
You can overreact like he does. Okay, but Lacy does his bed on a team. And amount of money that he lies about almost assuredly
He I'm assuming he bets like one K and he says I'm put in 10 K on this and then buys the jersey of the team because he never watched the team play before and
then after buying the jersey of the team, you know, always always always picks the fucking losers
crashes out, punches the hole in his wall, and then, and then, and streaming, then goes next
the, you know, the next scene the next day. It's like, Rinse and repeat.
All right. What did I want to do, Chad? I wanted to do some shit. I forgot what it was. Oh, I want to watch the LCS video.
Hello, hello, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, how's it going boy?
Hello, hello, good night.
Boyce, we're back, 2026, and I'm thinking this year is our year, and we know the goal,
worlds, but that's a long way away.
And what we do today was set the foundation to get there.
Charles.
Yes, obviously, these are turning, and I want to make a big splash
footage as if you had any idea is prepared, you don't have to kick things off.
So if you want to take it away, that'd be great.
Thanks. Thanks, LogoBuy, I guess. Thanks. Yeah, totally volunteer to do this, because apparently
a video guy is still on vacation. I actually didn't know editors were allowed to take
vacations. I thought they just work your round and never take a break. But anyways, I decided
to take the liberty of putting together some ideas for LCS return, opening videos since we're
I was just getting out.
So yeah.
Yeah, it is.
That's a porn joke.
If you guys like porn jokes, let me know.
I can do more porn jokes in future streams.
If you don't like them, give me that feedback.
So I could stop doing porn jokes.
But it's came up bugging out for anyone else.
Oh, right.
Let me screenshot real quick.
Anyways, so I was recently watching the Wolf of Wall Street, actually.
And I was thinking how none of us left.
So maybe we could.
Before you keep going.
Whoever has that big fan, can you turn it down?
I think it's Jenny.
Thank you. Anyway, I was thinking, we could do the, I'm not leaving, seen. Let me pull this up real quick.
I don't know if you guys see the vision.
I see the vision.
Yeah, they were going to, they were going to, Garrett, I'm not fucking leaving.
I never see these movies before.
What is leaving for?
Okay, okay, maybe not that.
I also had this idea for maybe like a K drama style.
Our team is so worldwide. I just realized that we got a sum of from Korea Brazil Australia U.S.
I've been really into those recently. China.
That's a worldwide team. What do you what do you guys think of this one?
I don't know all suit.
Oh, you told Phil.
Think Simon's trying to say something, but I think you're muted Simon.
Oh, he says that he doesn't own a suit also.
So, I guess that idea is out the windows and one, one likes anime, right? Maybe we can do
like an opening like two pieces. What do you guys think of this?
Uh, it's actually one piece and I mean, I think everyone kind of knows I like anime already,
so it's not that cool anymore.
Fine, bro, whatever. Maybe we just put together like a sick music video with sales
is the star singer. What do you guys think of this?
But I don't know how to sing or how to dance.
Okay, my fucking team brother useless.
Okay, GG. That's all I got. What do you think, Ludwig?
Uh, yeah. Um, love it. Let's do it.
Wait, all of it? Do you even have the book?
Damn, it's real.
Okay, I feel like they designed that scene with a cigarette in mind and ditched the cigarette
I think oh, they actually did it. Wait I didn't know they actually did it
They actually did the wolf Wall Street.
You're in a little bit, I'm ready to about how I'm washed and I'm past my prime.
I'm old, but hearing I'm old a lot recently.
But I made a say to that, I'm not leaving.
I said I'm not leaving.
It's like the kids' Bob.
Kids' Bob introduces the wolf of Wall Street.
I'm not leaving. I'm not freaking leaving. Me I'm not freaking leaving. I'm gonna eat a whole barrel of
REITs crackers off of that. Barista's butt. That still doesn't work. That's still not
They blow on a crick... a super ass, okay?
I was trying to...
I can't believe I'm going to Year 10 already.
I've come a long way since I started playing.
I'm like, I'm like, the tackle in the theater of my team.
I guess I'm just a white boy who looks anime.
I don't know, is that weird?
Get it?
Okay, I'm gonna go play Minecraft, sub talking to me.
And that's exactly how it happened.
Hot Potoko.
Anyway, our first match is against Fly, which is kind of exciting because they are America's best team based off last season.
So, I'm curious to see how it'll go, the issue, again, is that it's during the Patriots
AFC Championship game, which is like, rather, like, I'm gonna go to watch that.
code stream dude it's it's the one day second monitor the AFC championship I'll put I'll
put the yes I'll put the fucking lead game on the second monitor bro but I'm not putting
the AFC championship on the second monitor like let's be real for a second here
if
Shopify rebellion loses and the Patriots lose
you guys won't see me for a while
leave to a thing of the ten members yeah you guys are not gonna see me for a while
you guys are not gonna see me for a long long time
Give me maybe 12 days.
Alright, I should end.
Actually, I'm actually just stalling at your dead ass and my stream.
Oh, I have a YouTube video I'm uploading today.
Wait, hell yeah.
and
they do the prime chat
great city think the twenty nine months
uh... i got to and check you use the computer
So I gotta end, I gotta be respectful of your.
But I'm gonna end and I am not going to raid a soul
because I'm uploading a YouTube video
that I implore you all to watch
instead of some other mid-rate streamer.
Oh, actually Zayne's doing a charity stream
for the PCRF, all right Zayne.
Alright guys, thank you for watching today, I'll be live tomorrow again early, like 13 hours
from now early, okay?
And we're going to be getting gold and then doing a really cool arc nights and field sponsorship,
which everyone is excited for to see.
Yes.
All right, anyway, goodbye, everybody.
Goodbye, everybody.
I have a good one.
Thank you for watching today.
Thank you for watching, goodbye, everyone.
Peace, peace out.
Peace out, fun stream.
Fun stream, everyone.
Peace out, goodbye.
Goodbye, y'all.
Have a good one, bye.
Bye now.