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and
what is up chat what is up boys
allow hello hello what is up everybody
how is it going everyone
it's damn your midnight i know i'm doing a lot of early streams though so i feel like you know
L.A. stream mix it in not too bad of an idea, right? I'm sure there's a crowd that
prefers L.A. streams to early stream so I'm on mixing it in every now and again.
Anyway how y'all doing today? Welcome back to the stream. Welcome back. Welcome back.
the
team might freaking
lip I've been it and it hurts
it hurts so much
you're too old for this bro
yeah I don't know how long I'll ask but this is like the first time I was free today because it was busy all morning
You do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I start to finish?
Expedition 33 man can give me thank you for the five gift I appreciate that very much one down height train
Yes, yes, I like that did you think of the 17 months?
You're in drama bait title not a bait title. I wish it was bro. I
wish it was
I wish it was bro like you're getting dragged to drama all I want to do is play Minecraft
That's all I want to do and I keep getting dragged into drama. Okay, what's the drama?
All right, check this out. So there's this fucking piece of shit streamer. Okay. You know,
fledgling streamer guy who will never have half the success I have who keeps putting my name
in his mouth using me as clickbait for views like whatever. Okay. So tell me why I open up
YouTube and I see this guy's name small and if you don't know. And he has this video called
this streamer wanted revenge. I embarrassed him again. Okay, buddy. I didn't like that's not what the whole thing was like what are we doing there?
Like what is that fucking title?
Obviously it was an eve even battle between two warriors.
Okay, you know, this is this is this is Achilles Hercules. This is a this battles a Titans here.
And he's saying he, you're not embarrassed me, okay?
By the way, the last game went to, you know, I had 11,
whatever, I was spoilers, but like I did pretty freaking well.
I did pretty freaking well, so anyway.
And guess what, it's got a half a million views in a day.
So now it's going to be like a second most viewed fucking video.
People on the smash channel,
Ludwig rage quit and crash out.
So anyway, that's the big draw in my mind.
Also this guy from New Jersey keeps yelling at me on Twitter.
That's the other drama. That's the other drama.
That's the other.
That's the other drama.
the
lowest polls tweeted out
it's just something really ignorant like something horribly worded
and he retracted it himself by the way
just to be clear like he deleted every single tweet he made and reply he made about it
backtracked as much as you can backtrack a statement
so far as to say that hey, I mean a stand for ice, but then everybody who called him out
on the statement he's doing kind of like
Um, maybe this is too millennia of a reference.
He's doing what Michael Scott did in the office.
Where he's going through everybody in the office and going boom, roasted.
You're phoning obese fuck.
You, you, uh, you shot your dog, um, you, you keep your text like a good boy.
But then when he got around to insulting me, he just said,
I can't wait till someone tweets a clip.
Are you treating a waiter like shit pussy?
Like the insult for me is just he's hoping that he's
I don't think that a clip comes out.
That guy said I get canceled from.
But I'm gonna have like a Reddit AMA.
Hey, if you're the food service industry,
do you guys have any stories with any famous people?
And then it's like, I'm in someone not really famous,
but he's like a BTR YouTuber.
Anyway, he treated me horribly.
Yeah, and then slime and fucking Connor reply.
I think he has a very human feeling right now. I think in life, when you see someone you don't like succeed, you kind of pray on their downfall.
I think it's a pretty human thing. We've all prayed on people's downfalls before.
But it took me a long time. It took me like 25 years probably. It probably took me a maybe in twenty six seven years took me a long time to realize
That is loser behavior losers prey on people's downfall winners try to become more successful than the people that they're praying on the downfall long
And I and I'll do everything in my power to be more successful with the most polo so I've died
and I think I'll do a good job of it.
Anyway, today we're playing Minecraft.
It should be a good stream.
Success really is the best revenge.
It's so true.
It's one of those sentences that people say,
and then you realize one day it's right.
Like you should stretch for 15 minutes every day
People say that shit for years it turns off. They're fucking right you should
Anyway boys
Let me tag me dirty my discord let them know I'm live on twitch on TV and YouTube and let's jump into it
Live getting gold today. Surely today's the day
Oh, yeah, I saw him on my chat apparently XQC beat force and record by like a minute, right?
He beat it like by a minute. It was a matter of time, really.
I actually because I watched a bit of it. I didn't watch him get the record. I watched a bit of him over the past week though
And I always thought the thing he was the absolute worst that was picking seeds
Because I went from watching him to watching Aquacord in Skycrab obviously those two people
are amazing at the game.
A much much much better than the next QC is, but like the seed selection outside of the
game play outside of the mechanics, the seed selection is what I noticed instantly was different.
Like Aquacord almost never picks an island seed that doesn't have very treasury.
I don't know how, he has like a better eye for it.
and
by the way chat before he jump in guys big stream tomorrow
if you guys remember
it is
how many streamers is it take to beat a professional rocket lead player
and it is going to be myself
Jinksy, Moist Critical, Squeaks, Joe Bart, Sketch, I think I asked, I think I asked Jinksy to get hit up sketch. So sketch, and then one more for you.
And we are going up against, we are going up against, rettles, who seems very confident
about beating our ass.
You were going up against
He said it was gonna be easy, so I don't know seven people verse one. I feel like that can't be easy
Wait, it's fineburg actually good at
Although we hit a fineburg
Are you good at rocket league? Wait, is he live actually?
No, he's not
is he actually nice maybe I'll find burgers my 7th I don't care when the 5k
low-town guys we are running the 5k in San Jose the Wall Street of the West
February 8th at 11 a.m. short bring your business suits you're not all
around if you don't wear your business suits where's the graphic I'm working on it
I'm just trying to get Jenny I to make it but it takes a while to put it right
combination. And before you say anything, I am paying for the
generative AI, okay? So anyway, and it makes you feel better, I'm
going to lie about it being generative AI and I'll give credit to an artist
suit is inactive on to him.
Pay a person. I keep most of the money in the situation. You're not thinking about
guy. What is more important? An artist in one of the most troubling times of being an artist
getting paid or me keeping more of my money. What are we doing here? Like, can we be serious?
I'm not watching YouTube guys, and I have heard episode 4 is controversial.
Oh my god, I hate being the fucking anime guy on the podcast, by the way.
Find record record.
He said he peaked out in three, he has 900 hours.
He always answers so factually.
I'm doing a stream where it's seven streamers versus one pro and I'm adding a streamer every time we lose.
Since you are the best, I might add you last.
It would be around 4 PMPT, but tough to say exactly.
We're starting at 230 PMP2.
Jinks is the best.
Jinks is silver.
He's not even gold yet.
What does a hype train do?
The hype train is really important that you subscribe during the hype train.
So what it does is it will trigger every couple of hours.
And it is an accumulation of money given to me during a five-minute window.
If you give me enough money, we go to the next level of the hype train.
the hype train. Now, this is where it's important to ask why does it matter for
gets the next level of hype train? We'll get this, the higher level of hype
train we reach, the more rare emo you can unlock. So, yeah, stick with me, it's kind
of exciting. There are certain emotes like, for example, like a
two-true train that looks like it was made by Grog or maybe like a Twitch
Prime logo, but it's like a little skew. And what's up with that drop shadow?
That's kind of cool and you'll unlock that to be able to use in different in different streams or whatever
So, and then sometimes you don't even get an email
But you feel good knowing you were a part of something bigger than yourself
So if you guys could please give your money we can get to the next level. Oh
My god, thank you very much for the gifted subs femrarr. Thank you femrarr. Appreciate that
What though? Thank you very much
Thank you, Post-A for the Prime.
Okay.
All right, fineburgs in.
So our official list.
So it's going to be a one-ze-one versus
Reddles.
I am going to be this is tomorrow, guys.
Tomorrow at 230 p.m.p.t.
How many streamers does it take to beat
a Rocket League Pro?
Now, if you don't know the pro, his name is Reddles.
creator for Shopify or Bellian, but he was on Shopify or
Bellian's protein last year, and they went to world.
He's a very phenomenal player, and he's going to go one
V1 against Jincsey. Okay. I am not trying to go one V1. I'm not
trying to fucking embarrass myself. Jincsey's down to make a
fool of himself. All right. After Jincsey loses, I am going to
join. I'm just going to read two of us. And every
successive time we lose, it's going to be a normal five-minute
regulation game. We're going to add one more person to the group
until eventually it is a seven on one.
Seven on one.
What if Jinky wins?
I, I, that ass will give him my stream key.
I'll give him the entire, I'll give him all the money I make in the month of March.
On stream.
If he was, if fair and square, I mean, obviously, the bonus,
try to be flying straight up like, run that shit.
Run that shit, bro.
He beats in.
Okay, he scored one goal on Zen after Zen scored 103 on him.
Like, beat Zen is such a relative.
He, this is a fair five minute one V1.
That's, that's not the same.
He scored first.
Okay, what you're thinking of is, is, musty,
which is a different person.
And that was after I think like three goals.
and
watch Billy blocks do online
like I'm streaming do what do you mean what I'm streaming right now
hello I'm live
thank you bionical for the prime
You see, be the record hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up there is not a record on earth
X, you see broke or is close to breaking in minecraft.
He beat forces minecraft personal best from two years ago that let's just you know in congratulations to him.
That is a goal he has been chasing for a while.
It is in zero universe a record.
It's not in no, it's in fact is over twice as slow as the world record.
Just, factually, factually.
He beat the force in record.
He did beat the force in record.
But here's the deal.
Like, force in is a professional League of Legends player.
You know what I mean?
Like, this is like beating Michael Jordan's record when he left to go be a professional
baseball player.
It's like, you have to wonder what would happen if forcing didn't quit in his prime?
What would have happened?
It might have been a different year.
He might be the sky crab of today.
I'm calibrating my monitor and the contrast between your hair and your jersey is helping.
Thanks, dude, that was fun to read.
Alright, boys, here's the deal.
I am trying to hate gold.
I would like for it to be done.
I have come up short the last few streams.
It was especially bad last stream,
where I at theft my first game and probably a hundred games
because it overlaps with the Patriots playing.
So today, I don't want to make them a state. Today I'm fully locked in and if everything goes well, I can't hit gold in less than three hours. It's very achievable.
All I have to do is win like five or six games in a row. That's it. And then I am gold. I'm literally that close.
You said never ff what happened?
The game ran during the Patriots game, and I wanted to watch the Patriots play, I feel like it's fair.
You
That little cow was taken.
I like adding sure I don't, but Tim does.
I love my string behind.
She bloody lava love it. Oh
A ruin portal
Yeah, we're gonna take a stop see if there's any food over there
Okay
What the hell
Let's go boom boom boom. Let me see you say
A
Okay boom boom
Okay, let's go boom boom boom
All right, let's go. I frick I can't well actually hold up
I might be able to use that iron to make shears, but I have to check to see if the room portal has a
How you say
What's the word what I've got I'm looking someone how now?
Flintin steal that's it. Yeah, I got it
Battle
of
as for the same as my time as a
day all of a R&G shout out
a
and a lot of it sometimes I remember you're a real person. Thanks.
Alright, let's build Flint and Steel.
Oh, it's this. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Alright, that's probably good enough, yeah?
Okay, yeah, that's good enough.
Uh, alright, let's do this, let's do this.
Alright, and let's get in the freaking other bro.
We gotta play the video game at some point, huh?
It's not fucking around of all these sheep like I'm from God damn Scotland. Sorry if that was offensive to the Spanish
been a long day
Okay
What's up
What what the?
What what the fuck am I building?
All right, I mean what the frick?
Okay, hold up hold up we could do a fortress first run
Well, they just make a shield it's kind of easy
Uh-oh, got one!
Okay, let's just go to the fucking bash and then come back.
and
it's a treasure bastion it definitely is a treasure bastion by the way
Okay.
Oh my god, an out of fucking storage space.
That sucks.
That's a bummer, bro.
Okay, it's going to be a little bit risky then, in a sense that I might not get all the gold
that I need, come a little worry about.
Some nice pearls over there.
Love to see it.
3, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm a little worried I needed those two gold blocks, almost my trades are really,
you know what, I actually don't, I could just home portal pretty safely, I think.
I don't think that's too crazy.
because it's in the fortress, I don't know, it's actually a lot of hobby.
Um, what the hell was that?
What am I doing, though, is that throwing shit?
Okay.
Oh my god.
Wow.
All right, let's eat some fucking food maybe.
It was the other way, I'm pretty sure, right?
Yeah, let's see this.
Alright, what do I not need?
Golden Sword.
Let's grab you up.
I don't need Golden Horse Armor.
I don't need...
you
yeah
how are we doing here
I
Oh, she's gone
Okay, I think he's ahead it slightly
Okay, we're not going to go out there.
Oh.
Okay.
I really don't have that many pearls to throw.
I'll make a little bit of a pair of lice.
I'll take these trays.
What, there's two?
good rates. Belly your rates? We could blind a duning to find a spawner though, I
I don't have a talent for it, I notice.
I must be over this way.
Oh no.
Okay, nice way to hover the food here.
Oh that's one, that's one, that's one, that's one, right?
the
There was my food.
Can I eat all my food?
Oh no.
shit. I didn't open up my other windows. Fuck, I don't know that's good. I didn't
open up my other window that makes it way bigger for me to see. Go write 71 blocks.
Okay, call that 71.
and
Oh, six, we can go. Okay, it is. Where is it?
1876.
1876. So this is the right way.
Okay, 180s this way.
1876.
26
Okay, I think that's a good enough
Okay 180 or 3 to 1 and then 76 is this way, nope, this way, okay let's go
I was almost there the bad.
Good.
Oh, scary.
Woo!
Alright, love extra. Always go down middle.
I hear silver fish.
The fucking creators at Mojang need to fuck off with the way they made their skeletons.
It is actually embarrassingly insane.
Like the skeletons are so over tuned, it's ridiculous.
only shit dors
Okay, let's go back.
I got it.
Okay, let's go back to starter.
Sorry.
Fuck!
I feel like I keep you feeling like carrying silver fish,
But I think it's just fucking...
Let's get a spiders.
Pichart?
I'm not really a Pichart guy.
Oh my god, I curled into him.
Fuck.
That's...
Two dangerous.
Okay, so it has, I think it has to be right.
I heard lava.
Oh.
All right, let's fucking get rid of shit I don't need, which is you, which is you,
to you, which is as a full 12, which we can do, what we do this like that, that was so,
Wait, what am I doing?
I get so slow sometimes I swear.
Okay.
All right, let's see what it is.
These
Okay, I'm out of the ratter. I'm a ball. It'll be honest
Nice kind of you you
I don't need you
Yeah, pretty good and then
Go
Coming after a loss, you've gone over a gridip I can only imagine this is a car
It's pants, message.
I'm gonna shoot him at a boat.
Did I hit that?
You don't see that shot? I just hit fuck!
That was fucking high!
Alright, you gotta sit down for me now, dragon.
you got to sit down for me now
wrong side you're on the wrong side of town dragon
You are literally camping the wrong side of town here buddy I have any more crystals you
want me to break old man.
Take this one out.
It's going to fall in an interman's head.
Like the Brad Pitt movie next to him.
Can we get this show on the freaking road?
Seriously, dude.
Come on.
All right, dude.
Well, I'm not gonna be in the car.
We're gonna go to your driver.
We're gonna be in the car for the night,
we're gonna go to the driver.
And we're gonna be in the car.
Okay, right.
Oh, my God, that was a good one!
All right dude, uh, and I just have to do that five more times and I'm gold.
Not too shabby.
I've taken him out of iron three and put myself in.
Wait, if I get 21 elo when it only takes me four games, hold up.
This could be revolutionary.
This could be awesome.
Q into infru me, hopefully easy elo.
It's only easy elo if a girl talks to him at the same time as playing.
Then he'll crumble. He will crumble under the pressure.
Come after Lose again, you're gonna regret it, but don't share your face in the Deadlock category.
I have to play that luck with Connor Chet.
Chet, let the record show I need to play Deadlock with Connor.
Guys, how are we doing today?
Blood don't lose the blonde hair, it's growing on me.
Really?
I feel like I don't know what to do.
I fucking wanna shave it, I wanna shave it all.
I want to walk in shape and I don't want to go bald.
I want to shave it like okay.
I low key look like this streamer.
I'm not sure if you guys know who he is because he streams in like a slightly different
category than me.
But I feel like I have a similar look to him.
And I like the way he cut his hair.
and I feel like I could cut it like that and it would look good
the
Do I freeze that well?
I'll pass! Is that better?
Pass!
We supposed to do potato!
I don't even know what you do with potato. Red Dead stream one like red Dead Redemption
I don't know, plans on playing red Dead Redemption. I want to play red Dead Redemption. I'm gonna like play it on at the moment.
Cook the potato.
Okay, 12's a lot, right? So I can do boom, boom, boom, I can do boom, boom. I save one and then I can do an axe.
I need to tell you my story, I've come from a cornerway land.
This final fantasy tent hold up, like if somebody plays it for the first time, are
There's fucking...
God, God, smacked.
As I was when I was a child.
20 blocks of wood. Do you think we're good, Chad?
Or do you think I should go for 40?
Okay
How do fuck's this guy already in the ocean Jesus
Best one piece art again
Oh.
Yeah, forgot to get freaking gravel.
the
and
all
over
the
Okay, it's back there.
which is beyond towards the beyond the chalice.
Somewhere.
Why not chat a relay?
I forgot to refresh on the scene.
Because it oopsion, my end.
Can a man oopsie?
Check and I ask you something.
Is a man allowed to teach you any more?
Or reveal a lot of the ability to do oopsie?
Okay, so that was a little scary.
So at some point I dropped my axe and that I feel like it was an unwise decision.
It's a kill. Okay, double here. Hold on, I thought it was on backwards.
That's a lot of hobby.
Fuck, I love this song so much, and I'll whistle it.
Oh my boy's in the fortress.
Okay.
Oh my, axe.
What the hell?
I need a couple more pearls. One more trade of pearls will be awesome.
I don't need it per se, but I could use it for sure.
Well, I should just go, no?
Frick!
Okay, we didn't draw that.
Push the pace. I mean yes, but if you have pearl now you can push pace more later and that's something some gentlemen don't
Oh, there's pearls over here. Oh, that's weird.
Oh, I missed.
What was that? What is it? What is it going?
Well, I'm going to be low HP.
He's blinding. He just fucking is his guy.
I really just can't have my button hovered above the fucking parole, it's a little silly.
It was guys pushing the pace.
It's because I'm like a 15-minute pace.
Then I'm not picked up, I know.
I spy! It's 11 minutes! Oh my god this guy is actually fucking legend. I'm not even mad
who's into this guy, he needs to be in like fucking diamond rank.
Okay, um,
for you
he's hungry, same
this guy's fucking dust in my peevey
and
99.9
can you do that while he said a sense of the city of the
Yon, not a hundred percent. Yon, snooze. Next question. He's in the end, and 12 minutes
53 seconds. I mean just be clear I'm an iron for you all
Don't make iron for you like I used to my guess
.
Do what is that happen?
It's a big- I literally strapped all my shit.
How does that happen?
I strapped it.
Because Soul Sam isn't a full war.
So sneaking out of hidden crevices.
That's some whole shit.
That's a motion.
Oh, that's my trash.
Oh, no, no, no.
This guy is making a base, I mean, this guy is in the end in 12 minutes, I don't think there's much I can do here, this sucks, this shit sucks, this is some ass
We need to give up, guy actively trying.
Come on.
6
Where is he? Where's his car?
Okay, what do I need to go?
And I get him 34, and I get him 1, 98.
I think 34 which was out there and that's this guy's fault.
I'm about dead here, something like a little scared.
I would really love to get out of this another day.
It's so sweet.
as well as slow shit.
So I have to do this for a hundred more blocks.
Bro, where?
I thought though.
I fucked up good boys, but I threw a light night.
Alright, I had to go to the snow again in 34.
Oh, that's scary.
I'm out of fire, is it a havin? No, it's alright, I should have to do this 34 more times.
you got the advancements suit up what the trolling near did he die in the end
okay not to go to one never give up this is like Nick a 30's team in my head
guys, we can win.
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
We don't need to safety bed where we're going.
It's win.
Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown.
It's win-a-ball!
Ow.
Run!
Oh fuck my song right now.
my freezer slightly opened that's that noise my freezer is over fucking working
free
no it's too early for this song gonna win yet oh my god they're so bitterly
Are you doing bro? I've never seen you move like this.
Rose moving crazy!
Easy to bring me!
So what happened to him? I don't know. We're at the lot.
We're in the water, I'm in this guy, could that is crazy!
Okay, my breathtaking girlfriend, who I love dearly?
to make a whole made a root beer occasionally, which is great, but it has a big
but, but she has me storing all of the, what's the ice call? What's the ice called?
The dry ice. Yeah, that's the word. She has me storing the dry ice in my freezer
and it barely fits. So it pops open the freezer sometimes and that freezer starts worrying.
I just have an insane amount of fucking bro, what is this game?
And anyway, the conclusion of my stories, it's annoying, fuck ice, like it's filling up my fucking freezer.
Um, what is this game, bro?
I was down nine minutes in 37 seconds, and I won this guy has to have thrown.
Here's my, here's my running theory.
This guy is a smurf. He was winning by a long shot and he tried swagging with his
Eurocycle in the end and he fucked up and died and then he had to reset his run. This is my
working theory because every single split he had was phenomenal. He had a two-minute
They saw three entry
Which I admittedly is a little slow, but you know, it's so fine
He finishes his bash and let's check his route real quick
Let's check his route. This is just for just a little bit of his route. Actually doesn't look like he's going for
He's going for kind of a basic ass rally
If this is yeah, okay. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Can you just go a crawl? Why don't I do this? Why don't I go down every done?
I should do this
Why the fuck do I go down every time?
Well
It's better
Anyway, he does a very quick bashon
hops right over to the Nether, the rates were incredible, correctly, correctly expands the
Nether region as well. Okay, finds another within a minute, navigates to the Nether within a minute,
navigates to the end within a minute, including a hunger reset. So what happens in the end?
So, looks like a normal one-cycle.
Do we either use anything?
Okay, he thought, oh, he thought there was a perch.
It wasn't a perch.
Classic.
That is a perch.
And, oh.
I think you had no food because I had no food that run and he just accidentally
perled because he thought there was a perch and then when he perled the second time it
was a fake perch.
So then he has to go all the way back through, refind his entry point.
He jumps back into the end, and this time what happens, because he should still have all
his bets.
That has an apple.
Oh, it's super fucked for me, it's super decent.
He just chokes.
He just chokes me as I think I guess.
All right, cool.
Hey, I guess that's a little lesson.
I don't know if you guys know the story,
tale of the tortoise in the hair, that is one of those stories, and with that boys, I am now
four games away from gold. Was he a smurf? I mean, it was a very good run.
I don't know if he was a smurf, he's probably just improving rapidly, and to be fair, it
was as good of a seat as you can get.
The fortress was right next to the bashing, and it was a bridge which I think is pretty easy
for people of my yellow, but none of his movements seem to be smurf-esque.
Like he didn't do DK, I don't know, I don't think it was, I think he just had a really
good run in joked.
He has literally done, he has gotten 58 wins in like 10 days.
I think he's just grinding crazy.
He got an 1804, the game before losing to me.
I think he must have gone on just like, uh, I don't know.
XQC beats Beat Forces record.
Dude, people keep telling me and then they're mad that I don't have a bigger reaction.
I can't wait to see for some reaction.
Because there can never be a more muted reaction in that.
With the percentage thing in the bottom corner that pops up sometimes, that is called
Ninja Brainbot and let me move the overlay so that is more visible for you guys.
I also should open up my second OBS. Although I've been kind of doing fine without it so I don't
I don't know if I need it per se.
Village!
Oh, here's my lava pool.
The question is...
I think I see Flint over there.
Yeah, I do.
So we're gonna come back.
Mott's where are my predators?
I see what I need?
What's a diamond seed?
Lovelay.
Lovelay diamond seed.
Wow, dude, I might be the worst of this.
Fuck me, that was so bad.
We go boom, boom, boom, one, two, three for now.
That should be good.
And then, where is fine?
And then, where are you?
Where are you sunshine?
Where's my sunshine?
Okay
Okay, I can go
I can go
Oh my god, it's forgot fucking bread.
Almost a foolish error.
One that I've regrets.
are averted, doubling her.
I thought I saw, yeah that's a rare.
All right, let me get to this another should be a 347 entry.
Ooh, unless I stop for some war.
These three wall could be the difference between winning and losing.
Never forget these three wall right here.
When the game is over, chat, remember those three wall.
I
But I just
I don't want to hear a word
I would rather not be the record, is that a reasonable ask, no, but I'm asking for it.
Okay, what do I need more money to do?
I'm going to run it.
Okay, does this work?
Nice, that was actually five minutes in 11 seconds, just a minute and 30 seconds
shy of my really good prediction.
This is a bastion right here?
No, that's the fortress.
You know, which F3 was a different key? I should change it.
What's got the bastion?
Alright, I entered it.
There it is.
Yeah, that'll work.
I'm only gonna meet off it.
But...
What do I just do?
You know I'm a fumbler.
Oh God. Oh God.
Oh, nooo, why didn't he place?
Nooo!
Why didn't he place bro? I don't fucking get it! Why didn't he place? Oh my god man!
man! I'm glad I didn't overreact, but that's so fucking annoying.
Oh my god. How are you this bad? Congratulations. You have exactly four minutes to show
they have a better PB. They're your permanently banned. My PB is 18 minutes 11 seconds.
Congratulations. You are fucking man. There's no way you fucking lose your like you.
can't be close.
Fine, you're, you're, you're starting to fucking tick me off. How about that?
Like, brother, I'm not actually asking how to replace. I'm asking how the fucking
can caball at all over headquarters fucked me. Okay.
Oh, look. Oh my gold is spread everywhere.
Um?
Huh?
I'm looking terrible as pence.
Huh?
He's an unfortunate, of course, to the fucking quarters.
.
This is what terms of an Adafatile. It's good at singing, isn't it?
It came as soon as this could not be clicking the same way if you want to draw yourself.
Well, that's all, bro.
I don't know what to do with this, but I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
but that I hear myself sometimes from like actually I'm fucking gonna kill my shit.
I think my house is dying by the way, we're all together seeing it like stuck her crazy style.
Oh, I'm missing two of you.
Alright.
Okay.
Hey!
That's gross.
Oh, no!
Not one obvious kind of discussing the right.
Ignite one.
Oh my god, this mouse is a problem.
Oh, my god, that kid was a breach.
How all this is so gross.
I could do it!
I can still win!
I just need this guy to go a little fucking dumb in the brain.
I don't work.
the
this is the cost of the most
of the story
a lot of people like to say the mom's care the stream you don't know
ever says let me carry the stream why do you think that is
Not a serious inquiry on high tape on him.
PSA today was we are boycotting Ludwig Till he does his 5k.
You're in my chamber. You may boycott and shit.
I don't think so much for once.
Sorry, I realize that for once combat could come off like I'm insulting you.
I mean usually what you say is not something that I think is smart in this time it's the contrary.
Oh, do I not?
Oh, there he is.
Let's do it.
Ow!
Oh my god!
What was that?
Where do you learn those hands?
You're the Janet Guff with Minecraft to always have the bozo gene.
more you think about me being a buzzer idiot
7.4.1% ad's probably good enough.
Let's say to Island's such a good tune.
Did the other pro break?
Ah.
If luck gets 20k subs on YouTube tonight I'll take a handful of shrooms I have worked
tomorrow, construction not fast food.
You...what?
No.
I'm also 20k. What do you talk about fucking 20k subs about 13? What are you talking about?
Have you already taken the shrooms? Just checking in, sorry.
of
So I just have to go that way really far, okay?
Okay, that's eight, that's twelve, right? You can go, right?
Let's go.
Okay, let's go this way.
Negative one, eighty eights.
I'd say that a lot.
negative one
sometimes I feel like I'm playing a fucking Minecraft man hunt and there's nobody else in the server and I'm still losing
negative 180
oh that's pretty good
Pretty happy with that fucking throw first throw I've done all day that I'm happy with
Fucker
you as a long time found in youtube, and a charlatanating, we gratefully accept you as a new horn
it's fun.
Thank you.
And I'm happy to be on the squad as a dot at again a die hard Charlotte Hornet's fan.
Truly a team worth giving love and respect to.
And by the way, this year is our rebuilding year.
And we're going to come back next decade, stronger than any of these mother fuckers are ready for.
no light
or the jersey of the hat I should hit up grant you might give me a free jersey
I think this is far enough, yeah, okay, so I think we can totally clear middle.
Your rich by one.
Look, guys, I already ran off-brand into the ground for $3 million, I've made by bad financial
decisions.
You know, buying a Charlotte Hornet's version, not going to be one of them. Okay, you know, okay, let's get some free white pay for it.
Sorry, I thought this was quick, so stream meant to send 200 subs there.
Okay, let Leslie don't know.
I don't know if I can do that.
I haven't even purchased that fucking fast because then I'm like, oh, it's caught off guard.
I don't know if that guy was not a me or what.
I'm all
Bubble one
Come back, player of the year right now, this is crazy.
I can't believe I'm winning these, be honest.
I mean, he must have had a death somewhere.
It's just, I don't know where.
I messed up my cow.
Oh.
Short for calculator by the way.
Dude, on Lufko.
Go to Melania to say on Lufko.
GG.
On Lufko is your dog, though, doing good?
the
uh... you know they didn't even die look at that
so they got into the nethered way before me i think i got in five fifteen so
they're already a minute at me
uh... i obviously died in the bastion so
they did their bastion much quicker me as well
than the universe of the fortress rates were made but they actually went to the
same spawner and probably had the same exact
Spawn as me. I wonder why they're oh hold up. Did they calcone soul sand? No, they didn't
Wonder why they're other they're not messed up because when I have one fine
But I also went much further away than them. Oh my god
That is not even close
Holy!
What the hell is happening here?
Oh my, what the, oh yeah, they were way off.
Oh, they were way off.
They were way the F off guys.
If I went three more games,
I am officially gold. Do we think it's possible?
I'd have to win three games in a row.
My times haven't been getting slower, like in the sense that, sure, I'm not getting a sub-20,
but my average is dropping.
Like any time I beat the game in less than 30 minutes, that improves my average.
If you stop being a low cow, you can do it, see that's where you're mistaken.
It does not require you changing who you are to succeed in the things you want to succeed
in.
I can become a great Minecraft player and that does not change the facts that I come from
low cow roots.
And I don't shy away from those low cow roots.
I embrace them openly.
If I'm gold, I'm still a little calf, I'm another right player, I'm still a little calf.
more.
Oh my gosh.
I don't think that my runs are one or lost by a five year cycle or not, I'm sure it could clutch some stuff, but like, there's a lot more to work on until then, you don't say it.
Oh, oh.
I think epic fanfare.
Yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
ayy
What are they doing for all me the fucking shit bitch?
Wait, how do I know what side is the fucking?
The right side you guys want to say in like I don't know what side
Okay, this is the side I need to go on
do this is a lost all the shit
like I don't know it's a fucking dude
all over I mean I am
Fuck!
Oh no...
I love it!
please have a chest if you don't have a chest here all over your real fucking
piece of work yeah good one all over fun little gag for the family
way.
Oops.
Oh my god.
Can you put it?
Alright.
Oh my god.
You guys are being fucking a-holes.
It's up, dude.
You know, hang out with your friends, bro?
What's going on?
All right?
Hell, a guy?
Oh, man.
I can't shoot, bro.
Hi.
This is for you, bro.
I'm gonna run through here.
I'm gonna play.
Oops, I'm sorry.
I got him on the wall, I got him on the wall.
Did I find the fortress ever?
I'm blanking.
Oh yeah, I spawn inside.
Okay, I guess it's over this guy.
Nice, good yes.
Oh!
Lunker!
Oh, I got shit myself.
Genuinely in awe of your ability to persist, though, you leap, and by God, you leap, but sometimes,
brother, you stick the landing good luck you've got this.
Okay can I tell you guys my logic? I was like okay because I've seen runners do this thing
Where they jumped down and then they throw a pro they want to go so I was like I'll throw a pro on to the fortress
And if I miss I'll just stop in my blow from the lawball
I forgot I didn't have fire res equips
So it didn't work out
But I think the idea is fine if I had simply fire res
Oh damn it, why must you fail me so often, I'm 3 and oh today, okay, just say you were
outer and then you've just followed the way guys it happens and I want it in
to
10
I don't think it's like an instant replay moment you know what I mean
Oh, please.
Huh?
What's up?
Huh?
$1.30
$1.00
What type of noise?
much better out.
I was able to get back to this place in a little less than seven minutes, which is pretty good.
Oh.
I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie, I'm going to lie.
Fuck up in the end. I'm not gonna lie
It is pretty unlikely I win this. It's me fair. I think you if I didn't fuck up
I saw my ludes guys playing pretty well
This guy's on a sub 20 piss
of
I'll go left or right. Let's go right. I don't know. That should do.
99.9.
and
a
free NG
GG
he just ain't fuck up really
I mean he just played really well and I played pretty bad
I feel like that could have won.
If I didn't die, but I did die.
Fuck man, I fucking died.
Fat chunk is dead.
Yeah, okay, if I just did that with fire res,
it would have been totally fine.
If I literally just did that same exact play with fire res,
like it would be totally, it'd be a good play.
Jesus Christ, it's guys on a fucking pear.
Look at this fucking guy.
You've died every game you've played that is, not true.
Is that true?
This is hard to watch, okay, you guys are so dramatic, like I went three in a row.
Fuck in silence.
I lose one game, horde to what?
You guys are like eagles fans, I don't think you guys watch sports.
The worst fandom in all sports are the Philadelphia Eagles.
They talk about their team like they're in a 50 year drought where they haven't won
the fucking Super Bowl, they're a championship listing.
They went last fucking year.
They got 11 wins this year.
They talked about their team like they're going through hell.
Like their team's the fucking jets.
And it'll make any sense.
And you guys are acting like that.
We just want three straight.
Okay.
Your past, and I never come, I've never come.
It's not like in the Mac Jones era.
like fuck god damn it. We even want a Super Bowl and let me check 400 days. I was like, you know what?
You know what I literally say? Who I deserve this. Is the Patriots never want to
Super Bowl for the rest of my life? That's okay. I'm okay with that. The Patriots have over it.
We have too many wins relative to the rest of the league. It's okay. And like if we want,
but I ultimately I get it.
I'm not gonna get the
the
same
thing to send gifted by appreciate that
everyone in the building right now we got 25,000, people here, guys, if I went, three more games in a row.
I still want people if I want four games I will be.
All right, how about this? How about this for a goal? Let's, an ignore goal. I think it's a distraction
from our present moment. What do you do if you want to win the Super Bowl?
You win your next game. All right. That's, that's literally it.
I have to take those words very seriously.
So my goal here isn't to get gold.
My goal is to not die this game,
play as well as I can.
Okay, I can just completely right.
You
I had a copy written song come up and I fucking all tad that I died.
Oh shit!
That sucks so bad dude.
Oh, I'm actually so sad about that man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man, I'm actually so sad about that.
I'm so sad about that.
Oh, man.
I might have so lost, but I would have just loved to have fought.
Oh man!
That's unbelievable.
That's so sad.
My old fucking shussie in the night.
I'm really putting everything in that shit, they can get no food seed, I thought it's hard as I could.
That I came back to lose to a fucking all-time.
Oh man, I just shouldn't stream these games, bro. I can just get pulled off line so easily.
So sweet.
That's hard to pull it out.
Damn.
Back to five games away girl.
Oh, no.
Oh
I need to think a twitch parlor make me feel better.
Ludwig please, I am begging you for any tips on how to treat this messed-up rash on
my sack.
Would greatly appreciate some guidance from a brother in navigating this treacherous situation.
just wait a couple weeks, it's what all men do. You do nothing about it until it's absolutely
unavoidable that you have to get it addressed by a medical professional. Because 99% of the time
that shit I'll just go away any time you see some weird shit just fucking you know
take some extra time washing that shit for a soft second off it was go away if it
does it then you go in that's horrible advice it's real advice okay um but she
finds something wrong with you you should go to a doctor and get a check-up
Okay, you shit. Yeah, fine, fine. That's like the fucking we're so wise 99% of the problems. You go to the fucking dock there
And they go, you know, it's fine. Just you know what just run a few tests just blood work and
check back in a couple of weeks if it's still feeling better or gets worse. Let us know
You can go to the front and they will take care of payment there
GG. There goes your copay. So it's like, yeah, most shit, you're fine. Now, that's always
that that's always the, that's literally the number one question is, does it get worse?
This guy's 100% a streamer's single by the way. Does it get worse is the number one
question. I, okay, this is going to sound crazy. I think I am so
into with my body that I could tell instantly if something was seriously
wrong with me. And I've tested this theory before. One time in my life, I
felt like so pain. And it was like four out of ten days. It wasn't anything
But I knew it was weird, and so I went to the doctor, a pen-the-sightess, my shit was about to fucking burst out the seams.
So, you know, to be fair, I feel like I'm very in tune with my body.
QD is an example, not in tune with her body.
QD's body plays tricks on her, and she falls for every single one.
I can go through a can of a day and I've never had any medical problems.
I think I'm invincible.
Yeah, you're just 20.
You're just 20 years old and that will go away.
And then you'll be a, I remember when I used to not feel like shit guy.
Guys, you know what I was thinking about doing recently?
Some of the wild go call the Ludwig Slime's goal for you and then I've been thinking rather, let's
put that bitch back. You know what I mean? I kind of want to bring that bitch back.
Specifically because let me tell you right now an orchestra's under the question.
I do not have the money for an orchestra.
I just don't got it, that shit is expensive.
You do, I do not, 100,000 dollars.
Little broke boy, yeah, I had an accident with a company a year ago or so.
It didn't really go my way bro.
I should have done that really go my way.
I'm fucking chasing down a pig.
A four park will do.
I'm going to take a break.
Ninja Gate into Ninja Gate in three
Cause I'm gonna say
Are the shears for next seed?
Mineberg
Fortune 3x
and
can i kill a
okay no
why
why can't i
I've only fucking minecraft play room speaking about shit, you know what I mean?
What's your fucking?
What's your fucking not thinkers? There's two thinkers in the Minecraft scene, okay? It's redgrap and it's me.
Everyone else is a fucking idiot.
Brother, fuck!
I'm in.
Goodbye.
Good nice kind of boy.
Nice.
I love that.
I was a guy beating me there with this fucking movement I have.
Is it a terrorist fashion?
Thank God, no.
Stay close.
Close the gun, I guess.
Service.
The fire hole press.
Oh, no.
Guys, you see this fucking route, by the way?
That doesn't seem as route.
Okay, I don't know how he got over there.
All right, lock in.
Do not be too scared, do not be too scared, do not be too scared.
OK.
Fuck it!
All right, let's get the chest at the top. We have a guaranteed chest with five
obb in it. So that chest will get us to 20 obb in them. We can leave. How do I get out of
Here I'm lost.
What do you mean it's a dead end?
to
choose to save
of
Oh
Oh no.
Oh, I can't find one!
This looks promising.
Any time it starts to look like a 007 gold that I map, I feel like it's a good thing.
Bok, that's a bad thing.
Can I get it a single guard down blaze?
Can I get one?
Not a food.
You
and
Both of you hit we can go
Neither hit we can't go okay, that's fine
Is that shit dug dug plays when
when he's like successfully gotten AI to like call this or something.
Please drop.
Fuck.
What is this?
Wait, is this the first one?
Should I have it died?
Okay, that's the one.
Okay, it's 16.
So this way.
610, right here, and then like here, just 64 right here exactly, and we have to dig down.
Okay, as long as we don't fall into a giant pit of rubbish, we'll find it.
You
I'm back at square one.
Look at my day today, I won three games and then I lost three games, like I might as
well have just not played.
This is such a crushing feeling, I played three hours of ranked and I've made zero progress.
Sorry, I actually lost one either.
So Ray hit 9.5K elo and CS2.
It's like...
Well, that's how they're looking at each other.
It'll fucking edit.
They'll say shit to me like that.
Dude, if those three games that I had lost,
I hadn't said one. I would be gold right now.
I thought he was just dead ass watching me for the love of the game he's getting his ass fucking
I hate...
Oh my god...
Guys, I really like you're saying practice, guys. I'm practicing.
I'll tell in you, bro.
I every single night, I watch somebody play Minecraft.
I look up fucking guides, I boot up the game, I learn how to ninja-prane, but
like, brother, I'm in the middle of learning fucking how to god damn fucking
PIDAR!
I'm just the fat chas.
I don't know if I should play another tonight.
I
Oh my god unless I got like 15 twitch prawns
Maybe then I could do it, maybe
I'm like, I'm literally still crushed, but like,
oh, that's only 40-15.
I don't see any anymore, I should call it, I'm too sad.
Oh, actually, what? Is that five gifted?
Change of music, Tim, we're diving back in!
Woo!
That you can give to members on YouTube, Lucas Stock.
Thank you to Twitch Brombs on Twitch Chat if YouTube tries to hop over.
I know there's a real chat.
Am I getting fucking bonnet?
It says there are 40,000 people watching this on YouTube.
Press one if you guys are watching this on YouTube.
Okay, I won't lie as the fastest my YouTube chat has moved in a long fucking tongue.
Jesus Christ. Hold up, I'm used to like six messages for Nightbot and then somebody saying,
is it re-deutue chat? Holy shit, they're real!
Wait, can I show you guys something for I push over to the next hand? Tim Paz!
There was a post on my subreddit. It was super sweet. It actually made me smile like a little fucking boy.
It gave me a little boy smile spread across my face.
There was on my subreddit and it said my parents love watching Ludwig. A couple years ago I got
jostreddream while my parents were taking care of me out watching YouTube in the common area.
My parents got hooked on watching Ludwig's streams. Now it is a come home or come out of my room and
He lutters down the TV.
Today he gets the big screen and football's on the side.
Although that's so sweet.
Youngest, lutting viewers.
Bro, I'm gonna spend it on this.
All right, guys!
We are winning this next game.
Okay, we are winning this next game 100%
let me tune in back.
We are winning this next game 100% 100%.
We are winning this next fucking game 100%.
thousand percent. I'll win this for the YouTube ears 100 percent.
Alright boys! My goal has been to Higgo. We are currently on our way to Cole from Iron.
This is what you cut the music. I'm fucking just remembered that I dropped from Iron fucking
Oh
What the fucking point? God damn it
Don't play the sad song to him fuck
No, no, yeah play play play play hype song play hype song play high song you do anyone anyone anyone mix him up with the new legend
Tim
Okay, all right. Okay, okay, okay, all right. All right, this run goes out to
los polos TV wherever you are. Maybe you didn't learn how to pump your gas
so the age of 33 because New Jersey people don't know how to do it, but I still
fucking believe in you, man. Ignore the fucking haters.
We can do anything!
Maud, it's gonna get some presents, chat!
Shipwreck, good luck.
No?
No? Where's the shipwreck?
There's a ruling portal.
Where the fuck's the shipwreck?
Request the change.
Yes, you agreed.
I'll take good luck now.
Tip changing music.
My parents are watching stream do it for the fam shout out to families.
Families who watch Ludwig stay together.
Who watch Ludwig together stay together.
Okay.
Somebody in the family is not all there.
that's the other's that's the side effects but more important who cares if you're
failed not every failure was got to be fucking Isaac I you know Newton you know
it's better you stay together what is this what is this what was that portal
did you see that portal there was like a portal to another dimension
Rhoh, how do I get in?
Allow me entrance.
I saw Speedrunner do that and it cut their fall damage.
It did not work for me.
the
dude, you know what I hear something fucked up about twitch dot TV by the way
one of my favorite twitch streamers I've talked about them a lot on the stream so you guys probably know what I'm talking about
um... my man midnight zoom all right this guy who restreams
So no wrestling content with his own American air English, I should say commentary because really hard to watch
Super with any English.
So anyway, the guy rules, he's been a twitch affiliate for years and I hit a twitch.
I'm like, yo, can this guy get part in?
Because also the name of the fuck.
The name that they gave him for his e-mo prefix is insane so I can just guy get part in.
Yeah, I think he put in a good word. They said no he restreams too much content
I'm like
I feel like you're funny missing the fucking plot here
I feel like you know look around at your website twitch. You got a lot of fucking people who suck on this website
I feel like you have a good guy here. I feel like you should take you know advantage of that shit. You know what I'm saying like
There's a lot to not like about Twitch shot TV, and I feel like this is one of the things to like about it
I don't know, maybe I'm more.
Hi, at least, here's the here and an alternative good guy twitch moment.
They did change his emotes pre-fix to Sumo 1.
If you know what the old one was, this is a big change.
How does that feel fast in my head?
I had
Okay, I need I need I need us
Fintin steal
Fuck
Oh
When you had to go on their 15-game win streak at the end of the lost season did you give up?
No, no. You did that shit.
When people clown on you while you play hard, call mine craft.
Did you give up?
They're applying on you.
22 PGW.
They're playing time.
They're planning to be a corner in the redlock,
so you share the role in WWE.
They're calling you in redlock, aren't they?
They're calling you in redlock.
Demiters water.
What?
What shot?
What are you fucking doing to yourself?
You can fucking hide out, find me.
Oh, you look best!
I think my strat is bridge high.
and
we get to land out using the portal here that's a 100% non port home portal situation
chat press one on youtube if you're a bot
press two if you just told your grandma there about my stream and that's why I have so many more viewers
don't shoot my boat
speed boost
holy shit what is this fucking journey to Tarabitio I'm doing right here
out
Okay, he just got us first straight off. Seems like it's bridge-bash and based off the timing from going to medigame.
Okay, why did a fucking
Carter streamer say Tim Big fan who's a big you know a lot of people who's a big fan of Tim what do you mean Tim Big fan
Miss more will you not be up? Well, who's a big fan here? I'm the streamer what do you mean you're a fan of Tim?
We talking about I'm a big fan of Tim
Tim is like
Damn!
You fuck all over fuck.
Give me some fucking gold man! I'm iron-tune!
You fuck all over fuck!
Give me some fucking gold man!
I'm higher to you!
Like what are these seas?
is
like you're, you know, not the best in social settings.
Does it make it smart?
You're just saying, if you're not gold, you're not gold.
Like there's not a thought.
That's not a thought.
You have not thought a thought.
You can't just type it out fancy.
You think you're spitting.
I'm not angry.
I'm just upset at myself.
I'm just gonna put on a good show.
I don't know man, maybe I'm actually not cut out for gold.
Maybe I should be happy with Iron 3 peak.
Like, Iron's not that bad.
Right?
Oh, I have somebody.
I'm in low elo people trope it to see little all the time
and
Okay, I'm only 10 seconds.
They're in the fortress, they're in the fortress, they're in the fortress, they're in the fortress,
good job, hey good job sir faith if you're listening good job man 10 minutes in the fortress
already really impressive man really good ship bro, really good ship rire man, you're really
for Goldbrook.
Oh, you're blinding!
I love your minute blind, look at that!
Man, sir, fit!
You're really good, bro!
I'm just enough.
So key!
Thank you for the right.
So key.
I hope you had a good stream.
What did you guys get up to?
I'm here for the little cocky.
I've been speedrunning minecrafts and kind of blowing people's mind really.
I
just always pick up gold dude, like who the fuck do I think I am, like just pick them
gold every time, you know what I'm saying?
Like it doesn't take that long relative, and it's so much faster than fucking dying.
Is this a playthrough, okay, if you're from Sylvia's chat, okay, this for some reference
So he says it's a very nerdy activity. I'm speedrunning minecraft. It's called MCSR ranked or no
It's my whatever, it's a stupid fucking name to be honest, but regardless
I'm one of the best in the world at it and it's not a playthrough. It's a speedrun
Okay
I know so he's not the best game her, but it's a very elite gaming content
of the eight billion people in the world out
see like that was it that was called a boat clutch or whatever it was called a
clutch whatever I do good
check this out
Just stop putting the fucking sad music on.
I can still wait obviously.
Okay.
Here's the thing you guys understand.
This game runs, okay, through the Slate server lag, that was a tip issue.
So I had placed my block on my server locally before but in the server and register that
I didn't. Okay. And now you guys are going to be like,
Bo, sure about the story. You're going to do it.
That is exactly what happened.
I'm not done now.
Zerfrit made an enemy he does not want to, big fucking mistake challenge, big fucking
can't be loaded up Minecraft is on a game on earth and can beat me at if the game is specifically called Minecraft
He can beat me unless of against him.
bar core
Huh?
This is what the music is just not fitting the action right now.
Hmm.
I think that's okay.
You have a bolt? What am I supposed to do with a bolt?
What is this song?
1,200, it's not from fun.
Thank you, fineburg for the 100 gifted subs.
My opponent is in the stronghold, I'm listening to fucking pizza music, an 8-bang,
Walt's entering the bashing.
And I'm back, which is...
I'm sorry.
That guy's action might arrive, though.
I don't even know what kind of bash of this is.
and
the gold right here
There's gold like
It's like
It's right here
Trippled to go
Check this shit out
I had a pick out.
I had to lose the pickouts.
I had to be already used.
You're going to be ready to be ready to be ready to be.
You, you, you.
No, let's go stay.
Hmm?
They've put us hoping to be on some of it, hmm?
Hmm?
I think I did this. I got zero more pearls. But I got more hobby that's
clutch, because I only had 47 before, I forget we're the fortress, oh my god that's so
It is something.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
the
Oh my god what time is it where everyone's watching?
Oh, it's over there.
Hey, I don't hate the lava.
Perfect, this is exactly what's open for.
Two in the morning.
Oh my god, it's midnight where I live.
Fuck.
That sucks.
Time of meeting so early.
I'm in the fortress now, I know my opponent just got nervous, yeah buddy, you might have
I'm not a lead for a little bit, but I'm here.
I'm back.
What do you mean?
You're back.
What does he mean?
What? What?
What do you mean yet? What are you back from?
He left? What do you mean he left?
and he's been competing as far as he can
is a typical scare tactic
you do not go a.k. he's not standing on me
Well, I don't know pros left.
Oh, you guys fit spotting, I'm trying to do shit.
Wait.
I'm not a 9.7% good enough for me.
Sorry, Kyle.
I have to kill one of my own.
It's back here.
I can't.
How far?
I'm taking more damage than supposed to be for this.
Did I break?
The tree.
Oh.
Okay, this is winnable, this is winnable. I need one more eye.
I need one more rod, I need one.
Drop her off from me, please. Please.
Drop her off from me, please.
Okay, a 82-52. 80 is this way.
252 is that way. Okay, I only have one pearl. That's the last pearl I'm a lot to use
80
252
Well, I'm about to make the greatest comeback of all time
Fuck you enter the end fuck fuck
No, I didn't do all this for nothing
Well, this for nothing.
80.
250 too.
I can still win, I can still win, I can still win.
Is this even starter?
It is, yeah, it is, right?
It is.
That is it is.
I can still win, I can still win.
Oh my god.
I can fucking do this! Let's go!
the
I have to see what happened to my opponent. I have to see what happened to them. Because why were they
taunting me? Because if they were taunting me, I'm gonna be really tilted. First off, they are
at their peak ELO ever. This is the peak they've ever achieved. Probably in their life,
as probably the greatest publishing day they've ever done. Being me, their best run ever is 244
pathetic slow. They got lucky beating me. I'm an 18-minute speedrunner. Whatever happens.
All right, let's see. Let's see. Where are they?
All right, let's follow their POV.
So, they get into another around three minutes, 10 seconds, which makes sense.
And things look pretty normal.
They get to the bash, and I think they take a slightly better route.
They take an outside piece of gold, so that they don't have to deal with the piglins.
Then they do normal housing route.
All right, this is all. There's no, no. There's all stuff I would do at this point.
Then let's keep it rolling. Their bashing does swimming lead. They choose to leave. They go to the fortress.
I think they blind out after one rod. Yep, they do a little sweet dreams.
hunger reset, they go back in and they just start going to town getting their blaze runs.
Okay.
Now they're trying to navigate to the stronghold, so that's actually pretty easy.
It's just on this piece of gravel.
And they nail it.
Okay.
They're in the stronghold, guys.
This is minute 18.
Bear in mind, they didn't win for another 15 minutes.
So what happens in the stronghold?
They're running around,
trying to find it.
I think they hear something,
where is it relative to them right now?
They're not super, yeah.
So they actually were really close.
You can see they're reminding towards it.
All they have to do is go right here, they'll get there.
But instead they just give up on the route they say, let's go to complete opposite way.
Then they go back. They're like, no, something was here. What was here? Something was around this.
What? Oh, they hunger reset.
And they forgot to right-click their bed.
Oh my God, I lost to a fucking idiot.
They forgot to right-click their bed.
I lost it as fucking idiot.
Oh my god.
So they go back luckily for them.
It's quite easy to get back to their portal.
So they get back to their portal.
They find their shit.
They do a correct hunger reset.
They do like fucking three hunger resets.
They still can't find the portal.
They still can't find it. They're just absolutely lost in this fucking bitch.
Finally,
finally
they find it
They're getting lit by a Skellington. They do another hunger reset
and then they get in the end and their end fights seem to go pretty well actually.
I
can't be a loss and so embarrassing man. I'm so embarrassed. I lost to that.
I do. I can't really go. I swear I'm better than it's like I'm
playing.
How do I phrase this? I'm better than all my opponents they're lucky. Do you know what I mean?
Can't end on a loss. I'm down elo. I'm literally, I've literally, I've played Minecraft for four hours and the result is I've lost elo.
you all and I have a meeting I have a meeting at let me check my card got
declined for Amazon Prime so now I have to watch fucking ads when I turn into
Beast Game's GG I'm six dollars on my card at the pay that off I have a
a call at 10 in the morning
think of the 10 get to J.S.C. guys, no amount of Twitch Prime is going to make me do another run right now
there's literally no amount of two tribes that'll make me do another one right now
10 is not early it's it's if I go to bed at 2 a.m. yes, it's kind of early
it's midnight, bro
I'm in the bath dude, do you mind doing the other?
Will, are you genuinely sending me a picture of you in the bath right now, I'll do another
one.
I don't show your penis, obviously, there's not like a sexual advance, but if you show
proof that you're in the bath, this is not a sexual, I'm not trying to sexually come
on to you, will.
I prefer our relationship to be platonic.
If he's genuinely in the battle doing another run, do these runs, just they take my soul out of me.
Oh my god he's in the fucking back.
He's not fucking back.
Oh my god, he's in the fucking bad dude. He's fucking in the tub.
And he's freshly in the tub, too. He hears not even wet yet. Oh my god, fine.
Fine.
But here's the deal, boys.
If I win this run, I want every single person who is watching this to subscribe.
and I don't mean on Twitch. I don't care about your money. I'm rich. I mean on YouTube.com.
There's a lot of people in there. Every single one you legally ask to subscribe. I check the number
yesterday. It's increased. Now 35% of the people who watch me aren't subscribed. Okay?
Okay, in 5% are absolutely dedicated WestGET viewers.
So I'm trying to fix those ratios and here's my arrangements.
I win you sub.
Okay.
I found my lovable.
Let me sit up for this one.
There's my gravel.
My gravel's right next to my lava pool.
What is Ice Bucket Challenge?
He must have found a ruling portal.
This is a portal scene, then why the fuck is there a giant village next to the portal?
Wait, is it?
Oh shit.
No!
Fuck, I'm an idiot.
Damn it!
Curse the day!
HECKEROT!
Got your mom and my full stop.
Sorry.
I know families watch. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I was so much actually. Sorry.
I'm actually feeling good about this. I don't even think I need to go to the room portal to be honest.
I have food. I have blocks. Why never say W to him? What did Tim just do? What did Tim just do?
Oh my god. Tim your annual review is in a weak buddy, okay? And I got a lot to talk to about.
Schedule two hours for that one, pal.
So, I don't even have to use a bucket.
If it's a run portal, the run portal must be enterable.
Fuck, I should've just gone straight to the run portal.
I didn't even need the gravel.
I was so stupid of me, I should have just gone to the village, oh I did it 325 answers
Why is this okay that's it for sure nice bit of it
Okay, okay, we're just a little bit behind, but we can win.
Looks like housing or something?
Stables, it's stables.
You can tell based off the distance of the chests.
What?
Huh?
What you're doing?
I'm gonna kill him.
It's not scared.
Good, yeah.
Yep.
Okay, change your flow in.
Great route. Fucking great fucking route, man.
to
I'm actually the lead!
What am I doing? What is this fucking straw? Making up the crazy shit?
Where are you?
So he's in the fortress too.
I don't know where it could be, man.
and
Oh god.
to
fuck
this is a half to be done as one of the thing
This was a normal idea.
This one was public ideas that I just don't know why it goes to my brain.
I'm okay.
Two lives, like down there.
Oh my god, fineburg actually knew what he was talking about for once.
the
one
What is the most is it?
What did I just change?
I can't eclipse.
Oh God.
Should I take that risk?
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Oh my god.
What do you have to do if you kick yours on YouTube?
I think it's like a car crash to be honest.
I think people are like, why the fuck does this get a 73-kid viewers?
So people keep tuning in because they're curious about it as well.
And then they get it here and it's like a fucking car accident.
And they're like, what the fuck?
Jesus man, god how many people were involved?
And that's my, that's my only fucking, I've no fucking money.
usually I have 10k
better Neal Mohan is playing around with the numbers
I have to go to negative 244 because that is why I like it
has this actually wonderful run
she's got this
Oh, that's a good idea.
Okay.
So right now, I had to go to 250.
250, and negative 144.
Fuck it!
Oh God.
Oh my God, I almost died.
Oh my God, I don't know food.
Why do you know what to tell me that?
Guys
I was supposed to run cuz that
Jesus, Chad
See something say something
Fuck
$250.
$150.
Am I going to earn a gold?
Wait, what?
What?
What are I have gold?
What?
Okay, I'm at negative, I'm at
Okay, all right as long as it'll fall into like a giant fucking pit and die I should be fine
I think it's like, why value 30.
Yes!
No!
How is it possible?
I'm in exact overlord ports.
I'm confused my opponent by getting diamonds.
I'm going up!
It was 50%.
No, it was 97.5% chance.
it says another core is negative 144 251 have a 97.5% chance to hit
Oh my god.
I'm not fucking drawing what you do that you need this.
Okay, I'm 50 blocks away.
Okay
Oh my god, I'm in fucking hole the kid
Jesus
I'm not going to do that.
No, no, no, no.
I'm actually so parched. My tongue feels dry.
What?
Is anyone else's tongue feel dry?
Did I just need to go lower?
and
as I went around
the
Let's march.
Let's go!
Nobody needs me for itsites in a row.
What wills the best?
No one!
Oh my god!
I
Was that talkative
I should have been a lot finding this strong
You guys know the rules?
10, I need all 60,000 guys over there on YouTube and if you're on twitch and if you're watching us in the
Vodlight around to subscribe legally, this is a concrete track. I don't need your money. I just need you to sell. You guys agreed to do it. Now you got to do it
Don't know see what's that well. GG's good luck in future matches likewise brother
And thank you for getting me into MCS R rings. Thanks for never for food
Your fight is admirable.
We'll climb the ranks together,
and finally,
fuckfinder.
That's the exact type of person I want to play against.
We will rise up against another rice!
Let's go, Moshe!
Their time is coming!
it won't be me I know won't be me I feel like the father of Alexander the great
I'm gonna burst somebody who will take them down I know won't be me I've built a
massive going in army like nobody's ever seen before somebody will pilot it
to perfection to take down those never right fucks I know it what you guys
watch right now two years from now they're gonna call the Ludwig Boone you're
gonna be best Minecraft player in the fucking world and I cannot wait for that
data to come. I'll watch everyone here games.
Well, the bar you guys even something around you too?
Are you guys even falling up here under the bargain?
I said everybody's got a sub if I won the game.
You
put down
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, God.
This is so fucked, I'm gonna have to do it with more pearls, I don't have enough lobby,
That's the biggest issue right now. I'm gonna hobby and I don't have enough pearls.
In fact, I don't even know what I got from those trades. I didn't get string.
Okay, I have the exact time to get them more. Fuck me.
Check chess, I already litu them all.
All right, run a back.
I'm a bit out of the eye.
Round two.
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven, and I'd just be on my click.
I'm gonna pour this fell.
She's gonna bet.
I shouldn't have gone up.
Fucking bad dad dude.
as long as you're okay so I need I need the pearls to have lived absolutely obviously but I also need
I also absolutely need the gold if the gold's gone it's GG and I guess we've got a reset the gold
I'm also recently going to run this car on a new car zone.
There's a cover for me in here.
Twenty-fuck.
This is a struggle fest between large, large baboon and myself.
Oh no!
All my gold might be getting fucking eaten up by shhh.
My gold blocks.
Oh, that'd be horrible.
They could be trading my gold blocks right now.
But they're not.
Okay, brother.
It's like I enjoy falling.
I have 10 gold blocks for enough pearls.
I'm looking at my pearls, okay my opponent's in the fortress. I gotta go.
Mike and the HPS is such a fucked robin'
I should've just got that.
I fucking mattered.
I have to reset that.
I just got that.
There's no way, man.
There's no way.
I literally thinking, hey, you know what would be sick.
I will go through, and I'll make myself a bridge to the bash and that way I can get their quicker.
I gotta keep my...
Ender pros on my hop bar at all times. That is my main takeaway from this.
Oh my god bro, that is devastating.
Bro, that is devastating.
I was actually playing decent for a little bit until I was not playing decent even a little
bit.
the
soldiers are the most rabid creatures in the game
like that they're just a genuine malice in evil in the heart
through sub-20 run
Uh, I mean, I threw a lot more than that.
If you're a dog, you're a dog.
You're a dog.
Guys, fuck off, fuck off guys, fellas, for fuck's sake, fuck off, man, sheets!
This is ridiculous.
You guys fall, man.
I just want full HP going in.
What are you going here?
How do you...
How is there a start?
Fucking pillager!
I can't do it.
Well, I can't do it.
She'll want you.
One two three four five six seven.
I don't have enough of that.
There we go.
Never give up, Guy.
Did I reset this? Is that the only way?
I'm trying to think about this show works.
and
it's one to
okay
I
do you think I can let this game?
I
almost
believe
look my opponent's at a rough day
I think if something else goes wrong
which
this city's a bit curse
I think I might win
Do the op mechanically I am abysmal.
I didn't think they could jump up there, bro.
Never give up!
But maybe a second draw, but we'll hit the towers.
Come on, man.
You're still searching for this bitch.
It can't be going that well for you.
Come on, bro.
Come on, man, I can't be going that good for you, bro.
It's not that fast and blue, Charles has got a bad, man.
I just got a bad, bro.
to the walks of shame that I've run our
innumerable
I don't know what death number this is it's gross number
this is easily the worst one I call nice
do why are so many piglins out here now
I actually think we can win with my whole chest.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, I should just go for the level god I should get to the fucking fortress.
I was so scared that at that time too far.
Why did I lose last time 100, bro?
Uh, gotta be down like there, I think.
It was definitely this way, I think, when I piedard.
Do you remember correctly?
This is a bit far.
Good luck, Lobby. Can't wait for the 5k.
5k, it is coming.
Fabiery eighth.
The 5k run for a cure for a cause.
I don't think so.
and
that
they're the 40 if it's up
they very much clono
I appreciate that very much
okay
We are trying to throw up on it.
Fuck!
Where is it?
Okay, okay, let's clear out the inventory.
I only have four beds.
Okay, slide issue.
figured out the long run.
Okay, that is any one more.
Our cords are negative 162.86.
So that's this way.
And that way.
of
a
time to give me some fucking hype shit roll
yeah
I'm not gonna be here.
Let's live at our Pearl Usage.
Guys, what was it?
Negative 1-66 here.
86.
I'm gonna fucking run one of those for the fans.
I've been one substitute
But we're past one okay reason to risk it up
Yeah, yeah, this is 86 so just this right now
This is negative one substitute
And then that's 86 right there
Let's go!
Oh my god, I have to see this guy's in the plane because I went, what felt?
Okay, to me, I felt like I was walking through
trench warfare in World War I. So what the fuck happened to this guy that he was still
struggling as much as me?
46 minutes. I was up by a minute 20 going into another. I was up by a
minute going to Bastard. I had a 19 minute deficit going into the fortress.
I cut that down to 17 minutes and I was about to enter the stronghold in regain that 17 minute lead that he had.
All right, Tim, come on music.
Just for reference, y'all. Okay, just to put into fucking perspective for a moment. How insane?
I died at one, two, three, four, five, six, seven times.
I died seven times.
I fall reset my run, right here.
So really the run and I still died so many times.
All right, now let's pull my opponent's timeline.
How many times do we think he died, Chad?
Be real, how many times do we think he died?
I feel like I had less times than I do.
Well, good timing.
They only died twice!
What?
They died twice!
Okay, I have to see what happened.
All right.
So run starts, and it's pretty standard.
Now again, I got into another before them,
but they're actually a little more diligent than me,
because I only came into the another,
I think it was like 12 planks.
I'd ridiculously low amount of planks.
Ooh, they couldn't find the lava pool.
They went past the pillager outposts
to try to find the lava pool.
This is when they sent me a change seed request.
Now they found the lava pool,
unfortunately, pillagers fall you to the end of time,
so they had to fight like four pillagers,
which they did.
And with the food they have,
their left is gonna be pretty miserable.
Now, they instantly go the wrong way here.
I don't know what's bike they saw.
They dig down.
They're going, this is the wrong way.
This is just the wrong way completely.
Wait!
They're in check.
my Minecraft crashed GG's Mr. Wig, your Minecraft crashed, but we're about to watch your run.
So like notice respects, okay? If you're lying, like we're gonna see exactly what happened pal.
You don't know what I mean? We're gonna see exactly what happened up at the bottom.
Okay, so you make it to the bash and you're a minute behind you right now.
How does your bash and go? Because mine went pretty fucking horrendously.
Uh, it seems like your treasure bash and route is pretty good.
You forgot to break off the block for these tickets to get in, but they somehow managed to get in regardless.
Oh, what?
and
a
okay you know I I
all
if it makes you feel better I also died
perling
I also died perling so I believe I
believe what happened
is
let's enter the POV for a moment
you are large large baboon
everything I need let's go. And then it's like, okay, I'm going to purl. I'm assuming is it a limb
purl? Yeah, it must have just been a limb purl. And everything falls into the lava.
Does he world reset? He does. So we have a full reset at minute 10. So it looks like both of us
went for a full reset. So let's just catch back up to speed. Okay, we are now back at the same
points, it is nine minutes later. So you're able to achieve the same results in roughly the same time.
Although this time you for some reason decide what is this. You just have to go down here. You
had a pearl hang. Oh, you wanted to piter. I see. You wanted to piter. So you broke this spawner.
I think that's what you shouldn't do the first time as well. It must have been. So anyway, you get the
You break it, you pie it out, you're trying to find the fortress.
You find the fortress successfully at minute 21.
Bear in mind, this is a 43-minute gain.
Now you have to find the spawner and lucky you get like five strays.
Still can't find the spawner.
Really taking your time to find the spawner.
There we go, we find the spawner a few minutes later.
And now it is time...
Hungry set...
Because we have no food...
Oh, you're even doing the T and T is a break. Look at you!
Look at you! Bro!
Damn, I don't do that!
Oh, what the fuck happened? What? Sorry.
Oh my god, you killed yourself.
Oh, no dude
The way they're got him. Well, okay, here's a habit
He's fighting this guy here
He drops down
Doesn't see that there's another skeleton. That's fine. Runs over here the weird thing
Is he that's from fall damage right there. That's a fall damage death
Now, he might have died from the nuthus going to hit regardless, but he reset the world again at minute 27.
Oh, no, dude. I think if he had stayed on the fortress, he would have been in a better spot.
Because I think his stuff would have been retrievable. Clearly, I guess he saw something burned that he didn't like.
All right, let's fast forward again to minute 10.
For some reason, you were slower your third time around.
I guess maybe just a bit of trying to rush the pace.
You also forgot where the fortress was, which is a bit unfortunate.
Yeah, you just totally blanked where the fortress was.
And you find it?
Okay, and you're back to the same spot.
It is minute 42 now.
Okay.
You kill your blazes.
You extend the area and then you blind to find a stronghold and right here when you go for your first eye.
Actually, the exact same time you go for an Ninja Brainbot, your computer crashes.
the exact same time your computer crashes. So it looks like I was in the lead.
Bye.
Because at that point, oh, actually, no, I'm not in the lead.
Oh, we're exactly, we're not exactly time. I'm probably like,
a minute in a half ahead, maybe,
because it gives you like a minute to come back.
So although you left at 45, I got to play for another full minute before it did kick you out
What is that portal? I don't want to talk about it bro. I was like a minute and a half head
I had all the rods and I had already located the stronghold. Yeah
And right here I was about to blind to it. I was on the exact chords
I would have been a good I don't know if I would have won though because I needed to go to a
I needed to go to a library, bad, I didn't have enough wool, I didn't have enough string or whatever, I didn't have enough wood, I had nothing, I had nothing, well, I'll take the dub, bro, I'll take the dub, guys, we are officially five games away from gold.
We managed to hit Iron 3 today.
We managed to get to Iron 3 today.
We started today, Iron 2, and we climbed all the way to Iron 3.
Really, really impressive.
Really proud of our gameplay today.
Like, honestly, you know, you got to think we were literally.
Iron 2.
And of the day, Iron 3, that's a streak.
I want to show you guys a graph real quick though.
And I just want you guys to appreciate what I do for y'all, about a week ago, I changed
my account name from Ludwigoggan to Findberg Airlines and I played games offline, and
I climbed from coal to all the way to Iron 3, and at that time I decided, hey, you know what,
it might be fun to show off my iron to gold journey,
at least the finale of it online,
you know, like play the placement games online.
I want you to guess, I'm not gonna tell you,
I want you to guess, where on this chart do you think
I started streaming my games?
Because this is all offline and this game right here was the last offline game I played three days ago.
In this, in the past few days, are all of the online games that I've been blind.
So you're clip farming.
That is not no.
I am being taught.
No, but take away something I'm clip farming.
The takeaways that I'm being targeted.
Okay.
Whatever.
Lakers win record be like
Tim, buddy, like I'm the one that pays you not them
I'm going to go to bed.
I appreciate y'all hanging out with me today.
Today was a fun stream.
We hit 14,000 subs.
Thank you everyone who subscribed today.
I appreciate that.
And thank you everyone on YouTube who watched.
I don't know why the fuck there was 70,000 people watching.
That I think YouTube, I think YouTube's algorithm like ran out of shit today.
I mean, that must be it.
I think they just dead ass ran out of shit to show people and they're like, yeah, a lot of
it's probably a lot of stuff.
So, you know, I thought you guys will be here tomorrow because the algorithm won't send you this
way, but I appreciate you being here today.
It's very nice to you guys tomorrow.
I'm going to be live around 2 o'clock for a bit of shit chat before the 230 rocket league.
How many streamers does it take to be to pro stream?
After that, we are going to gold and I should have about eight hours to achieve that.
I desperately want to hit gold before I go to China.
I desperately want to do it.
I do not want to deal with getting to gold after I get back.
I just don't want to do it.
I want it to be done with.
So I can move on and focus on other shit.
I'm going to try this week y'all.
Road to Empress.
I'm so fucked by the way.
They sent me the script for Road to Empress.
I'm not a lot of league.
It's two minutes.
filled with ancient poems and tongue twisters, bro, it's not happening.
It's not happening. I don't know who they think. I am.
What is road to Empress check my YouTube channel. I got a video about it. It's a great video to be on us.
Anyway, boys, I'm out.
Thank you all for watching.
I appreciate it very much.
I'll be back alive again in 12 hours.
I have to wake up in 7 hours.
Oh my god.
I'm looking for the fucking idiot, Chunkis.
That will kind of reach on this.
All right, good bye all good bye everybody have a good night everyone
Play me out in
Play me out brother
Read fun bird time we're gonna fuck it's a bed
What is you what go to bed
is a wake
playing the x-cuses
I'm gonna raid
actually I'm gonna raid
I'm gonna raid my boy
C.D.L.B.A.
who is doing a soul link
and does lock
with
a
All right, good night, bro.
Tomorrow, drama free and gold filled.
That's the gold boys.
Peace on.