What up chat you hear me all right chat? What up? What up? What up? What up? What up?
What is up, everybody?
What is up?
How we doing?
Tim, you here?
You're late?
I'm here now.
You're late. Well, I figured
how the set of works. Took me a
bit. I'm here now. What you guys
That's here! That's here, y'all! I showed up! He's here, everybody!
Tim, you play music through your end, by the way. Actually, shit. Do I have the over-life thing here?
Where's Tim? Tim! Tim? Tim, can you send me the overlay thing? I actually don't think I have it here.
Can you send it to QD on Discord? Tim! Tim! Tim!
Is it this leg here?
Wait, hold up.
Does this work?
If this works, I might be a god.
I think it likes flying and maybe actually, and I don't need to say anything, maybe your
coats.
Oh.
Wait, what if your coats?
That could be the, Mike's really bad.
Guy who doesn't understand that a mic behind me doesn't sound as good.
So we're going to work on you, we're going to work on you.
Ah, I get it.
This is the microphone.
So when I'm in front of it, it's works better.
Okay, dude, I don't know.
If you was that thing that babies get, object permanence.
Brother, that's going to change your whole fucking world.
That's going to change your whole, when you unlock object permanence, shit's going to,
He's gonna go crazy.
Wait, check this out.
Check this out.
Seriously.
Pick up.
All right, Chad, what is up?
What is up, Chad?
Chad, welcome back to the stream, y'all.
Welcome back to the fuck I tightened the camera angle.
What is up?
How you doing?
Where's Minecraft and there's Minecraft today?
Whoa, hold up.
Can we stop the fake fan alert?
We talked yesterday about how there's no Minecraft today.
That's a fake fan alert. Strike number one. Two strikes of demerits. Three demerits I
kill you. That's actually a threat. So yeah. Gotta work on that. I lost my earbuds. Can
you come find them? I am anti-airpods. I'm leaving. Airpod nation has lost me. Any wireless
Air Buds have lost me. I have quit. I have quit the wireless headphone train. I'm on the wired train.
I'm on the wired train, y'all.
Performative pause. Let's do a quick rewind through my buds over the past six years.
Was I wearing wired headphones in every single one? Yes, I was. Hold up, I've been doing it. I've known it in six damn years!
Where's my credits?
I've been rocking wired headphones for god knows how long, all of a sudden god damn Kamala Harris, I don't know why I slurred him like that.
name like that. Kamala Harris says that it's fucking cool to do, and everyone's fucking
doing it. Aaron Rodgersman's dick out with wired headphones.
Camelto Barrens, I don't know, I wanted to say it. It was in my head, I had to get it out.
Guys, focus on what we're doing today. Hey, seriously. Okay, guys, here's the deal. I did a stream
Okay, it's a little warm. I'm gonna try not to drop the heat. Hold up! It's a little warm.
Shade!
Warm it in or I'll just get it fixed. Alright. Okay, where we at?
What up?
Finally, some quiet.
Okay.
So, that's what you say when I'm gone.
Okay, this...
I'm excited for this stream.
I came hungry today.
I came hungry with an appetite.
And today, I hope I like what I eat.
Okay.
Okay, chat my mood today?
Seven out of 10, I'm a bit eepy.
I've been working too hard today.
When can I get a break, y'all?
You know what I'm saying?
I've been working too damn hard.
Who wants to hear about my day today?
Who wants to hear about it?
Oop, nope, well, I'm doing it anyway.
Guys, my day today, my day today.
You're not gonna believe it.
I woke up 9.45, fuck me, but bear in mind I went to bed at 1.30, okay, that's eight
hours, but barely, that's barely eight hours, okay, so that's for one, for two, okay, then
I got a meeting, okay, meeting on five, then I have the yard, I'm 15 minutes late, okay,
Why? Because my hair looks like shit.
It looks like a Lego piece and this morning it looks like a worse Lego piece.
So I was about to walk out the door, but I have a big shoe today. I can't leak it yet.
I'll have a big shoe today. You're gonna be like, you're gonna like what I shot today.
What I shot today, you're gonna like. Okay? I shot something today. God damn. It's probably the greatest thing you could shoot.
Okay, then the damn greatest thing you could shoot.
Casting couch. I did not shoot a man. I did not shoot a man. I was not a shoot, like a
video shoot. Anyway, then we do the yard. We're going good. Good app. Then we had the secret
shoot. Took like three hours and change. And Aiden was a real piece of shit the whole time.
Then, I go home, get this, took a nap, I was tired, now I'm here.
Can you believe the day I had?
Fuck me.
That's tough.
That's tough, that's a tough day.
Hold up.
See a lot of people yapp about the 5K still?
I've already said I'm doing the 5K.
Here's the thing, bro.
I told Aiden in confidence when he asked me before I lost, he said are you going to do the 5k?
I said no to his face, I'm not doing that.
And then he fucking goes on his podcast because he has no value to add, because it's a zero value ad podcast.
All they do is they go, fuck, bro, that shit that happened in Minneapolis, fuck, man.
Oh, god, fuck.
And then the podcast ends and so they're trying to fill fucking time. So what do they do? They besmirch me
That's it. That's literally the fucking pod. And so, oh, I'm sorry. I forgot
Ha fuck
By the way, this is brought to you by adobe acrobat. Are you somehow struggling with PDFs in?
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Ah, fuck, bro. Anyway, a lot of things not to do it. I'm doing the 5k, bro.
I'm literally doing it. Like, what are we talking about, man?
Piss me off.
This shit pisses me off. You're 20 gifted.
Hold up, I can't see your name. The screen's too far. Am I? Eyes are getting worse.
Am I? And your pod be like poop and butt.
Yes! Yes! That's a great pod!
What a great, what a great product we make!
Fuck me, what a great product we make.
Here's the deal, bro.
You tuning to the Yard podcast?
That's a great commute.
It's heal, it heals is what it does.
My podcast heals is what it does.
Okay, sorry.
Sue me, block me up, I'm a healing creator.
Can we get to the content?
Nathan, I'm, can I not whine about my very difficult day?
Like, what's the deal here?
YouTube chat, you're a little too,
you didn't tune into a video, you tuned into a live stream.
Okay?
In through the nose, out through the mouth.
You're a little on edge today, Nathan.
It's throwing everybody off.
You're fucking up the vibes right now.
The YouTube chat, uh-oh, and I've stopped
reading YouTube chat.
Thank Nathan for that one, we're on to a chat.
He reads YouTube chat.
I tried to, the fuckers like Nathan ruined the vibe,
and now I'm out.
What do you want from me?
Literally a guy with his government name
and then two numbers to signify what year he was born in.
What's up with that by the way?
Well, you can choose any username you want
and you pick your whole ass name.
Why, what happened there?
Did you make a Google Plus account?
You can change it, you know?
I don't know, the guy called Ludwig Ogren.
I don't know, change it.
Seriously.
Anyway, here's the deal.
Boys, today I have assembled 19 YouTuber products.
Because here's the deal, a lot of YouTubers
have been making new things.
Let's try to start it a few years ago.
Facebook was taking off, yada, yada, yada.
Now everybody has to have their own branded product.
My problem is I think a lot of them are shit.
I think a lot of them are white label products
where they slap on an influencer's name,
they jack up the price,
but because the influencer says,
buy people buy, and that's the day.
That's what people do.
And I'm here to find out the truth.
I wanna separate the sweet from the slap.
Okay, and I'll tell you by the end of this,
if any of these are actually worth buying,
or if you should only buy it if you like the YouTuber
or there's actually some hot shit.
So that's what we're doing here today.
We're making a tier list.
Tier lists are back on the menu, boys.
Isn't your B'day also weight-label product
from a go-to distributor?
Yes, but I added zero markup from the distributor's price
and then I stopped doing it
because I felt bad about it.
Uh-oh, hold up.
Is he consistent with his morals?
Pause.
Hold up, sounds like he is.
Sounds like he is.
I didn't have a price hike.
There was no price hike.
Let the record show.
That was cutie in my chat typing jelly wait.
Aren't you live right now?
Do you have stuff to do?
Who gave me 10 deep thumbs Twitch by the way, I saw that.
And I kinda liked it.
How have you done this before?
Yes, I have.
I've done this before, but since then,
there's been new products that have dropped
and also some products that I missed last time
that people told me about.
So if you were curious about some larger brand names
like Feasibles or Lunchly, there's a video that I did
about like a year ago, you can watch.
This one's gonna be a whole host of new products
that I wasn't able to tackle.
So same idea, different products.
Anyway, let's get to it by going over what each tier means.
because obviously in the tier list, the tier's definition is what will dictate where they go.
All right. Excuse me. So let's start first with our S tier. Now here's the deal. An S tier product
is going to be very rare. We might see one, we might see none. There might not be a single S
tier product. An S tier product means it is literally a must buy. I am stamp of approval
giving my vouch telling you, I think you should spend your money on it. It should be rare. It
should be rare. It means it has to be so beyond every other product in its class that that I'm
pushing you towards it. All men being thinking it's 10 gifted subs. S tier is a rare tier. A tier
is the tier most of you probably think about. Is it better if I like to offer on my way?
Is this better you think? Maybe a little too shadowy? Maybe a little too shadowy?
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Stick with me now, stick with me now.
Hold up, stick with me now. How's this? How's this for size? And then let me close this because
Does it look like a weird scary thing to help?
How's this, how's this for size?
I think it's kind of better, no?
Ah, that's kind of better.
Alright, hold up, this is lights off?
Lights on.
One or two, this is two, this is one.
This is two, this is one.
A lot of people saying on.
Alright, I'll turn it on for you.
Okay, A tier product means that it is better than other products in its class, okay?
These are not graded against each other.
There's no real value in comparing the hot, honey-baked beans versus queso's raiment noodle
soups.
They're not really comparable products.
So what I'm actually doing it is comparing it to something I would get in a grocery
or that's comparable, aka a normal cup ramen or a normal can of beans, right? That's the idea here,
okay? So eight-year means it would be better than cup ramen. It is a better product. Maybe there
are some drawbacks still, maybe it's slightly more expensive or whatever, but I think it's generally
a better product, okay? And it's not something I'm telling you to go out and get because, you know,
maybe I'm not that big of a fan of instant noodles or whatever it is, but it's better than
and alternatives, all right?
B tier on par.
This is on par now, all right?
So we take the hot sauce as an example.
We've got a hot sauce as we're trying today.
A B tier hot sauce means, man,
it's as good as a regular hot sauce you get, okay?
It has an influencer's name attached.
Maybe that makes you like it more, right?
That's the whole point.
It's a marketing angle.
The influencer is someone you like,
so you're gonna get their thing.
Well, it's about as good as the normal thing.
So it's not that crazy of an idea to buy it.
I think it'd be fine to buy if you'd like it,
even if it's slightly more expensive
because they don't have the logistics
of some of the larger manufacturers.
So B tier on par.
C tier, now we're a little bit worse.
It's worse than the average product, okay?
Maybe it's massively more expensive,
which is why I'm putting it to C tier.
It's not totally valueless,
but there's really no point in getting this
outside of a one-off little gimmick, right?
It is a one-off to try it, you really shouldn't be getting.
You can get better shit for cheaper while you do it.
See, Tier?
Not a big fan of it.
And then finally, F Tier,
it's honestly a stain on the reputation of the creator
for even creating it in the first place.
Having made this product makes them a worse person.
It's a bad, bad thing, man.
It's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's a bad product
and it's a stain on the reputation for making it.
Okay, it is slot for the little cows.
And the only reason they're doing it
is because they're getting a paycheck
because they slapped their name on it
and some fools are gonna buy it.
That is what F tier is.
So now we understand our tiers,
we can go through the products we have today.
These are all going to be to some extent edible products.
All right, that's kind of the theme of this one.
Everything here can be eaten, consumed in some way,
shape, or form, right?
Baring degrees, opposite of between hot sauce and cereal,
needs to get the idea.
This is all going in my mouth today, okay?
Now, one thing I gotta do right now before we go any further
is I need to order my chicken wings.
I need to order my chicken wings for my hot sauce.
Let me make sure I'm not missing anything else,
but I think that's it actually.
I think if I just get the chicken wings, I'm good.
All right, so, let me make sure I work first, let me wash my hands for anything, all right,
Now the very first thing I want to start with are my caffeinated beverages.
We have some teas and we have some coffee.
However, I'm going to wait just a little bit to touch on those and I'm first going
to tackle what's probably going to be the thumbnail for this out of respect for people
who click into the video.
A lot of people click in just to see the flashy item.
In this case, of course, we'll get some more clicks than MrBeast.
So we got MrBeast who made a new product.
Shocker, Mr. Beast, he's got another product.
He's going kind of crazy.
I think now, what does he have now?
He has, he's got Feast of Vols.
He's got his milk drink.
He's got his candies.
He's expanding the empire.
He's got Lunchly.
I forgot about Lunchly.
Anyway, he dropped a new product
and a collaboration with Jack Lynx.
Now, I don't really know if this is just
straight-up Jack Lynx, or if it's like a slightly different product, but we have Mr. Beast's
original flavor beef mini sticks in partnership with Jack Lynx.
Okay?
It is.
It is what?
Is it?
Oh, I'll tell you in a bit.
I'll tell you in a bit if it's just straight-up Jack Lynx.
We have both flavors here.
It's Mr. Beast's original and Mr. Beast's turkey mini sticks.
This is a bit of a weird one because obviously MrBeast is so big that his product is, like
he's able to work with I think the largest meat stick distributor in the world.
I'm just probably not anyone bigger than Jack Link's.
So it's not like a product that's necessarily white labeled, they wanted both her names
on it, but still on the list still going to try it out, so let's give it a shot.
For context, this entire bag costs $10, it comes with 12 sticks, it's actually a pretty
decent price.
I'm not surprised by that.
MrBeast has the best logistics of any YouTuber because he has the access to like the biggest
companies around him.
So not too surprised here.
We got Jack Lynx, it's probably going to be the cheapest relative thing here.
It's actually cheaper at some locations. Yeah, I'm going with my pricing.
I'm going with my pricing. I live in Los Angeles, California.
It's probably going to be a little more expensive than some other people, but you know, it is what it is.
It is expensive. I'm not going to lie. This is cheap.
I don't know why you guys are, this is not expensive.
Who's that? That's Tricia. It's QD's assistant.
Guys, relax.
Chill. Why'd you guys instantly just get like stressed out?
That was, that was, relax.
Okay, cutie, what are you, you're not helping.
You're not fucking helping here.
Anyway, this is cheap.
This is like, let's just be very clear.
This product is cheap.
Anyway, we got Mr. Beast's original beef mini stick,
made with 100% beef.
Let's give it a taste.
I think it's just Jack links with Mr. Beast's face on it.
I think it's just straight up.
I've had a few Jack links and I think it's like there's zero change.
It just happens to have his face on it.
I guess I don't know what I was expecting.
Hmm.
They're okay.
Here's the deal, like, as a product, Jack Link's are probably a B-tier product.
I think Jack Link's, for me, exist exclusively as a road trip snack.
It's a road trip snack.
I don't want something that's like too calorically dense, something that's too sweet.
I want a little protein on this ride.
I'll get some fucking jack on this one.
I usually probably go for the more jerky type than the meat sick type.
I think the meat sticks always tastes a bit too salty.
I don't know, it's probably equally salty too.
The meat sticks, I don't like as much.
I don't like the texture.
I think it's a little too soft.
I prefer like the hard,
yeah, maybe oily is the right word too.
So I usually prefer running with the jerky version,
but it's a B tier product.
What I'm actually interested about are the turkey sticks.
Because here's the deal, the macros are these insane.
Now the jack lints are fine.
Okay, it's really high in fats, really high in salt.
Each stick is 65 calories and you get six grams of protein.
So like 10 calories per gram of protein, that's all right.
It's pretty good, but you know, it's a little high in fat.
The turkey one, okay, get this, one stick, okay?
35 calories, eight grams of protein.
And that is now we're talking what, 25, excuse me,
2.5 grams of protein for 10 calories, that's pretty,
that's pretty nuts.
And it has much less salt,
like almost half as much salt per stick,
and then a third as much fat.
So the macros are crazy.
Like this is genuinely, like if you have two of these,
this is like a pretty good snack.
So I've never tried the turkey version.
I'm going in assuming,
It's probably gonna taste a little worse.
So let's try it out here.
Smell it, Turkey.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Okay.
You can tell.
You can tell there's less fat.
What does less fat do?
It makes it taste a little worse.
More importantly, dry.
Bone dry.
It's kind of bone dry.
I'm not surprised by this.
It's just a stick of turkey with water and capsulated lactic acid and 2% less of flavor,
salt-granulated garlic, cultured celery, extract, beef cauldron casing.
So it's not going to be the most delicious thing.
It's still not bad.
I think...
There is no arke.
What's going on YouTube chat.
What's going on?
Because Nathan was a motherfucker you guys are.
spamming pink waving hands. I would say MrBeast's meat is beatier. He got beatier meat. It's
not bad. I think it's on par with competitors in the category because in a way it literally
is the biggest player in the category. But it's not a tier. I don't think it's like far
in a way better. It's definitely not seatier. I would go for it again, but I'm probably not
going to be like a regular consumer of either of these. Having said that, if you were to try one,
check out the turkey stick because, again... Oh, I got the math wrong, by the way.
It's 35 calories for one stick, but 4 grams of protein.
And then this one is 65 calories for 3 grams of protein.
That is much worse.
Hi, how you doing, Jack?
Beats here!
Beats sticks go in beats here.
I didn't realize it was per two sticks.
I got the fucking numbers wrong.
And they gave it to you per two sticks, not for one stick.
All right.
Beats here, and let's go to our next product, same category.
These are premium jerky from Beefcake Jerky Co.
I'm actually not, is the YouTuber just called Beefcake?
Is this part of this?
Hold on, let me make sure.
It's Flare. Well this is from Flare.
Yeah it is.
See I don't know if you can pull this up, but Flare is a wildlife YouTuber.
Their most popular video is Bullfrog hunting with Walmart's cheapest beady gun.
Their second most viewed video is Idiots take guns at ice fishing.
But it's a lot of hunting.
Shooting, okay.
Bass Pro fishing shop in YouTube channel form.
Some good old American YouTube.
And they decided to come out with their own beef jerky.
We got a lot of it here.
So I'm going to try to find the flavors that I think I would like the most because I think
it'll give you the most honest review.
Something I don't really like.
Like for example, I'm not a huge fan of pork-based turkey.
I think it's kind of icky.
So I'm gonna avoid the pork ones.
I'm gonna stick with more beef.
I guess this one's good.
Let's go with beef original.
Beef original.
Now let's just look at this.
We got nine grams of protein per serving,
80 calories per serving.
One serving is one ounce.
Each bag is two and a half ounces.
What's the price on this?
Price does matter. Now, Dirk is generally expensive.
Okay. One... Oh, is that right? One bag is $9.
One bag is $9.
So, for everyone saying MrBeast's meat sticks were expensive, I mean, their meat sticks are about $2.50 a pot.
But I'm not... I'm not... I don't balk at that.
I think it's, I think it's, it's about what you expect.
Jerky's expensive, meat's expensive generally as a snack.
Because it has very little additives.
So I'm not too surprised with that.
Let's give it a shot.
Smells good.
This is an original beef.
Let me see all that.
That's pretty good.
Okay, why don't you just write a letter we are giving Charlie Kersh today, what's that
mean?
What does it even mean?
Can chat be on screen?
Ask Tim, not me.
This is good.
This is good jerking.
I like this.
Let's go to another flavor before I make a decision.
Do I go hot and spicy or pepper chat?
Which one do I go with?
Pepper?
I think you're right, yeah, I think you're right, let's go pepper.
The original taste, I don't know what, like there was a meat smoker in 1920 who dictated
what every original flavor tastes like, it tastes like this one.
It's not my favorite flavor to be honest, I always find it a little too sugary, I don't
like the amount of sugar in that one.
This one has the same amount of sugar, but I hope it tastes a little less sugary.
Hmm. Okay.
It's not as peppery as it likes. I think it's actually...
Come here.
Maybe a little light on the pack?
It's pretty good, so.
For posterity's sake, I'm gonna try the pork teriyaki.
less sweet than I thought it'd be. I actually like it. That's actually a pretty good teriyaki.
It's a lot less sweet than I thought it'd be, it's also a lot less fatty than I think
a lot of pork jerky, a lot less chewy. So that's actually pretty nice. I mean, they
I got a gill.
Like straight up, they just nailed it.
Like, I don't think the only meat product
that I think I like more than this
is the one that I tried in the last video
where I tried a YouTuber product, it was dried beef.
Like literally just like dehydrated beef slices.
Now the downside for that product
is that it was insanely expensive,
but it was delicious.
This is probably like jerky-wise.
Like how does it go as you can get?
I feel like this is authentic, genuine A-turn.
If I'm on a road trip and I'm at the gas station
and I'm seeing all the jerks, give me Flare Me.
Give me their jerky.
I think they nailed it.
It delivers exactly what you expect, the price point's not too crazy, and I think it tastes good, I'm going A tier.
A tier for the jerk, and I believe we have one final jerky. This bag looks insane, but I have to show you this.
I don't know why so many YouTubers are selling meat.
Okay here's the next meat, the bag is not awesome, this is hype.
The brain is called copes?
Well, let me make sure I'm, oh, the camera's so fine.
I didn't actually know, yeah, so, hot mind.
Is this a V-Hivemind?
It is, right?
Did I lose the centering of this camera, by the way?
Is it better?
Is it fine?
It feels a bit off still.
I feel like it needs to be like right, you know, maybe like that, like the centering's
fine or excuse me, the angle's fine.
So apparently, Hivemind has some jerky.
I don't even know they have fucking jerky.
jerky. I have mine in the music channel. They got some jerky. I don't know if they're, it
seems like they're working with the jerky company to create this, but either way, we're gonna rate it
all the same.
Okay, comes in a vacuum sealed bag.
Just going through the macros real quick. There are none on the bag.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, this looks like jerky you would see at a gas station that's local
to the area.
You know one of them jerky bags that have zero counterfeit information, it just has
the ingredient list.
This game, this is Bucky's, that's a good way to put it.
Bro, this is Bucky's jerky.
This is the jerkies you see at Bucky's.
I'm not even 100% convinced that they didn't go to Bucky's buy this and then just repackage it in their own package.
It's possible.
It comes out a damn sheet.
Look at, you can see through that's how...
Look at this.
Look at that. All right, see you in a bite.
The flavor is sweet and spicy.
I'm not sure.
What?
Got you.
Got you, Shed.
Hmm.
Okay.
I like the spice on it.
The bite is crazy.
The bite is kind of crazy here, I won't lie.
This turkey is made in the sticks of Indiana.
It's one of the best I ever had when I'm on tour.
Beef jerky is also a stable part of the road diet.
So I know what makes it a good one.
a good one. Enjoy and let me know how it is. That was the description for this.
I'm gonna be honest, this is my least favorite drink I've had today.
I like the hot one guys. It's not bad, flavor-wise. I think it is like the most
accurate and potent to what they're describing. It is tough. It is this. This
This shit lowkey is this shit.
This shit look like alligator.
This shit tough like alligator.
It's just real tough.
It doesn't come cut up in easy to bite format.
Like this shit's tough, bro.
Now, this might be some people's couple.
Some people, and a lot of you guys are chat,
you guys might be on the road,
maybe you guys are truckers,
maybe you guys are warping as truckers.
That's how jerky should be.
You should all be able to be a part of my man.
It should take you three exits to bite through one piece.
Otherwise, that jerky's just for little sisters.
Maybe that's your thought.
And I have no shade on it.
Ultimately, I'm a man of my own personal taste.
Everything's subjected to my subjectivity.
But for me, this one's a seat here.
I'm a seat here.
It's by no means a rip off, it's by no means a bad product, but I would not jump for it
if I was trying to get jerky for my road trip.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes our jerky.
Let's move on!
Thank you for the trucker shout out.
I hope you pulled over to write that one.
I hope you pulled over to write that.
Now, you better pull over to write that message there.
Don't be texting, that's bad for you.
Ugh.
All right, next up, and I want to tackle this early
because it is already almost 8 p.m.
Next up, we got our caffeinated beverages.
And here's the deal.
We have quite a good bit of coffee here.
And we also even have a spot of tea.
So we're gonna give a shot.
I did a bit of coffee last time.
I believe last time I had Jacksepticeye's coffee,
I had Emma Chamberlain's.
People who were maybe less like in the coffee space as weird as that is to say.
Because this time we have, let's see if I can find it here.
We have coffee from probably the quintessential coffee YouTuber.
We have coffee from James Hoffman.
Now, if you don't know who James Hoffman is, that's fine, but he is what Magnus Mitbow
is to rock climbing YouTube to coffee YouTube.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Are you like getting a sense of respect he commands in that space?
He's kind of the guy.
Like think about your category of content creation being only coffee.
That's what he does.
He's guys been doing only coffee for probably like seven years at this point.
Only coffee.
That's a pretty tough market to be in, but he's been killing it.
He took a long time to release his own coffee brand.
The deal is most people who make a coffee company, a coffee brand, are just repackaging
different beans with their own name on it, whatever it is what it is.
This guy, I don't really feel like has the room to do that.
I'm almost, some someone just said it, and YouTube said it better be good.
That's kind of your, when somebody is an expert in that field and all of their content is
teaching you about that field, how to be more educated about it, et cetera, the expectation
for them is much higher than somebody who's just like, I'm trying to coffee out.
I have a lot of weak beans.
I'm trying to have a lot of weak beans.
I play Minecraft.
The expectations are on the floor.
So I wanted to try to take it somewhat serious as Courtney said.
So I'm gonna do a pour over and I have a whole set.
I got my Hario V60.
I got a grinder for some beans here.
We're gonna try to do it as well as we can.
Admittedly, I'm not the best barista,
but I'm not on the pour over.
So I feel like that should be good enough.
Now I'm wondering which coffee I should go for.
I might go for what's the most popular on the website.
So we have, this is for espresso,
this is filtered coffee,
this is for espresso,
and this is filtered coffee.
So I'd probably want the filtered coffee, yeah?
So let's ditch our espressos.
We have three options for filtered coffee.
This one is, well, it tells you when it was roasted.
It was roasted January 16th.
This was roasted for recently, January 16th of this year,
and it shipped from London.
That's like two weeks ago.
Okay, a washed process mix.
Okay, this is the filter blend.
I think I'm gonna go with the filter blend.
I don't know why it's calling to me.
I wanna look real quick.
The brand is called Square Mile and this one seems to be pretty popular.
Built on the same concept as a red brick espresso blend, the filter blend is a seasonal versatile
classic square mile. Sweet, balanced, medium-bodied, a kind, welcoming coffee to wake up to, offers
the perfect all-day, everyday brew, embodies everything we love about specialty coffee
and absolute delight. You'll want to keep a bag in the cupboard to stay stocked up and
always have a delicious coffee in the house. Whoa! Powerful. Okay, let's give it a sniff
test? It smells good. It smells like some good ass coffee. Okay, the one thing I
don't have for this, which should be fine, I have my blender, I have my pour
over, I'm Mario, I don't have a scale. So I'm kind of blind. You need a scale? You
You don't need a scale.
Okay, I had a poor over phase
and I gave up on the scale quickly.
I have paper.
You don't need a scale, dude.
It's tapes.
There's tape on it.
Oops.
Okay.
This seems good enough for a couple.
Okay, that's on an outlet.
Okay.
How does it blend?
How do I blend it?
Oh, yeah, that smells money.
That smells actually awesome.
Okay.
All right.
Now I have my pour-over set with coffee filters.
Okay, I also have, by the way, because I figured there's a universe that I fucked this up.
Luckily, I also have an espresso machine as my backup.
But I got really in a pour over, so I just want to give it a shot.
Alright, hold up.
I need some fresh water.
I guess I could just pour into a cup directly. You're actually not wrong about that.
Alright! How do I eat in?
Okay, this is my espresso maker, but I don't know if...
Okay, I can do that.
I have old beans in it.
I'm pouring out my old beans.
HURRY!
Hold up! Just gotta clean this up!
We're getting there.
Oh, yuck.
I've been a while since I used that one.
Yeah!
Don't mind me, Chad!
How you day going?
Let's do it.
Nico!
All good. All good. Just a bit of a spill.
Just a bit of a spill.
back together yet got it
Okay, I'm going to give it fresh water, and then I'm going to flush the system, and then
I'm going to run it for real.
Okay, so we're going to use the espresso beans on this one.
most popular is called Red Brick. Okay.
Okay, look, I'm telling you, we're going all out on this.
We're going all out.
A espresso machine could be broken.
Not a hundred percent about that.
Red brick, who turned Clifford on?
Sorry, just one moment, almost ready.
Just one second.
Okay, so we're ready for the pour over.
First step of the pour over, we got a bloom.
our coffee. So just just enough to get everything wet.
Just get everything wet.
Look at my barista, bro. My coffee is buns.
We're just letting it bloom, and we're actually going to pour this out.
I don't think you're supposed to drink the bloom, the bloom juice.
The bloom juice poured out, actually a little tip at home.
Put some hot water in the cup.
That'll keep your cup nice and hot.
It's just a little tip for you baristas at home.
Okay, looks properly bloomed.
I think we waited about 30 seconds there.
Now we're going to go for a little pour here, just
circular motions.
OK, great.
Then once it gets full, you go clockwise, spin it around.
So it's all flat, sharp counterclockwise.
When it fills with water, it goes up.
And then it starts going and you want to go flat you want to go down flat like so you can I mean
Like it looks money as fuck
I'm just gonna I'm not trying to
Distract the process too much
Just looks like real flat
Okay, we're gonna do that exact process three times.
Okay, uh, I'll hold, I'll hold a whole pop in the bag and I'll pour it out.
Okay.
Fuck.
I'll fucking hold a whole pop in the fucking bag.
Fuck, this resolution doesn't fucking work.
It doesn't fucking work.
I'm trying to fix the breast machine, it doesn't fucking work.
I'm just going to fucking beat you.
I'm going to get some water.
More, please, work.
So we're going to skip the coffee portions here for today.
It's a little bit late, so I don't want to have any coffee.
So skipping the coffee portion tonight, just because it's a bit, it's already about almost,
well, it's actually eight o'clock.
So yeah, we're going to skip that for tonight and you know, I'm going to in a future, I'm
going to future video.
I'm going to put that into the YouTube video just so we can really, you know, wrap up that
sort of shout out James Hoffman though.
I mean, it smells amazing.
Smells amazing.
But you know, it's a bit late, so we're just going to, we're just going to start there.
Get rid of that.
Never too late for a cup of tea though, you know what they say, it is never too late for
a cup of tea and good news for us, we have some today.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have something from a company called Keats & Co.
Keats & Co.
Hank Green.
Hank, perhaps you know him?
We have coffee from Hank Green.
Ooh, look at this.
Look at this.
No way to mess up a cup of tea.
But if there was, I would find a way.
We got Earl Grey, April Meadows Green.
We got Bright Star Breakfast Blend.
We got Moonlight Mint and Bloomin' Wild Black.
I think the mark of a great tea company is how well they do their Earl.
So let's run us some Earl grey tea to three to four minutes deep on this bad boy.
They're saying let's put one and a half teaspoons in.
Now conveniently I actually have a loose leaf tea bag so I can transfer the tea to this
bag so that it's not, well I don't really deal with any straining or anything here.
And it's same to use one and a half teaspoons.
So let's just grab our teaspoon measurements.
So this much, okay, then I transfer that to the baggie, and then a half, which is this
one. Let me dive back on in. And then, boom! There we go. One and a half teaspoons. Okay.
I'm just going to tie this baggy off so none leaks into that actual drink.
Alright, now let me get my cup.
Okay, so I was looking for a smaller cup, it actually recommends eight ounces of water,
which isn't that much to be honest.
watching the measuring spoon after using it tells me all I need to know. I'm not the one who's going to use it next.
Okay, it's in the cup and we're just going to fill this to basically the top a little under.
Okay. And then, chat, set a timer for four minutes so we can let that steep. In the meantime I'll just show you the, how do you see that?
That's a really pretty blue field, Earl Gray.
I hate the blue something in there.
Smells good.
Okay, so we're just going to wait for that tea, actually.
I didn't even use this because I have my own device. It actually comes with a tea strainer.
I didn't even see this. So I could have just put this in my cup. Called it a day. You know
what? I'll make another cup. I'll make another cup of...let's do the green tea.
It's just gonna blind the eyeball. It's not going to measure.
That's good enough.
And then this one actually needs to, uh...
Brew a bit cooler.
You're supposed to brew green tea a bit cooler, so I'm actually not even gonna...
I'm not even gonna reheat this water.
I'm just gonna pour in.
8 ounces worth. Keep it closed. Now we've got two teas we're waiting on. Set a timer
check for three minutes. You lazy MF'er? No, no, no, you just don't understand. So darker
teas, you're going to want to brew hotter, 205 degrees. Lighter teas, you want to brew
little cooler. You're just gonna you're gonna really bad if you really bad if you don't listen to that.
Okay so while we wait for these my wings are here.
Where are my leaves?
Oh, it's right there!
How are we doing on time, check?
40 seconds?
Alright.
We have three different hot sauce groups today, maybe actually four different hot sauce.
We have quite a few different hot sauce creators.
So we're going to save this here.
Alright.
Now we're doing it on a coffee blouse, I'm gonna wash my hands, make sure they're clean.
Four minute timer's up, okay.
If it's a bit early, that's fine, it was three or four minutes, I'm gonna pull the bag,
give it a little squeeze on the side as I bring it up.
Let's just give it a final stir here.
Okay.
Oh, so hot!
I thought I'd have a plane first.
But if I'm being honest with myself, I like a bit of milk in my tea.
I put no sugar in my tea the other time I was up.
Okay, so we can actually just pull this because it's the strainer.
Okay, and then just throw that in the sink for later.
That's a future Ludwig problem.
So give me a little bit of, that's perfect.
Okay, color test.
Color test, do you like your tea milk here?
Or thoughts?
I don't like my, this is my perfect.
I would put a drop more.
It should look like the color people would choose if they had to describe British food with one color.
Do you hear me?
That's good.
It's just watered down tea leaves and milk.
Yeah, I think you need to rip it with anything.
But you like to fucking move these, you're just moving pictures with noise, okay?
Nuts.
Like what?
You need to remember about fucking everything.
Oh you like me?
You eat me?
Oh you eat bovine extracts?
Like what?
Yes dude, fucking idiot.
It's tea.
It's pretty good.
It's a good aroma.
It's a bit light.
Well, that green tea is coming in stronger.
I'm surprised by that, to be honest.
Let's give it a splash
Milk and green tea no I'm drinking straight up
What is the milk police doing here?
I put milk in the black tea, everyone's like, good job.
You've done it again, good job.
I put in the green tea, it's like terrorists.
Don't let them around our children.
What the fuck?
Brother, the leaf is just a little bit lighter, you know?
Sorry.
What are we doing here?
I thought British people were still sleeping anyway.
Anyway, look, we have to get back to our tier list.
I haven't ranked something in a while.
I enjoy the tea.
I think it's pretty good.
I'm going to stick with my Earl Grey, actually.
All in all, I'm not thinking this, I think this is like on par with most teas.
I mean, I think it's a little nicer because it's a loose leaf.
It is a little nicer because it's a loose leaf, and you can see the quality of the leaves.
You can smell it.
Let's look at the price real quick.
It's $20 for 20 servings is how they label it.
$1 a servant. I would say in the proceeds do go to charity. It is more expensive than
normal tea. The proceeds go to charity. There's a lot of factors to consider. You need personally.
I think it's a beat here.
By the way, bear in mind, this is loose-leaf tea, right?
If you are comparing it to the cost of like a Lipton tea bag,
it's like, what the fuck are you doing?
You know what I mean?
You are getting like the asshole hairs of a tea leaf
grind it up for your enjoying pleasure.
This is loose-leaf, which is going to be more expensive.
But I don't think it's A regardless, I think it's B.
And I think B is a fair price for it.
I enjoy it though. I do enjoy it.
Alright!
Now I want to go back to, we have more drinks to go through, but
I got my wings here and I want to make sure I eat them while they're hot.
So I have ten different wings.
And I have several different hot sauces and all I'm going to do is grab a wing, I just
got classic bone in and then I'm going to throw a hot sauce on it and see how I feel.
So we have a few different brands, we have Keith's hot sauce which he has chicken sauce,
burger sauce and taco sauce.
So we're only going to be trying the chicken sauce today because that's what it says to
the label. Then we have Bind Sauce, who has his own sauce. And we're going to go with the
we're going to go with the hot sauce. There's the extra hot sauce. Maybe I'll try it, but I'm
going to make I'm mainly rating this based off the hot sauce, the extra hot sauce. Then we have
Will Neff's hot sauce, Speedy's hot sauce. And then this final one, I'm actually unsure who this is
from right now. I think it's actually from Bind Sauce, yeah it is. It's just not labeled.
It's called the North Sauce and it looks like aliens come. I don't mean to be crass when
When I say that, I literally, I don't know how else
you describe this.
You see what I'm saying?
So anyway, we're mainly judging these three hot sauces,
it's really all I care about.
So again, will nefs, vine sauce, the hot sauce,
and then Keith's hot chicken sauce.
So let's first start with Keith.
Based off bottles, so far I would say equal points
to Will and to Keith.
Slight points off for Vinny,
it's in a plastic container versus glass.
I don't know, I feel like hot sauce needs to be in glass,
but maybe it brought the cost down
for more people to enjoy it.
I just feel like I've never seen hot sauce not in glass,
on being glass. But really all we care about is the taste.
Get a nice little shake here. All right. Okay, I'm gonna pour a healthy dollop.
Just a, that's a, just got a healthy amount on there. I like the color of it.
Okay, and it's ready to go.
It's Serrano pepper-based.
It's actually got a lovely sweetness.
So like when I initially coughed, that's because I was breathing in as I was eating
and there's like the vapor from it made me choke a bit.
I think that's like maybe like, I don't know, the pepper.
There's a bit of ghost peppers in it.
But when you actually bite into it, the heat goes away instantly because there's a good
amount of sweetness in this.
It's maybe from Maple Syrup, yeah look at that, there's Maple Syrup in it.
That's good man, that's a good hot sauce.
genuinely good hot sauce. Yeah, that hit. That hit in tremendous ways. That was good.
I enjoyed that. I also love maple syrup. I'm not that the maple syrup is like incredibly
be noticeable, but I like that it was sweeter than I expected.
It still has a bit of heat, obviously.
I don't think it has a heat score on it, but on a heat scale, I would say it's a three,
maybe a four, depending on how sensitive you are.
I think of the 50 gifted members, by the way.
I saw that on YouTube.
Thank you.
Ulyssee Jen.
Thank you.
All right.
Alright, next up, we're going to try Vine Sauce's Hot Sauce here.
They actually have a heat score on this, which I kind of like, just for some awareness.
They put a 5 out of 10 on theirs, so we'll see how accurate I think that is.
Much more viscous.
This is like, it's a green sauce, it's green serrano peppers, lime, vinegar, sugar, salt.
So just the viscosity of it, like just for reference, it's almost like a juice.
Do you need beef sauce?
No, I need vine sauce.
Vine sauce.
It's not that thick, but I actually don't think green sauces are that thick normally.
I actually love green sauces.
I'm just gonna come out full stop.
Like if I'm ordering Mexican food,
I get green sauce every time.
All right, we're just gonna throw it on the wing.
Comes in a squeeze bottle.
Maybe that's why it's plastic, by the way.
So the points off earlier, I think it's in plastic
so it can squeeze out.
That makes sense.
Let's give it a bite.
Hmm. Yeah. I'm fine.
I think so it's heavy on the vinegar and it's heavy on the
line. It is not like specifically... I guess it's just worth keeping in mind. It's heavy
on the vinegar and it's heavy on the lime. It's labeled as good for poultry or seafood.
I think it makes a lot of sense actually for seafood. They have shrimp lady recommended
on it so I think it'd make a lot of sense for that it makes a little less sense for me for hot wings
or just wings in general it doesn't feel like the best yeah this would feel like the best hot sauce
for wings personally uh all right last one we have will nefs hot sauce and i'm also going to try
the other ones that I have, but I believe this is the only hot sauce Will does.
Speedy's hot sauce. Okay. By the way, real quick before I wrap up, this was labeled a 5 out of 10
in the hot sauce scale. I think that's great. I think that's kind of high. I think 5 is a little
high. I put it at a three. I think it's slightly less. Maybe it's slightly more
hot than Keith's because it actually doesn't have any relief. There's no
sugar. So maybe it's a four and a half. Maybe I'm being nitpicky.
Alright, so I wills. I'm excited to try this. Now just to be clear, I bought
everything that I got today. I don't know if I said that already. Like nobody sponsored
me. Nobody gave me their product. I went out and bought it. Like wills of all the
products I have here like probably the person I know the best and so I didn't
tell him I'm doing this I just went out and got it. Easily the most viscous like
that sits on there heavy which I kind of like in hot sauce for wings.
It's got to be a ghost pepper, right?
bell anero pepper. There's no ghost pepper.
like rose red peppers, peaches.
So get the sweetness from peaches.
Have an arrow peppers, vinegar, water, sugar,
lime juice, cilantro, extra virgin olive oil,
salt and spices.
It's the spiciest for sure.
It's like probably a six, maybe a five.
Can I chug it?
I can chug it, it wouldn't be too bad.
Okay, I want to just try.
Just a nice byte, and then compare it to keys real quick.
I'm just trying to see who's I like better where to get your shirt from the
shoot today it was just on set I think it's from Barbeque to be honest
and now we're trying to eat
I
I think I like Keith's the best.
Will's is good, don't get me wrong, but I like he's the best, and to be clear by no
means is even, you know, wine sauce, the hot sauce bad, I think they're all good.
Like literally I don't think any of these are gonna go below beats here, but I think
I prefer Keith the most.
The only question is, should I try the extra hot sauce from Bind Sauce?
It's rated a 15 out of 10.
Or should I try the Alien Cone?
You just broke Will.
Wait, did he live react to me trying it?
It's really good.
And here's the deal, like hot sauce is ultimately
like a preference thing and quiche is just sweeter.
Like full stop, that's it.
I think the maple syrup cuts through way more
than the peaches do.
And I like that sweetness.
I just like it.
I said it was good!
Alright, let's try the alien cum, rubbed eye, but dude it's like hub and air and serrano
peppers were fine.
Did you go to Will's funeral?
Yeah, I gotta pour one out.
in there, post it up in the background. This looks gross. This does look like genuine discussing.
This is horrible. I'm going to read the description for you guys. Voted best sauce on the gray
Gay Leno Show, packed with edible transporter matter energy particles, this North's secret
secret secretion has a sweet and sour flavor that's out of this world.
I'm going to be honest the first time I read it, I thought it said the Gay Leno Show and
I was like, that's funny.
Oh, God.
really does shimmer. What is this? This is not hot sauce. It's so, it's just like vinegar,
sugar and water. Basically. That's basically what that is. I think it's more of a
organic product relative. Alright anyway, that wraps up our hot sauce portion. I
think, should I be dramatic or should I be more reserved?
If I'm being dramatic, I would put Vinesauce and C tier, Will, Neff, and V tier, and Keith's
and A tier.
If I were to like split them all off.
I could even go Keith and S, Will and A, and Vinny and B. I'll go there.
Let's go! Tim hit me with it. I want keys to S. Do I give it, that's the thing though,
do I give it the S tier? Because S tier? S tier is high though. You didn't try Vinny's
extra hot. Here's the thing, I don't think it's gonna improve the score, I think it's gonna hurt it,
but I'll give it a shot. Okay, it's rated 15 out of 10 on the hot sauce scale, it is extra, extra hot.
I really don't like the squeeze bottle design, I'm a hater of it. Because it's not
It's not thin enough plastic to squeeze easily and I just prefer like, I don't know, maybe
it's just because I'm an adult and I've opened up hot sauce bottles, just give me a glass
fucking container with an open hole and I know how to shake it out without it all coming
out.
Let's see how bad this really is.
I poured a lot on that.
There's certainly not 15 out of 10.
Maybe 7.
Maybe 8.
It's hot.
Like, let me be clear, it's hot.
It's definitely the hottest sauce I had.
Maybe nine.
Maybe ten.
It's not bad though.
I just had my shoe.
Ugh.
I get it.
Okay, yeah, let's hit it fucking pussybots off
That's for actual fucking
Did we rank them?
Alright, I'm better.
I'm better.
All right, let's move on.
This next product, I didn't know a good way to review it
because I'm getting a call from another.
Yo.
What's up?
I have a question for you.
Shoot.
I'm sorry.
I know you're straining my phone.
You're good.
I know.
Because also, I don't have QD's number.
Oh, okay.
I'm learning about conspiracy theories right now.
Okay.
It turns out there's one called Gaylor Swift.
Yeah, Gaylor's.
Is this something that you've heard about before?
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
I think she's a fiance, so I don't think it's true per se, but they were deep on it.
I mean, you're in a relationship.
Yeah.
What do you mean by that?
I mean, that doesn't really matter as much, you know.
Because I'm gay.
Well.
Because I'm gay now.
That's true.
I mean, I'm not putting words in your mouth.
I'm mostly out of sassy.
I know she's a big fan.
I figured that you might also know about this as well.
I'm trying to decide for between conspiracy theories,
is all.
How about this, how about I put you in a group chat with her
and then maybe, she's free, she'll drop some Lisa.
Yeah, that's all.
But also, how about your vomiting,
it goes like we're almost there.
I'm not vomiting, dude, it was a little hot.
There's a little hog, is that what you said?
No, a little hot, it's not hot.
I'm not thinking about penis anymore.
I can't stop most of the time just but okay that's all. I mostly was just wondering if there was anything I should know about Taylor Swift's gaylerism is what it's called?
Yeah I gotta connect with her because she's the pro. I know, I don't even know the person she's supposed to be gay with, I forget.
It's like so many different people but whatever anyways that's all. You can keep doing anything though.
I'll put you in a group chat.
All right, thanks, bye.
All right.
I'm not gay, I don't want to.
Okay, I'm going to go to the next item.
I'm actually excited for this because I think it'll give my mouth a nice little spite from
the heat. We're moving over to beans. Specifically, let me make sure I'm getting it right. And
this is real. These are Dude Perfect beans. I'm not making this up. They release beans.
I don't know when. I don't know why. They made beans.
Here's the can, to show you guys, has a, it's called Series Bean Cup.
And they have a little sports dial, because due purpose I'll pop sports.
Now the can got a little fucked up and traded, I don't want to have you.
But that's canned goods, it shouldn't matter too much.
They don't super get aggressive, maybe I think they just have an ownership in the bean
company I'm not sure but yeah it's a botchalism. What's that? What's that? Hmm? Botchoo? What
am I botching? So these are the jalapeno and bacon pinto beans. You should never eat from
a dented can? Should I never smell the flowers in the morning? Should I never take a risk
in life? Isn't botulism something people died from like 100 years ago? It's the last
botulism death. Jarvis, fold the last botulism death.
Today?
Well, let's give it a shot here. Now the first one is medium
heat, hot honey baked beans with real honey and smoked flavor. I
I like beans. I'm gonna come clean with you. I do enjoy a good bean. I usually
actually just go for refried. These smell great. They smell great. Let's give it a
shot. I'm gonna get you cold. Why not go ahead?
It's like a medium heat, absolutely not, that is, maybe it's because I have hot sauce
still tingling a bit in my mouth, it's mild as it gets.
It's quite sweet as well.
I don't see the smoked bacon they're referring to.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't think there's essence of smoked bacon in this.
I think it's just bacon flavor.
Prepared navy beans, water, brown sugar, sugar, tomato paste,
onions, 2% less honey, bacon cured with water,
It contains 2% less of salt than some other stuff in it.
Yeah, so I don't actually think there's real bacon bits in it.
This one, I'm a little more excited to try.
It's jalapeno and bacon pinto beans.
You can easily see the jalapenos everywhere.
If it looks awesome, you can actually see
the bacon bits in this one.
I don't know why you can in this one,
but not that one, but.
Mm.
That one's better.
That was better. There's a little bite of bacon in it. That's good actually. This one's
really good. This is actually awesome. I would eat a can of this. I would do that. Yeah,
Yeah, I would straight up eat a can of this.
This is just, this is just really good.
I mean, they made some good beans.
I don't know why Dude Perfect made beans.
I really don't get it.
I don't know why that happened, but.
I don't want to pretend I'm like a bean expert here.
I've had a good amount of beans.
Usually when I have beans, they're more together a part of chili or they're plain, right?
It's like pinto beans or black beans that I have in addition to some other stuff.
I pretty rarely get like pre-prepared beans in this way where, you know, that's like in
in a way, just kind of a meal or a side ready to go.
So I'm not like the expert of this category of food,
but to me, it's A-tier, like those are good beans.
Like I enjoyed eating that, it's not S-tier,
I'm not like saying go out and get it, but.
Like this is a great side.
They're good beans, they're good beans.
They're good-ass beans.
Shout out, dude.
I don't know why I do bird of May beans.
I like the beans that they made.
All right, so we have a few options to touch here.
I think I need a respite from food for a bit.
I think I've been having a lot of food, and I know today I told you that everything is
ingestible, and to an extent everything here is, I did get a product, however, from somebody
who likes to speak like this. Somebody who doesn't want woke to get in their mouth, because
apparently Tucker Carlson has released his own zip. It's called Alp, and it has a guy
I can only assume had jaw surgery like Zac Efron before they took a picture of him and then put him in the corner.
These jaws crazy.
We should have called it the Tucker Carl's Inn. See now we're cooking.
It is, okay, already I have an issue with this.
This is a small issue, but I'm going to throw a little shade here, because I'm not comparing the zins to the beans.
I'm not comparing the zins to the hot sauce. I'm comparing the zins to zins, right?
Technically, these aren't zins. They're nicotine dodges.
Can you guys spot the issue?
Can you spot the issue for me?
It's not a big issue here.
Never rank convenience? I said the beads are in here.
It feels racist?
No, that, well, maybe yes, but no.
The issue is there's no marking outside of like the three
and the six on the milligram of the ZIN.
It's poorly marked.
I think it's poorly marked.
They don't got one dots, two dots.
They don't got different color packs.
I like the dot system.
I'm gonna go with,
It's called classic. I don't know what flavor that is. Probably nothing I would
assume. I think it's like, ooh. Ew. That's classic. I think it might be tobacco.
I'm pretty sure it's tobacco, yeah, it's definitely just tobacco.
Do I normally have Zins?
Not really, no.
The last time I had a zoom is probably three months ago, maybe four months ago.
So it's been a while.
It's interesting.
They come.
They're densely packed.
I don't know if it's, I think it's humidity.
Is my guess?
I'm pretty sure actual zins are more loose inside the packet, but this is like play-over.
I don't know if it's obvious that like right here is nothing and then right here is a little
punching bag.
It's this!
I'm an upper-decker, yeah.
Now, they do more nicotine content?
No, because the nicotine content is 6MG, I mean that's pretty standard.
Okay, we're just going to throw it in and prepare our next portion and then give a review
a little bit.
So next up, we have two different products in the same category made by two goats.
And I'm not kidding, we have two goats coming up.
The first one is Raymond Noodle's made by Kesa.
They call him the goat of streaming,
I think he's doing a great job.
I think he's an awesome streamer.
However, if you were to pick a person on this earth
who was more goaded than Kesa, it would be a hard task.
But Faker would probably succeed.
because Faker has his own noodles.
I didn't know this, but I'm excited to try them.
So we have, these are two different beasts here.
I think I need to decide what flavor I should go with.
So I guess I'm gonna lean on you guys here. What do you think?
We have three flavors. Actually hold on, maybe all three of these are the same.
it comes in a three pack. Okay. Yeah, all three of these are the same. So for K-Star,
we're going to go with artificial mushroom beef flavor. I don't love the name.
Off-Rip. That doesn't make me hungry.
But you want an artificial mushroom beef flavor? It tastes really artificial, like mushrooms and
also a beef kind of artificial. I wish they just called it mushroom beef flavor. Whatever.
For Faker, it seems like we actually have a variety here, so I'm not sure.
Hold on, I've got to translate these.
Translates.
Camera from Korean.
Okay, is this right?
It says courage of a different class of King Big Lid.
Oh.
It's bitter, like black licorice.
Ugh.
It's black licorice flavor.
I don't hate it.
Like I kind of enjoy black licorice.
Black licorice just suddenly seeping into my mouth
was throwing me off.
Oh, I like, I don't know if I like it, I'm so surprised that this is classic flavor.
Is it meant to be tobacco flavor?
Ugh.
Stop chewing it.
Do you hear me chewing?
It's not in between my teeth, it's upper decking.
Have you had a, you don't choose ins.
I think I got a kick it though.
Okay. I don't like that very much.
Ugh.
That tastes like butt.
Classic is no flavor, just straight nicotine.
This has a flavor and it tastes like black licorice.
So I'm surprised that it, because I've had flavorless zins, and I think it's kind of accurate. They are kind of flavorless.
This tastes like black licorice.
And I don't like...
that flavor.
Here's the deal.
I obviously got these because they're kind of a mean product. It's funny to have Tucker Carlson's zins in here.
The highest I would ever rank a zin is like
Be tier like I'm never gonna rank a zin s. I'm never gonna say go out and get a zin guys
This one upper-decker hits. I'm never gonna do that because I think the product category is capped at like
Somebody who is addicted to nicotine who wants to make a team fix. I don't recommend
People go out and try some nicotine
Um, I don't like these very much, and not just these, I'm not a huge fan of zins in general,
like I'd rather smoke a cigarette.
Um, and I get this is better for you than that, uh, cause I don't, I don't like, like
the, uh, I don't know how you describe it, the, uh, like the, um, the zappiness it adds
to your saliva.
Oh, man. That shit tastes gross.
I think I think I think I think I'm gonna put this the Tucker Carl's ins and F's here
To give some perspective on how I would rank other like ZIN-like products, I would put
normal ZINs in C tier.
The only ZIN I would put in B tier is coffee flavored ZINs, 6MG.
That would go B tier for me.
And if shake jerseys around, I'd shove that up probably to S tier.
But yeah, I would put these in F. These will be my first F tier product.
That tastes like black licorice, I was not a huge fan.
But feel free to try it.
Just my opinion.
You're gonna cancel me because I gave out my opinion?
Now I need to wash that down before I eat any food because that flavor is like sitting
in my mouth and I actually forgot a couple of beverages. Specifically, this is not alcoholic,
this is not even caffeinated. It comes from YouTuber Roman Atwood. I think it is some
type of energy drink. It's called Kinetic. I don't really know what it is. It is like,
I think marketed as an energy drink. I've heard him talk about it before
Again, there's no caffeine in this
But if you hear him talk about it, he's like you don't need caffeine to
Get energy, right you need
Whatever is in kinetic and I can tell you right now looking at the product list
It's filtered water.
And then TM, biocycle DB hydroxybutyric acid.
Avella, butane and dial, alulose,
potassium bicarbonate, sodium citrate, natural flavors,
P-Chance tract, Ceramivirate tract, magnesium, carbonate,
Reb M. And then it says, adults should not consume more
than six servings a day refrigerator after opening,
doctor prior to consuming it if you're diabetic, pregnant or nursing or under 18 years old,
have the continued care of a physician for any reason, do not consume or talk to your
doctor before consuming.
But the big thing I guess here is that it has BioCycle, DB, HB and Avila.
I have no idea what this is, I have no idea what this fucking shit is, I don't know what
this is.
Anyway, it comes in three flavors.
One is Cleetus McFarland, crafted with 12 grams of brain-boosting ketones for thinking
sharper, training smarter, and recovering faster.
Zero sugar, zero caffeine.
I'll give a shot.
I have three flavors here.
I have strawberry peach and I have blackberry lemonade.
So yeah, let's just rip it.
I'll try the strawberry peach, it's not the best.
Whoa, that smells crazy.
Let me look at a price on this one by the way.
It is $30 for a six pack, so every can is $5, which is pretty expensive.
If we compare it to caffeinated energy drinks, which I guess would be the comparable market,
the reviews seem great on their website.
I don't know how much you trust those, but caffeine free, the market has caffeine free
brain fuel powered by patented bio-identical ketones designed to help you stay sharp without
Stimulant trade-offs
I'm going to try the Blackberry Limited.
Okay, so many chats said something like that. I don't know if it's true, it makes sense though.
There's clearly a absurd bitterness that is being covered with the flavoring agents,
which makes the drink not overly pleasant. It doesn't taste like a delicious blackberry lemonade.
It tastes, honestly, like a white claw.
And there's no alcohol in this.
That's the most accurate flavor profile I can imagine.
You know what I mean?
Like where a white claw has a bunch of artificial flavoring meant to mask the taste of alcohol.
It tastes like that, without the alcohol.
It tastes kind of like a seltzer.
Do you feel smarter here than to deal with this?
And it's really hard to rate this.
It could work.
I think you wouldn't feel the effect unless you were actively drinking like probably two
these a day every day for two weeks. This is not, I'm not like, I mean we'll see I
guess. I'm gonna, I'm gonna withhold judgment of this for a couple of minutes
whatever, 30 minutes to see how it feels but you need to shake it. Okay I'm gonna
I'm gonna shake it and try this one.
Okay, I shouldn't have fucking listened to those, obviously.
Fucking me.
Oh!
Okay, it actually tastes the exact same.
So that's a nothing.
Um, yeah, I don't like the taste of it currently, but like, it seems like a health-conscious
product, what's a little confusing to me, and I'm not fully understanding why, and it's
not a knock on it, but it has 60 calories in a can, is that from ketones?
Because there's no, there's no, like, macromutrients.
There's no sugar, there's no fats, there's no carbs.
So I'm wondering where the calories are coming from, maybe from the ketones, but I'm just
gonna slow sip it for a bit.
If I'm going purely outflavor, that's like a C2, that's not very good.
I don't enjoy it very much.
obviously like if you can get an energy drink that doesn't have caffeine or sugar
you know what i mean like that's i get the appeal of that
their whole thing is they're trying to in in fact on their website they literally just have a
blurted out can of coke in Celsius and they're like our drink gives you cognitive clarity
that lasts endurance without over-stimulation muscle recovery and lower inflammation supports
neuron growth and repair and stabilizes blood sugar and it's backed by patents and then the
The caffeine and the sugar drinks just boost energy,
but don't have any other things.
It feels,
it feels a little pseudosciency.
It feels a little snake oily.
It could work.
You know, I reserve judgment upon trying it,
but it does kind of feel like,
Like it's repairing my neurons?
Really?
Maybe.
So, look, I'll slow slip it and we'll see how I feel.
Maybe I'll feel crazy amounts of energy.
I might also feel crazy amounts of energy because I actually forgot we have another caffeinated drink.
And it's 9 p.m.
We have a caffeinated drink that I forgot from...
Let me make sure I get this right.
Wil Ennie. British YouTuber Wil Ennie made an iced coffee beverage with 41 grams of caffeine
it's called a Rod's Coffee. Rod's Coffee here. The best low sugar 12 hour cold brew
oat latte in a bottle you've had this year in parentheses probably.
And it's zero dairy, because it has oat milk.
And then this one is the waffle oat latte flavor.
And it has no added sugar.
Then how the fuck does it taste like a waffle?
It has oat drink, coconut milk, coffee, natural flavors, sea salt, xanthan gum, and that's
it.
Shake well before consuming.
Let's give it a shot.
Whale on ease, cold brew.
European bottles, it's attached.
It smells like a candle.
I'm getting vague waffle,
But it more so smells like a candle that's labeled breakfast.
So much.
It's actually pretty good.
I'm kind of a hater of Colbert generally. I think Colbert's a bit bitter.
And I drink coffee every day. I just don't like Colbert specifically.
So it's a bit bitter for my liking. This doesn't taste bitter at all.
Having said that, there's a shocking lack of coffee in it.
Like, this bottle has 41 milligrams of caffeine, which is half a red bowl.
It's less than a cup of coffee.
I think it's less than a shot of espresso.
So it's definitely a low amount of caffeine.
It's comparable to a soda around there.
Like a soda would have about that amount, maybe 30, 35, I think.
I mean, I'm not even lying.
It low-key just tastes like oat milk.
Like, there's obviously a bit of coffee, but it mostly just tastes like oat milk.
The waffle flavoring's not bad, it's like subtle, I don't know how they made it taste
kind of like a waffle, but they kind of got there, I'll give it to them.
I mean, it's pretty good.
It's pretty good. The only reason I wouldn't drink it is because it doesn't make a lot
of sense to me. It's basically just a 100, I don't know if the map is here. It's a 115
calorie can of oat milk with about half a cup of coffee coffee excuse me half a
cup of coffee's worth of caffeine
so taste wise I mean it's it's nailing it it is good it is five dollars in 21
one cents. Now let me make sure that's accurate that might be shipping costs. No, that's
what's on the cost. Yes, $3.87. Now, I don't know. This could be because where I have
to buy it, this is a British product and I'm getting it shipped to the US. So I have to
go to a website called McRosher to get that. It could be cheaper in the UK. I don't know
who's in the UK who has a better idea of the cost of it.
Obviously it's not easy to get it to the States.
So on their website,
I think it's an in-store purchase only I think it's an in-store purchase only
and it's everywhere in the UK. I'm assuming it's cheaper, right? I need a real UK head.
It's $2.20 pounds, so $3 cash. It's around $3 USD. Okay, so it's around $3 for a can
of it okay all right okay that's more on the range that's more on the range that
makes more sense to me that's that's I think that's fine that's a fine price
that makes more sense um I feel like I'm not a UK head but your girl gives me
okay head yeah so that's we're gonna watch can we just for like four minutes
maybe 14 minutes actually. I think I'm going to put rods in B tier. Honestly, if it had comparable
caffeine to a normal drink that I would have, I might put it A tier. It's just a bit low.
Oh, it's just a bit, like even 60 and G, I think I would be fine.
Cause the taste is good.
Like I want to just tell you full stuff.
This tastes good, but I feel like I'm just having a tasty drink
with a bit of caffeine, not a coffee to start my day.
I think 60 is like kind of the baseline
that I'd expect from a caffeinated beverage.
It's kind of the baseline of me.
60 is a double espresso?
No, an espresso shot, I mean, obviously it ranges,
but I think in a espresso shot, you're looking at 50, 60 MG.
An espresso shot, I think sits around 60?
It's a single, yeah.
So this is less than a shot of espresso.
Yeah, an espresso can be as much as a,
obviously it depends on the draw and all that,
But I think 60 is, like if you Google it,
it probably gives you about 60.
Maybe it gives you as high as 80.
40 is definitely low.
I mean, 40, I don't have a soda on me.
I think a soda is like 30.
So it's like, it's low.
And I feel like the, I don't know if the reason it's low
is because someone said UK regulations, maybe that's right.
I feel like it's for the taste.
I think if you had any more, it would start to taste bitter.
And so I feel like they went for the highest amount of caffeine
before it affects the taste in a negative way.
I feel like that's the case.
So, be tiered for this, it tastes good.
If you have a chance to try it, I would recommend trying it.
Cause again, I really don't like,
I think it tastes better than, you know,
those like Starbucks glass drinks that they have that are like 250 calories it
tastes better than that with way less sugar so it's crushing that again the
only thing stopping it from being a tier is it's just so low in caffeine so shout
Shout out Wellani, shout out Rods, beat here.
All right, let's go next.
And I need a little bit of palette cleanser.
Before I go to my food, I've had so many weird drinks.
I figure now is a good time for us to try breath death.
I don't know how this product came to life.
It sounds like the world's worst discord call.
It is a collab product with, let me see if I can get all the names of everybody who was involved in it.
Aiden Ross, Mike Majlak, Lil Yachty, NGK, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, OBJ, Hannah Stocking,
sketch, Zach Bia, FaZe Banks and Yeet.
Honestly, it sounds like FaZe Banks
went through everybody in his contacts list
because somebody approached him with an idea
of making a product and he just threw them
all on a call together.
I think he is the great unifier of this call.
I would have to guess.
Anyway, the product is breath death.
It is many hand grenades for bad breath.
The marketing is like mainly men kissing women
and the women really enjoying it
because the breath tastes so good.
It's just a mint,
but the way they phrase it is,
these unhinged mint crystals have one mission,
kill bad breath and leave you dangerously fresh.
And they kind of have like liquid death branding maybe.
Oh, maybe a little more on the nose, excuse me,
the liquid death.
So, yeah, you get four of these, I think they're all the same.
It's crystal breath, spelled B-R-E-T-H, crystal breath, clinically backed, and then it, yeah,
really is just little crystals.
It's not just hype, it really works.
The cost, if you're curious, for four tubes, it costs $20.
So this is $5 for this.
Let me look up.
I feel like the main competitor would be like a tin of all toads probably.
Alt Toys have the curiously strong category.
Or excuse me, branding category.
Let me just go to Alt Toys.
Alt Toys are,
that looks like $3.
$3, $4, $4, maybe actually $4 here.
So I'm just trying to get them accurate.
For a pack of 12 cans, you get $30.
You can get it for $30.
So that's like $2.50 for Altoids.
I think each pack of alltoids itself might get you a bit more, but I'm not going to nitpick there.
All right, let's give it a shot.
It really is strange.
I don't think I've ever seen this.
It literally is crystals.
So, I don't know, I think you just grab like a handful, I imagine.
Drop a nickel-sized hit on your tongue and let our fast-acting formula do the rest, okay?
Okay, they're Pop Rocks, that's the competitor, they're Pop Rocks.
They made mint pop rocks.
Pop rocks are a lot cheaper.
But aren't minty.
Okay, here's the deal.
Two things have happened that have surprised me.
One is they're fun.
That surprises me.
They're kind of fun to eat because they're pop rocks.
That's the sound of bad breath dying.
They're kind of fun because they're pop rocks.
Zinc activated.
It says danger.
This box contains explosives.
And then it has an asterisk, and the asterisk says, may cause explosions, dot, dot, dot,
of confidence.
So that's clever.
It is so mild as a mint.
It is so mild.
Like you know how you have an Altoid and then you have cold water and like that water kind
of hurts a bit to drink. I don't feel like this has done a crazy job.
Okay, I'd luckily have prepared this. I have an ice cold back of the fridge water.
And I don't know, it doesn't feel like it's, I don't mean to be like mean.
I don't feel like my breath got killed.
I don't know if my breath got exploded.
I was hoping my breath would get exploded, I don't know if my breath got exploded.
I feel like he's letting me explore it.
I do think the idea is good.
The idea is what if Pop Rocks were a mint
instead of a sugary snack?
I feel like it's a good idea.
I'm like, oh, that makes sense.
Because obviously I'm not gonna be
casually munching on Pop Rocks.
I'm fucking 30 years old.
I don't have that sugar intake
but I'm allowed to just fucking indulge on daily.
So then being mint, low key kind of hits.
Right now, I think it's B tier.
The only reason, by the way,
I actually don't even think it's close to C.
The only reason I don't think it's A tier,
it's not a good mint.
It's not a good mint.
Like it's not doing a good job of being a mint.
It's doing an okay job of being a mint.
But it is doing a good job of being fun to eat.
And that part, I'll give it to them.
I think I put a beat here.
Bees generous.
I think if you were to get this, you would go through a tube and you'd probably enjoy
it.
You just would probably never buy it again.
Because you'd be like, oh, that's fun.
I'm not gonna buy it for five more dollars because it doesn't really cover the purpose of a mint
but
It would be fun for the one can
You're paying for it to expect expecting it to help your breath it's minty I would need
Here's what I'll do and I might change my ranking tomorrow
I'll bring this to the yard and I'll have them smell my breath
And if they say it still smells bad, we're shoving it down, arguably to F.
If they say it smells fine, then we're going to keep it as is. And they say,
it actually smells great. We're going to bump it up to A. I think that's the best bet.
I think it's a fair, that's a fair way to run.
Because it took me three, now I feel it by the way, I did three hits of it,
of the recommended nickel-sized hit. The third hit now I'm like, okay, I feel minty. I feel minty
like I had an Altoid, but that's a three hits, not the one. Uh, all right, we should get to our noodles.
Okay, does anyone speak a little Korean? Where are my Korean Americans at? Right under here.
My Korean American.
What are the flavors?
I don't know if they are...
The middle one is kimchi. Okay, what's this one? What's the brown one? Or sorry, the brown one.
Regular kimchi and je- What the fuck are you saying? Jeon-jeon-pong. What the fuck are you saying to me?
What's the original kid's name?
John Paul.
Spicy seafood.
Oh, like a spicy shrimp.
Okay.
Should I go with the original one?
Sorry, this one's original.
This one's original?
This one's original, right?
This is the original one?
What's your fucking useless ass?
God damn Americans, my chat.
Oh, it's ketchup, chocolate, and faker.
Dude, just let the fucking Koreans speak, bro.
You don't gotta say some shit every...
You can just not type for a while.
It's okay. Just don't type for a while.
Brother, you're good. Just wait a little... whatever.
Alright.
We're gonna go with the original.
Faker's sauce, drooling face emoji.
Yeah, I'm so full. I've had so much food today. I'm going to have to hop on my Peloton after
this stream. I've had like eight wings, hot sauce, a zine. I've had too many ketones
for a man to have. I've had like 80 grams of caffeine. Okay, I'm assuming this is
Standardized, where I just pour the shit in.
I pour the liquid in, I put the cap on, do it to the line, wait a few minutes, call it a day.
I wonder how long you wait.
What does that mean?
It's probably like five minutes, there's someone to be raw.
I think these are the ingredients or the steps or whatever.
Or boiling...
Three minutes.
Okay.
Do you pour the fun bits in before the boiling water, or do you put it in after?
I do before. But I don't know if that's the play.
Alright and then we have Cup of Raymond.
I remember there was a big controversy that came up because I believe Asian boy Ray went
on a podcast and said he was going to make something called Rayman Noodles and then like
a week later K-Soul released something called Rayman Noodles.
Now, obviously, Ray was calling it that because his name is Ray, and Keiso was doing it because
he pronounces them Raymond.
I'm not mispronouncing it.
I know it's ramen noodles.
Guys, like, oh, it's ramen?
Oh, I didn't know that.
What are you talking about?
What are you fucking, five years I don't shit the fuck up about Japan, been there goddamn
ten fucking times. Got a sho-a-o-toney signed yours, and I think I'm walking around.
Oh, it's Roman! Whoa! It's not sushi, not sushi. Like...
It's not osseka, it's also ka.
Like come on, these are called raiminoodles.
Raimin ramen that packs a punch, fill line.
This ramen packs beefy richness with earthy mushrooms delivering flavor worthy of your
greatest adventure. Dude, copywriters need to pick it up. Like, the amount of shit copy
I've read today is a tremendous guess. AI is coming for your jobs, okay? If you are
doing a worse job than Czech TVT would get gonna pick it up. Like, what are we doing
here? I feel like the product was about to come out the door and you fucking wrote some
some shit last second! I'm losing my mind here! Let's put a little love into our copy!
This is created by GamerSupps and it is made in China.
Manufactured in a facility that also processes... Oh, there's a fork inside?
What the hell, they have a foldable fork inside.
Fork with ramen?
That's actually not how they would do it authentically in Japan.
Holy shit.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Holy fuck.
Oh, some of that powder hit my nose.
Oh my god.
I see.
Oh, what am I?
No, no, no.
And then it says added MSG for delicious taste.
You know what?
know it if you're going to throw it in and be bold about it.
So for reference, like I've been doing for all products I'm trying today, we are
They're basing them off of comparable products in the category, right?
So for me, my cabinets are filled with this.
This is, if I want ramen, I'm going Shin.
To me, Shin is like peak.
That's peak.
This is what I would go for.
So what we're comparing this to, right?
If it's better than SHIN, it's actually an S tier, straight up.
If it's as good as SHIN, it's an A tier.
If it's slightly worse, I'd probably go B, and if it's like a considerable amount worse,
I'd go C. But that's probably where I'm at.
I'll also look at prices.
Let me see how long this one's supposed to stew.
to seven minutes. That better not be on purpose. That better not be on purpose. My fucking
god gamer sucks if that shit's on purpose.
All right, let me look up.
So...
Faker noodles are $1.12 per cup.
It's actually pretty decent, to be honest. I'm kind of surprised.
And K-Stowe's Raymond Noodles is $35 for 24 costs.
So that's also a dollar and...
$0.10? $0.15? $0.20? They're pretty similar.
$35? $35 for 24.
So a dollar 45 and this is a dollar 12 only a dollar guy who's just discovering ramen guys, bro
That's kind of a whole point of wrong to be clear right this is a whole point of ramen is that it's cheap
Where's my fill on
Where's my fill
My fill line's on the outside and not marked on the inside.
Okay, that's fucking insane, but okay.
I think that's right.
That's kind of insane though, no?
Like, what do you mean though? It's on the outside, not the inside.
The fill line is not a decree from God.
The fill line is a decree from God, by the way.
In every ramen should have a very clear fill line on the inside.
Okay, three minute timer, seven minute timer.
Hey Siri, hey Siri, set a timer for six minutes and 45 seconds.
Well, six minutes and 45 seconds.
Shut up, shut up.
All right, we're going to wait on these two, ooh, hot.
And I actually need to get ready for some other food that we have.
I forgot about this.
We got dumplings.
We got some pork soup dumplings, classic Chinese style soup dumplings filled with savory and
rich broth.
This is from, um, Mr. Rogers, not Mr. Rogers, Uncle Roger.
Uncle Roger!
Uncle Roger has his own soup dumpling, so I just want to see...
The preferred method is the steam, then.
Can I be so honest?
That's not happening.
We're definitely not...
Steve, I don't have that share of all of it.
I'm not about to fucking... I don't got the steam thing, you know what I mean?
Uh, I can, however, an alternative is pan-fire. We're gonna pan-fire.
It's kind of dirty.
Why is it crazy dirty?
It'll be fine.
Sometimes the pan's a bit dirty, that's what it is.
It'll be fine.
Sometimes the pan's a bit dirty, that's what it is.
All right.
Pan fry instructions.
Add two to three inches of water, no, that's steam.
Add two to three tablespoons of vegetable oil in a non-stick pan over medium-low heat.
Place dumplings in the pan about one inch apart and cook until the bottoms are golden
about five minutes.
a fourth inch of water and cover and steam for eight minutes until fully cooked.
Okay.
So that's not going to look.
I mean, I could just do this pan, right?
We only need to get a few of them anyway to get the idea.
2 to 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil.
Let me get my vegetable oil.
This sheet's unmarked, but like I'm 45% sure this is vegetable oil.
We can just use this.
Faker's ramen is ready.
Okay.
Use the folding fork, that's for the rain and noodles.
Okay, we're mixing it.
It's quite a lot of liquid.
Just fine.
Oh my god.
I was breathing it in.
fake display but it's called fake, it's called original.
Mila's brand isn't actually owned by the YouTuber. Is it not? Is it just promoted by him?
The website for Mila says Niseneku, shop Uncle Roger's favorite soup dumplings and more.
Yeah, maybe he's more of just a promoter of it.
made by Jen and Caleb. Um, should I not count it then? Maybe I skip it then. I think we
I think we skip it.
Because it's not a YouTuber product, I think it's fair.
Wait, I shouldn't have said anything.
Well, I mean, I think you're right in the sense that, like, this is just owned by someone
else and he's just a promoter of the product. It could still be good, but Mr. Beast is in
a YouTube product? Mr. Beast is a YouTube product. It has this fucking logo slapped on it.
Alright, I think I'm ready to eat this. Oh! I'm not afraid to cook it guys. I literally
just cooked two massive noodle dishes.
Okay, a lot less liquid in the the queso.
These are also different dishes to be clear.
I don't think what this is just a noodle dish.
I don't think this is considered ramen, right?
I feel like Korean ramen is different now.
I feel like they do that shit different.
It's rawmune.
It's the same shit.
I feel like they do that shit different, okay.
How?
It's not in the cup.
Shin is Korean.
I think they do it better.
I like the noodles, they have a good bite, let's give it a sip on a broth.
That's nice, it's got a light spice.
I like the little beef bites, the beef bites are yummy, there's a lot of them too.
little little balls of meat little meatballs.
All right and then let's try the raiment noodles.
Hmm.
Okay.
Yeah, it's certainly hardier.
It's almost, there's no spice in it.
Not that there's meant to be spice, but there is no spice in it.
Okay, the little bits and bobs that come in the packet.
are fewer and further between for sure.
How does Kace's taste?
It's um, it's a bit bland, honestly, it's a little bit bland.
I mean, you can definitely taste the mushroom.
The beef is not really there, though.
It's got a mild kick.
Okay, let's go back to this one.
I shot my eye on that sloop, eye down, I'm on a five minute timeout for that eye, that
That ice-cooked.
Ah, that ice-cooked.
Fuck, that ice-cooked.
Oh, Gigi.
Oh, my God, throw it out.
Okay, we're back.
I mean, I'm really pumped with the amount of, like, beef bits in this.
It's actually, like, an insane amount.
I think the noodles are better, too.
The queso's noodles are more of a bite to them.
They're a little more starchy though, you know what I mean?
It feels like they're not absorbing as much of the sauce.
If they just sit out for a second,
like it feels like they're gonna be dry noodles.
And then these ones are like really sit in the sauce,
like the texture is actually changing longer, it's in it.
Ha!
Okay.
I think I have my decision.
I think queso's raiment noodles are a serviceable cup noodle product.
I'll be it.
as good as cup noodle if not maybe slightly worse based off just the
flavoring and I think I'd put it seats here. I could see a B tier argument it
It doesn't go much higher than that.
It's basically cup noodle flavor for 3X the price of cup noodle.
I mean, that's just the facts.
You're getting what is effectively cup noodle for $1.50 box
or a cup.
And I think how much is cup noodle, right?
Cup noodle is probably like 50 cents for a box cup noodle.
Cup noodle, you can do $12.24.
Yeah, so it's 3x the cost of cup noodle and it tastes like cup noodle.
And for me, that puts its teeth here because it like it's genuinely as good.
It does come with a fork and so, you know,
I could see that pushing it up to a v-tier if you lived in a place with no forks
But I think if I'm being honest with my review today, I put that c-tier this one is where I'm a little more lost
This was not as clear to me. I think
I think you guys know the range that it's in okay here's the deal and I think
it's only fair
I think it tastes here.
It costs quite similar in price to Shin Ramune and it tastes pretty similar to Shin Ramune.
The only difference is obviously like the container it comes in and it has Faker's face
on it.
So it's like if I had a closet full of these instead of Shinra Amun's, we'd be pretty
similar levels of joy there and pretty similar costs.
And Faker's face is on it.
So I think A tier is fair.
It's not better than Shinra Amun.
That's why it's not A tier.
It's not better.
There it is, good.
Admittedly it's a little spicy, but I also like that.
I like my nose being runny after I'm done eating ramen.
Like that's my goal for ramen.
I'm just going back to this just to make sure I'm not crazy.
Yeah, not. I think my reviews are good.
But to be honest, this makes sense.
Like what is this product?
It is Kso's branding,
because Kso likes to call them Rayman noodles.
Kso is a huge audience.
And he worked with GamerSupps to make it.
GameRestups went to China to probably white label
an existing club noodle product.
And then they just upcharged it
because they shipped in a bunch from China.
They probably got to have been on Lucky Tariffs
through Caseless Space on it and called it a day.
Like that's what this is.
Not too different from this.
The only difference is the source
where they're getting it from.
Like Faker's not going through and trying the noodle strains.
I'm sure Faker's just approached
from an already existing Korean noodle company.
And it was one that just makes better noodles.
And it's literally cheaper than the ramen noodles.
So that's where we land.
A tier, C tier, I'm happy with it.
Let's go next product.
Oh man.
All right, and we are gonna,
the only reason I don't feel like I should rank these
is because Uncle Rogers is not a part of the branding
of the products.
He's just vouching for them,
but that's not too different than like,
I feel like it's if I was doing a YouTuber product tier list
and then I put Red Bull because Ludwig sponsored by Red Bull.
And like, that's not really honest, you know,
even if he didn't make these noodles or whatever,
it feels a bit wrong.
It's just, it feels like a sponsored meal.
I don't know, let me know.
Let me know if I'm crazy for that tape.
All right.
Right, I got some ketones in me.
What if your face was on the Red Bull?
If my face was on the Red Bull, it wasn't just like a one-off marketing thing, but like
literally they were trying to sell Red Bulls in my face, I would count it.
Put the milk in the fridge, I'm about to use the milk right now.
Okay, we are about to enter a judgment-free zone.
that I do for the next 30 seconds is part of the judgment-free zone. In the judgment-free
zone, you are A, not allowed to judge. B, you also have to subscribe to me if you are
watching this on YouTube. I pour the milk first. I pour the milk first. It is a judgment
Free zone! It's judgment free!
Milk's been out for two hours. What do you have?
Charlton? They have milk out for two hours.
All right.
So we got two cereals here.
These are from the Sidemen.
The Sidemen have their own brand called Best Cereals, it says on the side here, created
by the Sidemen.
They have two flavors.
They kind of look like Crave, if you're American, Caramel Gold.
And then this one is sponsored by the Karate Kid Legends Movie, which is kind of surprising.
So you can see the flavors.
This is like a Choco Crunch Crave.
And then this one is the Caramel Gold Crave.
Simon have a lot of products by the way.
They have a lot more in the UK obviously than you can get in the US.
So a few of them I wasn't able to get, this is one of the few things I could get.
How old is this, by the way?
When did the Karate Kid movie come out?
What?
2025 Columbia TriStar Market Group. Okay, that's all that bad. That's all that bad.
Alright, first let's just try a plane.
They're quite big.
They're slightly bigger than a crave, I think.
I think Crave is like way bigger in Europe than it is in America.
All right, let's give it a shot.
I pour the milk first because I like my cereal crunchy.
So, I have more milk than cereal and then when I want more cereal, I put more cereal
in.
I don't put more milk in.
It's just always been better to me.
And I've had a lot of cereal in my life.
I think, call me fucking crazy, if you eat frosted flakes and you pour the frosted flakes in the amount you want then you pour in the milk.
Brother by the end you're having porridge and you're a fucking sicko to me.
You're a sick fuck.
And you know the only reason you do it?
You know the only reason you fucking do it?
Societal pressure you pussy.
I do shit my way. Frank Sinatra is a bitch.
That's amazing, by the way. This is amazing. This is so delicious.
I think my one complaint would be the size of the individual cereal is a little big.
Oh wow, I think I'm gonna like this one more.
It's like a golden gram flavored outside with chocolate on the inside.
Wow, that's yummy.
That's yummy.
That's really good and I would love an invite to the UK charity match.
as a total aside unrelated to what we're doing right now,
the Sidemen made a great serial.
If they were looking for another American-based influencer
to come out, I'm free.
No, but it's really good.
It's genuinely really good.
I'm also available those dates.
I have nothing going on.
Sorry, okay.
We should really focus on the review though.
Fuck, man, I really got nothing going on that week.
The whole week, actually.
I'll be a backup.
Sorry.
Look at that.
I mean, it's great, I could crush a bowl.
So it's a Sideman created brand.
It's manufactured white label by a company called Morn Flake.
I'm not sure what other cereals they do.
Nutrition wise,
This is a sugary cereal.
This is competing in the same category
as most, you know, kid's cereals.
This is not, there's not a bunch of crunch, right?
This is not, this is competing against Crave.
That's probably the number one competitor
or any other insane sugary cereal.
First off, I hate the, what is a total aside?
I hate the way Europe shows their nutrition labels
because they always do per 100 grams,
which is like, rather, I don't know how much I ate.
Just give me per serving.
Like I don't know what a serving, anyway.
Luckily this one has per serving as well.
Per serving, it is 130 calories.
I definitely want to know what we're serving though.
130 calories, let's just fucking say it.
The whole box is 2,100 calories,
of which there's 155 grams of sugar in it.
So, if you were to have, I don't know, this box probably in my mind gives you eight servings.
You're looking at, what's the math on that?
Maybe 17 grams of sugar, 20 grams of sugar maybe if you're serving.
Yeah, that's what we're sitting at it.
Yeah, brother, it's not a health food, that's for sure.
They are really good though.
No mean.
Let me do this, yeah.
Let me do this, yeah, let me get a couple chocolate, transfer it with a couple of caramel.
Yup.
Yeah, that's a fucking play right there.
I feel like Picasso.
Holy shit.
I think if it was Sunday morning and you had a bowl of your Sidemen cereal and you smoked
bowl while watching Sidemen Sundays, you would have a fucking 10 out of 10 day. Fuck me.
That'd be probably like top three things that happened to you that week. It's not close.
So let me show you the up close.
Just to give you some context on how big each piece individually is, they're chunky bro.
They're like larger than golden brands.
Maybe the same size, but like you have to also consider how thick they are.
You can see a little cross section of chocolate maybe.
I think it's kind of nice about them because they're so large these edges are so much
harder than the middle which makes the texture of it so much more interesting while eating
I like them more than crave. I think the issue with craves is actually that crave are too
small. So I feel like when you eat crave, they're actually not filled with much. You know what
I mean, like there's not much room for filling in a crate.
Uh, fuck.
Ranking them is a tough question though.
Here's the deal.
These are not easily purchasable.
That is their biggest downfall.
They are, I think, sorry, these are not easily purchasable in America.
I think these are almost like exclusively purchased online from like second sellers or you can
grab them in store in the UK.
Do any Brits know how much this costs in the UK?
Because the price I paid for it is ridiculous.
The price I paid for it is like $10 a box, $12, because I had to get it off eBay.
Again, I'm not going to blame them for that because I had to buy a second hand.
Is it actually two pounds? It's two pounds for a box?
Are you sure?
It's dead-ass two pounds?
That's insane. That's cheap. Is that real? There's no way it's two pounds.
Really? I can't tell if you guys are right about it.
But if...
I can't believe this is two pounds, is that right?
I'm not gonna lie, like, if this is two pounds for a box the way it tastes, this is easily
an S tier product.
I'm not trying to glaze here, like I genuinely have no relationship with the Sidemen as a
a group or any of the sidemen really individually. I don't think I've talked to them maybe more
than a tweet back and forth over the past five years once or twice in the KSI one time
in the box. This is an estuary, this is insane. This is insane. This is cheaper than equivalent
cereal and tastes better than the cereal that it is equivalent to. Like this is really
fucking good. I'm not even lying I think if you're in the UK you should try if you
haven't tried this try this. I don't know if there's somebody in the UK who watches
me and not Sidemen and hasn't tried this cereal. If you live in the States it's not
worth it for you I'm sorry you're a little hoed it costs you $10 if you
want to buy it on eBay per box at least not worth your time but if you happen to
stop by the UK? You should try this shit. It's genuinely good. It's genuinely good.
What are the macros? It's a sugary cereal. Let's not get out of hand here, right? You're
not getting a fucking protein cereal. This is a regular S. This is not magic spoon cereal.
Dude, even when it's soggy, it's still good because the out-wide, outside layer is soggy
I don't even want to fucking talk about the cereal anymore, because everything I have
to say about it is positive, and it's not gonna sound- it sounds like I am paid, and
I'm not.
It sounds like I'm paid, and I am not.
It's just actually that good.
Fuck, man.
You saw all the food I've had today. I'm still eating this.
Oh my god.
Look, all I have to say is April 18th, I'm literally doing nothing.
I'll fly for free. I'll buy the ticket. I'm doing nothing at all.
Like, you probably need a waterboy. I can be a waterboy.
I can be a lore, I can do that.
I can put a play soccer snake team to Amy, I can do anything you need.
Bye, son. Bye, son. Bye, son, it's you.
Bye, son, it's you.
It's so good. It's so good.
No, I mean it's really good mean decide invite decide it's really good
I'll eat that.
I'm impressed.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
Upon careful consideration, I actually think the chocolate edges out the caramel slightly.
But they taste really good together.
I do need to disclose something.
I grew up a mega fat ass.
I would stay up till about three in the morning
playing video games.
And so whenever I came back from school,
I would take a nap and then I would have dinner
with like my family and then I would go to my room
and I would like play video games, watch One Piece,
sometimes do my homework.
I would then go downstairs at midnight, and I would eat a bowl of cereal.
I'm not lying when I say this, every night.
I had a bowl of cereal before bed every night.
There wasn't a single night I would miss.
different phases but like I'm I'm to every single night I would have a bowl
cereal and and so I love cereal like I love it I continue that trend in
college and then I gained like 15 pounds I stopped but
Like, I'm very happy to eat my weight in cereal.
I think that's all our products then.
Let me, oh, I am missing one, but I don't know how to review it.
Here's the deal.
Maybe you guys can, well actually I'm missing two.
So here's the first one.
It's called Osmo.
It's from Nick DeGiovanni.
I think he's the biggest cooking YouTuber right now.
And I met him at the Mr. B shoot.
He released salt.
It's truffle salt.
Wow, it smells really strongly of truffle.
Wow, that must have like truffle oil in it.
Wow, it doesn't even have truffle oil. It's dried truffle. That's actually awesome.
Anyway, he released salt, but I don't know how to review the salt.
Do you know what I mean? I guess I would have to make a steak
and then put regular salt and then put the truffle salt.
Maybe that could be it.
I don't have a steak. I couldn't do that today.
I couldn't do it today. I actually was going to put some salt on the wing, but then I was
like, this is a stupid way to test this because I would never put salt on a wing. You could
do eggs. I don't have any eggs, but I could use eggs.
Either way, I think I still need to review it. I think the salt strat's the best. I think
the salt strat, I could cook up some steak.
Then I could do one with salt, one with regular salt.
I could do no salt, regular salt, this salt, and see which I like the best.
So maybe we'll try that.
The other thing that I have to review is not super easy to review.
It's called Alpha Brain.
I'm sure you've heard of it.
I think they're on Shark Tank.
Now I think their main marketing method is the Joe Urban Podcast and it is a dietary
supplement that you take two capsules daily with a light meal and you should not take
more than one serving a day within a 24 hour period.
It's the ultimate way to get in the zone.
Here's the deal, this product is one that claims to boost cognitive function, not too
different from the kinetic energy drink or whatever, but it's not something that works
immediately.
You know what I mean?
It's not like you have one and you're like, whoa, this is crazy.
You would have to have it every day for two weeks and then maybe see if you feel a change.
And then even if you did feel a change, you'd have to somehow cut variables to make sure
that it comes from the alpha brain.
I feel like that's the issue with these products.
Everything it works is almost impossible.
It's almost impossible.
And because of that, it's really hard to review it in the same way I would a cup of ramen
because, I don't know, it's not,
it's not reviewable in the same instant function in the same instant way.
Honestly, I'm a bit of a hater of products like that.
Like vitamins are genuinely effective,
but sort of vague,
patented formulas of which you don't super understand the effects or contents
of always just kind of feel like a scam to me so I don't take them personally I
got it because it's alpha-brain it's kind of a meme and I'll pop a couple and
And if I feel crazy tomorrow, I'll let you know, but to me this shit's a scam.
I'm not going to put it on the tier list
because I don't like personally have enough information to actually give it an opinion,
but that's how I feel about it.
Taking it at 10 p.m. bad idea, but actually...
Okay, we'll try it tomorrow morning.
So we have a few more things I have to review.
I have to review James Hoffman's coffee tomorrow.
I have to review NYX Solt.
Kinetic we can put in C tier.
I don't know if I said that already.
I would put Kinetic in C tier.
I think to me, and I'm putting it in C tier,
not base off of the effects.
I can't speak to the effects.
I have not felt smarter, sharper,
or more well recovered.
Obviously I wouldn't feel that,
by now, I'm putting it in C tier purely off the taste.
It just tastes kind of like butt.
It tastes kind of like butt.
Why not F tier?
Because I could, like, if somebody genuinely feels
the effects of it, who might've say that it's a scam?
Like, if somebody were to have it daily and be like,
I actually really do feel the effects of this
and I now don't have to ingest caffeine or sugar
to get those effects, like all the power to you.
I'm not here to shit on that.
It just tastes like ass.
Placebo, okay, hot take.
Even if it's Placebo, I think it's fine.
Like that's not a bad thing.
If you're able to eliminate caffeine and sugar
because you are getting the same effects from Placebo,
all the power to, that's awesome.
What an awesome thing to have happened.
Do I think the claims seem outlandish? Absolutely, they sound insane to me. It sounds like some
shit that Alex Jones would have said two years ago about a product he was selling, maybe
more like eight years ago, but you get what I'm saying. But I'm just going off taste
alone, which is all I can measure in the moment in off taste, it's a C.
it's fucking on my breath hold up oh this is breath death if you don't know it's
a way to eliminate bad breath but make it fun you ever eat a mint you're like
this is so boring I wish my mouth was getting exploded by your product
voucher by eating also lovin paul we'll get your mouth exploded in with breath
death. Trust me, I'm 30 and recently I've been hanging out a bunch of kids. And when
I open up the breath death candy go crazy. They all freaking love it.
The pop is kind of fun.
Can you hear that?
All right, I got a rat.
Y'all it's very late and I have work to do before I go to bed for at least like a couple
hours.
So I got a rat.
The fun stream, I'm happy we were able to do something outside the gaming setup, have
a little break from gaming.
Let me double check tomorrow.
I think tomorrow I'll probably be live at August 5 p.m.
And tomorrow we're going to react to a couple of videos and then maybe not 100.
Maybe after we'll play Minecraft.
Not 100%, but thanks for hanging out today.
This is fun.
There's a lot of fun.
I like doing streams like this.
So I had a good time.
Hope you guys did too.
Appreciate you all watching, Tim.
you can raid whomever you like.
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That's it, take off for watching,
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Nope, I got work.
I actually have to do some computer work,
so I gotta do it.
Clint's live, I'll rate Clint.
All right, goodbye.
Goodbye, y'all, peace out.
Everyone have a good rest of your night.
Thank you for watching, I appreciate it.
Good night.
Goodbye, this broadcast is gonna end now.
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Oh, still here, okay.
Good night, y'all.
Seriously, have a good one, and I'll see you later.
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