I
What is up shats
No, I'm not gold yet.
Are your meetings, dude?
I am so tired.
Oh
So expired bro, oh my god, I worked so much today
I'm damn exhausted
I'm damn EP
I woke up at 845
But I just crushed like a 90 minute nap. Yeah, I literally went home
I got home because I'm doing this thing after coming back for my trip east where I I
Wake up at like nine. I do my day and then I take like an hour nap and
I go to bed after stream at like 3 a.m. It's really bad
I have a horrible schedule because these naps are killing me so I come home today
I do I do all right the one thing I'm not gonna do today is take a nap brother
Tell me why I finished my Hawaiian barbecue my head it hates my fucking sofa, and I'm out
I'm out
I'm just cooked
I'm I tried so hard I
Tried to fight it
But I lost I
Was defeated
So tomorrow I bounce back what time did you eat lunch I
Didn't eat lunch today I didn't eat lunch
I'm going to be a logger streamer probably going to stream like, you know, seven, eight
hours tomorrow, Friday, no stream Saturday, straight up 16 hours stream Sunday, no stream
for the Super Bowl.
That's my game plan for the next few days.
We gone, thank you the 19 months schedule yay.
Turned by lobster, thank you the 45 months.
Buds with Nick, thank you the six.
Anything specific for those 16 hours?
Yeah, we're doing a sponsored stream with State Farm.
The premise basically is a wheel controls my life
for like the whole day, like 16 hours.
I'm letting a wheel control my life.
It's actually a very chill sponsor, I mean not chill in the sense that it's gonna be
a long stream with a lot of horrible things, but it will be like a fun stream I think.
And I have to do a milk mile if it rolls.
We're gonna have a milk mile.
milk mile will be on the list did you see what ray put in the f slur group chat what
happened what is this what the fuck is this so okay here's the deal there's a
But a drama I have not been gaming with the group known as f slur for a couple of days now
Honestly, I haven't given them probably since our successful Minecraft run
It's been maybe a week a little over a week 10 days or something to that effect
Uh, here's the deal. They've been gaming a lot together without me
Okay, Fleur. I don't know what they call themselves. No wait, it would be what's their name without me?
Fissure
Okay, they've been excluding me now
They've been pretty inactive in the chat except for Leslie bragging about her amazing CS to rank which to her credit
It is pretty amazing. She hit
12 and a half K and I think she's up like 13. I'm good. She's doing really well
it's surf no it's fissure it's fissure and I honestly think it sounds a bit
crass anyway drama because they hop in the chat they hop in the chat and all
Ray says is my new fave lol cow clip and guess what fucking clip she posted
She posted the fine bird brother by the way, she doesn't understand the clip
She's saying my new favorite clip. She understands none of it
She does not know that soul sand is a shorter block than a regular building block
She does not know that you cannot build on a half block because it is higher than your jump height
She doesn't know any of this. She says my new favorite clip brother, what do you mean?
It's your new favorite clip
What do you mean?
My new favorite movie is Amelie.
Sorry, I don't speak French and I watched it dubbed with no subs.
I know!
I can't!
I live in a forest I know!
I hate him bro.
He rattles and okay rattles more beef by the way a lot of drama happened this week.
Rettles the Minecraft pro shop fire rebellions Minecraft creator who we did the 71 against
Invited back Feinberg to some 3v3 tournament. He was doing okay
He invited back Feinberg to some 3v3 tournament. Okay, where was my invite? I
Didn't get one
Yes, sorry rocket League broke he invited him to a rocket League 3v3 I didn't get an invite
What was that about?
Now a couple of you guys are saying your ass, your ass, uh, they lost with Feinberg, you know?
So maybe they should have taken a chance on me. Maybe things would have gone our way a little bit.
I don't know. I don't know. I'm getting snubbed on an invite.
Anyway, I saw this YouTube video. I don't know what it's about. I'm just going to watch it live react.
Squeaks Daily is a, an evil YouTube channel
That will make their title like Squeaks says Ludwig should die and then it's like a 40-minute fucking video
I mean you go to the timestamp and then you click on the timestamp that says Ludwig and it'll be like
Would you want to kill Ludwig or seven orphans?
I don't know. Maybe I'd kill Ludwig and I'm thinking about it and that's then that's the fucking clip
And then it's 30 minutes of him yabbing about whatever else and it's like brother. Why did we make this the title?
Is this a for exclusively me to get you a view like what is this level of clickbait?
By the way, I got to apologize for my
Second channel's level of clickbait. So my second channel has been uploaded gaily on Ludwin if you guys are not a Ludwin subscriber
It's time to hop on the train
Start now. Otherwise, you can be called a bandwagon fan
All right, here's the deal bro. Ludwin uploaded a video of me playing a
a little game called Gran Turismo.
Okay, tell me why they made the original title.
Let me see if I can pull it up.
I don't even want to, I don't even want to say it because I don't want to misspeak here.
Your favorite racist is back at it.
Okay. Look, I know the racist meme. Brother, that's not leaving a lot of room for interpretation there.
That is not a kind of fire title.
That is not a kind of fire. You can't just name it your favorite racist is back at it.
Did you nap? Be honest, girlfriend. I slept fucking 90 minutes.
I feel like shit. I feel like shit. My head hit the pillow. I had squeaks on the TV. He lulled me to sleep
All I wanted to do is not nap today instantly naps
I'm so mad
Anyway, let's watch the clip all absolute return. We're going through a tumultuous time. That's what I'm saying
It's a tumultuous time
Let me think wait, let me tell you why I didn't mean let me think because
of drama, the drama that's been happening.
For example, what did you do?
I didn't do anything.
I think that's the problem.
I was watching Ludwig play Minecraft yesterday.
Why does he say my name?
Like it's a negative thing, like a pejorative.
You're supposed to pal-a-ton together?
Yeah, instead I took a freaking 90 minute nap.
And then in the listen how he says my name I was watching Ludwig play Minecraft yesterday and then in he says it like you say China
No, not even a little bit he says Ludwig like it's a bad thing. He goes Ludwig. I say China normally in the middle of his run
He said this one isn't for you guys and ended
It made me laugh so hard. Something about it was so beautiful.
Yeah, it was beast mode. It was beast mode. Some shit ain't for y'all. Some shit for me.
Anyway, I went on to lose that game.
Mike, shut down again.
then you lost it's not about the result bro it just wasn't for you like it
seems like you're a little better about it it wasn't for you bro it's for me
wonder lose that shit was for me and he faded out like they like faded out it
was actually a miss this was not for you guys it was actually an incredible
cinematic moment. I could just stop laughing because the juxtaposition of that with Minecraft,
which I don't know, maybe I'm just old fashioned, but it's like blocks to me. And it's like
guy actively playing Mario 64. Like, what are we doing here? What are we, brother?
Jack and a cat. You're fucking coming out of a pipe. You're popping out of a pipe.
I'm gonna go woohoo!
And over him not playing blocks correct is so funny man.
And you Angus B.
Yeah I wanna play Minecraft.
I maybe wanna play Minecraft, but I don't wanna do MCSR.
I wanna just do hard port.
I wanna play MCSR at some point.
I just don't know.
I don't know how to speed up.
Hop in bro, water's warm and everybody's
fucking hopping in to fuck me over.
Sorry, actually you should play, that was a lot of fun.
Yeah, Minecraft after the chat cleanse.
Oh God.
But it's so funny because I'll read some of the chatters in Ludwig's Sheave and I'm like, oh, there's Smash Owl.
It makes so much sense.
Oh, oh, there are some chatters I know who are typing strange things.
Oh, what do you call?
How old is Squeaks?
Uh, he's about as old as Feinberg looks.
I'll let you figure that one out, D'Rapchu.
All an apple on the floor, a floor full.
Brother, I said I want to watch a full run and then study, but you keep resetting your runs.
Don't use me as an excuse for you not studying, right?
Also, what are you studying? Like, we have so many subject experts.
Alright, that's it. Anyway, that's my drama.
That's the drama I'm dealing with, okay?
Getting attacked by members of Epsilon
And and Fusely hasn't said a word to me
She's also pissing me the fuck off because I feel like the only reason is because she's 14k and CS2 now
I feel like she thinks she's above me Loki
Don't say she is
She is not
She is not bro
No, we cannot watch weeks daily for the rest of the stream. Oh
My god snatch I was in chat
We're doing MCS our rank today. I don't know what we're doing today to be honest. I just I clicked go live and here we are I
Have no plan I
Talked about maybe watching the fineberg all advancement speedrun today
The only issue is, and I don't mean this with any offense.
It is way longer than I thought it was.
Like I thought he beat the game kind of quickly. Nope.
I don't know if I'm being rude here.
Two hours, really?
Two hours.
Okay, all right, and that's sorry. That's a record. Okay. All right. I didn't know that
was a I didn't know that was a record. I didn't know you could spend two hours doing something
and call that a record. Try doing all advancements. Here's the deal. I don't know what all of
the advancements are like I don't I don't even know. All I know when it comes to advancements
are the ones that I get when I play Minecraft freeing the end like beating the ender dragon.
And when you get all the status effects on you like I know that one's really hard.
probably it should we watch the run I mean we can watch it bro is this the
world record is this actually the world record the only reason I ask is it
because it has a poultry amount of views for what I assume is the world
record. All right, let me tag the entirety of my Discord. Let them know I'm live on Twitch
Watch the edited one. I feel like I should watch the the record record. No.
Not the edited one.
$100 if you beat me in one round in Fortnite Box Bites, first to 10.
Austin Wang, let me do you one better.
I just got $10 from you and I don't have to do anything.
So why would I ask for 90 more if I have to work for it?
Things are going pretty well for me right now, Austin.
Not gonna lie.
Kind of like the 10.
Thank you ODUGS for the nine months.
Appreciate that.
Maddie Howard, thinking the 41 months.
Road to Gold Baby, you know how to say baby in Chinese, Baobae.
We're going to my Chinese right now.
I'm getting a little better.
Thank you the twitch prom appreciate it
Do you play CS 2 I need to get my CS 2 rank, but it takes like 10 games
So I want to wait for a day that I have like 10 games to play
Then maybe I'll run it
It probably won't be for a little bit though
Pretty give me like a couple weeks here
You should check out Karen on stream. What's Karen? I saw a couple people say this now
Here's 10 more dollars speak some Chinese to me Austin. I'm gonna do you one better. I got $20
I'm speaking fucking English, and I'm not even playing you in fortnight. That's just pretty easy life
There's a pretty easy life
Loota thank you the 51 months. Let me know if you want to play some CS 2 I am 30k and friends with Tarik I
Don't know why you're and
Like no discredit to yourself. I don't know why you're using your friendship with Tarik
As a reason that we should play together because I'm just friends with Tarek
Like if Tarek is the cool guy and you being friends with Tarek would make me want to play with you
Why would I just play with Tarek directly?
Very known thank you to 50 members on YouTube. I
Appreciate that
All right, here's the deal. Okay. I see the video game. Oh, this is the game that Ray was playing
Tarek says you are only a co-worker. Should we do the funeral tests? He's live right now
Like you want to do like a circle straight from my cover
If I died would you come to my funeral you get the swing your advantage
You don't want to do just AD because you'll peek too far out. You want to say the Toro's bottle is wide out
out
Yeah, yeah
Apparently if I was alive you wouldn't read my fucking message fuck is circle tripping, bro
They got me fucked up. I come from our oh shit. Wait, wait, wait. Oh
Dude
Did he just oh my god, I just erased my entire kid
I'm gonna crash out bro. Okay give me a second. I was gonna have everything now. That is insane, dude
I don't think he's coming. Thank you for the hundred members very no, I see that I appreciate the hundred members
A lot of members
How long till I call it by the way, this is like getting kind of embarrassing
I'm not sure.
Fucks my defense dog.
I like that.
It's okay for it to be broken.
Is it okay if my backpack's broken?
It has 11.
Yeah, that's ideal.
She's still going!
That means like if you-
How long has it been?
It'll just be ashes.
How long has it been?
I wish my whole inventory I would like turn to ashes.
He's beating the show with that augment, don't got it.
Oh my god.
He just read the whole...
What was in the chat?
Lot of wagons.
You're a Minecraft demon dude.
Been seeing you out there dude, you're fast as fuck.
If I died when I come to your funeral probably at no angle I guess.
If you die when I come to your funeral, not in a lie,
I would be too sad to show up, shared up, I wouldn't be there.
I would put it in the solo, it's just an inventory full of like, one-on-one fire.
I would think it's fake news, I would think it's bae.
It's good, I get it, but it's your funeral, I think it's bae.
I think it's a YouTube video prank, I don't show up.
Either dad or I'm too sad that I'm pulled up.
Okay, you know what, maybe that's actually kind of nice, I guess.
I'm not in the way, like, I don't fuck with you.
I feel like that's the nicest way someone could say no.
I mean, it's a no, it definitely fucking stings.
That's too real, dude, that's too real for you, bro.
It definitely fucking stings, but I like it's the nicest no I could have received
Thank you the $10 kev
Okay, well this is I'm I'm learning a little bit more about myself. Okay. Okay. Well, what about what about what about what about what about squeaks
This week's end stream. What are you streamed for hours?
You
Forgotten you owe me alien wear money. Did he dead-ass stream four hours call it a day?
It's super TF live
Yo, would you come see my funeral if I died
Yeah, would you cut my funeral if I died?
Smiley face, here's my wig.
Smiley face.
That's fine, whatever.
Yeah, I would actually.
Thanks for the input.
You're welcome.
But I'm not going to your fucking Superbowl party because you're a Patriots fan and that's great.
Fuckin' good.
Nobody likes Patriots fans.
Why, when I ask the question, did he do the hmm dance?
He did the dance that you do that like when somebody asks you if you want to go to Chili's, you want
Yeah, yeah, we can go to Chili's. Yeah, that's fine like and it's it's like we're talking about my funeral
Like what are we doing here? What are we doing here?
Okay, is that count that's one in one though. That's one one, right? That's one one. That's not bad to be honest
One one that's pretty good low-key that's pretty good. I
Feel like it's actually kind of pretty good
All right, let me ask Liam
Would you come to my funeral if I died?
This is good. This really showing me
Oh, he's doing a stable no university
I might actually clear a good stables
There's no university reads chat. What's his rank by the way hold up. He's actually kind of fast right now
He's low key kind of fast
Like seven minutes that is a clean stables pretty much complete this is very clean
He's too logged in
Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Bray.
Oh, shit.
I think I punched him.
I'm not sure.
It is what it is.
Wait, is Ludwig here?
Who's someone added Ludwig?
Is he actually here?
I'm here.
Are you just lying?
He was?
Really?
I just ignored him.
LUD!
Ludwig, my goal is to...
I don't know what your PB is now,
but I'm planning to beat you in a fraction of the time.
No offense.
It's supposed to be a compliment.
You're motivating me.
Would you come to my funeral if I died?
Honestly, no.
Like, seriously, I probably wouldn't.
Because I don't really like funerals.
I've only gone to one funeral before,
it was like for somebody I didn't even know and I just wore headphones and listened to
music. I'm not a funeral guy. I don't know what I'm celebrating though.
Do you think?
That is a 757.
Some people are funeral guys?
Oh, we're almost back to cult 3. I think 500 must be cult 3, right?
Do you think some people are funeral guys? Do you think some people are funeral guys?
I think some people must enjoy
you know, there's people out there like
eat human and shit.
We're funeral guys.
Invite me to the next RuneScape DMM tournament.
Please, I would clear everybody
in any RuneScape competition.
As long as there's not actual RuneScape players there,
if it's people that don't know how to play,
I would actually shit on all of them.
Okay.
one for two, I guess. I'm not looking really good in terms of my odds right now. I don't
think Feinberg would go to my, Feinberg, would you go to my funeral? I don't think Feinberg
would go to my Feinberg. Would you go to my funeral?
I don't think I got to be your fucking
my new stature is gonna happen. Um, I don't remember the last time I
was at a funeral. Okay. Why does everybody start with um, like
brother, you know, if the first word out of your mouth, is it
Yeah, like G fucking G. Um, I don't really know, like, what do you mean?
I just say, yeah, to the word, yeah.
You wouldn't go to FineBergs?
Of course not.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Why would I go to the funeral of the man that I killed with my bare hands?
I'm not an idiot.
I'm not trying to get caught.
The difference is he has no reason to not go to mine.
If I died it was trying to kill him and something went horribly awry
What what ethereal being did you piss I swear you made you made a very powerful person very angry
the hell is that?
I'm so wealthy yet so poor.
Well gamers you know.
He's in a group.
The house fell in. That's good.
Hey well if I died would you come to my funeral?
I guess I should lower the standards. If I typed in chat would you notice?
Oh come on! Are you kidding me?
Okay, why is this chat saying say no?
What the fuck?
We aren't coming-
I died would you come to my funeral
Is it came to get out of now
Tyler one ended Tyler one would have had my back, bro. I wish Tyler was still alive, bro
He would have had my back for real
Tyler would a hundred percent show a
Ask Emmy Roo my Red Bull co-worker
The only reason Emmy Roo is going to my funeral is because Red Bull contracts her to go to or something and she's like skydiving out of a fucking place
All right, whatever man. Let's focus guys today
I wanted to do a little bit of studying
Apparently, the guy who watches me play Minecraft also plays the game himself.
I didn't know about this.
His name is Feinberg and he holds the world record for all advanced mints.
And this is apparently like impressive.
What I understand is it is basically the 100% category of Minecraft speedrunning.
I don't know how popular it is.
Let me take a look real quick.
This is Java edition, right?
So the world record is two hours in five minutes
and there's about 103 people who have submitted runs.
So it is somewhat popular,
but the time also has gone down drastically
over the last few years.
believe the world record in 2020 was by Illumini who did it in 15 hours. And since then, yeah,
Illumina with a 15 hour time was the world record five years ago. And since then it's been
chopped down to two hours just recently. And this is where it's kind of sat for a while.
So anyway, we're going to take a look here. This is the video, right? This is it. Yeah,
us is it. So I'm going to take a look. I might skip through some portions because this is the
vaude. It's quite long, but we're going to take a look here because I don't really know what all
the achievements are. All I know is that apparently it's kind of hard to do.
So I don't know what he's looking for off right. It looks like a desert temple, right?
and this is rsg in the sense that like obviously the seat is not filtered obviously the seat is
not tampered with in any way it's okay watch the 1.21 run i feel like i should watch the world record
right and this is the world record or is it better to not watch the world record
Why reset I have eight pearls and the trades were done that
get rage baited
so yeah I think like two stacks at least the only thing I know
that you kind of want is I shouldn't pause because it's so long
uh an enchanted apple right oh there it is because I think that's the hardest item to get
I know this from five seconds of a small end video.
I heard enchanted apples are hard.
Is that another?
Oh, that's a spillage.
Can I look at the top of my eyes close?
No.
Okay, can I pause?
This is the world record?
Like, what are we doing?
This is it, like...
Dude, it looks like a shitty start to a ranked game
So he gets a lot of food that's a good amount of obby you could go to the nether if you wanted I
I feel like is this is does Feinberg have dirt on other Minecraft players and that's why they're not just beating his record
Do you want me to get in a call and explain if you hate me that's okay too
Well, you don't have to add an if to the sentence, Fineberg.
We know the answer.
But I'll call you if there's something I'm confused about.
Right now, you've done nothing like you used to talk about.
Like brother, what do we...
Right now, what I think is that there's a cabal in the Minecraft community, Fineberg
has a bunch of dirt on everybody, which is why they haven't decided to beat his
record because, right, like it's poultry.
Okay, he's getting some iron tools.
So that counts, right? This is an advancement. He's in the Iron Age.
So this thing at the top, are these the hardest things to get? Is this why they're static and lower?
The God Apple Hives Collected Trident Shells, Skulls, Debris? Are these the hardest things to get?
Why are they- why are they-
Oh my God, and- What is this fucking seed, by the way?
This seed is a God seed!
Wow, like I literally couldn't you could not have more crying in the way
How is he complaining about this seat? He has a seat that literally has a desert temple a ruined portal
12 obby in a village next door with food
Awesome giving ten dollars let it be judging people when he's not good at any video game sad face
And you spawned on a bastion
Is this not a God seed?
What the fuck is this overlay, bro?
Dude, minecrafters are so awesome because they'll have a community who will draw them
as the most breathtaking twink-bodied male to ever exist, and then the minecrafter
question will be just a man with the worst
posture you've ever seen I don't know
what he's looking for I see fast shit
maybe the the best path to get there
oh speedbridge speedbridge speedbridge
speedbridge oh that's actually a pretty
brave job on. Okay, we're doing some navigation through the
nether. So my guess is he's going to the nether to trade for a bunch of resources to better
Achieves a lot of the advancements because you get so many material you probably get the most materials of any
Excursion maybe outside of Desert Temple in terms of like effort in for materials received by trading gold at a bastion
This so far this this is actually just a dead-ass normal ass speed run 15 obby w oh
Fuck and it's housing
And he's gonna break these
And he missed a bit of a choke there
You know what I don't get is in this housing route you block off all that the the
Piggy's behind you, but then how do they get there? Oh that whole that he does
The issue is most of what I know about Minecraft is the standard speedrun and then like what
I've seen from Dr. Donuts YouTube shorts.
So I've seen that there's a device known as the Elytra that allows you to fly and there's
also a device such as the Totem which allows you to live if you die.
So I'm assuming Dr. Dodonite's tools is maybe what he's going for.
I don't know how you get the Elytra.
I think it's in a so-called end village, but I don't know if you build it or what.
I'm assuming he's not really even going to a fortress after this.
Or maybe he is going to.
Is he trying to beat the game right away?
Maybe he is actually.
Okay, we're getting some backup gold here.
All right, we can skip through this part, just to exit, because this is a pretty standard
run.
So, I'm assuming the seed only matters for the start, do you know what I mean?
The seed's kind of irrelevant after the start, because if you get a good start, then
you're just gonna get the tools to move around
please do a let's play you sound stupid yet you can beat minecraft in fifteen
minutes
you have to understand that i played minecraft
before
anything was really a part of the game
i played it in college
like two thousand fifteen
so where am i going
and then i speed ran it
They got- they didn't have anything.
I played on my Mac in college.
The task all advancement speed runs is only five minutes?
I don't know what the fuck does it even mean.
What does that even mean, bro?
How's it only five minutes?
Dude, I hate when lava comes out of holes.
That's old version AA, new version is capped at an hour, what does that even mean?
That's old AA.
I don't like that the all advancements has taken this one from the alcoholics, you know
what I mean?
Okay, so we're getting our blaze rods.
Yeah, I mean it looks like a very standard run, albeit pretty slow.
But I think the reason it's a bit slower than a normal speed run is because he's keeping
a lot of stuff and getting a lot of food that he might not normally get.
But it looks like he's on like a 12 minute run pace.
It's pretty quick.
What's Fyber's RSD record?
815 I ran a mile 815 in the fifth grade slow fuck sorry sorry no 815 is really impressive
It's not like I'm not used to it bro.
I thought they were like one bro.
Dude I was fast in the fifth grade.
When I ran the mile in the fifth grade I was the fastest kid in my class.
and then I found out how fast the other kids in other classes ran it and it turns out that my class
is just full of big big losers because the other classes were crushing six minute times in the
fifth grade and that was really devastating news when I found that out all right it looks like
he's collecting a lot of the books I imagine this is to enchant stuff later on I don't know if
that was like a number he was happy with but it seems like he was oh he fell in the portal room
sw
hey look i built a machine that electrocutes me when i take damage in minecraft and beat your
rsg record with it and made a video just to make fun of you everyone said you would be too scared
or too bad to try it dude that that is nice bait there everybody said you'd be too scared
to try. Everybody in the school said your penis was too small and you were pussy.
I don't know, it's just what everyone was saying.
What do you fucking mean everyone said that?
Who- who- did you ask anyone?
I don't know, I heard everybody saying that.
Okay, does he hit the zero?
If he doesn't hit the zero and it's a world record, it's kind of embarrassing, low key.
Okay. All right, tough to see the damage with all the shit in the overlay, but it looks
like you nailed it. Did it th- I don't hear any death noises. Oh, died. Okay, good job.
How long would it take for you to hit a zero? I think I could hit a zero if I really
He grinded it in like four to five hours.
But probably like one, it would probably like be one,
like one, you know what I mean?
It'd be like one.
I'm sick.
Oh, so he's not going through the end.
What is he doing?
Where is he going?
What is that?
what was that where is he what the fuck is this what was that what was that what
is this is this vanilla are you supposed to pearl does that is that always there
or does that appear after you kill the ender dragon
only after how do you get home this seems like you're so far where did he
get rockets from when the fuck did he get rockets how did rockets disappear
He crafted them? Oh, I missed that.
Dude, what is this place? Why is he getting tree?
You know what's funny is like, I feel like he's done no achievements so far.
Second ship, I just should play this.
Like, I'm not doubting that this isn't fast,
but he's done like so few achievements.
He didn't even get lava in a bucket. That's an easy one.
He's on 25 of 80. Where do you see that?
Where are you guys seeing that?
What is this room?
Oh, I like this color purple. It's actually really nice. Oh, it's a shulker box
Isn't that a chest? Why is he attacking a chest? Oh my god diamond
W. Oh
Wait, he got the elytra. Okay. The elytra was the thing on the painting, right?
Yeah, that's the thing of the paint. Who's this guy? Who the fuck is this guy? Who's a shulker box?
Because I've never been here in my life this was in the game in 2015
I never beat the game in 2015. I just told you I played it. I'm playing on a fucking MacBook
Like what did you think was going on? You thought I was playing on a MacBook and I was in the end city. Oh
Oh, okay a brewery potion that's gonna come up later.
He's gonna need to brew some po- who are these guys?
Why does he keep attacking?
Okay, so now he has the Elytra.
And now he gets a bunch of tools.
Ooh, Fortune 3, that's pretty good.
What? Wait, what?
Wait, how- he just combined boots?
What is that? How did he combine boots?
How do you combine two pairs of boots to get one pair of boots?
They have bad enchants, you want to clear them?
Is there always a wind noise in Minecraft? It's so loud. I've never heard that. It's
so loud. Are these chests like scary? Like he's treating it like it's an iron golem.
Do you want to get back up, shulker wings? Yeah, you did. Oh, two brewing stands.
You really like brewing
They make you fly
Okay
So he made rockets of TNT right
So really this is just a looting mission is this to save time on
mining in
The overworld because it's really slow to get all these materials normally
Like is the dream to exit here with full diamond
Wow, he's getting a lot of diamonds
Dude, why don't well that was a stupid question
I was gonna say why don't I just go here to get full diamonds to beat the ender dragon
But you've already beat the under dragon to be here
What's the hardest boss in Minecraft I
Never fought anyone I know the warden exists, and I know the wither exists and whoa what the fuck?
What are you kidnapping this child?
Wait, what are you doing? Why are you kidnapping the kid with the?
Are you dragging this kid behind you?
What is he doing?
Why are you dragging the child in the box behind you?
Minecraft's righted again.
What is this?
What achievement could this possibly be?
Advancement.
Drag.
Shulker box, 5,000 feet.
Wait, I don't see it anymore. Is it gone? Oh, there it is.
Wow, that one's really accurate.
Oh, this is a portal to go back home.
Brother, what?
Is this really something you're supposed to do in a speedrun?
Oh, I see what happens when it hits you now.
It hits you with the Willy Wonka.
It makes a fart noise and hits you with a willy wonka
Was that advancement why are you okay? I'm mind blown right now. I am mind blown
So the devs were dead ass like oh, we're gonna use of
We're gonna have players use a fucking fishing rod to drag a shulker box 5,000 blocks into the overworld
please call fine bird do you think he knows what's going on I like how they
make farty noises all right we're gonna take a little break we're about one
tenth of the way through the video I'm gonna call fine bird just for an update
on what's happened so far.
What's up, man?
Mushy, Mushy.
You enjoying?
Yeah, but you wouldn't go to my funeral.
What the fuck was that about?
I said yes, after you needed my stream.
Yeah, well, you kind of like mulled it over like you're like,
I'm going to see you.
Well, I don't think people are usually
ecstatic about going to funerals or, you know, like jump.
I would be pumped to go to yours.
You said you wouldn't.
Well, yeah, I wouldn't be pumped to hear that, you know, whatever.
Oh, yeah.
Should we focus?
Yes.
So I want to just give you a recap of what I think happened and you tell me what I'm missing.
Yes. So you just went through, you clearly picked a God seed and pretended it was
RSG because you had, you know, awesome desert temple, village and ruin portal back to back to back.
And you beat the game as quickly as you can.
So you could get a light dress you could travel quicker and then in the end village
You're dragging around child shulker boxes so that you can experiment on them later with your brewing stands that you've also
Collected in your full diamonds so that you're defended by everything
Yeah, that's actually basically correct the start of the run is
Basically the exact same as a normal speed run
You just need you need gunpowder good you use gunpowder to cut the rock. It's not tainty. You said tainty earlier
But it's the gunpowder and the most consistent way to get gunpowder
It's from the like four chests of the bottom of the temple temples are good for other reasons
So it's like a really nice overlap
But that's why the runs always starts a lot of temple because it's basically like a temple seed in ranked
But I also need like I have 17 bread right now
I think I left the village at the start with like 50 so you need obviously way more stuff
And yes, I'm God Apple. Did you get that?
Yes, the God Apple is good. I wouldn't I don't reset for it. Oh, really?
It's about like a one in ten on average from each from each temple
It's like a two point three percent from each chest
So it's about a one in ten and you need to hit like
I'd say thirteen to fourteen temples on average in each run
So you'll hit it like it's one of those things
It's like if I have it at the start of the run
maybe I'll force the run a little bit more back when I was playing, but it's not something that I
would like strictly reset for, because it just shows up a majority of the time later.
And two more things. The books are for doing enchantments later.
Yes, the library and the struggles for books, those chests, there's two chests in the big
libraries, those also can have enchanted books, and this run I just got unlucky and I didn't
get them, but it's like a nice bonus thing.
This is crazy, you know?
Um, I'd say the start of this was good.
Like I was, I haven't watched this run back in so long.
Um, I forgot, uh, they all blend together when I would play.
Um, but this was a 13, like a mid 13 outer end, which is pretty good.
I think my average, um, our end was probably like mid 14, but the,
the electric is pretty far.
Um, it's pretty rare.
Like these, these entities are pretty rare.
generated wise. Like overall this outer end is good, but it took me a long time because
once you get the electric, like as you can see, it's just it's so much faster, right?
Because you're just flying, you know, running or parling or anything.
It's been eight months since his record was made and no one's beaten it. Is this because
you have dirt on the other runners? Why have you not beaten yourself? Are you not interested?
It technically got beaten in a way. I'll explain this now because it's important. It's
I guess kind of a little bit of a spoiler, but the the obtained trident thing, that fifth thing
on the third row. That's only needed for two advancements. They're actually on the second
row on the far right. Throwaway joke and very, very frightening. Throwaway joke is easy. You
just throw a trident at anything. Very, very frightening is throw a trident at a villager
and get it to turn to a witch from lightning. That's just a game interaction. That's an
advancement. The problem is thunder is rare. It happens on average once every six hours
And it's also completely seed independent, game independent.
There's nothing you can do about it.
There's literally just a line in the level file that tells you where the seed is and
what the spawn coordinates is.
There's just a line that determines the weather, and that's random every time.
So even if you play set seed, which people do, the weather is still completely random.
And the odds of getting thunder in a little bit over two hours is a one and four.
So this run at the time was actually really lucky because it was world record at the time
and I never had a faster pace where I was just missing thunder because there's a lot of like
runs can die to a lot of stuff. Obviously, the God apple I cannot get the God apple I can miss,
you know, any one of the advancements just RNG. But you could make the argument that it's like,
oh, if I went a different way on the seed or I got luckier, like,
flew a different direction or the drops are better, I could have, you know, I could
have done something better. Like not realistically, but if I, if my brain was thinking a
a different way I could have gotten the record. But Thunder is just like fully random. So there
is someone who beat my time around five months ago. They got a 202, but they didn't have
Thunder. It's doi pingu. He's the like, I think he's in second on the spear.com. We do well
when you looked. He's definitely better than me currently, because I just haven't played
this category in a while, but he has a 202. He just didn't get thunder. He didn't hit
the one on four. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have a 202 by the game definition
number two or two, but by just like, you know, the skill based stuff he did in the run is
just better. Like he had everything but thunder for the last time. And then when you're waiting
on thunder, you're just digging around sitting in a village waiting for it to rain.
I mean, this is like low key hitting up, you know, a ranked PB in a private room. It's
like, yeah, I mean, he hit it, but you don't count it. Like it wasn't in a match.
True. I mean, I do sell the world record. But yeah, that's, I don't know, the
category is just really fucking hard. Because you have to do the normal any person beating
the game and then a million other things as you'll see.
So there's just not that many people that play it because ranked is like
way more approachable.
Yeah, it looks hard.
I don't have a, I don't have a hit out on any of the runners, but
Pingu is going back to school in a couple of weeks and he said he's not
going to play anymore.
So.
Yeah.
I wonder why that is.
I wonder who talked about of that.
It's interesting.
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
Well, you're on track.
I kidnapped that little kid.
You're on track.
Okay.
Feel free to call me again if you're confused in the future.
Yeah, we'll do.
Yeah.
What is Feinberg doing with Pingu?
I think he's treating him like the shulker box
Why is he getting all this gold is he gonna go back and trade more
Just breaking why does this breaking this chest give you obby?
Isn't that random a shit
Also, why does obby?
Why does why does he need obby?
Also, why doesn't he make a diamond pickaxe?
Did he just say that out loud?
He just make a damn diamond pick.
It would take a few seconds.
would go way faster.
Oh, efficient.
That's why he didn't make it because he's going to get an
awesome pickaxe from the box.
Oh, he made a choker chest.
A choker chest.
Is it chests that I don't really know how it works.
You can put stuff in it and carry it with you.
It's like a second inventory for your body.
Right.
A shulker chest, a shulker box.
It's a backpack.
Um, what's a backpack?
Did they get rid of shulker boxes in lieu of backpacks?
Cause I actually saw backpacks in 1.21.
Do they have both?
Oh, a bundle.
That's.
I got a bunda, you know what I'm saying? That means butt in British
Okay, he's going for a lot of resources
What is he eating eating eating ender berries wait what what what challenge complete? What was the challenge?
Oh, is the fruit making him teleport?
He's eating teleporting fruit, and if you eat four teleporting fruit, you get an advancement.
Congrats on eating my fruit!
Teleport fruit gives you an advancement.
Oh, it's dark.
Oh, there he is!
What is he gonna do with this joker box? I really don't get it.
He's speed bridging, he's speed bridging, he's speed bridging, W bridging?
Why doesn't this break the boat?
Where's the point? Why is his render distance down? How does he know he's here?
I've been sharing these in my shits. Pace isn't that crazy.
Die on world record, Pace. Pace isn't that crazy.
He's- oh yeah, you need- what?
You need 164 gold blocks? Am I reading that right?
And he's at 10?
What?
Okay, so I've seen...
Okay, I've seen YouTube Shorts where it goes...
And it's somebody placing like the final blocks on a pyramid of like diamond blocks and then they place a final piece and then it goes
And there's a light that shoots up into the sky. Is that a beacon and why the fuck do they make that?
It boosts area effects.
How big is the area?
Does it depend on the size of the beacon?
Why don't I just make a smaller beacon?
You can kill the wither boss for it.
There's so much about this game I don't know.
It's like insane.
insane how much about this game I don't know. Is he doing the I had a dream
achievement? I hope he is. Oh there's the beacon, he made it.
That's not a beacon yet, is?
Oh, you're right, it's an enchanting table.
Oops.
Okay, so I know how to get the egg.
Wait, why did he put the...
Wait, what?
How did the...
Wait, what?
I don't get what happened.
How did the shulker box appear here?
Wasn't the shulker box, didn't he put it on that bridge by itself?
Oh, he added on a- I don't really get how the fuck fishing rods work, I'm not gonna
want it.
Did he skip the credits?
I kind of like the credits, why'd he skip it?
Where you going?
Where you going, bud?
Get up, Finn!
Where you going?
Oh, he's looking for Lapis Lazuli.
Because lapis lazuli is what you need for enchanting
Okay, and he built a cross very religious of him very symbolic
Seeds
For compost is that an ad that's an advancement actually right so a compost box I
I think that's an advancement.
I'm really scared of the dragon egg shop they'll leave at.
My leader Wardmod said it's fine if I don't do the advancement.
Wait, what?
I'm really scared of the dragon egg shop they'll leave at.
My leader Wardmod said it's fine if I don't do the advancement.
He's in talks with the leader Wardmod on skipping an advancement,
but getting the world of record?
That's interesting because when Pingu skipped an advancement, it didn't count.
Hmm.
It does sound like there's a light lost in Feinberg's eyes whenever he plays the video game,
but when he watches me play the video game, he reverts to like a seven-year-old child with whims in his eyes.
Ha ha ha! Yeah! And then him playing it himself.
like it's crazy the difference I am a JB they call me a joy burner okay so now
he is building a bunch of tools okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is gonna
make it for for is he just trying to do random shit it doesn't feel like there's
a lot of thought in what in terms of what he's looking for Judy's enchanting so
much the first set of enchantments after exiting the portal is always the same
Wait, what?
Sweeping edge who the fuck wants that?
Is there an achievement like in chant like ten things or something?
Then she was cold
Cold like good. I don't know what that m30 is that a good thing or a bad thing cold like that was awesome
All right, W enchantments, did he, I don't think he got an advancement.
So where do you, so he's on 30 of 80 advancements, so he needs to get 50 more.
Oh, isn't there an advancement for eating different types of food?
Do you have to eat every food?
Probably not, right?
Get out fifth.
Can you move chat from under your camera?
It's Pineberg's chat.
You're not missing much
They're typing Pats or something get up fit
Damn he really fucking hates fit
Brother I think you're good. I think you got him
Holy shit! 24.
It's looking long, cause I, um...
Oh, he paused and he can look around while paused?
Oh no, no, no, he paused and then he slightly unpauses, looks around and pauses again.
Jesus, bro!
On the downside.
Check out my world record run!
run I spend five minutes feeding the ender dragon and then 38 hours killing
fish I think this is the most time spent on any individual activity
he needs every every fit is to help him breed a cat oh he's going for another
Desert Temple?
Why?
You're cooking kelp?
Oh, the gunpowder to make more rockets.
He even keeps the spider eye? He's really keeping everything.
I don't know if he knows, but you can actually use TNT to blow everything up
and then you can actually pick it up like pretty quickly.
How'd he get poisoned? Oh, he ate the spider eye.
dude he needs so much gold time to get to mining man there's probably like how
How many gold blocks in a treasure bash in like 24?
He has to eat every edible item. Isn't it ironic?
Fineberg eats every edible item in the real world. He's only eaten chicken nuggets in french fries. Never had a fruit in his life.
I saw him playing fucking Celeste piss me off, bro
He's playing it's not I'm not being mean he refuses to eat fruit bro fruit
He's literally the opposite of the I've had every fruit yes, bro guy
He's playing Celeste bro, and he was hunting strawberries and he was like this is the closest I'll ever be to eating a strawberry
It is a delicious treats made by God
It grows on a bush
And it excretes delicious sugary liquid
Like what are we doing?
Have you gotten the God Apple achievement yes, I've gotten every achievement
Have you gotten the what a deal achievement? Yes, bro. I've gotten every achievement
Have you gotten the bullseye achievement? Yes, dude
I watch his videos
They were sad. I'm not gonna lie that meme has gotten so big
that that guy
Cannot post a video without somebody being like have you tried Digitalberry?
I'm going through a tough breakup right now in your videos and these Minecraft streams have helped me get through it.
Thanks for being an amazing creator.
I'm sorry you're going through a breakup, man.
That's just never fun.
If it makes you feel better, the breakup would have happened anyway if you had watched this amount of Minecraft content.
It's kind of a chicken-and-egg situation.
So in a way the only reason you're able to watch it is because of the break up.
Damn! Oh you have an iron or diamond hoe.
Young way hoe.
She is not going to be on an NFL team next year.
I hope he is but I don't think he will be.
Why are you getting carrot?
Oh because you need every type of food.
Wait, so we got two more advancements, I wish I could see what they were.
Return to Sender, that one's easy, hot stuff is really easy.
Hidden, oh hot tourist is easy.
Cover me in debris seems hard though, no?
Isn't it kind of hard to get another right?
I swear I saw a temple over there, I did.
Dude, I can't see anything.
I would hate running all advancements, I'm not going to lie.
Wow, he needs a lot of TNT.
What's all the TNT for?
Ooh, at the very end after beating the game, is he going to make a giant tower of TNT
into the ground and then explode and crash it?
It could be fun.
Oh, for Netherite mining.
Oh, that makes more sense. My idea was more fun though.
Cool. I didn't realize there was one notch even.
Notch is the gapl. And they call it that because they really appreciate and respect
what Notch has done post-minecraft, right? World record, hey bell speed.
I'm new to this community. I didn't call that just to be clear
I guess I would call it the let's respect everybody for is that stupid. I don't know. Hmm. Yeah, I guess that's just what I think
That's just my opinion. Oh freaking canceling
You said you're a Minecraft OG yeah, but I took a big hiatus
It just turns out that there wasn't a lot of support for people playing on a MacBook.
So he's taming every cat with the fish.
How many cats are there?
Seven.
I guess.
Is he listening to music?
He probably is, right?
That's why it's so quiet.
move in the log. Bottom right, Charlie XCX speed drive. Oh, I'm on a speed drive. You
You know you remember the damn cat!
Thank you, CDiGas, for the Twitch Prime.
Potato.
Does he need potato?
Why is he getting so much bread?
He does not need this much, bro.
Am I crazy do they not have cats in ranked games because I feel like I have not seen this many cats in a village
They don't run away from you
Yo, what I love you show should I give you bits or spend it on brawl stars
If the if the two if the dichotomy is brawl stars or a lot of a you should spend on
How much money is it actually hold up how much money is
I don't know if it's like a hundred bucks me and I'll maybe maybe they go a long way over here
you know like you know you know your mom's record bulls are thank you for the 10 gifted on YouTube
dude here's the fucking here's the real shit bro all right you gotta invest that
shit bro now here's the deal there's this company all right it's called Trump
Coin it's way down it is due for a bounce back all right and I also need to
offload mine so if you guys all buy it it might drive the price up I might be
able to sell it this is not financial advice this is a request I'm asking
for it.
White people.
A white people.
That probably felt so good when that person suffered six months and he said that.
It's immortalized in the world record run.
Jelly British Persian Siamese.
Feinberg profiling chatter.
Not how I would do it, but...
300 players simulate underwater civilization.
It is fire. You should go watch it.
I'll maybe dabble. Look, there's a lot of civ videos.
I try to exclusively watch people.
Yeah.
There's a monument here.
I just want to hear how confidently TTS says this again.
White people.
It definitely sounds like white people.
We're watching an all advancement speed run, y'all.
I think he's- Oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on, it's an aquapolis.
So that's why he has the milk on- Oh my god, look at all the gold.
Wait, why don't we go- Why don't we do a aquapolis starts in MCSR?
What's he doing in a shipwreck?
Oh because there's no milk and if they kill you or hit you then you can't mine.
I guess that makes sense.
Is there no way to get milk?
But you can just kill yourself, right?
Doesn't that get rid of mining fatigue?
You'll find where you have a bucket of shit.
Can I see your balls?
Um, um, can kindly kill their butts.
He just asks you your balls and you just say thanks for the eight months.
Did you just kill the child specifically and leave?
Oh, he's looking for a Trident.
Is the only way to get a Trident to pick it off a drop?
Another Aquapolis.
He's going for more gold blocks because again, he needs 164.
I think he's currently at like 30
Stop fucking subscribing to him Jesus
Tier 3 rose hold up can someone check if roses still tier 3 somebody tell her
Throw that into a Roth IRA
No
But congrats on starting the journey
So we got a trident so the only thing he needs to do with a trident find Virgena is throw it at somebody to kill them and
Then make a villager into a witch with lightning
This is all
Backtracking but it's backtracking I need to do so
Does he know where he is because I thought he was in a totally new area like I have no idea where he is
Roth IRA income limit is 125k all fine bird viewers are genius millionaires
You think fine bird viewers are richer than Ludwig viewers?
I feel like Ludwig viewers are richer than fine bird viewers
because I think more women watch him and unfortunately
sorry just to clarify that point which I think is wrong but unfortunately
there's an issue in society and it's something I'm against by the way
and I want to clarify that I think it's very wrong that occasionally women
get paid less for the same positions as men and I think it's back
back to spawn cut that we are doing get white don't say cut the mic I'm trying to defend
the end. Win!
Jai British Persian.
The end.
There's a spawn.
Lovely weather we've been having.
Why do you need to defend them?
I can't defend them. I mean, no, I'm saying
it means a lot, whatever. Just don't fucking ask me questions
that you know are gonna get me in trouble, okay?
I don't know how to speak well.
Let's- let's talk so I can get me in trouble, dude.
Okay? I already had a post on my fucking subreddit saying,
I'm- I watch a lot of get- I'm a woman, I'm embarrassed.
I'm trying to correct that, so less women are embarrassed, so watch me.
Who knows that, uh...
You know, strategically keep avoiding that.
Got it, English major can't speak well.
I'm bilingual, okay?
English is my first language.
But spiritually it's my second
Sure
I'm not gonna lie like the last sort of 10 minutes
Like feel like an absolute throw it feels like he's high high high key into
like slow as shit always doing is flying around slowly going to a couple like
desert temples and aquapolis is gathering my TNC Dan Danny boy said
you're on to something legit Dan Danny boy why are all the netherite so mean
to you and they make fun of you for being slow in a net I find it wrong here
I'm just unsure of the quality of said jungle
It's not fair
They treat dandini boy like he's some sort of
Like he's a really though. It's not fair
We will rise up then any boy
Do you still think the Patriots are gonna win?
I think the Patriots are gonna win.
I think the odds right now for the Super Bowl are grossly over-favoring the Seahawks.
I think right now the odds are minus five and a half, which I think is absurd.
I just think they're genuinely sleeping on the Patriots' defense too much.
Oh, you need paper to make your rockets.
What does he even need a buried treasure for at this point?
He literally has everything that you could possibly get from a buried treasure.
Oh, does he need the, um, part of the sea?
Is he really doing this for 8 gold?
This is so unproductive.
Oh no, he needs a heart of the sea.
You know what's cool about drowning is it does as much damage if you have armor as if you
don't have armor.
Oh, he's making the turtles fuck.
Why is his shellcurt just gold?
Did he just not even stay to watch?
Why wouldn't you watch the turtles?
a weird way but like do they have to make sure they finish it down?
shouldn't you make sure they finish it down?
just make sure everything is done there
I actually think I've only seen like three different types of animals mate and turtles
are not one of them.
Never um I don't know why I divulged that it's just something I can keep to myself
probably three is too many no three is pretty standard I think
are you counting humans? of course i'm counting humans.
for these guys okay that's actually what i wanted to do you're getting golden carrots for to eat food now
why are the choker chest colored i thought that the chokers were purple how are they yellow
I
Horse tamed
So he's just dragging up
This is abuse like a hundred percent bro I
Saw a twitch rumor get came for doing the same as shit as they should have
You know what actually low-key kind of a classy act to drop the horse in water
Are you really gonna make a horse in a donkey mate
Is he really cross-breeding
Brother the people at Mojang have nothing going on
Who made the mule update?
I don't really like modding games that I play, so I kind of don't have anything else to do.
Who sat there and was like,
we gotta make the horses and the donkeys do it.
Guys, it's real.
Watches a really good game though.
So, does he need every animal to mate?
Is this really an achievement, the Great Maitre?
You gotta walk around like you're cupid.
So part of Minecraft speedrunning is like watching what, 15 different animals just
get it on?
What's the achievement called?
Master master?
I don't like that. I don't like that achievement. Can I say that? I don't like that
Some walks around they call themselves the mastermater they should be locked up. I don't think I'm fucking controversial with that sentence
Yes, I've made it every species
I'm sorry, Sean.
The panda situation? Pandas are hard, no?
I believe it's tough because you can only find them in Chengdu.
The only way to get one is if you ask the good people who have them in Chengdu for them.
They have a total, what's the word? Monopoly.
Oh, cookie.
Wow, he really is good at this mating thing, though.
I'm not even gonna lie.
He's moving like Bruce almighty
Dude he's listening to mr. Saxo beat right now
Yeah, thank me feel thank me feel thank me feel
That's awesome!
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop.
Don't hate on that song is one of my mom's faves?
I mean, it's a banger to be clear. Oh my God. He found a panda. Damn, they got big ass.
Can you fit to in a boat? No shade. I mean, that guy's just big as hell.
Just an atriox sized creature.
I feel like it's one of both.
What's with all the bamboo?
I
Think the five gifted can sastic oh because bamboo is what pan is eats. Oh my god, this looks absurd
Why they can mate from boat to boat
boats?
You need to see the logistics on that one.
He's certainly made every animal mate, like what are we waiting on here?
Oh, a pillager outpost.
And a desert temple, and a ruin portal, and a village.
Are minecrafts like uhm...
I don't know what you call them stuff.
This, usually this dense?
Minecraft, uh, what's the word I should be looking for here?
Minecraft things, like uhm...
Structures.
He's got a lot of structures all next to each other.
Is this density of structures normal?
Or should we check him PC?
Brother can't stop talking about Mr. Sex-O-Beat.
He even needs a lot of sugar.
Is this to make paper?
What is this sugar for?
Get coked.
Is it really worth going to these desert temples for like the 18 gold?
But does he still need gunpowder?
I guess it's pretty quick.
Better than digging?
Yeah, I guess.
I just feel like you could go into the nether and get a hundred gold blocks so quickly.
But I guess bashings are harder to find than desert temples in the other world.
You can fly in the nether, right?
Why the fuck?
No, he's making that makes sense
Um
What what are you talking about? What makes sense? I'm just shocked. I'm just shocked. I'm that close to
Overlapping and I never saw anything happen about it. No, no, no, that's fine. What is he? What is he mad about?
Why is he freaking out?
What's overlapping? Oh, he went to the same temple
So he's, he's like getting every type of food and eating it once.
Do you have to eat the cooked version and the non-cooked version?
Wow that's a lot of food.
How much food is there?
I couldn't even guess.
30.
No.
uh 52
oh right return to sender
Jesus why'd you do that
Are you hit me on blocks give fire res
Buddy, I would invest in some fire as I'm not gonna lie to you. Oh the bridge is gonna be clutch. That's like 16 blocks
Wow, you see this is so much better than going to 800 Desert Temples.
And now he's trying to find the next one.
Does he have any fire res?
Or is he just being brazen?
Hot Tourist Challenge, advancement completes.
really a hard challenge. I do that in my MCSR ranked games.
Oh, okay. Treasure bastion. This should be a lot.
I'm fortunate of recurring the theme with a lot of my recent runs.
What? Treasure bastions are good for you, though.
Why is this unfortunate? What's unfortunate about a treasure
bastion? Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, the Nether, Nether Scrap, Nether Scrap, you missed another Scrap.
You missed another Scrap.
Is he gonna get it?
Oh, we got it.
Okay.
Nevermind.
Sorry.
Get me to yell.
Okay, just skip those two blocks, I freaking guess.
Oh, wow.
Look at this.
Why is he keeping him killed?
No, he's not keeping him together.
Oh, he's dropping it, so he tried to do it.
How much obby this boy needs?
So he needs 164 gold blockers.
Probably at, like, what, 60 right now, maybe?
Do you think the pigs are burying the gold in different parts of the Bastion?
Or do you think they're the creators of the Bastion, right?
Do you think they're hiding it from other people?
Ascender
Okay, just real quick we're at minute 58 45 seconds, so let's just back up he has 34 advancements complete
he has done two advancements in
I'm not shitting you maybe
20 30 minutes like
You know I mean like okay, all right
Yeah, so far. Come on.
One every ten minutes?
Okay.
And this is the world record?
Oh, you need to eat the hog's meat?
Isn't that just pork?
Oh, no, you need to make the hog's mate.
Oh, I didn't know hogs made it.
Why'd you kill a kid? There's literally no value to killing this kid.
You were- wait, you just fucking wanted to kill him? Like what was that? Was that a pledge?
Whoa. Subspace- what's that? What's that? Subspace bubble. What's that? Hold up. Google.
Okay Google.
Sub-space bubble. What is that achievement refers to a minecraft advancement for traveling 7,000 blocks in the
overworld by using the nether's 8 to 1 distance ratio. Oh, okay. Does it stack or is it like a one time?
Wait, why did he go out and come back in for... Did he really go out for some nether rack?
Was that it? Wait, what?
He went out for Netherwreck?
He spent 8 seconds to get 15 Netherwreck.
What?
He's making a Zoglin?
What the fuck is that? When you core an apple and smoke weed out of it? What is a Zoglin?
I'm not missing it. I don't need one more.
What is a Zoglin?
Oh my god, a zombie pig!
Ah, zombie, hoglin, zoglin.
You guys are quick.
I'll give you that.
You guys are pretty sharp.
That's a clever naming convention there.
Ooh, look at that fish.
It looks like salmon.
Pufferfish.
You got to cook that well, otherwise it's going to be a little poisonous.
Look how fucked up his character model looks on the screen.
Can you use Zoglin in the sentence?
Um, yeah, it was a Saturday night.
I was in the bath watching Billy Brock's choke Emerald games, smoking that Zoglin.
I could barely feel my toes.
Hey, like you went to ASU, did Dev's bar exist?
I don't know what Dev's bar is, but I recently discovered that ASU was the most mentioned
university in the Epstein files.
Oh my god moosh room moosh rooms moosh rooms. Oh my god. He took away the red
What?
He stole their mushrooms
What
He stole the mushroom of a moosh room
thief
What'd you just say? Oh, I was talking about how we stole the mushrooms of the moosh room.
Why'd he do that? Look at Michael Crow. I always said I fucking hated Michael Crow.
in them damn files.
I knew my university was cooked, but when they brought out my commencement speaker for
my graduation commencement speaker, because you know, I haven't been through uni or whatever.
Maybe they don't do the same shit in Europe.
Usually a college will bring in like a cool speaker, either someone really intelligent
or really special in their field to speak.
They brought Howard fuckin' Schultz of Starbucks.
And that was the guy who spoke at our graduation.
It was the most stinker speech I ever heard in my damn life.
Holy shit, Howard Schultz has no res.
It was lame as hell.
Monuments.
I think he ended his speech with,
and in conclusion, never forget, venti means 20.
British Persian Simon.
Okay, thanks Howard.
We had RFK Jr.
Where the fuck you graduated from?
Phoenix Online?
What the hell?
Buddy, that might be a U-Problem.
Graduated from DeVry.
Huh!
God, that's impressive, honestly.
How'd they get his ass?
God, that's impressive.
How'd they get his ass?
God, that's impressive, honestly.
is that a is that another what is that what is this guy a guardian is this a
boss an elder guardian damn you really getting your shit a
It's not hardcore, right? No, for sure not.
I feel like a hardcore run of this wouldn't be that much harder, no?
Oh, you need the shells. Are the shells that rare? This is the first time I've seen them in the run. You need to collect eight shells.
Just overlays kind of butt, no?
Is that Warchel's voice?
Yeah, Feinberg's like one of those smaller streamers that when a bigger streamer who's
really swag says his name, he makes it a sub-notif.
It's like how for like five years, Pokimane was like a hundred different channels sub-notif
because they were like sub, and you'd be like, oh, thank you, Carl, for the sub.
And then you'd go to Carl's stream and there'd be that.
Why aren't you one of the voices?
Probably because he doesn't want, when somebody subs, for them to hear,
Fyverg, I'd kill the man if I had the chance.
You know, like it doesn't.
just probably wouldn't be good for the brand you're my sixth favorite deli
deli celebrity am I delis it's actually good run so far it is good this does
feel like the middle part of a run like it really just feels like all he's doing is getting gold
although he got the Zawglin he's at 38 advancements so he's a little under halfway advancements
and a little under actually a little over halfway through his time so i think things are going to
start heating up they haven't invented a letter yet to describe your select status okay luda
Like, um, brother, Luda, have you ever met somebody and then you were like, in conversation?
By the way, I'm actually a mod for Ludwig.
Like, have you ever told anyone?
You know, Ludwig actually, uh, moderates the channel, so.
yeah I read like slurs and I work on like right click left click right click
like you know it's like something I'm working on so all caps ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha
yes
I
How did the performance reviews go and they went well
They went well they were good. I mean, I'm not here to like I'm not gonna tell you
Look, you guys would be I'd be very bad boss
If I went live on stream in front of fucking 30,000 people and I was like, let me tell you about this employees
performance over the last year guys we're making a tier list of my employees
that's actually a good idea low-key hold up now we're cooking
they did do it to Squeaks you're right Squeaks did have that happens though
One of the KPIs looking like this quarter. I'll tell you my goals this year are daily uploads on Luddwin daily
Short-form content uploaded in two main channel videos a week
Excluding like the extra stuff
So far we're nailing it one month in
what the fuck is this interface I don't know I think it's kind of ugly but like
it feels like a first pass at trying to explain all the advancements it
definitely isn't the best display I've ever seen it's a tracker of all the
achievements I think yet to be done donating money as a women just to prove
I appreciate that and I am a feminist and I think one of the most. Oh, oh
No, he hadn't he didn't achieve it. Why did it dada dada dung? I
Think in a dream universe it would show last achievement done
Next achievement you're seeking, but I guess it's never like your achievement. You're seeking one achievement at a time
Damn you really hung them shells, so right now all he's doing is trying to get all these shells the tracker he has
Doesn't update that often what tastes like every minute or two, but he's at seven shells needs one more
He's trying to get a hundred sixty four gold blocks. I think he's like at a hundred
I think he lowers his res to reduce his chance of getting hit by the can't mine disease.
A disease that stops you from being a miner. It's like the opposite of Peter Pan.
Achievements are no different than stares in Mario 64.
I don't know if I agree oh my god 190 wait why do you freak out oh my god
because the durability was higher love when has the cake of a god oh my god
190 the durability of the trident he was getting was really low now he has a
healthy trident that he can just keep for the rest of the game his
Is this controversial?
I think durability is lowkey dumb as bricks.
What does mending do?
You literally don't play the game, so ODM, you're gonna need to see your PB because mine's
actually 15 minutes, so.
It repairs tools with XP, like automatically?
Oh, that's kind of cool.
You just need to get some ending
What's your a a time under server seven months
Pretty good
Oh, oh he's spawning up. Oh what the fuck how the fuck did he just procreate a golem?
What the hell? It's interesting. What the goal of doing?
What the hell, what just happened?
So we got eight shells.
He used his shell, so he made a golem by making a tea with a pumpkin head.
And that made a golem.
And then he combined his tritons to get a more durable triton.
And then he combined his shells with the heart of the sea to make, what was that?
A con, a con shell?
A conduit.
Oh, a conduit is something that absorbs electricity, I think.
allows you to breathe underwater. Is that what the word means in English? What's he
doing with the golem? We're back to enchanting. Why is he enchanting again? Oh, he wants to
change is tried it maybe is he like actually looking at what he's fucking making here or
is he just okay let's call let's get an update it's been a bit let's call it's been a bit
Let's call him.
How's it going?
Bomberg.
What's up?
So I've been watching you do an all advancement speed run.
I've heard that.
So I have a few questions.
Go ahead.
One.
Uh, it feels like for an hour, you've just been getting gold
and making animals have sex.
Um, yeah, that's partially correct.
Okay.
All right.
Do you want me to elaborate?
I mean...
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Like how would you describe what you've done?
Um, well the run is like three segments and when you, when I was enchanting the first
time, I'm enchanting the second time here, like you said, because I haven't tried and
I didn't have one at the start, but that, the enchanting at the start is what I would
say ends like the early game if you split up into three parts.
And you've been watching the mid game now for 30 to 40 minutes.
And the main game is just where you explore and you do like the master meter advancement,
the eat every food advancement.
It's really called master meter.
It's not unfortunately, but we can go with that.
Wait, who calls it that?
Well, you, you're chatted.
That was my chat?
Well, I don't know what you said master meter.
I thought that was the dead ass achievement name.
What's it called?
It's called two by two.
It's not called master meter.
I thought it was called brother.
I mean, that's what you're doing here.
You're like, you, you got them pandas to do it real quick.
I did.
I digress.
So you're making all the animals mate.
You're getting a lot of gold.
You're getting your shells.
You're making your conduit so you can absorb electricity.
And then you're enchanting your trident to have what, are you even looking at
what's the enchantments are?
I am.
Yeah.
It's like, um, I read it as I already like, uh, do the next thing.
Are you reading the language?
No, I'm reading the other thing. I don't think the language
Corresponds I think it's random. Why did you make the golem was that um? That's just an advancement
It's just oh make your own for making a golem. Yeah. Oh, okay a one-off thing
there's a lot of one-off things like the
The hot stuff lava in a bucket this runs weird because usually you would just do that in the overworld
But like there's a few like one-off things that you can kind of do whenever but yeah, I'm in the mid-game
I was just so it looks like I'm doing nothing
Which in a lot of parts I am just because you're trying to explore and like you said you get all your gold
I just got all my shells
I have to breed all animals so if the you know find where they are right the pan is only in the jungle the moosh rooms only in the
Mushamond
So yeah, there's parts of the exploring where you find nothing and there's parts where you find a lot
And so that's just kind of what it is until the end game and the end game is where you're gonna be really confused
But it's where all this like
and collecting and everything I use for the final hard advancements.
So you're resource hunting, so at the end it goes
bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub- bub-
and then you get advancement, advancement, advancement, advancement, advancement, advancement.
Exactly. Yeah, there was an AA Tournament format where the idea was that you had to get the most amount of advancements in an hour.
So it was a different like, type of thing. Like, you weren't playing for the endgame.
So it's not tournament. The record for one hour...
52.
It was either 71 or 72.
Wait, that's so I remember exactly there's only 80, but
so go I had to do what's all the gold for again the con the con
know that the max max power beacon you need four layers.
So the are these the ones that are the hardest like the
waiting thunder, the beacon, the debris to get Netherite, the
withers, Gallington. Yeah, it's the ones that all
contribute. So why is there I've been looking at it. It's
like, why is that? Oh, it's just it's literally just
because it's one of those things that is like a pace thing.
The tool, like you were complaining about the tool earlier
and I low key agree.
It's really useful for like people in the community
to be able to like watch and see what your pace is.
Like it's for heads, but if you're not a real heads,
it's confusing.
Yes, exactly.
And that's just sort of kind of how it goes.
So I get your frustration.
I've shared it before.
I've tried to think of better ways to do it, but.
It feels like anytime there's a conversation
about something that should be changed. You lose the fight.
Yeah.
Do you think that's a bad thing?
I think you're rolling low on charisma. Yeah.
Ooh.
Because you lost the Calc War, no?
I did. Yeah.
That's still too soon, by the way, but I'll let it slide.
I'm just saying if I was around back then, we would have won the Calc War.
I'm glad to hear that.
We would have taken them down. It's too late now.
It is way too late now
I might still what's calc by the way people people are asking what Calcas is that sign?
Yeah, I'm jumping back in and I'll call you if there's another update indeed. Yes
Dude, I wish I was there for the calc war I would have won it I'm telling you I would have won it
What is the recipe for an ender chest, Mr. Sub-15?
An ender chest can be made with obsidian and an ender pearl.
So all you need is three obsidian, one ender pearl, and three wood on top.
I just guessed.
Was that right?
I have Ender in 8 Obby.
Wow, that was pretty close.
So he's using the anchor right here, or the anvil, excuse me, to add power to his unbreaking
a light draw how much milk this guy got yeah what do you think the best milk is
you think you'll ever have a bomber jacket in the merch actually very soon
probably. We're re-releasing our most sold merch items. We're doing a reprint of the
New Hampshire knit train sweater, the New Hampshire green jacket, and the chest boxing jacket
That was like the fleece that was inside out.
I had like the two ways you can wear it.
Oh, there's a broken tree.
Not the not the mint mogul.
No, but everything else that's her most sold.
Yeah.
I've sold like fucking 50,000 of those hoodies, bro.
I got to cool it for a bit.
I
Could Zoglin I need to get
Can I get these we're not making more minutes anytime soon
It has stains, it stains easily, blue dusting easily, I'll give you that.
My freaking eyeballs itching.
L L movement probably could have saved some time there
To me Jeepers whoo 15 right there. He's almost he's almost there. He's almost ready
Like he needs nothing else in the ocean because he's already got his shells and the gold he needs
Fuck, there's a triple.
There's not a triple.
Just got my point crow merch.
That's fair.
Merch for the girly pops?
I think about the things women wear.
What the hell is he doing with his gas?
Is he gonna make two gas mates?
What the fuck is he doing?
Where the fuck am I?
Where's the gas?
What is he doing?
Oh, to break the portal.
Wait, what?
What?
Uneasy...
What is it called?
Uneasy Alliance.
Uneasy Alliance is earned by rescuing a gas from the nether, bringing it to the overworld
and killing it.
Okay, sorry.
So what does the word rescue mean into the people at Mojang?
What the fuck are we talking about?
Rescue the gas from the nether, brought it to the overworld and killed it.
Oh yeah, big, good rescue mission.
Saving Private Ryan and then we shot him through the fucking skull after.
What is that?
kidnapped a guest took it from its homeland and then killed it in a new
land that's what you did I did that recently there was a mosquito that
followed me onto a plane and then I killed it after we arrived at our
destination I should have gotten an advancement for that
I'm curious what he's gonna pull from the fridge. I've been locked in on this
Is it a little boy Mountain Dew, of course Mountain Dew a fucking soda head bro. Oh fucking cool
He's a fucking soda head. He's a soda slop chud
I've got damn SOTY pop chud
That's so gross bro. Established 1948
Oh my god, he's a soda chud, shilling for them.
I'm just trying to take the study, just to get all the instruments straight out the bat without even looking it up.
He's a soda chud!
I mean, this has been my full-time job for...
Three years?
Three years, whoa! Hold up! Three full years, my lord!
You've been doing this ages now
For the world record for three years fucking 22 year olds, bro. I can't with these 22 year olds
I'm assuming you're 22 at the time
Yeah, I've been doing this job for let me check now 21 months, so
Oh
Really who said it?
Who said it?
Mesa above Victor winter 235 your guess was correct this time. You did it man. Good job
Wait, he needs to go to all biomes right and he hasn't been to a Mesa. That's why he's excited
Okay guys stop saying is he 23 I thought he was and then throwing in an insane number
He is watching right now
Can we be respectful?
Yes, he does have 40 year old man swag, okay? Yes, it loses off of him
He didn't walk back from the fridge like with the mountain do like it was the best part of his damn day
She's okay. It's 40 year old man energy, but he's a 20. He's a spry 23 year old
You know his new balances are clean. He's got the air monarchs. He's got a shelf of air monarchs
and he opens up his closet like SpongeBob every day. What am I gonna wear today? Is it new
repair air monarchs?
Why does this Mesa just have a hole in the middle of it for the ocean, by the way?
Are we stupid?
What is he mad about?
What do you want from the Mesa?
do you think Feinberg plays pick-a-ball? I don't think he does with all respect
anything that exerts his body to the point of smiling.
oh my god sorry I was just making fun of Feinberg in horrible horrendous ways and
and that was such sad news to receive.
Oh, shit!
I'm sorry to hear that, brother.
Hold on to the beautiful emotions.
The beautiful love you're able to receive from your pets for so long.
It's not useful.
It's really one of the most beautiful things life offers.
Oh my god.
That's my pet.
The love you're able to receive from your pets.
It's a beautiful thing.
Uh-oh.
Okay, I need to find the...
So this is crazy, right? So it's a 1-6-7.
Sorry, I got a chat message. It's blowing my mind.
I was doing so good at not cussing, then I started playing League.
That shit ruined me.
Dude, you're cussing your Twitch chat message.
Like, brother, you're not even in a game right now.
You're doing a horrible job.
Also, why is your barb not cussing?
That's what it's like. Are you cussing too much?
I need to do Arbalistic. I need to do Taiga, Wolfen, Fox.
I need three cats. I need three cats. I need to spend time in Austin in 2012
I need three cats. I need three cats. I need to spend time in a desert
I need three cats, but my gold is gone my oceans
Fucking good one, bro
but i also need listen man here's the thing you may be a fat locker but
call long to line 3 is still a fucking lot of progress and improvement i'm
getting to gold bro just chill my bias was was what i think today is the day
My BI was was was was was was was I don't like force it out here like if I don't see
I need to try harder
That's the W advice so we need to get how many hides it says zero collect. Oh, there's a hive
There's one beehive buzz buzz
To is good
It really feels like the three headed dragon and the one dragon with the goofy face when
you look at all these achievements and it's like, get three witherspanning skulls, get
netherite debris, collect two beehives, it's like what, how is that making the final
roster of static achievements?
I
Drag clicking so a cat loves you quicker
Did he use it I guess he did it cuz it would have killed him it was a pet
save so this is kind of no I sat him down wait that was kind of tough
shit because it's tough right now I can't find their kind of tough enough cuz
it's so let's hope we don't let him down shit okay
let never run in the 5k I'm running the 5k on everything next week y'all I'm
doing that shit on everything I'm doing it and we're doing a charity 5k
What I want to do, I don't know if I can do this. This is my idea. I want to set up a Strava
5k run so that anyone in the world can participate you just have to join my Strava run group and then I'll keep it open for like an
Hour and then for every kilometer that we as a community run. I'll donate like I don't know some amount of money
I don't know if a dollar is too high because I don't know how many people are gonna do it
But I thought that'd be kind of fun and then I'll go live and then I'll run my 5k in my business suit with my briefcase
And it's the 5k fun run to destroy ice
Can I say destroy churvy let's do
The easy
So why all the proceeds go to me it's a project I'm working on for a while, but the cause is really worth it
Uh-oh, the mastermator's back!
Where are you going, motherfucker?
The mastermator's done it again.
Onto my next.
Come on.
So it's money to destroy ice which is ending up in your pocket.
Oh no, it's starting my mission.
I'm not really thinking about it, right?
The get up, fit, fuck, ice, fun run.
And all the money goes to fit.
I don't know, I haven't really worked out the details.
What are we, crossbreeding here?
Oh, too, too, too sh-
You're gonna kill them with one shot, but you're gonna kill three in with one shot
Arbalistic a
Secret difficult to get achievement in the game that requires players to kill five different types of mobs with one single crossbow
And he did three mobs plus the two fish from his fish bucket with one arrow
Our ballistic all the mastermators in town
Feels bad
That's why you need piercing for
Oops, because the masternator did his thing.
How many more mates are there by the way?
Like we've seen a lot.
I guess he hasn't made villagers mate.
Are villagers human?
Or are they human-esque?
Canonically.
Yeah.
So...
Foods?
Any rabbit?
Shippers?
Any rabbit soup?
I need a desert, basically.
I need a desert for a few more temples.
For the members, yesterday, legit?
I guess I didn't check to see if it got charged back.
But if it did, it probably would take a little bit, Razor.
You still play basketball?
I won't lie.
I haven't played in three months.
But I do have a basketball event coming up.
I haven't announced the video probably dropping to Friday maybe.
Are you gonna play Minecraft? Maybe I might do a couple runs after this, we'll see.
But yeah, I'm locked in on the all advancement.
He's back in the nether, is he going for another bastion?
Is he just randomly fucking traveling?
Oh, he's gonna make striders mate.
I feel like we just- uh, this must be an old TTS.
Do rage games? There's a couple rage games I wanna play, but I'm just a bit busy for the next couple of weeks to be honest.
After
After Valentine's Day, I'm a little more free but until then my schedule is pretty packed
Did he get all his gold
I'm season starters
What do you have like three sets of Bobby
another chalice another chalice for the king where are you taking us on valentine's day
who's gonna tell him dude fine bird god bless his soul he's like hey man there's this event
Do you want to do it?
And I was like, yeah, it sounds fun.
I forget if you have that one.
I don't know if I'm not supposed to do it.
He's like, yeah, I was like, yeah, it sounds fun.
What is it?
And he's like, it's Valentine's Day.
I was like, buddy, I like you.
Like, not that much, man.
Like, we are not.
We are not gaming together.
It's my fucking Valentine's Day, bro.
I got a girl.
I got a girl, bro.
I got some shoots to do that day.
We are not
Man, no, it's fun though. It's fun
Whole community so bitchless they were like, yeah, y'all come on man. Come on, bro
Valentine's Day?
Um, I think you mean Minecraft Saturdays.
Sorry, sorry, no, it's a good community.
It's a good community.
It's a good community, though.
Whoa, why'd you kill him?
Why is he killing so many mobs?
Is he going for XP?
Then he launch shots these.
I don't think he's farming coal.
Is it just XP?
No, it's not, because he didn't even pick up XP.
His sword's kinda awesome.
He needs wither head.
A lot of do-for-head from a wither.
Why does he need wither- Oh!
They're not called Netherite Skellingtons, they're called wither Skellingtons.
and they dropped some residue of withers.
Is this correct now?
So it feels like he has all the gold he needs for his beacon.
And now he's trying to spawn a wither, I guess.
I don't understand what he's because don't
What, these skeletons only drop coal and bones?
What about this is gonna make a wither?
Oh, it, oh he finally got it.
Oh, is it like a random drop?
Oh, that drop must be really rare,
because I've killed a bunch of these guys and I don't think I've ever seen one.
I don't even know they dropped head.
Oh, there's two. He needs three, I think. There's three. Wow, that was really lucky, no?
That was pretty lucky.
A 1 in 40 drop rate? What is that? Two and a half percent?
Where's he going?
He's going to a Bastion, I think.
Why is it going to a Bastion? What the fuck do you need? More obby?
Oh, you got there.
Yeah, you want some obby?
Oh, that's a lot of obby.
Oh my god.
That's a lot of lobby!
Now he's Netherportaling?
Is the only reason he's getting obby to NetherTravel?
C'mon. Fuck.
Why is he mad?
Why he mad?
Don't be mad.
Buy-Om's bad?
I'm coming to wall, so I don't really wanna...
Why does he need a desert buy-Om?
Do anything...
About it?
Like what do I actually need to do?
Like what do I really, really actually need to do?
401k if you haven't
Like I need to do snow you start that at 23 you'll be a happy man
Smoker, I need to do Persian
About compound interest. I have 20 minutes to do that. Are we fucking are we serious?
I've 20 minutes to do that
Like what am I missing in my fucking tracker?
I master mate on my hogland T.O.I.
You're getting close playing back.
Keep it going.
I'm not trying to channel in trend enchanted, I've ripped out one.
Capitalism's theft?
Totally agree.
And can we use our twitch brimes to stick it to the man today?
Seriously, there's 28,000 people in the building.
Let's stick it to the man by using our twitch brimes.
Who's my what of one piece?
My goat?
My goat of one piece?
That was your ass?
Go to one piece that was your ass?
We're flying for our one cat and a desert and a snow.
Go to one piece?
And let's see how long it takes.
I mean, the lame ass answers monkey D. Luffy.
Oh, kuma is the go.
Yeah, kuma is the go.
Yeah, kuma's the go.
They don't need the desert.
Kuma's high key to go.
I don't have, like, 80 rockets.
I was going to say, technically, I could just
hit the racy, but I don't think that's smart.
I
Love the stream one ask
How do you hide your neck there? I have all visible on the big screen and it's scaring my grandma
Dude, I don't know how to get rid of the vein bro. It just sits there. Okay, I have a valid one
I think I find gifted. Let's be realistic for a bit here. I wait title one. Okay, I think the problem's that
What?
Ludwig is becoming Mr. Beast in the bad way.
You're not going to see much.
Dude, what an awesome sentence.
That's the first time I've ever read those words together.
Dude, that was also the first time I've heard a sentence like that.
like that before. What was that stuff? What was that?
Are the YouTube numbers real? Yeah, we got 20K in this bitch. What's up, YouTube frogs?
Does the bottom left stop talking? Okay, your name on YouTube is Matthew McFarlane. Like,
I know you're governed with me, bro.
I'm not doxing! You got a government out there!
You got as well as government out there!
It's a fucked game.
It's a fucked up game in a fucked up world.
Are you a natural blonde being fucking dead ass like what a dumb ass question.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no, I am not, no, this is not my natural hair color.
I feel like it's the equivalent of talking to Guy Fieri and being like, I don't know.
What's up, Maddie?
Yes!
Nobody makes cats sit like finebrew.
Alright, we are getting there, boys.
Oh my god, I love the Patriots.
You get into formation, boys.
Jules, thank you to the 10 members on YouTube.
So here's the deal, y'all.
There's 30 minutes left in this run.
He has to do 34 achievements, which means somehow we're going to see one achievement
a minute start rolling through.
This is where the run gets a little bit spicy.
I'm gonna try to break down what I think's happening, but I think a lot of it's gonna miss me now. I do know that the one
Achievement, I don't know if it's the last one
But one of the hardest ones is the one where you have to have every status effect happen to you
Which is why he got the shulker box out of the end early
It's what I need deserts fine. I can edit I can like cut a couple more tempos. I only have
93 2 and see like that's not
It's not good
What? 93 TNT's not good when we talk about it.
Sorry, the dark situation was me losing Minecraft ranked games just saying you want to be high with your friend around like...
Don't act like the high aspect of the hangout wasn't in the cards till you watch my game
You're acting like if I was winning my games you'd be like, um, shall we study tonight?
Perhaps we would do a hundred push-ups and eats some celery like what are you talking about?
You were playing on getting your bag with your boy
You know you pick up the I was gonna say that was kind of or for a second, but he kind of lost it
We smoking that Zoglin tonight
Okay, here's the deal bro now
27 minutes remain in the run and he still has to do 30 wait 34 33 achievements. What achievement did he just do that I missed?
Infinite
Pumples
If I ever inspired you to stream, just know, I expect 10% of your lifetime revenue.
Okay, guys, it's not a fucking charity. I'm running here, right? If I inspired your ass, baby
You did. Oh
Button gaming. I saw you said you did okay, buddy button game. It's so good. This one is never mind
I was never inspired. It's I see it. You have it in writing Tim. Put his name down
Button gaming if you ever fucking make it big brother, I'm coming for my 10% fucking anonymous thing the gifter
You're so fucking evil, God forbid a millionaire wants to extract some wealth from someone poor.
What?
Why does it look like a pigeon's shat on your head?
Why did I read that?
Stupid, where is it?
He's looking for igloo
Ludwig is now a certified racist
What?
What is that? What? Oh, Mazra just letting that TTS through?
Oh my god
I've heard the legends of an igloo trap or excuse me an igloo secret lair, but I've never seen it
Wait, is this all vanilla?
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
This is crazy.
I've never seen this before. What is this sex dungeon?
This is kind of weird, no?
This is a little weird, right?
Because like who put the villager in there?
And what does the arrow mean?
Is the vine boom sound effect not native to Minecraft or did he add that in post?
Is he making the mate?
What's going on here?
I hear it.
You let him kill him!
Did he get an achievement right there?
What was the achievement?
I didn't see the achievement thing come up.
What was the achievement? I didn't see the achievement thing come up
She will in five minutes, but what the fuck kind of movie are we watching here? Oh
Bullseye there's one bullseyes and achievement
In three five minutes zombie villager cures, that's the advancement
Oh
An MCSI youtuber called cream created this pie chart technique that's really easy to learn
It's called creams pie
You should check it out
You're gonna look up cream pie
You really think I'm gonna look up fucking cream pie
This is smart because when you lift the trapdoor all the arrows are gonna fall on the bullseye
Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my god, there's a rave
He probably needs to make them have sex no
Oh my god, you can do not today thank you with yourself that is loser activity
I am not going to lie that I have some loser activity.
But he don't even have an enemy to fight.
I used to play tennis by myself by hitting it on my roof and then my roof would hit it
back to me.
Every time the ball would come back I would pretend I was a different smash character.
Adventure time!
What does that mean?
to all biomes. Advent adventuring time. It is a bedrock achievements by, uh, by visiting
all 54 biomes. There's 54. Really? Batman couldn't get that out of me. Yeah, you probably lacked
Wimsy in imagination when you're a kid I didn't.
It is radical how different Minecraft can be.
These guys are flying through vanilla Minecraft while I have a mod installed that for some
reason plays the think fast chuckle nuts of flashbangs you for five seconds, leaving
you with permanent damage.
That's a sick mod.
What are you doing this?
What?
Oh.
Sniper Duel. Is that long range killing?
Sniper duel received kill credit for a skeleton that's 50 blocks away.
Oh, look at that. And it has to be horizontal.
Oh my gosh, you get 50 experience for doing that. That's gonna be really clutch.
Why does the bullseye, like, block even exist?
As one of the players, even though I was late to the party, who fell into the hell that
league is thanks to you, actually thank you great content always TBH but league week was
peak, will we ever get another league week.
The fiddler come back.
Plaza.
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YOU CAN'T BUILD THEM WITH NETHER RACK!
Why does nobody screenshot this shit and post it on fucking Twitter?
Why does nobody fucking...
Why does nobody tweet this shit out bro trying to teleport to Epstein Island?
You know what I mean? That's what happened to me if I did this.
If I did this I'd be crucified.
I'd be crucified if I did that.
You're watching a world record?
Yeah, whatever. You're watching an Iron 3 game like with the difference.
I'm probably going to play league at some point this year but no time soon to be honest.
Probably closer to when Worlds is happening makes a lot more sense because Shopify Rebellion
is going to Worlds.
We might have started the season 0 and 2 boys but we are going to keep trucking along
because we fucking hate you.
Hey Prezzo.
What was Epstein like in person?
I'm gonna-
I went to ASU, not Epstein Island.
I've got a handkerchief.
Oh, I can tell.
Bro's listening to the car soundtrack.
I can't.
I really can't with this guy.
Oh, what the fuck is-
Ha-ha-ha!
Life is a-
Oh my gosh.
Wait, what is he doing?
Oh, this gives you fire res.
Why is he digging deep like this?
He needs how much debris? 139?
The only reason I know ancient debris gives you netherite armor is because I watched these really fucking stupid YouTube shorts
And it's like it's like a skit of guy trying to use x-ray to mine like ancient debris
And then the admin will show up and then he'll be like play it cool. Play it cool
All right, so this is my strat to always get away with x-raying and then the admin will spawn like 5,000 diamond I
Get those all the time there's some they are some brain rot, but I watch them through every time
Is that where you get your new information? No, mostly Breitbart, but in terms of like Minecraft videos, yeah.
Oh, can somebody ping Feinberg? I don't know if he knows this, but if you put a torch under gravel, it will destroy every gravel block.
So then you don't have to mine them all.
It could help to like cut some time down on this run.
What the hell is this ancient debris hold up hold up hold up three
Low-key he could be cheating how long is the fire risk
We doing gang shit this weekend gang shit in question watching Ludwig play Minecraft
Nah, cause you're doing game shit this weekend.
When do I stop? I feel like I've done too much.
You're just speeding on it bro, what the fuck are you asking us for?
Dude, this is epic.
I literally think that I might...
What's the name of the song that goes
Babababababababa
Bababababababa
Is it
Is it Willium towel 1812 overture
Because I feel like it'd be really fitting here
I want to wait for him to come back.
What the fuck?
Come on!
I was way too early on the song by the way.
Good mind.
Can't get the end yet.
I don't wait too early.
Oh, this is a canonless virgin.
Oh, shot.
I listened to the canonless version.
Is merch actually available?
Merch is gonna be available.
I don't know if it's available right now.
Let me look.
Ludwig.
That Gigi.
No, it's not available yet.
I think it's available next week.
I like tweeting shit.
How much ancient Debris does he need?
He said a hundred?
A hundred?
We're gonna be here a minute, bro.
Oh, 20.
That's way less than a hundred.
That's like a fifth as much, I think.
Did he miss them before, by the way?
I've been watching shorts from this TV show about Superman but like if they had zero budget
and if Superman was never Superman but just always Clark Kent it had kids that also were
kind of fucking bradding in there is it called small though I don't know I'm
only watching on YouTube shorts are we being dead ass you only have 19 oh my
Oh my god.
It'd be so epic to get asked around here.
Any chance you would do another world's greatest game, huh?
Feeling watching the VODs and they rule.
It is a good product, or a fun product, a fun, fun, fun show, but it costs so much.
I don't get it.
Why is he panicking?
Why is he freaking out?
Is he on a really good pace?
Is he getting nervous?
That?
So just be clear, let's just all be on the same page for a second.
What the hell is he doing?
Was he spawning a stone fucking golem?
Is he something a damn bumblebee?
He's making a smoker for a hive?
Two by two.
Every creature's been mated!
The master maider has returned.
Wow, it is hard to wait for this one.
What the fuck's happened?
I gave him one then.
Wait, master maider confused how he was so good at mating.
Hey, what the fuck?
I gave one to both sides of it.
Like, what the fuck?
So he needs to do 23 achievements in the next 14 minutes.
So it's going to start being like one to two achievements a minute here.
It's annoying how you don't get the advancement sound for every advancement.
Oh, bottom timer, true, 20 minutes.
Let's go build on close to...
spawn here.
So he's close to his spawn, that's what he's saying there.
I should do this first, actually.
He's going to the village, actually. Pivot, why?
You get a smoke? Is that a smoker?
What did you smoke it with?
Lol, nobody wants to smoke meets with you.
That has nobody wants to smoke meets with you bro.
Remember your Omegle Merch video I tried the tech to promote my YouTube video what would
be the most efficient way to bake you.
Huh, I don't get baited bro, it's like, I invented the method bro.
You are but a mere mimic of my success, I will not fall for that shit.
What the fuck is he even building, bro?
What are you bro even doing?
Will you go to Evo France?
A chunk loader. What the hell is a chunk loader?
He's making glass. Oh, I think he's setting up for the most difficult advancement. How
did we get here, I think it's called? Oh, and now he's building his beacon.
I lost 80k with stock options during the dug dug challenge. Please don't look into
options since you have gambling problem smile dude okay first off we didn't do
stock options to be clear we invested 10k statically for a year so I don't know
how you got to the conclusion that you should use stock options that's kind of
I'm gonna say.
Second off, L-Drags right here.
Wait, I should maybe go over these guys.
Ta-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Son, I'm so fucking nervous.
Wait, why is he building the weather here?
He's building it underground?
Hold on, can you hold off of the titan?
I can't believe I didn't get to kill them twice!
It would be great to have one.
It's gonna fucking kill the run out of me.
We're about to hit exciting shit.
Is this like a cheesy way to kill a weather?
We're about to hit exciting shit.
Is this like a cheesy way to kill a wither?
Oh, my God, he's getting his ass.
Well, that's really easy.
Is it normally a hard boss?
OK, so wither down.
I'm going to freak out.
Let me turn my alert box off because that's going to go crazy.
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to freak
out.
Did he have the world record before this?
Or is this him getting the world record for the first, he had the world record for
like years, no?
Or is this pace like insane?
I'm going to freak out.
Is he on sub two on her pace?
Oh, he just got thunder.
Oh, that's why he's freaking out, because he's got thunder.
Do not end.
Thunder.
If you do one thing in your life, you stay.
I'm doing like, oh, that was so tough.
Oh, so he got two achievements right there,
a throwaway joke and what's it called?
Very, very.
very very very frightening hit a villager with lightning created by a trident with a
channeling enchantment turning it into a witch you didn't get xp for that okay so now he is
just fucking give me phantoms please give me phantoms he needs 20 achievements
He's actually nervous as fuck, he's literally misclicking a zombie.
Got Ludwig-esque movement.
So the only reason he's chilling right now is he's waiting for Phantom to the night to
fly at him because he hasn't slept for a few days.
Is there anything else he can be doing in the meantime?
Where are the chickens?
What does he need a chicken for master meter back at it again?
He got two eggs.
What you doing with him eggs?
Gold kind of looks like not so good when there's so much of it.
It's like a cornfield.
It's just a practical joke.
It's really one.
If he just waits, when a second one come?
Yeah, just wait, it'll come.
Don't worry, man. No stress, man.
Okay, so he's making all of the stuff.
I mean, this must require so much practice, like just setting up for the final achievo.
So we're brewing some water potion. Oh, I've never done brewing before I
Don't even know what he's doing. I couldn't tell you what he's doing right now
All I know is he's brewing concoctions. I give him status effects
So that then he can receive all of them
But I don't even know what all the status effects are I know there's like poison
There's one that makes you fly. There's I seem puffer fish is some of them
You can get boozy
Looking around for
He's getting a bit hugged what do you call these guys again the flying guys
FANTOMS, yeah.
Backstop area over here.
Have you seen this Minecraft video?
It's insanely good.
I'm not clicking links right now, but I probably have.
I've seen every Minecraft video, bro.
So can I get one more phantom, is it possible?
Blessings be upon the gamers and the gamers, brotherly big know that the lord is with
you on this day.
May you run with the speed as a much skinner young lady.
Amen.
That's an NL bit.
Dude, it is actually just a tiktok trend.
I'm sorry to say, I know it makes you feel better when you view your joke as a noted lion reference, it is just a tip-top trend.
Did I not do not-to-do pumpkin pie, so I'll have an extra sugar.
Oh
Yo big bloody I was a big loss policy fan, but after the last recent days
I am switching to the floor. I hope you're well Twitter drama is stressful
Dude, it actually really isn't
It is actually the biggest place of time for everyone involved
Alright.
People say X at everything apps seriously, and then you scroll like 5 seconds longer.
And you just see the most heinous shit you've ever seen in your life.
And you're like, ah, you know what, maybe it doesn't fucking matter.
Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!
Shit's sparking off!
So he made full Netherite armor, full Netherite gear.
And he made a beacon.
Okay.
And that's two achievements.
Hold on.
Beaconator is bring home the beacon, be within a 2020 14 cuboid centered on a beacon block
when it realizes it's being powered by a size four pyramid.
Think that's just a full power beacon. That's all means and then what was the other one bring home?
Bring home the beacon be within a 2020 so the first one is constructing a beacon the second one is a full power beacon
Okay, we are 19 advancements away probably less right
Yeah, hasn't updated for a minute
I just don't know what to do, like, I don't know what to do about Phantoms, man.
Pardon me, just wants to sit here.
Yeah, just sit here.
Because how long is a Minecraft day?
20 minutes.
How does a game freeze like that?
I think F3 escape.
F3A.
One of those.
Okay.
One of those.
Maybe I'll take four.
Is there a phantom spawner or do phantoms not spawn traditionally?
Okay, he's at the pillager outposts.
What's the chivo here?
Walk on the roof of the pillager outpost for 12 seconds.
Oh, he's got a race.
Oh my god, bro, they're doing fucking quidditch practice together
Don't go too fast you're gonna lose them. He's actually pretty quick
This is so slow though. I feel like he has to blow like a full minute just guiding this
guy over.
Okay, so he's supposed to kill both of them at once, is that it?
How does he know exactly how much damage to do?
Whoa!
Two birds, one arrow.
Use a crossbow and canton with piercing to kill two phantoms with a single shot.
That's the first time I've ever had to do that in a run.
Oh, why?
Because they added that advancement?
Or because usually they just come flying together.
I see.
So now he has to kill a pillager with a crossbow.
Just put one between the eyes.
I was just going to not choke.
Guy who's about to choke?
Just need to not choke dude, I don't know if anyone's told him he should be putting a lot of it
How's he done that one?
There it is voluntary exile is an achievement
kill a raid captain and so after killing the raid captain if you go to a village
they're gonna raid the village and then that's another achievement to protect the village
So this is how you trigger a raid.
And then there's also an achievement for killing a pillager with a crossbow.
Raids are kind of long, Loki, you know?
Raids are such a funny thing.
What's the TNT for?
What the fuck was that?
What did he do?
He spawn camping?
How is he spawn camping with the noob tube?
That is so cringe, bro.
He's literally rude.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is that big ass dog?
Holy shit.
What the fuck is that damn dog doing?
It's called a Ravager?
Jesus Christ, it's a bit of a name.
How does he know?
Is it like a certain amount of time that he's counting in his head?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh!
God damn!
The bar at the top is covered.
Does it tell you when they come though?
Oh when the bar fills up they arrive.
I see.
Oh, they spawn different bro.
Oh, what a time loss.
What a fucking time loss bro and this guy's summoning fucking small angels.
Oh you gotta totem though, they'll be there.
There's something little tiny angels
Holy shit, they're on the loose this sucks. This is such a time loss
This in the wraith is like a fucking two-minute time loss bro three three-minute time loss
Holy shit, maybe worth a reset?
HERO OF THE VILLAGE!
He's a fucking hero.
He's a fucking- why is he going back to the Pildre outposts?
Again?
again but what would you do that for for bad omen oh it's the status effects so
now how many cheepers do you have left hold on here's a lot he's a lot less
low-key why are you mining obi cool why would you mind obi oh you didn't have
enough hobby. A lack thereof. 330 negative 155. Chat someone write that down.
Is that the chords for the end? Is he trying to go back to the end? He's got to kill the
dragon again for what fuck you mean you're already killed her
sorry okay so there's four minutes left in this run you're telling me that he
has to kill the ender dragon again do the how did we get here challenge what
is monsters united like you have so many more advancements you have to
respawn the dragon? Oh, I know how you do that. You have to use an ender crystal and
then get the head of the dragon. I don't know why I've seen this before. You don't
have to kill it, you just have to resummon it. He wrote down coordinates to go to an
Aquapolis?
What?
Why?
What is he doing here?
Oh, because he needs the status effect.
He needs the status effect. You can't mine.
How long does bad omen last?
Oh, he got it.
So now he can't even mine.
When is he going to use his totem?
All you can do is craft and minecraft, that's kind of sad.
Does he still have the wither status effects from killing the wither earlier?
He has a wither rose, what was he doing with the dolphin?
Oh is that a status effect too?
I hit like eight fucking guys with the thunder and there's like witches around there.
Okay, I don't really know how this works.
I'm excited to see it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Oh my god.
You don't have the gas?
He did it!
Okay, so he successfully...
Successfully got every status effect. What was the other one cocktail? What was that one?
Have every potion effect applied at the same time. Oh, so it's just a like a baby or version of how did we get here?
There are 34 status effects that players need to have at the same time
Wow
So now he has to go back to the end
and resummon and also die.
Is he trying to aggro enderman?
What's bro doing?
Oh, he's getting a bunch of men in a hole.
Fineburg Hole.
And he just makes furious eye contact with men.
Why do you do that?
Good amount of experience though.
And a lot of pearls.
There we got it, we got the egg.
Pearls for an endermite.
Oh my god, you're gonna die.
This is kind of unlucky.
Oh, there it is.
Okay, every mob completed?
What is that?
What did he just make?
What the hell is that gelatin?
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, what was that?
Sticky situation.
Jump into a honey block to break your fall, oh, a balanced diet, eat every food, and then
Finally, postmortem, which is die and survive with the fricking totem of the endine.
This is not the right time, sir!
Damn, bro!
20548!
Damn! Pause.
Do you see what I see?
He's the world record holder for all advancements.
He's also one of the donors who make it possible.
You have to wonder if he's paying to get better results.
No, I honestly actually really sick run 100% kind of a fun run a watch
Is he crying he's crying tears
Dude, I actually feel the same way when I lose my iron three games, I guess it's kind of similar
If I got his openly weeping it's so beautiful
He's weeping so openly.
This is what happens to a man after he's made 30 different animals made.
I think it's beautiful.
I think loving something so much and being so passionate about it that you cry openly
and weep is one of the most beautiful things man can do.
I mean, at some point, you got to farm primes though, you
know what I'm saying?
Like brother, like what are we doing?
Tap in.
You know what I mean?
Like put your head up.
Farms of primes.
Dead ass.
This is gonna be me when I hit gold.
However long he cries, I'm trying to go one more second when I hit gold.
I want to see fuck logs in a way.
Fuck the ender guy.
That's gonna be me, bro.
Let's give him a call.
What's up, man?
Congrats, bro.
Thank you.
205 is pretty impressive.
Yeah, I
I got a 213 like a I don't know if it was the day before this run or like the week before but I
Don't know the category is so weird because it's kind of I mean you watch the run
It's kind of just like you do nothing for an hour and then you do everything in 10 minutes
So it's weird the improvement because it's a lot of it is just getting luckier like all the time
You're pointing out where I'm doing nothing like I'm just kind of doing nothing, but it's impossible
like low key who has the world record right now or like skycrabs run the 617
like those need so much luck in those moments but a is that times like a
thousand right like I could get three of the wither heads and three withers I
could get eight of the shell guys in five minutes and I've had like segments
of runs where all of that's happened but it's it's like statistically
impossible for everything to always go right so there's a lot of the
improvement has come from, like, just having the run that gets luckier.
It really feels like, like a really good hundred percent route.
Like it feels like kind of like a normal speed run, you know,
difference between like Mario and you percent Mario hundred percent.
So it's a fun watch because there is even even when you're doing nothing,
I mean, you aren't doing nothing per se.
Like you're just you're mat farming.
Yeah, yeah, it's just exploring, getting ready for like the last five minutes.
But the end didn't seem that confusing.
I thought it was going to be a little more confusing.
I mean, obviously the most confusing one is the status effects because I don't really
know all of them.
So that's the only one that I kind of want to like, what are all of them?
So the first three that I loaded up on that, that's just sort of part of the round
is like, obviously, that some of any advancements was like do raid.
Yeah.
you get here the village from a raid which is game intended to like it gives
you better trades with villagers and they like drop you shit oh so that's why
you're doing that at the end because that gives you a status that's I mean the
right at the end yeah because it's your window time like you're how will like how
quickly this so here the village is like 40 minutes so if I just do the
raid near the end of the run oh that's fine then I go back and kill the
You get bad omen bad bad omen, which is um, I
Think an hour and a half. So that's also fine
Okay, the first real timer that like a thing can go wrong and is the the mind fatigue from the
Monument from the aqua plus yeah guy
That's five minutes. So if the monument is really far or let's say like I forgot one thing on the setup that five minutes
Could run out or like let's say I need to like
mine something with any tool right like I have mine fatigue three that should
take forever so sometimes like I've had runs where I need to wait out those five
minutes then it's these eight potions well I bring the dolphin over the dolphin
you can have a dolphin yes dolphins grace is just like fast swimming that
works on land or is that why I have to go in water it works in water that's
why I'm in the like one by one hole that's where I'm swimming at the end
The dolphin doesn't have to be in water.
The dolphin will die if it's on land for like three minutes,
but like that's not really a big deal.
Oh, okay.
So yeah, the dolphin thing kind of just happens.
The eight potions that I'd pop, the slow,
I think the shortest one is maybe a minute and a half.
So those are all fine.
The real committal thing is once the choker shoots me,
that's 12 seconds.
Oh, the glowing arrow that I shoot up is 10 seconds.
And so it's like still a lot of leeway.
Like I think you have four or five seconds at the end of everything.
But like, how many of the arrow do you have?
Usually in runs, I'm fine with just having like two.
It's really hard for it to miss.
It's only if I like limp it really bad.
But it's just eating three things in placing one down.
I just sent you a clip.
That is me doing it in 121.11.
They added a ton of new advancements.
That clip was me doing it for the first time.
I did a thing the other day. I had a point two second window for success on this one
There's way more going on this one. There's so many more advancements, bro
Yep, there's way more advancements. There's 25 more. There's also more clicks
I had a four ticks of leeway on this because there's the warden. There's this Nautilus guy here. This is fucking great
They just deadass expect you to do this shit?
I don't know how they- I actually don't know how they expect me to do this shit
I
Never done it like
Is it just like the one like the 160 one is so much easier in comparison because there's way less
Yeah, there's way less set up
Yeah, the 121 sounds crazier because all the shit they added but are people not running it because it's slower
um
Yeah, it's just way more annoying like 1.16 is just more fun because you get run started way more like
Because you still have to get the Elytra and you have to do the normal run in 1.21
So you have to do the Bastions, but they have pigment boots and you get less pearls
And then there's so many more things and yeah good 1.21 seems more fun
It kind of is more fun if I am I'm very committed to like ranked right now
And just like the whole the whole content whatever
Like I don't plan on going back to playing a for a while
I'll let someone else get the first sub to whether that's Pingu if I
Pingu's also cool
Yeah, I mean I'll be on summer break again eventually or whatever or whoever else gets up to like I'm not trying to
I'm pretty mad
doors open
Yes, it's been open
But if I go back to a I would want to do a new version because they were kind of more fun
I like the newer world generation like when you were doing the the hardcore stuff. Yeah
I like the new worlds because they have some of the fun places.
I forget what they call it.
The what's the room called with like the the the chambers?
Oh, trial chambers. Yeah.
Is that a big part of it?
It's a part of the run. Yeah, you need to get amazed from that.
They're honestly like it's low key the most annoying part
because there's just like it's sensory overload when you're in there.
Yeah, it's kind of beast.
Yeah, but the new version runs are really fun.
It's it's a lot more annoying though, because it takes so much longer
to get a run going and then they add a ton of new advancements.
Like you know how the golden apple like the enchanted golden apple is like rare?
Yeah, I told you it's like a one in ten from the temple
There's basically like five kind of things that are like that in that are just sort of like just like just like
Yeah, like you have to explore and you have to find this like
180 item in an ancient city chest
Yeah, so you have to get lucky on that if not you could burn an hour and a half you lose your run
And then you need to find this one type of wolf
that's in this one type of biome and spawns like 2% of the time because the biome is really small.
It's so it's like way more annoying. You just kind of get less going. You're playing the game a little bit less, but I think the like
Yes, Armored Trim is one of the annoying ones, yeah.
But it's fun, like if I went back to AI I would do new version stuff because there's definitely a lot more room for improvement and like
new tech and stuff too. Like there's a lot of things that only work in 116, 121 changes a ton of stuff,
different tech works. So it'd be cool. But 116 will always be the most competitive
version. Yeah, that's going to be because it's just faster. Yeah, it's more approachable.
Yeah, I guess it's good too. More run starting is like what will keep people in it. It's not
that popular of a category though, it feels like. No, it's not. I don't think I really have helped
that situation. But it's also just so much to learn. Like not only is like, oh, people
learning that are going for second place, but it's just so so much to learn.
And it's so much of vibes learning to like, I feel like if you learn like like
Mars 64, you can just learn strats for every star and it's the same every time.
Like, obviously there's some RNG and like 100 coin, but you can just learn the
wrap. But unlike these all advancements runs in that sort of hour in the
middle where I'm just flying around looking for stuff.
Yeah.
There's no real learning there.
You just have to remember everything.
Like there's 40 foods.
There's 40 biomes.
There's 30 mobs.
There's 40 random advancements you have to do that are like one off and you just have to kind of remember it
And there's so many
Educate situations like I said in the run you just watched that was the first time I ever flew the phantoms together
That's just never happened to me. There is other it always be something. That's just like I've had this situation for the first time like a
It's so hard for people to learn that because you kind of have to just be okay with being shit for a long time
You're low key the same things
Yeah, I've had the world record for four years. I think it was like 18 in a row or something is the 205
You know who's the FG is?
Yeah, it is. Um, I couldn't tell you which Zelda game, but I met him at a couple IRL stuff things
I don't I never played in what shielded as a kid
Well, yeah, because when you were a kid like fucking
Fortnite was out or some shit
Yeah, you were kid in 2003
I spawned in yeah later to and you know about 9-11 right about that
They fill me in. Okay. Yeah the major
Charis attack. I know I can't believe it. Yeah, that was really good
Okay, well, dude. Hey congrats on the fucking dub, but now what's your goal? Are you trying to win playoffs?
Um, are you just trying to find content?
That made my life spent crazy the last month
My life in the movies playing fucking my craft eight hours a day
Yeah
Yeah, a lot of people watching the movie though. That's true
I don't know. I think doing not getting out to the playoffs winner in the first round would be nice dude
You were but sorry for how to play hacks. I mean, yeah, he won do you only got two seeds off him?
You lost to the winner. I did. Yeah, um, I don't know. I mean, I think I'm good at ranked enough to obviously be in playoffs
Um, but winning I mean winning is I feel like there's a solid few people that are all really good
And even like anyone in the bracket if they'd play their best on the day like the games are still always so close
Um, I don't know if I would like really really want to win it. Did you hear the carry from news alert?
What's the breaking news? No, Jay got a sub seven
And that's just, yeah, people they just said that in chat, 656.
Let's watch it.
Who's Jay?
Bad gamer.
That's the record 630.
Record 650, sorry, six seconds.
Oh, wow, he was close to shit.
Yeah, it's actually crazy.
Yeah, go watch it so that I can have you watching it while I go pee pee.
I'm done.
Yeah.
All right. Well, I just want you to know August 4th, 2026 is when you're going to lose your
all advancements world record.
That's Joe another like six months.
Yeah.
Maybe my schedule will be more free by then coming in hot 22 is going for number one 22
He's going for number one and he's not quitting at 2x. He's going for sub two
I'm down for the challenge
All right, we'll pull up the damn run bro. I'm trying to leech
I will bro. It's a what fucking just happened. So I gotta like yeah, you got to go through awesome
It's got streams on tiktok I could go to the tiktok, but I don't even have a tiktok account
I mean dude, that's where I know I'm from
Um, you get this guy, you take that.
Oh, yeah.
I get it.
I get my TikTok feed and I was like, yeah, he's actually pretty good.
Wait, he's doing RSG.
Yeah.
That's why it's crazy.
Oh, that's sick.
Yeah.
This is second place.
Oh, I thought it was like a ranked record.
I, I'll low key was like, who gives a fuck?
Yeah.
Who gives a fuck about the right?
All right.
Okay.
Wait, pull it up.
Pull it up.
You're telling me a screen share.
Yeah.
Screen share.
Can you verify slime as an Orlando Asian Mogger?
Are you asking me?
Yeah, sorry.
I don't think so.
Ah, fuck, tough shit slime.
I don't know.
All right, this is third place in the world.
Second place, the second sub-seventh ever.
Second?
Yeah, there were two other sub-sevenths.
There are four total, technically.
It's low keys 650 world record J. Just got a 656
Sky crab what about a 617 you died in the fountain dude? I'm not 16 so fast, too
Yeah, and then Ken in I think what about a 658 maybe
But he reset the world in the fountain, but that dude low key cheated and ranked a couple seasons ago
So what do you mean reset in the fountain?
Like like there's a reset hot key and he was like typing in his chat
Like oh my god, and then he fatfingered the key
Do you guys legit? That sounds like some fake shit.
I know, I know. Especially knowing that he cheated and ranked a couple seasons ago
Wait, how do you cheat and ranked specifically?
Like with directions?
He just had it, oh, um, I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, I can give you a discord.
Yeah, like, he had blaze spawn eggs.
Just to know how to avoid it or like catch it.
Yeah, well he had blaze spawn eggs, so he was kind of spawning the blaze's.
So it's not something you could do on stream?
No, that would be I think pretty obvious
But offline you could run it well there are replays that is how he got
Okay, we're in it I know
That's fine, I can show that yeah
Hi church for finding the fashion you don't use it. Let's go give us another is all the overworlds will look this
How long's David doing it?
Resetting here I can check
Cuz I think
Tasteman gg. Oh, this is the website. Yeah, this is the stats website. Oh, that's not gonna get it stats
I just look at
The last 30 days he's done 277 wait, this is bad gamer
Yeah, oh, I didn't know his name was Jay. I've seen bad gamer
Cuz I heard about a bus guy. I think he's yeah, 11th and
How many entries does he have he has 277 in a month, which isn't like a grind
Who all time good call for 6,000
Because I think skycrabs
Yeah, but yes skycrabs and play ranked though like true. It's doing both. You know jay was in a playoffs couple seasons ago
Yeah, I think skycrabs has a I think aquacord as around 6k
Okay
This guy got a nice 15,000. That's not even loading
Why broke the database too many to love lifetime?
Yeah, that's kind of or are you break the website?
Well, I probably what happened is I pulled the subs and now everyone's pulling up and now the entire website probably isn't working
GG you kind of you kind of did that with the ranked website and the whole servers in a way
It's just on a whole fucking website, bro. Yeah
No, I'm ready for real dangerous to show up. All right, boot it up
Diamond sword bulldex. All right. This is quick. This is seven salmon, though
Which is good. I mean add tnt. BT's are really fucking it's not cooked right wrong
No, it's cooked the BT foods cooks. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, so seven salmon a lot
Yeah, you can get between four and eight and it's either. Oh, yeah, I see now my crimes
You must share with starters. It's just I don't think it's proud Google crumbs ass
That's good. That was like pretty
Without like pretty quick Flint
Let's see this another this is crazy
Sub 110s quick, let me just fucking pull this up on Firefox. This is like it's not gonna stop
It is kind of shit in the bed. Oh, it's me. Oh, yeah, I only use Firefox for
This shit cuz for some reason my chrome only does this one. I'm streaming you follow Clint Steven
Yeah.
Great guy.
I didn't know you'd know about him.
What are you trying to say?
He like retired before you were a man.
I don't think so.
When do you think you'd become a man?
Me personally or like?
One, but I guess I'm curious about yeah when you personally think you became a man.
I went to boarding high school at 13.
I think that.
What was a good big change with other boys only?
No, well, in the dorms were were gender separated, but there were girls by
school, too.
You went to it up like, uh, like, and you had to wear outfits and shit.
No, they didn't have a set of uniforms, but we had like curfews and stuff
because they were like, I guess responsible for our safety as minors.
Wow.
That's probably why.
So you became mad at 13 at the co-ed boarding school, not wearing uniforms.
If you want to have a week of roll with that, okay?
I was 27
What happened to last the virginity
Congrats, yeah appreciate that
Okay
Yeah money or so. Yeah, I do
Sub 110 mostly clicking and he's pumped about a sub 110
Oh, it's like right away. Yeah, someone kind of got it. Oh, man, it's buried. It's buried.
Oh, my God. Is he gonna see it through the wall? A little bit. Did you see it? The train
is bad. He saw some piggies through the wall. Oh, wait, this is good still. It's really
Yeah
It could be housing still we're not sure
The Audi rules only a rancor right?
Yes, so are like the trades and everything. Oh my god
11
He plays he plays a gap. There's no way you think we got a sub seven with a gap. Are we
What does that mean we talk about this is routers just so fucking slow. Oh because it's not doing triple to gap
Yeah
Yeah, and then the fact that this is sub seven is crazy like the rates just must go absurd
In the fort and like the trades in every cool. Well, this is a lot of rocks fast
No, the routes fast. It's just when you're trying to get world record. This is really bad
It really helped that that one chest to check had a live enough city in so all he needs is like cuz that's that's usually
Why?
Gotta go. Oh, that was a big hit
Yeah, I was a second place this must be crazy trying to show as well
Cuz like just to go back through the fucking wall to get
That pig is the difference from the world record, maybe that's not 6 seconds.
That's a couple seconds.
Yeah, low key true.
Yeah, you're out bro, Dave.
No, 18 obby, 18 obby.
Oh, good looks.
Home portal.
Why don't you just home portal?
Revene at the bottom of the ocean. You have to swim
That's the major problem, please
Also when you home portal you're all you always are gonna be like a thousand blocks away at least because of the rings
But I like
If you blind travel in the ring
Range because then it also switches what stronghold it naps you yeah, that happens a lot more important to
Yeah, I feel really bad when I see that happen to you because I'm like it's just such a fuck like situation
It's just kind of I gotta stop home for him
And he's an aggro perler so 350 spawner this is fast, but I wouldn't say it's crazy
Loki was four flats, so this is the head of Warwicker, but low keys low keys like four wasn't saying why is he chasing straight down?
Because this is just how you do it in RSC like if you don't go five for five or six for six
The run is just dead. He's too pretty right now. He goes three four five right here, and then he might just leave. Oh shit
like nothing you said that's why yeah yeah people will send it's it's a one
and three to get it to us so it's fine like a four eyes like a one and three
the rates get so shit that's what I actually more about the two eyes
frick oh frick this is good he's overlapping the craft I should not
made that we made what do you make what do you fuck up made too many he made
too many sticks look let's see because he has 15 planks exactly and he doesn't
even have string he has 15 wool exactly so he made sticks because he doesn't he
can't make a bow and he can't make a gold pick either like those would be the
two things you'd be making but he doesn't have string or gold and the
sticks that he's making he loses a bet so now instead of five beds in one
anchor he can make four beds. I know zero four bed one anchor with no bow is definitely
hittable but I don't know if this is even zero. Can he destroy his bow or is that shit
too hard? He can but it's just kind of slow and again he doesn't I don't think he would
do it for that's five. Damn so the runs over in two minutes crazy. So he would just
lose the run if it required one more pearl.
I have to leave Banked.
Yeah, if it was not a two-hired better, he would just lose it.
I don't know what his PB was before this.
Oh, he's just going to fucking leave that.
He's going to play for the three of us.
What?
He's going to leave Banked and then another rod.
That's kind of crazy.
Oh, he's going to get another rod.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, this is really slow because the pearl you throw up isn't even like guaranteed
to hit.
You know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is going to be like 5% of the time.
Apparently my chat saying his PB was 729 or 720 or something. So he's playing for PB at this point, right?
I think who cares if he gets another 730 is trying to improve his place
Yeah, I think I think I'm back. I didn't drop you would probably just sent it because he only has you know two minutes to be
This PB. Okay, you got it. You got it
Doesn't have the glowstone so you make your four beds. He can only charge one
Oh cringe
Oh my god, he builds this at Y50? Does this fucking hit? He's in the ocean, so probably.
It's crazy. Wait, why does this hit? I don't know, his Y level is just really high, Y49.
I know, but I thought it only worked 35 to 45. Well, it's because it matches your Y level,
like it tries to find the closest one. So if you build it at Y49 and then this surfaces Y64,
if your strongholds at Y40, it'll put you down to Y40. But if your strongholds at Y20,
That's too far away. Then it would put you up a Y 65. This let's see if it's going to have three
Does he have it open?
I'm waiting for a chunk. I'm not going to be able to tell where I can't see. Yeah deep ocean because he blinded out in an ocean
Bounds are pretty big in this game. So he's still in an ocean. So the game always goes low
Yeah, the game always tries to put you somewhere like he could have built this at Y
I'm the nether roof and it was still put him in. It tries to put you anywhere. Crazy close stronghold
exactly
He's got a nail this now. I mean he has to zero like I'm looking at the time
It's already six minutes. He finishes in a minute. So it's got to be some four bed one interaction
Was it it's not a record if he there's a one-eye so lucky for that extra one
Yep
Yeah, bro, if you know if this world records, I give you three more string
Oh
How so was that does that that doesn't matter because you guys wait for the time for this tower?
It shouldn't matter. He should still be able to find five, but it makes a lot closer
He only went to 94. Wow
The fact that he gets the damage off here with that bed is really impressive
please
No way this kills
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
How legit is the dragon falling?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
For RG?
Yes!
Yeah.
What do you mean by legit?
Like does it change stuff?
Like the spinning down?
How do I-
Oh.
I mean it's different.
I don't even understand your question.
Like when the dragon go down and is that RNG like after killing her from when the portal appears
Do you have to wait for the dragon to fly down? Yes, and the there's that time consistent
No
Okay, so depends on the it depends on the height of the fan on the middle
So you like oh so like so when he kill yeah, when he kills the dragon
That's why he's like waiting. I see like when he kills the dragon with this anchor with us
You can't use this time and then add like a consistent amount of time. It's still random
Yeah, I can it can take an extra spin because it has to be like over the middle
Close enough to the guy rocks. I don't see like it always
And so there's
And then I guess he's not looking at the dragon
But on this spin I guess the game is like this is close enough so right when it gets to the middle
It's gonna die, but if he was unlucky, maybe if it was like
if he
If this fact that was like one block lower or something
I don't know even like what the values is because it's like it's not something you can control so it doesn't really matter
But it would have had to do another spin if the game thought this was too
This would have world-recorded if he had a bow that's crazy
Would save here every rotation is for
So he could have like two plus two with the bed
Maybe not because he got stuck here. So if he hadn't made that I got stuck
Also, like he killed a lot of blazes didn't drop a rod like you could say this obviously about like any run, but right this was
Great, so I'm gonna do he's uploaded one tick tock. He's never uploaded tick tock
He just goes live. I think that's crazy. I
Just open his tickets. I think it's I think it's because he's from Canada and you I don't think there's a the creator program in Canada
So I think yeah, I think it doesn't make money
What was the top comment on Ludwig Bunz?
On his live stream on TikTok.
Who I'm not on TikTok.
That wasn't me.
What I didn't do anything.
Why did you bring it on me, being ass?
I don't know, man. It wasn't me.
Who was it? What's your username?
Mark, it's fucking Mark.
I want you to ban Mark.
Can you do that for me?
I can. I'll look out for Mark, though.
I'll look out for it.
If you see Mark, you fucking break his fucking skull, bro.
I appreciate that, bro.
All right, man, I'm a crank out probably one game or two before a badge.
Awesome.
I'll never complain.
What do you have to?
Are you going to fucking watch me and fucking laugh at me when I lose and I'm sad?
Nobody was sad yesterday when you.
When I lost.
It's black.
Just sad.
Yeah, dude, I was like, you're doing like you're doing like 95% of the things in the run really well.
It's just like one thing happens.
It's like half the time your fault, half the time, just some genuine game bullshit
that like you're not expected to know about.
And it's like, damn, do you ever think it's my fault or do you think it's always unlucky?
I think a majority of the time it's unlucky.
I'm not going to say all the time because some of the time it definitely is your fault.
What's like a percentage?
Let me think. I'd say it's probably your fault, maybe like six or seven percent of it's on
and then there are other like 93 to nine. I'll see you later Matt.
23 year olds bro. Ah boys! I am inspired watching Feinberg get the world record. Jay
get a sub seven and now an equal achievement.
Ludwig getting to gold.
Not really gold.
I actually don't have time to go today.
I'm six games away and it is 1040.
But I do want to make sure that tomorrow because I really want to hit this.
Mainly because I'm trying to upload a YouTube video and the YouTube video is
so much better if I'm gold at the end.
So I'd really like to hit this. Here's the deal. Tomorrow I'm going to grind it for a
long time. Brother, if I don't get it tomorrow, I'm like, ffff, GG, bro.
Chief
They attend gifted jewels
All right y'all
We are about to jump in
The stream ends
When I lose one game, that's the deal
If I lose one game, I'm gonna end. So I'll actually make a bow right now.
There's a universe I went six straight and I had gold tonight.
And if that happens, I'll let it play. I will not end the stream until I lose.
I don't know how many that'll be. It might be one, might be five, might be...
All the way to gold.
But when I lose one, I'm out!
When I lose one, I'm out! No bullet, dickhead!
I will decide in a minute!
minute when I come back from pissing I better see 1000 fucking twitch problems
my channel I swear to God I'm gonna end the God entry mid run I am a capitalist
pig I need your cash
If fucking a croc is against TOS, then I don't wanna follow it.
And that's it.
It's time to leave.
We'll see you later.
Bye.
Thank you for all the twitch bombs I appreciate it for all the youtube frogs who hop over to
drop it I appreciate it there's 22,000 you guys right now hope you're doing well over
there on youtube my wife sitting across from the table what did he say I need that minecraft
music you guys want to hear that lolcow playlist if Ludwig locks in six in a row I'm gonna
lock in and ace my finals.
Ace your fucking finals, dude.
Ace your fucking finals, man.
You know why you should ace your finals?
Ace your finals because you think you can ace them if you walk in.
A lot of you guys have spent your whole life believing your potential is greater than your
results.
Fucking prove it to yourself.
Cause it's a lie.
Kids like to tell themselves these fucking lies.
That they're smarter than they actually am if they locked in for a second.
Fucking prove it.
You've done nothing.
You deserve nothing.
You've never locked in one goddamn time.
You're waiting for some day in the future to live the life that you think you deserve
to leave.
Be the guy you want to be today. Ace the finals today. Why is tomorrow you a better man? The better man exists here, the better a man exists now, man. Be that guy.
Is that shit?
I did the same fucking thing, man.
I did the same fucking thing.
I went to all high school thinking I was the shit, man.
I didn't do my homework.
And I come and I take a test.
I mail a BB plus, and I thought that made me the shit.
I thought to myself, yo, if I study that easy, get an A.
If I did my homework that easy, get an A. I could hit
a 4-0 like these fucking nerds.
I just don't need to lock in, I can do whatever the fuck I want, and chillin' coasts with these bees and seas.
I didn't ask for the 2.9.
Not until I reached college that I realized I was being a loser.
The cool people are the ones who lock in, study, try it.
The cool people put the working.
I didn't get to go to the last only miss. This is a random assault
The clock takes time to break your eyes and I almost let the shine again.
Cause you are the local state I wish we didn't mean it.
Jakes saying I'm not listening, cold rain.
You don't know what's going on.
Just
Fuckers
I posted in high school now I'm a 30 year old alcoholic watching Ludwig brother
What? Why are you talking like your times are fucking done? Lock in today.
Make today day one and not drinking, brother. What are you talking about?
I did this, I did that. You're fucking 30, brother.
Time to lock in!
This year's our year!
I don't think I can enter with an iron axe. I think I need to make...
Right? I think I need to do this. Oh, I can do diamond pick.
I'm an idiot
You wanted me to stay
Okay, can you know the crazy piglins in this room today?
you are
Unpersonal best pace until you like we're getting through all your pulls away
I'm having wicked dreams of leaving 9-3. I'm gonna climb until
Never I was was he my go-karts for me proud water in his face watching me
He sees his baby girl. I know he's gonna scream
Your fat locale child and you throw in and run on fine
Okay, I went to new songs I've heard
Can there be water in the dessert
Just one more game to play
One seat to wear
Can that be water?
Do I have to go- oh fuck I have to go over here
That was a classic, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you gotta understand there are 585 songs in a low-cal playlist
I have to give some respect to uh
Those that we haven't listened to
Okay, we have flint and steel. I can go get this gold so I can have gold armor and then
I can go make my lava portal. He hasn't entered the Nether yet so we're not too slow.
That was Milan.
Hi, Feinberg, if you're watching.
If he's watching, brother.
Are you serious?
Hit me, Dave.
You got fucking Feinberg groupies in my goddamn chat.
Okay, he's in, so I'm like, what, 30 seconds behind, maybe?
I don't want to fucking cry, dude, I hate when I do that.
I really have to get better.
I think I switched the Hawkeys for my water bucket and my blocks too much.
I should just keep them totally opposite, and then this won't happen.
Well, I'm a little further behind now.
I don't think it's a minute, 30, but it might be a minute.
He's in another unit to FF.
Well, let's kill him.
Break his fucking legs, mods.
Break his fucking legs!
Now watch my bird till the end of last week in the game
DEMONICS
Andre's playing Minecraft really slow
Every time I tune in he just grows
And now it looks like he's gonna
I
Stables
Oh
That's so bad
I should have thrown my gold
I
Should have thrown the gold I had so much to
Okay call it a hunger reset
You know the annoying thing is that the gold that I had is gone and there wasn't a gold in that one chest
I don't really have a great plan of action once I get in there to be honest is my current
issue.
I don't want to reset.
I think I just have to spend the time looking through the outdoor treasure chests and grabbing one
This is not even a point
But baby, baby, I know I know where to get a chest I can just go grab one
I should have just grabbed a chest last time. It was just stubbornness to believe
I just believe in myself more than anyone ever has
.
Chessie search has golden boots. I don't think it does but I'll check it again. If you're wrong, I'll just ban you
Keep him in the chat boys. Oh my god. Do we have a new mod?
Why why why why oh it's a pig
She's playing really good with the little pigs.
Each one of them are going to need a day to know.
Okay, nothing here as far as I can tell.
I'm killing you brother. I'm sorry you are a pain in my ass
Brother, what is this song?
Some Yoko Ono shit.
of
the
The
Focus focus focus focus is the party was focused. Let's keep focus keep focus here
Keep focus keep some focus
Retain that focus
Okay, let's get out of here.
I need more auto.
I don't have enough food to be taking these risks.
you
I'm just going to home portal because it's just up.
What I lose my how do I lose my stone.
How do I do this constantly?
How did I leave my fucking over here and...
I must have thrown it.
Oh my god.
Me
They say my game plays
They don't make up with them CSR. What is this one? They say I'll never reach gold
If I keep you saying my own Western world
They were shoved up never right, which was it
They told me look how you can't win
of
the
I
Brickies help other fibers my fucking help
fucking
No, I'm not fucking drawing your ass, bro. I said for some shit. I'm running this bitch
Don't believe me. What's this?
I
Wonder again my axe
I
Know what is this fortress
I know I'm gonna do it but I just want I want to be
I just want to get to the spawner ideally, but I can't find it.
show
the end is near
and so I face
the final
portal
my
friends
I'll say it clear
I've got my eyes
now I'm
immortal
I feel
the life
that's short
I traveled each and every dimension
They only get one second I'm fucked up
Scared I was gonna fuck up
I'm not drawing
And more important is, it's a surprise.
If there were time, I'm sure you would.
When I messed up, die to a bruise.
But through it all, when there was doubt, I locked the fuck in, dropped the lookout, I faced it all, and iced it all, and ran a soft drink.
I've lived and died, I have amused, the bourgeoisie.
And now my name I hide, I'll grind my way to never hide.
to think I'll do all that and may I say all for the channel
ooh, might do a little pit stop for a little gnaw
I ran a sub-fairty
For what is a man?
What has he got?
If not Blazrod's
Then he has not
To make the eyes
Be truly me
And not the best
to kill the dragon the record chose I took the blows and ran a soft search
I will baby
The end of the video.
you
You
I love your content, I have no idea who you are as a person.
Homeboy game.
What do you find, Bert?
What do you say fuck me for?
You give in gods
Protection
But some pearls
Hoglins
Twitch primes
How could I ever write a fashion
without background
I would never be watched
cause everyone's still dying
just like him, like him, like him
I'm gonna go chasing a guest
I don't know who he is
Yes, I guess I don't know
My name another one
I've been trying to make my own messes by you, I wouldn't have to ever lie to you, yeah.
You ain't got a crime sub to me, I'm everything that I was trying to be, so do I look like
And now the ripe food was eaten
Almost out of iron free
I'm sorry, Ludd. You can't be all over seeds and infumes hate for women. It's all
Feinberg's fault. True. He started this, but he's a good guy. Nope. I love you,
Feinberg. You may never be able to take down the netherite bourgeoisie, but maybe,
Just maybe you can take gold three
It's got high cowboy 62. Don't you dare forget that name cuz that's me. Okay. What do you get? Oh
Let's get out of business
Let's get down to business to do what baby to defeat
fun bird did they send me call one when I asked for gold you're the saddest
I've ever met but you can bet before
Mr.. I'll make a girl that works. I might be too far though fuck
Frank will ask a village, but I'm fine
Once you find the portal you were sure
to win. You're a spineless pale pathetic chud and you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a gold pad of you.
I'm never gonna get to gold second by the points I built up, but was I a fool for not practicing?
This will be a test, dick! Hope find the bird doesn't click for him!
I'm not sure what he's talking about.
Oh my God.
Dude, that...
That should have been the freest one of my career.
That should have been the freest one of my career. All right, you know the rules boys three men's when we lose
Such an insane fucking game
Thank you to $50 Cody McCarty I
I did not lie. I said I was down to do a casual. I just said next year. He didn't specify a time guys. Oh
Shit, do you think he meant today?
Oh my god, he probably meant today
Think about that
Go let it go, go, go, let it go, go, go, let it go, go, go, let it go, go, let it go.
So carry his bread in his off hand, Don't sit beneath the tree by the mic I've tried.
Oh, chattels would see him sitting in the shade, Running with the strats that the
And now it writes me, the people passing by, they would stop and say,
Oh my, what that little blocky boy could play?
Go, go!
Go, Lattie, go, go!
Lattie, go!
of
the
I didn't take it.
Bring the end of the bourgeoisie.
Many people come from miles around to see you play a microclone
when the sun goes down.
Maybe someday it may more be in light,
saying, Lottie be gold tonight.
Go, go, go, Lottie, go.
Oh, you move faster in water?
No, that'd be kind of good.
Go, go, go, Lottie, go.
Go, go, go, Lottie.
I'm glad he'd be gold.
You got this.
Drop a goldfish.
Travel, travel, travel, you've got a low cost.
That's a good point.
I want to remember life.
What an annoying fucking seagusses bro.
What an annoying seagusses bro.
Bastion and I got fucking no damned iron or gold
It's not your passion I take back my comments
I
Oh, I'm wearing gold
Thank you
I
Oh, I'm kind of in pain.
Oh, I love this song.
I swear this game is cringe bro, call it a hunger reset.
And he sits there baby for crying
Lighty lock, lighty lock
Lighty's a lock, lightway's a lock
Lighty a lock, lighty's a lock
Keep his creepies to stay baby
Ask him why
Why do I stop, I stop in my mind
I'm being an idiot.
Can I enter from the back?
You think it's right here, huh?
Yeah.
I
Was on my shit
La Di La Roca
Love is a night
Oh
Look at that.
I'll see you in the next video.
Bye bye.
you
CSR it's fun to rank up in and CSR
They have streams like there is
Dolphin you can beat them
And CSR it's fun to rank up in and CSR
You can get a boyfriend sounds a boyfriend Donald Trump
You can do whatever you feel oh
Oh, you mean the guy doing the parody. That makes more sense.
It's fun to rank up in MCSR
They have stream snipers that close the pores
You can beat them in day four one
It's fun to rank up in MCSR
You can get out of silver you can prove them wrong you can do whatever you feel
Local I was once iron three. I said I was
Watching your or stream. I felt so bad. I couldn't break up
I was on stuff
Dead that's when
Watching your or stream you said young man
No more for 15, it's a way to rank up in MCSR. It's the winner mentality.
It's fun to rank up in MCSR. It's fun to rank up in MCSR.
They have streams like theirs, that goes to chords. You can beat them in a 4-1.
It's fun to rank a pink and see I suck it's fun to rank a pink and see
You can get out of silver you can prove them wrong you can do whatever you feel
W drags
oh
dude what are these rates ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
Dude, what are these rates?
Ow. Ow.
Should I go for another hungry set?
It's 266 blocks away, maybe.
I
Feel like I need to fucking fix my chords
I
I'm just gonna break it
214 to 12
Rip and 40% crazy
I
Oh
There you
I think I want to end it all I will never stop my stream until the hall of
my nerf teams knows I ain't the only low con or more I'm crashing out harder than I
crashed out plainly And when fun for any of you me made
I don't want to be bad like me, never laugh about just like me, I don't ever want to look into MCS or MC, not in a waiting hall, I don't want to throw runs like this, missed a corner by a ton like this, I don't want to be stuck in a run dreaming.
Oh, my God!
One, two... How many beds do I have?
One, two, three, four, five?
All right.
Low count, find her a goal.
I am a low count, a low.
Oh, he's in the end.
Low count.
Let's go.
No time to dilly-dally, y'all.
Can you feel gold moving through your mind?
Ooh, looks like you're cuter for more.
Yeah, I can feel your rank slipping through your hands.
Slipping through your hands.
Ooh, you try and try to rebuild, yeah.
But you can hardly follow
your passion house.
And you can't help but wallow.
It puts you right back into the car.
Minecraft!
Hang it on the air to fire in.
Minecraft!
With the runs of yesterday.
Minecraft!
If you chat or if you follow.
Minecraft!
You may never find your way.
Wow!
Keep the old chair
Bowling you inside
Yeah, the fire brings on a stream
Wow!
But you can't save your sorrow
You fell and died and you can't help but wallow and put you right back into cold.
Moneycraft!
Hang it on the edge of my room!
Moneycraft!
with the wrath of yesterday
minecraft
if you channel or if you follow
minecraft
you may never find your way
feeling a little hoed
whoa oh yeah
I said, no, no, he's a leech, you know.
to
Back to Iron 3 y'all
All right boys, dude for how sloppy that run was 23 minutes not bad
Find your way!
you
I
Didn't know
But in thinking as he's wishing he could learn to navigate the stronghold
There's no use in trying, he keeps crying at the bottom being stuck in iron
here comes the chud watching as he jumps into the end with no blocks to bridge with like
a block of art no elote again for fitting in world resetting that you'd prefer to be
I thought you said I could am I dumb
How do you get
So just home portal
And I guess it is home
Every game so just home portal
I really thought I could eat this bitched like a delicious snack
I mean, you really just got to learn some real bashing routes.
Brother, I know a bashing route, I just said left right gap.
Kind of know like stables, you only do manhunt for a thousand, why don't you hop down brother?
I do hop down.
Also learn how to measure properly, your manhunt sucks.
Learn bowdye.
Fuck.
Oh, it sucks.
I'm gonna bow to eye.
Fuck.
Oh, where the fuck is this car?
I'm gonna run out of fucking under, by the way.
There it is.
What's...
Let's...
It's not the most beautiful night.
Dog, Lune, pre-emptive. You're so bad at strongholding that.
please it's it hurts to watch man dude it clearly doesn't cuz you like it
enough to make a song about it I'm just saying you can't hurt that fucking
much
I don't think I need to fuck it with the ways that this shit
I
Think I'm done this right
Oh
Okay, it's gonna be kind of annoying
Why is there, it's a village, but what a banger.
When Ludd was a young chud and Fumi took him to twitch.tv to see some fine burg runs.
He said, Chud, when you grow up, will you
be the savior of the irons, low elo and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them, the streamers,
and all the non-believers, the chests that they absent?
because one day I'll leave you a pickaxe to lead you in the bastion to beat the nether
You grow up, would you be the savior of the irons?
Fuck!
Chloe Lowe and the Damned!
and
And through it all the rise and fall the lock house in the chat
Okay, we have negative 84 negative
You'll win this run
And though you pull the wrong direction your fortitude will win this run
You'll win this run and in my chest. I can't contain it
The Sanfam won't explain it
A fashion sends you real in
From disappointed deaths
Your misery and rage will ban us all
So mind the gold and trade it all
Let's get all the blaze rods
Defiant to the end we hear the call
You'll win this run
And are you from the wrong direction?
Your fortitude will win this run, you'll win this run
And though your low envats and abbeats, the Minecraft timer marches
On and on we carry through the end, oh how the disappointed purchase from the drag
Take a look at me, as I cannot care less
Do or die, you'll never give up
Because of slap, or never take your block
Go and try, you'll never place it
You want it all, you wanna play this
Part I won't doubt, or say you're iron
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna use my prime
Give a cheer, for all the broken
Who listen here, because it's who we are
You're just a chud, you're not a hero
Just a boy, who went to sing this song
song you're just a chud you're not a hero why don't care you'll win this run you'll win
this run and though you've brought the wrong action your fortitude will win this run you'll win
And though you're low on rods and odds, the Minecraft timer marches on.
You'll never give up because a slap will never take your block.
Go and try. You'll never place it. You want it all.
You'll win this round.
You'll never give up because a slap will never take your block.
You'll subscribe. You'll never place it.
If you want it all, you want to play this part.
Oh, wow, multi-shot's a bad idea, I was gonna hit an enderman for sure.
far
You can't hit an underman
If I had, uh, if I had, if I had 20 obby leaving the, uh, Bastion, I think that could have PB'd.
But maybe not because the distance, I didn't have much food in the distance to the stronghold
through the nether was pretty far.
Arrows don't hit Enderman? Is that a real fact? Is that a real genuine fact? What do
you mean arrows don't hit Enderman? Like, okay, they don't get hit by projectiles?
Okay, Lib riddle me this. Why the fuck when I throw an Ender pearl? Because it smacks
them in the face every time. If they're so good at dodging projectiles, why does me throwing
a pearl hit them, but a bolt action crossbow doesn't?
Do I have the arm of Yoshi nobu Yamamoto? Val of Void, I think the five-kinted subs.
I appreciate that very much.
Oh, I'm back in Iron 3.
And I'll get out of Iron 3.
I
Lot of really good my favorite personally is probably the bow Burnham mix
But also the slime one I like a lot we got a lot
All right
Desert temple. Hey, Ludwig, are you a low cow? We're doing Macklemore.
P-P-P-P-Po, p-p-p-p-p-p-o
F***
Oh, GG
of
the
That's a fat ass locale boat
Fuck, how do I get up?
and
Oh, it's because I got the sticks.
The stick is what moved in my inventory.
And I'm in the back, I'm in front, I'm in the back, I'm in front, you know what I'm about, pick balloons in the thousands, I'm clicking, I'm clicking, I'm trying one cycle dragon, one man streamer, that's another man's logo, thank you game dance, we'll be ready, miss bad seating, on drums, right now I'm stuck in the I.M.C.
I'm in the queue, you can find me in the trenches, I'm not drinking, it's all for fun, I'm mad, I'm sweet, miss guy's jammed, a guy looking, I'll take those nether right through GZs down, yeah I'll rock those motherfuckers, this is something they'll end good rates on that motherfucker, I hit the PR and they stop in that motherfucker,
fucker, they'd be like, oh that's longer, go check your disc, I'm like, yo, who's at the top of the twitch cap?
and then with these subscriptions, they do some simple additions, if you come to Swarovl, oh that's a little parasocial
I called back, they didn't make any mistakes, she had called back, she had a trip 5, shard 3, different tellables
for watching the same one, it's to compare the people in this world, there's a whole lot to gain
come and take a look, do my piracy scope, try to get it, get it at the game, then you hella won't
and
Look how
Poppin' fans
Yeah
Got a speedrun, some craft
Got 20 of them in my pocket
I'm blinding
Looking for the stronghold
This is fucking awesome
I hate the bizzlies
Way up in every head
They all look down
In value
We'll be fat, look how
I hate the bizzlies
I
Okay, let's really lock in here boys. What am I doing?
I
We got it somehow my opponent has not entered the nether I don't know what the fuck they're doing
I
Literally thought I was like oh I went through all the precautions. I'm so smart
And I still get fucked
Let's not allow him.
What you think you see, I know he's not a woman.
He's a low-calc-3.
Why would you lie?
Why would you lie about your league reign?
Your moomoo's ass is a cold thing.
Two seasons.
You're like a chance of death.
And now I'm ready to promise you
let me try to spread peace and love.
It gets me down.
How loud is so bad it gets me down?
I heard me hit and go into my friend
Oh, that's so bad
It's so bad, I don't like this
I don't want to play anymore
I think I'm good for the day
I think I'm good for the day, man
I'm tapped out, bros
Fuck me, dawg
This game is high-key tilting they're gonna trade all my fucking gapples as well
Oh, bro, yeah, I let tilting
I meant to like build up I don't know how to fuck that happen to be honest
No like there's 800 pigs outside look at this
I
Rage passion
To have everything I think I'm missing some
It's just so sad that I went down that one fucking gap.
I'm so sad, bro, I'm so sad, I'm so sad, bro.
I just wanted to check if I had TNT, bro.
Hey. Oh man dude. That sucks. I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna get my shit back.
Bro that sucks. So bad. Fuck me man. This game I won't lie. This game's like chess bro. Like when
you play bad in this game it actually just makes you so sad. There's nothing a fucking blank. It's
It's just you playing.
I'm just fucking sad.
I got nothing to say, I'm just sad.
I have sadness in my heart deeply.
I don't have anything to blow up gold.
guys please i really don't have a lot of health and you're making me really sad
Everybody's getting too cold.
But at least I can't spot you.
I know
Yeah
This is just the worst hole I've ever had and there's four pigs in here.
Hey, bro. Please fuck off.
Is this a new game?
It is a new game.
All right, let's go shift it three all the way down.
There's a lot of your first times here in women's breath.
Forbid a woman breeze god fucking forbid bro
Got all you live scratching your fucking nuts
I
Every time I load into a suit, I'm cheesy
My pants are free
Every time I get into these clothes, I'm choking
I
My opponent is struggling infinitely more than me which is nice
For me.
I
You were just called the first one to leave. I've used my eyes and the flashback starts
you're standing there. In a fortress in another gang.
of
the
I
That you
30 and 5 foot 3
It's a lockout story
Bloody feast, it's gold
So you be scouted into the fashion
Let's get turned
We drink a lot of water
And now it's brown
You go turn around
You take the problems for a little while
I'm a believer prediction is a chat step
There's no way to do it
But this was everything to me
I was begging you please don't go
And I said oh, now take me to the highest
Piece of gold I'll be watching
You already climbed out of cold
I call you Art 30 and my flit 3
It's a local story
Bloody please hit gold
Oh cow, speak me
We're trying to stay
You don't got it
This crime is difficult
But it's a free deal
Don't be afraid
Just hit the one cycle
It's a local story
Bloody please hit the gold
And I said, well, can't save me.
I'll be waiting for a win.
I keep waiting for it, but you always know.
This is in my head.
I don't know what to think.
You pearl to the fountain and pull out a bang.
And gold is coming.
You'll never have to see.
I can't sound.
I'm afraid.
I'll be a perfect one.
I'll go more into coming.
If the local store really let me please be so.
Uh-oh.
Have you ever just called when I first saw you?
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh my god it's thunder should I go for all advancements?
and
I
Never getting to go
Not so long ago
I know that you've died
For the love you're just going to use
Here you go, I'll end your life
Then calm and down when we leave it
Let you just do your little din lava
I know that you've died
For the love I know you've died
Four feet round, I know you won't hit go
Where are you at?
Hey, what's new?
One game, one game,
Father takes a cone,
gets a PB again,
Hey, watch!
Hmm...
There you go!
I know that you've died,
Four feet round,
you're just going to kill,
Here you go,
I'll end you long,
and go up and down when we leave them,
Let you just stay your place,
I'll be in love with you,
It doesn't matter what you really do,
You'll fall into fire,
Hold the space plant from there,
And let her last,
Set your mind and body free,
Kill me, don't you dare!
Hey, hey, hey,
I see the sea that your girls are lucky
But you gotta take the best love of you
Keep on praying, dear
So come on and look around
I'll take the best love, all you love is love
You can't just use
If you can, every day will be good
Just make a more happy
I see the sea that you need, dear
So, you take the day you need, dear
Let me catch the cold, dear
So come on and win the end
So say my dear love, there's nothing I swear
Forevermore, I will watch everything
Till you keep, keep, keep, come on
How did he enter the end so quick?
Curious Ronnie.
This felt really good about that angle, did you Ronnie?
Didn't even check me, did we?
Oh my god.
you
You
From the fortress we saw minutes ago
I cried watching you fight
Can't you see that the slag had moved so many ways
But to lose all your closed games
That is just so typically love
I'll shut up
Oops you did it again
You fell in love with us
Buried up by your friends
Oh, in red, in red boots
You think you can clap
Hush, take a sky-craddle for what?
You're not that stupid, you know
This is them both walking
Look at the map that needs a present. I got one for you to open all of them.
Here it is.
What the fuck?
Why did you find it?
If one of it was an animal, there's scientists bringing some data from you.
What are you talking about?
Isn't that...
This is the one I'm gonna cry?
Oops, you.
Did it again?
Tell your baby you're a part of all.
Is this the wrong way I'm gonna cry?
Probably openly?
Yeah.
Oops, you.
I think you can hit that
You're not that
You think you can
Just feels lonely.
That's saying to keep pushing.
18 naked lowcows wanting to be fucked
Chuds in the showers at chud ranch on their runs wanting to find gold blocks
Chud ranch really rocks
Hot hard fuck piglins their blocks robbin hired
18 more wild chudwits out in the yard
Big bulging blocks ever so hired
trading in the Bastions at Chud Ranch, big hard blazing rod ramming locale butt like a breeding hogland wanting to rut.
Big hired obsidian blocks getting placed six high, locale just made another portal to the sky.
Chud Ranch heat rocks, locale's love big hard grabbing blocks.
Wait, we're going into a world?
I
Do 18 shut runners or whatever that's on fire
So hard the game file enters safe mode and spams
Really fucking blocks in the building
This is a comedy show
Lord with versus minecraft minecraft
Builds another portal shaped like a chapter Zord find purpose
Headlint take his gold, give him nothing but shame
Even orangey is like, nah, I'm dodging this game
He throws an ender pearl straight into a tree
Says that was intentional
Yeah, okay, buddy
Strongholds right below him, he digs the wrong way
And it's up in a cave like Jack.
This is PB Pace.
He's the worst speed runner the world has ever seen.
Died to a chicken once, that's not even me.
Every run he does is a comedy show.
Ludwig versus Minecraft, Minecraft for you.
I don't think I need to trade. I think I just need to go up.
Right out of the chest
It's a little legend
The local legend
Bloody Union
But we tune in daily
Cause we can't go back
Cause watching him suffer
Just brightens our day
If failure was a kingdom
He'd wear the crown
Dude, really?
Obby?
No, Obby.
Hmm.
He fucking did, I guess.
I'm just a little girl, I need your presence Because I'm music from the same thing
I
This is fucked
We have checked every chest
You have trades at the bottom I think I did
But it's good gap, good gap, so maybe it's just a retrade.
you
I don't want to watch you run with the scuff seat so get that seat changed for you've got
a lot of good drops and you're blind and soon just don't burn your eyes and you've got this
I'm only acting like this cuz I want you to
Shit, I'm fine burst hair and not lose but you might lose your mind by the night
So send me your cold and restless focus on me be paced cuz I don't think
Extinguish fire
Fine, fine bird, come and watch with me tonight I think love's forever stuck in I'm too
Forever stuck in I'm too
and
When everyone who watches you decides to hate, I cheer for you, you're the only one
to hate. I'll cheer for you, you're ranking down to cold one. I'll send my gifts and
cheer for you. I'll cheer for you, I'll cheer for you, I'll cheer for you, I'll
I'll share for you, I'll share for you, I'll share for you, I'll share for you
Bartering, running low on gold, my locale dies In this run too, when in the end you must look in
I'm hyped in chat and share for you. I'll share for you
I'll share for you
I'll share for you. Yeah
Where's my first eye? Did it break?
I should pretend to bro
Two more
if
Not exactly the best pathing I've ever had.
If you find yourself on a losing streak, just play on through and know you're free.
I'll cheer for you, I'll cheer for you, I'll cheer for you, I'll cheer for you, I'll
I'll cheer for you, I'll cheer for you, I'll cheer for you, my love, I'll cheer for you, yeah.
Sweet for me, child, you won't forget this part, sweet for me, my love, you won't forget this part, sweet for me, child.
You won't be this far the streets from me, my love, you won't be this far
Go on, go on, you'll get the one, go on, you'll get the one
Straight for me, John
You won't be pleased by
Straight for me, my love
I'm bored
Tell me something shut
Are you happy with these slow speed runs?
What do you need more?
Is there something else you're searching for?
I
Have no pearl so I gotta run in you have like a 40 second advantage going in
Tell me something, Chud. I should tie your channel, break that void. What do you need more, Blocks? What you're doing with that smooth stone is that love's leaving you.
And the good times are being a fat locale.
That's a 15 PV's coming our way, cause he entered the Nether, the Bastionist Trider,
That's not a perch, right?
What a fucked up perch, bro
Fuckin' monkeys
That's such a fucked up perch
That sucks, bro
The city
I'm cooked. I don't have any beds.
I'm cooked. I'm cooked, boys.
Sixty and T. How does that work?
of
Let's get down to business to defeat the end.
You are not a locale, so you can defend.
You will prove your right to push for gold,
so chin up and press respawn.
This time you'll climb in rain, listen son
Fly through the blue forest, feel the fire within
Once you find the bastion, you're halfway to win
The wrong you are not a chungus local no they have three more with no errors
Oh, that's bad feels like I never catch the streams not first keep on getting to me
Oh, yeah, not a full show them who's gonna win
This guy's gonna be scared to death don't quit now you listen to me
please make sure the past songs keep coming Tim!
to your chat you must be scripted
destroy those all to your chat
you must not fall for these rock
to not be your chat
you must not choke your enemy
and they're dragging
the hour has come
ranking up to full
real soon
I don't even know how to deal with this bro
did I even have my belt anymore? did it burn?
damn bro, that perch was so ugly
Don't quit you will small
NTS
I should have saved my ender pearl I guess if I'd save my ender pearl rather than using it to get to the perch faster that could have been fine
Why don't you boat down because I wanted to break the blocks because I need to blocks to build up
Oh, yeah, if I didn't double click that one bed, I think I could have had it.
I think even though I double clicked that I still could have had it.
I just needed to time for damage more.
All right, boys, you know the rules, guys.
Play till we lose record update.
We are let's take a look.
Three oh and two.
3-0 and 2 there, so...
Let's boot it up.
Be a Chad, you must be sweet to destroy those hearts.
Be a Chad.
Markiplier!
Delete your channel now, I'm telling you.
The ender dragon, the hour has come, breaking up to gold.
So soon...
Is this the real Markiplier?
Okay.
Why is it Markiplier?
is one of the day of mourning saying delete your channel now
this can't be real this can't be real right go to channel
okay it's fake it's fake it's fake it's fake it's fake it's marky pyre marky pyre
to the magic hot off the awesome success of iron lung markiplier has embarked on a new
Mission to get the chud lowl count known as Ludwig took quit streaming
Yeah, I just think it's got it's up I
Haven't got to see our lung a came out while I was in China
Which I was allegedly in for vacation I want to see it I think it'll be good
I'm skipping school for this. Are you proud of me? No
Oh
All right, let's lock in y'all
I am a low-key, now they always say you are a choyed low-key, I fuck.
Okay brother what the fuck are you saying
3 3 6 7 fuck I think I have enough to make
It's
Did he
Distract you serve both melons graduation into a district on me
It's time to go free the air.
Hello, my thoughts.
Seeing you on your stream.
Sunset, you don't change.
Since the craft and me.
Gone you on the go.
Wonder when you'll be done.
They said you'll never make it.
Let's go over your grazed achievements.
Still so as you could indeed in teaching.
Never hitting gold, wearing an agreement.
seems so far away do you think you can reach it yes i can fucking reach it
this is all true, verifiably
and
of
the
I
Don't people just do this
,
I'm getting the stables around.
It's a little bit of a shame, but I'm hoping that you'll find the girls who are close friends with me this season.
I hope you find them on the source.
I'm hoping that you'll find some children that they've set up.
This summer, this summer.
Yeah, let's take it back.
Oh, what the ffff? I'm gonna get a fucking pro in my hand.
Jesus.
I'll tell you at the top that I never tried to miss my costume.
I see you, thanks for this.
of
I can never find the gold box
Nooo, you fucking piece of shit!
Oh my god!
much do I have six beds
I'm going to be blind, you nav, here we go.
you
some ass
I'm in the queue, it's a typical Tuesday night, another hungry sep before the end fight and
He'll never know you're Elo like I do
But he's a hare and I'm a tortoise
He's zero-cycling and I'm in the fortress
Dreaming about the day when you finally climb
But what you're queuing for has been here the whole time
If you can see that I'm the one who understands him
Oliver's not wrong, so why can't you see?
E, you've already seen.
E, Tyrann, I am three.
Run to the board with you and your iron boots.
I can't help thinking this is what I'm meant to do.
Blinding that stuff, turn thinking to myself.
Hey isn't this peeping?
You've got a root, I can split up all your pigs
I haven't seen it in a while since they taunt you
There's no 2FA, what happened to those old strats?
Hey whatcha doin' in the bourgeoisie's chat?
He wears gold boots, I wear helmets
He's got soul feeding, I've got to reset
Dreaming about the day when you finally climb
but what you're queuing for as you hear the whole song if you can see that I'm no one who understands you
all of us not from so why can't you see you've already peed
stand your ground because you can't hit a zero through a way you have to pull
Oh
I know your favorite
I didn't get out of the boat I
Heard the boat could break if you fall, but I didn't know I've never seen it happen before
I've never seen that happen to anybody ever playing the game ever. I've genuinely never seen it
I heard about it in Reimers
Oh
Damn, bro
I
Can't you believe that shit? I don't even feel like I did anything wrong
Almost
I would have been fine though, I would have literally punted at myself good pace here.
he belongs in a rain that is called iron three eternally
he belongs in iron three
I hear his voice in the midnight hour. He stays up the chat reminds him of
Is it different for a tree?
What?
I mean that's negative 100-100
Oh, it's a hundred, not gonna go a hundred?
I'm the one that didn't break.
I'm not finding every spawner in the fucking wild wild less except for the one that I was
at.
And I have no sprint.
Oh, this is tricky.
I have no sprint.
I have no spread.
Head on the water, and listen to me.
Not to run out of fire rights.
The matter fits farther.
Even I know it's bad.
It's still a matter of still soon to cease.
If I'm having enough parents.
I
You're killing this, by the way.
I'm gonna be the first to say.
I need two rods.
four negative 176
I have one pearl
I'm trying to get that soft 50 BB that I'm gonna break out to cold one and I'll grind for it when it moves.
The war is right here.
You'll see now I'm gonna break out to cold one from a ploy.
Oh, this is a mistake.
Taking with the pistol on my way down with another.
Right through your trousers.
All you know is when I've been trying for a minute to rank up to four four today
From this speed
No requests to see change
To help me beat
Find our gathers own game
And chat the least
So I'll say
You can use your Twitch Prime on me
Cause I'll rank up to Gold worth
And I'll grind for it when I'm losing
You see now I'm gonna rank up to Gold
For I'm found for treason
Taking weird ideas
I just gotta rank up to Gold worth
And I'll grind for it when I'm losing
and
I've been trying for a minute yet won't skip the shipwreck seats
because I believe that it's not season and rank up to gold one today
today
I'm cracked but I'm throwing, I'm a knight but I'm lewd, I'm speedrunning but it's a play through, yeah!
I ignore and chop but I'm reading it all, I'm stuck but I'm cursed, I just lost but I'm hopeful, baby!
I need to put pressure on him mentally
It's my wincon
Is it up or down, huh?
One, two, three, four, five, it's up.
I don't want you to hear any more.
I'm still good on energy, I'm tired of the old thing.
Baby, what is all boils down to?
Is that these shadows haven't got a figure that just gets?
so toxic this is the billy blocks this is on ironically the billy blocks thread in
addition to saying shit like my dad just got home he's gonna beat me if I say
that I lost a game today. And Billy Blox is a 30 year old man playing Minecraft by the
way. Just if anyone is curious.
We've got countless comparisons
Some bad and some worse
If you think I don't win the fast
Then you'd be the first
Welcome to the lovely stream
God and take the seed
There's no need to forfeit these
Triangles best
Dear God, the safety bed
is for the stress
Little lovely stream
What would you prefer?
The dead are rights or pay.
No age rate.
No clipboard.
He's done with the brash.
He's really a badass and he's not really strange.
World of the letter stream.
This is why she died.
Here's this checkbox.
Here's this one hour file.
Here's a new game.
And my perk.
A watchkeeping door.
And a bunch of missing fashion items.
So the gap in peace is solid.
Welcome to the letter stream.
Oh, that's nice of you, New Year's Eve.
You're the one that wants your improvements and assistance.
Oh, that's a good store.
Someone asked me why do you know how cute it was more.
There's no cabinet you can eat at every time I blink.
Man, you really couldn't get this holy fuck in this guy.
Dude, this first time isn't the same as the one.
You still clearly get a coat, breakfast is due,
but that's what legendary players do.
You're a sick little bastard.
You know you a boss.
I really couldn't get this guy.
I feel like I'm the boss.
okay I'm almost assuredly two games away from it you know unfortunately I only got 20
yellow there so 21 I can't believe I'm undefeated at fucking 138 Pacific 40 and
two record I can't believe I won that game by the way holy shit
They had a six-minute head start I
Didn't want to see what happens to them they must have died
Holds
Oh my god, what happened bro Jesus Christ dude
They even had a safety bed
They had a safety bed too that makes sense why they were
Okay, so presumably oh they died to an enderman
They aggroed an enderman and then they died to dragon death. Oh my god, I
Don't think their shit's gonna float away maybe oh
It was always the point.
Oh, you can't even...
Just with the cow.
...'cause you have to build back better.
Heh heh heh.
Oh my god, there's blood winking it!
Heh heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
Could I interest you in iron plating,
all of the time?
A bit of iron plating,
Brother! Try a fence slab!
Okay, they get all their shit back.
How do you like refresh it so it's like real?
Press three twice.
Oh my god.
Dude, there's no way I'm alive.
I gotta listen to that song.
Yeah, they had no shot, bro.
There's another good amount of arrows.
Yeah, that was tough.
made a parody song of my beat from the beat-off did i really just forget that
that was a low cow nasty blaze bumped me off the fortress me off the fortress me
up
guys there are two games away one game if my opponent happens to have like 940
elo I think I've gotten 22 elo in a game before
is it gold time that's not really what I'm thinking about I'm not thinking like
oh I might hit gold tonight I'm literally thinking just keep playing till
I lose can I go to bed nope guys I don't care if you got 90
Class 8 a.m. Work 10 a.m. Wedding 11 p.m. Funeral guys
We are here together tonight cuz tonight might be the night that we hit gold finally
All right, I'll let you know it's gonna be two games
Cuz I'm definitely gonna get 20 off this of course Oliver lose me at fucking if I win this shit 898 you know
I'm from the UK. I sit up all night. It's now 942 in the morning. Okay, hold on
You were saying up watching me watch fine bird
Play all advancements to be fair
Give me some carrots, bro, I need some golden carrots. Should do aquapolis back up
I just lost half of my health, that's not bad.
Let's see how far you've come.
We could build Iron Axe, Iron Shovel.
I
Let's see how far you come Let's see how far you come
Let's see how far you come I'm hungry. I realize I haven't had
second dinner yet. Let's see how far you come
Creek, I didn't have my second dinner. Please turn this stupid music off.
Please enjoy the rest of your night and anyone else's stream on Twitch.tv except for mine.
I
Hold up sub five minute entry this is my dvd for me
Why are you laughing?
They do say I'm a chud.
I
Oh, I think they call this love.
Fuck.
I see my path.
What could this be between you and Goldblum?
Oh my god.
Guys, I noticed the song's in playing for a minute and I haven't seen a Twitch Prime,
so...
Is my chat maybe a little laggy or something?
Oh my god the fortress is right fucking there.
I'm an idiot for not doing this for there.
of
I
Okay, let's go.
I feel like a better runner would have been doing the fortress while the trades were going
on.
I have like no string my biggest issue right now the trades did not give me a lot of string
it's kind of crazy for how much gold I had I really have no idea how to do an anchor
set up to be on the side of it go back I don't have any gold to trade though so what am I
going back
And the chest don't have that much strength
You can just go library
I don't know if library is a chud move, but I'm a chud, see fuck it.
Oh my god I got the late night running nose.
Wild task.
Oh.
Okay.
Alright.
Wow, what a fuckin' room portal.
um two away which is this way let's
of
Okay, let's go.
Let's go away.
I'm putting some uselessness there.
of
All of the best tonight
Gonna feel real good
Gonna feel alive
Hidden tonight
As I queue up another one
I'm getting pranks of chat
This seed is blowing my mind
I see the flowers on the bridge
We can do it.
you
of
I can't believe this is our peak elo ever.
We have not lost today.
We're 5-0-2.
Oh man.
What happened to him?
There's no way he had string, like there's just no fucking way.
But he must have, because he didn't go for...
I guess he did go for some arrows. He missed his first cycle.
Oh, he's going for an anchor finish. Oh, and then the Enderman cut him off.
Damn! That's how close he came.
He- I think that's the real difference between me and somebody else.
That run was clearly designed to be beaten with an anchor and I've not learned how to anchor yet
All right boys this is it boys
I'm trying to hit gold for
Months I look back at the first video of me playing Minecraft. I have brown hair. I
Wait 10 more pounds
639
Good luck smiley face emoji parody songs later
Win or lose, be on the stream.
Thank you for staying awake everybody, no matter what happens, we'll be going to bed
Thank you for staying awake everybody no matter what happens we'll be doing a bed
in about 20 to 25 minutes depending on how quick me or my opponent play today
oh my god
As a good song
Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I don't think there's time to
No one knows
Village Seed
Oh, I, I, I
Have coblins that I can't escape
Driving me insane
All my fire is kind of fire
I'm going to see the end tonight, because I'm just not anywhere else like Beechard.
He's with my best friend who lives a dark, bare life beneath my rightful dressy.
I'm just like, I'm going to take the dragon.
It's like everyone's biggest takeaway is Feinberg's hairline from this competition.
three
Oscar Jesus
I don't know what I'm doing.
Is it a crime?
Am I not hot?
Am I not brave?
And if I'm lonely,
why do I keep you?
Why do I leave my strength?
I don't know what I'm doing.
of
Can you feel the portion?
Feel so real, the purging.
Can you feel the purging?
Feel so real, the purging.
I'm just like anywhere else I'd be a child
This is my destiny to live without a lot of pain
But I'm just like I'm just like
Find worth here when really soft
What will it take the dragon to see
If I'm the best and push for me
I'm just one fuck up
And I'm grey and I'm 24
So hey, check me out again
I'm just one fuck up
Should I go for that?
I'm gonna go for it
I'm finding myself
Busting the best part in the playoffs
So hey, go check me out again
I'm just one fuck up
Oh, fuck.
Focus, focus, focus, bread.
Tim, you're in charge of music.
It's him here, actually.
I'd be a bit presumptive of him being here.
We're gonna be in the nether a little late, but I think the gold boots are a nice addition
to make me a little bit safer.
Tim might be eeping.
You know what?
Oh.
Seems to be gone with some epic shit.
Oh, where was it again?
I
Run maybe 30 seconds behind but we got gold boots hopefully that helps us out
There it is. It's kind of far. Fuckin' ranked runner complaining about running four chunks.
This is your low-key-far, stables.
I should look at that chest.
Did I look at it?
Damn, that pig is giving me the fucking works.
Jesus Christ, that pig's giving me the works.
Oh, brother!
Okay, I actually need to...
I'm a little low on string.
The library is fine, I'm just navigating.
of
the
fact that
of
It should be like right here.
What the fuck is that?
Shit.
Oh no.
How the fuck am I supposed to get through this fucking wall?
Can I see it?
of
the
I don't know how easy it's going to be, but I'm not going to do that.
That might be my goal of life.
Fuck.
Bring it back.
It's just really far, so I don't know how easy it's going to be.
Fuck, dude.
and
of
I think we'll get to this in a minute.
Where was it?
It's not a great start though.
Okay, so I remember the
chords no it's on the job does you got me
you'll need a pickaxe actually might need a pickaxe right
Negative 100, what? Negative 100 to you, are you?
Aw, you're fucking terrible.
I should have stayed up.
I would have gotten my heart.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, what a fucking wild ride I'm on.
I'm gonna have to reset. I think I have to full reset. I think all my shits gonna despawn
by the time I realistically get there. I think realistically.
You just read a lowercase now.
wasn't loaded yeah actually probably right i don't know i didn't feel confident
of
We
dude if I hadn't fucking
dove into the back of that shit things would have been a lot different
one game sharp was one game short tonight the pearl I thought about pearling I should
have just done it I thought about pearling lower than Bridget or like building up or
purling up after but I was like I can just purl it in one go and I thought my pearl was gonna go
over the back of the nether spawner onto the nether or excuse me the fortress
and then and then I just turn around and fucking bang bang boom w
but instead I should have just auto reacted ender pearl down but I was like I should build but
the back is jetted out and getting back to there was fucked it was so many so many blocks away
All right, boys game plan tomorrow. We are gonna hit gold tomorrow. We are gonna hit gold. We are two games away
You know what better than hitting at 2 30 the morning. We'll save it. Everyone will get to see it
But pretty good day today. I mean like I can't be too upset. I literally went five one and two
That's not bad. I
went up a
100 elo and I end the day up 83
That's pretty good.
We'll see you tomorrow, chat.
Probably won't be live until about 2PM.
I'm going to start right away with Minecraft either. We're going to do some react content,
some hoopla, then we'll dive over to Minecraft after like a couple of hours, and then we'll
some hoopla
Then we'll dive over
To Minecraft after like a couple hours
Anyway y'all