You guys notice anything different about me?
You look gayer.
What does that even mean?
Yo.
What is that?
What do you mean gay earth it's like what do you how do you look gay?
Okay, no guy, okay, I
Might look a bit different
Because today's the day how to hit gold y'all
It's happening I
I woke up the world felt a bit later. I was moving a bit quicker thinking a bit faster
Congratulations y'all you get to tune into the actual day. It's happening
Half-holo think of the five gifted subs
Nice paperclip necklace man. Thanks my girlfriend got it for me
Yeah, you pop is in yeah, I'm double decking. I'm double decking the Tucker Carl's ins
It's got me thinking different lead clients cook. Thanks for streaming. That's why you play in league
Schwades thing of the membership
I'm so tired cuz of you dude. Oh
oh my god bro we went to bed so late last night and I had to get up today I'm
not kidding you bro I had to get up and I'm not even fucking around at 2 p.m. today
oh I was up at 2 p.m. today fuck me bro I woke up ex-housed it
I
That's my bad unemployed life, uh-oh
2 a.m. Is South Africa can miss out on peak I got you zombie
2 p.m. Is crazy bro. I I've been like not sleeping a lot since my trip to the east
So I think I had I think I had a reset
Think I had a reset, but I've been needing one so I feel good about it
Because I'm not gonna get to sleep much for the next week
65 watch streak damn what am I Ludwig's age damn?
That was that
Drake may come tribute my bum radar went off. I knew you went live dude my chat
Whether I wanted to curryways chat and I started talking shit and then somebody was like this this is it where the where this happens
We don't do this here
And they're they're like calling me out. His chatter is calling me out because it being too mean I
Bude of my chat a whole bunch of bullshit
So a whole bunch of damn bullshit
What's your opinion on Z-Press I
Don't think I'm the guy to
Here, look, actually, I'm a very opinionated shitter.
I think we should remove calcs from MCSR.
I don't like Ninja Brain Bot. I think should get rid of it.
I also think we should ditch Z-Clicks in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
But, but I'm like, this is also coming from the opinion of a chud.
A 30-year-old chud who likes things the old-fashioned way.
What about drag clicking drag clicking is fine drag clicking is like a mechanical any mechanical skill you learn is ultimately cool like for the most not all the time but for the most part an additional mechanical skill that's cool.
All literally my my barometer is the cool factor.
factor. Calcs help you win. Yes, so does cheats that allow you to spawn blazes. That would
help you win quicker. Why don't we just spawn in a looting sword. Optimization can be cool.
I agree. I just don't. Here's the thing, bro. I was watching stands play and he uses the
calculator and the calculator didn't nail the stronghold location and he didn't know that you
could throw the Eye of Ender so that it would show you where the stronghold is. Now I'm not blaming
stands for this. He is a product of the world created for him but that's kind of fucked up.
It's fucked up that people are playing this game and they don't know
the Eye of Ender leads you to the stronghold. Like that they're skipping that you don't even need
that step. You can just start the damn calculator up and let it do it for you. That's fucking weird.
I think the argument, well, I don't, by the way, here's the deal, okay, these Netherite
bourgeoisie, they love to paint history in ways that people, that trick people. You know what I mean?
You ask any Netherite, it's like Epstein Island, bro, ask any Netherite, who was on the side of
the calculators being legal. And they all look around like, oh, nobody. Oh, no, I was an anti-calculator.
Me? I was an anti-calculator back in the day. I was an anti-calculator. It's like, what are you?
So you were all anti-calc, yet the calculators are illegal. That's interesting. That's-
It's using chat cheating.
It's kind of crazy. It's using chat cheating. I don't think so. Not my Twitch chat. That's for
Sure. Using my Twitch chat, it should give you extra elo.
IMO. It should give you extra elo.
I don't think using chat's cheating, because I'm pretty sure
Feinberg in his World Record run for all advancements said chat
where is the location of my support and portal.
And then look that shit up.
So take him down, boys. They won't.
Oh, he's nether, right? He's untouchable. They won't.
Can you do more Fortnite with a yard?
Brother, the last time I played Fortnite with a yard might be six years ago.
Have you been waiting that long, Cleo?
How long have you been waiting for this?
Would you consider playing Minecraft but not speedrunning?
Building bases?
No.
It's just not who I am as a gamer that doesn't really, like, tickle me.
I don't really fuck with that shit.
Even when I used to play on like Minecraft servers, like,
if you guys watched me when I used to play on Minecraft servers, I didn't do anything.
Except walk around with open mic and, like, talk shit.
I would bum off everybody else's resources, talk shit, and then quit the server.
So it's like I what I really don't like are progression based video games where your progression is rewarded
By proxy of farming materials over a long course of time. I think it's boring
What I like from video games are skill improvement video games where your time in does not give you a leg up
Outside of the extra skill that you get you see what I'm saying
For example, I don't care for a game like Ruse game or World of Warcraft where you are better at the game because you are level 60 and you have farmed all these mats and resources.
Now, to be clear, those games also do have skill, but I prefer games that are more weighted towards like 100% skill.
that's what I prefer in games I want to start a game on the same footing as my opponent but
be able to beat them just because I am a higher skilled player not because I have better tools
equipment etc yeah counter strike rocket league league minecraft but I play the songs from
Although, the pain.
Brother, you might never hear your song.
I'm gonna keep it a buck. I've been listening to new songs.
Um, last stream, all I did was listen to new songs for six hours.
The facts are, there are 650 songs.
That would take roughly...
60 hours to get through.
I'm just not gonna get through them all. There's too many.
I'm at 250 right now. I've made it through 250. I'm doing my best, bro
Thank you the 10 gifted pull the store. Thank you the 10 gifted miss Murphy
Stop wasting my time and get on the game
They shall I
I was thinking about you yesterday. We were talking about you. Hop in. Thank you the five gifted
Follow me shouldn't be here British people shouldn't type in chat while shots here. It's a bad idea
I just hit emerald one today. Congrats. Is that what you thought I would say? Eat shit
and die buddy. If you are above gold, you are a terrorist to me. You are part of the
bourgeoisie. Everyone that is real to me is golden under, baby. My working class gamers.
made it too high up. You've lost touch? Hey, Lud, hope you're smiling always. What is this?
A fucking birthday card from my grandmother? What's going on in chat today?
Who else saw Lud in the Epstein files? Oh, dude, did you guys see that?
It is so bad for the brand.
Yeah, we'll pull it up. We'll pull it up. I got a few things I want to pull before and boot up the game y'all. All right. Thank you very much, Nate DeParson for the five gifts that I appreciate that.
All right. Here's the deal boys. Here's the deal. Here's the deal is the deal. The FC files released.
and I'm pretty sure
Okay, I don't have any
Inside info, but I'm pretty sure the
Department of Justice
intentionally did like the worst job of all time at like blurring out any personal information
Because because it's just all out there and the everything I know about the FCM files
everything I know about it is just hearing Slime talk about it because Slime
reads it like a 70 year old does Sudoku before bed like he comes to work he
comes to the yard you know we do three days a week with just like a new email
that he that he lists out but there's one thing that I saw that kind of
bothered me okay because I get I get a message that says Epstein files big 12
schools ranked by numbers of appearances in the Epstein files and you can see yeah
there's there's you know there's a list here okay two for Utah three for
Oklahoma you know people a hundred for Arizona a hundred five about Arizona
State University is listed three thousand four hundred and seventy one times in
the Epstein files what is up with that what is up with that what is why are why
Why is that appearing so many times?
How did that happen?
What do you mean, what did you, I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
But I don't know how it was in there.
So like, what was the reference?
I'm assuming all the messages are like,
Arizona State University students have once again,
rejected my advances to come to my eye.
Love them what you did with your hair, Lunt.
You look very lesbian, teacher-ish these days.
This is my 3,400th time asking, but I got rejected again.
That's what I assume the messages were.
I didn't read them.
That's what I like to think.
Look, I'll be real.
There were some professors at Arizona State University
that if they were in the files, I wouldn't be surprised.
Breslin was a dog, bro.
Breslin did used to take weekend trips to an island,
but I never connected the dots there.
No, Breslin would have do that shit though. Breslin was chill. Breslin, peace. All right,
Chad, we got a few things to talk about. We got a few things to talk about. First off,
want to go over a few posts in the subreddit. If you guys are not a part of the subreddit,
it's time to join up. We got a couple hundred thousand people in this bitch trying to get
some more. I'm so surprised so many chatters complain about the playlist. I can't believe
how many haters I see in chat. The songs have been awesome. Even if they display different skill
levels, they've really brought way more fun to the Minecraft streams. The vibe is one for reminding
me of the good old days is surpassing them. They're saying I'm peaking. Shlatt. It's got like eight
posts to go through. I got eight posts to go through. Then I hop on the game. I, I lie with my
title so that more people tune in and then I give them shit they don't want to see so I can farm a
video for Ludwin, then I hop into the game. I'm gonna get to the game, bro. I'm gonna get to the game, bro.
I make a post some weeks ago complaining about how I don't like the Minecraft content. The songs
made me change my mind. So many viewers are so funny. Dude, the songs are fire. I did as a band
like 15 people for fucking shitting on the songs. They wore my cold dead heart, bro. The literally
the idea that somebody is in their home,
vulnerably singing for their vocals to be exposed to tens of thousands of people.
No matter how shit the song is, because a lot of them are dog shit.
We couldn't be like, be honest about that.
No matter how shit they are, that warms my heart.
And then some like one in 10 electric, electric.
I like a rolling list of like seven in my head that I think are all time.
All right. So there's this post in my subreddit that I talked a bit about yesterday, but it's spawned a bit of discourse.
How do female viewers deal with the shame of being a Ludwig enjoyer?
Okay. All right. So first off, a lot of women watch me.
Okay. Just to be clear, a lot of women watch me. I am, I am enjoyed by many women.
Ludwig content is women approved.
Okay. Press one if you're a woman to chat right now.
So, this is a very unique experience, title is for real.
I, 22 female, unfortunately enjoy love's content,
which my friends really don't see make fun of me for,
and like they're right.
Anytime I happen to see a clip,
he's dorkiest fuck and embarrassing.
Okay, what does that mean dorkiest fuck?
What is that?
Why is that a negative?
Why are they using that like a pejorative?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, what do you want me to be?
Marlin?
Do you know what I mean?
And then I'm just embarrassed.
Like, what do I say?
It's easy listening?
I don't know.
Should I stop watching?
Okay, here's another part whose reputation is made or destroyed by what they watch actually on hindsight
It is made or destroyed by what they watch
I've totally lost respect for friends
When they tell me they watch certain things
It's actually a lot of your reputation on hindsight
Just don't tell people you know what I mean keep it yourself
Just keep it yourself
Anyway, we talked about this
Uh, but it spawned a few more posts trans other viewer.
My shame is unbelievable.
Hello everyone.
I 26 have been an avid Ludwig viewer since 2022 was watching yesterday's
live show and I saw Ludwig reading a red post of a female viewer being ashamed
of watching Ludd honestly.
So relatable.
Every time he dies in Minecraft or his face appears on screen, I have shame.
So unbelievable though.
I just starts to cave in.
You just have pecked his escapade him in order to master my shame.
I hide under the blankets in my padlock shut soundproof room.
Watching BDSM porn at full volume in my living room is less shameful.
Like, okay, what?
People think I'm Uber white for watching you.
What? What's wrong with that?
Have a little Uber, have a little bit of Uber white in your playlist. Mix it up, you know?
have something that makes you uber other colors if you would like, you know, but
but I'll be the uber white part.
I could be the uber white part.
Female Ludwig viewer! Finally, not ashamed. Hello everyone, I'm 26 female, I've been
and I haven't loaded beer since late 2019,
a little before peak COVID among Sarah.
Was watching yesterday's VOD,
and I unfortunately missed the stream,
so I'm loading reading another Reddit post
of a fellow female being ashamed of watching LUD.
Honestly, cannot relate.
I've had nothing but laughs and subtle enjoyment.
Why'd you have to make the enjoyment subtle?
What is that?
Subtle, what does that mean?
Subtle and, what is that?
Subtle enjoyment, okay.
Watching LUD all these years,
I talk with my friends about loading and video games,
even my husband who doesn't watch any streamers.
Yeah, LUD can be a chud and a locale.
But goddamn he's funny as heck keep up the streaming lot
I love all the content I double in the yard every once in a while
I picked up Minecraft again been inspired by the MCSR streams not enough to speed around but enough to try the end to beat
The end for once also for reference as I mentioned before I married and I have two kids my six-year-old will look over the shoulder
Raise your kids to be love buds. Okay. That's why I want to ask a lot of you guys are getting pretty fucking old
I'm not gonna lie about it. So if you have a child get them watching my content young
I want them watching it young because then they're gonna be hooked. They're gonna be hooked. All right, and I'm gonna be comfort food
Okay, I need to be comfort food for your children. I
Guys, it's the next generation. All right, you go did it with you go gx. I'm trying you go gx it's you know what I mean? I
Don't feel like I phrase anything crazy
We don't have to cut the mic. I didn't say anything
Just want your children to enjoy it as much as you do that crazy to say people a lot of you are here
I feel the same 27 people genuinely enjoy stuff though. I only really do you know, it's crazy as I'm genuinely reading these ages and my first thought is
Old fuck and then my brain keeps thinking and I'm like wait. I'm older
I like 27 year old females like damn old as hell and then I was like oh fuck
And I realized what I am 30m. I think he's super funny and entertaining
I'm not ashamed at all. My husband and I love watching him together. W.
W. W. W. W. W.
He could definitely make it to the netherite, but he never will.
Cause fuck the bootjauzy. Amen.
F. Sler is so hard to talk about in public.
I was browsing Ikea today and came across somebody wearing
Valkyrie's merch hoodie, the one she released at Hot Topic.
While passing, I said nice hoodie, man.
And he replied asking if I was a fan and sure as hell I was to the point.
I had the same merch, not the, but not the same teacher.
Wait, I have the same merch, but the T-shirt version.
I got it.
So me being a bigger LUDBUD, I wanted to ask him if he likes F-SLR or anybody from it.
Now thinking about it, I feel like his answer would have been a yes.
But just before speaking out loud, are you an enjoyer of F-SLR?
I thankfully realized how inappropriate it would be to be, say, that out loud in front
of others.
It's 2026.
All you got to do is rock up and you say, are you rocking with F-SLR?
I or N, okay?
That's it.
Like it's 2026 out here.
Just let it rip.
Estlers?
And then depending on what they say as a followup,
it's actually just gonna give you more information
as an individual,
whether you should hang out with this person more or less.
There's no downside.
You just got to send it imagine. Do you like Epsilon out loud? Do you like Epsilon? That works. Now I got to do it. You either make a new friend or have to admit you said Epsilon out loud. That's what I'm saying. It's a win-win. It's a win-win.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't make it plural on hindsight. Speaking of Epsilon, let's check out this clip from Ray.
Can I be selfish? I'm going to be selfish. I can't wait for Ludwig to be done with his
Minecraft era, but he will never be done with his Minecraft era because he gets so many viewers
on Twitch and YouTube when he does the Minecraft speed running and it's cool. I get it. He's good
at it and stuff and it's really fun to watch and it's entertaining and it's a really cute how
like his community puts together songs that he listens to while he plays. It's really fun and
cute but oh my god we're never going to play with him again can i be real
group chat's dried up the reason we aren't playing isn't because i am raking in millions playing
minecraft which is true i am you want the fucking truth about efsler it's because they made a new
group chat without me.
Miles Straub.
They made a new group chat without me.
And then they want to ask why we aren't gaming.
Well, probably because we aren't talking all together.
And here's the deal. I'm not even mad about it. This group that goes by the term fuzzer,
they're falling apart. They're falling apart. I realize I have been the glue because here's the
deal. They are two different in skill level and counter strike to be able to enjoy the game
together case in point look at squeaks his title right now getting 25 today duo
with oomph oh is he playing with Ray maybe he's playing with Leslie let's
listen in oh is that aiden from the yard is that aiden from the yard wow aiden
from the yop although I just got a text from schlatt go mini now go mini now
I don't get it.
I'm not gonna give him a break.
I'm sitting here for 20 fucking minutes.
Jesus Christ.
There's been so much anger here since he hit retirement.
I sort of,
I have a few more posts to go through.
I like three more posts I had to go through, so.
I'm gonna get to the
I
Honestly really good really really really really quick. I'll just do it really quick. It's just you really is okay. He's just I mean
Okay, okay
Yes, I get it fuck Jesus. Okay, fine. We're gonna fucking boot up Minecraft. Okay, Jesus
Oh my god. Fuck. What is that? What was even that?
Hey, let's fucking play some Minecraft. We'll pull the post later.
Okay.
Okay, I guess we'll pull the fucking game.
We'll pull the fucking game.
I had a couple of posts and I had to get through this fight.
All right, boys, here's the deal.
We have made it our goal to hit gold in MCSR ranked.
We started as the locale of Minecraft.
Our first ranked was Co1, the lowest rank you can be since then.
I made an undercover account called Feinberg Hairline where I shot up from Coal to Iron.
Now I am sitting, literally, two games away from Gold.
That is how close we are.
If I win two games, I have completed my challenge, and I can take a break, Sano style from Minecraft.
Let me show you guys the progress we made yesterday.
Yesterday was probably one of the best days.
You can see exactly the point where I decided to start playing offline.
I won on an 11 game win streak.
Right around here, I decided to start playing games on stream.
Things didn't go really well on stream.
Until yesterday.
We started at 7.95 elo, 900 is the number we need to hit.
We made it all the way to 898 elo.
Two off of our goal.
But no surprise, Oliver and the bourgeoisie made sure that I wouldn't hit the number I was trying to achieve.
Well, good news. We can still do it today.
Now, realistically, it's gonna take two games. I'm currently at 878 elo.
I've gotten, I think, 21, maybe 22 elo from a game before, but...
It's fewer and further between. I'd need a pretty high-ranked opponent to get that.
So I think almost
Almost assuredly it's gonna take two wins
Now that might happen in two games. We might hit golden in an hour
It also might take a lot more
Let me take the entirety my discord let them know I'm live
Gold today
Are you going to quit after hitting it?
I think I will take a rest, yes.
Not to say I might not do any Minecraft content, but I won't be like going on stream just grinding
out ranked.
But I have something planned for Minecraft that I don't think I can talk about yet.
I can't talk about it yet.
Are you going to try RSG?
I think that might be part of the stream that we're doing on Saturday.
Saturday, I'm letting a wheel control my life for 24 hours.
One of the options on the wheel is going to be break my RSG record, which is 39 minutes.
I think I should be able to do it somewhat quickly.
All right, boys.
It's done.
Wait, this guy's kind of scary. Why does this opponent...
Why does the opponent not have a rank?
He's ranking into a gold game? Is he a Smurf? Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Dude, I think he's a Smurf, bro.
Tim, I'm going to let you handle music because I couldn't figure it out in time.
All the games muted.
I don't have the songs, but you need the songs to do it.
Can you just play from the playlist?
Dude that was so slow. That was insane
Are you ready to get smoked on Sunday? Are you ready to get smoked on Sunday?
Tim I'll just handle it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
of
the
of
the
death of
Okay, so we actually is gonna be pretty quick entry here
31 months look big star
I think we see an entry.
that should be it right?
I think that should be one... I think all that... that spits...
We're going to be a little late.
Wait, what?
Is there really none here?
There has to be some, right?
Okay, not really what I thought it'd be, but this works.
five
They were like what 30 seconds one
and
Oh, that was scary. That was scary. I'm not gonna lie. I'm just gonna trust the fuck out there.
Five years away.
you
Okay, we only have like a minute 30 to get all the shit weed
Oh yeah, PB pace.
Iron is just a game away.
I feel like a noob.
I miss the one cycle again.
Wait, what is this?
My opponent offered a draw this month, PB.
I'm about to rank
Maybe I can
And rank up to iron one from this
I
Out of fucking fire as already that's really bad
How many out of fire is already?
Oh my god, what a shot.
and
to me this guy's on like dead ass my pb pace
you
He's like under the impression that I'd ever want to have any sort of communication
with him ever again. Take your fucking elos so I can go on with my life. I would rather never
I'm a big fan. Yes, you did. Please stop talking to me. I don't understand why people do this.
You know what you went for? You know what you did? Just own it in fucking please never talk to me
again. You got what you wanted. I don't have to like you as well. I'm flabbergasted. Stop
Talking to me freak
Hey brother, I didn't mean to snipe and uh smurf, but I did both. Oh, I didn't mean to I just happened to do
But yes, you did you actively meant to do both
You actively meant to do both
I'm a big fan. I was watching you. I queued at the same time as you did with a brand new account
But I didn't mean to
He didn't die. Well, what I'm not gonna like you as well
Take my elo make my life worse and I and I and I pray on everything if God is just
We get to both have awesome lives. I hope you've an awesome life. I hope I never get to speak to you again
His only other game was 16 hours ago, which is when you were one game away from gold
Dude, that's what I'm saying like bro be a stream sniping loser
But at least admit you're a stream sniping loser. You know what I mean? I
Hate fucking losers who then LARP out on some bullshit like they're not
This was literally all you tried to do yesterday and today. This was your Super Bowl
It's the greatest achievement you will ever achieve probably in your life
Up to this point. I hope you become a better person. I don't care if you do because I'll never keep up with you
Goodbye forever. That's all I gotta say
Goodbye forever
It blows my mind the amount of people who run shit like the fucking all bro, I love you after sniping
Then you don't love me you like your own ego that's what you like
All right, we got new playlist songs
Minus one fan, I hope he stops watching that I cannot be more clear. I hope he stops watching me
I don't want him to interact me. I don't want to interact with him till we both die
on the fucking game Ludwig.
I'm going to kill myself.
Dude, I'm OK.
So I'm literally going on the game and I'm getting sniked
because I chew right after you fucking say I'm going to kill myself.
And then the fucking strafe snipers are listening and then they cue as well.
And I'm going to kill myself if I put into another game
With some fucking loser whose entire existence is based around beating Lord with from video games
So I gotta wait I
Gotta wait
Turn off the audio as you Q I did last time bro, I did you guys don't understand bro
That's why the audio doesn't work when I fucking boot up a games because I muted the audio
I'm always muting the audio and hiding Q every time you showed the game when I queued no like
Waffle your idiocracy is gonna make me reveal my method your lack of intelligence is so damn
Nning it needs me to reveal my trick you would fall for a penny behind the ear with the way that you talk I
show myself queuing and
Then I press controls you which is a silent quit out option
after excuse me I do that after hiding my screen and then I'm you and then I
cut a random but you're an idiot I'm trying to trick the idiots like you
Shlatt's right Lock-in-hood Vig W. Shlatt.
It blows my mind!
Yeah, I think I might have to go.
I think it would be worth my while, we're not three games away.
Because I fucking terrorist
Well, again, I hope he has a good life. I just hope not a second of it involves me
May God strike me down on the spot if we interact again, I think I should I
Think I should
Hide player name visibility
you
I think it's a twist the NFL from all that matters is what you need to do to win the game to actually your quarterback needs to throw for
400 yards in two touchdowns with no interceptions for it to be a worthwhile win. It's like what what type of football are you playing?
It's actually brain Rob, bro. I
Swear to God some people would rather their team lose in NFL game
But their quarterback play really well, then just get the fucking dub by any means necessary. It's truly pathetic football watching
I don't I think it's gotten doubly worse by the way because like of fucking
Like parlays and bets and shit
20 maybe
All that matters is the team winning how they get to the dubs
Chackles feral if he's an arms reach
So lost likewise this happening okay, I just need um lava
just need a hint of lava
Grinding helps or if this is just skill when he was newer
You got this one today's the day
This is tough and I
There's not a single pool of lava around
We're gonna have me like forson digging down
I really like to go to the desert there's not a fuck force and had more lava pools in his fucking all advancement season
There's not there's not a single pool of lava I
Guess I just missed one that was probably back towards spawn and I went the other way
Okay, we'll be like a minute behind
Surely the desert biome has a lava pool though. Yeah, I guess you know there
Okay, he entered 424 this fucking unlucky
No game some by the way fuck so annoying
So annoying that I have to fucking mute cuz of fucking dumb cunts. Sorry. I'm getting actually upset
In through the nose out through the mouth
My true emotions are coming out I have to hide them
There's such big fans I would rather than never watch me until we both die you're not understanding that I
Reject them
It's really bad for me guys, I'm not going away.
Wow.
I found it.
I'm going to be like 90 seconds.
I'm going to be 2 minutes behind.
Just off the lava pool.
There's like 225 spikes, I'm just going to set this one I guess.
Oh, I didn't even have the spike.
John.
Looks like housing, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Never here to find birds to say
Lord, just made it to play
Guess you never been impressed in that way
But until you get home
We will root for you to win
Just keep minding on, yeah
This is you
Check yourself
My bed all okay
And tell you to go
You've had your chance
You blew it
Miss the cycle
Done again
It's a miracle
Checking till you get
Again and again and again and again
and
Can't we all be a part of you, I'm a swim, just keep minding on, yeah, yeah
Facing you, check it still, the better looking
Can't we all be a part of you, I'm a swim, you try to know, yeah, yeah
and
Don't you notice how I die every time a run is going well, also when it's going badly.
Don't you dare snipe me this next match, I don't need reminders of how I hate fucking chat.
All the spam in chat
Listening to you harp on with some coffee paste
You're a locale, blah blah blah
How I wish you'd wake up one day
Proud to me, tell me I'm good and get some goddamn subs
But when I talk to you I die
So very soon at it shoots an arrow through my needle
And I sound like a loon, but don't you feel it, too?
I'll be scolded
It kind of just sounds like someone's singing Leve and they like half remember the lyrics
and
Unrequited terrifying MCS star is driving me insane
Have to get this off my chest. I'll be in gold today
But when I talk to you, I got you
We're about to hide here
And it takes an arrow to my knee
Oh, and I sell my game
But don't you feel it too canvassed
I'll be stoned in a few rounds, confess I want gold, just thinkin' I'll go gold.
Is there only one?
You know I've hated Feinberg from the start.
Huh?
the
and
I've been watching Pork Chop Hogger in Minecraft for months and I got some shit to say.
So I'm gonna start talking about him like he ain't got it, he ain't a speedrunner, he
ain't got that motion.
What does that make you?
What do you really though?
You know what I mean?
Oh, they call him the eye breaker.
Turn the village to mud.
He's a stone cold hog.
Oh, they call him the eyebreaker.
Turn the village to mud, he's a stone cold hog.
Yeah, I'm talkin' bout luck.
He waves by a wily portal at the right wide.
Coded in KY, he swoos into the cold side.
He also bled a couple nags of wretches watching it.
Gonna grab the trophies, a torus d'onsi opium.
Warm-blooded American, cheers it for the next seed.
Red bull at the Sheridan, purges at his sex speed.
Oh yeah, fiddle with sliders.
Half-hour later, you can kill him, the snipers.
the
of
10 smoking hot pigs and some English to gold
Callin' the city how we break in the mold
Turning off TTS it's completely understandable
Dirty and clay crap, get the man's animal
Think about leaving when he hit the gold
Collecting the yellow that he good to go
Info me modding the Katelyn and Prove
Someone touch a bully's neck and hoes fall back
It's a bunch of the clutch which you call that
Big moves you'll see in the all chat
Bring med to the kid and he on that damage foolin' me
Lazy too much, y'all consume me
Where am I sit my cup Charles Barclay? He's a problem Hoglin's making bloody make it out of iron
It don't matter if you're bloody find a bastion
You know he's got the maid skin looking at an enderman. You don't know where his axe been cook his shirt off
He's molding in his kitchen mining crafting rolling pitching
Don't need part are he never gets it together
together
have you noticed that these bastions in a stretcher
got all the blaze rods on his way to the brain bot
jumps in the lava butt forgot to pop the raspot
right
we got enough
he beat his sharing of cars with some cobbleman and posters
cross the tips and shaved that
party made a rubber bounce back on the gathers
he's a chud mother
maybe tomorrow but we're being a law-cow and a hittic
and four bed make a dragon who's soft now
he knows that you saw him fuck the one cycle but he's strapped
with the ball it's about survival what kind of man is the seat selection is
scandalous oliver's a fan of his he's fucking with the randomness listen
closely i'm not gonna shout you tried being an iron it's just not working out
Oh
who's played the game minecraft
here's all that you tried to do
but every single one of them
am i missing one of the uh... eyes or did it break
that's right
show the scene
you'll never beat your pv
And this is Fox.
Dude, this is so fucked.
is for the one and only child
this very very slow at practicing
oh my god
it's even worse when anyone on planet Earth can love
it's all that you try
oh my god this is so weird
but oh my god this is so weird
One day you will learn
Let us make a rose like thee
Washed up streamer pushing 33
you
I don't care if they all see the lockout that he can't be
But I wish he'd find a way to win a run for just one game
I don't mind if they can see how he plays
You
Oh that sucks. That sucks a lot. Damn bro. I don't even know what I am looking at. That
Let's suck some ass.
I don't have any blocks in my inventory as well.
That sucks bro.
I
That was such a lucky second perch bro that second perch was so fast
Dude the terrain was so fucked i didn't even realize i was looking at him. Oh my god
Wait
because I got 21 elo that game I could hit gold w w in one more game
I think I played it well. My stronghold nav was a bit ugly. My bachelor was actually
really quick. The trades were awesome. I think finding the stronghold with Ninja Brainbot
was kind of slow because my axe broke and I threw away my iron. I got to stop throwing
of my iron nuggets I think. I'm like too casually tossing my nuggies. All right, what was my
opponent's rank? Go Pats. Oh man, I'm stressed out, bro. I got quarters on my veins. He must
It must have been a pretty high rank.
You need more music.
The only time I turn off music is when I'm in the stronghold,
because I really just need to hear directionally where the silverfish and lava are.
And I can't hear through the music.
He was unranked. Account created four days ago.
Dude, the server's cooked.
Oh my God, I had audio off that whole time.
He played three games ever
Dude everybody is trying to snipe me. I swear to god
Three games ever really
Really
And you just happened to be playing yesterday when I was playing and today when I was playing
That's crazy, man. That's crazy, bro
I get it. I get it.
What is the greatest thing you can be?
Okay, it's the goat of something, the Tom Brady, the Wayne Gretzky.
What is the next best thing?
Beating the goat.
You beat the goat.
Well, that sounds pretty fucking good all of a sudden.
So a lot of people see me, the goat of iron three,
and they know they're never going to be nothing.
They know they're not going to put the work in to be a name worth remembering. They're not going to be an aquacord.
They're not, they're not going to be a J. They're not going to be a low key, but they could be a Ludwig.
And now all of a sudden, they get the shortcut to success in life, because they can walk around going,
yeah, actually, um, stop Ludwig from hitting bold.
Those people are pathetic though.
Those people are pathetic we all know it
Here's the you guys don't even recognize the shit that I do mid-game I
I am barely making it through some of these interactions where weaker men would almost
assuredly die.
The goat of iron three!
And they know.
Let me show you guys a clip.
This is um, you guys don't know this clip comes from a Minecraft analyst.
He's not like a player by any means, I'm sure he plays, but like he's not known for playing.
But he mostly does just analysis of Minecraft videos if you can believe that's a real thing
that people do.
And he actually has a clip that I want to show you guys from a game of mine.
So his name is Feinberg.
Again, to be a name worth remembering.
They're not gonna be an uncle court.
They're not gonna be a J, they're not gonna be a low key.
But they could be a-
Unreal, unreal.
So this is the last game.
You could see I was in a pretty tense situation.
I have a Netherite Skellington on my bussy
and a zombie not too far behind.
They're trying to tag a zombie.
Unreal.
They get the shot.
What do I do?
We're cut to success in life.
What do I do?
Look at this movement.
going look at this movement look at this movement by the way that's
gallington hits me gg he moves so fast lapsed the zombie top terrain because
this doesn't connect to this block and ankles fucking perfect okie and
purple why level situation momentum boom off the map you could literally I
don't know if you guys actually that the audio is muted so you didn't hear it but
from my POV, there was a noise that sounded like, and I heard the Achilles heel of the
Netherite skill.
you
can do to get hit sub 20 and break through no right no wrong no rules for me I'm free
there's a child let's a child I'm on with fun
burn there's a child there's a child you'll never see me cry
I know there's more here.
Here's the fucking gold.
Check it out.
Lodzichan!
The Komi is gone
Here, rising in
Right over its ground
But the child rate
Will rise
Never modded me anyway
Oh, that was really scary.
I
the
and
And I know the fine bird disappears And if mud keeps burning, I will cover my eyes
For if he has to reset his evil will die And does impure laughs and fine birds
you
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro, we fucking did it.
Holy shit, dude, that was so hard.
That was so hard for no reason oh my god that was so hard bro
I'm so happy I was so worried we're gonna be at 999
I went to a Bo Burnham show a while back and at the end of the concert he just played
so good the last game too.
Kind of similar to this one, 16 minute brawls my second best run ever.
He talked about his life, about his journey, also about Pringles, that was kind of most
of it.
Oh boys!
How about the grand and gold?
Maybe this shot would be nice enough to indulge me.
So, as we get to the end of a night of runs, some wins, some losses, Chad, I've just got
one question for you, and that question is, can I say my shit?
Dude, we fucking did it, man.
From coal won the locale of Minecraft to gold won, that took literally 100 hours, I think.
I think I've probably put 100 hours as a 30 year old man into grinding Minecraft speedrun
into Hithis.
And I went from not being able to beat Minecraft in less than an hour to being able to beat
it in 15 minutes and 6 seconds.
I think my average time is 27ish minutes, my forfeit rate 1%, my amount of stream snipers
999 plus hate watchers 999 plus. Oh man that felt good bro.
We hit our goal boys. We hit our goal. Dude it feels so cathartic to hit a goal that I've
been grinding towards. It feels so good, man. I think it's because every piece of the puzzle
matters. Like little shit. When you kill yourself, it's the hitbox around your head that determines
where your items fall. That knowledge I would have never known if I hadn't bargained for it.
If you right click on an already filled eye and keep holding right click, you can auto
fill the end portal as fast as possible without the eyes flying away.
I would have never known about that.
Even if it's a dumb fucking game for chuds like Minecraft as a 30 year old man, it feels
so good to learn, to feel like I can improve at things.
I'm not delusional. I'm not. I don't even think I'm in the top 50% of players. I would
argue hitting gold one means I have hit average. But it's not about where I'm at. It's about
where I came from because I'll never forget the working class coal miners oppressed. Bastion
routes hidden by the netherite bourgeoisie fighting for a chance because that's what
I'm doing it for and you know there was a lot of haters along the way.
Oh you know there were haters probably watching my ass right now.
Famed smiles on their faces seething clutching their fists because they know chat this is
a revolution.
I might be leading the charge but I'm not gonna finish the battle I'm doing this for
ones who come next. Guys, somebody watching this today, I am convinced it's going to be
one of the best Minecraft players in the world. Remember me when you make it. Remember the
cool players when you make it. Remember the shitter that you were when you make it. I
know one of you is going to make it, but it's not going to be me. But motherfuckers, when
When you hit World Record, when you hit Netherite, when you make playoffs, remember this.
This is the start.
The Cold Revolution has begun.
The Snowballs rolling down the hill and nothing can stop it now.
Well, that is it for me as far as Minecraft speedrunning.
This is the end of my journey.
At least for now, I need a little hiatus.
I need a break, man.
I've put in a hundred hours, bro.
I've literally fallen asleep every night
to a different speed runner.
I'm watching No Fear, who's a speed runner
who only listens to fucked up music
with force and profile picture on his screen.
I watch AquaCord in a Discord call with Nahan,
resetting 800 runs, brother.
I'm watching seven viewer blowmer streams,
Asking in chat, how the fuck does it work when you do that end portal navigation?
I need a break man, I need to look at something that's not Minecraft for a little bit.
Now I don't think I'm allowed to leak this, so I won't get into specifics, but it's a break, what I'm taking.
Because I am coming back.
Let's just say I'm going to be competing in a tournament.
And you bet your ass I'm walking away with gold. Gold's all I see these days.
I don't care who the fuck they throw at me.
I am going to win this unnamed event and I'll have to practice in the lead-up.
But I'm not going to do public ranked games, it's time for the return of the assholes.
So if you're in gold, I'll see you soon.
really guys thank you all for watching I think I have consistently had like 20 to
30,000 people YouTube frogs you guys have been going crazy
they never who subbed on YouTube they ever moved primed on Twitch and even to
the hate watchers I just have one message the nether rights taking a look
in here right now. Stay comfortable. They're not going to be up on that throne for long.
We're coming. We're coming. All advancements. I'd say August 4th. Playoffs, positioning,
and for me, I'd say you got two seasons left. It's the Lodbun wave, y'all! We're coming
We're coming for him!
So anyway, chat, we saw a few more goals to hit this year.
It is the year of the gamer, you guys know.
My goal is to prove by the end of this year I'm actually a good gamer and not a low-cow chud.
One down.
Our next goal will be hitting 16K in CS2.
Thank you for watching.
Oh!
I forgot I do have a major announcement that I should be talking about.
Apparently there is a free Twitch subscription that you have if you have Twitch Prime.
All you have to do is click the checkbox and sweep it so you can subscribe.
Free, I don't know, I just got this ping. It was a...
What?
Why?
God forbid!
God forbid I try to make a dollar, bro!
Down here in the coal mines with nothing but millions.
With nothing but fucking millions.
What am I supposed to do, bro?
Chat.
Should we win our gold again?
If you don't know, when you hit a rank, you technically beat iron players to get there,
but to really solidify your rank, you're going to win your gold game.
All it is is just one game in the rank of gold.
That's it.
game to solidify that yes you are truly that rank you know what I mean it's not enough to make it
to the major leagues after going through the minor league system and then just make it on a team
and get cut you want to play a game you want to hit a banger you want to go yard how about we go
yard right now. We're gonna go play one game. We're gonna go play one game.
900 exactly, bro. That feels sick.
Yeah, actually, real talk though. Thank you guys so much, everybody who made a parody song.
I loved them so much and in times where I felt tilted beyond belief, I would unironically
listen to you calling me a low-couch shud and it would snap me out.
Even today, bro, I was mega tilted off game one and then I just crushed three straight.
I would not have been able to get out of the funk without those for sure
I like because I genuinely almost buckled at one point. I almost I was like, let me just make a brand new account
Transfer the ownership play games offline because I know obviously I could win way more percent-wise offline
But I realized I was just getting too tilted and they help detail
if I never heard your song I apologize by the way because there were 650 I did not make
it through all of them but hold up I got a lot of gifted that I want to thank before
I boot this up because you spent a lot of money thank you the 20 gifted Joe son we got
two get to from sad egg to get to from E.T. happy. One gifted from enforcer. Thank you for that. Appreciate you very much. Not
stewins. K art for the five signs of the one taginator with a 10. Appreciate you and the song you made pyro samurai. Thank
you to gifted not to another five 10 get to from Colin. You told to be a thank you for the gifted. I think you pyro
samurai for the gifted Jojo. Thank you to 2000 bits. I sometimes watch your streams with my dad. He says,
Congrats on reaching gold. Tell your dad. I said, what's up?
He's got a fat hog. Super thing of the gifted.
Under thing of the gifted red.
Greggy. Thank you. Duo sauce.
I owe you three. Fitty thing. The 10 gifted living fresh into 10.
And let is my Luca thing. The 20 bomb in five from Brent. Brent's keys.
Thank you guys.
Thank you very much.
What'd you say?
I told him to tell us daddy's got a fat hog.
I look up lolcow playlist. The first thing that comes up is my music playlist. The second thing that comes up is lolcow documentaries, which is just genuine people making actual video essays about the so-called lolcows.
It is crazy how we are winning the lolcow SEO battle.
final.
Thank you, Mickey, for the
prom. Thank you, Jeff, for all
the prongs. I appreciate it
greatly.
Man, dude, what a game, bro.
Well, before he booted up, I kind of want to watch the highlight.
I want to watch the highlight, low key.
Look at that.
It's his gold.
That's awesome.
Look at that, bro.
Just three dubs in a row.
Three dubs in a row to take it.
Dang it, beauty.
a 1637 it probably could have been a PB had I done a better stronghold that because I got into the stronghold at 1215 bro I
Could have sub 15 that yeah the nav was a bit ugly
It wasn't really fuck stronghold to be fair dude boy did I feel blessed when I fell into that water?
All right, let's
Let's take a look
You got to learn I think the next thing I want to learn two more things right now I want to add
Call fine bird he's got something to say to me. I'll give him a call. Yeah, what you got to say?
Yeah, you got some shit to say
I don't know of anything specific to say, I'm just happy for you.
I think people just, I think a lot of people are obsessed with me.
Just like there's a lot of people that are obsessed with you.
Well, I'm sure you are.
It's obvious, you are seething.
I'm not seething at all.
You are seething.
You can hear it in my voice.
I can hear it on your voice, bro.
Count down the days, Feinberg, we're coming for you.
actually be so excited next year like little playoffs interview some kid I've never heard
of before so how'd you get into Minecraft spirit I watched Ludwig the end of 2025 but
let me take something about that story buddy it's gonna be a 37 year old woman and she's
gonna say yeah I have four kids I started playing because of Ludwig okay that's the
Are there any 37 year olds in any professionally?
Like, how old are the oldest CS2 players?
Typical Netherite saying old women can't do it.
That's not what I said at all.
There is no surprise.
And I don't know any other 37 year old women who have done it.
They're coming.
Women are coming for you, and they will get their revenge,
Feinberg.
OK.
We'll see in a couple of seasons.
I doubt your claim.
But I would be happy.
It would be a good thing, I'm not saying it would be a bad thing, I just don't think it's what's going to happen.
I think it will be some 14 year old-
Oh my god, look at you, you're digging your way into a desert temple but there's no blocks to get out, that's a Minecraft reference by the way.
What?
Okay?
Oh, I'm doing that, nah I'm legit cooked man.
You fucked my sleep schedule so bad today.
Very yesterday.
Dude, I woke up at 2PM, I won't even lie.
I had to do some shit at noon, and I rolled out a bet at 1155
I don't know how it was a YouTube recording. I had to be zoned in for four hours
Yeah, you missed my first couple games today. You missed the game where I got fucking stream sniped by a terrorist
No, I was watching on my third monitor out at open. Don't don't don't add third one. You it was the first one
It was the primary monitor
No, that was Stardew Valley. I was playing Stardew Valley like a girlfriend. You know what the lie is on the first
First monitor you started on the second
No, because the full screen games don't open on the second one. No way you play
You're belly down kicking you feed me air. Why are you starting valley on the iPad?
Why are you just complaining about it, man? Like why are you missing your words?
You can believe me or you cannot believe me. I'm just I'm saying what my life experience has been in the last hour
And you're trying to rewrite the story that's okay, well, I'm gonna go hit my gold game, bro
You better win because if you lose then you know you're going to want to, you know, why would you even put losing into the air?
There has to be some suspense.
Why would you even put that into the air?
I thought you were going to get 20 elo on that game. I actually didn't think you were going to get. I thought you were going to get 899.
It was going to be so fun.
I assume Oliver couldn't code it fast enough to fuck me.
Yeah.
But I know they were working on it.
on it. All right, brother,
you have half any low. Good luck on your gold game. Appreciate it.
All right, y'all, by the way, YouTube proxies, you think the five gift,
gift the members. Mar may, may hear,
Kroll singing the 10 captain Lester thinking the 1050 from pop rocks,
20 from LX and 50 from missed.
Murphy. Thank you very much. And Deco singing the 50 months.
All right y'all we just got to win our goal game before we win the goal game guys we're gonna go over this last game
So this is my winning game here
So let's take a look at my opponents POV real quick
So they did die. I don't think they were incredibly close to me
No surprise there I am a bold player after all
Starts pretty standard. I believe we actually got into the nether
after them no
Cuz I didn't have gravel and I was waiting for a wood light
Did they have gravel
Let's take a look no so they built the portal and then they looked a
Wow, there's a giant fucking ocean right next to the lava pool. So where am I?
So I'm also building it but
Where is that ocean? Oh, they built it over there, so I just went to the wrong, not the
wrong lava pool, but a lava pool where there wasn't easily accessible. So I'm sitting my
pretty ass waiting. They got their flint and steel, they're on their way back, they light,
and they are in at 250, so I'm actually, I was behind here. Okay, interesting. And here
Here I am just sitting, waiting for a fucking woodlight.
They hop in.
I think they took bad pathing to the bash and I'm quite sure of that fact.
Yeah, so they fall down to the right here.
And then...
Well actually, let's see how they do this.
Quick POV to me.
Still not in mind you.
Yeah, they just didn't boat down, I guess.
I'm still not in, by the way, so they got in at 250, this is like a 45 second difference.
Okay, and then, oh, they're going up top to do the whole drop down, I think, yeah.
make sense? Okay, and then me, where's my ass? Where am I at? Did we dead ass have the
same pathing? We dead ass have the same exact pathing. How the fuck was I out of the bathroom
so much quicker than them then? Okay, so they're looting the chests. Kind of weird to do the
the hole drop down and then this loot, no? Wait, yeah, like, isn't this kind of confusing?
They did the drop down hole, they opened the chest, and then they just did this. Which
I think was just a huge time sink. Yeah, they played it very safe. I played it a much faster
and looser. We had two gold blocks, I just dropped them and then I looted instantly. I
I wonder if they go for left, right gap or good gap?
Or do they go for triple two?
Did I do triple two gap?
I think I did, right?
Is that what that's called?
So I heard that when you,
what is, oh, they're eluding it first.
This is a little bit of a, this is foolish.
Maybe this is like a real path that they're doing. This just seems very foolish though.
Wow, crumbs everywhere, Bar.
So I heard that when you're doing this strat, it's better to start with the middle rampart,
and then go to the right rampart, rather than start on the- or maybe the left ramp, depending on what you do.
Let's start with the middle rampart first.
I should have broken these blocks up top.
I had a good amount of piggies
I got a clue what I'm saying so wait how far behind was he?
So he has to get all his shit back, like where did he end the run?
So he was about to blind when I completed it, okay.
Yeah dude, my shit was clean as a motherfucker.
The only thing that I wish was quicker was my stronghold nav.
But to be fair, it was a fuck stronghold because it was on top of a, what do you call that
shit?
It was on top of a, no not a ravine, well a ravine but a mineshaft, is that it?
abandoned mine shafts, I would call it. Dude, this, where's the clip? This is it. This is
the difference between gold and iron for life. If that water wasn't there, holy shit, bro.
That would have been genuinely it for me.
Did it end up being secret left?
It was, right?
Also this pearl clutch, I was so nervous.
Not even pearl clutch.
This pearl int.
Where I dropped a pearl and I hit the tower.
The only thing that worked out for me here is I've thought a lot of the times about what
would happen if this exact situation occurred, so I was ready for it.
You hit the tower?
I know.
My end was a minute fifty.
So yeah, I would've easily, I would've easily subbed, even if I took a, if I took like a
a minute to find the end portal out of sub 15. How sweet would it have been to sub 15
on my fucking gold game? That'd be crazy. Alright, bro. It's time. It's time for the
golden. And then we got to make a top 10 list of the best parody songs of the ones I've
listen to did you listen to all of them just for reference brother it would take
40 hours to listen to all of them
stands message me congrats like I just had a fucking baby thanks man I worked
really hard
I'm such a fucking loser I'm gonna congrats sex cuz I hit top 57% in
in minecraft that is
action curious where's all right
so i was actually a little curious
if you guys don't know
obviously
since we started doing MCSR ranked on stream,
more people have started playing the game, right?
Like, I think that's, intuitively,
you can kind of gather that based off, you know,
the amount of people you guys have probably tried it yourselves.
I was curious what the exact numbers looked like.
The only information I had so far was what the numbers look
like for concurrent players.
I believe before I started playing,
they had a 1,000 player like cap for the servers,
and then they hit a thousand players
and then they also hit 2,000 players.
But what are the actual raw numbers look like?
So I asked Oliver and he said, I can leak this.
So for season eight, this is before I ever played the game.
This is before I really knew it existed.
Season eight, there are two numbers to focus on.
One is the amount of players
who have ever played a single game.
The other one is the amount of players
to have finished their placements, okay?
Season eight, 17,820 people played a game.
14,000 actually finished their placements.
Pretty big still, it's a pretty big scene.
Season nine, this is the first season I started playing.
I started playing towards the latter third of the season.
46,000 people played at least a game, 19,000 finished their placements.
Season 10, the current season, which has been going on for about a month, still has a couple
months left, not even over yet.
72,000 people have played a game.
29,000 have completed their placement.
There are over double the amount of active players
since we started playing the game, bro.
So shout out to everyone who picked up MCSR ranks.
Really cool community.
There's one stat that I'm curious about and it's an impact that I think I might have
made but I don't really know the truth about it.
I wonder if the percent of forfeits in coal have dropped.
And by how much?
All right guys, I officially got the number.
So if you are curious,
I can tell you my rank right now in the world.
I am currently 7,660 second, right?
So we can just do the math here.
There are 7662, that is my rank.
So you divide that by amount of players with a rank,
which is 2,029,048,
times that by 100 and I'm actually a top 26% player I'm also the top 25% that's
crazy that's crazy that can't be right well it's almost assuredly right because
because there are literally like 10 to 20,000 new players.
The new players don't get distributed evenly.
They almost all filter into the lowest rank.
But what's gonna happen, bro,
is over the next couple of seasons,
they're gonna get really good.
And it's going to be really hard to make it out of gold.
Sorry, sorry.
I just read a comment that said that elograft looks
like fine bird's hairline.
You can't.
Oh.
We should make the change, by the way.
It's time for us to give up our username, FineBurgHairLine.
It served us well, brought us from coal to gold, but it's time for us to move on.
I would like to introduce my new account.
Hi everyone, please welcome, FatChudLolCal.
If you could please refer to me by my new name, I would respect that, I would appreciate
That very much
I
I lost the 1v1 against him, but I lost the 1v1 against him, and I lost the 1v1 against
But you know, I don't even mind it too much. It's a little symbolic of the journey. So I'll take change
All right, I think it works
We're going to transfer all the data.
You're not a lot of have multiple accounts.
So it has literally the same data is transferred over.
This is a username change.
What about Finebird's tweet?
I did pay up Finebird's tweet.
I paid up.
We're in our game.
So long to break these walls down
I woke up, we used to streaming
All these mistakes all in the past now
We're finally there, we're 15 minutes away
No one can stop dying
And if you'll be shining like he wants to be
We got tired of watching
Our boys!
Now I'm ready
We need our gold
We're going up up up the top
Now it's time to win our gold game
We're gonna be gonna be falling
Oh, up up up the top
The predictions, maybe this is the one
It's gonna be gonna be gold one
Oh, he's done it, dying
I
Was it room portal I didn't look at the screen at all
put on the track kind of similar to this one and just ranted
Ranted about his life. I'm gonna go for those trees over there
Oh, I gotta switch my skin I'm Minecraft fucking Steve
can I say my shit
I've got lots of shit to say
I can't seem to survive fast turns
If you feel me, put your hands up.
Look at all these chatters that agree piglins are dumb.
This chatter thinks piglin AI is dumb.
You think they're not? I know they are.
You think they're not?
Mojang, listen to the people I am shorting.
90% of the complaint letters you get are about the dumbass pig AI.
AI. Just making it smarter. I've overdone the Piglin thing. Sorry. I want to publish games.
Want to publish games. So I can finally create a game with enemies that have reasonable AI.
Yes, I'm still on the Piglin thing. Yeah. I'll move on. Alright. But that is priority
I
Keep getting stream sniped
But I'm just getting stream sniped because I haven't hit gold. I only can be so
I should use an axe that's a catch 22
My
I
got there like 30 minutes like a...
we talked about hitting the road for way too long
and then at the end they told me it's impossible to get out of our
the simple, just like rich people are to say poor
I told Finebird you should have warned me
you're the professional and you should have told me
how to play for your playing you might be reaching out to her
enjoy your game
stay stuck in our home
no one gets to be stuck in our home
The appeal of the grind is that at the end of the day the drone will have been worth it because gold is at the end
I wouldn't have the half the ship if I knew I couldn't
Would
Like I'm okay with small mistakes I'll spend another man in a strong
old but i'd blow my dad before i give up running without gold wouldn't it come in fashion if i knew i wouldn't
wouldn't have done the fortress if i knew i wouldn't wouldn't have gone as strong
old if i knew i wouldn't man i wouldn't have done half of it like half of it like half of it like
I forget like I've lived it right now
I think it's time, I think it's time
That we break it down
problems you I want to please you but I want to do it for myself I want to give
you a stream that you deserve but I want to just play me what you think about
it
me
I
I know I'm not a crafter, I'm just chattin' in the middle of a silly stream.
They think I'm not a gamer, can't get through solid seas.
And if I knew I wouldn't, wouldn't I be the fortress of a new world?
Wouldn't I come to strangle the fun new world?
What would I have?
You can tell them anything.
If you lose all your momentum, just ask for more claims.
And when they make you richer than you,
write it one more time.
Then they handle this threat with your own mouth.
Handle this threat.
No.
They don't even know that I'm right now
Right now
Handle it straight, handle it straight, handle it straight now
They do, they do, they do
I believe in that man, he is clearly, he has potential, but the only thing he can do to get him back, is set himself, but maybe not this game, so let's see.
I
Oh
My god
Oh
I'm locked in
Oh my god, that drops rare
hold up all advancements achievement as you two more
Really good race
It's worth it bro you sang beautifully
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The Eye of the Nutty!
Oh my god, I didn't look... fuck.
Oh, you're gonna pick up more fear than the arms that hold.
Oh, when would you realize?
The gold-brink weight is free.
Now, now, now, you're too tired.
Now I'm staying up late just to watch you mind.
I gotta pick up my six, because you're better than that.
I
Might be off by one here by the way
Bye, bro.
Okay, secret.
Are we starter?
No.
Oh cow, I know you're gonna get good in only a little while.
It's alright, it might just take you a few hours or two.
Oh, what?
I went to a boat burning show a while ago, and at the end of the concert, I went to
And at the end of the concert, he just put on auto-tune, someone like this one, and he just ranted.
Ranted about his life.
Also about the rules, that was kind of most of it.
Maybe I'll rant a little about the brand of gold.
Maybe this chat would be nice enough to indulge me.
So you get to the end of the night of runs, some wins, some losses, some challenges for you.
And that question is...
Can I save my shit?
Chatterloom, can I save my shit?
I've got lots of shit to save.
I can't seem to survive fast
I'm just nice with it, bro, I'm just genuinely nice with it.
the people I am sure 90% of the complaint letters you get are about the dumbass pig AI just making
smarter I've done dude I'm just genuinely fucking gold bro no ifs ands or buts about this
Don't make me your ceiling.
Your ceiling is infinite.
Cap it at the limits of a single man
That goes for everybody in chat by the way
I don't know why people do this shit where they make their goal to beat one other person. Why?
Why make your goal? Why make your cap the abilities of another individual when your abilities could go so far beyond?
I'm in stream right now. Say something funny tier one on twitch K K boobs user K K boobs
you don't even follow hey you don't even
must be permanent
Oh
Boys we are firmly firmly firmly firmly
Firmly gold bro
Do you want to hear some shit by the way this is kind of interesting
This is kind of interesting I have if anything one motto never forfeit
And obviously if you guys have played this game, you probably noticed that a lot of your opponents quit
Now the people have seen this as a problem who run MCS are right
So they made some changes to try to incentivize people to forfeit last but I think we've also made an impact ourselves
Oliver sent me the rates
season 8 before I played this game 96% of coal won games
Ended in a forfeit now
At the worst, in Coal 1, it's down to 90%.
In Coal 3, it's down to 79%.
But here's where the major difference is.
Iron 3 games, before I play this game, Season 8,
82% of games ended in the 4th, 82.
This is one rank away from Gold.
Now, 53%.
It is dropped by 30%.
But here's the problem, guys, it's still too high.
Why are we forfeiting half our fucking games?
Because you feel down on yourself?
Because you didn't get to achieve
the time that you knew you could if everything went your way.
Not everything goes your way.
But here's the fucking facts of MCSR, right?
What's not going your way is also not going their way.
You don't have food, they don't have food.
Bad rates, they have bad rates.
I'm proud to show that I have a, and it's still too high for my liking,
2% forfeit rate.
Let's drop those forfeits, boys.
If you're playing this game, I don't want to see you forfeiting.
There's deadass no reason to be forfeiting, even if you die in law back to minute 25.
There's a lot to learn...
in that run.
If the only thing you're looking for is Elo, you're looking for the wrong things.
Look for a lesson.
Thank you for the fucking gifted very known and the gifted Miss Murphy on YouTube.
I'm seeing an insane amount. How many gift is this, by the way?
You genuinely change my view on forfeiting. I haven't forfeited since my second game my fucking man
my fucking man you've ffs yeah of course i'm human look i tried to lead by the lessons i believe but me
being fallible does not mean i don't believe in those lessons
It just means that a lesson is not something you learn, it's something you actively need
to pursue.
Yes, I believe you shouldn't forfeit, but that's not like saying the sentence and then
all of a sudden your life has changed.
It's trying to in real time put those lessons into effect, which is a much harder thing
to do thank you for the gifted very no what's your gift battle going on YouTube by the way
I'm seeing get very known and miss Murphy job at hundreds of gifted the fuck YouTube
members eat up eat up your last game was against a cold one player was it so it happened
bro that typical man I hit gold and all of a sudden I'm getting the netherite treatment
They're trying to keep the iron ones down.
I don't feel good about it.
They're trying to keep you all down.
Wait.
What?
I didn't get the Elo from the game.
What?
How do you get it?
Oliver!
Where's my Elo?
Oliver, where's my elo?
The game thinks to your emplacements again
They find a way and they find a way they do all right boys
We have listened to
Genuinely hundreds of Minecraft parodies over the last couple of weeks and it is now time to make our top 10 lists
So boys, do me a favor. Let's do this together. I want to go through each of the songs. All I need you to do is maybe shout out a hit I
Feel like ten isn't enough. Yeah, but we got to cut it off somewhere. I
Feel we got to cut it off somewhere
Give me a list of some of the hits. Give me a list of some of the hits
And we're gonna make our
Minecraft parody tier lists. Okay off the top of my head. I
Really like the I gotta find the names for these
as well the names for these searching for these songs is one of the hardest things in the world
it's like looking up a tick tock you saw if you didn't put it in your fucking play next or play later
playlist gg ludwig rance
Bo Burnham parody
I fuck my sister because I am from this is not ordered yet
by the way even barely in my mix I'm from Mars
did it get by slime I put that in there what else what else my eyes don't
Okay, so Tim, I guess we thank you very much, Tim.
I'm gonna go for room and play him, Tim.
Thank you, Tim. Thank you, Tim.
Thank you, Tim.
What is your favorite?
Everyone in chat, just type what your favorite one was.
There's Tough Lod by Infumi.
This is an order yet, by the way.
What's the 18 naked cowboy one called 18 low cow Ludwig parody?
Dude, I swear to God, it is the hardest thing on earth to search these songs.
I'm like, it's so hard, bro.
I'm going through a playlist of, dude, there's 642 songs, just desperately trying to find
it.
Chud Ranch, okay, Control-F, Chud Ranch.
Yeah, that's probably my top 10.
I love Pagrinster blocks, Robin hired, 18 more Wild Shudwigs out in the year.
You're on the phone with the Pumi, he's upset, he's going off the bus.
This one's pretty good.
That's a bit of a last seed death, cause he doesn't get your gameplay like I do.
The One Piece parody?
Sub 10's fame. You know so cute about this they also made beautiful art for it.
All of that's it.
Pineberg, the king of the Dead Right Bushwassey,
obtained this and everything else MCSR had to offer.
And his dying words drove countless souls to the craft.
You want my Elo? You can have it.
I left my hairline gathered together in one place.
Now you just have to reach gold.
These words lured inbred chud like Ludwig to the craft.
It pursuits a PB's faster than a PB.
By the way, can we just admit that watching me is just decreasing everybody's vocab by an astronomical amount?
Like, people are walking around unironically,
saw calling people inbred lolcow chuds.
I see moji.
Like, like, you guys are using the terms inbred lolcow chuds so casually it's gonna infect your conversations with people who aren't gross, terminally online.
So, I'm sorry.
Yesterday, the Beatles won.
Yesterday was good.
Hold up.
Nicole.
To win my battle seems so far away.
Yeah.
This singer has good timbre.
Shout out, Planco.
My PV is sub 20.
Oh, I believe.
Yeah, this singer has good timbre.
So what is the secret tunnel one?
Leaping locale.
That was a good one.
I'm not half the chud I used to be.
There's a fine bird woman over me.
Dude, like looking up locale on YouTube
just does not get you the results you want.
This one's actually good too.
All right.
This one's good too.
This one actually is a banger.
I just woke up from a dream
When Ludwig played a run and didn't die
Listen to Cole by Dylan
Now I opened up the stream
And since he survived I realized
Whatever makes you go that's where I follow
Gold is in promise
Okay, this is not a playlist, a little cow playlist.
Tough lads the most listen to.
Are you tired?
Okay so how do I play MCSR?
MCSR.
MCSR ranked.
Have I heard this?
Look it open?
MCRS.
MCRS ranked.
I read the policy.
Okay.
I think I have
I'm messing up simple crafts. I rely on double good gaps and every match I forget to make a bow
I'm beginning to play a lot like
Oh iron one that's a good one
Looking forward to the debate with Chadat Hashlubik star.
You're going back to iron one.
If it's a seven hour stream or a 45 minute.
Getting a top ten is going to be so hard.
Okay, I don't think I heard this one all versus
Oh, well always be your home. Your triple digit.
Eva, what a joke. I don't think that you'll ever hit gold.
Your heart stuck iron three, but there's only just one rank where you belong.
I don't think that you'll ever hit gold.
Losing so much time. I need to time out a spanking and maybe three.
If I don't get to spank him then no doubt his opponents will do that for me
Always laid into the nether, losing time, mind and golden boots
Digging through walls for forever, opponents so far ahead of you
So shit, bottom percent, below decent
Little Ludwig, I need you to know
Cole will always be your home, a triple digit deal
What a joke I don't think that you'll ever hit gold your heart's stuck I am free
Okay, dude, there's so many
Just people aren't we all brother I like this one a lot
Even if you die you can't lose the run
be a player to restart
two runners racing against each other
divided by the netherite
and a rank that's just out of sight
Yeah, I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...
Lippin' Lubby, Lippin' Lubby, into lover
Lippin', Lippin', Lippin', Lippin' Lubby
Dude, they might just have the greatest seven seconds of a song, but I don't know if it's in the top ten because most of it's preamble.
But most, like, they have probably the best seven seconds.
But I don't know if it's top ten.
Top 10 is so it's so tight. It's what it it's a great. It's a great seven seconds
All the who had the central C1. Yeah, the central C1 was awesome. Oh
There's also Rex plan
And they reset reset reset reset reset on me
I've been running fast, don't try to pee beyond me, try to get a bucket is a struggle for me, don't pull up with Luke.
Dear Chudwig Ragebate
Dear Mr. Chudwig, what to say to you?
voice no i don't i don't think it's up to him just because the audio recording quality
i really can't play what he's doing blows goals too far
you
You
This one's for me and five of us, and you do a duet.
I forgot a lion's sound, huh?
Fat Wolfcouch, huh?
You're gonna keep on losing after Fat Wolfcouch, huh?
Gonna keep on watching it, and you're gonna start crying stuff.
But you'll keep on losing after Fat Wolfcouch, huh?
I forgot a lion's sound, huh?
He'll die, while pre-crafting his beds.
Fat Low Couch, we'll put Fat Low Couch a duet, Fat Low Couch a duet, okay, let's keep it rolling. What else do we got?
Okay, no
Maybe an honorable mention that's not in the top fucking 10 like that's not a fucking song
It's a ringtone that somebody shouldn't have on their phone Luda keeps saying 134
You say, the price of my sum is a price that's required to stay, you lie, when you splat,
Which we laugh in the chat when we see you go die, why so sad?
Remember you made an arrangement when you get both of them, now you're making me mad!
See, the audio quality might help this song.
Despite your derangement, I'm your chat.
You'll be back soon you'll see.
You'll remember you belong to me.
You'll be back.
There's a cleaner version.
You don't want the cleaner version.
You don't want it.
You'll remember that you farmed us well.
Oh, shit's gone.
Dead by fall.
We have watched you reset.
I'm going to go and have the wind push,
Gives too shy.
We will click your waging posters
To remind you that you're washed.
La la la locale.
La la la everybody.
Everybody!
When the choir comes in...
Way to the top for you won't fight and try for you. There's so many that are fucking good, bro
Top 10 is hard, bro
I don't think it's top 10
I mean look at his height, and he ain't made a boat to clutch ya, there's so much things he ain't done ya, like using his shoes intended, he's no crafting but he found hybrovine so lutz intends to enter, did his head back and sometimes wonder, how life would've been if ludd never did take them risk thank you up in ranked, corrank but he can't go under, never forfeit for the mental, assosmin the loco stronger, smoking gun or fat loco gonna mention his name if you talk bout a corworn
One all right, how can I be reaching gold rank? He's a locale. Yeah, that one's fire. I
Don't know if I listen to this on stream
I'm not gonna lie
I listened to this when I was in the airport because it came up on my YouTube playlist and I listened to it three times
You guys don't know coral politics is uh, oh he's in chat. What up, Cole?
He he he made a bunch of songs from the Jump King one as well
I listen to this off-stream, bro
His YouTube homepage is a little disgusting
It's three Ludwig parents for lovely parodies
Couple covers and then four years ago. He made like six parodies for Jump King
I'm glad I see you so here, so I appreciate you
You're too old, but there's a going on dead
Too much ego in your head, and you're stuck in
You always die in love
And I'm always watching you from behind these rocks
Do you ever really make it?
Do you make it?
Okay, dude, this is fucking hard, bro. Okay. Well, are there any other major ones I'm missing before we start shopping down our list to a top?
Okay, you guys are spinning like 300 numbers number 37s a must listen
Muggle hole
Okay, this is fucking hard bro. Okay. Are there any other major ones I'm missing before we start chopping down our list to a top?
Okay, you guys are spinning like 300 numbers number 37s a must listen
Oh yeah, this was crazy.
Yes, it was a bit of a technical masterpiece.
I'll see you in the next video.
Welcome to the speedrun spondin' of Philly.
No.
But thank you for makin' it.
Hey there, Feinberg. I see hate. Oh, there it is.
I'm not doing that, I'm just checking the camera and thinking about how far I'm going to be chasing the entire city.
Hey there, fine, but what's your life, you're not the right, I'm still only chasing gold, imagine I might be the night I think I could.
This one's good.
Oh, getting in the car! Getting back to IM2!
I got my driver's license last week, just like we always told you about it, cause you
were so excited for me to finally drive up to your house, but the day I drove up to
your house, I don't know why he does so much Minecraft content, he's clearly shit at it,
might as well try singing bro, he's pretty good at it.
And they're probably with that blonde girl, who always made me down, she's so much older
than me, she's everything I'm insecure about, yet today I drove through the suburbs.
Okay, I think the worst part about D'Rap shoes is, it's low key just driver's license.
is how could I ever love someone else it's Loki just the song I know we weren't
perfect but I've never felt this way for no one it's just kind of a song he's
saying and I just can't read he's nailing I'm a local now that I'm gone he
He made us in 15 minutes.
Because you didn't reach gold this stream again.
Because you said forever not high drive alone past your stream.
It's like, and you are a low count.
And then it goes back to just like the fucking driving metaphor from,
you know, I can't be top 10, but he sings it very well.
Bloody nice.
All right.
Ooh, this one's pretty good, too.
Thank you for the 20 gets, you big.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you feel the
the ranks that you have climbed?
Ooh, looks like you've come up with gold.
Yeah
No, no, it's not top 10. It's good. I like it. I like it. I think it's a good song choice, but now it's not top 10
God this is tough this is tough
Okay, here's the issue a lot of you guys are cluttering up the chat and I mean this is notice respect by just saying
Dude number
4823 is goaded and it's just low-key your song that you want me to listen to which I appreciate
Okay, but factually there's 642. We're not gonna be able to listen to them all what I really want to know
Are ones that you didn't make that you really like because that means a whole lot more right because you're giving your
Your voucher somebody else's work that you put John Paul for the 10 gift that I appreciate that not you know
I'll say you can't vouch for yourself. I'm just saying like you know, we're not gonna be able to go through them all obviously
I'm trying to find the best 10
So give me the number in the playlist. What are you guys are giving me the name?
It's a little too hard to find the name. Give me the number in the playlist of a song you really liked
Okay, save 72.
Connor, thank you for the rain!
You slip inside the MTSR, don't you know what you owe? Another shall exceed.
But he just chatted for two hours on the damn stream, but he just farmed for C-Dog clips and
called it a day. This guy's got one foot out the door. He's half retired.
What is up, Conor viewers? This is a very niche stream. I'm not going to lie. I don't blame you
if you guys instantly abandon this content because I just hit golden Minecraft, a goal I've been
been trying to get for a while, I asked my audience to make parody songs of Minecraft,
Minecraft based lyrics of various songs. There's 643 and we're making a top 10 list.
Very niche. So, you know, if you guys fuck off, no worries, no shame, no shame in that.
You've said that you had an evening, but on the chat it shows reason, but it's time for
speed.
A little slides away.
This one's good.
But don't get fed for the nigger, the chat will say.
That's a good one.
Oh, yeah, which which number is the Tyler the creator one
All of that and still no soft 50
Every time I load into a seat I'm cheesy
I feel like I'm about to get fucked
Every time I get into the end
I'm seeing a 72 wave
I
I actually have a big problem with the song and it's no shade to like the creator but
it reminds me of the fact that it took me so long to hit gold that they had time to
make an acapella original song that they shot on multiple times with green screen to layer themselves on.
Great aesthetic so far, I love it.
I remember this one, I remember playing and hearing text noises.
It's good, but the issue is I think for top 10 you just need better mixing.
You need better mixing or you need bad mixing, but it's it's it's additive.
If they were in the stew, 100%, it's probably in the top 10.
The ups or streams night thing I just swear.
They mentioned me.
It's top 10.
Okay.
Tim's got the you know.
Oh yeah.
This one's pretty fucking fine.
Every time I look at you, I swear to God.
Bro, you got recrafts routes.
You got recrafts all over the world.
I do like recrafts.
You got recrafts.
Measurements, piglins, and shit.
Don't forget, primes are free.
They say that I route passions like him.
My eyes to my portal, those are my chest, like him, my golden mind by a chart, like him, like him.
Did I hear this one?
I didn't hear this one!
How did I miss this?
This is awesome!
You've never heard 14 and it's one of the most listened to
I've heard this.
I've heard like three BoB run-a-moans.
I think it's good.
TNT explodes
He makes a sea change request
He's really killing it too
Not listening to his behest
Is this Kowan?
Or is it just a fat locale?
A locale playing Minecraft
Fat locale
A low-cal playing my cry
Bad low-cal
A low-cal
Okay, dirty little low-cal
Can I ask who Broly's?
I'm just gonna talk
I don't know how many of you have talked to him.
Dirty little locale.
Such a gross phrase.
Can we say that?
What a gross phrase.
What a gross phrase that shouldn't be said by anyone.
I
I'm hearing 262, it was a musculoskeletal.
I'm gonna do at least this to be up in bed and I am with the purchase crazy
But what I want is that I think he's taking
He's a chubbub, makes you
And he said I was proud to hit my peak and I'll be going to Den's
It's all I want, I must have found it, let it go to my hamper
I'm y'all three years, not what I'm gonna be so
I'm gonna be a secret one, I must have found it, let it go to my hamper
This one's fire, yeah, I remember this one. This is like the Lady Gaga
This one is fire.
I hit, I hit, I hit my PB to the song.
I hit my PB this song
Yeah, I must have listened to like 300
of
the
I
Need to see you hard. I actually it's too hard
That's such a good song.
Which one's the snakeier one?
Which one's the snake eater one?
Dude, this isn't just an awesome picture
Oh, yeah steps out of Peter
Oh, this is this I love this one. I love this one.
What a shield. With throne runs and snipers through the night.
Okay, I'm gonna call it at 40 exact. So we're at just for reference 33 on this
When I hit 40, I'm gonna call it so we got seven more we can throw in. I remember the Porter one
I don't think it was top 10. I remember the Porter one
It was good. I didn't like the top 10. I like the video. I don't think it's not 10
There'll be plenty more hell
Slime will hit sub 10 before you
But I'm still in your stream, step son of Peter
you
I'm pretty sure in the end, it's not gonna work out, but in the end, he couldn't kill the dragon, he had to fall and lose his life.
One win is all it takes reaching gold with Ludwig possibilities down with the Porsche
I don't want to show you how to sing.
I like it. I don't think I'm a throw at top ten.
35. Alright, I'll pull it up while this one plays.
down with people's lies here
31
hello there
the locale from my nightmare
nice and cocky
and we're of cold MCSR
the unsuspecting victim
of voting into lava
we can live outside of minecraft
Perhaps if we want it, we're fine,
Virgil, never find us.
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas.
And in the night, we'll wish to find the end,
that we'll make it through the end.
I feel like this one probably won't end up in the top 10.
I think he sings it really well,
but I think parody-wise, it's not really a parody.
You know what I mean?
You have to have equal value
into how well they nail the parody
with how well the parody is done.
Like, for example, Slime is parody maxing.
Every lyric is twisted, but his singing quality is not, like, top 10.
And I value, I think, parody maxing more.
Bro, they literally said we'll have Halloween on Christmas.
Like, what the fuck does that have to...
What do you mean?
They just said we'll have Halloween on Christmas.
They sing it well, but I'm not looking for the best cover of I Miss You by a viewer.
We got it. We got to be honest with ourselves here. Top 10 is going to be a very tough competition.
Let's not start opening up. Come on, laddie. Yeah, this was fire.
This is insane actually.
you
Okay, I'm singing a lot of 75s.
Oh, yeah! I'm on this one.
Okay, let's let's re-list and let's see if this one holds up for top ten.
Even as it's getting late, you're trying to win the run.
I found the diss track, yeah.
You think they played this live as well? They probably did, right?
For sure.
It's not an original song. No, no, no, it's a pair of just songs.
But the playing of it is original.
It's an out of tune piano?
Yeah, but I kind of like it.
I don't know, maybe that's just me. It sounds like an old-ice piano that got blown like eight pounds of dust off.
It does make it sad, yeah.
Okay, 75, someone said 75. A lot of people said 75. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm revisiting parody songs like they're old friends.
It's like going through a yearbook.
Oh my god, where is he now?
Okay, the mixing is a bit bad on this one.
It's just quiet relative to what it should be.
maybe it's not too bad actually. The fan art's so nice. Okay, notice respect to the creator of this.
This is not fan art. This is my face photoshopped onto the picture.
Yeah, some good ones.
I have beaten them out the last advancement announces the end
They all said I'm just a locale. What a fool to believe
I only have room for one more chance
I only have room for one more
I came up from cold one and into my run for the first time. I feel like gold
I can fly like a light dress and strike like a husk. Do you think you can survive?
I am the end.
The end.
One more purge and I'll settle the score.
A Wolbet fire screams into the night.
Alright.
Whenever I watch Ludwig play MCSR
And let's face it, right? Who's not watching Ludwig play MCSR?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed
And when Ludwig throws an ender pearl I feel my toes start to curl because I know
I know I hate that one so much
That's going in the lava
And even if she's in the low row
Though it's the lowest low I've ever known
This is one of the greatest favorite kids that I've ever produced.
It's pretty good.
figure out ninja bot and you'll win a lot everything that really counts to be fine bird
will help you be fine bird you're gonna yeah i would give an h.m i don't think it's gonna end
up top 10 and i'm gonna make an h.m list but uh but it's not gonna be top 10
And honestly, it's actually not the singer, it's the karaoke track is just so ass, which
is in his fault, but the karaoke track just sucks.
The head to the end hardly comprehend when you land
So some of them have really bad karaoke tracks, which is like, you know is what it is
With this same guy
I'm deleting this
You can never win, we'll look at him, he's none other again, he got eleven pearls and
blaze powder too, and if you need to know how he's in the zone, you just fade away.
Don't you know, life's still running better than an iron wood?
I like when they put what they're full of.
Look at how I can go up there and say, only things an emerald could, life's still running.
I'm trying to hold my breath, let it stay this way, can't let this wind streak end,
and it set off a dream in me
getting louder now
can you hear me?
well bro it's like maxed
I think it's just the mixing is a bit quiet
I don't think it's top ten
I do like it but
I forgot about this
this one's fire
nether fire is poor
I like this one too. I'm breaking my 40s. You guys are little umo moos in their heads,
Everyone's trying to get me to get the kumamusa they wanted
It's super well done. I just think the song choices bad
The eyes don't waste any time in the man
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Give me the wally, la la la la la la
Make my family, make them CSI
This part rules though, I'll give them that
This part rules, the first minute I don't care for
This part rules
La la la la la la la la la la
Give me the wally, la la la la la la
Make my family, make them CSI
Give me the man, I came to the game
Of the double use
Come now, the race is won
Fight till the end
Son, knee, itch
Okay
Guys, I said I was stopping at 40. I'm at 42
Stop this one
Remember to bucket clutch your way out then you can start
you
Hey
Don't be afraid
You were made to
go out
and
you'll begin to
hit gold one
So early
yeah it's not top ten but i do love it
My god, this is too hard. This is too hard
This is too hard, bro, I'm not throwing that one top ten
I know that you've died for you don't you just going to queue here you go
I know that you've died for you don't I know you won't hit go
Hey, watching you, one game, one game, the party takes the coin, get the PB again
Hey, watch
I know that you've died, four feet drunk, you're just going to queue
Till you're cold, iron you log, been copin' drunk when we did it
Now you just stay up in slums in Lover
It doesn't matter what you really do, queue, fall into fire
Hold the faceplant from the Netherlands
Hit your mind and body, free, give it all to rank
Hey, I should be the thing that your girls are lucky
As you've had a taste of this lava, you look so crazy
So come on and open-
Is it he, Jody?
Is it he so, so old?
He has been locked in
On the long road to gold. I always thought through grind we'd see
Oh, yeah
Thank you for watching!
I'm in cold three
up due to infamy listening to these songs I didn't know why they made a song called
teenage stirpac.
What's your name?
I'm calling it! I'm calling it!
I'm not at 44, I'm not doing that one.
Cold three locale, baby
Pearl pearls into the lava
Died to burning
Ooh
Oh, another live, eh?
Don't you notice how
I'm calling it, yo, I'm calling it.
I have to fucking call it, dude.
You never listen to 400.
Please I put so much effort in fine fine fine brother 600 give me break
You're dropping Vondie fucking parodies bro
Chud's in this chat no Vondie
It's banger well done, but I think I think it's too niche
Bonnie does a bunch of anime openings. Didn't they do um, didn't they do? Help me, I can't
the surname. Ranking of kings at war. Yeah. No, I'm calling it. I'm calling it. I got
my top 10. Or my top 44. I have to narrow this down guys. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
No more. No more. No politic here. No politic here. I'm done. I am 44. Here's the deal.
I don't think, okay, I don't think we are missing one that needs to be in the top 10 that would end up in the top 10
It's possible that I'm missing some that are bangers and I appreciate you guys all putting in your effort
But you guys are actually just making me listen to all 643 and that's just not possible
There's too many
There's two I'm but a man
I'm but a man
So anyway, we have enough to fill out our top 10 and that's what we're gonna do. Okay, that's what we're here to do now.
Ooh, we could make a bracket.
We could make a bracket.
It's not really seated.
I mean for a bracket you should have 48 to be honest.
Fuck!
No!
Oh, dude.
I gotta call it.
I'm just calling it at 44.
A thousand bits.
Number 579 is my favorite song.
Dude, stop.
Don't give me your fucking money, you chud.
Please, I'm asking you!
please stop please fucking asking you dude fucking respect me if my song
doesn't get top 10 I give you permission to ban me on twitch youtube.com
slash just ties
I'm not putting anymore in I'm not putting many more and I'm not I'm not
doing it for money and I appreciate the bits but here's the deal I don't like
this pay-to-win system I'm not letting a pay-to-win people go through you guys
know I I'm all if you're an OG Luddbug you know I'm anti pay-to-win I don't
fucking do pay-to-win I think pay-to-win's lame
because otherwise then it's just like oh if I have money I get to throw my shit
it. No pay to win y'all. Okay, we have a playlist with all of them on it. Okay, this is how
we should do this. I actually know how to do this. Hold up. I can actually do this.
There are websites that are literally dedicated to making brackets.
Fuck, but I don't know if I can find one that lets me do it with a YouTube playlist.
I'm holding firm. I'm holding firm. You're not going to make me buckle. I'm holding firm. I'm not putting one more song in bro. I can't
because you're saying 48, but then someone's going to go, oh, just go, just go up to 64. We got to hold it.
I'm holding the line, bro. You got to respect that.
Just four more, brother. I don't know why you refuse to respect me.
What's this website that Kony uses does anyone know battle.io
Oh, this is perfect and it's a loss for chat about all this is perfect.
How many songs would you like?
Oh, it only allows me to do 32 or 64.
I'm cutting something going to 32.
I'm going to cut some.
We're going to go to 32.
Make the executive decision.
You're the asshole?
Well, no, no, no, I'm going to make the call based off ones that I don't think are top
32 material.
Maybe I can do 64.
How many songs can each player submit?
I don't want them to submit any.
Oh, does this not let you put your own songs in?
Okay, here's what I can do then.
I think what I can do is I can submit 64 or I can submit all of our songs and
Then I'm gonna open the link to you guys you can fill in the remainder
And it is actually just a battle of skill
But you have to make an account and if you don't have an account I won't let you put it in
Okay. All right. All I have to do is figure out how to submit all the songs. Okay. I'm
just gonna, okay, I have it. I'm gonna, mods! Mods, I'm gonna post this in the mod chat.
you guys are going to do duplicates. No dupe, no dupe. Hold up, I'm going to go to the mod
chat. Okay, so this is, this is the website and then this is the link to all the songs.
all we have to do is inject the URLs into this. If mods, you can run that. Oh, no, I think
I think I have it. Hold up. I think I changed it in time.
Well, does that shit work?
Let me see if it works for me.
You can't just put in a playlist, right? I'd be way too convenient.
I
Know
I like to a bow burn on the show
Tim are you seeing this shit?
There are two songs missing the playlist. Yeah, apparently the 18 naked Cowboys one got removed for me, too
I
Why I mean, I don't know
Sir, do you want to start from the bottom up I'm going for the top down
Siri shut up, bro. Do I need to order that case idea? I'm trying to eat that shit
me and Serds slowly injecting these, Trud Ranch is still up for me. If I can get it,
I'll get it. Maybe it was blocked in the region because I had a, I think Card made the playlist.
Russian roulette. Here's the deal. I'm gonna add 44 songs to the playlist. There are gonna be 24 spots.
I'm gonna leak the link to chat. The link is what allows you guys to vote, but also 24 songs can be added.
Similar. Delete.
Oh, it tells you if there's a dupe. Oh, hell yeah.
Wait, why is this thing?
I actually don't think it's a dupe though.
It just is similar, but it's not a dupe.
Fuck, this is confusing.
Release the link.
Dude, I have to put in this.
If I release it now and then I put in the songs, so Serds and Tim, I'm going right now,
through like, I'm going to do one through 20. I'm just doing one through 20 on the playlist.
Everyone just wait patiently, and then we're going to get our competition underway,
and I need to get my quesadilla ordered in my stomach.
I wonder if it tells you if it's the same one.
Oh, you can't put the same song in twice.
Oh, it auto blocks you.
Oh, that's actually fucking awesome.
Hold up!
This program is actually fucking lit.
And then you guys just vote by typing in chat.
YouTube chat. I'm sorry. This is not about you can't vote in YouTube chat. It doesn't work with YouTube chat
Which I think is cringe
Okay, I think we got all of them
All right boys, I'm gonna release the link I'm gonna release the list
I want to try to get, can one of the mods try to get the 18-naked cowboys one in if it's
available?
Alright boys.
So here is the link.
It's in there?
Alright, hell yeah.
Here is the link YouTube chat I'm giving you the link first
best Minecraft parody alright and it's full and it's full Gigi it's full it's full Gigi
Gigi, it's full.
All right, boys, welcome to the Minecraft
local parody playlist competition.
We have 64 songs.
We're going to narrow down to one today.
If you guys want to vote, you can.
You will need to vote in my Twitch chat.
All you have to do is type a one or a two.
I could also have it so everybody can vote,
but you have to vote on the website.
Should I do that instead?
Well, actually, maybe I'll do that.
You go to the website and if you go on the website, you can vote and then YouTube
check and do it as well.
Yeah, I'll do that.
I'll do that.
All right, guys, I'm going to go very quickly for round one.
I'm going to go very quickly for round one.
Oh, the poll length is stuck at a minute.
The website is going to crash?
He's working for me.
I need to get this case of you
Okay, that's Viva Lola wigg verses
But he's a real dumb guy and he makes me wanna cry
found by gold desire he fell into the never fire he fell into a dude I can't I don't think
I can do a full minute, bro.
I can't do a full minute with 32.
That's too fucked.
There are 32 rounds.
It's going to be 100.
It's going to take two and a half hours.
Can I end it early?
Oh, I can just hit choose song.
Okay. Can I change the way to vote to do it through Twitch chat? Because I'd rather have more participants in the vote.
Yeah. Okay. Let me try that. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Hold up. Let me finish ordering this quesadilla. I'm getting stressed out, boys. I wasn't ready for this today.
I'm going with a chicken quesadilla give me a little bit of salsa on the side sour cream to dampen that a bit
I don't really need a third side
Yes, so the only thing you need to do to vote is one if you want to vote for the thing on the left
To if you want to vote for the thing on right guys, there's just no integration with YouTube chat
You just got to get over it. It's just not on me, bro. It's on them
Look big bloody look big bloody look big bloody
Alright, so ready? Check this out. If I hit start poll, you can instantly vote.
So number one is I Love My Runs, Kendrick Lamar Parity.
And then this is Come On Lutty, the Come On Eileen cover.
Come on, lorry.
you
You
Hey there firebird, what's your life in that right and still all the chasing gold man tonight might be the night
I've been running faster try to pee beyond me try to get a bucket is a struggle for me
Don't pull up with a cookie, try that wood like with me
You know seven and I are what's causing me
Oh, this is our first close call
I don't wanna die before entry
Yes, I see the time to crank it on our sheet
I think I could
I'll make an ax out of some wood
I'm feeling good
Hey there, fine bird, don't you worry, I'm persistent
Now just go for I'll make a part of fight a bash and trace some pigments by design
All right, it seems hope I got some runners that'll bid me
They got to the story and see different me
Rags plan such a close vote row rags plan
Five four three
3, 2, and all get out of it.
GG.
Rex plan wins.
GG.
I'm going with majority.
All right.
Next one, like rep, rec wrap.
Is the tie of the creator one.
Damn, Ludwig.
Every time I look at you, I swear to God.
Bro, you got a rec wrap's routes.
You got a rec wrap's overworld.
and then this is welcome to the stream of alberta 1
ah here's your poem
you got recrafts measurements piglins and shit don't forget primes are free
They say that I rap past champs like him.
There's no need to forfeit, he's trying his best.
Under God's safety ban, put this dress.
Alright two to one, I'm gonna end the poll early.
Next!
We got Kato turn the lights off.
I don't know if I've ever heard this one.
Unfortunately they're going up against Ludwig Rant.
We'll see how this goes for them.
I went to a Bo Burnham show a while back
and at the end of the concert,
he just put on the auto tune, put on the track,
kinda similar to this one, and he just ranted.
Ranted about his life, about-
All right, Paul!
I know you just play this game, Paul.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
We can call it, we can call it.
90 to 10. It's unlucky. It's unlucky. All right mogul hole. Oh
This is a tough battle
That's one if you like that one you're gonna type one
Sub 10s fame
the one piece in trial.
Alright boys!
What a storm overhaul! Two for one piece!
Number one, I go here to the craft and pursuits a PB's faster than he's ever dared to imagine
This is the time known of the great local era
She will be around and bring along
All your hopes and dreams
All right, we're gonna call it 70% is enough next
Let it linger
Alright, this is a question of what you guys prefer.
Do you prefer the ability, the talent of the individual singing the parody, or do you
really just care about how much it makes you chuckle?
Because here's number one, let's listen.
number two 18-naked low cows in the showers at shud ranch big hard robin
pearls wanting to be checked 18-naked low cows wanting to be fucked shuds in
the showers at shud ranch on their runs wanting to find gold flocks
It's a very close vote. It's a very close vote right now. 50-50.
Yeah, I still got some time to finish the votes out here.
ever so hard
trading in the
you
I
Buddy part of second time
And people just really love that part of the song it has higher peaks. I think it has higher peaks
Than in the end and for that I don't feel bad that it wins it has a higher peak
It probably has a top five high peak of any song
But again, it's only round one. Let's not be too attached to the song to this point
We had a lot of rounds to go through
We got infumi. Okay. Are you tired?
pause the fucking
Competition, cause who submitted this?
Who did that?
Holy moly, as many months as Loco is old.
Thank you, the 30.
We got our Kpop team in Hunters?
He is his own worst enemy
Call the fat bull cow, cause he didn't know how
But that is a lie
And Fumi gets a fuckin' bye, yeah
He's not dying now
He's shining like he's out of your free
Or?
Wait, is this in French?
I haven't heard this one
Oh, I did hear it.
I remember this one.
We got some francophobes in the chat.
Why are you guys all spamming one?
I'm going with one next.
Oh, you guys know this one.
This is a battle.
Do you prefer one of the worst quality recordings ever made
That has a charm to it, or an absolute peak example of quality production.
So am I
Fiber's always been pale
You'll be back
Time will tell
You'll remember that you farmed us well
Oceans spun
Death by fall
We have watched you reset through it all
And we push
Watchin' me
Piglets are falling, places be calling
All of that and still no sun, if see
Comes to Chubb, we will spin this in your chair
And lastly, you remind me that you're washed
Wow, that was a very close vote within fifty. If you guys haven't voted yet, guys, look,
You could have made a difference here. We're going to go with the lolcow version of you'll be back.
Next one.
Oh, I forgot about this one.
I
Or central C
How can he be rich and gold rank? He's a low cow
He loved it a bastion find back laughing cuz he did lot of it grow out what I can the pigs must say he in touch and ask
are we dying now who's why is he celebrating good to the fuckfire as
ran out somebody tell Ludwig that can't
bridge those sand and slaps off the end platform because you're over high to the
post from the fucking chat post the black square here got all his
rods my slip but he just thought them out i don't know about you but that's a
tough one to go up against speaking of tough one to go up against
I fucked my sister because I am Frange.
Well, this one's also pretty good, too.
I didn't even love the chat, he spent me cold one
He's dying, I think I've reset the run
I leave in bed, oh yeah, my mix I'm from Mars
Alright, let's run it
Next!
Folom
You're on the phone with him through me, he's upset, he's going off about that stupid last
See you death- All right, next!
Did I even know this one?
Well it goes like this, you troll, you die, leaving blood in the run's throne, cause he
doesn't get your gameplay like I do.
I'm in the queue, it's a typical Tuesday night, another hunger reset before the end fight,
and here-
Alright, it's a full-on win.
Okay, another LeBae, the good kid version.
Don't you know this rose?
I get quiet watching you get turned around
You and big links, they're in silence
Don't you dare try to break that clock
I had to check because I thought this was good kid
I don't think you watched the guide
I'm begging you to stop
Stop hold up
Do this sounds like good kid
Oh is a beautiful thing
And it makes the big room screen
Who you want to win
Gap on Baltimore, new technique
H.I. watch this flop the fly
Oh, how I wish you'd wake up one day
Get up, coach, and grind some routes
At least just let me say
That when I watch you
It's not close, it's a tough one to go against
Alright
Oh, God
Okay, we got Man Child
Oh
Which one you like to?
I think this is pretty close to be honest.
Boys sitting chats in the streets he's playing
There's a cute word for it. I know
Guys it is literally a one vote difference
I'm telling you if you haven't voted yet like literally one vote makes a difference we got lose yourself
One shot one opportunity to see Golden MCS R ranked
In one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo, his palms are sweaty, stout his weak arm was heavy this-
Or?
Why don't we lay bait today?
We're trying to light an iron in his hot bar already, find spaghetti he's nervous and
with the purpose Tim is getting ready to take clips showing him hope luds forgetting the
music of circus clown to plays oh so loud he opens his inventory and the eyes fall out
he's choking how everybody's choking now he starts to frown but he can't forfeit now teleport
I think it's pretty clear as 20% lead we're gonna go with living next oh this is crazy
This is the original.
This is that as an original.
you
I'm chatting and I'll backseat you too.
Outside of Minecraft, if we want, we'll find Bergle, never find us, and we'll have Halloween on Christmas, and in the night, we'll wish to find the end.
I give my prime not to infuse me, but to you in this life.
Gotta make it through the end.
Smile.
Down with the doors rising
There'll be plenty more
Down with the doors rising I almost think just the idea to make a parody of the song
To come at it with the aim because everyone's making their lyrics like
like, you're a little cow fucking chud, you're a little cow fucking chud, and this is the
first time somebody decided to contextualize my run by referring to me as stepson of peter.
I think it just makes it so unique.
Like what an a- nobody has thought- I don't really- I don't think I've ever heard that
ever.
For- I've been alive 30 years, peter's been my stepfather for like 10, I don't think
anyone's ever referred to be a stepson of Peter.
The price of gold ones, not a price that you're willing to pay.
You cry in your...
No, I got to say this to Peter.
...you hurled in the void when you consistently died.
Why so bold?
In the stronghold ahead of the op
And I will never rest for a second again
Twelve more rise, I have beacons in mouth
The last advancement announces the end.
They all said I'm just a locale, what a fool to believe their lies.
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away.
Let yourself fucking on.
But remember a spike of pudding falling is something you need to be told.
You'll be cold soon you'll see.
Now they fall and I'm at the end
Are you ready now to die?
I came off from cold one and into iron
For the first time I feel like gold
I can fly like a light dress
Strike like a husk
Do you think you can survive?
The end
Okay, we got a green day parody versus the acapella Naruto intro.
We're not a try I think it's rising spirit. I think it's a fighting songs on a really
I know you wanted me to stay, but I can't even know the crazy piglins in this room today, and you are...
Alright.
We got Pink Pointy Clawfors about Burnham.
Until you like we're getting through all your pals away
I'm having wicked dreams of leaving
I'm gonna climb until never I was was he
Making for me proud find that tape watching me
messed up dig down a
Panic
TNT explode
He makes a sea change request
The opponent's not listening to his behest
Is this cold one?
Or is it just a fat locale?
A locale playing Minecraft
He sees his baby go
I know he's gonna scream
Like, what have we done?
You're a fat locale child
And you throw in a run of fire.
Fat locale, a locale playing Minecraft.
you
What they like to listen to, not necessarily what was higher effort to agree, you know?
We know this one or the leap and levy secret tunnel one
Don't let the mining get you down Don't let those fashion pics turn your smile
into a frown. When the nether is dark as bats, that's when you get a crown.
Hey!
Get through it all, and we push,
Come to show.
We will spin the senior chart in less,
Let you remind you that you're washed for low, low, low count.
Low, low, low, low, low, low count. Low, low, low, low count.
Low, low, low, everybody!
Oh
These are gonna get really hard if we're already within a few percentage points on round two
The original if you guys remember this one
I
Can listen to the song or the original
I
Reminds me that one song isn't an original it might be that one song
It's like a tick-tock trend song
I'm strong
It's like it done it done it done it done it done it done me with no reason. Hey, you know what I'm talking about
You got me on that. All right boys next round. Let's keep it rolling
Rex playing we know this one
I move ahead
Or ranked down this is the one we just heard
the
hello
again i leave you guys by just betting in the votes gets a thousand people in the twitch chat
the twitch chat is where you have to vote unfortunately to chat this and website does not have youtube
API compatibility. What if you're the one on the left to win? Two if you want the one on the right to win.
We're over halfway through our voting and it seems like a very clear number once we're gonna move on here.
All right we got all the way they are. Are you tired? I can tell that you're tired.
This is gonna be interesting because you got infumi on the left. Your eyes turn gray. You make chat to be
silent you said how did i die but the and this is too
don't you know this round i get quiet watching you get turned around you and big blitz there in
silence don't you dare try to break that glass
now technically obviously the right one is a lot better than the left one
i'll take you one more time
but it's not about which one's technically better it's just about which one you like
listening to more you think you're so misunderstood the locale of mcs are tough
like and the answer is the one on the right holy s*** infumi don't look at this i don't
i hope he's not here the virtual eyes all right fat little couch
Watch that ping-pong club.
We're gonna wear it later with the voices.
I'm not as red as it's where I'm playing like I'm back in cold one. I'm gonna keep on growing like a fat
Oh catch up, fat, oh catch up.
A third Loewe song has hit the song battle I owe.
now.
He's probably the two most parodied artists, Chaperone and Loewe.
Guys, this is literally within one vote.
This is within one vote. You guys need to vote.
One for the left!
Two for the right.
Ah, very close. Within 14 votes.
The way they want is very very well made that that's very well made well if you were sad that
Fat little couch should lost you might like our next hit fat little cow club
just knocked him down and now he's gonna shout or the original made by
almost worthy
I'm a hot speed in soul, speed up and down,
should I die ten times, where we start I must,
to the end of the world, to the end of the world.
Paul is starting.
My God, how did I die?
One sipping pony club.
And I'm starting to cry, oh, my God.
You're just not that guy, Mr. Stronghold.
This is one.
Would you hear him right now?
If you like, you can type one in chat.
To the back, look out for your-
And if you would like what you hear right now,
you press two.
Don't choke this now, yeah, yeah.
Don't choke this now, you fell over.
Yeah, let me know to you what you're gonna do.
If we bring the rock to the moon,
I'm going to keep on losing at the fast local club, I'm going to keep on watching and I'll
use my priceless.
Both of these are good.
Yeah dude.
That is the exact problem I've been dealing with all day.
But either way, it seems like our original is going through, congrats almost worthy.
We are halfway through, about halfway through our round two.
The out of tune piano playing belting it.
or two. This is the guy belting come on I lean parody. Come on, buddy.
Oh, I swear that I mean at this moment, you mean everything
Throw an address, oh the piglet's confess that you're dirty
Oh, come on, laddie
Vote small as fuck
You've been chased
Wow, a 15 vote difference
That was an absolute nail biter, bro.
Holy shit, what a nail biter, bro.
Here's the deal.
I'm not going to do a recount.
I'm gonna keep the results
You guys voted for it if you're mad be mad at yourselves
Because got some tough competition I got dirty little locale
or
type with a smile
I hate to run and didn't die
And now I'll open up the stream
Number two might be going top five, bro. We got to go with it. Uh, big lead for it next
Well, this is tough. These are two very well produced ones
A lot of time to flame it
And it's like an hour with an hour of time
We all fear the Hickey League
Are you really gonna die in a live up?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mining and crafting, they're just one and the same
Same, you're still not at gold, you're just gold
I can call one God in the world mind
I wish we didn't need it, Jason will never sleep
There are such different vibes for most solo produce, I wouldn't be mad at whoever moves on.
One for the left, song you're listening to right now, two for the right, song you're listening to right now.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, I am nervous for how these semi-finals are going to go. Number two wins.
Let's keep it rolling.
How to vote? You gotta vote on Twitch, God, sorry. It's not available on YouTube.
Blood is a real dumb guy.
Really good timbre here. Beckett's killing it.
And he makes me wanna cry.
What if you like that one too, if you like this one?
I
Me cold
To win my battle seems so far away
Now my PV is sub 20
I believe I can win this match
Bound by gold desire
He fell into the nether fire
He fell into a burning nether fire
He went down, down, down
Finally
It's a bit of a long slide
He fell off yesterday
Let's give him the dub and go next
Oof
I went to a Bo Burnham show
We got the Ludwig Grant Bo Burnham parody
end of the concert he just put on auto tune put on the track kind of similar
to this one and he just ranted ranted about his life about his journey also
about or let it linger tough competition I'm telling you we got a lot of good
songs y'all every round feels like it's stuff stacked give him an easier opponent
There are no easier opponents for every song and this is a god damn banger.
this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right. I don't think that I can handle
This right
I don't think that I can handle this right I look at them. They're just chatting at me like come and watch the log
While he crashes out and throws another run
And life can see you keep stropping rank
Just keep calling him chud
Think that I can handle this
You always die in the night
They're always watching you from base
What do you ever even make it?
Do you make it?
It won by six votes. It's our first 50-50. Six votes, bro. It is tough, to be honest,
because this one was like probably more impactful to the actual race to gold.
Um, 15 pigs run toward me.
Like when it came up, contextually, it hit. But when you listen to it against this one
directly. This one just sounds better for sure. Like I'm thinking arguably it sounds better.
But again, contextually, this one wasn't even played during the runs. This one was.
So the rant, like, but the rant doesn't have like any part of it that's like awesome.
But this one also, again, can actually matter a lot. Here's the deal.
We're never doing a recount, but I don't mind flipping a coin.
I don't mind letting the gods decide the winner with six votes of difference that might have changed shift the poll lasted another second and so close that I don't feel bad not going with what the majority rule because I don't really even know if it was the majority.
I mean it was a six vote difference you start to factor in that YouTube check and even vote.
They really could have gone either way it's a true 5050 it's the only poll that was single digit.
We let the guys decide this one. Sometimes that's how it works in this world.
You know what? I actually agree with the coin.
Because here's the thing, I think the rant would have gotten crushed next round of the competition,
because it just doesn't sound that good compared to another song directly.
But the rant was really impactful to the run, and here's the deal.
He's gonna end up in the video about this journey because it was so important contextually
He's never hitting gold, we're in agreement
See?
He's my cool, fat, old cow
Cause he didn't know how
But that is our love for now
Right now, I believe
He's going up, up, up
It's our moment
You know together we're going
It's gonna be, gonna be golden
Oh, oh, oh, oh, P-P-P-P-P-Potitions
We wait this day
So far away do you think you can reach it?
You can reach it
Let's get into gameplay
So I'm dreamin' from the stone age
Streamer with another aim fame
Cause you're some hard-wired hardware
You're not muddy, it's ironic
Cause you're ironed like I'm wrong, baby
Stinky tube you think it's all about
You know I think I do a hot stuff
So, cutie told me there's a chance you can keep her
Cause all she could say was he needs to go deep
And keep it up deep and how often you're done
Uh huh, he's gonna be gonna be gold one
Oh, he's gonna die
And now he's shining
Now he's out of your free
Alright
We only have three left y'all
How can I be reaching gold rank?
He's a low cow
Oh my god.
I just saw what's going up against.
What?
Hugging the pigs but saying he ain't touch em.
I just saw what's going up against.
I'm just saying it's going up against.
And while he's celebrating, go to the fortfire as ran out.
Pass.
Somebody tell Ludwig that.
Can't bridge those sand and slaps off the end platform because you're overhanging a post
from now when you're throwing the match.
You're throwing the match.
Look, the final game, take a go.
Stop making a song for the folk in the game.
I thought my sister because I am French I live in Paris and I make some from Mars
My eyes don't go in appropriately because I love the inbreeding
it's really
i am shocked at the voting right now what if you like the central ct for the slime
the
Hello?
Hello.
Oh, I did not mean to call you.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, no worries.
Fair enough.
Okay.
Did we really just let this happen?
Did you guys really not let the Franchman through?
Am I reading this correctly?
You guys let the Franchman die.
I mean, one sounds good.
good. I think you guys just like the central C song. I am personally shocked. I am personally
shocked. I personally put Franchman in my top five. It's not close. It's not close.
But that's not how you guys voted.
I'm using my one time to scramble
damn Ludwig every time I look at you I swear to god bro you got req wraps
that Ludwig gets a one-time scramble y'all it's how it works for every gold rank I hit I get
one scramble sorry boys it is what it is you got req wraps overworld you got req
Measurments, piglins and shit, don't forget, primes are fri-
They say that I rap passions like him
If you voted out all accepted I only get one scramble but
My eyes to my portals and my chest, like him
My golden mind, by a chart
My eyes don't guide me properly because of
I love the inbreeding, it's really weird
We're
I live in Paris I have genetic disorders
Yeah, my blood is poison because I am wrong and I am a pedophile
But that's not everyone
I can't.
It is a two vote difference between them.
I'll be consistent.
I'll flip a coin in single digit.
The gods will decide his fate.
You know what?
I actually am happy that Slime's lost because I think this list is ultimately
indicative of your taste. And I would rather it reflect what I
consider a failure of taste than be corrected by outside forces.
Do you know what I mean? Like I would rather you look like
shit and be embarrassed because other people think you have a
bad list, then correct it to show you guys the right path.
Do you know what I mean? Let let you guys trip over your own
feet.
I'm not salty, like some people prefer watching Iron Man to the departed, who am I to judge
them?
Do they have worse taste?
Yes.
There are some people out there, right, who genuinely wake up and say my favorite anime
Demon Slayer.
Okay.
Alright.
Like...
That is more telling to the people around you.
Then me letting you know, hey, buddy.
The song exists.
Freerun exists.
It's not that it exists.
One piece exists.
C
Slip inside the empty air
Another shot exceed
You say that you
You had an Eden, but all the chatter shows reason, but it's time for speed.
So you're starting a match for my woman.
One if you like the fallen tail is to have covered two if you like the don't have to make a cover.
You said the last deployment had to cheat.
You've already peaked here and I am free.
Then you'll spawn Tim will start a track Ask for another map to play, build another
I don't think this one should have been as close as it was. This is like a vocal masterpiece.
That is such a beautiful 10 seconds stretch of any song like genuinely that's so well
song. Alright our final matchup. Oh no. My scramble has created drama.
Oh no. What have I done? What have I done?
what a shoot with throne runs and snipers through the night oh my god I
don't know how this is gonna go now this is drama boys we got drama on the
book show that I'm gonna play a full minute I'm really gonna play full
I'm going to let you guys have two minutes of vote.
be so hard bro that's 90 seconds we're gonna play a full 90 here how can he be
rich and gold rank he's a locale he landed the bastion fine bug laughing cuz he did
Ludwig row what hugging the pigs but saying he touched down
this is so fucking hard
which wise he's celebrating got to the fork fire as ran out
pass somebody tell Ludwig that can't bridge those sand and slaps off the end platform
cuz you're over high see a post from that when you're throwing the match
Ludwig coming to go so i'm making a song for the folk in chat post the blank
where he got his rungs and i slept for good thought them out i don't know about you but
Let it might die. I mean look at his height and he ain't made a boat to clutch it
There's so much to see and on you like using your shoes intended hot
He's not crafting but he found my roving so let's intense to enter did I sit back and sometimes wonder
The life would have been a flood never did take them risk thank you open ranked
Co-ranked but he can't go under never forfeit for the mental assosment the local strong
I'm giving you a full 90 here. I said a full 90.
I can't even talk about a co-won.
All right
How can he be reaching gold rank? He's a local see letter the bestion find back laughing cuz he did love me
Like in the pigs busy and touch them. That's how we die in now. Who's why they celebrate ting go to the full fire
I ran out. How can he be reaching gold rank? He's a local see letter the bestion find back laughing kids. He did love me
ground
What in the pigs busy he and touch them ask are we dying now?
I really need everyone to participate in this poll. This is our last poll of round of 16 round of 32. Excuse me
Number one is steps on a Peter someday you die to a blade
not to find
Number two is central seat. Take them risk. Thank you open ranked
Co-ranked, but he can't go under, never forfeit for the mental.
Number two percent of the local streamer is smoking.
I don't know if that local is gonna mention his name if he's talked about a Co-1.
Alright.
How can he be reaching Goldrank?
He's a local.
I'm budding to hold up where's the chat
He let it the best you find back laughing cuz he did Ludwig Rao
What?
Hugging the pigs but say he ain't touch them that's how we die and now
Who's was he celebrating good for the fortfire as well as right now
How can he be reaching good like he's on the top
He let it the best you find back laughing cuz he didn't love the ground
What?
Hugging the pigs but say he ain't touch them that's how we die and now
Who's was he celebrating good to the fortfire as well as right now
It's not close, y'all. Haha, it's not close. It's not close. Somehow I shuffled in both
Central Sea and Slime Lost. I shuffled to get them both in and they both lost. You know
I don't feel too bad because remember we're the run of 32 y'all if you were a 50-50 to make it into the round of 16
You're never gonna make it to the the semi finals. You just weren't let's let's keep it a buck
Bro, you just weren't gonna make it to the semis, you know, and I get my one time and I get my one time
All right y'all round of 16
All bangers
Don't you know
You get turned around
You and Big Liz there in silence
Don't you dare try to break that claw
Alright
And they recent recent recent recent recedes
Yeah
I've been wondering best Don't try to pee beyond me
Trying to get a bucket Is a struggle for me
Don't pull up with don't be trying to work like with me, you know, seven
Very close we're gonna go next 80 to 20. It's not very close
Cause you ain't ever gonna die in love at all
So, that he can't wait
He knows it's too late as in the...
Please, I love you, baby!
You're cold, soon gone
Now I'm gonna say more than ever
You're more like me
You can do that
You can do this life
We can stay there just like brothers
Come on, Lurdy
Oh, I swear that I lean at this moment
You mean everything to me
This is our prayer
It's so tough, one is sung so softly, one is sung so low, powerfully.
you
You
In the nether to a big heart
Lock in to get you one cycle in the end fight
For the day you escape from our love
Old one, oh he's the dying
Now he's shining, now he's of you free
All right, 20% gap next.
All right, we know this one.
This one's gonna be tough.
Cold.
Twin my battle seems so far away.
Now my PB is sub 20.
Oh, I believe I can win this match.
Okay, that's Cole.
I'm not half the chud I used to be
There's a fine bird blooming over me
Oh, iron came suddenly
Stone it, then
Here it is, oh, I'm gonna be okay
I don't got a bit of thank you
You saved my need, here's my
It's wooden face
I hope this shit that I can sail away
To break them apart from home. I'm sinking fast. I'm mad. I'm trapped inside just jumping slow. Let's make some love. And now we need to go deeper than he does.
But baby, oh, the ground, hell's pain. And so on, baby, please, I can't, oh, my, I still.
Dude, very, very, very big credit to Almost Worthy. This song rules.
But the people have spoken yesterday once
Forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes
I
Did both these are so
Then it goes.
Here's the deal, I think two should win.
This is just such a fun line to spam and chat and sing.
Yeah, I forget the next couple lines, but then it goes.
But I agree it should lose our final round y'all these are other original
Or we got coral
Too much ego in your head
And you're all stuck in
You're always buying my nether
You're always watching you from there
These brats
Do you ever even make it?
Do you make it?
But I guess the crowd may watch it more
I just really hope you choose
All right, it's our only our last round our last round of ground 16 shout out to
original Oni
All right, boys. Welcome to this the quarter finals. Welcome to the quarter finals, y'all.
We got Lou Avae versus Man Child.
Oh, my.
you
I
I couldn't say I did something wrong but I still longed for gold, cold.
is the end of yesterday. It was such an easy game to play. It was a very tough
whole. I think I just think they're both so well
sung. I think two probably takes it due to I think there's a slightly higher level
production value like in terms of the video but also the like the background
layered vocals on top. Like this part right here.
But it's like, it's literally like a preference thing.
So it's a nail biter.
Alright, last one, y'all.
4?
This stuff.
This thing is so different.
He knows it's too late, as he misses a pearl
Someday you die to a blaze
Someday in the nether to a big heart
Lock in to get your one cycle in the end fight
For the day you escape from mine
I give my pride not to find birth, but to you
Your soul will slide away
But I'm not a phoenix
But Chad will say
Teach me how to find strong old cords
You can place a new door
In this climb, believers are smoking top shelf.
Yeah, man, that's a tough one, bro.
You know, I think, I think I would agree.
I think I would, I think I would personally throw snake eater above.
I think the song allows the parody lyrics to shine more, whereas really what I appreciate about this one is just the singing of the person, not the parody.
I don't even know the words of this one really.
I just like the way they sing.
There's not like a line from it I've latched on to and I think ultimately when we find the winner here
It's it's a combination of a song like leaping. Let me leap in. Let me
Mixed with an enjoyable listen all the way through kind of needs both elements
Right and this one has the the opposite problem of the leaping. Let me where there's it's a beautifully song song
But it doesn't have that moment and this one I think kind of has both which is why I understand it moving on and entering our semi
final
battle
There are currently, I'm going to put two minutes on the clock for these two, four songs remaining.
I'm going to start at the 1.30 mark and let it play all the way through.
And then I'm going to start at the second half of this one.
Some day you die to a blade
And if you fail to one, you're gonna be typing one in chat
Some day in the nether to a big hog
Lock in to hit your one-cycle in the end fight
For the day you escape from mine
I give my prime not to find birth
But to you
In this climb
Believers are smoking top shelf
Blind is what you look like when you shoot
I'm still in your stream, step son of peter
This is number one, you got to scare me number one.
This is number two.
So I saw that she's about to agree on the final form
It's a solid time, I'm only getting older
The strength is such a border to climb on
I've got a 27 minute average smile
Everybody's getting gold and I'm so stuck in there
Everybody's getting gold
Everybody's getting too cold
But at least I can talk to a man
One, two, three
And here is your vote, boys
You guys still stuck an iron to the Waybay parody or our stepson of Peter parody one if you like the stepson of Peter
It's like the way they saw those are your two options there both are absolutely fantastic would be my man at either one winning
I mean true absolute genuine bangers
Just to give you a couple of the highlights here
Some day you'll fly, I've got a 27 minute average time, everybody's getting a gold and I'm so stuck in line.
Alright boys, make sure if you haven't voted yet, you vote!
I need you to just type one, if you like, the Metal Gear Solid Son of Peter Simpson Peter, or two for the Loewey, still suck an iron.
You die to a blaze,
You die in the nether to a big hog,
Locked in to hit your one cycle in the end fight,
For the day you escape from our line,
I give my prime
Not to find bird, but to you
Missed my beds and threw my windmiles
To the both so electric
To both so electric
Minecraft paradise in my room
Hope that one day I will fly out to gold
you
Just for a while, and time gives a smile, If the cold run was ending, you'd be watching
You die to a blaze
You teach how to have a poll on the screen, you guys. Please participate. I'm curious what you guys prefer here.
They're both amazing, guys! They're still losing!
Unless you don't participate in the vote, you have another two minutes to vote, y'all.
And I give my prime Not to Feinberg, but to you
In this climb Believers are smoking top shelf
If the door was empty I'm gonna be watching you
I'd want to be boxing you.
Blind is what you look like when you shoot.
But I'm still in your stream, stepson of Peter
You can still hate gold in your dream, stepson of Peter
So very difficult options. So I'm going to let you sit with the songs that you've heard.
You've heard a lot of songs today. Just really think and finish your final vote.
song did you prefer? Was it type of the smile one or step son of Peter two? 10 seconds left.
Your final chance to vote.
Four, three, two, one.
Can I tell you something, Chet?
I ran two polls. I ran one poll on this website. The winner was Stepson of Peter. A 51 to 49%
margin. A less than 30 vote difference. I ran the same poll on YouTube. A 51 to 49% difference
with the opposite result. Literally, the exact same difference, the opposite result. Guys,
here's the deal. We're going to end it with a coin flip. I could not pick. I could not
dream of picking. I love them both. We'll end it with a coin flip. I think it's right.
I think it's just the gods will decide today. But we understand that no matter what the
coin picks, it doesn't the track from the other. We both appreciate Wacant and Big Brady
for the songs that they made for us. There can only be one winner. Congratulations.
Stepson of Peter.
In this life, there'll be plenty more.
The court doesn't lie. Slime.
We'll hit sub 10 and that wraps up our bracket y'all honestly I do think the one conclusion
I have there was a lot of bangers bro I think that's the one takeaway there was a lot of
bangers. Thank you everybody who made a song. I'm very appreciative. I'm lucky to have you
guys as a community. And there's some talented motherfuckers in there.
I
Anyway you guys
Mystics I hit gold
And we are wrapping up our Minecraft journey
And what a journey it's been, y'all.
Don't worry.
Steps on Peter still has one final job.
He needs to do in the Minecraft world.
But I'll give myself a little break anyway y'all I will not be live tomorrow I am going
to a wedding so I won't be free my next stream will be Saturday and be live at 10 a.m. Pacific
The stream's gonna last well over 12 hours.
That'll be the next time I see you.
Should be a banger.
Letting a wheel control my life.
In fact.
Hold up.
This might be a bit of a mistake, but whatever.
Too late.
One moment.
No, I'm not queuing up a game right now.
This is, this is it.
This might be a fucking mistake, but you guys have some power here.
Okay, you have the opportunity to do something incredibly funny.
You see, State Farm approached me with this idea for a stream where you guys control my life for 24 hours.
You'd have the option between a good decision, something State Farm approved, like have a massage,
or let a wheel with random options on it control my life.
It's like, go to a park in 1v1 A Stranger for a thousand dollars,
or make a smoothie, but check it's a choose what goes to the point.
The stream's supposed to start this Saturday at 10am, but there's a problem.
I told them that I'd put whatever the top comment is on this short on the wheel.
be nice. That's the deal. Whatever the top comment is, I'll do. Just whatever you make
it. Okay, consider the ramifications of it. Why would you want me to be bald? You literally
hated watching my stream when I was bald. Go to Epstein Island. Okay, yeah, I knew it
was a fucking mistake. Okay. Okay. Alright, never mind. It was a fucking mistake. I shouldn't
have done it. Top comment hit emerald and MCSR. Okay, it's more like something I can
do. Okay. I mean, I can try. Yeah, sure. I probably not that much harder than hitting
the old probably not for you.
All right, y'all. I am out. I'm going to wrap up the stream, y'all.
I'm going to wrap up the stream and just chill for a little bit,
it, but appreciate y'all hanging out today. This not only has been an awesome stream,
but an awesome series of streams. Next stream against Saturday. And that'll be the letting
my stream and letting a wheel control my life for a day. So see y'all then. And that's it.
That's it. I think it's only fitting we can let him play his
you
All right y'all
And this climb, believers are smoking top shelf.
Blind is what you look at when you're just starting his MCSR rank journey.
I believe he's in pole right now.
Thank you guys for watching.
Gold Ludwig is out.
See you later.