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Welcome back everybody welcome back
Guys
Back to Minecraft already will look I didn't realize the announcement was gonna be this early, but I did hint
And that I had one final thing to do before actually claiming my retirement.
And the announcement of that thing dropped today.
Thank you very much for the stubs, boys.
Let's take a look at the prom, Manoni.
Tackle spits.
Appreciate it.
Do you still want your jacket?
What is that in reference to?
Because I remember something vaguely about a jacket one time in my life.
Thoughts on Bad Bunny Half Time, we talked about it.
I posted about it.
Nover, you're asking too many questions that I've already answered and it's pissing me
off.
Stop typing!
You're making me mad, Nover!
I just started the stream!
I-I-I've talked about it at Nauseam, I'm going viral on Twitter for it!
And you're spamming at seven damn times!
Sorry, it's okay.
Just sometimes you want to know something so bad
that you don't even consider that it already has been answered.
And I feel like it comes across a bit selfish, like your time is more valuable than other people's.
We basically had a class where I taught you what 2 plus 2 is, and then the next day you're like,
Like teacher, what's your plus two?
Teacher, what's your plus two?
And it's like, brother, we had a class about this.
My mom showed me your tweet.
Dude, your mom, Loki, might be cooler than you.
Did you watch the Super Bowl?
Ah!
What is up boys welcome back to the stream hope you're all having a fan
pastic Monday Tuesday Tuesday we're alive a bit early today we do have a
sponsor coming up a bit later should be kind of cool actually we're going
against Super TF in NBA 2K, which I'm actually kind of excited for, but that'll be a little
later today. For now, for now, we have to talk about the return. Wait, am I streaming in
30 FPS again?
No.
Actually,
it's definitely 60 and you're wrong, right? For sure.
It is 60?
Okay, just time out the person who said 30 for 24 hours.
No, and it's no shade to you.
It's just that genuinely,
oh, it is 30 for you.
Ah, gasp.
Is it 30 or 60?
I don't know, I had mods say 60.
Now I'm seeing a wall of 30.
Damn.
Okay.
Here's the deal, boys.
I think it's just his fault.
Straight up.
Yeah, I see.
I see the issue I see the issue and I can't resolve it anymore I can say I will
fix it I'll fix it for tomorrow's stream unfortunately I cannot fix it while
live take it back okay dude Tim has an awesome job I'm gonna get I'm gonna say
Tim has an awesome job. I asked him to switch it to 60 and I saw Tim. I'm not gonna lie. I think
six in the morning his time watching Liam in slime play Minecraft.
He's not awake right now. I don't think he's awake.
Anyway, y'all.
Guys, let's take a look at the announcement.
Alright, let's just take a look at it.
Here it is.
Gold Gamer back for one more job
Specifically the mid-offs three
Now if you don't know the mid-offs is a tubo run tournament that is supposed to be like the playoffs
For MCS are ranked but with shitters. Okay, let's take a look at the trailer. I've not seen it yet
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my utmost honor to invite you back to the middle.
I just had to see the footballer!
Oh my god!
Mid-Obs is just around the corner!
Wait, is that Sapporata?
Of Isshiz Minecraft Civ?
He's my opponent?
I'm going against role players?
Double! Give me some real competition!
I think I've met Bill's own real life, not intimidated so far.
Super TF and Good Times of Scar.
I like how they put Super TF in a submissive position.
I think it's apt for his character and I think he will bend over to most competitors in
this competition.
Sorry, this might be a dumb question.
Is there somebody called secret or is it a secret competitor?
I don't mean to be rude if that is a creator's name.
Oh, it's Evbo.
Evbo!
Evbo?
Like the Evbo?
What the fuck is Evo doing in the competition?
See you in the finals, little bro?
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, this is going to be like the fucking Super Bowl and I'm going to be drink fucking
May and everyone's gonna fucking beef jump the stables gap hole triple toe gap the stables hole with my beef jump
Okay, okay, so it's like uh everyone else
Epic time to scar
Super T after nonononononononononononosaps and then Lutterwig. It's like cut the fucking music
What is that like what is that
I am literally the highest skilled speedrunner in this competition just to clarify
Nobody is better than me right now
Hold on, let's take a look at these.
K4 Kyle F, okay.
Follum in rattles.
Fruit berries in question mark.
Boosfer in hacks.
Silver runs in deraptue.
Oh my god.
So far, none of these coaching assistant coaches duos are good enough for me.
Pound cakes and Fineburg pound cakes is all right
In foomey it who else is that tappel it looks like tappel skin. Yeah, it's tappel
Curr away
Do you see that
Is age reaching me quicker than most
I think it's Twitter compression, I cannot read that.
Draft tooth, wait, so what is a draft?
Who's drafting?
Draft day one, day two finale.
So what are they drafting?
The coaches are drafting players.
Why?
Why were the coach's drafts players?
To help them?
That's how it works, Tubbo's a part of the fucking machine.
That is rich.
That is rich, Tubbo, so that's how this operation works.
So you get your Netherite goons to draft which silver players they pluck from the streets
to become a part of their cabal.
The winner gets to join the ranks, the losers stuck in the working class.
Have a chance at the games.
One of you from your poor districts will be able to hang out with us at the Capitol.
You know what, every coach assistant coach duo drafts two players.
What, why can I ask a question?
Why the fuck is Deraptu in the event when I'm literally a better player than him as an assistant coach?
I don't get it.
What are we doing here?
We got Deraptu as an assistant click.
Brother Follum is he an assistant and so that's fine
I'm just saying a lot of these names don't make sense
Is there a full list somewhere I need to judge these coaches. Where's the list?
Show me the list. I need to see the list. Where's the list of coaches? Where is it?
Where is it mid-offs?
Follum's a great assistant coach if he's the actual coach GG like call it call it maybe in the event right now
Okay, what tell me why I looked at mid-offs on Twitter and I see this fucking post
mid-off three predictions evbo nominal gravy saps bits old D town cat Ludwig
What are we in sixth?
It's like, you know, no offense, imbecile, imbecile.
I should be the number two seed behind Evbo, who is an industry plant.
It's foolish buckly.
Foolish buckly.
you
I was writing a strongly worded email.
Let's just say that one of my competitors might drop out after they read what I wrote
them. Okay, let's take a look at the coach lists.
Stacked lists. Okay, thank you very much. By the way, foolish
buckly for getting this all together. Head coaches, head
coach, follow. Oh, fuck me. Okay. Who the hell is Kyle? Okay.
Curry weighs a head coach. Oh my god, bro
So this might not come up but one in 8,000 strongholds is actually gonna be a seven
I and I know this because if you don't know I know reset run and I'm trying to reach 100,000 completions
So you could actually send the three rod right here if you wanted
And then fall on coaching.
So I pause this exact frame right here.
And actually, if you switch to your shovel to hit this blaze,
it will explode the other blaze,
saving you 15 frames, allowing you to blind earlier.
Like, thanks.
Sure. Hey, yeah.
That one will come up.
And then Feinberg, I'm a terrorist, you know, so it's like, who do I even want?
Who do I even want and I don't get the pick?
I actually don't know who I want. Hacks, dude.
Hacks would be tough. I'm not gonna lie.
So you probably want like seven iron if you're gonna go to the nether but also this morning
I had toast and I actually never have toast when I wake up in the morning because usually
in the morning I'll have like a bowl of rice but I had toast this morning because I woke
up and I was like maybe it's a toast day today yeah you probably want to go to the bathroom
here anyway so like I'm having toast and I'm thinking of myself jam or butter and then
I put both jam and butter yeah it's a stables by the way oh you died anyway so yeah uh it's
Like, I don't know man, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, this is gonna be hard, bro.
I don't know Fru berries to be fair outside of gameplay.
I thought Fru berries is more of a Minecraft player
than a speed runner.
Does that make sense?
In Fumi coach, dude, I watched a stream where in Fumi coach this guy, the guy was good too.
He was like diamond and most of the coaching stream was in Fumi mooting up, muting up and
being like, yeah, so I'm not sure like if I should keep uploading on my second channel.
And and then the you hear the player, maybe I, maybe I blind here.
And then and then he would like blind and then if we would be like on mute, he'd be
like, yeah, you probably just want to make a decision quicker and then you'd be like,
so like the way they is like, she's like, probably gonna tour soon.
And I don't know if I should spend the money on tickets for it.
Like, he's not fucking locked in like that, bro.
He's not locked in like that.
Silver could be interesting.
silver ever coached who's this Kyle guy Kyle's a mystery to me nominal gravy
thing of the 300 rate orators who's this Kyle guy well well well wait who's
nominal gravy. Why are we getting well well welled? We're getting well well
welled. Silver coached two times in one. Well sorry, half the equation is gonna be
the assistant coach. So who's paired with who? Are these are these
equivalent by the way? In the sense that Folham is with Rad, BBM is with Curry, or
are these not together? Or is this part of the drafts? Oh, they also draft their assistant
coach. Oh, so it really is the bourgeoisie get to decide everything. The gods get to
choose their demigods and their human warriors to fight amongst themselves for their entertainment.
big monkey is easily the best player amongst the assistant coaches. No? Actually, there's
a quite a few actually that are quite good. But I think big, big monkey is the best.
K4 is probably the most experienced coach.
K4 is probably the most experienced coach of anyone in this list.
The thing with K4 though is he gets bored.
Like K4 has been coaching Liam and he coached Liam to gold quite quickly, but I was watching
Liam play last night and K4 was just fucking trolling him.
Like it's a really fucked up nether, I see Liam try to route towards the bastion, he's
trying to take terrain, K4 just says dig up, brother digs into the ceiling of the nether
I'm not lying cuts up and I'm being dead as 300 blocks of nether rack before arriving to the bastion with point
One endurance in his damned pickaxe and
Then and then has the audacity to say should have taken the terrain after being the guy to say dig up
like
Brother we got 16 terrorists and I'm worried about which one's gonna fucking ruin my my week
assistant coach is I think nerdy would be good as an assistant coach I thought
pounding was good but stands is low key still pretty ass of the game and he's
been teaching stands so I think pounding might be shit the issue with some good
players is good players are bad at explaining bad players good ideas
Because they view the game so different and the issues that they have are so different
So good players that has do shit
Like like I've got a certain food say like yeah, you just gotta like think ahead on like the next thing as like brother
You don't understand that my brain is filled to the brim. I can't think of another thing in this moment
Like my my capacity is at its max. I have no more fucking Ram
And if you don't know the market's really bad for Ram right now
If I'm looking at the players I don't know most of them
So I should look them up I
Should not I was about to free drag Twitter that would have been a mistake
Let's take a look. Scar is a part of Hermitcraft, okay? Lexi Marie is a part of MVE talents
and followed by
Averacharian Pyrocynical. I'm assuming she's British then. I
Oh, that's me
Bitzel has a Minecraft avatar. That's kind of that's kind of nerve-wracking. They have a website
Bitzel be blocking tin
He thinks he's trapping me
Sky Wars funny moments six years of Minecraft content
Bill's oh Bill's those bills was a fraud for sure, you know in this competition
For sure right
Super super is a threat super I mean I got to give credit to them
Not my fault, Tim. I figured out the problem. It's because you didn't check, bro. It's IRL toolkit. IRL toolkits, cap to 30 FPS. I'm fixing it tomorrow, Tim.
Juicy CR. A follower of Christ. Okay. That's actually a little nerve wrecking if they have God on their side.
False symmetry. How's my fault? It's not your fault, Tim. I just asked you to address it and you didn't look for all.
You went, okay, you went to OBS and you checked to see if it was 60, but then you didn't troubleshoot to see if it was actually resolving the issue and it didn't resolve the issue.
So now this stream is, it's fine Tim, I got it. I got it. Just, just, I got it.
False symmetry.
A hermit crafter, okay.
OK.
Deminish he.
A disabled loud gamer.
OK, maybe that all.
You know.
Soup for Lois.
Soup bowl that says funny things sometimes.
I got zero cycling.
Wait, should I learn zero cycling for this?
That could be interesting.
Me links.
To streamer and artists.
OK.
I don't think I'd ever lose to an artist.
Evbo.
Yeah, that that's scary, to be honest.
That's a little scary.
Little scared of Evbo.
Nominal gravy.
Oh, I got this is there in the company.
They just rated me, no.
I believe they just raided me.
Oh my gosh, that's why they typed well, well, well.
What the hell?
Are they a VTuber?
Paperback, D-town cat.
Oh my god, dude so many people's profiles literally like I think half these people label themselves as a minecrafter
Like half these people label themselves as a minecrafter
What's wrong with them being a vtuber? I'm nothing's wrong with them being a vtuber. I just need extra eyes on them. Do you know me?
I'm an aga.
Here's the bro. Here's the deal bro.
There's a new minecrafts if video a lot of people seems to like.
It's called 300 players simulate underwater civilization if you're interested.
I...
I'm just saying.
I whip out my vtuber model.
Hear me out. I whip out my vtuber model.
Okay?
You know, I get I get whoever my coaches whichever these coaches picked me to come over my house all the sudden
It's my face moving you don't know who's playing here
Okay, I'm just saying I have ideas and I might implement them. I
Might implement my ideas
How I accidentally won a Minecraft tournament oops
Oops, oops.
Did I do that?
Oops.
Now I'm playing, it's fine.
Saps, I think Saps is good, no?
Does anyone have like accounts?
Is there a website?
There needs to be a website.
There needs to be a website
with everyone's account name so I can see it.
Ranked website? No, I don't mean a ranked website. I mean a mid-off's website that has every
player in their account so I can see their current rank. I don't think I'm really going
to grind ranks for this. I'm going to be honest. It seems like a waste of time. The only thing
that's actually important to do is grinding out like routes. Like obviously it's better
content if you grind out ranked, but it's not going to help you win. It's going to be
so much slower than if you're just grinding out routes and like stronghold nav and shit
like that. Thank you for the 10 gifted beat up, beat, beat, BC a
boo, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, boo, like
peekaboo. I got there. Dude, I kind of want to learn how to
zero cycle. I kind of want to learn how to zero cycle. I just
think it'd be low key lit. If I were to whip out the zero cycle.
How hard can it possibly be?
Jumper did it in season one. Did he win in season one?
Maybe learn how to speed bridge.
She?
I'm not sexist for assuming Jumper was a man.
That's not sexist of me.
I'm not misogynistic either.
It's not because I didn't think a woman could win.
It's because a jumper is more associated with men.
And I think you should check it on your friends.
Seriously, boys.
I'm not misogynistic either.
It's not because I didn't think a woman could win.
It's because a jumper is more associated with men.
And I think you should check it on your friends.
Seriously, boys, check it on your friends.
It's a genuine issue that is in our society and change starts with you individually.
Check in on your friends.
Oh, what? You can't face the real statistics that plague our society?
You want to hide your your head in the cushions?
Watch her video
Hold on while watching a second. I have a few things to look at still
Okay, so dr. Doe donuts
From famed videos such as they thought they could trap me
Little did they know they couldn't part 174
Tweet it out. Already better than at Ludwig Augren. Easy. With a screenshot of a 14-51.
A paltry improvement on my 1506. Obviously, this is a weak attempt to call me out,
because nobody worth their salt posts their PB. You post your average time if you really want to flex,
or your rank if you want to flex. Here's the deal. Both of those are far worse than mine.
I am positive of that. However, because I am back in the Minecraft swing of things
for mid-offs, I'm challenging Dr. Dodona to a 1v1. A 1v1. If he wants the smoke, he can come,
Get it.
Then I also got this tweet from Flowtives.
Hello, Lodwig.
I recently did a Guess The Pro Minecraft PVP
here on my channel similar to Jester's video.
I would love to run it back, but speedrunner addition,
I would love to have you as a judge
as I already Feinberg and Infumi signed.
Let me know you'd be down.
Go much love.
Chad, should I do this?
All right, what's this video you're saying jumper she posted this on YouTube
Jumper who
Winning a Minecraft speedrunning tournament was zero experience
Wait, did this happen did this happen
been four months ago or did this video take eight years to come out?
Jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate, Whipple Waffle Whipple Waffle Jelly on a plate.
Spoiler wall.
What do you mean spoiler wall that's in the damn title?
I don't know what I can click the spoiler wall, but like.
The wall kind of failed here.
We've breached the wall pretty aggressively.
I've found out that you want it.
There who dedicate years of their life to be my...
Should I watch this video chat?
Should I watch this?
It's 41 minutes.
It might be good research for the event.
It might be good research because I don't know how the mid-offs work.
1.5x you need to fix yourself as a human it's either or in this world stop trying to have your cake and eat it too
We watch it. We watch it thoroughly or we don't watch it at all stop trying to get through shit quicker
To stack stuff up make a decision you indecisive fuck. Thank you the prime sub Ross, man. I appreciate that
W. Alright, we'll watch it. Dr. Dodonut, 1.25x is the same problem, bro.
Kiss me off today.
There's people out there who dedicate years of their life to beat Minecraft the fastest.
Isn't that sad to hear? Isn't that sad to hear? Isn't that sad to hear?
True there are or complete minecraft a hundred thousand times and just like these two put occasionally I'll like I'll like
Be doing something and then I'll be like he's really gonna beat it a hundred thousand times. Why?
Like he deadass could have made the gold 10k and people would have been like damn
But he made a hundred K
Why not? I mean, why not a million? Like, what do you mean? Because at a certain point,
we might be putting a little too much time into this shit.
Thousands of other runners, I also had a challenge of my own. See, the streamer created a new
speedrunning tournament, and like any other one, you have to beat the game faster than
all your opponents to win. Except, I have never speedrun Minecraft before.
Did she get as go from a no minecraft at all to a winner?
Most competitors have times like 15 and a half minutes, so the obvious winner would
be one of those players with crazy fast times already.
Oh my gosh, she beat the Rapture's dumbass.
Oh my god, I love her!
I love her!
But it's not interesting if the outcome you expect actually happens.
So my challenge is to crush every expectation and win a Minecraft speedrunning tournament
with zero experience.
Now to start, each player will be getting a coach, which is exact…
How the fuck did Feinberg lose?
Oh, his player is bad boy Halo.
Ann Anfenim, bro.
Shouldn't Anfenim have won this?
Ryan Higa and DeRapchu.
Abe was in this?
Interesting.
See what I need to learn speed running.
And luckily for me, the literal best coach
I could possibly get chose me as their student.
His name is Curryway,
and he's really good at this kind of stuff.
And immediately he pulled me into a call and got to work.
Of course, we started by just setting up all the clients,
Which took an hour, but this is the home base for everything speedrunning.
Dude, she started from ground fucking zero, bro.
Now, instead of learning speedrunning linearly,
like starting with the overworld, then nether, then end,
we're starting backwards, so with the end, another first.
This is because the overworld is stupidly easy,
and the main step on the practice is in the endgame.
For example, he started by teaching me how to precisely find a stronghold using a calculator.
I got a fucking, I got a, oh my god, I got a jingle, bro.
I'm gonna have to learn how to fucking bow die.
Oh, I don't wanna learn!
I don't wanna learn new things, man.
And it obviously took Curry a lot of explaining.
Get in your boat, row and I, pause the left side of the middle pitch.
Unpause and press F3C.
But, I ended up getting it on my first try.
Type slash locate stronghold?
Yeah, four blocks off.
That's perfect, yeah, that's-
Oh my god, that's so cool!
You did it correctly!
Now, there were th-
What the fuck?
She did a first fucking try?
I've been doing this shit for a hundred hours?
That's why your PB's above 15 minutes.
Dogs are dough doughnut!
Don't you have a fucking miserable YouTube chat to go to?
I- you coming my chat talking trash on me
because you got a 1446th lucky fuck?
What's your goddamn rank?
Probably starts with a C, alright? First off, pay your dues, pal.
You don't get no Elytra in this shit. You gotta start from ground zero every time.
Three other very simple things to learn. For example, wide and thin.
Wide helps you see way further than you actually can to make structures pop into existence.
Oh, what? Whoa, okay, that's so- wait, what? Where could this exist? What? It's all the way over there!
and then is something you use for other methods.
Dude, just hearing your enthusiasm,
I think I would be the worst possible option
for a student for Curroway.
Like this is the dream for Curroway.
It's like somebody who's genuinely passionate about it,
receptive to hearing things.
Cause like, here's the deal, bro.
Curroway is gonna be like,
all right, get your angle,
and I'm gonna be like, why are we doing that?
Shaddub, sorry, how about Shaddub?
I
Don't think you'd pick me. I think I'm gonna be first pick whoever gets the first pick of the draft gets me for sure
Whoever gets the first pick of the drafts gonna pick me brah. That's it. That's it is what it is
It is what it is I'm gonna be first pick
It's a wheel whoever whoever's lucky
Y'all, I'm gonna be first pick.
It's an auction draft? What is this, fantasy?
Just like E-Ray, which helps you find Bastions for Preemptive,
the best way to find the portal room once you arrive at the stronghold.
Okay, no shade to jump, or that is not the best way to find the stronghold.
The best way to find the stronghold is run down mid, pray.
And it literally is faster than preemptive if you do it well enough.
But now with all the quick stuff out of the way, it was time for Curry to teach me the
most important step when you're speedrunning, the Bastion Routes.
The first and my current favorite bastion is called Bridge.
On screen, you're going to see me do this Bastion Route, and I'm editing this in a fun
way.
This is my very first perfect attempt at this bastion, and in the background, you'll hear
Curry explaining how to route the Bastion. This is the real audio of him teaching me it,
and I think together it's really cool. You're always going to start the route here at the Chalice.
This is where you're always going to start. This is your home base. Once you mine the Chalice,
you're going to run down here. On this top section, you're going to place a block,
and then you're going to staircase twice. You're going to get rid of the lava and then bring blocks
over to you, and then you're going to staircase twice again, and then just connect it. This is
called the Donkey Kong route, because it looks like the Donkey Kong level. It's kind of silly.
You're gonna get here break this and break the two blocks behind the last block. You're gonna place a block
Break a block. This is gonna anger a bunch of piglins. You're gonna place another block here
Break it and then break this one and that's gonna anger all these piglins
And then where I'm gonna have you build the training home is right here. You're gonna throw the gold also
Oh, that's a slow hole. That's not how I do DK
That is not how I do DK. He's doing slow hole
I would I would first off how to break the gold block in the ramp are second
I would build it over the like the slate material in front of the first chest.
It is just not how I'd run that.
You don't do DK. I know I can do. You guys are slow. I don't blame you for being slow.
It's not something you should be embarrassed about. We don't learn at the same pace.
I'm saying how I would do DK. I'm not talking about mogul.
Think. You don't do DK. Dude, I can do DK right now if I want.
Hold up. Let's let's check her stats real quick.
Ambulance!
1749 average, 1238 PB.
Fat chud locale.
All right, I forgot I got a HODE.
I got a reprobly HODE in unforgivable ways.
I'm going to show you what to do if the other side is a triple.
What you did is Donkey Kong and this side is right side Donkey Kong.
It's the same concept.
concept is over here where you're like doing the staircase. You're just making a tiny little L
bridge out fully to connect this side and then you want to connect fully to your bridge,
break the block above, then you're going to place the block here, break this and almost like
instantly throw one here because these guys are going to get mad at you and then you're just going
to connect this across and dig on that one block. Yeah, and then you're good. And that's only one
of the four fashions. Honestly, I'd love to show you the rest, but this video is no speed running
tutorial now over the next five hours of practice curry was already noticing how
serious I was taking this and how good I was getting but before I got off for the
day I decided to tune into a stream and see what he'd say about me when I wasn't
there dude oh my god oh my god we're so back dude I'm gonna dominate we just win
We just went to the event like okay, we win the event like hello. Oh my god
Dude as soon as she started placing the blocks on DK. I was like I won. I won the event
It's a beautiful day. Wow
Wow, man
You'd never say that about me curryways an evil man when it comes to me like he literally I will tune into his stream
I will not have talked to the man in like three weeks, and he'll be like
I'm playing like what week today
Ah, like, like, I didn't type.
I didn't type in the chat.
I've not said a word.
Day two of coaching started with me learning
the last Bastion.
Since the day prior, I was able to lock down
the housing and treasure Bastions.
Now, I also knocked out one cycling the dragon with ease.
But sometimes it will do this weird thing
where she flips and the timing is all weird on the beds.
So I learned how to time a flip dragon too.
I actually ended up liking this better
normal one cycle now the last nether stuff I needed to learn was place bedding so check and actually
routing the fortress which was also very easy and that's all the nether and stuff well if I didn't
actually want to win this tournament because there's one thing left which is optional but no other
competitor is even thinking of learning it this is insane this is actually insane called the zero
And I don't know of Curry's just the genuine best coach alive, but I got it great great really good
Cinema
Great
Amazing amazing first bed
amazing second bed oh
my god, oh
My god, it's beautiful
BANG!
OH MY GOD
That was just a jump
Wait, that was her second day playing
She's on my bono, what do I give a fuck?
You guys are saying this like I should be nervous dude
I'm not going up against Jumper, I'm going against
Super fuckin' TF and Saps
Like I'm pumped she got in two days she made the rapture look foolish
It's like this good this I think it's a bit of curry way as well. It's a bit of curry
I want to be really clear
There was no universe. I was showing jumpers your cycle if I didn't think she would do it like are we smoking I have record
You are not hitting a zero cycle in an actual time
I'm telling that to Curry tomorrow.
I'm telling that to Curry way tomorrow.
Tell him!
Tell him everything!
I will.
You're not hitting that in an actual game.
Turns out, I was so good at Xeroes that the creator of the tournament was impressed
with me.
Other competitors got stared and started doing Xero cycles too, and another player was
hating on these.
So like, now that people were noticing me, I wanted to start doing real runs and actually
see what my time would be.
So Curry taught me how to do a village type overworld, so I could now do my first official
run.
attempts weren't clean at all because I was still trying to get the hang of putting everything together, but eventually I was finally able to get my first solid run
Nice. I'm saying the first time's like 20. Oh, sorry. That's still a ridiculously good time. Almost sub 30
Remember you started speedrunning like like three days ago
There were people in the draft that went for like five points because they had a time slower than what you just got
Okay, okay, do a little bit early on this one. There it is
Oh my god!
DAAAANG!
Nice job!
Dude, if I'm playing a game, and my opponent...
First off...
Is at 22 minutes, and they do a zero?
Like...
Like, it's a problem.
It's a problem.
Nice job!
I did a zero-cycle in a real race!
That was unbelievable.
I feel like a curve gun is sub-20.
I feel like I can't get a sub 20
You can tell me the sub 20
You're a beast!
You said a zero on a 22 minute run like
I don't know where the fuck you lost all your time
You could easily sub 20
But of course, even though I was crushing this
I'm still chasing that sub 20
But you can already tell from this whole video
When I want something, I'm dedicated
And so, I chased that sub 20
I've been looking, I've been looking
No one hides the rap through
To my knowledge has a sub 20 yet
sub 20 yet he also hit emerald one which is like the next rank up like every
everyone playing in this event is like gold or below he finally hit emerald the
other thing I want to bring to your attention though there is another
sleeper person it's gotten real good uh Johnny is cranking Johnny is cranking
okay not a 21 30 an hour ago which beats your PB was it Johnny what did I get
2125 oh then John and we're chillin to this sucks, bro like
This event's gonna be so fucked because the issue is half the competitors are
Minecrafters who have spent literally years moving in this game like I have played this game
Sure, I've speedrun for like a couple months, but this is like the only time I've ever played the game
Like I don't I don't have experience just moving in Minecraft. They also have no fucking life
bro like no shade dog. It's like saps has nothing to do bro. You know what I mean like fucking skip
your goddamn classes play Minecraft all day like I got shit to do bro. I don't have time to practice.
I got shit to do. I genuinely have shit to do bro. They got nothing to do. I'm 30. I got responsibility.
I'm going up against damn 19-year-olds who got nothing to do all damn day I
Realistically I have time to practice one hour a day. That's about it. I have time to practice about one hour a day
Yeah, we're still beating him and I'm gonna do better today
That's the thing is he's playing right now. So we got to make sure we get the sub 20 before him
We're gonna walk that's about all I have dude
I
Can't stream minecraft practice all day like you guys are delusional like my job is to output a certain amount of content
If the Ludwin channel becomes minecraft practice episode 17 and then the fucking main channel is just not uploading
We're in a we're in a bit of a problem here
That shit would be ass
You
Absolutely can't do this is why you guys are you know not creators or failed creators like you are delusional
You are delusional y'all are being like yeah upload a video practicing Minecraft day for yikes yuck
No, this already I could stream it sure but you guys don't understand you guys just are selfishly wanting to watch it in stream
It's a bad video
Like a higher pressure run.
It's just a bad video.
Now there are potential good players brewing up in the background.
So I felt I was more pressured to get the sub 20 really fast.
However, I did have Karidhi guide me through the run, so I felt okay.
And now you can see what it really looks like to have a coach guiding me through the runs,
which is how the tournament is also going to look like.
You see the bashing, see right here, right here, right here.
Oh, and there's a forward, great seed.
Okay, this is good.
So you go up to this top part.
Yep.
There.
Yeah, it's so close.
Uh, Iris, and you're good to go.
You're fine, you're fine.
Iris, good to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just pearl up to the thing.
Oh, here.
Yeah, there, great.
Do you get to talk to your coach during the game, by the way?
Oh, wow.
Dude, that's so OP.
Wait, that's genuinely so OP.
They fold back seat. Oh my god, that's gonna. Oh, that's gonna make my coaches so much worse
That is gonna make my coach. Oh my god
Really all my coach needs to do is be able to handle me
For hours at a time actually don't even care how good or bad they are at Minecraft that is actually the only factor that matters
oh my god wife her so many okay sweet this is good let me switch to the other one yep
you just have it two to the right one uh yeah negative 21 exactly so you can throw like one pearl
here like with like totally one like just chuck a pearl as far as you can that way basically
this is good yep perfect all right uh hopefully you made the stronghold there's an easy saw 20 y'all
I think it should be fine.
Alright.
Beautiful day.
That looks really good.
So it's just go mid, just go mid, just go mid.
You can go left.
Yeah, go left now.
Well, this is so free because then you just do preemptive and your coach just tells you
where to go.
Yeah, that's okay.
Okay.
Or can I just...
Check the wood door behind you, check that wood door there.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
You have fire so you can like ever whip this in front.
Yeah.
And then...
Do I have a...
Just get ready to pause when you enter.
Yeah, you have everything.
You're good.
Pause.
Oh, okay.
Set your settings.
Alright.
There it is.
You know where you're pearling and I'll tell walk you through if it's either back or front after first front
I
Look up. It's front. It's front. You can do this. Let's just go to 90. It's okay. You can make 90 easy
So I free up. Let's just go 90 here. You have time you have time
It's gonna be this next rotation coming in and it flies. I'll tell you to leave
I was a little early. You're gonna have to leave you have to leave you have to leave you have to leave
Just curl
Wait, good job. Really good job. Hey, you're fine. You can still stop 20. Let's set up obsidian
You still have a million bets your person was a lawyer. That's what I was
There is
Yeah, good. You have a lot of it. So just take it on here good good. It's like you're okay. You're okay
Oh my god, 19
Oh
I go you absolutely crush that and there we go sub 20 was actually way
easier than I thought and I got it really early on in the day but what is
important is if I actually end up being the first person to get the sub 20 and
yeah I actually was wait there's no way to wrap you was emerald one without a
sub 20 right is that right
I was really excited Curry was proud of me but honestly this excitement didn't last
for long because what does it matter if I'm the first if I don't end up being the fastest?
Oh, dude, this would piss me off. This would piss me off. If I'm in Tubbo's fucking mid-offs
and he's in the background of my opponent's stream popping off at them, just getting
a 1640. Brother, oh my god. I'm not saying I go full unabomber because I never would
do that but I'm reading the manifesto fuck me that would tilt me that's my
roommate I don't care you can do the shame see you can do the same shit with
Bill's oh bro I can already tell he's gonna do the same shit with Bill's oh
He's gonna do the same shit with bills. Oh, bro
Johnny is
Is that considered a bus in your company god
I actually think Zerocycle might be a waste.
Because there are a lot of zeros that just aren't going to be feasible or realistic to hit.
And so spending the time to learn the zero, although cool, would probably just be worse than learning how to consistently half bow.
And nail other aspects.
I feel like, I feel like it's actually just a pure aura play, but it's actually just brain dead to learn because the tournaments next week.
This match of the tournament was happening the very next day.
The only good thing was Johnny and I run the very opposite sides of the bracket.
So if we both win all our games, then we meet each other in the finals.
And this is exactly what I wanted.
If he's supposedly better than me, then it would be even more rewarding to win the entire event by beating him.
So, that was the plan. Meet Johnny in the finals.
So I grinded the entire rest of the day to practice for all my other games
But also to maybe get a better time than Johnny. I'm like stressed out with how much free time these guys have like it's stressing me out
How much they practice?
She's practiced like 80 hours in a week, bro, and I also had some crazy run
But nothing that can beat his 14 minute 56 run
Hello everybody and welcome to the first of a lot of many mid-offs.
It's mid-offs baby, you wanna get ready?
I'm nervous but it's gonna be good for you.
Some fighting to stay in the tournament, some fighting to go all the way to the grand finals.
I wanna win this game for us bro.
Good luck guys, good luck, good luck.
To start off today, we have some awesome matchup.
My first game was against Ant Venom.
Now he has some previous speedrunning experience,
which worried me.
So I needed to lock in and get rid of these nerds.
I couldn't go out, especially on my first game.
He's ready.
The highly anticipated match of Ant Venom vs. Jumper.
Getting into these fans.
Just, hey, just coach me through it and be confident.
And then I'll get it and yeah, yes
Damn she's alpha as fuck
Let's get it I just want to make sure if Tebo's still here tell if you're here Oliver is not picking my seeds
I don't want to Jeffrey
Great, I think you're gonna be able to get a river on the right. I would like to personally pick my own seeds
Club but he's just got my mechanics. She's so fast. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, it's just so speeding. Yeah
I don't see any gravel here, but that's fine. Let's go that river first. You can just shovel this
And there's your lava so let's get your blocks in your 8-side your crafting table 5, but it's really well like really really well
So immediately pause. Yep. Let's rotate rotate rotate
They're 30. Yep that way perfect. You see it and there's the 4 there's the 4 beautiful
So we're gonna try and play the right ramp or guys this speed is absolutely insane
The fortress is that this seat is crazy. Do you have any gold in your inventory or no?
No, I know that's fine
We're just comfy comfy. Oh
Okay, just reset that's fine every deal
Your chill your show listen
You're so chill. The world's gonna be a minute faster.
She's fine birdie, bro.
You got everything you're doing. I know, it's behind you.
Oh my god.
Listen, listen, listen. There's a lot to go here.
I never thought. Look at the bottom right now.
Look at the bottom right now.
Ambenum hasn't even entered yet. Okay?
You're chilling.
What the fuck is Ambenum doing, by the way?
Look, I'm sorry, Ambenum brother.
We're a minute four. What are we doing here?
You're gonna make up so much time at other points during the run.
It's gonna make the victory even sweeter
and it's gonna give you even more confidence.
You're totally good here and now you know exactly how to do it
That's like these are things that take like one second you're good you're good you're good
Breathe and everything else. We know where we're getting gravel. We know where we're getting food. You're fully chill in here
I'm laughing because actually I think her aways being very sweet in this moment
I think he's doing what he needs to do as a coach to instill confidence, but she is spiraling over like, you know, like, like bumped shoulder into, into tree block.
Oh, Gigi.
It's like, you're fine. You got to trust me.
No, I.
Okay.
Take the movement a little bit slower. There's no reason to rush. You know, she's in hella stress.
And then just watch these pigs.
The thing is, like, I have been, here's the deal. I actually think my superpower, compared to other competitors, is I think I'm unrattleable.
I'm unrattleable like in a enclosed environment like this where I get coaching from a pro and
It's like a pre six a pre picked seed and I know my opponent can't be ghosting me like dude
I have been through fucking hell. I have been through brimstone in fire
Trying to hit gold against stream snipers for like 40 hours straight out at you. So
Is they're gonna follow you so I would build up next to this thing
I will be unrattleable in this event you have so many blocks
So you might I have died in ways that nobody has died ever in this game and likely never will again like you know
I mean like I've seen it all I've seen every failure you can have see the single so we're gonna live the right side one the
Same side that you came in and now you're chillin here
Dress lights out. So you want to make a ton of time here. It's gonna gold. Yep. Great job. One two three four
Boom, perfect, textbook. Really, really, really, really great.
So all these pickers will figure it out, just punch the baby hog line.
That's not a flex? I actually think you're wrong. I think having insane life experiences a flex.
And now, jump with the Xeeris patch up. I've been a, uh, I've been the, at least I've, he's got,
he's got to, he's got to the fortress, I think.
Trying to get one more, that's perfect. So let's flash it and we're good to go.
And then you remember where the port is, right?
I mean, and then I'll get more, more 180, more 180.
That's nice, right? Yeah. Yeah, you can go up here, go up, and throw over there.
I'm back with a vengeance here we go
Yeah, great job great job finding this and then remember you have tnt so we're just gonna put our nether brick in our inventory and do the
Donut fire charges top left always boom boom boom boom
Great job. Hey guys. I should be jumpin her all the time. This is a standardizer. Just not good right now
But I like that. She's very fast. Yeah, I mean
And then I'm his only blaze betting now, bro. You know what I'm saying?
If you want to go for seven I like this play just watch the skeleton. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat
No, no jumper. No
My god
It's safe. Oh my god, you can build your portal up here honestly. I like it here. We brought it back here
So let's go die immediately. Wow. I'm really impressive jumper has pretty cool up there. Yeah
He's already running she's go about that's really good cross-eyed placement as well. All right perfect do the rate plus two you are the best coach ever
You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. So this way it's open and it's decently far so you can chuck a pearl at seven just go
Yeah, that's great
Again same thing chuck a pearl like to the right there don't hit the vine don't hit the vine up there. Yep. Yeah
Great job. Great pearl negative one sixty two one fifty eight and then just be ready to pearl because there might be
Yeah, open in here.
So, Steve, girl, good job.
Keep going, keep going, good job.
Great job, jumper.
Great, great, great.
I could just only break one more block,
so just be careful, yep.
Boom, light, top left, amazing.
So it's mine, chef.
That's a little bit annoying.
Spin, spin, spin, spin.
This was a four minute time loss,
and she's still on like some 20 piss.
Yeah, there, I like that.
I like that bottom right.
So let's try and go bottom right.
Like top, go top left here,
and then see if this goes to the left.
At that blind glance here,
you see the box right?
He's there, he was on the rock wall.
He's in he's in he's in this here. Yeah, there it is. Boom easy, so it's eat you have stuff for zero
So we can organize our inventory. You're good to go. Let's craft your eyes in and then I'll tell you go for it
I just get ready to pause. Nope pause so you can't go for it. That's okay
We have everything we need to do for one site. You can't go for it, bro. I'm gonna pick up
So you have nothing to worry about you're at all nervous at all
Always better to do one rotation early than late. Oh
What are you talking about? Just do a double block. Pearls this set ups perfect could go here could go here
That's the first go in look down. This is great. I guess I'm different in here
W great job. W great job. W
You good bad. W one more W
That's a
That freaked me out. Thank you.
Dude, thank you. Hello? You walked in.
That was scary. That was crazy.
That is so impressive.
Is it a best of one?
That is so impressive.
I get like, I don't know, like what, four minutes?
Yeah.
Wait, I would have gone to sub 15.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, I would have been really close to sub 15.
That game was insane.
Like everyone was so...
It's a best of one?
Ewww, yuck!
Ewww, oh my god, that is nasty.
That is nasty.
Best of one, oh my god.
That is, that is crazy.
Yeah, that is stressful. It's double a limb. Yeah, out of me, Curry throw without Curry.
I would not have been able to pull. I mean, I assume it's because every match is streamed,
and that's the real like hold up. Like realistically, if you have a bracket of 16, you just can't
stream every match that's what you should do or what you would need to do to be
able to run the tournament effectively but if you wanted the stream every match
then you'd have to do best of one.
But back, genuinely I'm infinitely grateful. So now with this I moved up the bracket and my next opponent
best of one is crazy.
Hannah, now this game is important because if I win I move on to the semi-finals
getting closer to a matchup against Johnny because just like me he was
It's also moving up the bracket.
Jumper's in the chat?
Hi Jumper.
Jumper, I am stressed out by watching you.
It's made my life worse.
Good job.
Today was my game against Hannah and, if I win, also this semi-finals game, so in an
ideal scenario I'd be the final tomorrow now just you wait big bro
I did some more about since my game yesterday was close to a disaster but I
was soon ready and became confident for this match
bang obviously this is the fun room you should still take the sword so you can
get use that for whatever now this game was way smoother than my last although I
I did feel like Hannah was a harder opponent as she was keeping pace with me for a while,
but I ended up pulling a crazy lead by me with strongholds, and after a clean one-cycle...
Yeah!
Clean, jumper, clean, jumper!
Yay!
Great job! That was a tough seed! That was a tough seed!
That was really good! I was so happy with that! Thank you! You actually really helped me out.
What was Mid-Offs 1? Was it last year?
Yeah, but unfortunately, I built a caged end in both my matches, meaning I couldn't zero-cycle,
Which I really wanted to pull off in a real game since everyone didn't think I'd be able to so hopefully my next match would be different
Now it is finally time literally August. What the fuck? Oh, wow
I am for the semi finals and I was against my good friend Ainsley
Now I wasn't at all nervous for this game since I have two wins under my belt and I'm predicted to win this one too
Whippies, but AIMZ was such a funny opponent like even though AIMZ knew they probably weren't gonna win at least they had fun with it
Amy now just getting the pigs into the hole
We have one pig
Alright, come on, Amy. Show us something awesome.
There isn't something that's going on right there!
It's... it's...
Well, we're the winners today! We are the winners today!
We tell you, okay, then...
In... in... out...
Every...
Nah! We're the real winners! I'm gay!
What's happening?
I don't know what's happening.
Why did we tap onto those?
Oh my God, wait, jump for who?
Oh, it's Perch!
Oh my God, jump for who?
Go for the parche!
But winning as always still felt
Great beds great beds one more there we go
On flip timing because the dragon flip
like flipping I told you I like
flip timing oh my god I like it too now Johnny
so my final game actually right before mine
so curry and I watched the pod to see who I would be playing in the finals
which of course I wanted it to be Johnny he showed to be my hardest
competitor and I wanted to play him so he lost because of that and so we watched
but finally when it came to an end Johnny
was the winner. I would in fact be playing Johnny in the final tomorrow.
Okay, cool. Hello. All right, it is Johnny. Are you excited? Welcome to Midlands.
Bang! Oh my god! Oh my god! We just win! We just win! Oh my god!
Don't twirl it! Oh my god! The greatest drafting of all time. Jumper is gonna come into this competition.
absolutely throw the hammer down on anyone.
Welcome to the Mid-Offs finale.
Today is the final day of the tournament,
and the day I find out if all this hard work pays off,
the first game of the day is in fact, Mine and Johnny's.
Following that will be the grand finale
against the winner of Bygame
and the winner of The Loser's Bracket.
Now, there's a good chance
I'll be playing Johnny multiple times today,
because whoever loses our first game
will most likely win The Loser's Bracket
and will meet again in the grand finals.
Yes, yeah.
So that is first to me is winning this first game against Johnny.
I have been waiting all this time to finally prove myself.
Johnny bit my finger.
Good one.
Now I woke up at 7 this morning, practicing for hours until our game was finally about
to begin.
That's crazy.
And we have up first the finals of the winners bracket.
It is jumping versus Johnny.
Cinema!
Holy cinema!
The chat was going crazy and so was I.
I have never been more nervous playing Minecraft in my entire life.
Grand finals are the best of three.
I am, I am, I'm originally nervous.
I think finals are the best of all though.
I didn't really, really know what I was doing.
Listen, listen, I know you say this every time, right?
Let's think about it, was the last time you said this, what happens?
But it's still in it!
And all of a sudden, and you're like, oh, listen, listen, Jumper,
your average time is like 10 minutes faster than this guy.
You're the most consistent player in this tournament by far.
Okay.
By far.
But Curry really, really tried to keep my nerves down, which helped,
but not close enough for me to be okay.
And there was no stalling.
The most important game yet was finally starting.
Shuttcraft time looked like seven.
What? This is-
Um, no, give it to the ruin portal first.
Give it to the ruin portal first,
because the chest is still useful and we can still get useful items.
And then obviously we have our lava pool.
So that's great.
We can use the sword to kill the golem.
So this is fine.
And then I'd like to enter off of the ruin portal,
Two reasons, one we're gonna get gold, we're gonna be able to save obsidian and hopefully get 20 easier in the bash
and then we're gonna use the three obsidian to the right like as a wall
No, no to the other side no no no no no no no, so mine the stone slab to the right actually don't even use the obsidian
And we'll just save all this obby
Yep, perfect, and then just eat once you light it. Oh the Russian must be closed
So close we have enough for exactly 10 beds, so let's not use any more beds enough for 10 beds
We might see a zero in the finals of the upper bracket everything you have is good. You're out
It's feeling a zero if you have enough beds not a waste of time
Because technically the dragon never perched
Both players on the spotter at 7 15
Dude she pulled a curryway
No, no, no, no, you need a mind that you watch
Okay, I'm freaking out.
No, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Okay, take your time.
Jota's blind.
Boom.
Great job.
There is less than 60 seconds between these runners right now.
Both on PB pace.
We're doing alright, so plus three.
96.
Perfect.
We're going on that.
I want you to craft all your explosives now though, so you don't have to worry about it.
Jumble crafting up the beds now.
Jone has not done his crafts yet.
Order is made.
Let's see if Jone's blind lands.
We're in.
It's decently far.
So don't worry too much about this.
much about this. And then just like throw it, throw it all, get that one.
Jumper, now building the portal to blind, does it land? Let's see.
Jolly, now in the portal room at sub-12, it's a blindable spawn! It's a blindable spawn!
Jumper who's setting up the preemptive, Jolly does not know how to zero cycle.
He is going to be going for the one cycle. If this dragon is
controlling, Jumper who could take us with a zero cycle.
Go behind him, go behind him, go behind him. You see that? That's where we're going.
The top. There's a hidden. Right there. Yep.
Jumper has found the portal room! Are we gonna see a zero?
To set a personal fast!
Johnny's dragon still hasn't parched! It's trolling him! It's trolling him! It's a zero of a sport!
I'll walk down you through this. You know where you're curling.
I'm gonna look up at the dragon so I can see.
It's front. You got this. You got this.
I think it's 94. Should go on at 3.
No! No! It comes down to the zero cycle!
You have plenty of time here.
You have plenty of time.
This rotation, yep, this rotation.
That's unbelievable.
That's not fair!
Now, I have a to-
Oh my god, Shad1Cycler vs SwazeroCycler.
Holy shit, that was crazy.
That was insane.
The Shad1Cycler takes it.
I told anyone this, but after this game,
I literally took a five minute break in the bathroom
and just cried.
It wasn't the fact that I lost, but it was that if I didn't double back in the beginning,
or mess up the portal, or blow up the first place-boner, like, fixing any one of these
would have given me the win, and that's what hurt the most.
So for the first time, I lost, and was in the loser's bracket, while Johnny got to celebrate
with his coach and sit back for a bit.
No, but for real though, I was proud of him, and was now more eager than ever to win by
beating him in the grand finals.
Yes!
And that is a PB, Johnny!
So let the f***ing go!
Dude, a PB? They both PB?
And you lose? That's rough.
So, since I was in the loser's bracket now,
I had another game to see if I actually got to the grand finals.
But I'mma just let out say it, I won, so do not worry guys.
But now, of course, Johnny once again,
will play my final one to be exact.
Hold on, I gotta be right back.
BRB chat one second.
you
All right.
Now the grand finals goes follows. It's a best of three scenario. Whoever wins two games first is officially the winner and god
Do I want that title so bad?
So here we went. Once again, I was sitting face-to-face with Johnny about to start our game and then
Timmy that's what's changed title till two
AFI game
The timer finally ticked down it is time for match one
You're late am I I don't think I'm late. I think I started at 2 p.m. And it's 144
I'm actually quite sure of it in fact
I think perhaps Tim just says to you in an early
Started at 130 the event actually started at 1 p.m.
But I don't play till 2 guys I went through my sponsorship call today
Please don't educate me on it when you weren't like what are you doing? What what are you buddy?
You don't have to worry about Ludwig sponsorship deliverables great job line yourself up. Oh, there's grab below you, right?
Yeah, grab a little gravel great great great. So these cows are gonna be your food. That's great. Well right here. Yeah
Nice and then you can do this other one too from the good
They're waiting on you. Okay. Oh, I'm getting I'm getting rage baited. I'm getting rage baited crazy right now
They finished early and they're waiting on you. Is this true?
You are right. I'm not getting rage baited. I'm not getting rage baited. I'm not getting rage baited. It ended early.
Finish the video. Can't, can't y'all, I'm telling you I'm busy. I'm busy, bro.
I wish I had nothing going on in my damn life.
Finish a video chat and I an option, it is what it is.
GG, sometimes in life you have responsibility, you can't just do what you want all the time.
Who won, we'll have to watch it later.
We'll watch it after.
I'm supposed to be
Link the video you can just look it up. You've you got two hands and probably enough of a brain
You got it believe in yourself
I'm supposed to be playing super TF in
NBA 2k
Rude I don't support idiots, you know that it's on my thing
Uh, and I guess it's now, I guess it's early.
There's supposed to be a two, but I guess the first match went so fast.
Oh yeah here it is same exact thing. Yep. Um what's up y'all. Yeah, what up.
Yeah, in the cater shop. Can you click that for me? Yeah, I can click that for you. Do
you know to have your stuff muted because I have my stuff muted the whole time. I'm
I'm not going to lie, which means you have it on muted like your stream.
What do you mean my stream?
Cause I don't want to like leak anything.
Oh no, I came in there here and everything.
All right.
Well, I guess I'll just unmute everything then.
Oh, we can do it live.
Oh, that's tough.
All right.
Cool.
Now everyone can hear everything.
Do it live, bro.
I didn't want to leak anything because I was scared.
What do you fear, bro?
You should fear how the matchup's going to go.
Maybe.
Bro, have you even played 2K?
Okay, cool.
Yes, I'm an athlete, bro.
I play 2K constantly.
Yeah, I believe you.
I'm just waiting on Super.
Yeah, my VMIX is just chopped, I don't know.
Lud, you're all set up on VMIX and Discord, looks like.
I'm going to go ahead and move you to Lobby B.
We have everyone joining the lobby right now.
You know who you're playing?
Have you got all the information?
Yeah, I'm playing against Super TF,
and that's all that matters, really.
We're just going to try to focus and Iso ham the entire game.
All right.
You're playing Luka and Super Swing Labor.
I'm playing Azulka Dodgech.
Super, I got somebody looking into that call right now.
Can I just try joining it on a different browser, maybe?
Let me just try that real quick, see if there's anything.
Look, I'm going to go ahead and move you to the rest of the team.
I think if he moves me away from that, please.
Just to heads up, you're with the opponents too.
So any strategy you want to discuss, go ahead and use that team chat.
Heard, chef. Thank you, chef.
I missed your chat, man. I tell you, Chas, that was good, man.
Man, free cheese, bro.
How's it going, guys?
I'm getting into your V-Mix call.
Oh, get me in the vmix call.
No, he's doing good.
I'm just asking for Bear to get in the vmix and his vmix call.
Yo, yo, yo.
They told me to swap it.
I went and got the, oh, let me redo it.
Yo, yo, Bear.
Hey, how's it going, guys?
Yo, Bear, after our shit, bro, go to fucking Cancun Chat,
bro, so I'm not in my shit, but hold on, bro.
OK.
I'm ready.
I got you.
Let me see.
Y'all sent the latest vmix that went in.
Let me see the one at 439 right? How are you guys doing?
So yours ends in 1672.
Yup at 439 there. Come on man like there. I thought we were professional.
That's it. We're going to have a talk.
I'm in here but it ain't going.
I'm going to restart my virtual. The other link was working.
Oh I see him now.
Oh you see him now? Yeah I see Bear.
Is the lobby ready John? Go 3v3?
Yeah, she's going up the lobby. She'll be up. Thank you, Bear. No problem. Thank you.
Bro, how come I didn't talk to my teammate at all? Like my third team? Is he alive? Who is he?
Hey, how's it going? I'm Ludwig. What up, bro? Ludwig, so you're on my team, bro? I believe so, yeah.
Come on. Are we with Liner or are we with Super? Like, bro, why do you join the chat, bro?
Introduce yourself, bro. But how come like we didn't like, you know what I'm saying?
Well, actually, he's my fourth time introducing myself.
No worries. No problem. Yep. What a way. Um, special interests, uh, like rock climbing
and happy to be playing today. Okay. Wait, let me ask you a question. Are you a Seahawks
or a Patriots fan? Big fan of the Patriots. Yeah. From New England. Oh, good. I love
Man, I know Sunday was good if y'all wouldn't.
Oh.
Oh, I'm sorry, Steve.
Yeah, not really.
It's kind of a bad day.
I see it.
I see it, bro.
Did you watch a studio tune into the Super Bowl perchance?
Oh, yes.
I smashed my 80 inch TV, bro, and then a whole bunch of Seahawk fans through Buffalo
Did smack me with chips. I think I slammed into a table
That's messed up game. Yes, fuck up, bro. Was that
Okay, was it an OLED TV? Yep
So you got it like that
I'm from New Hampshire
You're from New Hampshire, dude. I go to New Hampshire all the time
Yeah, I'm from New Hampshire and I was actually at the game
Yo, bro, I bought I bought fireworks in New Hampshire because it's legal out there. Mm-hmm. It's a great place to buy fireworks
Yeah, it is when you come to Massachusetts. Well, you can't really whatever
Yeah, I never heard you ever heard of Brockton, Massachusetts. I can't join a lobby. What's the word you're using? Brooklyn?
Brockton, Brockton. I don't know Brockton. Is it up north?
Yeah
Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know it's like 30 minutes from Boston, but yeah, I go to New Hampshire all the time, bro
Well, y'all talking about place. I didn't know people really live. Well, there's actually hundreds of thousands of us
Yeah, I ski I ski a lot
Yeah, like you ever been a Sunday River
Yeah, I'm a frequenter at Sunday River
Yeah, they call me the white demon on those slips been there a lot
How good are you I snowboarding though? I mean I can I can go through any trail
Black double black. It's nothing to me glades
I'm a bit of a problem on the slip seriously. What about you?
You snowboard
That's harder though to be fair
But you look cooler doing it
I'm more like snowboarder, like border farm, have you ever heard of border farm?
Yeah, I do it constantly.
Yeah, that's why my, that's why my style is so good.
I'm still doing alright.
Hey, hey, cheese, are you in the lobby?
Yeah, I'm in the lobby, bro.
I can't join.
Nigga, do you think I'm productive?
Yo, Tray, yo, Tray, let me, let me get out of here.
Yo, I'm sorry, yo, what are you doing, bro?
I'm doing these big things.
What's the game for the business. So, so, so, how do you guys in years?
What are you talking about?
You should have a match.
He sounds like.
Switch your team.
How do I switch?
I'm 23
That's crazy, I don't even know New Hampshire had fucking good one game
I'm the biggest
Do you know any other new Hector creators? Yeah, there's a
Mr. Top five and you ever listen to epic rap battles of history it's sort of for your tray
I'm having the same issue, bro. I'm I'm still technically on the Raptors in-game
They either got a dad's board you got dad's board where you got to
Already got my fit on bro. Get out the way. No, it's not need for you to win, bro
But you dressed up like an old person you got it. It's not the way it's no need for you to win
You're gonna be all right
Let me see it. Let me see your screen
That's crazy, bruh.
Throw my discord.
Are there a lot of creators from Mass?
No, no, bro.
There's literally just me, bro.
I will over a million subscribers on this.
A bitch?
Hey guys, excuse me for just a second, guys.
Ludwig, this is Clayton with the producers on the show.
Just wanted to let you know that we're going to be pulling you into the interview channel with Obley and Channing here.
and Channing here in just a minute, and then I'll also be pulling you out of your channel
and in there for like the post game interview and stuff like that. So if you get me out of a
channel, that's where you're headed. Okay.
Heard, Chef. Copy, Chef. Thank you.
Okay. Thank you so much.
All right. Super. Brad, any more?
Yeah, it's about to be...
Oh, more people. Was good, guys.
Hey. Yo, what up? What up?
Yo, yo, yo.
are we do we have to go ahead and meet our two team captains we've got super tf and Ludwig joining us welcome in gentlemen
yeah what up what up first of all listen we're doing a review of everyone's room so far after we saw one
of our players had chucky dolls and lining the walls i see the taiko drums behind you oh you like those
We like the Tycho drums.
I love Tycho.
OK, so are you like a rhythm arcade player 100% or?
Not really, but I think Tycho is fun.
I'm not very good at it, but I like doing it.
Oh, my gosh, that's amazing.
Listen, it's OK.
You don't have to be good at everything.
You could be true like Ludwig, not not good at anything.
Thank you. I'm glad.
What is up with this?
Avaly, did I poop in your coffee this morning
because I entered this discord in the first message I see is from you saying
What is Ludwig doing here? And then the first thing you say to me is a repeat of what is what are we doing here?
Okay, first of all that was directed at your sales guy Kelby who came from the League of Legends scene
We had history second of all, I'm just repeating what I'm seeing because how's that Minecraft adventure going actually really good
Was able to go in my
Buddy I've done things in Minecraft. You could only dream of doing super you play games for fun. I play games to dominate
We're not the same.
Okay.
Who do you dominate?
Minecraft.
What?
Yeah.
He doesn't.
That's the point.
He doesn't know you did it.
There's a 1v1 and you chat and you beat some, some, someone in a 1v.
It's serious.
Have you ever heard of Minecraft speed running?
Yeah.
So it's you speed running against somebody else.
And then the first one to beat it wins and I go against several really talented,
you know, 14 year old and 15 year olds in that game.
Why are you laughing?
mind is untainted. They have a lot of free time. They have a
lot of free time in high school. They got nothing to do all
day. Except school. Yeah, but you know, these days, you just
have chat, GPT do that for you. So it's like they're playing
Minecraft 24 seven and it's tough. Okay, but as I
understand it, you at least have a group of people that you
were playing Minecraft with or are still playing Minecraft
with. Yeah, there's a cabal of us. Yeah. Okay. And are they
Helping you or hindering you hindering they're trying to have a cabal is after me. Yeah, bro. I don't think you're helpable
I'm gonna be so real. I think you're a lost cause dude named five NBA players
That's complete. Okay. I can name 20,000 NBA players, bro. We're talking. What are you saying?
We're at that. There's only four thousand ever. Okay. Well, I have 20,000
We are we are in a 2k matchup right now. All right, you can put all other games aside super
I'm going to I'm going to cook you.
I'm going to cook.
I don't think you will.
I don't think you cook me in any game ever, actually.
I'm a long time Hooper.
I've been hooping since 2023 and there's zero universe.
You know more about this game than I do.
In 2K or in real life, in real life.
But I bring a lot of my moves from real life to the game.
Oh, Lord, what?
I do like a little tween, like step back three.
That's kind of my game mostly and then big body drive. I veer step constantly James Harden or what?
No, I'm not I play I play more
I like to play a little more physical than like I'm not I'm veer step finish not veer step
You know fall down shoot it up try to get
I'm a long time veer step I've been veer stepping since at least January
It's like when a kid learns a new word, so they have to put it in every single sentence.
But listen, here's the thing.
Let's see how much you guys actually know about the game because we do have to jump
into this second match.
But before we do, who is playing Luca?
That's me.
Luca Doncic.
That's my boy in real life.
I met him a few times.
I didn't even know he was a Hooper.
I just thought he was a tall guy and found out later on he actually plays professional
basketball for, I believe, the Los Angeles Lakers.
So I'll be playing him today. Oh, wow. Lord, Lord, Lord. You know, he plays overwatch. Yeah. Yeah. Top 500.
He does. This is true. Yep. Yep. And actually, he's a geogasper as well. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I am. I'm a, yeah, overwatch.
I didn't respond. I just loved it. I got this little run some overwatch. New season. What do you think? No, no.
You know what? That was the best thing we could do. We could do something else.
All right. Well, then here's the thing. We know you're playing Luca. So then,
Does that mean that you super are playing Larry?
Yeah, I am. I am actually.
Why did you play Larry?
Yeah, what do you know about Larry Bird?
I think we're actually we have a similar skill set, actually, me and him.
You have a similar level of athleticism in 2026.
That's a fact. Yes, I was Larry Bird.
I think we kind of, you know, I think you move like modern day Larry Bird.
I agree with that.
Obviously, it's prime, maybe, but.
And what was his prime?
You know, back in like, was that 70s, 80s back in the.
The Stone Age. Oh, come on.
Oh, yeah, bro.
That's joking. Oh, my God, bro.
OK, it was the 80s, by the way.
But yeah.
But what was his rookie season?
Was the 80 that was 80 or 81?
Larry Bird Rookie season.
eighty one eighty two seventy nine.
Super T.F. confirmed knows more than ball.
There you go.
Now, gentlemen, I do have a fast.
He did. They're they're gamers.
They're pro athletes.
Yeah, we're both professional gamers.
Listen, I'm just going to ask this question, though,
because for the stakes of these events,
we do have to say that there is five thousand dollars for the team on the line.
I know that you too like to play for you know, maybe the pride or rather potentially another wager
Is there anything else that you'd like to wager on this showdown?
I actually do have a pretty important wager super that i'm hoping you'll take me up on
What's that bro?
If I win this you can't wear that discord hoodie that you wear too much for at least six months
Six months you wear it you're spamming it bro. You are spamming it
All right, well then if I win what do you what do you do? I mean make him wear the discord hoodie
Oh, no, don't oh you have no, of course. I don't have you definitely do have one because they give them to everybody
Yeah, you gotta throw it on I need to see you wear it at least once a week thoughts for six months
Once a week for six months deal. Yeah deal. That's our deal
All righty sounds good my 24. Yeah
All right, we're good. Bad of math.
That's good. We have our wager. That's actually fantastic.
I'm excited for that. But listen, before we jump into your showdown,
we actually have another little mini game for you guys to play here today.
It is called Start Bench Cut.
We are going to show you three different names of NBA players,
and you're just going to have to tell us who you would start,
who you would bench, and who you would cut.
would cut. And remember Channing is in the call. He will judge you mercilessly based
off of your decisions.
Yeah, I judge everybody all the time.
Well, I appreciate it. I'd like to be judged, but you know, luckily you got two real hoopers
who can tell you.
All right. Yeah, super. Let's start with you since you know, like 40,000 NBA players,
as you said, start bench cut Shaquille O'Neal, Zion Williamson and Luca Duncan.
Hmm. Okay. I think I think we let's start with the start. We will start I'm gonna start
Luca I'm gonna Ben Shack and I'm gonna cut Zion sorry Zion. Channing what do you think
about that?
You know, Shaquille O'Neal is a top seven player of all time and Lucas made me.
I do know that.
You like who you like.
But my defense is, uh, Luca Donchich follows me on Twitter.
So that's my boy.
That's actually a good reason.
That's, you know, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta arrive with Luca.
That is what it is.
Wait, he follows you on Twitter?
Oh.
He must have stopped following people.
It's because of Overwatch.
Literally, it's because of Overwatch.
No, but I've played Overwatch too, and you know, follow me.
But are you good at it though?
I was top 500 at my high school.
How many people went to your high school, 500?
600.
Well, let's, can we move on?
Avaly, what do you have?
We got a show to go through.
I'm sorry.
Well, now you have to give us your list.
Same people?
It's the same people.
Same exact people.
Um, same people.
I mean, I feel like you gave us a baby list.
I'm not going to lie.
It's start Shaquille O'Neal.
You are cuttings on Williamson and you are benching.
Luca Donch is like, move on next.
All right.
And Channing, you feel better about that?
Yeah, that's the, that is the only list.
It's Jack Luca.
Like this is like the game you get again at the dentist's office.
Can you put the square peg into the square hole?
Like this is a freebie.
All right, fine. We'll give you a tougher game to play than Ludwig.
We're going to have you go first. All right.
Now, this is the age old question.
Many game that we're bringing up here.
Who are you going to sit with at lunchtime?
Let's go ahead and bring up the options. Oh, sorry.
Yeah. Well, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Over beyond.
OK, but here are your options. All right.
Table number one, you have some familiar, friendly,
Minecraft friends. Okay. Valky. Squeaks. Right. Right. Okay.
Table number two, you have LeBron James, Luca and Slime with hair.
Yeah. Yeah, you do. Table number three, you have German, Northern Lion and Michael Reeves.
These are your three options. Who are you sitting with for lunchtime?
Yeah, it's a it's it's a tough question, but I got to sit with people who have the most in common with.
So throw me at the table with all the hoopers.
A lot of people laughing this call.
I can't see the faces.
I'm sorry, can we get face on?
Was it was going on over there?
I don't hear a lot of noise.
No, you just, you know.
Sorry about that.
What if you're three?
I think there's a universe where I'm gonna sit at a table if the option is open with Valkyrie or
Or or or or or German when I got LeBron James
He's ever like what do you have in common? That's with LeBron
Yeah, you guys are both billionaires both billionaires my hairline's going away too. So we got a lot to talk about
Oh, before we get to Super's turn,
Channing, what would they say when Ludwig sat down at the table?
We're not done with our plates.
Yeah, you got that.
Yeah, yeah.
No, they'd be like, honestly, security as much security as both of them have.
He wouldn't get within 10 feet of that table without getting tased or laser
beamed in his eye.
Damn, he's trying you go.
It's like that.
Like that.
Right, right, bro, because here's the deal.
That's what would happen if I didn't have a ball in my hand.
If I have a ball in my hand and I was casually just dribbling towards the
table, they would see the way that I move with the ball in my hand.
They would go, oh, he's one of us.
Then they would welcome me.
That's my idea.
Genius.
All right.
We actually had another question from our production team.
What do you think Slime and LeBron are talking about?
I mean, they're both 35 plus.
They're talking about the age. Yeah, they're very similar age.
They're talking about like movies from the 90s.
Like they're going through their letterbox.
I'm sure LeBron has a very robust letterbox.
What is the letterbox?
It's the website where you review movies you've seen.
It's like, yeah, you know, you watch Chinatown.
And you're like, I rated a four out of five.
Oh, you don't have a letter box.
Now, I ain't got time, man.
I'm old. I'm on status dog.
I'm above 40.
Got kids getting when you're 40 plus.
That's when you open the letter box.
Yeah, it's like prime help years, dude.
Yeah.
Listen, I try not to write emails more or less, right?
Review on a movie.
If I see a movie, I go, do I want to watch it?
No. OK, next.
That's fair. That's fair.
All right. OK.
Super we got to ask you the same exact questions. Let's go ahead and reveal your lunchtime tables my lunchtime table. Oh
Table number one you got X QC stable Ronaldo and Lacey Wow
Table two you got Dante Aspen aim bot Calvin in
Table three you got Cina
catch and Ludwig is there. He got kicked out from the other love frame, unfortunately.
Hmm, honestly? I mean, I can't go to table three. I can't go there.
Why not?
Well, I mean, Ludwig's there, first of all. I mean, this is an easy table, too, I think.
the whole gang is there my you know some of some of the OGs are there we gotta go table to you don't want to hang out with the OG
XQC
Yeah, XQC is there. I feel like I feel like Lacey would like bully me and then kick me out of the table a little bit
Like I don't know and then getting bullied by Lacey, bro
I don't know bro. I just feel like it wouldn't go too well for me. Yeah, I have fair enough
And then I mean Calvin there. I spin Dante. I gotta go table to here
Good table. That's a solid table.
That's a solid table.
All right. Well, thank you so much for letting us into your minds in the cafeteria.
I guess we have one final thing to show you before we, you know, release you to get ready
for that game. And that is, of course, the tale of the tape.
We have some statistics to see how you two line up against each other and.
Whoa, okay, what time now?
Why is my height five seven?
Who is, who, I, what?
Why is the first thing you notice
your height and not your forehead, bro?
Why you got three of them in this picture?
Cause everyone knows about that.
I am not five seven, by the way, clarifying.
I am five 10, this is real.
Okay.
Where that prove it?
How do I prove it?
Why is my height five seven?
Stand in front of the door.
If you don't go next to the door.
Yeah, stand next to the door.
like that. That's a good call. Five foot five. Yeah, you're not that you're not
that tall. I've sex maybe. Maybe by the way, that's a maybe. Yeah, you have to reach
up to hit the doorknob to turn the doorknob. What?
You don't know how to use a bidet. Like what? Are you losing the fight? How's that
happening? Bro, you are. I think you remember actually what happened there. Oh,
I actually do.
He was there?
No.
You used to be dating him?
No.
I was there, yeah.
I had to show him the ropes.
Did not work out well.
I had to.
Basically, first time I used it the other day, it just.
Let's just say it won the fight.
It did, it did win the fight.
It was bad.
Water pressure was too high.
I just, I wasn't ready for it.
And bad, it was just not a good experience for me.
Sometimes it doesn't work out, but yeah, but how are you there?
I mean, he was just coaching.
I'll ask a lot of questions.
You really got to get this show on the road.
No offense.
Like I apologize.
Uh, and actually you are incredibly correct.
We do have to get on, uh, on with this show.
In fact, we have a clip that we can pull up here that I think our
audience has been looking for.
I don't know. I don't know.
Sunday was good. Yeah, I wouldn't.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, not really.
It's kind of a bad.
Did you watch your studio tune into the Super Bowl per chance?
Oh, yes.
my 80 inch TV, bro. And then a whole bunch. So you may change. Is that what the clip was?
Yeah. And they brought up the Super Bowl that the Patriots lost. I didn't go to the game.
Was it a great. Did you think they were going to win? It's not about thinking.
There's no way you believe in Drake. Sorry. You just you couldn't have thought Drake may
was going to do anything. Like I just couldn't have thought, man. Fandom isn't because you think
your team's going to win is because you put your whole heart into them winning. And regardless
the result you believe like what are you talking about? Alright, but then you cross the line into
being delusional. Why? Because I put up 70k for tickets. It was a good time. Hopefully you wait
for free. 70k? That's a baller statement. Hold up. Yeah. You have way too much money. A little less
now if that makes you feel better. You have the experience in your heart. Maybe it does. Maybe it
Listen, you could be picking up 5K if you win here today to either, you know, make yourself
feel a little bit better.
That's barely a dent.
I'm up to ticket prices.
Either way, we have to let you two go.
Go ahead, get pressed for your game.
Thank you.
Wishing you both the best of luck.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
That's my brother.
I've seen him.
I've seen him in my head.
They, uh, they, they told her they weren't good.
I make people relate look at people say yeah my pops did that yeah my mom's did that yeah
my uncle did that that's just what I be telling you how like I bring people together and I
make them connect because there's like at the end of the day he's still haven't recovered
all right hey guys we're gonna hop into game now um if you guys want to go ahead and join
the lobby I think we're just missing Ludin super how would I join if I was a guy who
who was trying to join.
What?
Uh, oh, it's not.
It's not.
We love it.
Are you a official game?
I'm not bad.
But I'm Hooper.
Yo, yo, bro, let me ask you this, bro.
When you go to the barbershop, right?
Growing up as a kid, like, like, like you used to get a line
up on a low taper or like, do they just like cut it with scissors?
No, they straight up put a bowl in my head that cuts scissors
all around that.
I was scared to sell.
You got a bulk up for it.
I got a bulk up probably first 13 years of my life.
I think it's frozen.
Can you refetch your V-next ball, I think it's frozen.
I can hear Koki talking to my V-meats.
I don't know why.
Ludwig and Super, if you guys mind rejoining the stream together, Link, I think you guys
got dropped.
OK, and just to be clear, I'm meant to be playing Luca.
Am I making the build?
No, you know, you'll be the one who will load in.
Yeah.
Yo, yo, super, what up, bro?
What's going on, brother?
Yo, super, so let me teach you some manners, bro.
When you come in there, bro, you say, what up to everybody,
bro? Damn, that's a fact, bro.
That's my fault. You guys were talking.
I don't want to be rude.
That's not for you, super.
Hey, hey, super, super, don't worry about cheese.
Yeah, I got that.
You should be worried about him.
Yeah.
No
defeated here. All right, maybe not undefeated, but super. I'm like, I'm bro, like they look
you messed up. I play on my team, bro. Actually, to be honest, bro, we good, bro. I'm toxic,
but I'm only toxic to the opponents and I'm my team. No, I got you. No, we'll be fine,
though. They have Ludwig. Come on. Like come on. Yeah, true. What is that type of disrespect
that I'm hearing right now when you were too shot at you? Ludwig Ogren, like what? Who's
worried
All right, let me ask you guys a question if you two were to
If you guys just like box I row who would box? Yeah, I'd love to hear your answer
I mean we don't have to answer that one
215 pounds I've been
You are not six
I'm repping
Yeah, and I'm repping
What about you?
I'm five ten and he's not six three by the way. He's my
He's
I got measured literally two days ago
Three days ago, you're not
I started lying a lot before that I'll be honest. Okay. Wait, what is wrong? Why am I picking?
No
our team. Make sure you do all time, Celtics, then you want to pick the 99 overall Larry
Bird.
They're giving you 99 overall and I only got 95 Luka. Can I play Rui Hachimura? I'll
be on the corner.
Yeah.
He can't.
You can't.
Wait, I'm not.
Let them be Rui.
I mean, I mean, bro, they said they got their segment where they have to wait a minute.
Wait a minute. He on my team. No, he can't be.
No, I can't be.
I
Don't mess
All right y'all
Me super Hollywood man a new trio
I'm locked in I'm locked in come on. Yo, yo super you know how to like um, have you paid too capable for enough?
All right, so how do you see the last time you played 2K?
Work with you square.
OK, how do you dunk the ball?
Um, I mean, Larry wasn't much of a dunker.
That's true, that's true.
He's got today.
So Larry, Larry wasn't doing that.
How do you lay up?
No, listen, Larry Bird, he got like a 99 layup, bro.
So if you're going for the layup, we're going.
We got to hold our two.
Hey, Tray, you're going super.
Tray.
It looks like we're just waiting on two.
Wait, our two, and then what?
ready up I'm gonna get rebounds
you'll just need to do it after you select your character you'll need to
advance one more time I'm a right stick shooter I'll be honest I'm not a
square shooter yes I've played this game bro I am a gamer there's no game on
you better than me at no offense
He gets to be 99 overall
Michael Jordan
Why does he get Michael on the Wisdom?
That Michael Swear on the Wisdom
See the bank, see the bank, Terry
Come on, Holly, come on
Give me that, give me that
No problem. Second. No. No way.
Even wide open every time. There's no worries, boys.
Alright, bro. Chill. Warm shot. Chill me.
Where you at? Where you at? Where you at?
Yo!
That's an assist.
Hey, hey, hey. This is a three-point line.
We're waiting. You have to stop.
Throw it. Throw it. Throw it. Throw it.
Super super gotta do something
You press triangle to shoot the ball Super Super
Get open get open train. I got you come on. She's got that come on. Come on
Come on you play better on my team let's go
Nothing they try to dig around top is cheese though bro cheese steak, bro
There's no way people there's no way people watch cheese play 2k, bro
And look try to hold L1 on
L1
Come on
cheese stink bro these things don't matter it doesn't matter who you got you
suck you can have a creative player you can't beat me nothing you stink shut up
I'm gonna get you in the championship game.
Shut up, shut up.
That's the best I've done in the middle.
Throw it, throw it, throw it.
He's gonna get you.
That's the best.
Come here, let me bump cheese.
Come on, cheese.
Look at him.
You don't even know right stick.
You don't know right stick.
That's the best.
you're right you're right that's me hey get open you got you got bad you gonna
hit open open open open love to the basket I don't need to cut to the basket I
I want to be one. Do you think you're not doing this? You're not. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, you
want to be one. Come on. You want to be one. You're right. That's right. Let's do it. Let's do all the
work. Hey, Barry, can you go to Dex? Oh, don't go hit. Oh, you're gonna hit. If you have it.
I'm sorry. No, no, no. It's
a little L2 cheese. I get you
me. You don't need me. No,
we're good. Come on. I know
what to do. That's for me.
He's gonna have to hit a
crab. Come on. He can't hit a
crab. Yeah. By the way, you
gotta turn the monitor on if
you want to play. Yeah.
Oh, man.
Come on. You're good. You're
good. You're good. Hey, let's
I mean we just gotta hit a jumper, man.
Hey look, go to work, go to work, go to work, go to work, bro.
Shoot it, shoot it bro.
Easy, easy, I'm pulling the dog down.
I just got a bullet.
I
Come on he would never he would never what do you mean those money?
Come on, get down there.
Give me that, he a bot, he a bot, he a bot, he a bot, he a bot, no no, don't jump,
let me out.
I got you.
One of these days I hit that, I promise you, jump, jeez, stay, jeez, stay, jeez, stay,
stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, come on.
I should every ball I should every ball I don't lose confidence.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, Tray, we don't have to wait until the first man's ready.
Shut up.
Man, I told you that last game.
Hey, you got a lot better, bro.
First game, first game.
bro I got like 10 cardio out there I'm not going to lie no you didn't play
that's all right let's keep running keep running he shut set the chase
1 for 7 that is crazy yo I know what you want for fire bro let's not act like you
were doing much out there 20% not bad bro that's gonna be a caliber okay and you
were a traffic cone on defense I don't want to hear free assists and a steal
Hey, look, you was hoping I appreciate that
This shit's literally on play let me switch off the shack or what
No switching buddy
We actually have super in love with ready to join us again for this post games. Let's go ahead and welcome them in
My goodness super anything you got to say for yourself
Ah warm up game, that's a warm-up game, you know, that's one of those things it happens the best of us
It is the best of three. So if you
Exactly one game. It's no problem warm-up game
I mean Kofi and I were actually just talking as soon as we saw you land some of those three pointers
If you're warm not game two should be great
Some of those
That last week you feel like you have the jump jump shot timer down super
Okay, I just think I didn't realize I had to hold it for a lot longer than I thought and now I got that and next game
is going to be a generational performance. Maybe maybe it's a miss click and you had
Shaq's three point ability or something. Maybe something was wrong. Maybe it was a character
issue. 99 Larry Bird probably wasn't good enough. Super in the 20 seconds that you have, go look
at a Larry Bird film and see brings it behind his ear. So you got to hold it. It's not like
a quick release. So it's like slower. Yeah. But like it went in every single time. It was disgusting.
Then I thought it'd be worse. I honestly thought it'd be worse.
Jenny, be real. What did you think about me? Wait, my time out.
Mary shots. If you, if you said you thought it'd be worse,
that means you thought I would have made zero shots just for like
clarification. Cause I made one. So if you thought it'd be worse,
but you were not awful on defense either, which is like somewhere
with that of where to be. You are awful. You are good, but you
weren't awful. I'll take that. You're like gas station chicken nuggets.
You're edible, but like nobody's going to get it.
Oh, dude, he's the hot dog that hasn't been picked up at the gas station in two days.
Just rotating, rotating, offensive defense, offensive defense, rolling.
Listen, what we think about gas station food.
I also want to hear your thoughts on the predictions from chat.
Let's go ahead and pull that up just to see what you have believed.
What?
What? That's the first time the Wizards have ever had a 99% likelihood of winning.
maybe ever. One percent. Yeah, super.
I do have to tell you that only one person voted for the Celtics.
So the percentage that it could be rounded,
it makes you feel better. It's two. I also predicted the Celtics would.
So it's two of us. So that's double. I'll take two.
I got two people in my corner. That's a little disheartening.
I can't lie. Just burn the jacket, bro.
Might as well just burn that discord hoodie now we got more games to come.
I relax. We got more games.
What is it? The best of here.
That's the three best of three.
But we also have some highlights.
Let's go ahead and roll those just to please let you guys relive some of this warm up game, as you call it.
Super. Yeah.
One more game.
Look at that. I mean, look at that.
Nothing you can do about that.
That's Shaquille O'Neal, bro.
I mean, probably 2K was just.
We found out we could just double check.
And that's what we were doing.
That really seemed to work out.
Yeah, maybe if I hit some more of those open looks, I mean.
I was actually just running cardio out there, man.
That was so bad.
Do you know what I appreciated about the way you played?
What's that?
You're a D'Angelo Russell player because you went 0 for 6
and you didn't stop shooting.
What the hell did that what did that cat just spawn from outside?
Are you just? No, no. Yeah.
Yeah. That's my cat. His name is watermelon.
Oh, water. Shut up. Watermelon. What a cute cat.
Thanks. I forgot. I didn't know I was on camera yet.
And I saw you.
You just pulled a cat from outdoors is what it looked like for us.
Yeah. Well, my dogs are on that side.
So it's like my little girls got here.
So I was just listening to y'all talk about stuff.
And I was like, you know, let me see what's up with my cat, man.
Yeah, get watermelon inside.
All right, we'll shout out watermelon.
Very cute.
All right.
Well, guys, listen, we do have to release you so that you can get
prepped for game number two.
Ludwig, do you think that this is going to be the final game of the series?
Yes, I do.
I'll really appreciate the question.
I think it's going to be a clean to all.
Fantastic confidence.
I have to disagree.
I have to disagree, but, you know,
Well, that's what it is less. I love that jacket. Oh, I wear this. I wear this a lot
We're in a lot too much. Oh, I mean rate the fit
No, I'm just asking if they could rate your fit
I'm just I'm just chilling at home with a jacket on you. You act like I'm I'm gonna ask questions anymore
So me can't ask freaking questions anymore
Okay, all right gentlemen go get ready. We will see you in just a bit best of luck
Thank you, thank you
It gave me a tip before
Hey, go save them how they will let's go better
Are you a problem on Larry bird?
What I don't know they make them use players that I've never used before.
Who are you using in this game?
I can't get Luca.
Yeah, I use Lever and I won the whole tournament.
Who are you using today?
I'm gonna use Shaq.
He would use Ray Allen with the same three-pointer.
What's wrong with Ray Allen?
I was missing one.
Number two three-pointer all-time.
Yeah, but hey brother, we're on West service.
I've heard of west. I've heard of west. It's where I live. Okay.
It's a pink. I think it's a pink.
What is it?
R21 square on the drive.
You play your game, bro
I'm green one and we won the game pretty cleanly we were double in shack quite nicely
I play so weird, bro, no, if I see any of your life, bro, just remember that, bro.
I'm mad right now.
I'm mad.
You know, 6-3-2-35, bro.
And brother, I'm 6-7-300.
Hey, guys.
I
Lovely, can I get you to refresh your units for me real quick? Yeah, I got you on that
cool, thank you
I don't know you five.
Okay.
I'll start, bro.
See, I don't know you five, 18.
Okay.
I'll start.
You have people really believe in you.
I'm five eight.
Hey, I said one, two, like five, five.
You don't really think I'm going to sit here and lie on God, bro?
Like, come on, bro.
Come on, check.
I don't know, bro.
You might not believe in God.
Yo, your mic, your mic lagging a little bit.
Okay.
No, that's the thing y'all y'all act different in front of other streamers. I see it
And love wigger you from the body of the audio guy in here on V mix the other
No, I can't hear my muted it. I am muted it. Yeah, just keep it unmuted all the time if you can heard chef got you
Thank you
Okay, we're good. Wait, no you to join super. I heard he's looking at the video of how to play. I left real quick, but now it won't let me join. Wait a minute. What's going on?
Official game three to three. Yeah, advanced and I click advanced and it's in choose your opponent. So you got a desk. Yeah, you got to reset the lobby. I think I think you got a dashboard to come back in.
to come back in. Is he saying something about the table?
Super what is the error exactly?
It says, hold on, official game, joint game.
This attempt at starting a match was unsuccessful, please try again.
Yo, I'm not going to lie, bro. Yo, Hollywood, you sure you don't?
It's on central now. I just saved clip that last game was on West.
It was it was I basically live in central. I'm an AZ but it's a
It is a glitch on the league bill to where it is say something to be on something different
Yeah, we're
Okay
No matter to me.
Like I'll go check.
Chad, it's going to be an easy sweep here.
I guess it's packed up.
It's going to be an easy sweep.
Then we can finish that video we watched earlier.
So again, it's going to be like work.
When am I posting a video?
No idea.
Very official game, joint game.
What I don't like about 2K is there's a weird amount of lag
when you shoot for the meter.
There's a little bit of life right now.
I didn't do duck me every way
possible, bro.
He said, oh, there's another
best of three after this.
Okay.
That I always it's like semi
finals or something that I
had.
And I'll
lobbyist backup.
And I think we're changing
the same.
Have you ever lost the bear?
Never.
Yeah.
And a finals never.
We're not the right now.
Let's go.
We're not the right now.
Let's go.
We're not the right now.
Let's go.
Well, let's do it.
Oh, come on.
Come on, let's go.
So, Holly, you want to take them?
Wait, I think I clicked the wrong...
Hey, Barron.
Yeah, I'll take them, bro.
You don't block me. I'm blocked.
All right, that's from the Lakers.
Mods, Preds!
Yeah.
That's crazy, bro.
I think having a battle against people is better than cheese.
I mean, cheese is one of the top trades.
Why is Khan up on Canipol 75?
We're in a matter bro. So you don't want to be the best player for it to be updated.
That's a reason for it to be updated.
Yeah, yeah. What you want to bet on it?
That's what I'm saying, bro.
What you want better than that.
That's not updated.
That makes sense.
How much you want to bet?
Yeah, what you want to bet?
We're playing all-time maps.
Luca, he's higher overall.
I'd rather lick a little bit.
Why do you get on reality?
Well, get off reality.
Nigga, what you mean?
Well, the shit was on West Coast.
I believe he's asking you why you had to switch out of the game.
you know what you mean for the she was on a West Coast I believe he's asking you why you had to switch off the Ray Allen
the same reason why you guys didn't let me use Larry Bird
we didn't let you use Larry Bird because it's Super T.F.s favorite player
Yo it says yeah to go
yeah I said for sure
okay
and so you made him proud with the way you played last game bro
uh love it make sure you advance from that
yeah
you guys think we'll be friends forever
We started off slow, but I didn't eat any caught on fire. No, he didn't he did
Now we got it for sure
Hello
Love me. You know how I want to ignore your pressure. Oh, sorry meant to me it
He was lagging. Yo, dude. Yo, super. Do you play our creators?
I haven't tried it
He's didn't even play it
Oh
I'm gonna leave him.
I'm not sure.
Come on, basketball is this.
It's not hitting.
It's stupid of all.
So good job.
Thank you.
You got it.
Shoot.
Good shot.
Give it back, give it back, give it back.
No way. Who's letting this guy take open shots? In a way. Let me shoot. Let me shoot, please.
Okay, boy. Bang! There it is! Hold on! They got a guard. There it is! Let's go! You're not making that a jam. There it is.
That's clamped.
Clamped?
Shoot the bomb.
Shoot the bomb, though.
Where's this guy going?
What the hell?
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
He's clean.
I kind of do a little bit, but that's chill.
I'm gonna go for the win, personally.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, that's a good shot as a good shot.
Keep taking us.
Come on.
Get it.
Get back.
Get up.
What are these on the way?
Of course.
Nice.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What are they?
They don't win this game though.
Cut, cut, cut.
Good take, good take, good take, good take.
You made it.
Quick paint, quick paint.
You should drop.
Yep.
How do you fall?
Bow.
Bow, bow.
I'm a man, bitch.
I don't come this up.
You know what to do.
Leave him open.
Suck it.
I mean, leave his empty these ladies, Shaq, and they can get out of here with this.
He got bored.
Come on, go ahead.
He ain't boxed up.
Dicks.
What's up?
You got Shaq?
You can't dominate the Lord.
That's the only way to score.
No, I'm not scoring, man.
I know we had new rules.
The best.
Bang.
We got to stop.
Get up and try it.
I'm always coming.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just stay in the middle right there.
Go, go, go.
I don't know if you want to jump in the shooter.
Yep.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Go to the tree.
If they don't leave you open, I find you should open three.
You don't can wait.
He's not a threat, bro.
Yeah, we're good.
I'm waiting for early.
Straight on middle.
just separate them you go get over
to top top we top we top we
come on
ah
you let you hit him
I got
Yeah, you got to get out of here, let's go.
Yeah, I got to look at it.
Thank you, Major.
You got to breathe it.
Shoot my body, it's so small.
I'm so cold.
Oh!
Pass, pass, pass.
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Oh!
We're here!
No!
Come on.
No!
Stay right there, stay right there, Wee.
Stay right there.
I won't move.
Okay.
No, it's not.
Here, don't.
Inside?
Here, come on.
Be a tatty, be a tatty, Blake.
You're open.
We're going to be open again.
Come back.
I'll be back.
New Hampshire.
Come on, New Hampshire.
Is that right there?
It's time to key week.
It's it's an ugly game.
I'm back.
I'll take that.
It's not working.
No, it's falling.
It's falling.
Super.
What?
No way.
Super.
Let's go.
Lot.
Let's go.
And there it is.
Come on.
Don't break it.
All right.
Come on.
Super.
No.
Super.
That's all right.
You see how we adjusted our defense?
Yes, sir.
Yes.
So that's what we're going to do again.
But no.
But let me see the game.
I'm willing to help.
Wait.
I think it's, I'm not going to lie.
Let's get together.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's that?
Next game, next game.
It's a good next game, bro.
You never gone 0-9 in a game before, like,
B&E spots, right?
And I feel like, hey, look, hey, look, I'm just, it's all right.
It's all right.
Hey, I'm going to check the other rage and see if I better
get the move, because I literally can't even
pull the ball off.
Dude, why was shooting so hard?
I can't.
Why was shooting so hard?
Shooting was so hard.
I genuinely don't know what I was doing wrong.
I shot it later early every time is Luca just not a three-point shooter
The green zone was tiny and I feel like I was wide open
It felt like the hardest Mario Party game of all time I
Was early a bunch place because I was late, so then I went way earlier
Dude, can I just shoot around like what the hell just shoot around?
What the host
But the host
Can I play somebody that's not luka Donchich or do I have to play luka?
I
Do I just want to like practice shooting this is insane, what am I doing?
I don't know.
That's called a terrible name.
That's not a terrible name.
Don't, don't, don't let him say.
Don't be mad and never get that
training.
I don't.
Hey, Louis.
Do you know how to suit with the stick?
We go try that, try that.
Yeah, but do it with your left stick, not your right one.
Yeah.
Oh, no, you do it both at the same time, I'm tripping.
It's just your right stick.
Right stick down and right stick up.
But you're still living, right?
So I think, man, you just gotta make shots.
And if you're wide open, brother,
you gotta take them and make them.
All right, well, it sounds like we have Ludwig
and Super ready to join us in just a moment here.
So let's go ahead, bring them in.
Boys, it's all tied up one to one, but the first thing that we have to address, what is the scoreboard?
Because, Lud, it looks like your teammates were passing you the ball pretty frequently,
trying to give you some really awesome opportunities to sink some of those threes.
But, Super, can you guess what Ludwig's score was at the end?
Oh, oh, I, yeah, I looked at that. I think it, I think it said 0-9, actually. It's a little bit...
it. Yeah. Yeah. It did sound like y'all. That's true. What happened there? Well, you
know, I think it's actually the issue with modern day basketball. This course is everyone's
looking at the box score. They're not looking at the game at hand. So you want to talk about
what happened in that game. You can talk about the difference that the Celtics made defensively
to leave open the weaker three point shooter. And that's what we should be talking about
here. Okay, but you still lost the game. I was like, you lost me. You lost. It's hard
to go. Oh, and I went, Luca, don't it. It's really, it's really, I'll say that. Lucas
had oh, nine days. You look at the history of that man, like obviously in a lustrous career,
probably going to be a first ballot hall of fame when it's all said and done, but he's
had bad days. I'm so sorry Ludwig I just opened up your stream right now and I see you practicing
baskets and it looked like you just made the first one but you've been missing all of the rest
in practice. Awfully did you see her twerk today? Why are you acting like a snake? She has you clocked
bro. I'm unbiased I'm unbiased I'm just calling it as I see it the same way that I saw Super's chat
basically saying pick the right Larry this time and oh that is true I did pick the wrong Larry
Look, he has top three three-point shooter all time. I have Luca Doncic and I'm open at three
The issue is Luca's not that good from three comparatively
What?
Five three-point shooter all time
No Larry Bird
Why are we being disrespectful to Larry Bird?
Step we're not but we're just saying Luca is very very good
I like some of it. I like some of his package.
Then Larry Bird. Larry Bird's a better basketball player.
Luca's a better scorer.
So where do you put Larry Bird?
Larry Bird in my book is top 10.
It turns a three point shooter?
Yes. Yes. Good Lord. Children.
Do you think that she could sink more baskets than Lud did in that last game?
Actually, I've seen her, yes. I've seen her make a basket versus a brother.
I have seen her make a basket. I have seen it with me actually with with my character
Right now by the way, do you see him? What's in this guy is trying to make some shots? He's like
Watch this documentary last night to prepare for this. It's called space jam. It's about this young basketball player
I don't know if you know his name is Mike and it's all about his work that he put in. Okay, so I'm putting the work in
Forgive me. Listen guys
He has a $10,000 bill.
He got about 15 more of these streams.
He got to win to get that Super Bowl money back.
So let's not worry about the numbers.
It starts to make my feelings be a little hurt.
All right.
Super, because we focused on a lot for this conversation,
anything that you want to say either about your teammates or yourself,
the confidence, the momentum coming into this.
I said first game was a woman game.
I made one shot.
This game, this game, I made 13.
I got 13 points.
five out of ten shots. I mean, what can I say, Ludd wasn't ready for it. He thought he had something
going on the first game. He didn't look at him. He's still lost. He doesn't even know where he is
right now. Look how locked in he is to go 0 for 9 next game. Look at this guy.
You know what it is to be great, the work you have to put in to get there. I'm doing the work
and you get made fun of on the way. You know what I'm saying? You get made fun of putting the work in.
it. Listen, I understand it. Keep shooting. Keep shooting. Actually, yes, please do. Isn't
that right? You went one for 20 and when you were on shot number 19, did you say I shouldn't
shoot this one? Yeah, I kind of was like, hey, don't shoot it. My teammates go, you
want to shoot it? I was like, I don't want to. They were like, yes. No, no, that's all
All right, just keep shooting.
Just keep shooting, baby.
All right, well, both of you, thank you so much again
for joining us after game number two.
And I do mean it when I say, I am wishing both of you
the best of luck because we are very excited to see
what happens in game number three.
So thank you and best of luck again, gentlemen.
He was going there and just spamming, bro.
Yeah, don't forget who's your daddy, but when I was doing YouTube, it was crazy.
You was trashed, I was getting boards over you.
Are you dumb?
I said I should not have no boards, you're trashed.
I'm 15 rebounds, tier two.
Uh, cheese.
Yo.
So, I just took confirm with you, uh, so you guys do have to pick between Larry Bird
railing and Shaq, but you guys can swap amongst yourself between those three.
Oh, so I go Larry?
So you could go there if you want to but you cannot swap any player out you guys. I don't think you want me in the board though
Jumper is really easy super it just it releases later than you think so you just want to release when the ball
I don't think he's like top 20 actually, but
Yes, we get Hollywood and Ludwig in the lobby. Yeah, I got at least some more shots
I gotta make before I get in the lobby. Sorry. No, we're not waiting on you, bro. Yeah, y'all are
I don't know.
Let's switch to it.
He might be greeted right now, but like when crunch time comes, he's not going to come
on.
You all have never seen the lights I've seen.
I mean, no disrespect to you three.
You sound like a great gentleman.
You've never seen the lights I've seen, brother, brother, listen, let me tell you the lights
that I've seen.
New yester 2077.
Right.
Track me 100 meter dash.
What did I do?
Fifth place?
Geez, you got to relax.
Brother, Brockton, Massachusetts.
the first place 50 m dash.
You're talking about Brockwood
Massachusetts population 17.
What are we doing here?
We need to get in the lobby.
Everybody in Massachusetts,
buddy.
You don't get your ass in the lobby.
All right, super.
So you're going to go Ray Allen's
game?
Oh, I mean, I can if you want.
You want to do that.
Super.
They play with you.
They're playing bad.
It's because the dribble moves on
Ray Allen aren't good.
Like you can't do it.
Oh, okay.
You're going to be able to do
it.
You're going to be able to do
it.
You're going to be able to do
I
Join the damn lobby like
I'm trying to make
If he's down, I'm going to leave it up to Super.
Super, he's touching me, bro.
Super hot.
Don't do it.
Don't listen to the other team.
He's saying don't do it because he knows he's going to lose.
Super, do what you want to do.
We don't care either way, bro.
Make a damn decision.
Yeah.
I'll go reality.
OK.
Look at that.
OK.
Look at that.
Soft as hell.
See that?
You hear it?
Come on, bro.
Here's the deal, bro.
So I mind if they switch.
like they have to switch their whole game plan around us like they're that nervous
they're changing their positions like cheese couldn't do it is Larry heard that easy to shoot on it
we could pick it up for a day shoot with it
now that rips actually hurt it should do it
every time it's me they talk
there's a reason he's good at doing it
I don't know if he can't even just green him but if he's not that damn difficult
wait wait wait you can't beat me you just take a two k
you're guarding luggage and um oh wait that means i gotta guard them
I
I'll tell you what I'm absolutely not going for over none this game and I can tell cheese. This is your super bowl
The nerves are gonna hit you man. You got to relax
Oh man, do not let him disrespect you like that.
I like that.
I like that a lot, bro.
You're so astral.
Like, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Do not let him disrespect you like that.
Alright, that's what I'm saying, guys.
What's good to get too much of what cheese?
I'm finally done.
Here at Exposed Love.
Guys, you know, we slice them stand up.
Hey, look, when you take Ray Allen, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Alright.
We know.
I got a
there it is there it is
I got it I got it
let's see
come on
now you better take the defense cheese you did all this planning
He can't get over to me so sit right there. You're right there
Yeah
Super you're lying.
I know, stay with him, eat your best shooter.
He don't like it, he likes it right.
They're blinding my eyes straight!
Super!
Ah!
I'm gonna dance them up all the way.
I'm agreeing with him.
He wants to get down here, yep.
Yep, I'm there.
I'm agreeing with him.
All the lights.
like you shot this up with defense is falling apart I got super
what again
I'm there in no universe is you cannot just walk up
what's up? Get up to three.
he's out. He's out. He's out.
One more. One more. One more.
Green stay. Good pass. Super.
Super. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,
No way.
huge huge the boards are brutal up stop stop stop
come on oh trade trade
pick up pick up pick up
come on
all three you all on by I think you count
No way
Yo smart basketball
on me look who's on me look who's on me huge brother oh if we get on again hit me
I
We don't read on there
Patience patience. Ah, that's my bad. That's my bad
That's a vessel it's all right patience patience patience
go.
Oh,
go.
Go.
I got a steal.
Hey, auto pass.
Nice.
Got green.
That's a game momentum.
You got to spray it.
Yeah.
It just made me out of pass.
I don't know. I don't know.
Get up there.
That's my. No.
Of course you weren't. I have a
three dimensional game plan.
No.
And then you got we got to we got to make him
I genuinely played awesome. That's not on me, bro. I genuinely played awesome. I'm not
bro. You suck. I'll play you for whatever. I just
played awesome. I went for the treatment. You know what I'm
talking about? You want to look up? You show. You show.
Brother, we got three. Oh, can we play? Yeah. Oh, God. You
made it three. Oh, God. I don't play you for whatever
happen is. Oh, God. Yeah, that's funny. I saw you. But I
didn't not sell game three.
Let's leave this stream and let's go play for five bands.
We make a five band today.
Let's play.
Let's leave.
I'm off to this game.
Come on.
I'm off.
No, no, no.
Me and you.
We play one on one.
Five and five.
I'm off this.
Let's play for five bands then.
I'm off this.
Load up.
I'm on 2K.
Go to my stream.
Let's load up.
One on one.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Get the team. Get the team.
They ready, they're ready. They're in the chat. My team is in the chat.
All right, I'm running the stream. Show me who, who, who, who.
We're ready, we're ready. Come on. You ain't going I'm a guard right?
You ain't going I'm a guard. Okay. We're ready. They in a chat. They ready.
Let's play. Let's play. Can we play?
Why don't you happy? Can we play for something? Can we play for something?
I want you to be happy. Yeah,
I'm going to be happy. Can we
play for something? Can we play
for something? Yo yo Tray wasn't
beer just laughing. Why is he
getting you stuck up? You sucky.
You know it. Come on man. When
I say hey, when I say put that
bread up boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Here's some cotton. He's big.
You're open. You're open for three. You bummed me so much.
Hey, he won't play. He'll do a lot of this.
When I say the next time I talk that money,
I talk that money.
The board, the board, the board, the board be quiet.
I'm in your team. I'm in your team.
We ready. We ready. They right here. They checked.
Oh, I got pulled.
Dude, I'm actually bummed we lost that.
I bet I think I played super well.
I green three shots. I had one where I went early. He went to Larry Bird. I knew it was going to be a wrap.
If things got any closer, he was just going to start going off and he saw him kind of at the end.
Make sure that the game was comfortable.
And they got there was taking care, but they don't know.
I don't think Traceau can shoot. They want to sit in the pain.
I do want to say that I wish that this was a best of five because the level of basketball dramatically improved at the end of the game.
of the game, but what was even hitting some shots and getting some baskets.
So it's got you off there. Yeah, we do need to wait one second.
It sounds like we actually have an interview ready.
Let's go ahead and pull our two
losers in for a moment here.
Ludwig and Bear Bear, we were just seeing your praises a little bit of go,
but also maybe questioning some of those choices.
But Ludwig, I'm going to come to you first, because in that last game,
You scored 10 points, your entire team held you back.
How does that feel?
First off, don't do that.
My team did not hold me back.
It's a team effort. Game one is a team effort.
Game two is a team effort. Game three is a team effort.
Facts remain. I did go four for six.
I made the most buckets out of anybody.
I had the highest shooting percentage out of anybody,
but they got Shaquille O'Neal, all right?
And we're doubling him.
We're doing what we can.
Shaquille O'Neal just takes one big step.
Uh-oh, Green.
Like it's a tough game. It's a tough game.
And they clearly stacked the team in advantage for Super TF.
I don't know why they did this. Uh, maybe the producers of the show are super TF fans,
but you got 99 Larry Bird, 99 Chiquillo, Neil, 99 Ray Allen. And what do we got? Like 95
Luca Donchage. We got like, I don't even know who our center was. I think we had Conkin
nipple on the team at some point. I don't know. It was, it was a tough team to work
with. If you had, you might have made a couple more threes.
Not in this patch, not even in this patch, Shannon. We got a 75 Conkin nipple on this
patch, man. Again, you know, it is what it is. Uh, whoever set this up, they're clearly
against us. We did our best.
There, I got a question for you.
What made you go with Wizard Jordan today?
That's a new one.
More of a defense.
Go with the defensive side.
It's just I know what these come down to is, hey,
leave a guy open and see if the new guy could shoot.
That's what it comes out to them.
We're starting shooting at the end.
And then it's just, all right, throw it down the shack
against Brazingis and spin and dunk every play.
They shoot the ball, miss every shot, get an old board,
kick it out, shoot another shot, get an old board,
let's shoot another shot.
So congratulations, this, y'all did a great job for Zynga's versus Shaq.
Now, Bear, there was a lot of back and forth at the end of that game.
Post chat, I guess you could say between you and cheese.
Is there anything that's going to come of that?
Leave this, leave this stream.
We playing for no money.
Dad, leave this stream right now for five bands.
He can go get his team.
We'll play five, three, we'll play 10 bands.
We'll play 20 bands.
Whatever you want to play for.
No troll.
We'll leave, I'll leave the stream right now.
I turn mine off we go straight to the program or to the park and with any up real hoop right now for five days
He think he good me know he's suck
He'd go he want to hop on bird when they told us he came one switch the table
They told us the rules and then you get flooded game one and they just let him switch all the rules around cool
It's okay. We got it me you let's put that bread up and don't duck no smoke
I want to play you play guard. I play guard get your two beds
I get my two beds and as soon as the stream is let's put money on the line
Since you feel that way and we got no more talk about I just won't play that's it. That's all it is. I
Agree, I too would like to see that match
We were actually talking earlier how we wish that this game almost went a best of five series
Just because of how back and forth it was and again the improvement that we saw in some of our newer players across the board too
So we'll have to see if anything comes out. Who knows maybe there's a show down here and cheese again moving forward
I tell you, yeah, to the boy, Tuck Till, you know what I'm saying?
Dog had his tail, that boy, duck smoke.
Then I ain't, I don't, I don't, come on, let's play.
It's, it's like the first week that we've been playing 2K League.
I've been asking them every week.
You ain't seen nothing.
So maybe y'all got to force it, maybe.
Yeah.
That probably the only way we'll see it.
We'll force it.
He's hiding from you.
Uh, Ludd, final question for you.
How are you going to pick up that discord hoodie and how will you fashion and style it?
It's so ugly, bro. It's like the ugliest damn hoodie. I don't know why he wears it so often.
It is like 2016 gamer era merchandise that he wears on a daily basis. Well, I don't know.
We'll figure it out. We'll say I might I might just do ugly Wednesdays and every Wednesday
look like shit. That would be hilarious. It's the only way I think I can make it work.
you could just say supers, supersucks clothing on Saturdays.
That could work.
Supersucks clothing and I wear his and I wear a sheet apparel
and and I play games poorly like them.
That could be something I do. I don't know. I'll figure it out.
All right. Well, the both of you, thank you so much for joining us today.
And best of luck with maybe your one V one against cheese bear five V five
and Ludd with I believe you have a couple more games with us.
You in just a bit. All right, please set it up
No, we're gonna get him on one of these shows that be hilarious
Yeah, they put beer there
Yeah, said it a city they put better put bear what hold on in this lobby you're gonna show us
Wait what?
They're moving everyone around
Freaking musical chairs in here, bro. What's the next game? Oh, I think you guys
Yo, yo, you try to do me a favor
It depends what it is we can talk about it. Can you buy me course I see for beating you
No, I'm not buying you court side seats for beating me. I hate rich people. Well, they're so selfish and greedy
Like it's so crazy brother being rich is about keeping other people poor not just being rich. I have to do both
Okay
All right good
like your next game to start in the next five to ten and
I linked you
Discord zip up hoodie if you want to go on and create a chat. Thanks, man. I appreciate that's very thoughtful of you, bro
I got you. Hey, you're my guy and I got you and always know that yeah, I appreciate I always got my back there
I'll buy it on my way on my way to buy it. Love it
Dude, I can't believe you lost that bro
Yep enter match and then you're gonna click official. We lost that bro
33 and then join game. We should not have lost that game straight up
I
Think I don't know what I could have done better to be honest
I think it honestly, I just need to play better if I had played better game two
We could have won game two Jeremiah you're always gonna pick home team Derek. You're always gonna pick shack versus
Who was it poor zingus like what is what is that bro?
No.
And then Ludwig, you're on the same boat.
You're always going to pick a way team.
Uh, yeah, her chef, is it just join game and it'll pop up?
So same process as last time.
Have you already re logged?
Oh, I got to re log.
No, I did not know that.
Yeah.
My Siri just went off.
Go ahead and re log.
pull your new teams, the Pelican, Pelicans,
and then it's just the same process as you just did.
So when you click join game,
it'll throw you into the lobby.
All right, I'll reload.
Okay.
Oh, that's having the username password again?
Yes.
Oh, this is the worst case scenario.
All right, I got that.
And then when you're choosing your NBA player,
you're gonna pick a way team.
Well, who on the plan is?
Still Luca.
Still, Luca. Yep.
All right. I like his release.
Been practicing.
Wait, hold on. He got a bit different.
Yeah, Luca Donchich.
Who you got?
Wait, who are you got?
Derek and Jeremiah,
you have any player from the All Times Pelicans?
So, I got all Times Pelicans?
So, totally up to you.
Yeah, pick whichever player from the Pelicans
that you wanna play as.
Oh, but we playing against each other,
we playing against each other.
Yep.
versus we're gonna be together though for this segment coming up. I'm sorry to
be playing against you Derek I hate to do this to you. Wait oh it's two or two?
I'm saying like Jeremiah got someone who was saying that I got someone else on my team.
Jeremiah has a lot of two teammates.
We've got the code.
What would you rate yourself out of 10, Eric?
like, okay. Yeah. Like, like tennis, like the streamers, like the really good people I'm probably
five or six. Okay, so you're not bad. You can carry your weight, but you're not going to carry a game.
Yeah, I can't, I sledge. Okay, what do you in real life? What do you rate yourself real life?
like out of like, Luca being a 10, I'm probably like, five, six,
you're humble. You're a humble man.
I think I'm probably a seven and two K and probably like a three in real life.
I played some college ball.
Well, cause you want to Arizona state? Yeah, I played a co-ed in a mural. I mean, that's
a second that's that second the college. Yeah, I mean, you know, a lot of the guys used to
play in the same gym. So like, we were kind of in proximity.
Oh, our team was oh in 11. I think. Yeah, but it's you know, it's about it's about digging
deep in those spots. That was how it's funny to say. That's not
Familiar is funny to say that is funny
Did they go on 11 this year, yeah, they did
Chas the dare queen who plays on the pelicans the pelicans are the
Fourth worst team in basketball by record
Do these 21 years old, that's so fucked.
I feel sold.
All right, hey, Derek and Jeremiah, can you hear anyone through V mix?
Yes.
Yeah, we can get a mess on the screen right now.
Okay.
I don't understand why teams are actively tanking like I understand why but like it
It seems like such a bad system that that can happen.
Listen.
Do you know what I mean?
Like you shouldn't be allowed to tank.
What up?
What's that?
No, I'm not saying the Pelicans are tanking.
I don't think they are, but like for inarguably,
the Kings are tanking.
The wizards are tanking, the Pacers are tanking.
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
What does that mean?
Like when you intentionally don't try your best as an organization to win as many games
you can to lower your record to get a better draft pick or a choose a better draft pick.
Like I don't think the difference between literally runner up in the NBA finals and dead last in the
NBA is Tyrese Halbert. I don't believe that they are a genuine last place team.
Not to say Tyrese Halbert is not a you know the MVP of that team.
But I don't think it's that big of a difference.
All right, how about this you add a rule if your team doesn't win at least what's a good
number. 25 games, then you cannot get a top 10 pick.
That's too many. What do what is that? That's brother. That's
winning one out of three games.
How would a bad team ever get good dig deep dig deep y'all
Relegate their ass
Yeah, if they suck that bad relegate their ass. Let's get a European team
Let me see the all French team
Think about the Jets there's NBA teams like that too, but the Jets win games like they're
not obviously they they haven't made playoffs in a bit but they're not I mean I guess they're
actually pretty bad. They made the playoffs.
OK, I guess that's going to be more like that.
First, they won.
Three games last year, five games the year before, seven games the year before.
It will do seven games is a fine seven games is not like
we obviously it's not playoff bound, but like it's not tanking four games, two games.
Seven games.
four games, five games, five games, they have not won double digit games in 10 years.
Their best record in 10 years is seven wins.
They really did watch the Patriots' Dynasty rise, fall, rise, fall, and rise again.
Have you hit that rookie wall that you felt?
It was lovely. Can you hear me?
Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. I hear you.
Cool. Can you join? I posted a new VMIX link.
All you can join there in the creator chat channel.
Pretty good.
I'm in it.
It's been a lot of games so far,
but we've been doing a lot of recovery, a lot of treatment
just to get back to making sure our bodies feel good
and be ready to go for the next game and next practice.
So yeah, I was going to take advantage of all the free time of sleep and recovery.
No, it's 2k good. Should I buy it? Absolutely.
So just taking a proud partner with NBA 2k league and I definitely recommend you check out NBA 2k if you are in basketball. Enjoy.
So you can bring the action from on the court to in your house.
The difference between the first pick and the fifth pick is so different in the NBA than the NFL. Yeah, that makes sense
Because the difference between the first pick and a fifth pick is just
There's just way less positions, you know, I mean like it does make sense you're right about that
You are right about that picks matter way more
What are the like the first picks NFL last 30 years?
It's Kevin Durant.
Kevin Durant and probably, probably Terry.
Kevin Durant.
I wonder how many first picks are Hall of Famers?
I think the yellow
This yeah, okay. I mean probles irrelevant the darker yellow is
Hall of Famer three days four days, so maybe they're one-third of the time they're Hall of Famers
Let's see
Who's a Hall of Famer on this list probably straight up
I think Jake Long will be a Hall of Famer. I think Stafford's going to be a Hall of Famer.
I don't think Eli Manning will be a Hall of Famer, at least anytime soon.
He just, I think I'm 3 and D, but he's a job of trick yet.
Miles Garrett. Yeah, I mean, he'll be definitely be a Hall of Famer.
It's actually crazy how young he is. So.
Eli, I get him next year. You're delusional.
There's no, you know, everything going good.
Any issues? I'm not seeing any of you guys in the new calls.
You don't see me in there
All right now looks like a first pick NBA
You know Michael Jordan was in first pick
Okay, yellow is Hall of Famers
I feel like it's more likely for an NBA first pick to be a haul actually kind of seems similar.
No.
Hey, Lodwig, can you join that new VMX Paul again and if you already have this refresh
it.
Yeah, I mean, I refresh.
Cool.
Yeah, we're just not getting you yet there we go.
Thank you.
Yeah, I was going to.
Really, really was packed.
Yeah.
That was correct.
I guess for NBA is weird because.
Yeah, so y'all are both standouts in college, Derrick at Maryland and you at...
I'm gonna meet that.
Bro, join me to meet Vemix.
I'm in the Vemix call.
Like the details.
I mean, the details going from college to the NBA is...
Shaq.
You don't get to...
Allen Iverson, Tim Duncan.
The practice is not our...
Yeah, I mean LeBron James Dwight Howard
Andrew Boget
each and every night
Derrick Rose Blaker from John wall carry Irving Anthony Davis. That's probably five straight Hall of Famers
Is John wall Hall of Famer chat?
I'm gonna be dragging you into the interview in just a second. I got it
That's a lot more focus, more games.
Andrew Wiggins, Carl Anthony Towns, Ben Simmons.
Like in the day off at the game.
Zion Williamson, Anthony Edwards, Kate Cunningham, Paolo Boncero.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Well, actually, we now have your two teammates who are going to be joining you.
So let's go ahead and welcome them in.
We've got Ludwig and SuperTF joining us back here.
Just wanted to give you the chance to, you know,
introduce yourselves, meet each other.
Super, you're going to be with Jeremiah and Ludwig.
You are going to be with Derek.
So a nice, hello, become teammates, build the camaraderie.
Yeah, what's going on guys?
How are you guys doing?
Well, I can't hear, I was supposed to be able to hear.
Oh, Ludwig, you good?
I got it I figured it out
Can I hear y'all? Hello? Yeah, I can hear you bro. Can you hear them super? I can hear them. Yeah, I'm good now
I'm good. All right. Sorry about that. What's up y'all? Wait, how can I ask how old you guys are in years?
How old do you think we are
I'm 30 I'm 25 so I mean well why'd you guys just pop up like that bro you're
You're old. You're you're you're yesterday's news man. I'm a rebel athlete y'all. I'm an I'm in my peak physical athletic abilities
I'm a 30 year old man. I was born in 1995
I play minecraft full time yeah I play minecraft speedrunner I'm one of the best
in the world. No, you're not, bro. Stop talking. I have less years to live. Uh, I look I look
worse with bleach hair. Yeah, that's true. Sometimes when I put my hand in my hair, hair
falls out. I mean, that happens to me, too, though. Like, let's not exactly super cute.
do this for them? What do you think about the hairline? Can you see him? The hairline
I'm bad.
No.
I know people that are going to be like, they got like the horseshoe that they're allowed
to.
He said too.
He said as well.
I got the horseshoe hair like, so that means as well you also have the horseshoe hair
then.
Like included, yeah.
Yes, you're a part of that group.
I got that one.
Yeah, well, you know, hope we've all out there, who's my teammate?
Me.
Okay.
Okay, so congratulations. You got a game. I'm one of the best gamers in the world. So I'll take care of you guys
All right before more lies pop up in this conversation
We're gonna say thank you so much to super and Ludwig for joining us
And and sharing their ages, I guess and some of their words of wisdom
We'll be seeing them in just a moment
You guys thought that they were both what you said 25 23 or something like that. I
the face that they made when I said I'm 30 years old was insane. They genuinely looked
at me like I just said I came back from the island like they looked at me crazy. Like
all I said was how many years I've been around and they both went like like that was an absurd
thing to say. Like, how is it possible he's still moving?
Where's the NBA 2K? They're doing an interview. I mean, it's
because this is like a collab, right? So it's like, it's
currently All Star Week, or weekend, there's like a break
in the NBA. So they got a couple NBA players who are going to
be playing with me and super against each other.
Let's take a go.
Oh, the lobby's open.
Lobby's open.
Lobby's open?
Cool.
I'm in it.
So wait, who am I playing with?
Hey, can y'all feel production?
I can hear, I can hear the mic in production.
You can hear it through where?
Vmix.
I can hear the mic through Vmix.
Okay, I'll let him know.
And then Lodge, you will be playing with Derek, Queen and Bear.
Derek, Queen and Bear is my teammates?
Yes.
Derek, 6'9".
Shit.
And then I don't know if Nick went over with you already but when joining the lobby,
Love you will select the away option after you select your player. Okay away heard
Heard chef ready chef
Bro, what were you something what is wrong like what's wrong with you, bro? You know that what did I say that was wrong, bro
You're just you're just an interesting creature. That's all bro. You see their face after I said I'm 30
Yeah, I did actually they like took a step back. They were like, what the hell?
Shocked that I mean, you're a youthful bro. That means you present yourself youthfully. I know he was just like, why don't you have kids yet?
Then I told him I play Minecraft full-time and they looked at me like I was an idiot
Yeah, that was tough that's a tough one
Also, what does that mean tell me your age in years as if they were gonna tell you like in months
I don't know. I just like to be specific. Is that wrong? Should I not?
I mean, you could do whatever you want.
Specificity is frowned on?
No, I just thought that was a given.
That's all.
Dude, he's probably been taller than me since he was in the seventh grade.
Hey, bro, me too, man.
Let's not, you know.
I mean, people will come out the womb taller than you, super.
Let's not be too mad about that.
We are the same, brother, what is wrong with you?
Bro, I am six foot one.
You are not the same height as me.
Don't you have them like your driver's license?
Like you're just lying to the government?
I'm six, three of my driver's license.
I do lie on that.
That's great, bro.
God forbid I lie to a cop.
Like, what's wrong with that?
No, bro, you got that.
That's all you know.
How tall are you?
You're five, 10, right?
I'm five, 10.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
That's tax.
Why don't they have me as five seven on the graphic?
I'm still tilted about that though.
They have me as five nine.
I don't, they just pulled three inches from both of us.
You pulled three inches from me.
That's pretty much all I got.
I maybe changed that wording a little bit.
They're pulling inches.
Like, what are you talking about?
Well, three inches out from me and I have nothing left.
You okay?
Sorry.
Yeah.
I'm a little sad about that loss still.
It's keeping me up.
I
Super you're my team, but please shoot the same way that you was doing. I got you bro. I got you
You do not got them, bro. I know what you should the same too. I was lights out game three
Now I but I'm not honestly a diss here though
I don't blame you for missing the game to look at jumpers a bad jump in this game. It's too slow
jumpers
Yeah, I was like his jumpers. What is your first one in the game? I learned it
I learned it. I learned it. I learned it and we're good
So I got my Larry bird again, I'm gonna be draining 99 overall Larry. I guess I should just do Mavericks Luca
They told me to go Larry bird again, so okay, I'm assuming unless I can go my favorite player
there. Which would be who? You know, Grant Williams, G. Will. Yeah, I know Grant Williams.
He's on the Hornets. Yeah, I'm aware. That's your favorite player. Yeah. Yeah, I like you
will. Is it because he invited you guys to go court side? Grant Williams. That's why
he invited you guys to court side. Is that why? Why? Well, he didn't invite me to court
He invited me to a game he in a we have the most in common
Okay, are you know I get I get I get
You might be the only person with that as your favorite player, but you know
We mean I'm not there's many of us, bro
Many name name name two more. Just just to Grant Williams super fans. Do you know the streamers Valkyrie and Fusely? I
Don't think they could name another player outside of Grant Williams that's active to be honest
All right. All right. All right.
I'm trying to believe jersey then, right?
Uh huh. You guys jersey?
Yeah, I messaged him. I got it. I got to get it from him.
Oh, OK.
How long have you been waiting on that?
A little bit now.
He's busy, bro. They're on a win streak.
I mean, I guess it broke last night.
They lost to the Thunder, but they almost beat him.
I do. I do. I do.
switch over the VMAX, right?
Who's your favorite player, Trey?
I'm just calling for you. Well, I am a calling for you.
Well, my favorite active player right now, KD.
KD. I've heard of him. He's pretty good.
And then the gentleman just to confirm with you guys here,
Lud and Super, you guys are still going to be on Luka and Larry Berger respectively.
The mayor and Trey, you guys can pick anyone from the Pelicans.
And then Jeremiah and Derek, you guys as well, just anybody from all time Valicans.
Oh, they did lose to the Pistons, you're right.
Super, who's your team?
Sixers, bro.
Oh, I'm really torn here.
I mean, you see both of them, they play.
They said that they hoop.
They play 2K.
I
Know this thing on yeah, I hear you. Oh
Okay, I just didn't get a real name for players on the Sixers
Well, Jerry McCain got traded so that's fucking tragic
Yeah, why did they want it why why why did they trade Jerry McCain because they got picks and he's been kind of injured no
I mean, yeah, he has been injured, but like
And a good landing spot for him.
I guess.
But it's kind of tragic.
I like them.
Not going to press them, but I noticed he didn't name a single player.
Like genuinely not one.
Derek was my next door neighbor last year in college.
Wait, what is a secret fact you know about Derek that I could surprise him with?
What was the name of the place, the dormitory?
You have this full legal name in SSN.
Call him by his government.
I don't think he watches Feinberg.
Rice, where are you with my info?
When I missed it, he had a dog wait, where is this message?
Why am I done?
Do you remember his dog's name?
I'm not sure.
You know.
Hello. Hello.
Fair enough.
We hear you bro.
Yes sir. What's the word gang?
What's up chat. What was I am.
I'm gonna use you.
You're gonna get out the way because you want to see yourself get buckers in the game.
I like him up.
No bro, you gonna like yourself up?
Why would you all yourself down like that?
Don't do that.
You got the way.
No, because I have my man, so.
You got the way.
I'm gonna use you.
What's up. Hey, I ain't a lot of you dirty, but they gave you a 63 day 63. What? No, a 60 overall three pointer, bro. You think they did you dirty?
Nothing. You know, I'm not sure about that book, but can you get to that? Can you get to the bar? Yeah. Yeah. Look, I'm gonna show you. So when I get the ball, get out the way. I'm gonna show you.
Just watch this. Watch all these moves. Just get out the way. You gonna be like, yeah, you're playing color. Oh, you must be nice.
I
All right, bro
We are diving in
So are you on the are you logged in right now that's the best of three. No, it's a sign in mainly 2k
Well, I guess and be a calm somebody got put in the password. Oh, yeah, they um, I think that's the uh
Really just make it like a little fake email, bro. I just put JJJ at
WWW.com two times and then so that did they give you a log into it again? No, we'll just say sign it
I'm gonna sign in
I'm going to DM you and just send it there if that works.
I'll score 32 points for 100 gifted.
Russ, it's a first to 21.
I can't do that.
What's your favorite city that you went to as far as hoping and leave?
You can't.
So far.
Oh, really?
Oh, I'm from here.
I'm feeling it.
I'm making it feel it.
They're like, bro, it was the only time where we ran out in warmups at like 16, 17 on the
clock.
Yeah.
It was packed.
Like every seat was packed.
like games don't get packed until like after like like after probably the after
the anthem but yeah that journals packed yeah I'm already know I live I live in
Houston bro so I already know you come to the Rock is it ain't fooling to the
third floor yeah yeah yeah Derek can you accept my friend request on discord I'll
have discord wait I don't have discord wait is it a little computer yeah it's
some of the laptop. Wait, what's her name? Guess what that's right now? Scarlett? Scarlett!
Her name's Scarlett. Scarlett?
Dude, being an NBA player is so awesome. You're just like 19 years old, just one of the best in the world at this athletic sport.
And you just got a Scarlett in your house who's helping you with your tech.
No, it's just, I don't know how to accept him on a Discord.
Yeah, it's a friend request most carpet
Well, I gotta eat
Yeah, there's a smoke detector chirping let it sure be all you guys are too fucking loud about it
Just let it chirp.
You don't need too much attention, bro.
Fuck off.
Go enjoy your goddamn Tuesday, bro.
You got nothing going on.
You're typing too much.
You're pro athlete. Help him out, bro.
They'll figure it out and do time.
Yeah, they say he accepts his phone request.
It's too loud.
Just let it ring, man.
Let it sure
Maybe fix it. Okay sleepy Austin. You're just a little socially enough. What do you want me to fucking say here like
This shit's just sure but you want me to go Derek? I
I had this Airbnb you're at right now. Could you maybe fix? I don't know if you have batteries.
Could you maybe fix? Like, brother, you guys are so socially enough that's killing me.
Just take out the battery. That's the problem.
I'm sorry.
I hate Europeans.
Do Americans know how to switch battery
or what is the problem here?
I think your peers just don't know
how to shut up and not complain about shit.
It's just like the most mild thing that could be occurring, and you just cannot shut up
about it.
I'm losing my mind.
You've never had any inconvenience in your life at all.
Do you ask to move on a plane when a baby cries behind you?
Sorry.
I just didn't pay for a baby to cry. I need to move. Could I move?
1v1 after the sponsored segment could be the move
It could be the play.
I ask for a refund if I didn't like my choice at a restaurant.
Brother.
Which V-Mix?
I see. Um, yeah, let me do that.
I could run a 1v1 right now. Yeah, look, I think they're just trying to wrangle NBA players into a lobby and they don't even have this chord.
was like, it is what it is. We just got to wait. Like, there's not much we can do in this spot.
So, but I don't want to like leave the lobby and make it, you know, like more stressful or
whatever. I'll just, but I'm all right chilling. Like I'm not, I don't mind chilling.
Will your betting hiatus come to an end during the World Cup? No, I don't think I'll bet on
any soccer games, to be honest. I like not a single one. I genuinely am so out of touch
when it comes to soccer that it would just be like blind gambling.
Well, don't you think?
I'll just say the other ones one way.
Maybe the other way, I think.
Nick, where are comms happening?
Unity.
Okay, about to screen share on Derrick's.
What soccer? How are you that on athletic?
You got to get more steps in your life.
I actually think the attitude of somebody who unironically says,
What do you mean soccer? It's football.
I just think they're the most wildly racist human alive.
That's my only conclusion I can come to.
Because they overtly know the definition of the word,
but are unwilling to accept anybody else's like language in any way, shape, or form.
I think you're just actually a racist.
It would be, it would genuinely be like somebody being like Ola,
being like, you mean, hello, sorry, let me check where we are
again. Like, you know what it means. So why not just be
accepting of this other way that people use language to
communicate? It blows my mind. I think you're a racist, a POS.
And I say good day to you.
I feel like as humans, the way that we use language to communicate differs from culture
to culture and that's a beautiful part of it.
I think the assimilation that you seek when you say it's football not soccer is disgusting
because what you are doing is trying to unify language to your culture as opposed to accept
the beauty of multiple cultures,
multiple issues.
I really find you great.
Wait, I can hear it now.
Okay, wait, you're over exaggerating.
I believe it was a hundred percent of my body.
So, wait, I'm going to see the message.
Over over remix
And you should see scarlet like last week
And you should have met you at the bottom of the mix like like a setting like I'm somewhere I might go I might not yeah, okay I
Sit okay, I should
There's three dots oh
I see the other way around. You have tried the classic. No, you give it or like giving
it.
Whether take your debating skills to a middle school hall, I'm not here for it.
No, no, you know, I'm not.
Did we make sure that they're among the type of things?
What?
Who?
You say who I'll do nice. No, that's all he'd be doing
I don't know you do so close email on edge
Copy that link at the top
Okay, now close all three of those he makes one as you have open right now, so control a control C
Okay, I'm trying here, obviously I'm doing a lot at once.
Okay, we have that blind ranking.
Huy!
Ugh!
Look, if you're even engaging in this 40 year old debate, it's it's beyond me.
You're a lost cause in this world.
Thank you for your time.
I'm not tilted. I'm usually just doing electric gameplay. The world has never seen before and
Unfortunately because we are stalling for technical support
I have to read chat and I'm seeing I'm seeing
I'm seeing the level of stupidity that might move normally just might normally not exist and I'm calling it out
And if that bothers you if you're bothered by me calling it out, then maybe you're just in comfortable confrontation
I'm not stupid. I didn't even call you out specifically. I think if you're thinking I'm not stupid, then, you know, I didn't even say you.
you.
I mean, I'm back.
Welcome back, bro.
I will wait.
No, bro.
See.
I think they're not in the remix.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm seeing him download it.
I got the screen share active.
Okay.
What was on the case they was in there earlier because I don't know why I kept hearing a mic. I'm here in the whole room
Yeah, I would review mix to I don't know. I don't know how that happened. I just needed the tab because it was man
Streets are saying it's gonna be sought to a best of one. We'll see though. Oh
Be a one you got your tap to the streets. Love it. Yeah, I'm pretty glued to the streets these days. How about yourself?
No, okay, you know
No one that you don't have it. What are you saying, bro? What I got my ears glued to this
I feel like I was pretty up front about my sentence. I don't know what we're poking holes in it
Yes, I got my ears. Go to the streets. Wait. Hey
Do we believe that love it got his ears glued to the streets? I personally believe I believe
with love. We got a bunch of thoughts on something. Yeah, please. No, I do. Someone, the NBA to
Kaley Twitter picture of me and you before the stream. Okay. And in response to that
picture of me and you for like the promo, someone said, bro, raffle emoji. These kids
are cooked. Those kids need to get beat up ASAP.
Yeah, me and Ludwig, I assume. What do you think about that one?
You know, super, if you are reading the thoughts of somebody on Twitter.com, I think maybe
the right, bro.
Okay.
Because this guy's fighting my mentions and I just didn't.
You're mad at a guy with Twitter fingers, bro.
I have trigger.
That guy pulls up.
It's a problem.
All right, bro.
I'll let you get the streets off.
Well, come on, bro.
And where are you at?
Exactly.
What?
Right?
What?
Come on, bro.
What?
Do you trade you know where I'm from New Hampshire. Yep. Yup. I'm sure. Hey, hey,
gangsta. You have you heard of the tree streets? No, you don't want it. You don't want to go
to the tree streets. If you, if you go up to oak right off the Dunkin Donuts, it's a problem
for you because I got guys. That's like the other side of the train tracks. You don't want
Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. I don't want no trouble. I don't want no type of trouble.
No sales tax as well.
Oh, I wouldn't know for other than trouble.
Uh, fentanyl, it's the fentanyl hub of America.
No, I think I got your beat on that one.
Bet no.
Uh, I think state per state percentage wise, fentanyl has the highest percentage of fentanyl
usage.
Also, the highest.
I have all my 20 minutes from Kensington, so.
Yeah, but I'm saying that's density versus overall state you go to all
Yeah, wait, wait, what is what is New Hampshire like connected to like what state is connected to it's in New England
So main Vermont, Massachusetts
But you have to stay right yeah, it's a state. Yeah, it's it's one of the first 13 colonies
Yeah
But I just never heard nobody like I just never heard nobody like yeah like
I mean do you want me to run through the list because we got some we got some shooters from New Hampshire
No, never, okay, whatever Franklin Pierce
He was he was the president of the United States. Okay, fine
Oh, when when I long he was the he was the well
It was kind of a bad he did the Trail of Tears. I don't know if you're ever studying the trip
He wasn't one of the bad, but you know, he was from New Hampshire. So it's you know, okay, whatever. Let's move on from there
Triple H
Triple H triple H is as from New Hampshire
I'm still
I smell the good. Oh, he wasn't born in New Hampshire, but he was raised there. So, man, you can't go. Oh, you know, he's right. He's right. All right.
Seth Meyers of the late night show. The late night. Yeah, Seth Meyers. Okay. Okay. Oh, what about Epic Rap Battles of History? Ever watch that growing up?
No.
Really? Derek, you know every Rap Battles of History. I even know they're from New Hampshire. Are they actually?
I
Just a fire
Do I say it again you cut out?
Never know Obama versus
Well that versus was pretty good actually I know I worked on it you kind of hit that one anyway Lloyd is from New Hampshire
Wait, but no all I'm saying is like I never heard nobody was like yo, I'm gonna vacate
In New Hampshire, I'm going like I'm going to New Hampshire to
It's not a very common tourist town I
Used to go to Dunkin Donuts
It's a dunkin donuts everywhere
In my town in my town is the only store we had we only had
Dunkin Donuts. Yes, so you're not known for nothing, right? We're known for, uh, oh, you probably know about the old man on the mountain.
What are you saying, bro? If the old man on the mountain was a natural occurrence, it was a, it was a mountain, but it had the shape of a man from a certain angle.
Okay, I'm going to use the restroom. You can get him those things. I'm done with new hands.
Okay. All right.
Um, what else do we have?
Um, Conway. No. Um, Oh, are you a racing fan? Do you like racing at all? No, they got loud in. Okay. Um, granite, you know the material? Yeah.
What material of what granite like like a stone, like granite, like a granite, granite countertop. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We are the number one exporter of granite.
Is that real?
Yeah, it's called a granite state.
So Derek, where are you from?
I'm from Baltimore, Maryland.
What what's in but I don't even need to ask
there's so much in Baltimore.
Yeah, are you trying to be funny?
No, I. I just feel like I'm from a lame state.
And I don't know you are, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, no, it's like other New Hampshire.
I mean, I heard somebody say, go, what else near there, like, New Hampshire?
When you go south, you go to Philadelphia.
That's a better place to be.
No, you don't go that far.
You go to Massachusetts.
No, you go far south down to Philadelphia.
You go to Maine.
There's a lot of skiing up in Maine, snowboarding.
Oh, bro.
Yeah, listen, I never heard somebody like, yeah, I'm going to Idaho.
I'm going to New Hampshire.
I'm going to both of the Dakotas.
And what else am I missing?
There are recently just hers and my sample in Iowa. I never heard of my sample in Iowa.
You know Phoenix, Arizona
It does there are almost as many people in New Hampshire as Phoenix. So it's pretty big. Oh
Wait, but Phoenix wait index is a city though. Yeah. Oh, yeah
And you have to yeah, and you have to as a state so like
We're close
I'm trying to defend those are that's my people okay when there's a when there's a when there's a presidential election the first primary occurs in New Hampshire
Wow
It was the first capital of the United States, you know that one yeah, I did I did
It got it got swapped. So you guys kind of lost and they stole it. Yeah.
Hey guys, just want to give you an update. I think we're getting pretty close to being on those starting. I just wanted to say thanks for the in so patient. There's just been massive tech issues that we're doing.
And so, but I think we're really close to getting started. So, appreciate that. Yeah. Thank you guys.
you guys. So let me ask you man so if I go to New Hampshire and vlog what should I expect
like just a good Dunkin Donuts? Dunkin Donuts yeah. I would definitely hit that up early. Stay
caffeinated for the whole trip. Okay okay okay. And I will do you do any winters would you ski your
snowboard? Yeah I'm actually kind of decent at this. Okay so here's I would is I would make
make your itinerary. I could I could do this off here. I could make your itinerary. I would start out, I would hit Duncan bright and early. Okay. Then
a line come that the lines easy, they get you in and out.
All right, good. Okay, then we get you on the slopes. Okay, you are going to Pat's Peak, you're crushing through blues, black diamonds, all the
likes. Okay. Uh oh, after new time, time for the Fent fold. And you're gonna and you're going to
What okay, I don't like the name
Fentford, huh? Yeah, you're gonna go to manch vegas
And and you're gonna rip a fent fold that'll last you probably six hours then you're gonna head over
I don't know if you know New Hampshire is probably the
Capital of gambling at all of New England, so you go to casino and rip whatever you want the blackjack slots. Oh
Oh, wait a minute. I think we're going in.
Hold on. Oh, we're in. We're going in.
Oh, sorry. I guess we'll have to get the rest of the day later.
Oh, my God. I honestly, I think you're safe.
Hey, listen, listen, if I win, if I win, you've got to give me a hundred dollar gift card to.
To Dunkin Donuts. Yeah.
All right. If I win, I get assigned Jersey.
I bet. I think we're on the same team.
So I guess we'll both win.
Oh, yeah, am I away, right?
You guys you're gonna be
No, I'm slashing
I don't do that.
Bro, show the 2K you can shoot.
Don't do that.
He's slashing.
You didn't hear him.
I think we got 2K generic.
So I'm down there.
Ha ha!
I'm gonna do that, bro.
But where's Fer?
I'm in here.
Come on, let's bump.
We re-rave.
We got to win here.
I
Get the vibe that it's considered kind of lame
It has a lot of natural beauty
I think there's a lot of joy in the mundanity of life and the routine and you know, small
town, actual beauty, hiking, knowing everybody around. It's peaceful, it's peaceful, it's
plain. I don't know anyone from New Hampshire except for you. Have you perhaps heard of
the YouTuber known as Adam 22.
Or.
Mr. Top 5.
I'll wait in their piece.
Let's do it.
That's right, man.
I'll be open. Hey, hey, hey,
there's not no auto shooting.
I'm not getting the ball.
Hey, no, I'm just going to, um,
I'm just going to get out of the way.
You're right. You're right.
You're good. Good work.
What do you think?
Is everybody here?
Hey, bird. Hey, D.
Oh, I got a D.
Oh, cool. Let's get some stuff.
I'm lagging.
Give me bird after.
I'm lagging. Oh, good D.
Oh
That's like I'm lagging
Slesher I told you I'm slashing coming back
That's easy
Come on. Come on. Come on.
That's it. That's it.
That's it.
Got you.
No way. Come on.
Come on.
Oh, yeah. Let's get it.
I'm lagging.
I'm not at my house.
I'm laying on the ground.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, can you tell them to take their smoke to the victim?
They don't have dirty problems.
I'm laying.
That's easy.
Oh, okay.
Nope.
Slasher.
Oh, that's on me.
That's on me.
What?
Hold on.
Let me get a ladder in my hand.
All right.
all the way. Hold on. Let me get Larry Bird. Let me get Larry Bird. You take that. Wait,
wait. You're not playing defense. I'm not swinging the ball. James playing defense.
The way I shoot, you're going to want to swing the ball no matter what I do. I'm
I got this. I got Larry.
That's nothing. That's nothing. That's nothing.
I'm lagging.
Yo, I'm no. No, I'm lagging. I'm lagging.
I just heard from my chat you might be lagging I'm lagging it max out how was I lagged though
I think I see it I think it is
I'm just gonna slam with Anthony Davis 10 times.
I got it.
Hey man, hey, don't do that with my team.
You want to know how to shoot.
Yo, yo, three's more than two, so.
That's nothing. That's nothing.
What? That's nothing.
That's new, bro.
Okay, so that's nothing.
Look at the pass. That's a good pass.
There we go.
Come on. We're at 13.
We're right here.
I'm lagging.
read it
london
it
london
it's not no way
of slasher slasher slasher
but i don't know if you
he can't shoot
that's like real life
can't shoot on the screen
oh baby
I'm lagging now
I'm lagging
I got a little kid out of the street
why is he dead?
no way, oh he's sold
oh no, three seconds
there we go, there we go, come on Trey
I thought he was gonna shoot it
I
Don't stop
Game
If my guy wasn't liking that would have been easy
Hey John might what's up with your wife?
I'm lagging
So I yo, wait, how can I see my chat, bro?
Maybe it's the two k-league stream
What's that working?
Yeah, I'm lagging.
Bro, you need to up your Wi-Fi upgrade.
All right, back.
Yeah.
You need to get some better Wi-Fi.
Good.
Stalker spectrum, I guess.
Yo.
Whenever you get off stream, the same thing for you, Bear.
Could you get some of your stream analytics?
Got you.
We're doing. We're doing. We're
waiting for the. We're waiting
for the. Also, you could go to
like the Santa Village if you go
into the winter in New Hampshire.
True Santa Village. That's a good
pull. I got you. That's a good
pull. How he going to come here
and give me more advice when you
grew up there, bro. I mean, to be
clear, I wasn't done with my day
yet. We were still in the middle
of a big valley. Like what was
there? You were supposed to make
Second stop at Duncan, then our day was about to really get cooking at Santa Village
Exactly and you get has a problem
I'll wait for an admin, I think we're waiting for an admin
Is this something low-cash?
Yep, I'll talk about you actually when I wrote it.
What am I saying?
Yeah, really, really.
That's how it was, my double leg. That's how it was.
You just, you just lagged. I see it, just a little lag.
the
I'm going to go back to the
right there. As I understand it,
there was something on the line
for this game. There was a
wager being made. What was the
bet? No, but it's like unfair.
The bet was like, uh, right. We
didn't come to agreement, but
one of the bets was, uh, you
have to miss your first shot
on purpose in a rising star
game. Yeah, what was 100
push ups or one was like, uh,
for you. Oh, I'm doing 100 pushups. Yeah, do the pushups.
Man, don't sacrifice the career. What? No one cares about the
rise and start game. They do, but not like, not like the
points, the points part. Everyone's chilling. Everyone's
chilling. Yeah, but like, I was bad. So like, you can't
determine if you was mad. Listen, I think this, if you do you
know anybody else, are you cool with anybody else? You get
you're too best. Jeremiah gets his two best and y'all go play again on good Wi-Fi.
No, I got some demons. He don't want to play against it. He don't want to play against the people I got, not whole lot.
I got some game hogs. If NBA 2K gets a hold of you, how confident are you?
I'm like not for a lot. I'm like a 10 10 out of 10. We can grab our players, our 2K players, and play 5-0-5s.
Oh, you think you can compete versus pro?
I can, but the people I'm with, yeah, they OD.
Uh oh, hold on bro, hold on bro, here's something.
Okay, that was it was a big it sounds like 2k definitely needs to get in contact with you to set something up
But before we let you go because I know you know you got a go-to about bringing five that push ups
Anything that you want to say to your teammates to the fans to your chat as you were looking for it. Yeah
Chat I'm sorry. I let y'all down
Well, Jeremiah cheated. He gave me he gave me the bad Wi-Fi
But in my teammates, sorry for letting you out down for the Wi-Fi, but hopefully we get a running back redeem myself
Man, if I were gonna run it at my house
Where my Wi-Fi is up the par
Yeah, I got you a next time
I love you guys know this stuff is lagging it was a nightmare. Thank you
Good luck this season
I played kind of nice this game
That was Betty, that was Armino's Betty
Look at that kick out
Dude that was such a deep three
You got a green release man. Thank you, bro. What about me, Tray? Why'd you get quiet?
That's me, bro. It wasn't really about you. Hey, love it man. You're a great guy
Use code Tray twitch, bro
great runs, great runs, bro.
Great runs.
Duncan.
Now, bro, yo, yo, he motivated me to go get some
Dunkin Donuts, bro.
I'm like, go get some.
Listen, Dunkin Donuts kind of sounds fire right now.
I can't even lie.
It's not tomorrow, bro.
I don't know if it's all right.
I don't.
I don't know.
It's that wait for an admin.
I think I think it might be because he said you got to go
to practice and everything.
Yo, yo, Gary.
Yeah, Gary.
Yeah, I don't think they're here, bro.
Don't forget what I told you, bro.
Your next NBA game functioning in the face of aura, man.
What would you tell him?
What? I told him the legacy.
It's legacy. It's all about legacy.
What kind of legacy do you want me to lead?
Hey, there was a fight last night, though.
There was. And guess what?
And guess what?
The people who got involved, they got aura now.
Who was involved?
Who's involved out of curiosity?
Miles Bridges versus Isaiah Stewart.
OK.
Yeah, you know what?
fans. I'm a huge fan now. I mean, when they turn the game on, people want to watch basketball.
I think you might want to watch UFC, bro. Like you like that. I mean, I like both.
Yo, be honest though, I should even be in this lobby, but when I left, like it got boring, right?
You guys can't lie. Actually, that last game we just played was so fun. Yeah, I think the last game
was my favorite game of the night. I'm not gonna lie. Super, you hit some crazy shit from me. Bro,
Super is greening in this game super and Ludwig are both going crazy that last one
That's three us two are going crazy
But also
Call may call both energy. Okay. All right, you know what y'all I gotta go
I'm gonna say you guys be the 2k pro player, bro, so that's actually pretty true
That bearded he sits on the game all day and actually came to his word and beat him. So
Is this over with or
Series game two was a
I think every team did try their best and played their best, but I think that we're doing an interview
Maybe not I'm here either way
All right, GGO GG finished video I got the vid I
Got the vid GGO
G G dude, that was a wild ride. I won't lie. That was a wild ride. It's top to bottom. Thank you very much to MBA
2k league for sponsoring the stream
All right, y'all it is the finale. Hold up. I got a pee. I got a pee to watch this. I got a pee to watch this
You
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All right y'all y'all
Tim, how am I hearing a... Tim, what am I listening to, bro?
Tim!
Tim, please.
Y'all, this Friday, we have a big event coming.
Take a look.
Short, weak, slow, trash.
A lot of people have described buguate this way.
I agree 100%.
Okay, so that was Grant Williams.
I just asked him if he could give some thoughts about my gameplay.
So that's the tape he sent in.
Thanks Grant.
Chad this Friday
this Friday all we are running back the 3v3 basketball event from last year it should be
a banger. I'm waiting to confirm one final player. But the lineup of players is electric.
All right. I had to confirm one final player. Aiden's revenge tour. Yes.
And now it's the teams. So here's the deal. This year, I'm not doing teams. This year,
I'm doing five captains who are drafting their teams. So I have four captains and all the
players confirmed. I just need one final person. Can we get tickets? No, there will be no tickets
available because entry is free. Entry is absolutely free. All you got to do is show up.
Doors open at 1130.
Can one team just be stacked?
It's a draft, bro.
I mean, if somebody drafts really poorly,
what about the mid-offstraft?
When is the mid-offstraft?
It depends.
When is the mid-offstraft?
I think it's at 9AM, no?
It's at 9 in the morning.
It's like nine in the morning. It'll be done by then
I'm pretty sure it's nine a.m
Well, I'm not gonna block off the whole day for the draft bra. I shit to do
You're confirmed in mid-offs. Yes, sir. I
Want to buy a ticket then just give me, you know a dollar membership and show up for free
you
I should have mind
All right. Can we bring alcohol? No, man. No drinking, bro. Be sober for a day. It'll be all right.
Yeah, that'd be free rebel
Just on the Twitter promo fire. Thank you vidrio, I appreciate that
Great, all right y'all let's finish this video. I gotta do the yard today, so so I gotta I gotta end in a bit
But let's wrap this video up. So you're gonna spawn in the Bastion by the way because John a literally never had to enter
Never so you're gonna spawn on the Bastion. So just be prepared
And then you're gonna build up here you're gonna lock it on the ground
You see the fort as well. I saw it so don't worry about it
I'm gonna come back for that
Where do I go it's in the trailer it's in the trailer the address location
And you're just gonna make a hole on that side, and then you see where you're gonna place a block perfect great job
God never done that before you did amazing given this. Thank you. That was absolutely
Situation I thought I wow it's crazy. Okay, so okay now it's scary because you they can get up here
They can get up to me so that's why you don't grab on a treasure, but you're fine
Okay, this is fun. Now you punched it. So that's okay. You're just gonna like just build up like two blocks
I want you to put fire as on and then we're just gonna go to the floor all over there
Pause your game
Fully trust me here. Okay. I want you to turn around almost 180 throw a pearl that way and just trust me
We're all hanging to the room portal because you don't have 20 obsidian trust me. Just throw a problem perfect lower your end
There, pause, pause, pause.
Lower your render to five.
Whoa!
What is this cat?
Like six, six, six, six, five, six, five.
I know this sounds crazy.
This is a play that can win us a game.
You're doing a really good job.
The seat is really good.
If you're up to straight, let's kill them.
We're gonna get more straight,
but making up time.
What a play by Kuri, bro.
Hazel sevens, and it's going for the blind.
Bang.
Beautiful.
You have six, and grab the one that fell.
So raise your render now to like 20.
And what you're gonna do is you're gonna go straight up
and you'll see the-
Oh, whoa!
That was scary.
It's underneath you right now.
Johnny is now blinding. Let's see if he can blind into the stronghold.
He's in!
Where are we?
How is he so far ahead of us?
Right up to the right, to the right.
Down here.
What?
Okay, I'm gonna go here.
And just like that, Johnny has done another sub-30!
Stronghold navigation.
However, disaster.
It was PBPACE for Johnny, but he doesn't have words!
Giving jumper who? Time to catch up!
We also don't have that many explosives, so we're gonna have to go live right here.
We're going to different strongholds, and jumpers is closer!
We'll go this way. Good job.
It all comes down to the dragon's perch again because you're behind here
We're gonna not go library and you're just gonna have to do five explosive and I fall
Okay, 162 116 to the right here. He only has four beds. He only has five explosives
If I find this five explosive perch jump
Takes this match drop yourself down here. Yeah with the boat
Pudging project. That's a snap. That's a snap. It all comes down to this punch
You're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
You should just nail this, five.
And we're gonna need to get it.
Check for sheep.
Sheep? Are you sure?
I'm gonna...
Yeah, you can zero.
Yeah, but he's Indian.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's worth it. It's worth it.
Nice. These are actually, this is huge.
You can literally just go for zero now.
Oh, maybe not.
Yeah, there, there, there. You had it left. You had it left.
Go back, back, back.
He must pick up the one.
Okay, I think something happened.
He's not fucking up that, bro. It's minute seventeen.
I mean, obviously this is edited, but like, it's minute seventeen.
I think he got into this end at minute thirteen.
13.
They happen too.
Don't worry about zero.
Clear inventory.
Let's still craft here.
Boom, boom, boom.
She could win this one cycling, I'm sure.
He could beat the game at any second.
Yeah, he could.
That could totally happen.
It could go.
It could absolutely go.
Perch.
Left side.
Great job.
You have so many beds.
So this one's perfect.
Boom.
Dude, why does this flip so much for her?
What is she doing that's making it flip like that?
Come on.
I'm not.
Okay.
I could lose. I could still lose. I could still lose. I'm preparing myself. I'm preparing myself.
No, you don't lose this time. I close my eyes and I'm like, what?
I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so, I'm so honored.
Lay first, Ben. I hate that scene so much. I hate that scene so much.
Oh my God. I'm so proud of you. That was the worst possible scene.
You've never had to deal with a treasure like that and you deal with it the first time in a tournament setting?
Why did he only have five explosives if he intentionally went to the library to get wood?
Did he not make a sword to get string?
I'm confused by that.
Because you guarantee get like at least three beds if you clear out.
She's smurfing your peak.
Yeah, but I don't have to go up against her.
I don't mind that she's, I just don't get it.
I'm confused about it.
12 cobwebs per bed.
I see unbelievable from you.
You're in the driver's seat.
We're going in a village.
Yes.
I don't even have words for how hard what you did there to do one game down and one
more to go with me in the lead. Dude, Johnny's base is insane though. He got into the end at like
minute 11, bro. So if I win this next one, I officially won the entire tournament. But if I
have learned one thing from last match, anything could happen in the grand finals. And this was
the most gut-wrenching game I'll ever experience. We'll try and just play this as linearly as
possible and we'll go from there okay wow so that's probably any planes and then you see the tall
house on the top right that's a white bed that gives you four white beds so you should grab that
after this jumper who's slightly ahead on the seed all right let's have a listen to johnny's call
those of you that are unaware that is the first time johnny has lost this entire tournament
let's hear what he's saying grab all your wood here great job so there's a chest in this house too
i wanted to know what he's saying for all the food that it has in it you see it oh that's a lot of
explosives
explosives hello you have four beds so you're in a great spot you're ready to
go now trades for these eggs heavily god are we really gonna go on low
explosives again we're going we're going we are both neck and neck now
traversing to the straw the fortress oh wow
Oh my gosh, she's a gunsman. She's literally tensing.
Dude, they are literally neck and neck.
Jumper who now building the blind and do your princess. All right. Let's see if Johnny's blind hits
They're literally five seconds off different strong. He's hungry setting up
I'm left. What are the hidden left that open the chest for food open the chest of food library, so let's go
They're going down these double-spat cases
I've found the port
First Annie hungry
So jumper who if he could hit this one cycle we are going to a map three. It's a two-bed three anchor
It is a plot one side of the story.
Jumper has now entered the portal room.
And then you're going to do the half-course up your practice.
You're going to set up your anchors first.
Does that make sense?
And then you're going to do it off the anchor.
Just remember, you shift after you load the anchor.
Jumper who is not zero-cycled, there is still a shift after you load the anchor.
He only has four hearts!
Good.
And after that one, crawl to the left.
You're not going to be able to crawl in to just watch.
Watch the dragon, watch the dragon, watch the dragon, watch the dragon.
You could go here.
You could go.
Not going.
That's okay.
Wow.
Honestly, we had the four beds, he has no explosives.
Could go, could go, could go.
Well he actually drives nice too, no?
Actually 100 million percent going.
Good job.
How does he know?
I think you're on the right side.
Yeah, you're on the right side, you're on the right side.
Blankers first, obviously.
You got this.
Nice, a little early.
Perfect.
Good job.
Money, a little late actually.
Great job.
Money.
Great beds.
Yes!
GG.
I'm not so ready, really, I'm not so ready.
I'm not looking.
I'm wearing makeshift clothes.
Yes!
Wow!
My foot!
We won,位 createss!
Look at my face!
Look!
We won!
What was that?
Exactly how we wanted it to go!
Ah!
Try these!
Jumper 2, all princess byles!
I'm so happy!
Dude, that's so sweet for her.
But it's so sad for Johnny!
because he did basically choke to ends.
Like that's it, right?
Like he got in first twice and just choked too.
That's gotta feel bad.
So, okay, and not to pull anything away
because obviously Jumper is very amazing.
She's very amazing in this game.
The zero didn't matter at all, right?
Like the only round where she did the zero, obviously it was the best thing she could have done to have won but lost.
Wait, also...
Is there no advantage for being in winners' finals?
Is it just that you don't have to play loser's finals
Nope no advantage Wow
Oh, no, there's picks and bands on seeds, okay. Yeah, I guess that she didn't really cover picks and bands on seeds
I was wondering if it was just a set seeder. Okay, but that makes more sense
Oh my god. Thank you. And that is how I won a Minecraft speedrunning tournament with zero experience
And it's all thanks to my coach curry way we're teaching me seven plus hours per day
Having the fullest of confidence in me through every step and just being there for me when I needed it the most
You were the best coach I could ask for but more now a genuine friend
Thank you curry
friendship
Dude, if I were to win, my video would be so different.
It would be crazy.
There's no universe I would be thinking my coach, you know, brother, eat shit and die.
You're lucky to have had me the entire time.
I am your success.
You should bend at the knee for me.
Congrats on a good pick and that's about it.
Oh my god
all right chat it is time bro I gotta wrap this join up I gotta do the yard
still today I gotta do the yard still today dude I'm hungry bro I am hungry
Yeah
And foomeys rating you
Like I think everybody's gonna want to draft them bro
Yeah, I know I know I was I was I was history earlier. I was listening like I know he said he only it's like an hour
They realistically to practice because like you can't just full stream every day. Maybe there's like gonna be a one day
He'll do it like locking in whatever but like it's just he doesn't have much time
But the time that he does he can use I think he wants to he's gonna make big jumps gonna be big improvements
And when he actually has like a real coach helping him
So you think I give some damn I got nine on vibes
I'm gonna get him
Do people keep saying oh my gosh, no actually keeps annoying me and people keep saying oh my gosh
Lot of it has to go to need hacks are fine like dude. There's five other coaches in this bro
There's five other coaches that want to coach him. I mean I soup well
There's not five other coaches that want to coach me. I think Fulham would rather die. I think
Curryway would rather die. Kyle's probably indifferent on it. Yeah, I would say there's like four that want me good though
I feel like I'm very polarizing you either a hundred percent want me or if I am the last remaining thing
You would rather just back out of the event
How much time would you commit? I mean like
The issue is I just have shit going on like for example this weekend
Friday, I have my basketball event Saturdays Valentine's Day
Sunday, I'm going to the NBA All-Star game. I
Just got I just got like I don't have
Like brother and I mean this with no shade half these minecrafters don't got shit to do on Valentine's Day
They're playing goddamn block wars.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like.
No disrespect in joy.
I hope you have fun.
You know, no, you, everyone's a lot of fun on Valentine's Day.
I don't have time like that.
So we'll see, bro.
We'll see.
Why'd you agree to the event?
Cause I thought it'd be fun to do.
I mean, the actual event will be very fun.
You're acting like the only way you're allowed to do the event is if you give up your life for 10 days or whatever.
I'm allowed to be a busy man and do shit.
I'm a try, yeah, I am going to try.
I don't think I need to learn one cycle. I think the most valuable thing I need to learn,
I need to get a better, I need to do a better stables route, I need to improve my housing
route, I need to improve my bridge route, I think I need to improve my treasure bastion
route. I need to learn preemptive. I need to learn to, I think, I think it helped to learn to bowdye.
And I think I should learn to two block portal in ravines for underwater portals.
Another nav? I'm cool with my another nav. Don't let them think you have to put in five
million hours. No, yeah. Again, like I think my advantage, Tubbo, is that I have put in
time already. So like, right now if we were to do the event, I'd probably lock
up top two, no problem. The issue is, in nine days, you can probably get as good
as me. If not, much better.
My honest to God goal though isn't winning. I mean obviously I'm going to try to win,
but it's to have a banger time with whoever my coach is and put my best my best foot forward.
Liam is better than you. You just say you're a fake Liam fan because if you watch last
stream and this is your conclusion off of this rank you just don't know you just don't watch Liam it's okay
It's okay to not watch Liam. Just don't pretend you watch him when you don't watch him
Because if you watch Liam you wouldn't be saying he's better than me because he's at 830
Last night was a bit of a nightmare
All right, yeah, I really got to go thank you for watching today. I appreciate it. I might maybe
No, I don't think I will. I was going to say maybe go live tonight. I don't think I will though. I think I'll go live tomorrow
Too much shit to do I need people to need me less
We'll see I don't even know what I can go live next to be honest. All right. Goodbye y'all
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. I think he searched for the sub. Goodbye y'all. Peace out
Peace out. Peace out. Peace out
Goodbye everybody
No, we're a today. I got a YouTube video. I'm gonna go upload a go watch that. Peace. Peace out
What's on tomorrow? I did I so no, I don't know. I don't even know if I can go out tomorrow. Peace. Peace out
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