you
Oh, I found it. Hell yeah. Hell yes! Chad, we're gonna win! Chad, what is up? Can you
You all see me?
Y'all, I'm live, like buzzer here.
I think you're talking in game chat, I think.
Wait, are you?
No, no, no, what?
I'm not even in the lobby yet.
Oh.
Oh, but I'm joining.
Okay, I'm back.
It's in the Twitter group, right?
For the,
Yeah.
Okay.
There's a Twitter group, there's a Discord.
No, I don't like the follow.
I'm OK.
Oh, really good names as well.
I'm happily married.
I know, dude, stop talking about it.
I just had to fuck up.
No, no, I'm steam.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to brag.
Sometimes I feel like you are low key.
You think I like brag a lot.
Yeah, you're bragging.
People don't know, but you're a little bit of an ego on you.
That's true. I bring up my poly market in front of Ludwig and I'm like,
look how much fucking cash I made. You don't see shit like this in your
crappy chase account or whatever. Which one?
Pretty cool, huh? Which one is shut up?
Shut the fuck up. Which one is braggadocious?
Can you send me the thing?
Oh, Jesus Christ, bro, don't leak it.
I'm not going to. But the thing that they sent me is not working.
It is working.
Did you join private and delete both the host and the password?
It's the most recent one.
I had joined private.
I typed in the, the, the name in the password and didn't work.
Did you do capitals?
It's case sensitive.
Oh my God.
It's actually not a capital that first letter.
Are you in the lobby?
Love it.
No, cause you wrote it wrong.
Jinxie just joined.
He's not going to say boom, boom.
All right.
Everybody's in here, right?
Everybody's in here.
All right.
one up. You guys go to Orange Team. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Jinxy sir. Ludwig, I have a strategy for us. Okay. Well,
this is a live game, right? Yep. So if you lose, I got the
ball. I'm gonna go for boost back right.
that's a good idea.
Let's go out.
Okay, that's all.
Nice.
I was going for a bomb.
Oh, nice bomb. Good idea.
Back.
that bounce. He's ass. Nice. I got it. I got it. I should have trusted you and gone
for the shot. Okay, you're playing well, baby. It's in the middle, buddy. Fuck. Good try.
I'll never stop trying. I'm home. I'm home. Be home. Be home for me. I'm gonna I'm demo.
Demo Roger Roger it's coming up. Let me give me up
That's the you hit that you hit that
It's to you. It's a wide slide
Got a tap they got in there
Let we're winning this. Yeah, easily easily these guys actually ask these guys are actually ask
Okay, I'm not a little in Lennie. What do you gotta hit that?
That hit that hit
Did you get you got me yeah, I got you I got it. Oh fuck
Coming back even a CNS
I'm actually driving around the map for fun. I need your help. I need you. Yeah, I was actually okay. I
Got it. I got it
Yep, get that you go in the middle. I'm in the middle. I've no boost though. Oh
Watch way too much
That was a big bounce. You need to go towards full nice nice good hit
Oh if you hit this it's money I
Killed him
Fuck I missed it's all good. I'll get all good. I'm home
If I'm home, they can't score that's fucking facts, bro
So like as soon as I'm home like I'm home. I need to go for us
You win that
BOOM BABY! BOOM!
Good shit!
Chad we're going up against Marlin in Angry Jinj.
It's a single elimination 2v2 tournament, best of three.
And what do we get if we win?
I got a win.
You gotta ask that three times, no one answered me.
Mary, they just don't fuck with you.
That started to think there was only pride on the line.
Oh, then who cares?
It's all good all good. I mean I angry James is actually decent
He demoed me I got it. Don't worry. Okay, I'll give you that boost
I'm home
I'm feeling like clearing it
My god epic save nice save, dude
Like it he misses you got it. I bumped him
Maybe take this up. I don't have any boost. I have no boost
But we're playing perfect. Yeah. Yeah, that's fire. Let's go ahead. I'm gonna hit this one. It comes down
Oh, oh, I hear you say wow. He's actually money. Oh
Oh my god, pookie. Don't fucking worry, dude. It's wide. It's wide. Oh
My god, pookie don't even worry bro. Don't worry
We're totally fine good. Okay. Nice hit good clear
Centered
I
Marlin probably the most handsome cunt ever exists, but he's a cone
No, okay, I'm going for ball. Oh, okay. I'm home. I'm home. I miss
Nice such I got it I got it
Oh big arms. You are you you you
Good hit I'm getting this another hit here would be money. Oh fuck
He demoed me. It's all right. He's not on he's not on pace
That's off
Yep, I'm there good. I'm there. I'm there for us. Damn
All good, we have 30 seconds or up by two
Oh big hit
Yeah, you score that it's wide. Yeah, it's what it's wide. It's wide. It's wide. It's wide. It's right
I'm back home. Yep
I'm home. I'm home. They can't do anything with this. Yeah, he's like setting up Marlin like he's a fucking plat in the player
It's insane
Oh
That's right, baby. That's one dog. How do you guys feel right now after the first game dude?
We feel fucking great for a money blood is pumping our team chemistry has never been better. Jinxie. We're taking this home, baby
I'm sorry for Jinxie. I'm actually flat bro
What are your ranks? Talk to me here.
I played this game in 2015 on my PlayStation in my room, so my mom took the TV away because
I got a D in pre-calc and then I played it like 10 hours over the last three years.
Okay. What's your rank right now?
I've never gotten a rank.
Oh, you've never even been ranked. You're not even an extrovert?
I've never been ranked. No, I genuinely have never been ranked ever.
Okay. Cool.
Cool.
All right.
You guys look good.
You guys look good out there.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
You look good today.
And I like the eyebrow look.
I actually think it works for you.
He left, bro.
He's not in here anymore.
I do think it works for him.
It makes him look like the first man.
You know what?
He looks like prequel northern lion.
Tell me that I'm not 100% accurate.
He has yet to go through the hero's journey.
And then he's going to fall.
Real quick question.
I'm watching this week's stream, man.
You said you took pre-calc in 2015.
Yeah, honors pre-calc. Yeah.
How old were you in 2015?
Uh, it's my junior year.
Yeah, junior.
Aren't you, you're 30 right now, right?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Okay.
What?
Going blue?
Oh, nothing.
Nothing.
Is that in college?
Fuck, how old am I?
I was on your own paper, buddy.
Going blue, I'm going blue.
I got eyes on your own fucking paper. Oh you go from all
It's wide, okay
I'm gonna hit it. Oh big hit from Marlon
Backflip for the fans
It's happening. I'm actually air dribbling on the team. What? Oh
Oh, I'm lucky I have no boost.
Oh, good.
I'm home.
I got him.
I missed.
I went for a bump.
It's a one on one, lad.
Oh, you guys are doing the thing?
Yep.
It's a one-on-one, Lud.
Oh, you guys are doing the thing?
Yep.
Oh my god.
You've got to clear it, man! You've got to clear it!
You've got to clear it!
it's you it's all you no it's off you got it you got it yes it's an open goal
you got this bro please I need you to score I'll get all good he's gonna bounce
It weird and you got it in
That's our goal that's our goal could go in
Nice one free free free
Center no worries no worries no worries
Like can you can you get in the ball yeah good shit good shit
fuck it's all good okay don't tell don't tell you got it
zero zero nice dude
I do that shit!
RUN AWAY LADYS AND GENTLELAND!
Good shit!
Never let a swede beat a swede!
That was amazing. Alright, I got it.
It's on?
Now what I'm around
All right, nice I'll fall off all good shit
I'm in the middle pop it pop it
What I shouldn't have bought that should let you have it yeah, you should let me have a piece of pop is my bop did I
I
Should just let you have it. I trusted the ball. Okay, that's all right. I'm gonna get this
off
Okay, it's coming back. I'm just under it. Okay, that's all centered. It's all centered. I will center it
Oh, nice try dude. Nice try nice try
I'm going for a bump. Oh, no
Alright, you can't hit it.
I got it, Lud. Oh, oh good. Good save. I'm home.
Aerial centered. Just putting it away. I got it. Nice.
I don't know gingers lost it bro. I think he actually flipped or something must he must have been turtled or something I
Got it. I got it. Okay. Okay. Three years of prime Lord Vig seven
Center me
centered I'm not there I need those oh right they're really confused ten
seconds oh it's past me I'm gonna down oh my god no worries we got it bro just
Touch the floor.
Woo.
Nice fucking shit, dude.
Gee.
Good job.
Gamer is actually sick.
Actual good game, bro.
Hell yeah.
Like the first half.
That game was like, yeah, I did spend two.
I think I played the whole first half without you.
Yeah, but you won it.
You got the fucking play.
That's all it matters, baby.
So they're just out now, huh?
Yeah, I think we destroyed them.
Armies who are supposed to go up against over supposed to go up against that mingo team though
Are they good I mean mingo they won 9-2 against
Lacey and Ron Ron's ass, but I think Lacey's pretty good
What rank is Lacey?
Lacey was like gold. I mean he's not good good, but like he's he knows what he's doing so to lose 9-2 seems like a pretty bad
Yeah, that is pretty crazy
That's scary
Apparently Marlon had
Lacey play for him.
Just that that last game against us.
Oh, really? Yeah, it wasn't noticeable.
But you beat him, you beat him, bro.
You beat a gold.
You get the gold.
My work, I actually think plaid's kind of free in this game.
Yeah, I agree.
Even diamonds not too hard.
Diamond actually.
No, that's I will.
I think top 50 percent of players are diamond.
Is that it?
Yeah, it must be.
Well, it's easy.
I mean, I don't grind, but diamonds.
Like if you start playing this game you win way more than losing you're a gamer brother like facts
No, no, no, you are a gamer bro. Don't do that to yourself
Jin seems pissed off
Why?
Well, isn't angry Jin's I think it's part of the name
He's not even live oh this isn't the right
like two more games to go. Yeah, then we win. I mean, surprisingly, though,
XQC didn't show up to the event. Oh, no, it's a bug. He's probably, yeah,
probably got shit going on. Yeah. Yeah, we, uh, let's pull up the brackets.
So this is the bracket chat. It is Jinxie Joe won. I think pretty,
game three, actually, I didn't know it was a game three.
So they won a nail biter. This one didn't happen because X isn't here yet. He's busy.
And then Mingo and Sketch destroyed Ron and Lacey.
You want to just boot up Tuesday now or watch?
What do you want to do?
Wait, oh, oh, are they playing?
I think they're going to like figure out
whether he's going to DQX or Phil,
and then they're going to run the Jinxie versus.
Well, I guess no, they wouldn't play at all.
You're right.
I think it's just us to just get a buy straight to winners.
Yeah, that's crazy. I'm ready. I want to I want to just win quickly and then I can do you play
10 man's with us. I'm my I got some shit to do though. Oh, you're just live for a second. No,
no, no, I'm gonna say live. There's a Michael Reeves video after watch though. Oh, I actually saw
that on my YouTube. You know, I gotta react. A dog. A dog. You throw her. You got a damn dog
throw her that's pretty cool also there is a Genesis event melee event that I
want to watch tonight you still watch melee yeah yeah I watched last night
actually Zane's out the time to move on oh then I'm definitely not watching well
Josh man is still in Josh man is yeah a lot of way bro you did good that game
I appreciate that Ron and I don't like talking about you, bro
Yeah, bro. How do you think speaks to
Dog shit besides the point. Oh, yeah, the word hurt me wrong there
Well, I'm down today, bro. I'm fucking depressed bro. Are you sure?
Yes, I'm so sore from the fucking desk all that from when we hung out
That's my cue
Yeah, he's actually a sad guys people don't know he puts on his front really I
Saw Ron trap himself in a room to play Dark Souls dude
He kind of mugged us. He bared his soul that stream
He mugged us dude. Yeah doing it in a white room alone by himself
I would I don't even know if I can say this I would kill myself. No, it's no phone as well
Yeah, I would kill I would end it. I just know what I'm gonna fucking do that. Yeah, no, I RT that I
Don't know how we can even sleep on two more cowards. Okay. We don't put a wee in there. Oh
You're gonna throw me on the bus
30 days in a row. I did more than you were like in your 20s, bro. You're in your 30s. Oh my god, dude
Stop trying. I'm not I'm in my second prime, bro
You know, I think it's a good thing it's not a bad thing not to sleep on stream.
I think it shows weakness.
No, I think it's I think it shows strength.
Not seeming on stream.
Yeah.
Do you feel old?
I don't feel old at all.
I didn't till I played like 16 year olds in basketball like that.
I had a basketball tournament on Friday in one of the teams was a bunch of high
schoolers.
And you destroy any, did you win or no?
I beat him twice,
but I was like hands on my knees heaving in between possessions and they were
like bouncing on their toes in between possessions, like ready to run.
And we, I called three timeouts.
I don't think we were supposed to get more than one.
Yeah.
I just kept calling the timeout and the ref kept going, okay.
That's so sad actually that would make me feel old. Yeah, but you're the one who puts these events on you should do something more up
Your speed like give yourself an advantage like with 30 year olds have an advantage over 16 year olds trivia
That's your board I set up a mogul money episode, but I'm just in it and I said if the questions
Yeah
Yeah, destroy them I would destroy them. I think I'd be most 16 year olds at wordle
I think you're foolish. I think we're those the most RNG game of all time. You're an idiot
No, you're not you what do you what's your first word penis like yeah, I think I'm gonna break
It's just about what you're the big strategy comes from what your first word is especially if there's no time limit
To today's wordles hard I
Haven't done a wordle and so I got it for
Okay, let me try peace mode
I was actually technically supposed to go last, but XQC never showed up so my I got it in top you're lying. You are lying, you are lying. I swear I genuinely. Yeah, you did it off camera into no right here.
You are lying. You are lying.
I swear I genuinely. Yeah.
You did it off camera into now right here.
Bang. Shoot the chat, bro.
You go.
Oh, you saw one S if you thought skull.
You would double letter.
You put. No, you're right.
It is skill. It is skill.
Who goes double letter on the second guess, bro?
OK, first time, Chatter should skull.
I put it together. All right. Is that what you want to hear?
What do you mean put it together? You could join the canadian national team for curling the way you fucking play these games
Yeah, i'm on team cannabis side. You're not gonna get sympathy for me. You're on their side
100% I if I would cheat in the olympics full on full stop
olympics
Especially if it's curling like come on
Curling is a legitimate sports
I didn't say it wasn't, but it's like you could just push it forward.
It's not. I'll say it.
Yes, it is.
I saw a clip.
Millet.
I saw a clip of it was like curling and it was just, you know, when they'd broom, brush
or whatever.
It was like just brushing work.
Yeah, they're sweeping.
Yeah, it was like just sweeping work.
And it was two throws, one sweeping, one without.
They went the same distance.
And I was like, what is this video supposed to be about?
I'm sorry, Ludwig.
guys video is primary research. All right. You're telling me for years and years. These
guys are just screaming for no reason. Yeah, I mean, the Try Guys video kind of proved
it. Yeah. You're going to cite a podcast max. Like, no, obviously it, it, it manipulates
where the curling thing goes. It kind of proved that that, oh my God, they got a fill for
XQC. Wait, who is it? It's Greek on X.
Let's go.
Wait, the perfect.
The perfect.
Ggx, maybe Ggx gang is back.
No, I brought her back.
Should we join and watch?
Oh, yeah, I'm down.
I don't know what room it is, because it's it is obvious.
I just pull up their stream.
Yeah, I'm not sure to do that, too, because I can't figure it out.
You just watching JXC?
How do I join?
Yeah.
Oh wait, they're in our room.
I think we have to leave the match to next day.
I mean, no, we can spectate.
I think you can have a lot of spectators, no?
I think they're doing it.
Really?
Okay.
How good is Geekuz?
He's dying at the same time.
Greek's good, I think.
Oh my god.
What's the same as that?
No.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
You eat an arch.
It's like, rolled us.
Fuck, he's dying, apparently.
Yeah, he's good.
I'm pretty sure.
here. Are you are you spectating in the match? Yeah. Let me just hop in the discord call
to see what it's like. Go ahead. Have you done it? No. No. I'm in this call. You're
That's my brother, my little brother.
Archie, Archie, Archie, be our coach, be our coach.
Oh, he was our coach, come on, come on.
He's our coach, he's our coach, he's our coach.
How do I leave my current private match?
Because I'm in a private match with Zoyle.
How do I get out?
Look at this game, look at this game.
Okay, Zoyle, I have a question for you, Zoyle.
Hey, what's up, JC?
So, I'm going to restart my game.
First off, Zoyle, congratulations on verifying orbit.
You said you guys lost to Archie and you okay. I'm definitely I'm definitely I don't care. What was the score?
What was the score? Okay, so so read a game. Okay, that's first game. That's first game three to eight, but that's
They're just chitchatting. Oh, there's chitchatting. Yeah, Riley and Zoink are premier clash and
Geometry Dash players
Uh, is that who we're playing next?
No, no, we're going to play for sure.
Like without a shadow of doubt, mingo and sketch that's locked.
Oh, wait, so are these like, are the geometry dash and whatever?
What are you?
Oh, other side.
Oh, yeah.
So I'll play them in the finals.
Yeah.
Would you like to play anything you want me to work on your, you were good.
I don't think there's anything for you to work on.
I think my one big criticism is if you know for sure you're going to hit it, go for it.
But if you are not sure, don't risk it.
That's the only rule you have to play by because if you jump over and it's a 1v2,
it's like that's our lose con.
Yeah, it feels scary when you pop up mid to go for it,
because if I miss, they just get a free bucket.
Exactly. Yep.
But I think I should go for it.
If I say a hundred percent, if you see it and you know you can win it
and you're going to beat them there. Yeah.
Oh, we're jumping in. You're watching the stream. I'm spectating. I'm spectating. Okay. Okay
Wait, how do I hide the UI? Oh, whoops
All right, yeah, we're in it
Which is only one person and Riley alone
Dude, it is crazy.
Yes, you see it.
You show up.
It's all good.
It is.
He's like good at it.
What?
Saying yes and then not showing up like it's a skill, I think.
I don't really care.
We got G.G.X.
And that's true.
We got G.G.X.
King.
Yeah.
She's having internet problems.
Let me know.
I feel bad, then.
There's nothing worse than internet problems streamer you were late to
That was crazy. I was supposed to be the last match and and I even texted you to practice
Okay, I was dead. I left the all-star game. I was in mid-convo with Obama
I'm I was like, oh, you know frankly and I said hold that thought
Hold that thought don't say Malia's name again like you do in your voice
I'm gonna go play rock of the U.S. Speaks. That's what I said. Hey, thanks, man. Appreciate it. Hey, you Rob. You just watching
Yeah, that's what I do. I love watching. Oh, that's you. Is that your ear?
I'm sorry. Do you really think you're on as a deep voice? Is that how you
That was the best thing I could do. I was just a goody. That's who long ago. So I'm trying to get back to my
move on
I got nice to meet you as well.
Nice to meet you as well.
I feel like we've been.
Yeah.
Do you run that bit where you lose horribly and then you ask to be a coach on a winning
team?
No.
What do you mean?
That's not a bet.
It's called making it by myself.
M-I-B-Y.
Again.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what we do.
Squeaks, do you know much about OSDS?
Ooh.
Is that RuneScape?
Close.
It's the content creator group that Arcade gave you.
Oh, of course I know.
I'm OSCS until I die
Four members
To our call
Yu-Gi
Dude, I just know I'm so I don't know if I knew it you guys are
Think it's not just take us out in the air take a shot in the oil
Yes, okay, okay one more one more one more
That's right. You get that. You get that. That's the thing about
school. You get there. Can I join instead? Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, why
no? Yeah, what? Have you? Have you already? Have you already
this book is called Meditations by Marcus Aurelius? Oh, so
it's philosophy. 10 years ago. 10 years ago. How about that?
I really have you already taught me. I read it when it was
coming alive.
I was going to be talking about you guys in that book, do you think he was talking about
you guys at mine, the ex Roman Emperor?
Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you.
We are all in our intellectual era, I can tell.
So in first context on OSCS, Squeaks, Yugi is the rich one and he flaunts it to the
other poorer members.
Oh, I guess it's because you guys haven't met Archie, that's why.
Yeah, obviously
Yeah, okay, I make so much money. Listen, you can have two cars
Yeah, one of the other members don't have any vehicle. They have to pack a car like a clown car
Yeah, can we talk about how lovely great this owner just so you can win
So when I win this again, what are you gonna say?
I promise you a lot of it. There's like damn you buddy. What are you gonna say when this one you witness?
She'll wait you it's a 10% chance you witness. It's impossible. We test the carers by a mile
I'll bet you one of your cars that way with me about I don't have my cars. I drive a bike. Why you are done
By I'm not alive, bro. NBI why bro make a bunch of so
Listen, there's a white X6 outside. I'll bet you
What is that car white six? Oh, oh, it's a BMW X6 M competition outside
It's it's beautiful white out there. You know I'm saying and I like to call it the Ark no deal
So I'll bet that I'll bet that I'll put that up there
Yes
Yeah.
Oh, I'll cop down.
Yeah.
OK, you spent that.
Sure.
So what do you usually do?
You guys usually do the how do the youngsters say catch a vibe?
How do I catch a vibe?
Yeah.
Brother, how do you catch a vibe?
Alice, what are you talking about?
How do I break a run?
Catch a vibe.
We're trying to stay alive.
I brought a vibe this morning with a ginger shot.
and I did 15 on the Peloton.
Oh shit, respect.
Yeah, so.
I go on watch with my arms folded behind my back
judging to conquer it.
This is my whole fucking sad life.
Well, me and Archie, we do bumps over here.
Yeah, we do bumps.
You guys do not do bumps.
We do bumps.
No, you guys are being surprised.
I'm actually pretty cool with drugs.
Oh, that's close.
You know, back in my, I used to be in Marijuana.
I felt it.
Oh, oh, oh shit.
haven't tapped into that one I only do like a hemorrhoids and stuff like that oh okay hemorrhoids you
do hemorrhoids oh sorry heroin even better doing hemorrhoids cooler no shade but everyone who's
addicted to heroin acts like it's a hemorrhoids even doing too much heroin yeah i believe it
I did, but Big H.
I'm going to make a new lobby, by the way.
Oh, OK.
I'm trying to visit the OECS house.
Yeah, have a tour.
We'll be sure you guys around.
We've got three story house.
Dude, no, thank you.
That's the answer.
Hollywood.
The diamond is a rough.
You're in L.A.?
Yeah, I live.
They somewhat say the diamond in a rough.
I think it's the same lobby, no, Pookie.
Oh, are you guys playing?
No, no, I'm trying to spectate this match
No, yeah, it's a new one if you want if you want to see our address for any chance you guys just search up OCS house
Oh, I guess we're in New York. Oh
New York. Yeah, I always sucks. I like this is sorry. I'm here. W. Oh
Everyone says it sucks. I know black and American puppy
I think I think New York is too expensive
It's like the same as LA, dude.
Did you just say like the whole thing is like Archie flexing his money?
Yeah, Archie flexes a lot of his money.
You think that Archie?
No, no, no, the thing about me is I'm trying to make ends meet, you know what I mean?
I'm trying to make ends meet and that's what we do on this side, you know?
uh... at one step at a time brothers and all right
you should be shut the fuck up
goddammit bro
you start said you don't even think we're going to add
that's my life bro okay
that's really my life
but uh... what do you have to catch a vibe
what does catching a vibe mean like if i was a fucking idiot
you know i'm just chilling a bunch of people you know the bunch of the guys
would say and
What would we do smoke a spliff, watch the maybe watch the the wild robot
could be cry a little bit.
Hmm.
Have you seen the documentary Jiro dreams of sushi?
Oh, no, no, that's a lot.
I mean, that's a lot is a sushi chef.
You can't know from this one.
You just say she won.
Oh, sorry.
How's everyone?
Can I ask you a question?
Let me ask you guys a question.
What do you do to catch a vibe?
Yeah.
How about that?
Normally, I'm gesture gooning, but right now, I'm blocking out the moans.
Like what is your...
Okay.
Trying to catch a vibe.
It's late at night.
What do you do?
I can tell you because these guys aren't earnest.
Okay.
Arky boots up 100 meters.
He starts watching anime.
That's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a hundred percent beats this shit. I think five times a week
Yeah
He's talking about how he was 34
Wait, what else the blackfish
No, wait, you give us good bro. Oh, that was me
I'm just going to motion.
Similar voices though.
No, no, no.
So do you aren't you supposed to be playing right now?
Yes, but the game.
OK, blackboard Max didn't know how to navigate the screen.
That's why they're all on the call trying to figure that out.
Oh, they're doing tech support.
Bro, no, this guy this guy said he'd
be to find his wire for his controller,
and it's been like two hours, like just waiting.
You've got to do to get it.
Oh my god.
He is the worst gamer, I think I know.
Yeah, dude, I'm pretty sure he played off his OBS.
I have like three second delay like that was just fun.
It's a it's a it's a social dilemma.
Yeah. What? What does that mean?
Oh, never mind. Don't worry about. Don't worry about it.
Now we're going to bring it up.
He's going to be coaching me through the game.
Yes, should be good.
Yeah, boys, we're going to watch how you they got a they got a diamond coach
In their corner right here. Congrats on verifying order by the way. Oh, thank you, bro
But you better lock it on it off though. Yeah, it's sure fire win for me. I'm a pretty good gamer
I don't know if you've seen much of my resume
Yeah, you're not bad. I thought I mean, I mean we are gonna win that together obviously so can't wait wait we
Yeah, yeah us. What do you mean? What do you mean us?
But it's me and you right?
That's what's the world. Well, oh
Y'all talking about GD
Oh
Are you actually good
Somebody who's mainline geometry dash for as long as you have like brother your brain must be mush
You got pulled away
I think you got dragged us. Hey, see you guys on the Minecraft speedruns.
Hell yeah, brother. Yeah, I've been doing it a lot. Yeah.
Yeah, my fastest time was hour 13.
Me, my too. That's pretty good.
Oh, the story.
Oh, well, it started.
That's unbelievable.
Well, I joined a 1v1.
All right. 2v2.
Blackboy Max with new fill Greek on X versus Riley and Zoink
This is camera do all the work for me. Oh my god
It was an instant kickoff goal like
Like Greek on X just missed that and this is insane
That was I got a forfeit. This was an insane start. How do they both miss?
Alright, second kickoff. Max misses the kickoff again. Greek Godx wiser this time. Stays behind.
Centered Balbo. I don't know the skill of Riley and Zoink. I think they're, okay, Riley's pretty mid.
Yeah, okay, they're both pretty mid. It looks like two golds versus a diamond and an iron.
Did they have cold rank in this game chat?
Who could you get it up?
Yeah, man.
I'm watching.
Wait, so Greek got X as a diamond?
Yeah, I remember you subringing this game, but I mean, four years ago or something.
Okay, so we think Blue's gonna win, right?
No, I thought Orange, I thought Greek was solo, like, but he seems very rusty.
I mean that flying right there was
Pretty bold
I mean, let me just watch him for a bit. See his POV
Like he's doing speed flips, but he just seems really rusty
You know about speed flipping right?
No, oh, he scored on his own goal. I don't know if he doesn't
I kind of listen to their call real quick. I'm gonna hop in just curious what they say
He's making me laugh. He's making me laugh.
Wait, how do you make me laugh?
He's making me fucking fuck up.
Yeah, I did, bro.
Bro, what the fuck are you, bro? What is our strategy, Gabe?
Can we get a poor Macy going?
Hit the fucking ball once, please.
Righty, just believe me.
No, no, no. No, we're good. I'm there. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry.
Oh my gosh. This is a goal. This is a goal. Oh my gosh. I gotta time it. Oh my, oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh, really?
Come on.
Take two. Do you not start that?
Uh-oh.
Let me get up. Let me get up. Let me get up.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Boom!
I can smell your breath from here shut your big fucking mouth you understand me
You're not gonna get your big lips big big breath
You haven't seen my lips, huh?
It's getting a little racially charged in there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, just like slightly oh
Like that's okay, so slightly racially charged with that. What do you mean?
It like are we talking about counter strike Lobby? Yeah, or worse
It it's not great vibes
You know because max is upset at Greek not carrying him and then Greek responded by saying I
Don't like repeating it, so it's probably bad if I don't like
Okay, okay, okay, good to know
It plays in a stereotypes oh
It'd be like advice said to you don't
Don't what?
Don't say it. It'd be like if I said to you, you know, what are you gonna do with that?
Econ degree, you know, it's like
Oh, yeah, that's not too bad. That's it. That's what my mom says
Yeah, but I mean she's like probably because of her age yeah leaning into the
stereotypes yeah oh man 5 oh this is I feel like Greek can just turn it on and
win I don't think so I think it's too late it's over this game for sure but like
the way he aerials he should be able to just score you think so I mean okay this
game more than other games there's so much muscle memory yeah like it's hard
to come back like versus a game like Mario or melee probably you can pick it up and have some sort of competency
But here it's like if you don't hit your aerials, it's over
I think the issues they both go for kickoff every time no matter what
Interesting like watch this kickoff and watch them both drive to the ball
Wait, are you gonna grind rocket league? I think so. Yeah, I want to hit I want to hit
Probably diamond because I'd want to be like a diamond. I want to be above average in every video game
that I care about so like I want to be I think 16k and CS is like probably above average minutes a bit below actually
But I'd like to do okay, I don't know I'd like to be above average at CS. I'd like to be a man
I am above average in Minecraft
You're good at Minecraft
They took a while to come out
What like just you saying that like I don't know I thought you took a while for you to get out of coal
What do you want me to say?
But the time spent you best believe you're barely above average it's a compliment man. Good shit
Are you just start your rank journey
Mike I did I'm too I'm not good. I can't do it. You can do it, but you I think you're gonna
Have you been watching Liam?
No, but I but like on and off, but no, I haven't seen like a full run
I think there's too many like the Bastion routes and stuff are so fucked Bastion routes are fun
They're kind of like jungling and you memorize them
Yeah, yeah, but I mean like what's the difference between it all Bastion routes are just hazy mace gave a hundred coin. Oh
It's like a set path a little bit of RNG
It's pretty difficult to how many bations are there for four. Yeah
Yeah.
That's not too bad.
No, and two of them are braindead easy.
Arguably three of them are braindead easy.
Like, how do you, but what's the practice wrong?
Like is there an uh, Usamune for Minecraft?
Yeah, yeah, several.
Oh.
Yeah, you can just get uh, uh, a rom to, or a mod to just like instantly get you in
the bastion, select which bastion, how you want it to look.
But aren't like people mean in the Minecraft category?
Um, no, they're actually like nice and a cringe one.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Like you'd be in the Minecraft category and like you watch a runner lose
and then their their culture is to write Pats.
And it's an emote of like somebody patting a dog on its head or something.
Oh, that's a word.
I know, I know.
It's too much.
I hate Pats.
That's way too much.
But anytime they fail, this starts petting a cat.
Yeah.
Ew. Yeah, they all go, they all go, oh, Pats.
Nice try.
Actually kind of like that. Yeah, I mean, it's very sweet
Nice quiet. Oh wait
Check we actually start doing this for every game. Liam is the most toxic Minecraft player I've ever seen
In what way? I think he's written like written in the chat kill yourself
Just in like that's like that's like forbidden technology like it's par for the courses. Yes, that is forbidden technology in Minecraft
Well, for some reason, I'm so like, I'm so broken as a man.
I was my first response was, what the other guy did.
They're right.
Like they didn't do the thing is there's no interaction.
So they just played the game.
You're not even in the same server.
They just played the game.
They didn't even write anything.
Wait, that's so sad.
Okay, maybe.
Okay.
You know what?
I actually will learn Minecraft.
Dude, I would love to tune in.
Can you teach me?
Yeah, easily. Yeah, I can get you a sub 30 today.
Really? I'm 100% sure. Yeah.
Yeah, for easily.
Sub 30.
Yeah, if we just get you because all we would learn is one cycle.
And then that's all you do.
And I have the best coach in the world and I couldn't do it.
Who'd you have?
K4.
He's the best coach in the world.
He is the best coach in the world.
He was so patient and nice.
Dude, he's he's all right, right?
Like he he invented e-ray, which is actually kind of impressive.
I'll give him that.
But he's not the best coach and he taught Liam.
Wait, who's better?
You or Liam?
We didn't want to be one.
Oh, yes.
Wait, you won, right?
Yeah. So.
But was it like a legit one or was it like?
Actually, it was it was not legit.
Then it was legit.
It was not legit because I was winning by five minutes.
and you can vote to change the seed, right?
Like maybe you don't like this seed.
You can both agree.
If you're the host of a lobby in a private match,
you can just overrule.
And he changed the seed while he was losing by five minutes
without telling me.
So like I was crushing him
and then it just restarted from zero minutes.
Oh, that's hilarious.
That's classic.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's classically.
No, but Liam's changed as a man because of Minecraft.
you think so yeah because before he was like he got super mean he had a mean
era and then he realized he got too mean so then he he's like weirdly nice now
why are you talking about him like he's your Tamagotchi yeah I would like a few
months ago he went through this era he's a freaking a whole ass man he's always
been mean I guess I don't know when he doesn't get his run I just type
past because I feel so bad to want to do so well
that's actually pretty sweet
it's good to see him speed on a different game like
the Mario Bros or Mario 64 it's nice
uh... yeah, I'm glad he's into it
it's cool
it's probably nice I mean simply doing the same thing
simply speed runs
for a while though I remember him speed running Minecraft years ago
he did it like a year ago he quit actually because he got too angry doing it
how do you get angry? it's like getting angry playing blocks
Have you ever played chess?
Seriously?
Not seriously.
It's...
I've been pogchamps though.
Anytime it's like a...
I don't know.
It...
I think it's because you have no one to blame but yourself.
So you get really irrationally angry at yourself when you fuck up.
Oh yeah, it's like Starcraft.
Yes.
That's how it feels. Starcraft 1v1s.
Yes.
They're probably similar to Rocket League 1v1s as well.
Wait, my connection to the game time about whatever, blue is.
I've got the bathroom, sorry, BFZ, one sec.
Oh yeah, can you...
I have the screen chart and then you put it for your chat. It was like four minutes anyway.
So, out of the bottle.
Uh, by the way, GreekGodX is up 1-0. He did score.
I really think they just should win on paper. I mean, he is clearly the best player in this lobby.
I think he was trolling.
If he just... But Max isn't helping him.
But like the fact that he can make contact with that ball in the air is like so far and away better than
Everyone in this contest who's not named squeaks or drill bars
He has high ping
Yeah, that's maybe part of it
I mean the biggest issue is that they both went for the same kickoff
And now greek has just resigned to staying back
Right like this and then try to see now he's gonna score on this
Unless he turtles and slips in size
Here's no game sense. I mean he I think he's just playing a 1v2 and he doesn't know how to play a 1v2
Why should you know how to play 1v2?
All right, I'll see the defense good defense
Oh, you pissed already? Yeah, I didn't watch that's 45 seconds
Yeah, I'm a speedrunner. Do you wipe your tip? I
Shake
Yeah, do you do you I dap it every time I have a handkerchief that I just wash every like month
We've only in public I have a satin handkerchief. Yeah, well, I've got a travel handkerchief at home handkerchief
But the the travel handkerchief I wash more often
I got a way. I think you're right. I think you should like dad like I think it's disgusting what I do
You could sometimes you put it in
And it's a flood I
Won't go flood you never had that
It's like a yeah, it's like it's uncomfortable. You thought you shaked it and then you put it in yeah, yeah
And it's flood yeah, but I I have good tech. What's the tech?
You shake
It's gross. No, I mean I'd love to learn like because this anchor chief thing is kind of gross and cuties been pushing me to change
I would just love to learn is that stupid to say
Okay, like do you know when you're like like if you have to throw the bathroom really bad and you hold it in yeah
I like that feeling like that
Yeah, so like I just
Yeah, I just Kegel, like, again and again, and then it dries up, a clinch.
Eww, dude.
Hey, Anchor Chief, Anchor Chief!
Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I hate Anchor Chief, but I'm not talking about my Kegels life.
Dude, you asked me! You asked me!
Yeah, I don't know, I thought there would be some tech.
I didn't think you were just gonna say, I Kegel every day.
Like, I didn't think that's what we were doing today.
Wait, dude, where do you put the Anchor Chief after you're done?
You put it in your fucking breast pocket? Like, what are you talking about?
My back pocket back left this disgusting back left for the handkerchief back right here. Yeah, what I actually stole your pants. I
Can show my handkerchief off the back
You're lying
This is my new handkerchief
But I only use the bottom so this part safe and I know because the this
That's disgusting that is so disgusting
Why is it huge?
There's an obvious joke the actual answer is so I can dab on a different spot each time
You that's actually cuz it's all right. You saw the paper. It's obvious where you dab before. Oh, yeah
Why don't I just burn trees?
idiot
Like that's the reason why like give me a break like you all of a sudden
All of a sudden I've always been environmentally conscious
I've been talking about a Thunberg when it comes to the bathroom
Yes!
Like where we joking around here for man
I also don't flush with this
And you know what, they're not that valuable but I'm hoarding
It's like, um, Trump coin
Interesting
I don't believe you
You don't believe I dab? I'll show you, how about this?
I'll show you next time you're here
Cuz I I was with you for a week. I've you never brought up the dab. Well, yeah, I don't bring out
I don't bring out what I do in this is an own goal by the way
I'm not watching my game dude
I mean, I think it's going game three
Really? Yeah, I Greek scored
Twice and then it was to two and then Riley seem on gold
So it's 30 seconds blue team has to score
And they scored okay three three nail by her
I'm playing ones
What's your rank in ones I'm unranked okay?
One's all seem fun
Yeah, I don't think there's one. I think threes is like the most common
That's like the most competitive dude. What have you tried the new tennis game Mario tennis? No, is it good?
I saw you playing you were getting mad playing it
Well, I was a frustrating the beginning. I got really good. I'm 900 the best in the world
Really?
Yeah, I'm always making a crazy surprise voice because when I watch you you were like losing majority of your matches outside
Yeah, but just like you in Minecraft. I stuck with it like 70% of your matches you were losing to like Zach from Washington
Yeah, but I ended up I ended up winning like three times my loss
So you have a positive overall record. Yeah big time. Is it better cuz I played a
aces
Aces kind of it's like the same thing. I didn't like aces to be honest. I
like the I like the
Ranking like the matchmaking of this one more. Oh, oh big drama
Well, the match is three three and they're in a lock
They're in a lock right now, so it's a 1v1 and it's Greek God X versus Riley.
Oh, Greek is going to win.
I mean, presumably, yeah, but it's OT, so whoever scores wins.
Oh, they broke the lock.
Oh, that's B.M.
I think Greek exploded to keep Max in.
Oh, wait, you should, that's tomorrow.
You just like run into him?
Yeah, I think that's what happened.
GG, Plackboy Max with the final goal.
Wow.
Lud, they were all calling me squeaky.
Can you like stand up for me?
Yeah, I'm gonna stand up.
They say squeaky around me.
I go say it again, say it right now.
Yeah, but Mr. Beast called me squeak, remember?
Yeah, that was funny.
Like maybe I just changed my name.
Maybe I just changed my name.
Just squeak or squeaky?
Whichever, I guess squeak.
Yeah, I think I think squeak suits you you like if someone looked at you they would think squeak
That's so mean. I'm so maternal for you
You are yeah
But actually feel it
Fuck
It's okay pets
But I didn't lose though save your pets
Pets I don't want I don't want to get pets. Oh
Oh, Max did break rule one and then they ended up winning drama.
I'm surprised you're not into Counter Shrike, Ludwig, I'm going to say it.
Dude, I am into it.
I'm just more into Minecraft and I also, okay, how do I say this?
I don't want to throw shade.
What is rule one?
League rule one is when two cars meet head to head they don't move they keep
driving forward at each other and they're at a standstill if you kiss you
never break up and so if you back out or turn or something you're breaking rule
one okay here's my shrews yes good I don't like the stacks the stacks yeah
what does that mean like the discord's popping and that's cool but I don't like
the five sacks. Why? Because it doesn't feel rewarding to me to play in a five
sack with silent on a Smurf and go, you know, nine and fifteen and win because
you and Silent dropped 30 and 40 bombs. Like I want a solo queue or do it with
like someone my rank. Okay, that's actually not a bad take.
But I just think you overestimate.
I think you overestimate, like the impact that a player like silent or
Tarrot can have because like you'd be surprised.
Like they're dropping.
They're losing kills.
You know, they're not.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, they are.
Well, I guess that was the in-house, but so I mean, they're losing more than
they're winning.
Yeah.
And the in-house is different, obviously, but they're losing a lot.
A lot.
You don't want to die if you solo cube.
But that's what I want to feel.
I want to feel like I want to die and then claw that back, not like,
I don't want to be the worst player on my team winning.
Yeah.
No, I respect that.
And then I hate in-houses.
You think you're going to hit 16 K?
Uh, I think I'll have the toughest time, but I think I'll hit it.
Cause I don't think it's hard.
You just fucking shoot them in the head.
You know what I mean, just like, swing, hup, hup.
I have a hot take, I don't think you're going to do it.
Be for real.
I'm not even kidding you, I really don't think you're going to do it.
Be so for real bro, you know I'm going to hit that shit.
You're not going to hit it.
You're not, you're going to have to find a way to cheat around it, especially if you're
going solo queue or whatever.
This is so disrespectful.
I think you really, I don't think you understand 16K is genuinely impressive.
It's like plat or gold, right?
Yeah.
But in Counter Strike, bro, these guys have been playing for years and thousands
of hours.
It's not something you can do like, Oh, I'm going to spend a month doing stick,
like Counter Strike and get 16K.
It's just not how it goes.
I really think I'm just going to spend a month and hit it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, do you want to do a side bet?
On what?
If I hit it this year?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm done.
I mean, brother, it's, it's February.
You're right. No, you're gonna hit it for sure. I'm not gonna say that now. I'm not starting until April
Maybe
Because I might do a rocket league era first I
Respect that I would do a rocket league era too
Rockin leaves easy as fuck well people are so bad
Yeah, but the improvement is like
like what matters like like fuck rank it's like will I noticeably look like a better
players when I care about you should get in rocket league you should get champion
champions high no you can do it dude that's like actually competitive what's diamond is
that below champion yeah it's one below champ what was the let me look at the rocket league
big rank distribution.
Okay, so there's
there's a lot of people play Rocket League.
Oh, my God, there's drama now.
What's the drama?
XQC shows up.
Holy shit.
And now Jynxy's deciding whether to keep Greek or Swap with X.
Oh, my fucking God.
And his chat really wants Greek.
If you can, let's see, you can take my spot.
No, that's all right.
So I offer, though.
Ah, you know, you just work so hard.
When game one, that's all right.
It's a sweet.
No, we good
Nothing
Stop seeing it out loud
Okay, then when are we playing?
Okay, hold up. Let me look at this. I
Want to play so the the most common rank is gold
Followed by plat
Actually, no, it's flat. That's why that's no, no easy. Plat one is the most common rank
I just have a heart out by the way.
What is it?
It's 6, right?
CS 10 man's.
I don't know.
It starts at 6, right?
6, yeah.
I mean, this should go after this, there's only three matches.
We got this.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to be that caught.
I'll play until we're done with this.
Look, it is going way slower than I thought.
Like I figured it would go slow.
I didn't think two and a half hours for four matches slow.
Has it only been four matches?
It's been four.
Yeah, we're not done the fourth,
but we're on the fourth match currently.
Oh my God, dude.
I don't know why we're not starting game three either.
And Jix is on this here.
Okay.
They're working on it.
You're also late, but I told him I would be late
and when I would be back.
Yeah, but you weren't, oh no, that's true.
Well, JC was asking me, he's like, do you know where, when Ludwig's coming back?
And I had to lie, I said, yeah, he's right, he's like...
I told him verbatim, I was like, I'm going to the All Star game, I'll leave at, you know, next time I should be home by four.
Wait, you actually saw Obama?
Yeah, I saw Barack.
Let's say Barack. He just confirmed aliens are real.
He did. But like, kind of, lately...
What do you want him to do? Like a fucking primitive thing to do?
Like what are you talking about?
He'd be like, yeah bro, take the selfie out.
And it'd be him and like Zootoo.
It's not Zootoo. The alien's probably like a plant.
The other day I got two toes and was commenting on Vodvideos.
The alien's not a plant though.
It's not gonna be like a green ass alien dude.
No, it's gray and it's got a squishy head and it's named Zootoo.
No, it's not like Glorp.
Yeah, Glorp.
No, it's not. Come on.
He was hanging out with Glorp and Zutu.
What Zutu? Is this Mewtwo? I'm so confused.
I've never heard of Zutu before.
Alien name.
That is an alien name.
Fuck.
What do you think an alien name is? Give me a good alien name.
Uh...
Xenon.
Not really what I was thinking.
What it's not really good alien. Oh my god, I just fucking with and it's all your fault
Or an alien or Elon Musk's kid you're right
Chad was good. Hey, what are you gonna name your kid?
Festus, oh Festus. Yeah
It's a powerful Greek god name
What do you mean it's a Greek God and it's a powerful name because it sounds like asbestos, bro
You don't want to call your kid asbestos. Oh my god, but the kids won't be smart enough to make that joke
They're gonna make fun. They're gonna I'll be I'll be making that joke. Okay. Let me think of a better name
Is it the boy or girl
Both you have to choose one for both boat one for both. Yeah, Samir
Samir? Yeah. I love the name Samir. I think it's like a ambidextrous name. Yeah. Oh,
not sure, but sure. There's girls named Samir. Yeah.
You haven't thought about a name. Come on. I literally told you it's a pheasants and I feel
like I became vulnerable. When I was a kid, I got into a huge fight with my sister because I said
said I wanted to be my first kid Poseidon.
She said, I can't do that.
Yeah, you couldn't because that's
just like an impossible name to live up to.
You know, I'm Ludwig.
I'm not living up to Beethoven.
Yeah, that's for damn sure.
OK, it's not good fucking lot about it.
Beethoven comes back to life and is like Googling his name.
He's like, what, dude, what?
He this guy.
This is the guy.
He did what at the bureau card event?
Yeah, exactly.
This is the fucking guy who's representing me.
What about you, buddy? What about you?
He starts becoming a hate poster.
You don't think all the roges come back?
Up in arms?
There is one roge. I don't think it's gonna come back, man.
I'm just gonna be upset.
Give him some time.
I think I'm pretty safe. I think I'm pretty safe.
Give him some time.
We'll see. We'll see the way the world turns, I guess.
Dude.
I'm not fucking waiting XQC just typed in our chat and said am I too late that's so fucking
That's so peaceful bro. I wish I said let him play let him play bro
Let him play he can take my spot
Okay, I'm down
Really we would win so easily action if he's such an OP team
The people are saying hashtag free XQC free my boy X
Why did they lock him up at the Jinxie 2v2 Rocket League Tournament?
Yeah, that's an easy goal.
Ah, nice try.
Yeah, this is all you.
Good shot, bro.
Wait, sorry to me.
Yeah, watch it again.
Oh, wait, you got to watch the real game, bro.
That's what the people want.
Now I feel pressure.
Jynxy has not been in his chair for 20 minutes.
Are you like not even asking, he's in the call.
Oh, XGC has entered the call.
And Greek God X left.
that's sad I hope he's okay fuck well you're good on my screen oh fuck you missed it
Oh my god. Oh my oh. Oh terrible. Yuck. Yucky. Oh, boogie. You missed it's not over. It's
over. Oh, it's over. I fucking with.
GG, brother.
Too many misses.
Leslie's playing Hollow Knight.
Base.
I love all that one of my favorite games.
Didn't you say it was too boring on stream?
Bring on the comments, folks.
Bring it on.
Generally, one of my favorite games of all time.
You said like so boring.
It was a boring game.
Oh, sorry, sorry, bring it on, folks.
All right, did you finish clear obscure?
No, I'm so close to the end.
I just had to beat the final boss.
You hate it, don't you?
No, I like you just beat my ass.
My build is really bad.
So I went through a whole rebuild as a whole thing.
Like, who'd you mean?
Oh, I haven't played.
I haven't beaten it.
Oh, fucking boring ass game.
brother
It's a good-ass game. It's so fucking like I rather play
Genshin impact. Oh, we're in it. We're playing. Oh, no, no
Okay, oh
No, okay, pause the game. Okay, they're causing the game
I
Wonder if there's money on the one I would love that let me ask
Jixie's not here he's grabbing four beers and getting hashtag hammer he said
Guys the game just absolutely started my deposit Jesus Christ. You all know the prize for this thing
It's like 10 minutes. Oh my god. Love it. If you if you lose next game will you shave both your eyebrows off?
the game. No, I'm going to just go started. But like on accident, but we paused it.
Wait, how are you in that? All right. Also, it's also a requirement. Everybody has to drink
four beers minimum because drinking four beers minimum. I know if I'm 17 shots that we do.
Oh, okay. So be doing that. Joe, do you think? Wait, yes. We're ready.
We're ready. Oh my god. Yes. We need some of that restart. It's already started.
It's a lot of stuff to gain.
It's not the mountain to be good.
Are the mountains blue?
Yes.
Hey, yo.
Jinx is getting drunk.
That's crazy.
And that, and apparently it's for 10 bands.
What does that mean?
You know what that means.
Oh, 10 band.
I thought you meant 10, like, twitch bands.
10 bands, bro.
Bands to make her dance.
Okay, so someone donated $10,000. I guess the winner gets it
Chad you think that's real oh
Then we're gonna totally we need to start practicing Joe took an edible and Jinx. He's getting drunk
I mean if we win our semis we have a good shot at this game then
Wait, let's find you also owe me money from our sponsor remember okay
You apparently I asked about this because you keep bringing it up. He's talking about this like a lot
You know where the money is I don't know where the money is you know where the money is it's coming when you fill in
Your end of the bargain. I already filled in my end of the day. That's not
Waiting was waiting just waiting but doesn't easy go
Okay
Yeah, I I am waiting to get paid out by the sponsor. I've not been paid out yet
Okay, XQC has been replaced Greek God X and is losing 1-0 to team Riley and Zoink.
And they missed the opening kickoff, it is now 1-1.
That's crazy.
I hope he's alright.
Yeah, I know he seems good.
2-1
Dude if you got into deadlock oh my god
Dude I
Your life would be so fucking it would just be totally different
I kinda wanna play it but I don't wanna
Let's play it I've been playing it on and off
I want it to be out you know what I'm saying
Why?
Cause it's not out
Basically out
It's not out for like two years right?
Yeah but it's out they're updating it dude
They're updating it, but it's not at home. My god, holy shit. It's what it's like watching me play chat
Ooh great save
Oh big shot blue team ties it up to a pop I
Think whoever wins this is going to the finals. No, who am I kidding? Joe Barton drinks your of this room?
I
Took some alpha brain today, so I think I should do well. Did you really yeah?
Yeah, I take it every day. I've been trying to take apple cider vinegar. Oh, that's stupid. Take whatever Joe Rogan says
Really? Yeah, I just get to go to bed. I've been having sleeping issues. I trust me. I've noticed it's like all-time lows
Yeah, it's really bad. Can I give you a little bit of advice? Yeah
Yeah. Help. Take care of yourself. I'm trying. No, no, no, no, no. Like, you died. No, no, take care of yourself.
Oh. Make sure you got nothing left in the tank. Oh, ew, you're talking about. And then I'll go to sleep.
And then you go to sleep. Three, two, three. That's really helpful. Yeah, no worries.
Okay, I will I'll let you know
OG frequency
Or what if I take like a
Nyquil or something is this irresponsible to use my platform to say this yeah, just take Nyquil every day
And I don't think it's habit forming
And yeah, that's it. W. Then my save score be so high
And it's gonna be you slept so well you did dream a terrorist was killing you with his bare hands
But outside of that I've been having some crazy dreams. Can I say something a little bit potentially cancelable?
Oh, yeah, please. I would love that I do that and I would love if you were to okay, you know Osama bin Laden, right?
Can't stop thinking about him
Dude, I was reading a thing about him and he's a terrible guy, right? We agree so crappy bro
What a crap you got it worse guys ever. I'm on the same fucking pages. Yes
But he had a collection of games in a compound.
What'd you say?
What?
We both said he's a terrible guy.
Then you said, was that sorry?
You said, but?
Yeah.
OK.
OK, so let's just, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
OK, let's tell them I'm not a terrible guy.
But, OK, now what's your next sentence?
But, he had a great taste in games.
He played Half-Life, he played Counter-Strike,
he played Animal Crossing.
Like, his game collection was great.
Terrible, horrible.
I really don't like it.
Horrible guy.
Everybody who knows me knows.
But like, he played, huh?
Yeah, you admire the game collection?
Well, we just have similar tastes in games.
We have Osama.
Can I call him Osama?
And you got a one, well, I mean,
I wouldn't get to be familiar.
So you do, imagine Osama's playing Counter Strike with you.
You're in your solo queue.
Brother's got some crazy fucking stress.
He's yelling drop-off every time
He is not gonna flash you up long that's for damn sure and I guess follow up on that because there's another
Terrible guy whose games list came out
You feel the same oh
No, definitely not. I think that is similar games. I don't know why you wouldn't Jeffrey Epstein right up your alley pookie
Apparently he was he played Valorant
Oh
He's a real piece of shit. I hate him actually
You got a man on Xbox live yeah, we're saying slurs
You know the more I hear about the guy the less I like him. I mean, I don't like him at all
The less he like it. He's a real crappy guy. So he started out a decent enough number
I'm literally just trying to figure out what you're saying
Dude, this is such a shit show
What?
Are they drinking and stuff? No, XQC is like easily 1v2-ing and
They're up six to the minute left in drinksies. Are we gonna be playing XQC is we're gonna play the no
They're on the other side that we could play them if they be in the finals. Yes
Yeah, we're probably gonna play them in the finals. I think we I don't know Joe's pretty good
But it depends on how high and drunk they get
But she says she's not happy about this
What are they stemming L
Reset reset refund rematch rematch. They're mad change servers refund refund redo now
Redo now that way. That's really really really sad shop the stream, which is a crazy
yeah
my cats being really nice yeah that's they're saying have fun
my girlfriend's out there
I got you are you taking over
okay
hey what's up everybody sorry about the assault in common
You think? Let me read Luddwitschat too.
Ahem. Hope you guys are doing well.
Uh, what's going on with you guys?
I'm gonna open up Luddwitschat. What's going on with you guys? Hello!
Hi!
Don't pat me.
Please.
You look good today. Wait, really? I kinda like this chat.
Wait.
Huh. I look good, huh?
I could get you some reading comments like that. Good night
Dad how many of you guys think what we're actually gonna get 16k and counter strike
Be honest don't be mean be honest
No, no God no God no
Yeah, but you guys aren't being mean for this day
I mean I read some of your guys's comments during him playing Minecraft and it feels like he's getting bullied by the kumon
kids. Alright. He's getting bullied by these freaking dorks and dweebs and then he goes
hangs out with his cool friends and makes fun of everybody. Like being good at minecrabs
I like being good at like professional blocks. Nah, I'm actually looking at death threats
and stuff. I love minecraft to be fair, I'm just joking around alright. No it's cool.
Actually, I know my stuff as well. I played connects growing up
Are you scared of us? Yeah, I'm scared of you
What are you saying about blocks
Have they stopped making Bionicles
The DG
Is it GG?
Tumble, leave it at the prime.
Please get Ludwig to play deadlock.
He once famously told me that he doesn't play
good games on stream, that's what he said to me.
But if I wanted him to play Half-Life,
a Half-Life one through three.
Oh, yeah, dude, Influencer's got a version of Half-Life 3.
Oh, wait, is this secret?
Wait.
Yeah, the Valve is sent it to us for testing.
It's a mobile game.
it's as a really cool gotcha mechanics
what you have a fucking phone why you so mad
you don't own phones
you don't influence nobody
only at type one
look at you
but you all of you guys typing one and now you can help it some of your
typing to your stale playing into the same realm
all the twos
even influencer i think the meanest way someone called me ugly
is my friends that you don't look like an influencer to me
a fucked up as a
Oh my god, he doesn't.
Hey, come on.
She's still on the phone, huh?
What a shot.
You look like Bad Bunny.
I feel like that's very insulting to Bad Bunny.
I mean, I do love Bad Bunnies.
oops wait why do you guys question mark me
of
Okay, so let me know what's my turn to play.
I don't know about all this drama happening.
People cheat egg, not cheating.
I don't even know.
People drinking alcohol.
People smoking drugs.
I just want to play this game.
Oh, come on!
You would never.
I've smoked drugs before.
I have.
I'm eating your wife.
Oh, you guys can't read the chat.
Bro, you're too nice to smoke.
I've smoked marijuana, real marijuana.
And I've had alcohol once.
I'm hungry.
I'll be right back.
Oh, I'm waiting.
Sorry, I love each chat.
What up?
Oh, can you take over?
I'll be right back.
Alright.
Where's he going chat?
Are they rematching what is happening
one of the guys is 700 ping or re-matching
girl
tell me if you just play some ones like yeah I mean like
where do you honestly think you'll place in the tournament
First, play twos with Pookie. I don't even have twos unlocked or comp unlocked.
Oh
What
Okay, there we go
Doesn't matter.
Who's buddy think he is?
Who do I think I am?
You press on this game because I might have to quit out
Dude I try to fake him he's too low level
I'm kind of nasty, you know
No.
No!
Fuck!
No!
Okay, I'm learning. I'm learning. I got this. I have a speed kickoff.
GG, baby.
Light work!
Stop flipping to the side.
I thought that's what a speed flip was.
Let's go back. Gigi, bro.
My ideas are there, dude. It's just everything else about me, isn't it?
Oh my god, I had an idea there.
No!
See that's called fucking actual game sense
What was that oh my god, I'm alive I'm alive
Oh
I
Did fuck flipping is so hard. No, I'm losing. I didn't know I was losing
I'm in a stressful game right now
Yeah, I'm down I don't have a compound lock though
You give me one minute.
Oh my god dude how do you get the ball through somebody?
Do you know what I mean?
Gotta hit it really hard
Yeah, I'm in it. Did I say that I said it? Yeah, yeah, you got it. I believe okay
Oh, it's all tied up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, holy shit. He's gonna do it. That's cool
idiot
hey come on
fuck him
don't
shit
no
fuck
god damn it
you're too cute
Why would I use my prime on Ludd?
What?
Why wouldn't you?
Oh, no, no, oh sorry.
Yeah baby!
I actually think- Holy shit, holy shit.
How do you speed flip kickoff?
I don't know what that means.
I don't know.
Apparently like you can speed flip the kickoff.
Yeah, if you like flip early maybe, but you don't need to do that.
like you don't need to worry about that you see to play what is your car
Lamborghini mercy yo you're not a fucking come on you don't got this in your
Oh
So close
Okay, I'm ready to play that's so fucking shit. Did you win it? Yeah
Yeah. No, you lost.
Wait, that's so sad.
You're a fortunate bounce for him, huh?
Yeah, you got really lucky for sure.
What the fuck?
Okay, I invited you.
There we go.
Accepted?
I'm in.
Casual doubles.
All right, we got this.
Wait, we should get matching cars.
Wait, yeah, get my Lambo.
I don't want to pay money for that, though.
It's kind of a Lambo.
It's kind of gone. I see.
I got it for free.
It's very, um, how I was doing this stream with Reddles.
Can you give it to me?
Bro, it's your ball.
What do you mean?
It's not live, bro.
Wait, are we in the game?
Yeah.
Why is it 1v2?
It's 2v2.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, we're in the game. Oh, they scored on us. What's happening? Are you playing? Sorry, Eli. Oh, I just got in the game. That's so weird
Okay, your ball your ball. Yeah
Okay, good kickoff
All these guys, that's all right, I got it
What are you laughing at
Nice guys are pretty good. You're actually pretty good. Okay pretty easy gold. I got it. I got
Centered go do everything. I just got demoed it's wide it's wide nice
Pushing right pushing right. Oh, it's centered for them. Okay
That's on me that's not me. I thought you had it. No, no, that's not me. That's on me. That's not me for trusting you
that's what I mean okay all right I got the ball you you you you you you me me
me me me me you you you you you you you you yep positive kickoff center I'm
demoing I'm demoing W demo going for boost it's in the middle of it yeah I
got it bro that's the fucking shot I don't miss a mid god damn I don't miss
What a save-
Oh unlucky pinch
Yep
Oh, I could have saved it. Maybe what what happened either haven't done it. I haven't done anything this game
What happened you there? What is this?
You pulled the Ludwig.
I thought he was going for a shot.
Alright, I got this.
No, I got it. I got it.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm going back right.
Bang.
POOPY!
Let's freaking go.
How did that even happen?
Look, you say FK, I readjusted. Boom, top left.
So smart, bro. Oh my god, and the assists.
Yeah, it was perfect. I got it, I got it, I got it.
Sweet!
Oh, oh, you're trying to do sweet.
Sweet!
Squee!
Dude, maybe stop trying to do this.
What? It's a new thing that's happening.
Squee! What was that, bro?
Oh my god, get there get there nice. You all right watch out
Where you at here, I'm here. I'm here. He can't score me. He literally can score he fed
bro, I
Do you look at it? I didn't think it was online. I didn't think I was a shot. I thought he was dribbling
I'm not skipping
thing. GG. Nice. Center me. Center me. Pass the ball. Like, I understand you can score
it. Selfless play is what makes teams great. Dude, I centered it. You could have backed
me up. You were there. Look, I'm coming in right here. Yeah, but he was going to beat
you to the ball. You should go to bump there. It's just whatever. It's fine. You, you, you,
you you you you you you you you you.
Yep.
Me.
I'm here?
Yep.
I got the counter play?
Yep.
What is that?
I got the counter play.
Bro, it's like a fucking-
It means this, bro.
In Disney Channel for setting up
play video games.
Has V role.
Look at the goals.
Who scored more?
We-
No one.
I got an A.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna have more points!
I said dude, W like this.
Play that, play that, play that, play that.
No, you, you, I'm not gonna score it!
I have no boost, I have no boost, I have no boost, I have no boost.
Dude!
I got it, I got it, you, you, you, you, you, you!
Oh my god, oh my god.
I got it.
Yep, yep, yep, good play! Good play off my assist.
Yeah, this was an hour. Keep that energy, bro. Keep that energy. Keep that energy seriously.
When you're mad at me, you're actually better. Keep that energy.
I'm not mad at you. Squeeze. Squeeze.
I don't like the pitch. It's actually trending. Hashtag squeeze.
I got this. I got it. This is my God. It's fine. Good hit. Good hit.
Thanks, thanks
Hey, it's in front of goal for you. I got a plane D. I'm playing D. I
Should have this I should have this
Nice good play good play I had that but that's fine get a good hit. I really don't think you had that good shot
Nice nice nice nice nice. Nice. We'll play. We'll play
Let's keep it up. Let's keep it up. Here's the thing though. Don't get lax. I feel like you get lax sometimes in these spots
Don't get lax
I'm going for this let me get this for it, okay
Center oh
Yes, you oh my god. We actually would have been a great play if I scored that
go for a bump yeah yeah yeah I know I made him jump I made him jump yeah yeah
yeah oh my god I actually fucked up in a big way it's right it's right I got
there I could have got there that's totally my fault I just hit the edge of
the goal yeah yeah that's just lucky I if I drove straight actually might have been
able to get there I got laxed okay maybe me me me me
Yeah, the freaking score becomes six
You
I know boost I know boost you G it is what it is
Maybe third for six seven nice
Oh, wow, I should creep up
back left back left I'm playing up this round he missed yep keep that pressure
keeping pressure keeping pressure keeping pressure that's fine this is a good shot for
me okay here it is the goal go for a bump miss score that nice good call by me good
shit check the score good shit noze actually gets in there wait it's seven
six there he is probably they're probably going crazy at home you want to get it over
one you mean me me me me never
yeah he's gonna hit it right to me putting my hands here you go here's the
Here's your goal. Here's your goal.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. That was a floater.
Yeah.
What do they call that when you do that as a PK chat?
Yeee.
What if you do a rocket league every day for the next, like, 30 days?
I have that.
Oh my God, I'm not there, but I get back already
I'm actually breaking their ankles is insane. Oh
I
Want you to know you couldn't have no offense
If they score the last second buzzer beater, but they can't win, right
Dude, he's he's always like this boat I was about like individual effort not team effort, you know what good game
Oh
Let's freaking go
No, no, no, they're in game actually wait hold up. Yeah, it's gonna be our turn in 45 seconds. We should exit
Yeah, they're destroying XGC
Check crack a bread bowl, baby
I literally peed four times like in the last two hours dude me too and I'm actually falling sick
I've realized so I'm probably I'm probably fucking probably already sick that means that's
my aura ring is so low. I'm fucked. I'm fucked up. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna fucking die.
I think honestly, it starts with change up here before you can change what's in here.
I'm pointing to my head and my heart. Oh, so you're saying that my sickness is an attitude
problem yeah actually a good way to put it oh so it's like manifesting yeah oh
okay then I'll just have a better attitude hi w hi I'm excited to play
I
See this is gone
Six one Jinx is a shirt off. He's chugging a course light
Is this our last game if we win this we go to the finals, so it's two games at most
It's the way it works.
Because we stand to gain nothing by playing it.
I ask for pause because they won't pause, right?
So if we score three goals,
we would have to rematch.
Why didn't you stop moving?
Oh my God, this guy, you're trying to score.
No, go with me, so I like to get out of here.
Yeah, do you let the play go?
You know what?
Let's rematch, let's rematch.
Well, we're gonna lose anyway.
Oh my God.
Dude, they're gonna rematch their game.
That's insane.
Do you have enough time to play a 10 man?
Like honestly, maybe.
So what happened is I can't even, I can't even.
Joe Bart, 101v2 because Jinxy DC'd and X wants to rematch because Jinxy DC'd and then 161.
some reason my brain just like I heard what you said but I just like
I couldn't tell you what. Sorry. Wait so okay so what's the deal?
So XQC and Blackboy Max right?
And Blackboy Max never played the game before and X is a diamond player right?
player right and so X shows up late. Right. But then he actually shows up game three of
his round one ends up clutching moves his team on to round two. Okay. Say with me here round
two is Joe Bart jinxing now they're the tournament organizer and an alleged best player of this
event. Okay. Here's the catch one is drunk one is high. I'll let you guess who is who. Right.
So they enter the semi-final match. It's the best of three game one. They get washed and by they
I mean ex you see they get washed by Jinxie and Joe Bart game two starts Jinxie's computer cuts out
Okay, so he's not even there anymore. Now. It's Joe Bart in a 1v2 Joe Bart scores
Now ex you see loses this game 6-1. He says we need to rematch because Jinxie DC
And now the rematch and then he called him Joe Chugg drink swimming
and then we play. Um in five
minutes after Jinxy and Joe
Bart just beat them a second
time or a third time.
I'll be right back. Yeah, no,
no, no, no, I go ahead. I think
you're supposed to do a 10 man
tournament was supposed to be two hours and we're three hours into it and we've played
one match. So it's running a bit behind.
Oh my gosh, bruh.
Yo!
Damn.
Took two?
Said to take two.
Hey, Mango.
Yo, it was good, bro.
Looks like we're growing up against each other, buddy.
Yep.
Are you ready?
I'm actually prepared.
I'm a little nervous because I think you're pretty good.
Bro, I'm ass, bro.
You did 9-3.
You were actually really, you're moving out there.
I don't know, I was impressed.
You got to realize we played the worst team in the tournament.
Would you play again?
Ron and Lacey. I thought Lacey was decent. Am I wrong about that?
No, I don't think so.
No, OK, well, I know Ron's not very experienced in Rocker League.
Well, what's your do you have like a rank in it?
No, I don't think I've ever played on this game.
You've played like for fun sometimes.
Literally, if Jinx asked me to get on, that's it.
I'm in the same boat.
Well, not the Jinxy part, but I've only played it for I don't have a rank.
I don't think I have a rank to lock.
Well, hey, you know, made the best man win and good luck out there.
You too bro.
Alright come on.
Come on X come on come on come on.
I don't know what's this.
Why y'all saying I always lagging.
Max don't call it.
No Max.
Those of you who are lagging Max, no.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
get there nice good D I think Joe is probably better than X
actually actually maybe you did so good there all right what's Jinxies POV
like we got to get this next I don't think Joe goes live on the weekends
hey
uh not much actually can I be right back no I just gotta go somewhere real quick I'll be right back
Oh, okay.
Uh-oh.
I think I showed the content.
You all need a 10th or what?
No, no, I cleared it.
I cleared it.
You all need a 10th?
We know you're busy.
I can bail on this shit.
Oh, please.
No.
You traitor.
Squeeze.
What's up, dude?
Knock play.
Let's go.
Okay, guys.
I, wife's calling me.
No, it is.
All right.
Have fun, y'all.
know it is. All right, have fun.
Snake.
Yeah, I did the contestry.
How'd you have that ready, by the way?
I just knew where you're going.
I keep tabs on here.
I like that. Oh, I just got I just got.
Oh, my God, I just got a freaking huge update from Big Sam six to zero one zero.
X is crashing out hard against Joe, bro.
Back to you, Ludwig.
Ooh, that's not spelling good news for these two.
I've heard one be one talks in question.
Oh, man, curious to see how that will shake up the streaming space.
Your thoughts on that.
Is it thanks for thanks for throwing to me.
Here's what I will say, golly.
At the end of the day, I don't want any fights.
I just want positive, good, rocketly.
And I love that.
That's what we are here for.
We love the game and we're here.
All the cards are now are skyrocketing right now.
actually in favor of Joe Bartolazzi, thoughts on that.
Yeah, they're calling him Joe Chud, the Soylent Chugger, and he's up 7-0 against X,
but people are wondering, is it because of Blackboy Max?
Is it because of Blackboy Max?
I can't, I can't, I can't. I can't do this anymore.
Dude, can I say, no matter what happens, this was an experience.
for sure for sure there are very few people I would have rather shared it
with thanks man no I thought when he said rock tournament I'm in that's the
number of people I could think didn't you like replace me who would you guys have
who'd you have before me I never had anyone before you I well I initially
just at the bracket said another name well he came back and you sent me he
came to me and he said hey you you are in this tournament your teammate is
Charlie and then I said okay and then he said Charlie can't do it and I said
OK. And then my next person who I said without fucking
skipping a beat was Feinberg.
And then he said he's too good.
And so you're there.
Charlie Moist critical or Charlie Charlie of the moist.
Yeah, Charlie Moist critical universe.
Just want to make sure I was a little confused.
OK, gotcha.
So your first option is what I'm trying to say.
Oh, you know, Michael Jordan was in the first pick.
Yeah, you know, Will Bro got cut from his improv team.
You know, Albert Einstein was caught
masturbating in his math class.
And did you know he also dated and married his first cousin and cheated on his wife?
What's wrong with that?
The first part.
What, cheating on your wife?
No, the first part.
What the hell, dude?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I just, I just, I don't think she might like my family.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to say your punchline.
Oh, yes.
You're an incest guy.
No, no, no, no, no.
Inbred guy is different.
Inbred guy.
I don't want to, right, right.
And it's very different.
It's very different, actually.
Oh, please.
And we, and I hate when our communities get like conflated like that
because we are not the same.
OK, what are the differences?
Inbred are actually people who do what they preach.
People go, nah, nah, nah, incest.
People who are inbred actually put their money where their mouth is
and marry their first cousins.
Oh, gotcha.
So like incest is inbred tourism.
Yes, thank you.
Incest is for freaks online who have a fetish to whack off and
inbreeders are people who are actually out in the streets doing
that shit.
Stolen Valor and my family's out there doing that shit.
Your grandfather married.
Can you remind the folks at home?
My grandfather wanted to settle down and found a nice
suit or which happened to be my grandmother.
Yeah.
And was there a relation first cousin?
That's crazy.
Why is that crazy?
Why is it if you go far enough back, you're going to have first cousins.
That's crazy.
You don't think you have first cousins in your lineage?
No.
Oh, breaking news alert.
Holy shit, what?
Next, you seem wants to one be one Joe for two hundred and fifty.
So I was in dollars.
After losing to ten to.
That's actually huge news.
I mean, think about that amount of money, 250 K.
Whoa.
That's a lot of money.
That's exactly what my thoughts were, Squeaks.
Gali, I well, here's the thing.
Yeah, I'm hoping that my boy, excuse me, pulls through.
I'm rooting for Team XQC.
Yeah. And seriously, like to all the Joe fanboys out there.
Like, yeah, like I don't even know.
A. If you could front the money like no shade.
And B, this won't even dent XQC's like, like doge coin wallet, idiot.
Yeah, fucking owned.
Ten to one odds on this Paul market, according to Stark in the chat.
Yeah, I actually opened it up and I'll put a lot on this one.
Let's just say.
Have you ever bet $250,000 in one bet?
Yeah.
No.
The most in one bet is $50,000.
I'm not kidding you.
And when I hear like number figures like that,
it makes me resent people.
Yeah, I think people.
It makes me resentful.
I think that envy is normal.
It's not even envy.
It's just like, it makes you go.
It makes you go.
Like, oh, yeah, I get you.
Oh, I wish that could be me.
Like, and I get that.
And people say it to me all the time,
but it's like, here's the deal.
like, you know, some players got to play. Yeah, you're right. That's actually a good
point. I never considered players got to play as a counter. So good, good points. 12 to
final score. Good rematch. Happy. We were able to wait for that one. I can't wait to
hear. So I'm going to, I'm going to listen in on the call. Yeah, good call.
Um, wait, what are these sports?
Yeah.
All right.
Hi, Gigi's.
Yeah.
Gigi's bro.
Gigi's.
Yeah, this is the event.
Gigi's you guys.
Yeah, bro.
What'd you do?
Gigi's bro.
Is that it?
Let's see.
I guess that's it.
All right, our turn.
Yeah, riveting commentary over there.
I am happy to be able to catch it.
Um, you ready?
Yeah, I am.
I kind of have to pee, but I think I'll just hold it.
Just hold it and just hold it.
Well, the match is concluded.
I can't run the lobby.
No, I think they'll make a new one or not.
Is this happening?
Yeah, I think we're going to play against Mingo in sketch.
Oh, I think Mingo.
is a gold double player? I'd say gold three.
Are you able to join? Oh, I just joined. Perfect.
Oh, you joined with me. Yay.
Yay.
Yippee squee.
Which team do we join?
I guess the one they're not on, but I think
we have to wait for all four to be in to join.
Oh.
Because I think the match starts otherwise.
So I think it's going to start because I don't know who K2C is.
Did we get that trending?
Yeah. OK, it's going to start because they don't know.
Squee?
Squee.
Good timing, folks.
Dude, you know what? I literally cannot stop seeing.
What? I don't know if you're having the same issue.
I open up Twitch everywhere I look.
Bloody face.
It is. It is like it's almost annoying.
Can I say that? I don't know if that's like weird to say.
Shut up, dude.
Shut up.
You're not going to make it a thing, buddy.
Everyone, bro.
It's like, OK, it's like when something Pog happened.
It sounds like you sound like a like the company Clorox explaining me. Sorry. I like an orange
I hate to I hate to be a hater here. You have the wrong letty face in your chat
Dude, what mod added letty face? You have the wrong one. You have the outdated letty face new letty face is tighter. I
Don't give a shit. Oh, it were live. We're live. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna do the rest of the queue.
Oh, you're gonna do me.
What is that spawn?
I think it was you, by the way
that one was at the weirdest, look there.
No, it's just the wrong spawn.
Okay.
Okay, wait, are these players good?
Sketch isn't good.
The good one is Mingo.
He's better.
Okay.
I think Sketch might be a Bump-Only guy.
Gotcha.
You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you!
Oh, you got me.
I got it, I got it.
Nice.
I'm here.
Nice!
I got it.
I was right there too as well if you wanted to use me, but you don't have to and I was there.
I don't know, I just want to keep this just in case you wanted, I would have been right, that would've been me.
Listen, we're one team, we're one team, we're not doing anything different.
Bring it up, Facts!
Bloody face and chat.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Alright, I'm going for boost.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I got it. Yeah, okay. I'm here. I'm here
It's high. Yeah, I'm going for it. Yep. I missed it wildly
And you G this word now they don't
Ggs word
It's I'm I'm in the air. It's all right. It's off
Nice save Ladi. Yeah, I get there. I
Got it. I got it
I'm in the middle
I went for bump mist. Oh, I missed dude. I'm actually playing like shit. It's right, man
I actually think you have a lot of potential. I'm just getting it out.
Good job. All good. I'm home. OK.
You want to like that? I will.
Oh, what a shot. What a shot.
Actually, that's the edge. That was insane.
Wait, sketch can do that.
Yeah, it's actually a crazy shot.
I'm a bloody face.
Okay, I'm going for kickoff.
Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Ooh, nice.
That might go in actually.
Wow.
I was sick.
Oh, man.
All right.
Oh man all right
I'm here I'm here I'm here off oh
Wow nice I'm gonna go for this. Oh fuck. I should
Oh
Beautiful try probably should have gone in on hindsight
Yeah, we do that yeah, we do that yeah
Let's fucking go.
Should we ask for a rematch?
Yeah, I think you're right. We should.
I got you. I got you.
I go for it.
Whoa, that was interesting.
It didn't do much. I'm in the air. I can't get down.
No worries. I'm playing defensive.
It's in the air.
It's why it's not going in.
Nice, Slutty!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Well, I'm-
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm going to hit this?
I'm going to get this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice, dude.
Ah, it's free.
I'm in the middle.
Yeah.
Oh, a little high, sorry.
Just it.
It's too much.
Good.
I'm going to try.
Wow, nice.
I
Hit that yep, I'm gonna hit it again. Oh you got it. You got it. Oh shit. They're there
Oh what a clear
I'm home. It's they got no way to split it. I'm just gonna take it to the side. Just in case.
Nice, buddy. Good shit, dude. Oh, we demoed. We demoed each other.
Oh
There's a gold it's wide it's wide it's wide
Oh, you're kidding me
How do they not go in I'm getting red in the face 30 seconds
You want to want me to that's insane
I'm not gonna lie. I'm scared of you, dude.
What, man? I'm scared of you.
You're flying around. You're flying around.
Are you scared of me, buddy?
Sweets, you're flying around.
Are you scared of me, Jinxie?
Yeah, look, you go for those demos, dude.
I'm kind of scared of both of you guys.
Also go for some shots.
Also go for some shots around here, but...
Also, Joe told me y'all beat like hell.
I'm scared of you, dude.
around here but also Joe told me y'all beat like out and ring together and y'all can't yeah yeah oh yeah
Elton raining dark so fuck yeah we're gamers okay well yeah but I'm working yes yeah I had a bit
of ping there can we rematch that game or what bro you have 40 ping right I had 700 fine it is
what it is I guess it can ask questions my bad okay okay I'm just a tournament host bro
Jack, this tournament isn't for money, which is great because I love to see how passionate
people are.
What?
What did you just say?
What?
Wait, y'all can't.
Wait, y'all thought you were playing for money?
Riley came in the call and said it was 10K.
Say you swear to God.
Riley would never do that.
I'm pretty sure it was Riley.
Yes, somebody came in the call, swear to God, and they told me it was for 10 bands.
Riley would never do that on everything I love.
Jack, find a clip of me saying this tournament was even for a dollar, and I'll give you
5K.
Okay, we'll just do 5k. We're not that greedy.
No, it's not for money!
Jinxie, Riley did in fact say that it was for credit.
Okay, so like...
High Vives, put it on everything you love, High Vives.
I vividly remember Riley saying it.
He vividly remember...
No, that's not what I said!
High Vives! High Vives! High Vives!
I said High Vives!
Put it on everything you love, High Vives.
I can give you a payment plan if that's the problem.
Riley, or not Riley, fuck. High Vives.
Where did he go? Did he leave?
Who's the motherfucker?
Alright, good luck, Ad.
Orange.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Are you in?
Squeaks is scared.
Oh yeah, we're playing again.
Yeah, I'm in.
It's the best of three.
Oh, I'm in.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait.
Didn't we just win two?
No, we won one.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we just won one match, right?
For sure.
Jesus.
Wait, then after this was the finals after this is the finals. Yeah, and then we win I guess 10k or zero, maybe
It's 10k it's gonna be it's gotta be 10k. We definitely someone came what's 10k to a guy like Jinx saying bro
Pocket change pocket change he has 73,000 subs. Oh
What the fuck
Maybe a rematch
Uh-oh that ball centered you got center center center center it. I did oh
I'm home
W demo W demo actually fucking great actually
You really W demo actually W demo good shit. Look at that. He was like a freaking bomb W team
Let me face you
You want to pinches
Oh nice
W goal
Lookie with the gold W
Oh look at that 70 yarder
That was that was a beaut. Hey, have a beer
Now say what you will about Osama me me me
What is that not allowed and all I can't say I'm not gonna say what you will about the guy
No, he's game collection is similar to mine
I got it
I wonder what the comms are like I would I know they're probably they're yelling look they're both ballchase like
Maybe they hit it together. It's better. I'm gonna get this. Okay
Okay, set me up, buddy.
Oh, good fucking center, dude.
It's a little much, but it's all good.
Yeah, I do have to turn it down.
Get the save the ball.
Ooh, oopsies.
Oopsies.
Okay.
I could have be lined home.
Someone just said, fuck your stupid ass fried flag,
stupid bitch and all that.
He got mad.
Yeah, he got mad, bro.
He got mad by the rainbow.
Sometimes the rainbow upsets.
Oh, we kissed. Not allowed to move.
I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
No, no, I'm a center. I'm a center. I'm a center. Perfect.
Missed it. Why?
Okay, you're there. You're there. You're there. Go for boost. I'm there.
Dude, you have to hit that bro. You can't. You can't miss that. I'm not gonna.
I think I'm I think I'm gonna take left. You're actually
God
As a fake it wouldn't work to nestle all these I got
As I'm falling as fuck
I'm never
Are you doing over there?
Are you in the game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you have me not seen me.
I've been...
You, you, you, you, you.
Must be touch.
It's good, it's good.
Nice shot.
Am I going in?
No, no, no.
I'm going to peek up to the side.
Oh, center there.
You, you, you.
I don't have boost.
center that you you you I don't have boost
it's high sorry I'm back
nice center it centered actual godlike center
I
Good job
That's his team teamwork
Easy
Let he face
You could have named it something else what he faces so like on the nose
Like it literally and I'm not even kidding. It had a mind of its own when I started to get off. I
I couldn't have named it anything else is like it's been taken off. What is happening there?
Center together we're doing their play
Literally there bro, I did also hitting
That was together man
Me me me me
I don't know what to do.
Letty face.
Assist check.
Don't check the doors.
What was that?
Oh, okay. I got it. I got it. I got it.
That's high.
That was a great shot.
Oh my god.
I actually, I don't know what else to do about that,
bro.
We're going to lose.
This is the comeback.
It's just a great shot.
There's nothing I can do about that.
You could have jumped, so good though.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Miss?
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
I'm being too much.
You just have to go and touch the ball and kick off every time.
You can't miss like that!
You missed the ball!
Buddy, I'm lost.
Oh my god!
He's going to meet Luke.
Oh my god!
You got ball.
I got this.
Ended.
No boost.
I have no boost.
Okay.
I'm getting back then.
I got it.
Okay.
You got it.
I got it.
Okay.
I got it.
you got it you you you you yeah I got it nice keep hitting it if you can
nice let's fucking barrel barrel barrel barrel
yeah we're gonna win the whole thing I think so bro I mean Joe's obviously like pretty good
I think the only competent team he made was his in Joe's team and then I asked you and he just
didn't know that was you that was your kickoff oh we didn't call it oh yeah
that's my fault like what I mean we should calm right probably didn't want
to take your ball okay going back for boost I'm home it is to be fair it was
a great mix up he faked I feel like can I say you're gonna
Can I say that you're getting angry right now, I am getting angry
Okay, I just wanted to put that out there. I'm just glad we're both able to acknowledge
I got kicked up me me me me me see what I'm doing me me me me me
I'm getting demoed I'm getting bumped I'm here
Nice buddy good to you
You?
Good shit.
you
Good game, bro
That's a good game Brody G. Yeah, that was a good game. I did ask like you man like seriously on a deep level
I fucking like you bro. Thank you guys great game Joe Bart that edible hidden. What are we talking?
That I was hitting a little bit, but I think I'm locked in. I'm in a bit of a Zen state
Some would say I'll say predict this I told Squeaks when you weren't here
And he was sad and I was comforting him
Um, when he was also, you know, saying some choice words about you, by the way, I'm not trying to break up like team
I feel like you're trying to break up team chemistry right now
I'm saying that you comforted my teammate. That's not what I'm doing. Cause what are you as a man doing comforting my teammate?
I, it was my bad. Sorry. Well, this is the finals here. You guys ready? Let's freaking go. We're ready. We're ready. 10 bands, yeah?
Wait, do we rate? No.
Now a little bit.
There is not a prize, bro. I never said there was a prize. Okay? Fine. 200 gifted.
But it is what it is. It's fine.
I want to wager. We can wager.
How do I get to 50 get to?
So I would have to give you it if we lose.
That would be a wager.
All right. So I just I need to get this straight, bro.
You set up this tournament.
Stacked the fucking bracket.
So you go up against actual inbreds.
All right.
All right. Listen, I'll give you 10 gifted.
No, wait. Sorry.
If I win.
OK, sorry. No, wait.
What?
No, no, wait.
I'm excited to get to get to get in four years.
It's okay. If you would be 10 gifted in four years. Yes, I'm a thought. Yeah, go ahead you win
I'll give you 100 gifts. Fuck you give me
75 here's what I want to do if I win I want you to tier three subscribe to me for the rest of your life
Wouldn't that that's a bad choice that's a bad choice
We're not $28 a month or something and if I wait I'm sorry
Can I just interject really quick you guys are saying if Ludwig wins Ludwig hasn't played this whole
If we win is what we're a team and everything he does I do
Okay, so
How about we do this?
Nobody bet anything and we have some
Actual W. All right. Why don't we have like a punishment for the losers? Oh, Joe?
What if you had to wear a diaper next stream? Oh
And play the logo game
I already did that. Oh
She here you're telling me this footage of you and a diaper on the internet right now. Yes
High-fives look up joe bark diaper on google. I don't buy it
High-fives look up joe bark diaper. I do not buy it for a second
It what it was a street you can actually just go my YouTube and watch the Roblox rage game
Show our games
I did lose a bro v. Bro, some would say that Ludwig actually scammed me
Guarantee to win on tic-tac-toe and then he convinced me to do rock paper-scissors
How about if we win Jinxie? That's not they're here know that you have to draw on eyebrows like Sanji from one piece for one stream
No, wait. Okay. Love it. If you lose when you have to do your in your suit run in New York City
You also have to chug a gallon of milk during it. Dude. I did a milk mile already. I fucking threw up is so hard
All right, then turn it into a beer mile. Okay, I
Have a good deal. Oh, I like that. What is it?
Whoever loses and this goes for both teams and this has to happen. Okay first question
Do you guys have baby oil on standby?
What is with you and like rubbing ourselves with
I want to see where he's going with this. I want to see where I don't have a simple question
He's gonna say you have to oil up and dance to crazy frog. Is he there's no way
I was I was gonna say deli by ice-pice, but either are
Wait, you actually I'm 30 jinx. I can't wait. I would be banned from every like
School, I'd be banned from a hundred feet of every school in America if I did that
37 I'm 30. I don't know why I'm just 30 years old. I just am it's true
Wait, you're not like 28. No, I'm 30 on the dot and Screeks is 40 by the way. We're born in 90s. I'm 40. I'm born in 95
Squeaks are not 40. What's the realest Nick wager y'all will do?
Sweets
I'm 40. You're not fucking 40. You're fine. I am 30 if I'd have guessed you're like 32. I am 40
He's actually 40. You're not born in 1986
Reagan was president
86 yeah, man. I'm old all right squeaks age Google
You know me money status bro if you're 40, I'm ridiculously impressed with your rock and big skills. Oh, thanks, man
I appreciate it. It's a 40. He looks great. No, no, he looks about 38 if I'd again
Based on a tube of filter interview from July 2023. He stated he was 29 years old at the time
Therefore, it's likely in his early thirties.
You're thirty-two, you liar!
You're thirty-two!
Wait, wait, is it birthday September 27?
Yeah.
Bro, my birthday is September 26.
I swear to God.
Oh my God, you're a Libra.
Yes!
That's fucking cool.
Oh my God, we're talking about zodiac signs.
It is 10 PM.
Alright, alright.
Hop, hop, hop.
If we lose, you both have to subscribe to us for the rest of your lives.
It can be a tier one sub.
If we lose what's your right?
Wait, wait
It's one if I lose I have to sub to squeaks and Ludwig tier one for the rest of my
Are the rest of your life $10 a month and and versus
And if you ever caught not subbing it's $1,000 on the spot
Yeah
Deal deal. I have to go PP what it's like. What if my card gets like declined or thousand on the spot?
You get like a one month. I'll give you one month. I need to see my prime
Oh, you're not subbed and then I would go okay. That's a good deal. I like this. I like it's fun
It's fun because every month I'm gonna be like Ludwig. There you are tier one man
Who's word and he's not gonna read your stuff. All right. Let me get hyped for this game really quick. Sorry
Okay
And you're gonna tier one sub you're gonna type out a whole message and then I don't know while you
like he's doing a walling me right now grand finals Joe come on
Sorry am I am I not it no let's go. Oh, okay, Joe grand finals
I'm locked in. Oh wait, should we go? Oh jinks and he deafened
You know I said I predicted we would be in the final and you know I'm excited to verse you. I'm sorry first you guys got this
Do you think you got this? I think you got this. What's your ring? I?
In do us like yeah
Oh, then you guys are fucked
Yep
Yeah, but you guys both play Rocket League love doesn't play at all. I well now. I think I'm just gonna like absolutely
Absolutely mage you this I think you win. I think you win. I think you went to and I actually thought I well
I'm sorry, Jari. What are you done allowing me for a while there, man?
I was going to keep you and I ran away
Are you ready?
Excuse me by the way
What wait, wait, what'd you say? Are you ducking the $250,000 magic and I am talking the 250,000
Not warping that I'm poor. I'm just not losing that. I knew I knew you were ducking my boy X, bro
Yeah, okay. Will you run it for me?
Here's the thing out front. Oh, I'll front for Joe. I'm not fucking fronting 250 grand on a rock in the game
My dad would slap me in the face. Are you serious? Is your dad?
Well good thing that one guy's grown man. He's 30 years old
What big will you put 250 down the line for me and you win all the money if I?
No, I'm 30 Joe. I don't make bets like that. I just think betting is bad
Okay
Like I agree vetting is bad, but the thing is is it a bet if I know Joe's gonna win
Insider information
Is it even a bet you know, yeah, so just like I would say Joe is 80% investment. Yeah
Best of three best five best of three best of three I
Don't why even offered a best of five
There's gonna be tough they both play yeah, I got it. I got it. I
Still think we're the favors though. I think we're really great. I think you go you go for kickoff here. Yep
I'm going up to get boost
Oh, I missed I with sorry
I have time but I'm gonna boot it.
Oh, I went way too far for it.
Nice save one way.
Wake up, baby. It's you you you don't have any boost at all. Oh
I need some boost desperately
This is top row oh
My god, what is playing the game of his fucking life to your kid shit? I'm home
Okay, I gotta get boost
I'm back right now waiting for a big hit
to you nice
That's off, it's off.
It's not going to take the risk.
I got it.
I'll take care of it, dude.
There you go.
I got it.
Oh, what a stop.
Oh no, I'm not back.
Nice.
That's wide.
What a shot oh
It's gonna be close we went for the same ball. I was it and then I got a boost from you
All right, bro, we got this shit man. We got it. We got it. You got the ball
Oh, you have to go back you have to go back hide
Oh, nice dude, just steal it, steal it, I don't give a fuck, steal it, just get it
I just rammed your ass into it.
It worked.
It's ugly, but it's fine.
Goals go.
I got it.
Okay.
Don't boost.
Here.
Nice.
Just a patient.
They're both in the air. They're both playing so aggro. It's actually pretty bad. Nice.
Oh, that's centered. Just touch it to the side a bit. No one's on.
Oh, it's way too far for me
I'm gonna fall that
I was gonna hit that yeah
Just gonna go past him
Demoed him. It's wide
I
Mean actually that's actually a bad hit by him though. Oh, that's you fuck I keep getting her colors fucked up cuz I was game
Nice
Nice job do that pop-up worked out beautifully that was perfect
Me okay
Oh, that's scary.
Oh, that's a fucking center.
That's my bad.
I shouldn't have dam dam dam dam.
It's a great shot off that to be honest.
Oh
Two up you got it. Yep me me me
Nice
Like faces in the chat, baby
Good shit. Wait a minute. Good fucking shit. Holy
I should have made them at muddy face
Okay. You hit that. Open. Oh. Nice, bro. That's just a 1B2. Let's fucking go.
You got it. You got it.
Fun. Nice fucking hell.
Nice fucking hit, Lud.
Ah, fuck.
What's going on?
Nice.
Yeah, I got it.
Only you?
Literally only you?
Yeah, just a little too far up.
Nah, I got it.
I was there if not, but I love that finish.
There!
Just right there.
Probably would have missed that's fine. That's fine. Me me me. Oh you you you you me me me me
I let that in oh no it's off
Yeah
GG! Good shit, dude.
Clean as fuck.
That was a great game, to be honest.
You were going crazy, by the way.
Start off a little shaky.
Yeah, I think you're a little bit of a nerd, a bit of a rust, but I think you played super well.
You literally won a 1v2 at the end.
That's freaking good. Oh wait, it's a best of three, right? So just ready up.
Ooh, I got a new title, Se La Vie.
ready up ready up ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready we
got this blue again yeah oh no we're going orange orange orange
Okay, that's fair you got it. Yeah, okay, I'll go first
Me me me me you you you you you you
All
Nice actually very smart
Oh
Centering oh my god
Holy shit, buddy face, buddy face, buddy face, buddy face. I was actually insane. They're losing a lot of weight
Yeah, baby we're gonna win
We're gonna win
Let's freaking go, shit holy
I don't know we have four minutes it's still loseable
All right lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in
You you you you
Oh
Wow pretty much that from by Joe
I'm going oh, I miss that's really bad nice. Okay. Good save. I should not have missed that
I'm home. I'm just trying to waste time. Yeah, I'm home
Good hit.
Maybe go.
I'm setting it again.
Oh.
I should have come back. I went forward. I wasn't ready for the sooner.
It's wide. Nothing more about it. Yep. I'm coming home.
Oh fuck.
It's all good.
No one's back.
Oh, it sucks.
Nice, goody.
fuck you're there yeah I'm there nice oh it's pass them sorry I'm here I'm here
oh I want that I want that oh my god no fucking boost let's go let's go yeah good
bump on Joe there and you none of us had boost back there me me I got it I got it
okay okay this is you let yeah I'm here nice good
challenge. Oh, whoa, whoa.
All right, center.
Is this you? I'm so confused.
Yes, I should have played up.
It's off. It's off.
It's past me.
I got it. Nice.
So it's a bad bounce.
I
Could clear just a bunch of guys staring at the ball from under it like I'm
You need to jump that's so hard
Harder fucking stop you have to go down I had the challenge of first fall. I
I got a goal!
Alright, maybe you need me.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you.
I should stop dropping.
Nice, Luddy! I'm home.
I saved.
Going back.
I'm home.
I
Put in yep
Oh, well they did they had like all of the possession in time in the world
They're both chasing they are chasing bro
All right, I mean I got
Oh that pinch that's so crazy. I probably didn't even go in hit it. Oh
I didn't even I just bumped him
You okay
Good job
I'm back fucking with them hit that oh my god you are a mean man bro why I mean that
was just a great backflip okay I got it you baby
Oh
That's I hit you
It's it's so loseable. Oh
Yeah, fuck I got that miss. I had the same idea as him. I just hit you
Why I think it's a good idea. It's fine to follow up. I just can't miss
You need me. Oh, I got it. Okay. I got I'm left. I'm left side
That's wide. No worries.
Oh, that's really good.
Oh, you need to hit that.
Big. Bad.
Bro, the bounce did not go my way. I hit it.
Okay, the way they win this is through kickoff.
Yeah, just walking on kickoff.
Lock in, lock in kickoff.
30 seconds, you got it.
It's me versus Jaxson.
Nice kickoff dude.
I get it in the air. Yeah. Yeah
I missed
Let's go
Oh
Dude his last shot was on goal, too
Oh my god, man
When I got a Jinxie and Joe
So for the rest of our lives wait, let's do the math so like
Because they're gonna have I mean as long as twitch is up as a website disposable income for
At least like 40 years, right?
Which fruit and they're gonna live forever, right? Yeah, I mean like I'm doing the math here like
It's like 600 bucks at least and we get 70% of that. Oh 50 now
Oh, no, no, sorry way way way more. I mean a year per year. How much is one sub per year $5 a year 12 months $60
So and 10 years will make 600 1200 from each of them or no, sorry 1200 total from both of them
Yeah, I was taking the time. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, shit, you know, so after
after how many years, how many years, jayce with a tier one. Thank you, man. Appreciate
that. So hell yeah. That was a good game. That was fun. Yeah. Well, I mean, that was
the only game that felt good today. I think the other game could have won a game. Hey,
GG Joe.
I'm upset we lost, but yeah.
No, that dude, when we were down
and then we kept getting like a kickoff goal,
it was like when we were down three,
we were like it's over.
Then we would get a kickoff goal
and we were like the dream's alive.
The dream was alive.
I mean, even that last shot Jinxie took was on that
if I didn't hit my challenge correctly.
Yeah, that was insane.
It was on net, but I think it would have dropped
on the goal line.
It didn't have enough dick,
and it didn't have enough dick.
Never say that, bro.
You got enough dick.
You just gotta keep pushing.
I sort of limp checked it for the game, but I don't have any boost. Yo, I'm not gonna lie
I'm gonna say this
Squeaks, you're the best player in the tournament but Ludwig, I'll be damned. You did your part. You did your part. You did amazing
You gotta do things to be carryable. You know that as well as I do bro
Okay
Yes, you're correct. You're correct. Wow
That was a fun match to perfection. Not was it was
That was a good game.
I rematch in a month.
Every game that was like actual,
I feel like that was the only class.
That was the only game where my heart was actually beating.
Well, against Yu-Gi and then game one.
Well, yeah, but we just got like,
Dude, you guys almost came back.
Yeah, that fucking game,
your pickups were horrifying.
I was plopping off and then you guys kept scoring.
Joe kept getting it and I just kept instantly scoring.
Yeah, no joke.
I think we were the only four players
who have more than 10 hours in the game, I guess.
Well, I guess XQC does, but his teammate didn't.
No, Sketch has like hundreds of hours in the game.
Really?
I don't think so.
OK, I'll tell you everybody.
I'll go through one by one and see how many hours everybody has.
Yes, Sketch has been playing for years.
How have I put up the bracket?
I don't welcome to Earth sending an undeniable amount of hate
from LA.
Appreciate it, Parker.
You'll have asked, can you pull up the bracket?
My eyes.
OK.
You know what, fuck it, GG's, bro.
Max has like five hours.
You get the point, bro.
GG's, y'all.
Oh, here it is.
Okay, I'll actually, sorry, I'll break it through, okay?
Break it through.
All right, Jinxie and Joe.
Joe has hours, I have hours.
I don't know how many.
Archie and Yu-Gi.
Yu-Gi was good, Archie's new to the game.
Riley and Zoink, they both got the game this week.
XQC and PBM, X probably has the most hours of the tournament besides maybe Squeaks and PBM is PBM, the worst gamer in the world.
Ron and Lacy, Lacy's good, new to the game, Ron's new to the game, he's not good.
Mingo and Sketch, both solid.
Ginge and Marlon, Ginge has a lot of hours, Marlon doesn't.
A lot of good Squeaks, yeah, you guys won the tournament.
So I think the next time we do this, we ban XQC, because he was three hours late.
Yeah, I'm not doing that again.
Ban XQC, and then, I don't know, I have to do a better job of battling teams, bro.
Our team was stacked.
Y'all's team was great too.
I thought it was fun.
I think I have, I checked, 30 hours in the game.
That's pretty good.
That's not bad.
I have way more than 30 hours.
you how many I have right now I'll tell you how many right now let me see all
your hours are like the last month right yes all my hours are in one month holy
shit when I forward 66 hours I don't even know what you fucking want how do
you see how many hours you I don't know I'm doing it on Xbox you're gonna buy a
little career yeah play all my shit on Xbox Xbox the best wait how do you see
how many hours you had that's not in day. How do you check achievements? Just do the
math, Joe. Ludwig, I'm high right now. How many days is it Joe? I'll do it for you. Seven
days, six hours, 11 minutes and 59 seconds. Um, oh my God, somebody might tell me, okay.
175 hours. Wait, Joe, you said you have seven days of playtime. I have 175 hours and Squeaks
says 400. Yeah, Jesus, Joe, you said.
I didn't say that.
Jeez. Yeah, Joe, seven days.
How many you got?
Eight.
You have eight days, Jinksy.
I have more playtime with you and you're better than me.
Wait, people.
And I didn't majority.
My playtime was four years ago.
No, dude, people improve at different levels.
And it's not about how quickly you improve,
but your willingness to never give up.
That's inspiring.
We're trying to go in game to say to go in game
Yeah, oh, are you looking at like your app stats? Yes, I'll look at my app. No, you got to go to profile profile stats
Speaks you have 400 hours in this game. Oh, I love I only had six what do you what do you like like do?
He's very bro. He's the only one here married. I'm married. I have two kids
What are their names?
Oh, from what I hear they're doing well.
Sorry, what was your question?
Oh, okay. Oh, are they...
Are you not with her anymore?
With who? My wife?
Yeah.
You think from what you hear they're doing well, like you don't know them.
Oh no, we're living a great life.
It's just that, uh, just, you know, I just give them an iPad
and let's see what happens.
Let it run.
So they're like brain rot.
Hey, come on, don't talk about my kids like that, bro.
That's a way too fucking far Joe. You really got like they're good
They're good. You can't cross like that bro about like a man's kids. Sorry. Yeah, sorry
Yeah, they're good, but let's just keep my view
Do you like one more than the other or is it true big time big time? Oh?
One of them is annoying as hell keeps fucking
You know how things go I
Don't think he's good. I don't you know the kid Joe
No. No, Squeaks. I, uh, you know, I'm 23 or 24 now, actually.
I just turned to you. Just you way. A blessing.
Mm hmm. Uh, you really. What?
Well, you're saying one of them is really annoying and cries all the time.
I know. Yeah, but you just fucking just, just ignore him.
And sometimes you're all good. Cry.
You know what I mean? Like, maybe you just roll only a good kid.
It's just R and like, like, yeah, like it's R and G, like I'm playing like a video game.
I mean, what do you believe that most of Screech when you think about it like you're playing you're playing the IRL sims like
Yeah, but Joe that's just called being a human being
What do you mean? IRL sims? Yeah, I was like IRL Minecraft
I found a powder
I'm sort of like rust or like green howl is more like IRL like you think so you think the real life is rust
You just get you get in jail for public indecency. Well, no real life is like rust in like history like historically, you know
I guess rocks and then we progress. I
Think it's more like the Sims
What game do you have the most hours in Screeks?
Counter strike or Mario
It's actually tough to say. There's more
Well, yeah, but I twitch tracker it. Oh, that makes sense. I have like 5,000 hours streamed
to Mario and then counter strike. I have like 8,000 hours. You have 8,000 hours streamed.
No, no, 8,000 hours of counter strike. I think hold on on my main country. I got 5,000 hours.
Not bad
8,000 hours is
Year almost a year of flight time squeaks you spent he's also ten years old lives
Oh, yeah, I think even lives 75 years sleeps for half of those you spend an entire year
So that'd be basically like two wake it wakeful years of your life you spend that's right problem on counter strike
That's right. So what's our gamers here Joe?
Joe just here scrubbing move on like it is what it is
Solo queue counter strike. How many hours do you what's your most played game Joe?
All time
Maybe Valorant, but probably not. I don't know maybe
Honestly, no, it's Minecraft in my whole life, but I don't know how you attract that dude
You're not even good at the game edition of Minecraft. Hey, if you're not sure what would you are?
You know, you're a great guy. What thanks Joe
you know, I don't want to be mean when I say this, but it's just like, you know,
when I've seen you play in block wars tournaments, like, I mean, talk about
you're getting carried, you know, you're getting paired with, you know, the greats,
the fine birds, not the greats, not the already cuts you off, not the greats, not the greats,
fine birds, not the greats. I'm pretty sure statistically, fine bird is the best block
wars player that's ever graced the earth in that he gets first every single tournament.
And also, basically wins like the majority of the ones that he's in.
Also, squeeze a side note.
Why are you never in a block war tournament?
I feel like you'd be.
Oh, well, because I'm I realized I'm 30 years old.
So that's like a professional Lego.
You don't understand what it's like being 30 plus.
Oh, sure. Are you making fun of Legos?
I I'm a big Lego fan.
You like Legos?
I am a big fan of Legos.
Oh, my God, I just got the freaking War of the Rings one right behind me.
Yeah, I'm not that big. I'm not that big. Oh never mind me neither. I'm just joking around
Yeah, no, I'll build the Thanos gauntlet from Target. Okay, that's
Not all I'm doing. Yeah, me too. Sorry. I feel so fucking stupid
That'd be vulnerable for a second. Oh now now you feel free. Yeah, I got the last leg of you take a shit
The last leg I built was the Wally and Eve set on stream. Oh, I have that one right on I feel like they're flirting
I'm I'm leaving they're flirting. I'm dipping
Chat we won
Dude, we won bro
We fucking won. I can't believe my life. I can't believe my life, bro. I
Genuinely cannot believe my life. We actually don't think I played
Bad that last game. I actually think I played well minus a few kickoffs
I will say I think two the goals kickoff goals were for sure on me
But I fucking won bro. That feels so good
That feels so good, man
Obviously squeaks was awesome, but I you know, I don't think he would have won that 1v2 like I had to do my fair share
And I think I did it. I
Think I'm not even being like a little sarcastic. I think that is the best rocket league
I've ever played in my life. It's not a high bar. It is by no means a high bar, but I did meet that bar
So I literally cannot believe that I won that shit damn, bro
That feels good it feels good to win bro, I want to win streak lately
Thank you for the carry
thank you for the carry you're welcome also yeah it was a carry
but i know you want me to say no but it was stop doing the korean heart it doesn't suit you
no you're welcome
stop doing the korean heart it doesn't suit you mad
he holds it weird i won't actually i'm gonna continue doing it
I
Okay, it's like this
It's this he's doing this it's supposed to be the shape of a heart
It's supposed to look like he does this it's so far apart. It looks like he's doing finger guns
Yo trying to play some CS or what oh
Dude, do you have a yeah, I thought you're reacting to a video. I
Can do it later. Ah
Ah, it's just that we're just going to do it.
You know what?
They actually might need you.
Just stay in the channel.
I get it.
No, no.
I'm just saying I kind of have dibs for next game.
I get what I'm not wanted.
I can tell.
No, you're one.
I love to play with you.
I'm going to go.
No, come on.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
Hey, you.
I'm so sorry.
Hey y'all.
Clash mid doors.
Hello.
One stop mid.
Hello.
Locking in.
Lock in.
Is this like an interview or something?
What?
I'll be be be be.
There's a few mid.
I just got to tell you this.
There's a few.
At least two.
Nice.
Go.
They're left.
Okay.
Good shit.
No go.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
It's a b?
It's a b.
It's a a a a a a a a a a a a.
Your teammates in b.
My teammates in b but I'm supposed to go A?
Yeah yeah.
You got this.
They're going to be above you.
OK, OK, I'll look straight up then.
I'll look at that.
I can't look up.
Oh, OK, OK.
Nice!
Tina!
We got one on south side too.
Oh, they can't lose!
Goose!
And they're goose!
Goose thing!
Quick, work!
Good!
Goose!
We used our bodies!
Our bodies were on the line guys. I talked to squeaks. He's not free to fill the next one. So if you need to fill, I'll be me
Decker would you say
No, go I thought we find we did we did I didn't say anything
anything. That's the worst part. That's that's my NBA champion.
Bring it. Why don't they want me, bro? You should watch the
Liam clip. The Liam clip where he says the N word. I don't know,
man. I don't know, bro.
Sorry, to be clear, he doesn't say the N word, he says the phrase N word.
I realized on hindsight, it could come across like I was implying he said the N word.
He said what I am saying currently, which is N word, which he thought stood for neurodivergent,
which it doesn't.
It doesn't.
All right, y'all, guys, I'm kind of hungry, to be honest.
Let me message my girl.
I don't think I have. Oh, I had a hot dog today. Tim, I can't do Tim. The clip is so
bad. I show this in front of 20,000 people. It ends his career. Like I just can't do that
to him.
Um, all right, chat. I think we can practice for mid-offs, guys. So to give you guys a
little update at the end of this week, I'm going to be competing in a Minecraft tournament.
It's kind of a week of tournaments. Yo, we got, oh, that's a super TF clip. Oh, my bad.
I'm like, you think I can get like diamond like as possible? I mean, yeah, I know you're
running about how much time, but like, yeah, it's, if you put in time, I think you good.
I think coaching is really fun with someone who's not mechanics bottlenecked.
Um, cause I- No, no, no, like, I'm not even gonna go like-
Like, I don't even-
He's not wrong though.
I don't even-
That wasn't supposed to be-
Why are you getting red?
Why is everyone laughing, guys?
This isn't about me.
Like, this has nothing to do with me.
I'm not mechanics bottlenecked,
And Fineberg's not my coach. They're obviously not talking about me
It would fucking hurt a lot if they were to bring up my name, but they literally aren't even mentioning me
So I don't know why I'm being linked to this
It's like the chat
Okay, I need to contextualize some shit for you guys.
Feinberg literally has two coaches and I don't mean a coach and an assistant coach.
I mean he has two coaches because Feinberg is not super TF's coach.
He is coaching him because he had a piss-poor draft and he's unhappy with his actual players.
So Feinberg has decided to take up super TF under his wing.
Super TF has been the chosen one of the cabal, the Netherite Booz Rosie.
Right?
They are doing everything they can to ensure that he will beat me.
It is literally in their best interest because obviously the more successful. I am the more undos the
Status quo that has allowed them to remain in power for so long
He's an industry plant plant is simple
so
There is a coaching session because literally two people are helping him out and they're constantly they are constantly
Comparing him to me glazing him
Dude your your average time is better than Ludwig you're while you're literally already mechanically better than all this bullshit
His elo he's in the same rank as me right now by the way. He's iron three or both iron three. He's very good
He's very good mind you
Here's the deal guys
My coach is working class Kyle the only person
In this event with an actual job somebody who who's who actually understands what it's like to work
Alright, I'm gonna go so far as to say he's the only one who's ever had a normal job
Not only is he is he dealing with it? I think he's the only one who's ever had a normal job
Okay, plays Minecraft when he's done with work
Like you shouldn't this damn world
Okay, now here's the deal y'all I
Am taking this event very seriously
Obviously, I am busy
Obviously, I don't have as much free time as I would like.
That doesn't mean I am not trying. I am trying.
I am trying.
I am just genuinely a little busy.
I have a lot of traveling, etc. things that basically just shit that comes up.
You know how it is, boys.
One second.
Hold up.
I know the screen went dark.
Does this work
What I
Don't really know how to get to work. It's fine. It's just
All right. Anyway, let's look I just want to show you guys
some of the progress I have made.
Let me just give you a peek.
Now, obviously, a run is comprised of a few different parts.
Part one.
Is overworld, getting to the other part to
OK, Bastion, that's obviously about the route.
Part three, Fortress, right?
Part four is blinding, trying to find the stronghold.
Part five is navigating through the stronghold and part six is the final fight.
I think I have, I think I have three of the six parts down pretty well.
Let me show you guys what I learned.
And to do that, we're just going to do a simple ranked game.
Actually, let me not fall for the folly of ranked.
Let me be smarter than that.
Let me just show you what I do every night.
For an hour.
To get better.
Fuck, fuck.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck is this?
What the hell?
Let's see, check it out.
And that only took me a minute and 45 seconds.
So that's the type of shit that I have been working on that I now have under my belt.
to give you a little reference boys. I can do it again for you. No I insist don't say
That's all right
Well, I kind of like that spike
Why am I creative?
Isn't this was auto take you out of creative
And it is right behind this door right here
Gold one dense exu right down here right through this door
Let me show you what I've been working on y'all
of
right here
Where are you?
Wait, where the fuck is it?
Wait, actually, where is it?
Okay, it was the other way.
Okay.
Oh my god, the fuck.
Okay.
Let me show you what I've been working on, y'all.
And this is called...
Check-ass.
Pre-emptive.
See that spike?
We like that spike.
It's going to be top left here.
Okay, do you know how, do you know how unlucky that is?
Do you know how unlucky that is, bro?
Do you know how fucking unlucky it is?
Guys, let me show you what I've been working on.
I found it.
Damn, that kid's fast.
I spent like three hours on that we're fucked.
Oh, come on, I knew it was here.
So here's the deal.
I get into the stronghold, three minute countdown.
I'm going to beat the game.
Every single time.
So if I'm able to get into the stronghold, minute 12, that's a 50 minute run.
Show us your bowtie.
I got you control my bow die who I don't have a I don't have it on me right now so
maybe I'll do later yeah I should have it on me right now otherwise I would I should
I don't have it on me.
It's Nether exit.
No, my labels are wrong.
Nether exit has something different.
So it doesn't matter.
How about you just check out my housing runs right now?
I don't know how long it's supposed to be to go blocks in that month, but...
I
Why are you so slow
Oh, okay.
Nauts.
They're fine.
I'll have to really fast just to be clear.
I
You get the idea bro. All right, check me out. Check me out
of
and
do you see what I'm saying bro like do you see what I'm saying dude okay uh-oh
uh-oh dude uh-oh dude it's fucking stables what are you gonna do what are
you gonna do with stables like I give a fucking shit what is my dog here
of
Okay, the terrain was insane the terrain was insane
Treasure Bastion, what do I do?
I mean, like, do you know what I mean?
Do you see what I'm saying bro?
Like the pieces of the puzzle are there.
It just comes down to connecting the puzzle pieces that are there.
Triple to gap.
Okay, I can do triple to gap.
There's just no good spawn.
Oh
Check this out check this out
What the f*** am I?
What is this maze of bastion?
Fuck
So that's an example of Chud to get okay, Kyle you free for chance
Okay, yeah, let's let's hop on a call. Okay. I have to go pee pee real quick and order some food and then I'll be right back
I'll let Liam's gameplay entertain you guys
I need stone wait, I don't think I'm supposed to get stone
Thorns? Oh my god, I would have lost my run if not for you.
Oh wait, it is Iron Pick. Okay, I'm gonna do a no talking run just so I can get in the mindset.
It's taking like a lot of thought right now.
Three...
Wait, I shouldn't have done that.
Please try not to say the n-word for the next five minutes, let me look at you on his stream while he's away.
I don't really need to try because it's not a word that I say.
By the way, that clip yesterday, if anything, just proves that I am not racist.
Because it didn't occur to me that I was saying something that could even be misconstrued as, you know, like racist, I guess.
A death dude, thanks for the 5 gifted men.
Yeah, I just need shh, freaking, um, I need food.
Hey, where are the cows?
I see a lot of cows in the chat.
It's a foodless seed?
What is this?
Like you adopted doorknob for the sub?
How is he?
He's got to have no food, right?
I- what?
Help!
Anybody?
anybody? What? Any Minecrafters? Okay, I see it. Never mind. That is so sad. I bet he
found these immediately. Two? No, I gotta go. I can't. I mean, like, there's just...
In this scenario you press the seed change button?
Nah, I mean there's just no cows.
Maybe we get shrooms?
What the fuck?
All right, a bit of little trolling, sorry.
You can smell those lips.
I'm scared of it.
Wait, I want that.
All right, I think we're ahead because of this single pork chop that I have and I'm not even kidding
I think this is a huge boost that I have on the run
He's gonna get fucked up by pigs and he's gonna end up dying
Dude, do you see the sensitivity? I like massively overflip
It's time for cereal fucking Sundays
It's time to eat on cereal Sundays
It's just tuning in.
This is Serial Sundays.
I'm doing this evening.
Y'all, we're eating Serial Sundays, everybody.
Hope you guys are joining me for this Serial Sunday.
I am here eating the Sidemen cereal, my favorite cereal
right now.
Going for a pretty big bowl, to be honest.
Don't talk to me when I'm focusing, please.
And we're going to dump a bunch of cereal on in.
And I'm getting a little bit crazy today.
The sun's like, can't.
It's so high.
Dipping my spoon in peanut butter and then from the peanut butter into the cereal
So we're getting a little bit of PB in us on cereal sundae
Sit down and watch my favorite streamer. It's not cold. I'm serious. It's like double
Wait, what is a choir hardware?
Yes
Two thumbs up. Cosmetic clock on seven. What what do you propose I do with the clock? It says
Get iron ingot. Oh, so he's just like 10 seconds ahead
I just wanted to say hello and I hope you're doing well.
Wait, was he talking to me?
We can change sense but you said it was fine yesterday.
Yeah, I did say it was fine.
So it is on me.
I just didn't really, I was really tired.
It was like six in the morning.
Is he celebrating Serial Sunday?
I don't like that he digs down for this global off.
I think after today I'll get used to it.
I think it's slower.
Like you la low W for the huge red.
It's slower but safer, but I don't think it's necessary.
Oh wait, I don't think I'm supposed to do that.
Why was he hostile you just dug gold blocks like five seconds ago actually
like kind of one of that food I think all the trades are not sports
Fort, fort, fort, fort, fort, fort, fort.
He's got like no pearls though.
Has he not picked up all the trades? He's like no pearls.
How is he in the fort sub seven? Who am I playing?
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go bro, you have forty-six more, twenty-four, obby, thirty-two pearls. Let's go.
Am I good? Am I good? Am I good? Am I good? Am I good?
Go! Go!
Oh, you don't fire us.
Where's bed?
Oh, Monka, you actually don't fire us.
I think one fire is fine.
It's just fire as.
Two fire as your money.
Let's go.
Nice pearl, W pearl food is gone.
You an emerald yet?
No, give me a little bit though.
He threw a split in steel.
I don't think there can be food in those chests, but I don't know.
I think I see the spawner now.
Just saw it back right.
You can't probably just I'm just play.
Yeah, oh my God.
Fine now like I'm done with the pigs.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's such a bad hit.
I did.
No, you're not, but you're really close.
I think you're gonna have a heart.
one heart one heart what do I do I think you go to the overworld bro I think you kill one
blaze then go to the overworld get one rod at least get one rod at least just so you
can blind and and oh that's cool actually a reset
oh i like this play
oh i love that play w hunger reset
where was it oh shit
oh but then it gets rid of his fire res i didn't think about that
I'll I'll hunger reset these fucking oh my god why there's so many fucking skeletons
Is that my I think this might have been a bad play then I gotta like it haul ass
Oh man this cereal is hitting.
Chat, what's your- are you eating on Serial Sunday?
Where's my pick?
Reese's Puffs
Ice Soup
Yummy
Seporo Beer
It's not really the same thing. It's really
Oops
Sorry guys we're going for our second poor
I'm not getting any rods crazy around you
three by the way three what's my timer at a minute 30
his opponent is on like a 14 minute base it might be fuck
five
issues is a fire as well
five I don't really want to early blind
early measure because I don't have a fire as
I
Make your end eyes vendor 40 seconds
Dude, why do you keep doing that? Oh, no way? Why is there lava there? It was there before it didn't move. Oh my god. Okay, you got that one
I
Minus two well, I think he's gonna beat my PB. I think there's no chance. Oh shit watch oh
My god, he is bow die. I gotta think hold on he does bow die
I
Wait, where is it? Is it or it should work not 100. Oh
My god, that was a badass bow die. How do I do this?
Wait, I need a bed reset. It's a hundred percent go. Oh
Oh, you're hungry setting.
Wait, hold on.
Use respawn anchor.
Would that have been better?
I don't think so.
20 degrees.
He just threw his items.
You could learn from Liam?
Guys, I'm better than Liam.
I mean, no disrespect to him.
Obviously, he's a higher rank, but we played 1v1 this week, and I've won.
Oh
Wait, I beat him one on one two thirty six forty two two thirty three match guys
I played him this week like what are we talking about 36?
42 to 30
My god, we're so close
high-rank equals better dude there's a reason there's a postseason and they
don't just give the like the highest seed in the NBA the trophy you know you
gotta duke it out
I
Hmm we got it worked the first oh shit the first boat boat. Oh, is it boat?
boat I
I
Library dude is crazy that he bowed eyes, but he doesn't do preeminence dude. Oh
My god, what the fuck wait what if
He doesn't even do ocean nav.
I can't I can't I can't I can't and with that bite that wraps up our serial Sunday gonna
give this serial a 8.6 out of 10 really enjoyed it and see you guys next Serial Sunday which
Which will be a surprise.
Where?
I don't- I was trying to go back to Starter, but I don't know where it is.
Like, how is it- Oh, I didn't see those.
Oops.
I don't remember the- Oh, it's because I broke the fucking ship.
Oh my god, it's just that way.
Wait.
Is this like water nav, ocean nav?
It needs to be a three block height difference.
Can I find it like this?
Three block height, wrong way.
This is so the wrong way.
Oh!
Oh my God.
Is that the silver fish you got earlier?
Is that the right way?
Oh, wait, do I need wood?
Wait, where did it go?
I think it's a silver fish you got earlier.
I just heard it.
He hit it.
Oh, found it.
Never mind.
It was real.
Wait, he's going to win.
Why are you hungry?
Oh, I guess you would.
No, yeah.
Fuck.
You show the timer it's on the screen man it's in the bottom right
Why is my render better
Okay, I don't even need the anchors
Hello? Oh, sorry.
Uh oh.
I don't have a crossbow.
Buddy, wait.
Was it, like, curse of vanishing?
I thought I grabbed it.
That was scary.
Every time, it's just hard to remember.
It's not...is it my fault that I'm not getting a cross...
Wait, I could just craft one.
Wait, my string is gone, too.
Could be a perch. No.
Could be a perch.
No.
Could be a perch. No.
Oh!
That was scary.
Yeah, the string might have been a curse of vanishing string.
His opponent must have died or something.
Could be a perch.
Dude, I can't see.
That's a perch, that's a perch. That's gotta be a perch. Right here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, going on that. Uh oh. Bad pearl. Good second pearl. Clips?
What happened? Little late? It flipped. That's good. Wait, something's weird. Oh, you should
be able to kill like this it was like diagonal it was diagonal nice 1850 GG nothing else wait
what's his right now it just you went to the wrong side oh it did it turn on the
second turn no slurs no no slurs I don't do that anymore what I want to say
say some more, but...
What?
Highly-amp. Can you check your Insta VMs?
Oh.
He probably has to be the most problematic Minecraft player
in MCSR.
I don't know if it's particularly close.
I
Win this easily to
I'm gonna go grab my new mouse
I
Know I keep leaving but yeah, we're not bomb down. Let's let's force
Hold the lobby crunch and hold the outside push or drop me smokes. I'll do outside smoke
I'm gonna do that every round just one person
I'll tell Ping where it's like somewhere
I'm trying to put that.
All good.
Why is there like a glowing orange or what?
One outside, close.
Up ladder, up ladder, up ladder, up ladder, up ladder.
dead oh one M4 outside red oh and one on our hunt holy shit how do you get there
the first girl I ever asked out on a date when I said hey would you want to okay
Yeah, they got dinner and she went aww
Oh good try. All right
Don't admit that be real you need my be honest
Where we can you know find commonality
Yes, I think he has admin powers in the server though.
Hi, Luddy, how was the video?
Oh, hell yeah.
I didn't even watch it.
Okay, guys, focus.
New mouse.
Now, I have to decide.
I don't know if I like this mouse yet.
I just bought it because the mouse I have,
I don't know how to change the DPI of.
I'm not saying it's not possible to change the DPI.
I just couldn't figure it out.
And I need a mouse that I can easily change the DPI of.
and I've used this mouse in the past.
And I like it because it's kind of heavy.
What's funny is that I thought, excuse me,
I thought the mouse was gonna suck or not suck,
but not one that I like because it's labeled as heavy,
or sorry, super lightweight, but it's not at all.
I don't know, I think the marketing is a lie.
I'm not sponsored by this mouse company, otherwise, I'd be doing a bad job.
Okay.
It's the LG or no.
What's it called?
Logitech, super light.
But I like it because I think it's heavy.
Ask Tarek to send you a mouse.
I liked Tarek's mouse.
I thought it looked really nice, but it's too light for me.
I like the mouse to be kind of heavy,
and this shit's low key heavy.
Super light equals heavy.
I know, I know.
That's why I'm like, it sounds silly to say,
But the market has trended towards lighter and lighter
mice, where they're now measuring mice by the grams.
And this mouse is not light at all.
It's not that light, bro.
It's just not.
Compared to a final mouse, bro, it's not close.
All right.
Let's just make sure that this mouse works for me.
And then we're going to call Kyle and do a little coaching.
You sometimes I have like this lag spike.
I don't know where that's from.
You see this lag?
Like it's choppiness.
I wonder why that happens.
Like look at this.
This is insane.
Oh, this actually might be unplayable.
Oh, this is genuinely unplayable.
Hold up, that is unplayable.
Oh my, oh my God, I can't even click the X button.
Oh my God, this mouse is, is this mouse shit?
What the fuck is this mouse?
Okay, I need I probably need the drivers
Logitech mouse driver
Oh my god, it's so bad dude, I would misclick on battleship right now
You have to get g hub. Oh is that what I need maybe I have that already g hub. No, I have to download you
them. G Hub G G Hub. Dude, I miss one mice just plugged in. I know I sound like an old
fucking man. But I don't like that every mouse has their own software that you have to install.
Just fucking work, bro. Just work off rip. Like why do we need a driver for you?
I know I'm old man yelling at cloud, but fuck
Dude, it's so it's genuinely so bad right now. Oh, that's cuz I'm installing the software
So I used to have this mouse, but I don't know
Tim if you have the clip I
Smash it against the wall as hard as I possibly could because of these stuttering issues that I was having with it
I'm hoping that it goes away you have to set your polling rates in Minecraft to 1k. Okay. That's good to know
I mean just to be clear it's happening on my desktop background
Okay, I'm oh
Logitech wants control of my discord. What the fuck why?
Okay. All right
G hub DPS it's 800. Okay, cool. Oh
Okay, oh my god, it's so bad. Okay
54 hours of battery life connection, okay next. Oh, okay. Oh
Uh, oh, uh, no, it's okay. Thank you. Oh, um, okay. Uh, add a device. Um, okay. Oh, um, okay.
Lot. Okay. End user agreement. Uh, sure. I guess. Yeah, that's fine. Select the receiver. Oh, okay.
No compatible devices. Okay. Um, all right. Maybe I'll just close. Maybe, uh, oh, maybe just,
Okay, it is right here though, so can I just click that?
I'll just click that, okay.
All right, next.
Okay, B-HOP mode prevents unintended jumping.
Nope, that's okay, thank you.
Center calibration, okay.
800, 8,000 hertz report rate.
Okay, that's nice, that's a lot.
Hybrid powers in, oh, that's okay.
Just do obstacle only, that's fine.
Okay, let's party, okay.
Um, oh cool. What is all this either?
Okay, uh 1000 refresh rate, that's what I want, right? Okay, that's good
Okay, um
It is that it
Okay
Is this, am I, is it good? Did I do it? All right, gaming surface. Okay. All right, let's,
let's, I guess let's just try it. Get a mousepad? I have one, dude.
Dude rivals Vether 2 got hoed today at Genesis, okay, it's it's kind of doing the thing again where it's kind of choppy
Okay
That's just
Okay, why does it keep pinging me do you guys keep hearing that it keeps pinging me?
Okay, why does it keep doing that?
Okay, oh change your polling rate
Okay, uh, g-hub, um, okay, uh, pulling rate, uh, okay, uh, is that, what, is that report rate?
That's fine, okay. Uh, so what do I do? Because it keeps, oh, inactive, oh, loading resources, oh, yeah, okay, why did it, why did it disconnect?
maybe the dongles this I just bought I just bought it
Connection is it's just a USB it's I just put it in a computer
Okay, I'll try a different USB hub maybe
It was on my, it was on my not even USB 3 5 gigabit per second USB port.
So anyway, I switched it to a lower one, but on the motherboard.
So maybe that'll work, maybe.
Okay, it looks good.
What does advanced mean?
Oh, that's okay.
I don't know if I care about that.
Okay. Oh, crash my game. Okay.
Oh, okay, it's back.
I can't click anything. Okay.
It was close.
It's it feels smoother though, while the program is crashing.
So it's kind of
kind of good.
Oh,
Okay, I'm gonna just...
...draw a leaf.
Let's try that.
Close out of the program.
Okay, reopen.
Use the dongle extender to keep it near your mouse pad.
Oh, what's that mean?
Attach dongle to charger cord and place it closer to yourself
It's it's it's five feet away. How close should I have it?
Is that too far
It should be five inches away
Oh, for the wireless mouse?
Okay.
Okay, that's...
Make sense?
Should I just use a wire?
Maybe? Okay.
Let's see if it works. Maybe it's not actually bad anymore.
I mean so far this looks crispy.
Is this a bastion?
Is this so weird?
I've never seen a, wow I've never seen a bastion like fit in so seamlessly with its environment.
This is fucking me up.
Okay, ready, y'all?
now
I don't know how to do that.
It actually kind of works out
I think this is wrong.
of
the mouse is pretty good, though, I won't lie
Okay, let's give him a ring.
Yo, what is up, what is going on how we feeling good bro genuinely feeling good
I got a new mouse. I can change the DPI of it. Yeah, and that's kind of giving me a new life
I'm really happy for you. Can I be honest with you, please?
We have the same mouse now. Oh, yeah, I do. We're not only on the same wavelength mental
Yeah, we're in unison in physicality. Give me a favor vouch for me. It's not that long
Yeah, it's the lightest mouse I've ever owned. Oh, I mean, and I've owned I've owned final mass too. What?
Yeah, no offense. This is your blue-collar working-class hands. I
Got I got hard hands and soft touch. You know what I mean?
This is this is touching me in a nice way. Okay, brother. I'm like I'm not saying it's a bad
I'm not shitting on the mouse. It's just not like it's not our line
Honestly, I think it is I think it is
Like I've used the final masses like I'm OG
Not only did I have the the bottom house the ninja one. Yeah blue one back in the day. You're the ninja one
I had is yeah, I had been to
No, I had the underwear
Yeah, the underwear
Yeah, I had the PSD underwear. I was rocking those chonies freshman year of college freshman year. Wait. How old are you?
I shouldn't even know 26. Yeah
Damn, that's not bad. I'm just saying I thought you're older
Yeah, bro, I'm 30.
How old do you think I am?
How old did you think I was?
Working class Kyle?
I don't know, like 30?
About your my age.
I'm young in the corporate world.
Well, yeah, you're a baby in the corporate world.
You probably do for the raise in the next four years in the corporate world.
I just got a promotion.
Whoa!
Not too long ago.
Pay now!
Word class Kyle, watch out, everybody.
Yes
Get in that hole get in that hole bro looking good. This is looking good
I'm liking I'm liking where this is going
So much cool for y'all copy a screen share yeah, I got you
can I can I give you some comments about what I saw earlier no okay so I'm gonna
give it to you anyways because I'm your coach okay so I really liked what was
happening to start especially when you popped up the preemptive was loving that
right you really were showing me like all they were doing and all you're
capable of here's the thing you were there and you started doing everything
correct? I mean, you just went off of your line. No, that didn't
happen. You had the principle. And you just didn't trust
yourself. And that's okay. I'm here for you. Give me trust in
me.
Yeah, what's the opposite of trust issues?
Us trust a couple things I can't spell without you.
Exactly.
Wow.
Were you even a lot you were right?
During 9-11
Yeah, my mom worked in World Trade
She retired to have me. Oh God
Yeah, sorry could have ended horribly
Yeah, no, no, she's alive and well
My parents are like about a hundred people that died that day, but
Yeah, they're chilling
My parents are good. Yeah, that's good. Well, that's good. Yeah, it's excellent today about my loaf of bread that I made
Oh, yeah, you're telling me you're not there. Yeah, all right. I don't know loaf of bread. All right. Have you ever made a loaf of bread before?
Yes, I have made a loaf of bread. Yes. Okay. So you know how good it is?
There you go. Yeah, it was a great man
Well, I went to the all-star game
How was it? I
King Jalen Brunson
I was there for about 45 minutes. I watched the first two games enough
Okay, that's I mean that's all the time the NBA is worth nowadays anyway
Yeah, cuz then I had to play a rocket league tournament, which I won
What's your rank? I don't I've never gotten a rank. I don't know. I'd probably be so yeah
Okay, okay. I have seven hours in the game, so
Okay, so Silver's probably
overestimating
You should see me
Yeah, you're nice out there. I mean I got you. Nice mistakes. Okay. We won. Yeah,
you won a lot of assists. Yeah, a lot of assists. Oh my god. Okay, so you're like
in a run. I see this. This is what I do every time. Okay, so here's the thing we're
not gonna do is this in the stronghold ever again. Huh? What? Look, I I'm a
Minecraft enjoy it like out the wound types you know but nowadays I can't I
can't be messing around with the diamonds in the stronghold I got the game to be
so do you brother I got the game to be but nothing over diamonds I swear you
can do it the temptation it's strong but you're stronger than that one thing you
need to do as soon as you enter the end you need to change your settings back I
I did.
You did.
I can tell.
No, they're changed.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I put anything on it.
I get to name your first born kid.
No, no, I didn't say anything.
Like, I didn't put anything on it, like, before.
I'm thinking...
Hephaestus.
Hephaestus, okay, okay.
Um...
Yeah, so, I mean, like, you can...
You can save this all, but it's...
It's not like gonna impact my life, but I'll consider it at least.
I'll put it in my iPhone, though.
Yeah, put a set reminder for 2032.
Hey Siri, remind me on February 15th, 2032 to name my kid Hesbestist.
Also, add a note, was Ludwig actually on the FC list?
I mean, don't we have like Google for that?
Yeah, there's the MROC.
Yeah?
What's the time that we have together? Let's just focus on that.
I mean, you call Panbond then?
Huh? Pan?
You guys try it like that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I call Panbond.
Okay, did you guys go to high school together?
Uh, I think she's a little older than me.
Oh, no.
Okay.
How, wait, how old are you? I don't even know.
30, 30 on the dot.
Are you gonna have a 30 for 30 one day or like Forbes?
Wait, oh, you're not out too late, bro.
Forbes 30 under 30 now.
Yeah, I've been I've been I actually been emailing forms about this
Like
I like this or 30 of 30 30 who are 30
Yeah, I I know
It could be now
Yeah
But I see the vision I think it would work well. I think
New mouse moving nice
Moving nice, little four-bed action.
And time.
Who's calling him Chudwig now, okay? Nobody wants to step in the ring with this guy.
No one.
Well, I still have an issue we gotta work on today.
Talk to me.
Boad Eye, bro.
Today's the day?
Today's the day. We gotta add that to the rep.
Right. What a beautiful day.
All right, we opened up.
Yeah, I started off this way.
You were sending the the sensitivity
calculate five in the morning for me.
What was going on?
Oh, you think about that late?
Dreaming of it?
Dude, OK, because Super TF sent us in there, right?
Yeah. And in the fucking.
Oh, well, I saw that clip.
I saw that clip. Right.
Was that disrespectful?
It was. I was a little disrespect
because I was with you.
Like, he's not talking about you.
Like, yeah, you know, I don't really
I don't really think anything of it.
My name didn't come out of his mouth and then and there's and there's fruit berries. Okay.
By the way, what the fuck is that name? That's a porfait.
Like, anyway, I digress and he's bringing my name in his mouth.
After all, I've been as helpful to Super TF mind you.
Exactly. That's what I mean.
Like, I feel like Super TF isn't so super, you know, I feel like he's more average.
I mean, he's an Overwatch player after all, you know, look, the only thing I know
about Overwatch players is that they're just hanging onto an empty dream.
He at first he's quit in that life.
He's the two time Jimmy Fallon appearing super TF.
You serious?
Yeah.
You're getting out of it.
Yeah.
He's out of overwatches.
But here's the deal.
Like I can sense.
The bourgeoisie's action.
He's getting groomed.
Look, can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
Two things.
OK, first of all, I've infiltrated the bourgeoisie.
OK, wait, how?
It's it's a very long story.
Very, very long tales of my crossbearing that led me to that moment.
But they've accepted me into their halls.
Brother, you're not so much so so much so.
TwitchCon 2024 Oliver and I slept in the same bed.
Yuck.
So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Look, OK, sometimes you got to do what you got to do.
I don't mean fair enough. I'm inside. I'm inside. OK.
I mean, you're deep inside then.
I'm deeper than anyone's ever been in the boot.
was he? Wow. And? Yeah. Yeah. So we were talking about the whole Epstein list thing before. Oh,
yeah, you got to clear something up right now. So I did work for Donald Trump for like a day.
Is that cool with you? I don't work for him anymore. In fact, I haven't worked for him for
like eight years. Well, I'm gonna have to ask a follow up. But before you say it, I'm just gonna
let you know it's okay. Thank you. I voted for the guy 10 times last election. It's like,
like, wow, can I talk shit on you for working for him for a day?
No, no, I get look, I totally get it too.
Like that's how long ago I worked for him to like 10 years ago.
Ooh, only 10 years ago.
I didn't even get paid.
What'd you do?
Just canvassing?
No, I worked at his golf course.
Oh, you worked at Mar-a-Lago for a day?
Not that one.
Different one.
He's another golf course.
Dude, he's like six.
He's like six or seven.
Okay, I'm gonna sit some ground rules for tool for them.
What's that?
We're two old for six or seven.
What do you mean?
No, I'm like, I'm being dead ass.
He is.
We'll get it up.
I'm dead serious.
If he has six or seven, I'll give it to you.
How many golf courses does Donald Trump on?
Okay, he was 18.
Okay, well, I mean, like six is a multiple of 18.
Six is a multiple of 18.
That's true.
And you got me there and somehow you end up winning this interaction.
Thank you.
Uh, any other questions?
Yeah.
Why one day what happened?
Dude, it's the worst day of my life.
You kidding me?
What a horrible, do you want to hear a story?
Yeah, I would love to.
So I worked in the food and service, right?
So we were doing dinner service.
I've gone through the whole day already.
My first day is still training.
The ticket comes in.
Family friend of the Trump family.
So a special star.
And so the way it worked was we did the whole ticket together, so like appetizer, dinner,
dessert, whatever.
That's not the important part.
They get a tray of sushi.
Sushi appetizer, no bigs.
Shellfish allergy.
Okay, no problem.
So I put it down at seat 1, which is where the mother happens to be sitting.
No big deal.
I throw it down.
She looks to be dead at the base.
Like I just killed her entire family in front of her.
Looks down at my name tag.
Sees my name Kyle there.
She looks to be dead in the eyes of Kyle.
You are never allowed to serve me ever again.
And then I couldn't even say anything.
I get, I literally get ushered out by the other servers.
to find out that she has a horrible allergy to shellfish right it was on the ticket her son
ordered the sushi and they mixed up the seat numbers to fuck with me how are you supposed to know she had
like you know i could have killed her could you imagine if i killed her like how are you supposed
to know she had a shellfish allergy you're you're asking the wrong guy because how am i supposed
Isn't this low key on her son a hundred percent, but why would she blame her son?
Sound like a piece of shit, you know, he's freezing on you
I don't look a damn piece of shit
No, I quit on my own I don't want to go back. I swear to God
Okay, I also served the vodka Trump and her family that was cool
It was cool. That's how you phrase it. It was cool
Well, yeah, cuz like I didn't interact with them at all. So what was the cool part?
Just the fact that I was there, I don't know
Yeah, but like how far does that go? It's like, you know, like I waited Epstein back in 06 like is it I guess it's novel it's novel
Hey, that's you know, it's a great way to put it cool is it?
I mean maybe was cool
No, who's the coolest person I've seen?
Did you have a survey job?
I did house cleaning.
Okay.
I cleaned the richest person in Halls, New Hampshire's house.
What's the population?
Halls, New Hampshire.
9,000 about?
It's actually a lot more than I thought.
Yeah.
How was it?
It's not bad.
How was it?
Clean bathrooms, honestly.
I've noticed that their house didn't need cleaning.
I actually sat on the toilet and closed the door and locked it for like 30 minutes. I remember
Bare-ass or just cleaning, you know, they're just on the ground. I'm just fucking off. Oh
Watch a YouTube or no, not even not I just did nothing. I think just doing you. Yeah, didn't want to didn't want to work
Yeah, I get you. I've been there a little freezer action for me back in the day
Oh my god, walking in the freezer sitting there for fucking five minutes. Yeah
Everyone's that's a that's a many many have lived that experience. I'm saying dude. Amen. Well, I got a little something pulled up for you
Yeah, love it
This little software here right here. Yeah, what so what do I pull like do I have to put you into the note sheet?
Okay, so first question. Have you changed anything about your sensitivity in the game at all since last night? No, I've been touched it
Okay, cool.
In games it's the same.
I just changed my DPI to this and my cursor speed to this.
So what you need to do is you need to take one of those numbers and input that into your
standard settings.json file in your instance.
Oh, yuck.
Yeah.
Fuck that whole sentence, bro.
I'm sorry, dude.
This is just how it is nowadays.
Gone, bro.
It's not going to be there.
No, it should be in that file though.
What's over here?
So scroll down a little bit.
Yeah.
Go up again.
It's been a while since I've done this.
Look for config, second file.
Config, yeah, okay.
Should have MCSR.
Yep.
Thanks, Jason.
No problem.
No add.
Yep.
And then look for mouse sensitivity.
Okay.
And then input that number there.
Oh, okay. Point. Point. So it should be sure zero like that. Yeah, let's make sure double
check that.
Yeah, 0.039. Yep. Okay, save.
Okay. Yeah, save that.
Close out.
Yep. And then you can change the same in your actual options.Json or options.txt file in
the Minecraft file as well, just to like, you know, make sure.
Wait, wait, wait, say it one more time, please.
Go back to the file, like the main Minecraft file, do you open?
Go back to the main Minecraft file open, yeah, I got you.
Yeah.
And then go back to .minecraft.
Yeah, yeah.
Options.txt.
Let's scroll down.
Yeah.
Yep.
And then just change your mouse on TRT.
OK.
Save that.
Let's restart the instance.
OK.
All right, that's a little cows online I love it. Launch it up launching so I can't
open 1.161 anymore. You can. You just need to change your settings in there. I can't.
All right. When I do my mouse slowly starts drifting forwards towards the ceiling like
this. Oh yeah, I remember you saying that. That's really weird. I don't know why that
Yeah, I just stopped doing it.
Stopped up in a minute.
Yeah, that's okay.
Now, just FYI, again, you're going
to have to change your sense in CS and stuff like that.
Do I have to change it in your brain bot?
You do.
Yes, you do.
What are we going to change?
Just making sure the sense is set up in Minecraft
so it feels normal first.
Then we'll go into Kodak.
All right, let's give a shout out here.
Well, let's just do a little preemptive practice
just to show it off.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, you don't have to show off a short game,
but I'll do it for you.
Yeah.
That's a spike.
We're going to go right here.
Beautiful spike.
Yeah.
OK, it's going to look a little weird because of the thing here.
But that's OK.
Still go that direction.
You still go that direction.
But there's no, there's no end stuff.
Well, it could be somewhere over here.
This is going to be messy, though, just because it is a what's it called?
What is this thing called? My chat. There it is.
Yeah, I broke a spider spawner.
Yeah, there's going to be one below you as well.
It's still going to throw off your numbers.
So you can go go back to my starter.
My God.
Does this feel normal, by the way?
That's the way it feels fine.
Great.
Lefts.
We can recheck, re-scan here.
Oops.
I like back too high.
Yeah, let's go that way.
Oh, yeah. Nope, it's dark though. Yeah, I like this. Yeah, I like this. I like this. I don't know if I like this.
Yeah, I don't like this anymore. No, not a big fan here.
No, I'm not I'm not really liking what I'm seeing at all actually
Maybe down here. Yeah, oh, yeah, let's see the loose back ground somewhere here. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it definitely looks back around. Yes. Let's just straight ass. Okay, probably right here
Yeah, so
yeah right there yeah last beauty beauty what a find yes stuff stronghold
to let's just I'm gonna go that tough stronghold though how do you do this by
the way pro click yeah I think it's I'm trying to remember except only those a
couple times there's a certain value that you have to buy you have to use
subtraction for I think it's like how do I physically do it like this part oh
okay so aim at the corner in front of you like the crease there and then shift
throw the pearl and start spam jumping when you hit when you land well there
you go easy in your settings
56, thank you.
This is nice dude by the way.
Your half-o?
I really like it.
You can play CS, right?
All the time.
What's your rating?
Like 20k?
Uh, yeah, about actually.
What'd you know?
Yeah, I see that.
I don't know, I just see it, you know.
I can tell by your shots here.
20.
Oh, I just see it, you know I can tell by your shots here
I get them all.
Is there any value in doing that?
No, you're good now.
Sometimes I do that.
What's your counter here? Open up your quartz.
70 or 70.
Yeah, I like 70.
This is Joe.
And a lot of the time too,
especially for portal breaking, this is just
talking in general, with negative coordinates,
we'd like to look instead of at the actual coordinate,
we'd like to look at the block coordinates.
It's a lot more accurate.
Negative numbers, they just tend to be off by one value here.
There's Perch.
Am I gonna make that?
Yeah.
Blow that up immediately.
Yeah, near in time.
What up? Yeah, I mean like it's just fine. You let that dragon live because we're just practicing
Yeah, you don't want to kill it off and it's like we're not gonna waste the time so you know
Yeah, yeah, no, we I mean we got time we got other stuff to do here. Okay, go that time
Open up your cow. Okay open. I show for calculator if you
heard that
Word
We're gonna go to optional setting that calculator as well. Just we have it
we are going to do something called green boats.
So we're going to go to optional features,
boat measurements, enable that.
Okay, you're going to get the sensitivity
that you put in from the screen.
Put it in here.
Place it into both spots, both spots, yep.
Okay.
Beautiful.
We're gonna do blue boat, blue boat, sorry.
Let's do,
There's a real point to doing either of these things, but what I have is allowable angle
change is 0.03, and its standard deviation for both i-throws is 0.0007, and then this
should be fine.
Let me just make sure I click in through here.
The other thing you may need to do is we're going to set up a couple hockey's.
So we're going to be needing the first two there.
So what I like to do is for the plus, I literally like to hit the plus button for the hot key.
And then the other one's just negative or minus.
Now the reason we do that is because when you use Jingle to do the bowdye measurement,
you're not going to be exact every single time.
It's subpixel perfect.
So we're going to be using those keys to adjust our subpixel.
Adjust the subpixel.
Yes.
Angle adjustment as well.
Let's do this.
Go to optional features again.
optional features again. Let's go to angle adjustment, angle adjustment, make sure that's all set up here. Let's do tall resolution for this one, tall
resolution and number of adjustments. But oh, 16, 3, 4, 5. Yep, perfect. All right. This should be good. Go to general quick. Just make sure
under optional. Yeah.
Okay, that's fine. This should be okay. And then anything else you want to change in basic change, but now you should be fine.
Remember, hold my piece.
Okay, so we can check this by going into any single player world.
Maybe do what? Exiting another?
Yep, do you have jingle open? Yeah, okay. Do you remember your hockey for the?
I measuring a macro. Yeah
Plus minus to me
Not that there's another macro in there. It's called this one. Oh no, I'm measuring. Yep. No, that's
That one, yep
We're gonna be using this you have the can you see like the
thing on the left when you hit that hotkey to show big numbers there big
numbers there I don't know what those words are you I don't know if you're
talking about to be honest
so I go right click look where it's fine boom pause drop it go input raw input
on or off?
Yep, off. You're right. Okay.
Maybe I see jingle. Okay.
And then I'm still F3C.
Yeah, but I'm gonna make sure you have IC. Oh, okay, that's why.
All right. This is not gonna work. Open up jingle for me.
Okay, jingle's open.
Okay, can I see it? Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, go to plugins.
Plugins.
Enable IC projector.
Oh, yeah. There we go. Okay.
but my okay my mouse we did not slow down I don't know if that's an issue
no not an issue really the other thing you need to do though when you're doing
it reset your settings here real quick just show your vanilla you can see
normally again okay yeah that's all you need to do there
So, I'm supposed to go boom.
You need a boat first.
Oh.
So, I get in the boat, shift click, get out.
Out of the boat.
Right click.
If you copy your position before you throw the eye.
What?
Yeah.
Because you need your boat's precise position to get the measurement.
Okay.
Out of the boat.
Get out.
F3C.
Yep.
Throw the eye.
Look at that.
Correct.
Out of this.
All right.
Now we're seeing the projector.
See that on the left there?
Yeah.
This is super important.
So pause here.
Mean what are we?
Go to the right.
Gloria.
Look at that.
Pause.
Okay.
So you see how we have your dead on the money here?
This is perfect, right?
So you would just copy here and no adjustments needed.
Can I copy while pause?
No.
You have to be on pause.
Is my mouse movement like if I move here
and on pause will it matter or no? Yes, if you move your mouse while here, then it'll on pause.
Or sorry, if you move your mouse when copying, it'll be wrong. So, on pause,
copy immediately and you'll be fine. How do I know if I copy? It should be 100%.
You'll absolutely see it again. And then the calculator should update. The calculator is not
loving what I just did. Okay, what happened? I don't know, it says 11.8% for certainty. Oh,
Oh, maybe I need a reset into brain bot.
That might help.
He didn't green boat.
That's why.
Thank you.
OK.
What does that mean?
What colors are both?
Brown?
OK.
What color is it?
Exit this world.
Yeah.
Right.
Reset the calculator.
New world.
OK.
Reset.
New world.
Yep.
What color is your boat?
Brown, I think, usually.
like sometimes a different shade of blue right now.
No, I know, but I'm talking about the calculator.
Oh, blue.
Okay.
Good.
That's what I'm referring to.
What the color of the boat is.
That's what I'm asking.
Why don't you just say that?
I'm sorry.
I need to be more effective in my communication.
Is it just wrong?
Okay.
I got, I got K.
It's I'm not fucking with that.
That's okay.
Don't, don't do anything.
You don't need to throw anything here.
Just getting that.
We're going to only do bow die.
Get on top of a tree.
Okay, this is fine. You know what? This is okay.
Please wait.
Fuck, I got carried again.
You're gonna believe my luck.
Dude, this is horrible luck.
I can't believe this would happen to you.
Oh, not the bad though.
You get surface by potion? Oh!
Whoa, look at this.
I get to the surface. Oh, it's so beautiful.
So, I can't do this in water.
Correct. Now you can. It's just more difficult.
You would think it'd move a little further.
You're throwing that ball at Shio, Tommy. Oh my god.
Okay. World Series Champion, two-time MVP, three-time?
Yeah.
How are the Mets doing?
It's not a fucking mess man. Who do you think I am curryway or the Yankees doing
There's much one MVP this year
It's all you're gonna get you get in the boat
I'm getting the most I was working on. Yeah, can we can we get in the boat get out? Oh, I see
Yep, throw Pearl the eye
Look at the eye. Look at the eye drop you change you
at five
Pause. Okay, throw another eye.
Okay, you're going to unpause, copy, and then plus three.
And then we say, what does the couch say?
This is nothing. It's acting like I didn't even touch it.
It's red boat. It's red boat. That's why. Okay. Okay. I need to make sure I'm
communicating this. So that's on me. Easy fix. That's not no it's on me. That's not
me for nothing. It's blue boat. No, no, I know, I know, but it's red because you
didn't copy the position right. That's the problem. Okay, so exit out of this
macro. What I need you to do, break the boat, get back in it. There break the
boat and replace it. Okay, well I'm gonna teach you right now get back out
because your boat is not going to give you. You're going to get a red boat again.
What I want you to do, step back from the boat when you place it.
Replace the boat far enough away where you're not touching it. Break the boat again.
Green boat. Oh, green boat. Throw the eye.
Dude, calculators have made all of Minecrafters like idiot sheep.
Yeah, he really has. Have you heard a tool screen?
Oh!
This is good.
Yes, I've seen the new tool that shows you where the portal room is.
Yeah, that's just that she's pathetic.
OK, thank you. I'm not. I'm so glad.
Don't touch your sensitivity, by the way. Yeah, yeah, I find now.
But it's it's too woke for me.
I really don't like it.
I'm sorry, pause, your issue with the tool that is too woke.
Because purple numbers are just like plays a little too much.
I think it's too.
I think it's I think it makes everybody an idiot.
Wait, my sense is blocked.
Well, I've standard setting, so it's fine, right?
It's fine. Yeah, you reset a world and you'll be fine.
Can you can you just check if that's where the stronghold is?
We got to make sure you did this boat.
I write, yeah, of course it is.
Well, can you just check?
Sure. Yes.
Just keep you to the coordinates.
Locates stronghold.
Boom.
Yeah four off that's close enough
That's beautiful do it again new world
Okay, yeah, I really actually think they need to make a rule about that
I agree
But I think it's too late to be honest
Okay, so if this ever happens for you in there, please suppose as far away as you can perfect in out copy
Is it blue boat?
Yeah, F3C.
Oh, yeah.
Great boat? Nope, Brad. Okay, so if the red boat happens, you have to redo it. Break the boat.
Do I have to break the boat?
Yeah, you do.
Moving his mouse. Are you moving your mouse when you do this?
No.
I think I was.
Can I move the mouse now?
If you move your mouse, you can move your mouse. Try not to move your mouse.
Let's just find out.
But it's fine. Yeah, we'll find out together.
It's a together thing.
Oh, you don't need to break the boat?
Okay. Thank you, Jacko. You're smarter than me.
Okay.
That's wrong.
What?
I would be willing to bet money that's wrong.
Because you weren't precise on it.
But it's 100% like that.
I don't gap that it's 100%. The subpixel was off.
Don't shorten give a fuck to gap.
You're not that busy.
What do you mean?
You shorten give a fuck to gap.
I work in tech.
All I know is the acronyms.
All right, let's do about here.
Okay.
I 100 push-ups from you tomorrow.
Okay, first of all, I work in tech.
I'm not that fit.
Second of all, I play Minecraft after I work.
I'm still not that fit.
Third of all, I play RuneScape.
Okay.
That's how I, that's how you know I'm screwed.
Is it Coldware you're at?
Yeah, you live in New York City.
You go to the office?
Not tomorrow.
Sometime this next week?
Yeah.
We're Patriots being into the office.
If I lose, I'll wear a giant shirt on stream.
I'll own one of those.
Yeah, I'll buy you one.
All right, fine.
Did you, buddy?
I killed myself.
Okay, do you want my address?
Yeah, actually, if you could send it to me.
Yeah, I got you why don't I oh my input raw
Do you know I'm a sheep I just follow the pack but like it's not changing anything about it I
Don't know if it's supposed to my mouse moving. I don't really don't know
My mouse moves crazy fast
Yeah, that's that because what you're doing if you were zooming in on literally like four pixels on your screen
That's why it's moving so quick.
Oh, but it moved way quicker if I wasn't zoomed in.
Yeah, exactly. Raw input makes it slower, though.
I feel like the hardest thing about this will be making sure I greenboat.
Absolutely, this.
But I mean, if you get red boat immediately, that's, you know, it's wrong.
So you just get out and you get back in it.
Yeah, there's nothing.
Yeah, when you get up here, just place a boat and watch it for a second.
I want to show you something.
I'm trying to show you something very important that will cause things
to be wrong when you do this. Okay put it down again. Put it back down again.
Okay so you see how it moved like that? Yeah yeah. If you get in the boat while it's moving,
that whole time, then the measurement will be wrong. You have to let it settle down before
you get in the boat and then measure. Otherwise your measurement like I said will be wrong.
Oh, fuck, I forgot that's three, so you're getting out of the boat first on.
Yeah.
It just takes practice.
You have to get in the rhythm of that.
Okay.
All right.
So first off, boat, boat, down, boat down, get a boat in, shift out, F3C, copy, green,
I turn around find the eye in in raw. Yes. Yep
You might not be able to nether travel into the stronghold due to portal linking
Oh, because it's so close. This is right. I'm gonna be we're gonna go crazy because this is crazy
I want cuz I'm just free ball in this shit
Yeah, because you see how it's like moving around while you're doing it. Yeah, I'm moving it. I
Don't like doing the pausing thing. I think it's lame
Why it's so wrong by the way
That's what I mean like okay
This is why I made the fucking bet because this is what should have happened last time damn
But you have to wear the Patriots gear because it was like kind of close and because you're just fucking lucky. That's what happened
Oh my god, that's us. Wow. I don't realize I'll far off the family actually is gonna be so upset me
That's crazy. Hmm. Oh
Wow, what a thought
I can get you a Patriot stitum jersey if you want I don't fuck what I want Jared stittum
he's a bronco yeah that's why maybe it's a little less offensive what about Tommy DeVito
at least he was with the Giants yeah that's actually true I like Tommy DeVito does this
Does this mean I've gone too far?
Yeah, I think so. Just a little bit.
OK, so I really have to be like 100% could lie to me.
Yeah, that's why that's why you have to make sure you pause
and make sure you get the accurate measurement of your subpixel.
That's why it could be so wrong.
When you're doing something as precise as this,
you really want to be precise.
In English, please.
1 plus 1 should equal 2, not 1 plus 1 minus 1 plus 1 equals 2.
I heard.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Okay.
What is plus two? I'm pressing plus right now.
Why? I don't know.
It only works when you copy your position.
This would be plus five, so copy it and plus five.
Or...
Oh, that's what the numbers on the left are.
exactly yes so copy minus one and then that should be it oh and then
low locate stronghold and that's right yeah so I can be off by eight it
doesn't matter I just have to know I'm off by eight or five exactly yep and
and then you just use the plus or minus to get there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
So let's just do it three times in a row,
just to like show that I have it down.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
This is like, you're doing really well with this.
I mean, you should-
We have to look nice.
We'll just get it down quickly enough.
Your routes are looking good on the Bastion.
DK looks clean.
Yes, it looks like work.
I wanna learn triple the gap.
Triple the gap?
Okay. Yeah, no problem.
You don't know triple to get.
No, I do.
My God.
Guys, so for reference, Kyle's the worst runner in this event.
Okay, hold on.
He's a working class.
He's working class.
Yeah.
And also, every single person plays for 16 hours a day.
You didn't even know fucking job.
Yeah, Fymburg wakes up at 11 a.m., gets on the game, plays for eight hours, and then
It turns into the, it turns to the bourgeoisie and says valorant, valorant, valorant, and
then they play valor until 5 a.m.
Yeah, they got nothing to fucking do all day.
They never worked a day job in their life.
That's what I'm saying!
Brother, I'm with you, but I'm just bringing up the reality, which is that you fucking
don't know how to do triple the gap.
You can show me a little bit of respect, like, but you can, you can be on my side.
Be like, you know, a lot of people underestimate this guy because he does work because it's
not his job to play Minecraft all day, and he might not know triple the gap that well,
But he's still the best damn coach out there, you know, like a little respect on my name.
For reference, I think he's Diamond.
And I'm diamonds.
Uh huh.
Not bad.
By the way, I got them wrong.
I got them wrong.
Yeah, it was off.
It was plus eight plus seven.
Yeah, what about?
Heather.
You have a potion of your inventory to surface.
You sure?
I swear to God.
Yeah.
Not that one.
You have a potion you're in for your surface. You sure I swear to you
Not that one
Whoa
In out copy I love you in good
fuck yeah you don't want to touch that is it cooked I hope not it it might be
what was it I didn't look sorry so this is plus eight or plus seven this is
plus seven. It's always inside number. Sometimes, sometimes the eye will wiggle around a little
bit when you're doing that. It may go in between two numbers. It's very important that you
check both numbers. If the two differences, like if it was going between seven and eight
right there, you would have to check both. If it's different, you have to re-measure.
Have to re-measure. Because one of those numbers is right. You don't want to trust the wrong
one.
Okay, that was right. That was correct. Okay. Why is it always off by like four?
Why is it always off by like four? Because you're going to the corner of the stronghold,
or like where the chunk is rather than 4-4. Or vice versa, I forget. Okay. Oh yeah,
Minecraft snaps to 0-0 in the chunk, not 4-4, which the calculator is showing you.
There's a center chunk. I don't know. It's almost my thing. Yeah, okay, Minecraft's
88 in your brain bodies for
Okay
You guys saying about chicken jack you watch my cup movie dude lots of the Minecraft it is good
Yeah, really enjoyed it. I'm excited to show my kids one day
You don't have kids, right?
No, I don't what I throw the eye
Do you're looking for the strong
All the money just copy it. Yep
Okay. And now we're fine. Yeah, you know, four. But I got to stop fucking doing that.
Okay. Slash locate stronghold. Okay, I'm off. Maybe it's a different stronghold. Is that
possible?
No, this should be right. So you just measured wrong. So something probably happened in the
process it's probably they're saying I f3c'd in the boat did you wouldn't it
red boat if I did that no idiot bought
I'm truly locked in here. Yeah, I know you are. So boat, right click, exit, F3C, green,
Yeah, throw that shit turn around
FOV make me raw
Yeah, F5
That's minus two copy one two
All right F5
Enter slash locate
strong tab enter and it's on the fucking money
Let's just say
Got it. You're goaded. Okay. I think I got it like I'll never fuck this up. Yeah, I
Really hope you're right. I really hope you're right. Should I just try to go for an RSC record?
Yeah, I won't count it anyways, but we why because the filters applied right now. Oh, I'm also creative
Yeah, that might be part of it, too
But the filters applied and single player. Yeah, it's a new world
In single player correct
That would make sense with all the wobble pools
Okay, then let's try a thing
All right, let's do it
I like that move what doesn't that work?
tree
Do you know zeno's equal I don't you educate me
That moved.
Yeah.
So the Disney Channel original movie.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
It's moving crazy.
Brother.
It's wiggling.
It moves.
It's fine.
Just let it settle.
Oh, I moved.
That's fine.
No, you're fine.
You didn't even get in the boat.
In, out, copy.
Beauty
Minus two minus my sip
Nice
All the money again, okay fucking say all the money again, okay
Wow, you need me one favor. Yeah, can you go into the setting in the brain box?
basic you turn on view type to detailed it's gonna give us a little bit more
information and I like I like this view a lot more personally is what I use it's
really up to you sure yeah yeah I mean you're looking good dude I mean this is
not hard I guess the hard part was setting up the jingle I'm sure yes
Absolutely
Alright, so what should we run should we try working on trouble the gap?
Well, okay, I don't think we should
Okay, you know something you throw yeah, dude, I think joke of my tea. Sorry. What were you saying? Oh, yeah, yeah, no, it's okay
Yeah, no, I don't I don't really think we need that honestly, okay, what's my zeroes like one zero?
Yeah, let's do zero bro. Okay. I need the tool to shit
What's rule is your second tool? Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, honestly like yeah, I mean I'll call my buddy
He's working on the code right now wait actually can I do it with the thing that I have MPK?
You can yeah, it's just like not standardized
Well, then I should get the tool what's the tool called?
You can just use MCS our practice map
No, like, what do you, Spokesperson?
Um, yeah, I don't know.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I think so.
Best practice map.
RyGuy2k4, end practice map.
What is this, 2021?
Does he not, it doesn't have zero cycling here.
Yeah, MCSR practice map, 2.0.
I sent it to you a couple days ago.
days ago. Yeah, I didn't download it.
All right, what are you doing?
I'm gonna download it now.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
Can you relate it?
I'm gonna go to our mid-offstrap.
If it's not there, or if it's there.
Oh, would you look at that?
You just looked at MCSR.
Yeah, that's, I don't have it.
It says github.com slash DVD slash the mcsr practice map
I said it's you guys be somewhere. Oh, I see it lucky. I don't really know many other love. Do you know many other love leaks?
No, I've never met one of the first name Ludwig really what do I put this zip again?
You're gonna put that in your saves file and you're gonna extract it I
I you may get an error that says like the path is like too long if that does
happen then just change the name of it to drop the dot-oh dot-oh at the end
Chas, anyone in chat name Ludwig?
My mom's name is Ludwig?
Really?
That's kind of cool.
Have you thought about like meeting other Ludwigs like, like making them congregate in one place?
Oh, like, yeah, like do those meetups with like people all with the same name?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
And right now, like, I'm kind of a leader in the space.
I think if we looked at, like, all-time Budwigs, I think you'd be one of the leaders in the
house.
All-time is way tougher.
I'm definitely tough.
I'm alive.
I'm easy top five.
Oh, yeah.
I would agree.
All-time is, like, it gets really hard.
There's a lot.
How many Wikipedia is this?
Yeah.
a lot of wikipedia this. Yeah. So the guy who is at least in fable considered to be
the origin of the name London was named Ludwig was a German king. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. German
king took over that part of England for a bit. And then there's Beethoven obviously.
I looked up I mean I looked up Budwig and you're the first person that comes up. Oh, I like
I'm crushing the SRO there Gordon's best alive. I have to give it to him. Oh
Gordon's good. Yeah, I forgot about him. He's the modern John Williams. Like there's no modern day a composer better
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of gets that
Yeah, I get that. This is like not worse more of a live
Ludwig's like I feel like you're at least number three. Oh a hundred percent. Oh
I gotta be there. I don't know if you're like the Washington, but like
like maybe you're like the Lincoln, you know, maybe like a Jefferson, I feel like, yeah,
I'll give you the Lincoln. I'll take that. Yeah. A lot of it guys are the WWE wrestler.
Ludwig von Koopa. Never heard of him. I feel like a lot of footballers. I'm number two
on famous Ludwigs. Wow. Ludwig Wahlberg. Okay. Is that Mark's? Dota player, I think. Dota
player. Okay, that sucks. I think you want a major, no? Or the
international? Yeah, he won the international. Really? Oh,
wow, look at that. Yeah, but 84,370, like, I mean, it's not
even scraped. Oh, 2000. Look at that. Not bad. Okay, okay.
That's pretty good. Hey, he's just getting slept on people know
his works more. I agree. Like big sleeper here.
What a guppman
That's squiggy now, sorry, I thought this is squiggy he he created the para olympic games for England
That's pretty revolutionary. Yeah, that's pretty good. I'll give it to him
Public Simon 60,000 followers on Instagram. It's pretty lit. Okay. Okay, shut up. Maybe I'll do me. That's actually not a bad idea
Yeah, I think it's a good idea
I was thinking about Kyle's mom recently.
Just every Kyle getting together.
I feel like that'd be cool.
Yeah, but there's like a problem with that.
What's wrong with that?
Too many of y'all.
Yeah, but I feel like we can hit like a top 10 percenter,
you know?
Are you betting?
I could, like I feel like we can make a system for that.
We get rid of the kids immediately.
I don't think there's many kids being
born with a name Kyle anymore, but like.
Definitely fell off after the monster and truck allegations.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's pretty unfortunate what they've done
the cylinder our name bad news never mind it worked
great for zero zero practice all right you want to just try it see what
happens yeah yeah I do see people do it so I think you can hit it I'm gonna go
for 85. Yeah. Make sure it's front too. Um, okay, make sure it's
fun. Other settings just I should be the front. There you go.
All right. And make sure it's open. And so
Where's inventory?
1, 2, 3, 4, and then, yeah, that should work.
All right, let me try this.
Make sure it's open and stung.
Yeah.
And stung.
All right, good.
right
why isn't it landed yet oh your arms are so strong
oh okay let me try yeah that was a good warm up
Okay
Sorry, I look at my phone for a second. Yeah, I haven't tried yet. Should I start? Okay. Yeah, good
Okay, so make sure to charge too.
You won't get the protection if you don't charge the makers.
Oh, WDrags?
So now I have to get this here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, you warm up more.
Throw this.
Yep.
Throw this.
this build run over here yeah okay sorry did you use like the I haven't even
started to dream macro or throw this yeah so how tall do I build up on your
hitboxes
Am I muted no, yeah, what's up? Oh, sorry the hitboxes
So I'm here cycling
Once you find over
Yeah, I'll try to anchor already
Okay, so the dragon wasn't there yet
Okay, how do I do this call? Okay?
First things first I
M85
Okay
So you're gonna be late on this anyways
So the dragon wasn't gonna make it there any
Okay, you're gonna want to do you're doing everything right right now right now is building up to the right spot you're off the block right now
You're also just falling off
Okay, so I go over
Yep, go the pearl up. This is this is correct you over through so you miss here
Another person land. Yeah, don't worry about it. If that happens done
You're out. Okay, so throw pearl
Yeah, don't jump though
You can jump through, that's fine.
As long as you aim correctly.
Okay, it goes to 85.
It's better to build here with a solid block.
Okay.
So that's also incorrect.
Yeah, so that's just gonna kill you every time.
Um, show me.
Okay.
Show me.
what you got please hold on a second
hold on hold on sorry I'm stuck
yeah now I'm stuck
what's going on with my screen?
no no it's truly boring
I play these games before
take your time bro
take your time pal
You should see me to pop up with the hell is hello hello hello.
Hey, what's up, man?
How's it going?
I'm here.
Are you having a good night?
Did you have a good day?
No, no, it's still warm.
Yeah, I would say it was like a three out of 10 day.
Yeah, I can hear you. I can hear you're scrolling on Twitter instead of watching me. I'm just
you're not even showing it yet. I'm in the zero cycle map. You're not. Oh, you're not
screened. You know that. No, I'm on virtual cam. Oh, because I need to start my virtual
cam. Okay, so here I am. Here I am. Is that what you look like in real life? This is me in real life.
Yeah. Hey, you never mind.
Go ahead. Ned Fuller.
dude okay he was fucking crazy is my girlfriend says this all the time what
they look like men fuller yeah you can't become a wife guy people are gonna
start to get suspicious okay um is it bad that we looked at rings recently like
I mean, it's fine. It's fine. Just understand you're treading on thin ice as long as you
don't work at a corporate job, you should be fine.
Okay. Bad news.
Oh, yeah.
This is my work phone right here.
Oh, my God. And he has a work phone and a regular phone.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, bro.
Okay, do you like cold play? Yeah, I do
Oh, let me finish my thought at least like I
Couldn't I like I know like the scientists like
Yep, like that one. Yep, that's probably it. What's you go to a concert?
Like okay, I would only go to the concert because I've seen videos of it and it looks sick
But if you if you asked me will I go to a Coldplay concert? I'd probably say no
Like what if a baddie from work said would you want to go? I have two tickets. I'd say no. I have a girlfriend bitch
She's HR
No HR I have a loving girlfriend at home
The response
Thank you. I'll see that zero you got one shot. All right, you're doing 88 front or back
Right me sure. I'm all my stuff set up
Uh, run, 88, all right, I've been a while since I've done this, all my inventory is still
fucked, hold on.
We're not situated, we're not situated.
Run hasn't truly started till it's truly started.
You're right, you're right.
That all good.
Look at that, now let's go to it.
I forget what I have my zero setup as usually, let's see, oh it's usually that, that's why.
Alright, this should work.
Run it.
Got any?
Oh, should I? What's wrong? I'm going to miss this, I think.
Okay, where's your bow?
Okay, so I've only hit it like once in a run. It was my baby.
What? The zero cycle? That's a problem. Yeah.
Okay, so.
Dude, I'm gonna kill myself. I can't do anything like tonight. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I've
failed you as a coach. You're right. I'm not I'm I've only hit diamond once in my life.
Okay, I'm not good enough man. I'm nowhere near the level these codes. I it's really I have imposter syndrome
Okay, I sit in these fucking calls with Feinberg and infu and fucking do gyle and they all stroke their shit cuz they're so good at this game
I just can't keep up man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just have to let that out. It's been really hanging on my shoulders
First off you're right
They do sit there jerking their shit talking about how their sub 8 makes their shit don't stink
it's still stink like the rest of us. Maybe the ranks, dude, maybe here's the deal. Maybe
the working class runner doesn't do zero. You're right. You don't. The zero is a flashy
bourgeoisie technique that runners like evbo, maybe super will try out to swag on their
opponents and make them feel bad, but a working class man coming back from the nine to five,
they don't have time to zero. They get in their three games for they have to fucking
go to bed. Okay. And get and wake up early to get back to their miserable ass fucking
job where there are ladies make flirting with them and go damn Coldplay concerts that they
don't want to go to.
You're right. You're right. I made it to Diamond without zero cycling anyways. And I like going
for frauds and fakes?
And just to be clear, if any single one of these mid-off players, one against you, you
destroy them.
I'd bend them over backwards, give them two backshots, and send them back to the lobby.
I think there's a 17-year-old in it.
Forget what I just said.
Okay.
Beat the seed twice before they could even reset the game.
Hey fucking men, I like that. All right. So so for now
I'm saying fuck yeah, I actually genuinely think it's a waste of my time to even attempt it. Yeah, I
Actually totally agree with you a little bit. I think I think it's possible
It could win a run, but chat not all zeros are the same
It has to be open to rain. It has to be like 85 maybe 88
And and in that what like one eighth chance where also it's close enough of a run that it could actually catch up to win
You know I mean like there's so many factors
Where you know even jumper who learned it and she was in that one spot where almost matter she still lost that you know I'm
Saying so it's like let's put her let's put her fucking
Let's put our bussy towards shit that I think will matter every run
Let's learn how to run shop
Sorry, I think I'm lagging a little bit.
What's going on?
Let's learn how to one-shot.
Can you show me how to one-shot?
I'm going to screen share.
Wait, what?
Sorry, I-
One-shot the drag.
Catch up here, Kyle.
I want a one-shot.
Show me.
No, no, no, no.
I-
Sorry.
Just one more time.
Fineberg told me it was easy.
We one-shot the drag.
Did we drag click?
Let's just one-shot.
Fineberg told me it was easy.
We one-shot the drag.
Did we drag click?
Let's just one-shot.
Fineberg told me it was easy.
We one-shot the drag.
Let's just one cycle cycle. Just please one cycle. So you gave a right.
Huh?
Let's see one game of rank and I got a wrap today.
Yeah, that's fine. I think we need to practice anyways, be being in your ear.
Okay.
Let's see one game today and I'll have more time the rest of this week.
Yeah.
All right, actual rank to private.
Let's do an actual ranks game because I want stakes behind it.
I want to make sure you can't reset.
I want to make sure you're locked into this.
Is that okay with you?
No, it's fine.
I mean, it's for gold.
You've been to gold before.
Yeah, I mean, many times.
I live there.
Yeah, yeah.
What's your Piki?
902.
Okay, so if you win this game you could you could beat that yeah, I can get my peak illo
I mean technically I hit gold. I want a game, but Oliver didn't give me you love for
Oh, yeah, I mean like classic Oliver. I think I think Oliver usually just holds back illo at this level very obvious
Very obvious to me. Yeah, I think so too
Who's your favorite music artist?
Um, right now today
Okay, I can't say I've heard of them.
Um, she's one that goes,
There must have been an angel by my side.
You going? Yeah.
Someone let you to you.
Look at the sky.
It's the color of my mind.
Look at the sky. I'm still here.
I do like Porter.
Yeah, I'll throw a player in my top. I like quarter to
What does that fight for me to there? We saw him for New Year's. It was great. Are really you guys hang out? Yeah
Now my buddy and him though. We're hanging out. That's it
I want you to concentrate on me bad at League of Legends
Yeah, I mean he's pretty bad at League though, too, you're a higher rank than him. Yeah, I know and he still called me bad
Yeah, I know
I mean he makes one song for League of Legends all of a sudden he's type top shit, you know
So it goes these days, bro.
I don't know if it gets the roots.
I know, I know.
Suppressing.
You see the ravine in this, bitch?
No, once you go onto this island, look ahead of you.
I do think it's that direction.
I see what's it called right there.
I like that direction.
We have gravel on the island, which is really nice.
You have 17 iron here, so you can make full iron tools.
You can also make your bread.
You can make shears.
You're looking really nice here.
Okay. Here's my bucket. Okay. Beautiful. All right, let's get wood here. Then we're
going to shear these trees down. You can break two trees, shear all the leaves here. It should
be comfortable. I'm trying to figure out how many trees you have. If you want to break
all three trees though I would be okay with this.
I'm not breaking all three trees, bro.
Who do you think you are?
Ludwig.
Exactly.
Break another tree.
You look a little nervous.
Your hands are shaking a little bit.
Are you okay?
It's the new boss.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Stack up all the wood in your inventory.
When do you have a second?
Nothing crazy here.
All right, let's get on the move here to the right here.
Oh.
Whoa.
You all right?
Change your old Macros.
Yeah, classic.
To the right more.
We're going towards the kelp on the surface there.
Okay, there's one.
Okay, lovely.
We have a couple of options here.
We can go to any of them.
This one looks really nice below, so.
You know you're all shapes, right?
Yeah, of course.
Or do we need to practice portals?
My brother, I got my name for you guys now.
This one actually might be bad though. Look at this stone.
Yeah, I don't like the look of it.
Ah, should be fine.
Oh, good. It's deep too.
Beautiful.
Break that? Yeah, beautiful.
This is a good sensor for you.
Right? I would assume so.
How about we take the 4U out of that, you know what I mean?
No, I'm just saying in general.
Like, at this elo, this is a really nice sensor.
You didn't see that?
I mean like you can you said
Look, I didn't mean it to write it like you. Oh really nice table pause. Yeah, do you know this is stable 100% all right, so let's
You don't have any gold armor here, so just be very careful in the hole and run away run away
Shit shit what I'd like to do there fucking go back in we can grab our stuff
You're fine. Hey, by the way, I need you to lock the fuck in
Okay, what you're gonna do you're gonna get your stuff
I'm gonna go to the other rampart you're gonna go into the chest there you're gonna get your gold armor there
I'm so happy
He's in the other
Do get to see change of the tournament
You're up this rain park right here, get up.
Chest here.
Boom, boots. Throw them on.
So if the pigs are still mad, you can throw that sword.
There's something to fuck themselves, you know what I mean? Like...
Yeah, I got you. You're still chill here. You're still chill.
That sucks.
That is really fucked, holy crap.
Check her out, let's see what tools we got here.
We need the pigs. So boat down there.
Okay, grab your pickaxe.
Okay.
They're not.
This is why we got the leaves, so stack back up with that once you're ready.
That's just unfortunate a little bit.
We're not going to go to this right part.
We're going to play the front here to make it easier for ourselves.
We're going to play the rest of the gaps.
Can I be super respectful?
Yeah.
I'm playing this.
Can I be honest?
Yeah.
I respect it.
I don't love it, though. I'll be honest with you with that regardless.
On our respect, your concern? Take it up with HR.
I can't talk to HR. I can't do that. They're gonna solicit me into going to a concert I don't want to go to.
I don't even listen to Coldpoint. They're not even in my top 25 artists.
I'm gonna run out left?
Yeah. Do you have any plan after that? No. Okay. This is not good.
Oh, there's a crown. Yeah. What? I thought there's another.
No. Where the fuck is the front? This is why we needed a plan.
Is that good get? No, it's good get. Yeah, it is. You're right.
I was just teasing it.
Did I get you?
Did you ever do that again?
Push back for it?
It's an easy way to get into good gap.
I saw an easy way.
How would you do that, though?
Dude, why would you do that, though?
Because I'm in good gap now.
Yeah, where?
Tell me where the gold is.
Man.
Pure, I think.
Okay, so here's the problem.
You didn't connect the middle for this.
You're gonna get like three pigs.
This is fine for now, because we're in a map.
We're gonna have to clean this up.
This is triple the gap.
No?
Okay, bro.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh my God.
You're fine, three second golden there.
Okay, walk that, walk that up by the way, the gap up there.
There you go.
Can you over that pie chart here?
Do you know how to do that?
Yeah.
Okay, let's do that.
Let's do that.
Okay.
Hold on, I can't do any more.
Fine.
You have 34 gold besides that?
Yep.
You picked up the second gold.
Okay, let's do this.
Change your pie chart to find the fourth.
Um, change my pie chart to find the fourth.
Oh, you're working on it.
Sorry.
It just looks like it.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Nice.
Nothing.
You can increase your render distance to cross that chunk.
Order again to see if it's there.
And if not, then you know it's the other direction.
Wait, what does that sentence mean?
I'll show you another time. We'll do it another time.
Nothing.
It's gonna be one of your directions here.
Mind through this wall here.
Okay, so it's the chunk behind you.
Yep.
If you increase your render distance one and then walk back over yeah, it popped up because it's this way
What I'm 53 gold so pick that up do me a favor split your pearls and your string in half
Yep, and your string
Thank you
It's okay, you're fine right now, I'll get it back in the long run.
Yeah, if you want to, you can make golden carrots here too.
Yeah, I'm trying to, I just want to clean up the damn inventory, they're just giving me too much shit.
Yeah, you're good.
Fuck that sword.
Fuck shears.
Does your chat like you? Like, do they like to be useful or not?
Uh, they like to pretend they're useful, yeah, for sure.
Okay, if they want to be useful, they can start saying North right now.
Just so we remember which direction to go.
You don't need to make 13 carrots here, I would make like 6 or 7.
It don't mean to make the joke, but I'm like dead serious with that.
Brother, we get all the carrots we can in this house, no?
I'm one off?
That's why you don't make all of it.
I'm one obby off.
That's why you don't make all of the golden carrots.
That's right.
You can check his chest, that's fine.
Oh, well you didn't get this up here
Wait, this is it you were just stalling for spence. I like that
I'm lucky. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, I just gotta hear you. If not, I mean you can check in for the chest
All right, you're gonna have low explosives here too
There we go.
Pop of fire as we're going north.
It seems it's going to go north. Just dig out here.
Dig through here.
Down.
Oh.
Go down.
Go up the stairs.
Are these the stairs you're talking about?
No, they are not the stairs I was talking about.
There is a staircase, literally where you mind out that you can run up.
Oh, like, good gap upstairs?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm up here.
Okay.
From here?
Yeah, you have the surface right here.
Alright.
Let's pop a fire as-
No, bitch.
Just little ranked lies.
I like that.
that one of my favorites you know Billy Blossom yeah I'm just I really respect
his game of my dad's stew he is a big dad's you guy
okay we need something for you like have you seen Liam Strat no okay so I
Don't know if we want to do that. I was thinking of adopting it
Are you sure? Hmm? I don't know if it's my style yet. I think is that yeah, is that you really? I mean
I'm saying maybe it could be like you could say like I
Don't know what's your favorite sports spectate?
sports football
Americano or Americano football. Yeah, of course
I
You'd be like
Sorry man pass games on in five minutes
I got a go. I got a guy really need this
like the games on
Sorry, dude, right now
Norway's women's curling teams on I gotta watch this
Canada's curling team is cheating another match
I really want to watch this. I haven't seen the cheating
I don't know if it's public.
Yeah.
Did you know I was at a curling club at King College?
That fits.
Okay, so I kind of lied about that.
I just joined the group because I was interested in it.
That's like me with sailing.
Really?
Yeah, I joined the sailing club for two weekends.
How was it?
Expensive.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you pay to join it?
You never did it?
Uh, no, no, I didn't do the dues.
That's when I backed out.
It's like when they're like, hey, you gotta pay your dues.
Cool.
Oh, it's time. What else did you do college like oh it is time. Sorry focus
Rain boat okay
I
Throw another this I won't break so you show one yeah, plus one
And then and then we just let the pray 100% the first one broke
Did it? I have no idea. I can't hear. Is it? So, did you do plus one? I think it wiggled.
Both eyes are down there by the way. You're fine. Huh? I did plus one, yeah. Okay. Do
you minus one? So, it's just zero? Do you minus one? So, it's just zero? Okay. Did that change
or no I haven't done it yet what you do let me know I did minus one okay so is it
did it change at all yeah it did yeah but like not like a hundred walks okay
that's significant I still think I because I think it changed in a second
because it wiggled a little bit if we want to be a hundred percent sure we
can remeasure if you want to trust one of those chat say it on the plus zero so
I'm gonna run a plus zero all right we're trusting chat
okay I need to go to 208 negative 18 let's get out of here
I think you're so wrong by the way.
I think I'm what's the what's the numbers?
this way but then it's it's this way what are the what are the where are you
going I don't know what the values are two away negative to 18 okay okay I think
I genuinely like cuz I heard you say minus 18
I might have.
Um.
Yeah, bro.
They're not the dig.
Yeah, let's go. Let's work.
Let's work our X axis.
Work our X axis, but this is the wrong way.
I mean, like this way.
You can go this way. Yeah.
Yeah, it's really nice and then I have to go you're really high. Yeah, you can you can find down honestly a little bit
Just be careful the seat counter be ready to grow if you need to
I'll start digging in the right direction.
I don't want to pop out, huh?
You're not going to pop out.
Your C counter unfortunately is just super, super high.
You almost got that, by the way, the sprint jump thing.
You're very close. You just threw very close to the block.
Do you get the key sprinting forever? Is it like a...
If you collide with a block either on your left or your right
to anything to inhibit you from sprinting, that's when it'll stop.
My point at DC. Oh fuck. It's okay. I thought I ended automatically. No, it'll end eventually.
You're still in it. Either way, it's good practice. You're on good pace right now. Yeah. I want
to see you hit a preemptive right now. So hit a preemptive and get a sub 20 here easy.
Yeah. Your pick might break on the white Accords. What's your PB? 15 right? 15-06. All right.
over the end of the week's case of 15. That's easy bro. I know. Oh my god, no way. Just
stick with him, just stick with the baby. You fall me in the hole? Yeah, just one block
tall. You're a block off. Alright. Almost. Say nothing. You're right, sorry. I'm a block
Off? Oh, I'm perfect.
Yes, you are.
No, you're a block off.
Remember what I was saying before about the block?
Yeah, you're right.
Yep.
All right, you're good.
You have five beds.
How do you feel about that?
Like work five beds.
And attacks forward.
Drop a block.
Ah.
When to win? When to win, bro?
Let's just see that you go up to peak.
Quick peak, you know.
Back to gold. What can I say?
That's peak, you know, by one.
Is it not?
Um, yeah, I actually think it is my peak, you know, by one.
All right, I would play another but I do get a wrap
Yeah, okay, I do get a wrap but I felt good. I mean, I think that was just if I hadn't died
Yeah, yeah, genuinely like if you didn't die that run was probably gonna be closer
It's like a 15 minutes stronghold. Yeah, that would have been much faster there on the one and then the nav was also tough
Yeah, okay. All right. Well, I think I'll be free. I'm doing a 3v3 thing tomorrow, but maybe tomorrow evening
Sure. That works for me. Just let me know when you're free.
Yeah, I'll hit you up. Oh, it's late for you, bro.
Yeah, it is. I gotta get a bit, bro.
Alright, man.
Alright, thank you very much, Kyle.
See you tomorrow.
Yeah, man. Good night.
Good night.
Chat. One more DC doesn't count. Chat, I can't.
I genuinely would. I just literally can't. I just have shit to do.
And it's like sometimes you just gotta be an adult, you know what I mean?
sometimes you just don't get to play video game all day.
Did Ludwig learn preemptive? Yeah, I was about to nail a preemptive too.
But that's all right. Well, we're going to get some games in. Honestly,
really happy that we learned bowtie today. Also, the boat hit, which I didn't even register,
but my bowtie hit, which is sick. So we actually, that's the first time I've ever hit it in game.
So I want to preeminent, and then yeah, I think it'd be high.
But I'm going to, I'm going to end to chat today. I'm going to end my stream. I'm going to raid, you know, let's raid Billy blocks. I think Kyle's ending. Otherwise, I would raid Kyle, but I think Kyle's ending. He streams by the way. So we should do shout out for him in the future, but let me raid Billy blocks. Kyle, you're ending, right?
Thank you guys for watching. I appreciate it. I hope you have a good night.
any. All right, I'm going to raid Billy blocks and I'll be live tomorrow for the 3v3. It's me
stands in Feinberg against Evbo, Grox in Seawatt in a bros vs bros. So anyway, tune in for that,
y'all. Should be fun. That will be like 230, I would guess. After the yard, I get home. I have to
to eat at 2.30 I would assume maybe maybe three start but I appreciate it. I need a haircut
bro. I can't tell if it's getting better looking or worse looking the longer it gets. I didn't
have an opinion.
All right, peace out y'all. Have a good rest of your day today.