I hope you're having a great day today, I appreciate you guys tuning in, guys.
Today's the day. It's time for the jerk offs. Let's go. Big day today, y'all. I am pumped
for this one. I am pumped for this one. I hope I win. There's no bigger jerk than me.
I don't know how anyone's getting off better than me.
I think we're good.
What is up, y'all?
Welcome to the stream.
Guys, how's everyone's day going?
Scale of 1 to 10, let me hear from you.
Let me hear from you.
How are you guys doing?
I was just binging your videos.
Were they good?
There's some really good videos.
I don't know, sometimes I go back and watch old videos of mine,
and I'm like, damn, how'd he come up with that?
This guy's funny as hell.
And then I watch that one Star Wars sponsored video,
and I go, you know what?
They can't all be hits.
One out of 10, I have an ear infection,
worst day ever, two out of 10.
That's not that bad then, eh?
If you're worst day ever's a two.
Still room to go down.
Dude, my day got really good, can I tell you why?
Because one of my favorite streamers started playing my favorite game.
Dude, you're telling me I get to watch the Pookie Minecraft arc?
I'm so excited.
I love when my favorite streamer plays my favorite game.
Dude, nothing hits like when your favorite streamer plays your favorite game.
Because then sometimes your favorite streamer plays like your game you don't care about.
era sucks because then every time they go live you're like oh okay this shit again
and then they play your favorite game you're like oh it's a must see experience
it's a must see
northern lion playing blueprints dude northern lion playing sap for me at the
time favorite game favorite stream oh yeah oh yeah I want you in the minds forever I
can't be in the minds forever man I can't bro my girlfriend offered me soup no soup
for me thank you
anyway check have you seen the northerly in ricko in sweet
look at jackass look big seven little trans gender pride
that who treated it
was that slime
talking about northern line of four ricks
do you have any plans to leave the mine soon yeah
guys uh...
Today is probably my hiatus from Minecraft.
We're gonna end it all in one big bang at the Jerkoffs.
So let's literally leave it all on the line here
at the Jerkoffs, leave with nothing else.
a Miner's gotta know when to call it and this Miner's calling it.
Anyway, I think it'll be a lot of fun, guys.
It is the jerk offs.
Let's quickly go over before we dive in
to how this event works exactly, okay?
Because I've explained parts of it,
but I'm sure you guys are curious
how the entire thing works.
Welcome to the inaugural world's first.
It's called the Jerkoffs.
We got 12 gold gamers going at it head to head to find out who is the best.
This is going to be a one day single elimination tournament.
The contestants are as follows, Myself, Evbo, Sapp, Siwat, Super, Lee of Billy Blocks, Trinio,
Stans, Masayoshi, Suiji and Juicy.
will be our 12 contestants. The format is pretty simple. All 12 of us are going to be in one seed,
all playing the same exact seed. Depending when you beat the seed, that will determine your seed.
Seed baguette seed. Top four seeds get up by. They don't even have to play their round one. Bottom
eight do have to play round one. And round one's a scary thing to play because round one is a best
of one, that's right. Four people will be eliminated after just two games played.
Then we're going to go to round two. It's going to be eight people left. At this point,
everything is a best of three now. All right. You have made it to best of three territory.
If you're in the top eight, congratulations. We're going to run this in two phases. Okay.
There's going to be four matches in rounds. We're going to run it in two phases. The top two will
play, then the bottom two will play. We're going to have to overlap some matches today just for
time consideration, but I don't want to overlap too many because I want to be able to have some
people's spectate, you know, let it breathe in. So round two, we're going to go from eight
down to four. After that, semifinals, we are running every single match individually.
So it's going to be a best of three for Semis top bracket, best of three for Semis bottom bracket,
and then the winner of each will go to the finals, which would be a final best of three.
In total, I planned this out. The event at most should run 7 hours, at least it should run around 5 hours.
I'd say it's a 5-7 hour event today, depending on how far you make it through. It shouldn't be that long.
I don't know, it genuinely shouldn't be that long. It genuinely shouldn't be that long.
It's not, it's not, it's not going to be that long.
I'm telling you, it's going to go very fast. It's going to be very snappy.
But as you read or heard from the contestants who are participating in this, it's pretty stacked.
I think the average time is sub-20. The PBs are like low, low teens, some 11, some 12s in there.
Like, it's going to be a crazy, crazy session. So I'm quite excited for it.
We're starting in just a couple of minutes here. I'm going to enter the voice channel just to make sure everybody knows
That's where I'll want them to be in a little bit, but now I'm excited for you. I'm excited
So there's no bracket just to be clear. There's no bracket here. It's not like it's not like we are
Determining your seed based off of some preconceived whatever average time PB rank
We are doing a game with 12 people in one seed
okay
We are doing a game with 12 people in one seed and then it will end
111 people complete the seed
So if I beat it in 15 minutes and then Evo beats it in 16 minutes, then I'm the one seed
He's the two seed. So that's what's gonna determine the bracket
All right. Are there any commentators? There's no like, you know, traditional commentators obviously on my stream
I'm gonna be playing and then I'm gonna be watching the matches when I'm not playing
But there will be I'm sure like other I'm sure Feinberg is making
incredibly transformative content today by watching
me in running four minutes of ads every five minutes.
So if you wanted to watch someone's POV
who's not playing to get some insight,
you could watch his, I'm sure Nerdy might watch it as well.
I don't know, maybe Kyle, when he finishes his shift
because he's working class,
I'm sure there's gonna be some other streamers.
Definitely not Silver.
He's probably just gonna go live and grind the game
because he's beast mode like that, but it is what it is.
Can I join the event?
No, fuck no.
I don't have randoms join the jerk offs.
I got to know you if you're going to be in the jerk off is cheater TF playing dude.
Okay.
Oh my God.
I have played probably some of the greatest Minecraft 1v1s ever.
I think I've lived through some of the I'm going to say that I'm going to give myself
that guy.
I've had some I've had some amazing matches truly legendary matches.
I think I witnessed the best 1v1 of all time last night. It was Billy blocks versus super TF
Listen to this. We got two gold to gold three players. All right, both on losing streaks both tilted out of their mind
Who are going into a seed that is abysmal like it is it I think it's a lava housing seed and
And not to mention their trades were horrible. I think they got like two beds
total of string
Sorry, it was Liam versus super my bad. Yeah, Liam versus super. Yeah, it was Liam versus super
They're both tilted out of their mind, bro. The end fight it was it was I hope we get to see a match like that today. I
Hope we get to see a match like that today because it was it was genuinely art
The end fight just the end fight alone
I think Liam was in the end for I'm not shitting you like
Five minutes, bro. It was insane
It was insane
He misclicked he had three beds two anchors
He misclicks two anchors, and he slowly builds around to break every single crystal by hand
We're talking a handcrafted crystal breaks. I
Mean it was beautiful
And then they both had a perch at the same time the game ended within 10 seconds all it was beautiful
So, I hope we get to see some of that today.
I hope we get to see some of that today.
I'll also be competing in this event.
I will be competing in this event.
So, you know, hopefully I'm able to, hopefully I'm able to play, you know, somewhat well.
I would like to, ideally, I would like to make it to top eight at the very least.
You know, that would be nice.
I think there's a chance I can get top four here.
We'll see.
What is this?
Oh, yeah, right here.
No.
Why are they in my offhand?
They weren't even in his offhand, by the way.
He literally was hovering on seven and then just clicks to two and then places.
Like it wasn't in his off hand.
Why are they in my off hand?
And then by the way, like credit to him, he literally spends like,
you know, you can 10 X's footage and play
because like, look at this, like, look at this.
By the way, this is super TF losing to this.
This is super TF losing to this right now.
but credit to Liam look at this end flight he has three beds look at this
look how much damage look at that that's like a 65 damage third bed money as
fuck no I think he still needed to break the crystals even though he did
actually just Loki hit a three-bed and axe because I think the dragon can heal
while hovering, but that was that was beast and the axe breaks in the last hit.
And then he hits, I didn't even notice that axe breaks in the last
and he has to switch to pickaxe. That's so beast.
If it had, if it had, super by the way, was in the fountain with the perch. If it had left,
it was GG. He would have lost. Truly a cinematic experience, truly. All right. Why am I the only
one in this discord call and it's 304 p.m. Why I am genuinely the only one in
this discord call? At here, time to play lads. Why am I the only one in the
discord? Can I get my sleeper cell agents activated? Can everyone enter the chat
of the people participating to let them know they're gonna be killed by a B-52
if they do not enter the discord call? Masayoshi first to arrive, shout out
Masayoshi what up y'all how y'all doing you're not to get killed ready for the
jerk offs welcome welcome trickle on in a little late huh
hello people are finally showing up hey I'm gonna wrap up that roblox game
No, I'm not playing Roblox. I'm not playing Roblox.
You better not be in a Roblox game right now, bro.
No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm literally practicing to zero cycle C1. It's going to be disgusting.
I feel like all you want is, like, I don't even think you care about winning. You just care about hitting a zero cycle on someone.
That is the only thing I wanted to do in mid-offs and I couldn't do it.
You just want to aura farm one time.
That's exactly right.
I'm happy to give you another opportunity. I hope it goes your way.
No, I'm very thankful to be here. I really hope to hit it on C1. They're saying the jerk offs is the mid-offs of
playoffs I have heard that I've heard that that makes sense
How I was circled you're gonna go crazy
Wait line line here missing three more people
Okay, oh I hear it
What are you here the spawner just my pre eminent working on it super really good games last night
You know, it's called preemptive not preeminent
Yeah, you lost to Liam and he spent 10 minutes in the end, so I don't really care
Lucky you played I ruled all over myself Liam. Did you watch that shit back? You know you did I watched a little bit
But I place two acres on the floor if you want to talk about drool
Yeah, no the end was so close nobody's done more than my guy Liam
He's a stone cold idiot and you lost to him I got you
No, it was a banger match, I hope we see some of those those level matches today
So here's the deal the format and I'll go this a couple times because I'm sure people be curious
We're going to start with it's going to be all 12 of us in one seed together
Right, okay pipe where you finish
Will determine your seed
If you are top four congrats, you get a buy round one
If you are bottom eight you are in the danger zone because it's round one is a best of one
So it's possible you only play to you matches today for if you're gonna go home won't be me
Who do you think is most likely to 12?
See what during the 12 man scene?
really
See what maybe stands especially if it doesn't show his ass up here. Oh
Okay, that is a relief. I'm not twelfth thing. Okay
Hello, Stan. Yeah, thank you for being here.
Thanks. You should have heard what they were just saying about you.
That was a slow perch. What do you want me to do?
I don't control the perch.
True, you can't control the perch.
And it's kind of fucked up also.
We're here though.
We are here. Boys, welcome to the inaugural Jerkoffs.
Thank you all for being here.
You have all been chosen to compete because you are all in my mind.
Gold gamers.
This is the premier gold gamer tournament.
Let's go through the format real quick.
All 12 of us are going to enter one seed.
We will each have a vote on the seed type.
Majority will rule.
Bear that in mind.
Your finishing in that seed will determine your seed.
One through four get a buy.
They get to skip round one.
Bottom eight will have to compete in a best of one for round one of the bracket.
Bottom four out is bracket a single elimination.
you've made it to round two, congrats, you've made it to best of three territory.
Now, for purposes of time, we are going to simultaneously run all of round one at the same time.
We're going to split round two into two sections.
So the top two matches will play, then the bottom two matches will play.
From semi-finals forward, each match will be played individually, so do not start your matches until you're told to do so.
Semi-finals and finals will be best of three.
Whoever is crowned the winner will be the winner of the jerk offs and receive five gifted subs
And you will also receive a tier three sub from Feinberg for the rest of his life
Which five more gifted in the middle of based off the amount of Mountain Dew we're looking at maybe five to ten years on that
Does anyone have any questions?
No.
Okay.
Pretty good, man.
I woke up, did some Mandarin lessons, and, uh, you know, had some meetings, and, you
know, now I'm here ready to play Minecraft.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're in it too.
You're not just commenting.
Oh, no, I'm in this.
I'm in this.
Absolutely.
I'm not.
I have no interest in commenting.
I'm a competitor.
How?
Fair enough.
I said, yeah, well, okay, so to kick things off, we need to decide what seed we are going
to use.
Here's what we're going to do this.
Everyone right now, right in general, what seed you want.
You have to write it in general.
Do not hit enter yet.
Just write it.
In general, any of the five seed types are allowed.
Okay.
So just write in general of this discord.
Do not hit enter.
Whether you would like any of the five.
Okay.
enter. Hey, big wink. I got your back, buddy. Village. Just to
clarify the seats, of course, are all the seats village buried
treasure desert temple shipwreck in ruin portal. So right, which
ones you would like? All right, does everyone have them written
in? Wait, yeah, yeah, this type that we want to vote out, we
want to play no bad just to play straight up. So we're banning
the so we put the one we want to ban. No, no, no, there's no
Whatever you want to play write it in discord right now, and then whichever one gets the most votes will win all right three two one enter
Okay, what the hell is a bird a treasure?
Bird a treasure
I'm not gonna typing
Wait, what what was here? I'm trying to jungle temple
temple. We're not playing jungle temple. It's not going to be tight, bro. It's in the next
ranked update. I'm down to try it. So I believe we have a three way tie. Okay. No, never mind.
The ties been broken by Ed Bo. Oh my God. It's four votes for Barry treasures. That right?
Oh my god
I believe it's actually I lied it's three votes for Barry treasure three votes for village three votes for ruin portal, right?
I'm reading that correctly
But am I the only one that voted DT?
Oh, yeah, I'm seeing three and three
Oh, no room portal wait, oh, it's for it's for it's for room portal wins
That was also the clear vote if you didn't vote. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We are but we're still holding us by the way
All right
Rune portal way an hour ago. Oh my god. I'm getting super flashbacks, bro
How's it determined after this one in like the 1v1? How do you pick them up actual banning?
Yeah, we'll do actual bands in the 1v1s
So you can go through like this coin flip and then
If you win the coin flip you can decide to ban first or ban second and then pick your one scene
So here's the deal we're doing ruin portal I'm gonna link the room code you guys can all join don't leak it
Don't leak it, don't leak it, and then the the seed automatically ends after 11 players have completed. I'm going to let you know right now. I'm going to put like, if there are two people left, like a, probably like a 40 minute time, like we have 40 minutes in two or three people haven't ended, I'm just going to hard end it as the host.
And then just determine whoever's you're one of the people that's taking 40 minutes to finish this week
We can probably let it go a little longer. Just you never know
I heard that this is the premier gold league
But I'm seeing a couple of irons in the game. Is there is there a reason for that?
We just get enough people but I'm just oh wait to hold up. You're right. There are a couple of irons
It's leaking in here.
Who was I?
Mike, let's call him out.
Come on.
Check my PB, man.
Check my PB.
Yeah, I believe some people, I will say, you know, after being told that there were
golds, thought they could punch above their weight and I wanted to give them a shot at
it.
Who's to say an iron can't beat a gold today?
And you give in seed.
You know, a lot of your iron ones.
I was cold once.
Exactly.
I was cold for a long time.
We all got to start somewhere.
OK, we are going to end up after the seating round.
Let's see the scene around.
So there's another rule that I should mention right now.
And I need everyone to listen up, including the viewers at home.
This is a very important rule.
There is absolutely zero coaching allowed.
OK, you are not allowed to be in a discord call with anyone else.
This also includes your chat.
I don't want to see K4 in your chat.
I don't want to see fucking Oshie in your chat. I don't want to see Follum drop in shit
I don't want to see finder again there are idiots my normal the normal chatters are fine to all the netherites
You are on hood watch
None of the bourgeoisie are allowed to type. This is the jerk off. He's pounding can coach cuz he kind of sucks
Let's go. No pounding no poundies. No nerdy's no fuck no coaches around only shitters in chat
Okay, okay
in in every pro if you are listening this is a hard rule and chatters you have to hold the netherite bourgeoisie accountable if they start chirping
Heral insults at them until they stop anti helper spam anti helper spam. Yeah, keep chatting moving
The jerk offs is for golds only okay
Well understood rec wrap you get an instruction you're a lot of time in my chat. So I go ahead with you ask
Well, I'm kidding, though.
I have a question, John, why are you unranked?
Uh, so, um, I got like a two day notice that we're doing this.
I have a place that's like the last mid-offs.
What rank were you?
Tell me your time, John.
I don't, I don't remember the gold.
John's being humble.
John was dropping 13s.
Oh, yeah.
That's disgusting.
13.2 is my PB.
He was jumping huge up in 13s five months ago.
But that was recent.
That wasn't that long ago.
Maybe even less.
I think it was October, maybe.
Yeah, a couple of months ago.
Um, so, yeah, I think, I mean, honestly, John, you might do well.
Yeah. Yeah. No, don't worry.
Who are we missing in this lobby, by the way?
Oh, I have simply.
And Bo, I'm joined.
I'm trying to be joining.
Oh, simply just in here.
I think we're also missing Swiggy.
Yeah, dude, who is it?
I heard, bro, come on.
Yes.
I think you should get added time to your seating round
based on how long it took to join the lobby.
I'm just going to throw that out on the back.
By the way, thank you, small.
I missed that.
He's cheating.
He's warming up.
What hasn't started yet.
All right, is everyone in the lobby?
Okay, it is a ruin portal seed there will be no seed change
Unless there's some absurd glitch that makes the ruin portal not computable or I leaked it bro. What?
Did you
Close it you can quickly close it you go top like well, they saw it though simply
No, no, this is the full 12 this full tub simply and I think who was it super that you wanted could it make it?
Sleepy sleepy. Yeah. Um, okay. Wait. So how do I should I have to make a new lobby?
Uh, oh wait, you're probably good. Yeah. If you close it, it's fine. What do you mean?
If you close it, that just sounds like a fun thing to say. Actually, if you actually did
send in a join by now, yeah, we got all right. We got all 12 with this 12. Just start it. No.
All right. Y'all ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, ready. Any other questions? Everything in here?
or what?
I mean, I am definitely deafening and not talking to anyone.
Yeah, I'm deafening.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you want to collude?
I'll stay on deafened if you want to collude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just say it.
If someone sees the fortress, like, I don't know.
You got a fucking alliance?
I think it's a survivor.
What's going on?
All right, new lobby, new lobby, new lobby, new lobby.
Do not leave this one!
Oh, Jesus.
Come on, man.
That's at least the 30-second time, man.
I agree.
Well, please.
All right, just to clarify the rules, guys.
Top four seeds get a buy.
Your finishing will determine your seed for the bracket.
No backseat bourgeoisie allowed.
Understood.
Yes, sir.
Swiji, you were in here.
Understood.
Yeah.
I mean, that was for confirmation.
Yeah.
I've heard so many good things about Swiji from K4.
I've heard so many good things.
I'm scared.
OK, we are in it.
Is everybody ready or in chat?
If you're ready, I'm ready.
Or are all right, match will begin in 10 seconds.
Good luck, everybody. Good luck, everyone.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
All right, boys, it is time.
What the fuck?
Let me just make sure I do 11 completions.
Change seed type to ruin portal. I think that's all we need.
It's time for the jerk offs everybody! Let's do this!
No bourgeoisie in my chat. Keep my chat working class.
Alright boys, obviously I want to avoid playing round 1, so we're looking for a top 4 finish
here.
We see our rune portal.
It looks completable.
Oh my god.
My movement.
Uh, let's finish it.
Okay.
am I taking damage unnecessarily? So it's going to be a seed where I have to get an iron
later on. It's going to be a seed where I'm going to have to get an iron later on. What
I really want to focus on right now is getting food and 18 blocks of wood. So I think that's
the most important thing let's get 18 blocks of wood okay that should be good
and then we're gonna dig down and then what I need to do is first make a iron
pick or excuse me a stone pick and then we're gonna dig one two three four and
And then we're good one two three and then we can make a
stone shovel and a stone axe
And then I need to do this and
Then we should make a boat as well
And then we can break this
Let's off hand and then we need to start killing these four or five cows over here
Okay, kind of insane.
I'm just gonna kill this one and go.
That's nine steak, that's more than enough.
Alright, we are good to go into the end.
I think we're not too far off of whoever's in first right here.
I think Billy Block's got him first.
3t and we're scanning we're scanning 65 that seems like more than enough I see
the fort so we're gonna keep in mind the fort is there we do have gold on so we
don't have to be worried about that I don't have too much extra wood here I
mean I have enough to handle this bridge over here but I don't want to be too
risky okay
Okay, that could have been really bad, but seems like we avoided the most danger that
could have happened.
45. Okay, I do think it's up this way. Not the easiest nav, but I do think if we just
get to the top here, we should be fine. Okay. There it is. What is it? Is that I can't tell.
Let's try to say high ground here.
Wow, MBO is trading already.
Speedy, speedy, speedy.
It looks like it is really good housing.
Okay.
It's triple double housing.
Okay, that's insane.
Okay, so let's get our crafting bench out and then let's make a iron axe and then let's
Press F3. Let's go here.
Okay, let's do this.
And we're out.
of
I think it was my fastest, but I think we like successfully achieved what we were trying
to do in the in the front half of players.
I think obviously like maybe somebody like Evo might be ahead, but that's okay.
It's just about not making any major mistakes at this point.
All right.
Oh, wow. Really good trades though.
Okay, all right, let's check this chest
Let's clean this out
Okay
I'm gonna give it to him.
Let's do this. Let's go to the
towards the way we came in, which I don't really remember to be honest.
Can I just full leave right now, actually?
19.
I could just full leave right now, right?
Was it this way?
Shit, I do forget which way I came in though.
It is that way?
Yeah, it was.
It was.
I think there it is.
Oh, wow.
That was really bad.
Oh my God.
I almost decided
Good Gap
of
Let's do
Five beds
Five beds enough great rates
Okay, let's do you let's do you and then let's do you and then let's do you and then let's do
you and then let's do one anchors all I can do. I don't really want to blaze bed with only five
I don't want to forbid one anchor how many do I have right now I four rods I think I
four rods right now right pretty good spawns five six seven okay row
that is minus four. I think it's minus four. That was minus four, not minus five, right?
I don't need that I have yeah I'm good
all right it is negative 56 let's do negative 56 which is this way it's that
way
Okay, negative 56 314. Wow, it's really far actually
Low pearls I have eight pearls. Yeah, I can only throw one more
314 is right
Okay, so it's like over here
Let's
I
Want minute 44 I can read
I meant a bridge I just fell my speed bridge is what it is
56, I need more blocks.
And then it's 314.
So we're close.
Well, Evo's in the end.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, let's see.
What the fuck?
back right
It's dark.
Where is it?
I don't know.
It could be back left and then you have to like bend around.
It's actually low key of confusing nav, but I think I know where it is.
Yeah I just missed it.
Okay it is 9.
Wow Wow
I have five beds, I should be able to hit it.
come on
We fucking top 4 dude. We top 4'd that seed, bro. We played so nice.
Holy shit! That was insane! That was insane dude. Wow. I, I'm not gonna lie when I went for that anchor play, a part of me thought to myself, I'm gonna blow myself up, I really, I really didn't know if that piece of wood would do anything.
And I was like I this might just fucking kill me this next anchor might fucking kill me, but I'm chugging it anyway
Oh my god, that got me electric. Okay
Look at Feinberg shame right now
Brother, what are we watching maybe is that a 180 in it is?
So people who have completed it so far are oh perch for John. Let's just let Feinberg handle the commentating course
Beds though
Wow, John's beds are money as fuck that third bed
He's got six though. There it is fourth place
John top four, bro
Billy blocks super TF
Super hasn't won yet. So the people who are qualified for round two
guaranteed top eight Ludwig. Sorry. Let's go in order F bow
Liam
Ludwig Masayoshi those are the top four who are guaranteed round two in the best of three section
John played so well by the way
Hold on. Oh, that's the wrong button the gun. Let me take off the human finish. We'll watch them automate
Look at this bro. I can do this now. It's just it's just cut productions out the window
So right now Billy blocks is in the end some alms from these runners as well though. What kind of matters here is
It's okay. This is the old it you're finishing determines who you play against. Do you know what I mean like?
So obviously it'd be a lot better and a best of one to go up against somebody who's less experienced like see what then it would be to go up against
You know green sewage who could crank out a good run
Super's been in the stronghold for eight minutes. Yeah, I see he is struggling over here
Billy block stream seems to be crashing right now. I don't know what's going on here. Let's take a look
Oh my god
What was that? Oh, he fucked up his perch. I'm fucking right-clicking man. He fucked up his perch house saps doing
Satches saps is waiting for a perch
Saps is waiting for a perch super's in the end. We have three people in the end
well fucked super in the end saps is frozen to I think this is on me maybe
yeah it's on you so you're frozen to yeah it's on you oh shit okay let me get a
multi-twitch of people who are in the end I'm gonna get my own multi-twitch
this has got it this has to be all proud for me but like five of the streams are
fine it's just the three there in the end all broke oh my god how did the ones in
the end all break
No way rare Al Prada. Yes. Refresh green Suiji
What's saps username is it just that
I'm actually so excited I got top four because it means I can just commentate the next round
Which I really want to do okay guys. I just put on the players who are in the end right now. Oh
There we go
Super TF
Uh-oh he fucks up his poor bed. He's using an axe! He's using an axe!
Oh my god! Super Jokes! Super's doing a chase down! He's joking! He's going for it!
Super! Super with a joke of the century! He didn't make an axe. He was trying to pick the dragon of death.
He has no food whatsoever.
Cridios has completed the run in Iron II.
He is our fifth place competitor.
He's gonna go up and to the bottom seat.
Let's take a look over here.
Top right, Saps.
Now fighting the Enter Dragon, just completed it.
He's gonna be our sixth seed.
What is happening to it's will?
Oh my God.
Saps is seed number six.
Guys, this is an absolute shit show.
Hold up, let's swap out Krineos for another runner.
Let's swap out Krineos.
Who's close to the end here?
Juicy seems to be in the stronghold.
Let's get Juicy in here.
The choke offs.
All right, here we go. What happened? Super loses to the Ender Dragon. This is the mid-off
champion and he's looking like he's gonna be possibly last place. Now here's the deal.
Last place means you have to go up against. Right now, who's the fifth suit chat?
How do I get
No coach interesting
All right green sweetie still waiting for a perch by the way, I don't know how long he's been waiting here
Did he get one and fail?
F3 after a minute F3 next game also. I'm gonna look at them. Are I?
Us is that stands in a stronghold?
Let's get out of staffs is POV because we got stands in a stronghold
Oh
We got a green sweetie perch green sweetie perch
Show me green sweetie
production
Hooray
Is gonna be our seventh place. Let's write these down
So stupid man first. I don't know why have bow second
Liam third
Ludwig, fourth, Chad, who's fourth?
I was on 21R, it matters.
Chad, who's fourth?
John, yeah, thank you, Masayoshi.
Okay, John, fifth was Crenios.
No, fifth was Sap, fifth was Crenios or Sap?
Sorry, I'm just trying to make sure I have the order right.
Fifth was Crenios, sixth was Sap's,
Seventh was Suuiji and let me add let me remove Suuiji and add Siwa.
Let me add Siwa.
Wait, what is Siwa's channel? Siwa Gaming.
All right, here we go who's in the end here see what's in the end
See what is in the end see what might be our eighth place finisher
Mainly because I don't want to die against that last
So, CWAT is going for a full bow. He has decided, hey, it's already been 25 minutes.
Let me just not be the last seed. That's a good decision, I think, by CWAT.
Stands, classic Stands, going for a library strat.
For some reason, anytime Stands plays, he always farms string in the libraries.
I don't know why he doesn't get it from trades, but here he is.
Billy Block's doing a full reset, mind you.
Billy Block's looks so sad.
No, I think we're out. I'm not even kidding, because, like,
The fact that we're going to be last means that we're going to be like seeded against someone who finished quick.
I mean low-key, it's not that bad to be 12 seed. Obviously like, obviously the lower the seed generally the stronger the opponent,
but currently because some stronger runners are choking like, you know, I'm not saying to mind game it,
But like, you know, I would argue super TF's probably generally a stronger opponent than
Crenios is but Crenios clutched shout out to Crenios
He fucking clutched
Juicy with a full reset. I'm shearing sheep
No, no, not a full reset. He has another wreck
He has another wreck
We're good with five beds. Hopefully I have enough beds
He has four beds, and he has full-bowed, so the next perch he should win.
He's dying to Dragon's Breath.
See what?
He has no food, so now here's the situation.
He, actually he can still use all four of his beds.
He should be fine.
It's just gonna be scary.
Stanz is building a house.
Stanz is literally building a house.
Oh, I have plenty of these.
That scared me.
Super TF back in the stronghold, but here's the deal.
He's gonna have to, he's gonna have to build up to,
I don't think he realizes, he has to build back up
to where the center of the stronghold,
I don't know how he's gonna do this with four blocks.
Oh you can- Oh he has slabs, he has slabs.
Yeah, okay the slabs do it.
Good call.
By the way, you make slabs, you have to use a- oh, see what?
Pretty horrible beds, but he can axe it down, this might be able to work.
Oh my god, here's the glitch.
Is that the glitch?
Oh, he has bows. Oh, he should be fine, then that might have been the glitch. No
Cuz that insta left after two hits usually you get he might have just been late to it
Yeah, he might have been late to it last crystal either way. He should be our eighth place finisher
Barring some act of God see what is gonna end in eighth place overall
Alright, congratulations to SeaWat, we'll be our final top 8 competitor.
So here's how the format works.
The next person to kill the Ender Dragon will be going up against SeaWat.
If you are one night stands you're living your dream universe right now. You have arguably
Your best round one possible. There it is perch your stands coming in for the perch. I
Don't know how many beds he has I think he might have five or six
Mmm, that's all right pretty good first two beds money third bed late on the fourth
Great fifth stands is gonna go up against you on
That is a money placement for stands
Stands going up against C1 and now and now here's the deal next person
Next person to win has to go up against
sewage
But I don't think you'd want to throw because the alternative saps and I don't know
I don't think either of those are fun opponents to go up against so I mean we're gonna see
at least
You know
One of these three runners go up against saps or oh look at that bow in it saps or
Swiggy against one of these three runners
you
I
We played good as fuck no
I mean, Juicy's literally in the middle of a let's play right now.
He's making a furnace.
So he has literally no eyes of Ender.
So he never reset.
He needed to reset.
Is that right?
Yeah, when you break all the beds, the dragon just flies up.
It's crazy.
Well, I don't think you should back up, but he had no food.
Oh my god!
Should I just call it chat? No, I kind of like watching Super Suffer.
In, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in.
What?
Bro, what are we doing?
Why is it not perching? I have all the crystals down.
Perching? Oh my fucking god, bro, like unbelievable.
Dude, if he dies to the center man.
There it is.
GG everybody!
Super TF is your penultimate finisher. Juicy is last place
Woo
Was you know what honestly? It's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be I was kind of nervous that we would be here for 45 minutes
But everybody completing within 34 minutes. That's pretty good. All things considered
Um, all right, what up gamers?
I got a shot.
The one who like want to fight me or something like what the heck?
Is there a way I got?
Yeah, there is a link.
You can make a website.
You can.
Let's say.
Oh, wait.
Where's it in discord?
Yeah.
Posted it in this sense.
Jerk.
mind to find your bracket placement.
And don't worry, it's not TLS.
How are you doing that for websites?
So here's the deal, guys.
We have our first round opponents.
Congratulations to the winner of that seed,
Evbo.
You cranked.
How'd it feel?
Thank you.
Yeah, no, I mean, I was feeling pretty good.
I was a little nervous on that.
I feel like everyone said the same thing
about that fashion navigation off the start.
I was kind of confused about where that was.
But yeah, we were cranking.
Yeah, I mean, good bashing too.
It's like two triples, housing, you know, it says, I think it's as easy as you
can make that Liam's second place.
Congrats.
Thanks.
And then following John, by the way, congratulations.
You were talking maybe a little bit humbly about yourself top four.
No, I feel like a jackass now.
Cause you, you did the thing where you're like, I did so bad on this test,
then you got a 97.
Yeah.
I'm just like that guy now.
Well, either way, congratulations, and then me, running at our top four, so.
Wow, hold on.
I wonder why.
Wait, yeah, wait, what the?
Grossed out of the seed.
Oops, that's weird, I guess.
There was a lot of iron chirping, but super TF bottom-frying the lobby?
Well, technically, juicy.
Yeah, you just wanted to run back the mid-off-scout one, dude, apparently.
Well, I'm just gonna go choose some 12 gauge later like
We have our matchups
Here's the deal. Okay, we have to I'm gonna make some more V season here just so you can communicate with your opponent
Okay, but we have four matchups
It is going to be best of one
The higher seed will get to choose whether they want to ban first or second
So, whoever the higher seat is, that will be your advantage as well.
And that's it.
It's best of one.
If you're out, you're out.
The matchups are as follows.
Crineos, you are going up against Juicy.
Saps, you are going up against Super TF.
Oh, my God.
Little rematch time.
Like, come on.
Green Swiggy, you are going up against Itzwill.
It's will and stands you are going up against C1.
Let's do it. Okay. So I've made there are, I'm going to make just, you can use,
I mean, they're not labeled correctly, but there's four extra channels, uh,
for those four matches. If you guys want to, I didn't make that a channel.
Um, is the, uh,
your lifestyle website broken?
I think it crashed when we called it out because a bunch of people went to it.
Yeah. But yeah,
you don't just go to any of these voice channels and set up your seed and you
guys can all start at the same time. There's no, you do not have to wait to start. You
guys can all play it at the same time. All right. Best of one. Good luck. Good luck, everyone.
Sounds good. I'll see you in MCS two. Oh, just kidding. They took that one. I'll see you in
team France. Oh, okay. All right, boys, we are jumping in to our first round. Okay. That
was a seeding round. Our first round has started. So let's jump into it, boys. I think Chad,
what's the best way to do this? Should we do, should we do a Feinberg, Feinberg in the
voice chat for what? What, what, what do you want me to talk to a bourgeoisie for? What,
what do you want me to talk to a bourgeoisie for commentary with them? No, no, I'm solo
Welcome to any guys. This is a bourgeoisie free tournament like stop fucking around. This is the jerk offs
Okay, it's not the jackoffs. Otherwise I get some bourgeoisie in here. I want gold only I
want gold only
Anyway, let me make a multi stream. I think what we should do is watch four people's PO
Should I watch all eight
Should I watch all eight you think
What do you think, Chet?
Or should I split it up?
I think all of it's fine.
All right, so it's going to be, see what gaming stands.
Prineos, Juicy, Saps, SuperTF, GreenSweegee, It's Will.
Boom, we have!
Dude, I feel like, who's the football guy?
Who's the football guy for, he does the red zone?
You know what I could do as well?
Let me just also do this, one, two, three, four.
I'm going to do two different tabs.
So I can, I can choose to just switch to the four box.
So we have the eight box, the four box.
my computer handle running this many streams at once.
Let me take you over to the OctoBox.
So it should just be, oh, is there a way to move it?
Surely there's a way to move it, right, Chat?
like how do I move who's where oh I don't need to it's perfect
all right we are in our best of one guys this is round one of the jerkoffs so let's go through
our matches we have crinios or excuse me seawatt versus stands and then we have crinios versus
Juicy the way this worked out in a way
I would argue these are our four worst players at the event in terms of the expectation coming into it now
The way they performed however, two of them are guaranteed to move on now
And I'm thinking if I'm a betting man crinios is gonna be juicy and I think I
Think I'm gonna put money. I'm gonna give it to my boy. I think see what's gonna win it
I think see what's gonna win it
And then the I would argue higher seeds the people who maybe should have been top four at this event are forced to play each other and knock
Each other out so we got super CF was going up against saps
They are literally two of the top three highest rated at this event and then it's will going up against so we G
So we're gonna see two of the best get eliminated and two of the worst get to move on just based off how the seeding went
For our first game here. I'm really sorry. I just wanted to think about I'm gonna bet on I think I'm gonna bet on
I'm gonna bet on green Swiggy. I think Billy blocks his mental is boomed
So I'm gonna go green Swiggy wins and I think I think I'm gonna go Sapper out of wins
I think super TF's gonna get last place, bro
Oh, but maybe not I mean not the worst mistake Swiggy did leave behind the hay
So he's gonna be stuck with only gold carrots, which isn't bad, but he's just gonna have to wait to use them until he gets gold
classic joke all right just absolutely grinding here it looks like pretty big
variance play here wait so okay so we do you want to make so we do you want to
make shears it's will made an iron shovel I believe he still has a piece of
gold I think so we just made a better play on there and and then we can all
I'm just agree. I think it's well made a bad play here
I think he's just gonna have less blocks going into the nether so if it requires nav it might be tough
Desert temple top of your screen
Oh my god pillager in saps's seed how did this happen?
How did this happen?
What it how did super avoid this?
Okay, okay, okay. Look at this! How did Super avoid this? He has to reset seed. He has to reset world, I mean not seed.
I don't know how, I don't know how Super avoided that, maybe just because he moved quicker.
But there is a Pillager Outpost in the Desert Temple, and Super TF managed to loot all of his goods without getting hurt at all.
Super TF is like 40 seconds ahead.
Guys are actually fucking stupid like
No, no, this is disgusting
This is so that they're gonna chase you so far after this like run
They're both complaining about the same thing and separate calls it's so funny
And this is a very brutal scene I've seen it before in a couple of matches
It's not fun now
I was saying it's what made me the worst play going for the iron shovel rather than the the grass blocks
But he is in the nether first so he does have it looks like a 20-second lead over green. So he fucking anything the issue
Is he seeing nothing on his e-ray this bro, so we're gonna go back to our our
Other four box see how it's going here
Why are they still in the overworld?
Cridious is cranking by the way not sure what happened to juicy, but crinium is in the bastion. Oh fuck
Look at the HP, okay, he's not doing top down, okay, he's still is doing, one and two hearts,
okay, I think that's a good call, I think crinios had a good back up there, good call by crinios,
what are you looking for here, Juicy? Still looking for his nether entry, and we have our
another entry for CWAT, he's going to have a lead against Stan. Stan's just found his
lava pool, so he's gonna be about maybe 30 seconds behind here, although we still need
to get our gravel. What is this gravel strat? Genuinely, what the fuck am I watching? What,
why is he humping the gravel? What the fuck was that?
Did Stan's like die?
Stan's did not die. Let's listen in. Stan's should be just 10 seconds behind here.
Oh
Look at his juicy going for a food play this could be the make or break
Crineos went for only zombie flesh and he has his gaples still
But if you look at his health, he's at half health and he only has eight zombie flesh left
This could be the variance play that wins. I trust him that I'm this could win him the seed
Some soft music run you some like I got on Celeste. I think this could win him the seed if crineos dies
because
Supergod eluding sword
Or though
They're finally entering at minute three it looks like saps is going for food here
He needs gravel it's will has a bad hole right here, maybe just over this hill I
Don't think he trapped this pig in his hole. I don't know if he knows that lob on this side. How he's gonna handle that
So okay super TF is first in the nether and he has a looting sword which I don't think saps has oh
My god, big death. What the fuck? Why was the geometry so fucking weird?
green sewagey with
Now it's will
How's a massive lead green sewagey might be bottom four unless it's will has a similar choke
Here's the deal though. It's will did not actually make a pig trading hole
Okay, he's gonna have his items strone around.
I think maybe now he figured it out.
Sapp's still getting food.
Like what are we farming?
Like what is this, Vinland Saga?
I mean, this could end up mattering
if there's low string in the bashing trades
because he is getting a lot of extra.
I have to play for variants.
I'm going for this room portal.
He's gonna also get the looting sword.
He's also gonna get the looting sword.
Gimme looting, gimme looting, gimme looting, gimme looting.
You're about to see a man pop off.
Give me looting.
Four.
Give me looting.
Three.
Two.
Oh my god.
And it's a max win.
Here's the issue though.
He spent probably a minute farming sheep and the issue is he just got seven golden carrots.
So, all that work getting sheep is now just time loss.
And it's not even a variance play because it's not different than what SuperTF did.
SuperTF already had those Golden Carrots and the Looting Sword.
So, he's just a clean two minutes behind with no upside to it.
Having said that, SuperTF did take a long time to get to this Bastion.
It looks like a bridge bastion.
I think SuperTF's the best at bridge routes in this tournament.
So, so far, SuperTF in the lead.
It's won the lead.
Let's take a look at our other bastions.
Stands in the Bastion
Dude that guy committed suicide. What happened to see what see what was first in the nether no
Did he see to reset did see what seed reset I
Remember maybe two minutes ago. We were talking about how crinios did really well in this Bastion for whatever reason he's still in the Bastion
He did fortress first. He already has his rods. Look at the variance play from
Seawatt. He has seven rods before entering the Bastion. By the way, Stance
doesn't even have a trading hole. He is ahead by a lot. What a play by Seawatt.
The rates must have been incredible for that play to have worked out though. The
The rates must have been incredible for that play to have worked out.
I think Siwad has a big lead.
Now here we are.
Crenios is in the fortress building a house.
Let's see how Juicy's doing.
I don't need, I have a bow, I have two bows, I don't need two of them.
Anything else in the mirror, let's grab iron.
This is a rough route by stands.
I mean, we are literally looking at four pigs in a hole.
I mean these trades are gonna take a long time the good news is for him when he gets into the fortress
The trades or excuse me the rates will drop pretty quickly, but I don't know
I just feel like see Watson much a much better position here. What's see what's around. Let's take a look at see what's around here
Okay, he's clearing the space first for the pigs to come up it looks like he's doing some maybe mogul hole variation
What the fuck is he doing?
I'm really just curious.
I want to watch this.
Did he?
He has two pigs in his hole.
He has two pigs in the hole.
and one's not trading because he punched him.
Like what?
Okay, so if I did it right.
I mean, this is atrocious though.
What the?
I hate to say it.
Stans is literally twice as good at this Bastion round.
He has four pigs in his hole to see what's two.
And Stans is out of the Bastion.
I believe he has all of his goodies.
I'm seeing 16 pearls.
I think he's checking the other side for the other triple.
Oh my god, it's a triple.
He's hogging.
He's gonna check this triple.
And that is almost enough Abbey.
Oh, he needs 16 more Abbey.
He still needs 16 more, or four more Abbey.
It looks like the Abbey trades are bad,
which is not gonna help Seawat's case,
because he is super bad at this Bastion route.
All right.
Also, I need to top this and she's second.
So, Juicy's trying to find the Fortress.
Crenios has already leveled out the Fortress, guys.
I think Crenios is just gonna win this game.
Prenos seems really really money. He's playing great today. Let's take a look at our other two matches
How is super TF versus saps going? Oh?
Oh, it's GG
Saps must have died
Saps died in the Bastion for sure. Yep
It is minute nine. He's walking back to the Bastion. I think he did a full reset
I think he did a full reset. He died in the Bastion. I don't know how
And super tf we're looking at he has like 38 pearls he has 22 obby he has 64 string
Scuffed seed of all time. He's not actually playing so terribly terribly bad. Yeah super is ahead by like a good four minutes here
The pillagers fucked him up. No, but he got into another after the pillagers. I saw it. No, what happened to sweetie
That that terrain I should have learned it at some point, but I have no idea what to do there
Swiggy with another death Billy blocks is now blinding and he is a clean
I mean like ten minutes ahead
This game is almost like outside of the most insane choke in the end fight
I think Billy blocks has this match locked up and I don't I don't see how we can lose at this point
We can make shears and find sheep if there's any I see sheep I see she oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Saps, saps, top right of the top left of the screen.
Having a war against his pig lava bucket, lava bucket.
Pick up the lava, pick up the lava, pick up the lava,
pick up the lava now, pick up the lava now.
All right, that should be good.
You built a little too high though.
Saved.
Is super TF in the fort?
The TNT donut, because I had so much of looting, right?
Like I probably don't even need to.
Super TF thinking about not using his TNT donut.
I don't know why you wouldn't.
I mean, maybe the time it would take
set up the doughnut, but I have no idea.
Saps trying to figure out if it is a single over here.
It is. No, it's not.
So you should not go for DK.
You should go for crack smoker.
It's fun. It's fun.
Super T.F.
The CEO of the bridge probably already knew he probably did do the crack smoker.
Saps saying, fuck it, we're doing it anyway.
And Super T.F. is now in the fort.
Let's see how the looting sort works.
He's using.
How many rods did he get?
Two rods?
Super Tia-
Looting, love looting.
Three rods?
He's saying he loves looting.
Usually looting gets you more rods than that.
He's not even getting that crazy of odds.
Usually you can get two or three rods off of one guy.
Seems really dumb.
Yeah, look at that.
We just got two rods.
He doesn't even-
He actually doesn't need to do the donut.
You can just kill this guy and go.
Wow looting is terrible. Okay. No drops unlucky. No drops unlucky here. All right. Let's take a look at our other matches boys
All right, see what is blinding
It looks like he's doing it's I mean og calculator
What was that pearl
What what is that pearl?
How far away did he go?
Eat bread, what are you doing?
Okay, Stan, just say, alright, he's actually pretty close. Wait, what happened to see what happened to cridios?
Because the guys cridios
Has one rod. No, no, no, he's sorry. Okay, so cridios is already blinded. He's already calc
He is now trying to dig to the cords of the the stronghold now
Now, fortunately for Juicy, it turns out that the nav is directly next to the fortress,
so they shouldn't be too far apart if he's able to nav quickly here.
I think they're almost like 15 seconds apart.
Super Zinlava!
Alright, it turns out that he's fine, he's gone.
Actually, that's not even enough.
What don't I need?
I don't need you.
What happened to his rods?
Wait, what happened to his...
Oh, he turned him into... I see, he turned him into...
Okay, he already turned him in. That's fine.
So, here we have the...
Probably the...
The two matches that are the least close to these two matches.
I think green Swiege is ten minutes behind.
We see Itzwill now napping to the stronghold.
And top of the screen, we see SuperTF
now blinding to find the stronghold.
So we're going to say glued to these matches here.
I think Juicy versus Crineos is very close.
I think Stans versus Siwat is very close.
I think these games are both going to come down to the end
fight.
OK, Money Pearl from Juicy.
Maybe down here and then right.
Let's see your Juicy thoughts.
How's he feeling?
Right here.
Let's dig down a little bit.
Does he have fire res?
Hopefully he's not. OK.
Oh, look at this.
Guys, they're both they are tied.
They are tied unless crinios.
Is he about to find?
No, he finds it.
Twenty four one. Oh.
I don't know.
I don't know how juicy just made this mistake.
Guys, he is 50 blocks off.
Of where he needs to be building.
I don't know how he made this mistake. He is genuinely
Sorry, he's 25 blocks off that would have been all that would have been a brutal mistake 200 blocks off in the overworld
So good call by chat there chat did come in clutch
Crineos by the way found the end, but he's not going in. What is he looking for food? Maybe I?
Think he's looking for food if I if I had to guess
Oh, he wants to find a library. Oh, I think that's a mistake
I need to get I gotta get shrink anyways. He has to get string. How much string does he have? Oh
I mean, this is a mistake dude. Uh, how much string does he have any beds? He's gonna get up for me. Honestly
Juicy does he blind correctly?
Let's see if he nailed it
He nails it
All right level you see is in the stronghold. We have a stronghold race
Let's take a look. I think see what is about to blind to the stronghold before he portals
Let's take a look at our other matches. We see saps is in the fortress with five rods super TF
I don't know what the fuck happened to this guy. He had a looting two-sword. He got to the bastion at minute 12
Four minutes later. He is finally blinding to the stronghold. Let's see if he hits his blind
Nails it but I think saps must be maybe
90 seconds behind he saved some time here. Saps could die though
Make sure to eat your Garrett you have a lot. All right, and it's will is gonna be our first competitor in the end
It's will is our first competitor in the end his opponent still in the bastion. It's will barring a
Intervention of God should be our first to move on in round one
We're gonna move over to our other matches here. We have a strong holdoff stands still looking for the cords
See what did hit the stronghold. He's trying to do his pie. Dar that's the most realistic looking one
So see what actually doesn't understand how the pie darning works. He goes to the biggest orange spike
That's not how it works
That is not how it works. I think you know, you have to find the right look
Not just go to whatever the most orange is so he's gonna take a little bit of time here. What's happening to cranios?
Okay, he found the library and he's now farming some string
So he's going to make himself a diamond sword, okay, interesting.
I don't think, I mean, I guess you have the diamond mud as well.
I'm not going to be honest, I might give me like two beds at most, but if I can still
four beds, that's really good.
And how many beds does Juicy have?
I have to pray that he'll.
I have a library, library.
So Juicy for whatever reason doesn't seem to be struggling with the same bed issue,
even though they're on the same seat.
I'm assuming either because he knows how to deal with anchors and Crenios doesn't, or
He stayed for more trades that crinios didn't that's what I have to assume is happening here stands now blinding to the stronghold
and
See what literally chicken with his head cut off running through the stronghold
I mean absolute buffoon has no clue where he's going found a library
Just genuinely no clue where he's going here
Oh stands hasn't stands missed three or
Stands missed
Unfortunate, let's read up. He might not have built low enough. Was I just too high? It's possible. He's too high
It's also possible. He miscalculated. He should throw a pearl while he's up here
It would be a smart decision to throw a pearl while he's up there just to ensure that it's down here
It's worth it to be measured. It's worth it to be measured. It's worth it to be measured. Good call by stance
I like this. It's slower. No, I can't re-measure. I can't actually can't oh, he has no more rods
The point three percent. We're the right. Why level I can't remember. I wasn't paying attention
Okay, if it's 99.7% send it, we're gonna watch him dig down keep an eye on your top right screen
You should see him dig into the stronghold sometimes soon. See what test really try to find the stronghold
It's a very tough nav and without pydarring efficiently. You're just you're just running randomly
Hunger reset coming in from crinios. I think that should be fine. I don't think he needs to cover that up
He's doing it anyway
Switch look at Billy blocks
Billy wins we missed it, but obviously it wasn't too close of a match so we did die a couple times
Super tf also wins
Back to back w's right there. It's such a bad overworld
That was a really tough overworld. Okay, we've been up here too. No
How
What was it?
I was running straight there and I-
WHAT!
One more time.
I'm going to reset again, honestly I need to-
He never right clicks the bed!
I was running straight there and I-
OH NO!
He never right clicks the bed!
Oh, what a brutal mistake from crinios and now we see by the way see what finally finds
He finally finds the end stands
missed hundred percent
Okay, it's three ten away. Yeah, I just
Something fucked up the first time. I'm stands must have moved
While doing his calc. He's off by three hundred blocks a
A match that he otherwise had a great chance of winning now may be lost because see what's in the end
And he I think see what might be going for a full bow, you know, he doesn't even see his opponent in the stronghold
I wouldn't blame him
And Juicy by the way, I think Juicy might have caught the biggest break of the tournament
With crinios gifting a five minute catch-up window. He's still madding the stronghold
We've tried every direction
I've tried every freaking direction at this point go mid I just we just tried mid
There's a freaking cave in here dude
Are they allowed to read chat yes, but no
If any netherite scum is helping somebody let me know chat we should bully them. Oh wait, this is a mistake
This is a mistake never mind see what very clutch. She's about to win
Stansy
I
Here's the thing we have so much bread no, I actually really liked see what's play of getting the the blazerod's first
I thought that was that man. It's very creative obviously. I don't think that's why he won
I think if stands had nailed his calculation
He had a real chance at winning that because of how bad seawatts stronghold that was we're gonna hold in our on our last game here y'all
Our last game is going to be crinios versus juicy
Let's remove them here boom here it is so
Neither player there's nothing here
Has entered the end yet. Juicy has spent probably the better part of five minutes just trying to find me
The the end portal I'm lost crinios died again. I'm completely lost. I
Don't think his things are loaded because it's too far away, so it shouldn't matter
Is he about to die again
Check the bracket. It's a rematch. Are you talking about me versus super? I don't, I don't know how the seating pans out. It's not exactly one to one. It should be, it should be by seating. It could be a rematch. I think it depends on who wins this match.
But it'll be based off of seeding, I think, like the NFL.
It shows Liam versus Super.
It depends on this match again.
Because whoever is the lower seed will end up going against me.
the higher seed will end up going against Masayoshi. I don't know what happened to
Koneos's stream here, let's refresh. He died again.
It's fine. I don't think it is. So here's the deal. Actually, I can tell you right now.
If Juicy wins, I'm going to be playing. If Juicy wins, it'll be Juicy. Let me think about
this. I think if Juicy wins it'll be Juicy versus Evvo, Super versus Liam, and then Siwat
versus me and it's will versus Masayoshi it's cooked
we are cooked
it'll it'll just be who because guys the first seed gets to play the lowest seed
Do you know what I mean? That's how it works
So if there's an upseat or an upset it doesn't mean that they have to play the higher seed now
There's no universe
Oh juicy scratching out juicy scratching out and I can't even blame him crinosis back in the stronghold
And I I don't know I don't you see just can't find this for the life of it
I don't have
I don't know what to fucking do here, man. I don't know what to fucking do here, man
Oh my god, he has no health down here. He has no health. He needs to place a bed down as fast down here
Place your bed down ASAP, bro. He found it. I got a hungry set again. I know he didn't wait. Did he?
Yeah, he did. How did he find it?
Right click the bed, I'm gonna be careful here actually
Oh, he already he had already been there. Okay. I see it was right clicked right you guys see that shit
Okay, Juicy's
We're fine wait, I just came from okay, I
Think you can dig top left. I don't know if it'll help him, but there is a type of three beds
By the way, dude
It's over
Four bets. Sorry, four bets.
Missed one!
Dude, I feel so bad for Juicy.
You know, it is what it is, you know?
Wait, so if Crenneos wins, guys, hold on.
If Crenios wins, Super TF is the lowest seed in its Super TF versus Ev'Ball.
Is that not how it works?
Oh, they're tied.
They're neck and neck.
Did you wait for me?
Was he waiting?
That ass.
Crenios thinks he's waiting.
It's like insane luck.
That was just insane timing.
Alright guys, it's all down to this. They enter the end at the same time
Is he half bowing or is he just praying
He's got a half bow it looks like he only has four beds
How many beds does juicy have let's take a look at when he presses inventory here watch
He has 36 walls so he's enough for 12 beds. Why are you setting up anchors? Don't even set him up moment
Don't even set don't even have I mean maybe half points fine, but you have to craft your beds
Yeah, he's realizing now. He hasn't crafted his beds. You have to make room you'll never for
Fireball fireball
Run run run
Don't even have both don't even have both you don't have the health for it. You can't have both
He does not have the health for this eat bread. You have some bread. Oh, this is a mistake
I'm going down. I think this is a mistake from juicy. This is what I can do right now. I could have more crystals, but like I
I don't know man. I think here's the deal crinios is gonna get the perch first
But he only has four beds and an iron axe is he able to forebred the dragon in the biggest minecraft?
There's a perch
Exactly how I called it. There's the perch. He has four beds. He can't use four beds. He doesn't have the health
He doesn't know he doesn't know
He's gonna wait. Oh, he's gonna live
everybody who is gonna lose
yeah dude it's fucking joe over and now crinios on half a heart oh my god
Bro
He's gonna have to half a heart destroy the rest of the crystals now the good news for him is he does have 50
Count it five zero
Arrows I think it's the last crystal no steamer
So I actually think he's gonna win this if he's able to just bow down the dragon
Here's the deal though
If he dies, he's kind of fucked because Juicy just has an edge on getting back to this area because he's making the run back earlier.
That's a perch. Yeah, that's a perch, right?
Yeah, I believe that is a perch. I don't think he's going to go to Axe.
Okay, well, he's going to be charging at me in a second here.
Yeah, that's right. What a random shot.
Why is he jump shooting? Oh, wow, he hit it.
All right, so cranios on half a heart he has a safety bed
You're okay, so you're telling me he had five beds he used one as a safety bed. That's insane
You don't have the beds for that and then he didn't full bow. I mean this
He doesn't have a safety bed. No, no, you guys are just thinking of the hunger reset. I wash it
I don't know why I believe you he hunger reset. He does not have a safe
I was gonna say you do not make a safety bed if you have four beds. There's no universe. You must also fucked up, right?
Yep, he is correct, but Juicy is gonna make it back and Juicy does have eight beds. Oh
He should not be standing in here. This is a big mistake. Oh, there's the perch. You got lucky
He could have gotten a fireball and then not oh actually who's far enough away who do not be hovering the ender pearls
All right, I think it's gonna take chat how many perches maybe two if he's good
I
Think you could take two perches for cranios to win if he gets enough shots down. Yeah
It should take to it I he could get at his next perch depending on oh, oh, did he just look
He's a little bit eye level these enderman
Just stay out of the fountain and keep just layering your shots in there's a perch there's a perch while it's the perch
I don't think he's gonna win off this perch
Oh, is he a bit elevated right now, I think he's a bit elevated. He's gonna get hit here
He had a diamond sword that he wasn't using I
Forgot when he crafted the diamond sword. He wasn't even using it. Oh my god. I'm a virus
Why was he not using it? Oh my god. Oh no, dude. Yes away for a third first
Oh my god
I forgot a sword, please dude, please he's gonna run out of sprint. He I mean the first oh my god
Oh my fucking god, please he's gonna run a spring. Please dude, please please please please. Yeah, that's a purchase purchase purchase look oh
It's not a purchase. I like sorry. Oh my fucking god. I think that's a purchase. I just don't flip though. Look at the dragon. Come on, man
Come on, man. No, look at that. He's marching
Hey, he's slow. I'm walking under it. Oh my god. That's terrifying
He just needs one hit
I'm hands off keyboard. I don't wait actually function not
Hands off keyboard, please
Oh my fucking god, dude, and there is your final round one matchup
Crenios defeats Juicy moving on. Holy shit, this is the jackoffs, baby. Wow, that was a sweaty one.
That was a sweaty one. Alright, well, let's go back to our opponents. Let's go back to the rest,
And let's see how the bracket shakes up.
So I believe because,
because Crenios won,
let me take a look at the seating again.
I believe it's going to be, I believe it's going to be Evbo versus Super, Liam versus, you know what?
It, because I think if you were to reseed it, it's supposed to be Evbo versus Super, Liam versus Billy Blox, myself versus Siwat,
and then Masayoshi versus Krineos.
But I actually think what we should do is allow picks.
And so that's the decision I'm gonna make here.
I think it should be picks.
NFL seeding, it would be, yes.
NFL seeding, it would be Evo against Super,
Liam against Billy, that's what it would be.
But I think picks is more exciting,
so we're gonna do picks.
What up, y'all?
Yo, yo.
All right, let's get our final two in here.
Am I bracket challenger?
Do I actually have to play Evbo next?
Is that really how it works?
So here's how it's going to work.
Obviously, the seed shakeup, if we were to do this NFL style,
the highest seed would go against the lowest seed.
So it'd be Evbo against Super, Liam against Billy,
me against Seawatt in Masayoshi against Prineos.
What I'm going to do is I'm going
to allow the highest seed to pick his opponent.
That is your advantage for people who don't want to see it.
So, Edbo, you get to pick.
Who would you like to go against?
Wait, let me, okay, let me look at the...
So your options to clarify,
you get to choose amongst CWAT,
Cranios, Billy Blocks, and Super TF.
Ooh, this is tricky, this is tricky.
You have to keep in mind, I just messaged him,
Don't pick me.
I'll crash out.
I know what was crashing out a little bit.
Let's see.
So we got.
Now pick whatever is optimal.
You don't have to choose it for me.
You have four options.
Seawatt, Crenios, Billy Blocks, and Super TF.
Ooh.
I don't know Billy Blocks that well.
How well is Billy Blocks moving?
Pick me then.
Pick me.
Oh, what's up with PB?
You can look at the website if you want to look at people's, I don't know if I'm
jerk off.
Wait, wait, how does this work with the bracket?
Because I'm not trying to get plopped by Super again, so like, who do I need to pick
to be away from Super, you know what I mean?
It's not an option for semi-finals, you're the first seed, so you're going to go against
the winner of the fourth seed and whoever they choose to play against.
Oh, I see whoever John is stuck with because he doesn't get to pick we go against who he goes against
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, I'll go with Billy. I'll go with Billy. Okay, Billy blocks
So it's gonna be evbo versus Billy blocks second to choose Liam. You have three options left super TF
crinios or
evbo
Excuse me C1
I'll go with crinios here
I'm not sure. All right. Okay.
That leaves me with the choice of C what or super T F.
I love it.
The obvious you're going to want to take super if you want to keep going and it's funny because they're both rematches.
I lost to both of you and one B ones.
Super you do me a favor. What's up, bro? Can you lift your keyboard and show the screen?
What?
Yeah, I just want to see what keyboard you're using today
It's actually it's a it's a league of legends a lot of tech keyboard. Yeah, I'm gonna go with see what
Okay, let me see why here
How's it going bro, so we're gonna run these matches
We're going to do two matches and then two matches. Okay. Okay. So we're not going to all four run at the same time. These matches will be a best of three.
Oh, and so you will have to do seed picks and bands. If you guys don't have the structure work, there's five total seeds from this point on. We're just going to flip a coin. There's no more advantage for higher seed.
We're just going to flip a coin. Whoever wins the coin flip, we'll get to choose to
ban the first seed or have their opponent ban the first seed. Each of you ban two seeds.
Whatever seed you're left with is a seed you have to go with. You cannot go back to the
same seed in games two or three. It has to be a new seed every time. That make sense?
Oh wait, new seed for the nut friend?
Make sense to me.
Okay.
Sorry, not the next, like, not semifinals, but like in this best of three, if you play
three games, you can't go to the same seed twice back to back.
Gotcha. You can't go village village.
You do village, whatever.
So let's jump into it.
I think our first two matches, let's have our.
You know what?
Let's see.
Evbo, Billy blocks, Ludwig, see what?
It's our first two matches.
Hey, God, I need a break.
Oh, I need a second.
Give me a little bit of a break there.
A cigarette, man.
We're going to start those matches in a little bit.
Hop in the lobby with you see what I just got to take a piss yeah, but you guys
Yeah, but make your lobby and just get into a call with Billy blocks aka it's
It is the untraceable
I am going for a mysterious opponent here like I have no clue what Billy bot blocks about a throw up here
All right. Good luck, and then round two. I'll let you know when it started. I'll probably be after all the games are done
Okay, okay. All right. Good luck everyone
Let me pitch out I'll be right back
It's a lot of work.
All right, boys.
It is the rematch.
We are going up against C.Watt.
I'm excited for this, to be honest.
I know a lot of people wanted me to go super,
but here's the deal.
I do think we're gonna go up against super.
It's just not gonna be in the quarterfinals.
I don't think super is getting knocked out of this tournament.
So it's gonna happen if I keep winning.
All right, boys.
We are going up against Siwa.
Can you put up their names?
I'm playing.
So no, no, no, I can't put up any names right now.
playing. Yo, what up? What up? Yo, check general. I put a code in there. Yeah, I was a little
not locked in for how we're doing bands on this. We're gonna just do just call heads or
tails and I'll flip a coin. Okay. Okay. And you'll like the coin will be like a true claim
On stream, on stream, on stream.
I had to tell you, I'm gonna call the flip to you.
Tell you call it.
Oh.
Lost.
Was that lost?
Okay.
Yeah.
So do I ban first or I just rock it?
It's better just advice for you to ban second because you get to pick between the last two seeds.
I got do I get two bands on second or only ban one?
You so I ban one, you ban one, I ban one and then you pick from the last.
Got it.
Okay.
I'm gonna go second one.
So I'll ban village.
Okay, I'm being a very treasure don't know how to do that. That's gonna be problem today, and then I'll ban shipwreck
Once we do a seat is out of rotation for the best of three it is like back
Let's just start with a ruined portal. Let's get some speed
Little room for election
For the seating round room for was the only option by the way anyone who didn't vote room portal
That's crazy. Yeah, I agree with you.
I'm sort of a flaming seed.
But you don't want like a slow ass fucking barely eating
zombie flesh desert temple seed.
And you want those crazy times to really see who's cracked.
Yeah, that's a good seeding round.
That shows who's cracked.
All right, well, yeah, you're going to go down, buddy.
We're jumping into a baby.
I mean, hey, congrats, Megan, to this far, dude.
Hey, congrats for getting here.
You had a good tournament.
Maybe you're gonna laugh, bro.
You make me laugh, man.
I'll see you at the jerk circle next year.
All right, bro.
You ready?
Yeah, run it.
All right, good luck, good luck.
This guy's a fucking cartoon.
He's a fucking cartoon character, bro.
All right, y'all, we are in it again.
See what, guys?
This is quarterfinals.
If we win, we make it to top four.
I believe if you wanted to watch a POV of other players,
there's some other streamers watching this, maybe Nerdy,
maybe Feinberg.
Okay, ruin portal.
It looks like a completable portal, there is lava next to it though.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Knockback, okay.
Um, so there's only two, yeah, so I'm gonna have to...
One, two, three, one, two, three, four.
One, two, three.
Okay, let's do this.
Oh, no, I'm an idiot. No, it's actually fine.
Let's do.
Here, here, one, two, three, and then let's go out.
Whoops. Boom. Boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
And then let's do this.
So ideally, we get a fuck ton of wood, like 18.
And then I'm gonna kill the mutton
One two, it's better to kill the steak, but I low key might I
Low key might want the extra string because I don't really feel mega comfortable
going for the anchor kills so I'm just gonna kill these two sheep it'd be
faster for food to kill the steak but I'm gonna kill for the sheep here okay
with this sheep here and then we're done all right we're good
all we have to do is make ourselves a quick boat
Um, okay.
Alright, and then we got to go one, two, three, four.
I had to be really thoughtful about that.
Okay, and then we're in.
Okay.
There's another ruined portal.
gonna go for it here. We're just gonna take a look it's on the way. Could have iron.
Okay sharpness. We are gonna however not fall off the edge. We're gonna make a
Okay, iron pick.
Okay, it seems like he made the same play, which makes sense.
So there's the fort.
We should see the bastion right behind it, I think.
Yeah, no.
What the fuck?
Okay, it says it's 50 over this way. Oh, I see it.
Looks like treasure, maybe?
I think I'd build up to this.
What the hell?
I just don't want to use my wood, let's be a little bit safe here though.
So I have my sword in my hotbar to throw in case I need to.
For a trade it's treasure.
we see our fort is west. I don't know where the front of this thing is to be honest. I
think I went to everywhere except for the front. Crenios must be having trouble because
he's not yet entered. Is this totally built-in? Or seawater, I'm not going to answer. It's
Completely built in.
All right.
I'm taking this real safe.
Not trying to fuck around here.
fuck
Jesus Christ
Okay, so far pretty nervous gameplay for me
So let's try to up this a bit.
I think from here on out I should be faster than him.
We got to check Feinberg Hole after.
We didn't get that block.
There we go.
So six mud.
Nothing here.
Good amount of pigs in the hole, nothing there, let's put this in our off-hand in case we
need to trade.
you
I hear it.
Oh my god, it's so cringe.
Somebody tell me why I'm losing to the silverfish.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, let's go.
Did you see who I was stressing?
Insta purge pro insta purge
No insta purge no zero
Oh, I'm stressing bro. I was stressing
Ho, oh
No, bro, that's disrespectful obviously my pv. That's 1720. Are you kidding? How did you play that hot?
What do you mean? I'm better than you we've known
We've known this for a while, we've known this for a while, I'm better than you, I mean
you've actually yet to beat me, oh you beat me on the scene.
How did I not beat you?
Well I just dropped a bomb on you, hey did you have to mine through the wall to build
your portal?
Yeah.
Or did you, dude why not, it's crazy if either one of us ran this gambit, we were in an ocean
and it was 400 blocks away, I think if one of us boated to it they would have won.
No boating would be way slower you're crazy.
No, for sure not. We've been boating?
Brother, what's your ban?
Alright, let me think about this.
Oh, actually, try this on how it works.
We can't go back to Rune Portal, the other four are on, and...
I get to ban first.
So I'm gonna ban Village, you get one ban.
I know if I don't ban Barrier Treasure enough to get it, so I have to ban that.
Then, Barrier Treasure.
Let's go, Sheprek.
That's the generate ready that's who told you who told you come watch your stream bro. I know your shit
Okay. All right. Yeah, let's go. I'll do it
Good luck. Good luck
Dude, I just have to crank more like I'm playing too pussy. I just have to crank. I mean, I wasn't even on bad pace
Bro, I'm on like sub 20 pace there. He's just like he just nailed a 17 minute run
Like it is what it is like he just went crazy. I
Just have to fucking lock it and play hot
Okay
I think I see my ravine behind as well
Where am I going down here
Okay, I'm not proud of the fact that I have to go back up for air.
Sometimes you should at a video game, it is what it is.
Okay, so we're going to come back out this way.
I'm right now.
I'm going to make shears.
pick gold shovel.
And I have to go down.
Oh my god, thank god.
Dude, this is so cringe.
I should have known to be fair, but fuck it.
I'm going to kill this cow.
What are you doing? You need to kill this guy? No.
I don't even have flint and steel anyway.
Okay...
Okay, dude, he's already hot stuff?
Genuinely, who possesses guy?
Okay.
No.
Okay, so he's ahead by like 30 seconds maybe.
Is this treasure bashing again?
So cringe if you had this.
Hmm.
Let's just start my route.
What?
How does he know?
I'm wearing my helmet.
Oh fuck.
I
Know
I'm
How did that happen?
Genuinely how did that happen?
I have to treat him a full block.
Fuck, it's treasure, I'm an idiot.
I
I'm low on everything.
Is your fine bird hole?
No.
I think I should just go under.
That's what I should have done minnows by the way.
all right let's go right there's no exits it's built in
Oh, what else? What else? What else?
Okay, let's do...
Here.
7.
Okay, we're gonna send that, they're really close anyway.
Okay.
Oh, so I bait, so I need two more.
Okay, that is six. Let's go.
Okay, it is...
Uh, negative 220.
Uh, negative 22.
Go there.
Negative 220.
Two forty two.
So right there maybe.
Okay.
Negative two forty two is right here.
And then negative 20 is right here.
Um.
Okay. Let's do this.
This.
It works.
Okay, comes back here we shoot him
Yes.
you got it yes brother I got it what happened to you bro as I am building my
portal I'm getting lit up by a gas the gas breaks the block I'm standing on
drops me I'm kind of discombobulated I start building on the wrong block I move
And I'm like, okay, I still I like I could have finished the portal very close
But I'm like, okay, I have enough I have exactly enough left to not build here and build it in the right spot
One to the right and get the perfect blind. I miss place one of my hobby, bro. Oh
cringe
Would you how long ago would you've gone in?
No, we were still it would have been a punch off. I mean, we've been neck and neck
Well, brother news for you you won game one so you get to have your pick for game three
I think all I get to do is ban one and
You get to choose from the other two
What do you got?
Berry treasure village desert temple
I will ban hold up. Give me one second
Are you looking up in rates? No, apparently my mouse is just almost dead
Do you that charge earlier? I'm looking
Oh, how's it going?
Oh, is Ebo, Ebo's playing right now, right?
Yeah, Ebo's in against, uh, it's Will.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
I'm just pulling it up right now.
Oh, he's, he's both.
Oh, you won.
Okay.
You won.
Hey, you lost game.
One of someone who literally does not I properly has that field.
True.
I knew I made some time save there.
Oh, I can't believe I trolled this game too.
All right, brother.
How about this?
I'm gonna ban Desert Temple. I'll leave you the Villager Berry treasure. Oh my god. Where did you pull that from?
I was gonna pick Desert Temple. I know I'm not very good at it.
I love it because I get blocks and I always forget to make shears.
Um, I mean, you know I'm not doing BT, so I mean you were villaging out. Alright man. Clean village, I guess, for the final run.
Let's dive in. Good luck, bro. Yeah, good luck man. Good luck.
Alright boys, let's do this shit.
GAME FREE!
Lock in, lock in, we are looking for a village.
What a shi-
I see it.
With throne runs and snipers through the night.
What a shi-
I'm chatting in a backseat.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I
Love that's so cool
and
Not to find her, but to you.
Miss Climb
I don't know if this is the right call.
I went this way because I thought maybe.
I knew there'd be a river.
I'm hoping for a lava pool though and I don't see one.
What do you know?
fuck, he's the lava pool bro
This is cringe.
This is so cringe, bro.
I'm like a clean 45 off just from fucking
This is crazy, bro.
I
and
I
All right
Oh my god, I'm fucking idiots
Okay, now I'm still here.
Oh my lord.
I'm like a clean fucking two minutes behind.
Okay.
I
Fucking hate sand villages. I really do fight this is treasure. Yeah, I'm so bored
My fucking hate treasure, bro. It's so cringe
Fuck
I'm rolling my least favorite variants. I see the Fortress
I'm not sure they're so boring, dawg.
Oh my god, I don't have any fucking bone armor.
Oh
10 points left
Not really
you
Thank you.
this fucking strong the portal the the to the end yeah I just can't didn't believe
brother I fucking stand and fucking I thought I was too deep I was very close
to turning around GG GG honestly I thought you're gonna take me out I
I mean, I was fucking praying to you to be honest, uh, you know,
nothing worse than losing a Seawall, but it is what it is.
Sometimes you lose a Seawall.
Hey, I might win the whole event.
You gotta keep that in mind.
I think that would be better for my resume than losing you.
Yeah.
Hey, I'll see what I can do.
I mean, Edbo, Edbo kind of runs me, but I mean, I was just,
it's a, see the thing you didn't know about me.
You had to factor in is I'm, I see in the clutch.
Dude, I think it's all the CSO, all the balance.
Like I'm, I see in the clutch.
Like I lost him and having to hear this is just like it's so
I'm so close to ending it bro like like I already lost and I just have to hear this bro. It's killing me
Dude good luck good job man. I fucking killed it bro
Now you did you did good too. Thanks man. Appreciate that bro. It wasn't you've gotten so good. Thank you bro. Appreciate that
You didn't probably tell me to kill myself. Okay. It was back. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that man
No worries fucking loser asked for fucking invite and I shouldn't have invited him
Thank you so much, man. We both
Oh my god, bro, I mean he just fried
Dude, I like
Just to be clear
He beat the game faster than evbo and it's will obviously it's different seeds, but
Honestly, the only thing I'm mad about not even is how I played
I'm just mad. I got three treasures in a row like I could not think of a more boring way
To end my Minecraft journey like I'm genuinely bored. I actually think treasure is such a boring miserable fuck of a seed
Tim, please don't play sad music
Please let me deal with music today
Three treasures in a row is so lame, bro.
That is so boring.
Nothing exciting at all.
Bridge is more boring.
No, because at least you can think between DK and crack smoker and you have to navigate the holodones on the bridge.
Look, I think bridges the second worst, but.
But, you know, I couldn't find one stables.
It brought out G fucking G top three to shit.
Hi, boys. Well, guys, welcome to the cast for best guys.
Today we have our final match.
Let's take a look here.
We have evbo versus.
And it's a game three.
Evbo versus its will.
I
Nice and it looks like evbo's in the lead here. I
Do not want to cast with Feinberg. Please stop asking me
I'm gonna put a bolt through my skull if I thought talk to another human just let me be me
Stop fucking asking me. I'm running three minutes of ads
It's not the day. It's not the fucking day
Hey, he misses.
He's close.
Negative, 1,948.
He misses.
I mean, I think Billy Blocks is still like seven minutes
behind.
So unless this is a true miss, I think he's fine.
Unless he truly missed.
And this isn't this.
Yeah, it's a stronghold.
OK.
That's a relief.
All right, and it should be curtains.
Undefeating yourself go fuck yourself. Sorry you're making me mad stop telling me to do things
Please shut the fuck up. All right. Have bow in the stronghold y'all
He doesn't see a good line rescanning there's an interesting flip
There's an interesting flip, where's he going? How's it's will feeling?
I don't know what's happening here.
He's still in this bastion, bro.
I like that left more than that right.
Backwards, backwards, yeah, go back.
No, I think you have to go back.
I think it's top left.
I think Evbo found it, but I think it's top left.
I'm just playing terribly, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Dude, me too, Will, it happens.
Let's go.
Dude, I lost to an overworld.
I feel like that's good, right?
I lost to a village overworld. It's insane, bro.
Alright, fucking hate village, bro. I shoulda...
Bro, if I just won a coin flip, I would've been fine.
I'm sure you're going to Desert Temple. Regret.
Maybe straight down mid?
I
Loveable tricks so miserable so dude I actually
This is full cope in rage because I lost I'm so glad I don't have to play Minecraft because there's a lot of shit about it that is
Like I know I've never forfeit mentality. It is really miserable. I get why people FF. I get it
I don't FF. I get why people do it, bro.
You play the game and you just can't find the fucking
lava pool. You feel like a piece of shit and you just want to FF
because you're down three minutes to a dumb mistake.
You know, or, or, you know, just you lose a fucking perch off.
It's just so much shit that makes you want to get it. I get it.
Oh, is that it?
There is. There is. He finds it.
Is he going to go for the zero? So here's the deal guys. Evbo, of course, is in the lead by probably about five minutes here
But evbo really wants to stunt on his opponents
That's all he truly cares about. He wants this guys. I want a zero, but it's just like I can't zero with six beds
And one anchor consistently
What I just lose
Like I I next if I win this if I hold on let's let's win this let's win this
He's not going for the zero. I think I think he's losing aura
Can I say it? I think he's losing it. I think he's currently losing aura. I
Get why he's not going for zero. Obviously. He'd like a few more explosives
But I don't think he's gonna get a better opportunity in this competition to go for zero
He's been blessed it's built in
He's been blessed, it's built in. You can't blame him anymore.
I just have enough explosives to blaze that sadly. I dropped my glowstone, so I have to
just go pick
it's whale basically needs
evbo
to lose right now
we're digging this down
he needs evbo to i don't i don't think evbo can fuck this up though
i i mean how on earth is he gonna fuck up a six bed one anchor
if it was one of
But it's 1-1, it's 1-1, so I gotta be a little more chill, you know what I mean?
I don't- I don't see a universe where Evbo doesn't cl- like, win this.
I really don't see it. This could be the perch right here.
Yep, that's the perch.
Little bit east-west, that could fuck him up.
It's a little east-west, but I think he's fine.
Yep.
It's GG.
GG, its will is out.
GG's!
I
Not need it's currently on me
That's my
In a sad fall dude, that's the thing about the jerk offs only one person gets to
Completion right they get to go through every single stage of the jerk off
Some of us are left feeling blue right ball in our court feeling blue blue ball not able to get that completion that we
want you don't go to the jerk offs to end round one and round two you want every single
possible chance every single possible round you want to go the full way and when you make
it to the edge but you call it there it leaves you feeling a bit despondent so it's will
Matches Ludwig is eliminated in quarterfinals,
tied for fifth place, Evbo and Seawatt move on
in two game threes, where unfortunately for our viewers,
game three was not the most exciting.
Let's take a look at jerkoffs.live
to look at the other half of the bracket
we're about to see.
It's Masayoshi versus SuperTF, Liam versus Crenios.
These could be 2-2-0s and not in the way you think.
Let's talk to our competitors.
What were the times?
I think he's genuinely pissed.
I think he's, uh, bro, I dropped the bombs.
17 and 6.
I'm not pissed.
Yeah, I'm not.
You're facing like a tornado.
I'm not mad, bro.
You got a 16 minute and a 17 minute run.
Like, it is what it is.
Like, sometimes a guy has his day.
Like, I'm happy for him.
It is the greatest gaming achievement in Seawater's life.
Yeah.
By the way, where are your tweets?
OK, that's a good point.
That's a good point.
Got a good point.
Let's see him today, boys.
Let's see him today.
You guys got some time.
You know to play for another about an hour. Yeah, this seems a little bit retaliatory now.
Okay, I gave out throw it up. Listen, my mom texted me to be gracious. I'm sorry. I wasn't gracious
after the win. Shout out your mom. She's a real one. She's sad to be more gracious. So
I hope she's doing well. I talked to her in a bit in like a month or two. Okay.
All right, gamers, we are ready for our second half of quarter finals. Masayoshi,
You're going up against Super T. Have you guys ready?
I believe so.
All right, you guys can keep things off.
Liam Crenio, same thing. Best of three.
You guys. I will meet you in M.C.
Hard. All right. Good luck, boys.
Thank you.
I'm going to general, Liam.
Oh, you can't hear to apologize to my mom.
Go ahead. I'm not here to apologize to your mother. I.
Love your mother. I haven't seen Peter in a minute. I'll just say that I have not seen Peter
leave Peter out of this. Leave Peter out of this. I haven't seen him in a minute. He's currently
leading an alliance in sector 381. The night samurai are being led to absolute victory. You
have no clue what that means. You don't know anything about what Peter does. I have no idea
deal with that book that means so you know what you got me all right well
lads congratulations I honestly know you'd actually did play God like I'm
not even gonna lie like I've been watching you know that was crazy bro the
one I choked I was also gonna 17 but the gas you were just playing money as fuck
like genuinely very few mistakes yeah and the thing is like you have a built in
time loss and you still want so I'm just impressed well honestly it's only when
it hits I don't think it's much but I don't know I don't know this it didn't
miss in any other well the third that final one I didn't get to check the
round two maybe it would have missed but this one and the first one it just hit
instantly yeah no you genuinely played money as fuck it was it was it was insane
like I don't think I was ahead at any point in run one or three
coin flip coin flip coin flip coin flip coin flip okay okay I mean three you just
got shrimp reefed I mean the lie I almost got great I mean think about like
Think about it like this, you just got grief so bad
because you had like a what, a six minute entry?
I was pretty pissed off that I got like a 420 entry
because like normally I'm mentioning it like.
Not find that lovable.
Yeah bro, I agree with what you were saying.
I was watching some of your butt too.
There is stuff about this game that is just cringe
and I've also thought about the concept
you were talking about the other day.
Like on that high level,
like sometimes you just get punished
for right or wrong decisions
that aren't even objectively right or wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes you just get like rewarded.
It's a weird game, but at this elo it's fun to read all I'm at about oh
Well, I was gonna tell you that was really unlucky too because you probably got me another bad. I know
Stables I think for sure is probably the only
Stables you got
Well, how are you about a housing the easiest one because I just started learning how to do it from the top and
I just I die a lot trying to do that like I don't really know how to do it safely
good. Thank you. You're starting
locked in. Hey practice going
and good luck in your future
matchmen. Yeah. Our boys we are
in it. We have four games are in
our four box here. Let me with
my camera. Boom here it is. This
is our four box. Let me get some
titles. Tim can you get some
titles going on the screen Tim
you here. You get some titles
above just with the overlay.
Maybe just like my god Liam
is zero zero
Dude I I'm a little bummed I'm lost but I honestly think this event is fire
So I'm actually really excited to watch the rest of it
Obviously, I wish I was in it, but you know it is what it is. You can always be the fucking hero
We want our basketball event. We want to rock a league event. We we have
We need some of this right we got to hold this out. So let's just enjoy the gameplay
We have a ruin portal village seed on the top of the screen between Liam and crinios now on paper Liam should absolutely
Duster crinios crinios is iron three
He's been grinding this game editor of the patreon at the yard shout out crinios my boy
So I you know I don't want him to get crushed here
But Liam was second overall in our seating round and is playing lights out
They've gone for a village start its village ruin portal
So they're literally going to get everything they could possibly want
in terms of like a good start.
And I think that's just going to favor Liam every day of the week.
I need to look for as long as Liam doesn't make a crazy blunder.
I really just think he's going to crush.
I'm going to for now, because I don't know what's going on in the third game.
Let's just go to our two box.
Actually, maybe this fucks up the whole lot.
Actually, maybe I can't do this.
Because it probably fucks up the overlates in bed
What are they waiting for here look at this ruin portal bro like this gate dead ass goes to like hell this
This is an insane. This is so big. This is an Avengers level threat
Okay, they're both trying to find their enter maybe it's out here they need their lava pool they're both trying to find their enter
I think low-key their enter might they might be able to enter am I wrong?
I feel like they might be able to enter on the ruin portal. Oh, oh, cringos finds it
Cringos finds it in boys. I mean this this could be the game like obviously Liam is a better player
He has more time in than cringos, but like this could just genuinely be the game if you can't find the lava pool GG
I think I think I should just oh my god, I'm just not saying I think I'm just a village see the hater
I was literally walking toward it
So this is probably gonna be let's look at the entry time. So it's a double village, but is it a double village double ruin portal what?
That's crazy wait that is legitimately crazy
All right, we have our entry first entry 311 for crinios
311 for crinios. So let's look at
the the enter time for Liam while we do that let's take a look at what we get
from the chest for John six iron and it looks like it looks like Super TF
didn't go to the village and he's just realizing he was trying to dig for the
chest in the ruined portal he realized oh it's not a chest he found there's a
village with a a blacksmith actually to blacksmith I did did John find both
blacksmiths I don't I don't think John found both blacksmiths I don't know how
much it actually matters because he's able to make stone tools food here as
well but super tf is gonna have extra it's like a pseudo like Chad you know if
they oh look what Liam did bit of a mistake here he accidentally put his
crafting bench where he meant to build blocks are in the wrong spot so crinios quite uh-oh
crinios quite far ahead now he has he's not connected it so so you can see these are the
like little not mistakes but like slower things that crinios does he does not connect the left
rampart to the right rampart before making the trading hole he makes the trading hole then he
connects the rampart are you going gold are you good okay so like that that alone like probably
probably saved Liam 10 seconds here. I think Chronios is in the lead, but it's probably
a 10 second difference because of that. This match still, we are not looking at an entry.
Grab yourself some beds. Dude, if there's a treasure bastion on the bottom, I might
make them forced to know treasure bastion seeds. I have treasure bastion PCSD.
Is that a top?
Super T have almost playing like a like an open world like he's exploring and he's going for the gold
Okay, there's actually a pretty smart play. What I think John also grab the gold like
So bit of a time loss for John. He didn't find the second blacksmith. So he's killing the iron golem
Probably faster to loot obviously then go for the iron golem, but I don't know they're both like a I feel like they're both going
Let's play pace right here because they're just shocked super to get really trying to force the chest
That's fucked. He's trying to force the chest
I'm not joking either. I think it's not a bad call to try to force the chest. It's a good variance play
You could end up with you could end up with both a like looting sword and a
Flint and steel
But like if you have the dig for it in the house, it's the fucking place. It's the if you have to dig for it
It's kind of an L play. No, oh
Oh, is he digging? Oh, he's completing the portal.
Is John completing the portal? No.
You can't see change.
And tournament rules are no see change.
Yo, do I, I'm not even joking. Do I dig down?
Oh, he finds it. He finds it.
Blacksmith lava is four. Is that enough to complete it?
Okay, so I think SuperTip is considering completing the ruin portal.
Oh, a lamp takes a double hit.
On hard. Oh my god. I was on hard. Wow. Very glad I fucking real good catch on that mistake
That would have been a game ending mistake if he died there
I believe crinium is enough to leave he has full sack of string almost two full sacks of pearls
He's got three fire res and he has 20 obby so pretty else gets a leave when he realizes that he can go
Liam on the other hand is
For some reason short on some trades, but he has more obsidian
Okay, no, no, he has two full sacks. Yeah, he can leave as well. They both can leave
So crinios is doing his inventory management now and Liam is gonna be the first in the fortress. What happened to John?
Oh John I had a spill in his lava pool
Classic
Classic spill in the lava pool. All right, we're gonna have a very equal games top game
We are both in the fortress. Maybe a 10 second lead for Liam. He does find the spawner bottom screen
We have a 504 entry for super TF. He is running into a
What is that?
stables, I can't tell you
504 entry what is John doing right now? Oh, he has the wood light. Oh, he has the wood lights. Oh
Oh
No
John has to wood light. Oh, this is gonna be like a 40 second lead for super unless he gets lucky here
Okay, it is a housing it is a housing bashing Liam taking a lot of damage
He did get his
Exploders off you should extend right now. You should be spending it this time extending them. Yeah, nice
Okay, they both have done their their their blaze bedding
I mean, these games are neck and neck, no?
Look at this.
By the way, shout out, Crineos.
Playing lights out against players much higher rank.
I believe Crineos is iron-free with a, I think, 1530 PB.
Uh, and I think Liam has a, what's his PB, 12 maybe?
So, Crineos playing super well.
Playing well above his weight here.
These rates.
They're punching well above his weight, I think is the phrase.
That's so sad.
Liam loses a rod
All right, and we are entering that is a 627 enter for Masayoshi
It is a 1 minute 22 second lead if if super just doesn't play like an idiot he wins
Think they're gonna be mad
Yeah, it is is he gonna go for top-down
Yep top-down housing activated no food before leaving he does not have food in his offhand interestingly. Oh my god
I think he's on hard mode still he did not switch off hard mode. He did not switch off hard mode
He's on hard mode. I don't know if he knows
Maybe he's...is he...did he switch it off hard? I mean why is he getting so much damage?
I guess because they have swords? Wait what?
Why did I hit the strong...oh my god I dropped a fucking block.
He is low key inting. I'm not going to lie that Glowshot actually
He's threw me off
So he's lost a gold block here
This is a crazy seed to be fair like I do not envy these guys ruin portal village into
The housing's not that bad I guess
We have a blind crinios blinds. Let's take how many rods do you have for that six rods crinios first of blind?
I mean Liam just I don't know I I think Liam forces fights against blazes
that aren't favorable for him in the sense that it would be better for Liam to go back
Precraft let the blazes come to him even though they've spawned then fight them in a more front to back fashion
Then hitting them outwards where the soul sand doesn't exist anymore. Oh Liam blinded early. Oh
Liam blinded early my mistake. I did not realize Liam blinded early. Oh
Oh, that was an unnecessary pearl, but that's all right.
I don't know his fire as.
So Liam's ahead by how much you think maybe 20 seconds.
Maybe not even.
I mean, if it's better pathing here, guys, they're on 15 minute pace right now, by the
way.
They're both on 15-minute pace.
Crineos, that's a bad pearl.
Oh, never mind.
So, Crineos is taking higher terrain, which I like,
because now he can pearl downwards.
Liam initially started with higher, excuse me, lower pearls,
and then had to work his way back up.
So, I think Crineos saved some time here on the nav.
I think it's gonna come down to a perch
off top of the screen, bottom of the screen,
Super TF looking for the fortress?
Please open, please open. I'm begging, I'm actually begging.
Fortress is 20 chunks away? I don't think the fortress can be 20 chunks away.
I get the fucking worst nethers of all time, bro.
Pisses me off.
Is that even possible?
I thought it was guaranteed within a certain amount of chunks.
one down here I guess. I guess what's possible is the fortress is within like 12 or 14 chunks
but the spawner is deeper within the fortress right? I mean it just has to be here right?
Like nah this is just stupid. Wow wow wow look at the nav from Liam dude he's already in
the end. I don't think this is down to a per chop anymore unless he also gets an instant
nav crinios that is library did Liam preemptive he must have oh are you I don't think crinios
is a starter oh crinios is not in starter oh I don't like how he's doing this I think
just wins top. I don't see how Liam loses this. He has like a probably a one minute head start for this.
That could be a perch. Nope. Too wide.
Yeah, I think we have John slain by pig. My first death is because I didn't right click. Oh my God.
I think it's a blaze rod. John
slain by pig. Same time. It is
a blaze rod for Super TF. It
looks like a Super TF. Liam
game one win. They are the
favorites coming into this
match. So no surprise here. Is
that what is this dragon doing
Alright, Liam, for our first win.
Oh, goes for an early bet. I think he got nervous.
He has enough beds to push the dragon up.
And it looks like a clean six. Oh, five dead. Nice last bed.
That is pretty good. I will take a fucking mid-14.
14...
Fucking un-fucking-stoppable, man.
14-26, the fastest run of the day.
I mean, I can't even be mad at Kroneos.
Obviously, the nav was pretty bad in the stronghold,
But like he played super well to keep up with Liam for most of that match
He played super well to keep it up for most of that match that I mean that was really well played
All right super TF in the driver's seat a arguably
Unloseable situation. I think he has two full stacks of string
um
He's saying that because he only has 20 obby so if one obby is misplaced he loses
Or doesn't lose but he loses probably like five minutes. Maybe
Unless he finds himself an ex-qc chess
I don't I don't know what john's doing to be honest. I see him running around 20,000 bed
No, because like we said like y'all let's go to the blacksmith. I was running back to it
it maybe it was this way oh he can't find his nether portal oh this is so cooked oh my god
he can't find his nether portal oh he's not giving up he literally just couldn't find it
now let's see it was messed oh my god the wood is burned okay can i make it back is the real
question i have no armor all right john is back in the house i think he can make it back right
because the pigs should still be at the bottom and he can just pick up the trades there
All right, let's see how super's calc goes. This is the weakest part of super's game and unfortunately it's a decision
Uh a decision a limitation that he can't fix
So he loses straight up like I don't know anywhere from 15 to 30 seconds every run to just
Desert Temple seed for Liam and
crinios
Minus 86
Okay, you know what? I'm ahead. This is I think this is the play
What's the play? Oh, he's going for an extra bed food. He's going for food
The John die bro. Like what's happening?
John as lead to die, but I'm doing it. I actually think this is really smart
I mean, I think four bed is probably enough for bread. Excuse me. Um, but I think I saw negative 86
Get a get a get a fire as in your inventory on that again
Wait, it's 86 start
No, no, no, no, I need to find hey
Yeah, I get hey he'll be fine like two blocks I can actually make it
I do think John is cooked here
We're gonna focus on the top game because I think the bottom game is cooked. I do think it's just a super TF put in
Can you put up how many games each person's one yet Tim you got me on that can you just put zero zero next to their names like in parentheses
All right, it looks like I think
Cournie else is playing this a bit better. No, I don't know why he's super like or excuse me Liam ran all the way over here
I'm sorry, it's a dead silent. It's all right. I'll listen to you both. Okay. Yeah, let me get some stone
I shouldn't need to shovel a good one in case though.
Just to be clear, I have both her audio on, that's just how little they're talking.
John is, John is cooked, bro.
John is absolutely cooked, bro.
I don't need fucking buns.
Alright.
I might not see it at all.
They're both.
Water first.
There should be.
Water that way.
Okay, bit of a different play between both players. It looks like John is going for extra food
He's killing a couple of pigs
Is that a ghost bucket FF I see I barely see the stone holy shit. It's on the fucking hill
I don't think he's sitting nearby. I could I could grab anyway, so it really doesn't water
Bless by the water gods he gets one stray moving water that is so lucky
Liam is yes, I keep messing up the name. Sorry. I honestly, I think Liam played this overall a little better
because crinios
Struggled to find
The lava pool, but he has no food
I don't know how well he's gonna handle
What he's gonna have 13 flesh
Who won game one game one there has that hasn't finished yet. Oh, we are what oh, sorry
Liam won game one. He had the fastest on the tournament 14 minutes 20 seconds. I think in this event. I'm rooting for Liam
If I'm picking favorites, I think I want Liam to win. I want super to get hit by a
Bed in the nether and explode and I want him to win. I think
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You know, I'm not even sure what this is actually
Okay, this is housing because there's no tunnel.
Alright, we are both in housing, SuperTF gets a nice spike, he's gonna run it left.
It's a little bit of a big spike though, looks like a spawner.
Thank you.
Alright, so what do I do now?
I've actually never done that shot before, I was just like hoping that I could, uh, but
I could do it fast enough.
Okay, uh, let me go down.
Is he doing there we go? I think crinios is actually just blindly doing housing without really knowing how housing works
And to be honest, it's kind of work. Oh, okay. Not gonna lie. All right. That's fair
He doesn't get the the hidden blocks or the extra blocks
Liam is more efficiently looted all the chests here. Let's see if I can see
Oh, come on any more than that. Oh, I like this play by Liam. I don't know. I do the adelaide
The adelaide. I could do it. I don't I don't want to die. I'd like no food
I like this play by Liam, you know taking a little bit of extra time at the top just to see if you can find the fort
It doesn't end up. Oh
Oh
Well, this is very dangerous now
We do this Liam takes three hitch back to back. I think you can just run his route again
Yeah, oh my god, Liam might die man
Not back I need more piglins I like no piglins I can do
this oh shit buddy buddy buddy buddy I found that I found the extra big one okay
so so this is just a this is a difference of skill here in terms of
routing housing you're gonna see the top right crinios has like maybe it looks
like six pigs in his hole and I think we're gonna see Liam what the hell is
I'm doing
My god, what is the I'm gonna do his no distraction though. He's gonna use his helmet smart
I really like that play that's actually really smart though. Hey credit to Liam
him fucks it like nobody but Liam can fuck it and then intelligently uses his helmet
there now I like that play that's actually pretty smart you should be handing off the
gold here so doesn't look like that many pigs for Liam though I don't know interestingly
I feel like he took too long he lost the aggro never done it before my life so I don't know
Where we're supposed to gain a lot of time to crinios. I don't know if he's gonna gain much time at all right because crinios has like
Three to four pigs in the hole because he's new to the strap, but Liam because he just took so long. He couldn't get the gold. I
Don't know. I this isn't that much faster. By the way bottom of the screen super TF does win game one
I know we didn't talk about it too much, but there is a huge lead
So there wasn't really much worth talking about. Let's see what they're talking about for picks and bands for seed too
I'm curious now I think as you lost you can choose if you want a band first or pick or band second
Where'd you go hello
I'll keep up the tradition. I'll band second
Okay, I shouldn't tell you this but if you technically it's better than first because we can't go back to ruin portal
So if you band second you only get one band
Are you sure you want a band?
Yeah
Now they mentioned on band first, okay, so what are you banning I?
Just totally okay, so no DT. That's fine. No DT. Um, I
Just got accepted to unique Congrats, Calv
Buried
Treasure
I
I will ban village. So we're going to shipwreck.
All right, bottom of the screen. We're seeing a shipwreck for game two. Super is up one.
And on the top of the screen, we see Liam first to hit the fortress.
13. What the fuck?
And I don't think crinios is too far behind. I believe he has everything he needs.
He's just trying to find out where this fortress is.
I think he sees actually up here.
I'm also gonna get these marblins first.
I won't lie to you guys.
Oh, I like this play by Krineos.
Really smart.
Really smart play by Krineos.
Unfortunately, it doesn't get too much.
I don't know where to do the one.
But that wasn't bad.
I think he, oh, that was his, no, that was his,
that was his home portal he saw.
I couldn't.
Fucking.
Does he move with Bob on chat?
Who moves with Bob?
fucking die like an idiot oh my god all right never mind okay super tf down 20
seconds just being a stone-cold idiot okay he found it I guess just genuinely
down 20 seconds to like just mouth a gate looking at a screen unable to find
the ship oh my god blind and ugly by the way and boys
Masayoshi lost that entire lead by drowning
And they both equally been fucking drowned
I
Okay, I just got it dude dude crinios is impressing me so much today like I'm he's not someone who like
Had crazy coaching coming into this who's been like grinding it a lot. I want to pull up his profile real quick
We go to jerk off dot live. Oh
My god, bro
Not enough. Nope
He is iron to
He has a 23 minute average his elo right now 744
Thanks, he has played 31 matches this season
In 11 matches last season dude. He's only played like 45 games here right now
Compare that to Liam guys. He's played like about 50 games. Liam has played
270 matches this season
like
270 matches to 44 is insane
You feel so nice
That's insane, you know and he's keeping pace obviously he's behind like maybe I don't know five seconds here
No, it's probably down like 30 seconds here because uh because obviously it's already bowdying but still that's impressive
All right bottom of the screen how's it going boys who's winning the shipwreck seed chat you want boss? Oh my god
Super did not make a boat doors ladies and gentlemen. We have birch trap doors
He made a birch trap door low key that could be clutch in the nether if he uses it to one block
I know there's a ravine right here. We go
Super TF in the lead right now. I need to grab this tree too
Because we only have three trees. I don't know how John lost so much time over there. Oh, you're gonna go there
We go there. Whoa, say oh, say look at that next to the fucking it. Okay. We go on sees the kelp
You are something else
Wow, that is that is a huge come back in time
That looks so now you can't get mine fatigue in
Yeah, oh you can't get mine fatigue. I should know that in ranked MCSR. You dig out of it. I genuinely didn't know that
It's one deep one deep is a little sketch, but I can
My door you don't need your door John just go down
John's ravine does look very fake. I won't lie
Oh my god, I don't know the double anymore. I think John's ravine's fake. Oh, there's that yeah, that works. That works
That's good. That's good. I think it's one deep as well. He's nice to me
It's
No
Oh my god, John's ravine is fake
And I'm blocked off
Is this how cave divers die? What where am I and super can't pick up a piece of lava
Super I don't even know what we're gonna go to see you bro. We're gonna have to get respawn anchors and
Reset in the nether here. I think like this magma. This doesn't seem real
This is really tough. John is probably down a full minute
And counting we are right in front of a chat. What is this bridge bashing?
No
Dude this is next to the temple. Oh
My god, it is it's in the temple
I know part of ravine
Recognition is skill, but like it is so cringe to me that you might just lose your entire run
based off of
You going to the wrong ravine, you know what I mean like I don't think super or John made a skill play there
They both just dove into a ravine super was real John's was fake. I
Think it is a knowledge gap
But I don't think super was skilled for going to his ravine
You know what I mean like super didn't go to his ravine because he was like, oh, yeah
This is this is a good ravine. He just went over a ravine. He's like that'll work
Housing oh super TF taking a lot of damage
in the corner. Like I'm solo on food. Yeah, that is going to be a pretty big difference
maker here for each of them. I actually think John's playing this pretty well though. All
things considered. Oh wait. Can we focus on the top of our screen? We have a stronghold
off.
Crenios and Liam both in the stronghold. Hold up. Let's get a freeze check. I might lose
Both games to trundle now phone. Why do you guys?
Does he have entities on 50 I feel like he has entities on 500 I can have the last game right so I said
That wasn't starter. Oh, there it is. There it is. No here we are
All right, crudy us for the first time
Will be in there's like mobs
the end first
How's he in that's really sad after that research
And he's not only in first he doesn't need to death reset because he has to pork that he got from the hogs
He's gonna have bow once again raw dog this
He has not made his beds
You
Liam aggroed an enderman
Ender moid on Liam
Saved good play by Liam
So, uh, cranios is going full RNG here. I can't have though. He's not half going. He's going full RNG
Liam with no health
I don't get a better perch. Liam no health and not precrafted. I have six beds
I've done five every day. You could win just off that
Neem only has four bags
John dies
Again, I'm not even watching bot. No, I'm not I'm watching top brother. They're in the end together
That's a perch. I think it's a perch for Liam
No, he swings around. I really thought that was a perch
If crinios loses this this is really unlucky, I mean, I think he got me in probably 30 seconds before Liam
But Liam Liam could choke this it is four beds in one anchor
There's the perch
All right, crinios he has six beds it flipped
He chokes
He didn't put the bed on his hop bar he all right, I don't know. Did he just
Did he just mouse over the soul sand?
I
Okay, I gotta I think you should probably half bow now right does it matter at this point
You should hit him in the head dude
No, there we go
I'm seeing one chair shouldn't spoil anything
Aunt venom chat and then I'm being back seated and then I'm not and then it's all right and then I'm not another right
We'll let it slide and then with the backseat. Is that a perch? Is that a perch? Looks like a perch for Liam?
No
I mean, I'm not even lying. Oh that could be a perch for Liam. No
Crenios still win
Crenios could still win he could get a double perch before Liam gets one right that's a perch. There it is
All right, Liam's in he has to hit a money anchor. He only has four beds my anchor
That's a decent anchor. Decent bed. Decent bed. Decent bed he wins.
Crinios. Unfortunate. And he just got the second perch too.
Oh my god. How? How? How? What the fuck? Three minute perch. GG man. That's my bad.
That's my bad music. That's my fuck. How awkward was that with no music?
Damn shame, bro.
Honestly, super well played by crinios.
Unfortunate how the last match goes down.
I think it should have gone game three, but, you know, just misclicked.
Sometimes you misclick. It is what it is.
All right, boys, we're going to cut out this top game.
Tim, if you can change the overlay here, we don't need Liam and crinios.
Liam is going to be in the semifinals.
We only have two matches or excuse me, one match left.
And they're both frozen.
W?
It should be a tap in for Super, but to be fair, he only has five food.
It's a soul sand fortress and soul sand fortresses spawn way more mobs than normal fortresses
All right, he gets his first rod at 1128 how's John doing
John is just starting his trades
Super pre-craft or no, excuse me. I'm pre-crafting crafting his beds for the spawner
It's not a bad idea
You should just see his opponent just got obsidian for the first time as well
So he'll know that he has like at least a form and a lead here
Loki I'm hungry. What should I eat face some soup?
Sucks for John. I mean, look, John got top four in the first match. Like he clearly has the chops. But, you know, obviously this tournament is mostly about not just like really good and, you know, luckily, he died twice, two pretty hard seeds to be fair.
like those are not very fun overworlds especially the first one
i think super's got a magma cube on his ass i don't know if he's looking at this
this magma cube can jump 20 000 blocks by the way
oh my god sniper get down he has two zombie meat left oh my god he's out of
fire as he doesn't know he's out of fire as we can blind finish this later
That was really lucky that was so lucky by the way that could have been literally GG
He has to fire as no no no I'm saying his fire as ran out
I'm just like playing this as like he did not have fire res while they were shooting at him with the fire
Which in some people's eyes makes me a pussy. I know he has it, but if he didn't use it and he got shot
Which they were shooting
And then we'll do this and then we'll die and then we'll go back in
Full hunger reset from super tf. I think it's a good call. I
Think a hunger resets a good call here
It looks like John is looking for oh my god
He got shot off he's trying to
For some reason he's trying to loot the center chest. I don't know if he's stored on obsidian or what?
I
Know I'm one fucking another one because I'm one fucking soul saying
Does it actually matter I thought it didn't matter if you're on soul saying am I wrong about that?
There's no 20 eyes bro fuck it. They both only have 19 obby
No, no super s20
He's more than 20 eyes. I did click on the bed. I hope
You know a little safe cuz I don't know what I did or what I didn't I
Slapped right yeah, I did okay John only has 19 just in case
Kill yourself oh
Joe
If that zombie dropped flash, I'm actually gonna go pick that up
Okay, John has found the fortress I think this is high key so one of a game the bed
Super does not seem like he's playing like as well as he usually does
Agreed a hundred percent
Here's the deal is like I think when you play without a coach
You still have the same knowledge
But you have to spend more of your mental stack thinking about the things that like keep you progressing and keep you alive
And so that slows you down as opposed to when a coach is telling you when you have to worry about something
So all you have to worry about is just cranking
How is John caught up I mean to be fair he is not caught up John is still at least
Probably two and a half minutes behind. It depends how he plays this fortress
They are however, I will say at different spawners, so this could change some aspect of it
Let's just fucking be extra cautious
Well, the thing about the jerk offsides, you have to do it so long.
Oh my god, I didn't even consider that.
It's okay.
Okay, he's blinding at negative 30.
262.
I believe he's off by one.
Not by much, but he's a little bit.
No, he's actually, he's on the money.
He's on the money.
I could have died there.
He has everything pre-crafted, he has a bow for half-bow, he has seven beds.
Oh, these runs are so weird, man.
Nails it.
Alright, super TF for the win.
All you have to do is one cycle and nav.
What am I fucking doing? Are you stupid as hell?
Do you want anyone to love you ever?
Talk so negatively about himself. There's a great spike. Run it down mid.
Oh, hitboxes as well?
Run it down mid, baby. That's money.
Run it down mid!
We just send it down it and see what we could be back left turn right, but I think it's just on mid chest for food nothing
Chest plate for the fans why it might as well I
Think it's right. It's just gonna be right here
I'll check but I
He hears it. He hears it. Look at that. He's going in this could be a mistake. I think you should hungry set
Yeah, I think great call that's some crazy
I think it's a great call. I think he was about to go in without hungry setting. He has one zombie meat
He wouldn't be full health. He wouldn't be full energy. I think it's a great call
He doesn't pull a crinios I
Think he has enough pearls for this to play but it's like good enough brother. It's the jerk offs
Nobody can make a pussy play in the jerk offs. That's kind of the point
save a bed here nah nah I think that's a fine call I don't think you need to
bed. Okay. He has seven beds. You do north south perch. Is he going for the half bow?
He is, he doesn't have, I don't like this, he doesn't have pearls on bar.
I think he can handle it without pearls on bar, but it wouldn't hurt.
I don't know how he plans on getting down right now.
Like if the dragon instant perches, I don't know how, I guess he'd have to just nav it
quickly.
dies fighting a blaze, John with a fourth death, and what is probably an
unloosable game, there's the pearl to the bar, super waste of the perch. I like
how he picked that chestplate up from the the chest and just didn't put it on.
Just a cosmetic chess play.
Just genuinely no reason to have it at all.
Is this the finals? No, this is the quarterfinals.
Loser will be tied for fifth. Winner is going to move on to the semifinals.
Winner of this match specifically is going to go up against C-Watt.
And then the other half of the bracket, Evo's going to be going up against...
Liam. I believe that's correct.
There's the perch.
All right, seven beds. Super TFRU clutch.
Early. Money as fuck. Money as hell. And almost a four bed.
Massive, massive, massive, massive.
GG!
And a 2-0 on both halves of the bracket 2-0
Yeah, those baked potatoes?
Congratulations!
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh, it's just me and you on the call.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm playing a ranked game right now, bro.
Oh, no, I didn't.
No, you didn't grab them.
Dude, I grabbed the potatoes and then I made baked potatoes
in the fucking in the Bastion because we had no food.
Yeah, no food.
But no, I just fuck.
I actually know my my lava bucket is tilde.
So my fingers are dizzy from like doing F3GC.
And I just lava bucket myself.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah, I wasn't even hunger.
I just I just died in the dumbest way.
By fellas, are you ready for the semis?
Um, our first match will be Siwat versus Liam.
Oh, OK, very nice. Where is Siwat?
Why can't I play Siwat instead of super, bro?
That's not how the bracket works.
OK, OK.
You can't pick who you want every round.
Well, you know, it was like, it was kind of like a, yeah, like he begged me to not pick up, you know, like if
Dude, you're lucky you didn't pick him, bro. That guy's a demon. He dropped a 16 in a second. Yeah, he actually did
He's the highest average in the tournament right now
Bro, I mean, no, let me and john went to war on those seeds like those seeds were fucking insane. I see the rp
Highkey your first seed your ruin portal village was disgusting
No, that shit was gross
But you don't understand there was a pillager desert temple seed.
That was also gross.
That was what that was mine to.
Yeah, you've been getting on seeds.
That was I think it's some fucking.
You know, you got in before Saps said Saps was like getting chased
by six pillagers while trying to get down.
It's gross.
I want a normal seed, bro. See what?
Yeah, Sarah was watching the in-cube reaction.
You're good, brother.
It is your round against Liam, best of three.
Okay.
You guys can do your picks and bands here.
Call the coin flip.
I'll flip it for you guys, heads or tails.
I will let Liam pick.
Yep.
See what I picked.
Give it over here.
Liam.
No, he doesn't want it.
Hello?
Okay, what happened?
Liam, heads or tails?
Oh, heads.
Sorry, I was taking a big, big miss on that one.
You said heads, yeah?
Yes, yes, yes.
It was tails.
See what you get first ban.
What do you want to ban?
Yeah.
First off, you get second ban.
You get second ban.
Liam, what do you want to ban?
I get second ban?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, I ban?
Yeah, you ban first.
I'll ban a ruined portal.
Can I see what?
We're gonna ban Barry Treasure for no reason in particular.
Okay, Barry Treasure, ruined portal gone.
One more band for you, Liam.
Shipwreck.
All right, your choices between village and desert temple.
Give me a moment.
Give me a moment, this could be a big decision here.
Yeah, let me take your time, it's the best of three here.
Hmm.
And just for clarification, super Evo,
your game will be after this, you guys got some time here.
Roger that.
Okay, so we have to wait for the best of three.
Yeah.
We'll chill for a bit.
You're trying to get out of here.
I can play.
I can play another ring.
You could play another.
You probably play another two red games or one game.
Yeah.
Um, let me take, let me take it to.
Village.
Let's just get a clean village going.
All right.
Okay.
We're going for a village.
Yeah, it's round one.
Apparently.
We're going back to the village.
Liam, see what guys started up whenever you want.
Uh, what do you guys got to host?
Do either of us have the ability to name?
Can you pick a seed if you host the lobby?
Yeah, you saw what do you mean?
Pick a seed.
Well, I think I think you have to pay.
Maybe I got misinformed.
I think not everybody can do that.
If you host lobby, you have to have a paid.
Oh, yeah, I do.
I can do that.
Okay.
I haven't done that.
Okay.
Yeah, it's only for dominant pickaxes.
Yeah.
Did I pay?
It looks on saving me or, or you got blessed up by, by Oliver, maybe.
All right, guys, I'll make this quick. I'll be right back. He
tells me, bro, so much. All right, boys, let's get the predictions
rolling chat. Who do you think is going to win? Liam or C what?
We are jumping in to our first semifinal game. I got my money on Liam here, bro. I got my
money on Liam here, Doug. But I would low key obviously Liam's my favorite player here.
It would be really good for the Ludwig brand if C1 won this. If C1 won this. It would be
really good for the Ludwig brand because I lost to C1. If C1 wins this event, it makes
me look a lot better. Chad, we're going to run ads right now so there's no ads during
actual match it should start a moment here um i lost a couple of gold blocks so i just like
painting like really good i see i see i'm gonna go pbrb so i figured something happened uh okay
let me uh let me just join dude i'm nervous uh it is nervous it's very nervous very nervous
reducing
Well, we've made it far I feel we made it hard enough for that we can hold our hold our heads high, you know
Like I want to say like I'm
Yeah, that was scary bro, that was I scared I mean I think I beat stands most of time, but I was still scared
Yes
Recreating the mid-off split
I had genetic disorders
Yeah
My bloody poison
I want my checkers yesterday
So please don't do that
And I am a metal file
But that's not everyone in the France
Some of us are normal guys
But not me
But this is there
And I'm hungry like a Franchman
There's a blacksmith there.
Can I have our one?
Let's see, blacksmith.
There's blacksmith. I'm gonna go in there and get the food in that house potentially.
Why? Why? Ask yourself, what do I want?
I should have been doing something in the downtime, because I do feel like my hands are cold right now.
Not physically, but since I'm not as locked in their house.
Oh my god, I missed a minute!
Ah boys, we are in semi-finals, winner goes to the finals of the first ever jerk-offs.
We have Liam vs. Seawatt, let's take a look at what we got here, more wood, and he made
a hoe, let's see if that variance play pays off here, he's going to have way more food.
Seawatt's playing nice as fuck right now, I'm not going to lie bro, he's playing nice
as fuck.
a pool and it's close to the ocean for gravel. I like this route. This is pretty good.
Like, he literally just called out what Liam called out. Like, he's like, 10 seconds ahead of Liam.
Oh, a better one.
Why do you just hit that innocent cow?
Look at the way this guy makes his portals by the way.
Look at this.
This is what I lost to.
He's genuinely doing 2000 and fucking eight strats, brother.
Mama wasn't president when people were doing this.
He also is really bad at farming gravel, but luckily for him, Flint comes on number five.
Nice, forgot they're on the way in.
241 entry, let's take a look at Liam. How's he reply to this?
He also hits the cow. All right. In terms of animal cruelty, they are tied.
He should be fine here
Is he enough
Okay is enough so try what was my what was the entry time to to what?
241 and then Liam's in at 329 W drags. So the overworld 42nd difference that is a massive difference
It is a bridge bastion. This is unlucky for Liam. I think this is probably the second best helmet here route for
or CWAT.
Also, CWAT portals literally built different. I literally gapped it in another and that's the CWAT portals differential. I'm honestly telling you, you know, Cap.
Good news for Liam is that pretty bad nav from CWAT getting into this chalice. I think they're 10 seconds apart.
Just based off of bridge movement
This kind of sucks using the leaves
Okay, see what 1v1ing a pig doesn't get any food from it didn't need food anyway. That's her crack smoker here
I
Didn't look at the right side to triple this could be a great call. It might be a crack smoker seed
Did I just genuinely see Seawatt scroll to his brother?
I'm losing to a guy who scrolls.
I think it's fine.
Break the block above him.
There we go.
Look at all those pigs.
Dude, I mean, he's going to gap him.
See what is going to gap him in his bastion.
Liam went for DK. It's a crack smoker seed.
He's got like six pigs in his hole.
See what has like 10 pigs and four more who are trying to get in.
in. Oh he might die. They're both locked in, neither party talking. Dude if I
didn't know better I would think there's somebody secretly talking in
see what's here. He's genuinely playing too nice for a skill level. Okay, bad pearl. Not
Not a horrible pearl by Seawater, he just went high for no reason and I think I like Liam's pearl a lot better, his pearl hang.
Because look how long it's taking, I mean this is the worst part of Seawater's game is the navigation from like thing to thing.
He does find the spawner however, let's see how money this pearl is.
Fucking money as hell.
Oh he might die.
Okay, not a bad call. I don't think he had any... Oh, he has FireRest. Oh my God, he's dying to the Skeleton.
Oh my God, I have no... I just have to sit here and wait.
Alright, I can make another bed.
Yeah, I mean, Lance is cooked, bro.
I have no string. Oh, that's so bad.
That's like a game loser.
It is a game loser and and look at see what look he has
Two anchors two beds. He has so much dude. He made a goal. Okay, dude. He's cheating
He made a gold pig
It's a great call, but like how do you have the wherewithal to do that?
Dude, he might just be that guy
Okay, we're not up to that much. Let's stay humble.
It's not his chat. His chat's open. They're literally saying useless shit.
Someone check in Fumi, bro. Smoking gun.
Like, I'm musky good. What am I? Just...
I'll just be one.
Oh my god, he's gonna die.
All right, Liam goes for a blaze bed. It's gonna be a big time save
It's pretty bad for him he lost a lot. I maybe didn't find this water. I don't think
Liam's right. I think the rates are just that bad
Right. I think the rates are just genuinely atrocious. He should eat right here. He should eat. He should eat. He should eat. He should eat
I think Liam's but here's the deal Liam is doing like I think Liam's genuinely because the rates are bad
And because he blaze beds and because he built out with soul sand
He's probably gonna make up and be in the lead after this fortress split even though he was a full
Probably 45 seconds behind maybe a minute behind
Bro Q land oh my god
or the rates are just ass like what is this
I'm hearing a lot of discord messages I don't know
I hope it doesn't have to do with the event because your body is not checking that right now
check super DMs I don't know that he didn't tell me I really think
if I do right here I can get a good channel
does he have all his rods he doesn't right
I was decent. I think I was decent. I'm a little nervous about it, but we're going to just do it.
He doesn't have all his rods and he got a break. That's going to hit the tree, I think.
I think you could show this video to anybody who doesn't understand why you're supposed to blaze
bet. It's like genuinely a master class on how it wins you a game. He was 45 seconds slower in
in the overworld then lost like another 15 seconds in the bash in 20 seconds.
He's like a minute behind going into the fortress makes it all up
just because he blazed bed and built out.
What the fuck is this song on?
Like, can I do that?
Well, this is just cringe.
I guess it broke.
This is so fuck man.
Oh they're both stored on the rods.
Good pre-crafts by Liam.
W pre-crafts.
He might die again.
I think I think I think they're at the point where they both killed 20 blazes and I think every single blaze after that drops a rod
Maybe not wow over three
They're gonna go this way that way
In Liam's out first
our eye breaks the same yeah eye breaks are consistent between players and so
our rod drops and so our trades in the Bastion most variables are consistent
where you even where you teleport to in the nether is the same spot regardless
of where what like lava pool you used
All right, Liam in first.
Pop right, straight.
Oh, that's great.
Back left, back left, back left.
Run, run, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Just go, just go.
You have a secret left.
What?
What is he doing?
Maybe I should have gone straight.
It was back left.
Where are you going?
Yeah, that wasn't Tim playing that song. It was back left. He doesn't know it's secret
left right now. Okay, there it is. Now he checks it. He's going to find it. All right.
He lost some time there. I think he sees it now. All right. Let's see how C. Watts Nav is.
He could make up some time here. Liam did precraft. So we should be first in. There
is he saw it is he gonna send back left he just sends it he just sends it
Alright, Liam is half bowing.
And I like this doing the offhand bow that is so much faster than how I do it.
I think he's gotten six of the crystals with this shot.
Oh, he's he lost.
He lost. I can't offhand.
I can't do the offhand shit.
Oh, my God.
And it's the second round.
I've lost offhand fucking.
Like, why am I doing this?
I mean, why am I even half bowing, actually?
And my pearls are not inventory for some reason.
I think the half bow is fine, but yeah, if you're not experienced, I mean, that's why I don't often. He just showed why I don't often
That was that was literally a picturesque reason why I mean, it was doing really well until then, but
L leakers in his chat L leakers
Believe this is PB if see what were to win this would be his PB
There's a perch never mind a lot
That looks first full all right, there's the no
He's moving nervous as hell
see what sounds nervous now I think you lost PB I think he lost his PB here
this is so scumbag bro this track is scumbag
Super's win con is pretty tough. I mean it literally requires you watch
I don't think it's been close to three minutes
Whatever what I think it's only been like a 90 seconds, right?
This is resolution, bro. I don't have a weapon. I really don't have a weapon if I fuck this up
How many beds does he have one two three four five swinging with my pickaxe six you've seven beds, bro
Liam dies again. The worst part about Liam's game is he does not have a lot of fight when
he resets. Now having said that, this one's a bit tough to come back from. That's money.
That's a little early. That's money. That's a forebred. Ah, I just missed it.
Let's go, dude! Holy shit! Let's fucking go!
Dude, that could have PB'd! I could have PB'd on that!
Liam down 0-1.
Boom!
I don't know what he was doing. I guess he didn't have bow. He was just going from next to him.
Holy!
You switched your blocks when you panicked. Off-hand didn't stop any inputs.
The iron?
I'm aware it can't stop inputs, but the offhand crossbow is just confusing for no reason,
and Mebe told me that it's not faster, so I'm never offhanding it again.
Yeah, I mean, probably with correct inputs, there's no reason for it to be slower, right?
Oh my god, I was shaking.
That was my PB, if the dragon perched for me quicker.
So it wasn't your PB.
The Super TF patch has been added to Minecraft.
Whoa, this bug has finally been fixed.
In Minecraft Java Edition,
the bug where you couldn't operate the game during Japanese input
has been fixed after over 10 years.
After inputting Japanese in chat,
you can now move without having to press HAP width full width.
So you're telling me
that there was an input he could have used to a freedom keyboard.
So we only reset due to his ineptitude.
And then they patched out and the seed, by the way, that I was winning.
Okay. Okay. That's interesting. That's cool. That's interesting, bro.
That's fucking interesting, bro.
fucking fucking evil.
Bacamono.
Shiroi Bacamono.
See what is rage baiting Liam?
Uh, what, how does this work for round two?
I think we pick ban again, we can't do village and then you start the pick because you won
or I don't know if it switches because you started it, I don't remember.
This one's good, look at that.
I'll ban a buried treasure.
Okay, I'm gonna ban...
I'll ban room portal.
You hate room portal, huh?
Yeah, I don't like it.
I can pick this shit.
Oh, we just did villains. We have to do something without that now.
Yeah, so shipwreck and D tier love. I will take.
Hey, sorry, give me a second. Wait, hold on. They're doing this wrong.
My heart's going.
Whoa, what up, lads? Yo, what's up?
Congratulations to CWOT winning game one. I think you guys are doing this wrong. It's 01, right?
Oh one see what's up game one. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So we are going to you've just played what?
What what seed village okay, so every six of her village is off the seed and you are going to ban first Liam
them. Oh, you get to ban one. So I'll ban ship or sorry, run portal. Okay, so you're
left with shipwreck, buried treasure, desert temple, you get to ban one, see what? I will
ban buried treasure. Okay, and now you get to pick Liam between shipwreck and desert
temple. Yeah, that makes sense. So we will play it DT. All right, good luck. So I was
I'm not about to pick anyway. Alright, GG's.
It just would have been unfair, cause see what was picking the seed after winning, it doesn't make sense.
Even if it's the same seed, it just should be standardized, so that the loser gets the advantage in the seed.
Alright boys, game two, this is Liam's tournament life.
Ahem!
Not gonna say anything.
I'm out boys. I lost. I'm sad about it. It is what it is. I got crushed. I'm fine. I'm not I'm not tilted
Dude, I don't blame him I'm tilted. I actually think see what is playing crazy right now
I see okay, we have the line we have the line like he's genuinely playing insane to the point where like I oh
Oh my god Liam loses a full 20 seconds because he slipped on the pressure plate
That is a brutal way to start a seed
I'm good
I am good on that never again never seen anybody do this ever
Blame everything the sand pushed me
What is he doing? How's he not in yet? Is he wood first?
Is he
minus 40. Don't worry about it, he's dead.
I need the wood. I need the wood before I go there.
All right boys see what up big here probably another overworld where he's
gonna get in first
fuck that's a village is that dumb trying to find gravel oh my god it's perfect
but no food how to see what know where he's at there's achievements in the game
so like there's an achievement called acquire hardware and if you don't see
Your opponent acquire the hardware you're like why did they not acquire the heart of two golden apples?
And in this example it was because Liam killed himself and so had the reset
Dude, I mean like I guess is it even worth killing the chickens when chickens like right there
That's a huge time save for see why like not only by the way. Is he going into this seed?
Faster than his opponent
He also is
Because because Liam reset he's also saving time with like the TNT on the gravel like that saves so much time because of the
the rates on the gravel
He did lose some time somewhere probably from crafting I think Liam's probably generally faster at crafting
And the drain of his it's just takes longer for his ship to drain
Lava. All right, so it is a 241 enter for CWAT and a 246 enter for Liam. Liam saved
probably about 15 seconds after his full reset. Whoa, that was scary. Almost jumped into a little pit.
They see the fortress. We're going to want to keep that in mind. You got a fortress on your
on your on your left here oh see what and did not craft a boat so he's spending the
time now to craft one thing see what doesn't do which is like obviously he's
like a Minecraft right like this is his main game but that it like it genuinely
shocks me I mean that wasn't the most idiotic move I've ever seen he ate a
Gapple and then instantly tanked all the health from the Gapple by just running into the flowers
Don't you call out by oh my god, it's lava housing. Oh my god, it's lava housing. This is fucked
that was good. That was that was bad. That was bad. Is he thinks he can swim in lava.
He doesn't offhand. I
Don't know why but he just doesn't offhand what the okay, maybe I block it off first
Dude, this is fucked. This is how do you even it's so big this is fucked
This is fucked
He's not doing this correctly actually he dealt with lava housing yesterday. He actually is doing it correctly
He's trying to put a hole around it
All he has to worry about is this staircase though. Let me just get armor so I can chill
This is a miserable seed dude. I'm not gonna lie. I do not envy these guys. This is genuinely miserable
Tell you string
He beat you I mean he beat Liam one. I'm telling you see what's good
It's just surprising like what he knows versus what he doesn't know. I
Don't even know like how this works
I think he's you're on the right page to be honest. I don't think the lava on the right matters
I think yelling that matters the lava on the left
You have to just make sure that the stairway isn't blocked
So the lava on the right chill, it's just gonna fool
cool. I think that's a little more. I'm scared for him. Oh, W drain one little chunk.
You just listening to like the most insanely comforting Pokemon music while dealing with
lava and about. Oh my God, he's insane. He's insane. He's
so stupid for this. He's so stupid for this. Why did he stand there? Oh my God, that was
so insane holy shit why did he do that that was oh my god that stressed me out so much
kids cough
oh my god dude oh my god that was so stressful
what are you doing with the gravel here's a lot of time
time. That's a little cringe.
He has a lot of time. Can I even nav this?
It might still be draining below him. Oh my god, it's still.
Yeah, it's going to be draining for like another probably like a minute.
is south west
I don't even know like what other shit I can do I can clear inventory a little bit
see what easy bitcoach here
he's about to pop into a fortress
am I, might go no
Like
No, I don't want to burn my pigs. I need to check. Yeah, I think it's a good call
I think it's a good call
There's probably still lava at the bottom
Is it all oh my god? Look at that one pig bro. Look at that pig. I'm as soon as I see that this is beginning to clear
I'm going to
He should be collecting gold blocks. No because the issues if he collects
Well first off half the gold blocks are in that lava, but if he collects the gold blocks the pigs are gonna start running into the lava
He played lava housing yesterday. That's why he knows this
he
Basically did the route like normal before it was fully drained all the pigs went into the lava. He had three pigs trading
Now it's probably fine
But the pigs will kill themselves
Alright, let's see how Siwa handles lava housing.
This genuinely looks like Minecraft gameplay from 2008.
Oh, it's a lava housing.
Maybe that's what his holdup is.
looks and sounds insane. Interesting strat going from the top. I think if he
opens it up there should be lava inside though. I don't know what he's doing here.
Isn't there a lava in here?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Can that burn the chest?
Oh, look at this game plan.
Two totally different ways to handle lava housing.
He's digging underneath the lava to grab the gold blocks, ignoring the route.
forced the route basically by picking all the law that walks away I mean this
could work I guess but where are you gonna trade at the pigs maybe right
outside here
there goes your one pig there goes your one pig I don't know if this is
smarter I don't actually think it is because you are basically improving a
route now
maybe he can go to the here's what he could do he could take that gold go to
the top left rampart and trade I don't is it triple triple he could trade in the
other triple oh he's just making up a hole
He's just genuinely making up a hole.
Yeah, I don't think Siwat Hole is the play for Lava Housing.
I don't think he's about to invent the strat that people are going to be using for Lava
Housing.
I'm going to let him cook here, but I think Super's play, he's out, obviously he had a
four minute lead.
So let's just take a look.
Super's out at 10.52.
see when Siwa leaves. If he's out by minutes 14, I would say it's a win. Fuck Liam, I keep
my simple names. Alright, he's not even like he should hit a pig. Why do you make his whole
three deep I'm literally hearing pigs died a lava
look up
see what it is not it did all the pigs in front of you are just dying you didn't
look they're killing themselves you went from four pigs to one I mean he's got
four in a hole I'll give him that he does have four pigs in a hole okay he's
gonna get a fifth pig fifth pig is entering Liam low health Liam got
knocked off I mean to be clear obviously Liam's in the lead but if he dies
it's over why be worried about a spawn here back up and eat I would back up and
eat you gotta eat food at some point I think he's out of gapples
Okay, three rods. Eat your food. He's got it. He has a gapl. Eat your gapl. What are
you saving that for? Either chuck flesh or eat gapl.
What a chill song he listens to.
Alright, let's see how it's going for Z-Wat.
I mean Z-Wat trading hole took a while to get going, but now that it's up and running,
like, it is working.
He has virtually no string.
He has three string. I think he has to place gravel. I don't think he's placed gravel yet.
I just don't organize a pressure plate. Oh, oh, he already made it into wool. Okay, that
makes sense. I was stressful. He could go then. Yeah. Oh, he only has 13 of Sidian. He's
13 obsidian
and maybe he's gonna home portal maybe that's the play for him
guy in leon shadow stop 15 right now tim bannum
tim bannum for the rest of the event just time him out
get get his ass in
I want him dead. No bourgeoisie in these chats
Oh
Okay, so Liam has already blinded
He's already done the calculations
The rates are
horrible
The rates are horrible. Oh, you need to chuck flesh. Oh my god. You're gonna die. See what's gonna die in maybe five seconds
He's gonna die. Oh, he's so lucky. He's gonna die. Oh my god. He's
That was risky
Just two and a half hearts
Risking life and limb
Maybe bands can't have be can't be having any another rights, bro. It's the rules
I want to throw a dumb pearl.
I think, by the way, it looked like SeaWatthole was about as fast as waiting for the Law of
the Dream.
Respect to SeaWatthole.
I think if he were to have worked on it a bit better, it could have been something.
I think it was probably the same speed, but he got to the fort at like 15 minutes.
It was similar.
Yeah, he didn't get any obsidian though, so maybe see what hole is in L.
There's one, six, four.
I think this is the cleanest Liam W we're going to see all day.
Oh, maybe put something above your...
Does he have...
He has fire res surely, right?
Okay, doesn't need it.
Five dollars take it or leave it maybe no nether rights at the jerk offs
There's no nether rights at the jerk offs, bro. Can't be going on who's chat typing, bro
Yeah, keep your your I didn't know
Everybody knows there's no nether rights at the jerk off
You should like straight left only gold homies are allowed at jerky's everybody knows this
Yeah, yeah. I think he's going
to be too hurt from last game.
I think he's just going to wait
for the perch. I know Liam. I
think that's his plan. Oh my
God. Thank you for the 10 gifted
XC 55. Um I should have
though. I think he's going to
be a really strong one. But
I think he's going to be
a really strong one. I think
he's going to be a really strong
one. I think he's going to be
should a half bow, but I won't.
Yep, called it.
I'm just booking it.
Liam is a man.
It's like, I can't loot.
The only way I die is if I half bow,
even though it's like correct.
Like, I could just get fireball.
Liam is a man who likes to avoid what hurt him in the past,
and I get that.
And I get that.
Oh wait, Ed Bo's trying to overworld travel?
Or excuse me, see what?
You see what?
No, he's about to overworld travel here.
Dude, I keep fucking up both of your names.
My brain is literally fried today.
This is not how you're supposed to home portal.
I don't know if he knows what home portaling is.
Let's kill this cow.
I mean, he has to go to negative 1300, negative 2000.
Perch for Liam?
Maybe?
He didn't really study how to do that.
Perch for Liam?
Alright, this is the game right here.
I'm just kidding.
Hey, this is the game.
Flam Plutches, he wins.
It's 1-1, it'll go game 3, I should say.
4 plus 1, clean.
I'm not gonna say it, I'm not gonna be toxic, I'm not gonna be trying to be toxic, he was just, he was happy that he was on pace and I respect it.
Yo, GD man, that shit was ass.
Yeah, that was terrible. Did you die at any point in that?
No, I just like played it so safe, and just like, check the block off a lot of them, but why did you die in the bash?
I died earlier. I think I died at...
3, otherwise the maybe movement kinda closed, but I was taught very tough- did you hunt portal?
No, I had enough.
Oh yeah, enough.
Uh, okay, well, uh, let's go. We're in the final round.
Do you know how the f***ing works this time?
I- say again?
Do you know how I would like a pick ban going?
No, I don't.
Gentlemen! Congratulations, Megan, it's a game 3. Loser will be out of the jerk-offs when
to remove on of the jerk offs. I have to give a couple of updates here. First off, I did
have to time out a member in your chat, Liam Mebe, another right giving information, no
another rights allowed in this event. And just keep that warning going. See what I do see
a couple of people trying to share information from Liam's game over to you. I think he called
it out. I appreciate that. Oh yeah. Yeah, for sure. I mean, I can go
emot only. No, no, no, no, I think it's fine. I think with both situations were taken care
of maybe is dead Tim took him out back and we won't to worry about them anymore.
Anyway, for this final game, it is going to be between three seeds amongst three seeds.
You will get to ban one of them, Liam, and then you'll pick from the final two.
So what are the three seeds you haven't played? I believe it's ruin portal, shipwreck,
berry, treasure. Yes, correct. Liam, which one do you not want to play?
Ruin portal. So that means you get to pick between berry, treasure or shipwreck. And I'm
I'm assuming we're going shipwreck.
Yeah, Liam's kind of cowered for no room portal.
I'm going to have to say it, but yeah, let's go.
Let's go shipwreck.
What do you mean?
Dude, those are the most high power.
Those not your favorite.
How is that not everyone's favorite?
I hate no pick fucking Bastions.
They hate it so much.
I could say the same about Barry Treger.
It's kind of cowardly.
No, here's the thing.
Don't know how to do it.
So if I did, I would love to.
There's a map.
You'll get the map in the ship.
You get the map in the ship, bro.
Okay. Yeah. Okay. Uh, yeah, we're going to do, uh, we're going to do ship ship. Right. Start, but I'm going to use the bathroom. I'm going to use the bathroom really quick. All right. Take your time. Take your time.
Hey, good luck. Good luck. Thank you. If you want to stay here, I'll let you know I'm back.
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I think we're jumping into a boys
Thank you very much gilly gilly and Ian but I am a little nervous
This guy is actually like dream when he got caught. What the fuck I did not get caught in do shit
Khalil back up with the 10. Thank you the 10 gifted Khalil
Take seven. Thank you the prom. All right shipwreck last time see what played a shipwreck
He lost time to finding the ship here. He instantly finds it
Do they know how to fast loot? Let's see no and no they don't
Although I will say much better fast looting of the chests
going for air is
super or
Going for air is Liam's I have a guess that it's wait. This is my future. Oh, it's right here. Wait what? Oh
My god, I can't go no food wait, that's a game losing seed
That's a game losing choice
I'm gonna make my ship at my boat. Oh
We lost the game off that
See what did not grab the food chest I think he knows
What no oh he's fine never mind I thought I didn't see it in make his bucket. I freaked out for nothing. I
I do think it's better to make shears and a stone axe
Wait he did fuck up he fucked up he just fucked up
Wait he just lost the game. He has to reset his seat. Does he not realize that he didn't he doesn't have flint and steel?
What did he just do?
Flinted steel!
Yeah, are you gonna underwater would like you think you have it like that? Oh
You're getting flint that's really good. What are we getting the flint for? Oh, what are we gonna do with this now?
Wait for the realization. We have to go back here wait for the realization boys to the ship
We're gonna grab the food wait for the realization and then help the ravine
He's gonna realize in what's it was visible
Five I did I thought I had to mine gravel three two. Oh my god
No iron is so stupid of me, bro
We're gonna have to believe in the self light you guys know how it lights sometimes on its own
So wood lighting is actually not too bad. It can happen. You can get wood lights even accidentally
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
what is he doing?
what? why is he just tanking damage?
you didn't set up a, you need to set up a, how does he de-
one deat makes it a little harder
how does he do this? what?
I've never seen him build his portal before
what the fuck is this?
Okay, but now you have the wood light.
Oh my god, that's not good for you.
You're gonna break it open, get some...
There's no way!
He is the luckiest man alive!
And that might be the play to move him on in jerkoffs!
There's no way!
Forget dream bro. That is the luckiest thing I've ever seen that was a frame one a one-tick wood like and this
So he is wrong about that he does have shears
He's actually in the nether at basically the same time and he's actually building a lot faster
So I would argue Liam is ahead right now, but he should just be happy that he didn't lose time
Just to be very clear, Liam is still ahead even after that play, but it was a crazy play
that worked out for SeaWat.
I like the re-scan by Liam, I think that's smart.
SeaWat is just running through like Rambo, literally no clue where he's going, just running
through the forest.
Is he going to come out the other end to a bastion?
Oh, he's going the same way as Liam now.
I think maybe no now he rescans and he realizes he was a bit off course and now he runs backwards
And we have the fortress it is a treasure bastion this is probably the probably the best route for
See what so he could not have gotten a better seed in the bastion
Liam lowering his res his render distance because the gas you can see it floating below him
see what's still trying to find the treasure bastion scanning again just
needed reassurance that he's going the right way sometimes that's all you need
you're going the right way you just need to be told you're going the right way
15 gifted from Harbinger thank you Harbinger for the 15 bomb I appreciate
that oh skeleton skeleton behind where is this fucking bastion wait if this
Skeleton
There goes the lead. I mean, I don't know where it's at look look look how many blocks he has gone through by the way
He used the entire stack of grass
I'm really scared about what Liam's doing right now. He could get shot by a sniper at any moment to get knocked off
All right, lucky lucky for him. No sniper showed up
okay Liam playing locked in is he gonna do fortress first are we going to see a
fortress first play we are we have a fortress play in the finals the semi
finals oh god there's no way he's committing to this oh he sees the
bashing out holy fuck is this what I've been thinking he finally sees the bastion
I mean low-key I don't know guys do you know did Liam see the fortress it's not
it's not it's not I lost one that's fine did Liam see the fortress because if
he didn't that could be an advantage not a big one to be fair it's right next to
it but no he never does okay fair enough it's another oh no no you have to drop a
gravel this is you have to drop one gravel for them to get up what is it
supposed to look like there's no stair I think there's a stair up to him right
now no he's good okay he's gonna try to clean it up while the pigs are
distracted on the other side you got to move okay actually does that work oh now
we can't get out really risky plays maybe fixed what the fuck is see what
doing why did it why did he put the boat on the gold he's trapping the pigs in
the boat on the gold what are we doing bro why are you letting the pigs out
before making a gold helmet okay he's doing it with no gold helmet my fucking
heart is going crazy bro wrong hole never mind that one works too good shit
that's an oh what's this that's a problem right wow good fine by seawatt
saving some time there and did not recognize that was a problem
That's GG. They got up. He recognized it was a problem, but he has the wrong
solution to the problem. He's got to leave. He's got to leave. He's got to leave.
You got to leave. You got to go. Time to go. Lock yourself off. So they both run
into the same problem. They're not able to recognize what pigs can get up and
what they can't get up. And Liam was able to clean it up, so it took him some
time pretty clutched from SeaWatts to survive that. One concern however is
this is not I mean to be it's a pretty high food seed for a shipwreck oh my
god you got to turn around. He just picked up all the gold I don't know if he knows
that. Okay a lot of the pigs got in the hole I think he saved it I think he saved
All right, honestly clutch. I'm gonna give it to him that was clutch. I've heard he's icy in the clutch and that was icy
Is Liam out
He has an 18 obsidian
Now don't forget Liam lost a gold block in a trade
No fucking string
Liam lost a gold block
So it's very possible that see what can get out
Even though Liam can
Sorry guys, I'm just dead fucking fire right now. That's fair bro walk in
All right, this is very scary. This is how I lost my mid-off run right here
break it
Get some fire res and then how much gold is he gonna mine one? There's a pig right there
To just punches the cake. That was actually so badass
And he's out
That was so well played that was genuinely so well played
See what noticing the same problem
Now see what hasn't picked up the backup blocks does he know about the backup block?
How the fuck did I forget this block?
Okay, hang on.
He's grabbing this block, which he didn't have inventory space and it's gone forever.
Okay, so now he's going bottom.
Now here's the deal.
There is going to be a pretty big time loss here because Liam does not know where the fortress is,
and it's right next to the Bastion.
See what side.
27 obby, you're good to go.
I did not even know that worked.
So, like, Chad, what do you think, Liam, you need to go, bro.
Oh my god, I don't have armor on.
He's not breaking the spawner.
This is a losing play.
Okay, let's see if Siwa's able to navigate it.
Wins the 1v1 against the pig, checks the chest for a sword, and I think he's going to lose
off this.
Smart.
That was really smart.
I don't think this is going to be enough.
That's the issue.
I don't know what he is hoping. I don't I think he's hoping nine gold is gonna turn into five obsidian
It's just not the case. It's not gonna happen
He has his backup locks
If I didn't drop that one block from earlier, I'd probably have it off this he has another backup block
He's not going for he has to stop making the same thing stop jumping into the corner
You are taking damage for no reason you don't need to jump into the corner fuck me
18 obsidian stop he's looking for fine birds hole fine birds hole is not here
There is no fine bird hole
That literally happened a freaking lot on the freaking stream. There's no fine bird hole here, bro
I thought I thought there was obvi
I
Don't know we do I mean it's actually one of the main things about the jerk off that makes it special
There's a guaranteed no fineberg hole at the jerk offs. It's part of the rules
He does have another
secret block next to the other double
L-jags he didn't set up his pro hang
He didn't set up his pro hang did he we still don't have any armor bro like he also didn't set up his pr-
Does he know he didn't set up his pro hang?
What are you building back up?
He's not picking up blocks
He's gonna build back up
What is he doing genuinely? What is he doing?
He's gonna yeah, he let me get
Damn, alright we reset, we reset, we reset, we reset, ah, maybe I shouldn't have reset
that one here before.
No, you should have 100% reset.
You should have 100% reset.
There's no university win that seat without resetting.
We're praying for a Liam shutout.
We're praying for a Liam shutout, bro.
Unfortunately, Liam is not shutting out.
He is looking for a clean sub 20 run as he picks up a wither skeleton.
Dude, if I just had gold armor the first time.
Yeah, that is that is probably GG. That's old you lost to this guy. Oh shit
I don't think I was here well to be fair my seed was a lot fucking hard in this shit or excuse me a lot fucking easier
I didn't but I mean like no disrespect guys. I I think see what played really really well today
I mean obviously it's not over, but I like no no discredits. I think you played awesome
He outplayed me every time like he just played genuinely amazing even last game. He played great. He's played great the whole tournament
I think that's a one in a million
He beat Liam game one guys
And to be honest he was neck and neck here, I think he just made like a pretty big error
In not
Breaking the spawner like
It's funny because I know see what watches me and I know he watched me at the mid-offs
So I know he knows how I lost and I lost because I didn't break the spawner and
He just lost because he didn't break the spawner
He's doing no flint and steal again, dude, why does he do this?
Our woodlight rates see-dependent I guess I don't know the answer and we're gonna find out pretty soon
Five
Oh
He didn't make shears this time by the way, he didn't make shears he did make flint steel instead
All right fucking carrots oops
All right, oh
Yes, this is this is gonna be a pretty clean
finals appearance for Liam
No bow actually
He doesn't have that much wool to be fair like this isn't necessarily over right I
Think I'm only seeing 11 wool and zero extra string
I don't know this could his three anchors. Oh, then he should be money as fuck
86% 99.4%
dude it's 99.4 just send that shit
three beds three beds three anchors oh my god for my five acres five anchors
okay fine five anchors he's chilling minus 128 explosives as long as it was in place
the anchors on the ground you should be fine.
I don't know, I'm not checking the chat, I'm just snaking it out.
It says he entered the Bastion, but I saw him, oh my god there's another spawner.
I saw him enter the fort way early, so I don't know if that's not gonna update.
That's a good question.
Because he did it in a weird order.
How does that work?
he did do that in an earlier seed and I don't know how that displays. Like obviously it
re-updates if you enter, but if you don't re-enter if you were to get the rods first,
then it wouldn't show right? Oh it doesn't update if you go back. No, is that true? I'm
I'm just gonna lava pearl into the lava.
I think that's what you do here.
Good lava pearl into the lava.
Well, for a pretty tense semifinals game,
I think our game three has been quite relaxing for Liam.
Wait, that's where I wanna go.
Money pearl.
two three four isn't it weird to eat bread under lava yeah I'll give you that
that's weird something that uh see what does that pisses me off irrationally
oh wow he might just he's inting okay no he's fine
We'll drop the runner distance, stop fighting the gas.
W movement.
You have to place a block on the side.
You're out of block.
Nice.
Okay, that's pretty good.
Straight right.
Maybe break the pigs out.
Right.
But there's like spikes everywhere.
Alright Liam, tap it in.
it in Liam. He's going top right. Bit of light. He likes the light. Nada. NBA Young
Boy would destroy both of these jokers. You never say what pisses you off. It pisses me
off the way Siwat jump builds. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's losing a 1v1. Oh my god.
Okay, okay clutch all right. Oh my god
The good news about the the ender pearls is you cannot purl into the void zero
Is he actually in the bathroom still what the fuck if you
Dental II just like what do we say?
If you accidentally were to pearl and it to go to the void you wouldn't you wouldn't die
So fucking careful right now. Okay. Whoops
It's true next time you're in the end throw Pearl see what happens. This is kind of hard
So I need to not botch this
Put both anchors no
I'm looking a little bit now because like I'm just chillin so Liam doesn't pre-place most of his anchors
He does his anchors like beds
He has seven excuse me eight explosives for this
He should be get a guaranteed per chair the anchors we're just gonna full-screen Liam for the final fight my beds after
Maybe I should bed first no bed
Why not get library string?
It's unnecessary, he has 5 anchors.
The anchors are as powerful, no?
He has to keep Gravel out of his inventory at the end.
Gravel loses if Sony runs.
I'm gonna hit an Enderman.
there's just genuinely no reason to be having gravel here okay does he get his
perch that looks like it yep there's a perch money pearl
money anchors he might for anchor it doesn't even need a bed
I'm excited to hear this conversation.
Oh, the seeds that we played, we're fucking ass.
Yeah, I'm going to remember what happened.
You need to see something I have on my screen.
I died on that second one, on this final one, by the way.
But on my first life, I had some absolute cinema
that I thought was going to actually save me so much time.
Because basically, I made shears instead of flint
and steel by accident.
And then I was like, oh, I'm going to open the portal,
self-starts.
And I tried to set it up to self-start.
And it framed one.
I can't tell if Liam's interested in that.
As fast as flint and steeling it, self-started
without flint and steel.
Holy fuck.
And so I didn't believe to go up off the bat
I
Did he's using girlfriend voice died on my second life
I just mind through the wall because I saw you found
So that happened so I was like you must like be able to mind through the wall and find it like I
Wait the bastion I think I powered up as well
And oh, did you just use all your wood you burn all your wood
Wait, you're talking about like right when you're coming together, right? Yeah. Yeah, I had leaves I had tears
Wait, so how did you get it?
Wait, how did I not have enough?
I didn't make any iron tools.
Oh, I made an iron axe.
Yeah, I made an iron axe, so I didn't get it.
Well, GGs, bro, yeah, you played good.
I'm pretty happy with how I did.
Like I told you at the start of this, you know?
Yeah, GGs, man, you played very well as well.
I'm going to need you to take it all the way now, though,
so I can at least have lost to D.A.
I mean, I think it's Edville, right?
It's a cook.
You got him?
Well, he hasn't played yet, right?
Were we the first one who did it?
Oh yeah, I don't know. Oh no, he plays super still.
All right, I can't listen to them talk, he's killing me.
Bize, bize, bize, bize.
What is it?
Yo, yo, yo.
Oh, well, it is time for y'all to play semifinals.
Are you guys ready?
Yeah, no, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Yo, what up, bro?
What is up to you two guys?
Congrats to making it to the semifinals.
You've beat a lot of great gamers to make it
this far in the jerk offs,
But you're not at the completion yet.
You want to get all the way through to do that.
You have to go through each other here.
Now, I'm going to start off by offering a coin flip.
Does anyone want to call it in the air?
Super, you got it. Super.
Call it heads me.
How is this?
OK, one second.
Google Chrome's logging.
That's fine.
Oh, there we go.
Hey, congratulations.
You get second base.
I'll be in second.
Yep.
All right.
And though you're banned.
I will ban.
Very treasure.
Okay.
Very treasure is out.
Super.
I will ban shipwreck.
No ocean seas.
And ribbon portal.
Okay.
I will ban the village.
All right.
We're going to Desert Temple, boys.
Yes, sir.
Best of three here.
here and jump in when you guys are ready to go.
Yep.
Wait, Lud, did you see that?
I think about that little Minecraft new snapshot.
Did the Super TF update?
Yeah.
The fight and then they timed it for right after Midos, right after you use it to make
up.
Yeah, bro.
That's awesome, bro.
I hope you're, how's your Hurigana, dude?
Let me hear some Japanese.
I get, I get nervous when people ask me to speak and I get really nervous.
Ah, it's very uneasy. Excuse me.
Your Japanese is... oh, it's garbage.
Wow.
Your Japanese is...
very garbage.
Anyways, Evo, you want to like go, uh...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, talk super down. Yeah, yeah, let's get out of here.
Yeah.
I'm gonna meet up.
Dude, I was in a Mandarin lesson today. This was so mortifying. I was in a Mandarin lesson and I was like, how do I say 2000? And so I was trying to say two in Chinese and then the word 1000 in English. So I was like, 1000, 1000, 1000. And my teacher looked at me and she was like, Are you speaking Japanese to me? And I was like, Oh, I forgot about er son, I'm sorry.
Cuz they looked the same, bro.
Fucking kill me.
They look the same.
I mean, they are the same.
The Japanese stole the whole damn alphabet, but fuck me.
The characters look the same.
Shut up.
Shut up, bro.
Obviously, I'm tired of the characters.
Pillager.
Yeah, I watched that one.
My two games against John one was a room and portal seed
But just kidding it bug and turn into a village seed because there was no fucking chest
With the room and portal it got built into a house and then my third seed
But what happened in that third game remember some bullshit, I know I know though. Oh
It was a fucking we got no food from the shipwreck and I fucking make roasted potatoes in the Bastion
Yeah, that's tech though. I've done that before that Canada dry. It's just club soda. All right, you ready?
It's just water. I just wanted spicy water
By the way guys shout out to see what our cruising I mean
Genuinely, he was he was cranking so well
I literally thought to myself that I was in a like a video
I thought I was in a video where he was secretly getting coached by a pro
Because he was playing that well not even just against me, but even in his match against Leo like he was playing so so well
But I think the nerves got to a bit
All right boys we are in it neck and neck
Evbo versus super TF super of course the mid-offs winner Evbo looking for revenge because he didn't win the mid-offs
Really what I think Evo wants, what his absolute dream is, is a seed where he is able to hit his
zero cycle. I think that's his dream scenario. Okay, so they can make a diamond shovel and
iron axe bucket
Yeah, iron axe bucket shears and gravel the whole nine
Yeah, they're gonna have base to everything. It's kind of a it's a great desert temple
So river anywhere we're mighty get flint
And Evo already finding it flesh eight rotten flesh is like kind of shit
So he finds his lava pool
Let's see who goes for the food play though. They only have eight rotten flesh and one golden apple
I think no gravel, but there's a notion right now. There's some gravel. No, I
Think he saw some gravel
I
Think he passed some gravel up
Oh, that's
Dude, that's like
He did to the he's the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life to be honest
He was halfway to the the the flint and seal and walked away. What is super looking for here?
Are they both wood lighting oh, no, he's going for some animals
guys look away this is this is brutal well there's a huge village you just go to the village oh my
god where it is what it is guys you gotta do what you gotta do am i crazy just go to the
village right next to you like i'm not the monster here do i go i hate getting
Dude, I guess I have to.
Okay.
Aw, this is so bad, man.
You can just go for the village food.
It's like such a awful fucking- I hate what I did here.
Me too.
But it's not the worst, because now- okay, now I just need to fucking gravel.
I think he wasted a lot of time killing the sheep and the chicken.
And this play would have been great otherwise, but I think this food is going to be very crucial.
Like earlier?
And now but what he should have probably done. I think he should have gone for a woodlight
Then gone for the village because he could have overlapped it and now he's just kind of like wasting the time
Ghost bucket
But luckily for him, it's gonna be a bit of RNG here. We saw this in playoffs as well
Who was it said you guys remember the playoffs match? I'm not doing the carpet tech
Yeah, it's the carpet tech from playoffs. That's exactly right
The carpet tech from playoffs is what one
Was it doogle the seat against infumi
Oh
Don't put out the fire idiots
He gets the light. Oh my god. RNG is on super TF side
Not only did he set up the portal later and also go to a village for food. He got the light first
I mean that is so lucky
That is genuinely so lucky, bro. I'm actually gonna do some shit here. I
Like that that's smart
I think this food is gonna be that I think it's I think there's no universe
really doubt he went to
That village yeah, he's right. I think the village is a huge variance play
And I think it's gonna be like
Yeah, I think I think I think he's right about all this because the advantage for embo should be that hey
I didn't get the food
But I entered the nether so quickly that I'm already in the bastion already working on progressing the game
But because he waited for a woodlight rather than just running to the ocean, which was like I don't know 40 blocks in front of him
Now he is not even that far ahead
I think that was the biggest mistake from Evo is just not committing to going over to the gravel
top of housing good call W chests all right is super able to navigate housing as well
Well, why are we building a ladder, just build up.
Okay, you got there, never mind, good job, here's the triples.
So I think Abbo's ahead in terms of route by like 10 seconds.
He didn't build a block. I don't think that even matters
Oh my god, I had to make a diamond shovel I could have made a fucking jukebox. Could you imagine it?
Dude, if there was a jukebox, oh my god, that'd be insane
I
Think super did this route better by the way. I don't did guys that have a break the chest. I missed it. I don't think he did
Our house by pig step
He did but through gold early
What the fuck is Ebo doing? Where the hell is he going, bro? What is this tunnel? Oh, he's
Pydaring. Okay, now we gotta go to this chesticle over here. Drops Pigstep. Yeah, I think Ebo
did his hole pretty poorly because look how many pigs aren't in the hole that are just
around him
And he's not even letting them trade the gold right now give him the gold buddy you have 36 gold give him the gold
They're not trading I mean maybe he just wants to leave and he's not gonna trade the extra gold
He has 19 obby. They're not even trading bro
They're not you have 36 gold dog
Is he, does he not know?
Oh my gosh, what a time loss.
What a time loss for no reason.
Alright, SuperTF trying to navigate.
Okay, he finds the correct nav.
Now, Super TF is in the head by a lot.
He's not only out of the Bastion faster because he did the Bastion route better, but he also
has way more food.
Evbo has three zombie flesh.
I'm gonna guess Evbo's gonna have to blind early after getting maybe one rod or two rods
And Super's going to be able to get all his rods when he blinds, and Super's going to win this unless he loses to some like crazy zero cycle.
Super's going the wrong way. That doesn't help him.
That does not help you, brother.
Go down the stairs.
I don't think you're supposed to go upstairs.
Why did he just run by?
okay there you go there you go maybe you're serious oh he finds it W find you
are supposed to go stairs okay that's why I'm a chud who got out fifth
wow good spawn
skeleton behind him
All right, they're both at one rod
So super tf actually just he gave up the option half bow
It's saying woodworks. I have to know but wait I
Need wood
I don't know what works here. I don't have brick on a black stone. Obby's not gonna work. I think the only I could do is
Chet is would work. I don't know this works if he lied to me. He's fucking
Gonna be in a world of hurt, let's just say that I
Think that's fine. I know I had TNT, but what works? I didn't really know I don't know maybe maybe bad play
I think it's fine. I think it's fine. I think the misplay is he crafted. Oh my god
That is really bad. I think the misplay for super right now is that he
He doesn't have a bow
Which means he's just gonna be sitting in the end waiting for a perch
Because he used all of his string to make a wall and he only has one string left
So it's just creating a lot more RNG for Ebo to come back.
Sorry, sorry, sorry Chad, sorry, sorry, sorry. That was scary. That must have been very scary for you.
Yeah, I think they both have anchors. I think they both have like at least one anchor.
You should leave you should leave you should leave bro. This is really scary from Evo
I mean, he's pretty good at PvP
Honestly full respect to Evo. He's been playing the same exact seed with zero bread and he has
As many rods as super. Oh, did he throw out his flint and steel and his pyre?
Top left
Okay
My bad my bad he literally has fire charges in his inventory, okay?
Spawn in front of sheep. Oh, this is zero
I do think I was gonna have to hunger reset
But though the good news for Evbo's he's gonna save time on the calc
So I think
It'll be very close
Portal linking
You might be able to nether travel into the stronghold. Oh, yeah
Dude, are they could overworld travel? I don't know if they're gonna think about that
It's 1428 negative 400
I mean he super wants he could oh, I think he's doing it
Chad I think he's doing it minus we just fucking haul ass. Yeah, he's doing it
He's overworld traveling
1428 it's 130 blocks away look at that
It looks like evo's also going for the overworld travel. I've never seen this
Is he sending the 11 I I thought he had 12 should be it I thought he had another rod in his inventory
Huge I think he does
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Never had to do that before.
That was so odd.
All right.
This is a very close game, boys.
Oh, down there.
Down there.
Just run it.
Run it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Just go, just go, go, go, go.
You see it.
We're done.
To the left.
Oh, my God.
Insane.
No, no, I don't like that. I think it's down somewhere.
It still should be here somewhere.
Yeah, down to the right, down to the right. Turn right.
Maybe down. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that works.
Check again, check again. Do a quick check. Just do a 360 scan.
I mean, it could.
Just do a 360 scan.
Oops, Evbo found it. Evbo's in first.
Great nap from Evbo.
I mean, I think that's it. No, that's it. No.
No, it's not it. I don't know why super doesn't reskin it tilts me to be honest
That looks good so like to the right
Did we just like get freaky, I don't know what are you doing here Jesus do this
All right, can Evo hit the zero I already go down here. Oh my god the loss
I remember the hidden room, maybe?
I have both sent a one eye.
Why?
The pearls didn't even break.
He sent a two eye?
Why?
That's all I had, six.
Negative 1416.
Oh, dear god.
Oh, it's over.
That was such an insane throw
Dude, he actually pulled the Ludwig
I I did ask wake up every day and I go let's lose off this shit and then I don't and for the first time
I've seen what happens when you lose off this shit
Actually, I guess it happened to me get simply but
He lost off this shit, bro, why is he killing a sheep over food? I
I
Mean hold up it's still winnable by Evbo to be clear. I would have liked to have seen a pearl thing
Dude he just had it there. Isn't that insane? He just left it on the fucking ground
He just left it on the ground like it's not even at the pearl broke. He just left it on the ground like that's insane to me
This is this is what happens in the jerk off so you don't have a coach bro
This is what happens when you don't have a coach to stop you from being the real idiot that lives inside your body.
I think it's still technically winnable, winnable, because again, SuperTF did not make...
He did not make... Oh, that's a purge. Never mind, that's a purge. GG.
Evo loses off of not picking up a pearl. And we're going to game two.
Super never chokes these.
Why didn't see him enter the- Wow, dude.
It was zero-able.
You know what?
I actually think if Evbo had done a pearl hang, that would have been really interesting.
Because he went back, but he could have just hung a pearl, gone back to get the pearl, then
you know, maybe that would have worked.
Especially if you built directly up from the portal room.
So he doesn't have to nav, rather than up randomly.
Yeah, but I don't know, it wouldn't tell by the way.
Honestly, just don't drop the phone.
I've had so many beds because I got like extra sheep.
I like do the full spin, put in all the eyes,
and I forgot to pick up the eye I threw originally
and I just stood there with 11.
Oh, geez.
Wait, did you, um, was your portal too close to, uh, yeah, I did.
You just, you just ran it, right?
Yeah.
I was really, I never had to do that before.
I was like, I don't know.
I think that was a, I don't mean congratulations.
Super test on your game one dub.
Have bow.
Sad to see the pearl get left behind.
That was pretty funny.
I'm not going to lie.
Uh, well, still a lot of chance.
Did you see me stared to the camera?
Yep.
I did see that.
I did see it though.
You did well in.
And Bo.
No, I didn't.
I just wouldn't, I would, I would lit.
I would lit.
I went for a Flint gambit and it was bad because I ran super far to like the ocean and whatever
Did you find the village? No, he didn't know he actually tanked it no food kind of masterfully like he never he didn't even blind early
Yeah, that was actually good you actually played beast mode in the fortress because super had 30 bread
Yeah, I have so much. I got way too many fucking
Well either way well played you guys are on a game to you get first band super
Yeah
Wait, no, he should get first man. Yes
Because I had first-band last yeah, but you but yeah, yeah, you get first-band you
Just can't go back I'll ban
Desert temple, I guess
That's not even often you can ban some meals
Wait, what do you mean? I have to I can't band as a yeah, you just can't go back there. So like it's out of the pool
I see I see I see um I'll ban BT
Okay, I'll be a short break
I'll ban
Just pick where do you want to go a villager room portal? I'll give you a judge. Just do a village. All right. We're doing a village. You go
Sure boot it up when you're ready
you
And I does evo have his flint yet. Yeah, he does
It's an instant bastion looks like a stables I think it's three ramparts right
No, it's great bridge I apologize is this crack smoker or donkey
I believe it's crack smoker you can see on the right. It's a single
But it could be single single. I can't tell I'm not good enough
I think crack smoker is a good call here, I don't know
What's crack smoker and donkey Kong there's basically two ramparts right and one
Or either of them could be a triple chest or both of them can be a triple chest
So you're basically just deciding the route, based off of where the triple chests are.
Oh my god.
So I think in this case, crack smokers better, but I'm not sure.
Mogul hole is a bit outdated.
So Super's going for DK, but it's a single.
So it doesn't really get that many pigs.
You should check over here to see if it's a triple I think
Okay, it's single single
It is single single so I think he's fine
By the way, you know, I was such a hater of the no boots play Evo did not get punished
Dude, I sent H.R.O.C.A. texts to the Glizzers.
H.R.O.C. did H.R.O.C. tell you guys about the texts I sent him?
Did he tell you guys about the foul way I spoke to him?
Oh, they're coming. Hey, come up here.
Where's his dumb ass?
I sent him a picture of me on the scale.
And I was I was real thin bro. I was at a solid. This was like right before bed
I had me I was 178.4 and then he sent me a picture the next day at 179.2
And then I hopped on the scale and I was 197.1 I was 0.1 pounds lighter
And then I sent them this picture and I said typical atriach breakfast
That's fat fuck bro. That whale of a man, dude. I was 179, 179. Fuck my brain is musk.
My shit musk brain made me lose the debate. He did not die. I don't know what Super's
talking about. I don't know what Super's talking about. I also don't know where Super's going.
He's going where is he going? I think super start to find the single chest. He's not going the right way
I don't know what super's doing. He hasn't even checked his trades mind you
He literally went on a fucking vacation walking around the bastion
Worrying about a reality that isn't real
He's walking around the bashing going. What if I don't get 20 obvious got 23 obvious 35 pearls
He has two full sacks of string. He has five fire as like brother leave
Abbo is up by a clean. I would say 30 seconds at this point. Is that a money pearl?
That's a money pearl I
Think I'm both gonna win this one boys. Oh spawn on the left as you see it. Yep. Good. I
That's bad that's scary. That was scary. That's skeleton. That was scary. There's a lot of damage
Anyway big A viewers were playing Minecraft's I ran a tournament called the jerk offs if you guys are curious about who is participating
We are in the second semi finals the winners gonna meet Liam in the finals you can go to jerk offs dot live
I'm gonna say that again. You can go to jerk offs dot live
and you can see exactly where everybody placed. I lost in round two. I tied for fifth overall.
Stanzi died around one. Again, the website is jerkoffs.live. Please do not go to jerkoffs.live.
A few people have made that mistake. For your sake, I hope you don't. Anyway,
The tournament is called the jerk offs. That's why that's the website
Okay
So yeah, you can just see that
They're basically both doing the same things at those two minutes 30 seconds ahead, right?
So as though already blaze bedded he already built out of soul sands. I
Think I've both picked up soul sand boots as well
Whoa
Dude lower your render distance
Fuck about rage bait those motherfuckers are the master. He's gonna die. He's gonna die. Oh, he's so low your render distance right now
There's literally zero reason to not look there you go
You can literally despawn the gas
Okay, Evo is building his beds he has seven beds total
Does he have enough blaze rods no he does not he'll miss three
Super got bitched by a blaze who built the website it's you you it's at the
bottom shout out you you
all right for four rods really horrible rates he's really mad at the gas
right now at both blinding early he does not have all his rods but he's still
I'm just gonna locate if this pearl goes backwards. He's gonna be a sad man
Okay, good call
He's one rod short
Two more rods five rods he needs one more rod
Six rods super is done with his rods as long as one doesn't break Evo needs one more rod
He's finished his calculation, though.
He's a little ahead.
Have you seen the Crocs' One Piece collab?
Yeah, I think it's a bit ugly.
I don't know, One Piece, excuse me.
Crocs has been doing like a crazy amount of collabs lately.
And I feel like some get more love than others.
Like, I think obviously the cars one was electric.
That changed the game, but like now everybody gets a croc.
And I feel like some of the Crocs are.
They're like birthday cakes. Do you know what I mean? Like they're a bit cartoonish. Do you see what I'm saying?
They're not like...
It's not like, oh, I like Crocs and in one piece. Let me try to get one that matches. It's like the wackiest possible...
It's always the wackiest possible shoe.
We are going to get one more Blazerot and we're gone. We are also going 145. He's already...
All right, Evbo in the stronghold.
Did he have an eye break?
Is he setting a one eye, by the way?
Evbo, I didn't look.
Stellar nav.
He sent the one eye and it paid off.
No, he didn't. He didn't. He didn't. Okay.
He actually has 12.
Okay, so here's the deal.
There is a technique, if you guys are from H.R. Chastiel, called the Zero Cycle.
Let's go.
A way to kill the dragon before it even perches.
If you've never seen it, it looks electric.
It's something that really good players do.
Evbo's been practicing it.
He has never had an opportunity to use it in tournament.
He is trying to do it.
This is ours. This is ours.
And I think...
He's got an open perch here.
If he gets a good end to rain, he's going to go for it.
If he gets the right dragon set up and the right entry and I was gonna go for it
That's doable it's a bit high, but it's doable. It's gonna be a bit slow
No, he's not going for it. Oh, it's so he's not going for it. It's too high
Yeah, the first pearl just based off the terrain he had to shoot it really high around it
Which slowed him down so we couldn't see the dragon set up and the dragon set up just requires oh nice miss
It's it requires too much
I think it's a good call I don't know what dragon that is but it must be like
90 blocks high or something. I think this is really loseable by Evo though so
the way the dragon works is you get a guaranteed perch within three minutes if
you do literally nothing but stand and wait for it and he didn't half bow he
didn't shoot any of the crystals super it's down mid what are you fucking doing
just go down mid. What's happening? Go down mid! Go down mid!
I wonder if this is... Mid!
How have you walked in the same room four times?
My dumbest is a bag of rocks. Yes!
Oh, it's not down mid. Oh wait.
It's top right. My bad.
Huh? Wait. Where is it? Is he not in starter?
He might not be in starter. Did he fail to blind?
He's not in starter.
Wait, what fashion was it?
Yeah, that would do it.
Classic.
We have to go.
Was it like a starter?
You're not going to starter?
You're still not going to starter?
It was like fully.
OK, super lost.
We're going to game three.
I have to go.
I'm going to go.
See, there's literally no universe at both roses.
I'm looking at my pie charts here.
There's no universe.
It's all right.
Can you birch?
There's something like that.
Like whatever the hell that looks like a perch that looks like a perch
100% a perch guys
This is starter, right? Yeah, but it's still like
Not a perch I like
If super wins up an instant perch, it's the least it's the least deserved thing I've ever seen in my life
Never mind, I can't even describe it
I mean he has to either fuck up or
I think he was often is the purchase genuine terrorist behavior that looks like a perch for a boat. Yeah perch, okay
GG boys we're going to game three.
I vote people like that Enderman's after me.
He didn't.
No, it wasn't starter.
Dude so many game three's this tournament.
Did you guys see that Enderman's right in front of my bro?
Dude he also got a very fast birch to be fair.
Super actually could have won that that perch was very quick.
That perch was very quick.
All right, boys, crazy happened to me.
I literally had an Enderman Pearl is teleport into my pearl.
And I thought it was GGs.
Y'all ready for a game three?
Yeah, you're mad about that gas day.
I was getting tortured by a gas, bro.
That was so annoying.
Yeah.
I mean, if you just didn't realize you weren't in starter, you probably could have won that
still.
Yeah, I thought I was in start.
That's another idea.
I was like so confused and then I realized that it was because it looked like a starter
room, but I then turned around and there was no fucking, there was no staircase.
So all of her is how are you here?
Yeah, Oliver is really fucking pissing me off today.
Actually, I'm gonna have a, I'm gonna have an angry conversation with him later, but
for later.
Dude, me too, bro.
One way, you saw me going for the zero, right?
Yeah, I know you wanted it.
I mean, it's like a back tower and it's like 90, like that might have been 97, 100.
Like I'm not doing that.
Like not doing a back tower side set up zero.
Just give me a front cage.
Yeah.
I mean, it was a lot.
It was a lot.
And it was also like weird terrain to even get there.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oliver's pissing me off.
Well, game three, boys, it is your band.
You get one band of bow and you just cannot ban Desert Temple or village.
OK, I'm just going.
Barry, I don't really know how to do it.
You want a band?
Barry, just let me have what shipwreck room and portal.
That's it. Yeah.
Let's go. Let's go to room portal, shall we?
Oh, I just got quick.
Oh, God, it's a little room portal room portal.
Time. Let's do a quick one.
Yeah, let me get that on might have power to control the seed might do a little shipwreck
shipwreck action here.
All right, shipwreck gives me the heebie-jeebies disgusting.
All right, I'm ready.
I'm ready to good luck.
Good luck.
No.
All right.
Let's run these predictions boys.
We have our semi finals game three win over face Liam in the finals.
It is a rematch of mid-offs. Evbo versus Super TF. Super TF took it last time they went head-to-head.
This time, Evbo looks a lot sharper.
He should have won Game 1, but threw on a failed Pearl pickup.
Clutch is Game 2, now Super seeing if he can close it out.
Game 3.
Already a small time save by Evbo, but they're neck-to-neck.
It's not semi-finals, it's the pre-coms.
Okay, chill.
Chill, bro.
So we have to do a bucket enter.
Oh my god.
Interesting.
No, no, Evo has reset.
Knock it out.
Evo has reset.
Evo just loses 34 seconds.
I practice Rune Portal.
This is like something you just have to recognize.
Sometimes in Rune Portal, you have to build a bucket.
to build a bucket or you have to build a iron pick similar in playoffs this is
playoffs level be a it's a pretty big choke here because you can't enter with
a pick because you didn't get obsidian so the good news is he noticed it right
the good news is he was crafting it and he was like wait am I supposed to do
that and then he stopped himself there's a chance no he got out of his don't pick
So the it's only like a 30 second time loss which in this level isn't that bad all things considered
I don't know what super is doing here
What is he what is he doing he's mining netherrack like this right?
He's trying to build the frame of a portal, but he can just fill out the top all you need is to lava on top
You could just build you can put two lava on the very top of the obsidian portal right isn't there crying in it
Super is inting crazy
I don't this is insane how low is he making this portal dog other what?
I think I said I dug as deep as I needed to as well.
Which is kind of funny, but-
Oh my god.
Uh.
Yeah, so after his mistake, by the way-
I somehow still entered fast.
Evbo's in the lead.
I didn't play out that much though.
A little slow, but-
Really slow to be honest, Super.
Two playoffs.
Alright, well, like a 10 second lead for Evbo.
for Evbo. The good news for Super and he doesn't know this is the only reason it's not a 45
second lead for Evbo is because he accidentally crafted a pick. Otherwise this would be a
very tough game to win. I don't know if Evbo got a ship though, right? A boat. Does he
I don't think there's any reason for super to be grabbing this wood, but he does have a gold pick. So I guess it's fine
He has a lot of mats
They're failing to find the bastion super the first to re scan. He sees the leg of a fort
Favorite bridge bridge. Oh, it's bridge. He sees the leg of the bridge. It's a good spot by super. He should save some time here
But we cannot mind this yet. We have to go in which is actually good
Yeah, wow what a huge time save I'm doing crack smoker or donkey. I
Mean he just literally
He literally just got there faster because
He took the time to rescan
And now Evo who got into the nether 15 seconds first is gonna be like a clean
clean 40 seconds behind what does super have the gold he doesn't have the gold
yet right is he pre crafting the path did super grab the gold or is he just
should be right good he's pre crafting the route why he doesn't oh he has no
iron pick. Duh. Good call chat. Okay. So now we go back to the chowels and Cracksmuggers
already set up so we just run. What? You can see that. Fuck off! Dude, I feel that.
I don't really know about eating this now. It's a little scary. Yeah, I think it's, I
think it's, I mean, maybe it's fine to eat now because brother, you have no hunger. I
I mean, these guys are both, like, Evbo is one hunger tick away from walking everywhere.
I don't know if he recognizes this.
Evbo might lose off of trying to go for a sprint jump and being out of sprint.
He's one...
I think he's out of sprint in, like, one hunger tick.
And no food.
He should eat this right now.
The no food in the seat is really hard, yeah.
And the baby hoglins do not give you food.
He's already built, so we just do this.
Really well played by Super.
Genuinely well played, that's why they call him the CEO of the bridge.
He didn't build the three blocks that every crafter must know
to get more pigs than ever before.
Yeah.
Because they do this. Yeah, I know it's because you don't you have to build the three blocks to make them less dumb
He should put that apple in his offhand row. He is gonna die
Because you have to place two blocks in front because they see the gold it's cringe. All right, whatever it works out
All right Piggies are trading. I think super did a better job in the Bastion
I think he's gonna be out of the Bastion first. Let's see how the Piedar goes
He builds his corner while fortress is far what was that 14 chunks
He is failing his PyDAR.
I think he fucked up his PyDAR.
I think the fortress is to his right diagonally.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Maybe he'll be fine.
All right, I think super can leave by the way 23 abby to full sex is creating for fire
reds 20 pearls he can go if he wants
You should just go I don't know why he's staying here. He can just go
He's doing the new thing
The issue is you can't pearl too aggressively because he has no food
Like, am I really gonna-
I mean, you should just go though.
You are wasting a lot of time on the lie.
Do I throw it?
What is he doing right now?
What is he doing?
Oh, he is wasting so much time.
Oh, he dropped his Gloucester.
I mean, you don't need your Gloucester,
and you have enough for 10 beds.
Embo is short on Obby,
because he just has less pigs.
Eventually
Super has wasted a full minute just dead ass staring at shit is in it in his inventory
I want to get to the fortress at least the fortress is left of him here. I'm almost positive
Okay, good call by super going left. That's my goal. Go left more
That is not good damage to take
He got suit up and I didn't
so he oh this is really bad and I think I think he needs a pie dar again I
Think super is gonna need to pie dar again. He's at two hearts. I mean this has to open up
He can't pearl
Dude, where's my fort? It's probably more to the right like it has to be no it's more to the left you purr you
Khydard's so bad, bro.
He's repoddaring, which I like.
He is getting closer.
Eight chunks away.
It was 14.
It's the other way.
You guys thought the corner tech doesn't always work, dude.
this way I think it's straight and left
you think this oh this terrain opens this is so dumb that I'm doing like if I
die and like have to oh my god the fortress is right there it was literally
one more trunk he just needed to walk a little farther he does have some info
on where the spawner is what why did he just give them a path actually fucking
clever as hell he actually owned them I'm not even gonna lie he's going the
wrong way he's going the wrong way why is he going that way yeah but brother
Why are you going this? I mean, this is fine, I guess
He dies to a piglin
Hold up, we got a roster clip again
I
Did he just jump into a giant gap
Oh god, there's so many hogs
Wait, why did it why did a piglet attack him he took off his gold armor?
Did he take off his gold armor for Soul Sand Boots?
How does this work?
Oh, that is a mistake.
Super with the Anchor Hunger Reset, smart play.
Uh, I mean, this is Super's game to lose now.
He has a pretty massive lead.
Have you ever done that before?
He gets off the anchor, hunger reset.
He has nine beds of a string.
What the hell, brought four boots.
Okay, you can blaze bed the spawner.
of the
and still come back but it is a tall task
the sea the stuff back
I think at bow is really good at fast seeds with little complications
And I think super adapts better to like longer more stressful seeds
And I think this is a good example like the bastion wasn't close to the portal the fortress wasn't close to the bastion
Nothing about it was easy
If it's the most straightforward
Route I think embo crushes. I mean if it's like bastion directly next to fortress like he is literally doing that in 11 minutes
Think Liam is even better than super at that same idea though
Because he's played 240 games of ranked and he has that to suffer like I feel like it's this way I
Don't know is the reset worth I think the reset is worth at this point. Yeah, I
Mean you are blind digging in a wall with a wood axe like that cannot be the strat
Unless you had F3 open when you died, maybe?
Well, like he is just blind walking around.
He could e-ray for it. I don't know if he knows about that.
Your stuff counts as e-rayable things.
Yeah, it is.
It's a big lead for Superboys.
I feel like today has been the day of shit game threes. I feel like all the game threes are absolute just
disasters for one person
That broke too, so I need two more rods, okay, I gotta be okay, but I'll place your bed
hunger reset again
Don't be dumb
I'll just click it again just to be sure
No fucking chances here, man
Fire as BTW I got so many from the fucking
Bastion I also have to go 97 which is just the highway this way
So I'm basically on my feet. We just need to get to my ex
get away from me creep
one more
still have my litter skeleton skull
one more
I could have cracked that bone
kinda drool on myself
I have nothing else to do I think right
one more rod, one more rod
where am I going? minus 200
okay so we have to just go to the right
this is just like the highway bro
look at this shit
we're on the highway
I think I like this terrain down here maybe
I lied
Me and I lie
Dude, what a shit joke
Where's that fucking joke me when I lie you lie
Maybe this opens and I can crawl to the right. Oh, thank God
Thank God I have fire is another one going just in case because you never fucking know what can happen
happen. That is 200. Don't take too much damage if you can help it. W. Because you need to.
I like the way he talks to himself. It's very sweet. He calls himself King. I promise you
chat does not do that we got to go back to the left a little k4 and maybe in the
instead right now is that allowed as long as you're not there during the
game yes fun
220 so they go more this way and straight let's just but hold up you got
us on our king here bro he's a little scary
okay so we're good here just go 220 minus 2gallantin
shit on I'm just like really bad nav but like whatever um I don't have good
blocks 220 and we'll just go over here at the 200 I think this is fine I don't
don't hate this. I'm building up a little higher than I wanted to. I think you're fine,
bro. You got 43 blocks. Um,
okay, 200 runs 200. Make sure it looks like super wins the run back. And for now, he
He has Ebbo's number.
It might spawn me a ball, hopefully it doesn't.
We are in starter, check the storm.
Good check.
Oh, is he swimming for it?
You do not know how to do this, get back in that fucking portal room.
Stop kidding yourself, you do not know how to do ocean expose now.
Get back in the fucking portal room, kid.
Doesn't really look like it.
He is not. Oh my God. You just instant. Oh no.
Red. Oh, no, it's the silver spawner from the
or the silver fish from the creeper.
What happened to Evo?
Evo died to a piglin because he took off his gold boots in lieu of
iron, soul, sand, soul sand boots.
And
And it was forced into position next to a piglet and died
All right, I feel it with oh shit. It's like scuffed isn't it like that's why I do think it can be scuffed in that
But it's not every time it's scuffed like you should still do it
It's scuffed due to the like mobs in the ocean and shit, but I
Think you saw a smoker there hold up second screen. It's called cheats by the way
The box is off
That seems good. That's good. That's good. That's good. Go there. Wait, that's the right spike. No
I think so. I think top right go right. Yeah, there it is. W spike. You don't have longer reset.
You don't have fire as he sets a safety bed. He sets a safe. This is our first safety bed.
since quarterfinal started in evbo is teabagging all right boys it's gonna be I
think super TF versus Liam can I tell you like obviously I would have loved to
have made it this far but I am so excited to watch the run back between
between super TF and Liam.
I have to pull up their game.
I have to pull up their game before it starts.
And he forgot his settings.
Like someone pulled up his game.
It's not over.
I think it's over.
I mean, like I hate to call it before the game is over,
but if you have six beds and two anchors,
six beds, one anchor, I don't know.
This would take an act of God to lose.
It would take an act of God.
He is way too good to fail a one cycle.
this many explodes, explosions.
So you're saying he should FF?
Oh, he has the wither skeleton headgear.
That's kind of tough.
Keyboard incident.
They patched the keyboard thing.
I don't think it works in 116, but they did patch it.
All right.
Let's go full screen super TF to make it to the finals.
How is he only in the bastard?
What if he bugged me about the beat me right now?
Early perch too
Super TFs in the finals boys
Super TF and Liam are in the finals boys
I mean, it was a really slow time, but I think I played that seed okay
All right boys, we're finally here it is going to be a best of three
So I want to show you before we jump into the game
How do I do this?
Okay, so before we start the finals, I need to show you this.
This is yesterday.
The finals is a rematch of the last ranked game that each of these players played.
Because last night, in a random gold 2 match, Liam runs into Super TF.
What the hell is he?
Why isn't it, oh there it is.
So last night they played a game, yeah?
And it starts out pretty normal to Village Seed.
What gets really interesting though is you might notice this graph at the bottom, right?
It shows different colors for different places.
So this stands for overworld of gray.
The brown is for the Bastion and the Fortress.
And then, well actually it's for the Fortress.
It should be different for the Bastion,
but he went to the Fortress first.
And then this dark purple is the end.
This is him in the end, from minute 15,
all the way till minute 23.
He was in the end for seven and a half minutes.
And you might notice if we switch over to Super,
he didn't die, okay?
This is what the death looks like. Super did die in the Bastion.
Liam never died in his run. I'm going to show you the end fight that Liam won.
So everything starts out normal enough.
He sets up his obsidian.
I think he still needs to craft some of his things.
He throws out the obsidian.
That's a lot of it throw.
When is the finals?
It's right now.
He crashed himself a couple of anchors and then by some act of God.
Places both his anchors.
He tries to mine them, but quickly realizes that's something you can only do
with a diamond pick. And then starts the circus. Guys, this was the matchup last night between
the two people in our finals right now. I present to you the no pearl nine crystal destruction.
He has no bow, by the way.
Meanwhile, Super TF, just trying to figure out how to get through this library, getting
all of his string because he didn't have any explosives.
Back to Liam.
A little under halfway through.
Back to Super TF.
Still mining more string.
Meanwhile, if you watch those streams, they're both like, hands in their fucking head,
I wanna fucking kill myself, this fucking game fucking sucks.
Dogshit, see all of her fucking dying of fire, fucking miserable fucking dogshit game.
Still breaking all the crystals by the way.
Super now in the end doing a half bow and finally you
So anyway, that is the rematch we are watching today.
It is SuperTF vs. Liam, SuperTF mid-off winners, Liam, Ranked Grinder, let's get into it.
it's hard. I could probably learn the easy ones, but like there's a bunch of different
um,
Liam. Yo,
scared me.
Super. What is up gamers? Hey, welcome to the finals. Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
One of you is going to get a tier three sub for the rest of Fineberg's life.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Yeah. So it's $25 a month, 12 months, $300 a year over the course of I give him 20.
If I give him 21 years, probably it's like $6,200.
So you're saying he kills over at 44?
Yeah, things go well.
Yeah.
Oh, that's an optimistic outlook.
Okay.
Yeah.
He's drinking four full sugar coax today.
Yeah, I know.
He told me he was actually playing for the, um, for the high
role on modern medicine.
Dude, and he's an idiot because they already came out.
The high role is called Aspartame.
It's called diet fucking soda.
Like anyway, yeah, gentlemen, it'll be a best of three.
Sure. And you guys will flip a coin to see who gets second band.
Does anyone want to call it?
Hence, heads it is for Liam.
Let's see. Liam, you lose again.
You're actually not going to these.
OK, it is all you super.
What do you want?
Excuse me, Liam, what do you want to ban first?
Ruin portal.
OK, no ruin portal. Super. What are you banning?
Shipwreck shipwreck on. All right.
Back to you, Liam.
Um, um, you got buried treasure, desert temple village.
Um, desert temple, desert temple, gone.
All right.
So you have between buried treasure in village, buried treasure in village.
Mmm, and now it would be fun to do Barry treasurer, but I'm a pussy so let's go to village. Yeah
All right boys you can boot it up whatever you're ready. All right, just need one of you
Good luck. Actually wait, we'll stay standing here for a second. Don't
I
Got that I can host it. I was gonna put it in the MC to
text channel is there a bit of tension between you two I feel like I said
something no there's no tension well there's there's a lot last night you
guys played a ranked game and we did and I fucking drooled all over myself like a
dumb fucking bonobo ape you kind of took away the credit from him beating you
you said he only won because you drooled over yourself like a bonobo
well not to downplay his run but like did you see what I did I mean I saw I
Well, I had to say Clush. I had locked in. There were like 10 things that went wrong, but I adapted. I adapted ways, myself.
It just sounds like from Liam's perspective, he thinks he adapted and played the seed better, and from your perspective, you just played it back.
Well, I mean, two things can be true at the same time. I can play bad and he can play well, true.
True. What's your prediction on how this game is going to go, Super?
Um
To oh, I feel like I feel like a 2-1 might be in order
I probably gonna fuck up and blow myself up in another again because you can only win if you make a mistake, right?
Okay, why are you instigating?
So
What do you think this was gonna be I
Think it's gonna be to one and I'm gonna vote on myself. I think I'll win. I think we'll both make no mistakes
I'll just be better. You're just gonna clean out play. It's not actually because he made a mistake
You can just play better in a seat. I think we'll both play well, but I'll be a little faster
Okay, interesting. All right. Well, hey boys, it's the jerk offs. One of you gets to blow so good luck
Thank you
Super you want to make it? Yeah, I put the code in the
And then we're going to village boys
Boys, we're at the finals!
Okay, I need water if that's okay.
Wait, it didn't work.
Wait, I think it broke on.
All right, boys, we are in the finals.
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I had to message 12 different streamers,
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It's the finals
Lava pool right here
We're looking for our three Fs fire flinks and food
We instantly see our food on the left. It looks like our lava was on the right Liam going for a bed before going for the
I'm blanking the Smith the blacksmith I could not think of it
Pretty tough. See you're gonna have to kill you're gonna have to kill the iron golem here. There's only
That's a little bit too fucking you you're gonna have to kill the iron golem here because you don't have enough for a bucket and flint and steel
Slow crafts by super he's he's just I don't know just danger see bright mine blanking a bit Liam a little bit faster
I'd say he's probably seven seconds ahead right now. He has his bed. He's already crafted his boat. Liam looks locked right now
I have never seen Liam this locked ever
maybe
Oh, oh good clutch golem can't hit him from there. That is
Fortunets
Might be my best bet for gravel. Yeah gravel is gonna be the big variable
It seems like neither of them have found where that gravel is
And that is basically gonna be do or die to win this event at least this first game
There's food. There's food. He I don't know how he missed it. There's a bunch of food on this map actually
What the hell is he crafting shears? Yeah, I think he has enough for that. That's fine. I
Like the shears play this super make shears
This is a best of three not a best of five, I think a best of five would be a bit long boys
That would be like a three-hour match. That's a little bit long
water this is finals I don't know it just feels like the pace when I switch
between POVs Liam's more locked you guys feel me on that I feel like I turn
into I turn into Liam he's like I need this gravel I'm gonna die and I turn it
to super he's like hmm probably get some water right yeah I should get some
water no it's like he's not locked I'll just check here for gravel and if
There's none. I think we should go light but here's the oh a great find by Liam Liam finds his gravel right next to a lava pool
They're at separate gravel and lava pools. It doesn't matter
You do end up blinding to the same part of the nether but for Liam's and Liam fans
He can grow he can mine his gravel a lot quicker
Because he doesn't have to go underwater to mine it
So it looks like Liam's gonna be first in he also made the play to make shears
So I want to say Liam is ahead by a good 10 seconds right now
May actually you know what maybe more I think Liam's ahead by like 20 seconds here
It also depends on what bashing it is does it matter that he has 46 blocks like what is the bashing world look like?
Okay, we see it's a three like oh eight nether entry for Liam
Crafting his bread. He sees the fortress. He sees the bastion. I think
Yep, it is a treasure bastion right next to a fort
Like ignore
So they're a neck and neck right now
Well, I could have stayed up top.
He can use his blocks to travel a little quicker here, but I don't think the extra 40 blocks
is going to matter too much.
I think Super is not punished for not making shears.
Well, actually, no, he is punished.
Yeah, you can see him going for the soul sand right here.
He's going for the soul sand because he doesn't have enough to build up in the treasure.
What was that gasp on?
I don't like checking this usually, cuz yeah.
What was that gassed?
Okay, I'm just gonna point this out.
I don't know.
Dude, like, it's getting a little cringe at this point.
I don't know if it's gonna end up mattering.
Hopefully not.
Liam has a bed on his hop bar.
I don't know if it'll matter.
Maybe it's fine.
doesn't use the the eight spot a lot so it's not a big deal but it's not a great
item to have on the hop bar in the Bastion super tip knows that I would say
Liam has they both have this I would say a similar route here I don't think it's
too obviously different fine burn hole detected hold up that is actually huge
Wait, wait, Feinberg Hole detected.
Where did the music stop?
And I don't think Liam checked Feinberg Hole.
He did not plug Feinberg Hole.
Super plugged Feinberg Hole.
This could be, oh, Liam also patched it.
OK.
So both Feinberg Holes have been blocked.
No gold.
Bear in mind, guys, Super doesn't have blocks.
He only has 27 wood now.
That's not too bad.
It should still be enough, but he is
Chewing through his wood deposits
Okay, 19 pearls only nine up he picked up the gold
Did you put it back? I don't think he put it back. Did he?
Oh, he did he did he did now. We did yes 32 gold. He's just holding on to it
So his pigs are in trading Liam is losing time because he is not trading his pigs right now
Gold Elevator, that's so money!
That was so money, he ripped out a gold elevator in the finals.
That is some ancient tech right there.
That is actually bad ass.
Still too obby off, but I think the pigs have another 25 gold to trade, so he should be fine here.
He's just looking through his items.
Not a lot of string only 48 string right now beautiful. No, he's no he's no string. I don't he's noticed
Oh, no glowstone
He has three beds. Holy shit. I got so many beds. Oh, he got three beds from the overworld
He grabbed three beds in super didn't grab one bed. Oh
My god, I don't remember super didn't grab one bed from the overworld
Ring is atrocious super getting grabbed one bed from the village
Oh
My gosh, here's the deal Liam Liam has what's called short-term memory loss
So although he ran by a fortress on his way in he forgot about it. I
Think he now just remembered just lost like 10 seconds to his his
is def the um affliction going to the buried part of the fortress here I don't know if he
enjoys mining this is buried in okay he's through w nice surely it opens right like
if I just go I wasted a lot of time I'm gonna have to craft my bread BT dubs so they're
both about neck and neck I think Liam's inventory is slightly cleaner but there's a huge difference
between the two players specifically super has three beds in I think one
anchor and Liam has six beds in one anchor and that is that is a big difference
also here blazes down here is there a spawner or just a bunch of strays I don't
love I do that is not how you should do that he's hovering over where the bed is
Wow it building up plug the hole W hole plug
Nice
W hole plug you put out the fire
Leave is going for a traditional
Bad the blaze spawner
Get more blazes fond in
Kill them super it went off-strays, and I think that might pay off
It is a soul sand fortress, so there are more enemies spawned. I think super should lower his res
I think if you lower your rest it to more enemies spawn including blazes
It'd be kind of a money play it works out start building this actually it works out
He wins off the strays. I mean he's he's out bro
Liam's gonna get out off the next spawn, but you know obviously he wasted one of his beds building that
All right, okay
They're both trying to overlap some crafting unfortunate position for that blaze
I mean Liam still doesn't have his his
His damned rods. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why he's so behind on rods. He plays better and he has less rods
I don't know why super so killing blazes he has eight rods now. What are you killing blazes for?
Oh, whether Skellington
Another one what the fuck I
Mean Liam is spending way too much time in the crafty menu you got to go
Oh, he decides to take a spawn he does need one more rod you can leave you can leave you can leave
Just leave bro, why do you have seven rods good? Why? Why do you want this guy? You have seven rods
Why are you fighting this guy? You have six rods. I mean
Okay, you have a set if the eye breaks, maybe that was a great call. I
Don't think he has gonna break them. I guess you don't have to run to grab your eye now. Maybe that's why I
Think Liam does his his checks better than super I think he should be able to do it in one eye
I
Percent does he send the 4% no he does not send the 4% those sheep all the way over there
He does not risk the 4%
All right, they wait they actually have yeah, they have the same song mode, so he's right. He was right the first time
I don't know super's game plan right now. I think uh, I think he's in some trouble here
They have to go to negative 204 152 negative 204 152 so about 200 blocks in the nether that they're gonna have to move
So spit soul sand boots for Liam
What I like Liam's pathing a lot better than super's although he finds a nice opening
Hold up super finds a nice opening. Is he gonna pearl out?
Oh
Drop a pearl no why what are we waiting on the pearls is he out of pearls you have 11?
What are we waiting for? I just did this but like
What I'm about to do you can't be too fucking
That's gonna hit the oh my god. Oh my god
Okay, whoa was that on purpose?
We're on my X. We should be more Z. I mean if there's on purpose that was money as fuck
He supers route by the way so much better than Liam's Liam is behind even though he left first
Money pearls from super by the way that I'm not gonna lie. I'm a super hater. That was badass
That was a great block clutch get ready to clutch
So I think I think Liam based off the nav is maybe 15 seconds behind right now he starts to dig through the wall and down
but here's the deal I don't know what super's gonna do he has to go to the
library yeah shit there's no way for him to win this without going to the
library yeah Liam fucked up his navigation leaving was a little worse
than super super that money block clutch that was really sick to be honest
alright so he's not that far behind he's maybe 15 seconds behind it's definitely
going to hit. I will say super's weakest skill is probably the preeminence. So super, but
let's remember he was in the stronghold 50 seconds early. Liam, he does the same check
super does. He just sends it. He just sends it and it was right. Super is still doing
preeminence. He had a spike. He has not checked his spike. It is probably the weakest part
of his game. I think Super lacks confidence on the stronghold now. He actually did run
it down mid but he had a spike to be fair. Super's gonna run it down mid and-
Run it down mid never fucking fails man. It's a fuck up preemptive. He-
Leo preempted better than you! You're just bad at it! He did the same thing!
Hey, it's like he's never gonna learn the lesson because okay, so Liam is going for a half bow. I think it's a great call. I
Think this is a really good call. We saw too many mid-offs games determined by pearl or excuse me by a by perch
RNG
Let's see if super goes for the half bow. I think you
shouldn't
Is that a-
Okay, Liam should get off the tower. There's no reason to be up here. Get off, get off, get off, get off. You don't need to shoot that one. Get off, get off, get off. Good call, good call.
Okay.
So, Super might win the ar- Oh, wait, is that it? That's a perch. Is that a-
Oh my god, I thought- I thought he just got the insta-perch.
I thought Super just got the insta-perch, bro.
Maybe an error. Played for the insta-perch, but he was faster?
No, no, I think the insta-perch is the right call by Super.
by super. But but here's the deal bro I don't know super can run it in one cycle
I mean he's gonna need really money explosives that's a perch for Liam
perch for Liam all right Liam with a chance to win game one perch for super
Lee would super have clutched would super have clutched yes he would have
yes he would have unfortunately he loses a 10 second difference what an
electric first game what a banger game one the half bow does pay off and super
got really lucky on the perch to be fair yeah I think I had an anchor and I might
have four or five beds cuz I got a lot from the village I had three bed and then
I fucking was one hit off killing him with my axe and then you you won oh my
god but let's fucking close with the hill yeah actually fellas was that good
Game one. Congratulations, Liam. You're up one. Oh, super.
There are four seeds left.
You get the first in the third band.
What do you want to ban?
You cannot go back to village.
Shipwreck. I want to ban shipwreck shipwreck gone.
Liam, what do you want to ban?
Bt portal, Desert Temple.
Portal.
So it's Desert Temple or buried treasure.
And I wait, you say five.
Best of three. Oh, sorry.
Yeah, OK, I just got very treasurer.
So we go to the temple as a temple.
It is, boys.
Like it.
Cool. Good luck when you're already.
I mean, Liam won that game.
Obviously, I think the I mean, he really wanted
because he just navigated the stronghold better.
I think Super is for how good he is.
He has two glaring issues in his gameplay.
It's his bowed eye or lack thereof and it's his it's his nav
Not not even like looking at the spikes because I think that takes a long time to learn
I mean like dude, he's he looks at his board like he's like he's like he's Ludwig
Like he genuinely looks at his keyboard and he's like game render
Entities block it, you know, I mean like he's he's so slow
I really think because he's so slow, it would be faster to just run time.
That works if I take fall damage when it did reduce it.
So Liam actually saved. You can see one heart of health over Super because he placed that one
sand block at his feet. Super did not. I don't think it's going to fucking matter, but Liam loves going for it.
One and a half hearts one and a half hearts, and then he lost a half heart
Now it's now it's
All right
They're both going for the same tree in the same spot. Isn't that crazy?
They're going for the same tree
Really good play though by Liam. He's chugging flesh while waiting for the explosion
And it might seem like a small thing, but flesh heals so slowly that any opportunity you're
able to take to eat some flesh is worthwhile.
The woodlight play.
You're missing a stick.
There you go.
Oh my.
I think Liam could have made a, he could have made a, oh an Iron Axe.
if you wanted.
What is up with Liam's face right now?
I think the wood light's not a bad call,
but you also need water.
He doesn't have water.
I like what Liam's doing.
I should make my portal first.
I'm controlling, I'm actually breathing.
Super is just now recognizing he's about to do
What Liam thought to do first, so I think super is making a good call. It's not a bad idea
To
It's not a bad idea to like go for food, but if you're gonna woodlight then you should set up the portal before
I think Liam's playing this over all so well
Oh
That's that I don't know that's about my big red
This is a little bad for this is a little bit bad for Liam though
It should be fine. I think there's enough extra lava to wood like it's just no gravel
Yeah, just would like to set it up set it up set it up set it up set it up set it up set it up
Set it up you set up for a wood like just said it. It's gonna be harder now actually. How does he set up for it?
Fuck it actually does fuck him that he that he he actually did fuck himself a bit
And and super just went on a mission. Yep. Wow. Hey, I thought oh, there is love of there
He's not in hard mode either. I thought Liam was playing this overworld so much better, but
Turns out no, he's not go for food right now go for food
Is this ever gonna light go for food? I
Just hate what he's doing right now
This is literally a game losing play. Just sitting doing nothing like he's just staring at the portal now he goes for food
Okay, there's one piggy now that it lit it lit, but you could have lit it so long ago and you could have all your food by now
Like a minute down maybe
Yeah, I do think you're about now. Maybe a little less
Yeah, I wanted super enter
Okay, let's go
No would oh
Dude, let's go. Oh now he's a minute down. I don't know what he's doing to be honest
Let's take it was super
Super with the bad era he's not in the Bastion yet. Let's just send it
Maybe we do a little bit of wide rain. What?
Lea died. I
Think nothing burned my pick burned I can make another one. Oh my god
Maybe it didn't. Oh my god. I don't think it did.
What is he doing? Oh, he's going to cover the lava.
I see it. Oh my god. It didn't fucking burn.
I look. I lost a bucket. I think that's fine.
Liam's overworld was disgusting.
He went in two minutes behind Super TF.
Super TF somehow not at the Bastion.
I think I'm committed at this point.
I don't know where super's going
I mean, maybe he's going the right way at
Now Liam does have to spend some extra time getting wood here
Wow is that if that's lava housing in the middle of a lake of lava that is
Unfortunate because that is what it looks like
damn bro I guess I'm doing something wrong when I erade
yeah good speed boost
oh my god what a fucking shot
oh my god oh my god oh my god super's gonna lose
this is not the intended bastion right there's no way this is the intended bastion
Yeah, go high, go high.
If it's not the intended Bastion, it isn't guaranteed.
Good gap.
It's just so awesome.
Yeah, he just went to the wrong Bastion, bro.
Oh my God.
Are we kidding?
How is he not in?
It's right here.
Look at Liam, look at Liam.
How is he not in?
It's right here.
I mean, it is a, it is a, like it's literally a catastrophic throw from Super TF.
It would be, it would be damn near impossible to make a worse decision
than sending your bad e-ray full committing for three minutes.
Cause now there's not even a fortress necessarily near him either.
Dude, and the actual Bastion is a Treasure Bastion.
Meaning when he Piedars to find the Fortress, he might just fuck around and find the Treasure
Bastion.
Oh my god.
I mean that could be really bad.
That could be really bad.
I think this is bad gap, no?
I didn't look. I think that was bad gap, right, Chat?
Okay, it's good gap. You got one good gap, one bad gap. Saves.
The only issue is, because I went to the wrong Bastion,
like I said, we might not have enough lobby in the chest here,
which just means that I will have to trade, like,
I think the good news for him is that he's at Stables, which is to be fair, like a pretty decent Bastion to go to, because you get a lot of ramparts.
There's a good amount of gold. I didn't see if there was a trip while I didn't look specifically.
At least he knows he's not intended. I mean, he has to know. He has to know just based off of how long it took him to get to this Bastion versus how long it took to Liam.
Oh, he's getting so much.
I got a good amount of obitraids.
All right, Liam's playing well.
Okay, I don't know why the pig just left him alone to look at the chest, but fair enough.
Oh, this is so dangerous, bro
Z
Negative Z that way I negative Z negative Z. I think this is so dangerous. I don't think it's the same
I don't think he is I think that is a fortress right chat
I'm worried that his spike in the Pidar is just the treasure bastion and not the fortress
but I think it was a different direction than he came from I think.
All right, Liam can leave quite soon. He's missing two obby, maybe one pearl trade
Maybe he also wants oh, yeah, he only is he's missing a lot actually. Oh
W's string trades. You're out of here. Yeah, he's money as fuck
Wait, how much obby I didn't see oh
When he sees the fortress he's neck okay see it all
I don't see a single fucking good news for super is that if he makes his way to this bastion somehow
It will be next to the fortress
Oh
I
Think it's cooked bro. Does he even have all his obby. He has to go to the chests, right?
I'm lost. Oh
Geez, he's got to go to the top rampart. No, there's a hole you come in. Oh
It's fine. Oh, go right go right
Where are you going to oh to the chest? Oh big Avi pole 20. Oh, he's out. Yeah, we have to go 20. Oh, he's out
What a fine is he negative?
What go where are you going? Where are you going take up? Yeah, okay take a left
Take a left. Where are you going?
Why are you going this way? Where I where I pirate okay? That's fine. If you're just gonna go where you pirate that's fine
What are you doing?
Okay, I think this is good. I like this. Okay, if you like it, that's fine
You have 18 pearls you have 32 zombie meat negative Z right? Yeah negative Z negative Z send it
I think it's a different fortress for sure. Oh
You did not spring throw it. He's you didn't go in lava. You're fine. It's actually not that bad to be honest
We go up a little I like up. Oh, okay, that's fine block. What's nice
Uh oh uh oh Liam in a flight Liam listening to like the most peaceful
music
I mean it's gotta just be like buried in this forest somewhere now like built in it could
be built in I think he should I mean just pearl over and then re-scan
gone so far at this point that like if I don't see he only has 15 pearls I don't
know if he knows that oh hell no where did this just go I don't know if he knows
he only has 15 pearls left if he pearls three more times he's
Okay, we're pie-darring again
Okay, you don't have the pie chart open you get to press zero there you go
What are you doing
He is down to 14 pearls. Liam with 100% and then this looks like a in Liam with
seven beds eight beds and he can make some anchors if he wants he has extra
obsidian if he misplaces a block while blinding to the stronghold I mean it is
It is a hard game. He has a gapl in five pork still
It is truly a hard game to lose super finds a spawner
All right, a super still in the game to be fair
Super is still in it. He does find a spawner
wait
Is Liam sending in a one-eye no, right?
He's sending a one-eye oh
Oh my god, why would you do that?
Oh my god.
Chords are on the fort.
It's fine.
It is.
You're basically saying it's fine.
He will lose that max two minutes.
It's just unnecessary.
It's so unnecessary.
just genuinely zero value in it. At max 30 seconds, Oshi, on your life it's gonna be way
more than 30 seconds. On your life I will count second by second if he gets into the
portal for how long it takes him to get back to starter, blind, build up, get a rod, go
back. He has a one and a half heart. Supertef, you're about to lose. Supertef, you're about
lose the game you're about to die you're not wrong his that is pretty ass
right now maybe okay that could be good promising oh nice four way and they're
They're all blocked off. Jesus Christ. I've never seen that.
I don't know what happened to all Super's food.
I don't know how he lost it all because he also got pork.
Oh, because he spent so long. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Liam, get out of there.
Liam, go back to starter. Go back to starter, bro.
I don't think it's go top right, bro. Nothing top right. Go mid to right.
Oh
Is that a library that's a library only one path left, yeah
Back left right seven blocks
They're gonna be a different stronghold as well. So there's not like even what the hell. Oh my god. This is tough
This is this is a generational throw from Liam gaming
a
Truly generational throw here. He's going for another
Preeminent
No, I don't like it's a spike bro. I think you're checking to flat
I think Liam's checking to flat. You know I'm saying like he's he's looking at one height only and it could be at a different height
I think it's gonna be a very far down
Portal
Ashi, you're still saying 30 seconds. I'll allow you to allow you to take it back, bro. Look at my fucking cords. I
Don't think it's 30 seconds
Minus five seventy eight it says on my fucking thing. Oh my god. He is I
Super's right next to it
Super's about to go to the stronghold. How is super gonna wait? He's right here. He's there. Just drop down
bow down bow down super's gonna win this game are you fucking kidding me how
is super tf gonna win this game oh my god super tf's gonna win
oh my god Liam is doing the thing where he checks the rooms he's already
Checked
Is one port left in one gavel
Here's the deal
Super doesn't have to deal with Liam's stronghold because they're at completely different strongholds
Okay, here's the issue though super TF has these slow look at that look at the setting changes one Mississippi to Mississippi
Three Mississippi for Mississippi five Mississippi. There's a spike
He sends it. Why does he send it mid mid left? I think wasn't that a clearly a left?
He's beast mode mid to left he's beast mode. He's gonna win the game. That's insane
He has no business winning this game
Now don't put in too much stock to the fact that it is a 12. I portal it is a different portal
So Liam still has a chance of hitting his one eye if he finds the portal
Is super gonna go for a half bed here fucking has he checked top left has super checked top left first Liam
Has he checked top left?
Dude he has been in the stronghold for I think five minutes
You have to run in on the perch too so play close.
Check top left.
I think it's a GG.
He doesn't even have a clue.
I mean to be fair, Super Stronghold was a lot easier.
at a very clean spike instantly dude that's not a spike wow it's a snap her
It's super late.
Where could it be?
Where does it even go?
How is it not a random spike that I'm getting hit with?
Wow.
Gee.
What happened to Leo?
He went with a fake spike.
Does he have like a stronghold from hell?
What happened?
Yeah, he does.
I have no idea what was.
It wasn't even top left.
Like where was it?
There it is.
Bottom left.
down 20 floors.
Dude, that is crazy.
Why not?
That is crazy.
Holy, that is crazy.
You won that game.
I can't believe I won that game.
I that is crazy.
You won that game.
I can't believe I won that game.
You both went full ins and.
And super, it turns out you're in
paid off because I don't know if you know what happened.
I'll explain. I never found the portal.
We were like the fucking struggle from hell
or what? You're a way different strongholds, different strongholds.
Yeah, bro. I I fucked up on my era at the beginning.
I went to a fucking bastion that was like 300 blocks out.
My stronghold was in the second ring.
I went to a completely different every day.
Super was at a stable's bastion.
Yeah, I got I got the last way.
It was a treasure, but the bastion was the worst I've ever seen in my life.
Like it was probably four levels deep.
Oh, fuck.
It was actually like four sins lot in the play. That's crazy. Yeah, your stronghold was fucked
Yeah, your variants play paid off really good call going for the lower spike on the E-ray super
I had like two different spikes and I like self that I like second guess myself, but I ran the other way
I don't know what fucking happened, bro
Well, I hope you guys are ready. It's game three
Tide one one whoever wins this wins the event first and you get to their three
seeds left. Band one of them. What is it?
Barry Treasurer shipwreck ruin portal.
That is correct. OK, I'm going to ban shipwreck.
Then you are left with two options.
Barry Treasurer or ruin portal.
All right, let's do a Barry Treasurer.
Buried treasure game free.
You guys ready to need a minute.
Oh, I'm about ready.
I can just send it up to you.
Yeah, I'm ready to send it.
All right, boys.
Good luck.
Winner.
This is the winner of Jerk Offs.
Good luck.
All right, boys.
We got a very treasure game three.
By the way, his one I would have paid off.
If Liam was able to find it, that one I would have paid off.
I think the biggest issue is that Liam was looking too flat.
He didn't get a good spike because he had to look way low,
but it's also a fuck stronghold I feel bad for him.
Buried treasure boys.
Liam is preset up his settings.
Oh, Liam is so much better at this.
Super has to go through his settings.
Super didn't set it up in time.
Look how good he is at this.
What?
Oh, look, he's that.
You didn't find it.
If the spike is gone.
T, T, T. The spike is gone.
T, T, T, T, T. You're not your wife.
Oops.
What is he super looking at?
That's not even the right fucking thing.
What is he looking at?
He's not looking at the right thing.
There's no orange.
You know what?
I think this is a good idea.
I think this is a good.
I think this is good.
Wait, no. It's still the same.
Wait, he's on the wrong pie!
It's fine! You're on the wrong pie!
I'm so confused.
What are you doing?!
Wrong chart. What? Am I dumb?
Yes!
Oh hell no.
What if I just get gigalucky?
No, it's not the wrong chart.
Yes it is!
What are you doing?!
It's not there. Oh
Should have fucking brushed up on this
No, it's not this chart you guys are grouping me yes, it is
It is
Yes, oh
My god, wait it is you don't have to okay. Oh
My god, he's useless without a coach, bro
Um, is it just this chunk?
Oh my god.
Yeah, I think so.
Nine-nine.
Nine-nine on this chunk, which is right here.
What?
Huh?
To be fair, it's a crazy berry treasure.
To be fair, I've never seen a berry treasure that crazy before.
What the fuck is that?
Like, that is insane for it to be nine-nine, like, in a fucking ravine.
That's a crazy berry treasure, but here's the deal you get the seed you get and Liam played it fucking
Masterfully he is ready to look for the ravine. It's actually worth getting
Toured at my food
Liam is going for a big play here. He's grabbing the gravel and also going for the food on the island next door
I like the play I
Like the play
good catch chickens a bit of a weak food though all right he should go now he
should go I think you have enough food cod is a pretty weak fish you should go
I see a ravine go go go. I see a ravine. I don't see any cal so
So super obviously lost a lot of time finding the berry treasure. It's a fake ravine. I see kelp. Don't you kelp?
Obviously super lost a lot of time trying to find the berry treasure
But Liam took a lot of time going for the animals on the island. I think he got an unnecessary
necessary amount for their skill level. I think that was a fear-based play. I don't hate it,
I think it's a decent play, especially with the knowledge we have that Super took forever to
find the buried treasure, but I think they are good enough to run it without. And I think Super
is obviously not going to go for the food, and because of that he's going to enter the Nether,
like not too long after Liam does.
It looks like a
403 entry. You need a lot of blocks.
No speed bridging here. Wow, look how far that is. I think go up. Yeah, you see that
terrain. Yeah, yeah, go up, go up. I think going up is a great call. That's a money call.
That is a money call by Liam, I like it.
All right, how is Super gonna handle it?
He entered at 407, Super enters at,
he does so many things so weirdly.
He enters 40 seconds later.
Let's see how quickly Super makes the acknowledgement
that he should take the high terrain.
I mean, like, what?
I don't even have a spike!
What?
It's probably because you didn't change your yeah wait you see the fortress and you see the fortress on them. You see it you see it
Look you see it
You see it
Yes
Right versus down to rain here a little bit. Oh my god. He's an idiot
Fucking stone cold idiots. I
Get how the fucking bourgeoisie feel when they watch me. Holy shit. I get it, bro. He's
We I'm going for a crazy boat
Liam oh my god, he made it by a block please please come out with the right way for once in my life
What?
Am I losing it? Yes!
What the he-
HELL YEAH!
OH HELL NOOOOO!
Oh my god, bro!
Um...
How do I ever lose to this fucking imbecile?
I don't get it!
Do you ever do fucking it fortress-
Well, you know guys we had a good run
guys to fucking moron and I lost to him I lost to that okay guys let's not have
some conversation like it's over did you not remember last game if I were to
predict the winner of last game brother it was like it was like the god-banned
Patriots Falcons game. There was a 95% chance that Liam was going to win last game and he lost
Liam had a
unironically like
seven minute lead and he lost
Well, I don't say I have no reason to be nervous now
So it is loseable it's always loseable and that's what makes the jerk offs
So fun to watch because you watch these boys at the jerk off and you don't know which one's gonna freakin blow it
You know what I mean? Which one is gonna throw which one of these good do it the wrong way?
You know you never know with the jerk offs and that's what makes it such a treat
You know cuz you watch the playoffs these guys never fuck up. They never
Parasite whatever they're so good except for fine burger who fell into lava that one time. That was a
That was embarrassing.
Anyone can bust at any moment. That is a great way to put it, Crenios. At any moment.
Now Liam obviously is pretty money right here.
He is doing housing and housing is probably the easiest route to get the most successful
Bastion out of for like shitters.
you just run top down and likes good why did he reset cuz he jumped into lava
because he spent on ironically fucking two minutes going I don't see it I don't
see it and it's like on his screen his chat is screaming at him he finally is
Like what I don't take a look around sees it and then jumps into lava after seeing
like
Truly a generational performance
Here's the deal by the way, Liam has all the information in the world
I forgot where my- unfortunately, I forgot where my fortress was.
It's right next to me.
Da-ha-ha-ha!
It is right next to you, Liam.
I think this is still winnable, by the way.
Like, very unironically, I think this is winnable for Sniper.
He is not in the Bastion.
Holy shit, I just saw-
Alright, I'm just gonna play my game.
I was gonna try to put my health because...
I don't have much fun.
Well, like, is it quicker to, like, bridge a crew?
I don't have enough. No, I think I just do this anyway.
This way? What? Honestly, shit.
I will say Liam made a really good decision.
Like, the terrain? I think playing terrain is, like, always good.
Like, I think playing terrain is always good, right?
That's the call, but Super is only considering the terrain
that is on his Y-axis.
So he's following to the left here, kind of curving around.
Maybe going to go on the fortress and across.
Liam saw the terrain above, built up to it, boated down.
So like, I think Super is right,
but he's getting the wrong conclusion out of it.
He still might be able to get there pretty quickly, but...
She's probably so confused.
I'm kind of scared I don't know what he's doing.
Is he doing some weird stuff?
I
Mean this low key it's actually a not intentional technique by super but because he entered the fortress first
Super didn't get in the fucking boat, bro, this guy
He's building with the leaves on lava like dude
All right, I think I think I
Think the worst thing you can do when you're ahead is play slower
I think play safer fine, but don't play slower
So I like Liam going for a double blaze bed even though he's in the lead
because I think sometimes when you're in the lead it's like you know the NFL when
it's the fourth quarter and three minutes are left and the defenses are
like what if we do the worst coverage of all time that results in the most points
ever seen and then they run prevent like that's I think what some people do and I
think that's I think it's bad I think you want to increase the gap not decrease
it my first ride
The rates are horrible the rates are horrible so the double that blaze bed is paying off
Now it is housing I think super is gonna be out of here by minute 14 like I think he's gonna do this very quickly
Dude I am starving
I don't know you put your pick away, I guess you don't have to check this chest you're gonna break it
Why are you checking it? Why are you checking it? You're gonna break it in like five seconds
Ramadan no just fat man. Oh my god. He's gonna die
He has so much gold.
Give away the gold.
It is GG.
Look, you can win a Mickey Mouse event like mid-offs, but you blow too early at the jerk-offs.
You're never gonna make it.
It takes a level headed guy like Liam dealing with the reeling loss game 2 to take down
an event like this.
Okay let's see what the win cons are for super.
If this misses, that's a win con.
It's 100%.
Okay, that win con is out the water.
What is the other win con?
He doesn't fire res and jump. Okay, that when con is gone
He could die in lava even with fire res in his stuff could burn
Throwing an axe that's a good start. I'm not gonna lie. That's a pretty good start for super one fucking spawn
Dude why is super going in with nothing oh he can get his boat
What is happening super can low-key grab his boat, but I don't know how he expects to navigate through the nether with zero blocks
I don't know what right here. He thinks is gonna happen here
Shut the hell up
That was a k4 don't know Liam might be disqualified that's another right no other rights in my jerk off
W skin credible all over myself
Dude, and you know when they get in the call
Super's gonna say I I'm telling you right now
This is gonna happen super's gonna get in the call with Liam after after Liam wins
He's gonna go you won cuz I if I drew all over myself
I would have won that you want to rule all of myself like a like a dang'd
Bonobo
And then and then Liam's just gonna be like I well I played the seed better
You know, I played the seed better this boat that I didn't take down the first time is why I don't need
That's insane by the way
That is genuinely insane, and I also still think I
Don't know. Maybe you don't need blocks. Maybe you're just beasts like that
How are you still waiting on a rod by the way?
Yeah, you have trees in front of you. Oh that guy's gonna come for you
What?
Fuck!
Ah!
Oh my god, he's getting fucking destroyed.
I don't wanna punch him.
Yeah, no, that would be stupid. You shouldn't.
Oh jeez, Louise.
What are you doing, Super?
You have a tree in front of you. Break the tree.
You were standing on a tree.
That is a tree you were on. That is also a tree.
I
What are you doing?
Why are you doing
Where do you go? Where do you think you're going?
Do I just reset again?
Yes, yes, yes at this point it is reset. Yes
Yes reset. What you're breaking up a salt block
Or break a tree like what are we doing? Where are you going straight straight? We just send straight
We never give up. He's given up inclination
You never know what kind of all right Liam is going for a it looks like a
Did he pie-dar? Oh, maybe about bottom right bottom right? What about right there?
I don't know. That's interesting. All right. Check this just like right off the direct. I think I think that's a great idea
You are ahead by a full three splits not that you know that I think it's a great idea
Let's do a little pie-dar spin. Super is resetting the world for the second time
Give it up for reset number two
Yeah, I mean Liam is ahead by 17 minutes right now, I
Don't think there's any time saved to be had the fuck is this
What am I looking at if Liam shuds this fucking stronghold for 17 minutes?
If I can't bro, if he shuds this shit up for 17 minutes, what do you mean?
You're not using the pie this is a green circle
That's not a spike go lower go lower look lower look lower
It's like I don't think it's a spike deep ally.
Unless I check this.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's a spike.
Sorry, I didn't check all sort of directions.
It's not cooked.
This is this is who donated as me.
Who don't even is Ludwig?
Guys, don't donate to him in the middle of the run.
Donate to me.
I'm kidding.
I don't actually have donations.
Don't don't don't don't donate to me.
I don't even get the money, bro.
Top right cleared.
I'm kidding.
Donate for the mods.
Just seriously.
Like what?
What is this?
I mean, to be fair, this is fucked.
Like, I don't know how you are expected to connect here.
Like this is absurd.
Oh, what a find.
What a fucking shitty fucking stronghold.
Oh my God, he could die.
This is skeleton.
Oh my God.
No.
There's no way!
I'm kidding.
It is a shut-offs.
It's the fucking dirt cops, boys.
You can blow at any moment.
That's what it's all about!
You can blow at any moment!
I think I lost. That's really sad. What can you do?
He doesn't know he is literally maybe 60 seconds behind.
But he's actually technically ahead.
Although Super is farther in the overworld by about maybe 90 seconds,
Liam has the coordinates of the stronghold and the pathing of the stronghold and where the forger spawner is
So he can get back faster than super tf because super tf still has to learn this information
Tim are you a mod in both your chats?
Tim you need to be fucking law. I don't even need you in my chat, bro
Tim I need you locked down if anyone's trying to give information. I need you fucking killing them left and right
Just Liam's I can route it better actually
Okay, it looks like super chat is spamming nonsense
Anti-helper spam chat if you want to go in an anti-helper spam that'd be great
We get a best of five even though we're playing a best of three it's like it's like second Christmas, bro
We get free second Christmas
That's insane!
He's going to borrow the food.
He burned the food, sorry he got half of it.
Dude, he pulled a Ludwig that is generational.
That is a generational game 3.
I think, I think, oh man, it is actually so hard to tell who's in the lead right now.
I think Super TF's mental is better right now because I feel like Super resigned to
feeling like a loser 20 minutes ago.
And Liam is probably having thoughts of like, oh, I could have won this if I had just done
XYZ, which are really like self doubting defeatist thoughts to have.
To be fair, I don't know. He's had worse games like it's crazy to say
He has been through worse and out the other side a guy who spams Q's 250 ranked games
Is a bit of a demon a bit of a problem?
Oh my god, this is so exciting I'm actually so pumped this is like I couldn't have
Scripted a better game for me. Dude. This is beautiful
for everyone just tuning in guys we got 30,000 people in the building it's game
three of the jerk offs these two fuckers made it to the finals and super tf
super tf with the worst housing route of all time this is so gross they both have
reset super is on his third route oh my god that he gave up the fucking gold
blocks. Super's inting still. Super has reset twice. He's on his third run. Liam reset because
he pulled the Ludwig, aka died in the portal, died in the lava in the portal. Literally a
17 minute lead thrown away. Now, technically, if you look at the screen right now, Liam
is building to the Bastion. Super is in the Bastion. So you might think, okay, Super's
in the lead. I don't think that's exactly accurate. Liam has some more information. Where the stronghold
is, where the portal is in the stronghold, stuff like that I think matters and I think might let
him catch up even if he's not out of the bastion into the fortress as quickly.
What does inting mean? I actually don't know. Intentionally, intentionally running it down
mid is that what it is? Intentionally running it down mid is that what it stands for?
intentionally feeding it just means losing on purpose it's a league thing
oh my god he's getting fucking tossed up by a couple of hogs all right let's check in with super
super can go to the fortress super can go to the fortress and he is right it is up into the
right he's going the right way take a right up here never mind I was wrong
take a right up here never mind I was wrong take a red up here yeah I also
get lost I guess outed and then we go up and then we go I think it was right
right now. I think he sees it. Yep. There it is. Money pearl. That was a money pearl.
It made me cringe, but it was money as fuck. So Liam's gonna find out that Super got into
the fortress for the first time because he's gonna see an achievement called like into
the fire when Superplex's first play is wrong.
Does he know the song's not on anymore?
I thought that was super playing it, bro.
Those two.
Brother, what is this pathing?
Just dig up.
Yo, what up, boys?
Oh, there's two strays. Good tough.
I think he passed the spawner, no?
I think I saw a spawner on a screen. It's through the wall to his left.
I think he's just a dig through the wall.
Isn't the spawner right?
I thought he saw it.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Caught his ass. It's way worse than salmon.
Liam can catch up.
I wouldn't even say Liam can catch up.
I think Liam's ahead.
Like obviously currently Super's ahead,
but Super has to blind.
He has to find, like Liam doesn't need,
I don't know if Liam's thinking about this.
He doesn't need 20 obsidian.
He needs 10.
Because he doesn't need to blind to the overworld.
He can just blind to the stronghold.
As long as he didn't lose the chords.
He had an invisible bed, that was scary.
Ghost bed, just right. Ghost bed is scary.
Okay, so here's the issue they're gonna go to the same stronghold to the rates are horrible
I forgot how bad they are. I'm trying to catch up the rates are so absurdly bad
One spawn. Alright, I'll...
Liam can leave. Liam can leave.
Liam, you should go. You have 100 string, 32 pearls.
21 obby. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Our wraiths based on the seed, yeah.
Yeah, they're guaranteed for each player, so it's like if you kill if you get six rods and 15 blazes your opponent will get 16 rods and 15 blazes
The only difference is
Obviously like how many blazes will spawn for you or how many straights you go for
So let's see if Liam remembers where the fortress is right?
It looks like he's be lining a specific direction
He seems like he's confident in this direction.
No, he's scanning.
He doesn't remember.
Maybe he just knows he's down this hallway, but not which hallway.
I think, yeah, he sees it.
Okay, actually pretty good.
Liam remembered.
So every split right now, Liam is going to do faster than Super,
but Super has a probably one minute head start.
Okay, so Liam needs to get his beds down.
Oh my god, I'm stressed.
How did they right click that without fucking dying?
You forgot about the lava.
Okay, you're a firefighter.
Put out the fires.
You're a firefighter.
Put out the fires.
Block it with soul sand.
I love it.
W soul sand.
Liam knows the str- Yeah.
Really?
I'm a fun bird.
I don't think one bird, I think the Rates are just that bad.
I think the Diamond Sword's also a bit of a difference maker, that could help.
That could be a bit of a speed buff.
Uh, Super Olliance 3 rods, dude, the Rates are so atrocious.
Uh, this one's safe.
You're telling me the finals the game three of the fucking jerk offs is a 30-plus minute run
Brother
There they've been playing the game
He's gonna blind why is he gonna blind? Oh, he's autopiloting
He didn't he's autopiloting
I mean if he doesn't go in it's fine if he goes in it's a waste of time.
If he forgot chords Gigi, do you think he remembers his chords?
So need your brain bot you can pull up your old chords.
You can just click undo and it pulls up your old chords.
I haven't played a game in like two hours.
Yeah, okay, so he just built a he all he did is wasted a little time building a fortress out of muscle memory
I actually don't think it's that big of a time loss because he overlapped it with blaze bombs anyway
So he actually didn't lose that much time there
He didn't lose that much time there
Built up the other part of my brain's fiber. I've been live too long. This actually matter. There's no way
I've never seen anyone break these fires up here minus 42 50
Wait, that's like so close. Oh my god, but I fuck up my
Okay chat. I need you both to go into Liam's chat and supers chat. I need
anti-helper stem
Because I think there's gonna be helpers and I think that's gonna ruin the safety of this event. I need anti-helper spam y'all
minus 40
Minus 250
Because they both are
About to enter. I think a perch off
But Liam has navigated the stronghold and that should be as advantage going in
I don't think super would intentionally cheat obviously, but you know, it's just hard to not like a chat
I'm sure this just can't be right
No, not in my chat. I don't I don't give a shit. You know, fuck it at this point. Who cares?
All right, super tf is gonna blind
Oh my god, bro
It is the stronghold of uh, if this links i'm just so unbelievably fought. It's not gonna link
I
Even forget where the I'm not gonna lie. I forget where the portal was it was in a fucked location
My god Liam is making his way towards the portal this is so sweaty that's a great spike. That's a money spike
maybe a bit big though actually no what I swear I got a good spike this way he
did oh my god it's right there oh he found it instantly he instant abs he
instant as a super tf is gonna be the first one in the portal
And Liam's in the stronghold!
Liam's in the wrong line!
Wait, preemptive enjoyers?
We are feasting, by the way.
Alright, boys.
We are about to see a perch off.
I don't know if Super's going to go for the half ball.
I think it's not a bad idea.
We are about to enter a perch off!
This is really going to come down to a lot of RNG, he's not even half-bowing.
He doesn't have a bow, so Liam does have a bow. We're going to see if Liam goes for a bow.
If he gets an insta-perch, he just wins the game.
A perch can be anywhere from right now to three minutes down the line.
If you destroy crystals, it can decrease the amount of time it takes for the perch.
But obviously sometimes you can just get lucky even if you don't break a single crystal
We have a variation
Liam's going for the half bow super is going back approach
No, it misses
Wait no way
That there's no way he gets this. Oh
My god, oh
No, he's gonna he's gonna dragon breath, okay super needs to leave super me. He said me leave me to get off the tower
me and me should get off the tower and grab a crossbow
It's coming down to a purge I can't believe it. I'm so excited
Is that a purge?
No, no purge for Liam. No purge for super. Wait. Look at Liam scream
wait look that's a purge did he just look
Liam for the win! He misplaced the bed! Oh no! No! He misplaced the bed!
Snap in, snap. No! Oh my god, he looked at an Enderman and then he misplaced his bed.
He needs to build up now!
Liam.
Pride my best.
I looked at an Enderman that was right in front of me because I had to curl the perch.
Dude, he looked, oh my god, and super. All he has to do is just hit it super the luckiest motherfucker alive.
This guy is the luckiest motherfucker alive.
I cannot believe it. He wins the jerk-offs. Sometimes you blow too early. Oh my god.
He might die. He was never gonna die. It's impossible to die at that point.
Oh my god.
Dude, I feel so bad for Liam, bro.
Obviously, I want Super to lose and maybe get hit by a B-52
because of what he has done to me.
But fuck, bro, even that aside, Liam fought so hard.
He fought so hard.
But end of the day, there can only be one winner of the jerkoffs.
mid-offs and Jerkoff's winner son of a bitch hello GG super TF you have won the
Jerkoff's guys really good game three there I'm glad it was close at least but
I mean I'm not gonna lie you guys put on the greatest show possible I obviously
wasn't either your intention but but that was let me tell you that was probably
the most fun I've ever had watching. I'm sure you guys both felt like we're smart at separate
points. I almost feel bad, but I just have to ask what happened.
Um, I don't, okay, I died. Okay, I got Ludwig that I got shot by a scale. Okay, you know
where the portal was, right? Like it was over a gap. Somehow a skeleton got behind me. I
don't even know how and it shot me into the lava of my fire reservoir, I guess.
Oh, that's so f***ing-
And then I hurled, but the hurled like it didn't clear, and I just everything burned.
And then I had to go back and reset, and then I f***ing-
It perched, and then I looked at an Enderman, and the Enderman f***ing killed me.
Oh, that's so f***ed up.
Yeah, he won the perch off, but I was the Enderman f***ing-
Oh my god.
Yeah, it was a crazy game. It was a crazy game, and super you-
I mean, you just-
I-
I just-
For 20 minutes straight before actually playing the game.
Dude, I tried to get, I took like the worst route to get to the Bastion because it was like across that giant fucking lava lake.
So I went to the left side and I went across the fortress and then-
Dude, you're a stone cold idiot. It was on your screen for three minutes straight and you just kept going around it.
I just, I don't know bro.
I don't know bro. I call you an idiot. I said so many mean things about you and you won mid-offs and jerk-offs.
Like, I don't want to fucking kill myself, bro. I want to leave him doing so bad. Like, eat shit, bro. Fuck, man.
bro I died reset cuz I fell in love I like I what are you guys twice you
reset I died twice yes I'm right I died reset died again then I tried to get my
shit back the second time died reset a third time and then just ran the Z like
and then played like a normal and then played normal yeah well hey banger match
boys appreciate you being part of the jerk off some sure we'll do it again
sometime if you guys keep at it with Minecraft at least
Super you are owed a tier three from Feinberg and five different me so you should see that sometime soon
And Liam sometimes the terrorist one
Yeah, what can you do?
All right, GG fellas appreciate the game
dude oh my god I wish Liam won that so bad I wish he won it so bad but I have to
give it to super bro that guy is literally fucking Jesus incarnate like
that guy has genuine fucking plot armor he's insane bro he wins the mid-offs and
the jerk offs that's crazy he should have lost two games to Liam and he won it
bro I cannot believe it we're gonna look at the replay right now yeah of
course that is genuinely unbelievable bro
thanks that is genuinely unbelievable dude he fucking blood wigs no I like
I'm too much, bro. We fucking Ludwig
He Ludwig
Guys W jerk offs. Thank you everyone who was watching the jerk offs. I appreciate it boys
We had 35,000 people watching on just my stream
I think we had like overall probably like 50 plus thousand people watching on every stream
So shout out everyone who watched that was a lot of fun
One shout out super for winning and and everyone else for participating how do I find Liam?
God damn it bro.
I'm so I haven't felt this way since the David Tyree helmet catch.
All right, so let's take a look.
So Super had two early deaths, right?
Specifically right here.
He died and then he reset.
I'm gonna hit you.
It's so many deaths, bro.
Wait, is this the right seed?
No, this is a different seed.
Is it not show?
Oh, private though, 36 minutes bro, what a fucking match.
What a fucking match, bro.
All right, so let's take a look. Let's take a look at some of the key moments that turned this slobberknocker into the slobberknocker was so it started off like as poorly as it could for Super TF this is the same seed I know a lot of time has passed where he didn't set up his correct
So he failed to find the buried treasure for a full two minutes.
He literally spent the first two minutes of the seed trying to find the buried treasure.
Meanwhile, if you cut over to Liam's POV, he not only has the treasure,
he's on to getting all the wood and the food that he can to play out the rest of the seed.
So that's how it kicked off, alright?
So he finally gets it, he enters, and then he looks around,
around and he's like dude I can't find the fucking bastion anywhere where is
this goddamn bastion this shit this shit is miserable okay meanwhile the
bastion is right here it's within an eye shot you can see it okay you can see it
and I know you can see it because the other competitor Liam saw it he saw it
and he thought okay I'm gonna build up here and boat down over to it what super
did okay and bear in mind this is the guy who won the entire event so I talked
shit with you know with bated breath is he stood still for a while and then he
decided to just run it left and then he saw this fortress and he's like wow
cool fortress and then he's like well I guess I'll keep going left and then chat
started spamming you saw you saw you saw it and he goes I saw what and then he's
like oh shit I saw the passion it's right over there and then he did this so
Generally, you're not supposed to float above lava because the next thing that follows is gravity comes in
And then you have to restart your own
How did that happen?
Just jumped into it
That is now a six minute 30 second time loss
Okay, so what does he do? He goes I got a reset the whole world everything burned
But good news I can do the overworld faster last time it took him four minutes 40 seconds to do the overworld
This time he managed to do the overworld in two minutes 30 seconds. That's a big time save there
Okay, so he gets into the nether and now he's like, okay, I know where this passion is that's easy
So he bridges over he does his passion thing
and
Then he lets it pig into the hole with him. He doesn't give the piggy any food and he's like, that's okay
My stuff didn't burn so I can just run back in without anything at all
Dumbest fucking decision he's made all day
I mean, he literally wasted from 1255 to 1706, so four and a half minutes of just kind of
dicking around in the nether, like literally achieving nothing, just kind of dicking around,
jumping around.
I think hoping to find a chest with like 64 bread, 64 building blocks, 64 gold, and 64
obby, and 64 fire res, and it didn't exist.
then he finally world resets and then he does his overworld for the third time. Okay? He does his
overworld for the third time. Let's quote over to Liam to see what happens to him. Because Liam is
trying to deal with a pretty tough stronghold and he never got a great spike. So he goes looking
around. Actually, look right here. Look how close he was. Look, he's looking through this iron gate.
he's like, I don't see anything over there. Little does he know.
That's actually where the fucking stronghold is. The portal, I should say.
So eventually he comes back.
Spends a minute looking around the rest. Eventually he's like, OK, what is over there?
I mean, let me take a look and he comes over.
Walks in. Wait, what? Where did this... Wait, what just happened?
So look at this sleeper cell, bro. Look at this netherite sleeper cell. How long is this guy
hear the whole time. So he spawns in. So after a while mobs start to spawn around you, right?
So there's two on here. They despawn because he walks too far away.
Then one more spawns in. This bourgeoisie assassin senses a working class patriot is nearby.
Activates operation trick shot hits a falling shot on Liam
Let's run that back hits a falling shot on Liam as Liam runs in
Knocking Liam in okay now Liam gets shot. He goes
This to be fair. This is where Liam should have clicked escape
If he clicked escape at this point he could have thought okay, maybe I'll just fill in the portal
with a bunch of gravel, then there's no lava.
Maybe I'll check my inventory to see
if there's any fire falling.
Maybe I'll just have a pearl ready
and then I'll pearl out.
A lot of opportunities here.
He didn't do a pause.
Instead he played it in real time
and his decision making wasn't wrong.
He decides to pearl.
Unfortunately, the pearl clips and he does not get out.
He's stuck in the lava.
all his shit burns. He does a world reset. So his world reset is at 1852. Super's world reset was at 1656. So
there's a one minute and 40, like, 540, 50 second lead for Super TF as they both start their lives and new and
in their new hellhole. Now, Liam has more info. So he should be able to theoretically come back faster. But I
I think he also has pressure and I think pressure plays a big part here
They both play the rest of the seed. I think quite cleanly to be honest
I think Liam honestly plays it a bit better obviously had more info
But I think the half bow was a great call because he enters the end about 30 seconds later than super
But he made sure that he grabbed a bow from the of the Bastion
Dude it just came down to the fucking pearl clip on the end of it too
After all the shit he went through he still could have won.
Just this Enderman right here.
Dragon perching in, and he looks up to Pearl, and he happens to clip an Enderman.
He gets off two good beds, places one bed too high, has to go to his inventory to grab another
than an Enderman hits him off his path.
Dude, I still think he low-key could have won here
because he placed one bed.
I think if he placed another bed right here, he could have won.
He might have still died from an Enderman hit, but it would have been close.
He had half a heart. No, he had one heart.
Look I proved it to you. I don't mind showing you you're wrong
So right here he gets hit. He has four and a half hearts, places down the soul sand,
places the bed, triggers it, he has three and a half hearts, gets hit by an enderman, he's
on fire, and then he hits it, and then he puts his fire res. So to be fair, he had one heart.
Obviously it would have still required him to do a lot of technical shit, like it would
been difficult he would have had to have placed the bed fire as but the dragon
wouldn't have flown away if he hadn't hit it so he might have had time it to be
fair I mean it's a very hard thing to do but I think it's feasible dude I'm so I'm
so fucking heartbroken bro
So Liam, Liam and Super are two and two lifetime.
Should I set up the best of five?
Put some money on the line.
It's not going to be today.
be till this weekend. I got shit to do.
The Liam super best of five. Not today, boys. Obviously not today. Super gets to hold the
W for at least a week. It's how it works. He's the champ of the jerkoffs. You can't
take away somebody winning by like throwing a fucking curveball, you know, extra match.
What a fucking game, boys. I got to end stream, bro. I'm tired as hell. But that was awesome.
That was awesome. W's all around. Shout out to the Jerkoffs.
Uh, I'm going to wrap up stream today, boys, guys.
I'm not going to be live tomorrow.
And then I'm going live on Thursday,
but I am doing a Samsung sponsored stream in San Francisco.
Uh, and then I won't be live Friday or Saturday.
So not a lot of streams this week, to be honest.
I have a lot of traveling I'm doing so my next normal stream is gonna be probably Sunday
My next normal stream will be on Sunday
But I should have a couple videos come out in that time to uh
To tide y'all over
But yeah, I won't be live
Really except for the sponsor so just heads up. Yeah, I'll probably try to do on Sunday the TTS stream
And maybe this best of five between super and Liam because I think it'd be hype
But anyway guys, thank you very much for watching shout out to all the competitors of the jerk offs dot live shout out to you
You who made that website
And I'd say plus I'm out. I'm out. I hope you guys all have a wonderful rest of your evening
I am going to wrap up. I will see you guys all
Thursday for the sponsor
Peace peace out y'all. Goodbye everybody. Have a good one
I'll raid super he won
He's up