you
I'm
My god, I'm so bad at my job
I'm so bad at my job hello
Wait, did I fix it wait can you see me? Oh my god, I fixed it wait. I'm not horrible on my job
Chat what is up? Whoa, that's a little loud
I
Upgraded the camera chat. What do you think?
It's too early for this. Okay, so here's the deal. I was supposed to be doing a shoot. I missed okay
Let's just say I may or may not have missed my flight
And so I took the first flight out of San Francisco and I didn't want to go back to bed. So we're not we're live
It is what it is. Sometimes you miss a flight. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal
We're not gonna freak out. You get by the way
You can't tell me what I'm allowed to and not allowed to do
Just to be clear. I
Am the biggest streamer in the world. Did you guys not see it yesterday a hundred thousand views guys give it up for me?
100,000 live concurrent viewers
the most
Viewed live stream in history.
Yeah, I did that, I guess.
Oops.
Bots, you're seething.
Your jealousy is so embarrassing.
You're literally seething.
It's all right.
Look, not, hey, not everybody can be the go.
Hmm, but I guess I can.
Oh, let me crack a bulb.
My long go.
What's good?
Chad, what time is it where you're at in the world?
Erica going hard?
Okay.
So, a stranger today said, what are you doing a neon impression?
That was a stranger.
That's someone I had never met.
Full T-Pok.
So, and I didn't know how to feel about that.
Because Neon is a, I think a 20 year old man.
How old is streamer Neon?
Neon is a 21 year old man and I'm 30.
I don't think I should be aspiring to look like Neon.
But I guess I look like him.
I guess I look like him.
Is Feinberg streaming today?
I mean, God willing though, but we'll find out.
The VOD has 16 million views.
Yeah, oops.
Yeah, okay, I gotta figure out the camera's exposure.
That's the only part I don't really get about it.
Part of it is I have to cover up my window
because certain times of day,
this window gets really bright
and so the camera exposes for the window.
Hey, I was going live.
Sorry about that.
What camera did you get? It's like a
A Sony PRG
What capture card do you use okay
Like I asked you and go I don't know
Ask you go to figure it out. I don't know. Okay. Like don't don't ask me questions
I don't know the answer to that's not what we do on the stream
Okay
That's how we do it's on manual focus to how about that I think that's good, right?
No, now it's off
Okay, you know what maybe I should switch back to the old one
what is this color grading? I don't know! I don't even know what that means! I was
unironically in a call today or yesterday and we were talking about color
grading and then they were like yeah we have to figure out a few LUTs that we
have to swap between depending on what the shot is and I literally
thought to myself and I didn't say it out loud because I didn't want to be
vulnerable I thought can't you just AI the LUTs I thought that I don't know
what a Lutz is. I literally thought, can you do AI the Lutz? I didn't say it because there's
a bunch of creatives in the call. But that's what I thought. I don't even know what AIing
the Lutz means, but I feel like that should work. I don't f- I- just AI the Lutz.
anyway so Chad who saw me coach pookie last night who saw me coaching pookie last night
oh banger I love Jubilee Life City wait aren't they remaking Diamond and Pearl
No, is that it? No, no, no, no, no, aren't they, they're remaking a Pokemon. It's not
time to pearl. What is it?
They dropped a trailer for Gen 10.
Wait, really?
Pokemon Generation 10.
Wait, this was an hour ago!
Wait!
You're actually not lying!
What?
Okay, hold up.
Let's watch this.
I'm actually excited.
Um, you.
Oh my God.
Okay, before we watch this,
I have to say I desperately want to play a Pokemon game.
Like I have a yearning to play it,
but I think I've gone through all the old titles.
I've nuzlocke literally every old title,
some of them multiple times.
And I feel like every new title looks like,
I feel like it looks like a PlayStation 2 game
where you run around the world
and Pokemon kind of pop up in the grass
And then you slowly go through your turn-based combat, which is slower than ever because the animation is wildly slow,
the tech speed is wildly slow, and none of those are changeable things.
And the story ends up being some 15-hour pretty mild milk toast story that you take seven hours to get into because the intro tutorial are so long.
And I'm hoping, okay, that this deviates.
That's all I'm asking for.
I don't need it to be, you know,
God damn greatest game of all time.
I just need to deviate from that.
Even if it looks like a PlayStation 2 game,
I don't care, it just needs to deviate.
So far I'm into it.
Obviously I've seen literally nothing.
Okay, that's cute.
What do you got here?
Oh my God.
This is very anime right now, I feel like an anime voice, I feel like Alex Lee's voice
should play over this.
Ok, this is not, ok I'll just keep watching.
I mean, I like the art direction.
Ooh, that sounds so cute!
The art direction is phenomenal right now.
What the fuck is that?
This is unironically how they would announce a Minions Holiday Special.
to now this is bar for bar what a minions holiday special would be announced with what the hell
why dude why is why is pico wearing the two piece
That's it! What?!
Okay, first off, can I say this looks insane. This looks way better. I don't think this is PS2. I think this is at least PS4.
I don't know if this is pre-rendered, but...
I'm gonna give it a chance.
The speed in which the trainer threw out that Pokeball is not giving me confidence.
I feel like they haven't realized.
The biggest issue is that throwing seven Pokeballs to catch a Pokemon takes unironically 12
minutes.
I'm being a hater.
I have to keep it open.
Come on, something a hater.
It looks beautiful.
I've given that.
It looks like a Pokemon snap game, no?
Like I literally think this is because they have the Magma area.
They have the Pokemon.
It looks like a Pokemon snap game. No
Like I literally think this is because they have the magma area they have the beach area
It looks like they made Pokemon snap world into a video game
like a Pokemon game
With the starters
Okay
grass bird fire
dog and then I
Feel like we've had three different water starters that look like that
This looks like Grote, uh, what's his name?
No, not Da Vinci, Lily Pichu's dog.
The, uh, what is it, Jen 8?
Sobble.
Yes, Sobble.
I'm assuming the evolutions will be a lot different.
Dude, I think the dog is very cute.
I also love the bird.
This is my least favorite.
I don't care for this guy.
Brouts.
Unironically, this is what minecrafters call themselves, and they'll have like a 15 million
view video and 7,000 subscribers.
Fombon, Gekwa, we need this to find and be a firefighting starter.
I always struggle so hard against rock type.
Dude, firefighting would be interesting.
Like, what if the dog became bipedal, you know, and in a mixture of fire, but also fighting.
That way it could take down more. I don't know like types of pokemon could be interesting
But be really weak to ground
And it could be interesting. No, I think I think flying grass is new right flying grass is new. I like that
The dog
You just make it straight fire some shit
And you just make a straight fucking fire
here. Wait, they have Rowlett. Okay. I think they need to ditch the fire grass water start.
I understand the precedent that has been set, but I think move on. Do you know what I mean?
I think even for a game, a main title game, I feel like that would hit.
I feel like that would hit.
I feel like we've run fire.
They've done every combination of fire, water, grass you can do.
Okamon.
Leeds.
Okamon.
Leeds.
Winds and Waves.
simultaneous release 20 27 wins in waves so we have the cannon beach episode of
Pokemon the water looks good
did you hear that listen listen listen hold up hold up hold up listen
Whoa! Did you hear that? It sounded like ocean waves. But also very clearly wind. And maybe...
Thunder, oh thunder, thunder. Dude it's gonna be a, it's gonna be like team, instead of
Team Rocket it's gonna be Team Thunder. Team Thunder and then the other one's Team Lightning.
I already got it figured out, bro.
I already got this shit solved.
Dende.
It a dende.
Anyway, I actually think it looks really good.
Like no shade.
No, no, no meme.
I actually think it looks really good.
I don't know if I'll play.
I think I'll play it.
I've been out on the Pokemon game since 8.
So I need to get back in.
I skipped 9.
Can you watch the Chadwick video?
Uh, no, not today, for sure not today.
For sure not today.
I do have a video I'm trying to watch, though.
I do got some video I'm trying to watch.
Nine is Skippable.
I couldn't even tell you what Nine is titled.
Is that crazy to say?
I couldn't even tell you what Nine is titled.
I don't even know it's like uh oh scarlet violent okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
who watched the body yesterday or saw the stream of me teaching squeaks how to play mcsr
That boy is some ass.
Ass.
Nice airport fit.
Wait, it's on pat, isn't it?
I feel like I low key have a good fit on am I wrong
Yeah, I gave Squeak seven days to beat my PB and MCSR and if he did it
I told him I'd give him 2,000 gifts himself. This is $10,000 which is a lot of money
Luckily for me, I think there's no universe happens
He has a 30 noses. He's a 44 minute PB right now. Maybe 45
Okay, dude, I'm not okay, I don't want to pretend to be I don't want to
I'm not out of touch. How about I start the sentence of that? I am not out of touch and I don't want to be a diva
But
I'm a Delta Diamond member, okay, and what was sorry where I'm from that mean something
That fucking mean something okay to be a Delta Diamond member fucking mean something I
Have put in a lot of work with Delta to become a Diamond member
Not only am I Delta Diamond. I also have the Delta Diamond American Express card
Okay, again, I'm not trying to flex on you guys. I have 700,000 miles. Okay. So tell me why I get to the airport four hours before my flight wanting to chill at a lounge because they have good Wi-Fi free food free drinks so I can teach squeaks at a place some Minecraft.
craft. I go to the lounge, the Delta lounge, and I go, Hey, can I, can I get in? And they
go, can we scan your boarding pass? Sure. And then they, and then they look at me like
I'm a stone cold idiot. And they go, you're flying United. And I went, you Oh, sorry,
You must be mistaken. I literally said this. I went, I'm Delta diamond. You, you must be
mistaken. I'm Delta diamond. And I walk in and they go, buddy, and then point out a paper
and it says must be flying Delta to get in the line. Okay. I'm Delta fucking diamond.
I put in miles for that shit.
And so then I go to, there's an American express lounge.
I go to the American express lounge and I flash my card.
I go, I go, here's my fucking card.
Telling a story here.
I'm telling, I'm Delta Diamond, Jimmy.
I'm Delta Diamond.
Way better than Silver.
not close to silver. You don't know the miles I put in. Sorry, it is fucking guys. So I
hit 100,000 years yesterday. He's been cloud chasing ever since my apologies. Can we focus
guys? I'm trying to get into the lounge. Okay. Can we folk guys? I'm telling a story
here. Okay. But wrong side. Wrong side asshole. No, you can grab, go ahead. Okay. Yeah, that's
right. I earned that in France, by the way. That's right. They made P nine. Yeah, I have
a water. Hello. Okay. Hello. Oh, come on in. You're here to steal my girl. You could
You say I after make it out with her
You couldn't steal my girl you could not steal her if you wanted I I have locked I've locked it down
Don't dapp her up for that. Why she didn't she didn't steal my girl
I'm telling a story. I'm Delta Diamond and I couldn't get in the lounge
Stop sipping rudely. I'm listening to me. I'm Delta Diamond Lacey
Yeah, I'm a motor. Yeah, Yoshi no boo. No, grab your memory. What are you grabbing? Okay,
I don't need the how to win this. I could use this. I could use this. I don't reread
the Torah. I'm selling this on eBay. That's worth a few hundred. I won't lie. The 2020
That was actually a few hundred it's got up in value though.
So anyway, I try to get into the lounge and they have an American Express lounge and I
show them my card and I say, hey, I have an American Express card.
Can I get in and they go, great, do you have the platinum card?
And I go, no, I have the Delta card.
Courage get this, get this, appreciate the gum.
I tell them I have the American Express Delta card.
They say you can only get in if you're flying Delta.
I go to the American Express Lounge, I don't have the American Express card.
Is that, is that not the point?
Is the point of the Amix Lounge not for an Amix card? They go, well, yeah.
And you know what the guy says to me?
The guy says to me, he goes,
You can buy a Delta flight and then you can get in. I have a flight. I have one. I
don't need a buy in. I'm Delta Diamond. I actually think I have one of the best
stream rooms in the game.
No, this is one of the best
stream rooms in the game.
Look at my memorabilia.
It's collectible.
That's a real bad sort of
about that in auction.
You think you have a better
stream?
I said do my sister made me a
deal.
Made it by herself.
Yeah, it is still like dad.
Yeah, like wait, isn't that weird? No, because it means damn, I love frogs
We should stream together sometime bro, we're talking about bull dude me and you I go to your place
Nice.
Yeah.
Week-long marathon stream.
Where you going?
Week-long.
Tyler.
We...
Do you see this hug?
That was kind of fun.
Come on in.
You were trying to come in bro, be real, just let away, let's keep it that way, right.
Now we're good on that.
We'll sleep over.
Question.
It does not stink.
I
Question it does not sting
It does not sting literally yes
I literally I
Fucking dolt
Wait where rang my stream room you've seen a bunch
It's W remember my mom painted that that the putt putt travels through time poster in the middle my mother painted that
No, no, it's like a friend
It's cozy yeah them some PSA 10s
You want that that's that's right. Yeah, that's that's like 10k right there
That's VGA graded. Oops. That's VGA. Oops. Is that my VGA graded Pokemon max? Oops
All right chat it's pretty clear we're in a fake room here pretty good though, I'm not gonna lie
I don't feel like any of you guys noticed
Yes
Yeah, Tyler one doesn't walk through my room normally
No, no usually I
Messaged I he was here and I said hey do can I go to your place and he said fuck no
Yeah, I kind of hurt
Yeah, okay, you guys do you got down you got down I got down
All right, Rosie, what do you got in there Rosie? Rosie, I'll die. I'll kill you. This is a legal threat.
I'm an immigrant. It's okay. Don't yeah, I'm a threat. An immigrant. What? What? I can't threaten an
immigrant anymore. I can't threat. I'm an immigrant. I will say it's okay. I did my father built
this country. Don't doubt me up. There we go. Because I'm an immigrant. I am an immigrant,
bro. Buy that belt this country. Step son of Peter. More people want to visit me. Wait,
who's visiting? Oh my gosh. Wait, fellow rebel athlete. It's pretty one to one. They did actually
crazy job wait rate my stream room rate my stream room it's a nine out of ten okay
and nine out of ten is not bad yeah they do fake son yeah I mean when Tyler
one came in it was pretty hard to he would never show up to my house in
real life I did I said can I go to your place then he
laughed and left the first thing he said when I saw him is that remember when
We gained last he said that idea was so shit. Why did you make us do that?
I it didn't sound like it
Heart gold they announced a new Pokemon today gents end
Yeah, I think it's real I don't know how they got it to be honest mr. Bees kind of scares me
Yeah, a bit of a multi streamer wait, are you on the train yet?
the multi streaming train.
I'll try it.
These twitch Andes.
All right, thank you.
I don't know how to freaking chat.
I don't know how to fix the mic.
I don't think you can hear anyone that walks in.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's fine. Okay. I'll just run it. Oh my gosh. Explain yourself. Okay. So
here's the deal. Dude, what is around your neck? Come in, bro. What do you have around that neck?
You gotta rock the jewels, you gotta rock the jewels, hit them.
Damn.
Okay, rate it, be honest.
Yeah, out of ten.
You've seen a few rooms today.
A lot of people, the first person to give me something.
Everyone keeps stealing shit.
What are you gonna give me?
Okay, I'll take that.
Yes. Yes. I mean, I like your face was so disgusted. And then he made it and then you got real nice.
I'm like, what is a strawberry, uh,
yeah, it's boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh my gosh.
Chaining day chains.
Go underneath them.
I can throw, I can throw.
Yeah, we're just best friends now oh you're jealous
That is not chain that a string and look like
I appreciate you coming through
Anyway, I had to buy a day pass on her segment Connor segment. They're saying Connor segment
in the chat. Dude, I'm iced out now. I'm iced out. Broly on my wrists.
Is it offensive? I call you a what? Because my hair. Yeah, like you walked by and I was
I was like, wow, there's a skunk.
Yes.
And then I was like, wait, that's one way.
Yes, that is offensive.
Yes.
Oh, my bad.
Well, I like your play.
Thank you.
Emily rank my streamer amount of 10.
You would feel that negative space.
That's a real sign Jersey from Yosinobu Yamamoto yeah so whatever no big deal I guess wait
hey you'll need it you'll need it huh let's just say I know some of the challenges and
And uh, you'll need it, good luck in there, yeah, actually just watch the, uh, I don't
know if you saw the gen 10 trailer for Pokemon.
Oh no, I didn't see it.
They just revealed it.
I didn't do a reaction, so I can do a reaction here.
I'll be honest, don't, don't, don't spoil it.
This one's gonna be, this one's gonna be.
It actually looks pretty good.
This one, they can't fuck it up eight times in a row.
I'm gonna tell you, it actually genuinely looks pretty good.
It doesn't look good at all, it looks like paper.
No, no, it's cute, it's like an,
it's a cute animation, bro.
Oh, is it in Jota?
No, no, no, it's Brandy, Brandy.
Brandy region.
Oh, they're like doing like a,
actress effect, killing.
Connor, thank you for the raid.
I
Have a turtle beef with him because he's also named Connor
No, no, no, actually that's the thing is it a totally would if I didn't love them so much
Because if I didn't like him it would be bad, but you like him so he doesn't it doesn't matter. I'm not at all
Okay, okay
You guys are watching the Pokemon trailer again
Okay, that was in a that's up. That was in nine that's a little bit less
Not as bad as a wait really I thought nine suckers better than eight
Better than eight. Hey, yeah, okay. You're about to see the reveal ready. This is it
Some water I heard I heard about this though the room. Oh my god
It does look like Pikachu just played dress to impress.
Oh god.
Game freak.
That's a threat when that appears on the screen.
Game freak made it.
I think it genuinely looks decent.
Like I think it looks pretty good.
Like the visuals.
Like that water is the best water they've ever had it's true
Like this is not like a ball game. This is at least ps4. Okay
It's a video game. Yes. That's a video game
In the year way, that's a video game in the year
26 it might have made a game
It looks pretty good. Yeah, it looks like they have a bunch of like lava terrain
I think the real question is if you like the starters, oh, I'm so excited
The real question if you like the starters
Okay
Boom okay, um
Interesting proportions unlike some of the facial features. I do like I think the little blue salamander. That's gecko gecko
I like that. That's brouts
Um, I and that's pom-pom
Wait geckos my least favorite. His name is gout
Brout. Oh, I thought oh, okay. Wait. I kind of like wait
It's just routes and they go back go back go back. Browlet again. Yeah, it is kind of just rattle it again
But it might not be flying it could be fairy
And then this is, well, this is actually an interesting one.
So it's a mixture of fire and fighting.
You're bullshitting me.
Yeah, it evolves into a bipedal.
They haven't shown the evolution.
A bipedal boxer.
If that thing stands out, I mean, if any of them stand out,
leave this.
Gekwa.
Okay, that's a terrible name.
It's a French Gekko.
Gekwa.
No, it's Gekko in aqua.
Gekwa.
Oh, that makes way more sense.
That makes way more sense.
That's it.
But legendaries?
No.
Pokemon title card, and it's twins, and it's in the wall waves.
And then they play a thunder noise at the end, which implies that there's some, like,
I don't know, maybe the legendaries.
It was a rumor that there's like, weather is like the game name.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's like a big thunder clap.
She make it.
All right, cool.
I mean, anyway, that's it.
They can't fucking up eight times.
No.
I mean, no, that to be fair, they've had good Pokemon games.
Not $2, like the main title. What's the last good main title game? I think people like Gen 6.
Legends are serious. I think it's good. I think Gen 8
gameplay was good. I liked it. The story was bad. Gen 9, the game was bad, but the Pokémon designs
was the best they've done since Gen 4. Gen 5 was literally one of the best, is the best
gen ever exists. That's, Gen 5 is overrated, but I don't want to get into this. That's insane
to say. Gen 5 is great. Gen 5 is the best. There's so much filler in Gen 5 that it's
just like a Gen 1 Pokemon like reworked. What are you talking about? Like, sock and thrill
or just hit Monchan and hit Monly. You have like Parasect is the level. What's the best
gen? Gen 4. It depends what you say. Like the Pokemon or like the games? The game.
The game. Like Gen 5 games are better than Gen 5. Yeah, I mean probably the Gen
five games I think are probably they have the most in them I think.
Gen 5, get Gen 4.
What is kind of electric though?
Gen 4 I think is good.
It's also electric.
Gen 4 was the last time before the most recent one where they did like evolutions of a Pokemon.
I only played Gen 1 dude you're actually missing out because Gen 1 sucks.
How many kids do you have dude?
Gen 1 sucks.
I'm excited. That should be cool.
So anyway, chat today, we're all at the Mr. B's shoe. That's why everyone's here. It's 50 streamers in a box.
And probably the next 15 minutes, they're going to pull us away and have us all thrown in to a giant box like the YouTuber video from a couple years ago.
So we're going to see last time I won $100,000 this time.
Who knows?
Maya is going to learn what it's like to be a monkey at her sanctuary.
She can learn how to be a damn monkey.
Yep.
Oh, I got to take a dump.
I should take them before I get in there.
I probably should.
Otherwise, I'm going to make some people very sad.
Maybe that's actually my strength.
You keep them feast.
I smoke them out.
Dude is this what so what's real that one's real? I brought that from home is everything else fake
Okay, but the guargura they bought
Yeah
Really yes, they built it
I don't know how they got the that that's
The teapots crazy because cutie hand made this so someone else's hand made that one. Yeah, that's actually insane
I kind of want to steal the the one piece that
Want to slide that one my way?
That's kind of hard to get low-key
Baggy oh, it's fake. No. No, this is real they bought this they bought this no cuz they also
Yeah
Dude, when you grabbed the people, I was so scared.
Dude, I should have had like, we should have been smarter.
Like if we knew they're recreating the room, we should have put like
really expensive shit back there.
Like what?
That they could have bought.
Like, like, uh, like a Toyota Camry.
And like, and they're like, oh, fuck, we have to buy a Toyota Camry.
Are you ready to be out first?
He's going to get out first.
You've got no hope.
You've got no fucking hope.
This guy's a lost case.
Why are you undressing?
This has what it comes.
Do you think this is going to work?
What?
You have a sign, look at Jersey.
What why?
No memory idea about bringing expensive shit here.
Yeah, it's for the best we do.
Yeah, I have the dogs.
What is this?
Where did you get that?
Oh, shit.
Is that on?
Oh, shit.
You notice my eyes?
Dude, this is crazy.
Oops.
Oops, I guess I showed up with my eyes today.
You see all the people in chat saying pre-recorded?
Those people are crazy.
Oh, pre-recorded is a crazy call.
So many people said pre-recorded.
I think some, I think they knew something was off,
but they didn't know what you know what I mean
what up hey buddy how you doing baby
I'm chillin man nice room thank you man
oh yeah look how I take some what you want to take
I think the Tom Brady with Jersey is more legit the Yama Moto looks fake to me
really yeah the blue on the logo is wrong
that one's also fake as hell
Oh, that's a K truck.
That's a K truck.
Yeah.
Thanks for that.
Do you have a sherman here?
Huh?
You have a sherman here?
No, I don't.
Yeah.
So I'm just walking.
Thank you.
Fair enough, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got that.
Hey, people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
There's something else too.
I
Know it's a little something else too
Wait, why don't you believe that I would have this
Why don't why why don't you believe that I have ice on my neck buddy? Why don't you believe I don't have ice on my neck?
Is it good? No, you're effing yeah
This just not a green. Are you gonna green screen? Okay. Anyway, they put a truck buddy
See ya Marley come in
Bro, get your money.
What up, y'all?
Welcome.
Bro.
Welcome to my room.
Wow.
What do you think?
Bro, it looks nice.
Dude, apparently you guys had to build this
because they stopped selling this.
This thing right here?
Yeah, this is like a, we bought this.
I mean, it's like something you can buy for a few hundred,
but apparently you had to build it.
I mean, half of something that we ended up having to build.
That painting my mom made, she painted that shit 25 years ago.
And my art department painted it 25 hours ago.
Yeah.
25?
That's a little disrespectful.
Judy made this shit from Christmas and someone recreated it.
Oh gosh.
Is that crazy?
Wow, that's a super special.
Now, super special, now you win it.
Have you explained to your viewers what's going on?
Yeah, I told them we're going 50 streamers in a box.
I'm trying to win this time because last time I got screwed.
Yeah, you placed number five.
I placed number five.
Yeah.
That's what you did last week.
I got five, but well, I mean, it's good you don't get.
You don't win.
Yeah.
I'll just give you some.
Yeah, apparently there's a pretty current which I leak.
You are you sure I didn't give anyone any intel so go for it
Usually I feel like I shouldn't wait no because now people are gonna think it's it's great
I gotta tell them anything no you can't do that
I if you win they're gonna make clips of this and say I gave you intel. What is it?
What are you gonna say? Let's just say let's just say me and mr. Beats talk
Bro, last one you had the Logan Paul conspiracy. We can't keep having these
Conspiracy you guys made lunchly the morning of and then told him he had to win so lunch would be bigger. Oh my god
That's not even true. That's like not even remotely true doesn't need to be much
We came out like a year and a half after it. I made it. I'm like, please. Please. I have a clip to respond
I might have made it up. Can you say you lie and you have no can I tell you what I'm do with the million dollars after
I win cuz I have all day and this might you have no until guys with the million
We are doing Ludcon. I'm getting an island. It's gonna be Ludwigs Island.
Come to Ludcon. I got my own island we're getting all of you guys are coming through.
Collesterol is when you're eating saturated fats.
My cortisol meters through the room. Please fix it.
You need to be low cortisol. You need that Logan Paul picture.
That's the Logan Paul face. Oh, yeah, you go like this
Give it a shot. I don't even know
You guys know the Logan Paul face. Yeah, oh, he's a little cortisol. Yeah. Yeah
He's got the most beautiful blue eyes never stress never stress never stress
I need to spend more time on tiktok never stress brother. You need to spend more time like sleeping like what you don't what what do
You mean what?
You gotta sleep more
What a dumb fucking sentence you say out loud Jason the wind
That's I feel like like Lutty's a little agitated
Let's go for a soda. All right. All right
We flew all the way to Ludwig's room to hang out with them and that's why you
Marlin Marlin you want you want that here later Marlin. I got you. Oh god. Yeah, I
Where's my fridge?
How, how did that happen?
How did that happen?
Lacey, he ate it, didn't he?
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, chat, what do you think about my LUDCON idea if I win the million dollars?
Look, I got the review. You guys don't really like you didn't really like that's fair
You didn't really like the find me win a million dollars
So rather than run it back we run back LUDCon
Ludwig's Islands
And all those fly out and hang out together, there's activities, there's food, there's
Relaxation
Island it'll be island
But only viewers can make the guest lists
So you have to be subscribed to me now
Otherwise you're not on the list
And I think you want to be on the list
I
Think you want to be up. I don't know what to do dude. I was you know what I was actually thinking on ironically though
So here's the deal the way
It's so awesome you guys got this for me
You just don't look too hard to that is
Those guys are nice sweet guys
So I was saying I think winning the millions mistake
Okay, cuz here's the deal if I win a million dollars. I
Have to give you guys a million dollars
And that's a lot of work
Because everybody in chat
To an extent deserves it, you know, I mean like they all have everyone has like a claim everyone could use the money
So it's like
How do like the burden of picking who gets the money?
We're 99.99% of people are losers
You can go saying give it to me give it to dude last year
I literally said can I give any of the money to my sister, right? One of the first people to support me in congregation
like nah I didn't say like I didn't say like I'm gonna give it all I was like can
I give any they're like not a dollar no family what I think maybe I have three
ideas right now it's Ludd Island it is I don't know if they'd let me do it but I
think it'd be cool to do a million dollar tournament the million dollar
tournament. And then the other one is paying viewers
tuitions. Because I've paid your guys' tuitions in the past,
and it's usually pretty hype. Like, it's cool to see, you
know, whatever, two years later, when people have graduated
or like completed a year or whatever, like the progress
mid. That'd be nice. Yeah, that was kind of lame. Should do Ludwig Island. Ludwig Island.
Is the whole event getting streamed? Not a second of it will be streamed. No, it's gonna be recorded.
It's a MrBeast video. The stream, I think, was just like a way to hype it up.
But I don't actually do we have an IRL kit? I don't think I even want to stream my IRL. I don't even care
I'll just chill here till they yell me to end.
A bunch of other people are streaming, there's a bunch of other stream rooms. Let me show you real quick.
So like they recreated I show speed stream room, so they're all chilling in speeds room, and then I don't know if Maya has a room.
Bro, they're too much energy, no?
They're too much.
You're gonna leave so early because you can't
You're not you're not
This is harder than two kids no 49 streamers no
Take care for it
No, like I'm like patiently waiting my turns like it's like five of them just run past me
I'm like, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
No, there's no respect like that.
I was clearly waiting in line here.
Dude, I think it was you actually.
Get out of here, Ruff.
I'm trying to get Ruff.
There was, you were in a call, and it was like a bunch of people
like learning the rules for something,
and everyone was doing the thing where they like.
Only things, probably.
Yes.
Yes, bro.
And then, and then you fucking blew up.
I don't think it's normal.
It's not a normal function thing.
I don't know.
Maybe I should have known normal.
I think like, like, like, externally out there,
they'll follow me for 30 minutes, whatever.
God bless her soul, poor girl.
She'll follow me forever.
She's like, you're kind of one, just charge in.
Well, okay, but that's, you even thinking that way
is why we're in this mess now.
Yeah, yeah, she's the reason we're in this mess
in the first place.
Yes.
Me and you are the only normal people.
I bet you do it too, God damn it.
No, we should hang out more.
What, okay.
Should I do only things if they do it again?
Yes, absolutely.
I think it'd be fucking awesome, actually.
If I did it?
Yes, if you did it.
And you would teach me ropes?
I'd be busy, so I'd probably be Gileadr for a big deal.
Well, yeah, but Gileadr's gotta teach
I feel like I'm a leader now I I'll sit my pee on. I want to go secretary. You're secretary. Yeah, I've I haven't played a second of
a while. My secretary just got a bandit.
I hardly took a 34 day vacation. They probably got better out. Wow. And that's
on the price of improvement. So there's an opening for secretary.
Maybe there's an opening for me.
Yeah, chill back there, man, the truck and it goes, I mean, you can start anywhere, bro.
What do you think about my goods? What do you think about my affairs?
Yeah, it's real. Yeah. I mean, like some are not like my mom painted that like a print of it.
I read a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I read a lot. Hello. Nice to meet you. How are you doing well?
Well, my name is Donna J. I am Ludwig. Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah
How are you feeling about this challenge a little nervous, but I'm ready. Are you want to win the milli?
So question you win the million what do you do with it?
Yeah, you yeah, you have to give it to them. How do you give it to them?
I'm going to buy them all Birkin I guess.
Is that like 20 Birkins?
No, no, no, but like for a million how many Birkins can you get like 20?
Probably, maybe five.
Five?
Maybe five.
So you're just giving five people Birkins?
Yeah, five people Birkins.
Would you like one?
I would take one, yes.
Okay, sure.
Let's do it.
If I win, you give me a Birkin.
No.
Hold up.
If you win, no, no, no, no.
Hold up.
Let me, if you win, you give me a Birkin.
If I win, you give me a Birkin.
Right?
You know what?
None of it.
Hold on.
We really got to figure this out.
Okay.
So if I win...
I get a Birkin.
If you win...
If I...
No, if you win...
You win.
No, no, not now.
If I win...
I'll give you a Birkin.
If you win...
I get a Birkin.
No, no, no.
You're gonna actually give me something else, sir.
What is that?
A Tesla.
Wait, really?
Oh
Now I got you
Do you like to dance? Uh, no, I
Meant to dance move and it took over and and I haven't done it in two years after the accident
Have you heard of the Lutty
Never heard of the Lutty
The muddy yeah, it's like it took over the world like the doggy
Yeah, yeah, you have you heard of the muddy why are you shaking your head? No
Can we know the money so we could spread the
Just a generator. Yeah, sure
Yeah.
I don't know why I don't mind you looking right here.
You got to double time the speed.
Well now you double time the hand.
Okay.
That's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Can we do it in sync?
Okay, you ready?
3, 2, 1.
Yay!
I love it.
Yeah, it's like the car
This is cha-cha
No, yeah, I did the Lottie and try to get it in fortnight and they
They screwed
For night if y'all don't do it right now, let me tell you we'll kill you both of us
This is a legal threat. We're both in this together. We'll kill you for tonight
Legally, we are threatening your lives, both of us, as in one, two, me and you, right?
We're locked in on this.
One of us might be doing it, but both of us, 100% going to kill you.
Yeah, one of us might be doing it, but yeah.
So you should be worried.
Yeah, you should be real worried because one of us is.
Both of us, right?
Locked in.
Yeah, locked in.
Let's go.
I hope you get your dad.
Appreciate that.
Oh, good luck.
Thank you.
Let's have fun in that box. Let's have fun and legally again fortnight. Just to repeat
Tesla is pretty cheap. I won that bet for sure. I won that bet. She definitely does not know that I am a scammer. We won that deal for sure
Think he's trying to find like a safe corner
He's like Swift right now, bro
He's trying to find a quiet corner. I
Mean he is the most like
Yeah, but he's always been like this like even when he was younger
You have tech stepping in great. Oh
No, we're good
No issues.
You guys nailed it.
Faster than ever.
Cheapest Birkins 10K.
Fuck!
I thought you said it was 200K.
You don't know Tyler, what is he young in?
I mean, I know he was like,
but the way Tyler is on stream or is off stream
is like wildly different.
And I think he's been very professional off stream
for at least like six years.
Maybe before that he was wild, but.
Noize gay's too high?
Yeah, whatever, don't matter.
It's about to end literally any second.
Is it set up fake?
Yeah, they built it.
Isn't it crazy?
They did a really good job.
I think it's genuinely kind of believable.
Is the new camera thing fake?
Yeah, I lied.
Oops, I lied.
Sorry, I lied.
I freaking lied to you.
What's the point of this event?
It's giving me 50 streamers.
They're all on a, remember that YouTube video I made?
Or I made, I was in 50 YouTubers in a box
and we got fifth place, Jnanimations won.
It was like a half a billion views.
It's that, but streamers.
Low key with zero disrespect to Mr. Beast.
I feel like it's definitely gonna be worse
than the YouTuber one.
You know what I mean?
Like I feel like it just has to be, it just has to be yours.
I feel like this stream is going to be so much more insane.
The one thing that they didn't bring back, which I guess makes sense, is last time they
They had the amount of subscribers on people's backs, which was like a funny thing because
it was like on 4 mil and be like, I'm 15.
This time they don't have that with Twitch because I don't, I think followers is not like
a good metric anyway.
But I wish they had something like, I wish we had something like that.
Maybe I don't know if you guys remember, there's the Twitch leak like four years
ago and then everybody was ranked in terms of their total earnings.
If that was leaks for this, that would be fire.
That was a fun period.
I forget my number.
What was my number back then?
I had a decent number.
It was like 40 something.
My number's gone down.
I was six?
Damn.
Oh yeah, this was post sub-Avathon.
Yeah, you're right.
Damn, I'm crazy.
I was six.
Dude, I'm realizing I'm so old because so many people come up to me and they basically
watched me to learn how to get into content and now they're massive creators.
And I've been around long enough that somebody has had the idea to start streaming, started
streaming, become successful and then met me all while I was just streaming the entire
time.
I've been around too damn long.
I think subs would be an interesting thing.
Yeah, I don't know how you do it per se.
Do they have Cubert there?
Nah, Cubert's actually not even in my room.
He's in the office.
I might bring the hat in the box.
It's kind of fire, no?
You think they'll let me?
Probably, probably.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
So who's live chat? Let's take a look.
We have... Hold on let's check my following.
xqc rage lacy mmy jason quackity
Did they recreate quackity's? Oh yeah they did.
It looks pretty good. Dude every streamer is just kind of like a loser with a reddish shelf behind them. No
They're just in a room with a nice camera and a loser reddish shelf behind them
That's basically like literally every shroom room ever. I guess it's most like gaming rooms or offices. Maybe
Yeah, e-bys here
Rubius is here and
Grez is graphical, right?
Yeah, let me make sure I'm up today. I am right about this. That's graphic graphic
Only pixels is here to do okay. I didn't know only pixel wasn't good at Counter-Strike. I
Didn't know that I
Thought he was like Tyler won but for Counter-Strike
He's not like that
The first thing you do when you come up to me is like I heard you said you could be being a bro v bro
I'm like, bro. Your best game. You're not even that great at
Like you're not even that great at it. Here's only pixel
That's steak now I think stakes are only pixel enjoyer who else Marlins here agents here
Here, Poki's here, Emily's here, Adapt, Sina, Maya, Wubbe's here.
I don't think Wubbe's live though, Sketch is here.
Boteses are here.
Wait, is it 100 streamers?
No, right?
It's 50, right?
It's 50 for sure, right?
I was going to say I don't want to be in a box with 100, that'd be too many.
Is Ron here?
Ron is not here.
Rumor on the street is that Ron dropped
when he found out the million goes to his viewers
instead of himself.
How are you, dude?
How are you?
Hello.
I love your hair.
Do you like it?
Yeah, I like it.
Do you like it?
No, but I was like that before.
Yeah.
I knew that before and I said that.
Maybe later, I don't know.
If you want, I have the time to do it.
Maybe 30 years, it's not the age to...
It's good, it's good.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
It's my setup.
10?
1 out of 10.
8.
Okay.
8.
What is it?
Well, nothing, we're afraid of...
Oh, well...
Two French guys, they might kiss.
What?
Yeah.
Do you want a hug?
Maybe.
But we'll see.
If you're lucky.
You're going to win.
What do you mean?
That.
Honestly.
You're going to have fun.
Yeah, we have fun.
We're having fun.
Wait, my brothers.
It's cool, isn't it?
What are you doing?
Oh yeah, I'm alone.
I'm going to take everyone.
Come because it's...
Yeah.
He's good at...
Streaming.
Yeah.
Can you speak a lot of American streamers?
No.
I can speak only Portuguese.
Yeah.
I can speak only Portuguese.
You can speak English well?
No.
A little.
Okay, let's try.
Hey, I'm Ludwig. It's nice to meet you.
You stream?
Yeah, I'm skinny.
How long?
Wow, you're like big and...
No, no, I'm skinny.
I'm skinny, but I do...
I do humor and chatting.
You do humor and chatting?
Yes.
I'm actually French.
My grandparents are cousins.
They're inbred.
Yeah, I know, because...
What?
My grandparents are cousins, I'm in-bred.
My grandparents are cousins.
What's the word for that in English?
In French.
In English?
In English.
I got the same thing that the eyes look it's not
No, you're not like me.
Look, I have an emotes, I'll take your eyes.
I got the same.
Oh yeah, a little bit.
But maybe it's a...
Am I in the same team?
Yeah, you're in the same team.
We're from the same family.
The same family, maybe.
Yeah.
Always.
Take the 200 gifted.
Yeah, she got 200 gifted
Yeah, it's not it's not shit to you damn
200 that's it. Thank you, bro. No, thanks. I guess I mean bro 200 a lot to me. Thanks. I guess
You know French 100 gifted bro 300 that's all right, I guess
The owner
Three that's it
Give it to me, give it to me
Give it to me
Give money
You don't have taxes here
Taxes? What?
Give it to me
Macron, taxes
Lot of taxes
Of course in California we have tax
Yeah but not like here
We are getting a bad bad
I think it's more than 50%.
What?
Yeah, it's 40% for the country, 15% for the state.
It's a little close to 50%.
Thank you.
There are a lot of French streamers here, right?
Yeah, and who are we?
Domingo, me, Pokimani
Well, she's not French, right?
Yeah, of course
There's...
Minox, Amin
And...
Amin
Ok, ok
No, but he was also the last player, 50, he lost
50, he lost in the right
Oh yeah, he's already lost
Did he do it too?
Yeah, yeah
Was it good?
Yeah, it was good
No, it's not too much. If you win, it's a little bit of a transseizure.
What is it, Franchman?
It's a song that my friend made.
and
Oh
24
Dreads
I love the
I hate the helmets
a little
It's a song
The mic needs more gain
I think it's the...
The mic is not good
We fix the mic I'm the tech my tech guys
It's the close game
There's no problem
Well, let's play again
I'm going to win
It's better, guys it's better
It's better, it's better
No, I miss a hundred games so that's whatever I guess
Fixed
Ok, let's go
Who's that?
Bro, I fuck my sister because I am French
I live in Bahreian and I make some from March
You got it?
Yeah yeah, he fucked his sister
He fuck his sister
Yeah he fucked her exactly
He fuck your sister
I fuck my six years.
Bonjour.
Salut mec.
Je suis pas français.
Ouais, tu pas français, non.
Bonjour.
Euh, non.
Il est vrai américain.
Baguette.
Ok, it's a little racist.
Bonjour.
It's a little racist, no?
Baguette.
Terraciste.
I want a baguette.
I can't have a baguette.
Beno...
No.
Oh, no, no, no.
You know what they say in France?
What?
I fuck my sister because I'm really French
I'm really French
Okay, alright
Because I'm really French
That's what he said
Why?
I fuck my sister because I am French
Wait, wait, finish the song
What?
French or...
French
Yeah, French
But why?
Because I'm French
Really?
Yeah, that's the song
I love the in breathing it's really weird
I live in Paris I had genetic disorders yeah
my blood is poison because I you want and I am a pet
The file, that's not everyone in France, some of us are normal guys, but not me, and my sister, and I'm hungry like the Frenchman.
No, it's racist. It's racist. We are consanguin, yes, but it's racist.
He said we are inbred, but it's racist.
And the only French you know is consanguin?
Who is that?
Someone said that.
That all the French are consanguin.
We are not all consanguin.
Sometimes, but not every time.
You?
Me too.
I'm going to leave it, I'm going to leave it streamed.
Guys, see you, thank you, we are not consanguin.
Every time we are consanguin, sometimes.
He's saying we are all inbred.
What?
I can't say it.
We are all inbred. If we are French, we are inbred.
We are inbred.
What does that mean?
It means, have a good day.
Have a good day. We are all in red.
W.
Thank you.
I don't think I want to.
I kind of like when people come to my room.
Yeah.
I have a lot of news off the press.
I asked when they knew it was fake and they said they never knew
Me con didn't know they never knew never knew that's shocking
No, I think a lot of people didn't know that it's it was a fake room
SFS let's just say I'm doing well. I might do well. I might do well. Let's just talk Sam doing well
I'm not a hundo on that I
I
Bet me because I'm really French the lighting was off yet
The lighting was a bit off, but the room looks really good, and I feel like the camera lie was money
I feel like I said the cameras diff and you guys were all like, okay
The only thing I I should have asked the tech, but I didn't want to be a noose
I think I can fix it, oh I can't fix it.
I just wanted the wave mic, because the wave mic would be a lot better than the sure, it's
like here but I don't know how to like activate it.
Just want me to swap here
Hello, hello, there we go. I should have done that maybe an hour ago
Do you know and did you give me all the subs by the way I was being a prick about it
But I actually really appreciate it. It was like such an insane amount of subs
Another hundred like I gave a fuck losers
Again, again, we're all kind of this is like second time with the lightning McQueen
Dress for success
Are you guys doing what are you guys here for? Oh, we're just hanging out just saying hi bumping in throughout rooms saying what up?
Yeah, we have this thing
It's like bit going around where we're kind of like going to different rooms and just kind of just like not really doing anything
That's what's the bit. That's not really a bit. No, you just go around to different rooms and say and
And sorry and just say nothing. Yeah, no really dude like do nothing like yeah, I don't really add anything
You know what I mean?
Honestly, it's more like subtractive
It's like it's like you know when an actor does the least but at the same time they're doing the most
like
Yeah, like the rock. Yeah, like like the rock
What?
Hey, we'll see you man
Hey
Where's y'all the model?
Yes
He like hobbled out like Jack Skellington
So anyway who gave me that hundred gifted seriously, I appreciate it so much like genuinely bottom my heart type shit
Wait, where is it subs gifted subs?
Thank you anonymous for the
100. Thank you open presence for
the 300 and on YouTube I got
another 250 from air rest. Thank
you guys for the subs. I
appreciate it. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you.
I think it's time. I think it's time, y'all. I think I gotta end. Is Squeaks here? I want
you to think about what you think the answer is. I want- why the fuck does Pokemon have
my K truck on her stream. How the hell did that happen? What the hell does, that's my
K truck. That's like the big one. That's my Yamamoto jersey. It goes through my cords.
Why do they have it?
I look like my sister because I'm really French. I'm happy I got the show and named that.
I feel like that's gonna I feel like that's gonna be important culturally that the French now know
they're in red. What's the walkout?
time for the walk out what's the walkout XQC and what up yeah I thought you'd be doing
MSR and CSR I'm kind of have you seen me no I mean yeah okay just be real I've seen
clips I know clips are like gonna be like making you look bad yeah you know that
you know that bad I mean I'm quite good yeah I have a better time than you
I know really 1320 no I have it in that in my in my in my solo queues wait what I play back 10 games
I got a better record in that it's private though. I have a 12er no no no no no it's a product
It's on the game. Yeah, but it's not against an opponent. Yeah, but it's not on screen. It is him
Yeah, it's not true. I have a 12er, right?
And it probably took you like a hundred runs again roll like 10 runs
I'm not walking shut up shut up for once you but the runs are insane though
It's time to head to the cube Jimmy can we make a change? Yeah, it's right now. It's 50 shares in a box for a million dollars for their fans. Yeah, yeah. Yes, I have a question about that. Cut the further fans part. Yeah. Yeah. So can we choose who we give the money to? XTC?
As long as it's your fans is he only made a hundo mill in a hundred one would go crazy
That was originally 101. He made more than a hundred mil. He has a hundred mil
Yeah
He wouldn't even know wait you both could just go half on a car for me
Do you have an arrow setup? We got a head to the cube. I got a trap you in a cube Ludwig
I'm an right now. I'm gonna say goodbye to my chat. I got a high chance
I'm not gonna do it at some time. Yeah, well, we're all gonna walk. Oh, should I change my ingest? Yeah
Let him do it. I think yeah, so yeah, you should we're to let people
Scream the first part of the video unless you don't want your viewers to keep hanging out
I don't know what I ingest hop to you. No, I want my viewers to win so much. I love my
Niko so all my ingests Niko
Niko
gonna swap it's game time are you gonna you're not gonna try to win bro I'm
going all out what you have a hundred million bro I don't count is for the
fans I'm winning you can give them 1% but that's out what I'm doing for them
though what you should give us you should give us 1% who's us who's us I'm
watching no I'm already rich if you win I should get something I was watching
Watching your mind. I watch your mind card from live really. Yeah the one that wins. Yeah
How much is that watch? I'll take that I
Like it. Oh, that's three hundred thousand. Oh, yes. Actually. Why it's not even
I was in a four. Oh
It's a 704
It's an 0704 you look at your look at your neck. Oh, do you see that oops?
I showed up with a bit of ice today. This is 400 by the way
That's 400 that's like at most 20 K what knows for this 400 afforded the law
Can you come on X bet I
Don't think it could out for it
It's a video game event. Oh, yeah, wait. What is it? I don't care for it. You absolutely not
There's no universe you would be good at it swap me
What game are you best at in this world 2k madden
UFC MLB, yeah, you keep naming sports games
Our sports games real games. Yeah, for sure
Thank you
You're genuinely ass at basically every game
I won yeah
Come on in open them up I had on in
$1,000,000!
Head on in!
$1,000,000!
Head on in!
$1,000,000!
Here, get a hold of him.
Alright.
Come on in, everybody!
Bro, have I not seen you yet?
What?
What are you doing?
No!
Well, I don't want to half open the water bottle.
You're on fire with me.
Is he D.D.?
I don't want to be D.D.
Everyone's here.
Isn't this crazy?
Nice game.
You've never met him?
No, I think we've met at Shimmermore's, like, briefly.
But I've never, like, spoken to him.
I just said, hi.
Maybe, maybe, no.
If I saw you five here.
Greg!
Oh, that's not as good as yesterday.
Oh, come on.
There you go.
That's a better one.
We dabbed up yesterday and it echoed. It was fucking good.
I'm going to tell them we're going to kill their streams and then we'll check them out.
Do you have a microphone where I can talk to him?
Excuse me. Here, can you hold this mic for me?
Hey everybody. Welcome to the video.
All right, everybody, to everyone watching the streams, I'm about to trap your favorite streamer
inside of this cube. And whichever one leaves last will win this million dollars in cash for their viewers.
So streamers, if you can do me a favor, say goodbye to your viewers.
next time you see your streamer they might be giving you a million dollars in cash
so everyone say your goodbyes and then we're going to get started
good luck yeah oh that's well you think it's a practice in
Goodbye. Sorry for kidnapping sketch.
Sure. Take it from here.
Alright.
It's almost game time.
Alright. I got. Yeah, we'll change in a second after we kill the streams.
Alright. I'm kidnapping your boy. Say goodbye to him.
your boy, say goodbye to him.
All right, I'm about to kidnap your boy, say goodbye to him.
All right, I'm about to kidnap her.
Can I try to get that right last to leave?
Yeah, last to leave.