{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.0, "text": " You"}, {"start": 90.0, "end": 96.2, "text": " Hello hello hello how's everyone doing? What is up welcome back? Yeah, what we doing?"}, {"start": 99.84, "end": 105.14, "text": " I'm gonna live what should I hit nothing better to hit than good old-fashioned shoulders, bro. Let's get some boulders going"}, {"start": 106.4, "end": 110.6, "text": " Boys what is up welcome back guys? It is year of the gamer if you guys are not aware"}, {"start": 110.6, "end": 117.14, "text": " I am trying to right the wrongs of my 20s by proving my 30s. I still got it. I'm still a great gamer today"}, {"start": 117.14, "end": 124.06, "text": " We are following up our big weekend of tournaments yesterday. We did a geogester tournament today"}, {"start": 124.06, "end": 127.3, "text": " We are doing a rainbow six siege tournament in tomorrow"}, {"start": 127.94, "end": 131.44, "text": " We are doing a CS 2 tournament"}, {"start": 131.9, "end": 137.7, "text": " You didn't get to watch yesterday. I want to know I'm trying to go for you know"}, {"start": 139.9, "end": 145.76, "text": " Now here's the deal this is a tournament jinxie is running it is"}, {"start": 147.14000000000001, "end": 155.96, "text": " 8 teams, 5 people per team, Rainbow Six Siege, a game I've almost never played before."}, {"start": 155.96, "end": 160.18, "text": " Every team has one pro and then a bunch of streamers."}, {"start": 160.18, "end": 164.3, "text": " I was drafted by Joe Bart in the last round."}, {"start": 164.3, "end": 169.62, "text": " I'm a bit of a sleeper pick because I literally have zero hours in this game."}, {"start": 169.62, "end": 176.82000000000002, "text": " So I hope, I hope I can do my team a little bit of justice."}, {"start": 176.82, "end": 183.98, "text": " the goal today is this a steam game is that a crazy question to ask it is right"}, {"start": 183.98, "end": 192.85999999999999, "text": " right okay I didn't know you're so late I don't think I'm late they just finished"}, {"start": 192.85999999999999, "end": 197.54, "text": " the draft like five minutes ago I'm not even the last one on my team the call"}, {"start": 197.54, "end": 204.85999999999999, "text": " we're fine you relax so anyway that's the game plan we're gonna play a Rambo"}, {"start": 204.86, "end": 208.44000000000003, "text": " 60 tournament guys tomorrow. We're running the CS two tournaments"}, {"start": 209.3, "end": 211.3, "text": " Which will be featuring"}, {"start": 212.02, "end": 219.04000000000002, "text": " QCS pros Epsilon check it out. I got fruit from the fruit stands. They have an ally the mango is so good right now"}, {"start": 226.78000000000003, "end": 229.48000000000002, "text": " I'm trying not to eat too much of the mega ones because it's so good"}, {"start": 234.86, "end": 236.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 242.22000000000003, "end": 244.22000000000003, "text": " Are tournaments all you do now"}, {"start": 245.3, "end": 248.46, "text": " Dude, I know your child because you don't have um"}, {"start": 249.46, "end": 251.46, "text": " What's that thing we're like?"}, {"start": 252.10000000000002, "end": 254.10000000000002, "text": " As an adult when you get older"}, {"start": 258.22, "end": 260.22, "text": " Let me ask Joe"}, {"start": 260.58000000000004, "end": 261.90000000000003, "text": " Every game"}, {"start": 261.9, "end": 267.73999999999995, "text": " What up y'all? No, he said there's an admin. I was like, what are they hire people to set up these lobbies?"}, {"start": 267.73999999999995, "end": 274.14, "text": " Oh, yeah, object permanence. You don't have object permanence because you saw me compete in a tournament two days in a row"}, {"start": 274.29999999999995, "end": 279.7, "text": " And you lack the object permanence to recognize that I probably will do something else"}, {"start": 279.7, "end": 283.4, "text": " But since you saw it two days in a row, you think it's forever. That's it. Thank you. I"}, {"start": 284.38, "end": 286.38, "text": " Couldn't get there"}, {"start": 287.94, "end": 290.65999999999997, "text": " Do we know what map? How do we determine what map we're playing?"}, {"start": 291.90000000000003, "end": 294.68, "text": " Yeah, I think it's is it always Oregon. I"}, {"start": 296.68, "end": 301.72, "text": " Don't know I would prefer to play Oregon. I just think Oregon's the map that I know but I"}, {"start": 302.52000000000004, "end": 304.68000000000006, "text": " Don't I need a good first impression my squad. I got it"}, {"start": 306.76000000000005, "end": 310.88000000000005, "text": " Sky isn't live. Oh god, what up squad? Hey"}, {"start": 313.6, "end": 316.16, "text": " Y'all ready to win this or what what's the deal? Oh"}, {"start": 316.16, "end": 318.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 318.3, "end": 324.22, "text": " Ready to kill we're ready to kill kill like I drafted you I drafted you as my last pick"}, {"start": 324.22, "end": 329.68, "text": " But you were second round in the last in the latter you were second pick at the last round"}, {"start": 329.98, "end": 332.88, "text": " How much time do you have in this game zero hours or I?"}, {"start": 333.26000000000005, "end": 338.76000000000005, "text": " Got paid by rainbow six siege to watch people play it when they announced rainbow six siege X"}, {"start": 339.48, "end": 344.22, "text": " And exorbitant amount of money did I got you watch the did you watch the land?"}, {"start": 344.22, "end": 351.74, "text": " Yeah, I got paid the camera to watch you play in that land. Hmm. I do have"}, {"start": 352.26000000000005, "end": 354.26000000000005, "text": " admittedly zero hours"}, {"start": 355.02000000000004, "end": 358.94000000000005, "text": " Are you high enough level to play customs? I don't have a level"}, {"start": 360.58000000000004, "end": 362.58000000000004, "text": " Are you gonna play?"}, {"start": 362.94000000000005, "end": 364.94000000000005, "text": " You have to be high enough level to play customs?"}, {"start": 365.58000000000004, "end": 369.58000000000004, "text": " I'm unsure. JC said it should be fine because he asked if I was level five"}, {"start": 369.58000000000004, "end": 373.18, "text": " And I said no and he said it should be fine and I said are you sure and he said yes"}, {"start": 374.22, "end": 376.38000000000005, "text": " All right, then it should be fine."}, {"start": 376.38000000000005, "end": 377.38000000000005, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 377.38000000000005, "end": 380.94000000000005, "text": " But here's the deal, guys."}, {"start": 380.94000000000005, "end": 381.94000000000005, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 381.94000000000005, "end": 384.58000000000004, "text": " I'll swing in first, right?"}, {"start": 384.58000000000004, "end": 387.38000000000005, "text": " Like, I'm willing to rush to site instantly."}, {"start": 387.38000000000005, "end": 389.18, "text": " Well, you don't want to."}, {"start": 389.18, "end": 390.58000000000004, "text": " We're not really going to bait people."}, {"start": 390.58000000000004, "end": 393.3, "text": " Like, we're going to play real slow on defense."}, {"start": 393.3, "end": 394.3, "text": " Yeah, we're going to save them."}, {"start": 394.3, "end": 396.58000000000004, "text": " I think we're going to have one by one."}, {"start": 396.58000000000004, "end": 397.58000000000004, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 397.58000000000004, "end": 398.58000000000004, "text": " We're taking them down."}, {"start": 398.58000000000004, "end": 403.62, "text": " Like, Rainbow, Rainbow on defense, you basically just sit in the corner and wait for something"}, {"start": 403.62, "end": 409.18, "text": " to happen. Yeah, and yeah, and you're just wait like you set up traps and make it so they"}, {"start": 409.18, "end": 413.54, "text": " have to push an angle that you're holding and they're trying to make it so that they open"}, {"start": 413.54, "end": 420.14, "text": " up angles that you have to push. So it's basically just like angle play like the entire game."}, {"start": 420.14, "end": 422.14, "text": " So you just came out of corner."}, {"start": 422.14, "end": 426.38, "text": " Well, no, because if you camp in a corner, they could shoot this like say you're camping"}, {"start": 426.38, "end": 429.58, "text": " second floor in Oregon, they're gonna shoot the wood under your body and then you're"}, {"start": 429.58, "end": 434.85999999999996, "text": " gonna die like they'll just shock on you from under you like because they'll hear you move around"}, {"start": 437.65999999999997, "end": 441.09999999999997, "text": " well you hold an off angle but most shit in rainbow is breakable like we're gonna reinforce"}, {"start": 441.09999999999997, "end": 445.18, "text": " side a lot and if like you don't reinforce a one wall they could just shoot you through it"}, {"start": 446.38, "end": 453.02, "text": " what the fuck is this game popular that's why that's why noise is everything like when we play"}, {"start": 453.02, "end": 457.26, "text": " it's like unless you're actually saying something of info it's just like full clear comms like"}, {"start": 457.26, "end": 461.34, "text": " dead silence because you need to be able to hear. Yeah, because if you're like"}, {"start": 461.34, "end": 465.46, "text": " crouch walking and they hear you shuffling around, like they could just full"}, {"start": 465.46, "end": 469.9, "text": " swing peak you, especially not like us, you know, but if we're going against"}, {"start": 469.9, "end": 473.94, "text": " Marlins team and like spoits specifically, if you move and spoits in"}, {"start": 473.94, "end": 477.84, "text": " your vicinity, he's gonna kill you. Hold up. I, I, spoit is a sign shop fire"}, {"start": 477.84, "end": 482.18, "text": " rebellion player. If he kills me, like, buddy, don't know how that contract's"}, {"start": 482.18, "end": 484.86, "text": " looking, you know, so that's like, I think we got spoiled here."}, {"start": 484.86, "end": 490.92, "text": " We got a bit of a threat going on here I'm not threatening. I'm just saying it might not be good for his career"}, {"start": 490.92, "end": 492.92, "text": " It might not be good"}, {"start": 495.36, "end": 501.48, "text": " Where is our pro I'm adding high-five where sky"}, {"start": 503.52000000000004, "end": 505.52000000000004, "text": " Hey worst case you get mood of the toggle I"}, {"start": 506.44, "end": 508.44, "text": " Was that nerve back pocket?"}, {"start": 509.36, "end": 511.36, "text": " Moody's are actually be a backup"}, {"start": 512.16, "end": 514.16, "text": " I think he's a sub. Yeah"}, {"start": 514.86, "end": 526.42, "text": " He's asleep. He is a little stoner. He might be asleep. Oh, God, so Joe, you've competed"}, {"start": 526.42, "end": 532.46, "text": " in a few Jinx events, right? Yeah, I've competed in about like, what, Jinx"}, {"start": 532.46, "end": 537.22, "text": " events or Jinx rainbow events? Joe, I can't, you know, both actually. I'm curious. Rainbow"}, {"start": 537.22, "end": 541.54, "text": " events. I've probably played in like four. But Jinx events. I've probably played in"}, {"start": 541.54, "end": 545.6999999999999, "text": " like seven what's your right like how many of you won"}, {"start": 547.6999999999999, "end": 553.66, "text": " with mango I've won actually I have won a rainbow event with mango I want to do"}, {"start": 553.66, "end": 561.5799999999999, "text": " those um two I think okay at least one because you've won one surely scratcher"}, {"start": 561.5799999999999, "end": 566.42, "text": " right I won the seeds the first one he did that I played in 3v3 oh and ambi"}, {"start": 566.42, "end": 570.6999999999999, "text": " I won with ambi okay yeah I had no pros though I had no pros one that I won it"}, {"start": 570.7, "end": 573.98, "text": " It was just like all all CCs."}, {"start": 573.98, "end": 574.82, "text": " What do you mean, 2-0s?"}, {"start": 574.82, "end": 575.9000000000001, "text": " We did a Pro-AM."}, {"start": 575.9000000000001, "end": 577.9000000000001, "text": " Jinx, you did a Pro-AM like two years ago,"}, {"start": 577.9000000000001, "end": 580.34, "text": " and I was paired with Ambi."}, {"start": 580.34, "end": 582.94, "text": " How many mangoes are you going to eat, Ludwig?"}, {"start": 582.94, "end": 586.26, "text": " Dude, I have a lot."}, {"start": 586.26, "end": 587.3000000000001, "text": " Are you going to eat a mango?"}, {"start": 587.3000000000001, "end": 588.3000000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 588.3000000000001, "end": 591.58, "text": " He's got a bucket of them, and he's going insane right now."}, {"start": 591.58, "end": 592.6600000000001, "text": " Dude, they're so good."}, {"start": 592.6600000000001, "end": 595.7, "text": " They're so ripe right now."}, {"start": 595.7, "end": 597.1800000000001, "text": " Have you ever been at LA?"}, {"start": 597.1800000000001, "end": 598.7800000000001, "text": " Is it like a season or something?"}, {"start": 598.78, "end": 601.22, "text": " In LA, they just, we got fruit guys."}, {"start": 601.22, "end": 604.22, "text": " It's just guys with like a rainbow pear sauce."}, {"start": 604.22, "end": 606.9, "text": " And they sell fruit and mangoes are in season right now."}, {"start": 606.9, "end": 609.62, "text": " So these mangoes are hitting crazy."}, {"start": 609.62, "end": 612.6999999999999, "text": " Damn, I would take some of that right now."}, {"start": 612.6999999999999, "end": 615.1, "text": " What else is in that cup?"}, {"start": 615.1, "end": 617.14, "text": " Hickamaw and watermelon."}, {"start": 617.14, "end": 618.38, "text": " And a lot of Tajen."}, {"start": 618.38, "end": 620.06, "text": " Tajen spice?"}, {"start": 620.06, "end": 621.1, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 621.1, "end": 624.5799999999999, "text": " I think watermelon in a mixed fruit bowl is pretty bad"}, {"start": 624.5799999999999, "end": 626.9, "text": " because it absorbs the flavor of everything else"}, {"start": 626.9, "end": 628.06, "text": " and it's kind of off-putting."}, {"start": 628.0600000000001, "end": 629.6600000000001, "text": " That's why the watermelon's at the bottom"}, {"start": 629.6600000000001, "end": 633.1, "text": " and the tajen's on top, so it doesn't mix in with the sauce."}, {"start": 633.1, "end": 633.94, "text": " It's tajen, it's tajen."}, {"start": 633.94, "end": 636.3000000000001, "text": " Well, no, because then the watermelon on the bottom"}, {"start": 636.3000000000001, "end": 640.1, "text": " is going to absorb all the flavor top down."}, {"start": 640.1, "end": 642.2600000000001, "text": " Everything's going to drip into the watermelon now."}, {"start": 642.2600000000001, "end": 644.82, "text": " Yeah, well, at the bottom, you get a juicy elixir,"}, {"start": 644.82, "end": 646.58, "text": " because it's basically fruit juice mixed with tajen."}, {"start": 646.58, "end": 648.46, "text": " And it's spicy, salty, sweet."}, {"start": 648.46, "end": 649.46, "text": " It's tajen, it's tajen."}, {"start": 649.46, "end": 650.46, "text": " I thought, isn't it?"}, {"start": 650.46, "end": 651.46, "text": " Yeah, isn't it?"}, {"start": 651.46, "end": 653.46, "text": " It's tajen, it's tajen."}, {"start": 653.46, "end": 655.4200000000001, "text": " Wait, listen."}, {"start": 655.42, "end": 659.86, "text": " It's like a Russian officer. It's, it's teen."}, {"start": 660.5799999999999, "end": 663.74, "text": " I've got all the Tage in my whole life guys. My mother's a Spanish teacher."}, {"start": 663.74, "end": 665.5, "text": " I think I know this. Right. I think I got this."}, {"start": 666.2199999999999, "end": 667.42, "text": " Wait, am I fucking wrong?"}, {"start": 668.14, "end": 670.86, "text": " My mother's a Spanish teacher. I think I know how to pronounce Tage."}, {"start": 671.9, "end": 673.86, "text": " My mom and grandma can speak Spanish."}, {"start": 675.6999999999999, "end": 676.86, "text": " I'm actually part of Mexican."}, {"start": 676.9399999999999, "end": 677.74, "text": " Call your mom, bro."}, {"start": 677.74, "end": 679.9, "text": " So you're saying when you go, when you, Ludwig,"}, {"start": 679.9, "end": 681.9399999999999, "text": " when you go to a bar and you get a spicy margarita,"}, {"start": 681.9399999999999, "end": 683.62, "text": " you say, let me get a Tage in rem."}, {"start": 683.62, "end": 687.98, "text": " Yeah, I've already get that. I would go, I would go first. I would go Senorita."}, {"start": 687.98, "end": 689.98, "text": " Ablamo Senorito."}, {"start": 689.98, "end": 691.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 691.98, "end": 700.98, "text": " And then, depending on her answer, I would go Necessito on Poco to Tajin, Senorita."}, {"start": 700.98, "end": 703.98, "text": " Are you reading out of that chat? Are you reading that out of chat? Did you just read"}, {"start": 703.98, "end": 704.98, "text": " that whole sentence out of chat?"}, {"start": 704.98, "end": 711.54, "text": " That's off top, bro. My mom's a spin. I picked up a little thing or two by Osmosis."}, {"start": 711.54, "end": 713.54, "text": " What languages do you know?"}, {"start": 713.54, "end": 717.0, "text": " Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, English."}, {"start": 717.0, "end": 718.0, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 718.0, "end": 719.0, "text": " Are you fluking?"}, {"start": 719.0, "end": 720.0, "text": " Are you..."}, {"start": 720.0, "end": 721.0, "text": " Wait, sorry for cussing, but are you fluking?"}, {"start": 721.0, "end": 722.0, "text": " Are you fluking with me?"}, {"start": 722.0, "end": 723.0, "text": " I'm being serious, yeah."}, {"start": 723.0, "end": 724.0, "text": " I would say I'm..."}, {"start": 724.0, "end": 725.0, "text": " You're not fluent..."}, {"start": 725.0, "end": 726.56, "text": " You're fluent in French."}, {"start": 726.56, "end": 728.04, "text": " You're not fluent in Chinese."}, {"start": 728.04, "end": 730.4, "text": " Yeah, wait, talk Chinese right now."}, {"start": 730.4, "end": 732.52, "text": " Say take me out to the ball game, please."}, {"start": 732.52, "end": 735.8, "text": " I would like to go watch the Dodgers play in Mandarin."}, {"start": 735.8, "end": 736.8, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 736.8, "end": 737.8, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 737.8, "end": 738.8, "text": " I would go..."}, {"start": 738.8, "end": 739.8, "text": " I would go..."}, {"start": 739.8, "end": 740.8, "text": " Walsher, be humble."}, {"start": 740.8, "end": 741.8, "text": " Do you want to go to the Dodgers game?"}, {"start": 741.8000000000001, "end": 744.44, "text": " You're saying that we're hamburgers shit."}, {"start": 744.44, "end": 746.0400000000001, "text": " You're saying the same shit."}, {"start": 746.0400000000001, "end": 748.6800000000001, "text": " That is not even what I just said."}, {"start": 748.6800000000001, "end": 750.0400000000001, "text": " You just traced out that."}, {"start": 750.0400000000001, "end": 750.8800000000001, "text": " You made the shit up."}, {"start": 750.8800000000001, "end": 754.2400000000001, "text": " You just go, Neil Truzai, Daughter Stadium."}, {"start": 756.72, "end": 759.5600000000001, "text": " What career are you trying to achieve?"}, {"start": 759.5600000000001, "end": 760.32, "text": " We can go together."}, {"start": 760.32, "end": 763.2, "text": " I feel like you're casting a spell on me or something."}, {"start": 763.2, "end": 765.08, "text": " Guys, I'm fluent in China."}, {"start": 765.08, "end": 766.6400000000001, "text": " It's not a big deal, you know?"}, {"start": 769.0000000000001, "end": 771.2400000000001, "text": " But you think if you got dropped in the,"}, {"start": 771.24, "end": 772.74, "text": " Well, I mean you literally did do it."}, {"start": 772.74, "end": 775.54, "text": " I think you're about to describe exactly what I did for a month."}, {"start": 775.54, "end": 776.64, "text": " Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 776.64, "end": 776.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 776.74, "end": 776.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 776.84, "end": 778.24, "text": " Yeah, I look like you're struggling."}, {"start": 778.24, "end": 779.54, "text": " I can make my way out of it."}, {"start": 779.54, "end": 780.54, "text": " Same with Japan."}, {"start": 780.54, "end": 781.54, "text": " Same with France."}, {"start": 782.44, "end": 784.24, "text": " Actually, Spanish is probably my weakest language."}, {"start": 784.74, "end": 786.94, "text": " Japan has English all over the place, though."}, {"start": 786.94, "end": 787.54, "text": " It's true."}, {"start": 787.54, "end": 790.04, "text": " Japan is an easier language to learn."}, {"start": 793.44, "end": 796.44, "text": " Yo, I have an inkling that Skype is not here."}, {"start": 796.94, "end": 799.04, "text": " But we fucked if we don't have Skype alpha."}, {"start": 799.04, "end": 801.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 805.28, "end": 809.24, "text": " Yeah, that's what's gonna be like our heart. Okay, I feel like we could um protest no"}, {"start": 811.4399999999999, "end": 813.4399999999999, "text": " Yeah, probably"}, {"start": 813.4399999999999, "end": 817.24, "text": " Why don't you get a different player from shop Ludwig? Yeah, let me just hit him right now"}, {"start": 818.16, "end": 820.16, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 822.7199999999999, "end": 824.7199999999999, "text": " He said the ambient what?"}, {"start": 824.72, "end": 831.72, "text": " Ambi's like a... not Ambien, bro. Amb- Ambien on... uh, Sean Fireballing is good."}, {"start": 831.72, "end": 833.72, "text": " Ambien on Ambien probably still crushes."}, {"start": 833.72, "end": 835.72, "text": " What floor is that?"}, {"start": 835.72, "end": 838.72, "text": " Is that Attackers or Defenders?"}, {"start": 838.72, "end": 840.72, "text": " What are you- what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 840.72, "end": 841.72, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 841.72, "end": 844.72, "text": " No, I feel so bad for Highbys."}, {"start": 844.72, "end": 849.72, "text": " I just- I already- dude, he has like the- he has 85 problems getting thrown at him"}, {"start": 849.72, "end": 851.72, "text": " and I go, hey Highbys, I got a problem."}, {"start": 851.72, "end": 859.6800000000001, "text": " I'm not sure if he's gonna figure it out. I don't know if he's like coming on"}, {"start": 859.6800000000001, "end": 866.52, "text": " We need someone good as fuck. We need a fill like we would need another champ that's on the same level as not stop and sky"}, {"start": 866.52, "end": 870.96, "text": " I can just ask an hour six player on Shopify rebellion. Maybe they'll say yes"}, {"start": 871.36, "end": 877.96, "text": " You're gonna put are you on Shopify? Yeah? Yeah, I mean sports on Shopify. Be fair, but like"}, {"start": 877.96, "end": 882.12, "text": " There's gotta be one guy that's a lot worse than those guys."}, {"start": 882.12, "end": 885.6, "text": " I don't know, it's like, stuff happens, you know, people."}, {"start": 885.6, "end": 886.36, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 886.36, "end": 889.4000000000001, "text": " I wouldn't have opposed to it, I'm just saying, I'm just saying."}, {"start": 889.4000000000001, "end": 892.44, "text": " I would go on extremely, I think Ambi's in the tourney."}, {"start": 892.44, "end": 894.0400000000001, "text": " We can't get Ambi."}, {"start": 894.0400000000001, "end": 894.6800000000001, "text": " Ambi's not in."}, {"start": 894.6800000000001, "end": 895.5600000000001, "text": " Ambi's not in."}, {"start": 895.5600000000001, "end": 896.5600000000001, "text": " Oh, he's not."}, {"start": 896.5600000000001, "end": 898.08, "text": " Ambi's not in another team."}, {"start": 898.08, "end": 901.08, "text": " I don't think so, no, I don't remember them in the drafts."}, {"start": 901.08, "end": 903.72, "text": " Dude, Ambi a potential pull."}, {"start": 903.72, "end": 907.36, "text": " Ambi, I won a tournament with Ambi."}, {"start": 907.36, "end": 909.36, "text": " Daddy would be"}, {"start": 909.88, "end": 911.88, "text": " All right, let me ask"}, {"start": 912.4, "end": 916.92, "text": " Where the fuck is spite out is he asleep? The team is full"}, {"start": 934.64, "end": 936.64, "text": " All right, I pinged we'll see"}, {"start": 937.36, "end": 939.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 948.64, "end": 950.64, "text": " You know our rainbow six teams good to"}, {"start": 952.88, "end": 956.14, "text": " Our rain are ready for 16. Oh, yes, I'm firebellion"}, {"start": 958.12, "end": 960.42, "text": " Not us that's not us for yeah"}, {"start": 961.16, "end": 966.0, "text": " No, me Charlie me Charlie me Charlie. I have a team together there or like organization or word"}, {"start": 967.36, "end": 978.88, "text": " What do you mean by that or like like what do you mean by you know, do you know what"}, {"start": 978.88, "end": 984.0, "text": " you've worked or like have you heard of oh, yeah, wait energy and like space station"}, {"start": 984.0, "end": 987.96, "text": " like Jinx is on space station like you know, yeah, what it's so y'all have your own team"}, {"start": 987.96, "end": 1002.4000000000001, "text": " I think our best game right now is probably Rocket League, but we have an R6 team, actually"}, {"start": 1002.4000000000001, "end": 1008.4000000000001, "text": " our Halo team is the best Halo team in the world right now, and then like League, Valorant,"}, {"start": 1008.4000000000001, "end": 1009.4000000000001, "text": " Smash."}, {"start": 1009.4000000000001, "end": 1010.4000000000001, "text": " Do you, Smash?"}, {"start": 1010.4000000000001, "end": 1014.4000000000001, "text": " Game save a lot of teams."}, {"start": 1014.4000000000001, "end": 1017.44, "text": " Yeah, I think Halo and Smash actually are our best two games."}, {"start": 1017.44, "end": 1020.44, "text": " But our rainbow switch game is gonna put us to watch."}, {"start": 1020.44, "end": 1024.44, "text": " Uh, whichever ones we're good at. It's not as fun to watch when we lose."}, {"start": 1024.44, "end": 1026.44, "text": " Is Rainbow Six pretty sick?"}, {"start": 1026.44, "end": 1028.44, "text": " Rainbow Six is pretty sick."}, {"start": 1030.44, "end": 1032.44, "text": " But I think we can get Ambien."}, {"start": 1034.44, "end": 1036.44, "text": " Love it, there's a Smash player for you guys."}, {"start": 1036.44, "end": 1038.44, "text": " Is Ambien on?"}, {"start": 1038.44, "end": 1043.44, "text": " It's Melee, we have Zayn, Moki, and Josh who are one, three, and four in the world."}, {"start": 1043.44, "end": 1045.44, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 1045.44, "end": 1047.44, "text": " That's pretty cool, like"}, {"start": 1054.48, "end": 1057.3200000000002, "text": " So if we don't have Skype or fuck, is that what's happening?"}, {"start": 1065.16, "end": 1069.64, "text": " What is quite sad like buddy"}, {"start": 1070.96, "end": 1072.96, "text": " Don't know how that contract looking you know"}, {"start": 1075.44, "end": 1081.8600000000001, "text": " I'm not threatening I'm just saying it might not be good for his career. It might not be good"}, {"start": 1084.56, "end": 1089.98, "text": " Yo love if you want to talk all that shit, bro, I'm in y'all's practice room right now. I"}, {"start": 1091.8, "end": 1096.38, "text": " Can fuck shit up you got I'm saying love I'm in the fucking HQ boy"}, {"start": 1096.38, "end": 1099.92, "text": " I'm in the fucking HQ. I can fuck shit up right now, bro. All right"}, {"start": 1099.92, "end": 1105.76, "text": " He's gonna go full fucking killdozer. He's gonna exit that HQ burn the building down"}, {"start": 1107.2, "end": 1114.8000000000002, "text": " Please don't bro. I need my league team to practice dude. Please don't split. We need the practice room badly"}, {"start": 1116.88, "end": 1119.26, "text": " We can't go without our practice room"}, {"start": 1119.26, "end": 1121.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1123.16, "end": 1130.48, "text": " That's I mean this boy we have a B you'd be like the same team so where is Skype from if he could get"}, {"start": 1130.56, "end": 1133.18, "text": " Ambi that also works. I can get ambi"}, {"start": 1133.92, "end": 1138.3, "text": " You could get ambi. I think so. Yeah, I just hit the the GM's asking right now"}, {"start": 1139.92, "end": 1145.24, "text": " So where are y'all guys going to where y'all are having these secret meetings where where so where"}, {"start": 1145.24, "end": 1152.04, "text": " I'm sending messages. I'm sending DMs you we're on a higher level. We're on a higher level thing right now"}, {"start": 1152.04, "end": 1154.04, "text": " We're kind of confirmed"}, {"start": 1154.28, "end": 1157.08, "text": " We're gonna talk into the people. Yeah, you don't really need it now"}, {"start": 1157.64, "end": 1162.66, "text": " The but you've got the president the vice president. Yeah, I got people on the phone, you know"}, {"start": 1166.4, "end": 1170.26, "text": " I did that tournament mostly carried so"}, {"start": 1170.26, "end": 1175.62, "text": " So would you say that you're a Red Bull athlete?"}, {"start": 1175.62, "end": 1176.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1176.12, "end": 1177.5, "text": " What do you mean what I say I am?"}, {"start": 1177.5, "end": 1180.34, "text": " Well, you laugh again."}, {"start": 1180.34, "end": 1180.94, "text": " What are you?"}, {"start": 1180.94, "end": 1182.1, "text": " What are you athletic in?"}, {"start": 1182.1, "end": 1183.74, "text": " Joe, there's not a sport you are better than me at."}, {"start": 1183.74, "end": 1185.14, "text": " Full stop."}, {"start": 1185.14, "end": 1188.14, "text": " I, you know, full, you know, full stop."}, {"start": 1188.14, "end": 1192.34, "text": " I think I beat you in literally any sport that isn't chess."}, {"start": 1192.34, "end": 1192.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1192.58, "end": 1193.3, "text": " We're a Skype."}, {"start": 1193.3, "end": 1194.34, "text": " Still no, still no words."}, {"start": 1194.34, "end": 1195.14, "text": " Still no sky."}, {"start": 1195.14, "end": 1196.3, "text": " No, we're a Skype."}, {"start": 1196.3, "end": 1200.06, "text": " Thoughts on if we, is Amby an unfair fill?"}, {"start": 1200.82, "end": 1203.86, "text": " Is Amby, like it's Amby Brawl?"}, {"start": 1203.86, "end": 1205.4199999999998, "text": " Amby's better than Skype?"}, {"start": 1205.4199999999998, "end": 1206.26, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 1206.26, "end": 1207.1, "text": " Yeah, Amby's one of the best players."}, {"start": 1207.1, "end": 1207.94, "text": " Okay, what about Skittles?"}, {"start": 1207.94, "end": 1209.78, "text": " Yeah, then let's take them."}, {"start": 1210.78, "end": 1212.82, "text": " That's, that's, that's not to be said."}, {"start": 1212.82, "end": 1214.02, "text": " What about Canadian?"}, {"start": 1214.02, "end": 1215.18, "text": " What about Skittles, I don't know."}, {"start": 1215.18, "end": 1216.02, "text": " Or Rice Center."}, {"start": 1216.02, "end": 1217.54, "text": " Skittles, I will allow you guys Skittles."}, {"start": 1217.54, "end": 1218.46, "text": " I will allow you guys Skittles."}, {"start": 1218.46, "end": 1219.3, "text": " Do you want to get Skittles?"}, {"start": 1219.3, "end": 1222.1, "text": " Can you invite Skittles to this discord, perchance?"}, {"start": 1222.1, "end": 1223.34, "text": " Yes, I can."}, {"start": 1223.34, "end": 1225.86, "text": " We have a, come on, give us the best"}, {"start": 1225.8600000000001, "end": 1229.2, "text": " player but why is it no I will agree I don't want to I don't want to do this"}, {"start": 1229.2, "end": 1241.2, "text": " cheap shit if we get somebody that's like marginally better than I do get that"}, {"start": 1241.2, "end": 1245.3200000000002, "text": " the whole draft was based on the idea why you guys are too honest yeah I'm set like"}, {"start": 1245.3200000000002, "end": 1248.88, "text": " the way that I'm seeing it is like it'll probably could have gone seven"}, {"start": 1248.88, "end": 1252.6000000000001, "text": " thick like ambi product probably would have gone like third or fourth like yeah"}, {"start": 1252.6000000000001, "end": 1256.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, where's the ambi then to respectful the two respect what?"}, {"start": 1257.46, "end": 1262.9, "text": " Where is ambi to respectful? Yeah, meanwhile. Hey anybody remember yesterday Geo Gesser tournament?"}, {"start": 1263.18, "end": 1268.2600000000002, "text": " Ludwig tries to draft fine bird and then gets cage roll wait wait, you you know fine"}, {"start": 1268.2600000000002, "end": 1269.46, "text": " Burg is way better than cage, right?"}, {"start": 1270.14, "end": 1273.2600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I know and that's why I was happy that fine bird couldn't make it fine"}, {"start": 1273.2600000000002, "end": 1275.3000000000002, "text": " Burg and you still won actually would have been fine"}, {"start": 1275.3000000000002, "end": 1279.7400000000002, "text": " I literally was saying fine bird would have no life Geo Gesser for like six days straight and just"}, {"start": 1279.74, "end": 1283.7, "text": " immediately just skyrocketed meant like I'm he could have easily won me to every"}, {"start": 1283.7, "end": 1289.14, "text": " team I think probably as he's already that good he I mean last time I played"}, {"start": 1289.14, "end": 1294.26, "text": " him he beat me and I be Kajal oh you're a little cornball I told you I told you"}, {"start": 1294.26, "end": 1296.98, "text": " the skill gap was like gold and you said how about fine bird and then I hear"}, {"start": 1296.98, "end": 1301.6200000000001, "text": " there's 50k on the line Joe okay sorry buddy got a step and now you got a"}, {"start": 1301.6200000000001, "end": 1306.54, "text": " potential free trip to Berlin with Kajal you think his tajin comes free"}, {"start": 1306.98, "end": 1308.98, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1309.6599999999999, "end": 1311.82, "text": " Yeah, actually actually does with the drink"}, {"start": 1312.78, "end": 1319.78, "text": " It actually did. Yeah, the Tagen was free. Oh, anyways back to the sports conversation. What I am beating you in any sport ever"}, {"start": 1321.82, "end": 1326.26, "text": " You are beating me in any sport ever full stop beating you in track"}, {"start": 1326.26, "end": 1328.62, "text": " I'm beating you in football American football"}, {"start": 1328.6200000000001, "end": 1335.3400000000001, "text": " ball. 1v1 basketball, I beat you. Any foot race above 1700 meters, I beat you. Your short distance,"}, {"start": 1335.3400000000001, "end": 1341.5000000000002, "text": " you run out of air for sure. Okay, yeah, and I do smoke. Yep. So your lungs just give out."}, {"start": 1342.5400000000002, "end": 1347.1000000000001, "text": " Okay. Yeah, sure. But that's like, I'm saying if we're going sport for sport, I beat you in way"}, {"start": 1347.1000000000001, "end": 1351.5000000000002, "text": " more sports than you beat me. And you got to think your body is deteriorating. I bench"}, {"start": 1351.5, "end": 1356.3, "text": " more than you are. You are in your 30s now, right? Pass your prime."}, {"start": 1356.3, "end": 1362.54, "text": " Can you bench the bar? Wait, I can bench. I think I could bench far above what you could bench."}, {"start": 1362.54, "end": 1365.98, "text": " Like, are you benching a bar right now or what? How much do you do?"}, {"start": 1367.1, "end": 1371.26, "text": " I mean, I usually end up wrapped in like 225. I don't know what my max would be probably"}, {"start": 1371.26, "end": 1376.78, "text": " around like 270. If I had to guess. All right. Um, good news. You're too much here."}, {"start": 1376.78, "end": 1378.78, "text": " Wait oh sky does"}, {"start": 1380.7, "end": 1382.7, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 1383.26, "end": 1385.26, "text": " You can tell Skydy can dip we got a baby"}, {"start": 1390.22, "end": 1392.8999999999999, "text": " No, you can't bring that vibe in you can't bring that vibe in"}, {"start": 1392.9, "end": 1394.22, "text": " You just kidding. He's kidding. I want to go."}, {"start": 1394.22, "end": 1395.98, "text": " You guys, go on. Go on. Go on. Go on."}, {"start": 1395.98, "end": 1397.9, "text": " We love Skype."}, {"start": 1397.9, "end": 1399.7800000000002, "text": " I'm going to talk to you guys."}, {"start": 1399.7800000000002, "end": 1400.9, "text": " You're late."}, {"start": 1400.9, "end": 1403.26, "text": " Um, no."}, {"start": 1403.26, "end": 1405.3000000000002, "text": " Joe, I invited you."}, {"start": 1405.3000000000002, "end": 1406.7, "text": " Andy said, I'm R."}, {"start": 1406.7, "end": 1409.9, "text": " Andy, they said you're too good to play, bro."}, {"start": 1409.9, "end": 1411.7, "text": " I invited you."}, {"start": 1411.7, "end": 1414.98, "text": " How do I know when I get an invite?"}, {"start": 1414.98, "end": 1415.98, "text": " They said you're too good."}, {"start": 1415.98, "end": 1419.1000000000001, "text": " They all say, invite on your screen and you press act."}, {"start": 1419.1000000000001, "end": 1419.6200000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1419.6200000000001, "end": 1421.3000000000002, "text": " Sketch, I invited you."}, {"start": 1421.3, "end": 1423.3, "text": " Who haven't I invited?"}, {"start": 1423.3, "end": 1424.74, "text": " Me. Yeah. Oh my god."}, {"start": 1424.74, "end": 1427.1399999999999, "text": " What would you have any champs unlocked or no?"}, {"start": 1427.1399999999999, "end": 1428.4199999999998, "text": " Uh, salt snakes on my screen."}, {"start": 1428.4199999999998, "end": 1430.02, "text": " What does that mean for me?"}, {"start": 1430.02, "end": 1431.78, "text": " Okay, go to your operator screen."}, {"start": 1431.78, "end": 1434.34, "text": " Do you only have like the the free ones?"}, {"start": 1438.34, "end": 1439.06, "text": " Those characters?"}, {"start": 1440.6599999999999, "end": 1440.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1442.18, "end": 1442.74, "text": " Uh, yes."}, {"start": 1442.74, "end": 1443.46, "text": " Maybe a bad pack."}, {"start": 1443.46, "end": 1444.4199999999998, "text": " I leave the free ones."}, {"start": 1444.4199999999998, "end": 1445.62, "text": " Um, all right."}, {"start": 1445.62, "end": 1446.4199999999998, "text": " You only have the free ones."}, {"start": 1446.4199999999998, "end": 1448.5, "text": " So I think we full screen here"}, {"start": 1448.5, "end": 1450.1, "text": " and load up that streamer money"}, {"start": 1450.1000000000001, "end": 1456.8200000000002, "text": " and just start buying characters really are the three ones bad yes no not bad but it would be good"}, {"start": 1456.8200000000002, "end": 1463.0600000000002, "text": " to have like more options like how many do you have i have like seven on each seven attacks"}, {"start": 1463.0600000000002, "end": 1470.3400000000001, "text": " seven defense oh there's difference yes you i have i have i don't even have all of them i only have"}, {"start": 1470.3400000000001, "end": 1475.5400000000002, "text": " like i only have like a video out of it make a video out of it i go all make a video out of it"}, {"start": 1475.54, "end": 1482.54, "text": " and maybe like like right at all boys so today I'm playing in a rainbow six"}, {"start": 1482.54, "end": 1485.54, "text": " seeds tournament I'm getting ambi under the desk"}, {"start": 1485.54, "end": 1489.54, "text": " whoa what"}, {"start": 1489.54, "end": 1494.02, "text": " play for me to pay for me yo listen to"}, {"start": 1494.02, "end": 1500.62, "text": " tell you to call you calm down drinking you calm down the tages going"}, {"start": 1500.62, "end": 1504.54, "text": " straight to my head bro I'm feeling weird"}, {"start": 1504.54, "end": 1510.8999999999999, "text": " Wait, did you drink a tapeworm before we started with the front of his weight? Yeah, that is the best way to lose weight"}, {"start": 1511.3799999999999, "end": 1512.82, "text": " Is that true?"}, {"start": 1512.82, "end": 1516.3, "text": " Eat a tapeworm. I actually didn't ever see you eat. Just smoke a cigarette"}, {"start": 1517.54, "end": 1519.54, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I guess cigarettes"}, {"start": 1521.02, "end": 1523.7, "text": " When I'm when I'm drinking sometimes hold up"}, {"start": 1523.82, "end": 1528.62, "text": " So I have to buy a hundred dollars of credits and I get 10,000 credits and then I can unlock like 10 characters"}, {"start": 1528.62, "end": 1529.86, "text": " It's it"}, {"start": 1529.8600000000001, "end": 1530.8600000000001, "text": " Welcome to the real world."}, {"start": 1530.8600000000001, "end": 1536.2600000000002, "text": " I don't think you need like, I feel like I would defer to Skite or Squishy here on"}, {"start": 1536.2600000000002, "end": 1539.8600000000001, "text": " who you should buy because it's like, we don't want to overlap with you."}, {"start": 1539.8600000000001, "end": 1542.8600000000001, "text": " The bottom ones are going to be cheap though, Joe."}, {"start": 1542.8600000000001, "end": 1544.8600000000001, "text": " The first ones are like a thousand."}, {"start": 1544.8600000000001, "end": 1547.8600000000001, "text": " Yeah, most of the base characters are pretty cheap."}, {"start": 1547.8600000000001, "end": 1548.8600000000001, "text": " And they're good."}, {"start": 1548.8600000000001, "end": 1550.8600000000001, "text": " The bottom ones are like 10k creds, 20k creds."}, {"start": 1550.8600000000001, "end": 1554.8600000000001, "text": " If you don't have fuses, you should get fuses."}, {"start": 1554.8600000000001, "end": 1555.8600000000001, "text": " It's like trying to get you to buy real estate."}, {"start": 1555.8600000000001, "end": 1558.8600000000001, "text": " Dude, solid stakes 25,000 creds is nuts."}, {"start": 1558.8600000000001, "end": 1560.8600000000001, "text": " That's like $200."}, {"start": 1560.8600000000001, "end": 1562.8600000000001, "text": " That's not $200."}, {"start": 1562.8600000000001, "end": 1564.8600000000001, "text": " $25,000 is not $200."}, {"start": 1564.8600000000001, "end": 1566.8600000000001, "text": " $15,000."}, {"start": 1566.8600000000001, "end": 1570.8600000000001, "text": " Ludwig, are you looking at yellow money or gray money?"}, {"start": 1570.8600000000001, "end": 1573.8600000000001, "text": " So this is Skye's wife."}, {"start": 1573.8600000000001, "end": 1576.8600000000001, "text": " He had Chipotle and he's stuck on the toilet,"}, {"start": 1576.8600000000001, "end": 1578.8600000000001, "text": " but he'll be here right now."}, {"start": 1578.8600000000001, "end": 1580.8600000000001, "text": " You've got to be kidding me."}, {"start": 1580.8600000000001, "end": 1582.8600000000001, "text": " You know, Skye."}, {"start": 1582.8600000000001, "end": 1584.8600000000001, "text": " Anyway."}, {"start": 1584.8600000000001, "end": 1586.8600000000001, "text": " I hope he's really good."}, {"start": 1586.8600000000001, "end": 1589.7800000000002, "text": " You know, he'll be seen as ass."}, {"start": 1589.8600000000001, "end": 1592.14, "text": " These are guys. OK, that's our champ."}, {"start": 1592.14, "end": 1593.3000000000002, "text": " Brown, that's our champ."}, {"start": 1593.3000000000002, "end": 1594.9, "text": " Let's fucking go. I like this."}, {"start": 1594.9, "end": 1597.6200000000001, "text": " I forgot to. That's how you know, dude, fueled by Chipotle."}, {"start": 1597.6200000000001, "end": 1600.0200000000002, "text": " This is going to be a play."}, {"start": 1600.14, "end": 1601.98, "text": " Can you guys play?"}, {"start": 1601.98, "end": 1605.0200000000002, "text": " Can you guys invite each other or do you need me to?"}, {"start": 1605.5400000000002, "end": 1608.94, "text": " I mean, I mean, I mean, the thing that you'd like me to."}, {"start": 1609.18, "end": 1612.0200000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's the game. I could friend. I could."}, {"start": 1612.3400000000001, "end": 1613.8200000000002, "text": " Oh, gosh."}, {"start": 1613.8200000000002, "end": 1615.8200000000002, "text": " All right, what's your UV soft?"}, {"start": 1615.82, "end": 1618.1, "text": " Wait, who did you already add to this?"}, {"start": 1618.1, "end": 1620.1599999999999, "text": " I can accept High Vizes' request."}, {"start": 1620.1599999999999, "end": 1623.56, "text": " I'm just trying to buy the points."}, {"start": 1623.56, "end": 1624.3799999999999, "text": " How does everyone invite me?"}, {"start": 1624.3799999999999, "end": 1626.74, "text": " So I can turn off the streamer mode stuff?"}, {"start": 1626.74, "end": 1627.78, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 1627.78, "end": 1629.6599999999999, "text": " What streamer mode stuff?"}, {"start": 1629.6599999999999, "end": 1630.46, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 1630.46, "end": 1631.06, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 1631.06, "end": 1631.56, "text": " It's free."}, {"start": 1631.56, "end": 1633.6599999999999, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 1633.6599999999999, "end": 1635.86, "text": " It's when you're really high rank like Squishy."}, {"start": 1635.86, "end": 1637.54, "text": " He doesn't want people knowing who he is because we'll"}, {"start": 1637.54, "end": 1638.4199999999998, "text": " run down his way."}, {"start": 1638.4199999999998, "end": 1640.46, "text": " So Mark, you could buy stuff in-game."}, {"start": 1640.46, "end": 1641.46, "text": " By the way."}, {"start": 1641.46, "end": 1643.9399999999998, "text": " I think I'm in with you, no?"}, {"start": 1643.9399999999998, "end": 1645.8, "text": " Let me look."}, {"start": 1645.8, "end": 1652.1, "text": " I said it says dedicated. Yeah, you should load in. You should be seeing things soon."}, {"start": 1654.04, "end": 1657.6399999999999, "text": " I then click the button bottom left."}, {"start": 1657.6399999999999, "end": 1660.1, "text": " If you're in that menu, the button on the bottom left, OK."}, {"start": 1662.24, "end": 1664.24, "text": " And then you can see the lobby."}, {"start": 1664.24, "end": 1666.3999999999999, "text": " All right, everybody's in here except for Skype. You have Skype."}, {"start": 1666.3999999999999, "end": 1668.8999999999999, "text": " Add me. Skype's pooping."}, {"start": 1669.5, "end": 1673.0, "text": " Can we give me a roll call in two more minutes?"}, {"start": 1673.24, "end": 1675.54, "text": " Yeah, but this is holding up the whole tournament."}, {"start": 1675.54, "end": 1678.46, "text": " So, like, I have another game host."}, {"start": 1678.46, "end": 1680.74, "text": " Listen, shit is going down for your work."}, {"start": 1680.74, "end": 1682.1, "text": " Kind of sorry."}, {"start": 1682.1, "end": 1685.34, "text": " When you say, click the thing on the bottom left, what did that mean?"}, {"start": 1685.54, "end": 1686.54, "text": " Oh, where are you at right now?"}, {"start": 1686.54, "end": 1688.86, "text": " I'm buying the Rick and Morty bundle, but I don't I don't."}, {"start": 1688.86, "end": 1691.26, "text": " It was an accident. Why are you buying the Rick and Morty bundle?"}, {"start": 1691.46, "end": 1693.46, "text": " I was just trying to find where he told me to go."}, {"start": 1694.06, "end": 1695.82, "text": " OK, go to the play button. Play button."}, {"start": 1695.82, "end": 1698.82, "text": " Yeah, go to the play button, drop left, and then you should see."}, {"start": 1698.82, "end": 1700.58, "text": " What do you see right now described?"}, {"start": 1700.58, "end": 1702.02, "text": " It's snake. It's all snake."}, {"start": 1702.02, "end": 1702.8999999999999, "text": " He looks pretty trim."}, {"start": 1702.8999999999999, "end": 1704.82, "text": " It's its view custom game."}, {"start": 1704.82, "end": 1710.54, "text": " Yeah, bottom left. You custom game and you're in the lobby. Okay. And now I can just go in the lobby. How do I see the lobby?"}, {"start": 1711.32, "end": 1712.1599999999999, "text": " You click."}, {"start": 1712.1599999999999, "end": 1716.26, "text": " I'm thinking I love what just did. So where are you at right now? Kind of describe your"}, {"start": 1716.26, "end": 1717.8999999999999, "text": " staring at the main screen on play."}, {"start": 1718.22, "end": 1723.7, "text": " Yeah, you go bottom left into view custom game. Bottom. Yeah. You can press L or R if you don't see it. If you see dual"}, {"start": 1723.7, "end": 1724.46, "text": " front or something."}, {"start": 1726.3799999999999, "end": 1731.5, "text": " Yeah, I'll help him out, dude. He's new to that. Thanks. No worries. No worries. No problem. No problem."}, {"start": 1732.22, "end": 1737.94, "text": " Okay, um, do you guys think you can manage to add sky? He's just like what about the other team?"}, {"start": 1738.9, "end": 1740.9, "text": " The other team is getting in by the admin"}, {"start": 1742.5, "end": 1744.5, "text": " I need nine. Yeah"}, {"start": 1746.02, "end": 1748.02, "text": " All right, thank you. We'll get skied"}, {"start": 1750.9, "end": 1754.94, "text": " Okay, I'm buying I got bad news. Why why why don't take it away"}, {"start": 1754.94, "end": 1765.94, "text": " I drank a vegan protein shake on an empty stomach about four hours ago and I said to my chat it's going to start really kicking in my stomach and it's starting to kick in but I'll hold it."}, {"start": 1765.94, "end": 1779.94, "text": " Okay, then I have to all admit something as well. I had a vegan cigarette and that affects my eyesight sometimes. It made my pain go up."}, {"start": 1779.94, "end": 1782.94, "text": " What brand?"}, {"start": 1782.94, "end": 1786.48, "text": " Um, uh, it's from a local neighborhood."}, {"start": 1787.18, "end": 1787.78, "text": " Sure enough."}, {"start": 1787.78, "end": 1790.02, "text": " Oh, it was, uh, it was, uh, it was a Lucy."}, {"start": 1790.06, "end": 1792.98, "text": " Like, like a single cigarette."}, {"start": 1793.56, "end": 1794.94, "text": " Um, yeah."}, {"start": 1796.14, "end": 1799.26, "text": " Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 1804.1000000000001, "end": 1804.94, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 1805.94, "end": 1808.1200000000001, "text": " Are you saying, wait, wait, wait, wait, are you saying vegan"}, {"start": 1808.1200000000001, "end": 1809.3400000000001, "text": " cigarette, like you smoke to joint?"}, {"start": 1809.3400000000001, "end": 1814.3400000000001, "text": " Listen, do I have to write it out or spell it out or do you..."}, {"start": 1814.3400000000001, "end": 1817.3400000000001, "text": " I mean, you're acting like you're saying you're doing crap."}, {"start": 1817.3400000000001, "end": 1819.3400000000001, "text": " You can just say you smoke to join if you smoke to join."}, {"start": 1819.3400000000001, "end": 1821.3400000000001, "text": " I'm in California."}, {"start": 1821.3400000000001, "end": 1824.3400000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm in New Jersey. I could get a high-high."}, {"start": 1824.3400000000001, "end": 1826.3400000000001, "text": " Sorry to interrupt, y'all."}, {"start": 1826.3400000000001, "end": 1829.3400000000001, "text": " Dude, look at this game. Stopping is seven kills."}, {"start": 1829.3400000000001, "end": 1831.3400000000001, "text": " Everyone else is zero. Jinx is six."}, {"start": 1831.3400000000001, "end": 1833.3400000000001, "text": " Everyone else is zero, but Kingsman is one."}, {"start": 1833.3400000000001, "end": 1836.3400000000001, "text": " What the fuck is this? Just champion champ."}, {"start": 1836.3400000000001, "end": 1837.3400000000001, "text": " Right now?"}, {"start": 1837.3400000000001, "end": 1839.3400000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's pretty live. It's pretty live."}, {"start": 1839.3400000000001, "end": 1841.3400000000001, "text": " Jinx, dude, Stompin' has seven kills."}, {"start": 1841.3400000000001, "end": 1843.3400000000001, "text": " No one else has a kill on his team, and it's one-to-one in the game."}, {"start": 1843.3400000000001, "end": 1845.3400000000001, "text": " That's why we're fine. We're fine, because..."}, {"start": 1845.3400000000001, "end": 1848.3400000000001, "text": " Yeah, but just right has to carry, like, R, bro."}, {"start": 1848.3400000000001, "end": 1852.3400000000001, "text": " No, okay. Well, I'm gonna maybe damper the mood a little bit."}, {"start": 1852.3400000000001, "end": 1857.3400000000001, "text": " I was a part of a video where we won V5,"}, {"start": 1857.3400000000001, "end": 1860.3400000000001, "text": " or won V5's spoilt, who we're going against,"}, {"start": 1860.3400000000001, "end": 1866.3400000000001, "text": " and we won, but we did have Mooda on our team pre, you know..."}, {"start": 1866.3400000000001, "end": 1868.9, "text": " pre-knowing all the stuff you know and"}, {"start": 1870.46, "end": 1877.7400000000002, "text": " So we did she did she lost no lost many rounds we get we lost many many many rounds against"}, {"start": 1880.7400000000002, "end": 1889.0600000000002, "text": " What happened, oh did you spill your tag in no I bought so many hundreds of dollars of rainbow six points because it said it wasn't going through"}, {"start": 1889.0600000000002, "end": 1891.0600000000002, "text": " But it was"}, {"start": 1896.3400000000001, "end": 1898.8000000000002, "text": " bought five hundred dollars in rainbow 16"}, {"start": 1909.1000000000001, "end": 1916.14, "text": " We got 1v5 by sport who were about to play but we won we won but he like it would be like three to six"}, {"start": 1916.14, "end": 1922.6200000000001, "text": " Like he won rounds on us. I just alone and you had mood of who has like two thousand hours secretly. I don't know"}, {"start": 1922.6200000000001, "end": 1929.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah, okay, but to be fair it was me, Muda, uh, Skatch, Ron, and, uh, Gaggy."}, {"start": 1929.6200000000001, "end": 1933.6200000000001, "text": " Oh, okay, okay, okay. So you had like a few new players, okay."}, {"start": 1933.6200000000001, "end": 1935.6200000000001, "text": " I bought Solid Snake."}, {"start": 1935.6200000000001, "end": 1938.6200000000001, "text": " But you won, right? One of the games?"}, {"start": 1938.6200000000001, "end": 1940.6200000000001, "text": " No, we won the series."}, {"start": 1940.6200000000001, "end": 1943.6200000000001, "text": " But I think we only won one full game."}, {"start": 1943.6200000000001, "end": 1946.6200000000001, "text": " Like, I think we won one full game."}, {"start": 1946.6200000000001, "end": 1950.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah, but I killed him on Oregon, so I'm fully confident I killed Sompulio."}, {"start": 1950.6200000000001, "end": 1952.6200000000001, "text": " We're not something for it"}, {"start": 1953.2600000000002, "end": 1956.0800000000002, "text": " Yeah, he won chalet, but that map sucks. So"}, {"start": 1957.3400000000001, "end": 1963.0000000000002, "text": " You know, I don't know a macro on others taking the admin it says Oregon right now. So I'm assuming everybody's playing Oregon"}, {"start": 1963.0000000000002, "end": 1965.0000000000002, "text": " What do you put the camera?"}, {"start": 1966.5200000000002, "end": 1969.22, "text": " Chat where do you put the camera? I feel like I just keep mine top right"}, {"start": 1971.98, "end": 1978.5400000000002, "text": " No unless is there the kill feed top right I'm I don't remember I don't know either"}, {"start": 1980.6200000000001, "end": 1981.46, "text": " I'll go middle left."}, {"start": 1981.46, "end": 1983.46, "text": " Center screen, yeah, dead middle, okay."}, {"start": 1989.0200000000002, "end": 1990.7800000000002, "text": " Yo, our teammate and our champion"}, {"start": 1990.7800000000002, "end": 1993.3600000000001, "text": " is currently on the toilet right now."}, {"start": 1994.5200000000002, "end": 1995.3600000000001, "text": " Taking it."}, {"start": 1995.3600000000001, "end": 1997.7, "text": " Bottom left, I'm on the bottom left."}, {"start": 1997.7, "end": 1998.5400000000002, "text": " Have I said?"}, {"start": 1999.94, "end": 2001.7800000000002, "text": " High Vives can invite him or we have to invite him?"}, {"start": 2001.7800000000002, "end": 2002.6200000000001, "text": " No, we have to."}, {"start": 2002.6200000000001, "end": 2005.9, "text": " You said High Vives asks us to, when he gets back,"}, {"start": 2005.9, "end": 2008.66, "text": " because I think he's dealing with other shit."}, {"start": 2008.66, "end": 2010.38, "text": " I think literal shit."}, {"start": 2016.02, "end": 2016.9, "text": " No, yeah."}, {"start": 2016.9, "end": 2018.78, "text": " Well, no, High Vibes isn't taking"}, {"start": 2018.78, "end": 2019.28, "text": " literal shit."}, {"start": 2019.28, "end": 2020.8600000000001, "text": " Skite is right now."}, {"start": 2020.8600000000001, "end": 2024.22, "text": " I wonder, yeah, what toilet paper do you guys use?"}, {"start": 2024.22, "end": 2025.0600000000002, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 2025.0600000000002, "end": 2025.74, "text": " Shark, shark."}, {"start": 2025.74, "end": 2026.98, "text": " You use a bidet, Ludwig."}, {"start": 2026.98, "end": 2028.22, "text": " I don't need to hear this spiel."}, {"start": 2028.22, "end": 2029.5, "text": " Well, I use a bidet, but I do use"}, {"start": 2029.5, "end": 2031.5400000000002, "text": " Angel Soft toilet paper."}, {"start": 2031.5400000000002, "end": 2032.14, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2032.14, "end": 2032.78, "text": " You know the brand."}, {"start": 2032.78, "end": 2033.42, "text": " That's human."}, {"start": 2033.42, "end": 2034.6200000000001, "text": " Charmin."}, {"start": 2034.6200000000001, "end": 2036.3400000000001, "text": " Yeah, Charmin the one with the red teddy bear"}, {"start": 2036.3400000000001, "end": 2037.8600000000001, "text": " where they always rub their face against it?"}, {"start": 2037.8600000000001, "end": 2038.3400000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2038.3400000000001, "end": 2039.18, "text": " I think so, yeah."}, {"start": 2039.18, "end": 2040.6200000000001, "text": " That's how you guys, that one flakes,"}, {"start": 2040.6200000000001, "end": 2042.8600000000001, "text": " that one flakes into my underwear."}, {"start": 2042.8600000000001, "end": 2045.3000000000002, "text": " Marlon Mogg's six, seven."}, {"start": 2045.3000000000002, "end": 2047.66, "text": " Okay, we're gonna have to, we're gonna have to kill him."}, {"start": 2047.66, "end": 2052.06, "text": " Are you guys folding toilet paper or are you crumple?"}, {"start": 2053.86, "end": 2054.86, "text": " Folding."}, {"start": 2054.86, "end": 2055.7000000000003, "text": " Fold, fold."}, {"start": 2055.7000000000003, "end": 2057.3, "text": " I, I crumple, I crumple."}, {"start": 2057.3, "end": 2059.1800000000003, "text": " I put it into a fist in my hands."}, {"start": 2059.1800000000003, "end": 2060.1400000000003, "text": " I do like it."}, {"start": 2060.1400000000003, "end": 2060.98, "text": " I do like it too."}, {"start": 2060.98, "end": 2063.06, "text": " Yeah, I basically make a snowball"}, {"start": 2063.06, "end": 2064.54, "text": " and then wipe my ass with that."}, {"start": 2064.54, "end": 2066.34, "text": " For a few years, this is serious."}, {"start": 2066.34, "end": 2075.6400000000003, "text": " For a few years I used to fold it like four layers pretty tight, pretty long piece and I'd put one hand in front and one hand behind and almost like you would with a towel."}, {"start": 2075.6400000000003, "end": 2081.08, "text": " I would rub it like seesawing it back and forth, but that's actually fucking disgusting."}, {"start": 2081.08, "end": 2089.54, "text": " You would get double hand wipe your ass with that is absolutely foul."}, {"start": 2089.54, "end": 2090.54, "text": " There's no way you did that."}, {"start": 2090.54, "end": 2091.54, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 2091.54, "end": 2094.2400000000002, "text": " Like you're like you're like you had."}, {"start": 2094.2400000000002, "end": 2100.32, "text": " I'm not moving fast"}, {"start": 2112.84, "end": 2117.76, "text": " So it was the brown rice double brown rice black beans double chicken"}, {"start": 2119.1200000000003, "end": 2121.76, "text": " You got you got the green sauce with sour cream cheese"}, {"start": 2121.76, "end": 2129.84, "text": " And hand full lettuce. Yeah, my friend went to Chipotle last we got to do a water slide. I don't trust Chipotle no more"}, {"start": 2133.2000000000003, "end": 2136.6400000000003, "text": " It's time actually the other day I did eat Chipotle and then I woke up at 2 a.m."}, {"start": 2136.6400000000003, "end": 2141.6000000000004, "text": " And that 2 a.m. And I had one of those shits were like, you know what your feet are gripping the carpet and you're kind of like"}, {"start": 2141.6000000000004, "end": 2144.5200000000004, "text": " Hugging the walls. Mm-hmm. Yes, and it starts"}, {"start": 2144.52, "end": 2146.16, "text": " And you're like, and you're making it, you're making it."}, {"start": 2146.16, "end": 2147.0, "text": " And I was like,"}, {"start": 2149.92, "end": 2151.64, "text": " You had a, you had a full gripper."}, {"start": 2151.64, "end": 2152.48, "text": " Do you use a bidet?"}, {"start": 2152.48, "end": 2153.32, "text": " Yeah, full gripper."}, {"start": 2153.32, "end": 2154.36, "text": " Who do you want to add?"}, {"start": 2154.36, "end": 2155.92, "text": " Do you use a bidet?"}, {"start": 2155.92, "end": 2156.7599999999998, "text": " Doesn't matter."}, {"start": 2156.7599999999998, "end": 2157.6, "text": " I do not use a bidet."}, {"start": 2157.6, "end": 2158.92, "text": " I would love to invest into a bidet."}, {"start": 2158.92, "end": 2162.56, "text": " I've actually, I use toilet paper and wet wipes,"}, {"start": 2162.56, "end": 2164.52, "text": " but I have never used a bidet."}, {"start": 2164.52, "end": 2166.44, "text": " I've been always nervous that I'm going to use it wrong"}, {"start": 2166.44, "end": 2168.2, "text": " and then I'm going to like spray water,"}, {"start": 2168.2, "end": 2170.72, "text": " like onto my pants or you know,"}, {"start": 2170.72, "end": 2171.56, "text": " somewhere else."}, {"start": 2171.56, "end": 2173.56, "text": " I'm not really knowing how to function a bidet."}, {"start": 2173.56, "end": 2179.72, "text": " That's a good brother. So you've never used it today. It's like that. No, never never. They're pretty sick"}, {"start": 2180.36, "end": 2182.52, "text": " If you're ever in LA, I remember I got you"}, {"start": 2184.56, "end": 2189.36, "text": " If I if I if I'm in LA and I go a lot of I really need a poop you let me pull up and take a shit"}, {"start": 2189.36, "end": 2193.12, "text": " You can pull up you can pull to my warehouse and I have something ready for your ass instantly"}, {"start": 2193.24, "end": 2197.4, "text": " Are you in a warehouse? It's gonna be a bucket and like paper towels"}, {"start": 2198.84, "end": 2200.84, "text": " Well, I do have a broke bidet"}, {"start": 2200.84, "end": 2202.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2202.96, "end": 2207.88, "text": " Would be a broke the day wait is your bidet like an attachment bidet to a regular toilet"}, {"start": 2207.88, "end": 2211.8, "text": " Yeah, you have like a separate thing that you hover to no no attachment attachment attachment"}, {"start": 2214.1600000000003, "end": 2220.56, "text": " What is it there I room there's like bidets that are like a toilet and then right next to the toilet is a different"}, {"start": 2225.56, "end": 2227.56, "text": " We're in a lobby are we gonna go"}, {"start": 2230.84, "end": 2234.6200000000003, "text": " All right, we will we are"}, {"start": 2234.6200000000003, "end": 2240.2000000000003, "text": " this is best of one first to seven right sorry yes yes yes yes yes you're okay"}, {"start": 2240.2000000000003, "end": 2248.1200000000003, "text": " who we play around one Marlins Marlin who is Marlin is the worst player by far so"}, {"start": 2248.1200000000003, "end": 2251.84, "text": " don't worry about him going against Marlin and then Aaron's is copper so don't"}, {"start": 2251.84, "end": 2255.8, "text": " worry about him but they got the problems are spoiling in wrath spoilt"}, {"start": 2255.8, "end": 2258.92, "text": " Specifically it could actually one be five our team. How do they?"}, {"start": 2261.0, "end": 2267.0800000000004, "text": " Well, we do have we do have sky and sky will probably be able to you know, take out like half of their team in one round"}, {"start": 2267.48, "end": 2271.0800000000004, "text": " So it the big thing is like just don't die"}, {"start": 2271.6400000000003, "end": 2273.6400000000003, "text": " Like don't run into your death"}, {"start": 2273.84, "end": 2275.84, "text": " What do you want from me?"}, {"start": 2276.88, "end": 2279.44, "text": " Well, listen, do we know what map we're playing yet?"}, {"start": 2280.88, "end": 2282.88, "text": " Every I think it's Oregon every time"}, {"start": 2282.88, "end": 2291.36, "text": " I have the worst news for the lobby what the lobby's glitched"}, {"start": 2294.08, "end": 2297.7200000000003, "text": " You can try you can try one more time. Let's try one more time. Maybe you're working"}, {"start": 2300.52, "end": 2302.52, "text": " Yeah, this happens this happens my fall guys"}, {"start": 2312.88, "end": 2314.52, "text": " OK, it's fine."}, {"start": 2314.52, "end": 2315.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, it's shutting down."}, {"start": 2315.7200000000003, "end": 2316.88, "text": " Yeah, it's kind of down to 18 minutes."}, {"start": 2316.88, "end": 2319.2400000000002, "text": " OK, it's fine. Oh, yo, we're going to need to make a new lobby."}, {"start": 2319.2400000000002, "end": 2321.44, "text": " We're going to make a new lobby. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2321.44, "end": 2323.76, "text": " Oh, I will."}, {"start": 2323.76, "end": 2327.28, "text": " Where is Highbice? Highbice."}, {"start": 2327.28, "end": 2329.0, "text": " OK, I'm going to let them figure this out."}, {"start": 2329.0, "end": 2331.56, "text": " I'm going to let them figure this out right now."}, {"start": 2334.6400000000003, "end": 2335.92, "text": " I'm going to let them figure this out"}, {"start": 2335.92, "end": 2337.52, "text": " while I watch my league team play."}, {"start": 2337.52, "end": 2339.56, "text": " We need to dub so desperately, by the way,"}, {"start": 2339.56, "end": 2342.04, "text": " if we do not beat C9, it's fucking dire."}, {"start": 2343.6400000000003, "end": 2346.2000000000003, "text": " Hi Tim Joe's taking an edible"}, {"start": 2349.1600000000003, "end": 2351.1600000000003, "text": " Shout out Joe"}, {"start": 2352.2400000000002, "end": 2355.96, "text": " Is the tourney really a hundred bands I have no clue what it's for might even be pride"}, {"start": 2355.96, "end": 2358.2000000000003, "text": " I don't know. I've been lied to with Jinxi tournaments in the past"}, {"start": 2358.8, "end": 2363.1600000000003, "text": " I've been lied to I've been told they're worth thousands and then they end up being worth nothing. Oh"}, {"start": 2365.44, "end": 2370.84, "text": " So the first wipe the first wipe that is full of I mean like my I don't know about you"}, {"start": 2370.84, "end": 2374.02, "text": " My first wipe is just actually just full shit. I"}, {"start": 2375.94, "end": 2380.7400000000002, "text": " Can't dude wipe that I'll let them figure that out for a bit. I'll let them talk about their poops for a bit"}, {"start": 2381.42, "end": 2387.46, "text": " Do you see my watching a chud streak? I'm at 115 wait. What shut are you watching that many times in a row?"}, {"start": 2387.7000000000003, "end": 2390.5, "text": " I'm excited to see squeaks bookie. Yes, sir"}, {"start": 2390.5, "end": 2403.34, "text": " Our team needs to do is be fly question Sentos or win this fight right now, baby big fight for drag"}, {"start": 2404.1, "end": 2406.22, "text": " Big fight for drag right here. Oh"}, {"start": 2408.26, "end": 2410.26, "text": " God"}, {"start": 2411.58, "end": 2413.58, "text": " And we lost it"}, {"start": 2414.5, "end": 2416.5, "text": " Must fudge"}, {"start": 2417.26, "end": 2419.26, "text": " No"}, {"start": 2420.5, "end": 2432.5, "text": " As Shopify was thinking about and engaged, he altered in."}, {"start": 2432.5, "end": 2434.5, "text": " It basically synced up with the path and altered."}, {"start": 2434.5, "end": 2436.5, "text": " You can see how strong Shopify is, right?"}, {"start": 2436.5, "end": 2439.5, "text": " Sayos manages to kill Annie, they push Vulcan out of the fight,"}, {"start": 2439.5, "end": 2444.5, "text": " but then a full shield, perfectly managed Narbar Thanatos flies in,"}, {"start": 2444.5, "end": 2447.5, "text": " doesn't need his ultimate that is on cooldown earlier,"}, {"start": 2447.5, "end": 2450.5, "text": " There's no way Shopify can fight once he arrives."}, {"start": 2450.5, "end": 2452.5, "text": " And then the ultimate comes back right here"}, {"start": 2452.5, "end": 2454.5, "text": " so that he can slam fudging the wall"}, {"start": 2454.5, "end": 2456.5, "text": " and guarantee that he gets yet another kill"}, {"start": 2456.5, "end": 2458.5, "text": " on his enemy top laner."}, {"start": 2458.5, "end": 2459.5, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 2459.5, "end": 2461.5, "text": " DeMonte's face is the face of a man"}, {"start": 2461.5, "end": 2464.5, "text": " who just got TP'd on by a 3,000 gold lead NAR."}, {"start": 2464.5, "end": 2466.5, "text": " That is now a 3 and a half..."}, {"start": 2468.5, "end": 2470.5, "text": " Okay, why?"}, {"start": 2471.5, "end": 2472.5, "text": " T.E.?"}, {"start": 2472.5, "end": 2475.5, "text": " Dude, I'm starting to get the bubble guts, man."}, {"start": 2475.5, "end": 2481.94, "text": " We had bubble guts like for the past hour, bro. So sorry is it under is it an underscore? Nope dash"}, {"start": 2483.22, "end": 2485.22, "text": " Dash like a minus"}, {"start": 2487.02, "end": 2489.96, "text": " Okay, just got who's hosted a lot of ice"}, {"start": 2491.74, "end": 2496.94, "text": " Yeah, no, yeah, I don't think I'm gonna invite us to like a lobby right like one of us"}, {"start": 2496.94, "end": 2500.0, "text": " I think we have to invite him on see ourselves. He said"}, {"start": 2500.0, "end": 2503.92, "text": " Yeah, but yeah, but one of us needs to get in the lobby for"}, {"start": 2505.2, "end": 2511.56, "text": " Exactly exactly then we'll turn it off. I'm Joe you're you're you're IGL you're you're you're the one that"}, {"start": 2512.92, "end": 2516.8, "text": " I'm team a team captain and IGL are two different two different things"}, {"start": 2519.24, "end": 2521.68, "text": " Guys, we're just waiting for invite. Do you know who's gonna invite us?"}, {"start": 2523.32, "end": 2527.08, "text": " Who do you have I think Joe is Joe's gonna Joe's"}, {"start": 2527.08, "end": 2530.08, "text": " Sky, who do you have added?"}, {"start": 2530.08, "end": 2532.08, "text": " Who do I have added?"}, {"start": 2532.08, "end": 2534.08, "text": " Who do I have added?"}, {"start": 2534.08, "end": 2537.08, "text": " I have added. Yeah, I think that's why I have added."}, {"start": 2537.08, "end": 2539.08, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 2541.08, "end": 2543.08, "text": " I hope that's why I haven't added."}, {"start": 2543.08, "end": 2545.08, "text": " You should have added."}, {"start": 2548.08, "end": 2550.08, "text": " Alright, um,"}, {"start": 2550.08, "end": 2552.08, "text": " I'm going to invite you."}, {"start": 2552.08, "end": 2558.24, "text": " Supposedly supposedly supposedly supposedly yeah, then I'll fight squishy"}, {"start": 2558.24, "end": 2560.24, "text": " Squishy cold friends"}, {"start": 2561.52, "end": 2563.52, "text": " What's up? You call on C9?"}, {"start": 2564.52, "end": 2566.52, "text": " Before yet anymore. Yeah for like three years"}, {"start": 2567.4, "end": 2569.4, "text": " half year"}, {"start": 2569.4, "end": 2571.24, "text": " So you don't own it anymore?"}, {"start": 2571.24, "end": 2573.24, "text": " No, I left like"}, {"start": 2573.7599999999998, "end": 2575.7599999999998, "text": " No, formal to okay, okay"}, {"start": 2576.3199999999997, "end": 2580.96, "text": " Okay, did you give me financial advice? Yeah, I can give you financial advice. I"}, {"start": 2580.96, "end": 2588.84, "text": " I would say Lakers right now to win the NBA championship is about 20 to 1 maybe 18 to 1 probably go on like that"}, {"start": 2589.16, "end": 2591.68, "text": " I like that. I like that. I don't know about all that"}, {"start": 2592.0, "end": 2597.44, "text": " Like put all of my money into that. I would say you should leverage. So do you know what leverages?"}, {"start": 2598.64, "end": 2602.52, "text": " Yes, yeah, right you should like put an asset you have"}, {"start": 2603.12, "end": 2609.7200000000003, "text": " Up for collateral and and go into debt to make the bet like our car like yeah, no your house"}, {"start": 2609.7200000000003, "end": 2615.26, "text": " Yeah, our house jewelry. There's a lot of different avenues here, but like oh like my chain"}, {"start": 2615.7200000000003, "end": 2619.28, "text": " That's a really good example. Yeah, yeah bring you here. He got a chain. Yeah"}, {"start": 2619.84, "end": 2622.5600000000004, "text": " Yeah, not as good as your chain sketch. I've seen your"}, {"start": 2623.84, "end": 2626.38, "text": " Chains chains are sick. You focus chains"}, {"start": 2627.32, "end": 2633.0600000000004, "text": " Yeah, yeah, wait, so who's adding who sorry wait sky. I added you I don't see you"}, {"start": 2633.06, "end": 2634.98, "text": " Are you sure you added me?"}, {"start": 2634.98, "end": 2636.22, "text": " That's what I see."}, {"start": 2636.22, "end": 2638.14, "text": " I'm sure I added."}, {"start": 2638.14, "end": 2642.18, "text": " I added SKYTE-DASH."}, {"start": 2642.18, "end": 2644.62, "text": " And it was a go at the hood, right?"}, {"start": 2644.62, "end": 2645.74, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2645.74, "end": 2648.18, "text": " Now, somebody with glasses and like a beret,"}, {"start": 2648.18, "end": 2650.2599999999998, "text": " and they're looking at the screen like this."}, {"start": 2650.2599999999998, "end": 2651.2999999999997, "text": " That might not be me."}, {"start": 2651.2999999999997, "end": 2652.22, "text": " That might not be me."}, {"start": 2652.22, "end": 2655.5, "text": " Look at general, that's the one you add."}, {"start": 2655.5, "end": 2658.82, "text": " Are you an underscore guy, not a dash guy?"}, {"start": 2658.82, "end": 2660.66, "text": " What the fuck is the difference?"}, {"start": 2660.66, "end": 2661.7799999999997, "text": " One's higher than yours."}, {"start": 2661.78, "end": 2674.5800000000004, "text": " Yeah, I added you then. Yeah, it is Joe. Joe. I've not seen it. I just add Joe Barton and it'll add"}, {"start": 2674.5800000000004, "end": 2680.5800000000004, "text": " Did you see me? You see me pop up? You just add me. Joe Barton. Oh, Joe Barton. Got it. Got it. Got it."}, {"start": 2680.5800000000004, "end": 2687.1400000000003, "text": " Okay sketch. What's your thing? Hooray! It's sketch real. Oh, the sketch real. Okay, I'm gonna"}, {"start": 2687.14, "end": 2688.08, "text": " I'm gonna search you up right now."}, {"start": 2688.08, "end": 2688.92, "text": " Hold on, this fucking..."}, {"start": 2688.92, "end": 2690.08, "text": " I sent you an Inglis!"}, {"start": 2690.08, "end": 2691.08, "text": " Love it as a nine kill."}, {"start": 2691.08, "end": 2693.08, "text": " Yeah, Brani's playing in this."}, {"start": 2693.08, "end": 2694.2799999999997, "text": " Well, they're gonna be done there game"}, {"start": 2694.2799999999997, "end": 2695.5, "text": " before we even start ours."}, {"start": 2695.5, "end": 2696.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2696.0, "end": 2697.16, "text": " I just want you to know,"}, {"start": 2697.16, "end": 2699.16, "text": " this is all a part of the plan."}, {"start": 2699.16, "end": 2700.16, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 2700.16, "end": 2703.7599999999998, "text": " We got back to back games, baby."}, {"start": 2703.7599999999998, "end": 2705.7599999999998, "text": " We got back to back games."}, {"start": 2705.7599999999998, "end": 2707.7599999999998, "text": " That's true, then we won't have to wait on that."}, {"start": 2707.7599999999998, "end": 2709.16, "text": " Skydive, do you have Ludwig Ogren?"}, {"start": 2709.16, "end": 2710.6, "text": " No spaces?"}, {"start": 2710.6, "end": 2711.52, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 2711.52, "end": 2713.16, "text": " Out of Joe, out of Sketch."}, {"start": 2713.16, "end": 2714.2599999999998, "text": " Okay, okay, would you say,"}, {"start": 2714.2599999999998, "end": 2715.4, "text": " would you say, no spaces, what?"}, {"start": 2715.4, "end": 2716.4, "text": " Ludwig Ogren?"}, {"start": 2717.14, "end": 2719.14, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 2719.48, "end": 2725.7, "text": " It's about that shit. I say you so you invited you and you added me, but what so like what now you are you?"}, {"start": 2726.58, "end": 2732.64, "text": " Yeah, listen once we get I got it. I'm gonna copy stuff once I get invited. I can I can literally invite all you guys"}, {"start": 2733.72, "end": 2735.64, "text": " Check bits there 300 bits"}, {"start": 2737.96, "end": 2742.44, "text": " Whenever that is why hasn't invited me sorry, I don't look at anything under $50"}, {"start": 2748.14, "end": 2750.14, "text": " Blow it off smooth I guess"}, {"start": 2751.46, "end": 2753.46, "text": " I'm a big streamer"}, {"start": 2754.1, "end": 2758.8599999999997, "text": " Also, and your message doesn't make any sense just to be clear you you wrote any words for sport"}, {"start": 2759.8599999999997, "end": 2763.7999999999997, "text": " I don't know what you mean by a spell. I don't you mean by any words for sport"}, {"start": 2763.8199999999997, "end": 2769.7799999999997, "text": " You are the equivalent of a journalist who hasn't done the research going up to when be saying"}, {"start": 2770.06, "end": 2774.62, "text": " What do you think about LeBron James? It is a nothing burger of a question"}, {"start": 2774.62, "end": 2775.62, "text": " You are here."}, {"start": 2775.62, "end": 2780.7, "text": " You've got a bad job instigating ultimately you've wasted $3 today."}, {"start": 2780.7, "end": 2781.7, "text": " I'll tell you that."}, {"start": 2781.7, "end": 2784.7, "text": " Dude, if I was high-vives, I think I would have had a heart attack from high-vives."}, {"start": 2784.7, "end": 2788.8599999999997, "text": " Hopefully that's a little something for you to take home."}, {"start": 2788.8599999999997, "end": 2790.06, "text": " High-vives knows me, bro."}, {"start": 2790.06, "end": 2791.06, "text": " He's good, bro."}, {"start": 2791.06, "end": 2792.9, "text": " And in the future, I'd use your $3 balance."}, {"start": 2792.9, "end": 2796.1, "text": " Specifically, there's an 18-to-one net you can make right now on the leakers."}, {"start": 2796.1, "end": 2797.1, "text": " I think that's how you spell it, bro."}, {"start": 2797.1, "end": 2798.1, "text": " It's not popping up."}, {"start": 2798.1, "end": 2800.22, "text": " I promise you that's how I spell my name, bro."}, {"start": 2800.2200000000003, "end": 2814.34, "text": " What is your user name what do we got her no spaces what we are grin I added you had"}, {"start": 2814.34, "end": 2820.6200000000003, "text": " me Joe dot bar and I'll you okay good good good how do we get in the fucking lobby I"}, {"start": 2820.6200000000003, "end": 2828.2200000000003, "text": " already registered for the siege cup we got 53 minutes if you guys want to join know what"}, {"start": 2828.2200000000003, "end": 2835.2200000000003, "text": " I'm joining now. I just got the invite. Perfect. Perfect. I'm gonna invite everybody now."}, {"start": 2835.2200000000003, "end": 2840.2200000000003, "text": " We're running smooth. We're running smooth. Don't worry."}, {"start": 2840.2200000000003, "end": 2842.2200000000003, "text": " Yo, I'm fine."}, {"start": 2842.2200000000003, "end": 2849.2200000000003, "text": " I'm pretty sure. What was happening to Monday Mike's game? Was he getting errors or no?"}, {"start": 2849.2200000000003, "end": 2850.2200000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2850.2200000000003, "end": 2851.2200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2851.2200000000003, "end": 2853.2200000000003, "text": " There's some weird shit going on."}, {"start": 2853.2200000000003, "end": 2855.2200000000003, "text": " Are we the only ones fucking this thing up right now?"}, {"start": 2855.2200000000003, "end": 2857.2200000000003, "text": " You still can't join?"}, {"start": 2857.2200000000003, "end": 2858.42, "text": " There's an error."}, {"start": 2858.42, "end": 2859.26, "text": " Wait, I'm trying to join again."}, {"start": 2859.26, "end": 2860.1000000000004, "text": " Second, second."}, {"start": 2860.1000000000004, "end": 2862.0600000000004, "text": " So everybody else can join, but you can't?"}, {"start": 2862.0600000000004, "end": 2863.3, "text": " Yeah, second try."}, {"start": 2863.3, "end": 2864.5800000000004, "text": " And he also had to take it."}, {"start": 2864.5800000000004, "end": 2866.1800000000003, "text": " Fuck, should I hit up Andy or what?"}, {"start": 2868.7400000000002, "end": 2869.5800000000004, "text": " It's the game."}, {"start": 2870.6600000000003, "end": 2872.86, "text": " Aw, maybe I should hit up Andy."}, {"start": 2872.86, "end": 2874.34, "text": " Did you restart your game?"}, {"start": 2874.34, "end": 2875.5000000000005, "text": " Listen, listen, listen."}, {"start": 2875.5000000000005, "end": 2878.5800000000004, "text": " One of you guys, yeah, I'm gonna restart now."}, {"start": 2878.5800000000004, "end": 2879.9800000000005, "text": " What do you guys add, Spoi?"}, {"start": 2879.9800000000005, "end": 2882.7400000000002, "text": " And you guys will get in the lobby first."}, {"start": 2882.7400000000002, "end": 2884.26, "text": " What, have a fuck two weeks?"}, {"start": 2884.26, "end": 2887.48, "text": " Squishy, Squishy type your, um,"}, {"start": 2888.0400000000004, "end": 2890.26, "text": " February Ubisoft in gen."}, {"start": 2891.76, "end": 2892.88, "text": " That's my, my game's loading now."}, {"start": 2892.88, "end": 2894.88, "text": " My game is a resetting right now."}, {"start": 2894.92, "end": 2897.6400000000003, "text": " CS LAN starts tomorrow at 11 a.m."}, {"start": 2897.8, "end": 2899.28, "text": " Pacific or two weeks."}, {"start": 2899.28, "end": 2899.5600000000004, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2899.5600000000004, "end": 2900.1200000000003, "text": " Caps matter."}, {"start": 2900.1200000000003, "end": 2901.0200000000004, "text": " A cap has happened."}, {"start": 2901.0200000000004, "end": 2903.5600000000004, "text": " How long does it take to start a lobby with streamers?"}, {"start": 2904.28, "end": 2905.0800000000004, "text": " How long has it been?"}, {"start": 2905.0800000000004, "end": 2906.36, "text": " I like what?"}, {"start": 2906.36, "end": 2907.28, "text": " Forty nine minutes."}, {"start": 2907.28, "end": 2908.6200000000003, "text": " Forty nine minutes."}, {"start": 2908.6200000000003, "end": 2909.0, "text": " What do you need?"}, {"start": 2909.0, "end": 2909.76, "text": " Random six seasons."}, {"start": 2909.76, "end": 2910.46, "text": " The best game ever made."}, {"start": 2910.46, "end": 2912.0800000000004, "text": " Forty nine minutes is so long."}, {"start": 2912.08, "end": 2925.96, "text": " I can't believe Ludwig got paid a Camry to fucking watch us fly all the way to fucking Georgia"}, {"start": 2925.96, "end": 2928.96, "text": " and uh..."}, {"start": 2928.96, "end": 2933.4, "text": " to be fair I watched I'm like a better reactor like you're a great game"}, {"start": 2933.4, "end": 2938.72, "text": " okay buddy my entire channel my entire channel I don't know"}, {"start": 2938.7200000000003, "end": 2943.0000000000005, "text": " Those who can react, those who can't gain, you know?"}, {"start": 2943.0000000000005, "end": 2945.46, "text": " That's the true art form of Twitch is reacting."}, {"start": 2946.6000000000004, "end": 2948.2000000000003, "text": " Yeah, the true art form of Twitch is reacting,"}, {"start": 2948.2000000000003, "end": 2951.0000000000005, "text": " I think you're more of a OG reactor, you know?"}, {"start": 2951.0000000000005, "end": 2954.0400000000004, "text": " Maybe you're a Rido and then go, good point."}, {"start": 2954.0400000000004, "end": 2954.88, "text": " Fun, especially."}, {"start": 2954.88, "end": 2958.0400000000004, "text": " I'll pause, you know, yap for 10 minutes."}, {"start": 2958.0400000000004, "end": 2961.5800000000004, "text": " Yeah, this reminds me of when Socrates"}, {"start": 2961.5800000000004, "end": 2963.76, "text": " accepted his punishment."}, {"start": 2964.8, "end": 2966.1600000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2966.1600000000003, "end": 2968.1600000000003, "text": " What, and willingly killed himself?"}, {"start": 2968.16, "end": 2970.96, "text": " He could have escaped, but he didn't."}, {"start": 2970.96, "end": 2972.06, "text": " Yes, he could have laughed."}, {"start": 2972.06, "end": 2975.16, "text": " And Leonardo da Vinci had a boy lover."}, {"start": 2975.16, "end": 2978.7599999999998, "text": " What the fuck does that have to do with what the hell we're talking about?"}, {"start": 2978.7599999999998, "end": 2980.66, "text": " So I can't bring up that I know a little philosophy too."}, {"start": 2980.66, "end": 2982.3599999999997, "text": " All of a sudden, another white boy enters the arena."}, {"start": 2982.3599999999997, "end": 2984.56, "text": " You get angry at him?"}, {"start": 2984.56, "end": 2985.3599999999997, "text": " That is true."}, {"start": 2985.3599999999997, "end": 2986.7599999999998, "text": " Joe Park doesn't like white people."}, {"start": 2986.7599999999998, "end": 2989.96, "text": " You said as soon as a white boy enters the arena, if I'm being honest,"}, {"start": 2989.96, "end": 2994.3599999999997, "text": " I think most people that I've ever seen get a philosophy degree happen to"}, {"start": 2994.3599999999997, "end": 2995.46, "text": " also just be."}, {"start": 2995.46, "end": 2997.16, "text": " Sky, are you in the game?"}, {"start": 2997.16, "end": 3001.0, "text": " Yeah, that makes sense I would believe that's why it's not that's"}, {"start": 3005.12, "end": 3007.12, "text": " Degree"}, {"start": 3007.8399999999997, "end": 3011.96, "text": " Give us give us that girl the the one that's really sick then over three girl"}, {"start": 3014.56, "end": 3016.56, "text": " What what is the name?"}, {"start": 3018.04, "end": 3020.04, "text": " Andy I feel like"}, {"start": 3021.2, "end": 3023.2, "text": " That's the dude"}, {"start": 3023.2000000000003, "end": 3038.2000000000003, "text": " I didn't know. Hold up. Hold up. Let me correct myself. I was not saying it's white people behavior to get a degree. I was saying in philosophy. I think if you break down by demographic, white bro. I'm thinking of white bro philosophy finance psych one on one."}, {"start": 3041.2000000000003, "end": 3042.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, I think it's a big three."}, {"start": 3044.2000000000003, "end": 3045.2000000000003, "text": " If you look at the demos."}, {"start": 3045.2000000000003, "end": 3049.4, "text": " Look at the demos get ambi."}, {"start": 3049.44, "end": 3050.6800000000003, "text": " I can't get ambi, bro."}, {"start": 3050.6800000000003, "end": 3052.8, "text": " It's against the fucking rules of the events."}, {"start": 3056.42, "end": 3057.44, "text": " Dig the hole deeper."}, {"start": 3057.4600000000005, "end": 3059.82, "text": " You spelled whole wrong, so you just didn't get a degree."}, {"start": 3060.1200000000003, "end": 3060.6000000000004, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3060.6800000000003, "end": 3061.1600000000003, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3061.9600000000005, "end": 3064.6000000000004, "text": " So I don't even feel like you need to weigh in on this conversation."}, {"start": 3065.0800000000004, "end": 3067.2000000000003, "text": " Cause I don't think you would have an opinion of your own."}, {"start": 3068.0400000000004, "end": 3069.88, "text": " Oh, what Joe, what's your, what's your UBs?"}, {"start": 3069.88, "end": 3070.84, "text": " I guess they're adding about it."}, {"start": 3070.84, "end": 3071.2000000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3072.44, "end": 3073.32, "text": " Uh, Joe, not part."}, {"start": 3073.32, "end": 3078.36, "text": " So, guys, what it did was, bro, it literally signed me out of my fucking account when I"}, {"start": 3078.36, "end": 3079.56, "text": " tried to restart my game."}, {"start": 3079.56, "end": 3080.56, "text": " What is yours, squishy?"}, {"start": 3080.56, "end": 3081.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3081.56, "end": 3082.56, "text": " Then let me add you."}, {"start": 3082.56, "end": 3083.56, "text": " It's just squishing up."}, {"start": 3083.56, "end": 3084.56, "text": " Just squishing up things."}, {"start": 3084.56, "end": 3088.32, "text": " All I have to do is restart my game and it's muffins with an S or Z ZZZ."}, {"start": 3088.32, "end": 3089.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3089.32, "end": 3091.32, "text": " Added you."}, {"start": 3091.32, "end": 3092.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3092.32, "end": 3093.32, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 3093.32, "end": 3094.32, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 3094.32, "end": 3095.32, "text": " Joe has a melee man."}, {"start": 3095.32, "end": 3096.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3096.32, "end": 3097.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3097.32, "end": 3098.32, "text": " Let's try."}, {"start": 3098.32, "end": 3099.32, "text": " At Feinberg."}, {"start": 3099.32, "end": 3100.32, "text": " He got rolled."}, {"start": 3100.32, "end": 3101.32, "text": " Guys."}, {"start": 3101.32, "end": 3103.76, "text": " Guys, Feinberg slandered is not a test of time."}, {"start": 3103.76, "end": 3105.6400000000003, "text": " Mine is the sketch reel."}, {"start": 3105.6400000000003, "end": 3108.0800000000004, "text": " The sketch reel."}, {"start": 3108.0800000000004, "end": 3109.96, "text": " I might be the number one Feinberg here,"}, {"start": 3109.96, "end": 3113.56, "text": " but I don't parade upon his failures"}, {"start": 3113.56, "end": 3115.2400000000002, "text": " unless I watch it live."}, {"start": 3115.2400000000002, "end": 3117.1200000000003, "text": " And friends, friend requests."}, {"start": 3117.1200000000003, "end": 3118.84, "text": " What's your, what's yours?"}, {"start": 3118.84, "end": 3120.88, "text": " It's just a switching offense, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 3120.88, "end": 3123.88, "text": " OK, got it."}, {"start": 3123.88, "end": 3125.88, "text": " OK, invited."}, {"start": 3125.88, "end": 3129.76, "text": " Um, plus, Ludwig, Ludwig, what's yours?"}, {"start": 3129.76, "end": 3131.2000000000003, "text": " Ludwig's face, Ludwig Ogren."}, {"start": 3131.2000000000003, "end": 3132.6400000000003, "text": " It's in chat."}, {"start": 3132.6400000000003, "end": 3133.4800000000005, "text": " It's in Jen."}, {"start": 3137.6800000000003, "end": 3138.9600000000005, "text": " Yes, it is my legal name."}, {"start": 3138.9600000000005, "end": 3140.44, "text": " Yes, my grandparents are cousins."}, {"start": 3140.44, "end": 3142.4800000000005, "text": " Please no more questions."}, {"start": 3142.4800000000005, "end": 3143.4800000000005, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 3143.4800000000005, "end": 3144.32, "text": " How did you?"}, {"start": 3146.84, "end": 3148.88, "text": " That is bokeh and grats to you."}, {"start": 3148.88, "end": 3149.7200000000003, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 3157.4, "end": 3158.84, "text": " We are making them wait."}, {"start": 3158.84, "end": 3160.0800000000004, "text": " We are throwing them off."}, {"start": 3160.0800000000004, "end": 3160.92, "text": " Yeah, I like that."}, {"start": 3160.92, "end": 3164.12, "text": " As I promised you a seven over the truth"}, {"start": 3168.8, "end": 3171.64, "text": " I got a Max as the worry we're just"}, {"start": 3178.48, "end": 3180.48, "text": " I can't watch my own shit right now"}, {"start": 3181.04, "end": 3183.04, "text": " Second nine Burger King ads"}, {"start": 3183.6800000000003, "end": 3185.6800000000003, "text": " I don't mean"}, {"start": 3186.88, "end": 3188.88, "text": " Are you coming in and like yeah"}, {"start": 3188.88, "end": 3192.4, "text": " I'm going to break this fucking thing."}, {"start": 3192.4, "end": 3193.4, "text": " Type 4 is your horny?"}, {"start": 3193.4, "end": 3195.6, "text": " Y'all think I got time to go to the store or what?"}, {"start": 3195.6, "end": 3198.0, "text": " So this guy, you still going to join?"}, {"start": 3198.0, "end": 3201.08, "text": " Liza, you want me to be honest with you, bro?"}, {"start": 3201.08, "end": 3203.44, "text": " Get in someone in this fucking game!"}, {"start": 3203.44, "end": 3204.44, "text": " Your..."}, {"start": 3204.44, "end": 3205.44, "text": " Bro, my fault."}, {"start": 3205.44, "end": 3209.44, "text": " Get in type 4 of your horny and get someone in this game."}, {"start": 3209.44, "end": 3211.88, "text": " Liza, I need my phone to turn off."}, {"start": 3211.88, "end": 3212.88, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 3212.88, "end": 3213.88, "text": " No, it's okay."}, {"start": 3213.88, "end": 3217.88, "text": " Bro, I'm bad at this for a place here, I'm badass."}, {"start": 3217.88, "end": 3219.88, "text": " Yo, yo"}, {"start": 3221.1600000000003, "end": 3226.7200000000003, "text": " Give me like two minutes boy get asked like two too many but yeah, but sky you can't just hold up the whole tournament"}, {"start": 3227.7200000000003, "end": 3230.96, "text": " attentional, this is not attentional supplies. This was you can you"}, {"start": 3232.12, "end": 3235.0, "text": " You were late, and then you took a shit and now you can't"}, {"start": 3235.48, "end": 3239.4, "text": " Alright, that was an accident me getting a connection error is not my fault"}, {"start": 3239.4, "end": 3243.4, "text": " You're a champion! How the fuck does this happen?"}, {"start": 3243.4, "end": 3245.4, "text": " This is movie talk, bro!"}, {"start": 3245.4, "end": 3248.4, "text": " You've gotta be fucking serious right now!"}, {"start": 3248.4, "end": 3250.4, "text": " You're fucking in my feet!"}, {"start": 3250.4, "end": 3252.4, "text": " You are supposed to be our golden child!"}, {"start": 3252.4, "end": 3253.4, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 3253.4, "end": 3256.4, "text": " And you literally shit your pants!"}, {"start": 3256.4, "end": 3258.4, "text": " Bro, I literally got the invite."}, {"start": 3258.4, "end": 3259.4, "text": " I understand!"}, {"start": 3259.4, "end": 3261.4, "text": " So, can you join or not?"}, {"start": 3261.4, "end": 3262.4, "text": " I'm about to answer."}, {"start": 3262.4, "end": 3264.4, "text": " Can you join or not?"}, {"start": 3264.4, "end": 3267.4, "text": " Click the join button. If you cannot join, I'm going to kick you and replace you."}, {"start": 3267.4, "end": 3274.64, "text": " Oh have eyes he's a pathological liar give us a best I need a cold vibe. I need a cold and that's all I'm waiting for"}, {"start": 3274.64, "end": 3276.64, "text": " Bros the cold"}, {"start": 3276.64, "end": 3278.64, "text": " All right, yo"}, {"start": 3279.4, "end": 3283.48, "text": " Sky why can't you go bro my fucking phone's dead? I bro listen? I try to"}, {"start": 3285.32, "end": 3289.4, "text": " Listen listen listen my phone's about to run on there's no way to turn on it in the next 30 seconds"}, {"start": 3289.92, "end": 3296.54, "text": " Literally, I I'm restarting my games. It logs me out completely and I need my two-factor authentication. That's a and it's"}, {"start": 3297.4, "end": 3298.76, "text": " I'm overstimulated."}, {"start": 3298.76, "end": 3300.98, "text": " I'm overstimulated."}, {"start": 3300.98, "end": 3304.48, "text": " If you're overstimulated, uh, that's the same toy."}, {"start": 3304.48, "end": 3305.44, "text": " Do you have a sim toy?"}, {"start": 3305.44, "end": 3306.2400000000002, "text": " I have two minutes, bro."}, {"start": 3306.2400000000002, "end": 3307.44, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'll turn on like right now."}, {"start": 3307.44, "end": 3309.32, "text": " I do, but it's in my closet and it vibrates."}, {"start": 3309.32, "end": 3310.8, "text": " Father, don't weigh my fucking phone."}, {"start": 3310.8, "end": 3311.8, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3311.8, "end": 3312.8, "text": " I'm gonna do that."}, {"start": 3312.8, "end": 3313.8, "text": " Just kidding."}, {"start": 3317.8, "end": 3318.8, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 3318.8, "end": 3319.8, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 3319.8, "end": 3323.88, "text": " Dude, he's getting his shit yelled at."}, {"start": 3323.88, "end": 3325.36, "text": " He's getting yelled at."}, {"start": 3325.36, "end": 3326.36, "text": " 20 seconds."}, {"start": 3326.36, "end": 3329.36, "text": " 20 seconds. There's no way to turn on the bell."}, {"start": 3329.36, "end": 3331.36, "text": " Bro, Scott, alright."}, {"start": 3331.36, "end": 3333.36, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 3333.36, "end": 3336.36, "text": " So we can't, we can't, we just can't happen."}, {"start": 3336.36, "end": 3339.36, "text": " Have I, someone asked for, have I been saying what?"}, {"start": 3339.36, "end": 3342.36, "text": " Um, I know, I know, I know, I know."}, {"start": 3342.36, "end": 3344.36, "text": " I don't know where."}, {"start": 3344.36, "end": 3345.36, "text": " This is the stupidest shit I've ever done."}, {"start": 3345.36, "end": 3347.36, "text": " It's funny because sketch wants to know."}, {"start": 3347.36, "end": 3351.36, "text": " So now, this shit's been on the fucking charger for two fucking minutes and it's not turning on."}, {"start": 3351.36, "end": 3354.36, "text": " Alright, I'm just gonna ban them and get somebody else."}, {"start": 3354.36, "end": 3357.06, "text": " You guys agreed on Skittles, right? That's fine. I"}, {"start": 3357.88, "end": 3363.4, "text": " Know the coach didn't happen. That's pretty good. He's available. Yeah, I just banned them from the server. I'm just gonna get Skittles"}, {"start": 3365.28, "end": 3367.28, "text": " The Skittles like same level"}, {"start": 3367.44, "end": 3371.26, "text": " Yeah, yeah, that's fine. You know, you know Skittles Joe"}, {"start": 3372.56, "end": 3376.92, "text": " No, I just deafened though because I was I told my channel's like it's witnessing an execution"}, {"start": 3376.92, "end": 3379.2000000000003, "text": " I can't I can't be here to watch Skykit kicked. Oh"}, {"start": 3380.08, "end": 3382.48, "text": " My gosh, it's like he's literally shit"}, {"start": 3382.48, "end": 3390.34, "text": " So he's our he's our champion dude. He just no, I don't know should himself crazy showed up late got banned. What a fucking day"}, {"start": 3391.72, "end": 3398.76, "text": " Okay, I feel like you you are kind of new to jinks attorneys. This happens every single time really oh"}, {"start": 3399.56, "end": 3403.82, "text": " With somebody when we're on the rocket we turn in it and when we were the rocket we turnie"}, {"start": 3404.4, "end": 3407.72, "text": " XQC showed up three hours late, but they got a"}, {"start": 3408.96, "end": 3410.96, "text": " Back in if that was my"}, {"start": 3412.48, "end": 3416.84, "text": " Viewers he gets to stay in the tournament because X got to go. That is true"}, {"start": 3417.96, "end": 3421.84, "text": " X got to stay in the turn of play and then got subbed back. Yeah, exactly"}, {"start": 3421.84, "end": 3424.04, "text": " They already subbed him out and then he got to sub back in"}, {"start": 3425.12, "end": 3431.08, "text": " Mm-hmm. This guy what got bit weighty. Oh my god. We waited we waited for probably like two"}, {"start": 3431.28, "end": 3436.12, "text": " It was a crazy amount of time to wait and then you beat him and then he said it was cheating because you were down a player"}, {"start": 3436.12, "end": 3437.2400000000002, "text": " That was a crazy saga"}, {"start": 3437.2400000000002, "end": 3442.94, "text": " Well, I beat him 1v2 and then he told me to bet him a quarter million dollars and I was like, I'm just not doing"}, {"start": 3445.2400000000002, "end": 3447.2400000000002, "text": " Can you"}, {"start": 3452.88, "end": 3457.32, "text": " I'm ready to go bro. Let's do this. Let's fucking go. He's ready. What happened to sky"}, {"start": 3457.48, "end": 3461.6000000000004, "text": " He unfortunately didn't have enough clout and he was not punctual enough to the event"}, {"start": 3462.1600000000003, "end": 3466.1600000000003, "text": " It is just the most honest recounting of what happened"}, {"start": 3466.16, "end": 3478.16, "text": " Had he more motion, they might have held the tournament up a little longer, but he held it up about an hour, which, to be fair, is quite a long time."}, {"start": 3478.16, "end": 3486.16, "text": " And then eventually, the admins called it. They kicked them. And so we got Skittles now, who is our new pro. Shout out Skittles."}, {"start": 3486.16, "end": 3489.16, "text": " Do a basic band was Ben Mira step purple up to the left"}, {"start": 3489.7599999999998, "end": 3492.48, "text": " It's like that. Oh, I did call me all day in this one person"}, {"start": 3493.16, "end": 3495.16, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 3495.56, "end": 3502.16, "text": " There is majority up. Okay. Oh, how experienced are you guys with see like what what is your level like I'm still one to ten"}, {"start": 3503.16, "end": 3508.72, "text": " Seven I play a lot of custom games with jinksie though. I organs the one map. I like know I'm level one"}, {"start": 3509.7999999999997, "end": 3512.46, "text": " Okay, I have like a hundred dollars. Okay"}, {"start": 3513.24, "end": 3515.24, "text": " You sketched"}, {"start": 3515.2400000000002, "end": 3517.2400000000002, "text": " Um, I am"}, {"start": 3518.0000000000005, "end": 3523.38, "text": " You know, I just I'm a great player and I consider my eyes like a four-fifth. Wait, okay"}, {"start": 3523.38, "end": 3526.6000000000004, "text": " I'll tell him think oh or oh they band-a's or like, you know"}, {"start": 3526.6000000000004, "end": 3530.8, "text": " It's starting to work. So skills like everyone has a champ like every team is a champ and everyone else is kind of like"}, {"start": 3531.36, "end": 3533.36, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3533.36, "end": 3537.96, "text": " I'll I'll I'll actually tell you guys I'll keep it pretty basic though. So I won't be I won't be giving like crazy"}, {"start": 3537.96, "end": 3539.96, "text": " Calls or anything"}, {"start": 3540.1600000000003, "end": 3543.32, "text": " Wait, you gotta love me you gotta pick someone did you just let it go?"}, {"start": 3543.32, "end": 3550.32, "text": " We won't know the call so I'll just ping him, so Pings will be the best way for the call."}, {"start": 3550.32, "end": 3554.32, "text": " Wait is it not a controller game? Is it a keyboard and mouse game?"}, {"start": 3554.32, "end": 3558.32, "text": " Oh no, you have to touch the game."}, {"start": 3558.32, "end": 3561.32, "text": " Is this the first time playing it?"}, {"start": 3561.32, "end": 3564.32, "text": " Is this the first time playing it?"}, {"start": 3564.32, "end": 3567.32, "text": " Yeah, this is the first time playing it in a lobby."}, {"start": 3567.32, "end": 3569.98, "text": " Yeah, I'm not playing right now though. I don't think I'm in upstairs."}, {"start": 3569.98, "end": 3571.32, "text": " Upstairs, straight scare."}, {"start": 3571.32, "end": 3573.32, "text": " They're upstairs."}, {"start": 3573.32, "end": 3575.32, "text": " This is drum phase, drum phase."}, {"start": 3575.32, "end": 3577.32, "text": " We gotta communicate."}, {"start": 3577.32, "end": 3579.32, "text": " Okay, we gotta communicate together."}, {"start": 3579.32, "end": 3581.32, "text": " Why not get a drum phase?"}, {"start": 3581.32, "end": 3583.32, "text": " Should I use keyboard mouse?"}, {"start": 3583.32, "end": 3585.32, "text": " I can use keyboard mouse."}, {"start": 3585.32, "end": 3587.32, "text": " I'm gonna run Twitch."}, {"start": 3587.32, "end": 3589.32, "text": " You guys just run whatever you guys wanna run, okay?"}, {"start": 3589.32, "end": 3591.32, "text": " It's fine. They only have one or two good players."}, {"start": 3591.32, "end": 3593.32, "text": " Right now, just focus on callouts and just like pings."}, {"start": 3593.32, "end": 3595.32, "text": " That's all it is."}, {"start": 3595.32, "end": 3599.32, "text": " It's all it is breaking out wall by just keep it super simple. They're up top. They're up top"}, {"start": 3601.92, "end": 3606.0, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, you guys can go with somebody go with somebody"}, {"start": 3607.56, "end": 3610.32, "text": " What's it? What's that? What do you mean exact?"}, {"start": 3610.84, "end": 3614.92, "text": " Like go with someone like just like tag team tag team that way you can trade"}, {"start": 3616.0, "end": 3621.7400000000002, "text": " Like double up like buddies this double up double up. I'm double up. You don't happen. Yeah"}, {"start": 3625.32, "end": 3628.2400000000002, "text": " So put pressure on that that big window west side"}, {"start": 3634.48, "end": 3636.48, "text": " One back right corner"}, {"start": 3636.52, "end": 3639.26, "text": " Yeah, that's the one yes, uh, yes, you four out easy"}, {"start": 3639.26, "end": 3642.32, "text": " I'm think uh, tell me if you need to heal"}, {"start": 3644.1200000000003, "end": 3648.76, "text": " I'm gonna be working the opposite side. You guys keep putting pressure over there. Okay, wherever you guys are. I keep doing that"}, {"start": 3655.32, "end": 3657.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3661.28, "end": 3664.0800000000004, "text": " So when you guys hop in watch out they have corn trucks"}, {"start": 3674.28, "end": 3676.28, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3676.44, "end": 3679.56, "text": " There's one of those back corner Joe I can't run you have John's come here now"}, {"start": 3679.56, "end": 3681.56, "text": " I just went the right"}, {"start": 3681.68, "end": 3683.68, "text": " Shots on me shots of me"}, {"start": 3684.12, "end": 3686.12, "text": " On the right side"}, {"start": 3687.0, "end": 3689.7999999999997, "text": " Okay, he put in pressure. Yeah, I don't think you're gonna out"}, {"start": 3697.32, "end": 3699.32, "text": " Have a think of kind of"}, {"start": 3700.0, "end": 3702.0, "text": " Good one"}, {"start": 3702.04, "end": 3704.04, "text": " I'm gonna"}, {"start": 3704.36, "end": 3706.36, "text": " Once we're gonna have enough"}, {"start": 3706.36, "end": 3711.36, "text": " One right, he's half health, spoi is half, he's on smoke."}, {"start": 3711.36, "end": 3714.36, "text": " Oh wait, I have a twitch run, can you just watch that?"}, {"start": 3714.36, "end": 3716.36, "text": " It's a bottom main run, it's a bottom main."}, {"start": 3718.36, "end": 3720.36, "text": " Oh fuck, damn it!"}, {"start": 3720.36, "end": 3723.36, "text": " That spoi just killed me, he's in box."}, {"start": 3723.36, "end": 3726.36, "text": " There he is, okay he's in box, okay got it."}, {"start": 3726.36, "end": 3728.36, "text": " One on ping."}, {"start": 3728.36, "end": 3730.36, "text": " Two on ping."}, {"start": 3730.36, "end": 3731.36, "text": " Three on ping."}, {"start": 3731.36, "end": 3734.36, "text": " That's a tough side to say, it's all good, no worries, no worries."}, {"start": 3734.36, "end": 3736.76, "text": " They're gonna go downstairs now, okay? It's fine"}, {"start": 3737.54, "end": 3741.6800000000003, "text": " I'll tell you guys what I'll produce a run. It's fine. Yeah, how do I switch me operator?"}, {"start": 3743.2400000000002, "end": 3745.2400000000002, "text": " You're gonna be able to"}, {"start": 3745.2400000000002, "end": 3750.8, "text": " Not this one. This one's a band band band thorn right now. It's the one I just chose"}, {"start": 3752.06, "end": 3756.7000000000003, "text": " What about cap can they get that's fine? That's fine. No band thorn band thorn trust. Why did you not play at all?"}, {"start": 3756.7000000000003, "end": 3760.6800000000003, "text": " I'm fucking busy, bro. I wanted you to get so we're gonna do a blue take here"}, {"start": 3760.6800000000003, "end": 3762.6800000000003, "text": " I have a CSG tournament in lower row."}, {"start": 3762.6800000000003, "end": 3764.6800000000003, "text": " We can do blue and back tower take."}, {"start": 3764.6800000000003, "end": 3767.6800000000003, "text": " I'll basically ping it to you guys."}, {"start": 3767.6800000000003, "end": 3769.6800000000003, "text": " We can split up, we can go like 3-2."}, {"start": 3769.6800000000003, "end": 3772.6800000000003, "text": " So work construction site is, everyone spawn over there."}, {"start": 3772.6800000000003, "end": 3774.6800000000003, "text": " That's the bottom one."}, {"start": 3774.6800000000003, "end": 3776.6800000000003, "text": " Can I go solo snake?"}, {"start": 3776.6800000000003, "end": 3778.6800000000003, "text": " You can, yes."}, {"start": 3778.6800000000003, "end": 3780.6800000000003, "text": " Run snake."}, {"start": 3780.6800000000003, "end": 3782.6800000000003, "text": " Someone run floor is."}, {"start": 3782.6800000000003, "end": 3784.6800000000003, "text": " Should we run a character that is like..."}, {"start": 3784.6800000000003, "end": 3785.6800000000003, "text": " Shut up Joe."}, {"start": 3785.6800000000003, "end": 3786.6800000000003, "text": " Easy to play."}, {"start": 3786.6800000000003, "end": 3787.6800000000003, "text": " That can help."}, {"start": 3787.6800000000003, "end": 3791.36, "text": " um... actually i don't think i don't think that it's the it's not a lot of"}, {"start": 3791.36, "end": 3792.78, "text": " it's a great that's yellow"}, {"start": 3792.78, "end": 3796.2000000000003, "text": " now you have to do is press one button you can help me and i think it i'm thinking"}, {"start": 3796.2000000000003, "end": 3799.7200000000003, "text": " there you go yet you play you press a middle mouse you just hear all of us"}, {"start": 3799.7200000000003, "end": 3803.6800000000003, "text": " okay middle mouse and i feel how it would like to be a a we proximity"}, {"start": 3803.6800000000003, "end": 3806.32, "text": " no you know i said whatever you know i don't do is just just"}, {"start": 3806.32, "end": 3807.4400000000005, "text": " just wait for us to"}, {"start": 3807.4400000000005, "end": 3811.84, "text": " ask you for it and just press the shop to be with the sale of it"}, {"start": 3811.84, "end": 3812.7200000000003, "text": " i think that's"}, {"start": 3812.7200000000003, "end": 3814.8, "text": " i think i think i think me"}, {"start": 3814.8, "end": 3816.5200000000004, "text": " think me yeah"}, {"start": 3816.52, "end": 3818.84, "text": " Joe, what do you need if you need help?"}, {"start": 3818.84, "end": 3819.32, "text": " Thank me."}, {"start": 3819.32, "end": 3822.8, "text": " I'm going to locate a bomb."}, {"start": 3822.8, "end": 3823.3, "text": " Good job, Joe."}, {"start": 3823.3, "end": 3824.4, "text": " Why'd you get a chuckle out of that?"}, {"start": 3824.4, "end": 3825.56, "text": " I heard them all."}, {"start": 3825.56, "end": 3826.56, "text": " Hey, guys."}, {"start": 3826.56, "end": 3828.44, "text": " You guys see where they are."}, {"start": 3828.44, "end": 3829.96, "text": " Actually, they might not be downstairs."}, {"start": 3829.96, "end": 3831.32, "text": " I think they're second."}, {"start": 3831.32, "end": 3834.2, "text": " I think they're kicking."}, {"start": 3834.2, "end": 3835.16, "text": " I think they're going to be kicking."}, {"start": 3835.16, "end": 3837.0, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 3837.0, "end": 3837.88, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 3837.88, "end": 3840.72, "text": " What we can do, we're going to do a top down take."}, {"start": 3840.72, "end": 3844.12, "text": " So basically, that spot that you guys were at last round,"}, {"start": 3844.12, "end": 3845.68, "text": " we're going to enter in from there."}, {"start": 3845.6800000000003, "end": 3847.76, "text": " and then we're going to work our way downstairs"}, {"start": 3847.76, "end": 3850.5600000000004, "text": " yeah we're entering top floor open up the floor"}, {"start": 3850.5600000000004, "end": 3855.0600000000004, "text": " and then we can push we can work our way down base how do i change my game"}, {"start": 3855.0600000000004, "end": 3856.36, "text": " uh... press seven"}, {"start": 3856.36, "end": 3857.6800000000003, "text": " and click on your operator"}, {"start": 3857.6800000000003, "end": 3859.6000000000004, "text": " and then you can take him"}, {"start": 3859.6000000000004, "end": 3862.8, "text": " haven't taken him"}, {"start": 3862.8, "end": 3865.88, "text": " how many rounds in so long"}, {"start": 3865.88, "end": 3867.1400000000003, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 3867.1400000000003, "end": 3868.5200000000004, "text": " i think it's three"}, {"start": 3868.5200000000004, "end": 3869.9600000000005, "text": " we'll see your four"}, {"start": 3869.9600000000005, "end": 3872.36, "text": " coming in a little bit of a little"}, {"start": 3872.36, "end": 3875.2000000000003, "text": " So let's go back to the spot that we were all out last round, okay?"}, {"start": 3878.52, "end": 3882.6800000000003, "text": " So like all the way on route all in all in the roof yeah, where the big window was what a big window was"}, {"start": 3882.6800000000003, "end": 3884.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, how'd you do that Joe?"}, {"start": 3885.0, "end": 3887.0, "text": " You run up and hold space"}, {"start": 3897.0, "end": 3900.6800000000003, "text": " So where Joe is right now where line is keep putting we should put pressure here, okay?"}, {"start": 3900.6800000000003, "end": 3907.0600000000004, "text": " I'm gonna drone this. Yeah, they definitely are. I'm gonna drone it. I'm gonna make sure it's clear for you guys to hop in, okay?"}, {"start": 3908.0400000000004, "end": 3911.4800000000005, "text": " So it is actually clear you can hop in just watch your right side. Watch your right side."}, {"start": 3917.4800000000005, "end": 3921.32, "text": " Was it through the floor? Yeah, I see a shot underneath."}, {"start": 3922.2000000000003, "end": 3924.84, "text": " He's gonna come wide side, which is fine thing. You're fine thing, okay?"}, {"start": 3925.9600000000005, "end": 3927.9600000000005, "text": " I'm gonna open up the floor here."}, {"start": 3927.96, "end": 3932.2, "text": " Now they do have captain so check your doors for traps okay"}, {"start": 3940.6, "end": 3946.16, "text": " Where was he where is it sketch comes I hear grappling to her he's downstairs. He's downstairs rolling"}, {"start": 3947.64, "end": 3949.64, "text": " Okay, oh hell now"}, {"start": 3950.52, "end": 3956.36, "text": " That's fine. It's fine. I have a drone that watch the last one sketch just stand last one. Let me know if enemy comes up there"}, {"start": 3956.36, "end": 3957.2000000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3958.1600000000003, "end": 3959.2000000000003, "text": " Try to work down White Stairs."}, {"start": 3959.2000000000003, "end": 3960.1200000000003, "text": " Try to work down White Stairs."}, {"start": 3960.1200000000003, "end": 3961.7200000000003, "text": " There's gonna be one guy in the lobby side,"}, {"start": 3961.7200000000003, "end": 3963.1200000000003, "text": " which is near Five Thing."}, {"start": 3964.56, "end": 3965.4, "text": " He sounds white."}, {"start": 3965.4, "end": 3966.4, "text": " Okay, spoil his bottom white."}, {"start": 3966.4, "end": 3967.36, "text": " Spoil his bottom white."}, {"start": 3967.36, "end": 3968.36, "text": " He's right below us."}, {"start": 3972.44, "end": 3973.28, "text": " Right next to you, Joe."}, {"start": 3973.28, "end": 3974.88, "text": " He's gonna be in the hallway to your right."}, {"start": 3977.0, "end": 3978.32, "text": " You guys, we should look through these holes"}, {"start": 3978.32, "end": 3980.1200000000003, "text": " and try to get some kills."}, {"start": 3980.1200000000003, "end": 3980.96, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 3980.96, "end": 3981.8, "text": " I don't know, that's not the story."}, {"start": 3981.8, "end": 3983.96, "text": " You can cross Z for south where."}, {"start": 3983.96, "end": 3984.8, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 3986.36, "end": 3988.84, "text": " All right, we got it. We got it. We got a move. We only have a minute left now"}, {"start": 3992.1200000000003, "end": 3994.1200000000003, "text": " What do you have a shot oh"}, {"start": 3996.6400000000003, "end": 3998.6400000000003, "text": " Shit I'm paying I'm paying"}, {"start": 4000.8, "end": 4004.2400000000002, "text": " I should have said think oh my god, you can arrest me"}, {"start": 4007.56, "end": 4009.56, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 4010.0, "end": 4012.0, "text": " Okay, try to get close to site"}, {"start": 4012.04, "end": 4014.04, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 4014.04, "end": 4016.88, "text": " Sportless shotgun now sirs he's coming towards you so I'm towards you right now"}, {"start": 4027.16, "end": 4029.16, "text": " This game makes no fucking sense"}, {"start": 4037.4, "end": 4039.4, "text": " So squirt just got five kills"}, {"start": 4040.64, "end": 4043.88, "text": " Yes, yeah, that's okay. That's fine. That's fine"}, {"start": 4044.04, "end": 4046.74, "text": " Did I start through a pixel gap in the floor when I went through a window?"}, {"start": 4046.74, "end": 4053.24, "text": " I'm also, bro, I'm gonna say, I think that every team is going to be far worse at attacking than defending."}, {"start": 4055.04, "end": 4058.54, "text": " Because the people that don't know how to play, literally just have to hold an angle."}, {"start": 4058.54, "end": 4059.84, "text": " So should we ban bossy?"}, {"start": 4060.54, "end": 4063.54, "text": " No, don't ban boss, ban vigil, ban vigil, that's a good ban."}, {"start": 4065.94, "end": 4070.04, "text": " Okay, and I didn't get a think me call just to clarify, no one thinks."}, {"start": 4070.34, "end": 4073.04, "text": " Yeah, I should have said think me when I got downed."}, {"start": 4073.04, "end": 4074.2, "text": " I didn't get a chance to play."}, {"start": 4074.2, "end": 4076.56, "text": " But if you also, if you, if we don't call it"}, {"start": 4076.56, "end": 4078.8, "text": " and you know that we're swinging, just do it."}, {"start": 4078.8, "end": 4079.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4079.64, "end": 4081.2799999999997, "text": " Like, yeah, if you see like any of our health bars,"}, {"start": 4081.2799999999997, "end": 4082.52, "text": " like go down and just press the button."}, {"start": 4082.52, "end": 4084.12, "text": " Okay, street time, street time."}, {"start": 4085.48, "end": 4087.32, "text": " Yeah, well, let's see where they are."}, {"start": 4087.32, "end": 4089.4, "text": " They might be downstairs now."}, {"start": 4089.4, "end": 4091.44, "text": " I think they're gonna be downstairs now, we'll see."}, {"start": 4091.44, "end": 4093.32, "text": " And you wanna go think again, yeah?"}, {"start": 4093.32, "end": 4095.96, "text": " Yeah, run, think it, run, think it, run, think it."}, {"start": 4095.96, "end": 4097.0, "text": " I'm gonna run Flores."}, {"start": 4097.0, "end": 4099.5199999999995, "text": " I'm gonna try to get as much utile as possible."}, {"start": 4099.5199999999995, "end": 4100.56, "text": " That way, when you guys walk in,"}, {"start": 4100.56, "end": 4101.96, "text": " it'll be clear for y'all."}, {"start": 4101.96, "end": 4106.76, "text": " But wherever I go, I'll try to tell you guys where to go."}, {"start": 4106.76, "end": 4109.72, "text": " Just listen for the calls and then just go where I tell you"}, {"start": 4109.72, "end": 4110.22, "text": " to go."}, {"start": 4110.22, "end": 4110.92, "text": " That's all it is."}, {"start": 4110.92, "end": 4112.44, "text": " There you go, sir."}, {"start": 4112.44, "end": 4114.24, "text": " Don't worry about doing anything like super technical"}, {"start": 4114.24, "end": 4115.52, "text": " or using your U2."}, {"start": 4115.52, "end": 4118.04, "text": " Just have your gun up and then just try to kill them."}, {"start": 4118.04, "end": 4118.88, "text": " Gun up, try to kill them."}, {"start": 4118.88, "end": 4120.4, "text": " Just worry about just having your gun up."}, {"start": 4120.4, "end": 4120.9, "text": " Copy."}, {"start": 4120.9, "end": 4122.28, "text": " Aim for the head."}, {"start": 4122.28, "end": 4122.8, "text": " Keep it simple."}, {"start": 4122.8, "end": 4124.2, "text": " Get two guys with no kills, but good."}, {"start": 4124.2, "end": 4126.2, "text": " I'll keep it up on."}, {"start": 4126.2, "end": 4127.36, "text": " It's OK."}, {"start": 4127.36, "end": 4130.84, "text": " Is there a mark with a drone?"}, {"start": 4130.84, "end": 4131.4, "text": " Say that again?"}, {"start": 4131.4, "end": 4133.98, "text": " like mark with the drone face."}, {"start": 4133.98, "end": 4134.799999999999, "text": " Downstairs?"}, {"start": 4134.799999999999, "end": 4135.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4137.78, "end": 4139.98, "text": " They'll be rolling a lot, it looks like."}, {"start": 4139.98, "end": 4143.0599999999995, "text": " That's fine, that's actually better."}, {"start": 4143.0599999999995, "end": 4143.9, "text": " Oh, two here, two here."}, {"start": 4143.9, "end": 4146.9, "text": " Now we can do a direct take."}, {"start": 4146.9, "end": 4148.379999999999, "text": " Yeah, they are dancers, they are dancers."}, {"start": 4148.379999999999, "end": 4151.66, "text": " Yeah, two, two, two, they set up a trap."}, {"start": 4151.66, "end": 4152.98, "text": " Drone has located a bomb."}, {"start": 4152.98, "end": 4154.219999999999, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 4154.219999999999, "end": 4158.179999999999, "text": " OK, so do you guys see where five thing is?"}, {"start": 4158.179999999999, "end": 4159.339999999999, "text": " These are where five thing is."}, {"start": 4159.339999999999, "end": 4160.299999999999, "text": " If you can spawn construction,"}, {"start": 4160.3, "end": 4163.26, "text": " construction real quick uh that's where we're gonna go we're gonna we're gonna"}, {"start": 4163.26, "end": 4167.02, "text": " enter that side okay we're five fingers"}, {"start": 4167.9800000000005, "end": 4171.74, "text": " i'll ping you one more time so you guys can see yep five fingers"}, {"start": 4171.74, "end": 4175.58, "text": " yep yep yep so we're gonna push from this side over here"}, {"start": 4175.58, "end": 4178.3, "text": " love to just try to stay alive as much as possible that way you can use your"}, {"start": 4178.3, "end": 4181.66, "text": " util that way you can just press that we can think us heard i'm ready to think"}, {"start": 4181.66, "end": 4187.02, "text": " how many things i get yeah i'll let you read so it's like three four"}, {"start": 4187.02, "end": 4189.02, "text": " Here's a lot of running up here."}, {"start": 4189.02, "end": 4191.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4193.02, "end": 4195.02, "text": " They got a rune."}, {"start": 4195.02, "end": 4197.02, "text": " Uh, Svoy is playing blue side right now."}, {"start": 4197.02, "end": 4199.02, "text": " What do you guys should do? Actually, yeah."}, {"start": 4199.02, "end": 4201.02, "text": " You guys push over that side."}, {"start": 4201.02, "end": 4203.02, "text": " Squishy, you and I are going to work over here, okay?"}, {"start": 4203.02, "end": 4205.02, "text": " Try to work down the back here."}, {"start": 4205.02, "end": 4207.02, "text": " Nice, nice shot right there."}, {"start": 4211.02, "end": 4213.02, "text": " What are the lefts? He's going to meet the left, okay?"}, {"start": 4213.02, "end": 4215.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4215.02, "end": 4218.200000000001, "text": " I'm trying to get there they got cap can still other cam"}, {"start": 4220.8, "end": 4226.22, "text": " There's a shit. I'm drawing all the way through. I gotta came again watch over captain's"}, {"start": 4229.660000000001, "end": 4233.64, "text": " No one's here no one's like holding close. Yeah, yes, I should walk down you can walk out"}, {"start": 4233.64, "end": 4237.9400000000005, "text": " You can walk down just worry about that bar if you can need this bar bumping. Okay. I think Joe"}, {"start": 4237.9400000000005, "end": 4240.700000000001, "text": " You know the name me. Okay, that's fine. That's okay. I was done"}, {"start": 4240.7, "end": 4245.58, "text": " one. You're going to walk into this guy left and we're going to come. Nice. One more."}, {"start": 4245.58, "end": 4251.82, "text": " It's for it. It's for it. Left side. Left side. Not unfortunate. Yeah, it's hard."}, {"start": 4251.82, "end": 4259.62, "text": " Joe, he's going to be in the room to your left. Right there. Yeah. Where the case was. Holding."}, {"start": 4259.62, "end": 4262.62, "text": " Okay, uh, where was that from?"}, {"start": 4265.62, "end": 4266.62, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 4270.62, "end": 4271.62, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4271.62, "end": 4274.62, "text": " Okay, in that blue room, where the whole was, where the whole was."}, {"start": 4274.62, "end": 4275.62, "text": " You can figure it out."}, {"start": 4275.62, "end": 4276.62, "text": " You can figure yourself."}, {"start": 4276.62, "end": 4277.62, "text": " Think of, think of, think of."}, {"start": 4278.62, "end": 4279.62, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 4280.62, "end": 4282.62, "text": " You can go through that hole and make me to the right."}, {"start": 4282.62, "end": 4283.62, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 4283.62, "end": 4284.62, "text": " To your right."}, {"start": 4284.62, "end": 4285.62, "text": " To your right."}, {"start": 4285.62, "end": 4286.62, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4286.62, "end": 4287.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4287.62, "end": 4288.62, "text": " Last."}, {"start": 4288.62, "end": 4292.58, "text": " to your right to your right to your right to your right yep to that at the"}, {"start": 4292.58, "end": 4303.5, "text": " door to your left yep to your left sketch door to your left yep okay he's"}, {"start": 4303.5, "end": 4307.38, "text": " gonna be standing at a pillar so basically pre-fire 90 degrees to your"}, {"start": 4307.38, "end": 4310.22, "text": " left standing"}, {"start": 4312.22, "end": 4316.82, "text": " okay it's okay you have a general idea of where he is you got it yeah I mean"}, {"start": 4316.82, "end": 4320.42, "text": " I got three kills. I don't give a fuck about anything else. I did my job being the hallway to your right. I"}, {"start": 4321.299999999999, "end": 4323.299999999999, "text": " Got three fucking kills like"}, {"start": 4341.54, "end": 4343.54, "text": " It's literally just like dodge boy"}, {"start": 4346.82, "end": 4347.82, "text": " It's fun."}, {"start": 4347.82, "end": 4350.42, "text": " These guys fucking suck, except for what?"}, {"start": 4350.42, "end": 4352.7, "text": " They're saying it throws under pressure."}, {"start": 4352.7, "end": 4354.179999999999, "text": " He's got to find a way to kill a player."}, {"start": 4354.179999999999, "end": 4356.5, "text": " You need to say professional player, so it's OK."}, {"start": 4356.5, "end": 4357.98, "text": " OK, so how do we take him?"}, {"start": 4357.98, "end": 4358.7, "text": " How do we?"}, {"start": 4358.7, "end": 4359.5, "text": " What's his best player?"}, {"start": 4359.5, "end": 4361.5, "text": " He's on the left in kills."}, {"start": 4361.5, "end": 4365.66, "text": " Well, all ops are good, so that's fine."}, {"start": 4365.66, "end": 4366.62, "text": " Let's see where they are."}, {"start": 4366.62, "end": 4367.62, "text": " It's OK."}, {"start": 4367.62, "end": 4369.46, "text": " What are we ban again?"}, {"start": 4369.46, "end": 4370.179999999999, "text": " Ban ace."}, {"start": 4370.179999999999, "end": 4370.679999999999, "text": " Ban ace."}, {"start": 4370.679999999999, "end": 4373.259999999999, "text": " Now we're on defense."}, {"start": 4373.259999999999, "end": 4374.54, "text": " OK, defense seems easy."}, {"start": 4374.54, "end": 4376.0599999999995, "text": " It's first to seven, right?"}, {"start": 4376.82, "end": 4382.0, "text": " Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think that's the thing is probably rules. I'm gonna lesion kids dorm"}, {"start": 4382.639999999999, "end": 4387.639999999999, "text": " Try so yeah top you guys should know no run one cap and one of you guys run cap can"}, {"start": 4387.9, "end": 4390.099999999999, "text": " It's the trap up to the left the red one"}, {"start": 4391.34, "end": 4396.12, "text": " Run trap ops run thorn run cap can run a frost as well. Okay. I'll go cap can"}, {"start": 4397.58, "end": 4403.5599999999995, "text": " Captain you're just gonna be actually in place you two bombs on each wall. Yes the bulletproof care"}, {"start": 4403.56, "end": 4407.780000000001, "text": " It's like a barbed wire. It's a no that it's just your regular ability. It's your mouth"}, {"start": 4407.8, "end": 4413.8, "text": " It's the button you used to think of yourself. You just you press that button you put on a door just at the start of the game"}, {"start": 4414.72, "end": 4419.52, "text": " Yeah, and just any time anytime during the game, but you want to put like one or two on on the doors"}, {"start": 4419.52, "end": 4425.080000000001, "text": " Okay, aim for put them low on the door blows again. Do you never like rush and flank in this game?"}, {"start": 4426.200000000001, "end": 4428.200000000001, "text": " All the time"}, {"start": 4429.360000000001, "end": 4431.360000000001, "text": " So this is the room they want to go to"}, {"start": 4431.36, "end": 4436.36, "text": " Yeah, there's a ton of spawn peekers in the role trying to play in."}, {"start": 4436.36, "end": 4438.36, "text": " Well, sprite reader, you think?"}, {"start": 4438.36, "end": 4440.36, "text": " Say that again?"}, {"start": 4440.36, "end": 4442.36, "text": " Should I try the spawn peek or is it like 4?"}, {"start": 4442.36, "end": 4443.36, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4443.36, "end": 4447.36, "text": " I mean, it's the most played one, I think so."}, {"start": 4447.36, "end": 4449.36, "text": " They probably won't be looking."}, {"start": 4449.36, "end": 4451.36, "text": " I think it's a good play, yeah."}, {"start": 4451.36, "end": 4453.36, "text": " Stay clear of blast zone."}, {"start": 4453.36, "end": 4455.36, "text": " You set a trap?"}, {"start": 4455.36, "end": 4459.36, "text": " Yeah, you have four of them so I'll put them out of the way."}, {"start": 4459.36, "end": 4465.5199999999995, "text": " I got you I got you. I'm gonna make I'm gonna make feed holes there"}, {"start": 4467.28, "end": 4469.28, "text": " That's what's happened"}, {"start": 4489.36, "end": 4496.36, "text": " you guys are fine just be vocal about what you hear and where they're pushing"}, {"start": 4496.36, "end": 4504.639999999999, "text": " from come on camps they're shooting on a lot of camps if you have like a general"}, {"start": 4504.639999999999, "end": 4509.0, "text": " idea of where they're coming from like using your compass just elsewhere okay"}, {"start": 4509.0, "end": 4519.8, "text": " here steps east upstairs okay they're pushing on my side the other drone they're"}, {"start": 4519.8, "end": 4523.52, "text": " joining the side okay"}, {"start": 4525.48, "end": 4531.44, "text": " you're getting so speed you gotta hang up they just broke my door here I don't"}, {"start": 4531.44, "end": 4537.56, "text": " know where I'm with you I'm here to help you okay there's one gonna be pushing"}, {"start": 4537.56, "end": 4543.64, "text": " garage"}, {"start": 4543.64, "end": 4544.68, "text": " you guys need help on site"}, {"start": 4544.68, "end": 4545.72, "text": " are they pushing side at all?"}, {"start": 4545.72, "end": 4547.4400000000005, "text": " yeah, they're garage, they're garage"}, {"start": 4547.4400000000005, "end": 4553.88, "text": " okay, I'm gonna come back to set, I'm gonna help"}, {"start": 4553.88, "end": 4555.64, "text": " is anyone next to your window squishy?"}, {"start": 4555.64, "end": 4557.400000000001, "text": " no no, not my window"}, {"start": 4557.400000000001, "end": 4560.240000000001, "text": " I'm in the store, in the store"}, {"start": 4560.240000000001, "end": 4565.080000000001, "text": " holy fuck, it's destroyed man"}, {"start": 4565.080000000001, "end": 4566.92, "text": " is that door still open?"}, {"start": 4566.92, "end": 4568.92, "text": " Oh my god, we need help on site, we need help on site, okay?"}, {"start": 4575.92, "end": 4577.92, "text": " Got one of them? I got Doug, we need help on site."}, {"start": 4577.92, "end": 4578.92, "text": " Coming to site?"}, {"start": 4579.92, "end": 4581.92, "text": " Yep, he's at trophy door right now."}, {"start": 4582.92, "end": 4586.92, "text": " Uh, sketch to the room to your right, just watch your right side, yep."}, {"start": 4586.92, "end": 4587.92, "text": " Oh, hell no."}, {"start": 4587.92, "end": 4589.92, "text": " Yeah, breach is open."}, {"start": 4590.92, "end": 4593.92, "text": " Big window is open as well, there's gonna be one big window, which is the west window."}, {"start": 4596.92, "end": 4603.92, "text": " They're pushing in."}, {"start": 4603.92, "end": 4616.92, "text": " It's okay, it's all good, it's all good."}, {"start": 4616.92, "end": 4623.92, "text": " It's all good, it's all good."}, {"start": 4623.92, "end": 4637.92, "text": " Okay, why do I have the most kills on the team?"}, {"start": 4637.92, "end": 4638.92, "text": " Are we fucked?"}, {"start": 4638.92, "end": 4640.92, "text": " Are we just going to get O-Side and it's over?"}, {"start": 4640.92, "end": 4641.92, "text": " Vibes are low."}, {"start": 4641.92, "end": 4642.92, "text": " We got to bring him back down."}, {"start": 4642.92, "end": 4643.92, "text": " What to do, man?"}, {"start": 4643.92, "end": 4645.92, "text": " Yeah, I literally getting what we're literally getting."}, {"start": 4645.92, "end": 4648.82, "text": " I feel like I should fucking flank them"}, {"start": 4649.86, "end": 4651.86, "text": " Because I think they're all"}, {"start": 4652.42, "end": 4658.38, "text": " I'm gonna run outside around through spawn you're gonna run outside it auto tells where if you run outside it pains you"}, {"start": 4658.74, "end": 4665.08, "text": " Yeah, we should we should always stay in the same room. Let's let's try downstairs. Let's go downstairs. It's the laundry at laundry"}, {"start": 4665.08, "end": 4669.06, "text": " Let's do that. Let's do that. I'm not maybe not might be a little more difficult for them to take"}, {"start": 4672.14, "end": 4674.14, "text": " One of you guys should run doc"}, {"start": 4675.92, "end": 4679.36, "text": " Which is that one trust me. That's the top right blue operator"}, {"start": 4682.16, "end": 4684.16, "text": " I don't have it"}, {"start": 4684.16, "end": 4688.4800000000005, "text": " I don't have it. I'll have it. Oh, uh, yeah, I'm on captain. That's why captain it is"}, {"start": 4689.28, "end": 4691.28, "text": " Yep, that's fine"}, {"start": 4692.96, "end": 4694.96, "text": " 54 chance I didn't have it"}, {"start": 4696.8, "end": 4698.8, "text": " Wait, you bought 54 chance"}, {"start": 4699.76, "end": 4701.76, "text": " Yeah, they're just picking random one"}, {"start": 4701.76, "end": 4705.8, "text": " Bundle it's like everyone you can buy like the the paid"}, {"start": 4707.4400000000005, "end": 4711.56, "text": " It's a hundred bucks, but luckily I put 300 and so I have water down"}, {"start": 4714.400000000001, "end": 4717.08, "text": " Yeah, make sure you grab your work armor before you do anything"}, {"start": 4718.92, "end": 4722.96, "text": " So go to go to Joe and grab your armor that'll help you I"}, {"start": 4725.92, "end": 4729.24, "text": " Know you're lying it will help you"}, {"start": 4731.76, "end": 4742.04, "text": " didn't worry just put you put your traps on just try to spread them out as"}, {"start": 4742.04, "end": 4749.0, "text": " much as you can blood wig I'm reinforcing every fucking wall down here"}, {"start": 4749.0, "end": 4761.6, "text": " yeah leave don't reinforce anything else I'm running it's okay again just"}, {"start": 4761.6, "end": 4770.320000000001, "text": " be vocal about where they're pushing from and if you guys need help just let us know that way we can help that way we can help"}, {"start": 4770.320000000001, "end": 4774.320000000001, "text": " they're pushing from main front door"}, {"start": 4782.320000000001, "end": 4788.96, "text": " yeah there's this multiple outside garage right now I'm here on my pink okay I"}, {"start": 4788.96, "end": 4792.4800000000005, "text": " I feel like a bunch running the set they might be doing a front take which is gonna be"}, {"start": 4793.84, "end": 4796.0, "text": " South so sketch. Do you have any impacts?"}, {"start": 4797.68, "end": 4799.68, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 4800.52, "end": 4802.52, "text": " It's over"}, {"start": 4802.72, "end": 4803.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4803.56, "end": 4807.8, "text": " You're gonna like there's like a little small circle to the bottom right. It's like a door about it's fun"}, {"start": 4809.2, "end": 4812.92, "text": " They're both right now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna try to do a little bit of a flank see"}, {"start": 4813.68, "end": 4815.68, "text": " Lot of you know follow me. Let's go"}, {"start": 4815.68, "end": 4820.68, "text": " Joe, what do you see on camera now?"}, {"start": 4820.68, "end": 4824.68, "text": " Yeah, I'm sitting on camera."}, {"start": 4824.68, "end": 4829.68, "text": " I think it's all the backs I take."}, {"start": 4829.68, "end": 4833.68, "text": " Let it go to your five thing and walk into meeting, okay?"}, {"start": 4833.68, "end": 4837.68, "text": " Let's try to go for a flank."}, {"start": 4837.68, "end": 4839.68, "text": " Go towards north side, go towards north side."}, {"start": 4839.68, "end": 4840.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4840.68, "end": 4842.68, "text": " That's a bono, nice."}, {"start": 4842.68, "end": 4843.68, "text": " Keep going, keep going."}, {"start": 4843.68, "end": 4844.68, "text": " You're going to go by yourself,"}, {"start": 4844.68, "end": 4846.6, "text": " I'm gonna go back down the side hill, okay?"}, {"start": 4846.6, "end": 4848.1, "text": " They're all pushing back side now."}, {"start": 4852.84, "end": 4853.68, "text": " I mean, I said."}, {"start": 4856.0, "end": 4856.84, "text": " I don't want."}, {"start": 4862.88, "end": 4863.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4867.8, "end": 4869.200000000001, "text": " Okay, so they're gonna be in this room here"}, {"start": 4869.200000000001, "end": 4870.04, "text": " to the back, okay?"}, {"start": 4870.04, "end": 4871.64, "text": " Good fight, good fight, good fight."}, {"start": 4874.68, "end": 4881.8, "text": " Sketch, uh, okay, here, sketch, go through this hole here on Fyping, come here, sketch,"}, {"start": 4881.8, "end": 4892.08, "text": " sketch, come here on Fyping, sketch, look to the left and come to this hole here, like"}, {"start": 4892.08, "end": 4896.04, "text": " go through the hole, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4896.04, "end": 4901.200000000001, "text": " Are you using me as a, as a fucking shield?"}, {"start": 4901.2, "end": 4904.4, "text": " Uh, no, I'm just trying to get an idea where they are."}, {"start": 4904.4, "end": 4906.2, "text": " Lad, we keep going for the flank, okay? You're doing great."}, {"start": 4906.2, "end": 4906.7, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 4906.7, "end": 4908.7, "text": " Still, you give me shot!"}, {"start": 4910.7, "end": 4912.7, "text": " They might be going for a plant here soon, okay?"}, {"start": 4914.2, "end": 4916.2, "text": " Sketch, go back to the hole. We need you to go through the hole."}, {"start": 4916.2, "end": 4917.2, "text": " Trust."}, {"start": 4917.2, "end": 4918.2, "text": " Fuck that hole."}, {"start": 4918.2, "end": 4919.2, "text": " 15 seconds left."}, {"start": 4919.2, "end": 4920.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4920.2, "end": 4921.7, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 4921.7, "end": 4923.2, "text": " I don't know if they have case."}, {"start": 4923.2, "end": 4926.2, "text": " They have case. They're planting. They're planting. They're planting. They're planting."}, {"start": 4926.2, "end": 4928.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4933.76, "end": 4940.12, "text": " Nice okay, it's a 2v1 2v1 sketch come come to the floor. You have to come to me. You have to come to me"}, {"start": 4940.96, "end": 4944.96, "text": " Sketch come to me. You have to come to me. I feel like I see anyone but sport I want to go inside"}, {"start": 4946.12, "end": 4951.36, "text": " Okay, now follow go through first go through first run through sketch run run towards long be brave sketch be brave"}, {"start": 4956.2, "end": 4958.2, "text": " You're going to destroy it."}, {"start": 4969.2, "end": 4970.2, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 4970.2, "end": 4971.2, "text": " Unfortunate."}, {"start": 4971.2, "end": 4973.2, "text": " I don't have time."}, {"start": 4973.2, "end": 4975.2, "text": " I don't have time."}, {"start": 4976.2, "end": 4978.2, "text": " I don't have time."}, {"start": 4978.2, "end": 4980.2, "text": " I tried to bomb."}, {"start": 4980.2, "end": 4982.2, "text": " Good play, though. Good play, though."}, {"start": 4982.2, "end": 4984.2, "text": " How did you kill the one guy?"}, {"start": 4984.2, "end": 4986.08, "text": " I'm just getting sat down by Splay, bro."}, {"start": 4986.08, "end": 4987.8, "text": " I mean, that's just next time."}, {"start": 4987.8, "end": 4990.16, "text": " Next time I just need you to go through the rotates."}, {"start": 4990.16, "end": 4990.8, "text": " Go through."}, {"start": 4990.8, "end": 4992.16, "text": " Go through."}, {"start": 4992.16, "end": 4992.679999999999, "text": " Be brave."}, {"start": 4992.679999999999, "end": 4995.36, "text": " OK, OK."}, {"start": 4995.36, "end": 4996.12, "text": " Who do we ban?"}, {"start": 4998.76, "end": 4999.679999999999, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 4999.679999999999, "end": 5000.5599999999995, "text": " You know what, Banstank?"}, {"start": 5000.5599999999995, "end": 5001.08, "text": " Just Banstank."}, {"start": 5001.08, "end": 5002.28, "text": " Target, target, BanSplay."}, {"start": 5002.28, "end": 5003.32, "text": " Target banned the pro player."}, {"start": 5003.32, "end": 5004.0, "text": " He might as well."}, {"start": 5010.16, "end": 5010.679999999999, "text": " It's OK, guys."}, {"start": 5010.679999999999, "end": 5011.16, "text": " It's OK."}, {"start": 5011.16, "end": 5012.5199999999995, "text": " It's OK."}, {"start": 5012.5199999999995, "end": 5014.16, "text": " God, I'm just going to be made for comeback."}, {"start": 5014.16, "end": 5017.0, "text": " I'm imagining boys falling on face right now."}, {"start": 5017.0, "end": 5019.16, "text": " Oh, they bend my snake."}, {"start": 5019.16, "end": 5021.04, "text": " Oh, they bend my snake."}, {"start": 5021.04, "end": 5022.48, "text": " They must have bent my snake."}, {"start": 5025.76, "end": 5027.8, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 5027.8, "end": 5031.2, "text": " Is Captain even doing shit for me?"}, {"start": 5031.2, "end": 5032.5599999999995, "text": " Yes, no, keep running, Captain."}, {"start": 5032.5599999999995, "end": 5033.68, "text": " Keep running, Captain."}, {"start": 5033.68, "end": 5034.72, "text": " I'm running, Captain."}, {"start": 5034.72, "end": 5037.0, "text": " Just come for me."}, {"start": 5037.0, "end": 5037.5, "text": " Who's else?"}, {"start": 5037.5, "end": 5037.76, "text": " Who else?"}, {"start": 5037.76, "end": 5038.26, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 5040.72, "end": 5041.639999999999, "text": " Fuck it, auto-picks."}, {"start": 5041.639999999999, "end": 5042.8, "text": " Legion's really good."}, {"start": 5042.8, "end": 5047.6, "text": " good is not a big"}, {"start": 5047.6, "end": 5051.360000000001, "text": " lesions the same thing you just throw mines you stroke you for a goo mines down"}, {"start": 5051.360000000001, "end": 5054.92, "text": " by door so we can be affected by each other's use alright"}, {"start": 5054.92, "end": 5058.96, "text": " now we're really good but unless they have it"}, {"start": 5058.96, "end": 5061.68, "text": " yeah we can get him to protect the bomb"}, {"start": 5061.68, "end": 5065.76, "text": " that is the thing so just throw it around the bomb right"}, {"start": 5065.76, "end": 5066.68, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 5066.68, "end": 5069.8, "text": " now you're gonna put them on random doors random doors try to put them"}, {"start": 5069.8, "end": 5070.96, "text": " like off site"}, {"start": 5070.96, "end": 5073.52, "text": " the ones where they won't expect"}, {"start": 5073.52, "end": 5077.56, "text": " oh my god I just got spotted by a scan"}, {"start": 5077.56, "end": 5079.32, "text": " it's okay"}, {"start": 5079.32, "end": 5084.64, "text": " is that good?"}, {"start": 5084.64, "end": 5087.8, "text": " here I'll do all the reinforcements"}, {"start": 5087.8, "end": 5089.24, "text": " you guys don't worry about them"}, {"start": 5089.24, "end": 5095.32, "text": " I don't know where to put these bombs I'll put them in random places"}, {"start": 5095.32, "end": 5098.28, "text": " that's gonna get a kill surely"}, {"start": 5098.28, "end": 5100.28, "text": " 100% that gets a kill."}, {"start": 5100.28, "end": 5102.28, "text": " Five seconds and counting."}, {"start": 5102.28, "end": 5104.28, "text": " Believe if you believe."}, {"start": 5104.28, "end": 5106.28, "text": " Oh, I believe."}, {"start": 5120.28, "end": 5122.28, "text": " Alright now I'm full confident."}, {"start": 5122.28, "end": 5124.28, "text": " We bring this around."}, {"start": 5124.28, "end": 5126.28, "text": " Seven rounds right here."}, {"start": 5126.28, "end": 5130.08, "text": " They're pushing Master side, which is near 5 feet, alright?"}, {"start": 5130.08, "end": 5133.28, "text": " Try to come this side, they're going to come quick, they're going to go quick, they're going to go quick."}, {"start": 5137.28, "end": 5139.28, "text": " You all four, they're on?"}, {"start": 5141.28, "end": 5143.28, "text": " I'm on all fours."}, {"start": 5157.16, "end": 5159.16, "text": " There's a gang garage I don't know"}, {"start": 5160.48, "end": 5164.36, "text": " What do you guys here I know what do you guys here? What are y'all seeing literally nothing? Okay?"}, {"start": 5164.84, "end": 5168.96, "text": " They're all east side. Okay. They're east second floor. That's master bedroom side"}, {"start": 5170.759999999999, "end": 5172.759999999999, "text": " They're gonna do the same thing as last time"}, {"start": 5175.08, "end": 5178.8, "text": " Don't don't reinforce that again don't don't don't reinforce that don't enforce that we need that open"}, {"start": 5178.8, "end": 5182.16, "text": " Okay, when you hear them next to you're gonna try to wall bang them they open up breach"}, {"start": 5186.28, "end": 5188.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5188.28, "end": 5190.28, "text": " Try to go for flank quick here. Yeah"}, {"start": 5191.719999999999, "end": 5194.32, "text": " The second for right yes, I"}, {"start": 5196.679999999999, "end": 5198.679999999999, "text": " Don't think I mean that side though"}, {"start": 5200.84, "end": 5202.84, "text": " They're angling one of the shield"}, {"start": 5203.88, "end": 5205.88, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5209.84, "end": 5211.84, "text": " Where"}, {"start": 5211.84, "end": 5216.42, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 5216.42, "end": 5223.12, "text": " brothers is so land"}, {"start": 5223.12, "end": 5230.12, "text": " on that"}, {"start": 5241.5199999999995, "end": 5245.04, "text": " user"}, {"start": 5245.04, "end": 5249.04, "text": " one"}, {"start": 5249.04, "end": 5253.04, "text": " Oh my god, we're gonna have the 0 and 6 that's come back, okay?"}, {"start": 5253.04, "end": 5255.04, "text": " We literally can't lose a round."}, {"start": 5255.04, "end": 5257.04, "text": " It's okay guys, it's okay."}, {"start": 5257.04, "end": 5259.04, "text": " No worries."}, {"start": 5261.04, "end": 5264.04, "text": " Dude, if I knew the map, I feel like I could flank better."}, {"start": 5264.04, "end": 5267.04, "text": " Is it a single elimination tournament?"}, {"start": 5267.04, "end": 5268.04, "text": " Yeah, we're out."}, {"start": 5268.04, "end": 5269.04, "text": " Alright, if we lose this."}, {"start": 5269.04, "end": 5271.04, "text": " Let's roll."}, {"start": 5271.04, "end": 5274.04, "text": " Okay, well let's rock and come back here boys."}, {"start": 5274.04, "end": 5276.04, "text": " Oh yeah, it's not over."}, {"start": 5276.04, "end": 5277.04, "text": " Not yet."}, {"start": 5277.04, "end": 5281.6, "text": " We're trying now right it's not over yet. I yet solid snake in the building"}, {"start": 5282.24, "end": 5285.32, "text": " And the steam is kind of good because other guys get to that the raft"}, {"start": 5287.6, "end": 5289.6, "text": " They're actually other"}, {"start": 5298.5199999999995, "end": 5300.5199999999995, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 5300.64, "end": 5303.5199999999995, "text": " I'm getting I'm getting in to kill by split every round on your dodging split"}, {"start": 5303.52, "end": 5308.080000000001, "text": " Uh, I think I'm just pathing in a like I'm on like no one I don't see anyone"}, {"start": 5311.240000000001, "end": 5315.06, "text": " If I see anyone that's not sport I feel like they're actually pretty shit, I just shoot them in the head they die"}, {"start": 5318.360000000001, "end": 5325.96, "text": " Oh my chat is saying I'm terrible. I'm like do you guys not realize we're playing against literally one of the best pros and right?"}, {"start": 5326.92, "end": 5332.76, "text": " Like we lost a one we've lost multiple rounds in a 5v1 against Justin and now he has"}, {"start": 5333.52, "end": 5335.52, "text": " Yeah, they're upstairs."}, {"start": 5335.52, "end": 5337.52, "text": " Actually, wait."}, {"start": 5337.52, "end": 5341.52, "text": " Yeah, they're upstairs, they're upstairs."}, {"start": 5345.52, "end": 5347.52, "text": " Okay, instead of a big window take,"}, {"start": 5347.52, "end": 5349.52, "text": " we can go do a master take this time, okay?"}, {"start": 5349.52, "end": 5351.52, "text": " That's gonna be in your five thing."}, {"start": 5351.52, "end": 5354.52, "text": " We can't have one person go big window."}, {"start": 5354.52, "end": 5356.52, "text": " Joe, if you want, you can go by big window."}, {"start": 5356.52, "end": 5358.52, "text": " You know our big windows, right?"}, {"start": 5358.52, "end": 5360.52, "text": " What do you need big one now?"}, {"start": 5360.52, "end": 5367.02, "text": " Uh, it's the the first. Oh, you don't need to go to the second floor. Yeah, second floor. Yeah"}, {"start": 5369.400000000001, "end": 5371.400000000001, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 5371.4400000000005, "end": 5373.4400000000005, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 5379.6, "end": 5385.56, "text": " You want me to go on this side over here. Yes, yes, yes, you can put pressure over there. Yeah, they go through Baker"}, {"start": 5390.52, "end": 5392.52, "text": " We're gonna shoot him from."}, {"start": 5400.52, "end": 5402.52, "text": " I look like first floor I think."}, {"start": 5402.52, "end": 5404.52, "text": " Absolutely. I'll give a call here soon, okay?"}, {"start": 5404.52, "end": 5406.52, "text": " Then you can hear him."}, {"start": 5406.52, "end": 5408.52, "text": " Calling now, 3, 2, 1, call."}, {"start": 5410.52, "end": 5412.52, "text": " You called?"}, {"start": 5412.52, "end": 5414.52, "text": " Yeah, you guys surprised me."}, {"start": 5414.52, "end": 5423.160000000001, "text": " Nice sketch. Good job. Let's go. Hold up."}, {"start": 5423.160000000001, "end": 5427.64, "text": " Show if he's clear. I'm going to see how many are in sight."}, {"start": 5427.64, "end": 5436.64, "text": " They have a frost. So when you will hop in windows, just look at your feet, okay?"}, {"start": 5436.64, "end": 5438.64, "text": " Joe that was in a sport thing"}, {"start": 5449.9800000000005, "end": 5451.9800000000005, "text": " Where's like a plank"}, {"start": 5451.9800000000005, "end": 5453.9800000000005, "text": " That window right in front"}, {"start": 5465.18, "end": 5467.18, "text": " Boys down y'all split is down"}, {"start": 5467.34, "end": 5468.860000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5468.860000000001, "end": 5472.9400000000005, "text": " 3v2 boys. Well, we got we got we got this. Okay. There's been one close to me sketch"}, {"start": 5473.38, "end": 5478.900000000001, "text": " It's your left your left your left. It's Marlon and one of the kids are Joe when you hop in there's gonna be a frost man"}, {"start": 5478.900000000001, "end": 5482.700000000001, "text": " You should off in, you should off in, okay?"}, {"start": 5482.700000000001, "end": 5484.700000000001, "text": " One off four remaining."}, {"start": 5484.700000000001, "end": 5485.700000000001, "text": " This is Marlon."}, {"start": 5485.700000000001, "end": 5486.700000000001, "text": " This is Marlon."}, {"start": 5486.700000000001, "end": 5487.700000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5487.700000000001, "end": 5488.700000000001, "text": " There we go!"}, {"start": 5488.700000000001, "end": 5489.700000000001, "text": " 7-0 comeback!"}, {"start": 5489.700000000001, "end": 5490.700000000001, "text": " 7-0 comeback!"}, {"start": 5490.700000000001, "end": 5491.700000000001, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 5491.700000000001, "end": 5493.700000000001, "text": " Literally nothing that round!"}, {"start": 5493.700000000001, "end": 5495.700000000001, "text": " I just went around where I'm not."}, {"start": 5495.700000000001, "end": 5497.700000000001, "text": " I literally nothing that round."}, {"start": 5497.700000000001, "end": 5500.700000000001, "text": " I threw a native almost fucking team kill."}, {"start": 5500.700000000001, "end": 5503.700000000001, "text": " Yo, he was downstairs somehow."}, {"start": 5503.700000000001, "end": 5505.700000000001, "text": " Nobody said no to us boys!"}, {"start": 5505.700000000001, "end": 5506.700000000001, "text": " I didn't hear."}, {"start": 5506.700000000001, "end": 5507.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's good."}, {"start": 5507.7, "end": 5512.26, "text": " It's like a good dog has street street"}, {"start": 5514.94, "end": 5516.94, "text": " Yes, let's see them"}, {"start": 5516.98, "end": 5518.98, "text": " What's the pre fires?"}, {"start": 5519.26, "end": 5521.26, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 5522.0599999999995, "end": 5524.0599999999995, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5524.179999999999, "end": 5528.82, "text": " Got them two and six as our captain. That's right, bro. Don't think about you like that"}, {"start": 5528.82, "end": 5530.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5533.259999999999, "end": 5538.62, "text": " Haven't got to like thinking about that mango mango tahin cop right now dude"}, {"start": 5540.62, "end": 5543.74, "text": " Wish I had some more bro, I'm full as hell"}, {"start": 5546.139999999999, "end": 5550.42, "text": " Five and seven I don't agree. Yeah, I don't agree. I don't agree. I get a five. Okay this house. We got this"}, {"start": 5553.5, "end": 5555.5, "text": " We need to locate a bomb"}, {"start": 5558.82, "end": 5561.099999999999, "text": " You just run and shoot them in the fucking head. They're pretty shit"}, {"start": 5562.74, "end": 5565.86, "text": " Yeah, bro, if you don't fight wait when you fight for it. You just died"}, {"start": 5567.219999999999, "end": 5568.74, "text": " The map, you know"}, {"start": 5568.74, "end": 5571.66, "text": " Yeah, I can't scare the map, but you're fighting the party's not"}, {"start": 5572.66, "end": 5577.0199999999995, "text": " With the same site the same site what we did last phone is perfect. We we we pinced them from all sides"}, {"start": 5577.0199999999995, "end": 5579.58, "text": " We put pressure all around so we just gotta do the same thing again"}, {"start": 5586.66, "end": 5588.66, "text": " Oh, I know I am"}, {"start": 5589.7, "end": 5593.5, "text": " All right, I'm actually walking in now. Yep, we got this we got this"}, {"start": 5599.62, "end": 5602.0199999999995, "text": " Watch out for Capcom's there's gonna be those shops in the doors"}, {"start": 5613.0199999999995, "end": 5616.639999999999, "text": " Yeah, same side there's same side same side holy shit"}, {"start": 5618.82, "end": 5624.88, "text": " And I have a I'm gonna give a call, and I'll let you guys know when okay"}, {"start": 5628.32, "end": 5630.32, "text": " Oh, but just go right in there"}, {"start": 5639.099999999999, "end": 5641.099999999999, "text": " You only break this by smacking this shit"}, {"start": 5645.139999999999, "end": 5648.2, "text": " Fucking got lost I genuinely got fucking lost"}, {"start": 5648.82, "end": 5650.82, "text": " I just don't know the map, bro"}, {"start": 5663.5, "end": 5667.54, "text": " You heard you I got like all the captain traps bother. It's just weird"}, {"start": 5668.5, "end": 5671.78, "text": " This is just a weird-ass game, bro. This game is fucking weird as hell"}, {"start": 5672.82, "end": 5676.0199999999995, "text": " You need to use your operation. I'm gonna try to kill him. Okay. Keep one breath inside"}, {"start": 5676.0199999999995, "end": 5678.0199999999995, "text": " I think this game is like just deep"}, {"start": 5678.02, "end": 5686.02, "text": " It requires such a deep knowledge of what maps are, what walls you can shoot through, where the sights are."}, {"start": 5686.02, "end": 5692.02, "text": " Like everything is like fucking what the champs do or..."}, {"start": 5692.02, "end": 5694.02, "text": " One's posted on this."}, {"start": 5694.02, "end": 5698.02, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna try to walk out wide. Start shooting in three, two, one. Start shooting."}, {"start": 5698.02, "end": 5702.02, "text": " Okay. He's white, he's white. He's got stuff."}, {"start": 5702.02, "end": 5705.02, "text": " He's gonna break this, he's gonna break this. He's gonna make the door to your right switch."}, {"start": 5708.02, "end": 5718.9400000000005, "text": " happened that's okay guys that's okay that's game that is game this game well"}, {"start": 5718.9400000000005, "end": 5721.9800000000005, "text": " he got more kills than everyone else on their team combined"}, {"start": 5721.9800000000005, "end": 5723.9800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5728.38, "end": 5730.38, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 5730.9800000000005, "end": 5736.620000000001, "text": " Unreal big bond big bond Roth fucking smoked me"}, {"start": 5741.38, "end": 5743.38, "text": " Yeah, we're out that is"}, {"start": 5743.9800000000005, "end": 5745.9800000000005, "text": " I mean that was just so upsetting"}, {"start": 5745.9800000000005, "end": 5751.38, "text": " setting. Just spamming from like I heard this crazy. Bro, I just"}, {"start": 5751.38, "end": 5756.14, "text": " thought I don't see I don't see how another team beats that"}, {"start": 5756.18, "end": 5760.26, "text": " though. Yeah, I guess two good teammates do. Yeah, like, I mean,"}, {"start": 5760.26, "end": 5764.740000000001, "text": " I know Marlin and Danny aren't good, but I'm like, Boyd alone had"}, {"start": 5764.740000000001, "end": 5768.240000000001, "text": " 20 kills. You couldn't you couldn't move on him. Like"}, {"start": 5768.240000000001, "end": 5770.3, "text": " his swings were too fucking fast."}, {"start": 5771.26, "end": 5773.860000000001, "text": " Hey, he's a top he's a top pro player. Don't feel bad. It's"}, {"start": 5773.86, "end": 5775.86, "text": " like a"}, {"start": 5776.099999999999, "end": 5778.099999999999, "text": " Suffer for this bro like you know"}, {"start": 5780.099999999999, "end": 5785.179999999999, "text": " Well, I don't know I mean like I think those teams that could beat him especially if they have like a good like three man"}, {"start": 5785.179999999999, "end": 5790.98, "text": " Like you know, whoever the captain is and then if they draft like a you know a good champ"}, {"start": 5790.98, "end": 5792.299999999999, "text": " But it's just like"}, {"start": 5792.299999999999, "end": 5799.9, "text": " Which 20 and two I just don't and like we literally did an entire video where we fucking 5D one dim and almost lost"}, {"start": 5799.900000000001, "end": 5808.26, "text": " And now he has four more teammates. That's great. He's involved. He's embossed our time in the tournament was slower than trying to initially get"}, {"start": 5808.780000000001, "end": 5811.1, "text": " Actually get in it. Yeah, we were actually flying for about"}, {"start": 5819.3, "end": 5821.3, "text": " That is very funny"}, {"start": 5822.860000000001, "end": 5825.580000000001, "text": " What a game what a game that was awesome"}, {"start": 5825.58, "end": 5833.58, "text": " Well, I'm about a dip, but I'm gonna be just a wonderful rest of your stream."}, {"start": 5833.58, "end": 5837.58, "text": " I don't even think that I drafted a bad team."}, {"start": 5837.58, "end": 5839.58, "text": " I don't think I did so great, but if I'm being real,"}, {"start": 5839.58, "end": 5843.58, "text": " I think any world we were losing against, boy, it's T."}, {"start": 5843.58, "end": 5846.58, "text": " I don't see how we would have won that."}, {"start": 5846.58, "end": 5849.58, "text": " Maybe we lost turn it, but I think we made some friends for life."}, {"start": 5849.58, "end": 5851.58, "text": " That's what I think, too."}, {"start": 5851.58, "end": 5853.38, "text": " I love you all."}, {"start": 5853.38, "end": 5854.38, "text": " I got more kills than you, Joe."}, {"start": 5854.38, "end": 5856.38, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 5856.38, "end": 5859.18, "text": " I got more kills than you, bro."}, {"start": 5859.18, "end": 5859.68, "text": " You did."}, {"start": 5859.68, "end": 5860.38, "text": " You did really good."}, {"start": 5860.38, "end": 5861.78, "text": " And hey, everybody was telling me"}, {"start": 5861.78, "end": 5862.98, "text": " that you were a terrible tip."}, {"start": 5862.98, "end": 5864.48, "text": " And I said, I believe in Ludwig."}, {"start": 5864.48, "end": 5867.88, "text": " I think you mean you did really well."}, {"start": 5867.88, "end": 5868.38, "text": " Well, yeah."}, {"start": 5868.38, "end": 5869.58, "text": " No, you did."}, {"start": 5869.58, "end": 5870.58, "text": " Oh, you did really well."}, {"start": 5870.58, "end": 5870.98, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 5870.98, "end": 5873.18, "text": " A literature major, by the way."}, {"start": 5873.18, "end": 5874.38, "text": " Yes, so."}, {"start": 5874.38, "end": 5874.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5874.88, "end": 5875.28, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 5875.28, "end": 5876.28, "text": " Peace out."}, {"start": 5876.28, "end": 5877.38, "text": " Let me know if everyone won V1."}, {"start": 5877.38, "end": 5879.38, "text": " V1 sports."}, {"start": 5879.38, "end": 5881.08, "text": " I would 100% won V1."}, {"start": 5881.08, "end": 5884.04, "text": " in your ass and in sports you would lose."}, {"start": 5884.04, "end": 5886.96, "text": " Okay, do you actually think you beat me in a mile run?"}, {"start": 5886.96, "end": 5888.4, "text": " Like how fast can you run a mile?"}, {"start": 5888.4, "end": 5889.5599999999995, "text": " Not a mile, no."}, {"start": 5889.5599999999995, "end": 5890.96, "text": " I think if me and you played each,"}, {"start": 5890.96, "end": 5894.0, "text": " if you picked five sports and I picked five sports,"}, {"start": 5894.0, "end": 5896.28, "text": " I think I beat you in seven of them."}, {"start": 5896.28, "end": 5897.48, "text": " Basketball you beat me?"}, {"start": 5898.6, "end": 5899.44, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 5899.44, "end": 5900.6, "text": " I don't know, like are we,"}, {"start": 5900.6, "end": 5903.04, "text": " we're doing like one-to-one like street ball or?"}, {"start": 5903.04, "end": 5906.28, "text": " Yeah, one-to-one, like, yeah, just one-to-one."}, {"start": 5906.28, "end": 5907.12, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5907.12, "end": 5908.08, "text": " I'm really bad at basketball,"}, {"start": 5908.08, "end": 5909.68, "text": " but you're also really short."}, {"start": 5911.08, "end": 5913.08, "text": " Joe Joe we've met in person"}, {"start": 5913.92, "end": 5919.4, "text": " Yeah, sorry. We met in person like five seven when you look your neck was craning back. You like hey Ludwig my name's Joe"}, {"start": 5920.84, "end": 5922.76, "text": " That's not what I looked down"}, {"start": 5922.76, "end": 5926.5599999999995, "text": " I went what up Joe and I patted you on the head bro like a cat. That's not what happened"}, {"start": 5926.5599999999995, "end": 5929.48, "text": " That's not what happened. It was actually a very wholesome thing. You were very nice"}, {"start": 5929.48, "end": 5934.08, "text": " I was very nice, but I was also taller than you factually you were not sorry than I'm sick"}, {"start": 5934.08, "end": 5938.08, "text": " You actually had I think you actually had like height boosters on and you were still like five eight"}, {"start": 5938.08, "end": 5939.64, "text": " It makes me more confident."}, {"start": 5939.64, "end": 5940.78, "text": " There's nothing wrong with height boosters."}, {"start": 5940.78, "end": 5941.58, "text": " It makes me feel better."}, {"start": 5941.58, "end": 5941.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5942.98, "end": 5945.64, "text": " What's your what's your best sport?"}, {"start": 5946.14, "end": 5951.28, "text": " I ran track in high school, but I would say at my top three sports"}, {"start": 5951.58, "end": 5954.64, "text": " that I would be you and specifically."}, {"start": 5954.64, "end": 5956.78, "text": " Actually, maybe for I don't know how strong you are."}, {"start": 5956.78, "end": 5961.34, "text": " I would say my top three sports are probably track soccer, football."}, {"start": 5961.74, "end": 5964.88, "text": " Like, if you counted powerlifting as a sport, I think like by way,"}, {"start": 5964.88, "end": 5967.34, "text": " I'm probably stronger than you know, like you might be able to lift"}, {"start": 5967.34, "end": 5971.14, "text": " more than me. But I actually don't know. Do you work out?"}, {"start": 5971.3, "end": 5975.54, "text": " I work out. I work out. I want to hit the thousand pound"}, {"start": 5975.54, "end": 5976.74, "text": " gold does my goal. I hit that."}, {"start": 5977.7, "end": 5979.5, "text": " You hit the thousand pound club. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 5980.9800000000005, "end": 5984.5, "text": " But no. Yeah. But this is 20 pounds ago. What did you"}, {"start": 5984.5, "end": 5987.66, "text": " deadlift like fucking 500 pounds? No, my deadlifts."}, {"start": 5987.66, "end": 5991.860000000001, "text": " It was kind of we get 355. I squat 380"}, {"start": 5991.86, "end": 5998.099999999999, "text": " 380 355 and then what was your what was your bet 265"}, {"start": 6000.42, "end": 6005.86, "text": " that rounds to a thousand there's something like that yeah that's crazy good yeah but I don't know"}, {"start": 6005.86, "end": 6009.86, "text": " I think like I don't I'm not saying I think you're on athletic what was I just think that I would"}, {"start": 6011.62, "end": 6015.62, "text": " uh hurdles high jump sprints oh yeah your hurdles 110 right"}, {"start": 6015.62, "end": 6022.38, "text": " What what 55 110 I stop I only did 110 herbal software here"}, {"start": 6022.38, "end": 6023.38, "text": " What's your hundred?"}, {"start": 6023.38, "end": 6030.0199999999995, "text": " I thought I qualified for Nationals. Damn. I was like I was like eighth and not eight probably like 12 from the state"}, {"start": 6030.0199999999995, "end": 6032.0199999999995, "text": " What like what's your hundred? Do you have a hundred?"}, {"start": 6033.34, "end": 6037.3, "text": " If I had a run a hundred right now, I never had a hundred time on record"}, {"start": 6037.3, "end": 6039.3, "text": " I normally ran the four by two"}, {"start": 6039.58, "end": 6043.58, "text": " But if I had a hundred if I had to guess what I would run in a hundred right now"}, {"start": 6043.58, "end": 6049.18, "text": " Like if I got on a track and ran I'd probably run like a level 11. No, you smoke me. I think I do 15"}, {"start": 6050.78, "end": 6058.0599999999995, "text": " I think I do I got fifth place in the state of New Hampshire in fifth grade. I ran. I'm not fucking with you a 15 second time"}, {"start": 6059.26, "end": 6061.42, "text": " Okay, but you said that in fifth grade. Yeah"}, {"start": 6062.86, "end": 6066.38, "text": " I could have gone before probably faster. You're probably faster now"}, {"start": 6067.0199999999995, "end": 6070.86, "text": " I don't know bro. I was actually pretty nasty. You're slower than fifth grade"}, {"start": 6070.86, "end": 6074.759999999999, "text": " Yeah, I was I was genuinely a prodigy like I wasted my talent on streaming"}, {"start": 6076.54, "end": 6080.28, "text": " Sorry, what'd you say? I think I wasted all my talents on streaming"}, {"start": 6080.28, "end": 6084.74, "text": " I think I could have been a d4 athlete easy. Oh, you poured all of your efforts. Yeah"}, {"start": 6088.38, "end": 6090.38, "text": " Okay, I'm down bro. I'm down"}, {"start": 6090.66, "end": 6092.66, "text": " Yeah, well, we could set some shit up"}, {"start": 6093.66, "end": 6097.54, "text": " But either way, hey, thanks for that to me and you know, I hope you did you know, I you know"}, {"start": 6097.54, "end": 6100.46, "text": " I'm sorry. I'm sorry your first junko tournament didn't go as planned"}, {"start": 6100.86, "end": 6102.74, "text": " But well, I won his rocket league one."}, {"start": 6102.74, "end": 6106.78, "text": " So, you know, oh, you did mean you."}, {"start": 6106.78, "end": 6107.339999999999, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 6107.339999999999, "end": 6108.5, "text": " Me and Jaycee lost to you."}, {"start": 6108.5, "end": 6110.58, "text": " Yeah, me and me and I brought in a ringer."}, {"start": 6110.58, "end": 6111.98, "text": " Squeaks is an absolute."}, {"start": 6111.98, "end": 6113.54, "text": " Yeah, you actually did very well."}, {"start": 6113.54, "end": 6118.0599999999995, "text": " Squeaks is crazy good, but you also like did way better than expected as well."}, {"start": 6118.0599999999995, "end": 6118.78, "text": " I didn't choke there."}, {"start": 6118.78, "end": 6120.9, "text": " I didn't choke, but now you did well."}, {"start": 6120.98, "end": 6121.58, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 6121.82, "end": 6122.86, "text": " Sports review my foot."}, {"start": 6122.86, "end": 6124.42, "text": " I hope you have a good rest of your night, brother."}, {"start": 6125.0599999999995, "end": 6125.66, "text": " Likewise, man."}, {"start": 6125.66, "end": 6127.58, "text": " Appreciate the invite."}, {"start": 6127.58, "end": 6128.54, "text": " Yeah, I'll catch you."}, {"start": 6128.54, "end": 6130.54, "text": " Peace"}, {"start": 6158.54, "end": 6160.54, "text": " stupid fuck"}, {"start": 6165.9, "end": 6167.9, "text": " How's there already a video he's watching"}, {"start": 6188.54, "end": 6200.16, "text": " I don't know fucking bits the type of the shit"}, {"start": 6200.16, "end": 6207.76, "text": " you're in trouble buddy"}, {"start": 6218.54, "end": 6222.54, "text": " Oh my gosh! Oh that was a free kill if I just sat right behind you!"}, {"start": 6224.04, "end": 6226.54, "text": " Come on, Dany! Let's go!"}, {"start": 6226.54, "end": 6228.54, "text": " We won this game!"}, {"start": 6228.54, "end": 6230.54, "text": " Let's go, bro. Good YouTube video, bro."}, {"start": 6233.54, "end": 6235.54, "text": " Good YouTube video, honestly, bro."}, {"start": 6239.54, "end": 6241.54, "text": " Nah, good YouTube video for show."}, {"start": 6241.54, "end": 6251.94, "text": " Check the pinned, I don't see no pinned, how do I see the pinned here, on me with the"}, {"start": 6251.94, "end": 6252.94, "text": " prime."}, {"start": 6252.94, "end": 6253.94, "text": " He doesn't even know how to check it."}, {"start": 6253.94, "end": 6254.94, "text": " Love this in the chat, is he?"}, {"start": 6254.94, "end": 6256.94, "text": " Talking to the landing right now, no."}, {"start": 6256.94, "end": 6263.7, "text": " What's good lad bro, it's good talking to you bro, GGs Karana so GGs bro."}, {"start": 6263.7, "end": 6266.0199999999995, "text": " Yo it's good talking to you lad."}, {"start": 6266.0199999999995, "end": 6267.0199999999995, "text": " GGs man."}, {"start": 6267.0199999999995, "end": 6270.62, "text": " I hope you down here someday bro, I hope you come to the facility one day, say"}, {"start": 6270.62, "end": 6275.5, "text": " to the guys if you guys are ever hosting anything or whatever it'd be cool to see you well but"}, {"start": 6275.5, "end": 6283.38, "text": " gg's man pleasure it's a pleasure as always oh my god he's big see how boys do though we'll"}, {"start": 6283.38, "end": 6288.22, "text": " see how much dude he's still an attorney I believe so gg's man appreciate you thank you"}, {"start": 6288.22, "end": 6294.9, "text": " I come in to bring bring the 60 ounce gloves oh bad okay okay okay damn okay okay okay"}, {"start": 6294.900000000001, "end": 6296.900000000001, "text": " Let's get us play. Yeah, we just paid against them."}, {"start": 6296.900000000001, "end": 6299.22, "text": " Dude, he was so good."}, {"start": 6299.22, "end": 6300.22, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 6301.9400000000005, "end": 6306.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, I feel like this is a game like because he has two in Valorant."}, {"start": 6306.9400000000005, "end": 6309.22, "text": " If you have a pro, you can still win."}, {"start": 6309.22, "end": 6311.580000000001, "text": " Like the pro can only cover so much."}, {"start": 6312.660000000001, "end": 6313.500000000001, "text": " And he's so nice."}, {"start": 6313.500000000001, "end": 6314.660000000001, "text": " I feel bad being me to him."}, {"start": 6314.660000000001, "end": 6317.660000000001, "text": " I feel like he can just fucking one V five. No."}, {"start": 6320.38, "end": 6323.460000000001, "text": " If he really wants to, he can just fucking one V five."}, {"start": 6324.900000000001, "end": 6337.9400000000005, "text": " like I don't know how Charlie's team is gonna win Charlie's team is gonna get"}, {"start": 6337.9400000000005, "end": 6346.120000000001, "text": " fucked right I guess they have it's Timmy"}, {"start": 6346.12, "end": 6352.72, "text": " Wait, do they have Timmy?"}, {"start": 6352.72, "end": 6355.0, "text": " Are they out?"}, {"start": 6355.0, "end": 6356.5, "text": " They already lost."}, {"start": 6356.5, "end": 6357.84, "text": " Oh, they did lose."}, {"start": 6357.84, "end": 6362.4, "text": " Okay, I was going to say that makes sense because I think the way this tournament was"}, {"start": 6362.4, "end": 6371.96, "text": " set up, it was like, it was a little bit, what was the score of theirs?"}, {"start": 6371.96, "end": 6372.96, "text": " They lost to Stompin."}, {"start": 6372.96, "end": 6375.16, "text": " Yeah, that makes sense."}, {"start": 6375.16, "end": 6377.12, "text": " I feel like the idea of this tournament made sense, right?"}, {"start": 6377.12, "end": 6382.12, "text": " Because you had eight creators drafting eight pros."}, {"start": 6382.32, "end": 6384.88, "text": " And if you're gonna make the creator's skill"}, {"start": 6384.88, "end": 6389.88, "text": " like into a visual indicator, right?"}, {"start": 6390.4, "end": 6393.5199999999995, "text": " The creators were like, you know, like Marlon was here."}, {"start": 6393.5199999999995, "end": 6394.36, "text": " He's the worst, right?"}, {"start": 6394.36, "end": 6396.16, "text": " And then it gets a little better, a little better,"}, {"start": 6396.16, "end": 6398.0, "text": " a little better, a little better, a little better."}, {"start": 6398.0, "end": 6400.72, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven."}, {"start": 6400.72, "end": 6403.48, "text": " And then this is like, this is Charlie, right?"}, {"start": 6403.4800000000005, "end": 6407.200000000001, "text": " who was like the best of the creators."}, {"start": 6407.200000000001, "end": 6411.200000000001, "text": " If you consider length of line to be general skill."}, {"start": 6411.200000000001, "end": 6413.160000000001, "text": " And I think the idea of the event"}, {"start": 6413.160000000001, "end": 6414.96, "text": " was that they would draft pros"}, {"start": 6414.96, "end": 6419.400000000001, "text": " and then the pros would be like slowly decreasing in skill"}, {"start": 6419.400000000001, "end": 6420.84, "text": " right as you go on."}, {"start": 6420.84, "end": 6422.64, "text": " Where this is stomping and this is spoiling"}, {"start": 6422.64, "end": 6423.4800000000005, "text": " and then you get all the way"}, {"start": 6423.4800000000005, "end": 6426.280000000001, "text": " to here where the last player is jinxing, right?"}, {"start": 6426.280000000001, "end": 6427.320000000001, "text": " I think that's the idea."}, {"start": 6427.320000000001, "end": 6429.780000000001, "text": " But I think what actually happens"}, {"start": 6429.780000000001, "end": 6433.000000000001, "text": " is that this is the relative skill of the players."}, {"start": 6433.4800000000005, "end": 6437.38, "text": " And then this is the skill of the pros."}, {"start": 6438.42, "end": 6438.92, "text": " Do you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 6438.92, "end": 6443.320000000001, "text": " Like, yes, they do decrease in the same fashion."}, {"start": 6444.320000000001, "end": 6447.92, "text": " But the value, the the value does not add up."}, {"start": 6448.52, "end": 6456.4800000000005, "text": " The value of Charlie in Jinxie is not nearly as as as close to as valuable as Marlin in Stompin."}, {"start": 6456.780000000001, "end": 6459.42, "text": " Because even if you were to eliminate Marlin,"}, {"start": 6459.42, "end": 6464.26, "text": " Even if you were to eliminate all the fucking the players"}, {"start": 6465.54, "end": 6470.36, "text": " He would still be better they would still be better because we're that fucking awesome"}, {"start": 6477.42, "end": 6479.82, "text": " To be fair they went seven and five I"}, {"start": 6481.82, "end": 6486.82, "text": " Mean that's not bad. That's impressive. I wonder how the other matches were"}, {"start": 6486.82, "end": 6489.7, "text": " I'm sure the final, the top four is going to be really good."}, {"start": 6490.9, "end": 6492.58, "text": " I'm sure the top four will be really good."}, {"start": 6501.179999999999, "end": 6502.98, "text": " Watch Stomp and play."}, {"start": 6503.9, "end": 6506.58, "text": " Who's who's it in it still?"}, {"start": 6510.62, "end": 6511.9, "text": " Is it called Stomp go?"}, {"start": 6511.9, "end": 6512.9, "text": " That's it, right?"}, {"start": 6512.900000000001, "end": 6526.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, what the fuck, the Sungranes are crazy in this game."}, {"start": 6526.9800000000005, "end": 6540.740000000001, "text": " Oh my god, Joe Bart raid!"}, {"start": 6540.74, "end": 6542.74, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 6542.74, "end": 6544.74, "text": " Inside inside inside."}, {"start": 6544.74, "end": 6546.74, "text": " I down one I down one."}, {"start": 6546.74, "end": 6548.74, "text": " Oh my god. Wait, is Stompin actually bad?"}, {"start": 6548.74, "end": 6550.74, "text": " Pull up Stompin just lost."}, {"start": 6550.74, "end": 6552.74, "text": " Who's Richie Soprano?"}, {"start": 6554.74, "end": 6556.74, "text": " Who's Richie Damp Soprano?"}, {"start": 6556.74, "end": 6558.74, "text": " Thank you for the raid."}, {"start": 6558.74, "end": 6560.74, "text": " Thanks Joe."}, {"start": 6560.74, "end": 6562.74, "text": " Thanks Joe for the raid."}, {"start": 6562.74, "end": 6564.74, "text": " What up y'all?"}, {"start": 6566.74, "end": 6568.74, "text": " What's up everybody?"}, {"start": 6568.74, "end": 6578.099999999999, "text": " guys we got our fucking asses be eat we got our fucking asses be crazy style"}, {"start": 6578.099999999999, "end": 6588.9, "text": " holy shit do we get our asses be awesomely L ads shit bro you know what I"}, {"start": 6588.9, "end": 6592.46, "text": " thought about doing I don't think I'm gonna do it I don't think I'm gonna do"}, {"start": 6592.46, "end": 6596.5599999999995, "text": " it but I think it'd be a fun experiment because there's been some"}, {"start": 6596.56, "end": 6602.72, "text": " conversation is actually talking to Connor today about view"}, {"start": 6602.72, "end": 6603.22, "text": " botting."}, {"start": 6606.400000000001, "end": 6608.8, "text": " I was talking to Connor today about view botting and I've"}, {"start": 6608.8, "end": 6614.6, "text": " run an experiment before about starting a brand new Twitch"}, {"start": 6614.6, "end": 6617.88, "text": " channel and seeing how long it takes for somebody to"}, {"start": 6617.88, "end": 6620.92, "text": " recognize me. I thought about doing it on a brand new"}, {"start": 6620.92, "end": 6625.400000000001, "text": " channel and just view botting that new channel to see if it"}, {"start": 6625.400000000001, "end": 6630.040000000001, "text": " gives you a leg up. But I think even viewbotting from an experiment's perspective labels you"}, {"start": 6630.040000000001, "end": 6635.080000000001, "text": " a viewbotter in a way that's probably not good. You know what I mean? Even if you're doing"}, {"start": 6635.080000000001, "end": 6640.88, "text": " it fully for that experiment, you actually just did the act of viewbotting, which I"}, {"start": 6640.88, "end": 6650.4400000000005, "text": " think wouldn't come across. But I am curious. Could you get banned on main? Maybe, but"}, {"start": 6650.4400000000005, "end": 6653.4800000000005, "text": " Like, who gives a fuck about getting banned on Twitch?"}, {"start": 6653.4800000000005, "end": 6654.660000000001, "text": " I mean, candidly, right?"}, {"start": 6654.660000000001, "end": 6657.22, "text": " You lose the income of being able to stream on Twitch"}, {"start": 6657.22, "end": 6658.660000000001, "text": " for the period that you are banned,"}, {"start": 6658.660000000001, "end": 6662.26, "text": " but like, Twitch has shown very little fucking"}, {"start": 6663.900000000001, "end": 6665.460000000001, "text": " willingness to ban creators,"}, {"start": 6665.460000000001, "end": 6668.500000000001, "text": " even who do heinous shit for a period longer than a month."}, {"start": 6669.42, "end": 6670.900000000001, "text": " So it's like, who actually fucking cares"}, {"start": 6670.900000000001, "end": 6672.500000000001, "text": " about getting banned on Twitch?"}, {"start": 6674.9800000000005, "end": 6678.3, "text": " Like, cheating on a different Rainbow Six Siege account."}, {"start": 6678.3, "end": 6681.3, "text": " Yeah, I guess it is like cheating on an alt account."}, {"start": 6681.3, "end": 6683.46, "text": " I don't cheat on my man guys, just my alt."}, {"start": 6687.34, "end": 6689.58, "text": " But I don't know, but we basically"}, {"start": 6689.58, "end": 6691.9400000000005, "text": " were having the conversation."}, {"start": 6691.9400000000005, "end": 6695.66, "text": " How many streamers do you think viewbot?"}, {"start": 6695.66, "end": 6699.820000000001, "text": " Cause I think a lot of people are slowly recognizing"}, {"start": 6699.820000000001, "end": 6701.38, "text": " that more people viewbot."}, {"start": 6701.38, "end": 6703.46, "text": " And I think it's swung too far."}, {"start": 6703.46, "end": 6705.38, "text": " I think a lot of people, what's up SuperTF?"}, {"start": 6705.38, "end": 6708.42, "text": " I think a lot of people think like 70% of streamers"}, {"start": 6708.42, "end": 6711.1, "text": " are some like crazy high number of people viewbot."}, {"start": 6711.1, "end": 6713.38, "text": " But I feel like it's actually quite low"}, {"start": 6714.42, "end": 6716.14, "text": " compared to the average person."}, {"start": 6724.3, "end": 6726.42, "text": " I think of the top 100 streamers,"}, {"start": 6726.42, "end": 6727.54, "text": " I think Joe's number is close."}, {"start": 6727.54, "end": 6729.42, "text": " I think of the top 100 streamers,"}, {"start": 6729.42, "end": 6731.62, "text": " top 200, maybe 10% viewbot."}, {"start": 6731.62, "end": 6733.06, "text": " And I'm sure there's a lot of smaller creators"}, {"start": 6733.06, "end": 6735.02, "text": " who viewbot who it's harder to detect"}, {"start": 6735.02, "end": 6737.46, "text": " because most people just aren't aware of the channel."}, {"start": 6740.46, "end": 6743.18, "text": " But I think most people don't view Bot."}, {"start": 6743.18, "end": 6744.860000000001, "text": " But I think now at like,"}, {"start": 6744.860000000001, "end": 6746.700000000001, "text": " NMP said some crazy shit on Twitter"}, {"start": 6746.700000000001, "end": 6749.22, "text": " that 75% of the top streamers view Bot,"}, {"start": 6749.22, "end": 6751.540000000001, "text": " which just seems pulled out of his ass."}, {"start": 6754.22, "end": 6755.38, "text": " H rock ended stream."}, {"start": 6755.38, "end": 6757.3, "text": " Is he at the tournament today?"}, {"start": 6760.22, "end": 6761.820000000001, "text": " What is he even doing in Vegas?"}, {"start": 6765.02, "end": 6772.860000000001, "text": " extra Emily defo does it because who's watching her okay it you're it's kind of"}, {"start": 6772.860000000001, "end": 6776.660000000001, "text": " circular logic right you're just you're using your own subjective taste to"}, {"start": 6776.660000000001, "end": 6780.34, "text": " dictate who view bots because you're saying something you don't like has"}, {"start": 6780.34, "end": 6786.9800000000005, "text": " views but that doesn't make any sense you obviously know that there are"}, {"start": 6786.9800000000005, "end": 6793.540000000001, "text": " creators who you don't fuck with who get views so you can't just use the"}, {"start": 6793.54, "end": 6799.54, "text": " logic of I don't like them therefore they viewbot unless you just live through a"}, {"start": 6799.54, "end": 6805.78, "text": " worldview where you are a like a main character syndrome and what I like is a"}, {"start": 6805.78, "end": 6811.94, "text": " true objective taste so anything that I don't like that has views must be modded"}, {"start": 6811.9400000000005, "end": 6826.500000000001, "text": " Dude Emily got hoed by Mr. Beast I will say that."}, {"start": 6826.500000000001, "end": 6830.580000000001, "text": " She got hoed by Mr. Beast on that video."}, {"start": 6830.580000000001, "end": 6835.22, "text": " The behind the scenes video."}, {"start": 6835.22, "end": 6840.22, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 6840.22, "end": 6842.68, "text": " MrBeast is making like he's been making behind-the-scenes videos"}, {"start": 6842.68, "end": 6846.780000000001, "text": " I think because he was tired of allegations that he like cheats or lies about his events"}, {"start": 6848.14, "end": 6850.9800000000005, "text": " So he made a video called how I trick the internet about"}, {"start": 6851.7, "end": 6852.860000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6852.860000000001, "end": 6856.900000000001, "text": " The 50 streamers in a box and how he made everyone have a fake setup"}, {"start": 6860.7, "end": 6862.7, "text": " Join call real quick"}, {"start": 6863.42, "end": 6865.42, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 6865.42, "end": 6871.14, "text": " Bro, I just, I want to have the take, sorry, I love talking about this."}, {"start": 6871.14, "end": 6872.14, "text": " Have the take."}, {"start": 6872.14, "end": 6878.1, "text": " I think that 10 per, yeah, I would say like 10 to 20% of the top streamers view bought,"}, {"start": 6878.1, "end": 6882.66, "text": " but I think they view bought like 30 to 40% of their viewers."}, {"start": 6882.66, "end": 6887.22, "text": " So I don't think like, I think some people believe that the top streamers are, you"}, {"start": 6887.22, "end": 6892.42, "text": " know, 12K viewers and, you know, 11K of them are bought it."}, {"start": 6892.42, "end": 6893.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6893.42, "end": 6898.22, "text": " more realistically, there's a lot of streamers that average, you know, anywhere between seven"}, {"start": 6898.22, "end": 6904.86, "text": " and 15 K views and 30 to 40% of them are they're trying to get themselves to the next level of"}, {"start": 6904.86, "end": 6910.54, "text": " stream game. So they get better sponsors and they get in better stream circles rather than"}, {"start": 6911.26, "end": 6915.9, "text": " like, Oh, I'm just botting every single viewer I have. The only person that I actually think"}, {"start": 6915.9, "end": 6919.18, "text": " might have done that was jacked already. Because like when I would tap into that guy's"}, {"start": 6919.18, "end": 6925.820000000001, "text": " Twitch stream chat was dead. No one was typing and he'd have like 3000 people in stream. Yeah, and I was like, there's no way"}, {"start": 6926.700000000001, "end": 6928.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think it's more realistic that"}, {"start": 6929.9800000000005, "end": 6935.740000000001, "text": " Or somebody's bottom four they're doing they're doing a marginal number that it's realistic and easy enough to hide"}, {"start": 6936.900000000001, "end": 6941.54, "text": " You know, I'll go as far as to say I think even if 10% or 15 20% of people were to viewbot"}, {"start": 6941.54, "end": 6948.34, "text": " I think 90% of those people don't even touch the viewbot like somebody else is either doing it on their"}, {"start": 6948.34, "end": 6951.54, "text": " Yeah, you might be getting view-botted and you're not even hitting the button."}, {"start": 6951.54, "end": 6952.42, "text": " Like, you don't even know."}, {"start": 6952.42, "end": 6958.42, "text": " Yeah, because I think very few people would even engage so openly with it."}, {"start": 6958.42, "end": 6962.1, "text": " They would just have someone do it for them or someone do it for them without their consent."}, {"start": 6962.1, "end": 6962.62, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 6964.02, "end": 6967.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I used to have a problem where people, it's not even a viewbot."}, {"start": 6967.9400000000005, "end": 6970.46, "text": " It's like, have you ever gotten like chat bot spammed?"}, {"start": 6970.46, "end": 6970.9800000000005, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 6970.9800000000005, "end": 6974.1, "text": " Like one guy just has like 500 accounts that just spam the same message"}, {"start": 6974.1, "end": 6976.9400000000005, "text": " and then you have to put your chat in shield mode, like some shit,"}, {"start": 6976.9400000000005, "end": 6977.860000000001, "text": " like something like that,"}, {"start": 6977.860000000001, "end": 6979.860000000001, "text": " where they're just kind of dealing it for you."}, {"start": 6979.860000000001, "end": 6980.700000000001, "text": " But here's the deal."}, {"start": 6980.700000000001, "end": 6983.02, "text": " It's like, you can also viewbot,"}, {"start": 6983.02, "end": 6985.360000000001, "text": " and it's just paid media."}, {"start": 6985.360000000001, "end": 6989.320000000001, "text": " And it's not necessarily against any rules."}, {"start": 6990.18, "end": 6991.780000000001, "text": " What do you mean it's paid media?"}, {"start": 6991.780000000001, "end": 6994.3, "text": " You're saying like, if you were on another platform"}, {"start": 6994.3, "end": 6995.540000000001, "text": " and you're paying for views."}, {"start": 6995.540000000001, "end": 6998.580000000001, "text": " Yeah, like you could pay, you know, for example,"}, {"start": 6998.580000000001, "end": 7000.3, "text": " I guess, Fextra Life used to do this, right?"}, {"start": 7000.3, "end": 7001.76, "text": " Like Fextra Life would have a bunch of people"}, {"start": 7001.76, "end": 7003.900000000001, "text": " going to their website for guides on how to beat"}, {"start": 7003.900000000001, "end": 7005.4800000000005, "text": " Elden Ring, and then they would have a stream"}, {"start": 7005.4800000000005, "end": 7006.740000000001, "text": " of somebody playing through Elden Ring."}, {"start": 7006.74, "end": 7008.78, "text": " and that stream would have like 20K viewers"}, {"start": 7008.78, "end": 7011.5, "text": " because it'd be embedded into the site of FactureLife."}, {"start": 7011.5, "end": 7015.219999999999, "text": " And like on paper, it's like a fine practice."}, {"start": 7015.219999999999, "end": 7016.62, "text": " You own the website, FactureLife."}, {"start": 7016.62, "end": 7017.94, "text": " You have a FactureLife stream."}, {"start": 7017.94, "end": 7020.179999999999, "text": " It's okay to embed your stream on FactureLife,"}, {"start": 7020.179999999999, "end": 7022.58, "text": " but your viewers are not authentic."}, {"start": 7022.58, "end": 7025.62, "text": " And I think you could pay a website to be embedded"}, {"start": 7025.62, "end": 7028.98, "text": " or get paid media to promote your stream."}, {"start": 7028.98, "end": 7032.88, "text": " And it's not like, it's not bots in the same sense."}, {"start": 7032.88, "end": 7034.46, "text": " Like they're not genuine viewers"}, {"start": 7034.46, "end": 7035.82, "text": " who are engaging in the stream."}, {"start": 7035.82, "end": 7038.66, "text": " Well, then wouldn't you say the same thing"}, {"start": 7038.66, "end": 7040.799999999999, "text": " about like being on Twitch front page?"}, {"start": 7040.799999999999, "end": 7042.74, "text": " Like when you go on, if you were on Twitch front page,"}, {"start": 7042.74, "end": 7045.299999999999, "text": " your views skyrocket like 10 to 12,000,"}, {"start": 7045.299999999999, "end": 7047.24, "text": " but none of them are chatting."}, {"start": 7047.24, "end": 7048.16, "text": " I mean, they're fake."}, {"start": 7048.16, "end": 7051.04, "text": " I think it's just like the same thing as like weird"}, {"start": 7051.04, "end": 7053.96, "text": " like cable TV numbers just being full wrong"}, {"start": 7053.96, "end": 7055.799999999999, "text": " where it's like half the people"}, {"start": 7055.799999999999, "end": 7057.32, "text": " that you're marking down as a viewer"}, {"start": 7057.32, "end": 7059.46, "text": " aren't even in the room that their TV's on."}, {"start": 7059.46, "end": 7060.299999999999, "text": " Yeah, I think that's the-"}, {"start": 7060.299999999999, "end": 7061.12, "text": " It's just playing a show."}, {"start": 7061.12, "end": 7062.5, "text": " It's just legal view-bottom is what it is, right?"}, {"start": 7062.5, "end": 7063.639999999999, "text": " Because like they're faking the sense"}, {"start": 7063.639999999999, "end": 7065.2, "text": " that they're not genuine viewers."}, {"start": 7065.2, "end": 7066.16, "text": " not engaging with the content."}, {"start": 7066.16, "end": 7068.5599999999995, "text": " Like Amazon music streaming to 11,000 people."}, {"start": 7068.96, "end": 7069.72, "text": " I don't think I've seen it."}, {"start": 7069.72, "end": 7071.08, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 7071.12, "end": 7072.96, "text": " There's not one person typing in the chat right now."}, {"start": 7074.32, "end": 7077.36, "text": " Uh, and like, for example, I did a talkies TikTok."}, {"start": 7078.2, "end": 7078.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7078.46, "end": 7081.5599999999995, "text": " Talkies paid me to do a TikTok and then they wanted their"}, {"start": 7081.5599999999995, "end": 7084.16, "text": " TikTok to be successful so that they could go to their boss and be like,"}, {"start": 7084.16, "end": 7086.08, "text": " look, we paid this creator to make a TikTok."}, {"start": 7086.08, "end": 7086.72, "text": " It got millions of views."}, {"start": 7087.32, "end": 7088.84, "text": " Joe, they paid so much."}, {"start": 7088.84, "end": 7090.8, "text": " This TikTok has 26 million views."}, {"start": 7091.599999999999, "end": 7091.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7091.84, "end": 7094.28, "text": " It's just crazy paid usage and it'll be like, you could tell"}, {"start": 7094.28, "end": 7097.24, "text": " when it's you can tell when it's yeah look 20 and you only 36"}, {"start": 7097.24, "end": 7100.96, "text": " 300 comments like the ratios the ratio is absurd that it has"}, {"start": 7100.96, "end": 7104.8, "text": " 26 my most you ticked off ever but it's not legitimate it's just"}, {"start": 7104.8, "end": 7110.679999999999, "text": " paid media. So I think you could do you could do that as well"}, {"start": 7110.679999999999, "end": 7117.92, "text": " with streaming and it'd be really easy to hide. I think it is"}, {"start": 7117.92, "end": 7121.16, "text": " a little bit more complex than than some people think though"}, {"start": 7121.16, "end": 7123.639999999999, "text": " because it's like did you ever see the experiment out of"}, {"start": 7123.64, "end": 7129.8, "text": " college they did where like 100 people in the same room joined one Twitch stream"}, {"start": 7129.8, "end": 7134.76, "text": " and the view count only went up by one because like it actually gauges like"}, {"start": 7134.76, "end": 7139.4400000000005, "text": " location and other factors like you can't if you were like a new Twitch"}, {"start": 7139.4400000000005, "end": 7142.400000000001, "text": " streamer and you just like pull up your own stream on like four separate"}, {"start": 7142.400000000001, "end": 7146.04, "text": " accounts it won't even give you more than one view right yeah because it'll be"}, {"start": 7146.04, "end": 7151.84, "text": " like under the same internet wife yeah yeah yeah I think I don't know that's"}, {"start": 7151.84, "end": 7157.84, "text": " I thought it'd be interesting to try a genuine viewbotting experiment to see like because I think the argument right now"}, {"start": 7157.84, "end": 7163.92, "text": " How much are you gonna viewbot like are you gonna like you you you would have you can't viewbot yourself like thousands of viewers?"}, {"start": 7163.92, "end": 7167.92, "text": " I feel like twitch would flag that like what's more realistic"}, {"start": 7167.92, "end": 7171.04, "text": " I I actually I think the people at the top viewbot"}, {"start": 7171.28, "end": 7175.08, "text": " Yeah, 30 like 10% of them viewbot 30 to 40 percent of their viewers"}, {"start": 7175.08, "end": 7179.14, "text": " I think it's more common that like twitch streamers with like"}, {"start": 7179.14, "end": 7183.18, "text": " 300 viewers are botting 250 of them."}, {"start": 7183.88, "end": 7186.740000000001, "text": " Like almost the majority of their views are botted"}, {"start": 7186.9400000000005, "end": 7190.4400000000005, "text": " and they're just trying to push themselves up to like a more recognizable"}, {"start": 7190.780000000001, "end": 7191.88, "text": " twitch paid."}, {"start": 7191.88, "end": 7193.9800000000005, "text": " I feel like that might get on the recommended."}, {"start": 7193.9800000000005, "end": 7196.780000000001, "text": " That'd be expensive. No, to you. But I have no."}, {"start": 7196.780000000001, "end": 7199.4400000000005, "text": " I don't even know how much how much does it cost to view by?"}, {"start": 7199.4800000000005, "end": 7201.84, "text": " I don't know. I haven't gone to the websites yet."}, {"start": 7201.84, "end": 7203.88, "text": " I've talked to like, I know that."}, {"start": 7203.88, "end": 7205.58, "text": " OK, I'm not 100 percent."}, {"start": 7205.58, "end": 7208.14, "text": " I know some names in the twitch sphere"}, {"start": 7208.14, "end": 7217.14, "text": " that I've been told are pretty sure confirmed viewbotters and what I've been told is that they viewbot around 30 to 40% of views."}, {"start": 7218.14, "end": 7226.14, "text": " Okay, viewbotter website, if you want 750 live viewers, it's 650 a month. It's almost a dollar a viewer."}, {"start": 7227.14, "end": 7235.14, "text": " 650 a month, but you're paying 75 live viewers that are going to tap into your stream, like they'll be in your stream 24 hours a day if you need them to."}, {"start": 7236.14, "end": 7237.14, "text": " Apparently they're chatters, yeah."}, {"start": 7238.14, "end": 7242.3, "text": " What do you mean they're chatters, realistic chatters like AI chat box?"}, {"start": 7242.3, "end": 7244.62, "text": " Yeah, I guess. This is realistic chatters."}, {"start": 7247.54, "end": 7248.14, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 7248.780000000001, "end": 7252.9400000000005, "text": " Because I actually understand the logic."}, {"start": 7253.700000000001, "end": 7259.26, "text": " If you were to play Super Mario 64, you need 75 viewers in your top three in the category."}, {"start": 7260.42, "end": 7264.22, "text": " Yeah, if you were to start a brand new Twitch channel in your top three in the category,"}, {"start": 7264.22, "end": 7267.1, "text": " like people who might click that category bouncing from another streamer who just"}, {"start": 7267.1, "end": 7272.4800000000005, "text": " ended or you know, we're just curious about it and they'll be more likely to click you top three than if you're you know"}, {"start": 7272.4800000000005, "end": 7277.620000000001, "text": " I used to scroll down for you. So like I wonder how much that works if that because that's though"}, {"start": 7277.620000000001, "end": 7282.18, "text": " That's the layman's law. I don't think that's I don't think that's causing enough growth though to"}, {"start": 7282.54, "end": 7289.06, "text": " Off put the cost of 650 a month to put you in that in that category the 75 viewers"}, {"start": 7289.06, "end": 7294.780000000001, "text": " It's dude is 20 bucks a week or 60 a month $60 a month for that"}, {"start": 7294.78, "end": 7297.86, "text": " to end up top three."}, {"start": 7297.86, "end": 7302.86, "text": " Well, and then here's another thing that I'm wondering."}, {"start": 7302.86, "end": 7306.139999999999, "text": " If you view bot and you run an ad,"}, {"start": 7306.139999999999, "end": 7310.62, "text": " do those boted views go to your ad revenue?"}, {"start": 7310.62, "end": 7315.62, "text": " See, that's what I think the answer is no. And I think Twitch has the ability to differentiate between..."}, {"start": 7315.62, "end": 7318.3, "text": " They can tell. But they're not doing anything about the numbers."}, {"start": 7318.3, "end": 7319.0599999999995, "text": " No, they're not."}, {"start": 7319.0599999999995, "end": 7323.34, "text": " Because YouTube does the same thing where YouTube can tell when something's boted,"}, {"start": 7323.34, "end": 7329.22, "text": " But they're more likely to just not pay out the money for the for the the views then then remove the views"}, {"start": 7331.22, "end": 7333.56, "text": " They're not trying to fucking hurt their bottom line"}, {"start": 7336.02, "end": 7341.06, "text": " Yeah, it makes their platform look better if certain people have you know a"}, {"start": 7342.1, "end": 7346.02, "text": " View bump, you know, I was thinking about and I think this is happening more and more"}, {"start": 7346.02, "end": 7348.88, "text": " You know about paid Clippers right paid Clippers is like whatever a meta that people"}, {"start": 7348.88, "end": 7355.6, "text": " I get hit up all the time by other creators going, yo, who do you pay to clip?"}, {"start": 7355.6, "end": 7357.64, "text": " And I go, dude, you pay people to clip."}, {"start": 7358.24, "end": 7361.400000000001, "text": " I mean, you're one of the few people though, who like authentically just has"}, {"start": 7361.400000000001, "end": 7362.76, "text": " people engaging in clipping."}, {"start": 7362.8, "end": 7366.2, "text": " Yeah, but they're, but I'm not paying them to clip, but they're making money"}, {"start": 7366.2, "end": 7366.96, "text": " by clipping me."}, {"start": 7367.04, "end": 7367.24, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 7367.24, "end": 7369.4800000000005, "text": " Like they're making, they're making minute clips."}, {"start": 7369.52, "end": 7371.0, "text": " That's like an old school way to do it."}, {"start": 7371.04, "end": 7373.52, "text": " The new way is where you pay people, then you're creating an"}, {"start": 7373.56, "end": 7377.400000000001, "text": " inauthentic amount of content, inorganic content that gets shoved in the"}, {"start": 7377.400000000001, "end": 7377.96, "text": " timelines."}, {"start": 7377.96, "end": 7383.92, "text": " Well, I just think if you got to pay people to clip your content sucks like yeah, but it works you"}, {"start": 7384.64, "end": 7392.12, "text": " It does I know that clue that you see had a his girlfriends pregnant today. I've never watched your clavicular stream"}, {"start": 7392.12, "end": 7395.56, "text": " I have no reason to know about that. I know about that because a paid clipper"}, {"start": 7397.66, "end": 7404.14, "text": " But do you think that every clipper in that in that sphere is paid or it's just like some of them are paid and then some of them are like"}, {"start": 7404.14, "end": 7407.44, "text": " Oh, maybe I could actually make money clipping these I think some are"}, {"start": 7407.96, "end": 7414.88, "text": " I think there's like a paid cohort and then there's like a like a shoot-off of people who are trying to get that to do it full-time"}, {"start": 7414.88, "end": 7417.84, "text": " And they're not paid, but I think a good amount are paid"}, {"start": 7418.64, "end": 7425.24, "text": " Especially the bigger ones the only time I ever paid for clipping was when I would it wasn't even really paid for clipping"}, {"start": 7425.24, "end": 7432.0, "text": " I had my own clip account back when I was smaller and I would pay a guy to make clips and I would post them on my"}, {"start": 7432.0, "end": 7434.88, "text": " my official Joe Bart clips account."}, {"start": 7434.88, "end": 7436.64, "text": " Yeah, that's not even, that's different."}, {"start": 7436.64, "end": 7438.44, "text": " Yeah, I feel like that's paying an editor."}, {"start": 7438.44, "end": 7439.48, "text": " Yeah, that's just paying an editor."}, {"start": 7439.48, "end": 7440.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7440.64, "end": 7442.2, "text": " Yeah, some people, I mean like,"}, {"start": 7442.2, "end": 7444.76, "text": " some people do it in a, like, I think it's like Squeaks"}, {"start": 7444.76, "end": 7445.6, "text": " does it."}, {"start": 7446.76, "end": 7447.88, "text": " Squeaks pays Clippers?"}, {"start": 7447.88, "end": 7450.48, "text": " Yeah, like he doesn't want to operate his own clip channel,"}, {"start": 7450.48, "end": 7452.96, "text": " but he'll like pay people to make clips"}, {"start": 7452.96, "end": 7454.32, "text": " of his streams and stuff."}, {"start": 7456.08, "end": 7456.92, "text": " And it's-"}, {"start": 7456.92, "end": 7458.44, "text": " That's wild to me that I feel like he would get"}, {"start": 7458.44, "end": 7459.64, "text": " more authentically clipped."}, {"start": 7459.64, "end": 7462.12, "text": " I watch my chat asks me about this."}, {"start": 7462.12, "end": 7465.04, "text": " I genuinely watch Squeaks VODs."}, {"start": 7465.160000000001, "end": 7468.76, "text": " Like, yes, I watch unedited Squeaks VODs."}, {"start": 7469.64, "end": 7473.96, "text": " OK, I think you're just high to be doing that."}, {"start": 7473.96, "end": 7475.68, "text": " Well, I mean, I do get high and I watch Squeaks."}, {"start": 7475.68, "end": 7477.56, "text": " I watch and play Mario, Super Mario Maker."}, {"start": 7477.56, "end": 7480.0, "text": " But then sometimes he gets stuck on the same level for 30 minutes."}, {"start": 7480.0, "end": 7482.320000000001, "text": " And I go, OK, that's that's a clicker."}, {"start": 7482.320000000001, "end": 7483.4400000000005, "text": " Let's lock it in."}, {"start": 7483.4400000000005, "end": 7485.4400000000005, "text": " Let's lock it in."}, {"start": 7485.4400000000005, "end": 7488.4800000000005, "text": " Well, I think I think you can also pay."}, {"start": 7488.4800000000005, "end": 7490.68, "text": " You get the ball rolling and then you could not pay"}, {"start": 7491.52, "end": 7497.000000000001, "text": " You know yeah, like you pay and then you get enough people that actually just start clipping you to try and make money themselves"}, {"start": 7497.360000000001, "end": 7503.88, "text": " And then now you could stop but I have I have a theory is what because there's so many clipping agencies or whatever"}, {"start": 7504.080000000001, "end": 7509.240000000001, "text": " It's like hey, we're the fucking number one clipping agency. We have a team of 200 Clippers. I"}, {"start": 7510.040000000001, "end": 7511.88, "text": " think they're doing"}, {"start": 7511.88, "end": 7513.360000000001, "text": " what"}, {"start": 7513.360000000001, "end": 7517.92, "text": " Agencies in like traditional sales have done for years, which is they're getting Clippers and"}, {"start": 7518.4800000000005, "end": 7522.320000000001, "text": " They're having them clip the content. They're putting paid media behind those clips so they get a lot of views"}, {"start": 7522.8, "end": 7530.72, "text": " So then they can get the money from the creator for these paid views like everything. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Say this again. You're saying"}, {"start": 7532.240000000001, "end": 7538.080000000001, "text": " You're saying people are clipping and then putting like when you see like a like a like a roulette or like a steak.com"}, {"start": 7538.160000000001, "end": 7543.92, "text": " Like staple on a clip or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like so the so usually the streamer"}, {"start": 7543.92, "end": 7551.16, "text": " Okay, well or or maybe steak or I guess channel five is saying Peter teal"}, {"start": 7551.16, "end": 7556.4800000000005, "text": " He allegedly keeps Peter teal of funding clavicular's clips, but like somebody"}, {"start": 7557.04, "end": 7564.82, "text": " Okay, one of those three either steak Peter teal or the streamer pays an outside party is is funding clips for this creator"}, {"start": 7564.82, "end": 7569.9, "text": " That's in connection with them and then slapping the logo on the clips of them"}, {"start": 7569.900000000001, "end": 7573.400000000001, "text": " Yeah. And then they'll also pay for paid media for those clips."}, {"start": 7573.400000000001, "end": 7575.000000000001, "text": " So those clips get even more views."}, {"start": 7575.3, "end": 7577.8, "text": " So then whoever's paying for that has to pay more money."}, {"start": 7579.6, "end": 7581.400000000001, "text": " Because the I had a problem."}, {"start": 7582.400000000001, "end": 7586.3, "text": " I think that does happen, but I've also had my own issue where there's accounts"}, {"start": 7586.3, "end": 7591.400000000001, "text": " that do clip me and then they do put ads over those views and I have to like"}, {"start": 7591.400000000001, "end": 7595.500000000001, "text": " copyright ban them because they start promoting like offshore gambling sites."}, {"start": 7595.6, "end": 7599.1, "text": " Other clips of me just talking reached out to by stake."}, {"start": 7599.1, "end": 7600.26, "text": " Yeah, I think that's why steak."}, {"start": 7600.26, "end": 7602.740000000001, "text": " And yeah, it's usually reels creator."}, {"start": 7602.900000000001, "end": 7604.9800000000005, "text": " It's more than tech talk, like reels creators."}, {"start": 7604.9800000000005, "end": 7606.02, "text": " I have to copyright ban."}, {"start": 7606.02, "end": 7607.660000000001, "text": " I thought they'll promote."}, {"start": 7607.9400000000005, "end": 7610.780000000001, "text": " Oh my God, you watch a reels creator and then they're like, hold up."}, {"start": 7610.860000000001, "end": 7614.42, "text": " Watch this $50 blackjack bet in the middle of the reel."}, {"start": 7615.46, "end": 7617.18, "text": " It is an instant mute for me."}, {"start": 7618.22, "end": 7621.820000000001, "text": " Oh my God, when they go there, they're actually they're doing a tech talk video"}, {"start": 7621.820000000001, "end": 7622.700000000001, "text": " and they're like, oh, hold up."}, {"start": 7622.700000000001, "end": 7625.26, "text": " Let me see if I could pay this for this with my rain bed."}, {"start": 7625.3, "end": 7625.820000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7625.9400000000005, "end": 7626.820000000001, "text": " Oh, maybe not."}, {"start": 7626.82, "end": 7630.88, "text": " I'm like, wow, I mean, talk about brute forcing a fucking ad in a video."}, {"start": 7630.88, "end": 7635.42, "text": " I'm gonna see if I can pay for this Mexican food with his roulette and then it's and then and then you go back to it."}, {"start": 7635.42, "end": 7639.62, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Gambling does seem to pay for everything, but I don't know."}, {"start": 7639.62, "end": 7641.42, "text": " I feel like everything's fake all the way down."}, {"start": 7642.719999999999, "end": 7645.62, "text": " Except for clavicular, which I do get on my feet authentically."}, {"start": 7648.12, "end": 7650.219999999999, "text": " But that's also why I'm tech talk."}, {"start": 7650.219999999999, "end": 7652.62, "text": " That's on Twitter."}, {"start": 7652.62, "end": 7654.82, "text": " Well, I mean, claps all over Twitter."}, {"start": 7654.82, "end": 7660.78, "text": " I just think those kick channels are all over Twitter. Yes, like I think any any like dude neon clav"}, {"start": 7661.54, "end": 7667.74, "text": " Any kick streamer I'm seeing on Twitter more than anyone. Yeah, it is crazy. How much they run that website?"}, {"start": 7668.5, "end": 7670.5, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 7671.219999999999, "end": 7672.58, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 7672.58, "end": 7674.58, "text": " Are you taking a poop? Well?"}, {"start": 7674.7, "end": 7678.34, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna go take a shit. Thank you for sorry for interrupting your stream"}, {"start": 7678.34, "end": 7680.34, "text": " I wanted to just ramble about that real quick"}, {"start": 7680.34, "end": 7682.14, "text": " I thought that's a really fun topic."}, {"start": 7682.14, "end": 7682.7, "text": " You're good, bro."}, {"start": 7682.7, "end": 7683.5, "text": " Enjoy the shit."}, {"start": 7683.5, "end": 7684.3, "text": " I'll see you at the day."}, {"start": 7684.3, "end": 7686.9800000000005, "text": " If you ever do that video, good luck with it."}, {"start": 7686.9800000000005, "end": 7687.74, "text": " I don't know if I can."}, {"start": 7687.74, "end": 7689.74, "text": " I think the reputation hate will be too hard"}, {"start": 7689.74, "end": 7692.9800000000005, "text": " because I will just be a guy who did viewbot for real."}, {"start": 7692.9800000000005, "end": 7694.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7694.3, "end": 7696.58, "text": " But it is a good experiment."}, {"start": 7696.58, "end": 7697.78, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7697.78, "end": 7701.38, "text": " All right, well, have a good rest of your stream, bro."}, {"start": 7701.38, "end": 7703.58, "text": " I have to go pee pee."}, {"start": 7770.34, "end": 7788.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7788.34, "end": 7793.84, "text": " Chat next week. Joe viewers."}, {"start": 7793.84, "end": 7797.84, "text": " Tim is our high viz. Oh yeah."}, {"start": 7797.84, "end": 7802.6, "text": " Okay, we have to actually figure it out right now so that next week we can just jump into it."}, {"start": 7802.6, "end": 7808.68, "text": " But I have been trying to prove all year that I'm a phenomenal gamer."}, {"start": 7808.68, "end": 7810.04, "text": " That has been the goal of this year for me."}, {"start": 7810.04, "end": 7811.84, "text": " I'm gunning for gamer of the year."}, {"start": 7811.84, "end": 7815.96, "text": " I'm trying to right the wrongs in my past where people look at me as a guy who's dog"}, {"start": 7815.96, "end": 7817.6, "text": " shit at video games."}, {"start": 7817.6, "end": 7825.12, "text": " And to do that, I have the return of the god gamer gauntlet."}, {"start": 7825.12, "end": 7827.599999999999, "text": " The idea of the God Gamer Gollum, pretty simple, we've done in the past."}, {"start": 7827.599999999999, "end": 7831.8, "text": " We have to win 10 games in a row."}, {"start": 7831.8, "end": 7834.599999999999, "text": " These are all online competitive games."}, {"start": 7834.599999999999, "end": 7839.64, "text": " They could be single player, multi player, but they have to be against other real people."}, {"start": 7839.64, "end": 7843.76, "text": " If I lose any of the games, I have to restart to the top of the order."}, {"start": 7843.76, "end": 7847.84, "text": " Let me give you the list of games that I think would be good."}, {"start": 7847.84, "end": 7850.92, "text": " It is like Lovers vs. the World, but it is single player."}, {"start": 7850.92, "end": 7852.64, "text": " It is single player."}, {"start": 7852.64, "end": 7856.320000000001, "text": " For this the games that I want to win. Okay the games that I want in here"}, {"start": 7858.04, "end": 7860.64, "text": " MCSR speedrunning I'm down minecraft"}, {"start": 7861.6, "end": 7865.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, it's not necessarily the order. I'll do it in but yes MCS are"}, {"start": 7866.52, "end": 7868.52, "text": " Rocket League 100%"}, {"start": 7868.52, "end": 7872.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, Street Fighter 6. I need to start grinding it. I have my match against Tyler"}, {"start": 7875.160000000001, "end": 7880.4800000000005, "text": " Rivals of ether I have to grind for my my Evo entrance"}, {"start": 7880.4800000000005, "end": 7888.040000000001, "text": " CS2. Okay, that's gonna be our one of our team games. What should I do? Should I do ones for?"}, {"start": 7888.040000000001, "end": 7895.68, "text": " Should I do ones for Rocket League or threes? Probably threes, right? League of Legends. Okay."}, {"start": 7895.68, "end": 7902.000000000001, "text": " Slay the Spire 2. It can't be Slay the Spire 2 because it has to be against somebody else."}, {"start": 7902.0, "end": 7904.0, "text": " You should do twos in Rocket League."}, {"start": 7904.0, "end": 7906.0, "text": " Okay, I'll do twos."}, {"start": 7906.0, "end": 7909.0, "text": " Um, chess?"}, {"start": 7909.0, "end": 7910.0, "text": " Geogacer."}, {"start": 7910.0, "end": 7913.0, "text": " Okay, these ones are good because they're relatively short."}, {"start": 7913.0, "end": 7914.0, "text": " I think they're both good though."}, {"start": 7914.0, "end": 7915.0, "text": " Let's throw it in."}, {"start": 7915.0, "end": 7916.0, "text": " Chess?"}, {"start": 7916.0, "end": 7917.0, "text": " Geogacer?"}, {"start": 7917.0, "end": 7918.0, "text": " What else do we got?"}, {"start": 7918.0, "end": 7920.0, "text": " These have to be multiplayer games."}, {"start": 7920.0, "end": 7928.0, "text": " I could do Valorant, but it seems a little bit similar to CS2."}, {"start": 7928.0, "end": 7931.0, "text": " I could do Pokemon Showdown."}, {"start": 7931.0, "end": 7936.06, "text": " I could also do Pokemon champions. How hard is the pub matchmaking in Pokemon champions?"}, {"start": 7938.88, "end": 7940.88, "text": " How hard is that?"}, {"start": 7945.92, "end": 7953.44, "text": " Is it harder than a ran bet in I assume it's easier than showdown because I'm going up against literal children I"}, {"start": 7953.4400000000005, "end": 7961.400000000001, "text": " I think you need a fortnight in there"}, {"start": 7962.8, "end": 7969.52, "text": " Maybe a fall guys how many is that one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven? Okay? I can cut one. I"}, {"start": 7970.52, "end": 7972.52, "text": " Can cut one here"}, {"start": 7983.4400000000005, "end": 7988.320000000001, "text": " I could cut fortnight and wrap it up with fall guys"}, {"start": 7989.76, "end": 7991.76, "text": " Pretty fucking asset for tonight"}, {"start": 7993.200000000001, "end": 7996.4800000000005, "text": " Or I could cut fall guys and wrap it up with fortnight. I"}, {"start": 8001.72, "end": 8004.400000000001, "text": " Think the battle royale being the last one's kind of fun though. I"}, {"start": 8005.84, "end": 8010.080000000001, "text": " Think the order I would do this in for real if I were to do it. I would start chess"}, {"start": 8010.960000000001, "end": 8012.960000000001, "text": " then go Geo guesser"}, {"start": 8013.4400000000005, "end": 8030.8, "text": " then go rocket league actually maybe I do chess then rocket league I think chess"}, {"start": 8030.8, "end": 8041.9800000000005, "text": " rocket league Street Fighter surely you go from shortest to longest yeah"}, {"start": 8041.9800000000005, "end": 8043.9800000000005, "text": " Generally you want to go shortest to longest"}, {"start": 8044.900000000001, "end": 8048.780000000001, "text": " chess Rocket League Street Fighter CS no"}, {"start": 8051.22, "end": 8054.18, "text": " Geo guesser rivals"}, {"start": 8060.22, "end": 8063.46, "text": " And then you go to like CS to"}, {"start": 8065.38, "end": 8067.38, "text": " Pokemon's pretty short right"}, {"start": 8067.38, "end": 8073.22, "text": " Let a wheel decide no no no trust me that would make it miserable"}, {"start": 8074.96, "end": 8078.400000000001, "text": " League of legends, I think this is my like dream order here, right?"}, {"start": 8080.78, "end": 8087.92, "text": " What am I missing what am I missing how I'm missing something no one two three four five six seven eight oh"}, {"start": 8091.38, "end": 8093.38, "text": " MCSR"}, {"start": 8093.38, "end": 8097.24, "text": " MCS are as my penultimate game not a bad not a bad shout"}, {"start": 8101.56, "end": 8106.72, "text": " So I'd have to solo queue all these games in win 10 in a row do this would be fucking hard"}, {"start": 8107.6, "end": 8110.62, "text": " Why not go from the hardest to the easiest?"}, {"start": 8111.3, "end": 8115.2, "text": " Because you get a you get fewer runs in if you were to do that"}, {"start": 8116.7, "end": 8118.7, "text": " You know I mean like"}, {"start": 8118.900000000001, "end": 8121.06, "text": " You get your runs when it goes far I"}, {"start": 8121.06, "end": 8125.620000000001, "text": " I don't know I think there's math somebody's better at math could answer you"}, {"start": 8131.26, "end": 8133.34, "text": " Add super auto pets daily now"}, {"start": 8133.34, "end": 8137.26, "text": " I really want them to be 1v1s fall guys as an enders kind of brutal"}, {"start": 8137.26, "end": 8142.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, fall guys might not be the best. I mean I could do fortnight as my ender. I think fortnight might be a better ender"}, {"start": 8144.14, "end": 8146.84, "text": " You get stuck on chess. I mean"}, {"start": 8148.620000000001, "end": 8150.620000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I"}, {"start": 8151.06, "end": 8157.84, "text": " I think I can do this right now."}, {"start": 8157.84, "end": 8159.860000000001, "text": " I think I can do this right now."}, {"start": 8159.860000000001, "end": 8165.46, "text": " Tim, we don't still have that tool, do we?"}, {"start": 8165.46, "end": 8169.9800000000005, "text": " The one that we use with Connor."}, {"start": 8169.9800000000005, "end": 8185.06, "text": " now that was his mods, can you hit up his mods? can we movie?"}, {"start": 8185.06, "end": 8195.300000000001, "text": " do a little... little jacking?"}, {"start": 8195.3, "end": 8204.74, "text": " to do a little jacking. Can we take it? Okay, what was my order? I just said it moments ago."}, {"start": 8204.74, "end": 8222.42, "text": " Okay, I genuinely think I'm still really nasty at chess. Chess Rocket League Street Fighter."}, {"start": 8222.42, "end": 8227.52, "text": " I'm actually kind of washed at, hold on, let me put that later, GEO guesser, Rivals of"}, {"start": 8227.52, "end": 8245.88, "text": " Ether, Pokemon Showdown, Street Fighter 6, CS2, League, MCSR, Fortnite, boom, this is"}, {"start": 8245.880000000001, "end": 8256.52, "text": " my list what an ugly ass layout though huh total splits 10 10 total splits but I"}, {"start": 8256.52, "end": 8258.880000000001, "text": " don't need all the splits in it just show me three splits and then show me the"}, {"start": 8258.880000000001, "end": 8266.52, "text": " upcoming one I don't think I need previous segment either right"}, {"start": 8275.880000000001, "end": 8291.880000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8291.880000000001, "end": 8293.880000000001, "text": " I think this is kind of money"}, {"start": 8293.880000000001, "end": 8297.880000000001, "text": " I term of this"}, {"start": 8297.880000000001, "end": 8317.84, "text": " I didn't hit okay, it's on me, it's on me, I didn't hit okay."}, {"start": 8317.84, "end": 8318.84, "text": " Let me just give it a shot."}, {"start": 8318.84, "end": 8320.84, "text": " I'm just curious how it'll go for real."}, {"start": 8320.84, "end": 8323.52, "text": " Let me just give it a shot."}, {"start": 8323.52, "end": 8326.640000000001, "text": " It can't hurt to try."}, {"start": 8326.64, "end": 8340.699999999999, "text": " can't hurt to try. I just want to give it a shot. I think, I think I've genuinely gotten"}, {"start": 8340.699999999999, "end": 8344.46, "text": " better at games though. I don't know. I'm feeling real high after that fucking Geo Gesserit tournament"}, {"start": 8344.46, "end": 8350.18, "text": " I won yesterday. Maybe that's it. I would play rapid chess. I might even play bullet"}, {"start": 8350.18, "end": 8355.58, "text": " chess, bro. Here's the deal. What is my chess ranking right now? I'm kind of high"}, {"start": 8355.58, "end": 8358.94, "text": " ranked. Oh no, my bolt's kind of low."}, {"start": 8358.94, "end": 8366.26, "text": " Look at the last game on my chest account."}, {"start": 8366.26, "end": 8367.42, "text": " Is this not insane?"}, {"start": 8367.42, "end": 8371.539999999999, "text": " The last game on my chest account against Hikaru Nakamura?"}, {"start": 8371.539999999999, "end": 8376.22, "text": " Is that not fucking crazy?"}, {"start": 8376.22, "end": 8378.94, "text": " That's the last person I've ever played ever."}, {"start": 8378.94, "end": 8380.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8380.5, "end": 8384.22, "text": " Maybe a flex."}, {"start": 8384.22, "end": 8386.22, "text": " is the second highest ranked person in the world."}, {"start": 8388.22, "end": 8389.019999999999, "text": " You lost?"}, {"start": 8389.119999999999, "end": 8390.519999999999, "text": " He's number two!"}, {"start": 8391.019999999999, "end": 8392.519999999999, "text": " I made it 34 moves!"}, {"start": 8392.72, "end": 8397.519999999999, "text": " Ludwig, it's my birthday today and in two weeks I am graduating from ASU."}, {"start": 8397.519999999999, "end": 8400.72, "text": " I am starting petition to have you speak at graduation."}, {"start": 8400.72, "end": 8401.72, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 8401.82, "end": 8404.619999999999, "text": " I don't think I would be a good commencement speaker for Arizona."}, {"start": 8404.619999999999, "end": 8405.22, "text": " Actually, you know what?"}, {"start": 8405.22, "end": 8406.119999999999, "text": " Maybe I fucking would be."}, {"start": 8406.119999999999, "end": 8409.32, "text": " We had Howard Schultz jerking off about how he made Starbucks."}, {"start": 8411.619999999999, "end": 8412.82, "text": " That was the whole thing."}, {"start": 8412.82, "end": 8417.42, "text": " He said yeah, we picked a mermaid with her tits out and now all of a sudden I'm a billionaire"}, {"start": 8418.06, "end": 8420.26, "text": " Now I'm in a politics. My name is Howard Schultz"}, {"start": 8420.779999999999, "end": 8425.46, "text": " Let me push it out of politics because it didn't start out very well for him. So you know what fuck it"}, {"start": 8425.46, "end": 8427.46, "text": " Yeah, start the start the trend, dude"}, {"start": 8427.74, "end": 8431.38, "text": " It's a siren not a mermaid. Are you on Howard's side? Not mine. What's going on?"}, {"start": 8432.82, "end": 8438.8, "text": " All right lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in the God gamer goblin is a challenge where we"}, {"start": 8438.8, "end": 8450.24, "text": " I said lock-in."}, {"start": 8450.24, "end": 8455.199999999999, "text": " Alright boys!"}, {"start": 8455.199999999999, "end": 8458.519999999999, "text": " We have the God Gamer Gottlit, a challenge to prove that I am a godlike gamer."}, {"start": 8458.519999999999, "end": 8459.519999999999, "text": " The way it works is simple."}, {"start": 8459.519999999999, "end": 8460.599999999999, "text": " We have 10 total games."}, {"start": 8460.599999999999, "end": 8462.119999999999, "text": " I have to win all 10 in a row."}, {"start": 8462.119999999999, "end": 8465.039999999999, "text": " These are online multiplayer games against real people."}, {"start": 8465.04, "end": 8469.2, "text": " If I lose a single one, I have to restart to the very beginning."}, {"start": 8469.2, "end": 8471.6, "text": " This challenge might take me months to do."}, {"start": 8471.6, "end": 8473.480000000001, "text": " Today is day one."}, {"start": 8473.480000000001, "end": 8474.480000000001, "text": " Let's see how good I am."}, {"start": 8474.480000000001, "end": 8476.12, "text": " We're starting off with chess."}, {"start": 8476.12, "end": 8479.080000000002, "text": " Now, for chess, the reason we start with this, because it's one of the quickest, we're"}, {"start": 8479.080000000002, "end": 8480.68, "text": " going to do a bullet game of chess."}, {"start": 8480.68, "end": 8482.080000000002, "text": " It's going to be a standard game."}, {"start": 8482.080000000002, "end": 8484.160000000002, "text": " We're going to do three minutes on the clock."}, {"start": 8484.160000000002, "end": 8485.160000000002, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 8485.160000000002, "end": 8486.160000000002, "text": " Maybe I can even do a one minute game."}, {"start": 8486.160000000002, "end": 8489.240000000002, "text": " I can do bullet noplets."}, {"start": 8489.240000000002, "end": 8491.560000000001, "text": " I just have to win a game online."}, {"start": 8491.560000000001, "end": 8493.36, "text": " It's better for it to be shorter."}, {"start": 8493.36, "end": 8505.36, "text": " let me try a bullet game. So this this means I literally have a minute on the clock. Okay."}, {"start": 8505.36, "end": 8516.32, "text": " Yep. Yep. Yep. We defend. So I almost know the opening verbates verbatim. Okay, this is"}, {"start": 8516.32, "end": 8521.76, "text": " a pretty bad opening for them. All things considered here. Yeah, x-ray on the king"}, {"start": 8521.76, "end": 8530.48, "text": " here with the White Bishop. Looks like maybe that's the play by this person here. So we're"}, {"start": 8530.48, "end": 8537.18, "text": " just going to back out one if he goes down. Looks like he's attacking. There's a reason"}, {"start": 8537.18, "end": 8542.12, "text": " I should take. Yes, it kind of ruins his pawn structure. I think it's worth a take here."}, {"start": 8542.12, "end": 8544.800000000001, "text": " It does kind of connect the pawns in the center, but that's alright. We'll just back"}, {"start": 8544.800000000001, "end": 8548.300000000001, "text": " out a bit. He's probably going to go here. We're just going to go down one. Maybe"}, {"start": 8548.3, "end": 8557.22, "text": " I can even go out here for a check. I don't hate that either. Okay, what is he going for?"}, {"start": 8557.22, "end": 8563.58, "text": " This doesn't attack anything legitimately. I can't go here because you can go back. Yeah,"}, {"start": 8563.58, "end": 8567.859999999999, "text": " that doesn't work. You know what? Let's go here. Let's create an escape route for the"}, {"start": 8567.859999999999, "end": 8574.5, "text": " king. Okay, Knight moves back. A scoosh, a scoosh. I have 20 seconds of the clocks."}, {"start": 8574.5, "end": 8579.26, "text": " need to go a little bit faster. This is a throwaway move. This is really not worth my time, but"}, {"start": 8579.26, "end": 8585.56, "text": " I had no other ideas. Bullets quite quick. Okay, I'm kind of attacking right here right"}, {"start": 8585.56, "end": 8591.3, "text": " now. Let's see if he falls for it. This is just a bullet bait. This is a bullet bait."}, {"start": 8591.3, "end": 8594.3, "text": " There's really no thought behind this move, except for simply if he goes there, he'll"}, {"start": 8594.3, "end": 8606.14, "text": " be a little fucked okay let's attack this maybe okay oh my god this bullets"}, {"start": 8606.14, "end": 8613.46, "text": " very fast okay so I have an idea this is this is called bullet cheese I'm gonna"}, {"start": 8613.460000000001, "end": 8626.240000000002, "text": " a pre move here. Checks we have to do another pre move. GG. Bullet cheese GG that's one win"}, {"start": 8626.240000000002, "end": 8634.220000000001, "text": " next game. Next game. Next game we're going to Rocket League. Obviously sacrificing the"}, {"start": 8634.220000000001, "end": 8638.92, "text": " queen isn't good but if he's going to pre move he cannot pre move under check so it"}, {"start": 8638.92, "end": 8641.64, "text": " It makes them have to come up with a new move."}, {"start": 8641.64, "end": 8642.960000000001, "text": " That is one win, baby."}, {"start": 8642.960000000001, "end": 8643.960000000001, "text": " That is one win."}, {"start": 8643.960000000001, "end": 8646.44, "text": " All right, let's go to Rocket League."}, {"start": 8646.44, "end": 8650.0, "text": " I actually think I'm really good at Rocket League compared to people in my rank."}, {"start": 8650.0, "end": 8657.44, "text": " So I think I might just win this easily."}, {"start": 8657.44, "end": 8658.8, "text": " Are you already out of the tournament?"}, {"start": 8658.8, "end": 8662.36, "text": " Okay, half of all competitors are out of the, maybe 75% are out."}, {"start": 8662.36, "end": 8666.36, "text": " I felt like crazy to be out of the tournament. My whole computer is lagged."}, {"start": 8670.36, "end": 8677.36, "text": " Do you ever game that when you, when you alt-tab out of it, it like makes your entire computer shit itself crazy style? Or is that a me problem?"}, {"start": 8681.36, "end": 8687.36, "text": " Some games I alt-tab and my whole computer every monitor goes black, like an EMP has just dropped. Check it out."}, {"start": 8687.36, "end": 8696.68, "text": " it up I probably just lagged insane I don't do it's a windows thing bro windows"}, {"start": 8696.68, "end": 8703.68, "text": " This is so fucking ass."}, {"start": 8703.68, "end": 8719.36, "text": " I didn't even open."}, {"start": 8719.36, "end": 8720.76, "text": " It's a resolution problem."}, {"start": 8720.76, "end": 8722.800000000001, "text": " Bro, it should just fucking work."}, {"start": 8722.800000000001, "end": 8725.4, "text": " It's 2026, man."}, {"start": 8725.4, "end": 8731.32, "text": " typing AI prompts and I can't even okay let's just do oh my god 2v2 doubles match this is ranked"}, {"start": 8734.199999999999, "end": 8739.8, "text": " this is a ranked match part of the rules for the god gamer gauntlet every match must be ranked"}, {"start": 8747.56, "end": 8749.08, "text": " every match must be ranked"}, {"start": 8749.08, "end": 8760.62, "text": " No use full screen use borderless dude it's 2026 chat is it normal to do best of threes in this or is it best of ones for rocket league"}, {"start": 8760.62, "end": 8771.08, "text": " I got a what a pinch thanks for the boost I missed fuck"}, {"start": 8771.08, "end": 8794.32, "text": " Good air dribble. Oh my god, almost in. Easy demo. Are you kidding? Fuck that! What"}, {"start": 8794.32, "end": 8799.48, "text": " a horrible play by my teammates! The timer's frozen. Yeah, we're just gonna deal with"}, {"start": 8799.48, "end": 8801.48, "text": " boys"}, {"start": 8812.48, "end": 8815.76, "text": " Okay, my teammates actually a fucking dog who just runs at the ball"}, {"start": 8821.76, "end": 8825.66, "text": " What are you doing you can't be real bro"}, {"start": 8829.48, "end": 8851.96, "text": " are you serious there's no way"}, {"start": 8851.960000000001, "end": 8875.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, he's such a fucking robot."}, {"start": 8875.880000000001, "end": 8879.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, you're a robot."}, {"start": 8879.880000000001, "end": 8905.26, "text": " there's no way that was actually unlucky my boost my boost fuck I went way too"}, {"start": 8905.26, "end": 8908.880000000001, "text": " forward. Fuck, I just entered that goal. I entered. I entered. I entered. I entered."}, {"start": 8908.880000000001, "end": 8913.08, "text": " I entered. My teammate. He's actually SSL."}, {"start": 8921.16, "end": 8922.16, "text": " Okay, centered here."}, {"start": 8925.24, "end": 8929.28, "text": " Okay. Good job. Good job."}, {"start": 8935.26, "end": 8937.84, "text": " Fuck they have no boost"}, {"start": 8944.42, "end": 8946.300000000001, "text": " No fuck Lord wig"}, {"start": 8950.34, "end": 8952.34, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8954.98, "end": 8956.98, "text": " Dude good chow fuck"}, {"start": 8956.98, "end": 8964.98, "text": " Nice, good bounce, nice!"}, {"start": 8964.98, "end": 8972.98, "text": " Oh my god no."}, {"start": 8972.98, "end": 8993.98, "text": " Okay, we can win this. We can win this. What a bad bounce."}, {"start": 8993.98, "end": 8995.98, "text": " 29 we can win this"}, {"start": 9014.98, "end": 9020.0, "text": " My lucky wood that's it"}, {"start": 9023.98, "end": 9026.939999999999, "text": " My god, what are you doing on the wall? What are you doing on the wall teammate?"}, {"start": 9032.539999999999, "end": 9034.539999999999, "text": " 47 seconds"}, {"start": 9040.82, "end": 9046.5, "text": " No, he's like a dog bro"}, {"start": 9053.98, "end": 9060.98, "text": " Where's my teammate?"}, {"start": 9060.98, "end": 9069.98, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 9069.98, "end": 9075.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9075.98, "end": 9077.98, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 9077.98, "end": 9079.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9079.98, "end": 9080.98, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 9080.98, "end": 9081.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9081.98, "end": 9082.98, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 9082.98, "end": 9087.58, "text": " Alright, we lose. Shit, okay. It's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine."}, {"start": 9094.779999999999, "end": 9097.92, "text": " Yes! Good one! Good one! Good one! Okay."}, {"start": 9099.779999999999, "end": 9103.26, "text": " It's fine. It's fine. I just win another chess game. It literally takes a minute."}, {"start": 9104.82, "end": 9107.16, "text": " It takes a minute. Like, what do we stress about?"}, {"start": 9112.98, "end": 9127.619999999999, "text": " Okay, we're back to the top of the order."}, {"start": 9127.619999999999, "end": 9129.06, "text": " Taking longer than usual to connect."}, {"start": 9129.06, "end": 9132.66, "text": " I'm getting sold out in my favorite video game."}, {"start": 9132.66, "end": 9133.82, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9133.82, "end": 9138.26, "text": " Rocket League should be first?"}, {"start": 9138.26, "end": 9139.26, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 9139.26, "end": 9140.26, "text": " You don't understand the logic."}, {"start": 9140.26, "end": 9141.26, "text": " The fastest game should be first."}, {"start": 9141.26, "end": 9142.26, "text": " Why am I 970 rating?"}, {"start": 9142.26, "end": 9149.26, "text": " Okay, now we should go fast."}, {"start": 9172.26, "end": 9174.54, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9174.54, "end": 9181.74, "text": " Fuck, I missed that?"}, {"start": 9181.74, "end": 9191.18, "text": " Fuck, I'm an idiot for that."}, {"start": 9221.18, "end": 9223.18, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 9226.5, "end": 9228.5, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 9251.18, "end": 9265.02, "text": " 07 restart the timer it's fine it's fine I'm better in the black I'm better in the"}, {"start": 9265.02, "end": 9276.54, "text": " black King's Gambit accepted okay yep what the fuck is he doing what is this"}, {"start": 9276.54, "end": 9281.400000000001, "text": " bullshit it's not fucking chess you're playing like a like a damned knee and"}, {"start": 9281.400000000001, "end": 9283.76, "text": " or fall"}, {"start": 9306.54, "end": 9314.54, "text": " What? What? What?"}, {"start": 9328.54, "end": 9330.54, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 9332.54, "end": 9334.54, "text": " Oh my god this guy's an ugly piece of shit."}, {"start": 9336.54, "end": 9339.94, "text": " We're signed. Fuck it. Run it. Yeah, run it. Run it back. Run it back. Run it back."}, {"start": 9342.26, "end": 9346.86, "text": " Okay, I'm better with the white. Okay, Alex that's"}, {"start": 9366.54, "end": 9373.54, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this."}, {"start": 9396.54, "end": 9416.54, "text": " Fuck pinned pinned!"}, {"start": 9416.54, "end": 9423.54, "text": " I'm not sure what this is about, but I'm not sure what this is about."}, {"start": 9446.54, "end": 9451.54, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 9451.54, "end": 9456.54, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 9456.54, "end": 9461.54, "text": " I'm going to kill you."}, {"start": 9461.54, "end": 9466.54, "text": " I'm going to kill you."}, {"start": 9466.54, "end": 9471.54, "text": " I'm going to kill you."}, {"start": 9471.54, "end": 9473.54, "text": " 3"}, {"start": 9473.54, "end": 9475.54, "text": " 2"}, {"start": 9475.54, "end": 9477.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9477.54, "end": 9479.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9479.54, "end": 9481.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9481.54, "end": 9483.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9483.54, "end": 9485.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9485.54, "end": 9487.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9487.54, "end": 9489.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9489.54, "end": 9491.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9491.54, "end": 9493.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9493.54, "end": 9495.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9495.54, "end": 9497.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9497.54, "end": 9499.54, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9499.54, "end": 9517.140000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm locked in. Get Joe for Rocket League. Okay, part of the rules of the GodGamerGrawling"}, {"start": 9517.140000000001, "end": 9520.220000000001, "text": " Challenge is that you're not allowed to use any teammates to help carry you through, otherwise"}, {"start": 9520.220000000001, "end": 9523.26, "text": " you're not really experimenting with your level of skill. You're trying to see what"}, {"start": 9523.26, "end": 9525.26, "text": " your relationships are to get you through things."}, {"start": 9553.26, "end": 9560.24, "text": " I'm playing windowed. I can barely see anything I"}, {"start": 9563.42, "end": 9565.42, "text": " Got you. I got you say don't worry"}, {"start": 9569.22, "end": 9575.14, "text": " Look at that. Look at the house. Hey now right up the wall now with a phone. Okay, I got you"}, {"start": 9583.26, "end": 9589.48, "text": " With the bomb okay hold up that's actually nasty, bro"}, {"start": 9591.300000000001, "end": 9596.54, "text": " Hit the hit the lift and the bump. Oh my god, that's actually a gold level goal"}, {"start": 9598.380000000001, "end": 9601.1, "text": " It's me it's me it's me it's me it's me my mom my mom my mom"}, {"start": 9603.9, "end": 9605.9, "text": " Okay, where's the finish? Ah"}, {"start": 9608.34, "end": 9610.34, "text": " Fuck I missed my bump"}, {"start": 9610.34, "end": 9614.34, "text": " Jose, what was that? Jose, where are you going?"}, {"start": 9614.34, "end": 9618.34, "text": " Good job."}, {"start": 9618.34, "end": 9622.34, "text": " Oh my god, good aerial."}, {"start": 9626.34, "end": 9630.34, "text": " Holy shit, these guys are horrible. Holy shit, these guys are genuinely horrible."}, {"start": 9630.34, "end": 9634.34, "text": " These guys are genuinely ass from a butt."}, {"start": 9640.34, "end": 9649.74, "text": " it's you it's you it's you it's you oh my god you're just gonna oh my god they"}, {"start": 9649.74, "end": 9661.62, "text": " oh my god he dequeued bitch he left a cop match pussy he fucking quit loser"}, {"start": 9661.62, "end": 9670.26, "text": " behavior okay GG GG GG GG next next next next next"}, {"start": 9673.7, "end": 9679.1, "text": " okay Geo guest here"}, {"start": 9681.7, "end": 9689.54, "text": " okay single player that's just a duel right is it multiplayer"}, {"start": 9691.62, "end": 9695.54, "text": " Silver 3."}, {"start": 9695.54, "end": 9700.380000000001, "text": " Should I do no move?"}, {"start": 9700.380000000001, "end": 9703.1, "text": " What's turbo?"}, {"start": 9703.1, "end": 9704.7, "text": " Whoa whoa whoa whoa."}, {"start": 9704.7, "end": 9706.26, "text": " No move 30 second rounds?"}, {"start": 9706.26, "end": 9707.26, "text": " Oh I should do turbo."}, {"start": 9707.26, "end": 9711.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god I'm doing it."}, {"start": 9711.460000000001, "end": 9716.300000000001, "text": " Oh fuck I'm doing it."}, {"start": 9716.300000000001, "end": 9719.94, "text": " I think I think oh my strongest regions are Northmass, Acure, Justine, Columbia,"}, {"start": 9719.94, "end": 9720.94, "text": " Spain."}, {"start": 9720.94, "end": 9723.18, "text": " Taiwan- Oh. Uh..."}, {"start": 9725.26, "end": 9726.78, "text": " Uh, Italy maybe?"}, {"start": 9729.26, "end": 9729.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9735.5, "end": 9736.86, "text": " Southern Hemisphere?"}, {"start": 9739.58, "end": 9741.1, "text": " I- I'm gonna go like Peru."}, {"start": 9741.74, "end": 9742.78, "text": " I'm gonna go like Peru."}, {"start": 9744.220000000001, "end": 9747.9, "text": " I don't think it's Europe. I- I- I think it's like Peru. I think it's like a snowy region in Peru."}, {"start": 9747.9, "end": 9753.02, "text": " I think we're Southern Hemisphere. I think this guy's a fucking idiot. He's going Russia. He's a stone-cold idiot"}, {"start": 9755.52, "end": 9761.82, "text": " Okay, bottom of Chile makes more sense for the snow bottom of Chile makes more sense of the snow that makes sense, but I knew South America"}, {"start": 9765.68, "end": 9768.06, "text": " Okay driving on the right looks European. Nope, maybe"}, {"start": 9777.9, "end": 9787.06, "text": " I think it's South America again, yeah?"}, {"start": 9787.06, "end": 9791.22, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 9791.22, "end": 9793.22, "text": " Brazil!"}, {"start": 9793.22, "end": 9799.42, "text": " Okay, it was literally Natal."}, {"start": 9799.42, "end": 9801.42, "text": " Brazil!"}, {"start": 9801.42, "end": 9803.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9803.42, "end": 9805.42, "text": " Fuckin'?"}, {"start": 9805.42, "end": 9811.42, "text": " All right, it looks to be for sure this time European suns in the south northern hemisphere. It just looks like a random-ass road"}, {"start": 9811.42, "end": 9814.5, "text": " I don't know it could be anywhere could be Spain it could be"}, {"start": 9815.62, "end": 9817.62, "text": " Poland it could be France"}, {"start": 9818.14, "end": 9820.14, "text": " Definitely think it's European though. I think it's"}, {"start": 9821.18, "end": 9823.18, "text": " Western European I"}, {"start": 9823.54, "end": 9826.18, "text": " Think could be France. I'm just gonna go Spain here call it a day"}, {"start": 9828.94, "end": 9830.94, "text": " Call it a day"}, {"start": 9830.94, "end": 9844.060000000001, "text": " It was spain. Good call. Good call. And I'm closer. So I'm stacking molt. He's at 3x molt."}, {"start": 9844.060000000001, "end": 9850.220000000001, "text": " Watch for high water, okay? Probably America could maybe be another English-speaking country."}, {"start": 9850.220000000001, "end": 9856.86, "text": " These look like American houses though. Basketball hoop out front. Brick houses. That looks"}, {"start": 9856.86, "end": 9862.5, "text": " Like a Ford looks like a lake over here. I don't know like a rich suburb in Milwaukee"}, {"start": 9866.02, "end": 9871.140000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go outside of fucking just like a summer in Chicago. I don't know Midwest outside of Chicago. Could be Texas. I guess"}, {"start": 9872.02, "end": 9873.62, "text": " Yeah, it's Texas"}, {"start": 9873.62, "end": 9875.62, "text": " Part of me thought it might be Texas"}, {"start": 9875.62, "end": 9880.300000000001, "text": " Maybe I should have trusted my gut though just the housing style of Texan, but I just saw the lake"}, {"start": 9880.300000000001, "end": 9882.300000000001, "text": " So I kind of jumped on it, but they have lakes in Texas"}, {"start": 9882.300000000001, "end": 9889.300000000001, "text": " Uh, moped? Interesting. Uh, C dot WC. Interesting, interesting. Moped's? That's a rice hat."}, {"start": 9890.300000000001, "end": 9895.300000000001, "text": " Probably Southeast Asia, right? Uh, any telephone poles? Any telephone poles?"}, {"start": 9897.300000000001, "end": 9900.300000000001, "text": " Not that I can see. Ha, I'm just..."}, {"start": 9902.300000000001, "end": 9907.300000000001, "text": " Cambodia! On everything it's Cambodia!"}, {"start": 9907.300000000001, "end": 9914.94, "text": " fuck! that's right he has no mold, he has no mold, it was Indonesia"}, {"start": 9914.94, "end": 9930.240000000002, "text": " okay we got a truck, we got another truck, I don't know it seems like an American suburb"}, {"start": 9930.240000000002, "end": 9936.02, "text": " right? leasing, okay now leasing, that license plate is interesting though it looks maybe"}, {"start": 9936.02, "end": 9943.66, "text": " New Mexican. It seems to the foliage doesn't seem to Mexican. I think it's more east coasts."}, {"start": 9943.66, "end": 9948.460000000001, "text": " Kentucky, Kentucky, Kentucky, Tennessee. I don't know. The license plate would be Mexican,"}, {"start": 9948.460000000001, "end": 9958.460000000001, "text": " but the foliage looks east coast. I'm closer. Shove it. Shove it. I'm at 5x right now."}, {"start": 9958.460000000001, "end": 9960.460000000001, "text": " Okay, if I get a little bit closer, I win."}, {"start": 9963.960000000001, "end": 9965.960000000001, "text": " Pizza Grandes, Espanol."}, {"start": 9967.160000000002, "end": 9968.460000000001, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 9972.86, "end": 9973.86, "text": " Pizza?"}, {"start": 9976.160000000002, "end": 9977.660000000002, "text": " I don't know, it could be Mexico?"}, {"start": 9979.36, "end": 9980.36, "text": " Huawei?"}, {"start": 9981.660000000002, "end": 9983.160000000002, "text": " I think it's just Mexico straight up."}, {"start": 9984.26, "end": 9986.76, "text": " I think it's just Mexico straight up. I think it's just Mexico straight up."}, {"start": 9988.460000000001, "end": 9998.460000000001, "text": " I hope I'm not wrong. I'm pretty sure it's Mexico though. GG. Yeah, it's Mexico. GG. GG."}, {"start": 9998.460000000001, "end": 10014.460000000001, "text": " GG. GG, your ass. Quit. Okay, four games in a row right now. Riles B for two. That was"}, {"start": 10014.460000000001, "end": 10019.900000000001, "text": " That's pretty good. We got a few countries there. That actually wasn't bad. We got a few countries in"}, {"start": 10023.380000000001, "end": 10026.740000000002, "text": " This is your game you better not lose I should win this I should win this"}, {"start": 10033.86, "end": 10038.1, "text": " You're so rude for no fucking reasons actually making you consider that something"}, {"start": 10038.34, "end": 10042.1, "text": " Presso you call me an Epsilon almost every month on Twitter"}, {"start": 10042.1, "end": 10046.48, "text": " Contest with K'drew's fire dude K'drew's one of my favorite streamers"}, {"start": 10050.5, "end": 10054.48, "text": " Top five favorite streamers for me right now bro. Give me K'drew give me squeaks give me no online give me"}, {"start": 10058.140000000001, "end": 10061.98, "text": " Joe Bart not just cuz he rated me although that doesn't hurt"}, {"start": 10067.7, "end": 10069.86, "text": " And then a woman sorry"}, {"start": 10069.86, "end": 10086.74, "text": " Maybe that pisses some of you guys off, but that's my list."}, {"start": 10086.74, "end": 10105.98, "text": " Give an example, typical men trying to divide women."}, {"start": 10105.98, "end": 10108.1, "text": " Deplace Slade, this is the new character."}, {"start": 10108.1, "end": 10112.539999999999, "text": " Fuck, this is the new character that has like all the gizmos and gadgets in the chest."}, {"start": 10112.54, "end": 10113.54, "text": " That cat kills me."}, {"start": 10116.900000000001, "end": 10118.900000000001, "text": " Don't ever look at my chat history."}, {"start": 10118.900000000001, "end": 10119.900000000001, "text": " Love you, Ludd."}, {"start": 10119.900000000001, "end": 10121.900000000001, "text": " Also, Tim needs a paid vacation."}, {"start": 10121.900000000001, "end": 10122.900000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10126.400000000001, "end": 10128.400000000001, "text": " Tim actually just signed up for a vacation."}, {"start": 10130.740000000002, "end": 10132.740000000002, "text": " You're such a pussy!"}, {"start": 10142.54, "end": 10158.12, "text": " No way no way what the fuck are the coins doing stop taking my money"}, {"start": 10158.12, "end": 10180.960000000001, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 10180.960000000001, "end": 10184.960000000001, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 10185.44, "end": 10187.44, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 10191.44, "end": 10193.44, "text": " No"}, {"start": 10201.44, "end": 10203.880000000001, "text": " What the fuck is this stupid ass character Dan"}, {"start": 10209.800000000001, "end": 10211.800000000001, "text": " How does that"}, {"start": 10214.960000000001, "end": 10224.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 10224.960000000001, "end": 10232.960000000001, "text": " Why do you just make a Mario noise?"}, {"start": 10232.960000000001, "end": 10238.960000000001, "text": " There was no way."}, {"start": 10238.960000000001, "end": 10262.04, "text": " No, there's no way oh my god, that was way too much how do I get"}, {"start": 10262.04, "end": 10264.04, "text": " hits"}, {"start": 10274.12, "end": 10276.68, "text": " No fucking idiot"}, {"start": 10286.480000000001, "end": 10289.320000000002, "text": " What the fuck is this fucking young link bullshit"}, {"start": 10292.04, "end": 10305.52, "text": " There's no way I didn't grab that."}, {"start": 10305.52, "end": 10309.800000000001, "text": " There's no way he read that!"}, {"start": 10309.800000000001, "end": 10313.52, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 10313.52, "end": 10316.52, "text": " I can't lose in my game."}, {"start": 10316.52, "end": 10327.960000000001, "text": " What is this guy bro he's at a hundred seventy seventy not dead"}, {"start": 10327.960000000001, "end": 10346.2, "text": " He's at a hundred seventy seven like let's be real"}, {"start": 10348.84, "end": 10350.84, "text": " He just does a slide-off hit"}, {"start": 10357.960000000001, "end": 10364.960000000001, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 10364.960000000001, "end": 10381.960000000001, "text": " Fuck dude, this boomerang's annoying."}, {"start": 10381.960000000001, "end": 10392.960000000001, "text": " annoying. How does he get the boomerang?"}, {"start": 10392.960000000001, "end": 10394.960000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10409.84, "end": 10412.160000000002, "text": " It's fine it's a best of three it's a best of three. I didn't lose the best three"}, {"start": 10417.04, "end": 10421.12, "text": " It's a best of three I don't lose the best of three I'm fine. I don't reset it's a best of three"}, {"start": 10422.960000000001, "end": 10427.160000000002, "text": " I didn't lose to the best of three"}, {"start": 10429.080000000002, "end": 10433.42, "text": " Making up rules it's a best of three built into the game itself dude. You guys being fucking weird"}, {"start": 10435.320000000002, "end": 10437.320000000002, "text": " God he plays like a"}, {"start": 10449.000000000002, "end": 10451.000000000002, "text": " There's no way you play like this"}, {"start": 10452.960000000001, "end": 10470.12, "text": " I hate the fucking down air bro it's so cringed fucking just bouncing on my shields"}, {"start": 10470.12, "end": 10471.12, "text": " I'm not going to let you do that."}, {"start": 10486.12, "end": 10487.12, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10530.12, "end": 10557.960000000001, "text": " You"}, {"start": 10557.960000000001, "end": 10559.960000000001, "text": " Grab that!"}, {"start": 10576.44, "end": 10580.880000000001, "text": " Where's my jump?! He killed himself! Yes! Okay, thank God!"}, {"start": 10587.960000000001, "end": 10589.960000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10617.960000000001, "end": 10619.960000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10645.640000000001, "end": 10647.640000000001, "text": " We're still in"}, {"start": 10647.960000000001, "end": 10656.92, "text": " I had no clue they put you in the game presso what"}, {"start": 10660.2, "end": 10662.2, "text": " Watch yourself"}, {"start": 10667.04, "end": 10669.04, "text": " I've gained 10 pounds. I'm sensey"}, {"start": 10677.960000000001, "end": 10703.960000000001, "text": " No way I read that!"}, {"start": 10703.960000000001, "end": 10728.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10758.960000000001, "end": 10760.960000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10788.960000000001, "end": 10790.960000000001, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 10790.960000000001, "end": 10795.960000000001, "text": " No way, I'm living."}, {"start": 10795.960000000001, "end": 10808.960000000001, "text": " That was bad, that was bad, that was bad, that was bad, that was bad, double grab, that was bad, I agree, I agree, I agree."}, {"start": 10808.960000000001, "end": 10810.960000000001, "text": " That was a good percentage though."}, {"start": 10810.960000000001, "end": 10821.960000000001, "text": " Yes, Big F's! Big F's! Big F's!"}, {"start": 10821.960000000001, "end": 10832.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, what was that parry?"}, {"start": 10832.960000000001, "end": 10839.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, he's waiting, he's waiting."}, {"start": 10869.960000000001, "end": 10871.960000000001, "text": " ho"}, {"start": 10877.240000000002, "end": 10879.240000000002, "text": " No"}, {"start": 10883.000000000002, "end": 10885.320000000002, "text": " Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck chop chop chop chop"}, {"start": 10899.960000000001, "end": 10906.960000000001, "text": " How the fuck does he roll behind?"}, {"start": 10906.960000000001, "end": 10921.960000000001, "text": " How, how, how, how, how?"}, {"start": 10921.960000000001, "end": 10939.080000000002, "text": " Oh my god his DI is so fucking horrible."}, {"start": 10939.08, "end": 10947.039999999999, "text": " Okay okay dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub"}, {"start": 10947.039999999999, "end": 10954.92, "text": " Alright, should I go CS2 or should I go to fucking Pokemon showdown?"}, {"start": 10954.92, "end": 10956.12, "text": " I might remove Pokemon showdown."}, {"start": 10956.12, "end": 10959.32, "text": " I don't think Pokemon showdown is a good play for me."}, {"start": 10959.32, "end": 10962.4, "text": " I haven't played Pokemon showdown in so long."}, {"start": 10962.4, "end": 10968.4, "text": " I think Pokemon showdown is a mistake."}, {"start": 10968.4, "end": 10970.66, "text": " I think Pokemon should have the fucking mistake right now."}, {"start": 10973.26, "end": 10974.0, "text": " Change rules mid."}, {"start": 10974.0, "end": 10977.3, "text": " I the the goals to do 10 the order doesn't I choose the order."}, {"start": 10979.46, "end": 10982.3, "text": " You guys are saying change rules because I made up the fucking challenge."}, {"start": 10982.8, "end": 10986.6, "text": " Like, yeah, I'm John basketball."}, {"start": 10990.8, "end": 10994.96, "text": " So so we've done we've done one, two, three, four, we're on a four win streak right now."}, {"start": 10994.960000000001, "end": 11001.960000000001, "text": " God, Street Fighter would fuck me right now."}, {"start": 11001.960000000001, "end": 11014.960000000001, "text": " I haven't fucking Street Fighter would fuck me so bad."}, {"start": 11014.960000000001, "end": 11028.62, "text": " All right, let me just try counter strike."}, {"start": 11028.62, "end": 11029.900000000001, "text": " I should practice anyway."}, {"start": 11029.900000000001, "end": 11034.300000000001, "text": " We have a tournament tomorrow."}, {"start": 11034.300000000001, "end": 11059.300000000001, "text": " What are he saying?"}, {"start": 11059.300000000001, "end": 11073.340000000002, "text": " If I win this game, I also get my CS2 Premiere rank."}, {"start": 11073.340000000002, "end": 11074.86, "text": " You can sub for the CS2 minor?"}, {"start": 11074.86, "end": 11075.86, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 11075.86, "end": 11078.78, "text": " I appreciate that, Arky."}, {"start": 11078.78, "end": 11090.94, "text": " Surely nobody would not show up to my event though."}, {"start": 11090.94, "end": 11093.34, "text": " If this is a knife it counts as one of my wins."}, {"start": 11093.34, "end": 11094.34, "text": " Deal?"}, {"start": 11094.34, "end": 11101.34, "text": " Definitely will place 5k."}, {"start": 11101.34, "end": 11103.54, "text": " If this is a blue it counts as one of my wins."}, {"start": 11103.54, "end": 11104.54, "text": " Deal?"}, {"start": 11104.54, "end": 11124.42, "text": " Okay, if this is any color except for pink or higher, it counts as one of my wins."}, {"start": 11124.42, "end": 11129.42, "text": " I would have been insane. I would have been insane. Okay."}, {"start": 11145.42, "end": 11148.42, "text": " Okay, we got this."}, {"start": 11154.42, "end": 11167.18, "text": " So here's the deal after this I think I go street fighter because I actually think I"}, {"start": 11167.18, "end": 11170.9, "text": " can win a street fighter plot match no problem like I think I'm if I just have to spend a"}, {"start": 11170.9, "end": 11176.66, "text": " bit of time in the custom menu I've been played league in so long I'm so rusty Bantu maps"}, {"start": 11176.66, "end": 11180.7, "text": " which maps am I worse I don't know Nubis at all I don't know overpass at all let's"}, {"start": 11180.7, "end": 11182.7, "text": " I'll see"}, {"start": 11182.7, "end": 11184.7, "text": " Holy fuck. What is my MMR?"}, {"start": 11185.62, "end": 11187.62, "text": " Holy fuck"}, {"start": 11187.7, "end": 11190.320000000002, "text": " Why is everyone in this lobby 15k?"}, {"start": 11191.54, "end": 11194.04, "text": " Holy shit, what is going on?"}, {"start": 11196.94, "end": 11198.94, "text": " Oh no"}, {"start": 11199.140000000001, "end": 11201.140000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 11202.58, "end": 11205.140000000001, "text": " Gucci Ablai bird is"}, {"start": 11207.1, "end": 11209.560000000001, "text": " 15,000 for oh no my MMR is way too high"}, {"start": 11210.7, "end": 11216.86, "text": " What up, squad?"}, {"start": 11216.86, "end": 11217.86, "text": " My name's Derrick."}, {"start": 11247.86, "end": 11265.140000000001, "text": " Oh god damn it!"}, {"start": 11265.140000000001, "end": 11269.460000000001, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 11269.460000000001, "end": 11272.26, "text": " I can win any matchup as long as I swing with confidence."}, {"start": 11272.26, "end": 11281.06, "text": " Every head is one shot in this game."}, {"start": 11281.06, "end": 11283.06, "text": " My sense is wrong. My sense is wrong."}, {"start": 11307.539999999999, "end": 11308.039999999999, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 11308.039999999999, "end": 11308.539999999999, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 11311.06, "end": 11313.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11330.859999999999, "end": 11335.24, "text": " Fuck you should have stayed talked I should have stayed talked that would have been better"}, {"start": 11337.779999999999, "end": 11339.779999999999, "text": " Yes, come on go G"}, {"start": 11341.06, "end": 11355.74, "text": " Let's go! Let's go! I actually went crazy that round by the way. Literally top damage"}, {"start": 11355.74, "end": 11370.66, "text": " on the team. Is it crazy to buy an AK round too? It is right? You'll fall me into B."}, {"start": 11370.66, "end": 11373.52, "text": " I will go out first for you guys. I will be a brave soldier. I promise you"}, {"start": 11401.619999999999, "end": 11403.619999999999, "text": " P90 on my body"}, {"start": 11407.619999999999, "end": 11410.18, "text": " I lead I'm a leader"}, {"start": 11410.9, "end": 11414.1, "text": " Why does one of them have a northern lion profile picture?"}, {"start": 11414.94, "end": 11417.42, "text": " Sleepy two has a northern blind profile picture on my team"}, {"start": 11424.3, "end": 11426.3, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 11426.300000000001, "end": 11438.900000000001, "text": " Wait, we might genuinely win this shit."}, {"start": 11438.900000000001, "end": 11439.900000000001, "text": " What do you buy round 2?"}, {"start": 11439.900000000001, "end": 11440.900000000001, "text": " It's a bonus, right?"}, {"start": 11440.900000000001, "end": 11441.900000000001, "text": " Anyone have a eagle?"}, {"start": 11441.900000000001, "end": 11442.900000000001, "text": " I think I'll fucking kill myself."}, {"start": 11442.9, "end": 11449.9, "text": " I guess I'll fucking kill myself."}, {"start": 11449.9, "end": 11462.9, "text": " Now I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good."}, {"start": 11462.9, "end": 11469.9, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11469.9, "end": 11476.9, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11476.9, "end": 11482.9, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11482.9, "end": 11487.9, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11487.9, "end": 11491.9, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11492.66, "end": 11496.66, "text": " Fuck I should have waited fuck dude. We're letting this guy get a fucking ace"}, {"start": 11505.619999999999, "end": 11512.24, "text": " Nice nice nice nice nice nice good up good up good up okay. Oh my god shout out northern lion"}, {"start": 11521.9, "end": 11523.9, "text": " I can smoke with mid window"}, {"start": 11525.34, "end": 11530.48, "text": " Fuck I'm gonna miss it. Yeah. Yeah, I got a line up fuck. I might fuck it up now. I'm nervous"}, {"start": 11540.06, "end": 11543.94, "text": " Fuck if I miss this I'm sorry fuck yes"}, {"start": 11551.9, "end": 11553.9, "text": " Swinging"}, {"start": 11571.1, "end": 11573.1, "text": " We're like 3a"}, {"start": 11573.1, "end": 11602.300000000001, "text": " I got my mid window smoke though, so what's your what's your a lineup my a lineup"}, {"start": 11602.300000000001, "end": 11609.300000000001, "text": " Oh, I can smoke CT, I got it."}, {"start": 11632.300000000001, "end": 11647.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, what do you think?"}, {"start": 11647.880000000001, "end": 11675.68, "text": " What do you think it's been like a thousand on cases to open it."}, {"start": 11675.68, "end": 11688.880000000001, "text": " bro the timing's crazy there the timing's crazy there bro"}, {"start": 11688.880000000001, "end": 11692.0, "text": " we got window smoke we got connector smoke yeah smoke window smoke window"}, {"start": 11692.0, "end": 11694.0, "text": " I might slow play palace"}, {"start": 11710.88, "end": 11712.88, "text": " Do my windows would miss"}, {"start": 11722.0, "end": 11724.2, "text": " No, no, she just turned to early"}, {"start": 11739.76, "end": 11741.76, "text": " I'm walking on it"}, {"start": 11746.72, "end": 11748.72, "text": " I shot"}, {"start": 11748.72, "end": 11753.24, "text": " can wrap back a main I have it"}, {"start": 11768.119999999999, "end": 11774.199999999999, "text": " oh behind me he's behind me my fucking headphones are so bad I could have"}, {"start": 11774.2, "end": 11779.04, "text": " sworn on everything use connector they jump through connector to window that"}, {"start": 11779.04, "end": 11783.92, "text": " must have been what happened right oh there's two no there's two that's the"}, {"start": 11783.92, "end": 11786.880000000001, "text": " issue I thought there's one left"}, {"start": 11789.36, "end": 11792.880000000001, "text": " no there's one"}, {"start": 11792.880000000001, "end": 11794.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11806.640000000001, "end": 11808.640000000001, "text": " Hey me and you bro Shack and Kobe"}, {"start": 11811.28, "end": 11813.720000000001, "text": " But Kobe's a bit broke can you buy me an AK some of that"}, {"start": 11813.72, "end": 11820.72, "text": " sleepy? you got any money?"}, {"start": 11820.72, "end": 11823.72, "text": " uh, sleepy-toe?"}, {"start": 11823.72, "end": 11827.72, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 11832.72, "end": 11837.72, "text": " have a really late smoke mid window"}, {"start": 11843.72, "end": 11846.279999999999, "text": " I'm gonna go through be man"}, {"start": 11852.039999999999, "end": 11854.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, it's still falling. Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 11856.76, "end": 11860.359999999999, "text": " They push through be man, I think we probably take beef your connector"}, {"start": 11863.92, "end": 11865.92, "text": " They just push B. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 11873.72, "end": 11875.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11877.32, "end": 11879.32, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 11895.8, "end": 11898.0, "text": " What is that fucking gun that I just got shot with"}, {"start": 11898.0, "end": 11903.68, "text": " What is that fucking gun skinny fat boy thinking the 10 gifted sobs man, thank you"}, {"start": 11904.08, "end": 11905.8, "text": " What is that guy?"}, {"start": 11905.8, "end": 11908.3, "text": " What am I gonna get by the swag fucking seven?"}, {"start": 11909.04, "end": 11911.04, "text": " How the fuck is that gun that good?"}, {"start": 11914.24, "end": 11916.24, "text": " Fuck I miss my"}, {"start": 11917.16, "end": 11919.16, "text": " Loki we save one"}, {"start": 11922.96, "end": 11924.96, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 11928.0, "end": 11935.0, "text": " I'm going to try to pass it on right here."}, {"start": 11935.0, "end": 11942.0, "text": " Let's put this fight together and figure it out."}, {"start": 11947.0, "end": 11951.0, "text": " There's another one."}, {"start": 11951.0, "end": 11955.0, "text": " Oh, we got a lobby."}, {"start": 11955.0, "end": 11957.0, "text": " one's window"}, {"start": 11957.0, "end": 11959.0, "text": " one's dead"}, {"start": 11975.0, "end": 11977.0, "text": " hey kiyomi"}, {"start": 11977.0, "end": 11979.0, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 11981.0, "end": 11983.0, "text": " I feel like I didn't do that bad"}, {"start": 11985.0, "end": 11988.28, "text": " I lowkey got my guy, I did some damage on another guy, like I did my job that round."}, {"start": 12001.4, "end": 12002.2, "text": " It's alright, it's alright."}, {"start": 12002.2, "end": 12003.64, "text": " Yeah, I should have been in it."}, {"start": 12004.84, "end": 12007.64, "text": " It wasn't an easiest 1v2, but fuck that, it was a big one."}, {"start": 12009.4, "end": 12010.76, "text": " I did my job that game, bro."}, {"start": 12015.0, "end": 12017.0, "text": " It was it was an eco too"}, {"start": 12021.72, "end": 12025.94, "text": " I think we can do a late a-pop that they use all their utile early like if you just throw one flash over"}, {"start": 12029.28, "end": 12031.88, "text": " I'll do my miss mode just to keep him off the trail though"}, {"start": 12045.0, "end": 12052.0, "text": " one house."}, {"start": 12052.0, "end": 12055.0, "text": " Jim Depp."}, {"start": 12055.0, "end": 12065.0, "text": " One's up in the jungle."}, {"start": 12095.0, "end": 12097.0, "text": " I'm on a fucking glitch. I'm not even lying"}, {"start": 12125.0, "end": 12127.0, "text": " You're just yourself."}, {"start": 12185.0, "end": 12204.52, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 12204.52, "end": 12206.72, "text": " mid cat to be a love it"}, {"start": 12206.72, "end": 12210.66, "text": " I'm gonna go man. I don't know what is windows round. I can't afford to smoke"}, {"start": 12236.720000000001, "end": 12237.720000000001, "text": " I'm sorry?"}, {"start": 12247.220000000001, "end": 12248.720000000001, "text": " There's nothing left in it!"}, {"start": 12248.720000000001, "end": 12249.720000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 12251.220000000001, "end": 12252.220000000001, "text": " There's nothing left."}, {"start": 12255.220000000001, "end": 12256.220000000001, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 12263.220000000001, "end": 12264.220000000001, "text": " One more marked."}, {"start": 12264.720000000001, "end": 12265.720000000001, "text": " I lost a bit."}, {"start": 12266.720000000001, "end": 12273.720000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12273.720000000001, "end": 12276.720000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12276.720000000001, "end": 12281.720000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12281.720000000001, "end": 12283.720000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12283.720000000001, "end": 12286.720000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12286.720000000001, "end": 12291.720000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12291.720000000001, "end": 12293.720000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12315.6, "end": 12317.6, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12321.720000000001, "end": 12326.240000000002, "text": " now I'm smoking I'm coming"}, {"start": 12351.720000000001, "end": 12357.720000000001, "text": " fuck fuck"}, {"start": 12357.720000000001, "end": 12360.720000000001, "text": " okay, one of them"}, {"start": 12360.720000000001, "end": 12363.720000000001, "text": " one of them, this is our carry"}, {"start": 12370.720000000001, "end": 12372.720000000001, "text": " fuck dude"}, {"start": 12372.720000000001, "end": 12375.720000000001, "text": " I hit them too, I hit them 67"}, {"start": 12375.720000000001, "end": 12378.720000000001, "text": " fuck man"}, {"start": 12378.720000000001, "end": 12382.28, "text": " I don't even think I'm playing that bad. I'm doing the second most damage"}, {"start": 12387.28, "end": 12389.6, "text": " That's right T side is easier or harder"}, {"start": 12389.6, "end": 12410.54, "text": " We're going four to a you had a beast"}, {"start": 12419.6, "end": 12437.76, "text": " right yes man good shit easy for ends ends ends ends time to whip out my secret"}, {"start": 12437.76, "end": 12464.44, "text": " Power the XM one apps"}, {"start": 12464.44, "end": 12474.44, "text": " that's it that's it that's it that's the next time both sides both sides"}, {"start": 12474.44, "end": 12477.44, "text": " what"}, {"start": 12477.44, "end": 12477.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12484.640000000001, "end": 12485.140000000001, "text": " Pitcher."}, {"start": 12493.84, "end": 12498.24, "text": " 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, this is good, this is good, this is winnable."}, {"start": 12500.140000000001, "end": 12502.140000000001, "text": " This is actually genuinely fucking winnable."}, {"start": 12502.14, "end": 12511.58, "text": " easy for ants, ants, ants, ants, easy for the ants"}, {"start": 12532.14, "end": 12537.14, "text": " One mid? Two mid, two mid."}, {"start": 12537.14, "end": 12542.14, "text": " Pushing cat, pushing cat."}, {"start": 12542.14, "end": 12545.14, "text": " Three there, three there, three there."}, {"start": 12545.14, "end": 12550.14, "text": " He said flashing for me, so I trusted it, but I don't know if that flash fucking hit."}, {"start": 12550.14, "end": 12556.14, "text": " I wasn't gonna swing and then he said flashing for you, so I swung."}, {"start": 12556.14, "end": 12561.14, "text": " Pushing cat. One ladder. Yeah, ladder now."}, {"start": 12561.14, "end": 12583.64, "text": " I think you died before pops no I heard it pop 100% how do they have an op round three"}, {"start": 12583.64, "end": 12590.8, "text": " what and I did so much damage to I just didn't finish any of my food I did I"}, {"start": 12590.800000000001, "end": 12592.800000000001, "text": " I generated so much damage."}, {"start": 12595.1, "end": 12597.1, "text": " I'm broke bitch."}, {"start": 12598.94, "end": 12600.94, "text": " I'm broke bitch."}, {"start": 12604.52, "end": 12606.52, "text": " What the other bot me?"}, {"start": 12608.320000000002, "end": 12610.320000000002, "text": " Gotcha."}, {"start": 12620.800000000001, "end": 12621.800000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm fine."}, {"start": 12624.800000000001, "end": 12625.800000000001, "text": " It'll be fine."}, {"start": 12640.800000000001, "end": 12641.800000000001, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 12650.800000000001, "end": 12652.800000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12658.2, "end": 12660.2, "text": " Beacom a beard"}, {"start": 12680.800000000001, "end": 12688.160000000002, "text": " They're all dead. They're literally all dead. I was looking around. They're all dead."}, {"start": 12688.160000000002, "end": 12701.240000000002, "text": " What am I looking for? They're all fucking dead. I'm looking around. For what? For what?"}, {"start": 12701.24, "end": 12715.48, "text": " I know easy for ends ends ends ends sleep are you going with that thing"}, {"start": 12715.48, "end": 12721.18, "text": " I'll take my shit to apps"}, {"start": 12738.92, "end": 12740.92, "text": " Two more two more"}, {"start": 12745.48, "end": 12747.48, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 12757.72, "end": 12759.72, "text": " Last apps last apps tag"}, {"start": 12764.92, "end": 12768.52, "text": " 500 ms reaction you understand that I shot the guy and"}, {"start": 12769.16, "end": 12772.6, "text": " Another guy killed me right it was not a reaction issue. I"}, {"start": 12772.6, "end": 12775.800000000001, "text": " I killed a guy another guy killed me. I did my job"}, {"start": 12777.08, "end": 12780.58, "text": " What is my job to slow down the push of the enemy team? Yes"}, {"start": 12781.84, "end": 12787.26, "text": " So if they are slowed down, I did not fail. I succeeded. I"}, {"start": 12788.880000000001, "end": 12790.880000000001, "text": " Think they're gonna go I think they're gonna go"}, {"start": 12794.68, "end": 12796.68, "text": " I think you're gonna go mid connector"}, {"start": 12797.44, "end": 12799.44, "text": " You're gonna go mid this round"}, {"start": 12802.6, "end": 12812.6, "text": " I think it's not true."}, {"start": 12812.6, "end": 12813.6, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 12813.6, "end": 12814.6, "text": " One thousand."}, {"start": 12814.6, "end": 12815.6, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 12815.6, "end": 12816.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12816.6, "end": 12817.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12817.6, "end": 12818.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12818.6, "end": 12819.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12819.6, "end": 12820.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12820.6, "end": 12821.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12821.6, "end": 12822.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12822.6, "end": 12823.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12823.6, "end": 12824.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12824.6, "end": 12825.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12825.6, "end": 12826.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12826.6, "end": 12827.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12827.6, "end": 12828.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12828.6, "end": 12829.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12829.6, "end": 12830.6, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12830.6, "end": 12839.32, "text": " Yup, I would have fucking killed him too, but I didn't need to."}, {"start": 12839.32, "end": 12841.16, "text": " My NAid probably pushed him into that corner."}, {"start": 12841.16, "end": 12843.800000000001, "text": " Wow, I'm actually pretty good at this game."}, {"start": 12843.800000000001, "end": 12845.92, "text": " What the tweak?"}, {"start": 12845.92, "end": 12849.84, "text": " That was kind of awesome."}, {"start": 12849.84, "end": 12851.84, "text": " then you and Lee scared to clap out of him."}, {"start": 12860.84, "end": 12862.84, "text": " I'm gonna play connector this round, it's a good idea."}, {"start": 12873.84, "end": 12875.84, "text": " Come in, come in, come in."}, {"start": 12879.84, "end": 12885.56, "text": " Two more, two more. Last under, yep."}, {"start": 12889.56, "end": 12892.8, "text": " I got my guy. Maybe I should have tucked though."}, {"start": 12897.6, "end": 12899.2, "text": " I knew they were going to go mid to connector, bro."}, {"start": 12899.2, "end": 12903.72, "text": " I should have played it a little further back, but that high low swing was good."}, {"start": 12909.84, "end": 12916.84, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 12917.52, "end": 12923.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12923.52, "end": 12927.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12927.52, "end": 12930.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12930.52, "end": 12933.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12933.52, "end": 12940.52, "text": " could be up, I'm not watching BB"}, {"start": 12963.52, "end": 12965.52, "text": " I think it has to be a good one."}, {"start": 12965.52, "end": 12967.52, "text": " I'm strong."}, {"start": 12969.52, "end": 12971.52, "text": " Flash behind."}, {"start": 12985.52, "end": 12987.52, "text": " Flash behind."}, {"start": 12987.52, "end": 12989.52, "text": " I should be fast."}, {"start": 12993.52, "end": 13011.800000000001, "text": " I'm kind of scared that we're going to lose this, I'm on a win streak right now, I need"}, {"start": 13011.800000000001, "end": 13013.800000000001, "text": " to win this."}, {"start": 13013.800000000001, "end": 13016.800000000001, "text": " Fucking save."}, {"start": 13016.800000000001, "end": 13018.800000000001, "text": " Fucking save!"}, {"start": 13021.800000000001, "end": 13023.800000000001, "text": " They're just kind of crushing us mid."}, {"start": 13023.800000000001, "end": 13024.800000000001, "text": " Take your save, missame."}, {"start": 13024.800000000001, "end": 13025.800000000001, "text": " Bro, you go to Samus."}, {"start": 13025.800000000001, "end": 13027.800000000001, "text": " They're crushing us mid right now."}, {"start": 13034.800000000001, "end": 13036.800000000001, "text": " Fucking mid again."}, {"start": 13042.800000000001, "end": 13043.800000000001, "text": " She mid?"}, {"start": 13046.800000000001, "end": 13048.800000000001, "text": " Two revs, two revs!"}, {"start": 13048.800000000001, "end": 13050.800000000001, "text": " Coming out, right."}, {"start": 13056.800000000001, "end": 13058.800000000001, "text": " Two side."}, {"start": 13070.800000000001, "end": 13072.800000000001, "text": " Alright, let's try."}, {"start": 13072.800000000001, "end": 13077.800000000001, "text": " Oh, shit. There's a universe I get to there, but that's a tough..."}, {"start": 13077.800000000001, "end": 13080.800000000001, "text": " Fuck, we need to fucking win!"}, {"start": 13080.800000000001, "end": 13083.800000000001, "text": " I think they beat in our ass maybe to do some shit there."}, {"start": 13083.800000000001, "end": 13085.800000000001, "text": " Because we're able to just pinch."}, {"start": 13086.800000000001, "end": 13089.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, I feel like they're beating our ass there."}, {"start": 13102.800000000001, "end": 13104.800000000001, "text": " Flash over."}, {"start": 13104.800000000001, "end": 13106.800000000001, "text": " Flash bright."}, {"start": 13106.800000000001, "end": 13108.800000000001, "text": " Three blind."}, {"start": 13116.800000000001, "end": 13118.800000000001, "text": " No one else."}, {"start": 13118.800000000001, "end": 13120.800000000001, "text": " Probably absent, yeah."}, {"start": 13124.800000000001, "end": 13126.800000000001, "text": " I don't see them."}, {"start": 13126.800000000001, "end": 13133.420000000002, "text": " Oh, they're waiting. They're waiting from under there holding it with bomb"}, {"start": 13142.640000000001, "end": 13144.640000000001, "text": " I think they just trapped in apartments right now"}, {"start": 13156.800000000001, "end": 13163.800000000001, "text": " I'm rotating back there."}, {"start": 13163.800000000001, "end": 13166.800000000001, "text": " Smoke."}, {"start": 13166.800000000001, "end": 13181.800000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 13181.800000000001, "end": 13187.880000000001, "text": " one debris of this one yeah thanks a lady"}, {"start": 13211.800000000001, "end": 13213.800000000001, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 13213.800000000001, "end": 13215.800000000001, "text": " Good fucking round!"}, {"start": 13215.800000000001, "end": 13217.800000000001, "text": " Good fucking round, dude!"}, {"start": 13223.800000000001, "end": 13225.800000000001, "text": " Can I get a buy?"}, {"start": 13225.800000000001, "end": 13227.800000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13233.800000000001, "end": 13235.800000000001, "text": " Do you want to go aggro mid again or what?"}, {"start": 13235.800000000001, "end": 13237.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, take control."}, {"start": 13241.800000000001, "end": 13246.800000000001, "text": " You can't find you guys over here."}, {"start": 13246.800000000001, "end": 13251.800000000001, "text": " Come on guys."}, {"start": 13251.800000000001, "end": 13261.800000000001, "text": " He's on the left side, he's on the left side."}, {"start": 13261.800000000001, "end": 13262.800000000001, "text": " He crossed."}, {"start": 13262.800000000001, "end": 13263.800000000001, "text": " Good call!"}, {"start": 13263.800000000001, "end": 13264.800000000001, "text": " Floodwig!"}, {"start": 13264.800000000001, "end": 13267.36, "text": " He's left side, he's left side. He crossed."}, {"start": 13268.36, "end": 13269.960000000001, "text": " Good coms, Ludwig!"}, {"start": 13273.980000000001, "end": 13277.44, "text": " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"}, {"start": 13294.800000000001, "end": 13299.44, "text": " Yeah, I think we got the fire part of the whole med here. We should maybe give up. I'm gonna go away"}, {"start": 13299.44, "end": 13328.16, "text": " I think it's faker, I think it's faker, nothing powers atleast."}, {"start": 13328.16, "end": 13335.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13335.16, "end": 13339.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13339.16, "end": 13342.16, "text": " death of the death of"}, {"start": 13342.16, "end": 13354.16, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 13354.16, "end": 13382.16, "text": " Yeah, twitch.tv slash weeks."}, {"start": 13382.16, "end": 13383.44, "text": " Yikes, but 10 T."}, {"start": 13386.52, "end": 13388.039999999999, "text": " Did I genuinely?"}, {"start": 13390.08, "end": 13391.16, "text": " Didn't play bad."}, {"start": 13392.36, "end": 13393.72, "text": " Like I'm happy with how I played."}, {"start": 13393.72, "end": 13395.72, "text": " Obviously I went crazy negative,"}, {"start": 13395.72, "end": 13397.28, "text": " but like this is a high-skill lobby."}, {"start": 13397.28, "end": 13399.44, "text": " I made it a 1v1 in the final round."}, {"start": 13399.44, "end": 13401.32, "text": " Like that's my job there."}, {"start": 13401.32, "end": 13402.72, "text": " I don't need to clutch that."}, {"start": 13402.72, "end": 13404.32, "text": " I made it a 1v1."}, {"start": 13404.32, "end": 13405.84, "text": " I feel like that's good."}, {"start": 13406.92, "end": 13407.96, "text": " I feel like that's good."}, {"start": 13407.96, "end": 13411.4, "text": " I put us in a situation to win the game."}, {"start": 13412.16, "end": 13413.2, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 13417.2, "end": 13418.119999999999, "text": " Your job's to win the game."}, {"start": 13418.36, "end": 13421.58, "text": " Not everybody on the teams of Braun James, not everybody on the teams Luke"}, {"start": 13421.58, "end": 13422.0, "text": " Canard."}, {"start": 13422.039999999999, "end": 13426.56, "text": " Some people come out and they need to put up brawny sized numbers."}, {"start": 13427.32, "end": 13429.76, "text": " And I put up brawny sized numbers today."}, {"start": 13440.72, "end": 13441.8, "text": " Check the prediction."}, {"start": 13441.800000000001, "end": 13456.04, "text": " Okay. Why are we making this the prediction mods? Is this the run? No, 100%. Yes, 0%. Dude. Okay. You can at least like, is he gonna, is he gonna PB this front? You know what I mean? Like, you know."}, {"start": 13456.04, "end": 13466.92, "text": " Okay, I think I might stick with CS for now. I think I'm going to stick with CS for now."}, {"start": 13466.92, "end": 13471.560000000001, "text": " I'm not going to move back to the, we have our new PB. It's four for the Godgamer Gauntlet."}, {"start": 13471.560000000001, "end": 13475.2, "text": " We'll try it later this week, but I'm not going to keep trying more runs today because"}, {"start": 13475.2, "end": 13481.36, "text": " I need to practice more CS too. I just need to practice more CS too. I can't get off."}, {"start": 13481.36, "end": 13486.0, "text": " would be it would be stupid to get off CS because we had the tournament tomorrow"}, {"start": 13492.880000000001, "end": 13504.0, "text": " who uh who trying to frag let's see if anyone of my team trying to win"}, {"start": 13511.36, "end": 13518.36, "text": " Let's open a case for good luck and call."}, {"start": 13518.36, "end": 13526.2, "text": " Okay, this is a knife."}, {"start": 13526.2, "end": 13531.16, "text": " Straight up I give somebody a chat of $1,000."}, {"start": 13531.16, "end": 13538.66, "text": " Tough."}, {"start": 13538.66, "end": 13552.9, "text": " If this is blue I give somebody a chat of $5."}, {"start": 13552.9, "end": 13553.9, "text": " Okay I give this up."}, {"start": 13553.9, "end": 13554.9, "text": " Technically it's $6."}, {"start": 13554.9, "end": 13556.98, "text": " You owe me a dollar."}, {"start": 13556.98, "end": 13561.78, "text": " Asrak Azur, you owe me a dollar."}, {"start": 13561.78, "end": 13563.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13567.140000000001, "end": 13570.140000000001, "text": " Need that shit that shit"}, {"start": 13573.1, "end": 13576.380000000001, "text": " What time tomorrow the tournament will start at noon, but I'm probably gonna go live at like 11 o'clock"}, {"start": 13579.060000000001, "end": 13583.460000000001, "text": " Is Timmy live grinding I feel like it wouldn't help for me to do with Timmy though"}, {"start": 13583.460000000001, "end": 13588.54, "text": " I mean, I guess it would because we're on a team so it up with comms. He's early in a game. Okay. I'm gonna play a game without Timmy"}, {"start": 13591.78, "end": 13597.76, "text": " Myung is playing Tomodachi life. She's just so unserious bro. Myung our tournament's"}, {"start": 13597.76, "end": 13608.220000000001, "text": " fucking tomorrow. Okay if I pull this knife Myung is better than me at CSGO."}, {"start": 13614.58, "end": 13618.380000000001, "text": " What the fuck? What's the chance for her to turn it tomorrow? Okay so here's the"}, {"start": 13618.380000000001, "end": 13621.54, "text": " deal guys. There's a tournament tomorrow. It starts at noon. I'll go live at"}, {"start": 13621.54, "end": 13627.44, "text": " 11 o'clock before, just for a little warm-up, get the people in the crowd going crazy. There's no crowd, but, you know, proverbial crowd."}, {"start": 13628.060000000001, "end": 13638.34, "text": " The teams are as follows, alright? Every team is captained by a CS player, and then they have drafted a varying level of skill teammates, okay?"}, {"start": 13638.94, "end": 13644.820000000002, "text": " So, so here it is, anyway. My team is Team Shroud, right? This is by far the worst team in the tournament, no shade to Shroud."}, {"start": 13644.820000000002, "end": 13649.060000000001, "text": " It's just because a Shroud doesn't play CS2. He's kind of a fake CS2 guy."}, {"start": 13649.06, "end": 13659.06, "text": " Timmy's very good, but he's not, he doesn't have that many reps compared to some of the other people."}, {"start": 13661.06, "end": 13670.06, "text": " Ron, Ron is kind of a gamer, but you know, hasn't practiced one day. His gaming skills basically fell off the moment he started doing IRL."}, {"start": 13670.06, "end": 13675.06, "text": " A jokester who can't take things seriously like might end up being a bit of a liability."}, {"start": 13675.06, "end": 13680.72, "text": " Mi Young is a bit of an aimer, but doesn't like the game of CS2, so she doesn't study it too deeply."}, {"start": 13680.72, "end": 13683.68, "text": " And then I am, uh, bad."}, {"start": 13683.68, "end": 13686.22, "text": " Full stop. I'm probably one of the worst in the event."}, {"start": 13686.22, "end": 13687.72, "text": " Uh, so that's our team."}, {"start": 13687.72, "end": 13693.72, "text": " Uh, this is the best team. Okay. Jordan, nothing Gilbert. Drafted Aiden and Nick Yingling. Nick Yingling. Um..."}, {"start": 13693.72, "end": 13700.48, "text": " I'll just say it, bro. Nick Yingling and Aiden have ruined this event. Okay, I'm just gonna say it how it is."}, {"start": 13700.48, "end": 13705.76, "text": " Aiden is the one who wanted to do a CS2 event. So he came where we had another event. It fell through"}, {"start": 13705.76, "end": 13709.76, "text": " He said guys, what if he did a CS2 event? I'll do all the invites for all the players later"}, {"start": 13709.76, "end": 13714.5, "text": " You don't have to worry about that. I go, okay, let's do it. So he deals with all the invites, right?"}, {"start": 13715.8, "end": 13722.32, "text": " Sneaks his buddy Yingling in there and then as a to he's in a private group chat with all the captains, right?"}, {"start": 13722.32, "end": 13725.56, "text": " Hear me out. He's in a private group chat with all the captains as a to it makes sense"}, {"start": 13725.56, "end": 13731.32, "text": " Okay, what does he do as the TO with his private group chat?"}, {"start": 13731.32, "end": 13736.16, "text": " He messages all the coaches and he says, hey guys, just so you know, me and Nick, you can"}, {"start": 13736.16, "end": 13740.119999999999, "text": " have a great chemistry together because they play almost every day on work hours."}, {"start": 13740.119999999999, "end": 13741.68, "text": " They barely work these two."}, {"start": 13741.68, "end": 13748.4, "text": " So he said, if you draft a group, make sure you draft me and you and Link together."}, {"start": 13748.4, "end": 13749.4, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13749.4, "end": 13753.48, "text": " Now, Jordan, nothing to give a fuck about any of the streamers in this event, right?"}, {"start": 13753.48, "end": 13755.0, "text": " He probably doesn't even know who I am."}, {"start": 13755.0, "end": 13756.16, "text": " He said there's a lot of tournament."}, {"start": 13756.16, "end": 13758.52, "text": " He said, I don't know who that is."}, {"start": 13758.52, "end": 13761.44, "text": " I'm just here to compete for money."}, {"start": 13761.44, "end": 13763.48, "text": " The only thing he reads is the TO saying,"}, {"start": 13763.48, "end": 13766.4, "text": " hey, I have a good chemistry with this guy, Nick Yingling."}, {"start": 13766.4, "end": 13771.16, "text": " His first two drafts, Nick Yingling and Aiden Calvin."}, {"start": 13771.16, "end": 13771.72, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 13774.12, "end": 13776.52, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 13776.52, "end": 13778.84, "text": " Then he goes off to draft Courage JD, who's very good."}, {"start": 13778.84, "end": 13780.2, "text": " Courage has been gaming for a long time."}, {"start": 13780.2, "end": 13781.96, "text": " And Noko, who's also very good,"}, {"start": 13781.96, "end": 13784.0, "text": " who was drafted last pick."}, {"start": 13784.0, "end": 13784.68, "text": " I don't even know why."}, {"start": 13784.68, "end": 13789.28, "text": " I think Noko is like 14k or something, 15k."}, {"start": 13789.28, "end": 13790.52, "text": " Like that team's gonna win the event,"}, {"start": 13790.52, "end": 13791.4, "text": " it's gonna be a snoozer"}, {"start": 13791.4, "end": 13793.68, "text": " and I'm gonna make fun of Aiden after."}, {"start": 13793.68, "end": 13795.16, "text": " That is my genuine game plan."}, {"start": 13798.12, "end": 13800.48, "text": " I already have prepped the rig delegations."}, {"start": 13800.48, "end": 13801.52, "text": " I'm waiting for Aiden to win it"}, {"start": 13801.52, "end": 13802.4, "text": " so that I can make fun of him"}, {"start": 13802.4, "end": 13804.2, "text": " for the tournament that he ran for."}, {"start": 13805.44, "end": 13807.0, "text": " Cause I think he as a,"}, {"start": 13807.0, "end": 13808.960000000001, "text": " and he's about to learn the lesson"}, {"start": 13808.960000000001, "end": 13810.64, "text": " that as a someone who runs the event,"}, {"start": 13810.64, "end": 13812.32, "text": " you can't care more about winning the event"}, {"start": 13812.32, "end": 13814.4, "text": " than the event being electric."}, {"start": 13814.4, "end": 13817.199999999999, "text": " I've run into this issue in the past, people say a lot of egreguses own event to win them."}, {"start": 13817.199999999999, "end": 13818.6, "text": " I haven't won my own event in years."}, {"start": 13820.199999999999, "end": 13822.199999999999, "text": " And now I just run awesome events that I don't win."}, {"start": 13824.699999999999, "end": 13829.3, "text": " But I will say to the other captain's credits, Austin CS's team could win."}, {"start": 13830.199999999999, "end": 13833.9, "text": " Austin CS, Aero CS, Masayoshi, Quarter Jade, Valkyrie."}, {"start": 13833.9, "end": 13835.0, "text": " That's a very strong team."}, {"start": 13836.5, "end": 13838.1, "text": " That is a very strong team."}, {"start": 13839.199999999999, "end": 13841.5, "text": " Alright, and then the final team is Good Vibes."}, {"start": 13841.5, "end": 13842.8, "text": " I think they have no shot at winning."}, {"start": 13842.800000000001, "end": 13849.800000000001, "text": " It is Squeaks, Flom, Fusely, Hanner, and Nakey Jakey."}, {"start": 13849.800000000001, "end": 13852.6, "text": " I think they have no shot at winning, but they're going to probably make lifelong friendships."}, {"start": 13853.2, "end": 13854.6, "text": " You won your basketball event?"}, {"start": 13854.6, "end": 13856.1, "text": " Yeah, but I was not a coach in that."}, {"start": 13857.300000000001, "end": 13858.800000000001, "text": " I was not a coach in that, bro."}, {"start": 13858.800000000001, "end": 13859.6, "text": " I was dressed."}, {"start": 13859.6, "end": 13861.900000000001, "text": " Also, I'm flattered."}, {"start": 13863.000000000002, "end": 13866.6, "text": " I'm flattered that you are suggesting"}, {"start": 13867.800000000001, "end": 13872.2, "text": " that I am good enough at basketball to have made an outsized impact"}, {"start": 13872.2, "end": 13874.2, "text": " two of one out of that. I'm flattered."}, {"start": 13884.6, "end": 13887.6, "text": " Hanners 18K. I'm not, I don't, I didn't ever specify Hanner."}, {"start": 13887.6, "end": 13889.6, "text": " I never said Hanner is the issue."}, {"start": 13892.0, "end": 13896.6, "text": " All I said, is that, yo, what up, y'all, my name's Derek."}, {"start": 13896.6, "end": 13906.4, "text": " Alright, I will be your Mujahideen soldier, I will dive in to be, follow my body, I will"}, {"start": 13906.4, "end": 13910.12, "text": " be a meat shield for you guys."}, {"start": 13910.12, "end": 13919.28, "text": " His name is Monica Zinlinski."}, {"start": 13919.28, "end": 13926.28, "text": " They shouldn't have too much utility, uh, pistol round."}, {"start": 13927.28, "end": 13930.28, "text": " Bad?"}, {"start": 13937.28, "end": 13941.28, "text": " Dude, check site dummies?"}, {"start": 13941.28, "end": 13944.28, "text": " Alright, I actually did my job great there."}, {"start": 13944.28, "end": 13948.28, "text": " I did my job great there."}, {"start": 13949.28, "end": 13972.640000000001, "text": " Oh my god, damn, I actually played very good."}, {"start": 13972.64, "end": 13992.96, "text": " Do they call it apartments in this game?"}, {"start": 13992.960000000001, "end": 13994.960000000001, "text": " Shouldn't it be apps for the team?"}, {"start": 13997.76, "end": 13999.76, "text": " Sorry"}, {"start": 14022.960000000001, "end": 14027.960000000001, "text": " I got him."}, {"start": 14027.960000000001, "end": 14029.960000000001, "text": " I get that back."}, {"start": 14029.960000000001, "end": 14032.960000000001, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 14032.960000000001, "end": 14033.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14033.960000000001, "end": 14035.960000000001, "text": " You get that AK man."}, {"start": 14035.960000000001, "end": 14038.960000000001, "text": " Damn, no bruising on me."}, {"start": 14038.960000000001, "end": 14039.960000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14039.960000000001, "end": 14043.960000000001, "text": " Don't die next time, brother."}, {"start": 14043.960000000001, "end": 14045.960000000001, "text": " Follow me through apps."}, {"start": 14045.960000000001, "end": 14047.960000000001, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 14047.960000000001, "end": 14049.960000000001, "text": " brother"}, {"start": 14050.92, "end": 14052.92, "text": " Fall me through apps I got you"}, {"start": 14059.12, "end": 14061.12, "text": " Fucking jellyfish was streamer now"}, {"start": 14073.84, "end": 14075.84, "text": " No"}, {"start": 14077.960000000001, "end": 14080.6, "text": " I might have done 99 damage."}, {"start": 14080.6, "end": 14082.6, "text": " It does sound like a streamer a little bit."}, {"start": 14082.6, "end": 14084.6, "text": " Could ask my quality."}, {"start": 14084.6, "end": 14109.6, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14109.6, "end": 14111.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14126.76, "end": 14128.76, "text": " Got to take your time"}, {"start": 14133.68, "end": 14135.68, "text": " No time"}, {"start": 14136.24, "end": 14138.16, "text": " Does he have a kid?"}, {"start": 14138.16, "end": 14140.16, "text": " How do you tell if he has a kid is it a blue wire"}, {"start": 14144.44, "end": 14148.52, "text": " Yeah, he's excited never mind a fucking life"}, {"start": 14151.0, "end": 14153.0, "text": " I thought when music started"}, {"start": 14159.64, "end": 14162.4, "text": " Not much man, I'm just trying to get a rank in premiere"}, {"start": 14168.16, "end": 14185.16, "text": " Don't be nervous, bro, I mean, small."}, {"start": 14185.16, "end": 14210.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14240.16, "end": 14269.119999999999, "text": " I don't know what anything's called open a call out map."}, {"start": 14269.12, "end": 14270.12, "text": " Oh, that's a good idea."}, {"start": 14273.28, "end": 14276.28, "text": " I'm going to go with Monica Zinlinski because this dude seems kind of cracked."}, {"start": 14299.12, "end": 14316.560000000001, "text": " There's only two there y'all. There's only two there. What was that fucking Molly? There's"}, {"start": 14316.56, "end": 14323.56, "text": " There's one guy with a USP y'all."}, {"start": 14323.56, "end": 14328.56, "text": " I have no armor by the way, sir."}, {"start": 14328.56, "end": 14331.56, "text": " That's gonna hit the smoke."}, {"start": 14331.56, "end": 14332.56, "text": " It missed."}, {"start": 14332.56, "end": 14334.56, "text": " Oh no, yeah, I got extinguished."}, {"start": 14334.56, "end": 14342.56, "text": " That's gonna be crazy."}, {"start": 14342.56, "end": 14344.56, "text": " Yeah, or banana."}, {"start": 14364.56, "end": 14368.56, "text": " If I unlock a knife in front of these guys right now, they're gonna fucking geek."}, {"start": 14372.56, "end": 14379.56, "text": " That's tough, back to him."}, {"start": 14379.56, "end": 14392.56, "text": " Come on, go, come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, you can do it, you can do it."}, {"start": 14392.56, "end": 14417.619999999999, "text": " Wanda fucking run this guy down."}, {"start": 14417.62, "end": 14438.660000000002, "text": " I'm so bad. It was a good swing. Just my shots were so bad there. Just counter swing"}, {"start": 14438.66, "end": 14440.66, "text": " I can slow it down, bro."}, {"start": 14442.66, "end": 14443.66, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 14447.66, "end": 14449.66, "text": " Can you save here? Or..."}, {"start": 14450.66, "end": 14451.66, "text": " I think I can buy it."}, {"start": 14451.66, "end": 14452.66, "text": " What we got?"}, {"start": 14452.66, "end": 14453.66, "text": " Yeah, got it."}, {"start": 14459.66, "end": 14462.66, "text": " No one will get down, we'll find it."}, {"start": 14498.66, "end": 14506.34, "text": " I got something loading."}, {"start": 14506.34, "end": 14507.34, "text": " I'm reloading crazy."}, {"start": 14507.34, "end": 14515.34, "text": " Ah, good save though, good save."}, {"start": 14515.34, "end": 14519.02, "text": " Is that a 30 year old wearing a Netspin shirt?"}, {"start": 14519.02, "end": 14522.82, "text": " Yeah, my friend got it for me."}, {"start": 14522.82, "end": 14525.58, "text": " It's probably the shirt I get the most comments on when I wear."}, {"start": 14536.08, "end": 14538.46, "text": " Okay, maybe one solo, fake B, go late, A."}, {"start": 14545.18, "end": 14546.699999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah, sorry, fake A, go be late."}, {"start": 14550.06, "end": 14550.9, "text": " I'm kind of loud though."}, {"start": 14582.82, "end": 14584.82, "text": " Crossing."}, {"start": 14602.82, "end": 14603.82, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 14603.82, "end": 14605.82, "text": " Oh no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14609.82, "end": 14612.82, "text": " Ants, ants, ants, ants, ants, ants, ants, ants, ants."}, {"start": 14616.82, "end": 14619.82, "text": " I did not get flashed so hard that I dropped my gun."}, {"start": 14619.82, "end": 14622.82, "text": " I accidentally pressed H, which switches the side the gun's on."}, {"start": 14622.82, "end": 14625.82, "text": " And then I tried to press H to switch it back, but I pressed G."}, {"start": 14625.82, "end": 14627.82, "text": " Give me a little credit here."}, {"start": 14628.82, "end": 14630.82, "text": " I'm not a stone cold idiot."}, {"start": 14630.82, "end": 14632.82, "text": " I didn't fucking get flashed and go, oh shit."}, {"start": 14633.82, "end": 14640.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14640.82, "end": 14643.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14643.82, "end": 14646.82, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14646.82, "end": 14649.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14649.82, "end": 14651.82, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14651.82, "end": 14653.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14653.82, "end": 14655.82, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14655.82, "end": 14657.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14657.82, "end": 14659.82, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14659.82, "end": 14661.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14721.82, "end": 14722.82, "text": " Seven damage."}, {"start": 14746.32, "end": 14747.32, "text": " Oh my god, he's so loud."}, {"start": 14750.82, "end": 14751.32, "text": " Tough."}, {"start": 14751.82, "end": 14758.02, "text": " Did I must have done 97 damage, bro?"}, {"start": 14758.02, "end": 14761.02, "text": " I did 96!"}, {"start": 14761.02, "end": 14763.22, "text": " I did 96!"}, {"start": 14763.22, "end": 14770.1, "text": " And the only reason I died is because my opponent hit me with a fucking grenade that did 4 damage."}, {"start": 14770.1, "end": 14772.9, "text": " So his 96 and 4 put me over the edge."}, {"start": 14772.9, "end": 14778.38, "text": " I should have won the fight!"}, {"start": 14808.380000000001, "end": 14835.580000000002, "text": " I thought that was so smart, but I just get fucking shot in the head and then I die instantly."}, {"start": 14835.58, "end": 14839.32, "text": " I guess he's just looking that way anyway, so it doesn't even fucking help me."}, {"start": 14839.32, "end": 14841.0, "text": " I must have waited for him to cross over me."}, {"start": 14841.0, "end": 14843.66, "text": " Maybe I could have waited for him to cross over me."}, {"start": 14843.66, "end": 14847.82, "text": " But he just, he looks down and just fucking shoots to where he's looking."}, {"start": 14847.82, "end": 14849.82, "text": " Oh no, he's dead."}, {"start": 14849.82, "end": 14851.82, "text": " Oh, he's dead."}, {"start": 14851.82, "end": 14853.82, "text": " Oh, he's dead."}, {"start": 14853.82, "end": 14857.82, "text": " Yeah, let's do it."}, {"start": 14857.82, "end": 14861.82, "text": " Let's push through mid wave."}, {"start": 14861.82, "end": 14863.82, "text": " I love that"}, {"start": 14870.98, "end": 14874.74, "text": " Okay, I think we can spill out be I'll be brave I'll run out. I'm just gonna get a smoke for the Molly"}, {"start": 14874.74, "end": 14876.74, "text": " We can just rush it up. Yeah, BBB"}, {"start": 14879.18, "end": 14881.18, "text": " Bodies"}, {"start": 14882.1, "end": 14884.1, "text": " I'll smoke the mall. I just keep running"}, {"start": 14884.1, "end": 14886.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14889.78, "end": 14891.78, "text": " My god, so I kind of lied"}, {"start": 14914.1, "end": 14920.1, "text": " two"}, {"start": 14920.1, "end": 14930.1, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14930.1, "end": 14934.1, "text": " two"}, {"start": 14934.1, "end": 14939.1, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14939.1, "end": 14944.1, "text": " No time, right?"}, {"start": 14944.1, "end": 14947.1, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 14947.1, "end": 14950.1, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 14950.1, "end": 14964.1, "text": " Oh, I don't have the sound effect."}, {"start": 14964.1, "end": 14984.1, "text": " and"}, {"start": 14984.1, "end": 14986.1, "text": " and"}, {"start": 15046.1, "end": 15053.1, "text": " You got a lead."}, {"start": 15053.1, "end": 15060.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15060.1, "end": 15070.1, "text": " He's going to wrap you."}, {"start": 15070.1, "end": 15072.1, "text": " Gramps, rats."}, {"start": 15076.1, "end": 15078.1, "text": " A great deal of booms."}, {"start": 15081.1, "end": 15084.1, "text": " No! Hey, you bastard!"}, {"start": 15084.1, "end": 15086.1, "text": " What my voice?"}, {"start": 15086.1, "end": 15089.1, "text": " I don't know, I thought that first shot of church didn't hit him, to be honest."}, {"start": 15089.1, "end": 15091.1, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 15091.1, "end": 15093.1, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15093.1, "end": 15095.1, "text": " Nice shot of who we are."}, {"start": 15095.1, "end": 15097.1, "text": " Alright, here's plainware."}, {"start": 15097.1, "end": 15099.1, "text": " I'll play B."}, {"start": 15099.1, "end": 15102.1, "text": " Yeah, I'll agree. I'll agree now you're nervous, bro."}, {"start": 15102.1, "end": 15103.1, "text": " You're nervous."}, {"start": 15103.1, "end": 15105.1, "text": " I'm so nervous, bro."}, {"start": 15105.1, "end": 15107.1, "text": " I'll play Aps."}, {"start": 15127.1, "end": 15156.1, "text": " I've never seen that spot."}, {"start": 15156.1, "end": 15185.1, "text": " close."}, {"start": 15185.1, "end": 15192.1, "text": " Okay, we just gotta save, it's fine."}, {"start": 15192.1, "end": 15201.1, "text": " Easy for ants, ants, ants, ants."}, {"start": 15201.1, "end": 15202.1, "text": " Battery low."}, {"start": 15202.1, "end": 15204.1, "text": " There's a 1v4 motherfucker."}, {"start": 15204.1, "end": 15207.1, "text": " There's a genuine 1v4."}, {"start": 15207.1, "end": 15212.1, "text": " I don't think that was the difference."}, {"start": 15212.1, "end": 15214.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15230.460000000001, "end": 15232.460000000001, "text": " How did he get both?"}, {"start": 15242.1, "end": 15246.62, "text": " Why is everyone in this lobby 17k?"}, {"start": 15246.62, "end": 15248.62, "text": " 15k bro."}, {"start": 15248.62, "end": 15251.62, "text": " Okay we can win."}, {"start": 15251.62, "end": 15253.220000000001, "text": " We got this shit boys!"}, {"start": 15253.220000000001, "end": 15254.220000000001, "text": " Reset the mental."}, {"start": 15254.220000000001, "end": 15255.220000000001, "text": " Sheet around."}, {"start": 15255.220000000001, "end": 15256.220000000001, "text": " Oorah."}, {"start": 15256.220000000001, "end": 15266.86, "text": " Be calm, be calm."}, {"start": 15266.86, "end": 15268.02, "text": " Trust me nothing's coming apps."}, {"start": 15268.02, "end": 15270.02, "text": " You can send three A if you need"}, {"start": 15273.460000000001, "end": 15275.460000000001, "text": " How do I get up here?"}, {"start": 15298.02, "end": 15300.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15314.5, "end": 15316.5, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 15323.060000000001, "end": 15325.060000000001, "text": " Already know they're going a"}, {"start": 15328.02, "end": 15331.02, "text": " No. They just got annihilated. So..."}, {"start": 15331.02, "end": 15334.02, "text": " Her shirt should be. I said the opposite one. My apologies."}, {"start": 15358.02, "end": 15379.86, "text": " I got bomb and smoking it off to smoke to smoke to smoke I'm bomb come on boys"}, {"start": 15379.86, "end": 15381.86, "text": " Help me out. Help me out a little bit. Help me out a little bit there"}, {"start": 15383.86, "end": 15385.86, "text": " Very skinny very skinny"}, {"start": 15393.54, "end": 15395.54, "text": " That flash was kind of money no"}, {"start": 15397.980000000001, "end": 15404.960000000001, "text": " You need an MVP kid I got it I got it I have to do it manually fuck shit I'm late for the run"}, {"start": 15409.86, "end": 15437.86, "text": " one more here"}, {"start": 15437.86, "end": 15439.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15439.86, "end": 15441.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15441.86, "end": 15443.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15464.140000000001, "end": 15471.26, "text": " Think I did I think 38 what?"}, {"start": 15471.86, "end": 15473.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15477.140000000001, "end": 15479.140000000001, "text": " Did"}, {"start": 15484.78, "end": 15487.86, "text": " How can you think for me please fire boy"}, {"start": 15497.54, "end": 15499.54, "text": " I don't know that means"}, {"start": 15501.86, "end": 15516.86, "text": " I'll be."}, {"start": 15516.86, "end": 15525.86, "text": " That's my mom."}, {"start": 15525.86, "end": 15554.880000000001, "text": " I am fucking clutch I am fucking clutch I am the one that's what my thing would be if"}, {"start": 15554.880000000001, "end": 15556.880000000001, "text": " I am the one I"}, {"start": 15558.400000000001, "end": 15560.400000000001, "text": " Don't know the follow-up here"}, {"start": 15581.080000000002, "end": 15583.400000000001, "text": " Don't know why he's peaking like"}, {"start": 15584.880000000001, "end": 15591.880000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15591.880000000001, "end": 15593.880000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15593.880000000001, "end": 15598.880000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 15598.880000000001, "end": 15601.880000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15601.880000000001, "end": 15606.880000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 15606.880000000001, "end": 15610.880000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15610.880000000001, "end": 15627.160000000002, "text": " I'm a team player what's he gonna do when I shoot turn around bro and what does he walk"}, {"start": 15627.160000000002, "end": 15638.320000000002, "text": " into two boys instead of one like fucking crazy you're gonna go apartments this round to they're"}, {"start": 15638.32, "end": 15645.32, "text": " We're gonna go apartments this round too and I'm ready to fucking destroy."}, {"start": 15645.32, "end": 15647.32, "text": " I'm going on a windy walk here."}, {"start": 15655.32, "end": 15656.32, "text": " Grenade."}, {"start": 15660.32, "end": 15661.32, "text": " Grenade out."}, {"start": 15665.32, "end": 15666.32, "text": " Grenade."}, {"start": 15666.32, "end": 15668.32, "text": " Through, through wraps, through wraps, could be safe."}, {"start": 15668.32, "end": 15669.32, "text": " Drops, drops."}, {"start": 15671.32, "end": 15673.32, "text": " W comms, but what can you do?"}, {"start": 15675.32, "end": 15684.02, "text": " I don't know where to call that I shouldn't have said I don't even know what that's called."}, {"start": 15684.02, "end": 15685.02, "text": " I knew I knew where he was."}, {"start": 15685.02, "end": 15693.539999999999, "text": " I didn't know how to say it by one of the worst flashes I've ever seen and I've thrown"}, {"start": 15693.54, "end": 15720.300000000001, "text": " a lot of bad ones in my day. Yeah, so you do it ain't play ice in the fucking veins."}, {"start": 15720.300000000001, "end": 15723.140000000001, "text": " This is winnable, but it requires me to lock in."}, {"start": 15723.140000000001, "end": 15724.340000000002, "text": " I think they're gonna go B."}, {"start": 15726.140000000001, "end": 15727.78, "text": " Time to drop the nades, B boys."}, {"start": 15731.980000000001, "end": 15732.820000000002, "text": " Fuck, gameplay."}, {"start": 15762.82, "end": 15773.699999999999, "text": " I just, I actually think I know the psyche of players."}, {"start": 15773.699999999999, "end": 15779.44, "text": " I think I know like this round they're going to go mid, like I know that."}, {"start": 15779.44, "end": 15782.34, "text": " I think you're going to see in the first five seconds of this game Gresh is going to"}, {"start": 15782.34, "end": 15783.34, "text": " get a kill mid."}, {"start": 15783.34, "end": 15790.34, "text": " you right now it's what's going to happen"}, {"start": 15794.9, "end": 15797.18, "text": " ready? check it out, check it out"}, {"start": 15797.18, "end": 15798.26, "text": " three"}, {"start": 15798.26, "end": 15799.34, "text": " two"}, {"start": 15799.34, "end": 15803.26, "text": " one"}, {"start": 15803.26, "end": 15805.42, "text": " the way this is a fucking shot"}, {"start": 15805.42, "end": 15811.42, "text": " but it was a good call"}, {"start": 15814.22, "end": 15816.22, "text": " Pushing pushing through apps"}, {"start": 15819.06, "end": 15821.06, "text": " Could be on site could be on site I"}, {"start": 15823.58, "end": 15829.22, "text": " Don't know how to calm anything, but I fucking knew that was gonna happen. I should know how to communicate it"}, {"start": 15835.26, "end": 15840.34, "text": " Hi, I did so much damage bro look how much damage I did dog"}, {"start": 15843.34, "end": 15853.08, "text": " If I'm them, I think I'd do a late B hit."}, {"start": 15853.08, "end": 15855.18, "text": " I think that's what I would do if I was them."}, {"start": 15855.18, "end": 15858.460000000001, "text": " I say, hey, let's go late B, they're going to throw all their utile, then we go right"}, {"start": 15858.460000000001, "end": 15860.02, "text": " after."}, {"start": 15860.02, "end": 15869.380000000001, "text": " So I'm going to go B, I'm going to throw my utile late."}, {"start": 15869.380000000001, "end": 15898.720000000001, "text": " We got bomb."}, {"start": 15898.720000000001, "end": 15900.720000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15913.560000000001, "end": 15920.000000000002, "text": " So greedy those so that was so like that I know it's an abused phrase"}, {"start": 15920.000000000002, "end": 15922.960000000001, "text": " But that genuinely was a biblical level of greed"}, {"start": 15922.960000000001, "end": 15929.640000000001, "text": " That was a biblical level of greed to walk up in a 2v3 when you have bomb to try to get the odd like"}, {"start": 15929.640000000001, "end": 15932.92, "text": " I have I am flabbergasted at that play"}, {"start": 15950.160000000002, "end": 15952.160000000002, "text": " Did I knock it armor"}, {"start": 15982.960000000001, "end": 15989.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15989.960000000001, "end": 15993.960000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15993.960000000001, "end": 15998.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15998.960000000001, "end": 16003.960000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16003.960000000001, "end": 16007.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16007.960000000001, "end": 16009.960000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16021.800000000001, "end": 16023.800000000001, "text": " Did you boys"}, {"start": 16025.92, "end": 16030.240000000002, "text": " Second frag in a 15 in a 16k lobby, and I'm second frag I"}, {"start": 16031.720000000001, "end": 16037.92, "text": " Drop a triple double on them 13 16 and 12 2k damage"}, {"start": 16037.960000000001, "end": 16047.68, "text": " oh my god what's my rank gonna be I've never had a rank in CS2 before"}, {"start": 16055.240000000002, "end": 16067.800000000001, "text": " 14k 14k holy shit I'm already 14k"}, {"start": 16067.800000000001, "end": 16084.28, "text": " Whoa. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, we while 14 and a half K don't mind if I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me take a screenshot"}, {"start": 16084.28, "end": 16092.340000000002, "text": " there. Send that in the group chat to Ray and Leslie. Let them know they should be a bit nervous. I'm like five games away"}, {"start": 16092.34, "end": 16106.58, "text": " from 16 K right. I actually thought I was playing at a 16 K level. This makes sense to me. I am the one"}, {"start": 16106.58, "end": 16124.06, "text": " damn I'm fucking nasty bro how much do I get per win so I'm 14 and a half K"}, {"start": 16124.06, "end": 16138.5, "text": " Leslie's 10 and a half K Ray is 11 point 6 K and 40% win rate fuck stuff that is"}, {"start": 16138.5, "end": 16148.699999999999, "text": " very tough squeaks is 25 piggy twos 22 or no 22 22"}, {"start": 16148.7, "end": 16157.94, "text": " Ray was 15k and then kept losing. This is the equivalent of Emerald and League. There's"}, {"start": 16157.94, "end": 16164.34, "text": " no way. This is like gold. Right? I don't know. Obviously I'm not, you guys would know"}, {"start": 16164.34, "end": 16172.58, "text": " better than me, but like I cannot imagine 16k is anywhere near Emerald. I feel like"}, {"start": 16172.58, "end": 16194.3, "text": " it's gold. Maybe plat. Maybe. 32% of rank. Does this mean top 32% of players? Oh, it does."}, {"start": 16194.3, "end": 16200.34, "text": " But I think most players must just be like stone dead idiots then because 11 and a half"}, {"start": 16200.34, "end": 16223.02, "text": " K is 50%. So, like, am I ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, I got a P. I got a P. Timmy, I'll be right"}, {"start": 16223.02, "end": 16225.02, "text": " All right, bye-bye."}, {"start": 16253.02, "end": 16255.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16283.02, "end": 16292.300000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 16313.02, "end": 16339.02, "text": " and"}, {"start": 16339.02, "end": 16343.02, "text": " Timmy!"}, {"start": 16343.02, "end": 16347.02, "text": " Timmy!"}, {"start": 16347.02, "end": 16351.02, "text": " Timmy!"}, {"start": 16351.02, "end": 16355.02, "text": " Timmy!"}, {"start": 16355.02, "end": 16359.02, "text": " Timmy!"}, {"start": 16359.02, "end": 16363.02, "text": " Who's G-Money?"}, {"start": 16363.02, "end": 16367.02, "text": " Oh, this is the guy I just played with."}, {"start": 16367.02, "end": 16369.02, "text": " I'm sorry. I can't play with you right now. I have to play with Timmy"}, {"start": 16376.82, "end": 16381.4, "text": " Okay, I'm a higher ranking than Timmy low 12.2 K"}, {"start": 16384.34, "end": 16386.24, "text": " How am I a higher rating than Timmy?"}, {"start": 16392.82, "end": 16394.82, "text": " How did that happen"}, {"start": 16394.82, "end": 16407.26, "text": " We have played almost the same amount of games."}, {"start": 16407.26, "end": 16410.16, "text": " It's his own even if it's his alt."}, {"start": 16410.16, "end": 16413.14, "text": " How is he a lower rating?"}, {"start": 16413.14, "end": 16418.7, "text": " My hidden MMR must be very high."}, {"start": 16418.7, "end": 16425.66, "text": " You know, I'll hear the state side."}, {"start": 16426.16, "end": 16429.16, "text": " Yeah, I know, you know,"}, {"start": 16430.36, "end": 16433.36, "text": " do you guys all hear the big news?"}, {"start": 16433.4, "end": 16436.2, "text": " No, got my rating in CSU."}, {"start": 16437.66, "end": 16438.8, "text": " Oh, I guess it is."}, {"start": 16438.8, "end": 16440.2, "text": " So no one can never hit that shot."}, {"start": 16440.2, "end": 16441.260000000002, "text": " That was nice."}, {"start": 16441.260000000002, "end": 16442.3, "text": " Well, thanks."}, {"start": 16442.3, "end": 16443.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, actually, what's your guess?"}, {"start": 16443.600000000002, "end": 16445.100000000002, "text": " Because he's going to be upper."}, {"start": 16445.100000000002, "end": 16448.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, 3800."}, {"start": 16448.260000000002, "end": 16455.02, "text": " Forget it did your 3800. That's a little high now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 14,500. Oh, what?"}, {"start": 16455.58, "end": 16460.86, "text": " Really? Yeah. Yeah, you got 14,000 to 500. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 16461.58, "end": 16465.820000000003, "text": " A bug or something. No, it's not a bug. Hey, that's crazy. I taught for I get my games oftentimes"}, {"start": 16469.100000000002, "end": 16472.820000000003, "text": " You know, I don't need to take this, you know, I look in your games. Oh five, by the way"}, {"start": 16473.420000000002, "end": 16475.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, good luck"}, {"start": 16478.260000000002, "end": 16485.54, "text": " This is disrespectful the way they talk to me if the way they talk to me is disrespectful"}, {"start": 16487.06, "end": 16489.980000000003, "text": " G money you money. I gotta play with Timmy, bro"}, {"start": 16492.02, "end": 16494.02, "text": " Dude, I'm actually fucking hungry ass"}, {"start": 16498.38, "end": 16500.7, "text": " Oh cutie's not here right now. Oh"}, {"start": 16502.54, "end": 16507.02, "text": " My god, oh what up, baby? Do you hear the news?"}, {"start": 16508.260000000002, "end": 16510.18, "text": " What happened? I got my CSG ready."}, {"start": 16511.58, "end": 16512.780000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 16514.120000000003, "end": 16517.08, "text": " So, okay, it's not bad to me, but I'm 14.5."}, {"start": 16517.88, "end": 16519.68, "text": " I know. Too shabby for a guy like you."}, {"start": 16521.68, "end": 16523.68, "text": " Take those. A compliment, probably."}, {"start": 16527.52, "end": 16530.260000000002, "text": " Yeah. Top 1.138 million, if you're wondering."}, {"start": 16532.18, "end": 16532.920000000002, "text": " 1.6."}, {"start": 16532.920000000002, "end": 16535.02, "text": " 3 repeating, of course."}, {"start": 16536.22, "end": 16537.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16537.56, "end": 16538.800000000003, "text": " Really boot it up."}, {"start": 16539.300000000003, "end": 16540.800000000003, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 16540.800000000003, "end": 16542.960000000003, "text": " You just mean you stable."}, {"start": 16542.960000000003, "end": 16544.120000000003, "text": " Ronaldo is dead."}, {"start": 16544.120000000003, "end": 16546.600000000002, "text": " Shrouds asleep."}, {"start": 16546.600000000002, "end": 16549.2, "text": " Me youngs in a different game."}, {"start": 16551.760000000002, "end": 16552.5, "text": " She hates us."}, {"start": 16552.5, "end": 16553.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, she does."}, {"start": 16553.600000000002, "end": 16555.4, "text": " I think I have the best grenades."}, {"start": 16555.4, "end": 16557.960000000003, "text": " I think I should only buy grenades."}, {"start": 16557.960000000003, "end": 16561.100000000002, "text": " Actually, I kind of play this game like rays."}, {"start": 16563.36, "end": 16566.760000000002, "text": " OK, OK, like I do 50 damage to four people and kills."}, {"start": 16567.56, "end": 16573.32, "text": " It's kind of like I end up second damage dealt with like eight kills"}, {"start": 16575.56, "end": 16580.5, "text": " I you got you got the uto down. I do doubt they're good eight out. It's called martyrdom. It's a strat"}, {"start": 16584.4, "end": 16591.04, "text": " Good question. So it's tomorrow single in so tomorrow's not even single and it's four teams"}, {"start": 16592.600000000002, "end": 16596.0, "text": " Round Robin every team plays every team"}, {"start": 16596.0, "end": 16603.08, "text": " top two go to the finals best of three okay and bottom two just bottom two are"}, {"start": 16603.08, "end": 16613.56, "text": " done so yeah at worst you could go I guess oh three or even one and two but"}, {"start": 16613.56, "end": 16619.32, "text": " but yeah best you get to play it is five or six games so in the case of because"}, {"start": 16619.32, "end": 16623.2, "text": " one team all the one team there's three oh and then two teams go to one how's"}, {"start": 16623.2, "end": 16629.2, "text": " The tiebreaker is kind of weird. It's not based on round differential or head-to-head."}, {"start": 16629.2, "end": 16634.2, "text": " That is thrown out the window. So you could win one team wins OT, one team could win 13-0."}, {"start": 16634.2, "end": 16640.2, "text": " It'll go to our determined tiebreaker, which will happen if it's two teams of tie or three teams of tie."}, {"start": 16640.2, "end": 16643.2, "text": " Because you can have three teams that go like two and one or something, I think."}, {"start": 16643.2, "end": 16652.2, "text": " And in both universes, it is a penalty kick shootout where we're doing 1v1s."}, {"start": 16652.2, "end": 16657.760000000002, "text": " You send out a player to do your 1v1 and it's first to three wins in the 1v1 wins"}, {"start": 16664.64, "end": 16668.64, "text": " I don't want to be that situation it'll be like I"}, {"start": 16670.64, "end": 16673.52, "text": " Want to you probably have to do a blind, but yeah, you send out a player blind"}, {"start": 16677.04, "end": 16679.72, "text": " What if you send out the bottom track here I"}, {"start": 16679.72, "end": 16685.72, "text": " I kind of a good strap right if you send out like maybe their team sends other best player first you send out your worst player oh"}, {"start": 16686.440000000002, "end": 16688.440000000002, "text": " Wait, oh, that is just one"}, {"start": 16689.960000000003, "end": 16694.36, "text": " It's only you need to yeah, because you need to win the best of five of that. Oh"}, {"start": 16695.72, "end": 16698.24, "text": " I see sure you're kind of doing like a frag pump like"}, {"start": 16699.760000000002, "end": 16704.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, I see but then it doesn't carry over exactly. Yeah, I"}, {"start": 16705.52, "end": 16707.84, "text": " Like that. Oh, I feel like that"}, {"start": 16709.72, "end": 16726.0, "text": " I was gonna say cuz I was I was like dude putting your best player against their best"}, {"start": 16726.0, "end": 16730.36, "text": " player and then just like one round rest of three it sounds like pretty intense but now"}, {"start": 16730.36, "end": 16735.36, "text": " that's five rounds actually it's good right yeah so like even if they lose there's still"}, {"start": 16735.36, "end": 16741.96, "text": " a chance. Yeah, yeah. What, uh, what about you've been grinding? You think you got it?"}, {"start": 16741.96, "end": 16750.12, "text": " Uh, in terms of what? One day one? No, like just the whole tournament tomorrow. Uh, yeah,"}, {"start": 16750.12, "end": 16756.72, "text": " I mean, I've been playing for actually at least a month. Maybe even two months now. I'm"}, {"start": 16756.72, "end": 16763.2, "text": " not even sure what's your true rating like face it or premier. I just got level 10"}, {"start": 16763.2, "end": 16773.32, "text": " then I'm 26k. Oh wait you're fucking higher rated than Shroud. Yeah, but that doesn't matter."}, {"start": 16773.32, "end": 16778.920000000002, "text": " That guy's him. Isn't Shroud fucking washed? Like I'm not trying to throw any shots, but"}, {"start": 16778.920000000002, "end": 16782.600000000002, "text": " like isn't Shroud washed all he does is play like an MMO you've never heard of for 12"}, {"start": 16782.6, "end": 16784.6, "text": " hours a day."}, {"start": 16784.6, "end": 16795.6, "text": " The thing is, for someone of his caliber, I ask Tariq, do you ever forget the AK-3?"}, {"start": 16795.6, "end": 16798.6, "text": " And he's like, no, it's just ingrained."}, {"start": 16798.6, "end": 16805.6, "text": " I think for a game like this, if you won't forget his roots, that makes sense."}, {"start": 16805.6, "end": 16807.6, "text": " You may even forget the Uto."}, {"start": 16807.6, "end": 16811.6, "text": " But I think he said that he would learn a little bit of them, at least the main ones."}, {"start": 16811.6, "end": 16815.64, "text": " It's for life the actual yeah core mechanics of the games"}, {"start": 16815.64, "end": 16821.28, "text": " I don't think he's gonna forget it. It's like me hopping on apex while he may not be like fucking prime child"}, {"start": 16821.879999999997, "end": 16828.6, "text": " He will still be like really good, and he also plays games every day first like it's not like he's like going outside"}, {"start": 16828.6, "end": 16834.359999999997, "text": " And he's not getting anymore, you know right? He's still like fresh in terms of mechanics even if it's not specific mechanics"}, {"start": 16834.84, "end": 16837.78, "text": " Yeah, he's just using his hands of these which is good"}, {"start": 16841.6, "end": 16844.0, "text": " I've really leaned into my role of first out"}, {"start": 16845.68, "end": 16849.28, "text": " That's good. I'm also a low key IGL"}, {"start": 16851.76, "end": 16853.76, "text": " Hello, yeah, I like that"}, {"start": 16854.16, "end": 16859.239999999998, "text": " Fuck I mean I can also throw out strats. I have some pretty like decent strats as long as like"}, {"start": 16859.6, "end": 16861.92, "text": " We have like I think at least four people listening. I"}, {"start": 16862.84, "end": 16866.399999999998, "text": " Think we'll have four. I think Ron is like a variable. We should not count on"}, {"start": 16867.6, "end": 16869.6, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16871.6, "end": 16888.239999999998, "text": " I genuinely thought you were speaking Japanese."}, {"start": 16888.239999999998, "end": 16891.199999999997, "text": " Holy fuck, I got 500 for a win."}, {"start": 16891.199999999997, "end": 16892.199999999997, "text": " What up team?"}, {"start": 16892.199999999997, "end": 16893.199999999997, "text": " My name's Derek."}, {"start": 16893.2, "end": 16895.68, "text": " What a team my name is house"}, {"start": 16911.2, "end": 16918.48, "text": " One of the shit a with you till made out made out keep that fucking thing on me"}, {"start": 16923.2, "end": 16941.32, "text": " good you till there good you till"}, {"start": 16941.32, "end": 16948.32, "text": " Oh, that's very useful from you."}, {"start": 16948.32, "end": 16951.32, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 16951.32, "end": 16953.32, "text": " So their player must be like a smurf, right?"}, {"start": 16953.32, "end": 16955.32, "text": " One of them?"}, {"start": 16955.32, "end": 16960.32, "text": " Or just getting bad at handling smurfs."}, {"start": 16960.32, "end": 16963.32, "text": " I'm not too sure."}, {"start": 16963.32, "end": 16969.32, "text": " Let's make this right as well."}, {"start": 16969.32, "end": 16971.32, "text": " the leader of the smurfs are you?"}, {"start": 16971.32, "end": 16973.32, "text": " grenade! grenade!"}, {"start": 16976.32, "end": 16978.32, "text": " grenade!"}, {"start": 16984.32, "end": 16986.32, "text": " oh shit!"}, {"start": 16993.32, "end": 16994.32, "text": " one more b"}, {"start": 16999.32, "end": 17001.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17005.88, "end": 17009.44, "text": " Don't know how like the like that stuff work, I mean like"}, {"start": 17011.56, "end": 17016.26, "text": " I'm 12k. I don't I don't know if this game has hidden in a monitor really"}, {"start": 17018.04, "end": 17021.04, "text": " Like I was wondering why you got 12k"}, {"start": 17022.76, "end": 17028.84, "text": " Yeah, I mean well, this is like my smurf and like I got 14k and we play the same amount of games and a lot of them were together"}, {"start": 17028.84, "end": 17034.8, "text": " I was but I was but you know and we lost like 20 games. Is the burnt peanut good at video games"}, {"start": 17044.36, "end": 17046.36, "text": " No, no, he's actually pretty good"}, {"start": 17048.920000000002, "end": 17053.68, "text": " I think you put him in a concrete attorney, he'd be like a wild card, but it wouldn't be like oh"}, {"start": 17053.68, "end": 17059.24, "text": " Oh my god, he's insane like he's not gonna be like second best player, but he would be definitely third"}, {"start": 17060.52, "end": 17062.52, "text": " In my opinion"}, {"start": 17064.04, "end": 17066.04, "text": " And I can't agree to turn you have like the best player"}, {"start": 17069.32, "end": 17071.32, "text": " Not to create it's like what an ass"}, {"start": 17075.16, "end": 17078.44, "text": " I should have fucking waited bro, I just should have waited I don't know why I left"}, {"start": 17078.44, "end": 17083.48, "text": " I like heard a noise and I left I should have just sat I should have sat in the fucking apartments for him to pop"}, {"start": 17083.68, "end": 17085.68, "text": " Is he better worse gamer than me"}, {"start": 17088.920000000002, "end": 17097.36, "text": " Sorry, I'm sorry is he a better worse gamer than me Ludwig gamer or yes, there's gamer all around"}, {"start": 17099.88, "end": 17101.88, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 17103.08, "end": 17105.08, "text": " What game do you get"}, {"start": 17113.68, "end": 17125.48, "text": " I think I like how I said you were a better gamer is he actually good at FPS yes oh yeah"}, {"start": 17125.48, "end": 17131.04, "text": " I mean he was preggining Apex wait he was preg yeah you're telling me peanuts of"}, {"start": 17131.04, "end": 17133.920000000002, "text": " bread yeah on m&k i don't think you're ever getting"}, {"start": 17133.920000000002, "end": 17137.84, "text": " bread he's an m&k bread"}, {"start": 17139.440000000002, "end": 17143.920000000002, "text": " damn i'll give it to him that's impressive"}, {"start": 17143.920000000002, "end": 17148.4, "text": " oh wait maybe console no no no console"}, {"start": 17148.4, "end": 17151.760000000002, "text": " prez those are diamond dozen uh he was"}, {"start": 17151.760000000002, "end": 17155.440000000002, "text": " controller and i didn't matter then"}, {"start": 17157.04, "end": 17160.96, "text": " he could have been sending or something"}, {"start": 17161.04, "end": 17163.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17183.2, "end": 17188.120000000003, "text": " What the fuck is saggy monkey tits doing what an absolute shotgun could have picked up an m4"}, {"start": 17191.04, "end": 17193.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17195.06, "end": 17197.34, "text": " Still one more apartment saggy monkey"}, {"start": 17200.84, "end": 17204.620000000003, "text": " Yeah, last two should be a attribute excuse me"}, {"start": 17221.04, "end": 17223.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17238.48, "end": 17245.54, "text": " To me if we were to play a platform fighter super smash brothers rivals of ether"}, {"start": 17247.08, "end": 17250.22, "text": " And I had one life and you had a hundred"}, {"start": 17251.04, "end": 17253.04, "text": " You would not kill me once do you get me?"}, {"start": 17255.24, "end": 17257.56, "text": " Actually it's managed yes, dude. I"}, {"start": 17259.08, "end": 17261.08, "text": " Would run your shit"}, {"start": 17262.2, "end": 17265.36, "text": " I'm actually really bad at that so you probably could"}, {"start": 17272.68, "end": 17274.68, "text": " Unfortunately"}, {"start": 17281.04, "end": 17287.72, "text": " what you just did you DC what it's that you left"}, {"start": 17311.04, "end": 17313.04, "text": " one last"}, {"start": 17313.04, "end": 17315.04, "text": " short"}, {"start": 17317.04, "end": 17319.04, "text": " alright, let me see it"}, {"start": 17319.04, "end": 17321.04, "text": " aim of the year"}, {"start": 17335.04, "end": 17337.04, "text": " one pit"}, {"start": 17337.04, "end": 17339.04, "text": " and one site"}, {"start": 17339.04, "end": 17346.32, "text": " I know you didn't think I had that movement though. That's pretty deli movement. That's good. That's good. I like that"}, {"start": 17349.72, "end": 17351.72, "text": " Okay, look he forced"}, {"start": 17354.72, "end": 17356.72, "text": " Now should we save one or what?"}, {"start": 17369.04, "end": 17375.04, "text": " I'll be in a good fucking teammate. Selfless."}, {"start": 17375.04, "end": 17377.04, "text": " Selfless."}, {"start": 17377.04, "end": 17379.04, "text": " all dead"}, {"start": 17383.04, "end": 17385.04, "text": " fully flashbang"}, {"start": 17385.04, "end": 17387.04, "text": " hell yeah"}, {"start": 17393.04, "end": 17395.04, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 17397.04, "end": 17399.04, "text": " I'm pushing apps"}, {"start": 17403.04, "end": 17405.04, "text": " he's ganked, hotman"}, {"start": 17407.04, "end": 17425.52, "text": " I don't understand why is his name allowed to be invisible it makes it confusing"}, {"start": 17425.52, "end": 17427.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17428.58, "end": 17430.58, "text": " That's a bomb"}, {"start": 17443.28, "end": 17447.2, "text": " Dude that guy has to be walled in which guy"}, {"start": 17448.8, "end": 17452.56, "text": " Looking for balcony maybe I don't know only fuck wait this guy was like"}, {"start": 17452.56, "end": 17459.16, "text": " about sake monkey tits no name she could be looking for no no he was looking"}, {"start": 17459.16, "end": 17462.56, "text": " straight at me I don't think so"}, {"start": 17466.84, "end": 17470.960000000003, "text": " it's called calling your own number chat"}, {"start": 17482.56, "end": 17511.48, "text": " Where was he dude where was he he was in the ditch oh he was Mexico"}, {"start": 17511.48, "end": 17532.12, "text": " shoulda known"}, {"start": 17532.12, "end": 17533.12, "text": " dropped apps dropped apps"}, {"start": 17533.12, "end": 17540.12, "text": " I'll be far brown."}, {"start": 17563.12, "end": 17565.12, "text": " That's fun"}, {"start": 17568.32, "end": 17574.28, "text": " Shit hmm, I think he's cheating you think he's cheating"}, {"start": 17574.68, "end": 17577.98, "text": " He has a game back there game game get on a record"}, {"start": 17584.16, "end": 17589.46, "text": " That's okay, he looks bad okay, cuz I feel a little bit better"}, {"start": 17593.12, "end": 17603.12, "text": " He's low, I'm pretty sure I dinked him, B."}, {"start": 17603.12, "end": 17614.12, "text": " One or two on B site."}, {"start": 17614.12, "end": 17623.12, "text": " one or two on the side"}, {"start": 17623.12, "end": 17626.12, "text": " I think one's on the app side"}, {"start": 17626.12, "end": 17629.12, "text": " but there's a gun in the mid"}, {"start": 17629.12, "end": 17632.12, "text": " sure they're all on the mid"}, {"start": 17632.12, "end": 17635.12, "text": " on the mid on the side"}, {"start": 17635.12, "end": 17638.12, "text": " yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 17644.12, "end": 17646.12, "text": " church"}, {"start": 17661.239999999998, "end": 17663.239999999998, "text": " He kind of hit a shot there didn't he"}, {"start": 17674.12, "end": 17689.12, "text": " I'm locked. I'm gonna go next time. I'm gonna go XM. I'm gonna go apps. I'm not let anyone"}, {"start": 17689.12, "end": 17699.559999999998, "text": " fucking enter B sir A site A is for apps yeah I got it what the fuck is"}, {"start": 17699.56, "end": 17701.56, "text": " I was just... what?"}, {"start": 17711.24, "end": 17713.24, "text": " I'm up there, yeah."}, {"start": 17715.34, "end": 17716.34, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 17716.98, "end": 17718.48, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 17718.48, "end": 17735.36, "text": " stop seeing slur incoming slur risk Defcon one isn't Defcon five higher than"}, {"start": 17735.36, "end": 17741.36, "text": " Defcon one which was the high one? We're at the low one right now"}, {"start": 17759.52, "end": 17761.52, "text": " Dude he just left him"}, {"start": 17765.36, "end": 17781.28, "text": " oh real gun oh oh 12 HP 10"}, {"start": 17781.28, "end": 17787.28, "text": " damn some of these guys are fucking good I gotta pick it up"}, {"start": 17795.28, "end": 17797.28, "text": " I also think they're wall hacking"}, {"start": 17802.28, "end": 17803.28, "text": " oops"}, {"start": 17807.28, "end": 17808.28, "text": " they might need to mute you"}, {"start": 17809.28, "end": 17810.28, "text": " how do we do that"}, {"start": 17811.28, "end": 17815.28, "text": " There we go. Oof. Thought we were on the same page there."}, {"start": 17815.28, "end": 17816.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17816.28, "end": 17817.28, "text": " Kind of escalated it."}, {"start": 17817.28, "end": 17819.28, "text": " It's not on the same page."}, {"start": 17819.28, "end": 17821.28, "text": " Slurr imminent."}, {"start": 17827.28, "end": 17831.28, "text": " The AP was lost. On the stairs."}, {"start": 17871.28, "end": 17886.36, "text": " I didn't make a noise I was willing shit for an hour and a half"}, {"start": 17886.36, "end": 17888.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17892.0, "end": 17894.0, "text": " Don't shit so much I shift swing to me"}, {"start": 17898.68, "end": 17900.68, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 17908.32, "end": 17911.08, "text": " Alright which guys the cheater you think the guy with no name"}, {"start": 17911.08, "end": 17925.84, "text": " This profile is private, one game ban on record, banned by game developer, okay,"}, {"start": 17955.84, "end": 17972.96, "text": " I feel like the worst part about walling is they can take space the moment you back away"}, {"start": 17972.96, "end": 17977.64, "text": " like we were both just in apartments and then we both walked out and he was able to just"}, {"start": 17977.64, "end": 17983.239999999998, "text": " walk in for free. And it's like, it's like impossible."}, {"start": 17986.96, "end": 17987.6, "text": " One's pit."}, {"start": 18005.6, "end": 18007.0, "text": " A lot of people cheat in this game."}, {"start": 18007.64, "end": 18014.64, "text": " I'm not even sure what's going on."}, {"start": 18014.64, "end": 18018.64, "text": " How do they play from that?"}, {"start": 18018.64, "end": 18028.64, "text": " It's not very fun when they cheat."}, {"start": 18028.64, "end": 18033.64, "text": " Easy for ends, ends, ends, ends."}, {"start": 18033.64, "end": 18040.64, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 18040.64, "end": 18045.64, "text": " That's a thing?"}, {"start": 18045.64, "end": 18046.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18046.64, "end": 18047.64, "text": " You know what that means?"}, {"start": 18047.64, "end": 18058.64, "text": " It's pretty much they're spinning in a circle and they insecure you so you see"}, {"start": 18058.64, "end": 18075.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18075.64, "end": 18082.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18082.64, "end": 18085.64, "text": " death"}, {"start": 18085.64, "end": 18089.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18089.64, "end": 18092.64, "text": " death"}, {"start": 18092.64, "end": 18095.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18095.64, "end": 18099.64, "text": " death"}, {"start": 18099.64, "end": 18104.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18104.64, "end": 18134.579999999998, "text": " It's a light work, baby."}, {"start": 18134.58, "end": 18136.58, "text": " Full confidence swing"}, {"start": 18150.820000000003, "end": 18152.820000000003, "text": " Yeah, I know I've heard of that song"}, {"start": 18154.260000000002, "end": 18156.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'll follow me. Oh, I turned off my comps"}, {"start": 18157.7, "end": 18159.7, "text": " Fuck oh"}, {"start": 18160.9, "end": 18162.9, "text": " I'm you to everyone else"}, {"start": 18164.58, "end": 18171.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18171.58, "end": 18174.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18174.58, "end": 18179.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18179.58, "end": 18184.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18184.58, "end": 18189.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18189.58, "end": 18190.58, "text": " We never cleared it."}, {"start": 18193.58, "end": 18195.58, "text": " I don't know how to like, I didn't see that guy."}, {"start": 18196.58, "end": 18198.58, "text": " Tim, is that at your fault angle because you're first out?"}, {"start": 18199.58, "end": 18202.58, "text": " Kind of, but like I jumped over, I knew he was in that spot."}, {"start": 18202.58, "end": 18206.58, "text": " I checked it, he disappeared and looked straight in front of me and he's just gone."}, {"start": 18209.58, "end": 18211.58, "text": " Well, I didn't know what caught up was there."}, {"start": 18214.58, "end": 18215.58, "text": " That was a strange run."}, {"start": 18219.58, "end": 18230.58, "text": " If you're not aware of this, you can find the link in the description."}, {"start": 18249.58, "end": 18259.58, "text": " I pushed him! I shot him! I shot him crazy, bro! I hit him from 550 to 70!"}, {"start": 18279.58, "end": 18281.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18290.06, "end": 18292.06, "text": " Had him 41 look I'm clean"}, {"start": 18294.460000000003, "end": 18299.18, "text": " I'm 50 I feel like all my motivation is sat now that I you've said he cheated"}, {"start": 18302.38, "end": 18304.7, "text": " The enjoyment of the game has gone to literally zero"}, {"start": 18309.58, "end": 18327.660000000003, "text": " like I couldn't care less about the result of this this is I feel like this is a huge"}, {"start": 18327.66, "end": 18337.66, "text": " waste of my time. I guess it's still winnable, but my desire to win is genuinely zero."}, {"start": 18357.66, "end": 18359.66, "text": " But we have a Timmy"}, {"start": 18360.74, "end": 18363.66, "text": " We can win I think"}, {"start": 18369.6, "end": 18371.6, "text": " I'll drop you 30"}, {"start": 18373.98, "end": 18377.86, "text": " You're gonna pick it up. Okay on the menu. Yeah, I'm dropping"}, {"start": 18377.86, "end": 18384.86, "text": " where you on me?"}, {"start": 18384.86, "end": 18387.86, "text": " just go B"}, {"start": 18387.86, "end": 18390.86, "text": " I'm gonna exact the DG"}, {"start": 18390.86, "end": 18392.86, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 18392.86, "end": 18395.86, "text": " I'll hug you right now"}, {"start": 18407.86, "end": 18409.86, "text": " Fashion"}, {"start": 18416.3, "end": 18419.18, "text": " Oh my gosh, I got this"}, {"start": 18422.7, "end": 18424.7, "text": " Nice one back side"}, {"start": 18426.98, "end": 18428.98, "text": " Take it down, take it down. We should go B"}, {"start": 18431.06, "end": 18433.06, "text": " Go B go B go B go B guys"}, {"start": 18437.86, "end": 18439.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18442.5, "end": 18444.5, "text": " Want what he was playing quad"}, {"start": 18446.06, "end": 18448.06, "text": " One CT so CT"}, {"start": 18450.02, "end": 18455.18, "text": " That sucks what a time for him to swing is a great one"}, {"start": 18458.18, "end": 18460.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18464.420000000002, "end": 18466.420000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18467.86, "end": 18469.86, "text": " You did it my boy"}, {"start": 18476.260000000002, "end": 18479.34, "text": " Easy for ends ends ends ends"}, {"start": 18487.18, "end": 18489.18, "text": " You want to buy"}, {"start": 18489.18, "end": 18497.5, "text": " I'll just follow him and get his gun when he dies."}, {"start": 18497.5, "end": 18502.5, "text": " I'll just follow him."}, {"start": 18502.5, "end": 18509.5, "text": " Oh yeah, he bought me a Diggle."}, {"start": 18509.5, "end": 18531.5, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18531.5, "end": 18533.5, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 18541.5, "end": 18542.5, "text": " Twinable!"}, {"start": 18545.5, "end": 18547.5, "text": " Is there not a better gun than the Nova, really?"}, {"start": 18556.5, "end": 18559.5, "text": " What an ugly knife, this knife cost me a thousand dollars, bro."}, {"start": 18561.5, "end": 18565.96, "text": " Come on. Yeah, maybe more action. Maybe it's closer to like 2000 3000"}, {"start": 18578.72, "end": 18583.82, "text": " Close close close with the swag 10 the swag 10 seems a little OP"}, {"start": 18591.5, "end": 18598.5, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18607.18, "end": 18613.22, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18613.22, "end": 18618.22, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18618.22, "end": 18624.22, "text": " Wow. Oh my god."}, {"start": 18624.22, "end": 18625.22, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 18625.22, "end": 18628.22, "text": " Just holding this kid down with a single swag 10."}, {"start": 18629.22, "end": 18630.22, "text": " My teammates don't listen?"}, {"start": 18630.22, "end": 18631.22, "text": " No, they don't."}, {"start": 18636.22, "end": 18639.22, "text": " It's the freest A run of all time."}, {"start": 18640.22, "end": 18642.22, "text": " They're holding their ground."}, {"start": 18643.22, "end": 18645.22, "text": " It's almost respectful how dumb this is."}, {"start": 18645.22, "end": 18648.22, "text": " OK, one of you right."}, {"start": 18653.920000000002, "end": 18655.420000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18661.4, "end": 18664.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I got to pick it up."}, {"start": 18666.100000000002, "end": 18669.9, "text": " Should I just admit, be real."}, {"start": 18669.98, "end": 18672.18, "text": " Now you're going to practice your entry, no? True."}, {"start": 18672.18, "end": 18676.18, "text": " Good coms. I'm going to entry us on A."}, {"start": 18680.18, "end": 18681.18, "text": " Going apps."}, {"start": 18681.18, "end": 18682.18, "text": " He's on."}, {"start": 18692.18, "end": 18693.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18693.18, "end": 18694.18, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 18694.18, "end": 18701.18, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18701.18, "end": 18703.38, "text": " the"}, {"start": 18703.38, "end": 18708.86, "text": " death"}, {"start": 18708.86, "end": 18710.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18710.96, "end": 18716.3, "text": " death"}, {"start": 18716.3, "end": 18721.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18721.74, "end": 18723.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18735.22, "end": 18742.38, "text": " I should have cleared that was foolish. Oh my gosh"}, {"start": 18747.18, "end": 18749.820000000003, "text": " Damn, okay lock in"}, {"start": 18751.74, "end": 18753.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18772.22, "end": 18774.22, "text": " Remember this name"}, {"start": 18774.74, "end": 18776.980000000003, "text": " Damn that need to go fucking far as hell"}, {"start": 18778.34, "end": 18780.34, "text": " Through me through man"}, {"start": 18780.34, "end": 18782.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18784.12, "end": 18786.12, "text": " One Mexican"}, {"start": 18794.28, "end": 18796.28, "text": " That's crazy"}, {"start": 18800.68, "end": 18802.68, "text": " You an apps an upside"}, {"start": 18802.68, "end": 18815.52, "text": " it's Mexico okay I'm learning you'd relax God forbid a guy learn"}, {"start": 18815.52, "end": 18822.52, "text": " I don't know what to do with this."}, {"start": 18822.52, "end": 18831.52, "text": " Nah, he fucking pre-fired me like that, I guess."}, {"start": 18831.52, "end": 18832.52, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 18832.52, "end": 18841.52, "text": " Of course, the time to."}, {"start": 18841.52, "end": 18863.4, "text": " that's racist you're calling out dude it doesn't it wouldn't shock me I think much"}, {"start": 18863.4, "end": 18871.06, "text": " Much of the CS2 scene seems to be a bit racist."}, {"start": 18871.06, "end": 18874.920000000002, "text": " Sometimes I go into a game and there is the sweetest people to ever exist."}, {"start": 18874.920000000002, "end": 18879.800000000003, "text": " Other times they rip a slur I haven't heard in 10 years."}, {"start": 18879.8, "end": 18886.8, "text": " They were about an ancient slur, like one written in a tom, like in Tom Sawyer."}, {"start": 18939.8, "end": 18941.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18960.239999999998, "end": 18964.239999999998, "text": " Almost phenomenal timing, but the guy just swung me"}, {"start": 18969.8, "end": 18971.8, "text": " He's just gonna swing this perfectly, no?"}, {"start": 18978.16, "end": 18982.16, "text": " Easy for ants, ants, ants, ants."}, {"start": 18999.8, "end": 19001.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19012.84, "end": 19014.84, "text": " Perfect"}, {"start": 19022.28, "end": 19024.28, "text": " And I'm in"}, {"start": 19059.8, "end": 19066.8, "text": " to me that blue"}, {"start": 19069.8, "end": 19070.399999999998, "text": " all good"}, {"start": 19070.399999999998, "end": 19073.2, "text": " do they cheat in apex legends?"}, {"start": 19073.2, "end": 19074.719999999998, "text": " all done"}, {"start": 19074.719999999998, "end": 19077.2, "text": " that sucks"}, {"start": 19077.2, "end": 19080.04, "text": " it makes playing the video game not very fun"}, {"start": 19080.04, "end": 19083.68, "text": " they usually use their thumbs and then they"}, {"start": 19083.68, "end": 19085.88, "text": " have like a little stick drift"}, {"start": 19085.88, "end": 19088.88, "text": " they can't loot while shooting you know"}, {"start": 19088.88, "end": 19093.08, "text": " I feel like I don't play too many games where people cheat because you"}, {"start": 19093.08, "end": 19095.120000000003, "text": " can't I don't think people really cheat in league right?"}, {"start": 19095.24, "end": 19096.4, "text": " Because outside of ghosting."}, {"start": 19097.600000000002, "end": 19100.72, "text": " Um, yeah, I'll say that's probably the one."}, {"start": 19103.760000000002, "end": 19106.24, "text": " Chess usually they're pretty good at banning because it's kind of"}, {"start": 19106.24, "end": 19107.600000000002, "text": " obvious, especially when you're shit."}, {"start": 19111.08, "end": 19112.48, "text": " No one cheats in Geo guess it really."}, {"start": 19112.52, "end": 19113.56, "text": " I guess not that I've seen."}, {"start": 19116.08, "end": 19118.48, "text": " What they're doing what in?"}, {"start": 19118.48, "end": 19126.54, "text": " Like in chess it's pretty hard to cheat because it's quite noticeable by just raw"}, {"start": 19128.239999999998, "end": 19130.239999999998, "text": " Like"}, {"start": 19130.239999999998, "end": 19132.239999999998, "text": " Engine sweeps"}, {"start": 19133.0, "end": 19138.92, "text": " Like it just catches you playing book moves too often and it fucking takes you out back"}, {"start": 19141.399999999998, "end": 19146.0, "text": " Wait actually like if you if you cheat on like the chess website, okay, I'll ban you"}, {"start": 19146.0, "end": 19152.0, "text": " Yeah, I think you can just auto detect if you start playing moves that are"}, {"start": 19154.04, "end": 19156.04, "text": " Like too insane ethical"}, {"start": 19156.32, "end": 19161.32, "text": " Yeah, because if you like if you look up what the best move to play is and you play that they're not very human"}, {"start": 19162.24, "end": 19164.24, "text": " It's not like a human thing to do"}, {"start": 19166.6, "end": 19169.4, "text": " They're done even Magnus within wouldn't move like that"}, {"start": 19170.6, "end": 19174.76, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's moves even Magnus wouldn't do but if you're a really really good player"}, {"start": 19174.760000000002, "end": 19180.120000000003, "text": " I think it's easier to get away with cheating because I think you have a better understanding of what those moves are and aren't"}, {"start": 19181.88, "end": 19183.88, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 19186.760000000002, "end": 19188.760000000002, "text": " I see"}, {"start": 19189.4, "end": 19192.4, "text": " So what if you did like the second best move or that's not an option I"}, {"start": 19194.840000000004, "end": 19196.24, "text": " Think I think you'd have to yeah"}, {"start": 19196.24, "end": 19202.56, "text": " You'd have to basically but you have to be good enough to know what it means to go for like the other like why you were going for that"}, {"start": 19202.56, "end": 19204.56, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 19204.760000000002, "end": 19206.760000000002, "text": " But you're all lost."}, {"start": 19210.100000000002, "end": 19212.940000000002, "text": " Because it's not like always, it's not like the best man's always the weirdest."}, {"start": 19214.440000000002, "end": 19215.440000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19217.440000000002, "end": 19221.940000000002, "text": " What if you use the the cheat engine, like 50% of the time?"}, {"start": 19223.88, "end": 19226.18, "text": " You use the cheat engine, 50% of the time."}, {"start": 19226.18, "end": 19227.08, "text": " Yeah, that's what you'd have to do."}, {"start": 19227.08, "end": 19229.38, "text": " You'd have to know when you need to use the engine."}, {"start": 19229.38, "end": 19235.960000000003, "text": " All right, it's my algae. I gotta eat food after"}, {"start": 19242.56, "end": 19245.16, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna make you proud here. I'm locked in"}, {"start": 19247.620000000003, "end": 19251.48, "text": " I'll do your solid. I'll look at the rings right now. What else club my name is Derek"}, {"start": 19254.600000000002, "end": 19256.600000000002, "text": " All right, mr. Banana is okay"}, {"start": 19259.38, "end": 19262.38, "text": " Oh, well, this just DC because someone left."}, {"start": 19262.38, "end": 19264.38, "text": " No, it's too late."}, {"start": 19267.38, "end": 19271.38, "text": " Oh, and not 100%."}, {"start": 19284.38, "end": 19286.38, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 19286.38, "end": 19288.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm playing a game with Timmy, it's my LG."}, {"start": 19288.280000000002, "end": 19290.4, "text": " But I did order some food for you."}, {"start": 19292.36, "end": 19293.2, "text": " Boop."}, {"start": 19295.460000000003, "end": 19297.620000000003, "text": " I wonder what you ordered last."}, {"start": 19297.620000000003, "end": 19299.72, "text": " You can have my order if you prefer."}, {"start": 19299.72, "end": 19301.84, "text": " Oh, that was amazing."}, {"start": 19301.84, "end": 19303.36, "text": " Yeah, that's why I got you the string rolls"}, {"start": 19303.36, "end": 19304.600000000002, "text": " plus Mac if you want it."}, {"start": 19304.600000000002, "end": 19305.960000000003, "text": " If not, I'll eat it."}, {"start": 19307.68, "end": 19310.760000000002, "text": " Easy for ends, ends, ends."}, {"start": 19310.760000000002, "end": 19312.72, "text": " How was the recording?"}, {"start": 19312.72, "end": 19313.68, "text": " Wine about it."}, {"start": 19313.68, "end": 19315.16, "text": " Wine about it."}, {"start": 19315.16, "end": 19316.48, "text": " It was good."}, {"start": 19316.48, "end": 19317.7, "text": " Oh, guess what?"}, {"start": 19317.7, "end": 19318.54, "text": " That?"}, {"start": 19318.54, "end": 19322.2, "text": " We Googled low ferritin symptoms,"}, {"start": 19322.2, "end": 19323.64, "text": " because we know how to have low ferritin."}, {"start": 19323.64, "end": 19324.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19324.68, "end": 19327.0, "text": " And one of them, like on the top,"}, {"start": 19327.0, "end": 19329.12, "text": " like, you know, the Google pops up with like,"}, {"start": 19329.12, "end": 19332.68, "text": " hey, ah, one of them, swollen tongue."}, {"start": 19333.56, "end": 19336.0, "text": " Oh, what's ferritin?"}, {"start": 19336.0, "end": 19340.2, "text": " That's the, it's the, from what I understand,"}, {"start": 19340.2, "end": 19342.28, "text": " I think it's your iron storage."}, {"start": 19342.28, "end": 19343.6, "text": " Oh, so it's just low iron?"}, {"start": 19343.6, "end": 19344.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19344.44, "end": 19351.399999999998, "text": " Yeah, that it could just solve your symptoms if you address it is not crazy"}, {"start": 19351.96, "end": 19354.559999999998, "text": " Everchabber they're cute. I think she's an iron shortage"}, {"start": 19355.92, "end": 19358.64, "text": " I think she does too my guys my blood"}, {"start": 19359.239999999998, "end": 19361.239999999998, "text": " My I got my blood done"}, {"start": 19361.879999999997, "end": 19369.399999999998, "text": " And my blood says I have eight pheriton and you should have 16 as you're like bare minimum and then it says 15 is dangerous levels"}, {"start": 19370.96, "end": 19372.96, "text": " Not crazy"}, {"start": 19372.96, "end": 19376.96, "text": " Luna, I can't answer that question yet. I'm still ruminating."}, {"start": 19376.96, "end": 19378.96, "text": " He's ruminating, bro."}, {"start": 19379.96, "end": 19382.96, "text": " Can y'all let a dame ruminate seriously?"}, {"start": 19382.96, "end": 19385.96, "text": " A lot of women have low honor, yeah."}, {"start": 19385.96, "end": 19387.96, "text": " Isn't that crazy?"}, {"start": 19387.96, "end": 19390.96, "text": " Obviously I need to go live, but I need to talk to my dad about it, but..."}, {"start": 19390.96, "end": 19392.96, "text": " Yeah, I just kinda don't."}, {"start": 19392.96, "end": 19394.96, "text": " Look, there's so many cops in here."}, {"start": 19395.96, "end": 19396.96, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 19396.96, "end": 19398.96, "text": " That it can cause depression too, which it..."}, {"start": 19399.96, "end": 19400.96, "text": " Yep!"}, {"start": 19400.96, "end": 19401.96, "text": " I got the boo!"}, {"start": 19401.96, "end": 19411.079999999998, "text": " eat red meat. This iron is gonna save us. We're gonna be on a let's why don't we become a what's that? What's the words to your sister did carnivores? No,"}, {"start": 19412.28, "end": 19422.399999999998, "text": " tiny some bison cock. Both of our sisters at the same time did a carnivore diet. Man, I could go for some bison cock right"}, {"start": 19422.4, "end": 19424.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19428.0, "end": 19432.88, "text": " I got I got some I am the one that so we'll see we'll see"}, {"start": 19433.480000000003, "end": 19438.2, "text": " It's a supplement. It's thorns iron complex that has iron and vitamin C"}, {"start": 19438.480000000003, "end": 19441.280000000002, "text": " She's even she is straight from four got a thunder"}, {"start": 19452.4, "end": 19454.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19454.4, "end": 19456.4, "text": " Love you"}, {"start": 19456.72, "end": 19458.72, "text": " One more a"}, {"start": 19459.440000000002, "end": 19463.960000000003, "text": " I'll join you a bit the food's here by the way, you don't bring it to me. I'll come get it inside"}, {"start": 19476.480000000003, "end": 19479.940000000002, "text": " Yep, and we lost a lot of money that round"}, {"start": 19482.4, "end": 19488.56, "text": " Okay, you know what I drop you I can drop you"}, {"start": 19512.4, "end": 19513.4, "text": " Nothing, eh?"}, {"start": 19522.4, "end": 19524.4, "text": " How do you spin the knife?"}, {"start": 19526.4, "end": 19529.4, "text": " Um, inspect it, and then press R to reload."}, {"start": 19529.4, "end": 19531.4, "text": " I reset its animation."}, {"start": 19531.4, "end": 19541.24, "text": " Last time slower times going up to bomb"}, {"start": 19541.24, "end": 19554.08, "text": " What is that oh my god, what is a PGL stock?"}, {"start": 19554.08, "end": 19556.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19567.68, "end": 19569.68, "text": " Oh no, my god"}, {"start": 19584.08, "end": 19600.800000000003, "text": " Oh fuck I should have swung to the right first, Chad is Ludwig good at CS, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 19600.800000000003, "end": 19605.480000000003, "text": " why are you guys replying to say no, I am good, watch."}, {"start": 19605.480000000003, "end": 19609.36, "text": " If you want me to try around I can, obviously right now you can see I'm third on the team"}, {"start": 19609.36, "end": 19612.760000000002, "text": " overall."}, {"start": 19612.760000000002, "end": 19616.4, "text": " I'm 14k, like just for reference. That's like a gold plat level, maybe?"}, {"start": 19619.88, "end": 19622.68, "text": " Watch you play the ultra for 15 minutes, 10 minutes, it pissed me off."}, {"start": 19622.68, "end": 19624.52, "text": " Dude, I'm not fucking bad at ball."}, {"start": 19624.52, "end": 19626.72, "text": " You're such fucking dweebs and nerds and losers."}, {"start": 19626.72, "end": 19629.000000000004, "text": " Can I say that shit, bro?"}, {"start": 19629.000000000004, "end": 19632.68, "text": " People who are like me, piss me off watching you fucking play that game, bro."}, {"start": 19633.72, "end": 19635.24, "text": " Are you anybody's shotgun only on the..."}, {"start": 19635.24, "end": 19636.2, "text": " And the camera's on?"}, {"start": 19636.2, "end": 19638.08, "text": " I might, dude. I love a good shotgun."}, {"start": 19639.88, "end": 19642.480000000003, "text": " What do you think about that strat?"}, {"start": 19642.48, "end": 19644.48, "text": " good if you play on that side."}, {"start": 19644.48, "end": 19646.48, "text": " That was it."}, {"start": 19662.48, "end": 19664.48, "text": " My god, my team is good."}, {"start": 19664.48, "end": 19666.48, "text": " Holy fuck, this blue guy is insane."}, {"start": 19672.48, "end": 19691.94, "text": " what's level 10 face it"}, {"start": 19691.94, "end": 19692.94, "text": " the max level"}, {"start": 19692.94, "end": 19699.94, "text": " more than global"}, {"start": 19699.94, "end": 19702.94, "text": " he was just a radiant player"}, {"start": 19702.94, "end": 19705.94, "text": " what does he say? I wonder if he was a guy that I loved"}, {"start": 19713.94, "end": 19716.94, "text": " nobody thinks my sheet could have agreed"}, {"start": 19716.94, "end": 19719.94, "text": " okay I've never felt more in a backpack than this game like what the fuck is going on"}, {"start": 19719.94, "end": 19725.94, "text": " going on I have to face it level 10 so my team on a man I'm in a 12k game"}, {"start": 19729.46, "end": 19734.219999999998, "text": " I'm not even I'm brought I'm genuinely just pressing F to inspect my fucking"}, {"start": 19734.219999999998, "end": 19736.579999999998, "text": " weapons"}, {"start": 19736.58, "end": 19738.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19743.38, "end": 19745.38, "text": " Okay, it's good to do"}, {"start": 19766.58, "end": 19790.58, "text": " I don't have a button for decoy."}, {"start": 19790.58, "end": 19804.660000000003, "text": " I'm almost 16k but to be fair I've been boosted by taming for like fucking five games"}, {"start": 19804.660000000003, "end": 19815.38, "text": " I'm not I'm this is gonna be a 13 oh Ray this is like not I'm not even playing like genuinely"}, {"start": 19815.38, "end": 19822.420000000002, "text": " look I'm like I'm not even playing the video game like I can just sit here and"}, {"start": 19822.420000000002, "end": 19828.940000000002, "text": " fucking inspect I don't know how this happened but we're playing against ten"}, {"start": 19828.940000000002, "end": 19836.74, "text": " k's we have to face it level 10s on my team like I feel disgusting"}, {"start": 19836.74, "end": 19838.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19844.820000000003, "end": 19846.820000000003, "text": " Was that a fucking firework that I threw"}, {"start": 19846.82, "end": 19865.86, "text": " I can't expect that in the key ramp."}, {"start": 19865.86, "end": 19866.86, "text": " Two lower times."}, {"start": 19866.86, "end": 19869.06, "text": " Okay, I actually needed to play that round"}, {"start": 19883.98, "end": 19887.100000000002, "text": " All right, I got it. I got it. I got it. I'll actually try I'll actually try"}, {"start": 19887.100000000002, "end": 19889.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19893.820000000003, "end": 19896.460000000003, "text": " Can I can I can actually off pretty well, I think"}, {"start": 19899.02, "end": 19905.500000000004, "text": " There's a guy's a propa picture a caricature of Osama bin Laden and then it's a blurred out green man M&M with a penis"}, {"start": 19908.260000000002, "end": 19910.260000000002, "text": " Seems like a one-on-one"}, {"start": 19917.100000000002, "end": 19924.100000000002, "text": " He is got the gun."}, {"start": 19924.100000000002, "end": 19938.980000000003, "text": " Dude, I can't believe that hike is so much trouble."}, {"start": 19938.980000000003, "end": 19940.480000000003, "text": " Waste of an op."}, {"start": 19940.480000000003, "end": 19946.480000000003, "text": " Our team has like a combined net worth of like, I don't know, what a 24 year old has"}, {"start": 19946.48, "end": 19951.8, "text": " develops one AI app. We got a lot of money's what I'm trying to say we're very"}, {"start": 19951.8, "end": 19957.84, "text": " rich. I can buy an op for one kill and then throw it into the ground."}, {"start": 19957.84, "end": 19986.68, "text": " I got an AWP, Sub Ski, Big Mid, Heard, AWPing Mid, don't body block me, hello FS."}, {"start": 19986.68, "end": 19996.68, "text": " he's seen me he's saying"}, {"start": 19996.68, "end": 19998.68, "text": " Okay. Okay."}, {"start": 19998.68, "end": 20000.68, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 20000.68, "end": 20002.68, "text": " Great. So you do it again?"}, {"start": 20002.68, "end": 20004.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20004.68, "end": 20006.68, "text": " You can get that for me."}, {"start": 20006.68, "end": 20008.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20008.68, "end": 20010.68, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 20010.68, "end": 20012.68, "text": " Are you holding me?"}, {"start": 20012.68, "end": 20014.68, "text": " I can't get up."}, {"start": 20014.68, "end": 20016.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20016.68, "end": 20018.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20018.68, "end": 20020.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20020.68, "end": 20022.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20022.68, "end": 20041.64, "text": " I got this."}, {"start": 20041.64, "end": 20043.24, "text": " Was I supposed to jump over to the blue truck?"}, {"start": 20043.24, "end": 20045.68, "text": " No, he was just staying up at me."}, {"start": 20045.68, "end": 20046.68, "text": " Oh, I thought you..."}, {"start": 20046.68, "end": 20048.68, "text": " Sorry, I didn't understand that."}, {"start": 20048.68, "end": 20051.68, "text": " So, you think you see over the smoke?"}, {"start": 20051.68, "end": 20053.68, "text": " Right, right, right, right. Copy, copy, copy."}, {"start": 20056.8, "end": 20058.8, "text": " Uh, I'm gonna op-ay. I got it."}, {"start": 20058.8, "end": 20061.8, "text": " Probably a 2K incoming, and then I'll drop it off for them."}, {"start": 20063.4, "end": 20064.4, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20072.96, "end": 20074.96, "text": " Three. Two."}, {"start": 20074.96, "end": 20081.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20081.96, "end": 20084.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20084.96, "end": 20090.96, "text": " death"}, {"start": 20090.96, "end": 20092.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20092.96, "end": 20094.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20094.96, "end": 20096.96, "text": " death"}, {"start": 20096.96, "end": 20098.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20098.96, "end": 20100.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20100.96, "end": 20105.96, "text": " It's like evil."}, {"start": 20105.96, "end": 20110.96, "text": " Oh, a guy just appeared before."}, {"start": 20110.96, "end": 20115.96, "text": " That's pretty nice."}, {"start": 20115.96, "end": 20120.96, "text": " I saw someone jump right there."}, {"start": 20120.96, "end": 20127.96, "text": " That's pretty nice. I saw someone jump right there."}, {"start": 20136.96, "end": 20140.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20140.96, "end": 20147.96, "text": " Don't op. Okay, if I get a 2k this round, I cannot. If I don't get a 2k, I won't op in the tournament."}, {"start": 20150.96, "end": 20152.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20161.239999999998, "end": 20163.739999999998, "text": " To be fair, I shouldn't hit that shot. I think that's actually a good reason"}, {"start": 20174.6, "end": 20176.6, "text": " I definitely should have hit that shot"}, {"start": 20180.96, "end": 20198.96, "text": " Okay, y'all be right I got a smoke line up I got us"}, {"start": 20198.96, "end": 20208.12, "text": " Yeah, from inside I had next to the pillar for double doors"}, {"start": 20214.12, "end": 20216.12, "text": " God I mean body block crazy"}, {"start": 20228.96, "end": 20235.96, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 20235.96, "end": 20244.96, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 20244.96, "end": 20249.96, "text": " Last is uh, mid."}, {"start": 20249.96, "end": 20251.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20256.079999999998, "end": 20259.579999999998, "text": " Just was really close just to be sure yeah"}, {"start": 20262.8, "end": 20265.62, "text": " Assist check no you're playing good though"}, {"start": 20268.1, "end": 20270.739999999998, "text": " I'll flash you I'll flash you a long I'll watch it alone"}, {"start": 20279.96, "end": 20289.96, "text": " I mean, they were thoroughly blind."}, {"start": 20289.96, "end": 20309.84, "text": " Thank you, I should throw it, by the way."}, {"start": 20309.84, "end": 20318.22, "text": " jumped jumped and chucked it with all my fucking might like as far as I could"}, {"start": 20318.22, "end": 20322.46, "text": " possibly throw it like a baseball player in the outfield trying to throw it"}, {"start": 20322.46, "end": 20333.94, "text": " on that jump throw w jump throw fucking ripped it 70 degree angle"}, {"start": 20333.94, "end": 20339.699999999997, "text": " Woo! GG! Wow!"}, {"start": 20339.699999999997, "end": 20341.46, "text": " That was a fast one."}, {"start": 20341.46, "end": 20347.699999999997, "text": " That was a fast one. First kills twice. Holy fuck."}, {"start": 20347.699999999997, "end": 20349.219999999998, "text": " Are you done?"}, {"start": 20349.219999999998, "end": 20351.94, "text": " Yeah, I gotta get it. I gotta get it. I'm not eating all day."}, {"start": 20351.94, "end": 20353.78, "text": " Alright. Thank you."}, {"start": 20353.78, "end": 20356.18, "text": " Alright, brother. I'm gonna see you tomorrow, though."}, {"start": 20356.18, "end": 20357.219999999998, "text": " I'll see you tomorrow."}, {"start": 20357.219999999998, "end": 20360.1, "text": " Let's make the games as quick, man."}, {"start": 20360.1, "end": 20362.579999999998, "text": " Oh, it'll be quicker, right?"}, {"start": 20362.58, "end": 20367.54, "text": " Hope that means in a good way. Yeah, that'd be really quick. All right, brother. Appreciate you"}, {"start": 20369.34, "end": 20371.34, "text": " Peace"}, {"start": 20371.58, "end": 20373.58, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 20374.22, "end": 20381.18, "text": " That was insane me and Timmy combined for so many points right there"}, {"start": 20386.38, "end": 20391.460000000003, "text": " Shroud said some important stuff what a child say user shroud"}, {"start": 20392.58, "end": 20396.58, "text": " We're so screwed. It's over."}, {"start": 20403.58, "end": 20412.58, "text": " I think I can hit 16K though, right? All I have to do is win, like, three or four games, I think."}, {"start": 20414.58, "end": 20416.58, "text": " And then we hit 16K."}, {"start": 20422.58, "end": 20433.260000000002, "text": " You could not sell it to 16k from my current MMR. I easily could I easily could right"}, {"start": 20434.74, "end": 20436.74, "text": " I'm not crazy here, right"}, {"start": 20438.980000000003, "end": 20442.74, "text": " All I have to do is win four games I just have to get lucky four times"}, {"start": 20444.260000000002, "end": 20446.260000000002, "text": " That's not that hard"}, {"start": 20452.58, "end": 20462.74, "text": " in a row. Yeah, that's not that hard. Check it out, check it out, check it out, check"}, {"start": 20462.74, "end": 20477.5, "text": " it out. All I have to do is roll a heads. See it followed by let's say tails. It's"}, {"start": 20477.5, "end": 20481.5, "text": " I have to win four in a row, like getting a heads."}, {"start": 20481.5, "end": 20485.5, "text": " I have to win four in a row, like getting a heads."}, {"start": 20485.5, "end": 20489.5, "text": " All I have to do is get one heads."}, {"start": 20489.5, "end": 20493.5, "text": " I have to get a single heads."}, {"start": 20493.5, "end": 20497.5, "text": " Followed by another head."}, {"start": 20497.5, "end": 20501.5, "text": " Heads."}, {"start": 20501.5, "end": 20505.5, "text": " Followed by heads."}, {"start": 20505.5, "end": 20507.5, "text": " Fall by heads!"}, {"start": 20513.5, "end": 20514.5, "text": " Heads!"}, {"start": 20517.5, "end": 20518.5, "text": " Fall by another heads."}, {"start": 20519.5, "end": 20520.5, "text": " Heads!"}, {"start": 20522.5, "end": 20523.5, "text": " Tails!"}, {"start": 20525.5, "end": 20526.5, "text": " Tails?"}, {"start": 20528.5, "end": 20529.5, "text": " Fall by another tails."}, {"start": 20530.5, "end": 20532.5, "text": " Fall by a third tails."}, {"start": 20533.5, "end": 20534.5, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 20535.5, "end": 20545.94, "text": " Okay. Might be harder than I thought. Easy for ends, ends, ends, ends. Okay, anyway though,"}, {"start": 20545.94, "end": 20552.58, "text": " Chet. Here's the deal. We are going."}, {"start": 20552.58, "end": 20559.58, "text": " Here I want your beat off, watch how I did it react to me beating off."}, {"start": 20565.58, "end": 20566.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20578.58, "end": 20580.58, "text": " Did I feel bad for Aiden?"}, {"start": 20582.58, "end": 20584.18, "text": " bread,"}, {"start": 20584.18, "end": 20587.300000000003, "text": " a"}, {"start": 20587.300000000003, "end": 20589.06, "text": " little bit,"}, {"start": 20589.06, "end": 20591.140000000003, "text": " it's"}, {"start": 20591.140000000003, "end": 20593.38, "text": " just a little bit."}, {"start": 20593.38, "end": 20599.820000000003, "text": " It just"}, {"start": 20599.820000000003, "end": 20604.58, "text": " just a little bit."}, {"start": 20604.58, "end": 20606.24, "text": " More"}, {"start": 20606.24, "end": 20608.34, "text": " more."}, {"start": 20608.34, "end": 20611.04, "text": " More."}, {"start": 20611.04, "end": 20612.88, "text": " Conversations boy"}, {"start": 20612.88, "end": 20615.120000000003, "text": " Can you not steal man Tucker Carlson?"}, {"start": 20615.88, "end": 20622.16, "text": " Hey, how we lost the privilege to steal man Tucker Carlson as a community as a society"}, {"start": 20625.08, "end": 20627.68, "text": " And now he fucking has to read reddit posts"}, {"start": 20629.16, "end": 20637.04, "text": " From 35 year olds called a hello there 66 the biggest Star Wars prequel fan you've ever heard of"}, {"start": 20637.04, "end": 20645.24, "text": " of just going, I don't know if it was a good take to say Tucker Carlson's good."}, {"start": 20645.24, "end": 20651.72, "text": " I hope I'm not getting a little spicy with my take here, but I feel like that's a bad"}, {"start": 20651.72, "end": 20653.72, "text": " take."}, {"start": 20653.72, "end": 20656.72, "text": " Sorry if I'm coming off mean."}, {"start": 20656.72, "end": 20665.120000000003, "text": " I blow it off smooth."}, {"start": 20665.12, "end": 20666.399999999998, "text": " You wanna join us in Brawlhalla?"}, {"start": 20666.399999999998, "end": 20667.399999999998, "text": " Dude, no."}, {"start": 20667.399999999998, "end": 20670.559999999998, "text": " Brawlhalla pisses me off."}, {"start": 20670.559999999998, "end": 20672.879999999997, "text": " Brawlhalla pisses me the fuck off, man."}, {"start": 20690.399999999998, "end": 20693.2, "text": " Drag out, brother."}, {"start": 20693.2, "end": 20695.96, "text": " you're taking the words right out of my mouth."}, {"start": 20700.96, "end": 20702.760000000002, "text": " All right, chat, I gotta go."}, {"start": 20702.760000000002, "end": 20704.280000000002, "text": " I have to eat food."}, {"start": 20704.280000000002, "end": 20706.72, "text": " I'll be live tomorrow at like 11 o'clock."}, {"start": 20709.68, "end": 20713.600000000002, "text": " I think the first game should start at noon."}, {"start": 20717.36, "end": 20719.4, "text": " And it should be a fun event."}, {"start": 20719.4, "end": 20721.260000000002, "text": " I'm kind of looking forward to it."}, {"start": 20721.260000000002, "end": 20722.760000000002, "text": " It should be pretty chill."}, {"start": 20723.2, "end": 20728.2, "text": " We have a good lineup for casters in talent."}, {"start": 20728.2, "end": 20733.2, "text": " It'll go probably eight hours, maybe nine hours."}, {"start": 20733.2, "end": 20735.2, "text": " So it'll be a pretty long stream."}, {"start": 20735.2, "end": 20740.2, "text": " How will the casting work? We have casters."}, {"start": 20740.2, "end": 20745.2, "text": " We have like good, you know, CS2 casters."}, {"start": 20745.2, "end": 20755.3, "text": " and slime who's not a CS2 caster but a good caster still I think and yeah that'll be the"}, {"start": 20755.3, "end": 20760.7, "text": " game plan I think after that for the rest of this week I'm gonna try out maybe some of"}, {"start": 20760.7, "end": 20768.8, "text": " the god gamer gauntlet and I also filmed a couple offline videos that should come out"}, {"start": 20768.8, "end": 20776.32, "text": " Over the next week or two, is it best of three?"}, {"start": 20776.32, "end": 20777.64, "text": " Is it best of three?"}, {"start": 20777.64, "end": 20781.239999999998, "text": " No, it's best of one until the finals, which is best of three."}, {"start": 20783.84, "end": 20788.719999999998, "text": " It's going to be around Robin, so every team will play every team."}, {"start": 20788.719999999998, "end": 20791.2, "text": " So it's not like a bracket."}, {"start": 20791.2, "end": 20793.0, "text": " It's groups."}, {"start": 20793.0, "end": 20794.84, "text": " And then the top two will go on"}, {"start": 20794.84, "end": 20799.32, "text": " to play a best of three in the finals."}, {"start": 20802.64, "end": 20804.52, "text": " Anything planned for Monday?"}, {"start": 20804.52, "end": 20807.12, "text": " I think Ray is giving us our gifts."}, {"start": 20807.12, "end": 20809.12, "text": " Finally, W."}, {"start": 20813.98, "end": 20816.08, "text": " But yeah, Ray is going to give us our gifts."}, {"start": 20816.08, "end": 20817.920000000002, "text": " I'm also doing a shoot with Efsler."}, {"start": 20821.28, "end": 20822.62, "text": " Maybe we'll stream for a couple hours."}, {"start": 20822.62, "end": 20824.62, "text": " I don't know what to do to be honest, but."}, {"start": 20824.84, "end": 20835.84, "text": " I have to learn mogul money already recorded is this from the bet two years ago."}, {"start": 20835.84, "end": 20836.84, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 20836.84, "end": 20838.84, "text": " Would you ever play rainbow six siege again?"}, {"start": 20838.84, "end": 20844.24, "text": " I probably would it be not a tournament maybe in a more learning fashion, but a lot of"}, {"start": 20844.24, "end": 20846.76, "text": " video games to play man."}, {"start": 20846.76, "end": 20853.4, "text": " There is not a shortage of video games for me to be playing."}, {"start": 20853.4, "end": 20854.4, "text": " So we'll see."}, {"start": 20854.4, "end": 20859.52, "text": " Did you know AT&T is having caught again this year?"}, {"start": 20859.52, "end": 20860.68, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 20860.68, "end": 20863.760000000002, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 20863.760000000002, "end": 20865.88, "text": " Trust me, I know."}, {"start": 20865.88, "end": 20869.440000000002, "text": " I'm not pumped."}, {"start": 20869.440000000002, "end": 20873.52, "text": " It is what it is."}, {"start": 20873.52, "end": 20878.36, "text": " European time tomorrow depends."}, {"start": 20878.36, "end": 20885.420000000002, "text": " 7 p.m. Start UK 8 p.m. Start the rest of Western Europe"}, {"start": 20888.58, "end": 20892.38, "text": " Your ass gets spoilt to coach you here's the deal"}, {"start": 20894.62, "end": 20898.84, "text": " Are we not gonna admit that I got more kills than Joe like I did my job"}, {"start": 20898.84, "end": 20904.24, "text": " I know I'm ass, but I was picked in the last round. I did more than I I want to Geo guess return of it"}, {"start": 20904.24, "end": 20907.88, "text": " Okay, I'm a top 15 Geo guess player all time. You guys don't even need to talk shit on me right now"}, {"start": 20908.36, "end": 20916.16, "text": " This is a good game and weekend for me if I'm able to go tomorrow and get top two I'll be pumped"}, {"start": 20917.04, "end": 20923.600000000002, "text": " Like if we get top two tomorrow, I think we have far exceeded expectations. I literally believe we are the worst team"}]}