You
Hello hello hello how's everyone doing? What is up welcome back? Yeah, what we doing?
I'm gonna live what should I hit nothing better to hit than good old-fashioned shoulders, bro. Let's get some boulders going
Boys what is up welcome back guys? It is year of the gamer if you guys are not aware
I am trying to right the wrongs of my 20s by proving my 30s. I still got it. I'm still a great gamer today
We are following up our big weekend of tournaments yesterday. We did a geogester tournament today
We are doing a rainbow six siege tournament in tomorrow
We are doing a CS 2 tournament
You didn't get to watch yesterday. I want to know I'm trying to go for you know
Now here's the deal this is a tournament jinxie is running it is
8 teams, 5 people per team, Rainbow Six Siege, a game I've almost never played before.
Every team has one pro and then a bunch of streamers.
I was drafted by Joe Bart in the last round.
I'm a bit of a sleeper pick because I literally have zero hours in this game.
So I hope, I hope I can do my team a little bit of justice.
the goal today is this a steam game is that a crazy question to ask it is right
right okay I didn't know you're so late I don't think I'm late they just finished
the draft like five minutes ago I'm not even the last one on my team the call
we're fine you relax so anyway that's the game plan we're gonna play a Rambo
60 tournament guys tomorrow. We're running the CS two tournaments
Which will be featuring
QCS pros Epsilon check it out. I got fruit from the fruit stands. They have an ally the mango is so good right now
I'm trying not to eat too much of the mega ones because it's so good
I
Are tournaments all you do now
Dude, I know your child because you don't have um
What's that thing we're like?
As an adult when you get older
Let me ask Joe
Every game
What up y'all? No, he said there's an admin. I was like, what are they hire people to set up these lobbies?
Oh, yeah, object permanence. You don't have object permanence because you saw me compete in a tournament two days in a row
And you lack the object permanence to recognize that I probably will do something else
But since you saw it two days in a row, you think it's forever. That's it. Thank you. I
Couldn't get there
Do we know what map? How do we determine what map we're playing?
Yeah, I think it's is it always Oregon. I
Don't know I would prefer to play Oregon. I just think Oregon's the map that I know but I
Don't I need a good first impression my squad. I got it
Sky isn't live. Oh god, what up squad? Hey
Y'all ready to win this or what what's the deal? Oh
I
Ready to kill we're ready to kill kill like I drafted you I drafted you as my last pick
But you were second round in the last in the latter you were second pick at the last round
How much time do you have in this game zero hours or I?
Got paid by rainbow six siege to watch people play it when they announced rainbow six siege X
And exorbitant amount of money did I got you watch the did you watch the land?
Yeah, I got paid the camera to watch you play in that land. Hmm. I do have
admittedly zero hours
Are you high enough level to play customs? I don't have a level
Are you gonna play?
You have to be high enough level to play customs?
I'm unsure. JC said it should be fine because he asked if I was level five
And I said no and he said it should be fine and I said are you sure and he said yes
All right, then it should be fine.
Maybe.
But here's the deal, guys.
Maybe.
I'll swing in first, right?
Like, I'm willing to rush to site instantly.
Well, you don't want to.
We're not really going to bait people.
Like, we're going to play real slow on defense.
Yeah, we're going to save them.
I think we're going to have one by one.
Wait, what?
We're taking them down.
Like, Rainbow, Rainbow on defense, you basically just sit in the corner and wait for something
to happen. Yeah, and yeah, and you're just wait like you set up traps and make it so they
have to push an angle that you're holding and they're trying to make it so that they open
up angles that you have to push. So it's basically just like angle play like the entire game.
So you just came out of corner.
Well, no, because if you camp in a corner, they could shoot this like say you're camping
second floor in Oregon, they're gonna shoot the wood under your body and then you're
gonna die like they'll just shock on you from under you like because they'll hear you move around
well you hold an off angle but most shit in rainbow is breakable like we're gonna reinforce
side a lot and if like you don't reinforce a one wall they could just shoot you through it
what the fuck is this game popular that's why that's why noise is everything like when we play
it's like unless you're actually saying something of info it's just like full clear comms like
dead silence because you need to be able to hear. Yeah, because if you're like
crouch walking and they hear you shuffling around, like they could just full
swing peak you, especially not like us, you know, but if we're going against
Marlins team and like spoits specifically, if you move and spoits in
your vicinity, he's gonna kill you. Hold up. I, I, spoit is a sign shop fire
rebellion player. If he kills me, like, buddy, don't know how that contract's
looking, you know, so that's like, I think we got spoiled here.
We got a bit of a threat going on here I'm not threatening. I'm just saying it might not be good for his career
It might not be good
Where is our pro I'm adding high-five where sky
Hey worst case you get mood of the toggle I
Was that nerve back pocket?
Moody's are actually be a backup
I think he's a sub. Yeah
He's asleep. He is a little stoner. He might be asleep. Oh, God, so Joe, you've competed
in a few Jinx events, right? Yeah, I've competed in about like, what, Jinx
events or Jinx rainbow events? Joe, I can't, you know, both actually. I'm curious. Rainbow
events. I've probably played in like four. But Jinx events. I've probably played in
like seven what's your right like how many of you won
with mango I've won actually I have won a rainbow event with mango I want to do
those um two I think okay at least one because you've won one surely scratcher
right I won the seeds the first one he did that I played in 3v3 oh and ambi
I won with ambi okay yeah I had no pros though I had no pros one that I won it
It was just like all all CCs.
What do you mean, 2-0s?
We did a Pro-AM.
Jinx, you did a Pro-AM like two years ago,
and I was paired with Ambi.
How many mangoes are you going to eat, Ludwig?
Dude, I have a lot.
Are you going to eat a mango?
Yeah.
He's got a bucket of them, and he's going insane right now.
Dude, they're so good.
They're so ripe right now.
Have you ever been at LA?
Is it like a season or something?
In LA, they just, we got fruit guys.
It's just guys with like a rainbow pear sauce.
And they sell fruit and mangoes are in season right now.
So these mangoes are hitting crazy.
Damn, I would take some of that right now.
What else is in that cup?
Hickamaw and watermelon.
And a lot of Tajen.
Tajen spice?
I'm not going to lie.
I think watermelon in a mixed fruit bowl is pretty bad
because it absorbs the flavor of everything else
and it's kind of off-putting.
That's why the watermelon's at the bottom
and the tajen's on top, so it doesn't mix in with the sauce.
It's tajen, it's tajen.
Well, no, because then the watermelon on the bottom
is going to absorb all the flavor top down.
Everything's going to drip into the watermelon now.
Yeah, well, at the bottom, you get a juicy elixir,
because it's basically fruit juice mixed with tajen.
And it's spicy, salty, sweet.
It's tajen, it's tajen.
I thought, isn't it?
Yeah, isn't it?
It's tajen, it's tajen.
Wait, listen.
It's like a Russian officer. It's, it's teen.
I've got all the Tage in my whole life guys. My mother's a Spanish teacher.
I think I know this. Right. I think I got this.
Wait, am I fucking wrong?
My mother's a Spanish teacher. I think I know how to pronounce Tage.
My mom and grandma can speak Spanish.
I'm actually part of Mexican.
Call your mom, bro.
So you're saying when you go, when you, Ludwig,
when you go to a bar and you get a spicy margarita,
you say, let me get a Tage in rem.
Yeah, I've already get that. I would go, I would go first. I would go Senorita.
Ablamo Senorito.
No.
And then, depending on her answer, I would go Necessito on Poco to Tajin, Senorita.
Are you reading out of that chat? Are you reading that out of chat? Did you just read
that whole sentence out of chat?
That's off top, bro. My mom's a spin. I picked up a little thing or two by Osmosis.
What languages do you know?
Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, English.
Um...
Are you fluking?
Are you...
Wait, sorry for cussing, but are you fluking?
Are you fluking with me?
I'm being serious, yeah.
I would say I'm...
You're not fluent...
You're fluent in French.
You're not fluent in Chinese.
Yeah, wait, talk Chinese right now.
Say take me out to the ball game, please.
I would like to go watch the Dodgers play in Mandarin.
Uh...
Okay, okay.
I would go...
Walsher, be humble.
Do you want to go to the Dodgers game?
You're saying that we're hamburgers shit.
You're saying the same shit.
That is not even what I just said.
You just traced out that.
You made the shit up.
You just go, Neil Truzai, Daughter Stadium.
What career are you trying to achieve?
We can go together.
I feel like you're casting a spell on me or something.
Guys, I'm fluent in China.
It's not a big deal, you know?
But you think if you got dropped in the,
Well, I mean you literally did do it.
I think you're about to describe exactly what I did for a month.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I look like you're struggling.
I can make my way out of it.
Same with Japan.
Same with France.
Actually, Spanish is probably my weakest language.
Japan has English all over the place, though.
It's true.
Japan is an easier language to learn.
Yo, I have an inkling that Skype is not here.
But we fucked if we don't have Skype alpha.
I
Yeah, that's what's gonna be like our heart. Okay, I feel like we could um protest no
Yeah, probably
Why don't you get a different player from shop Ludwig? Yeah, let me just hit him right now
Yeah
He said the ambient what?
Ambi's like a... not Ambien, bro. Amb- Ambien on... uh, Sean Fireballing is good.
Ambien on Ambien probably still crushes.
What floor is that?
Is that Attackers or Defenders?
What are you- what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
No, I feel so bad for Highbys.
I just- I already- dude, he has like the- he has 85 problems getting thrown at him
and I go, hey Highbys, I got a problem.
I'm not sure if he's gonna figure it out. I don't know if he's like coming on
We need someone good as fuck. We need a fill like we would need another champ that's on the same level as not stop and sky
I can just ask an hour six player on Shopify rebellion. Maybe they'll say yes
You're gonna put are you on Shopify? Yeah? Yeah, I mean sports on Shopify. Be fair, but like
There's gotta be one guy that's a lot worse than those guys.
I don't know, it's like, stuff happens, you know, people.
Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't have opposed to it, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
I would go on extremely, I think Ambi's in the tourney.
We can't get Ambi.
Ambi's not in.
Oh, he's not.
Ambi's not in another team.
I don't think so, no, I don't remember them in the drafts.
Dude, Ambi a potential pull.
Ambi, I won a tournament with Ambi.
Daddy would be
All right, let me ask
Where the fuck is spite out is he asleep? The team is full
All right, I pinged we'll see
I
You know our rainbow six teams good to
Our rain are ready for 16. Oh, yes, I'm firebellion
Not us that's not us for yeah
No, me Charlie me Charlie me Charlie. I have a team together there or like organization or word
What do you mean by that or like like what do you mean by you know, do you know what
you've worked or like have you heard of oh, yeah, wait energy and like space station
like Jinx is on space station like you know, yeah, what it's so y'all have your own team
I think our best game right now is probably Rocket League, but we have an R6 team, actually
our Halo team is the best Halo team in the world right now, and then like League, Valorant,
Smash.
Do you, Smash?
Game save a lot of teams.
Yeah, I think Halo and Smash actually are our best two games.
But our rainbow switch game is gonna put us to watch.
Uh, whichever ones we're good at. It's not as fun to watch when we lose.
Is Rainbow Six pretty sick?
Rainbow Six is pretty sick.
But I think we can get Ambien.
Love it, there's a Smash player for you guys.
Is Ambien on?
It's Melee, we have Zayn, Moki, and Josh who are one, three, and four in the world.
Damn.
That's pretty cool, like
So if we don't have Skype or fuck, is that what's happening?
What is quite sad like buddy
Don't know how that contract looking you know
I'm not threatening I'm just saying it might not be good for his career. It might not be good
Yo love if you want to talk all that shit, bro, I'm in y'all's practice room right now. I
Can fuck shit up you got I'm saying love I'm in the fucking HQ boy
I'm in the fucking HQ. I can fuck shit up right now, bro. All right
He's gonna go full fucking killdozer. He's gonna exit that HQ burn the building down
Please don't bro. I need my league team to practice dude. Please don't split. We need the practice room badly
We can't go without our practice room
I
That's I mean this boy we have a B you'd be like the same team so where is Skype from if he could get
Ambi that also works. I can get ambi
You could get ambi. I think so. Yeah, I just hit the the GM's asking right now
So where are y'all guys going to where y'all are having these secret meetings where where so where
I'm sending messages. I'm sending DMs you we're on a higher level. We're on a higher level thing right now
We're kind of confirmed
We're gonna talk into the people. Yeah, you don't really need it now
The but you've got the president the vice president. Yeah, I got people on the phone, you know
I did that tournament mostly carried so
So would you say that you're a Red Bull athlete?
Yeah.
What do you mean what I say I am?
Well, you laugh again.
What are you?
What are you athletic in?
Joe, there's not a sport you are better than me at.
Full stop.
I, you know, full, you know, full stop.
I think I beat you in literally any sport that isn't chess.
What?
We're a Skype.
Still no, still no words.
Still no sky.
No, we're a Skype.
Thoughts on if we, is Amby an unfair fill?
Is Amby, like it's Amby Brawl?
Amby's better than Skype?
That's insane.
Yeah, Amby's one of the best players.
Okay, what about Skittles?
Yeah, then let's take them.
That's, that's, that's not to be said.
What about Canadian?
What about Skittles, I don't know.
Or Rice Center.
Skittles, I will allow you guys Skittles.
I will allow you guys Skittles.
Do you want to get Skittles?
Can you invite Skittles to this discord, perchance?
Yes, I can.
We have a, come on, give us the best
player but why is it no I will agree I don't want to I don't want to do this
cheap shit if we get somebody that's like marginally better than I do get that
the whole draft was based on the idea why you guys are too honest yeah I'm set like
the way that I'm seeing it is like it'll probably could have gone seven
thick like ambi product probably would have gone like third or fourth like yeah
Yeah, yeah, where's the ambi then to respectful the two respect what?
Where is ambi to respectful? Yeah, meanwhile. Hey anybody remember yesterday Geo Gesser tournament?
Ludwig tries to draft fine bird and then gets cage roll wait wait, you you know fine
Burg is way better than cage, right?
Yeah, I know and that's why I was happy that fine bird couldn't make it fine
Burg and you still won actually would have been fine
I literally was saying fine bird would have no life Geo Gesser for like six days straight and just
immediately just skyrocketed meant like I'm he could have easily won me to every
team I think probably as he's already that good he I mean last time I played
him he beat me and I be Kajal oh you're a little cornball I told you I told you
the skill gap was like gold and you said how about fine bird and then I hear
there's 50k on the line Joe okay sorry buddy got a step and now you got a
potential free trip to Berlin with Kajal you think his tajin comes free
Okay
Yeah, actually actually does with the drink
It actually did. Yeah, the Tagen was free. Oh, anyways back to the sports conversation. What I am beating you in any sport ever
You are beating me in any sport ever full stop beating you in track
I'm beating you in football American football
ball. 1v1 basketball, I beat you. Any foot race above 1700 meters, I beat you. Your short distance,
you run out of air for sure. Okay, yeah, and I do smoke. Yep. So your lungs just give out.
Okay. Yeah, sure. But that's like, I'm saying if we're going sport for sport, I beat you in way
more sports than you beat me. And you got to think your body is deteriorating. I bench
more than you are. You are in your 30s now, right? Pass your prime.
Can you bench the bar? Wait, I can bench. I think I could bench far above what you could bench.
Like, are you benching a bar right now or what? How much do you do?
I mean, I usually end up wrapped in like 225. I don't know what my max would be probably
around like 270. If I had to guess. All right. Um, good news. You're too much here.
Wait oh sky does
Yeah
You can tell Skydy can dip we got a baby
No, you can't bring that vibe in you can't bring that vibe in
You just kidding. He's kidding. I want to go.
You guys, go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.
We love Skype.
I'm going to talk to you guys.
You're late.
Um, no.
Joe, I invited you.
Andy said, I'm R.
Andy, they said you're too good to play, bro.
I invited you.
How do I know when I get an invite?
They said you're too good.
They all say, invite on your screen and you press act.
Okay.
Sketch, I invited you.
Who haven't I invited?
Me. Yeah. Oh my god.
What would you have any champs unlocked or no?
Uh, salt snakes on my screen.
What does that mean for me?
Okay, go to your operator screen.
Do you only have like the the free ones?
Those characters?
Okay.
Uh, yes.
Maybe a bad pack.
I leave the free ones.
Um, all right.
You only have the free ones.
So I think we full screen here
and load up that streamer money
and just start buying characters really are the three ones bad yes no not bad but it would be good
to have like more options like how many do you have i have like seven on each seven attacks
seven defense oh there's difference yes you i have i have i don't even have all of them i only have
like i only have like a video out of it make a video out of it i go all make a video out of it
and maybe like like right at all boys so today I'm playing in a rainbow six
seeds tournament I'm getting ambi under the desk
whoa what
play for me to pay for me yo listen to
tell you to call you calm down drinking you calm down the tages going
straight to my head bro I'm feeling weird
Wait, did you drink a tapeworm before we started with the front of his weight? Yeah, that is the best way to lose weight
Is that true?
Eat a tapeworm. I actually didn't ever see you eat. Just smoke a cigarette
Yeah, yeah, I guess cigarettes
When I'm when I'm drinking sometimes hold up
So I have to buy a hundred dollars of credits and I get 10,000 credits and then I can unlock like 10 characters
It's it
Welcome to the real world.
I don't think you need like, I feel like I would defer to Skite or Squishy here on
who you should buy because it's like, we don't want to overlap with you.
The bottom ones are going to be cheap though, Joe.
The first ones are like a thousand.
Yeah, most of the base characters are pretty cheap.
And they're good.
The bottom ones are like 10k creds, 20k creds.
If you don't have fuses, you should get fuses.
It's like trying to get you to buy real estate.
Dude, solid stakes 25,000 creds is nuts.
That's like $200.
That's not $200.
$25,000 is not $200.
$15,000.
Ludwig, are you looking at yellow money or gray money?
So this is Skye's wife.
He had Chipotle and he's stuck on the toilet,
but he'll be here right now.
You've got to be kidding me.
You know, Skye.
Anyway.
I hope he's really good.
You know, he'll be seen as ass.
These are guys. OK, that's our champ.
Brown, that's our champ.
Let's fucking go. I like this.
I forgot to. That's how you know, dude, fueled by Chipotle.
This is going to be a play.
Can you guys play?
Can you guys invite each other or do you need me to?
I mean, I mean, I mean, the thing that you'd like me to.
Yeah, that's the game. I could friend. I could.
Oh, gosh.
All right, what's your UV soft?
Wait, who did you already add to this?
I can accept High Vizes' request.
I'm just trying to buy the points.
How does everyone invite me?
So I can turn off the streamer mode stuff?
Yup.
What streamer mode stuff?
You're good.
It doesn't matter.
It's free.
Don't worry.
It's when you're really high rank like Squishy.
He doesn't want people knowing who he is because we'll
run down his way.
So Mark, you could buy stuff in-game.
By the way.
I think I'm in with you, no?
Let me look.
I said it says dedicated. Yeah, you should load in. You should be seeing things soon.
I then click the button bottom left.
If you're in that menu, the button on the bottom left, OK.
And then you can see the lobby.
All right, everybody's in here except for Skype. You have Skype.
Add me. Skype's pooping.
Can we give me a roll call in two more minutes?
Yeah, but this is holding up the whole tournament.
So, like, I have another game host.
Listen, shit is going down for your work.
Kind of sorry.
When you say, click the thing on the bottom left, what did that mean?
Oh, where are you at right now?
I'm buying the Rick and Morty bundle, but I don't I don't.
It was an accident. Why are you buying the Rick and Morty bundle?
I was just trying to find where he told me to go.
OK, go to the play button. Play button.
Yeah, go to the play button, drop left, and then you should see.
What do you see right now described?
It's snake. It's all snake.
He looks pretty trim.
It's its view custom game.
Yeah, bottom left. You custom game and you're in the lobby. Okay. And now I can just go in the lobby. How do I see the lobby?
You click.
I'm thinking I love what just did. So where are you at right now? Kind of describe your
staring at the main screen on play.
Yeah, you go bottom left into view custom game. Bottom. Yeah. You can press L or R if you don't see it. If you see dual
front or something.
Yeah, I'll help him out, dude. He's new to that. Thanks. No worries. No worries. No problem. No problem.
Okay, um, do you guys think you can manage to add sky? He's just like what about the other team?
The other team is getting in by the admin
I need nine. Yeah
All right, thank you. We'll get skied
Okay, I'm buying I got bad news. Why why why don't take it away
I drank a vegan protein shake on an empty stomach about four hours ago and I said to my chat it's going to start really kicking in my stomach and it's starting to kick in but I'll hold it.
Okay, then I have to all admit something as well. I had a vegan cigarette and that affects my eyesight sometimes. It made my pain go up.
What brand?
Um, uh, it's from a local neighborhood.
Sure enough.
Oh, it was, uh, it was, uh, it was a Lucy.
Like, like a single cigarette.
Um, yeah.
Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where are you?
Are you saying, wait, wait, wait, wait, are you saying vegan
cigarette, like you smoke to joint?
Listen, do I have to write it out or spell it out or do you...
I mean, you're acting like you're saying you're doing crap.
You can just say you smoke to join if you smoke to join.
I'm in California.
Yeah, I'm in New Jersey. I could get a high-high.
Sorry to interrupt, y'all.
Dude, look at this game. Stopping is seven kills.
Everyone else is zero. Jinx is six.
Everyone else is zero, but Kingsman is one.
What the fuck is this? Just champion champ.
Right now?
Yeah, it's pretty live. It's pretty live.
Jinx, dude, Stompin' has seven kills.
No one else has a kill on his team, and it's one-to-one in the game.
That's why we're fine. We're fine, because...
Yeah, but just right has to carry, like, R, bro.
No, okay. Well, I'm gonna maybe damper the mood a little bit.
I was a part of a video where we won V5,
or won V5's spoilt, who we're going against,
and we won, but we did have Mooda on our team pre, you know...
pre-knowing all the stuff you know and
So we did she did she lost no lost many rounds we get we lost many many many rounds against
What happened, oh did you spill your tag in no I bought so many hundreds of dollars of rainbow six points because it said it wasn't going through
But it was
bought five hundred dollars in rainbow 16
We got 1v5 by sport who were about to play but we won we won but he like it would be like three to six
Like he won rounds on us. I just alone and you had mood of who has like two thousand hours secretly. I don't know
Yeah, okay, but to be fair it was me, Muda, uh, Skatch, Ron, and, uh, Gaggy.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. So you had like a few new players, okay.
I bought Solid Snake.
But you won, right? One of the games?
No, we won the series.
But I think we only won one full game.
Like, I think we won one full game.
Yeah, but I killed him on Oregon, so I'm fully confident I killed Sompulio.
We're not something for it
Yeah, he won chalet, but that map sucks. So
You know, I don't know a macro on others taking the admin it says Oregon right now. So I'm assuming everybody's playing Oregon
What do you put the camera?
Chat where do you put the camera? I feel like I just keep mine top right
No unless is there the kill feed top right I'm I don't remember I don't know either
I'll go middle left.
Center screen, yeah, dead middle, okay.
Yo, our teammate and our champion
is currently on the toilet right now.
Taking it.
Bottom left, I'm on the bottom left.
Have I said?
High Vives can invite him or we have to invite him?
No, we have to.
You said High Vives asks us to, when he gets back,
because I think he's dealing with other shit.
I think literal shit.
No, yeah.
Well, no, High Vibes isn't taking
literal shit.
Skite is right now.
I wonder, yeah, what toilet paper do you guys use?
Ooh.
Shark, shark.
You use a bidet, Ludwig.
I don't need to hear this spiel.
Well, I use a bidet, but I do use
Angel Soft toilet paper.
OK.
You know the brand.
That's human.
Charmin.
Yeah, Charmin the one with the red teddy bear
where they always rub their face against it?
Yeah.
I think so, yeah.
That's how you guys, that one flakes,
that one flakes into my underwear.
Marlon Mogg's six, seven.
Okay, we're gonna have to, we're gonna have to kill him.
Are you guys folding toilet paper or are you crumple?
Folding.
Fold, fold.
I, I crumple, I crumple.
I put it into a fist in my hands.
I do like it.
I do like it too.
Yeah, I basically make a snowball
and then wipe my ass with that.
For a few years, this is serious.
For a few years I used to fold it like four layers pretty tight, pretty long piece and I'd put one hand in front and one hand behind and almost like you would with a towel.
I would rub it like seesawing it back and forth, but that's actually fucking disgusting.
You would get double hand wipe your ass with that is absolutely foul.
There's no way you did that.
Oh my God.
Like you're like you're like you had.
I'm not moving fast
So it was the brown rice double brown rice black beans double chicken
You got you got the green sauce with sour cream cheese
And hand full lettuce. Yeah, my friend went to Chipotle last we got to do a water slide. I don't trust Chipotle no more
It's time actually the other day I did eat Chipotle and then I woke up at 2 a.m.
And that 2 a.m. And I had one of those shits were like, you know what your feet are gripping the carpet and you're kind of like
Hugging the walls. Mm-hmm. Yes, and it starts
And you're like, and you're making it, you're making it.
And I was like,
You had a, you had a full gripper.
Do you use a bidet?
Yeah, full gripper.
Who do you want to add?
Do you use a bidet?
Doesn't matter.
I do not use a bidet.
I would love to invest into a bidet.
I've actually, I use toilet paper and wet wipes,
but I have never used a bidet.
I've been always nervous that I'm going to use it wrong
and then I'm going to like spray water,
like onto my pants or you know,
somewhere else.
I'm not really knowing how to function a bidet.
That's a good brother. So you've never used it today. It's like that. No, never never. They're pretty sick
If you're ever in LA, I remember I got you
If I if I if I'm in LA and I go a lot of I really need a poop you let me pull up and take a shit
You can pull up you can pull to my warehouse and I have something ready for your ass instantly
Are you in a warehouse? It's gonna be a bucket and like paper towels
Well, I do have a broke bidet
I
Would be a broke the day wait is your bidet like an attachment bidet to a regular toilet
Yeah, you have like a separate thing that you hover to no no attachment attachment attachment
What is it there I room there's like bidets that are like a toilet and then right next to the toilet is a different
We're in a lobby are we gonna go
All right, we will we are
this is best of one first to seven right sorry yes yes yes yes yes you're okay
who we play around one Marlins Marlin who is Marlin is the worst player by far so
don't worry about him going against Marlin and then Aaron's is copper so don't
worry about him but they got the problems are spoiling in wrath spoilt
Specifically it could actually one be five our team. How do they?
Well, we do have we do have sky and sky will probably be able to you know, take out like half of their team in one round
So it the big thing is like just don't die
Like don't run into your death
What do you want from me?
Well, listen, do we know what map we're playing yet?
Every I think it's Oregon every time
I have the worst news for the lobby what the lobby's glitched
You can try you can try one more time. Let's try one more time. Maybe you're working
Yeah, this happens this happens my fall guys
OK, it's fine.
Oh, it's shutting down.
Yeah, it's kind of down to 18 minutes.
OK, it's fine. Oh, yo, we're going to need to make a new lobby.
We're going to make a new lobby. I'm sorry.
Oh, I will.
Where is Highbice? Highbice.
OK, I'm going to let them figure this out.
I'm going to let them figure this out right now.
I'm going to let them figure this out
while I watch my league team play.
We need to dub so desperately, by the way,
if we do not beat C9, it's fucking dire.
Hi Tim Joe's taking an edible
Shout out Joe
Is the tourney really a hundred bands I have no clue what it's for might even be pride
I don't know. I've been lied to with Jinxi tournaments in the past
I've been lied to I've been told they're worth thousands and then they end up being worth nothing. Oh
So the first wipe the first wipe that is full of I mean like my I don't know about you
My first wipe is just actually just full shit. I
Can't dude wipe that I'll let them figure that out for a bit. I'll let them talk about their poops for a bit
Do you see my watching a chud streak? I'm at 115 wait. What shut are you watching that many times in a row?
I'm excited to see squeaks bookie. Yes, sir
Our team needs to do is be fly question Sentos or win this fight right now, baby big fight for drag
Big fight for drag right here. Oh
God
And we lost it
Must fudge
No
As Shopify was thinking about and engaged, he altered in.
It basically synced up with the path and altered.
You can see how strong Shopify is, right?
Sayos manages to kill Annie, they push Vulcan out of the fight,
but then a full shield, perfectly managed Narbar Thanatos flies in,
doesn't need his ultimate that is on cooldown earlier,
There's no way Shopify can fight once he arrives.
And then the ultimate comes back right here
so that he can slam fudging the wall
and guarantee that he gets yet another kill
on his enemy top laner.
And...
DeMonte's face is the face of a man
who just got TP'd on by a 3,000 gold lead NAR.
That is now a 3 and a half...
Okay, why?
T.E.?
Dude, I'm starting to get the bubble guts, man.
We had bubble guts like for the past hour, bro. So sorry is it under is it an underscore? Nope dash
Dash like a minus
Okay, just got who's hosted a lot of ice
Yeah, no, yeah, I don't think I'm gonna invite us to like a lobby right like one of us
I think we have to invite him on see ourselves. He said
Yeah, but yeah, but one of us needs to get in the lobby for
Exactly exactly then we'll turn it off. I'm Joe you're you're you're IGL you're you're you're the one that
I'm team a team captain and IGL are two different two different things
Guys, we're just waiting for invite. Do you know who's gonna invite us?
Who do you have I think Joe is Joe's gonna Joe's
Sky, who do you have added?
Who do I have added?
I have added. Yeah, I think that's why I have added.
Alright, alright.
I hope that's why I haven't added.
You should have added.
Alright, um,
I'm going to invite you.
Supposedly supposedly supposedly supposedly yeah, then I'll fight squishy
Squishy cold friends
What's up? You call on C9?
Before yet anymore. Yeah for like three years
half year
So you don't own it anymore?
No, I left like
No, formal to okay, okay
Okay, did you give me financial advice? Yeah, I can give you financial advice. I
I would say Lakers right now to win the NBA championship is about 20 to 1 maybe 18 to 1 probably go on like that
I like that. I like that. I don't know about all that
Like put all of my money into that. I would say you should leverage. So do you know what leverages?
Yes, yeah, right you should like put an asset you have
Up for collateral and and go into debt to make the bet like our car like yeah, no your house
Yeah, our house jewelry. There's a lot of different avenues here, but like oh like my chain
That's a really good example. Yeah, yeah bring you here. He got a chain. Yeah
Yeah, not as good as your chain sketch. I've seen your
Chains chains are sick. You focus chains
Yeah, yeah, wait, so who's adding who sorry wait sky. I added you I don't see you
Are you sure you added me?
That's what I see.
I'm sure I added.
I added SKYTE-DASH.
And it was a go at the hood, right?
No.
Now, somebody with glasses and like a beret,
and they're looking at the screen like this.
That might not be me.
Look at general, that's the one you add.
Are you an underscore guy, not a dash guy?
What the fuck is the difference?
One's higher than yours.
Yeah, I added you then. Yeah, it is Joe. Joe. I've not seen it. I just add Joe Barton and it'll add
Did you see me? You see me pop up? You just add me. Joe Barton. Oh, Joe Barton. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Okay sketch. What's your thing? Hooray! It's sketch real. Oh, the sketch real. Okay, I'm gonna
I'm gonna search you up right now.
Hold on, this fucking...
I sent you an Inglis!
Love it as a nine kill.
Yeah, Brani's playing in this.
Well, they're gonna be done there game
before we even start ours.
Yeah.
I just want you to know,
this is all a part of the plan.
Ha ha ha!
We got back to back games, baby.
We got back to back games.
That's true, then we won't have to wait on that.
Skydive, do you have Ludwig Ogren?
No spaces?
Okay, okay, okay.
Out of Joe, out of Sketch.
Okay, okay, would you say,
would you say, no spaces, what?
Ludwig Ogren?
Fuck
It's about that shit. I say you so you invited you and you added me, but what so like what now you are you?
Yeah, listen once we get I got it. I'm gonna copy stuff once I get invited. I can I can literally invite all you guys
Check bits there 300 bits
Whenever that is why hasn't invited me sorry, I don't look at anything under $50
Blow it off smooth I guess
I'm a big streamer
Also, and your message doesn't make any sense just to be clear you you wrote any words for sport
I don't know what you mean by a spell. I don't you mean by any words for sport
You are the equivalent of a journalist who hasn't done the research going up to when be saying
What do you think about LeBron James? It is a nothing burger of a question
You are here.
You've got a bad job instigating ultimately you've wasted $3 today.
I'll tell you that.
Dude, if I was high-vives, I think I would have had a heart attack from high-vives.
Hopefully that's a little something for you to take home.
High-vives knows me, bro.
He's good, bro.
And in the future, I'd use your $3 balance.
Specifically, there's an 18-to-one net you can make right now on the leakers.
I think that's how you spell it, bro.
It's not popping up.
I promise you that's how I spell my name, bro.
What is your user name what do we got her no spaces what we are grin I added you had
me Joe dot bar and I'll you okay good good good how do we get in the fucking lobby I
already registered for the siege cup we got 53 minutes if you guys want to join know what
I'm joining now. I just got the invite. Perfect. Perfect. I'm gonna invite everybody now.
We're running smooth. We're running smooth. Don't worry.
Yo, I'm fine.
I'm pretty sure. What was happening to Monday Mike's game? Was he getting errors or no?
No.
Okay.
There's some weird shit going on.
Are we the only ones fucking this thing up right now?
You still can't join?
There's an error.
Wait, I'm trying to join again.
Second, second.
So everybody else can join, but you can't?
Yeah, second try.
And he also had to take it.
Fuck, should I hit up Andy or what?
It's the game.
Aw, maybe I should hit up Andy.
Did you restart your game?
Listen, listen, listen.
One of you guys, yeah, I'm gonna restart now.
What do you guys add, Spoi?
And you guys will get in the lobby first.
What, have a fuck two weeks?
Squishy, Squishy type your, um,
February Ubisoft in gen.
That's my, my game's loading now.
My game is a resetting right now.
CS LAN starts tomorrow at 11 a.m.
Pacific or two weeks.
I don't know.
Caps matter.
A cap has happened.
How long does it take to start a lobby with streamers?
How long has it been?
I like what?
Forty nine minutes.
What do you need?
Random six seasons.
The best game ever made.
Forty nine minutes is so long.
I can't believe Ludwig got paid a Camry to fucking watch us fly all the way to fucking Georgia
and uh...
to be fair I watched I'm like a better reactor like you're a great game
okay buddy my entire channel my entire channel I don't know
Those who can react, those who can't gain, you know?
That's the true art form of Twitch is reacting.
Yeah, the true art form of Twitch is reacting,
I think you're more of a OG reactor, you know?
Maybe you're a Rido and then go, good point.
Fun, especially.
I'll pause, you know, yap for 10 minutes.
Yeah, this reminds me of when Socrates
accepted his punishment.
Yeah.
What, and willingly killed himself?
He could have escaped, but he didn't.
Yes, he could have laughed.
And Leonardo da Vinci had a boy lover.
What the fuck does that have to do with what the hell we're talking about?
So I can't bring up that I know a little philosophy too.
All of a sudden, another white boy enters the arena.
You get angry at him?
That is true.
Joe Park doesn't like white people.
You said as soon as a white boy enters the arena, if I'm being honest,
I think most people that I've ever seen get a philosophy degree happen to
also just be.
Sky, are you in the game?
Yeah, that makes sense I would believe that's why it's not that's
Degree
Give us give us that girl the the one that's really sick then over three girl
What what is the name?
Andy I feel like
That's the dude
I didn't know. Hold up. Hold up. Let me correct myself. I was not saying it's white people behavior to get a degree. I was saying in philosophy. I think if you break down by demographic, white bro. I'm thinking of white bro philosophy finance psych one on one.
Okay, I think it's a big three.
If you look at the demos.
Look at the demos get ambi.
I can't get ambi, bro.
It's against the fucking rules of the events.
Dig the hole deeper.
You spelled whole wrong, so you just didn't get a degree.
Okay.
All right.
So I don't even feel like you need to weigh in on this conversation.
Cause I don't think you would have an opinion of your own.
Oh, what Joe, what's your, what's your UBs?
I guess they're adding about it.
Yes.
Uh, Joe, not part.
So, guys, what it did was, bro, it literally signed me out of my fucking account when I
tried to restart my game.
What is yours, squishy?
Yeah.
Then let me add you.
It's just squishing up.
Just squishing up things.
All I have to do is restart my game and it's muffins with an S or Z ZZZ.
Yeah.
Added you.
Yeah.
Got it.
Perfect.
Joe has a melee man.
Yeah.
Let's try.
At Feinberg.
He got rolled.
Guys.
Guys, Feinberg slandered is not a test of time.
Mine is the sketch reel.
The sketch reel.
I might be the number one Feinberg here,
but I don't parade upon his failures
unless I watch it live.
And friends, friend requests.
What's your, what's yours?
It's just a switching offense, yeah, yeah.
OK, got it.
OK, invited.
Um, plus, Ludwig, Ludwig, what's yours?
Ludwig's face, Ludwig Ogren.
It's in chat.
It's in Jen.
Yes, it is my legal name.
Yes, my grandparents are cousins.
Please no more questions.
Really?
How did you?
That is bokeh and grats to you.
Thanks.
We are making them wait.
We are throwing them off.
Yeah, I like that.
As I promised you a seven over the truth
I got a Max as the worry we're just
I can't watch my own shit right now
Second nine Burger King ads
I don't mean
Are you coming in and like yeah
I'm going to break this fucking thing.
Type 4 is your horny?
Y'all think I got time to go to the store or what?
So this guy, you still going to join?
Liza, you want me to be honest with you, bro?
Get in someone in this fucking game!
Your...
Bro, my fault.
Get in type 4 of your horny and get someone in this game.
Liza, I need my phone to turn off.
It's time.
No, it's okay.
Bro, I'm bad at this for a place here, I'm badass.
Yo, yo
Give me like two minutes boy get asked like two too many but yeah, but sky you can't just hold up the whole tournament
attentional, this is not attentional supplies. This was you can you
You were late, and then you took a shit and now you can't
Alright, that was an accident me getting a connection error is not my fault
You're a champion! How the fuck does this happen?
This is movie talk, bro!
You've gotta be fucking serious right now!
You're fucking in my feet!
You are supposed to be our golden child!
Fuck!
And you literally shit your pants!
Bro, I literally got the invite.
I understand!
So, can you join or not?
I'm about to answer.
Can you join or not?
Click the join button. If you cannot join, I'm going to kick you and replace you.
Oh have eyes he's a pathological liar give us a best I need a cold vibe. I need a cold and that's all I'm waiting for
Bros the cold
All right, yo
Sky why can't you go bro my fucking phone's dead? I bro listen? I try to
Listen listen listen my phone's about to run on there's no way to turn on it in the next 30 seconds
Literally, I I'm restarting my games. It logs me out completely and I need my two-factor authentication. That's a and it's
I'm overstimulated.
If you're overstimulated, uh, that's the same toy.
Do you have a sim toy?
I have two minutes, bro.
I'm pretty sure I'll turn on like right now.
I do, but it's in my closet and it vibrates.
Father, don't weigh my fucking phone.
Whoa.
I'm gonna do that.
Just kidding.
Interesting.
Dude, he's getting his shit yelled at.
He's getting yelled at.
20 seconds.
20 seconds. There's no way to turn on the bell.
Bro, Scott, alright.
Okay, okay.
So we can't, we can't, we just can't happen.
Have I, someone asked for, have I been saying what?
Um, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I don't know where.
This is the stupidest shit I've ever done.
It's funny because sketch wants to know.
So now, this shit's been on the fucking charger for two fucking minutes and it's not turning on.
Alright, I'm just gonna ban them and get somebody else.
You guys agreed on Skittles, right? That's fine. I
Know the coach didn't happen. That's pretty good. He's available. Yeah, I just banned them from the server. I'm just gonna get Skittles
The Skittles like same level
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. You know, you know Skittles Joe
No, I just deafened though because I was I told my channel's like it's witnessing an execution
I can't I can't be here to watch Skykit kicked. Oh
My gosh, it's like he's literally shit
So he's our he's our champion dude. He just no, I don't know should himself crazy showed up late got banned. What a fucking day
Okay, I feel like you you are kind of new to jinks attorneys. This happens every single time really oh
With somebody when we're on the rocket we turn in it and when we were the rocket we turnie
XQC showed up three hours late, but they got a
Back in if that was my
Viewers he gets to stay in the tournament because X got to go. That is true
X got to stay in the turn of play and then got subbed back. Yeah, exactly
They already subbed him out and then he got to sub back in
Mm-hmm. This guy what got bit weighty. Oh my god. We waited we waited for probably like two
It was a crazy amount of time to wait and then you beat him and then he said it was cheating because you were down a player
That was a crazy saga
Well, I beat him 1v2 and then he told me to bet him a quarter million dollars and I was like, I'm just not doing
Can you
I'm ready to go bro. Let's do this. Let's fucking go. He's ready. What happened to sky
He unfortunately didn't have enough clout and he was not punctual enough to the event
It is just the most honest recounting of what happened
Had he more motion, they might have held the tournament up a little longer, but he held it up about an hour, which, to be fair, is quite a long time.
And then eventually, the admins called it. They kicked them. And so we got Skittles now, who is our new pro. Shout out Skittles.
Do a basic band was Ben Mira step purple up to the left
It's like that. Oh, I did call me all day in this one person
Yeah
There is majority up. Okay. Oh, how experienced are you guys with see like what what is your level like I'm still one to ten
Seven I play a lot of custom games with jinksie though. I organs the one map. I like know I'm level one
Okay, I have like a hundred dollars. Okay
You sketched
Um, I am
You know, I just I'm a great player and I consider my eyes like a four-fifth. Wait, okay
I'll tell him think oh or oh they band-a's or like, you know
It's starting to work. So skills like everyone has a champ like every team is a champ and everyone else is kind of like
Okay
I'll I'll I'll actually tell you guys I'll keep it pretty basic though. So I won't be I won't be giving like crazy
Calls or anything
Wait, you gotta love me you gotta pick someone did you just let it go?
We won't know the call so I'll just ping him, so Pings will be the best way for the call.
Wait is it not a controller game? Is it a keyboard and mouse game?
Oh no, you have to touch the game.
Is this the first time playing it?
Yeah, this is the first time playing it in a lobby.
Yeah, I'm not playing right now though. I don't think I'm in upstairs.
Upstairs, straight scare.
They're upstairs.
This is drum phase, drum phase.
We gotta communicate.
Okay, we gotta communicate together.
Why not get a drum phase?
Should I use keyboard mouse?
I can use keyboard mouse.
I'm gonna run Twitch.
You guys just run whatever you guys wanna run, okay?
It's fine. They only have one or two good players.
Right now, just focus on callouts and just like pings.
That's all it is.
It's all it is breaking out wall by just keep it super simple. They're up top. They're up top
Oh my god, oh my god, you guys can go with somebody go with somebody
What's it? What's that? What do you mean exact?
Like go with someone like just like tag team tag team that way you can trade
Like double up like buddies this double up double up. I'm double up. You don't happen. Yeah
So put pressure on that that big window west side
One back right corner
Yeah, that's the one yes, uh, yes, you four out easy
I'm think uh, tell me if you need to heal
I'm gonna be working the opposite side. You guys keep putting pressure over there. Okay, wherever you guys are. I keep doing that
I
So when you guys hop in watch out they have corn trucks
Okay
There's one of those back corner Joe I can't run you have John's come here now
I just went the right
Shots on me shots of me
On the right side
Okay, he put in pressure. Yeah, I don't think you're gonna out
Have a think of kind of
Good one
I'm gonna
Once we're gonna have enough
One right, he's half health, spoi is half, he's on smoke.
Oh wait, I have a twitch run, can you just watch that?
It's a bottom main run, it's a bottom main.
Oh fuck, damn it!
That spoi just killed me, he's in box.
There he is, okay he's in box, okay got it.
One on ping.
Two on ping.
Three on ping.
That's a tough side to say, it's all good, no worries, no worries.
They're gonna go downstairs now, okay? It's fine
I'll tell you guys what I'll produce a run. It's fine. Yeah, how do I switch me operator?
You're gonna be able to
Not this one. This one's a band band band thorn right now. It's the one I just chose
What about cap can they get that's fine? That's fine. No band thorn band thorn trust. Why did you not play at all?
I'm fucking busy, bro. I wanted you to get so we're gonna do a blue take here
I have a CSG tournament in lower row.
We can do blue and back tower take.
I'll basically ping it to you guys.
We can split up, we can go like 3-2.
So work construction site is, everyone spawn over there.
That's the bottom one.
Can I go solo snake?
You can, yes.
Run snake.
Someone run floor is.
Should we run a character that is like...
Shut up Joe.
Easy to play.
That can help.
um... actually i don't think i don't think that it's the it's not a lot of
it's a great that's yellow
now you have to do is press one button you can help me and i think it i'm thinking
there you go yet you play you press a middle mouse you just hear all of us
okay middle mouse and i feel how it would like to be a a we proximity
no you know i said whatever you know i don't do is just just
just wait for us to
ask you for it and just press the shop to be with the sale of it
i think that's
i think i think i think me
think me yeah
Joe, what do you need if you need help?
Thank me.
I'm going to locate a bomb.
Good job, Joe.
Why'd you get a chuckle out of that?
I heard them all.
Hey, guys.
You guys see where they are.
Actually, they might not be downstairs.
I think they're second.
I think they're kicking.
I think they're going to be kicking.
OK.
That's fine.
What we can do, we're going to do a top down take.
So basically, that spot that you guys were at last round,
we're going to enter in from there.
and then we're going to work our way downstairs
yeah we're entering top floor open up the floor
and then we can push we can work our way down base how do i change my game
uh... press seven
and click on your operator
and then you can take him
haven't taken him
how many rounds in so long
uh...
i think it's three
we'll see your four
coming in a little bit of a little
So let's go back to the spot that we were all out last round, okay?
So like all the way on route all in all in the roof yeah, where the big window was what a big window was
Oh, how'd you do that Joe?
You run up and hold space
So where Joe is right now where line is keep putting we should put pressure here, okay?
I'm gonna drone this. Yeah, they definitely are. I'm gonna drone it. I'm gonna make sure it's clear for you guys to hop in, okay?
So it is actually clear you can hop in just watch your right side. Watch your right side.
Was it through the floor? Yeah, I see a shot underneath.
He's gonna come wide side, which is fine thing. You're fine thing, okay?
I'm gonna open up the floor here.
Now they do have captain so check your doors for traps okay
Where was he where is it sketch comes I hear grappling to her he's downstairs. He's downstairs rolling
Okay, oh hell now
That's fine. It's fine. I have a drone that watch the last one sketch just stand last one. Let me know if enemy comes up there
Okay.
Try to work down White Stairs.
There's gonna be one guy in the lobby side,
which is near Five Thing.
He sounds white.
Okay, spoil his bottom white.
Spoil his bottom white.
He's right below us.
Right next to you, Joe.
He's gonna be in the hallway to your right.
You guys, we should look through these holes
and try to get some kills.
Where?
I don't know, that's not the story.
You can cross Z for south where.
Okay, okay.
All right, we got it. We got it. We got a move. We only have a minute left now
What do you have a shot oh
Shit I'm paying I'm paying
I should have said think oh my god, you can arrest me
Where are you?
Okay, try to get close to site
fuck
Sportless shotgun now sirs he's coming towards you so I'm towards you right now
This game makes no fucking sense
So squirt just got five kills
Yes, yeah, that's okay. That's fine. That's fine
Did I start through a pixel gap in the floor when I went through a window?
I'm also, bro, I'm gonna say, I think that every team is going to be far worse at attacking than defending.
Because the people that don't know how to play, literally just have to hold an angle.
So should we ban bossy?
No, don't ban boss, ban vigil, ban vigil, that's a good ban.
Okay, and I didn't get a think me call just to clarify, no one thinks.
Yeah, I should have said think me when I got downed.
I didn't get a chance to play.
But if you also, if you, if we don't call it
and you know that we're swinging, just do it.
Okay.
Like, yeah, if you see like any of our health bars,
like go down and just press the button.
Okay, street time, street time.
Yeah, well, let's see where they are.
They might be downstairs now.
I think they're gonna be downstairs now, we'll see.
And you wanna go think again, yeah?
Yeah, run, think it, run, think it, run, think it.
I'm gonna run Flores.
I'm gonna try to get as much utile as possible.
That way, when you guys walk in,
it'll be clear for y'all.
But wherever I go, I'll try to tell you guys where to go.
Just listen for the calls and then just go where I tell you
to go.
That's all it is.
There you go, sir.
Don't worry about doing anything like super technical
or using your U2.
Just have your gun up and then just try to kill them.
Gun up, try to kill them.
Just worry about just having your gun up.
Copy.
Aim for the head.
Keep it simple.
Get two guys with no kills, but good.
I'll keep it up on.
It's OK.
Is there a mark with a drone?
Say that again?
like mark with the drone face.
Downstairs?
Yeah.
They'll be rolling a lot, it looks like.
That's fine, that's actually better.
Oh, two here, two here.
Now we can do a direct take.
Yeah, they are dancers, they are dancers.
Yeah, two, two, two, they set up a trap.
Drone has located a bomb.
Perfect.
OK, so do you guys see where five thing is?
These are where five thing is.
If you can spawn construction,
construction real quick uh that's where we're gonna go we're gonna we're gonna
enter that side okay we're five fingers
i'll ping you one more time so you guys can see yep five fingers
yep yep yep so we're gonna push from this side over here
love to just try to stay alive as much as possible that way you can use your
util that way you can just press that we can think us heard i'm ready to think
how many things i get yeah i'll let you read so it's like three four
Here's a lot of running up here.
Okay.
They got a rune.
Uh, Svoy is playing blue side right now.
What do you guys should do? Actually, yeah.
You guys push over that side.
Squishy, you and I are going to work over here, okay?
Try to work down the back here.
Nice, nice shot right there.
What are the lefts? He's going to meet the left, okay?
Yeah.
I'm trying to get there they got cap can still other cam
There's a shit. I'm drawing all the way through. I gotta came again watch over captain's
No one's here no one's like holding close. Yeah, yes, I should walk down you can walk out
You can walk down just worry about that bar if you can need this bar bumping. Okay. I think Joe
You know the name me. Okay, that's fine. That's okay. I was done
one. You're going to walk into this guy left and we're going to come. Nice. One more.
It's for it. It's for it. Left side. Left side. Not unfortunate. Yeah, it's hard.
Joe, he's going to be in the room to your left. Right there. Yeah. Where the case was. Holding.
Okay, uh, where was that from?
Nice, nice.
Nice.
Okay, in that blue room, where the whole was, where the whole was.
You can figure it out.
You can figure yourself.
Think of, think of, think of.
There you go.
You can go through that hole and make me to the right.
Yep.
To your right.
Nice.
Okay.
Last.
to your right to your right to your right to your right yep to that at the
door to your left yep to your left sketch door to your left yep okay he's
gonna be standing at a pillar so basically pre-fire 90 degrees to your
left standing
okay it's okay you have a general idea of where he is you got it yeah I mean
I got three kills. I don't give a fuck about anything else. I did my job being the hallway to your right. I
Got three fucking kills like
It's literally just like dodge boy
It's fun.
These guys fucking suck, except for what?
They're saying it throws under pressure.
He's got to find a way to kill a player.
You need to say professional player, so it's OK.
OK, so how do we take him?
How do we?
What's his best player?
He's on the left in kills.
Well, all ops are good, so that's fine.
Let's see where they are.
It's OK.
What are we ban again?
Ban ace.
Now we're on defense.
OK, defense seems easy.
It's first to seven, right?
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think that's the thing is probably rules. I'm gonna lesion kids dorm
Try so yeah top you guys should know no run one cap and one of you guys run cap can
It's the trap up to the left the red one
Run trap ops run thorn run cap can run a frost as well. Okay. I'll go cap can
Captain you're just gonna be actually in place you two bombs on each wall. Yes the bulletproof care
It's like a barbed wire. It's a no that it's just your regular ability. It's your mouth
It's the button you used to think of yourself. You just you press that button you put on a door just at the start of the game
Yeah, and just any time anytime during the game, but you want to put like one or two on on the doors
Okay, aim for put them low on the door blows again. Do you never like rush and flank in this game?
All the time
So this is the room they want to go to
Yeah, there's a ton of spawn peekers in the role trying to play in.
Well, sprite reader, you think?
Say that again?
Should I try the spawn peek or is it like 4?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's the most played one, I think so.
They probably won't be looking.
I think it's a good play, yeah.
Stay clear of blast zone.
You set a trap?
Yeah, you have four of them so I'll put them out of the way.
I got you I got you. I'm gonna make I'm gonna make feed holes there
That's what's happened
you guys are fine just be vocal about what you hear and where they're pushing
from come on camps they're shooting on a lot of camps if you have like a general
idea of where they're coming from like using your compass just elsewhere okay
here steps east upstairs okay they're pushing on my side the other drone they're
joining the side okay
you're getting so speed you gotta hang up they just broke my door here I don't
know where I'm with you I'm here to help you okay there's one gonna be pushing
garage
you guys need help on site
are they pushing side at all?
yeah, they're garage, they're garage
okay, I'm gonna come back to set, I'm gonna help
is anyone next to your window squishy?
no no, not my window
I'm in the store, in the store
holy fuck, it's destroyed man
is that door still open?
Oh my god, we need help on site, we need help on site, okay?
Got one of them? I got Doug, we need help on site.
Coming to site?
Yep, he's at trophy door right now.
Uh, sketch to the room to your right, just watch your right side, yep.
Oh, hell no.
Yeah, breach is open.
Big window is open as well, there's gonna be one big window, which is the west window.
They're pushing in.
It's okay, it's all good, it's all good.
It's all good, it's all good.
Okay, why do I have the most kills on the team?
Are we fucked?
Are we just going to get O-Side and it's over?
Vibes are low.
We got to bring him back down.
What to do, man?
Yeah, I literally getting what we're literally getting.
I feel like I should fucking flank them
Because I think they're all
I'm gonna run outside around through spawn you're gonna run outside it auto tells where if you run outside it pains you
Yeah, we should we should always stay in the same room. Let's let's try downstairs. Let's go downstairs. It's the laundry at laundry
Let's do that. Let's do that. I'm not maybe not might be a little more difficult for them to take
One of you guys should run doc
Which is that one trust me. That's the top right blue operator
I don't have it
I don't have it. I'll have it. Oh, uh, yeah, I'm on captain. That's why captain it is
Yep, that's fine
54 chance I didn't have it
Wait, you bought 54 chance
Yeah, they're just picking random one
Bundle it's like everyone you can buy like the the paid
It's a hundred bucks, but luckily I put 300 and so I have water down
Yeah, make sure you grab your work armor before you do anything
So go to go to Joe and grab your armor that'll help you I
Know you're lying it will help you
didn't worry just put you put your traps on just try to spread them out as
much as you can blood wig I'm reinforcing every fucking wall down here
yeah leave don't reinforce anything else I'm running it's okay again just
be vocal about where they're pushing from and if you guys need help just let us know that way we can help that way we can help
they're pushing from main front door
yeah there's this multiple outside garage right now I'm here on my pink okay I
I feel like a bunch running the set they might be doing a front take which is gonna be
South so sketch. Do you have any impacts?
Bro
It's over
I
You're gonna like there's like a little small circle to the bottom right. It's like a door about it's fun
They're both right now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna try to do a little bit of a flank see
Lot of you know follow me. Let's go
Joe, what do you see on camera now?
Yeah, I'm sitting on camera.
I think it's all the backs I take.
Let it go to your five thing and walk into meeting, okay?
Let's try to go for a flank.
Go towards north side, go towards north side.
Okay.
That's a bono, nice.
Keep going, keep going.
You're going to go by yourself,
I'm gonna go back down the side hill, okay?
They're all pushing back side now.
I mean, I said.
I don't want.
Okay.
Okay, so they're gonna be in this room here
to the back, okay?
Good fight, good fight, good fight.
Sketch, uh, okay, here, sketch, go through this hole here on Fyping, come here, sketch,
sketch, come here on Fyping, sketch, look to the left and come to this hole here, like
go through the hole, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you using me as a, as a fucking shield?
Uh, no, I'm just trying to get an idea where they are.
Lad, we keep going for the flank, okay? You're doing great.
Yep.
Still, you give me shot!
They might be going for a plant here soon, okay?
Sketch, go back to the hole. We need you to go through the hole.
Trust.
Fuck that hole.
15 seconds left.
Okay.
It's okay.
I don't know if they have case.
They have case. They're planting. They're planting. They're planting. They're planting.
I
Nice okay, it's a 2v1 2v1 sketch come come to the floor. You have to come to me. You have to come to me
Sketch come to me. You have to come to me. I feel like I see anyone but sport I want to go inside
Okay, now follow go through first go through first run through sketch run run towards long be brave sketch be brave
You're going to destroy it.
Woo!
Unfortunate.
I don't have time.
I tried to bomb.
Good play, though. Good play, though.
How did you kill the one guy?
I'm just getting sat down by Splay, bro.
I mean, that's just next time.
Next time I just need you to go through the rotates.
Go through.
Be brave.
OK, OK.
Who do we ban?
Let's see.
You know what, Banstank?
Just Banstank.
Target, target, BanSplay.
Target banned the pro player.
He might as well.
It's OK, guys.
It's OK.
God, I'm just going to be made for comeback.
I'm imagining boys falling on face right now.
Oh, they bend my snake.
They must have bent my snake.
Oh, man.
Is Captain even doing shit for me?
Yes, no, keep running, Captain.
Keep running, Captain.
I'm running, Captain.
Just come for me.
Who's else?
Who else?
Good.
Fuck it, auto-picks.
Legion's really good.
good is not a big
lesions the same thing you just throw mines you stroke you for a goo mines down
by door so we can be affected by each other's use alright
now we're really good but unless they have it
yeah we can get him to protect the bomb
that is the thing so just throw it around the bomb right
uh...
now you're gonna put them on random doors random doors try to put them
like off site
the ones where they won't expect
oh my god I just got spotted by a scan
it's okay
is that good?
here I'll do all the reinforcements
you guys don't worry about them
I don't know where to put these bombs I'll put them in random places
that's gonna get a kill surely
100% that gets a kill.
Five seconds and counting.
Believe if you believe.
Oh, I believe.
Alright now I'm full confident.
We bring this around.
Seven rounds right here.
They're pushing Master side, which is near 5 feet, alright?
Try to come this side, they're going to come quick, they're going to go quick, they're going to go quick.
You all four, they're on?
I'm on all fours.
There's a gang garage I don't know
What do you guys here I know what do you guys here? What are y'all seeing literally nothing? Okay?
They're all east side. Okay. They're east second floor. That's master bedroom side
They're gonna do the same thing as last time
Don't don't reinforce that again don't don't don't reinforce that don't enforce that we need that open
Okay, when you hear them next to you're gonna try to wall bang them they open up breach
I
Try to go for flank quick here. Yeah
The second for right yes, I
Don't think I mean that side though
They're angling one of the shield
Yeah
Where
of the
brothers is so land
on that
user
one
Oh my god, we're gonna have the 0 and 6 that's come back, okay?
We literally can't lose a round.
It's okay guys, it's okay.
No worries.
Dude, if I knew the map, I feel like I could flank better.
Is it a single elimination tournament?
Yeah, we're out.
Alright, if we lose this.
Let's roll.
Okay, well let's rock and come back here boys.
Oh yeah, it's not over.
Not yet.
We're trying now right it's not over yet. I yet solid snake in the building
And the steam is kind of good because other guys get to that the raft
They're actually other
I mean
I'm getting I'm getting in to kill by split every round on your dodging split
Uh, I think I'm just pathing in a like I'm on like no one I don't see anyone
If I see anyone that's not sport I feel like they're actually pretty shit, I just shoot them in the head they die
Oh my chat is saying I'm terrible. I'm like do you guys not realize we're playing against literally one of the best pros and right?
Like we lost a one we've lost multiple rounds in a 5v1 against Justin and now he has
Yeah, they're upstairs.
Actually, wait.
Yeah, they're upstairs, they're upstairs.
Okay, instead of a big window take,
we can go do a master take this time, okay?
That's gonna be in your five thing.
We can't have one person go big window.
Joe, if you want, you can go by big window.
You know our big windows, right?
What do you need big one now?
Uh, it's the the first. Oh, you don't need to go to the second floor. Yeah, second floor. Yeah
Yep
You want me to go on this side over here. Yes, yes, yes, you can put pressure over there. Yeah, they go through Baker
We're gonna shoot him from.
I look like first floor I think.
Absolutely. I'll give a call here soon, okay?
Then you can hear him.
Calling now, 3, 2, 1, call.
You called?
Yeah, you guys surprised me.
Nice sketch. Good job. Let's go. Hold up.
Show if he's clear. I'm going to see how many are in sight.
They have a frost. So when you will hop in windows, just look at your feet, okay?
Joe that was in a sport thing
Where's like a plank
That window right in front
Boys down y'all split is down
Yeah
3v2 boys. Well, we got we got we got this. Okay. There's been one close to me sketch
It's your left your left your left. It's Marlon and one of the kids are Joe when you hop in there's gonna be a frost man
You should off in, you should off in, okay?
One off four remaining.
This is Marlon.
Yeah!
There we go!
7-0 comeback!
I did it!
Literally nothing that round!
I just went around where I'm not.
I literally nothing that round.
I threw a native almost fucking team kill.
Yo, he was downstairs somehow.
Nobody said no to us boys!
I didn't hear.
Yeah, that's good.
It's like a good dog has street street
Yes, let's see them
What's the pre fires?
Hmm
Yeah
Got them two and six as our captain. That's right, bro. Don't think about you like that
I
Haven't got to like thinking about that mango mango tahin cop right now dude
Wish I had some more bro, I'm full as hell
Five and seven I don't agree. Yeah, I don't agree. I don't agree. I get a five. Okay this house. We got this
We need to locate a bomb
You just run and shoot them in the fucking head. They're pretty shit
Yeah, bro, if you don't fight wait when you fight for it. You just died
The map, you know
Yeah, I can't scare the map, but you're fighting the party's not
With the same site the same site what we did last phone is perfect. We we we pinced them from all sides
We put pressure all around so we just gotta do the same thing again
Oh, I know I am
All right, I'm actually walking in now. Yep, we got this we got this
Watch out for Capcom's there's gonna be those shops in the doors
Yeah, same side there's same side same side holy shit
And I have a I'm gonna give a call, and I'll let you guys know when okay
Oh, but just go right in there
You only break this by smacking this shit
Fucking got lost I genuinely got fucking lost
I just don't know the map, bro
You heard you I got like all the captain traps bother. It's just weird
This is just a weird-ass game, bro. This game is fucking weird as hell
You need to use your operation. I'm gonna try to kill him. Okay. Keep one breath inside
I think this game is like just deep
It requires such a deep knowledge of what maps are, what walls you can shoot through, where the sights are.
Like everything is like fucking what the champs do or...
One's posted on this.
Okay, I'm gonna try to walk out wide. Start shooting in three, two, one. Start shooting.
Okay. He's white, he's white. He's got stuff.
He's gonna break this, he's gonna break this. He's gonna make the door to your right switch.
happened that's okay guys that's okay that's game that is game this game well
he got more kills than everyone else on their team combined
I
Bro
Unreal big bond big bond Roth fucking smoked me
Yeah, we're out that is
I mean that was just so upsetting
setting. Just spamming from like I heard this crazy. Bro, I just
thought I don't see I don't see how another team beats that
though. Yeah, I guess two good teammates do. Yeah, like, I mean,
I know Marlin and Danny aren't good, but I'm like, Boyd alone had
20 kills. You couldn't you couldn't move on him. Like
his swings were too fucking fast.
Hey, he's a top he's a top pro player. Don't feel bad. It's
like a
Suffer for this bro like you know
Well, I don't know I mean like I think those teams that could beat him especially if they have like a good like three man
Like you know, whoever the captain is and then if they draft like a you know a good champ
But it's just like
Which 20 and two I just don't and like we literally did an entire video where we fucking 5D one dim and almost lost
And now he has four more teammates. That's great. He's involved. He's embossed our time in the tournament was slower than trying to initially get
Actually get in it. Yeah, we were actually flying for about
That is very funny
What a game what a game that was awesome
Well, I'm about a dip, but I'm gonna be just a wonderful rest of your stream.
I don't even think that I drafted a bad team.
I don't think I did so great, but if I'm being real,
I think any world we were losing against, boy, it's T.
I don't see how we would have won that.
Maybe we lost turn it, but I think we made some friends for life.
That's what I think, too.
I love you all.
I got more kills than you, Joe.
Have a good one.
I got more kills than you, bro.
You did.
You did really good.
And hey, everybody was telling me
that you were a terrible tip.
And I said, I believe in Ludwig.
I think you mean you did really well.
Well, yeah.
No, you did.
Oh, you did really well.
Sorry.
A literature major, by the way.
Yes, so.
All right.
Peace.
Peace out.
Let me know if everyone won V1.
V1 sports.
I would 100% won V1.
in your ass and in sports you would lose.
Okay, do you actually think you beat me in a mile run?
Like how fast can you run a mile?
Not a mile, no.
I think if me and you played each,
if you picked five sports and I picked five sports,
I think I beat you in seven of them.
Basketball you beat me?
Maybe not.
I don't know, like are we,
we're doing like one-to-one like street ball or?
Yeah, one-to-one, like, yeah, just one-to-one.
I don't know.
I'm really bad at basketball,
but you're also really short.
Joe Joe we've met in person
Yeah, sorry. We met in person like five seven when you look your neck was craning back. You like hey Ludwig my name's Joe
That's not what I looked down
I went what up Joe and I patted you on the head bro like a cat. That's not what happened
That's not what happened. It was actually a very wholesome thing. You were very nice
I was very nice, but I was also taller than you factually you were not sorry than I'm sick
You actually had I think you actually had like height boosters on and you were still like five eight
It makes me more confident.
There's nothing wrong with height boosters.
It makes me feel better.
Yeah.
What's your what's your best sport?
I ran track in high school, but I would say at my top three sports
that I would be you and specifically.
Actually, maybe for I don't know how strong you are.
I would say my top three sports are probably track soccer, football.
Like, if you counted powerlifting as a sport, I think like by way,
I'm probably stronger than you know, like you might be able to lift
more than me. But I actually don't know. Do you work out?
I work out. I work out. I want to hit the thousand pound
gold does my goal. I hit that.
You hit the thousand pound club. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
But no. Yeah. But this is 20 pounds ago. What did you
deadlift like fucking 500 pounds? No, my deadlifts.
It was kind of we get 355. I squat 380
380 355 and then what was your what was your bet 265
that rounds to a thousand there's something like that yeah that's crazy good yeah but I don't know
I think like I don't I'm not saying I think you're on athletic what was I just think that I would
uh hurdles high jump sprints oh yeah your hurdles 110 right
What what 55 110 I stop I only did 110 herbal software here
What's your hundred?
I thought I qualified for Nationals. Damn. I was like I was like eighth and not eight probably like 12 from the state
What like what's your hundred? Do you have a hundred?
If I had a run a hundred right now, I never had a hundred time on record
I normally ran the four by two
But if I had a hundred if I had to guess what I would run in a hundred right now
Like if I got on a track and ran I'd probably run like a level 11. No, you smoke me. I think I do 15
I think I do I got fifth place in the state of New Hampshire in fifth grade. I ran. I'm not fucking with you a 15 second time
Okay, but you said that in fifth grade. Yeah
I could have gone before probably faster. You're probably faster now
I don't know bro. I was actually pretty nasty. You're slower than fifth grade
Yeah, I was I was genuinely a prodigy like I wasted my talent on streaming
Sorry, what'd you say? I think I wasted all my talents on streaming
I think I could have been a d4 athlete easy. Oh, you poured all of your efforts. Yeah
Okay, I'm down bro. I'm down
Yeah, well, we could set some shit up
But either way, hey, thanks for that to me and you know, I hope you did you know, I you know
I'm sorry. I'm sorry your first junko tournament didn't go as planned
But well, I won his rocket league one.
So, you know, oh, you did mean you.
Oh, my God.
Me and Jaycee lost to you.
Yeah, me and me and I brought in a ringer.
Squeaks is an absolute.
Yeah, you actually did very well.
Squeaks is crazy good, but you also like did way better than expected as well.
I didn't choke there.
I didn't choke, but now you did well.
Oh, my God.
Sports review my foot.
I hope you have a good rest of your night, brother.
Likewise, man.
Appreciate the invite.
Yeah, I'll catch you.
Peace
stupid fuck
How's there already a video he's watching
I don't know fucking bits the type of the shit
you're in trouble buddy
Oh my gosh! Oh that was a free kill if I just sat right behind you!
Come on, Dany! Let's go!
We won this game!
Let's go, bro. Good YouTube video, bro.
Good YouTube video, honestly, bro.
Nah, good YouTube video for show.
Check the pinned, I don't see no pinned, how do I see the pinned here, on me with the
prime.
He doesn't even know how to check it.
Love this in the chat, is he?
Talking to the landing right now, no.
What's good lad bro, it's good talking to you bro, GGs Karana so GGs bro.
Yo it's good talking to you lad.
GGs man.
I hope you down here someday bro, I hope you come to the facility one day, say
to the guys if you guys are ever hosting anything or whatever it'd be cool to see you well but
gg's man pleasure it's a pleasure as always oh my god he's big see how boys do though we'll
see how much dude he's still an attorney I believe so gg's man appreciate you thank you
I come in to bring bring the 60 ounce gloves oh bad okay okay okay damn okay okay okay
Let's get us play. Yeah, we just paid against them.
Dude, he was so good.
Is it?
Yeah, I feel like this is a game like because he has two in Valorant.
If you have a pro, you can still win.
Like the pro can only cover so much.
And he's so nice.
I feel bad being me to him.
I feel like he can just fucking one V five. No.
If he really wants to, he can just fucking one V five.
like I don't know how Charlie's team is gonna win Charlie's team is gonna get
fucked right I guess they have it's Timmy
Wait, do they have Timmy?
Are they out?
They already lost.
Oh, they did lose.
Okay, I was going to say that makes sense because I think the way this tournament was
set up, it was like, it was a little bit, what was the score of theirs?
They lost to Stompin.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I feel like the idea of this tournament made sense, right?
Because you had eight creators drafting eight pros.
And if you're gonna make the creator's skill
like into a visual indicator, right?
The creators were like, you know, like Marlon was here.
He's the worst, right?
And then it gets a little better, a little better,
a little better, a little better, a little better.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
And then this is like, this is Charlie, right?
who was like the best of the creators.
If you consider length of line to be general skill.
And I think the idea of the event
was that they would draft pros
and then the pros would be like slowly decreasing in skill
right as you go on.
Where this is stomping and this is spoiling
and then you get all the way
to here where the last player is jinxing, right?
I think that's the idea.
But I think what actually happens
is that this is the relative skill of the players.
And then this is the skill of the pros.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, yes, they do decrease in the same fashion.
But the value, the the value does not add up.
The value of Charlie in Jinxie is not nearly as as as close to as valuable as Marlin in Stompin.
Because even if you were to eliminate Marlin,
Even if you were to eliminate all the fucking the players
He would still be better they would still be better because we're that fucking awesome
To be fair they went seven and five I
Mean that's not bad. That's impressive. I wonder how the other matches were
I'm sure the final, the top four is going to be really good.
I'm sure the top four will be really good.
Watch Stomp and play.
Who's who's it in it still?
Is it called Stomp go?
That's it, right?
Oh, what the fuck, the Sungranes are crazy in this game.
Oh my god, Joe Bart raid!
What the heck?
Inside inside inside.
I down one I down one.
Oh my god. Wait, is Stompin actually bad?
Pull up Stompin just lost.
Who's Richie Soprano?
Who's Richie Damp Soprano?
Thank you for the raid.
Thanks Joe.
Thanks Joe for the raid.
What up y'all?
What's up everybody?
guys we got our fucking asses be eat we got our fucking asses be crazy style
holy shit do we get our asses be awesomely L ads shit bro you know what I
thought about doing I don't think I'm gonna do it I don't think I'm gonna do
it but I think it'd be a fun experiment because there's been some
conversation is actually talking to Connor today about view
botting.
I was talking to Connor today about view botting and I've
run an experiment before about starting a brand new Twitch
channel and seeing how long it takes for somebody to
recognize me. I thought about doing it on a brand new
channel and just view botting that new channel to see if it
gives you a leg up. But I think even viewbotting from an experiment's perspective labels you
a viewbotter in a way that's probably not good. You know what I mean? Even if you're doing
it fully for that experiment, you actually just did the act of viewbotting, which I
think wouldn't come across. But I am curious. Could you get banned on main? Maybe, but
Like, who gives a fuck about getting banned on Twitch?
I mean, candidly, right?
You lose the income of being able to stream on Twitch
for the period that you are banned,
but like, Twitch has shown very little fucking
willingness to ban creators,
even who do heinous shit for a period longer than a month.
So it's like, who actually fucking cares
about getting banned on Twitch?
Like, cheating on a different Rainbow Six Siege account.
Yeah, I guess it is like cheating on an alt account.
I don't cheat on my man guys, just my alt.
But I don't know, but we basically
were having the conversation.
How many streamers do you think viewbot?
Cause I think a lot of people are slowly recognizing
that more people viewbot.
And I think it's swung too far.
I think a lot of people, what's up SuperTF?
I think a lot of people think like 70% of streamers
are some like crazy high number of people viewbot.
But I feel like it's actually quite low
compared to the average person.
I think of the top 100 streamers,
I think Joe's number is close.
I think of the top 100 streamers,
top 200, maybe 10% viewbot.
And I'm sure there's a lot of smaller creators
who viewbot who it's harder to detect
because most people just aren't aware of the channel.
But I think most people don't view Bot.
But I think now at like,
NMP said some crazy shit on Twitter
that 75% of the top streamers view Bot,
which just seems pulled out of his ass.
H rock ended stream.
Is he at the tournament today?
What is he even doing in Vegas?
extra Emily defo does it because who's watching her okay it you're it's kind of
circular logic right you're just you're using your own subjective taste to
dictate who view bots because you're saying something you don't like has
views but that doesn't make any sense you obviously know that there are
creators who you don't fuck with who get views so you can't just use the
logic of I don't like them therefore they viewbot unless you just live through a
worldview where you are a like a main character syndrome and what I like is a
true objective taste so anything that I don't like that has views must be modded
Dude Emily got hoed by Mr. Beast I will say that.
She got hoed by Mr. Beast on that video.
The behind the scenes video.
How?
MrBeast is making like he's been making behind-the-scenes videos
I think because he was tired of allegations that he like cheats or lies about his events
So he made a video called how I trick the internet about
the
The 50 streamers in a box and how he made everyone have a fake setup
Join call real quick
What up?
Bro, I just, I want to have the take, sorry, I love talking about this.
Have the take.
I think that 10 per, yeah, I would say like 10 to 20% of the top streamers view bought,
but I think they view bought like 30 to 40% of their viewers.
So I don't think like, I think some people believe that the top streamers are, you
know, 12K viewers and, you know, 11K of them are bought it.
No.
more realistically, there's a lot of streamers that average, you know, anywhere between seven
and 15 K views and 30 to 40% of them are they're trying to get themselves to the next level of
stream game. So they get better sponsors and they get in better stream circles rather than
like, Oh, I'm just botting every single viewer I have. The only person that I actually think
might have done that was jacked already. Because like when I would tap into that guy's
Twitch stream chat was dead. No one was typing and he'd have like 3000 people in stream. Yeah, and I was like, there's no way
Yeah, I think it's more realistic that
Or somebody's bottom four they're doing they're doing a marginal number that it's realistic and easy enough to hide
You know, I'll go as far as to say I think even if 10% or 15 20% of people were to viewbot
I think 90% of those people don't even touch the viewbot like somebody else is either doing it on their
Yeah, you might be getting view-botted and you're not even hitting the button.
Like, you don't even know.
Yeah, because I think very few people would even engage so openly with it.
They would just have someone do it for them or someone do it for them without their consent.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, I used to have a problem where people, it's not even a viewbot.
It's like, have you ever gotten like chat bot spammed?
Oh yeah.
Like one guy just has like 500 accounts that just spam the same message
and then you have to put your chat in shield mode, like some shit,
like something like that,
where they're just kind of dealing it for you.
But here's the deal.
It's like, you can also viewbot,
and it's just paid media.
And it's not necessarily against any rules.
What do you mean it's paid media?
You're saying like, if you were on another platform
and you're paying for views.
Yeah, like you could pay, you know, for example,
I guess, Fextra Life used to do this, right?
Like Fextra Life would have a bunch of people
going to their website for guides on how to beat
Elden Ring, and then they would have a stream
of somebody playing through Elden Ring.
and that stream would have like 20K viewers
because it'd be embedded into the site of FactureLife.
And like on paper, it's like a fine practice.
You own the website, FactureLife.
You have a FactureLife stream.
It's okay to embed your stream on FactureLife,
but your viewers are not authentic.
And I think you could pay a website to be embedded
or get paid media to promote your stream.
And it's not like, it's not bots in the same sense.
Like they're not genuine viewers
who are engaging in the stream.
Well, then wouldn't you say the same thing
about like being on Twitch front page?
Like when you go on, if you were on Twitch front page,
your views skyrocket like 10 to 12,000,
but none of them are chatting.
I mean, they're fake.
I think it's just like the same thing as like weird
like cable TV numbers just being full wrong
where it's like half the people
that you're marking down as a viewer
aren't even in the room that their TV's on.
Yeah, I think that's the-
It's just playing a show.
It's just legal view-bottom is what it is, right?
Because like they're faking the sense
that they're not genuine viewers.
not engaging with the content.
Like Amazon music streaming to 11,000 people.
I don't think I've seen it.
There's no way.
There's not one person typing in the chat right now.
Uh, and like, for example, I did a talkies TikTok.
Okay.
Talkies paid me to do a TikTok and then they wanted their
TikTok to be successful so that they could go to their boss and be like,
look, we paid this creator to make a TikTok.
It got millions of views.
Joe, they paid so much.
This TikTok has 26 million views.
Yeah.
It's just crazy paid usage and it'll be like, you could tell
when it's you can tell when it's yeah look 20 and you only 36
300 comments like the ratios the ratio is absurd that it has
26 my most you ticked off ever but it's not legitimate it's just
paid media. So I think you could do you could do that as well
with streaming and it'd be really easy to hide. I think it is
a little bit more complex than than some people think though
because it's like did you ever see the experiment out of
college they did where like 100 people in the same room joined one Twitch stream
and the view count only went up by one because like it actually gauges like
location and other factors like you can't if you were like a new Twitch
streamer and you just like pull up your own stream on like four separate
accounts it won't even give you more than one view right yeah because it'll be
like under the same internet wife yeah yeah yeah I think I don't know that's
I thought it'd be interesting to try a genuine viewbotting experiment to see like because I think the argument right now
How much are you gonna viewbot like are you gonna like you you you would have you can't viewbot yourself like thousands of viewers?
I feel like twitch would flag that like what's more realistic
I I actually I think the people at the top viewbot
Yeah, 30 like 10% of them viewbot 30 to 40 percent of their viewers
I think it's more common that like twitch streamers with like
300 viewers are botting 250 of them.
Like almost the majority of their views are botted
and they're just trying to push themselves up to like a more recognizable
twitch paid.
I feel like that might get on the recommended.
That'd be expensive. No, to you. But I have no.
I don't even know how much how much does it cost to view by?
I don't know. I haven't gone to the websites yet.
I've talked to like, I know that.
OK, I'm not 100 percent.
I know some names in the twitch sphere
that I've been told are pretty sure confirmed viewbotters and what I've been told is that they viewbot around 30 to 40% of views.
Okay, viewbotter website, if you want 750 live viewers, it's 650 a month. It's almost a dollar a viewer.
650 a month, but you're paying 75 live viewers that are going to tap into your stream, like they'll be in your stream 24 hours a day if you need them to.
Apparently they're chatters, yeah.
What do you mean they're chatters, realistic chatters like AI chat box?
Yeah, I guess. This is realistic chatters.
Hmm.
Because I actually understand the logic.
If you were to play Super Mario 64, you need 75 viewers in your top three in the category.
Yeah, if you were to start a brand new Twitch channel in your top three in the category,
like people who might click that category bouncing from another streamer who just
ended or you know, we're just curious about it and they'll be more likely to click you top three than if you're you know
I used to scroll down for you. So like I wonder how much that works if that because that's though
That's the layman's law. I don't think that's I don't think that's causing enough growth though to
Off put the cost of 650 a month to put you in that in that category the 75 viewers
It's dude is 20 bucks a week or 60 a month $60 a month for that
to end up top three.
Well, and then here's another thing that I'm wondering.
If you view bot and you run an ad,
do those boted views go to your ad revenue?
See, that's what I think the answer is no. And I think Twitch has the ability to differentiate between...
They can tell. But they're not doing anything about the numbers.
No, they're not.
Because YouTube does the same thing where YouTube can tell when something's boted,
But they're more likely to just not pay out the money for the for the the views then then remove the views
They're not trying to fucking hurt their bottom line
Yeah, it makes their platform look better if certain people have you know a
View bump, you know, I was thinking about and I think this is happening more and more
You know about paid Clippers right paid Clippers is like whatever a meta that people
I get hit up all the time by other creators going, yo, who do you pay to clip?
And I go, dude, you pay people to clip.
I mean, you're one of the few people though, who like authentically just has
people engaging in clipping.
Yeah, but they're, but I'm not paying them to clip, but they're making money
by clipping me.
Sure.
Like they're making, they're making minute clips.
That's like an old school way to do it.
The new way is where you pay people, then you're creating an
inauthentic amount of content, inorganic content that gets shoved in the
timelines.
Well, I just think if you got to pay people to clip your content sucks like yeah, but it works you
It does I know that clue that you see had a his girlfriends pregnant today. I've never watched your clavicular stream
I have no reason to know about that. I know about that because a paid clipper
But do you think that every clipper in that in that sphere is paid or it's just like some of them are paid and then some of them are like
Oh, maybe I could actually make money clipping these I think some are
I think there's like a paid cohort and then there's like a like a shoot-off of people who are trying to get that to do it full-time
And they're not paid, but I think a good amount are paid
Especially the bigger ones the only time I ever paid for clipping was when I would it wasn't even really paid for clipping
I had my own clip account back when I was smaller and I would pay a guy to make clips and I would post them on my
my official Joe Bart clips account.
Yeah, that's not even, that's different.
Yeah, I feel like that's paying an editor.
Yeah, that's just paying an editor.
Yeah.
Yeah, some people, I mean like,
some people do it in a, like, I think it's like Squeaks
does it.
Squeaks pays Clippers?
Yeah, like he doesn't want to operate his own clip channel,
but he'll like pay people to make clips
of his streams and stuff.
And it's-
That's wild to me that I feel like he would get
more authentically clipped.
I watch my chat asks me about this.
I genuinely watch Squeaks VODs.
Like, yes, I watch unedited Squeaks VODs.
OK, I think you're just high to be doing that.
Well, I mean, I do get high and I watch Squeaks.
I watch and play Mario, Super Mario Maker.
But then sometimes he gets stuck on the same level for 30 minutes.
And I go, OK, that's that's a clicker.
Let's lock it in.
Well, I think I think you can also pay.
You get the ball rolling and then you could not pay
You know yeah, like you pay and then you get enough people that actually just start clipping you to try and make money themselves
And then now you could stop but I have I have a theory is what because there's so many clipping agencies or whatever
It's like hey, we're the fucking number one clipping agency. We have a team of 200 Clippers. I
think they're doing
what
Agencies in like traditional sales have done for years, which is they're getting Clippers and
They're having them clip the content. They're putting paid media behind those clips so they get a lot of views
So then they can get the money from the creator for these paid views like everything. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Say this again. You're saying
You're saying people are clipping and then putting like when you see like a like a like a roulette or like a steak.com
Like staple on a clip or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like so the so usually the streamer
Okay, well or or maybe steak or I guess channel five is saying Peter teal
He allegedly keeps Peter teal of funding clavicular's clips, but like somebody
Okay, one of those three either steak Peter teal or the streamer pays an outside party is is funding clips for this creator
That's in connection with them and then slapping the logo on the clips of them
Yeah. And then they'll also pay for paid media for those clips.
So those clips get even more views.
So then whoever's paying for that has to pay more money.
Because the I had a problem.
I think that does happen, but I've also had my own issue where there's accounts
that do clip me and then they do put ads over those views and I have to like
copyright ban them because they start promoting like offshore gambling sites.
Other clips of me just talking reached out to by stake.
Yeah, I think that's why steak.
And yeah, it's usually reels creator.
It's more than tech talk, like reels creators.
I have to copyright ban.
I thought they'll promote.
Oh my God, you watch a reels creator and then they're like, hold up.
Watch this $50 blackjack bet in the middle of the reel.
It is an instant mute for me.
Oh my God, when they go there, they're actually they're doing a tech talk video
and they're like, oh, hold up.
Let me see if I could pay this for this with my rain bed.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe not.
I'm like, wow, I mean, talk about brute forcing a fucking ad in a video.
I'm gonna see if I can pay for this Mexican food with his roulette and then it's and then and then you go back to it.
Yeah. Yeah. Gambling does seem to pay for everything, but I don't know.
I feel like everything's fake all the way down.
Except for clavicular, which I do get on my feet authentically.
But that's also why I'm tech talk.
That's on Twitter.
Well, I mean, claps all over Twitter.
I just think those kick channels are all over Twitter. Yes, like I think any any like dude neon clav
Any kick streamer I'm seeing on Twitter more than anyone. Yeah, it is crazy. How much they run that website?
Yeah
Are you taking a poop? Well?
Yeah, I'm gonna go take a shit. Thank you for sorry for interrupting your stream
I wanted to just ramble about that real quick
I thought that's a really fun topic.
You're good, bro.
Enjoy the shit.
I'll see you at the day.
If you ever do that video, good luck with it.
I don't know if I can.
I think the reputation hate will be too hard
because I will just be a guy who did viewbot for real.
Yeah.
But it is a good experiment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, well, have a good rest of your stream, bro.
I have to go pee pee.
All right.
Chat next week. Joe viewers.
Tim is our high viz. Oh yeah.
Okay, we have to actually figure it out right now so that next week we can just jump into it.
But I have been trying to prove all year that I'm a phenomenal gamer.
That has been the goal of this year for me.
I'm gunning for gamer of the year.
I'm trying to right the wrongs in my past where people look at me as a guy who's dog
shit at video games.
And to do that, I have the return of the god gamer gauntlet.
The idea of the God Gamer Gollum, pretty simple, we've done in the past.
We have to win 10 games in a row.
These are all online competitive games.
They could be single player, multi player, but they have to be against other real people.
If I lose any of the games, I have to restart to the top of the order.
Let me give you the list of games that I think would be good.
It is like Lovers vs. the World, but it is single player.
It is single player.
For this the games that I want to win. Okay the games that I want in here
MCSR speedrunning I'm down minecraft
Okay, it's not necessarily the order. I'll do it in but yes MCS are
Rocket League 100%
Okay, Street Fighter 6. I need to start grinding it. I have my match against Tyler
Rivals of ether I have to grind for my my Evo entrance
CS2. Okay, that's gonna be our one of our team games. What should I do? Should I do ones for?
Should I do ones for Rocket League or threes? Probably threes, right? League of Legends. Okay.
Slay the Spire 2. It can't be Slay the Spire 2 because it has to be against somebody else.
You should do twos in Rocket League.
Okay, I'll do twos.
Um, chess?
Geogacer.
Okay, these ones are good because they're relatively short.
I think they're both good though.
Let's throw it in.
Chess?
Geogacer?
What else do we got?
These have to be multiplayer games.
I could do Valorant, but it seems a little bit similar to CS2.
I could do Pokemon Showdown.
I could also do Pokemon champions. How hard is the pub matchmaking in Pokemon champions?
How hard is that?
Is it harder than a ran bet in I assume it's easier than showdown because I'm going up against literal children I
I think you need a fortnight in there
Maybe a fall guys how many is that one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven? Okay? I can cut one. I
Can cut one here
I could cut fortnight and wrap it up with fall guys
Pretty fucking asset for tonight
Or I could cut fall guys and wrap it up with fortnight. I
Think the battle royale being the last one's kind of fun though. I
Think the order I would do this in for real if I were to do it. I would start chess
then go Geo guesser
then go rocket league actually maybe I do chess then rocket league I think chess
rocket league Street Fighter surely you go from shortest to longest yeah
Generally you want to go shortest to longest
chess Rocket League Street Fighter CS no
Geo guesser rivals
And then you go to like CS to
Pokemon's pretty short right
Let a wheel decide no no no trust me that would make it miserable
League of legends, I think this is my like dream order here, right?
What am I missing what am I missing how I'm missing something no one two three four five six seven eight oh
MCSR
MCS are as my penultimate game not a bad not a bad shout
So I'd have to solo queue all these games in win 10 in a row do this would be fucking hard
Why not go from the hardest to the easiest?
Because you get a you get fewer runs in if you were to do that
You know I mean like
You get your runs when it goes far I
I don't know I think there's math somebody's better at math could answer you
Add super auto pets daily now
I really want them to be 1v1s fall guys as an enders kind of brutal
Yeah, fall guys might not be the best. I mean I could do fortnight as my ender. I think fortnight might be a better ender
You get stuck on chess. I mean
I'm not gonna lie. I
I think I can do this right now.
Tim, we don't still have that tool, do we?
The one that we use with Connor.
now that was his mods, can you hit up his mods? can we movie?
do a little... little jacking?
to do a little jacking. Can we take it? Okay, what was my order? I just said it moments ago.
Okay, I genuinely think I'm still really nasty at chess. Chess Rocket League Street Fighter.
I'm actually kind of washed at, hold on, let me put that later, GEO guesser, Rivals of
Ether, Pokemon Showdown, Street Fighter 6, CS2, League, MCSR, Fortnite, boom, this is
my list what an ugly ass layout though huh total splits 10 10 total splits but I
don't need all the splits in it just show me three splits and then show me the
upcoming one I don't think I need previous segment either right
the
I think this is kind of money
I term of this
I didn't hit okay, it's on me, it's on me, I didn't hit okay.
Let me just give it a shot.
I'm just curious how it'll go for real.
Let me just give it a shot.
It can't hurt to try.
can't hurt to try. I just want to give it a shot. I think, I think I've genuinely gotten
better at games though. I don't know. I'm feeling real high after that fucking Geo Gesserit tournament
I won yesterday. Maybe that's it. I would play rapid chess. I might even play bullet
chess, bro. Here's the deal. What is my chess ranking right now? I'm kind of high
ranked. Oh no, my bolt's kind of low.
Look at the last game on my chest account.
Is this not insane?
The last game on my chest account against Hikaru Nakamura?
Is that not fucking crazy?
That's the last person I've ever played ever.
Okay.
Maybe a flex.
is the second highest ranked person in the world.
You lost?
He's number two!
I made it 34 moves!
Ludwig, it's my birthday today and in two weeks I am graduating from ASU.
I am starting petition to have you speak at graduation.
What do you think?
I don't think I would be a good commencement speaker for Arizona.
Actually, you know what?
Maybe I fucking would be.
We had Howard Schultz jerking off about how he made Starbucks.
That was the whole thing.
He said yeah, we picked a mermaid with her tits out and now all of a sudden I'm a billionaire
Now I'm in a politics. My name is Howard Schultz
Let me push it out of politics because it didn't start out very well for him. So you know what fuck it
Yeah, start the start the trend, dude
It's a siren not a mermaid. Are you on Howard's side? Not mine. What's going on?
All right lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in the God gamer goblin is a challenge where we
I said lock-in.
Alright boys!
We have the God Gamer Gottlit, a challenge to prove that I am a godlike gamer.
The way it works is simple.
We have 10 total games.
I have to win all 10 in a row.
These are online multiplayer games against real people.
If I lose a single one, I have to restart to the very beginning.
This challenge might take me months to do.
Today is day one.
Let's see how good I am.
We're starting off with chess.
Now, for chess, the reason we start with this, because it's one of the quickest, we're
going to do a bullet game of chess.
It's going to be a standard game.
We're going to do three minutes on the clock.
You know what?
Maybe I can even do a one minute game.
I can do bullet noplets.
I just have to win a game online.
It's better for it to be shorter.
let me try a bullet game. So this this means I literally have a minute on the clock. Okay.
Yep. Yep. Yep. We defend. So I almost know the opening verbates verbatim. Okay, this is
a pretty bad opening for them. All things considered here. Yeah, x-ray on the king
here with the White Bishop. Looks like maybe that's the play by this person here. So we're
just going to back out one if he goes down. Looks like he's attacking. There's a reason
I should take. Yes, it kind of ruins his pawn structure. I think it's worth a take here.
It does kind of connect the pawns in the center, but that's alright. We'll just back
out a bit. He's probably going to go here. We're just going to go down one. Maybe
I can even go out here for a check. I don't hate that either. Okay, what is he going for?
This doesn't attack anything legitimately. I can't go here because you can go back. Yeah,
that doesn't work. You know what? Let's go here. Let's create an escape route for the
king. Okay, Knight moves back. A scoosh, a scoosh. I have 20 seconds of the clocks.
need to go a little bit faster. This is a throwaway move. This is really not worth my time, but
I had no other ideas. Bullets quite quick. Okay, I'm kind of attacking right here right
now. Let's see if he falls for it. This is just a bullet bait. This is a bullet bait.
There's really no thought behind this move, except for simply if he goes there, he'll
be a little fucked okay let's attack this maybe okay oh my god this bullets
very fast okay so I have an idea this is this is called bullet cheese I'm gonna
a pre move here. Checks we have to do another pre move. GG. Bullet cheese GG that's one win
next game. Next game. Next game we're going to Rocket League. Obviously sacrificing the
queen isn't good but if he's going to pre move he cannot pre move under check so it
It makes them have to come up with a new move.
That is one win, baby.
That is one win.
All right, let's go to Rocket League.
I actually think I'm really good at Rocket League compared to people in my rank.
So I think I might just win this easily.
Are you already out of the tournament?
Okay, half of all competitors are out of the, maybe 75% are out.
I felt like crazy to be out of the tournament. My whole computer is lagged.
Do you ever game that when you, when you alt-tab out of it, it like makes your entire computer shit itself crazy style? Or is that a me problem?
Some games I alt-tab and my whole computer every monitor goes black, like an EMP has just dropped. Check it out.
it up I probably just lagged insane I don't do it's a windows thing bro windows
This is so fucking ass.
I didn't even open.
It's a resolution problem.
Bro, it should just fucking work.
It's 2026, man.
typing AI prompts and I can't even okay let's just do oh my god 2v2 doubles match this is ranked
this is a ranked match part of the rules for the god gamer gauntlet every match must be ranked
every match must be ranked
No use full screen use borderless dude it's 2026 chat is it normal to do best of threes in this or is it best of ones for rocket league
I got a what a pinch thanks for the boost I missed fuck
Good air dribble. Oh my god, almost in. Easy demo. Are you kidding? Fuck that! What
a horrible play by my teammates! The timer's frozen. Yeah, we're just gonna deal with
boys
Okay, my teammates actually a fucking dog who just runs at the ball
What are you doing you can't be real bro
are you serious there's no way
Oh my god, he's such a fucking robot.
Oh my god, you're a robot.
there's no way that was actually unlucky my boost my boost fuck I went way too
forward. Fuck, I just entered that goal. I entered. I entered. I entered. I entered.
I entered. My teammate. He's actually SSL.
Okay, centered here.
Okay. Good job. Good job.
Fuck they have no boost
No fuck Lord wig
Okay
Dude good chow fuck
Nice, good bounce, nice!
Oh my god no.
Okay, we can win this. We can win this. What a bad bounce.
29 we can win this
My lucky wood that's it
My god, what are you doing on the wall? What are you doing on the wall teammate?
47 seconds
No, he's like a dog bro
Where's my teammate?
Fuck.
No.
Fuck!
Okay.
Shit!
Okay.
Fuck.
Alright, we lose. Shit, okay. It's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
Yes! Good one! Good one! Good one! Okay.
It's fine. It's fine. I just win another chess game. It literally takes a minute.
It takes a minute. Like, what do we stress about?
Okay, we're back to the top of the order.
Taking longer than usual to connect.
I'm getting sold out in my favorite video game.
Hello?
Rocket League should be first?
No, no, no.
You don't understand the logic.
The fastest game should be first.
Why am I 970 rating?
Okay, now we should go fast.
Nice.
Fuck, I missed that?
Fuck, I'm an idiot for that.
I'm
Shit
07 restart the timer it's fine it's fine I'm better in the black I'm better in the
black King's Gambit accepted okay yep what the fuck is he doing what is this
bullshit it's not fucking chess you're playing like a like a damned knee and
or fall
What? What? What?
Fuck!
Oh my god this guy's an ugly piece of shit.
We're signed. Fuck it. Run it. Yeah, run it. Run it back. Run it back. Run it back.
Okay, I'm better with the white. Okay, Alex that's
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Fuck pinned pinned!
I'm not sure what this is about, but I'm not sure what this is about.
Ha ha!
Yes!
I'm going to kill you.
3
2
1
Okay, I'm locked in. Get Joe for Rocket League. Okay, part of the rules of the GodGamerGrawling
Challenge is that you're not allowed to use any teammates to help carry you through, otherwise
you're not really experimenting with your level of skill. You're trying to see what
your relationships are to get you through things.
I'm playing windowed. I can barely see anything I
Got you. I got you say don't worry
Look at that. Look at the house. Hey now right up the wall now with a phone. Okay, I got you
With the bomb okay hold up that's actually nasty, bro
Hit the hit the lift and the bump. Oh my god, that's actually a gold level goal
It's me it's me it's me it's me it's me my mom my mom my mom
Okay, where's the finish? Ah
Fuck I missed my bump
Jose, what was that? Jose, where are you going?
Good job.
Oh my god, good aerial.
Holy shit, these guys are horrible. Holy shit, these guys are genuinely horrible.
These guys are genuinely ass from a butt.
it's you it's you it's you it's you oh my god you're just gonna oh my god they
oh my god he dequeued bitch he left a cop match pussy he fucking quit loser
behavior okay GG GG GG GG next next next next next
okay Geo guest here
okay single player that's just a duel right is it multiplayer
Silver 3.
Should I do no move?
What's turbo?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
No move 30 second rounds?
Oh I should do turbo.
Oh my god I'm doing it.
Oh fuck I'm doing it.
I think I think oh my strongest regions are Northmass, Acure, Justine, Columbia,
Spain.
Taiwan- Oh. Uh...
Uh, Italy maybe?
No.
Southern Hemisphere?
I- I'm gonna go like Peru.
I'm gonna go like Peru.
I don't think it's Europe. I- I- I think it's like Peru. I think it's like a snowy region in Peru.
I think we're Southern Hemisphere. I think this guy's a fucking idiot. He's going Russia. He's a stone-cold idiot
Okay, bottom of Chile makes more sense for the snow bottom of Chile makes more sense of the snow that makes sense, but I knew South America
Okay driving on the right looks European. Nope, maybe
I think it's South America again, yeah?
Fuck.
Brazil!
Okay, it was literally Natal.
Brazil!
Okay.
Fuckin'?
All right, it looks to be for sure this time European suns in the south northern hemisphere. It just looks like a random-ass road
I don't know it could be anywhere could be Spain it could be
Poland it could be France
Definitely think it's European though. I think it's
Western European I
Think could be France. I'm just gonna go Spain here call it a day
Call it a day
It was spain. Good call. Good call. And I'm closer. So I'm stacking molt. He's at 3x molt.
Watch for high water, okay? Probably America could maybe be another English-speaking country.
These look like American houses though. Basketball hoop out front. Brick houses. That looks
Like a Ford looks like a lake over here. I don't know like a rich suburb in Milwaukee
I'm gonna go outside of fucking just like a summer in Chicago. I don't know Midwest outside of Chicago. Could be Texas. I guess
Yeah, it's Texas
Part of me thought it might be Texas
Maybe I should have trusted my gut though just the housing style of Texan, but I just saw the lake
So I kind of jumped on it, but they have lakes in Texas
Uh, moped? Interesting. Uh, C dot WC. Interesting, interesting. Moped's? That's a rice hat.
Probably Southeast Asia, right? Uh, any telephone poles? Any telephone poles?
Not that I can see. Ha, I'm just...
Cambodia! On everything it's Cambodia!
fuck! that's right he has no mold, he has no mold, it was Indonesia
okay we got a truck, we got another truck, I don't know it seems like an American suburb
right? leasing, okay now leasing, that license plate is interesting though it looks maybe
New Mexican. It seems to the foliage doesn't seem to Mexican. I think it's more east coasts.
Kentucky, Kentucky, Kentucky, Tennessee. I don't know. The license plate would be Mexican,
but the foliage looks east coast. I'm closer. Shove it. Shove it. I'm at 5x right now.
Okay, if I get a little bit closer, I win.
Pizza Grandes, Espanol.
I think...
Pizza?
I don't know, it could be Mexico?
Huawei?
I think it's just Mexico straight up.
I think it's just Mexico straight up. I think it's just Mexico straight up.
I hope I'm not wrong. I'm pretty sure it's Mexico though. GG. Yeah, it's Mexico. GG. GG.
GG. GG, your ass. Quit. Okay, four games in a row right now. Riles B for two. That was
That's pretty good. We got a few countries there. That actually wasn't bad. We got a few countries in
This is your game you better not lose I should win this I should win this
You're so rude for no fucking reasons actually making you consider that something
Presso you call me an Epsilon almost every month on Twitter
Contest with K'drew's fire dude K'drew's one of my favorite streamers
Top five favorite streamers for me right now bro. Give me K'drew give me squeaks give me no online give me
Joe Bart not just cuz he rated me although that doesn't hurt
And then a woman sorry
Maybe that pisses some of you guys off, but that's my list.
Give an example, typical men trying to divide women.
Deplace Slade, this is the new character.
Fuck, this is the new character that has like all the gizmos and gadgets in the chest.
That cat kills me.
Don't ever look at my chat history.
Love you, Ludd.
Also, Tim needs a paid vacation.
What?
Tim actually just signed up for a vacation.
You're such a pussy!
No way no way what the fuck are the coins doing stop taking my money
Yes!
No way!
Fuck
No
What the fuck is this stupid ass character Dan
How does that
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Why do you just make a Mario noise?
There was no way.
No, there's no way oh my god, that was way too much how do I get
hits
No fucking idiot
What the fuck is this fucking young link bullshit
There's no way I didn't grab that.
There's no way he read that!
Fuck!
I can't lose in my game.
What is this guy bro he's at a hundred seventy seventy not dead
He's at a hundred seventy seven like let's be real
He just does a slide-off hit
No way.
Fuck dude, this boomerang's annoying.
annoying. How does he get the boomerang?
I
It's fine it's a best of three it's a best of three. I didn't lose the best three
It's a best of three I don't lose the best of three I'm fine. I don't reset it's a best of three
I didn't lose to the best of three
Making up rules it's a best of three built into the game itself dude. You guys being fucking weird
God he plays like a
There's no way you play like this
I hate the fucking down air bro it's so cringed fucking just bouncing on my shields
I'm not going to let you do that.
No!
You
Grab that!
Where's my jump?! He killed himself! Yes! Okay, thank God!
Oh
We're still in
I had no clue they put you in the game presso what
Watch yourself
I've gained 10 pounds. I'm sensey
No way I read that!
of
Oh
No way.
No way, I'm living.
That was bad, that was bad, that was bad, that was bad, that was bad, double grab, that was bad, I agree, I agree, I agree.
That was a good percentage though.
Yes, Big F's! Big F's! Big F's!
Oh my god, what was that parry?
Oh my god, he's waiting, he's waiting.
ho
No
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck chop chop chop chop
How the fuck does he roll behind?
How, how, how, how, how?
Oh my god his DI is so fucking horrible.
Okay okay dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub
Alright, should I go CS2 or should I go to fucking Pokemon showdown?
I might remove Pokemon showdown.
I don't think Pokemon showdown is a good play for me.
I haven't played Pokemon showdown in so long.
I think Pokemon showdown is a mistake.
I think Pokemon should have the fucking mistake right now.
Change rules mid.
I the the goals to do 10 the order doesn't I choose the order.
You guys are saying change rules because I made up the fucking challenge.
Like, yeah, I'm John basketball.
So so we've done we've done one, two, three, four, we're on a four win streak right now.
God, Street Fighter would fuck me right now.
I haven't fucking Street Fighter would fuck me so bad.
All right, let me just try counter strike.
I should practice anyway.
We have a tournament tomorrow.
What are he saying?
If I win this game, I also get my CS2 Premiere rank.
You can sub for the CS2 minor?
Oh, okay.
I appreciate that, Arky.
Surely nobody would not show up to my event though.
If this is a knife it counts as one of my wins.
Deal?
Definitely will place 5k.
If this is a blue it counts as one of my wins.
Deal?
Okay, if this is any color except for pink or higher, it counts as one of my wins.
I would have been insane. I would have been insane. Okay.
Okay, we got this.
So here's the deal after this I think I go street fighter because I actually think I
can win a street fighter plot match no problem like I think I'm if I just have to spend a
bit of time in the custom menu I've been played league in so long I'm so rusty Bantu maps
which maps am I worse I don't know Nubis at all I don't know overpass at all let's
I'll see
Holy fuck. What is my MMR?
Holy fuck
Why is everyone in this lobby 15k?
Holy shit, what is going on?
Oh no
What happened?
Gucci Ablai bird is
15,000 for oh no my MMR is way too high
What up, squad?
My name's Derrick.
Oh god damn it!
Alright!
I can win any matchup as long as I swing with confidence.
Every head is one shot in this game.
My sense is wrong. My sense is wrong.
Fuck.
Shit.
I
Fuck you should have stayed talked I should have stayed talked that would have been better
Yes, come on go G
Let's go! Let's go! I actually went crazy that round by the way. Literally top damage
on the team. Is it crazy to buy an AK round too? It is right? You'll fall me into B.
I will go out first for you guys. I will be a brave soldier. I promise you
P90 on my body
I lead I'm a leader
Why does one of them have a northern lion profile picture?
Sleepy two has a northern blind profile picture on my team
Let's go
Wait, we might genuinely win this shit.
What do you buy round 2?
It's a bonus, right?
Anyone have a eagle?
I think I'll fucking kill myself.
I guess I'll fucking kill myself.
Now I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
the
Fuck I should have waited fuck dude. We're letting this guy get a fucking ace
Nice nice nice nice nice nice good up good up good up okay. Oh my god shout out northern lion
I can smoke with mid window
Fuck I'm gonna miss it. Yeah. Yeah, I got a line up fuck. I might fuck it up now. I'm nervous
Fuck if I miss this I'm sorry fuck yes
Swinging
We're like 3a
I got my mid window smoke though, so what's your what's your a lineup my a lineup
Oh, I can smoke CT, I got it.
Yeah, what do you think?
What do you think it's been like a thousand on cases to open it.
bro the timing's crazy there the timing's crazy there bro
we got window smoke we got connector smoke yeah smoke window smoke window
I might slow play palace
Do my windows would miss
No, no, she just turned to early
I'm walking on it
I shot
can wrap back a main I have it
oh behind me he's behind me my fucking headphones are so bad I could have
sworn on everything use connector they jump through connector to window that
must have been what happened right oh there's two no there's two that's the
issue I thought there's one left
no there's one
I
Hey me and you bro Shack and Kobe
But Kobe's a bit broke can you buy me an AK some of that
sleepy? you got any money?
uh, sleepy-toe?
yeah
have a really late smoke mid window
I'm gonna go through be man
Yeah, it's still falling. Yeah, yeah
They push through be man, I think we probably take beef your connector
They just push B. Oh, yeah
I
Nice
What is that fucking gun that I just got shot with
What is that fucking gun skinny fat boy thinking the 10 gifted sobs man, thank you
What is that guy?
What am I gonna get by the swag fucking seven?
How the fuck is that gun that good?
Fuck I miss my
Loki we save one
Okay, okay
I'm going to try to pass it on right here.
Let's put this fight together and figure it out.
There's another one.
Oh, we got a lobby.
one's window
one's dead
hey kiyomi
nice
I feel like I didn't do that bad
I lowkey got my guy, I did some damage on another guy, like I did my job that round.
It's alright, it's alright.
Yeah, I should have been in it.
It wasn't an easiest 1v2, but fuck that, it was a big one.
I did my job that game, bro.
It was it was an eco too
I think we can do a late a-pop that they use all their utile early like if you just throw one flash over
I'll do my miss mode just to keep him off the trail though
one house.
Jim Depp.
One's up in the jungle.
I'm on a fucking glitch. I'm not even lying
You're just yourself.
of the
mid cat to be a love it
I'm gonna go man. I don't know what is windows round. I can't afford to smoke
I'm sorry?
There's nothing left in it!
Oh, fuck.
There's nothing left.
Fuck.
One more marked.
I lost a bit.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I
Yeah
now I'm smoking I'm coming
fuck fuck
okay, one of them
one of them, this is our carry
fuck dude
I hit them too, I hit them 67
fuck man
I don't even think I'm playing that bad. I'm doing the second most damage
That's right T side is easier or harder
We're going four to a you had a beast
right yes man good shit easy for ends ends ends ends time to whip out my secret
Power the XM one apps
that's it that's it that's it that's the next time both sides both sides
what
What?
Pitcher.
7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, 7 up, this is good, this is good, this is winnable.
This is actually genuinely fucking winnable.
easy for ants, ants, ants, ants, easy for the ants
One mid? Two mid, two mid.
Pushing cat, pushing cat.
Three there, three there, three there.
He said flashing for me, so I trusted it, but I don't know if that flash fucking hit.
I wasn't gonna swing and then he said flashing for you, so I swung.
Pushing cat. One ladder. Yeah, ladder now.
I think you died before pops no I heard it pop 100% how do they have an op round three
what and I did so much damage to I just didn't finish any of my food I did I
I generated so much damage.
I'm broke bitch.
What the other bot me?
Gotcha.
Oh, I'm fine.
It'll be fine.
Oh my...
I
Beacom a beard
They're all dead. They're literally all dead. I was looking around. They're all dead.
What am I looking for? They're all fucking dead. I'm looking around. For what? For what?
I know easy for ends ends ends ends sleep are you going with that thing
I'll take my shit to apps
Two more two more
Woo!
Last apps last apps tag
500 ms reaction you understand that I shot the guy and
Another guy killed me right it was not a reaction issue. I
I killed a guy another guy killed me. I did my job
What is my job to slow down the push of the enemy team? Yes
So if they are slowed down, I did not fail. I succeeded. I
Think they're gonna go I think they're gonna go
I think you're gonna go mid connector
You're gonna go mid this round
I think it's not true.
Nice.
One thousand.
One more.
Two.
Yup, I would have fucking killed him too, but I didn't need to.
My NAid probably pushed him into that corner.
Wow, I'm actually pretty good at this game.
What the tweak?
That was kind of awesome.
then you and Lee scared to clap out of him.
I'm gonna play connector this round, it's a good idea.
Come in, come in, come in.
Two more, two more. Last under, yep.
I got my guy. Maybe I should have tucked though.
I knew they were going to go mid to connector, bro.
I should have played it a little further back, but that high low swing was good.
of the
of
the
of
the
could be up, I'm not watching BB
I think it has to be a good one.
I'm strong.
Flash behind.
I should be fast.
I'm kind of scared that we're going to lose this, I'm on a win streak right now, I need
to win this.
Fucking save.
Fucking save!
They're just kind of crushing us mid.
Take your save, missame.
Bro, you go to Samus.
They're crushing us mid right now.
Fucking mid again.
She mid?
Two revs, two revs!
Coming out, right.
Two side.
Alright, let's try.
Oh, shit. There's a universe I get to there, but that's a tough...
Fuck, we need to fucking win!
I think they beat in our ass maybe to do some shit there.
Because we're able to just pinch.
Yeah, I feel like they're beating our ass there.
Flash over.
Flash bright.
Three blind.
No one else.
Probably absent, yeah.
I don't see them.
Oh, they're waiting. They're waiting from under there holding it with bomb
I think they just trapped in apartments right now
I'm rotating back there.
Smoke.
Let's go.
one debris of this one yeah thanks a lady
Yes!
Good fucking round!
Good fucking round, dude!
Can I get a buy?
Yeah.
Do you want to go aggro mid again or what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take control.
You can't find you guys over here.
Come on guys.
He's on the left side, he's on the left side.
He crossed.
Good call!
Floodwig!
He's left side, he's left side. He crossed.
Good coms, Ludwig!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yeah, I think we got the fire part of the whole med here. We should maybe give up. I'm gonna go away
I think it's faker, I think it's faker, nothing powers atleast.
of
the
death of the death of
death of
Yeah, twitch.tv slash weeks.
Yikes, but 10 T.
Did I genuinely?
Didn't play bad.
Like I'm happy with how I played.
Obviously I went crazy negative,
but like this is a high-skill lobby.
I made it a 1v1 in the final round.
Like that's my job there.
I don't need to clutch that.
I made it a 1v1.
I feel like that's good.
I put us in a situation to win the game.
That's pretty good.
Your job's to win the game.
Not everybody on the teams of Braun James, not everybody on the teams Luke
Canard.
Some people come out and they need to put up brawny sized numbers.
And I put up brawny sized numbers today.
Check the prediction.
Okay. Why are we making this the prediction mods? Is this the run? No, 100%. Yes, 0%. Dude. Okay. You can at least like, is he gonna, is he gonna PB this front? You know what I mean? Like, you know.
Okay, I think I might stick with CS for now. I think I'm going to stick with CS for now.
I'm not going to move back to the, we have our new PB. It's four for the Godgamer Gauntlet.
We'll try it later this week, but I'm not going to keep trying more runs today because
I need to practice more CS too. I just need to practice more CS too. I can't get off.
would be it would be stupid to get off CS because we had the tournament tomorrow
who uh who trying to frag let's see if anyone of my team trying to win
Let's open a case for good luck and call.
Okay, this is a knife.
Straight up I give somebody a chat of $1,000.
Tough.
If this is blue I give somebody a chat of $5.
Okay I give this up.
Technically it's $6.
You owe me a dollar.
Asrak Azur, you owe me a dollar.
I
Need that shit that shit
What time tomorrow the tournament will start at noon, but I'm probably gonna go live at like 11 o'clock
Is Timmy live grinding I feel like it wouldn't help for me to do with Timmy though
I mean, I guess it would because we're on a team so it up with comms. He's early in a game. Okay. I'm gonna play a game without Timmy
Myung is playing Tomodachi life. She's just so unserious bro. Myung our tournament's
fucking tomorrow. Okay if I pull this knife Myung is better than me at CSGO.
What the fuck? What's the chance for her to turn it tomorrow? Okay so here's the
deal guys. There's a tournament tomorrow. It starts at noon. I'll go live at
11 o'clock before, just for a little warm-up, get the people in the crowd going crazy. There's no crowd, but, you know, proverbial crowd.
The teams are as follows, alright? Every team is captained by a CS player, and then they have drafted a varying level of skill teammates, okay?
So, so here it is, anyway. My team is Team Shroud, right? This is by far the worst team in the tournament, no shade to Shroud.
It's just because a Shroud doesn't play CS2. He's kind of a fake CS2 guy.
Timmy's very good, but he's not, he doesn't have that many reps compared to some of the other people.
Ron, Ron is kind of a gamer, but you know, hasn't practiced one day. His gaming skills basically fell off the moment he started doing IRL.
A jokester who can't take things seriously like might end up being a bit of a liability.
Mi Young is a bit of an aimer, but doesn't like the game of CS2, so she doesn't study it too deeply.
And then I am, uh, bad.
Full stop. I'm probably one of the worst in the event.
Uh, so that's our team.
Uh, this is the best team. Okay. Jordan, nothing Gilbert. Drafted Aiden and Nick Yingling. Nick Yingling. Um...
I'll just say it, bro. Nick Yingling and Aiden have ruined this event. Okay, I'm just gonna say it how it is.
Aiden is the one who wanted to do a CS2 event. So he came where we had another event. It fell through
He said guys, what if he did a CS2 event? I'll do all the invites for all the players later
You don't have to worry about that. I go, okay, let's do it. So he deals with all the invites, right?
Sneaks his buddy Yingling in there and then as a to he's in a private group chat with all the captains, right?
Hear me out. He's in a private group chat with all the captains as a to it makes sense
Okay, what does he do as the TO with his private group chat?
He messages all the coaches and he says, hey guys, just so you know, me and Nick, you can
have a great chemistry together because they play almost every day on work hours.
They barely work these two.
So he said, if you draft a group, make sure you draft me and you and Link together.
All right.
Now, Jordan, nothing to give a fuck about any of the streamers in this event, right?
He probably doesn't even know who I am.
He said there's a lot of tournament.
He said, I don't know who that is.
I'm just here to compete for money.
The only thing he reads is the TO saying,
hey, I have a good chemistry with this guy, Nick Yingling.
His first two drafts, Nick Yingling and Aiden Calvin.
Interesting.
Then he goes off to draft Courage JD, who's very good.
Courage has been gaming for a long time.
And Noko, who's also very good,
who was drafted last pick.
I don't even know why.
I think Noko is like 14k or something, 15k.
Like that team's gonna win the event,
it's gonna be a snoozer
and I'm gonna make fun of Aiden after.
That is my genuine game plan.
I already have prepped the rig delegations.
I'm waiting for Aiden to win it
so that I can make fun of him
for the tournament that he ran for.
Cause I think he as a,
and he's about to learn the lesson
that as a someone who runs the event,
you can't care more about winning the event
than the event being electric.
I've run into this issue in the past, people say a lot of egreguses own event to win them.
I haven't won my own event in years.
And now I just run awesome events that I don't win.
But I will say to the other captain's credits, Austin CS's team could win.
Austin CS, Aero CS, Masayoshi, Quarter Jade, Valkyrie.
That's a very strong team.
That is a very strong team.
Alright, and then the final team is Good Vibes.
I think they have no shot at winning.
It is Squeaks, Flom, Fusely, Hanner, and Nakey Jakey.
I think they have no shot at winning, but they're going to probably make lifelong friendships.
You won your basketball event?
Yeah, but I was not a coach in that.
I was not a coach in that, bro.
I was dressed.
Also, I'm flattered.
I'm flattered that you are suggesting
that I am good enough at basketball to have made an outsized impact
two of one out of that. I'm flattered.
Hanners 18K. I'm not, I don't, I didn't ever specify Hanner.
I never said Hanner is the issue.
All I said, is that, yo, what up, y'all, my name's Derek.
Alright, I will be your Mujahideen soldier, I will dive in to be, follow my body, I will
be a meat shield for you guys.
His name is Monica Zinlinski.
They shouldn't have too much utility, uh, pistol round.
Bad?
Dude, check site dummies?
Alright, I actually did my job great there.
I did my job great there.
Oh my god, damn, I actually played very good.
Do they call it apartments in this game?
Shouldn't it be apps for the team?
Sorry
I got him.
I get that back.
You know?
What?
You get that AK man.
Damn, no bruising on me.
Come on.
Don't die next time, brother.
Follow me through apps.
I got you.
brother
Fall me through apps I got you
Fucking jellyfish was streamer now
No
I might have done 99 damage.
It does sound like a streamer a little bit.
Could ask my quality.
of
I
Got to take your time
No time
Does he have a kid?
How do you tell if he has a kid is it a blue wire
Yeah, he's excited never mind a fucking life
I thought when music started
Not much man, I'm just trying to get a rank in premiere
Don't be nervous, bro, I mean, small.
of
I don't know what anything's called open a call out map.
Oh, that's a good idea.
I'm going to go with Monica Zinlinski because this dude seems kind of cracked.
There's only two there y'all. There's only two there. What was that fucking Molly? There's
There's one guy with a USP y'all.
I have no armor by the way, sir.
That's gonna hit the smoke.
It missed.
Oh no, yeah, I got extinguished.
That's gonna be crazy.
Yeah, or banana.
If I unlock a knife in front of these guys right now, they're gonna fucking geek.
That's tough, back to him.
Come on, go, come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, you can do it, you can do it.
Wanda fucking run this guy down.
I'm so bad. It was a good swing. Just my shots were so bad there. Just counter swing
I can slow it down, bro.
Ah.
Can you save here? Or...
I think I can buy it.
What we got?
Yeah, got it.
No one will get down, we'll find it.
I got something loading.
I'm reloading crazy.
Ah, good save though, good save.
Is that a 30 year old wearing a Netspin shirt?
Yeah, my friend got it for me.
It's probably the shirt I get the most comments on when I wear.
Okay, maybe one solo, fake B, go late, A.
Yeah, yeah, sorry, fake A, go be late.
I'm kind of loud though.
Crossing.
Fuck.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Ants, ants, ants, ants, ants, ants, ants, ants, ants.
I did not get flashed so hard that I dropped my gun.
I accidentally pressed H, which switches the side the gun's on.
And then I tried to press H to switch it back, but I pressed G.
Give me a little credit here.
I'm not a stone cold idiot.
I didn't fucking get flashed and go, oh shit.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Seven damage.
Oh my god, he's so loud.
Tough.
Did I must have done 97 damage, bro?
I did 96!
And the only reason I died is because my opponent hit me with a fucking grenade that did 4 damage.
So his 96 and 4 put me over the edge.
I should have won the fight!
I thought that was so smart, but I just get fucking shot in the head and then I die instantly.
I guess he's just looking that way anyway, so it doesn't even fucking help me.
I must have waited for him to cross over me.
Maybe I could have waited for him to cross over me.
But he just, he looks down and just fucking shoots to where he's looking.
Oh no, he's dead.
Oh, he's dead.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's push through mid wave.
I love that
Okay, I think we can spill out be I'll be brave I'll run out. I'm just gonna get a smoke for the Molly
We can just rush it up. Yeah, BBB
Bodies
I'll smoke the mall. I just keep running
I
My god, so I kind of lied
two
of
two
of
No time, right?
Woo!
Let's go!
Oh, I don't have the sound effect.
and
You got a lead.
What?
He's going to wrap you.
Gramps, rats.
A great deal of booms.
No! Hey, you bastard!
What my voice?
I don't know, I thought that first shot of church didn't hit him, to be honest.
Ah!
Oh!
Nice shot of who we are.
Alright, here's plainware.
I'll play B.
Yeah, I'll agree. I'll agree now you're nervous, bro.
You're nervous.
I'm so nervous, bro.
I'll play Aps.
I've never seen that spot.
close.
Okay, we just gotta save, it's fine.
Easy for ants, ants, ants, ants.
Battery low.
There's a 1v4 motherfucker.
There's a genuine 1v4.
I don't think that was the difference.
I
How did he get both?
Why is everyone in this lobby 17k?
15k bro.
Okay we can win.
We got this shit boys!
Reset the mental.
Sheet around.
Oorah.
Be calm, be calm.
Trust me nothing's coming apps.
You can send three A if you need
How do I get up here?
I
Let's go
Already know they're going a
No. They just got annihilated. So...
Her shirt should be. I said the opposite one. My apologies.
I got bomb and smoking it off to smoke to smoke to smoke I'm bomb come on boys
Help me out. Help me out a little bit. Help me out a little bit there
Very skinny very skinny
That flash was kind of money no
You need an MVP kid I got it I got it I have to do it manually fuck shit I'm late for the run
one more here
I
Think I did I think 38 what?
I
Did
How can you think for me please fire boy
I don't know that means
I'll be.
That's my mom.
I am fucking clutch I am fucking clutch I am the one that's what my thing would be if
I am the one I
Don't know the follow-up here
Don't know why he's peaking like
of
the
death
of
death
of
I'm a team player what's he gonna do when I shoot turn around bro and what does he walk
into two boys instead of one like fucking crazy you're gonna go apartments this round to they're
We're gonna go apartments this round too and I'm ready to fucking destroy.
I'm going on a windy walk here.
Grenade.
Grenade out.
Grenade.
Through, through wraps, through wraps, could be safe.
Drops, drops.
W comms, but what can you do?
I don't know where to call that I shouldn't have said I don't even know what that's called.
I knew I knew where he was.
I didn't know how to say it by one of the worst flashes I've ever seen and I've thrown
a lot of bad ones in my day. Yeah, so you do it ain't play ice in the fucking veins.
This is winnable, but it requires me to lock in.
I think they're gonna go B.
Time to drop the nades, B boys.
Fuck, gameplay.
I just, I actually think I know the psyche of players.
I think I know like this round they're going to go mid, like I know that.
I think you're going to see in the first five seconds of this game Gresh is going to
get a kill mid.
you right now it's what's going to happen
ready? check it out, check it out
three
two
one
the way this is a fucking shot
but it was a good call
Pushing pushing through apps
Could be on site could be on site I
Don't know how to calm anything, but I fucking knew that was gonna happen. I should know how to communicate it
Hi, I did so much damage bro look how much damage I did dog
If I'm them, I think I'd do a late B hit.
I think that's what I would do if I was them.
I say, hey, let's go late B, they're going to throw all their utile, then we go right
after.
So I'm going to go B, I'm going to throw my utile late.
We got bomb.
I
So greedy those so that was so like that I know it's an abused phrase
But that genuinely was a biblical level of greed
That was a biblical level of greed to walk up in a 2v3 when you have bomb to try to get the odd like
I have I am flabbergasted at that play
Did I knock it armor
of
the
of
the
of
I
Did you boys
Second frag in a 15 in a 16k lobby, and I'm second frag I
Drop a triple double on them 13 16 and 12 2k damage
oh my god what's my rank gonna be I've never had a rank in CS2 before
14k 14k holy shit I'm already 14k
Whoa. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, we while 14 and a half K don't mind if I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me take a screenshot
there. Send that in the group chat to Ray and Leslie. Let them know they should be a bit nervous. I'm like five games away
from 16 K right. I actually thought I was playing at a 16 K level. This makes sense to me. I am the one
damn I'm fucking nasty bro how much do I get per win so I'm 14 and a half K
Leslie's 10 and a half K Ray is 11 point 6 K and 40% win rate fuck stuff that is
very tough squeaks is 25 piggy twos 22 or no 22 22
Ray was 15k and then kept losing. This is the equivalent of Emerald and League. There's
no way. This is like gold. Right? I don't know. Obviously I'm not, you guys would know
better than me, but like I cannot imagine 16k is anywhere near Emerald. I feel like
it's gold. Maybe plat. Maybe. 32% of rank. Does this mean top 32% of players? Oh, it does.
But I think most players must just be like stone dead idiots then because 11 and a half
K is 50%. So, like, am I ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, I got a P. I got a P. Timmy, I'll be right
All right, bye-bye.
you
Thank you.
and
Timmy!
Who's G-Money?
Oh, this is the guy I just played with.
I'm sorry. I can't play with you right now. I have to play with Timmy
Okay, I'm a higher ranking than Timmy low 12.2 K
How am I a higher rating than Timmy?
How did that happen
We have played almost the same amount of games.
It's his own even if it's his alt.
How is he a lower rating?
My hidden MMR must be very high.
You know, I'll hear the state side.
Yeah, I know, you know,
do you guys all hear the big news?
No, got my rating in CSU.
Oh, I guess it is.
So no one can never hit that shot.
That was nice.
Well, thanks.
Yeah, actually, what's your guess?
Because he's going to be upper.
Yeah, 3800.
Forget it did your 3800. That's a little high now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 14,500. Oh, what?
Really? Yeah. Yeah, you got 14,000 to 500. Yeah. Yeah.
A bug or something. No, it's not a bug. Hey, that's crazy. I taught for I get my games oftentimes
You know, I don't need to take this, you know, I look in your games. Oh five, by the way
Yeah, good luck
This is disrespectful the way they talk to me if the way they talk to me is disrespectful
G money you money. I gotta play with Timmy, bro
Dude, I'm actually fucking hungry ass
Oh cutie's not here right now. Oh
My god, oh what up, baby? Do you hear the news?
What happened? I got my CSG ready.
Oh, yeah.
So, okay, it's not bad to me, but I'm 14.5.
I know. Too shabby for a guy like you.
Take those. A compliment, probably.
Yeah. Top 1.138 million, if you're wondering.
1.6.
3 repeating, of course.
What?
Really boot it up.
Yes, sir.
You just mean you stable.
Ronaldo is dead.
Shrouds asleep.
Me youngs in a different game.
She hates us.
Yeah, she does.
I think I have the best grenades.
I think I should only buy grenades.
Actually, I kind of play this game like rays.
OK, OK, like I do 50 damage to four people and kills.
It's kind of like I end up second damage dealt with like eight kills
I you got you got the uto down. I do doubt they're good eight out. It's called martyrdom. It's a strat
Good question. So it's tomorrow single in so tomorrow's not even single and it's four teams
Round Robin every team plays every team
top two go to the finals best of three okay and bottom two just bottom two are
done so yeah at worst you could go I guess oh three or even one and two but
but yeah best you get to play it is five or six games so in the case of because
one team all the one team there's three oh and then two teams go to one how's
The tiebreaker is kind of weird. It's not based on round differential or head-to-head.
That is thrown out the window. So you could win one team wins OT, one team could win 13-0.
It'll go to our determined tiebreaker, which will happen if it's two teams of tie or three teams of tie.
Because you can have three teams that go like two and one or something, I think.
And in both universes, it is a penalty kick shootout where we're doing 1v1s.
You send out a player to do your 1v1 and it's first to three wins in the 1v1 wins
I don't want to be that situation it'll be like I
Want to you probably have to do a blind, but yeah, you send out a player blind
What if you send out the bottom track here I
I kind of a good strap right if you send out like maybe their team sends other best player first you send out your worst player oh
Wait, oh, that is just one
It's only you need to yeah, because you need to win the best of five of that. Oh
I see sure you're kind of doing like a frag pump like
Yeah, I see but then it doesn't carry over exactly. Yeah, I
Like that. Oh, I feel like that
I was gonna say cuz I was I was like dude putting your best player against their best
player and then just like one round rest of three it sounds like pretty intense but now
that's five rounds actually it's good right yeah so like even if they lose there's still
a chance. Yeah, yeah. What, uh, what about you've been grinding? You think you got it?
Uh, in terms of what? One day one? No, like just the whole tournament tomorrow. Uh, yeah,
I mean, I've been playing for actually at least a month. Maybe even two months now. I'm
not even sure what's your true rating like face it or premier. I just got level 10
then I'm 26k. Oh wait you're fucking higher rated than Shroud. Yeah, but that doesn't matter.
That guy's him. Isn't Shroud fucking washed? Like I'm not trying to throw any shots, but
like isn't Shroud washed all he does is play like an MMO you've never heard of for 12
hours a day.
The thing is, for someone of his caliber, I ask Tariq, do you ever forget the AK-3?
And he's like, no, it's just ingrained.
I think for a game like this, if you won't forget his roots, that makes sense.
You may even forget the Uto.
But I think he said that he would learn a little bit of them, at least the main ones.
It's for life the actual yeah core mechanics of the games
I don't think he's gonna forget it. It's like me hopping on apex while he may not be like fucking prime child
He will still be like really good, and he also plays games every day first like it's not like he's like going outside
And he's not getting anymore, you know right? He's still like fresh in terms of mechanics even if it's not specific mechanics
Yeah, he's just using his hands of these which is good
I've really leaned into my role of first out
That's good. I'm also a low key IGL
Hello, yeah, I like that
Fuck I mean I can also throw out strats. I have some pretty like decent strats as long as like
We have like I think at least four people listening. I
Think we'll have four. I think Ron is like a variable. We should not count on
Yeah
I genuinely thought you were speaking Japanese.
Holy fuck, I got 500 for a win.
What up team?
My name's Derek.
What a team my name is house
One of the shit a with you till made out made out keep that fucking thing on me
good you till there good you till
Oh, that's very useful from you.
All right.
So their player must be like a smurf, right?
One of them?
Or just getting bad at handling smurfs.
I'm not too sure.
Let's make this right as well.
the leader of the smurfs are you?
grenade! grenade!
grenade!
oh shit!
one more b
I
Don't know how like the like that stuff work, I mean like
I'm 12k. I don't I don't know if this game has hidden in a monitor really
Like I was wondering why you got 12k
Yeah, I mean well, this is like my smurf and like I got 14k and we play the same amount of games and a lot of them were together
I was but I was but you know and we lost like 20 games. Is the burnt peanut good at video games
No, no, he's actually pretty good
I think you put him in a concrete attorney, he'd be like a wild card, but it wouldn't be like oh
Oh my god, he's insane like he's not gonna be like second best player, but he would be definitely third
In my opinion
And I can't agree to turn you have like the best player
Not to create it's like what an ass
I should have fucking waited bro, I just should have waited I don't know why I left
I like heard a noise and I left I should have just sat I should have sat in the fucking apartments for him to pop
Is he better worse gamer than me
Sorry, I'm sorry is he a better worse gamer than me Ludwig gamer or yes, there's gamer all around
Well
What game do you get
I think I like how I said you were a better gamer is he actually good at FPS yes oh yeah
I mean he was preggining Apex wait he was preg yeah you're telling me peanuts of
bread yeah on m&k i don't think you're ever getting
bread he's an m&k bread
damn i'll give it to him that's impressive
oh wait maybe console no no no console
prez those are diamond dozen uh he was
controller and i didn't matter then
he could have been sending or something
I
What the fuck is saggy monkey tits doing what an absolute shotgun could have picked up an m4
I
Still one more apartment saggy monkey
Yeah, last two should be a attribute excuse me
I
To me if we were to play a platform fighter super smash brothers rivals of ether
And I had one life and you had a hundred
You would not kill me once do you get me?
Actually it's managed yes, dude. I
Would run your shit
I'm actually really bad at that so you probably could
Unfortunately
what you just did you DC what it's that you left
one last
short
alright, let me see it
aim of the year
one pit
and one site
I know you didn't think I had that movement though. That's pretty deli movement. That's good. That's good. I like that
Okay, look he forced
Now should we save one or what?
I'll be in a good fucking teammate. Selfless.
Selfless.
all dead
fully flashbang
hell yeah
oh my god
I'm pushing apps
he's ganked, hotman
I don't understand why is his name allowed to be invisible it makes it confusing
I
That's a bomb
Dude that guy has to be walled in which guy
Looking for balcony maybe I don't know only fuck wait this guy was like
about sake monkey tits no name she could be looking for no no he was looking
straight at me I don't think so
it's called calling your own number chat
Where was he dude where was he he was in the ditch oh he was Mexico
shoulda known
dropped apps dropped apps
I'll be far brown.
That's fun
Shit hmm, I think he's cheating you think he's cheating
He has a game back there game game get on a record
That's okay, he looks bad okay, cuz I feel a little bit better
He's low, I'm pretty sure I dinked him, B.
One or two on B site.
one or two on the side
I think one's on the app side
but there's a gun in the mid
sure they're all on the mid
on the mid on the side
yeah yeah yeah
church
He kind of hit a shot there didn't he
I'm locked. I'm gonna go next time. I'm gonna go XM. I'm gonna go apps. I'm not let anyone
fucking enter B sir A site A is for apps yeah I got it what the fuck is
I was just... what?
I'm up there, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Yeah, you're right.
stop seeing slur incoming slur risk Defcon one isn't Defcon five higher than
Defcon one which was the high one? We're at the low one right now
Dude he just left him
oh real gun oh oh 12 HP 10
damn some of these guys are fucking good I gotta pick it up
I also think they're wall hacking
oops
they might need to mute you
how do we do that
There we go. Oof. Thought we were on the same page there.
Oh.
Kind of escalated it.
It's not on the same page.
Slurr imminent.
The AP was lost. On the stairs.
I didn't make a noise I was willing shit for an hour and a half
I
Don't shit so much I shift swing to me
Oh my god
Alright which guys the cheater you think the guy with no name
This profile is private, one game ban on record, banned by game developer, okay,
I feel like the worst part about walling is they can take space the moment you back away
like we were both just in apartments and then we both walked out and he was able to just
walk in for free. And it's like, it's like impossible.
One's pit.
A lot of people cheat in this game.
I'm not even sure what's going on.
How do they play from that?
It's not very fun when they cheat.
Easy for ends, ends, ends, ends.
What does that mean?
That's a thing?
Yeah.
You know what that means?
It's pretty much they're spinning in a circle and they insecure you so you see
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
It's a light work, baby.
Full confidence swing
Yeah, I know I've heard of that song
Yeah, I'll follow me. Oh, I turned off my comps
Fuck oh
I'm you to everyone else
of
We never cleared it.
I don't know how to like, I didn't see that guy.
Tim, is that at your fault angle because you're first out?
Kind of, but like I jumped over, I knew he was in that spot.
I checked it, he disappeared and looked straight in front of me and he's just gone.
Well, I didn't know what caught up was there.
That was a strange run.
If you're not aware of this, you can find the link in the description.
I pushed him! I shot him! I shot him crazy, bro! I hit him from 550 to 70!
I
Had him 41 look I'm clean
I'm 50 I feel like all my motivation is sat now that I you've said he cheated
The enjoyment of the game has gone to literally zero
like I couldn't care less about the result of this this is I feel like this is a huge
waste of my time. I guess it's still winnable, but my desire to win is genuinely zero.
But we have a Timmy
We can win I think
I'll drop you 30
You're gonna pick it up. Okay on the menu. Yeah, I'm dropping
where you on me?
just go B
I'm gonna exact the DG
alright
I'll hug you right now
Fashion
Oh my gosh, I got this
Nice one back side
Take it down, take it down. We should go B
Go B go B go B go B guys
I
Want what he was playing quad
One CT so CT
That sucks what a time for him to swing is a great one
Oh
You did it my boy
Easy for ends ends ends ends
You want to buy
I'll just follow him and get his gun when he dies.
I'll just follow him.
Oh yeah, he bought me a Diggle.
of
Whoa!
Twinable!
Is there not a better gun than the Nova, really?
What an ugly knife, this knife cost me a thousand dollars, bro.
Come on. Yeah, maybe more action. Maybe it's closer to like 2000 3000
Close close close with the swag 10 the swag 10 seems a little OP
the
Wow. Oh my god.
I can't.
Just holding this kid down with a single swag 10.
My teammates don't listen?
No, they don't.
It's the freest A run of all time.
They're holding their ground.
It's almost respectful how dumb this is.
OK, one of you right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got to pick it up.
Should I just admit, be real.
Now you're going to practice your entry, no? True.
Good coms. I'm going to entry us on A.
Going apps.
He's on.
Okay.
Alright.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh
I should have cleared that was foolish. Oh my gosh
Damn, okay lock in
I
Remember this name
Damn that need to go fucking far as hell
Through me through man
What?
One Mexican
That's crazy
You an apps an upside
it's Mexico okay I'm learning you'd relax God forbid a guy learn
I don't know what to do with this.
Nah, he fucking pre-fired me like that, I guess.
Fuck.
Of course, the time to.
that's racist you're calling out dude it doesn't it wouldn't shock me I think much
Much of the CS2 scene seems to be a bit racist.
Sometimes I go into a game and there is the sweetest people to ever exist.
Other times they rip a slur I haven't heard in 10 years.
They were about an ancient slur, like one written in a tom, like in Tom Sawyer.
I
Almost phenomenal timing, but the guy just swung me
He's just gonna swing this perfectly, no?
Easy for ants, ants, ants, ants.
I
Perfect
And I'm in
to me that blue
all good
do they cheat in apex legends?
all done
that sucks
it makes playing the video game not very fun
they usually use their thumbs and then they
have like a little stick drift
they can't loot while shooting you know
I feel like I don't play too many games where people cheat because you
can't I don't think people really cheat in league right?
Because outside of ghosting.
Um, yeah, I'll say that's probably the one.
Chess usually they're pretty good at banning because it's kind of
obvious, especially when you're shit.
No one cheats in Geo guess it really.
I guess not that I've seen.
What they're doing what in?
Like in chess it's pretty hard to cheat because it's quite noticeable by just raw
Like
Engine sweeps
Like it just catches you playing book moves too often and it fucking takes you out back
Wait actually like if you if you cheat on like the chess website, okay, I'll ban you
Yeah, I think you can just auto detect if you start playing moves that are
Like too insane ethical
Yeah, because if you like if you look up what the best move to play is and you play that they're not very human
It's not like a human thing to do
They're done even Magnus within wouldn't move like that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's moves even Magnus wouldn't do but if you're a really really good player
I think it's easier to get away with cheating because I think you have a better understanding of what those moves are and aren't
Yeah
I see
So what if you did like the second best move or that's not an option I
Think I think you'd have to yeah
You'd have to basically but you have to be good enough to know what it means to go for like the other like why you were going for that
You know
But you're all lost.
Because it's not like always, it's not like the best man's always the weirdest.
Yeah.
What if you use the the cheat engine, like 50% of the time?
You use the cheat engine, 50% of the time.
Yeah, that's what you'd have to do.
You'd have to know when you need to use the engine.
All right, it's my algae. I gotta eat food after
Okay, I'm gonna make you proud here. I'm locked in
I'll do your solid. I'll look at the rings right now. What else club my name is Derek
All right, mr. Banana is okay
Oh, well, this just DC because someone left.
No, it's too late.
Oh, and not 100%.
Hello.
Yeah, I'm playing a game with Timmy, it's my LG.
But I did order some food for you.
Boop.
I wonder what you ordered last.
You can have my order if you prefer.
Oh, that was amazing.
Yeah, that's why I got you the string rolls
plus Mac if you want it.
If not, I'll eat it.
Easy for ends, ends, ends.
How was the recording?
Wine about it.
It was good.
Oh, guess what?
That?
We Googled low ferritin symptoms,
because we know how to have low ferritin.
Yeah.
And one of them, like on the top,
like, you know, the Google pops up with like,
hey, ah, one of them, swollen tongue.
Oh, what's ferritin?
That's the, it's the, from what I understand,
I think it's your iron storage.
Oh, so it's just low iron?
Yeah.
Yeah, that it could just solve your symptoms if you address it is not crazy
Everchabber they're cute. I think she's an iron shortage
I think she does too my guys my blood
My I got my blood done
And my blood says I have eight pheriton and you should have 16 as you're like bare minimum and then it says 15 is dangerous levels
Not crazy
Luna, I can't answer that question yet. I'm still ruminating.
He's ruminating, bro.
Can y'all let a dame ruminate seriously?
A lot of women have low honor, yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
Obviously I need to go live, but I need to talk to my dad about it, but...
Yeah, I just kinda don't.
Look, there's so many cops in here.
Fuck!
That it can cause depression too, which it...
Yep!
I got the boo!
eat red meat. This iron is gonna save us. We're gonna be on a let's why don't we become a what's that? What's the words to your sister did carnivores? No,
tiny some bison cock. Both of our sisters at the same time did a carnivore diet. Man, I could go for some bison cock right
I
I got I got some I am the one that so we'll see we'll see
It's a supplement. It's thorns iron complex that has iron and vitamin C
She's even she is straight from four got a thunder
I
Love you
One more a
I'll join you a bit the food's here by the way, you don't bring it to me. I'll come get it inside
Yep, and we lost a lot of money that round
Okay, you know what I drop you I can drop you
Nothing, eh?
How do you spin the knife?
Um, inspect it, and then press R to reload.
I reset its animation.
Last time slower times going up to bomb
What is that oh my god, what is a PGL stock?
I
Oh no, my god
Oh fuck I should have swung to the right first, Chad is Ludwig good at CS, no, no, no,
why are you guys replying to say no, I am good, watch.
If you want me to try around I can, obviously right now you can see I'm third on the team
overall.
I'm 14k, like just for reference. That's like a gold plat level, maybe?
Watch you play the ultra for 15 minutes, 10 minutes, it pissed me off.
Dude, I'm not fucking bad at ball.
You're such fucking dweebs and nerds and losers.
Can I say that shit, bro?
People who are like me, piss me off watching you fucking play that game, bro.
Are you anybody's shotgun only on the...
And the camera's on?
I might, dude. I love a good shotgun.
What do you think about that strat?
good if you play on that side.
That was it.
My god, my team is good.
Holy fuck, this blue guy is insane.
what's level 10 face it
the max level
more than global
he was just a radiant player
what does he say? I wonder if he was a guy that I loved
nobody thinks my sheet could have agreed
okay I've never felt more in a backpack than this game like what the fuck is going on
going on I have to face it level 10 so my team on a man I'm in a 12k game
I'm not even I'm brought I'm genuinely just pressing F to inspect my fucking
weapons
I
Okay, it's good to do
I don't have a button for decoy.
I'm almost 16k but to be fair I've been boosted by taming for like fucking five games
I'm not I'm this is gonna be a 13 oh Ray this is like not I'm not even playing like genuinely
look I'm like I'm not even playing the video game like I can just sit here and
fucking inspect I don't know how this happened but we're playing against ten
k's we have to face it level 10s on my team like I feel disgusting
I
Was that a fucking firework that I threw
I can't expect that in the key ramp.
Two lower times.
Okay, I actually needed to play that round
All right, I got it. I got it. I got it. I'll actually try I'll actually try
I
Can I can I can actually off pretty well, I think
There's a guy's a propa picture a caricature of Osama bin Laden and then it's a blurred out green man M&M with a penis
Seems like a one-on-one
He is got the gun.
Dude, I can't believe that hike is so much trouble.
Waste of an op.
Our team has like a combined net worth of like, I don't know, what a 24 year old has
develops one AI app. We got a lot of money's what I'm trying to say we're very
rich. I can buy an op for one kill and then throw it into the ground.
I got an AWP, Sub Ski, Big Mid, Heard, AWPing Mid, don't body block me, hello FS.
he's seen me he's saying
Okay. Okay.
Oh, thank you.
Great. So you do it again?
Yeah.
You can get that for me.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Are you holding me?
I can't get up.
Okay.
I got this.
Was I supposed to jump over to the blue truck?
No, he was just staying up at me.
Oh, I thought you...
Sorry, I didn't understand that.
So, you think you see over the smoke?
Right, right, right, right. Copy, copy, copy.
Uh, I'm gonna op-ay. I got it.
Probably a 2K incoming, and then I'll drop it off for them.
Alright.
Three. Two.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
It's like evil.
Oh, a guy just appeared before.
That's pretty nice.
I saw someone jump right there.
That's pretty nice. I saw someone jump right there.
Okay.
Don't op. Okay, if I get a 2k this round, I cannot. If I don't get a 2k, I won't op in the tournament.
I
To be fair, I shouldn't hit that shot. I think that's actually a good reason
I definitely should have hit that shot
Okay, y'all be right I got a smoke line up I got us
Yeah, from inside I had next to the pillar for double doors
God I mean body block crazy
I'm done.
Last is uh, mid.
I
Just was really close just to be sure yeah
Assist check no you're playing good though
I'll flash you I'll flash you a long I'll watch it alone
I mean, they were thoroughly blind.
Thank you, I should throw it, by the way.
jumped jumped and chucked it with all my fucking might like as far as I could
possibly throw it like a baseball player in the outfield trying to throw it
on that jump throw w jump throw fucking ripped it 70 degree angle
Woo! GG! Wow!
That was a fast one.
That was a fast one. First kills twice. Holy fuck.
Are you done?
Yeah, I gotta get it. I gotta get it. I'm not eating all day.
Alright. Thank you.
Alright, brother. I'm gonna see you tomorrow, though.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Let's make the games as quick, man.
Oh, it'll be quicker, right?
Hope that means in a good way. Yeah, that'd be really quick. All right, brother. Appreciate you
Peace
Alright
That was insane me and Timmy combined for so many points right there
Shroud said some important stuff what a child say user shroud
We're so screwed. It's over.
I think I can hit 16K though, right? All I have to do is win, like, three or four games, I think.
And then we hit 16K.
You could not sell it to 16k from my current MMR. I easily could I easily could right
I'm not crazy here, right
All I have to do is win four games I just have to get lucky four times
That's not that hard
in a row. Yeah, that's not that hard. Check it out, check it out, check it out, check
it out. All I have to do is roll a heads. See it followed by let's say tails. It's
I have to win four in a row, like getting a heads.
All I have to do is get one heads.
I have to get a single heads.
Followed by another head.
Heads.
Followed by heads.
Fall by heads!
Heads!
Fall by another heads.
Heads!
Tails!
Tails?
Fall by another tails.
Fall by a third tails.
Fuck!
Okay. Might be harder than I thought. Easy for ends, ends, ends, ends. Okay, anyway though,
Chet. Here's the deal. We are going.
Here I want your beat off, watch how I did it react to me beating off.
What?
Did I feel bad for Aiden?
bread,
a
little bit,
it's
just a little bit.
It just
just a little bit.
More
more.
More.
Conversations boy
Can you not steal man Tucker Carlson?
Hey, how we lost the privilege to steal man Tucker Carlson as a community as a society
And now he fucking has to read reddit posts
From 35 year olds called a hello there 66 the biggest Star Wars prequel fan you've ever heard of
of just going, I don't know if it was a good take to say Tucker Carlson's good.
I hope I'm not getting a little spicy with my take here, but I feel like that's a bad
take.
Sorry if I'm coming off mean.
I blow it off smooth.
You wanna join us in Brawlhalla?
Dude, no.
Brawlhalla pisses me off.
Brawlhalla pisses me the fuck off, man.
Drag out, brother.
you're taking the words right out of my mouth.
All right, chat, I gotta go.
I have to eat food.
I'll be live tomorrow at like 11 o'clock.
I think the first game should start at noon.
And it should be a fun event.
I'm kind of looking forward to it.
It should be pretty chill.
We have a good lineup for casters in talent.
It'll go probably eight hours, maybe nine hours.
So it'll be a pretty long stream.
How will the casting work? We have casters.
We have like good, you know, CS2 casters.
and slime who's not a CS2 caster but a good caster still I think and yeah that'll be the
game plan I think after that for the rest of this week I'm gonna try out maybe some of
the god gamer gauntlet and I also filmed a couple offline videos that should come out
Over the next week or two, is it best of three?
Is it best of three?
No, it's best of one until the finals, which is best of three.
It's going to be around Robin, so every team will play every team.
So it's not like a bracket.
It's groups.
And then the top two will go on
to play a best of three in the finals.
Anything planned for Monday?
I think Ray is giving us our gifts.
Finally, W.
But yeah, Ray is going to give us our gifts.
I'm also doing a shoot with Efsler.
Maybe we'll stream for a couple hours.
I don't know what to do to be honest, but.
I have to learn mogul money already recorded is this from the bet two years ago.
Yeah
Would you ever play rainbow six siege again?
I probably would it be not a tournament maybe in a more learning fashion, but a lot of
video games to play man.
There is not a shortage of video games for me to be playing.
So we'll see.
Did you know AT&T is having caught again this year?
Yes.
I know.
Trust me, I know.
I'm not pumped.
It is what it is.
European time tomorrow depends.
7 p.m. Start UK 8 p.m. Start the rest of Western Europe
Your ass gets spoilt to coach you here's the deal
Are we not gonna admit that I got more kills than Joe like I did my job
I know I'm ass, but I was picked in the last round. I did more than I I want to Geo guess return of it
Okay, I'm a top 15 Geo guess player all time. You guys don't even need to talk shit on me right now
This is a good game and weekend for me if I'm able to go tomorrow and get top two I'll be pumped
Like if we get top two tomorrow, I think we have far exceeded expectations. I literally believe we are the worst team