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CS minor brought you by Ludwig for some reason. Here he is. We're here. We're about to get in some games Ludwig explain
What's going on today? Yes, we got a big ass event here, and we have professional casters and slime casting
professional gamers and
Epsilon okay, that's that's basically the
The the entire event and really that we're all here because of a it's a default
I'm sure a need all of you up
He's a sweet DMs. He's a nice guy. He even rigged the tournament for himself. It's so cool
He got the last big I mean his team got the last pick and so fortunately in a world of coincidence
They picked the best duo at this event
They picked the best duo which yeah, I had a private group chat with all the all the captains which he hand selected
I'm not in that group chat and see this and in this group chat he goes
You know who's a really good duo me and Nick Ying Lang
I don't know if it comes across your table. Maybe pick us
There's such a good duo that their names in-game are piggy one and piggy two which they've changed for this event
But to imply that there's such a symbiotic
Relationship with each other that their names are the same
They're like a human sense a pig. Yeah, but just two yeah, it's just so there's just one loser
So yeah, it's just one guy, it's pretty contentious.
Honestly, that's the storyline to look out for this whole thing is like Will Aiden's finger
on the scale result in a decisive victory or a complete shameful embarrassment.
I hope he wins this event.
Are we going to pull the rug out from under him though?
It's making fun.
Is it, by the way, is it his like five worse skins that he's giving away?
Wait, you don't like the skins?
No, no, no.
I just mean his inventory is like tens of thousands of dollars.
No, so he handpicked the skins. He was given a budget.
Okay.
He bought these skins a week ago because he had to wait the week to trade them, and he's been using them too.
I mean, he's not only using the skins, he cycles them every game, so he'll use one, he'll use the stiletto, one game.
Okay.
The next game he'll swat to the ground. Every game he gets his pick of the litter.
Wow.
So, anyway, I hope Aiden wins this tournament, so then when it's Monday yard time, I know nice of that, dude.
ready for yourself that's awesome you're kind of in a win-win because if he wins you get to do that and if you lose is you go have a
hell of a
shit and you lost like that's the that's the worst way to lose oh oh he's right
he's so happy he's right next to the captain to Jordan nothing Gilbert ready to hear whatever command he needs to fall
oh he's right next to us do it as well
piggy one and piggy two ready for action
what's the orbit behind piggy one and piggy two though so in game
That was it was like you don't pig out, you know like in the post part if you're over peaking in no greed you play safe
Right, they have a whole they have a whole like team kind of motto there in that sense
Yeah, it's kind of anti-gluttony their steam profile pictures are pigs as well once miss Piggy
Yeah, I didn't see what the other one was one was it here. It's a pig. Yeah, and then let's say you ask
Let's say I don't know
Let's say stable Ronaldo and Ludwig. Do you think they have the same energy? I don't think so
No, why not he keeps calling me 30 team
Wait, you're 30
12 because you're only 32 team
Yeah, they know how to cook them up brother them then younger streamers know how to truly roast someone in their 30s
Yeah, well that was team nothing
I think they're the strongest team at this event this event four teams round Robin for every team
Okay, great posture finals. I know she's gonna live forever with that
I haven't sat like that since I was like learned how to sit
I've been watching a liege demos for sure this team awesome CS
I think maybe the second strongest team, but you know what they're called when they play badly awesomest
The only team with two players who have CS in their name
Right, although obviously Austin the pro here arrow. How good is arrow arrows good?
I know it's kind of like I don't think he's like the goat or anything
Yeah, he'll be solid level 10. Yeah, he I'm gonna say for sure. I hope so
I feel like you just I just see my friend. I don't see him play face. Yeah, maybe not
He's gonna be it's gonna be all synergy going into the research 20k prem. Okay. Yeah
Well, this is the other format group stage again round robin best of one and then top two go to the finals
finals, finals best of three. The weird thing about this is there's no like objective tiebreakers.
There's no round differential or head to head. The 1v1s though. That's cool. If it goes to
a tiebreaker, it will be a 1v1 sort of PK format where the skilled players like the captains
will do a 1v1 versus 7. They get a point and then you know, second tier players your
1v1, so on and so forth until your team wins three of the five games. A crew battle.
battle if you will popular things you see well we watch melee though so okay
there we go I don't even think it's that popular melee anymore that's sad yeah
melee right now is owned by one man one man Mark Zuckerberg is it the first
and on foosley shirt yeah eventually it's hilarious is immediately it just
takes over the room and you're like wow you're wearing them oh my god we got
Okay, nice
Oh, we're gonna have permanent cams on reactions all time
Yeah, we'll have we have the ability to have cams on I think the bottom is just for this round
I recommend watching Aiden's cam. I think it's the most entertaining
He told me to kill myself
four times. Oh, was it during a branded post? Interesting. There's a little fun Easter egg.
If you look back at that post, the bleep is kill yourself. Did he say in a video game
though? No. He even gave him space to pause and say it. Nope, this. He kind of looks
like Shroud right now. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said.
If you don't know, he's been working at Logo Wooster a long long time.
I actually was the one that reached out and hired him before I quit the company.
So that's kind of interesting.
Of course it's true!
That's crazy!
Anyway, just to piss around.
A two on two and nothing.
He's got low HP, but look at the comms already.
He's trying to lead this retake.
It starts early.
122 on the round. Arrow has the bomb. There is a world where he sneaks to vents if he's brave enough.
If he wants to plant he knows they're gonna try to rush him down. Let's see how frisky he gets.
Can't find anything for now. Fake plant maybe? Yeah.
No bite. Yingling won't bite.
That gives him time.
But it also gives them time to get closer.
Oh first peek comes in and Yingling he takes a risk.
That's the same guy. They're doubled up.
They're doubled up. That's the miscom for Austin.
Nothing has gone around the world. He thinks they're too heavy. Nothing could punish.
He's not looking.
The dead comms come back to haunt.
Yeah, I'm glad we heard that man. Austin kind of ruined that.
Austin, it gave him the confidence to plant.
You got the probe, you got the expert.
One more fake plant, I think he dies anyway.
But that's why you always vent.
When you don't know where they are, you always vent.
They're never going to stay in mini.
So you could have snuck down if you wanted to.
Can you guys tell me the culture of CS, because I haven't played in a while,
so there's FaceIt and there's Premier. Premier is the baked-in system that Valve has for competitive, right?
And then there's FaceIt, which is the third party.
And someone said FaceIt level 10, and you were like,
Oh my God, I hope he's FaceIt level 10.
It's bad.
Like you graduate from premier and then just start playing face it as soon as you feel capable enough
Okay, and then that will be like the next best thing just before being on a team and like actually competing and stuff like that
It's basically level 10 difficult
Very confident player. I'd say level 10
I have to have like all the fundamentals. Yeah, like you know, you know, you tell you understand fully like all the mechanics and everything
You know the timeout with the number.
That's easy face at level 10.
It's hard to know.
Okay, you know Austin, cheeky smile as well. Nice head shot.
He came here after playing an event, so he was playing like pro teams yesterday.
He almost took a map off Passion U.A., which was pretty sick.
Right.
He was in Vegas, food last night.
Yeah, exactly.
That's one of the teams in Pro CS.
Yeah, Jordan's camera it when it goes to him full he looks like a character in Wolf of Wall Street
I can't explain it Leo. No, no like a like a side stockbroker
Right here's like the guy shaving his head
The belt are strong right and you're gonna see this but he can't drop down too quickly
He's gonna try to get out of there. I think it's the right move. Nothing goes
No, no, no, nothing all over.
Mess with the bull and get the horns and nothing.
He's slain to win.
Try hard, I love that.
He could have easily farmed up even more.
Ran away from blocks.
Respect.
Perfect.
I kind of promised us that nothing would be tryharding here.
Yeah, because I casted him last year at the AT&T.
Also AT&T.
Thank you for sporting counter strike and I later cup.
Yeah.
And he had sketch on his team.
He was playing on a controller and got really, really good.
I heard some about this this morning. I saw him downstairs this morning near the bagels
And I said you didn't like that sketch was playing on a controller honey. I don't even remember
Whoa courage has a P90 I love that yeah, that might be culture actually
Do you have the animal now there is the animal of the do you call that like the cod gun of CS
The P90 kind of...
It makes sense. Oh, he got a good skin for it. That's old.
Yeah, that is old.
You know what skin I love? I actually had a thing when I played a lot.
I collected all the wooden skins.
So there's the plywood P90.
There's the Hunter GSG-1. It looks like a Ford Excursion.
Ooh, that's a Yoshi.
It's able to go down with a lot of information.
It's 10 feet that he hears.
The door's open to floor now!
Oh! Disaster!
Yeah, but come on, nothing's here.
Try harding. He really wants this.
3 on 5 back.
The P90 actually could be clutched here.
Courage venting, what's new?
Big flank.
Oh!
Great, holding it down.
3 on 2, hard rounds to win now.
That's a great kill by Ray, and actually an interesting reposition.
Poor Jada, great spot, nothing takes her down.
Can we go for this to fuse an extra smoke and it's the it's the five man oh no
don't okay not hubby thank you okay those two rounds are hard to come by so I
have a feeling we're gonna see this event it's gonna be dictated a lot by CT
sites I think we're gonna be a lot of mucous well I feel like any love you
I don't know what it is
I thought like I had the least confidence we would see new
This is like the most technical map in the pool
Yeah, everyone's watched that everyone wants to play that's why it's the best map there people still think it's fun
And it is great what they don't know
It's away from it too, it's a full synergized lobby crunch man
The kind of synergy you can't find in a blind
Yeah, and then there's Novo who is probably the real sleeper pick of this whole draft
Coming in as like an apex bro. Oh the apex road played a ton of CS as well
He's like he said he has like 3,000 hours across both games. Okay, okay, so look if you're a pro in one shooter all that
Oh, you just got to be a pro in this game. You just got to stop moving when you shoot
That's all the difference is just a counter straight
this is nice clearing yeah the Masayoshi but 214 top hot
great angle for you how do you clear this it's very hard to clear
oh watch that he backs up discipline boy good luck our he's just dead
boom in a second the scout put you like that yeah I'm kind of nervous now
also the piggy thing man they're really living up to it like didn't
Didn't over extend, got his wand, fell back.
It's surprisingly disciplined for Maiden.
Aiden's reloading a lot, I wonder if he's gonna get caught off by the update.
True, they changed the ammo.
So basically if you reload, you lose all the ammo from the mag.
Oh that's right, yeah.
And now you have just your few reloads.
So realistic addition to counterfeit.
Yeah.
We got a rush, toss the corner something quick, straight out route, back 10s going in, Yingling calling for help.
Gotta be careful with the comps, make sure you can hear everything, a good rotation from nothing once again.
Oh, he's playing rotation and he is just in the right place every single round, 10 of 1 of nothing.
He's shooting at crotches only.
Oh!
Aiden!
Do you Aiden and Yingling always together?
Yeah.
Oh fuck, two picks in a sty.
It's winnable.
I see her, she's back ten.
We'll get spotted.
Like courage on the board.
See, on the board for the game, let's go, my man.
My brown suit, he's got her.
Never too late.
It's good though, he made the P-90 look horrible, which is nice.
I was told in heuristic that the best, the most expensive SMGs, the worst rifle
and the worst rifle is the best SMG.
Does it make sense to you, professional?
I mean, I'm not sure.
The blade ship range is the one on the right.
The bomb in the bomb is the best SMG.
Yeah, actually I see that.
And the P-98 is like the ship right here.
Yeah, that might be whoever said that was booking it.
That was Bobby Siege, former coach for SFAT on CLG.
Wow.
Somebody good Bobby is over in melee.
we got a lot yeah we don't have any problems in counter-strike you don't
got Bobby babushka or something dying greed well Bobby big body or something
just not perfect yeah coming down here this safe works out Bobby bees so they
they're doing this silently there's only one rotation so far CT's are numb the
wiser this is the kind of round that can be flipped on its head if the T's
just commit to lower yeah English great position though that's the site so this
rotation you've got nothing coming in he's on clean up it's not picking out
here they're feasting right now
this game that was a great day come on Ray it's your time to be a massive
Clutch, 8 HP, Noko's a little bit low, a little bit at info, but it's nothing.
How do you beat nothing?
First guy.
That's a flashbang dance man!
Yeah, that is a flashbang dance man.
You're so good.
Yeah, one of our most iconic, I'm not even going to say NA's most iconic, he's one
of Counter-Strike's most iconic for sure.
You know what guys, I know my role, less is more sometimes.
He's so loud, it's always charming.
I thought Team Flog was a vibe scene, but courage is carry-carrying.
You need a vibes guy. You truly need a vibes guy.
I think you need a bald guy, too, but they don't have that.
That's just a disgusting attempt at pandering, really.
You know what else is cool, being bald.
You haven't ever been in the squeaks.
Get a clip as I'll get in there.
All right, 3v3, let's make a happy 5 man advantage on C's.
That's a big move for quarter G. Double P250 entry on up.
She just wrecked them, bruh.
Am I crazy or have they just been on pistols this entire game right now?
Bombs going lower as well.
Oh, you always vent.
It's the Astralis plant here for Austin.
quarter G can dive, they're still good.
They don't do stuff.
Are they going to be retaking the wrong site?
Yingling is not turned around yet.
They still think it's upper.
That's good.
There we go.
I've clued in. Now this is very possible for both teams. You'd always like to be the guys in the post-plan in a 2v2, but they don't have 3.
How's he missed that?
Right there.
Nice try, he's kind of got a pin stare.
Yeah, the move right there would have just been running right into the guy and ramp and then get 3 ramp.
Tough decision to make.
Disappointing that Austin right there, he's in then with a P250, that's his round.
That's his round.
You saw it too with the body language.
He's like, you know what,
you shouldn't have been up spot in the first place.
That's on me.
Nothing is 15 and two already.
Yup.
CT rotation on you.
There is no better place to be in the game.
Yeah.
Okay, we've got attack.
There's a semi pro poker player
in the Los Angeles area named Sandy Breakfast
Him and Noko look identical and I just wanted to shout out to Sammy Reckless.
It's a lot of local likes at this event.
Come on, let's lock in teas.
Yeah, it's the hard part, but you know, what's the...
Is it that Churchill line? If you're going through hell, keep going.
Yeah, that's tea side.
Yeah, yeah.
You're like three or four rounds.
No, you don't need many.
Yeah.
You may get a couple on the board, you're still in this.
And honestly, bro, with the pistols there,
Well, that QTJ was fantastic. That double, dude, Austin can have it.
He woke up.
Austin, man.
He woke Shane out of nowhere.
Oh, dude, I didn't even know how to feel about Austin.
He was giving Aaron some shit before they went live, and it slowed my opinion.
What did he say?
What was it?
He was just kind of going in on him, like, saying, he's bad.
I'm like, that's your teammate!
That's your first teammate!
Straight away!
That's your Robin.
This is your go.
You said you're terrible.
hit the soft shot it's just a bit of
nagging right to build you know some
people are motivated by positive
reinforcement some of it's being told
your shit well I always talk right
yeah so what does that mean
interesting yeah sure you get a bit of
whiplash it looked like it was crushing
and I'll be honest
Lot of patience from this round
Don't make a mentry with the 10 diamonds
Nothing moving in
This could work, but it's dangerous
Nothing will swing
I think this will be disengaged
Didn't they have a stay?
It doesn't get stay though
Oh my god
That's actually a steam achievement
She got killed, got the maid killed afterwards.
It's from the grave.
From the grave.
You know, people, you know, they say Kobe
for about 20 years or something, right?
I say Lacy.
Lacy?
I'm not sure.
So there's a Lacy.
All right.
He didn't say his butt.
Courage is, oh, he's going to eat up right now.
Oh, man.
Oh, he's standing up.
He liked that.
From the grave, he missed his scoreboard, by the way.
Probably sitting in the middle of a pack right now, yo.
My dog!
That's not in the slime way.
Yeah, I was saying earlier, some dogs on the team and I was asked,
Oh, does that mean a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm like, no, no, no, bad.
Old dogs that can't get on the bed.
Name the oldest dogs in the tournament.
Well, an old being, you know, sort of dogs that are unable to perform their dog duties.
People like...
I'm not going to say who it is, Ludwig.
I like what Nogo is doing here, the fact that they've got outside cross modes, but then the
NAIDs that counter it, that's the kind of game we're watching right now, I think Aiden
was looking at his mini map maybe.
J making moves, there's one player in that B site.
I'm trying to be honest.
England's been found here before.
Yeah, that's his favorite spot.
Good for control side, can't let him refrag.
Dude, nothing is everywhere.
Wherever Team Austin go, nothing is waiting.
20 and 3, he is solo carrying this game right now.
A 1B4 would be a graffiti, for sure, in this land.
Ooh, nice.
Not going to hear that.
Was that us?
Yeah, that was weird.
I did?
Did you say down the vent? Was that us?
I didn't hear it.
I didn't know how. Someone is insane hearing him.
Oh, oh, hikes.
Oh, okay. Good stuff, okay.
Let's try.
Why nothing, man?
Why do you play with a three?
That's crazy.
Can he stand up?
It's never that guy who stands up.
He's been here before.
This is nothing for courage.
It's like, oh my God, you had peanut butter
drill over the first time.
You're seven.
Delicious
Austin showed me his strap book he printed out some strats at the hotel this morning and
I can read them to you if you want please
I took a photo and he made two versions one for Valorant players, multiple Counter Strike players
In the Valorant one it says hold E to diffuse spike
versus hold E to diffuse bomb
Not four
The first track was 1, prompt bomb on A site, track 2, rush B on T site.
What's the track is this? They're faking outside.
And track 3, unbox one case.
Yeah, we gotta see at least one crack.
Aaron has a bunch, bro.
I love that.
They faked outside, but Aiden's already pushed secret. They know no one's here.
So this is either gonna be ramp or upper, and now nothing.
He's starting to get suspicious.
Kind of a high level move right now.
Fake out in the yard now walking Ramside, but you're going into nothing. Oh, they might walk out flash doesn't do anything except alert nothing
He's nothing and never he's gonna get pinched here
Okay, great one and done you gotta win this round. You just killed nothing like this is the guy that's been ruining everything
He's gone for V4 go great spot in being again. You know, it's the master of this B bomb site and he's waiting
Waiting some more
Oh, oh, oh.
You need this round.
That's a late reaction.
Austin, they're not pushing him, so he's going to get a free one.
Oh.
Now there's only two up for the CTs to retake.
Kurt's going to get a little late,
and now Aud's slipped down to almost zero.
How's he going to pull this off?
Well, first kill found, but I didn't airman.
He's just shot away from 10.
Yeah.
He's got arrow pinned, but how can he scale on him?
Arrow has to make a mistake here.
Austin has his cross, Nate will be good, it won't get the kill.
I like running it down, come on.
He ain't no cowardly dog.
Oh, nice try.
Nice try.
Yeah, that was good pause from Austin.
I like how he said I'm an old friend.
Right?
I like what you do.
Yeah, something better.
I'll charge the carrot.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not one of those.
Put him down.
That's crazy.
Second round.
There it is.
We could do fake.
And then just jack it in.
It's also cool with her fakes.
They did just do one.
It didn't work though.
They got called out instantly, but they keep going for the outside cross smokes.
Which I don't hate because, you know, how are you going to use all your utility perfectly every round?
Oh my God, monitors, they think you're shrouded in the chat.
They think your voice is shrouded.
That's not the first time.
Once I got DDoS because someone thought I was shrouded in a Cloud9 game I was casting.
Uh, and then Seymour hosted me, and then someone who lost money didost me because I thought it was me.
You guys are in for a huge surprise when it comes back to us on the cameras. I'll say that.
By the way, you know what's funny? We're both from Toronto.
Really? Bear wassals fam. You get Bear wassals?
Oh, God.
No? Do you guys know what that is?
Thorough sex.
That made me win so hard.
The Toronto Man access.
I mean, I just need to load this extra out of the same room.
Alright, finally some contact and ooh.
Ooh, I'm on Jean.
Raid boss down, this is so doable.
Let's make this a highlight.
Masayoshi, 10 and 10.
Sure thing, Mike.
Thing is, where's the bomb? It's not on him, right?
I know he got it
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 30 seconds. You know what I would do here. Oh, but dude, what are you looking at your shoulder like that?
That's no idea where these two are
Are you freaking out right now that you're 20 seconds time's running out
That is the play
That's beautiful.
The Alienware out of this world.
Play of the match.
John coming alive.
He's pulling right in King Ling's eyes.
And off the taps on top of that.
And guys, what have we been saying?
You just need to couple arounds down the stretch on that T-side.
That almost that forward really set them up.
That was quality.
Hey.
Damn.
Yeah.
I mean, it's the classic, you know, you're fighting a 4, a 5v1 where the
I mean, it's the classic, you know, you're fighting a 4, a 5v1 where the top frag goes
down and now everything looks sunshine and rainbows, right?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, you think you can take your hands off the mouse?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the job's not finished.
Smoking it.
If they get full, this is a good T-side.
It's great.
Oh, that's rough.
Oh that's rough, and it's Austin getting stabbed!
That's a great player to find.
Hey dad!
What would be the context of that?
Every round, Yingling in the red position, obviously.
Yingling is the world's first deady-bee player on the world.
And the young!
Oh my god!
Alright!
As long as Masayoshi alive though who knows what could happen
But we're trying to get in Aiden's head right now trying to distract him from a very important round
Even to an MP9
They have a lot of guns. They know how to get this plant. They've got someone to cover it finally
Porter James in a great spot to catch event rotate if that's coming
And the bomb is planted well for her right now. So very winnable
Masayoshi at home right now. Don't mind this either
That move, quarter-jaits, take your time with it.
Oh, huge swing, you know those down.
This could be her turn, it's, it's planted well for her.
Oh, you don't expect that so much.
Yeah, took the early fight.
Yeah, took the early fight, and even tapping at that distance, sure.
That would have been stylish. Obviously after seeing Masayoshi clutch as well, it's like,
I won one of those. So a 9-3 half in the end.
What can you do?
Can't complain about that.
What did nothing finish with in the end?
20-25?
Yeah, he's smurfing.
Tough one.
Dude, that's messed up.
Someone in chat said, peace and love for the universe.
I wonder what kind of day they're having.
I wish I was on MDMA.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get fired, and you just
far through an email, just send it.
Full armor pistol out here for Team Oster.
Or rather, Team Nothing.
On the T side.
They said they can't hit our heads.
He cares.
He's like, now he wants it.
ASMRtable.
Oh, no!
Let's get out!
Jade!
Double-a-go pistol!
Easy, guys.
It's not done.
It's low health.
Nothing's here.
He's here to whisper his way through this round.
Come on.
I'm holding me.
I feel so.
Vinny.
They're false.
Oh, they get a ventral?
No, he's looking for the top.
Oh my god, bro.
Bum's down.
Got my clock fairing in, but he's dead after the double.
Alright, it's gotta be Yingling, but did he have to?
No, he's got it.
He does.
Man, he could go plant right now, but he doesn't know about the second player.
I like the fake out. He's hoping they're over-rotate.
But at a certain point, you gotta make a move, and that time has given time for Jade to go down B.
Wait, this is gonna work. He's looking to go back up the vent.
He's opened the door downstairs, so they're all going here.
Yingling, he might have made a genius decision.
The worst thing he could do, though, is just over-sinking.
He's a b-site addict, man.
He loves it down there.
I've seen him! I've seen him come back up!
He just likes cold, dark places.
He's behind you.
Ooh!
I'm not gonna let this bother me.
It's one-sided information for you guys!
Nice.
Okay.
Fifteen bullets in the Glock.
There will be a reload.
Jay's just hoping that he runs back downstairs.
Won't happen.
Jay got a double on Alpha from Heaven,
and now she's stuck in the wrong place.
such a long rotation it's gonna walk it back right now you can't walk this yeah
it's uh no no kit in play no this is gonna take too long yeah eventually it
was so good in the pistol it's gotta go yeah gotta believe yeah get running this
is the right move gotta force him out tap the bomb and make sure you win peaks
who throw yee-ha on there too okay he's playing this pretty smart she has to
just tap it as fast as possible hope for that one peak to come out and just
hit that head shot, it's the only way.
Does Ying Ling bite on the fake?
He does!
Oh!
Nicely done, Ying Ling.
That brings it on.
They made that one a meal as well.
Downstairs, tried to get the rotation, didn't come.
Could have gone the wrong way,
but no, that's a T round easy on the pistol.
Did they buy a kit at all?
Or was it one on the ground somewhere
or just kinda on luck?
Don't know, don't know.
Sucks, sucks, sucks.
Yeah, don't be a tip by a kid is what we always say
The best SMG is the worst rifle. Yeah, we all have our heroes. Yeah, we will have say
I got nothing
And they're all down. Is it bad for Austin that like he's playing versus retired pro nothing and he looks like hunk
And Austin really he must have ground up your gears right before I actually I really like Austin
That's the other side compromised
And rotations are gonna be tough from the vent, so it might be a wrap-in, so nothing is just gonna be a fry-in here.
30 kills, possible here. And you know on the bright side, Boston, he could maybe claim this win off of his technicality, the HUD, since he's at 10 rounds.
What's that? Oh, I see. Yeah, I've gotta flip that around.
Oh, god.
The knight is crazy.
Oh, yeah, come on!
He looked down as a flashball by the way, I love that immersive gameplay
You think Austin's just berating him off mic right now
Headphones off, flipping them off
He's got a fleet of bananas like he's playing one best of one
He's got hand sanitizer and 12 bananas, that sounds like a good night.
He's in health mode, bro.
Food and a beverage.
Yeah.
Gets you drunk faster than vanilla extract, on the other hand.
Dude, that's no joke.
I had two bottles of that stuff.
Ain't actually bringing up the caboose here on the killboard,
which I think is hilarious to observe and point out.
What's the caboose?
The end of it, the bottom.
The ass.
The caboose is the back of a train.
Did you know that?
No, I didn't know.
You guys have crazy words out here.
That sounds like an English word, I'll say.
Yeah, that's true.
It's kind of rich coming from you, Hugo.
You guys call it crosswalk zebra crossings.
Yeah.
Really?
Yes.
That's crazy.
And then they pretend it's crazy.
They call mini-golf crazy-golf.
It's crazy!
Just a small boy.
Guy who's British, hey, get a load of this craziness.
He's crazy in his mini-golf.
This gulf is crazy.
He's so tiny.
Look at the little potter.
It's golf for ants.
Ants don't say that.
Oh my god, he mis-hurried someone else all the time.
He's back.
He saved it.
CT nuke man, it's just easy.
No kidding.
Oh!
Elsewhere.
One bullet, one headshot right there.
I've had a few one taps, my son.
And there's four glasses.
Okay.
Here's where the real test comes.
I gotta make the CT come back.
Is he on phase or the face shirt?
Uh...
Maybe old phase or something?
You never know a phase.
Yeah, anyone could see on phase.
It's been through the wash quite a bit.
That's a vintage phase.
Minus Broke plus Arrow.
The fades are actually in the wash right now.
Yeah, they're in the wash.
Who's the better offer?
I'm still up for debate.
Okay.
We were saying earlier that vibes are important.
This is where you need good vibes, if you're Austin's team.
Yeah, definitely.
When the chips are down.
Yeah.
It's easy to be a fun guy when you're, you know, crushing.
Yeah.
You got that rich laugh.
Ray was in spray control.
not bad and this is where it will get marginally scary for the t-side you know
what nothing had a tech nine not an AK I don't know he's kind of a dog at this
team yeah I think you got a lot of people get out we're talking about is
you gonna stand up now he knows that is that grounds for that's like some H
box I won the first game shit I just had the words counter it with a bunch of
you tell from nothing dude that's genius the best advice is simple and applies to
every situation just win nothing again it's kind of a power thing nothing
Whispers? Everyone has to be dead silent to hear what they really want to, because they will be.
He's done the old school lance, he knows. They're playing opposite each other, same room.
They do have a risk-annualing headphone, it's a very sophisticated setup, but they're crossing each other.
I wasn't questioning the competitive integrity of the tournament.
I do want people to know, because they'll see it on the screen, and the chowdeck literally scared them,
and it's like, well, there's systems in place, but physical presence is physical presence.
Yeah, you only know your opponent's there when courage stands up.
There is big spray down with the galeel.
Ooh, there's crazy land tech and nothing is one of the players who's done this.
But when you used to sit across from each other, you could throw a flashbang into a site,
and then look at your opponent and see their screen flash white on their face,
and then know if someone's holding it.
That's ancient goons.
Yeah.
That's ancient goons.
It's just poor sperm quality.
I've never heard Goon use like that.
Yeah, I use it very liberally.
Okay. You're the English major.
You said the language is flexible.
I do have a command of the language that we're speaking right now here, right, Launders?
So yeah, it's just nothing to utility man. He says I'll handle all this guys you my little minions you go for
I'll tell you why.
Yeah, he's like, you guys are making cat-brickin' moorities.
Just listen for now.
I hit him with a smoke wall.
Nothing.
Selling it right now.
Good flash.
Yeah, and Arrow was a zash shot.
The plan was fire right there.
Yeah, he just went that cross.
Yeah.
Oh, he's like, you guys are making cat-brickin' moorities.
Oh, and interesting they pull the rotation the upper fake works
This no one's in RAM. Oh, this is round. This is round from position. I mean you can't nothing in a post one now
It's getting scary
Why did they get a kill?
They're on
Aiden also went down vent
You think he organized this event just so you play dude, that's what the streets are saying
I will say, Aiden has been putting a immense amount of time to CS, like his hobby in his
past time, especially with Nick Begling.
So when the opportunity came for Ludwig to say, hey I'm putting on a CS event, Aiden says,
can I play?
Yeah, okay, interesting.
And Ludwig unfortunately said, yeah you can play.
Oh please, yes.
Ludwig's here, explain what happened.
Can you really win your own knives?
We had another event, and it fell through, for various reasons.
And then Aiden pops it and goes,
where were you?
Yes.
And then I go, I don't know, I haven't been playing too much.
She's like, I'll invite all the players for you.
I'll take that off because that's one of the hardest things.
Like you have to do outreach with 20 to 30 people.
I'll take that off and play, I'll do it.
I'll invite everyone.
And I'll get the knives.
And I'll let the group chase.
And I'll maybe give some advice to the casual
who to drag.
What if I was playing every day during both games?
And that's been the last, basically, month and a half.
It's very long.
Yeah, that's the turnkey solution.
I mean, I don't know how to turn that down.
I'm so confident that I told him that Squeaks hit face at level 10.
He goes, yeah, I know, I was in China.
I'm a huge fan of that.
I'm so not relaxed, you know?
He can be good at the game too.
Ray, you've got three bullets.
Get out of there.
Yeah, this could be it. I mean Austin's gonna try to make a hero move maybe
He knows performing a full retake in this spot is gonna be difficult
He's gonna stand up if you win this that's for sure
Dude Jadis has some crazy
The most impact on Austin's team. Hands down.
Yeah, well, I'm the Masayoshi Collector.
Oh, actually, yes.
But let's say he's not the star of the show,
but the team named after himself.
Right.
Nothing, 32 kills. Not enough right now.
Austin lives to fight. One more round.
Cam went dark. He said, going dark.
Do not hit me up. I blocked you.
Yes.
Basically, the ball plays through there.
block of my lawyer's phone number do you have to win every round and then a little
bit more
I'm getting a micromanaging there yeah that's a cancel they've lost the plan
They're back to Lobby.
It's going to be a test of the mid-rounding here for Team Nothing.
Austin's private at his Twitter account. He's muted all his teammates.
He has to frat.
Yeah, he's just coming in for the frat.
He has come back pretty well in this half, I've got to say.
It was like 5 and 12.
He's had a great recovery. Is it enough?
Austin, make it move.
Oh!
They're taking the ice.
I like how Aiden's cam just went dark like it like oh man that was violent
I'm loving the patience is how you got to play it this is a good sneak but
Yingling looks like he wants to take a swing oh this is not the reaction
That's good.
It's not free take, it's not free.
Okay, it happens.
We got six players.
That'll slow this down.
Nothing's still on there.
And that's it.
We're done.
Another multi-kill on the replay.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like in the draft, I think quarter big was slept on and it's one of those really
clear about how much CS he played, but uh, hit a mortal and valorant right?
She's been good at the FPS games for a very long time.
Right.
Uh, it's, it's definitely slept on.
Also that flash was one of those ones where you, when you're playing with the boys,
you're like, no one saw it.
Everyone was alive.
There's just no way.
No, they're probably not.
probably not spectating me right now the odds are on my side nope
at what point does the frustration hit nothing you can feel it yeah start to
shift there's a gap in that Molly is that a bad Molly or is it supposed to not
cover everything ran around it it can happen basically spread not lining
everything up here oh we have triple banks rotations are too good you ain't
getting through that
oh they're moving the bombs
Valkyrie sacrifice to the elders here but you kind of need to do that to
continue the rounds and the bloods to iron sacrifice
that's courage cooking
I mean imagine the pop-up
yeah that's right you stand up here
You throw them on it.
Are they finds?
Oh, we'll be finding.
You have to pay 8 and 500.
I think 4G actually just jumped.
Oh!
Let's not say that this is possible.
But that's an AK up to 840 seconds.
And he's running it.
Could have walked in this spot.
They're faking the save.
He's tricky, man.
I'm not hearing it, buddy.
Yeah.
Could have been juicy.
I hear that call.
He said above.
He could come out, hey, technically.
Technically.
Legally.
Can you go up?
Uh, then?
I think you got a single number.
So if they're going to mostly be on that, we'll fight them.
I'll try that.
They just don't want to let it go.
All right.
That's his talk.
I'll try that.
Woo!
Awesome in the right spot.
Two players downstairs.
Another CT round.
And now this comeback.
It's only three rounds.
The individual come back. We got OT game one. That's crazy. This is actually we go to shoot out. Yeah, please
I mean nerves are gonna be huge factor in this in this tournament. Yeah, I mean they're already like look at courage
He's shattered
He stood up in six rounds when the vibes guy is it when his heart's racing
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, he needs to tell a joke now. Yeah
All right most next day
I'm loving that both sides have outside cross mode so yeah it's just nice
Doing a second wall I think Aiden's going to back just forward with more smokes
Now there's all this outside ruckus no one's pushed secret so technically they
could have crossed around this but with the player on the inside of red
Oh, okay, I'll still let's go.
He didn't nothing out of the spot.
Yeah.
And once again, raid boss down just becomes way easier for sure.
Oh, I can't get her out of full nades.
That's dangerous.
Sun's out, gun's out.
Get your one, get your one.
She got it.
And the trade.
Off shot's good.
But Aiden's still going.
Okay, well, in Apex Legends, you're almost always by yourself.
True.
I wish he could slide down that ramp.
It is Source Engine. Just give it a shot.
Wow.
It's a fake thing.
It's a fake thing. He has so much life left over.
Could Molly this corner?
I don't mind the approach right now.
Masio, if he's thinking from above.
Careful.
Very good.
He plants back site. He might be on for a round.
Info someone just said control that's not true. They're both coming from ramp
Still safe plant
Every chance here. I just want to stay here and take your fights
That's a good try yeah legs on that little on D3. Yeah another massive multi-kill from us
We for all the shit
He was 5 and 12 he's 22 and 16 and he really countered that outside fake
He's going through his nothing era.
Guys, it's demon mode.
He's went dark on all socials and he's locked in.
Don't focus.
Are we sure it's him?
He's trying to make his first million right now.
Yeah, just drop chipping, planting, 34 and 14 on nothing.
Yeah, it's just one more golden call to make this happen.
is still whispering. Yeah. He has to raise his voice.
That was good.
Are you feeling some pressure, Eddie, to be the guy to make the play?
I didn't get him too many. He actually would have had a chance.
Okay, it's gone. The Arawalp started to find a lot more as well.
I feel like nothing is looking for Austin right now.
He's not finding it just yet.
Stimpatient 53 with contribution from Valkyrie as well
With nothing alive. I feel like there's always a little chance
This fights inevitable you just breathe so easy
Fight but it doesn't and now and maybe there's a chance to end this still needs his troops. Nothing is low. Yeah
Herge didn't seem to know his teammate was in the bed. I hope he doesn't shoot in there
It's just like a mogus every time I can't stop thinking
he's venting and they're getting into some pretty good spots high impacts yeah
corda jade also pretty much in optimal position back side's gonna be cleared
they're gonna make sure no rotations can come in as they try to get this plant
off but will they be worried about dark courage boys opening up self up to
this so we hit them in the ass that's where I'm losing unfortunately good
We'll be able to get that back
Yeah, you gotta be John Wick to win this one. Let's see. Oh, I thought a sick hold. Yeah
Easy done nothing nearly dead
Wow
Typical new game. Yeah, okay. That's the other game, but in terms of consistent
It is absolutely every every site take it's like three kills. It's crazy. Yep. Okay. I got a bit of intel for you guys
It does awesome CS camera. Yeah, turn it off
Yeah, we said he went demon time, you know, don't hit me up trying to hustle trying to get my life, right
Yes
second it's possible. And now it's a 3-0 on 5 retreat they still got courage and
ramp. Austin that's a huge double. He's blacking out in the booth right now
he's got two kills a 3v3 he's in Dekon. Yingwing's looking for him but he's only
It's another one!
I'm going to try it out!
They're liking the darkness, Eston CS!
Now he's going to make it a trend. Everyone's going to turn their damn camp.
It's going to be like a World War II. They turned off all the lights.
It's on C now, yeah?
Yeah.
Wow. Wait, so they're not doing the 1v1.
That's a high price.
regular okay gotcha okay do we turn as we come back on see if he drops off jobs
not finished it's only came for Ron stalking Aiden you know he's not happy
about that right now you know he's saying some dumb shit this guy's almost
30 look he's almost bald
he just has to lock in
that was a that was a nine round comeback yeah I think it's pretty
whole time I feel like there was this is what gentlemen do fellas take notes
is that putting your finger on the scale
that was so chivalrous chivalrous but it's hot up there
That's funny. Did that right before he got to Aiden? I don't know. That was just a coincidence.
He knows people.
This fit is so hilarious. He looks like a golf player.
He also looks like a hockey coach, I feel like.
He just has this like guy who peeked in high school and now purchased high school football.
Don't play with grandmas out there now.
This is the biggest game of my career. Your career.
We can hear you, just can't see you.
Would they've route it?
They could've gone the wrong channel.
This whole time they had perfect info, as well as cheating in the draft.
They're just hearing the other team's gums.
They still lost.
They still lose.
Because the comms were all wrong.
They pulled out all the stumps.
What do in Pro CS right now, big games, what do they use for comms, like do they like use
in mongolous?
Team Street is a good game.
Yeah, Team Street is a good game.
Yeah, I think so.
I remember back in the Dota days, it was the teams would use Skype sometimes and Skype
had this insane vulnerability in it and that you could find their IP.
So it was like, there's going to be dogs left and right.
We all used to get DDoS because of that, because Skype does the easiest thing.
Dude, I miss the Skype cool sound effect.
I don't actually
Nice cat
Professional case opener you would hope so that's yeah, right so the handle of us out as well. She's freezing. I think it's cold in there
It was so long ago.
She's taking the AC on. That'll she say.
Okay. Life's good.
Life's good, girl.
Wait, it's also not no mouse pad.
Oh, that's nasty.
He's war-dogging here.
Straight wood with a mouse.
He's rod-dogging his off with no mouse pad.
How?
Dude, Squeaks has two mouse pads.
I was looking for one earlier.
Yeah, that's going on the flight without the big neck pillow
Like no headphones, no nothing
You got the funniest legs like just one more ocean
All right, we did get the cam back so Austin is okay with you know, he's coming back alive on socials
The distance win.
Freak out, watch this car, watch that huge car.
He's killing time right now as they're...
Oh my God!
Just in time.
That's trigger discipline.
I mean, yeah, it's insane work at Austin now.
They can walk the mini.
Nothing's 30, 7 kills.
You definitely feel like the stress has gone up for everyone, man.
Everyone's laughing, their courage ain't standing up no more.
it's all become like nothing's volume
it's it's a big vibes guys tough to sometimes explain you got we got this
shit the fuck up
fuck up
i want hardcore real is like Hugo
i got first
jade
most impactful
Information here rotating it's nice down to that b-side damage done not over playing arrow moving in is it brokeie or is it arrow?
It's broken
Nice flanking
The jacket it's made all the difference
The finger is on the scale
He hit the barrel with his forehead in that smoke.
What are we talking about?
I feel like if I was his teammate, I wouldn't have started this game without finding him a mouse pad in this building.
There's a mouse pad in this building, right?
100%.
He can use mine. I have a computer here.
He's sporting them.
His poor mouse gates.
Guys, what was the score? Because it was 9-3 and then they lost. I'm pretty sure they lost pistol, was it?
11-3.
11-3? Because they fully go?
True, it might have been.
I think it was 12-3. I think it was 12-3.
Wow. 12-3, and now it's E-bossing in the lead!
Trickers with the worst spot clash of all time!
But you know, I respect that he kept going, because some of us wouldn't have.
Nothing clutch, what we got. One kill deep.
He's in the best spot to clash.
Playing at the vents, options wide open, unfortunately he doesn't have...
Credit to Masayoshi could be scary to want to peek him in that situation.
the only one that gets the clutch on me just want to chime in guys real quick
to say Aiden's done a great job running this event it's fair genes and the thing
is he chose the captain that was a smart play by hand so shout out to Aiden
When you when you write Star Wars and you make yourself Darth Vader and you're
like what what's the problem why does everyone hate me
Looking for the clean CTOT hull.
Austin might be the main character.
Nothing. Approaching a 40 bomb. We're likely to see it.
That was...
Hey, obviously, he had to get O.T. for it.
He might be the main character in No Country for Old Man.
Oh, yeah.
The one that meets an unfortunate fate.
All right.
Down, secret.
This kill could be everything in any box.
That's a huge player.
Down.
Austin wants to keep his cards close here.
Doesn't want to go for spams.
Just wants to see if there's a lurk in place.
Beautiful.
Going to do a great job of finding the outside.
So Yingying is the caboose there.
He's the contender.
Oh, okay, now it makes sense.
Okay.
Oh, there's one.
Not a bad score.
Whoa!
Second kill, he's out.
And lives.
He lives.
Valkyrie has definitely brought our score up since the second half began.
Gingling with the turnaround.
Nothing though, 40 kills.
2v2.
Wow, 40 and 18 to start the day.
This one round will make all the difference on the T side.
is clear double venues this is high risk but no one's watching they made a lot of
damn noise we're back to hold events nothing this is a strong fight yeah
you can lock this in now it's not nothing that's a cortisol spike
They're vet maxing.
Damn. I think with a mouse pad, he's cute.
I was gonna say that.
I was waiting.
When I say this, I mean this. Do not stop moving.
Do not stop moving.
Yeah, you're right. You got me.
I mean that.
It wasn't blocked in the molly and hug.
Kind of Dory, Finding Nemo type advice.
What do we do? We run. That's the one T round they were looking for. Straight out round.
Rotation's just in time again. He's always there when you need him. Yeah, he's always
always on his feet. Again, playing it cool. Gives the warning over to England. Very
aggressive line. He can get caught from both sides. Oh, through the smoke. Nice
Nice trade for Valkyrie, 4v4 and the bomb can go down.
Do not stop moving.
I don't even know what you mean by that.
Very winnable retake.
Lots of utility left over as well.
Don't smirk, Ray, lock in.
Position very strong
They can hop on that one that's a diffuse is that a type
Yeah, three round CT wins you this 44 kills is kind of insane. Yeah, that's almost all of them
But yeah, it's a terrible wealth the permanent underclass the rest of it
enough to go around teammate and I mean team nothing might be recovering here
from the choke in a century
yeah he is okay well as long as he's alive there is always a chance
was that a hair to chrissism or the smoke there I like that I like I like that
that animosity yeah vitriol yeah vitriol bad vibes
Again, okay.
Staying outside.
A little delay, I say.
It is only one smoke now, but they're not watching it.
And it's actually the CTs since they think they've countered a fake outside
that are falling for the double fake.
They're going downstairs with a full commitment,
making a lot of noise here, so that means they need to keep going.
You know who's home. It's Yingling, permanent B player sitting behind the silo.
up here a clock but what time is it? You've stepped into my domain high courage.
Oh nice. That's crazy. Onto nothing no less. If they get the bomb down on the
way position. They can sandwich Austin right now on ramp and he's dropped.
Jack, what's your left on the ramp right here? They can't get the bomb right here.
Just go timing. Might be two might be two.
This is a round that I'll come down to really. Courage can win this.
Oh, he's taking damage. Yeah, he's going to be watched, but...
Oh my god. Did you take the three?
He got him!
He wants it, he wants it, he wants it. Uh-oh.
One bite.
Damn, he's a real eater.
Bossing round.
Nobody's like, should I get one of these?
That was great.
And you can tell he handed up after he was sure that the diffus was not through.
He was standing up.
I do love that in those big CS moments, you know, it's the end of the game, the major is one, but some guys still have to hold.
Yeah.
He still has to sit there.
Yeah, we sit back.
I think this is where you end the course.
People have knocked people off the E-key in celebration.
That was on phase actually, right?
Yeah, it happened there as well.
Yes.
Don't use same bolted.
It's always brokey.
This is getting crazy.
This is playing.
This is match.
On this round.
Oh, he's made so much progress here.
He has no one playing C-graze.
Listening for the reload?
Not going in for credit card.
Back turned.
Think it's the move though. Aiden up secret. He can take this is a credit card
Now was a turnip was a tournament winner I said the cam off right now
England just saw the tips in AK. That's a good name
We case I guys look at the map that will be there's only one player up here
It's courage it's been very lower century it can't be another kind like he is gonna lose his mind
Has he got that dog in him feel their half of the day?
Out of his chair you're kidding team nothing with the wind to choke into overtime from 12 3 up and they still close it
My goodness Ludwig is happy about this
He's going to have a movie game thing to say, okay?
Six kills in two rounds to clutch you through a team
You guys, what you ate it with, you guys got the meat and cheese portos rice balls
So I had two of those pre-match, half a banana, and an un-disclosed sparky water
Are you talking about that banana mid-round?
Yeah, it makes a difference
You think that actually helped you that last round?
Popped out the cast here and it's over. Yeah, you want got a crazy day. It feels good. It's good
You almost had the joke
Like 12 and 20 you were locked in
You were nervous
And then I think there's a point at the end of that path where I stop and I'm like just
taking her around.
You're just nerve used every round and how do I call it back?
Yeah, and I think it really put the pressure on and they were like, I think there's a few
rounds in a row where you're awesome just like driving and then nothing told me
to call which we had talked about because that's what I do on IGL.
Yeah, and uh, I just like totally fun
Like I'm like so you're IGL on that combat train on the last like three rounds in a half
Right, and then obviously it didn't work right because I think what happens is like I mean he played fucking in the end
Yeah, but if you make nothing call and think about everybody else
Like I think it's just super high stress. This is our terminal
You know yeah, I was like doing so in so funny because like for the first part of them like our first half
I don't think any of us were playing bad. He was just
Was that stressful for you a little bit, you know, I don't have the whip on it
I'm trying to have a good time here. I feel like you took it seriously. You're whispering. Yeah, you were
I grew up in yes literally like this is my land across from your opponent. Yeah, they're mounting this comeback
Are you thinking like?
Fuck it's because there's a point where you have 40 kills. Everybody seems negative. Yeah, are you like no no?
You know you don't trip on scoreboard is on that is right. Yeah, so we're nuke is annoying though
Because it's one of those things where you feel very like suppressed. I think there's not a lot of opportunities to make plays
So it's like one of those things where you kind of, you know when you're at match point, you just want to force it?
Yeah, so I was like, all right, let's slow down and try to catch something.
Who's MVP for you and your team?
I'll tell you.
Courage, you know, T there.
Well, yeah.
That's kind of professional.
All right, well hey, you guys are 1-0, congrats.
You have two other teams to play.
Still on the finals, so take some rests, and we're going to go to our next game,
which Casterz will preview for you.
Oh man.
Oh yeah, we will.
You know, it's interesting to hear, I made someone else call.
We're Troud Go.
Let's play the next game.
Oh, I see shit.
Like that on Main Stage?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Would you like to talk to the audience?
Even please.
I'm kidding myself.
Yeah?
There's all the problems on offense.
Every single round on T side.
Alright, Kurt, you're gonna go first.
Alright, Kurt, get in there first, man.
Alright, go out and get in there first.
I think that mic is off.
No, no, you're good.
You're good.
It's back.
They're just delayed.
Hold on.
Oh, they're just delaying, there it is.
I have to repeat myself now, we're good. This has been great so far. How was that for you guys?
That was great fun, I mean.
Yeah, you were the content man, that game.
Were you buying the P90 because they were telling you to go first or the other way around?
I quite literally said, what should I be buying? Nothing.
And he said, just get the P90 and whatever we do just go first, man.
It was a good idea.
All of the tea side, the whole tea side, every round.
Alright, we're gonna go here, we're gonna set up the outside smokes.
Courage, you're gonna go first man, just get in there.
They're handicapping me.
I was the baiter.
Dude, it fell down.
The bait hit.
All your stuff was late round.
All the good moments at the end.
It was waiting for one guy at first.
Well, you know why.
No, I actually think I got no kills on T side.
I think I got maybe one kill because I was going first every round.
Yeah.
You're only around Closer.
CT is different, bro.
We're better.
Oh, that's the highest.
Well, we're here in the world with the Alienware out of this world play of the
match.
Wow.
Okay.
You got it.
You're in such a good spot for this.
You need the banana in?
Gonna stand out.
No, this is the authentic one.
Because here's the thing, Kurds.
And I know I'm a showman, too.
The second time you were playing it up.
But if you were really committed to the bit,
you would have bit that motherfucker, all peels.
All peels, crazy.
I've been here a long day.
I think it's more games.
You're about to see what I'm about to do to these quarters.
What's the idea behind, like, six bananas there?
Were you ready to eat those all?
My thing today was that I just
needed to make sure whatever my team needed I had.
So I got banana for everyone.
I got extra waters, hand sanitizer, mid game.
No goes blowing at his hands through every single round.
I look at the staff in the back.
Can we get this guy hand warmers turned up after that?
Wow.
Did you know Aero was playing without a mouse pad that game?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I mean, I think the only time I saw him smile,
that whole map was when he opened that red.
Yeah.
That was it.
How did you even see that?
It shows up in the chat.
Yeah.
Oh.
That was fun.
That man's dopamine is just completely dead.
was this never show my POV on T side I'll shop on CT and thanks for this I'm
gonna come Joe I want to try cast in one round with you guys play yeah all right
I'll come back I'm gonna go eat more okay up next team shroud taking on team
form expectations paper do these are these are two pretty big teams team
shroud stable Ronaldo it's just so scary to think that shrouded Timmy are on
the same team yeah yeah right everyone gave them Ludwig yeah everyone's been
Everyone's been knocking the blood. I don't know
Is he bad he's I think he's like 7k right or something like that
What week is really bad, but he the thing is he has the ability to get good
He just he stretches himself too thin. I will say he plays man. He is kind of potential man
I think everyone's potential man, but okay, so he plays in the squad known as f4
Before you have any thoughts about that, it's Foosley, Squeaks, Ludwig, and Valkyrae, so it makes that sound.
Either way, he plays on that team. He'll crack cases. He didn't know that when you cracked cases in-game, it tells the whole team.
Or it tells the game itself, right? So he was like, why do they know that?
These are the kind of things he doesn't know about Counter-Strike in general. Not to say that he's like, spray as a leader.
That's part of the fun sometimes if you're playing matchmaking drunk and then you just start opening cases
Sure
It's like four rounds in
It's gone how courageous we've been on is you're with drinking. Yeah. Yeah, it's way healthier
I'll say this so he approaches the game with this idea that I'll just make it work and I'll try to be the vibe sky
I don't I think if they're in a bad spot this team shroud. I don't think Ludwig's bringing him out of the doltrums
I really don't I
She he called Foosley a vibes terrorist. I think and then I think Foosley said it's actually him
Who's the vibes terrorists? It's kind of a bit of a spider-man pointing at each other
I think everyone in that squad has gotten so mad at each other one time doc. You're a cry
Wow, I'm just saying making people cry
Who calls that there's like oh
Like, name and names.
But it was lovely.
But then that's why he brought her the jacket.
Maybe, yeah, maybe he's doing some sort of, like, long game.
I don't know.
But that's why the teams are balanced, is because, you know, I don't know how good Ron is at Counter-Strike.
I really don't.
And I don't know how good me on these.
I'm like in a Fortnite background.
I'm like in the Apex background.
I'm like in the, you know, Quarter-J, Ballerin background.
more like those kinds of things I'm feeling like that kind of experience is
gonna be really good for a tournament like this. People saying Ron is good I
believe you but Ron's also a guy who's like you know I think a lot of times he
plays for the clip which is never a winning strategy. He's the only one
IRL streaming right now right? Okay so his mind's gonna be in two places.
Well you want to talk Vibes, Team Flom they've got other space. We were speaking to Flom last night he said he's gone for a
Vibes team. Yeah, that was how he built it just according to who's like a nice person
And there's nice people in this team. I can't name. Yeah, I think they're all nice for sure
I think of all these things Jakey. Jakey might be the nicest guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
No, I would hang out with this team at like a table at a restaurant. Yeah, where are you seeing in the cafeteria?
You have like a great evening, too
That's a good strategy Vibes wise. Oh, oh my goodness. Nothing's here. What's that?
Yeah, yeah, we were talking about it a lot
We figured it was a power thing to have a mic
We can't
You know these land environments back back in the day you can hear each other or see the flashbang
Were you looking for flashbangs?
Yeah
Honestly, my legs are so sorry guys, if my mic gets too high.
Just hold it close.
Yeah, there we go.
You can be boxed.
What do you think about this next match Jordan?
It's gonna be flam versus shroud.
It's an interesting one.
Because everyone sees shroud and teaming and thinks just like nutty aim.
But Squeaks has that, has the reps.
Your boy, your boy.
With flam and I think balance is normally better than just like,
I don't know, like, do they play CS at all?
What do you think about vibes as a strategy, you know, like I
Think like on the casting couch
Like you get traced in here everyone's making songs
Anyways, I'll let you guys get back to it for sure grab a little hydration. Cool. It seems like he's leaning team shroud a little bit
I mean Flomster Scott. I feel like he's made he's made really good moves and also
I don't think he has a low floor. That's the thing with Flom's team. I think it's like a pretty stable
Yeah, also the squad, Flom the other day was looking up Hanner's games, and she was really
embarrassed about it, but he was like last Tuesday he played 14 games of Premier
In one day. That's a big that's a big block at time. That's like a donkey ride
No one plays good on their 14th game of anything of the day
Yeah, that's the one way like you were gonna go to bed on 13, but then you convince yourself like
a win. Can't end on a win, can't end on a win. I mean the loss feels horrendous, because
you knew you should have been done. Oh yeah, definitely. So I think all that practice has
definitely got to pay off. I mean dude, I want to see Jakey. I'm excited for that.
It was fun watching his story, like the whole kind of getting obsessed with CS. Yeah, I
watched that video last night, finally got it. In preparation. Just wanted to know
something about him. He finally had like a deadline to watch it, because it was
really good every once in a while. But he was like, I'm on YouTube all the time,
so it just kept coming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, okay, it keeps
coming up watching eventually but never got around to it it's worth a watch if
you guys haven't seen it I mean I I did feel a little bit of embarrassments that
sort of that or shame about the counter strike I was like this is we're about
to ruin like one of the nicest people on earth his first premier game cheaters
yeah yeah you know that was somewhat the counter strike experience you we are
also talking about this video of breakfast when we talk about how nice
Jake he was yeah, we met him yesterday and you the thing that you said that made you laugh was he felt bad
You liked in the video how he felt bad when he shit talked in the game
And he felt this like great sense of guilt yeah shame that he would shit talk. That's just another day in counter-strike
Yeah, you gotta get used to that so I
Can you guys I'm not tapped in I know flam is is a gigantic person, right like physically or
Personnel
What's forms like history who is this guy? Oh use he's he was pro for a very long time and then
Kind of made the smart move of becoming a big streamer who was a pro really early and then kind of
Big made a big stream had a community going
He had a stream team that was competing at like a semi or a professional level basically where they were streaming all their practices
When was this like this he ended very recently yeah playing for me like playing for mythic
But this team was actually good like this team
Were you know on the cusp in you know
NACS always kind of struggled under the couple of like really high peaks the flaws been quite low
But when mythic were at their best they were like on the edge of qualifying for like tier one events
Yeah, almost that in a stream team where they're streaming every game streaming every pack
And he had some good players come through that team as well and form was in-game leading the whole time
So is he the best player in this whole thing?
Would you argue him?
That's a hot, good question.
It is hard, man.
I guess Jordan, nothing, Gilbert, and Clonis.
Also, if we're talking like peak form, then it's nothing.
No, yeah.
Like, but if we're talking current, maybe.
Maybe.
It's hard to know as well.
Shroud is that?
I don't really know.
I know he hasn't played much CS2, but like in CS...
If this was eight years ago, like Shroud would be the clear best player.
My biggest compliment to Shroud is he's the only guy I've ever seen that can
make PUBG look like it doesn't lag.
Yeah.
You can just open up any game and just, he doesn't really have to play it a lot or consistently.
He'll just fry.
That game used to, the way the game used to be, if you wanted to change a menu option,
it had to refresh the whole menu like an HTML page.
It's crazy that they shipped it the way it used to be.
Obviously they fixed some stuff, but I'll never forget like playing PUBG with my friends
and be like okay go next menu and it's like
what did they do you have out you lose the whole heart you lose out yeah
getting it winning in pub G was actually it's one of the best feelings in
gaming I'm getting the first win yeah those older level of XXX
temptation on winning a game and he goes that was better than sex really meant
it that was like Jesus but it yeah I get and it's also because it just feels
like impossible to do anything that if you're the last guy standing. Yeah, you're the last guy standing, yeah.
Or you're first to leave. Like PUBG. Yeah, those early battle royales, man, it was like there's no bots, there's no like filtered in, you know.
Like you play Fortnite right now, you'll get like, you know, Gamer 46 and it's just, it's tons of bots that kind of give you wins.
wins, but back in the day you were fighting the engine itself, you were fighting human
beings, and you made it and you get a win.
Oh, and Chinese guys on 300 ping.
Yes, on their phones.
And you're getting fried.
I didn't realize that you were playing bots like in PUBG, because they batted that now.
Dude, I keep winning, I might be the goat in this game, and then I played real people
and it's way worse.
It's like way harder, no fun.
You can build.
flying down in the grove.
And PUBG.
Of PUBG.
So you've had bots at Fortnite too, didn't you?
Fortnite's had bots for a while.
Yeah, look at that.
Well, in CS, I know my teams, they're always bots.
Of course.
Same with my phone.
How about, man, again, I talked about,
because I hang out in this office all the time.
The art set is right over there.
And Aiden spends a lot of time playing Counter-Strike
in the office while we're busy working.
Everyone's busy working.
I don't really work.
But the thing is,
So you don't really work here.
Is that true?
No, I don't.
I don't have a job.
I just have a desk here. I'm kind of like the vibes guy
Yeah, I would say so and he's always at his desk and he played he'll cram in like an hour of counter strike
You know during the work day or whatever and you just hear him screaming
That's how I said this the other day, but there's one of my favorite moments is like wait
What do you do for a living bro? And I can hear me. He's talking to his teammate
I can't hear anything because he's talking to his computer, but he's saying it out loud
We do for living bro. Oh, oh, that's cool. What do you call me scroll on Tinder? Not a lot of matches, huh?
And I'm like this is crazy. I thought that was to the other team. Let's do his teammates. No, it's for it to the other
No, no, it is to see me. Yeah, I could buy the bank that owns your house. Yeah, yeah
It's that but for guys that can't do that
So this guy that Aiden is when he plays counter strike is so interesting and as his close friend
I'll say this that interview that they did that Ludwig did immediately
Aiden would not have been in a good mood. He obviously won. He was willing to talk, right?
Yeah, I feel like they were just both unhappy talking to each other.
How you get so detention?
So Flam's the guy, huh? Okay.
Yeah, I don't know where he ranks in this top four out of the captains.
Maybe...
We'll just put him in S tier.
Yeah, he's a long side nothing.
I think he's also got more recent form, but after watching that game from nothing, it's hard to doubt it.
So a couple people just got off a plane.
And Squeaks both I think we're attending different weddings last night and flew in this morning a squeak fluent this morning
Which is insane because I he
He got on like a five-hour flight
Yeah, he ought to know he got on a five-hour flight and then he also said he had it like a cinnamon toast crunch martini
The night like he was drinking so he's like
Insane they make that party. I like that sounds like a kind of crazy shit
he's up to at his ripe old age of 47 wow and so well I did I was talking like I
feel like shit and I had him do a reaction test he hit 165 yeah it's
quick he's always been he's always been super quick so yeah squeaks has like
that it counter-strike is because it's been so ubiquitous for decades now
you're like oh I've been playing since I was a teenager so you can still kind
of fire up the old shit I'm known squeaks are so like he definitely has
80d just raw adding enough 80 HD he but he but the thing is he get
all his stream is the reason he can't play better because he has to look at
chat because he has to look every second at him at the same way but without his
chat I'm wondering if it's gonna affect him in a way where he can't focus either
what would he focus on it with the vacuum of chat I feel like he's gonna
try to do like magic tricks to his teammates or something just to keep
himself busy because if he doesn't have anything to respond to like he's
gonna freak out. Give me the Squeak's law right because he's a speedrunner but also he plays
CS at a pretty decent level right? Yeah well we just play like 10 man's and stuff like that
for a long time but he's played forever like he's played in Source. I actually have known him
longer than I've had a YouTube channel which like we met in matchmaking in like 2013. No way!
Yeah that's so cute! Yeah and then uh and but he was always meant to be a streamer.
When you just turn on that stream to a couple of viewers, he's giving you guys the same content he did to two viewers.
He's the real deal.
Yeah, you know what's interesting, too, is even off stream, I'll come up and talk to him and I was happy to see him, and he is the same guy.
It really doesn't change. It's a very admirable consistency in everything. He's still the stupid, goofy asshole that you watch.
I just thought because his name is squeaks and he got that name because he was like what sounded like a squeaker when he played
Source and his like older friends who were playing source made fun of him, but like
His voice hasn't got that much deeper. So when we started playing I just thought he was really short for some reason
But he's actually like I think he's like six one
We're not back on the height thing
Yeah, we had this idea before the stream started that if you're if you're six foot
But everyone to you is a tiny little puny person.
And when you're a 5'9 king like myself, everyone must be super tall.
And then you see a smash player, you see that you watch all the time.
You're like, oh, well, I guess I could take him.
So you do when you see someone?
How fast can I take him?
As it looks like, if it comes down to combat, I'm winning.
Who launders you and me head to head boxing in a week?
Who do you think wins?
but the reason that much of a fighter man i think you know i love him
yeah definitely you reach under your head
i have the stats i think to win this fight
but i i don't think uh... i don't think i'm as much of a dog as you are
or anything in the good way right i think you're pandering
to me
yeah you think i take you down
is this the the part of you that thinks everyone's taller than you
i don't know i just i i think it's because it's modern society right we
We don't really fight each other unless we put these gloves on and then put it on a kick
stream or something, right?
And so it's just a fun thought experiment.
It's like, Launders, you know, I've known that guy for a long time, nice guy, could I
beat his ass?
Yeah, you guys think about this every time, you think about everyone, you think about
us.
Could he beat mine?
I don't know!
I mean, I have to hurry up.
You only think this way about Tula people?
Like, is that what you focus in on?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I do.
You've got to punch him.
Yeah, I want an unfair fight.
And it's unfair.
You're telling me.
an unfair fight right okay well you're in those circles that you're super close to
maybe getting a boxing match right yeah you know the trend for a bit so yes kind
of avoided it there was it's funny Jason the wean is doing he says like his fourth
one's like a boxing NMS boxing and he's like anyone want to be in this I read
saw that on Twitter and was like do you want to be in this like what like hey
You want to fucking bust it 36 year old Google Jason's height
Have you ever just wanted to go to jail just to see all the time I think about all the time yeah
Would you go in and beat up this shortest guy?
Shortest I don't I think I would might try to mind my own business. I think I would want to try the food
Yeah
All my sloth I want my like my little peaches in a cup if they have though, but you're standing in the lunch
Land first day in prison you're in for fraud
You what do you do? Pants is me. Yeah, I say take a look down
What more what more do you what more do you need to see and then I see my micro?
Like we can't beat that guy up. He's got it hard enough
My micro
I'm a mic grower.
Dude, I got one of the micro penises like, no, I call it a mic grower.
I'm a mic grower.
You're lucky.
Oh, courage. We scared him off.
It's funny, he lost a lot of weight.
What's wrong? Yeah, the port is dangerous, huh?
Dude.
He's gonna have a crash later.
As fit as he looks and is you can't take the eater out of an eater. You know I'm saying
Check the bike. Yeah, that was good. Oh
Man, all right. Well, that's kind of killed the mood here when I said
No, we're just looking at chat. It's this flammily waiting room
Woke rocker. I got you yally Yuri. I got m preg at the woke rocker concert
Damn, so Chad's popping off. I need to read more Chad. I was definitely falling
forgetting its there. Yank their cocks off. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, there it is. Who's gonna
do interviews after this, Aiden? Yeah, we'll have Aiden do it. Okay. Procure by AT&T. Type
shit. Type crap. The T is for type shit. I think this is going to dictate a lot of
the rest of the event is seeing how these particular gamers game because I've been very skeptical.
I've always been talking shit a lot, right?
Because I know him and I'm just not confident in him.
But I don't know if he shows up and he's alive, it might change the whole vibe of this
thing.
Really?
That's the bar he's breathing?
Yeah.
Well, get some relives of the best moments.
I'm his carriage breakers, they're down for me.
Yeah, so here I just saw it, oh wait,
I forgot I'm the best player in the lobby.
So I got it just pushed.
No, you know what it was, we were calling out,
let's make some noise on the other side.
So he opened up doors and I knew I would give me three.
There I just kind of panicked
and my instinct is always to go for food.
And then I think that was about five inches deep.
That's typically what I had.
It's a big bite.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, Noko, I didn't see him grab that.
You.
What have you been up to?
You know, just let my career slightly die by playing Deadlock on stream and just like 300 people but having a blast
They do you like deadlock? Yeah, it's great that games peak. Yeah, shout out to them
We can talk about it. This is not a CS event. We can speak freely here. Oh, it's a CS
Oh, you mean not a valorant event. Yeah
But yeah, it's a yeah, it's all valve universe, baby deadlock I forgot we're proud of it
Listen that game 100,000 players a day peak you can still get code to access it. Just wait until it's all fully out there
They do like eight updates a week because it's if there's 350 employees about I would probably argue that
320 of them are working on deadlock. Yeah, and the three guys that work on Dota and then the rest are working on CS
He's poking with the stick come on do something
Yeah, I look at Deadlock, you know, I don't play games my whole life, but I look at him like fuck look at all this shit
I gotta learn. Yeah, is that a valid concern? It is it is a daunting task at first, but remembering that you are
getting used to a MOBA it's it's
If you've ever gotten addicted to a MOBA, you know, were you into like overwatch or TF2?
I was big into like League of Legends and other MOBA type games okay from a
the other half of it.
I just don't love how it feels like when you play a fighting game like Overwatch or Marvel
Rivals.
It's basically counting who has more ults, you know?
Whereas in Deadlock, you can get ahead early and become OP as your character where it's
not an even playing field at all times.
What do you think about Fusley's shirt?
I love that movie shirt, dude.
It's the sweet baby raised guy.
That's Mark Zuckerberg?
Yeah, it's a picture of Mark Zuckerberg when he's on it on the ground. He got his tongue out. He's fucking looking up
He did that. Oh, yeah, I remember when he did that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Is that this it was that one of the White House corresponded to dinner? Oh, it was okay. He's
just
Didn't get any lore. I talked to her for like 10 minutes, but never asked about the shirt
I don't know why I don't
Trust me
I feel like Bruce Lee gets nervous on a competitive stage like this.
He was drinking a red bull earlier, and I was like, nerves are going to be a huge factor
in this game.
And then she chugged it.
Nice.
Locked in.
That's typically what they do.
When your nerves are high, chug more caffeine in here.
So again, I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm sorry.
I tried to transition into something nice, completely fell on my face.
Okay, I actually have a strategic update for you guys, so prior to match one, I deliberately only ate two rice balls
Okay, we're gonna get food check it in the bakery. Yeah, but then I got told like two full hours right now
Basically, we told her next match. Well, what else can you do? I just slammed a breakfast empanada or ice ball
Wow cheese rolls damn
I'm saying that now that holds me over for at least
Until the end of the next map. How many calories think that is? What did you just eat like 800?
really this is this is bread I don't know bro thousand plus I think it's
thousand plus but think about how many calories you're burning when you're
standing up out of your chest and off every round do you want it do you want a
deadlift before your game with deadlift together that be crazy walking I saw
that there's a shower downstairs so can I go walk you think outside is there
a pair of shorts I could borrow here you're welcome to shower we have towels
Shorts I think are a harder ask
Merch on the wall are you guys? Oh, yes, I'll sell shorts
No, there might be someone a box somewhere you can ask Aiden. He's kind of that guy
But I would say you are welcome to shower downstairs
You're welcome to deadlift with slime care about everything you do you have to stream it?
No, no, no, whatever you want to do
This is the merch. Are you guys sell things in here? Well, we do merch drops, sir
I say we again. I don't get paid by this but yeah
There's more shops. These are all the items that you have to kind of save to make sure there's a record of it physically nice
Yeah, you take cash
Don't take cash. I've seen Squeaks play. He doesn't even use a monitor visualizes the map
And a detailed rendering completely in his mind
He has a biological war I can't even read it the chat
Yeah
Yeah, we're just waiting for the game to start so it's obviously
Do you want to go get a move off?
Watch us.
You want to go, you want to go...
Delta S?
Go on now.
Get this shit rolling, let's go!
Ha ha ha, let's do him in his shape.
Okay, let's see how quick he drops it.
It's instantly gone.
He lost it.
Hey guys, I had a good time.
Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
Do you mind us starting up a...
I was just doing a bit.
Anyway.
Do you want to recap the day here, Harry?
What's happening?
Recap the day.
Yeah
I didn't even remember who won all right team nothing took on team all that was the one the day
You know team up with a twelve three lead nothing with 30 kills choked twelve three into overtime
They managed to close it out in OT team nothing with the first win of the day and team Austin are in the mud
down
Happens coming up next team flan versus team trout. There are no free wins though
I think I was looking at like my first glance was like, oh
Timmy and Trout this is over and then I look at the other teams and I'm like man, who's easy to beat
Really isn't anybody. Yeah, and maybe if we had some doubts about team Austin at the top
Yeah, that's right. That's kind of gone. That's gone to be honest. I was impressed at that CT side
so to start J. Deckray moments by
Mazayoshi with a big clutch. Yeah, you think Aiden would have been nervous in his match
In one match just the match you just played
How's he in terms of performance, anxiety?
Let me tell you a funny story about Aiden while we're waiting for this to set up.
Aiden once, we were at Genesis, which is a big giant Melee tournament. This is two years ago now.
And Aiden got pretty good at Melee. He used to be kind of mid, and then he put a lot of time in, and he got pretty decent.
And so he's playing this tournament set against a player we've known for a long time named Gooms, from Southern California.
California and he's playing against gooms and this is kind of I think in round two of pools
Which is like you know you're pretty far so far and he's playing and gooms is down
In melee, it's four stocks to four stocks gooms is down. He has one stock and Aiden has three. Okay, what could go wrong?
He plays Fox and play chic anyway gooms. He takes the first stock from eight now
It's two to one Aiden turns to him almost an entombed in manner says you got this gooms
Really gooms takes another stock
Oh, it's one to one. Gooms clutches the entire set.
And he's never looked it down. Gooms in fact did have it.
He did got that. And that it's kind of like in a time capsule.
It's like this is, Aiden is a guy who will make mistakes like that. Emotional mistakes.
You glow when you're ahead, you get nervous, you choke, happens all the time.
And it's very human, but it's also very hilarious.
Yeah, I'd love that he put himself out there for that one
I'm a bit of a choker and it's like the first thing when you feel like you're choking you go towards like leading into it
Yeah, you're like, oh, I don't know man. You're gonna fuck shit though when I'm getting nervous
That's that's admirable
In that spot particularly for a and he wasn't nervous. He's very confident, right?
So it's talking shit when you're confident and then when things go wrong really fast
And then you'll think about what you just did.
Yeah, why did I just do this thing?
You're gonna be stuck if I said this and lost.
Yes, and these are the things that run through the minds of middling players of any game.
You know, myself included. Like, this is not a knock-and-saiden, but the pros, this doesn't, you know, this happens less to them.
So is it a trend? Is it a history choking? Was it a one-off?
I don't think he chokes more than the average person. It's just that his chokes are a lot louder.
Okay, yeah.
That makes sense.
It's more spectacular.
What kind of noise are you talking?
I'm talking like...
Something broke.
Like when you're losing health to poison in like a dungeon crawler.
Lava in Minecraft.
So you guys come here often?
Oh, I'm here often.
Dude, I just want to see love play, man.
You look kind of serious warming up.
I haven't been back to California in like two years.
Dude, America's wild.
Yeah.
I don't come here enough.
They bag your groceries for you.
So we brought Harry's house.
That's crazy.
We landed on the first day.
We got this Airbnb super nice out of barbecue.
Had a couple of people over.
And so we're like, all right, let's go get some food,
and then let's go to Topgolf.
I bring Harry to Ralph's,
and Harry's super excited to do the barbecue.
He's like, I can cook.
We can make a bunch of shit.
And I'm ready for this we walk into the grocery store the first thing he just picks up the block of cheddar cheese and then he freezes
Way too much shit
What is the alternative you go to the farmers market right and there's like there's a couple of fruits a couple of
Yeah!
And whenever they pulled out the other.
You go on any pizzerias.
And then we get to the line to go pay for everything.
Someone's bagging our groceries, which I understand if that doesn't happen at every grocery store.
Even in Canada we don't always have that.
So that is American service for sure.
And then the lady's bagging up our groceries goes, so Harry, what's your favorite part
about America so far?
And he goes, so far it's this.
We just got out of prison.
There's so much food everywhere.
People are nice to me.
nice to me did you tip your bag of no we don't know we're you guys from
specifically well I didn't know you're really I've been to Stoke on
I'm from Oxford, Harry's from the south.
Oh shit, you know Pontons in Canberra Sands.
Yeah, I live near Canberra Sands now.
Yeah, they closed the Pontons there.
Wait, for real?
For real shit.
How's he telling you stuff like that?
I'm a worldly man.
You know they discriminate against the Irish as well.
Wait, what?
At Pontons that is not a lie.
But it gets to you.
Yeah.
Are you Irish?
No.
Oh, OK.
No, I walk right into that.
No one is there.
He's standing in the face of prejudice right there.
It's probably fair.
They probably have a reason.
Yeah, you know.
There was a...
Sometimes it's fine.
These are all because I went to specifically Super Smash
for those melee tournaments.
In England, one was in Stalk on Trent at the college there.
And one wasn't at Ponton's and Camber Sands
because they got it for a really cheap price.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
And we're off!
Oh!
That's ancient.
What a map.
Oh, are you excited for this slime?
You said you had to learn ancient English.
I had to sit. I actually had Aiden.
I was like, can you teach me ancient?
Because so I know what I'm looking at.
So I've never played this map.
And it's very simple.
Yeah, this was your favorite between this and Anubis, right?
Yeah, I found the other map I didn't know.
So he just knifed the shit out of Shroud though.
So they're kind of playing this one handicapped.
Two left and a right.
right oh my gosh whoa you just got a gift yeah cutie Cinderella just came and
gave me sardine branded slippers so I'm gonna put these on wow can we just cut
back to this camera to see this gift really quickly can we get Aiden's
mic on oh man yeah and it was doing a whole thing we're asking a million things
of yeah you guys do everything also the audio is skipping so mate you know what
solve that one first and then PGL audio excuse me anywhere you want no you're
not in our ears yet I think they're trying to solve the the audio right now
moving parts to all moving parts yeah we can't hear you just just chill for a
I'm gonna be edge of my couch. Yeah, I'd love to know what the question is
Why why'd you just get that gift impromptu? I think she saw it and was reminded of me and
That's what friends are for
Put these hoes on this Mike's on
Come grab it
Well, they're both on I was like I just want to ask I was looking at the chat and there was like a
Why was it filled with PGL audio?
Audio was skipping a bit.
Any audio problem is brought back to the T.O.
It's just whatever the most recent T.O. that's made a mistake.
I think that's a bit of like, it's a classic one.
When they first came back to Counter-Strike, they had some, should we say, audio troubles.
Sure.
And so that kind of...
We can pass the totem to us this event.
Like whatever mistake that we potentially make could just be us and then the blame could be passed.
Seems pretty seamless right now. It's going smooth.
Okay, okay.
I hear the cicadas from ancient and they're coming in extremely crisp.
So it looks like we're back.
Does that make you like ancient more already?
I don't dislike ancient. I haven't played it, right?
I don't know the mouthfeel of ancient.
I've only, there's like, you know, you play just two.
What's up?
Did I not give you a little of the mouthfeel?
You did give me a little mouthfeel, which I actually appreciated.
I sat with Aiden in a custom map.
It's okay
Kicks off with the first and Ludwig with the first death so
Just saying I think there's smoothly like we're a for sure
I mean when yeah, F-sular has a lot of internal beef going on even though they end up queuing together all the time Timmy
It's high noon
Man 2v3 Ronaldo still alive. He's making some good beats right now. I mean, there's just
life so the night came out easy team shroud with the pistol we're off
oh man shaman that's great it's gonna be a lot of that I contribution of the
pistol dies
I think he got that first.
Stop pushing him!
Who do you think you are?
Well, how long you think you took to grow that beard?
I don't think he's ever not been.
I've never seen him beard this short.
Yeah, never seen him with a beard even shorter than that.
So it's just been like, I think it's been going since...
since day one of his birth.
He was born like that.
Thicken along the flight?
Those are already good counter strikes though, we're going to see some moves Commander I think for sure.
I heard she's 6'2 and Jack.
This squeeze camera's insane.
Yeah, it's most like 70%.
Oh he shoots it!
It's because he looked at the chat.
The Phantom Chat that isn't there.
Oh my god bros, get the fuck down.
The veins are out.
I'm not an eagle or something like that.
You know what's funny? Like no one's ever said that.
Yeah, no.
No situation where you actually offer someone a eagle at your house.
You're gonna love me, I'll go with you.
Okay.
Let's see if he's kept it.
Stay on log camp.
That's so good.
Oh.
The eagle is someone needs.
That's a quote, man. I love that.
The buy comes out here for Team Flop.
It's a good flash just to hold their attention.
The lane control getting taken out, and Jakey with a spam!
Oh, a double for Jakey!
Oh, crotch!
And Ludd in the back can't finish it.
Squeaks gets up Heaven, and that's a nice trade. 2v3.
Yeah.
Got to be able to mid-control here.
Bombs up there outside of cave.
Look at the A push. All the way through.
This is massive out of Boosley.
Backstab!
Ooh, that's a kill!
Oh my God.
Wow, Milkmi is crazy.
crazy. That's Hannah right there. She decided to keep her in-game name as
Milkman. I mean the Calpher about picture helps. Yes. For sure. Which, I said something like
that's John Forks cousin or something. Well that's tin cheese when you need it.
We haven't heard a lot out of John Forks. He actually just stepped down as CEO.
Well, when you have team flon against team nothing, you're gonna have the pig be the cow.
You miss both.
Yeah.
I lost aura.
Happens, boys.
Happens.
I'm in debt.
I'm in debt, yeah.
Okay, Ludwig's tapped in.
Is he gonna offer up the entry?
Or is offering up a little bait?
Reveal Shroud's position.
Entering a great spot almost takes Shroud out.
The Peaks are great. Who's getting built now?
And Jakey again from the cave.
Jakey, I was excited to see him.
What I'd love to see is the YouTube video just didn't matter at all and he pops off and starts yelling at us.
He's just a terror of a man.
That was him on YouTube.
They're going Shroud of Bot. It's only around four guys.
Hannah, they just mug Shroud of Bot.
That was well handled.
And this is like, is the problem with being the guy like standing up from the get go,
The moment you're an alt, it's pretty one move.
It's there, right?
Yes.
Everyone can do that.
That is so true.
It's such a, yeah, it's an alt in, in your first hand.
It's like, come on, bro.
It's like you're up three stalks,
but you act like you just won one round.
Yeah, right.
Your opponent is a SoCal Foxy, built for one time.
You got this, team F.A.W.
making you like and he has what do you say 800 hours lesson lesson what year
doesn't say yeah that's crazy that's a lot of yeah it's pretty good oh yeah
that is kind of crazy at first I was like oh 800 hours that's baby stuff but
in a year so I don't know exactly when he started but I feel like we're dead
Prius keep an eye on JP now because he missed 2k yeah all right happens you
You can tell it's the observer debt of Prius.
He's got years to make money.
Yeah, he's got years to make money.
That's the simple one.
That's the one before we talk about Valorant, I say.
That's been compounding.
Yeah.
No, it'll be nice to Prius.
He's the goat.
You got great pigs and cows today.
I'm almost worried they're playing too hard of a round time.
You see it like...
Oh!
Take it!
Dude!
1v1 trout straight up.
Didn't quite see that from the right perspective.
Okay, it's every premiere- Oh my god.
Just stay on Jakey.
Double like Kenny, just staying in heaven.
We are life gaming at the right time.
Come on.
Jakey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Really?
Steve's name is actually Jake.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
That was a deep cut.
You know, it's every premiere shitter's dream to 1v1 Shroud and take that.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, dude, we used to queue up on ESCA and just try to queue up against Shroud every
day.
Yeah, look at all you guys got.
This guy is nasty here, the swing off of his treats is on the side.
And he lives.
What do you got Ronaldo?
This might get messy.
Let's go.
That was beautiful.
I usually don't like to sit in soy jackets stuff, but...
Beautiful thing.
Right, we got Ron.
Big swing, fine fit.
Nice.
I mean, this is kind of full control right now from the CT side.
By the way, plug me C right now.
Sit down, boy. Come on.
Mi Young has a Band-Aid on her chin, and it reminds me of Chargedon Chuck from Super Mario.
I think honestly, you have to have one.
I guess I'm the only one.
Yeah.
She's working!
I was hoping somebody else would be there.
Yeah, I didn't even matter to you.
I knew, I've heard of him before.
Mario, Ronaldo.
The big three.
Do you think Shroud is the most to lose?
I don't think Shroud concerns himself with shit like this.
I'll say it for real.
I didn't know anybody in the draft when they did that originally.
Or he was like, I didn't look at the team or the players.
So, it's a good way to take the pressure off. Just pretend you don't care.
Ooh, that's a big D.
Damn, crowd's falling off.
Falling off!
That works for Foosley here, still on the back of the box.
He's hiding out! I'll find him!
I don't like P.A.
See, this actually played really well.
Foosley is hiding out by and trying.
Oh!
That's ridiculous.
And it's a good gun that's planting, so only a Beagle to defend.
And Timmy can't get it!
Ooh, no reaction.
Good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit.
Come on, team it!
Ooh.
Big moment for Stable.
What's the lore behind Stable and all those names?
What's the statement part?
I actually don't know. I wish I did.
I'm kind of the guy who's supposed to know, because I'm closest to this,
but I didn't know really anything about flams, so...
I don't know anything.
No, you...
I'm a lazy guy anyway.
And it was in this spot it worked out really well last time.
The crowd had to pay the iron price.
So I'm in a spot to try to help out as well as Nate's sale passed.
It's all about the timing on the peak.
They start that scene.
Yeah.
I think she's all clear.
Whoa!
Almost sprays that.
Four health.
Nice catch here from stable.
Another double.
Has he won the round?
Or can Flon save the backstab in?
Cuts down Katamina.
It's a little chance for Flon to show
what he's made of.
Like, so happy.
Happy bro.
Hello.
to see Rives as well. All right, let's go.
What you got?
One's right there.
Here comes the return.
Oh, okay!
Banger!
All right, love weak.
He's got to make it the one on two form,
the captain of the team,
the star player on the other side.
Oh my God.
And he beats him out of the peak.
He could lead off of time.
No way.
The pop-off will be lost.
Nice try, man.
Nice try.
The fake steps were sick.
Yeah.
All right.
You even saw the latency in the flick under Foosley's head there. It was just a
slow flick, you know, sailed nice into the, but yeah, what can you say? He hit the shot.
That's a solid retake and actually Foosley like positionally making some smart moves. Yeah,
quiet in all the right spots. That's exactly what you do when you're in, you're in the A site behind default.
You just wait, you have a great position to stand in.
They push out here.
The flash is so good he gets away, but JG still goes down.
That's a big kill. JG's been amazed.
There we go!
Oh! Mike's down, back for Flom.
If he wants a piece of this, he can take the teammate.
He's burning, gets out of that!
Okay, very nice.
This is 2v5 happening. Team Flom, back from the grave.
Stable though, he has been, as his name would suggest.
I would suggest, Trout's three kills deep looking for the first ace of the tournament.
Hannah, one more, Trout, this ace must happen in order to win the round.
Ah, captain me, captain as well.
Six HP.
Gotta nail it.
Oh, washed? Washed, uncle?
You got a ace to nine!
Oh, tough.
Wow, ace to nine, 3k collected out.
It's the new face of NACS right there.
Back to back clutches.
On God's weeks hits that with a 165 MS reaction time.
2v5 for Team Flonk.
That was shroud triple entry in middle for nothing.
Dude, it's Stable Ronaldo, Ron himself, top of the leader board.
I could not have predicted that.
Big impact.
Love, we've got the P90 out here.
Didn't work for courage.
You know how this is funny, Gun, because you buy it when you're bad at the game, and you're
like, yeah, this'll work.
It just looks cool.
It's got so many bullets in it.
That's what you get half of it.
It's like, oh, that's true.
And then somehow it's just not relevant.
I don't know why.
It's like, it's got all the stats.
They've done the most weird nerfs to it as well.
All right.
Full on.
Bull run into the B site.
Hannah in her favorite spot.
A little bit of a bait.
Walk behind it.
She's going to get nice.
behind it she's gonna get nice oh my god that's a crazy sequence
oh slow week all alone P90 that's the P90 it's like not even a good SMG no
No, they're a good one.
MP7?
So MP7, great.
MP9, even.
The Mac 10 is better.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
It's only...
Who needs that $1200?
MP7 is the rifle of SMGs.
It has the range, though.
They buffed it.
I love where he's...
On to the Mac 10 now.
He's learned.
This is like, literally the top heavy team versus the most even-handed across all players.
You're definitely seeing the ladder pay off in terms of the draft.
What do you consider his map weighted towards side was?
CT.
Yeah, it's just gonna be...
But it's like, it's no nuke, right?
No.
Sure.
We're in an interesting spot.
It used to be in the map pool that like just every map I dust to was CT sided and
now it kind of goes back and forth a little bit, which is nice.
That means there's a healthy advancement of the map.
Interesting excuse.
There's a lot of smokes here.
Yeah, they've put everything down.
Who's the actual to get in front of the smoke and not be spotted?
Oh no, I just tried to bomb wide.
She looks so scared about doing that.
It's okay, it's fine.
It's a hard round to win right now for Team Floor.
They're flooding the site.
Double kill before they get.
And there they are, sweeping this one on the roof.
They did the job so quickly.
Look at Ron, he's hilarious, he's a lovely bro.
He's like, I know this for content, but you can fucking lock in.
Impressive.
Wow.
Impressive.
Dude, right now, it is the burn of standing up in this first two rounds.
But he just hasn't lived it down.
Yeah.
I mean, you can play the heal and just stand up again,
but you gotta win at least one more round.
Just stand up when you lose, send a weird message to him.
Yeah, he can lose the enemy.
Why is he peeking?
Flam 18 and 3 putting in a Jordan Nothing Gilbert performance right now.
Another execute. I mean the smokes are good.
Dude, you got to love Flam's squad just taking mid control of your rounds.
Getting jaky up, haven't?
Even when...
They did like a pop-up mid-trip!
Who is that?
They mollied himself!
Yeah, that's big.
Luz is kind of worried about it.
Yes! Is this bad?
To be honest, the temple smoke is a poison chalice. It's actually not the move.
You want to molot and you want to take temple?
Otherwise you have no room in the post.
He gets banned here. Luz Luz, he's even a little lower.
They're always like so claustrophobic.
It's all about Timmy now.
Big luck.
Timmy, no one's even thinking about it.
two. He's got to make it happen this time. It actually happens a lot. I've played games
for a long time he ends up the last of life quite a bit and it's because he has
very neat who can he like fully on this team if he needs to take it out on
somebody I don't think he can bro look at the scoreboard bro like even me young
it's like she's trying her hardest and he stood up like an asshole man that
That was a great success.
That was very nice.
That was already over?
Yeah.
That was great. They were good on A and B.
They had bit control every round.
And that's even Trout seem winning the pistol.
Oh, 9-3-1.
Here we go. We saw a comeback earlier from this score.
Team 4 bring the pace right now
into this B site.
Trout, nice tap.
Oh, Trout. Oh, baby.
That's just what he's great at, isn't it?
Triple kill keeps us round alive and Timmy looks to lock it in for his squad.
Who's Lee in the one on three?
Fuck off!
Nicely done out of Timmy and Trout, the full house.
Yeah, that's a top heavy, that's a 2v5 we talked about.
Are Duallys real?
Duallys are the best.
They're way cheaper now, right?
Three hundred dollars.
You can get two of them, so you have like one guy drop two Duallys?
Yeah, and now you have eight guns.
More guns than people on the team.
It's embarrassing if you lose.
Ha! I've gone for the false five.
Yeah, it's a force-by-the-weird-by from the CTs though.
Oh, no shroud.
That's why I need him.
Instant-on, stable, and alive!
Right away, Iverson!
Auto-shotting out of runway!
We talking about practice
I'm back
It's flung
He just needs one bullet now he can play time
This is so stressful. Yeah, you know you're up against
Oh my gosh, he's actually
Oh, it's gonna call this out. He's like care about the smoke. He's right
This is such a big move out of form Jimmy has to get on this full stick if you get off you lose
What a crazy smart play out of
22 and 4 and still using his brain on top of his a round three clutches this game for four
Yeah, you can't ignore this man's girth
It's everywhere the thickness the beard they kill the scoreboard
fuck from like you say so what's wrong you sound like you meant to do
that's what they say right
oh man Trout goes down again he's been losing mid
swinging out mid solo
no support through the smoke
what?
no steel
okay
I think he was looking at his map too I literally saw his eyes
up in the corner
Oh, wow, kind of, you know, that's a great 2k.
I mean, surely Flom can't win another clutch.
Oh no.
Seriously, you can't win another clutch.
There's got to be a limit.
This is 1v3.
Oh, the Molly's good.
The Molly's big.
Yeah.
Everybody get away from him, but now they know where he is.
Bring together, boys.
You know how it is.
It's textbook.
Yeah.
Nicely done.
Nice.
Yeah.
And that's one to get in the game, and then we see about, you know, can CT side be good enough?
And Trout's now, he's been bought a chance, because he's a couple of last rounds he's been shot at.
He's been getting a bit wrecked in this mid fight.
You know, he could just suddenly 4k.
Yeah, I think if your top, I mean, team is really good too, but if like, if the number one person on your team is dying first, in a tournament like this, that's a rethinking of the strategy.
Yeah, a comparative form, who's won three clutches.
From with an AK here in this round couple of glills a decent buy
With the XM radio
Shock on low key underrated the auto
Did it just feel scary you just even when you hear it shoot
nice that works out but guess who's alive
come on
this one can stop him
oh no he's walking in but we doesn't think maybe oh he got he got away he's
in cave now doesn't work so intense yeah reset fully
this is timing a whole minute to play with you could actually break their
Shokun and Cave, Ludwig saving the day, 1v5!
Is he gonna stand up?
No? Are we standing?
No? You thought about it, right?
Nope, not yet.
Shokun bro, you're kidding me!
That's such a mean thing to say!
Give me the AK, that's what I mean!
To the guy who said I have a D.G.L. if anyone wants it.
One of the men, one of the donor and then one of the...
Actually, two B, two B.
That was a 1v5 cooking. It's a huge round to save keeping Shroud's money in the game.
Bid like in the squeak sentries. They get run out of mid.
They get a consistent donut place and it's open.
But the CTs are rotating over.
They're missing shots. The T's are evacuated.
Yeah, but the middle might be a good move.
Trout up to the plate.
Slowly.
Slow down.
Ooh, that's a nasty man too.
Oh, now he's just farming up.
Oh, could it? Could it be?
Ace to nine, but still it's...
Oh, sorry, there's only three kills there for Shroud.
We yet have an ace in this corner where we come close many times.
I'm rich.
Yeah, we know Ludwig.
Yeah, shut the fuck up about it, bro.
We're looking for those who are rich in character.
Yeah, try that on.
He said that fucking shirt.
He got that shirt in Italy, it's literally an Italian custom shirt, and I know that because I was there.
Oh my goodness.
Did you hate Italy?
I didn't hate it, I guess.
I rather would have been at home.
And you hate her.
No, I did watch all of Squid Game when we went to Italy.
I just was not feeling the travel thing.
I get made fun of about it, but Squid Game is good too.
I was going to say it was going to be an insult, but Squid Game was addictive.
Team 1 is a culture of phenom, much like the Colosseum.
Oh my God, that's a crazy play.
I can't believe that's not a headshot, to be honest.
Yeah, that was a small margarit on that one.
it. Oh, right. Not worried about it. Just glad you clarified. Oh, yeah, screams is
up right now hold back careful with that scope
turn up the peak! yeah take a good one back low HP doesn't matter
I like that awareness this guy's just swinging it around in the
open he said they're one let me use the one-shot kill gun that's wild
all right what a rally huh he really slid on that round 20 and 10 for Timmy
Who's the carry?
Who's the captain now?
Trout breaks late, everyone knows this, like a horse.
Like a Ronaldo.
Like a stable Ronaldo-esque player.
I mean, now the game's just close.
Like, that was a huge lead to kickoff, but again, CT sides are king, it looks like.
looks like. Red smoke, Hanoi flashes, and they're fighting me. There's full CT's here.
He's a time win fan. That's good. There's a lot of players spotted. He's going to call
the rush now because they know that mid is open. There's no noise made over here and
they're going. They got B. They've got the site. They're going to have a plant. Holding
it is a whole different deal sometimes. Nice kill. Taking long is the only option.
Careful boys, what's the point? What's the point here?
Aw, they didn't swing at the same time.
Travis Shaw! Robotic aim!
That's four.
That was Lambs of the slaughter.
Oh, man.
I got shit.
Hannibal style.
I always just say they all had auto snipers. That's what I'm saying.
They are cleaned out boys.
What's Shroud been playing lately?
You can't keep up.
He's always just left every game.
You know my favorite Shroud is the MMO Shroud.
What is a polar bear doing in Arlington, Texas?
That's a waste of God's gift of talent.
He wasn't doing the three spell rotations, he wasn't even putting on the surf to kill him.
Shotgun denied.
The shot.
Nine up, what else?
He's looking to make a movie, but now it's three up for the T side.
Good morning from shots going to buy a few seconds here.
The bomb will get planted.
Mina is not beating up on this flank, which does have donut.
I don't know if she's got a spy in there.
I think so.
This is good, try to make noise for her if she bites it.
He's wall-
Ohhhh!
Seriously.
No way!
Chill!
Here it is, the big guards.
Last time, flam one.
Shroud looks for revenge.
Smoke is good, where's flam gone?
He's hiding out in plain sight behind the top.
Shroud clearing it!
Not fully nowhere!
Flam played like a fiddle!
He broke his ankles.
Straight up.
Crossed up.
That is huge.
Yeah, Flaumus.
He's just...
He's a mythical run.
There we go.
11-9 and a two-way player.
You know, we've got a T-Side impact to follow.
Little quiet out of Jake, to be honest.
He's playing some honest, missionary CS.
Missionary position. Utility traits. High contact. Nothing better. Just love it again.
He does things the old fashioned way.
Long guy here bending his knee backwards.
Alright, thank you.
Oh, squeeze a little rust. Bomb is heaven.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Can't I mean to drop the bomb by taking down-floor?
Wait, wait, this is a moment that Ludwig could knife if he's feeling brash enough.
Hmm.
You think he'd do it?
He does have a rifle which he classically cannot shoot, so...
Here they come.
I mean, they've just got...
Oh, the charge is gonna pick him up.
Yeah, it's a perfect line.
Bless.
Wait, is he gonna clear with no?
Dude, where are you looking at?
Oh, there we go.
Big, great, great, great!
Fucking brick in the wall!
He's a big, big boy fan.
He didn't want us going to stick out.
That's fair.
Honestly, if you thought of that, genius.
Alright, Leslie with the big iron, what can you find?
Yeah, time to go skit-skill on this round.
Oh my god!
Here you go.
Just a bit of patience.
I don't know what this game is about.
Oh, they gave me that one.
Yeah, of course you were a little bit.
Make it an unfair fight. You know, a while back,
if someone at Jacker remind me there was a player in Valorant who only played Cypher with the judge,
and it was actually very impressive. He got to a very high rate.
Someone in Jacker remind me there was a player in Valorant who only played Cypher with the judge
and it was actually very impressive. He got to a very high rank just only doing that.
Just being annoying?
Yeah, and it was good. It was a good strategy.
Okay, okay.
We passed him. Thank you.
This is just Molly's little 2Ds actually.
Gert might have to be aware.
Oh no, is that Molly?
He's standing in it!
Hey!
Oh my gosh!
Oh, chucks!
Oh, tough one.
Oh, dude.
He's getting on you.
Yeah, he's crazy.
that
what down that could have been something
what we're gonna fucking learn what's new
he used to main the a7 two flashbangs for right now is the right
he's got the rea
yes he could if he
He won't be the plant, and they're watching this.
He shot right in the face.
Dude, she's emoting every round.
That's so funny.
Why does he make himself the main character every fucking game, bro?
He can't handle this.
He's been doing this since, like, we would play like...
He does look good in that shirt.
Yes, he does. It looks amazing.
We play off-screen, we play games with friends all the time.
He's always just the past style life. This is this is a
He's a real American though, he's got a shotgun collection now. Yeah, it's all his wall is loose heads. Oh here comes
Oh, it's a little too shallow on that aid
This could be a
So lots of damage, I mean, yeah, you get knocked down like bowling pins. It might be done
It's the two best players in the line.
It is.
They're so far away.
Yeah.
They're hesitant about getting this bomb planted.
They want to make sure they have full site control,
but doesn't make the job any easier here for Troutstein.
Transmiss the timing in mid.
Oh wait, maybe not.
Who's he just now?
I'm sorry.
I'll set up for the rest of my life.
Oh, yeah, I wish we could ever speak again after that.
That was a nice shot.
That went in nice.
That's it.
That's a clean win out of team ball, man.
33-10.
He said he was assembling the vibes team, and they felt immaculate all the way to
the end.
Yeah.
I cannot wait to hear what Mr. Dobrin has to say.
Is this my book?
Yes, here it is.
I had low expectations for Ludwig, but he's assed.
Like, he's really, really mad, and he's holy shit.
That's right, face the fuck up, Maky Jaky.
Did he do that at the flop?
Dude, Jaky was so good.
He started really strong, and it's so many, so many guys.
I think we fell off T side, but that's fine.
I think we've now got, I feel like, a favorite, almost.
I had the Floms team.
That was hell over time.
Like, they look good on both sides in that first half.
Yeah.
A lot of them on the key side.
Yeah.
Honest performance from Flon.
That was terrifying.
Timmy's whooping, though.
Gotta say.
Dude, Timmy was like the main character.
That was crazy.
Well, one of two main characters.
Sometimes the show is about a less impactful character.
Yeah, look, Ron right now, head and hands.
And you just got to feel that.
because you're in this fact you're in this court you don't want to single out
the guy
yeah you don't want to see like
he's thinking a lot of the whole scene behind
come here bro
fucking piece of shit bro
first 10 rounds is you last alive winning it
that was literally the first 10 rounds
and okay how much research you do like how bad do you want ancient
I knew we just played it twice and then I went wow
What happened to us is the admin came up and said you're playing ancient. I went ancient and tried to play long nose and he banged on my abs.
He just banged, that's too moron. Which I think is all about abs.
You know Ludwig, in the room in there, there's a lot of questions from the analysts on why you dropped your AK for the M4.
Oh, I gave you my AK.
It was funnier by yourself.
We actually didn't ask you to drop it.
You can pick up on anyone.
In CS2, when you drop, there's a click at the bottom to pick it up.
You don't have to be next to it to pick it up.
The casters are in high-level play.
Those who can't, shoot those who can't cast.
It's the under and con offense that really pisses me off,
and I'm glad we won it in the end, because I think the good guy's won.
And that's it.
It's time, it's time.
But Boosley getting fucking hurt.
Fuck it up
Right into his fucking skull
That's when you're sending us a Molly
Probably.
I don't think that's the smartest thing we've ever done.
Yeah.
Well, he actually threw an Apex Queen, but he doesn't know about it.
See, nothing versus you.
Come on.
We're weakening.
Alright.
We're going to win.
It's a nice idea.
Let's go to the cast for this.
Oh my gosh.
Alright, we're going to vote to pay with courage.
Yeah.
What is that?
That's it.
He's representing us.
Oh man.
We were saying some bullshit on here, but we knew that.
Yeah.
why he dropped the m4 calculated bullshit for sure who yeah jakey is a
tall who's the tallest guy he's still yeah okay i think it's jerry he's top one
right pretty good in the venue you want to take him down number one on the hit
list miss love look i guess the nicest guy could you beat him in a policy
take down the problem is he would grind the nicest tallest guy you go beat the
shit i'm gonna fight me fighting naked jakey who had grind really hard kick
my ass and make a video about it. That's what would suck.
I really didn't want to hear that.
There was some assistance.
I just had to. It was self-defense.
Yeah, American Pia is here, chat. He's popping up in the background.
He's been here for, I think he's doing a Final Fantasy event.
Well, from one big fight to another, this was the alien where,
out of this world, player of the match, Timmy on the orb.
Oof. Now, this is so brazen, pushing through the smoke.
smoke. Starting the retake alone.
Beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Many highlights for Timmy in this game.
The glaze. Man.
Look at Jordan. Nothing. Gilbert. Man. I've been watching.
I watched that guy when I started playing the game to learn how to play it.
Yeah. That's how that's how much he means to me.
Why aren't you in the tournament?
Yeah.
I'm happy we have you.
Are you close to playing?
Dude, I think straight up, they just didn't ask me, they asked me to cast instead.
Ah.
Because, you know, Wykes Aiden made the turn.
Right.
And he, why would he ask?
Why?
Like, why doesn't Wykes play?
Why is he in the tournament?
No, it's fine.
I've played a lot of Street Fighter.
That's what I've been gooning on.
You gooning, you've used that word in so many different ways.
There's nothing more apt than smashing a game that you play online, you queue up for, no matter what it is.
Street Fighter League CS and just mashing the queue and not thinking or improving. That's gooning. Oh, that's what we do
That's what gamers do. Okay. You know, I got you. I guess we all are gooners then
Thank you for seeing in my way. Yeah, it's hard not to fall into one of his definitions
Can you say and just the master where you know, I will say
CS casters so much a lot of these sports I think they're and I'm not blazing for
the sake of it I don't know why you guys have such a flow you all have like you're
all like throws at this I don't know what it is you listen to a lot of fighting
I think the game flows in such a nice way though like the round around a
thing it's a lot harder to a moba not harder but it's very different to a
a moba because you build it up and then it's like oh there's a team fight
so you get higher peaks though in the game so chaotic and I could decide the
outcome of everything but CS you get so many rounds of sick moments happening
like you know it's you're not gonna get something crazy every round but you're
gonna get something crazy every game almost and yeah for me the rounds fly
better for me the peaks are like for it's either moba or like the root war
in terms of brood war casting and also just the moments you get in brood war
because there's just so much build yeah I team fights aren't like everyone dies
in respawns it's like that's the fight that wins the game so the the best way
to watch brood war and this is no shade to a taste of sys but it's just in
Korean if you don't understand Korean someone told me as I always looked up
to them when they kind of talk about like they weave with each other and
kind of whatever and then I Kimber who told me this they said in Korean all
they do is repeat each other. Oh interesting. They just say the exact same thing the last
guy said, which is why it sounds so perfect. They don't have to think of something new to
say, but then the energy is just so good. Dude, the Tastos is funny because like, one
in five games it'll be like, how much HP does a zealot have? And Tastos is like,
Ah, I don't know.
You're like, no, to sell it?
No, I'm watching those guys for a long time, too.
No, Artos is invited to Laundersland.
He moved back to Canada, so we need to move over.
Yeah.
We got the MVP of Lost Man.
Hey, go!
Oh, how's it going, Ludwig?
Yo, for the record, I don't know what the fuck courage was talking about, man.
We didn't say cheers.
Yeah, we literally made that observation.
Just to be clear.
He comes over and said you guys call me a gag player. What's that? What's that? I don't know what that means
We were saying horrible shit
To be played with by the teams what do you sign now that he made that up
We said you were yeah
We said we just called out what we saw that you constantly had a shot done in your hands and you know it
It's because it worked for me yesterday
Yeah, no, shotguns are good
It's not on that map, we're on inferno
What would you do on inferno with it?
I would go banana every single round
I would throw a grenade, I would throw a molly
and then I would sit with the shotgun
rotating from two different positions
It's for now it's a coin flip
What's the map you're looking for, like your favorite map?
I only know four
Was ancient one of them?
It's Dusty Mirage, inferno
and
Nice.
Classic.
Well, I know Ancient, but it's too difficult.
Oh, okay.
It's too difficult for me.
Oh, the French.
Discussing.
No, that was tough.
We got our asses beat.
And I felt like maybe, and maybe you guys could grab me if I'm wrong, if I had played
better, there was a chance we could have won.
I think that was the first 1v2.
You almost did it.
The fake steps got him off the bomb.
One thing we thought was that you stood up too early.
Yeah.
You kind of spent your aura by like popping off on the second round.
I turned out Squeaks crazy style.
Like he shot me, he stood in the smoke, I turned him crazy.
Like here's the deal.
For me, this is Aiden's event.
Like this is not a Ludwig event, bro.
I want a Geogas returnment on Friday.
You know, like if I can just get one good clip on Squeaks,
I want to leave this event talking about that clip.
Is he you think that's fair to the rest of your team?
It's it you know trust it yes, what am I going on three we go home early
You know what I bet he said that bar for bar before this game by the way
After the game fine
And then he goes I don't know a smoke
You're so loud!
Oh, that's losing the knife round and then typing Psy in all chat, I think.
Dude, that's so toxic.
That's the best player.
Psy gets up with clowns.
I don't know when he smokes on me.
It's like, how about this?
It's not that different.
You invited him!
Hey, they told us to...
I gotta get him!
They told us to throw it at break whenever you're ready.
Okay.
All right, and I'd like to say, Aiden, each of you die, and check out this commercial break.
Where are you?
I've called you four times.
We need to talk about the English word for you.
You want to raise, we have to talk about that.
I need ten minutes.
I need you to come to the office.
I need you to speak English.
English I need a signature I keep our menu to talk about the game and we need to do
Merch and eat on your job. It's the question of engage
Say anything if you help my sister. Don't say that about your sister. It's not okay. Well, the bottle
Just come here on time be easier for you. He's here for me. We would all be happier people
war and bomb
Shut them Ludwig!
Oh shut them!
Call the back of the kids called the recluse Ludwig!
And the sport taking like sparrows!
Get the shit out of the egg!
Hey, I hear you.
Oh, I'm busy today, gotta go to bed.
I'm going to your task.
AT&T, we can't make Ludwig focused,
but we can keep him connected.
What was that all about?
I don't know.
Red Bull gives you wings.
Hey, it's me, Ludwig, from the past, and I just want to thank Alienware for sponsoring
this event.
I'm probably out there top-fragging right now, and the only reason I'm able to do
that is because I'm using their 27-inch OLED monitor.
These bad boys are amazing.
Tom's guide calls these monitors too good to be true, and he's not lying.
I can see everything clearly.
With the QDO LED, that's how gaming is supposed to be seen.
It reads cleaner, lighting is more distinct, and trust me, I'm not missing a single inch.
Anyway, do me a favor and go to Alienware.com to check out more info.
Now I gotta see my way back to the top of the leaderboard.
I
Okay, we've got a winners match here. Best of one versus Plom and Austin. And I'll put
that way because they were the carries in their games. They also had great teams with lots of help,
but Austin on his comeback on Nuke was spectacular through the CT side, took out nothing a bunch of
times. Obviously, quarter J dad was probably, you know, the late bloomer of that game, but
consistent impact throughout the match. And the Masayoshi, maybe clutch of the day. It's
got to be a clutch of the day clean hours, good opening as well. Yeah, no mouse pad,
opting as well. That part is crazy. I mean if you didn't have a mouse pad then I feel like someone
would have said I can find you one. Maybe he's living off the wood right now. I mean the wood aren't
we all. Slime said there's hundreds of mouse pads in the building he could just it's a choice.
There is no way no one would give him a mouse pad if he didn't ask for it right now. I feel
like it looks like he has one but maybe we can get a shot. That to me is like just causing
more questions yeah you could have got one oh definitely you know like we're in LA there's
sorry yeah good oh i was like is it gonna ask some bullshit did you grow up in Toronto your whole
life yeah yeah i was i'm born in Montreal but i left before they made me speak French
and i lived in Toronto my whole life what age is the french kick in i think it's like right it's
right away dude yeah fresh out the woods yeah you're going back up gales I did
not cheat that's great cuz I've never been there but all I know about it is
not mississauga I grew up downtown is is the slang where it's a
shroud shrouded in mississauga it's funny because like if you ask someone
they're from Toronto they're almost always from the GTA you know somewhere
outside of Toronto. The Great Toronto Area. I just put that together. Right, yeah. Yeah,
not Grand Theft Auto. But yeah, I actually grew up downtown my entire life. So you get
your Bear Wasles family. Yeah, yeah, with a Gerber baby. That wasn't even our slang
like when I was in high school. It was like, pass me a bogus Eve. It's such a disgusting.
waste you didn't you? It's just a bastardization of so many things. It's
Jamaican and Somali slang that's where because we had said by white people.
Yeah well all of us I guess it basically had we had caribana every year
which was it was a party but it became so big we actually just developed like a
Jamaican population like a permanent Jamaican population in Toronto
obviously super multicultural but it's kind of it's kind of rare to get a
Jamaican populations but not a big island you know so yes so we got some
geek beef patties and ox tail with rice and peas I had oxen for the first time a
couple years ago and I was like what the fuck and this in out here's a knife
round on nuke we returned to nuke so team flam one win team osseing one loss and
we've seen no four teams play currently who's our front runner is it team flam
I'm going from yeah
We were just right
We kind of nailed this
Well, wait who won life. Okay. Well awesome one night. I guess a CT side the CT side was excellent the T side lacking on new career
Oh
An arrow has a mousepad I can see what I oh my god, what a development
It's unreal. I wonder if he genuinely was like, oh, they have one. That's kind of nice. He was doing that
He was just building so much. You don't want to ask for anything sold the red skin in your mom's to use the proceeds
But the fries and they didn't even clear off in there. I got a free one on squeaks
And he's still alive and he's a threat when he is push you to smoke into door and you since 2v4
I feel like Austin's they're gonna be pretty excited to get nuke again. Yeah, that's a that's kind of a win for that
You love a comfort map instead of a map where you kind of are like wait, what's that part of it called?
And also they probably just got to in their limited practice in the pool
Got to talk about the tea side and everything they just did like an hour ago
I like team awesome winning this map would really set us up for the day of tiebreakers. It was like that's
Kind of level this out and the tiebreaker format again is not another game. It is a 1v1 versus all of the players
Yeah, crew battle stuff.
No crew battle, right.
Can you explain, the captains play first to 7 and then the 2 players?
Whoever wins, pays on.
Yeah.
Then they play the next guy.
That guy wins.
Oh, okay, yeah.
You go until you know.
Someone said to 7, best at first to 7.
No, that I don't know.
With the captains first, I don't know.
There's been a lot of misinformation today.
Yeah.
Yeah, who knows what's true and what's not.
Not knowing the rules.
Yeah.
It makes it way more surprising.
area when you don't know if it's disinformation or not but it's basically
penalty shootouts in counter strike which is cool one be ones for all the
glory yeah you have to use soccer terms do you guys remember the era of football I
think it was yes please I think the bait
you can't even like squad
you can't call it that
I'll sock you mate
You know what, I think it was during, like, right when COVID hit, I used to watch a lot of, like, late-night Tarek streams where he'd be on either ESEA or FaceIt.
And it was like this all-star lineup of CS players, just like before Valorant came out.
And it was like, like, Psalm, Psalm was like 16, just like, frying people at 5am.
Those were grilled streams.
Like FPL or like...
I think it was FPL, yeah.
Or the ESEA had their own version. Well, Rackass.
It was CS.
Yeah, it was CSGO and man, those were late because they'd go till 5 in the morning with
like all the old heads and like the Psalms and stuff.
To be honest, it's just literally not gotten better since then.
Yeah, yeah.
We're talking about 2019, that's about when it ended for us.
That's why Valorant's such a contentious topic among CSGOs.
Like, Grand Slam, they haven't won a tournament since.
I see.
I mean, they're barely even American.
current liquid yeah yeah we got a crack oh that was a bad crack sorry John one
more head
all right Austin he's back in he went dog for around there but I'll speak with
CS Summit 2 like that year CS Summit as well because it was CS Summit 6 which I
actually produced was it yeah that was the online one though it's online one
oh I was talking about the one in 2019 oh it's what I think sure sure we kind of
stacked them up to the end there okay big rush oh no double from vlog back
with us today and they're about to overrun this site it's gonna be hard to
open that door now all right we'll consider that door
Nothing to lose, they're not watching it.
We gotta cover that, I mean the bomb should have been planted.
Control slide, but it wasn't.
Whoa, spray!
Nobody knows.
Very close.
Oh shoot, they're trying to push the de-tank.
And it works.
He's taking single.
Oh!
Spot back!
He's pussing it through!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
It's going straight!
I appreciate it!
I feel like Boosley's doing it the perfect way.
the perfect way to just like having a dance no matter what happens her her
teammates or whatever it's contained right she's not saying everyone look at me
right on round two
I got to it just he just shouldn't do it cuz he knows he knows the consequences
They're so on the other side.
It was round one. He died in the pistol and then stood up.
Yeah, I gave him grace there. I said it must've been round two.
Yeah, I did.
OK!
Now the one?
Yeah, that was smooth.
That's why you wait for the smokes.
That was buttery.
Another head?
Oh, flunk stops him.
Oh, the calm, calm.
They're trying to go secret.
It's the dead come again awesome been wrong twice on screen
That's it black out his camera again that works way too well
Nice that's a one-on-four
Oh poor guy arrow just looks like he's going through it even though it's not that bad of a situation
You know, you get naded, you get mullied, you got 30 HP, you're like I guess.
I guess he's missing a teammate on the site.
It is gonna come down to him, but they're looking for the job.
Oh, wow!
What?
I'm not flat.
Have you ever seen anything like that before, Ray?
Yeah.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.
That was a full four second.
Home.
Okay.
Squeaks keeps going.
Three.
Oh, no, three HP.
Two kills for him.
Three people.
Oh, no, three HP.
Two kills for him.
three people
Dude, that flash is crazy.
I've never seen that one.
You're going for a bend drop, but you're not really even flashing it.
You're hoping it's not no one's there,
or you're finding a timing or something like that.
Yeah, Ray was minding her own business.
I like that she didn't even shoot.
She just kind of accepted.
and squeaks those smokes
wow
oh hang on
you're at the Levenland first
yeah yeah yeah he's got the playoffs
oh no he's just gonna be such a nuisance
you can tell
oh my god I'm gonna molly out
If they kick off on T side, we all know it happens when you swap over.
Oh no.
Nothing good.
Nice.
He's a bit of a one-top-king.
Talked to Jakey outside the bathroom, and he was like, man, yeah, I was feeling really
good in the first half, and then I started getting really nervous.
Oh no.
Yeah, they overcame it.
He won.
Sure.
So, I feel like what normally happens is you don't start off well.
So, at least you have that.
It was going so well, I thought I can't keep going.
Yeah.
I didn't want to win it.
Everything that can happen, you know?
Yeah.
Like you have a great start and you're like, this is fucking easy.
People get paid to do this.
And then suddenly you have a couple of bad rounds and it's...
Dude, would you die first in a round, twice in a row?
For me personally, I mentally shut down.
I never fucking get anything, was I?
That's when you go mentally five, six.
Yes.
Making the poison damage sounds yeah flam I mean we haven't seen his team on new obviously until now
But man, he's no joke
That's a message
Yeah, I also like the name choice from Hannah it's like
Really, I think it gets in your head when you die to someone
It's like you're playing online. Yeah, exactly
You know what I mean? Like, thank you shit.
They made profile pictures of the Tiger Ports.
This is Brian, 6-in-1, another headshot.
That's greedy, no?
Squeaks!
Whoa, chill.
Are we really nervous if they keep winning like this on the T side?
Yeah.
Yeah, for everyone else.
It's not good.
Saving is very hard here.
I don't know if you can.
You kind of got to go down with this shit.
It's okay.
Actually, kind of working.
She's like that.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, she's got it!
That's so close.
That was valid.
That was so valid if you...
Dude, she found it like...
She was looking for so long!
No, that was actually perfect.
That would have been quite a good day.
I mean, that came down to a frame.
We heard the sub-tick there for a second.
The upside down.
Alright.
Yeah, this is really, really bad for Austin CS2.
Didn't make it happen now.
This week's in his forehead.
I'm falling.
Going to the town secret area.
Two players?
Squeaks and his coach.
Here we are, just on the Squeaks' camp.
Another Nervous Kill!
Oh!
That was almost good.
That's some modern warfare shit, bro.
Spass 12. Yeah
Anyone ever call him master Roshi. I keep hearing Masta Yoshi. Yeah, like I
Call him John so I don't have so many syllables in my mouth
You're not a syllable fan
There's so many opportunities to make a mistake
But John I have to mess that up
I hate the fuck.
Jets, as these guys don't know what shift is, I don't think it's that simple.
Yeah, and also it's uh, it's working.
I feel like going fast is definitely the best way to
play a match like this.
What are we doing brother? Are we dying for this? Run! You can't live. Very good Molly there, no chance.
Bro, he's picked up everything. Fullnate, kit, AK.
get wronged nice job good enough why would you shift
deal
do you guys make a trophy? no I think trophies are I don't know man who cares about a trophy
But maybe I'm not the guy who wins trophies so I shouldn't have an opinion.
It's good to be.
You can take him away from everyone else.
I don't know what he's told guys.
It's like at the end of the day they're taking the pongo in the same box.
Are we all the same? Me, John Jones, Tiger Monarch.
We're all Stardust, bro.
One guy being a menace and it's Leslie.
But who's stalking who right now Valkyrie's actually got a good flank, but
That's nice. All right, plum. Uh, HP? Not exactly on his side
CT getting their second round, hopefully
Little message, I know you're still over here
What's Austin CS's lore?
He's kind of a new guy.
Yeah, he made a lot of content along like U-Till lineups, smoke lineups, and had kind
of catchy shorts and TikTok videos and blew up.
And he also, fun fact, played on Mythix and played on Flomstein with Flom at a certain
point.
Okay.
He's still competing.
You just played a frag of Vegas yesterday got grouped
Then you got slime something in look out
You're a caster now, yeah
That control that's just the escort all the way through secret for everybody else barely know
Oh
Yeah, here I say thank you for your service
Wow squeeze it squeeze
It's been all headshots
See mousepad
damn what a hopeless situation these rounds are just not going to lay on
the table maybe lots of time but yeah okay I think a lot of weeks Jack it was
winger down there yeah it was just it had a bunch of fleas in it now she
I'm always rubbing his hands against him.
This guy, Jakey, down the clown.
Jakey just even looks polite.
Like, I was hoping like,
Like the cardigan on?
Yeah.
The cardigan is tough to insure.
I was hoping that he was disappointed when we met him, you know?
That he was going to be everything he was into that video.
He wanted that to happen.
When you're like, I was like,
myself you know you try you tried so hard to fight it just wasn't up to
crosshair placements looking great for arrow what a mouse back to do it all
the heavy lifting now for arrow no one steal this no one ruin this one shot in
The timing's there.
Give him the ace.
Oh, he's found it.
He's got to ask for this.
They're setting him up.
They're going to fight back.
You're going to ask for the mouse pen before Arrow asks for this kill.
This has to swing.
Oh!
He choked it!
Oh!
He can denies the prophecy.
Very nice.
Very nice stop in the bleeding.
The spiritual bleeding.
Yeah.
It goes from glory to a pat on the head.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
cool I guess. That was nice that one. I like how his team all had the knives out
they were all sweat and jiggly. That's good team play. That's another thing I do
the opposite. If someone in my team in matchmaking is gonna ace, we all just
say don't let them ace and try to hunt down the kill. It's a personality test
bro. You don't bring a shopping cart back when you're done and some of us do. I do.
I do very complicated
I'm actually 612
All right, let's see about
Yoshi great shot
Cleaning up shop
down for the little tap
got some help on the side arrows in
walkways nice ramp is open flam
I see that actually Austin's come up from B
he's got his favorite angle
ah it's beautiful
tap it in, tap it in
handle it some time to work with
He's stomping, she on one of them times.
Drew the fight back, but couldn't land a shot.
Someone asked why is Lud not casting?
Well, sometimes he does, but Ludwig I think is walking around
glad-handing with all the content creators, and sometimes he picks up the mic.
But he's also playing in the event. Can't stretch him too thin.
Yeah, I mean credit to him, he's finishing his match getting up and then hosting right away.
up and then post it right away so he's wearing that fucking shirt
Italian leather, leather shirt
he's sweating but it's the content
ohhhh what the heck
you gotta head that heavy sometimes it hurts to fall
huge spray
CT's finding their footing.
Jade's like, yeah, I inspire me.
Even Gamer, Team Austin recovering pretty well.
Yeah, actually Loki.
Off the back of arrows, big 4K.
Kind of blacked out for a second. I thought Flam's team was winning every time.
Yeah, they were 5-1 up.
Yeah, they did find something back at the N66, uh, that's the best you can open for it, considering how it started.
Wait, wait, wait, you're an English guy, but are you sure you're the English guy?
Oh, well, he used to do Ludwig's accounting style.
Yeah, yeah, I think the books were always fucked up.
Imagine this.
Ooh, they saved time.
See, the game does not even get enough of a nice snake.
If you take Flum out, you feel real good.
Look at Austin go, that's a free kill on Squeaks.
Dude, it was like the two firestar has gone.
Yeah.
How do you start to find out?
If you don't, you freeze.
Rubbin' sticks together.
John's playing out his mind.
Big job with another boss.
Oh, that's going to work.
Wait, this is revealed with the machine.
Oh, OK.
It's fine.
Jakey, up to the plate.
Down, I had a full recovery here from Team Austin.
Nice job.
Good mossy, oh, she's so good.
He's locked in.
That's where it's all headshots too with him.
It's been clean.
And taps.
He's honestly...
Nothing says you're not nervous like tapping an attorney.
It's all that valorant.
Because they got the gun, the one-shot gun, no matter what.
You know?
it just encourages uh... speaking from experience a guy who misses headshots
now give me the vandal
i got this
and then you miss
internal model is really good
and this is what's going through john's head too
all quiet
it's just such an elite setup out the gate everyone's in a really good spot
Balls in the T's cork right now.
We're gonna come off the outside.
That's how you cross.
Do you know you tell fall play across is crazy?
Oh!
you
the
Austin Deagle, he ain't beating jakey here, that'll push Austin back, Austin bro you don't
want the smoke is the on me oh my god all shots to made it happen safe hands
Sontics style.
Sontics.
Jake, you there, there.
Yes, Sassan. What are we getting our first knife?
Here he comes.
Oh!
Whoa!
It's about time.
Woo!
Oh, I thought that was one.
15 seconds, you want to die here.
Can you make it happen?
If they're 400 IQ, they literally...
100 is so much.
It's too much.
It's big small.
Running away, yes!
4, 3, 2, 1.
Oh, saving that. Enjoy that MP set.
You can say, I gotta deagle the drop next round.
I bet he wouldn't want it.
Leslie, let me know if you have a lever, OK?
Sure.
No, no. OK, it's OK.
I'll meet you again.
Good comms, good comms, good comms.
That's right. Communication.
We've seen good comms and we saw those nightmare comms just a couple of rounds before and that's, man, you just hate to be in that spot where three people are yelling in a direction and you start spin-bottling manually.
Just stomp, it's safe.
Ooh, that's crazy.
It's such a good play but he doesn't get away bomb gets dropped with some information
CT's know this will take an extra few seconds for any real threat to start to develop downstairs
Take he's in a perfect spot here to catch any kind of lark that smokes no good
Does it commit to the swing
Doesn't commit to this there was a little fearful so he was feeling a little nervous at the time
Maybe he's not guilty about killing another man.
Squeaks looking like Rudolph with the flashbang icon on his nose.
Oh, he's tracking them.
2v4, but don't count them out with this timing.
It's gonna be both kills. He's still gonna lock in.
Yeah, I hope he milks this though, because he's gonna create some hallway here.
Take one, but they've got a site. They can block main.
worry about that flash of clear things out get the job started early
oh see oh geez
arrow in one health he just wants to swing
37 years y'all
Hannah got out there as the switch is reloading
so just some asynchronous
That's exactly the kind of armor we're making.
What can you do?
Oh, it sounds like perfect.
You can put that back in reaction.
So much positive reinforcement.
Too much, would you say?
It does bother me.
It can be too much.
It gets to a point.
Mag7, we got a new shotgun.
Alright.
This is like the best MWIS gun.
At the same time.
It's like you can jump and kill someone or just totally miss.
You can have the gun in their body and it does 17 damage.
Oh, here it comes.
Did they change how much vision you get from shooting through a smoke?
Because I remember it used to be a lot like the whole wood bullet.
Yeah, very early on they did.
Is that nothing?
The whisper comes.
Oh, he's trapped.
Gotta go down and take some with him.
They've got a route to B right now.
Only from home.
Austin always looks like he's about to smile.
Am I crazy?
Hold on.
They left them behind.
They left them flogged. Yeah, that might be a mistake.
Oh, unless they- Oh!
Oh, got flogged. And it's flogged. He knows what to do in this position.
Really good retake spots, and that smoke on Deacon, it's got to be a bit unnerving.
Austin from below. And that's one, and nicely done from Masayoshi.
You're in safe hands when he's alive, but you can't get crushed here.
Okay, easy does it, Austin.
B-1. Austin B-5.
Oh my god.
Right in the open.
Alright, this is the closest game we've had, I think.
Yeah, it's just getting mad competitive now.
Man, the courage for bananas are still there.
Cultural impact.
Save it for next match.
Would you get territorial if someone started eating those?
Oh yeah.
Don't worry, I'm watching the camera close.
He just brought him from Ralph's.
He bagged him forward and went...
Oh my god.
Let me crunch! It's locked!
That's four with three!
Damn!
Didn't get it gone out, oh, didn't get any gun time.
That's awesome.
The two top performers here still alive.
I feel like Squeaks is so close to getting that gun.
You really wanted to grab that this is not gonna be a free round even with those three kills
Look at the utility here the HP left on Austin in arrow
Need one more positional kill or a great Deagle headshot
With a forehead like that, how could you miss?
One left to find its arrow they're gonna surely doesn't come up here
got the ace earlier and now Flom might be the guy to beat into it. He heard him
drop into the site, now Heaven's open. Flom's going for a gun and Lobby maybe
no, he's push main, he's wrapping around the world. It's just a three from Flom.
I'm sorry I just baited him into doing that. He knows he's gonna go up heaven and so Flom has amazing timing.
This might be the 400 IQ that we're looking for. Go light up that ladder and you've got a gun at your feet.
What is that? A free frag, this bomb plant is not going to be... This is the ace! He's got it!
Yeah, yeah
Wow
Wow, that's the 400 IQ he's doing that. Oh, please please hold your applause. Please. I'd like to thank my teammates
That was so well played that reset fully baited our way
He understands Rick and Molly
Yeah, that one hurts man. That's like just the the prophecy denied
You said they're really tight seal or whatever
Yeah, even when I repeated that I was like wait
I mean these ones are fun. I would assume the Pro ones are much more
race? No. Racist. They're Europeans. Okay? Damn.
Master Yoshi totlin' up.
Look at his golden luxury.
He's a scoreline right now.
The dancing has gotten faster.
Emotes it back. Oh, the caffeine's hitting.
But yeah, John's got the best scoreline right now.
now he's kind of been the the star of the show feels like on their team yeah you
look good lost again but what's the yank their cocks off me I don't know oh
it's the milking probably milk something so hard an accident occurs yeah okay
So you say something
Goon responsibly
Yeah
Great nades.
Alright, pressure on 30.
Will she be dancing after this?
This is her spot, man. She usually gets at least her one.
Wow, and not falling back right away, too.
And they're not pushing, so it's actually the right move.
What if she ain't holding the angle?
On her line.
But who gets to kill?
His smoke.
Great support here on his plomb.
Arrow cowering inside of the smoke.
Gonna play later.
He's terrified.
Yeah, backstab you get pranked
Treated like the first half of ancient
Be three he's got the kids as well, but they're giving him nothing. They look a touch of this
Okay
And pulling through on the T side
This camera is so funny because it only wants to capture faces in the far background.
It's happened all stream.
I don't know why it's so select.
Maybe it was just shroud.
It came as a shroud.
It's a one round game, but it doesn't feel like the other side is falling apart.
It's just getting very high level there.
We're distilling in the complicated mid rounds.
Yeah, it's been clean.
You know, no sort of insane cartoonish Ludwig accidents, you know, even with a knife, it's like, you know, well-earned.
Yeah.
And a gag player, I think we called him.
Disinformation campaign.
Why'd you throw that?
Whoa! That was a crazy snap background!
It's gonna work.
One.
Wow.
So this arrives.
It's committed in front of the volley, I'll see what's hunting.
Good kill, 42.
T-Boss said we're looking to level out here.
Oh, okay, got that other bunch just jakey this game's gonna be all tied up
John's a hunter, bro. Every time we go to him. He's swinging on somebody winning the fight
I wonder if jakey felt bad about winning game one
But then he's gonna feel just so conflicted when he lets us
Yeah, I know.
What a human piece of shit he is.
So refreshing.
It's like four down and five down, I guess.
It's just like the trolley problem.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh man.
The print screen.
Hey, print screen.
Press F.
12.
Alright, just cower.
This would be a really legit comeback.
Yeah, everyone gets trouble in T-Sites?
Yeah.
7-5 down.
No, this would be a feather in the Austin Calls gap, for sure.
He's definitely got a team right now, too.
Everybody's contributing.
You must see her.
She's been insane.
Yeah.
Like, hungry to fight.
Oh, yeah.
Like the wolf.
Chess, Chess, make it fun of that smoke.
You guys are broke, right?
That's all there is to it.
If you're broke, just say so.
Just say so.
We throw shit here.
Respect AK dropping from the outfall right now. That's what we do 28 kills
I drop this guy six and four
Here the money guys so people the money guys
Not the only one.
Nice.
Oh, okay.
Wait a second.
That could change the game.
Look at this. Money. You get this two kills.
Boosley's got to take the headshot angle on this there.
Take the headshot angle.
Don't expose anything else.
Make this hard.
Nice try.
Just a tough spot.
Squeeze, get crazy with it.
Awesome one health off that Molly damn that's big though. He's still up
He's sharp as hell, but it's all headshots immaculate
They gave flum the info you know what yeah, it's long with a lot of time on this three day
Yeah, oh boy stressful isn't it?
You know fuck the moon
Does that become a lead now? Is that 11 to 10? Yeah, they're in the lead. And man the buy is not great here
Flob's team they just they don't have utility. No one's going MP9 on this round. They're coming in with no kits
They surely they have to go for some kind of crunch otherwise. They play a longer round versus outside
They're gonna fall behind on rotation. Surely Flob has a plan
And Squeaks is not I'll say this with no chat no stream. He is he looks much more
Yeah, he looks like he's at a desk job that he hates
He looks stressed out all right by high solo
For the ramp walk, you know the dust came in from the side of team flums and a three outside to watch secret
But that left ramp completely wide open it looks like they've read this completely on the side of Austin keep going courage
Yeah, give us a round
Ladies, jumping back to the Ludwig CS Minor entry.
I'm coming on through.
It's from getting traded on out, four on four.
Not a lot of utility for the side of the CTs.
As Masayoshi, yet again getting all of that head.
That's all he does, folks.
As unfortunately, Foosley does her best
to tap in impression, breaks her ankles, does find one.
But that's a scary double peek there.
And now it is number advantage back over to Austin,
but not on health.
pretty well this week
up through heaven what the fuck is this play called
this is the this is nakes on ladders right here
coming in sneaky
it's in the bomb
it's everywhere he's gonna get back site
and squeaks he did find
that smoke with the hotroaves actually saved him
but this is also a rough weird smoke
Time to get creative, Squeaks.
Let's see how he plays it.
He knows that they're not covering everything.
Did he spot that shadow?
Yeah, someone's called it.
Top left, Krosky.
They wanted to swing.
They wanted someone else to bring the fight to them,
but Konecchi walks on.
Ha ha ha.
Konecchi walks on.
Off the hook, prepare, walk on himself as he finds it.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Konecchi walks on.
Ha ha ha.
So I need you one-one, Kroosky-Koon.
That's my world process, that's my world process.
Come on now.
That was sick.
That's right.
Yeah, I can.
Two and fifteen, wings out of that 1V1 to Austin.
Six to inject.
Saving came from...
Let's go, man.
Again, Squeaks.
Another day at the office for him.
Who dead called the top left rock?
Was it J.K. or Flon?
Don't know.
Yeah.
Someone sounded... Oh, Fostround?
And we got him!
They hit through the UT!
Oh, they shot it down!
She gets this kill, the ball, it separated the attack,
and now she can kind of reset.
This is a great position for them.
A lot rests on that first kill
when you commit to an uppercut like that.
And they haven't made any other risky plays.
The CT's just sitting in their spots.
They've even doubled up on the ramp now just in case...
You know, Fom's got to tell Fuzzi
you don't want to get in front of this.
Keep your car out. They're about to come through.
Miss Nade. They know someone's close now.
Floor needs to go and find this trade.
That's an entry. Floor with something.
Giving it up.
Playing the advantage. 4B3.
Ray low.
They might be tempted.
Oh, I was thinking about going lower,
but Austin really lies about this.
Wants to try to find another clue before he commits.
Hanna could have the courage redemption arc here.
There's last couple of rounds.
If they walk into Harper.
This is the moment. Oh, timing. Huge away and when he walks out, it's gonna be very hard to kill him.
Reload still winnable, three on two, Ray. Low health of the almost hit the shot.
I'm fine, Tiff.
Mya, Masayoshi, 1v2.
Oh, okay, what do you think he's gonna say?
He's got three kills already.
All the board he's the main character of this other game is the round 23 plus for massive Yoshi
And it deserves pop off. I'll say it. Yeah
Let's go
Please, okay, thank you.
Yeah, I'm going with you.
And you just fucking down.
Yeah, please.
I'm going to get all the time when I go, yeah, when I go, is it?
Oh, this bar is weak.
Flom's like the only man where his hair gets thicker every year.
Yeah, why? It doesn't seem fair, does it?
Oh, this full lobby crunch, but they knock on the info,
they can presume that everyone's outside at least,
but they're already down there.
They're going to be crazy pace for Austin.
Yeah, the rotations are going the wrong way.
They're wrapping around, they're wrap boring about outside.
Lower is the problem though.
You've got termites in the floorboards right now,
and they're taking over the site.
Squeaks, you're not welcome.
How too much for just Squeaks, Jakey.
Oh.
Well, that's the Yoshi keeping it going.
And this should be the wind teed up, five on three.
There's no way this goes wrong.
Needed your feet.
It's just a little bit.
Austin, you don't have to move a muscle.
You can't deal with him.
Yeah, he can just sit here and be a problem.
It's Yoshi, dude, the main character of this map.
And a hell of a clawback.
That is job finished, man.
There's no way, surely.
And there's got nothing to lose right now.
But there is just no time left to play.
This is going to be team on the field.
That's that's it in there.
But team awesome.
Finding their first winner of the day.
Taking down team from who looked like a monster in that previous matchup.
From great game.
Masayoshi absolutely stopped through this game.
That was good.
Huge news for the unemployed.
If you're a fan here.
I don't know if this is a good thing, but I'm pretty sure this is a good thing.
Yeah, John is proof to be one of the best pickups.
That's why I wanted him.
He would've been my first pick, but I had to get that one first.
Alright, alright, few questions.
First off, you are playing Binding of Isaac.
I have the one where you guys see this before the game starts.
He's being stolen.
You're not fucking moving through.
You're playing Binding of Isaac.
Sometimes the best way to center your head is by a distraction.
Did you download it on the computer?
Yes.
It's not a download.
You just had to calm down.
Yeah, you need to calm down.
Just in case it's to calm down.
That was good.
Ray, what about you?
How do you feel?
Oh, I'm so happy.
I just give them what they want.
Whatever gun they want.
Is she the bae?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm the bae.
She is.
Okay.
Well, how are you doing?
What were you selling?
Huh?
I feel like you didn't even play.
Nobody's looking at stats.
We're not looking.
What are you doing?
I'll tell you what, I don't press that.
You should have.
OK, don't play each other.
We're going to play next.
I'm not sure which team gets up.
Let me double check that real quick for you.
I'll find out right now.
I think you guys are, it might be a double stone, maybe.
Dan, who's up next?
Proud and nothing.
So both of you guys are off.
Yeah, double check.
All right, job nothing.
All right, well hey, if you guys want to go get food,
I'll hold it down for a bit.
Joe, get your phones.
OK, it's going to be us first.
OK, tell him don't talk to him.
We kind of must win for our teams because so far,
the other two teams are both one and one.
So if we win, every team will be one and one right now.
I've been downstairs grinding smokes.
I've been grinding out smokes for like about the whole
entire game.
I'll try to be a youth soda guy.
Trump, what map are we going to?
Maybe we could do a gentlemen's agreement.
He said no?
No, Jordan didn't say no.
Yeah, Jordan didn't say no.
Jordan didn't say no, you're not the captain.
Oh, are you the captain?
I don't see a captain.
He's gonna say no.
We need a captain.
We need the captain to discuss this.
Go get Jordan nothing.
We know where we're gonna be.
You'll get Jordan nothing Gilbert.
I'll do it.
Just, you may go back.
Just say, just say, just say, Jordan give me this one time.
Let's just go now.
I'll try. You go back, you can do that.
Yeah, I can do that. And if he says no, say,
wait, come on.
Enter tails. I saw you lose over and over the other day.
Oh, oh, are you the captain?
That's what I, this is like...
I did this to me too. Oh, it says T.O.
Is it not more clear than ever before
that the T.O. of the tournament goes
You can't do that.
Are you the captain?
What?
Are you the captain?
I'm the TL.
So maybe quiet down a bit.
Oh my God.
I'm confident today.
Alright.
Well before we escape the last game, I do gotta find...
Where's John at?
John.
Dude.
What awesome is he, bro?
That was awesome.
Dude.
You're nasty.
Thank you.
You haven't put that crazy amount of hours into CS2, I feel like.
I guess relative to other games.
Yeah, more valor but I've been loving this game, bro. You're going full in on it. Yeah, it's a lot of fun
Yeah, yeah, you were crazy you were like top of the leaderboard
You're like two clutches to win it for your team. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and I think you weren't even first were you first pick?
You said your second feet. I was
Yes in the name kind of
Yeah, you just locked in ice in the veins not even a little nervous
Not I'm just super locked in right now, bro. I'm nervous as hell. Really? I think shows through my gameplay
I buy a Nova I swing because I can't hold my position long enough because I get antsy
That's fair though. And then they kill me like you see like flam on the top. Yes, that's a lot of yes
And it scares me. I look over and you're like
Burks off crisscross apple thoughts. I do see them in the game like oh he's chilling like from the outside perspective
You look chilling. I'm just trying to get any rack kids. I can't but they just know my they know my game
But you guys are one one. I think you're next game determines whether you make fun of your not okay, which
Troubles against us. Oh, yeah
Yes, and if you beat us, it'll kind of determine whether you guys move on or not
But we got a game first some warm-up hopefully y'all just want to tell us agreement to Marauder, but
We'll talk about it
Where's nothing?
Where's nothing? He's still in here?
Where's the captain? You're gonna get DQ'd.
We're trying to find him.
We're gonna... 60 seconds!
60 seconds?
We're gonna start the timer right now.
We don't see Jordan.
If we don't see Jordan here in the next 60, he is DQ'd.
We're running late, bro.
We're running at 3.30. Don't even call him.
Don't even go live!
4...
3...
Three!
It's ringing?
What?
Yeah, Ludwig's trying to get a free one again too.
We have an ace on replay, if you want to do it.
We have an ace on replay?
I would love to see a replay of the flam red boy.
Take a look, let's take a look.
It's our first ace of the day.
Production, throw it on the screen.
I'll just fucking put me pip.
Put me pip.
Greek the hat, put me pip.
Trud! Trud, put me pip!
Try!
Can they do it?
They're trying.
Oh, there it is.
Is this on a pistol round?
Or no, this is on an eco, right?
It hit the block?
Can I pick somebody on it?
There's nothing on a Fresno round.
There's nothing on a fucking Fresno round.
We got a shitty...
You got a captain?
Where is he? Where's Jordan?
I don't see him.
I'm trying to track him.
Where did he go?
I don't even know what else to do.
Uh, Eddie, can I get you to set up your set up?
Yeah, yeah.
We're on the team.
We've got the gentlemen's agreement, the Geneva Convention,
something about the rules of law.
What do you mean the team, bro? You're the captain.
this guy's fucking dog walking
this guy is a dog walking
you don't let them do it
confidence as a person comes from
being okay listening to others opinions
because I'm so confident
so we can do a gentleman's agreement
if you're okay with listening to them
if there was more gentlemen here we could do an agreement
there's too many women is that what you're saying
I don't know, we can make a good agreement
it's just like
I told us in video map one
how does this go
We have flip a coin in your song
We can't leave for me
We don't want you to run in a band or stuff like that
So you don't want to go on top of this show
I am so wrong
Stop looking back at him bro
I'm begging you
I'm begging you to just say it
Admin's here
The Admin's not here
I'm gonna find out
Let's go find out
Let's get the Admin
You're not the actor.
You're never acting the day you're like.
Yeah.
We need to perform.
It was...
Listen, Rob, we're looking for an actor.
Hey, we just had a taco bar.
Pollo Sado is good.
Self service, which I prefer.
Some people are complaining.
People are complaining about the self service.
This is like...
There's food in the table.
I need to sing a read at the service.
There's clean, delicious, spicy pollo sado.
Oh, there you go.
You have an actor.
All right.
You got it.
I'm just hanging out.
Are you full of your point?
No, you two just ban first two minutes.
Oh, we get the ban first two?
All right, let's get over there.
Shroud.
Where's Shroud at?
Shroud.
OK, we got a ban first two matches.
We're calling for a ban.
We ban two here.
We ban two?
We're first.
Yeah.
Mm.
We're first two here.
Let's do that.
Overpass ancient.
First two bans.
Honestly, let Ludwig control this. What else you got after he goes and then gentlemen's agreement mirage
Hold up
We're gonna ban marage, okay, we're gonna ban dust to ever gonna ban overpass
We'll get rid of a new bus
Yeah, but over here, in Inferno or Ancients?
Or no.
Inferno or Newt.
I already played Newt.
We get rid of that shit, now we got it.
All right, wait, come over here.
Team.
Inferno.
Hold on.
Are we going Inferno or Newt?
What is it?
Inferno or Newt, we have to pick.
Oh, what's that?
Oh, I see no.
Inferno or Newt.
Is your batter in town?
Yeah, okay.
Inferno?
Inferno.
We're sort of playing Inferno.
Band Newt, going Inferno.
Yeah.
in front of this fucking sucks fucking bright my fucking lineups for 30 fucking minutes
His fucking piece of shit. Oh, there's a piece of shit
He's ugly too. Who said that?
This guy's ugly too. You're ugly, bro
I'll have you know, I've been on the Knoxville all year and it actually is low-key working, huh?
It's low-key working. It's low-key working!
What is it?
This next track has to go down, let me tell you.
It's not even going down a little bit.
Fuck dude, so we're really going to Inferno.
I grinded mirage liners for 30 minutes.
I'm telling you I had every smoke down.
I need to look up inferno smokes.
I need to look up inferno smokes
Look bro, look at this shit, look at my search history, you see that?
You see my search history?
You see how fucking pathetic that is now?
You see how useless that is now?
I could have smoked all A, all B, all mid with three...
inferno smokes
We need to win this. This is basically a must-win for our team. We lose this game now.
If we lose this, I think we're literally out.
This video will be just 2,000 likes on any of you.
Be the first to meet this guy who ever walked on a flash.
We'll watch his tutorial plus a flash site.
Just let me learn, bro. Are you fucking serious?
I'm trying to learn how to smoke.
You know what? Inferno is the easiest map to use shotgun.
I know. I'm gonna use shotgun.
But if I can also smoke for us to free Timmy to take some space early, that'd be helpful.
Damn smart.
What is skins monkey?
I have a workshop check it out check it out I have a full I have a map for this
This is called inferno utility.
He didn't know I actually been riding inferno snokes.
I have a map for it.
Okay, instant mid smoke.
Okay, what the hell is any of this mean?
What, oh, I can tell?
Whoa, jump throw.
What is it even smoke?
Oh my God.
Oh, Aiden I have your phone by the way.
Yeah, you gave it to me.
Oops.
Up on gung-gum style.
Jump throw?
How are you supposed to remember that?
Yeah, yeah, I'll be our smoke guy.
I'm sorry, I smoked the fucking roof.
I smoked the fucking roof.
The two shirts then afterwards W jump throughout.
This smoke allows your teammate to push up behind half ball
without having to worry about a ball top
over the CTs as it's going to put it out.
Now you don't always have to push up.
With this smoke, you can use it as like a half ball smoke
to let the CTs peeking down.
Then have the mortgages of the CTs
are starting to escape.
And then, hey, before the CTs look up,
the CT spawn stands up.
Well, TV, is he good?
And it's a growl.
Another line up for a CT boost is a crouch
in front of this wall.
He's here at this carro then stand up
and then left directly to the jumping jump
and then back up through the corner
I'm gonna bring you all to the park with this white imbecile.
What do you need? What do you need? What do you need?
I just want to be helpful. I just want to be helpful with you two.
What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say?
I don't know. What should I even know about a smoke?
Uh...
Okay.
Don't worry about CP's side smokes. It's not easy.
CP's side smokes all the matters.
Yeah. So go here.
Do you even need a smoke banana?
Yeah.
Well, not banana, but no.
Like, don't. Turn around.
Okay.
Well, not back. Back. Back. Back.
Okay.
This guy really, you know, he was kind of small talk.
So this is an important one.
You come that guy?
Uh huh, where's the line up here?
See that's free.
So I just stand here and I jump throw?
Yeah, it's free.
And what is that smoking?
Moto.
That's Italy, right?
Moto, Moto.
I thought it was Italy because the fly.
I mean, you could call it Italy too.
Moto, this is a car.
Okay, so every round?
That's not actually why it's called that.
It's got more lower than that.
It's called Moto because the cars are Moto, Moto Views?
No, no, no.
There used to be a spot in 1.6, there's a little under thing that you could play
The guy named Bodo used to play it and he dominated it with a really sick clip.
A lot of Counter-Strike spots are named up with F players.
So there was a guy named Library?
No, that one, no.
Do I need to smoke Library?
It's good.
I don't think you need to.
That one's on the run.
The only one you need here is Bodo.
So all I need for an execute onto A site is I go here, I look up, how do I know
which one it is?
It's when the black turns to not black.
Just right in the middle.
Yeah.
Right in the middle.
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay ignore all this. Well, what if I smoke motor from here?
No, no, no. Now go banana. Okay, go banana?
So the only one you really need to know here is, uh,
whole CT with this one. Okay. So that one right there, in there. Regular throw in here. Yeah.
And that, okay, that mole is off CT. CT. Okay. The coffin one is not showing, so. What is coffin? What does that mean?
How do you like, can you shoot?
Ready?
Yeah, coffin.
I'd be here?
I wouldn't do it this way, but you could be here, yeah.
The Shraab, right?
Yeah.
That wins a lost cause, but I see you won.
So I tuck myself in, I get my butt back, I throw.
Yep, you do coffee from here, this is the one I do.
So you go here, and you're here, and then you W-jump through.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, so what was that looking at?
I was looking at the brick pillow ladder.
There's good molly from what's known.
And then, and then, and then just look here.
And I can I can Molly right I can Molly go up here the red. Uh-huh. I'm Molly
That and I just regular for a
Molotov
I don't think this is gonna be Molly. You're not. Oh it is what oh first. Oh, I do different. I do this differently
Would you triple? I do triple. Yeah, this is this one DZ. That's the one I do triple
But I do the Molly from the same spot you aim at the
Uh, he met this little fucking dark spot above the satellite.
Uh-huh, right here?
And he's a little higher.
A little higher?
Yes, and we shouldn't go jump through.
Okay, it totally fucked it up.
What the fuck was that going to show?
I totally fucked that one up.
Are you sure it's not a doggy throw?
It might just be a...
No, no, no, no.
I fucking Molly myself.
Okay, normal left click.
Normal left click on the dirt spot to the right.
A little lower.
Oh, this right here?
Try that, left click.
Yeah, it works.
It works.
Not perfect, but it works.
Okay.
You remember?
God flash.
And who cares?
Okay.
Who cares?
Yeah, that's all you need.
Coffin?
You don't even need to worry about these mollies.
This one's good too.
What?
That's not.
I just fucking mollied the roof.
I'm mollying the roof on repeat.
That's outdated for sure.
Why am I mollying the roof?
That one's outdated for sure.
Okay, okay, okay.
So all I truly need is...
Coffin is a roof.
Okay, is that fucked right here?
That's fucked right here.
The roof is gone.
And now when you can't fuck up...
Go into this corner over here, back here, down into the corner, and you W jumps up.
That's it. Okay, that's fine.
And then Moto, don't worry about these, you can wing these for gears.
Okay. Okay.
You have what you need.
And then I do my Moto, should I do my Moto from here?
You could, this is good on a bank, this would be really good on a bank.
Which one is it?
Probably that one.
Whoa, that's really good.
Will I die from mid-dome?
We'll have you covered because it's gonna be a kind of like a fake. We're not gonna do this like alone
Okay, okay, so I go to the white mark here, and I W jump throw okay, and that's my motto
That's my motto. I'll use that so I have moto. I have CT
And then finally I have coffee
Okay, okay, okay. That's all you need. Okay
All right, we're gonna go to the couch cuz this game starting. I feel really good
leave
Yeah, if you're gonna pick three, then those are probably the ones.
possible it kind of depends how much Rammy has these pieces are pretty good in
his head yeah expensive these days I think he's feeling confident it was a
billionaire so that's true that I tell you leather shirt Italian right now he
said that he said he feels good all right are we really we got it we got a
recap we're gonna take stock we're halfway through the first half of the
Look at this dude, we feel so official right now, it's kind of nice.
Yeah, we have Nick now joining us here in the background.
He's hiding out.
Has the sickest ad on Twitter, Falco.
That is sick.
Yeah.
Shaking his head.
But before we talk about anything else, guys,
the alien where out of this world, play of the match.
Oh, damn.
We all remember this, dude.
This is Squeaks.
Big double on the retake.
Turn the head against the second kill.
Yeah, we're saving it.
So clutched around 22
Shouting down Austin and the evil. I think Fusley has been like the star of the show when it comes to the celebrations
Didn't like Lugwig standing up after. No, I love it because I love putting yourself out there
But I think Fusley's just been consistent output and it's been joyful. It's been cheerful. Yeah exactly having fun with it
definitely
So well, I feel like expectations kind of have been met in terms of what we
We just said like flum team go it and then they lose. Yeah
It was a close game that was really good. I was just speaking of you know flum looked a little bit till it at the end of that one
I think his thing had broken a little bit. Okay. Hard game, did it like me?
It didn't close it and then uh team Austin who maybe we were doubting a little bit after especially the start of the day
He they just picked up a win. Who's been like the most interesting non-captain. That's the Yoshi. Yeah
Yeah, whilst the ocean.
Annoyingly, or Timmy, but he lost.
But that all thing was crazy.
Yeah, dude, the Timmy on was good.
Or Jade, probably from the first.
The crystals?
Like, Clash, super high impact.
Yeah.
Those are the top three.
It's been very, very pleasantly surprised.
See, Trad just keeps taking Ls.
Yeah, Trad.
Someone has to.
Yeah, I mean, there will be losers.
And of course, keep in mind, we've got, what,
three more games of the regular stage.
Three more games.
And then we have a grand final.
So the two teams in first place after three matches will play a B03 decider if there's tiebreakers
We will be doing penalty shootouts
No, it's melee. It's melee. Yeah, this is thought-let style
If you could you could you could technically ace because if you killed everyone didn't die in any of your rounds
You can win the whole thing by yourself captain's first. So they don't yeah, so it'll come down to the order
I think after that
But I think if that's that you know you get shrouded in that situation
That's when it gets serious.
Yeah, that's a lot of guys right now.
There's a lot of shooters at this event.
It's funny to see Shroud teaching a little bit of smokes
when back on ancient he was saying, I don't know smokes.
I don't know nades.
Yeah.
Full circle.
Yes.
But it's Inferno.
Dude, Inferno, that's like the worst map.
Incentions, like.
But I don't know, man.
If you're playing it and you don't know the util,
How do you win, Inferno?
Don't.
Yeah.
It's you got to kill a V player.
So you've got to hope that LWIG is brushing up on them right now.
Yeah.
I mean, I'd probably put him on a Mac 10 and just send him in,
and then try to just focus on trading.
That's, I think, the XM will be making an appearance
in this next match.
On T side.
Well, fuck it, really.
Yeah, OK.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, LWIG.
I like that.
Yeah, I know.
Dude, you need to do whatever you want.
That's true.
LudwigLand 2026.
We won.
Oh, I like the music.
It's good.
It's a nice vibe, man.
Uh-huh.
Also, everyone's been getting really animated.
They're all, like, loving watching.
I think people are enjoying watching others play more than they're enjoying playing.
Yeah, when the game's live, everyone is standing by.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's kind of sick.
It's big.
Up next, nothing v. Shroud thoughts on this game.
Oh, dude.
Like, a decade ago, this would have been sick.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, this would have been so good.
I think it's still going to be good.
Can we play it on cash just you know to make it yo, that'd be cool get crazy with that actually okay last-minute rule change
I encourage some credit for the pop-offs as well
He sat here and he watched like the entire lost game. He had the mic ready to go. He cost around he was feeling it man
Yeah, I do remember a clip from him a while back where he was casting all his streaming CS
So and he was getting he was getting kills too. I mean he wasn't just like popping off on everyone else's be half
He was closing them out. Are we going in we might be going in
Team nothing team shroud team shroud looking for their first win of the day
Yeah, and inferno is where you know if your B players aren't holding it down
Everything goes to shit. It's exploitable. Yeah
Aiden back in the server as well
This one's gonna be a ball nothing
I think you know you asked you the top non captains were but I think we can all agree the top captain today has been nothing putting in a
Shift yeah, nothing or Austin. I
I think nothing's had a higher high, you know. Yeah, okay. Austin's played two games. Nothing's played one. He left a real impression
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it's even flammas like but I guess he lost so yeah
Nothing could still play
Yeah, it's still play pro. You can just feel it. I mean we have no players in NA like you know what I mean like I'm down
Like let's get Tim off of golf
Bring Tim back. Let's get nothing off of golf. Yeah, why is lug flexing in his camp?
It's frozen on a flex. Oh, there he is just or a farming. Yeah
We're back in the playing off of someone else's monitor
He's missing the nothing flash tag
I mean this is this is quite a highlight
I'm having a red bullet every map.
Only a second bullet on that last kill as well.
See, he could still play.
Yeah, you just said it.
Bring it back, put it with bars, fuck it, see what happens.
Okay.
Let's do another dignitas.
Round two, baby.
Come send him to Switzerland.
Ooh!
Here we go, so who will be by Aiden and Noco at the B site?
Always scary when you see those nades coming out.
They got the banks.
Burna's a map where you just feel like a very small man,
sometimes on T side.
What slime does?
That's not even a map.
Slime loves this map.
Everyone's small.
He just wants to fight.
They're playing back on the site, which sometimes
can be risky, but not with, not versus no armor,
there's no nades well.
No rotations coming in obviously,
but they've got full vision on mid.
Nothing said, just let me know, I'll run over.
Just seeing some really nice utile so far.
And we got two SMGs to lock this down.
Oh dear, dear.
Shroud P250 to open up the round.
And he did this after finishes food.
Oh, instead as well, Timmy D.
Oh, dear!
That's not the round to lose.
With a Glock.
We lose to Glock.
But this is a big flank.
It's fast as well.
Here, courage.
He can if he keeps going.
Maybe.
If you give him the business.
Is he bursting on that planter?
Or is it manual burst?
Courage.
Back turned.
OK, does he clear first oranges?
That's the question.
That's all he needs to do in this spot.
He's got to come on courage.
He thinks about it, but he didn't clear properly.
OK, straight in, but yeah.
Oh damn!
Another Glock kill. Stable as hell.
Uh oh.
That's a disaster.
Yeah, that was no armor.
Nothing getting instantly one-deag on the rotation, even when they didn't have the CT smoke.
Okay.
Ludwig on demon mode.
Off socials.
The comeback is greater than the setback.
Hello goats.
Hello.
Bossman.
Hello goats.
Give me an update.
Give me a sit rep.
Ludwig's camfros and then they won a full eco.
Oh wow.
The attention wasn't all on him for a second
I've known him for a long time you don't know him actually
Nine years
Nine years this year okay meeting load with her one of the first times. I'm I hung out with him. I saw his butthole
The whole thing whole thing. Oh, how many hairs are we talking about hairless? That's the funny part
It's because we would play mafia and he had this strategy
Look, he had this strategy to win Mafia, and it was to scare those.
It was when you say like, it's detective-
Strip Mafia?
No, no, no.
Your heads are down at night, and someone's a detective, raise your head, and the detective
would do things at night.
But we would have- his eyes are closed as well, because he's town, and he has our hole
out.
Right?
And he would use that information because he would gauge a reaction from whoever it
be like, oh!
Did he do like the whole bat wing?
Uh, no, the GO. It's sometimes called the GO.
Oh yeah, who'd spread it anyway? I've known this guy for a long time.
And I've, uh, she just borrowed it, and I've earned the right to call him bad at Counter-Strike. Here we go.
Alright, well I hope he shows me it too, but I can have that card.
Heh heh heh.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, okay.
It's chewing through them.
Nothing aced the pistol, it was incredible.
Oh yeah, it was actually wonderful.
Just like the old days.
He's like one of the few P2K users as well that's always used it.
Just go B, there's no one we want to B.
Wait a second.
Yeah, if you plant too quickly, nothing's running over here but it'll go down.
Long gun fight.
Backstab's here.
Turn around, so till he takes it.
No open property on this map.
P2000 is, I mean, what's the advantage of it?
You get an extra bullet in the chamber.
sure. So, and he actually, he almost, did he use all his bullets?
It felt toppy. I didn't know. He kind of nailed them all first time. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, the extra bullet, and then you get something stupid, like slightly more jumping
accuracy or something ridiculous. And you just feel way more confident. Yeah.
It's a loud gun. And everyone's embarrassed to die to you. That's the other event.
7 USP. Don't die to me.
Like in the T-Side spread so far.
Two open halls, no hall setup from the CT side.
We'll see a little too much.
Oh no, this is going to just be a shroud master class I can tell.
I'm interested to see how this map actually plays because I improved CS it's really slow, right?
It does kind of suck. I don't think these guys are all pros. You don't think? Yeah
I think sometimes casters can be wrong and it's one of those times
Well it's looking like it's moon pretty slow, say that.
Not even any nades.
The brutal part is like when nothing was playing rotator on nuke you could just be everywhere.
But on inferno you're playing arch, it's still going to take you some time to play.
And you're still allowing your teammates to actually hold you down.
On this map it's like saving so common because if you get two kills on B like everyone else
is so far away and you're so locked out you just don't even try it. I feel like
this is gonna be a T-sided game though. This map, Furner is T-sided lately, but also just
based on what we're seeing. No banana control the CTs yet in this game. So this is a huge,
I mean this matches huge lore implications because like we've been talking about Aiden
kind of tipped the scales and put his finger on the scale and got Yingling on his team
even Jordan nothing Gilbert and they're kind of they're doing great the other
team has Ludwig someone who has been a mentally criticized Aiden for this exact
you know he's walking around saying he's like this is not my that this is
Aiden's event yeah right and you know I think I will say it was practicing
smokes up here for the camera we saw there's also doing it downstairs on
It's a little performative, but a little serious.
Exactly. It's kind of a little experience.
Look at his face. Those are beautiful.
And that's that chemistry, right? He and then Yingling working together.
They don't even have to talk to each other at first.
No, it's like they've been married for 40 years.
It's just telepathy.
Telepathetic.
One more flash right here.
Camping banana.
Sometimes what you want to do, even if you just, you don't know what's happening exactly, but you think that other teams horny for a B-take, you just feed an extra guy over there just in case.
Because with two, you can kind of hold A or at least delay for a long time.
But actually in this spot, nothing's really dedicated to the site, and it looks like the attack is coming in its direction.
I like her just spot here, but now it's time for the rotation over to library.
over to library. Oh, that's what it is. It's bad. Yeah, even on the mini map, it's just
the wide open lane to smoke yourself. Yeah. Oh, that's a little bit early on the entry,
but might feed into their hope that it's not going to be a nothing in a great spots to
try and win the round. No, Co yet to get that info is going to spot them coming up
Shroud's team moving in quick with some low health nothing multi-kill perhaps with only one
Whoa lovely massive entry is gonna get that bot down. That was actually beautiful. No 2k there for nothing
They're all so low
No attention to where he planted really kind of that panic
If it was Ludwig's event, would he let you cast now once library?
Uh, yeah, maybe. I don't know.
Aiden's the one who asked me. I'll say that.
Okay, Ron, with a good one.
Hey, buddy?
That's buried. He's a dammit, man.
The name might do it.
That could be huge.
Oh!
We need to defuse that!
Get out of here!
There's no kids!
I don't even know how to have it.
That's gonna be...
He's coming down to the wire!
Oh!
That would have been grounds for a Bernie Ludwig.
That's a Ludwig 1v2.
Yes, sir.
True.
Wins out the clutch.
Was that Yingling and Aiden on the go?
Oh my God.
It's an office engagement.
And he just stands up.
So, do they, uh, kiss or anything like that?
Aiden and Gingley?
Yeah.
It's platonic.
But, yeah, sometimes, yeah, you know, platonically, you know, it's a particular clutch goes particularly
well.
Yeah, you walk over and you give them a smooch.
Right.
I always kiss my esteemed homies goodnight.
Of course.
What about your honest esteemed?
Yeah, yeah, even my lowest friends.
They get a pack.
Yeah.
Oh, I love the monkey business Wow all know her all know that's right
Any skin that came out in 2019 and below I know those
You know this one then that is the I
Have it you have it. I literally use this one. Oh, no, I'm thinking something else. I don't know. I six can fire stuff
Yeah, that's actually the classic trout skin. I don't know
I know the cheap ones boy
There's some pressure on yingling
That's a crazy reason yeah, you might have just saved the round yeah, it stops at be hit
There's only one well now they're faking be and nothing is actually gonna walk over so a bit more pressure now
So first and pressure on no go and courage
They don't have great guns.
There's some real pro gamer moves in this round.
Yeah.
Pulling them away to the other side of the map.
Crazy banana smoke out of nothing.
A plate of finish.
Oh, charge. A.
Ain't getting a kill here.
P2K.
Dead instantly.
Oh, four England just staring at the banana smoke.
Oh my god.
Wow.
That was inspired.
What a push out of nothing.
That was a lot of good energy from him.
him. Now on a steam time becoming a 1v2. We haven't seen a Yingling 1v2. He's been
in the spot too many times to lose this on God. Okay. Well, he's got info. That
second spot it's so hard to deal with up there in halls and the bomb is planted
up there for both of them. I'll try and give him anything.
Tell me about the rabbit's union.
What's that?
That's a nice one.
Yeah, read that, Toronto.
He's in English, he's in English, yeah.
He knows the classics.
Look out into the alfalfa, buddy.
Yeah, I swung to that.
Can you drop his milk?
Oh, didn't I have the rabbits?
Five to one.
Yeah.
Here you are, Molly.
Oh, my God.
Nothing's got an AIDS.
Still with it?
with it. Very oppressive smokes here. Bottom mid and bottom of B at the same time.
England's the lord of banana. They just keep popping him there, positioning him there.
Said you are the commander. You let us know that anyone comes up here.
He's Donkey Kong. He's Donkey Kong. And he's with Diddy Kong Aiden. He's pushing
banana, pushing the smoke. Sometimes I feel like Waluigi.
Yeah, that's rough, brother.
You're ganglick.
Yeah, ganglick.
Wow!
That's a good vibe for Noco.
Alright, he's in a...
This is the perfect spot to rotate into.
This is scary now, man.
Yeah.
Oh, it's hard.
It's fully timed. Holds the shot.
It's hard!
Oh, Kimmy now. Up to the plate.
He could definitely hunt this down.
You know, Yingwen wants to try to protect
cold in this position.
Oh my god.
He comes out early.
The comm is in.
He keeps hitting A, man.
It leaves the B player alone to make it happen at the end of the round.
He might be worried about the arch rotate.
Let's see how he plays this.
But off the T path is the exact way to play this.
That's correct.
Oh no!
That's a CS player.
That's the guaranteed 1v1
Timmy is that guy Timmy Timmy
We told them they'd be mic'd up
He's totally right as Aiden's trying.
Ah, okay.
Aiden caught out with his pants down and his micro out.
That was retreat lifted.
Is this two micros in the build?
Yeah, it's a fiesta.
You can put your ears together if you come all the way.
If only, man.
If only.
But who would get it?
We got a pinch on the head down there.
Oh, it's gonna take the smoke.
That's quite a fight.
Whoa!
Whoa, Aiden!
Aiden, you gotta get this.
Oh, that's rough.
That was a teammate, baby.
Didn't want to shoot them.
One more guy back side, but Noko's moved into Coffin, so...
Good workout for him.
Team on the big one.
Big one, Noko right there!
Don't know from Noko.
Nice.
Oh, damn.
Noko's no-go zone.
Yeah.
Wow.
That is well done.
What a great shot of Aiden.
That's cinematography.
Sam.
I don't think it could be in our spawn though.
Looking good.
I wonder if Aiden's cooling in damper.
We landed and he kind of took over IGL duties.
The last three rounds, because nothing was just like,
but the thing was nothing was still frying.
He already had 40 kills or something like that.
Dude, courage back on the P9,
seems like he hasn't learned.
It's got so many bullets.
It was Shroud who told him to buy it, I think.
Wait, no, it couldn't have been Shroud.
if it was shrouded as a bit
some of us i think maybe nothing
it was as to buy which is quite a lot of you know it
but i don't say save the money absolutely
we're counting dates
they might not be able to set up saving playing actually good
playing proper cross-fies everything just look at the mini-map
We're playing for us. Yeah, it's coming down to clutches for shout squad
one guy B
For a thank you shot walking into a trap
That bomb is going back second day with that little trick anometry right there
Bomb is going B Aiden no nades on that site
If a team dies for nothing here round over. Yeah, very committed spot. I mean you only play this
biggest balls
But he's got the micro is penis
Look like a mosquito
He gets there a bomb stop 20 seconds. He just doesn't want to engage really he's got teammate coming up
Yeah, I mean this is the ethos of Aiden and the England strategy is piggy one and piggy two
They they call out when they get greedy and they've created a culture of not getting greedy not being pigs
And that was it right there
Losing his whole spirit
He says new things I've never heard before. I'm gonna go AFK like saving
Like GTA when you get hit by a car
I
So you know that he is he is I yelling right now just you know yell you just if you never yell you always threaten
The L, you know, yes, I don't want to step out of line
Very Machiavellian for nothing or like my mom
She yells the once and you're like, why don't you hear that again?
It turned out great.
Exactly.
I'm going to do that to my child.
Yeah.
I want to raise a slime.
Yeah, look, it was hitting this.
Oh, yeah.
Did the micro close for that thing?
Yeah.
He still got it.
Yeah.
He still got it.
Big time.
Yeah.
Yeah, you still got it. Yeah, you still got it big time
What is it called you hate to hear what's it called
The trough is full
That's an execution on B.
Nothing's here.
Oh, what on B.
Flash behind him, he goes up the wall and nothing does for sure, but just damage.
What health, sorry.
He's on Trout.
Oh, this is a stewie moment here at Quad.
Oh, Molly's too good.
Hey, excuse me.
Everything was good here last time.
Yeah.
to spam either courage closing in he's always on the fight man he's gonna get
right ask there you go there you go all right it's gotta fake it
very nicely done from Roco exactly what you want to do just stay back go wide
they're playing a great way CT side we said look at text chat are they writing
strats okay and they're gonna shout dude that's like a whole school it's
gotta be nothing coated
you need to invent code
the forehand to throw them off right so the other team off like macaroni and cheese
and that's like a big A goal B at 40 seconds
and then there's you know they're like pineapple
it's what pyramids
pyramids
but there's no more clay
that thing works
smoke's a little shoddy but they can't really get around that
it's a long angle for a mag 10 as well
lots of noise here over on the B site that's going to keep the attention of 3
i'm going to get back
Timmy said i'm going to be the main character now
give another smoke
Actually, Shrapun's smoke for the cross.
Oof. Oh, that's good.
Yeah, he just got to go. Need this CT kill.
Nothing's there.
Of course, it's bloody nothing in CT.
Bloody nothing once again.
Oh! Just kill it!
Big 10!
Give it a titty job.
Oh, the top!
Oh my God, they got on site.
Just a 10.
Timmy going crazy.
Timmy on the spot.
It always locks in this flank, and that's the most important part of this retake.
They did this with one rifle.
Let it take.
You guys trying to let him in?
Oh, they got the spot.
Look at how composed this is.
Not overextending, tucked in.
Oh, well, Timmy.
Timmy, second oranges is the reed.
Neyong's won.
It's going to be a Ron episode right here.
No, maybe it's her episode!
Oh.
Courage.
Oh, he can't get to the point.
Okay, that's tough.
Yeah!
So you get a little closer and then you can...
That sandbag stuck his knees out.
Team Shroud running away right now.
No kidding.
Remember nothing ace the pistol?
Looks like Timmy was a good first pick.
Shroud got jokes. Guy wanted to go home early got some jokes.
have a fun now doesn't know when he smokes until he's in the lead
no one's ever got this killer CS2 never seen it CSGOT every game oh my god
look at Kenny look at him go full aggro all the way through the smoke get him
Look at the roomies go! I mean he's dead horribly!
It was a damn good try!
You will pay attention, man!
He's walking in!
Mary made me buy it, dude. I was so ready for that.
The mall's still goes. Careful with his peeks. Very good with his presence. Not over-facing.
And dude, what more do you need?
Oh my lord!
Courage. Yeah, a banana.
Not a scratch on them.
Four bananas left.
Solid half. Respectable recovery.
Oh, it sinks a drink! You see that?
How long can you survive in the desert with four bananas, hand sanitizer, and hand warmers?
The hand warmers are dragging you down.
Well, I would have died in the desert.
I'm making it tonight, brother.
Yeah, I eat everything all at once and drink the hand sanitizer.
I'll die if you know what I'm saying, and I'll say this island sucks.
Dude!
Pause the vanilla extract.
Okay, we had nothing ace in this exact position.
Trout!
Trout is his turn!
Trout, we'll let them all pass!
Trout's got the piece.
He's everywhere.
But the T's are fighting back, actually, it's nothing in melee.
Two ends of the sights here.
Really important reposition that's taking place in Ludwig.
He could actually seal the deal if he plays his cards right.
Good crosshair.
But now that he isn't going in the halls, he might consider going back to the sight.
But now he could get clothes lined.
No!
That's the fault I'm doing.
Now he could join up with his teammate.
That's the play.
That's Ludwig's personal play of the day.
Crazy.
Big pistol.
Hey, freaky Friday for a second.
We got teabags.
We standing up?
Bossam a banana.
Wait, what?
Wow.
Honestly, that was the longest pistol gun flight I've seen in a long time.
Two players.
No, no.
I will say, because nothing was on the other side of any loss, right?
Oh, that hurts.
Oh, and the shotgun's out now.
Oh yeah, he did say he was going to go banana every round with it.
He is apps, but we'll allow it.
He might have something here, they're running their way.
Oh, heads to pop over.
What?
Oh!
Come on, come on, get him.
Oh, there we go!
Big body auto shotty to the chest.
That's money made.
House mafia. What in the world?
My favorite band.
Yeah.
My favorite country band.
Nothing won't be fun.
He's definitely done this before.
On the guy Fiery too.
He's taking him to Flavortown.
Like playing safe here.
He's got the shotgun.
Oh no.
He got the fire.
And look at nothing, he's playing for the round.
He really wants this. He really wants this.
He's thinking about it.
Oh, my God.
Old Timothy, saving visit day.
Always tip your IGLs.
Yeah.
And your grocery bag is.
Yeah, for those who were here earlier,
two of our casters are from the UK,
and uh... they saw someone bad groceries
uh... actually it was just
crazy
yeah we don't know if you've seen that
i've never seen it
they like saw it for you
in england
all the groceries are flying through the
I fucking told him, he'd be even on this fucking plane!
Hurry up, will you?
He came in the back!
You're racing the next guest!
You can just recall it as a cortisol spike.
Dude, I'm out of breath.
Must be taking the bloody piss.
Well, you guys fucking eggs.
It's just that light's not getting any greener buddy energy.
One smoke up right now?
Right, he even gets away with putting one in his boss in the apartments.
He put one in his way?
It is boss.
Boss.
If you think about the hierarchy, I guess Aiden seconded his boss as well, but spiritually
they're equal.
What's the power structure like here boss-wise?
Well, but his owner and CEO, Aiden, is the COO.
Actually, Aiden gave it to me.
He told us that he was the CEO.
Yeah, he did.
Did he?
Yeah.
they change shit
for this one event
you know i used to be
really really
regretful that he said that
he walks it back
and hits it
so i guess we shouldn't have known that
oh that's kind of a fight
wrong with the scout
this scout's my
my guilty pleasure but
it never works but god what if it did
it could
Mr. CEO with a kill.
Pose-pla looking good.
Down.
Damn!
Oh!
There you go.
Mr. President and CEO.
Oh!
Because what is that Lee Ludwig with?
I don't know.
The Treasurer?
Not even his event.
Yeah, for C-corks you need a Treasurer, a President,
I believe a vice president in the CEO.
I think those are the four things you need.
I used to be vice president, believe it or not.
I think Ludwig's like the brand ambassador.
What a, what a, just like a sad title.
I mean, I think it's A to do, made of that.
I love that.
It's all on paperwork, really.
That's what tells the tale.
You even got a lot of space up in there.
This is a nice looking stack.
I would like to make the difference.
coming the the bean aids the stack they're just gonna go trying to area that's
crazy yeah I mean a Molly but they are actually leaving so good luck with this
Ludwig tough that's tough you see nothing coach that Nate to he probably
ping showed exactly where you got to bank it.
Right.
Oh, what a cloudy save!
It's from Toronto.
Two blinds of boost.
Oh, they missed the boost?
Yeah.
Try to find it.
Okay, maybe not.
Oh, sad.
They ain't talking about it.
This game is getting serious now.
Closing up quick
You know, it's all jokes to start the day but then people see that they can win and suddenly it gets serious
It's funny out there in the area where they are there's a big TV on the wall and it's playing
Through the five knives that they are playing for it. Yeah, you know, it's just a video of cycling through the knives
So they can look and see you know their north start do it for do it for her
Offshot this gets away from it
Wrong doesn't move it not that I doubted him so much, but I like the players definitely
Gotta be light on your feet to play that game
Keep thinking of him as the whole sky. Yeah
Since Dahlia, the horse guy is pretty good.
Why do horse girls get all the shine?
Yeah, horse boys.
Horse guy summer.
We got some micros, we need some horses.
Get some Dahlia's.
Is he the head of a macropenus?
Macropenus?
I'll show you mine.
Five clowns up in the inner right alley, have a good micro as we have to clean it together.
They'd be horrified to find out this is what we're talking about.
They don't care. They don't care.
They don't care.
They're fine. So what?
No!
The chosen one!
Oh no! The late bird!
That's insane!
Oh, that's such a good spot.
Actually, yeah.
She was just smiling.
Like the dog in that comment.
This is fine.
Alright man, this is going to take an extra special play.
Oh Nate, no health!
Oh Nate, this is so...
Northern Lion's typing.
Come down and nothing won't be too easy.
He's looking for the ace right now.
They're both low.
Come for the fly!
It's rain!
Rain!
Two places for nothing!
Damn!
Oh look at Ronaldo, he is devastated.
It's okay bro, he's been playing since you were 10 years old brother.
Let him have it.
Have you guys seen Northern Line?
The winner of this, on the super cruise?
Oh the super cruise, the canceled super cruise.
It's actually the ghost super cruise.
You go on the cruise, Northern Line will be there, but it's not advertised.
Have you seen him clear Mirage mid?
I absolutely love watching him play this game.
It's been so good.
I watched him play Crossword and I was just in shock.
The Crossword?
Just Crosswords.
Yeah, he's great at Crosswords.
All that stuff is great, but the CS content, like watching someone with a brain that good,
I will say the Monday if anyone can do the Monday in under 10 minutes the New
York Times Monday I mean I swear to anyone I appreciate that vote of
confidence though I don't think you appreciate how little I know
Oh, it's actually in a solid spot.
It needs to play cool.
Oh, I'm a little scared from that free fire.
Hard round to lose here.
Will they find a way?
Oh!
Wasted.
Big dude.
Oh, this is how you lock up a place, man.
Hey, this is brutal.
Yeah.
his post wants to be very nice team nothing just abusing the b-bombside right
now all right as well like it's gonna be the same as earlier where he's going
to know yeah you can't win I'm inferno takes one maybe two
two maybe three all safe all tied up nine these are the nice
This is Aiden's inventory right now.
Yeah. Must be nice.
These are all the knives he was willing to part with.
That's it?
That's what you're playing for?
Do it for her?
Gloves not included.
Absolutely not.
Kiddin fucking kidding me?
He was getting sponsors after this.
He said absolutely.
Fuck it now.
If you're broke just say so.
We're playing for pride here.
Ooh, okay. Oh, it was shotgun again.
Could be the way.
I mean, that's the real, like, Ludwig saying, how do I bring value, right? If I can't hit, like, shotgun? I'm not shooting at him, genuinely, right now.
How do I bring value?
That's a running bit.
Get in the right spot, have a shotgun, make them pay. And he doesn't matter to me.
It's kind of a solid fallback.
well so we make fun of the p90 but you do in tier one you do see auto-guns like
it's a very valid gun like close range it does just shred you just can't like
clip any of the highlights that's the only problem with it really are you
if it's good if it's a if it's an ace it's only a it's got viral
unfazed very solid yeah
in his own lane
is that sticking out though?
you know
the other micro likes him
it's a really tiny one
hey it's about how you use it
a lot of patience only 40 seconds
yeah decisions need to be made soon
I like this. It sounds like the real Inferno experience. Yeah, right?
Like just slow down the screen move. It's 3B still they're not responding to the bracket pressure. So again, we're playing top-level CS here
We've been waiting for the Timmy all 20 seconds shot and now they got a
To they want it. Oh, yeah, wait was it?
Okay
Yeah, they have to go they have to get in there
They couldn't mess this up. You got to be careful. Ronaldo might need the sex. Yo, no ball's not getting close enough fast enough
We have a timeout.
Okay.
Wow, finally.
Let's think about it.
Let's talk about it.
They could have done this the whole time.
They've just been rolling through these games.
What are they saying?
He was coaching.
Is it this round?
And then you guys just hold that together.
Alright.
Very well.
I think Ron and I would be calling me.
I think you guys...
I think your shotgun is not going to be that good on B.
God, he looks like he's got a million dollars in the Dodgers right now.
Actually against the 2K saying the shotgun's not good.
Dude, you just want them out.
He said fuck me for they're trying to step on his confidence
I did the deep smoke or hold my smoke you should play a with us
That was clean from courage. It took a bullet to the head
Denying that opens up the site. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, boom. Oh, okay
Flashed well done
Nothing called to speed up here. They're not just there yet. You know them might see something. No
Oh, can we get some line?
No, not today nice try can be to hold a
Two Piggy almost on the call.
You would do it right?
Oh no!
We have to imagine what's happening.
We have to just look at this for one second.
We have to take their hold of them.
Okay, I mean, Noko's got the perfect line.
Ketamine is going to have to push through this.
She goes...
It's time to wave it.
It's possible.
Get him in his time, Lowe!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, come on, dealer!
The no-scow.
What a move.
The clutch denial, that's huge.
Dealer draws five cards, it's 21.
That was an attempt.
That ties up the score.
Every game is a heater so far.
Maybe Courage who said it just now, I'm a fucking burger.
Maybe I am.
Someone said something like that.
The rich has mentioned so many different foods today.
Yeah, like I said, you can get as fit as you want, as hot as you want.
A real eater is a real eater.
You're working out so you can eat.
That's right.
That was Ron. Sorry, chat.
Hussy burger.
Okay.
That was like all the net...
Dude, he's easy.
Damn.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, that was a core hit and attack right there.
The grenades on Luglink in this map have just been abhorrent.
Yeah.
Everywhere he goes.
And Aiden taking him straight down 5v4 in this crucial round.
I can try to milk this now because they've been in these 5v5s late
and then actually still close it out.
But what this means is that Team Shroud have to make a move.
That takes some kind of risk.
Right now they are leaning B, they have A slightly open.
They just smoke, they smoke tall, they still look too late.
Yeah, sometimes even old dogs sometimes, they miss their damn smoke, they don't bang.
I think that's good, none of his team were there to see it, so you can say they smoke
too late.
They made the right call, nothing said come A.
We're in California, no one's smoking mid.
It's like the excuse to clip when that guy on his team is like, oh my god, they molly.
Another miss smoke and Timmy punishes, they're speeding up.
It's still open, Timmy. It's got a head.
Oh, it is. It's great.
Maid's big to glory back.
I mean, it is retakeable.
Mistakes will be made, I promise.
It's looking for a postplot.
Going to go up into the apartments to play around the bomb.
The one in pit to punish, the one in second smoke, that's brutal.
Oh, not the best tracking, eight melts.
Oh, I swung at a time a little bit, unfortunately.
Okay.
The order of the octoposit, and then to match the lead.
Eight and triple.
That is a lead.
And Trout's squad had to leave for some time, but nothing, crawling back in and breaking the
money.
Gonna have to play for O.T.
Rough, rough by two shotguns, Stable Ronaldo getting on the train.
Oh, what's that timing?
Noko's got out.
Don't take it to ride, get off.
Damn.
Yeah, you always fire a second one through just
to see if you can do it twice.
Yeah, you're right.
Great peek from Aiden on top of it.
Don't come out of Absolute, stay in the house.
He can just go B right now.
Two players B, Ludwig alive.
One with banana.
Shroud puffing up his chest.
In the negative right now, Shroud.
Really?
It's been a day of captains carrying.
They need him now, more than ever.
Just play like...
Get up, Shroud.
Shroud, watch.
Beat your hands.
HLTV.
I'm gonna swing through.
After you.
Get up to B-Stack.
B-Play, they're just so strong though.
So much utility.
Know how to use it.
Already got their lineups in place.
Dead silent.
Crossing a minute. CTs.
Calcified in their positions.
Ludwig's not gonna be a problem rotating over with an auto.
They're asking for the push here to be a true out if you really do this
He's locked in that's not it. He's just saved the game. He broke their money. That was them on eco
This is now straight a team shroud in control put a crucial insane round
Look how micro their guns look. Yep. Just
Just short in the hood. What do you do really run it down the flashes are great
My god
I can't even call him a rush beat!
Don't think what a goodie bro, it doesn't stop working.
You're kidding.
They just fucking ran them down.
There's going to be some bitterness in the interviews after all.
Oh, this hurts.
Anything. Dude, there's nothing worse either than thinking you just did the play to win the game.
They've really let Ludwig down in this match.
They actually have.
He got his.
Timmy on 30 kills as well, he hit his AWP shop at too many tech 9s and running them down.
He just ran it down?
Yeah, he did, he just ran it down.
You even hit him in that there and it's tight.
Yeah, they did it, just run it up.
He just lost the game.
Yeah.
Sometimes you don't want to put lipstick on a pig.
That was as simple as a guess.
Piggy one, piggy two.
All lips sticked up.
Alright.
Plan for O.T.
This ain't a peck.
They got money.
Right side. We can get some...
maybe an old paddle taking.
This would be a great time for tactical pause, guys.
Yeah, it's the time to use the ad.
That's why they make them.
We're stomping.
Trout.
You see it?
A little bit of a battleship right now.
Aiden made himself one, B3.
They smoke banana, they wasted a Molly and it's not banana.
They're wasting it cause they're stupid.
That's idiots.
It's confidential.
I can walk up land.
I'm asking for the U-Tilt.
I'm way back in the site. It's dangerous, but the bomb's in alt right now.
They're really working the map well.
You know who's waiting for the map? It feels like they're really working the map.
It's the long 24 rounds, no one wants to die. Genuinely the level
in these games has been pretty good. Yeah, it has been some good CS today.
You can feel the tension in this round.
It's round 24.
Oh, the Rotate, the Cavalier.
He wanted to lose fast.
He said that.
They're too scared to get that.
Riagro in the mid.
Take any info back there.
I think nothing's cluing into that.
He's ready to pounce on Halls.
I'm stable.
Clown's mudwig again, man.
He's the one.
Just not a sure.
Actually, the main character.
This is the time.
Take your favorite angle.
Eat your heart out, bud.
It's time to play.
Oh!
Ohhhh, that's ugly!
That's a tough one.
No motor smoke, Bob can't get out, they're gonna frag him though.
Shroud again with nothing.
And nothing.
Onto Shroud, it is 12-11 with a 5-E3. This looks like game.
Could be a clean close.
Oh?
Unless.
Those thing, window of opportunity.
Wrong with the swing.
It's a good ball.
Horse guy.
Yeah, that hurts doesn't it?
Yeah, and the glue.
They burned down the stable.
It's time to go.
Come on Timmy.
In the carry, in this game.
What?
Oh my god.
What?
There it is.
Team nothings.
Oh, team goers.
Do not, do not.
Oh, look, dude, look.
That hurts.
They really don't have that level down today.
He gave him everything, but team nothing with another victory left alone too many times
Currently in first place team nothing. That was legit. Oh really well called game and he hugs his biggie Tim
Straight to the trough with them
Hey guys, welcome back to the Ludwig counter strike minor we're here joined by the Ludwig
Ludwig man great job with the shot gun that game
We say that walking through who like you down the most on your team
No one let me down on my team. I think our team played great. Yeah, so get 11 rounds against a team who
Has met a game to get the team that they did
For a hundred thousand viewers right there we're on the water you get the
Yeah, it's an old
Thank you so much guys, that's good to hear us.
He's headed back to the desk.
He's got an honor wheel.
Professional.
Wow.
That's correct. There was a counter strike event.
Okay, there was a major where in the crowd, there was a fight that broke.
There was when they rushed the stage at Puck and Hage,
but there was randomly two guys fighting in the crowd
and one guy was wearing an Astralis jersey
and we thought it had something to do with the stage rushing.
But actually what happened was the guy who's wearing the Astralis jersey the guy said to him Astralis sucks
And he went you're fat
That's I do love how the it shifts and shifts more to like real sports, you know
We got guys in jerseys fighting each other the game over hot dogs and shit. That's important
was that best game of the day that's up there that's up there I think they've all been surprised
in the close though like it's actually been a really even even set of games I don't know
who's winning team nothing's winning I mean I know that actually winning right now oh
come on he did get two aces this game we're gonna get alien we're out of the world playing
the match to be honest I think this shotgun beats it oh man it didn't result in the
Who can forget about the 1k?
Yeah, you can too.
The Alienware curation team is much to be desired, because...
Oh, maybe we're gonna stay right here.
Yeah, double play of the match.
Oh, wait.
It's not gonna be one of nothing's aces?
No, we yell as loud as we did.
Then with one, we just let the bitch sing.
Oh, man. Oh, yeah, no scope.
Oh, dealer!
Oh
There's so many issues from yep
So that's a great game
Honestly games have been great. You usually I think that's the
Like you have get like influencer type of like games like this and stuff. You're like, ah, some of them are just shit
Poor washes captain's. I think it's the big one. Yes. It's also good. Yeah, that's a violence games
I mean snake trap worked out perfectly. Yeah
Someone just said is that queso to American Pete and I know if I told that to American Pete
He would go who is queso? Yeah, and then if I explained who queso was he'd be like God I need to get out of here
What's the lore on American Pete? Oh, he's right here. Yeah, and he's just a guy who's older and he does cool content
He's a really nice guy
But when you get trapped in the unke prison, especially in this industry happens to me
35 you know you get put in this this glass cage and you have on you can't get
out of course yeah it's over I mean these days you're 23 gets younger and
younger every year yeah it definitely does that's that's cold by the way yeah
like oh do I just get older he doesn't want Dr. Aiden right now he don't want
I'm just gonna say shit.
Maybe we get a fight.
Oh yeah.
That's what they get a CS land.
A Jumboy lip reading.
Let's go.
Oh man.
That was actually a very
elite reference.
Yes.
Full nose.
That just mapped it perfectly
onto that round.
AT&T
the NT Star Trek at Timmy with another dude. Timmy putting in a shift today, all to be
let down. Timmy 10 toes down. That's huge. It is Timmy. It's true. It's him. Timmy tubular.
He's had 30 kills I think in both games. And he got that Vampire's Tooth on a chain
around his neck. It wouldn't be made of silver though, would it? No, no, you can, you
encase it in silver to keep yourself safe from the Vampire's Tooth. This is fashion
stuff you should know this I do have a clothing company as well the way you guys
put out lately we did a 40% I think it's site-wide sales still maybe going on but
we kind of sold everything boxer movement doc club yeah I remember zoo used
to rock that stuff oh yeah oh man we love zoo you just made all our clothes
look so good handsome guy yeah he's still alive by the way yeah the zoo is
So here's my big problem with him. The last time I saw him was the Ludwig Smash
Invitational, which is a giant melee tournament I've had in the biggest couple
years ago, and we were at the Blackjack table and Zoo is using the little car to
learn how to play Blackjack while I am down thousands of dollars.
And I said to him, I actually regret this, but I was like,
Dude, you gotta fucking make a decision.
You can't do this. I need to play.
And he looked at me like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Hey, bud. How'd I do that?
I think you really got your flowers this game, bud.
Hey, that was better, right?
Yeah, play better.
That was better.
The round was coming back to you with the shotgun.
We put all the pressure on you to make that happen,
and then you delivered the 2k.
You over-rotated away, bro.
Call for one we sent out to I'm left alone there with the fucking SMG
I really I think the story of the match was that you luck got let down this game. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're not out
I did the math. Okay, if we win this
You will be one and two our opponents will be one and two right and then if team nothing wins out
Their final match against the Flamely the Flamely will also be one and two the three-way tie
Three-way tie where team nothing no surprise anyone
Undefeated
Have to go to the one-by-one so we're trying we're trying to win this one back
Because I didn't have anything to say for so I don't even have a microphone
Why do you even have one?
So you can try to kill myself?
Was it gonna do that?
Because I have been at you doing it twice. I was it I don't think I did that
It's on camera I saw it guys
There's been a lot of gas lighting here. I would never say that in an ad for AT&T. That's a fighting again
I just want to hang out with you. No, we're having a good time gaming. He's so nice when he wins
If he lost it's don't talk to Aiden time. Yep. Yes. Hey, yes, right? Actually, I don't want to drop this lore
Oh save save the lore. Yeah, save the lore. We're gonna save the lore Aiden
There was a lower yesterday
Yeah, you remember what you said was
We did lose the land yesterday.
He remembers when he told everyone he was the CEO.
Did you?
I'm not looking at that.
Did you or did you not?
I did say I was the CEO yesterday.
So I was explaining to them the corporate structure of this company as I know it and
then they say, no, Aiden said he was the CEO, I'm like, they must have changed some
shit.
And I guess they did.
And he's leaving.
They want to hear Pete.
Me?
Me yo what up hey, I don't I don't know shit about counter strike
You can't fail this interview. Hey, let's give it up for our casters here on the couch
They are delivering hours of expert analysis
Timely jokes a perfect pairing for Red Bull AT&T and
As someone who knows next to nothing about this great game, these four gentlemen have
regaled us with insights.
Wow.
Oh, well, and Slime's here.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah.
They were saying in chat, they said, is that queso?
Oh, queso my goat, that's fine.
I'll take it.
So, you know what?
To be in the same breath, I'll take that as well.
I gotta say, this is as somebody who's just here for the vibes, I'm like the Ludwig on
the commentary team.
I'm not contributing anything, but I'm here to just have some fun.
I think that you guys have put on an awesome old school LAN environment, so the ump in
me is very happy to be here.
So thank you.
You really killed this cameo.
Yeah, I'm done.
That's all I got.
You wanted to hear from Pete all I could was glazes.
Yeah, you've kissed all the right rings.
And he's out.
Oh man.
Someone just put their phone number in chat.
That's so brave.
I appreciate that.
Give it a cool.
Yeah, I respect that.
That might be the worst place in the entire world to put your phone number.
Oh man, and he put the AVA or something.
See, I'm entranced by the chat.
I can't look away from it.
Guys, stop dropping phone numbers in the chat.
We shouldn't have to tell you that.
This is like these were the rules when like it was the internet 20 years ago
I'm not believe the way. I just hustled out there. Yeah, what I say let's gentlemen agreement mirage
Cuz I've been studying the smokes
I saw on the downstairs Andrew is sleeping and you're on your computer studying the smokes. I got every smoke a
You know what they say to me they go name every map and you can have it
Every competitive map in the pool. Okay, and I fucking rattle them off. Oh, like like it's my mother's maiden name
I guess we have to play Mirage
How's the streets feel about Mirage every time I check into like it's boring, you know for the guys who have played for 25 years
But haven't watched for the last 10. It's the new dusting
It's the most played map. It's like it's kind of got everything. It's very dynamic
It comes up a bit too much in cues, but it is really good. You love it or you hate it
Yeah, it'll more like you love it or you're tired of it. Yes, but it's just it's a puggers paradise
You just get on through so you tell swing and fight middle
Good fun. You can catch up clean fun. Yeah clean counter strike fun
He's playing in the next game. Let me get it. I've got him
Obviously, it's Team Shroud, taking on Team Austin.
It was Austin speaking for the first time.
He actually, he was telling everyone we were going to have dinner tonight, but he never
told me.
And every time he got invited, he got invited by Fusely and someone else, and they both
said that he couldn't have dinner because he was having dinner with me, but he never
told me that.
It's like when you, so when your kids, you say, I'm staying at their house,
that you tell your mom that and they're saying it their house and you have to
do something else and then the mom's meet up and they go away fucking yes but he
did that to be alone yeah right yeah which is crazy and then I went okay
let's have dinner then he said oh I think we're having a team dinner tonight
Squeaks he hates you brother he fucking hates you
I've never been used as a poet so hard in my life
I think he's on the team
All right, we'll be back next game coming up soon. Let's go to a break
Much much. Where are you? I've called you four times
Nihon Zenkoku or Baikou de Yoko. He wants a raise. We have to talk about that. I need ten minutes
I need you to come to the office.
I need you to speak English.
I need a signature.
We need to talk about Gingling and we need to do merch.
Well, then do you think you can just insert the question in Gage with me?
Say anything!
If you help my sister, I will.
Don't say that about your sister.
It's not okay.
Just come here on time to be easier for you, if it's easier for me, then we will all be happier people!
Warhand Bob!
Hold shut then Ludwig!
Hold shut then!
Call your back at your contract!
No Ludwig!
And that's for making the Spartans to jump the egg!
Hey, I hear you.
I'm busy today, gotta go live.
Anata no Tasukini Onikiru.
A TNT.
We can't make Ludwig focus, but we can keep him connected.
What was that all about?
I don't know.
Red Bull gives you wings.
Hey, it's me Ludwig from the past, and I just want to thank Alienware for sponsoring
this event.
out there top-fragging right now and the only reason I'm able to do that is because I'm using
their 27-inch OLED monitor. These bad boys are amazing. Tom's guide calls these monitors
too good to be true and he's not lying. I can see everything clearly. With the QD OLED,
that's how gaming is supposed to be seen. It reads cleaner. Lighting's more distinct
and trust me, I'm not missing a single inch. Anyway, do me a favor and go to
alienware.com to check out more info. Now I gotta see my way back to the top of the leader
board.
We're here we're waiting a little bit everyone setting up their computers it's
it's the last one of the magic day one more okay right pretty sure I don't know
how far there's two more yeah this one this one of them shroud Austin and then
from nothing. And then, as Lubbock just said, if Shroud wins this game, beating T-Moslin,
and then nothing beats Flom, which is a hard game, that's like a perspective, perspective,
is that a word? Probably not.
A perspective final. If nothing wins that, then we go to tiebreakers. We see 1v1s.
We see captain's class.
I need these 1v1s.
We've got to do it. It's hard, but it's possible.
Because this could be the incubator that could change CS forever.
If it works, and it's fun, they really could do this at big lands because 1v1s are awesome.
Trout, Team Trout need to be team awesome. That's the hardest one of the two right now.
Team Trout 0 and 2.
I was coming in impartial until now.
That feels...
Whatever gets us those shootouts.
As long as Ludwig buys more shell guns.
Every time he gets a clip, he changes back to a rifle.
Right.
And it's all downhill from there.
Right.
Okay, what's your guys's biggest ideas to shake up CS as it currently is professionally yours is including 1v1 tiebreakers
Yeah, what about let's say hostage map
It's Italy
But it's just
Like the highest level doesn't really
That's the problem with the hostage
When you take the hostage and add so much time to the boss.
And you know, when you can end up with 4 minute rounds, like a game would take forever.
When the Tees get to CT spawn it's just like, full, it's rough, you know?
Like, we min-maxed Italy, we had a 5 stack, when they joined the map pool in CS2, like in a comp map pool.
No.
We played it with 5 stack for like a month, I think we went 25 wins, 0 losses and 2 draws.
So you knew Italy?
So we knew Italy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you know, the min-maxing on that map, like pushing into CT spawn with full nades,
Like five man rushing a sea pushing into spawn full nades and just cycle smokes or mollies. You can really wrap that map
Okay, got it. Got it. Another one would be using a Zeus on knife rounds. Yeah
Cuz knife rounds are kind of stupid, honestly
If you had a Zeus to make it way more fun
You need to decrease the round time though because otherwise people would fire the first use and then run away for 60
Seconds while it charges. I think like we should add because everyone tries to make like winning an event special with a big prize
But like what if actually you were playing to like avoid a historic L?
Wait
So it's a giant spike pit
All the players are standing their office chairs are on top of the spike pit and then if you lose it just opens
Yeah, or see like that would be fire. It would be amazing
And it's way cheaper than giving away millions of dollars every time our first place wins
500,000 to make it sustainable second place loses 500
Yeah, there would be money ten man's just got expensive
Everyone is to buy in at the start. Yeah, that's kind of fire
Do the idea that you have to pay your opponent if you lose to them it hurts a lot because then they go and buy a
Rollie with it and go. What's up, bitch?
Okay, these are all good ideas. Let's implement them. I know one of you guys got it here to gabin on the yacht
And we can get it going. Yeah, he's on the super yacht mapping out the entire ocean
We thought that was for his own vanity that I bought to buy a super yacht company
No, he wanted to pay a bunch of marine biologists to map out the depths of marine Mariana's trash. What does he know?
That's what I'm wondering. We have water. You want to get to aliens? Yeah
That's the whole thing. They're killing the scientists.
What's in the water?
Yeah, good, and Gaben is out there being like,
yeah, I just scuba dive every day
and I just wanted to see some crazy shit.
Did you know he parks his yacht in the south of England?
He does, true.
Near Canberra Sands.
Right down the road.
Actually, no.
Maybe he makes an apocalypse on Bunker out of Pontons.
I heard he has two glass eyes.
Everyone knows that.
Yeah.
That's common, that's Reddit knowledge, bro.
Tip of the iceberg to uh...
Yeah, he doesn't need the metaglasses.
Yeah, Gaben and his cybernetic eyes.
Well, either way, if you want to add one-to-one tiebreakers, if you're listening to this on the yacht, please go ahead.
And if not, what can you do?
Here's the standings.
Spicy day, team nothing in control, in the lead, nothing looking great.
put on a master class, back glass map,
two trouser and two Austin and Flom,
both with a winner piece and now Austin and Froud
take each other on.
Winner of course gets tickets to the big Pontons at Canvasset.
The Supercruise.
Yeah, and they go down on the Crius.
The Pontons Supercruise.
This is a dilapidated cruise ship,
Spawn of Hearts.
This is shitty.
And the loser has to pay for it.
Yeah, and for the loser, the floor opens up
and they fall into the spikes.
Yes.
The loser has to pay for it, then die.
We went to Pontons and again, if you don't know,
it's like a resort, kind of like Disney World,
but with like-
Yeah, what is there actually?
Dude, like, it was like five nights at Freddy's.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah, no, no, no, it's dead on, actually.
Because it was like, oh, Rusty and weird.
And it closed a year after we went as well.
So they're like-
Fun Died in Britain.
The millennia ago.
Attractions?
So, dude, there was like staffed,
there was like a bouncy castle,
that there was just like some British teenagers
just being like, it was crazy.
They was like, yeah, that's the bouncy castle.
And it was like a horror movie, but it was very fun.
How'd you end up there?
There was a big melee tournament there called FATE.
That was the same one that was in Stoke-on-Trent as well.
All right.
We're getting into it, I think.
Another team knife.
Did you notice how sad the British population is?
I mean, other than us, who just carried?
I mean, yeah, because it was just so great there.
It was just great.
It is so great, yeah.
It's kind of nice.
No, yeah.
We were playing golf the other day, and it started raining a bit, and he's like, oh, this
is nice.
Stop on the same drone, bro.
It feels like home.
All right, this is the problem with knife rounds.
That you're waiting to leave.
Yeah, like you're all supposed to do on every map.
There's like, you're supposed to go A ramp on Mirage, or on Dust2 you go long.
Is this live question mark?
Yeah, is this a live round, I guess?
They don't know where they are.
Did you try beans on toast?
I did, you know what, it gets a lot of bad rap.
I think English breakfast is fine.
Yeah, it's great, yeah.
There's a lot of...
You go to Regency Calf?
No.
That's in London.
That's a great choice.
What's that?
It's just a classic Calf.
Great Calf.
What about mushy peas and fish and chips?
Oh, smack bomb pee wet.
Oh yeah, a lot of my friends used to say it.
you know a smack bomb pee wet
no fucking clue
he get the bread and then the wet from the peas and the sepii wet
look at that
you know devil?
devil
fuck that
devil gonna kick that pigeon man
so what did he say? he's like white light and make 7.5% be buzzing off me tibs
i watched devil long time ago
that was my introduction to the overseas culture
Yeah, give us a Sunday roast.
No Sunday roast.
I didn't take part in anything.
Our editor for the yard is British.
His name's Archie, and he's lovely.
I hope he gets better.
Oh, it doesn't get better.
It's so played out, the British hate.
We need a new Italians.
Let's go after him.
I'm here for that.
Hey, why don't you do an Italy review, Slime?
I tried.
How's the hotel room?
The interior.
You know, it's funny, because right when we got back
from Italy, I spent the whole trip watching Squid Game,
I just really didn't feel like traveling and then I suddenly got into Roman history a lot, which happens when you like turn 30 and
Yeah, and I was right. Do you think about the Roman? Yeah, I was right there the whole time
Just the irony of life
All right, so that wasn't the knife round there maybe doing some admin stuff
Bananas still on the table and they're browning a bit
Are they switching up seating order?
Alkara is kind of an attack on Titan vibe with the green cape.
Oh yeah, yeah.
You know, like the scout.
Survey Corps, yeah, like...
And remember, it's Ludwig's jacket that he came in and said,
here you go, here's the jacket.
The white knight with the green cape.
Typical.
He always goes for the jacks, always.
Oh guys, Alkara's back to no mousepad.
He tried it for a game.
That's not real.
He actually was great with the mousepad.
I think he was great with that.
I can't believe he went on to save it.
He went back.
He shouldn't have to say that.
He's also on a different desk.
The other, the one before was that, like, the brown wood one.
Yeah.
Now it's just as white as white.
This is what he was.
This office is trash.
Like, when he's gaming at home, I don't...
Like, does he not use a mousepad?
I have no idea.
But he also did use...
I swear he used one for map 2.
Yeah, he did.
Actually, when I came in this morning,
he was warming up with the mousepad.
And then he got triggered and he said,
It's the fucking mousepad.
Wow, look at Dan's talking to him about it. Dan's like, are you sure you want to do this?
We can give you a mousepad.
He might be getting one.
I like it, look. I mean, we're giving it.
If he frags out, all is forgiven.
Sometimes we make fun of, like,
there's pro players who have had their mousepads, like,
uncleaned and like, they go through a treasure map because there's no room in here.
There it is.
But never, never seen something like that.
So can you get us the mouse? I think, I forget.
Oh, you like mousepads?
Here you go, motherfucker.
How about a mouse sheet?
That might be actually mine, literally the one I use at the office.
Because I like them real big.
It looks crinkled.
He's using a mouse, I think I have to say, I forget the model name, but it actually has weights in it.
Because I like really heavy mice, because I shake a little bit.
Ooh, he's getting the sweep in.
Ooh, smooth.
Looks like a new man.
Alright.
If you need bottom frags now, what do we do?
Put it back on the whip.
The mousepad look like pre-loved, you know, so...
Is that good? That's good.
If it's mine, it's got a lot of skin cells.
It's got a lot of angry street fighter table bangs on it.
It just has like a dip.
Yeah, it has some divots.
Dibbit.
So you really had that last one, I guess.
What's the eats bugs mean?
Uh, arrow eats bugs.
Oh.
Yeah.
I didn't know.
Like I had a friend named Jacob in primary school and he would put earthworms in his mouth and just like juggle them around
Just like the mouth feel the bugs
You like the circle of people watching
Was it a cherry stem? He tied them up in his mouth?
Oh man, stop her f***ing, or you'll never see him.
Never felt that.
Not in words.
Dude, I had a...
When I was in fourth grade, there was this kid named Dietrich,
and he taught me that you could eat glue.
I know he makes a joke a lot.
He would literally eat Elmer's glue.
I find his smells better than it tastes.
No, apparently, look, I tasted it a little bit,
and I was like, I don't really like this,
but he would just eat it all day.
But it grows on you, right?
And he genuinely grew up to be an actual white supremacist.
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Why, it really took the brain cells out of me.
Yeah, so...
Something we can all aspire for.
Yeah.
You eat enough glue?
Yeah, you end up doing that.
Yeah, yeah.
So, it's a correlation really.
I play Harry with vanilla extract.
Yeah, I love that shit.
What about Tony?
Do you, do you make this?
Do you drink vanilla extract?
No, I actually made some weed.
I was making edibles.
Okay.
And I was like dude I didn't want it to taste horrible so I was like I'll add a shit load of vanilla extra
I put like three bottles in there.
He didn't know it was alcoholic.
I didn't know it was alcoholic.
I knew after eating it I was instantly like...
It's crossfaded.
Yeah.
Both things to the maximum level.
Yeah.
Did it taste amazing?
No.
It was fucking irreversible.
I thought I was dying.
And then I ate it the next day I was like maybe I just got a bad one so I tried it again.
Yeah, you'll have to try.
Just like you said, taking the second off-shot through smokes.
Maybe you can hit another one.
Exactly, mate.
Maybe it's good.
Maybe you just got a bad brownie.
Sometimes I think you're secretly American, man.
Harry loves it here.
Did they bag the vanilla extract?
Exactly.
I'm like, are you sure you need this much, son?
Bruh.
It's good though.
Bloody good.
I recommend it.
So have you mastered your recipe now?
No.
I never went back.
I was like I'm never doing that again. Oh, this shit felt like it was gonna kill you kitchen nightmares
I trust me. I did it twice like the second time is worse. I had a bigger bit
I thought like maybe it'll sunk to one side
As I was googling it I'm like sitting there struggle. I'm like four of my phone
I'm trying to type in like what's in vanilla extract
You're just like kill the head of a car
I'll go first.
Oh, it's good.
Yeah.
You know, actually that reminds me, yeah, when I was younger, when I was a teenager,
we would try to, like, we couldn't buy alcohol, right?
Because we were too young, so we would drink things around the house.
And almond extract was one of them, because we found it in my friend's mom's kitchen.
We were just like, I guess I was an alcoholic or let's just drink it.
And then I remember it made our pee smell like like a birthday cake
And and we didn't
Know it wasn't like that
We would just take a pee and then later on at school back dude when you took a pee did it smell like a birthday
Yeah, I did and it was probably the almanac. Do you have a micro?
No
That's right. That's very good. You get an A plus in science class.
It tastes like almond kind of.
I think almond extract is like the mattress store of like foods.
They use it in every baking recipe. I don't think it does anything.
What do you mean by that?
Yeah, because the meme is like mattresses, money laundering operations.
I didn't know that was a meme. That's a fun meme.
This is why it's like six mattress stores in the city.
Like have you ever seen anyone in a mattress store?
You know what I've heard?
Is that fortune tellers like that you see around?
Those are fronts for buying drugs.
Dude, every, I heard.
The only small businesses in Toronto that survived
everyone, all of COVID for the last four years
are just psychics.
Just think about it.
Why do you think that is?
There's just hundreds of psychics.
Top left, Krusky.
Yeah, right real knife run and we're going a ramp
So it's done team trout team Austin team shroud needing the win to stay in the competition
The fucking night you guys
You guys gotta think that shit on the pages. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we're good fakers man. It's it's our two left center right
Oh my god, she got away with the British Burston.
The knife work there was offensively bad.
Yeah, is that your favorite round?
Alright.
Team Shouts CT side.
Consensus, even map?
What's it weighted towards?
I'm curious what you guys say.
This will be CT.
Yeah, this will be CT.
I just think it will be very CT-sided.
Got it.
Not 9-3, but yeah, it is for sure CT.
Okay.
I want to see strats, I want to see executes, I want to see taps, I want to see flicks, I want to see swings.
Look, I said he had all the nades, he said he had B, A, and mid, blue car, all the nades.
He said, yeah.
Is the window smoke in CS2 way, is it easy?
Or is it a nice one?
They're good for every spot.
Oh my god, that's right.
At the left of the video.
Yeah, they throw them from every spawn point so like because you have to do it instantly if you want to be able to take mid fast
Yeah, you can't do this alone video by chance. I watched a video that said the history. Yes
Yeah, that's my home man. He's a goat. Those are good videos. I he's a YouTube go
He does like the history of banana. Yeah, and I'm like what it you could yeah, you can talk about this for 20 minutes at least
Colleges are gonna make a video about the same thing like this.
Oh, that's good.
The garage video, he actually went through every...
He's like the most sane face-it player.
He went through every single mirage demo in history.
Yes.
It's like insane.
Yeah, and then he maps out all the spawn locations,
and like, here's how it actually works.
Very cool.
I know Smoke in the Window this time.
Timmy is here, but Julies...
Alright, they have range.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Surprisingly, they do have range,
but out mid go Austin.
Huzzah!
we see them all too
show smoke
up cocky
oh my god
masochist has to stand up clean sweep
instant
gunned down
how they lose every game and then do that like it's casual
now it's beautiful
for some
looking really dialed right now
Yeah, I like that. I like you, you lose the first round, is it?
Because, I mean, this is the one that got a win.
You know?
There's no standing up, there's no bullshit.
Let's walk in.
This still means nothing.
That's kind of like democracy energy.
They didn't ram very smart.
The first thing you gotta shut down on this map,
just don't let them get comfortable running up A.
Rowdy, shrowdy.
Look at the patience from both of these gamers.
Our goal is if we can, we try to find the bottom.
so what's the other three quarters
that the first person is asked that
look man
you got you just gotta let mister he's a little
wait does he have that?
shaka
nice discipline here maybe you just want to see him
have to commit
hold hold
oh dear
wow he actually finished that all man
look this guy's a real demon right now
Woo! I like that. Damn! Get after it!
Oh, I saved.
He's barking it for a bit.
Looks fine, Tim. He's got it under control.
Nice.
Okay, yeah. Yeah, I would also make that facial expression, yeah.
He's gonna throw that mousepad away.
Yeah. See you soon.
Sad because it could be real.
Team broke it.
We got a B rush.
Stop that molly.
Didn't hear this? There's nothing. They get on sides of the ring.
Oh, dude, he's killing a chance!
Well, you weren't wrong.
Stable down after one.
Ooh!
Oh, that made him bounce back.
Ooh, running at is a good idea.
Oh, Timmy.
Ooh, Austin knows that response.
It's not 2v4, 2v3.
At least.
Alright, me and you time.
This is your clip.
One's called low, but it was a fan call.
He's gonna back up into that position.
Just has to not walk into this.
Oh, I hit him.
BOOOM!
Oh, my God!
Good combo, man.
Nice job!
On the board.
I want you to go through the top mid circle and fight on the left.
You know what I mean?
Run on the right and fight on the left.
This is Austin.
Here you go, Util, man.
That new fence is...
Street.
You don't have to come down here.
Are line-ups?
Yeah, why did it look like that?
It's a dog.
It looks bad.
Yeah, I like the...
It's where I changed.
That's a little set clay.
Oh!
Great nail from Timmy.
That takes the wind out.
Staying getting crazy.
Oh, I'm with the accurate calm here.
Timmy, yeah, I didn't realize that you bought a scout and you got a kill of it.
Well done.
He earned it.
Timmy, with any scoped gun, feels pretty safe.
They're doing big damage.
Careful!
There's the chase.
Probably the AK now.
He's far for one under and two in front of him.
Straight forward.
Huge kill.
Oh, they just turned this into a B-play right away.
All right, Timmy and a scout
Where are they puttin' Ludwig? Where are they stationed in?
He was jumpin' B.
Now he's on A.
Alright, switch it in.
Just kinda, uh, wonder if that was...
Execute now.
Austin says no, move out of the way. This is my whole thing.
Ooh, one. Let's get another.
I thought he right-clicked that made it and I was like why but he just dropped it
All right, what do you see?
Transfer but control
He's freaking on them right now
Know that Timmy's the real captain
Yeah.
Sheesh!
Oh, okay.
Executive choice from this...
Oh, well, you can see why.
You can see why.
I mean, I like to build to where my spawn is.
Okay, yeah.
I like spawn.
I like that spawn-based player.
It's nice.
Yeah, for the rush, it's got a shotty.
Don't rush me.
We have cut noise shock on what he versus the beat this is like watching all the
case or rather he would do this that's crazy
Oh
They can't keep letting him down like this. Yeah, he's done the most right now. He's become the beating heart and soul
Kind of the CEO of Team Shroud. This guy only wears a leather shirt
Young find one finds two
How do you get his mic to sound exact? Is that the same one he screams with?
Maybe I have an AWP player.
Mid.
They always smoke window.
Here, actually peek the window. I'm gonna try to smoke. See if I can do it.
I can do it I'll break it that's okay okay I can't believe tonight's gonna get the oil
The shot have an HE doesn't right now
This will be the latest windows known to man
Yeah
Oh they're not doing it
That's not common
Sometimes just the confidence that it will get broken is enough
And then there wasn't a smoke so we're good
Yeah it's conditioning
Have a lot of stuff
Yeah
Okay, they're gonna go for this push, they're gonna be able to slow though.
Yeah, they don't have great guns, but Timmy's surely, oh, that's nasty.
That's brutal.
Alright Timmy.
Yeah, look alive Timmy.
You be the one up again.
Little Timmy.
One.
Okay, come on.
Timmy don't deal with ones.
Oh, no!
This is bad!
It's just been a bit of a burn and tough.
Bro, 97 damage.
Trout's back though. This might be his map.
I mean, it was a swift bomb plant.
There will be a little time pressure if they don't go quickly.
Oh, Portuguese walking up into this.
Trout finds that trade.
Austin with two so far.
Austin with three so far.
Oh my god!
They played this immaculately.
He's got to do the reverse jump up, but he doesn't know.
not eight bullets and no motion
just another land for us
uh...
who among us has a protonated box and bounce back
that's a great part of a cast and you just pretend
I was never
That was a tough attack and they didn't have a lot to work with so they could have a little extra money after that win window smoke misses
Austin going forward
I mean got the language play versus some connector presents, but they cover it. They maul it it
Conjure confusing they started screaming like a bus to me
Shrouded it's Sane synergy
Yeah, honestly, and it's Timmy. Yeah, no kidding
Damn boy
What? What on lock man? I mean not that he was he's been playing great all day
but this is like this would be the map where the top heavy team dominates. Okay
yeah because she has a barrage just where you can just malty so easily. I feel like
they need a lot of rounds first half though. It was very good from Ludwig to
kind of game theory the situation. He knew the quiz was gonna come up. He
past it. He got Maraj for his team. Yeah, right. Couple steps ahead. And then and he
they also bet on him not knowing all the maps, right? Kind of honestly, realistic.
Ha ha ha ha ha
You guys are making noise.
Oh, they're downbeats.
Yeah.
Ohhhh!
Oh my god!
Reported.
You never see that.
That's the one AK down.
You never see that.
The intent has been unveiled.
Oh my god, they're just, they're just lost.
Yeah.
They're lost in apps with no guns.
No worse feeling than this.
in a tea-side garage when you don't have mid, it's not fun. Stuck in hallways.
I think one's going tons, like a lot more. Yeah, I'm only tons.
Timmy, looking for another multi-kill, 50 and 3 right now.
Oh.
What's he got? All three?
He's gonna feed him, because he wanna go hunt this down. Yeah, he's thinking about it.
Oh God.
Yeah.
Oh, nice flash.
Welcome.
Yeah, he did call it, he did call it.
It's going to be hard though, right?
Because taking mid is like tricky.
You don't know what you're doing.
Especially if you're not getting the insta spawns both.
They miss window twice, Mali.
So, if you lose that, you're just left with sight hits.
And that's really, really hard.
Okay, they're putting a load in on A main duty.
You Mali, watch it.
This is what my friends used to put me on.
A main duty on Mirage is just easy.
It's hard to mess up.
You just shout if something happens.
It might be good. It can mess it up for sure.
It might be insane.
It's the traditional, you know, we'll put our weakest player jump spotting B.
To play B you need to take like a Viagra because you have to be ready all the time.
You never get action so it's just like you're just hitting it.
You're just jittery.
Come on!
Come on, man.
Stop talking about it.
I want to hear 10 legs stomping through this place.
You're really successful.
You get like, you know, eight kills and a half, but then when you look at the scoreboard
after, you go, man, he really sucked.
What did you just tell P like three times in a row?
Lonely time.
Lonely goons.
Lonely goons on Ragnarok.
Shroud gets saucy in middle for the double of his own. Ludwig won!
That's well done!
And good setup for the trade, Timmy gets it. 1v4 for Arrow, here's the drop.
No charge, surely!
And Shroud shuts him down on 1 health. Shroud and Timmy right now, top heavy.
Him just knowing where to find that second guy.
Shroud's the only guy to get a 3k and then apologize.
I don't know if you've seen Jakey.
Now that's land shit.
It's closed.
He said it too.
Get the parking up.
Here we go.
Do people still say 6-7 or not?
Nah.
It died.
I think in passing...
I saw someone theorize that it could never die because the number just keeps coming up for it.
Yeah, I'm never going to forget it.
I'll say that.
It's the amount of attention you bring to the 6-7.
If you do a non-verbal ingesture, it still plays.
When someone does a 6-7, I always go non-verbal.
There you go.
I mean, look at the chat right now.
Of course, they love that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Big news for the unemployed.
He had a 3-3 employee guys. Is 6-7 dead?
Job offers in the mail.
Yeah, it's a scary spot for Lud, but he's done well.
He smokes a little shallow, but he's hidden.
As long as he doesn't move and expose himself to that second window.
Don't give him the kill.
Now look at that window.
Now the entry, Austin, still in the defaults.
One's mid, back to mid.
3, 4, 1, be patient.
Crazy setup, two on default.
Ooh, not an easy shot.
Oh, got his one, both ways, very nice.
Oh, crowd, farming.
He's not wasting ammo.
And Austin gets B but at what cost made me a clutch?
30 seconds bomb top mid.
Gotta go real quick.
Good read but clutch there by stable.
Look at that scoreboard right now, 18 and 20 on the 2.
That's not heavy and it could get even worse on T side.
I feel like it's not a done deal though, we've seen some chokes today.
That's definitely true.
That is true, that's what you need to tell your team.
Yeah, gotta get that copium.
Yeah, no matter what side, whatever you're down I know this side's the one.
Yeah, we're a second half team, but worry about it.
Pop that copium.
Full armor pistol, trawler's nades.
One week two, did you get the window in?
No, we got the window smoke.
Wow, okay.
Wait, oh.
It works.
It's very principle.
It landed.
The window smoke, asterisk.
Errol, you better find something here.
Oh, no!
No!
You're in one and away.
No, we're hunting him down.
One player on the site, gone.
And 4v2, team shroud, looking to run through this game.
Love it's hunting him down one player on the site gone and 4v2 team is shroud looking to run through this game
Love it has got like visibly better every day
I don't know I thought in photo be his best game, but this is yeah the impact is here
Right now like saving private Ryan
Tough tough tough very tough
It's gonna slow down this default.
She really does look like Aaron Yeager.
Can't unsee it.
Timmy with the insta, this guy is playing every day, this guy is locked in, he must be.
What's his face?
I'm swacking connector, it's gonna hit me.
He's got the connector smoke too.
Bro, is that 21 and 4?
Yeah, that's crazy.
Bro, Stroud's 18 and 5 and playing USP in this round.
You have to buy glasses after today.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, we're not making fun of him.
He's been selling it for months.
Nice.
Tini's school looks better to me. That looks like 41 and 4.
Dude, he's crazy.
Yeah, just straight cheating.
No, I'll get what's gonna be it.
It's fine, it's fine.
Bro, is that working or not?
This is like Timmy's big challenge.
Timmy's big day.
Timmy's big day all.
Dude, it's like, pro teams watching this.
They look at it, they get it.
Maybe they just get it.
Maybe Austin gets it.
He went to frag.
It's the two finals.
How's he wanted though? You know the life of a content creator?
It's very cushy.
Who cares for Timmy?
Look at that!
Look at him go!
I mean, she's no one Wilson. She started so strong today.
The nuke at the top of the day was electric.
Damn. I mean, there's just no way to escape them. There's a problem.
You're on a screen, you're dead.
What other beast can you kill with all that?
So it's a vampire tooth and a moxacillin and maybe a magnet.
had a roll. It's not a cyanide pill is it? He came to go the wrong way. Is this vanilla extract in there?
Yeah. Man down. What are we doing Ludwig?
Night tan and the bomb. Oh, smoothing this guy. Team Awesome are missing this one.
Team Shroud and they live in corner window locked off and CT's trying to fight but they're not getting out of this one. Pistols.
Oh, we're getting on one side of the game today, finally.
Yeah, right?
I don't think that was going to happen.
Whoa!
It's a little leg.
Oh, three's going to be three years.
She found it?
Yep.
Come on, Jake.
Give us one.
Oh, nice.
The headshots are coming in, too.
She's on the board.
Oh, there we go.
First one's the hardest.
I don't know, I think he's a pretty hot guy.
I thought for him in this instance, yeah, where actually it's increasingly difficult every fight, but that's fine.
Come on, like, Sam Fisher.
Oh, that's just B.M.
So you're gonna slam the USP?
Oh, it's back there now. She's upgraded. Moving in.
Half a clip in a dream. Get your one.
Turn left!
Oh!
Remember slime, remember when I came in your chat once out of nowhere and it just said you should change your name to Zolofmeister?
No, I don't. Maybe you could do instead. Quarter inch. Quarter inch? Oh, I get it.
Zolofmeister is very funny because it's just like no one's happy if that's their name.
You're just holding an angle wishing things would change.
I think you moved your mouse too.
They're laughing out of smoke right now, that's how easy it's come.
Oh, we're careful.
Oh!
Alright.
Damn, a clean up crew, man.
Alright, so it won't be a simple close.
Three on four.
Shroud Antony dead.
Let's see how deep the round of hell goes.
Look, never say die, never say quit, this is their time.
I mean, that's huge.
Yeah, awesome.
It's big time.
Any one on A.
But we really does have the nades right now.
Three deep.
The young got out of there. She just sprinted.
They broke the seal.
Now it's time for a straight piss.
It's only eight rounds in a row.
Mike for mid.
Stables back on the old.
Ludwig's been devoted to a back 10.
That was an insane sick move.
I've never seen someone try that.
Oh, run boost.
That tasty, tasty leg.
Come on, give Ron his.
I want you to do it.
I don't even move.
And Timmy's on the hunt.
Pompons would hate you.
Timmy, come on.
I've got a watchin' for it, but he's still aware.
Ray ain't movin'.
Yep, that can be stamped.
It's gonna be a moment for Ray.
They do forget about this.
Nice support here for Austin.
Oh, nice.
Alright.
One more.
One more on sandwich.
Yeah, Shroud, quick to end with him and Timmy still alive.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
That's all good patience.
Oh, I think I'm broken.
What in the world is that?
Go on, Timmy. End it with a bang.
A wallop.
This might be performed on a dead end.
Oh, man.
Alright, Jody, this is your clip.
Make it happen. Shroud's low.
Made? Maybe? No.
Just needs a missed offshot on this cross.
Open this up.
There it is.
Oh my god! Take it!
There you go, there you go!
After it to yourself!
No!
Oh, so what?
Oh!
Oh, man!
I'm scared!
No!
Damn, she didn't know the timing, I guess.
That was tough.
Oh!
A bit of damage goes a lot for Shaw.
And that's it.
Team Shaw did the first win here at the CS minor.
Wow.
They made it happen.
And in stylish fashion.
And now they're still in.
Winner Shaw's avatar break is relying on one more result.
and then it's a tiebreaker. Ron looked guilty about that last round.
Oh man. Now we just need Team Nothing to win the next game and then we have a three-way tiebreaker for that second grand finalist team.
I like that. I think that'll be fun. I want that. Yeah, we need that. The Stomp Deliver. That was a fun game.
Yeah, Timmy is fucking sick.
Yeah.
And here's his plane of the match out of his world.
Very helpful.
Just saying it in any order now.
Yeah, alien life.
Where are we at?
In the ocean.
Nice, bro.
Yeah, I think the downside of playing the most popular map
playing the most popular map right now.
And the real fraggers have seen every angle here.
It's a smoke for Red Acid.
You landed everything.
You did land everything, yeah, actually.
I don't think I missed too many.
So here's the situation.
Both teams you just played
are hoping for the same outcome
of this final game of the Round Robin stage,
which is for Team Nothing who's currently 2-0
to beat Team Flomily,
which are resulting Team Flomily being 1-2 on the day,
tied with us, tied with them.
So we have three-way tie possibly for second,
which we have to go for tie-breaker.
18 formally wins, it's very simple.
They move on to the finals,
and they're actually gonna rematch the same exact game.
So two universes, either team formally
and team nothing move on, or team nothing moves on,
and it's a tie we're gonna find out
who they do a lot hard on.
I'm getting nervous, you two.
Oh my God, let's go to the clouds.
I think we're all hoping to get the same result over the sabotage.
So we'll kick the power cable out from underneath the team floor.
I was getting dizzy when I hear 4-man skill, but basically if nothing, team nothing wins, we get ties.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Five breakers, come on.
Make something happen.
Yeah, make something happen.
Pull a cable.
Yeah, can you make this happen somehow?
What y'all think?
Yeah, that was...
Dude, you're a fine wife.
You hit every nade.
Dude, yeah.
The nades were doing some chip damage.
Yeah, yeah.
You have to be locked down every time.
We have tier 1 CS every week. Pro teams miss that window smoke all the time. I'm not even joking.
That window smoke's hard. It's finicky. Because I look how it bounces. It's a crazy jump that that smoke's making.
Yeah, so we're all praying for the same outcome.
Except Flom. Except everyone in the world.
Team Flomily. I think chat probably wants Team Flomily to move on, right?
Yeah, but the tiebreak is it's gonna change the game.
I guess they could still lose and move on.
Yeah, but if they win then we're just watching this exact
Set of teams played three or four times in a row. Yeah
Which I'm down for we'll see
Earned it they earned it
Flammily over everything fuck on this
What
Elements in TNT man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay, but there were headshots or rifle kills
There's like a stat. I don't you like a KDA you like utility
Smokes hit utility hit UH that did any damage. Yeah, King of the Motu Chur
Like that could make its way over to the leaderboard at some point
have a good one oh man there are some nice bathrooms and I got to try that
the Ludwig I didn't use the actual function of it but the heated toilet
seats the bidet the bidet yeah I just sat on it before you I think that's what
happened and he was like you know I want my legs are dead it was warmed up yeah
bidet is one of those purchases it's like I like to call it he still exists
uh swipe no i think they stopped selling the days i'm not sure though but i like to call the days the two monitors of
shitting is like once you go two monitors yeah you have one monitor you're like what am i a caveman yeah
yeah i know i'm definitely hovering on my next go at the hotel yeah after that are you guys gonna
stand together after sitting on one room every single mattress one room three really warm guys
It's good.
It's fun.
You're in your pajamas and stuff like that.
Oh, yeah.
We sleep naked.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Because you got to stay warm.
Oh, with hot.
How do you sleep?
Killed up in the fetal position?
You're going to laugh?
I sleep on the floor sometimes.
Really?
Sometimes.
Oh, good.
But that's good.
Isn't it good for alignment?
People call it good for your back.
They call it good for alignment.
Yeah.
They call it autistic, which is...
They call it...
Okay.
You turned out pretty good.
It's not I'm not impressed. I just like sleeping on the floor. I don't know what it is to this day
I like how nice is your bed that used it's like pretty nice
Did you get in a mattress store my bed? Yeah, no, I ordered my mattress
Is there any really really yeah, because no one's ever gone to a mattress store. Yeah, cuz then otherwise
I actually have an extra firm mattress that mimics what a floor is and you still go on the floor
That's not any red thread between the days that you choose to sleep on the floor
anything sometimes if there's too many bugs on the floor so you know those
earwigs you guys have earwigs in England yeah maybe to that you call like you
call like we'll go on cheese or something like that see more so yes I got
some I got some some willow crunches on my I heard they call sugar cubes
Pony treats.
Ponies love Q.
They love the sugar Q.
Ask Ronaldo.
So yeah, sometimes if there's too many bugs on the ground,
I'd be like, it's not a floor night.
How many bugs are on the ground?
How does this happen?
Bugs are always on the ground, by the way.
I mean, yeah, like, well, not for the wings.
Or they're spiders.
Spiders, I don't mind too much.
It's the earwigs, because I've always,
Like any child you have this horrible nightmare that they crawl into your head
And I actually had some good karma the other day
I took a spider out on a piece of paper instead of just smashing it into the wall and I put it on the balcony
Yeah, and then I went on my balcony
There was like a ton of gnats because it's starting to warm up
And they were all in the spiders web that I just saved the other day, and I didn't have to stand
You called it you called it you caused the gnats
Yeah, that's true, bro
Like you're saving you're saving the spider to kill the gnats when you could have honestly maybe you let this
But it's just nature isn't it?
You can't cause the nature
That's didn't come inside. Yeah, this is a moral. I'm on the trolley
I'm on the trolley with jakey right now. I'm a tortured individual. Oh my goodness
I've always let the their way to let them all just live
Kind of maybe even in harmony. I would have had what I have to do the spider like
Put him in another room bro. He ain't no problem.
Just leave him inside.
He's gonna make us his fight with the legendary of us.
I like letting the spider go because I don't like crushing shit because it's gross.
If I could press a button and it just kind of disappears, then I probably would do that,
but getting the paper and the glass out is like no mess.
Yeah, sure.
That's my take on it.
It's not a moral.
I also like spiders. I think they get a bad rap.
You know what they call uh, you know
Yeah, wait, what do you call the the the things rollie pollies they call them tall legs
I'm forgetting the what we call them granny grace. We call them daddy long legs. What do you know that's what we got?
Oh wait, we call them that. It's just frail that says granny grace.
Yeah, we're together the alliances
Yeah, so this is a this is full house siege this was an invitational they started in eight winners eight and losers today
Okay, and it looks like H. God is actually getting worked up by Cody Schwab. Yeah, we can actually oh my god the back throw
I'm on
Three stocks be one good luck. Oh my god
So that yeah that down smash or that down there is gonna be pretty annoying
Let's go up
It's me like 66 or something throw. Let's see up. Oh up there up. Yeah, probably about six something like that
Back there connects. This is pretty a hard ask for one to be Edmmer the puff player
But he has been in this position before he has won over Cody's not really given him that throw out the hitbox
Here's the back there kill percented up there off the ledge. Yep one up smash one up there
We'll kill from here. He catches the back area flying back in this
No problem, he's still in.
Still a mountain to climb, what Juan needs here is a back throw into an edge guard, and then it's a one-stop game.
Oh, I got it, yeah.
Damn, the job finished.
Shite.
Ludwig himself a jigglypuff player, so you know.
Oh, right, right, right.
Whenever HGOT is on stream.
How many are there now, like in the top 100?
couple three four there were there was Dawson at this invitation oh who's a
pretty good puff player top 100 I'm not sure but there's enough yeah I'd say
enough more than enough there's enough to be puff players okay just one is too
little yeah and like five is too many who's the guy you're telling about
explain Luigi now has he inspired my shit as he inspired a generation of
Luigi's I'm not sure I'm not that in tune with melee culture at the moment
Okay.
But I would argue that Luigi is kind of a despised character in a lot of ways.
Yeah.
He doesn't really inspire people to pick him up.
Yeah, sure.
Luigi isn't cool in the way Donkey Kong is cool.
You just don't like him because he's tall, I feel like.
Luigi?
I think Luigi would be taller than me in real life.
I'll say that.
Maybe.
I don't think I could take him either with that down smash he has.
But yeah.
I think they need to make Luigi's Mansion harder.
I've never played it.
It's too easy.
Is it a bad game?
It's for kids, I think.
You never played Luigi's game.
Oh, I didn't know that!
You looked at me like nothing.
Have you ever played it?
No.
I played Mario.
Mario.
You can't just say all of them.
Not all of them.
What fucking Mario did you play?
I think it was a mate.
Don't worry.
Don't say Mario.
Mr. Mario.
Pleased to meet you.
Man, you guys got to play more games.
You're CS heads.
You're a goon.
They can slay the Spire, man.
OK.
That's so good.
Well, like, the Bizarre.
You got to try that.
Yeah, I got to try that.
You've been telling me on the Bizarre.
Dude, that's been out for a while, right?
Yeah, you're saying it's really good.
OK.
It's an engine builder, is that right?
Yeah.
Up next, Team Plum, taking on Team Nothing here.
Looking for the tiebreaker or the grand final.
Getting set up.
What's your favorite single-player game?
Bind.
Yeah, all-time.
He's just a CS game.
I've got one, Lego Star Wars, the original, the original, it's good, like when he was a kid, you know, before the internet.
I used PlayStation 2 and then I got a PC and I played Cod 4 Pro Mod and then I found CSGO and then I played that for 15 years.
In a row, straight, yeah.
So you went there?
That happens when you start playing CS, everything just disappears.
Lego Star Wars to Cod 4 Pro Mod to 15 years of CS.
Yes, that's what happened.
That's a- that's- that's-
Legosaur was just fucking legit.
He doesn't talk down on that.
You know the happy castle, scary castle?
Yeah.
You took the scary castle with the lightning.
I don't even fear every day.
But I regret nothing.
Yeah, Nick over there just pogged,
because he's a- uh, he's a Call of Duty guy.
This is actually their merch.
Yeah, original.
What's your favorite single player game of all time?
Dude, I always liked Halo when I was younger.
That's not a single player.
Well, it also is multi-player, but I like the campaign.
Which one?
Halo 3, I think, is the gooted campaign, but I'd know.
Combat of all is always so special,
because when you're coming down in the little escape pod
under the halo ring for the first time, oh my god, did that hit?
Yes, bro.
Like, you come out the little...
Dude, driving a warthog for the first time, you're like,
I'm allowed to do this?
Yeah, I can drive anywhere.
You remember when the hunters first show up on the beach,
and it's like, oh, shit, look at these dudes.
Dude, getting...
It was funny, because multiplayer in that game,
I used to play it on the shitty Toshiba laptop that ran at like 20 FPS
But I just wanted to play so bad
Because Blood Gulch, you would just be using the pistol
And just try to snipe people from-
Like the combat of Old Pistol?
Yes
That was broken
Broken gun
Tastes it so good
Yeah
Yeah, I love Halo Man
And yours is Dark Souls?
I think it's Dark Souls 3
It was just the first one I played so
It's special
Yeah
It's a beautiful game
A lot of people don't like it because there's too many
too many bonfires and everything, and the level design of Dark Souls 1 is incredible.
Dude, the moment it comes to Souls, like, games, I'm like a games journalist.
I'm like, hard game, stupid game, four at a time.
Like, in an easy mode.
Yeah, but there is that moment in Dark Souls 1 where you, like, get back to Firelink Shrine for the first time.
That's just one of the all-time moments.
You mean in Dark Souls 3?
No, no, in Dark Souls 1, you get back to Firelink after, I can't remember what exactly.
It's after the...
So you take the elevator up from new lando and you go through the graveyard in your back. Yeah
What yeah what it was and anyways that that moment is just like you're like, oh my god, it's all connected
It's all connected. It's all just shadow to middle gear solid. Yeah one two three. I regret playing for
I was trying to get on his head ahead of the game.
Aiden does wear designer t-shirts, so the faculty got some maybe some sponk on his sweater.
It's very hilarious story.
Why the Italian weather? You can't fuck that up.
It comes right down on the shirt.
Oh, that looks terrible.
He'd be looking like a mouse pad.
Why the mouse pad? Why do we go watch it?
I'm so fucking cold right here. That's true for the first time, I'm just going to be cheering for Aiden.
Celebrating his victory. Yeah, that's going to be painful.
You're cold, huh?
The AC down
Meanwhile hot as a damn drum, that's not a phrase
Delirious I'm making shit up oil drum in the desert. We got a banana cracked from Jake here important important data
transition from Ludwig to Ludwig
there we go
shout out to Red Bull man
you guys know what old Flam is?
I think he's like...
at least 45
I got no guess
I'm gonna say May 32
shouldn't you guys know shit like this?
over under
Yeah, I just uh, you know anything like knowing each other you just ask Grockin it tells you
How old is flon I'm gonna fact-check this yeah, let's yeah, cuz you have to Google it
Chats is 33 and they're kind of landing on that number so he's 33. Oh
Let's actually check he is 33. Okay. Yo, it was his birthday last year
That's good to know. We should we should tell him you tell him something as a deep cut
Yeah, I feel like I'm older than everybody in the same age. No way you're 35 your memories getting bad
You you're so hot
Yeah, that's right protected class
Like bold guys are like one of the only groups you're allowed to still make fun of
You're talking about you know I don't think it's funny anymore because once I took creatine for a while
My hair started falling out and then I started googling, you know, what do I do every day and then I realized that it's it's a real problem
It's a real problem. So is that a wake?
No, I just stopped the creature. I got back on it now
I'm wearing a red light laser hat, and it's actually being worked to counter the DHT that's going to my head
That's bro science
Talking about
Maxing second no idea this works. It just it's working for me
No, no bone smashing I
Wouldn't I never hurt yourself
Yeah, I think look if you're bone smashing you've lost something along the way hairline check
hairline check pull it up
Okay, pretty good. This is pretty...
It's in there.
In the zone.
Okay.
When people try to conceal it, you're always wondering.
You're like, what are you hiding? What's going on here?
That's like when Hugo goes for runs. I'm like, what are you running from?
Everything.
Then...
They can't catch me.
But, you know...
Look, it happens to everybody. Genuinely.
Everyone?
Everyone is going to suffer this. Even you.
Everyone.
How am I doing, Simon? Is that even okay?
I mean, you are feeling as if this hasn't moved.
Here's the thing, guys say that a lot.
I think you are losing it.
But it depends on the rate at which you're losing it, whether or not you care.
Do you think you could do this?
I don't think I could look as good as you.
He's like, look at my eyes.
Do you think you could do this?
You're beautiful.
Do you think you could do this?
I don't think I could.
So think about that.
Okay.
So do something about it.
What am I thinking about?
Give me the red lights.
Go for a run.
Take his weird maxing hat and solve the problem now.
Man, people are going to be like, it's not true.
But there was like one study that said that Kreatine does not
cause hair loss.
But if you go in the comments of all the YouTube
videos, a few guys in there that are like, no, it did it for me.
And I experienced it.
Also, I swear, like everyone that pushes Kreatine really hard
is bold.
Yeah.
Dude, name one guy on Kreatine that isn't.
That isn't a new red light therapy, huh?
What the fuck is that?
Can you describe it?
And the image that comes up in my mind is insane.
It's just eight minutes in the morning.
It's like a Half-Life 2 robot drone or something that sits on your head.
It is the future.
Do you take it traveling? Isn't it bulky?
Yeah, but you can just put it in any hat.
It's just like a pad with lights.
Oh, it's just small.
It's very small. It's micro.
Lights can't make your head grow.
Lights do a lot of things.
That's crazy.
What are you? A plug?
you look at. In some sense we both grow. That's beautiful, bro. I think your hair is a plant.
Yeah, industry plant. So look at Aiden's hair here and you can see where it kind of is definitely
creeping up because there's a big skin sort of column. The skin column is the one. I've
given him shit about this since I've known him. I've never been less hungry in my
life. After you said skin column. Welcome back to the skin column. But you know, Aiden's a very,
very secure man, and that's beautiful, and I appreciate that. But I have been telling him,
it's kind of a bald guy's right to tell all of his friends that they are going bald.
Yeah, just to tell them what they know already. You got the call. You can do that.
Even if they're not, like, it's like, nah, bro. We have Moses and Counter-Strike,
who's bald, but he's like the most beautiful man who's ever been born. So we did,
You feel like you can just do it to him because he has like the perfect head shape and he looks
He's just a bit
You know, it's a real thing. I would not be beautiful
You need to keep your double the red lights only guys that can wear oak leaves
I'm not one of them spectrum lighting all the colors. No, it's just red. There is a specific frequency. Look it up
Oh, and leash is a good point. I remember. Yeah
The generations of counter strike are divided by a leash with hair and leash when he decided to
to take the hair away, so let go, which is a beautiful way to put it.
If you love it, let it go.
Because those old liquid pictures, and it's like, he's doing this, and you're like...
You're not tough, technically.
No, no, it's just the hair, and you're like, as a bald guy, you're like,
come on, brother, we got this, and you made it happen.
God, what a chest pain.
I was the happiest I've ever been when I shaved all my hair off.
It was really nice.
I shave my legs sometimes.
That's not the same
Same thing awkward
I'll just say right now. No, they're very hairy right now. Dude. Have you guys ever fucking Russell right now?
I think I know the answer nine tattoo. I have a giggy fucking airports
He laid so many times
What are the TSA doing in a pack? I have so many nice tattoos. I realized I will okay
Have you guys ever gotten from Dark Souls full body waxed ever?
No, so I did it once I used that like but the one that like burns hair off
Well, what's it called like beat or something like I don't remember the name of the cream, but it's like
It's like a cheese I think
But no dude, man, I tried that on my genitals
Fucking horrendous
Do it. It'll be so funny. I did it and it was not funny.
I was like in tears. She loved it.
But I was, dude, it feels like you're gonna pee nothing but blood.
Like it's horrendous.
I thought it couldn't get less hungry.
No. In between the skin column and the blood pores it's over.
So I got full body wax. We did it on camera actually while we was in Goethe.
And it felt so insane. I felt like I felt like I could fly.
Yeah, sure it was crazy. I would recommend it. You ever done this courage? I just needed to complain
Please yeah, we're in the fucking warm-up and Squeaks is smoking our spawn off
And like pop and fucking flasher
It's working. Yeah, it is our team's piss
So what do you wait? What are you gonna do about it complain to the camera?
Yeah, cuz I need to rage to someone cuz nothing's audio is not working
That's this is just rowey smokes and flashes in our spawn. We can't move
All right, I watch what I'm about to do. Okay, I drop 20 kills right here
Oh, can you just can you do a Bernie today?
So to be a callback to a great round. It was like a 2v5 retake with
Steel and days they pulled it off and then steel got up and he did the Bernie
Yeah, okay, we're walking a bird. All right. He said if he drops 20 kills gonna take me to dinner
That's pretty nice. And if you don't get 20 kills I get to laugh at it. Okay. Enjoy the omicase. Oh, yeah
I've been given to tell us I have 900 hours and counter strike. Okay, 150 hours 940 of them are on dust 2
All right, that's what we're playing
I don't know what single smoke line up still fuck
okay
Just to yeah, let's go we do get a dust 2 game first
Are you going to accept the dinner?
Of course!
Yeah, free meal.
Free meal.
I think it's good to look.
I've clowned that guy without meeting him for years.
I think the least I could do is sit down with him across and just handle it dinner.
What was the clown material?
Well, I said that the ozepic made him look like a basset hound.
Oh, son of a...
You guys are talking about the kind of shit.
And he really extended all the way.
Yeah.
Also a tweet, I didn't make that joke up, it's a hilarious tweet about Drake actually.
Often I would make fun of his Avengers tweet because he said Avengers assemble if you know
you know, which is an insane fucking thing to say because-
What's that?
That's an east man.
That's right.
If you know.
When we have our tier lists on the yard we have a special tier 4 courage, JGJD to
end up in the death penalty, wherever it is.
How did he get this invite?
Well Aiden thought it would be funny.
No, I it's it's all fucking funny. Yeah, it's all good. Yeah, it sounds like he's done nothing wrong so far
He has genuinely aiden or courage her. She's genuinely done nothing wrong besides exist to a very cynical person
What's the worst thing aiden's ever done? I?
Just saw like a litany of things go through your mind
You know even just this month this month it was rigging this tournament for sure
Um
Aiden I won't say the worst thing
Like I think think of it piss on the floor so these are listeners of the yard podcast one time Aiden did as a joke
I think he was hanging out with Nikki England specifically and Ludwig's cat
He just walked over to the living room floor and just started to taking a pee
Any alcohol involved that's it. He thought it would be funny, which I respect immensely
It's like the one situation where, no, I mean, if he was drunk, I feel like...
No, no, just...
That's like a weird combination of brave and not...
That just doesn't seem like Aiden.
He thought it would be hilarious.
How'd he care about that?
Did anyone laugh?
I think so, yeah.
I wasn't there, unfortunately.
Did the cat clean it up?
The cat did not do anything besides probably wonder what was happening, which is fine.
Aiden's funny, because when we first met him...
Well, we kind of known for a long time, but he first moved in,
And we started playing Counter Strike together, just like as a house for fun.
And he played in such an insane way.
Aiden for a long time only played the map agency.
Okay, yeah, respect.
Yes, yes.
Which is just an insane thing to do.
And he had mouse one binds to talk in all chat, to say things like,
ooh baby, only 350 a gallon, gas emoji, gas emoji, gas every time M1.
So you can imagine every time he's shooting in the game, it's just,
and we started playing with him and he was like what the fuck are you doing what is all this and he's like oh my god
this is how I play with my other friends I can turn these off
this is 100% true
yeah so he's kind of like
before he kind of buckled down
he had this insane other life where we just had an insane troll
interesting
and
I
Will wait for them
Yeah, it's all true. Are we back so crazy? It's just learning that about Aiden. I love it though
We're back.
You guys didn't miss anything.
Yeah, he just told us the craziest thing.
Yeah, you thought that was very cool.
Dude, did you call lawyers or...
It's in contrast to...
This is all to say, this is in contrast to how mature he is,
kind of out of all of us as friends.
Or like the fakest or whatever.
Someone just had Aiden pissed on the router.
I'd love to give him shit for being...
But he really is just like a mature stand-up guy.
guy unless he like goes to these little dark gaming corners of his life and
then he's telling Ludwig to kill himself on a sponsored post that really
happened. Oh that happened. It's live. It's on Ludwig's Instagram. It's really funny.
Alright we're gonna do it. Alright that's good.
Never kill yourself. No.
Whoa! Clean. Run Nuka Run.
How did you even get there? Just kind of...
Oh yeah, there you are.
Alright.
Terrorists win.
We are back.
Final game of the group stages.
Dude, JQ's here and he couldn't be sorry about it.
For the three-way tie, we need Team Nothing to win.
Yes, and then we go to tie breakers, penalty shootouts.
Is everybody in chat cheering for these shootouts you better be sure
We all want to formally or not
From looking for the upside and this would be the grand final team from when there's gonna be a three same team
Yep, how much does Aiden shirt cost?
Sure. Oh my god, bro. How much for the shirt off his back today. So I don't know
I don't know this designer shit, bro. I buy graphic tease
It's not my life, but he'll tell you
In the next video
That's two is like one of his home maps.
Ran out of ammo and tunnels.
Okay, nothing recovering. Are we 2v5ing? Surely not.
Bombs loose.
Ooh, what a miyaze. He has bomb, 1v3.
But you got nothing.
Jordan, nothing, bell.
We're in the free plan, baby.
I just believe that word.
He got made money.
Yeah, okay, that's the goal right here.
I mean, honestly, it's nothing.
Shave one off question. Ain't nothing to me, man.
That's a long one.
Nice round, nice hole, Jakey.
Very good over in the B site.
Getting some map varieties, good too.
Yeah, full maps played.
Nuke's the most popular.
Okay, good energy.
Looks like commercial about gaming.
commercial about gaming
yeah
keep it up guys
nothing hero a.k.a
i like it he is a hero
he is a hero
he might be making out the hood with this one
oh sweet
There's a lot of space up there on the Russian base.
Did the aggro mid push first?
Like gun round of the game?
Love it.
Yeah, he had a flunk called that.
Ooh, here he comes.
Ooh, here he comes, baby.
Good spray, and a lot of damage done.
The question is, does he end the silver?
But they don't have armor.
Not that it really matters at this point.
Let me get these guns over to teammates.
Two down.
I feel like this is the rare situation, you keep it.
it. It's just capable of like a what like one taps. They need to go grab it though
like smoke down on the corner could pick up that M4 or the MP5. You don't want to
pick up the MP5, not even accidentally. You got a Glock but you might be right.
Getting the cross-off is just it's very difficult. Three players. I've got one
more smoke to work with. Squeaks coming up on the rotate. Just gonna go
Dead silence
Why don't you say that about anyone else for India, yeah, this was Lee's not from there. I
Didn't even double-check
I wonder what the other three quarters are.
Don't show me.
I love seeing Milk Me once again in the player camps.
Just the best kill feed name I've heard.
Welcome back.
that's a big number it's huge it's brave see in the name
all mine you gotta give that away that would be meant to be open and they're actually thinking
about it but he's the third guy over perfectly actually yeah that works
two more in the sights they're doing well one more and that made that retake way
more winnable squeaks and hanner us naked be juice flash in
There's a Snoop-o-Forn, you know, one of the best contrasts.
This is a good idea, but yeah, nothing's pretty keen.
Everyone's getting jackets on.
It must be freezing in there. Yeah, I'm sweating my balls off.
Gingling looks like Snoopy with the big coat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
I got it. You're a double G.
yes you guys ever call him Calvin no he's got a second
his tag is Calvin like from Calvin the Hobbes it's really just like another
man's name yeah well it's a child that never grows up sure it's just it's like
having your tag though what's up my tax Robert
My wife's boyfriend's there
Nice guy
Ballet was dead. All right. What do you got?
Chats says Calvin not his middle name. No, bro, that's why it's crazy
Like you pick a gamer tag can be anything you want be like, you know
dark cloud yes my first gamer tag name was death site yes that's a lowercase
that's what we should be doing and then when you know you get in your 20s and
you make another you make a border became launders become onters also weird
from office space really that was part of it
They had a little eco flash play they've saved the flashes
Oh wait is it workaholics?
Workaholics?
For launderers?
Launderers.
Oh, launderers.
Yeah.
Okay.
That that's just I just like the typography of the name look good lowercase enough a case
That's me branding decision, okay
Look, I picked slime I used to be official slime
Fish and then I dropped the official no longer DJ Cal all the stories are bad
Talk about our tags. How'd you come up with your gamer tag you go?
My mom did
It's lazy!
I feel like we're doing on tags.
You're going Harry, I mean.
Oh yeah, true.
But like mine was because I hated the old one.
Because I made it when I was like a kid and I used to say to everyone like,
Yeah, it was Robert.
I used to say like, Oh, just call me Harry.
And then because I'm English, everyone would be like,
Oh, just Harry.
Oh, so it was just Harry?
Yeah.
I'll fuck with that.
There's Swinn.
So we want nothing to win, it's full biased from here on out.
Just tuning in just because if they win we get tie breaks and those will be fun.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we add up all the rounds and then we do a great show and we love the match.
All for Flon.
They just be laying anywhere, all.
Come on, bro.
Flon is probably...
He hasn't hopped a lot for some reason just today.
Disappay.
Dude, that's a big word.
Smokes gonna dissipate.
What's the- well what would you say instead?
Go away?
Yeah.
You don't say this a bit.
No we say this fail is all.
Okay yeah.
It's just- it's a mouthful.
We don't even say it a game.
If you press up these streamers, I'm okay.
If somebody's playing, I'm okay.
Smokes gonna go.
Bye bye.
Smokes flashing himself.
I can see.
I'm 45, they're in a great position to look.
Gonna catch a kill.
Ding, ding, ding.
Shot the fact, upper push, does get one, Fusely.
right control. This works. Massive. Get milked. It's a smoke. It's one of those smokes you
can throw there. And it's done enough. Except from back here's Norm. He wants nothing to do
with the aided in a prime position. Three up. Yeah, this play is great. Easy.
Wow, that's a huge one.
But the bombs aren't running away, so...
Too far, no care.
Dude, are we even seeing saves?
I know, not really.
Everyone's just been going for every round, yeah.
I bet on him for an open, yeah.
Maybe this is gonna be Foosley's map.
I feel like she got a lot of reputational damage coming into the event.
How so?
Ludwig was saying that she was a vibes terrorist.
Oh yeah, it's funny because it's just totally...
Ludwig is the vibes terrorist.
Right, then I talked to her and that's what she said.
Yeah, it's kind of documented, which is funny to be like, no, it's her when it's all like
on camera.
I guess that's what you gotta do.
What are you guys talking about?
Point fingers, people, yeah.
What are you guys talking about?
Just look by, dude.
Well, look, how are you feeling having to cheer for your arch nemesis?
You talking about Aiden?
Yeah.
I told him that he doesn't win this on Yingling's life, but he's not sure
Come on, come on.
Jordan, Gilbert goes down.
Two napshot.
Making it hard for anything to happen for the terrorists.
Vibes terrorists.
He's fighting one here.
Whoo!
Oh, and he's got one stuck, green box.
Just jump it, Courage. Be courageous, maybe.
He's got to get his 20 eventually.
Careful, Cap.
Slime's going to be hungry today.
Courage came up to me and said, if I drop 20, I'm taking you out to dinner. Tim me.
Really?
Yeah.
In that circumstance, do you get to pick dinner?
I'll let him do all of that.
Oh, that's a five.
He kills in six rounds, buddy, you're going hungry.
So Nick Yingling, uh, used to TO a tournament called Nick Yingling's David Buster's Experience
in Arizona.
Okay.
He used to DM all of us on Facebook back when we lived in Arizona and said, please come
to my tournament.
It wasn't that, David Buster's?
I'm just gonna ask just because.
Wonders it was.
Okay.
All right.
Good.
I just feel like sometimes.
I feel like Squeaks doesn't need to sleep.
Insta smoke long.
Took a flight this morning.
Do you see his sleep score?
On his loop.
On his aura ring.
Oh no, what do you got?
It like roasted him.
Thought about 100.
I think he dropped a 30 today.
A 30 bomb.
The description under the OroRing score was like hey, sometimes we don't get good sleep and that's okay
And he's reading it like too
Uh-oh little bit off to the right there's two guys there
My goodness
The tiktok long smoke
I have a smoke. I have a smoke.
I'm all I need.
Okay, I mean the A approach is gonna put him in a good spot.
So much pressure on Squeezy.
Get there when you got it.
Jakey's in a really, really good spot too.
I'm just gonna hold him in the nose.
That's all right.
Get in the corner.
And you hate to be observed of one of the ten people in the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And DJ knows how to find him then.
All right, just go to the chair.
All right, it's Squeezy. He's got the...
He started, what the fuck?
Yeah, it's a full play.
Who's is that?
Aiden's?
Dude, it might be.
He's not giving that away.
Oh, he doesn't know they've already crossed.
That's how he ends this right there.
Okay, nice.
Alright.
Backstab closing in as well.
Oh, it's full control here.
Comes down to this.
If you don't get past the orb, you don't win.
Oh!
Oh, push!
Yeah, you gotta swing that.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Nothing's blue, Jim.
It's Lomathen.
Try again tomorrow.
Yep.
Honestly, what are you doing down there?
He's going for his 20, man.
He wants to send me that olive branch.
He needs to take you to dinner.
He set the bar so high that he would grab a coffee.
probably you who should take him to dinner
you know what and I will
but show me twenty on the store board
he said chill Jordan
what if it's like twenty between him and Flung
or him and nothing rather
and they can double team slime
sure man
some social guy
i wouldn't want to make it awkward
he rode
down doors again smoke doves
this camera, yeah, Ludwig is on his phone
gets to see that
no paparazzi
they're trying to
one eye on the melee
Oh, nice frag for Aiden. Aiden milking it down long.
Wait, they were coming back. Because Aiden got all the room. They were going to try and
go A, but now he's dead. So they don't even have long.
He's not going to have a flash for this.
Nice try. If you got that kill, they're backing around now.
Tuesday a long way away from a loan but this is from on the or
We need you no, okay
Very fun, it's gonna be a great feeling nothing says he needs you calm this
A slum highlight, maybe.
There's one more.
This guy, unflappable.
All right, go on.
One more.
Go for the jump.
You went in, would you?
He's feeling it.
They won't rush the plant.
This support's going to help.
Oh!
It's on line.
Oh, timing.
That smoke.
Twenty seconds.
He's running away.
And now he's thinking about it.
What from just won this round?
You gotta go.
Uh-oh.
get out
now we know it's over
wow bro what a hole that's crazy
they're gonna take a shower after this man he says it's sweating
take off the leather
is that arrow in the bag?
that's recovering
handsome Zee's bro just dreaming about case openings
bro it's just tuckered out very careful that's a classic my friends name in
And uh, scene was Paula, op-dual.
Hahaha!
Oh, I love that.
That was a stubble-doll.
Nice one, baby.
Sneaky-ing-ing, what's your plan, piggy?
That's piggy too.
Yeah.
That's piggy one.
That does have to be clarified.
Blowing open their own smokes here.
Oh, Yingling, he could if he just believes in this push.
Don't play with Flom right now.
Oh, Yungling, come on, motherfucker.
Oh, that flash works on me.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
He landed one there.
This is Flom looking for the ace.
It's all or nothing.
It's all Flom.
It always was.
Always has been.
Nothing 1v3.
Takes the first.
It's either a Flom ace or a nothing clutch.
They're going in.
Nothing gets it down to the 1v1.
It can burst.
Oh.
She carried there.
No wrong side.
No.
She missed it.
Goodbye.
He has a cruise.
Oh!
Woo!
He knows.
Woo!
Holy shit.
Almost lost the bomb there.
The cord is all right now.
It's just gonna come down to that.
We're looking into the future and all the gems in the timelines.
That was the moment.
We should get it off now.
You know what we couldn't see there?
I was like, I heard you're gonna like it.
It just got the power of friendship over on that squad.
That's what we're saying, right?
It's like chemistry, vibes.
Yeah.
Ying Lee and Aiden, I mean, they're partners.
Right.
Hey, they're business partners.
They're partners on the surf bar.
They don't love each other, bro.
They don't love each other, do you mean?
Yeah.
Wow, I think...
I think, uh, something's wrong with Jiki's setup, they gotta fix it real quick.
Huge Flom clutch into huge Foosley clutch, and Team Flom are back in the game.
Okay.
They do just have electric vibes on Flom's side.
Look at them all, they were laughing in the tech timeout.
This was a real event, they wouldn't be allowed to talk to each other.
You just know Squeaks is saying some silly shit right now.
How are you- that actually makes sense, right?
Because you're taking advantage of time that you earn.
But do you just watch the players like mouths and they just have to breathe through their noses or something?
Yeah, they just have to sit there like they you know, there's like admins stood behind them. Anyone speaks?
You know this but at like the like big counter strike tournaments
They're handing out like tens of thousands of dollars of fines like every event really
They don't really like talk about it
But there'll be tons of shit like people like smashing tables or like yeah touching their monitors stuff like that
Yeah, and that's the showing up later missing an interview or whatever like there. They're definitely charging up for that
You know, when I worked at DTS, I actually admin the Dota tournament one time, and it was one with
a team with Quinn on it, CC and C, if you guys are familiar, and I was in the room listening to these guys
calm, and Quinn, when they would win a teamfight and Dota, he'd be like, push them, they're cucks, they're cucks.
They'll like it, they'll like it.
Yeah, they're cucks, they're bad at the game, they're cucks.
They want to watch this.
And I'm like, that's funny, because that's the kind, you think it's a lot of strategy, it's a lot of that.
Yeah, it's like goading your teammates into making bad decisions
Tunnels control they're watching this
Up a blind guy swung out and you almost look bad for him. Yeah, you ain't getting dinner bar
Yeah, you might not be eating tonight three and eight. Yeah, that's the other side of this
If he doesn't get 20 kills, you can't eat anything. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't agree to that
I realize I have to do that.
There's a verbal contract there actually.
There's a social thing happening right now.
They need this B hit to work or team nothing in the mud.
I feel like they may have choked this off.
They know we're coming.
It's one of the heavy scoreline too, you know.
17-4.
17.
It's you can't even do this anymore. Oh still want to
Takes it takes the flight
Three kills here for nothing. It's got the bomb. It's down fake it. Oh, I'm gonna go the insta-play just charging
All right
That's what used to say welcome to invite
Let's go! Still got it!
Nothing but headshots, that's the famous movie, you gotta go watch that.
Alright, do you want to get your flashes and you guys go out?
Sure, sure, we need four flashes away, then the rest of you save.
Squeeze? Does Innis player cam throughout the day? Looks like the doom guy as he keeps getting more damaged.
He's so tired!
That is so funny.
great flash on the long side jakey's gonna use it
they want anyone to chase this down but he gets away
dude from 25 and he's doing shit like that
up or not
kinda feels like a MOBA
like you have the two heavy hitters clashing
and then all the little minions running around
running around.
Yeah?
Let me tell you, as a person who's been bad at CS for a long time, it sucks to be the minion.
It sucks to be the guy, yeah, they pushed again, I'm fucking dead.
Yeah, you basically just got a bunch of mules holding utility and weapons for you.
If I could smoke, CT.
Yo, Gru, they're the minions.
I mean they have all the info they wanted.
All right.
Carriage has all the bananas.
It's kind of interesting.
I mean they're not actually covering a walkout on mid totally here.
Oh, the flanks got a nice angle for this.
Yeah.
You can just push after a certain amount of time
but they don't go lower.
You can walk over.
Oh, perfect.
This one.
Kill them both.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Another 4k for Flom, 22 and 5, he's had enough.
He's got hundreds of kills.
I swear his hair gets thicker every time we cut back for him.
He's just like taking more from Squeaks.
I haven't used shampoo in six years.
Six years.
Harry, did you take your shower this month?
Yeah.
Someone actually asked him to ask if Harry's taking his monthly shower.
Is that a meme?
Another ammo arrow, but it can be.
You don't need to do it often.
It was just a hard read for me.
The guy who double tapped the almond extract
and it pulls like, ah, it's fine, bro.
Always raining in the UK, I guess.
It's lovely.
It's in wet.
Come on, Yingling.
at the c five
there is a lot of work
courage gets more every round the rest of the day
what is your own dinner ok it's one
how old
oh dear disaster striking
bomb planting
no jump shot
it's a good time
three on two here, ramp player needs something, hannah dead, flum clutch, flum
noooo, can we have a full game?
it definitely can be
Play together, play together, Piggies.
Piggie wanna piggy too, this is it.
This is what you fought for, Aiden.
And we swing together.
That's the stack team synergy.
This is the simplest 2B1 of all time.
They stack this all up.
And stack the deck.
Big Ralphie England.
Ding ding.
I don't know why I said that.
it's fun to rhyme isn't it long yeah i guess so
that's an awfully hot coffee pot
wrapping a wrap in a wrap in a wrap
how does it run
how does it run?
not over the green ground
oh what's the score?
so i
this is the worst thing by the way as casters six seven was like the worst
It can't come up every single map, obviously.
Yeah, so many different ways.
It's the only thing we were just joking about.
If you just say it, people will think you're fucking around.
Fucking assholes, why'd they say such a thing?
I can't even...
Just counting feels rough, since this game existed.
Nice double, Courage.
Down in Spore, there may be more from him.
Oh!
Gotta pick that up.
Need that for sure.
Courage, what you got?
Nice right there.
It's how that was playing.
Oh, nice shot, bro.
What makes it though?
And they have cat control.
Group position hit before.
It's got a nape.
Not thinking about using it right now.
Courage with a nice rotation.
All the way?
Yeah, he goes for the big one.
And it pays off.
Oh, dear.
That is a big move for Fuzly.
They definitely are.
Oh, Jace, come on.
They know where he is.
He has smoked, hit.
They're on the line.
13 more, baby.
Let's start it.
Oh, bull dropping.
Stop it.
Fuzly is going to get spotted.
Gotta go though.
Oh my, three gets spotted, now you go to the site.
And he has a smoke.
This could get really ugly, but not careful.
Oh, did you?
Oh, that's so close.
He's not bouncing so much.
That was a blue.
I've never seen a smoke bounce that much.
Too strong.
Yeah.
You still need to fake, they were so close,
they were always going to spam it.
That was like, because he dropped it as he was falling,
I think, so it added extra inertia.
Something interesting is that they've,
as Aiden has been assigned to IGL-ing,
because he started making calls early in the round,
Which means nothing made the call to make Aiden call.
Which is a contingency plan.
You could take 10%.
Maybe.
Yeah.
The credit.
Is there a, uh, the courage J.D. effect?
Yeah.
He has 950 hours blanks, yes.
And 940 according to him or on DUST 2.
DUST 2.
You know what's funny is he said that earlier, but it was 800.
So he's just upping the number.
Yeah.
He's also not playing that great.
He didn't call 20 kills, bro.
I mean, he does too.
What is that?
Is that a thing?
Technically, he should be playing like a player who has 7k hours.
He played every map the same amount.
Because we're at 1,000 now, right?
Oh, Diddy?
I'm just...
Oh, apparently Chaz is on Earth and dumb.
Fair enough.
Well, maybe it's for 1,000 hours for an agency.
You never know.
have a nice day
bright yeah that looks like the guy from sin city bulldozer
kinda wanna get this entry
that skull sticker cost way too much money
it's really old
oh bomb will kill you
it's like Harley Davidson core
Oh, I am, bro.
All right.
Four kills with nothing.
Yeah, good shit, guys.
22 and 11.
You're not getting HLTV rating, though.
You need this win.
It's true.
Well, I guess they don't need to win.
They're in the final game, I don't want to.
Can you guys hold my lawyer?
But we need them to get the win.
We need this win.
Just going to get this win.
Just need this one more win.
We want to see a crazy tiebreaker.
Yeah, it's 1v1s, please.
It's going to be the biggest tease.
B rush
That squeaks holding mid too
That smoke made them cancel
I have enough time to stay safe, careful nothing guys
So if they're long archers
Watch the B time for us
I didn't watch it guys, I've got a hang of sight
Just got to commit to the stack at this point one one or the other
50% of the time it works on a percent of the time
Yeah.
Hannah, just throw another smoke from behind.
Oh, some sneaky peeking.
Oh, he's not a nade.
Take it, take it, take it.
Oh, hey, there we are.
Flash through the smoke.
Everyone together?
Yep.
Gotta be the move.
Oh, nothing.
They dropped nothing to flash.
It's faded.
It's got one more.
The smoke is faded.
Oh!
Get flashed!
It's a very good flash!
Doesn't matter.
Oh.
Cover's there.
Yep.
And this piggy's going to mark it.
Not in a good way.
I didn't get it.
Go ahead and get the shot.
Get him, get him.
All right.
OK.
Squeaks his shoulder.
Yeah, I guess water is glass.
Oh, yes.
Paralysis theme.
And he does fly out of double doors, get shot immediately.
So maybe there's something to that.
Oh, he actually definitely just called.
I have a long spawn.
Oh, we're going to try and go fast up shore.
Boom.
That was nice.
That's just one.
gets the hell out of that first smoke that helps him on his way.
It's quality play.
Need this round.
This flank is just, it's just a round under.
Just go, they can go B right now and just keep going.
It depends how you want to cut it off, but with everyone over here he doesn't really need to go A.
You're gonna see nothing, so it's actually time to go back.
And now the map just kind of looks a little awkward for the CPCs at this point.
This is bad. This is bad. Now, no one B.
Yeah, Aden should have been calling for everyone to get over to the other site and clearing out the top of middle and everything.
There's just no one and B at all.
Oh my god. They're gonna lock this down.
B site's one of the hardest sites in the whole game to retake.
Yeah.
Even in a 5 on 3, this is hard.
And they have a smoke on Hannah. She's gotta make sure that gets used right.
Okay, you need to kill a Q here. Here's the point. Backstab!
Oh my god! And suddenly 2v2.
1.30.
Locked in.
2.30.
Scoped up.
I saw that.
Two shots in the oil.
And everyone's nervous now too.
throwing this five on three you're in your head you haven't even started the
retake yet
31st frag
what a round
you get a blank like that and you're like you want to complete it
they had so many players on A they cleared out everything outside long
I don't want me to load it.
Yeah.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just holding it.
Loading off-mic.
That's gonna be very rude about it.
You can really see the stain on his shirt though.
Dude, you can.
It's very visible.
It's like he was eating a powdered donut.
Grown man.
Grown ass man, he's a powdered donut.
A little bit too old to be playing video games.
The E.K. with 10-7 is nasty.
Yeah, this is a rough spot.
How's this going to work? Wow.
We're not going to actually fight.
Oh, yes! Oh my god!
How many? How many? How many?
Oh my god!
That's this game right now.
So good.
Okay, well, I'm going to get shot a million times like Earthshake did.
uh
Haydn's made himself a very small target
one more ct
He's reading it. He's reading it. Oh
I think no code just needed to get in there
Any exits? Any exits?
Ooh!
Oh my god!
I died!
I'm going to be money!
Uh-oh!
J.K. Big Kill Potential!
Yeah!
That's what it's worth!
Um...
I can still get another one, but that's 11.
Here we go.
There's two strikes.
I mean, this game's not even...
Donny's 31.
It's not even a close game right now.
I'm...
I'm doing some...
Young Thug meme again?
I'm just in the studio and this shit is fire.
Watch this round?
Go for it.
That's like a gamble done.
I don't know how.
No, it's crazy.
I always absolutely crazy.
Like lobster claws.
You gotta do a doctor if that's enough.
That's the best one for us right now.
Jump to the island before he talks to you.
Yeah, I think uh, I think we're in a bit of a timeout now, nope? Yeah.
Oh, put me down. Here we go. No timeout.
Alright, the Flomily coming up. Flom, giving us a master class this evening.
Still AWPing, T side. No Coo to take him on.
the
courage you can open the fast cat
that he's the way
and the entry to which is the whole round would have been on to a winner
they're afraid as to so much to tell you
They know there's a problem.
They have a plan change on the fly.
There's a gap on this. You can see right over the top.
They know there's numbers on Cowall.
Two players in A. Ready for this hit.
Very scared along here. No one luck.
Encourage on the site. Noko open goose.
Smoke will fade. Now it's on Noko.
Okay.
Are they really gonna go back again?
Not a real lockdown position.
Takes a shot early, now they're gonna be scared about him.
Smoke is terrifying.
Yeah, they'll run from this.
They didn't pull Ying Li either from the B site, so.
Make sure that bomb gets out safely.
Nothing in the right place, that's what you want.
Already called this.
Nothing in the right place.
Nothing in the right place, that's what you want.
Ying Li, what do you got?
Oh, dear.
Oh, no.
Oh, I think it caught on the cross.
Nothing has to do it all.
No, too late.
Uh-oh.
That's a bit of a mistake and you're thinking about saving you've seen this B site crumble nothing nothing told me when they're going tunnels, but
Couldn't get a better spot. I don't think you can do this
This is not FPL this is a minor
Trying it okay, it's holding one that car just cool it off and that is it
It's a lock.
Hard to race in during that round.
And it's kind of a, again, a fumble, right?
Yeenley was on P the whole time, very disciplined captain there.
Just gets caught out right when they come out of tunnels.
What a showman.
Oh, man.
How do we fix this?
How do we make this not happen?
Aiden's in the game so he can't help.
Aiden through, 716 King, piggy one.
All from cooling, orping, top-fragging.
Generating all these chances.
We're gonna go.
Beating a stand to victory, five kills away.
Call was simple, we're gonna go up cat.
I'll pass you the bet.
Two top mids.
Could be low.
And this...
Tamed.
And yeah.
The four head pours.
You can't switch guns in the doorways!
The contempt.
One back for Neko, but yeah, they're out long, they're out short.
Uh-oh.
You gotta hit those, brother.
Man.
And that's it!
I can hear a slime stomach rumbling.
I've won a deal.
I like the boy eat.
What do you say?
Um, ready to end it.
They could also blow this open, but they're not going to.
Backstab, backstab, double knife, double knife, double knife.
Come on, get the knife, get the knife, get the knife, get the knife.
Well, if Flom's chilling still.
So late for Flom, it's too late.
There's no saving this.
That's it, bro.
Squeeze 4k points to finish team fun with another victory.
Let's go in there and get it to them right now.
Yeah, we're never going to.
Great, fine.
He's so sad. He needs the content.
The sad floggly flight in the air.
But we are all so fake.
5 minutes.
Because of that, you guys are top 2 top of that team.
So we're going straight to Grand's.
Best of 3 at the run-of-back.
Yep.
You have 5 minutes to go for me.
Let's talk to the fucking evil piece of shit terrorists call me.
What about the round when you lurk through B and then just fucking left your posts?
Huh?
You just told them to push through B main, left your posts, continue B, left your main,
wrecked back, remade under tunnels.
What?
And then you swing tunnels, you have a jump on them, you don't counter-strafe?
What?
7 and 15 bro, does that sound familiar?
I did shit, it was a 7 and 16.
That's my name sign?
Just two! I'm awful at it.
Is that what it's time to say, bro?
I saw the whole thing, I saw you throw the game.
I threw all the games.
You threw the game?
I threw all the games.
7 and 6.
You threw 7 and 6.
This is how all the world's generally shooting.
I know what fucking happened.
I wanted to figure out that bet's on games.
He told you to throw? No.
He told you to throw. He wouldn't do that.
He told you didn't, bro.
We wouldn't do that. We wouldn't do that.
Run. Run, uh...
Alright.
First round out, Geogasher. First round out, Rampol 16.
50 minutes in part.
You got the Solomon Charity event.
First out at the Ludwig CS2 minor.
Dude. What are you good at?
He's getting a second.
I'm not gonna take my life forever.
I can't do this because you're bad at video games. I've lost everything in my fucking life
The monster in that school one day with Ninja when you're talking about it. I'm out of here, bro. I'm out of here
Hey, hey, hey, thanks. Oh, hey, um, I think the next minor thing. All right
All right, Timmy
Fuck it up, bro.
Wow, man.
Hey, thanks for the carry.
Can you rate real quick? Can you rate now?
Rate me out of 10, CS2 skill?
Don't take too long.
It didn't work today.
I'll give you a total of five.
Five out of 10?
Really?
Yeah.
Give me like a three.
Oh, okay.
You got three to go, bro.
Those can't be the numbers that we were expecting.
Leona, bro, of all the people we've played CS2 with in your life, where do I rank?
Look, your face is switching like a crazy, I don't know if you know, your face is switching like a crazy about.
I was gonna get my arms in your butt.
Mid.
Middle.
Just, yeah.
Just middle?
Yeah.
Middle's pretty good.
Thanks man.
Yeah, that was nice.
Well, Shroud's Canadian, so...
Dude, I played that shit.
No, you didn't play bad.
Honestly.
He's getting a terrible expectation.
Ron was as expected.
I played below, and Timmy's the go, so whatever.
Can't tell if that's an insult to me, but thank you, Shroud. Appreciate you coming out.
Back to the couch.
Bye, see you tomorrow.
A painful...
That's how losers and interviews need to go. Just make it about you. Just degrade everyone you talk to.
Oh my god, the everywhere out of this world play of the match.
Part of it is Aiden missing his flanking.
This one's safe for both of them. Happy for him.
Yeah, that's really good. Turn into the ace. Oh no, it's just four. Just four I'd say, as he gets 90 kills.
It was just four. It was actually just three. How did this work?
That was good.
That was nice.
We have to have a sequel now to make sure we get those tie breaks.
I know the content we're missing because we can't fix this tournament.
That's just a streamer tournament. Why can't we fix it?
Like who cares?
Press one if we should just fix this and force free throws.
Guys, third, fourth place aside is still possible.
yo actually third fourth place one yeah like a pre-doer tournament a single a limb they play out
third just through the status guys lock the doors right now don't let them in yeah get stable before
i do something drastic what are you good at did he had all the receipts like every tournament
he's playing the last three months he's been sitting on that old day 13th or 16th last place that
is the kind of journalism that you need to come correct with yeah you need to list off four
different things and then be like but what about this also you're bad at everything
Ludwig is my favorite journalist I mean he has a journalism degree
people forget it sometimes yeah guys are so well educated at your
yeah we have useless liberal arts degrees and so we became content creators
we're saved the world here that's your teammate and you were just sitting on like all this
knowledge of their failure ready to ready to quiz them on at the end of the day it's kind of
beautiful so why'd you say fuck me for you and now we just get to watch that
series again we did in a B03 format oh it's the same teams yeah that's why it's
kind of an anti-climactic this is my 7-11
yeah that reminds me you earlier Hugo you said naughty and I was wondering do
you ever watch do you ever see Austin Powers yeah of course and it's like one
to one right yeah yeah culture wise that's how England is yeah
excellent big guy much he did live yeah he's like a fridge man AT&T
Statrack of course is leading the numbers every game yeah seriously we need
like a total kill count because I think he's it he's over a hundred now right
Maybe over a thousand yeah, you know for like several people. Yeah
You know triple digits in group stages at the the Ludwig CS minor
That's pretty good. So I'm not I mean, sorry slimes not eating tonight
It's gonna have some ice for dinner. Oh
Country can you do man?
Everyone's filing out they've had it. Yeah tie breaks. Come on
We just end the stream that yeah, I know that breaks yeah guys good night
Some people definitely clicked off from that I love being able to hurt the statistics of the stream
People in their second monitor is like, okay, I guess fucking yeah
Look at they're gonna miss the tie breaks that we're gonna break soon. They're gonna show up swap the ground final for tie breaks
I'm down for that. Yeah, I break grand final. Oh, we do that
What's up? What's some people that you wish could come to the next one of these?
Top of the head any pixel?
Tony pixel
He's close, he's close.
Almost 100 kills.
Oh man.
Jinxie.
Jinxie would be crazy.
We got an automatic involved for sure.
He's nearby.
Taric.
Summit.
Taric.
See I'm thinking of, you guys are thinking of good play.
I'm thinking of shitters.
Okay.
We need some...
You don't want to go crazy.
I was really hoping he was going to come here.
Winner gets a private cruise.
Yeah.
You can do it.
You can do the event on a cruise.
Yeah, we could do the next one on the cruise like it's not on a boat
Yeah, we could do it. It's all money off of Gabe Newell's apocalypse. Yeah
And his last eyes watching everything that'd be the first he's never been to a counter strike major
He was melee over chat who won melee was it H God?
Okay, well I'm gonna go to a break before the grand final so all needs
a rest. Recharge the batteries, we'll be right back.
Where are you? I've called you four times.
We need to talk about Nick Yamlin's work performance.
He wants a raise, we have to talk about that.
I need ten minutes.
I need you to come to the office.
I'm behind you, it stinks of poop.
I need you to speak English.
What?
I need a signature?
I'm the one who's speaking English.
Yelling?
And we need to do merch.
You're not saying anything.
It's just me.
Shut up.
Engage with me.
Say anything.
If you are my sister, I will.
Don't say that about your sister.
It's not OK.
You're all the bother.
Just come here on time to be easier for you,
easier for me, and we would all be happier people.
Warhand.
Orceptin, Ludwig!
Orceptin!
Colton Beckett just called the rep new that week and that's for taking like sparrows, give this shit a leg!
Hey, I hear you.
What was that all about?
I dunno.
from the past and I just want to thank Alienware for sponsoring this event. I'm probably out there
top-fragging right now and the only reason I'm able to do that is because I'm using their 27-inch
OLED monitor. These bad boys are amazing. Tom's guide calls these monitors too good to be true
and he's not lying. I can see everything clearly. With the QD OLED that's how gaming's supposed
to be seen. It reads cleaner. Lighting's more distinct and trust me I'm not missing a single inch.
Anyway, do me a favor and go to Alienware.com to check out more info.
Now I gotta see my way back to the top of the leaderboard.
I
I think it's hilarious that you kids talk shit on Squeaks.
You wouldn't say that shit to him at LAN.
He's jacked, not only that, he wears a freshest clothes.
He's at the Chills restaurants.
And he hangs out with the hottest dudes.
Chad, welcome back to the CS minor.
I, uh, I'm out.
How did I play out of 10?
Be honest.
Why are people typing cocky while bling boing?
Four, three, negative seven, preso typed a hundred.
Thanks, preso.
I needed that.
I feel like a four is fair.
I could take a three.
Yeah, it was a fun event.
No tiebreaker today, which, you know, honestly, I feel like
we have a story of two teams coming into the end.
One, the Flamalee shouts out,
best vibes, scrimmed the most.
I think we'll genuinely be friends when this is all over.
The other, a group of higher terrorists who are
plotting to make my event as miserable as possible,
as possible just so Aiden can get another knife in his skin collection.
I think we all know what we hope happens in this final that's coming up right now.
It will be a best of three, and I can only pray the man next to me chokes instead of
dropping 40, because your team is a team of hired terrorists where Aiden sucks a gross
amount of ass and then just rise in your coat tails. Yeah, okay that's a good
call. He did say Flob is on an off-crunch. That is true. Have you done your
your banding already? Yeah, yeah.
Tell me. This is a warning couch. A lot of people have sat in this couch. A lot of
people sat there a lot of things have happened here should get it with Aiden
specifically this is at least it's a brown couch and not a black one tell me
what max nuke okay ancient and then the third would be Mirage okay yeah so they
so they get CT side and we're ancient we get nuke ancient Mirage call it a
Yeah, okay. Yeah, by the way that loss you guys are kind of welcome, right?
Like what are we looking at like a 1030 ending now?
Dude, and I know they don't want the fun to end like they want to go as late as possible
Everyone here wants the flammie Lee to win
Really yank their cocks
Milly milk them
I'm telling you bro. Like having Aiden on your team is like it's a tough look
You showed up to the function with Osama bin Laden and now you're like why do people want me to lose?
He's a bad guy
But you've been playing great thanks, I mean I'm just I'm just I'm just here to have a good time and I appreciate the invite
Thank you for having me if you win this and I want you to answer honestly would this be a top
10 win in your career top five. No
Top five the CS minor you put top five. I'll take it
I'm brown nose and a little on the brown couch. You might you might if you're being honest
it's probably closer to top 20.
I feel like I said I'm happy to be here.
Okay.
And thank you for the invite.
I appreciate it.
I'm happy you're here.
Thank you for putting this on.
You do still got it.
Yeah, you got it.
It's crazy.
You still got a couple shots.
Like big mode.
And you're mind blowing everything.
Come on back, dude.
What?
And even if I, like say I was somehow
able to get on the main team, who would I join?
You know what I mean?
I would be scraping through tier three.
You could play with some up and comments.
Yeah.
Presumably they're on that.
You could dominate on an August team.
I would have to have like the care game of a brain.
Do you want to come back?
I'll start, I don't have a team.
I'll start with a team.
There we go, hang on.
I'll get, I'll get, this is like real.
Four cracked 18 year olds, and then you who leads them.
That'd be sick.
Like a Ted Lasso thing.
If the salary's high enough, dude, a hundred percent.
We'll only take 30% of winnings, only 30% of winnings.
Pretty good.
I'll let Don take you to school for a 70% profit.
There we go.
Yeah, maybe we have to figure it out.
I guess, look, win this tournament first, you know?
Yeah, one step at a time, right?
Get the CS knife, roll that into a 401k, who knows?
In 30 years, that compound, you never know what you'd have.
Look, the Wolf of Wall Street over here.
How do you, well, Jordan Gilbert or Jordan Belford, man?
Yeah, woo.
OK, well, I'll let you get to it.
You got a match to start, Steve.
All right, I think we should go play, huh?
Yeah, get in there.
Oh, well, I don't get, I have to stay here.
Hey, Jack, thanks for tuning in.
Appreciate all the support if there is any.
See you out there.
Jordan up in Gilbert.
Bang.
What are the maps?
You got the Vito?
Yeah, I know it.
It is Nuke to start and then Ancient.
If it goes game three, we're looking at Mirage.
So no new maps.
No new maps.
Solid maps, though.
Solid maps.
Maps of the day.
Hop in.
Yeah, bro.
It's fine.
We'll make you.
Switch it up.
You'll like this.
I've been breathing in it all day.
And Jordan just did too.
I can smell slime from here.
Maybe it's a mic.
We were asking for a kiss the other day when we were in the Airbnb by ourselves.
You were asking for a kiss?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's asking for a kiss.
How do you ask for a kiss?
Can I?
He just said, like, please give me a little kiss.
Please.
Yeah.
He always says please.
That's a ruse.
Yeah.
He did, like, he just did the noise with his lips.
Yeah.
Please.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Did you give him one?
I jumped in there.
Yeah.
Tunnel.
Well, we were in the hot tub.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's nice to be in.
You've got a hot tub in here.
Yeah, it was actually insane.
Did we cover this?
No.
Hell yeah.
We haven't even voiced yet.
That's an invoice angle?
We haven't even voiced yet.
It's really up to you.
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And maybe kisses in the hot tub with the boys.
Do you kiss your Steam homies goodnight?
I don't.
I haven't kissed my Steam homies goodnight in a long time.
time. I don't even sign the profiles. So everything just turning gray now and you become bitter? I've
become bitter and actually CS2 is probably the game that makes me the angriest. Angriest of all
the games. I've lost friendships over CS2. Today I think I've avoided being too angry
because I'm humbled in this group. But we did a Creator CS2 event online maybe a year ago
and I'm playing and I'm calming and I'm with a team that doesn't really calm a lot
And so I like I made a call and then they all ignored it. Yeah, and that for some reason that bothers me a lot more
Mm-hmm, so I'm you know and I said just the most heinous things
I could off the top of my head because being an IGL is putting in a shift
Yes, and if you're gonna talk and make a call like you know, the least someone could do is listen
They don't even care if you don't go with it. Just say nah. Yeah, sure, but they ignore me. I muted up. I said it
Horrible things. Oh, yeah, and I forgot I was live so they all looked at the vodka. I
Haven't talked to them since oh my gosh. It's been a year damn well
I was thinking when that exit the exit interview just did we were saying that's how all exit interviews should go
Where the interviewer just tells all the players like how badly they did and then asks about how they did and like makes it
About them that was refreshing right? Yeah, I thought that was content
Hey, like here's the put like I don't this all happened just so I can see how I stack up. Yeah
Yeah, I mean getting a mid from shroud
We're saying that's not bad. That's not me
It was a lot of you think it's a lie. He's Canadian
I would lie to my face Timmy wooden Timmy wooden Timmy was genuine that he thinks I'm a three out of ten
That was five out of ten today today. That's an important
I think you did get better every game. Yeah, I in the beginning you were pretty rough. I was so bad
I'm like going into fucking hey Leslie
Yeah, it was bad, but you know who's been actually electric speaking of uh-huh who's Lee?
Yeah, yeah, yeah the dances down to which is just a side thing. It feels like she's high confidence
She's a high confidence player. Uh-huh look at that inventory
Yeah, sure her inventory is
She's rich, bro
She's a high roller.
She flexes a lot with me sometimes.
Really?
Sometimes she'll, like, we'll just be talking.
She'll just go, pfft.
And it's just a bank account.
Yeah.
It's like eight figures.
I'm like, why do why, why, why?
We were just talking like normally.
Damn.
Yeah.
Keep me humble.
She does like to keep me humble.
And I do nothing in return, but be nice to happen
sometimes less.
Stay cool or a vibes terrorist.
I'll stand by those words.
OK.
Any cards here?
A veto.
OK.
Well, the picks have already come through. We're going back to the classics.
We got Nuke and Ancient, that's how he kicked off this tournament.
And the Decider on Mirage, where I think it's just whoever's got the Vibes...
Or sorry, whoever's got the Aimed Demons, that's who's going to win.
I'm worried that...
...that things are a bit frazzled.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think he was a bit disappointed in his teammate's knowledge on Dust2.
Yeah.
And like, that's just not a good vibe to...
Thank you
You left two bananas, yeah, okay, what was going on in dust to
Long bottom up
You said global elite 940 hours dust to you looked worse on that back in the previous one
What are you good at?
Ludwig is letting it rip as my favorite part of the event.
So it was a level leap in 2015.
Oh, before the round 32.
Oh, okay. That was when it was harder.
That's my excuse. Okay.
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Ludwig, take it away.
He's a consummate profession.
Yeah. You can't take the host out of him.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think nothing on Nuke earlier was the guy.
I don't know about Ancient.
Can he do it on ancient? He's a child though. He has a dad buff. Yeah, I don't think flam has any children yet
Not that he knows. Yeah
Well, flam definitely has children. He doesn't know about
That's what full bananas in a row does see that's insane
The cops are just staring at him. They're like what like he's like, hey, everyone watching do push ups
They all said no and he just
I can't get up, someone help me.
Are you going to get courage on the yard?
God, no.
No, okay.
15.
You're going to be electric shot.
He's shimmig only because of pushups.
Yeah, all toys.
Okay, watch it down.
So far today is Alpinada, all toys, Red Bull, four bananas.
He said four bananas?
Yeah.
It's just so many minutes.
You didn't even need to ask him.
Did you see those 15 push-ups?
Yeah, I guess he was looking at it.
Must be working out.
Is he tied with two fingers? Is that real?
You know, it's actually a huge mistake to do push-ups before playing CS.
Why's that?
It's just going to make you way worse.
Because you're going to be juiced.
Yeah, juiced.
For his sake, couldn't be that much.
I was going to say, it's not like the two of you got to be hinged on his, like, individual prowess.
All right, true. Gets the blood flowing then.
I feel like the stars of that team outside of nothing have been...
Nick Yingling.
Yeah.
And I think he's been consistent.
Uh-huh.
And...
Is that it?
Gotta have one more guy at least.
Who is their fourth?
Uh-uh, Calvin Noko, Carj.
Oh, Noko.
Yeah.
Noko's been good for a last pick?
Yeah, for a last pick.
Yeah, 16-10.
Definitely.
He's playing great.
And teams worked out pretty good, I would say.
Well, you know what's crazy is-
Did you like your team?
No, I think Shroud drafted like an idiot.
Like, I mean, he's gone now, so I can say this, but.
Shroud could have had Noko.
He could have had Corjade.
He could have had, like, Fuzzi.
He could, every single pick outside of me
was a better option.
He did do that thing you said
where he picked everybody underneath him.
Yes. In the graphic.
He just went down the graphic that we made,
Which was a random arbitrary...
Yeah.
I think he read it as like a cheat sheet that...
He did show up to the call and go,
All right, what the fuck is happening today?
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
But, I...
It didn't go as bad as I thought it would.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's good.
Getting a one win, huh?
Yeah, you gotta win, at least, so...
We do a little prayer there?
Yeah, I think so.
Sometimes you have to.
Just throw a prayer up?
I mean, yeah.
We don't know what makes us consistent.
Oh, shit, we're in.
Oh.
Oh, we're in to the pistol as well.
No knife round here.
0-3 grand final.
Team 4 will be team nothing.
This is exciting, man.
Oh, yes.
We feel like a final.
It's Aiden and Courage.
These are two unlikely candidates in the pistol.
Oh, my god, Courage.
Those guys slimes in are off the roll.
Nothing's dead.
This is a moment here where Aiden pops out from opposite vent, boozly, no chance of this.
It's really a perfect post plant and a great start for team nothing.
Triple kill for courage, does the dinner, bats run on.
For sure.
20 kills in a day.
20 kills every year.
20 kills in a day is insane.
A 20 bomb is a pretty big deal for her, man.
20 kills in this map, we're going to Sugarfish.
What's he going to? Is that fair?
We're going to Sugarfish? Yeah, we're in LA, so...
We're going to Deep Fried Monkfish, man.
30s, like what? No boo?
No boo, yeah.
And then 3035, we're going to Omicaze.
Okay.
40s of private steak dinner?
Yeah, okay.
40s of back rub.
50, we eat sushi off the cards.
4050, everyone's naked.
Dude.
I would love to eat sushi off his body, like...
Fuck.
I never thought about doing that to a guy who would just slide off, you know.
He's tight now, you're in a marathon.
You've been in a marathon.
You know, courage JD ran the New York City Marathon. He placed 57,000.
57,000 how many?
59,000.
Dude, he did it.
But he finished it, yeah.
Not bad. I mean, finishing it's tough enough.
Sometimes I watch those videos where people like poop themselves right at the end.
Sorry, what videos are you watching?
Marathons.
like we went to the end because you can't you can't stop so sometimes you
just have to let it go while you're out there I don't like watch those videos I
don't know why I say like that I see them I don't close my eyes I did we there
was a Toronto marathon and then one person just had a sign that said John
and every like ten guys was like yeah the next one was you still need
therapy oh what are you running from what are you running from
how fast you guys think you can run them off man I can't remember the last time
I've run at full speed what's an impressive time Roger banistered at four
minutes that's impressive so 35 minutes I can check my best mom 35 minutes
75-minute mile
35 is slower than walking
Stop actually
What the fuck is a mile?
That's all right. How fast can you run a stone?
All right to be to
But it's actually not planted for his teammate so if he dies this gets awkward
I think they know he's coming up from underneath. Oh, he doesn't make the escape
But he's still got to get to the back of the site to defend this
Yeah, I mean they could just cover this. I mean he's gonna hear about the no-co ball plants not in the front of the site
Is this been calm to him?
Full 10 seconds
And there's just five Colgate smiles on the other side
Taunting them as they went it isn't room of good teeth, huh? Yeah
only is to balance it out my girlfriend as if I wanted to
teeth whitening I said I'm against it and then she's like why you should do like
she bought you a gift card to Pilates I didn't think it was a problem I feel
like it is just never smile again after that I did one of those but then I
Start chewing on the like toothpaste that comes off the strips. Yeah
Okay
Ooh, I didn't get one
Hanner's been eating off that spot. Yeah, like last game too. She just hops. I think it's in every round
I'm gonna always you got top hat spamming no one's Molly in that's the best spot
Damn
Does it look like Wiener when it pops up?
Yeah, it does, but I thought it was a hot place.
That's part of the charm.
We tried to get rid of it all yesterday.
You can't just all kids con scrub the Wiener all the time.
You can't ignore it.
Can't ignore the Wiener.
We were saying the next land should take place on the super cruise.
Yeah.
North of line super cruise land.
I think they had it planned.
Yeah.
But, you know, Woke took that away from us.
Damn.
It is back
Okay
Damn that's good
That's a little red bull zero of those kicks down my even in the right way
She's not over they're not coming through rap actually
Is it just gonna be a little a hit and as Aiden calling now permanently or not?
That we don't know. Let's listen into it. Can we can we boost Aiden?
Give armor yeah, I do I did
Okay, let's let Aiden swing after us.
Definitely not a call.
Nothing's trying to boost Aiden.
Okay, okay.
But we see if he listens.
He's being sent on a mission now.
Aiden, armor?
Yeah, I do.
So sexy.
Yeah, so sexy.
So sexy, bitch.
Oh, we got through it.
Jakey is outside.
Go down.
You want us to go for the gun, Dave?
Yes, control side.
Yeah, that's the move.
No first bomb.
It's not a good thing.
No, he's in a boat.
He's going to control.
One level.
Going to control.
It's not even meant to do you any damage, sandwich.
I can really get around to that, no bye.
That's what I was going to say.
I think nothing's kind of whisper style.
What?
It rubs off on you.
Because they're all doing it now?
Like, they're speaking softly.
You probably feel obnoxious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're the one guy that's being in a normal volume.
Your IGL is kind of whispering at you,
and you're like, shit, we've got to bring it down
at his level.
They are all quite docile.
Can we flip the comms? I'd love to hear team flam, like what's their energy left?
I just want to know what the stain on A-ed's shirt is. I heard it was expensive.
The stain?
Yeah.
The vibe is Leslie singing.
Yeah, she's singing on comms, right?
Yeah.
And they're going to her spot.
I hear them outside.
Yeah, just keep holding up.
That's for free.
that's nothing dead that's brutal he's been the guy for his team
that's a good rotate from sweet's his forehead
all three of them going down this is a bit committed here
Jake he's staying topside that's nice we're gonna lose that
Uh-oh.
Oh, can't flank here.
I mean, maybe he can play Heaven later, but he'll stay in the place.
They're gonna end up having to come up the vents. That's not gonna be very fun.
Where's he going? No, no, no.
He's lower still.
You know this. You figured it out already.
He's running now.
Ah, you're so dead, Jakey.
Oh, nicest guy ever. I hate to see him go.
We're missing.
Oh, he's being told to run out of heaven now.
Wait, wait a second.
Tick tock. Times are real low. Gotta go, gotta get a move on.
Aiden, Austin, it's time!
This is all what?
No time, right?
Yeah, no state.
It's got away from them.
Eat him with a clutch, won't be too long.
Where was this, lost now?
I'll tell you where it was, he threw the fucking match.
Okay, he threw the match on purpose,
he was trying to come up with like,
oh, it was just two, they wanted these opponents.
They didn't want it to go to a time breaker, right?
Cause God forbid they got a team
that they don't match up fairly against.
Man, we were talking about locking the doors
and forcing the third force place aside
or just be the shootouts.
I wanna lock Eden in a room.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm also like most of your content
but I've never seen you this mad.
Uh, really?
Yeah.
I've said some heinous shit, Ted.
I must have just rolled high.
I guess it's offline now that I think about it.
Ha ha ha.
Or you could be honest.
So we're coming out now.
Oh, hum.
Tough mess.
Red mess.
Oh!
Just no awareness of Noka.
Like, there was a shot next to your ear.
Ha ha ha.
They're in her mind a lot.
The trio.
I can't do it, it's so fun to, um, watch with outlines, because I feel so much smarter watching
than when I play, because I don't know what's happening.
Oh yeah, okay.
That's, uh, Ains top-fragging.
Oh my goodness.
Ains playing very well.
Ningo on a, on a goose egg.
I think he might have fired him up.
Oh my.
2v5 happening here.
Now isolated.
He can wait for Vence.
Oh no.
Nice kill.
If you just tucked opposite it would have been too little.
Ahhhh.
Bombs outside.
He wouldn't have heard that drop, right?
Yeah, I don't think so.
Do you not take fall damage?
You fell on the...
On the pallet, you're good.
What? Is this free?
Wait a second.
Oh my oh my!
No fucking way.
His shelter is full as well!
Everybody's shaky right now.
Aiden can capitalize on this.
Woo!
You could feel the adrenaline coursing through there, man.
Who's the fakest person at Mogul?
The fakest?
Yeah.
Um...
Probably me. Camera's off. I'm like, raging mobs.
You know what I mean?
I come on camera, I go,
hey guys, like we're doing a flinch here.
At E-Stream today I get off.
Like, this event's over.
Yeah.
Aiden's going to be yelled at for an hour straight.
Someone's getting bruised up.
Yeah.
100%.
My goodness.
Or Nicky England.
I think he's been pretending to be dumb for a year.
I'm not.
I'm going to be horrified to find out.
This wasn't being fake.
He's actually just a genius.
Oh, nice hold.
Wow, great.
That's a great hold, man.
It's good support here.
Sure thing.
How's he?
What? How'd he do this?
Oh, but we have Agent 007, Nicky Engling.
Still with that goose egg.
Honk.
Ohhhh!
I just told him I knew that was bad.
That's unpasteurized.
Yeah, I had rubber bullets in that gun.
Yeah, rip his cock off!
RIP his cock off!
Not Yang, Rip!
Rip his cock off!
That's dangerous, that's violent.
Rip his cock off!
Surely that's a fine.
I
Just fixed the coffee pasta yank is out rip time. Oh man
Oh, yeah
Nothing dude. He should actually play. Yeah, we need it
There it is first one's the hardest and on the board didn't go I gave an offer I said look I don't have a CS team
They build on around you. Yes
Shoot the body for fun
Yeah, this is gonna work
Very close
Jakey it's a safe situation bomb down on be low health
I feel like we believe in Jakey more than Jakey believes in Jakey
Yeah, and I don't want him to go for this like he should just be saving
That's not content though.
True.
Oh.
Oop.
Hunting.
Oh, hey.
Oh, hi.
To anything really.
What in the world?
Okay.
Hunt it down.
Nothing giving sensory overload.
Great job, great job.
Yeah.
New stim just dropped.
Could have been...
Uncharacteristic...
Uncharacteristically quiet.
Not standing up.
No.
That's what we're waiting for.
It's because he has no bananas.
Take them all.
Great score line though.
Fucks sake.
I fucking hate numbers.
Dude, when the two captains clash, those are the best.
That's what we need to shoot out.
That's what makes me irate.
Lock the door.
Locking it in until he fixes it.
Squeaks, he's been good man.
He's got a great game.
Oh, he is comfortable.
There we go, another close line for Squeaks.
Speed run in this game.
Oh, no!
Naked Jacob running away.
He's dead but in comes Hannah to help out.
Shot turns away. Courage clutch.
He gets the spot and now he's going to run away.
Dude we're getting the best performances out of everyone right now in this final.
Aiden popping off. Courage hitting hard. Bomb going down.
He's using his brain for this one.
Jakey's a little slow to the rotate. That'll be heard.
He just has to go heaven.
No other choice now. It's just got to be a clutch up shot right here. From heaven,
Jakey can take his time. He can't let Kurt get away. Oh, he's up. Come on. That's
It's crazy he can play him in Fortnite.
What Peter Griffin?
He can play him.
Peter Garfield?
He's his own Fortnite skin.
Did you have his yet?
Ninja has his, but he said he didn't make as much money as he would have if he came
out early.
Ninja's biggest issue, not making enough.
Yeah.
Poor guy.
I wouldn't sleep well tonight.
He's got 99 faking and a brawless wife ain't one.
I fucking love that tweet, that's so good, thank you for reminding me of that.
It's all time, it's all time like Courage JD's Avengers assemble.
If you know you know, you wouldn't get it.
If you know, go.
Now you know.
Nothing.
It's a 4k by no go, beautiful.
Three and change.
Six rounds T side
He's kind of got some generation there's what the one about kickers as well. Yeah, how do they allow kickers to just miss
Yeah, he's an all-time tissue tweet more really
Yeah
If you do another one of these that's
Have you seen a his own product, I don't know if you know it's called nutcase
No, it's a beverage company
Case and it is it's not based milk basically
things like even cashew or almond or whatever like this just milk yes and a
lot of the marketing for it good chunk of the marketing is just branded around
like there's a video of him going into a bathroom coming out drinking it like
wiping his lips like he was drinking cummers
there's a couple videos that's kind of the marketing for him
if they actually got the product that soon he wouldn't made way more
In Canada, wait do you have got the got milk commercials? Yeah. Yeah, okay, so he's got not though. Yeah
That's kind of the jokes that they go for okay got none
It's like I don't think that's the vibe you want when you're about to buy it ever
Because I feel like your market is like a lot of families
There is no case against nut
Nothing but frags if nothing three more and they win the half is that seven five seven five
Yeah, oh, yeah, they win the half on the harder half right on the harder side
See you don't sell the bidets anymore though right no don't with a bidet company
Anymore like just some box or something have maybe as warehouse I sat down on the one earlier and that's like damn
I'm gonna have to hover my next set
You probably meander this warehouse. I don't keep a fucking view around here. Yeah
Just say me and does my ideal house might even be able to grab it and pick it up. Oh walk out with it
Oh, okay, you know, I mean like when when people walk into like a football stadium with like a high-biz vest on yeah
No one's gonna ask questions. I'll bring a loud one around the ladder. Yep
Okay
Oh, no.
He's got teammates, too.
And they're putting in one.
Nice shot.
Wow, what was that?
He just released like an ocean.
And then refused a fist pump, I think.
That was like a nutcase commercial.
I came.
I came to this grocery store.
You know what they say about those type of milks?
if you build it they will come
oh they're running
oh let's go on this set up is good there's no way you say Thomas
What do you have, FAMAS?
Yeah, yeah, I guess FAMAS?
I don't know what I say, I probably say them both.
I say FAMAS.
FAMAS, yeah.
Okay, a third pronunciation that's right.
But it's still French in the end.
Wait, with your accent, can you even say FAMAS like we do?
FAMAS?
Yeah, you sound like it.
They don't like that at all.
You're not allowed to say that, actually.
the face after tomorrow's and not a single AK-47 on flossing a clash of
nice nothing with one oh that's clean from jakey hmm
I
That's dog stuff nothing coming for you right now
Pistols all squeaks is thinking right now
That's dangerous.
Yeah, that's dangerous.
All right.
It's like a...
Oh!
I hate that for him.
Dude, the tired Squeaks has gone the better he's performing.
It's kind of insane.
He's lucid now.
Squeaks on a generational run!
He's not top frag in the lobby.
Hiddens back, spits up the vents and a bit of cover from his teammate.
This is the one-two punch.
We've got two white-colored foreigners making their way into this A-side.
What in the world?
Oh man.
And leave to a Chinese woman.
It just had to be Yuta.
I mean, you say it.
We confirmed earlier that she's not Indian.
You don't know.
We have confirmation for sure.
Well now, actually, I guess now.
We confirmed earlier that she's not indian
Well now actually I guess now
Ten is all they get I like that this is a must when I'd love to hear flams team
Let's bump them up a bit. Are you just praying that nothing's team loses. Would that make you happy like with every ounce
like I'm cashing in my one time my two time like
Please
They've got you on
Yeah, welcome to the ER everyone. I've always wanted to say that.
I don't think we see that.
40 minutes in. Yeah, right?
Squeaks.
Oh, he's done again. Squeaks and Squeaky.
Yeah, yeah, walk up on him.
Squeaks about to go down. Wow.
He is the real guy.
Dude, he's piecing him up, man.
He's gonna win this game and say the good guys won again.
Alright, courage. Maybe something here, Squeak's gonna have to a-
Oh, he's gonna die.
Dude, that's crazy!
That was raw.
That was game sense.com.
Team form, not out of it yet.
You have like an MVP medal or something for the winner?
No, we actually talked about it. I said nah, I'm good on that.
Oh, OK.
I said I don't even want to crown him.
This is like the hating world cup.
I had so much fish in your house.
I was like, it's too late to sell the knives you bought.
Sure does, I guess.
Yo, you were like, come compete in my tournament
so I can just berate each of you one at a time.
When you asked, there you was.
Aidan's idea.
Just saying I can say that.
I told everyone it's Aidan's idea, dude.
When you asked wrong, really, what are you good at?
I felt that.
And that was a little hard.
That was like the soldier boy on the breakfast club.
You just brought every receipt of all of his losses.
Kind of a generational run of elves.
Speaking of elves, we were talking about how Yingling was 0 and 7.
He's 11 of them.
He's 10 and 11.
He's got more kills than 8.
Damn.
He didn't fell off.
Yes!
Man, hating never sleeps.
It's bigger than that.
Neither. Neither does Squeaks.
Oh, oh, that's good reaction.
Down Bendo, danger.
Aiden's back.
Well...
It's been poisoned.
You guys know about Aiden's Black Friday sale?
What's he selling?
We had a Black Friday sale, we had merch, we were releasing it on Black Friday.
I go, what's the discount?
He goes, there is no discount.
I go, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
He's like, well, we don't have the margin for a discount.
There's gonna be no discount.
Okay.
And I go, and we're releasing it on Black Friday.
He's like, yeah.
I'm like, that, this doesn't make sense, dude.
It's a day where there's a discount.
Yeah.
Oh, what a shot.
I milked me.
Anyway, I, he said we had to do it.
So I was like, all right, but we're gonna call it
Aiden's Black Friday sale.
Prices are higher than ever.
And that's what we did.
That might be genius marketing.
Would they sell?
It sold all right.
Probably not as well as if there was a discount on you.
He's going to mock the price up and then do fine.
Everyone was like, yeah, that's funny.
I'll wait.
We did the opposite.
We literally increased the price of one of the items.
Plus 20%?
Yeah.
It does speak to the quality.
You can't afford discounts.
Richard Blevins' type move.
Isn't that Richard?
That's his real name, isn't it?
His name's not Richard.
Tyler.
No, Tyler Blevins.
Tyler Blevins is, Tyler is his middle name.
What?
Why do you know this?
Because it freaked me the fuck out.
Tyler Blevins.
It's definitely Tyler Blevins.
Gotta be Tyler, man.
He uses Tyler, maybe.
Oh, he uses me.
So it's real.
Let's find out.
So it's actually Calvin.
It's Calvin.
I just typed a ninja name, and it's...
Just don't do grog again.
Can't be grog for it.
That says it's Richard.
Yeah, it's Richard.
It's Richard.
The original 11th...
You call him a dick ninja?
Dick?
Dick nutcase.
Dick's nuts.
This dick is nuts.
Dick's milk.
You know what? I know what he's filing now.
Yeah.
He's taking a head.
Oh, that's funny as well.
Wow.
They're taking yawn.
Welcome to the yard everybody.
And that was the yard.
Oh, wait.
We're getting into fights in weird places right now.
The yard.
I mean, Squeaks is just not stoppable at the moment.
He's 21 and 13, he's three kills deep.
Not stoppable, if only they had a word for that.
He's a 30, he should have 30 score on all his aura ring.
Someone is not stoppable, you know.
You know if you look at the hosts for the yard, it's Aamon Ross.
I don't know how that works.
Aamon Ross.
That's insane.
One of the hosts of the yard podcast.
That's like a joke we would make.
Why is that awesome?
Dude this is closing up.
Yeah it is.
Map is on grand final.
It's kind of delivering.
I was a bit nervous when Team Nothing was just steamrolling.
Yeah, but Squeak's on 2k damage.
This is going crazy.
We can pop it off.
Yeah, we can pop it off.
This isn't nothing calm to be here, right?
Because I wonder if we're falling apart of the seams.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I see your suit?
All right.
Oh, he's still going, man.
Leaping the charge outside.
Going main.
Yeah, I like there's more upper plays this game.
It's a lot of lower last time.
It's a lot of, like, yard wrapping, right?
Yeah, which is ambitious.
Oh, it's nothing up through Seacop!
Welcome to the yard, everybody.
It's coming around now, it's funny.
Yeah, it's good. I preemptively...
It's only on Nuke.
I'm gonna have to put up with this forever.
The only winnable way
I mean if he backs up to see this kill he could but
That would be level 10 awareness don't you dare break that open bro that AK is nice
I've never seen this looks like a manga
It's like a monochrome berserk cover or something
Always can get spotted heaven
And there it is, courage. Nice impact from courage in this game. 13 kills.
He is really skinny.
It's the bananas.
That's probably the 15 push-ups a day.
One of the banana and 15 push-ups a day.
There are 0-8 goals.
It's all nothing.
I don't need armor.
You might.
I'm not sure if that's true.
Everyone has guns.
Oh, she actually doesn't have armor right now.
It's just raw dog and an AK.
Fuckin' weak bull.
It's been tanked a lot of damage.
I don't know what it's done weightless.
She did need armor.
Hold on.
I want to go ram ball of Squeezes right in front of me, I don't want to lose.
Uh-oh.
I'll play it down.
This would be a good time for Flom.
Squeezes just has incidents pants sometimes.
He wanted some action.
I'll take it slowly clear, so there's still a lot of fun.
Oh!
Oh, what?
God of God!
To the light!
Oh!
Moe down!
Yo!
And he puts Flom on two health.
they haven't played that I feel like they didn't even clear that that cross
has existed almost every single game it's yeah it's can tunnel vision
sometimes
it's rough holy okay also revenge you got chances now to close this out
what's that fist doing you got to commit though put the fist out man did he
get some in the air. Oh, but he wipes his nose so hopefully no one saw it. Yeah, I put
it out because I need air. Oh, yeah, yeah. The wrist injury is feeling off. I'm saying
that was the team of hired goons, gooners, terrorists. One objective. Military men. Sabotage.
They go to the ventral?
Come to something.
Get on me.
Ooh, wow!
I was broken through, squeezed within.
And they go sighting.
I need them everywhere right now.
Do you go for this?
Yeah, you go in mini.
Look at the health as well.
See, they're already considering it.
Nothing.
Smoke down.
I think they went for this. I think they went it. Everyone's hurt. Yeah
Nikki England muted. Oh
They've been talking into the void for an hour
They got to get out
Whoa!
Ha ha ha ha! Felt that.
Orp's coming his way though.
Oh my god!
He didn't even stop.
Can he get the AWP back?
That's a great round of fault.
That's a great save in the office.
But what point do those with NS start to smell a little bit?
About four hours ago.
There's even just, there's like peel there as well.
I don't want these bananas to smell a bit.
Herod really just Mario-carded her with those banana peels.
He's just set a series of fruit-based traps.
Is it a tech pause for the muted comms?
We got this shit.
Okay, heading hands.
We got this shit.
Okay, we're back.
Are we good?
He does look skinny. Yeah, right? I almost didn't even see him there.
So they got a win three straight and then we know T and then we know T
They're almost made a beautiful comeback, right? They get a OT we can force a shootout
I know that was Austin if he goes OT instead of doing a regular OT
Oh cracking case, cracking case, show me this, show me this
Come on baby, come on, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold
We just give them a win out right? Oh, okay
Give up never give up the first case is never it's always a second one case away
It's the diamond meme dude. She's right there the other day. She hit me up. She's like I it's an emergency
Okay, she's live. I got her shrimp. She's kissing me a hundred dollars
I ran out of ability to buy money on steam because I
blocks you from spending money you need to stop spending money so I said a
hundred I said a hundred I said a hundred and she goes I didn't get it I
said it to Fusely it was on her other account brought up she was gonna send me
another hundred to my account brawny yeah right I said the other hundred
she was like five fucking cases I guess yeah tell them I haven't seen my money
back twenty five dollars spent and then she bought dinner but she bought
dinner I guess. Courage might have to buy some live dinner.
And once Stewie asked me to gamble one of my knives and yeah this is like way back when
we were playing together or whatever so I was like yeah but I was like well why would
I give you my knife to gamble? I've heard he's a good guy to do that. And then he said
I was like what do I get if you gamble this knife? He's like oh I'm better at it.
And I said, wait, what?
And he said, scared money don't make money.
And I said, what is that?
He was like, the screaming hangover lines.
He's like, gotta go down and go up now.
I'm like, welcome to the yard, everyone.
Welcome to the yard.
No, even smooth as fuck.
How does he make it out?
Yeah, it's clear.
Not to get the ball in.
Push it, push it.
courage for the P90 but I guess scare money don't make money he hasn't done
anything with this gun hit them for like 12 damage instantly dead you think
buying the XM was a mistake every XM so legit every highlight you got was XM and
then your team would tell you you'll keep a shot down with my guys you were
getting sabotage actually I knew you maybe you could probably tell I think
Like you want to get examined.
You got team buddy down on Inferno.
I feel the same way.
The balance on the gun actually is kind of weird.
Like you make so much money off the kills
and they can kill one shot.
Yeah, yeah.
It's super powerful.
Dude, if you buy once you get one kill, you made the money back.
Yeah.
It pays for itself.
That's gambler back up there.
Yeah, yeah.
Can I get the knives?
It's the price.
I'll gamble them away.
I'm just better at it.
I don't see them that way because I'm begging for skins.
Wait, I'll throw a win.
Get two.
Yeah, 5v3 for the final round, but Fusely and Jakey frag back, here's a P90 redemption night, it still sucks, pistol up the bend, and it's Fusely 1v2 to stay in the map, not today!
Team Plon fall to Team Nothing here on you!
I've done it. On the eco.
Yeah, on the eco, 8 tights.
Yeah, of course it is, but you're fucking handsome.
Oh, dear. Team nothing but first map is the final...
Energizing victory here for Team Nothing.
This tournament make you like CS more or less?
I like CS you more. I like Aiden less.
It is... I found a very cool game.
yeah okay what's cool is also there wasn't a cheater yeah that was fun oh
right yeah just it's pure it was pure it's just yes yeah great gameplay and we
have the Alienware out of this world play of the match oh yeah the no-go
4k
That one
Let's fucking go like fucking go
Man, so what was the next map it was new ancient yeah the mirage
Yeah, if we get there do we know who picked what I'm pretty sure see nothing picked this map
Okay
I think you are wrong.
You're wrong.
Because they started T side.
They started T side, so that means they picked him out.
They did pick it, you're right.
You're right.
You're actually good at your job.
He goes always right, man.
The Flamely wins on Ancient.
They picked Ancient, okay?
Alright.
Break shouldn't be too long, it'll just be a few minutes.
Turn him, they gotta get their ass back in there.
Have you heard about the Aiden basketball story?
No, it's Aiden basketball story.
Okay, so we've been running weekly basketball meet-ups for two years now,
which I initially set up just for people at the office to, you know,
have a reason to go out, get their says whatever.
And the group grew to like, I think now almost 20 people show up every Sunday and hoop together.
And Aiden is, you know, he's been playing basketball, I think through his childhood.
Quite good, to go quite seriously.
Tall guy?
You know, tall guy, he would go to the park, work on his shot.
So really grinded it out to the point where he was one of the top three or five depending who showed up guys in the group
We run a basketball event. Okay, it's a 3v3 tournament and and I'm on a team with it and
And you know the expectations kind of like this show up do pretty well
He did so bad that there was a reddit thread
That same day
title, something like Aiden is surprisingly bad at basketball, surprisingly sucks. That's a
for how much he talks about it on the yard. I was shocked to see him play in this tournament
because he just bricked every single bucket. Wow. He he yeah it it bothered him for a while.
So everyone's kind of making Aiden surprisingly bad at CS and I guess that that's where it
comes from this is the one this is a hidden was like goodness like don't get me
wrong oh he's making it he knew how to hurt him this really do you know how to
hurt this is a copy pasta from basketball which is yeah which is why this
is a redemption series for Aiden okay because if he's able to win it you know
that it's like hey this other thing I've devoted a lot of my time to some of
my value as a well you've known him for a third of your life doesn't make you
want to cheer for him. I've known about Hitler for 25 years. I've known about Hitler since
I was like, whatever, seven years old, I'm not rooting for him. Great painter. I haven't
seen a works of art yet to be honest. Fuzly, by the way, lost a bet. I don't know if you
see the shirt she's wearing. That's a bet. I thought it was a solid choice. Oh, we didn't
get the lore on that. Can you explain? She lost a bet to me. Oh, okay. You made
And the wager, I was very clear, I was like, if you lose, you have to wear a Mark Zuckerberg shirt where he is on his knees looking up at his tongue out.
Okay. Do you even remember the bed was?
No, I don't remember the bed. The worst part is because some people think it's my choice to wear it.
It does look like something you would wear, and I hate to say that out loud.
I like the cut. I won't lie. It's comfy.
It's a good cut.
And I can't change it now because I'm playing okay. So I can't change things about what I'm wearing.
You know Ludwig said you owe him a hundred and seventy-five dollars
You do not pay probably anything
You've ever me I swear
I'm checking I'm checking
Okay, I was a moment. I'm checking
Checking transactions
People are crossing a little money for me. Wait, you sent me 205. Oh
2.5% interest, that's it?
It's not going to beat them off, dude.
I'm saying that Chase Bank is better on a CD.
Oh.
Did you pull anything good from the cases?
Nothing.
That's a shame.
Pookie, you played amazing.
Can we throw Pookie's mic on these?
I'm a little upset about it because I put my fucking life out there, and it was
for what?
Nothing.
You played really well.
Thanks, buddy.
Yeah.
I felt good about it.
That wasn't even your map pick, right?
No.
You're a Christian, too.
We're actually like, here's a little background,
and I'm not sure if I'm allowed to leak it.
I'm confident.
I think we're going into map 2 pretty confident,
because we did not.
We don't know anything about Nuke.
But Ancient is like, we have set plays.
You guys look good on Ancient.
I remember, like, thinking, damn,
you guys look really good.
Oh, yeah, right.
So yeah, I think map 2 we're going to take it easily.
Ooh, easily.
No problem whatsoever.
I am a little hungover. I am on two hours of sleep, which is the perfect condition to play CS. It's how I played it growing up.
True. Growing up. He was going out young. He was a child once. True. Can you imagine that?
There's a long time ago.
Something that's fun to do is if you go back and you watch, it squeaks as old as Vod.
He looks so much different.
Oh yeah, because his camera is just like cigarette yellow.
And his headphones are also yellow.
Yeah, he had the Sennheiser 998.
And he has the same size head, but his body is like just way smaller.
You buddy?
It's you!
You're in great shape now, who can I connect?
No, I've gained weight, I'm 205.
How much are you at?
I'm 185 right now.
Me too.
That's Ludwig walking.
Double chunk.
I didn't have a cookie today.
Wait, have you heard the term twink death?
Yes.
That's who I've realized. I thought it was like some cutesy-bootsy shit.
And they're just saying that to you?
Yeah, they're like, oh, you're going through twink death.
It's like, yeah, I'm just getting fucking fat.
It sucks.
Twink death's what I threaten to eat with everybody.
Is that an uncrustable? Is that because DJ is here?
Yeah, we have to bet the summits all the time.
Yeah.
DJ would like hunt these down.
Like, we have a picture of DJ from behind in the fridge,
like, searching for uncrustables, frozen ones.
I game 10 pounds eating uncrustables at a summit and I never lost it like to this day
Oh really just became visceral fat it just became fat that lives in me forever
Oh my goodness. That sounds fun. Enjoy. Yeah, I'm gonna give it a try.
I have a question for the couch. Predictions. Who do you guys think is gonna win?
Like what are we gonna do differently? You guys are pros.
Oh
You shouldn't change anything I think I think you guys are actually gonna win
Yeah, we need form from dust to
You're looking good you took eight and off by GL right
Yeah, yeah, you're calling crazy. Yeah
Hey didn't specimen of the day. What are you? What are you eating? Speaks? Am I reading eating? I
Know you're smart. We want to talk about what he's reading how to influence people
Thanks for asking longers
No, I'm eating steak you're eating steak. There's a steak on tap here. Yeah, man
Squeaks has like, you know those
Whatever they called what you write in what you need before you show up to a show. He says steak red meat. Oh, okay
Every show squeeze toast
at the wedding just on what's up
You know I had at the wedding cinnamon toast crunch cocktail. How is the business flight over here though? It was not business
There was no one else on the plane private jet
Oh, Tweeks hates lifestyle creep, that's something I know about him.
What do I hate?
Lifestyle creep.
Yeah, big chat.
He wants to commit.
I mean, what was it when you got your webcam set up or whatever and you had like a light
and it just kept falling over every single day, and you just refused to get like a
standing light.
And you were making like thousands.
It wasn't like hundreds of thousands yet, I don't think, but you were making thousands.
Yeah, go.
Get on the mic, JJ.
Now he makes millions and he's still wearing that shirt.
Do you know the meme about your shirt?
We've known each other for like 10 years.
Me and you?
No.
No, me and him.
You're new.
Actually, I've known you... it's 14 years, I think.
14 years.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It's just all Indians, like, we just...
There's an Indian mafia based on it.
I do feel like it's the thing we do.
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
No, just like we all...
It's a very like Indian color.
If his flipper was like half off, he's having black labels.
Bro's an uncle right now.
Yo, it's blood like Indian.
Yeah, he totally is.
I'm gonna purr to my father's hair as well.
I have an air jacket and a kurta.
Just waiting.
He has a kurta.
Actually.
Oh yeah.
Oh what?
Just for funsies.
Sometimes I like to wear it.
What cast would he be?
Hold on.
No comment.
My mom told me that I got the second highest one.
That was so hyped.
How did she know?
She knows from her family.
Her mom was an orphan.
So I don't really know how far, where, and whatever, but she knew.
I'm a warrior.
There we go.
Yeah.
I knew that, bruh.
I can just tell by, like, I look at you, I think warrior.
So wait, what are people saying about the shirt?
Uh, that it's, well, Harry's joke was that it's made of leather.
It's real Italian leather.
Yeah, because we heard it's Italian and then there is like, you kept calling it a leather shirt, which is just so good.
Yeah, I like it. It's just, uh...
There's kind of hauls.
It's just the Italian leather shirt.
You're so good.
Man, you are good.
Of everyone I face today, you're the scariest in the lobby.
And I face Shroud Austin.
You're my gameplayer, my demeanor.
No, you're just terrifying in the lobby, man.
Your reaction time, your map awareness, your teamwork.
This is the three things you're talking about.
You're complicated.
I mean you are a specimen that I've never faced in Counter-Strike and I hope you know that I look forward to seeing you in this next lobby
But I feared you. Oh my god. What the hell?
Helps help. No
Can I give you tip? Yeah cut with the P90 shit. You're not cut out for it. It's not for you
It's not a but now here's a predicament. I got myself in love like you guys got the portos today
Yeah, I ate my entire days worth of calories at lunch
I'm probably over so I'm on a full-on like I haven't eaten a calorie since then and I'm starting to feel the sluggishness
And I'm like do I
Just say fuck it and eat more to get my blood sugar back up for this last map or stay strong
Well, you go to the last map. I think it's Red Bull time
Already had like three actually in the middle that in the middle of that game. I was like tingling do it do it for a pack a
Little for your packets locale get a little sugar in you
Mm-hmm. You kind of got to keep it going. Jack. There's no argument to eat more portos
And I think you're trying to make us an argument for yourself to eat more portos
I guys I love you. I'm not really. I'm really gonna try to eat more portos. I'm not I don't need it
I don't need I'll be fine. I've never I've never loaded up ancient in a competitive game cut the P90. Okay
But he's cut he 90s cut. Yeah
Okay, they actually might pull through now. That was very nice of you to tell him that I mean it was ugly to watch
And the Ludwig right now at this event is like the kid who got bullied, grows up, becomes
the bully.
I am wearing, I feel like a...
Just perpetuates a cycle of violence.
T-shirt of a horribly evil character.
Is that Hugo Boss?
That might be the one.
Oh, okay.
There's this Italian guy in Italy.
Oh, shit, really?
A lot of them live there, I think.
And he sold me a suit in Italy.
Was it leather?
It was similar looking.
It was sweaty on the leather seat.
And then he would come to America and he would message
and he'd be like, I'm coming.
Do you want me to stop by your place?
Okay.
And I was like, first time I was like, sure.
And it comes with two suitcases,
dripping sweat, because he'd been lugging it,
always wearing a suit.
I've never seen this guy not wear a suit.
Okay.
And then he'd put the suitcases down.
He'd open it up, it'd be like a ritual, and he'd hang a bunch of clothes in my room, and then he'd be like...
This is from Italy.
This is Italian cotton.
And then, you know, he'd sell me on it.
And I was just so enamored with this, his name's Enzo.
Okay, it better be like really Italian.
Very Italian.
And he'd be like...
He wanted it.
He sounded like that.
And I'm looking at this shirt, and I somehow, in the moment,
because I was so enamored, I was like, yeah, okay, I do want it.
It was six years ago, this is the third time I've worn it.
Okay, it's $500.
Whoa, that's good, though, it's good.
It's cheaper at the time you wear it.
That shirt I've owned, I think it's so ugly,
but I just need to get.
It's not ugly.
I like how orange it is, man.
Yeah, it looks, what?
Don't misinterpret the leather shirt thing as I do.
It's like you're uncomfortable
if you're not wearing like crocs and stuff.
I know what I look like.
I did look in the mirror.
I walked out of the changing room and cutie said you look like a sweet potato
And I said and I said I know
Pookie I think she's floating with me. Yeah, I think she wants some. She's like I love sweet potatoes
Let's go to Disneyland
That is actually pretty good voice line. That is she spams that one
Yeah, I'm job
Yeah, no like
Yeah, like no joke. It's a nice-looking church
Oh, bro, he wants it
You picked what you wanted today
To a 200. Yeah, it's from Italy only three wears from Italy 497 to get dollar up her where dollar up wait
497
Unwashed
Unwashed, yeah, I've never washed it because if I put in the dryer it will not fit me. Yeah, okay
I mean I also weigh 185 so maybe just do a swap Dan. You got me
Oh my gosh, uh-oh, we're jumping in.
It's not 1-0, is it?
Okay.
Oh yeah, this makes more sense.
Okay, map two.
Game point, 14-0 in Aden.
Time to yank some cocks.
Rip them off.
Rip the cock off, it's time.
How'd a good run?
The spot was dangerous.
Didn't get run out of his spot.
Perfect man. Flom coming through that smoke.
Timed it up.
Nice execute.
I believe it was
Shroud's team, which I was a part of, who went up against Team Flom on ancient.
And they're pretty good. They took it utility.
Oh the backpack takes no damage.
That's a good retake though.
Nothing's PKK, it's hot today.
Another 3J.
Lean up!
Tough start.
Medical bag, yeah.
Shot at the duffel.
Quiet on the flammele side
Spookly's got like a 20,000 milliamp battery to charge twitch chat is not a death right now
good battery
Oh
They're gonna get a lot she's a good
Dude what's characters first purchase? Oh my god
Wow he actually went for that
That's unbelievable what a fucker dude last night. He sits there. He goes, okay. It's cut. Wow. Why don't land is insane
This is a lying online is okay
Little video of the night that they're playing for but mostly just a video of people on the couch
You think he buys it again, no, okay, it's gone. He's chasing up. I guess the point was proved
Think a good rule of thumb is anything love it says in CS2 do the opposite
Then you might profit off of that, okay
It's rough reading
Fine to give up mid here nothing with red he opened while moving in
Promise queues though they can clean up
Long with the flam.
Squeaks is on the whisper meta.
Look at this flank coming in through heaven.
They're both so aware though.
Oh, look, he's dead.
And the close up.
Uh-oh, B-play.
It's just about courage.
He's just got to make that way back.
He's put the P90 down.
He's dawning at M4.
This is the time.
They don't have a smoke, so he could find a timing.
There it is.
P98 doing that.
It's a 1v2 flam.
He's won these before
Grouping up here could even be rough like you're gonna say well, you don't want to get lined up
That's a way to get around
Actually, no different round.
Those are the strikes again.
Don't worry about it. I just can't get laid.
What was the score the last time they played ancient?
Like they crushed? I can't remember.
13-10.
13-10, okay, yeah.
13-10, yeah.
But it was a really rough T side.
I think they were 9-3 going in.
Yeah, then lost 7.
They're getting ready to go.
Full hit.
Wait for that flash.
Hit snoco.
Square on.
Oh excellent entry for Manor.
Related spam this.
They have a good backstab coming in.
Yeah where's nothing?
Is it nothing?
Yeah.
Closing in with the M4.
this waiting they have a good backstab coming in yeah where's nothing is it
nothing yeah closing in with the m4
it's the wrong guy on the ground like you can't afford to die to him now it's
just got no teammates left over this flash should work
oh no it doesn't it doesn't matter there's actually a chance he can run at
this missing a smoke that would be huge it's also like the two top performers
through the flum squad nice and easy okay flums working up he's locked in now
he's doing the late rounds Mark is biting the dead mark of banana what was
the bet again I really don't know wow I bet you wouldn't open the gold I actually
think it was a CS2 game if I got more kills than her because we've done a
lot of those bets. How long does she have to...
There's two games, but this is her fourth game or fifth game? I think the reason she
said she hasn't taken it off is because it's like good luck at this point.
Oh yeah, you still want to change things up. Oh look at this. Man, like ships in the night.
Oh no. And now he's armed. Another backstab!
Oh, that's ugly.
So that's how to P90.
Well, this has been nothing but a great position, though,
even if they get the bomb down.
Fuzzi's position is so weird.
It's what?
They're going to push this, actually.
They have a B-side.
This is the right move.
They got to clear this.
Whoa.
He's got his one.
I mean, maybe you could still win this.
You got the AK on nothing.
I feel like you give it a go.
It's a nice rotation though from F1, they got time to set up.
Fusey down the ramp, Squeaks goes long, open plant.
Nothing, timing again here.
No, he didn't wear USP!
No shot, he did that with the USP.
Now they're clearing it out, there's no way he should be, he's wrapped short though.
Squeaks has good timing, they don't have a kit.
He does, that's a smart move.
Big kick up!
Wait a second.
Ahhhh!
And that's it!
Time for the defuse.
Good shit!
Have you ever had it frozen?
Yeah.
OK.
I hit 205 pounds.
I've eaten.
You're just keeping the company afloat at that point.
Smuckers.
Fairly sane afloat at that point.
Very buoyant.
Ooh.
It's a kill on flam.
Oh, dear.
I don't think it's going to be about this.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna go through the smoke.
I've always been very front of the pack since getting on to ancient.
A little bit, just like a, you know, let Fuzuli go through.
Send them all into the Meek Rinder, go through and beat a hero.
If you're good, you should beat.
Yeah.
Tell that to Donk.
I'm running like a crazy person.
Yep.
All right.
That's sound good.
That's good.
I actually like that.
That is exactly your call.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about that.
We're just trying to get bomb down for this round.
All right.
Fulika is just trying to get bomb down.
Running at 8-5.
This is going to work.
It's going to come in like bailings.
Yeah, they didn't know what to challenge them on site.
That encourage us here.
They just got to sit at the signpost.
No, just keep it coming out.
Oh.
What's that?
I saw the plong.
She has to get to the site, that one's getting spotted.
I don't know, she might be good.
Nice play from nothing.
Bomb denied, no chops.
Yeah, I think maybe Jake needs to just fight through for the plant rather than turning to fight Curd.
This is a more hip movement, but not a lot of movement, yeah.
There's just three, yeah, T-side just whatever, get through it, doesn't matter how ugly the
rounds are.
I like it's a lot of just group stuff you know go together like get two kills
Not that they've done that in any of these mid-takes. It's gonna be going horribly, but...
Oh! That's more like it! Get a touch sound.
Alright.
They want more smoke. That squeaks, man. Insta.
Okay, nothing knows you need to make a big boy play.
No one's looking. No one's considering it. Nothing's closing in for a backstab.
Courage is buying time. Nothing's dead.
Jakey with a turnaround has saved him.
Courage is good at being able to ride.
Like, I feel like he works around the box really well.
I think he can pull for sure.
What about a pole?
I haven't seen it.
I haven't had the opportunity.
But tonight might be my night.
Courage works for ones.
He buys the steak dinner at the strip club.
That's what's found in last night I heard.
But that steak smells crazy.
Is this sushi?
under the sea
Careful the ball
Gotta move a bit
Oh, that was just I get cool guys don't look at explosions so
I took the risk, I wanted to get them to keep on the out.
Can you drop one on here?
Oh yeah, I kinda can.
You can drop it.
Can I?
You can.
Can somebody drop me a flash?
Boosley's got like one of those rubber balls in her body, like she can't stop bouncing around.
Can you guys kind of go mid again?
Just a flash?
Can you flash?
I dropped, sorry.
You got it?
I'm going to come in here.
I'll figure out what's that about.
Just an old in mid fight where about to have like the round end in seconds
They'll find out about that later
33 but they lost squeaks and flown again. They're always first out
It's a good a push right now from is that courage all the way through on the back step. Yeah, he likes a flange do this
That is awkward. That could be devastating. Oh and he gives it up, gets one runs away, 3-0-1.
Jakey clutch. Jakey's looking for his big round.
There's going to be another guy inside.
Yeah.
Oh, look at all walk through. Oh man, he's playing best psycho.
Fourth dimensional underwater upside down chest right now.
No go, no go, walks up on it.
Good hold on Aiden, let's go baby.
Thank you, thank you.
Fucking piece of shit.
Thanks guys, thanks.
I have a weird stand on my shirt.
Might as well come now.
Okay, look at Flon, bye.
Finally.
This is his first time bringing it out on Aiden.
Yeah, he only started off being in the last couple games really, that's why.
That's two, it was the first time he pulled it out, and it looked really good to be back.
It's like he was just handicapping himself, just to make it more competitive.
That's fair.
Let's see what this little rat does.
Oh, for first, gotta see how B gets on.
There it is.
Oh my god!
How did he hit that?
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, it's hopefully for nothing, but he's recovered!
Oh my god!
Oh my, from triple entry, oh!
How are you doing this?
He's hit every shot he's taken.
But both here, you wouldn't think, so they're playing so safe.
He can't hunt down the crossfire, but he also knows it.
He's making the right move again.
So smart in these 1vx's.
Poor Molly.
He's synthesized the data.
It's going to be an A plant and when the bomb goes down with the Mali, they're going to be so scared about trying to approach him.
He has a super good line through CT. He can play it into A main if he wants to.
They don't have a smoke.
So this is an ace clutch if he wants to.
Well it's an ace and a clutch, but it's not a 1v5.
I really had to push up my glasses before I said that, okay.
There's his first chance.
Oh, God!
Come on, dude!
Good trade.
Smalling holders?
Whoa!
No, he's got it.
They got a kit?
Yeah.
Okay.
Whoo!
Hey, play back, dude, though.
No spacing, right?
I know they're up against the orb.
No, they're up against the all.
That shot that he gave himself is like,
you have 0.1 second to hit that.
He's kind of been him, though.
True.
How many rounds did we say we wanted them to get?
T side, like, three?
Three, I feel like.
Which they've done.
Yeah.
OK.
And they're going to say, oh, they're buying again.
I guess they're.
They're like, no, Utah.
Fusely kind of coming like a crazy person,
I think it's a call.
Any play?
Yeah.
Do it quickly.
Tip of the spear here.
Foosley.
Sites wide open.
Yep.
Just got to be courage on this.
Again, moving Leeball.
He's going to fall back.
They're fine-loading the plant go down in previous rounds.
High damage on spam.
Moving.
Smosh.
Push.
Oh, damn.
But he shouldn't get anything done.
They got a plant though.
I mean, that just needs to be...
He's telling the team to stay aggressive.
I see.
Oh, he knows.
No.
Could be big.
Then finish him off.
What?
Jakey!
What more of a boy would have done it?
Keep pick up courage next in.
We'll catch him.
Where is this?
Oh, no!
Don't do it.
Oh!
Oh, it's still where the ball is.
He's got a smoke kit.
You can throw another one down.
There's your smokes everywhere.
That's good from Flom. That's a big mistake from Courage.
I say, Choke Drowned.
That looked like sushi I would do. I'm really empathizing in this moment.
Because when he said smoke bomb, he thought about it and he's like, I have a plan.
Let me smoke nothing and then swing it.
Yeah. That was a double on his shoulder right there.
There's an Ego by as well for team nothing over here.
Yeah.
One clock.
Nothing but a clock for courage.
Plus it's a symbol for a Deagle, I don't know.
Five-seven.
Oh, this could be interesting, actually.
They played it, man.
They lost it.
They're behind it.
Okay.
A lot of extra damage.
Nothing.
We just got flashed in and coughing, but another bit of a whiff, and nothing.
Yes.
That's a good lock.
Dude, look at the back-stab deriving, dude.
Yep.
Yep, Aiden's right there. Can't whip this, it's not dust two tunnels.
Oh, we can't chase it down. That's the right move.
But Yingling ready with a second... ooh, and a 1v3.
I'm not meant to be, so that is eight rounds on the half.
Not bad. Yeah.
Team R is five rounds away from the trophy.
Oh, a real... A prize.
A skins.
From the prize.
Hypothetical trophy, metaphorical trophy.
The skin column.
Sounds like someone who had sacrificed.
We love you, Chibley.
Chibley?
Shut up, Chibley.
Hayden, five rounds away from trading four of his knives.
And because he's literally giving four skins away.
Oh my goodness. Oh man, I couldn't get any less hungry.
Oh, you've done so good all day.
We've got all this time.
Oh man, the time. That's chicken head.
You can't be crashing out in the pool.
What do you mean? You're just like, come on.
I think he's just so demoralizing to start T-side on this map.
It's been rough on a lot of them, but everyone's kind of struggled with the T-hugs.
But like, I know if it's game one, you believe that you can come back when you've been playing all day.
You're a little bit more out of it.
Yeah, I mean, Courage has been trying to balance his insulin levels all day.
Just, carefully.
And right now, right now is the greatest.
It's all this long go
Nothing spamming push-ups
They kick it off and then a bunch of push-ups
I'm not sure where that leads us
Big shots
Nice!
Two's awesome
That might be enough here
Nothing alive, but only nothing
Oh, Janky
We're back
Confidence from Janky, by the way
Totally a 1v1
She's still coming.
It's crazy.
She emotes after every win.
Maybe give her a skin.
Fortnite skin.
Shit that a years ago.
It's just the end of the green bit man.
You can bring it up whatever.
It's so good.
I don't think any team's one more pistol rounds though.
I'd be nervous here
Luckily blocks known a's one flash for nothing. I'm outside
So where
I'm loving those gray. I know it looks so good. It looks like
I think they're like it's an in-memorium.
Oh, wow.
First fire.
Can you go pick up an M4A1? I don't know where that was.
Got a glock kill.
MP5.
You just never see it.
It's like a ho-ho.
It just sounds gross, the MP5, man.
Yeah, sounds like a PES dispenser.
Alright, it's closing up.
But we have a gun round now.
They're cooling positions.
I'm gonna like, not push all the way down.
I'm gonna have to do the same with fire.
I'm gonna drop it in my life.
Oh!
I'm taking a bit of extra time to figure out the bye.
Meanwhile, the teams are very committed to their idea.
But it looks like MET is secured for now.
Got a little of the pocket strats that flung called in the first half. I think
that's what's gonna be needed to take this over the line.
Last time they played ancient, flung's squad was so good at controlling
middle. So they got Fuzly holding down here.
because smoked off here stuck behind there so get any playing retake yeah oh
she coming through it she flashed oh my goodness I think she if she had not
flashed herself yeah yeah flums going in
I'm going to need some help here. It's on its way, but it's dead straight away.
They're holding back really well.
Oh, they're all going in.
Uh-oh.
It's chaos across the board.
Oh, man.
They're not just going to talk through courage big double.
They don't even have more blind kills in this map than sight kills.
Shit.
It's hard. It's going crazy.
I think Goddard's coming back up.
I bet he's telling himself, if I win this I get one more.
I've earned it.
They say chess players burn 5,000 calories playing a game, I'm probably close.
I actually asked a chess player about that, he said it's all nonsense.
I must have been a chess player if they said nonsense.
That's just bollocks.
Okay
Like a force by a team from here, right? Yeah, they've put all their money in it's quite risky, man
It's late in the game. They've gone for the buy
They lose this they didn't have a lot of chances left to
Fusely needs this
And a lot of
little dangerous nothing's alive
don't go to the molly temple that's what he needs to do
don't think you realize both of them slipped in they're gonna go around the wall
yeah and it's a nice gap
team from have to play active if they don't they lose the info
oh yeah
that's from dead as well that might be enough
Yeah, I know they can just lock him off here.
And it's got a clutch, but it's not going to be an easy one.
That's going to bleed a lot of time off the clock.
Okay, maybe there's a chance she gets a peek.
Jump spot sees nothing, but oh, running.
Just out of the time to go slow. I feel like you have to go quick.
It's bad to us
Yeah, they're gonna have to go fully go try to hold the ground at 11 game slipping away now
I actually want to give some credit to Aiden, the only negative player on his team right
now.
This guy's unique.
This guy is the one of a kind, an original player.
Oh, that's gonna be really good.
The nade hit crazy.
They actually didn't touch the corner.
I'm going to chase this down.
They really want B.
I mean, they do that thing where it's like,
hey, do you want to stack B and it worked.
But they're not going to.
Man, I mean, that Molly landing didn't see anything.
They still have to have the awareness to clear it.
No goes up here.
Close by himself, fought with that one trade.
And they know about the last two guys.
Oh, nice think.
But not enough. It goes and squeaks 1B3.
three. There's a new sheriff in town. Yee-haw.
Ah, step-maid, now they know.
They peeked in together, squeaks, that's a
cracking shot.
There was a meaty first, but the eco that might be necessary.
Power just jumped in for one away from championship point.
This is everything.
I had a feeling I tried to hang out with him.
That's all I got.
Powerage admitting he doesn't know the map, all the calls, but he is giving his best game of the day.
Wow.
Too many skill points into Dust 2 for no reason.
Yeah.
Back of knowledge is power.
Ignorance is bliss.
That's a better one.
Plank as well, so Donut, this just gets walked into.
Oh, finished off.
I mean, they're killing courage, now can reset for bomb, and the whole time Noko is
drawing in a tag.
Yeah, I mean...
This is going to work out, and will mean courage should be clutching.
He just needs to run.
Directly there.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I think they might fumble a bag here.
Hmm.
He's got all the naves, so if he just walks into B, he's round.
Oh no!
Oh, that bomb's all the way where?
I got the elbow right here.
What does that mean?
Just wait, just wait.
You see this?
Oh, what?
Oh, caught out in the open.
Okay, now he must collage.
Surely dead on the plant out in the open.
Nice and easy.
Okay, they can stay. They can still win.
Doesn't help you balance the budget. Aiden wins the knife.
Do you think that goes to the company?
He sold a car for a knife. He doesn't need another.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, it's an eco, which is scary with this team.
True, and nothing has a carry.
Nothing for nothing is to be rushed.
There's a lot of convection in there.
It's even a simple storming this site from still here in cave.
Nothing's at least there. The gun's gone.
Gengling clutch, keep happening, gap closes even more.
Hemphuzia mode, one more time.
I was just doing it for nine hours.
Oh they are still broke, they did a little force.
is trapped though he's got a AK full grenades guys I just checked my phone we
got a message from Counter Strike official Twitter 40 minutes ago they
said watching a stream right now let me hear your thoughts on the incoming CS
cash we should be playing cash right now right now let third map should just
be forced I can make that happen yeah I thought I forced the third map yeah
Yeah, okay. I'll plug it a couple of pieces.
Okay. That's a good ass nade.
Oh, they're breaking through.
That's right, they're all hurt.
Oh man, any utility coming back here would be huge, but they don't have any.
Oh, Spam's even connected for Flom.
They're not scared of this.
Oh, I still get that.
Oh no.
Oh, he's leaving.
Down to this, 1v1, Aiden versus Flom, swings on!
You've got to be at the most of my enemies!
How can you doubt him?
Not good at basketball, but...
Damn, he's a giant in Counter-Strike!
He just wants to make his boss proud.
And you got to guess.
You got to give that throw, it was a good shot.
Attacked it head-on, didn't think twice about planting.
He lives for Ludwig's validation, and I think he's finally earned it.
That's going to be the moment, too. Fuck, it's all redeemed.
If they win off that right now, then look at this shit by...
Might as well play this bomb for the fourth time, will it work?
No.
It's like they knew!
The end is near.
Aiden's got big mode in the final couple of rounds.
The trades are getting better and better.
He might end even.
One kill will do it.
Fallen another couple of 28 frags.
Oh.
And all that just to lose.
It's right there, two on four.
Aiden hits, even score, and Hannah makes sure
he ends negative, but they will end with a win.
Here's the chance.
Oh, they've done it.
Yeah!
He's changed.
The greatest day of his life.
All it took was rigging the competition for Aiden to finally win.
And the greatest captain, nothing coming through with one hell of a game.
Nothing, Gilbert.
He's still going.
A beating heart of A.C.S. for the longest time.
We're going to the game, still putting on the chart, hoping for voicers.
He's called it a top five win in his books, in his career.
For Aiden, it might be number one.
Last to stand up.
Team Swambley, dude.
You can see all those teeth.
Woah! Fucking Eileen's here!
And of course, Lovewin couldn't be happier for him.
Okay.
We're going to get him in there and get some words from the winners.
Love's going to go in there.
He's going to go in there.
Love moving in.
He's even got a cue card.
Shout out to the official counter.
Watch your head, it is so thrilled.
Let's get to try Ruin his day.
Ruin his moment.
You did it, buddy!
You did it!
Wow, what a good job!
Your whole playing together.
What a good job!
My elaborate plan to get my boss to 5-9.
And obviously, I have to say, congratulations.
As the only negative player on your team,
do you feel like you did enough to deserve a knight?
I absolutely did. I absolutely did.
Did you watch CT?
Sorry, thank you Alienware for sponsoring the CS2 creator presentation on the hardware.
That's so incredible.
Sorry, everyone is playing on the new monitors, including the new 27-inch OLED,
that people like Tom's guy is saying is too good to be true.
Ah!
Go ahead.
Uh, the cutie... I'm not done.
Cutie OLED means you're seeing games the way they're meant to be seen.
Everything reads cleaner, lighting looks more distinct,
where the contrast between light and shadow actually matters.
I like the monitor.
Check out Alienware.
Check out n-word.com for more info.
Sorry, what are you gonna say?
I like the product.
No, actually, seriously though.
You won the event.
You had a clutch round where you beat Flaum 1v1?
Yeah.
What were you thinking there?
Uh, I realized that I had been-
Thank you to Red Bull for sponsoring this-
It's okay, don't-
This one.
You knew he was there.
You didn't even think to plant, you pushed him.
No, I- I knew he was there,
And I know that corner is like like the timing I had I was like I'm not gonna
Be scared because I think I was playing really bad earlier when I was like the most nervous and
I was like he only has a second to like either jump up into temple
Which is like a really awkward timing where like maybe I can catch it when he's jumping or he's just stuck in that spot
So if I just ego swing him I'll kill
That's it. It's the same spot. He got stuck in the 1v2 where he almost clutched with the off
I think no, go swallow them
It's a hard spot to play out of once they know you're there. Yeah, it's like annoying at first, but then once you yeah
Are you happy with your team? Yeah, we I thought the last two games we like really
You know talk to them after this like there's no love for it. So you guys hired mercenaries
I talked to you nearly every day. He's not gonna be around tomorrow
He's not gonna be around any more. Okay, so you're gonna go bad for him aside from me. I
I played basketball with Nelko so I'll keep talking to him.
But he plays moonscape all day.
He's playing Russ.
Russ.
Similar minds.
Also with an honor.
Probably the same.
Nothing.
Maybe I'll pay for coaching so he wants to hang out with me.
Okay, there we go.
And then, I mean, Courage is just a lecture.
But he does his own thing.
I've never seen him around.
That's true.
He brings the energy.
He does bring the energy.
That's why I was like our team, I think we have like no weak links.
I think our team was just like really, really rounded and I was happy about that.
Almost all the players were positive that game.
Almost all.
But only one of them knows all of the elbow smokes from every spot.
I don't know who that is, I don't know who went negative, I'm just saying great
job dude.
And you did great too.
And to the people who said rig, what do you say?
To the people who said rig, there were four captains who passed me up.
How about that?
So there's five captains total?
Wait, there's three.
So how did that work?
Can we reach in time?
Yeah, yeah.
So to the people who said rig, what do you say?
There were three captains who passed me out.
And it could have been, you could have drafted me.
You still the same though.
No, I, you went...
It's Jordan!
I didn't think no one else would be able to hold you down.
Hey man.
Hey dude.
Two on finals.
Yeah.
You kind of played awesome.
Hey man. Hey dude. It's your finals. Yeah. You kind of played awesome. I played alright. I couldn't play a little better. You thought so? Yeah. What were you not happy with? I liked these. I've made a couple plays and I feel like I have to bait in the plays because I can make an excuse for that.
You took over IGL the whole finals, right? Yeah. I don't think it did much. Yeah, he likes some calls. Maybe mid rounds. Yeah. But you said like the early play of the tone. Yeah, yeah. Like he said he knows the elbows. He knows the elbows most. He got that.
Was the elbow smoke, he got that long.
Drastic energy.
Yeah.
So you're happy overall with the team?
Yeah, it was cool.
Like, you know, I didn't get a first pick,
but he said like, we had to do our best to rig it.
You were last pick.
I was last pick.
Everyone couldn't pick the player you chose first,
but they passed over your hit.
And I get it, Squeaks is a good player,
Timmy's a good player.
It's all about that floor.
You gotta raise the floor.
And you had a high floor.
Yeah, I think so.
High floor, most of the time.
Yeah, and then Jack was supposed to be a floor.
He came out with some big rounds
He did. P90 that last game.
And 4 push on new early versus Austin's team and Browns.
If I can pull you over to the screen with as much a nod to the winner, do you care what you get?
I mean, I have a blue, I'm a sapphire, so I'm like a green or red with this rule.
So you're just going off color.
Yeah, I'm trying to be team player though, so I like those.
See what people don't have.
You know, I'll do a little research for you. I lost ground.
Thanks for coming through man. Appreciate it.
Will you ever talk to Aiden after this, like in two years? Be honest.
He said he would too.
Piece of shit.
Courage, JD.
Yes, sir.
Congrats, brother.
Thank you.
What night do you take home?
Is there one in your eye?
I like the pointy blue one.
Because I have blue eyes.
The stiletto?
Yeah, the stiletto.
Because I got blue eyes.
Okay, there we go.
Nick, what should I do?
Oh, you can have that.
No, man, I'm humble.
You can have that.
Alright, I'll take it.
That's easy.
Thanks for having me. Appreciate it.
Before we go, we've got to talk to the fan favorites.
I'm taking a picture right now.
I feel like you lost the series, but you gained family for life.
Yeah.
I feel like the Flamely of all the teams has the highest chance of playing together in
a five-stack again.
Oh yeah.
Big time.
Oh no, we're running.
We're running.
We're running again.
Yeah, yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
100%.
We were running it already.
He's actually our dad.
Why?
I think it's about the vibe and we're a vibe-based team and that led us to victory in a couple rounds but
we did come up short and congratulations the other team but ultimately I think at the end we won in
the heart and that's what really matters.
Who are the fans? Rick and Kaka.
A lot of people are saying that.
No it's Rick.
It's Rick. It's Rip and Yank.
Yanky Makako is with my old user name, but it's Rip.
Yanky Makako.
Yanky Makako, write something to relate.
Oh, like a Russian guy. Yanky Makako.
Yes, yeah.
Yeah, he's the goat.
He's not ever mean. He's just insightful.
That was my fault. That was my fault for the rest of the game.
Oopsies.
Oops and I'm scared.
This is why you don't get a lot more than this.
All right, we'll have Sub. Shout out to Flamalee.
Let's close out the show by going to the couch and having to say their device to the couch.
Sub you Flamalee. Goodbye.
Flamalee.
Damien, if you're good, I was hoping you would.
We almost came back to you.
I think the energy...
Shout out to Flamalee.
Second place here at the CS minor.
We got some great content out there.
Dude, this was great.
So many great rounds.
It was a load of fun.
obviously casting with you guys and getting to meet everybody.
We got to see the yard set.
We got to see a bunch of streamers that we've only seen on TV before.
And we love having an event for CS2 that just involves some new audiences.
Yeah.
I mean, we're always a game that feels like we're a bunch of elitists and it's hard to break in.
But obviously, what was it?
This was fun.
Yeah, it really was.
You know, like, and honestly, I thought the level was going to be like complete whole shit.
Yeah.
But it was actually good.
Yeah, it was actually very good.
They were kind of done their homework too.
I like how eternal CS is.
Like everyone here playing all the time,
like history in the game.
People who played the game 10 years ago,
people who just picked up the game in the last year.
1.6 players, go players.
Two players, everyone loves CS.
You played a game before you've run into Counterstrike
at some point in history.
And it's great that we can all meet up again in CS too.
So thank you everybody in chat for joining us.
That's going to be the Ludwig out of this world.
Alienware AT&T CS2 minor event of the year brought to you by Red Bull as well shot a slime one more time
Let's meet up for the CS2 minor on the super cruise hell yeah
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I'm going.
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You're my one and only, one.
Here is the win.