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I'm just- it's a real thing."}, {"start": 18.6, "end": 19.7, "text": " I'm going non-verbal."}, {"start": 19.7, "end": 20.2, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 20.2, "end": 22.400000000000002, "text": " You're a streamer, you can non-verbal."}, {"start": 22.400000000000002, "end": 22.900000000000002, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 22.900000000000002, "end": 24.2, "text": " You can't!"}, {"start": 24.2, "end": 25.1, "text": " You really can't."}, {"start": 25.1, "end": 26.1, "text": " I'm going non-verbal."}, {"start": 26.1, "end": 27.1, "text": " Can you guys just do the-"}, {"start": 27.1, "end": 27.8, "text": " It's so sweet."}, {"start": 27.8, "end": 29.6, "text": " Wait, you had to come on all our chats."}, {"start": 29.6, "end": 30.6, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 30.6, "end": 31.6, "text": " Oh, no you didn't."}, {"start": 31.6, "end": 32.6, "text": " Yes, I did."}, {"start": 32.6, "end": 33.6, "text": " No, he's doing nothing."}, {"start": 33.6, "end": 34.6, "text": " Sharing chats enabled."}, {"start": 34.6, "end": 38.68, "text": " He doesn't let us go live, so that everyone's like, oh, did you not enable our streams"}, {"start": 38.68, "end": 39.68, "text": " yet?"}, {"start": 39.68, "end": 42.6, "text": " What do you mean, I'm not doing it, Niko's doing it."}, {"start": 42.6, "end": 43.6, "text": " Sorry, Niko."}, {"start": 43.6, "end": 45.24, "text": " Okay, that's it."}, {"start": 45.24, "end": 46.24, "text": " A lot of this."}, {"start": 46.24, "end": 49.120000000000005, "text": " That's what I'm getting, a lot of this."}, {"start": 49.120000000000005, "end": 51.6, "text": " So what do you want?"}, {"start": 51.6, "end": 52.6, "text": " I'm nervous."}, {"start": 52.6, "end": 54.24, "text": " Why are you nervous?"}, {"start": 54.24, "end": 55.24, "text": " Because I'm being perceived."}, {"start": 55.24, "end": 56.24, "text": " He's not nervous."}, {"start": 56.24, "end": 57.24, "text": " He's nervous."}, {"start": 57.24, "end": 58.24, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 58.24, "end": 62.72, "text": " Squeeze literally gets nervous at nothing. Can you guys like me? All right, it's a share chat"}, {"start": 65.22, "end": 68.46000000000001, "text": " We're genuinely in okay, are we in our right positions?"}, {"start": 69.5, "end": 71.5, "text": " Yeah, oh"}, {"start": 71.5, "end": 72.5, "text": " That's a good idea."}, {"start": 72.5, "end": 73.5, "text": " No, wait."}, {"start": 73.5, "end": 74.5, "text": " Who's F?"}, {"start": 74.5, "end": 75.5, "text": " Uh, who's Lee?"}, {"start": 75.5, "end": 76.5, "text": " You need to go to the F."}, {"start": 76.5, "end": 77.5, "text": " It should be F."}, {"start": 77.5, "end": 78.5, "text": " F?"}, {"start": 78.5, "end": 79.5, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 79.5, "end": 80.5, "text": " That's a right?"}, {"start": 80.5, "end": 81.5, "text": " We wanted to sit F."}, {"start": 81.5, "end": 82.5, "text": " No, we wanted to sit F."}, {"start": 82.5, "end": 83.5, "text": " We have to."}, {"start": 83.5, "end": 84.5, "text": " We have to do it."}, {"start": 84.5, "end": 85.5, "text": " It's F though."}, {"start": 85.5, "end": 86.5, "text": " I'm not part of the group anyway."}, {"start": 86.5, "end": 87.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 87.5, "end": 88.5, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 88.5, "end": 89.5, "text": " He has been talking like he's too good for the group."}, {"start": 89.5, "end": 90.5, "text": " All right, look."}, {"start": 90.5, "end": 91.5, "text": " It's all there."}, {"start": 91.5, "end": 92.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 92.5, "end": 93.5, "text": " But we're going to chat."}, {"start": 93.5, "end": 94.5, "text": " Chat show."}, {"start": 94.5, "end": 95.5, "text": " Hi, everyone."}, {"start": 95.5, "end": 96.5, "text": " Oh, we're going to YouTube chat today."}, {"start": 96.5, "end": 97.5, "text": " Oh, sorry."}, {"start": 97.5, "end": 98.5, "text": " YouTube."}, {"start": 98.5, "end": 99.5, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 99.5, "end": 100.5, "text": " Okay, I guess we don't want anyone to go in here."}, {"start": 100.5, "end": 101.78, "text": " I'm not even live on YouTube yet."}, {"start": 101.78, "end": 102.62, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 102.62, "end": 105.02, "text": " Oh, you're live now, you're live now."}, {"start": 105.02, "end": 105.7, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 105.7, "end": 106.06, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 106.06, "end": 107.34, "text": " He really does hate us."}, {"start": 107.34, "end": 109.46000000000001, "text": " No, we have your YouTube channel to save his mom."}, {"start": 109.46000000000001, "end": 110.66, "text": " Yeah, you know, they all."}, {"start": 110.66, "end": 111.62, "text": " They're so needy, bro."}, {"start": 111.62, "end": 112.66, "text": " They get really sad."}, {"start": 112.66, "end": 115.5, "text": " But the funny thing is, you know how my people on YouTube"}, {"start": 115.5, "end": 118.94, "text": " watch on YouTube and chat in the chat arena?"}, {"start": 118.94, "end": 119.94, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 119.94, "end": 121.86, "text": " So they're like trying to role play being sad,"}, {"start": 121.86, "end": 123.62, "text": " but they literally are chatting in."}, {"start": 123.62, "end": 125.9, "text": " Wait, but on YouTube, don't you have people whose name"}, {"start": 125.9, "end": 129.1, "text": " is like John Park 1991 telling everyone about himself?"}, {"start": 129.1, "end": 130.1, "text": " We're tossing him."}, {"start": 130.1, "end": 136.22, "text": " That's a true. You have Luke Jaden Russell. Yeah, like I'm sure he was probably that's probably a street number"}, {"start": 136.22, "end": 138.45999999999998, "text": " I rather be told to kill myself by Zara goal"}, {"start": 142.01999999999998, "end": 143.57999999999998, "text": " I'm not reading that"}, {"start": 143.57999999999998, "end": 147.18, "text": " Squeaks viewers who are not live on Squeaks channel here's person not to be live"}, {"start": 147.62, "end": 152.94, "text": " Squeaks daily if you upload any of this footage you are dead. No, you're free to upload it squeaks daily"}, {"start": 152.94, "end": 154.54, "text": " I think if you're actually"}, {"start": 154.54, "end": 158.06, "text": " Ironically, please upload if I see a single second of it, you know"}, {"start": 163.73999999999998, "end": 166.79999999999998, "text": " I'm not this calculating guy. I just thought you know"}, {"start": 170.22, "end": 172.22, "text": " Why aren't they in excellent order"}, {"start": 184.54, "end": 188.54, "text": " I have to take this coffee bar."}, {"start": 188.54, "end": 190.54, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 190.54, "end": 192.54, "text": " Do you understand what this is?"}, {"start": 192.54, "end": 195.54, "text": " Look, I zoomed in so your cocks cut out."}, {"start": 195.54, "end": 197.54, "text": " It's like a cock shot."}, {"start": 197.54, "end": 199.54, "text": " It's a cock shot. I don't want the cock shot out."}, {"start": 199.54, "end": 201.54, "text": " No, that in S."}, {"start": 201.54, "end": 202.54, "text": " You're L."}, {"start": 202.54, "end": 203.54, "text": " You are an L."}, {"start": 203.54, "end": 205.54, "text": " Why are you sad about that?"}, {"start": 205.54, "end": 206.54, "text": " Wait, listen, cut it off. Fix it."}, {"start": 206.54, "end": 207.54, "text": " Why did you cut me off?"}, {"start": 207.54, "end": 209.54, "text": " Because if I zoom out, his cocks in it."}, {"start": 209.54, "end": 210.54, "text": " Yeah, but like, you want this?"}, {"start": 210.54, "end": 212.54, "text": " I can do this."}, {"start": 212.54, "end": 218.66, "text": " I can do that and then and then Ray has to just lean in a bit no no no I think I"}, {"start": 218.66, "end": 223.06, "text": " hold the coat catch this way no it doesn't result what do you think you're"}, {"start": 223.06, "end": 226.98, "text": " about you're gonna let all of us I thought I had it wait we're in it we're"}, {"start": 226.98, "end": 235.7, "text": " in it okay I'm gonna zoom out a little bit I'm just gonna try to make sure"}, {"start": 235.7, "end": 240.57999999999998, "text": " his peanuts isn't it don't don't get my peanuts in there tell me stop right"}, {"start": 240.58, "end": 245.10000000000002, "text": " That's good. That's good. I just can't I won't go for the rest of this. Okay. You just have to lean in a bit"}, {"start": 245.10000000000002, "end": 247.10000000000002, "text": " Is that all right? Is it too much? Oh"}, {"start": 251.78, "end": 254.18, "text": " Secure that's gonna be like it's gonna go in like a"}, {"start": 256.7, "end": 259.78000000000003, "text": " Makes his penis of crazy crazy"}, {"start": 260.5, "end": 262.5, "text": " It's the pants. What are you?"}, {"start": 263.62, "end": 265.62, "text": " This is such a crazy"}, {"start": 265.62, "end": 267.62, "text": " I lost it to Leslie."}, {"start": 267.62, "end": 269.62, "text": " Leslie, your YouTube isn't live yet."}, {"start": 269.62, "end": 275.62, "text": " What do you know what I mean for? That's on her. She's a bad YouTube streamer."}, {"start": 275.62, "end": 277.62, "text": " How can he do it?"}, {"start": 277.62, "end": 279.62, "text": " He literally is doing exactly what I said."}, {"start": 279.62, "end": 281.62, "text": " Guys, my God, I have a heartache."}, {"start": 281.62, "end": 283.62, "text": " Just stop streaming on YouTube."}, {"start": 283.62, "end": 285.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 285.62, "end": 287.62, "text": " I don't want to do it on my phone."}, {"start": 287.62, "end": 289.62, "text": " I have to watch it on my YouTube."}, {"start": 289.62, "end": 291.62, "text": " It's like, I feel like the fawns."}, {"start": 291.62, "end": 293.62, "text": " I have one hair."}, {"start": 293.62, "end": 297.62, "text": " This is like, what do you mean, there's like a bushel, there's like some, there's like a wine."}, {"start": 297.62, "end": 298.62, "text": " Oh, are you alive?"}, {"start": 298.62, "end": 299.62, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 299.62, "end": 300.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 300.62, "end": 302.62, "text": " Wait, that's so cool, Nico."}, {"start": 302.62, "end": 303.62, "text": " Thank you, Nico."}, {"start": 303.62, "end": 305.62, "text": " He's like, okay, but uh, wait, oh."}, {"start": 305.62, "end": 307.62, "text": " Uh, but I need to add it to something."}, {"start": 307.62, "end": 309.62, "text": " Wait, I sent you my thing."}, {"start": 309.62, "end": 311.62, "text": " No, he sent it to me."}, {"start": 311.62, "end": 312.62, "text": " Oh my God, is it menu Mondays?"}, {"start": 312.62, "end": 315.62, "text": " Wait, we should do menu Mondays."}, {"start": 315.62, "end": 316.62, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 316.62, "end": 319.62, "text": " We have to only be in menus for the entire screen."}, {"start": 319.62, "end": 321.62, "text": " Oh my God, menu Mondays such a throwback."}, {"start": 321.62, "end": 322.62, "text": " I used to do menu Mondays."}, {"start": 322.62, "end": 327.42, "text": " Mondays I do the most requested game on my channel and only be in the menu just"}, {"start": 327.42, "end": 332.52, "text": " the baby just piss people off just settings and just everything and never"}, {"start": 332.52, "end": 337.06, "text": " play the game here bro what do you think's going on here I'm going to add"}, {"start": 337.06, "end": 346.14, "text": " all he said I wasn't supposed to really yes go to the discord go to discord right"}, {"start": 346.14, "end": 352.14, "text": " now. I want to tell you guys how gay Ludwig and Squeaks were earlier. What? Oh, with the"}, {"start": 352.14, "end": 357.65999999999997, "text": " ring pop. I have to tell you about that. Expose them. Oh my gosh. What happens off stream?"}, {"start": 357.65999999999997, "end": 362.58, "text": " No, no, no. I'm telling them. Do I need to do anything on my ingest or do you got it?"}, {"start": 362.58, "end": 367.58, "text": " He said you got it. Sure. But it's not live. The issue isn't that it's not pushing"}, {"start": 367.58, "end": 371.26, "text": " to YouTube is that you didn't hit go live on YouTube. What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 371.26, "end": 377.42, "text": " you push live YouTube yet to go live no no I have auto start oh she got you"}, {"start": 377.42, "end": 383.5, "text": " gagged literally gagged literally just don't worry I can figure it out"}, {"start": 383.5, "end": 391.78, "text": " yes I couldn't do it why yes raise insecure how badly she performed no no"}, {"start": 391.78, "end": 397.78, "text": " not that today today maybe realize how slow my reflexes are I don't think it's"}, {"start": 397.78000000000003, "end": 402.90000000000003, "text": " your reflexes. I think it's your aim. I get genuinely stressed out. I do think you're not"}, {"start": 402.90000000000003, "end": 410.50000000000006, "text": " good under high stress environment, high pressure scenarios. I'm really bad at functioning. Yeah,"}, {"start": 410.50000000000006, "end": 415.22, "text": " I think that's real. Okay, hold up. Are you live? We're all live, but there's a shared"}, {"start": 415.22, "end": 419.54, "text": " hype train and somehow Leslie's, like she's got the most subs so far. Wait, I just"}, {"start": 419.54, "end": 422.70000000000005, "text": " How do you know who has the most size?"}, {"start": 422.70000000000005, "end": 425.54, "text": " Cause it said hype train 41% Leslie."}, {"start": 425.54, "end": 426.54, "text": " Wait, is that bad?"}, {"start": 426.54, "end": 427.54, "text": " I got something out."}, {"start": 427.54, "end": 429.3, "text": " I'll have this right now guys."}, {"start": 429.3, "end": 432.14000000000004, "text": " Wait, I need to go live on my channel, huh?"}, {"start": 432.14000000000004, "end": 433.14000000000004, "text": " He's lying."}, {"start": 433.14000000000004, "end": 434.14000000000004, "text": " My hype train."}, {"start": 434.14000000000004, "end": 435.14000000000004, "text": " He's not lying."}, {"start": 435.14000000000004, "end": 436.14000000000004, "text": " Will you guys give me a cut?"}, {"start": 436.14000000000004, "end": 437.14000000000004, "text": " Can we get a Tuzer twig?"}, {"start": 437.14000000000004, "end": 440.54, "text": " Why don't we just go live on your channel, why don't we just click a button?"}, {"start": 440.54, "end": 441.54, "text": " No."}, {"start": 441.54, "end": 443.34000000000003, "text": " You guys don't know how Squeaks works."}, {"start": 443.34000000000003, "end": 444.34000000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 444.34000000000003, "end": 445.34000000000003, "text": " Only I get him really inside and out."}, {"start": 445.34000000000003, "end": 448.34000000000003, "text": " Yeah, because you guys are actually sexual together."}, {"start": 448.34000000000003, "end": 449.66, "text": " Okay, let me tell you about what happened here."}, {"start": 449.66, "end": 450.50000000000006, "text": " Explain the ring pop."}, {"start": 450.50000000000006, "end": 451.34000000000003, "text": " Imagine this."}, {"start": 451.34000000000003, "end": 452.50000000000006, "text": " We're filming a YouTube video, right?"}, {"start": 452.50000000000006, "end": 454.02000000000004, "text": " And it's like a candy jar,"}, {"start": 454.02000000000004, "end": 455.74, "text": " and Squeaks pulls out this ring pop,"}, {"start": 455.74, "end": 456.78000000000003, "text": " and it's green."}, {"start": 456.78000000000003, "end": 459.34000000000003, "text": " Two podcast breakups in one week."}, {"start": 460.90000000000003, "end": 462.42, "text": " First not a podcast."}, {"start": 462.42, "end": 463.46000000000004, "text": " This isn't a podcast."}, {"start": 463.46000000000004, "end": 464.3, "text": " This isn't a podcast."}, {"start": 464.3, "end": 466.70000000000005, "text": " First of all, this is episode two of not a podcast."}, {"start": 466.70000000000005, "end": 468.70000000000005, "text": " No, it's not a podcast."}, {"start": 468.70000000000005, "end": 469.54, "text": " Episode two."}, {"start": 469.54, "end": 470.38000000000005, "text": " Yes, episode two."}, {"start": 470.38000000000005, "end": 471.22, "text": " No, no, it's not."}, {"start": 471.22, "end": 472.06000000000006, "text": " It's not a featuring."}, {"start": 472.06000000000006, "end": 472.90000000000003, "text": " A podcast."}, {"start": 472.90000000000003, "end": 473.82000000000005, "text": " I don't know why we're doing an intro."}, {"start": 473.82000000000005, "end": 474.90000000000003, "text": " It's not even a podcast."}, {"start": 474.90000000000003, "end": 475.74, "text": " It's no need."}, {"start": 475.74, "end": 476.58000000000004, "text": " Episode two."}, {"start": 476.58000000000004, "end": 477.42, "text": " Episode two."}, {"start": 477.42, "end": 479.42, "text": " I won't be able to finish this story."}, {"start": 479.42, "end": 481.42, "text": " What's your story? Sorry, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 481.42, "end": 483.42, "text": " Wait, I feel like we should hold the Patreon."}, {"start": 483.42, "end": 484.42, "text": " We should hold the story."}, {"start": 484.42, "end": 486.42, "text": " Oh yeah, we're launching a Patreon, Leslie and I."}, {"start": 486.42, "end": 488.42, "text": " We just wanted to do a quick little podcast."}, {"start": 488.42, "end": 490.42, "text": " Not a Patreon. Not a Patreon."}, {"start": 490.42, "end": 492.42, "text": " Yeah, not a Patreon. That's going to be the name."}, {"start": 492.42, "end": 494.42, "text": " Not a Patreon. Not a podcast."}, {"start": 494.42, "end": 496.42, "text": " We're going to use your money to elevate the content."}, {"start": 496.42, "end": 498.42, "text": " Okay, I went lower down on the hype train, by the way."}, {"start": 498.42, "end": 500.42, "text": " I'm about 26 raised."}, {"start": 500.42, "end": 502.42, "text": " Oh my god! 3% Hydra! Thank you so much!"}, {"start": 502.42, "end": 504.42, "text": " I got to the X-Most and you really treated me well."}, {"start": 504.42, "end": 505.42, "text": " We'll take number one!"}, {"start": 505.42, "end": 506.42, "text": " Is that racist because I'm Japanese?"}, {"start": 506.42, "end": 507.94, "text": " I thought you were Chinese."}, {"start": 507.94, "end": 508.44, "text": " Both."}, {"start": 508.44, "end": 508.94, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 508.94, "end": 509.94, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 509.94, "end": 510.44, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 510.44, "end": 512.98, "text": " I actually have to play you guys something after Ray talks about."}, {"start": 512.98, "end": 514.4200000000001, "text": " Something about a gay story?"}, {"start": 514.4200000000001, "end": 514.9200000000001, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 514.9200000000001, "end": 515.4200000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 515.4200000000001, "end": 516.4200000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 516.4200000000001, "end": 516.9200000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 516.9200000000001, "end": 518.78, "text": " But where is the Texas speech coming from?"}, {"start": 518.78, "end": 519.4200000000001, "text": " Is it your chance?"}, {"start": 519.4200000000001, "end": 520.4200000000001, "text": " Can we turn off TTS?"}, {"start": 520.4200000000001, "end": 521.4200000000001, "text": " Tim, no more TTS."}, {"start": 521.4200000000001, "end": 524.54, "text": " I'm telling you, I will instantly forget about what I'm thinking about."}, {"start": 524.54, "end": 525.04, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 525.04, "end": 528.1800000000001, "text": " The ring pop sucking incident."}, {"start": 528.1800000000001, "end": 529.0600000000001, "text": " Call Nick?"}, {"start": 529.0600000000001, "end": 529.46, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 529.46, "end": 530.58, "text": " Call Nick England below key."}, {"start": 530.58, "end": 531.34, "text": " I don't have my phone, Dan."}, {"start": 531.34, "end": 531.94, "text": " I have my phone."}, {"start": 531.94, "end": 532.7, "text": " Which has happened?"}, {"start": 532.7, "end": 533.1800000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 533.1800000000001, "end": 534.02, "text": " Is it serious?"}, {"start": 534.02, "end": 535.02, "text": " He's probably at the stadium."}, {"start": 535.02, "end": 537.14, "text": " I deadass don't have my phone."}, {"start": 537.14, "end": 539.1, "text": " Oh, he did, I can vouch you gave it."}, {"start": 541.1, "end": 541.9399999999999, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 541.9399999999999, "end": 543.38, "text": " Yeah, he did throw his phone and I was thinking,"}, {"start": 543.38, "end": 545.38, "text": " why would you throw your phone at your employee?"}, {"start": 545.38, "end": 547.02, "text": " Because like, what if he dropped it?"}, {"start": 547.02, "end": 549.1, "text": " That's pressure for the employee"}, {"start": 549.1, "end": 551.3, "text": " and also you threw it at him."}, {"start": 551.3, "end": 552.38, "text": " Drawing, I guess."}, {"start": 552.38, "end": 553.74, "text": " I'm a really tough boss."}, {"start": 553.74, "end": 555.18, "text": " Like I'll throw shit at my employees."}, {"start": 555.18, "end": 556.06, "text": " I was thinking like, man,"}, {"start": 556.06, "end": 557.78, "text": " that would suck if he dropped your phone."}, {"start": 557.78, "end": 559.8199999999999, "text": " I'll deadass shoot my employees with a paintball gun."}, {"start": 559.8199999999999, "end": 561.26, "text": " You don't get a jersey."}, {"start": 561.26, "end": 562.1, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 562.1, "end": 563.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 563.54, "end": 564.54, "text": " Use one of the other,"}, {"start": 564.54, "end": 569.98, "text": " use one of the other uh use one of the other tickets why what do you mean i don't get one"}, {"start": 573.8199999999999, "end": 577.0999999999999, "text": " they told me the ticket isn't good enough fuck you mean it's not good enough"}, 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"end": 609.5, "text": " What does that even mean anymore?"}, {"start": 609.5, "end": 611.8199999999999, "text": " Literally a millionaire by the way."}, {"start": 611.8199999999999, "end": 613.3, "text": " Dude, get passionate!"}, {"start": 613.3, "end": 614.8199999999999, "text": " Dude, do you need a jersey?"}, {"start": 614.8199999999999, "end": 616.26, "text": " Can you use one of the other tickets, Ingo?"}, {"start": 616.26, "end": 617.26, "text": " What if you use one of the other tickets?"}, {"start": 617.26, "end": 619.66, "text": " Go to Nethergate, use one of the other tickets."}, {"start": 619.66, "end": 621.54, "text": " It opens at 510."}, {"start": 621.54, "end": 626.2199999999999, "text": " It should be open right now, you can be first in with one of your tickets."}, {"start": 626.2199999999999, "end": 627.2199999999999, "text": " You're mad over a t-shirt."}, {"start": 627.2199999999999, "end": 629.2199999999999, "text": " So you really want, you want a jersey?"}, {"start": 629.2199999999999, "end": 630.2199999999999, "text": " No."}, {"start": 630.2199999999999, "end": 631.74, "text": " Don't you already have jerseys?"}, {"start": 631.74, "end": 636.06, "text": " Yes, but my jersey smells like sweat and butt and I wanted the Japanese heritage night"}, {"start": 636.06, "end": 638.06, "text": " jersey to celebrate my heritage."}, {"start": 638.06, "end": 639.06, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 639.06, "end": 641.06, "text": " None of the tickets work!"}, {"start": 641.06, "end": 643.8199999999999, "text": " Oh, is this like really bad?"}, {"start": 643.8199999999999, "end": 645.86, "text": " Is this all bad for all of us?"}, {"start": 645.86, "end": 648.4599999999999, "text": " You can go, go pick up Cam."}, {"start": 648.4599999999999, "end": 650.26, "text": " Go pick up Cam."}, {"start": 650.26, "end": 652.28, "text": " I a new ticket on my phone."}, {"start": 652.28, "end": 653.12, "text": " That works."}, {"start": 653.12, "end": 654.58, "text": " Get me that jersey."}, {"start": 654.58, "end": 655.42, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 655.42, "end": 656.26, "text": " There's no way it's gonna build it."}, {"start": 656.26, "end": 657.14, "text": " How about a please?"}, {"start": 657.14, "end": 657.98, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 657.98, "end": 658.8199999999999, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 658.8199999999999, "end": 659.66, "text": " Yeah, say please."}, {"start": 659.66, "end": 660.48, "text": " Guys, I'm a tough boss."}, {"start": 660.48, "end": 661.3199999999999, "text": " Like it is what it is."}, {"start": 661.3199999999999, "end": 662.42, "text": " Like I'm a really fucking tough guy."}, {"start": 662.42, "end": 666.3199999999999, "text": " I'm not a soft guy."}, {"start": 666.3199999999999, "end": 667.22, "text": " I'm a tough guy."}, {"start": 667.22, "end": 668.34, "text": " You're not soft?"}, {"start": 668.34, "end": 669.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 669.18, "end": 670.8199999999999, "text": " I'm always hard with my employees."}, {"start": 670.8199999999999, "end": 671.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 671.66, "end": 672.5, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 672.5, "end": 674.9399999999999, "text": " Dude, I noticed."}, {"start": 674.9399999999999, "end": 676.9, "text": " Wait, what's the gay story?"}, {"start": 676.9, "end": 677.74, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 677.74, "end": 680.06, "text": " Let me tell you about the story for real."}, {"start": 680.0600000000001, "end": 684.6, "text": " Okay, imagine this we're recording a YouTube video and there's like this candy jar and squeaks is get it"}, {"start": 684.6, "end": 689.6, "text": " We're getting it like we got like goldfish and squeaks pulled out this ring pop mystery flavor mystery flavor"}, {"start": 689.6, "end": 691.6, "text": " But it was green and I look at him and I was like, oh"}, {"start": 691.96, "end": 694.36, "text": " What is that? It's good and he's like no it's ass"}, {"start": 694.36, "end": 699.62, "text": " It's terrible and he made it very clear if you didn't like it and he's still eating it and he like bit it in half"}, {"start": 699.62, "end": 701.4200000000001, "text": " I was like, you know, you don't have to eat it you can throw it away"}, {"start": 701.4200000000001, "end": 707.48, "text": " And then we're filming this video and then all of a sudden Ludwig is like oh can I can I try it and he's like"}, {"start": 707.48, "end": 714.28, "text": " it's ass and then Ludwig starts deep-throating the ring pop like repeated very fast like very fast"}, {"start": 714.28, "end": 719.72, "text": " emotions it was awesome it was crazy and then something changed in squeaks he took the ring"}, {"start": 719.72, "end": 723.48, "text": " pop back and then he started eating it again I was like wait you don't have to eat that and he was"}, {"start": 723.48, "end": 729.8000000000001, "text": " like I like it I guess the mystery flavor was love and also like the way Ludwig gave squeaks the"}, {"start": 729.8000000000001, "end": 735.72, "text": " ring pop from his fingers squeaks grabbed it with his mouth yeah that was really I don't know"}, {"start": 735.72, "end": 737.72, "text": " with that piss you guys off"}, {"start": 737.72, "end": 742.12, "text": " It was so romantic. I was like wow like there's no way you guys haven't hooked up and then you"}, {"start": 745.72, "end": 747.72, "text": " Close coming up"}, {"start": 748.32, "end": 752.94, "text": " Like this the one where this fix was like I think we're just going to bed like I like it"}, {"start": 752.94, "end": 756.84, "text": " I think we're just going to bed that we took our clothes off because it's hot. Yeah, this was all off camera"}, {"start": 756.84, "end": 762.08, "text": " So it was like dude. This is it really to me here. This is really not how they truly act that piss you guys off"}, {"start": 762.08, "end": 765.08, "text": " No, it's really cute. It was just like I guess we're just confident"}, {"start": 765.72, "end": 768.26, "text": " in ourselves and our love and our lives."}, {"start": 768.26, "end": 769.1, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 769.1, "end": 769.9200000000001, "text": " He's married to kids."}, {"start": 769.9200000000001, "end": 770.76, "text": " I'm married to kids."}, {"start": 770.76, "end": 771.58, "text": " He's married to kids."}, {"start": 771.58, "end": 772.4200000000001, "text": " He can't be gay."}, {"start": 772.4200000000001, "end": 774.02, "text": " He's a really, really good friend."}, {"start": 774.02, "end": 776.0600000000001, "text": " I just look possibly gay."}, {"start": 776.0600000000001, "end": 777.14, "text": " You, what?"}, {"start": 777.14, "end": 778.7, "text": " I look like I could be gay."}, {"start": 778.7, "end": 779.5400000000001, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 779.5400000000001, "end": 780.38, "text": " Yeah, what does that mean?"}, {"start": 780.38, "end": 781.1, "text": " Kind of self-described."}, {"start": 781.1, "end": 783.22, "text": " I look like a guy who could be gay."}, {"start": 783.22, "end": 784.02, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 784.02, "end": 786.62, "text": " Like, like, like, I think generally gay people"}, {"start": 786.62, "end": 788.4200000000001, "text": " are more handsome than straight people."}, {"start": 791.4200000000001, "end": 792.74, "text": " That piss you guys off?"}, {"start": 792.74, "end": 793.58, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 793.58, "end": 794.4200000000001, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 794.4200000000001, "end": 798.7400000000001, "text": " true I don't know I know a lot of good-looking there are a lot of really"}, {"start": 798.7400000000001, "end": 803.9000000000001, "text": " I think on average gay people are more attractive because the gay market is"}, {"start": 803.9000000000001, "end": 808.0600000000001, "text": " more competitive than the straight market you know some bad what okay hold on"}, {"start": 808.0600000000001, "end": 811.5400000000001, "text": " stop stop right there if I'm a Republican senator going through O'Hare"}, {"start": 811.5400000000001, "end": 814.8600000000001, "text": " Airport I could just sign up to Grindr and hook up in the fucking bathroom and"}, {"start": 814.8600000000001, "end": 819.5000000000001, "text": " you're talking these Republican senators are on average better looking than"}, {"start": 819.5000000000001, "end": 823.7, "text": " Democratic senators I think oh you are so off base right now am I you are"}, {"start": 823.7, "end": 825.7, "text": " You're so all-you're-a John Federmann guy?"}, {"start": 825.7, "end": 827.7, "text": " He gave you some dry shit."}, {"start": 827.7, "end": 829.7, "text": " I'm just saying. That is crazy."}, {"start": 829.7, "end": 834.7, "text": " I think everything that comes out of Pete Hegset's mouth is atrocious."}, {"start": 834.7, "end": 836.7, "text": " He looks good to say it. I can say that."}, {"start": 836.7, "end": 837.7, "text": " Oh, please."}, {"start": 837.7, "end": 840.7, "text": " Hey, you could probably bench 315. That guy's pretty built."}, {"start": 840.7, "end": 843.7, "text": " That's like, he is good looking to a guy like you."}, {"start": 843.7, "end": 846.7, "text": " Wait, so what's good looking to you guys for men?"}, {"start": 846.7, "end": 851.7, "text": " I think the most attractive man on earth is Pete Hegset."}, {"start": 851.7, "end": 852.7, "text": " Boo!"}, {"start": 852.7, "end": 853.7, "text": " Ella!"}, {"start": 853.7, "end": 857.7, "text": " I got some nice attractive guy from Ezoran Mondami."}, {"start": 857.7, "end": 858.7, "text": " He is good looking."}, {"start": 858.7, "end": 859.7, "text": " He's very handsome."}, {"start": 859.7, "end": 860.7, "text": " Are you doing his face?"}, {"start": 860.7, "end": 862.7, "text": " No, I'm just just what I look like."}, {"start": 862.7, "end": 863.7, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 863.7, "end": 864.7, "text": " No, you're trying to look like Ezoran."}, {"start": 864.7, "end": 865.7, "text": " He does this to me."}, {"start": 865.7, "end": 866.7, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 866.7, "end": 867.7, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 867.7, "end": 868.7, "text": " I'm just smiling."}, {"start": 868.7, "end": 869.7, "text": " Today?"}, {"start": 869.7, "end": 870.7, "text": " I'm just enjoying it."}, {"start": 870.7, "end": 874.7, "text": " I'm happy to announce, in a hundred days, have you worked on it?"}, {"start": 874.7, "end": 875.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 875.7, "end": 876.7, "text": " Ezoran?"}, {"start": 876.7, "end": 877.7, "text": " Oh, like an impression?"}, {"start": 877.7, "end": 878.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 878.7, "end": 879.7, "text": " No, I haven't."}, {"start": 879.7, "end": 880.7, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 880.7, "end": 887.7, "text": " about eyebrows. That's just my eyebrows. Can I see them in real life?"}, {"start": 887.7, "end": 895.7, "text": " Get the jersey, any means necessary. Just get the jersey. What are you going to do with the jersey?"}, {"start": 895.7, "end": 901.7, "text": " My shirts are hot topic. I see people asking about it. I got it when Ray did buy your..."}, {"start": 901.7, "end": 907.7, "text": " I grabbed it. I got so many things. Every t-shirt I own."}, {"start": 907.7, "end": 908.7, "text": " I love that."}, {"start": 908.7, "end": 909.7, "text": " See, it doesn't change."}, {"start": 909.7, "end": 910.7, "text": " Wait, what about me?"}, {"start": 910.7, "end": 911.7, "text": " You weren't here."}, {"start": 911.7, "end": 912.7, "text": " Oh, you look good."}, {"start": 912.7, "end": 913.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 913.7, "end": 914.7, "text": " And you don't even..."}, {"start": 914.7, "end": 915.7, "text": " I got this from Amazon."}, {"start": 915.7, "end": 916.7, "text": " It doesn't even look like that."}, {"start": 916.7, "end": 917.7, "text": " It genuinely looks like good quality."}, {"start": 917.7, "end": 918.7, "text": " Can I touch it?"}, {"start": 918.7, "end": 919.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 919.7, "end": 920.7, "text": " It's like, it's Amazon."}, {"start": 920.7, "end": 921.7, "text": " Less soft than I thought it would be."}, {"start": 921.7, "end": 922.7, "text": " Yeah, no, it's not like good quality."}, {"start": 922.7, "end": 923.7, "text": " It's pants or socks."}, {"start": 923.7, "end": 924.7, "text": " It's actually kind of like..."}, {"start": 924.7, "end": 925.7, "text": " It's actually kind of like..."}, {"start": 925.7, "end": 926.7, "text": " I agree just now it's fine though."}, {"start": 926.7, "end": 927.7, "text": " Yeah, it's really bad."}, {"start": 927.7, "end": 929.7, "text": " It's like a real Amazon shirt."}, {"start": 929.7, "end": 930.7, "text": " It's terrible."}, {"start": 930.7, "end": 931.7, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 931.7, "end": 932.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 932.7, "end": 933.7, "text": " I look like geek squad."}, {"start": 933.7, "end": 934.7, "text": " Can I come up with a convention?"}, {"start": 934.7, "end": 938.0, "text": " mom so I went home right and I've been thinking about being Chinese lately"}, {"start": 938.0, "end": 944.12, "text": " because you are Chinese I know I went home and I saw my mom this week"}, {"start": 944.12, "end": 948.1400000000001, "text": " in the wedding and I was like hi mom and she's like hi you know and then I went"}, {"start": 948.1400000000001, "end": 956.36, "text": " like you know my name is Leslie she's like that's all you got and I was like"}, {"start": 956.36, "end": 961.5400000000001, "text": " you can do better I was like I want to drink this thing she's like and she answers you"}, {"start": 961.54, "end": 967.3399999999999, "text": " and stuff and then I showed I showed her like your tip-to-tip stuff and she was"}, {"start": 967.3399999999999, "end": 971.5, "text": " like smiling okay and she's like oh at first she's just like well she's aren't"}, {"start": 971.5, "end": 974.6999999999999, "text": " going on a rant because she's like that's how we used to be we used to take"}, {"start": 974.6999999999999, "end": 977.74, "text": " bikes we would run around like those kids that's rural China that's what"}, {"start": 977.74, "end": 980.5, "text": " that's how you grow up kids these days she went on a rant about how she hates"}, {"start": 980.5, "end": 983.38, "text": " like how we didn't get to have a childhood like those kids and it was"}, {"start": 983.38, "end": 988.24, "text": " like the wedding like a day later um she just starts speaking Chinese to me"}, {"start": 988.24, "end": 991.5600000000001, "text": " And she's saying it like a negative tone and I was like, what does that mean?"}, {"start": 991.5600000000001, "end": 999.04, "text": " And she's like and she said Ludwig in it and I said what and then she said she she clarified and she means like"}, {"start": 1000.24, "end": 1004.22, "text": " Your Chinese is worse than Ludwig like she said that to me"}, {"start": 1006.44, "end": 1011.6800000000001, "text": " Dude what the fuck my mom and then I said you don't mean that she said at least he tries"}, {"start": 1011.6800000000001, "end": 1013.6800000000001, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 1013.6800000000001, "end": 1014.6800000000001, "text": " My mom said that."}, {"start": 1014.6800000000001, "end": 1015.6800000000001, "text": " Good lord."}, {"start": 1015.6800000000001, "end": 1016.6800000000001, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 1016.6800000000001, "end": 1018.6800000000001, "text": " Let's see, do you have the Chinese app on your phone?"}, {"start": 1018.6800000000001, "end": 1021.6800000000001, "text": " Did she not try to teach you Chinese growing up?"}, {"start": 1021.6800000000001, "end": 1022.6800000000001, "text": " She did."}, {"start": 1022.6800000000001, "end": 1023.6800000000001, "text": " I said no."}, {"start": 1023.6800000000001, "end": 1024.68, "text": " I'm from Spanish."}, {"start": 1024.68, "end": 1025.68, "text": " I said I want Spanish."}, {"start": 1025.68, "end": 1027.68, "text": " And how is it Spanish?"}, {"start": 1027.68, "end": 1031.68, "text": " I speak Spanish because I speak Spanish more or less."}, {"start": 1031.68, "end": 1034.68, "text": " Yes, I speak a lot of Spanish."}, {"start": 1034.68, "end": 1036.68, "text": " I like your pants."}, {"start": 1036.68, "end": 1037.5800000000002, "text": " Oh, gross."}, {"start": 1037.5800000000002, "end": 1038.0800000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1038.0800000000002, "end": 1038.5800000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1038.5800000000002, "end": 1039.0800000000002, "text": " $100."}, {"start": 1039.0800000000002, "end": 1039.5800000000002, "text": " $500."}, {"start": 1039.5800000000002, "end": 1040.0800000000002, "text": " $560."}, {"start": 1040.0800000000002, "end": 1040.5800000000002, "text": " $290."}, {"start": 1040.5800000000002, "end": 1041.0800000000002, "text": " $260."}, {"start": 1041.0800000000002, "end": 1041.5800000000002, "text": " $60."}, {"start": 1041.5800000000002, "end": 1042.0800000000002, "text": " $60."}, {"start": 1042.0800000000002, "end": 1042.5800000000002, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 1042.5800000000002, "end": 1043.0800000000002, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 1043.0800000000002, "end": 1043.5800000000002, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 1043.5800000000002, "end": 1044.0800000000002, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 1044.0800000000002, "end": 1044.5800000000002, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 1044.5800000000002, "end": 1045.0800000000002, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 1045.0800000000002, "end": 1045.5800000000002, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 1045.5800000000002, "end": 1046.0800000000002, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 1046.0800000000002, "end": 1047.0800000000002, "text": " No, this is legit."}, {"start": 1047.0800000000002, "end": 1048.0800000000002, "text": " This is legit useful."}, {"start": 1048.0800000000002, "end": 1048.5800000000002, "text": " I'm going $100."}, {"start": 1048.5800000000002, "end": 1049.0800000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1049.0800000000002, "end": 1051.28, "text": " Because if someone held a gun to Leslie's head and said,"}, {"start": 1051.28, "end": 1053.0800000000002, "text": " you have to count to $100 and start now."}, 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" $200."}, {"start": 1063.58, "end": 1068.58, "text": " far it's like what is that doing like tell me your MLB app email and a DM"}, {"start": 1068.58, "end": 1076.6999999999998, "text": " uh you can go it's it's it's don't say it out loud I'll discord message you I'm"}, {"start": 1076.6999999999998, "end": 1081.9399999999998, "text": " gonna read it out loud it's actually a secret email no one knows about it no"}, {"start": 1081.9399999999998, "end": 1088.3, "text": " shot is that pissed you guys off yeah so can we talk about why we're here"}, {"start": 1088.3, "end": 1089.3, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 1089.3, "end": 1090.3, "text": " Uh, we are here."}, {"start": 1090.3, "end": 1091.3, "text": " Welcome to the gift exchange!"}, {"start": 1091.3, "end": 1092.3, "text": " I'm in LA, folks."}, {"start": 1092.3, "end": 1093.3, "text": " I'm moving."}, {"start": 1093.3, "end": 1094.3, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 1094.3, "end": 1095.3, "text": " I'm just kidding."}, {"start": 1095.3, "end": 1096.3, "text": " You're trying to feed the camera."}, {"start": 1096.3, "end": 1097.3, "text": " He would have hated you."}, {"start": 1097.3, "end": 1098.3, "text": " Yeah, I am."}, {"start": 1098.3, "end": 1099.3, "text": " That's why I started the program."}, {"start": 1099.3, "end": 1100.3, "text": " You're welcome to sleep stay longer."}, {"start": 1100.3, "end": 1101.3, "text": " I would have hated?"}, {"start": 1101.3, "end": 1102.3, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 1102.3, "end": 1103.3, "text": " You would have hated in LA."}, {"start": 1103.3, "end": 1106.3, "text": " Wait, the fact that you came and stayed longer than two days hurts us."}, {"start": 1106.3, "end": 1107.3, "text": " I can."}, {"start": 1107.3, "end": 1108.3, "text": " I'm not hurt."}, {"start": 1108.3, "end": 1113.94, "text": " Well, I just like, when you travel, do you spend a lot longer, like just like"}, {"start": 1113.94, "end": 1114.94, "text": " lingering?"}, {"start": 1114.94, "end": 1115.94, "text": " If you have no plans?"}, {"start": 1115.94, "end": 1117.94, "text": " Did you go home like right after?"}, {"start": 1118.5800000000002, "end": 1126.26, "text": " Depends cuz it you work right after yeah, so boom. Yeah, you like to keep your schedule real busy in packed and squeaks"}, {"start": 1126.26, "end": 1131.6000000000001, "text": " I do I do he's a magnet and I need you guys to start expecting you because in a few years"}, {"start": 1131.6000000000001, "end": 1136.76, "text": " He's gonna start popping off. Yes. Yes. He's my real. He's close to breaking out. It's my real"}, {"start": 1145.94, "end": 1147.94, "text": " I'm ready to retire."}, {"start": 1147.94, "end": 1148.94, "text": " Are you on second?"}, {"start": 1148.94, "end": 1151.66, "text": " Well, I was thinking of joining the manosphere."}, {"start": 1151.66, "end": 1152.66, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1152.66, "end": 1154.74, "text": " What would some advice for men out there be?"}, {"start": 1154.74, "end": 1156.22, "text": " Oh, woman."}, {"start": 1156.22, "end": 1157.22, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1157.22, "end": 1158.22, "text": " That's pretty good, though."}, {"start": 1158.22, "end": 1159.22, "text": " We still have women."}, {"start": 1159.22, "end": 1160.22, "text": " Come on, I can!"}, {"start": 1160.22, "end": 1161.22, "text": " No, why?"}, {"start": 1161.22, "end": 1162.78, "text": " Can I tell you my least favorite part about the manosphere?"}, {"start": 1162.78, "end": 1164.38, "text": " It's the only thing I really hate about it."}, {"start": 1164.38, "end": 1164.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1164.94, "end": 1167.5800000000002, "text": " They always say woman and not women."}, {"start": 1167.5800000000002, "end": 1168.74, "text": " Women."}, {"start": 1168.74, "end": 1169.78, "text": " That pisses me off."}, {"start": 1169.78, "end": 1171.22, "text": " The new generation?"}, {"start": 1171.22, "end": 1173.42, "text": " No, the new generation just hasn't learned properly"}, {"start": 1173.42, "end": 1175.9, "text": " in school that women is pronounced women."}, {"start": 1175.9, "end": 1178.7800000000002, "text": " but not wool men and that's the only thing that bugs me about"}, {"start": 1178.7800000000002, "end": 1180.5400000000002, "text": " you're such a fucking dork"}, {"start": 1180.5400000000002, "end": 1183.98, "text": " well the new generation also has a rise in um"}, {"start": 1183.98, "end": 1185.3400000000001, "text": " butt cancer so"}, {"start": 1185.3400000000001, "end": 1186.0600000000002, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 1186.0600000000002, "end": 1187.74, "text": " yeah yeah it's actually"}, {"start": 1187.74, "end": 1190.7, "text": " it's true there's a huge rise in young people like"}, {"start": 1190.7, "end": 1191.42, "text": " early 20s"}, {"start": 1191.42, "end": 1193.1000000000001, "text": " that's called a knock-out"}, {"start": 1193.1000000000001, "end": 1194.8600000000001, "text": " wait seriously?"}, {"start": 1194.8600000000001, "end": 1195.26, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 1195.26, "end": 1196.14, "text": " you should get a colonoscopy"}, {"start": 1196.14, "end": 1199.18, "text": " well i went to the doctor and the doctor asked if i wanted one"}, {"start": 1199.9, "end": 1200.7, "text": " yeah you should get one"}, {"start": 1200.7, "end": 1201.5800000000002, "text": " what am i gonna say?"}, {"start": 1201.5800000000002, "end": 1202.8600000000001, "text": " boy oh boy do i?"}, {"start": 1202.8600000000001, "end": 1203.5800000000002, "text": " i don't know"}, {"start": 1203.5800000000002, "end": 1204.94, "text": " it's just weird"}, {"start": 1204.94, "end": 1207.5, "text": " The doctor said what what do you want me to do to you?"}, {"start": 1209.5, "end": 1214.4, "text": " I'm not like some guys are like oh is it gay if I get a colonoscopy. It's not great"}, {"start": 1214.4, "end": 1218.42, "text": " I'm this fear to you. Yeah, it is gay. He's right. He was like will it because they stick a finger"}, {"start": 1218.42, "end": 1220.92, "text": " It makes you gay. No, it makes you gay."}, {"start": 1220.92, "end": 1225.72, "text": " It puts you under and you put a camera in there. It doesn't matter whether you're awake or asleep. It's gay both times."}, {"start": 1228.3, "end": 1234.1000000000001, "text": " Oh, they have colonoscopy by a doctor. They don't like stick a finger up there. I don't think. They don't?"}, {"start": 1234.1000000000001, "end": 1238.42, "text": " It's prevented. Yeah, the finger thing is pretty old"}, {"start": 1239.2600000000002, "end": 1245.1000000000001, "text": " That's old. They got a GoPro in there. In nowadays they'll put a camera, but the finger the fingers old school"}, {"start": 1245.5000000000002, "end": 1249.7, "text": " Wait, wait, and I sign up for an old school all the next episode of the podcast about to go crazy"}, {"start": 1249.7, "end": 1252.5800000000002, "text": " You guys are talking about different things you're talking about prostate exams first"}, {"start": 1254.5000000000002, "end": 1257.4, "text": " But the prostate exam also I don't think they do that very much anymore"}, {"start": 1257.7800000000002, "end": 1261.46, "text": " Colonoscopy you have to eat a drink a bunch of stuff flush out your whole system"}, {"start": 1261.46, "end": 1265.06, "text": " I don't like they go they go on you go under and then they stick a camera up there"}, {"start": 1265.06, "end": 1270.4, "text": " And then you'd rather like never get checked and die from cancer. That's how I feel. That's how I feel"}, {"start": 1270.4, "end": 1275.1000000000001, "text": " I think if it happens it happens and I'm out fuck it. That's how I feel again on an airplane"}, {"start": 1275.1000000000001, "end": 1278.94, "text": " Is that really how you guys feel? Yeah, so you guys are like gushing blood out of your arm like"}, {"start": 1280.82, "end": 1282.82, "text": " If I die from blood what a dumb thought"}, {"start": 1283.24, "end": 1284.8600000000001, "text": " What a dumb"}, {"start": 1284.8600000000001, "end": 1288.1200000000001, "text": " Uneducated group of people has met a man with two degree most in this couple two degrees"}, {"start": 1288.1200000000001, "end": 1291.16, "text": " I have more degrees than everyone on this couch combined."}, {"start": 1291.16, "end": 1292.66, "text": " What degrees do you have?"}, {"start": 1292.66, "end": 1294.2600000000002, "text": " English and journalism."}, {"start": 1294.2600000000002, "end": 1295.8600000000001, "text": " You yourself have a journalism degree?"}, {"start": 1295.8600000000001, "end": 1296.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1296.7, "end": 1297.5800000000002, "text": " Have you used it?"}, {"start": 1297.5800000000002, "end": 1298.3000000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1298.3000000000002, "end": 1299.3000000000002, "text": " I've used almost everything I do."}, {"start": 1299.3000000000002, "end": 1300.3000000000002, "text": " Yeah, by telling lies."}, {"start": 1300.3000000000002, "end": 1301.3000000000002, "text": " Have you heard of the local mass?"}, {"start": 1301.3000000000002, "end": 1303.8600000000001, "text": " This is actually taught students, like real students."}, {"start": 1303.8600000000001, "end": 1304.3400000000001, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 1304.3400000000001, "end": 1304.98, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 1304.98, "end": 1306.8200000000002, "text": " We got schools as a professor."}, {"start": 1306.8200000000002, "end": 1309.98, "text": " Those who can do, those who can't teach."}, {"start": 1309.98, "end": 1310.6200000000001, "text": " I disagree."}, {"start": 1310.6200000000001, "end": 1312.22, "text": " I actually personally support teachers."}, {"start": 1312.22, "end": 1314.0200000000002, "text": " But my mother's a teacher."}, {"start": 1314.0200000000002, "end": 1315.0200000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1315.0200000000002, "end": 1317.0200000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1317.02, "end": 1319.02, "text": " I do her years."}, {"start": 1320.74, "end": 1323.7, "text": " Thank no, I went I went to a procedure school"}, {"start": 1324.54, "end": 1327.7, "text": " What as you? Yeah, it's me. I went to the same school"}, {"start": 1330.1, "end": 1336.5, "text": " Who's I think he graduated Magna cum laude Johnny, you know Johnny the streamer Johnny Somali"}, {"start": 1338.5, "end": 1341.8, "text": " Well, you know he's un-luckily incarcerated"}, {"start": 1341.8, "end": 1345.8799999999999, "text": " I'm not going to eat your phone's bad."}, {"start": 1345.8799999999999, "end": 1346.8799999999999, "text": " Thank you brother."}, {"start": 1346.8799999999999, "end": 1347.8799999999999, "text": " I'm sorry you threw that at you."}, {"start": 1347.8799999999999, "end": 1348.8799999999999, "text": " Did I throw that at you?"}, {"start": 1348.8799999999999, "end": 1349.8799999999999, "text": " That's a lie."}, {"start": 1349.8799999999999, "end": 1350.8799999999999, "text": " That's a lie."}, {"start": 1350.8799999999999, "end": 1351.8799999999999, "text": " That's a lie."}, {"start": 1351.8799999999999, "end": 1352.8799999999999, "text": " That's a lie."}, {"start": 1352.8799999999999, "end": 1353.8799999999999, "text": " That's a lie."}, {"start": 1353.8799999999999, "end": 1354.8799999999999, "text": " That's a lie."}, {"start": 1354.8799999999999, "end": 1355.8799999999999, "text": " I don't even think twice about doing that shit."}, {"start": 1355.8799999999999, "end": 1356.8799999999999, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 1356.8799999999999, "end": 1358.8799999999999, "text": " He just tossed it like five feet off."}, {"start": 1358.8799999999999, "end": 1359.8799999999999, "text": " I don't mean boss."}, {"start": 1359.8799999999999, "end": 1361.76, "text": " If it broke, I would have..."}, {"start": 1361.76, "end": 1362.76, "text": " Here's the deal."}, {"start": 1362.76, "end": 1365.76, "text": " My company's not big enough to have HR, so they can't complain to it."}, {"start": 1365.76, "end": 1367.28, "text": " You have a big company."}, {"start": 1367.28, "end": 1370.28, "text": " Yeah, but you need 15 employees or more to have HR."}, {"start": 1370.28, "end": 1371.28, "text": " You have 15 people."}, {"start": 1371.28, "end": 1378.28, "text": " keep it at 14. Any time we need one more I gotta cut somebody. Oh yeah. That's not real."}, {"start": 1378.28, "end": 1384.28, "text": " You're a crappy guy. I know I did a Smosh collab and the top comment was like wow I never"}, {"start": 1384.28, "end": 1391.28, "text": " watched loaded content. I thought he was a MAGA guy. I feel like you were trying to do"}, {"start": 1391.28, "end": 1396.28, "text": " MAGA content for a while. I was trying to appeal to you. You were appealing. Still trying to."}, {"start": 1396.28, "end": 1401.24, "text": " Two years ago he would he would like to two months ago"}, {"start": 1402.3999999999999, "end": 1404.3999999999999, "text": " You don't have to go that far back"}, {"start": 1404.62, "end": 1408.16, "text": " Like actually a few weeks ago. Yeah. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 1408.72, "end": 1415.08, "text": " There's some run-offs that I'm trying to push. It is what it is. Thank you for the crime. Okay, what we're here for yes gift exchange"}, {"start": 1415.32, "end": 1420.44, "text": " So we all present we should flash them back to why this even happened. Oh, yes"}, {"start": 1420.44, "end": 1424.6399999999999, "text": " So what happened was do you guys remember when we played Mario Party together a year and a half ago?"}, {"start": 1424.64, "end": 1429.7800000000002, "text": " two Christmases ago at my apartment yes and there was like the split cam we"}, {"start": 1429.7800000000002, "end": 1434.8200000000002, "text": " weren't even after at the time we were just like what we really weren't no well"}, {"start": 1434.8200000000002, "end": 1444.8600000000001, "text": " do you guys ever care when we speak are you comfortable right now I said yeah"}, {"start": 1444.8600000000001, "end": 1450.98, "text": " because I just super do you guys were listening and you immediately have a"}, {"start": 1450.98, "end": 1457.98, "text": " I'll take this on the chin. This is my fault. Women, please."}, {"start": 1457.98, "end": 1463.98, "text": " That's crazy. Ladies, please. That's not the problem."}, {"start": 1463.98, "end": 1465.98, "text": " The problem was that the word..."}, {"start": 1465.98, "end": 1468.98, "text": " Is there a way that you can say ladies, please? And that's fine, but you say women, please?"}, {"start": 1468.98, "end": 1469.98, "text": " And that's a problem?"}, {"start": 1469.98, "end": 1473.98, "text": " No. That's not okay. Both of them's not okay. I'm actually personally an ally."}, {"start": 1473.98, "end": 1476.98, "text": " I think women should speak when men are quiet."}, {"start": 1476.98, "end": 1477.98, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1477.98, "end": 1482.98, "text": " I think women should speak when men are quiet."}, {"start": 1482.98, "end": 1487.88, "text": " I was trying to be wholesome."}, {"start": 1487.88, "end": 1489.98, "text": " When men are speaking, we should be quiet."}, {"start": 1489.98, "end": 1492.42, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, not at all."}, {"start": 1492.42, "end": 1501.66, "text": " I think women should be able to speak when at any juncture at any time, right now that"}, {"start": 1501.66, "end": 1502.66, "text": " we're done talking."}, {"start": 1502.66, "end": 1505.66, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, round of applause."}, {"start": 1505.66, "end": 1510.0800000000002, "text": " give the women the mic. Can we keep the round of applause going for how well"}, {"start": 1510.0800000000002, "end": 1516.14, "text": " Leslie played yesterday? Oh! Oh! Yeah Leslie did a great job. I was a lucky"}, {"start": 1516.14, "end": 1525.22, "text": " mogging shroud. Whoa! I'm sorry I meant nothing. Oh I was like I would shoot this night."}, {"start": 1525.22, "end": 1528.7, "text": " And I would look and it'd be one of them and I was like man. I was nervous to"}, {"start": 1528.7, "end": 1533.22, "text": " meet Jordan Nothing Gilbert. Jordan Nothing Gilbert is an icon. He's like"}, {"start": 1533.22, "end": 1539.42, "text": " Actually a fucking I watch him on direct TV like 1.6 when I was in fourth grade that is crazy how"}, {"start": 1539.98, "end": 1543.34, "text": " Long ago that is because he was also not that old one dude. I know he was a kid"}, {"start": 1543.34, "end": 1550.7, "text": " I think he's like your age right he's a little older, but yeah, he's like you're both your what what we're I'm in my late late 20s. I"}, {"start": 1552.1000000000001, "end": 1554.1000000000001, "text": " Am I have"}, {"start": 1557.22, "end": 1559.22, "text": " I am wait wait"}, {"start": 1563.22, "end": 1564.22, "text": " well because i don't know"}, {"start": 1564.22, "end": 1566.22, "text": " wait do you know how old this whole couch is?"}, {"start": 1566.22, "end": 1567.22, "text": " like if you had to guess?"}, {"start": 1567.22, "end": 1568.22, "text": " yes, i know"}, {"start": 1568.22, "end": 1569.22, "text": " hold on hold on"}, {"start": 1569.22, "end": 1570.22, "text": " so how old am i?"}, {"start": 1570.22, "end": 1571.22, "text": " you're 35"}, {"start": 1572.22, "end": 1573.22, "text": " you're not?"}, {"start": 1573.22, "end": 1574.22, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 1574.22, "end": 1576.22, "text": " you don't mean that right?"}, {"start": 1576.22, "end": 1577.22, "text": " wait, Ludwig?"}, {"start": 1577.22, "end": 1580.22, "text": " i'm gonna go to cgs, this guy knows in the chat"}, {"start": 1580.22, "end": 1581.22, "text": " championship gaming series, that's where i watch"}, {"start": 1581.22, "end": 1582.22, "text": " cvpo"}, {"start": 1582.22, "end": 1583.22, "text": " thanks cvpo, cvc"}, {"start": 1583.22, "end": 1585.22, "text": " yeah, that's why you're at the same age"}, {"start": 1585.22, "end": 1587.22, "text": " wait, sqeeks how old are you?"}, {"start": 1587.22, "end": 1588.22, "text": " how old am i?"}, {"start": 1588.22, "end": 1590.22, "text": " no, you're, see, you're really aged"}, {"start": 1590.22, "end": 1597.3, "text": " No, I'm uh my real age is 32. No, it's not 1993. September 27 93, baby"}, {"start": 1598.94, "end": 1600.94, "text": " Little 93 boy"}, {"start": 1601.98, "end": 1605.58, "text": " I'm 32 Chinese children think I look 18"}, {"start": 1608.22, "end": 1613.14, "text": " I'm not sounded better in my head I guess famous birthdays calm wait. I'm on there"}, {"start": 1615.18, "end": 1617.18, "text": " Which star"}, {"start": 1620.22, "end": 1627.14, "text": " I'm a twitch star September 27 in 1993. Wait cool. I remember when I got a famous birthdays"}, {"start": 1627.14, "end": 1630.22, "text": " I felt really excited about that really like check every day"}, {"start": 1630.22, "end": 1631.58, "text": " Oh, yeah, okay"}, {"start": 1631.58, "end": 1637.06, "text": " I had like a like a like a button my home page for Ludwig because there's not a lot of famous birthdays of Ludwig"}, {"start": 1637.16, "end": 1642.98, "text": " Not a ball of beta late Ludwig like alive. It's like there's like four of us Ludwig"}, {"start": 1643.34, "end": 1646.22, "text": " Gorencin Ludwig Gorencin Alexander Ludwig"}, {"start": 1646.22, "end": 1651.98, "text": " Ludwig von Beethoven. Me. Alive, I'm saying. Oh, Alive. Sorry."}, {"start": 1651.98, "end": 1660.98, "text": " I have three Ludwigs. Okay. Yeah. You and Ludwig from Mario Party. Oh, yeah. Oh, Ludwig."}, {"start": 1660.98, "end": 1667.26, "text": " Tupa. Yeah. And then the musical one. Yep. Beethoven. Okay. So, just back up, because"}, {"start": 1667.26, "end": 1671.58, "text": " I interrupt, I want to get you back in. A couple Christmas ago, we did an Ira Mario"}, {"start": 1671.58, "end": 1675.6599999999999, "text": " party. I don't even want to give you guys presents. And it was last place I had to give a winner to"}, {"start": 1675.6599999999999, "end": 1679.02, "text": " everyone in the month. Wait, don't do that. And Ray... I don't think you guys..."}, {"start": 1679.02, "end": 1684.22, "text": " Ray blew it off for a while, but she wasn't actually blowing it off. She said... I was blowing it off."}, {"start": 1684.22, "end": 1689.34, "text": " Oh. What the fuck? I procrastinated for six months, and so because I procrastinated it for"}, {"start": 1689.34, "end": 1692.86, "text": " six months, I was like, you know what, I should put more effort into the gift. That was it."}, {"start": 1692.86, "end": 1701.1799999999998, "text": " And so I found an incredible artist, and so it took a long time, but now a year and a"}, {"start": 1701.18, "end": 1708.14, "text": " half later I have the gifts with me. Wait I'm actually fucking scared. Wait, wait, so today"}, {"start": 1708.14, "end": 1712.0600000000002, "text": " is supposed to be a gift exchange so we're all supposed to bring gifts? Well, so Leslie being the"}, {"start": 1712.0600000000002, "end": 1717.98, "text": " kind friend that she is got gifts for everyone for fun and she suggested a gift exchange and"}, {"start": 1718.8600000000001, "end": 1725.1000000000001, "text": " we found out the boys didn't bring anything. Hold up. I resent that. My gift is not physical."}, {"start": 1725.1000000000001, "end": 1725.8000000000002, "text": " Wait, what's your gift?"}, {"start": 1725.8000000000002, "end": 1726.3000000000002, "text": " Ew!"}, {"start": 1726.3000000000002, "end": 1727.3000000000002, "text": " I don't want that!"}, {"start": 1727.3000000000002, "end": 1728.3000000000002, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 1728.3000000000002, "end": 1729.3000000000002, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 1729.3000000000002, "end": 1730.3000000000002, "text": " No, thank you!"}, {"start": 1730.3000000000002, "end": 1733.3000000000002, "text": " I got you tickets tonight to the Daughters' Game."}, {"start": 1733.3000000000002, "end": 1734.3000000000002, "text": " We're all going together."}, {"start": 1734.3000000000002, "end": 1735.3000000000002, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 1735.3000000000002, "end": 1737.3000000000002, "text": " Squeaks again, something."}, {"start": 1737.3000000000002, "end": 1738.3000000000002, "text": " I don't want that."}, {"start": 1738.3000000000002, "end": 1739.8000000000002, "text": " Trust me, I'm good."}, {"start": 1739.8000000000002, "end": 1742.3000000000002, "text": " My first baseball game!"}, {"start": 1742.3000000000002, "end": 1743.8000000000002, "text": " You are going to the baseball game today."}, {"start": 1743.8000000000002, "end": 1744.8000000000002, "text": " I think you're gonna like what I got."}, {"start": 1744.8000000000002, "end": 1745.8000000000002, "text": " I'm really excited, too."}, {"start": 1745.8000000000002, "end": 1746.8000000000002, "text": " I think you're gonna like it."}, {"start": 1746.8000000000002, "end": 1747.8000000000002, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 1747.8000000000002, "end": 1748.8000000000002, "text": " It's a good sign."}, {"start": 1748.8000000000002, "end": 1750.8000000000002, "text": " No, I don't want a good sign from Ludwig."}, {"start": 1750.8000000000002, "end": 1751.8000000000002, "text": " Oops!"}, {"start": 1751.8000000000002, "end": 1752.8000000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1752.8000000000002, "end": 1753.8000000000002, "text": " No, we're not having..."}, {"start": 1753.8, "end": 1755.6, "text": " I ship you guys."}, {"start": 1755.6, "end": 1756.6, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 1756.6, "end": 1757.6, "text": " I think you're really cute together."}, {"start": 1757.6, "end": 1761.0, "text": " No, I don't, I don't, I'm not that, I'm, I'm married."}, {"start": 1761.0, "end": 1762.0, "text": " Squadwig."}, {"start": 1762.0, "end": 1763.0, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1763.0, "end": 1764.0, "text": " Squadwig!"}, {"start": 1764.0, "end": 1765.0, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 1765.0, "end": 1767.0, "text": " What does that sound like, squadwig?"}, {"start": 1767.0, "end": 1768.0, "text": " Squadwig?"}, {"start": 1768.0, "end": 1770.0, "text": " It sounds like something you need to find out after you get a colonoscopy."}, {"start": 1770.0, "end": 1771.0, "text": " You have a squadwig."}, {"start": 1771.0, "end": 1772.0, "text": " Wait, look out."}, {"start": 1772.0, "end": 1773.0, "text": " I saw some squadwigs."}, {"start": 1773.0, "end": 1774.0, "text": " A group of squadwigs."}, {"start": 1774.0, "end": 1775.0, "text": " Yeah, you gotta break it up."}, {"start": 1775.0, "end": 1776.0, "text": " You gotta break it up."}, {"start": 1776.0, "end": 1777.0, "text": " Disgusting."}, {"start": 1777.0, "end": 1780.2, "text": " Uh, okay, well, should we start with maybe Leslie's gifts?"}, {"start": 1780.2, "end": 1781.2, "text": " Okay, so I was-"}, {"start": 1781.2, "end": 1783.0, "text": " There's a lot of pressure on Ray's gifts."}, {"start": 1783.0, "end": 1785.04, "text": " Well, mine are kind of like afterthought."}, {"start": 1785.04, "end": 1786.36, "text": " Like, it might like don't express it."}, {"start": 1786.36, "end": 1787.2, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 1787.2, "end": 1788.04, "text": " It doesn't have to go before."}, {"start": 1788.04, "end": 1788.88, "text": " Oh, like, no."}, {"start": 1788.88, "end": 1790.48, "text": " Yeah, because if we go to raisins, like, what the hell?"}, {"start": 1790.48, "end": 1791.4, "text": " True, true, true."}, {"start": 1791.4, "end": 1792.24, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1792.24, "end": 1792.74, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1792.74, "end": 1795.64, "text": " So I wasn't even going to get you guys gifts."}, {"start": 1795.64, "end": 1797.64, "text": " Like, I wasn't like trying to find gifts."}, {"start": 1797.64, "end": 1800.8, "text": " But my brother and I were having a day where we're just"}, {"start": 1800.8, "end": 1802.24, "text": " like, da, da, da, da, da, da."}, {"start": 1802.24, "end": 1802.8, "text": " And it's like."}, {"start": 1802.8, "end": 1803.64, "text": " Nezadega."}, {"start": 1803.64, "end": 1804.28, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 1804.28, "end": 1804.96, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 1804.96, "end": 1805.68, "text": " Your big brother."}, {"start": 1805.68, "end": 1806.28, "text": " My bag."}, {"start": 1806.28, "end": 1806.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1806.78, "end": 1807.28, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1807.28, "end": 1809.6, "text": " And so we found this place."}, {"start": 1809.6, "end": 1811.08, "text": " And we went inside."}, {"start": 1811.08, "end": 1816.4399999999998, "text": " I don't like say what we did that because obviously what basically there's this thing that you could do and"}, {"start": 1817.08, "end": 1819.08, "text": " Remember the stream. We weren't streaming"}, {"start": 1822.08, "end": 1824.08, "text": " Fake as hell"}, {"start": 1830.52, "end": 1835.08, "text": " Yes, I just feel like you guys are excluding Ray and I when you speak"}, {"start": 1838.4399999999998, "end": 1840.4399999999998, "text": " Like we're just"}, {"start": 1841.08, "end": 1843.08, "text": " I don't know what you guys are saying."}, {"start": 1843.08, "end": 1845.08, "text": " I have a gentleman from Wuhan."}, {"start": 1845.08, "end": 1847.08, "text": " I have a gentleman from Wuhan."}, {"start": 1847.08, "end": 1849.08, "text": " Oh, he's saying my Mandarin is bad."}, {"start": 1849.08, "end": 1851.08, "text": " Oh, then continue."}, {"start": 1851.08, "end": 1853.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1853.08, "end": 1855.08, "text": " Okay, so close your eyes."}, {"start": 1855.08, "end": 1857.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1857.08, "end": 1859.08, "text": " So me and my brother made these."}, {"start": 1859.08, "end": 1861.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1861.08, "end": 1863.08, "text": " I'm going to show you."}, {"start": 1863.08, "end": 1865.08, "text": " Oh, you're freaking out."}, {"start": 1865.08, "end": 1867.08, "text": " Sorry, I just had my eyes open."}, {"start": 1867.08, "end": 1869.08, "text": " These are all made."}, {"start": 1869.08, "end": 1875.76, "text": " Literally like each thing we like boom boom. I'm a large. Okay. Is it sure it's no"}, {"start": 1877.12, "end": 1879.12, "text": " I would like I think I know what it is"}, {"start": 1880.56, "end": 1888.1999999999998, "text": " I think it's cash money. I fucking want cash so bad. I want to counter strike nice. Oh my god. Here in bed"}, {"start": 1889.6399999999999, "end": 1891.6399999999999, "text": " Why do you say like"}, {"start": 1891.8799999999999, "end": 1897.3999999999999, "text": " Say it with an accent. Oh wait. Yes. I can't spot where the accent's from but oh, that's how I was thinking"}, {"start": 1897.4, "end": 1898.0400000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1898.0400000000002, "end": 1899.52, "text": " Oh, carambit."}, {"start": 1899.52, "end": 1900.2, "text": " Carambit."}, {"start": 1900.2, "end": 1901.5600000000002, "text": " Oh, because I'm saying like carambord."}, {"start": 1901.5600000000002, "end": 1902.0600000000002, "text": " Carambit."}, {"start": 1902.0600000000002, "end": 1903.5600000000002, "text": " It's the Indian game."}, {"start": 1903.5600000000002, "end": 1904.0600000000002, "text": " Leslie!"}, {"start": 1904.0600000000002, "end": 1904.8400000000001, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 1904.8400000000001, "end": 1906.3200000000002, "text": " I'm asking Chad some questions."}, {"start": 1906.3200000000002, "end": 1907.0, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 1907.0, "end": 1907.44, "text": " You are?"}, {"start": 1907.44, "end": 1908.2, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1908.2, "end": 1911.6000000000001, "text": " Well, guess, because they're not like, they're like, you know."}, {"start": 1911.6000000000001, "end": 1912.72, "text": " Oh, you don't know who's the star there."}, {"start": 1912.72, "end": 1914.1200000000001, "text": " No, I actually kind of."}, {"start": 1914.1200000000001, "end": 1914.72, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1914.72, "end": 1915.68, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1915.68, "end": 1917.4, "text": " You forgot it at home?"}, {"start": 1917.4, "end": 1918.24, "text": " Should I open my eyes?"}, {"start": 1918.24, "end": 1919.0, "text": " Can I open my eyes?"}, {"start": 1919.0, "end": 1919.8400000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1919.8400000000001, "end": 1920.2800000000002, "text": " Is this mine?"}, {"start": 1920.2800000000002, "end": 1921.88, "text": " Can I touch it?"}, {"start": 1921.88, "end": 1925.64, "text": " And then, and then."}, {"start": 1925.64, "end": 1927.3600000000001, "text": " I don't like having my eyes closed for so long."}, {"start": 1927.3600000000001, "end": 1928.92, "text": " Okay, you know what, fine, fine."}, {"start": 1928.92, "end": 1930.6000000000001, "text": " It feels like a Lego piece."}, {"start": 1930.6000000000001, "end": 1931.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1931.44, "end": 1933.0800000000002, "text": " Oh, I love Lego."}, {"start": 1933.0800000000002, "end": 1936.4, "text": " Okay, everybody unfold it."}, {"start": 1936.4, "end": 1937.7400000000002, "text": " Okay, first, you know what it is."}, {"start": 1937.7400000000002, "end": 1938.5800000000002, "text": " Can I open my eyes?"}, {"start": 1938.5800000000002, "end": 1939.8000000000002, "text": " Yeah, open it, open it."}, {"start": 1940.8000000000002, "end": 1941.64, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 1943.14, "end": 1944.48, "text": " It's absolutely cute."}, {"start": 1944.48, "end": 1946.44, "text": " Wait, wait."}, {"start": 1946.44, "end": 1948.7600000000002, "text": " We made, we like laid out the shirts"}, {"start": 1948.7600000000002, "end": 1950.6000000000001, "text": " and we like put out, we picked the colors"}, {"start": 1950.6000000000001, "end": 1951.44, "text": " of the letters in this kit."}, {"start": 1951.44, "end": 1952.2800000000002, "text": " Wait, that's so cute."}, {"start": 1952.2800000000002, "end": 1953.68, "text": " Wait, this is actually cool as hell."}, {"start": 1953.68, "end": 1956.3600000000001, "text": " And I really, yeah, I thought that would be fun."}, {"start": 1956.3600000000001, "end": 1961.92, "text": " way this rips what's on yours. I got a lobster and a deer and a crab. Wait the ones with"}, {"start": 1961.92, "end": 1966.0800000000002, "text": " all the pencils is yours. Is whose? Yours. I just thought that the pencils were like"}, {"start": 1966.0800000000002, "end": 1971.64, "text": " kind of like. Yeah because I'm the studious one. No you're not really. Wait I got the"}, {"start": 1971.64, "end": 1976.8400000000001, "text": " crab and the... That makes sense for you. You're a bit crabby. I am crabby. I've"}, {"start": 1976.8400000000001, "end": 1981.4, "text": " limited things to work with for that. Wait this is. That's you at 10pm. I gotta"}, {"start": 1981.4, "end": 1984.8200000000002, "text": " Yeah, because it's 2 p.m. my time"}, {"start": 1984.8200000000002, "end": 1989.3600000000001, "text": " So I thought we could all have maybe we could wear them or that's too much"}, {"start": 1989.3600000000001, "end": 1990.3600000000001, "text": " Oh right now?"}, {"start": 1990.3600000000001, "end": 1991.3600000000001, "text": " I'll throw it off"}, {"start": 1991.3600000000001, "end": 1992.8600000000001, "text": " You don't want to wear it"}, {"start": 1992.8600000000001, "end": 1993.8600000000001, "text": " I'll wear it"}, {"start": 1993.8600000000001, "end": 1994.3600000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1994.3600000000001, "end": 1995.3600000000001, "text": " It's just that"}, {"start": 1995.3600000000001, "end": 1995.8600000000001, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 1995.8600000000001, "end": 1996.3600000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1997.3600000000001, "end": 1997.8600000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1997.8600000000001, "end": 1999.8600000000001, "text": " Could I like, I'm gonna change off stream"}, {"start": 1999.8600000000001, "end": 2002.8600000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't need to change off stream"}, {"start": 2002.8600000000001, "end": 2005.8600000000001, "text": " I just don't want people to fucking stare at me"}, {"start": 2005.8600000000001, "end": 2007.8600000000001, "text": " Well no one's staring at you"}, {"start": 2007.8600000000001, "end": 2009.8600000000001, "text": " Everyone's gonna be looking"}, {"start": 2009.8600000000001, "end": 2013.7, "text": " Oh, cute!"}, {"start": 2013.7, "end": 2017.8200000000002, "text": " And my brother said he'd make more of them if anyone wanted them, and I was like, you're"}, {"start": 2017.8200000000002, "end": 2019.46, "text": " gonna offer all of Chad just some-"}, {"start": 2019.46, "end": 2020.98, "text": " Do you think your brother and I would get along?"}, {"start": 2020.98, "end": 2022.5400000000002, "text": " He could explain to everyone."}, {"start": 2022.5400000000002, "end": 2023.5400000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 2023.5400000000002, "end": 2025.0400000000002, "text": " Yeah, actually, I think-"}, {"start": 2025.0400000000002, "end": 2026.5400000000002, "text": " Does he speak Chinese?"}, {"start": 2026.5400000000002, "end": 2027.5400000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2027.5400000000002, "end": 2028.5400000000002, "text": " Also, no?"}, {"start": 2028.5400000000002, "end": 2029.5400000000002, "text": " Heck no."}, {"start": 2029.5400000000002, "end": 2030.5400000000002, "text": " Heck no."}, {"start": 2030.5400000000002, "end": 2031.5400000000002, "text": " Double you."}, {"start": 2031.5400000000002, "end": 2032.5400000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 2032.5400000000002, "end": 2033.5400000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2033.5400000000002, "end": 2034.5400000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2034.5400000000002, "end": 2035.5400000000002, "text": " The lighting in this room?"}, {"start": 2035.5400000000002, "end": 2036.5400000000002, "text": " Oh, the light is-"}, {"start": 2036.5400000000002, "end": 2037.5400000000002, "text": " The lighting in this room?"}, {"start": 2037.5400000000002, "end": 2038.5400000000002, "text": " It screams his arm."}, {"start": 2038.54, "end": 2040.54, "text": " It's a gratuitous muscle definition."}, {"start": 2040.54, "end": 2042.54, "text": " But it's not even on right now."}, {"start": 2042.54, "end": 2044.54, "text": " Oh, that's just my arms."}, {"start": 2044.54, "end": 2046.54, "text": " That's just Natty."}, {"start": 2046.54, "end": 2048.54, "text": " That's just Natty, dude."}, {"start": 2048.54, "end": 2050.54, "text": " We should do group pic!"}, {"start": 2050.54, "end": 2052.54, "text": " Group pic!"}, {"start": 2052.54, "end": 2054.54, "text": " Oh, these arms?"}, {"start": 2054.54, "end": 2056.54, "text": " Wait, this is a stream."}, {"start": 2056.54, "end": 2058.54, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2058.54, "end": 2060.54, "text": " But there's like this awkward gap."}, {"start": 2060.54, "end": 2062.54, "text": " Close the gap!"}, {"start": 2062.54, "end": 2064.54, "text": " I'm gonna wear them all the time."}, {"start": 2064.54, "end": 2066.54, "text": " I wear it literally all day."}, {"start": 2066.54, "end": 2068.54, "text": " But like, I just, I just thought that they'd be..."}, {"start": 2068.54, "end": 2070.54, "text": " And now we do it, now we do it."}, {"start": 2070.54, "end": 2072.54, "text": " Now we do an S or P."}, {"start": 2072.54, "end": 2074.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2074.54, "end": 2076.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2076.54, "end": 2078.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2078.54, "end": 2080.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2080.54, "end": 2082.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2082.54, "end": 2084.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2084.54, "end": 2086.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2086.54, "end": 2088.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2088.54, "end": 2090.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2090.54, "end": 2092.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2094.98, "end": 2096.98, "text": " Squeaks daily if you use that you'll be shot"}, {"start": 2102.9, "end": 2104.9, "text": " Treat like one of my employees just say that"}, {"start": 2113.18, "end": 2115.18, "text": " So wait should we do squeaks is next"}, {"start": 2115.18, "end": 2116.7, "text": " Oh yeah, let's do Squeezie's next, as you went."}, {"start": 2116.7, "end": 2117.7, "text": " Oh yeah, let's do Squeezie's."}, {"start": 2117.7, "end": 2118.7, "text": " Yeah, let's..."}, {"start": 2118.7, "end": 2119.7, "text": " A present?"}, {"start": 2119.7, "end": 2120.7, "text": " Yeah, he gets a change."}, {"start": 2120.7, "end": 2124.14, "text": " Okay, I can give it to you, but it's not in this room."}, {"start": 2124.14, "end": 2125.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2125.14, "end": 2126.14, "text": " Okay, we'll wait."}, {"start": 2126.14, "end": 2127.14, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 2127.14, "end": 2128.14, "text": " Okay, I'll bear that."}, {"start": 2128.14, "end": 2129.14, "text": " Yeah, no worries."}, {"start": 2129.14, "end": 2130.14, "text": " Wait, he actually..."}, {"start": 2130.14, "end": 2131.14, "text": " He's not from your freaking warehouse or what?"}, {"start": 2131.14, "end": 2132.14, "text": " No, Squeezie's a good guy."}, {"start": 2132.14, "end": 2133.14, "text": " He has something."}, {"start": 2133.14, "end": 2134.14, "text": " Hi!"}, {"start": 2134.14, "end": 2135.14, "text": " Nice to meet you!"}, {"start": 2135.14, "end": 2136.14, "text": " Nice to meet you!"}, {"start": 2136.14, "end": 2137.14, "text": " Wait, come say hi."}, {"start": 2137.14, "end": 2138.14, "text": " No, what?"}, {"start": 2138.14, "end": 2139.14, "text": " Are you guys live?"}, {"start": 2139.14, "end": 2140.14, "text": " Yeah, we're live."}, {"start": 2140.14, "end": 2141.14, "text": " We're live."}, {"start": 2141.14, "end": 2142.14, "text": " What are these shirts?"}, {"start": 2142.14, "end": 2143.14, "text": " We don't have pressure here."}, {"start": 2143.14, "end": 2144.14, "text": " She just got his presents."}, {"start": 2144.14, "end": 2153.8599999999997, "text": " presence it says are the goat naked jakey yeah it's under a blanket yeah he"}, {"start": 2153.8599999999997, "end": 2160.18, "text": " made the video how competitive counter strike changed my life you brought up"}, {"start": 2160.18, "end": 2164.3799999999997, "text": " this video several times in every sense for the different title how counter strike"}, {"start": 2164.3799999999997, "end": 2168.94, "text": " made me give myself a young age how I learned to throw it back vigorously through"}, {"start": 2168.94, "end": 2170.66, "text": " through the game of Counter Strike."}, {"start": 2170.66, "end": 2172.8, "text": " I want to learn to throw ass efficiently."}, {"start": 2172.8, "end": 2175.84, "text": " Well, you know, he's cool, and so he's from..."}, {"start": 2175.84, "end": 2177.2400000000002, "text": " No, we played well."}, {"start": 2177.2400000000002, "end": 2178.28, "text": " Flomily forever."}, {"start": 2178.28, "end": 2179.44, "text": " Flomily forever."}, {"start": 2179.44, "end": 2180.68, "text": " Flomily for life."}, {"start": 2180.68, "end": 2182.52, "text": " You guys have the vibes for sure."}, {"start": 2182.52, "end": 2184.48, "text": " Yeah, we're in the most fun."}, {"start": 2184.48, "end": 2185.92, "text": " I love you JP."}, {"start": 2185.92, "end": 2186.76, "text": " Love you JP."}, {"start": 2186.76, "end": 2188.08, "text": " Love you guys."}, {"start": 2188.08, "end": 2189.92, "text": " Flomily for life."}, {"start": 2189.92, "end": 2190.76, "text": " Boo."}, {"start": 2193.56, "end": 2195.52, "text": " Okay, first gift I got for Ludwig is this."}, {"start": 2195.52, "end": 2196.36, "text": " Okay, please."}, {"start": 2196.36, "end": 2197.2000000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2197.2000000000003, "end": 2198.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2198.04, "end": 2199.04, "text": " Bye, buddy!"}, {"start": 2199.04, "end": 2200.04, "text": " Bye-bye!"}, {"start": 2200.04, "end": 2201.04, "text": " Play games online after this."}, {"start": 2201.04, "end": 2202.04, "text": " Bye, buddy."}, {"start": 2202.04, "end": 2203.04, "text": " You might get a hug."}, {"start": 2203.04, "end": 2204.04, "text": " You got a helmet!"}, {"start": 2204.04, "end": 2205.04, "text": " Where'd you get this fighting?"}, {"start": 2205.04, "end": 2206.04, "text": " I got it!"}, {"start": 2206.04, "end": 2210.04, "text": " Well, let me tell you this story because we did a Dark Souls with Dawn, and Ludwig became"}, {"start": 2210.04, "end": 2214.04, "text": " super trustworthy at the end of it, so I thought I got him the helmet from the game."}, {"start": 2214.04, "end": 2216.04, "text": " Oh my gosh, you look so dumb."}, {"start": 2216.04, "end": 2217.04, "text": " Next year."}, {"start": 2217.04, "end": 2218.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2218.04, "end": 2219.04, "text": " You do look extra stupid."}, {"start": 2219.04, "end": 2220.04, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 2220.04, "end": 2221.04, "text": " I just wore the helmet on."}, {"start": 2221.04, "end": 2223.04, "text": " I don't know what it is, but..."}, {"start": 2223.04, "end": 2224.04, "text": " I'm a knight."}, {"start": 2224.04, "end": 2226.04, "text": " I think this is because it looks like your hair."}, {"start": 2226.04, "end": 2228.04, "text": " I'm a knight and I will kill anyone."}, {"start": 2230.52, "end": 2232.52, "text": " That clubbing was so mean by the way."}, {"start": 2232.52, "end": 2233.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2233.64, "end": 2235.64, "text": " I didn't know... it wasn't a bit."}, {"start": 2235.64, "end": 2236.64, "text": " Wait, wasn't..."}, {"start": 2236.64, "end": 2239.14, "text": " Like, his grandparents are actually cousins."}, {"start": 2239.84, "end": 2241.84, "text": " Like, he's actually inbreath."}, {"start": 2241.84, "end": 2244.84, "text": " Wait, I didn't mean... the worst part was I didn't say she didn't believe you."}, {"start": 2244.84, "end": 2245.84, "text": " I wasn't trying to believe you."}, {"start": 2245.84, "end": 2246.84, "text": " I know but it's like, it's such a shock."}, {"start": 2246.84, "end": 2248.84, "text": " Like, a math... like, let's flip it."}, {"start": 2248.84, "end": 2250.84, "text": " Her grandparents are actually Chinese."}, {"start": 2250.84, "end": 2251.84, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 2251.84, "end": 2253.84, "text": " They're actually from China."}, {"start": 2253.84, "end": 2254.34, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 2254.34, "end": 2255.64, "text": " And they had children."}, {"start": 2255.64, "end": 2256.64, "text": " I would feel nothing for you."}, {"start": 2256.64, "end": 2257.64, "text": " It's fine where they're from."}, {"start": 2257.64, "end": 2258.64, "text": " It's just they, you know."}, {"start": 2258.64, "end": 2259.64, "text": " It's like, why is this such a shock?"}, {"start": 2259.64, "end": 2261.64, "text": " I thought you were doing an Inbred bit."}, {"start": 2261.64, "end": 2262.64, "text": " It's not a bit."}, {"start": 2262.64, "end": 2263.64, "text": " It's my culture."}, {"start": 2263.64, "end": 2264.64, "text": " He does his Inbred."}, {"start": 2264.64, "end": 2265.64, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 2265.64, "end": 2266.64, "text": " It's cool."}, {"start": 2266.64, "end": 2267.64, "text": " Like, aw, don't look sad."}, {"start": 2267.64, "end": 2268.64, "text": " I didn't know it was ever your feeling."}, {"start": 2268.64, "end": 2269.64, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2269.64, "end": 2270.64, "text": " Look at him in that."}, {"start": 2270.64, "end": 2271.64, "text": " Wait, I have your gift, Leslie, to bring back the box."}, {"start": 2271.64, "end": 2272.64, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 2272.64, "end": 2273.64, "text": " You're extremely rare Pokemon."}, {"start": 2273.64, "end": 2274.64, "text": " They're the rapping."}, {"start": 2274.64, "end": 2275.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2275.64, "end": 2276.64, "text": " So I got them on an auction."}, {"start": 2276.64, "end": 2277.64, "text": " Look at that!"}, {"start": 2277.64, "end": 2280.72, "text": " That's the rapping."}, {"start": 2280.72, "end": 2283.04, "text": " So I got them on an auction."}, {"start": 2283.04, "end": 2285.7999999999997, "text": " What the heck is that?"}, {"start": 2285.7999999999997, "end": 2287.04, "text": " Cool, that's so cool."}, {"start": 2287.04, "end": 2289.96, "text": " Wait, wait, that's actually an auction."}, {"start": 2289.96, "end": 2291.72, "text": " Yeah, can I see it real quick?"}, {"start": 2291.72, "end": 2292.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2292.22, "end": 2294.56, "text": " Yeah, thank you."}, {"start": 2294.56, "end": 2295.44, "text": " Oh, cool."}, {"start": 2295.44, "end": 2296.96, "text": " Yeah, OK, and then the last one."}, {"start": 2296.96, "end": 2297.56, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 2297.56, "end": 2298.4, "text": " What'd you get me?"}, {"start": 2298.4, "end": 2299.4, "text": " What'd you get me?"}, {"start": 2299.4, "end": 2300.24, "text": " What'd you get me?"}, {"start": 2300.24, "end": 2301.0, "text": " What'd you get me?"}, {"start": 2301.0, "end": 2301.7599999999998, "text": " Plasma Blast."}, {"start": 2301.7599999999998, "end": 2302.68, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2302.68, "end": 2303.8399999999997, "text": " Wait, that's so sick."}, {"start": 2303.8399999999997, "end": 2305.56, "text": " This one is my favorite."}, {"start": 2305.56, "end": 2306.2, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 2306.2, "end": 2306.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2306.64, "end": 2307.3199999999997, "text": " That was really cool."}, {"start": 2307.32, "end": 2312.1200000000003, "text": " Freaking safe, and then now I want to open case they have a lot. I'll trade you my my gift for that. No"}, {"start": 2316.36, "end": 2318.6400000000003, "text": " Well, don't know don't put them in your bag yet don't put them in your bag yet"}, {"start": 2318.8, "end": 2323.46, "text": " I just see him for a second. I just to make sure about something wait. You're gonna take it. I'm not gonna. That'll be weird to do"}, {"start": 2328.2000000000003, "end": 2332.86, "text": " Not the blast was at all. Let me just real quick. No, I just have to double check one"}, {"start": 2337.32, "end": 2340.78, "text": " If you don't, if you don't, you're giving me $20,000."}, {"start": 2340.78, "end": 2342.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, you're giving me $20,000?"}, {"start": 2342.6800000000003, "end": 2345.0, "text": " Dollars."}, {"start": 2345.0, "end": 2346.56, "text": " And all of your inventory."}, {"start": 2346.56, "end": 2347.56, "text": " OK, great."}, {"start": 2347.56, "end": 2348.92, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 2348.92, "end": 2351.8, "text": " I got you the One Piece Anthology."}, {"start": 2351.8, "end": 2352.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2352.3, "end": 2353.8, "text": " One Piece Anthology."}, {"start": 2353.8, "end": 2355.8, "text": " I should have put it in."}, {"start": 2355.8, "end": 2357.8, "text": " Oh, OK."}, {"start": 2357.8, "end": 2359.8, "text": " Oh, my god!"}, {"start": 2359.8, "end": 2361.8, "text": " I'm so crazy."}, {"start": 2361.8, "end": 2363.3, "text": " That's all I was saying."}, {"start": 2363.3, "end": 2363.8, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 2363.8, "end": 2365.3, "text": " I love what's my favorite anthology."}, {"start": 2365.3, "end": 2365.8, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 2365.8, "end": 2367.44, "text": " Can I open it for you?"}, {"start": 2367.44, "end": 2368.44, "text": " Oh, it's openin' it."}, {"start": 2368.44, "end": 2369.44, "text": " Wow, it's dusty."}, {"start": 2369.44, "end": 2370.44, "text": " You've had it for a while."}, {"start": 2370.44, "end": 2371.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2371.44, "end": 2372.44, "text": " We don't even got these."}, {"start": 2372.44, "end": 2373.44, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 2373.44, "end": 2374.44, "text": " It's the full anthology of the one piece."}, {"start": 2374.44, "end": 2375.44, "text": " It was untouched!"}, {"start": 2375.44, "end": 2376.44, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 2376.44, "end": 2377.44, "text": " No, it was."}, {"start": 2377.44, "end": 2378.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2378.44, "end": 2379.44, "text": " It's maybe someone's storage or something."}, {"start": 2379.44, "end": 2380.44, "text": " No, enjoy it."}, {"start": 2380.44, "end": 2381.44, "text": " Enjoy it."}, {"start": 2381.44, "end": 2382.44, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 2382.44, "end": 2383.44, "text": " In storage where, you know, not being used."}, {"start": 2383.44, "end": 2384.44, "text": " Do you want me to put it on?"}, {"start": 2384.44, "end": 2385.44, "text": " Yours?"}, {"start": 2385.44, "end": 2386.44, "text": " I can just put it..."}, {"start": 2386.44, "end": 2387.44, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 2387.44, "end": 2388.44, "text": " I'm gonna hold that."}, {"start": 2388.44, "end": 2389.44, "text": " Enjoy it."}, {"start": 2389.44, "end": 2390.44, "text": " Where do you want me to put them?"}, {"start": 2390.44, "end": 2391.44, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 2391.44, "end": 2392.44, "text": " Wait, what's going on?"}, {"start": 2392.44, "end": 2393.44, "text": " Why are you taking the..."}, {"start": 2393.44, "end": 2394.44, "text": " Oh, I was just gonna put it in a safe space."}, {"start": 2394.44, "end": 2396.44, "text": " I was just going to put it in a safe space for her."}, {"start": 2396.44, "end": 2397.44, "text": " Wait, I'm so confused."}, {"start": 2397.44, "end": 2398.84, "text": " I'm just going to put it in a safe space."}, {"start": 2398.84, "end": 2399.84, "text": " Give me that."}, {"start": 2399.84, "end": 2400.84, "text": " Hey, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 2400.84, "end": 2401.84, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 2401.84, "end": 2402.84, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 2402.84, "end": 2403.84, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 2403.84, "end": 2404.84, "text": " I was just putting it in a safe space for you."}, {"start": 2404.84, "end": 2405.84, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2405.84, "end": 2406.84, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2406.84, "end": 2407.84, "text": " It's right over here."}, {"start": 2407.84, "end": 2408.84, "text": " Wait, I'm so confused."}, {"start": 2408.84, "end": 2409.84, "text": " Nothing, nothing."}, {"start": 2409.84, "end": 2410.84, "text": " You're taking my gifts away."}, {"start": 2410.84, "end": 2411.84, "text": " That's not your gifts."}, {"start": 2411.84, "end": 2412.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2412.84, "end": 2413.84, "text": " Now we've got your rights."}, {"start": 2413.84, "end": 2414.84, "text": " Honestly, I'm so nice."}, {"start": 2414.84, "end": 2415.84, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 2415.84, "end": 2416.84, "text": " This is the thought that counts."}, {"start": 2416.84, "end": 2417.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2417.84, "end": 2418.84, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 2418.84, "end": 2419.84, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 2419.84, "end": 2420.84, "text": " I just thought, why not?"}, {"start": 2420.84, "end": 2421.84, "text": " Because earlier you said you had nothing."}, {"start": 2421.84, "end": 2422.84, "text": " Oh, no, I have gifts."}, {"start": 2422.84, "end": 2424.84, "text": " I told you it was a gift exchange and maybe something like that."}, {"start": 2424.84, "end": 2425.84, "text": " You're really hurting me."}, {"start": 2425.84, "end": 2427.84, "text": " Sorry about that."}, {"start": 2427.84, "end": 2428.84, "text": " You're just really hurting me."}, {"start": 2428.84, "end": 2429.84, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 2429.84, "end": 2430.84, "text": " That helmet looks good on you."}, {"start": 2430.84, "end": 2431.84, "text": " Thanks, dude."}, {"start": 2435.84, "end": 2436.84, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2436.84, "end": 2438.84, "text": " I just feel like you should be more appreciative."}, {"start": 2438.84, "end": 2439.84, "text": " Bloody."}, {"start": 2439.84, "end": 2441.84, "text": " Would you have gifts for everybody?"}, {"start": 2441.84, "end": 2442.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2442.84, "end": 2443.84, "text": " The doctor's tickets tonight."}, {"start": 2443.84, "end": 2444.84, "text": " That's actually safe."}, {"start": 2444.84, "end": 2446.84, "text": " So how are the seats good?"}, {"start": 2446.84, "end": 2447.84, "text": " They're really good."}, {"start": 2447.84, "end": 2449.84, "text": " Like, how much did you spend?"}, {"start": 2449.84, "end": 2451.84, "text": " I don't even want to say on the screen."}, {"start": 2451.84, "end": 2458.1600000000003, "text": " Ridiculous amounts so we're gonna see and hang out with Shohei Otani tonight. It's not get I'm at Luca"}, {"start": 2458.44, "end": 2460.44, "text": " Yeah, Luca. We did me Luca. That was like a year ago"}, {"start": 2465.04, "end": 2467.88, "text": " Are you guys ready for a gift way done or with this off"}, {"start": 2474.2000000000003, "end": 2476.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, so I three boxes"}, {"start": 2476.6000000000004, "end": 2481.0, "text": " But I don't know who gets to open cuz I know I think in time right well"}, {"start": 2481.0, "end": 2486.96, "text": " Also, I'm filming a real so I want to do it one time like hand it to me. Oh smart. Yeah, what if we all leave wait"}, {"start": 2486.96, "end": 2489.32, "text": " What if no you don't have to leave what if only one of us there?"}, {"start": 2489.52, "end": 2495.04, "text": " It's like this. It's the same, but they're all very different. You know what I mean, so it's right like uh like Barbies"}, {"start": 2496.08, "end": 2498.08, "text": " Yeah, like Barbies"}, {"start": 2498.88, "end": 2500.88, "text": " So smart in the studio"}, {"start": 2503.12, "end": 2507.2, "text": " Yeah, no, no, no, I think oh I can open all the gifts"}, {"start": 2511.0, "end": 2513.0, "text": " That's foosly first."}, {"start": 2513.0, "end": 2514.0, "text": " Foosly first?"}, {"start": 2514.0, "end": 2516.0, "text": " Foosly, Squeaks, Ludwig Ray."}, {"start": 2516.0, "end": 2519.0, "text": " Oh, I didn't, honestly, I didn't get one for me."}, {"start": 2519.0, "end": 2520.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2520.0, "end": 2522.0, "text": " I didn't get one for myself."}, {"start": 2522.0, "end": 2523.0, "text": " She's got a foosly."}, {"start": 2523.0, "end": 2524.0, "text": " Wait, that's bad."}, {"start": 2524.0, "end": 2525.0, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 2525.0, "end": 2526.0, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 2526.0, "end": 2528.0, "text": " Can we, can we get in there?"}, {"start": 2528.0, "end": 2531.0, "text": " Do you know I've been collecting a very single-"}, {"start": 2531.0, "end": 2532.0, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2532.0, "end": 2535.0, "text": " Pokemon pack for years."}, {"start": 2535.0, "end": 2539.0, "text": " Do you know how hard it was to get all of them?"}, {"start": 2539.0, "end": 2541.0, "text": " You know how easy it was for me to just grab it off the shelf?"}, {"start": 2543.0, "end": 2544.0, "text": " Alright, ready Leslie?"}, {"start": 2544.0, "end": 2545.0, "text": " Oh, oh my god."}, {"start": 2545.0, "end": 2546.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2546.0, "end": 2547.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2547.0, "end": 2550.0, "text": " So technically when I open this, we're all like opening it."}, {"start": 2550.0, "end": 2552.0, "text": " Because you're all going to get your own."}, {"start": 2552.0, "end": 2553.0, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 2553.0, "end": 2554.0, "text": " We're getting the get-reviews."}, {"start": 2554.0, "end": 2555.0, "text": " Oh, it's a grand reveal."}, {"start": 2555.0, "end": 2556.0, "text": " Hey, you know what?"}, {"start": 2556.0, "end": 2557.0, "text": " Maybe we'll do it at the same time."}, {"start": 2557.0, "end": 2558.0, "text": " Oh, it's a grand reveal?"}, {"start": 2558.0, "end": 2561.0, "text": " I realize it's because you guys look so cute together like this."}, {"start": 2561.0, "end": 2562.0, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2562.0, "end": 2563.0, "text": " Okay, I like that."}, {"start": 2563.0, "end": 2564.0, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 2564.0, "end": 2565.0, "text": " I like the same time."}, {"start": 2565.0, "end": 2566.0, "text": " Yeah, I feel like the same time is kind of fun."}, {"start": 2566.0, "end": 2567.0, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2567.0, "end": 2568.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2568.0, "end": 2569.62, "text": " Oh, I miss the dope."}, {"start": 2569.62, "end": 2570.3, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2570.3, "end": 2570.94, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2570.94, "end": 2571.78, "text": " Top of Sleek?"}, {"start": 2571.78, "end": 2572.44, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2572.44, "end": 2575.82, "text": " And then I was going to film an ASMR opening of this,"}, {"start": 2575.82, "end": 2578.18, "text": " but the same is not cool if we all do an ASMR style"}, {"start": 2578.18, "end": 2578.98, "text": " for my TikTok."}, {"start": 2578.98, "end": 2579.48, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 2579.48, "end": 2580.48, "text": " ASMR."}, {"start": 2580.48, "end": 2581.98, "text": " I'm getting out of here."}, {"start": 2581.98, "end": 2583.5, "text": " I thought I was starting."}, {"start": 2583.5, "end": 2584.0, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2584.0, "end": 2586.06, "text": " This is a year and a half in the Medicaid."}, {"start": 2586.06, "end": 2586.82, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2586.82, "end": 2587.32, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2587.32, "end": 2588.38, "text": " So a year and a half."}, {"start": 2588.38, "end": 2588.7, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 2588.7, "end": 2590.98, "text": " So the gift was a year long to get?"}, {"start": 2590.98, "end": 2593.62, "text": " Well, it's yes."}, {"start": 2593.62, "end": 2594.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2594.18, "end": 2596.38, "text": " Because it's been done for probably about four months now."}, {"start": 2596.38, "end": 2597.02, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 2597.02, "end": 2601.7599999999998, "text": " I feel like eight months for that's I'm excited. It took a long time. I'm gonna check it back"}, {"start": 2601.88, "end": 2604.08, "text": " They spent a lot on this yes"}, {"start": 2605.52, "end": 2610.4, "text": " Oh, yeah, it's an artist. I feel so bad like the tickets were 80 bucks"}, {"start": 2612.4, "end": 2615.44, "text": " No, there was 75 but there's like like some fees"}, {"start": 2621.2, "end": 2623.48, "text": " Like I don't want to do anything more I just want to tell you"}, {"start": 2623.48, "end": 2624.48, "text": " I feel bad."}, {"start": 2624.48, "end": 2625.48, "text": " That exonerates you."}, {"start": 2625.48, "end": 2627.2, "text": " Yeah, because I'm self-aware of feeling bad."}, {"start": 2627.2, "end": 2628.2, "text": " Is that not enough?"}, {"start": 2628.2, "end": 2629.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2629.2, "end": 2630.2, "text": " We want you to pay for dinner."}, {"start": 2630.2, "end": 2631.2, "text": " We're gonna have a big dinner tonight."}, {"start": 2631.2, "end": 2632.2, "text": " Let's do some talk."}, {"start": 2632.2, "end": 2633.2, "text": " I don't even do anything."}, {"start": 2633.2, "end": 2634.2, "text": " Look under your face."}, {"start": 2634.2, "end": 2635.2, "text": " The hot dog in the background is just making it look so good."}, {"start": 2635.2, "end": 2636.2, "text": " That's what we're eating tonight."}, {"start": 2636.2, "end": 2637.2, "text": " Hot dogs, cookies."}, {"start": 2637.2, "end": 2638.2, "text": " Yeah, that sounds amazing."}, {"start": 2638.2, "end": 2639.2, "text": " Okay, be careful."}, {"start": 2639.2, "end": 2640.2, "text": " All at once for real?"}, {"start": 2640.2, "end": 2641.2, "text": " Yeah, for real."}, {"start": 2641.2, "end": 2642.2, "text": " Be careful."}, {"start": 2642.2, "end": 2643.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2643.2, "end": 2644.2, "text": " Is it alive?"}, {"start": 2644.2, "end": 2645.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2645.2, "end": 2646.2, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 2646.2, "end": 2647.2, "text": " Don't open it at all."}, {"start": 2647.2, "end": 2648.2, "text": " Because like if you, I didn't open my eyes."}, {"start": 2648.2000000000003, "end": 2649.9600000000005, "text": " Okay, is it alive?"}, {"start": 2649.9600000000005, "end": 2650.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2650.8, "end": 2652.28, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, don't open it, I thought,"}, {"start": 2652.28, "end": 2654.6800000000003, "text": " cause like if you, I didn't open my lid."}, {"start": 2654.6800000000003, "end": 2655.7200000000003, "text": " No, no, we gotta get this together."}, {"start": 2655.7200000000003, "end": 2656.5600000000004, "text": " I'm so fucking nervous."}, {"start": 2656.5600000000004, "end": 2659.76, "text": " Okay, alright guys, this raid works really hard on this."}, {"start": 2659.76, "end": 2661.4, "text": " Okay, everyone close your eyes and lid the lid."}, {"start": 2661.4, "end": 2662.2400000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 2662.2400000000002, "end": 2663.0800000000004, "text": " Close?"}, {"start": 2663.0800000000004, "end": 2663.92, "text": " Okay, now open it."}, {"start": 2663.92, "end": 2665.5800000000004, "text": " Okay, three, two, one."}, {"start": 2666.5200000000004, "end": 2667.8, "text": " We have to be careful."}, {"start": 2667.8, "end": 2668.9600000000005, "text": " Oh wait."}, {"start": 2668.9600000000005, "end": 2669.8, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 2671.88, "end": 2673.6800000000003, "text": " It's locked in, it's locked in."}, {"start": 2673.6800000000003, "end": 2674.92, "text": " Yeah, you have to un-sit it."}, {"start": 2674.92, "end": 2675.76, "text": " Wait, wait."}, {"start": 2675.76, "end": 2677.9600000000005, "text": " How do we, how do we, how do we, how do we,"}, {"start": 2677.96, "end": 2679.96, "text": " Hold up. I think we should actually do one at a time."}, {"start": 2679.96, "end": 2681.96, "text": " Wait, really? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 2681.96, "end": 2683.96, "text": " I already have mine out. Yeah, I think so."}, {"start": 2683.96, "end": 2686.96, "text": " I think mine is the coolest thing ever."}, {"start": 2686.96, "end": 2689.96, "text": " It's so awesome."}, {"start": 2689.96, "end": 2691.96, "text": " It's a custom figurine."}, {"start": 2691.96, "end": 2693.96, "text": " And it's Coots with a Shohei jersey."}, {"start": 2693.96, "end": 2695.96, "text": " That's what you think."}, {"start": 2695.96, "end": 2697.96, "text": " Isn't that awesome?"}, {"start": 2697.96, "end": 2699.96, "text": " Hey, look at that."}, {"start": 2699.96, "end": 2701.96, "text": " That's amazing. Look at that."}, {"start": 2701.96, "end": 2703.96, "text": " Isn't that actually..."}, {"start": 2703.96, "end": 2705.96, "text": " That's so awesome, dude."}, {"start": 2705.96, "end": 2711.36, "text": " This is actually probably top three greatest gifts. I've ever received in my life"}, {"start": 2711.36, "end": 2716.3, "text": " I'm not being a little sarcastic. You're not actually top three all time. Yes"}, {"start": 2721.48, "end": 2725.6, "text": " No, I'm just it's fine just of your whole life. Yeah, I like the whole 30 years"}, {"start": 2727.04, "end": 2731.26, "text": " Okay, okay. Wow. Wait, I think I got the best one, too. No, don't look"}, {"start": 2732.08, "end": 2734.2400000000002, "text": " Okay, honestly, I really like all three"}, {"start": 2734.2400000000002, "end": 2736.9, "text": " Don't look. Mine actually mods you."}, {"start": 2736.9, "end": 2738.6600000000003, "text": " This is awesome, ma."}, {"start": 2738.6600000000003, "end": 2739.6600000000003, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 2741.1600000000003, "end": 2742.1600000000003, "text": " Oh, it's so cool."}, {"start": 2742.1600000000003, "end": 2744.6600000000003, "text": " That is so cool."}, {"start": 2744.6600000000003, "end": 2746.6600000000003, "text": " It's so awesome, actually. Hold on."}, {"start": 2747.6600000000003, "end": 2749.6600000000003, "text": " Wait, yeah, I wanna see the details."}, {"start": 2750.6600000000003, "end": 2754.1600000000003, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 2754.1600000000003, "end": 2759.5000000000005, "text": " It's Mario with a fucking CS knife."}, {"start": 2759.5000000000005, "end": 2761.1400000000003, "text": " Hold up. Freaking..."}, {"start": 2761.1400000000003, "end": 2763.9, "text": " Jump in? Oh, my God, it's like my fucking..."}, {"start": 2763.9, "end": 2765.9, "text": " Yeah, they're so custom."}, {"start": 2765.9, "end": 2766.9, "text": " Wait, how?"}, {"start": 2766.9, "end": 2767.9, "text": " Yeah, what?"}, {"start": 2767.9, "end": 2769.9, "text": " Oh, I'll tell you about the artist in the room."}, {"start": 2769.9, "end": 2770.9, "text": " Wait, step on it."}, {"start": 2770.9, "end": 2771.9, "text": " But there's an op."}, {"start": 2771.9, "end": 2772.9, "text": " Did they see the op?"}, {"start": 2772.9, "end": 2773.9, "text": " Yeah, he's got a..."}, {"start": 2773.9, "end": 2775.9, "text": " It's like all your favorite things."}, {"start": 2775.9, "end": 2776.9, "text": " It's so good."}, {"start": 2776.9, "end": 2778.9, "text": " And he's got a stopwatch because you're a speedrunner."}, {"start": 2778.9, "end": 2779.9, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 2779.9, "end": 2780.9, "text": " He's got a..."}, {"start": 2780.9, "end": 2781.9, "text": " He's because he's British."}, {"start": 2781.9, "end": 2782.9, "text": " And he's getting out of the..."}, {"start": 2782.9, "end": 2783.9, "text": " ...way from the pub."}, {"start": 2783.9, "end": 2784.9, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 2784.9, "end": 2785.9, "text": " Yeah, no, I understand."}, {"start": 2785.9, "end": 2786.9, "text": " And he's out of dust, too."}, {"start": 2786.9, "end": 2787.9, "text": " He's out of dust, too."}, {"start": 2787.9, "end": 2788.9, "text": " I got a stopwatch."}, {"start": 2788.9, "end": 2789.9, "text": " And he's out of dust, too."}, {"start": 2789.9, "end": 2790.9, "text": " Yeah, he's holding a T4."}, {"start": 2790.9, "end": 2791.9, "text": " That is so cute."}, {"start": 2791.9, "end": 2792.9, "text": " Wait, it's actually..."}, {"start": 2792.9, "end": 2796.94, "text": " Wait, it's actually it's awesome. Thank you so much. Wait and she actually puts you in it"}, {"start": 2798.38, "end": 2804.2200000000003, "text": " Those are your freaking brows. Yeah, did think of you putting that I can't do it wait. This is so cool"}, {"start": 2806.62, "end": 2810.94, "text": " I only saw the spoilers of my cats are in this and then I wasn't wait. Do you want me to unwrap it?"}, {"start": 2810.94, "end": 2812.94, "text": " So then you don't have to deal with like oh, yeah"}, {"start": 2814.06, "end": 2816.06, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2816.06, "end": 2817.18, "text": " I did see my cat and I saw-"}, {"start": 2817.18, "end": 2819.22, "text": " I had a coffee carrier that's in and she opened it."}, {"start": 2819.22, "end": 2821.38, "text": " I saw Shine and I saw Bread."}, {"start": 2821.38, "end": 2822.22, "text": " I saw Fred."}, {"start": 2822.22, "end": 2823.06, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2823.06, "end": 2823.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2823.9, "end": 2825.46, "text": " And that's all I've seen."}, {"start": 2825.46, "end": 2827.2999999999997, "text": " Oh, don't drop it."}, {"start": 2827.2999999999997, "end": 2828.14, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 2828.14, "end": 2828.98, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 2828.98, "end": 2829.82, "text": " Don't drop it."}, {"start": 2829.82, "end": 2830.66, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 2830.66, "end": 2831.5, "text": " Frickin' drop it."}, {"start": 2831.5, "end": 2832.82, "text": " That is so cute!"}, {"start": 2834.82, "end": 2835.98, "text": " So cute!"}, {"start": 2835.98, "end": 2840.34, "text": " So those are my cats in a freaking bakery basket."}, {"start": 2840.34, "end": 2841.18, "text": " Is that not?"}, {"start": 2841.18, "end": 2842.38, "text": " Okay, how do they see it Shine?"}, {"start": 2842.38, "end": 2843.22, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 2843.22, "end": 2844.86, "text": " Look how cute."}, {"start": 2844.86, "end": 2845.94, "text": " Of course Sock made it."}, {"start": 2845.94, "end": 2848.34, "text": " Rose, you know, of course, sock is in there."}, {"start": 2848.34, "end": 2849.26, "text": " Barely made a cut."}, {"start": 2849.26, "end": 2850.46, "text": " He's got so cute."}, {"start": 2850.46, "end": 2851.7000000000003, "text": " He's got a cute ray."}, {"start": 2851.7000000000003, "end": 2852.7000000000003, "text": " These are so cute."}, {"start": 2852.7000000000003, "end": 2854.14, "text": " That is cute, bro."}, {"start": 2854.14, "end": 2854.82, "text": " This is awesome."}, {"start": 2854.82, "end": 2857.94, "text": " Wait, who's the best?"}, {"start": 2857.94, "end": 2859.5, "text": " Dude, look at the detail in my basket."}, {"start": 2859.5, "end": 2861.86, "text": " I think we all like ours because they're so chaotic."}, {"start": 2861.86, "end": 2862.36, "text": " They are."}, {"start": 2862.36, "end": 2862.86, "text": " They're so nice."}, {"start": 2862.86, "end": 2866.02, "text": " It's my knife, stiletto fade."}, {"start": 2866.02, "end": 2866.5, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 2866.5, "end": 2867.3, "text": " But you have that?"}, {"start": 2867.3, "end": 2867.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2867.8, "end": 2868.78, "text": " You have a stiletto fade?"}, {"start": 2868.78, "end": 2871.9, "text": " I'm borrowing it from Blonders."}, {"start": 2871.9, "end": 2872.7400000000002, "text": " I did not break it."}, {"start": 2872.7400000000002, "end": 2873.7000000000003, "text": " They're so cute."}, {"start": 2873.7000000000003, "end": 2875.18, "text": " I think mine's the best, bro."}, {"start": 2875.18, "end": 2876.62, "text": " Look at Coots."}, {"start": 2876.62, "end": 2878.62, "text": " Wait, artist is an artist."}, {"start": 2878.62, "end": 2879.46, "text": " Who is the artist?"}, {"start": 2879.46, "end": 2880.1, "text": " Tell us, Ray."}, {"start": 2880.1, "end": 2881.94, "text": " I'm going to tag him when I post the reel."}, {"start": 2881.94, "end": 2883.74, "text": " But his name is Cida Props."}, {"start": 2883.74, "end": 2886.06, "text": " He does life-size weapons."}, {"start": 2886.06, "end": 2889.4199999999996, "text": " He does a bunch of custom figurines and stuff."}, {"start": 2889.4199999999996, "end": 2891.46, "text": " He literally is so great to work with."}, {"start": 2891.46, "end": 2893.46, "text": " I was just trying to, you're coming up with ideas."}, {"start": 2893.46, "end": 2893.94, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2893.94, "end": 2896.66, "text": " I was like, I just want to put their interests together."}, {"start": 2896.66, "end": 2897.8599999999997, "text": " Wait, this is so crazy."}, {"start": 2897.8599999999997, "end": 2899.54, "text": " Yeah, he's super talented."}, {"start": 2899.54, "end": 2901.02, "text": " Wait, OK."}, {"start": 2901.02, "end": 2902.1, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 2902.1, "end": 2903.14, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 2903.14, "end": 2904.58, "text": " I feel like this is too big of a gift."}, {"start": 2904.58, "end": 2906.58, "text": " It's been a year and a half."}, {"start": 2906.58, "end": 2908.58, "text": " Okay, I'll take it."}, {"start": 2908.58, "end": 2910.58, "text": " Are you guys falling for this?"}, {"start": 2910.58, "end": 2912.58, "text": " No, this is insane."}, {"start": 2912.58, "end": 2914.58, "text": " It's so thoughtful."}, {"start": 2914.58, "end": 2916.58, "text": " It's amazing gifts."}, {"start": 2916.58, "end": 2918.58, "text": " The seats were not $85."}, {"start": 2918.58, "end": 2920.58, "text": " No, no, no. They're like $800 a seat."}, {"start": 2920.58, "end": 2922.58, "text": " Wait, actually?"}, {"start": 2922.58, "end": 2924.58, "text": " You can see the real price."}, {"start": 2924.58, "end": 2926.58, "text": " The real price."}, {"start": 2926.58, "end": 2928.58, "text": " It's so thoughtful."}, {"start": 2928.58, "end": 2930.58, "text": " It's so cool."}, {"start": 2930.58, "end": 2932.58, "text": " You're a new binoculars."}, {"start": 2932.58, "end": 2934.92, "text": " It makes it look like the detail on the thrust."}, {"start": 2934.92, "end": 2936.12, "text": " No, look at mine."}, {"start": 2936.12, "end": 2937.74, "text": " He painted them."}, {"start": 2937.74, "end": 2942.14, "text": " Mine feels the most like an anime figure, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2942.14, "end": 2945.66, "text": " This is like the pose you'd have with like an ace or like a"}, {"start": 2945.66, "end": 2947.54, "text": " Luffy Dodger's collab."}, {"start": 2947.54, "end": 2949.22, "text": " This is literally higher quality."}, {"start": 2949.22, "end": 2952.14, "text": " I have a Luffy Gear 5 base."}, {"start": 2952.14, "end": 2953.22, "text": " Oh, I want it's higher quality."}, {"start": 2953.22, "end": 2955.14, "text": " Wait, can I see yours?"}, {"start": 2955.14, "end": 2956.9, "text": " Oh my god, squeeze."}, {"start": 2956.9, "end": 2959.02, "text": " Oh, whoa."}, {"start": 2959.02, "end": 2961.1, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2961.1, "end": 2962.2999999999997, "text": " This is so nice, actually."}, {"start": 2962.3, "end": 2967.94, "text": " I did not know you were gonna. You know, it's weird about this. I don't know. I've never seen a goomba with hands"}, {"start": 2967.94, "end": 2969.94, "text": " It is so"}, {"start": 2970.46, "end": 2975.1000000000004, "text": " He's holding a C4. I know but like I don't think his hands would be there if he had hands they'd be like"}, {"start": 2978.98, "end": 2983.0600000000004, "text": " I feel like I have to make better no this is so"}, {"start": 2986.78, "end": 2988.78, "text": " Above and beyond was it?"}, {"start": 2992.3, "end": 2993.5800000000004, "text": " I know, you can tell."}, {"start": 2993.5800000000004, "end": 2995.98, "text": " Okay, fine, you can borrow one of my knives."}, {"start": 2995.98, "end": 2996.82, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 2996.82, "end": 2997.6600000000003, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 2997.6600000000003, "end": 2998.5, "text": " Not you."}, {"start": 2998.5, "end": 2999.32, "text": " What do you got?"}, {"start": 2999.32, "end": 3000.1600000000003, "text": " The M9 knife?"}, {"start": 3000.1600000000003, "end": 3001.0, "text": " And that's it."}, {"start": 3001.0, "end": 3001.84, "text": " No, I have another one."}, {"start": 3001.84, "end": 3002.6800000000003, "text": " I'll let her borrow my other one."}, {"start": 3002.6800000000003, "end": 3003.52, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 3003.52, "end": 3004.82, "text": " I don't know the exact name of it."}, {"start": 3004.82, "end": 3007.34, "text": " It's an M9, I believe, but that's all her."}, {"start": 3007.34, "end": 3008.1800000000003, "text": " M9."}, {"start": 3008.1800000000003, "end": 3009.02, "text": " Morrow?"}, {"start": 3009.02, "end": 3009.98, "text": " You wouldn't just give it?"}, {"start": 3009.98, "end": 3010.82, "text": " I'll give it to you."}, {"start": 3010.82, "end": 3011.6600000000003, "text": " I'll give you my knife."}, {"start": 3011.6600000000003, "end": 3012.5, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 3012.5, "end": 3013.34, "text": " I'll give you, not my M9 marble fade,"}, {"start": 3013.34, "end": 3014.7400000000002, "text": " because that one is, but it's my other knife."}, {"start": 3014.7400000000002, "end": 3015.5800000000004, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 3015.5800000000004, "end": 3016.54, "text": " I don't know the name of it,"}, {"start": 3016.54, "end": 3017.38, "text": " but it's like a really nice one."}, {"start": 3017.38, "end": 3019.1400000000003, "text": " The one that you opened on first case?"}, {"start": 3019.14, "end": 3023.2999999999997, "text": " not that's that's what i think that's it and i i sold my open case one got a"}, {"start": 3023.2999999999997, "end": 3025.06, "text": " steam it's a bandit i have a bandit"}, {"start": 3025.06, "end": 3027.56, "text": " it's a really nice bandit"}, {"start": 3027.56, "end": 3029.06, "text": " it's not cute that's cute"}, {"start": 3029.06, "end": 3032.7799999999997, "text": " that's done that's two b doors yes i'm freaking dot yeah that's"}, {"start": 3032.7799999999997, "end": 3034.2999999999997, "text": " that's my man"}, {"start": 3034.2999999999997, "end": 3037.3799999999997, "text": " that's your map i know yeah what is on the door"}, {"start": 3037.3799999999997, "end": 3039.9, "text": " it's sick it's so sick"}, {"start": 3039.9, "end": 3043.1, "text": " i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm just like i you know when you're holding"}, {"start": 3043.1, "end": 3046.7, "text": " i would have thought let me touch your ears now no no i want to just hold it"}, {"start": 3046.7000000000003, "end": 3050.0000000000005, "text": " Like the bread comes out. It's really cute. Leslie, can I put it with you?"}, {"start": 3050.0000000000005, "end": 3053.7000000000003, "text": " Yes, the bread comes out. And I think mushroom's curry is as hell."}, {"start": 3053.7000000000003, "end": 3056.7000000000003, "text": " Okay, look at the bread. Oh yeah, mushroom's curry. Look at the bread's come out."}, {"start": 3056.7000000000003, "end": 3059.7000000000003, "text": " Oh my god. Did you feel mushroom? Yeah, it is. It's fuzzy."}, {"start": 3059.7000000000003, "end": 3061.7000000000003, "text": " Dude, it's amazing. Don't eat it."}, {"start": 3061.7000000000003, "end": 3064.7000000000003, "text": " Oh, I know what it is. So, what's up with the bread is we went to"}, {"start": 3064.7000000000003, "end": 3071.7000000000003, "text": " one of our favorite restaurants, and the chef, like, sugar-dusted mushroom and stuff."}, {"start": 3071.7000000000003, "end": 3074.7000000000003, "text": " Fuck that spot, by the way. Providence? No."}, {"start": 3074.7000000000003, "end": 3076.7000000000003, "text": " I'm trying to go for that place."}, {"start": 3076.7000000000003, "end": 3078.7000000000003, "text": " We'll give you the lore drop on the wider side."}, {"start": 3078.7000000000003, "end": 3080.7000000000003, "text": " Oh my god, I hate that place."}, {"start": 3080.7000000000003, "end": 3081.7000000000003, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3081.7000000000003, "end": 3084.7000000000003, "text": " Because Providence is a three star Michelin restaurant in LA"}, {"start": 3084.7000000000003, "end": 3086.7000000000003, "text": " and Squeaks has come into town twice"}, {"start": 3086.7000000000003, "end": 3088.7000000000003, "text": " and both times he's like,"}, {"start": 3088.7000000000003, "end": 3090.7000000000003, "text": " like, let's get a nice dinner."}, {"start": 3090.7000000000003, "end": 3092.7000000000003, "text": " And so I booked Providence."}, {"start": 3092.7000000000003, "end": 3094.7000000000003, "text": " First time Squeaks leaves before the reservation I had."}, {"start": 3094.7000000000003, "end": 3095.7000000000003, "text": " I gotta go."}, {"start": 3095.7000000000003, "end": 3096.7000000000003, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 3096.7000000000003, "end": 3099.7000000000003, "text": " Then I find out they're not open Sunday or Monday."}, {"start": 3099.7000000000003, "end": 3102.7000000000003, "text": " So he's not here on Tuesday."}, {"start": 3102.7000000000003, "end": 3105.82, "text": " because usually we're doing something he's flying inside of you know so they're"}, {"start": 3105.82, "end": 3109.1800000000003, "text": " not even open but I called this time because you always tell me you gotta get"}, {"start": 3109.1800000000003, "end": 3113.5000000000005, "text": " the the room that I forgot what it's called the"}, {"start": 3113.5000000000005, "end": 3118.2200000000003, "text": " the Sonoma room so I call and I go hey I have a friend coming into town I'm"}, {"start": 3118.2200000000003, "end": 3121.94, "text": " hoping to book the Sonoma room and he goes you don't just book the Sonoma room"}, {"start": 3121.94, "end": 3128.34, "text": " oh yeah you don't just book the Sonoma room do you know how bad that felt"}, {"start": 3128.34, "end": 3131.34, "text": " I was like, okay, so what do I do?"}, {"start": 3131.34, "end": 3133.34, "text": " He's like, you can give me your info,"}, {"start": 3133.34, "end": 3135.34, "text": " and if we have availability, I'll call you back."}, {"start": 3135.34, "end": 3137.34, "text": " And I'm like, okay, he's like, what's the date?"}, {"start": 3137.34, "end": 3138.34, "text": " I tell him the date."}, {"start": 3138.34, "end": 3139.34, "text": " He's like, we have availability."}, {"start": 3139.34, "end": 3140.34, "text": " I'll call you back."}, {"start": 3140.34, "end": 3142.34, "text": " I'm like, we can't just do it now?"}, {"start": 3142.34, "end": 3144.34, "text": " And then he's like, no."}, {"start": 3144.34, "end": 3147.34, "text": " And by the way, it's $5,000."}, {"start": 3147.34, "end": 3149.34, "text": " And I go, I'm worth it."}, {"start": 3149.34, "end": 3150.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3150.34, "end": 3151.34, "text": " I'm worth it."}, {"start": 3151.34, "end": 3153.34, "text": " And then he goes, you have to stand for it."}, {"start": 3153.34, "end": 3156.34, "text": " He goes, okay, well we'll see."}, {"start": 3156.34, "end": 3158.34, "text": " Well, we'll see. Maybe we'll call you back."}, {"start": 3158.34, "end": 3159.34, "text": " It's expensive."}, {"start": 3159.34, "end": 3161.34, "text": " So I hang up."}, {"start": 3161.34, "end": 3163.34, "text": " I find out after that squeeze can't do it."}, {"start": 3163.34, "end": 3166.34, "text": " They call me eight times. I ignore every call."}, {"start": 3166.34, "end": 3168.34, "text": " They've been calling me every day since I called."}, {"start": 3168.34, "end": 3170.34, "text": " Why don't you pick up and tell them?"}, {"start": 3170.34, "end": 3172.34, "text": " They're so fucking rude."}, {"start": 3172.34, "end": 3174.34, "text": " Yeah, you know what? I'm not just..."}, {"start": 3174.34, "end": 3175.34, "text": " I'm signing with Levy."}, {"start": 3175.34, "end": 3176.34, "text": " I'm not even thinking of my name."}, {"start": 3176.34, "end": 3177.34, "text": " I'm signing with you."}, {"start": 3177.34, "end": 3178.34, "text": " They're too uppity."}, {"start": 3178.34, "end": 3180.34, "text": " That's too uppity, too fancy, too expensive."}, {"start": 3180.34, "end": 3182.34, "text": " You haven't had the bread."}, {"start": 3182.34, "end": 3184.34, "text": " I've actually had problems."}, {"start": 3184.34, "end": 3185.34, "text": " But you didn't have the bread."}, {"start": 3185.34, "end": 3189.1000000000004, "text": " the bread. I went through the chef's course and the chef came out and he"}, {"start": 3189.1000000000004, "end": 3192.82, "text": " described everything to me. He's like, this is a fish caught from the Alaskan sea"}, {"start": 3192.82, "end": 3196.9, "text": " and I was like, all right. The salt from the fish is the warmest. Who gives a shit about all that?"}, {"start": 3196.9, "end": 3201.1400000000003, "text": " It's not even that good. It's delicious. Okay, anyways, so when we went, we had a"}, {"start": 3201.1400000000003, "end": 3204.98, "text": " lovely time. The bread comes out. There's this amazing bread that comes out."}, {"start": 3204.98, "end": 3209.42, "text": " They give a whole speech on it. And then we get the bread and I look at"}, {"start": 3209.42, "end": 3215.02, "text": " the bread and the guy who brings it out was like, oh, the chef, like this"}, {"start": 3215.02, "end": 3217.02, "text": " This is from the chef, if you notice anything."}, {"start": 3217.02, "end": 3220.62, "text": " And I look and I see like, it's etched into the bread,"}, {"start": 3220.62, "end": 3223.34, "text": " a mushroom and a sock."}, {"start": 3223.34, "end": 3225.62, "text": " Like an actual mushroom, like a little sock."}, {"start": 3225.62, "end": 3228.18, "text": " And I was like, what is that?"}, {"start": 3228.18, "end": 3231.62, "text": " And I was like, is that like a stocking and a mushroom?"}, {"start": 3231.62, "end": 3233.9, "text": " I was like, because I didn't think of any world"}, {"start": 3233.9, "end": 3235.46, "text": " they would know my cats, right?"}, {"start": 3235.46, "end": 3237.02, "text": " And then he's like, well, not a stocking."}, {"start": 3237.02, "end": 3239.82, "text": " And I was like, do you know my cats?"}, {"start": 3239.82, "end": 3242.38, "text": " And then they're like, the chef did a little research,"}, {"start": 3242.38, "end": 3244.46, "text": " you know, and we like to be familiar with it."}, {"start": 3244.46, "end": 3246.7, "text": " They said this is your favorite restaurant."}, {"start": 3246.7, "end": 3248.58, "text": " And I, my God dropped, okay?"}, {"start": 3248.58, "end": 3251.9, "text": " And so they, they, they, they, they did that."}, {"start": 3251.9, "end": 3254.46, "text": " And I brought home the lid of the bread."}, {"start": 3254.46, "end": 3255.78, "text": " And I just put it in my refrigerator"}, {"start": 3255.78, "end": 3257.58, "text": " because I was like, it's so cool."}, {"start": 3257.58, "end": 3258.58, "text": " Well, now I don't have it anymore."}, {"start": 3258.58, "end": 3259.9, "text": " I, it took a bite."}, {"start": 3259.9, "end": 3260.7400000000002, "text": " Anyways, okay."}, {"start": 3260.7400000000002, "end": 3261.78, "text": " Squeezes rolling his freaking."}, {"start": 3261.78, "end": 3264.34, "text": " My ass is never stopping to streamers, bro."}, {"start": 3264.34, "end": 3265.78, "text": " You mentioned this restaurant."}, {"start": 3265.78, "end": 3267.98, "text": " I did, I did, I did."}, {"start": 3267.98, "end": 3271.42, "text": " I went there for my wife and my anniversary."}, {"start": 3272.3, "end": 3273.5, "text": " Is that okay with you guys?"}, {"start": 3273.5, "end": 3278.7, "text": " Is that alright or are you guys gonna make jokes about it? I heard the bread is only 5k. I said yuck"}, {"start": 3280.42, "end": 3282.94, "text": " But I didn't get the Providence the room this"}, {"start": 3284.58, "end": 3291.88, "text": " People yeah, so it's an eight person multi-course four-hour dinner thing well to my credit by the way I actually didn't ignore them"}, {"start": 3291.88, "end": 3296.02, "text": " I did pick up the call okay good. I said call me tomorrow. I can't I have a hot"}, {"start": 3297.14, "end": 3299.14, "text": " And then I ignored"}, {"start": 3299.14, "end": 3304.74, "text": " go with you I can't right now I was in my bed place this way just can't right now"}, {"start": 3304.74, "end": 3308.2999999999997, "text": " coming tomorrow"}, {"start": 3308.2999999999997, "end": 3314.7999999999997, "text": " la la what are you gonna say I was gonna say like my hot take is like fine"}, {"start": 3314.7999999999997, "end": 3318.8599999999997, "text": " dining like there's only a couple places that I've gone which I've genuinely"}, {"start": 3318.8599999999997, "end": 3323.5, "text": " been impressed but most of it's kind of I know I know yeah it's like this is"}, {"start": 3323.5, "end": 3328.44, "text": " Experimental some yeah fucking good what fucking in and out"}, {"start": 3329.76, "end": 3331.76, "text": " What wait?"}, {"start": 3337.34, "end": 3341.32, "text": " How do we get a dog your dog dog your dog dog you have to get a"}, {"start": 3342.52, "end": 3346.56, "text": " Grandle before yes, can we upload our pictures to scramble? Yeah?"}, {"start": 3346.56, "end": 3352.48, "text": " We could yeah, wait, what is that scramble is like a picture of a food from a stadium and you have to upload the price and what the food is"}, {"start": 3352.48, "end": 3357.36, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, there's a rating of the food. Yeah, I've never but like every time I see it"}, {"start": 3357.36, "end": 3360.46, "text": " I'm like I've never been in that setting because the only sports game I've ever been to is basketball game"}, {"start": 3360.46, "end": 3363.4, "text": " I went to this is my second one and then besides these sports games"}, {"start": 3363.4, "end": 3368.42, "text": " I don't know if that counts but like then I they take a food a picture of their food and then they like put the prize and you"}, {"start": 3368.42, "end": 3370.84, "text": " Have to vote on like which one you eat. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 3370.84, "end": 3376.68, "text": " Yeah, I'll play a scramble. I'm I knew that I played all the time actually, but that's it's total bullshit"}, {"start": 3376.68, "end": 3378.66, "text": " It's a little bullshit because sometimes people"}, {"start": 3378.66, "end": 3382.8999999999996, "text": " Yeah, because people are fucking they see a beer and they get excited and they vote the beer"}, {"start": 3382.8999999999996, "end": 3384.8999999999996, "text": " The beer rankings are way too high"}, {"start": 3384.8999999999996, "end": 3387.8999999999996, "text": " The pizza, the pizza everyone loves the pizza even if it looks like shit"}, {"start": 3387.8999999999996, "end": 3389.8999999999996, "text": " Yeah, it pisses me the fuck off"}, {"start": 3389.8999999999996, "end": 3391.8999999999996, "text": " You wanna thank your gifted members on YouTube?"}, {"start": 3391.8999999999996, "end": 3392.8999999999996, "text": " Fifty, nice"}, {"start": 3392.8999999999996, "end": 3393.8999999999996, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3393.8999999999996, "end": 3394.8999999999996, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3394.8999999999996, "end": 3395.8999999999996, "text": " It's Tati YouTube"}, {"start": 3395.8999999999996, "end": 3398.8999999999996, "text": " Well, thank you Tati YouTube for your shit, Sid"}, {"start": 3398.8999999999996, "end": 3400.8999999999996, "text": " He appreciates it"}, {"start": 3400.8999999999996, "end": 3401.8999999999996, "text": " He's fucking booking the room"}, {"start": 3401.8999999999996, "end": 3402.8999999999996, "text": " Fifty, dude"}, {"start": 3402.8999999999996, "end": 3404.8999999999996, "text": " He's booking the room with that"}, {"start": 3404.8999999999996, "end": 3405.8999999999996, "text": " He's booking the room"}, {"start": 3405.8999999999996, "end": 3407.8999999999996, "text": " He's fucking booking the room, isn't he?"}, {"start": 3407.9, "end": 3410.7000000000003, "text": " W-ta-tee. W-ta-tee. That's it."}, {"start": 3410.7000000000003, "end": 3414.1, "text": " W. W. Thank you so much for supporting the channel."}, {"start": 3414.1, "end": 3417.1, "text": " Thank you so much. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 3417.1, "end": 3419.1, "text": " Subbing to a small streamer. Thank you."}, {"start": 3419.1, "end": 3421.1, "text": " Thank you so much for that."}, {"start": 3421.1, "end": 3423.1, "text": " Subbing to a big streamer. Kill yourself."}, {"start": 3423.1, "end": 3427.1, "text": " No, don't be mean. Don't be mean."}, {"start": 3427.1, "end": 3429.1, "text": " Ah, no, I'm kidding, man."}, {"start": 3429.1, "end": 3431.1, "text": " Who do you guys use your Prime Sub on?"}, {"start": 3431.1, "end": 3433.1, "text": " I use it on whoever I think deserves it the most."}, {"start": 3433.1, "end": 3436.1, "text": " Like, I genuinely try to find someone who I think's like me."}, {"start": 3436.1, "end": 3442.0, "text": " search for people like small creators who I think can thanks just a little bit"}, {"start": 3442.0, "end": 3450.56, "text": " for making it I'm quite he's a big fan of his number one streamer oh you know"}, {"start": 3450.56, "end": 3462.46, "text": " I use it on 1000 it's like Argentine 1000 hours it's not a lot it's not a lot"}, {"start": 3462.46, "end": 3468.48, "text": " It's how dare you it's it's huh how dare you I'm just saying it's 2,000 R"}, {"start": 3468.48, "end": 3471.2400000000002, "text": " So I don't talk to that's what I've told them what they know this they know this"}, {"start": 3471.2400000000002, "end": 3474.9, "text": " I come off like an asshole, but I they know they like their pay for it"}, {"start": 3476.64, "end": 3478.64, "text": " Thousand arson he's just going"}, {"start": 3478.94, "end": 3483.3, "text": " They like it John John 15 cool. I guess see talk to get another 50"}, {"start": 3483.3, "end": 3485.3, "text": " They like it. They like it"}, {"start": 3485.94, "end": 3491.48, "text": " I mean the guy looks like like cindy or she's in there. Yeah, where he's like"}, {"start": 3492.46, "end": 3493.8, "text": " Get out of my face."}, {"start": 3493.8, "end": 3495.8, "text": " I said 70 cents."}, {"start": 3495.8, "end": 3497.8, "text": " It's 70 cents."}, {"start": 3497.8, "end": 3499.8, "text": " How the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 3499.8, "end": 3501.8, "text": " It was so weird."}, {"start": 3501.8, "end": 3503.8, "text": " Because the 70 cents goes a long way."}, {"start": 3503.8, "end": 3505.8, "text": " Out of touch."}, {"start": 3505.8, "end": 3507.8, "text": " Every penny adds up."}, {"start": 3507.8, "end": 3509.8, "text": " 5,000 hours."}, {"start": 3509.8, "end": 3511.8, "text": " 5,000 hours."}, {"start": 3511.8, "end": 3513.8, "text": " Tati."}, {"start": 3513.8, "end": 3515.8, "text": " Wait, 70 cents."}, {"start": 3515.8, "end": 3517.8, "text": " Wait, fuck, I thought you had a rich."}, {"start": 3517.8, "end": 3519.8, "text": " There are no more pennies around."}, {"start": 3519.8, "end": 3521.8, "text": " Oh my god, they got rid of pennies."}, {"start": 3521.8, "end": 3524.46, "text": " It's like when they got rid of Pluto. Oh, we should bring up your guys idea"}, {"start": 3528.6800000000003, "end": 3532.44, "text": " Yes, yes, sorry we have an idea and we wanted to see if you guys would be down"}, {"start": 3532.6800000000003, "end": 3536.0600000000004, "text": " So me and Ray wanted to do an F slurathon"}, {"start": 3537.2400000000002, "end": 3544.0, "text": " Okay, okay guys, what is it a marathon, but not a marathon cuz cuz like I can't do more than a day"}, {"start": 3544.36, "end": 3545.8, "text": " Maybe two"}, {"start": 3545.8, "end": 3547.42, "text": " Can I chime in for a second?"}, {"start": 3547.42, "end": 3550.0600000000004, "text": " I'm sorry, it's like not branded or anything, but like just like okay."}, {"start": 3550.0600000000004, "end": 3551.0600000000004, "text": " A super cruise."}, {"start": 3551.0600000000004, "end": 3552.0600000000004, "text": " A super cruise."}, {"start": 3552.0600000000004, "end": 3553.6400000000003, "text": " I'm not online cruise."}, {"start": 3553.6400000000003, "end": 3556.2000000000003, "text": " They got cancelled because Woke got too upset."}, {"start": 3556.2000000000003, "end": 3560.3, "text": " I'm gonna announce this week's cruise right now, so help me God."}, {"start": 3560.3, "end": 3562.3, "text": " Were you sad when you found out it was cancelled?"}, {"start": 3562.3, "end": 3564.3, "text": " You were like, a little relieved."}, {"start": 3564.3, "end": 3565.3, "text": " I'm relieved."}, {"start": 3565.3, "end": 3566.3, "text": " Oh no, no, no."}, {"start": 3566.3, "end": 3567.8, "text": " Would you do a cruise with me?"}, {"start": 3567.8, "end": 3568.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3568.8, "end": 3569.8, "text": " There's no viewers."}, {"start": 3569.8, "end": 3570.8, "text": " Oh, just alone?"}, {"start": 3570.8, "end": 3571.8, "text": " It's just us."}, {"start": 3571.8, "end": 3572.8, "text": " There's no one else in the show."}, {"start": 3572.8, "end": 3574.3, "text": " We're at sea for four months."}, {"start": 3574.3, "end": 3575.3, "text": " Not even a little."}, {"start": 3575.3, "end": 3578.6600000000003, "text": " Do you know about nuclear submarine jobs?"}, {"start": 3578.6600000000003, "end": 3579.42, "text": " No, what is it?"}, {"start": 3579.42, "end": 3580.6200000000003, "text": " Nuclear submarine job."}, {"start": 3580.6200000000003, "end": 3585.1800000000003, "text": " It's a job that you do anywhere from a few months to,"}, {"start": 3585.1800000000003, "end": 3587.3, "text": " I think the longest you're allowed to do it is seven months,"}, {"start": 3587.3, "end": 3588.9, "text": " 210 days of the job."}, {"start": 3588.9, "end": 3592.42, "text": " And you go in a submarine, you can't exit the job."}, {"start": 3592.42, "end": 3595.46, "text": " Brother, me with a steam deck, Liza P, and Dark Souls,"}, {"start": 3595.46, "end": 3596.34, "text": " I'm happy."}, {"start": 3596.34, "end": 3597.1000000000004, "text": " Do I have internet?"}, {"start": 3597.1000000000004, "end": 3598.26, "text": " You have no internet."}, {"start": 3598.26, "end": 3599.82, "text": " You have no content in the outside world,"}, {"start": 3599.82, "end": 3601.98, "text": " although you get newspaper every week,"}, {"start": 3601.98, "end": 3603.42, "text": " like a little update or something."}, {"start": 3603.42, "end": 3604.7000000000003, "text": " Can we bring a switch?"}, {"start": 3604.7000000000003, "end": 3606.7000000000003, "text": " You could bring a switch and plug it in. Yeah"}, {"start": 3608.38, "end": 3610.38, "text": " Internet though so you can't"}, {"start": 3612.38, "end": 3616.1000000000004, "text": " Know internet for seven months in it. Oh seven months if someone in your family dies"}, {"start": 3616.1000000000004, "end": 3622.3, "text": " They don't tell you till you exit if you die they keep you in there. They have a room for that"}, {"start": 3622.4600000000005, "end": 3624.4600000000005, "text": " Are you sure this isn't just a market player movie?"}, {"start": 3627.94, "end": 3633.44, "text": " It's the plot of iron lung this is real so that so this is a real thing. What's the salary? It's a 10,000 arson hour"}, {"start": 3634.7000000000003, "end": 3640.7000000000003, "text": " It goes a long way. Don't be out of touch. Don't be out of touch. It goes a long way."}, {"start": 3640.7000000000003, "end": 3641.7000000000003, "text": " Don't be out of touch here."}, {"start": 3641.7000000000003, "end": 3644.7000000000003, "text": " Oh, it's a Mr. Beast video. Oh, they're saying it could be."}, {"start": 3644.7000000000003, "end": 3646.7000000000003, "text": " No, it's a real job. Well, it does sound like a Mr. Beast video."}, {"start": 3646.7000000000003, "end": 3647.7000000000003, "text": " It does."}, {"start": 3647.7000000000003, "end": 3651.7000000000003, "text": " I'm going to throw you in a nuclear submarine, and then they re-service, they go seven"}, {"start": 3651.7000000000003, "end": 3652.7000000000003, "text": " more months right now."}, {"start": 3652.7000000000003, "end": 3655.7000000000003, "text": " They got that funny banter."}, {"start": 3655.7000000000003, "end": 3657.7000000000003, "text": " So it's a good banter."}, {"start": 3657.7000000000003, "end": 3659.7000000000003, "text": " So, why did you bring that up?"}, {"start": 3659.7000000000003, "end": 3661.7000000000003, "text": " Oh because I"}, {"start": 3662.4600000000005, "end": 3668.1800000000003, "text": " Through the f for soft. I don't like the term fslur. I agree and I was worried about you losing your sponsors"}, {"start": 3668.1800000000003, "end": 3673.7400000000002, "text": " I just feel like fslur. I like it. It's like it's a bit. I don't know. It's like a pejorative. That's her"}, {"start": 3673.7400000000002, "end": 3675.7400000000002, "text": " Who's these squeaks Ludwig ray? Oh"}, {"start": 3677.2200000000003, "end": 3679.7000000000003, "text": " The virtue signaling is fucking"}, {"start": 3680.42, "end": 3682.42, "text": " Absolutely sick"}, {"start": 3683.5000000000005, "end": 3688.34, "text": " First they came up with the fucking supercruise that cancelled that now they're canceling"}, {"start": 3688.34, "end": 3691.3, "text": " I'm sick and tired of this here."}, {"start": 3691.3, "end": 3696.38, "text": " I'm just thinking about some of our gay viewers, and I think at times it can be a bit of a"}, {"start": 3696.38, "end": 3697.38, "text": " pejorative."}, {"start": 3697.38, "end": 3698.38, "text": " Maybe that freaking makes me..."}, {"start": 3698.38, "end": 3702.1000000000004, "text": " If I didn't exist, gay would still be banned in your chat and you'd have 20 viewers."}, {"start": 3702.1000000000004, "end": 3707.82, "text": " Dude, the auto ban, like the blacklist words, they blacklist the word gay."}, {"start": 3707.82, "end": 3709.3, "text": " Is that not crazy?"}, {"start": 3709.3, "end": 3710.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3710.3, "end": 3712.3, "text": " I don't think you should be allowed to write gay in chat."}, {"start": 3712.3, "end": 3713.3, "text": " Well, that's insane."}, {"start": 3713.3, "end": 3714.3, "text": " It's insane."}, {"start": 3714.3, "end": 3715.3, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 3715.3, "end": 3716.5, "text": " That's not..."}, {"start": 3716.5, "end": 3719.6600000000003, "text": " Who are you just trying to appeal to everything all the time?"}, {"start": 3719.6600000000003, "end": 3721.0600000000004, "text": " What? Can I not stand on this?"}, {"start": 3721.0600000000004, "end": 3722.1000000000004, "text": " I'm fucking standing on this."}, {"start": 3722.1000000000004, "end": 3724.86, "text": " We've been this group for like two years!"}, {"start": 3724.86, "end": 3728.1000000000004, "text": " You see how I'm not? I'm on the fucking side of the fence against you three, right?"}, {"start": 3728.1000000000004, "end": 3731.42, "text": " You just said you don't want the police to have any chance!"}, {"start": 3731.42, "end": 3732.9, "text": " I'm standing here, buddy."}, {"start": 3732.9, "end": 3735.5, "text": " As the only gay person here, I feel like I'm allowed to speak your mind."}, {"start": 3735.5, "end": 3736.5, "text": " You're not gay."}, {"start": 3736.5, "end": 3737.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3737.5, "end": 3738.5, "text": " You're not gay."}, {"start": 3739.3, "end": 3740.3, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 3742.3, "end": 3743.3, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 3743.3, "end": 3744.7000000000003, "text": " You've heard me questioning and that's okay."}, {"start": 3744.7000000000003, "end": 3748.5000000000005, "text": " Um, I guess I can't freaking speak move on I guess I'm actually"}, {"start": 3752.0200000000004, "end": 3756.86, "text": " If you we don't we're not after anymore than what would we be? We can rearrange the letter"}, {"start": 3758.1400000000003, "end": 3760.1400000000003, "text": " I'm out then"}, {"start": 3761.78, "end": 3765.9, "text": " Without me you guys could be floor Earl so I'm gonna be real safe do it backwards"}, {"start": 3766.2200000000003, "end": 3768.6000000000004, "text": " We're breaking up. No we have the shirts"}, {"start": 3769.1800000000003, "end": 3772.1000000000004, "text": " If one gay person says it's show I'll do it"}, {"start": 3772.1, "end": 3774.7599999999998, "text": " As a gay viewer, I stand on Squeaks."}, {"start": 3774.7599999999998, "end": 3775.7599999999998, "text": " Alright, I'm not with it."}, {"start": 3775.7599999999998, "end": 3776.7599999999998, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 3776.7599999999998, "end": 3777.7599999999998, "text": " They said I stand on Squeaks."}, {"start": 3777.7599999999998, "end": 3779.7599999999998, "text": " I watch them on Squeaks."}, {"start": 3779.7599999999998, "end": 3780.7599999999998, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 3780.7599999999998, "end": 3782.52, "text": " I stand on Squeaks."}, {"start": 3782.52, "end": 3783.52, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 3783.52, "end": 3784.52, "text": " It's chill."}, {"start": 3784.52, "end": 3785.52, "text": " Everyone is gay."}, {"start": 3785.52, "end": 3787.04, "text": " Whose chat do you think is the gayest?"}, {"start": 3787.04, "end": 3788.04, "text": " I love gay."}, {"start": 3788.04, "end": 3790.4, "text": " I think we all have a lot of gay viewers."}, {"start": 3790.4, "end": 3791.4, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 3791.4, "end": 3792.4, "text": " A lot of gay."}, {"start": 3792.4, "end": 3793.4, "text": " I know, I agree."}, {"start": 3793.4, "end": 3794.4, "text": " I think I have the most gay viewers."}, {"start": 3794.4, "end": 3796.2, "text": " I think he won Gamer of the Year."}, {"start": 3796.2, "end": 3797.2, "text": " You might have..."}, {"start": 3797.2, "end": 3799.6, "text": " What are you guys, Harvard?"}, {"start": 3799.6, "end": 3800.6, "text": " Counting the gays?"}, {"start": 3800.6, "end": 3801.6, "text": " What are you doing here?"}, {"start": 3801.6, "end": 3805.56, "text": " Like should we say absolutely how many gays do you got in your roll-a-deck?"}, {"start": 3806.48, "end": 3812.72, "text": " My binder of gays well we have seven pages my discord. There's a checkbox. It goes because gay"}, {"start": 3816.72, "end": 3822.7999999999997, "text": " What a weird noise that was a gay person. I'm gay. It's chill. What's up, baby"}, {"start": 3831.6, "end": 3837.66, "text": " You are coming yeah, both you are coming. Yeah, okay, wait, let's uh, place yes"}, {"start": 3837.8399999999997, "end": 3840.7799999999997, "text": " Yeah, and we'll do the next trade up like whenever you have"}, {"start": 3841.6, "end": 3843.6, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3843.72, "end": 3847.68, "text": " I love you, Aiden. Oh man. He's not feeling well. I love you"}, {"start": 3848.56, "end": 3853.46, "text": " Thanks, man. Should we run a poll you know I do love what's his last name? You think that's what it takes"}, {"start": 3853.46, "end": 3857.06, "text": " Yeah, I think it's a love is just knowing I'm not gonna talk to him Calvin"}, {"start": 3857.62, "end": 3859.62, "text": " Okay, actually, I didn't think you knew that"}, {"start": 3859.62, "end": 3861.62, "text": " You look at their jealousy."}, {"start": 3861.62, "end": 3863.62, "text": " They hang out more than we do."}, {"start": 3863.62, "end": 3865.62, "text": " I hang out a day and a half."}, {"start": 3865.62, "end": 3867.62, "text": " It's not Calvin."}, {"start": 3867.62, "end": 3869.62, "text": " It's not Calvin."}, {"start": 3869.62, "end": 3871.62, "text": " It's not Calvin."}, {"start": 3871.62, "end": 3873.62, "text": " It's Aiden from the yard."}, {"start": 3873.62, "end": 3875.62, "text": " That's his name on the yard."}, {"start": 3875.62, "end": 3877.62, "text": " Why did he raise last name?"}, {"start": 3877.62, "end": 3879.62, "text": " Hot."}, {"start": 3879.62, "end": 3881.62, "text": " Am I allowed to say it?"}, {"start": 3881.62, "end": 3883.62, "text": " How do you spell it?"}, {"start": 3883.62, "end": 3885.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3885.62, "end": 3887.62, "text": " Hot stutter."}, {"start": 3887.62, "end": 3889.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3889.62, "end": 3891.62, "text": " F"}, {"start": 3892.04, "end": 3894.04, "text": " Hofstadter"}, {"start": 3894.04, "end": 3897.48, "text": " F S T"}, {"start": 3901.24, "end": 3903.24, "text": " a"}, {"start": 3904.88, "end": 3906.16, "text": " D"}, {"start": 3906.16, "end": 3911.72, "text": " No, sorry, sorry not D. Oh my god. Hofstadter are Hofstadter"}, {"start": 3911.96, "end": 3915.4, "text": " You turn into a beer. Yeah, you did make it a bit of a beer"}, {"start": 3915.4, "end": 3918.0, "text": " Is it even half-setter? I thought it was half-setter."}, {"start": 3918.0, "end": 3919.0, "text": " It's setter."}, {"start": 3919.0, "end": 3921.0, "text": " Oh! Oh, it's half-setter."}, {"start": 3921.0, "end": 3923.0, "text": " It's German."}, {"start": 3923.0, "end": 3925.0, "text": " Oh, it's German! Wait, I didn't get it at all."}, {"start": 3925.0, "end": 3927.0, "text": " I know it! I know it!"}, {"start": 3927.0, "end": 3931.0, "text": " H-E-L-L-S-P-H-O-F-S-T-E-T-T-T-E-R."}, {"start": 3931.0, "end": 3933.0, "text": " H-O-T-D-O-G."}, {"start": 3933.0, "end": 3935.0, "text": " Yeah, fuck it up."}, {"start": 3935.0, "end": 3937.0, "text": " No, that was correct."}, {"start": 3937.0, "end": 3939.0, "text": " Oh, I guess I don't know."}, {"start": 3939.0, "end": 3941.0, "text": " I didn't even know my last name, so..."}, {"start": 3941.0, "end": 3943.0, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 3943.0, "end": 3948.6, "text": " I remember from friendship test like and then someone said like if you don't know your it's friends lost names"}, {"start": 3948.6, "end": 3952.16, "text": " Are you friends? Oh my gosh? We should do a friendship test"}, {"start": 3953.68, "end": 3959.68, "text": " No, I feel well then let's get to the point where we won't well. It's like we're friends"}, {"start": 3963.88, "end": 3965.88, "text": " Co-workers that's"}, {"start": 3973.0, "end": 3976.0, "text": " I still have to go like, oh I think they're my friends but they'd call me a co-worker."}, {"start": 3976.0, "end": 3978.0, "text": " I don't know where the line is anyway."}, {"start": 3978.0, "end": 3980.0, "text": " So then I'm like, I'm gonna back off and be like, yeah I know we're not."}, {"start": 3980.0, "end": 3982.0, "text": " But then I'm like, we are friends I think."}, {"start": 3982.0, "end": 3984.0, "text": " Would you say we're friends?"}, {"start": 3984.0, "end": 3985.0, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 3985.0, "end": 3990.0, "text": " You thought, yeah, it's gonna be about me?"}, {"start": 3990.0, "end": 3991.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3991.0, "end": 3994.0, "text": " Do you mind if I think for a second?"}, {"start": 3994.0, "end": 3996.0, "text": " No I can think."}, {"start": 3997.0, "end": 3998.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3998.0, "end": 4001.0, "text": " Stop it!"}, {"start": 4001.0, "end": 4003.84, "text": " Stop it! Don't tell secrets with the rest of our secrets here!"}, {"start": 4003.84, "end": 4004.84, "text": " Yeah, like, don't just say that out loud."}, {"start": 4004.84, "end": 4005.84, "text": " Say it out loud!"}, {"start": 4005.84, "end": 4007.34, "text": " Don't say secrets while we're here."}, {"start": 4007.34, "end": 4008.84, "text": " That's crazy. That's crazy."}, {"start": 4008.84, "end": 4010.34, "text": " Yeah, I think we're friends."}, {"start": 4010.34, "end": 4013.04, "text": " Why? Why do you not believe me? I'd say yes."}, {"start": 4013.04, "end": 4014.34, "text": " I can't buy it now."}, {"start": 4014.34, "end": 4015.04, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4015.04, "end": 4016.04, "text": " Okay, honest."}, {"start": 4016.04, "end": 4018.04, "text": " Okay, how do we improve our friendship?"}, {"start": 4019.04, "end": 4020.04, "text": " Improve?"}, {"start": 4020.04, "end": 4021.04, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 4021.84, "end": 4023.34, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 4023.34, "end": 4024.84, "text": " Ahem, how do we improve?"}, {"start": 4024.84, "end": 4027.54, "text": " Well, let's just say this gift was a good start."}, {"start": 4027.54, "end": 4029.54, "text": " Hahaha!"}, {"start": 4029.54, "end": 4039.54, "text": " Let me give you guys my Venom because these tickets tonight weren't cheap. Let's start there. Wait, do you want a real answer?"}, {"start": 4039.54, "end": 4049.54, "text": " Yeah, yes. Wait. I think to be friends with someone, you have to be there for them without an expectation. That's true friendship."}, {"start": 4049.54, "end": 4054.86, "text": " true friendship. It's just tough because you're so far. No, but I think we'd be"}, {"start": 4054.86, "end": 4061.74, "text": " super there super someone not physically. Yeah. Yeah, well no, no, I would say like..."}, {"start": 4061.74, "end": 4068.58, "text": " Don't look at him for validation. Wait, no, that's, no, that's what I would say actually."}, {"start": 4068.58, "end": 4072.94, "text": " If you guys are ever going through a hard time, you could always message me. You know,"}, {"start": 4072.94, "end": 4075.22, "text": " what's the best is when a friend knows you're going through a hard time but you"}, {"start": 4075.22, "end": 4077.7, "text": " didn't even tell them. True. They can just tell by the way like you're..."}, {"start": 4077.7000000000003, "end": 4082.36, "text": " Sometimes I just miss a piece of you good. Yeah, but he says you get a sense of weird fucking picture"}, {"start": 4082.36, "end": 4084.36, "text": " He's like I can make your world even better"}, {"start": 4086.5400000000004, "end": 4088.5400000000004, "text": " He does"}, {"start": 4093.2200000000003, "end": 4098.9400000000005, "text": " That's fucking crazy rock you're nice. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's friendship Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 4099.9800000000005, "end": 4106.22, "text": " Also the question from the people that I've been seeing a lot. When is that sort of muggle money coming out? Oh, we don't use f-slur"}, {"start": 4107.7, "end": 4112.7, "text": " It's an F.S.L dot fuzzler, okay? Fuzzler."}, {"start": 4112.7, "end": 4115.7, "text": " Let's just say it. Let's just say it. Fuzzler."}, {"start": 4115.7, "end": 4117.7, "text": " Let's cut the middle man out."}, {"start": 4118.7, "end": 4121.7, "text": " I think it is May or June, I forget."}, {"start": 4121.7, "end": 4123.7, "text": " Either May 15th or June 15th."}, {"start": 4123.7, "end": 4124.7, "text": " Can I? Can we?"}, {"start": 4124.7, "end": 4126.7, "text": " I can't. You can't spoil it."}, {"start": 4126.7, "end": 4127.7, "text": " I want to delete the video."}, {"start": 4127.7, "end": 4129.7, "text": " No, no spoilers."}, {"start": 4129.7, "end": 4132.7, "text": " Well, that's not a spoiler. I think most people probably would have guessed."}, {"start": 4132.7, "end": 4139.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, yeah, I would assume that if you guessed how it went you would guess like this today. You did awesome"}, {"start": 4139.0199999999995, "end": 4143.26, "text": " You did yeah, you know and the actual thing. Yeah, I should do really well"}, {"start": 4143.66, "end": 4147.78, "text": " You pond genuinely. I think you're second best. I don't think go back and count but"}, {"start": 4148.66, "end": 4153.42, "text": " No, yeah, you pond trust me. I don't like seek to calm at you"}, {"start": 4153.42, "end": 4156.0199999999995, "text": " I mean speaking of Counter-Strike and stuff"}, {"start": 4156.5, "end": 4160.099999999999, "text": " Can we do like a little update for the folks at home about the bet that we did?"}, {"start": 4162.7, "end": 4164.7, "text": " That means you"}, {"start": 4164.7, "end": 4166.7, "text": " If you quit, you effa"}, {"start": 4166.7, "end": 4168.7, "text": " Ray is having some emotional stuff"}, {"start": 4168.7, "end": 4170.7, "text": " I have a lot of feelings about this"}, {"start": 4170.7, "end": 4172.7, "text": " Okay, let me take the picture"}, {"start": 4172.7, "end": 4174.7, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4174.7, "end": 4176.7, "text": " Listen, okay, Leslie and I"}, {"start": 4176.7, "end": 4178.7, "text": " We've been grinding our ass off in CS"}, {"start": 4178.7, "end": 4180.7, "text": " And we had a month break right before the tournament"}, {"start": 4180.7, "end": 4182.7, "text": " So you know what I'm saying, anyways"}, {"start": 4182.7, "end": 4184.7, "text": " We've been working to get to 16k"}, {"start": 4184.7, "end": 4186.7, "text": " And then Ludwig, he decides to practice"}, {"start": 4186.7, "end": 4188.7, "text": " For the first time with his team"}, {"start": 4188.7, "end": 4190.7, "text": " Who's on his team? Timmy!"}, {"start": 4190.7, "end": 4197.92, "text": " of every single stream ever on an all on an alt account 12k account Ludwig gets"}, {"start": 4197.92, "end": 4204.96, "text": " placed 14,500 or something 14.7 has the audacity screenshot it send it out in our"}, {"start": 4204.96, "end": 4213.28, "text": " chat oops and say so anyway yeah he's a total crappy guy so yeah I go watch"}, {"start": 4213.28, "end": 4217.5199999999995, "text": " his stream and he's literally standing there and Timmy's getting all the kills"}, {"start": 4217.52, "end": 4222.52, "text": " And then Ludwig's like, yeah, admittedly, I didn't even have to do much, guys."}, {"start": 4222.52, "end": 4223.52, "text": " Literally, I couldn't stop."}, {"start": 4223.52, "end": 4224.52, "text": " I do sound like that."}, {"start": 4224.52, "end": 4225.52, "text": " You actually do."}, {"start": 4225.52, "end": 4230.52, "text": " I'm like 2k lower than what I placed after fucking five months of playing, yeah."}, {"start": 4230.52, "end": 4231.52, "text": " Well, hold up."}, {"start": 4231.52, "end": 4232.52, "text": " I got the bat."}, {"start": 4232.52, "end": 4233.52, "text": " I already got it."}, {"start": 4233.52, "end": 4234.52, "text": " I already fixed it."}, {"start": 4234.52, "end": 4236.52, "text": " Also Squeak Slayer went for himself that he'd beaten in like a week."}, {"start": 4236.52, "end": 4237.52, "text": " I think Squeak Slayer."}, {"start": 4237.52, "end": 4239.52, "text": " Space at level 10 is the highest achievement."}, {"start": 4239.52, "end": 4243.52, "text": " I think he did really well, and I want to give you your kudos because you grinded really hard."}, {"start": 4243.52, "end": 4245.52, "text": " I think it's early in the year, right?"}, {"start": 4245.52, "end": 4246.52, "text": " He's eating very hard."}, {"start": 4246.52, "end": 4248.52, "text": " I know he did"}, {"start": 4248.52, "end": 4253.8, "text": " I love it. You do that. She was so bright. I think I think honestly if"}, {"start": 4254.56, "end": 4256.56, "text": " You took me out of it"}, {"start": 4256.8, "end": 4259.4400000000005, "text": " That's not the actual reason why you don't want to do it. Oh"}, {"start": 4260.320000000001, "end": 4265.740000000001, "text": " I'm not saying that I got to 14.7 fairly. It was definitely unfair and I don't think I'm gonna 16"}, {"start": 4265.740000000001, "end": 4272.68, "text": " I'm gonna probably fall down to 10 and have to grab it. I think you're just having a little bit of emotional troubles with CS 2 because"}, {"start": 4273.320000000001, "end": 4275.320000000001, "text": " It's a tough game"}, {"start": 4275.32, "end": 4278.28, "text": " It's a tough game, and you know what I was thinking I"}, {"start": 4280.28, "end": 4282.28, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 4283.84, "end": 4287.46, "text": " No, I you lack confidence, but I think we're gonna instill that in you"}, {"start": 4287.46, "end": 4293.82, "text": " It's different in the tournament setting. I don't I don't think I don't think we need to do this alone"}, {"start": 4295.759999999999, "end": 4297.759999999999, "text": " We can freak you"}, {"start": 4297.76, "end": 4303.68, "text": " Ew! I don't want to rank up, not only done. Leslie and I get to rank with Timmy on his"}, {"start": 4303.68, "end": 4308.04, "text": " alt-count to 14.5. To match Love Wigs."}, {"start": 4308.04, "end": 4309.92, "text": " No, I want to play with Timmy."}, {"start": 4309.92, "end": 4310.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4310.92, "end": 4311.92, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4311.92, "end": 4316.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, also I don't like this bet because we never get to rank up with Squeaks. Every"}, {"start": 4316.4800000000005, "end": 4318.4800000000005, "text": " time I play with Squeaks, we de-rank."}, {"start": 4318.4800000000005, "end": 4319.4800000000005, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 4319.4800000000005, "end": 4320.4800000000005, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 4320.4800000000005, "end": 4321.4800000000005, "text": " That's because he's not doing his job."}, {"start": 4321.4800000000005, "end": 4322.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, let's try it."}, {"start": 4322.4800000000005, "end": 4324.4800000000005, "text": " I already did my job, basic level 10, baby."}, {"start": 4324.4800000000005, "end": 4325.4800000000005, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 4325.4800000000005, "end": 4326.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4326.4800000000005, "end": 4327.4800000000005, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 4327.4800000000005, "end": 4334.820000000001, "text": " I have a suggestion yeah, you guys keep trying. I think you'll get there, but I'm willing to go double or nothing"}, {"start": 4334.820000000001, "end": 4336.040000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm going to wipe it clean"}, {"start": 4336.040000000001, "end": 4341.160000000001, "text": " Yeah, if you guys match because for those of you who may not know we did a bet and the"}, {"start": 4341.620000000001, "end": 4346.080000000001, "text": " Losers are have to do a 24-hour stream. Yeah, and all the money goes to the winners"}, {"start": 4346.080000000001, "end": 4353.120000000001, "text": " Yeah, so my suggestion is let's do a new goal, but all the money that goes to you you have to match"}, {"start": 4353.12, "end": 4362.0, "text": " much. Wait what? So like if for the losers it's like say you don't hit the goal and you"}, {"start": 4362.0, "end": 4365.92, "text": " got in the donation you got like a hundred dollars. Okay. You have to match a hundred"}, {"start": 4365.92, "end": 4371.5199999999995, "text": " dollars so it doubles to me. Why to you? Because I'm going to do another goal that you guys can"}, {"start": 4371.5199999999995, "end": 4375.64, "text": " decide in Counter Strike so I'm still in it. 30k per minute. 30k per minute. Let's"}, {"start": 4375.64, "end": 4379.32, "text": " just say I achieve my goal do I have to do it? No. Okay. What is the little ten"}, {"start": 4379.32, "end": 4386.44, "text": " facing equate to infirmary I think it's a big range I don't know I think I"}, {"start": 4386.44, "end": 4393.48, "text": " think I just like to make it for me he just wants to fucking get more money"}, {"start": 4393.4800000000005, "end": 4402.280000000001, "text": " 25k I'll do 25k no what that's for you're already there"}, {"start": 4402.280000000001, "end": 4410.700000000001, "text": " how about I have to win a land a local land um I don't know how about a sub 50"}, {"start": 4410.700000000001, "end": 4415.92, "text": " deal no that's not we're not I'm down really you will never hit a sub 50 deal"}, {"start": 4415.92, "end": 4420.360000000001, "text": " deal he will die without a sub 50 I'm happy to do that but that's in Super Mario"}, {"start": 4420.36, "end": 4424.82, "text": " Yeah, we don't know what that means. He's never gonna do it"}, {"start": 4425.58, "end": 4432.799999999999, "text": " Okay, how about sub 50 and 30k? No, I can't do 30k! There's gonna be cheaters up from here. Okay. I can't do it."}, {"start": 4432.799999999999, "end": 4434.799999999999, "text": " Well then"}, {"start": 4434.839999999999, "end": 4436.839999999999, "text": " 27, 50"}, {"start": 4437.799999999999, "end": 4438.799999999999, "text": " 2800"}, {"start": 4438.799999999999, "end": 4446.4, "text": " 28,000. No. Okay, 28k. I hate that though. I don't think we need to double it up with him. He's already won. Okay, fine."}, {"start": 4446.4, "end": 4448.4, "text": " It's up to us now."}, {"start": 4450.36, "end": 4461.799999999999, "text": " bit. What do you mean by that? What exactly do you mean by that? I showed Ludwig my bank account and Ludwig"}, {"start": 4461.799999999999, "end": 4468.48, "text": " said you did something wrong. Isn't that crazy? Did you actually? I don't know if he's paying the sponsors."}, {"start": 4468.48, "end": 4475.679999999999, "text": " I don't think money is going from them to him. It's like a one-way thing going on."}, {"start": 4475.68, "end": 4478.56, "text": " I think so I think he's like"}, {"start": 4479.56, "end": 4481.56, "text": " Artesian builds"}, {"start": 4481.56, "end": 4487.64, "text": " And then he just saw he had to spate pay 500 just to say that yeah, just to say that he's in that builds stop"}, {"start": 4487.64, "end": 4489.64, "text": " Oh, okay, wait"}, {"start": 4489.84, "end": 4493.400000000001, "text": " Shit, you want to be like look like your sponsor. Yeah"}, {"start": 4494.280000000001, "end": 4497.56, "text": " Like I do trials like sometimes I put hashtag out on my stream for a game"}, {"start": 4497.56, "end": 4501.6, "text": " I really like but it's not like because it's a flex to get it's just like hey guys"}, {"start": 4501.6, "end": 4503.240000000001, "text": " Yeah, they're sponsored by Nintendo."}, {"start": 4503.240000000001, "end": 4504.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, look how cool this would be."}, {"start": 4504.400000000001, "end": 4505.400000000001, "text": " You didn't get sponsored by Nintendo."}, {"start": 4505.400000000001, "end": 4506.400000000001, "text": " A guy who spent hundreds."}, {"start": 4506.400000000001, "end": 4507.6, "text": " I love being sponsored by Nintendo."}, {"start": 4507.6, "end": 4508.6, "text": " It's pretty sweet."}, {"start": 4508.6, "end": 4509.6, "text": " I've given them my life."}, {"start": 4509.6, "end": 4510.6, "text": " And what?"}, {"start": 4510.6, "end": 4512.1, "text": " Like, what are they going to give me?"}, {"start": 4512.1, "end": 4513.1, "text": " A copy strike."}, {"start": 4513.1, "end": 4514.6, "text": " Like, give me a fucking break."}, {"start": 4514.6, "end": 4515.6, "text": " I'm so jealous."}, {"start": 4515.6, "end": 4517.6, "text": " Yeah, honestly, it's a great sponsor to have."}, {"start": 4517.6, "end": 4518.6, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4518.6, "end": 4519.6, "text": " So, Ray, are you actually quitting?"}, {"start": 4519.6, "end": 4521.1, "text": " No, no, I'm just being dramatic."}, {"start": 4521.1, "end": 4522.6, "text": " Okay, but you're going to lock in?"}, {"start": 4522.6, "end": 4524.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah, no, I can lock in."}, {"start": 4524.6, "end": 4526.6, "text": " I don't think you should be allowed to kill Timmy."}, {"start": 4526.6, "end": 4527.6, "text": " I don't think you should be allowed to kill Timmy."}, {"start": 4527.6, "end": 4528.6, "text": " I don't think you should be allowed to kill Timmy."}, {"start": 4528.6, "end": 4529.6, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 4529.6, "end": 4530.4800000000005, "text": " Fuck all of you."}, {"start": 4530.4800000000005, "end": 4532.400000000001, "text": " Connor Eats pants wants to collaborate."}, {"start": 4532.400000000001, "end": 4535.52, "text": " He's streaming Michael Jackson's experience."}, {"start": 4535.52, "end": 4536.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4536.52, "end": 4537.02, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4537.02, "end": 4539.76, "text": " That is the most random thing."}, {"start": 4539.76, "end": 4541.08, "text": " Michael Jackson needs."}, {"start": 4541.08, "end": 4542.76, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4542.76, "end": 4544.280000000001, "text": " Michael Jackson needs to figure it out."}, {"start": 4544.280000000001, "end": 4545.160000000001, "text": " Maybe he misclicked."}, {"start": 4545.160000000001, "end": 4545.96, "text": " That sounds fine."}, {"start": 4545.96, "end": 4546.88, "text": " That sounds really good."}, {"start": 4546.88, "end": 4548.320000000001, "text": " Wait, what was I saying?"}, {"start": 4548.320000000001, "end": 4549.120000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4549.120000000001, "end": 4549.88, "text": " Something wise probably."}, {"start": 4549.88, "end": 4550.72, "text": " He's like, fuck you all."}, {"start": 4550.72, "end": 4552.120000000001, "text": " No, yeah, fuck you all."}, {"start": 4552.120000000001, "end": 4554.6, "text": " Because I'm actually going to go on a limb here."}, {"start": 4554.6, "end": 4557.96, "text": " All of our ranks are complete bullshit for a couple"}, {"start": 4557.96, "end": 4559.4400000000005, "text": " reasons that aren't our fault."}, {"start": 4559.4400000000005, "end": 4561.820000000001, "text": " We're all playing with, like, Terek."}, {"start": 4561.820000000001, "end": 4562.660000000001, "text": " You're playing with..."}, {"start": 4562.660000000001, "end": 4564.6, "text": " We're playing with a maids."}, {"start": 4564.6, "end": 4565.4800000000005, "text": " Not all the time."}, {"start": 4565.4800000000005, "end": 4568.34, "text": " Terek's on his main."}, {"start": 4568.34, "end": 4568.900000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 4568.900000000001, "end": 4569.700000000001, "text": " Not all the time."}, {"start": 4569.700000000001, "end": 4570.820000000001, "text": " Not all the time."}, {"start": 4570.820000000001, "end": 4573.660000000001, "text": " And then also, it's one thing that's on our credit,"}, {"start": 4573.660000000001, "end": 4576.06, "text": " Stream Snipers is actually a real fucking thing."}, {"start": 4576.06, "end": 4576.76, "text": " No, it's true."}, {"start": 4576.76, "end": 4577.26, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 4577.26, "end": 4579.26, "text": " I got a library, you get to recognize every other game."}, {"start": 4579.26, "end": 4580.42, "text": " Yeah, well, now everyone knows."}, {"start": 4580.42, "end": 4582.700000000001, "text": " You have to change your name."}, {"start": 4582.700000000001, "end": 4585.700000000001, "text": " So I'm just saying, it's all up in the air."}, {"start": 4585.700000000001, "end": 4587.3, "text": " But here's what's going to happen."}, {"start": 4587.3, "end": 4589.240000000001, "text": " You guys are going to hit 16K."}, {"start": 4589.24, "end": 4590.719999999999, "text": " And it's not gonna be about the rank anymore."}, {"start": 4590.719999999999, "end": 4592.76, "text": " It's gonna be the fact that you can do it."}, {"start": 4592.76, "end": 4593.8, "text": " You can get there."}, {"start": 4593.8, "end": 4594.639999999999, "text": " You all are capable."}, {"start": 4594.639999999999, "end": 4595.88, "text": " Dude, I know I can."}, {"start": 4595.88, "end": 4596.719999999999, "text": " So just freaking do it."}, {"start": 4596.719999999999, "end": 4600.04, "text": " Are we gonna, are we gonna sit here and pretend"}, {"start": 4600.04, "end": 4601.28, "text": " that you guys, like you're-"}, {"start": 4601.28, "end": 4602.5599999999995, "text": " Are fucking awesome at CSG."}, {"start": 4602.5599999999995, "end": 4603.88, "text": " Yes, first off, awesome."}, {"start": 4603.88, "end": 4605.28, "text": " You can do this."}, {"start": 4605.28, "end": 4607.48, "text": " It's only five months of the year that are over."}, {"start": 4607.48, "end": 4609.719999999999, "text": " There's still another seven to go."}, {"start": 4609.719999999999, "end": 4610.5599999999995, "text": " I think eight, right?"}, {"start": 4610.5599999999995, "end": 4611.96, "text": " Only four months of them actually."}, {"start": 4611.96, "end": 4612.92, "text": " Ray was 15-4."}, {"start": 4612.92, "end": 4613.76, "text": " I was 15-4."}, {"start": 4613.76, "end": 4614.599999999999, "text": " That is so-"}, {"start": 4614.599999999999, "end": 4616.0, "text": " No, but you don't understand it."}, {"start": 4616.0, "end": 4617.96, "text": " Like once you guys get through a certain point"}, {"start": 4617.96, "end": 4619.68, "text": " where like you guys are close."}, {"start": 4619.68, "end": 4621.4, "text": " Like 16 games just gonna fall on your lap."}, {"start": 4621.4, "end": 4623.24, "text": " You're gonna win game after game after game"}, {"start": 4623.24, "end": 4624.08, "text": " after game after game after game."}, {"start": 4624.08, "end": 4624.92, "text": " It is, it is."}, {"start": 4624.92, "end": 4626.52, "text": " And he won an 18 game win streak."}, {"start": 4626.52, "end": 4627.36, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4627.36, "end": 4628.2, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 4628.2, "end": 4629.04, "text": " Him."}, {"start": 4629.04, "end": 4629.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4629.88, "end": 4631.32, "text": " You never win with us."}, {"start": 4631.32, "end": 4633.56, "text": " Well, I think it's because he doesn't enjoy those games"}, {"start": 4633.56, "end": 4634.4, "text": " as much."}, {"start": 4634.4, "end": 4635.24, "text": " Yeah, is that true?"}, {"start": 4635.24, "end": 4636.08, "text": " Why did you laugh?"}, {"start": 4636.08, "end": 4636.92, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 4636.92, "end": 4637.76, "text": " Why did he laugh?"}, {"start": 4637.76, "end": 4639.72, "text": " Actually, just tell me."}, {"start": 4639.72, "end": 4642.52, "text": " I think he's just, he's a very competitive guy"}, {"start": 4642.52, "end": 4643.68, "text": " and he can be in goofy mode"}, {"start": 4643.68, "end": 4644.88, "text": " and he can be in competitive mode"}, {"start": 4644.88, "end": 4646.84, "text": " and it's probably hard to tap into competitive mode"}, {"start": 4646.84, "end": 4649.400000000001, "text": " when he's like, give me a flash and then you flash him."}, {"start": 4649.400000000001, "end": 4652.400000000001, "text": " Like he's instantly out and you can't get him back."}, {"start": 4652.400000000001, "end": 4654.2, "text": " When you're not around, Ludwig says to me,"}, {"start": 4654.2, "end": 4655.400000000001, "text": " right, honestly, he says that, like,"}, {"start": 4655.400000000001, "end": 4657.12, "text": " genuinely squeaks up the fuck with you guys."}, {"start": 4657.12, "end": 4659.08, "text": " He's just, that's not true."}, {"start": 4659.08, "end": 4661.4400000000005, "text": " Do I give on vibes that I don't fuck with you guys?"}, {"start": 4661.4400000000005, "end": 4662.360000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4662.360000000001, "end": 4663.2, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4663.2, "end": 4664.04, "text": " That's exactly."}, {"start": 4664.04, "end": 4664.88, "text": " You do."}, {"start": 4664.88, "end": 4665.72, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 4665.72, "end": 4666.56, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 4666.56, "end": 4667.88, "text": " We're kind of scared of you sometimes."}, {"start": 4667.88, "end": 4669.16, "text": " I've heard that a lot by people."}, {"start": 4669.16, "end": 4671.28, "text": " I think I'm just like an emotionally distant person."}, {"start": 4671.28, "end": 4672.4400000000005, "text": " I think you have problems with social feelings."}, {"start": 4672.4400000000005, "end": 4674.24, "text": " I can't tell your true feelings."}, {"start": 4674.24, "end": 4675.08, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 4675.08, "end": 4675.92, "text": " Okay, ask me anything."}, {"start": 4675.92, "end": 4677.92, "text": " I have tone problems. I do."}, {"start": 4677.92, "end": 4680.92, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 4680.92, "end": 4682.92, "text": " I've heard that before."}, {"start": 4682.92, "end": 4684.92, "text": " I have tone problems, but that's okay."}, {"start": 4684.92, "end": 4686.92, "text": " I have tone problems. Wait, like what?"}, {"start": 4686.92, "end": 4688.92, "text": " Give me an example where I'm..."}, {"start": 4688.92, "end": 4690.92, "text": " Even right now as you're speaking."}, {"start": 4690.92, "end": 4695.92, "text": " Okay, for example, you said that you were going to stay here longer on LA to hang out"}, {"start": 4695.92, "end": 4699.92, "text": " and then you literally are leaving immediately after the soda."}, {"start": 4699.92, "end": 4700.92, "text": " I fucking lied."}, {"start": 4700.92, "end": 4702.92, "text": " Well, okay, that's because I came from a wedding."}, {"start": 4702.92, "end": 4707.96, "text": " I'm tired because I've been gone from home for like, you know five days. That's why"}, {"start": 4708.8, "end": 4714.68, "text": " Okay, okay. I think here's the deal fine. You gotta accept that. He's a black cat. Yeah"}, {"start": 4714.68, "end": 4718.64, "text": " Yeah, you are and you guys are treating him like a golden retriever. I never did I"}, {"start": 4719.72, "end": 4723.04, "text": " Like rubbing his belly, too. I thought he was a golden retriever boy"}, {"start": 4723.84, "end": 4729.6, "text": " Until I saw the CS clip. He's not a golden retriever. He's a black cat. No like I saw him talking shit about how bad it"}, {"start": 4729.6, "end": 4731.08, "text": " No, can I say something?"}, {"start": 4731.08, "end": 4732.0, "text": " I'm fucking weird."}, {"start": 4734.400000000001, "end": 4735.400000000001, "text": " OK?"}, {"start": 4735.400000000001, "end": 4737.160000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4737.160000000001, "end": 4739.120000000001, "text": " I'm a fucking freak, yeah."}, {"start": 4739.120000000001, "end": 4741.360000000001, "text": " And here's the thing, the closer you get,"}, {"start": 4741.360000000001, "end": 4743.240000000001, "text": " the more I pull away."}, {"start": 4743.240000000001, "end": 4743.88, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4743.88, "end": 4745.200000000001, "text": " So."}, {"start": 4745.200000000001, "end": 4746.240000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4746.240000000001, "end": 4747.96, "text": " W break through in the chat."}, {"start": 4747.96, "end": 4751.76, "text": " I'm not a perfect person."}, {"start": 4751.76, "end": 4753.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4753.68, "end": 4756.200000000001, "text": " So if we ignore you for like a month."}, {"start": 4756.200000000001, "end": 4757.52, "text": " Yeah, I'll be like, hey, what's up, guys?"}, {"start": 4757.52, "end": 4758.200000000001, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 4758.200000000001, "end": 4758.96, "text": " I actually feel that."}, {"start": 4758.96, "end": 4763.16, "text": " That's what I'm classic classic if we just ghosted the group chat you probably"}, {"start": 4764.16, "end": 4771.4800000000005, "text": " Feel like it's already been ghosted. It's becoming ghosted more like we haven't planned a gaming day in months"}, {"start": 4771.4800000000005, "end": 4775.36, "text": " Wait, what are we not hanging out right now? Yeah, but this the tournament's been planned for months"}, {"start": 4775.52, "end": 4780.4800000000005, "text": " We've been playing word will every day word will actually only squeaks has been yeah, you are keeping a streak"}, {"start": 4780.4800000000005, "end": 4782.4800000000005, "text": " You are keeping this"}, {"start": 4783.28, "end": 4787.08, "text": " And he doesn't talk in so much trash and the only guy who actually does anything that fucking keeps it alive"}, {"start": 4787.08, "end": 4790.58, "text": " If I did, if I pranked somebody in New York, would you guys come?"}, {"start": 4790.58, "end": 4792.58, "text": " Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 4792.58, "end": 4794.58, "text": " You would, you would."}, {"start": 4794.58, "end": 4796.58, "text": " I wouldn't have any plans."}, {"start": 4796.58, "end": 4798.58, "text": " I wouldn't start drooling."}, {"start": 4798.58, "end": 4800.58, "text": " Yeah, you would."}, {"start": 4800.58, "end": 4803.58, "text": " There's only two reasons I'm going to New York."}, {"start": 4803.58, "end": 4808.58, "text": " To go to your funeral and then to go two weeks prior to shoot you in the fucking sky."}, {"start": 4808.58, "end": 4812.58, "text": " Two reasons I'm going to New York."}, {"start": 4812.58, "end": 4814.58, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 4814.58, "end": 4816.58, "text": " Wait, what was your plan?"}, {"start": 4816.58, "end": 4818.58, "text": " Oh, sorry. Oh, no, no, no. You're-"}, {"start": 4818.58, "end": 4823.58, "text": " I would. I'd plan like, like, oh my god, a gaming, something gaming."}, {"start": 4823.58, "end": 4825.58, "text": " Okay, you plan the next- the next event right now."}, {"start": 4825.58, "end": 4826.58, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4826.58, "end": 4827.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4827.58, "end": 4828.58, "text": " You know what? You plan the next event."}, {"start": 4828.58, "end": 4830.58, "text": " Have you ever played the weakest link?"}, {"start": 4830.58, "end": 4832.58, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 4832.58, "end": 4833.58, "text": " Oh my god, you haven't?"}, {"start": 4833.58, "end": 4834.58, "text": " I don't know. It's not toxic, Loki."}, {"start": 4834.58, "end": 4838.58, "text": " Wait, it's so fun. We should do a streamer weakest link in New York."}, {"start": 4838.58, "end": 4839.58, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4839.58, "end": 4842.58, "text": " You have a bunch of people in the circle. It's like a trivia thing."}, {"start": 4842.58, "end": 4843.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4843.58, "end": 4845.58, "text": " It's a good t- See, look, they're freaking out."}, {"start": 4845.58, "end": 4849.78, "text": " Medium stuff, you know the one we played last night the row first"}, {"start": 4875.58, "end": 4878.58, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4878.58, "end": 4880.58, "text": " I'm sorry, he's jumping so much."}, {"start": 4880.58, "end": 4882.58, "text": " Okay, let me ask you some trivia, smart guy."}, {"start": 4882.58, "end": 4883.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4883.58, "end": 4884.58, "text": " Who's the third president of the United States?"}, {"start": 4884.58, "end": 4885.58, "text": " Me!"}, {"start": 4885.58, "end": 4886.58, "text": " I know that."}, {"start": 4886.58, "end": 4887.58, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 4887.58, "end": 4888.58, "text": " I can say that a lot anytime."}, {"start": 4888.58, "end": 4889.58, "text": " I know, I know!"}, {"start": 4889.58, "end": 4891.58, "text": " Because it goes George Washington."}, {"start": 4891.58, "end": 4892.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4892.58, "end": 4893.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4893.58, "end": 4894.58, "text": " Then you guess who?"}, {"start": 4894.58, "end": 4896.58, "text": " Vice President John Adams."}, {"start": 4896.58, "end": 4899.58, "text": " Then it goes Thomas Jefferson."}, {"start": 4899.58, "end": 4901.58, "text": " Then it goes John Quincy Adams."}, {"start": 4901.58, "end": 4904.58, "text": " Then it goes Monroe."}, {"start": 4904.58, "end": 4907.9, "text": " Well, who's the 12th?"}, {"start": 4907.9, "end": 4908.9, "text": " Not relevant to me."}, {"start": 4908.9, "end": 4910.54, "text": " Wait, what's the game, Squeaks?"}, {"start": 4910.54, "end": 4915.62, "text": " Oh, it's like a trivia game where the host gets to be really mean, and like, she chooses"}, {"start": 4915.62, "end": 4919.62, "text": " people, and then everyone has to, like, vote on the person who they think is the weakest."}, {"start": 4919.62, "end": 4921.18, "text": " Like, it's like kind of toxic and mean, actually."}, {"start": 4921.18, "end": 4922.18, "text": " Are you doing the vote?"}, {"start": 4922.18, "end": 4923.18, "text": " Yeah, I'd be the host."}, {"start": 4923.18, "end": 4924.18, "text": " Let's do it right now."}, {"start": 4924.18, "end": 4925.18, "text": " Do it right now."}, {"start": 4925.18, "end": 4926.18, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 4926.18, "end": 4927.18, "text": " All around."}, {"start": 4927.18, "end": 4928.18, "text": " Yeah, come on."}, {"start": 4928.18, "end": 4929.18, "text": " See if we like it."}, {"start": 4929.18, "end": 4931.94, "text": " I'd have to think of questions, and there's voting, and we have to set it up, guys."}, {"start": 4931.94, "end": 4932.94, "text": " We had a..."}, {"start": 4932.94, "end": 4933.94, "text": " It's really fun."}, {"start": 4933.9400000000005, "end": 4937.14, "text": " f-star activity this is it we have to but now we have to let him set it up okay"}, {"start": 4937.14, "end": 4942.660000000001, "text": " so you'll say oh I'm gonna start a show whoa the squeaks show you are not"}, {"start": 4942.660000000001, "end": 4946.780000000001, "text": " starting a show can if someone paid for it I think right really well how much"}, {"start": 4946.780000000001, "end": 4951.120000000001, "text": " like a product produce show my ass behind a desk going hey guys what do we"}, {"start": 4951.120000000001, "end": 4956.500000000001, "text": " do today with a guest come on how fun would that be I think it's like the"}, {"start": 4956.500000000001, "end": 4961.42, "text": " daily show kind of hi the daily show I'll change it every day I don't know"}, {"start": 4961.42, "end": 4964.3, "text": " this show you like Jimmy wait on he's like gonna be like yeah I'll be like"}, {"start": 4964.3, "end": 4974.0, "text": " Jimmy Fallon but I'll last more hey yeah wait let's do it late night which"}, {"start": 4974.0, "end": 4978.14, "text": " tweaks let's make it happen but we were asking I'll cover the news I'll cover"}, {"start": 4978.14, "end": 4984.74, "text": " media pop interview celebrity gossip yeah yeah like is your dream is the"}, {"start": 4984.74, "end": 4989.82, "text": " link I'd help fund it really I think you'd be"}, {"start": 4989.82, "end": 4992.799999999999, "text": " good at it. Yeah, it would be a great, great, great..."}, {"start": 4992.799999999999, "end": 4994.299999999999, "text": " I feel like it would be like, uh..."}, {"start": 4994.299999999999, "end": 4994.799999999999, "text": " How about the investors?"}, {"start": 4994.799999999999, "end": 4995.799999999999, "text": " Like, Hassan Minhaj or something."}, {"start": 5000.799999999999, "end": 5004.799999999999, "text": " That's an example of the initials."}, {"start": 5005.799999999999, "end": 5007.299999999999, "text": " You need me to laugh so bad."}, {"start": 5007.299999999999, "end": 5007.799999999999, "text": " Or Jimmy."}, {"start": 5007.799999999999, "end": 5010.799999999999, "text": " I feel like that's even worse."}, {"start": 5011.799999999999, "end": 5012.799999999999, "text": " That's even worse."}, {"start": 5014.799999999999, "end": 5015.799999999999, "text": " You know what the worst part is?"}, {"start": 5015.799999999999, "end": 5017.299999999999, "text": " He said Hassan's name correctly."}, {"start": 5017.299999999999, "end": 5018.299999999999, "text": " Hassan Minhaj."}, {"start": 5018.299999999999, "end": 5018.799999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5018.8, "end": 5027.34, "text": " Well, uh, great. Nice try. I would give an example of someone for you, but that's literally"}, {"start": 5027.34, "end": 5034.54, "text": " everything I talk about. You know what I mean. For the last 30 years. Yeah. The Fallen family"}, {"start": 5034.54, "end": 5040.28, "text": " keeps it close. Okay, so we're gonna fund that show. Wait, guys. But is it like a YouTuber"}, {"start": 5040.28, "end": 5044.12, "text": " or something? Oh, no, it's on television. Oh, we have to go. Guys, we gotta go. No,"}, {"start": 5044.12, "end": 5044.96, "text": " I don't want to."}, {"start": 5044.96, "end": 5045.92, "text": " It's already 6.30?"}, {"start": 5045.92, "end": 5046.76, "text": " I don't want to go."}, {"start": 5046.76, "end": 5049.0, "text": " That was the fastest hour 30 of my life."}, {"start": 5049.0, "end": 5050.64, "text": " It has been hour 30, we gotta go."}, {"start": 5050.64, "end": 5051.5599999999995, "text": " I don't want to go."}, {"start": 5051.5599999999995, "end": 5052.76, "text": " I don't want to go there."}, {"start": 5052.76, "end": 5054.5599999999995, "text": " What, guys, it's a doctor's day."}, {"start": 5054.5599999999995, "end": 5056.04, "text": " I'm down if you guys keep streaming."}, {"start": 5056.04, "end": 5057.16, "text": " I gotta go, though."}, {"start": 5057.16, "end": 5058.0, "text": " On Yerick."}, {"start": 5058.0, "end": 5059.84, "text": " Yeah, I'm not ending."}, {"start": 5059.84, "end": 5060.8, "text": " I'm not ending."}, {"start": 5060.8, "end": 5062.12, "text": " Max Eds, Tim Max Eds."}, {"start": 5062.12, "end": 5063.5599999999995, "text": " No, I don't want to go."}, {"start": 5063.5599999999995, "end": 5065.92, "text": " I don't want to go."}, {"start": 5065.92, "end": 5068.12, "text": " Wait, that was episode two, not a podcast."}, {"start": 5068.12, "end": 5070.76, "text": " No, it wasn't a podcast."}, {"start": 5070.76, "end": 5072.84, "text": " It's not a podcast."}, {"start": 5072.84, "end": 5076.08, "text": " It's not a podcast episode two."}, {"start": 5076.08, "end": 5078.8, "text": " Wait, maybe I can get Loki rich out of this."}, {"start": 5078.8, "end": 5079.2, "text": " Loki?"}, {"start": 5079.2, "end": 5081.2, "text": " Yeah, you weren't even live for this, though, so."}, {"start": 5081.2, "end": 5081.96, "text": " Wait, yeah!"}, {"start": 5081.96, "end": 5082.4400000000005, "text": " Wait, wait, wait!"}, {"start": 5082.4400000000005, "end": 5083.72, "text": " You weren't even live."}, {"start": 5083.72, "end": 5085.32, "text": " Wait, should we get IRL stream the whole thing?"}, {"start": 5085.32, "end": 5085.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5085.8, "end": 5086.3, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 5086.3, "end": 5087.68, "text": " Wait, what if we get IRL stream it?"}, {"start": 5087.68, "end": 5088.32, "text": " IRL stream it."}, {"start": 5088.32, "end": 5089.08, "text": " IRL stream it."}, {"start": 5089.08, "end": 5089.56, "text": " IRL stream it."}, {"start": 5089.56, "end": 5090.88, "text": " And then you can follow us home."}, {"start": 5090.88, "end": 5091.8, "text": " And then we'll stay live."}, {"start": 5091.8, "end": 5093.52, "text": " And then when we go to bed, you can stay live."}, {"start": 5093.52, "end": 5094.68, "text": " And you guys can watch all of it."}, {"start": 5094.68, "end": 5095.6, "text": " IRL stream games?"}, {"start": 5095.6, "end": 5096.12, "text": " I don't know if you've played that."}, {"start": 5096.12, "end": 5097.4400000000005, "text": " I did it once, yeah."}, {"start": 5097.4400000000005, "end": 5098.0, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 5098.0, "end": 5098.92, "text": " Don't you get in trouble?"}, {"start": 5098.92, "end": 5102.0, "text": " No, you just have to bring everything in a clear plastic bag"}, {"start": 5102.0, "end": 5110.0, "text": " try your best to not film other people that you can stream. No! You're literally a professional streamer. You can't stream the game, the game you can't, you can stream your face without the game."}, {"start": 5110.0, "end": 5120.0, "text": " Leslie hates IRL streaming. It's not true. I hate IRL streaming, period. Leslie, I still want to do a YAP and LAPS. We can! What is that? Oh no! We can do it together!"}, {"start": 5120.0, "end": 5131.76, "text": " We walk on a treadmill and we stream and we just do it for an hour."}, {"start": 5131.76, "end": 5132.76, "text": " Can we use your time to do that?"}, {"start": 5132.76, "end": 5133.76, "text": " Oh, we did that already."}, {"start": 5133.76, "end": 5134.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5134.76, "end": 5138.32, "text": " Yeah, we did that when we were playing Valorant and every time we played Valorant we had to"}, {"start": 5138.32, "end": 5139.82, "text": " increase the walking speed."}, {"start": 5139.82, "end": 5140.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5140.82, "end": 5144.08, "text": " And every time we got a kill we do it every week, once a week."}, {"start": 5144.08, "end": 5145.8, "text": " This is walk and talk, like Premiere 2, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 5145.8, "end": 5146.8, "text": " Yeah, I've been lapsed."}, {"start": 5146.8, "end": 5147.8, "text": " It's real."}, {"start": 5147.8, "end": 5148.8, "text": " I don't like the word lapsed."}, {"start": 5148.8, "end": 5149.8, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 5149.8, "end": 5156.8, "text": " dog does it. Like lapping up water? Yeah, that's what I think of not lapping. But you run laps around the track."}, {"start": 5156.8, "end": 5163.8, "text": " Yeah, it's just a bit icky. I like it. I think that's a W. Good luck."}, {"start": 5163.8, "end": 5169.8, "text": " Walk and talk? Yeah, it rhymes. It rhymes. It does. Laps and yaps might be better. Yaps and laps."}, {"start": 5169.8, "end": 5174.8, "text": " Laps and laps. Anything to start a Patreon, I guess. I don't know. Maybe I could get two Patreons."}, {"start": 5174.8, "end": 5179.860000000001, "text": " Patreons one with the apps and that's and one with not yes, and all the money will go to making the content better"}, {"start": 5180.26, "end": 5182.26, "text": " What the hell foos?"}, {"start": 5182.42, "end": 5188.820000000001, "text": " Wait gifts and subs to Ludwig wait wait, it's not really that was to Ray. It's five don't acknowledge it. Please"}, {"start": 5190.34, "end": 5194.46, "text": " Ludwig, but it's foos. I guess I hate that"}, {"start": 5195.34, "end": 5196.58, "text": " hell"}, {"start": 5196.58, "end": 5198.58, "text": " What the hell why not me?"}, {"start": 5199.7, "end": 5204.78, "text": " Offline off on subs you wouldn't see it here though. We're not in your you're not sure"}, {"start": 5204.8, "end": 5209.0, "text": " with us oh I got notifications on my phone guys can I say thank you all very"}, {"start": 5209.0, "end": 5217.4400000000005, "text": " much for coming out to the CS2 event I hope you had a good time oh 10 gifted"}, {"start": 5217.4400000000005, "end": 5222.92, "text": " cool also thank you guys for doing the shoot today as well it was fun thanks"}, {"start": 5222.92, "end": 5226.4400000000005, "text": " for having us keep doing this thing where he tells us to do stuff and he"}, {"start": 5226.4400000000005, "end": 5229.52, "text": " doesn't really tell us all the details or what's going on and like yesterday"}, {"start": 5229.52, "end": 5233.26, "text": " It was like a 10-hour shoot day and then like today was a tournament"}, {"start": 5233.96, "end": 5239.280000000001, "text": " I was sleepy. It was fun. It was fun. It was cool that everything was set up to stream to though"}, {"start": 5239.280000000001, "end": 5241.280000000001, "text": " Can we do it every year please?"}, {"start": 5242.72, "end": 5248.38, "text": " Yeah, it's annual. Yeah, we can do it next year at least do we get promised invites to the next one"}, {"start": 5250.360000000001, "end": 5253.280000000001, "text": " Would you look at me? Are we all invited? Yeah"}, {"start": 5253.28, "end": 5260.599999999999, "text": " I just said I'd met all of you. I was looking at that side. I felt bad not looking at you"}, {"start": 5260.599999999999, "end": 5263.599999999999, "text": " So I was including you by making eye contact. Oh wait, that's so thoughtful. Thank you"}, {"start": 5263.599999999999, "end": 5263.88, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5263.88, "end": 5268.759999999999, "text": " I was thinking about how I like when Leslie was sitting over here because you are always looking at squeaks"}, {"start": 5268.759999999999, "end": 5269.639999999999, "text": " And so I was like damn"}, {"start": 5269.639999999999, "end": 5274.04, "text": " I feel like they're never looking at me because he's always looking at it's actually freaking true"}, {"start": 5274.04, "end": 5279.5599999999995, "text": " Squeaks is always looking at Ludwig. You guys are always looking at each other. No, I've been going actually you have"}, {"start": 5279.56, "end": 5283.96, "text": " But like I feel like you break your neck every I say yeah, why we're coming there enough. I'm like an owl"}, {"start": 5285.92, "end": 5288.84, "text": " No, we're not let's go y'all"}, {"start": 5293.04, "end": 5295.64, "text": " All right guys we had fun"}, {"start": 5298.64, "end": 5300.64, "text": " Wait, I have a high trade in my chat"}, {"start": 5301.400000000001, "end": 5305.52, "text": " I'm getting updates on my phone. I'm not getting a little buzz. I do"}, {"start": 5305.52, "end": 5307.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5307.96, "end": 5315.92, "text": " What's our next thing as yeah, oh, I had an idea I have a new game that I thought you on my twitch"}, {"start": 5315.92, "end": 5317.92, "text": " I was gonna see your high train"}, {"start": 5318.240000000001, "end": 5323.68, "text": " See wait your offline chat actually my offline check is crazy fuck you for not streaming yet"}, {"start": 5326.160000000001, "end": 5329.52, "text": " Generally not a single no no they do they will there's not one they're just saying"}, {"start": 5335.52, "end": 5341.96, "text": " I have a game for a salt play board game night. Whoa, how did you know that's fun?"}, {"start": 5342.120000000001, "end": 5344.040000000001, "text": " How did you genuinely know?"}, {"start": 5344.040000000001, "end": 5349.68, "text": " It's board game night, and we play three to five board games depending on time like real board games"}, {"start": 5349.68, "end": 5353.160000000001, "text": " IRL well no no we're gonna play like a game version of table top simulator"}, {"start": 5353.160000000001, "end": 5357.72, "text": " We got a tabletop simulator or like Monopoly or like the game of light as an exam"}, {"start": 5357.72, "end": 5364.52, "text": " We don't have to be like the fast mode. You can be fast. Oh, okay, not really go"}, {"start": 5364.52, "end": 5370.42, "text": " Baldur's go I think it's kind of like we did game night, but everyone brings a bored game cool is my choice"}, {"start": 5370.64, "end": 5373.72, "text": " Okay, well just take some time. Sorry. Oh, I have a hundred"}, {"start": 5375.0, "end": 5377.76, "text": " Come on, come on. Take your time. Take your time. You don't think of it right now"}, {"start": 5379.92, "end": 5383.280000000001, "text": " Thank you goon Bob this cake isn't a board again D&D"}, {"start": 5384.080000000001, "end": 5389.8, "text": " No, oh, I've already have a character. Okay. What's it? What's this? Yeah? I'm a bard"}, {"start": 5389.8, "end": 5393.0, "text": " My character my character is squeak"}, {"start": 5393.64, "end": 5398.14, "text": " That's me. No, no, it's a different. Oh, okay. It's a totally unique. Oh, it's sqw ee g"}, {"start": 5398.860000000001, "end": 5400.860000000001, "text": " Mine my character be in bread"}, {"start": 5402.3, "end": 5405.88, "text": " Inbred freak is that the name or wig?"}, {"start": 5408.3, "end": 5410.3, "text": " Not really anybody"}, {"start": 5410.76, "end": 5414.96, "text": " To we be on the yard, huh to be be on the yard. What does that mean?"}, {"start": 5419.8, "end": 5425.76, "text": " Was I had him on the yard twice and how did you did the episode go well? It did really well bang"}, {"start": 5425.76, "end": 5428.88, "text": " I should be clear. I don't know what like you guys won't believe me"}, {"start": 5428.88, "end": 5435.320000000001, "text": " I fight 10 more women on the yard every month and every month without fail Nick goes no"}, {"start": 5435.320000000001, "end": 5437.320000000001, "text": " Nick goes. Oh, I guess it's his time of the month"}, {"start": 5438.8, "end": 5443.2, "text": " So it's Nick's fault. Yeah, he's like, oh here we go every fucking"}, {"start": 5444.6, "end": 5446.6, "text": " I've been fighting you guys"}, {"start": 5446.6, "end": 5448.6, "text": " You hate us."}, {"start": 5448.6, "end": 5450.6, "text": " He doesn't hate you. He hates..."}, {"start": 5452.6, "end": 5455.6, "text": " Women? I thought it was cool though."}, {"start": 5455.6, "end": 5456.6, "text": " Yeah, it's cool."}, {"start": 5456.6, "end": 5458.6, "text": " Damn, it was like that."}, {"start": 5458.6, "end": 5460.6, "text": " Yeah, it is what it is."}, {"start": 5460.6, "end": 5462.6, "text": " How many women have you had on the yard? Six?"}, {"start": 5462.6, "end": 5464.6, "text": " You can fucking count them?"}, {"start": 5464.6, "end": 5466.6, "text": " That was too quick."}, {"start": 5466.6, "end": 5467.6, "text": " It takes two hands though."}, {"start": 5467.6, "end": 5470.6, "text": " To be our credit, we only had 240 episodes."}, {"start": 5470.6, "end": 5471.6, "text": " That's a lot."}, {"start": 5471.6, "end": 5472.6, "text": " That's abysmal."}, {"start": 5472.6, "end": 5473.6, "text": " That's actually..."}, {"start": 5473.6, "end": 5474.6, "text": " That's really bad actually."}, {"start": 5474.6, "end": 5475.6, "text": " That's kind of sad."}, {"start": 5475.6, "end": 5483.26, "text": " thing I know we're laughing about it but genuinely fucking sad yeah and how many"}, {"start": 5483.26, "end": 5490.92, "text": " Indian people how many Indian people and please make it relative to the"}, {"start": 5490.92, "end": 5499.360000000001, "text": " population of India so point zero zero zero zero zero zero one you know guys"}, {"start": 5499.360000000001, "end": 5502.56, "text": " it's not really how we operate get longers on there man"}, {"start": 5502.56, "end": 5505.84, "text": " Uh, you know, it's funny, and this is not a joke."}, {"start": 5505.84, "end": 5510.88, "text": " Today, Nick uses one time to prevent launders from ever going to the Yard Podcast."}, {"start": 5510.88, "end": 5511.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5511.38, "end": 5512.56, "text": " He uses one time."}, {"start": 5512.56, "end": 5513.280000000001, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 5513.280000000001, "end": 5514.080000000001, "text": " He uses one time."}, {"start": 5514.080000000001, "end": 5517.76, "text": " He said, I will never allow launders on the Yard Podcast today."}, {"start": 5518.64, "end": 5519.280000000001, "text": " He used it."}, {"start": 5519.280000000001, "end": 5521.200000000001, "text": " Wait, what do you mean one time?"}, {"start": 5521.200000000001, "end": 5524.0, "text": " Like, everyone gets their one time to block a guest."}, {"start": 5524.0, "end": 5526.240000000001, "text": " Like, hey, I really don't want this person using my one time."}, {"start": 5526.240000000001, "end": 5527.120000000001, "text": " He's using his veto."}, {"start": 5527.120000000001, "end": 5528.240000000001, "text": " Too many Indian people?"}, {"start": 5528.240000000001, "end": 5528.64, "text": " To block."}, {"start": 5529.4400000000005, "end": 5530.64, "text": " That was not his logic."}, {"start": 5530.64, "end": 5532.240000000001, "text": " I'm not throwing that out there."}, {"start": 5532.56, "end": 5536.06, "text": " I'm surprised it's not a woman. What's the what was it?"}, {"start": 5536.8, "end": 5539.42, "text": " It's because he apparently this is"}, {"start": 5540.06, "end": 5546.38, "text": " Courage Nick I was there. He was at the CS2 event yesterday and there was a clip of"}, {"start": 5547.740000000001, "end": 5549.740000000001, "text": " I forget who maybe it's like"}, {"start": 5549.9400000000005, "end": 5553.160000000001, "text": " Ron at the desk encouraging over and"}, {"start": 5553.96, "end": 5558.620000000001, "text": " And I'm gonna push her this but he's like oh, it's like the the young thug picture"}, {"start": 5559.58, "end": 5561.3, "text": " Where he leans over"}, {"start": 5561.3, "end": 5563.5, "text": " Yes, I'm talking about no anyway"}, {"start": 5563.5, "end": 5569.099999999999, "text": " He says this in the room last night. Oh, that's funny and then and then stream starts and then"}, {"start": 5569.7, "end": 5572.88, "text": " There's a moment where that pose happens again and launders goes"}, {"start": 5572.88, "end": 5577.58, "text": " Oh, it's like the young thug me and then everyone dies laughing"}, {"start": 5577.58, "end": 5580.24, "text": " So Nick is jealous of wonders. He stole show"}, {"start": 5580.82, "end": 5584.42, "text": " Nick said you steal everything slime has ever said on earth. Yeah"}, {"start": 5585.18, "end": 5589.82, "text": " So you should be fucking vetoed from the yard introducing the year of squeaks"}, {"start": 5592.9400000000005, "end": 5594.9400000000005, "text": " I buy leave I'd give it to a woman"}, {"start": 5596.42, "end": 5598.42, "text": " You say that like you deserve an applause"}, {"start": 5599.66, "end": 5605.74, "text": " Around should we you actually like fucking looked around I'll fill I say longer get longer on the guys we need to freaking go"}, {"start": 5605.74, "end": 5607.74, "text": " Goodbye"}, {"start": 5611.42, "end": 5613.42, "text": " Guys next room will be on"}, {"start": 5613.5, "end": 5618.599999999999, "text": " Squeaks channel do board game night. Okay, we'll do board. I've been saving the reason I'm not live is because next time"}, {"start": 5618.599999999999, "end": 5625.179999999999, "text": " It's gonna be an exclusive squeak stream with everybody from f dot s dot l dot r"}, {"start": 5625.66, "end": 5631.26, "text": " We're gonna be playing board games the dots and home eat. Yeah, but that makes it seem like even worse"}, {"start": 5632.0599999999995, "end": 5634.0599999999995, "text": " I'm gonna do the face"}, {"start": 5634.06, "end": 5635.660000000001, "text": " Why are you doing that?"}, {"start": 5635.660000000001, "end": 5637.660000000001, "text": " I want to do the Google physics, Jesus."}, {"start": 5637.660000000001, "end": 5639.660000000001, "text": " That's just my normal face."}, {"start": 5639.660000000001, "end": 5642.38, "text": " Uh, okay, guys, I'm free Thursday or Sunday."}, {"start": 5642.38, "end": 5643.14, "text": " You get to choose."}, {"start": 5643.14, "end": 5643.860000000001, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 5643.860000000001, "end": 5644.740000000001, "text": " Oh, we're scheduling it."}, {"start": 5644.740000000001, "end": 5645.34, "text": " Why like this?"}, {"start": 5645.34, "end": 5645.780000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 5645.780000000001, "end": 5646.3, "text": " Wait for what?"}, {"start": 5646.3, "end": 5647.22, "text": " It's not just a scheduled person."}, {"start": 5647.22, "end": 5649.02, "text": " What for our next for our board game thing?"}, {"start": 5649.02, "end": 5649.9800000000005, "text": " I have to fly back."}, {"start": 5649.9800000000005, "end": 5651.14, "text": " Yeah, you got when you're back."}, {"start": 5651.14, "end": 5652.46, "text": " Thursday or Sunday?"}, {"start": 5652.46, "end": 5652.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5652.96, "end": 5653.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5653.46, "end": 5654.860000000001, "text": " How about on the 30th?"}, {"start": 5654.860000000001, "end": 5656.06, "text": " You're free?"}, {"start": 5656.06, "end": 5657.06, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 5657.06, "end": 5658.5, "text": " Well, you're flying back, right?"}, {"start": 5658.5, "end": 5659.9400000000005, "text": " I can't fly back in like two days."}, {"start": 5659.9400000000005, "end": 5661.740000000001, "text": " What about Sunday on May?"}, {"start": 5661.740000000001, "end": 5662.3, "text": " May."}, {"start": 5662.3, "end": 5663.42, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 5663.42, "end": 5667.9800000000005, "text": " I like the next day the next month. Yeah, I just need some time"}, {"start": 5669.78, "end": 5676.1, "text": " No, I can't do what about me first. Oh, yeah, it's in New York. Welcome to New York. Welcome to New York"}, {"start": 5677.1, "end": 5679.1, "text": " We've been smoking we"}, {"start": 5680.18, "end": 5682.18, "text": " Okay, how about Friday May 1st?"}, {"start": 5682.7, "end": 5689.0, "text": " No, I have sponsored about Saturday. Let's just figure this out after I think he's gonna be difficult"}, {"start": 5689.18, "end": 5692.58, "text": " I'm not difficult. I'm I'm willing to you know"}, {"start": 5693.42, "end": 5695.26, "text": " I'm going to travel."}, {"start": 5695.26, "end": 5698.9400000000005, "text": " OK, this is not a podcast."}, {"start": 5698.9400000000005, "end": 5702.1, "text": " What's the F-slur sign?"}, {"start": 5702.1, "end": 5704.18, "text": " No, that's Fomly."}, {"start": 5704.18, "end": 5704.9800000000005, "text": " No, this is Fomly."}, {"start": 5704.9800000000005, "end": 5707.18, "text": " This is F-slur."}, {"start": 5707.18, "end": 5708.5, "text": " Point it down."}, {"start": 5708.5, "end": 5709.7, "text": " Wait, this is F-slur?"}, {"start": 5709.7, "end": 5710.7, "text": " Why would this be F-slur?"}, {"start": 5710.7, "end": 5711.5, "text": " Because he pointed down."}, {"start": 5711.5, "end": 5713.9, "text": " Wait, what if we all represent our letter?"}, {"start": 5713.9, "end": 5715.58, "text": " Wait, Nora's hard to do."}, {"start": 5715.58, "end": 5718.66, "text": " Weakest gang of all time."}, {"start": 5718.66, "end": 5719.74, "text": " These guys pull up."}, {"start": 5719.74, "end": 5721.58, "text": " You're probably freaking going on the other side"}, {"start": 5721.58, "end": 5723.06, "text": " of the street."}, {"start": 5723.06, "end": 5724.740000000001, "text": " with these shirts to you"}, {"start": 5724.740000000001, "end": 5727.580000000001, "text": " i guess they're watching yours would be like this"}, {"start": 5727.580000000001, "end": 5729.06, "text": " like loser"}, {"start": 5729.06, "end": 5730.780000000001, "text": " about this"}, {"start": 5730.780000000001, "end": 5732.14, "text": " your name's leslie"}, {"start": 5732.14, "end": 5736.02, "text": " what's that makes no sense that i'm not i know but like you could be there"}, {"start": 5736.02, "end": 5738.26, "text": " no but i'm not a thing"}, {"start": 5738.26, "end": 5739.740000000001, "text": " on this"}, {"start": 5739.740000000001, "end": 5741.9400000000005, "text": " i do it s"}, {"start": 5741.9400000000005, "end": 5743.740000000001, "text": " unlike this"}, {"start": 5743.740000000001, "end": 5744.740000000001, "text": " like this"}, {"start": 5744.740000000001, "end": 5749.740000000001, "text": " like this"}, {"start": 5750.740000000001, "end": 5751.9800000000005, "text": " you're making it"}, {"start": 5751.9800000000005, "end": 5754.38, "text": " I don't want that to do it."}, {"start": 5754.38, "end": 5755.580000000001, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 5755.580000000001, "end": 5756.580000000001, "text": " Gigi fucked the camera."}, {"start": 5756.580000000001, "end": 5757.580000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5757.580000000001, "end": 5758.580000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 5758.580000000001, "end": 5759.580000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 5759.580000000001, "end": 5760.580000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 5760.580000000001, "end": 5761.580000000001, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 5761.580000000001, "end": 5762.580000000001, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 5762.580000000001, "end": 5763.580000000001, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 5763.580000000001, "end": 5764.580000000001, "text": " We are your friends."}, {"start": 5764.580000000001, "end": 5765.580000000001, "text": " We are your friends."}, {"start": 5765.580000000001, "end": 5766.580000000001, "text": " We are your friends."}, {"start": 5766.580000000001, "end": 5767.580000000001, "text": " We are your friends."}, {"start": 5767.580000000001, "end": 5768.580000000001, "text": " We are your friends."}, {"start": 5768.580000000001, "end": 5770.580000000001, "text": " I love you and I will be going to your funeral."}, {"start": 5770.580000000001, "end": 5771.580000000001, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 5771.580000000001, "end": 5772.780000000001, "text": " We are your friends."}]}