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Cause like, that's like a lot of people that perceive you, you know?

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It is a lot of people from everywhere, and it's like people that don't wanna see you, but there's no-

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Wait, now I'm scared.

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Oh my god, and even the people that see you, like, you don't even know how many people, like, later it'll get clipped and just seem to see about more people.

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So it's actually scary for you.

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But now I'm actually fucking scared.

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Yeah, I know. I'm just- it's a real thing.

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I'm going non-verbal.

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No!

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You're a streamer, you can non-verbal.

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I'm not!

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You can't!

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You really can't.

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I'm going non-verbal.

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Can you guys just do the-

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It's so sweet.

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Wait, you had to come on all our chats.

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I did it.

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Oh, no you didn't.

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Yes, I did.

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No, he's doing nothing.

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Sharing chats enabled.

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He doesn't let us go live, so that everyone's like, oh, did you not enable our streams

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yet?

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What do you mean, I'm not doing it, Niko's doing it.

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Sorry, Niko.

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Okay, that's it.

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A lot of this.

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That's what I'm getting, a lot of this.

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So what do you want?

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I'm nervous.

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Why are you nervous?

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Because I'm being perceived.

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He's not nervous.

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He's nervous.

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I'm scared.

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Squeeze literally gets nervous at nothing. Can you guys like me? All right, it's a share chat

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We're genuinely in okay, are we in our right positions?

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Yeah, oh

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That's a good idea.

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No, wait.

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Who's F?

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Uh, who's Lee?

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You need to go to the F.

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It should be F.

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F?

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Wait.

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That's a right?

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We wanted to sit F.

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No, we wanted to sit F.

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We have to.

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We have to do it.

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It's F though.

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I'm not part of the group anyway.

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Okay.

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Hello.

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He has been talking like he's too good for the group.

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All right, look.

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It's all there.

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Yeah.

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But we're going to chat.

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Chat show.

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Hi, everyone.

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Oh, we're going to YouTube chat today.

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Oh, sorry.

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YouTube.

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Oh my God.

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Okay, I guess we don't want anyone to go in here.

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I'm not even live on YouTube yet.

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Oops.

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Oh, you're live now, you're live now.

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Oops.

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Excellent.

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He really does hate us.

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No, we have your YouTube channel to save his mom.

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Yeah, you know, they all.

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They're so needy, bro.

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They get really sad.

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But the funny thing is, you know how my people on YouTube

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watch on YouTube and chat in the chat arena?

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Yes.

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So they're like trying to role play being sad,

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but they literally are chatting in.

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Wait, but on YouTube, don't you have people whose name

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is like John Park 1991 telling everyone about himself?

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We're tossing him.

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That's a true. You have Luke Jaden Russell. Yeah, like I'm sure he was probably that's probably a street number

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I rather be told to kill myself by Zara goal

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I'm not reading that

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Squeaks viewers who are not live on Squeaks channel here's person not to be live

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Squeaks daily if you upload any of this footage you are dead. No, you're free to upload it squeaks daily

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I think if you're actually

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Ironically, please upload if I see a single second of it, you know

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I'm not this calculating guy. I just thought you know

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Why aren't they in excellent order

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I have to take this coffee bar.

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I can't.

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Do you understand what this is?

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Look, I zoomed in so your cocks cut out.

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It's like a cock shot.

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It's a cock shot. I don't want the cock shot out.

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No, that in S.

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You're L.

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You are an L.

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Why are you sad about that?

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Wait, listen, cut it off. Fix it.

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Why did you cut me off?

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Because if I zoom out, his cocks in it.

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Yeah, but like, you want this?

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I can do this.

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I can do that and then and then Ray has to just lean in a bit no no no I think I

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hold the coat catch this way no it doesn't result what do you think you're

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about you're gonna let all of us I thought I had it wait we're in it we're

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in it okay I'm gonna zoom out a little bit I'm just gonna try to make sure

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his peanuts isn't it don't don't get my peanuts in there tell me stop right

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That's good. That's good. I just can't I won't go for the rest of this. Okay. You just have to lean in a bit

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Is that all right? Is it too much? Oh

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Secure that's gonna be like it's gonna go in like a

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Makes his penis of crazy crazy

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It's the pants. What are you?

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This is such a crazy

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I lost it to Leslie.

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Leslie, your YouTube isn't live yet.

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What do you know what I mean for? That's on her. She's a bad YouTube streamer.

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How can he do it?

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He literally is doing exactly what I said.

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Guys, my God, I have a heartache.

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Just stop streaming on YouTube.

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No!

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I don't want to do it on my phone.

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I have to watch it on my YouTube.

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It's like, I feel like the fawns.

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I have one hair.

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This is like, what do you mean, there's like a bushel, there's like some, there's like a wine.

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Oh, are you alive?

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Oh!

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What?

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Wait, that's so cool, Nico.

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Thank you, Nico.

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He's like, okay, but uh, wait, oh.

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Uh, but I need to add it to something.

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Wait, I sent you my thing.

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No, he sent it to me.

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Oh my God, is it menu Mondays?

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Wait, we should do menu Mondays.

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What does that mean?

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We have to only be in menus for the entire screen.

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Oh my God, menu Mondays such a throwback.

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I used to do menu Mondays.

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Mondays I do the most requested game on my channel and only be in the menu just

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the baby just piss people off just settings and just everything and never

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play the game here bro what do you think's going on here I'm going to add

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all he said I wasn't supposed to really yes go to the discord go to discord right

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now. I want to tell you guys how gay Ludwig and Squeaks were earlier. What? Oh, with the

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ring pop. I have to tell you about that. Expose them. Oh my gosh. What happens off stream?

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No, no, no. I'm telling them. Do I need to do anything on my ingest or do you got it?

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He said you got it. Sure. But it's not live. The issue isn't that it's not pushing

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to YouTube is that you didn't hit go live on YouTube. What are you talking about?

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you push live YouTube yet to go live no no I have auto start oh she got you

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gagged literally gagged literally just don't worry I can figure it out

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yes I couldn't do it why yes raise insecure how badly she performed no no

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not that today today maybe realize how slow my reflexes are I don't think it's

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your reflexes. I think it's your aim. I get genuinely stressed out. I do think you're not

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good under high stress environment, high pressure scenarios. I'm really bad at functioning. Yeah,

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I think that's real. Okay, hold up. Are you live? We're all live, but there's a shared

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hype train and somehow Leslie's, like she's got the most subs so far. Wait, I just

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How do you know who has the most size?

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Cause it said hype train 41% Leslie.

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Wait, is that bad?

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I got something out.

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I'll have this right now guys.

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Wait, I need to go live on my channel, huh?

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He's lying.

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My hype train.

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He's not lying.

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Will you guys give me a cut?

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Can we get a Tuzer twig?

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Why don't we just go live on your channel, why don't we just click a button?

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No.

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You guys don't know how Squeaks works.

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Yes.

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Only I get him really inside and out.

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Yeah, because you guys are actually sexual together.

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Okay, let me tell you about what happened here.

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Explain the ring pop.

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Imagine this.

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We're filming a YouTube video, right?

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And it's like a candy jar,

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and Squeaks pulls out this ring pop,

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and it's green.

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Two podcast breakups in one week.

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First not a podcast.

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This isn't a podcast.

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This isn't a podcast.

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First of all, this is episode two of not a podcast.

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No, it's not a podcast.

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Episode two.

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Yes, episode two.

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No, no, it's not.

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It's not a featuring.

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A podcast.

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I don't know why we're doing an intro.

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It's not even a podcast.

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It's no need.

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Episode two.

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Episode two.

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I won't be able to finish this story.

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What's your story? Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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Wait, I feel like we should hold the Patreon.

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We should hold the story.

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Oh yeah, we're launching a Patreon, Leslie and I.

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We just wanted to do a quick little podcast.

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Not a Patreon. Not a Patreon.

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Yeah, not a Patreon. That's going to be the name.

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Not a Patreon. Not a podcast.

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We're going to use your money to elevate the content.

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Okay, I went lower down on the hype train, by the way.

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I'm about 26 raised.

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Oh my god! 3% Hydra! Thank you so much!

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I got to the X-Most and you really treated me well.

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We'll take number one!

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Is that racist because I'm Japanese?

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I thought you were Chinese.

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Both.

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What do you mean?

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Oh my god.

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OK.

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I actually have to play you guys something after Ray talks about.

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Something about a gay story?

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Oh, yes.

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OK.

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OK.

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OK.

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But where is the Texas speech coming from?

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Is it your chance?

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Can we turn off TTS?

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Tim, no more TTS.

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I'm telling you, I will instantly forget about what I'm thinking about.

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OK.

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The ring pop sucking incident.

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Call Nick?

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Oh my god.

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Call Nick England below key.

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I don't have my phone, Dan.

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I have my phone.

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Which has happened?

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Why?

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Is it serious?

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He's probably at the stadium.

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I deadass don't have my phone.

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Oh, he did, I can vouch you gave it.

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What happened?

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Yeah, he did throw his phone and I was thinking,

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why would you throw your phone at your employee?

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Because like, what if he dropped it?

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That's pressure for the employee

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and also you threw it at him.

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Drawing, I guess.

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I'm a really tough boss.

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Like I'll throw shit at my employees.

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I was thinking like, man,

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that would suck if he dropped your phone.

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I'll deadass shoot my employees with a paintball gun.

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You don't get a jersey.

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Why?

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Oh!

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Use one of the other,

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use one of the other uh use one of the other tickets why what do you mean i don't get one

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they told me the ticket isn't good enough fuck you mean it's not good enough

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can you use one of the other tickets tell them to blow it off smooth what do you mean

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they said you didn't sign up early what are you fucking talking about i didn't sign up early

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sign up early for what do you want a t-shirt or something like a uh uh dodger what do you

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What do you mean I didn't sign up early?

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You're so mad.

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You were supposed to check out through a specific link?

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I'm a season ticket holder!

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Wait, what do you mean a different link?

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What?

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What does that even mean anymore?

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Literally a millionaire by the way.

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Dude, get passionate!

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Dude, do you need a jersey?

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Can you use one of the other tickets, Ingo?

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What if you use one of the other tickets?

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Go to Nethergate, use one of the other tickets.

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It opens at 510.

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It should be open right now, you can be first in with one of your tickets.

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You're mad over a t-shirt.

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So you really want, you want a jersey?

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No.

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Don't you already have jerseys?

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Yes, but my jersey smells like sweat and butt and I wanted the Japanese heritage night

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jersey to celebrate my heritage.

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No, I don't.

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None of the tickets work!

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Oh, is this like really bad?

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Is this all bad for all of us?

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You can go, go pick up Cam.

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Go pick up Cam.

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I a new ticket on my phone.

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That works.

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Get me that jersey.

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Damn!

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There's no way it's gonna build it.

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How about a please?

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Jesus.

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Please.

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Yeah, say please.

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Guys, I'm a tough boss.

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Like it is what it is.

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Like I'm a really fucking tough guy.

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I'm not a soft guy.

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I'm a tough guy.

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You're not soft?

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No.

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I'm always hard with my employees.

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No!

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Oh!

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Dude, I noticed.

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Wait, what's the gay story?

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Oh my God!

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Let me tell you about the story for real.

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Okay, imagine this we're recording a YouTube video and there's like this candy jar and squeaks is get it

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We're getting it like we got like goldfish and squeaks pulled out this ring pop mystery flavor mystery flavor

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But it was green and I look at him and I was like, oh

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What is that? It's good and he's like no it's ass

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It's terrible and he made it very clear if you didn't like it and he's still eating it and he like bit it in half

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I was like, you know, you don't have to eat it you can throw it away

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And then we're filming this video and then all of a sudden Ludwig is like oh can I can I try it and he's like

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it's ass and then Ludwig starts deep-throating the ring pop like repeated very fast like very fast

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emotions it was awesome it was crazy and then something changed in squeaks he took the ring

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pop back and then he started eating it again I was like wait you don't have to eat that and he was

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like I like it I guess the mystery flavor was love and also like the way Ludwig gave squeaks the

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ring pop from his fingers squeaks grabbed it with his mouth yeah that was really I don't know

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with that piss you guys off

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It was so romantic. I was like wow like there's no way you guys haven't hooked up and then you

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Close coming up

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Like this the one where this fix was like I think we're just going to bed like I like it

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I think we're just going to bed that we took our clothes off because it's hot. Yeah, this was all off camera

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So it was like dude. This is it really to me here. This is really not how they truly act that piss you guys off

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No, it's really cute. It was just like I guess we're just confident

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in ourselves and our love and our lives.

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What are you talking about?

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He's married to kids.

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I'm married to kids.

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He's married to kids.

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He can't be gay.

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He's a really, really good friend.

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I just look possibly gay.

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You, what?

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I look like I could be gay.

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What does that mean?

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Yeah, what does that mean?

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Kind of self-described.

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I look like a guy who could be gay.

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What does that mean?

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Like, like, like, I think generally gay people

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are more handsome than straight people.

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That piss you guys off?

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You know what?

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Can I say something?

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true I don't know I know a lot of good-looking there are a lot of really

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I think on average gay people are more attractive because the gay market is

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more competitive than the straight market you know some bad what okay hold on

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stop stop right there if I'm a Republican senator going through O'Hare

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Airport I could just sign up to Grindr and hook up in the fucking bathroom and

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you're talking these Republican senators are on average better looking than

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Democratic senators I think oh you are so off base right now am I you are

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You're so all-you're-a John Federmann guy?

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He gave you some dry shit.

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I'm just saying. That is crazy.

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I think everything that comes out of Pete Hegset's mouth is atrocious.

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He looks good to say it. I can say that.

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Oh, please.

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Hey, you could probably bench 315. That guy's pretty built.

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That's like, he is good looking to a guy like you.

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Wait, so what's good looking to you guys for men?

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I think the most attractive man on earth is Pete Hegset.

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Boo!

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Ella!

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I got some nice attractive guy from Ezoran Mondami.

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He is good looking.

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He's very handsome.

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Are you doing his face?

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No, I'm just just what I look like.

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Wait, what?

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No, you're trying to look like Ezoran.

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He does this to me.

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Wait.

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What are you talking about?

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I'm just smiling.

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Today?

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I'm just enjoying it.

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I'm happy to announce, in a hundred days, have you worked on it?

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What?

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Ezoran?

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Oh, like an impression?

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Yeah.

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No, I haven't.

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What do you mean?

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about eyebrows. That's just my eyebrows. Can I see them in real life?

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Get the jersey, any means necessary. Just get the jersey. What are you going to do with the jersey?

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My shirts are hot topic. I see people asking about it. I got it when Ray did buy your...

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I grabbed it. I got so many things. Every t-shirt I own.

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I love that.

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See, it doesn't change.

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Wait, what about me?

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You weren't here.

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Oh, you look good.

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Yeah.

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And you don't even...

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I got this from Amazon.

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It doesn't even look like that.

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It genuinely looks like good quality.

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Can I touch it?

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Yeah.

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It's like, it's Amazon.

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Less soft than I thought it would be.

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Yeah, no, it's not like good quality.

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It's pants or socks.

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It's actually kind of like...

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It's actually kind of like...

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I agree just now it's fine though.

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Yeah, it's really bad.

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It's like a real Amazon shirt.

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It's terrible.

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I like it.

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Okay.

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I look like geek squad.

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Can I come up with a convention?

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mom so I went home right and I've been thinking about being Chinese lately

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because you are Chinese I know I went home and I saw my mom this week

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in the wedding and I was like hi mom and she's like hi you know and then I went

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like you know my name is Leslie she's like that's all you got and I was like

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you can do better I was like I want to drink this thing she's like and she answers you

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and stuff and then I showed I showed her like your tip-to-tip stuff and she was

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like smiling okay and she's like oh at first she's just like well she's aren't

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going on a rant because she's like that's how we used to be we used to take

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bikes we would run around like those kids that's rural China that's what

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that's how you grow up kids these days she went on a rant about how she hates

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like how we didn't get to have a childhood like those kids and it was

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like the wedding like a day later um she just starts speaking Chinese to me

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And she's saying it like a negative tone and I was like, what does that mean?

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And she's like and she said Ludwig in it and I said what and then she said she she clarified and she means like

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Your Chinese is worse than Ludwig like she said that to me

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Dude what the fuck my mom and then I said you don't mean that she said at least he tries

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What the hell?

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My mom said that.

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Good lord.

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I know.

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Let's see, do you have the Chinese app on your phone?

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Did she not try to teach you Chinese growing up?

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She did.

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I said no.

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I'm from Spanish.

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I said I want Spanish.

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And how is it Spanish?

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I speak Spanish because I speak Spanish more or less.

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Yes, I speak a lot of Spanish.

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I like your pants.

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Oh, gross.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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$100.

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$500.

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$560.

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$290.

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$260.

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$60.

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$60.

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$10.

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$10.

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$10.

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$10.

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$10.

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$10.

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$10.

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$10.

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No, this is legit.

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This is legit useful.

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I'm going $100.

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What?

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Because if someone held a gun to Leslie's head and said,

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you have to count to $100 and start now.

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Yes.

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She went and went.

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I can do it in actually both languages.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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A Chinese guy pulls him to the Starbucks and he goes,

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$200.

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$200.

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$200.

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$200.

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$200.

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$200.

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far it's like what is that doing like tell me your MLB app email and a DM

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uh you can go it's it's it's don't say it out loud I'll discord message you I'm

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gonna read it out loud it's actually a secret email no one knows about it no

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shot is that pissed you guys off yeah so can we talk about why we're here

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Yes?

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Uh, we are here.

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Welcome to the gift exchange!

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I'm in LA, folks.

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I'm moving.

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Yes!

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I'm just kidding.

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You're trying to feed the camera.

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He would have hated you.

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Yeah, I am.

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That's why I started the program.

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You're welcome to sleep stay longer.

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I would have hated?

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Why?

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You would have hated in LA.

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Wait, the fact that you came and stayed longer than two days hurts us.

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I can.

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I'm not hurt.

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Well, I just like, when you travel, do you spend a lot longer, like just like

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lingering?

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If you have no plans?

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Did you go home like right after?

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Depends cuz it you work right after yeah, so boom. Yeah, you like to keep your schedule real busy in packed and squeaks

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I do I do he's a magnet and I need you guys to start expecting you because in a few years

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He's gonna start popping off. Yes. Yes. He's my real. He's close to breaking out. It's my real

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I'm ready to retire.

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Are you on second?

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Well, I was thinking of joining the manosphere.

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OK.

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What would some advice for men out there be?

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Oh, woman.

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OK.

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That's pretty good, though.

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We still have women.

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Come on, I can!

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No, why?

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Can I tell you my least favorite part about the manosphere?

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It's the only thing I really hate about it.

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What?

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They always say woman and not women.

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Women.

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That pisses me off.

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The new generation?

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No, the new generation just hasn't learned properly

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in school that women is pronounced women.

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but not wool men and that's the only thing that bugs me about

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you're such a fucking dork

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well the new generation also has a rise in um

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butt cancer so

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what?

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yeah yeah it's actually

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it's true there's a huge rise in young people like

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early 20s

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that's called a knock-out

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wait seriously?

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yes

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you should get a colonoscopy

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well i went to the doctor and the doctor asked if i wanted one

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yeah you should get one

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what am i gonna say?

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boy oh boy do i?

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i don't know

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it's just weird

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The doctor said what what do you want me to do to you?

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I'm not like some guys are like oh is it gay if I get a colonoscopy. It's not great

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I'm this fear to you. Yeah, it is gay. He's right. He was like will it because they stick a finger

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It makes you gay. No, it makes you gay.

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It puts you under and you put a camera in there. It doesn't matter whether you're awake or asleep. It's gay both times.

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Oh, they have colonoscopy by a doctor. They don't like stick a finger up there. I don't think. They don't?

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It's prevented. Yeah, the finger thing is pretty old

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That's old. They got a GoPro in there. In nowadays they'll put a camera, but the finger the fingers old school

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Wait, wait, and I sign up for an old school all the next episode of the podcast about to go crazy

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You guys are talking about different things you're talking about prostate exams first

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But the prostate exam also I don't think they do that very much anymore

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Colonoscopy you have to eat a drink a bunch of stuff flush out your whole system

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I don't like they go they go on you go under and then they stick a camera up there

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And then you'd rather like never get checked and die from cancer. That's how I feel. That's how I feel

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I think if it happens it happens and I'm out fuck it. That's how I feel again on an airplane

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Is that really how you guys feel? Yeah, so you guys are like gushing blood out of your arm like

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If I die from blood what a dumb thought

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What a dumb

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Uneducated group of people has met a man with two degree most in this couple two degrees

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I have more degrees than everyone on this couch combined.

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What degrees do you have?

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English and journalism.

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You yourself have a journalism degree?

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Yeah.

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Have you used it?

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Yeah.

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I've used almost everything I do.

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Yeah, by telling lies.

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Have you heard of the local mass?

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This is actually taught students, like real students.

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That's right.

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Oh, yeah.

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We got schools as a professor.

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Those who can do, those who can't teach.

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I disagree.

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I actually personally support teachers.

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But my mother's a teacher.

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Thank you.

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No.

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I do her years.

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Thank no, I went I went to a procedure school

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What as you? Yeah, it's me. I went to the same school

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Who's I think he graduated Magna cum laude Johnny, you know Johnny the streamer Johnny Somali

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Well, you know he's un-luckily incarcerated

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I'm not going to eat your phone's bad.

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Thank you brother.

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I'm sorry you threw that at you.

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Did I throw that at you?

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That's a lie.

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That's a lie.

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That's a lie.

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That's a lie.

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That's a lie.

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That's a lie.

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I don't even think twice about doing that shit.

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Are you serious?

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He just tossed it like five feet off.

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I don't mean boss.

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If it broke, I would have...

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Here's the deal.

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My company's not big enough to have HR, so they can't complain to it.

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You have a big company.

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Yeah, but you need 15 employees or more to have HR.

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You have 15 people.

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keep it at 14. Any time we need one more I gotta cut somebody. Oh yeah. That's not real.

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You're a crappy guy. I know I did a Smosh collab and the top comment was like wow I never

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watched loaded content. I thought he was a MAGA guy. I feel like you were trying to do

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MAGA content for a while. I was trying to appeal to you. You were appealing. Still trying to.

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Two years ago he would he would like to two months ago

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You don't have to go that far back

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Like actually a few weeks ago. Yeah. Oh, yeah

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There's some run-offs that I'm trying to push. It is what it is. Thank you for the crime. Okay, what we're here for yes gift exchange

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So we all present we should flash them back to why this even happened. Oh, yes

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So what happened was do you guys remember when we played Mario Party together a year and a half ago?

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two Christmases ago at my apartment yes and there was like the split cam we

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weren't even after at the time we were just like what we really weren't no well

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do you guys ever care when we speak are you comfortable right now I said yeah

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because I just super do you guys were listening and you immediately have a

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I'll take this on the chin. This is my fault. Women, please.

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That's crazy. Ladies, please. That's not the problem.

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The problem was that the word...

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Is there a way that you can say ladies, please? And that's fine, but you say women, please?

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And that's a problem?

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No. That's not okay. Both of them's not okay. I'm actually personally an ally.

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I think women should speak when men are quiet.

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Wait.

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I think women should speak when men are quiet.

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I was trying to be wholesome.

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When men are speaking, we should be quiet.

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No, no, no, no, no, not at all.

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I think women should be able to speak when at any juncture at any time, right now that

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we're done talking.

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Ladies and gentlemen, round of applause.

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give the women the mic. Can we keep the round of applause going for how well

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Leslie played yesterday? Oh! Oh! Yeah Leslie did a great job. I was a lucky

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mogging shroud. Whoa! I'm sorry I meant nothing. Oh I was like I would shoot this night.

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And I would look and it'd be one of them and I was like man. I was nervous to

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meet Jordan Nothing Gilbert. Jordan Nothing Gilbert is an icon. He's like

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Actually a fucking I watch him on direct TV like 1.6 when I was in fourth grade that is crazy how

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Long ago that is because he was also not that old one dude. I know he was a kid

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I think he's like your age right he's a little older, but yeah, he's like you're both your what what we're I'm in my late late 20s. I

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Am I have

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I am wait wait

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well because i don't know

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wait do you know how old this whole couch is?

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like if you had to guess?

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yes, i know

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hold on hold on

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so how old am i?

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you're 35

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you're not?

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what?

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you don't mean that right?

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wait, Ludwig?

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i'm gonna go to cgs, this guy knows in the chat

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championship gaming series, that's where i watch

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cvpo

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thanks cvpo, cvc

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yeah, that's why you're at the same age

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wait, sqeeks how old are you?

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how old am i?

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no, you're, see, you're really aged

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No, I'm uh my real age is 32. No, it's not 1993. September 27 93, baby

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Little 93 boy

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I'm 32 Chinese children think I look 18

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I'm not sounded better in my head I guess famous birthdays calm wait. I'm on there

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Which star

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I'm a twitch star September 27 in 1993. Wait cool. I remember when I got a famous birthdays

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I felt really excited about that really like check every day

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Oh, yeah, okay

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I had like a like a like a button my home page for Ludwig because there's not a lot of famous birthdays of Ludwig

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Not a ball of beta late Ludwig like alive. It's like there's like four of us Ludwig

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Gorencin Ludwig Gorencin Alexander Ludwig

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Ludwig von Beethoven. Me. Alive, I'm saying. Oh, Alive. Sorry.

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I have three Ludwigs. Okay. Yeah. You and Ludwig from Mario Party. Oh, yeah. Oh, Ludwig.

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Tupa. Yeah. And then the musical one. Yep. Beethoven. Okay. So, just back up, because

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I interrupt, I want to get you back in. A couple Christmas ago, we did an Ira Mario

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party. I don't even want to give you guys presents. And it was last place I had to give a winner to

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everyone in the month. Wait, don't do that. And Ray... I don't think you guys...

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Ray blew it off for a while, but she wasn't actually blowing it off. She said... I was blowing it off.

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Oh. What the fuck? I procrastinated for six months, and so because I procrastinated it for

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six months, I was like, you know what, I should put more effort into the gift. That was it.

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And so I found an incredible artist, and so it took a long time, but now a year and a

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half later I have the gifts with me. Wait I'm actually fucking scared. Wait, wait, so today

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is supposed to be a gift exchange so we're all supposed to bring gifts? Well, so Leslie being the

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kind friend that she is got gifts for everyone for fun and she suggested a gift exchange and

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we found out the boys didn't bring anything. Hold up. I resent that. My gift is not physical.

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Wait, what's your gift?

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Ew!

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I don't want that!

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Alright!

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Please!

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No, thank you!

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I got you tickets tonight to the Daughters' Game.

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We're all going together.

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Ooh!

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Squeaks again, something.

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I don't want that.

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Trust me, I'm good.

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My first baseball game!

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You are going to the baseball game today.

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I think you're gonna like what I got.

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I'm really excited, too.

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I think you're gonna like it.

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What is it?

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It's a good sign.

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No, I don't want a good sign from Ludwig.

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Oops!

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What?

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No, we're not having...

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I ship you guys.

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Thanks.

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I think you're really cute together.

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No, I don't, I don't, I'm not that, I'm, I'm married.

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Squadwig.

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No!

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Squadwig!

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I'm good.

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What does that sound like, squadwig?

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Squadwig?

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It sounds like something you need to find out after you get a colonoscopy.

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You have a squadwig.

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Wait, look out.

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I saw some squadwigs.

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A group of squadwigs.

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Yeah, you gotta break it up.

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You gotta break it up.

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Disgusting.

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Uh, okay, well, should we start with maybe Leslie's gifts?

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Okay, so I was-

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There's a lot of pressure on Ray's gifts.

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Well, mine are kind of like afterthought.

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Like, it might like don't express it.

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That's what I'm saying.

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It doesn't have to go before.

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Oh, like, no.

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Yeah, because if we go to raisins, like, what the hell?

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True, true, true.

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OK.

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OK.

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So I wasn't even going to get you guys gifts.

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Like, I wasn't like trying to find gifts.

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But my brother and I were having a day where we're just

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like, da, da, da, da, da, da.

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And it's like.

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Nezadega.

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Sorry.

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What is that?

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Your big brother.

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My bag.

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Oh.

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Wow.

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And so we found this place.

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And we went inside.

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I don't like say what we did that because obviously what basically there's this thing that you could do and

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Remember the stream. We weren't streaming

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Fake as hell

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Yes, I just feel like you guys are excluding Ray and I when you speak

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Like we're just

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I don't know what you guys are saying.

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I have a gentleman from Wuhan.

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I have a gentleman from Wuhan.

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Oh, he's saying my Mandarin is bad.

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Oh, then continue.

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Okay.

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Okay, so close your eyes.

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Okay.

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So me and my brother made these.

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Okay.

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I'm going to show you.

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Oh, you're freaking out.

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Sorry, I just had my eyes open.

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These are all made.

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Literally like each thing we like boom boom. I'm a large. Okay. Is it sure it's no

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I would like I think I know what it is

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I think it's cash money. I fucking want cash so bad. I want to counter strike nice. Oh my god. Here in bed

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Why do you say like

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Say it with an accent. Oh wait. Yes. I can't spot where the accent's from but oh, that's how I was thinking

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Yeah.

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Oh, carambit.

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Carambit.

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Oh, because I'm saying like carambord.

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Carambit.

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It's the Indian game.

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Leslie!

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Hold on!

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I'm asking Chad some questions.

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Oh, wait.

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You are?

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Wait, what?

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Well, guess, because they're not like, they're like, you know.

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Oh, you don't know who's the star there.

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No, I actually kind of.

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Wait.

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OK.

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You forgot it at home?

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Should I open my eyes?

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Can I open my eyes?

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No!

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Is this mine?

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Can I touch it?

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And then, and then.

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I don't like having my eyes closed for so long.

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Okay, you know what, fine, fine.

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It feels like a Lego piece.

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Okay.

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Oh, I love Lego.

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Okay, everybody unfold it.

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Okay, first, you know what it is.

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Can I open my eyes?

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Yeah, open it, open it.

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Whoa!

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It's absolutely cute.

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Wait, wait.

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We made, we like laid out the shirts

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and we like put out, we picked the colors

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of the letters in this kit.

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Wait, that's so cute.

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Wait, this is actually cool as hell.

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And I really, yeah, I thought that would be fun.

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way this rips what's on yours. I got a lobster and a deer and a crab. Wait the ones with

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all the pencils is yours. Is whose? Yours. I just thought that the pencils were like

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kind of like. Yeah because I'm the studious one. No you're not really. Wait I got the

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crab and the... That makes sense for you. You're a bit crabby. I am crabby. I've

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limited things to work with for that. Wait this is. That's you at 10pm. I gotta

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Yeah, because it's 2 p.m. my time

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So I thought we could all have maybe we could wear them or that's too much

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Oh right now?

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I'll throw it off

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You don't want to wear it

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I'll wear it

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Okay

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It's just that

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Um

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What?

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What?

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Could I like, I'm gonna change off stream

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Yeah, I don't need to change off stream

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I just don't want people to fucking stare at me

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Well no one's staring at you

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Everyone's gonna be looking

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Oh, cute!

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And my brother said he'd make more of them if anyone wanted them, and I was like, you're

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gonna offer all of Chad just some-

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Do you think your brother and I would get along?

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He could explain to everyone.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, actually, I think-

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Does he speak Chinese?

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No.

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Also, no?

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Heck no.

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Heck no.

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Double you.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Oh my god.

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What?

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The lighting in this room?

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Oh, the light is-

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The lighting in this room?

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It screams his arm.

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It's a gratuitous muscle definition.

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But it's not even on right now.

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Oh, that's just my arms.

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That's just Natty.

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That's just Natty, dude.

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We should do group pic!

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Group pic!

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Oh, these arms?

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Wait, this is a stream.

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What?

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But there's like this awkward gap.

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Close the gap!

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I'm gonna wear them all the time.

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I wear it literally all day.

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But like, I just, I just thought that they'd be...

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And now we do it, now we do it.

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Now we do an S or P.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh

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Squeaks daily if you use that you'll be shot

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Treat like one of my employees just say that

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So wait should we do squeaks is next

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Oh yeah, let's do Squeezie's next, as you went.

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Oh yeah, let's do Squeezie's.

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Yeah, let's...

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A present?

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Yeah, he gets a change.

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Okay, I can give it to you, but it's not in this room.

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Okay.

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Okay, we'll wait.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay, I'll bear that.

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Yeah, no worries.

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Wait, he actually...

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He's not from your freaking warehouse or what?

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No, Squeezie's a good guy.

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He has something.

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Hi!

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Nice to meet you!

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Nice to meet you!

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Wait, come say hi.

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No, what?

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Are you guys live?

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Yeah, we're live.

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We're live.

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What are these shirts?

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We don't have pressure here.

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She just got his presents.

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presence it says are the goat naked jakey yeah it's under a blanket yeah he

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made the video how competitive counter strike changed my life you brought up

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this video several times in every sense for the different title how counter strike

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made me give myself a young age how I learned to throw it back vigorously through

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through the game of Counter Strike.

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I want to learn to throw ass efficiently.

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Well, you know, he's cool, and so he's from...

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No, we played well.

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Flomily forever.

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Flomily forever.

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Flomily for life.

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You guys have the vibes for sure.

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Yeah, we're in the most fun.

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I love you JP.

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Love you JP.

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Love you guys.

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Flomily for life.

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Boo.

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Okay, first gift I got for Ludwig is this.

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Okay, please.

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What?

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Oh!

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Bye, buddy!

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Bye-bye!

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Play games online after this.

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Bye, buddy.

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You might get a hug.

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You got a helmet!

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Where'd you get this fighting?

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I got it!

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Well, let me tell you this story because we did a Dark Souls with Dawn, and Ludwig became

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super trustworthy at the end of it, so I thought I got him the helmet from the game.

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Oh my gosh, you look so dumb.

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Next year.

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What?

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You do look extra stupid.

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What do you mean?

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I just wore the helmet on.

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I don't know what it is, but...

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I'm a knight.

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I think this is because it looks like your hair.

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I'm a knight and I will kill anyone.

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That clubbing was so mean by the way.

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What?

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I didn't know... it wasn't a bit.

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Wait, wasn't...

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Like, his grandparents are actually cousins.

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Like, he's actually inbreath.

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Wait, I didn't mean... the worst part was I didn't say she didn't believe you.

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I wasn't trying to believe you.

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I know but it's like, it's such a shock.

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Like, a math... like, let's flip it.

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Her grandparents are actually Chinese.

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It's...

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They're actually from China.

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Yeah?

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And they had children.

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I would feel nothing for you.

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It's fine where they're from.

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It's just they, you know.

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It's like, why is this such a shock?

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I thought you were doing an Inbred bit.

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It's not a bit.

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It's my culture.

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He does his Inbred.

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Sorry.

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It's cool.

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Like, aw, don't look sad.

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I didn't know it was ever your feeling.

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I'm sorry.

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Look at him in that.

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Wait, I have your gift, Leslie, to bring back the box.

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Oh, yeah.

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You're extremely rare Pokemon.

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They're the rapping.

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What?

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So I got them on an auction.

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Look at that!

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That's the rapping.

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So I got them on an auction.

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What the heck is that?

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Cool, that's so cool.

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Wait, wait, that's actually an auction.

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Yeah, can I see it real quick?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, thank you.

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Oh, cool.

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Yeah, OK, and then the last one.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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What'd you get me?

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What'd you get me?

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What'd you get me?

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What'd you get me?

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Plasma Blast.

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OK.

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Wait, that's so sick.

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This one is my favorite.

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Is it?

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Yeah.

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That was really cool.

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Freaking safe, and then now I want to open case they have a lot. I'll trade you my my gift for that. No

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Well, don't know don't put them in your bag yet don't put them in your bag yet

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I just see him for a second. I just to make sure about something wait. You're gonna take it. I'm not gonna. That'll be weird to do

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Not the blast was at all. Let me just real quick. No, I just have to double check one

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If you don't, if you don't, you're giving me $20,000.

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Oh, you're giving me $20,000?

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Dollars.

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And all of your inventory.

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OK, great.

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Yes!

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I got you the One Piece Anthology.

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What?

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One Piece Anthology.

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I should have put it in.

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Oh, OK.

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Oh, my god!

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I'm so crazy.

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That's all I was saying.

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Oh, my god.

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I love what's my favorite anthology.

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I know.

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Can I open it for you?

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Oh, it's openin' it.

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Wow, it's dusty.

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You've had it for a while.

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Yeah.

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We don't even got these.

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Wow!

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It's the full anthology of the one piece.

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It was untouched!

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Yeah?

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No, it was.

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Yeah.

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It's maybe someone's storage or something.

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No, enjoy it.

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Enjoy it.

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Wow.

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In storage where, you know, not being used.

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Do you want me to put it on?

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Yours?

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I can just put it...

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Oh, no.

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I'm gonna hold that.

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Enjoy it.

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Where do you want me to put them?

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Maybe.

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Wait, what's going on?

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Why are you taking the...

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Oh, I was just gonna put it in a safe space.

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I was just going to put it in a safe space for her.

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Wait, I'm so confused.

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I'm just going to put it in a safe space.

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Give me that.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What are you doing?

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What are you doing?

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I was just putting it in a safe space for you.

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Why?

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Why?

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It's right over here.

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Wait, I'm so confused.

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Nothing, nothing.

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You're taking my gifts away.

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That's not your gifts.

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What?

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Now we've got your rights.

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Honestly, I'm so nice.

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I got it.

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This is the thought that counts.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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You're welcome.

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I just thought, why not?

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Because earlier you said you had nothing.

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Oh, no, I have gifts.

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I told you it was a gift exchange and maybe something like that.

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You're really hurting me.

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Sorry about that.

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You're just really hurting me.

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My bad.

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That helmet looks good on you.

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Thanks, dude.

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I don't know.

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I just feel like you should be more appreciative.

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Bloody.

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Would you have gifts for everybody?

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Yeah.

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The doctor's tickets tonight.

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That's actually safe.

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So how are the seats good?

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They're really good.

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Like, how much did you spend?

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I don't even want to say on the screen.

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Ridiculous amounts so we're gonna see and hang out with Shohei Otani tonight. It's not get I'm at Luca

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Yeah, Luca. We did me Luca. That was like a year ago

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Are you guys ready for a gift way done or with this off

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Okay, so I three boxes

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But I don't know who gets to open cuz I know I think in time right well

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Also, I'm filming a real so I want to do it one time like hand it to me. Oh smart. Yeah, what if we all leave wait

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What if no you don't have to leave what if only one of us there?

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It's like this. It's the same, but they're all very different. You know what I mean, so it's right like uh like Barbies

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Yeah, like Barbies

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So smart in the studio

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Yeah, no, no, no, I think oh I can open all the gifts

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That's foosly first.

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Foosly first?

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Foosly, Squeaks, Ludwig Ray.

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Oh, I didn't, honestly, I didn't get one for me.

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What?

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I didn't get one for myself.

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She's got a foosly.

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Wait, that's bad.

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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Can we, can we get in there?

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Do you know I've been collecting a very single-

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All right.

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Pokemon pack for years.

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Do you know how hard it was to get all of them?

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You know how easy it was for me to just grab it off the shelf?

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Alright, ready Leslie?

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Oh, oh my god.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So technically when I open this, we're all like opening it.

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Because you're all going to get your own.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We're getting the get-reviews.

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Oh, it's a grand reveal.

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Hey, you know what?

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Maybe we'll do it at the same time.

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Oh, it's a grand reveal?

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I realize it's because you guys look so cute together like this.

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Yeah!

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Okay, I like that.

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I like that.

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I like the same time.

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Yeah, I feel like the same time is kind of fun.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Oh, I miss the dope.

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Yes.

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All right.

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Top of Sleek?

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Oh.

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And then I was going to film an ASMR opening of this,

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but the same is not cool if we all do an ASMR style

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for my TikTok.

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I know.

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ASMR.

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I'm getting out of here.

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I thought I was starting.

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OK.

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This is a year and a half in the Medicaid.

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OK.

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OK.

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So a year and a half.

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Wait.

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So the gift was a year long to get?

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Well, it's yes.

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No.

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Because it's been done for probably about four months now.

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Oh, wow.

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I feel like eight months for that's I'm excited. It took a long time. I'm gonna check it back

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They spent a lot on this yes

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Oh, yeah, it's an artist. I feel so bad like the tickets were 80 bucks

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No, there was 75 but there's like like some fees

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Like I don't want to do anything more I just want to tell you

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I feel bad.

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That exonerates you.

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Yeah, because I'm self-aware of feeling bad.

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Is that not enough?

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No.

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We want you to pay for dinner.

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We're gonna have a big dinner tonight.

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Let's do some talk.

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I don't even do anything.

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Look under your face.

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The hot dog in the background is just making it look so good.

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That's what we're eating tonight.

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Hot dogs, cookies.

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Yeah, that sounds amazing.

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Okay, be careful.

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All at once for real?

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Yeah, for real.

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Be careful.

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Okay.

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Is it alive?

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No.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Don't open it at all.

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Because like if you, I didn't open my eyes.

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Okay, is it alive?

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No.

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Wait, wait, wait, don't open it, I thought,

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cause like if you, I didn't open my lid.

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No, no, we gotta get this together.

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I'm so fucking nervous.

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Okay, alright guys, this raid works really hard on this.

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Okay, everyone close your eyes and lid the lid.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Close?

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Okay, now open it.

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Okay, three, two, one.

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We have to be careful.

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Oh wait.

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Oh my God.

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It's locked in, it's locked in.

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Yeah, you have to un-sit it.

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Wait, wait.

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How do we, how do we, how do we, how do we,

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Hold up. I think we should actually do one at a time.

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Wait, really? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I already have mine out. Yeah, I think so.

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I think mine is the coolest thing ever.

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It's so awesome.

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It's a custom figurine.

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And it's Coots with a Shohei jersey.

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That's what you think.

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Isn't that awesome?

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Hey, look at that.

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That's amazing. Look at that.

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Isn't that actually...

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That's so awesome, dude.

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This is actually probably top three greatest gifts. I've ever received in my life

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I'm not being a little sarcastic. You're not actually top three all time. Yes

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No, I'm just it's fine just of your whole life. Yeah, I like the whole 30 years

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Okay, okay. Wow. Wait, I think I got the best one, too. No, don't look

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Okay, honestly, I really like all three

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Don't look. Mine actually mods you.

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This is awesome, ma.

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Ready?

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Oh, it's so cool.

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That is so cool.

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It's so awesome, actually. Hold on.

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Wait, yeah, I wanna see the details.

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Oh, my God.

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It's Mario with a fucking CS knife.

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Hold up. Freaking...

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Jump in? Oh, my God, it's like my fucking...

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Yeah, they're so custom.

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Wait, how?

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Yeah, what?

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Oh, I'll tell you about the artist in the room.

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Wait, step on it.

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But there's an op.

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Did they see the op?

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Yeah, he's got a...

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It's like all your favorite things.

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It's so good.

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And he's got a stopwatch because you're a speedrunner.

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Oh my God!

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He's got a...

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He's because he's British.

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And he's getting out of the...

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...way from the pub.

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God!

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Yeah, no, I understand.

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And he's out of dust, too.

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He's out of dust, too.

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I got a stopwatch.

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And he's out of dust, too.

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Yeah, he's holding a T4.

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That is so cute.

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Wait, it's actually...

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Wait, it's actually it's awesome. Thank you so much. Wait and she actually puts you in it

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Those are your freaking brows. Yeah, did think of you putting that I can't do it wait. This is so cool

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I only saw the spoilers of my cats are in this and then I wasn't wait. Do you want me to unwrap it?

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So then you don't have to deal with like oh, yeah

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Yeah

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I did see my cat and I saw-

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I had a coffee carrier that's in and she opened it.

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I saw Shine and I saw Bread.

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I saw Fred.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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And that's all I've seen.

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Oh, don't drop it.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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Don't drop it.

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Why not?

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Frickin' drop it.

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That is so cute!

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So cute!

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So those are my cats in a freaking bakery basket.

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Is that not?

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Okay, how do they see it Shine?

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There it is.

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Look how cute.

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Of course Sock made it.

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Rose, you know, of course, sock is in there.

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Barely made a cut.

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He's got so cute.

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He's got a cute ray.

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These are so cute.

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That is cute, bro.

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This is awesome.

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Wait, who's the best?

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Dude, look at the detail in my basket.

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I think we all like ours because they're so chaotic.

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They are.

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They're so nice.

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It's my knife, stiletto fade.

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Look at this.

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But you have that?

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Yeah.

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You have a stiletto fade?

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I'm borrowing it from Blonders.

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I did not break it.

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They're so cute.

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I think mine's the best, bro.

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Look at Coots.

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Wait, artist is an artist.

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Who is the artist?

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Tell us, Ray.

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I'm going to tag him when I post the reel.

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But his name is Cida Props.

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He does life-size weapons.

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He does a bunch of custom figurines and stuff.

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He literally is so great to work with.

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I was just trying to, you're coming up with ideas.

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Oh my god.

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I was like, I just want to put their interests together.

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Wait, this is so crazy.

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Yeah, he's super talented.

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Wait, OK.

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Hold on.

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What happened?

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I feel like this is too big of a gift.

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It's been a year and a half.

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Okay, I'll take it.

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Are you guys falling for this?

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No, this is insane.

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It's so thoughtful.

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It's amazing gifts.

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The seats were not $85.

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No, no, no. They're like $800 a seat.

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Wait, actually?

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You can see the real price.

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The real price.

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It's so thoughtful.

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It's so cool.

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You're a new binoculars.

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It makes it look like the detail on the thrust.

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No, look at mine.

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He painted them.

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Mine feels the most like an anime figure, you know what I mean?

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This is like the pose you'd have with like an ace or like a

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Luffy Dodger's collab.

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This is literally higher quality.

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I have a Luffy Gear 5 base.

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Oh, I want it's higher quality.

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Wait, can I see yours?

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Oh my god, squeeze.

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Oh, whoa.

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Oh.

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This is so nice, actually.

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I did not know you were gonna. You know, it's weird about this. I don't know. I've never seen a goomba with hands

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It is so

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He's holding a C4. I know but like I don't think his hands would be there if he had hands they'd be like

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I feel like I have to make better no this is so

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Above and beyond was it?

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I know, you can tell.

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Okay, fine, you can borrow one of my knives.

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Really?

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Really?

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Not you.

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What do you got?

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The M9 knife?

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And that's it.

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No, I have another one.

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I'll let her borrow my other one.

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Which one?

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I don't know the exact name of it.

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It's an M9, I believe, but that's all her.

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M9.

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Morrow?

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You wouldn't just give it?

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I'll give it to you.

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I'll give you my knife.

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Are you serious?

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I'll give you, not my M9 marble fade,

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because that one is, but it's my other knife.

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Which one?

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I don't know the name of it,

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but it's like a really nice one.

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The one that you opened on first case?

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not that's that's what i think that's it and i i sold my open case one got a

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steam it's a bandit i have a bandit

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it's a really nice bandit

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it's not cute that's cute

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that's done that's two b doors yes i'm freaking dot yeah that's

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that's my man

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that's your map i know yeah what is on the door

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it's sick it's so sick

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i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm just like i you know when you're holding

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i would have thought let me touch your ears now no no i want to just hold it

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Like the bread comes out. It's really cute. Leslie, can I put it with you?

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Yes, the bread comes out. And I think mushroom's curry is as hell.

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Okay, look at the bread. Oh yeah, mushroom's curry. Look at the bread's come out.

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Oh my god. Did you feel mushroom? Yeah, it is. It's fuzzy.

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Dude, it's amazing. Don't eat it.

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Oh, I know what it is. So, what's up with the bread is we went to

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one of our favorite restaurants, and the chef, like, sugar-dusted mushroom and stuff.

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Fuck that spot, by the way. Providence? No.

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I'm trying to go for that place.

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We'll give you the lore drop on the wider side.

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Oh my god, I hate that place.

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Why?

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Because Providence is a three star Michelin restaurant in LA

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and Squeaks has come into town twice

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and both times he's like,

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like, let's get a nice dinner.

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And so I booked Providence.

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First time Squeaks leaves before the reservation I had.

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I gotta go.

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Whatever.

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Then I find out they're not open Sunday or Monday.

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So he's not here on Tuesday.

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because usually we're doing something he's flying inside of you know so they're

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not even open but I called this time because you always tell me you gotta get

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the the room that I forgot what it's called the

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the Sonoma room so I call and I go hey I have a friend coming into town I'm

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hoping to book the Sonoma room and he goes you don't just book the Sonoma room

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oh yeah you don't just book the Sonoma room do you know how bad that felt

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I was like, okay, so what do I do?

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He's like, you can give me your info,

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and if we have availability, I'll call you back.

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And I'm like, okay, he's like, what's the date?

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I tell him the date.

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He's like, we have availability.

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I'll call you back.

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I'm like, we can't just do it now?

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And then he's like, no.

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And by the way, it's $5,000.

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And I go, I'm worth it.

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Okay.

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I'm worth it.

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And then he goes, you have to stand for it.

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He goes, okay, well we'll see.

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Well, we'll see. Maybe we'll call you back.

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It's expensive.

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So I hang up.

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I find out after that squeeze can't do it.

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They call me eight times. I ignore every call.

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They've been calling me every day since I called.

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Why don't you pick up and tell them?

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They're so fucking rude.

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Yeah, you know what? I'm not just...

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I'm signing with Levy.

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I'm not even thinking of my name.

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I'm signing with you.

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They're too uppity.

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That's too uppity, too fancy, too expensive.

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You haven't had the bread.

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I've actually had problems.

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But you didn't have the bread.

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the bread. I went through the chef's course and the chef came out and he

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described everything to me. He's like, this is a fish caught from the Alaskan sea

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and I was like, all right. The salt from the fish is the warmest. Who gives a shit about all that?

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It's not even that good. It's delicious. Okay, anyways, so when we went, we had a

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lovely time. The bread comes out. There's this amazing bread that comes out.

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They give a whole speech on it. And then we get the bread and I look at

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the bread and the guy who brings it out was like, oh, the chef, like this

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This is from the chef, if you notice anything.

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And I look and I see like, it's etched into the bread,

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a mushroom and a sock.

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Like an actual mushroom, like a little sock.

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And I was like, what is that?

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And I was like, is that like a stocking and a mushroom?

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I was like, because I didn't think of any world

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they would know my cats, right?

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And then he's like, well, not a stocking.

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And I was like, do you know my cats?

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And then they're like, the chef did a little research,

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you know, and we like to be familiar with it.

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They said this is your favorite restaurant.

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And I, my God dropped, okay?

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And so they, they, they, they, they did that.

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And I brought home the lid of the bread.

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And I just put it in my refrigerator

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because I was like, it's so cool.

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Well, now I don't have it anymore.

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I, it took a bite.

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Anyways, okay.

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Squeezes rolling his freaking.

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My ass is never stopping to streamers, bro.

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You mentioned this restaurant.

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I did, I did, I did.

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I went there for my wife and my anniversary.

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Is that okay with you guys?

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Is that alright or are you guys gonna make jokes about it? I heard the bread is only 5k. I said yuck

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But I didn't get the Providence the room this

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People yeah, so it's an eight person multi-course four-hour dinner thing well to my credit by the way I actually didn't ignore them

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I did pick up the call okay good. I said call me tomorrow. I can't I have a hot

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And then I ignored

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go with you I can't right now I was in my bed place this way just can't right now

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coming tomorrow

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la la what are you gonna say I was gonna say like my hot take is like fine

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dining like there's only a couple places that I've gone which I've genuinely

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been impressed but most of it's kind of I know I know yeah it's like this is

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Experimental some yeah fucking good what fucking in and out

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What wait?

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How do we get a dog your dog dog your dog dog you have to get a

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Grandle before yes, can we upload our pictures to scramble? Yeah?

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We could yeah, wait, what is that scramble is like a picture of a food from a stadium and you have to upload the price and what the food is

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Oh, yeah, yeah, there's a rating of the food. Yeah, I've never but like every time I see it

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I'm like I've never been in that setting because the only sports game I've ever been to is basketball game

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I went to this is my second one and then besides these sports games

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I don't know if that counts but like then I they take a food a picture of their food and then they like put the prize and you

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Have to vote on like which one you eat. Oh, yeah

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Yeah, I'll play a scramble. I'm I knew that I played all the time actually, but that's it's total bullshit

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It's a little bullshit because sometimes people

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Yeah, because people are fucking they see a beer and they get excited and they vote the beer

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The beer rankings are way too high

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The pizza, the pizza everyone loves the pizza even if it looks like shit

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Yeah, it pisses me the fuck off

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You wanna thank your gifted members on YouTube?

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Fifty, nice

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What?

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What?

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It's Tati YouTube

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Well, thank you Tati YouTube for your shit, Sid

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He appreciates it

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He's fucking booking the room

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Fifty, dude

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He's booking the room with that

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He's booking the room

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He's fucking booking the room, isn't he?

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W-ta-tee. W-ta-tee. That's it.

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W. W. Thank you so much for supporting the channel.

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Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

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Subbing to a small streamer. Thank you.

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Thank you so much for that.

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Subbing to a big streamer. Kill yourself.

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No, don't be mean. Don't be mean.

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Ah, no, I'm kidding, man.

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Who do you guys use your Prime Sub on?

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I use it on whoever I think deserves it the most.

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Like, I genuinely try to find someone who I think's like me.

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search for people like small creators who I think can thanks just a little bit

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for making it I'm quite he's a big fan of his number one streamer oh you know

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I use it on 1000 it's like Argentine 1000 hours it's not a lot it's not a lot

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It's how dare you it's it's huh how dare you I'm just saying it's 2,000 R

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So I don't talk to that's what I've told them what they know this they know this

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I come off like an asshole, but I they know they like their pay for it

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Thousand arson he's just going

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They like it John John 15 cool. I guess see talk to get another 50

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They like it. They like it

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I mean the guy looks like like cindy or she's in there. Yeah, where he's like

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Get out of my face.

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I said 70 cents.

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It's 70 cents.

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How the fuck is that?

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It was so weird.

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Because the 70 cents goes a long way.

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Out of touch.

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Every penny adds up.

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5,000 hours.

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5,000 hours.

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Tati.

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Wait, 70 cents.

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Wait, fuck, I thought you had a rich.

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There are no more pennies around.

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Oh my god, they got rid of pennies.

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It's like when they got rid of Pluto. Oh, we should bring up your guys idea

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Yes, yes, sorry we have an idea and we wanted to see if you guys would be down

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So me and Ray wanted to do an F slurathon

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Okay, okay guys, what is it a marathon, but not a marathon cuz cuz like I can't do more than a day

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Maybe two

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Can I chime in for a second?

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I'm sorry, it's like not branded or anything, but like just like okay.

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A super cruise.

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A super cruise.

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I'm not online cruise.

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They got cancelled because Woke got too upset.

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I'm gonna announce this week's cruise right now, so help me God.

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Were you sad when you found out it was cancelled?

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You were like, a little relieved.

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I'm relieved.

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Oh no, no, no.

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Would you do a cruise with me?

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No.

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There's no viewers.

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Oh, just alone?

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It's just us.

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There's no one else in the show.

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We're at sea for four months.

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Not even a little.

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Do you know about nuclear submarine jobs?

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No, what is it?

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Nuclear submarine job.

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It's a job that you do anywhere from a few months to,

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I think the longest you're allowed to do it is seven months,

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210 days of the job.

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And you go in a submarine, you can't exit the job.

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Brother, me with a steam deck, Liza P, and Dark Souls,

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I'm happy.

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Do I have internet?

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You have no internet.

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You have no content in the outside world,

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although you get newspaper every week,

01:00:01.980 --> 01:00:03.420
like a little update or something.

01:00:03.420 --> 01:00:04.700
Can we bring a switch?

01:00:04.700 --> 01:00:06.700
You could bring a switch and plug it in. Yeah

01:00:08.380 --> 01:00:10.380
Internet though so you can't

01:00:12.380 --> 01:00:16.100
Know internet for seven months in it. Oh seven months if someone in your family dies

01:00:16.100 --> 01:00:22.300
They don't tell you till you exit if you die they keep you in there. They have a room for that

01:00:22.460 --> 01:00:24.460
Are you sure this isn't just a market player movie?

01:00:27.940 --> 01:00:33.440
It's the plot of iron lung this is real so that so this is a real thing. What's the salary? It's a 10,000 arson hour

01:00:34.700 --> 01:00:40.700
It goes a long way. Don't be out of touch. Don't be out of touch. It goes a long way.

01:00:40.700 --> 01:00:41.700
Don't be out of touch here.

01:00:41.700 --> 01:00:44.700
Oh, it's a Mr. Beast video. Oh, they're saying it could be.

01:00:44.700 --> 01:00:46.700
No, it's a real job. Well, it does sound like a Mr. Beast video.

01:00:46.700 --> 01:00:47.700
It does.

01:00:47.700 --> 01:00:51.700
I'm going to throw you in a nuclear submarine, and then they re-service, they go seven

01:00:51.700 --> 01:00:52.700
more months right now.

01:00:52.700 --> 01:00:55.700
They got that funny banter.

01:00:55.700 --> 01:00:57.700
So it's a good banter.

01:00:57.700 --> 01:00:59.700
So, why did you bring that up?

01:00:59.700 --> 01:01:01.700
Oh because I

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Through the f for soft. I don't like the term fslur. I agree and I was worried about you losing your sponsors

01:01:08.180 --> 01:01:13.740
I just feel like fslur. I like it. It's like it's a bit. I don't know. It's like a pejorative. That's her

01:01:13.740 --> 01:01:15.740
Who's these squeaks Ludwig ray? Oh

01:01:17.220 --> 01:01:19.700
The virtue signaling is fucking

01:01:20.420 --> 01:01:22.420
Absolutely sick

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First they came up with the fucking supercruise that cancelled that now they're canceling

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I'm sick and tired of this here.

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I'm just thinking about some of our gay viewers, and I think at times it can be a bit of a

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pejorative.

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Maybe that freaking makes me...

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If I didn't exist, gay would still be banned in your chat and you'd have 20 viewers.

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Dude, the auto ban, like the blacklist words, they blacklist the word gay.

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Is that not crazy?

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What?

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I don't think you should be allowed to write gay in chat.

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Well, that's insane.

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It's insane.

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It's not.

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That's not...

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Who are you just trying to appeal to everything all the time?

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What? Can I not stand on this?

01:02:01.060 --> 01:02:02.100
I'm fucking standing on this.

01:02:02.100 --> 01:02:04.860
We've been this group for like two years!

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You see how I'm not? I'm on the fucking side of the fence against you three, right?

01:02:08.100 --> 01:02:11.420
You just said you don't want the police to have any chance!

01:02:11.420 --> 01:02:12.900
I'm standing here, buddy.

01:02:12.900 --> 01:02:15.500
As the only gay person here, I feel like I'm allowed to speak your mind.

01:02:15.500 --> 01:02:16.500
You're not gay.

01:02:16.500 --> 01:02:17.500
I'm sorry.

01:02:17.500 --> 01:02:18.500
You're not gay.

01:02:19.300 --> 01:02:20.300
Right?

01:02:22.300 --> 01:02:23.300
Right?

01:02:23.300 --> 01:02:24.700
You've heard me questioning and that's okay.

01:02:24.700 --> 01:02:28.500
Um, I guess I can't freaking speak move on I guess I'm actually

01:02:32.020 --> 01:02:36.860
If you we don't we're not after anymore than what would we be? We can rearrange the letter

01:02:38.140 --> 01:02:40.140
I'm out then

01:02:41.780 --> 01:02:45.900
Without me you guys could be floor Earl so I'm gonna be real safe do it backwards

01:02:46.220 --> 01:02:48.600
We're breaking up. No we have the shirts

01:02:49.180 --> 01:02:52.100
If one gay person says it's show I'll do it

01:02:52.100 --> 01:02:54.760
As a gay viewer, I stand on Squeaks.

01:02:54.760 --> 01:02:55.760
Alright, I'm not with it.

01:02:55.760 --> 01:02:56.760
Thank you!

01:02:56.760 --> 01:02:57.760
They said I stand on Squeaks.

01:02:57.760 --> 01:02:59.760
I watch them on Squeaks.

01:02:59.760 --> 01:03:00.760
Wait, what?

01:03:00.760 --> 01:03:02.520
I stand on Squeaks.

01:03:02.520 --> 01:03:03.520
What the hell?

01:03:03.520 --> 01:03:04.520
It's chill.

01:03:04.520 --> 01:03:05.520
Everyone is gay.

01:03:05.520 --> 01:03:07.040
Whose chat do you think is the gayest?

01:03:07.040 --> 01:03:08.040
I love gay.

01:03:08.040 --> 01:03:10.400
I think we all have a lot of gay viewers.

01:03:10.400 --> 01:03:11.400
Yes!

01:03:11.400 --> 01:03:12.400
A lot of gay.

01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:13.400
I know, I agree.

01:03:13.400 --> 01:03:14.400
I think I have the most gay viewers.

01:03:14.400 --> 01:03:16.200
I think he won Gamer of the Year.

01:03:16.200 --> 01:03:17.200
You might have...

01:03:17.200 --> 01:03:19.600
What are you guys, Harvard?

01:03:19.600 --> 01:03:20.600
Counting the gays?

01:03:20.600 --> 01:03:21.600
What are you doing here?

01:03:21.600 --> 01:03:25.560
Like should we say absolutely how many gays do you got in your roll-a-deck?

01:03:26.480 --> 01:03:32.720
My binder of gays well we have seven pages my discord. There's a checkbox. It goes because gay

01:03:36.720 --> 01:03:42.800
What a weird noise that was a gay person. I'm gay. It's chill. What's up, baby

01:03:51.600 --> 01:03:57.660
You are coming yeah, both you are coming. Yeah, okay, wait, let's uh, place yes

01:03:57.840 --> 01:04:00.780
Yeah, and we'll do the next trade up like whenever you have

01:04:01.600 --> 01:04:03.600
Okay

01:04:03.720 --> 01:04:07.680
I love you, Aiden. Oh man. He's not feeling well. I love you

01:04:08.560 --> 01:04:13.460
Thanks, man. Should we run a poll you know I do love what's his last name? You think that's what it takes

01:04:13.460 --> 01:04:17.060
Yeah, I think it's a love is just knowing I'm not gonna talk to him Calvin

01:04:17.620 --> 01:04:19.620
Okay, actually, I didn't think you knew that

01:04:19.620 --> 01:04:21.620
You look at their jealousy.

01:04:21.620 --> 01:04:23.620
They hang out more than we do.

01:04:23.620 --> 01:04:25.620
I hang out a day and a half.

01:04:25.620 --> 01:04:27.620
It's not Calvin.

01:04:27.620 --> 01:04:29.620
It's not Calvin.

01:04:29.620 --> 01:04:31.620
It's not Calvin.

01:04:31.620 --> 01:04:33.620
It's Aiden from the yard.

01:04:33.620 --> 01:04:35.620
That's his name on the yard.

01:04:35.620 --> 01:04:37.620
Why did he raise last name?

01:04:37.620 --> 01:04:39.620
Hot.

01:04:39.620 --> 01:04:41.620
Am I allowed to say it?

01:04:41.620 --> 01:04:43.620
How do you spell it?

01:04:43.620 --> 01:04:45.620
Okay.

01:04:45.620 --> 01:04:47.620
Hot stutter.

01:04:47.620 --> 01:04:49.620
Oh

01:04:49.620 --> 01:04:51.620
F

01:04:52.040 --> 01:04:54.040
Hofstadter

01:04:54.040 --> 01:04:57.480
F S T

01:05:01.240 --> 01:05:03.240
a

01:05:04.880 --> 01:05:06.160
D

01:05:06.160 --> 01:05:11.720
No, sorry, sorry not D. Oh my god. Hofstadter are Hofstadter

01:05:11.960 --> 01:05:15.400
You turn into a beer. Yeah, you did make it a bit of a beer

01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:18.000
Is it even half-setter? I thought it was half-setter.

01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:19.000
It's setter.

01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:21.000
Oh! Oh, it's half-setter.

01:05:21.000 --> 01:05:23.000
It's German.

01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:25.000
Oh, it's German! Wait, I didn't get it at all.

01:05:25.000 --> 01:05:27.000
I know it! I know it!

01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:31.000
H-E-L-L-S-P-H-O-F-S-T-E-T-T-T-E-R.

01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:33.000
H-O-T-D-O-G.

01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:35.000
Yeah, fuck it up.

01:05:35.000 --> 01:05:37.000
No, that was correct.

01:05:37.000 --> 01:05:39.000
Oh, I guess I don't know.

01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:41.000
I didn't even know my last name, so...

01:05:41.000 --> 01:05:43.000
Oh, what?

01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:48.600
I remember from friendship test like and then someone said like if you don't know your it's friends lost names

01:05:48.600 --> 01:05:52.160
Are you friends? Oh my gosh? We should do a friendship test

01:05:53.680 --> 01:05:59.680
No, I feel well then let's get to the point where we won't well. It's like we're friends

01:06:03.880 --> 01:06:05.880
Co-workers that's

01:06:13.000 --> 01:06:16.000
I still have to go like, oh I think they're my friends but they'd call me a co-worker.

01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:18.000
I don't know where the line is anyway.

01:06:18.000 --> 01:06:20.000
So then I'm like, I'm gonna back off and be like, yeah I know we're not.

01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:22.000
But then I'm like, we are friends I think.

01:06:22.000 --> 01:06:24.000
Would you say we're friends?

01:06:24.000 --> 01:06:25.000
Me?

01:06:25.000 --> 01:06:30.000
You thought, yeah, it's gonna be about me?

01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:31.000
Yeah.

01:06:31.000 --> 01:06:34.000
Do you mind if I think for a second?

01:06:34.000 --> 01:06:36.000
No I can think.

01:06:37.000 --> 01:06:38.000
Yeah.

01:06:38.000 --> 01:06:41.000
Stop it!

01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:43.840
Stop it! Don't tell secrets with the rest of our secrets here!

01:06:43.840 --> 01:06:44.840
Yeah, like, don't just say that out loud.

01:06:44.840 --> 01:06:45.840
Say it out loud!

01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:47.340
Don't say secrets while we're here.

01:06:47.340 --> 01:06:48.840
That's crazy. That's crazy.

01:06:48.840 --> 01:06:50.340
Yeah, I think we're friends.

01:06:50.340 --> 01:06:53.040
Why? Why do you not believe me? I'd say yes.

01:06:53.040 --> 01:06:54.340
I can't buy it now.

01:06:54.340 --> 01:06:55.040
Yes.

01:06:55.040 --> 01:06:56.040
Okay, honest.

01:06:56.040 --> 01:06:58.040
Okay, how do we improve our friendship?

01:06:59.040 --> 01:07:00.040
Improve?

01:07:00.040 --> 01:07:01.040
Mm-hmm.

01:07:01.840 --> 01:07:03.340
Um...

01:07:03.340 --> 01:07:04.840
Ahem, how do we improve?

01:07:04.840 --> 01:07:07.540
Well, let's just say this gift was a good start.

01:07:07.540 --> 01:07:09.540
Hahaha!

01:07:09.540 --> 01:07:19.540
Let me give you guys my Venom because these tickets tonight weren't cheap. Let's start there. Wait, do you want a real answer?

01:07:19.540 --> 01:07:29.540
Yeah, yes. Wait. I think to be friends with someone, you have to be there for them without an expectation. That's true friendship.

01:07:29.540 --> 01:07:34.860
true friendship. It's just tough because you're so far. No, but I think we'd be

01:07:34.860 --> 01:07:41.740
super there super someone not physically. Yeah. Yeah, well no, no, I would say like...

01:07:41.740 --> 01:07:48.580
Don't look at him for validation. Wait, no, that's, no, that's what I would say actually.

01:07:48.580 --> 01:07:52.940
If you guys are ever going through a hard time, you could always message me. You know,

01:07:52.940 --> 01:07:55.220
what's the best is when a friend knows you're going through a hard time but you

01:07:55.220 --> 01:07:57.700
didn't even tell them. True. They can just tell by the way like you're...

01:07:57.700 --> 01:08:02.360
Sometimes I just miss a piece of you good. Yeah, but he says you get a sense of weird fucking picture

01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:04.360
He's like I can make your world even better

01:08:06.540 --> 01:08:08.540
He does

01:08:13.220 --> 01:08:18.940
That's fucking crazy rock you're nice. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's friendship Jesus Christ

01:08:19.980 --> 01:08:26.220
Also the question from the people that I've been seeing a lot. When is that sort of muggle money coming out? Oh, we don't use f-slur

01:08:27.700 --> 01:08:32.700
It's an F.S.L dot fuzzler, okay? Fuzzler.

01:08:32.700 --> 01:08:35.700
Let's just say it. Let's just say it. Fuzzler.

01:08:35.700 --> 01:08:37.700
Let's cut the middle man out.

01:08:38.700 --> 01:08:41.700
I think it is May or June, I forget.

01:08:41.700 --> 01:08:43.700
Either May 15th or June 15th.

01:08:43.700 --> 01:08:44.700
Can I? Can we?

01:08:44.700 --> 01:08:46.700
I can't. You can't spoil it.

01:08:46.700 --> 01:08:47.700
I want to delete the video.

01:08:47.700 --> 01:08:49.700
No, no spoilers.

01:08:49.700 --> 01:08:52.700
Well, that's not a spoiler. I think most people probably would have guessed.

01:08:52.700 --> 01:08:59.020
Oh, yeah, I would assume that if you guessed how it went you would guess like this today. You did awesome

01:08:59.020 --> 01:09:03.260
You did yeah, you know and the actual thing. Yeah, I should do really well

01:09:03.660 --> 01:09:07.780
You pond genuinely. I think you're second best. I don't think go back and count but

01:09:08.660 --> 01:09:13.420
No, yeah, you pond trust me. I don't like seek to calm at you

01:09:13.420 --> 01:09:16.020
I mean speaking of Counter-Strike and stuff

01:09:16.500 --> 01:09:20.100
Can we do like a little update for the folks at home about the bet that we did?

01:09:22.700 --> 01:09:24.700
That means you

01:09:24.700 --> 01:09:26.700
If you quit, you effa

01:09:26.700 --> 01:09:28.700
Ray is having some emotional stuff

01:09:28.700 --> 01:09:30.700
I have a lot of feelings about this

01:09:30.700 --> 01:09:32.700
Okay, let me take the picture

01:09:32.700 --> 01:09:34.700
Okay

01:09:34.700 --> 01:09:36.700
Listen, okay, Leslie and I

01:09:36.700 --> 01:09:38.700
We've been grinding our ass off in CS

01:09:38.700 --> 01:09:40.700
And we had a month break right before the tournament

01:09:40.700 --> 01:09:42.700
So you know what I'm saying, anyways

01:09:42.700 --> 01:09:44.700
We've been working to get to 16k

01:09:44.700 --> 01:09:46.700
And then Ludwig, he decides to practice

01:09:46.700 --> 01:09:48.700
For the first time with his team

01:09:48.700 --> 01:09:50.700
Who's on his team? Timmy!

01:09:50.700 --> 01:09:57.920
of every single stream ever on an all on an alt account 12k account Ludwig gets

01:09:57.920 --> 01:10:04.960
placed 14,500 or something 14.7 has the audacity screenshot it send it out in our

01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:13.280
chat oops and say so anyway yeah he's a total crappy guy so yeah I go watch

01:10:13.280 --> 01:10:17.520
his stream and he's literally standing there and Timmy's getting all the kills

01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:22.520
And then Ludwig's like, yeah, admittedly, I didn't even have to do much, guys.

01:10:22.520 --> 01:10:23.520
Literally, I couldn't stop.

01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:24.520
I do sound like that.

01:10:24.520 --> 01:10:25.520
You actually do.

01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:30.520
I'm like 2k lower than what I placed after fucking five months of playing, yeah.

01:10:30.520 --> 01:10:31.520
Well, hold up.

01:10:31.520 --> 01:10:32.520
I got the bat.

01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:33.520
I already got it.

01:10:33.520 --> 01:10:34.520
I already fixed it.

01:10:34.520 --> 01:10:36.520
Also Squeak Slayer went for himself that he'd beaten in like a week.

01:10:36.520 --> 01:10:37.520
I think Squeak Slayer.

01:10:37.520 --> 01:10:39.520
Space at level 10 is the highest achievement.

01:10:39.520 --> 01:10:43.520
I think he did really well, and I want to give you your kudos because you grinded really hard.

01:10:43.520 --> 01:10:45.520
I think it's early in the year, right?

01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:46.520
He's eating very hard.

01:10:46.520 --> 01:10:48.520
I know he did

01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:53.800
I love it. You do that. She was so bright. I think I think honestly if

01:10:54.560 --> 01:10:56.560
You took me out of it

01:10:56.800 --> 01:10:59.440
That's not the actual reason why you don't want to do it. Oh

01:11:00.320 --> 01:11:05.740
I'm not saying that I got to 14.7 fairly. It was definitely unfair and I don't think I'm gonna 16

01:11:05.740 --> 01:11:12.680
I'm gonna probably fall down to 10 and have to grab it. I think you're just having a little bit of emotional troubles with CS 2 because

01:11:13.320 --> 01:11:15.320
It's a tough game

01:11:15.320 --> 01:11:18.280
It's a tough game, and you know what I was thinking I

01:11:20.280 --> 01:11:22.280
Know

01:11:23.840 --> 01:11:27.460
No, I you lack confidence, but I think we're gonna instill that in you

01:11:27.460 --> 01:11:33.820
It's different in the tournament setting. I don't I don't think I don't think we need to do this alone

01:11:35.760 --> 01:11:37.760
We can freak you

01:11:37.760 --> 01:11:43.680
Ew! I don't want to rank up, not only done. Leslie and I get to rank with Timmy on his

01:11:43.680 --> 01:11:48.040
alt-count to 14.5. To match Love Wigs.

01:11:48.040 --> 01:11:49.920
No, I want to play with Timmy.

01:11:49.920 --> 01:11:50.920
What?

01:11:50.920 --> 01:11:51.920
Wait.

01:11:51.920 --> 01:11:56.480
Yeah, also I don't like this bet because we never get to rank up with Squeaks. Every

01:11:56.480 --> 01:11:58.480
time I play with Squeaks, we de-rank.

01:11:58.480 --> 01:11:59.480
Yep.

01:11:59.480 --> 01:12:00.480
Maybe.

01:12:00.480 --> 01:12:01.480
That's because he's not doing his job.

01:12:01.480 --> 01:12:02.480
Yeah, let's try it.

01:12:02.480 --> 01:12:04.480
I already did my job, basic level 10, baby.

01:12:04.480 --> 01:12:05.480
Easy.

01:12:05.480 --> 01:12:06.480
Yeah.

01:12:06.480 --> 01:12:07.480
Easy.

01:12:07.480 --> 01:12:14.820
I have a suggestion yeah, you guys keep trying. I think you'll get there, but I'm willing to go double or nothing

01:12:14.820 --> 01:12:16.040
Okay, I'm going to wipe it clean

01:12:16.040 --> 01:12:21.160
Yeah, if you guys match because for those of you who may not know we did a bet and the

01:12:21.620 --> 01:12:26.080
Losers are have to do a 24-hour stream. Yeah, and all the money goes to the winners

01:12:26.080 --> 01:12:33.120
Yeah, so my suggestion is let's do a new goal, but all the money that goes to you you have to match

01:12:33.120 --> 01:12:42.000
much. Wait what? So like if for the losers it's like say you don't hit the goal and you

01:12:42.000 --> 01:12:45.920
got in the donation you got like a hundred dollars. Okay. You have to match a hundred

01:12:45.920 --> 01:12:51.520
dollars so it doubles to me. Why to you? Because I'm going to do another goal that you guys can

01:12:51.520 --> 01:12:55.640
decide in Counter Strike so I'm still in it. 30k per minute. 30k per minute. Let's

01:12:55.640 --> 01:12:59.320
just say I achieve my goal do I have to do it? No. Okay. What is the little ten

01:12:59.320 --> 01:13:06.440
facing equate to infirmary I think it's a big range I don't know I think I

01:13:06.440 --> 01:13:13.480
think I just like to make it for me he just wants to fucking get more money

01:13:13.480 --> 01:13:22.280
25k I'll do 25k no what that's for you're already there

01:13:22.280 --> 01:13:30.700
how about I have to win a land a local land um I don't know how about a sub 50

01:13:30.700 --> 01:13:35.920
deal no that's not we're not I'm down really you will never hit a sub 50 deal

01:13:35.920 --> 01:13:40.360
deal he will die without a sub 50 I'm happy to do that but that's in Super Mario

01:13:40.360 --> 01:13:44.820
Yeah, we don't know what that means. He's never gonna do it

01:13:45.580 --> 01:13:52.800
Okay, how about sub 50 and 30k? No, I can't do 30k! There's gonna be cheaters up from here. Okay. I can't do it.

01:13:52.800 --> 01:13:54.800
Well then

01:13:54.840 --> 01:13:56.840
27, 50

01:13:57.800 --> 01:13:58.800
2800

01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:06.400
28,000. No. Okay, 28k. I hate that though. I don't think we need to double it up with him. He's already won. Okay, fine.

01:14:06.400 --> 01:14:08.400
It's up to us now.

01:14:10.360 --> 01:14:21.800
bit. What do you mean by that? What exactly do you mean by that? I showed Ludwig my bank account and Ludwig

01:14:21.800 --> 01:14:28.480
said you did something wrong. Isn't that crazy? Did you actually? I don't know if he's paying the sponsors.

01:14:28.480 --> 01:14:35.680
I don't think money is going from them to him. It's like a one-way thing going on.

01:14:35.680 --> 01:14:38.560
I think so I think he's like

01:14:39.560 --> 01:14:41.560
Artesian builds

01:14:41.560 --> 01:14:47.640
And then he just saw he had to spate pay 500 just to say that yeah, just to say that he's in that builds stop

01:14:47.640 --> 01:14:49.640
Oh, okay, wait

01:14:49.840 --> 01:14:53.400
Shit, you want to be like look like your sponsor. Yeah

01:14:54.280 --> 01:14:57.560
Like I do trials like sometimes I put hashtag out on my stream for a game

01:14:57.560 --> 01:15:01.600
I really like but it's not like because it's a flex to get it's just like hey guys

01:15:01.600 --> 01:15:03.240
Yeah, they're sponsored by Nintendo.

01:15:03.240 --> 01:15:04.400
Yeah, look how cool this would be.

01:15:04.400 --> 01:15:05.400
You didn't get sponsored by Nintendo.

01:15:05.400 --> 01:15:06.400
A guy who spent hundreds.

01:15:06.400 --> 01:15:07.600
I love being sponsored by Nintendo.

01:15:07.600 --> 01:15:08.600
It's pretty sweet.

01:15:08.600 --> 01:15:09.600
I've given them my life.

01:15:09.600 --> 01:15:10.600
And what?

01:15:10.600 --> 01:15:12.100
Like, what are they going to give me?

01:15:12.100 --> 01:15:13.100
A copy strike.

01:15:13.100 --> 01:15:14.600
Like, give me a fucking break.

01:15:14.600 --> 01:15:15.600
I'm so jealous.

01:15:15.600 --> 01:15:17.600
Yeah, honestly, it's a great sponsor to have.

01:15:17.600 --> 01:15:18.600
Oh.

01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:19.600
So, Ray, are you actually quitting?

01:15:19.600 --> 01:15:21.100
No, no, I'm just being dramatic.

01:15:21.100 --> 01:15:22.600
Okay, but you're going to lock in?

01:15:22.600 --> 01:15:24.600
Yeah, yeah, no, I can lock in.

01:15:24.600 --> 01:15:26.600
I don't think you should be allowed to kill Timmy.

01:15:26.600 --> 01:15:27.600
I don't think you should be allowed to kill Timmy.

01:15:27.600 --> 01:15:28.600
I don't think you should be allowed to kill Timmy.

01:15:28.600 --> 01:15:29.600
Can I say something?

01:15:29.600 --> 01:15:30.480
Fuck all of you.

01:15:30.480 --> 01:15:32.400
Connor Eats pants wants to collaborate.

01:15:32.400 --> 01:15:35.520
He's streaming Michael Jackson's experience.

01:15:35.520 --> 01:15:36.520
What?

01:15:36.520 --> 01:15:37.020
OK.

01:15:37.020 --> 01:15:39.760
That is the most random thing.

01:15:39.760 --> 01:15:41.080
Michael Jackson needs.

01:15:41.080 --> 01:15:42.760
I'm sorry.

01:15:42.760 --> 01:15:44.280
Michael Jackson needs to figure it out.

01:15:44.280 --> 01:15:45.160
Maybe he misclicked.

01:15:45.160 --> 01:15:45.960
That sounds fine.

01:15:45.960 --> 01:15:46.880
That sounds really good.

01:15:46.880 --> 01:15:48.320
Wait, what was I saying?

01:15:48.320 --> 01:15:49.120
I don't know.

01:15:49.120 --> 01:15:49.880
Something wise probably.

01:15:49.880 --> 01:15:50.720
He's like, fuck you all.

01:15:50.720 --> 01:15:52.120
No, yeah, fuck you all.

01:15:52.120 --> 01:15:54.600
Because I'm actually going to go on a limb here.

01:15:54.600 --> 01:15:57.960
All of our ranks are complete bullshit for a couple

01:15:57.960 --> 01:15:59.440
reasons that aren't our fault.

01:15:59.440 --> 01:16:01.820
We're all playing with, like, Terek.

01:16:01.820 --> 01:16:02.660
You're playing with...

01:16:02.660 --> 01:16:04.600
We're playing with a maids.

01:16:04.600 --> 01:16:05.480
Not all the time.

01:16:05.480 --> 01:16:08.340
Terek's on his main.

01:16:08.340 --> 01:16:08.900
Wait, what?

01:16:08.900 --> 01:16:09.700
Not all the time.

01:16:09.700 --> 01:16:10.820
Not all the time.

01:16:10.820 --> 01:16:13.660
And then also, it's one thing that's on our credit,

01:16:13.660 --> 01:16:16.060
Stream Snipers is actually a real fucking thing.

01:16:16.060 --> 01:16:16.760
No, it's true.

01:16:16.760 --> 01:16:17.260
And then...

01:16:17.260 --> 01:16:19.260
I got a library, you get to recognize every other game.

01:16:19.260 --> 01:16:20.420
Yeah, well, now everyone knows.

01:16:20.420 --> 01:16:22.700
You have to change your name.

01:16:22.700 --> 01:16:25.700
So I'm just saying, it's all up in the air.

01:16:25.700 --> 01:16:27.300
But here's what's going to happen.

01:16:27.300 --> 01:16:29.240
You guys are going to hit 16K.

01:16:29.240 --> 01:16:30.720
And it's not gonna be about the rank anymore.

01:16:30.720 --> 01:16:32.760
It's gonna be the fact that you can do it.

01:16:32.760 --> 01:16:33.800
You can get there.

01:16:33.800 --> 01:16:34.640
You all are capable.

01:16:34.640 --> 01:16:35.880
Dude, I know I can.

01:16:35.880 --> 01:16:36.720
So just freaking do it.

01:16:36.720 --> 01:16:40.040
Are we gonna, are we gonna sit here and pretend

01:16:40.040 --> 01:16:41.280
that you guys, like you're-

01:16:41.280 --> 01:16:42.560
Are fucking awesome at CSG.

01:16:42.560 --> 01:16:43.880
Yes, first off, awesome.

01:16:43.880 --> 01:16:45.280
You can do this.

01:16:45.280 --> 01:16:47.480
It's only five months of the year that are over.

01:16:47.480 --> 01:16:49.720
There's still another seven to go.

01:16:49.720 --> 01:16:50.560
I think eight, right?

01:16:50.560 --> 01:16:51.960
Only four months of them actually.

01:16:51.960 --> 01:16:52.920
Ray was 15-4.

01:16:52.920 --> 01:16:53.760
I was 15-4.

01:16:53.760 --> 01:16:54.600
That is so-

01:16:54.600 --> 01:16:56.000
No, but you don't understand it.

01:16:56.000 --> 01:16:57.960
Like once you guys get through a certain point

01:16:57.960 --> 01:16:59.680
where like you guys are close.

01:16:59.680 --> 01:17:01.400
Like 16 games just gonna fall on your lap.

01:17:01.400 --> 01:17:03.240
You're gonna win game after game after game

01:17:03.240 --> 01:17:04.080
after game after game after game.

01:17:04.080 --> 01:17:04.920
It is, it is.

01:17:04.920 --> 01:17:06.520
And he won an 18 game win streak.

01:17:06.520 --> 01:17:07.360
Yes.

01:17:07.360 --> 01:17:08.200
Who?

01:17:08.200 --> 01:17:09.040
Him.

01:17:09.040 --> 01:17:09.880
What?

01:17:09.880 --> 01:17:11.320
You never win with us.

01:17:11.320 --> 01:17:13.560
Well, I think it's because he doesn't enjoy those games

01:17:13.560 --> 01:17:14.400
as much.

01:17:14.400 --> 01:17:15.240
Yeah, is that true?

01:17:15.240 --> 01:17:16.080
Why did you laugh?

01:17:16.080 --> 01:17:16.920
Why?

01:17:16.920 --> 01:17:17.760
Why did he laugh?

01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:19.720
Actually, just tell me.

01:17:19.720 --> 01:17:22.520
I think he's just, he's a very competitive guy

01:17:22.520 --> 01:17:23.680
and he can be in goofy mode

01:17:23.680 --> 01:17:24.880
and he can be in competitive mode

01:17:24.880 --> 01:17:26.840
and it's probably hard to tap into competitive mode

01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:29.400
when he's like, give me a flash and then you flash him.

01:17:29.400 --> 01:17:32.400
Like he's instantly out and you can't get him back.

01:17:32.400 --> 01:17:34.200
When you're not around, Ludwig says to me,

01:17:34.200 --> 01:17:35.400
right, honestly, he says that, like,

01:17:35.400 --> 01:17:37.120
genuinely squeaks up the fuck with you guys.

01:17:37.120 --> 01:17:39.080
He's just, that's not true.

01:17:39.080 --> 01:17:41.440
Do I give on vibes that I don't fuck with you guys?

01:17:41.440 --> 01:17:42.360
Yes.

01:17:42.360 --> 01:17:43.200
Oh.

01:17:43.200 --> 01:17:44.040
That's exactly.

01:17:44.040 --> 01:17:44.880
You do.

01:17:44.880 --> 01:17:45.720
Why?

01:17:45.720 --> 01:17:46.560
What do you mean?

01:17:46.560 --> 01:17:47.880
We're kind of scared of you sometimes.

01:17:47.880 --> 01:17:49.160
I've heard that a lot by people.

01:17:49.160 --> 01:17:51.280
I think I'm just like an emotionally distant person.

01:17:51.280 --> 01:17:52.440
I think you have problems with social feelings.

01:17:52.440 --> 01:17:54.240
I can't tell your true feelings.

01:17:54.240 --> 01:17:55.080
What do you mean?

01:17:55.080 --> 01:17:55.920
Okay, ask me anything.

01:17:55.920 --> 01:17:57.920
I have tone problems. I do.

01:17:57.920 --> 01:18:00.920
I do.

01:18:00.920 --> 01:18:02.920
I've heard that before.

01:18:02.920 --> 01:18:04.920
I have tone problems, but that's okay.

01:18:04.920 --> 01:18:06.920
I have tone problems. Wait, like what?

01:18:06.920 --> 01:18:08.920
Give me an example where I'm...

01:18:08.920 --> 01:18:10.920
Even right now as you're speaking.

01:18:10.920 --> 01:18:15.920
Okay, for example, you said that you were going to stay here longer on LA to hang out

01:18:15.920 --> 01:18:19.920
and then you literally are leaving immediately after the soda.

01:18:19.920 --> 01:18:20.920
I fucking lied.

01:18:20.920 --> 01:18:22.920
Well, okay, that's because I came from a wedding.

01:18:22.920 --> 01:18:27.960
I'm tired because I've been gone from home for like, you know five days. That's why

01:18:28.800 --> 01:18:34.680
Okay, okay. I think here's the deal fine. You gotta accept that. He's a black cat. Yeah

01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:38.640
Yeah, you are and you guys are treating him like a golden retriever. I never did I

01:18:39.720 --> 01:18:43.040
Like rubbing his belly, too. I thought he was a golden retriever boy

01:18:43.840 --> 01:18:49.600
Until I saw the CS clip. He's not a golden retriever. He's a black cat. No like I saw him talking shit about how bad it

01:18:49.600 --> 01:18:51.080
No, can I say something?

01:18:51.080 --> 01:18:52.000
I'm fucking weird.

01:18:54.400 --> 01:18:55.400
OK?

01:18:55.400 --> 01:18:57.160
What is this?

01:18:57.160 --> 01:18:59.120
I'm a fucking freak, yeah.

01:18:59.120 --> 01:19:01.360
And here's the thing, the closer you get,

01:19:01.360 --> 01:19:03.240
the more I pull away.

01:19:03.240 --> 01:19:03.880
Oh.

01:19:03.880 --> 01:19:05.200
So.

01:19:05.200 --> 01:19:06.240
Wait.

01:19:06.240 --> 01:19:07.960
W break through in the chat.

01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:11.760
I'm not a perfect person.

01:19:11.760 --> 01:19:13.680
Yeah.

01:19:13.680 --> 01:19:16.200
So if we ignore you for like a month.

01:19:16.200 --> 01:19:17.520
Yeah, I'll be like, hey, what's up, guys?

01:19:17.520 --> 01:19:18.200
What's going on?

01:19:18.200 --> 01:19:18.960
I actually feel that.

01:19:18.960 --> 01:19:23.160
That's what I'm classic classic if we just ghosted the group chat you probably

01:19:24.160 --> 01:19:31.480
Feel like it's already been ghosted. It's becoming ghosted more like we haven't planned a gaming day in months

01:19:31.480 --> 01:19:35.360
Wait, what are we not hanging out right now? Yeah, but this the tournament's been planned for months

01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:40.480
We've been playing word will every day word will actually only squeaks has been yeah, you are keeping a streak

01:19:40.480 --> 01:19:42.480
You are keeping this

01:19:43.280 --> 01:19:47.080
And he doesn't talk in so much trash and the only guy who actually does anything that fucking keeps it alive

01:19:47.080 --> 01:19:50.580
If I did, if I pranked somebody in New York, would you guys come?

01:19:50.580 --> 01:19:52.580
Yes! Yes!

01:19:52.580 --> 01:19:54.580
You would, you would.

01:19:54.580 --> 01:19:56.580
I wouldn't have any plans.

01:19:56.580 --> 01:19:58.580
I wouldn't start drooling.

01:19:58.580 --> 01:20:00.580
Yeah, you would.

01:20:00.580 --> 01:20:03.580
There's only two reasons I'm going to New York.

01:20:03.580 --> 01:20:08.580
To go to your funeral and then to go two weeks prior to shoot you in the fucking sky.

01:20:08.580 --> 01:20:12.580
Two reasons I'm going to New York.

01:20:12.580 --> 01:20:14.580
That's it.

01:20:14.580 --> 01:20:16.580
Wait, what was your plan?

01:20:16.580 --> 01:20:18.580
Oh, sorry. Oh, no, no, no. You're-

01:20:18.580 --> 01:20:23.580
I would. I'd plan like, like, oh my god, a gaming, something gaming.

01:20:23.580 --> 01:20:25.580
Okay, you plan the next- the next event right now.

01:20:25.580 --> 01:20:26.580
Yeah!

01:20:26.580 --> 01:20:27.580
Okay.

01:20:27.580 --> 01:20:28.580
You know what? You plan the next event.

01:20:28.580 --> 01:20:30.580
Have you ever played the weakest link?

01:20:30.580 --> 01:20:32.580
What's that?

01:20:32.580 --> 01:20:33.580
Oh my god, you haven't?

01:20:33.580 --> 01:20:34.580
I don't know. It's not toxic, Loki.

01:20:34.580 --> 01:20:38.580
Wait, it's so fun. We should do a streamer weakest link in New York.

01:20:38.580 --> 01:20:39.580
What is that?

01:20:39.580 --> 01:20:42.580
You have a bunch of people in the circle. It's like a trivia thing.

01:20:42.580 --> 01:20:43.580
Okay.

01:20:43.580 --> 01:20:45.580
It's a good t- See, look, they're freaking out.

01:20:45.580 --> 01:20:49.780
Medium stuff, you know the one we played last night the row first

01:21:15.580 --> 01:21:18.580
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:21:18.580 --> 01:21:20.580
I'm sorry, he's jumping so much.

01:21:20.580 --> 01:21:22.580
Okay, let me ask you some trivia, smart guy.

01:21:22.580 --> 01:21:23.580
Okay.

01:21:23.580 --> 01:21:24.580
Who's the third president of the United States?

01:21:24.580 --> 01:21:25.580
Me!

01:21:25.580 --> 01:21:26.580
I know that.

01:21:26.580 --> 01:21:27.580
Who?

01:21:27.580 --> 01:21:28.580
I can say that a lot anytime.

01:21:28.580 --> 01:21:29.580
I know, I know!

01:21:29.580 --> 01:21:31.580
Because it goes George Washington.

01:21:31.580 --> 01:21:32.580
Okay.

01:21:32.580 --> 01:21:33.580
Yeah.

01:21:33.580 --> 01:21:34.580
Then you guess who?

01:21:34.580 --> 01:21:36.580
Vice President John Adams.

01:21:36.580 --> 01:21:39.580
Then it goes Thomas Jefferson.

01:21:39.580 --> 01:21:41.580
Then it goes John Quincy Adams.

01:21:41.580 --> 01:21:44.580
Then it goes Monroe.

01:21:44.580 --> 01:21:47.900
Well, who's the 12th?

01:21:47.900 --> 01:21:48.900
Not relevant to me.

01:21:48.900 --> 01:21:50.540
Wait, what's the game, Squeaks?

01:21:50.540 --> 01:21:55.620
Oh, it's like a trivia game where the host gets to be really mean, and like, she chooses

01:21:55.620 --> 01:21:59.620
people, and then everyone has to, like, vote on the person who they think is the weakest.

01:21:59.620 --> 01:22:01.180
Like, it's like kind of toxic and mean, actually.

01:22:01.180 --> 01:22:02.180
Are you doing the vote?

01:22:02.180 --> 01:22:03.180
Yeah, I'd be the host.

01:22:03.180 --> 01:22:04.180
Let's do it right now.

01:22:04.180 --> 01:22:05.180
Do it right now.

01:22:05.180 --> 01:22:06.180
No, no.

01:22:06.180 --> 01:22:07.180
All around.

01:22:07.180 --> 01:22:08.180
Yeah, come on.

01:22:08.180 --> 01:22:09.180
See if we like it.

01:22:09.180 --> 01:22:11.940
I'd have to think of questions, and there's voting, and we have to set it up, guys.

01:22:11.940 --> 01:22:12.940
We had a...

01:22:12.940 --> 01:22:13.940
It's really fun.

01:22:13.940 --> 01:22:17.140
f-star activity this is it we have to but now we have to let him set it up okay

01:22:17.140 --> 01:22:22.660
so you'll say oh I'm gonna start a show whoa the squeaks show you are not

01:22:22.660 --> 01:22:26.780
starting a show can if someone paid for it I think right really well how much

01:22:26.780 --> 01:22:31.120
like a product produce show my ass behind a desk going hey guys what do we

01:22:31.120 --> 01:22:36.500
do today with a guest come on how fun would that be I think it's like the

01:22:36.500 --> 01:22:41.420
daily show kind of hi the daily show I'll change it every day I don't know

01:22:41.420 --> 01:22:44.300
this show you like Jimmy wait on he's like gonna be like yeah I'll be like

01:22:44.300 --> 01:22:54.000
Jimmy Fallon but I'll last more hey yeah wait let's do it late night which

01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:58.140
tweaks let's make it happen but we were asking I'll cover the news I'll cover

01:22:58.140 --> 01:23:04.740
media pop interview celebrity gossip yeah yeah like is your dream is the

01:23:04.740 --> 01:23:09.820
link I'd help fund it really I think you'd be

01:23:09.820 --> 01:23:12.800
good at it. Yeah, it would be a great, great, great...

01:23:12.800 --> 01:23:14.300
I feel like it would be like, uh...

01:23:14.300 --> 01:23:14.800
How about the investors?

01:23:14.800 --> 01:23:15.800
Like, Hassan Minhaj or something.

01:23:20.800 --> 01:23:24.800
That's an example of the initials.

01:23:25.800 --> 01:23:27.300
You need me to laugh so bad.

01:23:27.300 --> 01:23:27.800
Or Jimmy.

01:23:27.800 --> 01:23:30.800
I feel like that's even worse.

01:23:31.800 --> 01:23:32.800
That's even worse.

01:23:34.800 --> 01:23:35.800
You know what the worst part is?

01:23:35.800 --> 01:23:37.300
He said Hassan's name correctly.

01:23:37.300 --> 01:23:38.300
Hassan Minhaj.

01:23:38.300 --> 01:23:38.800
Yeah.

01:23:38.800 --> 01:23:47.340
Well, uh, great. Nice try. I would give an example of someone for you, but that's literally

01:23:47.340 --> 01:23:54.540
everything I talk about. You know what I mean. For the last 30 years. Yeah. The Fallen family

01:23:54.540 --> 01:24:00.280
keeps it close. Okay, so we're gonna fund that show. Wait, guys. But is it like a YouTuber

01:24:00.280 --> 01:24:04.120
or something? Oh, no, it's on television. Oh, we have to go. Guys, we gotta go. No,

01:24:04.120 --> 01:24:04.960
I don't want to.

01:24:04.960 --> 01:24:05.920
It's already 6.30?

01:24:05.920 --> 01:24:06.760
I don't want to go.

01:24:06.760 --> 01:24:09.000
That was the fastest hour 30 of my life.

01:24:09.000 --> 01:24:10.640
It has been hour 30, we gotta go.

01:24:10.640 --> 01:24:11.560
I don't want to go.

01:24:11.560 --> 01:24:12.760
I don't want to go there.

01:24:12.760 --> 01:24:14.560
What, guys, it's a doctor's day.

01:24:14.560 --> 01:24:16.040
I'm down if you guys keep streaming.

01:24:16.040 --> 01:24:17.160
I gotta go, though.

01:24:17.160 --> 01:24:18.000
On Yerick.

01:24:18.000 --> 01:24:19.840
Yeah, I'm not ending.

01:24:19.840 --> 01:24:20.800
I'm not ending.

01:24:20.800 --> 01:24:22.120
Max Eds, Tim Max Eds.

01:24:22.120 --> 01:24:23.560
No, I don't want to go.

01:24:23.560 --> 01:24:25.920
I don't want to go.

01:24:25.920 --> 01:24:28.120
Wait, that was episode two, not a podcast.

01:24:28.120 --> 01:24:30.760
No, it wasn't a podcast.

01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:32.840
It's not a podcast.

01:24:32.840 --> 01:24:36.080
It's not a podcast episode two.

01:24:36.080 --> 01:24:38.800
Wait, maybe I can get Loki rich out of this.

01:24:38.800 --> 01:24:39.200
Loki?

01:24:39.200 --> 01:24:41.200
Yeah, you weren't even live for this, though, so.

01:24:41.200 --> 01:24:41.960
Wait, yeah!

01:24:41.960 --> 01:24:42.440
Wait, wait, wait!

01:24:42.440 --> 01:24:43.720
You weren't even live.

01:24:43.720 --> 01:24:45.320
Wait, should we get IRL stream the whole thing?

01:24:45.320 --> 01:24:45.800
No.

01:24:45.800 --> 01:24:46.300
Yes!

01:24:46.300 --> 01:24:47.680
Wait, what if we get IRL stream it?

01:24:47.680 --> 01:24:48.320
IRL stream it.

01:24:48.320 --> 01:24:49.080
IRL stream it.

01:24:49.080 --> 01:24:49.560
IRL stream it.

01:24:49.560 --> 01:24:50.880
And then you can follow us home.

01:24:50.880 --> 01:24:51.800
And then we'll stay live.

01:24:51.800 --> 01:24:53.520
And then when we go to bed, you can stay live.

01:24:53.520 --> 01:24:54.680
And you guys can watch all of it.

01:24:54.680 --> 01:24:55.600
IRL stream games?

01:24:55.600 --> 01:24:56.120
I don't know if you've played that.

01:24:56.120 --> 01:24:57.440
I did it once, yeah.

01:24:57.440 --> 01:24:58.000
Really?

01:24:58.000 --> 01:24:58.920
Don't you get in trouble?

01:24:58.920 --> 01:25:02.000
No, you just have to bring everything in a clear plastic bag

01:25:02.000 --> 01:25:10.000
try your best to not film other people that you can stream. No! You're literally a professional streamer. You can't stream the game, the game you can't, you can stream your face without the game.

01:25:10.000 --> 01:25:20.000
Leslie hates IRL streaming. It's not true. I hate IRL streaming, period. Leslie, I still want to do a YAP and LAPS. We can! What is that? Oh no! We can do it together!

01:25:20.000 --> 01:25:31.760
We walk on a treadmill and we stream and we just do it for an hour.

01:25:31.760 --> 01:25:32.760
Can we use your time to do that?

01:25:32.760 --> 01:25:33.760
Oh, we did that already.

01:25:33.760 --> 01:25:34.760
What?

01:25:34.760 --> 01:25:38.320
Yeah, we did that when we were playing Valorant and every time we played Valorant we had to

01:25:38.320 --> 01:25:39.820
increase the walking speed.

01:25:39.820 --> 01:25:40.820
Yeah.

01:25:40.820 --> 01:25:44.080
And every time we got a kill we do it every week, once a week.

01:25:44.080 --> 01:25:45.800
This is walk and talk, like Premiere 2, doesn't it?

01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:46.800
Yeah, I've been lapsed.

01:25:46.800 --> 01:25:47.800
It's real.

01:25:47.800 --> 01:25:48.800
I don't like the word lapsed.

01:25:48.800 --> 01:25:49.800
Why?

01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:56.800
dog does it. Like lapping up water? Yeah, that's what I think of not lapping. But you run laps around the track.

01:25:56.800 --> 01:26:03.800
Yeah, it's just a bit icky. I like it. I think that's a W. Good luck.

01:26:03.800 --> 01:26:09.800
Walk and talk? Yeah, it rhymes. It rhymes. It does. Laps and yaps might be better. Yaps and laps.

01:26:09.800 --> 01:26:14.800
Laps and laps. Anything to start a Patreon, I guess. I don't know. Maybe I could get two Patreons.

01:26:14.800 --> 01:26:19.860
Patreons one with the apps and that's and one with not yes, and all the money will go to making the content better

01:26:20.260 --> 01:26:22.260
What the hell foos?

01:26:22.420 --> 01:26:28.820
Wait gifts and subs to Ludwig wait wait, it's not really that was to Ray. It's five don't acknowledge it. Please

01:26:30.340 --> 01:26:34.460
Ludwig, but it's foos. I guess I hate that

01:26:35.340 --> 01:26:36.580
hell

01:26:36.580 --> 01:26:38.580
What the hell why not me?

01:26:39.700 --> 01:26:44.780
Offline off on subs you wouldn't see it here though. We're not in your you're not sure

01:26:44.800 --> 01:26:49.000
with us oh I got notifications on my phone guys can I say thank you all very

01:26:49.000 --> 01:26:57.440
much for coming out to the CS2 event I hope you had a good time oh 10 gifted

01:26:57.440 --> 01:27:02.920
cool also thank you guys for doing the shoot today as well it was fun thanks

01:27:02.920 --> 01:27:06.440
for having us keep doing this thing where he tells us to do stuff and he

01:27:06.440 --> 01:27:09.520
doesn't really tell us all the details or what's going on and like yesterday

01:27:09.520 --> 01:27:13.260
It was like a 10-hour shoot day and then like today was a tournament

01:27:13.960 --> 01:27:19.280
I was sleepy. It was fun. It was fun. It was cool that everything was set up to stream to though

01:27:19.280 --> 01:27:21.280
Can we do it every year please?

01:27:22.720 --> 01:27:28.380
Yeah, it's annual. Yeah, we can do it next year at least do we get promised invites to the next one

01:27:30.360 --> 01:27:33.280
Would you look at me? Are we all invited? Yeah

01:27:33.280 --> 01:27:40.600
I just said I'd met all of you. I was looking at that side. I felt bad not looking at you

01:27:40.600 --> 01:27:43.600
So I was including you by making eye contact. Oh wait, that's so thoughtful. Thank you

01:27:43.600 --> 01:27:43.880
Yeah

01:27:43.880 --> 01:27:48.760
I was thinking about how I like when Leslie was sitting over here because you are always looking at squeaks

01:27:48.760 --> 01:27:49.640
And so I was like damn

01:27:49.640 --> 01:27:54.040
I feel like they're never looking at me because he's always looking at it's actually freaking true

01:27:54.040 --> 01:27:59.560
Squeaks is always looking at Ludwig. You guys are always looking at each other. No, I've been going actually you have

01:27:59.560 --> 01:28:03.960
But like I feel like you break your neck every I say yeah, why we're coming there enough. I'm like an owl

01:28:05.920 --> 01:28:08.840
No, we're not let's go y'all

01:28:13.040 --> 01:28:15.640
All right guys we had fun

01:28:18.640 --> 01:28:20.640
Wait, I have a high trade in my chat

01:28:21.400 --> 01:28:25.520
I'm getting updates on my phone. I'm not getting a little buzz. I do

01:28:25.520 --> 01:28:27.520
Oh

01:28:27.960 --> 01:28:35.920
What's our next thing as yeah, oh, I had an idea I have a new game that I thought you on my twitch

01:28:35.920 --> 01:28:37.920
I was gonna see your high train

01:28:38.240 --> 01:28:43.680
See wait your offline chat actually my offline check is crazy fuck you for not streaming yet

01:28:46.160 --> 01:28:49.520
Generally not a single no no they do they will there's not one they're just saying

01:28:55.520 --> 01:29:01.960
I have a game for a salt play board game night. Whoa, how did you know that's fun?

01:29:02.120 --> 01:29:04.040
How did you genuinely know?

01:29:04.040 --> 01:29:09.680
It's board game night, and we play three to five board games depending on time like real board games

01:29:09.680 --> 01:29:13.160
IRL well no no we're gonna play like a game version of table top simulator

01:29:13.160 --> 01:29:17.720
We got a tabletop simulator or like Monopoly or like the game of light as an exam

01:29:17.720 --> 01:29:24.520
We don't have to be like the fast mode. You can be fast. Oh, okay, not really go

01:29:24.520 --> 01:29:30.420
Baldur's go I think it's kind of like we did game night, but everyone brings a bored game cool is my choice

01:29:30.640 --> 01:29:33.720
Okay, well just take some time. Sorry. Oh, I have a hundred

01:29:35.000 --> 01:29:37.760
Come on, come on. Take your time. Take your time. You don't think of it right now

01:29:39.920 --> 01:29:43.280
Thank you goon Bob this cake isn't a board again D&D

01:29:44.080 --> 01:29:49.800
No, oh, I've already have a character. Okay. What's it? What's this? Yeah? I'm a bard

01:29:49.800 --> 01:29:53.000
My character my character is squeak

01:29:53.640 --> 01:29:58.140
That's me. No, no, it's a different. Oh, okay. It's a totally unique. Oh, it's sqw ee g

01:29:58.860 --> 01:30:00.860
Mine my character be in bread

01:30:02.300 --> 01:30:05.880
Inbred freak is that the name or wig?

01:30:08.300 --> 01:30:10.300
Not really anybody

01:30:10.760 --> 01:30:14.960
To we be on the yard, huh to be be on the yard. What does that mean?

01:30:19.800 --> 01:30:25.760
Was I had him on the yard twice and how did you did the episode go well? It did really well bang

01:30:25.760 --> 01:30:28.880
I should be clear. I don't know what like you guys won't believe me

01:30:28.880 --> 01:30:35.320
I fight 10 more women on the yard every month and every month without fail Nick goes no

01:30:35.320 --> 01:30:37.320
Nick goes. Oh, I guess it's his time of the month

01:30:38.800 --> 01:30:43.200
So it's Nick's fault. Yeah, he's like, oh here we go every fucking

01:30:44.600 --> 01:30:46.600
I've been fighting you guys

01:30:46.600 --> 01:30:48.600
You hate us.

01:30:48.600 --> 01:30:50.600
He doesn't hate you. He hates...

01:30:52.600 --> 01:30:55.600
Women? I thought it was cool though.

01:30:55.600 --> 01:30:56.600
Yeah, it's cool.

01:30:56.600 --> 01:30:58.600
Damn, it was like that.

01:30:58.600 --> 01:31:00.600
Yeah, it is what it is.

01:31:00.600 --> 01:31:02.600
How many women have you had on the yard? Six?

01:31:02.600 --> 01:31:04.600
You can fucking count them?

01:31:04.600 --> 01:31:06.600
That was too quick.

01:31:06.600 --> 01:31:07.600
It takes two hands though.

01:31:07.600 --> 01:31:10.600
To be our credit, we only had 240 episodes.

01:31:10.600 --> 01:31:11.600
That's a lot.

01:31:11.600 --> 01:31:12.600
That's abysmal.

01:31:12.600 --> 01:31:13.600
That's actually...

01:31:13.600 --> 01:31:14.600
That's really bad actually.

01:31:14.600 --> 01:31:15.600
That's kind of sad.

01:31:15.600 --> 01:31:23.260
thing I know we're laughing about it but genuinely fucking sad yeah and how many

01:31:23.260 --> 01:31:30.920
Indian people how many Indian people and please make it relative to the

01:31:30.920 --> 01:31:39.360
population of India so point zero zero zero zero zero zero one you know guys

01:31:39.360 --> 01:31:42.560
it's not really how we operate get longers on there man

01:31:42.560 --> 01:31:45.840
Uh, you know, it's funny, and this is not a joke.

01:31:45.840 --> 01:31:50.880
Today, Nick uses one time to prevent launders from ever going to the Yard Podcast.

01:31:50.880 --> 01:31:51.380
What?

01:31:51.380 --> 01:31:52.560
He uses one time.

01:31:52.560 --> 01:31:53.280
What do you mean?

01:31:53.280 --> 01:31:54.080
He uses one time.

01:31:54.080 --> 01:31:57.760
He said, I will never allow launders on the Yard Podcast today.

01:31:58.640 --> 01:31:59.280
He used it.

01:31:59.280 --> 01:32:01.200
Wait, what do you mean one time?

01:32:01.200 --> 01:32:04.000
Like, everyone gets their one time to block a guest.

01:32:04.000 --> 01:32:06.240
Like, hey, I really don't want this person using my one time.

01:32:06.240 --> 01:32:07.120
He's using his veto.

01:32:07.120 --> 01:32:08.240
Too many Indian people?

01:32:08.240 --> 01:32:08.640
To block.

01:32:09.440 --> 01:32:10.640
That was not his logic.

01:32:10.640 --> 01:32:12.240
I'm not throwing that out there.

01:32:12.560 --> 01:32:16.060
I'm surprised it's not a woman. What's the what was it?

01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:19.420
It's because he apparently this is

01:32:20.060 --> 01:32:26.380
Courage Nick I was there. He was at the CS2 event yesterday and there was a clip of

01:32:27.740 --> 01:32:29.740
I forget who maybe it's like

01:32:29.940 --> 01:32:33.160
Ron at the desk encouraging over and

01:32:33.960 --> 01:32:38.620
And I'm gonna push her this but he's like oh, it's like the the young thug picture

01:32:39.580 --> 01:32:41.300
Where he leans over

01:32:41.300 --> 01:32:43.500
Yes, I'm talking about no anyway

01:32:43.500 --> 01:32:49.100
He says this in the room last night. Oh, that's funny and then and then stream starts and then

01:32:49.700 --> 01:32:52.880
There's a moment where that pose happens again and launders goes

01:32:52.880 --> 01:32:57.580
Oh, it's like the young thug me and then everyone dies laughing

01:32:57.580 --> 01:33:00.240
So Nick is jealous of wonders. He stole show

01:33:00.820 --> 01:33:04.420
Nick said you steal everything slime has ever said on earth. Yeah

01:33:05.180 --> 01:33:09.820
So you should be fucking vetoed from the yard introducing the year of squeaks

01:33:12.940 --> 01:33:14.940
I buy leave I'd give it to a woman

01:33:16.420 --> 01:33:18.420
You say that like you deserve an applause

01:33:19.660 --> 01:33:25.740
Around should we you actually like fucking looked around I'll fill I say longer get longer on the guys we need to freaking go

01:33:25.740 --> 01:33:27.740
Goodbye

01:33:31.420 --> 01:33:33.420
Guys next room will be on

01:33:33.500 --> 01:33:38.600
Squeaks channel do board game night. Okay, we'll do board. I've been saving the reason I'm not live is because next time

01:33:38.600 --> 01:33:45.180
It's gonna be an exclusive squeak stream with everybody from f dot s dot l dot r

01:33:45.660 --> 01:33:51.260
We're gonna be playing board games the dots and home eat. Yeah, but that makes it seem like even worse

01:33:52.060 --> 01:33:54.060
I'm gonna do the face

01:33:54.060 --> 01:33:55.660
Why are you doing that?

01:33:55.660 --> 01:33:57.660
I want to do the Google physics, Jesus.

01:33:57.660 --> 01:33:59.660
That's just my normal face.

01:33:59.660 --> 01:34:02.380
Uh, okay, guys, I'm free Thursday or Sunday.

01:34:02.380 --> 01:34:03.140
You get to choose.

01:34:03.140 --> 01:34:03.860
What are you talking about?

01:34:03.860 --> 01:34:04.740
Oh, we're scheduling it.

01:34:04.740 --> 01:34:05.340
Why like this?

01:34:05.340 --> 01:34:05.780
OK.

01:34:05.780 --> 01:34:06.300
Wait for what?

01:34:06.300 --> 01:34:07.220
It's not just a scheduled person.

01:34:07.220 --> 01:34:09.020
What for our next for our board game thing?

01:34:09.020 --> 01:34:09.980
I have to fly back.

01:34:09.980 --> 01:34:11.140
Yeah, you got when you're back.

01:34:11.140 --> 01:34:12.460
Thursday or Sunday?

01:34:12.460 --> 01:34:12.960
What?

01:34:12.960 --> 01:34:13.460
What?

01:34:13.460 --> 01:34:14.860
How about on the 30th?

01:34:14.860 --> 01:34:16.060
You're free?

01:34:16.060 --> 01:34:17.060
No, no, no.

01:34:17.060 --> 01:34:18.500
Well, you're flying back, right?

01:34:18.500 --> 01:34:19.940
I can't fly back in like two days.

01:34:19.940 --> 01:34:21.740
What about Sunday on May?

01:34:21.740 --> 01:34:22.300
May.

01:34:22.300 --> 01:34:23.420
Maybe.

01:34:23.420 --> 01:34:27.980
I like the next day the next month. Yeah, I just need some time

01:34:29.780 --> 01:34:36.100
No, I can't do what about me first. Oh, yeah, it's in New York. Welcome to New York. Welcome to New York

01:34:37.100 --> 01:34:39.100
We've been smoking we

01:34:40.180 --> 01:34:42.180
Okay, how about Friday May 1st?

01:34:42.700 --> 01:34:49.000
No, I have sponsored about Saturday. Let's just figure this out after I think he's gonna be difficult

01:34:49.180 --> 01:34:52.580
I'm not difficult. I'm I'm willing to you know

01:34:53.420 --> 01:34:55.260
I'm going to travel.

01:34:55.260 --> 01:34:58.940
OK, this is not a podcast.

01:34:58.940 --> 01:35:02.100
What's the F-slur sign?

01:35:02.100 --> 01:35:04.180
No, that's Fomly.

01:35:04.180 --> 01:35:04.980
No, this is Fomly.

01:35:04.980 --> 01:35:07.180
This is F-slur.

01:35:07.180 --> 01:35:08.500
Point it down.

01:35:08.500 --> 01:35:09.700
Wait, this is F-slur?

01:35:09.700 --> 01:35:10.700
Why would this be F-slur?

01:35:10.700 --> 01:35:11.500
Because he pointed down.

01:35:11.500 --> 01:35:13.900
Wait, what if we all represent our letter?

01:35:13.900 --> 01:35:15.580
Wait, Nora's hard to do.

01:35:15.580 --> 01:35:18.660
Weakest gang of all time.

01:35:18.660 --> 01:35:19.740
These guys pull up.

01:35:19.740 --> 01:35:21.580
You're probably freaking going on the other side

01:35:21.580 --> 01:35:23.060
of the street.

01:35:23.060 --> 01:35:24.740
with these shirts to you

01:35:24.740 --> 01:35:27.580
i guess they're watching yours would be like this

01:35:27.580 --> 01:35:29.060
like loser

01:35:29.060 --> 01:35:30.780
about this

01:35:30.780 --> 01:35:32.140
your name's leslie

01:35:32.140 --> 01:35:36.020
what's that makes no sense that i'm not i know but like you could be there

01:35:36.020 --> 01:35:38.260
no but i'm not a thing

01:35:38.260 --> 01:35:39.740
on this

01:35:39.740 --> 01:35:41.940
i do it s

01:35:41.940 --> 01:35:43.740
unlike this

01:35:43.740 --> 01:35:44.740
like this

01:35:44.740 --> 01:35:49.740
like this

01:35:50.740 --> 01:35:51.980
you're making it

01:35:51.980 --> 01:35:54.380
I don't want that to do it.

01:35:54.380 --> 01:35:55.580
What the hell?

01:35:55.580 --> 01:35:56.580
Gigi fucked the camera.

01:35:56.580 --> 01:35:57.580
I'm sorry.

01:35:57.580 --> 01:35:58.580
Bye.

01:35:58.580 --> 01:35:59.580
Bye.

01:35:59.580 --> 01:36:00.580
Bye.

01:36:00.580 --> 01:36:01.580
Goodbye.

01:36:01.580 --> 01:36:02.580
Goodbye.

01:36:02.580 --> 01:36:03.580
Goodbye.

01:36:03.580 --> 01:36:04.580
We are your friends.

01:36:04.580 --> 01:36:05.580
We are your friends.

01:36:05.580 --> 01:36:06.580
We are your friends.

01:36:06.580 --> 01:36:07.580
We are your friends.

01:36:07.580 --> 01:36:08.580
We are your friends.

01:36:08.580 --> 01:36:10.580
I love you and I will be going to your funeral.

01:36:10.580 --> 01:36:11.580
Bye.

01:36:11.580 --> 01:36:12.780
We are your friends.

