Oh
Yeah, what is up? Hello. Hello how do I sound y'all what's going on? What is up y'all
Oh, why are most Americans dumb, but you are not I think I think I am I
Don't think I'm excluded from the dumb category. I'll be honest
Cool shirt cutie got it for me
Yeah, what is up y'all
How we doing welcome back been a while since I got a solo streaming at what was last time I stream normally because we did
the Epsilon stream on
Monday, and then
The CS2 event on Sunday
Price Saturday, maybe been a few days
Been a few days, but we're back. What is up? We got a lot to talk about today
We got a lot of talk to get a lot to talk about first off first off. Okay
I got a new flavor, Red Bull.
We're trying it to worlds first.
They have a lime flavor.
It's called Sudachi.
Is that Japanese?
I don't know.
But I'm going to give it a shot.
It better tastes like lemonade straight up.
Otherwise, I'm a little mad.
It tastes like lemonade straight up.
It tastes bar for bar like lemonade.
I'm back to being happy.
Ah, sugar one's better.
I'm back to cutting weight.
I've gained like almost 15 pounds since China.
15 pounds, bro.
I thought you were bulking?
Yeah, I'm back to cutting.
I'm back to cutting. I think I'm gonna live my life at a clean 180 pounds
You see core yeah, we're gonna look at that today hold up. I'm trying to sugar flavor
It's so much better holy shit
You've been so much sugar bro like I gotta go sugar-free
How many steps have I walked today?
I feel like a thousand steps equals one gram of sugar, you know?
Let's check.
I've walked 8,000 steps.
Hold on.
Maybe I drink it.
Is cutie watching one piece?
Dude, yes.
I don't know what the fuck happened.
I didn't talk to her about watching one piece.
Okay.
Little background between me and cutie, little insight into our relationship.
The first, like, I don't know, two years of us dating and living together.
I made her watch anime, almost every single night.
Like probably about four to five nights a week we would be watching anime.
And I made her watch some fucked up shit.
I wasn't like leaning her into it necessarily.
Like at the very early stages, I was smart about it, okay?
I was like, check this out.
This anime is called Death Note.
It's awesome.
love it. She was like, eh, didn't love it. My roommates at the time did. I was like, whatever.
Then I was like, check this other one out. Vinlin Saga, electric. She's like, ah, too much action.
Okay. All right. No worries. You know, and then I finally I found a like one that she kind of
liked, parasite. Okay. I showed her parasite. She's like, okay, I liked a little bit of mystery,
a little bit of carry, a little bit of story. Okay. So I, I, I at that point
I had kind of figured it out, but I've done so much showing her anime that you want to
show her.
I started to want to watch shit that I wanted to watch.
And this is where I fucked up.
And I think this is why she eventually hated anime.
I started to make her watch Food Wars.
Okay.
I started to make her watch like perfect blue, all right.
I think we might have even watched welcome to the NHK together a little bit.
Like, you know, just some real bucked up, horny shit.
And she was all of a sudden, like, I don't know if I like.
This anime thing.
Now I don't think it's all my fault. I think she's just not I don't think she like for me when I grew up
If I was sad I would watch a cartoon straight up. That's what I would do. What did she get to pick? What to watch?
Three years into dating Kelby first two years was all me
Nowadays I don't even get to pick with a watch
Now I think we watched documentary on the FLDS
faction
Netflix like a documentary. Yeah, I'm not picking anymore. I'm not picking
What do we want we watch some
We watch some garbage sTV. It's just like fun watch, but it's not it's brain turned off. What was it?
Who's the millionaire? Who's the secret millionaire? I think that's the last whatever. Anyway, it hasn't been animated a long time and
She tweets I love the I see this she tweets out yesterday
I'm gonna watch one piece out of the blue. She'd not tell me about it. She's not like hey
I'm thinking about watching didn't even bring it up to me. She's like hey, I'm gonna watch one piece and
I asked her about it. Hey Joe's replied like as if I shouldn't have asked her I
Was like so you're watching one piece. She's like, yeah
It's like okay. Where did where did this come from? She's like, I'm just gonna watch it. I was like, all right
That's fine. I don't I'm not I'm not freaking out. I was like, I was like, I'll watch it with you
She's like no, I'm gonna watch it by myself when I craft
Okay, what all right fine, but I will stay out of it. It will not be me
Watching what you can watch it solo. I'm just playing it cool
Here's the deal though. I don't think she's made able to handle it. I
Don't think she's gonna be able to handle it. I think
Because I think one pace, unless I get one pace intuitively installed on something, you
know, like on Apple TV or something, I think she's going to hate the pacing.
I don't think she knows what filler is.
I don't think she's going to want to skip all the filler because she's not going
to know where to skip the filler.
It's a lot.
a lot of episodes with a lot of filler in them. Pacing is fine in the beginning. No,
it's not. Well, it depends what you're referring to as the beginning. It's fine in the first
like 15 episodes, 20 episodes, maybe even 60 episodes. But there's a lot of filler.
Two boys are a lot of filler.
So I don't know, I'm just playing it easy.
I'm playing it cool.
Okay.
I'm a little, I'm a little pissed off though.
I think there's a huge fan of For One Piece, right?
It's the biggest anime in the world, biggest manga in the world, whatever.
And I think they, it's almost like, I think they're gatekeepers.
I think One Piece fans can be gatekeepers.
And I get it, they have a very big show.
They got a lot of people who like to LARP enjoy watch their show.
But if someone expresses a little excitement about watching it, they bring some claws out.
They got some claws.
And she was like, yeah, some people are mean to me on Twitter about watching it.
And I'm like, why are you guys fucking this up for me?
Why are you fucking up my bag?
I wake up and I bink, you know, my, my, and I pick the number and roulette.
I bink my number and somebody's trying to fuck up my bag by going dealer.
He put the chips out late like what I should just get paid out of here.
I should just get my girlfriend to watch all of one piece and get to enjoy
future updates of one piece together.
And so I'm trying to fuck up my bag.
What is that?
Watch the live action.
I watched season one with her.
I should watch season two with her.
But, you know, to the One Piece fandom's credit, okay, there is a King LARP-er when
it comes to One Piece.
There is a King LARP-er that should be kept, I would argue.
be shunned. And I'm not talking about the beasts. Okay. I'm talking about Logan Paul,
who obviously last week tweeted out proud owner of the greatest mongas in the world.
I am one piece chapter one, nine Oh, second highest grade in existence, pop three. First
cannon appearance of monkey tea, which is just crazy to say first cannon appearance
Monkey D. Luffy. Like that's not it. One Piece is the number one selling manga in the world at 600
million plus copies. Dragon Ball Chapter 1, 9.2. Highest grade existence population 1.
Purchased for a record 550,000. First appearance of Goku and Bulma. The manga journey has begun.
Okay. Now a lot of people saw this. A lot of people saw this tweet and correctly identified,
okay, this is a larper. Aisha Speed replies, you don't even know shit about One Piece.
I remember I saw speed at the Mr. Beat of Beeson.
He started pressing me about One Piece
because I had a One Piece hat.
I had the One Piece Daughter's Collab Hat.
He started pressing me.
Dude, I watched One Piece before I Show Speed was born.
And I'm getting pressed by him.
I'm like, okay.
I don't own any manga.
I just got my hat.
God forbid.
But anyway, Logan Paul is a verified larper.
OK, here's a clip.
It's right.
Luffy D monkey.
Shout out Luffy.
It's right.
Luffy D monkey.
Shout out Luffy.
Hold that back.
Luffy D monkey.
Shout out Luffy.
Monkey D Luffy.
What?
Monkey D Luffy.
It's Monkey D Luffy.
That's tough.
That is tough.
OK.
But the thing about Logan Paul, not phased by negative attention he gets, okay?
You can't shame Logan Paul out of doing something.
I think he has experienced such a high concentrate amount of shame for all the shit he's done.
He is now a shameless man.
I think he lacks any shame.
But I gotta say, dude, I'm starting to doubt that the One Piece even exists.
Okay, if you read the SPS, you would know it's real.
I said it.
It's the One Piece even real?
Yeah, it is.
According to the SPS, it's real.
Maybe it's here.
My brother's 5,500 acre ranch.
No, it's not there.
It's not there, and it's also not friendship made along the way.
For real, the One Piece love and outpouring of support has been so real.
And so I just decided to keep doubling down, bro.
I bought two more copies raw, weekly shown in Jump One Piece Chapter One.
I got a one piece script like for the anime show where Luffy gets his first one and poster
and volume one one piece 9.6 grade of 9.6 second highest in the world
So why is he spending all this money?
Why is he spending all this money on one piece
in manga?
Because he keeps doubling he bought
I bought new copies of one piece chapter which isn't one piece chapter one
I mean it is one piece chapter isn't it?
Isn't this just a shonen jump that has one piece in it no?
That's all this is
There's a Japanese shonen jump from the 90s that that aired one piece for the first time
So anyway, he's going crazy on it. He's bought a bunch of new shit involving it
He's tweeting out about it. Why is he doing all this? Okay answer? I think pretty simple. I think this is pretty straightforward
It's a very simple grift here
You guys remember Pokemon prices skyrocketing, okay?
This is just in the last year, but I'm sure you guys will remember the price jumping from COVID 2020 to now
Logan Paul
Was kind of at the forefront of
The Pokemon price spike right he bought the most expensive Pokemon card in the world made a YouTube a video about it
Spent like five point three million dollars
Okay, eventually sold that card for $16.4 million of like three X turnaround in just a few years and
Basically just came in with a good amount of money bought out like whatever the tier one supplies which in Pokemon's like first edition base set
Made it like a hype beast product got a bunch of people into it. You know what?
To his credit, I aided and abetted his agenda. I'm I was part of the problem Pokemon
I'll admit it. I had something called Pokemon week. I was part of the problem here
I was part of the problem
mid-covid getting riches fuck off of among us
Blowing all of my money on Pokemon cards to the point. We're right fucking now at this very second that we are talking
I have like 40 graded cards just sitting here just fucking sitting here just collecting fucking
I got unopened Starlet Violet 151 the reprains I just I got too much shit I got too much
shit. So I was part of this problem. Okay. And it's impossible to talk about the sale
of Logan Paul's Pokemon Illustrator card without quickly mentioning the what's the
right word without getting sued by Logan Paul because he likes to sue people who talk about him.
The precarious nature of his interactions with his card because he had sold this Pokemon illustrator
that he bought for $5 million to users of a website called Liquid Market. So he basically
sold like fractional ownership through NFTs, right? Because you can't break up a card.
So he sold fractional ownership through like a NFT version of a tokenized version of this card.
He sold 5% of it in 2022. You would think, you know, if you bought in for $1,000, you get
$3,000 when he sold it. Instead, that's not what happened. If you guys don't remember this, Logan Paul
sold part of his card on Liquid Marketplace by tokenizing it worth $270,000. A couple years later,
he bought it all back, which I guess was in the terms of the Liquid Marketplace Agreement.
So he never gave the users who bought their percentage of the card their return on investment
when the card sold. He purchased it before he sold it, knowing he was going to sell it,
and then took 100% of the profit. He tweeted out about it. He said, as you may know,
the Pokemon illustrator was previously listed on Liquid Marketplace where users could purchase
tokens according to the company represented fractional ownership interest in the card.
His whole thing is that he put up 49% for sale. He had 51%. So I guess it basically meant he
he just got a interest free loan from 2022
when he sold it to May 2024, when he bought it back.
He just was able to get an interest free loan
from a collective of investors.
But the weird part about this is he says
after where the company and some of its principles
faced regulatory scrutiny.
Okay, he says the company, which he has no involvement in,
does not relate to him.
He's the co-owner, by the way.
The co-founder, I should say.
Like when this initially launched,
Logan Paul has launched a mark.
He was the co-founder.
I don't know how that works.
How are you the co-founder?
You're like, dude, the fucking company, bro.
God, he was a co-founder of the company
which raised $8 million initially.
But anyway, he got the whole 16 mil.
And now he's, now he's mad.
Okay, now Logan Paul's mad.
He tweeted this out today.
The way, lol, look at this LARPER lol shack.
Cause he's wearing a one piece shirt.
The way I see it, only people who have read all 108 volumes
and 1100 chapters of one piece manga,
watched all 1100 episodes of the anime,
went to at least two Comic-Cons,
Cosmo and Smungy D.Love.
Obviously he's trying to conflate.
No one cares if shack wears a one piece shirt.
No one would even care
If Logan Paul showed up at WrestleMania with a monkey D. Luffy hat
Maybe they would because it's someone they hate wearing something something
representative of something they like maybe but what most people hate is
That he is clearly trying to profit off of something he has no interest
Like there's not even a sheen of interest with Pokemon. I believe what Logan Paul played Pokemon grown up
I believe that because just the generation he was born in the time he was born in the affluence he had growing up
Yeah, I believe it a fucking game boy. I
Buy that he has some nostalgia the Pokemon red that what that lines up
There's no universe
Obviously, he's ever watched one piece. I think self-admitted. He has it, but what's the whole game plan here?
to create a market
for
Graded manga that he now owns
probably two of the most premier IP rarity mongas of.
The same exact playbook that he did with Pokemon.
Because it's not that long ago that Beckett announced their Manga grading service.
It's like a new-ish endeavor, two years old.
Which if you ask any Manga fan, everyone hates it.
All it serves to do is create like a height-beast resale market with scalpers eventually who are gonna start buying any first-edition launches
When what's the actual goal of mongo's just to have a way for people to consume the thing they really like
You know
Not so someone goes to the store to buy ten of them to grade them to sell them back in five years or whatever
But I had a question. I think it's what most people ask
Okay, I had a question. Is it working? Has he created, at this point, a bit of interest?
And it turns out it's actually a website that tracks a bit of this. It tracks the general price of manga over time, for graded manga specifically.
And I can see there's some spikes, but we can actually hone in specifically if we look at one piece over the last let's say 30 days because he tweeted it out about a week ago.
It seems like some people got suckered in.
I think sales.
They seem mostly flat like I don't think it's working crazy dragon ball as things the one that seemed a little more.
I
Think there's more sales dragon ball it doesn't seem to be working too much. There's it look it's only a week
There's not a lot of time. I
Hope it flops
It doesn't
Seem like I think a few people kind of got hype invested. I
Hope it flops
But right now I think that's Logan Paul's next big hustle is trying to create a market for great among
Here's my question bro, any fucking riches fuck
Like Logan Paul
Has like 50x what I have right like prime is worth a billion dollars every time I see anyone talk about prime value
What is he? Why is he in another few mil?
What's he me another few mil because he bought a manga and he resells a manga. Where's that for?
I low key think he does have a relationship with PSA or Beckett that is undisclosed to push
manga grading. But that is some total hypothetical baseless accusation, but would make sense.
What other reason would it be? I mean, just for him to personally make money, for him
to drive up the value of the manga. And then in like two years, three years, if it becomes
a more solidified market, resell it. You know, if you actually bought a population one Dragonball
Z first edition, whatever, you know, but I hope it flops. I hope it flops. I think the
difference between it shouldn't be as successful as Pokemon because at least like Pokemon
had a gambling mechanic built in right like you can buy a pack and then happen to pull
the best card and get a PSA 10 like there's a gambling aspect but the Moga it's just a
utility product like it's meant to be read and enjoy there's not like a deeper it's not
like you open it up and there's a monkey D Luffy signed card they're all the other
all the exact same but anyway that was just some shit I saw I saw some other shit
This just happened right before I went live.
I don't know if you guys saw this is why I wasn't live earlier today.
Okay.
Cause I was busy watching 40 year old spit wisdom.
It's phase fucking banks.
Yup.
Phase banks is back, dude.
And he's keeping it fucking realer than ever.
And he's sponsored by poly market.
And I know senators are fuming because the recent bill that passed that
Prevent senators from betting on poly market. They're fucking pissed off because they're probably huge banks heads
Now they can't even watch his fucking content because they can't even take the value of the poly market sponsorship
He's black now. I think this is another man. I don't think it's face banks
I'm not a hundred percent sure I haven't seen him in a while
But I'm pretty sure it's a different man altogether
Anyway face banks one live
Talked about how he's back to making fucking content
And he's still a part of phase, but he doesn't run phase anymore, but maybe one day he will
Honestly, the skinny of it was I got the vibe
He low-key wants to run phase again, and he was sort of being like yo fuck man. I would love to do that. Oh
I don't have the power to whoever does could put me in charge. I'd love if they did I feel like that was what was happening there a little bit
it. But I think what he said made intuitive sense, but is it actually how the world works
in any way? He basically said he's back to content creation. I think he quit seven years
ago. I know a lot about phase banks is history, not because I used to watch phase. I never
really watched phase growing up except for phase fakie got game shout out phase fakie
He got game episode 31.
But I used to watch phase banks because I worked at this vape company called IQ Vapes
and we needed to do influencer marketing and I was looking at banks to be the main person
for a campaign I was trying to run.
So I scouted his content for like probably six months.
All in an effort to eventually sign him.
It was a fire campaign, mind you.
It was a fire campaign.
My campaign was gonna be to,
because Banks was talking about how he wanted to quit vaping.
I was gonna get him to quit vaping using our product
with a new monthly service,
where every month you receive a new pack of vapes
that are lower in milligrams of nicotine
until eventually you're smoking zero nicotine
and you're off the product.
Think about that monthly vapes kind of smart.
Did it work?
The CEO of the company rejected it.
He said, we're not ready for that level of exposure.
And then I went in every single shift and I watched streams until they fired me and
then they quit.
The whole company went under and all fuck it.
It's all shelved.
So it's all dead now.
He was probably right.
He was a really scarred man
because the company that I'd worked for had a hit product.
They had like a specific model of vape
that became widely popular
and they started to mass produce it
and their mass production was so shoddy
that their defect rate was like 8%, imagine this, right?
You're selling hundreds of thousands of units a month.
8% of them are coming back faulty.
That is such a high percentage
it shot the company's reputation into the ground. So he was terrified of running into the same thing
again. So he kept the company small, but it was burning money every month. He was a fearful man.
He had too much fear in his heart. Anyway, banks went live. While banks is live coordinated effort,
this is obviously a plan. Core boys announced his phase 2.0. The former phase boys announced
They have a new org called core which comprises Ron adapt Jason Lacey silky Marlin
And they have a new house course answer create own run everything. I don't hate it
The names are I I don't hate it. I don't like core boys. I think boys
Boys will be dated
They're gonna be coming up on 30 soon core boys you're 30 bro
What we call ourselves boys for so
But they uploaded it while phase banks was live that's drama they love a bit of drama
And then they also uploaded a house tour
I think saying that's been there's two trailers way I didn't even see this face
These banks also uploaded a trailer.
What's this?
you
to make sure that they can do this like you know, legally taxes paid comfortably.
How many of this is one of his homophobic off-riff?
the whole point is to let them know that like, hey, this is
court's a new word, but it's still the same old phase like,
yeah, we're gonna be a little homophobic. Yeah, we're gonna
call shit fucking gay sometimes. Oops, core still here,
y'all. But our shit's 20 fucking middle now. We're still
the same old phase with a new name and shit's still gay.
Okay, so it's a content creator house. This is Marlon's place. I got the idea
They gave him the dining room
So am I looking at this right they they fucking hate them they gave him a dining room, okay
We learn that we prepare we prevailed above all gods
Okay
This house is insane. This is like
But I don't know something about these houses I find them extraordinarily ugly, maybe it's just how it's decorated like obviously the bones are beautiful
But like just the countertop and like the dark wood
The cabinets like I find it very ugly
These two freezers are a freezer
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
What the frick's your note, though?
No way, you get both fridges.
This is the real deal.
Hey, I say crackers could hit any of you.
I say crackers.
What?
I say crackers.
Salt is a heaven.
Yo, okay, we gotta keep this thing up.
The last kitchen was disgusting.
Three days every day.
No, listen, listen.
If you have traffic.
I don't know the reason why it's disgusting.
That ain't clear my mind.
I guess.
Like, they're the same people who live at each house.
Like, who are they yelling at?
Like how is every person in tandem going like, yeah, keep this shit clean, bro.
Like who?
There's not like somebody that is missing.
There's not.
That's just going to be dirty next week.
No, maybe.
I remember we did a cleaning.
OK, I was.
For the.
All right.
I feel like they're rich enough.
You just get a daily cleaner, no.
Just hire a daily cleaner because all they want to do is go live and stream for X amount of hours
They make an absurd amount
I'm
Glad I never lived in a content house, man. I'm so glad I never did it
Imagine I go back there's a video of me. It's 2019. It's fucking Aiden humping a captain New Hampshire rug that I have
Slime still has hair. He's fucking making fun of me
You kind of did
I had never lived in a content house. I was a content creator with roommates
But nobody they all worked at a company
Has anyone invited you to I've been soft invited to like two content houses I was invited to join phase
Or like maybe not fully invited, but like flirted with and then another content house
I forget what
You and Qt are a content house
Like stop trying to make your point work here. I just live with my girlfriend who I love it's not like a content house
Unless you have found a video of us going what up?
Show them your room girlfriend
fuck
And I'm humping the rug
Toast said they asked you before. Yeah, I might have been asked to join offline TV
Or at least the house at some point. I don't remember to be honest. I said no, I've never um,
I've I've always been wary of it. I've always thought fuck that shit. I
Was invited to be an editor for OTK and I would have lived in that fuck-ass house
President your life would be so awesome and lit right now
The first and only white boy on OTV?
Should we dox it day zero?
What do you think boys?
Fuck it.
Let's do it.
Look at this view, these fixed mountain structures will remain behind the place that we live for
eternity.
They are marked clearly on many different public maps.
Imagine what we could do with this.
I don't think if we tried, we could do that.
We should try to do that.
We should try.
We have a 360 driveway so it goes all the way.
IRL rock and disk.
Unfortunately, they'll never be a driveway segment again.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, no, my channel of the they told us that is a driveway segment at their old house when they would have to ask somebody to
Move their car so they can move their car so they could drive out because the driveway was so narrow
Was that a driveway segment?
That makes sense
Dude they're renting a 20 million dollar house and they're geeking over a few thousand dollar grill
The whole place is 20 mil like
Your rent is like fucking 8x that shit. It's a nice grill. I'm not saying it's a bad grill
I'm just saying sometimes I
I feel like you ever watch a house tour and it's like this is a 15 million dollar home in the Maldives
Brand-new refrigerator. It's like bitch. I would hope so
Like yes, Ben 10k on the fucking fridge that house is 15 million dollars
You know what I mean? This is a bare minimum here. This is not like a point in your box. It's 15 mil
Like let's let's look around for a moment
It's a 12k grill. It's not even a percentage point of the value of the house. How much
do you think the rent is for this place, bro? The rent is probably, their rent is probably
a hundred plus. I don't even know. I can't even fathom. What are you supposed to do?
Is it divided by 40, the value of the home, isn't that it?
They said 50 to 60k each?
The last group 50k so it's 600k a year to rent.
We're locked in there, man.
Get in there, man.
Oh my God.
He comes out here.
Oh.
We would have told him that to sit like that so we could start stretching ourselves out.
Hey.
Get down below.
Again.
More.
We would hold him back and sit like that so we could start stretching ourselves out.
Hey!
Down low again.
You know, Connor said something.
It was really true.
Connor, before he streamed, spent a lot of time setting up his stream room.
And he's an awesome stream room.
But he said, I need to spend all this time setting it up now because the moment I go live and start streaming, I'll never change this space again.
And I think there, I think this is like a common thing.
You know it's like once you start using it for the function that you want to use it for you're probably not gonna make the effort to like
Make the changes that might you know make your life better in the long run
You're just gonna live with what you got and I think these guys
There it's probably a bunch of minor changes they could make that would make their life fucking awesome like this yoga mat idea
That they just won't do because they'll just start living in it
And they'll just deal with it how it is
We got it. What the hell?
She's on the couch
And the streamer all goes to faith plan
What's gonna fuck that shit? F slurs coming for that this year
And we want it written on the trophy for that there is my favorite area of the house
I'm gonna be in here every single morning like that is changing
Okay, it seems like a brand new home
Or maybe everything just in it was moved out or it was like refurbished or some shit like the pool's not done
There's nothing in anywhere it was built in 2015 so it's a pretty fucking new home
Welcome to the game of Mafia
I can smell the differences between my friend's farts for sure. I think pretty easily, yeah
Ugh, my least favorite part of Rich Bebo Homes
It is the most like gimmicky part of the house. It's like God this space could be so much cooler like oh
Bullying Ali like what are we doing here?
He was pretty bad that was pretty bad
Do I send some jealousy
No, the indoor gym. I'm jealous of
But not I'm not jealous of the bowling alley. I
Feel like it'd be so much more lit if they had like a like a arcade
Or just like a man cave or like a like a gaming, you know I'm saying like
Something that I would use practically
If they have a half court I'd be jealous of that or even a full court basketball
Yeah, they could set up a land here dude they could set up a really cool land
Do absolutely nothing for the next 12 months here. Yeah
All right, so I guess I'm in the most occluded part of the place
Please we got no outlets
But we have more real estate in the last house
No windows
Water heaters scare me. I won't lie. I know they're impressive pieces of technology
I feel like they're gonna blow up when I'm close to them for some reason
I don't have a vibe they're gonna blow up and they make blow-up noises
They make noises like you have never heard in your life
Oh
They have a lot of cars, I think, no?
I feel like some of these guys have like three cars, four cars individually, no?
I feel like Adaptrm's gonna be the best bar none.
He did such a good job decorating his last place, and I think he cares about
Being in an environment he thinks is cool or likes
I think I'm gonna put
So this is where I'm a stream right?
What do you not think about this?
I'll put the chat TV here, I'll put like some cool stuff here, fucks with this.
I think it's cool.
I don't know what it is, it's the same though the bathroom is nice.
No!
I might actually have to use that.
Bow!
morning on this shoot. It is a cool bathtub. That's a crazy bathroom face of a guy who just
joined his eighth content house. How old is that? He's still young, right? He's 20 something,
28, 27.
He's 28 ah he's in his mid 20s dude. He's chill
This is all the closet
I used to think
I had it rough because QT would take up so much of the closet space
that I would have to stack my shit under hers. Then I realized I can just start wearing her shit
and I realized my life was free. It was beautiful in a way. I just put anything I want on because
it's near my shit in the closet anyway. It's mine now. She got some good shit too.
You ever see me wear that Lord of the Rings lego list t-shirt? That's hers
She's got some really nice sweatpants, too
You know girls have more clothes and bras and panties like I'm saying I'm wearing girls clothes
And your first thought is that I have panties on like first off even if I did not that weird
Let's get over that part second off. I'm talking about the other clothes as well or two
This is a crazy oh my god, the French style today those are so ass I
Just don't understand like
Why they're still out here doing it because like who wants to take a shit?
Get up
Sit on the French bidet
Credit card their own ass with their hand
Get up like where do you dry out? You know I mean there's so many like issues with it
Is that a sink that's a French style bidet which is a separate unit to the actual toilet as opposed to an attached bidet
Which is much more popular in like Japan
I also have a supplement I have I do men's one of days I
Do men's one of days, but I do the gummy version because I like it because I like how it tastes
I've also been doing gummy creatine. I'm eating a hundred calories a day and straight up gummies for for for my daily health
So right here, we actually have four bedrooms all basically right next to each other
So right next door is actually my stream room right through here. We get both. Oh
Why not open up a little hole? No
Open up a little door that I think I'd be smart
I already got it all set up. We got the jerseys on the wall. Kobe, Luca, and Shaq.
This is not so bad. I'm not talking about business.
Oh, Symmacop.
Oh, I swear, I knew Spider-Man.
Oh, this is it. This is it.
This is not right.
Yeah, so these are from Spider-Man.
I thought you were Spider-Man.
And this was also from my birthday.
Creatine gummies are great. You should be taking magnesium in caulk 10.
man not fall for that
There's a bastard
Fuck you have to take off your fucking shirt now Marlon.
Fuck dude.
Oh.
I stole that messy jersey, hung it up on the wall.
What the hell?
I stole that shit.
What's wrong with you fucking?
Dude, I love it bro, because it doesn't matter whether you're wearing a shirt or
Streamer in a twenty million dollar house a twenty thousand dollar house or anywhere in between
You still got your fucking square shelf book shelf in the background with all your knickknacks
All your shitty little knickknacks. Yep. We're not too different you and I maybe my shit ain't 20 fucking male
But I got my knickknacks back there. Yep here. You're ready to shelf
I have my wedding a shelf hold up. Let's rate his wet at a shelf
Kind of want to do a stream rating people's wet at a shelves
He's got his plaques
Course get your YouTube plaques in there model car some figures dragon ball. Is that in Uisha? I never really watched it
it. SpongeBob, is that Peppa Pig? A lot of random Mario shit. Like, why is he got dry
bones, chained chomp? I have a feeling his girlfriend decorated it. That's my vibe here.
Wait, what did I say wrong in Uisha?
It's all PO box that makes sense
In you yasha wait really
With my whole fucking chest up to this point in my life. I genuinely thought it was called in Uisha. I
Did not know it was in you at Yasha
I've been calling it Inuyasha for 20 years.
I've never watched it. I just know I have one shonen jump that I got from the Scholastic Book Fair and it had one issue of Inuyasha, I guess.
No one corrected you? I never really talked about it much. It hasn't come up a lot.
It's Inu, Inuyasha, like dog, Inu.
Ah, Inuyasha, not Inuyisha.
LARP-er, I'm telling you, I don't even,
I don't like it, I've never watched it.
I don't even think I'm a LARP-er, I'm a,
I don't even know, I'm indifferent.
I've never watched it, I don't care to watch it.
I probably never will watch it.
I can't lark I don't care about the show
Louis over here damn us
Lot of stinkers this one. I should kind of look like a drink for
Everyone's
Why and how it's been a day since we
My fucking room is nowhere near
I mean I would be mad if someone got my bed
Get out of my bag!
Yo, Jay!
Hey!
What the fuck?
Why do you have other people explain yourself, man?
I told you I wasn't gonna...
I genuinely thought it was water bottles. It's lube, I guess.
When Jay asks the party, you gotta tell him no!
My skin is alive!
Like a...
This is so damn sad. It's crazy.
I wanna go shopping, man.
My shoes right here gonna organize everything come in my closet
Not organized at all. I just started this took me like two hours. I just saw myself
I know bro look man my chat. They love the same shit. So yeah
God's budged Bob socks
This is personally my favorite part
Such an insane home
To live in it has to be so I mean I guess I don't want to leave it
Usually an LA though a house like this is a 45 minute drive from the nearest grocery store
I like how I'm like, I don't want to leak it sounds like 53 K
902 1 0
Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California
Address number six two two four three. It's like, okay. Okay. I got it. All right. Sorry. I'm just I'm not trying to fucking be the guy
I'm not trying to fucking be the reason
Yeah, they do that a lot. Mods, can we remove the Zillow links? Mods, can we please remove
the addresses and Zillow links?
Yeah, it's kind of awesome. They should repaint it though, no?
They should 100% repaint it so there's basketball lines instead of tennis lines.
I will say a dab lost his blood his jumper seeing him at the Ludwig basketball Jam. He lost his jumper blood born stream went
Taking the 2,000 bits Barrett. I do got to play blood born at some point
But I got so many games to go through
No
I think Marlin's actually really, really good.
Lacey's actually quite good at shooting.
I think a dap drives really well.
Quezon's pretty good.
Ron's ass.
Jason's ass, I beat him.
Marlin's, wait, D1?
What do you mean?
Like you got a D1 offer?
I believe it.
Nobody.
Y'all listen, I'ma say-
I think Marlin did the 1,003 point challenge, the same one I did in here.
he like I forget what he was shooting it was like over 50% though or something
it was like something pretty high right now we chance anybody everybody
anybody oh like I'm dick-sucking I'm a d1
I think he's just actually get a basketball though.
You're so old.
I've never used the term D1 just without like any follow up.
I get the sentiment, the sentiment.
We'll figure out a role for you in kitchen.
It's kind of fake material.
Just look at it from this angle.
I'm not gonna lie bro, just really the core.
No, France.
He really tried to tie in the brand name there.
I'm not gonna lie bro, just really the core.
No, France.
Fuck man.
Feel at home here, it's almost like my core.
I don't all the creeps I think I've lived in
This is your 30th person, how's it going?
You get up there
I feel like you say that every hour
No, wait wait wait
I'm not even kidding
Them freaking mind is 150 million
Oh my God
No, my God
Wait, 31, 20, 9, 8
Why are you putting me in the same place?
Yeah, 28
You're starting out the wrong way
18 years ago
God damn
28
I'm the youngest between them
I'm 31
31 team
Oh, that's not bad
31, bro, everyone thinks I'm 40
31, they had 90 or something
31
30 was fine, bro. 31's young.
Almost done.
32.
This house is insane.
Listen, y'all, please do us a favor, like and subscribe to this channel.
It's a brand new channel.
The old one that we had last year, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we lost the password, so we're
still, we can't get down to scratch.
This is our first video, you'll see videos on this channel every week and we'll be
live tomorrow.
All right, listen, y'all, we had a little bit of technical issues.
We could not get internet.
So now our stream, our first stream together is May 2nd, little adjustment, we'll be live.
Didn't get internet.
Okay.
You know what?
That's fair.
I don't know.
I feel like internet guys, I think fake their schedule.
You call internet guy, they make up the farthest date they can think of.
Yeah, it can be there like eight days between eight and 8.30 a.m.
You know what?
tonal machine yesterday because I don't have enough room in my house for a home gym
So we did the tonal we added the tonal gym actually present cutie got for me
I haven't used it yet
Introducing the next generation. I don't know if it's fire or what the smartest most effective strength training system in the world
and made it stronger. Now lift up to 250 pounds of adaptive weight. Total power progress.
These things. It's not an ad. I haven't been paid by them. Actually, I was going to shit
on them a little bit because they were like, Hey, we can come to your place between four
and six 30. They showed up at eight PM, which is so much after the initial window. But
then I thought about it. I was like, Yeah, I guess I've never had a delivery window
hit the window. Like I can't really be mad. That's just kind of how it be sometimes.
Anyway, shout out core, bro.
Do they add subscriptions to weightlifting? Yeah. It's a monthly membership. And yes,
I will be getting gouged. That's why I don't want to chat. Are there any, um,
are there any real or ring heads in the chat right now? I'm an avid or ring hater because
I just cannot and I can afford it. I can afford it but I cannot get over the fact that it
is a monthly membership. I can't get over it. Like how the fuck are you paying monthly
or a device that costs like $400.
And when you don't pay the monthly fee, it's just a brick.
It's just a brick on your hand.
I don't get it.
Apple Watch.
I don't like the feeling.
I don't like the feeling of Apple Watch,
but it does do the same thing.
Mine's been charging for a year.
Juicero died so Peloton and Aurorings could fly.
You know, yeah, you're right.
I was going to defend Peloton, but why the fuck am I defending Peloton?
You're right.
They do occasionally, because I only use one service to the Peloton.
I do not use the classes.
I don't watch media on the Peloton.
All I do are scenic rides, and they add a scenic ride to their roster,
I'm riding through New Zealand like every other day because it's all they have that I like.
A maze fit is gas.
What are some upcoming projects with your chest in boxing media production go?
I don't think I have one.
The oorings nice.
What the fuck is a Peloton?
You know what a Peloton is?
It's just the bike.
Nice. What the fuck is a peloton? You know what a peloton is?
It's just a bike. It's a bicycle.
Oh, okay.
OK, Chad, here's the deal.
In I think 40 minutes, it's the AT&T Annihilator Cup drafts.
If you guys remember last year, we did the AT&T Annihilator Cup.
It was us, Squeaks, Tyler, one,
Emmy Rue, agent, and we're all gaming together every week.
This is where we won that league tournament together
against double lifts and lost everything else against double lift. And anyway, they're doing
a new event. They're doing another Annihilator Cup, and I am once again a captain. This year,
bit of a shift, a bit of a change. You see, this year, Tyler won, will not be on my team.
He is requested in writing that he do not team with me in the way that they acquiesced that what
request was to make him a captain of his own. So now we are both going to be sworn enemies.
We are two of the four captains competing this event. Okay. The other captains are
ADAPT and the burnt peanut. So good news, good change from last year to this year.
is none of the captains are OP. Okay. Bad change from last year to this year is they added the burnt
peanut as a captain. So now I can't watch my goober because I'll have to be live playing against him.
There goes my fucking Thursdays.
But I have to figure out what team I'm going to form.
who will make up my squad of four in addition to myself to hopefully, hopefully win this event.
Are you going to get some coaching for Cod? We're just going to write off Cod.
Okay, so let's just start there. The four games are Call of Duty, 2xKO, CS2, League of Legends,
So those are the four games, all right?
And the players are actually, I think, quite a bit weaker this year,
or maybe more balanced.
It's actually a lot of returning members to be fair.
I wonder if it's on the website.
Oh, yeah, here it is.
So courage JD's the host. I don't know how that works. Shut up my boy courage. But these are the
players, right? So we got pookie in there. Double lift is returning. Jake and Baker's returning.
And then there's some pros, right? Like you have scum.
I think myth is quite good at a lot of the games.
So, I have to, I don't know, I basically have to figure out who I'm going to draft.
Now here's the deal.
I've thought a bit about this.
I'm second in the order, okay?
I'm currently slated for second in the draft order.
Wait.
Is the draft right now?
my late. Oh no, it's a tech check. Oh my god. Holy fuck. I thought I was 30 minutes late.
I saw like 10 people in a discord call and I thought I fucked something up. So the draft
order is as follows. First pick is a peanut. Then it's myself. Then it's adapt. Then it's
Tyler one. That's the order. And then it's snakes. And then it goes Tyler one adapt
blood wig peanut. I think I have a really, I think I have a rough pick spot. I think
I think the best player to grab is either Jake and Baker Doublelift, right?
Maybe Myth.
But I think those are probably the three strong, maybe Scump as well.
What did Scump do really? Did Scump, because Scump, I don't remember.
He's quite good at Cod.
I guess Scump could solo carry Cod.
And he was pretty good at CS2 as well, right?
He's like, you know, Jack of all trades, he's actually also a, like a two time winner or
some shit, like he won it.
I think Doublelift's still probably the best individual competitor.
I don't know how much 2xKO he's played.
I think if I have second pick, I could pick Squeak's second, but I think it's a bit early.
I didn't pick Squeak's first pick last time either.
I picked Squeak's second round after picking Tyler.
I think if I picked Squeak's first round, I could.
We might just get steamroll, though, because Squeak's is not, I mean, he's going to
see us too, obviously, but let's just try to predict.
What are the picks going to be?
I think Peanut will go double lift.
He doesn't like myth, right?
Don't they have a beef?
Am I making this up?
I don't actually know, but I think they have a beef.
Oh, maybe Hutch.
He does like Hutch, right?
I could go double lift, maybe scum.
Maybe Jake and Bake.
I think if I were to not pick scump, my guess would be that Adapt would pick scump first.
Like I think Adapt would be eyeing scump. I think Adapt, I don't think he'd go Nadeshot as my guess.
He could go summit.
I feel like Tyler round one.
Do you think Tyler, I think Tyler would, hmm, who would Tyler grab?
I think he might grab myth.
I think Tyler might grab myth in emmyroo.
He could grab Squeaks though, because Tyler gets two picks.
I think he could grab Squeaks.
I think he could steal Squeaks from me.
I don't think Adapt knows who Squeaks is, candidly,
so I'm not worried about him picking up Squeaks.
Yeah, I don't I don't I don't think he knows who he is. I
Think if it went back around to adapt he probably goes
Nade shot human need probably go back no
Yeah, I I want
And then I would love to grab Squeaks in the second, but I don't know if I can wait that long if I can I probably go Emmy
Squeaks is the second best pick overall
Um for sure no for sure no
For sure not close.
And in zero metrics, I think.
Squeaks is bad at most of the games to be clear.
Like Squeaks is pretty bad at league.
Squeaks has never played to XKO.
And he's, like, good at Cod in the same way anyone is who played 1 over 2 growing up,
but he's not, like, great at Cod.
He only is good at CS2, and he's not, I don't think,
think he might be the I don't think he's the best CS2 player at the event is he?
I guess maybe he is.
But I think it's an argument.
If I go squeaks round one what would happen? If I go squeaks round one here's what I think
happens if he goes hutch and I go squeaks then I think you have adapt who maybe goes
Jake and then Tyler who'd go double lift but a double lift no way he falls that deep
I think he probably goes double lift for adapt and then Jake for Tyler
Or what he first round scum I don't think he's gonna pick up hutch
I think he's boys with hutch, but I don't think he's gonna go hutch. I think he's gonna go double lift
If I go squeaks, I think I do think adapt might go scump
I think Tyler will go like here's the deal. I think I think peanut wants double lifts.
Well, I think peanut for sure on his team like vibes wise. He's boys with hutch. Is
Is he friends with Jinji?
Someone said that.
So he's probably going to want Jinji.
He likes Summit.
So maybe he goes Summit round one.
If he doesn't pick double lift first pick, I just have to pick double lift.
It's just not a question.
It would just be such an int to not.
Like I'm all about team vibes, you know what I mean?
Like I would love to have Squeaks, Lily, Fuzly, Mee Young, but like we just get our shit
pushed in week after week.
I think this team probably could do top two in CS2.
We could maybe, we get our shit pushing on league, we get our shit pushing on cod, 2x
K.O. Lily would do well, but Fuzzi and Miang, I think would do poorly.
So I think I need double lift in there somewhere.
Do you remember how unfun losing was?
Dude, yes, I do.
And like the thing is, even if I have a vibes based team, like last year,
We also had a very good League of Legends team. We had a very good League of Legends team.
And we were able to win against, you know, the best North American League Legends player all time.
In part because how good our squad was. And that week made the event.
Had we lost that week, we would not be looking back at the AT&T Annihilator Cup with these roasts into glasses.
rose into glasses. We'd be looking back on it like it was a miserable fucking time because
we would have nothing to hold any joy in. Street Fighter was good individually. Yeah, I did pretty
well. Street Fighter individually. I was happy with my performance. But Cod was a hellhole.
CS2 was embarrassing. We still have Emmy here as well. I wouldn't mind Emmy on my
I'm down to have Emmy, Lily,
myth is interesting.
I'm not super familiar with Dizzy Ken and Jinji.
Okay, so I think this is Peanuts list.
Like who are adepts, like wands?
I think adapt to like scump.
Do you think he'll actually is boys in a shot?
I can't tell.
I don't know.
Does he know myth?
I thought Tyler might want to pick up myth.
I also think Tyler would pick up Emmy.
I think he liked playing with Emmy last year
and I think she did pretty well.
Here's the deal.
Okay, I need a bit of help.
I need a bit of help from you guys.
Because I want to get Leslie or Lily on my team and
I think there's a high shot that I can get them in the last two rounds
But I need some people
And I don't even need you to lie I just need you to spread the word
That they are dog shit gamers and I'm not saying this from my personal opinion
But I think what's going to happen, I don't think Peanut, Adapt and Tyler one are super
familiar with Lily and Leslie.
If they go to their chat, right?
If they're on the clock and adapt goes, yo chat, uh, who's the best here?
And it's like Lily Leslie on the board.
It wouldn't hurt if he sees like 500 chat messages that go, Lily's a dog shit gamer.
And then he's like, oh shit, okay.
Adapt won't be live for this.
He for sure will be.
20. Is any contractually obligated. They don't have internet.
No, okay, but he has some and he's doing the draft is today it's happening.
I think he's doing that I'm pretty sure he's doing that I pretty look.
I'm just thinking about this from the mega conglomerate POV of AT&T and I just can't
imagine that AT&T, right, is going to be like, oh, you don't have internet? No worries, dude.
We've been planning this for like probably eight months and put maybe 30% of our budget into this,
but yeah, you can just not stream if the internet doesn't work. That's chill.
Yeah, you could just skip out on the deliverable. Maybe instead I just pay you more.
I don't know. I'm just thinking of shit out loud. I'm just thinking of shit out loud.
My guess is he is going to give his cameras in audio to AT&T and then they will push live onto his stream.
So then he doesn't have to deal with needing the internet of the upload.
Tyler one just ended probably because he's doing the same. Okay, I'm just going to fucking peel back.
They're probably all doing the same thing, which is AT&T is going live for them to display the draft.
I specifically requested that I don't want to do that shit because I prefer to be live beforehand
be able to be live after talk to my chat, you know, whatever, whatever.
But, but I'm assuming that was the vibe.
It starts in 20 minutes. So we got some time here.
I
Hard to work with yeah, I can't be bro. I won't lie. I can be
I bought mangoes could have because of you did you get some tajin in them bro?
Because let me tell you mangoes are ripe right now
So none of them are live right
I wonder wait let me check what the prize pool is
Okay, so the games are Black Ops 7, League of Legends, 2xKO, Counter-Strike 2. The Call
Duty Tournament is going to be four teams, Round Robin, top two go to finals. That's
fair. League, Round Robin, top two go to finals. 2xKO is going to be four groups
of five. Best of three around Robin. Top four from each group, so only one gets eliminated,
moves to a 16 player single elimination bracket. All matches will be best of three. I hate the
way they're doing this though. I hope they're not doing it like last year because last
Last year they did a single elimination bracket with a secondary bracket that determined your
position within the bracket.
It was like single a limb, but it was like such a fake single elimination tournament
because you would play out your seed in losers, which was weird to me.
Counter strike two competitors and split it to four teams, round robin top two.
Okay.
Okay, $20,000 for firsts. Wait, what does this mean? What does this mean? $20,000 for firsts,
$100K prize pool total. Oh, so every member of the first place squad gets $20K. Whoa.
Bands, Bands, Bands. Okay. So it's not your individual rank. It's just five people get
yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. I get it.
Hold the phone. I'm excited for this. Okay. I desperately 20k. Yes, sir. Yes. Yes. I
fucking do bro. Last year I got fourth fucking plays. I need that 20k man. I think we I think
We have a good idea of what we should chase.
I think we have a good idea of who we should pick.
Super.
What's up, Super?
What are you doing, bro?
Lily's a first round pick. Dude, I don't think, and I mean this with no disrespect, any of the other captains know who Lily Pichu is.
So like, I love Lily, I think she's a great pick. I don't need, you don't blow a first round pick when you can get him in the third round, you know what I'm saying?
You don't gotta spend $20 for a fruit cup, even if the fruit's really ripe.
right. Adapt nose lily. Do you think adapt nose lily pictures.
Lily's og everyone knows lily. Do you think the burnt peanut nose lily picture is. I'm
I'm not fully convinced the burn,
I don't think the burn peanut knows who I am.
Adapt lived in her house.
Oh, true.
Fuck, he probably does know.
Adapt's probably crazy tapped in.
Maybe I need to pick up Lily first round.
Is the tournament going on DraftKings?
God willing, no.
You see, recently the Senate has been,
they passed a bill so that none of them can do prediction markets.
After there was a soldier who was found out to have made $400,000 betting on Polly Market,
market that the U.S. was going to capture Venezuelan President Maduro.
That shit's crazy.
Broght the bag.
deal. Yeah, it's kind of like when LeBron James bets the over on himself. He's just calling his number.
The mission could have failed. This US soldier is just bent on himself. You know what? I think we're
going to pull off the capture today. Could have failed. No one talks about that. Think of the
poly market betters when you pass these laws. They had it too tough for too long.
I don't know how to get rid of it. You know the worst part about prediction markets? There's
no control from the markets that they're betting on. It's not like you can run the Oscars and
and say, hey, don't bet on me.
They just get to throw it in there.
I feel like they should have some legal recourse,
but they just get to throw it in there.
You could probably ask them.
Let me tell you, because this happened, right?
QD Run Streamer Awards, they threw it on a prediction site.
She sent them like a little, hey, don't do that.
And then they just still did it.
They just ignored it.
And there wasn't like a clear legal recourse.
Did they end up finding your cousin's Corvette?
I don't think they found it.
I miss him. What the hell? I've not watched a Michael K. Japan videos yet. I was watching
shopfirebellion's valorant squad. Dude, I was watching this before I went live today. I stopped
watching it to go live. Not because I needed to go live. I could have waited.
I stopped watching it because match one, this is real by the way, match one,
they had some technical difficulties.
So they stopped showing the match altogether and they just showed a screen
that had occasional score updates for like 45 minutes.
Like this was all I was watching. It wasn't gameplay.
It was just straight up like seven six and then you wait a bit and then it's like
Eight six like what the what do you mean eight six?
How the fuck is it eight six and I'm sitting there. It's on my side screen and then it's like
96 and I'm like, what do you mean nine six? Why is my team losing?
Anyway, we lost I lost to a fucking PowerPoint slide feels bad, man
But it seems like we're winning now our valorant seems actually looking hot.
They were looking but ugly but now they're looking hot.
How much time do we have?
Okay, 10 minutes.
Oh, I should hop in the call.
Yeah, what up, Tyler?
What up, asshole?
I'm live, by the way.
Oh, no, Bobby, but I changed the way I talked to you.
How you been, man?
Chilling, like a villain.
Whipping that ass on Street Fighter.
I haven't seen you on a single minute, bro.
You're not taking this shit seriously.
I got an all you gotta worry about it.
Who you playing?
Iyana.
Okay, your ass is beating.
That's free.
You play modern, bro.
Doesn't matter if I play modern.
It doesn't matter if you had a punish game to speak of, but you have none.
Yeah, by the way, who's a little freak that I watch a clip of you?
Looking at a podcast?
Some asshole was shit talking to me.
Never seen that guy in my life, by the way, the audacity.
You talking about slime ball guy?
Surround your people you surround yourself with people like that. That's your problem. You have a chance. Well, okay first off slime would beat you in Street Fighter
Okay
He's quite good at it. So I think a hundred grand money match and his name slime slime. Yeah
He would do the hundred grand money match
Let's sit up. I'm ready. I'll set it up. Yeah, I'm not gonna be you then I'll be him. I don't care anymore, bro
You are
I've lost it all. What would you lose?
Nothing, I'm not gonna lose this either. Did you just cut a beer?
That was courage of my bad. I saw you grinding Warcraft you're in the
You're in the tournament with a truck right is that it
Is that him? I don't know any of these guys. It's grummy's tournament thingy
I know that that a trucks guy had a withdrawal. I think I believe I actually
He withdrew I think so
Oh, because he made him swap race.
Oh, really? Is that why?
Yeah, I think so.
He wanted to play, I think, human and then grubby, made him swap
and then he didn't want to learn the new character for the new race.
Yeah. Well, fucking I'm doing that.
Well, I see you sent me an invite for some Olympic shit.
What's that about?
Yeah, I want you to be in the shrieker games. Yeah.
Well, like, is it like all Olympic events?
Yeah, it's like Olympic events featuring streamers, and I wanted to see how much of an athlete you are you would come up
You would compete in the events
Are you trolling?
Usually I'm on your side here, but you did dodge the invite like the one opportunity you have to show your athlete
You're kind of dodging idiot. I have I'm doing a one million different things plus. I have two kids that have appointments
I need as well. I'm busy. I can't say yes on the second bro
I I get it but like you know an athlete wouldn't prioritize a Warcraft 3 event over an opportunity show there
What's up, you know nice to meet you bro, but I'm big T. Oh, hello big T. How are you other five days?
I'm chillin like a villain. You know me
Right now, right? I'm big
I'm live right now big O. Or excuse me big P. Are we supposed to be right here right now like right?
Technically we're not technically live yet, but we're about to be in seven minutes and 20. I'm live
Okay, so don't be racist right now starting now. Yeah, but we've got a separate setup Ludwig is live
So we're live essentially. Yes, gosh. Okay. Wow. Yeah
I was wondering so a guy's gonna come in here. He's gonna tell us what to what to do
All I'm doing it. You're the guy. Yeah, I'm the guy I'm in charge
There thank you
I don't know if you can tell, but I'm switching a bunch of words to crap and screwed and stuff like that.
So who you thinking of picking?
Ludwig, you might have called him back in V-Mix.
Oh, I'm in V-Mix.
I see you. Thank you.
Sorry, what'd you say, Peanut?
None of your business, pal.
I've got one gentleman in mind who I will be swooping up as quickly as I can,
But I cannot say who I do not want to ruin the surprise
But let's just say he's probably on a couple of your lists as well, but use mine. I'm first round picking hutch
I can tell you right now. Well, you can do it. Oh shit. Oh first round first round. I get second pick
No, wait, you're not taking hutch. No, you're not a
100% peanut peanut your friend. You can pick whoever you want. I know but I have to choose skill over my boys
I'm assuming you're going double. Well, you know, how about we save this? Let me mute up. Yeah. Yeah, my bad. My bad. I'm gonna pick. I promise you on everything. I'm gonna go back. I gotta go back.
Planted the seed.
I think hutch is a fire pick by the way because the here's the deal double lift is obviously
the best but hutch has competed in the last four three or four AT&T annihilator cups.
He has been playing in almost every AT&T annihilator cup.
He's very good.
You shouldn't have said double lift.
I mean, it's not a fucking mystery that Doublelift is the best pick.
He has won the last two Annihilator Cups.
Like, it's not a secret, you know?
You can't be, it's like, oh my god, I have this secret MLB team that I think's gonna win.
They're called the Dodgers.
Oh, don't expose it, dude!
They might not have known!
That was underground!
Like, everyone knows Doublelift is the best pick, but I think there's not a clear second best pick.
I think you could go scum for caught.
I think you could go summit for CS2,
but I think Hutch is actually a low-key all-arounder.
I think Hutch is like Jake and Bane.
I think he's being slept on,
because Jake and Bane has won twice.
Jake is not fantastic at any game.
And I didn't mean that with disrespect, by the way.
He's a good gamer, but he's not like scum at a game.
You know, he's not like all in awesome at one game.
He's just an all-around tryhard who's good at most things that he puts time into and he will put the time in
And I think Hutch is that same sort of bot. So that's why I think Hutch would be a good-ass pick
Hutch gets frustrated though. Yeah, that's not something I really deal with
I'm quite a mellow. I'm quite a mellow guy. I'm quite chill over here. Skump dropped a
nuke on you. I remember that. You don't have to bring it up. I remember that.
Alright y'all, the event starts in two minutes. I gotta pee real bad. Hold up, I gotta pee.
I forgot dude check it out they made a bunch of cookies of
everyone in the event they made my late wig they made my late wig what the fuck
They made foosleys among us note tanker get owned
Tiler one gets six foot five legend wait, why do I get Lake Week and he gets six foot
fight what the fuck
it's so awesome
That is yeah, that's the one I'm gonna eat that is awesome, bro
That is actually awesome.
I think whoever makes these puts so much love into them, into like the graphics form.
Fake family.
You should say happily married.
I don't know what to buy.
All right, courage.
Okay courage your mic is up coming in five four three and we're gonna fade on two one
Fade and go courage ladies and gentlemen welcome to year six of the AT&T
Annihilator Cup
This is going to be quite the tournament this year as we have 20 of the most prominent streamers
Competing across four of the biggest games in the world with a gigantic prize pool a prize pool
almost as big as Squeaks' head. But we'll get to that soon. Let's take a look at the games we'll be
playing across these four weeks. We are going to have a lot of fun week in and week out as we'll be
kicking things off on May 7th with Call of Duty Black Ops 7 on May 14th. We'll be playing League
of Legends on May 21st to XKO and then the tournament will be culminating in a Counter
strike two competitive day on May 28th. Now throughout the event each game will be played
with teams of five and different rules based off the game but if anybody wondering what's
up for grabs 200,000 dollars on the line. 100,000 for the winning team alone is to
raise the stakes. AT&T will donate $10,000 to the weekly MVP's charity of choice, but
AT&T will also be rewarding connection. My charity is my polymarket account extra $5,000
weekly to the player with the most assists each week and call of duty league of legends
and CS and for 2x KO AT&T will reward the streamer that plays the most unique champions
totaling up to $1,000 donated to charity by the end, but don't forget
You guys can get in on the action to each week starting with week one
AT&T is hooking up lucky viewers with exclusive game prizes including a gaming headset
Figurine give me the fight stick bro board. Is that are we end of the tournament one lucky fan will score a state of the art gaming PC
I mean
This is going to be legendary. I can tell you right now because
Already had our four captains in this call. So, you know what?
Without further ado, let's get right into it
It is my honor to introduce the four captains for this year's AT&T
Nylator Cup. I'm now joined by the Burt peanut Ludwig Tyler one and adapt
gentlemen
Let me let me get right into it
What week who are you most afraid of and why is it Tyler one? I
Don't feel Tyler one, but let's just get that out of the way. I'm not scared of him
He's scared of me, which is why in his contract he put cannot team with Ludwig this year
I'm scared of you grief every single time you're with how much trash
I have a better record than a then you in Street Fighter 6 heads ahead. I beat you
No, nice a year ago play me and now you grief
You need to grind to catch up to my level.
You are a guy who starts out bad at games.
They take you years to get rid of them.
Sorry.
He came at me, by the way.
You put in the contract, we can't team together.
Okay, gentlemen, we'll get into it.
We'll get into it.
Bert Peanut, welcome.
I think a lot of people have eyes on you to see how you do.
You're surprisingly pretty darn competitive
when these tournaments kick off.
Yes, I, yes, yes.
Yes, I actually won my first tournament a while ago.
I've been in lots of tournaments.
I'm hoping to make this my second after tournament
when I'm crafting the perfect team.
We will keep all of these fools
who think they have a chance with ease.
And ADAPT, week one Call of Duty ADAPT,
I think all eyes are gonna be on you
to see if you can kick things off with a tournament lead
because looking at this call right now,
you are definitely better at Call of Duty
than all three of these guys probably combined.
Yes, objective fact, 100% I'm not worried about.
You don't know PSL?
Like, Pina or Tyler won at a...
Oh, he plays what game?
I don't know what he's talking about.
PSL versus the former group that is now known as CORE.
Congratulations, by the way, on the announcement.
Thank you, thank you.
I don't know what the PSL thing
that you're bringing up is though,
but I am excited for week one
and the rest of the weeks just to remind everybody
you know that I do do this.
Yeah.
Okay, you played one video game.
We didn't even know what League of Legends was.
I met him like last month, he was like, wait, what's League?
I was like, dude, this guy is not about this life.
I'll tell you that much.
Who's not?
You, Ludwig and Peter are not about this life.
You're not about this life.
Oh, wow.
I'm about this.
You don't know me, fool.
Well, I do have some breaking news to share.
This will be a snake draft where each of you
will be picking four players to round out your team of five.
And I do have the information on who will be picking first.
So the snake draft will be in this order.
Peanut will be picking first, blood rig second,
adapt third, and Tyler won fourth.
Now, peanut first pick, that's a lot of pressure.
Do you have a strategy that you're gonna look for
with this first pick?
Are you picking your friends?
Are you picking the sweatiest player?
What are you going with?
He's not picking his friends.
I'll tell you that much.
I will be picking the cream in the crumb,
the symptom piece, the madman, the annihilator.
Do I say his name by now or is this not a game?
No, not yet, we're not done yet.
He's not yet.
Okay, well, I, all right, production,
can we at least, can we show our players
before we get into the draft?
So everyone can see how the streamers competing.
That'd be nice to see.
Just so we can, I'm gonna make my friends.
Maybe we can show, yes we can.
All right, so here's a look at everyone competing
in the event.
You'll take a look at streamers from all across our industry.
Obviously, Jinji, who is far better than Peanut at any game they play.
Hutch MF, who has very much no nipples at all.
Squeaks, who, honestly, I just saw him in person.
Nasty every different game he plays.
Nade Shot and Scump, a legendary duo.
Then-
He's going to go double lift.
Who's the sleeper pick?
Emeru, sleeper pick.
Lily Peaches-
Chad, he's going to go double lift.
And I wonder-
A Ludwig, is there any strategy you're coming to this with or are you just flying by the
seat of your pants here?
I actually have a pretty good idea.
I think first round is going to go burnt peanut grabbing double lift.
I think I'm going to go with Hutch MF.
I think a dap is going to go with scump and Tyler one might go with some.
We lost your mic.
We somehow lost Ludwig's mic.
My bad.
He said that he's back.
Yeah.
I think I know the exact first round.
I think I know everything is going to happen.
Okay.
Good.
I mean, I know we could banter all day about this,
but we got selections to begin with,
and I'm eager to see who the first pick is.
So play the music, we don't have music
that's not in the budget.
We've got 60 seconds on the clock.
Go ahead, make your first selection,
kick off the 2026, 18T, a nine-liter cup draft day.
The first choice I am making is going to be
simple choice a very very simple choice is mr. double-lint mr. double-lint I'm
picking him for my team he is the demon he is the annihilator and I will he will
lead us to victory he will need to speak to me a lot of head shaking here
Tyler one what you're not you're not having that that's double if to win you
peanut all of them not a single one every single one he's not winning you
league he's not being me I'll tell me that right now he's waiting to call a
duty he's really good at every single one of you know any of doublest
accomplishments outside of the 18c and I like a I I don't even know what is he
looking where you want to come okay I'm the smallest man oh this is a gun
This is a gun choice. All right, and I've never run my gun choices never run trust me
You was you was the out of the battlefield
You see a double lift. We had a pure ranked score average breakdown
We're basically everyone competing in the tournament
Rated other players in the tournament from one to five based off how thought how good they thought they were at the game
Double lift unsurprisingly to anyone was the highest playing in the pure ranking at a 4.86 out of five a close second
Basically everyone thought you were about even in skill Tyler one to double it. Is that fair is that true?
I beat him last year. I don't it's just it is it is we beat him, right?
We we beat him I
Beat him. I you didn't say a single word
He's baiting me go we gotta keep going man. It's Ludwig. You're officially on the clock with the second egg
We go with
It's a good question. I think there's a lot of talented gamers here.
I think I'm going to go with the one who can solo carry a week.
I think it's great energy.
Give me scump.
Oh, OK, OK.
Go adapt an immediate reaction right there.
I think adapt.
If you got scump on your team, I think that that would have
immediately won you week one.
Is that is that are you sad to see him off the board?
Yeah, it would have been cool to run it with scum for sure, but now we got to look at this
more long term, right?
We're playing two different games.
It's not just Call of Duty.
I can handle Cod, but I feel like someone who's on the board right now who provides
a lot of value what I'm hearing from multiple sources at the third pick, give me Jake
Big oh
Jake and bacon an immediate reaction from two of our players who've competed in an AT&T and I let her come in the past
I've been a player in an AT&T and I let her come in the past. Let me tell you something
This dude Jake and big is going to out grind everyone in this tournament. He's got nothing going on AT&T and I let it comes up
He has 60 hours to cry like what do you do Jake have something in your calendar, bro
That's true
as a good pick.
Adaptive, Adaptive,
Jake and Backe is playing and practicing 60 hours a week
on these different games.
Will you be there with him for all 60 hours
of the practice each week?
Every single hour.
I'm gonna be back with my two.
Duh.
What?
Oh yeah.
There's just no way I'm eye-gellin'
and I'm just leaving him out there puttin' in pain.
I gotta show up the same way he is.
Don't be captain.
Okay, well, I'm looking forward to seeing you
all those practice sessions adapt so now for everyone wondering if you're not
athletic at all like many people including made shop or just unaware of
how drafts work this is a snake trap so because Tyler one is picking last in
round one he's actually gonna get back to back pics now see what I want to get
your moment of glory so go ahead you're on the clock I feel like he might go
squeaks here you go you might go so usually these first round picks are
like game winners, right? Usually you'd think DoubleS to game winner, scum game winner, right?
They win their titles.
They're these Greeks, bro.
Uh, Jacob makes it like it all around. Well, that leaves about one title up for grabs right
now and that's Counter Strike, right?
Okay.
So I gotta go with a Counter Strike player. I'm gonna have to hit up Summit 1G here.
He's an overall decent, knowledgeable league player. He understands the game, decent
at Cod, right? So first pick I'm gonna go with is Summit. We're gonna snack Summit.
Summit 1G, yeah, I mean, Summit's great at any game he plays.
Does that scare you at all, Ludwig, to see what a dynamic do?
Two of the fiercest competitors that are probably in this event,
Tyler won in Summit.
I know you have a long history with both of them.
I can see kind of a little bit nervous right now.
I mean, it's a strong start, but first round's easy.
There's a lot of good players.
I'm curious who we go second round.
Wow, all right.
That's a professional segue right there.
I guess we'll just get right to kicking off round number
Tyler1, you've said Summit is gonna help you win Counter-Strike wall, who's gonna help bring you up in other games right now, you're officially on the clock.
Now this thing's gonna be a little bit difficult, right?
I need like a Jake and Baker on my team.
This player's a try hard, absolute try hard on everything.
We have a new game this year, 2x, first time, right?
Will Street Fighter and all of the other Street Fighter translate to 2x?
I don't know, I don't know.
Let's break, give me Emily Wink.
Mmm
I think that's a smart pick
I think you wouldn't have got her last one too
That's a good pick
I actually think it's genuinely a good pick
Good pick.
Come on.
Not even.
Where did he just go?
The sun was blinding me.
I couldn't see the roster.
Oh, okay.
My bad.
Sorry.
Oh, my bad, Pina.
You think you're outfitting him right now?
Oh, hundred, hundred acts.
Hundred acts.
You kidding me?
Gears are turning.
The numbers I see them in my vision.
I'm seeing them.
By that, do you mean your chat?
No.
It's all coming to me from the ether.
Okay.
Who's the top laner that someone played?
that is not up in that little bit tournament last year is one of my favorite clips.
You've got Jake and Bake, who's a very all around player who's going to be sweaty, grinding
each week.
Yeah.
He never shenalted.
It goes just tell me the old rules.
So I could go a few different directions here.
I'm thinking on the board right it's between these two but give me miss let
me get miss okay okay this is a great choice another person who is very well
rounded across all games so right now a dapp is your strategy just to get people
that are gonna be reliable you're basically the thought processes you're
only as strong as Eureka's Lincoln right now.
I'm not seeing very many weak links on this team.
100% we're just trying to build a good core.
You know what I mean?
Be versatile, get some depth going,
and that's kind of where I'm at mentally with this draft.
OK, now, Adap, are you confident enough
to be an IGL type of captain?
Or are you going to kind of be the captain that is about?
Oh, oh, immediately, Tyler1 shakes his head no,
and you respond absolutely you're confident.
I don't think Tyler won it's familiar with my game.
Oh, we'll see, bro.
We'll see.
OK.
Hey, this is what the Annihilator Cup's all about.
We need that trash talk.
Ludwig, your first round pick was scumped,
one of the greatest call-de-de-players of all time.
So I think you probably got your week one set up.
But where are you headed for your second pick?
I think I'm entering with a similar frame of mind
to Tyler.
I want someone for CS2, but I actually
I don't think he picked the strongest CS2 player that was available on the board.
Oh, here we go.
Give me face hit level 10, 25k premiere rating.
Give me squeaks.
Oh, he's buddy every time.
That's every boy every single time, Ludwig.
I stick with my friends, Sumi.
Friend of Ludwig.
Good picks, good picks.
Is this, like a Nepo pick right here where he's just getting picked because he's your boy,
or you think he's actually that skill?
Think his resume speaks for itself. He's faced at level 10. I don't think some it has hit face at level 10
I mean obviously he used to be great at counter strike, but
He's not playing counter strike these days. He's rp-ing with peanut
Give me a competitive gamer
There's a little bit of RP in there peanut. There's a little bit of RP I
Will say squeaks pretty darn good
He is one of the few players in this list that is rated at a zero on 2xKL
That means that the peers in this thought he was going to be one of the worst players
His highest rating is actually CS at a 4.2 out of 5
So just below sub at 1g a great choice there from Ludwig, but now peanut
Inpatient you had the first pick in double lift one of the strongest players in league lead far better than Tyler one
It's time for your second pick.
Nina, where are you headed?
It's just a second.
Give me 26,000, Premiere Point, face it level 11.
Hutch at map.
He's alive.
Whoa!
I don't know what that is.
Hutch at map.
Hey.
Okay.
Now Nina, talk to me.
You've got a long history with Hutch.
Is Hutch simply just...
What are Hutch's strengths as a teammate in your community?
Let me tell you something. He has never lost a game in CS2 call of duty. He was actually scum's mentor
To XKL he practically invented that game. I'm doing this guy. We have left sort of get me started
He could one v five. I might just sit the back and relax with a nice ty cola
He is the best gamer. I have ever seen in my entire life. We buy I'm basically cheating at this point by picking hot
I'll tell you something about hutch
I'll tell you something me when you start losing the game
He's gonna be the first person to start shooting you guys out.
Peanut, when you start dropping kills, Hutch is gonna let you know.
He'll be loud about it.
Uh-oh.
Okay, okay?
We hard core game all the time.
I heard you guys hard core game.
That's our synergy.
And I will say, Hutch has like thousands of hours on League of Legends as well.
He plays, he was streaming League, I think, yesterday.
So, he's-
He's got no friend.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
And now, Peanut, one last question about Hutch.
Are you worried about his tiny hands not being able to reach across the keyboard?
I was worried about that. I was worried about that.
But I don't think... I think if you lock in, he can overcome that adversary and play like the rest of us.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Okay. Well, we are about halfway craft so far.
So we've got tens of thousands of people watching across all different channels.
Do me a favor. Go right now across social media. Go tag AT&T on X.
Let us know who you think the best team is so far put it in the chat. Let me know your predictions
Give me your honest thoughts are still a lot of incredible players
I disagree
Out of the all-around gamers that are captains right here. None of these guys even come close to me
And I'll guys come on. Come on. Let's not play a character. None of these guys are close to me in gaming overall
So I
I agree with that
game. Come on. 1v1, 80 day, any time, rain or shine. You got it right. We are not close
at all, Tyler. Okay, yes, you play Call of Duty. That's it. You're not just win league.
Between us is enormous. I'm telling you. Two X. I'm botting you guys. I don't know.
Listen. And then I'm competitive in counter strike. You're not competitive in counter
I'm going number four with 50, what's so funny?
I'm going number four, you're a boomer.
The way you said I'm competitive in Counter-Strike, you didn't sound confident.
Okay, but overall gaming wise, I'm the best.
So I add to my team.
You guys, if you were to be drafted, you'd probably be like late fourth round picks.
No offense.
Wow.
No offense.
first pick and we did mention
at the top of the show, but $200,000
up for grabs, adapt $20,000 per player.
If you guys take it all home, what do you think
you'd first do with that $20,000 when you get it
adapt?
What are you going to spend it on?
Try the gas bill, the electric bill, and the rent first.
Yeah, all right, those three.
I saw your house.
There's nothing left over after that.
No, nothing.
Got fire insurance.
There's a whole bunch of new things I'm finding out about.
Yeah, but I'm excited.
We'll see.
OK, well, look, we're halfway through the draft, which
means we're restarting the snake draft.
So Bert Peanut, you are back on the clock
for your third pick.
To everyone watching right now, this
is the official kickoff draft day of the 2026
AT&T and I let her come where Ludwig
Alongside their teams will be facing off
Across four different games weekend and week out in the month of May with a total prize pool of $200,000 and up to
$70,000 being donated to different charities of their choice. So
Peanut, let's see it. What's your third day? All right? I just swapped up my third pick last
Second my third pick. I should use text in the chat and told me to pick my fourth pick
my third pick just in case I'm going with the unstoppable Mr. Nade shot
Mr. Nade shot Lock-in point and I find Lancer also no that's it yes
oh that is a handsome picture that was when the hair was died on peanut you
have got one in the winningest North American all-duty players of all time in
Nade shot and one of the winningest the legends players of all time in
in Doublelift. What is Hutch and Meph the most winningest in?
Um, I mean, it'd be easy to answer what he's not.
That's fair. That's fair. I don't want to take up too much time, actually.
I don't want to have to give the whole list here. He's basically the best in every game.
And actually, I had a conversation with him last week. I said,
how many times better are you than Tyler won? He's given me a range of five to ten.
I personally thought five. He thought ten, but we'll see you out there.
Well, in the, uh, yeah. We'll see what he gets to.
and Daychalk will absolutely be a great in CS and call of duty, but I have no idea what to expect
when it comes to League of Legends and 2xKO, but he is very competitive. Ludwig, we're back to you.
You've got Scum and Squeaks. Who's pick number three? I think it's a no-brainer. I think she is
is one, maybe two in terms of 2x skill,
probably top five in League of Legends skill,
top 10 in CS2, bottom two in Call of Duty.
That's all right.
We'll carry her in that one.
Give me Lily Pichu.
Lily Pichu.
I was wondering what she was going to get picked
because looking at the peer-ranked score averages,
she is near the top in League of Legends
as Ludwig chose as well as 2x KO.
I believe a lot of people are wrong, she's competed at fighting game events before.
Like she is probably the most diverse in this.
I think she went to Evo, I think she beat the creator of Tekken there.
No, she's a gamer.
And I know she's got nothing to do.
So she's going to be practicing every day.
Okay, alright.
So nothing to do is the decision here.
Does streaks also have nothing to do?
Is that like a common theme here?
People with just zero in their schedule because I need people who are gonna put the hours into grind for me
Yeah, but he's got 15 years of call duty be the best
Kids to be fair
He's got two kids
Okay, wait, did his cookies say fake family on it from that thing?
They said this for my crazy.
He's happily married with two kids.
Okay, well, he's married.
I don't think he has kids.
Hey, I'm here for production.
We've got to keep going, and they send their love
to speak to his children.
Adapt, you are up next with pick number three.
Got it, got it.
So, Lud did snipe Lily off the board.
We were looking to bring her in.
So, with the third pick,
gimme Emmy, let me get Emmy.
Emeru, okay.
And she is, oh wait, we're gonna fix the draft board.
Don't worry, don't worry, can bug out for a second.
There we go, we're fixing it.
Emeru, okay, so again, another great,
I feel like this is the team
that is incredibly well-rounded.
I have not seen a weakness
good pick. Retweet. Listen. These are bad teams. The depth here that's what we're building.
Right? Yeah. I like that. I like that a lot. And with you guys doing 60 hours of practice
with my Jake and Bate, I mean, what's going to stop you guys? Right? You might say hop
in the call right after this. Nothing. Yeah, we're going right. We're going right into
practices after this. Screaming off. Perfect. You know, Emeru is one of the highest rated
League of Legends players on the list just below either one and double lift so
Manfavor here in the peer voting so another strong League of Legends player off the board probably the one that'll be leading you on your team at DAP
either one
The lecture read you got back to back picks again
These are the the real juicy picks that matter that means something. Oh, yeah
Maybe not the greatest players in the world, but people that are able to learn and hold their own and I always say it's not about your strongest
It's about your weakest
Man, you are self
who?
Who said yourself I think you said yourself too. I think he's got me messed up somebody else
He won there's a lot of vitriol at you, man
You see that because he's a pro is what it is. They decided to me up
I'm like, oh, they're gonna get three other real competitors
And I got like an IRL streamer an arc waders player and then let me just got back from from from China
Like I don't know what we're doing here. I'm world travel. Wait, what category am I?
Wait, wait, wait, stop wait stop for a second. I gotta I got 10 seconds. Oh, you're good. Oh, sorry. The timer is going. Yes, okay
Five seconds Tyler one
All right, we do
Hold on hold on wait give me like 10 more seconds, 10 more seconds please
I'm hearing the squad again, 10 more seconds
Give me give me a
Ref
Please this is the whole idea this matters I have the back to back please
Productions wait, okay give me
I see that Gizzy Kitten was legendary eagle
Pick matter daddy
That's actually not bad, bud.
Give me Dizzy Kitten.
Dizzy Kitten? Okay, great.
Let's try the third pick.
Dizzy Kitten, one of our highest ranked counter strike players at their peak.
We'll see exactly, you know, how she can do with adding Tyler won as a captain.
Because I can tell you right now, counter strike is a game that you can tilt very easily at when you have to carry someone.
Well as bad as you are Tyler had a game like Counter-Strike with only 50 hours and gold no before so
Her plate is going to be full there
We'll see we'll see exactly what she can do, but I am looking here and he doesn't have much experience across the other game
So it's gonna be up to some of her teammates to really
Help her learn to become well-versed in League of Legends and 2x KO, but you know what everyone here
Great at being a good teammate great at all about connections. So let's see
W stall, I was just thinking that.
60 seconds, 4 picks remaining. Who will be your final pick for your team?
Uhhhhhhh...
I'm going with the Twitch chat recommended this time, but my brain's a bit cooked here. I had other suggestions.
We're gonna go with Genji.
Genji? Genji? Is it Genji?
Immediately a reaction from Burt, Peanut.
Wait, hold up, what if you pick someone else instead?
You're gonna train somebody? Peanut or what?
Good, no, no, just pick someone else.
I
I'm gonna go as far as to say Jinji has been in his chat the whole time and I believe is the person who told him to pick
Nade shot last round hoping
I did you got to trade me either. I'm trying to win. I'm sorry, bro. Hey, I'll give you
Give me a touch. I'll give you a gg you choose, bro
Now you're just playing dirty
Wait, wait, hold on. I just got tagged by about four different people at once. There are no trades allowed
Oof from the official production team axes
takes you back seas
No takes his back. No takes his back seas. Unfortunately, that's big. That's big.
Keynut, you are about to be a sad
cashew as you. Sorry, is that, is that, is that? Yeah, yeah, that's a little something. That's a little something.
I didn't mean that. Wow. Okay, so Jinji. Well, again, known for being
a fantastic well-versed player in many different games
because of the fact that she can deal with peanut,
screaming and trolling the whole time
and still get out with gear.
She basically is someone who can be the glue
for your team, Tyler won.
She deals with daily peanut screaming
in different outfits, making sounds like,
I can't, let's leave.
I carried the team.
I don't be doing any of that stuff.
That's all lies, deep state lies.
All right, well hey, Genji, rounding out team Tyler won.
We're gonna do a full breakdown of each team at the end of this.
So stay tuned with a bit more news about our tournament.
Adapt your back on the clock one final time.
Who are you going with?
Got it, got it.
Question, do I also have five minutes to choose?
This one, I don't know.
Yo, I don't know, I don't know, I have five minutes.
More research is done.
You can have five minutes, I'm pretty sure.
It was like 120, 100 seconds, but okay, okay.
I'm looking at the board here.
Who are you?
Are who are you?
I love what do you think?
If you were me, I'm going to tell you what I am.
Because I think I know who I want to pick, but who would you pick?
It's tough.
I think all three of these are actually pretty good picks.
They all were made in the lab to be the worst gamer you've ever seen.
But I think, hmm, you know, I'll let you do you.
I don't want to influence you.
Okay, good comps.
I think with the last pick, give me Mia.
Okay, let's do it.
That's a good pick.
There we go.
So the team officially rounded out right there.
Adapt, look, I mean, you're sitting there.
Who's the pick?
Can you say the pick again?
It was Katamina, aka Mio.
Yes, there you go.
Katamina officially chosen, sorry, we named,
Adapt, looking at your roster.
We got a great squad.
I like this team.
Adapt, I'm not gonna lie.
You might be the worst player on your team by far.
And that's fine.
And not in Call of Duty though, not in Call of Duty.
Oh, okay, my bad.
This is a four week competition.
So, I think you have a very well-rounded team,
a team that is gonna gel very well together.
I feel like your pseudo captain is about to be Jake and bake so you're gonna be the vibes. He's giving a strategy
I'm like what I'm seeing. Okay, so
That leaves two players left where are you headed with your second to last pick? Yeah
in a way, I'm crowning last pick here, and I think
It is undeserved who's going to receive last picked. I think she's actually a much better gamer than who I'm actually going to pick
Okay, but I lost a 1v1 to her. She since then is a better gamer than me. I have to give it to her. Give me foosley
Wow taking foosley
This is one of the loudest players in the entire event that might be distracting and throw off the comms
For Ludwig's team, you know Ludwig, we were just at your counter strike event this past week
And I noticed that even in a competitive setting
who was dancing and celebrating the whole time.
You worry about having an ultra competitive person
like Scump on your team thinking that she's not taking this serious enough.
Yeah, it's possible Scump thinks she's cringe and hates screaming with us,
so he basically ignores us for four weeks straight.
But, you know, it's a risk I'm willing to take.
Ultimately, I just hope right now she is booting up black ops 7
and practicing and not like reacting to this or something done.
Oh, she's probably reacting and screaming to this
and it's probably upset at me for saying that.
Get online, Fusili.
You know what?
And you know, it's funny you mentioned that,
Lubbock, because Yvonne is the final pick
for Burt Peanut's team.
And Burt Peanut, I'm gonna tell you this right now.
If you guys somehow lose the League of Legends week
with Doublelift, Hutch, and Yvonne on your team,
who is Emerald Peak Rank,
you should be kicked out of the AT&T and Island or come.
Exactly why I'm picking you Bob. It's a good dominate. We are gonna dominate
You're gonna win. None of you have a chance. We just clarify you're picking her
Yes
Yes, I am I like that the choice. I am good choice. Yes solid choice great great. That is a great choice
I like that big. Thank you. Thank you great choice being a she also thinking about it for a moment
She also gold Nova and counter strike which looking at these captains here
I think that might be equal or higher ranked in all four of you
Well, hold up. I'm 14.7k premiere, but
Didn't need to berate you there. I don't think anyone even knows what that means, but all right
We've officially got our teams selected
What a time that was all right. So before we sign off our captain's let's go through each team
We've got team peanut to start peanut again. Give me your final thoughts on your team and give me one last line or a bit
More trash talk towards your fellow captain's daddy. You got your squad
Yeah, my squad is obviously the best usually everybody just on everybody just saw we are gonna win the league of legends out of the water
Scum we already know he's nerfed. He's got kids. He has that time to practice. We've got double left
All right. He is he is a call of duty master. I have a call of duty master. They thought he's okay
He you know he's something he'll help out. He'll try his best. Yvonne absolute demon as well
We will win every game all four weeks. No competition. It'll be so far on the lead of board
You'll wonder if you're even competing in the tournament. Wow
Wow, I'm really done. Okay next we've got a Ludwig's team
Let's see where his lineup ended up at Ludwig scum squeaks Lily Pichu and Foosley
I feel like this team might have been crafted in a lab.
This is my sleeper pick for best team in this event.
Yeah, I don't think it's a sleeper.
I hope to win so hard that all three of my fellow captains hate Thursdays.
They look forward to Fridays so they can get it over with,
and it would be a miserable part of their day.
That's really my goal.
A good save, really good save right there,
as we'll be taking place on Fridays in the month of May.
You're taking us to make us love Fridays?
Yeah.
I think everybody loves Fridays already.
Is this Fridays or Thursdays actually?
It's Thursdays, it's every Thursday.
Okay, this Thursdays, sorry.
I'm wrong.
Ludwig is right.
I heard you lost the game.
You're married to me, I'm out.
Courage, gigs up.
I'm out of here.
All right, Ludwig, your team was great.
Adapt, let's take a look at your squad one more time.
We've got Adapt, Jake and Backe,
Myth, Emeru, and Katamena.
This to me is the team that is more well rounded
than everybody else here.
Adap, how excited are you to get this competition kicked off?
Oh, I'm hyped.
And I'm really excited with the squad.
We got, like you said, a very well-rounded team,
versatile at every game, week one, call of duty, obviously.
Come on, we're taking that.
And then every week after that, it should be a breeze.
And we'll see.
I'm excited.
I'm really excited.
And to show Tyler one, two, because I don't think he was really
knowledgeable about who his captains are, co-captains.
So when we get on Kod, I pray that the bracket lines up
and I get to play his deal and knock him off.
I already gave you props on Kod, man.
You can play Kod-ish.
Maybe you can play Kod.
We'll see, man.
We'll see.
Sorry.
No, I still do it.
All right.
OK.
Well, adapt.
I'm excited to watch you guys compete.
Tyler won.
Finally, last but not least,
let's take one more look at your team here.
Tyler won.
Summit 1G, Emily Wang, Dizzy Kitten, and Jinji.
An awesome squad.
This is gonna be a lot of fun.
Tyler, I feel like you're just gonna get
probably bossed around by this team and let the victory.
I get bossed around by nobody.
I'm gonna say that right now.
League of Legends is gonna be me
against Doublets into story.
who can shot called their teammates better.
And as I showed last year,
I'll show it this year again.
That'll be me.
Counter strike, it's ours called.
We're probably gonna sack.
That's fine.
I think it's everything will come down to two X
and that we will have the better fighting game players
for that tournament and shock the world.
Okay. Okay. Wow. All right.
They would be a shock.
I agree with him.
Raise your hand.
Did you raise your hand and know that?
Did you have something to say to him?
Or believable upset if you were to pull up a win
any title. Yeah, I agree. Can you name two characters and two FKO adepts? Name, name, name two characters.
What? What? Yeah. Okay. Okay, okay. It's an audio game.
Feedback in the production. Remember, everybody, you're going to watch these four teams go out
it every Thursday, as Ludwig said, and I was wrong on through the month of May across four
different games and make sure you guys tune in to root for your favorite team
but also have a chance to win some epic prizes so one more time thank you to our
great captains for joining me here today there's a look at our tournament
schedule called any black ops seven new legends 2x ko and counter strike to
captains thank you guys so much I look forward to see you all starting on May
7th with week one of the 2026 AT&T annihilator cup go meet your teams
The best teams, best of luck, and the best team win.
Sir.
All right.
Yes, sir, thank you.
Thanks for being here.
Thanks for joining us for the draft.
Before you guys head on out, let's go and take a look at one
more, or sorry, before you guys meeting the viewers.
Let's take a look once more at how this is all going to
break down.
Remember, $200,000 on the line, $100,000 for first
place alone.
Can you hear me?
It is going to be insanely juicy each week, seeing.
All right.
Chad, there it is.
There's the teams.
Hold up. I genuinely think I crushed that draft in every aspect
in terms of competitive level, in terms of fun level.
Like I think we nailed that.
We nailed that.
I think we crushed it, bro.
I'm pumped with the squad.
I think here's the deal.
We have given up League this year.
League last year was like our big game this year,
we're fucked.
And I think that's fine.
I think that was a decision I made.
Why are we trying to battle against a team that has double,
left a team that has Tyler won in League of Legends?
It doesn't make sense, you know?
But I do think we have the best Call of Duty player.
I think we have the best CS2 player
and I think we have the best 2xKO player.
So I think what I'm going to try to do is get my team to really focus on grinding 2XKL.
I think that's going to be the most important thing.
If we can win 2XKL a week, if we can win CS2 a week, I think we'll do good enough in Cod
just naturally because not a lot of time to practice anyway.
It's next week, you know what I mean?
Like no team's going to have a lot of time to practice Cod anyway.
So it's like I think Scump naturally, even though he obviously won't have that much time to carry.
I think you can just solo crush Cod to get us top two.
So we get top two Cod, win CS2, win 2xKO.
I think we win the whole thing.
They fixed the rules.
Yeah, this year it's around Robin.
So every team plays every team.
And Lily messaged me, are we the bot team?
No, we're going to win, dude.
I think Scump is genuinely the best.
Yeah, our team is easily the best CS2 team.
I'm not even worried about CS2.
Because every single person on our squad plays Counter Strike, and we have two people who are like face at level 10 skilled.
Do you know what I mean?
Like I think we crushed Cod for sure. I think our team's very good.
Summit was better. I think Summit was better at Cod. Like it's a higher peak, but I think Squeaks is probably actively better than Summit.
Is that crazy to say?
I'm not tapped in enough to know if I'm off base here
But to me that feels correct. It feels like the case I
Think right now in CS 2 squeaks is better, but maybe I'm off I
Think a team I'm a little nervous about for cod or excuse me for CS 2 is a daft scene
team. Adapt seems seems pretty
good for CS to because they
got jake and bake and. Who was
it? Nick, Jake and bacon myth
are both pretty good. Pina CS
Nadeshot. I don't think I'm worried about him. I'm just personally not really worried
because here's the deal. Nadeshot is on the road to face it level 10. Okay? He's on the road.
My boy Squeaks is at the end of the road. He's already done it all. Okay? They're not the same.
They're not the same. They're not the same.
He's been playing CS2 every day and he's faced it level 8. So tell me he hasn't a free time to
level 10 but he hasn't hit it. Well I wonder why? My boy Squeaks hit it and he plays Super Mario 64
every day. Probably because Squeaks is a lot better than nature at the video game.
But I hope his grinding session works out great.
Double lift is really good at CS 2
Again, dude, I'm not worried about it. I got a squeaks. I got a foosly. You Leslie foos a demon, bro
All right, let me make my group chat. It's Lily foosly squeaks scump. I don't have scumps shit. I
Need to add scum the only thing I'm a little worried about with my team is I don't know if scum will fuck with us
like maybe in the back of scum said he was hoping to play with anyone else but
you know because maybe has some rapport adapt maybe he fucking loves gooping or
Tyler one or some shit he might not fuck with us I don't know his vibes I
don't know if he rocks with us like that
he might be too cool for us it is what it is
What's up, team?
He's chill.
He seems chill.
Has Squeaks ever played League?
League is a wash.
League is not something I am even trying to practice.
I'm not even trying to practice League.
We are tanking it this year.
We're going to tank League this year.
We're going to lose on purpose.
Or not on like we would lose.
know, I'm saying we're not going to put an effort into winning.
I think we can beat Adapt's team in league without thinking about it too much.
I think we can go for third place, yeah, but I don't think we have to put that much effort
into getting third place.
you Julesies for the 10 gifted. Like I would have rather spend the week of
League week grinding 2x KO so we can have a higher chance of winning that
than you know trying to lock up third because I think the point system is very
top-heavy.
Someone told me Tyler is gonna mug you as Street Fighter. I mean Tyler is definitely better at Street Fighter than me right now
But last time we played I beat his ass and he has probably put in like 500 hours since
Look, we'll see I got some
You're not playing straight front of this is that Evo is a different thing taking Genji was bold. I mean, I think taking Genji was fair Genji's better at.
I think actually there's a bit of a misjudgment by Tyler but I do think Genji is probably better at see like she's quite good at CS two right.
right? So I assumed she might, she's probably also better. She's definitely better than the
remaining options at Cod. And I think he was basing a team a bit around that poke, jump,
all thing the five gifted. It's really good for us to be honest. The fact that Tyler
picked Jinji, it de-synergizes both their teams because I think Jinji was really hoping
to be on Peanuts team. I don't think Yvonne, you know, maybe she's pumped to end up on
that team. I don't know. I don't want to speak for her. But I don't think the vibes will
be as top notch as if it were Jinji. So I think it helps us out a bit because I think
we have peak synergy team. Our team, everyone likes everyone except I hope scump likes us.
I hope he thinks we're cool and awesome.
Tyler needed another league player.
I think he has it.
Peanut was picking me third.
I told Peanut to pick me last.
Gigi, I think you're...
I don't know.
Okay, maybe Nate shots better.
I was going to say you're as good as Nate shot, but maybe I'm wrong.
I guess Nate shot.
Is Nate shot still good at Cod?
Is Nate shot the one that did the 1v1 against FaZe Banks and lost and
embarrassingly?
Or was that a different person?
There's no way I'm bad at everything.
All right, y'all, here's the deal.
The AT&T and I letter cup is quickly approaching.
It is time for us to start grinding.
We need to get our practice reps in.
So I figure we do that with a little bit of Counter-Strike 2.
I would play Call of Duty, but I have to download it, install the shaders, let it disintegrate my PC into a small, small little pile, and then go from there.
What if your squad is Fusely available?
No, they're grounding.
I'm not the same.
I'm bad.
I agree.
The house, it changes everything.
It's going to be like this.
You should try getting a farmhouse.
Yeah, you should.
Not that you're...
Let me see if they're happy with their teams.
It changes everything.
Lud, are y'all happy with your teams?
Leslie, are you happy?
Lud, we were the three last picks.
it makes sense. We feel like shit. Oh, sorry. Oh, go ahead.
Adds up, bro. Oh, you know, adds up, bro. Yeah, actually
crazy. Mm hmm. When are we playing card? I have it ready.
Y'all probably dealt with that your whole life. Emily
games like picked after Emily Wang is crazy
wait, Emily Wang, wait, why would she?
She went so fast!
She's a gamer!
Yeah, that's so funny, no way.
Made in the lab to be the worst gamers
don't think we didn't remember that
and we just discussed how you are the one captain
that'll bring shit to your team!
Sorry!
I'm changing the role of Natalie
I can't wait for May
Oh my god!
NIT is going to be a fun time!
14.7k premiere by the way.
14 synergy through the roof.
Nah, he's dropping his 14.7k premiere.
Boosted.
And I'm about to hit 15k right now.
Let's open this fucking knife.
Chroma Case 3 unlocked.
Key number 5.
Open to keep.
It's a fucking knife.
Check this shit out, boys!
Alright, this is called the piss case.
I like my cases go like my piss!
What Tim Tim hey hey hey buddy buddy this is my money here what are we doing
You can't be cracking cases while I'm pissing, bro
God damn
You know what I was thinking about I was wondering and I don't actually know the correct answer here
I was wondering would it low-key have been a smarter choice to have picked up Jake and bake over scum
The argument would be Jake would probably secure the win for 2x ko
But I don't know if he would help us out more for CS2 and he would hurt us for Cod.
I don't know if it's too much to expect scum to solo when it's Cod, you know what I mean?
You can get good at cod. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get good at cod, bro.
Okay, let's see. I think Tyler seems pretty good, but there's a huge fight to win League
of Legends, which I'm happy to not be in the battle of.
They're so fucked.
I'm an L-E-M fucking Dust2Main.
Why'd they pair me up with a bunch of 16Ks?
Are the cookies good?
Yeah.
Pretty much I'll just like do this unstoppable flash for you guys long
Hell yeah, bro, my name's Derek
What is my sensitivity, bro
The sensitivity on my mouse is insanely fucked up because my dpi is 2144 because of minecraft
here we got a bee spawn you want to rush bee?
bee is pretty fucking bad for a terrorist but I was going to say
my long flashers are tier one I get all by a flash
I'm going to spam it too they're unstoppable they're fucking unstoppable
there we go, do you see here?
don't bro you're probably handsome as fuck
Okay, I'm locked. This is exactly what people can expect to see for me at the AT&T Annihilator
cup swinging out a long with my boy ASAP M7
and it's like work for a guy like me and it's like work
I
You guys want to hear something embarrassing
Before the CS2 event that I ran I bought a new MVP kit because I didn't have one before and I wanted it to play if I got MVP
I didn't get
I
Didn't get MVP one time. I bought it to just never you like it was embarrassing
We're missing, bro.
I am the one
We're absolutely taking them down.
Let's dick him bros bros. Let's fucking dick him bros
I'm gonna smoke mid doors in the Molly cat
Yellow are you
I don't trust me
Oh!
Why don't you guys just listen and keep going long?
We're throwing here
Why peek that? Cause I saw it was a scout and I didn't think he would headshot
We had something dude. I hate when somebody freaks out over one round. Dude, it's it's two oh they had a buy
We had a bonus. It's okay
It's alright. Hey, dude
But for real, stop scouting mids, Pointless. Let's just go on pass. He's stuck.
He's right, though. I called before the round started. I said I'm going to smoke double
doors in Molly Cat. He didn't say shit, and then I die there, and he goes, it was working.
fuck, he's an op
I thought the op wasn't car
nice
it's only a mentor
did you trade him?
damn
these guys
yo, what are you doing so far?
back
these guys killed me
last guy's in the smoke
shut the fuck up
He's just a little too dramatic about every happening
He's passionate yeah, but sometimes you just got to shut up like I I can respect passion
But like you can't be annoying you know what I mean
I
Cuz like it's not valuable to calm you didn't fray me bro
Monka
It's working my way through the map I guess
Okay, where's the smoke line up it's is it is it this dot or is it this dot maybe it's that dot is it the left dot
Hopefully that works
Bro, she was lower
and
then we have no map control at all
they're not often be less let's go be I can smoke double doors
you have to rush and do a half by the gate get yourself a fucking
SMG or some shit
Run run run be brave be brave. Don't slow down be brave
I'm going to save.
Does no one have a flash in this game?
Dude, my flash was money.
Just did not finish any of my food good eco bro. Good eco lol
Okay, I think my team is asked from a butt
I'm not saying I'm good here, but they're definitely ass
I think it's enough pressure, let me support my boy cat.
I pulled the AWP to B, then my guy showed lower tons, he lost his fight, I try to back
come up who's too late fucking tilting Kobo is eating
I full rush out long fucking I got two flashes
Okay, okay, and I'm stuck okay
Fuck!
How did I miss?
Oh my god.
This is GG.
This team is a fucking wash.
This team is no chemistry.
This is GG.
This is, this is GG. This team is a fucking wash. This team is no chemistry.
Strawberry, he's like really fucking mad that nobody listened to him early and he's just shitting the bed.
He shut down. He shut down like a little boy when he doesn't get listened to.
I'm second frag by the way, so I'm not mad.
I'm doing my job. I'm second frag by the way.
Number two on the team by the way.
Okay, I have a strat I'm gonna smoke mid and run lower tons
Such an unfortunate name.
Fuck! Swing! He got both of us, Ben!
Kobo has 17 kills! Kobo's such a cocksucker, bro.
Fucking Kobo is fucking my ass. I feel like my play was good.
Let me run it back with the P90.
I like it.
I get cat control this way.
Can I get y'all to scale up cat with me?
I will smoke off mid doors and molly it.
slower times
Let's go then let's go then come on
Okay, hold up
It's just team difference, dude, I don't know it's just like fucking. I don't know maybe it's just shooter shit
It's like I made a play call. I think my play call was fine. I think it probably works
It's just that two guys bought ops. They've shut off comms strawberry's mad because round three
We lost it and he's become a useless sack of a man who's now just like fucking lurking and oping
I'm swinging with my life. You can trade off me
Kobo cheats I
Buy it, but he's still using it up
Which you should be able to trade if you're not a fucking useless nonsense of a man unfortunately
I'm stuck with a team. I'm stuck with
He gets two to the dome.
Nice half y'all.
I think you guys are playing the best you possibly could, so nothing to feel bad here.
We're just gaffed.
Just drop her feet.
I like I actually just don't like him as a man.
I hate people who communicate to the opponents.
Hey, I find it the most pathetic shit of all time
I just gave up on this team my team's so ass otherwise I'd be doing really good like blow it off smooth, bro
Why are you trying to fucking glaze the opponent?
He's so pathetic. He's so like shriveling and pathetic, bro
Wasted my time entry-fragging dude you lurked with an op
You IGL'd pistol
You just buckle under pressure you're not made to be a leader not not all are
I think you know, bro, you're all chatting you're the one who's mad
I'm all chatting you reply to me. So I think I got you a little bit. You've been muted for eight rounds
Looks like the mic still works
Actually, no, I believe you don't care it sounds like you know, sorry
He sounds like it doesn't even give a crap
I gotta stop reloading. I forgot how the reloads work.
I'm not toxic, bro.
I just think that specific act is pathetic
Okay, I'm a little toxic
Nothing B, I think they're pushing cat.
I think they're outside A long.
I
Actually dead-ass thing Kobo is cheating by the way
There's no universe unless he's just like insane Smurf like he's just getting so many headshots. It's crazy
He could be legit if he's hitting just a crazy amount.
Did I be more surprised if I found out a CS2 player wasn't cheating than cheating?
I'm gonna hit again.
I think it's okay long enough to swing it nice
of
I think they're gonna be and I'm ready for it.
Is it winnable?
Always.
of
the
of
the
I'm so tilted there was three people on B. I left B
Somehow they fucking planted B. What happens?
I'm mind blown. I don't know where anyone played that round. I feel like cat mid and B were all open. I
Don't know what was closed
You also love me. I thought they ran up cat. I did the cat was all I
Just have to fight the fill I
Like to play to the spawn that's closest to the point of destination because I feel like I have the biggest advantage
But I just have to fucking wait. So like right now no one's be I just to wait for that and then go beat I
Think that's just the play
Last round there's somehow 3B, this round there's 0.
How around are they doing this?
Dude, fuck, that was miserable.
It's only a mental.
Okay, I only lost a hundred fourteen premier points though. It's not bad
That was a team gap we can say that bro that was a solid team gap
How do you get out is there an easy way to room like do I just have to wait the cutscene?
That's a crazy cutscene.
Check Kobo.
I'll just assume he was cheating.
It makes me feel better.
Emerald, dude, you cannot show your face in my chat right now.
after you ruined my perfect record yesterday.
I've tried queuing with someone.
I'm not trying to have fun right now.
I'm trying to fucking grind and hate my life.
Myth is asking Sonic Fox for coaching in 2xKO, aw hell no, fuck.
I
Gotta get the game bro. I gotta start grinding
Too many games to play I'm gonna rivals of ether event right now
Okay
I'm gonna I'm gonna damn rivals of ether event
I'm in an event with call of duty CS to
2x ko league. I have a show match against Tyler and Street Fighter. I got too many damn games
Let me play let me for the love of God play Mirage. Can people stop banning Mirage, please my favorite man
They ban Mirage, okay, got me.
Tyla's gonna cook you in that show match?
I don't know, I think I can win.
But Slime is telling me I have to play Leverless.
Fuck it bro, I'll ban Dust2.
Fuck playing Dust2.
Let me go Ancient.
Dude, let's play Sony games Boohoo.
Dude, genuinely thank you spell Boohoo that way.
You wrote BUHU.
I'm just trying to wonder, like, are you illiterate?
Are you lazy or do you really just with your whole chest think that there's a word that we write out? That's B U H U
I'm Swedish so you're illiterate got it
Classic illiterate sweet and I bet you were eating potato balls for dinner tonight
The Swedish diet potato balls some fish never being hugged by your parents
Happy birthday son here's a handshake
All right, I'm locked says the Frenchman. What are you saying, bro? You know French people
greet each other by kissing each other on the on the cheeks. That's their greeting. That's
That's how they say hello.
Yo what up y'all my name's Derek.
What's up there my name's uh,
just get the names going I'm Danny.
Yo, how you doing?
I'm Derek Danny.
Anyone else wanna say their name?
Hi, fair enough.
Good names.
I'm gonna go mid.
I'll swing with you bro.
I'll swing with you, bro
I'm running it down donut
Fuck getting clear left bro got a clear left and donut y'all
I want the big 6xL shirt you wore to the pool, rather it's sold to charity.
I sold the charity, unfortunately you will never get it.
Fuck, what a shot.
Actually, that bro's probably, I didn't have a body armor.
That's probably just a body shot.
Haaah, it's only at the bottom.
Dunuh-nuh-nuh.
I'm looking at Tyler one right now in Street Fighter. He's 1601. He's hovering that 1600 range. 1600 is pretty high now. It's pretty good.
All right, let me flash and be
Fuck!
To the right here, purple.
Close right.
Should be behind pillar here, close.
Oh my god, what a flash.
Where the fuck did he go by the way?
Oh I love the cross they're playing here.
nice nice what a great crowd they play that so well
he was tucked in the corner okay so my comms weren't bad
uh y'all want to slam an a
hey man yeah yeah sure
i don't know any smokes or flashes baby girl
I'm gonna get some I'm gonna get some you I'm gonna be a little bit of a you
My god, can we walk can we walk?
Fuck
I don't want to get something in my pocket.
You guys are currently...
I was watching Donut.
Temple in CT.
Last apple.
Oh
Dude
That was so tilting I was just trying to fucking storm out so they could swing off me and everybody just stopped and I tanked a
Nade for 50 damage that sucked
That sucked some ass from a butt all I want to do is let you bait me and you won't even let me walk by
I think I just swung maybe a second early once in cubby mid
Damn.
Your bottom frag, uh, actually wrong.
This guy has zero kills.
But hold up, you can get on the board right here.
Ah, tough.
I am the one.
Flash was too low.
I see. Okay, swing mid. I'll double flash you. I'm gonna fuck this up. I got you. Trust me.
go mid here let me know when you're ready okay flashing
doesn't sound like me to be honest
I
Where's the hole how do they see me
Oh my god, you're getting pinched.
I think you saw one.
Closer.
I am the one, not the one, I'm the one.
Okay, I'm getting fucked on.
I hate playing fucking T-Side in this game.
It is one of the most unfun miserable experiences unless you happen to know a lineup to block
the single choke that they're doing.
I only have one guy playing B, uh, last round.
You too, guy.
I'm saying.
What?
Yes, huge win.
Winnable.
huge win. Winnable. Playtime. Shoot it.
Oh my god wait
We lost?
It's not fun though.
No, no, no!
It's not fun, bro.
How does he reset his spray?
I can't with this game, bro.
How did he reset his spray?
Huuuuhhhhhh
If you're playing in a rank you don't belong, of course you don't have a good time.
Okay.
Do my teammates also not belong in this rank?
Because why do I have 311 damage and my teammate has 237 and then 315?
I'm down and not belong in the ring.
But shouldn't I be surrounded by people who are gapping me?
Why is everyone also sucking ass?
I
Yeah
But I'm a DT today DT that did a DT that a DT did I did 90 fucking fuck you damage
I don't know who you're talking to to be honest
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Did I win
Maybe I should have gone in his smoke actually that would have been smart so to try to back out if I go in his smoke
I think I fucking win that oh
My god, that would have been smart
Just go cave. I try to go cave, but he shot me as I was backing out. So actually doesn't really make sense
Please stop typing in my chat. Sorry
I'm like pretending that's a lineup
I'm gonna flash it out. Let's go
I
Fucking Jesus Christ I
Hate how body block I feel I
Actually, I actually should never play a man. It's actually
That is so miserable I do not enjoy playing a man with four other people
I think we're losing this game regardless we just lose the round cuz a fucking guy didn't
I know he had a bomb on himself.
Stop standing at the ground.
I don't mind advising the chat, but I'd like to see a little bit of your resume if you're going to tell me how to play the game.
So, you know, if you have an account you want to share, if you have a rank you want to share, that's fine.
But for you to give me advice without actually showing your credentials doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
25k stopping in with the ground okay 14k shoot a bolt through your skull hope
that helps just advice from a 14k it's just what I think you should do I don't
know I'm not the best I'm not the best I'm just a 14k this is what I think
that's what I think
mods ban them
I
Oh
How does he fucking kill me?
Nice nice nice nice nice. I am no one
You don't deserve to be in 14k. Tell me why I'm top frag on my team by the way
How does that happen?
Like what how is each 14.6?
How is each 14.6 how am I the problem?
I
Have no one
I dude
Is it not a thing in valorant? I feel like body blocking in this game feels like I'm getting fucking shot in the head by a gun
It's actually such a bad feeling
two.
Please get my trade at least.
If she was.
I just played that like.
professional two kills diffuse what else I need for me top of the leaderboard
top of the top of the top of the morning and I'm hoping and I'm hoping I am no
one and I'm hoping you're losing two to eleven yeah but it's not my fucking
vault. I'm top frag. You can't blame the top frag. You know, fat in the furious over
here. No offense. Dead weight. Yeah. Thanks, dude. Sorry. Okay. Fuck it.
I don't know what okay. I'm gonna op be
I don't hate you.
What?
than you like this.
Sorry, I'm really crying.
I'm really crying. I'm really crying.
I'm really crying.
What?
What's he yelling at?
Troy smoke.
Troy fire.
He's dead.
Gordita.
It said you're out.
Laying down smoke.
Gordita.
We're near.
Come on, Jack.
Yeah.
Smoke on A.
It's impressive.
I can't see.
Peel it. Peel it.
Yeah.
On site.
it's fucking winnable bro with me on this squad it is fucking winnable
I forgot to move them.
I'm down.
Was that our flash?
Was that genuinely our flash? No, right?
Hopefully not. Last donut.
Backside.
I'm down.
That was an our flash, right?
Was that our flash?
I'm down.
11th all the good news. It's only a bento.
I'll throw it in the drain.
I'm entering.
Throwing smoke.
Oh, that's not ready.
Deploying decoy.
Flashbang.
Smoke.
Wanna smoke B?
No, no, no, no.
Left.
12 B main.
20 B.
one.
One's a copy.
I should have hit that shot.
I had a fucking moment. I could have hit that
Oh
One's above you. Yellow.
last mid headed back towards a I think
you just grabbed a mid yes see I hear him stop them guns
I
You're just saving, no?
Okay.
I got this I think they're going be I got this I got this
one copy B two I think they're gonna be hit
ramp made last to buses ramp hurt
No, that's really type shit that's freaking actually type shit for sure
That actually sounds like shit. That's such a shit to me, bro
Yeah, the Russian has four though
One site.
One mid, one mid, watch out.
Oh that's terrible.
The way I lock it down for my team should be studied.
I am the one!
If that smoke hits, I'll be a fucking scoundrel.
I
Don't look I got anything
I should have lined it up better
He was like like he was backing up that wasn't super easy to be fair that wasn't super easy
That wasn't super easy. Hold up. That wasn't super easy. I
Could have headshot the first that wasn't super easy. He was back. He was literally leaving the timing wasn't great
He was literally leaving
Guys, first off, we're going to win the round.
Second off, I am 17 and 16.
I'm the only person on my team with a higher kill than death ratio.
Okay?
These are facts.
If it pisses you off, that's not my problem.
Those are the rules now.
Two late saving
time to op game on the line what do I do bring out the boom cannon here comes up here
comes the ready you're not okay lock in here comes the boom
He's giving up mid scared
I
Want to watch that mid
It's genuinely run me that tape back because I was on his body
That's crazy
I was on his fucking body was I not
I was genuinely on his body.
I think that's some CS2 shit right?
I'm pretty sure what happened to me is some CS2 shit where the peeker gets an advantage
or whatever.
That was not normal.
What happened to me was not normal.
Let me go as far as to say abnormal. Here's the deal. I'm going XM. I'm gonna play in the tunnels at B
I think that's kind of electric. I think they're gonna go A though
One site, flashed.
Flying one site.
Oh my god, I didn't know you were going through it.
What happened to the guy around?
One was down at one site.
Fucking close left.
I don't believe you baby.
Wait, he didn't swing with me? He left?
What? He's not playing for the win. I hate people who play like this so much
Wait for the win, bro
Is that a guy who plays for the win there?
like the moment you run away from temple you are giving up the game I don't know
what that is
oh okay that was a winnable game I thought I dude starting CT is one of the
most miserable experiences of my un un untimely short life
You're not able to join the session. Oh, they're in a game without me. What the fuck? Why do my team play a game without me?
As they're kept
I don't deserve it because I've lost you were one in seven I was 17 and 18 are you dumbed
after blind because either way I hope your reflection is cured your life is going to
be sad with the current brain capacity currently have or don't I should say
it's showing someone show me that op clip by the way I still don't understand
how my op didn't hit him mid that was crazy
Scores one to seven wait what what no what a stupid irrelevant thing to bring up you used to shit yourself at night
Used to shit yourself because you didn't know how to go potty
So you'd poop in your pants and they had to develop a
Material to wrap the shit in your pants called a diaper. Why are we bringing it up? You know how to poop now?
Like what?
What what's going on?
What is this?
I did not move!
What a dog shit game.
Why is it like playing 2x speed?
Yeah, I just fired the gun. You can see. You know how I know I fired the gun because here's the bullet.
And it just didn't it doesn't hit him I
Think all that happened is that he had peekers advantage and I died before I don't he got two shots off. That's crazy
He got two shots off before my server hit one
Then that's some ass bro
Okay, if anyone says shit like you flinch, I think you should be put down
Give me Mirage. I love Mirage. I have a smoke lineup. Don't burn it. Please. Yes. I win these.
I'm locked. I'm absolutely fucking locked. I might get another Red Bull.
What is up y'all? How's it going guys? My name is Derek. I will be your utility man
for A mid or B on T side. I got you guys been practicing my lineups all week. Hope y'all
had a good day at work today. My boss will be in a fucking bitch. I'll miss being unemployed
I'll say that much.
Alright, I'll go away. I'll go away.
Sounds like 3 mid.
There's one under, you can just stay tucked.
That's a beautiful knife dude. It's so much better than my other at her knife my other knife. I
Trade you I am the one. I'm not MVP there by the way
Don't freak out as I will is on their team
I think it's the rule. I'm fucking scared now.
Sick a retake flash lineup.
Go to bed on stairs.
Look up game at the top of the ledge.
I don't know what the fuck you're saying, bro. Shut up.
All up, Molly.
Sanctuary out.
Smoke.
one more
They must be suck abs because we're through.
Oh under I think maybe maybe jump the window.
I'm reloading. I can't hold it.
Just great comms. Great comms, electric shots. I did my job. Great utile, suffocating, awesome gameplay, all around 10 out of 10.
I watch a flam guy actually, how to play a CT on Mirage.
He said there's five positions and I'm playing what he called the badass position which is like that connector a point
I'm so mad cuz I I'm so bad. What was that?
Don't pick with you, too. I just you know I would have lived it if I didn't get shot
By my teammate. I'm not saying my call was good
But I only died because my my seat made shot me in the back
Guys a lot of you guys are saying I'm wrong. Let's check the scoreboard. I'm a swap B
Check the scoreboard guys I'm at four kills. I don't see how many kills you got it looks like zero
You walked in front of him. I was playing a connector every round
He swapped from palace to a how is this on you guys would dead-ass
Say some shit like it's cuz the way I shouldn't even finish that thought but you guys are victim blamers, and I find it gross
Yep, lost palace, you know.
Lost palace, palace, palace.
Did he really not know he was palace?
Did he?
I'm like mind blown at that.
He saw he was fighting the guy palace and then he gave up and then he checked it. What was that?
Safe safe safe
I don't think he's dead.
Got one.
Got my guy.
Hey, I got my guy!
Don't those assume your teammates know?
I might have assumed they don't fucking know.
shit. I might assume my teammates are as inbred as I am from now on. It's only Amanda. I'm
going to go B again. 14k premier is 5k in EU holy. I can smell your breath from here.
It smells like black licorice in yesterday's meal.
Maybe we're shit, but I'm the one that's a lot of slander us.
One more apps.
All here.
He's gonna swing me and fucking shoot me in the head before I can even shoot him.
You can't hold angles in this fucking game.
Bang bang bang bang! That's three.
I got you bro. Get your gun in. You go B, I'ma swap to A. Just jump peak apartments.
go fellas I'm Molly main fuck
smoke main smoked it good shots looks like they use a lot of you till to come
here.
Flash mid.
Through window, window, window.
Mid window. Last.
Yeah, last is mid.
Stuck window. Nice.
That was an impact round that won't show up in the score sheet.
That was an impact round. It will not show up on the score sheet.
Unfortunately, this game does not reward,
but they will buy me back because my teammate is honest and pure.
I don't even have to ask for a gun.
That's the things, bro.
When you have a command of the team, when you're a leader like I am,
they buy you without saying shit.
I'm all I'm in.
I'll flash mid.
The other rush from lower.
Smoke.
Flash by.
smoke
I do this I'm 14k
The utile oppressive the comms electric the leadership on points
Might be a bee here. Just try to jump spot apps. I'm like calming like I know what the fuck I'm talking about
Good call, thanks, bro
Couple I'm in
Yep, three three three
I played that horribly I should have waited I should have waited to retake there's no
rush there that was actually such a bad play by me because it's like I'm saying flashing
but like how does that help anyone I know I'm flashing but no one else does I should
have just waited everything would have chilled we could have just retake for before oh you
You smoked off, yeah, my smoke was bad because I was under pressure while doing it and throwing
utility in this game is pretty hard.
Utility in this game is not easy at all.
If you have any slight D or S movement, your guy throws it like he's throwing it with
with his non-dominant hand.
I'll go BM on set up for it.
of
I
Shit
of
the
of
the shot
of
Looks like two apartments. Two apartments here.
On site, dropped.
the
I
Fucking walked into a Molly like an idiot. I played it really well until then
That was a great round bro, that was a great fucking round
I'll show you your door for you to op it without having a swap
also try to flash over
I didn't know you could jump up on that box.
In my defense, I genuinely did not know, otherwise I would not have had you to allow, I would
have simply had the gun out.
I did not know you could go on that big fall box.
I didn't know!
I'm losing 400 if I lose
Y'all want to do an a hit I'll smoke CT we just swing jungle
Yeah, let's do it.
Alright, give me a second to smoke it.
How do I do it?
Could I give me a second, I said?
Alright, I'm flashing, go, go, go.
I mean I got my smoke off. He just shouldn't have peaked. I just needed him to not peek
and die and leave us to a 4v5. He just peeks there. I did not kill my whole team. He
I said let me smoke wait for you me to smoke I smoke CT my smoke hit
My smoke 1,000% hit
To do to fuck what a shot
What are you guys playing for? KDA here?
You know what, dude? You got one plank in here? No, I'm sure.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I can smoke mid window, and we can maybe take mid slow.
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke it off.
Wait for the smoke, wait for the smoke, wait for it, wait for it.
They're flashing.
Flashing behind you guys.
Special cat? Does anyone have a smoke here?
Oh, one cat.
I can smoke connector.
Yeah, you can do it.
Alright, let's go cat, let's go cat.
Cat.
I don't know.
Alright.
Can I get someone to stay with me a we'll drop some smokes and then the rest of you lurk be slow real slow though
Dean you go with me and I'll smoke it off
Take bomb take bomb and go up be quiet
Smoking you drop it. Oh, you got one
I
Was gonna be
You should have a number there they're outgunned out man
We should be the fuck
of
I'm sorry.
So, she never moved.
Damn bro, that plan didn't work even a little bit.
Back to mid.
I'll smoke mid window.
You saw it was empty.
I thought they were just being quiet on it.
There wasn't empty one lurked palace. I guess one pushed through mid. They just took a lot of space fast
I guess we shouldn't split on an eco round though. That was the bad call
It's just better to stay together
Wait for the smoke to hit
The smoke connector
My smoke, did my smoke miss or did it have a hole?
It has a whole of this
You can learn mid smokes instantly super easy, how many you can bro?
It's a 4v3 we can regroup nice 4v2 let's go together somewhere
Okay, let's go cat
Just go away off that you killed the guy
Yeah, it lost his apps you bomb you bomb you bomb just jump cross
We got two people watching same thing here
I'll let him come, let him come, I should have shot a few more times, nice!
Dead people don't talk, good IGLs talk when they're dead, yes, you have more information
than your team does, you calm, okay, bad teammates don't calm when they're dead.
This is a shit player mentality.
Clean run.
Oh, can someone buy me?
Hey, can they grab me?
Oh, fuck, I'm broke.
Snarping, you can go throw a gun down.
No, I don't care.
We're not going to be a prank.
You're always wrong.
We can be hit here.
It's pretty slow.
Underpass, not yet actually.
I feel that connector
Just wait to have a flank
Let's go back to A I think. I think they want to abs. We have good position on A.
of
And I'm still the fucking MVP by the way
Let's just do an a hit I can smoke either CT or stairs or
I'll smoke stairs if someone can smoke CT and then just have a lurk palace
just throw it after
I got you I got you
CT for jungle dead sorry
Where did my smoke go?
It must have sat on top.
I must have missed some health.
should be broke let's just go far somewhere they might push even yeah let's just hold
I'm trying to smoke mid window.
Let's fight, let's fight.
I
Wanted to work to watch that pusher because I knew someone's gonna push but I fucking had the bomb
Oh my goodness, I fucking suck at smokes
One more cap close close close
I got fucking two-way
There's one connector on any side and then another cap
I smoked cat.
Who did I do 99 damage to?
Did I get a kill?
Who did I kill?
I don't remember killing anyone.
I don't remember killing anyone
We should have a lurk just watching a I'll smoke mid window we can hold mid because they I think they push it a lot
I should just push with them I should just push with them
Okay, okay, let's let's push mid again and maybe just have one only one lurking a just to watch a pusher from palace or something
Let's double back today. Oh, you say I'm not seeing many people after dying
Like like one from B flanking
Okay, this is this should be an easy tapping bro
I think, I think we're just two groups and they're taking a lot of space on the map.
So we either have to move quicker through mid or hold some lurks on A and B.
I think we do two mid, two A, one B hold, and then we'll play info.
They get antsy, they get antsy, they don't like to push it.
I'm smoking connector, I'm not smoking mid window.
Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna double back to AMN. We can just go through AMN. It's okay.
We have defeated them.
That was a decent fucking game
The issue is that's the only map I know I
Just need to learn the other maps. I think that's literally my only problem right now
If I just know what the other maps are I can just play them better. I
Only know Mirage
Like I cannot put on that level performance on
Any other map?
All right, one more one more. Let's try to get 15k
Does Ludwig's game publishing company have any mobile games?
Not yet, Boothpoint, but I'm actually working on getting one.
I have a mobile game that I've played that I really like.
We'll see.
Maybe I'll announce it soon.
saying mobile gaming is back. And it's called rage. Yeah, that could be fire.
With or without without ads. I don't think it'd be a freemium model if you mean that
there's like a freemium model where the game is free and then there's a littered amount
of ads you have to pay for more progress or more time to play it. I think it would
be a paid app and there would be no ads but the app would be cheap.
I'm not a huge fan personally of the freemium model. I'd rather a game that costs like five bucks
and you just get the game but this is also the boomer talking like that's not that's not how
people usually do it in the industry. The industry is like, oh, it's a free to play game. If you
want to pay, you can get it with no ads. And it's like, it gets more people in the door,
a larger player base. Because honestly, you know, we're not super familiar. Like,
like, we've never published a mobile first video game.
It's like a different, it's a whole different system.
Will it have anime girls?
Genuinely, I think yes.
I think, I'm thinking about it.
I think genuinely yes.
She might have a tail.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to remember
has a tail or not. Thank you very much, super villain for the prom. I appreciate it. You
know, a game is actually doing so well. It's not out yet. There's only a play test, but
demon bluff is doing so well right now. It's the game that northern lions also part of.
investing in it. Demon bluff is going crazy. I think it's an awesome game. I think it's
just a good ass game that's pretty unique. And I think, I think like strategy game nerds
love that. What's your max elo 14.732 K. I watched NL play before I knew you
published it did that happen between those two times. Depends which time
you're talking about I guess I don't specifically remember fuck I don't want to
I don't want to ban Mirage.
Ban Nuke, fuck Nuke.
Why we banin' Mirage? I love Mirage!
NOOOO!
GG.
You're gonna play Caught this week? Absolutely, 1000%.
I got a P.
Let's roll.
I've only played, I've been playing Counter Strike for 10 years, I've only ever played
Dusty and Mirage, that's insane.
Yo, what up team? My name's Derek.
Fucking awesome, I just won.
P.E. Love.
Nothing to be named.
There's a two A3.
Yeah, hard push.
Car?
We got someone flying.
One car and then all the other side.
What the fuck happened to my crosshair there?
Fuck.
Right when that fight is so good for us.
Maybe I should just stay alive longer wait for my guy to come and then swing with him then I can swing wide and he can trade
Hitchhawk recoil dude that I didn't know that was hitchhawk recoil
I genuinely thought that was an animation of my character dying and falling backwards. That's how crazy of a swing it was I
Genuinely thought my head was fucking falling
Why no push long I feel like long pushers are usually shit you're open to like three guys
you're open to like a guy car the two guys behind like the box I guess it's good as a
distraction if I did it instantly but it really fast but sometimes I feel like it's
biggest fucking failure
I'm waiting out smoke actually I think I had the right idea I should have just fucking
I should have baited my teammate. I should have just let him go in. Because I have the
AK. Like just let him go in, fucking die. And then I can swing. I'm too willing to be
the first to go in and I feel like sometimes I should bait.
Fuck okay, okay?
I'm so mad at myself because I could have done so much more
But I couldn't get my Molly out, but I don't think I had a Molly
I think I had a flash and I think I thought I had a Molly
So I'm like trying to click the Molly, but I don't have one
Thank you I was like spamming five and the Molly wasn't coming out
I'm gonna nade-stack a house
To mid
We don't see anything a long
fuck!
uh b
from lower tons
just two, I see one outside b and one lower tons
I played that one
I played that genuinely
after the blood
seems like two mid
one more, one more
last two
I could flash over
I think 9-11's got us
Oh
She Bush
Bush you buy me
And for great
I think someone else bought them already.
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
big flash in
one in house
couple mid
They're next buck.
Fuck me.
Yep, cat.
Seems like two cat.
push them in
one
one car one red
and
Yeah, I played it so bad.
I'll stop play for X's, bro.
They're kind of we need a cat player right now.
I'm gonna try to be.
I didn't see anything suicide
Bro, I got low-ass ping, and I'm still lagging
Maybe a little bit of pack of us. I was like that really too when the
I just restart my shoot
Dinked, Kat.
I have 2v2 Kat.
You got someone on site to deal with as well.
I got top crunch.
Ramp.
Yeah, come on site.
I don't know how to combat.
Car one.
I got him.
He's going for an ace.
Last, last.
Give you two too.
I
Know you were fucking playing awesome
Yeah, that's a bush, bro
Thank you I
I could have smoked me for us, but I'm getting like net jitters and shits
So the north
Plain close by
Yeah, too long.
Maybe more.
Guys?
No way!
How did my grenade not do
like all of his health?
I should just always have my gun out, like fuck the grenade, bro.
I thought the grenade is such a good idea. Let's save one
I think we could burst out mid with like a flash get a few
Grenades aren't I feel like I throw grenades like I'm raised and they just don't work like that
Oh, she's a...
Oh.
I hit him by an ass! I hit him by an ass!
Nice.
Here be?
I don't think there be it.
Alright, we go behind him.
Could be lower.
One, uh, up at times he's tagged.
Can't say okay.
of
I just say
of
I thought there was one left.
That was actually a miscalculation by me.
They flashed there.
That spray is still bad.
My spray is still ass.
I'm tucking here.
Kat, Kat, Kat.
Hey, look.
Nice.
Last Kat, last Kat.
It means like we've done such a good job making chemistry that they fucking
They rock with me
I'm gonna need a house again
Oh my god they didn't buy the fucking cat
You have a flash yellow?
Yes
Flash mid
It's all be man, I think it's a rush
Fuck I'm ass
Last in there left side. I think yeah, I'll box on box real close
I don't think I've ever died that fast.
Alright, we won the round, that's all that matters.
On my main account, I'm 4k elo.
Nice.
On this count you're like 14k bro. You're playing great
Love some saying their main account is way lower
Like probably the worst I've ever played in my whole life in that very moment
one uh there's two of them
yeah up cat hurt
like all i needed to do was just slow down and shoot like just stop using fucking utile bro
just shoot them in the fucking head
I
Somebody legal
Once you set up
It's not I think it's capital
Two more cats. One could be mid
All right, I play pretty bad that round or that whole half
I'm not a dust to player bro. I do not enjoy playing dust to
What is promotion match is 15k considered a promotion for some reason
All right hear me out be rush I will run with my full heart out you can bait off me. I will not slow down
Even if there's a Molly even if there's a Molly. Yeah, I'll run through that shit
But I'll flash behind you
No need to turn up up under right?
Playback and I push listen to yourself. How can you command if you can't follow your own direction I?
Know chat I know I did bad there. I was warning for kills
We can go away with better guns.
Sure.
I could flash over.
I guess I was about to cross.
Yeah, I got it.
Nice.
Ooh, nice.
We're walking up.
We got Bong Green.
My bad.
Spawn, spawn with AK now.
Oh, he kicked on me.
I'll give her a throw.
He's tagged.
He's gonna come cut maybe.
I don't think so, it's just a little for him.
up. You just staying CT? No, 15K. He's pro. And I played with it's
to me a world class gamer who's never been bad at any game he's ever played. And I got
boosted. And I'm trying to see if I can get to 16K. Natty. I'm I'm holding my own barely
bro yeah they're saving okay I put so bad there actually the crazy dick damage
though I know I'm so greedy bro I have greed like ingrained into my body I just
want to brag out
oh yeah we have good spawn for B but we could try to play slow I like to play
Yeah, I'm gonna double I'm gonna smoke double doors and Molly cat and we can push up
Just watch lower tons nice you push cat
all the way.
They're all in there.
Yeah, they'll be under you here.
I went through CT.
Once you're right, once I'm gonna jump up.
Bro, whoever was standing in front of me on cat, I got dinked through your body.
That's creepy.
We can try the B hit again.
Just do a save and try to hit it.
I'll just get a smoke in case they molly the sun.
well let's just push you that smoke no matter what you must click their head my
friend I think I should restart my game
ah bro you're good eight seven we're up I guess we're about to be up we're down
I'm an idiot
Push up here
Top right top right high up nice good trade double doors
Someone has these things should have a Mac 10 on you
You got a Mac 10 bush nice
I
Say
Hey, good round good eco
That's the worst nice have worse knife ever dude, I spent like a thousand dollars
I spent a thousand dollars on a case-opening contest with with stable Ronaldo for that knife
And I'm gonna throw a mid smoke that covers the doors, and then we can do the same play.
Okay, yeah we can just play slower, because they seem to have like just spammed, flashed, and pushed their cat.
I'm gonna work lower tons.
I didn't realize we had two.
Are you solo queue?
Yeah, no, I'm solo queue bro.
And if I win this, I hit 15k.
I'm gonna take a mid-op angle.
I'm gonna go A house. I'm trying to bait out like, nades and mollies.
Two crossed.
He's tied close nice anyone shouldn't have picked it up bro one more long I
Said don't pick it up, and I picked it up
Last two are mid could be cat or a fast should be close
I should not I'm just not built to op bro at least on dust too
That's my slow then we have minutes or two minutes timeout so he might come back.
Hopefully it's only a mental.
Shit.
play with the girls probably my algae I gotta work out
I've already been live five hours oh my god
control and then smoke off CT from box.
Yeah, I'm done.
I'll smoke double doors.
Okay.
I'll be live like all day tomorrow. I think at noon I'm playing games with NL
Well, I'm playing games with Squeaks lovely Momo
Some new game that comes out I forget what it's called to get noon or something and then at three
I'll be live for like I'll be live like eight hours tomorrow because I'm doing arrivals of ether tournament
Yeah, we're gonna be back. Can you buy? Can you buy a Kalani?
What can you buy we're gonna go be we're gonna go be I'll go late double doors
Oh, one more.
Dang it.
I'm still alive again.
Uh, what did I said, man?
Crush.
I'm gonna smoke the cross first.
I'm so nervous, bro. I'm playing so nervous. I thought they were going to go B main. I
I feel like that would have worked instead they went for lower tons I feel like was not the play
Probably got to go to here play for it
I can flash this out a
We got this still got it let's back off you let's back off I think we can
and catch some people lurking mid.
I think he's pushing cat.
One could have pushed up low retall.
I
Very winnable one guys on B one on a yep, go yes, I guess I last hit you should come from mid
Nice
That's an eco too
I think they rotate fast so like I think we can do three making noise be and just holding mid and a long and then end a
So let's not commit to be but let's let's make them think we're here and use everything
I'm gonna watch the cross okay, that's fine just don't commit to a yet
Yeah
I'm gonna smoke one second
He's clear let's go be
I
Play play time play behind box
I
Only flash you guys on a
one cat
it's bad, that's a fake smoke, it's bad
we don't have to commit, they have three
one scat for sure here
you need to go back in man
ok
they crossed over one
I'm going to wait till like 20 seconds and we'll pop.
Okay.
I'm watching flank, we'll wait.
Okay, I'm going.
That's right.
Fuck.
I drop on.
Okay, I'm gonna smoke double doors and Molly cat
Okay, 5v3, let's go together. Yeah, let's go, we can go, we can go.
smoke behind you
fucked
where's that smoke?
Oh my god his flash was so good
One cat push me left
Nice
Why not playing for long I genuinely don't know any playing spot
Bum bum bum
I'm flashed pretty low
Oh I'm fucking on flash
I gotta need it
three
I think you have both here okay I think just double back to cat and then you can decide
to go Airbnb.
I think it'll be the long way.
The long way.
What do you think, bro?
You're on mid.
You don't have to commit. You don't have to commit.
I beg to differ. 20 seconds we do have to commit.
he's capped down, yeah, okay, okay, oh my god
I'm going to the bottom.
Ah, that's right.
Sorry, Ludwig, I was nervous.
No worries, GG y'all.
Damn, bro.
I feel like the guy's solo pushing cat was kind of crazy.
They should have just instant wrapped B from long and I think they would have a 2v1.
they went it maybe to 1v1 but they have a more advantageous plant.
Yeah, I'm happy with how I played. I didn't play bad.
Can't end on a loss.
I have to end on a loss, bro. I got to go.
Y'all good ass stream though.
I'll play some more CS 2. I got a dip.
I got to work out. I'll be live again tomorrow. I'm live at like noon.
But you know what I actually feel like if I learn the maps I think I can hang in 14k.
I think I have a huge drop off the map isn't mirage or dust to even mirage dust is a huge
shove off but but I think I can get there I just have to spend some time like
learning the maps all right I'm out I'm gonna read my breathtaking girlfriend and
I'll see you guys tomorrow at noon see y'all thank you for watching good bye
everyone goodbye have a good night
All right, goodbye everyone. Peace out. See you later y'all. Goodbye.
Have a good night. I'll think about that.