and
Yeah, what is up, y'all?
What is up?
Welcome back to the stream.
I'm a little bit late.
We're playing with a new group today, so I'm trying to not be weird, okay?
We're playing with a new group.
I'm trying to be a normal guy. Can you play League with Jinxie? I messaged Jinxie. I said,
if you ever need a real coach, let me know. And he replied with the laughing emoji. I don't
know what that was about. I am far better than him at League of Legends. I don't think
willing to admit this sure though anyway chat today we are jumping right in I don't
have a lot of time to Billy dally but we are playing gamble with friends with I
think we got a big all group here you know what rather than me introduce them
I'll have them introduce themselves and I'll introduce myself hey I'm Derek nice
to meet you
Hey, I click the joint but nothing happened. You're in the game for you're in the game
Hello, I
Have to become your steam friend. Oh, yeah, I'll send my shit in
You trust all these strangers to spend your bank account. Yeah 100%
So yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, I think I'm easily scammable. I I I'm almost fell for a scam quite recently actually
Was it was it the video game that Ryan was playing was that this game CS 2?
No. That is a scam.
Just to a scam.
Guys, are you in the casino?
Are you in the building?
I'm literally on the.
There is already in the game.
Well, I only look at the lobby.
You got to get in the you got to get in the limo and meet me in the front of the casino.
I can't I can't do anything.
How do you how do you do that?
How do you do that?
Go to the loan shark where the phone is ringing outside.
I can't move.
I'm not a guy fucking.
fucking fucking friend.
Yeah, I'm such a fucking child.
I can't find my fucking friend number.
I've been rejoined.
I threw my friend code.
Yes, I've never ever in this probably is more of a.
Mark on my character, but I've never had a friend group call the discord
five minutes before the start time.
We're rolling different out here.
It's a different world.
I wasn't prepared.
Downloaded the game 90 minutes ago.
I'm ready for today.
Wait, it was out 90 minutes ago?
Honestly, I'm not sure, but I'm pretty prepared in general.
I kept checking.
I don't, I think it's not letting me to add juice.
Maybe you can add me.
Okay.
Did I just add someone random?
Aircoots?
There's no aircoots.
No, it's my game.
Hell yeah.
It's kind of like a nice to meet you.
Well, you said, et cetera, et cetera.
Oh, well, you thought you would have known each other by now.
I mean, I farmed I farmed blood for content already.
So in a way, we do that's right.
You did it for the month.
Oh, wait.
Well, oh, sorry.
I accidentally removed you.
I'm sorry.
But I reviewed your majong game.
No, like literally misplaced in line.
So sorry.
Oh my God.
I don't remember how that went.
I think it was bad.
I'll stop you.
I won.
Yeah, but it wasn't reaching Majang.
So it's like, does it really even count?
It was reaching.
You know what?
Sometimes you just swing really hard.
Yeah.
Balls not there.
You know what though?
You were on controller.
It's way worse for Ma.
It's harder on joy con.
I went to so many Chinese hotel rooms.
They just have a Ma Zhang table, like an automatic shop, like a nice one.
So sick.
And we would just make it shuffle and deal out all the tiles for like 20 minutes, leave it a mess.
And push them back in and yeah, that's so, that's, we have one and that's basically what I do with it.
Man.
It's like ASMR.
Dude, Steam just told me I'm not cool enough.
Are you guys okay?
In the same way that youth is wasted on the young mahjong's wasted on the normies.
You could invite me like my name is Bob Balliband with an earring.
I tried to add Ludd in it and said, you can't invite this guy.
You can't be only the cool, only the cool people can come in and I'm sorry.
I opened the game and it said, are you lucky?
And I said, yes.
And then it flipped the coin and it shut the game off. Yeah.
Way, mine didn't do that.
It might just be a lucky.
I'm just fucking with you.
Hey.
It's actually RNG you can try 30 times I fail
It seems like I failed twice. I think Corey's got the record. I'm in for real now
Just to be sure like no one's playing anything right now. We're all on the starting screen right like I'm not missing out
Yes, I'm clicking on the screen like a madman like I'm getting fucking beans. It do be it do be shooting you can be shooting
All right, and then I'll press host game
Yeah, let's go. We'll join us like an hour. That's right. That's right.
Here we go. Here we go. Imagine how much money you could win, Grandpa.
Whoa! Oh, there's an A.
Oh, okay, okay. I guess I'll mute.
I'll mute on this card. Wait, can you hear me? I can hear you well.
heck yeah I hear you I think we're like pieces from the game lucky
Change the color.
Oh, you're bathing in your own piss.
Oh, no!
Hey, though, I want the green.
I want the green.
Oh, you can change your color in the piss pool.
They give a fuck, man.
I'm gonna leave under the stairs.
I took so much practice to get the, to pick the blood color.
Dude, the worst part is I was watching you do it on stream before.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
I think we gotta go out and gamble.
Wait, wait, wait. This might be peak. Check this out.
Oh, hell, yeah.
How'd you do that?
Emo wheels on R?
Oh.
Smoke?
Whoa.
They probably spent a whole day on this.
Death is a Garmite, taking one alone.
Wait, wait.
What?
Oh.
Oh, my god.
That was a shame.
I'm feeling like the white queen.
But you can do it.
What happened?
I had a hat.
Oh.
Oh
Okay, baby, I don't think that
He's like a little ticket price shop
Oh
He said hello to me it's freaking me out
What are you doing Ryan? Oh, no
I'm seeing a thousand out of 1.2k. I don't know that means but I see yeah top left there's 15
Yeah, yellow tickets. There's gotta be a way to actually gamble on a retreat
Shit rolls back time you can own a casino or that one's does
You gotta talk to this guy when his phone rings and then the door opens up then you get in the limo
And you get in the casino
Holy shit
What if I just get in here without giving him any money?
Oh shit
Is everyone here?
Okay, I'm a prolific gambler. I should be able to do well for my team here.
Oh
Oh my gosh, look at this place
It's beautiful
Here we go. I'll pick up the baseball bat. It wouldn't let me
Are you guys out of the game?
When I was saying I'm being kind of normal so far, anybody?
No, no, we got hurt in the end.
Sorry, that was on me.
Oh, that's awesome.
Alright guys, up to the first floor of the casino.
What the, we were on the roof?
Ew, that was the best elevator of all time.
Yeah, we're these guys.
Oh, this is this.
Oh, so we're just genuinely gambling.
Wait, recently? Yeah, I think so.
Put on clothes?
I feel underdressed.
Wait, excuse me, 6'7"?
6
This guy's drinking and looking at me. Oh my god
What does this do free money?
Do they definitely had a conversation about our that's right
Six seven never I've never been to a casino in real life. So this is have you not
Usually it's just a bunch of old guys
Which shows okay, okay, okay sushi hold up. I'm a real gambler
Everyone knows you gambler
I'm putting my money on Yarl
Yes
Can we bet together or do we have to watch someone singularly do this?
I want Yarl. Oh wait, we have to choose one
That's a big deal.
Oh, I got all the credit for your game.
I got all the credit because I pressed the play button.
We want. We share money. We share money.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. I feel bad.
Oh, no, but it does have the powder, the 450 on LOD.
Yeah, why is there a red?
There's a red on you, so what is that?
You already lost $151?
I don't have any money to gamble.
What are you talking about?
I don't have any money to gamble.
money you have money I can't I can't press anything it locked me out it locked
me out it's cuz you have the baseball that oh my screen next max bed is a
hundred out of the baseball bed of the casino kind of a weird look 180 that's
that 180 let's do let's do what was the 50 50 okay 50 50 on what I'm loving
this bet red black just a straight black bit red black 50
this year yeah my friend call me the other day he said red or black oh god
yeah it's right you just it's you know the martin gale bedding system unfortunately
I won't lose to Mineroad be so unlikely. Oh god three in a row be insane
giving back to smaller streamers.
And so like, don't sweat it, you know?
Can I tell you, you did way better here
than in rehearsal, like in rehearsal when you were doing it.
I felt like you didn't believe it,
but here it's like, I believe it authentically.
Dude, can I just be real with you?
When, I mean, and L's like scripted compliments
that he was supposed to give me to give me
a sense of like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you've come or something?
Yeah, and L's scripted compliments
that he was supposed to give me
to boost my self esteem
and like increase my sense of self and belonging.
Like that hasn't happened yet,
but he's kind of like a little ornery
an actor so I don't know what to do I get a little ornery when I drink to yeah
yeah
red red yes huge oh I did watch a modern video oh really yeah what'd you think I
thought this game fucking sucks admittedly in closeout out of rage but
then I saw stands play and I said why are you betting against me oh yeah well
Well then we can't lose no matter what.
Working down.
I'm in.
It answers my pupil.
Okay this is a big bet here.
Yeah, yeah.
This could put us into math debt.
Yeah.
Oh god.
That's okay.
I need to win one.
Oh my god.
My god
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I reset. I reset. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out
What we lost oh my god, okay, I think the stats on the right is that we're all stats
I'm plus 555
I'm minus three thirty. I'm a little leaderboard. I don't even see how much you may write. I just was 30, but this is yeah
I don't even see rise name. I'm not
How do you see the leader? I only see myself wait are you in our group? Are you just gambling by yourself?
They're on money. I'm Bob Alabama with a muscle with a year nearing. No, I don't see in the group
There's only four people gambling. Yeah, there's how much money do you have in the top right 762
Okay, so we're the same weird. Okay. Hold up. I gotta smoke about this
I
Think I have it
Did I click no nope?
Oh, no, I had a cigarette in America. It tastes different. I don't know
Retrieve items
What are you pinching his nose? That's crazy
We can go
I think we go back to the base and then the shark kills us probably and then we start again
Cuz we we didn't get what we needed. Oh, it's like lethal company. Yeah. Oh
What do we need guys?
One point UK normal on all this. Oh
I don't know if you can meet leaves hole
Yeah, you can I can see yours. That's oh you see the ground Jesus Christ
Oh my god, you just fucking shot him!
Okay.
Ryan is MVP.
Some of us were acclimating to the smoke filled halls of the casino, okay?
You get tickets for gambling the most and losing it though.
For anyone who's guess.
Hell yeah.
Holy cow, man.
Oh no.
Are you supposed to be killed of Mice and Men style?
Oh dude.
Oh no.
I'm taking out the pastor, bro.
Oh, we gotta dig our own grave man. Get in. There's a fuck scene.
There's guns. Oh, those are party bags. Yeah, they're gonna kill us.
I saw him in the exact scene. Was it like Joe Pesci? No, it was way more
horrible. It was, I shouldn't even bring it up. It's actually a
hell of a situation. Oh no.
Pace out a true story, a real tragic shit. But, uh, a good gambling game though.
Oh, nice try everyone, nice try.
Fourteen bucks.
He's on minus three hundred and thirty-seven.
I don't know how that happened.
What would minus five hundred?
Weird doesn't come out, but he does include it in the total.
Yes.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Probably your name is too long.
For the record, I wanted to bet on it.
Okay.
Game did come out today.
Alright, come on.
Hold 80 continue, hold.
I
Honestly respond I've got 15 tickets now
Yes
They were giving us some stat boosts, right? Yeah
Don't don't start I think I need to quit and rejoin
Okay, okay. Hello
Okay, Ray
Ray there's not a video game on earth that you beat me at the only thing you beat me at straight up
is basketball that's the only thing on earth and then do I invite there's not a
single other activity
I guess I can't hear us right now, right?
oh Jesus Christ
oh there he is
people with him
he's in
oh Bob Alibair is in here
what's up y'all
yo let's go
but what's this
oh this is shady
oh my gosh
okay what's that
you can't be this yes great any day
I promise you any day
There's less than two of them here.
Yeah, I'm gonna run up.
Oh, okay.
We're gambling.
Oh!
Here you go.
Wait, there's baskets all?
That's for you.
Whoa.
Thanks.
I think when we bring them in...
What?
Did you just yell at you?
See?
I apologize to you.
I told you there's not how it works.
I need to talk about this.
Did I just buy something?
Do I look different?
Because I opened a loot box.
Yeah, I think you look the same.
You got a treasure there.
Yeah.
I'm curious to know.
Oh, I like the basketball.
That's fair.
Yeah, they have a whole basket over here.
Hey, what do you have there?
I have a...
Hey, what the fuck?
I'm not even able to pick anything.
Where'd the my thing go?
It was on keep.
Oh, this is awesome.
Where'd my goblin go?
I don't think they like that in...
I'm ready.
Why that?
Wait, is this the devs?
Wait, can you do that?
This is definitely the dev hacking an orc thing right?
Jesus Christ, you're in motion.
Increase the power of each item.
You're my friend, okay!
Dev, if this is you, say a slur.
No, no, no, it's a slur, it's a high mob!
Otherwise we can't be sure.
Okay, how did you get a gun?
Oh!
I'm literally being bullied.
Oh my!
No, oh my god!
Okay, your gun has flown out of the map.
Wait, I lost my rewind time.
item wait I lost my item when I got shot in the head by a stray bullet I bought
two items and it's just not here did you buy a goblin with this gun of a body
part it pays 33% of the quota.
Really?
Yeah, so if any of...
Going outside to damn gamble?
Hell yes Tim!
Wait, where did my gun go?
Dude, I'm gone.
I'm gonna get into the casino.
But surely you do because...
It seems like, yeah, I think maybe you retrieve items from this guy, remember?
Well, we're in an open grade.
I wanted to hit us with the...
I don't have any items!
I
Have an adorable chunky cat wait, you literally do bro. I bought two of these mystery bugs and his shit
Oh
Let's let's coordinate. Let's all go all in at the same time and if we come out behind we use a time machine
I think so I think
Wait, why do we have a hundred dollars?
We have 1k.
We have 1,000.
Yeah, we have 1,000.
For me, it says 100.
Hmm.
Guys, I think our game is broken.
Yeah.
I think our game is broken.
What does the cat do?
You know what?
I'll rewind time to before it is broken.
There you go.
Okay.
Dude, nothing happened.
Let us in, we want a gamble.
Let me know what this call is for.
Hey, you try, you try, you try.
When you're so touched starved, you're just interacting with the sketchy guy.
Maybe you press on stock?
Press...
Before a bot?
On stock? Yeah, but it's all ported in here.
Alright, uh, remake, remake, remake, remake.
Okay
Just a little oopsie
We plan we're playing a new group today, Northern line
Lovely mobile Corey new song and squeaks
And then I'm gonna play counter strike to global or not a little offensive counter strike to
What's up y'all? What's up? Oh?
Hello, hello. Hey, hello
All right, see you in the game bozos. Goodbye. I
Was in discord
But I see I see everybody I see a thousand dollars
Maybe let's not beat the shit out of each other and buy
I'm
Yeah, okay, but I think if you buy the item straight up you don't get it, but the mystery ones we did get I don't know that was weird
Unless there's like a sorely place you to put them well you I thought you bought it put it in here hit by right
Where it goes
It disappears.
Yeah, no, then it goes to the retrieve guy.
That makes sense.
I bought it and I put it in the limo
and it fucking disappeared forever.
Oh, yes. And all my tickets are gone this time.
Yes.
I think all of our tickets are gone.
Oh, chest-borne, too.
Yeah.
You guys know...
I wanted to be first.
You guys know you have side quests, too, right?
Yeah.
Oh, I've left.
I'm gonna land in an all-in-out red, baby.
Yep. Oh, maybe we all got the same one.
Oh! Our stuff! Our stuff!
Yes! Alright!
Alright, I'm going straight to it.
I also have a time machine.
So if your time machine doesn't work, we use your song's time machine.
Huge.
Wait, so we should test the time machine by doing two bets?
Let's collude, yeah. Let's collude on roulette.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big... Oh, we do two big roulette bets, yeah?
So why not just put...
You could put everything on one note.
My time machine. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm going all on the side.
Wait, it was zero. It was zero. So, yeah.
Don't go all on red. Go all on a number, man.
We got a touch machine. Take a risk.
Isn't it zero? We just know it?
True.
Wait, because–
Oh, wait!
What the–
Oh, shit.
You spin it, use the time machine, and then run it back–
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, can we spin it?
Oh!
Let's spin it for like–
Let's spin it for like, like, let's just spin it for like, just red to do our daily.
Yeah, okay, huge.
They're not listening, they're not listening.
Okay, Black 28, Black 28, okay, one more time, one more time, one more time.
One more time?
I've used it.
Black 28.
All in, all in, all in.
Just one more time!
Oh my god.
How do you say time machines work?
Oh my god.
One more time, what the fuck?
We have any more time machines man. Yeah, sorry stuff of us got really nervous in the time machine
Okay, run it again. I'm going back on 20. We have to go red
Okay, we're
Okay
What's going on here bud I won
I
360 we only have four minutes I
Have to bet it on red and win
Mother
Blackjack
It's right the counts good the counts good
I
Love just hit what just hit
I didn't even get to spend any of Ludwig's money just now. Everyone's too fast with it
I don't have any money
I don't know about you, but I'm the only one who's in the blue right now.
French well-polished!
I don't even know what to do. I don't even know what to do.
This is not gonna work.
Guys! Guys, I think we have to clear the hole.
No, we don't kill anybody! We just win it back! There you go, 3x!
And then we double it. We go again. We double it and give it to the next guy.
if they win this I can go if they win this I can go we don't have any money I
can't gamble I got no money I'm trying to take their money the moment they
win I'm trying to take their money but this is what I do this is what I do
The money is in this video.
What?
We lost all of our money, guys.
Oh, my God.
Ryan's coming back.
Oh, my God.
We lost all of our money.
Oh, no.
He's running away from the gun.
Guys, I think we have to pollute and kill somebody.
Wait, wait.
I can win this $4 martingale, martingale.
I think it's either, I think it's either
Like 370 is just a bad day that anyone could have to 380 is like willful negligence, you know
I to be fair to be fair what's your last word?
Ryan bet with my money can I say that?
Ryan bet with my money, I feel like that's good
I didn't even get to bet with Ludwig's money, people are out here
You should honestly shoot me, I lost everything about myself
Because you know
Oh shit
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back
Oh yeah, $400, oh my god, $400
I'm gonna send all of Dutch guys
Wait, we have how much money?
$3,000? How much is it all gone?
Money, man, the money's gone!
Oh my god, I need to get the cash back!
Oh my god!
Shoot me! Shoot me!
Shoot me in the skull! Shoot me in the skull!
Shoot me, I want a gamble, shoot me, I want a gamble
Oh yeah
I did not even gamble, cause you guys are fucking all the money!
We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back!
Guys we're back!
Hey don't shoot me again, I'm actually winning, I'm actually winning, I'm actually winning.
Are you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at-
You lost it!
Oh my god!
You lost!
I got 240 just now.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Ryan, what the fuck are you doing bro? You just lost 1.85k!
I didn't hold it, I didn't hold it, I'm sorry, I didn't hold it.
I had a gamble, oh my god.
Look at this, genuinely look at this.
I'm gonna stop gambling! I made it into positives!
Oh my god
Or is no mouth
Some of us were heroes that volunteered to be shot so that we could spend it on
Your chill your chill, but I can't smoke for some other
Shoot your mouth off!
You're serious?
So funny.
Fucking monster, dude.
I'm sure your mouth off, man.
I'm so sorry.
We'll go home.
This is a great day of work, everyone.
Damn.
It's just like the movie 21.
It's a bit too shoot your mouth off.
I'm not like a math genius, bro.
I'm looking at this.
I'm pretty sure we were down like a grand.
Oh my god.
And we just made up for it with body parts.
I think that's what happened.
Some of us really carry towards the end with Duck Race.
I don't know, you're still in the van!
Garret Watcher's life is so fucked up, man.
Oh, it's so bad.
Oh my God, Ryan, you're just so bad!
We're in the dead end, guys!
I was having a lot of fun!
The day ended, I was always having a lot of fun.
Jesus Christ.
I'm glad they're the same you.
I can't hear you!
I don't know what you're saying.
One more? Again?
I have no mouth maybe you just didn't for don't have a mouth for ever
We buy my mouth us in what bank now we're gonna broke
I was shot, but I don't know what's wrong with me
have them here i'ma let them out
i think the gun is where it's
we don't have an even in body torch
without the gun we would have had
nothing, what do you want?
oh no
i don't
i know but i appreciate the offer
gory we don't know what you're saying
yeah
okay who got two eyes
who got two eyes
i think gory got, okay gory made that thing
we'll shoot one of your eyes next
I think so. I think you're good. Yeah, you're fine. Yeah, you're fine great
Oh, maybe I can't hear good
They're going to say, they're going to say, Nate hates Corey.
What do they hate Corey so much?
I don't want to go to bed.
Okay, we have a chance.
He doesn't get it, man.
He doesn't get it.
Corey, do you know his attention?
He uses baseball bat and hit them.
Capture a winning player for extra profit?
Okay.
Okay, that is insane.
Sorry, that is insane.
Sir? What the fuck just happened?
You bet $500!
No I didn't! I got it and then someone knocked me while I was mid-blackjack head!
Now I lost.
We up. Yeah, we up.
You're fucked man.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
You're still in the red, too. Yeah, we're gonna make our comeback
If you take that 315
What do you use this craps
Wait, how do we have no money
Spends such large amounts of money
Stop spending all the money at the same time. We were over the corner that we needed it.
Why do I throw it? Oh.
What the fuck?
The money?
We're going to be turned for the likes.
I am the negative seven that you need to know.
He don't shoot me, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, don't shoot me.
We have four Xs.
Four Xs? What happened?
Win on five. Oh, this is the worst version of crafts I've ever played in my life.
Play any games? You need 45 to bet on anything.
I think we gotta shoot blood.
But I haven't done anything I haven't done anything and I just want and I just want
Patience I got patience it's called hitting on a 14
No one's ever gonna want to play Munchin' again.
Shoot me, shoot me in the skull.
Wait!
It probably should be the last place person.
Let's go.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
Thank you.
Why?
about getting shot that's why I got it's like a you're supposed to get your
supposed to I look at me I have I'm the only one who's in the green I'm
literally saving you guys what you say
The chill in the world
His face is like
No, you shut up!
Yeah, because we needed the money, dude!
What happened to me?
No, you're so shit, look at his little mouth now!
God, shut up!
I'm gonna win it all on Duck Race
Wait, this seems fun
There's gotta be another way to make money
Oh, dude, look at that!
We both got it
We're gonna just start whaling on it
Oh, I spent $460!
$6 dollars again
Or someone maybe got shot again, I'm gonna bet it all on that race
People spend money like even yeah, it's a yabba day
It's a yabba day
I was waiting so much
and now we have zero dollars
Morrowind, there's a way
There's a way
Shoot K-Sci
Wait, why did you do that?
I was waiting so much
and now we have zero dollars
Shoot K-tie.
Wait, why am I? Why me?
I know we literally have to set it up here.
30 seconds left.
We have to go fast! We have to go fast!
We have 30 seconds!
You shot her, Mike. You shot her, Mike.
Okay, no, no, no!
Go to the wheel! Go to the wheel and go all the way!
Shut the damn door and make your way!
Wait, wait, wait! Where's my...
What about this thing?
Your body! Your body!
I'm setting my body! What the fuck, man?
Go to the wheel! Go to the wheel!
Gamble it all! I'll take your picture after we win!
Thank you. Thank you, Cody.
Thank you, Cody.
We're gonna win.
Go again, go again, go again!
Okay, that's not bad, that's not bad.
Oh my gosh!
You guys are monsters.
I can't believe Ludwig, Ludwig shoot my body, dude.
I can't even walk.
It's a bombic camp.
I'm gonna fucking defend myself.
Oh, I guess you can maybe aim a little bit.
I don't know if it, I don't know if it works.
What does the gun do if you shoot somebody?
The only person who came up with a possible winning strategy
This is crazy. This is insane
We were we were so good we were there
1.8k
The amount of time that we were at six was sober. My graph isn't the worst
Like have you ever been to casino or something like
I love the way the Ducks walk.
You just don't want to do...
I'll say any modern players, dude.
Guys, hey, someone pick me up, please.
Thank you.
No, we're heading there.
Did you not throw me?
Get on with me, guys.
Do you not?
I want to do what Corey thinks about this.
Wait, I want to do my...
You're the smartest guy with a known wall.
And you can't see they've made up their mind tenor to stop.
This sucks.
Can you guys not play with me?
I don't know that I've gambled away three million dollars.
I can't understand you at all.
This is shit, my girl.
Oh my god, I hate you.
I hate you so much.
This sucks.
If you didn't run when I told them to shoot your eye out, you wouldn't have lost your body.
I said shoot new songs I I was the only one who was making money in the group
1.6 kind of a grievous
1.67
You know what I mean?
1.67
I think we should shoot the body part of the negative the most negative players. Wait that's actually genius
Yeah, I need some rules to get
I love the idea that if you're the most minus you have to donate your body part
because you can shoot the arms off or something should we maybe do it at minute
two so then you have some work you know what I mean because I got minute yeah
or if we go if we go bankrupt that's a good idea that if we're over the
money we maybe like to leave that's smart you want to play really still game
the chest oh yeah you have to throw the piece watch me
fuck he took my shit have you ever heard of this off the song
I'm gonna buy shit with all the money.
Oh my gosh.
What are you buying?
I bought a chip where it lets you go all in for free once.
It's like a get out of jail free card I think.
That could be amazing.
And then I feel like the triple or lose your last win is good.
No, it's bad though cuz you couldn't lose it
We could buy one more goodbye goodbye the random item mystery box, maybe
It's a lot. It's a lot.
Oh my god.
I know you like that, Ryan.
Is that what it looks like?
Get a room.
Oh my god.
Hey.
Get a room.
Oh, hell yeah.
On the gun.
Right.
Everyone chill.
Chill, chill.
We don't need to watch.
Chill, chill, chill.
I'm just holding it.
This is my gun.
Chill, chill, chill.
I have a triple or lose your last win.
What?
So if you're in the red, you get shot.
That's a really low win.
Three dollars.
Well, brother, I'm just trying to farm my, I mean, you get a 10X to get eight tickets.
Oh, but the signal goes up after, like the, the amount of what you can get.
Yeah, exactly.
Also, you have to be like over the minimum, too.
So you can get kind of softlocked.
You know what the hell's going on with this machine, by the way?
like a real slot machine for me. What's your bonus objective?
Uh, jackpot hunter.
I think we all have the same amount.
I'm hoping to get ten bucks on this.
Wait.
Let's go.
You guys kind of soft come.
Wait.
That's 1.5X.
How much are you? Are you betting a dollar?
I'm betting a dollar every time until I get my jackpot.
I'm betting sixty dollars. I'm down to three hundred.
How are you so bad at gambling?
I'm having a great time over here.
I don't know what's wrong with them.
Surely some machines do.
Why is that?
Who's he?
That's us.
He's in-game.
And gave him so
About to get shot in the skull
Guy who still enjoys his mouth for the time being crazy, but you get that you get the gist
I'm not the lowest
Would you give me a shot?
And you broke the social code
Shoot your son shoot your son's arm. Is it cuz it plays maja?
He shot a lot of time
I
So bad for me socially
I
So bad for me socially
$53
I
Am I'm like I am I just some money
Wait
This is this is this is genuinely one of the worst machines I've ever
I'm at minus 2k
I'm back. I'm back. I'm so back. I'm so back
We got a minute. We got a double our money
Come on, 13 showing a dealer 9 hit.
18, 21.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Love brought us back.
Shoot my arm, shoot my arm Kate, take my arm.
It won't, it won't.
I don't think I can shoot your arm.
I'm holding it.
Oh shit!
It's RNG dude, I think it's RNG because I shot your eye.
I shot your eye.
I swear.
Oh, this is this is
How does this work check
How does that work
Okay, okay, okay fair enough. Okay, I am I'm a reformed gambler. I'm gonna go into that to see
What the fuck? Oh perfect. It's like what?
I lose all your money. What did I do? No, we actually made it. Some of us more than others.
One V1
In a new lobby, it's like the progress resets. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, we literally have not made it past day one
Yeah, because you guys are waiting for me obviously exactly the king damn perfect time. Oh, I gamble every day. I'm a huge gambler
I think it's safe to say you saw it's really bad. I'm down. I'm down bro. I'm down bro. I think you just addicted to Ducks
Can you bet less money on ducks?
You could but then the sheer euphoria that you get from winning at Ducks is not as big
I'll give you the rundown speaks. Okay
right okay is betting a dollar on slots doing nothing okay I literally did you not
see me win the dice game and get us over 1.2k so we actually made quota did I'm
just giving the general vibe okay you saw it's been $4,000 on Ducks loses it all
Cory hasn't spoken and Kate will just shoot you in the skull unwarranted
Well, you can shoot me.
Oh, what the hell?
Only if you're a bed.
Oh, you're threatening me.
Can I offer right here?
Choose your hair.
Choose where you're in last.
Which was last?
What was the real decision made?
In the bathroom.
Where's the bathroom?
Get in the tub, bro.
What color would you be?
I feel like this guy would be good for you.
Here we go, here we go.
Oh, it looks like pee.
Oh no.
Wait, what color do you want?
I believe blue.
I want pee.
I'll be purple.
Safe choice.
Is that the wrong choice?
I feel like I messed up already.
I feel like that was a lot.
I mean grimaces are his yellow.
No coffee right in front of me.
I did.
Yo dude, do you see the parkour course?
Oh
Squeeze I think it's made by the people who made the glass game. Oh carry the glass. Yeah
Okay, let's lock in here. Use on keypad to increase maximum bet. We don't need that.
Get ticket on profit. No. While active, prevent nearby loss, gain a random item.
While active, prevent all loss nearby. That's kind of good. And we have everybody. This is good.
This is good
Cuz if we use that if we use that specifically on the on the casino slots
You can have everyone max the slots and then just smacks roll for as long as available
Fuck is this guy
Polly says, when that gets damaged, you're gonna fall in the blood!
What?
I don't know, I don't know, it's Polly, I guess.
Here.
Where's the gambling?
Gambling's in the limo, everyone has to be in the limo.
You're smoking weed?
Nah, I'm smoking it, so it's a nicotine, mostly.
Should we go gamble?
Oh, it's a split.
Yeah, guys, I have a really good strat this time.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
What's up?
I have an item.
item it allows you to stop all loss nearby so we go to the cook and the
slots and max out bets and we just start spinning phrases okay that was good
You guys knew this one?
Yeah.
Okay, I gotta stop with the ducks.
Are we gonna get your items from the sketchy guy?
My gun.
Are we about the gun again?
I can't be trusted with the items.
Okay.
I don't know what makes it active.
active
Yeah, I don't want to do it though because I feel like you can only do it a limited amount of times
Yeah, so let's go to the slots
Here
Okay, don't don't spin him yet. Don't spin him yet
I
Don't spin yet right yeah, yeah, we're missing one slot machine we can fill up
Someone has already lost
I get in the slot bless you
Everyone starts spinning go
You're gonna play some games! You're gonna hit them all!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
You're gonna play some games!
It's fine, it's fine, stop, stop, stop!
That did nothing, that did nothing!
Holy shit, they're not gonna kill me today!
They're not gonna kill me, I'm not gonna kill you!
That did almost nothing, that was insane.
Wait, we have a thousand bucks, I'm going all in!
Oh, I've been a wimp, I've been a wimp!
I feel good, I have a wimp!
Squeaks, whoever's the lowest gets shot.
Oh, shit!
Where's the...
Oh, look at that!
We only got the wheel and roulette
Okay, okay, that was good.
I came out, Ethan.
And then, uh, where's my blackjack?
Shit.
Where's my blackjack?
Oh, shit!
Because it's like...
I needed that!
Wait, I'm so rich!
I'm rich!
I think I just got, I think, 50 cents, which is kind of...
I don't even think I can run.
Someone just said Yara.
Someone just said y'all are so...
This game...
The ducks are a losing competition.
Oh shit!
So this game is actually just gambling?
Please...
I don't know what I'm saying.
Why do you say it so negatively?
You should be saying,
wait, this game is actually just gambling?
Okay.
Are you dubbing this?
No, it's positive.
I'm trying to block this,
but people keep saying,
get me a machine!
This is thermically the monster.
Okay.
Oh, this one's hot. I'm all in.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what is 360?
What is 360?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, we got it, we got it, we got it.
We can just leave, we can leave.
We can leave, we got our 10x yet.
We still got our link, we keep going for that.
No, no, no, no.
I'm feeling really low, I gotta go up.
I'm not kidding.
You know what? I'm sorry.
Whoa!
This is it.
Oh, so fucking bad.
This is incredible.
Oh, my God.
I can't do this.
Oh, I'm actually going to suck you in
so you don't know what I mean right now.
Oh, shit!
Yeah, that's fucking nice.
That's a fucking mess.
We need our tickets!
We're trying to get to the other side.
I want to personally be positive, so I'm going to be a little greedy.
I want to be positive.
If I just win this, I'll be positive.
It won't fuck us up too bad. I'm just going to play one hand.
And I'm done. And I'm done. And I'm done.
And now I'm in the positive.
cars part of the positive train.
Okay, the first four for good luck, Blake the Curse.
$13?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I got a seven X.
Hey, hey.
What the fuck has this game done to everyone?
Look at them.
Spamming the button, I've never seen them like this.
They're at the age now where this is like pure fucking bullshit.
They're bringing their retirement to Vegas just for to get in quarters and I'm gonna cash it out.
That was a beautiful day. One place.
That was really good. Father of two really carried? Father of two really carried?
Yes.
What did you do to hit the thousand?
Oh, I just spun the wheel and put it all in.
I got five X.
It's evil.
Oh, shit.
I did that so many times that I lost thousands.
Let's think about that.
Let's pick a fucking balltube this night.
How long were we in there?
This guy's eyeballing me in the front man.
Got it. Got there.
Kate couldn't have but noticed your lasts.
I was already dead!
What is that?
Yeah, I think it's totally full of us.
Oh
We really did need our carry yeah, he's the chosen one I'm telling you I gamble every day
It's a gamble whether you pick up your kids from school
Oh
We can buy cosmetics no no no these are buffs for the game so spin for a chance to
Increase profit while
get a form it's in there the machines are on i don't want them to take my machine
he's unironically talking exactly like my ex-girlfriend's girl okay so here's the tech here's the tech
they didn't see what's in the mystery box and then devise a strategy around it
what is it it's a microphone mystery box i i cracked it i cracked it what is bonus draw
What is that?
I used it!
I can't believe it!
That was really funny.
So you song bought it.
Ludwig opened it.
Squeaks picked it up and then you...
Okay.
230 and I just have to win 3 times.
Check it out. This is the challenge.
Spin the wheel challenge. There's a challenge right now?
I already have one, I already have one. One skill of real challenge complete.
I am. Minimum battle might be the final one.
I cast a buff around you so we can get bigger wins.
Oh hell yeah. Why is he on the loudspeaker?
Oh, oh, you know I'm a dreamer.
You don't lose all your money.
Oh, oh, oh!
We had a runaway hide.
Oh, the real person.
Wait, what?
Holy shit!
We did it!
Holy fuck.
Oh my fucking god.
Stop gambling!
Wait, I have it!
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm wondering if I don't, I lost half my money.
One more spin, I swear, one more spin.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Now I'm just going to be playing for the, this is the love of the game I'm playing for right here.
No more, no more.
14 out of 5, we should stand.
Oh no.
I got you guys!
I guess this is hitting very high.
Oh, oh, double that.
We even got our bonus objective.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woo!
I'm hot.
I'm hot right now.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm hot.
Let me get, let me stand.
Let me stand.
No, I'm telling you, it's three years for the good
of everyone.
OK, OK, I'll tap, I'll tap, I'll tap, I'll tap.
I'll tap, I'll tap.
OK, Gigi, Gigi, let's leave.
We can probably leave early, no?
We'll just leave?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ew, Gigi, Gigi, Gigi.
Thank God I used a 10% draw.
10% draw?
It would be so devious if they didn't let you leave till the day was done.
There's no way we would have the impulse to kill him.
I see now where they lock the doors.
Wait.
Oh my God.
That was a good run.
Wait, that item you had was insane.
Yeah!
You sing and then it like doubles the amount you win or something.
Oh, you had that?
Yeah!
So I was just singing in the middle of the wheels in your jackpots guy, we just really wanted this name
That's a ton of tickets
Okay, you saw you are banned from spending our tickets and squeaks your band from opening them
The horse is also laying with that you better get to the ticket chest for use on expenses. Yeah
No, it's okay.
Okay, be patient, patient.
We're all on everything.
We're fucking on profit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hear me out, then we should reroll.
Reroll?
I agree.
What if we max and then bet, and then we go all...
Oh, increase profit while drunk.
Well, I think you'll make it.
Yay!
I'm buying it.
Wait, spend it first.
I'm getting it.
I caught I caught I caught. Yeah, yeah, then bye. Oh
Thank you. You know what we could do you can combine the increase the limit with the free max bet oh
Shit, and they could do a single bed of it like a thousand dollar. Oh my god
Not yet
It'll happen though!
How many days do you think you have to go?
What if I'm thousand?
I'm the opposite of father of two right now.
Oh thank you! My dream!
Who bought random item?
I bought this one whatever you use it on yeah, it has to be whatever the highest
Play is so don't listen to me
Press Q Q right now on your keyboard does that work
You know
next on slot machine and we're back yeah let's go
Oh, stop!
Oh my God!
Oh, crap.
That was supposed to be me!
What have you said?
That was supposed to be me!
There's nothing I think she said.
I...
Stroke, man.
I...
I want that.
That was me.
Are you okay?
I'm...
She's drunk, bro.
She's drunk.
Oh, she's drunk.
Oh, my God.
I'm not talking.
Your coins don't drive crazy.
Really? Stop laughing!
I was going for the idea!
The jackpot hunter! The jackpot hunter!
I was betting $4.
You really need the tickets.
That's a good idea.
And I love that you're speaking up your speech for the team.
Oh no! Now we gotta wear the Gamble 4 because we're low!
I was talking a little plus 500 guides I'm going to do. No puns.
Oh my god, I'm doing it, I'm doing it again!
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over!
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
We should get the hug.
So what happened?
I didn't do anything.
I actually didn't do anything.
I was just watching my number look bad.
We do still need a pen.
I mean, we got two minutes and 30 seconds left.
Yeah, you can, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a lemon.
Are you still in your machine?
I'm not catching shit.
Okay, do you see my phone?
I thought it was your phone.
My number hasn't changed.
You saw it?
You're like, can I play with you?
No, no, no, no.
You were really, really scared.
You could drive me.
I got it!
Sorry, I got it.
Oh, no.
I
Catch you playing the ducks again, I shoot you in the skull
I was going all in losing, shooting someone in the face to get 500 bucks. Immediately someone had to get 500 bucks.
Excuse me, what are you doing?
Huh? I'm trying to teach Corey a lesson.
I was using the item, okay? I didn't get the game down.
I'm getting beat up with Corey.
Some of us even volunteer to get the game down.
Why am I getting beat up?
Because I don't have a good AoE for Corey.
I'm getting beat up with Corey.
I think I just left two more dollars because of that.
Wait, I think you're right.
What does inbred luck mean?
Oh, it's bad luck.
I'm sorry.
Holy shit.
The graph is going to look awesome.
Look at that graph.
Wait, that doesn't look that good.
You actually had an awesome day, you son.
You kind of, you brought yourself back a little.
Yeah, yeah.
Still at minus, though.
20 tickets!
But I still think that strategy is really good though, of the free bet and the increased bets.
Wake up, wake up! Run, run, run!
Wait, go to the tickets!
Don't let it run from time to time! Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!
I'm last, I'm so slow.
Yeah, yeah, you got me.
Mystery box, thanks for your-
I didn't get a chance to read your last laws.
Why would I buy mystery box, you son?
Hey, we should read it.
It could even be another mystery box.
I know, but it's
I think you're bad at gambling, okay, you never know
I don't I don't understand how in the end it said you were negative 600. Yeah
While you're singing I can increase the max back
Trying to guys we could have had this on Ryan's cruise
I have a statue. I have a statue.
It applies to the existence of the platforms.
No.
I'm not using it!
Put the mic down!
Really? Because I wasn't acting.
I clicked two. I clicked two.
Whoa!
Oh my gosh!
It's a new game!
I'm not using it!
It's a new game!
Wait, should I be in the center of the wheels and then make it all wheels?
Oh shit.
Oh yeah.
It is.
Can I do this in the middle of all of us?
Oh, I'm falling!
Okay wait, I'm gonna do it, okay?
I'm gonna raise my statue.
I'm on the wheels.
Guys, I'm making a big bet here.
I'm making a really big bet here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I
Think I lost a lot of money
So what is this?
I don't understand how this works.
Oh, it's going to give me a number between 1 and 100.
And I can choose whatever number I want.
So if I go like here, I'll get 5x.
And then I can say it's going to be under or over.
So I think it's gonna be under 18 and then I can bet let's just say four hundred eighty
I don't see where the number is
Did I just lose?
I don't see where you see it you win though
Oh here it is
Oh it's this it's this
Okay that's a big win that's a big win. Oh it's Pachinko. Oh hell yeah.
Oh you can mask the balls.
I think Ryan's spending money right now.
I'm way up.
Let's stop our money.
I won this money for us.
Okay, I'm out.
I'm out.
I left. I left. I left. I left.
We don't have a gun.
I think someone has a gun.
Stop it get in here
Well, we got 300 bucks to play
I have a really good game for $300 though
I'm talking all around though. I lost so much money
I think they bet 9,000 on wheels to this game.
They do need to make a way to drag someone out like if you got a person out of the baseball
huge yeah we got a gun oh my god I can't afford the camera what do we buy I don't
think we buy any of this capture a winning
Please miss this!
He's out!
He's behind the stairs, I'm not the person that was in the problem.
You're doing the harm, bro!
I don't know, it looks green on camera.
You're pot of harm.
I am not.
Okay, okay, okay.
What's being us off?
You can pick somebody up after knocking them down with a baseball bat.
You do that so yeah tested right now, but I'm pretty sure
The lobby in the lobby
And then now I can pick up Kate and now you just okay. Yeah, so that's our strat
How do you pick someone else?
Wait, you need the bathroom.
We're going the wrong way.
Hey, I'm not used to you gripping me in front of so many people.
We're not going gambling.
You're not even gonna notice.
You're gone.
Are you breaking me?
Oh
They're jacking each other
Okay, guys we need to win 10,000 here we need to really lock in
You know
What am I doing
Oh my god, that's so nice of you.
Oh my god, we're money!
Go again, go again!
Oh my fucking god, I'm a-
Whoa, who had the best? It's a 1.6 here!
No wheel.
Wait, how are we needing money?
The two change with that.
Wait, did I lose it?
I don't understand this game.
No, no, no, no, you're still drunk!
You're still drunk! You're still home!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what happens to our money?
Did you go all in on the penguin?
What?
Ryan, please! Ryan, please!
I didn't do anything. Put me down.
I'm not holding you.
Dude, where are you putting-
Don't kiss me against the wall.
I'm not!
I'm chasing me in the elevator.
I feel weird.
Do we have a gun I'm trying to look for a gun
Can we sell this guy
5.9 Ks
Damn, we really can't do anything.
Wait, like, is it GG?
I think it's GG.
Apparently you can't sell someone?
I think, I think we should sell Ryne.
How do you say that?
I'm literally top-dragging.
No, you're not.
Hey, what are you talking about?
I am on my screen.
What?
Squeaks isn't the thought.
Really? I'm 1.64K.
Oh, he's at 4K.
Oh.
It's, wait, the leaderboard on the right.
Yeah
Come in here come in here
When who's the guy who can we sell Ryan to maybe it's lobbies
Before we lost all of our money
I think it's the lobby lobby lobby lobby lobby
Maybe it's over here
Whoa who's hit me
apparently there's a guy in the parking lot under this light maybe
squeeze he's picking me up and trying to aggressively kiss me
no you can't sell them guys I think it's it for us
Man I think we needed to get the gun
God I'm gonna probably some of yours in here
All right, all right, I mean he was worse it was a learning lesson
I'm literally top bragging nobody wants to know you're not top bragging on my
screen chat back me up your screens wrong you are you have your plus zero on
my screen I'm selling I'm selling I'm getting lost that starts with dollar
nobody cares what are you doing with them up there I'm selling him
you for it
Oh
Shit, I'm free. No, he's gonna grab you though
Hello, did you do that thing where it's a giant cornfield with the ditch? Yeah
Maybe God I would hate it if someone picked me up
Yeah, it's my bed. It's my bed. It's my bed. All right. Next time I'll get a gun to
I remember that.
But you can't see my dish.
I just tried.
I did something with my body.
It's funny every time.
This is so sad.
Well, how to do that?
Ragnol bottom.
Oh.
Escape this.
You even made a rob the casino like a heist?
Oh, the gun maybe.
You even shoot the guy because of the gun?
Let's shoot the patrons.
What?
Sorry, I don't know.
I'm thinking of ideas.
Excuse me.
You didn't do anything.
I didn't feel right about it.
I was gonna flip you off I'll never forget this run it was nice didn't go
crazy at the beginning yeah look at this the good job for today if we want
though that mean that would have been shadowed everyone who went positive
though seriously
for a hundred forty five you can even buy a Nintendo Wii alright
we all went positive oh my god I'm the monster I'm the monster yeah
the penguins got the best of you a I think I think it's the drunk the
dronkness I'm back gamers I'm back yeah I do have people continually saying he
forced you to gamble
Oh no.
Look, no alcohol. What is this?
Oh, fuck, he's cheating.
Grab some shit, grab some shit.
Look at that. Mystery Box.
Ripple.
It's only Mystery Boxes, bro.
Reroll, reroll.
I don't like the bosses, it's good.
Right?
That was pretty good, right?
I don't like the bosses, it's good.
That one's pretty good, right?
Never mind. We bought some other shit.
Dicks!
Spent it all!
Oh my god!
Not getting modged by Spikes and Bastion Ball!
GG!
Can you do it?
What?
Shirts for skins.
What the hell?
My defense is OP brother.
What? House! House! House! House! House! House!
No! No! No!
No, no, no, please! How do I get out of here?
No!
I'm documenting this.
Thank you.
Why would he bring it back?
I'm just bringing it to the limo, everyone. He's being weird.
He's being weird.
No, I'm not. I'm not.
Okay, let's go gamble. Let's go gambling.
Let's go gambling.
Oh, hell yeah.
Let's go gamble.
What's going on?
It's sleeping behind now.
Oh my god, he's...
Help!
Let's go, GAMBLING!
Okay, okay.
Okay, so we're going chill mode again.
Yeah, yeah, but that should have been my option.
We don't have a gun, but I think we can hold people accountable through the efforts of public sh-
Oh!
Oh, excuse me, excuse me, my item.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, we got a gun, we got a gun!
Oh!
Okay, wait.
I think we should put squeaks in charge of the gun.
Because he was the highest earn in the last run. I feel like that shows he's
Okay, okay, I like that idea. Okay squeaks. I want you to know don't it would be so funny if you
Place a bit of 300 more I got it
Okay, you just want a ton of money. Yeah, take that and triple it. Oh my gosh, really?
And we hit the challenge we can go let's go let's go
God oh my god, I didn't get to gamble I hit blackjack on a max bed
Wait, I didn't get to use my gun
That's good. That's good
My god
Oh wait, it was a bug this is definitely a bug, right?
Well, I don't see that.
I think it's they're like, they're all wrong.
They're not supposed to be here.
I think you guys are hallucinating, dude.
There's nothing there.
Wait, wait, wait.
But new innovation in Casino Devillary
with some tables outside.
Waiting for your Uber?
Exactly.
Want to ride home for free?
If we're trying to leave, they're like, oh, I might as well
gamble a little bit more.
You can get a free ride with one single hit.
yeah dude this minus six i was square at the end i was genuinely i was fake too
mine's fake i have to shoot you song according to no no no i was i got it all back sorry it's
just math it's math okay i'm running i'm running i'm running i'm running i'm running
oh my god oh my god it's oh it's always what is that what is that
You gotta stop buying the min you do it every round I got a statue
I was really square because of it. Okay. Oh my god. I mean dinner first
What
I'm gonna buy the mystery box
I would have been probably just a pop-fly
Oh
Let's go gambling
What is going on?
I can't see my you look insane
You look like you have a pair of Meta Ray bands at home
I
Flating like you saw and then he I came up with a beard. Oh
All right, you ready? Are you going? Yeah, exactly like the art I've been commissioned
Remember you get shot
face a single bed of 880 or more
I'm still fucking sorry. I did not realize I'm not what was that plate? Let go
The board is active. I haven't lost it. Let go right now. Okay. Okay. We're clear. We're clear. We're clear
We're clear. We're clear. What do you want to do here?
We're not clear
You're so bad.
No, no, no, that's gonna kill you.
Get out of here. I need the baseball.
I need the baseball.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I'm feeling really good.
I'm not getting it.
21.
I got squeaks.
Infinite wealth.
Infinite fucking wealth.
You're throwing it away right now.
By how much?
21.
Well, you're throwing it away right now by
Don't you want to be financially independent we're good
I'm starting to think you guys just like gambling
What?
The machine is on!
You should have seen this when we had an extra Leap-O-Company.
I'm not a double-headed driver, drive!
Okay.
We're not doing bad.
Yeah, it was great.
No, it was awesome.
I think we're getting a little bit of a little bit of confidence in here.
And I feel like, you know, I've seen one person walk in and spend 9k in about two seconds.
I think we have...
I think we have floor two.
It's nice to be positive already.
divide and conquer.
We should angle the gambler's floor too
and the bronze gambler's stay on floor one.
I think we all have to be on the same floor
because I don't think we can be on the other one.
That's true.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go.
How does that work? Money is you made for the team
on the right.
I think just everyone gets to bet no more than a thousand dollars.
What the fuck?
This weird bearded guy keeps hitting us.
Shouldn't, shouldn't, like be, the other.
Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait.
Reroll.
Really?
Like, yeah, these suck ass.
The prevent your loss was actually pretty good.
This one's good.
But I think if you want to reroll now, you can.
Oh my god good guys it's like the it's good it's the speedrun psychology
Oh shit, oh shit
Yes, it worked it got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it
I could have played you so I actually got another I think you did I saw you I'm
not sure I'm not sure you can sell your body parts here for tickets body
shred oh I don't think you do if I play it if I go in there will you please
just take my eye.
No, I think you're asking the eye, dude.
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
It's anything, it's anything!
Ah!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no, no!
I want to make sure it's right.
I'm doing eye?
What if, what if, what if it's a first-aid?
There's only two eyes on that guy.
Oh, shit!
Ah!
There's only two!
Oh!
Okay, okay.
You can spend it to bring it back as well go back in go back in
Okay, I go blind I'm gonna out. Oh, no, you're right
Items we can go all in and then buy back our body parts later. Yeah
All right, let's get out of here
What about a daily limit a thousand dollars spend don't spend more than a rat
I love my body, I love my body!
I love villain all right now.
I love every single part of my body.
I don't know if I'm being held.
You saw?
I unstuck on the uh...
Oh hit him with the bat, hit him with the bat.
Where's the bat?
I think he unstuck.
Is he good?
I think he unstuck.
I unstuck.
Okay okay okay.
Shoot shoot shoot.
So you kick him more than down 1,000 individually.
I feel like they're gonna fucking instantly.
1,000?
You kind of cut out at the end
Don't go more than down a thousand individually
I think you're allowance bro, we're in fricking the gambling floor
Oh we don't have gamble, we don't have on the floor to you
Oh we also have a prevent losses so we can max out
Alright who's gonna hold first
I'll hold, I'll hold, I'll hold
Okay
Alright are you guys ready, are you all on max bet?
Yeah, ready
Okay, spin, spin, spin, spin
SPIN!
SPIN DRAZY!
SPIN STRAWING!
WIN WIN WIN!
DEEZE!
Oh shit.
I'm done.
I have another one, I have another one.
Okay, okay, get in there, get in there, get in there.
Oh, another one, another one.
Wait, don't do it yet, don't do it yet.
Don't do it yet.
It's not, it's not.
I'm already here.
Don't go, don't go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm winning so much.
Oh my god, I'm the maker.
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay, that was pretty good, that was pretty good.
Okay, that was pretty good.
Okay, that was pretty good. That was pretty good.
Oh my god, let's freaking go.
Let's go, let's go out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what happened.
Oh, you hit the, probably the bed button.
I forgot the dice and drone.
Bro, we gotta get a seven on Streets.
Oh, let's see.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, let's not spend too much. Let's just get our seven.
7!
I lost though.
First roll, first roll.
You were just joking about that one, right?
You were just joking about that one.
You were just joking?
He's not standing anymore there, man.
Alright.
Guys, we got our 7. We got our 7.
I know, I just started the game so I didn't have to end it.
Oh, sure, sure.
God damn it.
Man, we have flew through tomorrow.
I'm actually cracked at Penguin Game.
It's so over. It's so fucking over.
I think I'm getting a stamp.
I think they all give up one eyeball tomorrow.
For what? Just for more tickets
so we can go. Yeah, for synergy. Yeah.
Oh, I don't I like my eyes.
And you might like a more you might like take it more than your eyes.
Can I just say our social code is a little warped
because when you're in last and they're going to take one of your eyes,
Like you have no incentive not to keep sending it, you know, holy cow
That is a good point, that is a good point
Win back your eyes
What if he's trying to socially ostracize the last place person?
Okay then I won't ever gamble again
I gotta make my money back
Yeah I gotta make my money back
Get me up you four spawn of all time
Oh my gosh you ran the wrong way
Motherfucker
Oh my god, I think these are bad. I think these are bad. Wait, I think we should take both of eyes out of you
So yeah, yeah, yeah
We're taking his eyes
Open the shredder open this
It's messed up with the power dynamics
More of the flies, motherfuckers, you!
We did it again!
That's so sweet!
Oh, and the almighty cauchel of a baseball bat, very fun!
Luckily, nothing like that will ever happen to me, so I don't have to worry about it.
This seems kinda good.
Can someone give me my eye back please?
We have nine tickets now.
I mean, we're not gonna take your eye and then not spend the tickets. Let's be realistic.
I'm gonna get rid of this mouth for another time!
We don't have any more tickets. We don't have any more tickets you sound.
You're okay! You're okay! You're okay! Come on up!
I'm so sad!
I'm sorry, these are our tickets.
It's really funny that you sold me for parts, everyone.
Okay, you buy a random item every round.
That's true!
Yeah, but it's carried us! It's gotten us response!
I think we need to take his body oh we got a gun oh shit oh shit that's my gun
can I get my book yeah all right let's see what he gets you wish you could go
back to when you had two eyes. Can you time machine with me? I'll do it. Okay, okay,
so I'm going to match that. Oh, shit. I'm going to step. Oh, shit. What happens? You
just keep stepping or you can catch up to any one time yeah yeah yeah every
while this is such bad bullying PSA oh my god I'm just gonna catch up to my
cash out you have rewind you still rewind no I eat you
thank god I didn't even gamble I didn't do anything today I just watched it
I need to wait
We should get out of here guys we should get out of here for real we should get out of here for real
19k we're in 18k we have enough tickets to get you songs I back
Somebody tell me how it works and I'll leave
Please
Where'd you get that from
I have a friend who lost $400,000 on that game.
No way.
Yeah.
But it turns out he became one of the most successful YouTubers and there's MrBeast
I don't know if you've heard of them.
Oh, you mean Jimmy?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I worked out for that guy.
From the X-Men?
Yeah, that was the same one.
From Survivor, actually.
Let's go.
Look at this.
Beautiful.
That was big.
Did we do the challenge?
I didn't do that one.
Weird.
Thank you.
Oh
You can get it back
Apparently we did do the challenge. Oh, oh hi roller. Hey huge. Oh you
plus four
You saw get the meat grinder I'll get you your eye back to the saw factor. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go before they spend all the tickets
Yeah, yeah, yeah another hat my eyes. No, no, no my eyes my eyes my eyes my get in there get in there
I'm getting in there
What?
Oh my god, you took his mouth.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Alright, that's really funny though.
That's really funny.
Oh dude, somebody take it.
I took it off my pants.
Don't take it off your pants.
I took it off my pants.
You got your pants back.
Oh my god.
I took it off my pants.
hahahahahahahahahaha
oh my god
right here monster
hahahahahahahaha
I don't think you can throw him that
where did my bow tie go
my bow tie
wait wait
can you crouch here and i'll jump on your head
yeah yeah yeah i can boost you
oh fuck yeah
oh shit
He's kind of making a little bit of noise. He's probably saying do it
I got you I got you I got you I'm giving it all back all back
Okay, do you want your eyes or your body? You kind of got to pick my body. You get
All right, welcome back
Yeah, we all hear you
The hell is this they spent his eyeball money they spent his eyeball money I can't do anything
He's made genuinely bad.
Wait, is that all we got?
That's a golden chip.
That's like a full card.
Everything on cosmetics?
Of course.
Okay guys, we need 15k.
If I catch you, negative.
Okay, I'm not gambling this round.
I'm not gambling this round.
too much
here you watch this watch i'll demonstrate for you on a minimum bet you play 100 is minimum
you cash out wait for three x for three x yeah where's my oh good cash out good cash out
you yeah you cash out you've had enough no oh my god oh my god wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Cory
It didn't do anything
Wait, no
We lose the money
It was at 1.01 is penguin
I'm doing one the saddest single pachinko ball of all time okay just just spam 10 of them real quick
oh oh oh oh oh we win most try another 10 try another 10 you're good try another 10
You know, it's the dick you're threatening me with a gun while it's happening
Yep
If you don't hit this I gotta shoot you I'm sorry
15 you hit you have to soft 15 it's a 5 16 no no this isn't this isn't a real
16 you can hit again it's 6 21 oh my god oh my god oh my god let's fucking go
huge that's huge you're back let's go again I'm going down here what I'm
down here I'm down here where you got go play go play a blackjack hand for a
Four thousand if you fail I gotta shoot you
No, I don't like those
Go for a big hand go for a big hand go for a big hand. Oh my god. I have to hit on 14. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine
Yeah, let's fucking go
Three grand head do a three grand hand. I'm not gonna you do a three-year
You're still the negatives you saw you got to do three great
We got the money. We got the money. I'm in the elevator. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
I'm in the elevator. My heart rate went up to 94. How did you get 70,000? I did a half-match bet on Blackjack.
immediately god he's a god he's never punished wait he's still he's still
there no i mean i'm in i'm in behind you bro wait where's the song i'm winning money
you're gonna get inside get inside get inside get inside get inside get inside get inside
I get inside
Let's go, let's go. I'm gonna shoot the next person who gambles
oh my gosh actual addicts do you think do you think you saw me do you think you
could pick me up from there
oh my god it looks like you're gonna make it all on positive we're gonna unlock floor
three now. This is insane. Oh my gosh. Good thing I didn't suck it out. I think a gun is a really necessary tool to motivate people to gamble correctly. Okay, we get it. You're from America.
Yeah, stop bragging. Holy shit. Whoa. Using the using the gambling camera and using just makes me feel like I'm
Holy shit, spammy spammy
Come on
I have my eye back. No, we got 27 tickets. No, I want to buy some more cosmetically. I have my eye back
Yes
I'm guarding.
We're there, oh shit, what?
Oh, fuck.
No.
Do we have a gun?
I don't buy something.
Oh my god, you spent it before I could buy my eye.
I did.
Squeaks, squeaks.
I did squeaks.
Squeaks is going to be in a tuxedo now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, somebody ragged on.
I'm ragged on.
Wait, somebody ragged on.
Let me see this guy.
Play me over to this guy.
I want to see it.
Okay, get ragged on.
Oh my god.
He bought it on his suit.
He spent it on his suit.
Fuck!
Open it up!
Anybody got money?
No!
Fuck!
Fuck that dude!
Wait, can you grab a bat Ryan?
People are gonna put me down before I spew it.
Grab the bat, grab the bat.
Okay, um how much is an eye-claws?
Second floor
Okay, squeeze lost his mouth. I shot squeeze his mouth off. Squeeze if you bet again, I shoot the body. If you bet again 24k, I shoot the body bro.
I shot your body. I'll let you be a talking
I can't give you your mouth, bro. If you want to try to bet again
I can let you bet, but if you lose it, I gotta shoot your body
Stand stand stand stand stand there. Yep
A screen just came down
One more bet, Squeaks. Make your money back. One more bet.
One more bet. No, no, no. 14.5 is good. Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
Stand, stand. Yeah, stand. That's not bad. Go again, go again. I didn't shoot you.
I didn't shoot you.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
No!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh no no no no no!
Guys, you gotta make a big play though.
Yeah.
Where are you going?
We have zero dollars.
Gun time!
Oh no!
Have we got down to zero dollars?
Squeeze!
Easy!
Gun time!
Easy!
Everyone give me your eye! Give me your eye!
Oh, what did you do?
Put it up to 99.99.
Yeah, yeah, good, good.
I shot your mouth by accident. I missed.
Two swings before me, please.
Oh my god.
Did I hit your eye?
On my mouth.
No, no, your mouth's fine.
Okay.
I actually don't think I'm shooting you.
Okay.
I can't shoot if there's some reason.
Kate, you gotta go all in.
Oh my gosh.
Sorry.
Can you not smoke into my mouth?
That's insane.
Wait, someone shoot me.
Oh my god, I'm actually in the green now.
Quick, quick, quick.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Stand, stand, stand.
I got a bet I got a bet. Oh my god. Did you just spend all my money that I spend it?
Look at father of two who's at negative sixty three thousand dollars. You guys still in the game? Yeah. Yeah. Oh
He can't hear us. Yeah
Right right now. Are you out of the game? I got kicked out of the game. Oh
Oh
Wait, that means we make a lobby we were kind of screwed on this one anyway
I think I'm tapped on time either way the timing was pretty good
I think literally the dead tried to talk in our lobby and crashed the game. Oh, I think you did
Oh, I also heard that all right call it
Alright.
Damn.
Things got a little out of control towards the end there.
Yeah!
He's got some things.
In the heat of gamble.
I realize...
You kinda just need to shoot people's bodies, not their mouths,
because they can still go all in with no mouth.
What do you think my name looked like?
I was gambling just when she was holding my head.
She was holding your head like...
You were mini near something.
Did anybody else have their body parts harvested so that Squeaks could look like a reddit or something?
Did anybody have that happen?
Yeah, but then we went eye for an eye, dude! You freaking drive me into this!
That's my eye for what?
And then the whole world is mine. I really teach you a lesson.
I can't believe Raya lost 50,000.
That's a good freaking game.
It's pretty fun. Pretty silly.
Maybe we can play more in the future together.
Let's go.
Thank you so much for coming and playing with me, guys.
I appreciate y'all.
Of course.
Thanks for the invite.
Thank you so much.
Thanks again.
Thank you.
Hope you guys have a wonderful day.
Likewise.
Bye.
Hey, Ludd yeah, what?
What WID I just booted up CSU you want to play? Yeah, can we do oh oh?
If we get a five stack we can I think let me tag our group if not we can do wingman
Stupid I'm sorry
I
At here CS to right now and then wait we also have our CS chat. Oh
And we have Epsilon. Oh
True
Do you miss me?
I made a little purchase last night
A knife?
No, a case.
Which case?
Just a regular case.
You're, you made one case. Is it like a Boston Major Rare one, or is it just like a random ass one?
The Boston Major Rare one.
Is it like $20,000?
No, it's like $1,500.
If you like, open it right now.
No, I'm not opening it.
I'm not opening it, I'm not opening it, you cannot pressure me, you cannot pressure my pressure.
Lodwig, Lodwig, we can cheer him.
We can play.
Oh, you don't want to play with anybody else?
Nah, I'd love to just boot it up.
Cause I have to go at three anyway.
For what?
I have a Rival's Meet Your Two tournament I'm in.
Oh, is that the game you made?
He is.
So, here it is.
Here is my case.
I gotta see this.
Ooh!
Okay, let me go Mirage, please let me go Mirage.
Have you been, do you think you've been getting better
at Counter Strike?
Genuinely, I think I'm actually quite good at Mirage.
Like I think I'm probably like 20K level.
And then it drops off to maybe 6K on every other map.
So we need to play a mirage or we lose
Yeah, yeah, oh my god. What is this lobby? What is this lobby?
What is this lobby welcome to the big leagues, bro? Yeah, why am I hanging out with bunch of purple and pinks?
Yeah, if you watch me play yesterday does actually playing nuts. I was playing nuts
Really? I'm not I was playing dumb dumb up mirage mirage
Okay, so you really are in front of I can only know they just to
Oh
I prefer inferno, but I'm fine father
In furnace, yeah, I can give you some lessons
What you don't want that I would be helpful I don't think I don't think we could do that
And I think you know that
Why I would love to sit you down and help you up because you're already doing it. You're already doing it
I'm not doing anything. I'm just talking. I would see
Remember Dr. K said that's like you're in security or whatever for you to work out
Dude, you're just a violent of a man. You're a villain of a man
No, I wouldn't relish at all
You'd rather I would just be like, oh you if you have a long spot
The voice you're using is already killing me that's just how I sound. All right, let's make some friends
What's up?
Uh, school loan, I'll flash you over.
How do I mute just you?
Uh, you click my name and then hit mute.
Uh, just drop me an extra flash.
Hit the space.
I can't figure it out.
I'm lagging.
I can just put on push to talk.
No, no, no, I should be able to figure it out.
One dead
Two CT, two CT, one of them's hurt
I
Love would you like to give me feedback which would I you like if I give you feedback?
Just let me know I won't do it unless prompted. Okay. I how much do you think I did to him by the way?
Like 30 the way less but still the point is that I got the bomb down and that's part of for the goal
I didn't say it was a bad round, you did good.
Yo, what up my name's Derek.
Shut up, Derek.
Hey, Derek.
I'm Mark.
So...
Anyway, yeah.
I'm peeking mid.
One up cap, AK down, nice, one med really.
Nice!
One shot.
I think last one CT, I think.
Jump down kill him, trust me.
I wasn't trying to jump down.
I am the one!
So do you want any advice for that round?
Yes.
So when they're on an eco and we're on a buy,
don't push solo with like an AK
because it's like way too much value if you get traded?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I get a drop?
That's actually good advice.
Can I get a drop please?
Someone?
Yeah, sure, sure, I got you.
Not sure, man.
Thank you.
Let's go, let's go!
They're all coming for us, sir.
I'm throwing the flashback.
Flashback.
Oh, wow!
Dude, that's got to leave.
Oh, my God.
Did you have an egg?
Yeah.
I'm throwing the grenade.
I took that.
I can flash this out here we can push it
I know!
He's low, he's half.
How did he know?
Because they're stream sniping!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
I'm just joking.
Die!
Because they called me happily married!
He came in through the door!
the door! Gary! Screech! Gary! I'm gonna run out long. Don't you? Shit on Ludd. See,
like he's saying, get shit on. It's just, it's so hard sometimes, isn't it?
um no we're off the train bro i'm not getting
oh my god
one more lock
right single
dead
careful
one spanking long
long dead
flashing behind you guys
Nice!
Man, I'm actually nasty right now, bro!
Is he playing or is it a watch party?
Look, I know, bro!
You are good, Luddy. You've got, uh, potential.
I'm gonna smoke Min and Molly up Cat.
I
You see the same thing I did
one pushing long top mids dude, maybe
wanna go to B? safe
no, no, I B'd you
Yeah but I don't want to hear you to hear me talk shit.
Car, car, car, car, car, car, car.
I bet you we lose this, I'll bet you that case.
Fuck you.
What are you gonna put up?
100% go in, go in.
No, I'm not going in, I'm not going in.
I'm not going in first off. I believe my teams give you $150. That's just so much work less than the case
I have a look at the odds with two against one. I'm not giving you the case man. Okay, fine. You just
My tickets and it's trying to help you out like it's a 2v1
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna smoke double doors again
I do fast. I do fast.
Yeah.
Trust.
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
That's a hard that was a hard round. That was a hard round
Can I get a droplet of boss a ton has 11k bro. He's your guy
He said what you want
You said I know I'm talking you're muting me remember no you push put to push him you for some reason
Oh so I have to unmute you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One more.
There it is.
One is mid-air, one long.
Yeah, I'd go B.
One's off and long.
I just want to be close to Rage.
Back
Let's sigh
Okay, I'll say okay I'm doing my job
or something. You know what your problem is in your chokehold? You always think it's me, me, me, me. It's us and our team.
You know what your problem is? Your 22k rated doing less damage than me. That's your problem.
You know what's crazy? You know what your problem is?
You know what your problem is? Well, yeah, I was waiting for it.
I got a flash.
Flash him.
What is fish doing?
I'm gonna say FK.
I can't, man!
They don't try!
You know what I'm gonna play for myself
I'm not playing with these guys. I agree with you, dude
Second try okay. Yeah, I'm just I'm good at the game
What time's your rivals tournament three
I
Be going out longer now. Yeah
I thought they do that
It's only a man
I don't know what to do with that.
That's right.
T-Sides harder than T-T.
Ready at five.
Oh, it's not.
T-Sides are side.
Dude.
Look at that.
You make me want to cry.
Shit.
We want to fucking cry. You mean you want to cry?
What crying is actually a fucking show sign of strength
I'm with you Bob's
They're gonna go lower because they know we're both here
Got up
Hi, sir
No
I
Get up on here
Nice trade wonderful
That's you just going to go that's your Giko
round fish wow well what no I made the like that I was made it sound like I'm
like giving him yes yeah cuz you complimented him and I was jealous you
got jealous I got jealous yeah and I and I acknowledge that job and you made
like a I feel like I also got a kill and I would love a good job to you are
You're doing better than me!
You're doing great! Good job!
Does that make you feel...
One lower, one lower, one lower.
Bomb's lower.
On site.
42 is the answer. Hope you're well.
One was tunnels, ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he's holding bomb lowers.
We have to go together.
Yeah.
Yep.
He's close to you, boss.
Just wait for the lower guy.
I'll do the mid you tell
this just build this guy long
I'll flash you guys soon
we don't have a long spawn
or he's gonna beat us into pet
I'll spray at your doors
I like when Squeaks holds his ground, that's so tough.
You know I can hear you, right?
Oh fuck, yeah, I'm on that.
Ah, shit, look at that.
Ah shit, don't die!
Bet to be?
Ah
I
Can flash this out a big for us big for us, okay
Flashing
I lost
You know, I'm gonna say it to stream sniping and I'm not even fucking sorry and if it's pathetic to say I
Completely stand by I'm down. I'm down. I'm down for you to stand on that. Okay. I won a hunt. I promise on everything I
Have in my inventory around
Wait, what can I time out? Oh
I think our team is fine. I think they just know where we are and they're talking to us
through all chat. It pisses me off. I don't see their chats for some reason.
Oh, you probably muted the other team. Oh, I didn't
Why do you say blow it off smooth? Are you like what does that mean like the head comes out?
Oh, you're hit off smooth. Yeah, one shot one cleave
That feels like more polite than like blow it off messy
Okay, okay, I'm gonna rush lower tons
I
Sloppy style
For say
My god, there we go
Damn we got our asses a
Were you be who is be I was solo be but I know you tell us
It's only a mentor
I'm gonna rush me, I like it
Oh, I did so much
fuck
fuck here
no, there's the line up here
what is the
I don't know, I don't know
don't worry, I got a line up for eco round
oh look, they're coming towards em
that is crazy
damn, if only there's some way to
prevent you stream sniping
damn, if only you'd warn something different
like, why am I the fucking person
who did something wrong when
they're cheating actively in a video game freak blow it off smooth you have to stop
You gotta say blow it off sloppy style
Oh
He's gonna peek above you he knows where you are he's looking right here that's insane
Copy styles
What do I buy here we save probably have to yeah, just make sure you can buy next round
Oh
Yeah, I might be
I'm pushing murder
Oh I like it.
I'll play cap.
I'll play lower as well.
I'll push lower with my phone.
Just leave long and we can retake.
Well I'm having a bad game.
Can you give me some motivation?
You're fucking squeaks.
You're the second round pick in the 18 team.
You said I'm better than Summit dude.
I'm ass.
And I still believe that.
Nice.
Watch the long one.
in it thank god because I would have hated that won't be what I got a 4k with
your frickin modi yeah you actually played really well that run it's actually
really hot I'm going to smoke long doors
I think they're on mollery.
You wanna drop molly for you?
No, no, no, I have one.
Come on, come on, kill chop.
Smoke.
Thank you.
Throwing fire.
Since I was a mom, I'm gonna top it.
I fucked up my molly.
Could be a cat.
There's not a few doors.
three
I
Reconvited it
There just can't be three cat the cops are so ass
I'm just holding B and he's freaking the fuck out.
A coming out of A, three cats, three cats.
It's not.
But also why did he push the smoke quietly?
That's so insane.
They just quietly pushed my smoke because I even smoked that.
I was like, you know what?
Let me be smart about this.
Oh fuck man George I genuinely hope you die in real life with a gun in video game.
God man it's fucking-
You fucking suck Ludwig.
It feels good to be outfragging you.
Just kidding, just kidding, I just wanted to see what it felt like, it didn't feel
good.
You're good.
I just got done telling George kiss his sister.
George?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Don't kiss your sister too hard might have another Ludwig just joking one stop
I'm dead
I think they're planning it.
Welcome to Sierra. Please press run.
Okay.
Stay, stay.
Stay.
Time is one way!
Let's fucking go!
Holy! We're winning this fucking AT&T Cup!
I die you push in you get the trade. That's what I'm fucking talking about. That was sloppy style
That was sloppy style. I was actually sick
Open the case
I want to be there when you open it
You're gonna make it like a YouTube
wait how did I end up without a gun wait what what happened how do I
one cat
you're playing splinter cell
dude I didn't have a gun I don't know how that happened I bought two guns and I didn't end up with one
What the fuck? That was insane.
I'm gonna play pit.
Okay.
Do you want me to- I can flash you out long.
Sure.
Wait, can you drop me a flash, boss?
I'll- I'll do two flashes on you.
I'm gonna be a flash. I'll give you two.
Go, go, go!
Give me two.
You're only flashed, man.
Flashed by.
Just go dead, man.
I
Too hard nice try
I'm pushing
I am doing
Um...
Mod, reef on the bed. Stream snipers. I don't support any beds with stream snipers in it. This is a new role going forward.
One think long
Oh George on the other team. Yeah
I thought you meant George the streamer. Who's that?
Minecrafter, sorry am I making someone else? Oh George not found
George if you're watching this I genuinely hope you eat shit and die I pray
Get to die before ever interacting with you again. That's a small problem
We have spent together on earth has been some of my worst. I think
I can't say this, but you're leaving. Yeah. I'm one and done
I'm one and done. I got actually I gotta go play rivals as my turners. Okay, I want to make it. Oh
Well, have fun then. Good luck. Hey download download black ops. I
Will I need a key which I'm getting and then I'm down to practice whenever you want
Okay, you free tomorrow
No, we can't do tomorrow. I have a sponsor.
Okay. I know you're sponsored because we have the same one. You can't do it before.
Oh, you're right. Shit, that's so awkward. Yeah, let's do...
Okay, so you're free a little bit before, maybe.
What time is the sponsor?
Six.
6 p.m. Pacific?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, for sure before.
Okay, hell yeah.
All right. Well, good luck in the tourney. Thanks, man. Bye
Dude, I genuinely don't think I'll play CS 2 on stream anymore unless I'm five second
It's not worth the mental boom
Like when George acts and says hey Ludwig and squeaks made around like I want to blow my head off smooth like that interaction
that small interaction with George has demonstrably made my life worse in a way that I don't enjoy,
and I don't think I want to bring that energy to stream.
I think it's a bad energy to bring to stream, and I think it would be wiser if I 5-stacked,
because if I 5-stacked, that's fine, you know what I mean?
Then it's like, you know, it's all about the bands, you're with the team, that's
great.
If I'm solo or duo, it's just not worth.
Maybe stream with delay.
I personally hate anytime I watch a streamer and they have delay.
I find it a shit experience.
I don't know if I'm alone in this,
but like sometimes I watch a streamer and they have delay and I'm like, ugh.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Technically, you already have a three second delay, dude.
It's Friday.
Let's go outside.
Enjoy some of the sun today, man.
Seriously.
I'm going to go back to the
six teams and there's five different levels of skill in each team right beginner intermediate advanced semi-pro pro and
Every single person goes head-to-head and it's basically a best of five in like a crew battle format
I played it on Wednesday. I didn't stream it because I didn't have the time
To set up the stream beforehand because of the warehouse all day, but I went four and one
So I'm in the intermediate bracket. It's like the tier two and
and and I did pretty well and then today is basically a run back against the same
people you probably would recognize some of the names I went up against I go up
against stands tears you frost prime emerald I'm blanking on my fifth but
So those are my opponents is the tournament, the whole population of the game.
By the way, my favorite movie is Avengers Endgame followed by Avatar.
And then I liked Titanic.
If it's not wildly successful beyond your wildest imaginations, I don't enjoy it.
My taste is purely just the top 500 IMDB by sales.
You have no spirit in your soul.
You're going to die a husk.
You might as well stand in a fucking cornfield and scare away crows.
Pathetic man.
Anyway, check out this lots of dump in the work on it.
What the hell?
He's skipping crazy.
Crazy.
He's getting crazy. The frame skips are crazy, this guy.
Oh, good read.
Can't believe this.
Oh my gosh, what a read.
Holy shit, Zetterburn.
how is this missing oh no what the what
Hold on.
I can win this?
Ha ha ha!
Surely he dies.
That's insane.
Holy shit.
I'm getting my ass beat.
Okay.
I have to fix my network settings, though.
I'm getting crazy lag spikes for this guy.
No, no, no, John.
There we go.
You're about to see a world of difference, genuinely.
All right, get your bands out.
Let's go right here.
You need a new main?
The weight loss is really good.
Wow, that goes through it?
I'm telling you, world of difference.
Fuck you, the wave dash put the ledger so cringe.
Nice.
That is tough.
That's a tough start.
Wait, Tim I got music playing. Tim, you've double music made.
Tim, I have music playing. Tim, I love you so much. I have music playing.
I have light avatar or Zelda music playing in the background.
How does it just time that?
That edge got really worked out, it's actually one of my best recoveries ever.
And I fucking died instantly.
Fuck, I killed myself.
Oh, I hit him.
How, how am I missing all these?
How am I missing all these?
Not missed
I didn't get my ear note
Okay, that wasn't bad though that wasn't bad
I'll let you might be buns the breathy I can 1v1 you right now if you want but if you say no to the 1v1 you're permanently ban
I feel like it's pretty fair
You have 999 plus messages you've been following for three years
Let me install the game real quick.
I'm giving you the best of one.
I don't mind. I don't mind.
I just tried to abbreviate the two words for now.
It's $30.
Ludd, yeah, I was on sale for two, or I was on sale for 50% off.
I think you just missed the sale, but anyway, goodbye forever.
It was a Twitch Shatter, an OG Twitch Shatter with a thousand plus messages, but I nuked.
Cause he couldn't back it up.
I have your top 250 invite, I'll play you for funsies.
Well part of that sounds fun Z's.
That sounds miserable Z's.
We can't hear the music when you're in game.
Yeah I turned it up.
Didn't know you're an elephant guy. I love the elephant
This guy plays crazy.
I've never seen a place all like this.
That was so loud of me.
I need to down be there.
Why are you on 90 ping? I don't know, I'm playing from Denver for some reason.
I think our tournament starts soon.
Spectators because the max lobby size is 8, right?
What up squad?
Yeah, what's up?
I'm just I'm just giving cheesy um a
TLDR of everything we had going on the last few days
Zeke is
Sick, so cheesy is our coach today. Yeah, I'm the substitute teacher. What's that?
Zeke got some eyes
Yeah, um very unfortunate Zeke just has some some stuff some health stuff going on sometimes. Yeah, I get that
But uh, yeah, cheesy is a super very powerful player, uh, so we can we can still learn some things today
Yeah, I
Can play rivals for 10 years. My only problem is I don't know anything about wisely wars
You guys have to do two before I never think but I think I've got it for today at least all right
I could try to do the speedrun version today and
Wednesday we're round robin for points it took about a little over five hours
Then on Sunday is a double elimination bracket and the seeding is determined by the points that we get
today
So and you're saying I'll keep this lobby up and then deal with the region to be you guys
Yeah, you want to try to choose the best region for both players every time
okay that's gonna be like yeah and then if you can stream it that helps with with
the bots and the event and stuff I don't know if you have like that's I mean I
can't stream I did one like a few months ago randomly so stream yeah that
I would that would help because if you're streaming the match that means that I can do like a warm up before it's my turn to play
Which will help me a lot. I see it. Yeah, I I have to go against the demons a little bit
I have to fight the scariest people
I'm a little nervous, but we'll get it. We'll do it
like we'll figure that
Wednesday was super fun though it was so it was extremely fun it was very
there were a lot of really funny high moments
I really should have watched I kinda just
I coached Sands, I coached Omega
I did of course but it's okay
I can get a double agent
Hey, how's it going?
Are we ready?
Are we excited?
I'm so excited to not go 0-5 against them.
That's the only goal.
Hahaha.
You could definitely beat some of those people from my play.
I'm beating all those people.
Tato, is your name on such cheesiest potato?
Um, I think it's Cheesiest Potato R-Way.
Wait.
I'm getting new.
Yeah, I'm getting new now.
can you can you just set it to me yeah it's like brand new okay I'm like I'm
having a hard time finding it
oh I did ROA as in Roa obviously oh my god yeah I found it okay nice good
picture oh shit they okay now I'm now I'm ready Ludwig how are you feeling after
Wednesday how are you feeling about this game after after Wednesday I saw you
were grinding ranks I feel good yeah I'm nasty
I went four and one on Wednesday and and I think the goal today's five oh
surely five oh can you refresh my memory how close was your match with the
uh game free yeah that okay dude you could be in a way you know what you're
the anchor actually because you're you're scoring the most points on our team
yeah I hold you guys down I got you hell yeah dude you write my down in this
game and that's not a good sign for what's to come
All right, uh, I hope my stream's working, if I go live.
All right.
Me too, me too.
Get it all out.
I gotta crack a bull, I'll be right back.
Okay, so chat real quick this tournament is six teams five people per team. Let me see if I have a graphic of the teams
Wait, why are we getting our asses a the fuck
We're dead ass losing
Okay, we're team Zeke for reference.
We have eight points, which is second to last.
Okay, but I have four points individually.
Okay, my team needs me to go crazy today.
My team needs me to go crazy today.
I need to get five points.
I can do that for my squad.
Um
Today is a different day does it I want to stream together
Yeah, I can do that. I think it maxes at four, but I can
level four
Is it six?
I did not know that there was a maximum actually I've never done it with that many people
Okay, wait everyone can never go through the channels
Um, you are ATEN, you want to knock on our channels or you want us to knock on yours?
I'm just gonna add you, I'm gonna add it right now.
Brayden.
Got you.
Thank you.
I'm not doing this correctly.
Am I?
Yeah.
Did you see anything?
I just saw something.
Now I can knock I think.
You can join the stream.
Okay.
Well, yeah, invite guests.
Okay, so I go through the channels again.
Uh, sunflower Smith.
Congratulations.
All right, who else we got?
Uh...
Wait.
You got it.
Hold up. Forget all this.
Just check the chat.
You could also make a link on pretty sure.
Yeah, I have a link.
Yeah, you could do that.
I didn't know you could do it with a link.
Look at that.
I didn't know either. I'm new to this thing.
Join the party.
Except...
I'm in
There we go, I think it's working. Hell yeah
Is there like a racket with all the tears that is probably why is this tour? There is
There is still has tears you on it though. Yeah
In updated one they haven't got it to me yet. Yeah, it's a it's missing me
I do have this one, which is just everybody who's in it, which is still accurate, I think,
right?
Dude, I just fell for some Twitter bait.
It said, Munitaka Murakami's going to the Dodgers.
I was like, I almost didn't want it to happen.
That would have been bad.
Also, by the way, I don't consider a region, so I know for the server was go was focused
East Coast.
Where from the East Coast?
I'm in West Florida.
So I play on like Dallas or Atlanta.
East Coast ish.
I feel Florida doesn't count as East Coast.
I feel like it's its own unique region.
It's definitely something.
I'm basically in South Alabama really. It's not even Florida over here.
I'm a New Yorker and they have ads in the subway for no flow north Florida.
No flow is an awesome acronym.
So they're advertising for here.
This is my big shout out to Vancouver, Canada. Heart emoji.
GG space pants.
Okay.
We don't start for a bit yeah?
We started one minute ago.
Yeah, in theory it should be basically like pretty soon like now-ish.
Holy shit.
Me too, man.
Routine for you, Gamer.
Thanks, baby.
Oh, my bad.
Okay, so I have to meet...
Maybe I represent him before this...
My controller...
Warm...
Not me, my controller.
What the fuck is going on?
If I lose...
The controller was in my eye.
You know?
And that's what you've been saying.
Famously?
The sun... The sun was in the TV.
Okay.
What is it what is she doing with this?
If you lose your set I'll say wait what's your monitor on and then go I had I didn't
have it I had the hotel TV and it wasn't set the gamer mode.
That's a mistake.
Classic.
What!
What is this fucking ant!
Oh my god you're so disrespectful.
what what is this fucking ant oh my god you're so disrespectful what is going on
I wanna play games I think that's what we're here to do stop beating my ass
I am I am deadly serious like I made this is the life this is life this is
everything that it needs to be and my chat is talking my chat is talking about this
ghost energy drink you're drinking and this shit is crazy is it what's 200
milligrams of caffeine well yes a hundred milligrams of what is even neuro
factor how are you probably not on your body by the sounds of that's a lot of
That was a heart lag.
That's what they used for the game.
What's going on?
That's the excuse I'll be using later. My heart was lagging.
That's a scary excuse.
What?
Oh my god!
Is this the greatest player of all time?
There's another stimulant?
Oh my god. I can't even think about this.
They're injecting YouTube shorts into the energy drinks, you know?
Apparently.
I feel like shorts in the drinks would like ruin your energy.
I would agree.
Yeah, that would be bad, actually.
Yes!
One if you would drink that, one if you would drink that.
What the fuck?
My PC is slightly exploding, but I think it's okay.
Kind of adjusting everyone's volume.
My setup right now is an 80-20-20, just like on my table with no stand.
So I'm really a professional here.
um
See if we can run a game or do are we kind of like in the middle of the lineup? What should we be responsible?
If you's gonna kick us off a setup
I keep worrying about I'm like I was gonna play ranked or something
I don't want to do this. Maybe maybe don't you in the ring. Maybe don't you in the ring?
I mean, I'm not your boss. I'm not your mom. I just matched
I just right now it's fine. It's probably fine
Yes, yes, you are good at this game that is that right I am I'm pretty good
I would say how proud it's pretty like let's be let's stop them on a ceiling come on. How good are you?
Than all of us the wrecking the wrecking's on out yet, but I'm probably into 20s like top 20s like an evil
you get top 32 no problem absolutely okay so Lorena is that just like just the
most broken character to ever exist what's going on there so look people say
that she's broken but she's actually very balanced you just have to not get
grabbed sorry who do you play okay so well I mean okay so like I might play
little bit of Lorena. Oh! And I might have switched from a different character to Lorena,
but it was only because they nerfed my old character too much. Do you use play crack?
Yeah. So I kind of understand you now.
Look, I'm just here for the grappler. I'm just here to play grapplers.
The chair is a fucking problem!
The chair is a problem. I'm here to chair my project, and then
I grabbed them when they tried to attack my chair.
It's like musical chairs, but there's always one winner.
Isn't there always one winner in musical chairs?
Yeah, but it's always the same winner.
Like imagine if you were stuck and playing musical chairs over and over and over again,
even though you lose, and then the same person keeps winning and they keep making you play.
I see it. It's like a dash-tock crap.
So I'm gonna let you guys in on the coach secret.
No one is saying anything, and I'm so scared. I don't know what's happening.
It's just a saying, make a lobby. I don't know who's...
You're not dead!
That's your job. Make a lobby.
It's me.
Do you need some help?
I was here, I'm fine.
We have a lobby, we have a lobby.
Go to the zoos.
Go just to...
Well, I don't know how many people can...
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm throwing my game.
Here, I threw it again, shut up.
You know what?
Uh, you don't...
You're not playing for a while, so you can keep doing your game.
Okay, we got a lobby.
Fucking cat!
This means that Brayden is going to be up to play soon. It's Brayden's turn.
So, in case you don't know, the beginners, every battle I guess, every match, since it's our whole team against the whole other team,
both of the beginners fight, then the intermediates fight each other, and then the advanced players fight each other, and then the extra players fight each other after that, at the end.
okay so it's four then okay that's confusing yeah we're gonna every every
team we fight is gonna be four best of threes and depending on their region we
might we might even move the lobby depending on their region these
characters insane like both these girls yeah they're like holy shit
or every time it's me you pick Seattle because I went with five on one side.
Wow!
Okay.
This guy must be like top ten in the world.
Hold on.
I have to look this person up.
They genuinely must be top ten in the world.
What's your name?
I'm going to kick the green button in Seattle.
Ulysses S. Ant.
They have to be the crazy Ulysses S. Ant.
of either to
Okay, they don't come up, but
If you can show me with a screenshot I can tell you what's wrong. Oh, yeah, you guys are the experts
Here actually I might do that
Do a cutie tweeted out about you
I know, I hear you fine. Never mind. My friend is just lying to me. Okay, never mind.
Ohhhh. Yeah, it's okay. Never mind. It's all good. I have a professional streamer. I know what I'm doing.
Hell yeah. Of course.
Are we booting this shit up? Let's run it, y'all.
Oh wait, I'm spectating.
I'm spectating.
OK.
All right, I'm in.
If I add everyone, the gentle parenting is so OK for me.
I appreciate it.
The back seating.
Where?
All right, so this is my teammate playing.
I have to pee.
Oh, we gotta go back.
Yeah, we do need to be in starting mode.
It's not in.
It's not B03.
So just just quit out
Nice nice you you're already getting in there. I gotta hit I gotta hit
Amen
The mental damage exactly
And it's paper every time
time. Okay. That's fine. RPS is tough. RPS is tough. Yeah. Don't waste your brain cells
on the RPS. That's all I'm good for, Neo. Don't you get it? No. No, it's okay. This
is perfect. Remember, remember what I taught you, dude, hit him with the move. Remember
your training. Yeah just roll the controller on your face when they get near you. This
is real bronze gaming. You've never seen anything like this. Oh. I got to take you to my brain
for the Raptor Clarence. Don't be afraid to grab. Yeah, don't be afraid to grab.
Close. Holy shit, I was blocking it. Yeah, there you go.
Yeah. Yes. It's time to lock in, baby. Win one starts today. We choose nothing.
Remember what instead of dash attack you can just run up grab now you got that wind right
Next time you get that you know you're my wind guy. You know they grab
Yep, keep you else keep you else when they're at the ledge you stay there and that's all they can't handle that
Just
Crosk is crazy in this game. You make it last
All right, just focus on getting on the map
You live that way from the platform
Practice that one. Oh
Okay
Yeah, you win use your win
Okay, okay, let that let them go to face they recover really slowly when they're in the land. Yeah, just sit back and watch
Yep, I think gas tanks aren't gonna net you much here. Maybe we're trying to go for God
You do get a grab, they're probably not ready for special pommel.
Jump.
Nice.
Okay.
Almost, almost.
Don't be afraid to just grab.
You can just kill at this point.
Oh my god.
That's rough.
And then that'll do great.
Oh nice.
Almost.
Yup.
Oh, that was a good idea.
Close.
Alright, middle come, middle come.
No stress.
Oh my god, the neutral.
What, what hurts?
Wait for the lamp.
Nice.
Yeah baby, there it is.
Alright.
F tilt city, F tilt city.
Let me gosh, there, F tilt one.
You can reach farther than me!
another one okay okay that was a great string
go to these stairs these days are dangerous
yeah money yeah money
you make it back
Uh oh. Oh man. You're fine, you're fine.
Nice.
Alright, did you have tornado? Hit him with the tornado and run up the trap.
Yep. Oh, I love it.
Wait for the timer. Wait for it.
I got it. You're still on advantage.
Nice. Okay. Close.
You are tough. Tough. I think it's stage with no top flat changes your life.
I think so too. Those flats are kind of in the way, dude. The taser zone.
Do you also know about up the out of shield?
Yes
Then I might start calling that out because I think there's a lot of opportunity for you to hold shield then to dash attack
And you'd up you had a shield to kill. It's a great kill option for us here
It's always when they're inside of me. That's when I hit it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah like puff
Yes
And then I trust the guy who calls out the puff
You do this awesome thing where you you throw him off stage you wait they recover you punish recovery
But you punish with a dash attack, but you could just throw them off stage again
They'll up be again. You know, I mean you can keep doing that sort of rinse repeat rather than going for a dash attack when they land
Okay, I would say rock wall is pretty good here. Jewels, maybe
Just be careful at the edge
Nice
Notice how you got them all scared they're blocking. Yes. Yeah every button. Oh my god
We're not leaving a breed right now either. Don't let them breathe
All right, it's nothing
Oh, oh my god light control ledge grab. Oh, you just went you just went get the skills. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right beautiful
Let's run away with this
Yes, keep the foot on the gas
Love that nice keep suffocating him grab should go crazy
Oh
Awesome
Honestly, I don't think they're ready for the downbeat. No, I don't know
You live you live
It's the part of playing raster where they just don't know what the hell my character does. Yeah, so I can just rip
How's the DAC that moment? Yeah. Yeah, those are the dash types that start up being out of shield
They even think about baiting out here, you know get back to stage shield a lot and then
You're not really getting grabbed out of shield anyway, so it might be worthwhile
Yes, you'll get ready. Oh
Yes, yes
Sorry
That kills the reverse club huge extra credit for your life
Okay, okay a nice comfy lead just keep doing what you were doing
Interpretive dance
Okay, I do not know what to do about the cake
Yeah, it's good. It's safe. I'm
kind of. Watch out. That's
as well. Don't don't. Okay.
Nice. Nice.
That's a crazy hit. Yeah. I
I'm just going for it, yep.
Get some grabs and get some grabs, you're dashing a lot.
It's okay, you know what?
Just slow down a little bit.
Got your tornado, nice.
There you go, go for the clean stuff.
Nice.
Okay, nice.
Keep it going.
Don't let him breathe.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Beautiful.
Okay.
Let's go over. Let's go over. Yep.
Yeah, it's safe recovery. Go real high.
Nice!
That goes nice!
Nice!
That was so well played.
That was like incredible, incredible.
Yeah.
Wing lickin' good.
I'm great until I'm like up.
You are so set up for that.
I know the feeling.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, wait.
like up you are so set up for that I know by the way okay wait the bands we
got it yes we got a lot of that I think I'm gonna be nervous right I would say
Armada no I think Armada yeah because that that's like a whole top lot yeah
I would have a fire capital that stage seems I don't think I don't think at all
A forest is bad for you, but they're not going to pick forests.
I think they go firecrap.
Firecrap?
You can play way slower.
Like don't even approach.
That's true.
Yeah.
Now just stay away from being on top of that platform when Claren is on the ground.
I wasn't stressed at all.
Huge.
Huge keep your shields. Yeah, yep
That's awesome. Okay
Wait on the recovery
They're playing real scary.
Oh, wow.
Nice.
Yep.
Next time you want a dash attack, you should grab.
Exactly.
Wait for it, wait for it.
They're waiting for the dash attack right now, so.
So I grab it this time around.
Oh my gosh.
You might just kill it from the downer on stage.
Go high, go high, go high.
Nice!
the masterful guy to grab this hippie. They're not ready for it. Nice. Oh my god. Oh my
god. Oh, you were going insane. You were going insane. Yeah, he has smart recovery.
Oh I love it. Oh my god!
You lead, you lead, you're fine.
Did you do the right thing?
This should be it.
Oh that was even better. That was even better.
Oh my god that was even better!
Oh my god I couldn't hit it.
Yeah full hop hits I think.
Yeah wait for that landing always.
You've got a nice big lead.
Yes, but famously you know what I do here.
Yeah, let him do the work though. Let him come to you.
You don't have to keep doing all the work.
Let's take a deep breath.
Yeah, don't go out there.
Nice.
Get it ripped! Get it ripped!
Alright, let him come to you.
Alright, this is your lead.
Grab neutral beat do that do that special beat to
Take it a turn
Yep
You had the right idea there. I would have just you have to hold it ever so slightly more
Don't forget your uh
I'm going to hit. Nice. Nice. Oh my god, I'm so close.
You go over, go over, go way high, way high, way high.
Oh, that was not too bad.
Punish. Oh.
Right up.
Oh, my God.
What did I say?
I defeated Dave for you, maybe?
05 to 5.0?
Yeah, I did that.
The reversal's coming out.
That was really, really good.
That was awesome.
You had the unbeatable skill to your repertoire, to your arsenal, you're unstoppable.
Thank you.
you guys don't try that if you do a different move yeah rather than grab
grab yeah just just like hit one of your fast like it like your slappy move or a
dash tag like don't don't keep trying to grab if you miss a new code or same code
try making I think we're making a different lobby they usually get
different one every time I think now it's a it's Ludwig's turn right yes
Make the lobby
Okay, okay, I think Cheesy and Zeus are gonna make the live they'll join up
Zeus might have it already. I already got it. Just give me to it
It's checking a
Looking for gamers. I just want us. I just want to take a little bit of credit for
Teaching Braden some of some of the moves we just witnessed. Yep. Yeah, that was all you guys
That was a 180. That was a complete 180. That was like, Aziek?
You were playing the character.
He was here on Wednesday, and we learned some things.
Then today, we learned a few more things just in time.
Okay, who is this for me?
It's the same order as day one.
Do you remember?
No, I got no problem.
Probably Edelus again, unless they changed your character.
You remember Edelus?
No, I absolutely cooked him.
Yeah, Edelus, you like Joe Fass,
that's why you don't remember.
uh oh right this is a mess bro your character is an elephant how do you not remember
i'm gonna be right back do they have good memory elephants you're acting you're acting like i talk
to elephants regularly i haven't i haven't met one i've met one says everyone says they have
good memory but like everybody said everybody said i wasn't talking to elephants how does everyone
know this. Bro, yeah, everyone knows this. Yeah. That's that's it's first grade
SpongeBob. Everyone knows about elephants. Is it true? Does ever do you guys know
this? I didn't know this, unfortunately. Okay. All right. Okay, what I want to know
is, is that like an old wives tale, or is that like a biological fact? Well,
that's what I was saying. Like, when's the last time someone's fact checked this,
or have we just been like parody? Sorry, I just step away, but I could hear
the conversation and I also knew about the elephants and I'm going to go without looking
up anything I just believe they have photographic memory that's my head cannon I don't care
where's the uh where's the land uh I put it up again what I was at the same one
not new water what channel is it in it's in looking for looking for gamers I put it
I'm blind and stupid. I'm in I'm ready boot it up
Wait, okay, I'm a morrow. I'm in I think I'm really gonna cook
And I'm excited your character
Oven roasted I do love the chef
Yeah, it's a nice. Yeah. Are you keeping the the sous chef outfit on yeah, I mean if I had like an evo skin
I'd rock that but it's only Lorena, right I
I think so well walks has a tournament kind of style. I think Olympia and well rain and do
All right
Remember the things by the way guys
Yeah
That's that's you're the one playing now. It's kind of to you
Rock rock, okay rock, okay rock again
Double paper.
Okay.
Change your, change your, oh my God.
Okay.
You got it with me?
Paper.
You got it with me?
Paper.
I told you paper.
I didn't listen.
I thought we're gonna do an around the world.
No, no.
Okay.
It's List, yeah?
I'm gonna ban Aetherian and a Metal Refinery probably.
I don't think I care about it.
Okay.
One of my mods looked it up.
do have an above average in memory who's who's what are they doing average for what are they
whoa what the this guy's crazy
nah it was luck it was like dude it was like don't even think about it oh my god okay that's
Yeah hit it again. This is new shit. I've never seen anyone do that oh my god
That was safe!
Skin is awesome.
Nice! Nice. Nice. Okay. Shout out UpB. Yeah, this guy has never broken out of a special fumble ever.
Damn! You're gonna stay here with them the DUI schools if they're gonna try it out.
I'm going to do that again.
Nice.
It's a one-care attack, but they give them all of their back.
All of them.
Let's go.
They're all over them.
Oh
Oh, yeah
Oh my god, the reason
Oh my god, I'm listening to like, doubled echoed audio somewhere.
Oh, I'm watching your stream, that's why.
I was like, I just realized, I got it, I got it.
I got it.
My bad, thank you.
Nice. Yes. You got it. You got it. I'm just going to go out there more.
I just got to stop money.
Oh, that was insane.
Oh my gosh.
You're scaring me.
I'm a little scared.
You might have been able to get it without being staying it's a lot bigger
All right, okay, I'll close the stream so you can put audio back on
If you want to see again
I don't know if any was not in my screen share
Yeah, okay
It's only needed if somebody doesn't get into the spectator spot.
Whoo!
Bit of a cook's ash!
Dude, oh my god, my cast fell that dare, that's easy.
Uppy's also a good call-out.
Yeah, the Uppy would have hit him because it's huge.
You just gotta do the rinse of heat, Edgegarden.
The only thing I could really say is,
if you're gonna go out really deep,
I'd be fair instead of border.
But honestly, you just got this shit.
Uh. I think I'm going to throw a capitol. I was a good player.
I'm sorry, somehow I can't stream again, I don't know how I can do that.
I'm not taking that step care of it.
Nioh, game of stream!
What's up?
I'm trying to stream again.
Yeah, near you, close the stream.
Just beating this Edel is so bad that he wanted to tab into this story to open the string.
That's alright. You know what? I'm only gonna turn it on if he's beating it.
Oh!
You didn't need it. You didn't need it.
That was a fat dare.
Yeah, you don't need it.
Nice.
Oh my goodness.
We got that on long.
Oh my god. Wow. Oh no it doesn't work. Leave him alone.
Let's go. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. I was going to say this is not going to walk. That's all scary.
Nice. Could attack them.
Oh my god, you're so too down to instantly where he's at.
Yeah, I was gonna say. I didn't know that.
Any time you guys pull off whatever you're doing inside of areas.
We got out of it.
Oh, of course.
Oh, he's in the way.
Nice.
Oh my god.
You're in his head.
Thank you
you
one
just a boomer
how stands you doing today
how are the games the boss
Oh yeah, you did it.
I had that.
I'm here.
There we go.
This is very winnable.
They have a lot of big moves.
We're OK.
Our teammate's in.
So I think this is the, I forget what they call it,
intermediate.
This is the advanced.
This is one tier above me in terms of skill.
apparently I
Was initially supposed to be in this tier and then they had a team meeting and then they dropped me to a lower tier
because my teammate
Sunflower Smith
Got so good at the game so quickly. I think he ended up passing my rank in a month
I think he went he went from like never having played the game to like platinum
Which I've never hit in this game in like a month
And they were like, maybe we should swap?
RonnieSanxCS can't in a rivals tournament.
I'm 14k though, catch up.
They then, thank you, I appreciate it.
I'm 9k.
Four digit club.
Yuck.
Uh, I hate- there's so many zetter burns in this tier, it's kind of annoying to watch.
Because they all lowkey look the same.
I have to go off the skit. Like,
okay I'm assuming Zamshire's the pink one?
But like, oh no no no, it's actually the opposite. You have to look at the name color. I see, I see, I see.
Races I think if you could tell tigers apart you're either an animal trainer or you like
animals a little too much maybe a little too much then you start point out which tigers
you think are beautiful or not maybe a little too much it's a lion not a tiger so apparently
don't like animals. I know I don't like animals because I ate a hamburger yesterday and according
to Billy Eilish I fucked up. Okay so our teammates is in the sleepy time gear. I get
it. Pink has sleepy time gear. This is a furry game. Ooh that's tough. No wall ride. Billy's
right I think Billy's... wrong.
But most people are wrong when you make a blanket statement and I think it was
meant to be a hot take. So I think it's fine.
She's a point but it's a privilege to take. Yeah, exactly. I like I think what her opinion
Her opinion probably works for upper middle-class Americans to millionaire civilians. I think you know what then you're right
But like it doesn't apply universally
I've been to some places in China and if I were to go hey guys, there's no need to eat meat
Get rid of the Judean. You don't need it. We're at this point in the world where we just don't need all this
Seriously, you can't claim to love animals. I'm just sorry
Then it wouldn't hold up
But in purely an American centric upper-class point of view sure
I love, I love, I think I love all anthropomorphic animals, I don't know I just think they're
are awesome for some reason you got that I think it's all about it's all about the
fireball um yeah dedicated Perry button what are you playing that's what I was
gonna say yeah I haven't dedicated Wham I don't speak when the one my teammates
play who are higher ranked than me because I don't think I would provide
anything of value here. I do think people should think of where true meat comes from.
I agree. I think there should actually be a class in school taught where you cut a chicken's
head off and and uh in like defether it, debone it, show off every part of it for whatever
reason and I'm not even being sarcastic I actually think that'd be a I think we should
dead ass do that for because like for whatever reason in school I dismembered a dead frog
nobody bats an eye at that but the idea of chopping the chickens head off and then
and then doing the same exact process,
only for it to be eaten later,
which is what happens on a daily basis,
you know, millions of times.
That's too far.
I don't get that.
You know, I never thought
where they sourced the frogs
for biology class.
Most kids randomly realize that food chicken and animal chicken are the same too late.
Dude, yes!
I don't think it connects when you're a child, because why would it?
There's grocery store chicken, and then chicken-bock-bock chicken.
And it's like, well, there's three there's, so why can't there be two different chickens?
Will the chicken be dead too?
It depends how pure it's in the school is, but I think ideally in this class you have an alive chicken that you kill
Not the students kill it, but the teachers do
And you can opt out of that part if you'd like that is an opt out
We have the option to leave for frog dissection day. Yeah, you'd probably have the option
to leave for this too. They're teaching about the gays and killing chickens now. Yep. I
I mean, hold up.
Nobody who respects the Bible would be against this class.
God didn't have Abraham kill a chicken.
It was like a whole-ass buffalo or some shit, wasn't it?
A lamb? A lamb to slaughter, right?
It was a big-ass lamb
Oh
We're getting kind of home they've been they've been working on their game to do that's that's tough
Sorry, we went too well for you. This is why it's not even a big deal. Yeah
Yeah
It's okay. I can clean this up. I can clean this up
Clean it up. How'd it go last time?
Uh, I won last time against these guys.
Light work!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Light work!
Light work.
No sweat.
I got this.
Ray wants a 1v1, I know he texted me.
Wasn't it his son?
Yeah, wasn't it Abraham was supposed to bring Isaac up to the mountain and kill his son,
and then he brought his son up and then he was able to swap it out for a lame last second like Indiana Jones?
Jones I haven't read the Torah in maybe 15 years so forgive me if I forgot it was a ram
not a lamb is a ram a male lamb no a ram is a male sheep a sheep is a lamb though so a
a lamb? A lamb is a male lamb. I figured it out. So a lamb can be a lamb. Or no, because
that's a kid. No, that's a goat. What's a baby lamb? Does a lamb become a lamb is my question,
sounds like a lamb becomes a sheep. So a lamb is a ram. A lamb can be male, so a lamb is a ram.
Where does venison come from, huh?
Wait, that's deer?
Why do we call cow meat beef?
I've never really thought about the etymological roots of that.
Because we call chicken, chicken.
But we call cow meat beef, sheet meat mutton.
Pork meat is pork.
Well, I guess that's pig meat is pork.
So pig is pork.
the only one it's French yeah but it doesn't it doesn't solve the issue because in
French the cow is Vash and beef is both
chicken is poultry I know there's an available term but I'm you can say oh do
want to eat chicken but it doesn't really make sense to go oh do you want to eat cow do you
want to eat pig like it's understood but you'd be like dude what what where did you come from today
i'm saying chicken's the only one that gets the pass
because chickens are small i don't think your logic's gonna follow i think a
hole can explode this. Alright we are in it. This is game four for our team. The last one
of this crew battle. We have two wins and one loss. I'm hoping to go three and one here.
It was a class thing. Lower class worked with the animals, upper class interacted with
the foods so they got different words. That you know what? It sounds right. I'm
not even gonna argue. Uh, so my teammate is the Rano, or excuse me, the Fleets, not the
Rano. My teammate is the Fleets going up against the Rano. So Ritual Neo versus Sir
Delington Meows. A chicken sounds like what it looks like. A chicken sounds like what
it looks like.
This is a different game? Yeah, these guys are really good.
Okay, so we're actually kind of crushing right now.
Somehow...
We've only taken 46% which is kind of disgusting.
okay maybe I'm a curse I should have shut up okay fuck I shut up I shut up I
shut oh god I really choked Ray's calling you he's calling me okay I can
call him back he's trying to figure out of this one me one
So he didn't answer.
Playing a little game of phone tag, are we?
Seems like we're playing a little game of phone tag.
Which ray?
Asian boy ray.
Which is his tag, not a judgment call by me, just to be clear.
I'm not just naming like two traits that he has.
Okay, now he's calling me again.
Hey, what's up, Iwght?
What up, man?
Um, yeah, um, like, like, you want the 1v1?
Yeah, I'd like to 1v1 you, yeah.
Yeah, if you win, I'll put out your, um, your, your, what's it called?
Streamer games?
Yeah, I'll pull up. If I win, you give me 100 subs. If you hear me, I'll still pull up.
Okay, so if I win, you come. If you win, I give you 100 subs and you still come.
Yeah, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal. I'm down. Yeah, yeah.
Is that?
Yeah, that's a good deal.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what do we want V1 again?
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, restart, restart, restart.
What are we wanting V1 again?
Um, wait, are you a gamer?
I know your OG. You've been streaming for a while.
How long have you been streaming for?
I've been streaming like, uh, yeah, like eight years.
Wait, how old are you by any chance?
I'm 30 years old.
Oh, you're not that... I thought you were like 40. You're not that old.
Yeah, I'm still... I'm still in my youth, yeah.
You're the same age as Agent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
You know, Jesus lived to 33, so...
Yeah, but but he can come back like he can come back
He can revive inside like it. No, he did come back. Yeah, yeah. I don't get to come back. Yeah, it's a good point
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, but I it's an answer your question. I am a gamer. I am but I'm probably the best gamer in your contacts right now
I won't say that
I know you you be playing Minecraft. That's the only boat. I know you only play Minecraft
I'm blind. I'm top 20 in the world of Minecraft
There's no rink in Minecraft. Yeah, there is. You know, I'm a pro at GTRP
You can't be a pro at RP. What's your character's name?
Ray Paul. What does he sound like?
No, it's just myself, but you gotta be nice and robbing, you gotta be nice and making money and shit
If you're me I see so you you you're well versed in the streets
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm well known as a tree. I said problem. I see
Yeah, I don't know. That's a I don't know. That's a name not to it sounds impressive. I don't know if that's a video game
Like gtrp. Yes. Yes. Yeah, but it's not like it's not like a skill
It's not you can be good at like the get like the it's not like a it's not like being good at fortnight
No, Fortnite can go pro, GTA is different, like this skill to this shit, you gotta know how to talk, you gotta know how to rock people, you gotta wait two minutes to rock people, you gotta make money, you gotta know how to sell drugs, you gotta know how to farm, all that.
Okay, yep, okay, a lot of stuff I'm selling.
What about, what about?
Okay, quick question, so what game should I wait for? CS?
I think I think I don't know. I've never seen you play CS. I don't think you're close to me in skill. No offense
I'm very good. No, you're not. Oh, I think GC tournament. I almost win. You did not almost win the Jinxie tournament, bro
Yes, I did. I guess I did. Bro like who are you lying to right now?
Huh? Who was on your team?
GC, AJ, and Muda
Muda was on your team. Okay. I get how you almost won. I get how you almost won, bro
No, W Muda.
No, Muda did not take that game.
No, I didn't say that. I just said W Muda.
I did not accuse him of cheating.
Why Muda? Out of every single player, you can say Jin, C, K, C, Asian,
but I didn't choose Muda.
I just think he's a no wonder you want.
He has so much experience in that game.
It makes sense.
Oh, OK. OK.
I'm being fucking cheated on, but he's on my team.
I'm already killed.
How about this? How about this?
Yeah, how about it?
I won V1 U in CS2.
we can do just a 1v1 in the range, like in the,
we can set up a lobby and first to 15.
Okay, I bet, right now.
Give me, I can do it in like 10 minutes.
Yeah, I'll message you.
Okay, bet, I bet.
All right, get warm up, warm up.
I bet bet, yeah, push up, push up, push up.
All right, I'll see you.
All right, I'm gonna see my discord.
Okay.
Why aren't they both speaking in fluent Mandarin we could both speak in fluent Mandarin to each other, but he's
Keep probably wouldn't be a huge like his
I elect might be a bit difficult for me, you know
I'm just saying I speak a very standard Mandarin
okay I just pulled up a stream and I don't know what's going on but he took his shirt
off and he's just shirtless now and I think he weighs as much as I did in the 8th grade
So just for clarification, the deal was if I win, he's gonna come to streamer games.
And if he wins, he's gonna come to streamer games.
But I have to give him 100 subs.
Which is a really good deal for me.
I think I've kind of won...
I've kind of won the bargaining here.
Talk to him in Mandarin? I don't know if I'm brushing...
Ni hao will come down.
Kha'bao hao.
Ni shu hao mao.
Hold on, hold on.
Qingwen Shwagga.
This CSR Yoshi.
Roman, Roman Yoshi CSR.
Yeah, I'm kinda getting there.
I called me the other day. I told him that we raised 200k for charity. He was like hell, yeah
Fucking right hold up. I need my teammate to clutch here
Cuz my game plan is
My teammate clutches then Braden plays then I play then I'll play Ray
Call him Opa, I'm isn't that a Korean term of endearment?
Uh huh. Are you being racist?
I'm like, I was taking it back.
I was taking it back. I was taking it back.
Me and the clock were like, we're like talking the talking stage, you know?
I was like, yeah, well, you know, like.
Two minutes, two minutes.
I'll get 7131.
3.1.
Woo.
Okay.
All right.
You guys continue to carry me.
That was hard work.
I'm improving over the last week already.
Yeah, that was hard work though.
All right, who we up with next?
All right, we got MSB.
Tears dude.
Okay, this one was pretty hard for me.
It was also game five though.
I did win, but Orcane is just a bit of a dame on.
Yeah, we don't like Orcane in this house.
So I kind of need you to go beg for me, Braden.
I got you man. I appreciate that. I got you. I'm gonna taunt five times at the beginning of my game with Andre
And then I'm gonna beat him and then I'm gonna destroy him put him in the dirt. He does not deserve to be you
Can I say that outright? Then I don't I mean notice respect to Andre. He just doesn't deserve it as a man on the surf
Not even anything to do with the video game just as a human being. Yeah a karmic deserve
And you know what? Who am I but to enforce that in a video game as well.
I think we know what to do here.
How do we feel? We feel fresh?
Yeah, ready to go.
Lobby is up.
Lobby's up.
Lobby's on the number.
I need to like get in the lobby and spectate so I can go get water.
I am shaking after the last one
They're in our team channel
Yeah, this was the hardest one for me less or what less Wednesday
Was this matchup?
Yeah, fleet
Misses gone rich. This is my only two oh and all this was my previous team so they know me
me.
Lee, for sure, can be kind of gross.
I'll blame it on being 5 of Wednesday.
You guys are going to carry me.
It's okay.
I'm a new man today.
Exactly.
Sorry, you said you were West Coast.
I'm West Coast.
Oh, okay.
the cool as they call it
a little kid gotta take a dump
very ironically I've actually been coached by MSB and then I instantly went in the best
losers part of my life at Genesis
damn
so he's been a good coach, I won't lie
I agree, I think he's phenomenal
okay I'm gonna rip it
I am back.
I believe.
Ben.
All right, here we go
Oh, oh, I got back I got back I got
I
Taunt time as soon as you get in time as soon as you get in
And I quit out quit out I
Can't cut the court rate cool
There we go. Yes, that's just for the paper sure
You don't feel the need to taunt the game you've already stored your taunts. You're right. I know he loves this stage
You're gonna let me on my own turf
The armada
Now you're ready
Don't want to breathe.
Backseating encouraged?
Alright, it's time to backseat.
Y'all are all better than me.
This is what it's for.
I need some time to analyze their gameplay.
Do you want us to spike me every chance he gets?
Yeah, Nondra's always gonna come down from a high place with downbeat, no matter what, on or offstage.
Remember what I told you about the Crystal Gem and about the Thunder Cloud? You could carry the Fireball the same way.
Ooh.
Okay.
He's fucking dead.
Alright.
Get a lot of this guy.
And if they taunt like that, they're projecting.
100% projecting.
Ooh, close.
Nice.
Just wait for it. It's super easy to edge guard.
Nadre doesn't know how to recover.
Nice.
Honestly, I think similar to last time you could probably just hold shield.
Doesn't really run up, grab that much.
Oh, I was shielding, okay that's fine.
Nice.
Alright, you ready to take the edge guard?
No.
Nice. Nice. Alright, get ready for the edge guard. Nice.
Yep. That works. Got the skills. Yeah, nice.
Yeah. You can keep it simple like that on the ledge. Nandra is not thinking too hard.
Fox has existed for 25 years at this point.
Nice, nice.
Big funnish.
Oh wow.
You live, you're fine.
Oh no, that's tough.
That was close.
I need to time my parry as well and I need to time my my head trades better and I kill him.
I would only try and parry the fireballs right now.
Anything else is an overload.
Trying to anticipate it.
Honestly the big thing is like you're overwhelming Nandre and the moment Nandre has air, Nandre is running away and up being on stage to nothing.
So like you can you're scaring Nondra. You're doing good
Wait, how's he doing mandatory part of the he lost came one. I hope this is on the commentator street
You lost me a clip of that
I didn't take Nondra for a gamer gamer and Andres is sweat bro. I won't even lie
Close game one. Ray called you lazy because I took a dump out of my ass.
I'm getting tossed a little bit.
Kind of loses the fireball really.
Wow.
You gotta just hold out on that I think. You could probably get out of it.
Okay, well, I love that
Now
If he rolled up he would have killed him. Oh and he dies
That would have been awesome. There is a fucking diary skin. It's over
Wait never mind wait never mind
He's playing like an absolute fucking nut not very specifically
Did I don't even think he's used this you nice. Oh my god. That was nasty. Oh
That was so nasty. You got this you got this lock it in lock it in
You have your tornado, too.
Nice.
Keep it going.
Yep.
That's all he's nervous.
He's on stage.
You're living.
Love that tornado.
He wants that grab forward throw.
Got a time of the little better.
Oh my god. He's nervous.
No.
And now that was beautiful.
It's that OK. That gets me. That's that up strong.
That's right. All right, I got it.
You got it. Hold down the four formula.
Do I need to stop screen sharing for you or?
You don't get the double audio.
I think we're good by the time I can just remind them right before the game starts.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll make sure to get out.
There you go.
You're an easy way to just stop streaming.
Oh, I see.
I'm watching right click.
Okay.
They're good old.
All right, I'm ready.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
And waiting for a turn.
What was this last time?
Does anybody remember?
What?
What was this last time?
Here's your plate Orcane.
That's right.
Okay.
Code in.
Is the code out yet?
Yeah, but I'm not.
I see it now.
Yep.
Sorry.
to
I
Okay last time I played him I won but tears you play is a pretty fucking nasty or came it's a really
Should put elephants at an F tier for the rest of his career
All right, I got you I got you
Guys obsessed with animals, but he can't do anything about yours
This way that shot of she had a scare I'm just imagining that after this tournament is over
it's gonna be revised animal tier list with the elephant at the top.
I've lost the ping wars greatly.
Oh, that's what I work for, oh this is Denver.
That's all right I think he's east coast.
Denver should be there MSP is talking about bad knees about Denver, so maybe there will be a change
Denver has asked for me, but I'll be all right. Yeah, that's a Dallas. You want to go? They're asking for Dallas
Dallas is better. Dallas is better. I
Want rps, right?
Are we going through with this or we resetting I'm ripping it
I
Worry big I want to make
Twist my arm
you
Oh, my gosh, that was amazing.
Nice recovery.
Oh, what's this though?
Oh, yeah.
Ah, that's it there.
Oh yeah.
Nice, nice.
Nice.
Ooh.
That smash is just such a beautiful move.
that's his first stop on you.
True. Water up.
Oh my god. You're just hitting
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ehehehehheh
I love that.
Nice.
Good.
Right there.
Not quite.
Oh shit.
keep going yeah I saved you a little bit you
okay if you're on stage you can crouch cancel the darts the needles
that was just like oh yeah
You know what, if he's new camping here, I bet you could get in his head by crouch
canceling and then wave dashing forward and doing an F-Till.
Okay, nice.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Yes, nice.
That's what they get from this.
Oh my god.
Chase them.
That's just what he does.
You know what?
You gotta keep it interesting, you know?
Yeah, I think I played a little sloppy.
That stage has been tough for me too.
That's alright.
I think I was well played.
Camping is up to deal with as locks anyway. Well, we got our dove got our dove keep it rolling. Yep. All right, Smith's turn
This is gonna be a hard one guys. I'm sorry. It might work for you, bro
Let's hope
All right, I gotta do my match against ray. I gotta do my match against ray and then I can go back to
focusing on just
Rivals
We're really doing a whole gamer day
Yo, what up, what's the wrong coke? Are you been practicing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, hold on. I just realized the deal I give to you is kinda like, like,
it's kinda dumb.
Wait, what is?
Like, so let me, I gotta put that either ways.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Either way, if you win, you get 100 subs and you come.
If you lose, you come.
Is this luck? Wait, is this how you do luck? Or like, we can change it.
I mean it's kind of locked. No like cuz well first off
I'm assuming I could be wrong here. I've been told to raise a man of his word whatever deal he agrees to he's gonna keep going
I
But here here here here. How about this? How about this? I'll make it 200 subs if you beat me
On God I'll put it I'll put it on God
You don't you don't be doing a skirmish it, right?
Yeah, I actually think this is a allegation that's followed me that I disagree with no, I don't scan anymore
Just need your steam name
I'm gonna I'm in a tournament for another game for another like a platform fighter problems of you through to
Uh-huh. So yeah, wait, wait, you live in QT, right? Yeah. Yeah, we live together
Can't play can't play to a crib and cook and bake
You can do a little cooking show with her
Yeah, I'll bring it up to her. I think she'd be down
With you and QT. I don't cook. I don't cook. What you mean? I don't cook. It's not for me. I don't cook
That's her thing
I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm like a right. I know you know I've been around for a while, but I'm like a pro gamer
Now you've been around for a while
Yo, wait, your name is it costs? Yeah, we'll for be humble
What?
Huh? Yeah, I just said my name's Eric. It's yeah. Oh
Oh, fuck. I forgot to fucking. Oh shit
Huh, wait, wait, wait, what did you say? Huh? Yeah aircoots aircoots. That's right
Can I just say Chinese or some shit?
卧室,Bee Han Bao.
你的名字是什么?
My name is Ray.
你好,Ray.
所以你会讲中文?
所以你听到我来讲什么?
什么? 好吧,好吧,好吧,对.
Okay, wait, how do you know to speak Mandarin? Yeah, I don't know man. I just picked it up
I just picked it up. I traveled across China. I just picked up a thing or two
Wait, where did you go in China?
Across the whole country. I went went from the bottom to the top
What? Yes, I learned a thing or two
That's why I'm bigger than the US. You have 4,000 kilometers. Yeah, it took a couple weeks. Wait, you talk about you
You walk or like no no motorcycle motorcycle motorcycle
Okay, you got go to Taiwan me one day. I'm down. I know that's a lesson up. That's up. Have you have you been?
Napping one time. Where'd you go?
Shanghai ah不好不好
You what不好不好 you don't like it. This one sir sir doll
what the fuck you gotta you gotta you gotta Chinese accent you yeah yeah I you
know I mostly just conversed the live like a yo that's crazy it's like sometimes
in life you got older you start learning different things you start learning
different language that's how I know you're old okay you know how I know
you're young yeah cuz you signed up for a horrible bet and you're about to
get your ass beat. Listen, but you don't even know. I'm really nice at the show. Okay.
You don't ever disrespect me. Okay. I'm Asian. I'm good at playing games, bro. I'm naturally
smart. Listen, that's all I got to say, man. You're going to calm your eyes out.
What?
IZLE.
What?
If I have to explain to you both Mandarin and how to play CS2, we're going to have a
problem.
No, you're not even speaking Mandarin, so I say, what is IZO?
IZO?
That means get your ass beat.
IZO.
Oh.
IZO.
Wait, I think I see a clip of when you go to China. Oh
Somebody trying to cook you some cats, right?
Some what?
Some cats some cats. I don't think anyone's cooking me cats. Unless I ate a cat without knowing maybe he's an early in how to
Wait, wait, I remember I see a clip. It's not you. It may be not you
But if I just a white guy, oh, I miss I yeah, I miss understand that happens a lot to me
Wait, I sent you an invite you didn't accept it
No, you did not send me an invite bro. Why are we lying like who is that for is that for if you're like
No, you guys there's a semi invite. I
Said any wait, we're friends
All right, all right workshop maps we're gonna do
Wait, I'll give in game
Wait, is it cool? I call you uncle. Yeah, you can call me uncle
Okay, okay. Okay. Call me dad go
Daddy no that dad go oh
Dad go no you really know your shit. Yeah, I got my shit. You really know you're making that. I got my shit down
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Wait, what wait, what may we clean?
We're where this is like a one-day one that
What map it was called red line it's called you're you should be in the game though
No, I'm not wait. What the fuck are you not in?
And man wait join on me join on me
Wait 13 KV is on rake you cooked
Well, what do you mean 13k 13k is my right 13k 13k is like gold. Sorry
I'm nice. So
I'm not on rank. Am I right? I think you're on ranked. You don't see you have an rank. All right. You see this now
Are you in?
Well, what the hell I see you wait, you don't have any joy. Oh
I much need a restart cuz I added you. Let me just all this restart
I know what let me do it. Let me do it. Do you have red line?
Um, I got a good workshop. That's what's up and what's your time? You got aim?
Up India night. Uh, aim rush. No, I don't think any of those are right.
Hold on. Okay. I got it right now.
I just have to restart my client and I think it should be fine. You might need to restart
your client low-key but I think it'd be fun I bet so I'm a loss what game are
you best no come on man like a video game like if you have the 1v1 but it's
It's not like a game...
It's not competitive.
I'll say... I'll say...
2K, 2K.
2K.
Yeah, 2K is my best game.
Okay, 2K, interesting.
Wait, do you see my invite?
Yeah, I see, I see, I see.
Recently, I've been playing CS though.
I didn't know you're in a CS.
Recently.
Okay, let's see if this works.
If you don't connect, you're gonna have to restart your shit.
Okay, okay, okay
Chess since no keys of asking
Like I have why you can't want me one?
Like if you can't if you cannot want me like this game this game shit
You can't want me one bro
I can't even join this game fucking ass
You know the calls came in China
What CSR?
No, they don't it's the same shit
No, it's the same game I'm saying they call it CSR
How you tell me I'm from Taiwan because I went to China so they're calling it
CSR CSR yeah, wait, I cannot join you wait. Can you now I left?
Is your shit on invisible CSK CS way better game 2k
I took a look at shit. Okay some ass wait you're in
Yeah, I mean
I'm in the lobby. I'm in a lobby
Okay, let's see. So what's your best game?
Super Smash Brothers or chess?
Smash Brothers wait
Nintendo
Yeah, why is he not getting in what's fucking up? Yeah, I think I need to invite you. All right, you invite me invite me
Yeah, why are shit like this? I don't even see you online. It's weird for me. Are you like invisible or something? No, I just restart
This shit, yeah, sir, bro, he doesn't own a workshop
It's cool.
And red line.
I'm I'm doing I know how to do it.
You know how to download a red line?
Yeah.
Shall I call him right now?
And then I'm going to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we're from the way I'm from New Hampshire.
East Coast.
What's that?
You know, Boston.
Oh,
Ocho Sinko in the 20 get it
Wait like just a go
Like
Yes, yo, yo, let me put up to all the pockets me
Hey, I know you begin to freak out there invite me bro. What's up, Ocho?
Chad Ocho Sinko like she asked for more dick, and I had none left
Huh he's just gifted you 20 like that
Yeah, it's Ocho
Uncle Ray your motion. Thank you, bro
Wait, wait, what's the Mac pocket and am what aim underscore red line?
and underscore
Red line shadow Tresniko Buffalo Bills legend
Wait, listen listen listen lot one. What I?
Um, it's this alright. It's called and underscore red line
underscore FPS
Wait wait, this is no, it's just
AF on the score, red line.
The FPS one's fine.
Okay, okay.
I'll just get it too.
This one's fine.
What's wrong?
What do I do? I forgot.
You invite me? We'll boot it up.
Wait, I had to do my CS.
That's it, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you had it.
Okay, I did it.
I'm not. Yeah, you're just saying they like. Okay, I'm joining. I'm enjoying what is casual
competitive that's match women arm raised custom. What should you do? I think competitive
Maybe that'll work automatically
Okay, okay, okay
Yeah, I got low is real OG bro. He's the first streamer who do all American
Not a subdom yeah, that's me unable to establish connection with game server. This shit's cooked bro. Oh
My god, bro. Are you talking to smoke bro?
I'm not ducking the smoke. I resent those allegations I try again
Let's see let's see I
I'm gonna count the troops
Are you ain't unable to wait hold up stay in there stay in there say in there say in there
I'm coming in. I'm coming in. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Huh? There's bots in this shit.
What the hell? What the hell?
If it don't work, it's cooked for the day though.
It's cooked. It's fucking cooked, bro.
It's cooked. My shit don't work.
Oh my god.
It's cooked, bro. It is what it is. It's cooked.
Is it at the game? Okay, one-to-one?
I don't know why. It's like we can't connect to each other or something.
Is your stream set to invisible?
No, it's not.
Like you're online?
Yep.
Okay, okay.
Let me add you one more time.
And if that don't work, it's just cooked.
Either.
Join up.
I keep beating.
I
So how old are you now?
I'm funny. I'm funny funny. So you're getting old do you feel it?
Nah, I'm still young you think you're so young what ages old now. I guess
35 30, okay, so you got like 10 years. I don't see I will say 30 39. He's not old 35
35 I'll say old 35 old. Yeah, I think I grew that
Yeah
Back is like cracking like like your knee hurt. I don't feel like my knee cracks every time I bend down
Yeah, that's true. That does happen. Wait try to join right click my name and join
You join join
my knee cracks every time about that but LeBron James 41 dude yeah but that's
LeBron James oh I cannot join that's good bro let's go it's a Gigi we
run it back another day yeah I love it bro I brother hey hope you take all
I'm a product game shipper I'm a plumber we're running we're running I'm
down.
I appreciate you having a good show man.
Nice kid.
Uh, what do I ban here? Probably Forest, right?
Um, yes, absolutely.
Wait, hold on, I didn't hit join.
Popping joints is going to be fucked up and I can't help you.
Dude, my joints pop every time I squat.
I'm not saying it's abnormal, but it doesn't feel good.
The portraits are going to be white.
Like every single squat it cracks.
Weird I
Probably just go jewels. It's safe
1v1. I like that. I think it's nice. It is kind of to you though
Ray has good manners. I
Think ray was raised well
All right, did a chat is anyone know do we do we win our round three match do they win
Thanks, JoJo.
That's gotta be one of the oldest things you said.
Saying that Ray was raised well.
I feel like he's raised with good manners.
He's like real sweet.
Smith won and did awesome.
Okay, hell yeah.
So we're 2-1 right now.
So this could make us go 3-1.
Smith won and did awesome. Okay, hell yeah. So we're 2-1 right now. So this could make
us go 3-1. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, my fleet is nasty. It looks like Smash. Yeah, it's
a platform fighter. So I think Smash invented that genre. I want to say, right? I feel
guess the case I actually don't know if it's true though is that true joust invented the
the genre joust game joust is an arcade game
holy shit dude
Is it single player though?
I feel like they just invented platforms.
Wrap it up!
Wrap it up bro!
There isn't 1v1 mode I see.
Yup!
My wife torqued for me and it sounded like a bag of popcorn.
Dude, your life's awesome, bro.
Your steak's fucking buttery.
Your lobster's juicy.
Like, why are you coming into my chat and inflexing on us?
Alapham, thank you for the prom.
Do you ever think about adding Snoop Dogg to the game? It's not currently an option,
but I don't think, you know what? Sometimes I think about how multiverses failed and they
had LeBron James. It blows my mind. You had LeBron James as a playable character alongside
Batman and Bugs Bunny and it failed. That blows, like, maybe it's just a tough genre.
Shake butter. Thank you for the prime.
Doesn't fatal fury have Ronaldo? Yeah, we were talking about that last night
because they, they got bought out by a Saudi company and they added
Ronaldo to it. That's kind of lit. I heard it's kind of mid though.
Iron giant was a bit of a menace
People don't want to play as celebrities people don't want to play
I'll tell you what people don't want to play as it's they don't want to play against Minecraft scheme
Look at the edgeguarding. It's actually clinical like this is genuinely a fucking
beautiful
This fleet is discussed by the way hasn't been touched yet
Genuinely. Oh my god
Geez, this is suffocating
This is so insane. This is zero to death. This is literally a zero to death. Oh
Oh my gosh, uh, six damage on the, on the counter has to be illegal.
I still count this as a zero to death.
This is so over, bro.
Ultimate lost so much up since the DLC came out.
I do feel like Ultimate is a Minecraft Steve away from being awesome, but I'm not a
ball knower.
I don't play the game.
This is just my outside opinion, which is uneducated.
I think of Fortnite.
I hate how Peter Griffin can fight Cleopatra.
What about that dude?
Hey, that's not awesome.
He's on the Shohei Otani.
He can shoot Peter Griffin in the skull.
Yeah Steve is the current problem but you are right if Steve went away then people would
be like dude Sonic fucking sucks.
Why didn't you pick up Ultimate?
Uh the problem doesn't start with Ultimate I mean like I played Smash 4 when it came
out and then I found Melee and then I just played Melee and I didn't go back to
Smash 4 and then when Ultimate came out I didn't go over to Ultimate. I just
fucking liked Melee.
Smash 4 was fun. Yeah they're all fine but like I don't like playing them
competitively it feels a little more frustrating. You can add an IP to your game what would it be.
Probably One Piece.
It would be so awesome because I don't feel like one piece has an awesome fighting game.
I feel like one piece video games are all relatively mid.
Oh my goodness.
You nailed that.
That's two points in a row.
That's three.
We got as many points as Wednesday in those two sets, I think, right?
That's crazy.
That was against the team that, that was against the team that 4-0ed us, right?
That was the one where we all lost.
Not I think the order's been wrong. So but by the way, we still crushed because I think we got eight points once they were at six
Right now. Yes, we're doing great
I'm just I'm just glad on the personal level up on now and that was my demon
That was like the scariest person in the whole tournament for me. Yeah, you looked like a pro
That one bear that you like snuck in after up B2 was just perfect. Oh
Really really great. I practiced like
I was like, ledge hop, neutral air and vulnerable for like an hour yesterday.
It's like, because I knew the Claren of B, right?
I was like, I have to, I have to never miss against the Claren of B. Never.
Well, it paid off.
I did not practice anything. I don't know what happened.
Yeah, you slept on Wednesday's games, so.
I just woke up and I was different.
was beastly the orcane
the beastly the coach does that better
but i don't know i mean i'm your team
yes i think it was
junebug no quinn
i'm watching the live stream right now
right now the orcans have one thing is that what we're waiting on right now yeah
we're going to finish us yeah yeah yeah okay
I think I'm up against their Olympia next
this go out and skin is crazy
I hate the clown depth effect.
I haven't seen it.
It's like a jump scare.
Are you guys all like watching wisely right now or something?
Yeah, I turned on the stream.
Yeah, the clown skin is toxic.
Yeah, I would have to agree
That's okay, I'm just having a little break.
either after that one. I was like full robot mode.
Yeah, I'm glad we did a lot better.
I'm happy the two of the players
two of me honestly.
The best feeling in the world.
Yeah, it just, uh, yeah, yeah.
the
is it time is it that time I don't know it's not cheesy yeah I got paying my
piece of thickets time we're doing really well right now we are how are we
in I'm feeling I'm feeling the level up I feel like complete robot mode I'm
We're in first because we're 6-2, yeah, we're 6-2 total.
Oh.
Because the only two games we lost was I lost one in the first round, and then I think...
I lost mine.
Yeah, yeah, so then that's it.
Everything else has been won.
Let's keep it up.
Yeah, if I point total, I'm trying to, I think I'm bringing this correctly.
I think cake has 23, we have 20.
Okay.
And they were in a, like, six point, no, like an eight point lead above us after day
one.
Yeah.
So we really made it up to the ground.
We're closing that gap a little bit.
I got a code for everyone.
Thank you.
They dropped their first round, only one of them won.
So that was good for us.
OK, they have a lobby now.
I'm not going to be able to
get the ball.
Back seating encouraged.
When I get thrown off the map
and the Olympia tries to go for that thing
and I got to hold out,
please tell me to hold out.
Exactly.
Or anytime I get grabbed,
just spam B B press B. I'll win the game.
I'll win the game. Honestly, I will say like any any play style aside,
I think Gaffey is the most antsy beginner player and you can you can definitely like get away
with making this person nervous. What else? I agree. Okay. So when they graduate, you don't
have to react to their special pommel. Just press B or your special pommel.
Not torturing the dog. I'm trying to get him to drink water. It's not a reaction thing.
So as, yes, it's not a timing thing. Just do it as soon as you are grabbed. It's like, it's a 50-50 guessing game between regular pommel and special pommel.
But that Olympia is going to special pommel you every time until you teach or not to. And it's not, there is no timing in it.
Just push the button you believe in, which is probably the special button. You don't have to wait for it. You don't have to react.
You don't have to time it. Just push the special button when you're grabbed.
Yeah, and they did it every time except for one in our last matchup so
Oh, I think it'll be money
Could be our first four oh
Alrighty John
The Humble.
Basically does not know what the middle between Chicago and Pw is.
Chicago and Pw.
Well, depending on what server it is, it's probably like Denver.
for sure yeah
and we are endeavor keep figured it out me yay
all right it's on best of three i'm gonna press start all right y'all paper i'm so far too
to know on the day. I would love to change it up. I think oh this is stands bro this
is stands. This is my revenge tour. I think I've learned I don't like I don't know if
I like go die against this Olympia. I beat Stan's last time for like the first time
It's a little bit scary.
I want to go Joe.
I mean, um, yeah, Gappy also loves to do things into up B.
So getting rid of like a top platform or what was our motto?
Maybe that too.
So you haven't I'm a little scared of Jules Vale.
That's fair.
So I'm going to hope that he goes go down here.
Okay.
Yes.
Alright baby let's do this. You got this shit. Thank you.
Oh I was natural.
I would try one of the pommels just like you know see if they're ready for it okay we
leveling up hate that move okay let him stale it like makes di better whatever in this game
It's complicated if only scaling if you do it multiple times. Oh, yeah, I didn't have any more jumps
That's right, that's right
You got your tornado good hands
Nice. Let's keep doing it until I get punished.
Okay, I let Swift out for like 20 minutes. He's shooting in my kitchen right now.
I'm a good shield.
Oh, get in there.
Oh, yeah.
I hit nothing after it.
I got rollback. Yeah, I think it was a spectator. It's okay.
How you live? Okay, fake minus.
Alright, time to follow us.
Oh, damn.
Here we go, here we go, close.
Nice.
That's got a kill.
Yep, they can't make it.
Nice, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, nice.
Okay.
It's Axe Book.
Okay, fuck it.
If it works, it works.
Oh, are throws?
Oh, okay.
crazy roll back okay oh you're dead okay I got rollback like crazy on that
there's yeah right when I tried to do my slipstream it just shit the bed oh
are you are you giving like the rope I curse to yeah that was bad oh wait I
just made myself a human I don't write yeah that would just might be a bad
server.
Can we swap it?
I don't know that.
I'm not going to swap it.
Yeah.
Let's talk to...
That was a new cover.
Can you re-explain the format?
There's a fullback there.
Six teams.
Four different skill groups.
Beginner, intermediate, advanced, semi-pro.
Every player from every group goes against every player from their groups. It's like a round Robin
And you get a point for every win your team gets and then depending on your points for the top six teams it enters a
Double elimination
Crew battle, it's not a really easy tournament to explain. I'll be honest
I'll be honest, bro. They didn't make it the simplest format of all time
All I have to worry about is I play five other people who are about my skill to game and I have to beat them
So far I'm too low and I'm gonna play stands next
I
Wanted Calvin
Brother I'm ready. I'm eating an apple. I'm getting in the zone. I
Actually rage quit against frost prime
I sd'd game 3 on purpose because I don't want to play it anymore out. So I'm having a bit of a tough day
Have you hover a stage and press x? Oh wait, is he a 70 ping here?
I'm gay P mode activate, but I think it was game 3 was it game 3 chat?
That sounds the opposite of ready to orcane's lame, please 70 ping like our game is fucking lame brother
He just shoots bubbles. Yeah, that's a dude big
Big-body boys. He is
He's not wrong. Let's go gap. He's not in the call. His discord's not worth. What are you playing Tyler?
I don't play Tyler for two months, but I'm a little nervous about the show match
Because I think Street Fighter people care way more about the show match than I have the time to put into it
I'm like incredibly busy in the next like six weeks
I'm actively in a tournament. I just exited a CS tournament. I'm about to do the AT&T and I let her cup and
And Street Fighter Heads want me to play Street Fighter every day, but I just don't have the ability to
I'm literally actively in a tournament for a different game and people come in and like play Street Fighter
I'm in a tournament right now
And I'm playing really well in it
That's who's a talk I'm not saying I'll lose I'm just saying I think I care less than
than the other people who are not in it.
I feel like there's an expectation of,
why aren't you playing?
And it's like,
because it's not that high up on the priority list right now,
I got other shit going on.
I'm a busy man.
Although I am playing fighting games this weekend.
When does it hit the priority list?
I mean genuinely, probably like May 30th, like when the AT&T and highlighter comes over.
Because I'm going to be playing TXKO.
What'd you agree to it?
Because I think I'm okay with the amount of time I'm going to put in.
Like I'll probably put in like a good three weeks and I'm okay with that.
I did warn.
they initially came to me with Tyler one verse Ludwig I said guys cuz when they
came to me Tyler had probably 350 more hours in the game or something I was like
I don't know if it makes the most sense but I'll do it I warned and they said
That's alright. Oh my god, thank you.
Do you think Jinji will do well, Tyler won? Yeah. Tyler's a good captain.
I'm sorry about this.
I'm really sad about the server right now that's all right.
That code is questionable sometimes.
The annihilator cups like four games.
We're probably going to be practicing some cod tomorrow.
Yeah indeed it is.
Yeah, that's good.
All right, let's finish that up.
Um, this one should be West, Stanzas West.
Yeah.
How do you think there's a chance that they leveled up since the last time?
I think there's a chance that Stanzas level, yeah, absolutely.
Okay, okay, but say don't worry guys
Yeah, I've got the insider information now
How do you tell stands? How do I tell stands? I try not to I love them too much
That's that's wholesome
They're a code in chat
Code in chat seen it sorry I have to reset the game
It's a rival special restarting the game on a top-end stage.
A pilot's life for me.
All right, I'm in all right put on the apron chef
All right, speaking of there we go
Seven times fire
Instant paper he goes past
He went he passed he doesn't want it. He doesn't want to RPS
he's saving his brain cell for the rock dude.
Once the band go down.
Alright.
Then I think I'll bring him jewels now.
Uh huh.
Good luck.
Got it.
Whoa.
Whoa, suit and tie now.
Nice.
A cabinet? Sorry.
Yeah, this thing is really funny.
Oh
My god
Your ledge play game is is super clean. It's because there's an awesome side beat that automatically pulls you there
Oh
Damn
Oh my god, crazy carry.
You can sort of carry the downbeat.
The downbeats like work the same way as the edelists.
So it'll put them inside.
Yeah, they're like a projectile, so their parry timing against the spikes is really big compared to a normal attack.
Yeah, that's it dude the mid game adaptation
Nice. Oh my god. You're crazy. Well done. Well done. Thanks for the coaching. You don't
deserve pizza. No pasta. You're trying that business crack all about small business. You
You don't deserve pizza. You don't deserve pizza.
I like that.
For me, you say pasta, but...
Oh my god.
good carry
Oh my god, I'm so bad.
Oh yeah, yeah.
You didn't need it.
You don't need it.
Bring it back
Just assume that the pillar isn't there any time that you back on it. It's really bad for you
Oh, that's it. Yeah, nice
And just like that
Oh my god
The crouch cancels go crazy?
Oh wow.
Oh my god.
Oh good.
Oh that was a little bit of a call out.
That's okay though. You got this.
Hold it? Yep.
Same way to last that ended
He's always done special break
Oh my god.
Nice.
Oh boy, okay, no way.
You can't do it, I'm lost, I'm guessing, hey.
I honestly, I thought you were going to live.
Yeah, I've never gone for it, so I really just thought I had that.
I think you win the star.
I want to know one fact, in ultimate certain moves cause you to hit the bottom blast zone
sooner just if you hit by them in certain particularly weird situations like Ike Abbey
and that game Ludwig would have won.
If there's a different game and different characters in the world, if everything about
the situation was different then you got them.
No no no, like the ruckies are the same.
What if we were all dogs, you know?
Wow.
I think we're bringing up a weird fact ever again.
You guys are mean.
I was trying to parry it.
Nice.
Oh.
Don't worry again.
Yeah.
There you go.
He just died.
Did it shake?
Yeah.
That was pretty good.
Nice.
Okay, I'm gonna do another one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice.
That's crazy.
Oh nice.
How you look good.
Good delay, good delay.
he really likes to chat during the shield
uh, you get a shield dart for free every time
keep it going, extra credit
aww, barely
nice
that was a little unlucky there
You can get magma really fast with just down tilt.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Yeah, that's not what is really annoying.
That's right!
Big flash.
Uh oh, you're still good.
Don't worry.
Nice.
Yeah, that happens.
Wow.
Yeah, see, you can do normal.
Love that.
Now you can hit it.
There you go.
Yup.
We've crossed the barrier to aura farming, I think.
I see how it works now.
understanding it. It's really
strong against Craig. The up
off stage. I don't know. Yeah.
I guess yeah, they could
timing air dodged it. True.
True. True. True. Okay.
I'm pretty well today.
New Bobby.
Is this a streamer streamer tournament?
Yeah, you can see all the streamers who are in here.
But we got our team.
June bugs got a team with frost prime.
I think I'm about to get washed so we'll see.
The Dodgers are playing right?
Did we remember what match this one was?
This is against Fidel, I think.
That match you played awesome.
That was Zedderburn dude.
I mean, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
Awesome, I mean it's just more fun to play a
Hashtag millennial means I'd be like this one
Oh shit dude.
Will you react to the Lakers game?
I'll probably watch it on my side monitor, I don't know if I'll like, stay live for
the duration of it.
Well, why do I hear multiple?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, we're in the game, that's why.
When is this game coming to console?
Coming to a console near you soon, I hope.
I don't know.
I don't make games.
I just publish them.
I probably can't play that audio. I probably can't play the audio of the fucking Dodgers
spaceball team.
Does publishing mean you hire studios usually don't?
I think hire is the wrong word.
I don't think a publisher hires a studio or a dev team.
They work with one, but I also, yeah, I wouldn't say hires.
some publishers do. Can you add the game in the corner? Can I add the MLB game? No, at
the start of the game they go all rights in broadcast display of the MLB whatever is reserved.
Dude, I feel like everyone in this tier is a fucking Zetterburn. And I think the Zetterburn
Ditto is a boring ass matchup.
They forgot to save for this game, so you're good.
Okay, maybe they're freaking good then.
Why when I look it up on Steam does it say Rivals of Aether 2 came out before Rivals
of Aether?
Rivals of Aether came out like 10 years ago.
Maybe it's like the last update?
I think they're still doing some updates occasionally at Rivals of Aether, but I'm
not sure what you're looking at.
How's your family back home taking the red socks and bloating?
Uh, my mother is the only family member I have in New Hampshire.
Uh, I don't- I don't think- I don't know if she can name a single baseball player.
Uh, maybe Babe Ruth?
She probably does, Babe Ruth.
So I don't think she gives a fuck. I'll be honest. I don't think she gives a crud.
Does Peter fuck with baseball? No, Peter's not really a sports guy.
Peter would love to talk to you about like the Mistborn series.
Peter's a whole ass nerd.
But he does not care about sports.
He also loves Marvel
He will talk your ear off on anything Marvel
Did you play rivals no he just plays that one video game I figure what it's called
Holy shit a big his brandon sanderson a Mormon
That makes sense.
That adds up to me.
If George R.R.
Martin was Mormon, there would be eight new books out probably this year.
The work ethic of Mormons should be a studied topic.
It's actually insane.
I guess that's like historical though, no?
The Protestant work ethic?
Easy dub.
People do study this.
Oh hell yeah.
Do you ever want to do more travel contests and not tits and tits?
Yeah we got a few things planned.
Yes smiley face.
How bad is the she hand block?
I won't lie, I wasn't watching, but all I noticed is that we're down one, which isn't
great.
You should speak more Chinese of the Ray. I kind of use everything I got. Oh my god,
homerun. Are you going to watch the Miami F1 race? I'm not really an F1 guy. I think
I want to get into F1. It's unfortunate timing for me that Red Bull is not a top dog, but
there's something that bothers me about F1 and tell me how I'm supposed to get over it.
I don't like, and I think people really like this aspect, but I don't like how it's not
and even playing through it.
Like the best racer in terms of raw mechanical skill, ability,
knowledge, effort, does not win.
And he's to be the best racer who has the best car.
Yeah, I think that's what it's a, actually, I've never
heard someone put it that way.
You have to view it as a team sport. It's kind of an interesting thought process though.
Cause they don't get, I mean maybe they do, but I was going to say they don't get celebrated like a team sport.
That's kind of like the best QB doesn't always win the NFL.
Yeah, but like it's very clear that the NFL is a team sport
There's like a 53 man roster and he throws the ball to somebody else who catches it
And f1 it says for stopping on the side throughout the whole race
And then they go for stopping wins
Whatever you do do not watch drive to survive really I feel like people tell me the exact opposite all the time
Are you more devastated if the Lakers or Celts are knocked out?
I don't really care if either are knocked out.
Maybe the Lakers, because then I can't.
If the Lakers made it to the finals, it would be cool to go to a game because it would be
a drive down the street.
So I'd rather the Lakers stay.
But as a diehard Hornets fan, the nest right now is making honey, so next year we can
start buzzing like the bees that we are.
Is your rebel contract saying you can't publicly support other affrontines?
I don't think so, but it would be kind of weird if I did.
I don't.
This is literally Wolf from Smash.
Uh, no actually it's a lion.
Nice try.
Just a different animal
How's your team doing in the tournament we were second to last coming into today, but today we played a lot better
So I think we currently have
You get a point per match one and we play a total of 20 matches
So we went, we went 8 for 20 last Wednesday, for this Wednesday, and then today, we're already at,
we're halfway through right now, right? Is our third set? Yeah, we're halfway through.
We're halfway and we've already won seven. So this, we're, we're on pace for 14 points,
Which is actually kind of crazy
Would you ever consider a terraria speedrun? No
Cardinals are already dog walking those Dodgers and it kind of are but whatever no she hands having a bad day happens
Chad, do I buy this?
Shake Drizzle's trying to get me to buy his stepdad's trading card and he has a Tom Brady
card.
It's a rookie card.
No?
Well, you guys fucking hate Shake Drizzle, eh?
Drizzle step that he's retiring and he's selling his sports cars you guys like not fuck
We get on that shit
Hold up hold up. He let us recover. He's an idiot. He's an idiot. We can win this now lock in lock in lock in lock in
One grab. Ah, you live yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah one grab one after only win this. Oh, what was this recovery? Oh
My god, he's choking. He's so nervous. He's so much more nervous than you are
I'm so glad that you won that you're so genius for the run fruit turn around
us like never in a billion years is that a even a thought of mine deep in the
mix I know I have no idea how you didn't get on fire for that I'm strong I
need to have a quick drink of water and then I am good I know I have to play
my next okay now we're already at eight points today and there's still a number
there's still nine matches left there's many more points to gain we got it we
can go crazy today we're gonna go animal style I think it's that today
matters so it does matter when the data win
take only the spreadsheet some spreadsheet autistic and this is
freaking awesome cake assaults team did go 80 though in round two oh that's
really scary wait who's on cake steam again foomey emerald that's
last time they 4-0ed us yesterday so that was a little scary
the
I think he said that this or cane player might be the best player in the events.
That's not a coach.
And they did beat me on Wednesday.
So that was pretty tough.
Our brackets and results for this tourney online.
I have no clue where it is.
I'll be honest.
He's got these cards, bro.
He's got like the 1901 cards.
He's got the priests.
He's got the segregation baseball card set.
How old is that then, bro?
I don't know how much those are worth those are from the 1910s.
They're a hundred plus years old.
That's insane.
The sweep is stinging prime.
Did his grandpa make them?
No, apparently he stepped that bottom.
They come from cigarette packs, I guess.
Man, cigarettes used to be great.
What a simpler time it must have been.
Go to the doctor, they tell you to smoke a couple of sigs.
Yeah, all right.
I'm going to be back.
They used to be great. Okay,
that's the room up before we
found out they killed. Yeah,
I put a curtain shot.
Is your shirt one of a kind?
No, it's just the.
To catch you more. Call me
Dodgers Jersey.
Let's do it.
I am ready.
Smoking indoors is lit.
I think smoking indoors is bad because they're still
doing it in China.
And sometimes the smoke just drifts in your face,
and that's not fun.
It also adds like a gross yellow to like certain walls.
Okay, this guy I think bars a lot of see it's kind of on his ground game is really tight
But with food I'll do my best I feel like it worsens the food
If you lock it you could do anything
just just go lock it bro just go lock it up this just just just just go lock it
just go lock it we're on council bluffs
I think that's probably okay
You forget how bad it is.
No, it's probably okay.
Where is where is Quinn from?
Let me say it.
I'll see the posts.
It's like Jason Alexander from Seinfeld at age 30.
Timothy shall me at shall may at age 30.
And it's like what happened to 30 year olds.
And then a reply always says cigarettes and then I'll see like four YouTube essays about it
But I've stopped trusting YouTube essays because I think they're mostly created by people who just briefly researched some shit on Wikipedia
And then spout it in like a formulaic way that
Honestly has gotten a bit boring for me
So anyway, now I'm trying to study in a new way which is asking twitch chat in YouTube chat
Is it because of cigarettes?
Is that the answer?
Skincare sunscreen.
When did sunscreen drop?
Commercial.
How old is sunscreen?
80 to 90 years old.
The thirties in the forties.
Holy shit.
That is so much more recent than I thought.
It was made by the founder of L'Oreal, whose name is not L'Oreal, which surprised me.
Spreadsheet with all the points, wait, W Jatter.
So this is the current tournament update.
So there's eight points available in every single series, right?
Because there's eight points available, what?
Did you get two points for a win then?
But you must get two points for a win.
Oh, day two is two points a win, but day one was one point a win, right?
For sure, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
So day two is worth double the points.
I see, okay.
So we got, we're doing well.
We went three and one here, so we won that one.
Where are we?
We went three and one here, so we won that one.
We might go three and one here if Ritual Neo beats Quinjamin, which, let's see, last
time they played, we lost.
Okay, but it's a different world, who knows.
And we still have to play, okay, I have to play Frostprimes or Cain next.
And then finally, the only person who beat me last week, which is Emerald, on Team Kegasol.
So we're doing pretty well, I think Team Kegasol 8-0ed Team Zeus, holy shit.
Holy shit, they shitted on him.
right now we have 24 points which is second place overall wait hold the
phone. We just have to low key win this. Okay, things are not going well for us in this matchup
Right now, this Orcane seems fucking nasty as hell.
Switch frying crazy, chewy bully thing to plan.
Okay.
Good damage.
have you given up on your rocket league arc dude I just don't have fucking time
it's miserable I like I have to play rock Lee I play CS2 I play rise we
through to I have to play fucking I got too many games to play I've just got to
start saying no to shoot rocket league might be dead for me I won't lie I got
of saying some no's. I can't play every game. He doesn't get how hard it is to have to wake
up and pick one of 17 video games to play and get good at. We got our ass in.
I'll never play TFT, I can promise you that.
Quinn hasn't lost a set alternative yet. Quinn's probably a little too good,
but I don't know, any game is possible. You've been talking about Rocket League for over
six months and I'm happy to say it was all alive never playing it.
You need to play Street Fighter 6 too.
I just got a stringless, that's what it is.
That's what it is, that's how I get my hours back.
You don't get good at video games playing them on stream, that's just a fact.
Or at least it's not nearly as fast.
What do you plan on talking to your team?
I already talked to him.
There's a couple of little less attitudes today, Uncle Dessert.
It's a Friday, you can turn it down a bit.
Quinn might be a little too nasty, but then again, I might be too nasty to any good plans
for the weekend. Yeah, I'm planning on playing invincible versus a 3v3 tag fighter that just
came out April 30th.
What about you guys?
Hold up, we're gonna win.
Hold up! What happened to my teammate?
Possessed by the body of Kekosal.
Yup!
Have you watched Invincible? I watched Season 1, but I haven't seen Season 2 or 3 yet.
You convinced me to get getting over it? Hold on, I never said to do that. That could have
You've been just a watch me play game.
Drum season 4 right now?
Oh my gosh, miss the f smash tough.
Damon Chattie's cooked.
Nice dash attack.
Dude, Arcane's really cute.
Arcane Cat looks like a Neo-Pet Loki.
Is there a chance Rocket League comes back at all?
Not for the next four months.
May I get AT&T and I later cut. June I got Street Fighter.
Yeah, we got some shit.
I do need to 1v1 musty though.
You're watching Witch Hat at Aitleer?
No, but Brando said that show was awesome.
But I haven't seen it personally.
Could the Tyler1 vs. Sly Money Matches real?
I don't know.
I'm not either of them.
It would require both of them to agree.
I'm not actually either of the people in it.
I mean they have to both verbally commit that they're down and do it first.
I don't think Tyler was genuine in his $100,000 offer.
I think I and let me say this, I think he might have been fronting a bit because he
said 10k talking on a stream about it.
And I don't know if Slime's trying to run at 100k money much.
you footslides 100k new no I think if you're in the money match you have to put some money
up you can't be playing on house money in a money match maybe like you can be sponsored
for a bit of it, but like.
please
Please! Please Swift!
hold on if we win this such a pretty big first I think it would mean we'd be in more than
half of the teams today. I gotta start studying this matchup because I do not know how to
I can't believe I'm doing the mobs.
Ooh, the double.
I can't believe that hurts.
I'm going to kill him with my shield.
Cutie's 10 minutes out and then I'm free.
I'm sure it's fries
That's that's for sure right
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry fine
Did I kill?
Yeah buddy!
Hold us straight up grab.
Oh, it's quieting comms.
Good dodge.
You need some more extra credit though.
You can't die here yet.
You've done too much for too long.
Wow, that was a really good thing that killed me. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right
You got this you nasty
Encouraging words love it use Bartek inspiration
Bartek inspiration 15 that's not bad
oh my god it's actually so scary it's like literally a dead even game in there
oh my god yes how did that grab me
no no no no no no back here you're fine if I know it was barely miss yeah that
was really really close you played so well that was so tough you did so much
It's really good, that's all that matters.
Electric, it's looking like a shoo-win.
I had like one more strong punish, it would have been over.
I got caught by up tilt too often.
Orcette is really, really tough to deal with, as anyone.
Now we're back down to this.
I know what to do, I know what to do next time.
There's just, there's Junebug, Serrano, and then Omega, Omega who plays Lorena.
Yeah, Omega is really good.
Omega's pretty good.
Yeah, I've got some tips for it, but like, oh boy.
I was dropping games in front of this, like it was tough.
Dude Kegasolts team is going insane
Yeah Kegasolts team is really stacked. They've dropped two four O's
Really today, yeah, damn. Yeah, they forwarded Zeus and MSB
Damn
It's a two-two, right
It's not too bad out there on the yeah, that's it
If you look at it though, we're only one one win behind take assaults team for today
You know in a matter of thinking that is first place or it's only like second first place
You know with enough mental gymnastics were like kind of right there. Oh
Feels good I
agree
Like if this was smash and then we had different characters what happened on me
No, no never never never never
Swift please
Brick
How far out of she
I think she's in like the craziest traffic of all time.
Because every time I see her location, it gets 10 minutes farther away.
You guys think it would be impressive if I solved a Rubik's cube between game 1 and game
2 as a mental reset?
I might add I think it'd be impressive if you just won outright, but I have to acquiesce.
It would be more impressive if you won and did that.
But it'd be really unimpressive if you solved a Rubik's cube and lost.
It's a big risk.
But like it's pretty cool to solve a Rubik's cube still though, isn't it?
I think it's you got to hear me out. I'm clawing right now. I got nothing I
Think you just win this one light work. We can just have it in
Happens no reaction. We could just do this instead you win the set and then you solve the Rubik's cube. Yeah, okay
Now we're talking innovative now. Okay, okay, okay?
The AT&T and I letter cups funny because it has somehow convinced the burnt peanut to
stream League of Legends and that that is a good idea for stream.
Dude, I keep getting tagged by people on Twitter.
They're like, dude, how could you invite the burnt peanut to your event?
Kelby, I think we're knocking our events too far out of the park that any event AT&T does.
Now we just get credit for it.
You're the AT&T guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is just an AT&T, this is just, we just didn't do anything.
I just showed up but you know how you know it's not a
Ludwig event because I would not put in any universe call of
duty black ops seven in the event is the first thing I said
in the tech check.
I said really guys black ops seven
I
Alright we have another match we have two matches left
It actually might end earlier than last week which is gonna hide
Um, I would ban force
It's really scary at the small blast zones or you do the god gamer event again, probably not
Probably no
How's Boogie doing?
He's he playing with Aiden
Like it's a work day, you know what I mean
Okay, it's easy to add or has he been playing with Aiden for hours
He didn't play with Aiden for... for three hours!
It's a work day!
He's also playing with Nick.
That's fine.
Nick's unemployed.
He doesn't have a job.
But Aiden has a job!
Aiden was on when you were on.
Dude, nobody works anymore.
He's just me locking it down like this.
Why is it weird?
Like, why are the profile pictures blank?
Is Rumi-Romo making a comeback?
I don't know.
No, I'm not doing it.
I don't think I'm invited back.
Oh, fuck that felt awesome.
You know who isn't doing the job and it's she and I'll give you that but the Dodgers
offense also
Alright, what are they saying?
So you can just run it, use your grounded downpie also.
Yeah, just punish those like, punish the underline.
I really like to hop smash for some reason.
That's another thing you can do.
Okay, I think I'm gonna just run over. Yeah, like that, like that.
That kills?
That's alright, that's alright.
Dude, their opponent is, and I mean this with no disrespect, but they're playing with a two, like a two step process.
step one is throw the cloud behind and then electrocute and then step see
you're getting the right you got a attack out of it's close like that yep
that's it that's all that's happening it is actually so winnable
The Dodgers batting has been bit slumped compared to last year. I think the start of last year the Dodgers had the same issues
They just picked up in the summer
Yeah, raster is a pretty light. Yeah, you win this though
They have two pieces to their game plan down smash when you're close and then lightning when you're far. That's it
Yeah, and I think if you just run up in shield, then you can do whatever you want
Okay shield instead of trying to parry it
Yeah, instead of like trying to dash attack or grab because like they're pretty good at instantly doing a down smash option
But like it's very laggy
Yeah, you can just yeah, you're right
Just wait for them to do some kind of lagging move like that on smash
That's a killer.
Okay.
Nice.
Yeah, when you have them in like a scrap, they're very uncomfortable.
Yeah, they want to get away from that. Oh my god
There you go, you can do that every time by the way like you see the charge up you can just air
You can just float in the space above them and then go in.
And then I try to try.
You got this.
Still very winnable.
Dude, I actually just think it's too hard to kill with Raster at low level.
like I think raster just doesn't have a really strong
attack there's not a really easy kill-off throw I don't think it's super straightforward
it's like a clap that way too many percent do the run up Harry's not it
Honestly, instead of dash attacking on them, I would use that spot down beside the grab
thing.
Got one.
Just got snucked out.
Yeah, because it bounces off a shield, so...
It's way safer.
I think it's a bad column.
I'm not getting a rough, but I think it's a bad column.
Never mind it's a good column.
And you get a much bigger reward, yeah.
All right.
Oh, just keep the uptotes.
Oh, she really kills me.
Wow.
Nt, Nt.
That's all right.
Thank you.
All right.
I got to win mine.
If some of these characters I think are a little easier to play than Raster is part
of it.
I completely agree with you.
I shot myself.
No, you want a bad character, but some of it is low key, but Raster maybe, but
But more than that, the stuff that makes Raster big is out of the way.
Like, you kinda have to reach deeper into the game to get it.
There is only one person on this earth that is good at Raster.
He's really hard.
Do I spend the next 30 minutes learning a new character?
No.
No, no, no.
Hey, I'll solve the Rubik's cube now, though.
Okay, there you go.
If I got nothing else hold on check this out hold on I'll let wisely know and see if we can get some points for that
Yeah
It's a half a point
All right, I'm doing a 1v1 against frost prime who I beat on Wednesday in a game 3
But frost prime plays or cane which is kind of a miserable character for me
So we'll see we'll see how I do
I'm ready y'all.
I'm freaking ready for this one.
We don't got a code, do we?
Code is...
There you go.
All right, let's back on making it.
Or I'd never mind, never mind, never mind.
That's ignore my code.
I'm in the wrong one.
I'm cracking a bowl for this.
I take care of.
Let me think about the region.
I did it.
Zeta Burns a cool character.
Wait, really?
Colorado LA.
Hello.
But I absolutely can't.
Oh yeah, he pooped in his peeping rooms.
He pooped in his peeping rooms.
No.
My butt.
I think we can only do...
Oh yeah, my butt, yeah.
I think I see the Denver LA.
I don't know if that really makes sense.
Wait, so where are we going?
They're Colorado.
Would you be chill with
Denver or should we just ask for LA?
What do we have last time?
I think last time you played L.A.
You're literally on the west coast, right?
Why not L.A.?
I'll give them a crud.
I don't even give a crud.
If they're fighting for it, if this is important to them,
I'd rather them feel whole and happy.
I think so.
The big server debate is happening right now.
All right, we're doing all right.
If we won the debate.
I'll take it.
I think the debate, sorry, it wasn't the debate, I'll let them have it.
How did we win that?
I don't know. I said we're chill with Edgar and that's what says L.A. is fine. So I guess we're going L.A.
Good. Now let them have it.
Touché.
That's a wonderful debate.
Okay, dude. I'll play this freaking orcane, dude. I'm not pumped about it. I'll say that.
You think I was pumped about it? Like, yeah.
No, but you played awesome.
I tried. Maybe next time, you know, there's one more chance. Sunday.
True. No, the important one.
The important one.
I did it.
Okay, I'm going to hide under a platform.
That was the strat, right?
Yeah, you kind of just dash dance underneath a platform and it shuts down a lot of things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're done with timing.
Wow, there's so many bubbles, bro. Fuck.
I'm gonna hurt there's so many bubbles
Can parry bubbles the same as cracked spikes and all the other stupid crap
Yeah, they'll put them in comparison
Actually, I'll take four legs that are burns over whatever this is
Nice
Nice. Nice.
Ah, I see it.
Fuck, I fell for the fucking snipless orcane trick in the book.
I fall for it too.
of
This is, yeah, I mean, I don't end your game.
Your best bet is to like, find the, the in between between the bubbles and then like
jump to the top left.
But in general, this kind of sucks.
That... okay.
No, so good.
Still good
Okay, I got a mute because I'm having a bad time I'm gonna say horrible things
That's okay
Okay
Okay, I just have to accept this is the game. I can see you got a little scarred. Yeah, this is the fucking game
This is the way that the the that they wanted this to happen
The developers desired to force somebody to play this way and for me to have this amount of or I guess lack of fun
This was their goal
That's the goal. That's the plan. So I have to just deal with that and that's okay
I can deal with that I can I can manage that
This is so shit!
That single edge guard thing is so shit!
204% is so does this meddler.
Fucking miss.
fucking miss
it's 215 each and die
I'm back. I'm back. I had to go big. That was that was crazy.
I had some evil in my heart there. I'm always saying the slurs on your stream
but not ours yeah I kept it on one question do you think we could get a
little more dash attack in there ooh that's not a bad call what do I do you
guys sorry real quick am I getting rid of I think Harbor I would yeah I would
get a harbor forest I don't mind a wide-stage right
I feel like I want to see the platforms.
I would say ban Harbor for sure.
It just depends on where he's going to go.
I think ban Horses because you kind of are okay with Fire Capital.
I'd say on the other side it shouldn't be really bad.
This is okay.
This is totally fine.
People love Rock Wall.
If you dash back over the magmas, they get the next hitbox.
Oh my god, you have so much hate in your heart, let's go.
What is that bubble from the last one?
Oh, your idea though.
You are mean.
In the mix.
Oh
I held down
Nice
Okay, home run, baby.
Nobody touched you that much.
Yeah, it's winnable.
Yeah, it is.
That's when it goes.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, you know you might be able to get through bubbles that led to regular get up attack, maybe
Bubbles that's not anything to do. Yeah, and I think I just have to do roll, maybe
A roll will work, but if your team's expecting it. But yeah, it's like you can't do that. It's probably no single solution
If only there was a single solution. Yeah, there's a single button you can click and then it makes the game playable
I do it all right y'all got it though. Fuck we started off rough for you
Let's go Smith. I'll try my best. I'm gonna just turn down for wall right
Beat him last time. So dude. I beat him Wednesday, but yeah, I think it's tough
because sometimes
Rockwell might be a bad stage for me actually
I think rock wall I probably should have left a theory in forest because the platforms don't really help me because there's it's so wide in the center
These characters have some sort of backstory a lot of them do I don't know each of them though
But there's some things about our pain that are so annoying like the I
I don't know, I should probably just get better at parrying the pool.
Because if I parry the pool, then there's no pool on the ground.
And Arcane of the pool is kind of weaker.
Oh god.
That's gonna be my ass.
God, this run is crazy.
Jesus!
Hit him with the fucking Lubbock special.
I can't believe that doesn't come off.
Wow.
Oh
That's tough
Oh
Holy shit
Damn Reynolds bass
I'm not gonna get it.
Woo!
I can only win that.
Yeah, that idea.
Okay.
I'm gonna stick it in my teammate.
Oh wait, I gotta leave this match.
I forgot.
Oh wait, I got to leave this match, I forgot.
How do I like leave leave? There we go.
Alright, I think my last opponent's Emerald.
Emerald pay play. I forget who emerald plays to be honest
All right
Was it Claren yeah, I think it was
Dude, I feel like I've seen 8,000
Who's that or Bernaditos?
I'm over it.
Yeah I've listened to that album.
I would have been crazy.
That's correct.
Oh.
So I've got a hundred percent lead.
No, I know it isn't like live coaching.
That's just, I'm not used to unmuting and being that quiet.
Living?
Wow.
That's crazy.
Almost there.
One after all one fiery after all
Oh
No, oh my god. Thank God
Imagine you lose to turn down for wall to a shine spike that'd be tough
I
Said I bring it up so weird bro, I swear
Oh my god, the read but he missed it
They thank you
That's fine. I asked you
That's true. Okay, you got this. Oh, yeah, I'm not really worried
You know what I find endlessly hard and it's such a minutia problem
Casting a match and then referring to the characters gender
But then you're dealing with someone who has a more specific gender like non-binary
I remember I used to run into that and smash and
Who knows till me cuz I was like fuck I didn't I was it can go wherever you want talking about Mars taking him back
I was talking about more of that. I was talking about peach. It's a bad. Yeah, it doesn't really matter
They become a they them Maxer
I think they've been maxed too close to the sun and now sometimes you will get mad about
they've done maxing. Not a lot but I've seen it.
Oh nice.
from turned out turn down for waltz turned out for waltz is doing a very good job
Yup
Nice
Well, that sounds pretty normal. Thank you, Dany4145. Dany4145, where are you from, by
the way? Appreciate you hopping into chat. I see you have a Twitch Prime available, Dany4145.
Are you using that on any specific streamer, or do you have plans to use that this month?
If so, who could I, could I screw on Dany14145? From Utah, great. Any Mormon family? I'm
I'm just teasing Dany4145.
Dany4145 still noticing you have an answer who you're using that switch prime on.
Would love to see who you're gonna use it on.
It doesn't have to be me, I'm just curious who really.
Dany, I don't know if you know Dany4145 that you do use it, if you don't use it.
kind of a kind of a expiry situation so just checking in Danny for one for five
if I wanted this game what sets it apart from Smash or Street Fighter
What sets apart an orange from an apple and a mango?
It's a different thing.
only has two furry characters and every character in Rivals of Ether promises to be a furry character.
Really selling it? I mean, I think, and maybe this is me being a bad publisher,
but I think someone who comes in and they go, sell me this pen to the video game that
that we're probably I think you're right you got some that was crazy I don't feel
like that's the soul of it what sells this video game for me is when I did a
hot nasty shit edge guarding stands and then low-key there might have been two
uninstalls when somebody saw or came on the screen which I get
We got this.
Where are we going?
Are the lakers on?
Well, they haven't started yet.
How are they not started?
When do they add workshop?
They added workshop a little bit ago, maybe a month or two.
It's been a bit now.
Two months.
Oh, hot damn.
Thank you.
The problem is Orcana Furry.
I don't think I don't is a sorry, someone's using the term wedding.
I don't think it's on a real term wedding, but I don't know.
I don't know what you would call like an anthropomorphic dolphin or whale.
A fishy.
This is nice rising, but it's not a fish.
Actually, maybe I don't know the answer.
Is it Dolphin a fish, or is a whale a fish?
The answer is no, right?
They can't be a fish.
I know it's a mammal, but it is fish like mammal in terms of is it the same level of
classification because you got fish, you got amphibian, sorry, you got mammal and amphibian
is what's fish?
Is fish fish?
You just like what class is it fish are not mammal what is fish?
Fish is fish. I don't know fish is fish. I don't think you're right. I think if you talk to John scientists
They go, ah, the Mamalus principalus, or the amphibious bibius, and then they go, fish!
That's the third?
That's the scientific name they came with, they just go, fish!
It's fucking fish.
I feel like there's a name.
I think I'm live on stream.
Uh huh.
I had a question have you got me? I texted you you didn't reply to me. I'm not I'm not I'm not trying to point fingers
There's an off-stream text. I didn't get a reply
Okay
But I I had a question
Mammals
Sure amphibians
That's a classification
Okay
Fish
What are those?
Oh, are you doing are you asking me this because you know you know this?
Or do you just say or or do you come to this on your own? I I know that I was because orca whales are mammals cool
Yeah, and other fish are fish
But our scientists our scientists going because it's like it's okay
It's the memalis principalis and the amphibian amphibious and then the third one's fish
Yeah, no, you are correct. You are correct. Scientists say fish.
In fact, in terms of taxonomy, fish is not a group. So you have arrived apparently to
my eye independently on a great science fact, which is that fish don't exist.
what they don't have a taxonomy?
They don't.
I mean, there isn't really a taxonomy
that can include fish that doesn't include all the things
that you would call, that one would call a fish
that does not include also all of the land vertebrates.
There's not a catch-all for fish.
Fishes like tree or like bug or,
well, bug is actually kind of a thing,
or like worm, it's kind of like a way of living
rather than a brand show of the tree of life.
It's a lifestyle, like smoking lead on the beach of Maui.
Yeah, but underwater.
But underwater and probably still the beaches of Maui,
but maybe not marijuana.
I don't know, I thought I got me a st-
Damn.
Okay, okay, I feel-
You are correct, you absolutely-
I feel valid.
I feel a lifestyle.
You should, that's very,
You did great.
Thanks, man.
I'm going to send you a text later.
OK, I'm going to look at the one that you sent me
that I ignored.
No worries.
Here's the man.
All right.
All right, great.
Bye.
God bless you.
I told you!
Ha ha ha!
You all laughed at me.
Fish is fish.
No, it's not.
Fish is nothing.
And you didn't know that, but you spoke like you did
because you feared what you didn't know,
which is more than anything you could ever hope to know.
And we won the set.
Now, I thought that last talk was clean.
I muted myself because I didn't want to distract you.
I didn't want to distract you.
Yeah, that was a good call.
I'm definitely like, you just got to let me work
and I definitely will figure it out type of dude.
Well as fish, but you don't get it.
Fish isn't fish.
You're not understanding.
Yes, whale is fish, but fish isn't fish.
So whale's not fish.
You're not listening, bro.
That's like saying humans are humans.
Humans are mammals.
It's not clocking to show that you don't know about fish way and started going for more
dash attack of smash or like fair.
Whales are mammal not fish actually you're true actually true and I walk it back.
That is true and I think that is true.
fish are mammal some fish are mammal some fish might even be amphibians I just threw
that out there I don't know about that one I feel like some fish might be
amphibians what about birds
Birds are avian! No, birds are reptiles! I knew that one.
What are ghosts?
Hmm...
I don't know.
Hope the guys...
You see the video?
Anyone?
Crocodiles are closer to birds than turtles. Yeah. Yeah, I believe that.
What are aliens?
Welcome.
Watch Hank's fish. Does he have a fish video?
Here he has Hank Green Fish.
So this is going to start out kind of philosophical with the fact that words have meanings, all
of them and those meanings mean something in our heads and this is fine.
That is where meaning begins, but it is not where meaning always ends.
Now the crazy thing is that as we pass words around they mostly mean the same thing in
your head as they do in my head.
If that's not the case then conversation becomes weird and hard and I see this happen
all the time, especially on the internet, where different people have to be able to
imagine the words. What the definition of word is is the thing that it means when you
think of another fine kind of definition. When it comes to that kind of definition,
there's obviously a thing that fish are. This is talking about like hot dog is a hamburger.
No, a hot dog is a sandwich. Fish. And this is a fish. This is definitely a fish. Yeah.
Why is a bass to me like the most fish like fish? I don't know. But it's an American centric
point of view. I think the most fish like fish before was probably different depending where you
Like, I don't know what the Mediterranean fish is. Sea bream, maybe? Trout?
It's a fish! I mean, yeah, it's not only fish-shaped. What about this? That's a horse.
But is also a fish? So as always, things are a bit of a mess. On my We Never Left the Water
shirt here, there's like weird fish here. There's a wharfish. That's like a long fish.
There's a whale shark. What's that even? What a sea horse to horse.
Mola mola? What? What? But interestingly, this used to be a fish and this also used
used to be a fish, this as well.
This is a silverfish, and interestingly,
it was never a fish.
It just reminded people of fish.
We've had words related to-
I didn't know silverfish were real,
which obviously now that I say it sounds dumb,
but it makes sense.
Fish for a very long time,
and mostly what they meant was
the thing that you think of as a fish.
Not anymore, though.
And how we ended up there is very interesting.
I mean, I think-
Like most Minecraft mobs aren't real, right?
Zombies, skeleton, Enderman, Creeper, Endermite, like Silverfish is kind of the one.
I guess spiders, spiders, spiders is a big one.
This is the only other one, I think, right?
Now, the thing that means fish is kind of not what you think of as a fish.
Or it is.
It still is, but also it isn't.
There's a fight going on.
And I'm in it.
I'm in the fight, and I want to be in the fight.
I like it here.
But how we ended up in that situation is very interesting.
And also it leads me to believe that maybe sharks aren't fish, or whales are.
What people think of as a fish has changed over time as our language has gotten more specific.
Used to be anything moving around in the water was a fish.
Starfish, jellyfish, cuttlefish, whales, seals, and penguins were not considered fish because
I don't know if everything in the water is a fish.
I would say no.
I think to be a fish, I think gills is a big one.
I feel like I would throw gills in there.
I would think swimming's a part of it.
Scales, I like scales.
I kinda like scales, that's a good one.
Scales, gills, and the water.
I think that's good.
They spent a lot of time on land.
And people messed around with this.
Like Aristotle was like, a bunch of these things are pretty different.
As early as that era, we started separating out things that didn't have internal structures.
So sharks and bass and whales, fish, but squid and octopuses and snails and jellyfish
and starfish.
Jellyfish was a throw.
Whoever named it jellyfish kind of vented.
horse guy was funny and that's fine. Different things that got different words. He had a whole system
for dividing things up. Did they have blood? Did they have bones, etc. But that was very different
from what people thought of as fish. And people kept thinking of squids as fish even though Aerosol
was like no no no they're a different thing. When I was in school people were still a little
unclear on whether whales were fish. That was the 90s. In the Middle Ages for weird logistical
reasons fish started to be redefined for a lot of people because you could eat
fish during meat fasts like during lent and some people didn't have access to
like not just fish but like any food that seems kind of cheese that wasn't
meat and so they started looking at different animals and being like maybe
that's a fish I don't know ended up beavers definitely considered fish and
could be eaten during lent savers are not fish thing goes for barnacle
geese which not fish. People of the time thought grew on driftwood like popped out of barnacles.
You could see how big that would be a fish. Also puffins lived out of their lives in water,
so they were considered fish. Now the jury is out on whether people actually thought these things
were fish but it really does feel like they did. Like they looked at beavers and they were like
their tails are scaly. They live in the water. I don't know kind of fishy. Now if you look at
the definition of fish and the dictionary and the words there were just like that thing you
you think of as a fish, that would be a bad definition.
That would not be satisfying.
It's almost weird that there has to be a definition of fish.
Like, I don't know the history of dictionaries,
but there must have been a time when they were like,
I guess we gotta include all the words, even fish,
which everyone knows what a fish is.
I don't have to define fish to people.
Children around fish, no fish.
Hold on, hold on, I gotta lock in for my teammate here.
My teammate's crushing, he doesn't need me.
Fish, but like, I guess we gotta do it.
But before dictionaries, like the thing you think of when I say fish
is mostly what we were going with.
That was most of human history.
And what definitions do they mostly do with fish?
If they try to describe what you think of when you think of a fish.
Cambridge Dictionary.
An animal that lives in water is covered with scales
and breathes by taking water through its mouth or...
Oh my God, I nailed it.
That is genuinely bar for bar, what I said.
Scales, gills, lives in the water.
Or the flesh of these animals eaten as food.
I mean, no.
Like, catfish don't have scales, mudskippers are evolved to not live entirely in the water,
but whatever.
Google.
Oh, okay.
So, my definition's fucking bad.
I'm a fucking idiot.
A limbless, cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins and living holy in water.
I kinda like that one.
That one's pretty good.
That one's good.
Again, mudskippers, but also tuna.
Maybe not cold-blooded, it turns out.
Also, lots of fish don't have fins.
So this is a bad one.
Mere fish, I can't just be lives in water, lives, do fish lay eggs?
How do fish breed?
Maybe go for their breeding tech, right?
I feel like that's the most, I feel like that's how we do a lot of other animal groups.
Like, you know, mammals versus amphibians, like that's the big one, right?
So like how how do fish?
The oh yeah eggs duh
caviar. Yeah, so
fish
fish lay eggs
And live in water if it lays eggs and lives in the water. It is a fish. Oh, I
Think that's I think that's the perfect definition lives in the water and lays eggs put everything I happened that's up for a while
I'll show these mode.
We still haven't lost today.
Yeah, it's not over yet.
Yeah, it's not over.
Y'all picked up some slack, I'll say.
Appreciate that.
Me.
It's OK.
I need to revenge this round.
I need to win this one.
I agree.
Me too.
You deserve a pick me up.
We are.
Third, it's a close tie and cake.
Assault is up by 10.
This is a dance.
This is a dance that comes like a cake.
That cake assault team is out of control.
This win ties us for a second.
Oh, this is who we're playing team cake assault.
Now we're getting them, yeah.
No problem.
Any points we win or points they lose.
True.
I mean, last time we did pretty pretty well against them.
Oh, no, we got four out.
That's pretty good. Yeah.
A close four, though.
Close. Yeah. Who's the best?
Is this the oh, right?
I didn't this is the Galvanist or whatever they live.
Oh, my God.
It's going to be.
Fumi Emerald, I think, get his and Omega.
This is definitely team evil a little bit.
This is the evil team.
Yeah, we're on the street is Fumi learned
to locks it on overnight.
OK, I'll let them figure that out.
Merriam-Webster is improving any-
I think, I think I've nailed down the definition of a fish.
A fish is any creature that lives in the water that lays eggs.
Of numerous cold-blooded, strictly aquatic, craniot vertebrates that include the-
Octopus lay eggs. Fish. Call it.
I'll give it to him. Frogs don't live in the water.
They can be in the water, but they don't live in the water.
Frogs...
I guess what I mean live in the water. I mean they can perma be in water
They can perma be in water
No issues
Frogs can't perma be in water
Do lobsters lay eggs
Only fishes and usually the cartilaginous and jawless fishes.
So those are actually the, that's a little bit of foreshadowing for you.
And that have typically, typically, also you should have put typically on cold-blooded
Bopsers are fish, Miriam, Wikipedia.
A fish is an aquatic, andiotic, gill-bearing, vertebrate animal with swimming fins and a hard skull but lacking limbs with digits.
This is the best one, but it still isn't quite there. There are some fish that don't have fins.
What all of these things are, is an attempt to create a line that you can draw around all fish that excludes all things that aren't fish.
Some of them do better jobs than others, but wildly, this is a very difficult thing to do.
There are a lot of fish. The world is large. There's a great diversity of life.
But you can see how these definitions are just an extension of what do I think of as a fish?
Create a list of attributes that draws a line perfectly including all things that I think are fish and no things.
They're crustaceans. Crustaceans is an offshoot of fish.
That I don't think are fish.
And this is...
It... fine. Definitions are for humans to use and absolutely even though a manta ray isn't really very fish-shaped
and had fish don't have fins and catfish don't have scales, I feel like they should all be included.
But you get the idea of fish is like a thing that you think of when you think of a fish.
And that is often what definitions do. But there is another thing definitions can do.
If I ask you to find a car, you will have to give me a list of attributes.
I just...
What's a car?
I think a car is a four-wheeled motorized vehicle.
Don't actually see another way.
You got tires, an engine, carrying a smallish number of people, doesn't have a flat bed.
And that's imperfect, but we're kind of stuck with that.
This is not the case with life.
In the late 1800s, after people realized that animals evolved from one another,
it started to be pretty clear that there was actually a reason why fish
tended to have all these common properties, upright tail fins, amniotic, two-chambered hearts, pumping blood, gills and hard skulls.
Instead of a list, we could have a definition that told us something new because it brought the definition
outside of our minds, outside of the vibes, outside of what we think of as a fish, and into the real world.
Not in here, out there.
This conversation, which is now going on for decades, is like a thing that's happening, and you're in the middle of it.
When we move from defining fish as the thing that feels like a fish to me, too,
instead, a list of things that include all the things I think of as a fish and the things that I don't,
that wasn't actually that much to believe. That definition was still inside of us.
A much better definition, but one that no one currently uses and is part of this fun, I think, fun discourse.
No one's actually mad here, but a much better definition is when it actually describes something that exists in the real world and the lineage of fish
starting with the first common ancestor of vertebrate with fins and scales and blood and a two-chambered heart and a hard head is a
Real thing that existed in the real world and that is the common ancestor of all fish
But interestingly no current definitions of okay. I gotta watch my team
It's LG
Yeah, yeah, exactly like you remember just anything time you want to do with a dash attack
just do the other thing instead.
You got tornado.
Nice.
Oh
We love that big we love that we don't we're not getting by this report nice
That's up up smash just locks it on teams I
I thought I ran away from that.
Nice.
Oh, but good awareness.
Got time, not better yet.
You might just have to respect that.
Yeah, you're not going to beat it.
You have to hold shields.
Okay.
So don't go for that?
Yeah.
Just kind of let the elephant come back.
Nah! Let's go!
Let's go!
This is hell of a winnable.
I think I just addressed the elephant in the room just there.
Just don't make that sound.
One more dash attack. Do that like side B down B whatever shit that grabs and bounces off a shield.
Oh my god.
Fuck off.
He's a bit of a shielding sherry.
I won't lie.
Yeah.
You might have to shield grab when he's when he lands he always lands with an attack
So just shield and then press they press that attack button to grab
You're safe here
Now go ahead. Yes. Yeah, no, no you can grab there
So winnable yeah super winnable
That's just his down be as fully charged, but it didn't like nothing is kind of a waste
Nice. Okay. Nice. Just juggle him. Oh. Get that crab. You see how he instantly shielded
after? Yeah. You were even close. Yeah. Nice. Okay. That's some damage. Always landed the
the movie always landed the move you could run up and grab nice you live
interesting I was interesting I was a mix I did not expect it you're good that's
that grab that's that grab just download this for next game yeah keep that in my my brain every
time i want to do a dash attack i'm grabbing instead it does have that shield that if any of us
can take a game off of this team we're the only i think we're the only team to do it i think they've
four out almost every game today.
Yeah, we'll be like one of the only any of us could take a game off of this team.
We'll be like the only ones to do it.
Team switch actually went crazy on them.
They went they went three one. Oh, really?
Oh, good. OK.
And that's probably why that's happening.
There you go.
You just get off stage and then shield.
Nice.
It's all right. You live. Oh, it's a little dangerous. Just get the stage tornado grab.
Beautiful. You live.
good patient get ready to get on stage tornado grab oh i like that
oh that was kind of cute from i don't like that i said loxada you respect that i might
try that better oh nice okay it's gonna come back always come down
there's gonna be a chill chill chill yeah this one you can't you can't up till
that one yeah it's too big just stay in their shield yep and then you can do it
again you can do it again you have a game plan you just had a hundred fifty
you're due for a death you're doing great though
Nice idea little too far
Get a grab off. Yep. Okay
Shield it. Yeah, there you go
Nice, you ain't the job. Yeah. Yeah, that's all right. That's a bit hard to grab quickly with you with your character. Oh
Oh, okay. Yeah, that was good. I was scared it was going to end up.
Ooh, maybe a B special on the grab can get to you something.
Nice. Okay.
Nice. Okay. There's no this forever. Shield for the upbeat.
I'm mixing it up now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This stuff going on
stage every time. That's that
flatfighter knowledge I don't got that they do
okay
God please get me in a 1v1 on Minecraft with Fumi
Oh it'd be so different
Oh it'd be so fucking
I feel for you
I feel for you just try to push the button in the right direction man
I think Nair as an edgeguard tool is going to go crazy for you
on Sunday
Okay, because you have the option to just run off
There's just such a strong move it's so much faster than your other kill options
Okay
he's gonna try to go for something crazy he wants it down being a little bad
here yeah
so close
oh good shield drop though they go out yeah I guess they got lucky
You live?
That's right.
Well, I did better than last time.
Yeah, you did great.
Yeah, I sure.
You played really well.
Nair would be awesome though.
I agree.
Practice doing neutral layers and like running, kind of fading in and out while doing neutral
layers.
Yeah.
This is all, this is all great for, for Sunday when we sweep every team in the world.
Yeah, cause you can get real bold off stage.
You can like jump off there and then you have like, you know, eight jumps to get back.
That's true.
Yeah.
I think that's real, like that's where raster gets an advantage because I don't know.
I'm sure it feels really bad because you're just trying to deal with any smash attack
and like 5,000% and nothing kills.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And it's like the advantage is you got like 18 jumps
Yeah, I maybe I just get a little bit more ballsy offstage and see if that can throw them off
Especially if I haven't been the last two days. I think it would I think like everyone's recovery is quite
They're used to recovering quite safely
Yes, correct
I'm getting my dub here for y'all. I got you. Yeah
Okay, this is the Claren right it was super close
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got this. Yeah, I want you to win this one bad.
I trust no other man to follow up my losses every round.
Wait, I typed in the code wrong. Whoops.
I typed it wrong again.
I got a piss. I'm going to use it as a motivation.
There you go.
What does that even mean?
We're about to find out.
If I win, I get to reward myself by peeing.
If I have a big mess, I just lose.
Dude, don't say that.
I'm just getting so stinky in here. If I lose, I'm going to be so stinky.
four hours. You're not a fucking chair.
All right, I'm locked. Hold up.
Yeah.
Hey, wait, wait, is that real? What? Oh, yeah.
You're not supposed to be before. No, keep that in you.
That's the anxious energy you need.
It's your special serum. You're powerful.
I remember I'd be like,
can you guys play?
The coach would be like,
is that like 100% that ass?
Is that like for real?
Yeah, yeah, it's for real.
I don't know if there's any scientific backing,
but I think it is real that at track meets,
that is a wisdom that is spread.
For sure.
It's bearing on society at large, to be studied.
That's how you might want 100 meter PB full bladder.
Who the scissors play works out.
Okay, Claren, I'm ditching, I think,
for sure yeah right okay I was I was like I don't just really good for you yeah
I don't know why I don't want to bet it's so fast you know what baby plaits are
stronger for you if you're not afraid of like what get stuck yeah exactly that's
what I'm thinking yes yes that's where I'm at let's do this shit y'all I'm
I'm feeling a dub. Lock the fucking.
My gosh, an animal.
Gosh, how did he get that grab off?
Oh, this is so ready for me.
Nice.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
Nice.
Hit right with the dash attack.
The shield.
Oh my god, how did that get him?
I'm surprised.
Okay, I'm... wow.
I'm loving the ledge stalling.
No one's ever helped a ledge.
It's the same way.
I can't believe Rimmel won't challenge it, it's hilarious.
Peace fair.
Nice.
Putting the pressure on.
Oh, that was beautiful.
People are protecting us.
Oh.
Yeah.
I got a DI out of this one, right?
That was like up in hand.
Nice.
Oh my god, beautiful.
Oh my god, you had the wrong one.
Nice.
Oh my god, you had them on lock.
No.
I thought.
Hot.
Rain.
That was my jump all the way over there.
Oh
Okay, so the only thing I don't know cheesy has more ideas, but I'm pretty sure you can crouch cancel the tippers
Even though they look like a mega super duper sweet spot. You can still crouch cancel them now
I think well you it depends on the percent, but I love her presence. Yeah, you totally can it's not like a well
You can't fall out of the strong attacks, but everything else is down
What else can we do here?
I'm gonna say to emerald is way more willing to give up stage space if you like push your meatballs out rather than
parry them
Like I think my emerald into the corner easily
The big thing I want to say is
when
When Claire is recovering against you
You should just give up the space if she's already got kind of space to get an upbeat like a full upbeat at you
Okay, if you have time before the upbeat happens
Using your leg of its ability to go through the upbeat is really good
But don't try to challenge it if you don't think you can grab like first
I would say
Kind of up to you which one you think is better
but those here see that's the exit
Also, the guy that told us disgusting.
I'm gonna assist the F10 some day if I'm not wrong.
Any way you can outreach, Claren.
Oh my god, wow, that scared me.
That's a whole crazy DI.
Yeah, perfect.
Exactly what I was talking about.
If you can make it there before, then you can get a huge punish.
Let's go.
That's for you.
you
You
Get there
Okay, oh they held out. Okay, it's very winnable. That side beat was cute as hell.
God, we take those!
Let's go!
What happened there?
I've never seen an interaction in my life.
You're both holding down, hitting the A button, like...
That was so weird.
That was nuts.
That's basically what happened. You guys were both...
Okay.
He was flushing.
I was composing before that!
Also interrupting your...
Eptil.
And so you kept getting the reverse hit of Eptil.
And then it was both coincidentally dragging each other offstage.
Exactly.
You both decided to just completely invest and hold it down.
Yeah.
We did both come out to CC there.
I can get the whole way down.
I believe that.
Hey.
That is hilarious.
Got my dub.
That's all that matters.
We take those.
You guys take calculated.
You gotta be like, oh yeah, pre-made things first.
All part of the plan.
I already knew.
All part of the plan.
So, is that the first win on this team?
For us?
Yeah.
This way.
This isn't the Kekosval team.
This is.
They lost it.
They hit.
They switched.
Yeah.
Other than switch though, I think, under QT, right?
No, no, no.
They lost good fundies.
They lost three to switch, and then they lost one, two, easily.
I think Quinn is undefeated really I think I took him to game three last I was
actually did better than anyone in this event again I am coming I am coming I am
I am coming ready oh I'm gonna level up before Sunday I'm gonna get it there's
such a crazy tie going on like there's a three-way tie at 29 points right now
Really amongst beastly ourselves in MSB and then Zeke seems at 30
Wait, we're Zeke's team
By one point we're in second place. Yeah, yeah
We gotta tap it in just tap it in
I just brought in the fifth, the second, GG.
It is crazy that if I lose that, it's second to last.
Wow.
That was so good.
And it ended like that.
Yeah, that it feels like every match matters so much if it's so close.
Every match is matter, daddy.
We're going to try Dallas. How we feel.
Wait, I'm not in.
I'm not in.
You say what's automatic?
Let me get in.
Not in the room.
Drink ass.
I'm coming.
Are we ready?
All right, let's take a look at it.
I just couldn't find him.
You can take it easy.
You cannot plan for-
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WTF!
I just know what you're saying!
I'm not lying, John!
What the fuck!
I've never seen someone ash like that before.
What the fuck was that?
That is insane.
That is insane!
He's not easy.
Dude, that's so weird.
What a weird interaction
Okay, I remember this okay of smash roll back and then I'm like okay here. I see see down till see see down till so what it what is
I'm down tilting. I think
On you. I think he's also see see down tilting. I think we're both see see down tilting and they both
Both hit the opposing character.
That's actually so crazy.
CC down, CC down, CC down.
And then I'm just facing the ledge so I instant ledge grab.
He goes for a nair.
Bukie!
Thank you for the raid.
up y'all guys I'm playing an arrivals event my I actually I played five
matches today I went four and one but anyway if you guys know anything about
platform fighters look at this fucking last stalk I had
You're super fine, you can take it easy, you can outplay him.
What the fuck was that?
No!
What the fuck?
That was a good situation.
That was so awesome, bro.
That shit was fucking awesome.
The emerald, that shit was genuinely nuts.
I think given like a hundred hours to recreate it, I don't know how easily I could.
GG's, bro.
bro see you Sunday hopefully not too early fucking galvin bro this is kind of
long for a twitch rivals event it's not twitch rivals it's wisely worse but
twitch rivals would be shorter it is a long event I do think it's probably a
bit too long I think it should just be the same event but with four players
on a team instead of five. I think that would probably make it better. Because there are
some long days. Open the straight of wisely. Dude, I did a bar trivia last week with Pete
while he was here.
And our trivia name was Sacktap.
There was a team that was crushing us,
because they would read out the scores after every round, right?
So he would always at the end of the round,
he'd go like, all right, in first place.
And we were like trying to get as high as we could.
Anyway, the team that was winning the entire event
every single time we had to hear.
And in first place, we got Gaze of Hormuz.
Congrats Gaze of Hormuz.
And then he fucking go through 18 other teams and it'd be like in 19th, we have a tie for last with Saktap.
And we're just getting crushed by the Gaze of Hormuz.
They're smarter and have a better trivia name than us.
was that squeaks his team squeaks was not there yeah but we got we got crushed the only
trivia fact that I knew that helped our team a lot was I knew that Bob Dylan had won they
They were like Robert Zimmerman won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2017.
He's more commonly known for this name.
And I remembered Bob Dylan won.
But I didn't know his name was Robert Zimmerman.
Also I learned the fourth precious metal.
I wish I could get crushed by some gays in Hormuz.
Thanks.
Now, it was a different trivia or a night.
Oh, my God, is that another home run?
No, it's not.
I'm hoping to go live early. I think actually F slur might do some games together. Maybe I'm trying to get them to play the casino game. We played today because I was pretty fun low key. Here's my game plan. I want I want my I want to do the casino game with F slur and then I want to do some black ops training with F slur plus lily because I don't think scump is going to train with us for call duty.
I also don't think scum needs to do any training for call duty
It is Palladium Jack, what do you get there?
Is precious metal a true taxonomic category apparently it is there's a
There is precious metal refers to metals that like
Don't I forget what it is don't corrode
Don't it's like don't corrode and maybe that's it really
Anyway, it's like gold silver platinum platinum
Maybe he was oxidized
Silver corrodes
I guess you got some fucking ass silver, bro. I don't have to tell you. I don't know. I don't know who gave you this silver
But you got some bad silver
Yeah, there's aluminum corrode. I think aluminum corrode's in like a hot summer day
Dude Calvin looks so busted when I watch
This dude play.
Armon, we're deciding that right now. I don't know yet.
Oh God.
Oh, geez.
Yup!
Is fish attacks in on the category no, and I don't think anyone can define what a fish is I
Know it when I see it I don't think that works in science. I don't think you get to I know it when I see it
They swim and don't walk
So you're telling me a paraplegic person who's in the fucking swimming pool going crazy you you you're out there and you're going
What the hell
I feel like the term vegetables, it probably already is defunct, but they need to ditch
that term.
I don't know who came up with the term vegetable.
Dude, that term is sad.
I don't like that term.
It's been ditched.
That's good to know.
It's good to know doctors don't go, I'm sorry sir.
Your boy's a vegetable.
What do they use?
They don't use fruit.
Okay.
in my chat saying I promised them a Spider-Man 1v1. I have no idea who this person is.
Is that even me?
By a man like in Marvel Rivals or something?
I guess Marvel Rivals.
Or maybe this is somehow the leak that Spider-Man's coming to Rivals V through 2.
So sorry.
I knew for a while, but I guess if it's going to leak now.
Honestly that would be really funny. I think that would be really really funny
I mean he's kind of like an animal too. Yeah if we can have an ant we can have a
spider. Yeah sorry I'm drawing now. Why do you guys define a fish?
I'm
But was it gills?
There's a long-standing understanding that a whale was a fish
Whales a mammal
Really yeah
Someone was asking me this the other day because they were like how would it be in one piece since they're like Fishmen in one piece?
But like technically like a whale's a mammal. So is it a fishman or is it like what's going on? Oh true
Are the fishman laying eggs? I
See, I don't know. There's no way Jim Bay came out of an egg
Dude, I mean, maybe I
Would be okay with that. I would be okay with it, but there would just be so many more
Fishmen, I mean, maybe there are a lot of fishmen. I actually don't know
Imagine like finding Nemo, but instead of like regular ocean fish, they were like one piece fishmen
Finding Nemo and Nemo just like he's like what the fuck
Oh, oh, Oda said apparently in the Q&A of volume 83 that they don't lay eggs. They reproduce like mammals the SPS is all the answers
Every time every time so it's poorly named. It's it's poorly named
Yeah, pretty much like like seahorse
Yeah, is it jellyfish or fish?
No, right?
No, I didn't say no on that one.
I don't know that was a tough one.
That one's above my pay grid.
Yeah, it is in the name, but does that try to give another exam?
What about like a catfish
No
Maybe if you gave them feet well often catfish are not what they seem to be so I would say definitely not a fish
They could be anything already already man for all I know
This is our LG
Yeah, this is our LNG.
Go nuts.
We're waiting on omega-le.
What happened?
Is a lobby happening?
We're on here?
We're remaking.
We're going to remake the lobby.
Remake the lobby.
Why are you going to Council Bluffs?
They made it on Council Bluffs just for a meme.
Is that just?
I think this is a bit that's like been,
I've been like watching it form in this channel
the whole day.
Not the in-house like wisely wars meme
that only four people get.
I think that's what's happening.
Council of Love's is the new wisely wars meme.
Wait, is a silver fish a fish?
Ooh.
I think that's a bug.
Those are like insects or something, right?
We're not interested in the name.
No, that doesn't mean anything.
There's lots of jellyfish that are not jellyfish technically true.
At that sentence probably doesn't make a lot of sense.
What jellyfish jellyfish lots of things that people would call a jellyfish
and would be listed on a list of jellyfish are not technically jellyfish.
I know because I went to the beach once and they had all these pictures about them.
Like in the water.
No, like, you know, just posted up on a board.
Oh, we got jellyfish are in the water, though.
All right, you got how you feel for all the marbles.
And also last one.
No pressure, but doesn't this determine first and second.
Yes.
This.
Okay.
But it determines it as much as any of our sets did, you know, yeah, that's true
They pick force burn we're doing good. Yeah
I have no idea about that's okay. I'm not afraid of their force burn actually
For us burn is like way more honest. Yeah, okay, they they lost to Junebug
They think yeah, they're two and two today. They've been getting kind of crushed by transitive property
Yep, and you crushed your butt transitive the forecast says I win
Dude, I am a triple down clown you have to
No
Now you got it. You got it. You're gonna put your down
Now you're gonna go paper you're gonna go paper if you keep doing it. I bet it's got a cornflip
I'm gonna paper fuck
I would then go die.
I think he's not bad either.
Why?
I don't know.
I'm not super confident on the monitor, but I know Forzman really likes go die.
When did Ludwig go full time?
Do I classify as an old frog?
since 2018. Dude, yeah, you 100% got an old 2008. Are you fucking serious? I went full
time. February.
Yeah, you're all this fuck, by the way. No offense. Sorry. I went full time February
May 16th 2019 I
Went part-time May 16th 2018
So yeah, you've been following me for longer than I've been full-time I
Think anyone who fall be prior to 2020 is OG though
You're going to play NTE?
I got an offer to us at NEL though.
I'm gonna lie and say I watched 420 20
dude, oh
My god
Considered to you we went to dinner
last night
With slime for his birthday
But slime if you know him a little bit
Would not enjoy the idea of a planned dinner with his friends
So we surprised him by going to his house and
Asking him to come get dinner with us and he begrudgingly accepts me as we have a reservation we go to dinner
We're at dinner right and he's having it on
So you're lucky. I even go answer the door
right, right
but anyway
eventually
He's like the waiter comes over and the waiter
Is a ludd buddy goes I just want to say I?
am inspired by what you do and
Slime
Son of those guys not today and
And the guy you know worse. They can say is no do not expect this. Oh, I'm I'm sorry
I'm sorry if I
And it's not so he goes not today
Is it oh, okay, then he walks away
And then and then guy comes back
Guy comes back
He's not the waiter. He's the he's the person who brings the food. I forget we call
Boss boy
He just brings out the place, but he's not the waiter
He's a runner so anyway he comes over later and he like he like maps out what he's gonna say this time this time
He comes out he goes he first he goes this time. He goes. I'm sorry
if what I said bother didn't mean if interrupt your dinner he's being very polite and
and
Then he he does out. He's like, but just I need to say that lovely inspires a lot of people and I just appreciate him for that
And
And he's a minecraft viewer. He's a new head. He's a new is that?
He low key lies. He's like he's like I was watching your minecrafts and
He tries to say he was watching during cover, but I don't think he knew what I was doing
That's all right. I don't share
He's switching to locks it on and then and then and then slug goes
So I'm just I have leukemia. I just have to like
after like and
Then I have to take the locks it on then Nick Nick's there and it goes. He's just not have leukemia
I'm sorry. He does not have leukemia
And it's like he does not have leukemia
And I you know, it still sounds really so I'm like he might have leukemia. We don't know what happened
I don't know. He doesn't check that I didn't check it personally
And then the guys like I'm so sorry to tell leukemia
And then and yeah, next like it doesn't have to keep me. He walks away. Anyway, it was like a third time
it comes back a third time and
Then and then slime finally
He just dragged me out so they're hostage with me and I'm trying to make them have you know
Anyone to be here
And then and then the guys like I totally get that I totally get that it sounds like what do you fear and the guys like
spiders
But also dying alone and for whatever reason he says dying alone slime is like, okay, you know what you're not that bad
You're not that bad
And they chop it up and they then they chop it up
I'm happy the interaction happened because it made up for my interaction with the hostess, which I totally did
The hostess where she's walking us to her table. She goes, so what any plans for the weekend?
I go, I'm playing counter strike two all weekend. She goes, huh? What's that? I've never heard of it
I go really? She's like, yeah, and I'm like, oh, she's like, how's it work?
I'm like, well a group of terrorists try to plant the bomb and then she's she paused she goes
Well, I guess I asked
Oh
It is what happens. It is the game. It is how the game works. I
Didn't even get to the point where the counter terrorists try to diffuse the bomb I didn't get there
No fear you really don't
Okay, we can win this
This is a huge double if we win this, I think.
So, I think every other team has played and finished their matches.
So, if we win this match...
Aw, fuck. We're going to be third place.
We'll lose to Switch's team by one point, Brutal.
Nothing.
Fuck dude, if I beat Frost Prime we would have gone ahead of him, tough.
This is day three round Robin. Day three is the actual bracket should have gone five
and oh, I guess I should have gone. I mean, I'm happy in my results to be honest. I went
eight and two in my 10 matches. Like I feel like that's pretty good. Incredible.
I don't know if there's like individual stats, but yeah, I went pretty beasts.
So yeah, we'll be third place if we win this, which it looks like we're gonna win.
Which means we get to go up against fourth place, which is Beastly's team, right?
Because it's one place six, two place five, three place four.
So we'll go up against Beastly's team, which is comprised of...
Oh, that stands as team.
i think that's winnable
yeah we were second to last coming into today
wow
damn you are so impersonal
don't give me your secondaries
i will eat them
i will eat your secondaries don't disrespect me
so let's fucking go guys
i think with that
third place, which means we go up against Team Beastly next week, which is the, uh...
Great for us.
Yeah, Gappy stands, Fidel Quinn.
I feel good about that.
That's our matchup.
Yeah, it's not bad.
Oh, yeah.
I think we...
I don't know why they didn't go Lorena, dude.
I was scared of Lorena.
The Lorena was crazy.
We went two to each time we played them.
So it's really just coming down to our coach.
Is there any chance of a tie break?
No, right?
The tie break is the coach.
Unless you mean over the round, Robin.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I'm scared after play.
Oh, everything's done right now.
OK, thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
There's no overlapping points.
We're clearly in third.
They're clearly in fourth.
And that was the last match.
Awesome.
Well, we did it.
Great job, team.
I think that's really neat.
Agreed.
I think I went like, I think I went 4-1 today.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you played awesome.
And I think you almost went 5-0.
I mean, it was like last day, last time.
I had that orcane at the end.
I think me and you were going to feed on Sunday.
I'm going to do it.
I think we can both do that.
Sunday will be easier because there's
no way we're playing every single team.
So it's going to be a little shorter.
It's going to be a little easier.
Yeah.
No, I mean, really, all we have to focus on is a gappy stands,
but then when and then, you know, instantly, we're going to be in either winners.
I guess, like, how does it even work?
I guess some of the other teams are asking for a Geo guess your tournament
after the event.
I think they're underestimating how many hours are the events going
going to take by itself. It'll be. Yeah, I was going to say, all right, y'all. Well,
hey, GGs, GGs. I have you in the books. You too. You too. All right, dude, eight hour
stream of the books. I got to go to bed. I'll be live tomorrow. I think maybe that's
will do a bit of gaming and we'll do some black ops practice and then I have a
sponsor at like six with squeaks and a couple of people but anyway that's
tomorrow that's tomorrow thank you all for watching it I appreciate it what
time will you start? Maybe at noon? I guess it depends when the F slurp crew is free though?
Uh, alright. Guys, I'm out. I gotta go. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten. Have a good one, y'all.
Have a good night. Have a good night. Peace out, peace out. Goodbye, goodbye. Goodbye,
everybody. Wednesday three for this Sunday.