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Thank you little triceratops"}, {"start": 88.52, "end": 94.52, "text": " I do love a lulz."}, {"start": 94.52, "end": 108.52, "text": " Lulz old contents snore."}, {"start": 108.52, "end": 111.52, "text": " Thank you very much everybody for all the subs."}, {"start": 111.52, "end": 113.52, "text": " Appreciate all the primers."}, {"start": 113.52, "end": 115.52, "text": " You see Fuzly and Lillian playing 2xKO?"}, {"start": 115.52, "end": 117.52, "text": " I know I have to do it."}, {"start": 117.52, "end": 121.11999999999999, "text": " Today we're making a change."}, {"start": 121.11999999999999, "end": 122.92, "text": " I'm sick of it."}, {"start": 122.92, "end": 127.92, "text": " Today we are making a change."}, {"start": 129.16, "end": 132.12, "text": " I'm just about fucking pissed off."}, {"start": 132.12, "end": 134.07999999999998, "text": " I'm pissed, I've had it up to here."}, {"start": 135.04, "end": 136.48, "text": " There's more to go, but that's actually"}, {"start": 136.48, "end": 139.32, "text": " like a pretty high relative to my full body."}, {"start": 139.32, "end": 140.88, "text": " This is pretty high up."}, {"start": 140.88, "end": 143.35999999999999, "text": " I'm still somewhat upset about this"}, {"start": 143.35999999999999, "end": 144.8, "text": " enough to take some action."}, {"start": 144.8, "end": 145.96, "text": " Let me tag you into my Discord"}, {"start": 145.96, "end": 152.28, "text": " I need them in on this. We need to make a change. It's not clickbait. It's not drama."}, {"start": 154.04000000000002, "end": 158.12, "text": " This is accountability. Hi, lobby. Play some badass music, Tim."}, {"start": 160.60000000000002, "end": 162.28, "text": " Okay, so we have to have a talk."}, {"start": 166.28, "end": 166.76000000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 166.76, "end": 174.44, "text": " Guys, we have to make a change today."}, {"start": 174.44, "end": 181.32, "text": " I don't like it either."}, {"start": 181.32, "end": 183.79999999999998, "text": " I am sick."}, {"start": 183.79999999999998, "end": 186.6, "text": " I am tired."}, {"start": 186.6, "end": 189.28, "text": " I am done."}, {"start": 189.28, "end": 192.72, "text": " I want my time back."}, {"start": 192.72, "end": 195.52, "text": " I am losing too much of my time."}, {"start": 196.76, "end": 201.76, "text": " I have spent maybe three hours a day"}, {"start": 202.56, "end": 205.16, "text": " watching short form content,"}, {"start": 205.16, "end": 209.56, "text": " specifically of a TV show, this Australian guy,"}, {"start": 209.56, "end": 211.96, "text": " who goes up to a new person's house in every short"}, {"start": 211.96, "end": 213.32, "text": " who he's never met."}, {"start": 213.32, "end": 214.96, "text": " He says, hey, you Craig?"}, {"start": 214.96, "end": 216.84, "text": " And the guy goes like, yeah, I'm Craig."}, {"start": 216.84, "end": 219.16, "text": " And then he goes, I'm gonna need my money."}, {"start": 219.16, "end": 220.76, "text": " And then he beats the fuck out of that person."}, {"start": 220.76, "end": 222.32, "text": " I don't know what the TV show is."}, {"start": 222.32, "end": 228.32, "text": " I don't know this TV show is, I've been watching this TV show through shorts every day for the last five days."}, {"start": 230.01999999999998, "end": 232.82, "text": " Have you considered not doing it? I don't have self-control!"}, {"start": 234.22, "end": 235.82, "text": " I don't have self-control!"}, {"start": 236.62, "end": 242.32, "text": " It's called Mr. Inbetween. I'm not being sarcastic when I say I didn't know the name of the TV show,"}, {"start": 242.62, "end": 248.12, "text": " but I have probably seen two hours of this TV show through maybe 70 different shorts."}, {"start": 250.51999999999998, "end": 251.22, "text": " You're an adult."}, {"start": 251.22, "end": 256.22, "text": " That's why I'm having everyone be held accountable today."}, {"start": 256.22, "end": 259.22, "text": " Okay, I did two things."}, {"start": 259.22, "end": 260.22, "text": " I did two things."}, {"start": 260.22, "end": 263.22, "text": " I deleted x the everything app off the phone."}, {"start": 263.22, "end": 267.22, "text": " I deleted twitter.com off the phone."}, {"start": 267.22, "end": 271.22, "text": " I deleted TikTok off the phone."}, {"start": 271.22, "end": 274.22, "text": " I kept Instagram or call."}, {"start": 274.22, "end": 277.22, "text": " I don't have a great reason for it logically."}, {"start": 277.22, "end": 280.22, "text": " I just low key think that reels are fire."}, {"start": 280.22, "end": 287.3, "text": " Reels are better than reels are pretty fire and also they have messages also"}, {"start": 287.3, "end": 290.96000000000004, "text": " they have messages and I have to message it's for work probably is what I'll tell"}, {"start": 290.96000000000004, "end": 296.74, "text": " people it's probably for work I think I need to message people for work I"}, {"start": 296.74, "end": 302.14000000000004, "text": " literally had to message a guy today for it I don't think and also also I"}, {"start": 302.14000000000004, "end": 308.38000000000005, "text": " don't know if you can do Instagram on like the computer oh I just open it"}, {"start": 308.38, "end": 310.38, "text": " you can"}, {"start": 310.38, "end": 312.38, "text": " should i delete instagram?"}, {"start": 312.38, "end": 314.38, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 324.38, "end": 326.38, "text": " god damn it i'll do it"}, {"start": 331.38, "end": 333.38, "text": " i did it! it's gone!"}, {"start": 333.38, "end": 341.34, "text": " Okay, should okay, I heard there's a okay. I don't know if this true somebody told me"}, {"start": 341.34, "end": 343.18, "text": " There's a way to room. I don't this true"}, {"start": 343.18, "end": 346.62, "text": " There's a way to remove YouTube shorts as a recommended option"}, {"start": 349.9, "end": 354.02, "text": " On YouTube is it just clicking this show viewer shorts fewer shorts thing"}, {"start": 357.06, "end": 359.06, "text": " Is that it"}, {"start": 363.38, "end": 367.7, "text": " In settings, you can do it how tell me your ways wise man"}, {"start": 371.62, "end": 373.62, "text": " If you turn off your watch history"}, {"start": 374.9, "end": 380.42, "text": " Go to your settings and you can change your shorts screen time. Okay, hold up. I'm doing it right now"}, {"start": 381.54, "end": 383.54, "text": " Because you two shorts. I okay"}, {"start": 384.02, "end": 386.02, "text": " I have the tier lists"}, {"start": 386.02, "end": 388.02, "text": " Instagram reels number one"}, {"start": 388.82, "end": 391.3, "text": " Okay, it's the best short format tiktok number two"}, {"start": 391.3, "end": 400.18, "text": " All right. Number three, and this might be contentious. Number three, Twitter."}, {"start": 400.18, "end": 407.46000000000004, "text": " Twitter has been condensing entire movies, and they're longer than the YouTube ones because"}, {"start": 407.46000000000004, "end": 414.98, "text": " they're like seven minutes long. I've watched like 15 movies. Worst of all is YouTube shorts."}, {"start": 414.98, "end": 420.82, "text": " I think YouTube shorts worst of all. I think YouTube shorts is four. I think YouTube shorts"}, {"start": 420.82, "end": 428.7, "text": " This is for Twitter will show porn though a fun surprise a test of your discipline and"}, {"start": 428.7, "end": 436.9, "text": " willpower I consider an exercise like curling weights."}, {"start": 436.9, "end": 442.58, "text": " Okay let's go to the settings."}, {"start": 442.58, "end": 447.58, "text": " Time management."}, {"start": 447.58, "end": 448.58, "text": " How is this possible?"}, {"start": 448.58, "end": 450.3, "text": " How's this possible?"}, {"start": 450.3, "end": 451.3, "text": " How's this possible?"}, {"start": 451.3, "end": 452.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 452.3, "end": 455.14, "text": " I pulled up, so YouTube tracks actually your hours."}, {"start": 455.14, "end": 457.34, "text": " It says I average 10 hours a day on YouTube."}, {"start": 457.34, "end": 458.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 458.34, "end": 459.82, "text": " Here's the thing that I don't understand."}, {"start": 459.82, "end": 461.21999999999997, "text": " Correct me if I'm wrong here."}, {"start": 461.21999999999997, "end": 465.9, "text": " It says on Saturday, I watched YouTube for 29 hours."}, {"start": 465.9, "end": 466.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 466.9, "end": 468.06, "text": " How does that work?"}, {"start": 468.06, "end": 472.7, "text": " How did I do that?"}, {"start": 472.7, "end": 474.58, "text": " What was that about?"}, {"start": 474.58, "end": 477.97999999999996, "text": " 29 hours?"}, {"start": 477.98, "end": 480.22, "text": " How am I pulling 29 out of 24?"}, {"start": 480.22, "end": 481.70000000000005, "text": " I'm squeezing water from stone?"}, {"start": 483.54, "end": 485.24, "text": " Multiple devices?"}, {"start": 485.24, "end": 486.78000000000003, "text": " That makes sense."}, {"start": 486.78000000000003, "end": 489.34000000000003, "text": " Actually, now that you mentioned it, you're right."}, {"start": 489.34000000000003, "end": 490.18, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 490.18, "end": 492.34000000000003, "text": " Actually, on my computer, I had a playlist."}, {"start": 492.34000000000003, "end": 496.1, "text": " Well, I've been playing CS2 at night with Slime sometimes,"}, {"start": 496.1, "end": 497.70000000000005, "text": " and I play these playlists."}, {"start": 504.22, "end": 506.22, "text": " I'm listening to a whole core playlists."}, {"start": 507.98, "end": 513.94, "text": " And I'm wide swinging every time you gotta know I'm wide swinging and I'm not counter strafing. I don't know how"}, {"start": 517.1, "end": 521.22, "text": " You're so old I I realized that dude I actually realized that watching Jinxie"}, {"start": 522.7, "end": 528.7, "text": " Jinxie is the streamer I would be if I was 10 years younger and also funnier when I was 10 years younger"}, {"start": 528.7, "end": 540.0200000000001, "text": " I'll be it. I'm way better at League of Legends than that guy. Holy shit. Anyway, let's let's"}, {"start": 540.0200000000001, "end": 548.0600000000001, "text": " do it. Shorts feed limits. Shorts feed limits. Zero minutes. Wait, so how does this work now?"}, {"start": 548.0600000000001, "end": 553.5400000000001, "text": " How does this work? So I made it zero minutes. If I open up a short, what happens? I can"}, {"start": 553.54, "end": 557.92, "text": " literally by the way, here it is. My two shorts recommended."}, {"start": 557.92, "end": 560.3399999999999, "text": " This is the TV show I've been watching and then that's slime."}, {"start": 560.5, "end": 566.42, "text": " My two favorite things. It's supposed to stop. It's it's"}, {"start": 566.42, "end": 570.0999999999999, "text": " your. Why is it playing? Okay, let me restart the app maybe."}, {"start": 577.4599999999999, "end": 581.5, "text": " Oh, there's just no shorts now. Oh my God, there's no"}, {"start": 581.5, "end": 598.02, "text": " shorts wait this is insane there are no shorts whoa holy shit holy shit holy shit"}, {"start": 598.02, "end": 610.74, "text": " look at this for you page oh my god it's like 2016 all over again oh my god"}, {"start": 610.74, "end": 617.74, "text": " Holy shit! This is crazy! I didn't know you could do this!"}, {"start": 617.74, "end": 625.74, "text": " How do you do it? You go to settings, and then you go to watch behavior or something like that?"}, {"start": 625.74, "end": 628.74, "text": " Settings?"}, {"start": 632.74, "end": 635.74, "text": " I don't know how to find it on the desktop."}, {"start": 635.74, "end": 645.48, "text": " I'll be honest, I found it on the phone."}, {"start": 645.48, "end": 652.52, "text": " It's only on mobile, but it affects your desktop, which is kind of cool."}, {"start": 652.52, "end": 653.52, "text": " Snapchat has the worst shorts."}, {"start": 653.52, "end": 654.52, "text": " I'm 30."}, {"start": 654.52, "end": 655.52, "text": " I'm not on Snapchat."}, {"start": 655.52, "end": 661.7, "text": " I think most 30 year olds on Snapchat are weird, I think."}, {"start": 661.7, "end": 662.7, "text": " Is this weird to say?"}, {"start": 662.7, "end": 663.7, "text": " Is that hurtful to say?"}, {"start": 663.7, "end": 664.7, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 664.7, "end": 665.7, "text": " I feel like if you're 30 on Snapchat."}, {"start": 665.7, "end": 670.4000000000001, "text": " three reasons. You're keeping up a snap streak. Okay. With"}, {"start": 670.4000000000001, "end": 674.4000000000001, "text": " with friends. That's fine. You haven't grown up enough yet."}, {"start": 675.6, "end": 680.4000000000001, "text": " Okay. That's all right. Pedophile. That's probably the"}, {"start": 680.4000000000001, "end": 683.2, "text": " third. I don't know. I don't know. That's a heavy accusation"}, {"start": 683.2, "end": 685.3000000000001, "text": " I've levied. I'm just saying that's what I assume are the"}, {"start": 685.3000000000001, "end": 687.6, "text": " three reasons. I don't feel like I can come up with a fourth."}, {"start": 689.3000000000001, "end": 690.8000000000001, "text": " I assume those are the big three."}, {"start": 695.7, "end": 702.1, "text": " Do you get grandfathered in to snap if you have a snap score or a snap streak? It's fine. I"}, {"start": 702.94, "end": 710.26, "text": " Realize a lot of friendships are so fragile that if the snap streak goes the friendship goes and I think it's okay"}, {"start": 710.26, "end": 712.4200000000001, "text": " I think it's okay to acknowledge that"}, {"start": 713.6400000000001, "end": 715.6400000000001, "text": " That's all right"}, {"start": 715.64, "end": 725.02, "text": " You're having an affair?"}, {"start": 725.02, "end": 726.02, "text": " That's a good fourth reason."}, {"start": 726.02, "end": 727.02, "text": " Well, it's not a who's sorry."}, {"start": 727.02, "end": 728.02, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 728.02, "end": 729.02, "text": " I want to pause that."}, {"start": 729.02, "end": 730.02, "text": " I want to take that back."}, {"start": 730.02, "end": 731.02, "text": " I don't think that's a good."}, {"start": 731.02, "end": 732.02, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 732.02, "end": 733.62, "text": " That is a reason I would believe for someone to have it."}, {"start": 733.62, "end": 736.22, "text": " That's a better phrasing."}, {"start": 736.22, "end": 738.46, "text": " That's a better phrasing."}, {"start": 738.46, "end": 741.02, "text": " And that's why we, that's why we have the opportunity to correct ourselves in"}, {"start": 741.02, "end": 742.02, "text": " this world."}, {"start": 742.02, "end": 744.64, "text": " Are we watching the new minister beast video?"}, {"start": 744.64, "end": 747.14, "text": " If it's good, I wasn't planning on."}, {"start": 747.14, "end": 749.1999999999999, "text": " I'll be real, I wasn't planning on."}, {"start": 749.1999999999999, "end": 752.14, "text": " If it's fire, maybe, but I really wasn't planning on it."}, {"start": 754.52, "end": 755.52, "text": " Who's in the building?"}, {"start": 756.64, "end": 758.48, "text": " He's trying to enter my bag."}, {"start": 758.48, "end": 759.6, "text": " Hope she literally is."}, {"start": 759.6, "end": 762.08, "text": " Okay, I got a bag of takeout."}, {"start": 762.08, "end": 764.4, "text": " She's sitting in the bag."}, {"start": 764.4, "end": 766.16, "text": " All right, have fun."}, {"start": 766.16, "end": 767.76, "text": " That hat does not fit your head, what?"}, {"start": 767.76, "end": 770.04, "text": " Hope you are doing well, don't wink."}, {"start": 770.04, "end": 771.4399999999999, "text": " Do you think I have a big head?"}, {"start": 771.44, "end": 781.44, "text": " Affairs can be good. Affairs can be good. I don't think there's... I don't think you can make up a good reason for an affair."}, {"start": 781.44, "end": 788.44, "text": " I don't think there's ever a reason to betray the trust of somebody and do an affair. You just break up with them and then find a new partner."}, {"start": 788.44, "end": 792.36, "text": " The only reason you would do an affair is if you're perhaps cowardly"}, {"start": 795.5600000000001, "end": 797.5600000000001, "text": " Fear"}, {"start": 797.84, "end": 799.84, "text": " Pussy-ness"}, {"start": 799.8800000000001, "end": 801.8800000000001, "text": " Foreign affairs"}, {"start": 802.6, "end": 807.5200000000001, "text": " Wow as an American I also think we're pretty bad at that too. Oh lie. Our foreign affairs aren't great either"}, {"start": 807.52, "end": 821.52, "text": " What about a trist though? I don't know what that word means. T-R-Y-S-T."}, {"start": 821.52, "end": 831.36, "text": " Independent escorts. How did you know that so quickly? Oh no, it's an agreement between"}, {"start": 831.36, "end": 835.8, "text": " lovers. What? I don't understand what this is."}, {"start": 835.8000000000001, "end": 837.8000000000001, "text": " Both lovers have to hurry to keep their noon time"}, {"start": 837.8000000000001, "end": 839.48, "text": " trist in the park."}, {"start": 839.48, "end": 840.44, "text": " Are they having sex in the park?"}, {"start": 840.44, "end": 841.2800000000001, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 843.5200000000001, "end": 846.0000000000001, "text": " Otto, I needed something from you."}, {"start": 846.0000000000001, "end": 847.8800000000001, "text": " Otto, what did I have for you?"}, {"start": 854.0000000000001, "end": 854.84, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 860.5600000000001, "end": 863.3600000000001, "text": " Otto, in the game of Counter-Strike 2,"}, {"start": 863.36, "end": 866.52, "text": " When you win a round and you're the MVP,"}, {"start": 866.52, "end": 869.84, "text": " your game will play a soundtrack"}, {"start": 869.84, "end": 871.9, "text": " that you can download or purchase."}, {"start": 873.62, "end": 874.46, "text": " All right?"}, {"start": 878.3000000000001, "end": 879.84, "text": " I don't have it happen to me too often,"}, {"start": 879.84, "end": 882.16, "text": " but it happens occasionally."}, {"start": 882.16, "end": 883.8000000000001, "text": " I don't know why no one you're trying"}, {"start": 883.8000000000001, "end": 885.36, "text": " don't need a dancing game respect"}, {"start": 885.36, "end": 886.4, "text": " the performance screen."}, {"start": 886.4, "end": 888.8000000000001, "text": " I'm in the sand, the best, the same."}, {"start": 888.8000000000001, "end": 890.28, "text": " So my question for you,"}, {"start": 890.28, "end": 894.28, "text": " The game of Counter-Strike 2 is moddable."}, {"start": 894.28, "end": 906.28, "text": " Is there a way to mod Counter-Strike 2 to have a custom sound play in real games that isn't something you need to purchase through Valve directly?"}, {"start": 906.28, "end": 908.28, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 912.28, "end": 916.28, "text": " Could I, as an example, play..."}, {"start": 920.28, "end": 926.62, "text": " Okay, I'll just play it but like seriously be chill about it. Okay. I got you"}, {"start": 942.56, "end": 948.4, "text": " What about only doing it locally is there a way to do it locally it doesn't play for the other players"}, {"start": 948.4, "end": 951.4, "text": " But locally it replaces it."}, {"start": 951.4, "end": 953.4, "text": " Oh my god, that is a YouTube short."}, {"start": 953.4, "end": 955.4, "text": " Why did I just pull up a YouTube short?"}, {"start": 955.4, "end": 959.4, "text": " Oh my god, I just said we're not going to watch them!"}, {"start": 959.4, "end": 961.4, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 961.4, "end": 966.4, "text": " She put chat on screen?"}, {"start": 966.4, "end": 968.4, "text": " Yeah, I just can't do it for the first 30 seconds"}, {"start": 968.4, "end": 969.4, "text": " because sometimes you guys say curse words"}, {"start": 969.4, "end": 971.4, "text": " and then my YouTube video gets demonetized."}, {"start": 971.4, "end": 973.4, "text": " Speaking of demonetized,"}, {"start": 973.4, "end": 976.4, "text": " my CS2 video got flagged for demonetization."}, {"start": 976.4, "end": 978.4, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 978.4, "end": 980.4, "text": " Because we were shooting each other."}, {"start": 984.4, "end": 990.4, "text": " I want a custom kit for local and I'll tell you why. Okay. I'll tell you why."}, {"start": 990.4, "end": 1000.4, "text": " Because on Friday, guys, on Friday, it is the return of the beat-off."}, {"start": 1000.4, "end": 1011.48, "text": " We're bringing the beat off back this time bigger than ever because a new competitor"}, {"start": 1011.48, "end": 1013.4, "text": " is joining the field."}, {"start": 1013.4, "end": 1016.4, "text": " Aiden."}, {"start": 1016.4, "end": 1018.9599999999999, "text": " Beat off his back baby."}, {"start": 1018.9599999999999, "end": 1023.3199999999999, "text": " Beat off back baby."}, {"start": 1023.3199999999999, "end": 1024.56, "text": " I want to have three judges."}, {"start": 1024.56, "end": 1025.56, "text": " I want it to be Porter Robinson."}, {"start": 1025.56, "end": 1028.4, "text": " I want it to be B-shoe and I want it to be Nakey Jakey."}, {"start": 1028.4, "end": 1029.4, "text": " Actually you know what?"}, {"start": 1029.4, "end": 1033.72, "text": " text them all. Getting porn or"}, {"start": 1033.72, "end": 1047.2800000000002, "text": " Robinson will answer me. I looked at his number my phone I don't have it. I don't"}, {"start": 1047.2800000000002, "end": 1050.0400000000002, "text": " know why I thought I did."}, {"start": 1059.4, "end": 1069.8400000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm asking a Jakey"}, {"start": 1089.4, "end": 1106.5800000000002, "text": " Okay, let me also ask Horner Fuck, damn it."}, {"start": 1106.5800000000002, "end": 1111.44, "text": " I don't remember Porter's discord name."}, {"start": 1111.44, "end": 1116.64, "text": " This is like one of the worst things about modern day messages."}, {"start": 1116.64, "end": 1132.48, "text": " If somebody's Discord name isn't their name, it's impossible to find."}, {"start": 1132.48, "end": 1133.48, "text": " Bad friend."}, {"start": 1133.48, "end": 1136.16, "text": " It's like Timo Top or something."}, {"start": 1136.16, "end": 1141.0400000000002, "text": " like it has it's it has nothing to do with anything"}, {"start": 1148.48, "end": 1156.28, "text": " fuck I can't find it dude fucking I don't have Instagram oh my god"}, {"start": 1166.16, "end": 1172.2, "text": " It's something with an M, I think."}, {"start": 1172.2, "end": 1175.5600000000002, "text": " Maybe there's a way to look through your friends, actually."}, {"start": 1175.5600000000002, "end": 1176.5600000000002, "text": " That's probably a thing, right?"}, {"start": 1176.5600000000002, "end": 1179.16, "text": " I would do that if I started a social media site."}, {"start": 1179.16, "end": 1182.16, "text": " Is there a way to, like, look through all your friends?"}, {"start": 1182.16, "end": 1186.16, "text": " Oh, I have 370 online right now."}, {"start": 1186.16, "end": 1187.16, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1187.16, "end": 1190.16, "text": " How many do I have?"}, {"start": 1190.16, "end": 1192.16, "text": " I have 785 total friends."}, {"start": 1192.16, "end": 1195.16, "text": " Wait, how many Discord friends do people have?"}, {"start": 1195.16, "end": 1200.28, "text": " Damn, I've not looked through this in a while."}, {"start": 1200.28, "end": 1201.28, "text": " Arcadem?"}, {"start": 1201.28, "end": 1206.64, "text": " That is not a name I have heard in a long time."}, {"start": 1206.64, "end": 1207.64, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1207.64, "end": 1208.64, "text": " Phase B."}, {"start": 1208.64, "end": 1209.64, "text": " It's very cool."}, {"start": 1209.64, "end": 1212.76, "text": " Damn, my friends are kind of lit."}, {"start": 1212.76, "end": 1214.16, "text": " I could sell this shit."}, {"start": 1214.16, "end": 1216.16, "text": " Bobby Scar."}, {"start": 1216.16, "end": 1234.94, "text": " There's no way to oh my god"}, {"start": 1234.94, "end": 1245.94, "text": " This is going to take me too long unless it's right here."}, {"start": 1245.94, "end": 1256.94, "text": " Okay, this is, this is, this is not, I can't do this on stream."}, {"start": 1256.94, "end": 1258.94, "text": " I'm literally just going to be silently scrolling."}, {"start": 1266.94, "end": 1267.94, "text": " Hi, Coots!"}, {"start": 1269.94, "end": 1270.94, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 1274.94, "end": 1276.94, "text": " Okay, now I can't see anything."}, {"start": 1282.94, "end": 1284.94, "text": " Are there mods? I can tell you Porter's thing."}, {"start": 1284.94, "end": 1287.8400000000001, "text": " Wait, can you just say the first letter? I don't need you to dox it"}, {"start": 1287.8400000000001, "end": 1292.24, "text": " Just literally say the first letter because then I can look it up. Just give me the first letter, bro"}, {"start": 1296.24, "end": 1300.44, "text": " Okay, I can't reach out anymore cuz Coots is in the way. Coots come on. Okay"}, {"start": 1301.24, "end": 1303.24, "text": " Coots"}, {"start": 1303.24, "end": 1305.24, "text": " Coots"}, {"start": 1305.24, "end": 1307.24, "text": " Coots"}, {"start": 1307.3600000000001, "end": 1309.3600000000001, "text": " That's not pee"}, {"start": 1310.1200000000001, "end": 1312.1200000000001, "text": " My god now I'm just having random letters"}, {"start": 1312.1200000000001, "end": 1316.1200000000001, "text": " I love you buddy. I can't see."}, {"start": 1316.1200000000001, "end": 1320.1200000000001, "text": " Kuta can't see. Thank you."}, {"start": 1320.1200000000001, "end": 1324.1200000000001, "text": " Hey, my computer just went down. Okay."}, {"start": 1328.1200000000001, "end": 1332.1200000000001, "text": " She literally stepped on the..."}, {"start": 1334.1200000000001, "end": 1338.1200000000001, "text": " It's J?"}, {"start": 1338.1200000000001, "end": 1345.6000000000001, "text": " Is Jermah the same guy?"}, {"start": 1345.6000000000001, "end": 1346.6000000000001, "text": " I do want to come on here?"}, {"start": 1346.6000000000001, "end": 1347.6000000000001, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 1347.6000000000001, "end": 1352.6000000000001, "text": " You didn't tell my lad too long."}, {"start": 1352.6000000000001, "end": 1363.0000000000002, "text": " Oh my god, it is J."}, {"start": 1363.0000000000002, "end": 1367.24, "text": " I'm doing a beat off with my friends on Friday."}, {"start": 1367.24, "end": 1373.86, "text": " Would you be down to judge our beats from the beat-off?"}, {"start": 1373.86, "end": 1376.34, "text": " It would take 20 minutes tops."}, {"start": 1376.34, "end": 1385.34, "text": " It's not jay robinson, that would be crazy."}, {"start": 1385.34, "end": 1390.26, "text": " Yeah, it's me jay."}, {"start": 1390.26, "end": 1391.34, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 1391.34, "end": 1392.34, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 1392.34, "end": 1395.98, "text": " That was a youtube chatter, w youtube chatter."}, {"start": 1395.98, "end": 1397.98, "text": " He's on a South American tour right now."}, {"start": 1398.98, "end": 1399.98, "text": " Yeah, I can oblongos."}, {"start": 1401.98, "end": 1403.98, "text": " This is so embarrassing. Look at my YouTube recommended."}, {"start": 1404.98, "end": 1406.98, "text": " Apparently they don't remove shorts from your..."}, {"start": 1407.98, "end": 1408.98, "text": " ...suggested."}, {"start": 1410.98, "end": 1411.98, "text": " This show does seem fire."}, {"start": 1412.98, "end": 1413.98, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1414.98, "end": 1416.98, "text": " I mean, obviously I can't say I've actually watched it."}, {"start": 1416.98, "end": 1418.98, "text": " It's a fire show through shorts though."}, {"start": 1420.98, "end": 1423.98, "text": " Mostly just because Australians are naturally charming."}, {"start": 1425.98, "end": 1436.26, "text": " It doesn't work on the website. It does. It does. It saved my homepage. My homepage is"}, {"start": 1436.26, "end": 1443.34, "text": " fixed. I mean obviously I can still see him on the homepage but whatever. Who do you got"}, {"start": 1443.34, "end": 1452.26, "text": " winning? Okay, so you're the Spurs tonight? Who's home? Probably the Spurs. Is it okay"}, {"start": 1452.26, "end": 1454.26, "text": " I see at home, still the spurs I think."}, {"start": 1460.7, "end": 1466.22, "text": " You're getting second tabbed, buddy Sativa, you have one opportunity right now to put me on your main monitor or your perm event."}, {"start": 1467.72, "end": 1469.22, "text": " We don't fuck around around here, bro."}, {"start": 1469.6, "end": 1472.3, "text": " I am on your main monitor, or I'm not on your screen."}, {"start": 1478.72, "end": 1480.72, "text": " Why the fuck are my viewers dropping?"}, {"start": 1480.72, "end": 1482.8, "text": " Thank you the three months. I appreciate that this"}, {"start": 1488.7, "end": 1496.34, "text": " Money match one sub brother you got SSBM in the fucking main dog. Well, you made your account a year ago. You're probably asked"}, {"start": 1497.72, "end": 1501.88, "text": " You made your twitch account a year ago with SSBM in the name. You're probably asked from a butt. Did you play?"}, {"start": 1502.64, "end": 1504.64, "text": " You're probably shit"}, {"start": 1506.4, "end": 1508.4, "text": " Lucky thing the 14 months"}, {"start": 1508.4, "end": 1517.5800000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna play you right now. I haven't I have you think I come in a stream and I go"}, {"start": 1517.5800000000002, "end": 1520.7, "text": " I like to heavenly kiss my time. I'm gonna play SPM on a score of 1."}, {"start": 1520.7, "end": 1525.64, "text": " When I eat a crepe I want to make sweet sweet love to the crepe and then eat the babies"}, {"start": 1525.64, "end": 1530.7800000000002, "text": " with the waffle or pancake. I just don't get that."}, {"start": 1530.7800000000002, "end": 1535.6200000000001, "text": " You guys have to understand I am one of the top streamers in the world right? Like"}, {"start": 1535.6200000000001, "end": 1537.6200000000001, "text": " Let's just look"}, {"start": 1537.96, "end": 1539.96, "text": " All right, this is the top 50 look"}, {"start": 1541.4, "end": 1544.22, "text": " Okay, I'm not in the top 50. That's fine top 100"}, {"start": 1553.7600000000002, "end": 1557.96, "text": " Right I am one of the top 106 streamers"}, {"start": 1558.72, "end": 1561.8400000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm up there with people like forcing"}, {"start": 1562.5600000000002, "end": 1564.48, "text": " T2 X2"}, {"start": 1564.48, "end": 1570.6, "text": " Polinho, okay? You gotta understand I come in a stream with the plan prepared"}, {"start": 1578.52, "end": 1586.04, "text": " I'm not washed I'm just a multi streamer now, and they don't have a cool-ass website like that for you, too"}, {"start": 1594.48, "end": 1596.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1607.52, "end": 1612.0, "text": " Alright boys today, it's gonna be a shorter stream. I've been banging out long ass streams"}, {"start": 1612.0, "end": 1615.16, "text": " I think we did like a 12 hour stream Saturday a 10 hour stream"}, {"start": 1615.76, "end": 1619.72, "text": " Friday six hour stream seven hour eight or stream on Sunday"}, {"start": 1619.72, "end": 1623.28, "text": " So I'm due for a short one boys. I'm gonna run four hours today"}, {"start": 1624.48, "end": 1627.48, "text": " We're probably going to run for hours today, so I guess I'll get there."}, {"start": 1627.48, "end": 1630.48, "text": " Wait, I had something else I wanted to do."}, {"start": 1630.48, "end": 1638.48, "text": " Oh, I wanted to do a Wikipedia race with Joe and then another person, but I was trying to actually think of who the other person would be."}, {"start": 1648.48, "end": 1651.48, "text": " I can't do Big A in stands."}, {"start": 1651.48, "end": 1657.48, "text": " The A stands is too good and I don't want to do big A because I don't want to do big A without stance because I think it's mean to stance."}, {"start": 1662.48, "end": 1665.48, "text": " Adapt. That's a crazy pole."}, {"start": 1668.48, "end": 1670.48, "text": " Adapt would be kind of fire."}, {"start": 1674.48, "end": 1676.48, "text": " That's a crazy pole."}, {"start": 1676.48, "end": 1689.48, "text": " I kind of like that."}, {"start": 1689.48, "end": 1693.4, "text": " I can also do Pookie."}, {"start": 1693.4, "end": 1694.4, "text": " Small Ant, brother."}, {"start": 1694.4, "end": 1698.52, "text": " I'm not going to invite Joe Bart to get his ass fucking beat by Small Ant, who in preparation"}, {"start": 1698.52, "end": 1702.8, "text": " for a Wikipedia race looked up every article."}, {"start": 1702.8, "end": 1705.4, "text": " So I looked up every article and I have a database of the shortest route to go from"}, {"start": 1705.4, "end": 1706.4, "text": " A to B."}, {"start": 1706.4, "end": 1711.4, "text": " I coded my own path on Claude to find out the best algorithm."}, {"start": 1713.52, "end": 1717.0400000000002, "text": " I can now get every single word within three connections, Max."}, {"start": 1717.0400000000002, "end": 1719.96, "text": " It's like, it's not really gonna be the vibe."}, {"start": 1723.6000000000001, "end": 1728.3200000000002, "text": " I'd rather it be adept than he looks up Cumquat."}, {"start": 1728.3200000000002, "end": 1730.72, "text": " And he's like, fuck dude, I never knew it looked like that."}, {"start": 1731.2, "end": 1733.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1744.52, "end": 1749.96, "text": " Let's see if Jo's down to do tomorrow Joe and it is dreams of the animals"}, {"start": 1757.04, "end": 1759.04, "text": " Little big plan keys"}, {"start": 1760.72, "end": 1780.68, "text": " How about Big Finebird? Brother, Big Finebird needs to learn how to do Big Fucking Glodar."}, {"start": 1780.68, "end": 1784.44, "text": " I got pissed off today. I opened Twitter on the desktop. First thing I see, let me pull"}, {"start": 1784.44, "end": 1788.68, "text": " up the tweet because it pissed me right the fuck off."}, {"start": 1788.68, "end": 1792.4, "text": " The stream after fine loses a tournament or event is always crazy because he starts imitating"}, {"start": 1792.4, "end": 1796.8, "text": " a bunch of new shit in tech he just never did and it's like I'm watching an evil glow."}, {"start": 1796.8, "end": 1797.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1797.8, "end": 1802.0800000000002, "text": " Why are we glazing a top runner for fucking learning shit?"}, {"start": 1802.0800000000002, "end": 1804.44, "text": " He should have damn learned three months ago."}, {"start": 1804.44, "end": 1806.88, "text": " What are we doing here?"}, {"start": 1806.88, "end": 1811.16, "text": " He's a big damned idiot."}, {"start": 1811.16, "end": 1812.4, "text": " He should know how to blowdar."}, {"start": 1812.4, "end": 1814.4, "text": " You should have known that when I was speaking damn Chinese."}, {"start": 1823.2, "end": 1825.3000000000002, "text": " How about Jinxie? I like Jinxie. Jinxie's chat scares me though."}, {"start": 1826.5, "end": 1827.8000000000002, "text": " I will lie. Jinxie's chat scares me."}, {"start": 1833.3000000000002, "end": 1835.5, "text": " Any streamer with more than 30K viewers terrifies me."}, {"start": 1842.4, "end": 1848.16, "text": " I said I'm better than Jinxia League of Legends and he's not gonna hit whatever it was emerald or diamond"}, {"start": 1848.72, "end": 1853.3200000000002, "text": " Brother, I had first time viewers in here telling me to blow my shit off smooth. He's got shooters"}, {"start": 1855.2800000000002, "end": 1858.24, "text": " Maybe they're from tarpon springs, but the blikky still clicks"}, {"start": 1860.4, "end": 1864.96, "text": " Cajal's chat's nice. Cajal's got a great cat. Wow. Hold on depends"}, {"start": 1868.3600000000001, "end": 1870.88, "text": " He's got a great chat when he's playing Pokemon of Connor"}, {"start": 1872.4, "end": 1882.1000000000001, "text": " when he's watching a pro league game, one of the players f$%$ up one play and its like"}, {"start": 1882.1000000000001, "end": 1884.5600000000002, "text": " gg their sh$t they should be banned from ever playing the game again"}, {"start": 1884.5600000000002, "end": 1894.92, "text": " one's geogas returning video dropping soon ish"}, {"start": 1894.92, "end": 1896.72, "text": " shate drizzle said he's struggling on the edit"}, {"start": 1896.72, "end": 1900.8400000000001, "text": " I said shakey you figure this sh$t out bro"}, {"start": 1900.8400000000001, "end": 1902.8400000000001, "text": " We're 7000 videos deep. You got this"}, {"start": 1914.46, "end": 1920.2800000000002, "text": " That's all eSports true you're not wrong dude I watched the rainbow six tourney last night"}, {"start": 1921.9800000000002, "end": 1928.16, "text": " Shop of higher belly in second place. It was sad bro. I mean obviously"}, {"start": 1928.16, "end": 1937.0800000000002, "text": " Obviously, whatever, it's not for me because I like Chopfly, but damn, we got our shit"}, {"start": 1937.0800000000002, "end": 1943.8400000000001, "text": " pushing."}, {"start": 1943.8400000000001, "end": 1944.8400000000001, "text": " Good ass run."}, {"start": 1944.8400000000001, "end": 1945.8400000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 1945.8400000000001, "end": 1946.9, "text": " It was a good ass run."}, {"start": 1946.9, "end": 1949.52, "text": " It was a good ass run."}, {"start": 1949.52, "end": 1950.52, "text": " Who's a better gamer?"}, {"start": 1950.52, "end": 1951.52, "text": " You were Jinxie."}, {"start": 1951.52, "end": 1958.0400000000002, "text": " I think Jinxie, his greatest gaming accomplishments hitting the highest rank in Rainbow Six"}, {"start": 1958.04, "end": 1964.76, "text": " siege. I don't count. Okay. It's tell me it is a bad take and I'm open to it being a bad take."}, {"start": 1967.24, "end": 1967.8799999999999, "text": " I don't"}, {"start": 1969.96, "end": 1977.48, "text": " respect the pedigree of top clash player as much as other games"}, {"start": 1979.56, "end": 1986.76, "text": " because the game has too many pay to win elements for me to respect it as a gaming accomplishment."}, {"start": 1988.04, "end": 1994.76, "text": " I'm not saying the game doesn't take skill, that is not what I'm saying."}, {"start": 1994.76, "end": 2001.6, "text": " But I respect games where you can pay to be better at, less skillful, than games where"}, {"start": 2001.6, "end": 2007.56, "text": " a new player has the same level of advantage as someone who's been playing the game ten"}, {"start": 2007.56, "end": 2008.56, "text": " years."}, {"start": 2008.56, "end": 2017.8799999999999, "text": " If you boot up Counter-Strike 2, we're all shooting the same gun, you know?"}, {"start": 2017.88, "end": 2032.3600000000001, "text": " clash it's like you just you get to have new guns"}, {"start": 2032.3600000000001, "end": 2037.66, "text": " some skins make you better it's true if you have the dragon lore op it hits more percent"}, {"start": 2037.66, "end": 2047.66, "text": " than less percent."}, {"start": 2047.66, "end": 2048.82, "text": " Would you beat Jinxie and Chess?"}, {"start": 2048.82, "end": 2049.82, "text": " Can we not?"}, {"start": 2049.82, "end": 2054.42, "text": " Like, what are we talking about here?"}, {"start": 2054.42, "end": 2056.06, "text": " The thing is, Jinxie's like electric, right?"}, {"start": 2056.06, "end": 2058.06, "text": " A lot of people like watching Jinxie."}, {"start": 2058.06, "end": 2062.46, "text": " He's got Gotham Chess reviewing 400 level games."}, {"start": 2062.46, "end": 2064.38, "text": " I'm a 1300 level player."}, {"start": 2064.38, "end": 2066.1, "text": " I'm not great at chess."}, {"start": 2066.1, "end": 2069.8199999999997, "text": " but I am better than someone who hasn't grinded chests."}, {"start": 2071.54, "end": 2073.58, "text": " I'm just older, bro, I've played more."}, {"start": 2073.58, "end": 2075.7799999999997, "text": " I'm just older, bro, I've played more."}, {"start": 2075.7799999999997, "end": 2078.1, "text": " I'm just older, bro, I've played more."}, {"start": 2078.1, "end": 2080.66, "text": " I'm just older, bro, I've played more."}, {"start": 2080.66, "end": 2084.2999999999997, "text": " I'm just older, bro, I've played more."}, {"start": 2084.2999999999997, "end": 2086.66, "text": " Yes, 1300, you heard me right."}, {"start": 2089.38, "end": 2090.7799999999997, "text": " Look, check it out, I got you."}, {"start": 2090.78, "end": 2096.78, "text": " We're gonna do unbanned forms right after this. I'm just gonna show you real quick"}, {"start": 2097.98, "end": 2101.02, "text": " This is this is like one of my alt accounts. It's just a 900 level game"}, {"start": 2102.98, "end": 2104.98, "text": " Let's go for the scotch"}, {"start": 2114.26, "end": 2117.5800000000004, "text": " Fuck is this scary is this scary"}, {"start": 2120.78, "end": 2127.02, "text": " Oh my god, I wasted so much time."}, {"start": 2127.02, "end": 2128.78, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 2128.78, "end": 2132.78, "text": " Oh my god, I choked."}, {"start": 2132.78, "end": 2139.78, "text": " Oh my god, I'm down a whole piece."}, {"start": 2139.78, "end": 2142.78, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 2172.78, "end": 2174.78, "text": " you used to meet holy fuck that was smart"}, {"start": 2193.26, "end": 2195.26, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 2202.78, "end": 2217.26, "text": " He honestly played like a pussy, like I feel like we should talk about that."}, {"start": 2217.26, "end": 2218.26, "text": " Ah boys!"}, {"start": 2218.26, "end": 2224.42, "text": " Let's do a bit of un-ban forms we haven't done in a while."}, {"start": 2224.42, "end": 2227.76, "text": " You guys know how it works though, we play a little game of bingo, once we hit bingo"}, {"start": 2227.76, "end": 2231.92, "text": " We are done with our unban forms bingo board maker"}, {"start": 2233.5200000000004, "end": 2236.2000000000003, "text": " Now quite a few people have been banned on this stream"}, {"start": 2236.2000000000003, "end": 2240.6800000000003, "text": " I've had a few let's say angry streaks when things aren't going my way"}, {"start": 2240.8, "end": 2246.8, "text": " So today we are going to make an unban form bingo board"}, {"start": 2246.8, "end": 2254.26, "text": " I need you guys to help me by giving me suggestions of things. We are likely to see in this bingo board"}, {"start": 2254.26, "end": 2259.26, "text": " What are some things we are likely to see from the unbans?"}, {"start": 2259.26, "end": 2260.26, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 2260.26, "end": 2262.26, "text": " Alright, sure, slur."}, {"start": 2262.26, "end": 2263.26, "text": " Love it."}, {"start": 2263.26, "end": 2264.26, "text": " Well, I don't."}, {"start": 2264.26, "end": 2265.26, "text": " Uh, AI Apology."}, {"start": 2265.26, "end": 2266.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2266.26, "end": 2267.26, "text": " Sexist."}, {"start": 2267.26, "end": 2268.26, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 2268.26, "end": 2269.26, "text": " Friend."}, {"start": 2269.26, "end": 2271.26, "text": " Did it."}, {"start": 2271.26, "end": 2272.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2272.26, "end": 2275.26, "text": " Uh, double down."}, {"start": 2275.26, "end": 2278.26, "text": " Um, what else?"}, {"start": 2278.26, "end": 2279.26, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 2279.26, "end": 2280.26, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 2280.26, "end": 2281.26, "text": " Good Apology."}, {"start": 2311.26, "end": 2313.6600000000003, "text": " Ludwig Band. Fine, fine, fine, fine."}, {"start": 2316.78, "end": 2318.6200000000003, "text": " Baxed Seater. Sure."}, {"start": 2320.6600000000003, "end": 2324.0200000000004, "text": " First-time chatter. 999 plus chatter."}, {"start": 2324.82, "end": 2325.94, "text": " Former sub."}, {"start": 2329.6600000000003, "end": 2331.5400000000004, "text": " Self promo."}, {"start": 2334.98, "end": 2337.9, "text": " T1 viewer. I don't know if that's gonna happen."}, {"start": 2337.9, "end": 2349.98, "text": " other streamer stream watcher maybe that's better way to put it big fan I just"}, {"start": 2349.98, "end": 2359.02, "text": " want to read chat how about that I won't do it again great crossband counting"}, {"start": 2359.02, "end": 2379.74, "text": " Five plus your follower didn't deserve called me gay second band"}, {"start": 2379.7400000000002, "end": 2398.92, "text": " 6-7? Is that even a reason we banned? I don't think we would."}, {"start": 2398.92, "end": 2400.62, "text": " I'm a frog? All right."}, {"start": 2405.7200000000003, "end": 2406.2200000000003, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 2408.92, "end": 2409.62, "text": " How many you got?"}, {"start": 2416.02, "end": 2416.82, "text": " I'll get more than enough."}, {"start": 2422.42, "end": 2423.12, "text": " All right, let's do it."}, {"start": 2428.92, "end": 2436.28, "text": " We got a bingo board here it is"}, {"start": 2437.16, "end": 2441.16, "text": " Okay, we're gonna end when we get bingo. That's it. We're gonna end we get bingo"}, {"start": 2441.16, "end": 2446.32, "text": " We're gonna put on a speedrun timer. We're gonna see if we can get a record for our fastest bingo"}, {"start": 2458.92, "end": 2468.36, "text": " All right, let me pull my band forms."}, {"start": 2468.36, "end": 2469.92, "text": " And I think we are good to go."}, {"start": 2469.92, "end": 2472.12, "text": " Okay, I have a slight issue today."}, {"start": 2472.12, "end": 2476.4, "text": " My third monitor doesn't work, which is tilting."}, {"start": 2476.4, "end": 2484.4, "text": " What it is, what it is."}, {"start": 2484.4, "end": 2498.4, "text": " 5 boys here's our bingo board we're gonna try to see how quickly we can get bingo speedrun timer starts after I read the first"}, {"start": 2498.4, "end": 2507.88, "text": " unban requests three two you can do this maybe"}, {"start": 2507.88, "end": 2527.6400000000003, "text": " Oh, fuck, I'm blocking."}, {"start": 2527.6400000000003, "end": 2530.96, "text": " Shit, is there a way to not block?"}, {"start": 2530.96, "end": 2542.32, "text": " I can put the cam in the top right and then just make it a little smaller."}, {"start": 2542.32, "end": 2548.32, "text": " How's that?"}, {"start": 2548.32, "end": 2571.32, "text": " That's kind of good wait I kind of cooked here."}, {"start": 2601.32, "end": 2603.44, "text": " Tim fucking nuked their ass."}, {"start": 2604.6400000000003, "end": 2607.4, "text": " First of all, whoever banned me, fuck you."}, {"start": 2607.4, "end": 2609.6800000000003, "text": " What the hell did I do for getting banned?"}, {"start": 2609.6800000000003, "end": 2611.2000000000003, "text": " I just asked if he was watching an anime"}, {"start": 2611.2000000000003, "end": 2613.4, "text": " and that got me banned, stupid mods."}, {"start": 2613.4, "end": 2614.56, "text": " If Ludd is reading this, man,"}, {"start": 2614.56, "end": 2616.2400000000002, "text": " you need to keep a watch on these mods,"}, {"start": 2616.2400000000002, "end": 2617.8, "text": " or at least this mod."}, {"start": 2617.8, "end": 2619.84, "text": " First off, Tim, get fucking owned."}, {"start": 2619.84, "end": 2622.32, "text": " Second off, that's a double down."}, {"start": 2622.32, "end": 2623.2000000000003, "text": " That is a double down."}, {"start": 2623.2000000000003, "end": 2624.04, "text": " Do we have it?"}, {"start": 2625.4, "end": 2626.2400000000002, "text": " Do we have double down?"}, {"start": 2626.2400000000002, "end": 2627.8, "text": " Yes, we do."}, {"start": 2627.8, "end": 2628.6400000000003, "text": " That's a double down."}, {"start": 2628.6400000000003, "end": 2629.6800000000003, "text": " We're counting that one."}, {"start": 2629.6800000000003, "end": 2630.8, "text": " I will unban."}, {"start": 2630.8, "end": 2634.1000000000004, "text": " I will unban. No, I haven't seen it bro."}, {"start": 2635.8, "end": 2638.54, "text": " Next. Next, next, next."}, {"start": 2640.1400000000003, "end": 2643.04, "text": " You suck and I banned them."}, {"start": 2646.04, "end": 2648.2200000000003, "text": " You suck and I banned them."}, {"start": 2648.2200000000003, "end": 2651.28, "text": " I genuinely don't know what this is from."}, {"start": 2653.02, "end": 2655.1600000000003, "text": " I don't know what game I was playing or what."}, {"start": 2657.3, "end": 2660.7200000000003, "text": " And then they said can confirm he still sucks."}, {"start": 2660.8, "end": 2669.36, "text": " hold up let's take a look we're gonna go to cell you know we're gonna try to"}, {"start": 2669.36, "end": 2676.6000000000004, "text": " track down this is May 9th at 951 in the morning 951 in the morning that's"}, {"start": 2676.6000000000004, "end": 2686.7200000000003, "text": " kind of shocking no May 9th I was just watching Minecraft"}, {"start": 2690.8, "end": 2692.8, "text": " I was just watching Minecraft"}, {"start": 2694.88, "end": 2702.0, "text": " This was the first week of the tournament I wasn't even playing the fuck that I did"}, {"start": 2703.44, "end": 2705.44, "text": " Brother I wasn't even playing"}, {"start": 2707.88, "end": 2711.48, "text": " Shut up and play Mario. Where's come dog? You know what?"}, {"start": 2714.92, "end": 2716.92, "text": " Shit, I'm allowed to say that"}, {"start": 2720.8, "end": 2728.1000000000004, "text": " I don't think this is all the unbanned form, right?"}, {"start": 2728.1000000000004, "end": 2729.5800000000004, "text": " This isn't a bingo board."}, {"start": 2729.5800000000004, "end": 2730.5800000000004, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2730.5800000000004, "end": 2732.46, "text": " Oh, I thought it was a first-time chatter."}, {"start": 2732.46, "end": 2738.5800000000004, "text": " They wrote two in 2026, February 5th, and then they wrote, Ludwig..."}, {"start": 2738.5800000000004, "end": 2739.5800000000004, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 2739.5800000000004, "end": 2741.1000000000004, "text": " Sucks that cod."}, {"start": 2741.1000000000004, "end": 2742.1000000000004, "text": " Then they got banned."}, {"start": 2742.1000000000004, "end": 2744.42, "text": " Low kitty, my fault, OG."}, {"start": 2744.42, "end": 2746.42, "text": " I understand why I was banned."}, {"start": 2746.42, "end": 2750.0600000000004, "text": " Typing modified slurs is probably not a good idea, but to be fair, he was playing pretty"}, {"start": 2750.06, "end": 2754.96, "text": " bad in that search and destroy match, like legit hard scoping between two targets and"}, {"start": 2754.96, "end": 2758.52, "text": " only killing maybe two people the entire match type bad."}, {"start": 2758.52, "end": 2762.4, "text": " I honestly don't type very often and mostly want to be unbanned so I can gamble chat points"}, {"start": 2762.4, "end": 2763.4, "text": " occasionally."}, {"start": 2763.4, "end": 2767.2799999999997, "text": " Uh, you know, it won't happen again on all that type grip."}, {"start": 2767.2799999999997, "end": 2769.36, "text": " What the fuck is type grip?"}, {"start": 2769.36, "end": 2777.2, "text": " Okay, first off, this maybe counts as slur, because it is a modified slur, but I also"}, {"start": 2777.2000000000003, "end": 2784.0400000000004, "text": " think it's a decent apology most importantly though they're making fun of"}, {"start": 2784.0400000000004, "end": 2790.9600000000005, "text": " my gameplay where is it mad at gameplay that's the one we're gonna use here mad"}, {"start": 2790.9600000000005, "end": 2801.5000000000005, "text": " at gameplay I genuinely am trying my best bro oh my god nice two million"}, {"start": 2801.5, "end": 2808.62, "text": " dollar house and a colon three that is easy that is a first time chatter wait a"}, {"start": 2808.62, "end": 2817.54, "text": " slime ban is bingo a slime ban is bingo dude a slime ban is genuinely bingo this"}, {"start": 2817.54, "end": 2820.26, "text": " is a Ludwig ban"}, {"start": 2820.38, "end": 2825.74, "text": " love you might be buns uninsulted game let me install the game wait is 30 oh"}, {"start": 2825.74, "end": 2830.66, "text": " this was a viewer who was making fun of my rivals be through to skill I said"}, {"start": 2830.66, "end": 2835.94, "text": " 1v1 me right now they said they didn't want to buy the game so they were"}, {"start": 2835.94, "end": 2840.46, "text": " calling me but without even having played the game my bad I'm not a hate"}, {"start": 2840.46, "end": 2845.7799999999997, "text": " watcher my buns common was in jest cuz I had been seeing girl you might be buns"}, {"start": 2845.7799999999997, "end": 2851.2999999999997, "text": " one fun when some funny shit happens in squeak streams didn't translate"}, {"start": 2851.2999999999997, "end": 2855.14, "text": " over well and let copy of my pants down the mouth I get it I didn't back"}, {"start": 2855.14, "end": 2864.58, "text": " of my trash talk but perma for that seems huge no I don't think Ludwig Banz on"}, {"start": 2864.58, "end": 2875.8599999999997, "text": " this one right they have over 1,000 messages so it's a 999 plus chatter I"}, {"start": 2875.8599999999997, "end": 2884.46, "text": " will unban it's okay I guess we are buns wait a squeaks mention also let's"}, {"start": 2884.46, "end": 2888.9, "text": " Let's do Squeaks mentioned because that's I think rarer. I'm gonna mark down Squeaks mentioned. I think that's more rare"}, {"start": 2890.9, "end": 2894.2, "text": " You are so ass okay, why is it would be me to me?"}, {"start": 2896.1, "end": 2899.06, "text": " Fuck there would be me to me"}, {"start": 2906.66, "end": 2908.66, "text": " Sorry for the rage baits"}, {"start": 2914.46, "end": 2930.3, "text": " I don't think truth equals ban fuck right off I don't I don't think this is"}, {"start": 2930.3, "end": 2941.26, "text": " anything I don't think it's anything didn't deserve oh oh oh bingo bingo five"}, {"start": 2941.26, "end": 2950.46, "text": " minutes holy shit it's a world record it's a world record we have a slime band"}, {"start": 2952.9, "end": 2960.46, "text": " wait that's actually insane sub six but we have to find out one final thing before"}, {"start": 2960.46, "end": 2967.5400000000004, "text": " we're done why did slime ban them the sea bass one is never typed in my chat"}, {"start": 2967.54, "end": 2973.06, "text": " although they were previously subbed. They've also been following me for almost six years."}, {"start": 2974.34, "end": 2979.7, "text": " So the question is, what did they do that pissed Slime off so badly?"}, {"start": 2983.94, "end": 2990.1, "text": " They wrote, sorry Tim, it was a bad, unfunny joke, you don't deserve that, sorry Tim."}, {"start": 2997.54, "end": 3005.74, "text": " This could be anything. I mean I saw Slime Band somebody in his chat the other day because"}, {"start": 3005.74, "end": 3009.62, "text": " they said, how are you? And he said, don't fucking ask me that. I'm not trying to be"}, {"start": 3009.62, "end": 3022.46, "text": " your fucking friend. Don't ask me how I'm doing. Okay, what the fuck, dude, what? Dude,"}, {"start": 3022.46, "end": 3024.7400000000002, "text": " I was so ready to be on your side. What is that?"}, {"start": 3026.18, "end": 3032.92, "text": " That's a crazy I couldn't have I'm sorry pause the music. I couldn't have crafted that I"}, {"start": 3033.62, "end": 3037.0, "text": " Couldn't have thought of what that was gonna be"}, {"start": 3040.5, "end": 3044.16, "text": " You got crazy you got crazy fucking thoughts in your head, bro"}, {"start": 3046.54, "end": 3049.3, "text": " Get behind me Tim Tim get behind us"}, {"start": 3052.46, "end": 3058.82, "text": " I'm gonna deny dude. That was fucking crazy"}, {"start": 3061.34, "end": 3063.34, "text": " All right, that's bingo"}, {"start": 3063.38, "end": 3069.34, "text": " That's me. Oh, anyway, congratulations everybody. That is your bingo moment of the day"}, {"start": 3070.1, "end": 3073.06, "text": " That is your unbanned forms of the day. We're done"}, {"start": 3073.94, "end": 3075.94, "text": " easy"}, {"start": 3076.26, "end": 3078.26, "text": " That was easy"}, {"start": 3079.2000000000003, "end": 3085.1400000000003, "text": " That she might be a YouTube short. I don't even know if that was a full-ass video house. We got a world record there"}, {"start": 3086.7000000000003, "end": 3088.7000000000003, "text": " We got a world record"}, {"start": 3091.6600000000003, "end": 3093.7200000000003, "text": " Do another one we might do what we can do in a mile"}, {"start": 3093.7200000000003, "end": 3097.38, "text": " I mean we can do one at the start of every stream. We don't got to beat it into the ground on the first stream"}, {"start": 3097.38, "end": 3099.38, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 3102.38, "end": 3104.86, "text": " Barely long enough for her short says Stadler"}, {"start": 3104.86, "end": 3109.86, "text": " There's actually a video I really wanted to watch."}, {"start": 3109.86, "end": 3112.86, "text": " I don't know if I have enough time."}, {"start": 3112.86, "end": 3118.86, "text": " Fuck, I don't have enough time. I have a sponsor stream today."}, {"start": 3118.86, "end": 3122.86, "text": " I didn't realize how long this video was."}, {"start": 3122.86, "end": 3128.86, "text": " Minecraft drama video? What drama video?"}, {"start": 3128.86, "end": 3133.86, "text": " Please not MrBeast or Minecraft. It was actually neither, but it's just a little too long."}, {"start": 3133.86, "end": 3144.6400000000003, "text": " It's a video called crossing China one cigarette at a time and I want it to watch it."}, {"start": 3144.6400000000003, "end": 3145.6400000000003, "text": " We might watch it tomorrow."}, {"start": 3145.6400000000003, "end": 3157.44, "text": " It might be a tomorrow angle."}, {"start": 3157.44, "end": 3163.02, "text": " The video seems fire because this is the guy that actually inspired not the trip to"}, {"start": 3163.02, "end": 3172.62, "text": " China but my goal for my trip to China because this is the guy I saw a video of him it's actually"}, {"start": 3172.62, "end": 3178.06, "text": " maybe this video right here where he's biking across China and somebody invites him into their"}, {"start": 3178.06, "end": 3182.54, "text": " home to eat which is why I made my goal when I went to China to do that but we'll watch it we'll"}, {"start": 3182.54, "end": 3183.54, "text": " We'll watch it tomorrow."}, {"start": 3186.44, "end": 3188.04, "text": " Can we watch the Luigi video?"}, {"start": 3190.44, "end": 3192.14, "text": " Yahoo!"}, {"start": 3192.14, "end": 3193.34, "text": " Okay, no."}, {"start": 3195.94, "end": 3196.94, "text": " You can't watch the..."}, {"start": 3196.94, "end": 3219.94, "text": " Okay, what did I want to look up pause? I wanted to look up. What was it think think think think think think think think think think"}, {"start": 3219.94, "end": 3223.2200000000003, "text": " I think Ludwig and Slopp, Ludwig and Slopp, this is also 40 minutes."}, {"start": 3224.5, "end": 3226.1, "text": " Mr. Beast is too long. Fuck."}, {"start": 3231.54, "end": 3232.58, "text": " I have a third video."}, {"start": 3237.94, "end": 3240.1, "text": " I'm beginning to watch this video. Let's see it."}, {"start": 3242.7000000000003, "end": 3245.78, "text": " I saw Will, or excuse me, Joe watch a bit of it yesterday and it looked fire."}, {"start": 3249.94, "end": 3258.2400000000002, "text": " It's a video called, I investigated the country where it's illegal to be fat."}, {"start": 3258.2400000000002, "end": 3264.14, "text": " Obviously a little bit of a click bait, especially when you look at the thumbnail."}, {"start": 3264.14, "end": 3269.82, "text": " But I think we've all heard some things about the beauty standards of Korea."}, {"start": 3269.82, "end": 3272.38, "text": " So I'm curious, let's take a look together."}, {"start": 3272.38, "end": 3273.38, "text": " Don't be fat."}, {"start": 3273.38, "end": 3274.38, "text": " Don't be ugly."}, {"start": 3274.38, "end": 3275.38, "text": " Don't be poor."}, {"start": 3275.38, "end": 3276.38, "text": " I'm sure you know, it's like the plastic surgery capital."}, {"start": 3276.38, "end": 3281.12, "text": " Do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience?"}, {"start": 3282.1600000000003, "end": 3284.6400000000003, "text": " This is the Minecraft drama video by the way if you wanna watch it."}, {"start": 3285.38, "end": 3287.04, "text": " It is officially over."}, {"start": 3287.04, "end": 3290.12, "text": " Marla, who was ranked as the number one Minecraft TV viewer on her own..."}, {"start": 3290.56, "end": 3291.58, "text": " I don't know, fuck, sorry."}, {"start": 3291.58, "end": 3292.98, "text": " I'm sorry, I don't know if that's rude."}, {"start": 3292.98, "end": 3295.0, "text": " I don't, um, care. I'm 30."}, {"start": 3295.4, "end": 3297.04, "text": " Uuuum, okay."}, {"start": 3299.6, "end": 3300.8, "text": " Saudi apathize."}, {"start": 3300.8, "end": 3305.28, "text": " South Korea, the world's beauty capital, where being fat isn't just frowned upon."}, {"start": 3305.28, "end": 3308.5600000000004, "text": " That's AI for sure, no?"}, {"start": 3308.5600000000004, "end": 3310.0400000000004, "text": " The art style just looks AI."}, {"start": 3312.6400000000003, "end": 3314.36, "text": " It's hard for me to tell."}, {"start": 3314.36, "end": 3315.52, "text": " You're openly shamed."}, {"start": 3315.52, "end": 3318.2400000000002, "text": " Help owners will clearly say to you, like, oh,"}, {"start": 3318.2400000000002, "end": 3319.4, "text": " yeah, that's no toast for you."}, {"start": 3319.4, "end": 3321.8, "text": " In a country where our parents can feel like currency,"}, {"start": 3321.8, "end": 3323.92, "text": " the pressure to be thin is everywhere."}, {"start": 3323.92, "end": 3327.32, "text": " On billboards, subway floors, and storefront windows,"}, {"start": 3327.32, "end": 3329.7200000000003, "text": " a constant reminder to change and be better."}, {"start": 3329.7200000000003, "end": 3331.5600000000004, "text": " Creating a standard so intense it's"}, {"start": 3331.5600000000004, "end": 3334.6400000000003, "text": " driving a surgeon weight loss drugs, extreme dieting,"}, {"start": 3334.64, "end": 3339.64, "text": " Dude, this is edited like a Fox investigative report."}, {"start": 3340.52, "end": 3343.7999999999997, "text": " Like a local news stations report."}, {"start": 3343.7999999999997, "end": 3345.92, "text": " Potentially something much worse."}, {"start": 3345.92, "end": 3347.7599999999998, "text": " Okay, so I have to get the 75 kilograms?"}, {"start": 3347.7599999999998, "end": 3350.2, "text": " I'm here to find out just how bad it really is."}, {"start": 3350.2, "end": 3351.7599999999998, "text": " Included, I'm here to find out."}, {"start": 3351.7599999999998, "end": 3353.7999999999997, "text": " Everybody, before we get started with the day,"}, {"start": 3353.7999999999997, "end": 3355.7999999999997, "text": " I want to see what level of freak show"}, {"start": 3355.7999999999997, "end": 3357.04, "text": " the locals are gonna see me as."}, {"start": 3357.04, "end": 3358.8399999999997, "text": " So behind me, there's a fat test"}, {"start": 3358.8399999999997, "end": 3360.68, "text": " that are in all the parks in Korea."}, {"start": 3360.68, "end": 3363.0, "text": " They really just said, let's gamify emotional damage."}, {"start": 3363.0, "end": 3364.96, "text": " So whatever I get here is gonna dictate."}, {"start": 3364.96, "end": 3365.8, "text": " Is that true?"}, {"start": 3365.8, "end": 3366.96, "text": " This is in every park in Korea."}, {"start": 3366.96, "end": 3368.52, "text": " That seems like a lie, right?"}, {"start": 3368.52, "end": 3370.76, "text": " How I feel about myself today,"}, {"start": 3370.76, "end": 3372.28, "text": " and probably how I eat."}, {"start": 3372.28, "end": 3373.76, "text": " So according to Google Translate,"}, {"start": 3373.76, "end": 3377.36, "text": " this first one here, it says you're an alien dot, dot, dot."}, {"start": 3377.36, "end": 3379.48, "text": " I mean, I'd rather be called an alien than a fat ass."}, {"start": 3379.48, "end": 3381.04, "text": " So I guess if I can't fit-"}, {"start": 3381.04, "end": 3382.28, "text": " Is it common though?"}, {"start": 3383.28, "end": 3384.72, "text": " Is it in a lot of parks?"}, {"start": 3385.92, "end": 3387.72, "text": " Through this I'm not considered human."}, {"start": 3390.44, "end": 3391.92, "text": " That was very close."}, {"start": 3391.92, "end": 3393.92, "text": " This next one is..."}, {"start": 3394.56, "end": 3396.06, "text": " This is actually common?"}, {"start": 3398.88, "end": 3399.6, "text": " Please, what does it say?"}, {"start": 3402.7200000000003, "end": 3403.52, "text": " That's crazy!"}, {"start": 3407.76, "end": 3409.36, "text": " Oh my god, I'm scraping it."}, {"start": 3415.04, "end": 3416.4, "text": " It's very common."}, {"start": 3419.2000000000003, "end": 3420.4, "text": " This is insane, no?"}, {"start": 3421.92, "end": 3424.62, "text": " But just let somebody buy a scale at home. This is crazy"}, {"start": 3428.44, "end": 3430.44, "text": " It's common over East Asia"}, {"start": 3431.32, "end": 3433.32, "text": " You see I've seen I"}, {"start": 3435.16, "end": 3440.04, "text": " Know there's a shrine in Japan that has something similar, but I mean I've been all over Japan in China"}, {"start": 3440.04, "end": 3441.88, "text": " And I didn't see it one time"}, {"start": 3441.88, "end": 3447.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, we're good there. Okay, so the next one is just chubby. So not as wordy as the other ones"}, {"start": 3447.2400000000002, "end": 3449.4, "text": " But still just as hurtful chubby"}, {"start": 3451.92, "end": 3457.92, "text": " This is changing the breakfast plans very quickly."}, {"start": 3457.92, "end": 3462.92, "text": " Crazy to think that I'm considered chubby in Korea, because I like to think that I'm in a pretty good shape."}, {"start": 3462.92, "end": 3467.92, "text": " So after chubby, here we have average, which I would never be so grateful to be called mid in my entire life."}, {"start": 3467.92, "end": 3469.92, "text": " I would love to be average."}, {"start": 3469.92, "end": 3476.92, "text": " And then we have thin, thin, and then here says skinny, and it looks like they've removed actually one of the poles here."}, {"start": 3476.92, "end": 3480.76, "text": " of the poles here because maybe like it was probably too extreme like I don't even think"}, {"start": 3480.76, "end": 3485.88, "text": " a 90 day fast in a caved in rib cage I could fit through that yeah I mean that's at 15 centimeters"}, {"start": 3485.88, "end": 3492.84, "text": " is absurd your bones should be wider than that because like thin barely my quad goes through that"}, {"start": 3492.84, "end": 3497.96, "text": " and the crazy thing about all of this is that this is literally in the middle of a children's"}, {"start": 3497.96, "end": 3503.0, "text": " park and they're probably gonna see this as a game and you want to beat the game so I just go"}, {"start": 3503.0, "end": 3506.04, "text": " to this and if I can't fit through it I'm gonna do whatever it takes to be able to fit through"}, {"start": 3506.04, "end": 3508.88, "text": " eventually. So I think it just causes a lot of issues."}, {"start": 3508.88, "end": 3511.48, "text": " The dot dot dot on the fattest one I'm covering it a bit. The"}, {"start": 3511.48, "end": 3516.72, "text": " fattest one having a dot dot dot is fucking insane. You're"}, {"start": 3516.72, "end": 3522.84, "text": " really bad. Is it for kids not adults? I mean, I assume it's,"}, {"start": 3523.64, "end": 3527.0, "text": " I don't know. If it's worse, if it's for kids to be clear,"}, {"start": 3527.0, "end": 3533.08, "text": " right? I don't necessarily think that's a great thing to"}, {"start": 3533.08, "end": 3534.7599999999998, "text": " to have at parks for kids."}, {"start": 3535.2599999999998, "end": 3538.48, "text": " Korea has a zero calorie and zero sugar obsession."}, {"start": 3538.68, "end": 3541.92, "text": " And because of that, there's tons of different spots that cater towards that."}, {"start": 3542.22, "end": 3545.94, "text": " So if I want to be able to fit through that tree a little later on, there's"}, {"start": 3545.94, "end": 3547.0, "text": " certain things that we have to do."}, {"start": 3547.04, "end": 3549.56, "text": " So the first spot that we're checking out is the zero store."}, {"start": 3549.84, "end": 3551.84, "text": " So zero calories and zero employees."}, {"start": 3551.84, "end": 3553.84, "text": " This is just having to serve yourself on a place."}, {"start": 3554.56, "end": 3556.16, "text": " This is pretty sick."}, {"start": 3557.72, "end": 3559.84, "text": " I just feel like I found a loophole in my fitness journey."}, {"start": 3560.12, "end": 3560.7999999999997, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 3560.8, "end": 3563.1000000000004, "text": " It's zero calorie ice cream."}, {"start": 3563.1000000000004, "end": 3566.0600000000004, "text": " How is zero calories?"}, {"start": 3567.1800000000003, "end": 3568.28, "text": " How is that possible?"}, {"start": 3568.28, "end": 3569.6200000000003, "text": " That's just water."}, {"start": 3569.6200000000003, "end": 3571.02, "text": " They're doing like zero calories."}, {"start": 3571.02, "end": 3572.1200000000003, "text": " Well actually, hold up."}, {"start": 3572.1200000000003, "end": 3574.38, "text": " If you were to take a soda, a diet soda,"}, {"start": 3574.38, "end": 3575.2000000000003, "text": " and then freeze that,"}, {"start": 3575.2000000000003, "end": 3577.32, "text": " I guess that's a zero calorie snack, right?"}, {"start": 3578.5800000000004, "end": 3581.6600000000003, "text": " Zero sugar, there's zero calorie peanut butter,"}, {"start": 3581.6600000000003, "end": 3583.98, "text": " which sounds like I'd rather have enough allergy to take."}, {"start": 3583.98, "end": 3586.46, "text": " How do you, how is that, how is that as it exists?"}, {"start": 3586.46, "end": 3589.3, "text": " It's that, then a bunch of high protein foods here."}, {"start": 3589.3, "end": 3590.38, "text": " This is sick."}, {"start": 3590.38, "end": 3591.2200000000003, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 3594.42, "end": 3596.5, "text": " I've never seen a Coke Zero Tall Boy."}, {"start": 3597.6600000000003, "end": 3599.6200000000003, "text": " Oh, I have to get that."}, {"start": 3599.6200000000003, "end": 3600.78, "text": " That's so sick."}, {"start": 3600.78, "end": 3602.7400000000002, "text": " I wonder if they have Zero Calorie Pizza."}, {"start": 3602.7400000000002, "end": 3605.82, "text": " Just like cardboard that has a tomato scent."}, {"start": 3605.82, "end": 3608.5800000000004, "text": " 43 gram protein in that, that's a hefty boy."}, {"start": 3608.5800000000004, "end": 3609.42, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 3609.42, "end": 3612.2200000000003, "text": " I swear, I think this must be what heaven looks like."}, {"start": 3612.2200000000003, "end": 3614.9, "text": " There was so many different options of Zero Calorie,"}, {"start": 3614.9, "end": 3616.6200000000003, "text": " Zero Sugar Snacks to choose from,"}, {"start": 3616.6200000000003, "end": 3617.82, "text": " especially Jelly,"}, {"start": 3617.82, "end": 3620.4, "text": " which is often seen as Korean ozempic,"}, {"start": 3620.4, "end": 3622.5800000000004, "text": " providing you with something to fill your stomach"}, {"start": 3622.5800000000004, "end": 3624.7000000000003, "text": " with little to no calories at all."}, {"start": 3624.7000000000003, "end": 3627.2200000000003, "text": " All this unsupervised protein is pretty incredible."}, {"start": 3627.2200000000003, "end": 3628.7400000000002, "text": " Koreans must be trustworthy."}, {"start": 3628.7400000000002, "end": 3630.6600000000003, "text": " All right, so we got a few things from the zero store."}, {"start": 3630.6600000000003, "end": 3633.26, "text": " We got to start off with the zero calorie ice cream."}, {"start": 3633.26, "end": 3634.5, "text": " I don't, like, what is this?"}, {"start": 3634.5, "end": 3636.5800000000004, "text": " Is this supposed to be like great white shark flavor?"}, {"start": 3636.5800000000004, "end": 3638.42, "text": " Like, it doesn't really tell me anything, and I can't."}, {"start": 3638.42, "end": 3640.6600000000003, "text": " It kind of looks fire, like that store."}, {"start": 3640.6600000000003, "end": 3642.38, "text": " Not as a standalone store,"}, {"start": 3642.38, "end": 3644.6200000000003, "text": " but if that was a section at a grocery store."}, {"start": 3644.6200000000003, "end": 3646.42, "text": " I really understand the back of it,"}, {"start": 3646.42, "end": 3649.2000000000003, "text": " but it's pretty in your face about being zero calories."}, {"start": 3649.2000000000003, "end": 3650.84, "text": " So you really can't forget it."}, {"start": 3652.56, "end": 3656.6, "text": " All right, so visually, shark-like as in gray and ominous."}, {"start": 3656.6, "end": 3658.6800000000003, "text": " It looks like meat that's been left in the freezer"}, {"start": 3658.6800000000003, "end": 3660.7200000000003, "text": " for like a month."}, {"start": 3660.7200000000003, "end": 3662.28, "text": " Yeah, it looks fucking nasty."}, {"start": 3662.28, "end": 3663.84, "text": " Smells actually fire though."}, {"start": 3663.84, "end": 3664.76, "text": " It looks like clay."}, {"start": 3666.64, "end": 3668.2000000000003, "text": " Wow, what?"}, {"start": 3668.2000000000003, "end": 3671.0, "text": " Not as offensive as I thought it was gonna be."}, {"start": 3671.0, "end": 3672.28, "text": " That's actually quite good."}, {"start": 3672.28, "end": 3673.56, "text": " There's a lot of flavor going on."}, {"start": 3673.56, "end": 3674.82, "text": " I thought it was gonna be very neutral."}, {"start": 3674.82, "end": 3676.12, "text": " It's very fruit punchy."}, {"start": 3676.12, "end": 3679.24, "text": " It must be chemically when you bite it"}, {"start": 3681.24, "end": 3684.92, "text": " It doesn't taste bad it just doesn't taste like anything really"}, {"start": 3686.08, "end": 3689.24, "text": " Just the outside is very fruity insides nice and like red like that"}, {"start": 3689.88, "end": 3691.38, "text": " but"}, {"start": 3691.38, "end": 3694.18, "text": " If I was on a diet to keep my mouth out of trouble"}, {"start": 3694.92, "end": 3701.3199999999997, "text": " Very good. We're gonna be trying to be pretty heavy jelly present the malnutrition maximizer because there's literally"}, {"start": 3701.3199999999997, "end": 3703.56, "text": " I mean there's nothing in it zero calories"}, {"start": 3703.56, "end": 3706.92, "text": " This is just really to fill volume in your stomach."}, {"start": 3706.92, "end": 3712.6, "text": " What's the life expectancy in Korea?"}, {"start": 3712.6, "end": 3713.6, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 3713.6, "end": 3716.36, "text": " Have a couple of these, like three of them for breakfast and you're good."}, {"start": 3716.36, "end": 3719.7999999999997, "text": " Crazy to think right now as we speak, I'm losing weight."}, {"start": 3719.7999999999997, "end": 3720.7999999999997, "text": " Eating ice cream and jelly."}, {"start": 3720.7999999999997, "end": 3724.08, "text": " There's no calories in it but I'm burning calories talking to you."}, {"start": 3724.08, "end": 3725.08, "text": " Think about that."}, {"start": 3725.08, "end": 3726.08, "text": " I feel like you can't be healthy."}, {"start": 3726.08, "end": 3728.6, "text": " We've got 200 calories, which practically at this point feels like a binge."}, {"start": 3728.6, "end": 3730.7599999999998, "text": " I don't know if I should do it, I kind of feel bad."}, {"start": 3730.76, "end": 3732.76, "text": " I want to fit through that tree"}, {"start": 3734.4, "end": 3741.1000000000004, "text": " Nailed it. There's a chubby boy in Korea and Joanna Muffin running on just 200 calories for the day"}, {"start": 3741.1000000000004, "end": 3747.76, "text": " I headed to another spot built entirely around low-calorie zero sugar option their life expectancy is longer than us"}, {"start": 3747.76, "end": 3749.76, "text": " Well, yeah, I mean we're a low fucking bar"}, {"start": 3751.84, "end": 3753.84, "text": " We are a low bar, bro"}, {"start": 3754.36, "end": 3757.84, "text": " We had that fucking bamboo game in an American park holy shit"}, {"start": 3757.84, "end": 3764.6400000000003, "text": " It's we're in a zero sugar cafe right now where the owner actually invented their own sweet here called swallow"}, {"start": 3765.08, "end": 3769.8, "text": " That's be confused with the Pokemon but as you can see show that's down protein overnight oats"}, {"start": 3770.48, "end": 3774.2000000000003, "text": " No sugar added cream pudding. I got two spoons with my order"}, {"start": 3774.2000000000003, "end": 3777.94, "text": " So I don't know if I'm being fat shame right now because to me this looks like a meal for one"}, {"start": 3778.04, "end": 3783.0, "text": " But maybe she thinks I need to share it the chubby boy over here, but we got the overnight oats"}, {"start": 3783.08, "end": 3787.48, "text": " We got a drink I've given this place multiple opportunities to earn my trust"}, {"start": 3787.48, "end": 3794.84, "text": " So it's sugar-free low calorie and gluten-free so my mouth isn't exactly watering over here, but you never know"}, {"start": 3795.4, "end": 3797.4, "text": " Let's try this open. I don't know. Oh"}, {"start": 3798.4, "end": 3801.66, "text": " It's it's thick just put it in right like that. I"}, {"start": 3803.36, "end": 3806.8, "text": " Love I feel like so many products nowadays are branded as like I"}, {"start": 3807.2400000000002, "end": 3809.88, "text": " Mean similar to this this is obviously an extreme version of it"}, {"start": 3809.88, "end": 3816.0, "text": " But like any Instagram ad I ever get for any food is like fucking maximum protein"}, {"start": 3816.0, "end": 3823.48, "text": " And always using a brand new sweetener and I don't know the science on it, but I can't imagine like alcohol sugars"}, {"start": 3825.0, "end": 3829.14, "text": " Are good for you. I just can't imagine I'm still"}, {"start": 3830.44, "end": 3834.44, "text": " And I saw the Jeff Nippard video and I want to say I trust Jeff never in my life. I"}, {"start": 3835.2, "end": 3841.48, "text": " Trust that man. Whatever he says is true. Okay, and he walks around. He goes as pertains fucking fine"}, {"start": 3842.04, "end": 3845.24, "text": " You would die from water intolerance before as pertain"}, {"start": 3846.0, "end": 3848.34, "text": " It just doesn't add up."}, {"start": 3848.34, "end": 3849.68, "text": " It just doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 3851.98, "end": 3853.24, "text": " I'm not saying he's wrong."}, {"start": 3853.24, "end": 3856.48, "text": " It just doesn't add up to me."}, {"start": 3856.48, "end": 3858.84, "text": " How is it possible?"}, {"start": 3858.84, "end": 3860.32, "text": " What a stick."}, {"start": 3860.32, "end": 3862.96, "text": " If it doesn't fight back a little, I don't want it."}, {"start": 3862.96, "end": 3863.56, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 3863.56, "end": 3867.36, "text": " Because I have this fundamental belief in my system"}, {"start": 3867.36, "end": 3869.32, "text": " that there's no such thing as a free lunch."}, {"start": 3872.12, "end": 3873.08, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 3873.08, "end": 3881.96, "text": " And I feel like a lot of food technology is that it's actually a free fucking lunch."}, {"start": 3883.3199999999997, "end": 3887.0, "text": " It actually tastes good, is low calorie and has zero sugar and isn't bad for you."}, {"start": 3888.04, "end": 3893.16, "text": " And I don't know the math. I'm not a scientist. I don't know the math. I don't look that up."}, {"start": 3895.64, "end": 3899.88, "text": " But to me, that seems like it shouldn't be the case."}, {"start": 3903.08, "end": 3905.08, "text": " I had two Bear Bells today, why are you asking?"}, {"start": 3906.52, "end": 3913.88, "text": " Mmm, the fire. My blood sugar isn't spiking, but my happiness levels definitely are so flavorful."}, {"start": 3913.88, "end": 3917.0, "text": " Swallow needs to be FDA approved ASAP. How many calories?"}, {"start": 3920.7599999999998, "end": 3927.0, "text": " Wow, now we have this coffee drink with a sugar-free foam on the top. It's a buttered pecan flavor."}, {"start": 3933.08, "end": 3941.58, "text": " Scrubbious. So far, we have been given every opportunity to be skinny and no opportunity to blame the food."}, {"start": 3941.58, "end": 3950.58, "text": " After eating, I met up with Korean American content creator Daniel Oh who uses psychology, philosophy and his cross-cultural perspectives to help women build self-love."}, {"start": 3950.58, "end": 3952.58, "text": " So I'm considered kind of like chubby."}, {"start": 3952.58, "end": 3953.58, "text": " He's a fire fish."}, {"start": 3953.58, "end": 3955.58, "text": " Not chubby. You would just be considered like a buff dude."}, {"start": 3955.58, "end": 3960.08, "text": " If you look at the vast majority of like idols, for example, they're really skinny."}, {"start": 3960.08, "end": 3966.0, "text": " I even have a friend who was an idle trainee, but he started working out and he wasn't even like bodybuilder big"}, {"start": 3966.0, "end": 3970.44, "text": " Like he was probably around my size and they were like you can't be an idle anymore because you're too big"}, {"start": 3970.72, "end": 3977.0, "text": " So they actually dropped him from the training program because they were like you're gonna be too big compared to everybody else on stage"}, {"start": 3977.0, "end": 3980.2, "text": " What is the ideal male and female physique?"}, {"start": 3980.2, "end": 3983.48, "text": " I think for men, it's the same anywhere in the world. You got to be tall, right?"}, {"start": 3983.48, "end": 3987.72, "text": " So if you're 180 and above that's like you're considered handsome because you got that going for you"}, {"start": 3987.7200000000003, "end": 3991.4, "text": " Yeah, so will definitely would be considered a handsome guy in Korea"}, {"start": 3991.4, "end": 3996.1400000000003, "text": " But actually I could use this will as an example of like why you would be considered a handsome guy by crazy standards"}, {"start": 3996.1400000000003, "end": 3999.2000000000003, "text": " Yeah, so you also have what's considered like a small face"}, {"start": 3999.4800000000005, "end": 4004.0600000000004, "text": " So in Korean society when they like fucked up eyes and short people"}, {"start": 4006.9, "end": 4010.9800000000005, "text": " Say you're beautiful you're handsome men and women one of the things they'll comment on is like"}, {"start": 4010.9800000000005, "end": 4016.36, "text": " Wow, you're such a small face basically what it means is like if you look at the proportion of your face to the rest of your body"}, {"start": 4016.36, "end": 4020.84, "text": " Like it looks smaller right and so that's what people mean by having a small face"}, {"start": 4020.84, "end": 4023.56, "text": " It has a lot to do with proportions and of course you have like a very"}, {"start": 4025.84, "end": 4031.76, "text": " It's not too different from what the standard would be from then anywhere you go in the world right and then for women"}, {"start": 4032.1200000000003, "end": 4038.6, "text": " This guy looks like a clavicular and chelmo Pete had a kid. All right relax on to the chelmo Pete first off second off"}, {"start": 4038.92, "end": 4040.92, "text": " Not too far off. This is like"}, {"start": 4040.92, "end": 4043.08, "text": " like super strength and standards."}, {"start": 4043.08, "end": 4046.6, "text": " There is like a specific angle of like your forehead"}, {"start": 4046.6, "end": 4050.1, "text": " to your nose and then an angle of like your nose"}, {"start": 4050.1, "end": 4052.4, "text": " to this part of your face right here."}, {"start": 4052.4, "end": 4055.92, "text": " And so like those angles are all like measured"}, {"start": 4055.92, "end": 4057.96, "text": " according to like what's called the golden ratio"}, {"start": 4057.96, "end": 4059.28, "text": " or the Fibonacci sequence."}, {"start": 4059.28, "end": 4064.0, "text": " If you are, I think over 60,"}, {"start": 4064.0, "end": 4066.0, "text": " I would say like four kilograms,"}, {"start": 4066.0, "end": 4068.08, "text": " you're considered like chubby for a-"}, {"start": 4068.08, "end": 4068.92, "text": " 64 kilograms."}, {"start": 4068.92, "end": 4070.0, "text": " Yeah, for a Korean woman."}, {"start": 4070.0, "end": 4071.28, "text": " regardless of the height."}, {"start": 4071.28, "end": 4073.08, "text": " Yeah, regardless of the height too."}, {"start": 4073.08, "end": 4073.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4073.92, "end": 4076.96, "text": " If a woman weighs over 50 kg, she must be nuts."}, {"start": 4076.96, "end": 4077.88, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 4078.96, "end": 4081.12, "text": " I feel like Clavicular obviously is like a pariah"}, {"start": 4081.12, "end": 4082.96, "text": " in the States, like we hear everything he does"}, {"start": 4082.96, "end": 4086.16, "text": " because he's such an anomaly compared to the average person."}, {"start": 4086.16, "end": 4089.48, "text": " It sounds like Clavicular is the average Korean woman"}, {"start": 4090.72, "end": 4094.2, "text": " who is into like beauty maxing."}, {"start": 4096.72, "end": 4098.64, "text": " He's par for the course."}, {"start": 4098.64, "end": 4101.12, "text": " It's tough because nowadays Korean women,"}, {"start": 4101.12, "end": 4104.200000000001, "text": " like they are also conscious of like their breast size,"}, {"start": 4104.200000000001, "end": 4106.280000000001, "text": " but because like naturally Korean women"}, {"start": 4106.280000000001, "end": 4108.84, "text": " just don't have a lot of like subcutaneous fat."}, {"start": 4108.84, "end": 4110.280000000001, "text": " It's hard to get that naturally."}, {"start": 4110.280000000001, "end": 4112.4400000000005, "text": " So one of the most common procedures"}, {"start": 4112.4400000000005, "end": 4115.4400000000005, "text": " that women will get is like breast implants, right?"}, {"start": 4115.4400000000005, "end": 4118.4400000000005, "text": " And it's like, again, sometimes you can kind of tell"}, {"start": 4118.4400000000005, "end": 4120.96, "text": " because it's like you have a very skinny woman,"}, {"start": 4120.96, "end": 4122.72, "text": " but her like breasts are large."}, {"start": 4122.72, "end": 4124.400000000001, "text": " And it's kind of like, how do you get that?"}, {"start": 4124.400000000001, "end": 4128.08, "text": " That's kind of like, I would say the most toxic aspect"}, {"start": 4128.08, "end": 4129.42, "text": " the beauty standard that Korea is now following."}, {"start": 4129.42, "end": 4131.62, "text": " Also of one piece drawings."}, {"start": 4131.62, "end": 4133.0199999999995, "text": " As soon as we started walking,"}, {"start": 4133.0199999999995, "end": 4135.18, "text": " we were flooded with more zero calorie stores"}, {"start": 4135.18, "end": 4137.74, "text": " on every corner, plastic surgery ads everywhere,"}, {"start": 4137.74, "end": 4140.74, "text": " and impossible beauty standards at every turn."}, {"start": 4140.74, "end": 4142.26, "text": " These are the kinds of signs that you see"}, {"start": 4142.26, "end": 4144.14, "text": " in front of every single gym."}, {"start": 4144.14, "end": 4145.9, "text": " I mean, he looks fucking insane."}, {"start": 4147.0199999999995, "end": 4149.9, "text": " Dude, that guy's like got 7% body fat."}, {"start": 4149.9, "end": 4152.14, "text": " Like, talk about a transformation."}, {"start": 4152.14, "end": 4154.72, "text": " Like, I don't think I've ever related so hard"}, {"start": 4154.72, "end": 4157.0599999999995, "text": " to a before side of a transformation in my life."}, {"start": 4157.06, "end": 4160.700000000001, "text": " Like when I see this, I don't see motivation or inspiration,"}, {"start": 4160.700000000001, "end": 4161.9400000000005, "text": " I just see pressure."}, {"start": 4161.9400000000005, "end": 4163.740000000001, "text": " So these ads on the wall,"}, {"start": 4163.740000000001, "end": 4166.4800000000005, "text": " this is not possible to be attained naturally."}, {"start": 4166.4800000000005, "end": 4167.9800000000005, "text": " You can get it naturally,"}, {"start": 4167.9800000000005, "end": 4170.54, "text": " but there are some markers that show"}, {"start": 4170.54, "end": 4171.88, "text": " that it is plastic surgery."}, {"start": 4171.88, "end": 4175.660000000001, "text": " So for example, this angle from forehead to nose bridge"}, {"start": 4175.660000000001, "end": 4177.160000000001, "text": " is kind of what I was talking about earlier"}, {"start": 4177.160000000001, "end": 4181.22, "text": " of that ideal angle that women want."}, {"start": 4181.22, "end": 4183.34, "text": " And then this pointed nose"}, {"start": 4183.34, "end": 4185.860000000001, "text": " and this angle from here to here."}, {"start": 4185.86, "end": 4190.74, "text": " Again, more often than not, you actually need an implant to get that pointy nose"}, {"start": 4190.74, "end": 4196.9, "text": " because it's very rare to see that like just naturally through genetics and then the husky blue eyes."}, {"start": 4196.9, "end": 4202.42, "text": " I don't think I have a pretty nose. I have long-ass nose hairs and flared out nostrils."}, {"start": 4203.7, "end": 4208.42, "text": " I was looking at cuties nose the other day. I think she has the craziest nose I've ever seen."}, {"start": 4208.42, "end": 4214.179999999999, "text": " That ass looks like it's surgically implanted. She's got like a top 1% nose."}, {"start": 4214.18, "end": 4219.66, "text": " And I've never thought about a nose as a beauty standard thing, but I'm just staring at her nose"}, {"start": 4220.66, "end": 4222.740000000001, "text": " I was like, damn you got a beautiful nose. I"}, {"start": 4223.740000000001, "end": 4225.740000000001, "text": " Got a fucked up nose"}, {"start": 4230.38, "end": 4234.900000000001, "text": " What's weird about that she's a breathtaking nose I"}, {"start": 4238.900000000001, "end": 4241.8, "text": " Don't have a nose, but I'm not I'm not saying I have a nose fetish"}, {"start": 4241.8, "end": 4243.96, "text": " I think any part of the body can be beautiful."}, {"start": 4245.08, "end": 4247.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, I can't tell my girlfriend she's a beautiful nose anymore."}, {"start": 4248.52, "end": 4252.28, "text": " Yeah, so the lenses now is to the point where a lot of women"}, {"start": 4252.28, "end": 4255.4800000000005, "text": " will feel self-conscious going out and not wearing lenses"}, {"start": 4255.4800000000005, "end": 4257.96, "text": " because it's just become so, you know, commonplace."}, {"start": 4257.96, "end": 4262.84, "text": " So would you say anime has a big impact on the style and how people look?"}, {"start": 4262.84, "end": 4265.320000000001, "text": " I think it has a lot more to do with Korea."}, {"start": 4265.320000000001, "end": 4267.400000000001, "text": " It's such a trend-driven country."}, {"start": 4267.4, "end": 4274.599999999999, "text": " So if they see, like, oh, you know, this, this influencer that I follow on social media started wearing colored lenses."}, {"start": 4274.599999999999, "end": 4278.0, "text": " Like, I want to do that too. Yeah. And then like trends just move so fast."}, {"start": 4278.0, "end": 4278.5, "text": " So we're walking."}, {"start": 4278.5, "end": 4281.7, "text": " He handled that question well. He handled that question hella well."}, {"start": 4282.5, "end": 4285.5, "text": " Because in his head, he's like, well, fuck it, he's got nothing to do with it."}, {"start": 4285.5, "end": 4289.299999999999, "text": " But he bounced off it real easy, real easy."}, {"start": 4289.299999999999, "end": 4290.099999999999, "text": " Nailed that one."}, {"start": 4292.9, "end": 4297.099999999999, "text": " I mean, look, maybe it's possible that like colored contacts have something to do with that."}, {"start": 4297.1, "end": 4302.56, "text": " like colored context and I wouldn't say anime specifically but in art I don't"}, {"start": 4302.56, "end": 4309.08, "text": " think there's a lot of like very unique eye colors outside of art like that you"}, {"start": 4309.08, "end": 4318.4400000000005, "text": " know I'm talking like the red eyes or the gray eyes but that I mean that spawns"}, {"start": 4318.4400000000005, "end": 4323.22, "text": " back to like I don't know fucking Homer writing about the color of Athena's"}, {"start": 4323.22, "end": 4329.9400000000005, "text": " eyes by a bunch of these markets and the clothing is so small. It's insane. On this tag over here,"}, {"start": 4329.9400000000005, "end": 4336.34, "text": " it says F, which stands for free. So free size is basically the idea that like it's like stretchable."}, {"start": 4336.34, "end": 4340.42, "text": " So if you're a Korean person, you should be able to fit one size fits all. Yeah. But"}, {"start": 4341.3, "end": 4346.58, "text": " as you can see here, it's not a very friendly size for a lot of foreigners. Right. I think"}, {"start": 4346.58, "end": 4350.34, "text": " I'm at a pet store shopping for my dog. Yeah, I was going to say like, I feel like in the"}, {"start": 4350.34, "end": 4355.14, "text": " States I'd see this at like the children's place. Yeah, I think that if I went into a store and"}, {"start": 4356.18, "end": 4362.66, "text": " Hand me a salad or something like that. This is a brandy Melville shape for sure. I don't even think my quad could fit in that"}, {"start": 4362.82, "end": 4366.34, "text": " Yeah, I think that's actually you know, you're right. Yeah, that's like the size of one of your quads"}, {"start": 4367.38, "end": 4368.9800000000005, "text": " That's literally my quad"}, {"start": 4368.9800000000005, "end": 4370.82, "text": " I've had many schnauzer at home"}, {"start": 4370.82, "end": 4375.54, "text": " This we're sitting I think but we wanted to see if the men's clothes had more realistic sizes"}, {"start": 4375.54, "end": 4383.78, "text": " So I kind of want Will to try this one because it says here OF which stands for overfit and it's the idea that like it's a bag gear fit so"}, {"start": 4385.38, "end": 4387.9, "text": " Yeah, I don't know man. I literally can often hit my head through it"}, {"start": 4387.9, "end": 4391.58, "text": " There is a button if you want to unbutton that thing there and see if you could pull it through"}, {"start": 4392.78, "end": 4396.66, "text": " I meant get it on like if a Korean dude was wearing it. It's supposed to be very loose"}, {"start": 4396.94, "end": 4398.94, "text": " But now you just look like a private school"}, {"start": 4398.9400000000005, "end": 4401.18, "text": " Yeah, that's what I was going to say, boy."}, {"start": 4401.18, "end": 4404.26, "text": " That's supposed to be like a bag-year fit, I believe,"}, {"start": 4404.26, "end": 4406.540000000001, "text": " but you make it look like a regular fit."}, {"start": 4406.540000000001, "end": 4408.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4408.02, "end": 4410.06, "text": " I only have to fly halfway across the world"}, {"start": 4410.06, "end": 4411.460000000001, "text": " for my calves to feel above average."}, {"start": 4411.460000000001, "end": 4412.740000000001, "text": " But the fact that this is oversized,"}, {"start": 4412.740000000001, "end": 4413.580000000001, "text": " I kind of feel fat."}, {"start": 4413.580000000001, "end": 4416.540000000001, "text": " Dieting alone can't always get you the body that you want,"}, {"start": 4416.540000000001, "end": 4419.26, "text": " which is why Korea is packed with beauty clinics promising"}, {"start": 4419.26, "end": 4420.700000000001, "text": " to speed up the process."}, {"start": 4420.700000000001, "end": 4422.3, "text": " Hi, we just wanted to see, like,"}, {"start": 4422.3, "end": 4425.820000000001, "text": " if you have like a menu of different, like, fat loss"}, {"start": 4425.820000000001, "end": 4428.34, "text": " options, like, polycystinjection."}, {"start": 4428.34, "end": 4430.4400000000005, "text": " So these are kind of like the fat melting injections"}, {"start": 4430.4400000000005, "end": 4431.28, "text": " that I talked about."}, {"start": 4431.28, "end": 4434.400000000001, "text": " So they got like stuff for double chin over here."}, {"start": 4434.400000000001, "end": 4435.24, "text": " Contour."}, {"start": 4435.24, "end": 4437.56, "text": " Damn, how much is 300 rack?"}, {"start": 4437.56, "end": 4439.56, "text": " It's like a 1000X multiplier, no?"}, {"start": 4443.04, "end": 4444.6, "text": " So it's like $300?"}, {"start": 4446.92, "end": 4448.360000000001, "text": " Pouring for the face."}, {"start": 4448.360000000001, "end": 4451.76, "text": " And it's a 99,001 for a session."}, {"start": 4451.76, "end": 4454.72, "text": " So that would be like around,"}, {"start": 4454.72, "end": 4456.92, "text": " right now with the exchange rate maybe,"}, {"start": 4456.92, "end": 4459.76, "text": " No, not even like $70."}, {"start": 4459.76, "end": 4462.76, "text": " So this is like specifically targeting arms, thighs, abdomen."}, {"start": 4462.76, "end": 4465.4, "text": " It's like very popular because again, it's like,"}, {"start": 4465.4, "end": 4468.88, "text": " it's hard to actually do the work of like eating properly,"}, {"start": 4468.88, "end": 4470.24, "text": " moving properly, right?"}, {"start": 4470.24, "end": 4472.4400000000005, "text": " But it's like, why do all that when you can just melt it off?"}, {"start": 4472.4400000000005, "end": 4475.24, "text": " Yeah, and the proportions that are really like,"}, {"start": 4475.24, "end": 4476.08, "text": " people want to see it."}, {"start": 4476.08, "end": 4476.92, "text": " Is that real?"}, {"start": 4476.92, "end": 4477.76, "text": " How do you melt it?"}, {"start": 4477.76, "end": 4479.08, "text": " I don't really understand a lot about plastic surgery."}, {"start": 4479.08, "end": 4480.88, "text": " What do you mean melt it?"}, {"start": 4480.88, "end": 4482.16, "text": " All right, literally impossible to get."}, {"start": 4482.16, "end": 4483.24, "text": " So you have to do it this way."}, {"start": 4483.24, "end": 4484.64, "text": " That's right, because you can't target fat loss"}, {"start": 4484.64, "end": 4485.96, "text": " through natural means, right?"}, {"start": 4485.96, "end": 4488.1, "text": " You guys want to see a layer of the ampoule, right?"}, {"start": 4488.1, "end": 4490.6, "text": " This is the free lip injection."}, {"start": 4490.6, "end": 4492.46, "text": " One of the most famous,"}, {"start": 4492.46, "end": 4494.36, "text": " fat-melting injection in the world."}, {"start": 4494.36, "end": 4496.32, "text": " Actually, it kills the fat tissue."}, {"start": 4496.32, "end": 4497.16, "text": " Are there other people?"}, {"start": 4497.16, "end": 4498.0, "text": " Some of the people come in."}, {"start": 4498.0, "end": 4499.1, "text": " Where does the fat tissue go?"}, {"start": 4502.18, "end": 4505.0, "text": " It turns it into oil, and then they suck it out."}, {"start": 4506.16, "end": 4508.72, "text": " Jewels think it's hand-gifted, that's yucky."}, {"start": 4508.72, "end": 4511.32, "text": " And pretty young, asking for the stuff."}, {"start": 4511.32, "end": 4512.24, "text": " Yeah, sometimes."}, {"start": 4512.24, "end": 4513.56, "text": " But usually for the tip tip."}, {"start": 4513.56, "end": 4515.44, "text": " Did you ever have any, like, thinner people come in"}, {"start": 4515.4400000000005, "end": 4521.52, "text": " requesting stuff like this sometimes sometimes but I try to tell him to do"}, {"start": 4521.52, "end": 4526.4800000000005, "text": " another thing or a smooth way this is kind of aggressive way to reduce fat so"}, {"start": 4526.4800000000005, "end": 4533.8, "text": " what do you think of Korea's body image culture? Actually I I'd like to because I"}, {"start": 4533.8, "end": 4538.960000000001, "text": " get money from those kind of culture but I don't think today is that super"}, {"start": 4538.960000000001, "end": 4541.76, "text": " dangerous thing because you know purchase from the America or the"}, {"start": 4541.76, "end": 4545.56, "text": " They are really damaging their health."}, {"start": 4545.56, "end": 4549.76, "text": " Ideal culture must be between the European style and Asian style."}, {"start": 4549.76, "end": 4551.16, "text": " What's your opinions on Korea?"}, {"start": 4551.16, "end": 4554.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, I mean, that's not a bad answer."}, {"start": 4554.360000000001, "end": 4559.96, "text": " I mean, because he is going there and obviously like dramatizing the issue, and it is an issue."}, {"start": 4559.96, "end": 4562.56, "text": " But like, what is American obesity at right now?"}, {"start": 4562.56, "end": 4565.16, "text": " 30 plus percent?"}, {"start": 4565.16, "end": 4567.360000000001, "text": " 30 to 40 percent?"}, {"start": 4567.36, "end": 4582.32, "text": " Like we're not exactly the beacons of health compared to Korea."}, {"start": 4582.32, "end": 4583.32, "text": " These standards."}, {"start": 4583.32, "end": 4584.32, "text": " Yeah, so I'm French."}, {"start": 4584.32, "end": 4588.48, "text": " I feel like it's much more standardized in Korea, so yeah."}, {"start": 4588.48, "end": 4591.599999999999, "text": " When you moved here, did you look a lot different than you do now?"}, {"start": 4591.599999999999, "end": 4595.36, "text": " Yeah, so when I moved here, I was overweight basically."}, {"start": 4595.36, "end": 4598.28, "text": " I was kind of a pressure myself to fit in."}, {"start": 4598.28, "end": 4599.5199999999995, "text": " Like in France or in Europe,"}, {"start": 4599.5199999999995, "end": 4601.38, "text": " you would never have, I would say,"}, {"start": 4601.38, "end": 4602.5199999999995, "text": " kind of negative remarks."}, {"start": 4602.5199999999995, "end": 4604.0, "text": " But in Korea, they'll be like,"}, {"start": 4604.0, "end": 4606.92, "text": " I, that's why you're, you know, you're flat."}, {"start": 4606.92, "end": 4607.92, "text": " I think they're a lot more like-"}, {"start": 4607.92, "end": 4609.66, "text": " It's higher than 50% right now."}, {"start": 4609.66, "end": 4610.759999999999, "text": " There's no way, right?"}, {"start": 4611.839999999999, "end": 4613.78, "text": " American obesity rate."}, {"start": 4615.32, "end": 4617.12, "text": " 37%, okay, that's what I thought."}, {"start": 4620.96, "end": 4622.799999999999, "text": " 40.3%."}, {"start": 4652.8, "end": 4656.6, "text": " with how you look because I feel like in North America if someone gained weight you wouldn't really say it"}, {"start": 4656.76, "end": 4661.46, "text": " But maybe you just like think it so here they actually would just tell you straight to your face straight to your face"}, {"start": 4661.46, "end": 4665.900000000001, "text": " Even like when I meet up with my friends and I haven't seen them in a while if like my skin is looking worse"}, {"start": 4665.900000000001, "end": 4669.02, "text": " They'll be like, oh, yeah, you just got some looks like you got some trouble on your face"}, {"start": 4669.22, "end": 4671.74, "text": " If I look a little bit bigger like first thing they'll be like, oh my god"}, {"start": 4671.74, "end": 4675.14, "text": " Your face looks a little bigger than the last time I saw you look like wow wait or like"}, {"start": 4675.4800000000005, "end": 4681.1, "text": " Vice versa you look like you lost weight. Do you like how forward people are in Korea or what do you think about that?"}, {"start": 4682.8, "end": 4702.56, "text": " I feel like, and maybe this is a crazy thought, but the content of a person's character matters"}, {"start": 4702.56, "end": 4704.320000000001, "text": " more than the way they look."}, {"start": 4704.320000000001, "end": 4707.52, "text": " Could you ask her to tell me like the first thing she thinks about when she sees me?"}, {"start": 4707.52, "end": 4708.52, "text": " It's not where I won't get offended."}, {"start": 4708.52, "end": 4711.52, "text": " Can we get a applause?"}, {"start": 4725.52, "end": 4728.52, "text": " We were longtime friends and you saw me for the first time."}, {"start": 4728.52, "end": 4729.52, "text": " What would you have to say to me?"}, {"start": 4729.52, "end": 4731.52, "text": " That's an old proportion of your face."}, {"start": 4731.52, "end": 4732.52, "text": " I lied recently."}, {"start": 4732.52, "end": 4735.52, "text": " It's like 1, 1, and 0.8."}, {"start": 4735.52, "end": 4741.4400000000005, "text": " maybe your like bottom is a bit long if this part my bottom's a bit long that's it like you"}, {"start": 4741.4400000000005, "end": 4748.72, "text": " could get some facial feel skin is it hard to be a girl in korea well i think so there's many things"}, {"start": 4748.72, "end": 4754.64, "text": " that girls need to do to keep their durations i think she's saying that there's like should be"}, {"start": 4754.64, "end": 4760.0, "text": " equal proportions like third third third and his bottom is not long enough it's point eight i"}, {"start": 4760.0, "end": 4764.240000000001, "text": " don't know the fuck that means i guess point eight of what it should be compared to if it"}, {"start": 4764.24, "end": 4765.24, "text": " If it was 1-1-1?"}, {"start": 4765.24, "end": 4778.96, "text": " It's too long, I wonder what point it is."}, {"start": 4778.96, "end": 4782.5599999999995, "text": " We've been walking around looking for interviews, but we were getting no luck with girls because"}, {"start": 4782.5599999999995, "end": 4786.04, "text": " they're all just like, they don't have makeup on, their hair is not done, their outfit's"}, {"start": 4786.04, "end": 4787.04, "text": " not good."}, {"start": 4787.04, "end": 4788.599999999999, "text": " So most of them are rejecting us right now."}, {"start": 4788.599999999999, "end": 4792.5599999999995, "text": " It's like they want to do it, but they just don't feel confident enough to be"}, {"start": 4792.5599999999995, "end": 4793.5599999999995, "text": " on camera right now."}, {"start": 4793.56, "end": 4798.0, "text": " Actually the person we just asked she does have makeup on and she still didn't want to do it because she wasn't confident"}, {"start": 4798.0, "end": 4803.84, "text": " She needs more makeup on. She's been asking girls to do interviews and a lot of them are just like, oh I have no makeup on I can't like is that very just common"}, {"start": 4803.84, "end": 4810.22, "text": " Oh yeah, if you don't like leave the house without makeup on then most of you wear a cap or like a mask to cover your face"}, {"start": 4810.22, "end": 4814.34, "text": " When looking for like a girlfriend like what kind of a traitor you attracted to"}, {"start": 4814.34, "end": 4821.74, "text": " When I look at it from the outside, I think I like people who have a unique and pretty hairstyle."}, {"start": 4821.74, "end": 4830.58, "text": " And when I look at it from the inside, I think I want people who are happy when they are working for themselves."}, {"start": 4830.58, "end": 4833.18, "text": " What's the main reason in your opinion as to why..."}, {"start": 4833.18, "end": 4835.18, "text": " Okay, good answer. I think that's fine."}, {"start": 4837.18, "end": 4840.66, "text": " Big eyes, love work, sure. It's vague, but all right."}, {"start": 4840.66, "end": 4843.06, "text": " Why a lot of people in Korea are so skinny?"}, {"start": 4843.06, "end": 4847.860000000001, "text": " I think that it can be a bit of health for people."}, {"start": 4847.860000000001, "end": 4853.06, "text": " I also think that if you are fat, you can take care of things that are not healthy."}, {"start": 4853.06, "end": 4861.860000000001, "text": " And I think that if you lose weight, you can get back to your efforts."}, {"start": 4861.860000000001, "end": 4872.06, "text": " Do you think the Korean people look at that people in the street?"}, {"start": 4872.06, "end": 4874.1, "text": " mostly that they don't care about themselves."}, {"start": 4874.1, "end": 4877.860000000001, "text": " It's like wrong, but it probably is correlated to a degree."}, {"start": 4877.860000000001, "end": 4880.860000000001, "text": " And they don't care about their family too,"}, {"start": 4880.860000000001, "end": 4884.38, "text": " because a lot of the family members, usually as I mentioned,"}, {"start": 4884.38, "end": 4886.3, "text": " if you're getting a bit of a weakness, say something."}, {"start": 4886.3, "end": 4889.34, "text": " So kind of like you didn't care about the family said,"}, {"start": 4889.34, "end": 4891.700000000001, "text": " or you're not pointing out that you're unhealthy."}, {"start": 4891.700000000001, "end": 4894.06, "text": " Would you associate skinny with being healthy?"}, {"start": 4894.06, "end": 4896.06, "text": " To a certain point, I think it can contribute"}, {"start": 4896.06, "end": 4897.700000000001, "text": " to like better balance because, you know,"}, {"start": 4897.700000000001, "end": 4898.860000000001, "text": " I think having more weight on you"}, {"start": 4898.860000000001, "end": 4901.06, "text": " can really hurt your knees a lot and your joints."}, {"start": 4901.06, "end": 4902.620000000001, "text": " That's one of my problems my parents have."}, {"start": 4902.620000000001, "end": 4904.96, "text": " So I think that kind of weight really,"}, {"start": 4904.96, "end": 4905.8, "text": " if they didn't have it,"}, {"start": 4905.8, "end": 4907.46, "text": " I think they'd be feeling a lot better"}, {"start": 4907.46, "end": 4908.820000000001, "text": " and they'd be a lot healthier for sure."}, {"start": 4908.820000000001, "end": 4910.96, "text": " So would you rather be skinny or healthy?"}, {"start": 4912.18, "end": 4913.84, "text": " Being skinny doesn't guarantee you're healthy."}, {"start": 4913.84, "end": 4916.4400000000005, "text": " Being fat doesn't, sorry,"}, {"start": 4916.4400000000005, "end": 4918.06, "text": " being skinny doesn't guarantee you're healthy"}, {"start": 4918.06, "end": 4920.280000000001, "text": " but being fat does guarantee you're unhealthy."}, {"start": 4920.280000000001, "end": 4921.620000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's true."}, {"start": 4921.620000000001, "end": 4922.9400000000005, "text": " I think being healthy, I mean,"}, {"start": 4922.9400000000005, "end": 4925.580000000001, "text": " I think some of them kind of overlap in some extent."}, {"start": 4925.580000000001, "end": 4926.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4926.42, "end": 4927.700000000001, "text": " But I think being healthy is more important"}, {"start": 4927.700000000001, "end": 4929.9800000000005, "text": " and just living a long and happy life is more important."}, {"start": 4929.9800000000005, "end": 4934.9800000000005, "text": " And do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience?"}, {"start": 4934.9800000000005, "end": 4936.9800000000005, "text": " That isn't true. I think it's inarguably true."}, {"start": 4943.9800000000005, "end": 4948.9800000000005, "text": " I think, okay, it's untrue in the sense that fat is a subjective line that changes per person."}, {"start": 4948.9800000000005, "end": 4956.9800000000005, "text": " And so maybe one person's definition of fat is too broad and would include people who are otherwise healthy."}, {"start": 4956.9800000000005, "end": 4966.9800000000005, "text": " But I think if you have maybe a more accurate term of what that is, then that is unhealthy."}, {"start": 4966.9800000000005, "end": 4969.9800000000005, "text": " Like if we're talking someone who's obese, then that would be someone who's unhealthy."}, {"start": 4969.9800000000005, "end": 4989.1, "text": " I don't think Sumos are healthy. I actually think if you were to look at the life expectancy"}, {"start": 4989.1, "end": 4995.26, "text": " of Sumo wrestlers compared to the country of Japan, they probably do pretty poorly. They're"}, {"start": 4995.26, "end": 5002.3, "text": " wrong. They're powerful. They have a mastery over their body. They're not healthy by any degree."}, {"start": 5006.9400000000005, "end": 5009.5, "text": " I mean, what is healthy, right? Like healthy, I think is"}, {"start": 5012.3, "end": 5019.820000000001, "text": " taking care of yourself to extend, you know, your life. Basically, it's like"}, {"start": 5021.42, "end": 5025.1, "text": " taking your care of yourself in a way so that you can extend your life as long as possible."}, {"start": 5025.26, "end": 5028.14, "text": " to a degree in your control."}, {"start": 5035.6, "end": 5037.52, "text": " A long life is not a healthy life."}, {"start": 5039.6, "end": 5044.6, "text": " I think a long life usually is a healthy life."}, {"start": 5044.64, "end": 5045.68, "text": " Yeah, I know, I disagree."}, {"start": 5045.68, "end": 5047.400000000001, "text": " I think they correlate."}, {"start": 5047.400000000001, "end": 5049.4800000000005, "text": " I mean, you can't have a long life"}, {"start": 5049.4800000000005, "end": 5051.12, "text": " that isn't a healthy life, absolutely."}, {"start": 5051.12, "end": 5060.26, "text": " But usually the healthier you are the longer the life usually I think they correlate. I don't think it's a crazy thing to say"}, {"start": 5064.04, "end": 5068.0, "text": " You can have a long life and be very unhealthy you can have a short life and be very healthy"}, {"start": 5068.599999999999, "end": 5071.599999999999, "text": " But usually the healthier you are the longer life will will go"}, {"start": 5071.6, "end": 5081.04, "text": " I've heard that shopping is difficult too but when you go shopping the shop owners will clearly"}, {"start": 5081.04, "end": 5087.200000000001, "text": " say to you like oh yeah that's more close for you like but the reaction is very obvious and I think"}, {"start": 5087.200000000001, "end": 5092.0, "text": " they feel like that's bad sometimes. Are there any extremes that people do to like look a certain"}, {"start": 5092.0, "end": 5096.64, "text": " way here? I mean I think most extreme one or most obvious one is a classic surgery but I know"}, {"start": 5096.64, "end": 5101.4400000000005, "text": " there's especially with women they go on like really crazy diets back like 10 years ago"}, {"start": 5101.4400000000005, "end": 5104.080000000001, "text": " This is when K-pop idol called IU, I don't know if you know her."}, {"start": 5104.080000000001, "end": 5104.580000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5104.580000000001, "end": 5108.080000000001, "text": " But her, whatever diets were infamous, because like, she, all she ate for the day was like"}, {"start": 5108.080000000001, "end": 5111.360000000001, "text": " one sweet potato, like one apple, like ice cream or something."}, {"start": 5111.360000000001, "end": 5118.6, "text": " So she'd have like 200 calories for the day, and she'd lost like 10, 15 kilos in like two weeks or a month."}, {"start": 5118.6, "end": 5119.68, "text": " And then a lot of people follow that, right?"}, {"start": 5119.68, "end": 5120.68, "text": " Yeah, exactly. A lot of women follow that."}, {"start": 5120.68, "end": 5122.6, "text": " 15 kilos in two weeks, what?"}, {"start": 5122.6, "end": 5123.8, "text": " Yeah, stuff ain't very severe."}, {"start": 5123.8, "end": 5126.4400000000005, "text": " K-pop starvation diets don't just stay in the industry."}, {"start": 5126.4400000000005, "end": 5129.84, "text": " They reshape how people everywhere see food and body image."}, {"start": 5129.84, "end": 5137.4400000000005, "text": " When extreme restriction is framed as discipline and constant hunger starts to feel like progress instead of a warning sign, that mindset spreads fast."}, {"start": 5137.4400000000005, "end": 5149.4400000000005, "text": " With people normalizing under-eating and fearing calories just to chase an unrealistic look, like calling 130 calories a meal or using formulas like height minus 120 as a body weight goal."}, {"start": 5149.4400000000005, "end": 5155.200000000001, "text": " So height minus 120 for your kilograms."}, {"start": 5155.200000000001, "end": 5158.360000000001, "text": " So I'm 183, so it's 63 kilograms."}, {"start": 5158.360000000001, "end": 5159.72, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 5159.72, "end": 5162.22, "text": " Pfft."}, {"start": 5162.22, "end": 5165.72, "text": " I'm a lot bigger than that."}, {"start": 5165.72, "end": 5167.200000000001, "text": " I'm a lot bigger than that."}, {"start": 5167.200000000001, "end": 5168.84, "text": " So I spoke with a K-pop singer who"}, {"start": 5168.84, "end": 5171.120000000001, "text": " had to stay anonymous to avoid backlash"}, {"start": 5171.120000000001, "end": 5173.360000000001, "text": " about what that pressure actually feels like"}, {"start": 5173.360000000001, "end": 5174.360000000001, "text": " behind the scenes."}, {"start": 5174.360000000001, "end": 5176.68, "text": " Do you think there's a lot of pressure on you"}, {"start": 5176.68, "end": 5177.68, "text": " to be skinny?"}, {"start": 5177.68, "end": 5179.52, "text": " Yes, or my friends."}, {"start": 5179.52, "end": 5180.360000000001, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 5180.360000000001, "end": 5185.64, "text": " I don't think so, but they need my friends like that."}, {"start": 5185.64, "end": 5188.6, "text": " Korea ranks very high on grades."}, {"start": 5188.6, "end": 5190.08, "text": " Why do you think that would be?"}, {"start": 5190.08, "end": 5191.360000000001, "text": " Idol culture."}, {"start": 5191.360000000001, "end": 5192.08, "text": " Idol culture."}, {"start": 5192.08, "end": 5195.56, "text": " Yes, they need skinny shape."}, {"start": 5195.56, "end": 5197.12, "text": " What are they?"}, {"start": 5197.12, "end": 5197.96, "text": " I don't know this."}, {"start": 5207.68, "end": 5221.68, "text": " Holy shit. What the fuck is going on in Greenland? Jesus. South Korea is third on the list though."}, {"start": 5221.68, "end": 5227.68, "text": " And second highest for women."}, {"start": 5227.68, "end": 5232.68, "text": " Yeah, I guess that's the eternal winter, no sun."}, {"start": 5237.68, "end": 5240.68, "text": " Who's the lowest? Who's killing it?"}, {"start": 5242.68, "end": 5248.68, "text": " I feel like this is because they're dying by other means."}, {"start": 5249.68, "end": 5255.68, "text": " I don't know how much."}, {"start": 5255.68, "end": 5258.84, "text": " This is kind of a sad thing to read."}, {"start": 5258.84, "end": 5262.04, "text": " This got way more sad than I thought it would be."}, {"start": 5262.04, "end": 5263.56, "text": " Okay, back to the video."}, {"start": 5268.52, "end": 5269.68, "text": " Cleaning face."}, {"start": 5269.68, "end": 5271.96, "text": " So this rates being so high,"}, {"start": 5271.96, "end": 5274.400000000001, "text": " do you think are related to the K-pop culture?"}, {"start": 5274.400000000001, "end": 5275.46, "text": " Yeah, I think so."}, {"start": 5275.46, "end": 5277.320000000001, "text": " So the girl back in the cafe said that she needs to be"}, {"start": 5277.320000000001, "end": 5279.280000000001, "text": " skinny for her fans."}, {"start": 5279.280000000001, "end": 5280.4400000000005, "text": " Does that make sense to you?"}, {"start": 5280.4400000000005, "end": 5281.68, "text": " Oh yeah, 100%."}, {"start": 5281.68, "end": 5283.92, "text": " I would imagine that like a lot of her success"}, {"start": 5283.92, "end": 5290.4800000000005, "text": " gonna depend on her followers and fans, piping her up, sharing her music, and just continuing to engage"}, {"start": 5290.4800000000005, "end": 5294.96, "text": " with their content. But if she were to gain weight and they're just gonna like lose all interest in"}, {"start": 5294.96, "end": 5298.64, "text": " her because regardless of talent, oh yeah regardless of talent because it's just kind of like-"}, {"start": 5298.64, "end": 5305.12, "text": " I see videos on Twitter. K-pop is way weaker on Twitter than it used to be, right? Like obviously"}, {"start": 5305.12, "end": 5311.2, "text": " like in COVID they ran that shit. But I still get occasional K-pop videos. And I do get videos"}, {"start": 5311.2, "end": 5319.679999999999, "text": " a lot from my K-pop stands from both ends of the spectrum like usually actually what I see it's like"}, {"start": 5319.679999999999, "end": 5328.639999999999, "text": " a K-pop idol and it's a video of them and it's then looking like too skinny or too gaunt and then"}, {"start": 5328.639999999999, "end": 5334.16, "text": " I think it's like foreign fans like concerned with just how skinny they appear in like a video"}, {"start": 5334.16, "end": 5339.5199999999995, "text": " dancing or something I don't know any of the context because I don't know really any K-pop"}, {"start": 5339.52, "end": 5346.38, "text": " titles my name, but that's I see that how talented you are it's not like I couldn't find 15 other people who are equally as talented as you"}, {"start": 5346.6, "end": 5352.740000000001, "text": " So if you want to make it you have to be talented and you got to be beautiful and you got to be a great dancer rapper"}, {"start": 5352.740000000001, "end": 5356.9400000000005, "text": " Like that's the industry. So we found a place for lunch called preppers"}, {"start": 5357.1, "end": 5363.18, "text": " Which I'm it kind of sounds like contest prep like you're prepping for something and then the funny thing is it's his preppers"}, {"start": 5363.740000000001, "end": 5369.1, "text": " Diet food not healthy food because I feel like healthy food wouldn't be as much of a draw to go in"}, {"start": 5369.52, "end": 5371.320000000001, "text": " The diet just sounds like more like weight loss, right?"}, {"start": 5371.320000000001, "end": 5372.56, "text": " Yeah, I think you nailed it on the head."}, {"start": 5372.56, "end": 5373.400000000001, "text": " That would be like us too."}, {"start": 5373.400000000001, "end": 5374.92, "text": " And yeah, I think it is for weight lifters"}, {"start": 5374.92, "end": 5377.320000000001, "text": " and I see more and more popping up all over the place."}, {"start": 5377.320000000001, "end": 5380.72, "text": " So a bunch of pasta bowls, rice bowls."}, {"start": 5380.72, "end": 5382.240000000001, "text": " You recommend the double bowl?"}, {"start": 5382.240000000001, "end": 5385.76, "text": " Yes, for me, only the double bowl gives me enough protein."}, {"start": 5385.76, "end": 5386.96, "text": " Combo comes with a drink."}, {"start": 5386.96, "end": 5388.68, "text": " For example, a Mino drink over here."}, {"start": 5388.68, "end": 5389.52, "text": " I think a Mino drink."}, {"start": 5389.52, "end": 5391.080000000001, "text": " That's one of their things that they're known for."}, {"start": 5391.080000000001, "end": 5393.040000000001, "text": " I have yet to try it, but I heard it's pretty good."}, {"start": 5393.040000000001, "end": 5395.360000000001, "text": " So and then they got like protein milkshakes and stuff."}, {"start": 5395.360000000001, "end": 5397.4800000000005, "text": " Protein coffee milkshake sounds amazing."}, {"start": 5397.4800000000005, "end": 5398.84, "text": " Like places like this in North America"}, {"start": 5398.84, "end": 5400.0, "text": " like don't show up."}, {"start": 5400.0, "end": 5400.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5400.84, "end": 5401.68, "text": " I feel like that's because there's like,"}, {"start": 5401.68, "end": 5403.12, "text": " they don't think there'd be enough traction."}, {"start": 5403.12, "end": 5403.96, "text": " Right, right."}, {"start": 5403.96, "end": 5405.2, "text": " So I feel like there's obviously a lot of traction"}, {"start": 5405.2, "end": 5406.04, "text": " and like demand for this."}, {"start": 5406.04, "end": 5406.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5406.88, "end": 5407.72, "text": " I think they don't exist in America"}, {"start": 5407.72, "end": 5412.72, "text": " because the cost, the cost would just be absurd, right?"}, {"start": 5417.08, "end": 5418.52, "text": " It would just be so much,"}, {"start": 5420.2, "end": 5422.84, "text": " like I think there's still an idea of buying food"}, {"start": 5422.84, "end": 5425.0, "text": " that gives you value for your dollar."}, {"start": 5425.0, "end": 5429.84, "text": " And if you were to basically get the equivalent of chicken and rice"}, {"start": 5432.28, "end": 5434.68, "text": " It would be so much more than just making chicken and rice"}, {"start": 5440.52, "end": 5444.02, "text": " I guess like Chipotle sometimes used as like a meal prep"}, {"start": 5446.08, "end": 5449.5, "text": " Panda Express yeah, that's what Christian does"}, {"start": 5449.5, "end": 5456.18, "text": " Christian eats a pan express four times a week and he just gets the fucking teriyaki chicken bowl"}, {"start": 5457.18, "end": 5459.18, "text": " with white rice"}, {"start": 5460.74, "end": 5463.38, "text": " Like for me when I first came to Korea they didn't have shops like this"}, {"start": 5463.38, "end": 5467.98, "text": " So I missed like Chipotle or like Kava because you can get pretty good macros for those even though they have like high"}, {"start": 5467.98, "end": 5471.1, "text": " Sodium, but you know that I think I stuff like this. It's not every day"}, {"start": 5471.1, "end": 5475.62, "text": " You see a fountain drink station where it's only the zero sugar stuff. I think coax your I was water"}, {"start": 5476.14, "end": 5478.14, "text": " It's actually pretty good macros and it's pretty cheap"}, {"start": 5478.14, "end": 5485.72, "text": " Respect that cheers man. Cheers when a place has sprite zero you just know it's gonna slap because this is a rarity like this is a rare"}, {"start": 5485.72, "end": 5490.3, "text": " Party most places have coke zero. Yeah, sprite zero. You don't know how lucky you got it, man"}, {"start": 5490.3, "end": 5492.42, "text": " Wow, I there's this everywhere here in Korea side"}, {"start": 5492.42, "end": 5498.18, "text": " I think the only diet sodas you're guaranteed is a coke or maybe a Pepsi and then outside of that like"}, {"start": 5498.900000000001, "end": 5505.14, "text": " Assume that it was cool and also the fact that this place is 24 hours is insane. Yeah, that's crazy"}, {"start": 5505.14, "end": 5507.68, "text": " I love that. Yeah, I wanted to get the pasta bowl"}, {"start": 5508.14, "end": 5510.900000000001, "text": " But I feel like if I ordered that, it was impossible to get a diet."}, {"start": 5510.900000000001, "end": 5512.58, "text": " Dr Pepper at a restaurant."}, {"start": 5512.780000000001, "end": 5517.34, "text": " I'm saying when you go out at a restaurant is impossible to get a diet."}, {"start": 5517.34, "end": 5517.9400000000005, "text": " Dr Pepper."}, {"start": 5520.9400000000005, "end": 5521.700000000001, "text": " It seems like a trap."}, {"start": 5523.3, "end": 5523.5, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5523.5, "end": 5523.860000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 5525.780000000001, "end": 5527.38, "text": " You want to make sure you mix it all up nice."}, {"start": 5529.1, "end": 5530.3, "text": " Ooh, that's a big boy bite."}, {"start": 5531.780000000001, "end": 5532.62, "text": " So good."}, {"start": 5533.34, "end": 5534.02, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 5534.1, "end": 5536.06, "text": " I like that it's like a, it's a reflective plate."}, {"start": 5536.06, "end": 5540.820000000001, "text": " Mmm, you know, so you get to the bottom of the plate and you can see your skin your reflection when you're done"}, {"start": 5540.900000000001, "end": 5545.660000000001, "text": " What would you say is like a big factor is overcooking that big can't see the reflection. It's not polished enough in"}, {"start": 5546.38, "end": 5550.34, "text": " Korea's low obesity rate. Would you say it's all lifestyle or any like genetic?"}, {"start": 5550.9400000000005, "end": 5557.92, "text": " I think one of the things that people don't know is that in addition to the social pressure that there is to stay thin and stay healthy"}, {"start": 5558.34, "end": 5565.5, "text": " East Asians have a way lower subcutaneous fat cell count than our Western counterparts and this is quite common in Korea"}, {"start": 5565.5, "end": 5567.78, "text": " Well, you'll see like those skinny fat body types, right?"}, {"start": 5567.78, "end": 5571.38, "text": " Well, you'll see men or women that don't look that fat,"}, {"start": 5571.38, "end": 5573.7, "text": " but they have really high visceral fat levels,"}, {"start": 5573.7, "end": 5575.74, "text": " just because there's not a lot of subcutaneous fat"}, {"start": 5575.74, "end": 5576.66, "text": " that can hold it."}, {"start": 5576.66, "end": 5578.34, "text": " So they won't look as big,"}, {"start": 5578.34, "end": 5581.1, "text": " but they'll still have heart issues, diabetes,"}, {"start": 5581.1, "end": 5583.18, "text": " pre-diabetes, insulin resistance,"}, {"start": 5583.18, "end": 5584.38, "text": " like all across the board."}, {"start": 5584.38, "end": 5587.66, "text": " So it doesn't take that much size for a Korean person"}, {"start": 5587.66, "end": 5590.94, "text": " to be equally as unhealthy as like, you know,"}, {"start": 5590.94, "end": 5592.78, "text": " are you a PN based or, yeah."}, {"start": 5592.78, "end": 5593.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5593.62, "end": 5595.3, "text": " I don't know what the fuck subcutaneous fat is."}, {"start": 5595.3, "end": 5602.66, "text": " I'm gonna come very clean so that was a little bit above my pay grade."}, {"start": 5602.66, "end": 5605.66, "text": " Where did you say this bowl is?"}, {"start": 5605.66, "end": 5608.900000000001, "text": " So I had to guess."}, {"start": 5608.900000000001, "end": 5611.900000000001, "text": " I would put it around 600?"}, {"start": 5611.900000000001, "end": 5615.78, "text": " Okay, I was gonna be like around 700."}, {"start": 5615.78, "end": 5617.78, "text": " Have you heard of macrofactor?"}, {"start": 5617.78, "end": 5618.78, "text": " I have it."}, {"start": 5618.78, "end": 5621.1, "text": " It's the quickest and easiest way to track your calories."}, {"start": 5621.1, "end": 5624.78, "text": " And if you don't have a place that has the calories in your bowl, take a photo,"}, {"start": 5624.78, "end": 5626.219999999999, "text": " and it gets pretty close."}, {"start": 5626.219999999999, "end": 5627.0599999999995, "text": " That'd be awesome."}, {"start": 5627.0599999999995, "end": 5629.0199999999995, "text": " So, cool."}, {"start": 5629.0199999999995, "end": 5630.34, "text": " It's an ad."}, {"start": 5630.34, "end": 5631.62, "text": " So, $775."}, {"start": 5631.62, "end": 5632.46, "text": " Isn't that great?"}, {"start": 5632.46, "end": 5633.94, "text": " Yeah, it's pretty accurate."}, {"start": 5633.94, "end": 5636.62, "text": " So, I mean, it tells you all the macros,"}, {"start": 5636.62, "end": 5638.7, "text": " and you just log us here."}, {"start": 5638.7, "end": 5639.46, "text": " That's nice."}, {"start": 5639.46, "end": 5639.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5639.86, "end": 5642.179999999999, "text": " There's also a new feature where you can upload a recipe,"}, {"start": 5642.179999999999, "end": 5644.0199999999995, "text": " including ingredients, instructions,"}, {"start": 5644.0199999999995, "end": 5646.34, "text": " and servings, all with just a snap of a picture."}, {"start": 5646.34, "end": 5648.3, "text": " So if you guys want to try the macro factor app,"}, {"start": 5648.3, "end": 5650.259999999999, "text": " make sure to use code WILL for two weeks."}, {"start": 5650.259999999999, "end": 5653.179999999999, "text": " We're now in Cholno, which is known"}, {"start": 5653.18, "end": 5656.22, "text": " is the obesity drug mecca of the world."}, {"start": 5656.22, "end": 5660.58, "text": " And literally every single building is a pharmacy"}, {"start": 5660.58, "end": 5661.860000000001, "text": " just selling fat loss drugs."}, {"start": 5661.860000000001, "end": 5663.54, "text": " It's actually pretty insane."}, {"start": 5663.54, "end": 5665.900000000001, "text": " So there's a pharmacy right here,"}, {"start": 5665.900000000001, "end": 5668.34, "text": " and then there's a pharmacy right here,"}, {"start": 5669.22, "end": 5671.46, "text": " and then literally like five more feet,"}, {"start": 5672.34, "end": 5674.9400000000005, "text": " there's another pharmacy right here,"}, {"start": 5674.9400000000005, "end": 5677.26, "text": " and then next door is another pharmacy."}, {"start": 5677.26, "end": 5679.5, "text": " And then across the street,"}, {"start": 5679.5, "end": 5681.66, "text": " there's more pharmacies over there,"}, {"start": 5681.66, "end": 5684.42, "text": " Which is like, I don't know why you need this many pharmacies."}, {"start": 5684.42, "end": 5686.18, "text": " I guess the demand is super, super high."}, {"start": 5686.18, "end": 5690.7, "text": " So we are gonna see how easy it is for me to go to a clinic,"}, {"start": 5690.7, "end": 5693.099999999999, "text": " get a prescription, and get some Mugobi."}, {"start": 5693.099999999999, "end": 5695.26, "text": " He read my message spreading this info."}, {"start": 5695.26, "end": 5696.099999999999, "text": " Is it here?"}, {"start": 5696.099999999999, "end": 5696.94, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5696.94, "end": 5698.46, "text": " Stainless is fat under the skin."}, {"start": 5698.46, "end": 5699.3, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5699.3, "end": 5700.139999999999, "text": " He might be busy."}, {"start": 5700.139999999999, "end": 5700.96, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5700.96, "end": 5701.94, "text": " This fat is organ fat."}, {"start": 5703.94, "end": 5705.62, "text": " This is a foreigner."}, {"start": 5705.62, "end": 5708.38, "text": " I want to get Mugobi for free."}, {"start": 5708.38, "end": 5709.74, "text": " What's the name that you use in Korea?"}, {"start": 5709.74, "end": 5716.74, "text": " Well, I just walked in, said my name, gave my ID, and it's good."}, {"start": 5716.74, "end": 5718.74, "text": " Do you have a preference of Igovio or Munjaro?"}, {"start": 5718.74, "end": 5719.74, "text": " What does he recommend?"}, {"start": 5719.74, "end": 5721.74, "text": " Uh, what would you recommend?"}, {"start": 5721.74, "end": 5723.74, "text": " He said that you would have to get a consultation with the doctor."}, {"start": 5723.74, "end": 5725.74, "text": " So I can see him here right now."}, {"start": 5725.74, "end": 5726.74, "text": " Right now?"}, {"start": 5726.74, "end": 5727.74, "text": " Is it a long way?"}, {"start": 5727.74, "end": 5729.74, "text": " I don't think it's going to take that long."}, {"start": 5729.74, "end": 5730.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5730.74, "end": 5732.74, "text": " We're in the waiting room right now for the weight loss drugs."}, {"start": 5732.74, "end": 5734.74, "text": " Everyone in here is also here to see him."}, {"start": 5734.74, "end": 5737.74, "text": " So this is like an ozemic or comparable thing to ozemic?"}, {"start": 5737.74, "end": 5739.74, "text": " You're a doctor, right?"}, {"start": 5739.74, "end": 5744.74, "text": " So, we're gonna have a prescription and we're thinking, it's just crazy here."}, {"start": 5744.74, "end": 5747.74, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 5747.74, "end": 5749.74, "text": " A GLP?"}, {"start": 5749.74, "end": 5750.74, "text": " First time."}, {"start": 5750.74, "end": 5752.74, "text": " One, is that what it is?"}, {"start": 5752.74, "end": 5753.74, "text": " Six foot."}, {"start": 5753.74, "end": 5755.74, "text": " Around two."}, {"start": 5755.74, "end": 5757.74, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5757.74, "end": 5758.74, "text": " 90."}, {"start": 5758.74, "end": 5759.74, "text": " 90, yeah."}, {"start": 5759.74, "end": 5762.74, "text": " Doctors like 90 fat fuck."}, {"start": 5762.74, "end": 5765.74, "text": " We're gonna get you on a double dose."}, {"start": 5765.74, "end": 5766.74, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 5766.74, "end": 5771.66, "text": " Christ, I had one man come in here. He was a League of Legends fan had a tattoo actually of T1"}, {"start": 5771.66, "end": 5775.5, "text": " I forget his name a whale of a man really we have to roll him out the office"}, {"start": 5775.5, "end": 5779.42, "text": " But last case I saw someone that big about the week. That's right. It's right"}, {"start": 5780.62, "end": 5783.139999999999, "text": " After I gave the doctor my height weight and goal"}, {"start": 5783.139999999999, "end": 5788.26, "text": " He implemented my stats into a BMI chart and called me obese in this presentation"}, {"start": 5788.26, "end": 5791.8, "text": " I'm a you will have the sum of these that your BMI index is"}, {"start": 5791.8, "end": 5797.64, "text": " 24.47. And he kept adding lower weights until it put me in the normal category."}, {"start": 5797.64, "end": 5801.320000000001, "text": " If you have the summer weight, it was about 15 trillion."}, {"start": 5801.320000000001, "end": 5808.2, "text": " BMI is like, it's insane that a doctor is using BMI. And I know plenty of doctors do. It's like,"}, {"start": 5808.84, "end": 5811.96, "text": " and I think most people know this. Is there one of the most useless stats ever?"}, {"start": 5812.92, "end": 5816.360000000001, "text": " It is genuinely one of the most useless stats you could possibly imagine ever."}, {"start": 5816.36, "end": 5819.24, "text": " like body fat percentage is so much more valuable."}, {"start": 5819.24, "end": 5830.32, "text": " BMI is just it incorporates nothing outside of a simple linear scale."}, {"start": 5830.32, "end": 5841.08, "text": " The doctor is telling me I have to lose 15 kilograms or 33 pounds without any sort of"}, {"start": 5841.08, "end": 5846.12, "text": " background knowledge of my medical history or even my body composition as fat and muscle"}, {"start": 5846.12, "end": 5850.8, "text": " ratios greatly impact your BMI score and these lax measures are causing serious"}, {"start": 5850.8, "end": 5855.12, "text": " harm and just like that within a matter of minutes I got a prescription adding"}, {"start": 5855.12, "end": 5857.72, "text": " to Korea's major drug misuse problem."}, {"start": 5857.72, "end": 5860.32, "text": " Oh she's asking if you want to get the injection here right now."}, {"start": 5860.32, "end": 5861.92, "text": " No I'll do it. Yeah yeah."}, {"start": 5861.92, "end": 5866.12, "text": " All right so this is pretty insane we've got it super easily within like 10 minutes."}, {"start": 5867.12, "end": 5868.72, "text": " Yeah that's pretty easy."}, {"start": 5868.72, "end": 5875.72, "text": " So the doctor said I need to get to 75 kilograms which now that I'm thinking about it that's below"}, {"start": 5875.72, "end": 5881.8, "text": " My body building contest weight. So I mean, yeah, you're obese there, bro. You for sure need to take some shots"}, {"start": 5883.12, "end": 5885.12, "text": " I'm looking at you dog. Yeah"}, {"start": 5886.88, "end": 5893.6, "text": " Yeah, I think I'm actually you could use it. Yeah, you feel like 168 pounds. Yeah, that's how much I weigh and I'm five eight"}, {"start": 5894.320000000001, "end": 5899.56, "text": " Yeah, yeah, so I don't they don't look at like your body fat percentage is cool like okay height weight"}, {"start": 5899.56, "end": 5904.88, "text": " you're obese and then there's no other discussion about like do you work out"}, {"start": 5904.88, "end": 5909.160000000001, "text": " consistently there's here you go a hundred and fifty bucks yeah I don't think"}, {"start": 5909.160000000001, "end": 5912.76, "text": " he even asked you any questions about your overall health yeah there was like"}, {"start": 5912.76, "end": 5916.120000000001, "text": " no diagnosis he was just like oh you want the drug like okay here's how to use"}, {"start": 5916.120000000001, "end": 5919.240000000001, "text": " it you know here's some side effects to expect and I think they even like"}, {"start": 5919.240000000001, "end": 5923.88, "text": " getting you out of all in America yeah yeah but I'm not gonna do that yeah I"}, {"start": 5923.88, "end": 5928.84, "text": " just got it for a problem I'm not gonna use it I'm not gonna use it it's"}, {"start": 5928.84, "end": 5931.92, "text": " It's probably equally easy to get in America though."}, {"start": 5931.92, "end": 5950.12, "text": " There's like Instagram ads for subscriptions you can get with like a over the phone doctor."}, {"start": 5950.12, "end": 5952.24, "text": " Yeah it'll just cost eventually."}, {"start": 5952.24, "end": 5955.72, "text": " You give in."}, {"start": 5955.72, "end": 5969.56, "text": " I want to do this real quick. BMI calculator. I'm 184 right now. Six foot flat. 184. I'm"}, {"start": 5969.56, "end": 5987.4400000000005, "text": " overweight fuck piece of shit okay fine fine five foot two fine fine fine bro"}, {"start": 5987.4400000000005, "end": 5991.240000000001, "text": " whatever dude"}, {"start": 5999.56, "end": 6027.88, "text": " Oh, is that big kind of washed, right?"}, {"start": 6027.88, "end": 6028.88, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 6028.88, "end": 6033.4400000000005, "text": " I heard that people were using other GLPs."}, {"start": 6033.4400000000005, "end": 6035.7, "text": " Like it's not the de facto GLP anymore."}, {"start": 6051.82, "end": 6054.12, "text": " Yeah, I heard about a red or red of something."}, {"start": 6058.88, "end": 6061.88, "text": " Tell me how to fight to know."}, {"start": 6061.88, "end": 6063.88, "text": " All right, boys."}, {"start": 6063.88, "end": 6065.88, "text": " It is time."}, {"start": 6065.88, "end": 6074.88, "text": " If you guys watched any of tip to tip, you probably remember something that happened consistently through every single episode."}, {"start": 6074.88, "end": 6084.88, "text": " The fact that tip to tip is a 3v3, excuse me, invincible versus is a 3v3 platform fighter."}, {"start": 6084.88, "end": 6094.88, "text": " And since it came out a couple of weeks ago today, we're going to play it a tag fighter."}, {"start": 6094.88, "end": 6095.88, "text": " Oh my God. Oh my God."}, {"start": 6103.88, "end": 6104.88, "text": " It's a bad start."}, {"start": 6105.88, "end": 6108.88, "text": " Anyway, I'd like to thank invincible versus for sponsoring this part of the stream."}, {"start": 6108.88, "end": 6111.88, "text": " Guys, we're going to be playing invincible versus the 3v3 tag fighter."}, {"start": 6111.88, "end": 6113.88, "text": " It came out April 30th."}, {"start": 6113.88, "end": 6116.88, "text": " I believe it's also going to be at EVO."}, {"start": 6116.88, "end": 6118.88, "text": " So we're going to give it a shot here today."}, {"start": 6122.88, "end": 6124.88, "text": " It's out now."}, {"start": 6124.88, "end": 6126.88, "text": " ExplanationPointinverses.com and chat."}, {"start": 6126.88, "end": 6129.88, "text": " If you guys want some information, we should see the game play right here."}, {"start": 6132.88, "end": 6135.88, "text": " I also have a code for somebody who wants to get the game a bit later."}, {"start": 6137.88, "end": 6139.88, "text": " All right, where are, oh, they're there."}, {"start": 6139.88, "end": 6144.04, "text": " there. Oh, next toast is in. Okay. Last but not least, air"}, {"start": 6144.04, "end": 6150.08, "text": " coots air coots in the building. What up? Yo, yo. Hello,"}, {"start": 6150.08, "end": 6154.76, "text": " every buddy. How y'all doing? Good. How are you? How are"}, {"start": 6154.76, "end": 6158.6, "text": " you? I'm doing freaking good. Wait, I have a question. Yeah,"}, {"start": 6158.6, "end": 6162.12, "text": " go ahead. If Sydney got married and she invited her"}, {"start": 6162.12, "end": 6165.08, "text": " wedding, would you go if she invited me to her wedding?"}, {"start": 6165.32, "end": 6169.0, "text": " Yes. You get the invite in the mail right now. She's"}, {"start": 6169.0, "end": 6175.0, "text": " I'm getting married. It's in six months. Where'd you go? Yeah, a hundred percent. Wow."}, {"start": 6175.0, "end": 6179.08, "text": " Wow. Is it a destination wedding?"}, {"start": 6180.84, "end": 6186.52, "text": " Um, well, like I moved out of California. So like you, I would, I imagine I'd probably be"}, {"start": 6186.52, "end": 6191.08, "text": " getting married. No, no, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, like I'm not asking you to go to the Bahamas."}, {"start": 6191.08, "end": 6195.48, "text": " Okay. Cause I had a friend who got married on a Disney cruise. You had to do the seven"}, {"start": 6195.4800000000005, "end": 6202.68, "text": " day cruise to go to the wedding. Oh, I said no. I said no. I, and I like that guy a lot."}, {"start": 6203.72, "end": 6209.240000000001, "text": " Yeah. That feels like I like trying to get to the game, but there's a tutorial, a seven day"}, {"start": 6209.240000000001, "end": 6215.72, "text": " tutorial in the way. Yeah. I called to, I called the island. I said, Hey, can I just fly to the"}, {"start": 6215.72, "end": 6224.6, "text": " island for the wedding? The island is owned by Disney. They said no. Oh my God. That's,"}, {"start": 6224.6, "end": 6237.72, "text": " That's insane. I know I'm a lot. Are you aircoots 98? I'm aircoots regular. I don't I don't think there's a 98 regular aircoots. Not find it. Let me see if I can"}, {"start": 6238.6, "end": 6243.56, "text": " be my seam code. I can not seam code. Yeah, steam code would be great my friend. Thank you."}, {"start": 6244.52, "end": 6245.72, "text": " Jody, I love the song you did."}, {"start": 6245.72, "end": 6256.320000000001, "text": " the one with animal noises and it did like the running sound effect of a cartoon character"}, {"start": 6256.320000000001, "end": 6257.320000000001, "text": " from the 90s."}, {"start": 6257.320000000001, "end": 6258.320000000001, "text": " Hannah Barbera style."}, {"start": 6258.320000000001, "end": 6259.320000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6259.320000000001, "end": 6260.320000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6260.320000000001, "end": 6261.320000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6261.320000000001, "end": 6262.320000000001, "text": " Really put my all into that one."}, {"start": 6262.320000000001, "end": 6263.320000000001, "text": " I could sense love behind it."}, {"start": 6263.320000000001, "end": 6264.320000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6264.320000000001, "end": 6268.12, "text": " There was a lot of emotion actually that we were trying to convey."}, {"start": 6268.12, "end": 6271.320000000001, "text": " So, that's what we're saying."}, {"start": 6271.32, "end": 6274.32, "text": " Oh, can you invite me? Oh, sorry, to Sydney."}, {"start": 6274.32, "end": 6276.32, "text": " Into the lobby, can you?"}, {"start": 6276.32, "end": 6277.32, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 6277.32, "end": 6278.32, "text": " This is ridiculous!"}, {"start": 6278.32, "end": 6279.32, "text": " I threw Kota Jens?"}, {"start": 6279.32, "end": 6280.32, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 6280.32, "end": 6283.32, "text": " Wonderful, I will add you as well."}, {"start": 6285.32, "end": 6287.32, "text": " Are you guys caught up on a mince? It will be real."}, {"start": 6289.32, "end": 6290.32, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 6290.32, "end": 6293.32, "text": " No, it's post-it as homework."}, {"start": 6293.32, "end": 6295.32, "text": " I want TV."}, {"start": 6295.32, "end": 6298.32, "text": " I do not think of you as a TV person."}, {"start": 6298.32, "end": 6300.32, "text": " Wait, I know where you live."}, {"start": 6301.32, "end": 6303.12, "text": " Well, that's crazy. I elaborate."}, {"start": 6303.12, "end": 6306.12, "text": " Media, you seem like you have books."}, {"start": 6306.88, "end": 6308.16, "text": " Did I do well?"}, {"start": 6308.16, "end": 6310.219999999999, "text": " Is that the right thing to say? I mean, that was that was."}, {"start": 6310.219999999999, "end": 6312.32, "text": " Yeah, I didn't think you'd be there."}, {"start": 6312.42, "end": 6316.219999999999, "text": " I thought you'd be the type of guy to be like, I haven't seen Lord of the Rings."}, {"start": 6317.32, "end": 6318.78, "text": " Oh, no, I love pop culture."}, {"start": 6318.78, "end": 6322.0199999999995, "text": " Ask me anything about pop culture, anything. OK, OK."}, {"start": 6324.5199999999995, "end": 6327.48, "text": " Can you name? Can you name three actors from Euphoria?"}, {"start": 6327.4800000000005, "end": 6344.040000000001, "text": " I just like the name you like ss interesting keep going on that"}, {"start": 6344.04, "end": 6348.0, "text": " But you might have friend requests closed so I"}, {"start": 6349.32, "end": 6351.68, "text": " Have too many pending requests hold up. I'm gonna block some"}, {"start": 6354.24, "end": 6357.2, "text": " I'm just like this many times. Oh, no"}, {"start": 6359.88, "end": 6363.4, "text": " Yeah, did it work? Yeah, I believe so"}, {"start": 6365.12, "end": 6368.4, "text": " I don't know why I was able to get you in the first time, but now I'm struggling I"}, {"start": 6369.72, "end": 6371.72, "text": " See it accepted"}, {"start": 6374.04, "end": 6376.04, "text": " Okay, oh"}, {"start": 6377.24, "end": 6383.92, "text": " There you go invite to lobby invite to lobby beautiful amazing and wonderful and I'm in the game"}, {"start": 6385.76, "end": 6389.84, "text": " Okay, how many who's first time is it me?"}, {"start": 6390.4, "end": 6392.4, "text": " Hands up me. Oh"}, {"start": 6392.6, "end": 6394.6, "text": " Okay, let's let's"}, {"start": 6395.16, "end": 6398.72, "text": " Let's pretty play this before she knows what to do before"}, {"start": 6399.0, "end": 6400.96, "text": " Yeah, I played it before I'm gonna be"}, {"start": 6400.96, "end": 6402.96, "text": " If you lose, it'll be embarrassing."}, {"start": 6402.96, "end": 6405.08, "text": " If it makes you feel any better, I was not good."}, {"start": 6405.08, "end": 6409.4, "text": " I lost every single game to Emily Wang."}, {"start": 6409.4, "end": 6410.28, "text": " She's kind of crazy."}, {"start": 6410.28, "end": 6411.76, "text": " Why did you say Emily Wang?"}, {"start": 6411.76, "end": 6413.24, "text": " Like, it was, yeah."}, {"start": 6413.24, "end": 6414.8, "text": " Well, because I just knew that Toast"}, {"start": 6414.8, "end": 6416.4, "text": " was going to have a reaction to that."}, {"start": 6416.4, "end": 6418.32, "text": " But I actually think Ludwood is right,"}, {"start": 6418.32, "end": 6421.8, "text": " and Emily's actually really good at fighting games."}, {"start": 6421.8, "end": 6424.16, "text": " Isn't it funny that there's some people who you always"}, {"start": 6424.16, "end": 6426.68, "text": " include the last name for?"}, {"start": 6426.68, "end": 6426.96, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6426.96, "end": 6428.08, "text": " Emily Wang is one of them."}, {"start": 6428.08, "end": 6428.64, "text": " Emily Wang."}, {"start": 6428.64, "end": 6435.72, "text": " Some of the people are just like scara and then we just have scara. Yeah, like wig. Yeah, it's just a moniker. Interesting"}, {"start": 6436.56, "end": 6438.4800000000005, "text": " Love with your real name, right? Yeah"}, {"start": 6439.200000000001, "end": 6441.38, "text": " My parents thought when I came out is that crazy"}, {"start": 6442.4400000000005, "end": 6445.96, "text": " In a way that they thought thought like that's kind of hurtful. I"}, {"start": 6447.84, "end": 6454.4800000000005, "text": " Think about that sometimes I think that name is cool and unique. It's close to child abuse for being honest, Jody"}, {"start": 6454.88, "end": 6462.320000000001, "text": " It's close bullied growing up. Yes all the time. Yeah. Yeah, but then you like grew up and you're like so cool and unique"}, {"start": 6462.400000000001, "end": 6469.56, "text": " Maybe they called me in the lunch lady in first grade said have them call you Lutty and she made my first nickname"}, {"start": 6470.64, "end": 6472.64, "text": " Because I would cry to the launch lady. Oh"}, {"start": 6473.360000000001, "end": 6474.68, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 6474.68, "end": 6476.68, "text": " Yeah, oh"}, {"start": 6477.8, "end": 6480.8, "text": " Okay, I would recommend going to"}, {"start": 6484.4800000000005, "end": 6487.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, he's probably the one. Yeah, my bad. My bad."}, {"start": 6487.280000000001, "end": 6489.280000000001, "text": " Cool story for that one."}, {"start": 6489.280000000001, "end": 6491.280000000001, "text": " I was talking a lot, and I would be, I guess."}, {"start": 6493.280000000001, "end": 6496.280000000001, "text": " I was just gonna get the show on the road."}, {"start": 6496.280000000001, "end": 6500.780000000001, "text": " So, you can select your loadout and choose who you want to play as."}, {"start": 6500.780000000001, "end": 6504.280000000001, "text": " You can pick three heroes since it's a 3v3 tag fight."}, {"start": 6504.280000000001, "end": 6507.280000000001, "text": " Alright, I'll go in. I'll go in against you."}, {"start": 6507.280000000001, "end": 6509.280000000001, "text": " Okay, let's do it."}, {"start": 6509.280000000001, "end": 6511.280000000001, "text": " I gotta give a shit."}, {"start": 6511.28, "end": 6514.719999999999, "text": " I was wondering, do you King of the Hill style? Winner stays on?"}, {"start": 6514.719999999999, "end": 6515.219999999999, "text": " I'm down."}, {"start": 6515.219999999999, "end": 6515.719999999999, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 6516.139999999999, "end": 6516.88, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 6516.88, "end": 6517.84, "text": " Wait, did I pick my..."}, {"start": 6518.96, "end": 6520.24, "text": " Did you... Yeah, did you select your logo?"}, {"start": 6520.24, "end": 6522.0199999999995, "text": " No, I didn't do shit. I just hit join the fight."}, {"start": 6522.62, "end": 6523.92, "text": " Wait, how can you find this level?"}, {"start": 6523.92, "end": 6525.12, "text": " But where is this?"}, {"start": 6525.92, "end": 6528.759999999999, "text": " Uh, when we go back to the screen, I will let you know."}, {"start": 6528.759999999999, "end": 6530.32, "text": " It depends on what you're playing on."}, {"start": 6531.219999999999, "end": 6533.12, "text": " I've never seen this girl before."}, {"start": 6533.36, "end": 6533.86, "text": " Me neither."}, {"start": 6533.86, "end": 6535.86, "text": " She's a character for this game!"}, {"start": 6535.86, "end": 6536.86, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 6536.86, "end": 6538.0599999999995, "text": " I don't think it's really show."}, {"start": 6538.0599999999995, "end": 6539.36, "text": " Oh, that explains it."}, {"start": 6539.5599999999995, "end": 6540.0599999999995, "text": " She's a..."}, {"start": 6540.06, "end": 6544.700000000001, "text": " I love mental elemental. Do you want a sector like mess around with it?"}, {"start": 6545.9800000000005, "end": 6547.9800000000005, "text": " Okay for that"}, {"start": 6548.18, "end": 6550.02, "text": " Let's grab"}, {"start": 6550.02, "end": 6552.02, "text": " grabs, okay"}, {"start": 6552.700000000001, "end": 6555.1, "text": " One okay light heavy medium"}, {"start": 6556.860000000001, "end": 6558.860000000001, "text": " special"}, {"start": 6560.740000000001, "end": 6565.740000000001, "text": " Okay, that's special and then I think I got you"}, {"start": 6565.74, "end": 6569.7, "text": " Oh, whoa, and then that's how you swap."}, {"start": 6569.7, "end": 6573.179999999999, "text": " Oh, yeah, and then that's how you swap, yep."}, {"start": 6573.179999999999, "end": 6577.0599999999995, "text": " L and R at two at the same time, or is it just L2?"}, {"start": 6577.0599999999995, "end": 6583.58, "text": " Just, for me, it's, oh yeah, L1 if you want to do your top person, and then L2 if you"}, {"start": 6583.58, "end": 6584.98, "text": " want to do your second person."}, {"start": 6584.98, "end": 6585.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6585.98, "end": 6586.98, "text": " It's a 3v3 tagfighter."}, {"start": 6586.98, "end": 6587.98, "text": " Okay, I got it."}, {"start": 6587.98, "end": 6588.98, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 6588.98, "end": 6589.98, "text": " Okay, I'm ready."}, {"start": 6589.98, "end": 6590.98, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6590.98, "end": 6591.98, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6591.9800000000005, "end": 6598.9800000000005, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6598.9800000000005, "end": 6601.4800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6601.4800000000005, "end": 6602.4800000000005, "text": " Is your game happening?"}, {"start": 6602.4800000000005, "end": 6603.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, we're in."}, {"start": 6603.4800000000005, "end": 6604.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, you can't see it."}, {"start": 6604.9800000000005, "end": 6607.9800000000005, "text": " Why the hell am I near?"}, {"start": 6607.9800000000005, "end": 6609.9800000000005, "text": " Easy grab."}, {"start": 6609.9800000000005, "end": 6611.9800000000005, "text": " Ooh, nice grab."}, {"start": 6611.9800000000005, "end": 6612.9800000000005, "text": " Nice grab."}, {"start": 6612.9800000000005, "end": 6613.9800000000005, "text": " I'm really trying to stack it."}, {"start": 6613.9800000000005, "end": 6615.9800000000005, "text": " I don't remember any of my buttons."}, {"start": 6615.9800000000005, "end": 6619.9800000000005, "text": " There's always going to be a light heavy medium combo."}, {"start": 6619.9800000000005, "end": 6621.9800000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6623.46, "end": 6627.14, "text": " Are you two unable to watch this? Oh, I was able to watch"}, {"start": 6628.14, "end": 6631.14, "text": " Out I think you might have to do it"}, {"start": 6635.9800000000005, "end": 6638.18, "text": " Yeah, you are what the heck I'm out of no"}, {"start": 6639.1, "end": 6641.1, "text": " if you grab when"}, {"start": 6641.14, "end": 6643.9800000000005, "text": " I don't know if I'm supposed to grab when you're grabbing and that's what"}, {"start": 6646.26, "end": 6649.42, "text": " Gets me out of it or not. Oh, this is an auto combo"}, {"start": 6649.9800000000005, "end": 6656.26, "text": " Yeah, there's a light hit auto combo. Yeah, you have to grab the same time I grab to cancel I think"}, {"start": 6659.26, "end": 6661.26, "text": " Yeah, let's just combo"}, {"start": 6663.780000000001, "end": 6665.780000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm nasty with it"}, {"start": 6668.46, "end": 6671.46, "text": " Fringe oh no, I"}, {"start": 6672.700000000001, "end": 6678.1, "text": " Don't know if you know this but I used to be one hell of an FTC. Okay, and I'm dead my bad"}, {"start": 6679.9800000000005, "end": 6695.46, "text": " that knocks me on my ass my gosh your range is insane yeah I'm also an obnoxious range"}, {"start": 6695.46, "end": 6697.46, "text": " I don't know mental. Oh, I get it"}, {"start": 6701.78, "end": 6707.66, "text": " How's your anti air fucking good nice good to know okay"}, {"start": 6710.22, "end": 6716.94, "text": " Dude stop oh this guy's sick battle beast. Yeah, battle beast is my favorite character"}, {"start": 6725.46, "end": 6727.46, "text": " Uh-oh"}, {"start": 6729.46, "end": 6733.62, "text": " Good breakout and you're dead ouch"}, {"start": 6735.9, "end": 6737.9, "text": " Oh, oh didn't like that"}, {"start": 6742.9, "end": 6744.9, "text": " Yep back in the comma"}, {"start": 6746.38, "end": 6751.02, "text": " Unfortunate really unfortunate. Oh, he's just bad. He's just bashing my head in his knee"}, {"start": 6751.02, "end": 6752.06, "text": " Back to the grab."}, {"start": 6752.06, "end": 6753.660000000001, "text": " It's right into the back to another grab."}, {"start": 6753.660000000001, "end": 6754.46, "text": " Oh, jump grab?"}, {"start": 6754.46, "end": 6755.9400000000005, "text": " You can't duck the grab."}, {"start": 6755.9400000000005, "end": 6756.820000000001, "text": " OK, but check this out."}, {"start": 6756.820000000001, "end": 6757.540000000001, "text": " Check this out."}, {"start": 6757.540000000001, "end": 6758.540000000001, "text": " Jump grab?"}, {"start": 6758.540000000001, "end": 6759.46, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 6759.46, "end": 6760.5, "text": " And he's going to grab again."}, {"start": 6760.5, "end": 6761.34, "text": " And we're going to."}, {"start": 6761.34, "end": 6762.660000000001, "text": " And we're going to."}, {"start": 6762.660000000001, "end": 6766.18, "text": " That's so way tops up."}, {"start": 6766.18, "end": 6767.5, "text": " Yeah, we only have 90 seconds."}, {"start": 6767.5, "end": 6769.26, "text": " We timed out sudden death."}, {"start": 6769.26, "end": 6769.900000000001, "text": " OK, how does that work?"}, {"start": 6769.900000000001, "end": 6770.9800000000005, "text": " Just 1v1?"}, {"start": 6770.9800000000005, "end": 6774.06, "text": " Yeah, just 1v1 smackaroo."}, {"start": 6774.06, "end": 6774.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6774.42, "end": 6776.820000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, see, because you blocked the whole thing"}, {"start": 6776.820000000001, "end": 6778.620000000001, "text": " and then I blocked the other thing."}, {"start": 6778.620000000001, "end": 6779.780000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6779.78, "end": 6784.5, "text": " now I'm getting smacked in the head and you're gonna grab but I'm gonna grab no no no no that's my next up"}, {"start": 6784.5, "end": 6790.259999999999, "text": " are you done with the grabbing thing? okay done with the grabbing thing yeah we're okay we're we're over that now"}, {"start": 6790.259999999999, "end": 6795.0599999999995, "text": " oh now it's the jump grabger I lied not over that yeah yeah that's crazy yep now it's the jump land"}, {"start": 6795.0599999999995, "end": 6802.82, "text": " attack no yeah no problem welcome to my mixup I can't get in time okay hey what can I say"}, {"start": 6802.82, "end": 6811.42, "text": " You just exploded yeah, you literally just turned into seven different bits. Yeah, I got an achievement"}, {"start": 6811.42, "end": 6820.9, "text": " Okay, let's return to lobby so we can make sure you guys are spectating. I believe you have to"}, {"start": 6820.9, "end": 6828.62, "text": " spectate from here. Yeah, I'm out anyways. I think I just did it too late. Who wants some? Let's be real."}, {"start": 6828.62, "end": 6830.62, "text": " I'm gonna be here all day"}, {"start": 6833.38, "end": 6838.46, "text": " Spectate boom, okay. I'm spectating wait. No, I'm spectating the wrong"}, {"start": 6840.22, "end": 6845.2, "text": " Okay, oh now I can say okay. All right in goes. Yeah. Yeah, we need how did you suspect it?"}, {"start": 6845.2, "end": 6848.3, "text": " Are you guys able to just kill the spectate? Yes"}, {"start": 6849.9, "end": 6853.46, "text": " Yeah, now you're a loser has to go to the winners funeral not negotiable"}, {"start": 6854.58, "end": 6857.5599999999995, "text": " Either it's gonna be a destination funeral. Just so you know"}, {"start": 6858.62, "end": 6861.62, "text": " The Ludwig-Augran Super Cruise Funeral."}, {"start": 6868.62, "end": 6870.62, "text": " I'm gonna need 10 seconds to put a controller still."}, {"start": 6870.62, "end": 6872.62, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you, I'm not gonna bother you."}, {"start": 6875.62, "end": 6876.62, "text": " No, yeah, yeah, you got it, yeah."}, {"start": 6879.62, "end": 6880.62, "text": " That's a five ball."}, {"start": 6882.62, "end": 6883.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6883.62, "end": 6885.62, "text": " Is there a heavy auto combo? Probably is, right?"}, {"start": 6885.62, "end": 6886.62, "text": " Okay, that's the switch."}, {"start": 6886.62, "end": 6889.5, "text": " Alright, let me know when you're ready."}, {"start": 6889.5, "end": 6890.5, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 6890.5, "end": 6893.3, "text": " Is it double jump?"}, {"start": 6893.3, "end": 6899.82, "text": " Yeah, GG, welcome to my autocombo."}, {"start": 6899.82, "end": 6900.82, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6900.82, "end": 6901.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6901.82, "end": 6903.82, "text": " It doesn't autocombo."}, {"start": 6903.82, "end": 6904.82, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 6904.82, "end": 6905.82, "text": " I need the automatic."}, {"start": 6905.82, "end": 6906.82, "text": " I need CISO."}, {"start": 6906.82, "end": 6907.82, "text": " I need you."}, {"start": 6907.82, "end": 6908.82, "text": " CISO, I need you."}, {"start": 6908.82, "end": 6909.82, "text": " No, that's not CISO."}, {"start": 6909.82, "end": 6910.82, "text": " No, that's not CISO."}, {"start": 6910.82, "end": 6912.82, "text": " See, so I need you see so I need you"}, {"start": 6914.98, "end": 6917.719999999999, "text": " No, that's not see so do you know how much bro?"}, {"start": 6927.099999999999, "end": 6932.42, "text": " There's a lot of hopping going on here. Yeah, my character's a double jump character's gonna fire. I didn't take I didn't take that's on me. Oh"}, {"start": 6932.42, "end": 6940.42, "text": " I get both your asses in this."}, {"start": 6940.42, "end": 6943.78, "text": " Good grab, good grab."}, {"start": 6943.78, "end": 6944.78, "text": " Real talk."}, {"start": 6944.78, "end": 6945.78, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6945.78, "end": 6950.42, "text": " Oh my god, it's a close one."}, {"start": 6950.42, "end": 6952.42, "text": " Electricity, electricity."}, {"start": 6952.42, "end": 6954.42, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6954.42, "end": 6956.42, "text": " He's creaking me."}, {"start": 6956.42, "end": 6958.42, "text": " Dude, dude."}, {"start": 6958.42, "end": 6960.42, "text": " Fighting bolt."}, {"start": 6960.42, "end": 6962.42, "text": " You're cringe!"}, {"start": 6962.42, "end": 6964.42, "text": " God damn it!"}, {"start": 6964.42, "end": 6966.42, "text": " Okay, that's fine. I got out of me."}, {"start": 6966.42, "end": 6968.42, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 6968.42, "end": 6970.42, "text": " Fightin' both! Fightin' both!"}, {"start": 6970.42, "end": 6972.42, "text": " Fightin' both!"}, {"start": 6972.42, "end": 6974.42, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 6974.42, "end": 6976.42, "text": " That's what it takes to be on medicine."}, {"start": 6978.42, "end": 6980.42, "text": " Cecil."}, {"start": 6980.42, "end": 6982.42, "text": " He wouldn't beat up an old man."}, {"start": 6982.42, "end": 6984.42, "text": " They're the best men to beat up."}, {"start": 6984.42, "end": 7012.66, "text": " I got a gun. You're just shooting at me. You guys are just about to pop in and you just"}, {"start": 7012.66, "end": 7021.88, "text": " I'm just an old man. I'm just an old man. Yep, and I'm just a fucking battle beast"}, {"start": 7031.08, "end": 7033.32, "text": " I just kind of slowly walk up and fuck them up"}, {"start": 7038.5599999999995, "end": 7040.5599999999995, "text": " You say"}, {"start": 7042.66, "end": 7049.66, "text": " Nice cross up."}, {"start": 7049.66, "end": 7058.66, "text": " Good sweep."}, {"start": 7058.66, "end": 7063.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7063.66, "end": 7069.66, "text": " Come here, bro."}, {"start": 7069.66, "end": 7071.78, "text": " Quit jumping around me."}, {"start": 7071.78, "end": 7074.18, "text": " That'll be as slow as hell."}, {"start": 7074.18, "end": 7075.38, "text": " I'm pretty sure it'll work."}, {"start": 7075.38, "end": 7077.54, "text": " It's R2 if you want to also."}, {"start": 7077.54, "end": 7079.9, "text": " What is R2?"}, {"start": 7079.9, "end": 7081.46, "text": " I think it's R2."}, {"start": 7081.46, "end": 7083.42, "text": " If it's not, I'm pretty sure it's R2."}, {"start": 7088.3, "end": 7091.0199999999995, "text": " He keeps going."}, {"start": 7091.0199999999995, "end": 7092.34, "text": " I don't know if I did it wrong."}, {"start": 7092.34, "end": 7092.9, "text": " Did I use it?"}, {"start": 7092.9, "end": 7094.46, "text": " Oh, did I use meter?"}, {"start": 7094.46, "end": 7098.58, "text": " You did, but you had two bars of meter."}, {"start": 7098.58, "end": 7100.76, "text": " and toasts have like some lobby to use, right?"}, {"start": 7100.76, "end": 7101.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7101.6, "end": 7103.0, "text": " Because your tag will probably use all,"}, {"start": 7103.0, "end": 7105.32, "text": " or I think your autocombo uses some meter."}, {"start": 7105.32, "end": 7106.88, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 7106.88, "end": 7108.2, "text": " All right, Jody, get in there."}, {"start": 7108.2, "end": 7109.5199999999995, "text": " Get in there, get in there, Jody."}, {"start": 7109.5199999999995, "end": 7111.48, "text": " We can't have the king of the hill."}, {"start": 7111.48, "end": 7112.84, "text": " Okay, get in there, take that."}, {"start": 7112.84, "end": 7113.88, "text": " Get in there, Jody."}, {"start": 7113.88, "end": 7114.72, "text": " Get in here, Jody."}, {"start": 7114.72, "end": 7117.36, "text": " Okay, how do I, how do I, oh, we're turned to lobby."}, {"start": 7117.36, "end": 7118.2, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 7118.2, "end": 7121.96, "text": " This feels like, hmm, like I'm the little sister"}, {"start": 7121.96, "end": 7125.08, "text": " being tagged in, but like normally I would be,"}, {"start": 7125.08, "end": 7128.5599999999995, "text": " maybe playing, like you and the controller."}, {"start": 7128.56, "end": 7131.68, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how this feels"}, {"start": 7133.68, "end": 7135.68, "text": " One of the greatest gamers"}, {"start": 7136.4800000000005, "end": 7141.04, "text": " In what in what game are you the greatest? I'm platinum in League of Legends. So"}, {"start": 7146.200000000001, "end": 7151.4800000000005, "text": " I just think the greatest in plaque do not go hand-in-hand I don't think toast is spectating"}, {"start": 7151.4800000000005, "end": 7155.92, "text": " Oh, okay. I got a spectating. No, no, no, you guys kidding. I knew I knew look at the characters"}, {"start": 7155.92, "end": 7160.8, "text": " Jody, I'm doing a beat-off on Friday. If I win I need a beat-off"}, {"start": 7170.72, "end": 7172.72, "text": " What"}, {"start": 7176.56, "end": 7179.16, "text": " Jody you saw the last beat-off the song I made oh"}, {"start": 7181.08, "end": 7183.54, "text": " Yeah, yes. Yes. I did"}, {"start": 7183.54, "end": 7193.0199999999995, "text": " We're running back why am I oh and I need I if I beat you a producer tag from you of my request"}, {"start": 7194.78, "end": 7199.5, "text": " Producer tag of you no no a producer tag from you for me to use"}, {"start": 7201.06, "end": 7204.84, "text": " Me specifically yes, I'm gonna have you if I beat you here. Give me the producer tag"}, {"start": 7213.54, "end": 7215.26, "text": " Actually, I think we just go for it."}, {"start": 7215.26, "end": 7219.46, "text": " Also, I'm down, but like, what do I get if I win?"}, {"start": 7219.46, "end": 7220.3, "text": " What do you need?"}, {"start": 7223.18, "end": 7226.98, "text": " I would like equity in more of a book."}, {"start": 7226.98, "end": 7227.82, "text": " You know what, Judi?"}, {"start": 7227.82, "end": 7228.94, "text": " I don't want to get to worry about it."}, {"start": 7228.94, "end": 7233.94, "text": " I don't think it's gonna come off, Judi."}, {"start": 7235.3, "end": 7236.62, "text": " It's gonna be a moment, please."}, {"start": 7236.62, "end": 7238.86, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, Judi, hold back, hold back."}, {"start": 7238.86, "end": 7241.0199999999995, "text": " So to block, and if I dig in, you have to hold back."}, {"start": 7241.0199999999995, "end": 7242.38, "text": " Otherwise, you get hit."}, {"start": 7242.38, "end": 7244.900000000001, "text": " And then you have to wait for your turn."}, {"start": 7244.900000000001, "end": 7246.5, "text": " So after this, I'm done."}, {"start": 7246.5, "end": 7248.58, "text": " And now you get your turn to hit me."}, {"start": 7248.58, "end": 7250.54, "text": " If I didn't get this game with turns,"}, {"start": 7250.54, "end": 7252.42, "text": " and you have to wait your turn."}, {"start": 7252.42, "end": 7253.46, "text": " So this is my pressure."}, {"start": 7253.46, "end": 7255.78, "text": " And if you block my pressure, then you get your turn."}, {"start": 7255.78, "end": 7258.26, "text": " But you have to be holding back to block it."}, {"start": 7258.26, "end": 7259.54, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 7259.54, "end": 7260.38, "text": " I don't have to tap like."}, {"start": 7260.38, "end": 7262.66, "text": " That's not like a parry, like at press X moment,"}, {"start": 7262.66, "end": 7263.5, "text": " I just get to hold it."}, {"start": 7263.5, "end": 7264.34, "text": " Just hold back."}, {"start": 7264.34, "end": 7266.54, "text": " Hold back down and back also works."}, {"start": 7266.54, "end": 7267.9400000000005, "text": " And then, but then you get an overhead"}, {"start": 7267.9400000000005, "end": 7269.66, "text": " so my down and back didn't work."}, {"start": 7269.66, "end": 7273.28, "text": " So then, if I hold back, try, wait, is it neutral?"}, {"start": 7273.28, "end": 7274.84, "text": " Hit me."}, {"start": 7274.84, "end": 7276.86, "text": " Okay, yeah, so you have to hold back."}, {"start": 7276.86, "end": 7278.96, "text": " So this blocks everything but an overhead."}, {"start": 7281.8, "end": 7283.96, "text": " Oh, I think you can do forward and heavy,"}, {"start": 7283.96, "end": 7285.84, "text": " which may be a circle for you."}, {"start": 7285.84, "end": 7287.18, "text": " It should work."}, {"start": 7287.18, "end": 7288.68, "text": " A circle?"}, {"start": 7288.68, "end": 7290.4, "text": " I'm not gonna press square."}, {"start": 7290.4, "end": 7291.24, "text": " I'm pressing."}, {"start": 7292.08, "end": 7293.12, "text": " You did an overhead earlier."}, {"start": 7293.12, "end": 7293.96, "text": " There's your overhead."}, {"start": 7293.96, "end": 7294.8, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 7294.8, "end": 7295.639999999999, "text": " Whatever that was."}, {"start": 7295.639999999999, "end": 7296.98, "text": " Okay, now you know."}, {"start": 7296.98, "end": 7299.0, "text": " That blocks everything but an overhead."}, {"start": 7299.0, "end": 7304.06, "text": " Yeah, yeah, but and then I see normal back holds blocks everything except for low. Oh"}, {"start": 7304.84, "end": 7309.06, "text": " And how do you do low? Just down down and in any of your moves?"}, {"start": 7309.84, "end": 7311.84, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7312.24, "end": 7317.8, "text": " Okay, it's time to get some equity. Okay. I need all my equity get out there"}, {"start": 7319.96, "end": 7321.96, "text": " Good block"}, {"start": 7322.48, "end": 7324.48, "text": " Okay, that's a grab"}, {"start": 7324.4800000000005, "end": 7328.040000000001, "text": " Square at the same time a square at the same time. I don't have an a wait. What are you playing on?"}, {"start": 7328.68, "end": 7330.68, "text": " Square X. Yes, yes"}, {"start": 7331.200000000001, "end": 7333.700000000001, "text": " Try it. Hey, come here. Yeah, nice. Oh"}, {"start": 7335.72, "end": 7340.8, "text": " Then try your meter my meter. So R1 is dash forward"}, {"start": 7344.88, "end": 7346.88, "text": " I got an R1"}, {"start": 7346.88, "end": 7351.88, "text": " I'm going to press play."}, {"start": 7351.88, "end": 7352.88, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 7352.88, "end": 7353.88, "text": " Good cancel!"}, {"start": 7353.88, "end": 7354.88, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 7354.88, "end": 7357.88, "text": " I'm not even looking at my screen."}, {"start": 7357.88, "end": 7358.88, "text": " I'm looking at the button."}, {"start": 7358.88, "end": 7359.88, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 7359.88, "end": 7360.88, "text": " Do I have an L2?"}, {"start": 7360.88, "end": 7361.88, "text": " You have R1 and R2."}, {"start": 7361.88, "end": 7362.88, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 7362.88, "end": 7363.88, "text": " You're so right."}, {"start": 7363.88, "end": 7364.88, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 7364.88, "end": 7365.88, "text": " I thought that was a P."}, {"start": 7365.88, "end": 7366.88, "text": " It was the Liza."}, {"start": 7366.88, "end": 7367.88, "text": " That's fair."}, {"start": 7367.88, "end": 7368.88, "text": " Oh my god, we're just twinning."}, {"start": 7368.88, "end": 7369.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7369.88, "end": 7370.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7370.88, "end": 7371.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7371.88, "end": 7372.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7372.88, "end": 7373.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7373.88, "end": 7374.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7374.88, "end": 7375.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7375.88, "end": 7380.88, "text": " I'm just running. Mediums are"}, {"start": 7380.88, "end": 7383.88, "text": " mediums are low."}, {"start": 7391.88, "end": 7394.88, "text": " Okay. Oh, time's up. Time's up."}, {"start": 7394.88, "end": 7397.88, "text": " Does it still go to sudden death?"}, {"start": 7397.88, "end": 7400.88, "text": " Even if I hadn't actually killed her?"}, {"start": 7400.88, "end": 7403.88, "text": " Yeah, it just gives her a HP."}, {"start": 7403.88, "end": 7405.16, "text": " No, good grab, W grab."}, {"start": 7407.04, "end": 7409.8, "text": " Eeeh, I can't really confuse when we switch"}, {"start": 7409.8, "end": 7411.400000000001, "text": " because we're exactly the same."}, {"start": 7411.400000000001, "end": 7412.24, "text": " Yeah, that's fair, that's fair."}, {"start": 7412.24, "end": 7414.24, "text": " Please actually not that one, she brings."}, {"start": 7415.64, "end": 7417.28, "text": " Good grab, fuck!"}, {"start": 7418.64, "end": 7419.58, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 7419.58, "end": 7421.04, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 7422.6, "end": 7424.28, "text": " This is gonna be insane."}, {"start": 7424.28, "end": 7426.64, "text": " Autocombo, spam square, Autocombo."}, {"start": 7428.28, "end": 7429.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7429.12, "end": 7435.099999999999, "text": " It's really bringing me back to childhood, I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 7435.099999999999, "end": 7439.12, "text": " I feel exactly how I felt playing against my brother."}, {"start": 7439.12, "end": 7441.12, "text": " Wow, nostalgic."}, {"start": 7441.12, "end": 7445.12, "text": " Oh, glad I'm back."}, {"start": 7445.12, "end": 7450.2, "text": " I'm excited to hear this producer tag."}, {"start": 7450.2, "end": 7451.2, "text": " It's gonna be fantastic."}, {"start": 7451.2, "end": 7453.2, "text": " Did I really just forget that?"}, {"start": 7453.2, "end": 7456.2, "text": " I can't say that in sponsor."}, {"start": 7456.2, "end": 7462.5, "text": " Okay, how how should we do it this time? Oh, I hit really nice. That's nice. You know, we can"}, {"start": 7462.94, "end": 7466.86, "text": " Okay, you guys play each other. I think that would help and it's okay a level of session"}, {"start": 7467.34, "end": 7469.34, "text": " Okay, he's humble"}, {"start": 7477.139999999999, "end": 7479.139999999999, "text": " Okay, I'm a back out how do I back out?"}, {"start": 7479.14, "end": 7480.14, "text": " Okay, there we go."}, {"start": 7482.9400000000005, "end": 7483.9400000000005, "text": " Who won?"}, {"start": 7484.34, "end": 7485.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, who won me?"}, {"start": 7485.740000000001, "end": 7486.740000000001, "text": " Hop in, hop in."}, {"start": 7486.740000000001, "end": 7487.740000000001, "text": " Me, me, Jody."}, {"start": 7487.740000000001, "end": 7488.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7488.740000000001, "end": 7489.740000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7489.740000000001, "end": 7490.740000000001, "text": " Can you invite me to lobby again?"}, {"start": 7490.740000000001, "end": 7491.740000000001, "text": " I'm done practicing."}, {"start": 7491.740000000001, "end": 7492.740000000001, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 7492.740000000001, "end": 7495.240000000001, "text": " Some bubbly bee, bubbly boo."}, {"start": 7495.240000000001, "end": 7496.240000000001, "text": " Press that button."}, {"start": 7496.240000000001, "end": 7497.240000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7497.240000000001, "end": 7498.240000000001, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 7498.240000000001, "end": 7499.240000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7499.240000000001, "end": 7500.240000000001, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 7503.240000000001, "end": 7504.240000000001, "text": " I feel safe."}, {"start": 7506.240000000001, "end": 7507.740000000001, "text": " Dude, I am fucking kicking your ass."}, {"start": 7507.740000000001, "end": 7508.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm inspected."}, {"start": 7508.74, "end": 7512.66, "text": " So hold up. This game's kind of easy. No, it's just you can just do um"}, {"start": 7513.3, "end": 7516.9, "text": " You can just do square for auto combo and then mix up grab"}, {"start": 7517.86, "end": 7522.5, "text": " What's the point of heavy and medium mediums? You're low is heavy your overhand"}, {"start": 7523.94, "end": 7525.94, "text": " There's not an auto combo for those though"}, {"start": 7527.219999999999, "end": 7530.74, "text": " Maybe you just can do an input combo. I don't know how to do supers yet"}, {"start": 7533.62, "end": 7535.62, "text": " So what are all these other buttons?"}, {"start": 7535.62, "end": 7538.7, "text": " Okay, I'm just going to get labored with a combo."}, {"start": 7538.7, "end": 7540.62, "text": " Square, if you get a hit, you just mash it."}, {"start": 7540.62, "end": 7542.42, "text": " It's an auto combo."}, {"start": 7542.42, "end": 7545.82, "text": " And then you can use R1 to dash forward and backwards."}, {"start": 7545.82, "end": 7547.98, "text": " And then you just need to be mixing up"}, {"start": 7547.98, "end": 7552.98, "text": " when it's your turn, smashing square, or grabbing."}, {"start": 7553.22, "end": 7554.0599999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7554.0599999999995, "end": 7555.58, "text": " And I think that should win you most games."}, {"start": 7555.58, "end": 7557.9, "text": " And then if you have meter, or you're getting attacked,"}, {"start": 7557.9, "end": 7559.3, "text": " you press L1."}, {"start": 7559.3, "end": 7561.58, "text": " And then that will bring in your tag"}, {"start": 7561.58, "end": 7562.98, "text": " to break out of a combo."}, {"start": 7564.18, "end": 7565.22, "text": " This is crazy neutral."}, {"start": 7565.22, "end": 7566.780000000001, "text": " This is crazy neutral right now."}, {"start": 7566.780000000001, "end": 7569.18, "text": " Yeah, look at that low."}, {"start": 7569.18, "end": 7570.54, "text": " Look at that low in that knockup."}, {"start": 7570.54, "end": 7571.58, "text": " No follow up."}, {"start": 7574.02, "end": 7575.740000000001, "text": " You unblock too early, you unblock too early."}, {"start": 7575.740000000001, "end": 7577.04, "text": " Remember, wait your turn."}, {"start": 7579.42, "end": 7580.38, "text": " Your blocks, your turn, your turn."}, {"start": 7580.38, "end": 7581.22, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7581.22, "end": 7582.06, "text": " How do you know it's your turn?"}, {"start": 7582.06, "end": 7583.38, "text": " You kinda have to know the character's combo."}, {"start": 7583.38, "end": 7584.22, "text": " Just when they're done with the combo."}, {"start": 7584.22, "end": 7585.06, "text": " I see, I see, I see."}, {"start": 7585.06, "end": 7585.900000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7585.900000000001, "end": 7588.5, "text": " Like you see like one, two, three, four, and then,"}, {"start": 7588.5, "end": 7589.34, "text": " but that was my auto."}, {"start": 7589.34, "end": 7590.18, "text": " Oh, nice block."}, {"start": 7590.18, "end": 7591.02, "text": " So now you go, now you go."}, {"start": 7591.02, "end": 7591.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7591.860000000001, "end": 7592.7, "text": " Yeah, now it's your turn."}, {"start": 7592.7, "end": 7593.54, "text": " Square, square, square."}, {"start": 7593.54, "end": 7595.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7599.82, "end": 7601.82, "text": " Your block"}, {"start": 7601.9, "end": 7603.9, "text": " Just trying to get them so they don't unblock"}, {"start": 7604.46, "end": 7608.4, "text": " You are the moment where they don't block usually at the end of a combo"}, {"start": 7608.78, "end": 7614.54, "text": " The game is built in a way that they have some recovery time and then you have the option to pressure them"}, {"start": 7617.86, "end": 7619.86, "text": " That's not my"}, {"start": 7619.860000000001, "end": 7621.9400000000005, "text": " Is that triangle, triangle, triangle, square, square, square?"}, {"start": 7621.9400000000005, "end": 7622.540000000001, "text": " Yeah, triangle."}, {"start": 7622.540000000001, "end": 7624.3, "text": " How do you know what I'm doing?"}, {"start": 7624.3, "end": 7627.02, "text": " Because it was your, I, because I looked like you were mashing."}, {"start": 7627.02, "end": 7628.9800000000005, "text": " I looked like you were mashing."}, {"start": 7628.9800000000005, "end": 7633.660000000001, "text": " I was, I was absolutely mashing."}, {"start": 7633.660000000001, "end": 7635.740000000001, "text": " A Dash 4 grab destroys her, I'm just saying."}, {"start": 7635.740000000001, "end": 7638.3, "text": " Oh wait, that's what I was just trying to do, I forgot to grab."}, {"start": 7638.3, "end": 7639.740000000001, "text": " Whoa, you're kind of like the guy."}, {"start": 7639.740000000001, "end": 7641.1, "text": " Yeah, I can tell, I can tell."}, {"start": 7641.1, "end": 7641.860000000001, "text": " Good block there."}, {"start": 7644.700000000001, "end": 7646.34, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7646.34, "end": 7646.860000000001, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 7646.860000000001, "end": 7648.580000000001, "text": " Dash 4 to assist, Dash 4 to assist, it'll work."}, {"start": 7650.540000000001, "end": 7653.540000000001, "text": " It worked for the wrong I was thinking you would try"}, {"start": 7655.540000000001, "end": 7657.700000000001, "text": " Giant ball of fire that's really slow"}, {"start": 7659.380000000001, "end": 7661.380000000001, "text": " Good block the block"}, {"start": 7664.9800000000005, "end": 7667.620000000001, "text": " Yeah, take a little stage presence you don't you don't want to be against the wall"}, {"start": 7667.620000000001, "end": 7670.76, "text": " It's the scariest place to be in a fighting game. I see I see nice"}, {"start": 7671.460000000001, "end": 7673.460000000001, "text": " That's good turns over. Oh"}, {"start": 7673.620000000001, "end": 7675.620000000001, "text": " Okay, I should grab a spire"}, {"start": 7676.34, "end": 7682.18, "text": " Good assist. Oh, that's it. You have to dash it on that. I can't remember which one. R1, R1."}, {"start": 7690.0199999999995, "end": 7694.74, "text": " Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, yes!"}, {"start": 7695.66, "end": 7697.66, "text": " You're not done though."}, {"start": 7700.18, "end": 7702.18, "text": " You're not done though."}, {"start": 7705.62, "end": 7708.62, "text": " You could have dash grabbed and just run a little far."}, {"start": 7712.62, "end": 7713.62, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 7721.62, "end": 7724.62, "text": " Two comps."}, {"start": 7724.62, "end": 7727.62, "text": " Okay, you've nailed dash in auto combo. You've nailed it."}, {"start": 7727.62, "end": 7729.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7732.0599999999995, "end": 7738.5, "text": " Offward try an R2 R2 heavy R2 circle circle"}, {"start": 7744.54, "end": 7748.74, "text": " Do take it easy man, I'm dying here. So you're gonna go it's he"}, {"start": 7749.82, "end": 7751.82, "text": " Yeah, we're not the sudden death it"}, {"start": 7752.38, "end": 7756.9, "text": " Why she circle? I don't know that. Oh that's a little like random swing"}, {"start": 7757.62, "end": 7759.62, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7762.14, "end": 7764.14, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 7764.46, "end": 7766.46, "text": " One"}, {"start": 7769.18, "end": 7771.18, "text": " Here it is here it is"}, {"start": 7772.18, "end": 7778.5, "text": " Five meter instantly for that did more help I guess because I had more help. Yeah, that's actually a cool balancing. Oh"}, {"start": 7779.46, "end": 7781.46, "text": " My god, you're getting your ass. Oh my god"}, {"start": 7782.099999999999, "end": 7786.24, "text": " The auto-pom was crazy. What button is my square?"}, {"start": 7787.62, "end": 7789.62, "text": " It's it's not whatever your line of check is"}, {"start": 7792.5, "end": 7798.36, "text": " Like it all right yeah, I'm trying to find you but nothing was happening, so I don't really get there's R2 light R2 heavy"}, {"start": 7798.36, "end": 7800.36, "text": " R2 medium I think"}, {"start": 7800.78, "end": 7803.46, "text": " Okay, oh your house the clean your house"}, {"start": 7803.46, "end": 7807.0199999999995, "text": " I'm so confused. Yeah, you're using a level one right now"}, {"start": 7809.0199999999995, "end": 7811.0199999999995, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7817.62, "end": 7821.22, "text": " Damn and cocky about it. Okay. Let me look it up invincible"}, {"start": 7826.22, "end": 7833.7, "text": " Spamming to get my old top standing there in neutral. Yeah, you were just standing there"}, {"start": 7834.22, "end": 7839.66, "text": " Yeah, I'm just standing there because nothing's happening, but I have I have max bar"}, {"start": 7840.42, "end": 7842.42, "text": " Wait, do I play against host?"}, {"start": 7847.62, "end": 7851.74, "text": " Oh quarter circle forward"}, {"start": 7854.74, "end": 7861.46, "text": " It's different per character, I think it looks like it's quarter forward heavy though kind of works for most characters"}, {"start": 7865.38, "end": 7871.66, "text": " I just press one button and I would oh, I just looked it up. I haven't played it yet. You see"}, {"start": 7873.18, "end": 7876.22, "text": " You don't have full light out the Viltrum Empire"}, {"start": 7877.62, "end": 7879.62, "text": " I don't know why that was so funny."}, {"start": 7883.62, "end": 7884.62, "text": " Chad, who's a gamer? Who knows?"}, {"start": 7884.62, "end": 7886.62, "text": " I can fl- Wait, I can fl-"}, {"start": 7886.62, "end": 7887.62, "text": " Who knows what's in here?"}, {"start": 7888.62, "end": 7889.62, "text": " Like, oh, true."}, {"start": 7889.62, "end": 7890.62, "text": " How did you come up with that?"}, {"start": 7893.62, "end": 7895.62, "text": " R2 circle plus X."}, {"start": 7896.62, "end": 7897.62, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 7897.62, "end": 7898.62, "text": " I'm hearing word."}, {"start": 7898.62, "end": 7902.62, "text": " Your super is R2 plus circle plus X."}, {"start": 7904.62, "end": 7905.62, "text": " Or A and B."}, {"start": 7905.62, "end": 7906.62, "text": " That is right."}, {"start": 7906.62, "end": 7913.9, "text": " right yes that is right are two circle all three buttons yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 7913.9, "end": 7917.099999999999, "text": " but but when you have meter you have no meter in the bottom left you can see"}, {"start": 7917.099999999999, "end": 7919.34, "text": " your meter"}, {"start": 7922.62, "end": 7932.9, "text": " damn that's a great shimmy that was a great shimmy toast I don't know either I"}, {"start": 7932.900000000001, "end": 7935.3, "text": " I think you like teched in air and then got a counter."}, {"start": 7940.420000000001, "end": 7943.06, "text": " How do I like when do I even know when myself is over?"}, {"start": 7943.420000000001, "end": 7946.9400000000005, "text": " You're a little over the word, but the the weakest of the vote from lights."}, {"start": 7947.740000000001, "end": 7949.860000000001, "text": " Who's the strongest?"}, {"start": 7949.860000000001, "end": 7953.460000000001, "text": " Conquest, well, technically, the Empress drag, but he's not in this."}, {"start": 7953.460000000001, "end": 7955.500000000001, "text": " I mean, I mean, so she's bad as hell."}, {"start": 7959.18, "end": 7960.9800000000005, "text": " Well, you're really going vertical."}, {"start": 7960.9800000000005, "end": 7962.9800000000005, "text": " I'm very I'm very"}, {"start": 7968.18, "end": 7970.18, "text": " I guess I'm done when I get you to the ground"}, {"start": 7975.22, "end": 7980.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's your level one it's your level one. What do you mean my level one like there's a level two or yeah, yeah, yeah, there's"}, {"start": 7982.02, "end": 7987.9400000000005, "text": " Like meter and then you can expend all your meter for a bigger cop like a bigger server. There's more damage"}, {"start": 7988.500000000001, "end": 7990.500000000001, "text": " or less meter to do"}, {"start": 7990.9800000000005, "end": 7993.820000000001, "text": " Anytime there's an animation. It's usually you using some super"}, {"start": 7994.700000000001, "end": 7996.700000000001, "text": " Got it"}, {"start": 7997.14, "end": 7999.14, "text": " And I think level one might just be"}, {"start": 8000.38, "end": 8002.38, "text": " Jack said it"}, {"start": 8002.580000000001, "end": 8004.700000000001, "text": " X plus circle plus a direction"}, {"start": 8009.38, "end": 8013.860000000001, "text": " I'm against this wall and I'm gonna die. That's right. He used all meter"}, {"start": 8017.02, "end": 8019.02, "text": " They'll be blocks"}, {"start": 8020.9800000000005, "end": 8027.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, he kind of hit you with a fighting game 101."}, {"start": 8027.9800000000005, "end": 8032.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, no beast, I'm gonna have to bring up the big guy."}, {"start": 8032.9800000000005, "end": 8033.9800000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8033.9800000000005, "end": 8034.9800000000005, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 8034.9800000000005, "end": 8035.9800000000005, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8035.9800000000005, "end": 8036.9800000000005, "text": " Look at the log walk."}, {"start": 8036.9800000000005, "end": 8037.9800000000005, "text": " Walk with aura."}, {"start": 8037.9800000000005, "end": 8038.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8038.9800000000005, "end": 8039.9800000000005, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 8039.9800000000005, "end": 8040.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8040.9800000000005, "end": 8041.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8041.9800000000005, "end": 8042.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8042.9800000000005, "end": 8043.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8043.9800000000005, "end": 8044.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8044.9800000000005, "end": 8045.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8045.9800000000005, "end": 8046.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8046.9800000000005, "end": 8047.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8047.9800000000005, "end": 8048.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8048.9800000000005, "end": 8049.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8049.9800000000005, "end": 8051.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my god, I really just thought."}, {"start": 8051.9800000000005, "end": 8052.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 8052.9800000000005, "end": 8054.9800000000005, "text": " Dude, this kid is brutal!"}, {"start": 8054.9800000000005, "end": 8055.9800000000005, "text": " Head!"}, {"start": 8055.9800000000005, "end": 8057.9800000000005, "text": " So no head."}, {"start": 8057.9800000000005, "end": 8061.9800000000005, "text": " 20 seconds, it might be the first game to end before OT."}, {"start": 8061.9800000000005, "end": 8062.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 8062.9800000000005, "end": 8063.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 8063.9800000000005, "end": 8064.9800000000005, "text": " Connect!"}, {"start": 8064.9800000000005, "end": 8069.9800000000005, "text": " You still got one bar."}, {"start": 8069.9800000000005, "end": 8071.9800000000005, "text": " Oh shoot."}, {"start": 8077.9800000000005, "end": 8078.9800000000005, "text": " Look at me."}, {"start": 8078.9800000000005, "end": 8085.6, "text": " Come on get it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I can look at the shimmy look at the neutral. This is high level"}, {"start": 8087.18, "end": 8092.84, "text": " That dashing grab look at that posturing a grab making him go forward cuz the grab"}, {"start": 8095.14, "end": 8097.14, "text": " You can win you can win keep the assault"}, {"start": 8098.860000000001, "end": 8102.900000000001, "text": " What a grab I love the second grab attempt he jumped out. Oh"}, {"start": 8102.900000000001, "end": 8104.900000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8105.400000000001, "end": 8109.820000000001, "text": " Dash forward light doesn't confirm. It's right. She's so alive five seconds. She could end it"}, {"start": 8114.460000000001, "end": 8116.460000000001, "text": " She has a little three more seconds"}, {"start": 8118.900000000001, "end": 8120.900000000001, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 8121.26, "end": 8125.420000000001, "text": " Yeah, I mean you just you basically got punished floor spamming I"}, {"start": 8128.780000000001, "end": 8132.02, "text": " See the vision are you getting the fighting game dream?"}, {"start": 8132.900000000001, "end": 8134.34, "text": " Yeah, I did it."}, {"start": 8134.34, "end": 8136.860000000001, "text": " We haven't seen Sid in toast, right?"}, {"start": 8136.860000000001, "end": 8137.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, let's see it."}, {"start": 8137.740000000001, "end": 8138.240000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8143.740000000001, "end": 8144.700000000001, "text": " Mods, can we get some Prez?"}, {"start": 8144.700000000001, "end": 8145.38, "text": " I want to see this."}, {"start": 8149.34, "end": 8150.18, "text": " I'm rolling on Sid."}, {"start": 8153.700000000001, "end": 8156.06, "text": " Sid, who has not won a single match?"}, {"start": 8156.06, "end": 8156.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, but you practiced."}, {"start": 8156.860000000001, "end": 8158.22, "text": " You got reps."}, {"start": 8158.22, "end": 8162.420000000001, "text": " Mm, Mm, Jody, can you, yeah, thank you."}, {"start": 8162.42, "end": 8166.16, "text": " You got some combos toes hop in"}, {"start": 8167.96, "end": 8170.64, "text": " again. Are you swapping the characters around?"}, {"start": 8171.56, "end": 8173.56, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 8182.8, "end": 8186.34, "text": " OK, who I wasn't I wasn't able to spectate last match because I was late."}, {"start": 8186.34, "end": 8188.42, "text": " So I don't know who you're bringing in."}, {"start": 8188.42, "end": 8191.42, "text": " He's the Viltramite trio."}, {"start": 8191.42, "end": 8198.52, "text": " So you also have speedy lady. Yeah, but who's this guy Luke Luke Luke in Luke in he sucks. Oh"}, {"start": 8199.78, "end": 8201.78, "text": " He's the grappler, huh?"}, {"start": 8203.02, "end": 8205.02, "text": " Nice good tag"}, {"start": 8208.58, "end": 8212.06, "text": " My favorite thing in fighting games is once someone hits you with something and you do the same thing right after"}, {"start": 8212.78, "end": 8214.78, "text": " That's the most human thing ever"}, {"start": 8214.78, "end": 8216.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8224.26, "end": 8228.140000000001, "text": " So much damage level one. Oh my gosh that did so much"}, {"start": 8230.26, "end": 8232.26, "text": " Yep now cringe about cringe about"}, {"start": 8242.220000000001, "end": 8244.220000000001, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 8244.78, "end": 8246.78, "text": " Oh no, the lows."}, {"start": 8248.460000000001, "end": 8248.960000000001, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 8250.62, "end": 8252.62, "text": " Beautiful. Where's the grab? Mixing the grab."}, {"start": 8256.300000000001, "end": 8257.02, "text": " You can block that."}, {"start": 8257.02, "end": 8258.140000000001, "text": " I blocked that. I blocked that."}, {"start": 8258.140000000001, "end": 8259.140000000001, "text": " Oh, you were late, you were late."}, {"start": 8259.140000000001, "end": 8259.640000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8259.640000000001, "end": 8260.140000000001, "text": " Into the exit."}, {"start": 8260.140000000001, "end": 8261.140000000001, "text": " Good cross out."}, {"start": 8261.140000000001, "end": 8263.140000000001, "text": " Into the combo. Oh, nice assist."}, {"start": 8264.26, "end": 8264.76, "text": " He's low."}, {"start": 8264.76, "end": 8266.26, "text": " Check this out though. Boom. Oh."}, {"start": 8266.58, "end": 8267.18, "text": " He's low."}, {"start": 8268.58, "end": 8269.58, "text": " I just gotta go for the angles."}, {"start": 8269.58, "end": 8271.58, "text": " I'm not blocking this. I'm not blocking. I didn't block that."}, {"start": 8271.58, "end": 8272.78, "text": " It's all right. Level one. Level one."}, {"start": 8272.78, "end": 8273.900000000001, "text": " You kill him with just your water."}, {"start": 8274.78, "end": 8276.36, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 8276.36, "end": 8277.16, "text": " Keep walking."}, {"start": 8277.16, "end": 8278.02, "text": " Come down."}, {"start": 8278.02, "end": 8279.300000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8279.300000000001, "end": 8280.94, "text": " Retreat."}, {"start": 8280.94, "end": 8283.060000000001, "text": " You're impressive, but not enough."}, {"start": 8283.060000000001, "end": 8284.92, "text": " You overestimate your power."}, {"start": 8284.92, "end": 8286.92, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 8286.92, "end": 8287.92, "text": " Whee."}, {"start": 8287.92, "end": 8289.66, "text": " I'm getting out of here."}, {"start": 8289.66, "end": 8290.960000000001, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 8290.960000000001, "end": 8293.380000000001, "text": " Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack."}, {"start": 8293.380000000001, "end": 8293.880000000001, "text": " Out."}, {"start": 8293.880000000001, "end": 8295.78, "text": " Oh, my ankles."}, {"start": 8295.78, "end": 8297.24, "text": " Ooh, oh, out."}, {"start": 8297.24, "end": 8298.58, "text": " Oh, my ankles."}, {"start": 8298.58, "end": 8299.460000000001, "text": " He's in one trick."}, {"start": 8299.460000000001, "end": 8302.62, "text": " All he does is aerial into auto combo."}, {"start": 8302.62, "end": 8303.820000000002, "text": " He has no grab mixup."}, {"start": 8303.82, "end": 8306.18, "text": " Your education, Beacon."}, {"start": 8306.18, "end": 8308.02, "text": " Oh, more level two going."}, {"start": 8308.02, "end": 8309.98, "text": " Smack, smack, smack."}, {"start": 8311.32, "end": 8313.22, "text": " Into the ground."}, {"start": 8313.22, "end": 8315.82, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8315.82, "end": 8317.38, "text": " And then I get out of here because I'm scared."}, {"start": 8317.38, "end": 8318.119999999999, "text": " I like that. Oh, my God."}, {"start": 8318.119999999999, "end": 8320.52, "text": " I can't wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 8320.52, "end": 8321.52, "text": " Oh, the swap. I was brazen."}, {"start": 8321.52, "end": 8322.88, "text": " Not who I thought."}, {"start": 8324.92, "end": 8327.279999999999, "text": " Oh, you're trying to go out of these breaking in, though."}, {"start": 8327.279999999999, "end": 8329.38, "text": " Yeah, I was trying to go battle these."}, {"start": 8331.98, "end": 8333.42, "text": " Fireball."}, {"start": 8333.42, "end": 8337.2, "text": " Water gun stay out of the air come down fireball soft setting fireballs"}, {"start": 8345.18, "end": 8347.18, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's gonna be huge"}, {"start": 8349.34, "end": 8353.34, "text": " You almost have a level three. Oh, oh frick. Oh frickin heck. Oh, that's a level two"}, {"start": 8358.06, "end": 8359.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8359.9, "end": 8361.18, "text": " Oh my god, your head."}, {"start": 8361.18, "end": 8363.34, "text": " Beast mode, beast mode, beast mode, one character left."}, {"start": 8363.34, "end": 8369.26, "text": " Now you fight the strongest of the Viltramites."}, {"start": 8369.26, "end": 8372.14, "text": " I like how the shirt rips."}, {"start": 8372.14, "end": 8374.14, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 8374.14, "end": 8376.14, "text": " Get out of there!"}, {"start": 8376.14, "end": 8377.1, "text": " Oh my god, he's crushing you."}, {"start": 8377.1, "end": 8379.1, "text": " He's crushing you in the air."}, {"start": 8379.1, "end": 8381.58, "text": " The air is killing me."}, {"start": 8381.58, "end": 8382.779999999999, "text": " I'm not much of an air player."}, {"start": 8382.779999999999, "end": 8383.779999999999, "text": " I don't know if you can tell."}, {"start": 8383.779999999999, "end": 8384.82, "text": " Yeah, you need an anti-air."}, {"start": 8384.82, "end": 8385.3, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 8385.3, "end": 8386.42, "text": " That was like a super."}, {"start": 8386.42, "end": 8388.34, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 8388.34, "end": 8394.22, "text": " like armor oh yeah he he has an armor armor move what is it I don't know you"}, {"start": 8394.22, "end": 8397.22, "text": " just did it it's probably heavy"}, {"start": 8397.22, "end": 8400.22, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 8403.74, "end": 8415.5, "text": " just say no to Viltramites what the heck you also have mm-hmm yep oh my gosh"}, {"start": 8415.5, "end": 8418.94, "text": " tag tag tag tag uh-oh i'm stuck i'm stuck"}, {"start": 8424.62, "end": 8428.54, "text": " you have so much meter you have to use it yeah that's a level three that's a level three"}, {"start": 8434.7, "end": 8440.7, "text": " damn you sold meter keep the pressure keep the pressure i'm not dead uh-oh so close though so"}, {"start": 8440.7, "end": 8442.7, "text": " I have to get in!"}, {"start": 8442.7, "end": 8443.7, "text": " I have to get in!"}, {"start": 8443.7, "end": 8444.7, "text": " I have to get in!"}, {"start": 8446.7, "end": 8447.7, "text": " Oh, oh!"}, {"start": 8447.7, "end": 8448.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8449.7, "end": 8450.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8450.7, "end": 8451.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8451.7, "end": 8452.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8452.7, "end": 8453.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8453.7, "end": 8454.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8454.7, "end": 8456.7, "text": " It's okay, it's okay."}, {"start": 8456.7, "end": 8457.7, "text": " You're still in."}, {"start": 8457.7, "end": 8458.7, "text": " Four seconds."}, {"start": 8458.7, "end": 8459.7, "text": " You can close this."}, {"start": 8460.7, "end": 8462.7, "text": " Hit it with an aerial."}, {"start": 8462.7, "end": 8463.7, "text": " Hang up!"}, {"start": 8465.7, "end": 8467.7, "text": " I thought this was intense."}, {"start": 8467.7, "end": 8468.7, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 8468.7, "end": 8469.7, "text": " He healed so much."}, {"start": 8469.7, "end": 8471.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8471.7, "end": 8475.7, "text": " Not us lobbing projectiles at each other."}, {"start": 8475.7, "end": 8477.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8477.7, "end": 8479.7, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 8479.7, "end": 8485.7, "text": " Oh my gosh, the flying has been brutal."}, {"start": 8485.7, "end": 8491.7, "text": " The flying is brutal, I need to get my anti air for him."}, {"start": 8491.7, "end": 8493.7, "text": " Whee."}, {"start": 8493.7, "end": 8497.7, "text": " He blinded one eye?"}, {"start": 8497.7, "end": 8503.640000000001, "text": " He looked like he had glaucoma, oh that's Todd that affects millions"}, {"start": 8506.68, "end": 8508.68, "text": " All right, come in"}, {"start": 8512.1, "end": 8516.900000000001, "text": " Hey, let me speak. Oh shocks wait, are you in? No, I'm in I'm in I'm in okay"}, {"start": 8524.820000000002, "end": 8526.820000000002, "text": " Whoa silly man"}, {"start": 8527.7, "end": 8529.7, "text": " I'm going to get him now."}, {"start": 8529.7, "end": 8531.7, "text": " Pretty."}, {"start": 8531.7, "end": 8535.7, "text": " Oh, patient player."}, {"start": 8539.7, "end": 8541.7, "text": " Bad jump."}, {"start": 8543.7, "end": 8545.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8545.7, "end": 8547.7, "text": " I'm understanding."}, {"start": 8547.7, "end": 8551.7, "text": " Oh my god, my range is so crazy short."}, {"start": 8551.7, "end": 8553.7, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 8553.7, "end": 8569.220000000001, "text": " I grabbed. Oh, the hug."}, {"start": 8569.220000000001, "end": 8582.7, "text": " That's bad. That's bad. That's bad for me."}, {"start": 8582.7, "end": 8583.66, "text": " Am I getting old?"}, {"start": 8583.66, "end": 8584.94, "text": " This guy just flies."}, {"start": 8586.86, "end": 8587.7, "text": " Dude, yeah."}, {"start": 8587.7, "end": 8588.54, "text": " All right, see you later."}, {"start": 8588.54, "end": 8589.54, "text": " It's kind of insane."}, {"start": 8591.820000000002, "end": 8593.18, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 8595.62, "end": 8596.460000000001, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 8598.34, "end": 8599.18, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 8606.54, "end": 8609.02, "text": " Oh, my flying days are over."}, {"start": 8609.02, "end": 8609.86, "text": " You're dead."}, {"start": 8609.86, "end": 8611.86, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 8611.86, "end": 8613.86, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 8613.980000000001, "end": 8614.980000000001, "text": " That doesn't do it!"}, {"start": 8614.980000000001, "end": 8616.980000000001, "text": " Oh, thanks for you just slinging me around"}, {"start": 8617.480000000001, "end": 8618.480000000001, "text": " That doesn't do it!"}, {"start": 8618.480000000001, "end": 8619.480000000001, "text": " You bitch slapped me!"}, {"start": 8619.480000000001, "end": 8619.980000000001, "text": " I got you!"}, {"start": 8619.980000000001, "end": 8621.480000000001, "text": " You bitch slapped me!"}, {"start": 8621.480000000001, "end": 8623.480000000001, "text": " You need your health back up that same though"}, {"start": 8625.74, "end": 8627.74, "text": " Save the lobby, bro"}, {"start": 8634.86, "end": 8635.86, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 8635.86, "end": 8639.480000000001, "text": " Wait dude, do we all know that the purple bar is your recoverable health if you tag out?"}, {"start": 8639.48, "end": 8642.699999999999, "text": " No, oh, I'm not I don't even know how to tag out"}, {"start": 8643.439999999999, "end": 8650.119999999999, "text": " Okay, that's L one and L two to and hold it to attack people out your purple health is really recoverable"}, {"start": 8653.48, "end": 8655.48, "text": " Yeah, best to do it before you die"}, {"start": 8657.76, "end": 8659.76, "text": " Yep, there you go. Wow attack"}, {"start": 8665.64, "end": 8667.64, "text": " Right at the"}, {"start": 8667.64, "end": 8677.64, "text": " Yeah, back out."}, {"start": 8677.64, "end": 8680.64, "text": " You said L one and L two tag out."}, {"start": 8680.64, "end": 8681.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8681.64, "end": 8682.64, "text": " What are you playing on?"}, {"start": 8682.64, "end": 8683.64, "text": " Are you playing on fight pad?"}, {"start": 8683.64, "end": 8684.64, "text": " You have five seconds."}, {"start": 8684.64, "end": 8685.64, "text": " You see it in the top right."}, {"start": 8685.64, "end": 8686.64, "text": " You can't switch out yet."}, {"start": 8686.64, "end": 8687.64, "text": " And there it is."}, {"start": 8687.64, "end": 8688.64, "text": " And there it is."}, {"start": 8688.64, "end": 8689.64, "text": " Now both your asses get beat."}, {"start": 8689.64, "end": 8690.64, "text": " Not my super."}, {"start": 8690.64, "end": 8697.08, "text": " and there it is and there it is now both your asses get beat not my super"}, {"start": 8697.88, "end": 8699.88, "text": " is it OT?"}, {"start": 8700.88, "end": 8702.88, "text": " no no it's your last character"}, {"start": 8710.16, "end": 8713.16, "text": " why do so many uptoes characters bitch slap?"}, {"start": 8713.16, "end": 8717.16, "text": " you think you just read them and picked all the ones that did?"}, {"start": 8717.16, "end": 8720.16, "text": " I like the back end characters"}, {"start": 8750.64, "end": 8752.199999999999, "text": " in Super Smash Brothers, right?"}, {"start": 8752.199999999999, "end": 8753.3, "text": " Get a life, dude."}, {"start": 8753.3, "end": 8757.48, "text": " So I thought you guys were going to compliment me for that."}, {"start": 8757.48, "end": 8759.8, "text": " Not really the response I was looking for."}, {"start": 8759.8, "end": 8760.8, "text": " I think it's pretty cool."}, {"start": 8760.8, "end": 8762.68, "text": " Who would you play, Lenn?"}, {"start": 8762.68, "end": 8765.96, "text": " I played Jigglypuff and I was top 15 this season in Arizona."}, {"start": 8765.96, "end": 8766.96, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8766.96, "end": 8767.96, "text": " That is pretty cool."}, {"start": 8767.96, "end": 8768.96, "text": " Not going to lie."}, {"start": 8768.96, "end": 8771.48, "text": " Which was one of the top 50 states in the country, so."}, {"start": 8771.48, "end": 8772.48, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 8772.48, "end": 8773.48, "text": " Oh, 50 states, yeah."}, {"start": 8773.48, "end": 8774.48, "text": " Yeah, what?"}, {"start": 8774.48, "end": 8777.199999999999, "text": " Of all 50, of course."}, {"start": 8780.64, "end": 8783.18, "text": " Wait, did Toast, did you want to spectate?"}, {"start": 8783.18, "end": 8785.18, "text": " Uh, yes."}, {"start": 8785.18, "end": 8786.18, "text": " Are you not in?"}, {"start": 8786.18, "end": 8787.18, "text": " Are you in?"}, {"start": 8787.18, "end": 8788.18, "text": " Let me go Lobby."}, {"start": 8788.18, "end": 8789.18, "text": " I don't think he's in."}, {"start": 8789.18, "end": 8790.18, "text": " I'll go Lobby, I'll go Lobby."}, {"start": 8790.18, "end": 8791.18, "text": " You know what, Jake?"}, {"start": 8791.18, "end": 8797.3, "text": " I'm just gonna see the voice of Cecil and then he said I want to be Omni-Man until"}, {"start": 8797.3, "end": 8799.3, "text": " they gave it to him."}, {"start": 8799.3, "end": 8801.9, "text": " I don't know that."}, {"start": 8801.9, "end": 8803.9, "text": " I did not."}, {"start": 8803.9, "end": 8807.22, "text": " If you like these invincible facts, subscribe for more."}, {"start": 8807.22, "end": 8809.38, "text": " Are you in, Toast?"}, {"start": 8809.900000000001, "end": 8811.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm all right"}, {"start": 8813.580000000002, "end": 8815.580000000002, "text": " What is it heavy?"}, {"start": 8815.740000000002, "end": 8823.660000000002, "text": " Circle so square is light triangles medium circles heavy. Oh your triangles your overhead your x is"}, {"start": 8824.980000000001, "end": 8826.980000000001, "text": " special"}, {"start": 8828.76, "end": 8831.62, "text": " So it does some sort of like it like try it right now for sex"}, {"start": 8833.34, "end": 8835.34, "text": " It's like this longer overhead"}, {"start": 8835.34, "end": 8844.54, "text": " Mine's just this longer over here, and that's nice or it X is heavy. I see. Oh, okay. Cool. There's just compost"}, {"start": 8855.66, "end": 8859.62, "text": " So you can't block a grab no no you have to grab grab or jump out of a grab. Yeah"}, {"start": 8859.62, "end": 8865.220000000001, "text": " Yeah. So press square and S when he's pressing square and S."}, {"start": 8865.220000000001, "end": 8867.220000000001, "text": " Oh, okay. Like a parry. Yeah."}, {"start": 8867.220000000001, "end": 8871.220000000001, "text": " How, how, uh, oh, now he's mixing you up, so."}, {"start": 8871.220000000001, "end": 8875.220000000001, "text": " Okay, that's, you couldn't succeed there."}, {"start": 8875.220000000001, "end": 8880.220000000001, "text": " Wait, so swap out, swap out. If you press L, uh, L1 or R2, so you see how you have that purple health?"}, {"start": 8880.220000000001, "end": 8883.220000000001, "text": " If you press, um, I don't know how to do it."}, {"start": 8883.220000000001, "end": 8885.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, so now you swap, you see how it's charging in the top?"}, {"start": 8885.220000000001, "end": 8886.220000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 8886.220000000001, "end": 8888.220000000001, "text": " You're getting your health back while this happens."}, {"start": 8888.74, "end": 8890.74, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8894.3, "end": 8896.3, "text": " Sorry, I thought you were done talking"}, {"start": 8897.019999999999, "end": 8899.019999999999, "text": " battle base"}, {"start": 8899.939999999999, "end": 8901.939999999999, "text": " dude quiz"}, {"start": 8905.06, "end": 8907.06, "text": " Yeah, battle beast is insane"}, {"start": 8907.06, "end": 8919.619999999999, "text": " But I did not shrew so like I'm doing this to close the distance, but then I don't have"}, {"start": 8919.619999999999, "end": 8923.56, "text": " enough time at oh my gosh that was crazy I don't have enough time to hit after usually"}, {"start": 8923.56, "end": 8930.56, "text": " So you have time to do something in between?"}, {"start": 8930.56, "end": 8937.56, "text": " What's my d- oh yeah, one."}, {"start": 8937.56, "end": 8943.56, "text": " So then I would do this."}, {"start": 8943.56, "end": 8944.56, "text": " Not him!"}, {"start": 8944.56, "end": 8947.56, "text": " Anybody but him!"}, {"start": 8947.56, "end": 8952.56, "text": " I see that's how you break this."}, {"start": 8952.56, "end": 8955.56, "text": " Nice good grab."}, {"start": 8955.56, "end": 8957.56, "text": " Nice grab."}, {"start": 8963.56, "end": 8965.56, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 8965.56, "end": 8968.56, "text": " Not the corner."}, {"start": 8968.56, "end": 8971.56, "text": " And why is the corner bad? Like why can't I just sit here and block?"}, {"start": 8971.56, "end": 8973.56, "text": " Cause then I can mix up grabs."}, {"start": 8973.56, "end": 8974.56, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 8974.56, "end": 8977.84, "text": " And we will just you should watch your back up"}, {"start": 8988.24, "end": 8990.24, "text": " And then I think it resets a neutral yeah"}, {"start": 8992.039999999999, "end": 8995.279999999999, "text": " And then the dash is a good thing cuz it just mixes up your spacing"}, {"start": 8996.96, "end": 9000.199999999999, "text": " And then forward X is really good at this guy cuz you close the whole distance"}, {"start": 9001.64, "end": 9003.64, "text": " Oh, like let my literal movement"}, {"start": 9004.56, "end": 9006.56, "text": " Wait, now I'm on 5-9-4."}, {"start": 9011.359999999999, "end": 9013.359999999999, "text": " Nice. Yeah, that was huge."}, {"start": 9014.56, "end": 9016.96, "text": " It's a super. Great. That was great. Everything you do is great."}, {"start": 9024.64, "end": 9026.64, "text": " This is gonna hurt."}, {"start": 9031.76, "end": 9033.76, "text": " Oh, what a grab!"}, {"start": 9034.56, "end": 9039.92, "text": " Um if if I gravel you grab when we do the thing then who grabs the book, okay?"}, {"start": 9045.199999999999, "end": 9047.199999999999, "text": " Oh I"}, {"start": 9047.439999999999, "end": 9049.6, "text": " Can they do the thing?"}, {"start": 9051.8, "end": 9057.359999999999, "text": " I've lost wow one of the right. Okay. Thank God. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're all"}, {"start": 9064.56, "end": 9072.5, "text": " Good blocks, okay, okay, oh it's me time to clutch"}, {"start": 9074.9, "end": 9078.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, I think I can look in there increasing that if we want oh"}, {"start": 9081.439999999999, "end": 9083.439999999999, "text": " What range you have"}, {"start": 9094.56, "end": 9097.56, "text": " I did not block that."}, {"start": 9097.56, "end": 9098.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9098.24, "end": 9099.38, "text": " Oh, I haven't seen this one yet."}, {"start": 9099.38, "end": 9099.88, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 9106.539999999999, "end": 9107.039999999999, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 9107.039999999999, "end": 9108.039999999999, "text": " That was me."}, {"start": 9108.039999999999, "end": 9109.039999999999, "text": " That was me."}, {"start": 9109.039999999999, "end": 9112.06, "text": " I've never been so disappointed in someone."}, {"start": 9115.699999999999, "end": 9117.4, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 9117.4, "end": 9117.9, "text": " Adam Eve."}, {"start": 9117.9, "end": 9119.38, "text": " That is Adam Eve."}, {"start": 9119.38, "end": 9120.26, "text": " That is her."}, {"start": 9124.56, "end": 9129.519999999999, "text": " Alright, what's what's next? What what what have we done? We've done everything, right?"}, {"start": 9130.8, "end": 9132.8, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 9134.76, "end": 9137.48, "text": " Take me out take me out. Yeah, okay"}, {"start": 9138.68, "end": 9142.439999999999, "text": " Should we do a me and a Jody again me and a you know?"}, {"start": 9142.72, "end": 9147.6, "text": " Yeah, we got a warm-up now. Now it's now we do around Robin. That's my fingers hurt"}, {"start": 9147.6, "end": 9150.6, "text": " Okay, I'll try to explain to you how do you guys swap tours?"}, {"start": 9150.6, "end": 9152.6, "text": " Is that a silly question?"}, {"start": 9152.6, "end": 9158.6, "text": " No, you press the three bar button or like whatever's in your top right."}, {"start": 9158.6, "end": 9160.6, "text": " Oh, you went to options and like selected it."}, {"start": 9160.6, "end": 9161.6, "text": " I see, I see."}, {"start": 9161.6, "end": 9164.6, "text": " Yeah, then I went to load out and then I see, I see."}, {"start": 9164.6, "end": 9165.6, "text": " Okay, I'm just on my characters."}, {"start": 9165.6, "end": 9166.6, "text": " Yeah, you guys go ahead and play."}, {"start": 9166.6, "end": 9167.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9167.6, "end": 9168.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9168.6, "end": 9169.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9169.6, "end": 9170.6, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9170.6, "end": 9171.6, "text": " Who's fire?"}, {"start": 9171.6, "end": 9172.6, "text": " Can you do it?"}, {"start": 9172.6, "end": 9173.6, "text": " Two be two?"}, {"start": 9173.6, "end": 9174.6, "text": " No, right?"}, {"start": 9174.6, "end": 9202.880000000001, "text": " I have four and four so my my right oh no no I have four and five my left pinky is not"}, {"start": 9202.880000000001, "end": 9206.160000000002, "text": " touching anything, but everything on my right hand is touching something."}, {"start": 9206.480000000001, "end": 9207.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, who do I play?"}, {"start": 9207.880000000001, "end": 9209.76, "text": " I'm going to try to play like that."}, {"start": 9209.76, "end": 9212.160000000002, "text": " Well, I can't now."}, {"start": 9212.160000000002, "end": 9213.560000000001, "text": " Call me how you please."}, {"start": 9213.560000000001, "end": 9214.560000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 9216.720000000001, "end": 9218.44, "text": " Anyway, you want to play is fine."}, {"start": 9228.12, "end": 9230.12, "text": " Cecil. OK."}, {"start": 9232.880000000001, "end": 9243.480000000001, "text": " play Allen. I keep trying to go when it's not my turn. I'm overzealous. Learning turns"}, {"start": 9243.480000000001, "end": 9252.84, "text": " I think is very hard. I just want to go all the time. Yeah. Just let me go all the time."}, {"start": 9252.84, "end": 9259.880000000001, "text": " The character I'm playing is also very fast, which makes it hard. Oh, you can't spectate"}, {"start": 9259.880000000001, "end": 9265.960000000001, "text": " mid. Okay. Oh, okay, I'm just"}, {"start": 9265.960000000001, "end": 9267.2, "text": " clapping you because I don't"}, {"start": 9267.2, "end": 9267.960000000001, "text": " remember. I shouldn't have done"}, {"start": 9267.960000000001, "end": 9272.720000000001, "text": " that. It works. The clap works."}, {"start": 9273.480000000001, "end": 9274.76, "text": " Oh, I'm on my because of my"}, {"start": 9274.76, "end": 9277.2, "text": " buttons are on. That makes a lot"}, {"start": 9277.2, "end": 9281.04, "text": " of sense. I want to just go to"}, {"start": 9281.080000000002, "end": 9282.12, "text": " I want to go to like a training"}, {"start": 9282.12, "end": 9283.36, "text": " session. I just want to see."}, {"start": 9285.560000000001, "end": 9285.920000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9285.92, "end": 9311.24, "text": " I just want to see what people Kate does I wish I could say that it was I just want"}, {"start": 9311.24, "end": 9317.88, "text": " What's an easy combo and a super oh so much blood"}, {"start": 9321.94, "end": 9323.94, "text": " Okay, just like"}, {"start": 9341.24, "end": 9343.24, "text": " Wait, what? What was that?"}, {"start": 9343.24, "end": 9349.24, "text": " Oh, okay, not my turn, not my turn, but not my turn."}, {"start": 9355.24, "end": 9357.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9361.24, "end": 9363.24, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 9367.24, "end": 9369.24, "text": " This is gonna hurt!"}, {"start": 9369.24, "end": 9371.24, "text": " I know I also have that in my brain."}, {"start": 9371.24, "end": 9373.24, "text": " Yeah, we're saying it a lot."}, {"start": 9373.24, "end": 9375.24, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9375.24, "end": 9377.24, "text": " Oh my god, this is gonna hurt!"}, {"start": 9377.24, "end": 9379.24, "text": " This is gonna hurt!"}, {"start": 9379.24, "end": 9381.24, "text": " So these are all the supers."}, {"start": 9383.24, "end": 9385.24, "text": " So I feel like I'm supposed to do..."}, {"start": 9385.24, "end": 9387.24, "text": " So this is EX, right?"}, {"start": 9387.24, "end": 9391.24, "text": " Okay, fireball!"}, {"start": 9391.24, "end": 9393.24, "text": " Fireball!"}, {"start": 9393.24, "end": 9395.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm uh..."}, {"start": 9395.24, "end": 9397.24, "text": " You kicked that rock in there?"}, {"start": 9397.24, "end": 9403.96, "text": " do I kick the rocket here I thought you're going to kick it at me"}, {"start": 9407.96, "end": 9418.0, "text": " oh yummy oh you do special with heavy it's yes really just I'm beating you with"}, {"start": 9418.0, "end": 9422.6, "text": " this with hole yeah I have no one to tag in either I don't know how to hang your"}, {"start": 9422.6, "end": 9425.300000000001, "text": " I'm just I'm just I'm just oh my god"}, {"start": 9426.98, "end": 9431.36, "text": " It's more like that was that special right what what was that? Oh, it's"}, {"start": 9432.36, "end": 9438.26, "text": " My circle was like old to say your bar. Yeah, this is my bar. I'm using my bar. Cool"}, {"start": 9438.68, "end": 9443.04, "text": " Here bars insane business thing. It's a whole movie cut scene for that"}, {"start": 9447.4, "end": 9449.4, "text": " I don't know how to"}, {"start": 9449.4, "end": 9456.44, "text": " I want to do like a launcher that'd be damaged to me even if I block it or I think even if"}, {"start": 9456.44, "end": 9462.64, "text": " you block things take a time like a little bit of damage oh my god the health differential"}, {"start": 9462.64, "end": 9470.64, "text": " is disgusting oh me falling to the ground after taking a little bit of water it doesn't"}, {"start": 9470.64, "end": 9478.3, "text": " That's kind of fun wait, why do I take down is it like I take damage if I'm not dead"}, {"start": 9478.3, "end": 9486.119999999999, "text": " actively yeah sudden death like oh that's kind of fire so it just ticks my house"}, {"start": 9486.119999999999, "end": 9498.76, "text": " part of that's kind of fire this time I'd be the best guy ever okay okay so"}, {"start": 9498.76, "end": 9505.960000000001, "text": " down circles my launcher and then she follows the launcher wait how do I not"}, {"start": 9505.960000000001, "end": 9516.16, "text": " follow it how do I follow it oh wait what do we do okay you just"}, {"start": 9516.16, "end": 9518.66, "text": " I can return to lobby, but I don't know if it let me"}, {"start": 9519.9, "end": 9526.16, "text": " Can you follow a super okay, Sydney locking? Okay, maybe um, maybe let in oh"}, {"start": 9528.92, "end": 9532.86, "text": " Maybe let in toast can fight and we can fight what up squad. Yeah, I'm down"}, {"start": 9534.46, "end": 9539.58, "text": " Cuz we accidentally started another one. Wait, can you add me? Can you have me to the group toast? I left by accident?"}, {"start": 9540.3, "end": 9542.46, "text": " Well, I love to practice this phone. Oh"}, {"start": 9543.18, "end": 9545.52, "text": " Wait, I was too gross wet"}, {"start": 9546.16, "end": 9549.16, "text": " All right, I'll invite you, brother."}, {"start": 9556.16, "end": 9559.16, "text": " I'm gonna make a lobby, create a lobby."}, {"start": 9563.16, "end": 9565.16, "text": " The music is so good."}, {"start": 9566.16, "end": 9569.16, "text": " You're just slowly doing Pee-don't."}, {"start": 9576.16, "end": 9578.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9583.119999999999, "end": 9585.119999999999, "text": " Don't invite your ass oh"}, {"start": 9587.56, "end": 9591.32, "text": " Interesting I can do it. Oh, I see the combo if you can do it through steam. Oh"}, {"start": 9597.24, "end": 9600.56, "text": " No, I see a lobby key don't the lobbies invite only"}, {"start": 9603.56, "end": 9605.56, "text": " I'm too stupid"}, {"start": 9606.16, "end": 9608.16, "text": " I can figure this out. I'm a streamer."}, {"start": 9608.72, "end": 9612.48, "text": " Watch game. Invite to watch. I don't want to invite him to watch."}, {"start": 9613.56, "end": 9615.56, "text": " Some cockshit."}, {"start": 9619.8, "end": 9625.98, "text": " It must be like an invite point, I'm missing. Oh, there you go. I got you. I got it."}, {"start": 9629.88, "end": 9631.88, "text": " Okay, who are you playing with?"}, {"start": 9631.880000000001, "end": 9639.880000000001, "text": " I got I got a robot. I have to get out of this lot. I have to get out of battle beast"}, {"start": 9643.320000000002, "end": 9645.320000000002, "text": " Like playing as battle beast or getting your ass beat"}, {"start": 9646.68, "end": 9648.880000000001, "text": " Getting my ass beat by battle beast. Yeah"}, {"start": 9651.160000000002, "end": 9655.28, "text": " Like his rush down is just fucking insane and I keep accidentally switching to the wrong"}, {"start": 9657.04, "end": 9659.04, "text": " Your duplicate"}, {"start": 9661.880000000001, "end": 9668.02, "text": " No too very close there you go I keep switching to the wrong person"}, {"start": 9673.28, "end": 9675.78, "text": " Oh, I'm trying to work on that"}, {"start": 9680.54, "end": 9682.54, "text": " Overpowered"}, {"start": 9682.54, "end": 9684.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9685.140000000001, "end": 9691.820000000002, "text": " Guys John's thing can my words is called hip-hop this tactile switch. Oh my light so nice"}, {"start": 9694.78, "end": 9697.980000000001, "text": " Well, let's back me oh this is an assist. Oh"}, {"start": 9700.1, "end": 9702.1, "text": " Yeah, I'm that guy"}, {"start": 9706.94, "end": 9708.94, "text": " How is this not hitting you"}, {"start": 9708.94, "end": 9713.94, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 9713.94, "end": 9714.94, "text": " That was..."}, {"start": 9714.94, "end": 9715.94, "text": " Dude, you're a terrorist."}, {"start": 9715.94, "end": 9716.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9716.94, "end": 9719.94, "text": " How am I not blocking this?"}, {"start": 9719.94, "end": 9720.94, "text": " Oh, crap."}, {"start": 9720.94, "end": 9729.94, "text": " I'm gonna hold him back in there, dear."}, {"start": 9729.94, "end": 9742.94, "text": " back up back it up you too. Oh my god. Wait, I have it. I have it. I have it. I know how"}, {"start": 9742.94, "end": 9749.94, "text": " to get out of this. What? Whoa. Oh my god. What is that? Man's in the lab. Wait, am I"}, {"start": 9749.94, "end": 9756.94, "text": " just dead? No. Wait, was that me doing that? Are you doing it? I should be doing that."}, {"start": 9756.94, "end": 9761.58, "text": " No, it'll take more than that"}, {"start": 9767.58, "end": 9771.220000000001, "text": " There's just two giant meds eating"}, {"start": 9776.380000000001, "end": 9778.380000000001, "text": " My blocking"}, {"start": 9778.380000000001, "end": 9780.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9780.86, "end": 9787.12, "text": " Tell the sudden death comes so fast, but I guess it doesn't I can increase the time"}, {"start": 9788.28, "end": 9790.28, "text": " It's not"}, {"start": 9805.86, "end": 9807.86, "text": " Okay, so actually practice"}, {"start": 9808.380000000001, "end": 9810.380000000001, "text": " Mark was so wrong about you"}, {"start": 9815.02, "end": 9817.02, "text": " Done"}, {"start": 9822.660000000002, "end": 9826.76, "text": " Oh my god, you're acting so crazy. Oh my god"}, {"start": 9829.26, "end": 9834.060000000001, "text": " Actually, I don't know if you can I was always I don't know where you"}, {"start": 9834.06, "end": 9848.76, "text": " who is"}, {"start": 9848.76, "end": 9849.76, "text": " I'm gonna buy."}, {"start": 9849.76, "end": 9852.76, "text": " What does this mean?"}, {"start": 9852.76, "end": 9854.76, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 9854.76, "end": 9856.76, "text": " Who am I?"}, {"start": 9856.76, "end": 9858.76, "text": " Omni-man."}, {"start": 9858.76, "end": 9860.76, "text": " I like Omni-man."}, {"start": 9860.76, "end": 9862.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9862.76, "end": 9864.76, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 9864.76, "end": 9866.76, "text": " So you don't..."}, {"start": 9866.76, "end": 9868.76, "text": " You can't block a thing without it."}, {"start": 9868.76, "end": 9870.76, "text": " Oh, she's weird."}, {"start": 9870.76, "end": 9872.76, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9872.76, "end": 9874.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9887.48, "end": 9890.04, "text": " I'm downloaded. I'm downloaded. I'm downloaded. He downloaded"}, {"start": 9890.04, "end": 9892.04, "text": " hahahaha"}, {"start": 9896.140000000001, "end": 9896.640000000001, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 9900.54, "end": 9901.04, "text": " ow"}, {"start": 9901.04, "end": 9901.54, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 9901.54, "end": 9903.640000000001, "text": " I really tried to understand what I'm doing"}, {"start": 9904.04, "end": 9904.94, "text": " couldn't tell you"}, {"start": 9906.94, "end": 9907.44, "text": " oh nice"}, {"start": 9907.44, "end": 9908.740000000002, "text": " oh wait airmen it was blocking"}, {"start": 9908.740000000002, "end": 9910.54, "text": " I don't even know how I'm clapping on you"}, {"start": 9910.54, "end": 9911.240000000002, "text": " oh I see it"}, {"start": 9915.44, "end": 9917.04, "text": " wow, I can't believe you can go after that"}, {"start": 9917.44, "end": 9918.640000000001, "text": " dude, where's that snap"}, {"start": 9918.640000000001, "end": 9919.640000000001, "text": " that's not so good"}, {"start": 9950.04, "end": 9953.400000000001, "text": " I just think blacked it like bounced over it"}, {"start": 9962.12, "end": 9964.12, "text": " Okay, got the sis cool"}, {"start": 9980.04, "end": 9993.92, "text": " that grapples okay yeah yeah"}, {"start": 9993.92, "end": 9998.320000000002, "text": " oh nice assist"}, {"start": 9998.320000000002, "end": 10003.76, "text": " oops I keep forgetting to block really continue I have to hold block"}, {"start": 10003.76, "end": 10025.300000000001, "text": " oh oh no that breaks it give none for eight seconds oh no no tag bullshit here"}, {"start": 10025.300000000001, "end": 10027.300000000001, "text": " Nice armor"}, {"start": 10041.420000000002, "end": 10044.220000000001, "text": " It's just like a part of my bar, but he blocked it all"}, {"start": 10049.7, "end": 10054.500000000002, "text": " Like the other yeah, you need like a safe spot to switch"}, {"start": 10055.300000000001, "end": 10057.300000000001, "text": " Did you I can't think of the other guy"}, {"start": 10058.220000000001, "end": 10061.740000000002, "text": " So you might be hitting L1 and you need to be hitting L2"}, {"start": 10065.300000000001, "end": 10067.300000000001, "text": " I just talked it oh my god"}, {"start": 10078.980000000001, "end": 10080.980000000001, "text": " Yeah, who you like end on is"}, {"start": 10080.98, "end": 10092.859999999999, "text": " important duplicate don't let me down you are now watching a high win rate player"}, {"start": 10092.86, "end": 10099.980000000001, "text": " Oh, this is gonna hurt. Wait, this might kill me. Oh, no, it didn't."}, {"start": 10099.980000000001, "end": 10108.78, "text": " That's not blocking. Oh, I'm trying to catch you."}, {"start": 10108.78, "end": 10114.18, "text": " I'm fighting. I lowkey forgot I could do that until that very moment."}, {"start": 10114.18, "end": 10116.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10116.18, "end": 10118.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10122.18, "end": 10124.18, "text": " Was fired"}, {"start": 10127.7, "end": 10129.7, "text": " Team rocks"}, {"start": 10132.02, "end": 10139.1, "text": " Do you love me a good fight? Oh my god, I'm gonna hit rich rematch. We could do a best of three two down"}, {"start": 10139.1, "end": 10167.44, "text": " You're such a patient player are what's the like you just you're blocking all the time"}, {"start": 10167.44, "end": 10173.34, "text": " time. Oh, I thought that's what he said to do. I don't play like Sean is what you're"}, {"start": 10173.34, "end": 10178.08, "text": " trying to say. Yeah, Sean Sean's motto is I didn't pay 60 bucks to block."}, {"start": 10178.08, "end": 10194.64, "text": " I don't get I can't oh there we go"}, {"start": 10224.64, "end": 10231.32, "text": " 5 minutes and he's now the greatest player to touch his controller I want to see this"}, {"start": 10231.32, "end": 10238.48, "text": " tutorial the tag section would tell you everything he does triple tags and genuinely"}, {"start": 10238.48, "end": 10245.48, "text": " He gets my full meter."}, {"start": 10245.48, "end": 10246.48, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10246.48, "end": 10247.48, "text": " My battle beast is dead!"}, {"start": 10247.48, "end": 10250.48, "text": " May the better battle beast win."}, {"start": 10250.48, "end": 10251.48, "text": " Counterattack?"}, {"start": 10251.48, "end": 10261.48, "text": " Oh boy, it's counterattacking."}, {"start": 10261.48, "end": 10272.92, "text": " I'm going to hear come to me in my dreams."}, {"start": 10272.92, "end": 10273.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10273.92, "end": 10274.92, "text": " What is the button?"}, {"start": 10274.92, "end": 10287.84, "text": " I don't understand how I'm supposed to get out of this spam combo."}, {"start": 10287.84, "end": 10289.8, "text": " I genuinely don't understand."}, {"start": 10289.800000000001, "end": 10301.400000000001, "text": " stand when it's my turn. Okay. Okay. I think I also I I downward grabbed you. I don't know"}, {"start": 10301.400000000001, "end": 10304.2, "text": " if that does anything or like prevent anything."}, {"start": 10307.880000000001, "end": 10313.320000000002, "text": " Can I do? Ow. Fireball. I'm just trying to keep you away from me."}, {"start": 10315.240000000002, "end": 10319.000000000002, "text": " I'm trying to see if I have anything. I'm just bleeding from these blocks."}, {"start": 10319.800000000001, "end": 10334.480000000001, "text": " I'm ready. Let's see if I can bite you. Oh, oh. Yeah, he's like the most insane rushdown"}, {"start": 10334.480000000001, "end": 10342.460000000001, "text": " ever. But where do I make my characters though? I think you can press start in the lobby"}, {"start": 10342.460000000001, "end": 10347.26, "text": " screen and then pick loadout. Okay, okay, I can do the lobby screen. No, I was not"}, {"start": 10347.26, "end": 10361.42, "text": " blocking the shame would have made a great guardian are you guys in one"}, {"start": 10361.42, "end": 10365.82, "text": " already yeah yeah what about the start one"}, {"start": 10365.82, "end": 10379.02, "text": " I feel like I'm going up against Daigo Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 10379.02, "end": 10385.5, "text": " I don't think I'm going to accept this."}, {"start": 10385.5, "end": 10387.3, "text": " Oh, hang on."}, {"start": 10387.3, "end": 10391.3, "text": " Oh, it starts auto on my bed."}, {"start": 10391.300000000001, "end": 10392.26, "text": " Uh, shift tab."}, {"start": 10395.460000000001, "end": 10396.7, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, perfect."}, {"start": 10396.7, "end": 10399.86, "text": " So, wait, is counter-tag, is counter-tag holding?"}, {"start": 10400.500000000002, "end": 10402.300000000001, "text": " L2, is counter-tag holding?"}, {"start": 10402.54, "end": 10405.220000000001, "text": " Actually, counter-tag, I was doing R2, L2, is that right?"}, {"start": 10409.060000000001, "end": 10410.1, "text": " Are you, are you guys spectating?"}, {"start": 10410.660000000002, "end": 10411.160000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 10411.820000000002, "end": 10412.900000000001, "text": " I'm in, let's see this."}, {"start": 10413.580000000002, "end": 10414.94, "text": " You have to time counter-tagging?"}, {"start": 10415.420000000002, "end": 10417.060000000001, "text": " I don't like spam shit."}, {"start": 10421.300000000001, "end": 10423.300000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10426.26, "end": 10429.18, "text": " You swapped your treat your team, yeah"}, {"start": 10432.340000000002, "end": 10434.340000000002, "text": " Hopp baddies whoa"}, {"start": 10444.220000000001, "end": 10446.220000000001, "text": " Oh a little counter tag"}, {"start": 10446.22, "end": 10454.22, "text": " this looks wildly different than uh jr i was just gonna say oh this this is so"}, {"start": 10454.22, "end": 10458.939999999999, "text": " different than how you know currently playing yeah i learned that"}, {"start": 10461.74, "end": 10463.82, "text": " wait where's my rock armor i'm just a man"}, {"start": 10473.74, "end": 10474.38, "text": " i'm the man"}, {"start": 10476.22, "end": 10478.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10483.14, "end": 10485.14, "text": " So many tags happening here"}, {"start": 10488.9, "end": 10490.9, "text": " Oh, I should have onion punished"}, {"start": 10495.34, "end": 10497.26, "text": " What a grab. Oh nice"}, {"start": 10503.06, "end": 10505.06, "text": " Good good break"}, {"start": 10506.22, "end": 10511.22, "text": " Oh god, you're so fast."}, {"start": 10511.22, "end": 10516.22, "text": " Oh, it's so cool."}, {"start": 10516.22, "end": 10518.22, "text": " Yeah, I do forget school."}, {"start": 10518.22, "end": 10519.22, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 10519.22, "end": 10520.22, "text": " The break."}, {"start": 10520.22, "end": 10521.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10521.22, "end": 10522.22, "text": " The break of my active attack."}, {"start": 10522.22, "end": 10523.22, "text": " Great, that was sick."}, {"start": 10523.22, "end": 10524.22, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 10524.22, "end": 10525.22, "text": " I got."}, {"start": 10525.22, "end": 10526.22, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 10526.22, "end": 10527.22, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 10527.22, "end": 10528.22, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 10528.22, "end": 10529.22, "text": " You got homies too."}, {"start": 10529.22, "end": 10530.22, "text": " You got homies too."}, {"start": 10530.22, "end": 10532.22, "text": " You should be like tagging a lot more, huh?"}, {"start": 10532.22, "end": 10534.22, "text": " I don't even know what that means."}, {"start": 10534.22, "end": 10539.3, "text": " So while you're spamming shit, you can press L2 and bring somebody in."}, {"start": 10541.14, "end": 10543.14, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 10548.46, "end": 10550.14, "text": " Hahahaha!"}, {"start": 10550.14, "end": 10551.34, "text": " I'm too televised!"}, {"start": 10551.34, "end": 10552.939999999999, "text": " I'm too televised, fuck!"}, {"start": 10552.939999999999, "end": 10553.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10560.699999999999, "end": 10561.539999999999, "text": " No, I missed."}, {"start": 10564.22, "end": 10576.14, "text": " Oh my god, how did that go off the super?"}, {"start": 10576.14, "end": 10577.14, "text": " And she's not done."}, {"start": 10577.14, "end": 10578.14, "text": " Okay, she's done."}, {"start": 10578.14, "end": 10579.14, "text": " Wait, this is insane."}, {"start": 10579.14, "end": 10586.14, "text": " Wait, this is insane."}, {"start": 10586.14, "end": 10594.14, "text": " Break me up, break me out!"}, {"start": 10594.14, "end": 10595.14, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10595.14, "end": 10596.14, "text": " Super Bowls!"}, {"start": 10596.14, "end": 10601.5, "text": " No, good jump grab."}, {"start": 10601.5, "end": 10602.98, "text": " Take the grab."}, {"start": 10602.98, "end": 10607.14, "text": " Take the grab."}, {"start": 10607.14, "end": 10616.939999999999, "text": " the grab. Oh, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 10620.38, "end": 10623.22, "text": " Yep. No. How's that, baby?"}, {"start": 10625.939999999999, "end": 10626.58, "text": " I don't see."}, {"start": 10630.26, "end": 10632.46, "text": " That overhead. No."}, {"start": 10637.14, "end": 10641.38, "text": " my oh my how many tags"}, {"start": 10641.38, "end": 10645.38, "text": " yeah you guys just fight just way cooler than ours"}, {"start": 10645.38, "end": 10653.38, "text": " it's so much different than me and jody"}, {"start": 10653.779999999999, "end": 10657.779999999999, "text": " obvious"}, {"start": 10657.779999999999, "end": 10664.779999999999, "text": " what is that grab you big meaty jay clock"}, {"start": 10664.78, "end": 10666.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10676.300000000001, "end": 10679.02, "text": " What did you cook up in the lab? What did you mean?"}, {"start": 10684.02, "end": 10689.62, "text": " And you so good at swapping tags that he like none of his characters died and so like one person dying"}, {"start": 10689.62, "end": 10693.060000000001, "text": " You can't tag okay, okay, that's a three run it back run it back run it back"}, {"start": 10694.62, "end": 10697.34, "text": " Getting it though. Don't say you're getting it"}, {"start": 10698.62, "end": 10701.460000000001, "text": " Who's the child? Oh my god, we're gonna go"}, {"start": 10704.54, "end": 10706.7, "text": " How do I let's make it look like that?"}, {"start": 10707.86, "end": 10714.84, "text": " Circle and then down and then I think I'm locked in their game right now"}, {"start": 10714.84, "end": 10725.84, "text": " Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe you know a couple of things. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. This is what it feels like."}, {"start": 10725.84, "end": 10727.84, "text": " Wait, hit them?"}, {"start": 10727.84, "end": 10730.84, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 10730.84, "end": 10732.84, "text": " Should be a relief. Yeah."}, {"start": 10732.84, "end": 10734.84, "text": " The keyboard wasn't working."}, {"start": 10734.84, "end": 10736.84, "text": " Hit fleet match."}, {"start": 10736.84, "end": 10741.84, "text": " Circle is the one that confirms it or a Lexus."}, {"start": 10741.84, "end": 10743.84, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 10743.84, "end": 10746.84, "text": " Okay, there we go."}, {"start": 10746.84, "end": 10750.84, "text": " We're gonna keep forgetting I want to try new people."}, {"start": 10750.84, "end": 10752.84, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 10752.84, "end": 10754.84, "text": " I probably should do that too."}, {"start": 10754.84, "end": 10757.84, "text": " I'll just like see what's going on."}, {"start": 10762.84, "end": 10764.84, "text": " It's rock!"}, {"start": 10764.84, "end": 10766.84, "text": " Here's rock!"}, {"start": 10766.84, "end": 10768.84, "text": " Here's rock!"}, {"start": 10768.84, "end": 10770.84, "text": " Here's rock!"}, {"start": 10770.84, "end": 10772.84, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10773.84, "end": 10781.72, "text": " Oh, that's honey. That's"}, {"start": 10781.72, "end": 10784.58, "text": " time. It's okay. It's okay."}, {"start": 10784.58, "end": 10788.16, "text": " It's okay. It's okay. It's okay."}, {"start": 10788.16, "end": 10791.16, "text": " It's okay. It's okay. It's okay."}, {"start": 10791.16, "end": 10797.22, "text": " Where you at? BB? I'm not done."}, {"start": 10797.22, "end": 10801.22, "text": " I'm not done."}, {"start": 10801.22, "end": 10803.22, "text": " I see a battle beast"}, {"start": 10804.019999999999, "end": 10806.38, "text": " And he wishes to have this up on the TV in the living room"}, {"start": 10808.779999999999, "end": 10810.779999999999, "text": " That'd be awesome right"}, {"start": 10822.66, "end": 10824.66, "text": " Break break break"}, {"start": 10831.22, "end": 10838.26, "text": " oh my god they both died that's so bad for me that's so fucking bad for me"}, {"start": 10841.779999999999, "end": 10849.099999999999, "text": " I'll press the wrong button oh that will do it oh oh oh oh I'm so locked in the"}, {"start": 10849.099999999999, "end": 10853.82, "text": " air oh into the grab wow nice"}, {"start": 10853.82, "end": 10858.82, "text": " What am I, what do I get to block?"}, {"start": 10858.82, "end": 10860.82, "text": " I'm not done."}, {"start": 10860.82, "end": 10862.82, "text": " No dude."}, {"start": 10862.82, "end": 10865.82, "text": " Oh, I'm, what am I doing over there?"}, {"start": 10865.82, "end": 10868.82, "text": " When do I get to block?"}, {"start": 10868.82, "end": 10871.82, "text": " If I, if I'm by myself, do I just fucking die?"}, {"start": 10871.82, "end": 10873.82, "text": " Come on, once you're doing that."}, {"start": 10873.82, "end": 10875.82, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 10875.82, "end": 10877.82, "text": " It's just nothing I can do."}, {"start": 10877.82, "end": 10882.82, "text": " Tag, just like you're in a combo and you're pulling someone in with you?"}, {"start": 10882.82, "end": 10885.9, "text": " Yeah, your partner continues the combo."}, {"start": 10885.9, "end": 10891.22, "text": " Yeah, you can press it, you just spam square and then hold L2 and then spam square again."}, {"start": 10891.22, "end": 10895.66, "text": " And the only way to break it is to do a tag break, which I still don't really know how to do."}, {"start": 10895.66, "end": 10896.76, "text": " You would also need a tag."}, {"start": 10896.76, "end": 10897.26, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10897.26, "end": 10900.42, "text": " So if you don't have a character to tag in, you're just fucked."}, {"start": 10900.42, "end": 10901.42, "text": " You're just..."}, {"start": 10903.84, "end": 10906.64, "text": " Your whole entire fist grabbed my head."}, {"start": 10906.64, "end": 10908.64, "text": " I just watched that."}, {"start": 10909.64, "end": 10911.64, "text": " Oh, okay, it's starting off with the back end."}, {"start": 10912.82, "end": 10924.52, "text": " Not who I wanted I want you oh, I can't have you yet because I have one second"}, {"start": 10928.6, "end": 10935.779999999999, "text": " There it is okay, okay if you press where inch triangle and circle the same time during a tag you can break it damn"}, {"start": 10935.78, "end": 10943.300000000001, "text": " What yeah, yeah, I can break anything bro. I got time to know"}, {"start": 10951.62, "end": 10953.62, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10956.94, "end": 10958.94, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 10960.060000000001, "end": 10962.060000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, we're leveling up"}, {"start": 10965.78, "end": 10969.78, "text": " Oh my god, that's such a good point, you can drop out of ways."}, {"start": 10969.78, "end": 10972.78, "text": " Well also he's not supposed to be home, you know?"}, {"start": 10975.78, "end": 10978.78, "text": " John, your hitbox is so satisfying."}, {"start": 10978.78, "end": 10979.78, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 10979.78, "end": 10980.78, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10980.78, "end": 10981.78, "text": " What can I say?"}, {"start": 10981.78, "end": 10983.78, "text": " I'm also open minded."}, {"start": 10983.78, "end": 10985.78, "text": " Man, why do I get wasted?"}, {"start": 10990.78, "end": 10991.78, "text": " No, yeah."}, {"start": 10991.78, "end": 10992.78, "text": " I can't focus."}, {"start": 10992.78, "end": 10993.78, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 10993.78, "end": 10995.78, "text": " I don't shut up"}, {"start": 10998.34, "end": 11005.08, "text": " Hey, I'm gonna get changed the world of my truck here guys. He's so manly. Nice. Right. I"}, {"start": 11005.900000000001, "end": 11007.900000000001, "text": " Don't I can't there we go. Oh"}, {"start": 11012.18, "end": 11014.18, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 11015.300000000001, "end": 11017.300000000001, "text": " Not what I wanted"}, {"start": 11023.78, "end": 11028.78, "text": " Oh, I see the grabs."}, {"start": 11028.78, "end": 11030.42, "text": " Wait, do I have to cut?"}, {"start": 11030.42, "end": 11031.980000000001, "text": " Oh my god, my suit is so slutty."}, {"start": 11031.980000000001, "end": 11032.78, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 11032.78, "end": 11034.54, "text": " Wait, is this?"}, {"start": 11034.54, "end": 11035.62, "text": " I can't tell."}, {"start": 11035.62, "end": 11037.1, "text": " Oh, that's not my skin, never mind."}, {"start": 11037.1, "end": 11038.460000000001, "text": " I don't think that's his skin."}, {"start": 11038.460000000001, "end": 11039.78, "text": " I'm not talking about his skin."}, {"start": 11039.78, "end": 11040.78, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 11040.78, "end": 11041.18, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 11041.18, "end": 11041.78, "text": " I want to get more."}, {"start": 11041.78, "end": 11042.78, "text": " I want to get more."}, {"start": 11042.78, "end": 11045.060000000001, "text": " I don't think that means his whole ass penis is out."}, {"start": 11045.060000000001, "end": 11047.02, "text": " Yeah, and then I start bled."}, {"start": 11047.02, "end": 11048.02, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 11053.78, "end": 11059.78, "text": " pressing A yes I'm back"}, {"start": 11059.78, "end": 11061.78, "text": " my radius is a bitch"}, {"start": 11064.78, "end": 11067.78, "text": " oh I'm not even gonna do that"}, {"start": 11069.78, "end": 11071.78, "text": " wait oh on the battlegeese on the right"}, {"start": 11071.78, "end": 11073.78, "text": " I keep forgetting I got him"}, {"start": 11078.78, "end": 11079.78, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 11081.78, "end": 11082.78, "text": " rock"}, {"start": 11083.78, "end": 11090.78, "text": " Why is it my guy helping?"}, {"start": 11090.78, "end": 11091.78, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 11091.78, "end": 11092.78, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 11092.78, "end": 11093.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11093.78, "end": 11094.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11094.78, "end": 11095.78, "text": " Okay, wait."}, {"start": 11095.78, "end": 11096.78, "text": " What's, what's anti?"}, {"start": 11096.78, "end": 11097.78, "text": " How did I do that?"}, {"start": 11097.78, "end": 11098.78, "text": " I don't even know how I got up there."}, {"start": 11098.78, "end": 11099.78, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 11099.78, "end": 11100.78, "text": " How did I get up there?"}, {"start": 11100.78, "end": 11101.78, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11101.78, "end": 11102.78, "text": " That is so boring."}, {"start": 11102.78, "end": 11103.78, "text": " Let me do a high guard up there."}, {"start": 11103.78, "end": 11104.78, "text": " Get away."}, {"start": 11104.78, "end": 11105.78, "text": " Get away."}, {"start": 11105.78, "end": 11106.78, "text": " Get away."}, {"start": 11106.78, "end": 11107.78, "text": " Get away."}, {"start": 11107.78, "end": 11108.78, "text": " Get away."}, {"start": 11108.78, "end": 11109.78, "text": " Get away."}, {"start": 11109.78, "end": 11110.78, "text": " Get away."}, {"start": 11110.78, "end": 11111.78, "text": " Get away."}, {"start": 11111.78, "end": 11112.78, "text": " Get away."}, {"start": 11112.78, "end": 11114.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11117.140000000001, "end": 11122.18, "text": " So how are you getting in I'm testing I want to like switch yeah"}, {"start": 11122.18, "end": 11125.66, "text": " Yeah, like no no, how are you doing like that was a full switch?"}, {"start": 11126.300000000001, "end": 11129.26, "text": " That was a full switch. Yeah, I was just holding out one or L to"}, {"start": 11142.78, "end": 11152.960000000001, "text": " this is what I don't know how to get out oh god oh god you got me I think like"}, {"start": 11152.960000000001, "end": 11160.0, "text": " that is how I'm supposed to get out oh oh oh okay"}, {"start": 11160.0, "end": 11162.0, "text": " Unfortunate."}, {"start": 11166.0, "end": 11167.0, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 11168.0, "end": 11169.0, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11177.0, "end": 11179.0, "text": " Nope, that was a weird-"}, {"start": 11179.0, "end": 11181.0, "text": " My god, why isn't he switching?"}, {"start": 11184.0, "end": 11186.0, "text": " Oh, that was crazy, though."}, {"start": 11190.0, "end": 11192.0, "text": " that's crazy I didn't get out of that"}, {"start": 11204.0, "end": 11206.0, "text": " oh nice grab"}, {"start": 11210.0, "end": 11212.0, "text": " no you can't cancel in"}, {"start": 11212.0, "end": 11214.0, "text": " that's just stupid of me"}, {"start": 11220.0, "end": 11222.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11222.0, "end": 11226.44, "text": " See your mood you can go gap close so much faster than I can"}, {"start": 11226.84, "end": 11231.44, "text": " Yeah, I like his gap close and I don't know if anyone else has one. Well, I only use it"}, {"start": 11232.08, "end": 11234.08, "text": " Don't"}, {"start": 11241.4, "end": 11244.84, "text": " I was beating his ass before he studied for 10 minutes and I was fucking"}, {"start": 11250.0, "end": 11271.48, "text": " I keep going to you so I can't do that anymore because I take my turn and then I'm just fucked"}, {"start": 11271.48, "end": 11274.08, "text": " so I have to wait for you which is unfortunate."}, {"start": 11274.08, "end": 11275.08, "text": " I don't need the tutorial."}, {"start": 11275.08, "end": 11276.08, "text": " I just need to beat his ass."}, {"start": 11276.08, "end": 11279.7, "text": " I just didn't know what was happening. You're just a very patient player"}, {"start": 11283.74, "end": 11287.92, "text": " We got all the time in the world except we have five we have five seconds"}, {"start": 11301.38, "end": 11303.38, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11306.08, "end": 11315.68, "text": " I can't go to you. I can't go to you. I can't go to you. But I'm just so impatient."}, {"start": 11315.68, "end": 11327.68, "text": " Yeah, I have to because I lose HP. It's okay. It's only a level one."}, {"start": 11327.68, "end": 11352.56, "text": " that's crazy what would you describe as like your place now"}, {"start": 11352.56, "end": 11354.119999999999, "text": " than the Lizard Queen."}, {"start": 11354.119999999999, "end": 11355.84, "text": " Like, Sean's is going."}, {"start": 11355.84, "end": 11358.039999999999, "text": " I'm impatient, I guess."}, {"start": 11358.039999999999, "end": 11362.199999999999, "text": " I think I'm either rushed down."}, {"start": 11362.199999999999, "end": 11368.92, "text": " I'm like Sean or I will play like a zoning game."}, {"start": 11368.92, "end": 11372.519999999999, "text": " But I put all my zoning characters down."}, {"start": 11372.519999999999, "end": 11376.519999999999, "text": " But I can't zone you because you don't come to me anyways."}, {"start": 11376.519999999999, "end": 11378.6, "text": " So there is no like, I was like, OK,"}, {"start": 11378.6, "end": 11382.0, "text": " I can't play these characters because you sit back and block."}, {"start": 11382.0, "end": 11383.26, "text": " And I don't do any damage."}, {"start": 11387.42, "end": 11387.92, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 11388.32, "end": 11390.32, "text": " Well, maybe I should just creep it out now."}, {"start": 11402.36, "end": 11403.72, "text": " Oh, nice grab."}, {"start": 11408.28, "end": 11410.04, "text": " You guys are fucking dead!"}, {"start": 11412.0, "end": 11438.14, "text": " I'm so locked into this game right now."}, {"start": 11438.14, "end": 11440.14, "text": " You can sell? Wow. Uh-oh."}, {"start": 11444.14, "end": 11448.14, "text": " Oh my god. I wish I could end the auto combo early. Yeah."}, {"start": 11458.14, "end": 11460.14, "text": " That's crazy!"}, {"start": 11464.14, "end": 11466.14, "text": " You're such a pain."}, {"start": 11468.14, "end": 11469.019999999999, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11469.019999999999, "end": 11470.099999999999, "text": " You're so efficient."}, {"start": 11470.099999999999, "end": 11471.099999999999, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 11471.099999999999, "end": 11472.779999999999, "text": " Like, I can't."}, {"start": 11472.779999999999, "end": 11473.42, "text": " Oh, right."}, {"start": 11473.42, "end": 11474.14, "text": " I can't get in."}, {"start": 11477.779999999999, "end": 11480.779999999999, "text": " OK, OK, OK, OK!"}, {"start": 11480.779999999999, "end": 11482.619999999999, "text": " You've really done it this time."}, {"start": 11485.099999999999, "end": 11486.46, "text": " Oh, my head!"}, {"start": 11486.46, "end": 11488.58, "text": " I think I'm like me just grabbing"}, {"start": 11488.58, "end": 11493.06, "text": " your tiny little head is fun."}, {"start": 11493.06, "end": 11494.66, "text": " It's so small on my head."}, {"start": 11498.14, "end": 11519.22, "text": " No, okay, okay, okay, okay, that was a 1v3."}, {"start": 11519.22, "end": 11526.539999999999, "text": " How does one get out of an armored battle beast auto combo triangle in circle perfectly"}, {"start": 11526.54, "end": 11536.54, "text": " times awesome no no no I want to try and get out of the battle beast combo"}, {"start": 11536.54, "end": 11550.54, "text": " perfectly timed at the start of the combo yeah interesting"}, {"start": 11556.54, "end": 11558.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11570.54, "end": 11572.54, "text": " Dude you're a crappy guy"}, {"start": 11586.54, "end": 11604.62, "text": " Also feel like I should try new people but I'm already here."}, {"start": 11604.62, "end": 11607.62, "text": " I think they're just in the wrong place and so I'm like, I hope."}, {"start": 11634.62, "end": 11641.62, "text": " Okay, now I'm seriously mad."}, {"start": 11641.62, "end": 11645.62, "text": " Brother!"}, {"start": 11645.62, "end": 11652.62, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 11652.62, "end": 11655.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11655.62, "end": 11657.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11661.62, "end": 11663.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11673.62, "end": 11675.62, "text": " No, no, I'm spamming!"}, {"start": 11685.62, "end": 11687.62, "text": " Oh my god, I can't..."}, {"start": 11704.62, "end": 11706.62, "text": " Alright Mark, let's see it again!"}, {"start": 11706.62, "end": 11708.62, "text": " Another fucking 1v3, no problem for Mark!"}, {"start": 11708.62, "end": 11717.220000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I will not ever get over that."}, {"start": 11717.220000000001, "end": 11720.380000000001, "text": " What, like, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 11720.380000000001, "end": 11725.1, "text": " I wanna show the other, where's the other, where's my other character?"}, {"start": 11725.1, "end": 11727.660000000002, "text": " Oh, I see, I have to show the other one."}, {"start": 11727.660000000002, "end": 11731.740000000002, "text": " Oh, that's how I flew."}, {"start": 11731.74, "end": 11743.82, "text": " Oh man, take the beating so you can still do it."}, {"start": 11743.82, "end": 11745.22, "text": " How could I not grab on wake up?"}, {"start": 11745.22, "end": 11746.82, "text": " How could I not grab on wake up?"}, {"start": 11746.82, "end": 11747.82, "text": " Why did you get the wake up jab?"}, {"start": 11747.82, "end": 11748.82, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11748.82, "end": 11754.22, "text": " Maybe you are like your dad."}, {"start": 11754.22, "end": 11755.22, "text": " That game three?"}, {"start": 11755.22, "end": 11756.22, "text": " No, that was game two."}, {"start": 11756.22, "end": 11757.22, "text": " That was game two."}, {"start": 11757.22, "end": 11759.22, "text": " No, that was game three I think, right?"}, {"start": 11759.22, "end": 11760.22, "text": " That was game three."}, {"start": 11760.22, "end": 11762.5, "text": " Oh, it was game two it was game two. Okay. Oh my god"}, {"start": 11764.179999999998, "end": 11766.179999999998, "text": " Okay, all right"}, {"start": 11776.539999999999, "end": 11778.539999999999, "text": " To range the user"}, {"start": 11790.22, "end": 11792.22, "text": " I love her. Is that it?"}, {"start": 11794.66, "end": 11796.66, "text": " No"}, {"start": 11806.74, "end": 11809.06, "text": " What oh, okay"}, {"start": 11815.3, "end": 11817.3, "text": " You're ready"}, {"start": 11820.22, "end": 11822.22, "text": " You're so last and I put it"}, {"start": 11825.82, "end": 11827.82, "text": " No, I lost mark"}, {"start": 11834.38, "end": 11836.38, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 11844.939999999999, "end": 11846.939999999999, "text": " No, you're"}, {"start": 11846.94, "end": 11851.84, "text": " Why do you play this game like Osama bin Laden would like it's so"}, {"start": 11869.18, "end": 11871.18, "text": " Oh shite, sorry"}, {"start": 11876.94, "end": 11880.94, "text": " I'm gonna try other people. Yeah. Return to lobby."}, {"start": 11899.94, "end": 11900.94, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11906.94, "end": 11917.94, "text": " I'm a good person"}, {"start": 11917.94, "end": 11947.9, "text": " Okay, okay, we're still in it."}, {"start": 11947.9, "end": 11949.9, "text": " One piece of orange shit"}, {"start": 11963.98, "end": 11965.98, "text": " Let's switch to that new man"}, {"start": 11972.14, "end": 11974.14, "text": " This guy looks like he would clean your house"}, {"start": 11977.9, "end": 11979.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11981.42, "end": 11983.82, "text": " What just happened to us? Oh, whoa"}, {"start": 12003.699999999999, "end": 12005.699999999999, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 12007.9, "end": 12014.82, "text": " You play for top. Okay. You play for your advantage in this world"}, {"start": 12037.9, "end": 12039.9, "text": " Watch it. Watch it."}, {"start": 12043.9, "end": 12044.9, "text": " God damn it!"}, {"start": 12044.9, "end": 12046.9, "text": " Did I have to be muted right now?"}, {"start": 12046.9, "end": 12047.9, "text": " I'll be coming for you."}, {"start": 12047.9, "end": 12048.9, "text": " Oh my god, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 12048.9, "end": 12050.9, "text": " It's because I keep muting in between games,"}, {"start": 12050.9, "end": 12051.9, "text": " and then I forget to unmute."}, {"start": 12051.9, "end": 12052.9, "text": " All good."}, {"start": 12067.9, "end": 12073.9, "text": " I think it's time for the"}, {"start": 12073.9, "end": 12075.9, "text": " wins."}, {"start": 12075.9, "end": 12085.9, "text": " And"}, {"start": 12085.9, "end": 12090.9, "text": " this is my LG."}, {"start": 12090.9, "end": 12095.539999999999, "text": " I need a I need someone to beat range like I can't deal with it. Oh, I'm on the other side now"}, {"start": 12095.54, "end": 12097.18, "text": " That is confusing isn't it?"}, {"start": 12097.18, "end": 12098.460000000001, "text": " That was blocking the other way."}, {"start": 12119.460000000001, "end": 12120.740000000002, "text": " Oh I also have an armor?"}, {"start": 12120.740000000002, "end": 12122.740000000002, "text": " Dude I don't know how to get in bro."}, {"start": 12122.740000000002, "end": 12124.1, "text": " I don't know how to get in."}, {"start": 12124.1, "end": 12138.66, "text": " side he's fucking go go go and I just died row and I'm using a fucking PS5"}, {"start": 12138.66, "end": 12145.06, "text": " I wish I was using my fucking fight stick my thumb hurts my thumb hurts so"}, {"start": 12145.06, "end": 12151.18, "text": " much grab a lot and like that thing where you kind of go forward my thumb"}, {"start": 12151.18, "end": 12161.300000000001, "text": " I'm like spamming shit. Oh, I think I had to grab but it's like kind of far range. Yeah. Yeah, you like run at me and jump"}, {"start": 12166.54, "end": 12168.54, "text": " I'm good"}, {"start": 12174.62, "end": 12176.62, "text": " All right all the models road game"}, {"start": 12181.18, "end": 12183.68, "text": " It's so funny that I just like to lose you."}, {"start": 12183.68, "end": 12184.18, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 12184.18, "end": 12185.66, "text": " It's like, all right, bye."}, {"start": 12193.02, "end": 12197.02, "text": " All right, well, I'm going to go on the ground."}, {"start": 12197.02, "end": 12199.78, "text": " OK, OK, all right, all right."}, {"start": 12199.78, "end": 12201.14, "text": " All right, settle down."}, {"start": 12204.82, "end": 12205.62, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 12205.62, "end": 12207.78, "text": " OK, so the worst people in the world"}, {"start": 12207.78, "end": 12209.78, "text": " He'll do that over and over again."}, {"start": 12222.26, "end": 12223.76, "text": " This guy's my least favorite ice-cream."}, {"start": 12223.76, "end": 12224.26, "text": " Jesus!"}, {"start": 12225.78, "end": 12226.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12226.68, "end": 12227.560000000001, "text": " Uh, excuse me."}, {"start": 12228.060000000001, "end": 12228.560000000001, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 12229.28, "end": 12230.640000000001, "text": " I'm just going up really quick."}, {"start": 12230.640000000001, "end": 12231.52, "text": " What is my fucking-"}, {"start": 12236.54, "end": 12237.04, "text": " Ooh, ow."}, {"start": 12237.04, "end": 12237.54, "text": " Ooh, ow."}, {"start": 12237.78, "end": 12247.78, "text": " I'm going to take a look at this."}, {"start": 12247.78, "end": 12257.78, "text": " I'm going to take a look at this."}, {"start": 12257.78, "end": 12259.86, "text": " Yeah, let me let me take the different"}, {"start": 12274.900000000001, "end": 12276.900000000001, "text": " Okay, all right"}, {"start": 12287.78, "end": 12306.7, "text": " No no no no no no no no no."}, {"start": 12306.7, "end": 12318.7, "text": " Alright LGs."}, {"start": 12318.7, "end": 12328.7, "text": " I'm trying out all new people for this one because Duplicate looks sick."}, {"start": 12328.7, "end": 12331.7, "text": " Okay let me turn to my one new character."}, {"start": 12331.7, "end": 12334.7, "text": " No I missed this."}, {"start": 12334.7, "end": 12340.7, "text": " Yeah she looks sick. That crab range is insane."}, {"start": 12342.62, "end": 12348.66, "text": " How do I send out my duplicate clones? Okay interesting. You wanna figure out"}, {"start": 12348.66, "end": 12358.42, "text": " first? Yeah it's fine. Okay. Oh wow. And then what do my clones do? Because they"}, {"start": 12358.42, "end": 12361.7, "text": " don't look like they're doing any damage or anything. I think it's like just zoning me, right?"}, {"start": 12361.7, "end": 12380.900000000001, "text": " I don't know. I'm not gonna die to this. This is a little fast forward. Well, this"}, {"start": 12380.900000000001, "end": 12384.54, "text": " guy now. Okay, this guy, I just like. I like his vibe."}, {"start": 12384.54, "end": 12386.78, "text": " All right, Paul, he's cute."}, {"start": 12386.78, "end": 12390.28, "text": " When you're dead, but also, I won't."}, {"start": 12394.12, "end": 12400.960000000001, "text": " Oh, I have like a, that is such a slow animation."}, {"start": 12400.960000000001, "end": 12403.880000000001, "text": " Someone that, yeah, something you feel really, like, too slow."}, {"start": 12409.400000000001, "end": 12410.44, "text": " Pretty sure I have a."}, {"start": 12410.44, "end": 12425.02, "text": " What is my no gun? Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. I just I'm trying to I know he has"}, {"start": 12425.02, "end": 12432.44, "text": " like a true match does the green match. He has a what's the word I'm looking for?"}, {"start": 12432.44, "end": 12441.12, "text": " have a projectile, but I can't figure out what it is."}, {"start": 12441.12, "end": 12443.28, "text": " I think my control is dead."}, {"start": 12443.28, "end": 12444.84, "text": " Is this me?"}, {"start": 12444.84, "end": 12445.84, "text": " Am I spamming?"}, {"start": 12445.84, "end": 12446.84, "text": " My turn."}, {"start": 12446.84, "end": 12453.44, "text": " I have to block that, and then I have a frame."}, {"start": 12453.44, "end": 12454.44, "text": " Special rights?"}, {"start": 12454.44, "end": 12456.52, "text": " Yeah, I don't know what special is, is the problem."}, {"start": 12456.52, "end": 12459.92, "text": " I have like a- Oh, yeah, that reminds me."}, {"start": 12459.92, "end": 12463.0, "text": " I do an annotation brain. Thank you X"}, {"start": 12467.2, "end": 12469.2, "text": " So three is special"}, {"start": 12471.56, "end": 12473.56, "text": " Well, he's dead now it doesn't matter"}, {"start": 12477.36, "end": 12481.9, "text": " Oh my god, yeah, the specials are mine in the bottom left or yours in the bottom left"}, {"start": 12484.88, "end": 12487.0, "text": " No, I'm not talking about my bar. I'm"}, {"start": 12487.0, "end": 12493.12, "text": " talking about the button special itself like cuz I don't know how to do certain"}, {"start": 12493.12, "end": 12507.56, "text": " moves that require it so I don't understand what what are we doing I'm"}, {"start": 12507.56, "end": 12510.06, "text": " I'm using a fight pad."}, {"start": 12513.66, "end": 12516.46, "text": " Dude, you just trying to put the tackles in it because this is sick."}, {"start": 12517.26, "end": 12519.56, "text": " Oh yeah, you should feel like I'm in an arcade."}, {"start": 12521.46, "end": 12521.96, "text": " It's like..."}, {"start": 12525.359999999999, "end": 12526.06, "text": " Wait, so..."}, {"start": 12528.46, "end": 12530.06, "text": " Special is my X?"}, {"start": 12531.359999999999, "end": 12533.06, "text": " And then I combo that with what?"}, {"start": 12533.06, "end": 12541.74, "text": " for a lesson. Why can't I have a break out when you were a young girl? Um, I know what"}, {"start": 12541.74, "end": 12555.9, "text": " Billy McCales is. I don't know that I've been. You end your strings with specials. I don't"}, {"start": 12555.9, "end": 12567.26, "text": " understand how to make her copies come out. You don't figure it out. Oh so I just do a"}, {"start": 12567.26, "end": 12573.26, "text": " string and then she this comes out of the end. Okay, let's see."}, {"start": 12585.26, "end": 12590.26, "text": " Oh, me and my 2 HP. Oh."}, {"start": 12597.26, "end": 12598.06, "text": " I was sweet."}, {"start": 12604.56, "end": 12605.56, "text": " Oh, why?"}, {"start": 12605.86, "end": 12606.960000000001, "text": " You just get to go!"}, {"start": 12606.960000000001, "end": 12608.16, "text": " You just get to go!"}, {"start": 12608.56, "end": 12609.460000000001, "text": " But why are you?"}, {"start": 12609.460000000001, "end": 12610.06, "text": " That's unfortunate."}, {"start": 12610.06, "end": 12611.16, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12611.16, "end": 12611.86, "text": " That's unfortunate."}, {"start": 12611.86, "end": 12613.460000000001, "text": " That is unfortunate."}, {"start": 12616.26, "end": 12618.960000000001, "text": " Next time, I demand to fight your father."}, {"start": 12619.36, "end": 12620.36, "text": " G..."}, {"start": 12620.36, "end": 12621.66, "text": " GGs."}, {"start": 12622.06, "end": 12623.06, "text": " How are the boys doing?"}, {"start": 12624.16, "end": 12626.86, "text": " I'm not going to fucking wait, toast!"}, {"start": 12627.26, "end": 12634.26, "text": " I'm not going to the fucking wedding bro."}, {"start": 12634.26, "end": 12644.94, "text": " Dude this game, this game is intense."}, {"start": 12644.94, "end": 12650.66, "text": " I feel like having it be like a tag fighter makes it very much so."}, {"start": 12650.66, "end": 12653.300000000001, "text": " Tag fighters are, they're crazy."}, {"start": 12653.300000000001, "end": 12656.5, "text": " Hey, thanks for playing guys."}, {"start": 12656.5, "end": 12660.82, "text": " Yeah, that was a fun game."}, {"start": 12662.66, "end": 12665.26, "text": " It is. Yeah, GGs."}, {"start": 12665.46, "end": 12667.26, "text": " What's your background?"}, {"start": 12667.26, "end": 12668.38, "text": " That's your fucking background."}, {"start": 12668.38, "end": 12671.3, "text": " The funeral might come before the wedding these days."}, {"start": 12672.82, "end": 12675.06, "text": " Damn, I wish I got to see what happened over there."}, {"start": 12676.06, "end": 12682.7, "text": " No, you guys, you guys, if you guys learn the tag system, the convuls go crazy."}, {"start": 12683.78, "end": 12684.94, "text": " He plays evil."}, {"start": 12684.94, "end": 12686.3, "text": " He plays evil."}, {"start": 12686.5, "end": 12691.74, "text": " It's a bin lot in play style and it's evil. Wow. Wow"}, {"start": 12697.18, "end": 12701.98, "text": " It's crazy to say that's true that is true and yet guess what you win"}, {"start": 12703.34, "end": 12706.18, "text": " Yeah, big. Thank you to an insible versus guys the 3v3"}, {"start": 12709.9, "end": 12711.9, "text": " Thank you invincible, thank you skybound"}, {"start": 12716.5, "end": 12717.5, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 12717.5, "end": 12718.5, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 12718.5, "end": 12728.14, "text": " He's so fucking evil, bro."}, {"start": 12728.14, "end": 12732.02, "text": " I finally figured out the tag system and then what happens?"}, {"start": 12732.02, "end": 12735.38, "text": " He hits me with fucking ranged spam."}, {"start": 12735.38, "end": 12736.38, "text": " Evil bro."}, {"start": 12736.38, "end": 12737.86, "text": " Anyway, type racer challenge."}, {"start": 12737.86, "end": 12739.94, "text": " Who can type this code fastest into their steam?"}, {"start": 12739.94, "end": 12742.82, "text": " If you do it, you win a free code for invincible versus."}, {"start": 12742.82, "end": 12746.22, "text": " It's time to play a game of who has the best typing speed?"}, {"start": 12746.220000000001, "end": 12748.580000000002, "text": " going to win it. I don't know one of the 10,000 of you."}, {"start": 12751.740000000002, "end": 12752.740000000002, "text": " Hi, kids."}, {"start": 12761.500000000002, "end": 12764.420000000002, "text": " The game was actually really fucking sick when we learned you"}, {"start": 12764.420000000002, "end": 12767.140000000001, "text": " could about the tag combos, but didn't know about the breaks."}, {"start": 12767.62, "end": 12769.54, "text": " So we were just zero to death in each other."}, {"start": 12769.54, "end": 12771.740000000002, "text": " And I was like, bro, this is Marvel versus Capcom three."}, {"start": 12772.260000000002, "end": 12775.18, "text": " And then we were like, oh, wait, the devs thought of this."}, {"start": 12775.18, "end": 12782.460000000001, "text": " you can break out of it. It's not a guaranteed kill every time you get any hit in neutral,"}, {"start": 12783.18, "end": 12788.06, "text": " which makes sense. That would be bad game design. There should be some counter play."}, {"start": 12790.7, "end": 12795.02, "text": " Dude, tag fighters are crazy. I gotta, I gotta learn how to play tag fighters."}, {"start": 12795.02, "end": 12806.54, "text": " All right, boys, I actually am gonna wrap up stream. I know it's kind of a short one,"}, {"start": 12806.54, "end": 12810.74, "text": " only three and a half hours, but but I've been streaming quite long and daily for a few days."}, {"start": 12810.74, "end": 12817.02, "text": " So hopefully you're not too upset about it. We will have guys a mogul money episode live"}, {"start": 12817.02, "end": 12823.02, "text": " tomorrow. Look at that. We're gonna have a mogul money episode live tomorrow featuring"}, {"start": 12823.02, "end": 12829.5, "text": " I'll also be live tomorrow probably around I would guess three o'clock maybe three to nine something like that"}, {"start": 12830.380000000001, "end": 12833.0, "text": " I think we might go for the God gamer gauntlet"}, {"start": 12833.42, "end": 12837.48, "text": " But I'm gonna rap maybe get a little practice in for some tag fighters"}, {"start": 12838.7, "end": 12842.960000000001, "text": " And I have some I got some signing. I got to sign some cards for"}, {"start": 12843.74, "end": 12849.26, "text": " Tip-to-tip stuff. You know that may well, I'm gonna take that. Oh, there is no time to watch actually"}, {"start": 12849.26, "end": 12852.26, "text": " Somebody uploaded a video on my Reddit."}, {"start": 12852.26, "end": 12856.26, "text": " It's called Reverse Tip-to-Tip Experience."}, {"start": 12856.26, "end": 12862.26, "text": " And it's a Chinese guy who went around the states."}, {"start": 12862.26, "end": 12866.26, "text": " And this is just a short clip from it."}, {"start": 12866.26, "end": 12868.26, "text": " I figured we'd watch it together."}, {"start": 12868.26, "end": 12870.26, "text": " I don't really know what..."}, {"start": 12870.26, "end": 12871.26, "text": " If it was like a full tip-to-tip,"}, {"start": 12871.26, "end": 12873.26, "text": " or just like literally a Chinese person walking around."}, {"start": 12873.26, "end": 12875.26, "text": " But like let's watch it the other way."}, {"start": 12879.26, "end": 12887.800000000001, "text": " Okay, so I'm sorry the first thing you try to do in America is to do"}, {"start": 12887.800000000001, "end": 12894.68, "text": " fare evasion you're trying to get a free metro ticket just okay all right"}, {"start": 12894.68, "end": 12896.68, "text": " based."}, {"start": 12896.68, "end": 12898.68, "text": " \u829d\u9ebb\u5f00\u95e8."}, {"start": 12898.68, "end": 12900.68, "text": " \u829d\u9ebb\u5f00\u95e8."}, {"start": 12900.68, "end": 12902.68, "text": " \u8981\u53bb\u4e70\u7968\u3002"}, {"start": 12902.68, "end": 12904.68, "text": " \u4f60\u597d,\u8fd9\u4e2a\u80fd\u76f4\u63a5\u8fc7\u5417?"}, {"start": 12904.68, "end": 12906.68, "text": " Yeah, you should be able to tap the video."}, {"start": 12906.68, "end": 12908.68, "text": " Yeah, you just hold it over."}, {"start": 12908.68, "end": 12910.68, "text": " \u8c22\u8c22\u4f60,\u8c22\u8c22\u4f60\u3002"}, {"start": 12910.68, "end": 12912.68, "text": " Not even trying to speak English is fire."}, {"start": 12912.68, "end": 12914.68, "text": " That is literally shit we would do."}, {"start": 12914.68, "end": 12916.68, "text": " That is funny saying it the other way."}, {"start": 12916.68, "end": 12918.68, "text": " Nailed it!"}, {"start": 12918.68, "end": 12926.56, "text": " That is literally shit. We would do that is funny. See it the other way nailed it though nailed it to be clear"}, {"start": 12926.56, "end": 12928.56, "text": " I mean the the"}, {"start": 12929.2, "end": 12933.58, "text": " The military dude got it perfectly just based off vibes. I"}, {"start": 12934.64, "end": 12936.74, "text": " Would be terrified. I'm not gonna lie though"}, {"start": 12937.36, "end": 12945.36, "text": " If there's a Chinese military dude post it up in full gear. I'm not saying. Hey, bro. How do I use the Metro?"}, {"start": 12945.36, "end": 12948.560000000001, "text": " I'm avoiding eye contact"}, {"start": 12952.16, "end": 12954.16, "text": " That ain't a cop, bro"}, {"start": 12954.480000000001, "end": 12956.400000000001, "text": " That is not a cop"}, {"start": 12956.400000000001, "end": 12958.92, "text": " That guy's an army. He's in the army"}, {"start": 12969.12, "end": 12971.12, "text": " This is insane"}, {"start": 12971.12, "end": 12982.640000000001, "text": " I knew more Chinese than this guy knows English."}, {"start": 12982.640000000001, "end": 12994.44, "text": " Okay, it seems like this guy just understands English."}, {"start": 12994.44, "end": 12995.94, "text": " Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 12995.94, "end": 13000.400000000001, "text": " It seems like he just understands English and he's just speaking Chinese for the walls."}, {"start": 13000.4, "end": 13004.4, "text": " Wow, your eyes are pretty."}, {"start": 13004.4, "end": 13006.4, "text": " Your eyes, this one."}, {"start": 13006.4, "end": 13007.4, "text": " You like my glasses?"}, {"start": 13007.4, "end": 13008.4, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 13008.4, "end": 13009.4, "text": " Dude, that's crazy."}, {"start": 13009.4, "end": 13013.4, "text": " A vibes-based communication, you know, everyone called it my alt."}, {"start": 13013.4, "end": 13015.4, "text": " It's so effective."}, {"start": 13015.4, "end": 13017.4, "text": " It's so effective."}, {"start": 13017.4, "end": 13019.4, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 13019.4, "end": 13022.4, "text": " There's no universe this guy knows how to say glass in Chinese."}, {"start": 13022.4, "end": 13024.4, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 13024.4, "end": 13025.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13025.4, "end": 13026.4, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 13026.4, "end": 13028.4, "text": " Hello, I want a cup of coffee."}, {"start": 13028.4, "end": 13030.4, "text": " Do you want coffee?"}, {"start": 13030.4, "end": 13031.4, "text": " Coffee."}, {"start": 13033.4, "end": 13035.4, "text": " This small one."}, {"start": 13036.4, "end": 13037.4, "text": " Small one."}, {"start": 13037.4, "end": 13038.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13040.4, "end": 13042.4, "text": " And then black one."}, {"start": 13043.4, "end": 13045.4, "text": " That is, wait, did she get this?"}, {"start": 13045.4, "end": 13047.4, "text": " Because that's a crazy play."}, {"start": 13047.4, "end": 13050.4, "text": " Pointing to the sweatshirt and saying black is crazy."}, {"start": 13050.4, "end": 13051.4, "text": " You want the black one?"}, {"start": 13051.4, "end": 13054.4, "text": " That's crazy tech."}, {"start": 13054.4, "end": 13056.4, "text": " That's actually crazy tech."}, {"start": 13056.4, "end": 13057.4, "text": " You want black?"}, {"start": 13057.4, "end": 13061.4, "text": " Not cream milk, only black."}, {"start": 13061.4, "end": 13066.4, "text": " Milk, milk, milk."}, {"start": 13066.4, "end": 13069.4, "text": " White milk."}, {"start": 13069.4, "end": 13072.4, "text": " White milk."}, {"start": 13072.4, "end": 13075.4, "text": " Then why would you say black, bro?"}, {"start": 13075.4, "end": 13078.4, "text": " You can't say black and then get it and then go,"}, {"start": 13078.4, "end": 13079.4, "text": " but with milk."}, {"start": 13079.4, "end": 13081.4, "text": " That's not black anymore."}, {"start": 13081.4, "end": 13086.4, "text": " You have removed the very thing you communicated."}, {"start": 13086.4, "end": 13090.4, "text": " Can I get a black coffee with milk?"}, {"start": 13090.4, "end": 13094.4, "text": " Yeah please, I want it to be black coffee, but with a lot of milk in it."}, {"start": 13094.4, "end": 13096.4, "text": " Can you get this one?"}, {"start": 13096.4, "end": 13099.4, "text": " Milk and coffee."}, {"start": 13099.4, "end": 13100.4, "text": " You want this one?"}, {"start": 13100.4, "end": 13101.4, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 13101.4, "end": 13102.4, "text": " And this one?"}, {"start": 13102.4, "end": 13104.4, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 13104.4, "end": 13107.4, "text": " And then add some milk. How much?"}, {"start": 13107.4, "end": 13109.4, "text": " $3 is nice."}, {"start": 13109.4, "end": 13111.4, "text": " How much do you want?"}, {"start": 13111.4, "end": 13112.4, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 13112.4, "end": 13113.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13113.4, "end": 13114.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13114.4, "end": 13115.4, "text": " This is pretty."}, {"start": 13115.4, "end": 13117.4, "text": " Yeah, you're pretty."}, {"start": 13117.4, "end": 13118.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13118.4, "end": 13120.4, "text": " I don't think she got that, right?"}, {"start": 13120.4, "end": 13121.4, "text": " There's no universe..."}, {"start": 13121.4, "end": 13123.4, "text": " Unless he pointed to his eyes."}, {"start": 13124.4, "end": 13126.4, "text": " She must've just thought he was saying,"}, {"start": 13126.4, "end": 13127.4, "text": " you're pretty."}, {"start": 13127.4, "end": 13128.4, "text": " For sure, right?"}, {"start": 13130.4, "end": 13133.4, "text": " You know where the toilet is?"}, {"start": 13133.4, "end": 13134.4, "text": " The toilet?"}, {"start": 13134.4, "end": 13137.4, "text": " Yes, the toilet."}, {"start": 13139.4, "end": 13140.4, "text": " Kittown!"}, {"start": 13140.4, "end": 13143.4, "text": " American Kittown!"}, {"start": 13143.4, "end": 13148.72, "text": " I do appreciate the blur here, even though he's definitely mimeing it out. That's respectful"}, {"start": 13160.72, "end": 13163.22, "text": " He's got a hundred thousand followers"}, {"start": 13164.359999999999, "end": 13166.359999999999, "text": " Hell yeah"}, {"start": 13166.36, "end": 13167.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, you like it?"}, {"start": 13167.300000000001, "end": 13167.800000000001, "text": " You want it?"}, {"start": 13167.800000000001, "end": 13168.300000000001, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 13168.300000000001, "end": 13168.800000000001, "text": " Keep it."}, {"start": 13168.800000000001, "end": 13169.800000000001, "text": " What's the name?"}, {"start": 13169.800000000001, "end": 13170.800000000001, "text": " Give to you."}, {"start": 13170.800000000001, "end": 13171.300000000001, "text": " Uh, give me..."}, {"start": 13171.300000000001, "end": 13171.800000000001, "text": " Give me."}, {"start": 13171.800000000001, "end": 13172.800000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13172.800000000001, "end": 13173.300000000001, "text": " Give me."}, {"start": 13173.300000000001, "end": 13174.300000000001, "text": " Give me."}, {"start": 13174.300000000001, "end": 13176.300000000001, "text": " Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 13176.300000000001, "end": 13177.800000000001, "text": " Hey, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 13177.800000000001, "end": 13178.800000000001, "text": " Who gives them cigarettes?"}, {"start": 13178.800000000001, "end": 13181.800000000001, "text": " Hehehehe."}, {"start": 13181.800000000001, "end": 13183.0, "text": " Here you go, children."}, {"start": 13183.0, "end": 13186.800000000001, "text": " It's Chinese customs to give cigarettes to people who are nice to you."}, {"start": 13186.800000000001, "end": 13187.800000000001, "text": " You even want cigarettes?"}, {"start": 13187.800000000001, "end": 13188.800000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 13188.800000000001, "end": 13189.800000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13189.800000000001, "end": 13190.800000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13190.800000000001, "end": 13191.800000000001, "text": " Low-key racist."}, {"start": 13191.800000000001, "end": 13194.800000000001, "text": " Okay, not super..."}, {"start": 13194.800000000001, "end": 13195.800000000001, "text": " Not our best."}, {"start": 13195.800000000001, "end": 13198.840000000002, "text": " Not our best performance. The deep bow with the hands."}, {"start": 13199.960000000001, "end": 13203.320000000002, "text": " Little bit. Okay, it's kids. Kids will be kids. Kids will be kids."}, {"start": 13211.720000000001, "end": 13214.44, "text": " There's no, they, okay, they think B Shoot Out means friends. That's not it."}, {"start": 13220.76, "end": 13222.04, "text": " He's just saying shit, bro."}, {"start": 13222.04, "end": 13229.240000000002, "text": " He's just saying this is genuinely like me going up and they go what's your name and I go I'm the crimson blur"}, {"start": 13229.92, "end": 13234.5, "text": " swag swag swag and they go swag swag swag and I'm like, yeah"}, {"start": 13240.44, "end": 13242.44, "text": " He's handsome"}, {"start": 13252.04, "end": 13259.04, "text": " This is the equivalent of us going to McDonald's."}, {"start": 13259.04, "end": 13269.480000000001, "text": " When you're away from home, you want a taste of home."}, {"start": 13269.480000000001, "end": 13272.480000000001, "text": " We went to McDonald's, he goes to Chinatown."}, {"start": 13272.480000000001, "end": 13275.480000000001, "text": " Chinatown food is so much different than Chinese food though."}, {"start": 13275.480000000001, "end": 13278.2, "text": " This is DC, right?"}, {"start": 13278.2, "end": 13279.2, "text": " This is Washington DC."}, {"start": 13279.2, "end": 13281.68, "text": " I don't know how the food is in Chinatown."}, {"start": 13281.68, "end": 13284.42, "text": " I don't know how the Chinatown is in DC."}, {"start": 13286.28, "end": 13288.06, "text": " It's deaf, is it top three?"}, {"start": 13288.06, "end": 13288.960000000001, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 13291.62, "end": 13293.12, "text": " I'm assuming it's kinda ass."}, {"start": 13295.12, "end": 13297.62, "text": " Chinatown DC is awesome, all right, I didn't know that."}, {"start": 13300.5, "end": 13304.12, "text": " I feel like SF Chinatown number one, not close."}, {"start": 13311.68, "end": 13312.18, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 13312.18, "end": 13313.18, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 13313.18, "end": 13314.18, "text": " I'm good"}, {"start": 13314.18, "end": 13315.18, "text": " Hahaha"}, {"start": 13315.18, "end": 13317.68, "text": " I'm a little too excited to talk to you"}, {"start": 13317.68, "end": 13318.18, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 13318.18, "end": 13319.18, "text": " Hahaha"}, {"start": 13319.18, "end": 13321.18, "text": " This is the Chinese restaurant"}, {"start": 13321.18, "end": 13322.18, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 13322.18, "end": 13323.18, "text": " You're not Chinese?"}, {"start": 13323.18, "end": 13324.18, "text": " No"}, {"start": 13324.18, "end": 13326.18, "text": " I think you're from Moscow"}, {"start": 13326.18, "end": 13327.18, "text": " I didn't expect that"}, {"start": 13327.18, "end": 13330.18, "text": " I remember that there were many foreigners in the Chinese restaurant"}, {"start": 13330.18, "end": 13331.18, "text": " Cantonese and Japanese"}, {"start": 13331.18, "end": 13332.18, "text": " Haha, yeet"}, {"start": 13332.18, "end": 13336.18, "text": " In a Chinese restaurant, you didn't expect foreigners?"}, {"start": 13336.18, "end": 13340.18, "text": " To be clear, they're not foreigners, they're Americans"}, {"start": 13340.18, "end": 13346.26, "text": " It's not like you go to a Chinatown restaurant and there's only Chinese people there"}, {"start": 13348.82, "end": 13353.78, "text": " That's like going into the McDonald's in China and being like what the fuck what are these Chinese people doing here?"}, {"start": 13354.9, "end": 13358.220000000001, "text": " We're my baisu wagyu rents. This isn't correct"}, {"start": 13358.220000000001, "end": 13378.02, "text": " So expensive that is so expensive if you are coming from China 37 dollars 200 I"}, {"start": 13378.02, "end": 13381.62, "text": " mean it's in America that's like whatever that's par that's standard that's not"}, {"start": 13381.62, "end": 13385.500000000002, "text": " crazy that's fucking standard he got like two dishes it seems like one dish"}, {"start": 13385.5, "end": 13391.66, "text": " was 1999 you got a side for another I can't really tell maybe a drink for another five and then tax"}, {"start": 13393.26, "end": 13400.22, "text": " that's fine that's normal but if you're from China that's like 231 you want that's like a hotel"}, {"start": 13403.02, "end": 13410.46, "text": " that's expensive I mean brother it what do you mean Washington DC you're fucking dinner where you"}, {"start": 13410.46, "end": 13414.06, "text": " got a meal a side and a drink yeah it's gonna what are you talking about what do you what price"}, {"start": 13414.06, "end": 13420.859999999999, "text": " you expect. Are we living in the same America? That's not $20 anymore."}, {"start": 13423.42, "end": 13427.42, "text": " This is only standard prices for LA. He's not in LA. He's in DC."}, {"start": 13431.82, "end": 13434.14, "text": " He's in DC, bro. Oh, I wonder if he tips."}, {"start": 13437.1, "end": 13442.779999999999, "text": " Oh, it ends. It ends. Wait, who is this person? This is a re-upload of the actual channel. I"}, {"start": 13442.78, "end": 13444.74, "text": " I guess maybe they're only on Billy Billy."}, {"start": 13445.54, "end": 13446.74, "text": " That YouTuber seems awesome, though."}, {"start": 13452.140000000001, "end": 13452.74, "text": " That was funny."}, {"start": 13454.300000000001, "end": 13459.34, "text": " I want to see a full adventure of someone doing tip to tip from China and America."}, {"start": 13459.62, "end": 13461.7, "text": " We talked a bit about it in the Chinese comments."}, {"start": 13461.7, "end": 13463.18, "text": " We're like, you would get fucking shot on the streets."}, {"start": 13463.18, "end": 13463.7, "text": " You wouldn't."}, {"start": 13464.380000000001, "end": 13465.86, "text": " It's a gross exaggeration."}, {"start": 13466.54, "end": 13471.820000000002, "text": " I actually think in the same way that people have negative perceptions of"}, {"start": 13471.82, "end": 13476.08, "text": " your experience coming to America or maybe sorry Americans have a negative"}, {"start": 13476.08, "end": 13481.18, "text": " maybe thought of what it'd be like in China. I think Americans pound for pound"}, {"start": 13481.18, "end": 13487.38, "text": " would treat foreigners super well. I think very hospitable, very kind. I think most"}, {"start": 13487.38, "end": 13492.18, "text": " Americans are. And I don't think I'm crazy for saying that. Like yeah, is our"}, {"start": 13492.18, "end": 13497.619999999999, "text": " government shitting the bed? Of course. But I think the people in the country"}, {"start": 13497.62, "end": 13509.62, "text": " generally pretty hospitable. What about down south? I think that's also a false"}, {"start": 13509.62, "end": 13515.960000000001, "text": " idea that you have. They're more hospitable down south. Like are there"}, {"start": 13515.960000000001, "end": 13520.18, "text": " racist people? Yeah of course. Are there people who are going to be assholes? Of"}, {"start": 13520.18, "end": 13526.5, "text": " course. But I would expect if you were to do a trip across America to go down"}, {"start": 13526.5, "end": 13531.82, "text": " South that they would be nicer than if you're dude up north. I think it'd be much colder up north"}, {"start": 13532.26, "end": 13534.9, "text": " Like the worst experience you probably have is"}, {"start": 13535.98, "end": 13541.62, "text": " In like major cities, you know, I'm assuming if you're like New York fucking city because I don't give a shit"}, {"start": 13549.74, "end": 13551.74, "text": " Maybe Florida'd be bad"}, {"start": 13556.5, "end": 13560.66, "text": " But I'm not white, I'm not going through the south."}, {"start": 13571.86, "end": 13578.9, "text": " I get your concern, but I actually think it would be a better time going through the south."}, {"start": 13578.9, "end": 13589.779999999999, "text": " Now, there are bad neck of the woods. Absolutely. Don't, don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 13592.66, "end": 13594.18, "text": " There are bad neck of the woods, but"}, {"start": 13597.06, "end": 13601.859999999999, "text": " it's also, it's not like there, I think there are more white people in the north and the south"}, {"start": 13601.859999999999, "end": 13606.1, "text": " if you were to look at the demographics of America, like percentage wise."}, {"start": 13608.9, "end": 13629.9, "text": " The South is more diverse, just to be clear."}, {"start": 13629.9, "end": 13635.199999999999, "text": " I've only gone on the Eastern coast."}, {"start": 13635.2, "end": 13641.52, "text": " So I've been across, and obviously my experience is unique to my life, but I've gone New Hampshire"}, {"start": 13641.52, "end": 13647.36, "text": " to Florida to the Holy's Coast."}, {"start": 13647.36, "end": 13656.84, "text": " The number one KKK town is in Pennsylvania."}, {"start": 13656.84, "end": 13657.84, "text": " Major cities are the most diverse."}, {"start": 13657.84, "end": 13658.84, "text": " Yeah, of course."}, {"start": 13658.84, "end": 13662.0, "text": " I'm talking, I guess, state by state."}, {"start": 13662.0, "end": 13670.36, "text": " by diversity. Racial and ethnic diversity in the States. Oh, there's a fucking sense"}, {"start": 13670.36, "end": 13673.12, "text": " it's coming up, isn't there?"}, {"start": 13682.84, "end": 13686.88, "text": " Yeah, okay, this is exactly what I thought it was. The whitest part of the US is"}, {"start": 13686.880000000001, "end": 13691.68, "text": " Maine, West Virginia, Vermont, New Hampshire, which I knew because"}, {"start": 13691.68, "end": 13693.000000000002, "text": " I'm from New Hampshire, bro."}, {"start": 13693.000000000002, "end": 13694.68, "text": " And it's 87% white."}, {"start": 13695.76, "end": 13697.560000000001, "text": " That shit is white as fuck."}, {"start": 13698.68, "end": 13704.960000000001, "text": " The least white is, I don't know why Alabama, I don't know how this, oh,"}, {"start": 13705.160000000002, "end": 13708.76, "text": " oh, yeah, I don't know why it's like listed up here."}, {"start": 13710.960000000001, "end": 13713.080000000002, "text": " Wait, it's not like categorizing it correctly."}, {"start": 13713.080000000002, "end": 13714.000000000002, "text": " I just can scroll down."}, {"start": 13714.000000000002, "end": 13714.36, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 13714.44, "end": 13714.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, there it is."}, {"start": 13714.960000000001, "end": 13723.76, "text": " Hawaii, California, New Mexico, DC, Texas, Nevada, Maryland, Georgia, Florida, Jersey,"}, {"start": 13723.76, "end": 13724.76, "text": " New York, Arizona."}, {"start": 13724.76, "end": 13725.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, that makes sense."}, {"start": 13725.960000000001, "end": 13730.68, "text": " So basically major cities in the south."}, {"start": 13730.68, "end": 13737.76, "text": " Major cities in the south."}, {"start": 13737.76, "end": 13738.76, "text": " That adds up."}, {"start": 13738.76, "end": 13754.2, "text": " Can you give some movie suggestions?"}, {"start": 13754.2, "end": 13757.68, "text": " I'm going to watch Inside Lewin Davis tonight."}, {"start": 13768.76, "end": 13784.32, "text": " Thank you, Alex, for the 16 months."}, {"start": 13784.32, "end": 13789.86, "text": " All right, boys, thank you very much for watching the stream today."}, {"start": 13789.86, "end": 13791.36, "text": " I'm going to wrap."}, {"start": 13791.36, "end": 13797.6, "text": " I'll be back live again tomorrow, probably a bit earlier and a bit longer."}, {"start": 13797.6, "end": 13805.28, "text": " exactly know what we're going to do yet. But it should be fun. I'm looking forward to it."}, {"start": 13815.68, "end": 13823.6, "text": " All right. Goodbye, everybody. I have a good one. Go practice 2xko. Literally the first thing I'm"}, {"start": 13823.6, "end": 13833.92, "text": " I'm going to do an ending stream the first thing I'm going to do without a shadow of a doubt."}]}