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Boys
What is up y'all damn five months. Thank you little triceratops
I do love a lulz.
Lulz old contents snore.
Thank you very much everybody for all the subs.
Appreciate all the primers.
You see Fuzly and Lillian playing 2xKO?
I know I have to do it.
Today we're making a change.
I'm sick of it.
Today we are making a change.
I'm just about fucking pissed off.
I'm pissed, I've had it up to here.
There's more to go, but that's actually
like a pretty high relative to my full body.
This is pretty high up.
I'm still somewhat upset about this
enough to take some action.
Let me tag you into my Discord
I need them in on this. We need to make a change. It's not clickbait. It's not drama.
This is accountability. Hi, lobby. Play some badass music, Tim.
Okay, so we have to have a talk.
There we go.
Guys, we have to make a change today.
I don't like it either.
I am sick.
I am tired.
I am done.
I want my time back.
I am losing too much of my time.
I have spent maybe three hours a day
watching short form content,
specifically of a TV show, this Australian guy,
who goes up to a new person's house in every short
who he's never met.
He says, hey, you Craig?
And the guy goes like, yeah, I'm Craig.
And then he goes, I'm gonna need my money.
And then he beats the fuck out of that person.
I don't know what the TV show is.
I don't know this TV show is, I've been watching this TV show through shorts every day for the last five days.
Have you considered not doing it? I don't have self-control!
I don't have self-control!
It's called Mr. Inbetween. I'm not being sarcastic when I say I didn't know the name of the TV show,
but I have probably seen two hours of this TV show through maybe 70 different shorts.
You're an adult.
That's why I'm having everyone be held accountable today.
Okay, I did two things.
I did two things.
I deleted x the everything app off the phone.
I deleted twitter.com off the phone.
I deleted TikTok off the phone.
I kept Instagram or call.
I don't have a great reason for it logically.
I just low key think that reels are fire.
Reels are better than reels are pretty fire and also they have messages also
they have messages and I have to message it's for work probably is what I'll tell
people it's probably for work I think I need to message people for work I
literally had to message a guy today for it I don't think and also also I
don't know if you can do Instagram on like the computer oh I just open it
you can
should i delete instagram?
fuck
god damn it i'll do it
i did it! it's gone!
Okay, should okay, I heard there's a okay. I don't know if this true somebody told me
There's a way to room. I don't this true
There's a way to remove YouTube shorts as a recommended option
On YouTube is it just clicking this show viewer shorts fewer shorts thing
Is that it
In settings, you can do it how tell me your ways wise man
If you turn off your watch history
Go to your settings and you can change your shorts screen time. Okay, hold up. I'm doing it right now
Because you two shorts. I okay
I have the tier lists
Instagram reels number one
Okay, it's the best short format tiktok number two
All right. Number three, and this might be contentious. Number three, Twitter.
Twitter has been condensing entire movies, and they're longer than the YouTube ones because
they're like seven minutes long. I've watched like 15 movies. Worst of all is YouTube shorts.
I think YouTube shorts worst of all. I think YouTube shorts is four. I think YouTube shorts
This is for Twitter will show porn though a fun surprise a test of your discipline and
willpower I consider an exercise like curling weights.
Okay let's go to the settings.
Time management.
How is this possible?
How's this possible?
How's this possible?
Okay.
I pulled up, so YouTube tracks actually your hours.
It says I average 10 hours a day on YouTube.
Okay.
Here's the thing that I don't understand.
Correct me if I'm wrong here.
It says on Saturday, I watched YouTube for 29 hours.
Okay.
How does that work?
How did I do that?
What was that about?
29 hours?
How am I pulling 29 out of 24?
I'm squeezing water from stone?
Multiple devices?
That makes sense.
Actually, now that you mentioned it, you're right.
You're right.
Actually, on my computer, I had a playlist.
Well, I've been playing CS2 at night with Slime sometimes,
and I play these playlists.
I'm listening to a whole core playlists.
And I'm wide swinging every time you gotta know I'm wide swinging and I'm not counter strafing. I don't know how
You're so old I I realized that dude I actually realized that watching Jinxie
Jinxie is the streamer I would be if I was 10 years younger and also funnier when I was 10 years younger
I'll be it. I'm way better at League of Legends than that guy. Holy shit. Anyway, let's let's
do it. Shorts feed limits. Shorts feed limits. Zero minutes. Wait, so how does this work now?
How does this work? So I made it zero minutes. If I open up a short, what happens? I can
literally by the way, here it is. My two shorts recommended.
This is the TV show I've been watching and then that's slime.
My two favorite things. It's supposed to stop. It's it's
your. Why is it playing? Okay, let me restart the app maybe.
Oh, there's just no shorts now. Oh my God, there's no
shorts wait this is insane there are no shorts whoa holy shit holy shit holy shit
look at this for you page oh my god it's like 2016 all over again oh my god
Holy shit! This is crazy! I didn't know you could do this!
How do you do it? You go to settings, and then you go to watch behavior or something like that?
Settings?
I don't know how to find it on the desktop.
I'll be honest, I found it on the phone.
It's only on mobile, but it affects your desktop, which is kind of cool.
Snapchat has the worst shorts.
I'm 30.
I'm not on Snapchat.
I think most 30 year olds on Snapchat are weird, I think.
Is this weird to say?
Is that hurtful to say?
I don't know.
I feel like if you're 30 on Snapchat.
three reasons. You're keeping up a snap streak. Okay. With
with friends. That's fine. You haven't grown up enough yet.
Okay. That's all right. Pedophile. That's probably the
third. I don't know. I don't know. That's a heavy accusation
I've levied. I'm just saying that's what I assume are the
three reasons. I don't feel like I can come up with a fourth.
I assume those are the big three.
Do you get grandfathered in to snap if you have a snap score or a snap streak? It's fine. I
Realize a lot of friendships are so fragile that if the snap streak goes the friendship goes and I think it's okay
I think it's okay to acknowledge that
That's all right
You're having an affair?
That's a good fourth reason.
Well, it's not a who's sorry.
Hold on.
I want to pause that.
I want to take that back.
I don't think that's a good.
Sorry.
That is a reason I would believe for someone to have it.
That's a better phrasing.
That's a better phrasing.
And that's why we, that's why we have the opportunity to correct ourselves in
this world.
Are we watching the new minister beast video?
If it's good, I wasn't planning on.
I'll be real, I wasn't planning on.
If it's fire, maybe, but I really wasn't planning on it.
Who's in the building?
He's trying to enter my bag.
Hope she literally is.
Okay, I got a bag of takeout.
She's sitting in the bag.
All right, have fun.
That hat does not fit your head, what?
Hope you are doing well, don't wink.
Do you think I have a big head?
Affairs can be good. Affairs can be good. I don't think there's... I don't think you can make up a good reason for an affair.
I don't think there's ever a reason to betray the trust of somebody and do an affair. You just break up with them and then find a new partner.
The only reason you would do an affair is if you're perhaps cowardly
Fear
Pussy-ness
Foreign affairs
Wow as an American I also think we're pretty bad at that too. Oh lie. Our foreign affairs aren't great either
What about a trist though? I don't know what that word means. T-R-Y-S-T.
Independent escorts. How did you know that so quickly? Oh no, it's an agreement between
lovers. What? I don't understand what this is.
Both lovers have to hurry to keep their noon time
trist in the park.
Are they having sex in the park?
What does that mean?
Otto, I needed something from you.
Otto, what did I have for you?
Stop.
Otto, in the game of Counter-Strike 2,
When you win a round and you're the MVP,
your game will play a soundtrack
that you can download or purchase.
All right?
I don't have it happen to me too often,
but it happens occasionally.
I don't know why no one you're trying
don't need a dancing game respect
the performance screen.
I'm in the sand, the best, the same.
So my question for you,
The game of Counter-Strike 2 is moddable.
Is there a way to mod Counter-Strike 2 to have a custom sound play in real games that isn't something you need to purchase through Valve directly?
Does that make sense?
Could I, as an example, play...
Okay, I'll just play it but like seriously be chill about it. Okay. I got you
What about only doing it locally is there a way to do it locally it doesn't play for the other players
But locally it replaces it.
Oh my god, that is a YouTube short.
Why did I just pull up a YouTube short?
Oh my god, I just said we're not going to watch them!
Fuck!
She put chat on screen?
Yeah, I just can't do it for the first 30 seconds
because sometimes you guys say curse words
and then my YouTube video gets demonetized.
Speaking of demonetized,
my CS2 video got flagged for demonetization.
Why?
Because we were shooting each other.
I want a custom kit for local and I'll tell you why. Okay. I'll tell you why.
Because on Friday, guys, on Friday, it is the return of the beat-off.
We're bringing the beat off back this time bigger than ever because a new competitor
is joining the field.
Aiden.
Beat off his back baby.
Beat off back baby.
I want to have three judges.
I want it to be Porter Robinson.
I want it to be B-shoe and I want it to be Nakey Jakey.
Actually you know what?
text them all. Getting porn or
Robinson will answer me. I looked at his number my phone I don't have it. I don't
know why I thought I did.
Okay, I'm asking a Jakey
Okay, let me also ask Horner Fuck, damn it.
I don't remember Porter's discord name.
This is like one of the worst things about modern day messages.
If somebody's Discord name isn't their name, it's impossible to find.
Bad friend.
It's like Timo Top or something.
like it has it's it has nothing to do with anything
fuck I can't find it dude fucking I don't have Instagram oh my god
It's something with an M, I think.
Maybe there's a way to look through your friends, actually.
That's probably a thing, right?
I would do that if I started a social media site.
Is there a way to, like, look through all your friends?
Oh, I have 370 online right now.
Oh.
How many do I have?
I have 785 total friends.
Wait, how many Discord friends do people have?
Damn, I've not looked through this in a while.
Arcadem?
That is not a name I have heard in a long time.
Interesting.
Phase B.
It's very cool.
Damn, my friends are kind of lit.
I could sell this shit.
Bobby Scar.
There's no way to oh my god
This is going to take me too long unless it's right here.
Okay, this is, this is, this is not, I can't do this on stream.
I'm literally just going to be silently scrolling.
Hi, Coots!
Hello.
Okay, now I can't see anything.
Are there mods? I can tell you Porter's thing.
Wait, can you just say the first letter? I don't need you to dox it
Just literally say the first letter because then I can look it up. Just give me the first letter, bro
Okay, I can't reach out anymore cuz Coots is in the way. Coots come on. Okay
Coots
Coots
Coots
That's not pee
My god now I'm just having random letters
I love you buddy. I can't see.
Kuta can't see. Thank you.
Hey, my computer just went down. Okay.
She literally stepped on the...
It's J?
Is Jermah the same guy?
I do want to come on here?
Come here.
You didn't tell my lad too long.
Oh my god, it is J.
I'm doing a beat off with my friends on Friday.
Would you be down to judge our beats from the beat-off?
It would take 20 minutes tops.
It's not jay robinson, that would be crazy.
Yeah, it's me jay.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
That was a youtube chatter, w youtube chatter.
He's on a South American tour right now.
Yeah, I can oblongos.
This is so embarrassing. Look at my YouTube recommended.
Apparently they don't remove shorts from your...
...suggested.
This show does seem fire.
I'm not gonna lie.
I mean, obviously I can't say I've actually watched it.
It's a fire show through shorts though.
Mostly just because Australians are naturally charming.
It doesn't work on the website. It does. It does. It saved my homepage. My homepage is
fixed. I mean obviously I can still see him on the homepage but whatever. Who do you got
winning? Okay, so you're the Spurs tonight? Who's home? Probably the Spurs. Is it okay
I see at home, still the spurs I think.
You're getting second tabbed, buddy Sativa, you have one opportunity right now to put me on your main monitor or your perm event.
We don't fuck around around here, bro.
I am on your main monitor, or I'm not on your screen.
Why the fuck are my viewers dropping?
Thank you the three months. I appreciate that this
Money match one sub brother you got SSBM in the fucking main dog. Well, you made your account a year ago. You're probably asked
You made your twitch account a year ago with SSBM in the name. You're probably asked from a butt. Did you play?
You're probably shit
Lucky thing the 14 months
I'm not gonna play you right now. I haven't I have you think I come in a stream and I go
I like to heavenly kiss my time. I'm gonna play SPM on a score of 1.
When I eat a crepe I want to make sweet sweet love to the crepe and then eat the babies
with the waffle or pancake. I just don't get that.
You guys have to understand I am one of the top streamers in the world right? Like
Let's just look
All right, this is the top 50 look
Okay, I'm not in the top 50. That's fine top 100
Right I am one of the top 106 streamers
Okay, I'm up there with people like forcing
T2 X2
Polinho, okay? You gotta understand I come in a stream with the plan prepared
I'm not washed I'm just a multi streamer now, and they don't have a cool-ass website like that for you, too
I
Alright boys today, it's gonna be a shorter stream. I've been banging out long ass streams
I think we did like a 12 hour stream Saturday a 10 hour stream
Friday six hour stream seven hour eight or stream on Sunday
So I'm due for a short one boys. I'm gonna run four hours today
We're probably going to run for hours today, so I guess I'll get there.
Wait, I had something else I wanted to do.
Oh, I wanted to do a Wikipedia race with Joe and then another person, but I was trying to actually think of who the other person would be.
I can't do Big A in stands.
The A stands is too good and I don't want to do big A because I don't want to do big A without stance because I think it's mean to stance.
Adapt. That's a crazy pole.
Adapt would be kind of fire.
That's a crazy pole.
I kind of like that.
I can also do Pookie.
Small Ant, brother.
I'm not going to invite Joe Bart to get his ass fucking beat by Small Ant, who in preparation
for a Wikipedia race looked up every article.
So I looked up every article and I have a database of the shortest route to go from
A to B.
I coded my own path on Claude to find out the best algorithm.
I can now get every single word within three connections, Max.
It's like, it's not really gonna be the vibe.
I'd rather it be adept than he looks up Cumquat.
And he's like, fuck dude, I never knew it looked like that.
I
Let's see if Jo's down to do tomorrow Joe and it is dreams of the animals
Little big plan keys
How about Big Finebird? Brother, Big Finebird needs to learn how to do Big Fucking Glodar.
I got pissed off today. I opened Twitter on the desktop. First thing I see, let me pull
up the tweet because it pissed me right the fuck off.
The stream after fine loses a tournament or event is always crazy because he starts imitating
a bunch of new shit in tech he just never did and it's like I'm watching an evil glow.
Okay.
Why are we glazing a top runner for fucking learning shit?
He should have damn learned three months ago.
What are we doing here?
He's a big damned idiot.
He should know how to blowdar.
You should have known that when I was speaking damn Chinese.
How about Jinxie? I like Jinxie. Jinxie's chat scares me though.
I will lie. Jinxie's chat scares me.
Any streamer with more than 30K viewers terrifies me.
I said I'm better than Jinxia League of Legends and he's not gonna hit whatever it was emerald or diamond
Brother, I had first time viewers in here telling me to blow my shit off smooth. He's got shooters
Maybe they're from tarpon springs, but the blikky still clicks
Cajal's chat's nice. Cajal's got a great cat. Wow. Hold on depends
He's got a great chat when he's playing Pokemon of Connor
when he's watching a pro league game, one of the players f$%$ up one play and its like
gg their sh$t they should be banned from ever playing the game again
one's geogas returning video dropping soon ish
shate drizzle said he's struggling on the edit
I said shakey you figure this sh$t out bro
We're 7000 videos deep. You got this
That's all eSports true you're not wrong dude I watched the rainbow six tourney last night
Shop of higher belly in second place. It was sad bro. I mean obviously
Obviously, whatever, it's not for me because I like Chopfly, but damn, we got our shit
pushing.
Good ass run.
True.
It was a good ass run.
It was a good ass run.
Who's a better gamer?
You were Jinxie.
I think Jinxie, his greatest gaming accomplishments hitting the highest rank in Rainbow Six
siege. I don't count. Okay. It's tell me it is a bad take and I'm open to it being a bad take.
I don't
respect the pedigree of top clash player as much as other games
because the game has too many pay to win elements for me to respect it as a gaming accomplishment.
I'm not saying the game doesn't take skill, that is not what I'm saying.
But I respect games where you can pay to be better at, less skillful, than games where
a new player has the same level of advantage as someone who's been playing the game ten
years.
If you boot up Counter-Strike 2, we're all shooting the same gun, you know?
clash it's like you just you get to have new guns
some skins make you better it's true if you have the dragon lore op it hits more percent
than less percent.
Would you beat Jinxie and Chess?
Can we not?
Like, what are we talking about here?
The thing is, Jinxie's like electric, right?
A lot of people like watching Jinxie.
He's got Gotham Chess reviewing 400 level games.
I'm a 1300 level player.
I'm not great at chess.
but I am better than someone who hasn't grinded chests.
I'm just older, bro, I've played more.
I'm just older, bro, I've played more.
I'm just older, bro, I've played more.
I'm just older, bro, I've played more.
I'm just older, bro, I've played more.
Yes, 1300, you heard me right.
Look, check it out, I got you.
We're gonna do unbanned forms right after this. I'm just gonna show you real quick
This is this is like one of my alt accounts. It's just a 900 level game
Let's go for the scotch
Fuck is this scary is this scary
Oh my god, I wasted so much time.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god, I choked.
Oh my god, I'm down a whole piece.
Fuck.
you used to meet holy fuck that was smart
oh my god
He honestly played like a pussy, like I feel like we should talk about that.
Ah boys!
Let's do a bit of un-ban forms we haven't done in a while.
You guys know how it works though, we play a little game of bingo, once we hit bingo
We are done with our unban forms bingo board maker
Now quite a few people have been banned on this stream
I've had a few let's say angry streaks when things aren't going my way
So today we are going to make an unban form bingo board
I need you guys to help me by giving me suggestions of things. We are likely to see in this bingo board
What are some things we are likely to see from the unbans?
Alright?
Alright, sure, slur.
Love it.
Well, I don't.
Uh, AI Apology.
Okay.
Sexist.
Sure.
Friend.
Did it.
Okay.
Uh, double down.
Um, what else?
What else?
What else?
Good Apology.
Ludwig Band. Fine, fine, fine, fine.
Baxed Seater. Sure.
First-time chatter. 999 plus chatter.
Former sub.
Self promo.
T1 viewer. I don't know if that's gonna happen.
other streamer stream watcher maybe that's better way to put it big fan I just
want to read chat how about that I won't do it again great crossband counting
Five plus your follower didn't deserve called me gay second band
6-7? Is that even a reason we banned? I don't think we would.
I'm a frog? All right.
Whoa.
How many you got?
I'll get more than enough.
All right, let's do it.
We got a bingo board here it is
Okay, we're gonna end when we get bingo. That's it. We're gonna end we get bingo
We're gonna put on a speedrun timer. We're gonna see if we can get a record for our fastest bingo
All right, let me pull my band forms.
And I think we are good to go.
Okay, I have a slight issue today.
My third monitor doesn't work, which is tilting.
What it is, what it is.
5 boys here's our bingo board we're gonna try to see how quickly we can get bingo speedrun timer starts after I read the first
unban requests three two you can do this maybe
Oh, fuck, I'm blocking.
Shit, is there a way to not block?
I can put the cam in the top right and then just make it a little smaller.
How's that?
That's kind of good wait I kind of cooked here.
Tim fucking nuked their ass.
First of all, whoever banned me, fuck you.
What the hell did I do for getting banned?
I just asked if he was watching an anime
and that got me banned, stupid mods.
If Ludd is reading this, man,
you need to keep a watch on these mods,
or at least this mod.
First off, Tim, get fucking owned.
Second off, that's a double down.
That is a double down.
Do we have it?
Do we have double down?
Yes, we do.
That's a double down.
We're counting that one.
I will unban.
I will unban. No, I haven't seen it bro.
Next. Next, next, next.
You suck and I banned them.
You suck and I banned them.
I genuinely don't know what this is from.
I don't know what game I was playing or what.
And then they said can confirm he still sucks.
hold up let's take a look we're gonna go to cell you know we're gonna try to
track down this is May 9th at 951 in the morning 951 in the morning that's
kind of shocking no May 9th I was just watching Minecraft
I was just watching Minecraft
This was the first week of the tournament I wasn't even playing the fuck that I did
Brother I wasn't even playing
Shut up and play Mario. Where's come dog? You know what?
Shit, I'm allowed to say that
I don't think this is all the unbanned form, right?
This isn't a bingo board.
Oh!
Oh, I thought it was a first-time chatter.
They wrote two in 2026, February 5th, and then they wrote, Ludwig...
Uh-huh.
Sucks that cod.
Then they got banned.
Low kitty, my fault, OG.
I understand why I was banned.
Typing modified slurs is probably not a good idea, but to be fair, he was playing pretty
bad in that search and destroy match, like legit hard scoping between two targets and
only killing maybe two people the entire match type bad.
I honestly don't type very often and mostly want to be unbanned so I can gamble chat points
occasionally.
Uh, you know, it won't happen again on all that type grip.
What the fuck is type grip?
Okay, first off, this maybe counts as slur, because it is a modified slur, but I also
think it's a decent apology most importantly though they're making fun of
my gameplay where is it mad at gameplay that's the one we're gonna use here mad
at gameplay I genuinely am trying my best bro oh my god nice two million
dollar house and a colon three that is easy that is a first time chatter wait a
slime ban is bingo a slime ban is bingo dude a slime ban is genuinely bingo this
is a Ludwig ban
love you might be buns uninsulted game let me install the game wait is 30 oh
this was a viewer who was making fun of my rivals be through to skill I said
1v1 me right now they said they didn't want to buy the game so they were
calling me but without even having played the game my bad I'm not a hate
watcher my buns common was in jest cuz I had been seeing girl you might be buns
one fun when some funny shit happens in squeak streams didn't translate
over well and let copy of my pants down the mouth I get it I didn't back
of my trash talk but perma for that seems huge no I don't think Ludwig Banz on
this one right they have over 1,000 messages so it's a 999 plus chatter I
will unban it's okay I guess we are buns wait a squeaks mention also let's
Let's do Squeaks mentioned because that's I think rarer. I'm gonna mark down Squeaks mentioned. I think that's more rare
You are so ass okay, why is it would be me to me?
Fuck there would be me to me
Sorry for the rage baits
I don't think truth equals ban fuck right off I don't I don't think this is
anything I don't think it's anything didn't deserve oh oh oh bingo bingo five
minutes holy shit it's a world record it's a world record we have a slime band
wait that's actually insane sub six but we have to find out one final thing before
we're done why did slime ban them the sea bass one is never typed in my chat
although they were previously subbed. They've also been following me for almost six years.
So the question is, what did they do that pissed Slime off so badly?
They wrote, sorry Tim, it was a bad, unfunny joke, you don't deserve that, sorry Tim.
This could be anything. I mean I saw Slime Band somebody in his chat the other day because
they said, how are you? And he said, don't fucking ask me that. I'm not trying to be
your fucking friend. Don't ask me how I'm doing. Okay, what the fuck, dude, what? Dude,
I was so ready to be on your side. What is that?
That's a crazy I couldn't have I'm sorry pause the music. I couldn't have crafted that I
Couldn't have thought of what that was gonna be
You got crazy you got crazy fucking thoughts in your head, bro
Get behind me Tim Tim get behind us
I'm gonna deny dude. That was fucking crazy
All right, that's bingo
That's me. Oh, anyway, congratulations everybody. That is your bingo moment of the day
That is your unbanned forms of the day. We're done
easy
That was easy
That she might be a YouTube short. I don't even know if that was a full-ass video house. We got a world record there
We got a world record
Do another one we might do what we can do in a mile
I mean we can do one at the start of every stream. We don't got to beat it into the ground on the first stream
You know what I'm saying?
Barely long enough for her short says Stadler
There's actually a video I really wanted to watch.
I don't know if I have enough time.
Fuck, I don't have enough time. I have a sponsor stream today.
I didn't realize how long this video was.
Minecraft drama video? What drama video?
Please not MrBeast or Minecraft. It was actually neither, but it's just a little too long.
It's a video called crossing China one cigarette at a time and I want it to watch it.
We might watch it tomorrow.
It might be a tomorrow angle.
The video seems fire because this is the guy that actually inspired not the trip to
China but my goal for my trip to China because this is the guy I saw a video of him it's actually
maybe this video right here where he's biking across China and somebody invites him into their
home to eat which is why I made my goal when I went to China to do that but we'll watch it we'll
We'll watch it tomorrow.
Can we watch the Luigi video?
Yahoo!
Okay, no.
You can't watch the...
Okay, what did I want to look up pause? I wanted to look up. What was it think think think think think think think think think think
I think Ludwig and Slopp, Ludwig and Slopp, this is also 40 minutes.
Mr. Beast is too long. Fuck.
I have a third video.
I'm beginning to watch this video. Let's see it.
I saw Will, or excuse me, Joe watch a bit of it yesterday and it looked fire.
It's a video called, I investigated the country where it's illegal to be fat.
Obviously a little bit of a click bait, especially when you look at the thumbnail.
But I think we've all heard some things about the beauty standards of Korea.
So I'm curious, let's take a look together.
Don't be fat.
Don't be ugly.
Don't be poor.
I'm sure you know, it's like the plastic surgery capital.
Do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience?
This is the Minecraft drama video by the way if you wanna watch it.
It is officially over.
Marla, who was ranked as the number one Minecraft TV viewer on her own...
I don't know, fuck, sorry.
I'm sorry, I don't know if that's rude.
I don't, um, care. I'm 30.
Uuuum, okay.
Saudi apathize.
South Korea, the world's beauty capital, where being fat isn't just frowned upon.
That's AI for sure, no?
The art style just looks AI.
It's hard for me to tell.
You're openly shamed.
Help owners will clearly say to you, like, oh,
yeah, that's no toast for you.
In a country where our parents can feel like currency,
the pressure to be thin is everywhere.
On billboards, subway floors, and storefront windows,
a constant reminder to change and be better.
Creating a standard so intense it's
driving a surgeon weight loss drugs, extreme dieting,
Dude, this is edited like a Fox investigative report.
Like a local news stations report.
Potentially something much worse.
Okay, so I have to get the 75 kilograms?
I'm here to find out just how bad it really is.
Included, I'm here to find out.
Everybody, before we get started with the day,
I want to see what level of freak show
the locals are gonna see me as.
So behind me, there's a fat test
that are in all the parks in Korea.
They really just said, let's gamify emotional damage.
So whatever I get here is gonna dictate.
Is that true?
This is in every park in Korea.
That seems like a lie, right?
How I feel about myself today,
and probably how I eat.
So according to Google Translate,
this first one here, it says you're an alien dot, dot, dot.
I mean, I'd rather be called an alien than a fat ass.
So I guess if I can't fit-
Is it common though?
Is it in a lot of parks?
Through this I'm not considered human.
That was very close.
This next one is...
This is actually common?
Please, what does it say?
That's crazy!
Oh my god, I'm scraping it.
It's very common.
This is insane, no?
But just let somebody buy a scale at home. This is crazy
It's common over East Asia
You see I've seen I
Know there's a shrine in Japan that has something similar, but I mean I've been all over Japan in China
And I didn't see it one time
Yeah, we're good there. Okay, so the next one is just chubby. So not as wordy as the other ones
But still just as hurtful chubby
This is changing the breakfast plans very quickly.
Crazy to think that I'm considered chubby in Korea, because I like to think that I'm in a pretty good shape.
So after chubby, here we have average, which I would never be so grateful to be called mid in my entire life.
I would love to be average.
And then we have thin, thin, and then here says skinny, and it looks like they've removed actually one of the poles here.
of the poles here because maybe like it was probably too extreme like I don't even think
a 90 day fast in a caved in rib cage I could fit through that yeah I mean that's at 15 centimeters
is absurd your bones should be wider than that because like thin barely my quad goes through that
and the crazy thing about all of this is that this is literally in the middle of a children's
park and they're probably gonna see this as a game and you want to beat the game so I just go
to this and if I can't fit through it I'm gonna do whatever it takes to be able to fit through
eventually. So I think it just causes a lot of issues.
The dot dot dot on the fattest one I'm covering it a bit. The
fattest one having a dot dot dot is fucking insane. You're
really bad. Is it for kids not adults? I mean, I assume it's,
I don't know. If it's worse, if it's for kids to be clear,
right? I don't necessarily think that's a great thing to
to have at parks for kids.
Korea has a zero calorie and zero sugar obsession.
And because of that, there's tons of different spots that cater towards that.
So if I want to be able to fit through that tree a little later on, there's
certain things that we have to do.
So the first spot that we're checking out is the zero store.
So zero calories and zero employees.
This is just having to serve yourself on a place.
This is pretty sick.
I just feel like I found a loophole in my fitness journey.
No way.
It's zero calorie ice cream.
How is zero calories?
How is that possible?
That's just water.
They're doing like zero calories.
Well actually, hold up.
If you were to take a soda, a diet soda,
and then freeze that,
I guess that's a zero calorie snack, right?
Zero sugar, there's zero calorie peanut butter,
which sounds like I'd rather have enough allergy to take.
How do you, how is that, how is that as it exists?
It's that, then a bunch of high protein foods here.
This is sick.
Wow.
I've never seen a Coke Zero Tall Boy.
Oh, I have to get that.
That's so sick.
I wonder if they have Zero Calorie Pizza.
Just like cardboard that has a tomato scent.
43 gram protein in that, that's a hefty boy.
That's good.
I swear, I think this must be what heaven looks like.
There was so many different options of Zero Calorie,
Zero Sugar Snacks to choose from,
especially Jelly,
which is often seen as Korean ozempic,
providing you with something to fill your stomach
with little to no calories at all.
All this unsupervised protein is pretty incredible.
Koreans must be trustworthy.
All right, so we got a few things from the zero store.
We got to start off with the zero calorie ice cream.
I don't, like, what is this?
Is this supposed to be like great white shark flavor?
Like, it doesn't really tell me anything, and I can't.
It kind of looks fire, like that store.
Not as a standalone store,
but if that was a section at a grocery store.
I really understand the back of it,
but it's pretty in your face about being zero calories.
So you really can't forget it.
All right, so visually, shark-like as in gray and ominous.
It looks like meat that's been left in the freezer
for like a month.
Yeah, it looks fucking nasty.
Smells actually fire though.
It looks like clay.
Wow, what?
Not as offensive as I thought it was gonna be.
That's actually quite good.
There's a lot of flavor going on.
I thought it was gonna be very neutral.
It's very fruit punchy.
It must be chemically when you bite it
It doesn't taste bad it just doesn't taste like anything really
Just the outside is very fruity insides nice and like red like that
but
If I was on a diet to keep my mouth out of trouble
Very good. We're gonna be trying to be pretty heavy jelly present the malnutrition maximizer because there's literally
I mean there's nothing in it zero calories
This is just really to fill volume in your stomach.
What's the life expectancy in Korea?
Not bad.
Have a couple of these, like three of them for breakfast and you're good.
Crazy to think right now as we speak, I'm losing weight.
Eating ice cream and jelly.
There's no calories in it but I'm burning calories talking to you.
Think about that.
I feel like you can't be healthy.
We've got 200 calories, which practically at this point feels like a binge.
I don't know if I should do it, I kind of feel bad.
I want to fit through that tree
Nailed it. There's a chubby boy in Korea and Joanna Muffin running on just 200 calories for the day
I headed to another spot built entirely around low-calorie zero sugar option their life expectancy is longer than us
Well, yeah, I mean we're a low fucking bar
We are a low bar, bro
We had that fucking bamboo game in an American park holy shit
It's we're in a zero sugar cafe right now where the owner actually invented their own sweet here called swallow
That's be confused with the Pokemon but as you can see show that's down protein overnight oats
No sugar added cream pudding. I got two spoons with my order
So I don't know if I'm being fat shame right now because to me this looks like a meal for one
But maybe she thinks I need to share it the chubby boy over here, but we got the overnight oats
We got a drink I've given this place multiple opportunities to earn my trust
So it's sugar-free low calorie and gluten-free so my mouth isn't exactly watering over here, but you never know
Let's try this open. I don't know. Oh
It's it's thick just put it in right like that. I
Love I feel like so many products nowadays are branded as like I
Mean similar to this this is obviously an extreme version of it
But like any Instagram ad I ever get for any food is like fucking maximum protein
And always using a brand new sweetener and I don't know the science on it, but I can't imagine like alcohol sugars
Are good for you. I just can't imagine I'm still
And I saw the Jeff Nippard video and I want to say I trust Jeff never in my life. I
Trust that man. Whatever he says is true. Okay, and he walks around. He goes as pertains fucking fine
You would die from water intolerance before as pertain
It just doesn't add up.
It just doesn't make sense.
I'm not saying he's wrong.
It just doesn't add up to me.
How is it possible?
What a stick.
If it doesn't fight back a little, I don't want it.
Why not?
Because I have this fundamental belief in my system
that there's no such thing as a free lunch.
OK.
And I feel like a lot of food technology is that it's actually a free fucking lunch.
It actually tastes good, is low calorie and has zero sugar and isn't bad for you.
And I don't know the math. I'm not a scientist. I don't know the math. I don't look that up.
But to me, that seems like it shouldn't be the case.
I had two Bear Bells today, why are you asking?
Mmm, the fire. My blood sugar isn't spiking, but my happiness levels definitely are so flavorful.
Swallow needs to be FDA approved ASAP. How many calories?
Wow, now we have this coffee drink with a sugar-free foam on the top. It's a buttered pecan flavor.
Scrubbious. So far, we have been given every opportunity to be skinny and no opportunity to blame the food.
After eating, I met up with Korean American content creator Daniel Oh who uses psychology, philosophy and his cross-cultural perspectives to help women build self-love.
So I'm considered kind of like chubby.
He's a fire fish.
Not chubby. You would just be considered like a buff dude.
If you look at the vast majority of like idols, for example, they're really skinny.
I even have a friend who was an idle trainee, but he started working out and he wasn't even like bodybuilder big
Like he was probably around my size and they were like you can't be an idle anymore because you're too big
So they actually dropped him from the training program because they were like you're gonna be too big compared to everybody else on stage
What is the ideal male and female physique?
I think for men, it's the same anywhere in the world. You got to be tall, right?
So if you're 180 and above that's like you're considered handsome because you got that going for you
Yeah, so will definitely would be considered a handsome guy in Korea
But actually I could use this will as an example of like why you would be considered a handsome guy by crazy standards
Yeah, so you also have what's considered like a small face
So in Korean society when they like fucked up eyes and short people
Say you're beautiful you're handsome men and women one of the things they'll comment on is like
Wow, you're such a small face basically what it means is like if you look at the proportion of your face to the rest of your body
Like it looks smaller right and so that's what people mean by having a small face
It has a lot to do with proportions and of course you have like a very
It's not too different from what the standard would be from then anywhere you go in the world right and then for women
This guy looks like a clavicular and chelmo Pete had a kid. All right relax on to the chelmo Pete first off second off
Not too far off. This is like
like super strength and standards.
There is like a specific angle of like your forehead
to your nose and then an angle of like your nose
to this part of your face right here.
And so like those angles are all like measured
according to like what's called the golden ratio
or the Fibonacci sequence.
If you are, I think over 60,
I would say like four kilograms,
you're considered like chubby for a-
64 kilograms.
Yeah, for a Korean woman.
regardless of the height.
Yeah, regardless of the height too.
Yeah.
If a woman weighs over 50 kg, she must be nuts.
That's insane.
I feel like Clavicular obviously is like a pariah
in the States, like we hear everything he does
because he's such an anomaly compared to the average person.
It sounds like Clavicular is the average Korean woman
who is into like beauty maxing.
He's par for the course.
It's tough because nowadays Korean women,
like they are also conscious of like their breast size,
but because like naturally Korean women
just don't have a lot of like subcutaneous fat.
It's hard to get that naturally.
So one of the most common procedures
that women will get is like breast implants, right?
And it's like, again, sometimes you can kind of tell
because it's like you have a very skinny woman,
but her like breasts are large.
And it's kind of like, how do you get that?
That's kind of like, I would say the most toxic aspect
the beauty standard that Korea is now following.
Also of one piece drawings.
As soon as we started walking,
we were flooded with more zero calorie stores
on every corner, plastic surgery ads everywhere,
and impossible beauty standards at every turn.
These are the kinds of signs that you see
in front of every single gym.
I mean, he looks fucking insane.
Dude, that guy's like got 7% body fat.
Like, talk about a transformation.
Like, I don't think I've ever related so hard
to a before side of a transformation in my life.
Like when I see this, I don't see motivation or inspiration,
I just see pressure.
So these ads on the wall,
this is not possible to be attained naturally.
You can get it naturally,
but there are some markers that show
that it is plastic surgery.
So for example, this angle from forehead to nose bridge
is kind of what I was talking about earlier
of that ideal angle that women want.
And then this pointed nose
and this angle from here to here.
Again, more often than not, you actually need an implant to get that pointy nose
because it's very rare to see that like just naturally through genetics and then the husky blue eyes.
I don't think I have a pretty nose. I have long-ass nose hairs and flared out nostrils.
I was looking at cuties nose the other day. I think she has the craziest nose I've ever seen.
That ass looks like it's surgically implanted. She's got like a top 1% nose.
And I've never thought about a nose as a beauty standard thing, but I'm just staring at her nose
I was like, damn you got a beautiful nose. I
Got a fucked up nose
What's weird about that she's a breathtaking nose I
Don't have a nose, but I'm not I'm not saying I have a nose fetish
I think any part of the body can be beautiful.
Oh, I can't tell my girlfriend she's a beautiful nose anymore.
Yeah, so the lenses now is to the point where a lot of women
will feel self-conscious going out and not wearing lenses
because it's just become so, you know, commonplace.
So would you say anime has a big impact on the style and how people look?
I think it has a lot more to do with Korea.
It's such a trend-driven country.
So if they see, like, oh, you know, this, this influencer that I follow on social media started wearing colored lenses.
Like, I want to do that too. Yeah. And then like trends just move so fast.
So we're walking.
He handled that question well. He handled that question hella well.
Because in his head, he's like, well, fuck it, he's got nothing to do with it.
But he bounced off it real easy, real easy.
Nailed that one.
I mean, look, maybe it's possible that like colored contacts have something to do with that.
like colored context and I wouldn't say anime specifically but in art I don't
think there's a lot of like very unique eye colors outside of art like that you
know I'm talking like the red eyes or the gray eyes but that I mean that spawns
back to like I don't know fucking Homer writing about the color of Athena's
eyes by a bunch of these markets and the clothing is so small. It's insane. On this tag over here,
it says F, which stands for free. So free size is basically the idea that like it's like stretchable.
So if you're a Korean person, you should be able to fit one size fits all. Yeah. But
as you can see here, it's not a very friendly size for a lot of foreigners. Right. I think
I'm at a pet store shopping for my dog. Yeah, I was going to say like, I feel like in the
States I'd see this at like the children's place. Yeah, I think that if I went into a store and
Hand me a salad or something like that. This is a brandy Melville shape for sure. I don't even think my quad could fit in that
Yeah, I think that's actually you know, you're right. Yeah, that's like the size of one of your quads
That's literally my quad
I've had many schnauzer at home
This we're sitting I think but we wanted to see if the men's clothes had more realistic sizes
So I kind of want Will to try this one because it says here OF which stands for overfit and it's the idea that like it's a bag gear fit so
Yeah, I don't know man. I literally can often hit my head through it
There is a button if you want to unbutton that thing there and see if you could pull it through
I meant get it on like if a Korean dude was wearing it. It's supposed to be very loose
But now you just look like a private school
Yeah, that's what I was going to say, boy.
That's supposed to be like a bag-year fit, I believe,
but you make it look like a regular fit.
Yeah, yeah.
I only have to fly halfway across the world
for my calves to feel above average.
But the fact that this is oversized,
I kind of feel fat.
Dieting alone can't always get you the body that you want,
which is why Korea is packed with beauty clinics promising
to speed up the process.
Hi, we just wanted to see, like,
if you have like a menu of different, like, fat loss
options, like, polycystinjection.
So these are kind of like the fat melting injections
that I talked about.
So they got like stuff for double chin over here.
Contour.
Damn, how much is 300 rack?
It's like a 1000X multiplier, no?
So it's like $300?
Pouring for the face.
And it's a 99,001 for a session.
So that would be like around,
right now with the exchange rate maybe,
No, not even like $70.
So this is like specifically targeting arms, thighs, abdomen.
It's like very popular because again, it's like,
it's hard to actually do the work of like eating properly,
moving properly, right?
But it's like, why do all that when you can just melt it off?
Yeah, and the proportions that are really like,
people want to see it.
Is that real?
How do you melt it?
I don't really understand a lot about plastic surgery.
What do you mean melt it?
All right, literally impossible to get.
So you have to do it this way.
That's right, because you can't target fat loss
through natural means, right?
You guys want to see a layer of the ampoule, right?
This is the free lip injection.
One of the most famous,
fat-melting injection in the world.
Actually, it kills the fat tissue.
Are there other people?
Some of the people come in.
Where does the fat tissue go?
It turns it into oil, and then they suck it out.
Jewels think it's hand-gifted, that's yucky.
And pretty young, asking for the stuff.
Yeah, sometimes.
But usually for the tip tip.
Did you ever have any, like, thinner people come in
requesting stuff like this sometimes sometimes but I try to tell him to do
another thing or a smooth way this is kind of aggressive way to reduce fat so
what do you think of Korea's body image culture? Actually I I'd like to because I
get money from those kind of culture but I don't think today is that super
dangerous thing because you know purchase from the America or the
They are really damaging their health.
Ideal culture must be between the European style and Asian style.
What's your opinions on Korea?
Yeah, I mean, that's not a bad answer.
I mean, because he is going there and obviously like dramatizing the issue, and it is an issue.
But like, what is American obesity at right now?
30 plus percent?
30 to 40 percent?
Like we're not exactly the beacons of health compared to Korea.
These standards.
Yeah, so I'm French.
I feel like it's much more standardized in Korea, so yeah.
When you moved here, did you look a lot different than you do now?
Yeah, so when I moved here, I was overweight basically.
I was kind of a pressure myself to fit in.
Like in France or in Europe,
you would never have, I would say,
kind of negative remarks.
But in Korea, they'll be like,
I, that's why you're, you know, you're flat.
I think they're a lot more like-
It's higher than 50% right now.
There's no way, right?
American obesity rate.
37%, okay, that's what I thought.
40.3%.
with how you look because I feel like in North America if someone gained weight you wouldn't really say it
But maybe you just like think it so here they actually would just tell you straight to your face straight to your face
Even like when I meet up with my friends and I haven't seen them in a while if like my skin is looking worse
They'll be like, oh, yeah, you just got some looks like you got some trouble on your face
If I look a little bit bigger like first thing they'll be like, oh my god
Your face looks a little bigger than the last time I saw you look like wow wait or like
Vice versa you look like you lost weight. Do you like how forward people are in Korea or what do you think about that?
I feel like, and maybe this is a crazy thought, but the content of a person's character matters
more than the way they look.
Could you ask her to tell me like the first thing she thinks about when she sees me?
It's not where I won't get offended.
Can we get a applause?
We were longtime friends and you saw me for the first time.
What would you have to say to me?
That's an old proportion of your face.
I lied recently.
It's like 1, 1, and 0.8.
maybe your like bottom is a bit long if this part my bottom's a bit long that's it like you
could get some facial feel skin is it hard to be a girl in korea well i think so there's many things
that girls need to do to keep their durations i think she's saying that there's like should be
equal proportions like third third third and his bottom is not long enough it's point eight i
don't know the fuck that means i guess point eight of what it should be compared to if it
If it was 1-1-1?
It's too long, I wonder what point it is.
We've been walking around looking for interviews, but we were getting no luck with girls because
they're all just like, they don't have makeup on, their hair is not done, their outfit's
not good.
So most of them are rejecting us right now.
It's like they want to do it, but they just don't feel confident enough to be
on camera right now.
Actually the person we just asked she does have makeup on and she still didn't want to do it because she wasn't confident
She needs more makeup on. She's been asking girls to do interviews and a lot of them are just like, oh I have no makeup on I can't like is that very just common
Oh yeah, if you don't like leave the house without makeup on then most of you wear a cap or like a mask to cover your face
When looking for like a girlfriend like what kind of a traitor you attracted to
When I look at it from the outside, I think I like people who have a unique and pretty hairstyle.
And when I look at it from the inside, I think I want people who are happy when they are working for themselves.
What's the main reason in your opinion as to why...
Okay, good answer. I think that's fine.
Big eyes, love work, sure. It's vague, but all right.
Why a lot of people in Korea are so skinny?
I think that it can be a bit of health for people.
I also think that if you are fat, you can take care of things that are not healthy.
And I think that if you lose weight, you can get back to your efforts.
Do you think the Korean people look at that people in the street?
mostly that they don't care about themselves.
It's like wrong, but it probably is correlated to a degree.
And they don't care about their family too,
because a lot of the family members, usually as I mentioned,
if you're getting a bit of a weakness, say something.
So kind of like you didn't care about the family said,
or you're not pointing out that you're unhealthy.
Would you associate skinny with being healthy?
To a certain point, I think it can contribute
to like better balance because, you know,
I think having more weight on you
can really hurt your knees a lot and your joints.
That's one of my problems my parents have.
So I think that kind of weight really,
if they didn't have it,
I think they'd be feeling a lot better
and they'd be a lot healthier for sure.
So would you rather be skinny or healthy?
Being skinny doesn't guarantee you're healthy.
Being fat doesn't, sorry,
being skinny doesn't guarantee you're healthy
but being fat does guarantee you're unhealthy.
Yeah, that's true.
I think being healthy, I mean,
I think some of them kind of overlap in some extent.
Yeah.
But I think being healthy is more important
and just living a long and happy life is more important.
And do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience?
That isn't true. I think it's inarguably true.
I think, okay, it's untrue in the sense that fat is a subjective line that changes per person.
And so maybe one person's definition of fat is too broad and would include people who are otherwise healthy.
But I think if you have maybe a more accurate term of what that is, then that is unhealthy.
Like if we're talking someone who's obese, then that would be someone who's unhealthy.
I don't think Sumos are healthy. I actually think if you were to look at the life expectancy
of Sumo wrestlers compared to the country of Japan, they probably do pretty poorly. They're
wrong. They're powerful. They have a mastery over their body. They're not healthy by any degree.
I mean, what is healthy, right? Like healthy, I think is
taking care of yourself to extend, you know, your life. Basically, it's like
taking your care of yourself in a way so that you can extend your life as long as possible.
to a degree in your control.
A long life is not a healthy life.
I think a long life usually is a healthy life.
Yeah, I know, I disagree.
I think they correlate.
I mean, you can't have a long life
that isn't a healthy life, absolutely.
But usually the healthier you are the longer the life usually I think they correlate. I don't think it's a crazy thing to say
You can have a long life and be very unhealthy you can have a short life and be very healthy
But usually the healthier you are the longer life will will go
I've heard that shopping is difficult too but when you go shopping the shop owners will clearly
say to you like oh yeah that's more close for you like but the reaction is very obvious and I think
they feel like that's bad sometimes. Are there any extremes that people do to like look a certain
way here? I mean I think most extreme one or most obvious one is a classic surgery but I know
there's especially with women they go on like really crazy diets back like 10 years ago
This is when K-pop idol called IU, I don't know if you know her.
No.
But her, whatever diets were infamous, because like, she, all she ate for the day was like
one sweet potato, like one apple, like ice cream or something.
So she'd have like 200 calories for the day, and she'd lost like 10, 15 kilos in like two weeks or a month.
And then a lot of people follow that, right?
Yeah, exactly. A lot of women follow that.
15 kilos in two weeks, what?
Yeah, stuff ain't very severe.
K-pop starvation diets don't just stay in the industry.
They reshape how people everywhere see food and body image.
When extreme restriction is framed as discipline and constant hunger starts to feel like progress instead of a warning sign, that mindset spreads fast.
With people normalizing under-eating and fearing calories just to chase an unrealistic look, like calling 130 calories a meal or using formulas like height minus 120 as a body weight goal.
So height minus 120 for your kilograms.
So I'm 183, so it's 63 kilograms.
Is that it?
Pfft.
I'm a lot bigger than that.
I'm a lot bigger than that.
So I spoke with a K-pop singer who
had to stay anonymous to avoid backlash
about what that pressure actually feels like
behind the scenes.
Do you think there's a lot of pressure on you
to be skinny?
Yes, or my friends.
Is that good?
I don't think so, but they need my friends like that.
Korea ranks very high on grades.
Why do you think that would be?
Idol culture.
Idol culture.
Yes, they need skinny shape.
What are they?
I don't know this.
Holy shit. What the fuck is going on in Greenland? Jesus. South Korea is third on the list though.
And second highest for women.
Yeah, I guess that's the eternal winter, no sun.
Who's the lowest? Who's killing it?
I feel like this is because they're dying by other means.
I don't know how much.
This is kind of a sad thing to read.
This got way more sad than I thought it would be.
Okay, back to the video.
Cleaning face.
So this rates being so high,
do you think are related to the K-pop culture?
Yeah, I think so.
So the girl back in the cafe said that she needs to be
skinny for her fans.
Does that make sense to you?
Oh yeah, 100%.
I would imagine that like a lot of her success
gonna depend on her followers and fans, piping her up, sharing her music, and just continuing to engage
with their content. But if she were to gain weight and they're just gonna like lose all interest in
her because regardless of talent, oh yeah regardless of talent because it's just kind of like-
I see videos on Twitter. K-pop is way weaker on Twitter than it used to be, right? Like obviously
like in COVID they ran that shit. But I still get occasional K-pop videos. And I do get videos
a lot from my K-pop stands from both ends of the spectrum like usually actually what I see it's like
a K-pop idol and it's a video of them and it's then looking like too skinny or too gaunt and then
I think it's like foreign fans like concerned with just how skinny they appear in like a video
dancing or something I don't know any of the context because I don't know really any K-pop
titles my name, but that's I see that how talented you are it's not like I couldn't find 15 other people who are equally as talented as you
So if you want to make it you have to be talented and you got to be beautiful and you got to be a great dancer rapper
Like that's the industry. So we found a place for lunch called preppers
Which I'm it kind of sounds like contest prep like you're prepping for something and then the funny thing is it's his preppers
Diet food not healthy food because I feel like healthy food wouldn't be as much of a draw to go in
The diet just sounds like more like weight loss, right?
Yeah, I think you nailed it on the head.
That would be like us too.
And yeah, I think it is for weight lifters
and I see more and more popping up all over the place.
So a bunch of pasta bowls, rice bowls.
You recommend the double bowl?
Yes, for me, only the double bowl gives me enough protein.
Combo comes with a drink.
For example, a Mino drink over here.
I think a Mino drink.
That's one of their things that they're known for.
I have yet to try it, but I heard it's pretty good.
So and then they got like protein milkshakes and stuff.
Protein coffee milkshake sounds amazing.
Like places like this in North America
like don't show up.
No.
I feel like that's because there's like,
they don't think there'd be enough traction.
Right, right.
So I feel like there's obviously a lot of traction
and like demand for this.
Yeah.
I think they don't exist in America
because the cost, the cost would just be absurd, right?
It would just be so much,
like I think there's still an idea of buying food
that gives you value for your dollar.
And if you were to basically get the equivalent of chicken and rice
It would be so much more than just making chicken and rice
I guess like Chipotle sometimes used as like a meal prep
Panda Express yeah, that's what Christian does
Christian eats a pan express four times a week and he just gets the fucking teriyaki chicken bowl
with white rice
Like for me when I first came to Korea they didn't have shops like this
So I missed like Chipotle or like Kava because you can get pretty good macros for those even though they have like high
Sodium, but you know that I think I stuff like this. It's not every day
You see a fountain drink station where it's only the zero sugar stuff. I think coax your I was water
It's actually pretty good macros and it's pretty cheap
Respect that cheers man. Cheers when a place has sprite zero you just know it's gonna slap because this is a rarity like this is a rare
Party most places have coke zero. Yeah, sprite zero. You don't know how lucky you got it, man
Wow, I there's this everywhere here in Korea side
I think the only diet sodas you're guaranteed is a coke or maybe a Pepsi and then outside of that like
Assume that it was cool and also the fact that this place is 24 hours is insane. Yeah, that's crazy
I love that. Yeah, I wanted to get the pasta bowl
But I feel like if I ordered that, it was impossible to get a diet.
Dr Pepper at a restaurant.
I'm saying when you go out at a restaurant is impossible to get a diet.
Dr Pepper.
It seems like a trap.
All right.
Here we go.
You want to make sure you mix it all up nice.
Ooh, that's a big boy bite.
So good.
Nice.
I like that it's like a, it's a reflective plate.
Mmm, you know, so you get to the bottom of the plate and you can see your skin your reflection when you're done
What would you say is like a big factor is overcooking that big can't see the reflection. It's not polished enough in
Korea's low obesity rate. Would you say it's all lifestyle or any like genetic?
I think one of the things that people don't know is that in addition to the social pressure that there is to stay thin and stay healthy
East Asians have a way lower subcutaneous fat cell count than our Western counterparts and this is quite common in Korea
Well, you'll see like those skinny fat body types, right?
Well, you'll see men or women that don't look that fat,
but they have really high visceral fat levels,
just because there's not a lot of subcutaneous fat
that can hold it.
So they won't look as big,
but they'll still have heart issues, diabetes,
pre-diabetes, insulin resistance,
like all across the board.
So it doesn't take that much size for a Korean person
to be equally as unhealthy as like, you know,
are you a PN based or, yeah.
Okay.
I don't know what the fuck subcutaneous fat is.
I'm gonna come very clean so that was a little bit above my pay grade.
Where did you say this bowl is?
So I had to guess.
I would put it around 600?
Okay, I was gonna be like around 700.
Have you heard of macrofactor?
I have it.
It's the quickest and easiest way to track your calories.
And if you don't have a place that has the calories in your bowl, take a photo,
and it gets pretty close.
That'd be awesome.
So, cool.
It's an ad.
So, $775.
Isn't that great?
Yeah, it's pretty accurate.
So, I mean, it tells you all the macros,
and you just log us here.
That's nice.
Yeah.
There's also a new feature where you can upload a recipe,
including ingredients, instructions,
and servings, all with just a snap of a picture.
So if you guys want to try the macro factor app,
make sure to use code WILL for two weeks.
We're now in Cholno, which is known
is the obesity drug mecca of the world.
And literally every single building is a pharmacy
just selling fat loss drugs.
It's actually pretty insane.
So there's a pharmacy right here,
and then there's a pharmacy right here,
and then literally like five more feet,
there's another pharmacy right here,
and then next door is another pharmacy.
And then across the street,
there's more pharmacies over there,
Which is like, I don't know why you need this many pharmacies.
I guess the demand is super, super high.
So we are gonna see how easy it is for me to go to a clinic,
get a prescription, and get some Mugobi.
He read my message spreading this info.
Is it here?
Oh, shit.
Stainless is fat under the skin.
Wow.
He might be busy.
Yes.
This fat is organ fat.
This is a foreigner.
I want to get Mugobi for free.
What's the name that you use in Korea?
Well, I just walked in, said my name, gave my ID, and it's good.
Do you have a preference of Igovio or Munjaro?
What does he recommend?
Uh, what would you recommend?
He said that you would have to get a consultation with the doctor.
So I can see him here right now.
Right now?
Is it a long way?
I don't think it's going to take that long.
Okay.
We're in the waiting room right now for the weight loss drugs.
Everyone in here is also here to see him.
So this is like an ozemic or comparable thing to ozemic?
You're a doctor, right?
So, we're gonna have a prescription and we're thinking, it's just crazy here.
Here we go.
A GLP?
First time.
One, is that what it is?
Six foot.
Around two.
Oh.
90.
90, yeah.
Doctors like 90 fat fuck.
We're gonna get you on a double dose.
Jesus Christ.
Christ, I had one man come in here. He was a League of Legends fan had a tattoo actually of T1
I forget his name a whale of a man really we have to roll him out the office
But last case I saw someone that big about the week. That's right. It's right
After I gave the doctor my height weight and goal
He implemented my stats into a BMI chart and called me obese in this presentation
I'm a you will have the sum of these that your BMI index is
24.47. And he kept adding lower weights until it put me in the normal category.
If you have the summer weight, it was about 15 trillion.
BMI is like, it's insane that a doctor is using BMI. And I know plenty of doctors do. It's like,
and I think most people know this. Is there one of the most useless stats ever?
It is genuinely one of the most useless stats you could possibly imagine ever.
like body fat percentage is so much more valuable.
BMI is just it incorporates nothing outside of a simple linear scale.
The doctor is telling me I have to lose 15 kilograms or 33 pounds without any sort of
background knowledge of my medical history or even my body composition as fat and muscle
ratios greatly impact your BMI score and these lax measures are causing serious
harm and just like that within a matter of minutes I got a prescription adding
to Korea's major drug misuse problem.
Oh she's asking if you want to get the injection here right now.
No I'll do it. Yeah yeah.
All right so this is pretty insane we've got it super easily within like 10 minutes.
Yeah that's pretty easy.
So the doctor said I need to get to 75 kilograms which now that I'm thinking about it that's below
My body building contest weight. So I mean, yeah, you're obese there, bro. You for sure need to take some shots
I'm looking at you dog. Yeah
Yeah, I think I'm actually you could use it. Yeah, you feel like 168 pounds. Yeah, that's how much I weigh and I'm five eight
Yeah, yeah, so I don't they don't look at like your body fat percentage is cool like okay height weight
you're obese and then there's no other discussion about like do you work out
consistently there's here you go a hundred and fifty bucks yeah I don't think
he even asked you any questions about your overall health yeah there was like
no diagnosis he was just like oh you want the drug like okay here's how to use
it you know here's some side effects to expect and I think they even like
getting you out of all in America yeah yeah but I'm not gonna do that yeah I
just got it for a problem I'm not gonna use it I'm not gonna use it it's
It's probably equally easy to get in America though.
There's like Instagram ads for subscriptions you can get with like a over the phone doctor.
Yeah it'll just cost eventually.
You give in.
I want to do this real quick. BMI calculator. I'm 184 right now. Six foot flat. 184. I'm
overweight fuck piece of shit okay fine fine five foot two fine fine fine bro
whatever dude
Oh, is that big kind of washed, right?
Is it?
I heard that people were using other GLPs.
Like it's not the de facto GLP anymore.
Yeah, I heard about a red or red of something.
Tell me how to fight to know.
All right, boys.
It is time.
If you guys watched any of tip to tip, you probably remember something that happened consistently through every single episode.
The fact that tip to tip is a 3v3, excuse me, invincible versus is a 3v3 platform fighter.
And since it came out a couple of weeks ago today, we're going to play it a tag fighter.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
It's a bad start.
Anyway, I'd like to thank invincible versus for sponsoring this part of the stream.
Guys, we're going to be playing invincible versus the 3v3 tag fighter.
It came out April 30th.
I believe it's also going to be at EVO.
So we're going to give it a shot here today.
It's out now.
ExplanationPointinverses.com and chat.
If you guys want some information, we should see the game play right here.
I also have a code for somebody who wants to get the game a bit later.
All right, where are, oh, they're there.
there. Oh, next toast is in. Okay. Last but not least, air
coots air coots in the building. What up? Yo, yo. Hello,
every buddy. How y'all doing? Good. How are you? How are
you? I'm doing freaking good. Wait, I have a question. Yeah,
go ahead. If Sydney got married and she invited her
wedding, would you go if she invited me to her wedding?
Yes. You get the invite in the mail right now. She's
I'm getting married. It's in six months. Where'd you go? Yeah, a hundred percent. Wow.
Wow. Is it a destination wedding?
Um, well, like I moved out of California. So like you, I would, I imagine I'd probably be
getting married. No, no, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, like I'm not asking you to go to the Bahamas.
Okay. Cause I had a friend who got married on a Disney cruise. You had to do the seven
day cruise to go to the wedding. Oh, I said no. I said no. I, and I like that guy a lot.
Yeah. That feels like I like trying to get to the game, but there's a tutorial, a seven day
tutorial in the way. Yeah. I called to, I called the island. I said, Hey, can I just fly to the
island for the wedding? The island is owned by Disney. They said no. Oh my God. That's,
That's insane. I know I'm a lot. Are you aircoots 98? I'm aircoots regular. I don't I don't think there's a 98 regular aircoots. Not find it. Let me see if I can
be my seam code. I can not seam code. Yeah, steam code would be great my friend. Thank you.
Jody, I love the song you did.
the one with animal noises and it did like the running sound effect of a cartoon character
from the 90s.
Hannah Barbera style.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
Really put my all into that one.
I could sense love behind it.
Yeah.
There was a lot of emotion actually that we were trying to convey.
So, that's what we're saying.
Oh, can you invite me? Oh, sorry, to Sydney.
Into the lobby, can you?
Yes!
This is ridiculous!
I threw Kota Jens?
Come on!
Wonderful, I will add you as well.
Are you guys caught up on a mince? It will be real.
Yes!
No, it's post-it as homework.
I want TV.
I do not think of you as a TV person.
Wait, I know where you live.
Well, that's crazy. I elaborate.
Media, you seem like you have books.
Did I do well?
Is that the right thing to say? I mean, that was that was.
Yeah, I didn't think you'd be there.
I thought you'd be the type of guy to be like, I haven't seen Lord of the Rings.
Oh, no, I love pop culture.
Ask me anything about pop culture, anything. OK, OK.
Can you name? Can you name three actors from Euphoria?
I just like the name you like ss interesting keep going on that
But you might have friend requests closed so I
Have too many pending requests hold up. I'm gonna block some
I'm just like this many times. Oh, no
Yeah, did it work? Yeah, I believe so
I don't know why I was able to get you in the first time, but now I'm struggling I
See it accepted
Okay, oh
There you go invite to lobby invite to lobby beautiful amazing and wonderful and I'm in the game
Okay, how many who's first time is it me?
Hands up me. Oh
Okay, let's let's
Let's pretty play this before she knows what to do before
Yeah, I played it before I'm gonna be
If you lose, it'll be embarrassing.
If it makes you feel any better, I was not good.
I lost every single game to Emily Wang.
She's kind of crazy.
Why did you say Emily Wang?
Like, it was, yeah.
Well, because I just knew that Toast
was going to have a reaction to that.
But I actually think Ludwood is right,
and Emily's actually really good at fighting games.
Isn't it funny that there's some people who you always
include the last name for?
Yes.
Emily Wang is one of them.
Emily Wang.
Some of the people are just like scara and then we just have scara. Yeah, like wig. Yeah, it's just a moniker. Interesting
Love with your real name, right? Yeah
My parents thought when I came out is that crazy
In a way that they thought thought like that's kind of hurtful. I
Think about that sometimes I think that name is cool and unique. It's close to child abuse for being honest, Jody
It's close bullied growing up. Yes all the time. Yeah. Yeah, but then you like grew up and you're like so cool and unique
Maybe they called me in the lunch lady in first grade said have them call you Lutty and she made my first nickname
Because I would cry to the launch lady. Oh
my god
Yeah, oh
Okay, I would recommend going to
Yeah, he's probably the one. Yeah, my bad. My bad.
Cool story for that one.
I was talking a lot, and I would be, I guess.
I was just gonna get the show on the road.
So, you can select your loadout and choose who you want to play as.
You can pick three heroes since it's a 3v3 tag fight.
Alright, I'll go in. I'll go in against you.
Okay, let's do it.
I gotta give a shit.
I was wondering, do you King of the Hill style? Winner stays on?
I'm down.
Oh, yeah!
I like that.
Wait, did I pick my...
Did you... Yeah, did you select your logo?
No, I didn't do shit. I just hit join the fight.
Wait, how can you find this level?
But where is this?
Uh, when we go back to the screen, I will let you know.
It depends on what you're playing on.
I've never seen this girl before.
Me neither.
She's a character for this game!
Ooh!
I don't think it's really show.
Oh, that explains it.
She's a...
I love mental elemental. Do you want a sector like mess around with it?
Okay for that
Let's grab
grabs, okay
One okay light heavy medium
special
Okay, that's special and then I think I got you
Oh, whoa, and then that's how you swap.
Oh, yeah, and then that's how you swap, yep.
L and R at two at the same time, or is it just L2?
Just, for me, it's, oh yeah, L1 if you want to do your top person, and then L2 if you
want to do your second person.
Okay.
It's a 3v3 tagfighter.
Okay, I got it.
Yep.
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Easy.
Oh.
Is your game happening?
Yeah, we're in.
Yeah, you can't see it.
Why the hell am I near?
Easy grab.
Ooh, nice grab.
Nice grab.
I'm really trying to stack it.
I don't remember any of my buttons.
There's always going to be a light heavy medium combo.
Oh
Are you two unable to watch this? Oh, I was able to watch
Out I think you might have to do it
Yeah, you are what the heck I'm out of no
if you grab when
I don't know if I'm supposed to grab when you're grabbing and that's what
Gets me out of it or not. Oh, this is an auto combo
Yeah, there's a light hit auto combo. Yeah, you have to grab the same time I grab to cancel I think
Yeah, let's just combo
Okay, I'm nasty with it
Fringe oh no, I
Don't know if you know this but I used to be one hell of an FTC. Okay, and I'm dead my bad
that knocks me on my ass my gosh your range is insane yeah I'm also an obnoxious range
I don't know mental. Oh, I get it
How's your anti air fucking good nice good to know okay
Dude stop oh this guy's sick battle beast. Yeah, battle beast is my favorite character
Uh-oh
Good breakout and you're dead ouch
Oh, oh didn't like that
Yep back in the comma
Unfortunate really unfortunate. Oh, he's just bad. He's just bashing my head in his knee
Back to the grab.
It's right into the back to another grab.
Oh, jump grab?
You can't duck the grab.
OK, but check this out.
Check this out.
Jump grab?
Uh-huh.
And he's going to grab again.
And we're going to.
And we're going to.
That's so way tops up.
Yeah, we only have 90 seconds.
We timed out sudden death.
OK, how does that work?
Just 1v1?
Yeah, just 1v1 smackaroo.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, see, because you blocked the whole thing
and then I blocked the other thing.
Yeah.
now I'm getting smacked in the head and you're gonna grab but I'm gonna grab no no no no that's my next up
are you done with the grabbing thing? okay done with the grabbing thing yeah we're okay we're we're over that now
oh now it's the jump grabger I lied not over that yeah yeah that's crazy yep now it's the jump land
attack no yeah no problem welcome to my mixup I can't get in time okay hey what can I say
You just exploded yeah, you literally just turned into seven different bits. Yeah, I got an achievement
Okay, let's return to lobby so we can make sure you guys are spectating. I believe you have to
spectate from here. Yeah, I'm out anyways. I think I just did it too late. Who wants some? Let's be real.
I'm gonna be here all day
Spectate boom, okay. I'm spectating wait. No, I'm spectating the wrong
Okay, oh now I can say okay. All right in goes. Yeah. Yeah, we need how did you suspect it?
Are you guys able to just kill the spectate? Yes
Yeah, now you're a loser has to go to the winners funeral not negotiable
Either it's gonna be a destination funeral. Just so you know
The Ludwig-Augran Super Cruise Funeral.
I'm gonna need 10 seconds to put a controller still.
Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you, I'm not gonna bother you.
No, yeah, yeah, you got it, yeah.
That's a five ball.
Okay.
Is there a heavy auto combo? Probably is, right?
Okay, that's the switch.
Alright, let me know when you're ready.
I'm ready.
Is it double jump?
Yeah, GG, welcome to my autocombo.
Oh!
What?
It doesn't autocombo.
Yup.
I need the automatic.
I need CISO.
I need you.
CISO, I need you.
No, that's not CISO.
No, that's not CISO.
See, so I need you see so I need you
No, that's not see so do you know how much bro?
There's a lot of hopping going on here. Yeah, my character's a double jump character's gonna fire. I didn't take I didn't take that's on me. Oh
I get both your asses in this.
Good grab, good grab.
Real talk.
Thank you.
Oh my god, it's a close one.
Electricity, electricity.
Oh my god.
He's creaking me.
Dude, dude.
Fighting bolt.
You're cringe!
God damn it!
Okay, that's fine. I got out of me.
No way!
Fightin' both! Fightin' both!
Fightin' both!
Oh my...
That's what it takes to be on medicine.
Cecil.
He wouldn't beat up an old man.
They're the best men to beat up.
I got a gun. You're just shooting at me. You guys are just about to pop in and you just
I'm just an old man. I'm just an old man. Yep, and I'm just a fucking battle beast
I just kind of slowly walk up and fuck them up
You say
Nice cross up.
Good sweep.
Oh.
Come here, bro.
Quit jumping around me.
That'll be as slow as hell.
I'm pretty sure it'll work.
It's R2 if you want to also.
What is R2?
I think it's R2.
If it's not, I'm pretty sure it's R2.
He keeps going.
I don't know if I did it wrong.
Did I use it?
Oh, did I use meter?
You did, but you had two bars of meter.
and toasts have like some lobby to use, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because your tag will probably use all,
or I think your autocombo uses some meter.
Yes, yes.
All right, Jody, get in there.
Get in there, get in there, Jody.
We can't have the king of the hill.
Okay, get in there, take that.
Get in there, Jody.
Get in here, Jody.
Okay, how do I, how do I, oh, we're turned to lobby.
Yep.
This feels like, hmm, like I'm the little sister
being tagged in, but like normally I would be,
maybe playing, like you and the controller.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how this feels
One of the greatest gamers
In what in what game are you the greatest? I'm platinum in League of Legends. So
I just think the greatest in plaque do not go hand-in-hand I don't think toast is spectating
Oh, okay. I got a spectating. No, no, no, you guys kidding. I knew I knew look at the characters
Jody, I'm doing a beat-off on Friday. If I win I need a beat-off
What
Jody you saw the last beat-off the song I made oh
Yeah, yes. Yes. I did
We're running back why am I oh and I need I if I beat you a producer tag from you of my request
Producer tag of you no no a producer tag from you for me to use
Me specifically yes, I'm gonna have you if I beat you here. Give me the producer tag
Actually, I think we just go for it.
Also, I'm down, but like, what do I get if I win?
What do you need?
I would like equity in more of a book.
You know what, Judi?
I don't want to get to worry about it.
I don't think it's gonna come off, Judi.
It's gonna be a moment, please.
Okay, okay, okay, Judi, hold back, hold back.
So to block, and if I dig in, you have to hold back.
Otherwise, you get hit.
And then you have to wait for your turn.
So after this, I'm done.
And now you get your turn to hit me.
If I didn't get this game with turns,
and you have to wait your turn.
So this is my pressure.
And if you block my pressure, then you get your turn.
But you have to be holding back to block it.
Got it.
I don't have to tap like.
That's not like a parry, like at press X moment,
I just get to hold it.
Just hold back.
Hold back down and back also works.
And then, but then you get an overhead
so my down and back didn't work.
So then, if I hold back, try, wait, is it neutral?
Hit me.
Okay, yeah, so you have to hold back.
So this blocks everything but an overhead.
Oh, I think you can do forward and heavy,
which may be a circle for you.
It should work.
A circle?
I'm not gonna press square.
I'm pressing.
You did an overhead earlier.
There's your overhead.
There you go.
Whatever that was.
Okay, now you know.
That blocks everything but an overhead.
Yeah, yeah, but and then I see normal back holds blocks everything except for low. Oh
And how do you do low? Just down down and in any of your moves?
Okay
Okay, it's time to get some equity. Okay. I need all my equity get out there
Good block
Okay, that's a grab
Square at the same time a square at the same time. I don't have an a wait. What are you playing on?
Square X. Yes, yes
Try it. Hey, come here. Yeah, nice. Oh
Then try your meter my meter. So R1 is dash forward
I got an R1
I'm going to press play.
Nice!
Good cancel!
You know what's crazy?
I'm not even looking at my screen.
I'm looking at the button.
What are you talking about?
Do I have an L2?
You have R1 and R2.
I do.
You're so right.
I see.
I thought that was a P.
It was the Liza.
That's fair.
Oh my god, we're just twinning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just running. Mediums are
mediums are low.
Okay. Oh, time's up. Time's up.
Does it still go to sudden death?
Even if I hadn't actually killed her?
Yeah, it just gives her a HP.
No, good grab, W grab.
Eeeh, I can't really confuse when we switch
because we're exactly the same.
Yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
Please actually not that one, she brings.
Good grab, fuck!
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is gonna be insane.
Autocombo, spam square, Autocombo.
Oh my god.
It's really bringing me back to childhood, I'm gonna be honest.
I feel exactly how I felt playing against my brother.
Wow, nostalgic.
Oh, glad I'm back.
I'm excited to hear this producer tag.
It's gonna be fantastic.
Did I really just forget that?
I can't say that in sponsor.
Okay, how how should we do it this time? Oh, I hit really nice. That's nice. You know, we can
Okay, you guys play each other. I think that would help and it's okay a level of session
Okay, he's humble
Okay, I'm a back out how do I back out?
Okay, there we go.
Who won?
Yeah, who won me?
Hop in, hop in.
Me, me, Jody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Can you invite me to lobby again?
I'm done practicing.
Oh, yes.
Some bubbly bee, bubbly boo.
Press that button.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
You're welcome.
I feel safe.
Dude, I am fucking kicking your ass.
Yeah, I'm inspected.
So hold up. This game's kind of easy. No, it's just you can just do um
You can just do square for auto combo and then mix up grab
What's the point of heavy and medium mediums? You're low is heavy your overhand
There's not an auto combo for those though
Maybe you just can do an input combo. I don't know how to do supers yet
So what are all these other buttons?
Okay, I'm just going to get labored with a combo.
Square, if you get a hit, you just mash it.
It's an auto combo.
And then you can use R1 to dash forward and backwards.
And then you just need to be mixing up
when it's your turn, smashing square, or grabbing.
Okay.
And I think that should win you most games.
And then if you have meter, or you're getting attacked,
you press L1.
And then that will bring in your tag
to break out of a combo.
This is crazy neutral.
This is crazy neutral right now.
Yeah, look at that low.
Look at that low in that knockup.
No follow up.
You unblock too early, you unblock too early.
Remember, wait your turn.
Your blocks, your turn, your turn.
Oh.
How do you know it's your turn?
You kinda have to know the character's combo.
Just when they're done with the combo.
I see, I see, I see.
Yeah.
Like you see like one, two, three, four, and then,
but that was my auto.
Oh, nice block.
So now you go, now you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, now it's your turn.
Square, square, square.
I
Your block
Just trying to get them so they don't unblock
You are the moment where they don't block usually at the end of a combo
The game is built in a way that they have some recovery time and then you have the option to pressure them
That's not my
Is that triangle, triangle, triangle, square, square, square?
Yeah, triangle.
How do you know what I'm doing?
Because it was your, I, because I looked like you were mashing.
I looked like you were mashing.
I was, I was absolutely mashing.
A Dash 4 grab destroys her, I'm just saying.
Oh wait, that's what I was just trying to do, I forgot to grab.
Whoa, you're kind of like the guy.
Yeah, I can tell, I can tell.
Good block there.
Nice.
Whoa.
Dash 4 to assist, Dash 4 to assist, it'll work.
It worked for the wrong I was thinking you would try
Giant ball of fire that's really slow
Good block the block
Yeah, take a little stage presence you don't you don't want to be against the wall
It's the scariest place to be in a fighting game. I see I see nice
That's good turns over. Oh
Okay, I should grab a spire
Good assist. Oh, that's it. You have to dash it on that. I can't remember which one. R1, R1.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, yes!
You're not done though.
You're not done though.
You could have dash grabbed and just run a little far.
Oh my god!
Two comps.
Okay, you've nailed dash in auto combo. You've nailed it.
I
Offward try an R2 R2 heavy R2 circle circle
Do take it easy man, I'm dying here. So you're gonna go it's he
Yeah, we're not the sudden death it
Why she circle? I don't know that. Oh that's a little like random swing
Okay
Yeah
One
Here it is here it is
Five meter instantly for that did more help I guess because I had more help. Yeah, that's actually a cool balancing. Oh
My god, you're getting your ass. Oh my god
The auto-pom was crazy. What button is my square?
It's it's not whatever your line of check is
Like it all right yeah, I'm trying to find you but nothing was happening, so I don't really get there's R2 light R2 heavy
R2 medium I think
Okay, oh your house the clean your house
I'm so confused. Yeah, you're using a level one right now
Oh
Damn and cocky about it. Okay. Let me look it up invincible
Spamming to get my old top standing there in neutral. Yeah, you were just standing there
Yeah, I'm just standing there because nothing's happening, but I have I have max bar
Wait, do I play against host?
Oh quarter circle forward
It's different per character, I think it looks like it's quarter forward heavy though kind of works for most characters
I just press one button and I would oh, I just looked it up. I haven't played it yet. You see
You don't have full light out the Viltrum Empire
I don't know why that was so funny.
Chad, who's a gamer? Who knows?
I can fl- Wait, I can fl-
Who knows what's in here?
Like, oh, true.
How did you come up with that?
R2 circle plus X.
Okay, okay.
I'm hearing word.
Your super is R2 plus circle plus X.
Or A and B.
That is right.
right yes that is right are two circle all three buttons yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
but but when you have meter you have no meter in the bottom left you can see
your meter
damn that's a great shimmy that was a great shimmy toast I don't know either I
I think you like teched in air and then got a counter.
How do I like when do I even know when myself is over?
You're a little over the word, but the the weakest of the vote from lights.
Who's the strongest?
Conquest, well, technically, the Empress drag, but he's not in this.
I mean, I mean, so she's bad as hell.
Well, you're really going vertical.
I'm very I'm very
I guess I'm done when I get you to the ground
Yeah, it's your level one it's your level one. What do you mean my level one like there's a level two or yeah, yeah, yeah, there's
Like meter and then you can expend all your meter for a bigger cop like a bigger server. There's more damage
or less meter to do
Anytime there's an animation. It's usually you using some super
Got it
And I think level one might just be
Jack said it
X plus circle plus a direction
I'm against this wall and I'm gonna die. That's right. He used all meter
They'll be blocks
Yeah, he kind of hit you with a fighting game 101.
Oh, no beast, I'm gonna have to bring up the big guy.
Okay.
I'll be back.
Damn.
Look at the log walk.
Walk with aura.
Yeah.
Yo.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my god, I really just thought.
Oh my god!
Dude, this kid is brutal!
Head!
So no head.
20 seconds, it might be the first game to end before OT.
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Connect!
You still got one bar.
Oh shoot.
Look at me.
Come on get it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I can look at the shimmy look at the neutral. This is high level
That dashing grab look at that posturing a grab making him go forward cuz the grab
You can win you can win keep the assault
What a grab I love the second grab attempt he jumped out. Oh
Oh
Dash forward light doesn't confirm. It's right. She's so alive five seconds. She could end it
She has a little three more seconds
Dude
Yeah, I mean you just you basically got punished floor spamming I
See the vision are you getting the fighting game dream?
Yeah, I did it.
We haven't seen Sid in toast, right?
Yeah, let's see it.
No.
Mods, can we get some Prez?
I want to see this.
I'm rolling on Sid.
Sid, who has not won a single match?
Yeah, but you practiced.
You got reps.
Mm, Mm, Jody, can you, yeah, thank you.
You got some combos toes hop in
again. Are you swapping the characters around?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
OK, who I wasn't I wasn't able to spectate last match because I was late.
So I don't know who you're bringing in.
He's the Viltramite trio.
So you also have speedy lady. Yeah, but who's this guy Luke Luke Luke in Luke in he sucks. Oh
He's the grappler, huh?
Nice good tag
My favorite thing in fighting games is once someone hits you with something and you do the same thing right after
That's the most human thing ever
I
So much damage level one. Oh my gosh that did so much
Yep now cringe about cringe about
Yep
Oh no, the lows.
Yup.
Beautiful. Where's the grab? Mixing the grab.
You can block that.
I blocked that. I blocked that.
Oh, you were late, you were late.
Okay.
Into the exit.
Good cross out.
Into the combo. Oh, nice assist.
He's low.
Check this out though. Boom. Oh.
He's low.
I just gotta go for the angles.
I'm not blocking this. I'm not blocking. I didn't block that.
It's all right. Level one. Level one.
You kill him with just your water.
What are you doing?
Keep walking.
Come down.
Nice.
Retreat.
You're impressive, but not enough.
You overestimate your power.
Got it.
Whee.
I'm getting out of here.
Uh-oh.
Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack.
Out.
Oh, my ankles.
Ooh, oh, out.
Oh, my ankles.
He's in one trick.
All he does is aerial into auto combo.
He has no grab mixup.
Your education, Beacon.
Oh, more level two going.
Smack, smack, smack.
Into the ground.
Damn.
And then I get out of here because I'm scared.
I like that. Oh, my God.
I can't wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, the swap. I was brazen.
Not who I thought.
Oh, you're trying to go out of these breaking in, though.
Yeah, I was trying to go battle these.
Fireball.
Water gun stay out of the air come down fireball soft setting fireballs
Oh, yeah, that's gonna be huge
You almost have a level three. Oh, oh frick. Oh frickin heck. Oh, that's a level two
Oh
Oh my god, your head.
Beast mode, beast mode, beast mode, one character left.
Now you fight the strongest of the Viltramites.
I like how the shirt rips.
Uh oh.
Get out of there!
Oh my god, he's crushing you.
He's crushing you in the air.
The air is killing me.
I'm not much of an air player.
I don't know if you can tell.
Yeah, you need an anti-air.
What was that?
That was like a super.
I don't even know.
like armor oh yeah he he has an armor armor move what is it I don't know you
just did it it's probably heavy
oh my god
just say no to Viltramites what the heck you also have mm-hmm yep oh my gosh
tag tag tag tag uh-oh i'm stuck i'm stuck
you have so much meter you have to use it yeah that's a level three that's a level three
damn you sold meter keep the pressure keep the pressure i'm not dead uh-oh so close though so
I have to get in!
I have to get in!
I have to get in!
Oh, oh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
It's okay, it's okay.
You're still in.
Four seconds.
You can close this.
Hit it with an aerial.
Hang up!
I thought this was intense.
Oh my gosh!
He healed so much.
Yeah.
Not us lobbing projectiles at each other.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
Oh my gosh, the flying has been brutal.
The flying is brutal, I need to get my anti air for him.
Whee.
He blinded one eye?
He looked like he had glaucoma, oh that's Todd that affects millions
All right, come in
Hey, let me speak. Oh shocks wait, are you in? No, I'm in I'm in I'm in okay
Whoa silly man
I'm going to get him now.
Pretty.
Oh, patient player.
Bad jump.
Okay.
I'm understanding.
Oh my god, my range is so crazy short.
Mm-hmm.
I grabbed. Oh, the hug.
That's bad. That's bad. That's bad for me.
Am I getting old?
This guy just flies.
Dude, yeah.
All right, see you later.
It's kind of insane.
This is crazy.
Bye bye.
Oh, God.
Oh, my flying days are over.
You're dead.
Ah
Wait
That doesn't do it!
Oh, thanks for you just slinging me around
That doesn't do it!
You bitch slapped me!
I got you!
You bitch slapped me!
You need your health back up that same though
Save the lobby, bro
There we go
Wait dude, do we all know that the purple bar is your recoverable health if you tag out?
No, oh, I'm not I don't even know how to tag out
Okay, that's L one and L two to and hold it to attack people out your purple health is really recoverable
Yeah, best to do it before you die
Yep, there you go. Wow attack
Right at the
Yeah, back out.
You said L one and L two tag out.
Yeah.
What are you playing on?
Are you playing on fight pad?
You have five seconds.
You see it in the top right.
You can't switch out yet.
And there it is.
And there it is.
Now both your asses get beat.
Not my super.
and there it is and there it is now both your asses get beat not my super
is it OT?
no no it's your last character
why do so many uptoes characters bitch slap?
you think you just read them and picked all the ones that did?
I like the back end characters
in Super Smash Brothers, right?
Get a life, dude.
So I thought you guys were going to compliment me for that.
Not really the response I was looking for.
I think it's pretty cool.
Who would you play, Lenn?
I played Jigglypuff and I was top 15 this season in Arizona.
Wow.
That is pretty cool.
Not going to lie.
Which was one of the top 50 states in the country, so.
OK.
Oh, 50 states, yeah.
Yeah, what?
Of all 50, of course.
Wait, did Toast, did you want to spectate?
Uh, yes.
Are you not in?
Are you in?
Let me go Lobby.
I don't think he's in.
I'll go Lobby, I'll go Lobby.
You know what, Jake?
I'm just gonna see the voice of Cecil and then he said I want to be Omni-Man until
they gave it to him.
I don't know that.
I did not.
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Are you in, Toast?
Yeah, I'm all right
What is it heavy?
Circle so square is light triangles medium circles heavy. Oh your triangles your overhead your x is
special
So it does some sort of like it like try it right now for sex
It's like this longer overhead
Mine's just this longer over here, and that's nice or it X is heavy. I see. Oh, okay. Cool. There's just compost
So you can't block a grab no no you have to grab grab or jump out of a grab. Yeah
Yeah. So press square and S when he's pressing square and S.
Oh, okay. Like a parry. Yeah.
How, how, uh, oh, now he's mixing you up, so.
Okay, that's, you couldn't succeed there.
Wait, so swap out, swap out. If you press L, uh, L1 or R2, so you see how you have that purple health?
If you press, um, I don't know how to do it.
Yeah, so now you swap, you see how it's charging in the top?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're getting your health back while this happens.
Okay
Sorry, I thought you were done talking
battle base
dude quiz
Yeah, battle beast is insane
But I did not shrew so like I'm doing this to close the distance, but then I don't have
enough time at oh my gosh that was crazy I don't have enough time to hit after usually
So you have time to do something in between?
What's my d- oh yeah, one.
So then I would do this.
Not him!
Anybody but him!
I see that's how you break this.
Nice good grab.
Nice grab.
Oh no.
Not the corner.
And why is the corner bad? Like why can't I just sit here and block?
Cause then I can mix up grabs.
I see.
And we will just you should watch your back up
And then I think it resets a neutral yeah
And then the dash is a good thing cuz it just mixes up your spacing
And then forward X is really good at this guy cuz you close the whole distance
Oh, like let my literal movement
Wait, now I'm on 5-9-4.
Nice. Yeah, that was huge.
It's a super. Great. That was great. Everything you do is great.
This is gonna hurt.
Oh, what a grab!
Um if if I gravel you grab when we do the thing then who grabs the book, okay?
Oh I
Can they do the thing?
I've lost wow one of the right. Okay. Thank God. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're all
Good blocks, okay, okay, oh it's me time to clutch
Yeah, I think I can look in there increasing that if we want oh
What range you have
I did not block that.
What?
Oh, I haven't seen this one yet.
Whoa.
No way.
That was me.
That was me.
I've never been so disappointed in someone.
Who's that?
Adam Eve.
That is Adam Eve.
That is her.
Alright, what's what's next? What what what have we done? We've done everything, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Take me out take me out. Yeah, okay
Should we do a me and a Jody again me and a you know?
Yeah, we got a warm-up now. Now it's now we do around Robin. That's my fingers hurt
Okay, I'll try to explain to you how do you guys swap tours?
Is that a silly question?
No, you press the three bar button or like whatever's in your top right.
Oh, you went to options and like selected it.
I see, I see.
Yeah, then I went to load out and then I see, I see.
Okay, I'm just on my characters.
Yeah, you guys go ahead and play.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go.
Who's fire?
Can you do it?
Two be two?
No, right?
I have four and four so my my right oh no no I have four and five my left pinky is not
touching anything, but everything on my right hand is touching something.
Yeah, who do I play?
I'm going to try to play like that.
Well, I can't now.
Call me how you please.
OK.
Anyway, you want to play is fine.
Cecil. OK.
play Allen. I keep trying to go when it's not my turn. I'm overzealous. Learning turns
I think is very hard. I just want to go all the time. Yeah. Just let me go all the time.
The character I'm playing is also very fast, which makes it hard. Oh, you can't spectate
mid. Okay. Oh, okay, I'm just
clapping you because I don't
remember. I shouldn't have done
that. It works. The clap works.
Oh, I'm on my because of my
buttons are on. That makes a lot
of sense. I want to just go to
I want to go to like a training
session. I just want to see.
Yeah.
I just want to see what people Kate does I wish I could say that it was I just want
What's an easy combo and a super oh so much blood
Okay, just like
Wait, what? What was that?
Oh, okay, not my turn, not my turn, but not my turn.
Okay.
Oh, no!
This is gonna hurt!
I know I also have that in my brain.
Yeah, we're saying it a lot.
No!
Oh my god, this is gonna hurt!
This is gonna hurt!
So these are all the supers.
So I feel like I'm supposed to do...
So this is EX, right?
Okay, fireball!
Fireball!
Yeah, I'm uh...
You kicked that rock in there?
do I kick the rocket here I thought you're going to kick it at me
oh yummy oh you do special with heavy it's yes really just I'm beating you with
this with hole yeah I have no one to tag in either I don't know how to hang your
I'm just I'm just I'm just oh my god
It's more like that was that special right what what was that? Oh, it's
My circle was like old to say your bar. Yeah, this is my bar. I'm using my bar. Cool
Here bars insane business thing. It's a whole movie cut scene for that
I don't know how to
I want to do like a launcher that'd be damaged to me even if I block it or I think even if
you block things take a time like a little bit of damage oh my god the health differential
is disgusting oh me falling to the ground after taking a little bit of water it doesn't
That's kind of fun wait, why do I take down is it like I take damage if I'm not dead
actively yeah sudden death like oh that's kind of fire so it just ticks my house
part of that's kind of fire this time I'd be the best guy ever okay okay so
down circles my launcher and then she follows the launcher wait how do I not
follow it how do I follow it oh wait what do we do okay you just
I can return to lobby, but I don't know if it let me
Can you follow a super okay, Sydney locking? Okay, maybe um, maybe let in oh
Maybe let in toast can fight and we can fight what up squad. Yeah, I'm down
Cuz we accidentally started another one. Wait, can you add me? Can you have me to the group toast? I left by accident?
Well, I love to practice this phone. Oh
Wait, I was too gross wet
All right, I'll invite you, brother.
I'm gonna make a lobby, create a lobby.
The music is so good.
You're just slowly doing Pee-don't.
I
Don't invite your ass oh
Interesting I can do it. Oh, I see the combo if you can do it through steam. Oh
No, I see a lobby key don't the lobbies invite only
I'm too stupid
I can figure this out. I'm a streamer.
Watch game. Invite to watch. I don't want to invite him to watch.
Some cockshit.
It must be like an invite point, I'm missing. Oh, there you go. I got you. I got it.
Okay, who are you playing with?
I got I got a robot. I have to get out of this lot. I have to get out of battle beast
Like playing as battle beast or getting your ass beat
Getting my ass beat by battle beast. Yeah
Like his rush down is just fucking insane and I keep accidentally switching to the wrong
Your duplicate
No too very close there you go I keep switching to the wrong person
Oh, I'm trying to work on that
Overpowered
I
Guys John's thing can my words is called hip-hop this tactile switch. Oh my light so nice
Well, let's back me oh this is an assist. Oh
Yeah, I'm that guy
How is this not hitting you
Oh, my God.
That was...
Dude, you're a terrorist.
What?
How am I not blocking this?
Oh, crap.
I'm gonna hold him back in there, dear.
back up back it up you too. Oh my god. Wait, I have it. I have it. I have it. I know how
to get out of this. What? Whoa. Oh my god. What is that? Man's in the lab. Wait, am I
just dead? No. Wait, was that me doing that? Are you doing it? I should be doing that.
No, it'll take more than that
There's just two giant meds eating
My blocking
I
Tell the sudden death comes so fast, but I guess it doesn't I can increase the time
It's not
Okay, so actually practice
Mark was so wrong about you
Done
Oh my god, you're acting so crazy. Oh my god
Actually, I don't know if you can I was always I don't know where you
who is
I'm gonna buy.
What does this mean?
Who are you?
Who am I?
Omni-man.
I like Omni-man.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
So you don't...
You can't block a thing without it.
Oh, she's weird.
Oh my god.
Oh
I'm downloaded. I'm downloaded. I'm downloaded. He downloaded
hahahaha
oh
ow
Jesus
I really tried to understand what I'm doing
couldn't tell you
oh nice
oh wait airmen it was blocking
I don't even know how I'm clapping on you
oh I see it
wow, I can't believe you can go after that
dude, where's that snap
that's not so good
I just think blacked it like bounced over it
Okay, got the sis cool
that grapples okay yeah yeah
oh nice assist
oops I keep forgetting to block really continue I have to hold block
oh oh no that breaks it give none for eight seconds oh no no tag bullshit here
Nice armor
It's just like a part of my bar, but he blocked it all
Like the other yeah, you need like a safe spot to switch
Did you I can't think of the other guy
So you might be hitting L1 and you need to be hitting L2
I just talked it oh my god
Yeah, who you like end on is
important duplicate don't let me down you are now watching a high win rate player
Oh, this is gonna hurt. Wait, this might kill me. Oh, no, it didn't.
That's not blocking. Oh, I'm trying to catch you.
I'm fighting. I lowkey forgot I could do that until that very moment.
Yeah, yeah.
I
Was fired
Team rocks
Do you love me a good fight? Oh my god, I'm gonna hit rich rematch. We could do a best of three two down
You're such a patient player are what's the like you just you're blocking all the time
time. Oh, I thought that's what he said to do. I don't play like Sean is what you're
trying to say. Yeah, Sean Sean's motto is I didn't pay 60 bucks to block.
I don't get I can't oh there we go
5 minutes and he's now the greatest player to touch his controller I want to see this
tutorial the tag section would tell you everything he does triple tags and genuinely
He gets my full meter.
No!
My battle beast is dead!
May the better battle beast win.
Counterattack?
Oh boy, it's counterattacking.
I'm going to hear come to me in my dreams.
Yeah.
What is the button?
I don't understand how I'm supposed to get out of this spam combo.
I genuinely don't understand.
stand when it's my turn. Okay. Okay. I think I also I I downward grabbed you. I don't know
if that does anything or like prevent anything.
Can I do? Ow. Fireball. I'm just trying to keep you away from me.
I'm trying to see if I have anything. I'm just bleeding from these blocks.
I'm ready. Let's see if I can bite you. Oh, oh. Yeah, he's like the most insane rushdown
ever. But where do I make my characters though? I think you can press start in the lobby
screen and then pick loadout. Okay, okay, I can do the lobby screen. No, I was not
blocking the shame would have made a great guardian are you guys in one
already yeah yeah what about the start one
I feel like I'm going up against Daigo Oh, thank you.
I don't think I'm going to accept this.
Oh, hang on.
Oh, it starts auto on my bed.
Uh, shift tab.
Oh, oh, oh, perfect.
So, wait, is counter-tag, is counter-tag holding?
L2, is counter-tag holding?
Actually, counter-tag, I was doing R2, L2, is that right?
Are you, are you guys spectating?
Yep.
I'm in, let's see this.
You have to time counter-tagging?
I don't like spam shit.
Oh
You swapped your treat your team, yeah
Hopp baddies whoa
Oh a little counter tag
this looks wildly different than uh jr i was just gonna say oh this this is so
different than how you know currently playing yeah i learned that
wait where's my rock armor i'm just a man
i'm the man
Oh
So many tags happening here
Oh, I should have onion punished
What a grab. Oh nice
Good good break
Oh god, you're so fast.
Oh, it's so cool.
Yeah, I do forget school.
Oh my gosh.
The break.
Yeah.
The break of my active attack.
Great, that was sick.
Whoa.
I got.
I know.
Chill.
Chill.
You got homies too.
You got homies too.
You should be like tagging a lot more, huh?
I don't even know what that means.
So while you're spamming shit, you can press L2 and bring somebody in.
Oh...
Hahahaha!
I'm too televised!
I'm too televised, fuck!
Okay.
No, I missed.
Oh my god, how did that go off the super?
And she's not done.
Okay, she's done.
Wait, this is insane.
Wait, this is insane.
Break me up, break me out!
No!
Super Bowls!
No, good jump grab.
Take the grab.
Take the grab.
the grab. Oh, no, no, no, no.
Yep. No. How's that, baby?
I don't see.
That overhead. No.
my oh my how many tags
yeah you guys just fight just way cooler than ours
it's so much different than me and jody
obvious
what is that grab you big meaty jay clock
I
What did you cook up in the lab? What did you mean?
And you so good at swapping tags that he like none of his characters died and so like one person dying
You can't tag okay, okay, that's a three run it back run it back run it back
Getting it though. Don't say you're getting it
Who's the child? Oh my god, we're gonna go
How do I let's make it look like that?
Circle and then down and then I think I'm locked in their game right now
Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe you know a couple of things. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. This is what it feels like.
Wait, hit them?
Oh, my God.
Should be a relief. Yeah.
The keyboard wasn't working.
Hit fleet match.
Circle is the one that confirms it or a Lexus.
Are you serious?
Okay, there we go.
We're gonna keep forgetting I want to try new people.
Wait, hold on.
I probably should do that too.
I'll just like see what's going on.
It's rock!
Here's rock!
Here's rock!
Here's rock!
What the fuck?
Oh, that's honey. That's
time. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Where you at? BB? I'm not done.
I'm not done.
I see a battle beast
And he wishes to have this up on the TV in the living room
That'd be awesome right
Break break break
oh my god they both died that's so bad for me that's so fucking bad for me
I'll press the wrong button oh that will do it oh oh oh oh I'm so locked in the
air oh into the grab wow nice
What am I, what do I get to block?
I'm not done.
No dude.
Oh, I'm, what am I doing over there?
When do I get to block?
If I, if I'm by myself, do I just fucking die?
Come on, once you're doing that.
What is that?
It's just nothing I can do.
Tag, just like you're in a combo and you're pulling someone in with you?
Yeah, your partner continues the combo.
Yeah, you can press it, you just spam square and then hold L2 and then spam square again.
And the only way to break it is to do a tag break, which I still don't really know how to do.
You would also need a tag.
Yes.
So if you don't have a character to tag in, you're just fucked.
You're just...
Your whole entire fist grabbed my head.
I just watched that.
Oh, okay, it's starting off with the back end.
Not who I wanted I want you oh, I can't have you yet because I have one second
There it is okay, okay if you press where inch triangle and circle the same time during a tag you can break it damn
What yeah, yeah, I can break anything bro. I got time to know
Okay
Whoa
Okay, okay, we're leveling up
Oh my god, that's such a good point, you can drop out of ways.
Well also he's not supposed to be home, you know?
John, your hitbox is so satisfying.
Yeah?
Yes.
What can I say?
I'm also open minded.
Man, why do I get wasted?
No, yeah.
I can't focus.
Shut up.
I don't shut up
Hey, I'm gonna get changed the world of my truck here guys. He's so manly. Nice. Right. I
Don't I can't there we go. Oh
Nice
Not what I wanted
Oh, I see the grabs.
Wait, do I have to cut?
Oh my god, my suit is so slutty.
I love it.
Wait, is this?
I can't tell.
Oh, that's not my skin, never mind.
I don't think that's his skin.
I'm not talking about his skin.
Uh.
That's true.
I want to get more.
I want to get more.
I don't think that means his whole ass penis is out.
Yeah, and then I start bled.
Never mind.
pressing A yes I'm back
my radius is a bitch
oh I'm not even gonna do that
wait oh on the battlegeese on the right
I keep forgetting I got him
nice
rock
Why is it my guy helping?
Whoa!
Oh my!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, wait.
What's, what's anti?
How did I do that?
I don't even know how I got up there.
Oh my God.
How did I get up there?
Hmm.
That is so boring.
Let me do a high guard up there.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Oh
So how are you getting in I'm testing I want to like switch yeah
Yeah, like no no, how are you doing like that was a full switch?
That was a full switch. Yeah, I was just holding out one or L to
this is what I don't know how to get out oh god oh god you got me I think like
that is how I'm supposed to get out oh oh oh okay
Unfortunate.
Ooh.
Oh!
Nope, that was a weird-
My god, why isn't he switching?
Oh, that was crazy, though.
that's crazy I didn't get out of that
oh nice grab
no you can't cancel in
that's just stupid of me
I
See your mood you can go gap close so much faster than I can
Yeah, I like his gap close and I don't know if anyone else has one. Well, I only use it
Don't
I was beating his ass before he studied for 10 minutes and I was fucking
I keep going to you so I can't do that anymore because I take my turn and then I'm just fucked
so I have to wait for you which is unfortunate.
I don't need the tutorial.
I just need to beat his ass.
I just didn't know what was happening. You're just a very patient player
We got all the time in the world except we have five we have five seconds
Oh
I can't go to you. I can't go to you. I can't go to you. But I'm just so impatient.
Yeah, I have to because I lose HP. It's okay. It's only a level one.
that's crazy what would you describe as like your place now
than the Lizard Queen.
Like, Sean's is going.
I'm impatient, I guess.
I think I'm either rushed down.
I'm like Sean or I will play like a zoning game.
But I put all my zoning characters down.
But I can't zone you because you don't come to me anyways.
So there is no like, I was like, OK,
I can't play these characters because you sit back and block.
And I don't do any damage.
I'm out.
Well, maybe I should just creep it out now.
Oh, nice grab.
You guys are fucking dead!
I'm so locked into this game right now.
You can sell? Wow. Uh-oh.
Oh my god. I wish I could end the auto combo early. Yeah.
That's crazy!
You're such a pain.
Oh no.
You're so efficient.
I know.
Like, I can't.
Oh, right.
I can't get in.
OK, OK, OK, OK!
You've really done it this time.
Oh, my head!
I think I'm like me just grabbing
your tiny little head is fun.
It's so small on my head.
No, okay, okay, okay, okay, that was a 1v3.
How does one get out of an armored battle beast auto combo triangle in circle perfectly
times awesome no no no I want to try and get out of the battle beast combo
perfectly timed at the start of the combo yeah interesting
Oh
Dude you're a crappy guy
Also feel like I should try new people but I'm already here.
I think they're just in the wrong place and so I'm like, I hope.
Okay, now I'm seriously mad.
Brother!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
No!
No!
No!
No, no, I'm spamming!
Oh my god, I can't...
Alright Mark, let's see it again!
Another fucking 1v3, no problem for Mark!
Oh my god, I will not ever get over that.
What, like, what are you doing?
I wanna show the other, where's the other, where's my other character?
Oh, I see, I have to show the other one.
Oh, that's how I flew.
Oh man, take the beating so you can still do it.
How could I not grab on wake up?
How could I not grab on wake up?
Why did you get the wake up jab?
Oh my god.
Maybe you are like your dad.
That game three?
No, that was game two.
That was game two.
No, that was game three I think, right?
That was game three.
Oh, it was game two it was game two. Okay. Oh my god
Okay, all right
To range the user
I love her. Is that it?
No
What oh, okay
You're ready
You're so last and I put it
No, I lost mark
Dude
No, you're
Why do you play this game like Osama bin Laden would like it's so
Oh shite, sorry
I'm gonna try other people. Yeah. Return to lobby.
Oh!
I'm a good person
Okay, okay, we're still in it.
One piece of orange shit
Let's switch to that new man
This guy looks like he would clean your house
Oh
What just happened to us? Oh, whoa
Oh my god
You play for top. Okay. You play for your advantage in this world
Watch it. Watch it.
God damn it!
Did I have to be muted right now?
I'll be coming for you.
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
It's because I keep muting in between games,
and then I forget to unmute.
All good.
I think it's time for the
wins.
And
this is my LG.
I need a I need someone to beat range like I can't deal with it. Oh, I'm on the other side now
That is confusing isn't it?
That was blocking the other way.
Oh I also have an armor?
Dude I don't know how to get in bro.
I don't know how to get in.
side he's fucking go go go and I just died row and I'm using a fucking PS5
I wish I was using my fucking fight stick my thumb hurts my thumb hurts so
much grab a lot and like that thing where you kind of go forward my thumb
I'm like spamming shit. Oh, I think I had to grab but it's like kind of far range. Yeah. Yeah, you like run at me and jump
I'm good
All right all the models road game
It's so funny that I just like to lose you.
I know.
It's like, all right, bye.
All right, well, I'm going to go on the ground.
OK, OK, all right, all right.
All right, settle down.
Oh, no.
OK, so the worst people in the world
He'll do that over and over again.
This guy's my least favorite ice-cream.
Jesus!
Oh.
Uh, excuse me.
Haha.
I'm just going up really quick.
What is my fucking-
Ooh, ow.
Ooh, ow.
I'm going to take a look at this.
I'm going to take a look at this.
Yeah, let me let me take the different
Okay, all right
No no no no no no no no no.
Alright LGs.
I'm trying out all new people for this one because Duplicate looks sick.
Okay let me turn to my one new character.
No I missed this.
Yeah she looks sick. That crab range is insane.
How do I send out my duplicate clones? Okay interesting. You wanna figure out
first? Yeah it's fine. Okay. Oh wow. And then what do my clones do? Because they
don't look like they're doing any damage or anything. I think it's like just zoning me, right?
I don't know. I'm not gonna die to this. This is a little fast forward. Well, this
guy now. Okay, this guy, I just like. I like his vibe.
All right, Paul, he's cute.
When you're dead, but also, I won't.
Oh, I have like a, that is such a slow animation.
Someone that, yeah, something you feel really, like, too slow.
Pretty sure I have a.
What is my no gun? Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. I just I'm trying to I know he has
like a true match does the green match. He has a what's the word I'm looking for?
have a projectile, but I can't figure out what it is.
I think my control is dead.
Is this me?
Am I spamming?
My turn.
I have to block that, and then I have a frame.
Special rights?
Yeah, I don't know what special is, is the problem.
I have like a- Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
I do an annotation brain. Thank you X
So three is special
Well, he's dead now it doesn't matter
Oh my god, yeah, the specials are mine in the bottom left or yours in the bottom left
No, I'm not talking about my bar. I'm
talking about the button special itself like cuz I don't know how to do certain
moves that require it so I don't understand what what are we doing I'm
I'm using a fight pad.
Dude, you just trying to put the tackles in it because this is sick.
Oh yeah, you should feel like I'm in an arcade.
It's like...
Wait, so...
Special is my X?
And then I combo that with what?
for a lesson. Why can't I have a break out when you were a young girl? Um, I know what
Billy McCales is. I don't know that I've been. You end your strings with specials. I don't
understand how to make her copies come out. You don't figure it out. Oh so I just do a
string and then she this comes out of the end. Okay, let's see.
Oh, me and my 2 HP. Oh.
I was sweet.
Oh, why?
You just get to go!
You just get to go!
But why are you?
That's unfortunate.
Oh!
That's unfortunate.
That is unfortunate.
Next time, I demand to fight your father.
G...
GGs.
How are the boys doing?
I'm not going to fucking wait, toast!
I'm not going to the fucking wedding bro.
Dude this game, this game is intense.
I feel like having it be like a tag fighter makes it very much so.
Tag fighters are, they're crazy.
Hey, thanks for playing guys.
Yeah, that was a fun game.
It is. Yeah, GGs.
What's your background?
That's your fucking background.
The funeral might come before the wedding these days.
Damn, I wish I got to see what happened over there.
No, you guys, you guys, if you guys learn the tag system, the convuls go crazy.
He plays evil.
He plays evil.
It's a bin lot in play style and it's evil. Wow. Wow
It's crazy to say that's true that is true and yet guess what you win
Yeah, big. Thank you to an insible versus guys the 3v3
Thank you invincible, thank you skybound
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
He's so fucking evil, bro.
I finally figured out the tag system and then what happens?
He hits me with fucking ranged spam.
Evil bro.
Anyway, type racer challenge.
Who can type this code fastest into their steam?
If you do it, you win a free code for invincible versus.
It's time to play a game of who has the best typing speed?
going to win it. I don't know one of the 10,000 of you.
Hi, kids.
The game was actually really fucking sick when we learned you
could about the tag combos, but didn't know about the breaks.
So we were just zero to death in each other.
And I was like, bro, this is Marvel versus Capcom three.
And then we were like, oh, wait, the devs thought of this.
you can break out of it. It's not a guaranteed kill every time you get any hit in neutral,
which makes sense. That would be bad game design. There should be some counter play.
Dude, tag fighters are crazy. I gotta, I gotta learn how to play tag fighters.
All right, boys, I actually am gonna wrap up stream. I know it's kind of a short one,
only three and a half hours, but but I've been streaming quite long and daily for a few days.
So hopefully you're not too upset about it. We will have guys a mogul money episode live
tomorrow. Look at that. We're gonna have a mogul money episode live tomorrow featuring
I'll also be live tomorrow probably around I would guess three o'clock maybe three to nine something like that
I think we might go for the God gamer gauntlet
But I'm gonna rap maybe get a little practice in for some tag fighters
And I have some I got some signing. I got to sign some cards for
Tip-to-tip stuff. You know that may well, I'm gonna take that. Oh, there is no time to watch actually
Somebody uploaded a video on my Reddit.
It's called Reverse Tip-to-Tip Experience.
And it's a Chinese guy who went around the states.
And this is just a short clip from it.
I figured we'd watch it together.
I don't really know what...
If it was like a full tip-to-tip,
or just like literally a Chinese person walking around.
But like let's watch it the other way.
Okay, so I'm sorry the first thing you try to do in America is to do
fare evasion you're trying to get a free metro ticket just okay all right
based.
芝麻开门.
芝麻开门.
要去买票。
你好,这个能直接过吗?
Yeah, you should be able to tap the video.
Yeah, you just hold it over.
谢谢你,谢谢你。
Not even trying to speak English is fire.
That is literally shit we would do.
That is funny saying it the other way.
Nailed it!
That is literally shit. We would do that is funny. See it the other way nailed it though nailed it to be clear
I mean the the
The military dude got it perfectly just based off vibes. I
Would be terrified. I'm not gonna lie though
If there's a Chinese military dude post it up in full gear. I'm not saying. Hey, bro. How do I use the Metro?
I'm avoiding eye contact
That ain't a cop, bro
That is not a cop
That guy's an army. He's in the army
This is insane
I knew more Chinese than this guy knows English.
Okay, it seems like this guy just understands English.
Am I crazy?
It seems like he just understands English and he's just speaking Chinese for the walls.
Wow, your eyes are pretty.
Your eyes, this one.
You like my glasses?
Yes, yes.
Dude, that's crazy.
A vibes-based communication, you know, everyone called it my alt.
It's so effective.
It's so effective.
Look at that.
There's no universe this guy knows how to say glass in Chinese.
I don't.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
Hello, I want a cup of coffee.
Do you want coffee?
Coffee.
This small one.
Small one.
What?
And then black one.
That is, wait, did she get this?
Because that's a crazy play.
Pointing to the sweatshirt and saying black is crazy.
You want the black one?
That's crazy tech.
That's actually crazy tech.
You want black?
Not cream milk, only black.
Milk, milk, milk.
White milk.
White milk.
Then why would you say black, bro?
You can't say black and then get it and then go,
but with milk.
That's not black anymore.
You have removed the very thing you communicated.
Can I get a black coffee with milk?
Yeah please, I want it to be black coffee, but with a lot of milk in it.
Can you get this one?
Milk and coffee.
You want this one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And this one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then add some milk. How much?
$3 is nice.
How much do you want?
Okay, okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is pretty.
Yeah, you're pretty.
Thank you.
I don't think she got that, right?
There's no universe...
Unless he pointed to his eyes.
She must've just thought he was saying,
you're pretty.
For sure, right?
You know where the toilet is?
The toilet?
Yes, the toilet.
Kittown!
American Kittown!
I do appreciate the blur here, even though he's definitely mimeing it out. That's respectful
He's got a hundred thousand followers
Hell yeah
Yeah, you like it?
You want it?
Uh...
Keep it.
What's the name?
Give to you.
Uh, give me...
Give me.
Yeah!
Give me.
Give me.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Who gives them cigarettes?
Hehehehe.
Here you go, children.
It's Chinese customs to give cigarettes to people who are nice to you.
You even want cigarettes?
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Low-key racist.
Okay, not super...
Not our best.
Not our best performance. The deep bow with the hands.
Little bit. Okay, it's kids. Kids will be kids. Kids will be kids.
There's no, they, okay, they think B Shoot Out means friends. That's not it.
He's just saying shit, bro.
He's just saying this is genuinely like me going up and they go what's your name and I go I'm the crimson blur
swag swag swag and they go swag swag swag and I'm like, yeah
He's handsome
This is the equivalent of us going to McDonald's.
When you're away from home, you want a taste of home.
We went to McDonald's, he goes to Chinatown.
Chinatown food is so much different than Chinese food though.
This is DC, right?
This is Washington DC.
I don't know how the food is in Chinatown.
I don't know how the Chinatown is in DC.
It's deaf, is it top three?
Probably not.
I'm assuming it's kinda ass.
Chinatown DC is awesome, all right, I didn't know that.
I feel like SF Chinatown number one, not close.
Hello
How are you?
I'm good
Hahaha
I'm a little too excited to talk to you
Hello
Hahaha
This is the Chinese restaurant
Okay, okay
You're not Chinese?
No
I think you're from Moscow
I didn't expect that
I remember that there were many foreigners in the Chinese restaurant
Cantonese and Japanese
Haha, yeet
In a Chinese restaurant, you didn't expect foreigners?
To be clear, they're not foreigners, they're Americans
It's not like you go to a Chinatown restaurant and there's only Chinese people there
That's like going into the McDonald's in China and being like what the fuck what are these Chinese people doing here?
We're my baisu wagyu rents. This isn't correct
So expensive that is so expensive if you are coming from China 37 dollars 200 I
mean it's in America that's like whatever that's par that's standard that's not
crazy that's fucking standard he got like two dishes it seems like one dish
was 1999 you got a side for another I can't really tell maybe a drink for another five and then tax
that's fine that's normal but if you're from China that's like 231 you want that's like a hotel
that's expensive I mean brother it what do you mean Washington DC you're fucking dinner where you
got a meal a side and a drink yeah it's gonna what are you talking about what do you what price
you expect. Are we living in the same America? That's not $20 anymore.
This is only standard prices for LA. He's not in LA. He's in DC.
He's in DC, bro. Oh, I wonder if he tips.
Oh, it ends. It ends. Wait, who is this person? This is a re-upload of the actual channel. I
I guess maybe they're only on Billy Billy.
That YouTuber seems awesome, though.
That was funny.
I want to see a full adventure of someone doing tip to tip from China and America.
We talked a bit about it in the Chinese comments.
We're like, you would get fucking shot on the streets.
You wouldn't.
It's a gross exaggeration.
I actually think in the same way that people have negative perceptions of
your experience coming to America or maybe sorry Americans have a negative
maybe thought of what it'd be like in China. I think Americans pound for pound
would treat foreigners super well. I think very hospitable, very kind. I think most
Americans are. And I don't think I'm crazy for saying that. Like yeah, is our
government shitting the bed? Of course. But I think the people in the country
generally pretty hospitable. What about down south? I think that's also a false
idea that you have. They're more hospitable down south. Like are there
racist people? Yeah of course. Are there people who are going to be assholes? Of
course. But I would expect if you were to do a trip across America to go down
South that they would be nicer than if you're dude up north. I think it'd be much colder up north
Like the worst experience you probably have is
In like major cities, you know, I'm assuming if you're like New York fucking city because I don't give a shit
Maybe Florida'd be bad
But I'm not white, I'm not going through the south.
I get your concern, but I actually think it would be a better time going through the south.
Now, there are bad neck of the woods. Absolutely. Don't, don't get me wrong.
There are bad neck of the woods, but
it's also, it's not like there, I think there are more white people in the north and the south
if you were to look at the demographics of America, like percentage wise.
The South is more diverse, just to be clear.
I've only gone on the Eastern coast.
So I've been across, and obviously my experience is unique to my life, but I've gone New Hampshire
to Florida to the Holy's Coast.
The number one KKK town is in Pennsylvania.
Major cities are the most diverse.
Yeah, of course.
I'm talking, I guess, state by state.
by diversity. Racial and ethnic diversity in the States. Oh, there's a fucking sense
it's coming up, isn't there?
Yeah, okay, this is exactly what I thought it was. The whitest part of the US is
Maine, West Virginia, Vermont, New Hampshire, which I knew because
I'm from New Hampshire, bro.
And it's 87% white.
That shit is white as fuck.
The least white is, I don't know why Alabama, I don't know how this, oh,
oh, yeah, I don't know why it's like listed up here.
Wait, it's not like categorizing it correctly.
I just can scroll down.
I guess.
Yeah, there it is.
Hawaii, California, New Mexico, DC, Texas, Nevada, Maryland, Georgia, Florida, Jersey,
New York, Arizona.
Yeah, that makes sense.
So basically major cities in the south.
Major cities in the south.
That adds up.
Can you give some movie suggestions?
I'm going to watch Inside Lewin Davis tonight.
Thank you, Alex, for the 16 months.
All right, boys, thank you very much for watching the stream today.
I'm going to wrap.
I'll be back live again tomorrow, probably a bit earlier and a bit longer.
exactly know what we're going to do yet. But it should be fun. I'm looking forward to it.
All right. Goodbye, everybody. I have a good one. Go practice 2xko. Literally the first thing I'm
I'm going to do an ending stream the first thing I'm going to do without a shadow of a doubt.