WEBVTT 01:00.000 --> 01:02.000 I 01:22.040 --> 01:23.840 Boys 01:23.840 --> 01:28.520 What is up y'all damn five months. Thank you little triceratops 01:28.520 --> 01:34.520 I do love a lulz. 01:34.520 --> 01:48.520 Lulz old contents snore. 01:48.520 --> 01:51.520 Thank you very much everybody for all the subs. 01:51.520 --> 01:53.520 Appreciate all the primers. 01:53.520 --> 01:55.520 You see Fuzly and Lillian playing 2xKO? 01:55.520 --> 01:57.520 I know I have to do it. 01:57.520 --> 02:01.120 Today we're making a change. 02:01.120 --> 02:02.920 I'm sick of it. 02:02.920 --> 02:07.920 Today we are making a change. 02:09.160 --> 02:12.120 I'm just about fucking pissed off. 02:12.120 --> 02:14.080 I'm pissed, I've had it up to here. 02:15.040 --> 02:16.480 There's more to go, but that's actually 02:16.480 --> 02:19.320 like a pretty high relative to my full body. 02:19.320 --> 02:20.880 This is pretty high up. 02:20.880 --> 02:23.360 I'm still somewhat upset about this 02:23.360 --> 02:24.800 enough to take some action. 02:24.800 --> 02:25.960 Let me tag you into my Discord 02:25.960 --> 02:32.280 I need them in on this. We need to make a change. It's not clickbait. It's not drama. 02:34.040 --> 02:38.120 This is accountability. Hi, lobby. Play some badass music, Tim. 02:40.600 --> 02:42.280 Okay, so we have to have a talk. 02:46.280 --> 02:46.760 There we go. 02:46.760 --> 02:54.440 Guys, we have to make a change today. 02:54.440 --> 03:01.320 I don't like it either. 03:01.320 --> 03:03.800 I am sick. 03:03.800 --> 03:06.600 I am tired. 03:06.600 --> 03:09.280 I am done. 03:09.280 --> 03:12.720 I want my time back. 03:12.720 --> 03:15.520 I am losing too much of my time. 03:16.760 --> 03:21.760 I have spent maybe three hours a day 03:22.560 --> 03:25.160 watching short form content, 03:25.160 --> 03:29.560 specifically of a TV show, this Australian guy, 03:29.560 --> 03:31.960 who goes up to a new person's house in every short 03:31.960 --> 03:33.320 who he's never met. 03:33.320 --> 03:34.960 He says, hey, you Craig? 03:34.960 --> 03:36.840 And the guy goes like, yeah, I'm Craig. 03:36.840 --> 03:39.160 And then he goes, I'm gonna need my money. 03:39.160 --> 03:40.760 And then he beats the fuck out of that person. 03:40.760 --> 03:42.320 I don't know what the TV show is. 03:42.320 --> 03:48.320 I don't know this TV show is, I've been watching this TV show through shorts every day for the last five days. 03:50.020 --> 03:52.820 Have you considered not doing it? I don't have self-control! 03:54.220 --> 03:55.820 I don't have self-control! 03:56.620 --> 04:02.320 It's called Mr. Inbetween. I'm not being sarcastic when I say I didn't know the name of the TV show, 04:02.620 --> 04:08.120 but I have probably seen two hours of this TV show through maybe 70 different shorts. 04:10.520 --> 04:11.220 You're an adult. 04:11.220 --> 04:16.220 That's why I'm having everyone be held accountable today. 04:16.220 --> 04:19.220 Okay, I did two things. 04:19.220 --> 04:20.220 I did two things. 04:20.220 --> 04:23.220 I deleted x the everything app off the phone. 04:23.220 --> 04:27.220 I deleted twitter.com off the phone. 04:27.220 --> 04:31.220 I deleted TikTok off the phone. 04:31.220 --> 04:34.220 I kept Instagram or call. 04:34.220 --> 04:37.220 I don't have a great reason for it logically. 04:37.220 --> 04:40.220 I just low key think that reels are fire. 04:40.220 --> 04:47.300 Reels are better than reels are pretty fire and also they have messages also 04:47.300 --> 04:50.960 they have messages and I have to message it's for work probably is what I'll tell 04:50.960 --> 04:56.740 people it's probably for work I think I need to message people for work I 04:56.740 --> 05:02.140 literally had to message a guy today for it I don't think and also also I 05:02.140 --> 05:08.380 don't know if you can do Instagram on like the computer oh I just open it 05:08.380 --> 05:10.380 you can 05:10.380 --> 05:12.380 should i delete instagram? 05:12.380 --> 05:14.380 fuck 05:24.380 --> 05:26.380 god damn it i'll do it 05:31.380 --> 05:33.380 i did it! it's gone! 05:33.380 --> 05:41.340 Okay, should okay, I heard there's a okay. I don't know if this true somebody told me 05:41.340 --> 05:43.180 There's a way to room. I don't this true 05:43.180 --> 05:46.620 There's a way to remove YouTube shorts as a recommended option 05:49.900 --> 05:54.020 On YouTube is it just clicking this show viewer shorts fewer shorts thing 05:57.060 --> 05:59.060 Is that it 06:03.380 --> 06:07.700 In settings, you can do it how tell me your ways wise man 06:11.620 --> 06:13.620 If you turn off your watch history 06:14.900 --> 06:20.420 Go to your settings and you can change your shorts screen time. Okay, hold up. I'm doing it right now 06:21.540 --> 06:23.540 Because you two shorts. I okay 06:24.020 --> 06:26.020 I have the tier lists 06:26.020 --> 06:28.020 Instagram reels number one 06:28.820 --> 06:31.300 Okay, it's the best short format tiktok number two 06:31.300 --> 06:40.180 All right. Number three, and this might be contentious. Number three, Twitter. 06:40.180 --> 06:47.460 Twitter has been condensing entire movies, and they're longer than the YouTube ones because 06:47.460 --> 06:54.980 they're like seven minutes long. I've watched like 15 movies. Worst of all is YouTube shorts. 06:54.980 --> 07:00.820 I think YouTube shorts worst of all. I think YouTube shorts is four. I think YouTube shorts 07:00.820 --> 07:08.700 This is for Twitter will show porn though a fun surprise a test of your discipline and 07:08.700 --> 07:16.900 willpower I consider an exercise like curling weights. 07:16.900 --> 07:22.580 Okay let's go to the settings. 07:22.580 --> 07:27.580 Time management. 07:27.580 --> 07:28.580 How is this possible? 07:28.580 --> 07:30.300 How's this possible? 07:30.300 --> 07:31.300 How's this possible? 07:31.300 --> 07:32.300 Okay. 07:32.300 --> 07:35.140 I pulled up, so YouTube tracks actually your hours. 07:35.140 --> 07:37.340 It says I average 10 hours a day on YouTube. 07:37.340 --> 07:38.340 Okay. 07:38.340 --> 07:39.820 Here's the thing that I don't understand. 07:39.820 --> 07:41.220 Correct me if I'm wrong here. 07:41.220 --> 07:45.900 It says on Saturday, I watched YouTube for 29 hours. 07:45.900 --> 07:46.900 Okay. 07:46.900 --> 07:48.060 How does that work? 07:48.060 --> 07:52.700 How did I do that? 07:52.700 --> 07:54.580 What was that about? 07:54.580 --> 07:57.980 29 hours? 07:57.980 --> 08:00.220 How am I pulling 29 out of 24? 08:00.220 --> 08:01.700 I'm squeezing water from stone? 08:03.540 --> 08:05.240 Multiple devices? 08:05.240 --> 08:06.780 That makes sense. 08:06.780 --> 08:09.340 Actually, now that you mentioned it, you're right. 08:09.340 --> 08:10.180 You're right. 08:10.180 --> 08:12.340 Actually, on my computer, I had a playlist. 08:12.340 --> 08:16.100 Well, I've been playing CS2 at night with Slime sometimes, 08:16.100 --> 08:17.700 and I play these playlists. 08:24.220 --> 08:26.220 I'm listening to a whole core playlists. 08:27.980 --> 08:33.940 And I'm wide swinging every time you gotta know I'm wide swinging and I'm not counter strafing. I don't know how 08:37.100 --> 08:41.220 You're so old I I realized that dude I actually realized that watching Jinxie 08:42.700 --> 08:48.700 Jinxie is the streamer I would be if I was 10 years younger and also funnier when I was 10 years younger 08:48.700 --> 09:00.020 I'll be it. I'm way better at League of Legends than that guy. Holy shit. Anyway, let's let's 09:00.020 --> 09:08.060 do it. Shorts feed limits. Shorts feed limits. Zero minutes. Wait, so how does this work now? 09:08.060 --> 09:13.540 How does this work? So I made it zero minutes. If I open up a short, what happens? I can 09:13.540 --> 09:17.920 literally by the way, here it is. My two shorts recommended. 09:17.920 --> 09:20.340 This is the TV show I've been watching and then that's slime. 09:20.500 --> 09:26.420 My two favorite things. It's supposed to stop. It's it's 09:26.420 --> 09:30.100 your. Why is it playing? Okay, let me restart the app maybe. 09:37.460 --> 09:41.500 Oh, there's just no shorts now. Oh my God, there's no 09:41.500 --> 09:58.020 shorts wait this is insane there are no shorts whoa holy shit holy shit holy shit 09:58.020 --> 10:10.740 look at this for you page oh my god it's like 2016 all over again oh my god 10:10.740 --> 10:17.740 Holy shit! This is crazy! I didn't know you could do this! 10:17.740 --> 10:25.740 How do you do it? You go to settings, and then you go to watch behavior or something like that? 10:25.740 --> 10:28.740 Settings? 10:32.740 --> 10:35.740 I don't know how to find it on the desktop. 10:35.740 --> 10:45.480 I'll be honest, I found it on the phone. 10:45.480 --> 10:52.520 It's only on mobile, but it affects your desktop, which is kind of cool. 10:52.520 --> 10:53.520 Snapchat has the worst shorts. 10:53.520 --> 10:54.520 I'm 30. 10:54.520 --> 10:55.520 I'm not on Snapchat. 10:55.520 --> 11:01.700 I think most 30 year olds on Snapchat are weird, I think. 11:01.700 --> 11:02.700 Is this weird to say? 11:02.700 --> 11:03.700 Is that hurtful to say? 11:03.700 --> 11:04.700 I don't know. 11:04.700 --> 11:05.700 I feel like if you're 30 on Snapchat. 11:05.700 --> 11:10.400 three reasons. You're keeping up a snap streak. Okay. With 11:10.400 --> 11:14.400 with friends. That's fine. You haven't grown up enough yet. 11:15.600 --> 11:20.400 Okay. That's all right. Pedophile. That's probably the 11:20.400 --> 11:23.200 third. I don't know. I don't know. That's a heavy accusation 11:23.200 --> 11:25.300 I've levied. I'm just saying that's what I assume are the 11:25.300 --> 11:27.600 three reasons. I don't feel like I can come up with a fourth. 11:29.300 --> 11:30.800 I assume those are the big three. 11:35.700 --> 11:42.100 Do you get grandfathered in to snap if you have a snap score or a snap streak? It's fine. I 11:42.940 --> 11:50.260 Realize a lot of friendships are so fragile that if the snap streak goes the friendship goes and I think it's okay 11:50.260 --> 11:52.420 I think it's okay to acknowledge that 11:53.640 --> 11:55.640 That's all right 11:55.640 --> 12:05.020 You're having an affair? 12:05.020 --> 12:06.020 That's a good fourth reason. 12:06.020 --> 12:07.020 Well, it's not a who's sorry. 12:07.020 --> 12:08.020 Hold on. 12:08.020 --> 12:09.020 I want to pause that. 12:09.020 --> 12:10.020 I want to take that back. 12:10.020 --> 12:11.020 I don't think that's a good. 12:11.020 --> 12:12.020 Sorry. 12:12.020 --> 12:13.620 That is a reason I would believe for someone to have it. 12:13.620 --> 12:16.220 That's a better phrasing. 12:16.220 --> 12:18.460 That's a better phrasing. 12:18.460 --> 12:21.020 And that's why we, that's why we have the opportunity to correct ourselves in 12:21.020 --> 12:22.020 this world. 12:22.020 --> 12:24.640 Are we watching the new minister beast video? 12:24.640 --> 12:27.140 If it's good, I wasn't planning on. 12:27.140 --> 12:29.200 I'll be real, I wasn't planning on. 12:29.200 --> 12:32.140 If it's fire, maybe, but I really wasn't planning on it. 12:34.520 --> 12:35.520 Who's in the building? 12:36.640 --> 12:38.480 He's trying to enter my bag. 12:38.480 --> 12:39.600 Hope she literally is. 12:39.600 --> 12:42.080 Okay, I got a bag of takeout. 12:42.080 --> 12:44.400 She's sitting in the bag. 12:44.400 --> 12:46.160 All right, have fun. 12:46.160 --> 12:47.760 That hat does not fit your head, what? 12:47.760 --> 12:50.040 Hope you are doing well, don't wink. 12:50.040 --> 12:51.440 Do you think I have a big head? 12:51.440 --> 13:01.440 Affairs can be good. Affairs can be good. I don't think there's... I don't think you can make up a good reason for an affair. 13:01.440 --> 13:08.440 I don't think there's ever a reason to betray the trust of somebody and do an affair. You just break up with them and then find a new partner. 13:08.440 --> 13:12.360 The only reason you would do an affair is if you're perhaps cowardly 13:15.560 --> 13:17.560 Fear 13:17.840 --> 13:19.840 Pussy-ness 13:19.880 --> 13:21.880 Foreign affairs 13:22.600 --> 13:27.520 Wow as an American I also think we're pretty bad at that too. Oh lie. Our foreign affairs aren't great either 13:27.520 --> 13:41.520 What about a trist though? I don't know what that word means. T-R-Y-S-T. 13:41.520 --> 13:51.360 Independent escorts. How did you know that so quickly? Oh no, it's an agreement between 13:51.360 --> 13:55.800 lovers. What? I don't understand what this is. 13:55.800 --> 13:57.800 Both lovers have to hurry to keep their noon time 13:57.800 --> 13:59.480 trist in the park. 13:59.480 --> 14:00.440 Are they having sex in the park? 14:00.440 --> 14:01.280 What does that mean? 14:03.520 --> 14:06.000 Otto, I needed something from you. 14:06.000 --> 14:07.880 Otto, what did I have for you? 14:14.000 --> 14:14.840 Stop. 14:20.560 --> 14:23.360 Otto, in the game of Counter-Strike 2, 14:23.360 --> 14:26.520 When you win a round and you're the MVP, 14:26.520 --> 14:29.840 your game will play a soundtrack 14:29.840 --> 14:31.900 that you can download or purchase. 14:33.620 --> 14:34.460 All right? 14:38.300 --> 14:39.840 I don't have it happen to me too often, 14:39.840 --> 14:42.160 but it happens occasionally. 14:42.160 --> 14:43.800 I don't know why no one you're trying 14:43.800 --> 14:45.360 don't need a dancing game respect 14:45.360 --> 14:46.400 the performance screen. 14:46.400 --> 14:48.800 I'm in the sand, the best, the same. 14:48.800 --> 14:50.280 So my question for you, 14:50.280 --> 14:54.280 The game of Counter-Strike 2 is moddable. 14:54.280 --> 15:06.280 Is there a way to mod Counter-Strike 2 to have a custom sound play in real games that isn't something you need to purchase through Valve directly? 15:06.280 --> 15:08.280 Does that make sense? 15:12.280 --> 15:16.280 Could I, as an example, play... 15:20.280 --> 15:26.620 Okay, I'll just play it but like seriously be chill about it. Okay. I got you 15:42.560 --> 15:48.400 What about only doing it locally is there a way to do it locally it doesn't play for the other players 15:48.400 --> 15:51.400 But locally it replaces it. 15:51.400 --> 15:53.400 Oh my god, that is a YouTube short. 15:53.400 --> 15:55.400 Why did I just pull up a YouTube short? 15:55.400 --> 15:59.400 Oh my god, I just said we're not going to watch them! 15:59.400 --> 16:01.400 Fuck! 16:01.400 --> 16:06.400 She put chat on screen? 16:06.400 --> 16:08.400 Yeah, I just can't do it for the first 30 seconds 16:08.400 --> 16:09.400 because sometimes you guys say curse words 16:09.400 --> 16:11.400 and then my YouTube video gets demonetized. 16:11.400 --> 16:13.400 Speaking of demonetized, 16:13.400 --> 16:16.400 my CS2 video got flagged for demonetization. 16:16.400 --> 16:18.400 Why? 16:18.400 --> 16:20.400 Because we were shooting each other. 16:24.400 --> 16:30.400 I want a custom kit for local and I'll tell you why. Okay. I'll tell you why. 16:30.400 --> 16:40.400 Because on Friday, guys, on Friday, it is the return of the beat-off. 16:40.400 --> 16:51.480 We're bringing the beat off back this time bigger than ever because a new competitor 16:51.480 --> 16:53.400 is joining the field. 16:53.400 --> 16:56.400 Aiden. 16:56.400 --> 16:58.960 Beat off his back baby. 16:58.960 --> 17:03.320 Beat off back baby. 17:03.320 --> 17:04.560 I want to have three judges. 17:04.560 --> 17:05.560 I want it to be Porter Robinson. 17:05.560 --> 17:08.400 I want it to be B-shoe and I want it to be Nakey Jakey. 17:08.400 --> 17:09.400 Actually you know what? 17:09.400 --> 17:13.720 text them all. Getting porn or 17:13.720 --> 17:27.280 Robinson will answer me. I looked at his number my phone I don't have it. I don't 17:27.280 --> 17:30.040 know why I thought I did. 17:39.400 --> 17:49.840 Okay, I'm asking a Jakey 18:09.400 --> 18:26.580 Okay, let me also ask Horner Fuck, damn it. 18:26.580 --> 18:31.440 I don't remember Porter's discord name. 18:31.440 --> 18:36.640 This is like one of the worst things about modern day messages. 18:36.640 --> 18:52.480 If somebody's Discord name isn't their name, it's impossible to find. 18:52.480 --> 18:53.480 Bad friend. 18:53.480 --> 18:56.160 It's like Timo Top or something. 18:56.160 --> 19:01.040 like it has it's it has nothing to do with anything 19:08.480 --> 19:16.280 fuck I can't find it dude fucking I don't have Instagram oh my god 19:26.160 --> 19:32.200 It's something with an M, I think. 19:32.200 --> 19:35.560 Maybe there's a way to look through your friends, actually. 19:35.560 --> 19:36.560 That's probably a thing, right? 19:36.560 --> 19:39.160 I would do that if I started a social media site. 19:39.160 --> 19:42.160 Is there a way to, like, look through all your friends? 19:42.160 --> 19:46.160 Oh, I have 370 online right now. 19:46.160 --> 19:47.160 Oh. 19:47.160 --> 19:50.160 How many do I have? 19:50.160 --> 19:52.160 I have 785 total friends. 19:52.160 --> 19:55.160 Wait, how many Discord friends do people have? 19:55.160 --> 20:00.280 Damn, I've not looked through this in a while. 20:00.280 --> 20:01.280 Arcadem? 20:01.280 --> 20:06.640 That is not a name I have heard in a long time. 20:06.640 --> 20:07.640 Interesting. 20:07.640 --> 20:08.640 Phase B. 20:08.640 --> 20:09.640 It's very cool. 20:09.640 --> 20:12.760 Damn, my friends are kind of lit. 20:12.760 --> 20:14.160 I could sell this shit. 20:14.160 --> 20:16.160 Bobby Scar. 20:16.160 --> 20:34.940 There's no way to oh my god 20:34.940 --> 20:45.940 This is going to take me too long unless it's right here. 20:45.940 --> 20:56.940 Okay, this is, this is, this is not, I can't do this on stream. 20:56.940 --> 20:58.940 I'm literally just going to be silently scrolling. 21:06.940 --> 21:07.940 Hi, Coots! 21:09.940 --> 21:10.940 Hello. 21:14.940 --> 21:16.940 Okay, now I can't see anything. 21:22.940 --> 21:24.940 Are there mods? I can tell you Porter's thing. 21:24.940 --> 21:27.840 Wait, can you just say the first letter? I don't need you to dox it 21:27.840 --> 21:32.240 Just literally say the first letter because then I can look it up. Just give me the first letter, bro 21:36.240 --> 21:40.440 Okay, I can't reach out anymore cuz Coots is in the way. Coots come on. Okay 21:41.240 --> 21:43.240 Coots 21:43.240 --> 21:45.240 Coots 21:45.240 --> 21:47.240 Coots 21:47.360 --> 21:49.360 That's not pee 21:50.120 --> 21:52.120 My god now I'm just having random letters 21:52.120 --> 21:56.120 I love you buddy. I can't see. 21:56.120 --> 22:00.120 Kuta can't see. Thank you. 22:00.120 --> 22:04.120 Hey, my computer just went down. Okay. 22:08.120 --> 22:12.120 She literally stepped on the... 22:14.120 --> 22:18.120 It's J? 22:18.120 --> 22:25.600 Is Jermah the same guy? 22:25.600 --> 22:26.600 I do want to come on here? 22:26.600 --> 22:27.600 Come here. 22:27.600 --> 22:32.600 You didn't tell my lad too long. 22:32.600 --> 22:43.000 Oh my god, it is J. 22:43.000 --> 22:47.240 I'm doing a beat off with my friends on Friday. 22:47.240 --> 22:53.860 Would you be down to judge our beats from the beat-off? 22:53.860 --> 22:56.340 It would take 20 minutes tops. 22:56.340 --> 23:05.340 It's not jay robinson, that would be crazy. 23:05.340 --> 23:10.260 Yeah, it's me jay. 23:10.260 --> 23:11.340 Thank you very much. 23:11.340 --> 23:12.340 I appreciate that. 23:12.340 --> 23:15.980 That was a youtube chatter, w youtube chatter. 23:15.980 --> 23:17.980 He's on a South American tour right now. 23:18.980 --> 23:19.980 Yeah, I can oblongos. 23:21.980 --> 23:23.980 This is so embarrassing. Look at my YouTube recommended. 23:24.980 --> 23:26.980 Apparently they don't remove shorts from your... 23:27.980 --> 23:28.980 ...suggested. 23:30.980 --> 23:31.980 This show does seem fire. 23:32.980 --> 23:33.980 I'm not gonna lie. 23:34.980 --> 23:36.980 I mean, obviously I can't say I've actually watched it. 23:36.980 --> 23:38.980 It's a fire show through shorts though. 23:40.980 --> 23:43.980 Mostly just because Australians are naturally charming. 23:45.980 --> 23:56.260 It doesn't work on the website. It does. It does. It saved my homepage. My homepage is 23:56.260 --> 24:03.340 fixed. I mean obviously I can still see him on the homepage but whatever. Who do you got 24:03.340 --> 24:12.260 winning? Okay, so you're the Spurs tonight? Who's home? Probably the Spurs. Is it okay 24:12.260 --> 24:14.260 I see at home, still the spurs I think. 24:20.700 --> 24:26.220 You're getting second tabbed, buddy Sativa, you have one opportunity right now to put me on your main monitor or your perm event. 24:27.720 --> 24:29.220 We don't fuck around around here, bro. 24:29.600 --> 24:32.300 I am on your main monitor, or I'm not on your screen. 24:38.720 --> 24:40.720 Why the fuck are my viewers dropping? 24:40.720 --> 24:42.800 Thank you the three months. I appreciate that this 24:48.700 --> 24:56.340 Money match one sub brother you got SSBM in the fucking main dog. Well, you made your account a year ago. You're probably asked 24:57.720 --> 25:01.880 You made your twitch account a year ago with SSBM in the name. You're probably asked from a butt. Did you play? 25:02.640 --> 25:04.640 You're probably shit 25:06.400 --> 25:08.400 Lucky thing the 14 months 25:08.400 --> 25:17.580 I'm not gonna play you right now. I haven't I have you think I come in a stream and I go 25:17.580 --> 25:20.700 I like to heavenly kiss my time. I'm gonna play SPM on a score of 1. 25:20.700 --> 25:25.640 When I eat a crepe I want to make sweet sweet love to the crepe and then eat the babies 25:25.640 --> 25:30.780 with the waffle or pancake. I just don't get that. 25:30.780 --> 25:35.620 You guys have to understand I am one of the top streamers in the world right? Like 25:35.620 --> 25:37.620 Let's just look 25:37.960 --> 25:39.960 All right, this is the top 50 look 25:41.400 --> 25:44.220 Okay, I'm not in the top 50. That's fine top 100 25:53.760 --> 25:57.960 Right I am one of the top 106 streamers 25:58.720 --> 26:01.840 Okay, I'm up there with people like forcing 26:02.560 --> 26:04.480 T2 X2 26:04.480 --> 26:10.600 Polinho, okay? You gotta understand I come in a stream with the plan prepared 26:18.520 --> 26:26.040 I'm not washed I'm just a multi streamer now, and they don't have a cool-ass website like that for you, too 26:34.480 --> 26:36.480 I 26:47.520 --> 26:52.000 Alright boys today, it's gonna be a shorter stream. I've been banging out long ass streams 26:52.000 --> 26:55.160 I think we did like a 12 hour stream Saturday a 10 hour stream 26:55.760 --> 26:59.720 Friday six hour stream seven hour eight or stream on Sunday 26:59.720 --> 27:03.280 So I'm due for a short one boys. I'm gonna run four hours today 27:04.480 --> 27:07.480 We're probably going to run for hours today, so I guess I'll get there. 27:07.480 --> 27:10.480 Wait, I had something else I wanted to do. 27:10.480 --> 27:18.480 Oh, I wanted to do a Wikipedia race with Joe and then another person, but I was trying to actually think of who the other person would be. 27:28.480 --> 27:31.480 I can't do Big A in stands. 27:31.480 --> 27:37.480 The A stands is too good and I don't want to do big A because I don't want to do big A without stance because I think it's mean to stance. 27:42.480 --> 27:45.480 Adapt. That's a crazy pole. 27:48.480 --> 27:50.480 Adapt would be kind of fire. 27:54.480 --> 27:56.480 That's a crazy pole. 27:56.480 --> 28:09.480 I kind of like that. 28:09.480 --> 28:13.400 I can also do Pookie. 28:13.400 --> 28:14.400 Small Ant, brother. 28:14.400 --> 28:18.520 I'm not going to invite Joe Bart to get his ass fucking beat by Small Ant, who in preparation 28:18.520 --> 28:22.800 for a Wikipedia race looked up every article. 28:22.800 --> 28:25.400 So I looked up every article and I have a database of the shortest route to go from 28:25.400 --> 28:26.400 A to B. 28:26.400 --> 28:31.400 I coded my own path on Claude to find out the best algorithm. 28:33.520 --> 28:37.040 I can now get every single word within three connections, Max. 28:37.040 --> 28:39.960 It's like, it's not really gonna be the vibe. 28:43.600 --> 28:48.320 I'd rather it be adept than he looks up Cumquat. 28:48.320 --> 28:50.720 And he's like, fuck dude, I never knew it looked like that. 28:51.200 --> 28:53.200 I 29:04.520 --> 29:09.960 Let's see if Jo's down to do tomorrow Joe and it is dreams of the animals 29:17.040 --> 29:19.040 Little big plan keys 29:20.720 --> 29:40.680 How about Big Finebird? Brother, Big Finebird needs to learn how to do Big Fucking Glodar. 29:40.680 --> 29:44.440 I got pissed off today. I opened Twitter on the desktop. First thing I see, let me pull 29:44.440 --> 29:48.680 up the tweet because it pissed me right the fuck off. 29:48.680 --> 29:52.400 The stream after fine loses a tournament or event is always crazy because he starts imitating 29:52.400 --> 29:56.800 a bunch of new shit in tech he just never did and it's like I'm watching an evil glow. 29:56.800 --> 29:57.800 Okay. 29:57.800 --> 30:02.080 Why are we glazing a top runner for fucking learning shit? 30:02.080 --> 30:04.440 He should have damn learned three months ago. 30:04.440 --> 30:06.880 What are we doing here? 30:06.880 --> 30:11.160 He's a big damned idiot. 30:11.160 --> 30:12.400 He should know how to blowdar. 30:12.400 --> 30:14.400 You should have known that when I was speaking damn Chinese. 30:23.200 --> 30:25.300 How about Jinxie? I like Jinxie. Jinxie's chat scares me though. 30:26.500 --> 30:27.800 I will lie. Jinxie's chat scares me. 30:33.300 --> 30:35.500 Any streamer with more than 30K viewers terrifies me. 30:42.400 --> 30:48.160 I said I'm better than Jinxia League of Legends and he's not gonna hit whatever it was emerald or diamond 30:48.720 --> 30:53.320 Brother, I had first time viewers in here telling me to blow my shit off smooth. He's got shooters 30:55.280 --> 30:58.240 Maybe they're from tarpon springs, but the blikky still clicks 31:00.400 --> 31:04.960 Cajal's chat's nice. Cajal's got a great cat. Wow. Hold on depends 31:08.360 --> 31:10.880 He's got a great chat when he's playing Pokemon of Connor 31:12.400 --> 31:22.100 when he's watching a pro league game, one of the players f$%$ up one play and its like 31:22.100 --> 31:24.560 gg their sh$t they should be banned from ever playing the game again 31:24.560 --> 31:34.920 one's geogas returning video dropping soon ish 31:34.920 --> 31:36.720 shate drizzle said he's struggling on the edit 31:36.720 --> 31:40.840 I said shakey you figure this sh$t out bro 31:40.840 --> 31:42.840 We're 7000 videos deep. You got this 31:54.460 --> 32:00.280 That's all eSports true you're not wrong dude I watched the rainbow six tourney last night 32:01.980 --> 32:08.160 Shop of higher belly in second place. It was sad bro. I mean obviously 32:08.160 --> 32:17.080 Obviously, whatever, it's not for me because I like Chopfly, but damn, we got our shit 32:17.080 --> 32:23.840 pushing. 32:23.840 --> 32:24.840 Good ass run. 32:24.840 --> 32:25.840 True. 32:25.840 --> 32:26.900 It was a good ass run. 32:26.900 --> 32:29.520 It was a good ass run. 32:29.520 --> 32:30.520 Who's a better gamer? 32:30.520 --> 32:31.520 You were Jinxie. 32:31.520 --> 32:38.040 I think Jinxie, his greatest gaming accomplishments hitting the highest rank in Rainbow Six 32:38.040 --> 32:44.760 siege. I don't count. Okay. It's tell me it is a bad take and I'm open to it being a bad take. 32:47.240 --> 32:47.880 I don't 32:49.960 --> 32:57.480 respect the pedigree of top clash player as much as other games 32:59.560 --> 33:06.760 because the game has too many pay to win elements for me to respect it as a gaming accomplishment. 33:08.040 --> 33:14.760 I'm not saying the game doesn't take skill, that is not what I'm saying. 33:14.760 --> 33:21.600 But I respect games where you can pay to be better at, less skillful, than games where 33:21.600 --> 33:27.560 a new player has the same level of advantage as someone who's been playing the game ten 33:27.560 --> 33:28.560 years. 33:28.560 --> 33:37.880 If you boot up Counter-Strike 2, we're all shooting the same gun, you know? 33:37.880 --> 33:52.360 clash it's like you just you get to have new guns 33:52.360 --> 33:57.660 some skins make you better it's true if you have the dragon lore op it hits more percent 33:57.660 --> 34:07.660 than less percent. 34:07.660 --> 34:08.820 Would you beat Jinxie and Chess? 34:08.820 --> 34:09.820 Can we not? 34:09.820 --> 34:14.420 Like, what are we talking about here? 34:14.420 --> 34:16.060 The thing is, Jinxie's like electric, right? 34:16.060 --> 34:18.060 A lot of people like watching Jinxie. 34:18.060 --> 34:22.460 He's got Gotham Chess reviewing 400 level games. 34:22.460 --> 34:24.380 I'm a 1300 level player. 34:24.380 --> 34:26.100 I'm not great at chess. 34:26.100 --> 34:29.820 but I am better than someone who hasn't grinded chests. 34:31.540 --> 34:33.580 I'm just older, bro, I've played more. 34:33.580 --> 34:35.780 I'm just older, bro, I've played more. 34:35.780 --> 34:38.100 I'm just older, bro, I've played more. 34:38.100 --> 34:40.660 I'm just older, bro, I've played more. 34:40.660 --> 34:44.300 I'm just older, bro, I've played more. 34:44.300 --> 34:46.660 Yes, 1300, you heard me right. 34:49.380 --> 34:50.780 Look, check it out, I got you. 34:50.780 --> 34:56.780 We're gonna do unbanned forms right after this. I'm just gonna show you real quick 34:57.980 --> 35:01.020 This is this is like one of my alt accounts. It's just a 900 level game 35:02.980 --> 35:04.980 Let's go for the scotch 35:14.260 --> 35:17.580 Fuck is this scary is this scary 35:20.780 --> 35:27.020 Oh my god, I wasted so much time. 35:27.020 --> 35:28.780 Holy fuck. 35:28.780 --> 35:32.780 Oh my god, I choked. 35:32.780 --> 35:39.780 Oh my god, I'm down a whole piece. 35:39.780 --> 35:42.780 Fuck. 36:12.780 --> 36:14.780 you used to meet holy fuck that was smart 36:33.260 --> 36:35.260 oh my god 36:42.780 --> 36:57.260 He honestly played like a pussy, like I feel like we should talk about that. 36:57.260 --> 36:58.260 Ah boys! 36:58.260 --> 37:04.420 Let's do a bit of un-ban forms we haven't done in a while. 37:04.420 --> 37:07.760 You guys know how it works though, we play a little game of bingo, once we hit bingo 37:07.760 --> 37:11.920 We are done with our unban forms bingo board maker 37:13.520 --> 37:16.200 Now quite a few people have been banned on this stream 37:16.200 --> 37:20.680 I've had a few let's say angry streaks when things aren't going my way 37:20.800 --> 37:26.800 So today we are going to make an unban form bingo board 37:26.800 --> 37:34.260 I need you guys to help me by giving me suggestions of things. We are likely to see in this bingo board 37:34.260 --> 37:39.260 What are some things we are likely to see from the unbans? 37:39.260 --> 37:40.260 Alright? 37:40.260 --> 37:42.260 Alright, sure, slur. 37:42.260 --> 37:43.260 Love it. 37:43.260 --> 37:44.260 Well, I don't. 37:44.260 --> 37:45.260 Uh, AI Apology. 37:45.260 --> 37:46.260 Okay. 37:46.260 --> 37:47.260 Sexist. 37:47.260 --> 37:48.260 Sure. 37:48.260 --> 37:49.260 Friend. 37:49.260 --> 37:51.260 Did it. 37:51.260 --> 37:52.260 Okay. 37:52.260 --> 37:55.260 Uh, double down. 37:55.260 --> 37:58.260 Um, what else? 37:58.260 --> 37:59.260 What else? 37:59.260 --> 38:00.260 What else? 38:00.260 --> 38:01.260 Good Apology. 38:31.260 --> 38:33.660 Ludwig Band. Fine, fine, fine, fine. 38:36.780 --> 38:38.620 Baxed Seater. Sure. 38:40.660 --> 38:44.020 First-time chatter. 999 plus chatter. 38:44.820 --> 38:45.940 Former sub. 38:49.660 --> 38:51.540 Self promo. 38:54.980 --> 38:57.900 T1 viewer. I don't know if that's gonna happen. 38:57.900 --> 39:09.980 other streamer stream watcher maybe that's better way to put it big fan I just 39:09.980 --> 39:19.020 want to read chat how about that I won't do it again great crossband counting 39:19.020 --> 39:39.740 Five plus your follower didn't deserve called me gay second band 39:39.740 --> 39:58.920 6-7? Is that even a reason we banned? I don't think we would. 39:58.920 --> 40:00.620 I'm a frog? All right. 40:05.720 --> 40:06.220 Whoa. 40:08.920 --> 40:09.620 How many you got? 40:16.020 --> 40:16.820 I'll get more than enough. 40:22.420 --> 40:23.120 All right, let's do it. 40:28.920 --> 40:36.280 We got a bingo board here it is 40:37.160 --> 40:41.160 Okay, we're gonna end when we get bingo. That's it. We're gonna end we get bingo 40:41.160 --> 40:46.320 We're gonna put on a speedrun timer. We're gonna see if we can get a record for our fastest bingo 40:58.920 --> 41:08.360 All right, let me pull my band forms. 41:08.360 --> 41:09.920 And I think we are good to go. 41:09.920 --> 41:12.120 Okay, I have a slight issue today. 41:12.120 --> 41:16.400 My third monitor doesn't work, which is tilting. 41:16.400 --> 41:24.400 What it is, what it is. 41:24.400 --> 41:38.400 5 boys here's our bingo board we're gonna try to see how quickly we can get bingo speedrun timer starts after I read the first 41:38.400 --> 41:47.880 unban requests three two you can do this maybe 41:47.880 --> 42:07.640 Oh, fuck, I'm blocking. 42:07.640 --> 42:10.960 Shit, is there a way to not block? 42:10.960 --> 42:22.320 I can put the cam in the top right and then just make it a little smaller. 42:22.320 --> 42:28.320 How's that? 42:28.320 --> 42:51.320 That's kind of good wait I kind of cooked here. 43:21.320 --> 43:23.440 Tim fucking nuked their ass. 43:24.640 --> 43:27.400 First of all, whoever banned me, fuck you. 43:27.400 --> 43:29.680 What the hell did I do for getting banned? 43:29.680 --> 43:31.200 I just asked if he was watching an anime 43:31.200 --> 43:33.400 and that got me banned, stupid mods. 43:33.400 --> 43:34.560 If Ludd is reading this, man, 43:34.560 --> 43:36.240 you need to keep a watch on these mods, 43:36.240 --> 43:37.800 or at least this mod. 43:37.800 --> 43:39.840 First off, Tim, get fucking owned. 43:39.840 --> 43:42.320 Second off, that's a double down. 43:42.320 --> 43:43.200 That is a double down. 43:43.200 --> 43:44.040 Do we have it? 43:45.400 --> 43:46.240 Do we have double down? 43:46.240 --> 43:47.800 Yes, we do. 43:47.800 --> 43:48.640 That's a double down. 43:48.640 --> 43:49.680 We're counting that one. 43:49.680 --> 43:50.800 I will unban. 43:50.800 --> 43:54.100 I will unban. No, I haven't seen it bro. 43:55.800 --> 43:58.540 Next. Next, next, next. 44:00.140 --> 44:03.040 You suck and I banned them. 44:06.040 --> 44:08.220 You suck and I banned them. 44:08.220 --> 44:11.280 I genuinely don't know what this is from. 44:13.020 --> 44:15.160 I don't know what game I was playing or what. 44:17.300 --> 44:20.720 And then they said can confirm he still sucks. 44:20.800 --> 44:29.360 hold up let's take a look we're gonna go to cell you know we're gonna try to 44:29.360 --> 44:36.600 track down this is May 9th at 951 in the morning 951 in the morning that's 44:36.600 --> 44:46.720 kind of shocking no May 9th I was just watching Minecraft 44:50.800 --> 44:52.800 I was just watching Minecraft 44:54.880 --> 45:02.000 This was the first week of the tournament I wasn't even playing the fuck that I did 45:03.440 --> 45:05.440 Brother I wasn't even playing 45:07.880 --> 45:11.480 Shut up and play Mario. Where's come dog? You know what? 45:14.920 --> 45:16.920 Shit, I'm allowed to say that 45:20.800 --> 45:28.100 I don't think this is all the unbanned form, right? 45:28.100 --> 45:29.580 This isn't a bingo board. 45:29.580 --> 45:30.580 Oh! 45:30.580 --> 45:32.460 Oh, I thought it was a first-time chatter. 45:32.460 --> 45:38.580 They wrote two in 2026, February 5th, and then they wrote, Ludwig... 45:38.580 --> 45:39.580 Uh-huh. 45:39.580 --> 45:41.100 Sucks that cod. 45:41.100 --> 45:42.100 Then they got banned. 45:42.100 --> 45:44.420 Low kitty, my fault, OG. 45:44.420 --> 45:46.420 I understand why I was banned. 45:46.420 --> 45:50.060 Typing modified slurs is probably not a good idea, but to be fair, he was playing pretty 45:50.060 --> 45:54.960 bad in that search and destroy match, like legit hard scoping between two targets and 45:54.960 --> 45:58.520 only killing maybe two people the entire match type bad. 45:58.520 --> 46:02.400 I honestly don't type very often and mostly want to be unbanned so I can gamble chat points 46:02.400 --> 46:03.400 occasionally. 46:03.400 --> 46:07.280 Uh, you know, it won't happen again on all that type grip. 46:07.280 --> 46:09.360 What the fuck is type grip? 46:09.360 --> 46:17.200 Okay, first off, this maybe counts as slur, because it is a modified slur, but I also 46:17.200 --> 46:24.040 think it's a decent apology most importantly though they're making fun of 46:24.040 --> 46:30.960 my gameplay where is it mad at gameplay that's the one we're gonna use here mad 46:30.960 --> 46:41.500 at gameplay I genuinely am trying my best bro oh my god nice two million 46:41.500 --> 46:48.620 dollar house and a colon three that is easy that is a first time chatter wait a 46:48.620 --> 46:57.540 slime ban is bingo a slime ban is bingo dude a slime ban is genuinely bingo this 46:57.540 --> 47:00.260 is a Ludwig ban 47:00.380 --> 47:05.740 love you might be buns uninsulted game let me install the game wait is 30 oh 47:05.740 --> 47:10.660 this was a viewer who was making fun of my rivals be through to skill I said 47:10.660 --> 47:15.940 1v1 me right now they said they didn't want to buy the game so they were 47:15.940 --> 47:20.460 calling me but without even having played the game my bad I'm not a hate 47:20.460 --> 47:25.780 watcher my buns common was in jest cuz I had been seeing girl you might be buns 47:25.780 --> 47:31.300 one fun when some funny shit happens in squeak streams didn't translate 47:31.300 --> 47:35.140 over well and let copy of my pants down the mouth I get it I didn't back 47:35.140 --> 47:44.580 of my trash talk but perma for that seems huge no I don't think Ludwig Banz on 47:44.580 --> 47:55.860 this one right they have over 1,000 messages so it's a 999 plus chatter I 47:55.860 --> 48:04.460 will unban it's okay I guess we are buns wait a squeaks mention also let's 48:04.460 --> 48:08.900 Let's do Squeaks mentioned because that's I think rarer. I'm gonna mark down Squeaks mentioned. I think that's more rare 48:10.900 --> 48:14.200 You are so ass okay, why is it would be me to me? 48:16.100 --> 48:19.060 Fuck there would be me to me 48:26.660 --> 48:28.660 Sorry for the rage baits 48:34.460 --> 48:50.300 I don't think truth equals ban fuck right off I don't I don't think this is 48:50.300 --> 49:01.260 anything I don't think it's anything didn't deserve oh oh oh bingo bingo five 49:01.260 --> 49:10.460 minutes holy shit it's a world record it's a world record we have a slime band 49:12.900 --> 49:20.460 wait that's actually insane sub six but we have to find out one final thing before 49:20.460 --> 49:27.540 we're done why did slime ban them the sea bass one is never typed in my chat 49:27.540 --> 49:33.060 although they were previously subbed. They've also been following me for almost six years. 49:34.340 --> 49:39.700 So the question is, what did they do that pissed Slime off so badly? 49:43.940 --> 49:50.100 They wrote, sorry Tim, it was a bad, unfunny joke, you don't deserve that, sorry Tim. 49:57.540 --> 50:05.740 This could be anything. I mean I saw Slime Band somebody in his chat the other day because 50:05.740 --> 50:09.620 they said, how are you? And he said, don't fucking ask me that. I'm not trying to be 50:09.620 --> 50:22.460 your fucking friend. Don't ask me how I'm doing. Okay, what the fuck, dude, what? Dude, 50:22.460 --> 50:24.740 I was so ready to be on your side. What is that? 50:26.180 --> 50:32.920 That's a crazy I couldn't have I'm sorry pause the music. I couldn't have crafted that I 50:33.620 --> 50:37.000 Couldn't have thought of what that was gonna be 50:40.500 --> 50:44.160 You got crazy you got crazy fucking thoughts in your head, bro 50:46.540 --> 50:49.300 Get behind me Tim Tim get behind us 50:52.460 --> 50:58.820 I'm gonna deny dude. That was fucking crazy 51:01.340 --> 51:03.340 All right, that's bingo 51:03.380 --> 51:09.340 That's me. Oh, anyway, congratulations everybody. That is your bingo moment of the day 51:10.100 --> 51:13.060 That is your unbanned forms of the day. We're done 51:13.940 --> 51:15.940 easy 51:16.260 --> 51:18.260 That was easy 51:19.200 --> 51:25.140 That she might be a YouTube short. I don't even know if that was a full-ass video house. We got a world record there 51:26.700 --> 51:28.700 We got a world record 51:31.660 --> 51:33.720 Do another one we might do what we can do in a mile 51:33.720 --> 51:37.380 I mean we can do one at the start of every stream. We don't got to beat it into the ground on the first stream 51:37.380 --> 51:39.380 You know what I'm saying? 51:42.380 --> 51:44.860 Barely long enough for her short says Stadler 51:44.860 --> 51:49.860 There's actually a video I really wanted to watch. 51:49.860 --> 51:52.860 I don't know if I have enough time. 51:52.860 --> 51:58.860 Fuck, I don't have enough time. I have a sponsor stream today. 51:58.860 --> 52:02.860 I didn't realize how long this video was. 52:02.860 --> 52:08.860 Minecraft drama video? What drama video? 52:08.860 --> 52:13.860 Please not MrBeast or Minecraft. It was actually neither, but it's just a little too long. 52:13.860 --> 52:24.640 It's a video called crossing China one cigarette at a time and I want it to watch it. 52:24.640 --> 52:25.640 We might watch it tomorrow. 52:25.640 --> 52:37.440 It might be a tomorrow angle. 52:37.440 --> 52:43.020 The video seems fire because this is the guy that actually inspired not the trip to 52:43.020 --> 52:52.620 China but my goal for my trip to China because this is the guy I saw a video of him it's actually 52:52.620 --> 52:58.060 maybe this video right here where he's biking across China and somebody invites him into their 52:58.060 --> 53:02.540 home to eat which is why I made my goal when I went to China to do that but we'll watch it we'll 53:02.540 --> 53:03.540 We'll watch it tomorrow. 53:06.440 --> 53:08.040 Can we watch the Luigi video? 53:10.440 --> 53:12.140 Yahoo! 53:12.140 --> 53:13.340 Okay, no. 53:15.940 --> 53:16.940 You can't watch the... 53:16.940 --> 53:39.940 Okay, what did I want to look up pause? I wanted to look up. What was it think think think think think think think think think think 53:39.940 --> 53:43.220 I think Ludwig and Slopp, Ludwig and Slopp, this is also 40 minutes. 53:44.500 --> 53:46.100 Mr. Beast is too long. Fuck. 53:51.540 --> 53:52.580 I have a third video. 53:57.940 --> 54:00.100 I'm beginning to watch this video. Let's see it. 54:02.700 --> 54:05.780 I saw Will, or excuse me, Joe watch a bit of it yesterday and it looked fire. 54:09.940 --> 54:18.240 It's a video called, I investigated the country where it's illegal to be fat. 54:18.240 --> 54:24.140 Obviously a little bit of a click bait, especially when you look at the thumbnail. 54:24.140 --> 54:29.820 But I think we've all heard some things about the beauty standards of Korea. 54:29.820 --> 54:32.380 So I'm curious, let's take a look together. 54:32.380 --> 54:33.380 Don't be fat. 54:33.380 --> 54:34.380 Don't be ugly. 54:34.380 --> 54:35.380 Don't be poor. 54:35.380 --> 54:36.380 I'm sure you know, it's like the plastic surgery capital. 54:36.380 --> 54:41.120 Do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience? 54:42.160 --> 54:44.640 This is the Minecraft drama video by the way if you wanna watch it. 54:45.380 --> 54:47.040 It is officially over. 54:47.040 --> 54:50.120 Marla, who was ranked as the number one Minecraft TV viewer on her own... 54:50.560 --> 54:51.580 I don't know, fuck, sorry. 54:51.580 --> 54:52.980 I'm sorry, I don't know if that's rude. 54:52.980 --> 54:55.000 I don't, um, care. I'm 30. 54:55.400 --> 54:57.040 Uuuum, okay. 54:59.600 --> 55:00.800 Saudi apathize. 55:00.800 --> 55:05.280 South Korea, the world's beauty capital, where being fat isn't just frowned upon. 55:05.280 --> 55:08.560 That's AI for sure, no? 55:08.560 --> 55:10.040 The art style just looks AI. 55:12.640 --> 55:14.360 It's hard for me to tell. 55:14.360 --> 55:15.520 You're openly shamed. 55:15.520 --> 55:18.240 Help owners will clearly say to you, like, oh, 55:18.240 --> 55:19.400 yeah, that's no toast for you. 55:19.400 --> 55:21.800 In a country where our parents can feel like currency, 55:21.800 --> 55:23.920 the pressure to be thin is everywhere. 55:23.920 --> 55:27.320 On billboards, subway floors, and storefront windows, 55:27.320 --> 55:29.720 a constant reminder to change and be better. 55:29.720 --> 55:31.560 Creating a standard so intense it's 55:31.560 --> 55:34.640 driving a surgeon weight loss drugs, extreme dieting, 55:34.640 --> 55:39.640 Dude, this is edited like a Fox investigative report. 55:40.520 --> 55:43.800 Like a local news stations report. 55:43.800 --> 55:45.920 Potentially something much worse. 55:45.920 --> 55:47.760 Okay, so I have to get the 75 kilograms? 55:47.760 --> 55:50.200 I'm here to find out just how bad it really is. 55:50.200 --> 55:51.760 Included, I'm here to find out. 55:51.760 --> 55:53.800 Everybody, before we get started with the day, 55:53.800 --> 55:55.800 I want to see what level of freak show 55:55.800 --> 55:57.040 the locals are gonna see me as. 55:57.040 --> 55:58.840 So behind me, there's a fat test 55:58.840 --> 56:00.680 that are in all the parks in Korea. 56:00.680 --> 56:03.000 They really just said, let's gamify emotional damage. 56:03.000 --> 56:04.960 So whatever I get here is gonna dictate. 56:04.960 --> 56:05.800 Is that true? 56:05.800 --> 56:06.960 This is in every park in Korea. 56:06.960 --> 56:08.520 That seems like a lie, right? 56:08.520 --> 56:10.760 How I feel about myself today, 56:10.760 --> 56:12.280 and probably how I eat. 56:12.280 --> 56:13.760 So according to Google Translate, 56:13.760 --> 56:17.360 this first one here, it says you're an alien dot, dot, dot. 56:17.360 --> 56:19.480 I mean, I'd rather be called an alien than a fat ass. 56:19.480 --> 56:21.040 So I guess if I can't fit- 56:21.040 --> 56:22.280 Is it common though? 56:23.280 --> 56:24.720 Is it in a lot of parks? 56:25.920 --> 56:27.720 Through this I'm not considered human. 56:30.440 --> 56:31.920 That was very close. 56:31.920 --> 56:33.920 This next one is... 56:34.560 --> 56:36.060 This is actually common? 56:38.880 --> 56:39.600 Please, what does it say? 56:42.720 --> 56:43.520 That's crazy! 56:47.760 --> 56:49.360 Oh my god, I'm scraping it. 56:55.040 --> 56:56.400 It's very common. 56:59.200 --> 57:00.400 This is insane, no? 57:01.920 --> 57:04.620 But just let somebody buy a scale at home. This is crazy 57:08.440 --> 57:10.440 It's common over East Asia 57:11.320 --> 57:13.320 You see I've seen I 57:15.160 --> 57:20.040 Know there's a shrine in Japan that has something similar, but I mean I've been all over Japan in China 57:20.040 --> 57:21.880 And I didn't see it one time 57:21.880 --> 57:27.240 Yeah, we're good there. Okay, so the next one is just chubby. So not as wordy as the other ones 57:27.240 --> 57:29.400 But still just as hurtful chubby 57:31.920 --> 57:37.920 This is changing the breakfast plans very quickly. 57:37.920 --> 57:42.920 Crazy to think that I'm considered chubby in Korea, because I like to think that I'm in a pretty good shape. 57:42.920 --> 57:47.920 So after chubby, here we have average, which I would never be so grateful to be called mid in my entire life. 57:47.920 --> 57:49.920 I would love to be average. 57:49.920 --> 57:56.920 And then we have thin, thin, and then here says skinny, and it looks like they've removed actually one of the poles here. 57:56.920 --> 58:00.760 of the poles here because maybe like it was probably too extreme like I don't even think 58:00.760 --> 58:05.880 a 90 day fast in a caved in rib cage I could fit through that yeah I mean that's at 15 centimeters 58:05.880 --> 58:12.840 is absurd your bones should be wider than that because like thin barely my quad goes through that 58:12.840 --> 58:17.960 and the crazy thing about all of this is that this is literally in the middle of a children's 58:17.960 --> 58:23.000 park and they're probably gonna see this as a game and you want to beat the game so I just go 58:23.000 --> 58:26.040 to this and if I can't fit through it I'm gonna do whatever it takes to be able to fit through 58:26.040 --> 58:28.880 eventually. So I think it just causes a lot of issues. 58:28.880 --> 58:31.480 The dot dot dot on the fattest one I'm covering it a bit. The 58:31.480 --> 58:36.720 fattest one having a dot dot dot is fucking insane. You're 58:36.720 --> 58:42.840 really bad. Is it for kids not adults? I mean, I assume it's, 58:43.640 --> 58:47.000 I don't know. If it's worse, if it's for kids to be clear, 58:47.000 --> 58:53.080 right? I don't necessarily think that's a great thing to 58:53.080 --> 58:54.760 to have at parks for kids. 58:55.260 --> 58:58.480 Korea has a zero calorie and zero sugar obsession. 58:58.680 --> 59:01.920 And because of that, there's tons of different spots that cater towards that. 59:02.220 --> 59:05.940 So if I want to be able to fit through that tree a little later on, there's 59:05.940 --> 59:07.000 certain things that we have to do. 59:07.040 --> 59:09.560 So the first spot that we're checking out is the zero store. 59:09.840 --> 59:11.840 So zero calories and zero employees. 59:11.840 --> 59:13.840 This is just having to serve yourself on a place. 59:14.560 --> 59:16.160 This is pretty sick. 59:17.720 --> 59:19.840 I just feel like I found a loophole in my fitness journey. 59:20.120 --> 59:20.800 No way. 59:20.800 --> 59:23.100 It's zero calorie ice cream. 59:23.100 --> 59:26.060 How is zero calories? 59:27.180 --> 59:28.280 How is that possible? 59:28.280 --> 59:29.620 That's just water. 59:29.620 --> 59:31.020 They're doing like zero calories. 59:31.020 --> 59:32.120 Well actually, hold up. 59:32.120 --> 59:34.380 If you were to take a soda, a diet soda, 59:34.380 --> 59:35.200 and then freeze that, 59:35.200 --> 59:37.320 I guess that's a zero calorie snack, right? 59:38.580 --> 59:41.660 Zero sugar, there's zero calorie peanut butter, 59:41.660 --> 59:43.980 which sounds like I'd rather have enough allergy to take. 59:43.980 --> 59:46.460 How do you, how is that, how is that as it exists? 59:46.460 --> 59:49.300 It's that, then a bunch of high protein foods here. 59:49.300 --> 59:50.380 This is sick. 59:50.380 --> 59:51.220 Wow. 59:54.420 --> 59:56.500 I've never seen a Coke Zero Tall Boy. 59:57.660 --> 59:59.620 Oh, I have to get that. 59:59.620 --> 01:00:00.780 That's so sick. 01:00:00.780 --> 01:00:02.740 I wonder if they have Zero Calorie Pizza. 01:00:02.740 --> 01:00:05.820 Just like cardboard that has a tomato scent. 01:00:05.820 --> 01:00:08.580 43 gram protein in that, that's a hefty boy. 01:00:08.580 --> 01:00:09.420 That's good. 01:00:09.420 --> 01:00:12.220 I swear, I think this must be what heaven looks like. 01:00:12.220 --> 01:00:14.900 There was so many different options of Zero Calorie, 01:00:14.900 --> 01:00:16.620 Zero Sugar Snacks to choose from, 01:00:16.620 --> 01:00:17.820 especially Jelly, 01:00:17.820 --> 01:00:20.400 which is often seen as Korean ozempic, 01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:22.580 providing you with something to fill your stomach 01:00:22.580 --> 01:00:24.700 with little to no calories at all. 01:00:24.700 --> 01:00:27.220 All this unsupervised protein is pretty incredible. 01:00:27.220 --> 01:00:28.740 Koreans must be trustworthy. 01:00:28.740 --> 01:00:30.660 All right, so we got a few things from the zero store. 01:00:30.660 --> 01:00:33.260 We got to start off with the zero calorie ice cream. 01:00:33.260 --> 01:00:34.500 I don't, like, what is this? 01:00:34.500 --> 01:00:36.580 Is this supposed to be like great white shark flavor? 01:00:36.580 --> 01:00:38.420 Like, it doesn't really tell me anything, and I can't. 01:00:38.420 --> 01:00:40.660 It kind of looks fire, like that store. 01:00:40.660 --> 01:00:42.380 Not as a standalone store, 01:00:42.380 --> 01:00:44.620 but if that was a section at a grocery store. 01:00:44.620 --> 01:00:46.420 I really understand the back of it, 01:00:46.420 --> 01:00:49.200 but it's pretty in your face about being zero calories. 01:00:49.200 --> 01:00:50.840 So you really can't forget it. 01:00:52.560 --> 01:00:56.600 All right, so visually, shark-like as in gray and ominous. 01:00:56.600 --> 01:00:58.680 It looks like meat that's been left in the freezer 01:00:58.680 --> 01:01:00.720 for like a month. 01:01:00.720 --> 01:01:02.280 Yeah, it looks fucking nasty. 01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:03.840 Smells actually fire though. 01:01:03.840 --> 01:01:04.760 It looks like clay. 01:01:06.640 --> 01:01:08.200 Wow, what? 01:01:08.200 --> 01:01:11.000 Not as offensive as I thought it was gonna be. 01:01:11.000 --> 01:01:12.280 That's actually quite good. 01:01:12.280 --> 01:01:13.560 There's a lot of flavor going on. 01:01:13.560 --> 01:01:14.820 I thought it was gonna be very neutral. 01:01:14.820 --> 01:01:16.120 It's very fruit punchy. 01:01:16.120 --> 01:01:19.240 It must be chemically when you bite it 01:01:21.240 --> 01:01:24.920 It doesn't taste bad it just doesn't taste like anything really 01:01:26.080 --> 01:01:29.240 Just the outside is very fruity insides nice and like red like that 01:01:29.880 --> 01:01:31.380 but 01:01:31.380 --> 01:01:34.180 If I was on a diet to keep my mouth out of trouble 01:01:34.920 --> 01:01:41.320 Very good. We're gonna be trying to be pretty heavy jelly present the malnutrition maximizer because there's literally 01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:43.560 I mean there's nothing in it zero calories 01:01:43.560 --> 01:01:46.920 This is just really to fill volume in your stomach. 01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:52.600 What's the life expectancy in Korea? 01:01:52.600 --> 01:01:53.600 Not bad. 01:01:53.600 --> 01:01:56.360 Have a couple of these, like three of them for breakfast and you're good. 01:01:56.360 --> 01:01:59.800 Crazy to think right now as we speak, I'm losing weight. 01:01:59.800 --> 01:02:00.800 Eating ice cream and jelly. 01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:04.080 There's no calories in it but I'm burning calories talking to you. 01:02:04.080 --> 01:02:05.080 Think about that. 01:02:05.080 --> 01:02:06.080 I feel like you can't be healthy. 01:02:06.080 --> 01:02:08.600 We've got 200 calories, which practically at this point feels like a binge. 01:02:08.600 --> 01:02:10.760 I don't know if I should do it, I kind of feel bad. 01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:12.760 I want to fit through that tree 01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:21.100 Nailed it. There's a chubby boy in Korea and Joanna Muffin running on just 200 calories for the day 01:02:21.100 --> 01:02:27.760 I headed to another spot built entirely around low-calorie zero sugar option their life expectancy is longer than us 01:02:27.760 --> 01:02:29.760 Well, yeah, I mean we're a low fucking bar 01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:33.840 We are a low bar, bro 01:02:34.360 --> 01:02:37.840 We had that fucking bamboo game in an American park holy shit 01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:44.640 It's we're in a zero sugar cafe right now where the owner actually invented their own sweet here called swallow 01:02:45.080 --> 01:02:49.800 That's be confused with the Pokemon but as you can see show that's down protein overnight oats 01:02:50.480 --> 01:02:54.200 No sugar added cream pudding. I got two spoons with my order 01:02:54.200 --> 01:02:57.940 So I don't know if I'm being fat shame right now because to me this looks like a meal for one 01:02:58.040 --> 01:03:03.000 But maybe she thinks I need to share it the chubby boy over here, but we got the overnight oats 01:03:03.080 --> 01:03:07.480 We got a drink I've given this place multiple opportunities to earn my trust 01:03:07.480 --> 01:03:14.840 So it's sugar-free low calorie and gluten-free so my mouth isn't exactly watering over here, but you never know 01:03:15.400 --> 01:03:17.400 Let's try this open. I don't know. Oh 01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:21.660 It's it's thick just put it in right like that. I 01:03:23.360 --> 01:03:26.800 Love I feel like so many products nowadays are branded as like I 01:03:27.240 --> 01:03:29.880 Mean similar to this this is obviously an extreme version of it 01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:36.000 But like any Instagram ad I ever get for any food is like fucking maximum protein 01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:43.480 And always using a brand new sweetener and I don't know the science on it, but I can't imagine like alcohol sugars 01:03:45.000 --> 01:03:49.140 Are good for you. I just can't imagine I'm still 01:03:50.440 --> 01:03:54.440 And I saw the Jeff Nippard video and I want to say I trust Jeff never in my life. I 01:03:55.200 --> 01:04:01.480 Trust that man. Whatever he says is true. Okay, and he walks around. He goes as pertains fucking fine 01:04:02.040 --> 01:04:05.240 You would die from water intolerance before as pertain 01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:08.340 It just doesn't add up. 01:04:08.340 --> 01:04:09.680 It just doesn't make sense. 01:04:11.980 --> 01:04:13.240 I'm not saying he's wrong. 01:04:13.240 --> 01:04:16.480 It just doesn't add up to me. 01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:18.840 How is it possible? 01:04:18.840 --> 01:04:20.320 What a stick. 01:04:20.320 --> 01:04:22.960 If it doesn't fight back a little, I don't want it. 01:04:22.960 --> 01:04:23.560 Why not? 01:04:23.560 --> 01:04:27.360 Because I have this fundamental belief in my system 01:04:27.360 --> 01:04:29.320 that there's no such thing as a free lunch. 01:04:32.120 --> 01:04:33.080 OK. 01:04:33.080 --> 01:04:41.960 And I feel like a lot of food technology is that it's actually a free fucking lunch. 01:04:43.320 --> 01:04:47.000 It actually tastes good, is low calorie and has zero sugar and isn't bad for you. 01:04:48.040 --> 01:04:53.160 And I don't know the math. I'm not a scientist. I don't know the math. I don't look that up. 01:04:55.640 --> 01:04:59.880 But to me, that seems like it shouldn't be the case. 01:05:03.080 --> 01:05:05.080 I had two Bear Bells today, why are you asking? 01:05:06.520 --> 01:05:13.880 Mmm, the fire. My blood sugar isn't spiking, but my happiness levels definitely are so flavorful. 01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:17.000 Swallow needs to be FDA approved ASAP. How many calories? 01:05:20.760 --> 01:05:27.000 Wow, now we have this coffee drink with a sugar-free foam on the top. It's a buttered pecan flavor. 01:05:33.080 --> 01:05:41.580 Scrubbious. So far, we have been given every opportunity to be skinny and no opportunity to blame the food. 01:05:41.580 --> 01:05:50.580 After eating, I met up with Korean American content creator Daniel Oh who uses psychology, philosophy and his cross-cultural perspectives to help women build self-love. 01:05:50.580 --> 01:05:52.580 So I'm considered kind of like chubby. 01:05:52.580 --> 01:05:53.580 He's a fire fish. 01:05:53.580 --> 01:05:55.580 Not chubby. You would just be considered like a buff dude. 01:05:55.580 --> 01:06:00.080 If you look at the vast majority of like idols, for example, they're really skinny. 01:06:00.080 --> 01:06:06.000 I even have a friend who was an idle trainee, but he started working out and he wasn't even like bodybuilder big 01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:10.440 Like he was probably around my size and they were like you can't be an idle anymore because you're too big 01:06:10.720 --> 01:06:17.000 So they actually dropped him from the training program because they were like you're gonna be too big compared to everybody else on stage 01:06:17.000 --> 01:06:20.200 What is the ideal male and female physique? 01:06:20.200 --> 01:06:23.480 I think for men, it's the same anywhere in the world. You got to be tall, right? 01:06:23.480 --> 01:06:27.720 So if you're 180 and above that's like you're considered handsome because you got that going for you 01:06:27.720 --> 01:06:31.400 Yeah, so will definitely would be considered a handsome guy in Korea 01:06:31.400 --> 01:06:36.140 But actually I could use this will as an example of like why you would be considered a handsome guy by crazy standards 01:06:36.140 --> 01:06:39.200 Yeah, so you also have what's considered like a small face 01:06:39.480 --> 01:06:44.060 So in Korean society when they like fucked up eyes and short people 01:06:46.900 --> 01:06:50.980 Say you're beautiful you're handsome men and women one of the things they'll comment on is like 01:06:50.980 --> 01:06:56.360 Wow, you're such a small face basically what it means is like if you look at the proportion of your face to the rest of your body 01:06:56.360 --> 01:07:00.840 Like it looks smaller right and so that's what people mean by having a small face 01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:03.560 It has a lot to do with proportions and of course you have like a very 01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:11.760 It's not too different from what the standard would be from then anywhere you go in the world right and then for women 01:07:12.120 --> 01:07:18.600 This guy looks like a clavicular and chelmo Pete had a kid. All right relax on to the chelmo Pete first off second off 01:07:18.920 --> 01:07:20.920 Not too far off. This is like 01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:23.080 like super strength and standards. 01:07:23.080 --> 01:07:26.600 There is like a specific angle of like your forehead 01:07:26.600 --> 01:07:30.100 to your nose and then an angle of like your nose 01:07:30.100 --> 01:07:32.400 to this part of your face right here. 01:07:32.400 --> 01:07:35.920 And so like those angles are all like measured 01:07:35.920 --> 01:07:37.960 according to like what's called the golden ratio 01:07:37.960 --> 01:07:39.280 or the Fibonacci sequence. 01:07:39.280 --> 01:07:44.000 If you are, I think over 60, 01:07:44.000 --> 01:07:46.000 I would say like four kilograms, 01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:48.080 you're considered like chubby for a- 01:07:48.080 --> 01:07:48.920 64 kilograms. 01:07:48.920 --> 01:07:50.000 Yeah, for a Korean woman. 01:07:50.000 --> 01:07:51.280 regardless of the height. 01:07:51.280 --> 01:07:53.080 Yeah, regardless of the height too. 01:07:53.080 --> 01:07:53.920 Yeah. 01:07:53.920 --> 01:07:56.960 If a woman weighs over 50 kg, she must be nuts. 01:07:56.960 --> 01:07:57.880 That's insane. 01:07:58.960 --> 01:08:01.120 I feel like Clavicular obviously is like a pariah 01:08:01.120 --> 01:08:02.960 in the States, like we hear everything he does 01:08:02.960 --> 01:08:06.160 because he's such an anomaly compared to the average person. 01:08:06.160 --> 01:08:09.480 It sounds like Clavicular is the average Korean woman 01:08:10.720 --> 01:08:14.200 who is into like beauty maxing. 01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:18.640 He's par for the course. 01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:21.120 It's tough because nowadays Korean women, 01:08:21.120 --> 01:08:24.200 like they are also conscious of like their breast size, 01:08:24.200 --> 01:08:26.280 but because like naturally Korean women 01:08:26.280 --> 01:08:28.840 just don't have a lot of like subcutaneous fat. 01:08:28.840 --> 01:08:30.280 It's hard to get that naturally. 01:08:30.280 --> 01:08:32.440 So one of the most common procedures 01:08:32.440 --> 01:08:35.440 that women will get is like breast implants, right? 01:08:35.440 --> 01:08:38.440 And it's like, again, sometimes you can kind of tell 01:08:38.440 --> 01:08:40.960 because it's like you have a very skinny woman, 01:08:40.960 --> 01:08:42.720 but her like breasts are large. 01:08:42.720 --> 01:08:44.400 And it's kind of like, how do you get that? 01:08:44.400 --> 01:08:48.080 That's kind of like, I would say the most toxic aspect 01:08:48.080 --> 01:08:49.420 the beauty standard that Korea is now following. 01:08:49.420 --> 01:08:51.620 Also of one piece drawings. 01:08:51.620 --> 01:08:53.020 As soon as we started walking, 01:08:53.020 --> 01:08:55.180 we were flooded with more zero calorie stores 01:08:55.180 --> 01:08:57.740 on every corner, plastic surgery ads everywhere, 01:08:57.740 --> 01:09:00.740 and impossible beauty standards at every turn. 01:09:00.740 --> 01:09:02.260 These are the kinds of signs that you see 01:09:02.260 --> 01:09:04.140 in front of every single gym. 01:09:04.140 --> 01:09:05.900 I mean, he looks fucking insane. 01:09:07.020 --> 01:09:09.900 Dude, that guy's like got 7% body fat. 01:09:09.900 --> 01:09:12.140 Like, talk about a transformation. 01:09:12.140 --> 01:09:14.720 Like, I don't think I've ever related so hard 01:09:14.720 --> 01:09:17.060 to a before side of a transformation in my life. 01:09:17.060 --> 01:09:20.700 Like when I see this, I don't see motivation or inspiration, 01:09:20.700 --> 01:09:21.940 I just see pressure. 01:09:21.940 --> 01:09:23.740 So these ads on the wall, 01:09:23.740 --> 01:09:26.480 this is not possible to be attained naturally. 01:09:26.480 --> 01:09:27.980 You can get it naturally, 01:09:27.980 --> 01:09:30.540 but there are some markers that show 01:09:30.540 --> 01:09:31.880 that it is plastic surgery. 01:09:31.880 --> 01:09:35.660 So for example, this angle from forehead to nose bridge 01:09:35.660 --> 01:09:37.160 is kind of what I was talking about earlier 01:09:37.160 --> 01:09:41.220 of that ideal angle that women want. 01:09:41.220 --> 01:09:43.340 And then this pointed nose 01:09:43.340 --> 01:09:45.860 and this angle from here to here. 01:09:45.860 --> 01:09:50.740 Again, more often than not, you actually need an implant to get that pointy nose 01:09:50.740 --> 01:09:56.900 because it's very rare to see that like just naturally through genetics and then the husky blue eyes. 01:09:56.900 --> 01:10:02.420 I don't think I have a pretty nose. I have long-ass nose hairs and flared out nostrils. 01:10:03.700 --> 01:10:08.420 I was looking at cuties nose the other day. I think she has the craziest nose I've ever seen. 01:10:08.420 --> 01:10:14.180 That ass looks like it's surgically implanted. She's got like a top 1% nose. 01:10:14.180 --> 01:10:19.660 And I've never thought about a nose as a beauty standard thing, but I'm just staring at her nose 01:10:20.660 --> 01:10:22.740 I was like, damn you got a beautiful nose. I 01:10:23.740 --> 01:10:25.740 Got a fucked up nose 01:10:30.380 --> 01:10:34.900 What's weird about that she's a breathtaking nose I 01:10:38.900 --> 01:10:41.800 Don't have a nose, but I'm not I'm not saying I have a nose fetish 01:10:41.800 --> 01:10:43.960 I think any part of the body can be beautiful. 01:10:45.080 --> 01:10:47.480 Oh, I can't tell my girlfriend she's a beautiful nose anymore. 01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:52.280 Yeah, so the lenses now is to the point where a lot of women 01:10:52.280 --> 01:10:55.480 will feel self-conscious going out and not wearing lenses 01:10:55.480 --> 01:10:57.960 because it's just become so, you know, commonplace. 01:10:57.960 --> 01:11:02.840 So would you say anime has a big impact on the style and how people look? 01:11:02.840 --> 01:11:05.320 I think it has a lot more to do with Korea. 01:11:05.320 --> 01:11:07.400 It's such a trend-driven country. 01:11:07.400 --> 01:11:14.600 So if they see, like, oh, you know, this, this influencer that I follow on social media started wearing colored lenses. 01:11:14.600 --> 01:11:18.000 Like, I want to do that too. Yeah. And then like trends just move so fast. 01:11:18.000 --> 01:11:18.500 So we're walking. 01:11:18.500 --> 01:11:21.700 He handled that question well. He handled that question hella well. 01:11:22.500 --> 01:11:25.500 Because in his head, he's like, well, fuck it, he's got nothing to do with it. 01:11:25.500 --> 01:11:29.300 But he bounced off it real easy, real easy. 01:11:29.300 --> 01:11:30.100 Nailed that one. 01:11:32.900 --> 01:11:37.100 I mean, look, maybe it's possible that like colored contacts have something to do with that. 01:11:37.100 --> 01:11:42.560 like colored context and I wouldn't say anime specifically but in art I don't 01:11:42.560 --> 01:11:49.080 think there's a lot of like very unique eye colors outside of art like that you 01:11:49.080 --> 01:11:58.440 know I'm talking like the red eyes or the gray eyes but that I mean that spawns 01:11:58.440 --> 01:12:03.220 back to like I don't know fucking Homer writing about the color of Athena's 01:12:03.220 --> 01:12:09.940 eyes by a bunch of these markets and the clothing is so small. It's insane. On this tag over here, 01:12:09.940 --> 01:12:16.340 it says F, which stands for free. So free size is basically the idea that like it's like stretchable. 01:12:16.340 --> 01:12:20.420 So if you're a Korean person, you should be able to fit one size fits all. Yeah. But 01:12:21.300 --> 01:12:26.580 as you can see here, it's not a very friendly size for a lot of foreigners. Right. I think 01:12:26.580 --> 01:12:30.340 I'm at a pet store shopping for my dog. Yeah, I was going to say like, I feel like in the 01:12:30.340 --> 01:12:35.140 States I'd see this at like the children's place. Yeah, I think that if I went into a store and 01:12:36.180 --> 01:12:42.660 Hand me a salad or something like that. This is a brandy Melville shape for sure. I don't even think my quad could fit in that 01:12:42.820 --> 01:12:46.340 Yeah, I think that's actually you know, you're right. Yeah, that's like the size of one of your quads 01:12:47.380 --> 01:12:48.980 That's literally my quad 01:12:48.980 --> 01:12:50.820 I've had many schnauzer at home 01:12:50.820 --> 01:12:55.540 This we're sitting I think but we wanted to see if the men's clothes had more realistic sizes 01:12:55.540 --> 01:13:03.780 So I kind of want Will to try this one because it says here OF which stands for overfit and it's the idea that like it's a bag gear fit so 01:13:05.380 --> 01:13:07.900 Yeah, I don't know man. I literally can often hit my head through it 01:13:07.900 --> 01:13:11.580 There is a button if you want to unbutton that thing there and see if you could pull it through 01:13:12.780 --> 01:13:16.660 I meant get it on like if a Korean dude was wearing it. It's supposed to be very loose 01:13:16.940 --> 01:13:18.940 But now you just look like a private school 01:13:18.940 --> 01:13:21.180 Yeah, that's what I was going to say, boy. 01:13:21.180 --> 01:13:24.260 That's supposed to be like a bag-year fit, I believe, 01:13:24.260 --> 01:13:26.540 but you make it look like a regular fit. 01:13:26.540 --> 01:13:28.020 Yeah, yeah. 01:13:28.020 --> 01:13:30.060 I only have to fly halfway across the world 01:13:30.060 --> 01:13:31.460 for my calves to feel above average. 01:13:31.460 --> 01:13:32.740 But the fact that this is oversized, 01:13:32.740 --> 01:13:33.580 I kind of feel fat. 01:13:33.580 --> 01:13:36.540 Dieting alone can't always get you the body that you want, 01:13:36.540 --> 01:13:39.260 which is why Korea is packed with beauty clinics promising 01:13:39.260 --> 01:13:40.700 to speed up the process. 01:13:40.700 --> 01:13:42.300 Hi, we just wanted to see, like, 01:13:42.300 --> 01:13:45.820 if you have like a menu of different, like, fat loss 01:13:45.820 --> 01:13:48.340 options, like, polycystinjection. 01:13:48.340 --> 01:13:50.440 So these are kind of like the fat melting injections 01:13:50.440 --> 01:13:51.280 that I talked about. 01:13:51.280 --> 01:13:54.400 So they got like stuff for double chin over here. 01:13:54.400 --> 01:13:55.240 Contour. 01:13:55.240 --> 01:13:57.560 Damn, how much is 300 rack? 01:13:57.560 --> 01:13:59.560 It's like a 1000X multiplier, no? 01:14:03.040 --> 01:14:04.600 So it's like $300? 01:14:06.920 --> 01:14:08.360 Pouring for the face. 01:14:08.360 --> 01:14:11.760 And it's a 99,001 for a session. 01:14:11.760 --> 01:14:14.720 So that would be like around, 01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:16.920 right now with the exchange rate maybe, 01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:19.760 No, not even like $70. 01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:22.760 So this is like specifically targeting arms, thighs, abdomen. 01:14:22.760 --> 01:14:25.400 It's like very popular because again, it's like, 01:14:25.400 --> 01:14:28.880 it's hard to actually do the work of like eating properly, 01:14:28.880 --> 01:14:30.240 moving properly, right? 01:14:30.240 --> 01:14:32.440 But it's like, why do all that when you can just melt it off? 01:14:32.440 --> 01:14:35.240 Yeah, and the proportions that are really like, 01:14:35.240 --> 01:14:36.080 people want to see it. 01:14:36.080 --> 01:14:36.920 Is that real? 01:14:36.920 --> 01:14:37.760 How do you melt it? 01:14:37.760 --> 01:14:39.080 I don't really understand a lot about plastic surgery. 01:14:39.080 --> 01:14:40.880 What do you mean melt it? 01:14:40.880 --> 01:14:42.160 All right, literally impossible to get. 01:14:42.160 --> 01:14:43.240 So you have to do it this way. 01:14:43.240 --> 01:14:44.640 That's right, because you can't target fat loss 01:14:44.640 --> 01:14:45.960 through natural means, right? 01:14:45.960 --> 01:14:48.100 You guys want to see a layer of the ampoule, right? 01:14:48.100 --> 01:14:50.600 This is the free lip injection. 01:14:50.600 --> 01:14:52.460 One of the most famous, 01:14:52.460 --> 01:14:54.360 fat-melting injection in the world. 01:14:54.360 --> 01:14:56.320 Actually, it kills the fat tissue. 01:14:56.320 --> 01:14:57.160 Are there other people? 01:14:57.160 --> 01:14:58.000 Some of the people come in. 01:14:58.000 --> 01:14:59.100 Where does the fat tissue go? 01:15:02.180 --> 01:15:05.000 It turns it into oil, and then they suck it out. 01:15:06.160 --> 01:15:08.720 Jewels think it's hand-gifted, that's yucky. 01:15:08.720 --> 01:15:11.320 And pretty young, asking for the stuff. 01:15:11.320 --> 01:15:12.240 Yeah, sometimes. 01:15:12.240 --> 01:15:13.560 But usually for the tip tip. 01:15:13.560 --> 01:15:15.440 Did you ever have any, like, thinner people come in 01:15:15.440 --> 01:15:21.520 requesting stuff like this sometimes sometimes but I try to tell him to do 01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:26.480 another thing or a smooth way this is kind of aggressive way to reduce fat so 01:15:26.480 --> 01:15:33.800 what do you think of Korea's body image culture? Actually I I'd like to because I 01:15:33.800 --> 01:15:38.960 get money from those kind of culture but I don't think today is that super 01:15:38.960 --> 01:15:41.760 dangerous thing because you know purchase from the America or the 01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:45.560 They are really damaging their health. 01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:49.760 Ideal culture must be between the European style and Asian style. 01:15:49.760 --> 01:15:51.160 What's your opinions on Korea? 01:15:51.160 --> 01:15:54.360 Yeah, I mean, that's not a bad answer. 01:15:54.360 --> 01:15:59.960 I mean, because he is going there and obviously like dramatizing the issue, and it is an issue. 01:15:59.960 --> 01:16:02.560 But like, what is American obesity at right now? 01:16:02.560 --> 01:16:05.160 30 plus percent? 01:16:05.160 --> 01:16:07.360 30 to 40 percent? 01:16:07.360 --> 01:16:22.320 Like we're not exactly the beacons of health compared to Korea. 01:16:22.320 --> 01:16:23.320 These standards. 01:16:23.320 --> 01:16:24.320 Yeah, so I'm French. 01:16:24.320 --> 01:16:28.480 I feel like it's much more standardized in Korea, so yeah. 01:16:28.480 --> 01:16:31.600 When you moved here, did you look a lot different than you do now? 01:16:31.600 --> 01:16:35.360 Yeah, so when I moved here, I was overweight basically. 01:16:35.360 --> 01:16:38.280 I was kind of a pressure myself to fit in. 01:16:38.280 --> 01:16:39.520 Like in France or in Europe, 01:16:39.520 --> 01:16:41.380 you would never have, I would say, 01:16:41.380 --> 01:16:42.520 kind of negative remarks. 01:16:42.520 --> 01:16:44.000 But in Korea, they'll be like, 01:16:44.000 --> 01:16:46.920 I, that's why you're, you know, you're flat. 01:16:46.920 --> 01:16:47.920 I think they're a lot more like- 01:16:47.920 --> 01:16:49.660 It's higher than 50% right now. 01:16:49.660 --> 01:16:50.760 There's no way, right? 01:16:51.840 --> 01:16:53.780 American obesity rate. 01:16:55.320 --> 01:16:57.120 37%, okay, that's what I thought. 01:17:00.960 --> 01:17:02.800 40.3%. 01:17:32.800 --> 01:17:36.600 with how you look because I feel like in North America if someone gained weight you wouldn't really say it 01:17:36.760 --> 01:17:41.460 But maybe you just like think it so here they actually would just tell you straight to your face straight to your face 01:17:41.460 --> 01:17:45.900 Even like when I meet up with my friends and I haven't seen them in a while if like my skin is looking worse 01:17:45.900 --> 01:17:49.020 They'll be like, oh, yeah, you just got some looks like you got some trouble on your face 01:17:49.220 --> 01:17:51.740 If I look a little bit bigger like first thing they'll be like, oh my god 01:17:51.740 --> 01:17:55.140 Your face looks a little bigger than the last time I saw you look like wow wait or like 01:17:55.480 --> 01:18:01.100 Vice versa you look like you lost weight. Do you like how forward people are in Korea or what do you think about that? 01:18:02.800 --> 01:18:22.560 I feel like, and maybe this is a crazy thought, but the content of a person's character matters 01:18:22.560 --> 01:18:24.320 more than the way they look. 01:18:24.320 --> 01:18:27.520 Could you ask her to tell me like the first thing she thinks about when she sees me? 01:18:27.520 --> 01:18:28.520 It's not where I won't get offended. 01:18:28.520 --> 01:18:31.520 Can we get a applause? 01:18:45.520 --> 01:18:48.520 We were longtime friends and you saw me for the first time. 01:18:48.520 --> 01:18:49.520 What would you have to say to me? 01:18:49.520 --> 01:18:51.520 That's an old proportion of your face. 01:18:51.520 --> 01:18:52.520 I lied recently. 01:18:52.520 --> 01:18:55.520 It's like 1, 1, and 0.8. 01:18:55.520 --> 01:19:01.440 maybe your like bottom is a bit long if this part my bottom's a bit long that's it like you 01:19:01.440 --> 01:19:08.720 could get some facial feel skin is it hard to be a girl in korea well i think so there's many things 01:19:08.720 --> 01:19:14.640 that girls need to do to keep their durations i think she's saying that there's like should be 01:19:14.640 --> 01:19:20.000 equal proportions like third third third and his bottom is not long enough it's point eight i 01:19:20.000 --> 01:19:24.240 don't know the fuck that means i guess point eight of what it should be compared to if it 01:19:24.240 --> 01:19:25.240 If it was 1-1-1? 01:19:25.240 --> 01:19:38.960 It's too long, I wonder what point it is. 01:19:38.960 --> 01:19:42.560 We've been walking around looking for interviews, but we were getting no luck with girls because 01:19:42.560 --> 01:19:46.040 they're all just like, they don't have makeup on, their hair is not done, their outfit's 01:19:46.040 --> 01:19:47.040 not good. 01:19:47.040 --> 01:19:48.600 So most of them are rejecting us right now. 01:19:48.600 --> 01:19:52.560 It's like they want to do it, but they just don't feel confident enough to be 01:19:52.560 --> 01:19:53.560 on camera right now. 01:19:53.560 --> 01:19:58.000 Actually the person we just asked she does have makeup on and she still didn't want to do it because she wasn't confident 01:19:58.000 --> 01:20:03.840 She needs more makeup on. She's been asking girls to do interviews and a lot of them are just like, oh I have no makeup on I can't like is that very just common 01:20:03.840 --> 01:20:10.220 Oh yeah, if you don't like leave the house without makeup on then most of you wear a cap or like a mask to cover your face 01:20:10.220 --> 01:20:14.340 When looking for like a girlfriend like what kind of a traitor you attracted to 01:20:14.340 --> 01:20:21.740 When I look at it from the outside, I think I like people who have a unique and pretty hairstyle. 01:20:21.740 --> 01:20:30.580 And when I look at it from the inside, I think I want people who are happy when they are working for themselves. 01:20:30.580 --> 01:20:33.180 What's the main reason in your opinion as to why... 01:20:33.180 --> 01:20:35.180 Okay, good answer. I think that's fine. 01:20:37.180 --> 01:20:40.660 Big eyes, love work, sure. It's vague, but all right. 01:20:40.660 --> 01:20:43.060 Why a lot of people in Korea are so skinny? 01:20:43.060 --> 01:20:47.860 I think that it can be a bit of health for people. 01:20:47.860 --> 01:20:53.060 I also think that if you are fat, you can take care of things that are not healthy. 01:20:53.060 --> 01:21:01.860 And I think that if you lose weight, you can get back to your efforts. 01:21:01.860 --> 01:21:12.060 Do you think the Korean people look at that people in the street? 01:21:12.060 --> 01:21:14.100 mostly that they don't care about themselves. 01:21:14.100 --> 01:21:17.860 It's like wrong, but it probably is correlated to a degree. 01:21:17.860 --> 01:21:20.860 And they don't care about their family too, 01:21:20.860 --> 01:21:24.380 because a lot of the family members, usually as I mentioned, 01:21:24.380 --> 01:21:26.300 if you're getting a bit of a weakness, say something. 01:21:26.300 --> 01:21:29.340 So kind of like you didn't care about the family said, 01:21:29.340 --> 01:21:31.700 or you're not pointing out that you're unhealthy. 01:21:31.700 --> 01:21:34.060 Would you associate skinny with being healthy? 01:21:34.060 --> 01:21:36.060 To a certain point, I think it can contribute 01:21:36.060 --> 01:21:37.700 to like better balance because, you know, 01:21:37.700 --> 01:21:38.860 I think having more weight on you 01:21:38.860 --> 01:21:41.060 can really hurt your knees a lot and your joints. 01:21:41.060 --> 01:21:42.620 That's one of my problems my parents have. 01:21:42.620 --> 01:21:44.960 So I think that kind of weight really, 01:21:44.960 --> 01:21:45.800 if they didn't have it, 01:21:45.800 --> 01:21:47.460 I think they'd be feeling a lot better 01:21:47.460 --> 01:21:48.820 and they'd be a lot healthier for sure. 01:21:48.820 --> 01:21:50.960 So would you rather be skinny or healthy? 01:21:52.180 --> 01:21:53.840 Being skinny doesn't guarantee you're healthy. 01:21:53.840 --> 01:21:56.440 Being fat doesn't, sorry, 01:21:56.440 --> 01:21:58.060 being skinny doesn't guarantee you're healthy 01:21:58.060 --> 01:22:00.280 but being fat does guarantee you're unhealthy. 01:22:00.280 --> 01:22:01.620 Yeah, that's true. 01:22:01.620 --> 01:22:02.940 I think being healthy, I mean, 01:22:02.940 --> 01:22:05.580 I think some of them kind of overlap in some extent. 01:22:05.580 --> 01:22:06.420 Yeah. 01:22:06.420 --> 01:22:07.700 But I think being healthy is more important 01:22:07.700 --> 01:22:09.980 and just living a long and happy life is more important. 01:22:09.980 --> 01:22:14.980 And do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience? 01:22:14.980 --> 01:22:16.980 That isn't true. I think it's inarguably true. 01:22:23.980 --> 01:22:28.980 I think, okay, it's untrue in the sense that fat is a subjective line that changes per person. 01:22:28.980 --> 01:22:36.980 And so maybe one person's definition of fat is too broad and would include people who are otherwise healthy. 01:22:36.980 --> 01:22:46.980 But I think if you have maybe a more accurate term of what that is, then that is unhealthy. 01:22:46.980 --> 01:22:49.980 Like if we're talking someone who's obese, then that would be someone who's unhealthy. 01:22:49.980 --> 01:23:09.100 I don't think Sumos are healthy. I actually think if you were to look at the life expectancy 01:23:09.100 --> 01:23:15.260 of Sumo wrestlers compared to the country of Japan, they probably do pretty poorly. They're 01:23:15.260 --> 01:23:22.300 wrong. They're powerful. They have a mastery over their body. They're not healthy by any degree. 01:23:26.940 --> 01:23:29.500 I mean, what is healthy, right? Like healthy, I think is 01:23:32.300 --> 01:23:39.820 taking care of yourself to extend, you know, your life. Basically, it's like 01:23:41.420 --> 01:23:45.100 taking your care of yourself in a way so that you can extend your life as long as possible. 01:23:45.260 --> 01:23:48.140 to a degree in your control. 01:23:55.600 --> 01:23:57.520 A long life is not a healthy life. 01:23:59.600 --> 01:24:04.600 I think a long life usually is a healthy life. 01:24:04.640 --> 01:24:05.680 Yeah, I know, I disagree. 01:24:05.680 --> 01:24:07.400 I think they correlate. 01:24:07.400 --> 01:24:09.480 I mean, you can't have a long life 01:24:09.480 --> 01:24:11.120 that isn't a healthy life, absolutely. 01:24:11.120 --> 01:24:20.260 But usually the healthier you are the longer the life usually I think they correlate. I don't think it's a crazy thing to say 01:24:24.040 --> 01:24:28.000 You can have a long life and be very unhealthy you can have a short life and be very healthy 01:24:28.600 --> 01:24:31.600 But usually the healthier you are the longer life will will go 01:24:31.600 --> 01:24:41.040 I've heard that shopping is difficult too but when you go shopping the shop owners will clearly 01:24:41.040 --> 01:24:47.200 say to you like oh yeah that's more close for you like but the reaction is very obvious and I think 01:24:47.200 --> 01:24:52.000 they feel like that's bad sometimes. Are there any extremes that people do to like look a certain 01:24:52.000 --> 01:24:56.640 way here? I mean I think most extreme one or most obvious one is a classic surgery but I know 01:24:56.640 --> 01:25:01.440 there's especially with women they go on like really crazy diets back like 10 years ago 01:25:01.440 --> 01:25:04.080 This is when K-pop idol called IU, I don't know if you know her. 01:25:04.080 --> 01:25:04.580 No. 01:25:04.580 --> 01:25:08.080 But her, whatever diets were infamous, because like, she, all she ate for the day was like 01:25:08.080 --> 01:25:11.360 one sweet potato, like one apple, like ice cream or something. 01:25:11.360 --> 01:25:18.600 So she'd have like 200 calories for the day, and she'd lost like 10, 15 kilos in like two weeks or a month. 01:25:18.600 --> 01:25:19.680 And then a lot of people follow that, right? 01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:20.680 Yeah, exactly. A lot of women follow that. 01:25:20.680 --> 01:25:22.600 15 kilos in two weeks, what? 01:25:22.600 --> 01:25:23.800 Yeah, stuff ain't very severe. 01:25:23.800 --> 01:25:26.440 K-pop starvation diets don't just stay in the industry. 01:25:26.440 --> 01:25:29.840 They reshape how people everywhere see food and body image. 01:25:29.840 --> 01:25:37.440 When extreme restriction is framed as discipline and constant hunger starts to feel like progress instead of a warning sign, that mindset spreads fast. 01:25:37.440 --> 01:25:49.440 With people normalizing under-eating and fearing calories just to chase an unrealistic look, like calling 130 calories a meal or using formulas like height minus 120 as a body weight goal. 01:25:49.440 --> 01:25:55.200 So height minus 120 for your kilograms. 01:25:55.200 --> 01:25:58.360 So I'm 183, so it's 63 kilograms. 01:25:58.360 --> 01:25:59.720 Is that it? 01:25:59.720 --> 01:26:02.220 Pfft. 01:26:02.220 --> 01:26:05.720 I'm a lot bigger than that. 01:26:05.720 --> 01:26:07.200 I'm a lot bigger than that. 01:26:07.200 --> 01:26:08.840 So I spoke with a K-pop singer who 01:26:08.840 --> 01:26:11.120 had to stay anonymous to avoid backlash 01:26:11.120 --> 01:26:13.360 about what that pressure actually feels like 01:26:13.360 --> 01:26:14.360 behind the scenes. 01:26:14.360 --> 01:26:16.680 Do you think there's a lot of pressure on you 01:26:16.680 --> 01:26:17.680 to be skinny? 01:26:17.680 --> 01:26:19.520 Yes, or my friends. 01:26:19.520 --> 01:26:20.360 Is that good? 01:26:20.360 --> 01:26:25.640 I don't think so, but they need my friends like that. 01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:28.600 Korea ranks very high on grades. 01:26:28.600 --> 01:26:30.080 Why do you think that would be? 01:26:30.080 --> 01:26:31.360 Idol culture. 01:26:31.360 --> 01:26:32.080 Idol culture. 01:26:32.080 --> 01:26:35.560 Yes, they need skinny shape. 01:26:35.560 --> 01:26:37.120 What are they? 01:26:37.120 --> 01:26:37.960 I don't know this. 01:26:47.680 --> 01:27:01.680 Holy shit. What the fuck is going on in Greenland? Jesus. South Korea is third on the list though. 01:27:01.680 --> 01:27:07.680 And second highest for women. 01:27:07.680 --> 01:27:12.680 Yeah, I guess that's the eternal winter, no sun. 01:27:17.680 --> 01:27:20.680 Who's the lowest? Who's killing it? 01:27:22.680 --> 01:27:28.680 I feel like this is because they're dying by other means. 01:27:29.680 --> 01:27:35.680 I don't know how much. 01:27:35.680 --> 01:27:38.840 This is kind of a sad thing to read. 01:27:38.840 --> 01:27:42.040 This got way more sad than I thought it would be. 01:27:42.040 --> 01:27:43.560 Okay, back to the video. 01:27:48.520 --> 01:27:49.680 Cleaning face. 01:27:49.680 --> 01:27:51.960 So this rates being so high, 01:27:51.960 --> 01:27:54.400 do you think are related to the K-pop culture? 01:27:54.400 --> 01:27:55.460 Yeah, I think so. 01:27:55.460 --> 01:27:57.320 So the girl back in the cafe said that she needs to be 01:27:57.320 --> 01:27:59.280 skinny for her fans. 01:27:59.280 --> 01:28:00.440 Does that make sense to you? 01:28:00.440 --> 01:28:01.680 Oh yeah, 100%. 01:28:01.680 --> 01:28:03.920 I would imagine that like a lot of her success 01:28:03.920 --> 01:28:10.480 gonna depend on her followers and fans, piping her up, sharing her music, and just continuing to engage 01:28:10.480 --> 01:28:14.960 with their content. But if she were to gain weight and they're just gonna like lose all interest in 01:28:14.960 --> 01:28:18.640 her because regardless of talent, oh yeah regardless of talent because it's just kind of like- 01:28:18.640 --> 01:28:25.120 I see videos on Twitter. K-pop is way weaker on Twitter than it used to be, right? Like obviously 01:28:25.120 --> 01:28:31.200 like in COVID they ran that shit. But I still get occasional K-pop videos. And I do get videos 01:28:31.200 --> 01:28:39.680 a lot from my K-pop stands from both ends of the spectrum like usually actually what I see it's like 01:28:39.680 --> 01:28:48.640 a K-pop idol and it's a video of them and it's then looking like too skinny or too gaunt and then 01:28:48.640 --> 01:28:54.160 I think it's like foreign fans like concerned with just how skinny they appear in like a video 01:28:54.160 --> 01:28:59.520 dancing or something I don't know any of the context because I don't know really any K-pop 01:28:59.520 --> 01:29:06.380 titles my name, but that's I see that how talented you are it's not like I couldn't find 15 other people who are equally as talented as you 01:29:06.600 --> 01:29:12.740 So if you want to make it you have to be talented and you got to be beautiful and you got to be a great dancer rapper 01:29:12.740 --> 01:29:16.940 Like that's the industry. So we found a place for lunch called preppers 01:29:17.100 --> 01:29:23.180 Which I'm it kind of sounds like contest prep like you're prepping for something and then the funny thing is it's his preppers 01:29:23.740 --> 01:29:29.100 Diet food not healthy food because I feel like healthy food wouldn't be as much of a draw to go in 01:29:29.520 --> 01:29:31.320 The diet just sounds like more like weight loss, right? 01:29:31.320 --> 01:29:32.560 Yeah, I think you nailed it on the head. 01:29:32.560 --> 01:29:33.400 That would be like us too. 01:29:33.400 --> 01:29:34.920 And yeah, I think it is for weight lifters 01:29:34.920 --> 01:29:37.320 and I see more and more popping up all over the place. 01:29:37.320 --> 01:29:40.720 So a bunch of pasta bowls, rice bowls. 01:29:40.720 --> 01:29:42.240 You recommend the double bowl? 01:29:42.240 --> 01:29:45.760 Yes, for me, only the double bowl gives me enough protein. 01:29:45.760 --> 01:29:46.960 Combo comes with a drink. 01:29:46.960 --> 01:29:48.680 For example, a Mino drink over here. 01:29:48.680 --> 01:29:49.520 I think a Mino drink. 01:29:49.520 --> 01:29:51.080 That's one of their things that they're known for. 01:29:51.080 --> 01:29:53.040 I have yet to try it, but I heard it's pretty good. 01:29:53.040 --> 01:29:55.360 So and then they got like protein milkshakes and stuff. 01:29:55.360 --> 01:29:57.480 Protein coffee milkshake sounds amazing. 01:29:57.480 --> 01:29:58.840 Like places like this in North America 01:29:58.840 --> 01:30:00.000 like don't show up. 01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:00.840 No. 01:30:00.840 --> 01:30:01.680 I feel like that's because there's like, 01:30:01.680 --> 01:30:03.120 they don't think there'd be enough traction. 01:30:03.120 --> 01:30:03.960 Right, right. 01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:05.200 So I feel like there's obviously a lot of traction 01:30:05.200 --> 01:30:06.040 and like demand for this. 01:30:06.040 --> 01:30:06.880 Yeah. 01:30:06.880 --> 01:30:07.720 I think they don't exist in America 01:30:07.720 --> 01:30:12.720 because the cost, the cost would just be absurd, right? 01:30:17.080 --> 01:30:18.520 It would just be so much, 01:30:20.200 --> 01:30:22.840 like I think there's still an idea of buying food 01:30:22.840 --> 01:30:25.000 that gives you value for your dollar. 01:30:25.000 --> 01:30:29.840 And if you were to basically get the equivalent of chicken and rice 01:30:32.280 --> 01:30:34.680 It would be so much more than just making chicken and rice 01:30:40.520 --> 01:30:44.020 I guess like Chipotle sometimes used as like a meal prep 01:30:46.080 --> 01:30:49.500 Panda Express yeah, that's what Christian does 01:30:49.500 --> 01:30:56.180 Christian eats a pan express four times a week and he just gets the fucking teriyaki chicken bowl 01:30:57.180 --> 01:30:59.180 with white rice 01:31:00.740 --> 01:31:03.380 Like for me when I first came to Korea they didn't have shops like this 01:31:03.380 --> 01:31:07.980 So I missed like Chipotle or like Kava because you can get pretty good macros for those even though they have like high 01:31:07.980 --> 01:31:11.100 Sodium, but you know that I think I stuff like this. It's not every day 01:31:11.100 --> 01:31:15.620 You see a fountain drink station where it's only the zero sugar stuff. I think coax your I was water 01:31:16.140 --> 01:31:18.140 It's actually pretty good macros and it's pretty cheap 01:31:18.140 --> 01:31:25.720 Respect that cheers man. Cheers when a place has sprite zero you just know it's gonna slap because this is a rarity like this is a rare 01:31:25.720 --> 01:31:30.300 Party most places have coke zero. Yeah, sprite zero. You don't know how lucky you got it, man 01:31:30.300 --> 01:31:32.420 Wow, I there's this everywhere here in Korea side 01:31:32.420 --> 01:31:38.180 I think the only diet sodas you're guaranteed is a coke or maybe a Pepsi and then outside of that like 01:31:38.900 --> 01:31:45.140 Assume that it was cool and also the fact that this place is 24 hours is insane. Yeah, that's crazy 01:31:45.140 --> 01:31:47.680 I love that. Yeah, I wanted to get the pasta bowl 01:31:48.140 --> 01:31:50.900 But I feel like if I ordered that, it was impossible to get a diet. 01:31:50.900 --> 01:31:52.580 Dr Pepper at a restaurant. 01:31:52.780 --> 01:31:57.340 I'm saying when you go out at a restaurant is impossible to get a diet. 01:31:57.340 --> 01:31:57.940 Dr Pepper. 01:32:00.940 --> 01:32:01.700 It seems like a trap. 01:32:03.300 --> 01:32:03.500 All right. 01:32:03.500 --> 01:32:03.860 Here we go. 01:32:05.780 --> 01:32:07.380 You want to make sure you mix it all up nice. 01:32:09.100 --> 01:32:10.300 Ooh, that's a big boy bite. 01:32:11.780 --> 01:32:12.620 So good. 01:32:13.340 --> 01:32:14.020 Nice. 01:32:14.100 --> 01:32:16.060 I like that it's like a, it's a reflective plate. 01:32:16.060 --> 01:32:20.820 Mmm, you know, so you get to the bottom of the plate and you can see your skin your reflection when you're done 01:32:20.900 --> 01:32:25.660 What would you say is like a big factor is overcooking that big can't see the reflection. It's not polished enough in 01:32:26.380 --> 01:32:30.340 Korea's low obesity rate. Would you say it's all lifestyle or any like genetic? 01:32:30.940 --> 01:32:37.920 I think one of the things that people don't know is that in addition to the social pressure that there is to stay thin and stay healthy 01:32:38.340 --> 01:32:45.500 East Asians have a way lower subcutaneous fat cell count than our Western counterparts and this is quite common in Korea 01:32:45.500 --> 01:32:47.780 Well, you'll see like those skinny fat body types, right? 01:32:47.780 --> 01:32:51.380 Well, you'll see men or women that don't look that fat, 01:32:51.380 --> 01:32:53.700 but they have really high visceral fat levels, 01:32:53.700 --> 01:32:55.740 just because there's not a lot of subcutaneous fat 01:32:55.740 --> 01:32:56.660 that can hold it. 01:32:56.660 --> 01:32:58.340 So they won't look as big, 01:32:58.340 --> 01:33:01.100 but they'll still have heart issues, diabetes, 01:33:01.100 --> 01:33:03.180 pre-diabetes, insulin resistance, 01:33:03.180 --> 01:33:04.380 like all across the board. 01:33:04.380 --> 01:33:07.660 So it doesn't take that much size for a Korean person 01:33:07.660 --> 01:33:10.940 to be equally as unhealthy as like, you know, 01:33:10.940 --> 01:33:12.780 are you a PN based or, yeah. 01:33:12.780 --> 01:33:13.620 Okay. 01:33:13.620 --> 01:33:15.300 I don't know what the fuck subcutaneous fat is. 01:33:15.300 --> 01:33:22.660 I'm gonna come very clean so that was a little bit above my pay grade. 01:33:22.660 --> 01:33:25.660 Where did you say this bowl is? 01:33:25.660 --> 01:33:28.900 So I had to guess. 01:33:28.900 --> 01:33:31.900 I would put it around 600? 01:33:31.900 --> 01:33:35.780 Okay, I was gonna be like around 700. 01:33:35.780 --> 01:33:37.780 Have you heard of macrofactor? 01:33:37.780 --> 01:33:38.780 I have it. 01:33:38.780 --> 01:33:41.100 It's the quickest and easiest way to track your calories. 01:33:41.100 --> 01:33:44.780 And if you don't have a place that has the calories in your bowl, take a photo, 01:33:44.780 --> 01:33:46.220 and it gets pretty close. 01:33:46.220 --> 01:33:47.060 That'd be awesome. 01:33:47.060 --> 01:33:49.020 So, cool. 01:33:49.020 --> 01:33:50.340 It's an ad. 01:33:50.340 --> 01:33:51.620 So, $775. 01:33:51.620 --> 01:33:52.460 Isn't that great? 01:33:52.460 --> 01:33:53.940 Yeah, it's pretty accurate. 01:33:53.940 --> 01:33:56.620 So, I mean, it tells you all the macros, 01:33:56.620 --> 01:33:58.700 and you just log us here. 01:33:58.700 --> 01:33:59.460 That's nice. 01:33:59.460 --> 01:33:59.860 Yeah. 01:33:59.860 --> 01:34:02.180 There's also a new feature where you can upload a recipe, 01:34:02.180 --> 01:34:04.020 including ingredients, instructions, 01:34:04.020 --> 01:34:06.340 and servings, all with just a snap of a picture. 01:34:06.340 --> 01:34:08.300 So if you guys want to try the macro factor app, 01:34:08.300 --> 01:34:10.260 make sure to use code WILL for two weeks. 01:34:10.260 --> 01:34:13.180 We're now in Cholno, which is known 01:34:13.180 --> 01:34:16.220 is the obesity drug mecca of the world. 01:34:16.220 --> 01:34:20.580 And literally every single building is a pharmacy 01:34:20.580 --> 01:34:21.860 just selling fat loss drugs. 01:34:21.860 --> 01:34:23.540 It's actually pretty insane. 01:34:23.540 --> 01:34:25.900 So there's a pharmacy right here, 01:34:25.900 --> 01:34:28.340 and then there's a pharmacy right here, 01:34:29.220 --> 01:34:31.460 and then literally like five more feet, 01:34:32.340 --> 01:34:34.940 there's another pharmacy right here, 01:34:34.940 --> 01:34:37.260 and then next door is another pharmacy. 01:34:37.260 --> 01:34:39.500 And then across the street, 01:34:39.500 --> 01:34:41.660 there's more pharmacies over there, 01:34:41.660 --> 01:34:44.420 Which is like, I don't know why you need this many pharmacies. 01:34:44.420 --> 01:34:46.180 I guess the demand is super, super high. 01:34:46.180 --> 01:34:50.700 So we are gonna see how easy it is for me to go to a clinic, 01:34:50.700 --> 01:34:53.100 get a prescription, and get some Mugobi. 01:34:53.100 --> 01:34:55.260 He read my message spreading this info. 01:34:55.260 --> 01:34:56.100 Is it here? 01:34:56.100 --> 01:34:56.940 Oh, shit. 01:34:56.940 --> 01:34:58.460 Stainless is fat under the skin. 01:34:58.460 --> 01:34:59.300 Wow. 01:34:59.300 --> 01:35:00.140 He might be busy. 01:35:00.140 --> 01:35:00.960 Yes. 01:35:00.960 --> 01:35:01.940 This fat is organ fat. 01:35:03.940 --> 01:35:05.620 This is a foreigner. 01:35:05.620 --> 01:35:08.380 I want to get Mugobi for free. 01:35:08.380 --> 01:35:09.740 What's the name that you use in Korea? 01:35:09.740 --> 01:35:16.740 Well, I just walked in, said my name, gave my ID, and it's good. 01:35:16.740 --> 01:35:18.740 Do you have a preference of Igovio or Munjaro? 01:35:18.740 --> 01:35:19.740 What does he recommend? 01:35:19.740 --> 01:35:21.740 Uh, what would you recommend? 01:35:21.740 --> 01:35:23.740 He said that you would have to get a consultation with the doctor. 01:35:23.740 --> 01:35:25.740 So I can see him here right now. 01:35:25.740 --> 01:35:26.740 Right now? 01:35:26.740 --> 01:35:27.740 Is it a long way? 01:35:27.740 --> 01:35:29.740 I don't think it's going to take that long. 01:35:29.740 --> 01:35:30.740 Okay. 01:35:30.740 --> 01:35:32.740 We're in the waiting room right now for the weight loss drugs. 01:35:32.740 --> 01:35:34.740 Everyone in here is also here to see him. 01:35:34.740 --> 01:35:37.740 So this is like an ozemic or comparable thing to ozemic? 01:35:37.740 --> 01:35:39.740 You're a doctor, right? 01:35:39.740 --> 01:35:44.740 So, we're gonna have a prescription and we're thinking, it's just crazy here. 01:35:44.740 --> 01:35:47.740 Here we go. 01:35:47.740 --> 01:35:49.740 A GLP? 01:35:49.740 --> 01:35:50.740 First time. 01:35:50.740 --> 01:35:52.740 One, is that what it is? 01:35:52.740 --> 01:35:53.740 Six foot. 01:35:53.740 --> 01:35:55.740 Around two. 01:35:55.740 --> 01:35:57.740 Oh. 01:35:57.740 --> 01:35:58.740 90. 01:35:58.740 --> 01:35:59.740 90, yeah. 01:35:59.740 --> 01:36:02.740 Doctors like 90 fat fuck. 01:36:02.740 --> 01:36:05.740 We're gonna get you on a double dose. 01:36:05.740 --> 01:36:06.740 Jesus Christ. 01:36:06.740 --> 01:36:11.660 Christ, I had one man come in here. He was a League of Legends fan had a tattoo actually of T1 01:36:11.660 --> 01:36:15.500 I forget his name a whale of a man really we have to roll him out the office 01:36:15.500 --> 01:36:19.420 But last case I saw someone that big about the week. That's right. It's right 01:36:20.620 --> 01:36:23.140 After I gave the doctor my height weight and goal 01:36:23.140 --> 01:36:28.260 He implemented my stats into a BMI chart and called me obese in this presentation 01:36:28.260 --> 01:36:31.800 I'm a you will have the sum of these that your BMI index is 01:36:31.800 --> 01:36:37.640 24.47. And he kept adding lower weights until it put me in the normal category. 01:36:37.640 --> 01:36:41.320 If you have the summer weight, it was about 15 trillion. 01:36:41.320 --> 01:36:48.200 BMI is like, it's insane that a doctor is using BMI. And I know plenty of doctors do. It's like, 01:36:48.840 --> 01:36:51.960 and I think most people know this. Is there one of the most useless stats ever? 01:36:52.920 --> 01:36:56.360 It is genuinely one of the most useless stats you could possibly imagine ever. 01:36:56.360 --> 01:36:59.240 like body fat percentage is so much more valuable. 01:36:59.240 --> 01:37:10.320 BMI is just it incorporates nothing outside of a simple linear scale. 01:37:10.320 --> 01:37:21.080 The doctor is telling me I have to lose 15 kilograms or 33 pounds without any sort of 01:37:21.080 --> 01:37:26.120 background knowledge of my medical history or even my body composition as fat and muscle 01:37:26.120 --> 01:37:30.800 ratios greatly impact your BMI score and these lax measures are causing serious 01:37:30.800 --> 01:37:35.120 harm and just like that within a matter of minutes I got a prescription adding 01:37:35.120 --> 01:37:37.720 to Korea's major drug misuse problem. 01:37:37.720 --> 01:37:40.320 Oh she's asking if you want to get the injection here right now. 01:37:40.320 --> 01:37:41.920 No I'll do it. Yeah yeah. 01:37:41.920 --> 01:37:46.120 All right so this is pretty insane we've got it super easily within like 10 minutes. 01:37:47.120 --> 01:37:48.720 Yeah that's pretty easy. 01:37:48.720 --> 01:37:55.720 So the doctor said I need to get to 75 kilograms which now that I'm thinking about it that's below 01:37:55.720 --> 01:38:01.800 My body building contest weight. So I mean, yeah, you're obese there, bro. You for sure need to take some shots 01:38:03.120 --> 01:38:05.120 I'm looking at you dog. Yeah 01:38:06.880 --> 01:38:13.600 Yeah, I think I'm actually you could use it. Yeah, you feel like 168 pounds. Yeah, that's how much I weigh and I'm five eight 01:38:14.320 --> 01:38:19.560 Yeah, yeah, so I don't they don't look at like your body fat percentage is cool like okay height weight 01:38:19.560 --> 01:38:24.880 you're obese and then there's no other discussion about like do you work out 01:38:24.880 --> 01:38:29.160 consistently there's here you go a hundred and fifty bucks yeah I don't think 01:38:29.160 --> 01:38:32.760 he even asked you any questions about your overall health yeah there was like 01:38:32.760 --> 01:38:36.120 no diagnosis he was just like oh you want the drug like okay here's how to use 01:38:36.120 --> 01:38:39.240 it you know here's some side effects to expect and I think they even like 01:38:39.240 --> 01:38:43.880 getting you out of all in America yeah yeah but I'm not gonna do that yeah I 01:38:43.880 --> 01:38:48.840 just got it for a problem I'm not gonna use it I'm not gonna use it it's 01:38:48.840 --> 01:38:51.920 It's probably equally easy to get in America though. 01:38:51.920 --> 01:39:10.120 There's like Instagram ads for subscriptions you can get with like a over the phone doctor. 01:39:10.120 --> 01:39:12.240 Yeah it'll just cost eventually. 01:39:12.240 --> 01:39:15.720 You give in. 01:39:15.720 --> 01:39:29.560 I want to do this real quick. BMI calculator. I'm 184 right now. Six foot flat. 184. I'm 01:39:29.560 --> 01:39:47.440 overweight fuck piece of shit okay fine fine five foot two fine fine fine bro 01:39:47.440 --> 01:39:51.240 whatever dude 01:39:59.560 --> 01:40:27.880 Oh, is that big kind of washed, right? 01:40:27.880 --> 01:40:28.880 Is it? 01:40:28.880 --> 01:40:33.440 I heard that people were using other GLPs. 01:40:33.440 --> 01:40:35.700 Like it's not the de facto GLP anymore. 01:40:51.820 --> 01:40:54.120 Yeah, I heard about a red or red of something. 01:40:58.880 --> 01:41:01.880 Tell me how to fight to know. 01:41:01.880 --> 01:41:03.880 All right, boys. 01:41:03.880 --> 01:41:05.880 It is time. 01:41:05.880 --> 01:41:14.880 If you guys watched any of tip to tip, you probably remember something that happened consistently through every single episode. 01:41:14.880 --> 01:41:24.880 The fact that tip to tip is a 3v3, excuse me, invincible versus is a 3v3 platform fighter. 01:41:24.880 --> 01:41:34.880 And since it came out a couple of weeks ago today, we're going to play it a tag fighter. 01:41:34.880 --> 01:41:35.880 Oh my God. Oh my God. 01:41:43.880 --> 01:41:44.880 It's a bad start. 01:41:45.880 --> 01:41:48.880 Anyway, I'd like to thank invincible versus for sponsoring this part of the stream. 01:41:48.880 --> 01:41:51.880 Guys, we're going to be playing invincible versus the 3v3 tag fighter. 01:41:51.880 --> 01:41:53.880 It came out April 30th. 01:41:53.880 --> 01:41:56.880 I believe it's also going to be at EVO. 01:41:56.880 --> 01:41:58.880 So we're going to give it a shot here today. 01:42:02.880 --> 01:42:04.880 It's out now. 01:42:04.880 --> 01:42:06.880 ExplanationPointinverses.com and chat. 01:42:06.880 --> 01:42:09.880 If you guys want some information, we should see the game play right here. 01:42:12.880 --> 01:42:15.880 I also have a code for somebody who wants to get the game a bit later. 01:42:17.880 --> 01:42:19.880 All right, where are, oh, they're there. 01:42:19.880 --> 01:42:24.040 there. Oh, next toast is in. Okay. Last but not least, air 01:42:24.040 --> 01:42:30.080 coots air coots in the building. What up? Yo, yo. Hello, 01:42:30.080 --> 01:42:34.760 every buddy. How y'all doing? Good. How are you? How are 01:42:34.760 --> 01:42:38.600 you? I'm doing freaking good. Wait, I have a question. Yeah, 01:42:38.600 --> 01:42:42.120 go ahead. If Sydney got married and she invited her 01:42:42.120 --> 01:42:45.080 wedding, would you go if she invited me to her wedding? 01:42:45.320 --> 01:42:49.000 Yes. You get the invite in the mail right now. She's 01:42:49.000 --> 01:42:55.000 I'm getting married. It's in six months. Where'd you go? Yeah, a hundred percent. Wow. 01:42:55.000 --> 01:42:59.080 Wow. Is it a destination wedding? 01:43:00.840 --> 01:43:06.520 Um, well, like I moved out of California. So like you, I would, I imagine I'd probably be 01:43:06.520 --> 01:43:11.080 getting married. No, no, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, like I'm not asking you to go to the Bahamas. 01:43:11.080 --> 01:43:15.480 Okay. Cause I had a friend who got married on a Disney cruise. You had to do the seven 01:43:15.480 --> 01:43:22.680 day cruise to go to the wedding. Oh, I said no. I said no. I, and I like that guy a lot. 01:43:23.720 --> 01:43:29.240 Yeah. That feels like I like trying to get to the game, but there's a tutorial, a seven day 01:43:29.240 --> 01:43:35.720 tutorial in the way. Yeah. I called to, I called the island. I said, Hey, can I just fly to the 01:43:35.720 --> 01:43:44.600 island for the wedding? The island is owned by Disney. They said no. Oh my God. That's, 01:43:44.600 --> 01:43:57.720 That's insane. I know I'm a lot. Are you aircoots 98? I'm aircoots regular. I don't I don't think there's a 98 regular aircoots. Not find it. Let me see if I can 01:43:58.600 --> 01:44:03.560 be my seam code. I can not seam code. Yeah, steam code would be great my friend. Thank you. 01:44:04.520 --> 01:44:05.720 Jody, I love the song you did. 01:44:05.720 --> 01:44:16.320 the one with animal noises and it did like the running sound effect of a cartoon character 01:44:16.320 --> 01:44:17.320 from the 90s. 01:44:17.320 --> 01:44:18.320 Hannah Barbera style. 01:44:18.320 --> 01:44:19.320 Yes. 01:44:19.320 --> 01:44:20.320 Yes. 01:44:20.320 --> 01:44:21.320 Thank you. 01:44:21.320 --> 01:44:22.320 Really put my all into that one. 01:44:22.320 --> 01:44:23.320 I could sense love behind it. 01:44:23.320 --> 01:44:24.320 Yeah. 01:44:24.320 --> 01:44:28.120 There was a lot of emotion actually that we were trying to convey. 01:44:28.120 --> 01:44:31.320 So, that's what we're saying. 01:44:31.320 --> 01:44:34.320 Oh, can you invite me? Oh, sorry, to Sydney. 01:44:34.320 --> 01:44:36.320 Into the lobby, can you? 01:44:36.320 --> 01:44:37.320 Yes! 01:44:37.320 --> 01:44:38.320 This is ridiculous! 01:44:38.320 --> 01:44:39.320 I threw Kota Jens? 01:44:39.320 --> 01:44:40.320 Come on! 01:44:40.320 --> 01:44:43.320 Wonderful, I will add you as well. 01:44:45.320 --> 01:44:47.320 Are you guys caught up on a mince? It will be real. 01:44:49.320 --> 01:44:50.320 Yes! 01:44:50.320 --> 01:44:53.320 No, it's post-it as homework. 01:44:53.320 --> 01:44:55.320 I want TV. 01:44:55.320 --> 01:44:58.320 I do not think of you as a TV person. 01:44:58.320 --> 01:45:00.320 Wait, I know where you live. 01:45:01.320 --> 01:45:03.120 Well, that's crazy. I elaborate. 01:45:03.120 --> 01:45:06.120 Media, you seem like you have books. 01:45:06.880 --> 01:45:08.160 Did I do well? 01:45:08.160 --> 01:45:10.220 Is that the right thing to say? I mean, that was that was. 01:45:10.220 --> 01:45:12.320 Yeah, I didn't think you'd be there. 01:45:12.420 --> 01:45:16.220 I thought you'd be the type of guy to be like, I haven't seen Lord of the Rings. 01:45:17.320 --> 01:45:18.780 Oh, no, I love pop culture. 01:45:18.780 --> 01:45:22.020 Ask me anything about pop culture, anything. OK, OK. 01:45:24.520 --> 01:45:27.480 Can you name? Can you name three actors from Euphoria? 01:45:27.480 --> 01:45:44.040 I just like the name you like ss interesting keep going on that 01:45:44.040 --> 01:45:48.000 But you might have friend requests closed so I 01:45:49.320 --> 01:45:51.680 Have too many pending requests hold up. I'm gonna block some 01:45:54.240 --> 01:45:57.200 I'm just like this many times. Oh, no 01:45:59.880 --> 01:46:03.400 Yeah, did it work? Yeah, I believe so 01:46:05.120 --> 01:46:08.400 I don't know why I was able to get you in the first time, but now I'm struggling I 01:46:09.720 --> 01:46:11.720 See it accepted 01:46:14.040 --> 01:46:16.040 Okay, oh 01:46:17.240 --> 01:46:23.920 There you go invite to lobby invite to lobby beautiful amazing and wonderful and I'm in the game 01:46:25.760 --> 01:46:29.840 Okay, how many who's first time is it me? 01:46:30.400 --> 01:46:32.400 Hands up me. Oh 01:46:32.600 --> 01:46:34.600 Okay, let's let's 01:46:35.160 --> 01:46:38.720 Let's pretty play this before she knows what to do before 01:46:39.000 --> 01:46:40.960 Yeah, I played it before I'm gonna be 01:46:40.960 --> 01:46:42.960 If you lose, it'll be embarrassing. 01:46:42.960 --> 01:46:45.080 If it makes you feel any better, I was not good. 01:46:45.080 --> 01:46:49.400 I lost every single game to Emily Wang. 01:46:49.400 --> 01:46:50.280 She's kind of crazy. 01:46:50.280 --> 01:46:51.760 Why did you say Emily Wang? 01:46:51.760 --> 01:46:53.240 Like, it was, yeah. 01:46:53.240 --> 01:46:54.800 Well, because I just knew that Toast 01:46:54.800 --> 01:46:56.400 was going to have a reaction to that. 01:46:56.400 --> 01:46:58.320 But I actually think Ludwood is right, 01:46:58.320 --> 01:47:01.800 and Emily's actually really good at fighting games. 01:47:01.800 --> 01:47:04.160 Isn't it funny that there's some people who you always 01:47:04.160 --> 01:47:06.680 include the last name for? 01:47:06.680 --> 01:47:06.960 Yes. 01:47:06.960 --> 01:47:08.080 Emily Wang is one of them. 01:47:08.080 --> 01:47:08.640 Emily Wang. 01:47:08.640 --> 01:47:15.720 Some of the people are just like scara and then we just have scara. Yeah, like wig. Yeah, it's just a moniker. Interesting 01:47:16.560 --> 01:47:18.480 Love with your real name, right? Yeah 01:47:19.200 --> 01:47:21.380 My parents thought when I came out is that crazy 01:47:22.440 --> 01:47:25.960 In a way that they thought thought like that's kind of hurtful. I 01:47:27.840 --> 01:47:34.480 Think about that sometimes I think that name is cool and unique. It's close to child abuse for being honest, Jody 01:47:34.880 --> 01:47:42.320 It's close bullied growing up. Yes all the time. Yeah. Yeah, but then you like grew up and you're like so cool and unique 01:47:42.400 --> 01:47:49.560 Maybe they called me in the lunch lady in first grade said have them call you Lutty and she made my first nickname 01:47:50.640 --> 01:47:52.640 Because I would cry to the launch lady. Oh 01:47:53.360 --> 01:47:54.680 my god 01:47:54.680 --> 01:47:56.680 Yeah, oh 01:47:57.800 --> 01:48:00.800 Okay, I would recommend going to 01:48:04.480 --> 01:48:07.280 Yeah, he's probably the one. Yeah, my bad. My bad. 01:48:07.280 --> 01:48:09.280 Cool story for that one. 01:48:09.280 --> 01:48:11.280 I was talking a lot, and I would be, I guess. 01:48:13.280 --> 01:48:16.280 I was just gonna get the show on the road. 01:48:16.280 --> 01:48:20.780 So, you can select your loadout and choose who you want to play as. 01:48:20.780 --> 01:48:24.280 You can pick three heroes since it's a 3v3 tag fight. 01:48:24.280 --> 01:48:27.280 Alright, I'll go in. I'll go in against you. 01:48:27.280 --> 01:48:29.280 Okay, let's do it. 01:48:29.280 --> 01:48:31.280 I gotta give a shit. 01:48:31.280 --> 01:48:34.720 I was wondering, do you King of the Hill style? Winner stays on? 01:48:34.720 --> 01:48:35.220 I'm down. 01:48:35.220 --> 01:48:35.720 Oh, yeah! 01:48:36.140 --> 01:48:36.880 I like that. 01:48:36.880 --> 01:48:37.840 Wait, did I pick my... 01:48:38.960 --> 01:48:40.240 Did you... Yeah, did you select your logo? 01:48:40.240 --> 01:48:42.020 No, I didn't do shit. I just hit join the fight. 01:48:42.620 --> 01:48:43.920 Wait, how can you find this level? 01:48:43.920 --> 01:48:45.120 But where is this? 01:48:45.920 --> 01:48:48.760 Uh, when we go back to the screen, I will let you know. 01:48:48.760 --> 01:48:50.320 It depends on what you're playing on. 01:48:51.220 --> 01:48:53.120 I've never seen this girl before. 01:48:53.360 --> 01:48:53.860 Me neither. 01:48:53.860 --> 01:48:55.860 She's a character for this game! 01:48:55.860 --> 01:48:56.860 Ooh! 01:48:56.860 --> 01:48:58.060 I don't think it's really show. 01:48:58.060 --> 01:48:59.360 Oh, that explains it. 01:48:59.560 --> 01:49:00.060 She's a... 01:49:00.060 --> 01:49:04.700 I love mental elemental. Do you want a sector like mess around with it? 01:49:05.980 --> 01:49:07.980 Okay for that 01:49:08.180 --> 01:49:10.020 Let's grab 01:49:10.020 --> 01:49:12.020 grabs, okay 01:49:12.700 --> 01:49:15.100 One okay light heavy medium 01:49:16.860 --> 01:49:18.860 special 01:49:20.740 --> 01:49:25.740 Okay, that's special and then I think I got you 01:49:25.740 --> 01:49:29.700 Oh, whoa, and then that's how you swap. 01:49:29.700 --> 01:49:33.180 Oh, yeah, and then that's how you swap, yep. 01:49:33.180 --> 01:49:37.060 L and R at two at the same time, or is it just L2? 01:49:37.060 --> 01:49:43.580 Just, for me, it's, oh yeah, L1 if you want to do your top person, and then L2 if you 01:49:43.580 --> 01:49:44.980 want to do your second person. 01:49:44.980 --> 01:49:45.980 Okay. 01:49:45.980 --> 01:49:46.980 It's a 3v3 tagfighter. 01:49:46.980 --> 01:49:47.980 Okay, I got it. 01:49:47.980 --> 01:49:48.980 Yep. 01:49:48.980 --> 01:49:49.980 Okay, I'm ready. 01:49:49.980 --> 01:49:50.980 Let's go. 01:49:50.980 --> 01:49:51.980 Let's go. 01:49:51.980 --> 01:49:58.980 Easy. 01:49:58.980 --> 01:50:01.480 Oh. 01:50:01.480 --> 01:50:02.480 Is your game happening? 01:50:02.480 --> 01:50:03.480 Yeah, we're in. 01:50:03.480 --> 01:50:04.980 Yeah, you can't see it. 01:50:04.980 --> 01:50:07.980 Why the hell am I near? 01:50:07.980 --> 01:50:09.980 Easy grab. 01:50:09.980 --> 01:50:11.980 Ooh, nice grab. 01:50:11.980 --> 01:50:12.980 Nice grab. 01:50:12.980 --> 01:50:13.980 I'm really trying to stack it. 01:50:13.980 --> 01:50:15.980 I don't remember any of my buttons. 01:50:15.980 --> 01:50:19.980 There's always going to be a light heavy medium combo. 01:50:19.980 --> 01:50:21.980 Oh 01:50:23.460 --> 01:50:27.140 Are you two unable to watch this? Oh, I was able to watch 01:50:28.140 --> 01:50:31.140 Out I think you might have to do it 01:50:35.980 --> 01:50:38.180 Yeah, you are what the heck I'm out of no 01:50:39.100 --> 01:50:41.100 if you grab when 01:50:41.140 --> 01:50:43.980 I don't know if I'm supposed to grab when you're grabbing and that's what 01:50:46.260 --> 01:50:49.420 Gets me out of it or not. Oh, this is an auto combo 01:50:49.980 --> 01:50:56.260 Yeah, there's a light hit auto combo. Yeah, you have to grab the same time I grab to cancel I think 01:50:59.260 --> 01:51:01.260 Yeah, let's just combo 01:51:03.780 --> 01:51:05.780 Okay, I'm nasty with it 01:51:08.460 --> 01:51:11.460 Fringe oh no, I 01:51:12.700 --> 01:51:18.100 Don't know if you know this but I used to be one hell of an FTC. Okay, and I'm dead my bad 01:51:19.980 --> 01:51:35.460 that knocks me on my ass my gosh your range is insane yeah I'm also an obnoxious range 01:51:35.460 --> 01:51:37.460 I don't know mental. Oh, I get it 01:51:41.780 --> 01:51:47.660 How's your anti air fucking good nice good to know okay 01:51:50.220 --> 01:51:56.940 Dude stop oh this guy's sick battle beast. Yeah, battle beast is my favorite character 01:52:05.460 --> 01:52:07.460 Uh-oh 01:52:09.460 --> 01:52:13.620 Good breakout and you're dead ouch 01:52:15.900 --> 01:52:17.900 Oh, oh didn't like that 01:52:22.900 --> 01:52:24.900 Yep back in the comma 01:52:26.380 --> 01:52:31.020 Unfortunate really unfortunate. Oh, he's just bad. He's just bashing my head in his knee 01:52:31.020 --> 01:52:32.060 Back to the grab. 01:52:32.060 --> 01:52:33.660 It's right into the back to another grab. 01:52:33.660 --> 01:52:34.460 Oh, jump grab? 01:52:34.460 --> 01:52:35.940 You can't duck the grab. 01:52:35.940 --> 01:52:36.820 OK, but check this out. 01:52:36.820 --> 01:52:37.540 Check this out. 01:52:37.540 --> 01:52:38.540 Jump grab? 01:52:38.540 --> 01:52:39.460 Uh-huh. 01:52:39.460 --> 01:52:40.500 And he's going to grab again. 01:52:40.500 --> 01:52:41.340 And we're going to. 01:52:41.340 --> 01:52:42.660 And we're going to. 01:52:42.660 --> 01:52:46.180 That's so way tops up. 01:52:46.180 --> 01:52:47.500 Yeah, we only have 90 seconds. 01:52:47.500 --> 01:52:49.260 We timed out sudden death. 01:52:49.260 --> 01:52:49.900 OK, how does that work? 01:52:49.900 --> 01:52:50.980 Just 1v1? 01:52:50.980 --> 01:52:54.060 Yeah, just 1v1 smackaroo. 01:52:54.060 --> 01:52:54.420 Yeah. 01:52:54.420 --> 01:52:56.820 Oh, oh, see, because you blocked the whole thing 01:52:56.820 --> 01:52:58.620 and then I blocked the other thing. 01:52:58.620 --> 01:52:59.780 Yeah. 01:52:59.780 --> 01:53:04.500 now I'm getting smacked in the head and you're gonna grab but I'm gonna grab no no no no that's my next up 01:53:04.500 --> 01:53:10.260 are you done with the grabbing thing? okay done with the grabbing thing yeah we're okay we're we're over that now 01:53:10.260 --> 01:53:15.060 oh now it's the jump grabger I lied not over that yeah yeah that's crazy yep now it's the jump land 01:53:15.060 --> 01:53:22.820 attack no yeah no problem welcome to my mixup I can't get in time okay hey what can I say 01:53:22.820 --> 01:53:31.420 You just exploded yeah, you literally just turned into seven different bits. Yeah, I got an achievement 01:53:31.420 --> 01:53:40.900 Okay, let's return to lobby so we can make sure you guys are spectating. I believe you have to 01:53:40.900 --> 01:53:48.620 spectate from here. Yeah, I'm out anyways. I think I just did it too late. Who wants some? Let's be real. 01:53:48.620 --> 01:53:50.620 I'm gonna be here all day 01:53:53.380 --> 01:53:58.460 Spectate boom, okay. I'm spectating wait. No, I'm spectating the wrong 01:54:00.220 --> 01:54:05.200 Okay, oh now I can say okay. All right in goes. Yeah. Yeah, we need how did you suspect it? 01:54:05.200 --> 01:54:08.300 Are you guys able to just kill the spectate? Yes 01:54:09.900 --> 01:54:13.460 Yeah, now you're a loser has to go to the winners funeral not negotiable 01:54:14.580 --> 01:54:17.560 Either it's gonna be a destination funeral. Just so you know 01:54:18.620 --> 01:54:21.620 The Ludwig-Augran Super Cruise Funeral. 01:54:28.620 --> 01:54:30.620 I'm gonna need 10 seconds to put a controller still. 01:54:30.620 --> 01:54:32.620 Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you, I'm not gonna bother you. 01:54:35.620 --> 01:54:36.620 No, yeah, yeah, you got it, yeah. 01:54:39.620 --> 01:54:40.620 That's a five ball. 01:54:42.620 --> 01:54:43.620 Okay. 01:54:43.620 --> 01:54:45.620 Is there a heavy auto combo? Probably is, right? 01:54:45.620 --> 01:54:46.620 Okay, that's the switch. 01:54:46.620 --> 01:54:49.500 Alright, let me know when you're ready. 01:54:49.500 --> 01:54:50.500 I'm ready. 01:54:50.500 --> 01:54:53.300 Is it double jump? 01:54:53.300 --> 01:54:59.820 Yeah, GG, welcome to my autocombo. 01:54:59.820 --> 01:55:00.820 Oh! 01:55:00.820 --> 01:55:01.820 What? 01:55:01.820 --> 01:55:03.820 It doesn't autocombo. 01:55:03.820 --> 01:55:04.820 Yup. 01:55:04.820 --> 01:55:05.820 I need the automatic. 01:55:05.820 --> 01:55:06.820 I need CISO. 01:55:06.820 --> 01:55:07.820 I need you. 01:55:07.820 --> 01:55:08.820 CISO, I need you. 01:55:08.820 --> 01:55:09.820 No, that's not CISO. 01:55:09.820 --> 01:55:10.820 No, that's not CISO. 01:55:10.820 --> 01:55:12.820 See, so I need you see so I need you 01:55:14.980 --> 01:55:17.720 No, that's not see so do you know how much bro? 01:55:27.100 --> 01:55:32.420 There's a lot of hopping going on here. Yeah, my character's a double jump character's gonna fire. I didn't take I didn't take that's on me. Oh 01:55:32.420 --> 01:55:40.420 I get both your asses in this. 01:55:40.420 --> 01:55:43.780 Good grab, good grab. 01:55:43.780 --> 01:55:44.780 Real talk. 01:55:44.780 --> 01:55:45.780 Thank you. 01:55:45.780 --> 01:55:50.420 Oh my god, it's a close one. 01:55:50.420 --> 01:55:52.420 Electricity, electricity. 01:55:52.420 --> 01:55:54.420 Oh my god. 01:55:54.420 --> 01:55:56.420 He's creaking me. 01:55:56.420 --> 01:55:58.420 Dude, dude. 01:55:58.420 --> 01:56:00.420 Fighting bolt. 01:56:00.420 --> 01:56:02.420 You're cringe! 01:56:02.420 --> 01:56:04.420 God damn it! 01:56:04.420 --> 01:56:06.420 Okay, that's fine. I got out of me. 01:56:06.420 --> 01:56:08.420 No way! 01:56:08.420 --> 01:56:10.420 Fightin' both! Fightin' both! 01:56:10.420 --> 01:56:12.420 Fightin' both! 01:56:12.420 --> 01:56:14.420 Oh my... 01:56:14.420 --> 01:56:16.420 That's what it takes to be on medicine. 01:56:18.420 --> 01:56:20.420 Cecil. 01:56:20.420 --> 01:56:22.420 He wouldn't beat up an old man. 01:56:22.420 --> 01:56:24.420 They're the best men to beat up. 01:56:24.420 --> 01:56:52.660 I got a gun. You're just shooting at me. You guys are just about to pop in and you just 01:56:52.660 --> 01:57:01.880 I'm just an old man. I'm just an old man. Yep, and I'm just a fucking battle beast 01:57:11.080 --> 01:57:13.320 I just kind of slowly walk up and fuck them up 01:57:18.560 --> 01:57:20.560 You say 01:57:22.660 --> 01:57:29.660 Nice cross up. 01:57:29.660 --> 01:57:38.660 Good sweep. 01:57:38.660 --> 01:57:43.660 Oh. 01:57:43.660 --> 01:57:49.660 Come here, bro. 01:57:49.660 --> 01:57:51.780 Quit jumping around me. 01:57:51.780 --> 01:57:54.180 That'll be as slow as hell. 01:57:54.180 --> 01:57:55.380 I'm pretty sure it'll work. 01:57:55.380 --> 01:57:57.540 It's R2 if you want to also. 01:57:57.540 --> 01:57:59.900 What is R2? 01:57:59.900 --> 01:58:01.460 I think it's R2. 01:58:01.460 --> 01:58:03.420 If it's not, I'm pretty sure it's R2. 01:58:08.300 --> 01:58:11.020 He keeps going. 01:58:11.020 --> 01:58:12.340 I don't know if I did it wrong. 01:58:12.340 --> 01:58:12.900 Did I use it? 01:58:12.900 --> 01:58:14.460 Oh, did I use meter? 01:58:14.460 --> 01:58:18.580 You did, but you had two bars of meter. 01:58:18.580 --> 01:58:20.760 and toasts have like some lobby to use, right? 01:58:20.760 --> 01:58:21.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:58:21.600 --> 01:58:23.000 Because your tag will probably use all, 01:58:23.000 --> 01:58:25.320 or I think your autocombo uses some meter. 01:58:25.320 --> 01:58:26.880 Yes, yes. 01:58:26.880 --> 01:58:28.200 All right, Jody, get in there. 01:58:28.200 --> 01:58:29.520 Get in there, get in there, Jody. 01:58:29.520 --> 01:58:31.480 We can't have the king of the hill. 01:58:31.480 --> 01:58:32.840 Okay, get in there, take that. 01:58:32.840 --> 01:58:33.880 Get in there, Jody. 01:58:33.880 --> 01:58:34.720 Get in here, Jody. 01:58:34.720 --> 01:58:37.360 Okay, how do I, how do I, oh, we're turned to lobby. 01:58:37.360 --> 01:58:38.200 Yep. 01:58:38.200 --> 01:58:41.960 This feels like, hmm, like I'm the little sister 01:58:41.960 --> 01:58:45.080 being tagged in, but like normally I would be, 01:58:45.080 --> 01:58:48.560 maybe playing, like you and the controller. 01:58:48.560 --> 01:58:51.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how this feels 01:58:53.680 --> 01:58:55.680 One of the greatest gamers 01:58:56.480 --> 01:59:01.040 In what in what game are you the greatest? I'm platinum in League of Legends. So 01:59:06.200 --> 01:59:11.480 I just think the greatest in plaque do not go hand-in-hand I don't think toast is spectating 01:59:11.480 --> 01:59:15.920 Oh, okay. I got a spectating. No, no, no, you guys kidding. I knew I knew look at the characters 01:59:15.920 --> 01:59:20.800 Jody, I'm doing a beat-off on Friday. If I win I need a beat-off 01:59:30.720 --> 01:59:32.720 What 01:59:36.560 --> 01:59:39.160 Jody you saw the last beat-off the song I made oh 01:59:41.080 --> 01:59:43.540 Yeah, yes. Yes. I did 01:59:43.540 --> 01:59:53.020 We're running back why am I oh and I need I if I beat you a producer tag from you of my request 01:59:54.780 --> 01:59:59.500 Producer tag of you no no a producer tag from you for me to use 02:00:01.060 --> 02:00:04.840 Me specifically yes, I'm gonna have you if I beat you here. Give me the producer tag 02:00:13.540 --> 02:00:15.260 Actually, I think we just go for it. 02:00:15.260 --> 02:00:19.460 Also, I'm down, but like, what do I get if I win? 02:00:19.460 --> 02:00:20.300 What do you need? 02:00:23.180 --> 02:00:26.980 I would like equity in more of a book. 02:00:26.980 --> 02:00:27.820 You know what, Judi? 02:00:27.820 --> 02:00:28.940 I don't want to get to worry about it. 02:00:28.940 --> 02:00:33.940 I don't think it's gonna come off, Judi. 02:00:35.300 --> 02:00:36.620 It's gonna be a moment, please. 02:00:36.620 --> 02:00:38.860 Okay, okay, okay, Judi, hold back, hold back. 02:00:38.860 --> 02:00:41.020 So to block, and if I dig in, you have to hold back. 02:00:41.020 --> 02:00:42.380 Otherwise, you get hit. 02:00:42.380 --> 02:00:44.900 And then you have to wait for your turn. 02:00:44.900 --> 02:00:46.500 So after this, I'm done. 02:00:46.500 --> 02:00:48.580 And now you get your turn to hit me. 02:00:48.580 --> 02:00:50.540 If I didn't get this game with turns, 02:00:50.540 --> 02:00:52.420 and you have to wait your turn. 02:00:52.420 --> 02:00:53.460 So this is my pressure. 02:00:53.460 --> 02:00:55.780 And if you block my pressure, then you get your turn. 02:00:55.780 --> 02:00:58.260 But you have to be holding back to block it. 02:00:58.260 --> 02:00:59.540 Got it. 02:00:59.540 --> 02:01:00.380 I don't have to tap like. 02:01:00.380 --> 02:01:02.660 That's not like a parry, like at press X moment, 02:01:02.660 --> 02:01:03.500 I just get to hold it. 02:01:03.500 --> 02:01:04.340 Just hold back. 02:01:04.340 --> 02:01:06.540 Hold back down and back also works. 02:01:06.540 --> 02:01:07.940 And then, but then you get an overhead 02:01:07.940 --> 02:01:09.660 so my down and back didn't work. 02:01:09.660 --> 02:01:13.280 So then, if I hold back, try, wait, is it neutral? 02:01:13.280 --> 02:01:14.840 Hit me. 02:01:14.840 --> 02:01:16.860 Okay, yeah, so you have to hold back. 02:01:16.860 --> 02:01:18.960 So this blocks everything but an overhead. 02:01:21.800 --> 02:01:23.960 Oh, I think you can do forward and heavy, 02:01:23.960 --> 02:01:25.840 which may be a circle for you. 02:01:25.840 --> 02:01:27.180 It should work. 02:01:27.180 --> 02:01:28.680 A circle? 02:01:28.680 --> 02:01:30.400 I'm not gonna press square. 02:01:30.400 --> 02:01:31.240 I'm pressing. 02:01:32.080 --> 02:01:33.120 You did an overhead earlier. 02:01:33.120 --> 02:01:33.960 There's your overhead. 02:01:33.960 --> 02:01:34.800 There you go. 02:01:34.800 --> 02:01:35.640 Whatever that was. 02:01:35.640 --> 02:01:36.980 Okay, now you know. 02:01:36.980 --> 02:01:39.000 That blocks everything but an overhead. 02:01:39.000 --> 02:01:44.060 Yeah, yeah, but and then I see normal back holds blocks everything except for low. Oh 02:01:44.840 --> 02:01:49.060 And how do you do low? Just down down and in any of your moves? 02:01:49.840 --> 02:01:51.840 Okay 02:01:52.240 --> 02:01:57.800 Okay, it's time to get some equity. Okay. I need all my equity get out there 02:01:59.960 --> 02:02:01.960 Good block 02:02:02.480 --> 02:02:04.480 Okay, that's a grab 02:02:04.480 --> 02:02:08.040 Square at the same time a square at the same time. I don't have an a wait. What are you playing on? 02:02:08.680 --> 02:02:10.680 Square X. Yes, yes 02:02:11.200 --> 02:02:13.700 Try it. Hey, come here. Yeah, nice. Oh 02:02:15.720 --> 02:02:20.800 Then try your meter my meter. So R1 is dash forward 02:02:24.880 --> 02:02:26.880 I got an R1 02:02:26.880 --> 02:02:31.880 I'm going to press play. 02:02:31.880 --> 02:02:32.880 Nice! 02:02:32.880 --> 02:02:33.880 Good cancel! 02:02:33.880 --> 02:02:34.880 You know what's crazy? 02:02:34.880 --> 02:02:37.880 I'm not even looking at my screen. 02:02:37.880 --> 02:02:38.880 I'm looking at the button. 02:02:38.880 --> 02:02:39.880 What are you talking about? 02:02:39.880 --> 02:02:40.880 Do I have an L2? 02:02:40.880 --> 02:02:41.880 You have R1 and R2. 02:02:41.880 --> 02:02:42.880 I do. 02:02:42.880 --> 02:02:43.880 You're so right. 02:02:43.880 --> 02:02:44.880 I see. 02:02:44.880 --> 02:02:45.880 I thought that was a P. 02:02:45.880 --> 02:02:46.880 It was the Liza. 02:02:46.880 --> 02:02:47.880 That's fair. 02:02:47.880 --> 02:02:48.880 Oh my god, we're just twinning. 02:02:48.880 --> 02:02:49.880 Yeah. 02:02:49.880 --> 02:02:50.880 Yeah. 02:02:50.880 --> 02:02:51.880 Yeah. 02:02:51.880 --> 02:02:52.880 Yeah. 02:02:52.880 --> 02:02:53.880 Yeah. 02:02:53.880 --> 02:02:54.880 Yeah. 02:02:54.880 --> 02:02:55.880 Yeah. 02:02:55.880 --> 02:03:00.880 I'm just running. Mediums are 02:03:00.880 --> 02:03:03.880 mediums are low. 02:03:11.880 --> 02:03:14.880 Okay. Oh, time's up. Time's up. 02:03:14.880 --> 02:03:17.880 Does it still go to sudden death? 02:03:17.880 --> 02:03:20.880 Even if I hadn't actually killed her? 02:03:20.880 --> 02:03:23.880 Yeah, it just gives her a HP. 02:03:23.880 --> 02:03:25.160 No, good grab, W grab. 02:03:27.040 --> 02:03:29.800 Eeeh, I can't really confuse when we switch 02:03:29.800 --> 02:03:31.400 because we're exactly the same. 02:03:31.400 --> 02:03:32.240 Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. 02:03:32.240 --> 02:03:34.240 Please actually not that one, she brings. 02:03:35.640 --> 02:03:37.280 Good grab, fuck! 02:03:38.640 --> 02:03:39.580 Oh my god! 02:03:39.580 --> 02:03:41.040 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 02:03:42.600 --> 02:03:44.280 This is gonna be insane. 02:03:44.280 --> 02:03:46.640 Autocombo, spam square, Autocombo. 02:03:48.280 --> 02:03:49.120 Oh my god. 02:03:49.120 --> 02:03:55.100 It's really bringing me back to childhood, I'm gonna be honest. 02:03:55.100 --> 02:03:59.120 I feel exactly how I felt playing against my brother. 02:03:59.120 --> 02:04:01.120 Wow, nostalgic. 02:04:01.120 --> 02:04:05.120 Oh, glad I'm back. 02:04:05.120 --> 02:04:10.200 I'm excited to hear this producer tag. 02:04:10.200 --> 02:04:11.200 It's gonna be fantastic. 02:04:11.200 --> 02:04:13.200 Did I really just forget that? 02:04:13.200 --> 02:04:16.200 I can't say that in sponsor. 02:04:16.200 --> 02:04:22.500 Okay, how how should we do it this time? Oh, I hit really nice. That's nice. You know, we can 02:04:22.940 --> 02:04:26.860 Okay, you guys play each other. I think that would help and it's okay a level of session 02:04:27.340 --> 02:04:29.340 Okay, he's humble 02:04:37.140 --> 02:04:39.140 Okay, I'm a back out how do I back out? 02:04:39.140 --> 02:04:40.140 Okay, there we go. 02:04:42.940 --> 02:04:43.940 Who won? 02:04:44.340 --> 02:04:45.740 Yeah, who won me? 02:04:45.740 --> 02:04:46.740 Hop in, hop in. 02:04:46.740 --> 02:04:47.740 Me, me, Jody. 02:04:47.740 --> 02:04:48.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:04:48.740 --> 02:04:49.740 Okay. 02:04:49.740 --> 02:04:50.740 Can you invite me to lobby again? 02:04:50.740 --> 02:04:51.740 I'm done practicing. 02:04:51.740 --> 02:04:52.740 Oh, yes. 02:04:52.740 --> 02:04:55.240 Some bubbly bee, bubbly boo. 02:04:55.240 --> 02:04:56.240 Press that button. 02:04:56.240 --> 02:04:57.240 Yes. 02:04:57.240 --> 02:04:58.240 Mm-hmm. 02:04:58.240 --> 02:04:59.240 Okay. 02:04:59.240 --> 02:05:00.240 You're welcome. 02:05:03.240 --> 02:05:04.240 I feel safe. 02:05:06.240 --> 02:05:07.740 Dude, I am fucking kicking your ass. 02:05:07.740 --> 02:05:08.740 Yeah, I'm inspected. 02:05:08.740 --> 02:05:12.660 So hold up. This game's kind of easy. No, it's just you can just do um 02:05:13.300 --> 02:05:16.900 You can just do square for auto combo and then mix up grab 02:05:17.860 --> 02:05:22.500 What's the point of heavy and medium mediums? You're low is heavy your overhand 02:05:23.940 --> 02:05:25.940 There's not an auto combo for those though 02:05:27.220 --> 02:05:30.740 Maybe you just can do an input combo. I don't know how to do supers yet 02:05:33.620 --> 02:05:35.620 So what are all these other buttons? 02:05:35.620 --> 02:05:38.700 Okay, I'm just going to get labored with a combo. 02:05:38.700 --> 02:05:40.620 Square, if you get a hit, you just mash it. 02:05:40.620 --> 02:05:42.420 It's an auto combo. 02:05:42.420 --> 02:05:45.820 And then you can use R1 to dash forward and backwards. 02:05:45.820 --> 02:05:47.980 And then you just need to be mixing up 02:05:47.980 --> 02:05:52.980 when it's your turn, smashing square, or grabbing. 02:05:53.220 --> 02:05:54.060 Okay. 02:05:54.060 --> 02:05:55.580 And I think that should win you most games. 02:05:55.580 --> 02:05:57.900 And then if you have meter, or you're getting attacked, 02:05:57.900 --> 02:05:59.300 you press L1. 02:05:59.300 --> 02:06:01.580 And then that will bring in your tag 02:06:01.580 --> 02:06:02.980 to break out of a combo. 02:06:04.180 --> 02:06:05.220 This is crazy neutral. 02:06:05.220 --> 02:06:06.780 This is crazy neutral right now. 02:06:06.780 --> 02:06:09.180 Yeah, look at that low. 02:06:09.180 --> 02:06:10.540 Look at that low in that knockup. 02:06:10.540 --> 02:06:11.580 No follow up. 02:06:14.020 --> 02:06:15.740 You unblock too early, you unblock too early. 02:06:15.740 --> 02:06:17.040 Remember, wait your turn. 02:06:19.420 --> 02:06:20.380 Your blocks, your turn, your turn. 02:06:20.380 --> 02:06:21.220 Oh. 02:06:21.220 --> 02:06:22.060 How do you know it's your turn? 02:06:22.060 --> 02:06:23.380 You kinda have to know the character's combo. 02:06:23.380 --> 02:06:24.220 Just when they're done with the combo. 02:06:24.220 --> 02:06:25.060 I see, I see, I see. 02:06:25.060 --> 02:06:25.900 Yeah. 02:06:25.900 --> 02:06:28.500 Like you see like one, two, three, four, and then, 02:06:28.500 --> 02:06:29.340 but that was my auto. 02:06:29.340 --> 02:06:30.180 Oh, nice block. 02:06:30.180 --> 02:06:31.020 So now you go, now you go. 02:06:31.020 --> 02:06:31.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:06:31.860 --> 02:06:32.700 Yeah, now it's your turn. 02:06:32.700 --> 02:06:33.540 Square, square, square. 02:06:33.540 --> 02:06:35.540 I 02:06:39.820 --> 02:06:41.820 Your block 02:06:41.900 --> 02:06:43.900 Just trying to get them so they don't unblock 02:06:44.460 --> 02:06:48.400 You are the moment where they don't block usually at the end of a combo 02:06:48.780 --> 02:06:54.540 The game is built in a way that they have some recovery time and then you have the option to pressure them 02:06:57.860 --> 02:06:59.860 That's not my 02:06:59.860 --> 02:07:01.940 Is that triangle, triangle, triangle, square, square, square? 02:07:01.940 --> 02:07:02.540 Yeah, triangle. 02:07:02.540 --> 02:07:04.300 How do you know what I'm doing? 02:07:04.300 --> 02:07:07.020 Because it was your, I, because I looked like you were mashing. 02:07:07.020 --> 02:07:08.980 I looked like you were mashing. 02:07:08.980 --> 02:07:13.660 I was, I was absolutely mashing. 02:07:13.660 --> 02:07:15.740 A Dash 4 grab destroys her, I'm just saying. 02:07:15.740 --> 02:07:18.300 Oh wait, that's what I was just trying to do, I forgot to grab. 02:07:18.300 --> 02:07:19.740 Whoa, you're kind of like the guy. 02:07:19.740 --> 02:07:21.100 Yeah, I can tell, I can tell. 02:07:21.100 --> 02:07:21.860 Good block there. 02:07:24.700 --> 02:07:26.340 Nice. 02:07:26.340 --> 02:07:26.860 Whoa. 02:07:26.860 --> 02:07:28.580 Dash 4 to assist, Dash 4 to assist, it'll work. 02:07:30.540 --> 02:07:33.540 It worked for the wrong I was thinking you would try 02:07:35.540 --> 02:07:37.700 Giant ball of fire that's really slow 02:07:39.380 --> 02:07:41.380 Good block the block 02:07:44.980 --> 02:07:47.620 Yeah, take a little stage presence you don't you don't want to be against the wall 02:07:47.620 --> 02:07:50.760 It's the scariest place to be in a fighting game. I see I see nice 02:07:51.460 --> 02:07:53.460 That's good turns over. Oh 02:07:53.620 --> 02:07:55.620 Okay, I should grab a spire 02:07:56.340 --> 02:08:02.180 Good assist. Oh, that's it. You have to dash it on that. I can't remember which one. R1, R1. 02:08:10.020 --> 02:08:14.740 Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, yes! 02:08:15.660 --> 02:08:17.660 You're not done though. 02:08:20.180 --> 02:08:22.180 You're not done though. 02:08:25.620 --> 02:08:28.620 You could have dash grabbed and just run a little far. 02:08:32.620 --> 02:08:33.620 Oh my god! 02:08:41.620 --> 02:08:44.620 Two comps. 02:08:44.620 --> 02:08:47.620 Okay, you've nailed dash in auto combo. You've nailed it. 02:08:47.620 --> 02:08:49.620 I 02:08:52.060 --> 02:08:58.500 Offward try an R2 R2 heavy R2 circle circle 02:09:04.540 --> 02:09:08.740 Do take it easy man, I'm dying here. So you're gonna go it's he 02:09:09.820 --> 02:09:11.820 Yeah, we're not the sudden death it 02:09:12.380 --> 02:09:16.900 Why she circle? I don't know that. Oh that's a little like random swing 02:09:17.620 --> 02:09:19.620 Okay 02:09:22.140 --> 02:09:24.140 Yeah 02:09:24.460 --> 02:09:26.460 One 02:09:29.180 --> 02:09:31.180 Here it is here it is 02:09:32.180 --> 02:09:38.500 Five meter instantly for that did more help I guess because I had more help. Yeah, that's actually a cool balancing. Oh 02:09:39.460 --> 02:09:41.460 My god, you're getting your ass. Oh my god 02:09:42.100 --> 02:09:46.240 The auto-pom was crazy. What button is my square? 02:09:47.620 --> 02:09:49.620 It's it's not whatever your line of check is 02:09:52.500 --> 02:09:58.360 Like it all right yeah, I'm trying to find you but nothing was happening, so I don't really get there's R2 light R2 heavy 02:09:58.360 --> 02:10:00.360 R2 medium I think 02:10:00.780 --> 02:10:03.460 Okay, oh your house the clean your house 02:10:03.460 --> 02:10:07.020 I'm so confused. Yeah, you're using a level one right now 02:10:09.020 --> 02:10:11.020 Oh 02:10:17.620 --> 02:10:21.220 Damn and cocky about it. Okay. Let me look it up invincible 02:10:26.220 --> 02:10:33.700 Spamming to get my old top standing there in neutral. Yeah, you were just standing there 02:10:34.220 --> 02:10:39.660 Yeah, I'm just standing there because nothing's happening, but I have I have max bar 02:10:40.420 --> 02:10:42.420 Wait, do I play against host? 02:10:47.620 --> 02:10:51.740 Oh quarter circle forward 02:10:54.740 --> 02:11:01.460 It's different per character, I think it looks like it's quarter forward heavy though kind of works for most characters 02:11:05.380 --> 02:11:11.660 I just press one button and I would oh, I just looked it up. I haven't played it yet. You see 02:11:13.180 --> 02:11:16.220 You don't have full light out the Viltrum Empire 02:11:17.620 --> 02:11:19.620 I don't know why that was so funny. 02:11:23.620 --> 02:11:24.620 Chad, who's a gamer? Who knows? 02:11:24.620 --> 02:11:26.620 I can fl- Wait, I can fl- 02:11:26.620 --> 02:11:27.620 Who knows what's in here? 02:11:28.620 --> 02:11:29.620 Like, oh, true. 02:11:29.620 --> 02:11:30.620 How did you come up with that? 02:11:33.620 --> 02:11:35.620 R2 circle plus X. 02:11:36.620 --> 02:11:37.620 Okay, okay. 02:11:37.620 --> 02:11:38.620 I'm hearing word. 02:11:38.620 --> 02:11:42.620 Your super is R2 plus circle plus X. 02:11:44.620 --> 02:11:45.620 Or A and B. 02:11:45.620 --> 02:11:46.620 That is right. 02:11:46.620 --> 02:11:53.900 right yes that is right are two circle all three buttons yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 02:11:53.900 --> 02:11:57.100 but but when you have meter you have no meter in the bottom left you can see 02:11:57.100 --> 02:11:59.340 your meter 02:12:02.620 --> 02:12:12.900 damn that's a great shimmy that was a great shimmy toast I don't know either I 02:12:12.900 --> 02:12:15.300 I think you like teched in air and then got a counter. 02:12:20.420 --> 02:12:23.060 How do I like when do I even know when myself is over? 02:12:23.420 --> 02:12:26.940 You're a little over the word, but the the weakest of the vote from lights. 02:12:27.740 --> 02:12:29.860 Who's the strongest? 02:12:29.860 --> 02:12:33.460 Conquest, well, technically, the Empress drag, but he's not in this. 02:12:33.460 --> 02:12:35.500 I mean, I mean, so she's bad as hell. 02:12:39.180 --> 02:12:40.980 Well, you're really going vertical. 02:12:40.980 --> 02:12:42.980 I'm very I'm very 02:12:48.180 --> 02:12:50.180 I guess I'm done when I get you to the ground 02:12:55.220 --> 02:13:00.900 Yeah, it's your level one it's your level one. What do you mean my level one like there's a level two or yeah, yeah, yeah, there's 02:13:02.020 --> 02:13:07.940 Like meter and then you can expend all your meter for a bigger cop like a bigger server. There's more damage 02:13:08.500 --> 02:13:10.500 or less meter to do 02:13:10.980 --> 02:13:13.820 Anytime there's an animation. It's usually you using some super 02:13:14.700 --> 02:13:16.700 Got it 02:13:17.140 --> 02:13:19.140 And I think level one might just be 02:13:20.380 --> 02:13:22.380 Jack said it 02:13:22.580 --> 02:13:24.700 X plus circle plus a direction 02:13:29.380 --> 02:13:33.860 I'm against this wall and I'm gonna die. That's right. He used all meter 02:13:37.020 --> 02:13:39.020 They'll be blocks 02:13:40.980 --> 02:13:47.980 Yeah, he kind of hit you with a fighting game 101. 02:13:47.980 --> 02:13:52.980 Oh, no beast, I'm gonna have to bring up the big guy. 02:13:52.980 --> 02:13:53.980 Okay. 02:13:53.980 --> 02:13:54.980 I'll be back. 02:13:54.980 --> 02:13:55.980 Damn. 02:13:55.980 --> 02:13:56.980 Look at the log walk. 02:13:56.980 --> 02:13:57.980 Walk with aura. 02:13:57.980 --> 02:13:58.980 Yeah. 02:13:58.980 --> 02:13:59.980 Yo. 02:13:59.980 --> 02:14:00.980 Oh. 02:14:00.980 --> 02:14:01.980 Oh. 02:14:01.980 --> 02:14:02.980 Oh. 02:14:02.980 --> 02:14:03.980 Oh. 02:14:03.980 --> 02:14:04.980 Oh. 02:14:04.980 --> 02:14:05.980 Oh. 02:14:05.980 --> 02:14:06.980 Oh. 02:14:06.980 --> 02:14:07.980 Oh. 02:14:07.980 --> 02:14:08.980 Oh. 02:14:08.980 --> 02:14:09.980 Oh. 02:14:09.980 --> 02:14:11.980 Oh my god, I really just thought. 02:14:11.980 --> 02:14:12.980 Oh my god! 02:14:12.980 --> 02:14:14.980 Dude, this kid is brutal! 02:14:14.980 --> 02:14:15.980 Head! 02:14:15.980 --> 02:14:17.980 So no head. 02:14:17.980 --> 02:14:21.980 20 seconds, it might be the first game to end before OT. 02:14:21.980 --> 02:14:22.980 Oh my gosh! 02:14:22.980 --> 02:14:23.980 Oh my gosh! 02:14:23.980 --> 02:14:24.980 Connect! 02:14:24.980 --> 02:14:29.980 You still got one bar. 02:14:29.980 --> 02:14:31.980 Oh shoot. 02:14:37.980 --> 02:14:38.980 Look at me. 02:14:38.980 --> 02:14:45.600 Come on get it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I can look at the shimmy look at the neutral. This is high level 02:14:47.180 --> 02:14:52.840 That dashing grab look at that posturing a grab making him go forward cuz the grab 02:14:55.140 --> 02:14:57.140 You can win you can win keep the assault 02:14:58.860 --> 02:15:02.900 What a grab I love the second grab attempt he jumped out. Oh 02:15:02.900 --> 02:15:04.900 Oh 02:15:05.400 --> 02:15:09.820 Dash forward light doesn't confirm. It's right. She's so alive five seconds. She could end it 02:15:14.460 --> 02:15:16.460 She has a little three more seconds 02:15:18.900 --> 02:15:20.900 Dude 02:15:21.260 --> 02:15:25.420 Yeah, I mean you just you basically got punished floor spamming I 02:15:28.780 --> 02:15:32.020 See the vision are you getting the fighting game dream? 02:15:32.900 --> 02:15:34.340 Yeah, I did it. 02:15:34.340 --> 02:15:36.860 We haven't seen Sid in toast, right? 02:15:36.860 --> 02:15:37.740 Yeah, let's see it. 02:15:37.740 --> 02:15:38.240 No. 02:15:43.740 --> 02:15:44.700 Mods, can we get some Prez? 02:15:44.700 --> 02:15:45.380 I want to see this. 02:15:49.340 --> 02:15:50.180 I'm rolling on Sid. 02:15:53.700 --> 02:15:56.060 Sid, who has not won a single match? 02:15:56.060 --> 02:15:56.860 Yeah, but you practiced. 02:15:56.860 --> 02:15:58.220 You got reps. 02:15:58.220 --> 02:16:02.420 Mm, Mm, Jody, can you, yeah, thank you. 02:16:02.420 --> 02:16:06.160 You got some combos toes hop in 02:16:07.960 --> 02:16:10.640 again. Are you swapping the characters around? 02:16:11.560 --> 02:16:13.560 No, no, no, no, no, no. 02:16:22.800 --> 02:16:26.340 OK, who I wasn't I wasn't able to spectate last match because I was late. 02:16:26.340 --> 02:16:28.420 So I don't know who you're bringing in. 02:16:28.420 --> 02:16:31.420 He's the Viltramite trio. 02:16:31.420 --> 02:16:38.520 So you also have speedy lady. Yeah, but who's this guy Luke Luke Luke in Luke in he sucks. Oh 02:16:39.780 --> 02:16:41.780 He's the grappler, huh? 02:16:43.020 --> 02:16:45.020 Nice good tag 02:16:48.580 --> 02:16:52.060 My favorite thing in fighting games is once someone hits you with something and you do the same thing right after 02:16:52.780 --> 02:16:54.780 That's the most human thing ever 02:16:54.780 --> 02:16:56.780 I 02:17:04.260 --> 02:17:08.140 So much damage level one. Oh my gosh that did so much 02:17:10.260 --> 02:17:12.260 Yep now cringe about cringe about 02:17:22.220 --> 02:17:24.220 Yep 02:17:24.780 --> 02:17:26.780 Oh no, the lows. 02:17:28.460 --> 02:17:28.960 Yup. 02:17:30.620 --> 02:17:32.620 Beautiful. Where's the grab? Mixing the grab. 02:17:36.300 --> 02:17:37.020 You can block that. 02:17:37.020 --> 02:17:38.140 I blocked that. I blocked that. 02:17:38.140 --> 02:17:39.140 Oh, you were late, you were late. 02:17:39.140 --> 02:17:39.640 Okay. 02:17:39.640 --> 02:17:40.140 Into the exit. 02:17:40.140 --> 02:17:41.140 Good cross out. 02:17:41.140 --> 02:17:43.140 Into the combo. Oh, nice assist. 02:17:44.260 --> 02:17:44.760 He's low. 02:17:44.760 --> 02:17:46.260 Check this out though. Boom. Oh. 02:17:46.580 --> 02:17:47.180 He's low. 02:17:48.580 --> 02:17:49.580 I just gotta go for the angles. 02:17:49.580 --> 02:17:51.580 I'm not blocking this. I'm not blocking. I didn't block that. 02:17:51.580 --> 02:17:52.780 It's all right. Level one. Level one. 02:17:52.780 --> 02:17:53.900 You kill him with just your water. 02:17:54.780 --> 02:17:56.360 What are you doing? 02:17:56.360 --> 02:17:57.160 Keep walking. 02:17:57.160 --> 02:17:58.020 Come down. 02:17:58.020 --> 02:17:59.300 Nice. 02:17:59.300 --> 02:18:00.940 Retreat. 02:18:00.940 --> 02:18:03.060 You're impressive, but not enough. 02:18:03.060 --> 02:18:04.920 You overestimate your power. 02:18:04.920 --> 02:18:06.920 Got it. 02:18:06.920 --> 02:18:07.920 Whee. 02:18:07.920 --> 02:18:09.660 I'm getting out of here. 02:18:09.660 --> 02:18:10.960 Uh-oh. 02:18:10.960 --> 02:18:13.380 Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack. 02:18:13.380 --> 02:18:13.880 Out. 02:18:13.880 --> 02:18:15.780 Oh, my ankles. 02:18:15.780 --> 02:18:17.240 Ooh, oh, out. 02:18:17.240 --> 02:18:18.580 Oh, my ankles. 02:18:18.580 --> 02:18:19.460 He's in one trick. 02:18:19.460 --> 02:18:22.620 All he does is aerial into auto combo. 02:18:22.620 --> 02:18:23.820 He has no grab mixup. 02:18:23.820 --> 02:18:26.180 Your education, Beacon. 02:18:26.180 --> 02:18:28.020 Oh, more level two going. 02:18:28.020 --> 02:18:29.980 Smack, smack, smack. 02:18:31.320 --> 02:18:33.220 Into the ground. 02:18:33.220 --> 02:18:35.820 Damn. 02:18:35.820 --> 02:18:37.380 And then I get out of here because I'm scared. 02:18:37.380 --> 02:18:38.120 I like that. Oh, my God. 02:18:38.120 --> 02:18:40.520 I can't wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 02:18:40.520 --> 02:18:41.520 Oh, the swap. I was brazen. 02:18:41.520 --> 02:18:42.880 Not who I thought. 02:18:44.920 --> 02:18:47.280 Oh, you're trying to go out of these breaking in, though. 02:18:47.280 --> 02:18:49.380 Yeah, I was trying to go battle these. 02:18:51.980 --> 02:18:53.420 Fireball. 02:18:53.420 --> 02:18:57.200 Water gun stay out of the air come down fireball soft setting fireballs 02:19:05.180 --> 02:19:07.180 Oh, yeah, that's gonna be huge 02:19:09.340 --> 02:19:13.340 You almost have a level three. Oh, oh frick. Oh frickin heck. Oh, that's a level two 02:19:18.060 --> 02:19:19.900 Oh 02:19:19.900 --> 02:19:21.180 Oh my god, your head. 02:19:21.180 --> 02:19:23.340 Beast mode, beast mode, beast mode, one character left. 02:19:23.340 --> 02:19:29.260 Now you fight the strongest of the Viltramites. 02:19:29.260 --> 02:19:32.140 I like how the shirt rips. 02:19:32.140 --> 02:19:34.140 Uh oh. 02:19:34.140 --> 02:19:36.140 Get out of there! 02:19:36.140 --> 02:19:37.100 Oh my god, he's crushing you. 02:19:37.100 --> 02:19:39.100 He's crushing you in the air. 02:19:39.100 --> 02:19:41.580 The air is killing me. 02:19:41.580 --> 02:19:42.780 I'm not much of an air player. 02:19:42.780 --> 02:19:43.780 I don't know if you can tell. 02:19:43.780 --> 02:19:44.820 Yeah, you need an anti-air. 02:19:44.820 --> 02:19:45.300 What was that? 02:19:45.300 --> 02:19:46.420 That was like a super. 02:19:46.420 --> 02:19:48.340 I don't even know. 02:19:48.340 --> 02:19:54.220 like armor oh yeah he he has an armor armor move what is it I don't know you 02:19:54.220 --> 02:19:57.220 just did it it's probably heavy 02:19:57.220 --> 02:20:00.220 oh my god 02:20:03.740 --> 02:20:15.500 just say no to Viltramites what the heck you also have mm-hmm yep oh my gosh 02:20:15.500 --> 02:20:18.940 tag tag tag tag uh-oh i'm stuck i'm stuck 02:20:24.620 --> 02:20:28.540 you have so much meter you have to use it yeah that's a level three that's a level three 02:20:34.700 --> 02:20:40.700 damn you sold meter keep the pressure keep the pressure i'm not dead uh-oh so close though so 02:20:40.700 --> 02:20:42.700 I have to get in! 02:20:42.700 --> 02:20:43.700 I have to get in! 02:20:43.700 --> 02:20:44.700 I have to get in! 02:20:46.700 --> 02:20:47.700 Oh, oh! 02:20:47.700 --> 02:20:48.700 No! 02:20:49.700 --> 02:20:50.700 No! 02:20:50.700 --> 02:20:51.700 No! 02:20:51.700 --> 02:20:52.700 No! 02:20:52.700 --> 02:20:53.700 No! 02:20:53.700 --> 02:20:54.700 No! 02:20:54.700 --> 02:20:56.700 It's okay, it's okay. 02:20:56.700 --> 02:20:57.700 You're still in. 02:20:57.700 --> 02:20:58.700 Four seconds. 02:20:58.700 --> 02:20:59.700 You can close this. 02:21:00.700 --> 02:21:02.700 Hit it with an aerial. 02:21:02.700 --> 02:21:03.700 Hang up! 02:21:05.700 --> 02:21:07.700 I thought this was intense. 02:21:07.700 --> 02:21:08.700 Oh my gosh! 02:21:08.700 --> 02:21:09.700 He healed so much. 02:21:09.700 --> 02:21:11.700 Yeah. 02:21:11.700 --> 02:21:15.700 Not us lobbing projectiles at each other. 02:21:15.700 --> 02:21:17.700 Okay. 02:21:17.700 --> 02:21:19.700 No, no, no, no. 02:21:19.700 --> 02:21:25.700 Oh my gosh, the flying has been brutal. 02:21:25.700 --> 02:21:31.700 The flying is brutal, I need to get my anti air for him. 02:21:31.700 --> 02:21:33.700 Whee. 02:21:33.700 --> 02:21:37.700 He blinded one eye? 02:21:37.700 --> 02:21:43.640 He looked like he had glaucoma, oh that's Todd that affects millions 02:21:46.680 --> 02:21:48.680 All right, come in 02:21:52.100 --> 02:21:56.900 Hey, let me speak. Oh shocks wait, are you in? No, I'm in I'm in I'm in okay 02:22:04.820 --> 02:22:06.820 Whoa silly man 02:22:07.700 --> 02:22:09.700 I'm going to get him now. 02:22:09.700 --> 02:22:11.700 Pretty. 02:22:11.700 --> 02:22:15.700 Oh, patient player. 02:22:19.700 --> 02:22:21.700 Bad jump. 02:22:23.700 --> 02:22:25.700 Okay. 02:22:25.700 --> 02:22:27.700 I'm understanding. 02:22:27.700 --> 02:22:31.700 Oh my god, my range is so crazy short. 02:22:31.700 --> 02:22:33.700 Mm-hmm. 02:22:33.700 --> 02:22:49.220 I grabbed. Oh, the hug. 02:22:49.220 --> 02:23:02.700 That's bad. That's bad. That's bad for me. 02:23:02.700 --> 02:23:03.660 Am I getting old? 02:23:03.660 --> 02:23:04.940 This guy just flies. 02:23:06.860 --> 02:23:07.700 Dude, yeah. 02:23:07.700 --> 02:23:08.540 All right, see you later. 02:23:08.540 --> 02:23:09.540 It's kind of insane. 02:23:11.820 --> 02:23:13.180 This is crazy. 02:23:15.620 --> 02:23:16.460 Bye bye. 02:23:18.340 --> 02:23:19.180 Oh, God. 02:23:26.540 --> 02:23:29.020 Oh, my flying days are over. 02:23:29.020 --> 02:23:29.860 You're dead. 02:23:29.860 --> 02:23:31.860 Ah 02:23:31.860 --> 02:23:33.860 Wait 02:23:33.980 --> 02:23:34.980 That doesn't do it! 02:23:34.980 --> 02:23:36.980 Oh, thanks for you just slinging me around 02:23:37.480 --> 02:23:38.480 That doesn't do it! 02:23:38.480 --> 02:23:39.480 You bitch slapped me! 02:23:39.480 --> 02:23:39.980 I got you! 02:23:39.980 --> 02:23:41.480 You bitch slapped me! 02:23:41.480 --> 02:23:43.480 You need your health back up that same though 02:23:45.740 --> 02:23:47.740 Save the lobby, bro 02:23:54.860 --> 02:23:55.860 There we go 02:23:55.860 --> 02:23:59.480 Wait dude, do we all know that the purple bar is your recoverable health if you tag out? 02:23:59.480 --> 02:24:02.700 No, oh, I'm not I don't even know how to tag out 02:24:03.440 --> 02:24:10.120 Okay, that's L one and L two to and hold it to attack people out your purple health is really recoverable 02:24:13.480 --> 02:24:15.480 Yeah, best to do it before you die 02:24:17.760 --> 02:24:19.760 Yep, there you go. Wow attack 02:24:25.640 --> 02:24:27.640 Right at the 02:24:27.640 --> 02:24:37.640 Yeah, back out. 02:24:37.640 --> 02:24:40.640 You said L one and L two tag out. 02:24:40.640 --> 02:24:41.640 Yeah. 02:24:41.640 --> 02:24:42.640 What are you playing on? 02:24:42.640 --> 02:24:43.640 Are you playing on fight pad? 02:24:43.640 --> 02:24:44.640 You have five seconds. 02:24:44.640 --> 02:24:45.640 You see it in the top right. 02:24:45.640 --> 02:24:46.640 You can't switch out yet. 02:24:46.640 --> 02:24:47.640 And there it is. 02:24:47.640 --> 02:24:48.640 And there it is. 02:24:48.640 --> 02:24:49.640 Now both your asses get beat. 02:24:49.640 --> 02:24:50.640 Not my super. 02:24:50.640 --> 02:24:57.080 and there it is and there it is now both your asses get beat not my super 02:24:57.880 --> 02:24:59.880 is it OT? 02:25:00.880 --> 02:25:02.880 no no it's your last character 02:25:10.160 --> 02:25:13.160 why do so many uptoes characters bitch slap? 02:25:13.160 --> 02:25:17.160 you think you just read them and picked all the ones that did? 02:25:17.160 --> 02:25:20.160 I like the back end characters 02:25:50.640 --> 02:25:52.200 in Super Smash Brothers, right? 02:25:52.200 --> 02:25:53.300 Get a life, dude. 02:25:53.300 --> 02:25:57.480 So I thought you guys were going to compliment me for that. 02:25:57.480 --> 02:25:59.800 Not really the response I was looking for. 02:25:59.800 --> 02:26:00.800 I think it's pretty cool. 02:26:00.800 --> 02:26:02.680 Who would you play, Lenn? 02:26:02.680 --> 02:26:05.960 I played Jigglypuff and I was top 15 this season in Arizona. 02:26:05.960 --> 02:26:06.960 Wow. 02:26:06.960 --> 02:26:07.960 That is pretty cool. 02:26:07.960 --> 02:26:08.960 Not going to lie. 02:26:08.960 --> 02:26:11.480 Which was one of the top 50 states in the country, so. 02:26:11.480 --> 02:26:12.480 OK. 02:26:12.480 --> 02:26:13.480 Oh, 50 states, yeah. 02:26:13.480 --> 02:26:14.480 Yeah, what? 02:26:14.480 --> 02:26:17.200 Of all 50, of course. 02:26:20.640 --> 02:26:23.180 Wait, did Toast, did you want to spectate? 02:26:23.180 --> 02:26:25.180 Uh, yes. 02:26:25.180 --> 02:26:26.180 Are you not in? 02:26:26.180 --> 02:26:27.180 Are you in? 02:26:27.180 --> 02:26:28.180 Let me go Lobby. 02:26:28.180 --> 02:26:29.180 I don't think he's in. 02:26:29.180 --> 02:26:30.180 I'll go Lobby, I'll go Lobby. 02:26:30.180 --> 02:26:31.180 You know what, Jake? 02:26:31.180 --> 02:26:37.300 I'm just gonna see the voice of Cecil and then he said I want to be Omni-Man until 02:26:37.300 --> 02:26:39.300 they gave it to him. 02:26:39.300 --> 02:26:41.900 I don't know that. 02:26:41.900 --> 02:26:43.900 I did not. 02:26:43.900 --> 02:26:47.220 If you like these invincible facts, subscribe for more. 02:26:47.220 --> 02:26:49.380 Are you in, Toast? 02:26:49.900 --> 02:26:51.900 Yeah, I'm all right 02:26:53.580 --> 02:26:55.580 What is it heavy? 02:26:55.740 --> 02:27:03.660 Circle so square is light triangles medium circles heavy. Oh your triangles your overhead your x is 02:27:04.980 --> 02:27:06.980 special 02:27:08.760 --> 02:27:11.620 So it does some sort of like it like try it right now for sex 02:27:13.340 --> 02:27:15.340 It's like this longer overhead 02:27:15.340 --> 02:27:24.540 Mine's just this longer over here, and that's nice or it X is heavy. I see. Oh, okay. Cool. There's just compost 02:27:35.660 --> 02:27:39.620 So you can't block a grab no no you have to grab grab or jump out of a grab. Yeah 02:27:39.620 --> 02:27:45.220 Yeah. So press square and S when he's pressing square and S. 02:27:45.220 --> 02:27:47.220 Oh, okay. Like a parry. Yeah. 02:27:47.220 --> 02:27:51.220 How, how, uh, oh, now he's mixing you up, so. 02:27:51.220 --> 02:27:55.220 Okay, that's, you couldn't succeed there. 02:27:55.220 --> 02:28:00.220 Wait, so swap out, swap out. If you press L, uh, L1 or R2, so you see how you have that purple health? 02:28:00.220 --> 02:28:03.220 If you press, um, I don't know how to do it. 02:28:03.220 --> 02:28:05.220 Yeah, so now you swap, you see how it's charging in the top? 02:28:05.220 --> 02:28:06.220 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:28:06.220 --> 02:28:08.220 You're getting your health back while this happens. 02:28:08.740 --> 02:28:10.740 Okay 02:28:14.300 --> 02:28:16.300 Sorry, I thought you were done talking 02:28:17.020 --> 02:28:19.020 battle base 02:28:19.940 --> 02:28:21.940 dude quiz 02:28:25.060 --> 02:28:27.060 Yeah, battle beast is insane 02:28:27.060 --> 02:28:39.620 But I did not shrew so like I'm doing this to close the distance, but then I don't have 02:28:39.620 --> 02:28:43.560 enough time at oh my gosh that was crazy I don't have enough time to hit after usually 02:28:43.560 --> 02:28:50.560 So you have time to do something in between? 02:28:50.560 --> 02:28:57.560 What's my d- oh yeah, one. 02:28:57.560 --> 02:29:03.560 So then I would do this. 02:29:03.560 --> 02:29:04.560 Not him! 02:29:04.560 --> 02:29:07.560 Anybody but him! 02:29:07.560 --> 02:29:12.560 I see that's how you break this. 02:29:12.560 --> 02:29:15.560 Nice good grab. 02:29:15.560 --> 02:29:17.560 Nice grab. 02:29:23.560 --> 02:29:25.560 Oh no. 02:29:25.560 --> 02:29:28.560 Not the corner. 02:29:28.560 --> 02:29:31.560 And why is the corner bad? Like why can't I just sit here and block? 02:29:31.560 --> 02:29:33.560 Cause then I can mix up grabs. 02:29:33.560 --> 02:29:34.560 I see. 02:29:34.560 --> 02:29:37.840 And we will just you should watch your back up 02:29:48.240 --> 02:29:50.240 And then I think it resets a neutral yeah 02:29:52.040 --> 02:29:55.280 And then the dash is a good thing cuz it just mixes up your spacing 02:29:56.960 --> 02:30:00.200 And then forward X is really good at this guy cuz you close the whole distance 02:30:01.640 --> 02:30:03.640 Oh, like let my literal movement 02:30:04.560 --> 02:30:06.560 Wait, now I'm on 5-9-4. 02:30:11.360 --> 02:30:13.360 Nice. Yeah, that was huge. 02:30:14.560 --> 02:30:16.960 It's a super. Great. That was great. Everything you do is great. 02:30:24.640 --> 02:30:26.640 This is gonna hurt. 02:30:31.760 --> 02:30:33.760 Oh, what a grab! 02:30:34.560 --> 02:30:39.920 Um if if I gravel you grab when we do the thing then who grabs the book, okay? 02:30:45.200 --> 02:30:47.200 Oh I 02:30:47.440 --> 02:30:49.600 Can they do the thing? 02:30:51.800 --> 02:30:57.360 I've lost wow one of the right. Okay. Thank God. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're all 02:31:04.560 --> 02:31:12.500 Good blocks, okay, okay, oh it's me time to clutch 02:31:14.900 --> 02:31:18.040 Yeah, I think I can look in there increasing that if we want oh 02:31:21.440 --> 02:31:23.440 What range you have 02:31:34.560 --> 02:31:37.560 I did not block that. 02:31:37.560 --> 02:31:38.240 What? 02:31:38.240 --> 02:31:39.380 Oh, I haven't seen this one yet. 02:31:39.380 --> 02:31:39.880 Whoa. 02:31:46.540 --> 02:31:47.040 No way. 02:31:47.040 --> 02:31:48.040 That was me. 02:31:48.040 --> 02:31:49.040 That was me. 02:31:49.040 --> 02:31:52.060 I've never been so disappointed in someone. 02:31:55.700 --> 02:31:57.400 Who's that? 02:31:57.400 --> 02:31:57.900 Adam Eve. 02:31:57.900 --> 02:31:59.380 That is Adam Eve. 02:31:59.380 --> 02:32:00.260 That is her. 02:32:04.560 --> 02:32:09.520 Alright, what's what's next? What what what have we done? We've done everything, right? 02:32:10.800 --> 02:32:12.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah 02:32:14.760 --> 02:32:17.480 Take me out take me out. Yeah, okay 02:32:18.680 --> 02:32:22.440 Should we do a me and a Jody again me and a you know? 02:32:22.720 --> 02:32:27.600 Yeah, we got a warm-up now. Now it's now we do around Robin. That's my fingers hurt 02:32:27.600 --> 02:32:30.600 Okay, I'll try to explain to you how do you guys swap tours? 02:32:30.600 --> 02:32:32.600 Is that a silly question? 02:32:32.600 --> 02:32:38.600 No, you press the three bar button or like whatever's in your top right. 02:32:38.600 --> 02:32:40.600 Oh, you went to options and like selected it. 02:32:40.600 --> 02:32:41.600 I see, I see. 02:32:41.600 --> 02:32:44.600 Yeah, then I went to load out and then I see, I see. 02:32:44.600 --> 02:32:45.600 Okay, I'm just on my characters. 02:32:45.600 --> 02:32:46.600 Yeah, you guys go ahead and play. 02:32:46.600 --> 02:32:47.600 Okay. 02:32:47.600 --> 02:32:48.600 Okay. 02:32:48.600 --> 02:32:49.600 Okay. 02:32:49.600 --> 02:32:50.600 Let's go. 02:32:50.600 --> 02:32:51.600 Who's fire? 02:32:51.600 --> 02:32:52.600 Can you do it? 02:32:52.600 --> 02:32:53.600 Two be two? 02:32:53.600 --> 02:32:54.600 No, right? 02:32:54.600 --> 02:33:22.880 I have four and four so my my right oh no no I have four and five my left pinky is not 02:33:22.880 --> 02:33:26.160 touching anything, but everything on my right hand is touching something. 02:33:26.480 --> 02:33:27.880 Yeah, who do I play? 02:33:27.880 --> 02:33:29.760 I'm going to try to play like that. 02:33:29.760 --> 02:33:32.160 Well, I can't now. 02:33:32.160 --> 02:33:33.560 Call me how you please. 02:33:33.560 --> 02:33:34.560 OK. 02:33:36.720 --> 02:33:38.440 Anyway, you want to play is fine. 02:33:48.120 --> 02:33:50.120 Cecil. OK. 02:33:52.880 --> 02:34:03.480 play Allen. I keep trying to go when it's not my turn. I'm overzealous. Learning turns 02:34:03.480 --> 02:34:12.840 I think is very hard. I just want to go all the time. Yeah. Just let me go all the time. 02:34:12.840 --> 02:34:19.880 The character I'm playing is also very fast, which makes it hard. Oh, you can't spectate 02:34:19.880 --> 02:34:25.960 mid. Okay. Oh, okay, I'm just 02:34:25.960 --> 02:34:27.200 clapping you because I don't 02:34:27.200 --> 02:34:27.960 remember. I shouldn't have done 02:34:27.960 --> 02:34:32.720 that. It works. The clap works. 02:34:33.480 --> 02:34:34.760 Oh, I'm on my because of my 02:34:34.760 --> 02:34:37.200 buttons are on. That makes a lot 02:34:37.200 --> 02:34:41.040 of sense. I want to just go to 02:34:41.080 --> 02:34:42.120 I want to go to like a training 02:34:42.120 --> 02:34:43.360 session. I just want to see. 02:34:45.560 --> 02:34:45.920 Yeah. 02:34:45.920 --> 02:35:11.240 I just want to see what people Kate does I wish I could say that it was I just want 02:35:11.240 --> 02:35:17.880 What's an easy combo and a super oh so much blood 02:35:21.940 --> 02:35:23.940 Okay, just like 02:35:41.240 --> 02:35:43.240 Wait, what? What was that? 02:35:43.240 --> 02:35:49.240 Oh, okay, not my turn, not my turn, but not my turn. 02:35:55.240 --> 02:35:57.240 Okay. 02:36:01.240 --> 02:36:03.240 Oh, no! 02:36:07.240 --> 02:36:09.240 This is gonna hurt! 02:36:09.240 --> 02:36:11.240 I know I also have that in my brain. 02:36:11.240 --> 02:36:13.240 Yeah, we're saying it a lot. 02:36:13.240 --> 02:36:15.240 No! 02:36:15.240 --> 02:36:17.240 Oh my god, this is gonna hurt! 02:36:17.240 --> 02:36:19.240 This is gonna hurt! 02:36:19.240 --> 02:36:21.240 So these are all the supers. 02:36:23.240 --> 02:36:25.240 So I feel like I'm supposed to do... 02:36:25.240 --> 02:36:27.240 So this is EX, right? 02:36:27.240 --> 02:36:31.240 Okay, fireball! 02:36:31.240 --> 02:36:33.240 Fireball! 02:36:33.240 --> 02:36:35.240 Yeah, I'm uh... 02:36:35.240 --> 02:36:37.240 You kicked that rock in there? 02:36:37.240 --> 02:36:43.960 do I kick the rocket here I thought you're going to kick it at me 02:36:47.960 --> 02:36:58.000 oh yummy oh you do special with heavy it's yes really just I'm beating you with 02:36:58.000 --> 02:37:02.600 this with hole yeah I have no one to tag in either I don't know how to hang your 02:37:02.600 --> 02:37:05.300 I'm just I'm just I'm just oh my god 02:37:06.980 --> 02:37:11.360 It's more like that was that special right what what was that? Oh, it's 02:37:12.360 --> 02:37:18.260 My circle was like old to say your bar. Yeah, this is my bar. I'm using my bar. Cool 02:37:18.680 --> 02:37:23.040 Here bars insane business thing. It's a whole movie cut scene for that 02:37:27.400 --> 02:37:29.400 I don't know how to 02:37:29.400 --> 02:37:36.440 I want to do like a launcher that'd be damaged to me even if I block it or I think even if 02:37:36.440 --> 02:37:42.640 you block things take a time like a little bit of damage oh my god the health differential 02:37:42.640 --> 02:37:50.640 is disgusting oh me falling to the ground after taking a little bit of water it doesn't 02:37:50.640 --> 02:37:58.300 That's kind of fun wait, why do I take down is it like I take damage if I'm not dead 02:37:58.300 --> 02:38:06.120 actively yeah sudden death like oh that's kind of fire so it just ticks my house 02:38:06.120 --> 02:38:18.760 part of that's kind of fire this time I'd be the best guy ever okay okay so 02:38:18.760 --> 02:38:25.960 down circles my launcher and then she follows the launcher wait how do I not 02:38:25.960 --> 02:38:36.160 follow it how do I follow it oh wait what do we do okay you just 02:38:36.160 --> 02:38:38.660 I can return to lobby, but I don't know if it let me 02:38:39.900 --> 02:38:46.160 Can you follow a super okay, Sydney locking? Okay, maybe um, maybe let in oh 02:38:48.920 --> 02:38:52.860 Maybe let in toast can fight and we can fight what up squad. Yeah, I'm down 02:38:54.460 --> 02:38:59.580 Cuz we accidentally started another one. Wait, can you add me? Can you have me to the group toast? I left by accident? 02:39:00.300 --> 02:39:02.460 Well, I love to practice this phone. Oh 02:39:03.180 --> 02:39:05.520 Wait, I was too gross wet 02:39:06.160 --> 02:39:09.160 All right, I'll invite you, brother. 02:39:16.160 --> 02:39:19.160 I'm gonna make a lobby, create a lobby. 02:39:23.160 --> 02:39:25.160 The music is so good. 02:39:26.160 --> 02:39:29.160 You're just slowly doing Pee-don't. 02:39:36.160 --> 02:39:38.160 I 02:39:43.120 --> 02:39:45.120 Don't invite your ass oh 02:39:47.560 --> 02:39:51.320 Interesting I can do it. Oh, I see the combo if you can do it through steam. Oh 02:39:57.240 --> 02:40:00.560 No, I see a lobby key don't the lobbies invite only 02:40:03.560 --> 02:40:05.560 I'm too stupid 02:40:06.160 --> 02:40:08.160 I can figure this out. I'm a streamer. 02:40:08.720 --> 02:40:12.480 Watch game. Invite to watch. I don't want to invite him to watch. 02:40:13.560 --> 02:40:15.560 Some cockshit. 02:40:19.800 --> 02:40:25.980 It must be like an invite point, I'm missing. Oh, there you go. I got you. I got it. 02:40:29.880 --> 02:40:31.880 Okay, who are you playing with? 02:40:31.880 --> 02:40:39.880 I got I got a robot. I have to get out of this lot. I have to get out of battle beast 02:40:43.320 --> 02:40:45.320 Like playing as battle beast or getting your ass beat 02:40:46.680 --> 02:40:48.880 Getting my ass beat by battle beast. Yeah 02:40:51.160 --> 02:40:55.280 Like his rush down is just fucking insane and I keep accidentally switching to the wrong 02:40:57.040 --> 02:40:59.040 Your duplicate 02:41:01.880 --> 02:41:08.020 No too very close there you go I keep switching to the wrong person 02:41:13.280 --> 02:41:15.780 Oh, I'm trying to work on that 02:41:20.540 --> 02:41:22.540 Overpowered 02:41:22.540 --> 02:41:24.540 I 02:41:25.140 --> 02:41:31.820 Guys John's thing can my words is called hip-hop this tactile switch. Oh my light so nice 02:41:34.780 --> 02:41:37.980 Well, let's back me oh this is an assist. Oh 02:41:40.100 --> 02:41:42.100 Yeah, I'm that guy 02:41:46.940 --> 02:41:48.940 How is this not hitting you 02:41:48.940 --> 02:41:53.940 Oh, my God. 02:41:53.940 --> 02:41:54.940 That was... 02:41:54.940 --> 02:41:55.940 Dude, you're a terrorist. 02:41:55.940 --> 02:41:56.940 What? 02:41:56.940 --> 02:41:59.940 How am I not blocking this? 02:41:59.940 --> 02:42:00.940 Oh, crap. 02:42:00.940 --> 02:42:09.940 I'm gonna hold him back in there, dear. 02:42:09.940 --> 02:42:22.940 back up back it up you too. Oh my god. Wait, I have it. I have it. I have it. I know how 02:42:22.940 --> 02:42:29.940 to get out of this. What? Whoa. Oh my god. What is that? Man's in the lab. Wait, am I 02:42:29.940 --> 02:42:36.940 just dead? No. Wait, was that me doing that? Are you doing it? I should be doing that. 02:42:36.940 --> 02:42:41.580 No, it'll take more than that 02:42:47.580 --> 02:42:51.220 There's just two giant meds eating 02:42:56.380 --> 02:42:58.380 My blocking 02:42:58.380 --> 02:43:00.380 I 02:43:00.860 --> 02:43:07.120 Tell the sudden death comes so fast, but I guess it doesn't I can increase the time 02:43:08.280 --> 02:43:10.280 It's not 02:43:25.860 --> 02:43:27.860 Okay, so actually practice 02:43:28.380 --> 02:43:30.380 Mark was so wrong about you 02:43:35.020 --> 02:43:37.020 Done 02:43:42.660 --> 02:43:46.760 Oh my god, you're acting so crazy. Oh my god 02:43:49.260 --> 02:43:54.060 Actually, I don't know if you can I was always I don't know where you 02:43:54.060 --> 02:44:08.760 who is 02:44:08.760 --> 02:44:09.760 I'm gonna buy. 02:44:09.760 --> 02:44:12.760 What does this mean? 02:44:12.760 --> 02:44:14.760 Who are you? 02:44:14.760 --> 02:44:16.760 Who am I? 02:44:16.760 --> 02:44:18.760 Omni-man. 02:44:18.760 --> 02:44:20.760 I like Omni-man. 02:44:20.760 --> 02:44:22.760 Oh. 02:44:22.760 --> 02:44:24.760 Oh, I see. 02:44:24.760 --> 02:44:26.760 So you don't... 02:44:26.760 --> 02:44:28.760 You can't block a thing without it. 02:44:28.760 --> 02:44:30.760 Oh, she's weird. 02:44:30.760 --> 02:44:32.760 Oh my god. 02:44:32.760 --> 02:44:34.760 Oh 02:44:47.480 --> 02:44:50.040 I'm downloaded. I'm downloaded. I'm downloaded. He downloaded 02:44:50.040 --> 02:44:52.040 hahahaha 02:44:56.140 --> 02:44:56.640 oh 02:45:00.540 --> 02:45:01.040 ow 02:45:01.040 --> 02:45:01.540 Jesus 02:45:01.540 --> 02:45:03.640 I really tried to understand what I'm doing 02:45:04.040 --> 02:45:04.940 couldn't tell you 02:45:06.940 --> 02:45:07.440 oh nice 02:45:07.440 --> 02:45:08.740 oh wait airmen it was blocking 02:45:08.740 --> 02:45:10.540 I don't even know how I'm clapping on you 02:45:10.540 --> 02:45:11.240 oh I see it 02:45:15.440 --> 02:45:17.040 wow, I can't believe you can go after that 02:45:17.440 --> 02:45:18.640 dude, where's that snap 02:45:18.640 --> 02:45:19.640 that's not so good 02:45:50.040 --> 02:45:53.400 I just think blacked it like bounced over it 02:46:02.120 --> 02:46:04.120 Okay, got the sis cool 02:46:20.040 --> 02:46:33.920 that grapples okay yeah yeah 02:46:33.920 --> 02:46:38.320 oh nice assist 02:46:38.320 --> 02:46:43.760 oops I keep forgetting to block really continue I have to hold block 02:46:43.760 --> 02:47:05.300 oh oh no that breaks it give none for eight seconds oh no no tag bullshit here 02:47:05.300 --> 02:47:07.300 Nice armor 02:47:21.420 --> 02:47:24.220 It's just like a part of my bar, but he blocked it all 02:47:29.700 --> 02:47:34.500 Like the other yeah, you need like a safe spot to switch 02:47:35.300 --> 02:47:37.300 Did you I can't think of the other guy 02:47:38.220 --> 02:47:41.740 So you might be hitting L1 and you need to be hitting L2 02:47:45.300 --> 02:47:47.300 I just talked it oh my god 02:47:58.980 --> 02:48:00.980 Yeah, who you like end on is 02:48:00.980 --> 02:48:12.860 important duplicate don't let me down you are now watching a high win rate player 02:48:12.860 --> 02:48:19.980 Oh, this is gonna hurt. Wait, this might kill me. Oh, no, it didn't. 02:48:19.980 --> 02:48:28.780 That's not blocking. Oh, I'm trying to catch you. 02:48:28.780 --> 02:48:34.180 I'm fighting. I lowkey forgot I could do that until that very moment. 02:48:34.180 --> 02:48:36.180 Yeah, yeah. 02:48:36.180 --> 02:48:38.180 I 02:48:42.180 --> 02:48:44.180 Was fired 02:48:47.700 --> 02:48:49.700 Team rocks 02:48:52.020 --> 02:48:59.100 Do you love me a good fight? Oh my god, I'm gonna hit rich rematch. We could do a best of three two down 02:48:59.100 --> 02:49:27.440 You're such a patient player are what's the like you just you're blocking all the time 02:49:27.440 --> 02:49:33.340 time. Oh, I thought that's what he said to do. I don't play like Sean is what you're 02:49:33.340 --> 02:49:38.080 trying to say. Yeah, Sean Sean's motto is I didn't pay 60 bucks to block. 02:49:38.080 --> 02:49:54.640 I don't get I can't oh there we go 02:50:24.640 --> 02:50:31.320 5 minutes and he's now the greatest player to touch his controller I want to see this 02:50:31.320 --> 02:50:38.480 tutorial the tag section would tell you everything he does triple tags and genuinely 02:50:38.480 --> 02:50:45.480 He gets my full meter. 02:50:45.480 --> 02:50:46.480 No! 02:50:46.480 --> 02:50:47.480 My battle beast is dead! 02:50:47.480 --> 02:50:50.480 May the better battle beast win. 02:50:50.480 --> 02:50:51.480 Counterattack? 02:50:51.480 --> 02:51:01.480 Oh boy, it's counterattacking. 02:51:01.480 --> 02:51:12.920 I'm going to hear come to me in my dreams. 02:51:12.920 --> 02:51:13.920 Yeah. 02:51:13.920 --> 02:51:14.920 What is the button? 02:51:14.920 --> 02:51:27.840 I don't understand how I'm supposed to get out of this spam combo. 02:51:27.840 --> 02:51:29.800 I genuinely don't understand. 02:51:29.800 --> 02:51:41.400 stand when it's my turn. Okay. Okay. I think I also I I downward grabbed you. I don't know 02:51:41.400 --> 02:51:44.200 if that does anything or like prevent anything. 02:51:47.880 --> 02:51:53.320 Can I do? Ow. Fireball. I'm just trying to keep you away from me. 02:51:55.240 --> 02:51:59.000 I'm trying to see if I have anything. I'm just bleeding from these blocks. 02:51:59.800 --> 02:52:14.480 I'm ready. Let's see if I can bite you. Oh, oh. Yeah, he's like the most insane rushdown 02:52:14.480 --> 02:52:22.460 ever. But where do I make my characters though? I think you can press start in the lobby 02:52:22.460 --> 02:52:27.260 screen and then pick loadout. Okay, okay, I can do the lobby screen. No, I was not 02:52:27.260 --> 02:52:41.420 blocking the shame would have made a great guardian are you guys in one 02:52:41.420 --> 02:52:45.820 already yeah yeah what about the start one 02:52:45.820 --> 02:52:59.020 I feel like I'm going up against Daigo Oh, thank you. 02:52:59.020 --> 02:53:05.500 I don't think I'm going to accept this. 02:53:05.500 --> 02:53:07.300 Oh, hang on. 02:53:07.300 --> 02:53:11.300 Oh, it starts auto on my bed. 02:53:11.300 --> 02:53:12.260 Uh, shift tab. 02:53:15.460 --> 02:53:16.700 Oh, oh, oh, perfect. 02:53:16.700 --> 02:53:19.860 So, wait, is counter-tag, is counter-tag holding? 02:53:20.500 --> 02:53:22.300 L2, is counter-tag holding? 02:53:22.540 --> 02:53:25.220 Actually, counter-tag, I was doing R2, L2, is that right? 02:53:29.060 --> 02:53:30.100 Are you, are you guys spectating? 02:53:30.660 --> 02:53:31.160 Yep. 02:53:31.820 --> 02:53:32.900 I'm in, let's see this. 02:53:33.580 --> 02:53:34.940 You have to time counter-tagging? 02:53:35.420 --> 02:53:37.060 I don't like spam shit. 02:53:41.300 --> 02:53:43.300 Oh 02:53:46.260 --> 02:53:49.180 You swapped your treat your team, yeah 02:53:52.340 --> 02:53:54.340 Hopp baddies whoa 02:54:04.220 --> 02:54:06.220 Oh a little counter tag 02:54:06.220 --> 02:54:14.220 this looks wildly different than uh jr i was just gonna say oh this this is so 02:54:14.220 --> 02:54:18.940 different than how you know currently playing yeah i learned that 02:54:21.740 --> 02:54:23.820 wait where's my rock armor i'm just a man 02:54:33.740 --> 02:54:34.380 i'm the man 02:54:36.220 --> 02:54:38.220 Oh 02:54:43.140 --> 02:54:45.140 So many tags happening here 02:54:48.900 --> 02:54:50.900 Oh, I should have onion punished 02:54:55.340 --> 02:54:57.260 What a grab. Oh nice 02:55:03.060 --> 02:55:05.060 Good good break 02:55:06.220 --> 02:55:11.220 Oh god, you're so fast. 02:55:11.220 --> 02:55:16.220 Oh, it's so cool. 02:55:16.220 --> 02:55:18.220 Yeah, I do forget school. 02:55:18.220 --> 02:55:19.220 Oh my gosh. 02:55:19.220 --> 02:55:20.220 The break. 02:55:20.220 --> 02:55:21.220 Yeah. 02:55:21.220 --> 02:55:22.220 The break of my active attack. 02:55:22.220 --> 02:55:23.220 Great, that was sick. 02:55:23.220 --> 02:55:24.220 Whoa. 02:55:24.220 --> 02:55:25.220 I got. 02:55:25.220 --> 02:55:26.220 I know. 02:55:26.220 --> 02:55:27.220 Chill. 02:55:27.220 --> 02:55:28.220 Chill. 02:55:28.220 --> 02:55:29.220 You got homies too. 02:55:29.220 --> 02:55:30.220 You got homies too. 02:55:30.220 --> 02:55:32.220 You should be like tagging a lot more, huh? 02:55:32.220 --> 02:55:34.220 I don't even know what that means. 02:55:34.220 --> 02:55:39.300 So while you're spamming shit, you can press L2 and bring somebody in. 02:55:41.140 --> 02:55:43.140 Oh... 02:55:48.460 --> 02:55:50.140 Hahahaha! 02:55:50.140 --> 02:55:51.340 I'm too televised! 02:55:51.340 --> 02:55:52.940 I'm too televised, fuck! 02:55:52.940 --> 02:55:53.660 Okay. 02:56:00.700 --> 02:56:01.540 No, I missed. 02:56:04.220 --> 02:56:16.140 Oh my god, how did that go off the super? 02:56:16.140 --> 02:56:17.140 And she's not done. 02:56:17.140 --> 02:56:18.140 Okay, she's done. 02:56:18.140 --> 02:56:19.140 Wait, this is insane. 02:56:19.140 --> 02:56:26.140 Wait, this is insane. 02:56:26.140 --> 02:56:34.140 Break me up, break me out! 02:56:34.140 --> 02:56:35.140 No! 02:56:35.140 --> 02:56:36.140 Super Bowls! 02:56:36.140 --> 02:56:41.500 No, good jump grab. 02:56:41.500 --> 02:56:42.980 Take the grab. 02:56:42.980 --> 02:56:47.140 Take the grab. 02:56:47.140 --> 02:56:56.940 the grab. Oh, no, no, no, no. 02:57:00.380 --> 02:57:03.220 Yep. No. How's that, baby? 02:57:05.940 --> 02:57:06.580 I don't see. 02:57:10.260 --> 02:57:12.460 That overhead. No. 02:57:17.140 --> 02:57:21.380 my oh my how many tags 02:57:21.380 --> 02:57:25.380 yeah you guys just fight just way cooler than ours 02:57:25.380 --> 02:57:33.380 it's so much different than me and jody 02:57:33.780 --> 02:57:37.780 obvious 02:57:37.780 --> 02:57:44.780 what is that grab you big meaty jay clock 02:57:44.780 --> 02:57:46.780 I 02:57:56.300 --> 02:57:59.020 What did you cook up in the lab? What did you mean? 02:58:04.020 --> 02:58:09.620 And you so good at swapping tags that he like none of his characters died and so like one person dying 02:58:09.620 --> 02:58:13.060 You can't tag okay, okay, that's a three run it back run it back run it back 02:58:14.620 --> 02:58:17.340 Getting it though. Don't say you're getting it 02:58:18.620 --> 02:58:21.460 Who's the child? Oh my god, we're gonna go 02:58:24.540 --> 02:58:26.700 How do I let's make it look like that? 02:58:27.860 --> 02:58:34.840 Circle and then down and then I think I'm locked in their game right now 02:58:34.840 --> 02:58:45.840 Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe you know a couple of things. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. This is what it feels like. 02:58:45.840 --> 02:58:47.840 Wait, hit them? 02:58:47.840 --> 02:58:50.840 Oh, my God. 02:58:50.840 --> 02:58:52.840 Should be a relief. Yeah. 02:58:52.840 --> 02:58:54.840 The keyboard wasn't working. 02:58:54.840 --> 02:58:56.840 Hit fleet match. 02:58:56.840 --> 02:59:01.840 Circle is the one that confirms it or a Lexus. 02:59:01.840 --> 02:59:03.840 Are you serious? 02:59:03.840 --> 02:59:06.840 Okay, there we go. 02:59:06.840 --> 02:59:10.840 We're gonna keep forgetting I want to try new people. 02:59:10.840 --> 02:59:12.840 Wait, hold on. 02:59:12.840 --> 02:59:14.840 I probably should do that too. 02:59:14.840 --> 02:59:17.840 I'll just like see what's going on. 02:59:22.840 --> 02:59:24.840 It's rock! 02:59:24.840 --> 02:59:26.840 Here's rock! 02:59:26.840 --> 02:59:28.840 Here's rock! 02:59:28.840 --> 02:59:30.840 Here's rock! 02:59:30.840 --> 02:59:32.840 What the fuck? 02:59:33.840 --> 02:59:41.720 Oh, that's honey. That's 02:59:41.720 --> 02:59:44.580 time. It's okay. It's okay. 02:59:44.580 --> 02:59:48.160 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 02:59:48.160 --> 02:59:51.160 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 02:59:51.160 --> 02:59:57.220 Where you at? BB? I'm not done. 02:59:57.220 --> 03:00:01.220 I'm not done. 03:00:01.220 --> 03:00:03.220 I see a battle beast 03:00:04.020 --> 03:00:06.380 And he wishes to have this up on the TV in the living room 03:00:08.780 --> 03:00:10.780 That'd be awesome right 03:00:22.660 --> 03:00:24.660 Break break break 03:00:31.220 --> 03:00:38.260 oh my god they both died that's so bad for me that's so fucking bad for me 03:00:41.780 --> 03:00:49.100 I'll press the wrong button oh that will do it oh oh oh oh I'm so locked in the 03:00:49.100 --> 03:00:53.820 air oh into the grab wow nice 03:00:53.820 --> 03:00:58.820 What am I, what do I get to block? 03:00:58.820 --> 03:01:00.820 I'm not done. 03:01:00.820 --> 03:01:02.820 No dude. 03:01:02.820 --> 03:01:05.820 Oh, I'm, what am I doing over there? 03:01:05.820 --> 03:01:08.820 When do I get to block? 03:01:08.820 --> 03:01:11.820 If I, if I'm by myself, do I just fucking die? 03:01:11.820 --> 03:01:13.820 Come on, once you're doing that. 03:01:13.820 --> 03:01:15.820 What is that? 03:01:15.820 --> 03:01:17.820 It's just nothing I can do. 03:01:17.820 --> 03:01:22.820 Tag, just like you're in a combo and you're pulling someone in with you? 03:01:22.820 --> 03:01:25.900 Yeah, your partner continues the combo. 03:01:25.900 --> 03:01:31.220 Yeah, you can press it, you just spam square and then hold L2 and then spam square again. 03:01:31.220 --> 03:01:35.660 And the only way to break it is to do a tag break, which I still don't really know how to do. 03:01:35.660 --> 03:01:36.760 You would also need a tag. 03:01:36.760 --> 03:01:37.260 Yes. 03:01:37.260 --> 03:01:40.420 So if you don't have a character to tag in, you're just fucked. 03:01:40.420 --> 03:01:41.420 You're just... 03:01:43.840 --> 03:01:46.640 Your whole entire fist grabbed my head. 03:01:46.640 --> 03:01:48.640 I just watched that. 03:01:49.640 --> 03:01:51.640 Oh, okay, it's starting off with the back end. 03:01:52.820 --> 03:02:04.520 Not who I wanted I want you oh, I can't have you yet because I have one second 03:02:08.600 --> 03:02:15.780 There it is okay, okay if you press where inch triangle and circle the same time during a tag you can break it damn 03:02:15.780 --> 03:02:23.300 What yeah, yeah, I can break anything bro. I got time to know 03:02:31.620 --> 03:02:33.620 Okay 03:02:36.940 --> 03:02:38.940 Whoa 03:02:40.060 --> 03:02:42.060 Okay, okay, we're leveling up 03:02:45.780 --> 03:02:49.780 Oh my god, that's such a good point, you can drop out of ways. 03:02:49.780 --> 03:02:52.780 Well also he's not supposed to be home, you know? 03:02:55.780 --> 03:02:58.780 John, your hitbox is so satisfying. 03:02:58.780 --> 03:02:59.780 Yeah? 03:02:59.780 --> 03:03:00.780 Yes. 03:03:00.780 --> 03:03:01.780 What can I say? 03:03:01.780 --> 03:03:03.780 I'm also open minded. 03:03:03.780 --> 03:03:05.780 Man, why do I get wasted? 03:03:10.780 --> 03:03:11.780 No, yeah. 03:03:11.780 --> 03:03:12.780 I can't focus. 03:03:12.780 --> 03:03:13.780 Shut up. 03:03:13.780 --> 03:03:15.780 I don't shut up 03:03:18.340 --> 03:03:25.080 Hey, I'm gonna get changed the world of my truck here guys. He's so manly. Nice. Right. I 03:03:25.900 --> 03:03:27.900 Don't I can't there we go. Oh 03:03:32.180 --> 03:03:34.180 Nice 03:03:35.300 --> 03:03:37.300 Not what I wanted 03:03:43.780 --> 03:03:48.780 Oh, I see the grabs. 03:03:48.780 --> 03:03:50.420 Wait, do I have to cut? 03:03:50.420 --> 03:03:51.980 Oh my god, my suit is so slutty. 03:03:51.980 --> 03:03:52.780 I love it. 03:03:52.780 --> 03:03:54.540 Wait, is this? 03:03:54.540 --> 03:03:55.620 I can't tell. 03:03:55.620 --> 03:03:57.100 Oh, that's not my skin, never mind. 03:03:57.100 --> 03:03:58.460 I don't think that's his skin. 03:03:58.460 --> 03:03:59.780 I'm not talking about his skin. 03:03:59.780 --> 03:04:00.780 Uh. 03:04:00.780 --> 03:04:01.180 That's true. 03:04:01.180 --> 03:04:01.780 I want to get more. 03:04:01.780 --> 03:04:02.780 I want to get more. 03:04:02.780 --> 03:04:05.060 I don't think that means his whole ass penis is out. 03:04:05.060 --> 03:04:07.020 Yeah, and then I start bled. 03:04:07.020 --> 03:04:08.020 Never mind. 03:04:13.780 --> 03:04:19.780 pressing A yes I'm back 03:04:19.780 --> 03:04:21.780 my radius is a bitch 03:04:24.780 --> 03:04:27.780 oh I'm not even gonna do that 03:04:29.780 --> 03:04:31.780 wait oh on the battlegeese on the right 03:04:31.780 --> 03:04:33.780 I keep forgetting I got him 03:04:38.780 --> 03:04:39.780 nice 03:04:41.780 --> 03:04:42.780 rock 03:04:43.780 --> 03:04:50.780 Why is it my guy helping? 03:04:50.780 --> 03:04:51.780 Whoa! 03:04:51.780 --> 03:04:52.780 Oh my! 03:04:52.780 --> 03:04:53.780 Oh! 03:04:53.780 --> 03:04:54.780 Oh! 03:04:54.780 --> 03:04:55.780 Okay, wait. 03:04:55.780 --> 03:04:56.780 What's, what's anti? 03:04:56.780 --> 03:04:57.780 How did I do that? 03:04:57.780 --> 03:04:58.780 I don't even know how I got up there. 03:04:58.780 --> 03:04:59.780 Oh my God. 03:04:59.780 --> 03:05:00.780 How did I get up there? 03:05:00.780 --> 03:05:01.780 Hmm. 03:05:01.780 --> 03:05:02.780 That is so boring. 03:05:02.780 --> 03:05:03.780 Let me do a high guard up there. 03:05:03.780 --> 03:05:04.780 Get away. 03:05:04.780 --> 03:05:05.780 Get away. 03:05:05.780 --> 03:05:06.780 Get away. 03:05:06.780 --> 03:05:07.780 Get away. 03:05:07.780 --> 03:05:08.780 Get away. 03:05:08.780 --> 03:05:09.780 Get away. 03:05:09.780 --> 03:05:10.780 Get away. 03:05:10.780 --> 03:05:11.780 Get away. 03:05:11.780 --> 03:05:12.780 Get away. 03:05:12.780 --> 03:05:14.780 Oh 03:05:17.140 --> 03:05:22.180 So how are you getting in I'm testing I want to like switch yeah 03:05:22.180 --> 03:05:25.660 Yeah, like no no, how are you doing like that was a full switch? 03:05:26.300 --> 03:05:29.260 That was a full switch. Yeah, I was just holding out one or L to 03:05:42.780 --> 03:05:52.960 this is what I don't know how to get out oh god oh god you got me I think like 03:05:52.960 --> 03:06:00.000 that is how I'm supposed to get out oh oh oh okay 03:06:00.000 --> 03:06:02.000 Unfortunate. 03:06:06.000 --> 03:06:07.000 Ooh. 03:06:08.000 --> 03:06:09.000 Oh! 03:06:17.000 --> 03:06:19.000 Nope, that was a weird- 03:06:19.000 --> 03:06:21.000 My god, why isn't he switching? 03:06:24.000 --> 03:06:26.000 Oh, that was crazy, though. 03:06:30.000 --> 03:06:32.000 that's crazy I didn't get out of that 03:06:44.000 --> 03:06:46.000 oh nice grab 03:06:50.000 --> 03:06:52.000 no you can't cancel in 03:06:52.000 --> 03:06:54.000 that's just stupid of me 03:07:00.000 --> 03:07:02.000 I 03:07:02.000 --> 03:07:06.440 See your mood you can go gap close so much faster than I can 03:07:06.840 --> 03:07:11.440 Yeah, I like his gap close and I don't know if anyone else has one. Well, I only use it 03:07:12.080 --> 03:07:14.080 Don't 03:07:21.400 --> 03:07:24.840 I was beating his ass before he studied for 10 minutes and I was fucking 03:07:30.000 --> 03:07:51.480 I keep going to you so I can't do that anymore because I take my turn and then I'm just fucked 03:07:51.480 --> 03:07:54.080 so I have to wait for you which is unfortunate. 03:07:54.080 --> 03:07:55.080 I don't need the tutorial. 03:07:55.080 --> 03:07:56.080 I just need to beat his ass. 03:07:56.080 --> 03:07:59.700 I just didn't know what was happening. You're just a very patient player 03:08:03.740 --> 03:08:07.920 We got all the time in the world except we have five we have five seconds 03:08:21.380 --> 03:08:23.380 Oh 03:08:26.080 --> 03:08:35.680 I can't go to you. I can't go to you. I can't go to you. But I'm just so impatient. 03:08:35.680 --> 03:08:47.680 Yeah, I have to because I lose HP. It's okay. It's only a level one. 03:08:47.680 --> 03:09:12.560 that's crazy what would you describe as like your place now 03:09:12.560 --> 03:09:14.120 than the Lizard Queen. 03:09:14.120 --> 03:09:15.840 Like, Sean's is going. 03:09:15.840 --> 03:09:18.040 I'm impatient, I guess. 03:09:18.040 --> 03:09:22.200 I think I'm either rushed down. 03:09:22.200 --> 03:09:28.920 I'm like Sean or I will play like a zoning game. 03:09:28.920 --> 03:09:32.520 But I put all my zoning characters down. 03:09:32.520 --> 03:09:36.520 But I can't zone you because you don't come to me anyways. 03:09:36.520 --> 03:09:38.600 So there is no like, I was like, OK, 03:09:38.600 --> 03:09:42.000 I can't play these characters because you sit back and block. 03:09:42.000 --> 03:09:43.260 And I don't do any damage. 03:09:47.420 --> 03:09:47.920 I'm out. 03:09:48.320 --> 03:09:50.320 Well, maybe I should just creep it out now. 03:10:02.360 --> 03:10:03.720 Oh, nice grab. 03:10:08.280 --> 03:10:10.040 You guys are fucking dead! 03:10:12.000 --> 03:10:38.140 I'm so locked into this game right now. 03:10:38.140 --> 03:10:40.140 You can sell? Wow. Uh-oh. 03:10:44.140 --> 03:10:48.140 Oh my god. I wish I could end the auto combo early. Yeah. 03:10:58.140 --> 03:11:00.140 That's crazy! 03:11:04.140 --> 03:11:06.140 You're such a pain. 03:11:08.140 --> 03:11:09.020 Oh no. 03:11:09.020 --> 03:11:10.100 You're so efficient. 03:11:10.100 --> 03:11:11.100 I know. 03:11:11.100 --> 03:11:12.780 Like, I can't. 03:11:12.780 --> 03:11:13.420 Oh, right. 03:11:13.420 --> 03:11:14.140 I can't get in. 03:11:17.780 --> 03:11:20.780 OK, OK, OK, OK! 03:11:20.780 --> 03:11:22.620 You've really done it this time. 03:11:25.100 --> 03:11:26.460 Oh, my head! 03:11:26.460 --> 03:11:28.580 I think I'm like me just grabbing 03:11:28.580 --> 03:11:33.060 your tiny little head is fun. 03:11:33.060 --> 03:11:34.660 It's so small on my head. 03:11:38.140 --> 03:11:59.220 No, okay, okay, okay, okay, that was a 1v3. 03:11:59.220 --> 03:12:06.540 How does one get out of an armored battle beast auto combo triangle in circle perfectly 03:12:06.540 --> 03:12:16.540 times awesome no no no I want to try and get out of the battle beast combo 03:12:16.540 --> 03:12:30.540 perfectly timed at the start of the combo yeah interesting 03:12:36.540 --> 03:12:38.540 Oh 03:12:50.540 --> 03:12:52.540 Dude you're a crappy guy 03:13:06.540 --> 03:13:24.620 Also feel like I should try new people but I'm already here. 03:13:24.620 --> 03:13:27.620 I think they're just in the wrong place and so I'm like, I hope. 03:13:54.620 --> 03:14:01.620 Okay, now I'm seriously mad. 03:14:01.620 --> 03:14:05.620 Brother! 03:14:05.620 --> 03:14:12.620 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 03:14:12.620 --> 03:14:15.620 No! 03:14:15.620 --> 03:14:17.620 No! 03:14:21.620 --> 03:14:23.620 No! 03:14:33.620 --> 03:14:35.620 No, no, I'm spamming! 03:14:45.620 --> 03:14:47.620 Oh my god, I can't... 03:15:04.620 --> 03:15:06.620 Alright Mark, let's see it again! 03:15:06.620 --> 03:15:08.620 Another fucking 1v3, no problem for Mark! 03:15:08.620 --> 03:15:17.220 Oh my god, I will not ever get over that. 03:15:17.220 --> 03:15:20.380 What, like, what are you doing? 03:15:20.380 --> 03:15:25.100 I wanna show the other, where's the other, where's my other character? 03:15:25.100 --> 03:15:27.660 Oh, I see, I have to show the other one. 03:15:27.660 --> 03:15:31.740 Oh, that's how I flew. 03:15:31.740 --> 03:15:43.820 Oh man, take the beating so you can still do it. 03:15:43.820 --> 03:15:45.220 How could I not grab on wake up? 03:15:45.220 --> 03:15:46.820 How could I not grab on wake up? 03:15:46.820 --> 03:15:47.820 Why did you get the wake up jab? 03:15:47.820 --> 03:15:48.820 Oh my god. 03:15:48.820 --> 03:15:54.220 Maybe you are like your dad. 03:15:54.220 --> 03:15:55.220 That game three? 03:15:55.220 --> 03:15:56.220 No, that was game two. 03:15:56.220 --> 03:15:57.220 That was game two. 03:15:57.220 --> 03:15:59.220 No, that was game three I think, right? 03:15:59.220 --> 03:16:00.220 That was game three. 03:16:00.220 --> 03:16:02.500 Oh, it was game two it was game two. Okay. Oh my god 03:16:04.180 --> 03:16:06.180 Okay, all right 03:16:16.540 --> 03:16:18.540 To range the user 03:16:30.220 --> 03:16:32.220 I love her. Is that it? 03:16:34.660 --> 03:16:36.660 No 03:16:46.740 --> 03:16:49.060 What oh, okay 03:16:55.300 --> 03:16:57.300 You're ready 03:17:00.220 --> 03:17:02.220 You're so last and I put it 03:17:05.820 --> 03:17:07.820 No, I lost mark 03:17:14.380 --> 03:17:16.380 Dude 03:17:24.940 --> 03:17:26.940 No, you're 03:17:26.940 --> 03:17:31.840 Why do you play this game like Osama bin Laden would like it's so 03:17:49.180 --> 03:17:51.180 Oh shite, sorry 03:17:56.940 --> 03:18:00.940 I'm gonna try other people. Yeah. Return to lobby. 03:18:19.940 --> 03:18:20.940 Oh! 03:18:26.940 --> 03:18:37.940 I'm a good person 03:18:37.940 --> 03:19:07.900 Okay, okay, we're still in it. 03:19:07.900 --> 03:19:09.900 One piece of orange shit 03:19:23.980 --> 03:19:25.980 Let's switch to that new man 03:19:32.140 --> 03:19:34.140 This guy looks like he would clean your house 03:19:37.900 --> 03:19:39.900 Oh 03:19:41.420 --> 03:19:43.820 What just happened to us? Oh, whoa 03:20:03.700 --> 03:20:05.700 Oh my god 03:20:07.900 --> 03:20:14.820 You play for top. Okay. You play for your advantage in this world 03:20:37.900 --> 03:20:39.900 Watch it. Watch it. 03:20:43.900 --> 03:20:44.900 God damn it! 03:20:44.900 --> 03:20:46.900 Did I have to be muted right now? 03:20:46.900 --> 03:20:47.900 I'll be coming for you. 03:20:47.900 --> 03:20:48.900 Oh my god, I'm sorry. 03:20:48.900 --> 03:20:50.900 It's because I keep muting in between games, 03:20:50.900 --> 03:20:51.900 and then I forget to unmute. 03:20:51.900 --> 03:20:52.900 All good. 03:21:07.900 --> 03:21:13.900 I think it's time for the 03:21:13.900 --> 03:21:15.900 wins. 03:21:15.900 --> 03:21:25.900 And 03:21:25.900 --> 03:21:30.900 this is my LG. 03:21:30.900 --> 03:21:35.540 I need a I need someone to beat range like I can't deal with it. Oh, I'm on the other side now 03:21:35.540 --> 03:21:37.180 That is confusing isn't it? 03:21:37.180 --> 03:21:38.460 That was blocking the other way. 03:21:59.460 --> 03:22:00.740 Oh I also have an armor? 03:22:00.740 --> 03:22:02.740 Dude I don't know how to get in bro. 03:22:02.740 --> 03:22:04.100 I don't know how to get in. 03:22:04.100 --> 03:22:18.660 side he's fucking go go go and I just died row and I'm using a fucking PS5 03:22:18.660 --> 03:22:25.060 I wish I was using my fucking fight stick my thumb hurts my thumb hurts so 03:22:25.060 --> 03:22:31.180 much grab a lot and like that thing where you kind of go forward my thumb 03:22:31.180 --> 03:22:41.300 I'm like spamming shit. Oh, I think I had to grab but it's like kind of far range. Yeah. Yeah, you like run at me and jump 03:22:46.540 --> 03:22:48.540 I'm good 03:22:54.620 --> 03:22:56.620 All right all the models road game 03:23:01.180 --> 03:23:03.680 It's so funny that I just like to lose you. 03:23:03.680 --> 03:23:04.180 I know. 03:23:04.180 --> 03:23:05.660 It's like, all right, bye. 03:23:13.020 --> 03:23:17.020 All right, well, I'm going to go on the ground. 03:23:17.020 --> 03:23:19.780 OK, OK, all right, all right. 03:23:19.780 --> 03:23:21.140 All right, settle down. 03:23:24.820 --> 03:23:25.620 Oh, no. 03:23:25.620 --> 03:23:27.780 OK, so the worst people in the world 03:23:27.780 --> 03:23:29.780 He'll do that over and over again. 03:23:42.260 --> 03:23:43.760 This guy's my least favorite ice-cream. 03:23:43.760 --> 03:23:44.260 Jesus! 03:23:45.780 --> 03:23:46.280 Oh. 03:23:46.680 --> 03:23:47.560 Uh, excuse me. 03:23:48.060 --> 03:23:48.560 Haha. 03:23:49.280 --> 03:23:50.640 I'm just going up really quick. 03:23:50.640 --> 03:23:51.520 What is my fucking- 03:23:56.540 --> 03:23:57.040 Ooh, ow. 03:23:57.040 --> 03:23:57.540 Ooh, ow. 03:23:57.780 --> 03:24:07.780 I'm going to take a look at this. 03:24:07.780 --> 03:24:17.780 I'm going to take a look at this. 03:24:17.780 --> 03:24:19.860 Yeah, let me let me take the different 03:24:34.900 --> 03:24:36.900 Okay, all right 03:24:47.780 --> 03:25:06.700 No no no no no no no no no. 03:25:06.700 --> 03:25:18.700 Alright LGs. 03:25:18.700 --> 03:25:28.700 I'm trying out all new people for this one because Duplicate looks sick. 03:25:28.700 --> 03:25:31.700 Okay let me turn to my one new character. 03:25:31.700 --> 03:25:34.700 No I missed this. 03:25:34.700 --> 03:25:40.700 Yeah she looks sick. That crab range is insane. 03:25:42.620 --> 03:25:48.660 How do I send out my duplicate clones? Okay interesting. You wanna figure out 03:25:48.660 --> 03:25:58.420 first? Yeah it's fine. Okay. Oh wow. And then what do my clones do? Because they 03:25:58.420 --> 03:26:01.700 don't look like they're doing any damage or anything. I think it's like just zoning me, right? 03:26:01.700 --> 03:26:20.900 I don't know. I'm not gonna die to this. This is a little fast forward. Well, this 03:26:20.900 --> 03:26:24.540 guy now. Okay, this guy, I just like. I like his vibe. 03:26:24.540 --> 03:26:26.780 All right, Paul, he's cute. 03:26:26.780 --> 03:26:30.280 When you're dead, but also, I won't. 03:26:34.120 --> 03:26:40.960 Oh, I have like a, that is such a slow animation. 03:26:40.960 --> 03:26:43.880 Someone that, yeah, something you feel really, like, too slow. 03:26:49.400 --> 03:26:50.440 Pretty sure I have a. 03:26:50.440 --> 03:27:05.020 What is my no gun? Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. I just I'm trying to I know he has 03:27:05.020 --> 03:27:12.440 like a true match does the green match. He has a what's the word I'm looking for? 03:27:12.440 --> 03:27:21.120 have a projectile, but I can't figure out what it is. 03:27:21.120 --> 03:27:23.280 I think my control is dead. 03:27:23.280 --> 03:27:24.840 Is this me? 03:27:24.840 --> 03:27:25.840 Am I spamming? 03:27:25.840 --> 03:27:26.840 My turn. 03:27:26.840 --> 03:27:33.440 I have to block that, and then I have a frame. 03:27:33.440 --> 03:27:34.440 Special rights? 03:27:34.440 --> 03:27:36.520 Yeah, I don't know what special is, is the problem. 03:27:36.520 --> 03:27:39.920 I have like a- Oh, yeah, that reminds me. 03:27:39.920 --> 03:27:43.000 I do an annotation brain. Thank you X 03:27:47.200 --> 03:27:49.200 So three is special 03:27:51.560 --> 03:27:53.560 Well, he's dead now it doesn't matter 03:27:57.360 --> 03:28:01.900 Oh my god, yeah, the specials are mine in the bottom left or yours in the bottom left 03:28:04.880 --> 03:28:07.000 No, I'm not talking about my bar. I'm 03:28:07.000 --> 03:28:13.120 talking about the button special itself like cuz I don't know how to do certain 03:28:13.120 --> 03:28:27.560 moves that require it so I don't understand what what are we doing I'm 03:28:27.560 --> 03:28:30.060 I'm using a fight pad. 03:28:33.660 --> 03:28:36.460 Dude, you just trying to put the tackles in it because this is sick. 03:28:37.260 --> 03:28:39.560 Oh yeah, you should feel like I'm in an arcade. 03:28:41.460 --> 03:28:41.960 It's like... 03:28:45.360 --> 03:28:46.060 Wait, so... 03:28:48.460 --> 03:28:50.060 Special is my X? 03:28:51.360 --> 03:28:53.060 And then I combo that with what? 03:28:53.060 --> 03:29:01.740 for a lesson. Why can't I have a break out when you were a young girl? Um, I know what 03:29:01.740 --> 03:29:15.900 Billy McCales is. I don't know that I've been. You end your strings with specials. I don't 03:29:15.900 --> 03:29:27.260 understand how to make her copies come out. You don't figure it out. Oh so I just do a 03:29:27.260 --> 03:29:33.260 string and then she this comes out of the end. Okay, let's see. 03:29:45.260 --> 03:29:50.260 Oh, me and my 2 HP. Oh. 03:29:57.260 --> 03:29:58.060 I was sweet. 03:30:04.560 --> 03:30:05.560 Oh, why? 03:30:05.860 --> 03:30:06.960 You just get to go! 03:30:06.960 --> 03:30:08.160 You just get to go! 03:30:08.560 --> 03:30:09.460 But why are you? 03:30:09.460 --> 03:30:10.060 That's unfortunate. 03:30:10.060 --> 03:30:11.160 Oh! 03:30:11.160 --> 03:30:11.860 That's unfortunate. 03:30:11.860 --> 03:30:13.460 That is unfortunate. 03:30:16.260 --> 03:30:18.960 Next time, I demand to fight your father. 03:30:19.360 --> 03:30:20.360 G... 03:30:20.360 --> 03:30:21.660 GGs. 03:30:22.060 --> 03:30:23.060 How are the boys doing? 03:30:24.160 --> 03:30:26.860 I'm not going to fucking wait, toast! 03:30:27.260 --> 03:30:34.260 I'm not going to the fucking wedding bro. 03:30:34.260 --> 03:30:44.940 Dude this game, this game is intense. 03:30:44.940 --> 03:30:50.660 I feel like having it be like a tag fighter makes it very much so. 03:30:50.660 --> 03:30:53.300 Tag fighters are, they're crazy. 03:30:53.300 --> 03:30:56.500 Hey, thanks for playing guys. 03:30:56.500 --> 03:31:00.820 Yeah, that was a fun game. 03:31:02.660 --> 03:31:05.260 It is. Yeah, GGs. 03:31:05.460 --> 03:31:07.260 What's your background? 03:31:07.260 --> 03:31:08.380 That's your fucking background. 03:31:08.380 --> 03:31:11.300 The funeral might come before the wedding these days. 03:31:12.820 --> 03:31:15.060 Damn, I wish I got to see what happened over there. 03:31:16.060 --> 03:31:22.700 No, you guys, you guys, if you guys learn the tag system, the convuls go crazy. 03:31:23.780 --> 03:31:24.940 He plays evil. 03:31:24.940 --> 03:31:26.300 He plays evil. 03:31:26.500 --> 03:31:31.740 It's a bin lot in play style and it's evil. Wow. Wow 03:31:37.180 --> 03:31:41.980 It's crazy to say that's true that is true and yet guess what you win 03:31:43.340 --> 03:31:46.180 Yeah, big. Thank you to an insible versus guys the 3v3 03:31:49.900 --> 03:31:51.900 Thank you invincible, thank you skybound 03:31:56.500 --> 03:31:57.500 Bye bye. 03:31:57.500 --> 03:31:58.500 Bye bye. 03:31:58.500 --> 03:32:08.140 He's so fucking evil, bro. 03:32:08.140 --> 03:32:12.020 I finally figured out the tag system and then what happens? 03:32:12.020 --> 03:32:15.380 He hits me with fucking ranged spam. 03:32:15.380 --> 03:32:16.380 Evil bro. 03:32:16.380 --> 03:32:17.860 Anyway, type racer challenge. 03:32:17.860 --> 03:32:19.940 Who can type this code fastest into their steam? 03:32:19.940 --> 03:32:22.820 If you do it, you win a free code for invincible versus. 03:32:22.820 --> 03:32:26.220 It's time to play a game of who has the best typing speed? 03:32:26.220 --> 03:32:28.580 going to win it. I don't know one of the 10,000 of you. 03:32:31.740 --> 03:32:32.740 Hi, kids. 03:32:41.500 --> 03:32:44.420 The game was actually really fucking sick when we learned you 03:32:44.420 --> 03:32:47.140 could about the tag combos, but didn't know about the breaks. 03:32:47.620 --> 03:32:49.540 So we were just zero to death in each other. 03:32:49.540 --> 03:32:51.740 And I was like, bro, this is Marvel versus Capcom three. 03:32:52.260 --> 03:32:55.180 And then we were like, oh, wait, the devs thought of this. 03:32:55.180 --> 03:33:02.460 you can break out of it. It's not a guaranteed kill every time you get any hit in neutral, 03:33:03.180 --> 03:33:08.060 which makes sense. That would be bad game design. There should be some counter play. 03:33:10.700 --> 03:33:15.020 Dude, tag fighters are crazy. I gotta, I gotta learn how to play tag fighters. 03:33:15.020 --> 03:33:26.540 All right, boys, I actually am gonna wrap up stream. I know it's kind of a short one, 03:33:26.540 --> 03:33:30.740 only three and a half hours, but but I've been streaming quite long and daily for a few days. 03:33:30.740 --> 03:33:37.020 So hopefully you're not too upset about it. We will have guys a mogul money episode live 03:33:37.020 --> 03:33:43.020 tomorrow. Look at that. We're gonna have a mogul money episode live tomorrow featuring 03:33:43.020 --> 03:33:49.500 I'll also be live tomorrow probably around I would guess three o'clock maybe three to nine something like that 03:33:50.380 --> 03:33:53.000 I think we might go for the God gamer gauntlet 03:33:53.420 --> 03:33:57.480 But I'm gonna rap maybe get a little practice in for some tag fighters 03:33:58.700 --> 03:34:02.960 And I have some I got some signing. I got to sign some cards for 03:34:03.740 --> 03:34:09.260 Tip-to-tip stuff. You know that may well, I'm gonna take that. Oh, there is no time to watch actually 03:34:09.260 --> 03:34:12.260 Somebody uploaded a video on my Reddit. 03:34:12.260 --> 03:34:16.260 It's called Reverse Tip-to-Tip Experience. 03:34:16.260 --> 03:34:22.260 And it's a Chinese guy who went around the states. 03:34:22.260 --> 03:34:26.260 And this is just a short clip from it. 03:34:26.260 --> 03:34:28.260 I figured we'd watch it together. 03:34:28.260 --> 03:34:30.260 I don't really know what... 03:34:30.260 --> 03:34:31.260 If it was like a full tip-to-tip, 03:34:31.260 --> 03:34:33.260 or just like literally a Chinese person walking around. 03:34:33.260 --> 03:34:35.260 But like let's watch it the other way. 03:34:39.260 --> 03:34:47.800 Okay, so I'm sorry the first thing you try to do in America is to do 03:34:47.800 --> 03:34:54.680 fare evasion you're trying to get a free metro ticket just okay all right 03:34:54.680 --> 03:34:56.680 based. 03:34:56.680 --> 03:34:58.680 芝麻开门. 03:34:58.680 --> 03:35:00.680 芝麻开门. 03:35:00.680 --> 03:35:02.680 要去买票。 03:35:02.680 --> 03:35:04.680 你好,这个能直接过吗? 03:35:04.680 --> 03:35:06.680 Yeah, you should be able to tap the video. 03:35:06.680 --> 03:35:08.680 Yeah, you just hold it over. 03:35:08.680 --> 03:35:10.680 谢谢你,谢谢你。 03:35:10.680 --> 03:35:12.680 Not even trying to speak English is fire. 03:35:12.680 --> 03:35:14.680 That is literally shit we would do. 03:35:14.680 --> 03:35:16.680 That is funny saying it the other way. 03:35:16.680 --> 03:35:18.680 Nailed it! 03:35:18.680 --> 03:35:26.560 That is literally shit. We would do that is funny. See it the other way nailed it though nailed it to be clear 03:35:26.560 --> 03:35:28.560 I mean the the 03:35:29.200 --> 03:35:33.580 The military dude got it perfectly just based off vibes. I 03:35:34.640 --> 03:35:36.740 Would be terrified. I'm not gonna lie though 03:35:37.360 --> 03:35:45.360 If there's a Chinese military dude post it up in full gear. I'm not saying. Hey, bro. How do I use the Metro? 03:35:45.360 --> 03:35:48.560 I'm avoiding eye contact 03:35:52.160 --> 03:35:54.160 That ain't a cop, bro 03:35:54.480 --> 03:35:56.400 That is not a cop 03:35:56.400 --> 03:35:58.920 That guy's an army. He's in the army 03:36:09.120 --> 03:36:11.120 This is insane 03:36:11.120 --> 03:36:22.640 I knew more Chinese than this guy knows English. 03:36:22.640 --> 03:36:34.440 Okay, it seems like this guy just understands English. 03:36:34.440 --> 03:36:35.940 Am I crazy? 03:36:35.940 --> 03:36:40.400 It seems like he just understands English and he's just speaking Chinese for the walls. 03:36:40.400 --> 03:36:44.400 Wow, your eyes are pretty. 03:36:44.400 --> 03:36:46.400 Your eyes, this one. 03:36:46.400 --> 03:36:47.400 You like my glasses? 03:36:47.400 --> 03:36:48.400 Yes, yes. 03:36:48.400 --> 03:36:49.400 Dude, that's crazy. 03:36:49.400 --> 03:36:53.400 A vibes-based communication, you know, everyone called it my alt. 03:36:53.400 --> 03:36:55.400 It's so effective. 03:36:55.400 --> 03:36:57.400 It's so effective. 03:36:57.400 --> 03:36:59.400 Look at that. 03:36:59.400 --> 03:37:02.400 There's no universe this guy knows how to say glass in Chinese. 03:37:02.400 --> 03:37:04.400 I don't. 03:37:04.400 --> 03:37:05.400 Thank you. 03:37:05.400 --> 03:37:06.400 Bye bye. 03:37:06.400 --> 03:37:08.400 Hello, I want a cup of coffee. 03:37:08.400 --> 03:37:10.400 Do you want coffee? 03:37:10.400 --> 03:37:11.400 Coffee. 03:37:13.400 --> 03:37:15.400 This small one. 03:37:16.400 --> 03:37:17.400 Small one. 03:37:17.400 --> 03:37:18.400 What? 03:37:20.400 --> 03:37:22.400 And then black one. 03:37:23.400 --> 03:37:25.400 That is, wait, did she get this? 03:37:25.400 --> 03:37:27.400 Because that's a crazy play. 03:37:27.400 --> 03:37:30.400 Pointing to the sweatshirt and saying black is crazy. 03:37:30.400 --> 03:37:31.400 You want the black one? 03:37:31.400 --> 03:37:34.400 That's crazy tech. 03:37:34.400 --> 03:37:36.400 That's actually crazy tech. 03:37:36.400 --> 03:37:37.400 You want black? 03:37:37.400 --> 03:37:41.400 Not cream milk, only black. 03:37:41.400 --> 03:37:46.400 Milk, milk, milk. 03:37:46.400 --> 03:37:49.400 White milk. 03:37:49.400 --> 03:37:52.400 White milk. 03:37:52.400 --> 03:37:55.400 Then why would you say black, bro? 03:37:55.400 --> 03:37:58.400 You can't say black and then get it and then go, 03:37:58.400 --> 03:37:59.400 but with milk. 03:37:59.400 --> 03:38:01.400 That's not black anymore. 03:38:01.400 --> 03:38:06.400 You have removed the very thing you communicated. 03:38:06.400 --> 03:38:10.400 Can I get a black coffee with milk? 03:38:10.400 --> 03:38:14.400 Yeah please, I want it to be black coffee, but with a lot of milk in it. 03:38:14.400 --> 03:38:16.400 Can you get this one? 03:38:16.400 --> 03:38:19.400 Milk and coffee. 03:38:19.400 --> 03:38:20.400 You want this one? 03:38:20.400 --> 03:38:21.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 03:38:21.400 --> 03:38:22.400 And this one? 03:38:22.400 --> 03:38:24.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 03:38:24.400 --> 03:38:27.400 And then add some milk. How much? 03:38:27.400 --> 03:38:29.400 $3 is nice. 03:38:29.400 --> 03:38:31.400 How much do you want? 03:38:31.400 --> 03:38:32.400 Okay, okay. 03:38:32.400 --> 03:38:33.400 Thank you. 03:38:33.400 --> 03:38:34.400 Thank you. 03:38:34.400 --> 03:38:35.400 This is pretty. 03:38:35.400 --> 03:38:37.400 Yeah, you're pretty. 03:38:37.400 --> 03:38:38.400 Thank you. 03:38:38.400 --> 03:38:40.400 I don't think she got that, right? 03:38:40.400 --> 03:38:41.400 There's no universe... 03:38:41.400 --> 03:38:43.400 Unless he pointed to his eyes. 03:38:44.400 --> 03:38:46.400 She must've just thought he was saying, 03:38:46.400 --> 03:38:47.400 you're pretty. 03:38:47.400 --> 03:38:48.400 For sure, right? 03:38:50.400 --> 03:38:53.400 You know where the toilet is? 03:38:53.400 --> 03:38:54.400 The toilet? 03:38:54.400 --> 03:38:57.400 Yes, the toilet. 03:38:59.400 --> 03:39:00.400 Kittown! 03:39:00.400 --> 03:39:03.400 American Kittown! 03:39:03.400 --> 03:39:08.720 I do appreciate the blur here, even though he's definitely mimeing it out. That's respectful 03:39:20.720 --> 03:39:23.220 He's got a hundred thousand followers 03:39:24.360 --> 03:39:26.360 Hell yeah 03:39:26.360 --> 03:39:27.300 Yeah, you like it? 03:39:27.300 --> 03:39:27.800 You want it? 03:39:27.800 --> 03:39:28.300 Uh... 03:39:28.300 --> 03:39:28.800 Keep it. 03:39:28.800 --> 03:39:29.800 What's the name? 03:39:29.800 --> 03:39:30.800 Give to you. 03:39:30.800 --> 03:39:31.300 Uh, give me... 03:39:31.300 --> 03:39:31.800 Give me. 03:39:31.800 --> 03:39:32.800 Yeah! 03:39:32.800 --> 03:39:33.300 Give me. 03:39:33.300 --> 03:39:34.300 Give me. 03:39:34.300 --> 03:39:36.300 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 03:39:36.300 --> 03:39:37.800 Hey, wait, wait, wait. 03:39:37.800 --> 03:39:38.800 Who gives them cigarettes? 03:39:38.800 --> 03:39:41.800 Hehehehe. 03:39:41.800 --> 03:39:43.000 Here you go, children. 03:39:43.000 --> 03:39:46.800 It's Chinese customs to give cigarettes to people who are nice to you. 03:39:46.800 --> 03:39:47.800 You even want cigarettes? 03:39:47.800 --> 03:39:48.800 Okay, okay, okay. 03:39:48.800 --> 03:39:49.800 Yeah. 03:39:49.800 --> 03:39:50.800 Yeah. 03:39:50.800 --> 03:39:51.800 Low-key racist. 03:39:51.800 --> 03:39:54.800 Okay, not super... 03:39:54.800 --> 03:39:55.800 Not our best. 03:39:55.800 --> 03:39:58.840 Not our best performance. The deep bow with the hands. 03:39:59.960 --> 03:40:03.320 Little bit. Okay, it's kids. Kids will be kids. Kids will be kids. 03:40:11.720 --> 03:40:14.440 There's no, they, okay, they think B Shoot Out means friends. That's not it. 03:40:20.760 --> 03:40:22.040 He's just saying shit, bro. 03:40:22.040 --> 03:40:29.240 He's just saying this is genuinely like me going up and they go what's your name and I go I'm the crimson blur 03:40:29.920 --> 03:40:34.500 swag swag swag and they go swag swag swag and I'm like, yeah 03:40:40.440 --> 03:40:42.440 He's handsome 03:40:52.040 --> 03:40:59.040 This is the equivalent of us going to McDonald's. 03:40:59.040 --> 03:41:09.480 When you're away from home, you want a taste of home. 03:41:09.480 --> 03:41:12.480 We went to McDonald's, he goes to Chinatown. 03:41:12.480 --> 03:41:15.480 Chinatown food is so much different than Chinese food though. 03:41:15.480 --> 03:41:18.200 This is DC, right? 03:41:18.200 --> 03:41:19.200 This is Washington DC. 03:41:19.200 --> 03:41:21.680 I don't know how the food is in Chinatown. 03:41:21.680 --> 03:41:24.420 I don't know how the Chinatown is in DC. 03:41:26.280 --> 03:41:28.060 It's deaf, is it top three? 03:41:28.060 --> 03:41:28.960 Probably not. 03:41:31.620 --> 03:41:33.120 I'm assuming it's kinda ass. 03:41:35.120 --> 03:41:37.620 Chinatown DC is awesome, all right, I didn't know that. 03:41:40.500 --> 03:41:44.120 I feel like SF Chinatown number one, not close. 03:41:51.680 --> 03:41:52.180 Hello 03:41:52.180 --> 03:41:53.180 How are you? 03:41:53.180 --> 03:41:54.180 I'm good 03:41:54.180 --> 03:41:55.180 Hahaha 03:41:55.180 --> 03:41:57.680 I'm a little too excited to talk to you 03:41:57.680 --> 03:41:58.180 Hello 03:41:58.180 --> 03:41:59.180 Hahaha 03:41:59.180 --> 03:42:01.180 This is the Chinese restaurant 03:42:01.180 --> 03:42:02.180 Okay, okay 03:42:02.180 --> 03:42:03.180 You're not Chinese? 03:42:03.180 --> 03:42:04.180 No 03:42:04.180 --> 03:42:06.180 I think you're from Moscow 03:42:06.180 --> 03:42:07.180 I didn't expect that 03:42:07.180 --> 03:42:10.180 I remember that there were many foreigners in the Chinese restaurant 03:42:10.180 --> 03:42:11.180 Cantonese and Japanese 03:42:11.180 --> 03:42:12.180 Haha, yeet 03:42:12.180 --> 03:42:16.180 In a Chinese restaurant, you didn't expect foreigners? 03:42:16.180 --> 03:42:20.180 To be clear, they're not foreigners, they're Americans 03:42:20.180 --> 03:42:26.260 It's not like you go to a Chinatown restaurant and there's only Chinese people there 03:42:28.820 --> 03:42:33.780 That's like going into the McDonald's in China and being like what the fuck what are these Chinese people doing here? 03:42:34.900 --> 03:42:38.220 We're my baisu wagyu rents. This isn't correct 03:42:38.220 --> 03:42:58.020 So expensive that is so expensive if you are coming from China 37 dollars 200 I 03:42:58.020 --> 03:43:01.620 mean it's in America that's like whatever that's par that's standard that's not 03:43:01.620 --> 03:43:05.500 crazy that's fucking standard he got like two dishes it seems like one dish 03:43:05.500 --> 03:43:11.660 was 1999 you got a side for another I can't really tell maybe a drink for another five and then tax 03:43:13.260 --> 03:43:20.220 that's fine that's normal but if you're from China that's like 231 you want that's like a hotel 03:43:23.020 --> 03:43:30.460 that's expensive I mean brother it what do you mean Washington DC you're fucking dinner where you 03:43:30.460 --> 03:43:34.060 got a meal a side and a drink yeah it's gonna what are you talking about what do you what price 03:43:34.060 --> 03:43:40.860 you expect. Are we living in the same America? That's not $20 anymore. 03:43:43.420 --> 03:43:47.420 This is only standard prices for LA. He's not in LA. He's in DC. 03:43:51.820 --> 03:43:54.140 He's in DC, bro. Oh, I wonder if he tips. 03:43:57.100 --> 03:44:02.780 Oh, it ends. It ends. Wait, who is this person? This is a re-upload of the actual channel. I 03:44:02.780 --> 03:44:04.740 I guess maybe they're only on Billy Billy. 03:44:05.540 --> 03:44:06.740 That YouTuber seems awesome, though. 03:44:12.140 --> 03:44:12.740 That was funny. 03:44:14.300 --> 03:44:19.340 I want to see a full adventure of someone doing tip to tip from China and America. 03:44:19.620 --> 03:44:21.700 We talked a bit about it in the Chinese comments. 03:44:21.700 --> 03:44:23.180 We're like, you would get fucking shot on the streets. 03:44:23.180 --> 03:44:23.700 You wouldn't. 03:44:24.380 --> 03:44:25.860 It's a gross exaggeration. 03:44:26.540 --> 03:44:31.820 I actually think in the same way that people have negative perceptions of 03:44:31.820 --> 03:44:36.080 your experience coming to America or maybe sorry Americans have a negative 03:44:36.080 --> 03:44:41.180 maybe thought of what it'd be like in China. I think Americans pound for pound 03:44:41.180 --> 03:44:47.380 would treat foreigners super well. I think very hospitable, very kind. I think most 03:44:47.380 --> 03:44:52.180 Americans are. And I don't think I'm crazy for saying that. Like yeah, is our 03:44:52.180 --> 03:44:57.620 government shitting the bed? Of course. But I think the people in the country 03:44:57.620 --> 03:45:09.620 generally pretty hospitable. What about down south? I think that's also a false 03:45:09.620 --> 03:45:15.960 idea that you have. They're more hospitable down south. Like are there 03:45:15.960 --> 03:45:20.180 racist people? Yeah of course. Are there people who are going to be assholes? Of 03:45:20.180 --> 03:45:26.500 course. But I would expect if you were to do a trip across America to go down 03:45:26.500 --> 03:45:31.820 South that they would be nicer than if you're dude up north. I think it'd be much colder up north 03:45:32.260 --> 03:45:34.900 Like the worst experience you probably have is 03:45:35.980 --> 03:45:41.620 In like major cities, you know, I'm assuming if you're like New York fucking city because I don't give a shit 03:45:49.740 --> 03:45:51.740 Maybe Florida'd be bad 03:45:56.500 --> 03:46:00.660 But I'm not white, I'm not going through the south. 03:46:11.860 --> 03:46:18.900 I get your concern, but I actually think it would be a better time going through the south. 03:46:18.900 --> 03:46:29.780 Now, there are bad neck of the woods. Absolutely. Don't, don't get me wrong. 03:46:32.660 --> 03:46:34.180 There are bad neck of the woods, but 03:46:37.060 --> 03:46:41.860 it's also, it's not like there, I think there are more white people in the north and the south 03:46:41.860 --> 03:46:46.100 if you were to look at the demographics of America, like percentage wise. 03:46:48.900 --> 03:47:09.900 The South is more diverse, just to be clear. 03:47:09.900 --> 03:47:15.200 I've only gone on the Eastern coast. 03:47:15.200 --> 03:47:21.520 So I've been across, and obviously my experience is unique to my life, but I've gone New Hampshire 03:47:21.520 --> 03:47:27.360 to Florida to the Holy's Coast. 03:47:27.360 --> 03:47:36.840 The number one KKK town is in Pennsylvania. 03:47:36.840 --> 03:47:37.840 Major cities are the most diverse. 03:47:37.840 --> 03:47:38.840 Yeah, of course. 03:47:38.840 --> 03:47:42.000 I'm talking, I guess, state by state. 03:47:42.000 --> 03:47:50.360 by diversity. Racial and ethnic diversity in the States. Oh, there's a fucking sense 03:47:50.360 --> 03:47:53.120 it's coming up, isn't there? 03:48:02.840 --> 03:48:06.880 Yeah, okay, this is exactly what I thought it was. The whitest part of the US is 03:48:06.880 --> 03:48:11.680 Maine, West Virginia, Vermont, New Hampshire, which I knew because 03:48:11.680 --> 03:48:13.000 I'm from New Hampshire, bro. 03:48:13.000 --> 03:48:14.680 And it's 87% white. 03:48:15.760 --> 03:48:17.560 That shit is white as fuck. 03:48:18.680 --> 03:48:24.960 The least white is, I don't know why Alabama, I don't know how this, oh, 03:48:25.160 --> 03:48:28.760 oh, yeah, I don't know why it's like listed up here. 03:48:30.960 --> 03:48:33.080 Wait, it's not like categorizing it correctly. 03:48:33.080 --> 03:48:34.000 I just can scroll down. 03:48:34.000 --> 03:48:34.360 I guess. 03:48:34.440 --> 03:48:34.960 Yeah, there it is. 03:48:34.960 --> 03:48:43.760 Hawaii, California, New Mexico, DC, Texas, Nevada, Maryland, Georgia, Florida, Jersey, 03:48:43.760 --> 03:48:44.760 New York, Arizona. 03:48:44.760 --> 03:48:45.960 Yeah, that makes sense. 03:48:45.960 --> 03:48:50.680 So basically major cities in the south. 03:48:50.680 --> 03:48:57.760 Major cities in the south. 03:48:57.760 --> 03:48:58.760 That adds up. 03:48:58.760 --> 03:49:14.200 Can you give some movie suggestions? 03:49:14.200 --> 03:49:17.680 I'm going to watch Inside Lewin Davis tonight. 03:49:28.760 --> 03:49:44.320 Thank you, Alex, for the 16 months. 03:49:44.320 --> 03:49:49.860 All right, boys, thank you very much for watching the stream today. 03:49:49.860 --> 03:49:51.360 I'm going to wrap. 03:49:51.360 --> 03:49:57.600 I'll be back live again tomorrow, probably a bit earlier and a bit longer. 03:49:57.600 --> 03:50:05.280 exactly know what we're going to do yet. But it should be fun. I'm looking forward to it. 03:50:15.680 --> 03:50:23.600 All right. Goodbye, everybody. I have a good one. Go practice 2xko. Literally the first thing I'm 03:50:23.600 --> 03:50:33.920 I'm going to do an ending stream the first thing I'm going to do without a shadow of a doubt.