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Y'all
Yeah, what is up y'all what is up? What is up? What is up? What is up? Arsonals champions
Oh, yeah, I haven't kept up with Arsonals since they had Terry on re in
in 2010? Maybe? Maybe earlier? What up, y'all? Welcome back to the screen! What up, what
What up what up what up
Hello hello damn so many football fans here hey so many gooners let's take a
look Arsenal who did they beat who did they beat they clinched the premier league
title after Manchester City withdrawal what does that mean oh Manchester City
draw not withdraw they drew against born myth who the fuck are born myth
talk about when these performance guys I'm only watching daughter's baseball I'm
not gonna lie to you I don't watch soccer I have barely been watching playoff
A basketball?
I've been watching three things. I've been watching videos about 2xK0. I watched a movie Slime asking me to watch last night.
I was doing it for you in 2017. And then I've been watching Daughters Bay.
I've been watching the same humble small streamer less than three.
Will you watch the World Cup? I think so. Yeah. Yeah, the World Cup's cool. That's just lit.
You should give me about your Minecraft speedrunning journey. I didn't. What's it called?
You killed it in Obsession. Okay, what actor in Obsession do you think I look like? Michael
Johnston? Or do you think I look like Curry Barker?
Wait. He's in a movie? I know this guy from Shorts. This guy's an actor.
I'm not fucking with you. I only know this guy from sketch comedy on YouTube
He made the movie oh damn that's lit I
Thought you said you're off shorts. I mean, I don't think I've seen one of his sketches in a while
Now that I think about it. He was probably
Working on a movie instead of doing the sketch
I love when a funny boy actually turns out to be a creative genius like Jordan Peel or
I guess Curry Bate Barker.
They stop you on the-
Oh yeah dude do you want to see Slime's video?
Slime got swatted.
about it on the yard but he uploaded a short of it. It's pretty funny but this one
it was fucked up because we played cs2 i was in a call to maybe a minute before this happened
and then i was like it's 1am i was like i gotta go to bed bro and then he stayed live just to
look at emotes. He's probably right. How do they not realize it's not a real situation?
I don't think police operate like that.
Like they have to go through the procedure because that's what the procedure is there for.
They can't and I think that's good, by the way.
I don't think they necessarily should skip procedure based off of vibes.
Now, having said that, apparently these cops were pretty chill with slime.
In the sense that they were like, hey, you know, in the future,
We were aware that this happens to you, you're a streamer and and they were chill in that sense
But I do think it's fine for them to go through the house. I
Think that's good
Come on give me that shit
Imagine though
That's that short is three seconds too long he waited for the music he shouldn't wait it for the music he should have three seconds really oh
That would have been fire if it was a gold though
Oh my damned elbow oh
Yeah. So anyway, that happened. That was crazy. Do you guys see the big thing that happened today? Everyone's talking about it. It's big streamer news, big streamer news happened today.
I'll, I'll everyone's talk, let's all the talk of the damn town. Let's all talk of the damn town. Let's talk about the streamer news.
The talk of the damn town and the talk of the town is
Complex has released top 25 best streamers right now ranked
Okay, now I'm gonna I'm gonna practice going into this I think this is listen
Okay
The list comes across as if somebody only consumed streams
through Twitter clips
That's what the list comes across as.
I don't think the list reads like someone who's very tapped into streaming.
And I think the list that they made overall is out of touch.
Candidly.
I'm not sure what their rubric was for what makes somebody the best streamer right now.
They said how do you go about determining streamer what separates good from great comes out
to a range of factors. Okay. Influence, consistency, quality of content, overall impact on the streaming landscape.
All right. And then they, and then they keep emphasizing right now. Okay. Ray at 25,
Epsilon representation. Shout out. Okay. But even the blurb for Ray doesn't read like someone who's tapped into a
Ray's doing. It looks like they googled Valkyrie because they threw in a lot of shit about Fortnite
and Among Us. And then the Cystathon, which happened last year, but like, you know, we're
six months into the damn year. I feel like my description says I'm not a gamer. Ray,
what do you think's wrong about that? I'm playing. What's funny is Ray doesn't
even consider herself a gamer. I think she does consider herself a gamer.
I actually think raised more of a gamer than like probably 90% of this list.
She literally plays single player games.
There are so few streamers these days who actually play single player games.
Like, yes.
She is dog-ass at Rocket League in indescribable ways.
But she is a gamer.
You have to give it to her.
She's playing Resident Evil.
That needs some credit
All right, keep it going
Okay, this is probably the thing that people are talking about the most and the most atrocious thing on the list Jinxia 24 if Jinxie is not a top
Three streamer in your list. I think your list is bad at the very least top five
I even think if you put him in the top 10, you're wrong. I
Think he is a minimum top five and I put him personally
I think I personally put him third. Maybe second
But I think he's third but 24th is crazy and tell me why does he look he look like steak in this picture?
Super I don't think the people at complex watch 127 hours of persona 5 gameplay. I'm sorry brother. I'm sorry
All right, maybe they click the stream when drops are on for Marvel rivals outside of that. They're not in the stream, bro
That is what it is
Okay, 23 the Ty Lill show
Which I think Ty Lill
I think it's fine super top two not two I guess fine who
Ty Lill
The tight little show
The son 22 that seems low
Okay
Can I say that I
Don't understand how a son wouldn't be higher in terms of impact influence consistency based off the things that they made
You got to be higher up
He's high enough up that people who don't even fucking like him are watching the streams
Even if you don't agree with what he's doing like he's making a big impact on culture
So I don't know why they threw him 22 I
Think he's talked to I think he stopped at no question, but whatever we keep moving on
Yana
Good pick good pole. I'm cool with this
DDG I'm not tapped in so I'm not super familiar. I saw he did a dating
Thing not long ago, but okay
XQC 19th. I
Think yeah, excuse you. He should be on a list. You should be in the top 25. I agree with that
Pokey this one surprises me not necessarily that she's on the list
But I would I would think x would be like higher than pokey or her son would be higher than pokey
I don't because I think she's taken a backseat in the streaming world. I think she's streamed a little more lately
But I think she's been streaming less. I feel like she's more on the IG wave
or the tiktok wave I
Feel like streaming is less of an important thing for her. So for the right now thing that's surprising to me
DJ academics. Okay. That, you know what? People at Rumble are fucking pumped about this. Rumble
representation is fucking pumped. I mostly know and so I'm not a great, I'm not a great
resource on this. Most of what I know from DJ academics is based off of this screenshot
right here. And I think, and I'm going to say this maybe it's controversial. I think this screenshot
alone should put him in the top 25. Can I say that? I think this screenshot alone puts him in the
top 25. The back-to-back Winx top, the two-time Dunkin' Donuts, and the triple Walgreens. What are
you getting from Walgreens so much? What do you get from Walgreens? That deserves top 25.
Agent, I think agent's a great pick. I'd put agent higher, but you know some people have to be lower
Adapt great pick
No questions asked your rage great pick
Kaso low
Inarguably low
How is Kaso?
13 I can't name 12 streamers who are bigger than are better than case right now 12
He's top five no questions asked and I think I put him top three
What's their blurb form case of streams are like Pringles once you watch one you really have to watch another
Okay, that actually is really telling because the person who made this list likes Pringles like what a dog shit shit
What a dog shit ship selection like if you like Pringles you are a child
Pringles are ass bro. There are so many better chips than Pringles
Pringles are for duck lips or children. That's it
The sour cream ones I fuck with the sour cream Pringles there are just so many better chips than Pringles
Pringles are not the best chip brand. There's no question about it
Especially when you figure out how they make Pringles it's kind of gross
You ever think about how they're all uniform?
Yuck.
It's not because it came out of the fucking potato like that.
What's the best chip? Cape Cod chips?
Cape Cod chips, fuck me, those chips are awesome.
I love Cape Cod chips.
Or the chips that you get at Panera Bread when you order a sandwich and you can get a side of apple bread or chips.
And you go for the chips. Those are basically Cape Cod chips again.
Miss Vickie's. Miss Vickie's is fire. 100%.
The Lay's are better than Pringles. I'll say that.
And I think Lay's are pretty mid. Anyway, I move on.
I think it's fair to put me on the top 25. I think he makes an outsize impact. Rekai,
I think it's fine. Is it? I think it is, because I think you all know who Neon is. And even
if you say he's all-botted, everyone in here has been forced to watch a Neon clip
at some point in their life. I don't, I mean, for me, I guess I value more impact influence
that I necessarily do like, because if I'm making my list, like my list is like, who
my list is for fucking old men, my list like Northern lion squeaks, you know, I'm throwing
Cajal in there like my list is for boomers, bro
But impact and influence I think it's fine for him to be up here
Rekai, I guess fine
Rekai's on top 25. I think we're Christ crazy consistent
I think we're kind of noise the hell out of people because he's a lot of 17 year old
But I think it's fine. I think he's high
But I think he can be on the list
Same thing Ross. This is all fine ray. I'm cool with that
You extra Emily?
Okay, I'm fine with this
7 seems I
No shade to Emily. I like the extra Emily streams 7 seems high to me based off the names that I've seen before
Phantom 6 that's fine
Max okay
Sina for all right
Stable Ronaldo top three. I am the clip. Okay
Kaya to
This is confusing to me
Not because Kai does not have an impact in streaming
But they've really emphasized the right now, and I don't think Kai has streamed since October. I
Think he is seven months dry from streaming so it confuses me
Daddy's on this list. I'm assuming I'm number one. I haven't gotten there yet. Oh
Is there a top 50? Okay. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. Speeds in arguably number one.
And I think the names on this list are fine. I think there's some people missing.
I think there's some people missing on this list personally.
I feel like you need a marlin on this list. I think you need a cage or all this is it's
a very US centric list, which makes sense. But I think there are some international streamers
or streamers who are in a part of, I don't know, like Twitter culture that would like
help or are like in their own niche like quackity. You know what I mean? Like I feel like quackity has
a crazy pull and he puts so many streamers on. Okay, not being on this list is surprising to me.
I think Maya could easily be on this list.
Yeah. I think there's a lot of names missing. So ultimately it reads like somebody who doesn't
actually watch streams and watches clips of streams, which then when you look through the
list, it makes a lot of sense.
That in mind makes a lot of sense.
But you know what the real thing is?
The list doesn't fucking matter.
It doesn't fucking matter.
Yeah, the list doesn't matter.
And everyone knows a list doesn't matter,
The lists like that are, are, are, are there only like more and more inaccurate?
I feel like the more journalists opinions feel like,
like outdated.
I think,
I think I'd probably be the single best streamer journalists on earth.
If I wasn't a streamer, I have a journalism degree.
I'm way more tapped into streamer streaming than any journalist.
I can make a crazy top 25 list
Because I'm actually watching bro, I'm in the mines
My top five right now no questions asked number one Los Polos TV number two
Trainwrecks TV. Do you see something consistent amongst all these people?
It's people with TV in the name that is correct. All right
Feel like that's actually a main factor
Helps you know that there's streamer. Hi, Coots.
Hey, baby. How you doing? Hello.
But yeah, there's a lot of international streamers I put on the list, too.
There's a lot of international streamers that you put on the list.
Because I don't even think.
I think you'd have like maybe three Americans in the top ten, four.
I think you need Squeezy in the top 10. I think Onlypixel should be a top 25 streamer right now.
I got some opinions here.
KDroll 100%.
I think you still need to throw Yubai in there.
A meme? Yeah. I think a meme's got to play.
Kometo. Joe Bart. Dude, there's a lot of good-ass streamers.
You know what I'll say bro is I think streaming is in a better spot than it's ever been
There's there's I think people shit on streaming
But I think it's in the best spot it's ever been. I think streaming is it there's some great ass streamers out in the world
Ever yeah, when was it better time for streaming?
Better than COVID I'm coming streaming this dog shit, bro
A bunch of millionaires playing among us at their house.
Oh, wait, that was me.
Hmm.
But I do think COVID content was inarguably worse.
There's no question to ask.
COVID content was way worse than the content that came out like comes out now.
Thank you the beast for the twitch prime
It was great as a streamer but as a viewer, I don't know she was worse no questions
Anyway boys today we got a few things I want to do first
I want to go through and do a little unban form bingo again last time we got bingo in six minutes today
We're gonna see how quickly we can get bingo aka. How bad have you guys been as viewers?
So we're gonna go through we're gonna play till we get bingo that we're gonna wrap after that
I got a few videos that I want to watch shut up, dude
I got a few videos that I want to watch
So we're gonna take a look at those and then I think I'm gonna try the god gaming gauntlet again I
Haven't tried it in a couple of weeks because I've been a bit busy with some other things
But I want to take a stab at the god gaming gauntlet and maybe we'll also do some 1v1s against Leslie and 2x KO to practice for the tournament
I did boot it up. I did boot up 2x KO
So I have some reps in there.
All right, let the record show.
I'm not a bad captain.
A bit busy equals Jorkin.
I've not been Jorkin my peanuts.
Make a World Cup prediction?
Oh, I should.
When does the World Cup start?
It's soon, no?
Hi, kids.
Invisible is pretty far.
Is Minecraft on the God gamer gauntlet yeah, I'm gonna get my ass beat though
You're still the worst game don't care be Tyler one also. I'm not the worst captain, bro. I would
Dude
You have not watched the Tyler one streams, bro. He's verbally accosting his teammates
He's talking to them like I talked to my solo Q teammates. He's talking to them like the YARBOYS
talk to Aiden. Like it is, it is atrocious. LUD, where is the best sushi in LA? My favorite spot
is a place called Kiala Sushi. It's in Diamond Bar. It's pretty far out of standard LA,
but I like the people who work there a lot. If you go there, tell them I sent you. They'll
treat you really nice. That's a spot I know is shout out shout out Kyala. I think no booze overrated.
If you want like a really nice spot in LA like fancy. It's called scratch sushi by scratch
a really good spot in LA. If you're rich or want to blow a check, Cal is good sushi and
cheaper, cheaper, at least relative. Podger is going to be the Dodger again today. I hope
not. You don't care about blowing up your spot. No, I would like to blow my spot. Dude,
I individually probably tipped $15,000 to that spot during COVID. I love that spot
so much I was like paying just to keep them open I was going crazy
alright boys we have another round of unbanned form bingo you guys know how it
works we have a bunch of bad eggs you got banned or maybe wrongfully banned we
have a bingo board that we're gonna mark off for every single unbanned
requests once we hit bingo it is over our record is a 558 let's see if we can
beat it today let's jump in we have our first round and I'm going just from most
recent today so there's no pre-selection of this it is all fair and honest boom
who is emeero talking about emeero talking about on her stream okay so
right off bat that is a one-time chatter where is it where is it where
is it? Where is it? Maybe it's not here. Fuck, it's not here. I don't understand what the
fuck they got banned for and I don't understand why what they were asking. Who is Emory talking
about in her stream? Probably a drama frog. I'm assuming it's a, let's assume it's
a drama frog type more emotes that dude that's always the advice for any chatter
who's a bad chatter type more emotes love you lugg but this is just an emmy
or dub Gigi should have drafted Emmy go Red Bull Emmys the better league Red
Bull star brother fuck this I've my dog fuck this live my dog died I'd also
Slug that shit what?
Sorry was drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk
Sorry
But still don't think it's that wrong. However, really sorry for Swift. Oh
Okay, bye
Okay next
verse of the day if you confess with your mouth Jesus is the Lord in
Believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead you will be saved for it is with your heart that you believe you are justified
Okay, so he's just dropping Bible verses
He's just dropping Bible verses been following since 20. Oh, no, not even following anymore
Okay, I'm just I'm not gonna unban because they unfollowed me
But I I don't I don't think there anything on here necessarily
Shout out Jesus real talk
address the gay sex allegations address the war okay so first off address the
war you insensitive prick I'm typing this to prove to the pre-recorded or that
love is a warlike spirited man what did I even do okay called me gay is that on
here called me gay boom easy what did I even do dude you can't fucking spell
for starters okay next you say that until you need to buy granite counter or
backyard someone made a lot of money on cow sheet at Ludwig and then they got
banned I don't know why I was banned I don't know why they're banned I don't
think they did anything wrong I think it's a bad band didn't deserve it Tim
banned them I don't know what it is but I'm gonna say I'm banned I don't
think they deserve that. I don't know. Tim gets crazy, I guess. Next. Okay. Um, okay.
Hello? Okay. I don't even, I shouldn't read it. I don't know why I started to read it.
I apologize for starting to read it. Okay. Um, this is in the free TTS three stream.
I thought it'd be funny by making it do an Asian accent
and then say, testicles, my bad, I won't do it again.
I won't do it again.
It's a bar for bar quote.
Let's see how long were they following.
They were following for six years.
Okay, I'm gonna go five plus your follower.
I'm gonna mark that one off.
I will unban.
The TTS stream was a mistake.
Let's be clear.
Okay, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. My rcpb is better than yours lul ohm
My bad. I was being chatty and it came off disrespectful wasn't trying to be toxic got carried away in the moment will happen again much
Love if I remember correctly did
What happened here, why did I ban them?
They were making fun of my gameplay
Did I ban them because I said prove it or did I just snap ban them?
Bandem because of ego is what it is. What's your PB?
Why is Feinberg getting cooked? Substance from Feinberg incoming. Looting three from
Rune Portal, surely. Loop up. You're talking a bit too much, Loki. Not enough commentating on
the game. And then I banned them. Honestly speaking, I do not know what I said. Oh,
I honestly speak out of the not I said there's all in a band
This is during the match of infumi vs awkward game two was a little talking about the nether I push or Z then change talking about baseball
So we missed some important steps of the run. I acknowledge
That I could have worded my concerns better, but it still seems quite harsh to me
I don't know. I probably got tilted because it's my fucking stream dude. There's literally a caster you can listen to
That's my shit
But I don't think this is a duck I don't think it's a bingo
I don't think it's a bingo.
I'm fine on ban.
It's just my stream.
Don't tell me how to drive the bus.
It's a double down.
Yeah, I agree.
It's a double down.
I do not know what I said.
No, it's not really a double down.
I actually don't think it's a double down.
Uh, okay.
What do it uses immigrants to be right?
Interesting.
Brother, you are only talk about immigrants when it helps your own situation.
Okay, just to be clear my I
I'm a first generation American
My mother's an immigrant. What are we talking about here?
Hey mods, I'll watch what I type next time just want to be a part of the community and see other people's chats
Okay, classic classic
Classic classic classic. You know what? That's a good apology succinct to the point. I got no problems with it
That's a good apology
Welcome back
Ludwig, your wife is too flirty, bro. I'm a good man, brethren. Okay, that's a first-time chatter. Do we already have that?
No, we don't have it on here. I remember that.
Fuck you, Ludwig. I tried, pal. This is the beast in, so I'll catch you, but Amir is getting her nuts off to me, pal. Okay.
you
You
Sit in the chair like a good boy
Okay. Um, AI slop, get Charfleek Kirk video. One Chuck Dirt video coming right up. This
shit is creepy. Having bad credit as a millionaire is embarrassing. You're a millionaire. How do
you have bad credit? You banned the words I wanted to say. Love Mazin improved my message
that is very topical. Honestly, I think I was drunk. I'm a sober person now. Just
to be clear, these messages were, oh, you know what? Actually in September. Hold up.
They were in September, sober seven months, that's pretty impressive.
Respect.
Congrats on the sobriety.
Is this anything here?
Not really, right?
Not really.
Okay, let's see, let's see, well, level are they on?
What difficulties is the stage?
Please give up.
What chain length is this?
in my lobby monkey ball these two have a combined IQ of a hundred actual monkeys
I'm very sorry for the mean comment please you give me here's a photo of
Ludwig should I open this am I gonna get the ox
what
I don't want to un-bang you now, bro, like... fucking asshole, dude.
Like, fucking asshole.
AI Apology.
It is also an AI Apology.
Oh!
AI Apology!
Bang!
Wait, that's Bingo!
Bingo!
Cross Bingo!
AI Apology, because I use AI to make the image.
Holy bingo
That's not AI it's obviously not a real picture of me
Trevor added me and added atriox and I have cancer okay
damn it, dude
Pulled out a nuke in the unbanned form
All I want to do is watch marketing Monday on a tree extreme, but he permaband me for repeating something
I heard moise I don't even know didn't even know it was a spoiler all I heard is there's extra levels of you a hundred percent
Oh, this isn't even in my stream
Are there's extra levels of you 100 cents looks on got permaban please unbammy from his chat
I've been falling for Ludwig for six years, but would take this ban if it meant getting unban in a truck stream
Okay, you have cancer so I'm trying to be nice about it, but like I'm not gonna fucking like what is this?
Keep me banned in your stream. You know what dude? I'm gonna do you worse
I'm gonna keep you been an h-rock stream and unbanned you in mine
Tune into my marketing Mondays, please and by that I mean I have a sponsor
Monday, please watch it
Double bingo, okay, okay this guy's a sicko
All right, that's it y'all
That's it. That is bingo our final time 14 minutes not our fastest
But we had we you know what it's always fun to have a new bingo
It's always fun to have bingo in a new way
All right boys, let's move on we got some react content. I want to take a look at
Do another one we do it every day. So we just only want a day
I think it's a good way to start the stream. It gets us into the flow things. It's fun, but let's not let's not overdo it
Let's not overdo it, you know
Because if we do like five in a day, then it's less fun if we do it every day, you know I'm saying
Anyway, there's some videos. I want to take a look at today
The first one is just called load away core cores posted on the sub right
I take a look at everything on the subreddels thinking people. What's going on? I just I
Wish I was better. I
I just wish I was better it's all I feel I just feel like a disappointment
I'm not good enough I'm not good enough I can't do it I don't have a mental
I
Am okay trying my best in failing
I am not okay with fucking losers who sit on their fucking ass will never achieve shit
And their entire self-worth comes from fucking roasting them. I don't love it. I hate it
I wish you weren't around on the same earth as me
I
Don't have natural talent. I'm not skilled in anything particularly
My whole life
And when I try I can be at best above average. I
Have fucking nothing going for me and I have to stare it in the face every fucking Thursday when I show up here
you are so ass okay why do you say okay true why do you say you run like a
Pokemon my whole life I am coasting what the fuck does that and when I try I can
be the best above average what does that mean I run like a Pokemon I have
fucking nothing going for me and I have to stare it in the face every fucking
Thursday when I show up here you are so ass okay why is it repeat me to me I'm
thinking to myself should I even fucking do the laundry but it can't and I
can't give them what they deserve because I'm not good enough was a laundry
line there was they even talking fun to me fine call me fat little cow Chud I
I don't care.
When it's over, there's no way you can come back.
You have wasted all of the years,
all the years of beautiful media that has told you otherwise.
It is wasted on you.
That's it, bro.
I got last place.
I'm fucking ass.
I shouldn't get better.
I shouldn't get so much.
I kind of just feel like now here's a sump.
Thanks, man.
Oh my god, bro.
My life is a series of sheltering my ego in different games, different wins.
They're not real.
Underneath it all, I'm a fucking loser, bro.
I'm a loser.
I'm bad at fucking idioties, man.
Hello, you guys, ladies and gentlemen, what is
John C.S.
saying the 10 gifted open scope stream.
I can't stream right.
Don't say true.
We're sage farming.
You good?
It's supposed to like tight paths.
What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong, bro.
Why?
Do I look weird?
No, you're just great.
You're talking.
I heard some banging on the truck.
I hear you're banging.
Like, there's a ruckus.
No, I'm stuffed.
I can't do it. I'm not good enough. I'm not good enough.
Anyway my team's going to crush this Thursday. Can't wait for 2XKL. Can't wait bruh shit's
gonna go crazy. All right, there's a Hank Green video that
dropped today. It's called I just want to fix things. And
apparently he makes a mention of me and it's also a good video.
So let's take a look. I like Hank Green. Let's watch a Hank
Green video.
Maybe won't sound depressing. One of my more depressing takes
and maybe won't sound depressing at first, but it goes
something like this in our current era, anything that will
get watched will get made. And that might just sound
obvious to you, but it didn't used to be like this. We
use anything that will get watched will get made.
Yeah, I think that's true. To a fault.
Just to say, oh, that we're making content for kids, let's make sure that this stuff is super enriching.
There were also times when people were like, oh, so there's a market for racist slop?
That doesn't matter, we just won't publish those videos.
But that's not what happens anymore.
Now we have Fruit Love Island in toy unboxings and the various racists that I'm not going to name.
But I've been thinking about my take here, and it is wrong.
I think that there is a very vital piece of nuance to add to it.
An wild thing here, like 1971 was when Herbert Simon
basically called this, he was writing about a future
where information was about to become abundant.
And he put, this is crazy work for 1971.
And he pointed out that the thing that would get scarce
wasn't information, it was attention.
He had his own little phrase that he coined,
a wealth of information creates a poverty of attention.
This guy, great, and I don't think the five gift,
let me think about that sentence.
abundance of information. He had his own little phrase that he coined. A wealth of information
creates a poverty of attention. A wealth of information creates a poverty of attention.
Too much information, the attention goes away. Interesting.
Interesting. Wealth of information. So we need a wealth of good information.
to drown out the bad information, but we can't, because now AI makes information, and they make information far faster and more efficiently than us forever.
This guy was looking at fax machines and going, yeah, this is going to be a problem.
I feel like he would have been turned to dust by a TikTok algorithm, but he was right.
There is a very new structure of the world since we have gotten access to much more information than we could possibly consume,
consume, which is a relatively new phenomenon. And I'm very in on that phenomenon. I spend all my
time in it. I surf those waves. You cannot compete on obligation. You have to make stuff that people
want to watch. But here's my correction, because there are things that people absolutely will
watch that are nonetheless not getting made. And there's a very basic and obvious reason why
it's that it isn't cheap. When everybody is created, there isn't just a system that surfaces
This is the stuff that people will pay attention to.
There are subsystems below the surface that make it so that it's a lot easier to highlight
and to have be discovered people who are doing things very cheaply.
I've always said this about like video game streamers, it's like the easiest job, but
it's like hardest to be great at.
So I'm a surface of it.
Sorry, that's where my mention is.
It's not it.
First off, okay.
Woo!
Lots of impact there.
What are you saying?
I've heard people who are doing things very cheaply.
I've always said this about like video game streamers.
It's like the easiest job.
So, let me stop you there.
Name a harder job.
There's one correct answer.
There's one job that is harder
than being a video game streamer.
Oil rigging, they get like so many months off.
That's a joke of an answer.
Bricklang, so they get vitamin D while doing it.
I'm sheltered all day.
I have to go on walks to make sure I get my vitamin D.
Teacher, ha!
Sorry, you make me laugh.
A mother, a mother takes care of one at most five.
I take care of thousands every day.
The only job harder than being a video game streamer is being a pregnant video game streamer.
That is it.
Or being a complex magazine journalist because you have to be a big fucking idiot while
writing articles.
And that's probably hard.
That's probably hard because you got to write about shit you don't even know about.
You're winging it every day in the office.
it's like hardest to be great at.
So on the surface of it,
it's just a person playing video games and talking,
which seems like everyone would be kind of equally good at that,
but it turns out that's very much not the case.
Nope, nope, nope, nope,
because you haven't seen the game play.
All right, you got to be an elite gamer,
like Tens, Timmy, myself, a fourth person,
but because the barrier to entering into that market
is very low, lots of people enter into it,
and that means that the best people learn
from each other and surface each other.
And so you have this field of like millions of people trying to do this from which you select like Ludwig, you know
Damn good-ass picture of me the fuck
Damn, I look good here. I'm glad even grab a new one in my bald era
I look good as hell. I get what you guys are talking about with the eyeballs. Can I say that I?
Get it. I see it, but I think my head still did like find the guy who's like handsome and he's wait
What the fuck, Glaze? Okay, wait, keep going, keep going.
Sorry, let's run this from the beginning.
And surface each other.
And so you have this field of like millions of people trying to do this
from which you select, like Ludwig.
You know, you like find the guy who's like handsome, and he's funny,
and he's great at Smash Bros.
Or like pretty good enough, it's Smash Bros.
And he's got good ideas, and he'll charm your pants off.
And he'll come on my show sometimes.
And I don't know exactly how to articulate this,
but like there's an element where it's like,
if it's gonna get washed, it's gonna get made.
And you definitely see that.
But also, there's an element of if the media that I don't even get how that related
Am I crazy? I don't even get how that related. I just like that part of the video
That was an awesome part of the video
Don't even understand what how it ties into the broader point
Just an awesome thing for me to watch w day for me. Hell yeah
is being created is very inexpensive lots of people will do it and the best ones will get
surfaced I guess that is true that it is very competitive that's true yeah there's always
this conversation that comes up because it's like an easy conversation and also candidly
boring as hell but it's like streaming is a harder than a nine or whatever and I think and I
think like obviously being a streamer and making as much money as I do and
getting to play video games rules so it's easier in the sense that it gives
joy to me and I think most people in line if I don't get joy from my job but
it is also true that there are a lot of streamers I don't know how to find it
I think Twitch Tracker has it.
There's a lot of streamers.
There were one million unique streamers this week.
An average of a million unique streamers, sorry, every day.
One million active streamers daily,
which is a lot of people.
Yeah, that's a lot of people.
So you have to do better than a lot of people.
And that's just on Twitch.
It doesn't include YouTube or cake or whatever.
So that competitive part, yeah, I buy that.
I think it's not to belabor it too much, but I do think a lot of being the best
out of the million has to do with like maybe an initial point of luck and then like maintaining
success as opposed to necessarily being the best, does that make sense? Like people who
are on top usually stay on top even if they're not innovating in the space. And there's
a lot of like OG streamers who I'm not going to put on blast, but like they're kind of
coasting in the sense that they're not innovating in the space. They're not doing anything
new. They just have a built in audience and like that audience is like very comfortable
that streamer and they're like a part of their daily routine. And it's more like a connection
that was formed as opposed to that streamer like really pushing the boundaries. But then
I think when there is a streamer who's like smaller but far and away better than these
people, they usually end up blowing up as long as they don't quit.
And so you end up in a world where a lot of the most talented, most successful people
are making stuff that's very inexpensive to make, but very obviously you might get
like way more views on a video that cost a lot more to make, but that video will never
get made and the people who are capable of making that video, the people who would be
great at making that kind of content, will never find out that they were going to make
that kind of content because there is no market for it.
And so that's like a bit of a problem, but that problem becomes bigger when it comes
to educational content.
Like,
Adjudicate, dude, dude, hoof, nightmare.
Educational content seems like a nightmare to be in.
Right over a fact that you might get like way more views on a video that helps people
understand atomic orbitals or cognitive bias or the French Revolution, but that video if
it's gonna like be inside of the market for educational media, it has to be written by
informed researchers and professionally fact-checked and standards aligned so that it's easy for
teachers to plug it into a lesson plan and trust me that costs a lot more, like
way more than you could ever make from a YouTube channel.
Yeah, I think most, quote unquote,
educational content these days would be more so branded
in like infotainment.
And you can almost just tell by the cadence
of the upload schedule.
Like, I don't think you could consider, for the most part,
there are very few of any educational channels
that are uploading daily.
Like a channel that has the ability to output daily
isn't educational in the same way,
just because they're not able
to like put in the proofreading the work or whatever into like ensuring that it is always
high quality educational content.
So I think infotainment seems to be the, because you know what I realize is people really like
education they think is educational. I think people like watching YouTube
because everyone scrolls right? We're all scrollers so everybody likes watching
something and then feeling like it wasn't a waste of their time. I think if you were
to take those same people and whatever their infotainment of choice is and then
like, you know, quiz them on the things a week later, you know, they'd probably forget
a lot. They'd probably get things wrong, maybe because whether they're watching from isn't
like diligent enough in the research, like there'd be a lot of holes. But the fee feels
probably as valuable to the end user as watching like a, I don't know, Khan Academy video
some shit. In 2013, an Italian programmer named Alberto Randolini was watching a televised
political debate where one guy was just firehosing nonsense and the other guy was visibly drowning,
trying to correct any of it, and Randolini tweeted what is now called Randolini's Law,
which states that refuting BS takes orders of magnitude more energy than producing it.
So BS isn't just cheap to make, it's cheap to make and expensive to refute. The fact-checkers
and the explainers and the people whose whole job is to say, like, wait, that's not quite
They're playing defense in a game where the offense costs like ten times less.
And I'm not just talking out of my butt here.
In 2018, a team at MIT published a study in Science where they looked at every verified true and verified false news story that spread on Twitter from 2006 to 2017.
126,000 stories, 3 million people, 4.5 million tweets.
They found that the false news reached 1,500 people around six times faster than true news.
So it's not just cheaper, it's more appealing.
were 70% more likely to be retweeted than the truth.
And of course it is, because if you want something
that sounds really good and will hook into your brain
and get people to get mad and retweet it,
it's a lot easier to come up with that fact
if you don't have to care whether it's actually a fact.
Wasn't the bots?
Yeah, now I think what happens,
at least I think a lot of people's behavior
is similar to mine, where you see a news story
and you instantly don't believe it.
So you either Google the news story
Or the really lazy version is you click the tweet,
you click the first reply, which is,
grok is this true, you click that blue checks person's tweet,
and then you see what grok says about it,
or maybe like a community note,
and then you move on through fucking day,
because you actually don't care that much.
For the most part, you don't give a fuck that much.
But it is crazy.
I did. I did.
It was the humans people share lives faster than the truth because like it's the same but like to be fair
I actually don't think the behavior of grok is this true is that bad
It's the same shit that people do on a reddit where they see a reddit story or a reddit post
They scroll to like the top two comments and then they align their opinion with whatever the top two comments say. Oh
Oh, that's the most upvoted comment in reaction to this story.
Okay, that's probably the truth then.
You know, a lot of people are upvoting this,
you know, rule of majority, whatever the fuck you call it.
Eyes get to be more novel and more surprising than reality
because they are not constrained by reality.
So this is the world that educational content
on YouTube has to exist in.
Crash Course is the best thing that I have ever done.
Of course, I did not really do it.
I just helped.
I helped start it.
of people over the years have made it much better than Crash Course.
The best thing Hank Green ever did.
Is that true?
What about the Yard podcasts?
I ever could have Crash Course works because that's not fine.
It is not just one person with a camera and an opinion.
It's writers and editors and consultants and fact checkers and producers and
animators and hosts and people whose whole job is to say that's not quite
right. A sentence that has prevented more harm than any of us will ever know.
I love that.
I love that it is. I used to watch Crash Course all the time growing up.
Dude, I watched a fuck ton of Crash Course. I really like history,
so I just watched Crash Course shit on history, but then also like for classes and shit.
Crash Course has been around forever, dude, made by a bunch of people who are devoted not
to being the loudest or the hottest or the most algorithmically spicy, but to being useful and
accurate and clear and engaging and winning on its own merits. Crash Course is not asking people to
watch it. You know what's annoying though is about educational content? And I guess algorithms in
general is that recent content performs much better than old content. But the information
doesn't change oftentimes. Like if you were to make a video explaining, I don't know, like a
Max velocity or some shit
That information is the same now as it was 10 years ago, but the video from 10 years ago is no longer
Effective at getting a new audience
He's like remake the video or like re-uploaded I guess making itself watchable
We do not do that. We do not turn a velocity thing. I couldn't think the word say. Oh, you have to watch it
You're gonna feel bad. I'm your teacher might make you watch it
But our job is to make people wants to watch crash course
So absolutely, we will compete for the attention, but there is no way that we compete economically.
Crash Course does very well. It gets a lot of views and could never support itself the way
that most YouTube videos do. Most-
Do we need a new Bill Nye? I don't think we need a new Bill Nye because I don't think a Bill Nye
would be as successful anymore. Like, that's not how content works. There's like too many
options. You need an incentive for an army of Bill Nye's. Do you know what I'm saying?
Because it's not going to be like one dude.
We're looking at him. I think Hank Green's phenomenal. But I don't think Hank Green alone
can fix this burden. I think you need a whole host of incentives to have a bunch of Hank
Green's or Bill Nye's or Carl Sagan's or whatever, but you need a whole host.
Niall Red is doing this, but modern, I think Niall Red would be under
like infotainment or edutainment, whatever you want to call it.
Niall Red does shit that he thinks is cool that gets views, but it's not always
Is the like the practical applications and learnings from it are not the same as like
I guess a crash course video comparison.
Internet content works because it's cheap.
It arose from a system that rewarded people figuring out how to make good content for not
a lot of money.
But there was no way to do that with crash courts.
It has to be expensive.
We already know what happens when expensive educational media tries to survive in a market
that rewards cheap content.
watched this happen in my life. I watched it. When I started watching TLC, it was
called the learning chant. TLC launched in 1980 doing instructional and
educational program and over the course of a couple of decades it just drifted
away. The educational stuff got more expensive. Didn't TLC have Johnny K plus
eight in like home makeovers? To make the reality stuff got cheaper to make.
Math happened, and they changed the name from the learning channel to TLC.
Even worse is the history channel, like, I'll-
Dude, the history channel had a-
like, a generational fall-off.
You can see the exact turning point.
It is Alien Guy.
Allow Pond Stars.
I think you could learn something from Pond Stars.
Ancient Aliens, though, is like, misinformation.
You know, the- the pyramids were not built by humans.
That's just fake.
Discovery did this.
Like they changed the slogan from explore your world to entertain your brain. That's funny.
That's it on the nose. Yeah, they fell off crazy. History and discovery fell off crazy style.
Because the history channel used to be, do you remember when shark week was a thing?
Like discovery made a week just to learn about sharks.
And then I remember watching a series on discovery where it was a post-apocalyptic world and how
people would try to rebuild society. That show's kind of lit, though.
Almost like a confession, you know?
There's also an academic term, the history channel effect, coined by a professor in
Wisconsin in 2010 to describe the situation where people cannot tell the difference between
actual documentaries and documentary-shaped entertainment.
And that's...
Dude, and documentaries these days felled off.
I think documentaries got bad.
I think documentaries became like sensationalist movies.
The Netflix effect on documentaries.
Yeah, the colony.
That's a show.
I was thinking of the Netflix effect on documentaries.
Ooh.
Dude, I'll say it.
YouTube documentaries are slop.
I dread seeing a YouTube documentary on my homepage.
I think every single YouTube documentary on YouTube is following literally one script
that they have humans centipeded into its most broken down version.
We're eating shit.
The point, that's why they make it look that way because the content looks like it's
teaching them something but it isn't.
And of course all of those channels, when they made those transitions, they did not
fail.
Some network executive out there was right.
They were able to make those things more profitable.
They just stopped doing the thing they started out to do, because the thing they started out
to do cost too much.
People think it's because there wasn't an audience for it.
That's not true.
That wasn't the problem.
It's just that it was more expensive to make the hard stuff, and they wanted to stop being
constrained by reality.
So they made the fake stuff.
That is a mess that educational media has been falling into for 40 years, and that
absolutely affected a big decision
that my brother and I made this year.
We could have sold that company.
And there were people who offered us money for it
and we took those meetings and we took them seriously
because like maybe there was an opportunity
to go bigger, to do more.
But there was just no way that I felt
that we were gonna be guaranteed to not head down
into a world where we just kept making it cheaper.
And so we took a different path
Complexly is the company that makes crash course and a bunch of other educational YouTube video channels
And my brother and I started it 15 years ago and this year January 1st
We became a nonprofit organization because there's just always gonna be that gravity
You know, it's expensive to make crash course and it should be and if we were trying to figure out how to
Would you have sold show Baca? I think you mean would you have sold?
would of is
Not a sentence would have is the sentence
And I'm happy to educate you guys.
Make it cheaper.
We'd figure out how to make it cheaper.
And I wouldn't want to do that.
We wanted to set up the company so that nobody ever gets to make the math in the wrong way.
People want to understand the world.
They want to know why wars happened.
They want to know how their bodies work and what money is and why history unfolded
the way it is and whether the mitochondria is as important as everybody's saying
it is.
calling me illiterate. English is my third language. Hold on, I just corrected you. Don't
be defensive. You were just wrong about something and I taught you. No one called you illiterate.
I'm actually looking through the comments right now. Not a single person called you
illiterate. Hold up. I actually genuinely have every single comment pulled up between
your comment and the second one. And not one person even typed the word illiterate.
You were the first person to say the word illiterate.
Not one person, no one's, it's a simple correction.
And this is, you know what, and not to harp on you.
You did in another stream.
Okay, we have baggage.
We have baggage.
All right.
Okay.
I'm not here to argue with you.
I think it's okay to just learn something
and not get upset about it.
I think it's okay.
You know what?
It's one of the greatest joys in life is learning.
I'm learning every day.
There's so much I don't know.
And there's so much I would love to know.
But I am sorry if I did that in another stream.
I don't remember this.
You brought this up in a day where I didn't do this act.
So I don't remember this thing you're talking about.
We're all learning together.
Problem is not that people don't want good information,
they do.
Problem is that good information is expensive
and bad information is cheap.
We can't change that,
but we can build structures that survive it anyway.
What did I do this year?
I made-
A different one, Valmerix.
My company, a non-profit organization.
But another thing that we do
is that we take a moment to decide right now
whether you are able to buy a Crash Course coin.
I'm not asking you to buy one.
I'm asking you to take a moment
to think about whether you can.
Cause if everybody does that, then they-
What is he doing the thing I used to do?
Don't tear to sub, but consider it.
Simply consider, I love that.
If you will realize that yes,
you are that person who can help us.
You can get a Crash Course coin.
These are minted in Arkansas
from hand engraved dies at Shire Post Mint.
And I do want you to know
that Crash Course might be expensive for a YouTube channel,
but it's extremely cheap for an educational resource.
If we charged what traditional educational media companies
charge for this stuff,
we would make hundreds of millions of dollars of property.
I already bought a coin.
Pussy, where's your fucking coin, bitch?
Come at me, I already bought one months ago.
I bought one months ago, I've been tapped in,
and you trying to pawn off your responsibility
as a human to make society better on a millionaire
because you know as a fact
that you won't do anything to help.
And maybe you'll say it today, it's because you're broke,
but whenever you come in money,
you won't think about it either, you're a selfish man.
And I don't blame you for it.
Most men are selfish.
But don't pawn off your responsibility
make the world better onto someone else. It is on you regardless of your societal or economic
income here, but we cannot charge for it. Once you start charging, there's a bunch of bureaucracy
that comes in and teachers have to get their administrators to buy it and then you have
to like take them out to dinner and there's all these big companies that do this stuff
and we don't want to do that. We want to be used in schools, not because somebody
told the teachers they had to and said here we bought this thing for you, but
because it's free. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. A lot of people are
typing W O A H to say, well, actually, actually a bastardized
spelling of the correct word. What was W H O A? And through
internet slang, turn to W O A H. But that was never a word. Fun
fact. Now obviously the way language works is still it's
still correct. It's still fine. Just a fun little fact, though.
We and they're using it because they want to and the
students are using it because they want to. That's the only reason Crash Course gets used in schools
because people want to use it. And so we have to be cheap because we have to be free, but we cannot
be as cheap as YouTube videos. We spend like pennies per student who uses Crash Course. And we
make less than that unless you count the coin. The Crash Course coin comes in a few flavors
representing your ability to help us reach 2,000, 10,000, 20,000, 100,000, or 200,000,
200,000 learners. And yeah, I don't know if we're going to sell any of those. That one's expensive.
We make a very limited number of them, which helps us budget for our year ahead and also plan for
projects that the Crafts-Wrestling thinks are likely to be strategically important and impactful.
And again, obviously, not everyone can buy one. So I'm not asking you to buy one. I'm asking
everyone to consider whether they can. This way, Crafts-Wrestling will be available to everyone
for free because the people who can pay pay so that the people who can't don't
What should you buy? I bought 12 of the 200k one because I'm a millionaire and I thought I should just use all my money for this.
Maybe that's stupid. I don't know.
Two.
That's how you make a thing that doesn't work, work, and it is amazing that it does.
And it does, but only because you...
What did you buy?
Already have considered and some portion of you have realized that maybe you are one of those people
and those people went down to the description and clicked on the link to CrashCourseCoin.com
And here I am having just finished out in the studio realizing that I haven't told you the important thing
which is that this is not a thing that goes on for a long.
So if you thought about it and you're like, I am gonna do that and then you were like,
but I'll do it in a second, just do it now.
Because that way you definitely won't forget and miss this year's opportunity.
Okay, thank you.
And again, forget it.
Just consider.
I'm a monthly contributor to NPR.
How about you?
Actually, also.
But in general, you know, I find that a lot of people get defensive about the ability to give towards things that they would otherwise care about.
I think it's okay if you don't.
You don't have to get defensive.
I donate a fuck ton of money.
I'm rich.
But I also like doing the thing.
But I also did that when I wasn't as rich.
And I think it's chill.
I don't even get mad.
I don't get mad at it.
It's good for taxes.
I think you have, um, I think the world has hurt you, man.
I think the world has hurt you in your cynical in a way that hopefully you recover from.
You know, I think cynical is good.
It can defend you against certain situations in life, but you've lost your wins and you've
lost your love.
That's not a denial.
We've spoken about it.
think by and large people have a big misunderstanding of taxes. Like for example, there's a difference
between running a charity stream where none of the money goes to me, goes directly to
the charity and the person who actually writes off on their taxes are the people who donate
and then donating and then getting that as a tax write-off. But I also don't think
It's a bad thing. I think people use that in an accusatory way.
That's actually really negative to do.
Like I think we shouldn't.
I think that's the whole point of the tax benefit is it incentivizes people
who have means that others don't to make the donation to a cause that they care
about. I think it's a good thing.
But I think people bring it up every time as a way to combat it as if now
it's not a good thing.
I don't care. And I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm an ex just fine means that I
I don't care if the person did it from purely altruistic decisions, right?
If they donate to a cause that I think is good for charity, only because of taxes, they
still donate to the cause, I'm cool with that.
But you know, when I run, for example, the charity drive for like Fast 53, there's no
tax write-off because the money raised doesn't go through me, it goes to the charity
directly or the charities in that case. Except for maybe what I donate. I obviously do donate
personally so that I could. But you know. Doesn't Ron OU charity stream? Wait he does
doesn't he? Did he ever do it?
FaceTimeSableRonaldo
FaceTimeRon
Is this who I think it is? Yeah, it was Ron.
Is he in my phone as Ron?
Who did I just face on?
Who the hell is Ron?
I don't think it's McDonald.
Okay, fair enough.
I
There's another video I want to watch actually you know what maybe it's too late. Oh, he's calling back
Ron I'm live
This list
No, I actually was calm because I was hoping you would because I think you're mad if you're worried
I think you're a good guy would tell me where the charity stream is at. You owe me. Oh
Oh, it's true.
Good day.
I'll do it.
Let's say what day is it today?
How about Thursday?
Does it matter?
So basically I can't stream until what?
I think you have to raise chat.
What was the number?
It was a certain amount of money.
I can text you that amount.
I
50k what
50 bands
So I'm never gonna end my stream then. What do you mean Ron? You have motion dude
I think you could raise 50k in like a couple hours no problem
Okay, so how does it work I just set it up so the money gets like
I don't know if it's worse if you receive it and donate it for you and the viewer you should just have like it like a Tiltify link I
Don't know how that work for you help me set it up. I'll just put it in my I'll set it up. I'll set it up and I'll get you the link
That's why I called you because I know you I know you just forget you forget what you got a lot going on
You're busy guy got motion. They say
Not even close, not even close, but top, top 10, no question asked, I genuinely believe that.
All right, we're just texting. All right, man, I'll text you.
I mean, top three is crazy. Definitely top 10, no questions asked, top 10.
No questions asked, I think he's top 10.
Three is crazy. Three is crazy. Three is crazy.
What place do you deserve?
You know, I think when I, when I retire, I think I'll retire a top 25 streamer all time.
That's my goal.
But I don't think I'm top 25 right now.
I think the biggest impact I've had for my content hasn't even been streaming this
year.
It was like tip to tip.
It wasn't even live.
I
Top 10 all time I there's a lot of impactful shriemers that you know
Maybe I can get there, but I need them never five years minimum
I'm not there right now
All right
Boys, few things.
Little reminder this Friday, it is the return of the beat-off, this time featuring Aiden.
But, your posture is abysmal brother.
Your neck way too forward.
Fix that ish.
In addition to my cells, Nick and Slime, Ann, Porter replied, I think he might be
down a judge.
I think he might be down a judge.
Nakey Jakey said yes.
Porter I think might be down.
And I think Bishu might be our third.
I think we might have three.
We might have three.
But just so you know, like I,
and I need to preface this guys,
don't go into this beat off thinking
I'm gonna make some silly funny beat.
I'm gonna make the hardest shit you've ever heard.
No, I'm genuinely gonna make beats that are gonna freaking blow your mind
It's not gonna be no jokie ha ha
Did I really just forget that episode the pedophile
It's gonna be
Hard as fuck
can you sample I literally sampled my last beat better off alone have you ever heard of
it
B shoes on tour baby no money yeah I know you told me
All right. All right, guys, we're already 90 minutes in. I was going to watch another video, but I'll watch it tomorrow. Actually, no, I'm not live tomorrow. I forgot. I'm not streaming tomorrow. I have to do a shoot.
But today, we can do our God Gamer Gauntlet.
Give it another run.
Last time, I think we did decent.
I think we got to five maybe.
I think we got pretty far.
So today we're running it back.
It's the God Gamer Gauntlet.
If you guys don't know how this works, very simply,
I have to, as an individual, win 10 online PvP games.
TVP games in a row if I lose I reset that's it
Okay
So let's pull up our boom boom
Boom boom boom there we go
There we go.
Check discord for link.
Wait.
Timmy have a link.
Oh my god.
Tim.
Oh my god.
Tim.
Wait.
I love when Tim does his job.
Good.
Tim is that bad?
Tim so you know.
Say it's not bad Tim.
Tim where'd Tim go?
Look at this!
I leaked it again. Fuck. Okay. Jesus Christ loving dumbass
What do we need the run number I think
I'm going to swap one team, I don't know how much you have control of that, but I think
I want to swap around a bit. I think the last time we did this
Our games were let's take a look. Let's take a look. Oh
I don't have it wait. There it is
This is our games last time we did it
So we had chess I'm blocking it a bit
We had chess Rocket League Street Fighter 2x KO Geo guest her rivals B3 CS 2 League of Legends FCS
R for me that's actually good
Wait, that actually works.
I did a different game last time though, didn't I?
Oh yeah, I removed Pokemon and moved to 2xKL, that was it.
Okay, then never mind, we're keeping the list the same.
Only one fighting game, there's three.
I'll probably put 2xKL third after Rocket League.
Actually, I should also do GeoGuessor.
Let me, oh, I had GeoGuessor.
I think my order is going to be chess,
Geo Gasser, Rocket League, 2XKO.
Actually, you know what? Let's just,
let's do 2XKO second maybe.
How about, okay, wait, we have chess, 2XKO.
Now, let's do chess and Geo Gasser back to back because of browser games.
Chess, Geogacer, 2xK0, Rocket League, Street Fighter 6,
Rivals V3R2, CS2, League of Legends, CS4, Fortnite.
Is that 10?
Wait, this is actually so doable.
I genuinely think that I might do this first try.
I actually am good at all these games.
All right, boys, give it a shot.
I think my best odds for Chess is in bullet.
It might be a 3-2 game, but you know what time? Let's do 1-1
Valorant I might throw Valorant in but it would it would replace the s2, but I feel fine about it. I should place this too
Okay, we're in
Okay, we're gonna go with a Scandinavian defense classic accepted. We're gonna back up all the way to home
Okay, we're gonna play this card right here. This just stops any um
shenanigans. Let's pull out this and let's do a fiancato into a raised
bishop here. We can cast on the left now. You know what, actually, if we do that
we're not gonna castle. I'm gonna move this up one. This attacks this but that's
fine. It's not double attacked yet and there's no way for someone to get there.
I'm gonna move the queen up one bring out the the night and then castle long side. I think
They have a battery formed here attacking the queen something to be concerned about long term
But I think we're fine. So when we castle will have a rook defending
Okay, there it is. So now our rook creates a battery and this is actually quite an attacked piece
Defended one two three attacked one two three
We could push up here. It does weaken our king a bit.
Let's just move our king over. It's a safe move.
He might go here. I think it's fine if he does.
I think that's fine. I think I can just go here.
And then what he might do is... No, he can't do that.
So we can just go here. That's fine.
That's fine. I don't feel bad about that.
I could move this up one, but I don't want...
That queen was fucking defending that piece. I'm an adult.
I'm an adult sack of shit.
Okay, so then we can take the- the rook...
...for the knight.
Yeah, we can take- we can take that.
Oh, he doesn't capture interesting.
Interesting, doesn't capture.
Uh, let's do...
One...
So it's still defended three times, I still can't attack here.
Okay let's do this. If he captures, that's fine. We're gonna capture with the the rook.
Okay then we can go back. I actually think I salvaged this.
That was an idiotic move.
I just actually lost.
Fuck!
Shit!
Okay.
We start the run!
god im an idiot
Fuck in. We just have to play on time here. Time is our greatest ally.
I literally felt like I clipped his piece over there. That was crazy. I felt like I hand
drag that piece over there. That was the crazy shit I've ever seen. We're winning on time.
We're fine. We can move this up one. We're double protected. We're double attacked.
Piece of shit.
Fuck.
Okay, let's start to make an assault.
What what what no, no, no
It's not over.
What?
I don't know how to stop it.
Again!
Guys, the first game's, whatever.
It's fine, I just need to play white.
Yes.
genuinely what the fuck am I doing
I'm a 1-0 player. I'm a 1-0 player. I'm a 1-0 player. I'm a 1-fucking-0 player. I-I-I-I-I-I-I...
This is insane how much I'm losing. I should have fucking focus?
just develop the pieces just natural this is just natural development this is just natural
Just natural development here.
natural development. Nothing crazy. Nothing crazy. Look at this outpost.
Do we want over?
Easy. That's a free piece. Thank you. Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.
Check this out now. Check this out now. That's not a free space. I can't go there.
Focus, focus. Go back. Okay.
Let's go here, okay, take that, okay, let's go here, let's go here, look at that, check,
Okay?
Okay
Damn it!
Oh my god, I can't win a chess game!
Why is everyone playing so fucking fast? It's 700 elo, fuck! Wait.
I'm actually being an idiot.
Why am I playing chess? It's bullet. All you have to do is move shit randomly, quickly.
That's it. There's no thought behind any of the actions. Just move shit quickly.
and I'm not gonna be mad
But how will I know when I get there
And how will I know when to leave
We forgot a star from somewhere
And it's right there for me
Watch the beauty on every wedding
I see it, I see it
And now it's all within my dreams
I see it, I see it now, it's always there inside of me, I feel so free, I'm so mad at you
Fuckin' piece of shit, fucking loser.
I see it, I see it now, fall with the inside of me.
Kill yourself!
You're a loser!
Oh my god!
You're a loser!
Oh my god!
I'm so mad.
I'm so upset.
He played so fucking lame.
He just played fucking dumb moves. He has 0.1 second remaining. I'm so mad.
fuck you side
I've melted. I've melted. When on time, be a piece of shit.
YEEES!
One in the books. What did I tell you boys? Chess is a free one.
Chess is genuinely free.
There's like, it's not a question of if I win, it's a question of when I win.
Next up, GeoGesser! Let's boot it up everybody!
Yeah we did it on BanBanGo already. Oh, it started the stream. You gotta be here early for it.
All right, do you guys are actually very good at the issue is my rank is going to keep going up
We're gonna go for a no moves for two in a row right here. Let's turn down the volume of this
Okay, uh
Interesting interesting looking at the mountains
Huh in the color of the dirt
The blurred car 2026 google images
Yep, I think
I believe this is I want to say just outside of Milan
get fucked idiot we were closer there so 29 points off of them this guy
clearly doesn't know how to play the game. Sumatera. So this is Indonesian. Sumatera.
Is that Sumatra you think? Do you think we're in the island of Sumatra? Let's go for it.
to our north. You know, let's go right here. Okay. Wow. It's just like, right? We were
technically closer. It wasn't an Asia. All right, looking around here, we're over a river.
I think I've been here before.
European city scene?
French.
French is my first guess.
on the border of Portugal and Spain interesting so closer so far we're at
4x they're out in zero they haven't they haven't hit us with a point and these
art world I think it's India I think it's India World Villa's five star hotel
I think Andy might be new deli I don't know if they shorten it though not new deli but
we win Gigi perfect game perfect game all right two in a row and we are on oh god
We're onto 2xKO. Oh God.
This is going to be a nightmare.
This is going to be a genuine nightmare.
If we can get through 2xKO, Rocket League's a guaranteed W.
Then I have a Street Fighter that's a guaranteed W.
I think we'd be at 5.
And then I just need to win like a lead game and a CS2 game.
if
I've been playing
MCSR is a
second to last
Okay, so technically this is a PvP, but it's not gonna be ranked
It's a casual cuz I don't have the rank
I have to be level three
Hey, what the fuck what am I doing? What am I doing? How did I do this?
What am I doing?
Why does it say why when I'm using a flight stick it pisses me off
Okay, we're in we're in
We're playing mythril onion
How do we play?
That's what you mean?
Oh my god, I'm not doing a fucking four person.
I
Want I want to play like one fucking person
What what the fuck brother
Can I say I fucking hate when games do this?
Like, let's just play the game.
Let's just queue up.
You're in a duo lobby?
What do you mean I'm in a fucking duo lobby?
I just want to play!
How did I end up here?
like okay is this a dumb question how do I play the game like it says open social
panel or there's two friends online or fine duo oh you hit the play button okay
Touche.
What the fuck is the Y button on- on quite stick?
Oh, there it is.
Triangle.
Duh.
Sometimes I just boot up to XKO and I sit in the casual lobby just to hang out with
friends.
Is anyone doing this?
Is this what Riot Games was creaning about when they made this game?
It's gonna be a virtual arcade people can hang out like back in the day
Yes, oh I have to walk to my cab, okay, I don't know how to get up there one second
Select your champions
I got this shit
I got the shit
Yes! Yes! That's a comeback! You didn't think I'd win!
You're so fucking cringe!
So that's it. I have to restart.
Okay, we're just gonna start with 2XKL.
Oh my god, dude
Why can't I ever fucking team break out?
Dude, fucking blue screen screens fuck!
How do you get a hit in dude, yikes.
Oh, I don't know how I got a hit in.
Okay, you know I can beat this guy.
I think I can genuinely beat this guy.
He's not very good.
I
My pulse make it so I don't have a second person
This game so fucked up one neutral interaction. I'm just dead
I just fucking lose now. I just fucking lose now. It's so fucked. I lose one internet
I hate command grabs
Nice job
No way
Why is it my fucking turn this bitch ass game fuck this game sucks
Oh my god.
That grab missed.
Put a bolt through my skull.
That grab missed.
Use assist. Okay, is assist different than tag? Because I'm pressing tag, is it a timing
thing that I'm missing? Like why am I not getting my assists?
I'm not a golem!
It's a... you know what?
Mind your business.
So!
Brah!
Do you have plans for the respite?
Auto combo?
He's gonna jump?
Grab? Dude, I don't know how that grabs me.
That's crazy. So when do I get my fucking tag again?
I wonder if I get my fucking tag again while I have super armor?
Here we go.
Now wait for it, wait for the jump in.
That's crazy, that's crazy.
nice fucking loser oh my god this game is so fucking lame
nice overhead
I'm gonna recruit a student somewhere.
Come here and grab this, and he's fucked.
Come here.
So fucked, he just gets the kills.
He's just fsv.
Let's die.
Oh my god.
I should one.
I should one fucking win and then I can move on from this fucking game.
Pick Juggernaut.
Juggernaut I think is worse.
I mean Juggernaut's good for noobs and I am a noob, but I'd rather try to force
I can't believe I didn't run away fast enough.
Wait, when can I tag?
I'm tagging?
Dude, it's so cringe because all my games based on browning game and you just get to
a fucking jump and then get a command grab off that. Like he gets to grab me out of the
fucking air. That is so insane. The range he can grab me at. And then he just fucking
steal your armor grabs. Oh my god, Blitzcrank is miserable.
Dude, that's so fucking stupid. That is so fucking stupid. God, I hope this fucking game dies.
Like he's just rewarded for jumping around like a fucking idiot!
Dude, I can't get away fast enough the rush out insane
You just wake up fucking what is that wake up and then put a shield around everywhere. What is that?
Yeah, wake up fucking DPs out that is
Am I gaining levels for this can I play ranked I want to play some of my level I
Can't jump out
Okay
no
That's so crazy I thought I was out of range of that
Jumping it worked I'm gonna work
That's crazy, who's ready for that?
Okay, there we go, there we go, there we go, why is it a 1v2, it's just my pulse or my
not pulse whatever it's called
I can't look at you
where's my attack
Yes!
Okay, please, please, please, God, please.
No.
Nooo
Auto-Kabok? Nice.
Easy. Just dash around.
I'm done. I'm done. GG. GG. I'm out. I'm out. Thank you. Thank you for the games. I'm
out. Thank you for the games. No more. I'm out. GG. GG. Get fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, if I instantly lose interest I'm gonna be so sad it's insane if I instantly lose
interest is genuinely gonna fuck my day up I should do a 3-2 game would be wiser I can't
I can't put it all in a bullet. Be insane.
I'm playing the black side. I'm going to go with the Scandinavian.
We'll just pre-move, get some time on the clock, see if he accepts it. He doesn't.
We will take. He's going for a gambit.
should go here then okay that's fine we're just gonna do this develop
naturally I might bring out this that's fine if he does
I will take maybe they should takes it's fine let's kick the night out
Okay nice kicked out now and then now we should play here stop the check on the on the
This as well we're gonna play with a fiancato attack the g2 pawn he's also gonna fiancato
Okay, um, let's move the bishop up on.
I'm going to go boom, boom, boom.
Interesting.
I don't think I take.
Let's just play here if he captures we'll capture back.
He's double attacking now fine I go here should I push I push what happens you could go here
I think it's fine if he does though
I don't know where he's gonna go. Here's a horrible play. I think it's a bad play by him
Let's just castle. I don't think we need to rush anything. His knight is useless in that spot
It's not a very good spot for the knight
You could apply pressure to that pawn, but we can defend it if need be. He pushes his pawn forward
It is defended once.
Is this safe?
No.
Is this safe?
Yes.
But then he can just continue to attack and then I'm trapped.
I think I just have to back up one.
Let's just respect it.
just back up. Okay, now we're going to capture this. We're going to trade because he no longer
has a queen to defend. He loses the pawn in front of his king. I think that makes it very
weak. Let's strengthen the pawn connection we have here. And let's defend it once more.
It's better to have an outpost with a knight. I think maybe, I'll do it. Because then we
double attack this bishop.
free queen thank you I genuinely played that game so fucking crazy well if you
just look at my move analysis way to go you took the advantage when you saw your
chance I had a blunder where was my blunder this move loses a queen why
Why? This move loses a queen.
How does it lose a queen?
What?
Oh, it does lose a queen.
Captures here.
I capture, check, undefended queen.
Wow.
Leaving their bishop hanging was a great tactical choice.
Holy shit.
That actually is crazy.
Yeah, in this spot, when I tried to kick the knight out, he can do this.
You recaptured it.
This, this, this, this.
They took your queen for free.
That's some gambit bullshit.
Okay, guys, we're two in a row.
Let's go, Geogasir.
I think I'm much better than my Geogasir rating.
So I think Geogasir games are kind of free, especially in a movie.
looks like Argentina. We're in the southern hem. Yeah, let's go Argentina. It's a west
north road kind of. Maybe like right here. Okay, it was Argentina. Unfortunately, we
don't get a 5k because it was the very north of Argentina, but hard to tell. Hard to tell.
I think it's the Philippines usually when I see these like posters advertising politicians
actually maybe it's South America though Salvador is just El Salvador can it be El Salvador
I don't think it can be I don't think it can be El Salvador I just went Ecuador because
I panicked. It's Brazil. Okay. Wow. I lose a lot there. I need the sound on I realize.
I need the sound on otherwise I don't know when I'm about to lose. Okay, driving on the
notes one way. I think it's notes. We're driving on the left. Think it might be New
Zealand.
I don't know who these jerseys are. I think it's New Zealand though. It could be Australia
and if it is I might lose some points here. Oh no good for me. My opponent went UK. I could
one if I want Australia. It's all right. Okay, sobre el puente projibido tirar basura.
Okay, es español. That's a fucking awesome car.
Where's the sonnet? Hard to tell. Wow, I really don't know where this is. I'm just going to go
Mexico, it could be Mexico, it could be South America, it's really hard for me to tell.
Mexico, GG, I win.
Okay, guys, we're gonna go to Rocket League, we're gonna keep this ship rolling.
We're actually playing really fucking good.
My god!
Fire your knees bruised up, it's your scars.
I have a fuck ton of scars on my knees.
I think I'm better than my Rocket League rank.
It's a ranked game of 2s.
But is my controller working?
If my controller doesn't work, it doesn't count.
Wait, fuck, my controller doesn't work.
I'm playing on mouse keyboard for the first time ever.
Nah, this is horrible. I really need a swap. I've never played mouse keyboard.
I- I- I- I did- Fuck, this sucks!
My controller doesn't work bro, it's just stupid, okay I'm not counting this, hold on I'm genuinely
not counting this.
Because my controller just doesn't work.
This is crazy.
Why doesn't it work? It literally works. Okay, now I'm in big picture mode.
Can't see anything. Why doesn't it work?
I unplugged the leverless.
Maybe it's just the controller's broken. Let me try the PS5 controller.
PS5 controller works.
two idiots you're an idiot
I miss the chow. That's bad. Good defense.
Nice.
Wait for the hit. Wait for the hit. Easy.
Easy. Okay, we're doing this. We'll count it. We'll count the game of clutch up. It's fun
Okay, I'm gonna go back boost
of
OK, we're playing like idiots. I'm one of the idiots. Too much. Where am I going? Clear
that shit. Okay, winnable. Winnable. Center me. You missed. It's fine. I fucking missed
The child is so bad.
It's fine.
OK, we can win, we can win, we can win, we can win, we can win.
Cryptozoologists, oh my god.
OK, I think it's him.
I'm going to follow, though.
Oh, I missed the follow.
I could have scored off that.
I'm so bad.
of
so cringe
I just have no boost I'm doing nothing, I'm doing nothing. Fuck dude that sucks so cringe.
Oh my god.
My teammate is actual ass, he lost a 1v1.
goes in
Did you miss you miss it's not even on goal. Oh my god. He's useless. It's not even on target
of
The
the
Okay, it's fine. It's fine. I literally can get back so quickly. Like, chess and geoguessor,
3-2 chess and Geogas are I think are insta wins. I think Rock League had I had a controller would be an instant win
So I see a win once to XK again
Don't count it it would be I think the majority of you would be fine to not count it
But I think it'd be a mistake to count it because the few dissenters would be annoying about it
And I also said it counted and I also think I can just make it back. So I'm not worried about it
You know I'm saying
I think I can just get back.
Thank you Bob for the raid!
sick laue there
I think double down is fine Caitlyn, I think Caitlyn is fine, I think a lobby counter sir.
Don't be scared
Sheriff Sherman sighting target
Dude skip the animation
That was pretty.
one
of
the
Oh!
Fight!
you
I think players should be taught that they're supposed to forfeit.
I'm teaching them.
It's bad etiquette in chess.
He lost the game five minutes ago.
I'm letting him know.
I'm milking it.
He plays chess like casuals do.
So I'm treating him like a casual.
Let me take a breath here.
His best move was resigning.
His second best move is waiting until...
So far we've been electric in GeoGuess, let's keep it rolling.
Interesting, kinda looks like Sri Lanka, now welcome to the jungle, Shorma, Heineken.
suspension bridge is that what this is? Where's the sun at north? We're in the
southern hemisphere. Maybe Thailand? The amount of English is interesting. Also this
yellow road? Interesting. We're somewhere in Southeast Asia, I don't know.
You know what that makes so much sense? I should have gone with South America
because the yellow middle line. I think that building design made us both
go Southeast Asia but yeah that makes so much more sense. Okay we're in the Southern Hemisphere,
welcome to Caicafontain. Oh wow, this is interesting.
Wow, I have no clue.
I could believe it's Argentina, I could also believe it's like
Botswana. I'm just gonna go in the green part of Argentina, I don't know.
It could be Botswana or South Africa, South Africa.
Bad miss there, bad miss.
Okay, Europe, driving on the right side.
One yellow plates.
I'm going to go.
Maybe it's Scandinavia.
I don't hate Scandinavia.
I was thinking Shachia maybe.
The language is foreign.
Focus.
Suspension Bridge.
Probably India.
They drive on the left in India for sure, right?
So they definitely drive in the left in India.
It's Thailand.
Is it just Bangkok?
Moped?
Probably Peru.
Maybe Southeast Asia.
Tough to say at the moment.
It could be the Philippines.
Chevy Bolt?
I mean, it looks more like Southeast Asia than it does.
I'm going Peru. Trust me, I got Mexico.
Okay, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
You know what? I don't hate his Philippines, guess.
I should check the hemisphere.
Europe.
Hopefully Eastern Europe could be Russia.
Oh, mountainous, though.
This is weird.
The plates are weird.
I think it's Ukraine the plates are so weird here. I don't think it's a European Union country, but it's in Europe
Eating guests
Okay. We are back. I told you we could get back easy. We are already back.
The thing that confused me is some license plates had the European Union tag and some
I did it.
you
It does seem hypocritical, it's just how chess works.
It's identical like what's your elo out of curiosity chuck the truck 64 what's your elo and chess
Because I just can't imagine you're above 600
I mean, I don't wear it every day, but I'll probably wear it every year for the next
Ten years of my life.
Like it's not gonna exit my rotation, you know what I'm saying?
It is firmly in the rotation.
What are the chances, Chop, if I go into CS father?
Uh, you know what?
I'm Iron Man.
I'm trying to get us in.
How many jerseys do you own?
One, two,
three,
four,
five six seven
Seven eight seven eight
Probably eight
Give it to you one Jersey like the league team
I don't like T1 like I don't mind T1. I'm just not like a big T1 guy
I like T1, I'm not like a get a T1 jersey guy.
Let's go!
But why can't I tag?
Why can't I tag break?
I can't believe I grabbed this by the way.
I can't tell who's who, I genuinely can't tell who's who.
There we go.
I can win the WV-1.
Oh
fuck I keep forgetting I have my guy out
and
off
It's
you
and
probably best to take this might be better actually I think this is fine
because I have a checkmate threat so he has to respond to that so we can't
actually defend the night
I take he takes and I take
and then I'm done.
You go here and threaten the Rook and then he takes and then he gets two.
I think it's the best play, though.
So we'll get Bishop Rook. I'll get Rook Knights.
I think I need to grab here, right?
I think I need to grab here.
I'll probably save the Bishop but I think that's not the worst case.
This one here.
I'm down for sure.
I need these pawns alive.
you
I
Am
Damn
There are some great moves. You are losing a Bishop. Your opponent moves their Rook to
escape your attack. Your opponent moves. You are losing a Bishop this way. Their best option
was to win a 10. The game was close to even. Their best option was to win a 10. The game
Capturing your
Europe
That one
Capturing you calmly step
Yeah
Europe
You are losing
Your opponent moves their
rope to escape your attack
Yeah, I think I busted
my load too quickly
I busted my load too quickly. I just had a fucking awesome attack
Like chest all about getting your pieces out so you can bust your load, but if you do it too early then they can just defend it
Sometimes new players to come to it like they get they just get stress
I think I have to be level 3. I don't know how to gain levels though.
I think I don't like Braum.
I don't want to play Vile.
where's Jess dude it's funny every time I switch the game within seconds of
Switching someone says, where's the other game?
Nice.
Throw the Anaconda.
Better press medium.
Sucks.
I wasn't holding back. That's tough.
Dude, what a run-up grab.
Damn! He closed the gap so quickly. Okay.
I don't really know how that move works.
of
Wow.
What?
Wait, why did that hit me?
For block?
Wait?
Dude, you could just dash through, that's tough, okay, then I can hit it.
Obviously.
Dude, why does that fucking hit me?
Why does that hit me?
Thank you.
you
You
see me jump land graph called it respect
Thank you PSS server bot for the prime
This game is loud.
I'm out of mana.
Easy.
I think I'm actually learning the game a bit.
I feel like I'm playing it other times. I feel like I pressing buttons until I activate my pulse combo. Okay, just win a chess game
What week just win a chess game?
Okay, the Alipen
One two three, that's fine
I
Gg
I
Like this position run, I think it's strong
We'll go back one we don't want to trade this to give the bishop way too good of a line
that's really good for us now that's really good for us he's given up to this
a little bit of a spacing defend it twice attacked once that was a good move
I can do this can't I one let's do this let's just bring out our rooks
That's fine, I don't mind that.
I think I can make this push.
It's defended twice.
It's attacked once.
Now I for sure can.
I think this is useless.
Let's see this. Now we're threatening here. She's got to leave. He doesn't want to fight
my bishop. And that means we get the knight. The knight. Oh, that's actually a good move.
I don't hate them. I don't hate them at all.
I take here, he takes, he's defended twice.
I can't. I could bring in the the night.
You're so surprised by me when you took me home with a glamour.
You think it's fine?
I can't even tell you.
I'm a crybaby.
attack twice defended once. This is a mistake. Here is a better position maybe. I'm pinning
my queen though. Oh I like that move. I don't think it works though because I have an Intermezzo
check. Can't capture. Could capture here. That's fine if he does. Interesting. And I
I think I can just grab this.
No.
Oh.
That was almost crazy.
Uh, hold up. I have a...
I have a check here.
I have a free move.
I can do this.
I can also do this.
I've discovered a tag, but I don't feel like I can net the
rub. Oh, I can do this? That's a discovered attack. And then now I can capture here.
But I think I can just mate.
I feel like I have a mating pattern.
I could get a check off, but I actually don't think it nets me much
I could go here
But then what?
I just want to get it because it be so sick to get it. I
Don't think I'm gonna get it
Look at this king bro, look at this fucking king bro. I don't know how to get it
I
That was such an awesome game of chess
You did a good job building an advantage
Let's work on how to keep up the pressure
I did have a checkmate your pawns are on the mark. They're best option
Okay, best option was I hadn't made your pawns on them. That was the only move
You had a checkmate. What was the checkmate? That was the only move. What was the move?
You had that was the only year your move gets closer to check mates. I guess that makes sense
Just do a slower mate
Yeah, that makes way more sense. I was too. I thought I had to do it through force
You had a checkmate, but this let's that was the only move you permitted the opponent to checkmate the case
That was the only move
Dude, I really thought I was cooking a crazy line
Sometimes I just feel like it's I
Just wanted to be forced you know what I mean, but it just wasn't forced. I knew I had a mate though that was hard
Okay, I need to go to settings
How do I go to settings?
Let's see what you got.
King locking myself into a maze.
I've never seen it.
I'm literally stuck, by the way.
Senor Olympio!
Who do I play?
I've been playing a lousy. That's the one I'm the most comfortable with and then I've been maybe thinking about echo as my second
And I've been doing double down, but I know pros do freestyle
Juggernaut, I feel like juggernaut's the mark of a shitter
Juggernaut allows you to play only one champ with more health
But I feel like that's such a weakness in the tagfighter
I fucking press a button
Okay
Nice
So you got one mixer I
Can't believe that miss
The cross-ups actually crazy with this character
The cross-up is crazy with Vi.
I see the gimmick.
Nice.
You can't believe that missed.
Okay.
I can't believe I missed.
Okay, so Vi just has a cross up and the whole mix up is just dash up, grab.
But I can just back dash it.
How'd that fucking grab hit by the way?
Can I, can I can't take it, there we go.
I gotta learn Ekko's moves.
But I just have to take the grab.
It's just so much better to take the grab than any of this bullshit.
How am I not being able to back that shit?
of
That's so cringe that that
2g?
That sucks
Damn, Vi is a whole ass gimmick character
The dash is just so fast
One and done in casuals, I respect it.
Okay, I just don't know Echo's moveset yet, but I think I can win this.
I think if I just jump heavy, she'll get fucking... I'm... hit the wrong side.
I don't have time, okay?
I'm walking!
How do I, okay, I don't know how to tag break, so that kind of owned me.
Dude, damn, Vi is cringe.
Okay, okay, I'm learning, I'm learning.
I'm trying to, okay, I did back specialty, that's my fault.
probably need a better punish than the grab
okay what is that move by the way that blue thing
what are they doing to get that
What's my back dash you?
Cold Special 1? Okay, maybe I didn't have it.
Dude the fucking dash for her is crazy.
Overhead.
Nice grab.
Take the fucking throw.
Dude, she dashes through the...
I see, she dashes through it.
That is an AOE.
Okay.
I don't know what the fuck I just did there, to be honest.
Okay, I won so I can move on I'm just going to give them the rematch out of respect and
And then I'm done, because I'd also like to learn.
There's fuses in this game, it's kind of interesting.
You can basically choose a power-up.
So most pro players only use one fuse.
There's like only one viable fuse.
But when you're new, you can use a fuse called Juggernaut,
which gives you one character with more health
to help you not have to learn other characters and the tag features of the game.
It is worse, but when you're new, it can be good.
Jump heavy jump heavy
Down special
Tag in where's my tag?
It's an overhead
Nice.
Ah, still overhead.
Jump heavy.
Okay, back dash.
I can't even back dash.
Okay, backdash. I can't even backdash. Nice.
Okay, I actually downloaded the fuck out of Vi that is an easy matchup
That is an easy matchup
And they true I mean it's I
Don't think anything they're doing is real. It's just a lot of noise
Okay, boom, give me a good chess game please for the love of God I can't lose another fucking chess game please God please
Give me the fucking scotch yes
I think this is the move
And now where do you go bitch?
Sometimes they try to do this thing where they overcook.
Okay, that's fine.
Let's go here.
Go back.
Wow.
I don't mind taking this because it'll fuck up his king side's pawn structure spring out
But he can't do anything right now.
He's suffocating.
So let's just bring out our piece of peanut.
Holy shit.
If he goes double it's kind of bad for him, no?
I think if he goes double I take.
Pressured?
Let's go here, so if I go here he'll bring out his bishop, he might do it anyway, but
he'd do it with tempo, a little fork here if I can, so here maybe, okay there it is,
could try to pressure me. It doesn't really work, right? You can't really pressure me.
I think we take. I think it's better. Give him a check. Do this. Can't really do that.
kind of just move the king and lose his ability to castle.
Oh, that's true.
Hmm.
Okay, let's save this pawn.
Let's connect this chain.
We can castles as well.
Okay, we got to flip our pieces over here
Okay, he closes it that's good for me his his bishop is doing nothing
my son I'm dancing down streets smiling to strangers
idiotic things I trace it all back 3 30 a.m. that might something turn to my home
Probably do this.
Hmm, I think it's fine still.
I should just start marching my pawns for 24 hours stream.
Oh, wow.
Oh
Take my
Kiss me
I'm like pink okay, I promise you'll stay and I start
I
Shout out mods since I always watch on this
I have such aggression in chess it's so bad
We go here
I can't go there.
I shouldn't have thought it was such a bad move.
She gets so horny sometimes.
And now his fucking bishop's out.
And now his fucking bishops out
Bro, I should have chilled
I need to get a mouth
Back here. Fuck, he's actually so bad for me now that he gets out.
That's actually so bad for me. Wait, that's actually good.
Okay, I go here. This is the main one. Captures, I get the queen.
I think it's probably some shit, like this or something.
I'm playing so poorly I'm not I'm not I I'm so slow I think I just need a longer time
format I don't think I can play 3-2 L list cuz big lobby isn't on there games tend to
be one and lost in the middle game let's review so you'll be the one finding the mating
attack next time okay I need to start with chess every time one minute ball game
Do you want a sword, Thorfinn?
A sword is a tool meant to kill.
Why do you need it?
Whose life do you intend to take?
Enemy's.
Your enemy's?
Who are they?
Well, you're a guy like Halftime.
Listen to me, my son.
You don't have enemies.
The truth is that nobody has them.
Nobody in this entire world deserves to get hurt.
Oh, fuck.
What the hell?
Hotter hot
Damn it!
That's right, okay.
Don't sing so quick to me, sing hot
Sentimentalism
Walking hand in hand
Fuck
Pop the honey
Walking we work together
Yes!
Okay, okay. Can we get a win streak? PLEASE!
I'm not sure if it's a win streak or a win streak.
Thank you to 1,000 bits not someone else.
Can you read the fucking big donations you caught to Asian males?
Heart to heart.
Can I join shock fire rebellion for rainbow success?
Heart to heart
HOT TO HOT
Are you good?
He actually seems kinda decent.
Brother, ah, but I got a really fucking good team, I'm sorry.
Like, you're not better than Spoyd.
You're not better than Andy.
HOT TO HOT
Why are you always close to XKL you know you're gonna open it?
winning right now. I'm about to win!
I said more before that. What'd you say bro? Just type in chat. I'm reading it now.
I've never played a warwick.
Oh my god!
Woo! Is this game good?
It's a good first XTC because there's no motion inputs.
So you don't have to do quarter circle, half circle, you can just literally do buttons.
And that's like what the pro, that's what everyone knows.
But tag fighters are also kind of a fucking crazy
I have less love in my heart for tag fighters than normal
Oh, yeah.
That's good.
Keep the streak going, we're at three now!
Okay, Russian. It looks like Russian Orthodox, right?
Yeah, for sure. See what kind of Eastern Russian, though?
I don't think it's like some Moscow shit. I think it's like some crazy Eastern Russian town.
Like wildly Eastern Russian.
Oh my god, I'm seeing Henri in concert.
I just found out I got an email notification.
She's performing in LA. Is that fucking awesome?
It was Ukraine.
Who's honoring?
Listen to the music and let it seep into your soul.
As I cross to this one right here.
Where we at? Where we at?
Driving in the left side of the road.
It looks like yellow lines.
It's Japan!
No, it's not.
Actually, is it?
Wait, we're driving to the left in the Northern Hemisphere?
I don't know where we are.
I think Nica?
India?
Philippines?
Is Philippines even on the left side of the road?
Malaysia.
That makes no sense.
Malaysia.
Fuck him.
Wow.
I got to look in, I got to look in.
Holy beautiful.
It's probably whales or something, no?
Whales or Ireland or something?
It's so pretty.
Where's he going? New Zealand, you're crazy.
You're insane. Northern Norway, okay that makes sense.
Interesting.
I don't know, like Sicily?
I don't know.
Get fucked.
I shouldn't lose on this yeah we're fine northern maluku in the island of t-dor
why am i rolling those beautiful locations known to man
It's either like, I don't know, it's either like fucking South America or Indonesia.
It's Philippines actually.
I thought it was Southern Hemisphere.
Yeah, that was so hard.
I should not have gone chilly.
This looks like Bhutan.
I mean, it looks like Bhutan for sure.
if I get this I'm a fucking god by the way close close that's a crazy guess
Jose the flag I should know it
party Mexico no something America somewhere
you
You
Where are you going? I just want gold! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! No, no, no, no, no, no!
What the fuck was that? I freaked out! Oh no, oh no, no, no!
I panicked! I fucking panicked!
You got this Luddy, quick golem coming.
What the fuck was that oh my god, how do I not blow him up not the song
fast forward
circles
R2
R3
R1
R2
R3
I
what he's probably plating smurfing
I just normally hit it off though.
Yeah, that's it.
Good job. Good job.
Oh, damn.
Lime Sprite ain't nothing.
We did some table tops, and we took too many shots.
We keep it back for guns.
Lime Sprite ain't nothing.
It makes the pretty cars, and you kick down after bars.
We kick back bullet bars.
Lime Sprite ain't nothing.
We were taking-
Dude, okay.
you
and I'll give you a thousand lives.
So let mercy come and wash away what I know.
I'll face myself because I will lie.
I can get a five streak. I can get a fucking five streak. I can get a five streak. I'm like 80%
into a scale right now.
I'm literally crushing all my 2XK games.
I just need to not throw.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Nick, I'm playing 2XK and I'm fucking crazy at it.
And Bruntz gave me a Twitch Prime.
And I have to piss.
Plus I'm eating healthy and working out.
And I benched 225 for six reps today, no problem.
Let's see what you got.
I think they let go some of the team up.
You can grab the tentacles from a place in the ground.
Sora how?
Tell me how.
225 K in KG 100 KG
Pause music, okay to the makers of 2x KO kick
you
You
I'm going to go to street powder and skipping rocket league.
Grease maybe?
It's beautiful right?
Beach bar El Vida yes of the grease.
to our south southeast 100% Greece.
Could be Chania Chavya though.
Is it Greece?
Oh my God, it's Bulgaria, closest fuck though.
What a great guess.
Northern Hemisphere, European, French car, mini, okay.
Big ocean, to our south, southwest, seer, uh, I think that's his plage, Lych à la plage,
Read at the beach, that's what that means, it's French.
There's an ocean to our south.
Other side, other side.
GG!
It's a two turn.
Holy shit, holy shit, I'm on a roll.
Holy shit, I'm on a roll.
Okay, all right.
Okay, street fighter, street fighter.
I think it's a better call.
I'm getting my ass fucking handed to me in Rocket League.
What's up, Brian F?
Okay.
Chat, in Rocket League, should we do the best of three
or should it be the best of one?
Normally you would run the best of threes.
I'm going to be a little disrespectful.
Best of one and leading is a little disrespectful.
Compiling shaders.
Happy.
What up a vote, Sam?
I'll do what the people say.
my god these shaders
I'm going for rocket league
Guys I'm gonna go for rocket league because it's gonna take too long
I'm not doing once again. I'm not an idiot. I'm gonna go let me go threes. Maybe
Now let's go twos
Okay, it's the best of one angle
Okay, I just got a crush rocket leak. I just got a I just got a fucking win. She's got a win
Okay, my teammate this kickoff. I'm gonna follow up. I think it's gonna it's gonna be a goal
Nice smart drive by
Is it my teammate or red?
Holy shit, these are bots
these are the people I lose to centered for my teammate nice nice try that's
right centered for you again
my cover actually all bots
Hurry up and get 1v1.
Oh my god, that's actually almost the same thing.
To improve me, but to you
To improve you
In this life
There'll be plenty more
Score! Score! Score!
Slime will hit something before you
Send me up.
That's him.
Just on you?
HIT IT!
TURN IT ON IT! HIT IT!
I
Got you
you
so
crazy you missed
You messed!
That was there!
Oh my...
Crazy!
Is there another song please?
He's AFK
He's AFK, crazy
He's AFK
Crazy. He's an AK.
Oh my god, he's going fucking Jesus mode!
YESSSS!
Okay, winnable.
It's winnable. It's genuinely winnable.
Who's kickoff? Who's kickoff?
You you you you you you I'm gonna follow up. I'm gonna follow up crazy. Don't fuck this crazy
The fuck your street fighter in the background crazy, I'm just I'm getting it off center
My god street fighter shut up
Chrissy! I'm not playing a game with you, am I? Where were you?
So low goal!
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Crazy, what do you do with the ball?
Could he finish?
What a fucking gross doll. What a disgusting doll.
G fucking G baby we're going to game five
Okay, pet peeve you download a game in okay wait never mind if it works right away I'm
not complaining anymore.
2xk or 1? We played so much 2xk today.
Okay, I just gotta remember my combos. I can't 2x kill, brain.
Okay, you knew who I played. You knew who I played, attack down.
and
I don't know if I'm good against this champ, oh my god.
Israeli Jamie with Renegade, I'm fucked.
He's got Cross-ups in Paris.
I
Grant
Yes
I see my veins!
Dude, how do I stop that fucking grab combo?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh I got greedy!
I got greedy!
I have level 3, I can win.
It's a big start, it's a really big start.
It's a really big start.
I
Groomed
Yes
One and fucking done baby one and fucking done each shit and died pussy and free policy. I'm out
Oh my god, we're on a six, we're on a six.
This is the last one of the day.
Riles V3-2?
I can do that.
I can fucking, I can win Riles V3-2.
I can do that.
I need the next one, she's away.
Do you think I'm going to get fucked in rivals, guys?
I might get fucked in rivals who gives a shit
It's my game. It's my fucking game, bro.
What the hell?
Yeah.
It's probably two p.c. only right now it is. Yeah.
It's also an Evo and I'm so excited to see the entry numbers.
I
Was
Wait this guy's flat
This guy's fly oh
Can I back out this guy's 150 rated higher than me
I
Find fuck it I need a purse anyway
Is it a burn okay
You
I died by the way if I missed that I literally panicked
you
You
It's all right. You know what? I played well. I got a little too horny game one and I forgot
game two. I just need to play a little safer. I could have won that though.
All right boys, that's it for the runs today. We'll try it again. We'll try it again
Maybe tomorrow or not tomorrow, uh, Friday, maybe some, some time, who knows?
Uh, we're not done with the stream yet though.
Go all the Pokemon and you're going to tell me their moves, their abilities,
their most common use item.
I was like, I don't know.
He's like, what is Gardevoir do?
I was like, I don't know.
He's like, oh, oh, this is where we are.
I felt, I felt like I felt bad.
I was like, Oh, he thought I knew all of them.
I supposed to know all this, but now I do know it.
I'm going to tell you about Gardevoir.
Gardevoir is a fairy book.
I'm going to 1v1 Leslie to expel once she's free.
Dude, I could have won that, bro.
I could have won that.
I genuinely could have won that shit.
I didn't play badly.
Oh, that down B for the fair game one was so crazy.
Those I should have just gone to lead every time.
The CS 2 game would have been hard though.
We can say that the CS 2 game for sure would have been hard.
Should have parried more.
Yeah, I should have meatballed less regardless of the
I was me pulling too much in in fireball just beats it so much faster and you can go in on it
I was me pulling so much is so bad
Good runs today though good runs. I feel like 2x ko I got like a 100% win rate wait
bro
Leslie
You're too late. Wait play me in a game. Just one round
I'm I'm ending. Give me one. That's a three. Give me one. That's a three. You said won't be one like five hours ago
Give me one visit three
One best of three, but I'm not at peak performance right now
You're scared
No, I'm scared, dude. I'm tired. Okay. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready
Maybe I'll beat your ass real quick, fine.
I mean, to be honest, you worked five hours today,
so don't blame me.
I, I, what?
Are you trying to make me look?
You worked five hours today, so it's like I get it
if you want to like end or something, it's fine.
Okay, no, no, I understand what you're trying to do.
It's not like that.
It's actually, I just need a break from 2xKO
because I've been, my brain's been locked
in playing this game, okay?
Because I want to win for our team, Ludwig.
I'm sorry, I care!
Wait, what?
What?
Hello? I got a suspension.
I got banned.
What?
You disconnected during a recent casual match.
No, I didn't.
Did I?
Blood, there's no way you got banned.
Let's see what you got.
You got banned.
You got a 23 hour suspension.
I think it's kind of fake because I'm literally in a game right now wait really okay invite me
Wait can I set up a lobby actually what what if we play custom yeah she'll be set up a project
yeah oh I see maybe you just can't play um you know
wait sorry about it that was wrong that was wrong
What was wrong?
I invited you to Duo, but I meant to invite you to the lobby.
So you need to give me a lobby code.
I invited you.
Uh, no, no, no.
Oh.
Shift tab.
Is that how it works?
Yeah.
Wait, can I invite you?
Sure.
Okay.
Um, wait, Duo invite expired.
Wait, wait, okay, I, I invited you.
Okay.
Are we lying?
Okay.
Are we lying for attention?
No, no, no, that's going to make us a duo.
Oh, okay, you did it wrong.
You did it wrong?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, are we doing?
I think I'm in your area.
No, that's fine, that's fine.
That's fine.
And then we just wonder you on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, this way.
Okay.
I got to be on the scene.
Wait, you go, you go this, you go there.
Wait, uh-oh.
Just click it?
Wait, wait, wait, Lily wants to be in the call.
Can we go to friends?
Sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, wrong cab apparently.
Wrong cab.
I don't know, maybe just the couch for this one?
Okay, it matters. Okay.
You have to undo all. How do I undo all?
Oh, okay. Here, let me leave.
Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my god.
What do we do?
I don't know. It's hard. Okay, okay. Exit to main menu.
Okay. Okay, okay.
We press. Okay. So now we go play.
Yep.
and I think it's just private.
Okay, I just make a I think I just make a lobby code.
I think we're in a group together now.
Really? Yeah, I think we're not the leaders.
Yeah, I mean.
OK, nice. And then how do we undo?
I don't think we're doing it anymore.
Oh, really? Less. OK.
Oh. Oh.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Let me exit the menu.
Hello, guys.
So you are in the training cap.
Yes, you have to leave the duo, but be in the same private lobby and then go to the.
OK, you see the friends list?
Yes. Yes. Yeah.
Go go to your friend.
I'll leave you the name. Leave duo. Yes. OK.
And then do you see this invite to lobby?
Yes. Yeah.
W W W were in wait. OK, OK, OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good stream for you. Okay. And then you need to uh, I'm watching your stream
Oh, I know it's coming on discord. Oh, I see you got it. Okay
Who do you play?
Um, I play Kate and I play Darius. Okay. What's your thing or whatever your fuse?
Double down, but I don't know how to use it very well me
Okay
Oops, okay
Are you guys in the right? I don't know we're playing each other probably fine is it I think it's working wait what what neither are reading
They are not that's a training had training cap your you won't you'll always have three minutes
You're helpful never to plead it's a different point if you're actually trying to find each other. Oh
Why do you walk up to a fucking console wait that part's cute that part's cute
I hate it so much. It's crazy.
You're killing the FGC spirit right now.
OK, now leave the training mode right now.
So don't go to the big TV.
Don't go to the big TV.
Just go to the one on the left.
That's the TV right here.
I feel like that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. OK.
OK, oh, I see these are all different things.
Hop in. OK, I'm here. I'm here.
I think I'm going to dead ass beat your ass.
I'm very curious who's better
I think I'm better than you Lily
Okay, I hope so and that means we win on Thursday. Wait you're good at like these games like I actually cuz I saw you got like 12 points for your team last year
Yeah, I was faith in Street Fighter. Maybe
That's really good double lift myth Jake. I think everyone else would be
I
Can tell you what they do
every second
Okay, I'm just gonna create this game you Leslie you're a goddess your goddess keep learning on a block and walk in
Okay, nice usage of you kill I'm not even different
To you you have your luck you haven't yeah, you haven't attack that goes anywhere
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's fine, that's fine.
Nice.
Oh my god, that's so annoying.
Yeah, it's really annoying.
Okay. Okay, Leslie, you got this.
He has such a lot of health left, that huge, yeah, you just chip him down.
Okay.
That goes really fast.
Oh, hell no.
Yeah.
Oh, he just grabbed you.
Okay, okay, good, good, good.
Now I'm calibrated.
Okay, I love that.
Nice.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, not good not good not good. Okay, I thought I blocked that
Oh nice those huge hey
Nice blocking
Nice nice
Oh my gosh, okay used first
Okay, you know the tech crap
Uh, so when he keeps grabbing you, you grab back at the same time, it's medium and heavy together?
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Uh!
It's okay.
Okay, okay.
I think you're gonna actually beat a lot of people with your method.
May I give you some notes?
Okay, yes, yes.
Darius down heaven, you put them in there, you can always jump forward and do the medium pulse combo like we talked, we said we did before.
Okay, yeah.
And if you keep grabbing, you can tech the grab by pressing grab at the same time.
Oh, what else?
I just have to grab back.
Yeah, but it's again, it's an all guessing game.
Also, you have a lot of meter when you die, so you should use your meter before you die.
Nice.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, okay, okay? Oh boy, okay, okay, okay, okay? I need to-
Oh, okay, nice, tag out. Wait, I swear I'm blocking that!
No, you have to tick the grab. Oh, she's grabbing you!
She's grabbing you. Okay. Oh, nice.
Oh, a lot of tentacles that can go anywhere on the screen, right?
Okay, nice parry.
Nice.
Okay.
Yeah, you cannot block grabs.
I don't know why.
You cannot block grabs.
I don't know why I'm even...
Nice.
Okay.
Nice, am I getting one?
Yes, yes, nice, nice.
Ooh, good job.
Okay, he has 2 meter.
Nice, good answer.
No, no, no!
The ante here was far though.
Yeah, that was a really good ante here.
You probably be jumping along this case. You want to be prepared for that?
Oh, we got it.
We do have to time that okay? All right.
You want to draw a prime of blue, but you got this.
Oh, please just grab me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Nice. Okay.
Okay, okay.
But my Darius is crazy
Dude, I'm not gonna die.
I'm just gonna grab.
He's just grabbing you.
Okay.
That's fine.
Nice.
Okay.
Love, you had to parry that second one?
No, I don't know how to parry shit.
Oh, it's so easy.
Everyone's gonna be doing it.
Nice.
Nice, hand player.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, okay.
Should be my ass.
Okay.
Nice.
Oh nice
Grab Leslie thank you. Thank you. I was good. He just grabbed again, but that was that was exactly what you should do
When they just start spamming grab you just be prepared for the ticket. Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm improving
I used to blow a move when they're like close to you
Joining team, okay
We'd be very careful
Yeah, yes, there he is.
This is gonna be very annoying for people.
Oh, I miss.
Huge trap.
Dude.
Terrorist Watch.
Nice, nice, okay.
Nice, good block.
Nice.
Frick.
Oh my god, why can't I block?
You can't block grabs, remember?
Right, right.
I can't tell when he's grabbing.
I won't lie.
That's the game.
It's like you've got it.
It's a run-off.
Yeah, it's kind of a 50-50.
But you can do the same thing to them, too
No, no, no, no
Yeah
One-six place to do it like if you do is there I can just jump over I
I'll get that back at the start of every round, it's hard to get as long when you're back.
Oh wait what was that?
You tagged by some maybe?
Yeah I did.
I keep pressing wrong buttons.
Okay, okay.
That's annoying.
Nice good wait.
Hey!
Oh, duh!
Yeah, it's an overhead. Use draft block.
Or you anti-air.
Nice.
Oh, I need you to anti-air there.
It's okay, it's hard to like, toss and bounce.
It's like rock-paper-scissors, but really fast, and I don't know what rock-paper-air scissors looks like.
It's a constant
You're honestly doing well
Yeah, yeah, I don't think you're doing that you learned a lot you've got a lot better
Here's where we're gonna do we're gonna boot the game. You know how to dash right?
Yeah, instantly start dashing back when you're Caitlyn
Oh, okay. Okay.
And then shoot. You need like a certain range.
Like this.
Yup.
Yeah, you're a zoner. You want to be zoning them constantly, but they're always going to try to jump in on you.
So just be prepared.
You better just back up, and then the moment I jump in, do anti-air.
You got to time it. You can't like...
Okay, I think you're just smashing buttons, Loki.
Just because there's no way you went to swap there.
Oh, maybe you did, though?
Dude, Loki, your dairies and pulse combos might be better than game.
Oh, that's huge.
What a fucking call.
Ah, interrupted.
No!
Oh.
Wait, that's that barn rage?
Brother, you're shooting me for the fun from the real way!
Grab-
Nice!
Hehehehe
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good patience!
nice nice nice you could also do heavy after that too and then do bender break
Nice!
Nice.
What's up?
Oh my god.
Is that a combo or a beat?
Like an actual combo.
I don't know.
The one I did?
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
Grab Maxine.
No!
Like you were really close.
That was good.
Nice.
I get it a bit more.
Nice.
Off-screen.
Good.
Okay.
This is like a burning butter everyone's going to do, is just jump overhead and then there's
fucking skin and W.
I need to connect with that, like this thing.
Blocking that's good. It's good from here in the corner like that. You can push block to
Push block push block when you're coming over the corner
Oh nice. Yes. Yes. Yes. I need to connect those
With a blockette
Yeah, the block.
Oh, small chopper.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Sometimes I just like, I like, my brain just shuts off, you know?
It's normal.
I can't, I can't.
I can't have a thought.
Okay.
Nice.
I need to follow up on that, right?
I don't know, that was intentional?
Wait, you basically, it's called, like, baiting your burst.
If you know they're gonna burst, you can block, and that happens in a short turn.
It's very aura.
Who did it?
Well, what did it to you?
Oh, but he didn't know he did it.
He didn't know he did it.
I thought you ran into it or something.
I didn't know that happened in the game.
It's uh, it's R.
It's R.
Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit.
Don't feel bad.
No, do not feel bad!
Do not feel bad!
Nice.
Okay, I'll keep you low, bud.
I knew it this!
My first real day playing!
Nice block.
blocks wait you didn't block the whole thing though yeah way to go in nice you
actually just went a little early because I wasn't done recovering which is
weird
Base oh my god, okay, can we try that again, please? Yeah, I got you again again again. Yeah, I think you can win
I messed that up. That was your parry. Yeah, I'm pressing the wrong button. I was parrying instead of dashing
He did a homing stock
That's what's happening. Oh my god
I'm pressing the freaking wrong buttons like this is not a Harry's not a Harry, oh don't
have a Harry meter.
You don't have a mirror.
And then it becomes what?
Specialty or some shit?
Or heavy?
It becomes like a heavy blade I think or something heavy, I think it's a heavy blade.
Nice!
You want to follow up?
Yeah, follow up.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
Good follow up.
Nice.
You can always follow up here and here, okay?
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Block it. Block it.
Once you're turned.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's different for every character.
I didn't pull up!
It's okay.
I can't find the placement of my thumb. I keep pressing S1 instead of space or instead of my job
Oh nice
It's like just three fighter I've played a bit of three
I mean the tagfighter aspect is I don't do that so I'm like I'm not very good but I'm I can fight
He knows the fundamentals
Nice
Nice! Nice! Nice right here! Nice! Nice!
Oh, I shouldn't do that so close.
Nice tagging.
Ay-ay-ay!
Okay, that's fine.
It's okay.
Nice.
I thought I blocked, man.
Come on!
I need to just use normal attacks. I have so many normal attacks to use.
Yeah, I feel like when you use Caitlyn, you're in shoot-only mode. And when you're with Therias,
you're in belly-only mode. Exactly what I'm talking about.
And what you should do is like, okay, when we're this far apart, you're shoot-only
mode, right? And then when I start getting closer, right, now you have to consider
I'll be ready for anti air. You're only thinking about anti air
So go back go back go back go back go back go back go back to the corner
Okay, so game starts and they shoot you shoot shoot and spine
No, but say that don't dash for you're staying back. You're shooting
Okay, all you're doing is shooting
Shoot shooting. Yeah, shoot it. Yeah, I get ready for the anti air because this spacing that's where I can jump in
So now you hear it's the anti air
Yeah, okay, but I need a follow-up on that
Yeah, you know the
Disclose you got it. You got a fight now you press the W. Now you're actually playing the game
Are you on a keyboard when you're on a corner? It's really hard. Let's a block and then push walk
I need a block and then push block. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah when people keep in the corner, it's hard
Nice that's a nice and a bender break. Oh, all right
Whoo, I low key think a Darius juggernaut would be better for you
Hey, I mean I like that's what that's what I was practicing
Do you like it?
Yeah
people off guard though my god yeah you win nice nice Leslie wait were you trying
yeah well we did the whole tutorial thing in the beginning but I was trying
there yeah he was trying he was trying yeah you beat him really yeah yeah yeah
okay but remember what he said oh right here also yet nice push block yeah
when you're in the corner like that feel free to call your assist okay so
than. Oh, yeah, you saw that push block. You pushed him away. That's to give you space
to get out of this.
Oh, okay. Okay. That bad timing, but I had the right idea. Nice. Okay. And then that's
not good.
Shoot unless we're like a full screen apart. I think I don't know the exact range. I like otherwise just you dangerous
I need to do the retreating guard stuff over there. Oh
See yeah, okay
It is a heart. It's really a heart.
You guys play. You guys play.
Let me digest. Let me see you guys go.
How do I?
And said.
OK, and then.
Someone in playing.
Can I spectate with that?
Like if you guys playing without surely.
Right? Yeah.
Surely they have that ability.
Oh, yes. Yes.
Squeaks no way. Oh my god, I was a team actually practicing
Squeaks are you lost in a second? Let's be real. I have I've
Played oh
I didn't know you guys were playing together
Double down. Yeah, how does that work? You just use one super after another, right?
But like how do you use it? Do you have to tag and then super?
No, you just super you just spam super
Super super after super so if you do your pulse combo to get a super you just do super again
You do super input after super input. What's the super input?
Whatever
oh my god this is my teammate bro
oh pulse super i don't know how to actually super
uh s1s2
so if i get a pulse super i can just press s1s2
i'm pretty sure that's how it works right i don't need double sounds yet that sounds right
leslie you want a one v one plus yeah that's what that's right i'm down oh they're on
right on team osu! team osu cringe right? um no he's f- he's cute he's cute
oh see you got me! nice! and body deal? oh
i'm gonna watch this really fast and then we'll be one
Oh nice.
Nice.
Nice!
Oh you're doing great.
It's awesome. It's actually really hard to get on. I'm having difficulty. Oh my god,
I need grabs. Crazy stuff.
What the hell, Luddy's so good.
Luddy?
You might ask me, apparently.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
He's beating me.
This is awesome.
This is a good sign for the T-Stoe, though, that we're really happy.
We're gonna get first.
No, I'm asking to be by the word, that's a promise to you.
Okay, he's one person on the team, we add up all of our individual points at the end,
and then that's, you know.
So he could get 25 points for the team, but with we get 20, 15, 10, and 8, then boom.
This is way too good.
Hey, you guys are way better than me, I'm fucked.
No, no, squints.
We're gonna put out this.
We're gonna want to be happy though.
Hey, what?
Did you do the fucking thing where you pulse crazy style?
You just spam the same button.
I'm sorry, no, for the big orb around you for defense.
Oh, oh, so when you're waking up you hold S1 or S2, I think.
Oh, nice.
Oh
They know my
Oh
Has let he gone formal training
No, not in this game damn
But put a lot of street fighter. No, you're good
I'm trying to Twitter you haven't I wouldn't read that about this one
I'm not sure.
Oh, he's got some commas.
Oh, I got some really short combo.
Nice.
I was really sick though.
Wow.
Oh, Teemo's tough.
That was good.
Teemo.
Teemo!
Yeah, I like it.
Teemo?
Huh?
Teemo.
What'd I say?
Teemo.
Is there always a way to tech?
I'm like scaring shit.
Damn, I get to punish for that.
I got some training from Lily and my friend Ian, and say jam today.
Oh shit, I'm fucked. I need some training.
We can do some. We have tomorrow still.
I'm staying up all night.
Tom, you're not.
I'm already sleepy. I already had my bowl of strawberries.
The one moment I fucking tried, I fucking did it, though.
Nice.
Oh shit.
Shit.
Oh my god.
Oh, no!
Oh!
oh that was really good you got the first round though that was really good
you downloaded him
yeah she bit my ass
is this like a best of one?
can we like play duos? is that a thing?
uh yeah you can
come on now
don't play like Leslie
like 2v2? yeah
I don't know how it works
oh um okay so how it works is like we tag each other in
each other in it's like one of us will press T okay so then the and then like
and then you press T and then I I come in and then you put I can't explain this
okay so Lily and I versus
I'm the worst one here. Squeaks you're naturally a good gamer though like you
you are of all of us you're like the you know it's in your blood the most so
you're gonna pick it up real quick yeah all right I was lonely when I was
growing up PG I played frickin all the fighting games like I'll be good you're
right I'm the biggest loser I didn't say that why are you putting like let's
getting hooked here this is good my team downloaded good we're gonna get
I think I hold double lift but double lift might get first overall but like no offense to the rest of his team
They suck. Mame them.
I just don't feel like a mage shot or a hage or a bomb.
They're terrible at games.
I just don't think they're going to hold all too many points for them.
Dude what a combo.
This is miserable.
What are you supposed to do?
Oh
Here we go to come back
Oh my okay, I just don't know how hard it works. I feel like she gets attacks forever
I just need to know when I can go in
Those are really long.
Team was a nice team because I can just jump over your pentacles and then go in.
You fly for fucking hours and then you keep going whenever I do anything.
Yeah, I'm slightly.
The air's so good.
Yeah, this is awesome.
Oh my god, that's cringe. That is some cringe shit. The Teemo flies over you tag late.
Oh my god. What are you doing? Probably you're flying to heaven. Oh my god.
Nice so cute. I love this game. What the hell?
That was not what I meant to do. Tough.
I
Thought it was like a random group
Two of us were in the same group if I'm in your group. I'm dead ass hitting up 18 to let me know real quick
Not gonna happen. Yeah. Oh, can I draw you guys lobby? Yeah. Yeah, it's come in come in. How do I do it?
Oh
What do I click I'm out of you. Oh
Like the taxes and better invincible versus
I use
They say I didn't know you like to find the cost my character. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay
Wait, I'm not as good as you guys and I'm scared that people are going to make fun.
Come on, come on.
Everyone end your stream right now.
I'm not kidding.
It's weeks.
So how does someone like tag it goes to Leslie?
Wait, Leslie needs to call these.
Okay, so let's say Leslie's point, right?
So she starts.
Okay.
Ludwig, you can tag in and help her.
pro gets this call and then Leslie can hit tag again to just keep you in does that make sense
okay and then vice versa we're doing the tournament right this is kind of like a weird
play no it is not 2v2 okay it's 1v1 so you're going to do all that yourself you can tag in
your second occurred yeah someone now press oh so you only pick one champ then one champion and 2v2 yes
fine just a bad practice in the sense that it's good practice in the sense that you can
can like practice like your combos and fighting in general okay I wish it was to be to go I
know it's fun yeah I mean I think you know one person can play twice then I
don't know one person to play alone the rest are on teams I think of solutions
Oh, I don't hear it twice hop in here. I'm gonna let you want me one beat his ass Leslie beat his ass
Oh
Will be tough that's what's gonna be really tough. Yep spam W. Yeah, that's it
Okay. Yep. Yes. Yeah
huge damage
I
I like it he jumps
He's grabbing remember you can mix up with that grabbing anything. Oh, I can try shit out. I was trying to try no
No, dude, do the assist it assist. No, no, I stand do the assist stand
You could hard tag someone in by holding the assist button
Okay, to be one to be one to be one
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was watching. Oh, okay. Okay, and then like
Yes, oh my god. Yes. Whoa. Whoa. It's way easier when she can't tag into Ari and fucking blow my
Alright 1v1, all you, all you, I like it, I like the aggression, follow up on that!
I'm trying, I'm fucking!
Press buttons, press buttons!
Yeah!
Yeah?
No, let me play!
I'm gonna break you.
Nice.
Baggins!
Baggins, baggins, look, baggins, look!
I'm scared of Lily, I'm scared of Lily!
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
I'm going go in. I'm the bedded.
Nice. And then you trust you again if you ever wanted to type in enough of you had to
but like just in case you wanted to you could trust me there.
Lily one v two then please.
Well, you have to learn I'm learning here you go. Oh my god, we need both barriers
Okay, okay
Yeah, all right, you're gonna stand against Lily you're gonna stand. I'm not gonna cut. I'm not gonna come in
I fucking lied. I'm in
go go go go go I have the lowest health in the game it's scary oh you can enjoy
your blueberry oh I pushed blocked so you got some space
What is going on?
I'm going to use assist.
If you ever use your super let me know.
We just went on time, we went on time.
Uh oh.
Oh no, she...
No!
Nice!
I had also time!
Yeah, yeah, she had to approach.
I had no time.
Yeah, she had to...
I had no time.
Ohhhh...
Oh no!
That's it, Lesly!
Hey, one more time!
Let's try one more time.
Guys, I'm good. I gotta look at that.
Jesus! No!
Wait, what the hell?
He didn't steal confidence into Squeaks!
Please.
I'm a Vibes-based player.
I'm ordering food, I'm not tagging in no matter what.
Okay, hold on.
I'm trying to block.
Oh, back.
You got to hold back.
Okay, okay.
Nice, Grav.
Oh, oh.
That Grav's gonna be really confusing for people.
Oh, especially if I have full steam, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna do this because you're...
He didn't tag you, you said sit the fuck down!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
We tagged at the same time!
Get involved, get involved!
I'm scared!
Oh, that was fire.
They missed, but it was fire.
I'm trying to get a combo.
Old, old, old!
Oh, me? Who?
Oh, I thought it blocked.
Spirited
He's just coming
Tag me, tag me, tag me. Oh my god. Nice
Oh, no.
That's okay.
I got this.
Here we go.
I believe in you here.
I'm going to throw some zins.
Whoa.
Oh, it didn't reach.
Sorry.
That's all I got.
That was awesome.
That was awesome, that was awesome. Well done.
Oh no, okay. Oh my god, he's grabbing me.
Oh my god, he's up bugging me.
He can't work today. Stop it.
I got a jump.
Yeah, if you missed that, you have to punish really hard, okay?
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh! Were you parried?
What?
Were you parried?
Yeah, I parried.
I don't know what to do with this, but I'm going to use my
right.
Nice.
Here it comes.
Let's freaking go.
Huge.
Sorry, I don't know when to
Oh, it's like, pull down.
That's a good assist.
God damn it.
No!
No, the body!
I only get the finished ring kill.
No, no, no, no.
I want to get one.
Yeah.
I got owned by Squeaks.
That was my bad.
I don't know about it.
We did?
Yeah, you guys won!
You guys won!
Sorry, I thought we lost.
That's fair.
Okay, you got this, Fleece.
Frick, Frick.
I don't know what to do with Jetsons.
No, yeah!
That long grab is so telegraphed.
He runs up to you and with his arms out
wide open for a hug.
Fleece, what a good super.
Yeah.
I don't know how to loss super.
No, no, no!
Uh-oh.
Okay, I see.
Oh my god.
Ooh, he knows combos.
Paul's combos are the biggest fuck.
I suck no you're so good. I couldn't be here. I suck
Oh, that was close being awesome
That was great.
Sweet China, hit your assist button sometimes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, like that. That was perfect.
Yes, Leslie!
Earlier.
Alright, I'm going to try to get help you all.
Okay.
Okay, you got to pull up on that.
I have such problems following up. It's crazy.
Okay, okay, you're fine. Okay. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Stay in.
Oh, big, big, big. Yes. Huge, huge, huge. Hold scumbo. That's fine. They broke out.
I'm talking huge Leslie that was huge
Leslie that was huge
I'm talking huge Leslie that was huge
You have other impacts right?
Yeah
Oh what the
So
Oh God
This is scary
Nice this is scary
Wait
Oh so if you're like in a combo
It's alright it's alright
Like getting comboed out is it
It's nice to get
Okay
I keep thinking I have Arias just then they don't right
Across
Okay
Nice grab
Nice good job
Wow
Dude, it's like just street fighter one. There's no
So much better fuck. Why didn't they just make a street fighter clone?
one wall
Yes, LG. No, no, no, I want to keep
LG I'm down. Oh
You guys should play one-on-one you and Leslie
Nice nice nice
Okay, keep it up. Keep it up. Keep the pressure. I block it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yes, I got
Yeah!
Okay, when I tag this slot here, I'm gonna do a random.
Oh my gosh, she's beating both our asses.
Well, at the same time?
Yeah, you can do that.
Oh my god, that was such a good blood strength move.
Oh my god, that was an excellent assist.
Leslie, hard to find the assist.
Let's get him!
Don't blame me!
I mean, she's not a problem.
Oh my god.
Ah, not the hug.
Okay, I don't care about this.
You're getting me a stand.
Stand, stand.
That was bad. That was my bad. Oh my gosh. No, no, no, no. I think teching is always bad.
Got you. I got you. I got you. Teching. Better players will be able to like, counter that.
Yes, Hain. You should be alive. Ah, you son of a... Yeah. Owned me. Absolutely owned me.
Try to beat him with this one move
Okay
Medium oh my god, I miss
I should love blitzkrieg
you have to carry
team oh should be in the head team has the lowest health in the game she dars so easily
You hit me with two combos. I'm dead.
I don't know. I felt really low, man.
T-Bulls on the problem in this game.
Well, let's say I don't really want to be one.
I don't really want to be one.
Oh.
I don't really understand the whole system of this game.
I'll watch you guys.
How do you spectate?
Can you spectate on this?
Yeah, you can.
You walk up to the screen.
Kootz, you're inside the game,
so you need to get out of the game,
and then you like walk up to the TV.
I think I was able to feel this one all day. Yeah. Yeah. And then you yeah
And then you press like zero like in it changes like how you spectate it, but you can spectate full screen
Oh, I don't have a secondary champion by the way
You play another not you can't get up which one's juggernaut. It's when you pick your fuse to pick any
second character
Anyone doesn't matter and then your fuse you're gonna want to pick juggernaut
Echo and Seemo of the highest win rate. Interesting.
That's so not cute.
Oh, it blitzed with shocker.
It's just so fucking wrong.
I really...
Okay, let's see how this goes.
Okay.
Does the squeak set pulse? I don't know.
Does the squeak set pulse?
Oh, I don't know.
It's too intense. I'll just turn it off.
He didn't... he didn't...
He didn't set it up at all.
I think you should have it on.
I agree.
I put pulse. It's awesome.
Yeah, damn, this happens to money my talking to myself.
Hey, good answer here.
Okay, what do you do now?
That's back to us.
We're just tired of every scene, but it works.
I need to follow up.
Yeah, you do.
Nice.
You still in that's a cross that that's a cross that was hard
Early early at the way guess the recovery oh
No, oh no, oh no, oh no panic I
Did I did
I'm panicking I'm panicking
Honestly, that's hard to deal with it's annoying
it's looking um next time you have seen them son meter remember to use your super
special yeah close that was close that was close thank you thank you thank you
I love the back dash but remember you can only shoot until he starts getting
the ground right right right now you're at a good distance it's fine
They can do a lot of getting in you got a block. You need to walk up down walk up down back
You can run in I fucking press tag by accident happens
Love it you could also jump over that nice good actually yeah, that's it you have to be really patient
If you hold down back then you don't move backwards.
Nice punish. Where's that pulse?
Beautiful. Oh, grab jump grab would have gone crazy. No, no, no, no, no.
hit him once bro
yeah
okay okay i got this one
yeah
yes
yes i got a low health
honestly you could do with your headless
wait
reenact reenact
dodge the shots
you go forward down back
and down back blocks them without moving
pulse first weeks
pulse first week
How do I do this change character?
You should think subsecting because they're not in a client. That's why it didn't freeze. Oh
Okay, wait, so hit start. Yeah, I think you do it in the case in the character select. Oh
When I I see yeah, yeah, they're one rates for every character
So I just oh no
the other side
Yeah, I don't see him in this top list, man.
Wait, so Blitz doesn't have to deal with tagging?
Yeah, so of course it is. Of course it is.
And the worst character seems like it's brawn.
Okay.
Do keep anti-airing for no reason. I just like, I'm okay.
There's like no data in this website.
The following up is the hardest part.
Can someone explain to me what Juggernaut does?
Is it just like I don't have to tag in?
So you don't have a second character, and you have more meter, you have more health,
but you lose the power of assists and the second characters.
Not many people really play, but there are some people who play it.
It's it's it basically. It's like I don't want to deal with learning all the tag shit. So let me try to play as one character
But oh kind of cooks in low elo
I think pros
Are they playing
Wait you are yeah, what?
Someone needs to press x or something press x weeks
There's someone there.
It says ready up to play solo.
It doesn't say Leslie's on the screen down.
Wait.
Oh, oh, ready us.
Darry's juggernaut seems fucking strong.
That's how I started too.
Oh, good, good, good, good.
Darry is?
Let's play Gauze seems strong.
Okay.
Remember to play on close mode.
There's bottom right.
Exactly. Turn that on.
Yeah, you have it the purple thing means your pulse. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, you know pulses
No, okay, so when you press your light you just spam lay lay lay light or me and me and me and me
Oh when it combos, all right fucking headquarters made this shit
They're like, yep, it's gonna be a bunch of their boys hanging out in a room
They're gonna feel like they're actually at each other's house
It's gonna be picture-in-picture
Sitting by your fucking fridge. We got Gatorade in Fridge. We got milk in that fridge
Looks like we got some tall boys make some energy drinks
It's just a fucking vibe with the squad
And we're not together in person, but we're together in vibes
I think if Leslie does this
Nice walking.
It could be really good.
She just has to learn when she needs to start going W mode on Caitlyn.
Okay, he's at range.
We got to start going W mode.
Oh, that tag out would have been amazing.
You tagged from that dairies and swamped into the map.
That's not what I meant to do at all.
Why?
Were you trying to tag to the dairies?
No, I was just trying to...
Yeah.
that back dash was genuinely like one of the greatest things I've ever seen you do in a video game.
What are you talking to?
You.
Oh.
Damn.
How could you deal with a ranged character with this guy?
Yeah, it's super hard.
Like, his movement speed is so low.
That run up grab is also super slow and powerful.
You're getting better at approaching yourself.
Use that to block.
Block me forward. Block me forward.
Okay, you ready? You ready?
You ready to go W?
Nice!
Get ready, go W mode.
W mode, W mode, you're not shooting, you're W mode.
Yes!
Now you can back up if you want.
Yeah, yeah, I love that.
I love that, make us like hell.
My life is hell, my life is hell.
It is hell, you're first single zone, that's what she's supposed to do.
You just kinda slowly go in, block.
Yeah, fuck.
Um, so I think-
Wait, can you say again how I don't move back?
Like, down back.
down back. Oh, hey, let's
actually, actually, actually,
walk up down back, walk up
down back until she's in the
corner. And then you if you
jump straight up, she's going
to anti air every time like
she's going to yeah, and then
it won't hit you because you
jump straight up and you can
dash in and grab. Oh, like a
fake. Yeah, just better better
to do a move. I'm right
here.
I'm gonna take space. Yeah, look at that. Look at that. She's stressed out now that she has
no space. Nice, great. Thank you.
I'm a little stressed. It's all a mental game.
What is that mean?
You have to attack twice if you want to stop characters.
Not almost, almost Leslie.
Okay.
What?
Oh, that was a punish.
Oh yeah, punish that, yeah.
But when you do that, try to follow up next time.
Okay.
Alright, okay, Lynn can do it.
Okay, Lynn can do it.
Just when he comes close, don't panic.
He's gonna jump in.
I can't, Nick!
Back up, back up.
Get your shots off.
Beautiful.
Double top!
That was early, that was early.
Okay, you ready to jump?
Oh!
I'm crashing so wrong!
I don't think you meant to do that but that was aura.
You got it.
You're not out.
So when he comes in we're patient we're patient
You're doing getting much
mode
I finally did a super that's that's super you just did when they run
in and jump like that and they're low it'll kill them.
He's the best of the four, Lily's the best for sure. I played this game too much.
That was huge. Oh! Oh! You're playing electric? Nice Alps. Oh, get in her up!
Yeah, he did. Awesome punish. Awesome punish. You should do that every time.
Okay, yeah, I don't grab. That's true. Yeah, grabbing is great. People won't expect it.
I hate the starter
I know it's... you won't miss any Caitlyn's actually except for...
Wait, do you know?
Huh?
Down back, down back
Down, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that
Nice
Let's stop, let's try
Huge
why speaks only gob he's playing juggernaut
which I'm not sure if I like then you'd have to get a you cut this sidekick
which is the same thing except you can use assist but you do you still one
character I think you have less health right you do yeah but you get an assist
Which...
Okay!
Oh!
Yeah, close the gap.
I love it.
Good page.
It's for the patients in the FGC.
Ooh!
No, no, no, I...
Nice okey.
Ooh, that's a parry.
I like the mixies good shimmy good shimmy first or two here
I need to go in on it, just medium areas bro, it's broken, you just press medium five
of times anytime you get an opening you do like a quarter of a zile park
no
it's alright don't panic slow down so to just block and then when you see the
coming in you can just jump huge shoot him you guys
oh oh no no
One fucking hit!
Oh my god, you're still alive?
Oh no you're not!
Oh my god he went crazy on you!
Let's freaking go!
No!
It's alright, it's alright.
Go back to the game plan.
Well, well now he knows what I'm gonna do.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, he's still gonna get a headshot.
Look at that.
Hi, dudes.
Cool!
Yeah, you know I'm saying like you don't have to oh shoot you got to swap modes
You're right. You're right. You're right. I got modes. I got
I'd swap I'd swap
Yeah, you get help back if you were to swaps oh
I didn't know that how'd you know that because that gray health recovers if you don't
Get hit for a while
I think he's just learning the matchup and you so he adapted and now you have to
adapt yeah I really think your Darius just beats him on one I think you're
forcing this Aitlin which can work and be cringe but but that's fine right yeah
you just have to not like it won't if it doesn't work to be able to adapt like
if the shooting doesn't work you have to be able to hit them okay this is insane this is intense
maybe i do juggernaut actually i think you're fine you are so good wait can i try to just
juggernaut try a derriest juggernaut okay and all you're gonna do is you're gonna dash around
in the moment he gives you an opening you're gonna just spam medium
Okay. Wait, say that again? Everything is up?
So you're just going to dash around, you're going to wait for an opening, which he'll
give you, right? Well either he'll do his big grab, and then you'll dodge it, or he'll
jump in, and then you'll just block it, and you just spam medium.
Oh, also Squeaks, you can, if you press S2 to S1 really fast, you can cancel
obvious Judas one it's hard it's really hard to go up against and then grab
what immediately after you're fine you got a block more here all these are
blockable you're still in it too calm let's get you back
Oh, good grab.
Yep.
You have to wait there.
Nice, nice, nice.
You sure alive?
Yep.
Okay.
Thought I blocked, thought I blocked.
Nice, nice.
Damn.
Okay, you're gonna have to block here because it's gonna do some shit.
Nice punish.
Nice.
Okay, now play smart here.
Nice! Good job!
That was insane!
Good job, Leslie!
I'm not mixing some grabs with Sean, think about that.
S2 to S1.
First week's.
That did so much damage.
That's huge.
That was so well-played.
Okay, a jump hit would have worked.
It's even.
So that even.
Oh!
Oh
You gotta use your break my break. Oh, and that's you're gonna lose anyway
What's break a it's s2 plus assist s2 plus assist. Yeah, I like the Darius Leslie
The only thing I like when you both of them when you dash you attack
Is that what I should do not all the time because then they'll say when you dash you attack sometimes your dash and not attack
You don't have to dash in all the time sometimes you dash in to dash out or dash out to dashing
He's bullying me now!
I don't think you've pressed block once.
Yes, when you do that, you can- you don't have to attack after squeaks.
You can mix her up with the grab.
Come here and grab this one.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, so you're just 50-15.
Nice.
I think you... got this?
I think I have a huge problem when I just start button mashing when I'm like overwhelmed.
Yeah, me too, me too.
Gotta be patient and block. You'll find an opening eventually.
Yeah, if you just hold block, they just can't do shit.
Oh, don't throw that.
Oh, that's really bad.
Game winning combo? Almost? Where's the grab?
I have to stop grabbing as well when they're in hit recover or whatever.
Yeah, I often come in hit them and then grab it's like so bad
the
is that an auto combo?
yeah, yeah, I'm just pulsing
that did you turn on pulsed because you were talking about it earlier?
yeah, I just did
yeah, if you just spam medium
S2, S1, then down S2 for squeeze.
Yes, exactly like that.
After that, S1, you can again mix her up.
50-50.
Or block or whatever.
That's gonna be really hard to deal with.
You can block that. You'll have to figure it.
He charged it? Sorry.
Wow, you're gonna hit him, you're gonna hit him, it's fine.
Oh, I lied.
It's alright, you're here, he does it, you can catch up.
Hit him!
Yup!
Nice!
Nice.
Okay, now dash in, dash in, dash in.
Yup!
It's hard to-
If you jump there, you phone his ass.
Yeah.
Nice!
Jumping.
me
me that auto combo
if we're um the auto combo you just have to it's not like
you have to hold
medium medium medium
you can't do a mix
keep forgetting the brick
I get it. I get the game.
Yay! Squeaks for you S2 to S1 to down S2.
That was really good apparently.
That was where you grab them, you throw out the hand, you grab them, bring them down, bring them back and then down it.
You do S1 immediately after S2, like you cancel the first S2.
You did it once and it was when you got her.
S2 to S1.
Okay, what if I do juggernaut against the people who are experienced and then Kate against people who don't know what the hell Kate does?
I mean ideally
Dare I say
Both is good too
What do you mean?
like
Do you have both on your team you could play with both of them?
But but like juggernaut isn't both
No, no, no, I'm saying you could play with Kailin and Darius and be like
I think what okay, there's three paths. I think all are fine
I think just do whatever you're most comfortable with and I'd stick with it because I think if you swap it might
Mix you up a bit
You know I'm saying oh
No, no, oh, I was saying like I could do juggernaut sometimes and then sometimes you double down
Sometimes you double down I see I see it like I get cuz I'm gonna swap every time I play somebody I can swap
Who I play right or what I play against that person. Yeah, I think it's fun. Yeah
you're confused yeah the cysts are nice you know they get you out of a tough spot
okay I think Caitlyn will get people with okay how do I fucking how do I
grab at this thing
What's my S2?
Or my, um, my-
Light combo is good.
Yeah, I think you can do light into heavy, right?
are all awesome.
go
You need it undefinitely, not part of the cosmetics. Oh, what do you guys do that? Oh, can I use the training module?
Yeah, Squeaks wants to use a training module maybe.
Yeah, maybe we could run some 1v1s.
My bad.
Yeah, can you go?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad.
I'll stream my POV.
Anyone person can go training modules on me?
Share your screen.
I don't know how to get out, per se.
My new exit training module.
You want another one?
Yeah.
Alright, I'll play two and then I gotta go.
Okay, that's good. Two, I'm down. I'm down.
I also gotta go. I'm tired, my brain!
Okay, should we...
The sleeping is the best way to learn.
It is. Should we jump call so you can teach?
Oh yeah, I'll call it.
Okay.
Okay. Uh, okay.
Okay, Kate?
No, no, no, no, no. Perious.
Okay, I still don't know how to do double down. What is a handshake tag?
I don't know these. I just know that. Okay, I know double down is like when you get one
super off of one, you can super again and then like off your other.
Chad, what's a what's a handshake tag?
Oh, twice in one sequence.
Oh, so I can like invisible verses, basically.
I'll try it.
OK.
Oh my god, a lot of we just in my face there, okay?
Okay
I get it I get it I get it I get it I like that
of the
Big grab, big grab.
Nice.
I don't know how to fucking combo him.
See how false combo's on?
I don't think they'll have him on.
I don't.
Oh.
I have to play this fucking game now.
That would explain things.
Why can't I just press medium?
I
Know
Oh
I guess that's it. I'm gonna go to bed
It was fun though
I'm stuff, but I'm getting
getting the EPA candy one more. Yeah
Being I guess
well
I hate to force you here
I don't understand how to do how to get pulse
Right here right here you see art it says at the bottom you press that button
Okay, this will be harder because you actually have your destination, okay
Nice!
Damn! Way more annoying with the combos!
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah!
No, I don't want to tag in!
You can't bro, you're dead.
He just died for like a little sport like we did in the TV2.
That's so annoying!
like I can't the range doesn't matter because you have the stupid tentacles I
hate that
that's my cheese you're not supposed to have it
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Nice!
Hey!
Oh, I got it.
Nice.
Yes.
I get it.
Nice.
I get it
Nice
I
Blocked she's not detecting it
What the hell? That was insane! How can you do that? Oh, I need to just swap out there.
Hell no
Frick Frick I need again again
I don't know you could dash run to this very moment
Okay
Wait, wait, how can I get better relax? Yeah
Everything go on the irony I think how do you get better you just do what you're doing just better
Get your anire better like I don't that role in this war
a little bit early little bit early where's the blocks I don't know I'm trying but well
Then are you grabbed?
Nice.
What the hell?
I know I have the anti either, but my brain knows what to do, I just can't follow up.
Weakness, weakness, weakness, weakness, weakness, weakness, weakness, weakness, weakness, weakness,
I
That all you have pretty good at keeping distance, right? Yeah
No, no, no, I know what to do I know to do I just throw that at the same time
I did do that like you know, oh reset reset. How do I do that back to you?
That's for you
What do you mean I'd go forward a bit because you're in the corner okay ready go
Nice
of
that
It's clicking to me
I can't block when I miss
I
See I see I see I see because you know I'm blocking
Nice.
Nice!
Yeah!
Unfortunately, it is stuck out for you.
I am starting to understand.
Man, I hit the left when I was up.
Okay, okay. LG, LG.
Okay, LG.
Okay.
All cleats point to D.
Right!
I'm gonna forget how many fucking hits there are of that combo.
God.
Nice.
Oh.
Shot for shot. Okay.
Nice head.
Nice.
I.
I
Did
Is that your what the hell is that your oh my god
But it was close it was actually close
Okay, okay, I feel like nice
Oh my god.
No way.
No way
Yeah, Fury you could have broken out
I don't know why I fucking pressed that
Heed my brain. I can't think.
I genuinely think you got better you want to try some of the Darius only or you want to wrap it
I
You played a lot of 2x K. Oh today, dude seven hours
It's bad it's bad for the brain. It's but like I'm not thinking anymore. You know, okay
Okay, okay. That's it. That's it. That's it. That was good. I you know
I think I can get a some points on Thursday. Yeah easily. There's no universe you get dead last and if you do
I'll never talk to you again
I'm not gonna get dead last there's there's people who are not gonna touch the game until Thursday
There's no I'm telling you there's no universe get dead last and if you do I'll never talk to you again
Okay, I mean like you don't have to be like that harsh about it, but like I won't get
you