Auto starts on, so it should go live right away.
So I mean, it should be live in five, four,
three, two...
I know, you see, somehow
the world's gonna change for me. Chad, what is up?
Alright, I didn't turn my phone last night. Dude,
that sounds like a freaking seminar.
How do you find some of this damn move?
Come on.
Um, alright.
Oh my god, Ray's class has started.
There's like five people in it.
We can make it.
Oh my god.
Jason, the ween's up early doing ones.
Chad, what is up?
Y'all welcome back to the stream.
I am a little later than I would like to be today.
If I'm being totally honest.
My game plan today was to go to Raze class and help her teach, just like sort of sit
in for the whole lecture, but her class is normally at 11, today was at 10 am, so I got
to text her around like 9.40.
I woke up these guys.
What I say is this is dumb shit.
Like this morning?
I was like, wake up, crew!
I don't know, I don't know.
I know. I didn't pull you guys out of bed.
So, why do they never have milk in the morning?
I'm hungry right now!
I got some food.
I bet you got some food.
Just some banters.
I want some bananas, and if you can,
just bring a big ass fucking cup of milk.
Because I got cereal.
It smells like...
Camer, you don't even have cable, it's just bananas?
Look at that.
You give it to us, it's just bananas?
Are they gonna shock your sisters or what?
Yeah, do you need like a...
Zach's piece of banana?
They're a deep fried banana?
Something.
New Zach's piece of deep fried bananas.
No, yeah, I'm doing bananas, man.
It smells like shit right now.
Excuse me.
A couple of eggs.
It's awesome too.
You want to walk across the whole ass camera to the fucking plate of food and it's awesome.
Nah, I'll just take eggs.
You smell it, right?
Is it pater?
Is it me? Nah, you're good.
I don't smell anything.
I don't know. I have a perceptive nose, I guess.
Holy. I think today's the 100th.
Let's see if I can bite the clouds.
See you later, better?
It is.
Today's rough.
Tell Cam to wipe the lens.
Streams in the clouds, wipe your damn lens.
It's so foggy.
That's just from the temperature change shack.
It is.
The condensation.
We just went from inside where the AC is blasting
and it's like 68.
And then we went outside where it's 96 and humid.
Oh my gosh.
Okay guys, today's gonna be our longest stream.
streamer you probably of the entire week.
12 hour day, no breaks.
I'll say 15.
Uh, the agenda. We have right now raised class we're going to.
We'll sit in. I don't know how it's going, hopefully it's going well.
And then after that, I need to finish my powerpoint. I set up to like
Probably, yeah, how long were we working on?
I mean, it's a 130, 132?
Probably 130 we stayed up to just pound out the PowerPoint.
It takes three hours.
We just have to account for three hours of the day,
because it just takes three hours to make all the slides.
And then, yeah, after we're going to finish the PowerPoint,
We got our presentation, today's class, YouTube 101.
Honestly, not 101.
It's like a 300 level class.
But it's a tell-all.
It's a tell-all on YouTube specifically,
which almost every student in my class
and at this university sucks at.
And then I'm gonna do office hours right after.
So right after my class, office hours.
and I'll send a little, I can send a blast to any students for office hours.
I didn't assign homework today.
The app is Tube Dog Shift, the one that they have for us to assign homework.
Students are just unable to submit and so it's just like, you have to basically spam
submit and eventually sometimes it gets through, but I don't think I'm getting an accurate
count of what students are doing homework.
So I might just assign more ethereal homework,
like, you know, do it if you want.
I don't care.
Like I'll talk to you about it,
but like you don't need to prove it to me.
Uh, and then what?
What up, dude?
Oh my God, it's agent Shark Tank class.
I gotta go, excuse me.
Hey, I came to student university one,
and I made a student university too.
Last year, agent by far had a class that I would never
imagine somebody coming against.
Yesterday I came to your class, my boy,
you told that shit that I ain't gonna lie.
You liked it?
From top to bottom, I have been bragging about you.
I had to go to a college trainer.
I had to go to a college agent.
My boy, you have, you need to do a real college course
with that shit that you did yesterday.
That's very nice of you.
No cap, my boy.
Your shit is beyond amazing.
I appreciate it.
I learned so much in your class, my boy.
Thank you.
That's very nice.
What's up man?
Morning.
Yogi.
That's what you do later today, right?
What are you doing here right now?
Right now.
I have a stomach ache.
Got to go to the nurse's office.
Going to the nurse's?
Yeah, stomach ache.
But I'll see you after a period.
After a better time.
See you after a period.
Tell me X.
I can see it happen.
That was nice.
Yeah, that was pretty nice.
All right, we've got to go to Ray's class.
Guys, right now, we're going to just sit in.
See what the vibe is.
Hopefully it's good.
Oh, Synergy's came in, too.
What up, y'all?
How are we living today?
I can't look at you, I'm gonna cry.
Wait, why are you gonna cry? Look at me.
I can't look at you, don't look at me.
I'm childhood, I got crazy acne.
Can I sit in this chair?
Yeah, you can sit there.
All right, who's at the door?
Everyone's coming in.
All right, who showed up early today? I want to know.
Oh, you're Star People.
Our Star People.
Oh, oh, wait, she also didn't work.
I believe on the website that the website's been shit, bro.
Streamer, your website's been some ass.
Okay, so it's the website.
I blame people, yeah. I was being hard about it at first, but now I'm like, they're actually being honest. It is a really bad website.
Okay, yes, first one's for you.
Hi, I'm so sorry, sir.
For what?
For, um, I'm not supposed to be skipping, missing your class.
I was really stressed out my feet hurt, and I had to guys back, like, literally this morning because of you.
That's so valid.
No worries.
That's so valid.
I was back to this school class yesterday.
Yesterday.
Right, the balance today?
The math doesn't add up.
I understand the sort of thing.
Ray, where you at?
Where am I at where?
What are you teaching me?
Well, I added a slide to my presentation.
Oh, fun!
I removed the subway chargers in hopes that I'd have an ounce of a little bit more respect.
Well, I think everyone here is locked in.
Oh, yeah, no, no.
This is the class I prefer because everyone is here to learn.
I'll also ask everyone that came through the door today, like, hey, you don't have to
be here.
You can go to bed.
Only come here if you want to learn.
And I do feel like everyone here so far is asking good questions and wants to actually
learn so.
I'm ready to learn.
learn. You already know these things. Not everything to be honest. Okay go to my last
slide Emily. This is the slide no other other songs. Yeah I did this one because I
realized I didn't really talk about like how to start the team. A lot of people
were asking that after class a lot is like oh well how do you do like how do
you do it but yeah never commit. Three month trial right? You know this now.
He's in a go-hold-care ready!
What are you doing?
Come back to work!
We have so much to do today.
I know, I know, I know.
You have class in...
I don't need a bar today, I might be getting a bar.
He was 11 years old.
Wait, you've demoted yourself to student?
No, I got a rest last night.
No, I saw. She's on her third strike.
Like literally.
How do you get a rest without your professor?
singing fuck the cops to the cops teacher in middle school get arrested for robbing
a thing
comparatively no
oh yes thank the real bank
how much money did they take?
oh my god I see a teacher
I have a question for you guys
at this point you are at are you considering adding new people to the team and
What role are you considering?
What role would help you right now?
Cameron.
Cameron?
Yeah, at least Cameron.
Yeah, like I'd be running around doing crazy stuff.
I have so many ideas, but I can't execute them
because I'm still trying.
But I'm running with my fricking chat mode and my list
and my lighting and everything.
And then I'm like, turn down those little crawl.
And it's like, I just know we can be big way better if.
Well, that's not my choice, anybody,
because I hate to be on my Instagram.
but I don't want to get home, I don't want to just fall in love.
But you normally aren't able to have one at home?
Yeah, whenever I want to.
Right, but here you just were denied for shimmery use purposes.
OK, all right, yeah, what you got?
I would like an agent.
I'm ready to, like, expect to move forward.
So maybe if I have to help someone reach out, you know,
something like, can you say you've had a manager already?
I don't have a manager, but my family member
like my brother, he's like, we smile with text and stuff like that.
So like, we think together.
Ray, what's your first agency, remember?
C-A-R-R-R-R, not C-A-R-R-R.
Way back.
Like 10 years ago and you're still doing that.
It starts with C. I forgot.
It's your life brother, I wasn't in it.
No, you know the company.
I've been with all of them.
Not C-A-R-R-R-R-R-R-R.
Well, I've been with all of them.
No, it's UTA, it starts with a U not a T.
Starts with a C is great.
UTA was the first management that I went with
and they were great, but then my manager retired.
And so I had to find someone new,
which was rough because she was perfect, Hannah.
She was the best.
She wrapped Pokey, she wrapped all the girls at the time.
It was amazing.
And then she retired and then it was,
and then I was like, you know what,
it was probably a good time to try other agencies
in management to see what fits for me.
And luckily she recommended my current manager,
which was a perfect fit.
But we also did the three month trial
and he was like, he offered it to you.
That's what you want.
You want a manager or an agent to offer,
like let's try it for three months.
If you like it, let's do it.
If you don't, then we're on fit.
Like you don't sign off the grid.
We forgot that we were on our trial.
And so we didn't officially sign together
after like a year and a half.
That's how well we got along.
Like it was just perfect.
So that's what you want.
I have a very different lived experience.
I didn't ever sign with an agency ever.
Like genuinely, I've never signed with an agency
for any period of time.
I've always been solo taking inbound deals
or trying to make outbound deals.
I didn't have a manager now.
I had some friends who I kind of trusted business-wise
so like help deal with the signing and whatnot,
but like you don't necessarily need an agency.
Like an agency is always a middleman, right?
They're working with a company that's getting the deals.
They're not like producing the deals themselves.
My reason is I had a bad call, okay?
I had a call with an agent, I don't even know the agency,
I've blown them up before,
but I was like just starting out, I had some success.
I was maybe I was doing a thousand viewers
and they give me a call and on the call they're like,
Yeah, we got you know Matt Damon was out lunch with him yesterday some of Matt
Yes, which is not a good and I'm here to talk about like what I'm passionate about what I want to do
And I felt like this agent could not care less and was more obsessed with the actors they were with so like fuck that
I'm never telling the agency ever until I die, which is what I'm done
No. I poached loading's top salesman. You're good?
You're fine, you're fine.
I'm sorry. Oh my God, here you are.
No, I poached the top salesperson from loaded.
Kelby, who now works for my company.
But I never worked with a company personally.
And you can do that. The downside is that they give the offers first to their own clients, obviously.
The upside is that you're not married to them, and I think what you brought up is a good point.
And agency is as good as the agent that you have, right?
It depends on who you get.
It could be the best agency in the world, but if the agency you have doesn't care about you,
then your experience of the agency is going to be horrible.
They have to be like-minded and actually believe in your goals and want to.
So if I get it, you know, you have to be aligned.
Yeah, look out for non-paid deals. Never accept a deal of slot paid. Alright, never accept a contract of slot paid.
On fair revenue cuts, no team, no manager, no nothing should be taking any percentage of your Twitch revenue.
You too. Nothing.
You have to figure out.
Yes.
Yeah, sorry.
So I've heard something different. If you're a smaller creator and you're trying to go to a portfolio like, let's say, I want to showcase to brands that I can
showcase products and stuff like that.
Would I should a small streamer accept like gifters?
What do you mean gifters?
Not like gifters, it's like gifter products.
So it's not paid.
Oh, but it's gifters.
Oh, are packages a total of five?
Total of five, yeah?
I feel like, you know, oak ones have...
You're... oh, you're...
I feel like, if you're like,
you get accepted to gifters
and you treat them like it's paid to me,
and maybe brands will see it,
because that's kind of what I did before.
Yeah, so peer packages are awesome. Like usually a lot of companies they'll want to send out their products and they hope you'll post it, but it's not necessary. You don't have to.
Sometimes they kind of
But you're not signing anything right
What do you feel about if you do want to work with a dream brand, but you make content on
your own based upon that, just get their attention?
I think it's fine.
That's fine.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, it's worked for me a bunch in the past where I'll, for example, I had a sweet
green cake for a while, and then they ended up reaching out to my management to sponsor
me to make a sweet green bowl.
So I had my own velcro bowl, which was crazy.
What was your bowl?
this was so long ago. Chicken. Nice. Yeah. Good start. There's salt.
Spinach. Yeah, healthy. I think there was some rice crackers in it. It was crunchy.
It was like a crunchy carrot salad thing with cheese. Wait, what's the
dressing? Ranch. Young. You killed it for me. You really killed it for me.
I'm gonna go with vinegar red myself there.
Yeah, vinegar red.
I like that.
Squeaks loved my hole.
He loves my hole.
I don't know if you've ever seen him do that.
I love it!
He's good at it.
He's allowed to speak.
I guess it's when the bottle f**k him around.
Um, I think...
Crocs.
There's a wine I loved.
Wait, he also likes crocs?
the same way where I wore crocs every day and eventually they signed with me.
Ripple too. Ripple similarly yeah so I think that's totally fun but like love
the brand that you're doing it with. Yeah. Your point about like proving that I
can sell it don't really matter. You know what I mean? Like I think what only
matters is can you connect with an audience and are you brand like are you
brand safe? Like will they trust you to do it? But like you don't need to you know
make yourself like a PR person or whatever.
If it's okay.
Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, go!
Like, let's say there was a certain content creator who had a manager, right?
And this...
A legend.
This content creator...
No idea who this could be.
I don't know who...
Like, I just heard this was a case study on Twitter.
But this content creator had a dream brand, she was a well-built,
dream brand requested usage rights like there's all this jargon that you run
from usage rights right so for the person to make content if they give
give them something but then they have usage rights to it however they weren't
paying that content creator even though they were asking for usage rights that's
that content creators dream brand at what point is it like no you're actually
actually taking the mic now.
Yeah, no, I've, this is something I discuss later in this.
Oh, good story.
Oh, no, no, I love that you are like asking stuff
and talking about stuff before it happens.
I think you feel like this is a good class for you.
It is.
But,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, God, I'm gonna lose my breath, I thought.
No, you're totally fine.
So Dreambrand.
Yeah.
And, but it's like a little predatory, right?
Like it's taking advantage of you.
I'm telling you, I think it's important to say no no matter if it's just taking advantage of something.
Yeah, no problem, no worries.
Unfortunately, companies that do that, they will, if they could, they won't pay you.
And unfortunately, they're going to have to reject it.
And I'm telling you, if you reject them now, they will probably come back later as well.
Like just because you say no now, they'll come back maybe in two years, because they've been better at deal.
and like I'll say no and then oh they're coming back to me I wonder why you know so saying no the right time is still for it
like I've said no to deals were paid like
Million dollars to no I can't do this. It's not right for me. It doesn't fit. It's just not it's not genuine whatever and then
Later on feels appropriate
say yes
I worked on the management like the agent side for a few years before working with Ray
and like usage rights is like such a big thing nowadays because if you make a TikTok and they
can use it and then that TikTok like blows up them and like sells them a bunch of blocks kind of
like TikTok shop to some extent like does something similar with usage rights those are almost
always productory if they're not paying you because they make so much money off of you
and there's UGC creators that that's all that they do and they have their own agents and
their own managers for that. Just like your streamers, there's also UGC creators and that's
all that their content is and they're getting paid thousands of ten thousand of even upwards
of that. And for free, like they do no work but send your product. Yeah, like it's awful.
So if someone's trying to just like send you a product and they're like can you make us like
10 videos or like can we use these 10 videos like always try to get some money out of it
even if it's like a small amount so I'll do it if you pay me yeah question oh what if
you made like some content with the product you really like and you found out the company
just started using that video or paid ads but you know and anything no no you just made
it like I think I blasted them probably
I blasted them on Twitter, I got some WLIs.
Can I say something about that actually?
What's happening?
Controversial yet brave.
We just actually can find most people's legal companies legal team and if you just send
one email it will get forwarded up the chain because I've had my photos used for brands just
I was about to give them to you. I was just pointing on their like header hero image that I took like
a part of your event and it just threatened any kind of like I did not sign anything I didn't
read they will get they do not want a lawsuit they do not want to involve a long legal bill
hundreds of thousands on that so they'll pay you out right.
I think you should go.
Thank you.
Alright, you had a hand raised partner, did you have a question?
It wasn't a question, I was just going to like tell her my experience with a brand.
So like I've been doing social media since I was 9 years old and I've been getting brand news.
9 years old?
There's a whole bunch of YouTube videos when I was nine and I'm 27 now.
And I've been recording since I was a little kid and I've been banding.
I'm like, so many different platforms, but like I had like a following on Instagram.
I might have worked with, I'm just gonna say professional.
This isn't really a matter, but it was like, professional.
I wanted to work with me.
I'm like, okay, cool.
And they were paying me $4,000 a month.
It goes forward, pulls on Instagram.
And I was like, okay, cool.
Like I would have paid you for free just because it's cool.
And then my Instagram got banned or whatever.
Eventually, I had to rebuild my page back to even higher than what it was before.
I reached out to collab with them again, and they're like,
oh, let's do a free gifting, which is giving you however many clothes a month,
and then just post for whatever.
And then I was like, okay, well, when is the conversation going to come in?
But I go figure it out.
So I did four posts for them on Instagram in a month, four on TikTok,
and I always had 800K on TikTok at the time,
all for free for a whole entire year.
And as soon as I emailed him.
For a whole year?
For a whole entire year.
Damn!
And then I said, at the year, I'm like, okay, it's been a year.
I already agreed on it.
It was already paying me like $4,000.
So can I at least get like, something?
And then I emailed them and said,
like, can we talk about compensation?
And they literally ghosted me.
Took me out the portal to do everything.
And it's just like, a lot of these brands
will try to get over on you because
It's so many influencers nowadays and so many people that want to be content creators and
people who will accept gifted like collab because it's like it's just cool to get it
and do it and all these people are both for free.
So it's like I also own three businesses as well.
So I know both sides of it and as a brand ambassador I'm like well why would I pay this
person whatever if I could get 10 people to do it for free.
So it's like the brands are just going to do what is happening so just don't let me
take advantage of you.
ads that's a whole separate ads and promo on their base that's a whole separate
business you get like you need to get a flat fee for posting you need to get
your commission from ads whether whatever if they post it or you post it like
you make sure you're getting all... yeah sponsorship on your desk right now?
Yeah, actually, go back.
I love you guys.
Oh my god.
Yeah, just to make sure, you know, like, I'll always negotiate, read the contract, which is nice if you have, like, a song that's you can do that for you.
Like, they'll be the bad guys to say no. They'll be, like, the soon enough, you know, just be careful, okay?
Especially if they're reading it. It's so icky.
it's so icky. Like even if it's a dream grand, I don't think you should work with or be like oh yeah
maybe can I touch some muscle in a team? Because they probably have a lot of people that are reaching
out to people so maybe it could be that one person that's emailing you. Maybe they're just going back,
not the companies. Yeah, maybe you want to talk to someone else. There's a lot of people working
in these companies and they're going to do what's best for them obviously so just be careful.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Wardrobe.
Yes?
Streamer, you just got well.
Yeah.
What are you going to do when you get home?
When I came home in the 20th, I was going to go to Japan,
but I feel like I'm taking my life in the middle of the break.
So I don't think I'm going to go.
But I really, you know, I really
got to get in there and be seen and get in there and sad.
I was really getting in to court, surely,
but now I'm going to get probably after and then.
Only right thing to do before was
because like it was just so much like you know,
the so last minute, you know, I had to get close
and like running between and between stores,
he was talking like, and I'm scared to drive.
So like, I don't, I beat Uber and Blitz,
so I'll be back in a while.
But I mean, yeah, I don't, actually,
I plan on going more desktop, IRL, like,
I mean, I live in North Carolina, like,
you know, the other day, where she's from,
I live there now, but I'm from Philly,
but I'm in Atlanta, like, so it's,
I think you and a lot of other people here at Shimmeru are going to get a lot of inbound
from people who want to ride your wave and I would just be cautious about it.
And I think the best thing you can do is suss out like, is this person, do they know you?
Like do they really fuck with you?
Do they really know like what you create?
And I think you can tell pretty quickly, right?
when someone's like oh they actually know what I do what I make versus like you
know this is a boilerplate email or whatever but I would like anyone you
work with I feel like whether it's an editor an agent a manager whoever like
if you're thinking about scaling up eventually too like make sure they really
know you yeah I think it's a really valuable thing
job but you know like will you get the job you know. Yeah we're on a rate 90 day trial.
Were you in IRL streaming before? I actually streamed like 12 times on
Twitch before but I was doing like TikTok and I've been doing like doing
social media since I was little but like not like not like I was on music
That's when I was on the movie, just joking, and then I went to the car, and I moved to
Mary's and again around the little, just like a wine.
I think you could still go to Japan.
Yeah, I would.
Treat yourself, you know?
Have a little break.
It's like, okay, I go to Japan.
It is work.
I want to go to the A2, but it's like, I do, like, that flight.
Even though I did, I went to Singapore, it's just that flight, and they're all tired,
And that's walking.
Walking.
You know, home desktop.
Yeah.
All right.
But I definitely saw it.
And I definitely see it coming from people like,
oh, I don't want to die or anything.
But maybe you can sit down and go in.
Did you do anything to be good?
I mean, I wrote a lot of authors.
And I kept entertaining.
You never know what's going to happen.
I like to come through with my home.
Being at my desk all the time.
I like playing games and stuff.
But I truly do think there's an audience for everyone.
And what kind of audience is cool today is what kind of content you're putting out.
So if you do more IRL, you're going to expect more IRL.
All right, so this is just a little graph of where I got lucky in my career.
And when, exactly when I got a manager, just so I can show you guys,
here is when I started on Twitch, 200 to 500 viewers for about a year.
And then I played Fortnite at the right time, I got really lucky.
a spike in viewership and that's when I reached out about my manager. Actually, she found me
because she was also working with a bunch of girls at the time, so I got real list of that.
And then Among Us happened, had three or two contracts, got super lucky there,
and was able to start multi-streaming. And then when during COVID and all that, I was able to,
you know, start a company. I started expanding more. I started doing more opportunities like the,
voice acting, and just stuff outside of gaming.
And so, it's all because of that moment when I decided to get like a manager to help me out and negotiate these deals and stuff.
And it's been up and down. I've made bad business choices. I've also made at least good business choices.
But taking those chances and figuring out what works for me and what doesn't is going to lead you in the right direction, I think.
What's like the main thing you learned from making bad business decisions?
I mean I had a really big viral bad decision where I didn't read and know exactly what was going on.
I can't even talk much about it because they could still see me.
But because I pulled out of like four undershores as soon as I found out what was happening, it was awful.
But yeah, I expected something else. I was also showing something else, but they couldn't show what they showed me,
but I thought they were going to show what they showed me, and they couldn't, and this is so big. Shut up.
It was really horrible, and it was essentially like really bad for my brand, but they were taking advantage of my brand,
because they wanted me to promote it.
So what's the lesson?
lesson is that I have to, like, my contracts have to be thorough. I have to
know every single detail about what exactly they're expecting from me and
what they're gonna, what I would expect from them. They have to be completely,
for example, on the same page. I also, you know, in my head, I'm like, man, hopefully a
lot of other creators and streamers learn from my mistakes because it was, you know,
so public, I talk to, I obviously share details
with people behind the scenes, so if we're not streaming,
you guys want to know what happened,
I can talk to you about it later.
But yeah, I also just learned like,
how disgustingly predatory some brands can be,
how even what I felt like with a lot of money
is not a lot of money for them,
that's why they're able to just dish out,
like they make it seem like it's too good to be true sometimes.
And sometimes it is too good to be true.
So you have to be very careful in what you accept
and take your time with it too.
Cause like, let me tell you, man.
Oh my God, they had like professors and like scientists
talking to me directly and Zoom calls
and like building up this thing and I'm like,
oh, it works, it was insane, I'm like, anyways,
we'll talk about it off-screen later.
But yeah, so just you have to be so careful.
was that when you had a manager?
That's when I had a manager too.
I don't work with them anymore.
That's why I feel like this is so important.
Sometimes you feel like you can trust someone and you find out you just can't.
So that's my next question.
Do you think that if content creators influence it,
how would you diligence to still read over a contract even if they have a manager?
Also, you should read over it, not just,
everyone should read over it, like 15,
you can read over it, just in case you miss something,
it's so important.
There's always a following for it, you know?
Like, if you sign a contract and you're performing
the Riyadh Comedy Festival,
because your manager didn't look over it,
is your audience gonna be like,
oh, that's fine, you didn't look over it?
Or are they gonna be like,
why did you look over your own contract?
Yeah, like.
I don't think people would give you that grace,
and so I think you need to hold yourself accountable
for every action that you had to do it.
Yeah, okay.
Somebody in the chat asks how does one find a stream manager?
Oh, yes.
Do I have a slide for that?
Somewhere.
I don't know if that was like next or...
We kind of...
Oh, yeah, I was talking.
So, pretty much like right now,
I feel like if you're ready for one,
if you want someone to manage yourself,
like start building on a team,
you should retell them.
Straight up, like don't just wait for someone to find you,
happen to find you and message you or email you or whatever.
You need to put in effort.
If you want something, you need to go get it.
There's so many people out there
and managers want to manage.
Like they're looking for people to rep.
They're looking for people that have potential,
people that have drive, okay?
People that have goals.
Put yourself out there, email them all.
Hopefully people in your area,
like if they're looking for a manager,
hopefully it's in person.
I know some people that have managers and agents
that are overseas, like it's possible,
but obviously more difficult if they're not together.
But you just need to look up all the management agencies
in the area and reach out to them.
I got a question for y'all.
Who here multistreams?
I just want to figure out how to multistream on YouTube recently.
Two in a kind of, what are you, multistream?
YouTube and Twitch.
YouTube, KID, Twitch, TikTok, Facebook.
I'm sorry, I'm a little slow. My stream is just like one stream and then like, and then at the same time, it's like one and one.
It's extremely simultaneously, so they can see our YouTube answers.
I mean, I can talk, but then I can go to YouTube.
I go to Twitch.
Well, no, okay.
I'm not going to lie.
TikTok.
I mean, focus in on TikTok and being live.
Like, you know how...
I don't know how to explain it.
You know how in my stream, like, you were just talking to one chat.
Like, with that, I talk to two and, like, as we be on tracks on this.
I'm just saying, I don't know how I'm talking.
So, you can pick up one at a time.
So if you take talk first and stream, then go to Twitch and stream, then you do YouTube as well.
No, I'm not going to YouTube. I don't go to YouTube a lot.
You don't go live on it.
Ray, what'd you recommend it?
I feel like I'm a little biased because I had my big blow up during YouTube, so it wasn't even during Twitch.
It was during YouTube, and so because my contract ended I was able to multi-stream,
and I feel like I've had a sizable audience on both.
But I feel like, if you're not posting on YouTube,
it might be weird if you're just streaming on YouTube
without posting.
My team, would you recommend to someone that you're,
because like, you know, in his class.
I have to do both on YouTube.
You can post.
I think if you don't post on YouTube,
it can also be good, because then at least you're
posting on YouTube, because there's no reason.
There's no argument to not be posting on YouTube.
The benefit to like, streaming on YouTube and not posting
is that your subs are expecting just streams.
And the thing with YouTube is that you're competing with a lot
in video.
So I like multi-streaming because there's
a lot of people that only have access to YouTube
and on Twitch.
You probably have fans that want to be watching right now
that can't watch you because they don't have access
to one of the platforms.
Or they're a few-sees Twitch or a couple.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
My two chats, they fight each other all the time.
They're always fighting each other about which
is the better platform.
The thing is also, like, if you're only live on Twitch,
you'll probably have a higher viewership overall.
Like, that's your max viewership.
For me, since I'm multi-streamed, my viewership is like split.
I mean, he multi-streams, too.
Yeah, you have a higher peak viewership on Twitch
because it's fragmented if you stream on Twitch on YouTube,
but your overall viewership is higher.
Like, there's more people watching you,
even though he appears low on one.
They have so many questions in the chat.
What's your question?
What's the question?
They said, actually, what did they think about outsourcing editors and clippers for chief from other countries?
I think they would do the job that you, like, the amount of quality that you pay for.
So, you know, it's like, you can also get a really chief gilded teacher with a screen print,
but like, what's that teacher going to look like in a year?
I just don't think it'd be the highest quality, I imagine.
Yeah, I would just really look for clippers that Jenny would have been clipping in her cell phone.
Like as a hobby.
Oh, not with music acting.
Oh, for them.
Yeah, I have some questions.
I would say also for multi-streaming, because I'm trying it.
Yeah, it doesn't hurt. You're already live, I smell.
I kind of figured out, like, I have this together.
They need to pan, like, switch, and we have the messages together.
They do have that now where you can combine both the chats, which makes it helpful, because sometimes they'll feel like it.
And that's why they build resentment and hate the other platform more.
So there is 10, 50 of these here.
Oh, that went by fast.
That's class time.
Oh!
It's been a long time since I've done it.
And pretty much, I just talk about how I think you can increase your chances of getting lucky.
Because I do feel like every single little content creator and streamer, everyone on the freaking internet,
takes advantage of getting lucky. You have to get lucky. We're all very lucky.
He's the luckiest. He's engaged to my podcast, Kobo. He's so lucky.
And I wouldn't be where I am without these lucky opportunities happening.
happening and I think those ways to increase your chances of getting lucky, so you know,
I think being consistent. This is important, I mean let me and Agent Bull talk about this,
but writing, don't do these 24-7 streams, don't be live for a year if you're going to
just sleep, you know. I would condense your time to uploading good quality content. Also,
it's not about max, it's not about how much you shame, it's what you do at that time when
life, right? So just have intention in your life. I don't have a plan. It's not working
changing, like if you're doing trends or whatever and like people aren't sticking, like maybe
try editing it differently, maybe from titles thumbnail, maybe different, like just try different
content. That's genuine to you, obviously. Like you have to be genuine. Like people in
It's all just like fake, right?
Perspective, just try to think about how
your audience is perceiving it.
Try to think of what they like and see
rather than what you like and see.
I mean, it's good to like what you're posting.
It should always be genuine, but.
Move outside.
Yeah, get out of like.
Because that's happened to me so many times where I think like,
oh, this is a good idea.
And it's like, oh, this comes off a certain way.
It's actually not a good idea.
But having outside people tell you, oh,
like this, but maybe you could do this, and be like, oh, it's a good idea. So I think,
like, just engaging with the perspective that way and take your time with it, give things
a chance to breathe. Like, if you're putting effort into trying a new idea, let it try it
out. Give it, like, a month, you know, if it's not working after a month, or maybe a
few weeks, then maybe tweak it a little bit. Isn't that right?
Oh, yes. Okay. Wow. We really did not even go through this. I think having a plan A is
having a plan be okay just because you have a viral clip just because you're
popping in the moment doesn't mean it's gonna last forever okay um you know I
this is why I liked expanding my company and building something out you know so
I don't know if I'm going to stream forever I mean I'd like to it was a hobby to be a hobby forever but
what's gonna happen when you're not making 10k month you're making like $500
you know like focus on being financially stable because this industry is
I don't know what you're going to make in one.
Next slide please.
Oh, and this is the part where I go into open discussion.
I just want to talk to you guys about what you want to do.
What makes you happy?
When you're doing it for us, I remind you, you have to keep focused.
Yes, Pedro?
I have a question.
So, in this train, what do you think would be the...
What was that?
I said, when the history came out, what games did you get out of?
What games did you get out of?
I...
I really want to be a PC, I really want to do like the, I don't know what to do, I don't know, I don't know.
I do my first PC thing itself, but it's not like a real PC.
Yeah, I was going to talk to you more about this later this morning at the time, but I pretty much, like, you name it, I'm very focused on video games.
Like, right now I do the same where my community votes for the next solo game series we play through, so they'll vote for, like, say Resident Evil series, and I'll just play through all of the new games.
And so like they like what but I know they want to see and then I also want to play so it's like a win-win for me
It's very comfortable
But
My classes right down the hall at noon
You're coming!
I've got to sit here as many classes as I can.
I want to come to yours.
Okay.
Fantastic news.
New.
Alright, see you then.
Got some pressure now.
Oh, Bader left us a fucking ladder!
So no bananas.
Breakfast of champs right here, Bader.
Appreciate you.
I'm gonna put it down for a second.
Yeah, put it down, bro.
Wait for what?
Second.
Oh, you're going to use it.
Oh, now we're hungry.
Oh, hell yes.
I think class went pretty well.
Yeah, where's WL?
Fresh fruit?
I'm by damn shit, my ass out later.
What time is it?
It's 11.
Yeah, yeah, we close it. Can we bump the AC too better?
No, we can go to 71. It's not on at all right now.
Someone said our AC is 95.
Do you poop yet? No, I usually have poop first thing in the morning because I have coffee, but I didn't have a coffee today.
What's the schedule today?
Can we do a count hour? No, we got it. Oh my god, same for doing your job. Love it
We are classing an hour our class in an hour and a minute. I
Haven't finished mine though. I
Haven't finished my course. So I'm a little stressed out about it
What's your coffee order, I don't depends right now
Like a pour over with a little bit of milk
Would you rather cry every time you poop or poop every time you cry?
Cry me tell my poop yeah, yeah for sure it's private. I feel like it'd be a euphoric release
Who are you trying to cry be so stressful, bro? You're gonna
You're a great teacher, brother.
You want to make me know that I'm a great teacher?
That's what you said.
You came in here to tell me that.
That guy says it's a wrong mickey, you know?
Is that a 2XL?
Yeah, actually it is.
Because it's a little shit.
Don't.
Oh, wow.
Don't give it to him.
He can't give it to him.
It's too long.
So what are you going to do when I reteach him?
Today's YouTube.
Everything I know about YouTube.
and I'm giving it to the youth.
I'm letting them know how to do it.
Damn, I don't care what I'm saying.
You don't know much about it, I'll say that much.
You know, I want to transform into a YouTuber.
You coast, for sure.
I know.
You coast off the virality of your other platforms
for YouTube, your YouTube's bad though.
How can I improve it?
Can you give me a 30 second run now?
Put an effort, you don't try.
What do you do for your YouTube?
Take the clips, or basically what I,
I think of ideas for streaming, I double dip.
Great, but like, what do you actually like actively do?
Like, does the editor take it or do you go,
hey editor, we're gonna do this?
This is how I want to package it.
Or do you just fucking let's them do their thing?
I gotta do this thing.
That's bad, and I get for you a good percent.
What's the percent you give them?
That's a good percent.
That's very nice of you.
But I also think you're putting
too much responsibility on the editor without any feedback.
Do you get feedback?
No.
Do you have a weekly meeting?
It's usually just a breakdown, a quick cut, it's not much editing, it's just double-dipping.
Every single week, I get into a call with every single one of my editors.
I tell them the game plan for that week.
Tell them.
He's in the meetings.
Him.
I'm telling you, tell them.
Yeah.
Every single week.
Wednesday.
Every single Wednesday.
I gotta up my team.
It's really just me, my editor, and this fucker.
I think you can up your team, it depends what you wanna do.
Bro, I just want to be a YouTuber, bro.
I'm not kidding.
Bro, I see how much money these motherfucking YouTubers make
and also a longevity being a YouTuber.
Bro, I'm not trying to go live every day to people
and just be like, yo guys, what's the matter, daddy?
Yo guys, does anyone have any daddy coming in?
What's daddy coming in?
Yo guys, I want to fucking just,
I want to retire one day and just be a YouTuber.
Bro, can I be honest?
What?
You know what you need to find?
God?
Now, some joint stability in your life, man.
What the fuck?
We love you, bro.
Thanks. Love you.
Actually, I love you so much, I have no date to homecoming. Would you want to go with me today?
I'm a professor.
I'm engaged.
Listen, bro, I'm trying to be a YouTuber. I'm trying to get YouTube deals. Look at this!
What is this, like $132 million in this room?
That's just 2025
Alright peace out
Peace out y'all. Is your class 10 tomorrow?
You were 11 yesterday
Oh
Oh my god, okay, we got to finish our powerpoint presentation
Yeah, you gotta get a start on that but actually that's a good slide I
Feel like some of you are so hands-off
They hire an editor and they think they're done like that's not how it works, bro. You just get to hire an editor. Hello
How are you guys I am us?
hmm
Chotto
What does he know you can go a dummy this?
You want to get a portrait of me eating an apple
Okay, yeah, I can do that
And I thought she got just got to eat an apple. Yeah, okay. I can do that
I
Can go for a freshy our fresh bite
They eat quick because they don't have a lot of time because we're going to rush because
I got to get to my next class.
Power through.
Thank you.
Did you still want your apple?
Oh, okay.
Oh, God, read what Soda Poppin said, tell these kids to quit and get a job.
I did.
I literally told them to quit.
That was the first thing I told them.
Literally, like three people come up to me.
What did I tell them, bro?
I said, I promise you, the Earth does not
need another streamer.
If you don't want to be a streamer, that's OK.
That is a great choice to take.
It is on the board.
But anyway, I do think it's sly because I do think most people
are bad at managing whoever they hire. I feel like they just expect the work to be done
a certain way without giving the direction to achieve that goal. You guys been there?
And I was just asking, I didn't mean to come at you, I don't know if he brought this over
I
Freakin love cereal
All right, what's up you from Queen I really hated work I actually worked real jobs and I fucking hated
I do think
It is valuable to work a real-ass job
But I don't know then a fucking streamer comes out and they're 17 years old they never work a day in their life
They're electric they have energy that will never quit and then they just succeed. So maybe I'm fucking wrong
Maybe I'm just a chud
Okay chat today's class YouTube 101 it's called you suck at YouTube I
I went through today's class roster and I think of our 30 students today I would
consider 24 of the YouTube channel's dog shit. Let's just double check that. Let
me look through right now. Who's in our class today? We have who we got?
I want a cinnamon roll flacco flacco's in the class today. Oh my god. I got the mighty VA today in Haskell
We got two troublemakers today
Okay, we're gonna have to figure that out. That'll be fine. Skye Jackson's in our class today. That's exciting
Suki mellow
Silky you suits in the class today. Wow. We have a lot of troublemakers. Yugi's in the class today. Fuck me and Lacey
This is probably going to be my hardest class.
This is legitimately probably going to be my hardest class.
Just in terms of the troublemakers, I got like five, six troublemakers.
I think the good news is,
almost all of them are horrible at YouTube.
Like the troublemaker specifically,
like what is Lacey gonna do piping up?
Let's look at his YouTube channel.
It's not horrible, but it doesn't close much.
It's actually not horrible.
I became a couple's therapist gone wrong. No, that's pathetic
Fortnite but one death equals one blinker
That's got a fire
Dude his YouTube channel is crazy
One look at this YouTube channel and I would I would literally be like wow
I never want my child to watch his person ever
It's literally like I got arrested spent 24 hours in Vegas
Mukbang mukbang my strangest P.O. Box, and he's wearing
Like the orthodox Jewish hat with the wreckage. It's just crazy
A bunch of Fortnite stuff, drunk golfing, high Fortnite, yeah man.
This is like, this is a parent's worst nightmare.
I'm gonna eat your red head bread man.
My red head bread, yeah I'm gonna eat it.
You really want it?
No, I'm gonna give it to you.
If you want it, I'll give it to you.
Let me have one bite, you can have the rest.
No, I want one bite, I want the reverse.
Go ahead.
I'm only gonna have one.
Ever, I'm generally.
No, I'm just gonna have to literally just want one piece.
Go, go, go, go.
Boop, boop, boop.
One, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Sure you don't want more, bro?
No, I'm full.
Are you full, bro?
Yeah, we've been one bite off the full.
You're seeing that one last bite.
Faceclink is a high, bad idea.
It's not bad, but it does lack direction.
But I do agree with you, Bader, his channel is not bad.
How is Mighty VA's live with the one piece profile picture?
We can just say this channel's dog shit.
First video, I went on a Fortnite date, dot, dot, dot.
Then she told me she's transgender.
And then it's a giant arrow pointing with text on it that says transgender to a woman
in the picture and his face is like this.
And it has 349 views which is about apps for the product that he put out.
So I think it's fair to say that's pretty ass.
Dude, Sky Jackson's not good at YouTube.
Or moreover, she's just inconsistent.
We have one, two videos in the last two years, and that's it.
Two videos in two years.
What's up with that, Skajaxon?
What are we doing with two videos in two years?
She posts shorts regularly though, but they don't seem to perform very well.
Shorts are harder than reels.
I don't think you...
I don't really see a lot of like streamer clips on shorts.
You know how like, for now, for me, if I go to TikTok and I scroll, it's like streaming
it.
Streaming you, streaming you, streaming you, streaming you.
That never happens on YouTube, ever.
I think that's just the case for string clips.
Because I think for like actual, like everything skits and stuff,
and like random stuff, I feel like afterwards your reals thrives.
Wait, wait, what you mean?
You're saying you don't see string clips on YouTube?
I guess not string clips, but like...
It's like my...
No, there are like some string clips that do well, but like streamer U-Clips specifically,
I feel like I don't see any of them, but maybe that's just never here so bad at YouTube. They don't have a YouTube channel
It's not lost
I also feel like
I feel like tiktoks don't require context they're part of a conglomerate because
They feed the clips of people have seen the other clips that that makes sense in
YouTube shorts. I feel like need to be all-encompassing all-encompassing. Yes
And so like sometimes people post a streamer you clip and like there's no context unless you know every person in this and you've been like
Watching a bunch of clips or streamer you and I'll tick tock that'll blow up
You know
But on YouTube like everyone's like I don't fucking know what the fuck this is
I think it's because you have like 15 years of YouTube history
Of getting your own focusing
Content, you know, right?
There are two italicized people, or if they only put short, they're actually pretty low.
Uh, who's that?
The italicized names.
The italicized names are the other good ones?
It's like something dull, good at shorts.
You've got a shorts.
Um, cats, tornado.
Is that one of them?
Cat tornadoes.
It is italicized, yes.
Yes, but I don't see is it just relative. Yeah, okay. I agree with you
heavy
Maybe I agree with you. Is this not I tell us us
Yeah, maybe I think she like only push horse. I see I see and then dream doll
Dreambell, oh dream bells like an artist though, right? Yeah. Yeah, she's like
She makes music. Damn
There's another person with like a three hundred seventy million youth zone.
Who's that?
That's guy Jackson?
Amber Tyson, baby.
Amber Tyson.
Three hundred, what?
How many fucking youths?
No way.
No, that's not this person.
Was it this guy?
No.
Maybe it was Kat.
Alright, I got to lock in.
I got to lock in.
I finished the fucking Taylor Jasmine.
Taylor Jasmine, thank you.
Sorry, miss.
Taylor Jasmine has a huge song you're telling me.
No, nevermind.
I don't remember, man.
I mean, that's a big song, it's a million views.
Not three out of seven million.
Somebody will know this, that's an insane song.
We gotta lock in, y'all.
Today's presentation's gonna be a little different.
I started the presentation,
day one, day two, the same way.
We were talking about the statistics
of your likelihood of success exiting streamer U.
I thought I wouldn't include that today.
I don't know if you guys agree, disagree.
I feel like I've kind of driven that point home.
These students specifically might not all have heard it,
but I think that's okay.
Um, I think, or should I include it?
I'm not sure.
I could do it again so these students hear it or I could not do it again to try to hit,
because I'm trying to hit new subjects.
Because ultimately like this class obviously is for the people in person, but it's also
like for people online and the people online like kind of know this so but
maybe it's fine to put in real quick at the start
We get a test audio in the Zoom.
Oh, fuck, we do have the test audio.
Summarize it?
I'm not really a summarizer.
I'm kind of an all-in guy.
If I make a point, I want to make it well.
I don't want to just glaze over a point.
OK, let's use some of these.
Save.
okay so it's all about YouTube today that's easy bro I know YouTube I know
YouTube. Okay, maybe I can do some shit like this. Press for time. Bro, you don't understand.
Yesterday if you guys didn't know, I talked about it at the end of stream, but I was part
of a Valorant tournament for Twitch Rivals, which is why I ended when I did.
I had to play seven hours of Valorant yesterday.
Bro, remind me to never do a Twitch Rivals again.
No shade.
Not specifically a Twitch Rivals, I'm going to correct myself.
I don't want to do a damn tournament, bro, where they have, we've matched a pro player
with the worst Valorant player you've ever heard of.
Guess what happens?
I get fucked.
I get fucked for 7 hours back to back with pros dropping 30, 40, 50 bombs on me.
I turn a corner, they pop my head off like a melon.
I don't turn a corner, they pop my head off like a melon.
Shit blows!
What's gonna happen? I'm gonna get fucked as what's gonna happen.
Anyway.
Uh...
Shit, bro.
We have such a limited time on this earth.
Are you just fucking...
What man?
Nothing bro.
I'm sitting here stressed.
Kim's eating my fucking banana bread with chocolate chips in it.
I got a turtle coming out my ass that I'm gonna have to deal with at some point.
What do you need to do?
What are you doing right now?
I'm, I'm, I'm sitting on my slides.
I think you can go to the bathroom and we'll do your slides.
We'll get up there.
Y'all think you can do my slides?
Yes, bro.
It's just my slides.
Okay, then come here.
I'll show you exactly what it is.
Okay, here's the deal.
We have been gifted examples of thumbnail tests on YouTube that are very different.
Okay from Mr. Beast. So I want to use these for the students to play a game of
what thumbnail is better. And we have an objective answer because we know the
analytical data behind it. Look at the scrapping scene between those two.
Wow, that actually is like way better than our examples.
I know, I know. Our example blows. Chad we try to use our own channel.
What? Anyway if you guys can run that, if you check here, do we want to just do
the same setup we did last week. We had boom boom. Yes, the same setup. Yeah, that's what
I'm setting up right now. Oh, like the same exact reveal thing. Yeah. I didn't just do
it. But this one, you already introduced the Michael Reese method. Start Gaussian. Then
let's go from there. Start Gaussian, then yes, then reveal bold, then reveal the answer.
Start, or maybe just have a Gaussian slide we can do after we can do this soon. Okay,
maybe gaussian hands and then real okay do you want that analytics page or do
you want us to put like the percentage like we did before please put the
percentage you don't need the analytics page that's just like a proof okay so
this then we go like this then we go like this then we go like this you're
Then we go like this.
Animation.
Then we go like, no, no, we're just going to go straight from here to here.
You know?
And then the last ones.
Oh, the only problem is, do we have to blur these?
Remember, that wasn't the easiest thing.
Yeah, but do you use a third party blur?
Yeah, when you go like this.
You're going to have my phone off the thing.
And then, like this.
Okay, so this one, dude.
Yeah, we're gonna need a blur.
Just Google image blur.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh dude, it's the copy-paste.
I don't think it works if you have to copy and paste from like owning the image.
See look, since we couldn't paste. Save it to your device and then load the image.
Yes.
Okay.
What has in this Discord?
What do you call it, paste in Discord?
No, he has it here.
That's okay, this is gonna work.
go like this and we go like just save the image I'm doing I'm trying to put it
to desktop though but you see that doesn't exist anywhere dude oh yeah it's
like what can show the word go for this it's not good yeah oh it's not the same
it's like in my notes still just that different they yes yes yes they are that
different okay now we can go like this dude okay okay come on we're doing this
maybe 80 times faster than bud okay that's so blurry well let's get remember
they're like way smaller maybe do like 20 blur we got a yeah that's good good
number that was a good number let's go down a little more nothing that's good
okay how do you copy that and paste that dude copy and paste I don't I don't
think works oh coffee oh dude it's so bad dude that's how are you guys doing
okay wait no we go like this and then we go like this and then we go like this
Then we go like this, then we go like this, I mean it gets the point across, right, because
it's blurry.
I thought they just have no idea what we're looking at.
This is going to make so much sense later.
All this is just going to add up so well later.
You just see what we cooked.
It's going to be beautiful.
You're all going to be like, yeah, this was so much better.
Wait, old classic?
Bring the front, dude.
Send it to the back.
Okay.
Boom.
Send it to the back.
OK.
Boom.
I think it works like this.
I guess.
I'll be real.
I don't know if Michael Reeves method.
This is a new thing.
I think it's just that.
Yeah.
This is Hintech, dude.
Why are these such vastly different sizes?
Because you made them different sizes.
Okay, yeah, so it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And then we should have to put the percents below.
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
29.2, dude, dude, don't leak, bro, dude.
This one, W copy paste, yeah, yeah.
I think you can go like this.
Just give it a double.
Control C, Command C, Command V.
This one...
This one was this, this one was this.
Okay.
You can do apply to all of these, that's your line, that's how you do it, that's how you do that.
Uh, okay.
We probably don't need, unless he wants to show this one. How many times does he want to do this? All of it?
Every single one?
What do you mean?
Okay, no, no, no.
So we got to copy all three of these, then we put it here, and now we grab the next, the next one.
There's multiple?
Dude, there's a lot more than multiple.
Look.
Maybe that one's not that important.
That one's pretty important.
What up y'all?
Dude, we're moving so, we're almost all the way done with one of them.
Dude, okay.
We are done, we are done.
No, we're done with one.
We are done with one.
Okay, you want me to hop in?
Yeah, yeah.
You can look at what we're doing.
You can look at the method we had for it.
I think you just keep going.
It's gonna take you two seconds to do it.
Alright, Cam, go ahead.
Okay.
Alright.
Roads go to that bitch.
You know what?
Thanks for believing me, bro.
You're the kind of person here.
Yeah, so we gotta go like this.
The problem is, like, grabbing this one out, dude.
I need a few more slides.
You gotta use your coffee paste again.
My endings week are now.
Screenshot.
We got a week ending.
You need a stronger ending to reach these kids.
Yeah, we just don't have an ending right now.
I know, I know, I know.
I just don't want to say.
I don't want to think about it.
You think about that.
I think I have it.
Think about it more, because it can be a bit more time.
Dammit, no sugar-freeze in this bitch.
Yeah.
Fuck!
They held us a little bit.
All right, let me check the other credits.
I'll let you do your thing.
Okay.
We're done already.
And then I think we can grab this and drag it here.
Didn't drag yet again, but the inch here
You're you're really freaking smart. It says drop them here. I can read some times
looking you said
Dude, why is the boat the boy like constantly changes that's good. I think I feel like a little yeah
And then so now this one
We're missing a piece
Dude, no, it didn't work.
Copy, we gotta go like this, we gotta go like this.
Okay, huge, huge.
All right, so then, actually what we fucked up is this one.
Yeah, okay, we just start blurred.
So blurred should be the first one.
So we'll reorder after.
Let's get two of these.
Let's crop.
Boom.
If you had a mouse, we'd be zooming.
Yeah, a mouse would be clutched, it would be going so fucking fast.
Okay.
I know we do the same to this one.
This thing almost done.
Yeah, no, we're like pretty much finished.
Just a couple more minutes, seconds, few seconds, like 80 seconds, just a couple, a couple more
80 second intervals and we are done.
A soft, free, 30 second intervals.
Oh, fucking founder.
Dude.
Dude, we're so close to finish.
to finish. Are you? Give us 250 seconds. So many seconds boys. Only 250 and then
we're done. Guys, our class is in 30 minutes. I still have to add my end. It's
less than, that's a little bit more than three minutes. That's not bad. I've done a class on
managing a team. You're teaching that buddy? Okay, you're really good. Yeah, you're really good at it. I
I don't know what you're doing here. We have to have the regular ones
Wait, wait, wait, just skip this you already did two really because I'm only second. This is the second. Okay. Okay
Well, we don't need to do the third. No, yeah, the third isn't that conclusive ours is better than the third
because we that's what we're gonna say we have our own we're leaving our own
and it came I believe them oh my god you're disabled have I been no I'm not
gonna sail you right now baby okay so look they we go like that was tough though
they go like this and we go like this dude that didn't work stupid like it
Okay, and then we go like this dude. I don't I'm not if I'm so full because like I
have like I'm not a food that I would want for today and anymore is too much for
the camera I like you. You can eat it off camera.
Yeah, that's my favorite.
Okay, what's wrong here? Oh, okay, so this one's set. So we gotta go like this and we gotta drag this down to the
here so it's really old yeah I did see that in the trash like a bowl for
super oh yeah I don't worry they even got that cereal three candles and then
all I need to just add the numbers and then I'm done
64 and dude dude dude they don't know what the numbers are dude 64 and I guess
They want to play the game long chat. Don't remember that number
Well, you only told once it doesn't matter
They had up to a hundred
They can get the other number
You just told them that it does it no idea. Okay. Yeah, this is it right wait, okay?
This slide is not supposed to exist and then these are
Walk in, boys.
You just have two of the same stuff.
Oh, I duplicated the slide bunch.
Okay.
Alright, you run through that.
Come on.
Tell me what it is.
I think it's good.
Now, I'll tell you, you crushed, you locked in?
Yeah.
Take a look.
He's fishing for a compliment.
I mean, let me give him one if he deserves it.
I like to compliment people who deserve it.
Alright, let's see.
This chair is warm.
Come on.
Hubba bubba.
This is share warm.
Man, you were sitting there?
Just for like a minute.
Alright, alright.
Take a look.
Just for three-eighty-second intervals.
Boom, boom.
Wait, how does that make sense?
That was you.
Oh, this is the test.
So I have to go here, right?
Yeah, there we go.
Boom, boom.
Okay, so then we go back.
boom, boom, boom, boom, okay, and then, all right,
which one's better, that's right, uh, okay, okay,
which one's better, boom, boom, okay, all right,
this actually can work, this actually can, this can work.
Can work?
This can actually fuck the presentation,
your slides are great.
Oh, thanks, okay.
There's Christian too, he helped a little bit.
I could guide him something else then.
Yeah, you're more of a high level guide.
I was here, he's been in front of me.
He's been in front of me.
Is that for a double done?
OK.
That is for a job.
That's not for the people.
Metcha-Kamili.
OK, I have to add my slide on managements.
Okay, okay, I think I have it, I think I have it, I think I have it, oh my god.
I think I ditched the agencies yeah I don't think it's really that's not
YouTube right it's not YouTube yes this is very YouTube and I don't think it's
necessary to have it in the presentation we had a slide on agencies but I don't
It makes sense.
We need to text the speaker.
I'm assuming his Arctic connection is the...
Should we test it?
Yeah, we definitely won't test it.
Well, do your computer run a quick lab?
One moment. One moment. I need one more slide.
Just need one interval of 80 seconds, but I want to make sure that you're ready.
One interval of 80 seconds, and I can do everything.
Well, we got about 19 mortals in our holes, so...
We have to use them wisely, dude.
I don't think we were going to be at least fucking chairs
or everywhere.
First of all, I don't know if it's the TH jobs, is it?
It literally is.
I don't know.
You know, they have much else to do than I thought.
I'd take attendance.
You don't take attendance.
Aren't the THs supposed to have office hours, too?
Yeah, I think so.
It's supposed to have office hours.
See, if anybody shows up.
I need this okay chat we're there we have our day three
presentation, it is all on YouTube. I think I will start the same way I've started every
lesson. You know, it might not come to class today. Honestly, I think that'd be fine. I
don't think he's in my class today, on hindsight. Do you want anything to do on the board? So
It'd be kind of weird if he came to class today.
Do I want anything new on the board?
Just hit Professor Loser and then quit.
Yes, office hours, 1 to 2 PM.
Smoking a lot of dick.
OK.
Teacher's camp, wow.
Get bro.
All right, let's get an audio test going.
Game, game.
Quits still are now.
Is that your thing?
Office hours one and two.
No, you can get it quick.
I'll tell them to quit later on.
Leave it on.
I just wanted to, now you can get it quick.
I'll tell them to quit later on.
Leave it on.
Bro, I hate when it tries to do this.
fucking bitch ass slides.
It tries to match the style of the presentation
when I copy it from another presentation,
but it just looks ugly.
How's that happen?
Maybe I circle it so people know.
All right, let me pop it over.
Move me some arrows to it.
OK, let me slide show.
All right, I got it.
That's for my laptop. I mean, it's not the worst. It's just not as loud as if it was
from a speaker. Is that loud? Checking you hear that?
It's loud, but that's not what I'm talking about.
You're going to lick him out a few weeks.
In fact, it's more than 3.6 is done in 3 years,
and it's more people than subscribers I have,
and that's going to be 3 months into price though.
Yeah, everyone just need to be quiet.
Yeah.
I mean, look, I think I've been commanding a room enough
that I'll get the respect so that this audio can play,
and if not, let's get the section, and I don't give a fuck.
It has a speaker? I think, maybe.
There's just not a single plug in the speakers.
I was only at a USPC out.
Actually, do I have it?
I don't actually know.
I do have a, it's got to be Bluetooth.
There has to be a button to turn on, right?
You don't think there's like a jack,
like a three millimeter jack or whatever?
Fucking tiny one.
3.5 millimeters.
Yeah, 3.5.
I just figured it out.
Yeah, 3.5, I thought I got it.
Fell a little short down.
I turned it on, and you needed it.
Wait, so it is on.
It's been on.
It has volume, but...
Should I connect to it by a Bluetooth?
No, no.
I'm gonna Google.
Sorry, Ms. Jerrigan.
Oh, I'm muted.
Nearby devices.
Analyzing.
Computer.
You see something that says, owl?
Oh, there's a button over here.
I see every piece of AirPods I've ever lost in my life.
You just do the volume button, man.
Can you do searching?
Can you search for me?
That's a foul.
Are you sure it's on a plug angle?
What does this go to?
What is this thing?
Wait, this right here?
What does that go to?
I'm trying to follow.
I'm trying to follow the fucking, follow the money,
like, deep throat.
We'll consider it.
It goes into here.
This other end is a.
It goes across here.
Does it?
How do you know?
because I see it, I follow the cable.
It's down underneath in there.
Sorry.
I assume it goes to this thing, but we can open this.
I hope-
Fly check, it's down!
Don't you chat!
I found, wait, it's then I just plugged it in.
That's just the power.
Yeah, I think it is the power.
That is the power to it.
There's a USB extension.
Well guys, let's call it Gigi.
I'm about to call it.
How much time do we have?
We have 19 minutes before my students start to show up.
Okay, we can spend a little time with us.
We've got nothing to do, right?
Let's call it!
Stress out.
Day three on the fucking job.
I don't get fucking paid nearly enough.
Wait, can you Google the thing?
Dude, get your arm out of there.
I don't want to Google it.
It's just, ow.
What is your arm doing in there?
I'm following the cord.
It's following the cord.
Oh my God, my TAs.
Crazy, crazy guy.
I'm following the fucking cord.
Jesus, bro
I have the wrong presentation it's this
Wait, this is the USB extension. I don't know if you can I don't have this beam. Oh wait, dude
I think I know what you need to do you need to change your output
Hold up. I've realized we have an issue
Okay, if I click it
more than Mario Kart World did in the first few months.
It came out, and that's really,
it only came out a few weeks ago.
In fact, it's more than two first sixes done in three years,
and it's more people than subscribers on it.
And that's a three.
Oh, that's weird.
Remember how they're like,
hey, you just put a timer on it, and you're like,
ah.
And I was like, we put a timer on it, and make sure it happens.
And you're like, nah.
Do you want us to put a timer on it?
I can put a timer on it right fucking now.
Yes.
So it stopped for 30 seconds?
Isn't that interesting?
That's crazy.
You'll see that again.
50 seconds, that's where I need it to end.
50
00.50 my fucking DA's bro
My fucking DA's
Can you select meeting at all as the
Yeah, just like
It's dying
Do this interest so bad, I don't know where it ends
We're about to get some of the week out of this series.
OK, I think that's it.
51.
OK, that can work.
Go to output devices.
You want me to go to output devices?
Yeah, I think it's on the top corner where
little dials are.
Output, sound output?
Yeah, maybe that.
I
Will yeah, oh my god
USB though. Yeah, you're right. Thank you, and I just played it. See if it's loud my G
Okay, hold up testing
Ten million that's how many people have bought this meal
You guys are fantastic
Can we turn up one?
Maybe?
Cause I'm max on my laptop.
Well, I should have, dude.
It's on the grab right in front of you.
It came out.
I bet you can nearly only came out a few weeks.
In fact, it's more than two times six is done in three years.
And it's more people than subscribers I have.
And that's a three button suppress that I've got.
I think it's definitely louder, cause this laptop also doesn't.
Like this, this goes all around the room.
And you can also turn on the camera, too.
Fifteen gifts from Swaggerboard.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate that.
Okay. Oh my God. Okay. All right, check. Class officially starts in 15 minutes. Where is everyone?
Should I be panicking? Let me flip the backpack out. I'll be there, man. So I think I share
a class schedule with Ray, I believe. And what I mean by that is students who take my class,
class, take raised class before? Bro, there were, and I'm not kidding, three people in
raised class. There were genuinely three people in raised class, maybe four, which, that's
the group that's supposed to be here. Well, actually, no, it's a different group, I think.
Yeah. Do I have agents class before mine? Oh, he's going to go 30 minutes. Agents the
the worst professor, I mean he's an amazing professor, but he's the worst professor for
other professors, what's on my shoe, what the fuck is all this? Are they still in dog
shit? Uh, he's just the worst professor because he goes over his class a lot of time and bleeds
into other classes, but I think that's alright. I'm locked in the door. How come? 15 passed,
15 passed Bader we locked the door five minutes after we marked them late 15
passed we locked the door. It's no more Red Bull. No more Red Bull to get in. Do you know if I was Red Bull anymore?
I fuck with Red Bull but I I don't I don't need like 12 and I found it I
found it a distraction day one I have zero they got three if you guys want one
but I found a distraction day one when people would run in with the Red Bulls
and stuff. I prefer they get turned away.
I am an E. I'll give you that. I'll give you that.
I'll give you that.
Fashion show. Did you get your final slide yet?
Yeah, I'm not on the show on me.
I need to switch lenses and stuff. Don't forget.
I'm going to just get that half-cattery lenses.
Swap? Get height? Oh, fuck.
What? Don't tell me to just shove or something.
Bader, I need you to go to room 307.
Okay.
I don't know if people are doing this, but on the app, and I think in people's printouts,
it told people my class is in room 307, because that's what I see right now.
Okay.
But I was texted by three guys assistant that I'm supposed to be in room 303.
That's not great.
Yeah, it's not great.
Are you ready?
We're in the dark.
All right, pop the door open.
Pop the door, let's go.
We're fucking running this shit.
I had a swap camera and battery.
We're back! Hello! I wanted to ping about office hours.
If you grab me, I'm gonna what? If you grab me, I'm gonna bite you.
You haven't seen that dog video yet?
It's like a little dog on the couch.
He's in his arms.
He's like, you grab him, he can't apply to you.
And does the dog bite him?
No, it's just like that.
It's one of those AI videos where they went over somebody else.
Oh, I see.
I see very much the...
On 307's blackboard, right where your room's gonna be, low key smart.
Let me go do that. Let me do this first real quick.
I gotta...
I gotta damn ping.
I knew it would be a problem. It's a 307 for you. God
Wait
That's I thought I fell off
I thought I did I spilled out everyone's waiting
Me good
What?
It's all the way down here?
Do you mind if you un-automate?
Oh!
You thought I'm gonna fly?
I don't know what he's in there!
Woohoohoo!
He's not even allowed in here.
Oh my god!
She goes, she goes,
the room's full.
I would have sent them to you, man.
I know.
That's why I got so...
Yeah, but there's no one to spend though. That's the thing.
There's no one here. Do you have my class today?
I'm gonna skip, actually. Because everyone's skipping in.
Did it say for you to go to three or ten?
I'm just kidding, I'll be there.
Yeah, we'll see how long you last.
Okay, yeah.
Oh my fucking god, my god, oh.
You're fucking wrong.
You will make enough money for this shit, bro.
I'll make enough fucking money, baby.
We saw your numbers.
as a teacher okay I'm a teach
sure we should kids all right class in
nine minutes we'll see who makes it
I can't figure out this bitch-ass apple
this app. I will be honest, it sucks. It sucks. There's like, the most valuable
thing about it is there's a chat with every single student which is cool or
like all the students can talk to each other. There's also a teacher lounge where
all the teachers can talk to each other but for whatever reason the teachers
lounge doesn't have anyone's names attached so it's all anonymous when you
write a message like I can't tell who's replying and they don't know that it's
me reply. So no one uses it.
Um, damn, how do I do it?
Maybe you should put it on the board and we go.
Professor L in room 3-0, Professor L, bro.
As a TA, I'd like to use a government.
We know you're my government. No government.
Did he cancel?
No, we're room 303.
Oh, OK.
Why is it going to be canceled?
We got to go to room 303.
Because I wasn't a professor.
2S is 1F?
Now that Professor L, room 303.
How do I paint?
Is that tilting me?
Ah, fuck it.
I'm over it.
Word of mouth.
The pursuit of knowledge will get them there.
Suki's saying you canceled.
I do not think Suki will last long in my class.
What up, Wade?
How are you?
You doing good.
You did your homework.
I did your homework.
And I gave a new stream idea.
I didn't reuse my last one.
OK.
Suki, a lot about my...
What was that?
That wasn't you.
Wait, wait, what did I do?
That wasn't you.
I chatted with anger.
I chatted with literally chatted with anger.
I came out of anger.
That was displace.
I've since held it.
Wait, wait, wait.
What was that?
I can't hear this man.
He's very, very crazy.
I've been looking forward to this past old day.
Welcome, bro.
I'm gonna sit.
Wait, I'm not allowed to sit right here.
Yeah, come on in.
You mean have a sit.
Have a sit.
Great.
What have I been looking for?
Are you chatting?
Are we love all day yesterday?
Where the?
Yeah, all day yesterday.
Yesterday so it's like um so what you did the homework would you do it was a
stream idea okay yeah stream ideas yeah what's your stream idea all right so
my idea is a modern warfare two strings or actually never meet the campaign of
the original modern warfare two okay skip those are with modern warfare three
which is one of my favorite modern warfare so yeah I know a lot of people in
the military and this is actually in motion this is actually the first stream
after stream of university so I have a again I love my production you know this
I have a production plan. It was a military production. Actually, I pictured it actually.
Okay.
I pictured something. This was literally shot the day before I left Chicago at the String University.
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? It is not up there. I'm gonna go back down here.
So this is an idea you're gonna execute?
No, I am executing. It's executing. It's actually executing.
So I have my friend that's actually in the military. He played as the drill sergeant and he's just teaching me drill throughout the whole video
It's kind of like the Adam Sandler community. Yeah trailer
So the stream itself is gonna start off with him putting me and a few other people through drills
We're pretty much gonna be going through hell just to have like a bonding connection to build some type of plight
And then after that we're gonna have a nerf or probably actually I wanted to be nerfed
I'm probably gonna be like a paintball or maybe that's actually like paintball really becomes better. Yeah
Yeah, we have a lot of for two campaign time to it. Yeah, has time to it. Yeah
But like and then in between you're doing paintball or what we're doing it before
It's gonna be like a bunch that just acted out seeming happen to drop a whole string
This is something you already planned it. Yeah, 30 plans are you gonna be here? Oh?
Homeworks should come up with an idea, this is an idea you already had, the wheels were
in motion.
You just tell me an idea you're going to do that you plan to do.
I want to hear about the next idea.
The next idea?
You can't wait to think about the next idea after you've done it.
You're going to do about it now, and then you have it ready to go.
Still a good idea.
Love it.
Okay.
But you didn't do the homework.
One up five, one up five, come up and come.
Okay.
I'm $1,000. Yeah, give me $1,000 right now. Let's see how you come up with it.
Give me $1,000.
Yes, the hypothetical. I give you $1,000 right now, but I didn't either.
Okay, cool. So, you know, I stay in the city of Chicago, right?
Chicago is known for all of its food spots.
Now, one thing that I do love to do is eat.
So let's say I go around Chicago.
I go around Chicago and I be a Gordon Ramsay-style food reviewer.
We just go to a restaurant, restaurant, restaurant, we're doing foods, foods, foods, foods, giving it ratings and just spreading the local businesses.
Okay.
You found me?
Boom.
Yeah.
Cool.
I'm here.
You gotta do it.
Ah!
I just think it's too... it's holistic.
Like, it sounds like a nice thing to do, but it's...
It's more... it's more theme-forcing.
It's not honed in enough.
Try every deep dish in Chicago.
Professor Al.
This is my fire.
Try every deep dish.
Do we have a tag for yesterday?
Huh?
Do we have a tag for yesterday?
What's the tag for yesterday?
Woo!
Do we have a tag for today?
Do we have a tag for yesterday?
What are we doing?
I haven't had your class yet.
I haven't.
You were here yesterday.
I did, but that's not what I was in my real one.
Wait, it's not real.
I don't think this is your real one.
What's wrong with you?
Oh, it's not real.
How big is that?
Don't worry, bro.
How was everything?
Yo, genuinely, your class was very helpful.
You liked it?
Yeah.
I heard you got into some trouble yesterday, bro.
What happened to you?
Oh.
Oh, look at that.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
So basically, his students slapped me, and then I smacked him.
I think that's it.
Yep.
That was stupid.
This is serious.
What time was that?
Fucking like 1 AM.
What time did you go to bed?
Like 4 AM.
4 30 AM.
And you woke up.
You can't do this your first class today?
No, my first class was Duke Dennis.
You went to it?
Yeah, he gave me a nickname.
What was it?
Jake Long.
Oh, that's godly.
That's not bad.
I don't know if that's valid, per se.
I don't know if you look like Jake while I look up to you.
You look like Asian like he said.
Did I?
He's black because you're joking with Kai, right?
I was, I was, I was, I was even trouble.
You're a long American dragon.
Yeah, you're just digging around.
Digging around is just slightly better.
That looks nothing like the other one.
Well.
Are you teaching the same thing today?
Nope, brand new.
Let's go.
Seriously?
Yeah, brand new.
Wait, I'm going to study hill.
Can I get in here?
Every class is different.
Yeah, you can come in.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Have a seat.
You know what I want to say, you get a video game challenge called, like a Gauntlet, yeah it was a 10 game thing, I did the same thing, but it was the worst ever in my life, I did it, I took a day 6 team but I did it and I'm making a great video game, I would love to see you guys.
I'd love to see you.
I've been watching you since like, I think we have seen some Smash Bros. for a minute.
Did you commentate on it?
Yeah, yeah, I did.
I've seen that's where it's on, so yeah, it's cool.
I mean, is that actually a gaming gamer?
Yeah.
It was a gaming, but you actually know about ball about gaming?
Yeah.
Because I'm a beautiful collector, so this is like,
Oh, that's good.
This is really cool.
Like, in this space, like a real gamer.
I know how it's so impossible to do one of this.
I was like, uh, you know what I mean?
No.
I keep pushing.
I'm coolin' now, but.
Yeah.
Like I said, go to see you right here.
Oh, shit!
Classic.
class. You can take a piss. Doors closed at a total five. Yeah, no attack. What do you mean?
You see any help?
Yeah, you doing good?
Back around. Back around. No, no, no, no, no. Around, around. Yep. Okay.
And then through, through, through, through, uhhhh.
I like it when this is real.
Half Windsor.
Half Windsor clip on.
Do you not have a time?
I'll tell you right now, bro. It's free, bro.
It's free, man.
We gotta tackle for the class.
First thing, first thing, leg.
Okay, first thing, you gotta be the right way.
That's your own way?
I'll do it this way. I'll do it this way.
I think I do this way.
Hello. Alright.
Go under.
I think I might be in the...
Around?
Okay. Under, but that's through.
I'm going to sit here to go.
Alright.
That's why this is my favorite class, Ludwig.
I got to go.
I had to do that.
Alright y'all, take seat!
I don't know, I was there yesterday and I said it was terrible, so I went there.
That's where everyone sits, I don't really know.
I mean you could do I didn't mind here and then panic
to do the slide.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if you like, stay here, like here works too.
I think the hotline's fine, like you can still hear.
What's it mean?
If you want to sit there, if you want to close it up.
Let's see if we can close it up.
Let's see.
Close hot today, we doing all right?
Later, how many in right now?
How many people we got in?
Eleven people in.
Okay, first.
I'm missing people, I'm supposed to be having.
Because I think we're supposed to have Lacey,
I don't see no Lacey.
The agent's running late,
my door's gonna lock.
But he has good class.
But I also don't know...
Have we all had agents class before this?
No.
What class do I have before this?
Um...
Alright, we're chillin' then.
We're not on agent schedule.
They see dead ass meetings right now.
Can you all go to Lace Chat?
Just say L.
And that's from Professor L.
I want everybody to stay at this.
Yo, Diggas.
Yo, Diggas is in the group.
Yeah, that's the group.
They are Diggas.
He was in the chat, not in my chat, not in his chat.
I think my name is Diggas.
I think they're all like the same group always
We are starting class 10 minutes doors will be locked
Christian nearly favorite. Can you close the door behind Flockham? Thank you Christian.
Alright y'all, welcome to the class. Today, I'm Professor L. If you guys don't know, we're
going to talk about a problem that plays basically all of you. Jason, we're not doing that.
You can handle the outside come back if you want you got ten minutes, but I think you're gonna want to hear this class
Because something that your chat knows your asset, okay, and I promise you that
Guys first off round of applause for yourselves
You are all day three of Streamer U. That is amazing.
You guys have made it to something that people are saying is more competitive than Harvard
to get into.
A million people who apply to this.
Also raise your hands.
Who has 20 viewers or more?
Who's that 20 years or more?
All of you, huh?
Okay, congratulations.
You are the top 1% on Twitch.
Straight up.
Whatever you need to be on the top 1% of Twitch, in fact 92% of people, is a real fact,
92% of people go live once and never go live again.
Yeah.
Alright, that happens every month.
Okay?
Now, that's the good news guys.
I do have some bad news for you all.
Oh, God.
What?
Okay?
Here you go.
Most of you guys are going to fail.
No.
Not me?
Statistically, it can be half of you, all right?
How about right now, you guys pick a number between one and ten.
All right, your head.
Straight, that's it.
All right, number one, one to ten in your head.
What's the number?
All right, all right, all right.
Raise your hand if the number is even.
Congratulations.
You guys succeeded.
Yes.
If your hand was down, you failed.
That is literally how it will work when you exit streamer you.
Why?
I did the math.
2025.
All right.
Last year's streamer, you, 110 students entered, 56% have lost viewership year over year.
I looked at the viewership a month before your review.
I looked at the viewership last month, their viewers are down, okay?
So what do you think your viewership is going to be like in a year?
Do you think all of you are going to be up?
Is that what you felt?
Do you feel like you want the lottery on that streamer, you?
Holy shit, things are going to be great forever?
I got a big opportunity.
It's a great opportunity.
Very few of you are going to be able to take advantage of it and turn it into long-form success
For most of you, this is going to be a wonderful memory and that will that's all I'll ever be maybe an extra pay check this week
That's all I'll ever be that all right
That's the reality for y'all the media viewership change your viewers four viewers guys, okay?
So what can we do?
Where can we get some control?
We can start working on things. Maybe we're not good at and I think almost every
single one of you in this room. Basically, that exception sucks at YouTube.
Let's be honest, sir, it sucks at YouTube. I looked through almost all your channels, guys.
I looked through, yes, I looked through all your channels.
Okay, tell me the last thing I posted.
The Mighty B8, you posted your first video as pathetic, it's an embarrassment.
I play for them the transgender as through
You want to say I didn't do my homework your pathetic excuse for creative. That's your first video
Serious
Again, I'm not saying all of you are bad at YouTube, but in general I think this is the biggest hole
I think as creators, okay, you guys feel very confident live streaming. That's the thing we do where she was
You feel very confident maybe with clips Instagram, okay? That's social media stuff. That's that's what we're good at
I can see you guys you guys are really good at that by the way
You guys are much better than I have ever been or ever will be at the Instagram the short form game
I genuinely think you are amazing at it. I think long form is
Where there is a struggle, okay, and it's different levels. All right, we need to be honest with ourselves here
But here's the question
Do you guys agree with me? Let's show hands you think it is valuable to be good at YouTube?
We all agree with it.
Okay.
Why?
Anyone have a guess?
Why?
Because when you bring short form into your YouTube people, you're like a TV show, you're
an episode, people have more screen time, I'm showing the kind of...
Yeah, because you're on Instagram, why YouTube?
YouTube because you're bringing someone to your episode, you know, so you're like bringing
something that you made and you created and they sat through it all the time.
That's something that looks forward to it.
Then you bring your YouTube to your Twitch, you see the live YouTube video, and there
they edited something different.
So bringing them to YouTube is the ultimate payout, everything, not pay money, but that's all we're going to group with, YouTube.
So out of all together, YouTube is the number one thing. You've got to get YouTube to get it everywhere else.
Because all by Google, it has more longevity.
Because all by Google, it has more longevity, okay?
Because people who watch YouTube are more likely to consume longer-form content, which means they'd be better for watching straightness.
More likely to consume longer-form content? That's an interesting idea. Yugi, what you got?
What you got?
Alright, YouTube has more, how do I say, like eyes, it's a bigger platform and I think Twitch
is.
Okay.
Let's go through that, guys.
These are the monthly active users, we're going to go through a few websites that are
familiar to you.
Kik.
64 million people.
Every month.
Log on to Kik.
They'll watch a stream there.
Twitch.
240 million.
Okay, now we're cooking.
Guys, YouTube in comparison.
2.6 billion.
Alright?
2.6 billion, all right. Furthermore, it's not just monthly active users
compared to streaming sites, it is the most watched thing on TV. It is the, I'd say that
again, the most watched thing on TV is YouTube. The most watched, and it's only
growing, okay. So ultimately what is the value of being successful on multiple
different websites. It's to diversify yourself. If you're only successful on
Twitch, what if your Twitch falls off? What if you get banned? What if Twitch
the website ceases to exist? That can happen? It's not a permanent thing. It
will not exist forever. Then what do you do? Same with Instagram, same with
everything. The more diversification you have, the more successful you are on
multiple platforms the more safeguarded you are on potential downfalls. Website
follow-offs again, bands, personal follow-offs. Now here's a set of, I don't need you guys to be honest with yourselves right now, but look through your channels, I gotta prove it that. Which one is you? Alright, and let's just be honest here, I'm just gonna have you raise your hand if you think this is you. Raise your hand if you're just not posting on YouTube. Alright, maybe you have one but you barely are close.
Okay, all right, and let's be a little vulnerable. Why are we not posting?
So
it's like
it's hard for me sometimes to focus on
my YouTube channel because it's like I see the way that other people edit their videos and I just don't
necessarily make more time for that because I always try to focus on you want things to come out of a certain standard and you're
Not going to post that under that standard that's not not too much
stuff going on to me that happens is then I go to college, I work, and I focus on streaming
so it's like I don't have the time to do it but I try to meet that time and then I end
up being sidetracked with other stuff.
Okay.
Are you successful at Instagram?
Yes.
Okay.
So you made the time for that but not for YouTube?
Yeah.
It's pretty much just awkward control.
Okay.
All right.
Why not?
For me it's way harder than Twitch.
With Twitch I have a chat that I can interact with.
Yeah.
On YouTube, we release YouTube videos, I watch and I want to do, it's kind of me just talking
to a camera, which seems it all goes into.
Do you post on YouTube?
Yeah.
just talking to a camera, which seems to be all that it did.
Do you post the videos from your streams on YouTube?
No.
Do you think your streams are good?
Yeah.
Then why the little man?
I don't think you have to view YouTube as a separate entity
where I have to record a YouTube video.
If you are a streamer, I mean, that's what I'm talking about.
If you are a streamer, your streams should be on YouTube.
You can be a YouTube bird separately,
like where you do offline recordings.
That's fine.
I'm specifically talking about if you are a streamer,
Why is your content not on YouTube?
Silky, why are you not posting?
I saw you put your hand up.
Come on, Silky.
Um, not a lot, so I'm not dead, I'm just recording,
like, vlogs and I like it, I'm uploading and we go by it.
Till we go by it, I'm gonna go by it,
I'm like, yeah, nice to meet you.
So you're just not diligent.
Okay?
All right, well, I appreciate the honesty, guys.
Who else maybe has a YouTube channel,
We're struggling to upload consistently.
All right, that's a lot of you guys.
Why?
So I started off on YouTube,
and then once I got signed as a singer,
I wanted to be taken more serious as an artist.
So I stopped YouTube,
even though that's the thing that helped me get
to where I was.
Right.
But I just felt like people kept calling like a,
like a YouTube singer or a singer from YouTube,
and that's not what I wanted to be.
And then I tried to go back and like get back on there,
but it just, the vibe wasn't the same anymore.
And they, if I could just keep it a butt, like, I felt like this, they weren't in, it's, it's much anymore where I could like, go on a other, with a other platform they'll be paying for.
I don't know, I just think the vibe is just different. I like Twitch a lot more because like she said, you can interact with people, you can just, it's so easy to just be yourself, but then I like, I overthink when I'm talking to the camera like, oh, let me re-edit, let me re-say this, you know, so it just seems a little...
do you post your streams on YouTube so the issues I would like to but I would
like a separate like a live channel to push my things to with someone took my
name already someone took the name so it's like I can't make that channel what
do you have a user name stop you you can make your username hey I just feel like
they would think that that's the real one and yeah but you're gonna far surpass
the fake one because you are you you have control over what's posted you have
more autonomy there and so that will just surpass it and everyone will know and you'll
just say hey that's the fake one and I think don't let a username stop you know like you're
creating a hurdle for yourself to take the first step for something you want to do for
something that's really not a problem ultimately you know like you could PewDiePie's a dumb
ass name you know what I'm saying he's the biggest YouTuber ever it's a dumb ass name
He made it when he was a kid. The name doesn't really matter.
Ultimately.
You are what matters.
You have to hand over your budget, what you got?
Yeah, um...
My position is to see if I can discourage
because I have posts like on Instagram or on the platforms.
And then, like, go crazy, and I have posts the same way
that you do, and it won't go crazy, so I just stop posting.
And then I'll be running when you try and leave them.
So that's what a consistency fuck up is.
You need the validation of success to be able to continue to post,
and you're putting your energy into where you're getting energy back.
I think that's valid.
Okay, we're going to talk about all these issues today.
We have two more real quick.
Raise your hands if you upload, but maybe your shit sucks.
Or maybe you should stop working.
Yugi, you think so?
Yeah, my videos are very, you know, they could get better.
You know, they could get better.
What is bad about them?
They're really re-uploads of my Tapa concert, the concert I do on stream, so it's kind of just like, okay, but it's like a live channel, it's a live live channel, but I also have a main channel that I don't really post on because I don't know how to, like, which concerts to do, which honour them, it says.
Yeah.
You know, I have a live and then I have a new two-exit.
Okay.
Because the live is bigger, sometimes I prioritize uploading on the live more, you know what I mean?
What you got?
So I guess this can go for both a struggle
of consistency and a blow of a lot of views of our stuff.
Because from when I started YouTube years ago to now,
I gained a big following, and I was really, really good at YouTube.
Like YouTube was my main source of what I do for content.
I was really, really good.
And then once I got, like, not demonetized,
but the pace stopped completely because of just back end
purposes I talked about later, it literally
messed up kind of my momentum because I put my money and time that I make from
YouTube back into the YouTube videos to make more and so as I was going I'm
starting to use my savings and then I was like alright I'm making the money on
YouTube but it's not being so it's it starts stopping my creativity I can't do
the creative ideas that I would like to do on a higher scale no more so it
It calls me to be inconsistent and make me feel like my videos aren't even on my support.
You can tell me to drop.
Can I break some news to you all right now?
Yes.
All right.
It is really easy to make content when the number is going up.
Yeah.
It feels so good to go live when you know the viewership is going to be higher.
It feels so good to post on IG when you know the clip is going to blow up.
It's so easy to post on YouTube when you know it's going to bang.
You know what's hard?
when the viewership is down.
And let's go one step further.
Next week, what's going to happen to all of you?
We're all going to fall off.
I know this is going to fall off.
It's going to happen!
Guys, I have good news! I have good news!
I wish we were a couple.
Everyone's going to fall off.
Kai Samak is going to fall off.
No, watch my mouth.
Watch my mouth.
You're going to shut my mouth, name someone, name a famous actor from 150 years ago.
I'll wait.
What are you freeming?
From my...
I still love you, I still love you.
Guys, Father Time is undefeated.
There will be moments where you're rising up, there's going to be moments where you're falling off.
If you want to get back to the moment where you're rising up, it's what you do in the moments where you're falling off.
You've got to stay consistent through the hard times, okay?
So whatever excuses, hurdles, barriers you're putting in front of yourself, I can't get
my channel name.
I'm not getting the same views on a certain platform, or I'm not doing as well as I used
to be.
You have to get over those hurdles, because no one else cares.
They just want you to output, and if you don't, then you're never going to succeed in that
platform.
I promise you that.
So guys, I have good news for you all.
I got the chica.
I can tell you exactly how to be successful at YouTube.
Why?
Because I'm old.
When I started out, we didn't have short form content.
There was no clip farmers.
So for me to grow as a streamer, I had to grow as a YouTuber.
And I think growing on YouTube is genuinely easier
than growing on Twitch.
There's no discoverability on Twitch.
YouTube is a scientific game.
It is not about how enigmatic your personality is.
It is not about the connections you have.
It's about how well you understand how the website works.
And if you put the time and the study,
you will reap the rewards.
I promise you that.
So guys, what is the number one skill
that you need to learn to become a great YouTuber?
The number one skill.
You going to be good?
Yeah, what you got?
Number one skill to be very good at YouTube is to upload and get better at every upload.
Rob!
Flacco, what you got?
Rob!
Oh, shit.
What you got?
I don't know.
Rob!
I don't know.
Yugi!
Who knows?
Close.
Go further.
Um, title.
And?
Um, length.
Hack it.
Length
Guys
You two
Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately depending on your view of it is not a platform for artists
It is not a platform for creatives, it is a platform for marketers.
And you have always heard, I'm sure if you watch other YouTubers, say, man, I wish I
didn't have to, you know, bend over for the algorithm.
I wish I didn't have to package my videos for the algorithm.
But they do.
All of them do.
Okay?
It is necessary to succeed on the website.
So let's start about the first thing that people see when they go on YouTube to talk
about thumbnails.
This is a pretty simple question.
Which thumbnail is better if you think the one on the right is better?
Raise your hand.
Left.
Oh, come back, come back.
The one on the left.
Yellow jackets.
If you think yellow is better, raise your hand.
Who thinks yellow is better?
We've got three.
Jason, Suthi, Puddy.
Is that it?
Okay.
Who thinks right is better?
Okay.
Interesting.
That is very interesting.
Um, just a facial expression and it's like action going on in the film, you know.
Okay, that's what you think, right? What's better?
Yeah.
Okay, why? Why the less?
I feel like there's more advertising. You're about to call me about two people in the crowd
who pay attention to everything on the screen, other than in the face. I think it's facing the destruction in the movie.
Okay.
Can I get one?
No, you good?
Congratulations to you all.
And by you all, I mean you three.
Fuck.
This is an objective measurement about what it measures.
Now, it's an objective question.
This is an AB thumbnail test that I did.
YouTube has this feature.
You can upload multiple thumbnails.
They'll give them out to viewers.
This is built in.
You should have it on your YouTube page as well.
And they'll show you which one people are more likely to click.
And you can see the one on the left is overwhelmingly
more successful at converting clicks
than the one on the right.
This is objective.
It's not a subjective measurement.
Now, how can you know which one's better?
You got a question? What's up?
It's objectively better because it converts...
What is the goal with thumbnail?
It is not an art piece.
It is to get people to click.
And this is a test.
I'm just showing you, these are the results.
This is just factual that I had this test run
and more people clicked on the left than the right.
All right, thank you.
More like a movie, movie, or an ad
rather than like a YouTube video.
Do you guys know who Michael Reeves is?
Michael Reeves is one of the best YouTubers I think.
He's a robotics YouTuber. He has a little test. I'm going to teach you guys a secret.
It's Michael Reeves secret. You're the only people who know about this outside of myself and Michael Reeves. Congratulations.
You get to find out. The Michael Reeves method.
What Michael Reeves does is when he's debating what thumbnail to go with,
he blurs his eyes like this and looks at it. Why?
Because when you're looking at a thumbnail on your phone, you're scrolling by really quickly. They're really small.
So what does it look like without focusing on it? When you guys were on this one you're talking about
Oh, the jacket looks like this the car in the back is those details aren't being picked up by beer
You don't give a fuck when you're scrolling you to be honest about yourselves
You're scrolling for half a second. You squint your eyes. Which one looks better now?
All right now you're like, okay, hold up. I understand the one on the left those stick out a little stronger
There's there's no one on the right a little bit once I think in the back
It's harder to see it's a little more clear now Jason. Why do we have a question? What's up?
Um, what are your thoughts on AI thumbnails? I think AI thumbnails will be rejected by the viewers and so
What is your goal to get people to watch your videos or not watch your videos?
Okay, so you can use AI thumbnails if you want to save money and get no viewers, but that's up to you
All right guys, we're gonna do a few more tests and now we're gonna use the Michael Reeves method
I'm going to show you two thumbnails.
These come directly from Mr. Beese.
I asked him for his A-B testing, so there's going to be an objective correct answer.
And these ones are pretty lopsided.
Show of hands.
Who thinks the thumbnail on the left is better than the thumbnail on the right?
Who thinks left is better?
Raise your hand if you think left is better.
Got about three?
Okay.
Who thinks right is better?
Okay. Alright. Here's the actual thumb now. I'll give you guys a chance to change who thinks left is better.
Hey, a few more hands going up. Who thinks right is better?
Correct answer.
I fucking saw this.
Yeah, what?
That's all I'm gonna give you.
I'm gonna teach you this.
I see what this means.
If you are getting these wrong.
Alright?
It means that you don't know what you're talking about.
And that's all right.
It's okay that you do not know what you were talking about.
You are new to this.
You have not uploaded a lot.
This is why we are going through the exercise.
But this is something you can be actively doing and actively thinking about.
We're going to do one more test here.
Which one's better?
Left.
Raise your hand.
Left.
All right?
Okay, raise your hand.
Okay, raise your hand if it is right.
Raise your hand if it is right.
I'm seeing less people with their hands are getting a little nervous.
Don't be scared of your hands, you guys. It's all right.
Raise your hand if it is right.
All right.
Here's what they look like.
You guys think left 100%?
And congrats for improving.
I think, and we'll talk about this a bit later, you should know how to be making thumbnails.
I think it's very easy to want to offload this process, but if you actually make thumbnails
for six months or a year and you understand how it works,
you now know what to look for.
I made my own thumbnails for four, no, five years.
I don't anymore, I have a thumbnail person that I work with.
I work with them directly, I can tell them a vision I have
and I also have a style that they can emulate
because I had a five-year backlog.
But I did it with four million subscribers, all right?
Michael Reeves still makes his own thumbnails, okay?
You are not too big, you are not too busy
to put in the time to learn.
You are not, you know, you can rip a copy of Photoshop.
Takes like 20 minutes, pirate it, I don't give a shit.
But actually get in there and try making a thumbnail,
it will help you so much at communicating
further down the road to somebody else what you want.
Next part of packaging, y'all.
How do you make a good title?
Do we have any guesses here?
So, why don't you stick with me?
How do you make a title, bro?
I think about what I did in the video.
Okay.
And how to try to relate to everything
that's the money it costs off to.
Do you give me an example of the title you made?
Do you know?
So, my title will be going around pranking people, right?
Like in Walmart or anything.
But then I have me in Walmart and they reaction and me laughing.
And so it's like pranking people in Walmart.
And how do those videos do?
They do good.
Okay.
They're doing well.
they weren't doing well. They don't do good as I want them to, but they do okay. They do okay, but not as well as you want. Okay, what you got?
I feel like you should come up with a title before you do the video, like a specific title, so that as you're doing the video within it, you can either change the title slightly because of maybe something crazy here happening in the video, but you should make an official title before you make the YouTube video.
This is good. It's been said by other youtubers as well. If you think of the title before it helps every single part of the process
What do you have?
Guys we're working too hard. Okay. Aren't we busy? Do we have too much going on?
This sounds like a fuck ton of work.
Alright, how do we guarantee that we have a successful title?
How do we help ourselves get a successful YouTube video?
Y'all, steal that shit.
Steal that shit straight up.
I promise you, I have stolen more YouTube titles than I can think of.
I promise you, more people have stolen YouTube titles from me than I can count.
Look, I'm going to show you guys a video.
I remember watching this video Daniel 10 years ago. All right. It's called how I accidentally wrote the office theme song
Okay, it's a good video. It's got 22 million views a lot of people saw it. I saw this and I thought that's fun
How I accidentally I made a video called how I accidentally want to chest tournament
That got five million views. I thought that's a lot of use let me try that again
And again
If you have something that works, you can keep doing it, all right?
I've accidentally done probably too many things at this point.
I have to slow it down.
How to be a man? How to?
I think what I do, what I genuinely do, all right,
is I will think of what I want the title to be.
I will look up to see if other people have used a similar title.
So for example, I opened up $10,000 of Pokemon cards.
I sent them to grading card companies.
Then I got them regraded from different companies
to see which would do better.
Are they consistent?
All right.
The word regraded is a weird word.
So I looked at the word regraded.
Is that something anyone has used in a video?
Is there any success with that word being used?
Turns out, no, that word fucking sucks.
So I had to pick a new one.
And I looked up, Pokemon Grading, what are the other people calling their videos?
Okay, how can I sort of fit in there?
Like, I think ultimately there is a playbook that you can be inspired by, you can follow.
It can't be one-on-one, don't be a vera, right?
Don't steal a thumbnail and title bar for bar.
But I think YouTube is a game where people take from people, that's how it works.
It's part of the game itself.
Do not feel shy about looking stuff up to get inspiration.
Now, I want to talk a bit about what you upload.
Yesterday's class, I talked about the content funnel.
All right?
If you missed that lecture, it's available online.
Ultimately, though, the discussion was about when you
stream, you should stream to create clips, like you guys
do, but also get a YouTube video out of it.
OK?
The thing I want to talk today is about taking risks and
using the tried and trues.
Before I showed you all these examples of me doing this,
Why did I do this 500 times?
Why did I make so many videos for how accidentally?
Because it works.
And what do you do when something works?
You do it again, OK?
You do it again.
But you can't always do it.
You can't do it into perpetuity until it falls off,
because then people get bored, they leave.
So you have to take risks and mix that in
with your tried and truths.
And when the tried and truths start being tried and true,
what do you do?
You stop doing them.
So I have six videos here.
I'm gonna show you guys.
These are just six random videos
close to back to back to back to back.
All right?
Four of them are trying to choose.
I had done these before and they had worked.
Okay?
This one is in red.
Why?
Because it didn't work.
Am I gonna do another video called
The Crow Gamer?
Is that a good aim IRL?
Probably not.
Didn't work the second time.
Why would I do the third?
Well, I do another video about GeoGuessr.
Probably 1.4 mil.
I'm happy with that.
Now, everyone's barometer is a bit different.
I look for a million views for YouTube upload.
I also took two risks.
I uploaded a monkey ball video game I haven't played in like
six years, where it's just long form playing an arcade game
from 2001.
How did it do?
Not so good, 670,000 views.
Am I going to take that risk again?
Maybe not, maybe if I really enjoy it I can, but it's an information that I can take in.
On the other hand, I did a video called Crossing Los Angeles with no car.
Got one of my four million views. I had no idea this video worked.
I took a bunch of my friends, I had one ride a bird, one took public transport, and one hitchhiked
to see who could get somewhere faster.
It was a weird premise, but it works.
Well, I'll probably do something similar that again.
Yeah, more than likely.
So take these risks, like be a little brave, okay?
Basically, you're just throwing shit at the wall, and when something sticks, throw that
same shit at the wall, and then be a little brave, mix that bravery in.
All right.
Next up, we're going to talk about intros, okay?
That is the third part of packaging.
It is the intros to a video.
It is the first thing people see when they see a video.
I'm going to be pretty honest with you guys.
idea of clickbait, it's kind of dead. Alright? In the traditional sense, if somebody clicks
your video, and they don't get what they expected to get when they clicked in, they're
clicking off. And when they're clicking off, where's that video going to go? And in the
shitters. Alright, that video's not going to succeed. I promise you that. So the thing
you need to do is really focus on that first minute of a video. That matters so much more
than any other minute of the video.
I'm going to show you two inches that I made.
I want you guys to tell me which one's better.
It's going to be 50 seconds and be a bit long,
bear with me, try to be quiet, because I
don't have too loud of a speaker.
All right, first video.
Good loads.
We'll see.
How long?
I'm going to be a break.
I might be cooked.
It might be cooked.
10 million.
That's how many people have bought magic wheelie.
For reference, that it's more than Mario Kart World did in the first few months it came out.
The Mexican million only came out a few weeks ago.
In fact, it's more than 300 sticks is done in three years.
And it's more people than subscribers I have.
And that's a free button to press that I want you to press now.
But it got me thinking.
What?
You don't have anything to do with that.
That was a call out there.
A lot of fun to play with your friends and take a cringe spot if you want to win or maybe just do a funny spot.
They thought if you want to win or maybe just do a funny spot that usually doesn't end up working out
But what if you had actual professionals?
It came artists how would they do to find out I employed to help my good friends weeks to be static hunters
And we would chase down professional artists to see just how good they were at high
I made the high time super long so they'd have all the time in the world and lucky for us at the time
We did this recording they dropped a new map which was in our gallery which made things a nightmare
All right, I'm gonna skip the shit one because I think our data is to ask but I do want to ask you guys
What was good about it?
Okay, we're gonna self-glaze here. What were the four things I had a look for four things specifically?
Then I hit that I think you need to hit in every intro go ahead
Give me one
like Mario Kart Street Fighter, now you're stuff like, oh, this is interesting. What the fuck are you talking about? Does that make sense?
I hear you.
You called them to like do something without doing it in like a way where you just like subscribe.
Call the action, bro.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's just like atoning your voice, like being animated, like how it's drawn in, and also to use something that was trending.
I would say ignore the tone of voice. I don't think that's something that you need to do.
I think your voice should always be authentic to you.
I think it's a, like maybe even a fault on me
that there's a recognizable YouTuber voice.
I think people don't like that.
I think they prefer you to be you.
So I don't think it's necessary to adopt like some Mr. Beast,
you know, I trapped 100 people in a dumpster.
Like that's not necessary.
You should be you in the intro.
Guys, I'm looking for the four Ps.
Okay. I'm looking for the four Ps here.
All right, what are the four Ps? Let's go through them. We got premise. What is this
video about? You can also think of this as the hook. Okay, that is the premise of
the video. That needs to be instantly explained. The context of what they are
about to see needs to be explained. If you do a live stream and you want to turn
that into a video, you probably didn't do a good job contextualizing. You can
recording intro separately, they attack on to the beginning, and then instantly you've
elevated that video, because now someone just clicked into us, no fucking clue what Streamer
U is, or they didn't watch, and maybe you want to show off that you had a fight at 1AM,
when you should have been in bed getting ready for class in the morning, you could contextualize,
I got into a fight at Streamer U, some hope.
Accidentally got into a fight at Streaming University.
That could work.
Second P!
Oh, the problem.
Okay?
Okay? You have a premise. In a video, alright, in most media, there's a problem and you need to solve it.
What is the problem? Okay? In the context of the fight, okay, I got into beef with someone, I have to resolve this with these hands.
Okay? Alright? In the metric amelion, the problem is that I have a bunch of artists and me and my dumb friend, Squeaks, have to find them.
How are we gonna find them? There's a problem. There's stakes to it. That's why it matters to watch this one's optional
But I think it's valuable. It's the plug
Okay, I have a subscriber plug in that one
that one got me
16,000 subscribers
That one video I got 16,000 subscribers
Plugging something so you can either plug
Yourself it is it is a call to action if you want to think of it that way
but you're plugging, you're plugging to people to subscribe. At this point you
also could plug merch, whatever you want. I think in the intro you have to bake it
in a way that it doesn't detract too much from the video but ultimately is
your most valuable moment if you wanted to direct people to do something. You
don't need to plug for subscribers at the intro of our video, it's not necessary.
But you can if you are looking to get more subscribers. Perhaps you are
are succeeding at YouTube and you want people to watch your Twitch stream.
So you can plug, hey, all this is happening live on my Twitch right now, come tune in.
There's something PayMoneyWubby did, he would upload a video, because he's a bigger YouTuber
than Streamer, he'd say, hey, I'm live right now, you double the video, you'd be live for
the next eight hours, whatever, then they'd go over, okay, that's what you can do.
Or maybe you just want to make money, and you got merch, that's your moment to plug,
so you can't plug.
It's awesome, you don't need to plug every video, but you can.
No, it's by no means necessary.
It's just one of the four pieces you can do, final one, pay off, okay?
In a video, if you set up a premise, if you set up a problem, there has to be a pay off.
Jason says he's going to get into a fight, what's the pay off?
You've got to see the fucking fight happen, alright?
And in that intro, what I do is I say stick around to the end because we're going to go
to an art gallery, you're going to get a little crazy.
The payoff comes at the end, I'm teasing it, stick through the rest, you'll get to it.
It helps increase your watch retention.
This is an example of two separate videos that I've done.
One where I recorded the intro before it hit, the other one where the intro is just from
the stream.
Look at the difference, bro.
70% of people who were watching at the 1 minute 12 second mark went out and recorded the intro.
That was the metric million when you do something.
The other intro, 41%.
More than half the people left a minute in.
By the way, that's a two-hour video,
and half the people are gone in a minute.
Okay?
And that's because the intro is dog shit.
Now I can admit it was an absolute dog shit intro.
But these are charts that you should be looking at,
very familiar with, all right?
And working on.
All right, next up.
You guys might have some questions for me.
How do we get an editor?
All right.
I can't afford a clipper.
Can my editors do the thumbnails? When do I scale my teens? How much do I pay my
editor? Okay guys just ask okay if you need anything you can just ask and I'm
not saying just ask me I'm saying you can ask people to help you. What I did for
basically all my first hires is I did one of two things. One, I poached people who I
thought were amazing. This is a god-like business strategy. They do this in every level of business,
in every vertical of business. Okay? Maybe you see a channel that has really great editing
and you love their style. Maybe ask them, hey, you want to edit for me? Alright, maybe
someone has a great clipping channel and you want to know how they did it. Ask. Hit them
up, okay? I've never signed up an agency, but I'm not sure they need to have an agent
to do sales. Do you guys know Loaded's agency? Loaded, has anyone heard of this? Loaded is
a pretty large sales agency in the streaming space. The top sales agent was Kelby May.
Alright? I thought he was good at his job. So I posted him. And he reads on his LinkedIn
Say career update after almost five years I'm stepping away to leave loading which mind you
genuinely one of the biggest add-ins he's in the game to join my dumbass, okay?
Poach the other thing that I've done to hire a bunch of my employees
Working with fans
All right, if you guys are struggling to get an editor what I've done is I've asked
I've literally gone on my live stream. I've gone yo guys. I really want to get like
more clips. I see all these clippers but I don't know how to get a clipper. If
anyone clips hit me up. These are emails or messages that I received and this is
literally the exact message I went back. I'm still working with these people. This is
from October 2020 from my shorts editor Radstabs. I asked him yesterday. I still
worked with him six years later. I said, do you have a message? The first email you
sent? This is it. I asked on stream. He sent me the email. I looked at my email. I
I replied, I hired him, all right?
But one in the middle, Shake Drizzle is my longest employee.
I've been working with this guy for eight years, okay?
I said, I need an editor.
He said, oh, I saw you need one.
Sending the message, I hired him.
I still work with him today.
Last one is another editor I have, the light.
I said, because Shake Drizzle is kind of a lazy fuck.
I said, I want to edit my Pokemon videos.
Shake Drizzle at the time refused to edit Pokemon.
I don't know why.
So I said, I need someone who will do Pokemon.
It's got a light comes up and goes, I'll add a Pokemon.
Send me a message, I hired them.
All right, make your concerns known.
Put your asks out, you'd be surprised who reaches out
to you.
Now here's the reality of it though.
What if they suck?
What if you hire someone to edit?
Or maybe do thumbnails with you?
Or maybe do sales with you, I don't know when they suck,
right, it's a fan, whatever.
I've got good news for you.
You suck too.
Why would someone who's God like Adam join you?
All right?
You're not going to have a Mr. Beast editor leave his team
to join you?
Of course not.
But there's something really beautiful and also powerful
about both of you sucking and improving at something together.
OK?
Give them the grace that you yourself want.
Here's a fun quote for you from Epictetus.
No great things come into suddenly for not even
bunch of grapes can or a fig. Alright? Even a grape's got to wait. Even a grape's got
to grow. Get the water. Get the sunlights. Alright? Same with your editor, giving that
grapes. But I promise you there's a lot of dividends you can get by working with these
people and growing with them together and trying to find your voice together. Okay?
Last thing I want to talk about here, guys. Don't trust me. I am someone who succeeded.
To do that, it took a lot of luck, but there's also something known as survivorship bias.
I made it now.
I can say, guys, just do this, this, this, and I go home into my million dollar mansion
and live in a good ass life.
And you all bought what I said without maybe thinking critically yourself.
Do I agree with him?
Okay?
I remember when I was a smaller creator, Mr. Beast invited me to his place to video
them.
So I went.
This is Mr. Fucking Beast. It's got like a hundred million subs
So what do I gotta do Jimmy?
How do I make it like you?
And mr. Beast he goes oh just make banger videos
Hey, just make banger videos every video you should make should be absolute banger and I go home. I go alright
All we're doing from now on is banger videos
A month later
I'm like folk banger videos. I like the workflow I have I like the life that I lead
I don't want to put all this effort and high production into one YouTube video.
I want to have a chat that I talk to.
I want to have this community platform.
I want to make the videos about GeoGuessr because I like GeoGuessr.
I don't give a fuck if it doesn't perform 50 million views.
I'm happy with the mill.
So you don't have to follow the playbook bar for bar as I'm saying it.
All right.
Trust yourself.
Trust your instincts.
Think critically about what I'm saying.
Some things I'm saying maybe you agree with.
Some things they don't.
Don't trust me implicitly.
Take it all with a grain of salt.
So guys, that is my lecture for you.
Do you have any questions for me?
Thank you.
Take it.
Thank you.
They can be about anything also, guys, just so you know, I'll be doing office hours directly
after this class.
Once at 2 p.m. if you want to stay, if you can have longer chats, it's up to you.
You can be about anything.
If you have any questions right now, you have a couple of minutes before your time is up,
so do you have any questions right now?
Okay, what's up?
up so that anyone have questions right now.
What's up?
What is your problem?
Guys real quick, if you want to leave you can leave and take it outside for questions.
What's your advice for like, I like to do gaming, I like to do vlogging, I like to do, even with gaming, sometimes it's like different types of gaming.
Is it recommended to do all in one channel or have separate channels for separate games?
I think a lot of you deal with this, Jason Nguyen, you can probably speak about this, you got six damn channels yourself.
I'm a VOD channel, I'm a live channel, I'm a main channel, and I got an IROW channel.
I think this is a trap that a lot of people fall into.
They make different channels for different things, and then what happens?
One of the channels falls off, because you cannot put consistently on it.
I think it is ambitious to be making all these channels and expecting to be consistent
on all of them, okay?
You can be very successful uploading every possible thing you could think of on one channel.
Moist critical does it all the time.
I don't know what the fuck you're gonna get with that guy, but it's all on one channel.
I think it's fine to do one channel.
I would not do two unless there is a reason for it.
I will give you an example.
I have three channels that I upload consistently on.
One is a VOD channel.
Why do I have a separate channel?
Because it is just the VOD's upload.
They're unedited products.
That is my reasoning for it.
Second channel I have is my main channel.
It's my cut-downs, my edits, these things that I put my intros into, maybe I do some
VO for.
Third channel, it's the second channel I have called Lundwin.
I don't do anything for this.
This is basically like, I'm streaming six hours and maybe I think this is the segment
that I plan that's good, but some other shit happened that was kind of interesting, but
I don't want my editors to work on it, I don't want to do intros for it.
So I basically just have a couple of people, clippers if you want to call them, who just
pull from that and upload it there.
And what I do to separate my channels is the context in which the videos are made, not
the content of what the videos are.
Does that make sense?
So I would think of it that way.
If you're going to make multiple channels, you need to be consistent on all of them,
so it's a bigger ask.
Okay, one final question.
You guys can all go after this one.
What's up?
Okay, so my YouTube channel, I started off as just a YouTuber.
I have like five million plus on that channel that I don't use.
Five million subscribers.
You've got five million subscribers on a channel that you don't use?
Yes.
I'll tell you why.
on that channel that I don't use. Five million subscribers on the channel you don't use.
I still have those people on there, but then once I got signed after I started YouTube,
you know, they started adding my music videos on there too, with my vlog stuff, and I felt
like it was just all mixed up and not done, and now that I'm doing Twitch and I want to
seriously and clip on there should I do you think I should make this second channel yes
Yeah, because otherwise
How long ago was this to these top uploading?
Yeah, I think it'd be too tough
I think partially because you're needing to convert an audience whose expectations have been all muddled in terms of like
you know Justin Bieber Vivo starts posting like
like vlog footage, it turns like what's going on,
Justin Bieber, like it's a little bit different
than the expectation of the viewer.
And also, when you post, you're just gonna start losing
hundreds, maybe thousands of subscribers.
And I think that's gonna feel really demoralizing.
It doesn't really matter, but I think you should feel
excited about this channel.
And it probably would feel the opposite
if you start posting this 5 million subscriber channel.
So I would personally start a new one.
All right, y'all, class dismissed.
Thank you guys for being here, I appreciate it.
You want to stay for office hours feel free
View my channels
You want me to review your channels?
Yes, that's all
Okay, let's do it
We're going to review Jason and Ween's YouTube channels
We have too many channels, but we have three
Yeah, but I divide my channels by process
I don't know if you do the same with your channels
Let's take a look
I started at a world with kaisen
So Jason the ween this is your main channel you say my main channel for streams
so
Accidentally in that side I mean you can try it and see the works. What are your other channels?
Yeah, Jason the ween my bad my internet some ass right now. I'm gonna leak some shit right there looky Jason the ween
Jason the ween. Oh like down here
Jason. Oh look at this. We got Jason the ween, Jason the ween, IRL, Jason the ween live, Jason the ween live.
What's the difference between Jason the Wien and Jason the Wien Live?
Jason the Wien Live is more like the things that won't perform as well as the main channel.
I'm pretty sure you have a channel like that. GC has a channel like that.
Don't worry, Rosie has a channel like that. You know, I'm taking inspiration from other streamers.
Why wouldn't you just post Jason the Wien IRL content on Jason the Wien?
That is a question I don't know, because I thought I was going to be really consistent
with the vlogging, I was going to make it my baby, that's my baby, I was going to finish
it.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
Jason, I think personally, I think it's fine to have a channel on things that you are
curating, and actively, I forgot to talk about management.
I think, do you meet with all your editors?
I do.
How often?
Free often.
Does he meet with his editors?
Yeah.
Alright.
Let me know.
So, when you're meeting with these editors, you're saying, okay, this video deserves to
be on Jason and me live.
I've had conversations like that before, yes.
What do you mean like that before?
Why are you not having it weekly?
You're assuming weekly.
Should this not be a conversation every week?
Every week, I have a meeting with all my editors, all of them sit down, and I say, okay, guys,
This is gonna be in the main channel.
Let me know the assets you need to finish this video.
Do we need the O?
Do we need the intro?
All right, these segments, I don't think we're as strong.
Let's put them on the second channel.
Ah.
We need a watch party, bro.
Can you put it on the TV?
Oh, for, I think my wifi's too ass here, bro.
Yo, he's helping me with the road.
But, but I-
I'll talk to the hell.
Come on, bro.
I would say-
I'll be in the center of attention, man.
I'm trying to learn.
I would say it is important that you do a better job
managing your team to direct.
Cause you're saying this is your main channel, and I'm seeing some shit here.
This can't be all good.
You've uploaded like, six videos in two days.
Like these aren't all good videos.
Okay, so it was all good.
So, I would say, this is where all your good shit should go.
And that includes your IRL shit.
So I don't think you need this IRL channel.
This is where good shit goes.
Shit goes here good shit goes good shit goes Jason the ween that is where good shit goes good shit goes
And what people choose to Jason the ween what did I get?
Good shit good shit. Okay. Okay Jason the ween live. What is that for?
What basically the ballish basically like oh mukbang cool go on the live channel
This is this is people who really like you. Yes, they want a little extra Jason the ween in it
Yes, let's give it to him Jason the ween live Jason the ween live is fine. It's live
Yeah, so I would say ditch the IRL put it on Jason Lee and be pickier about Jason
Lee. Be more pickier. You're a little loose. Right now it's a little spammy because it's
for you though. I get it, but it is picky though. Like for like, like crazy. I would
say I would say be picky. I would also say for the seven day stranded you probably
should have made it one awesome video. That was a seven shit video. That was a conversation
I had with my editor and I was like thinking about it and we decided to do our each day.
You were wrong for that, next time you'll do better.
Now you know.
Yeah, I think May Back Monday is like a series on this.
I think this channel makes a lot of sense.
I think IRL should just go there.
OK, so you think my channels are going to do.
Just put the IRL on the main.
I think if you put the IRL on the main,
it gets a lot better.
Be more selective.
Also, be more willing to give your editors
fuel to make better videos.
Intros, VO, you don't do that.
I don't do that.
Why not?
I'm a lazy fuck.
Yes, you are.
So what are we going to be?
We're going to be in the world.
I'm as lazy as you.
All right, man.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate it, man.
Thanks for coming to class.
Great class.
I think what's that 8 out of 10 talking about?
And Trill you're talking about?
Because we're talking about YouTube.
I combine everything I'm into from streaming.
I clip your YouTube from your gaming app streaming.
I clip it from my tower from the internet.
Damn, I'm filming in that link, and I combine it all.
Can I show you my 30-second intro?
Do you want me to watch your 30-second intro?
I can do that as a channel just called Blazion?
Yeah, I have a Vell channel, but it's like hard to, like,
it's really like, I don't know.
Blazion, what, oh, Blazion at the end of the night.
Oh, okay.
This one?
Okay.
Xbox 360, PlayStation,
they all have something to talk about.
You won't talk about it.
If you break it, it's going to be a little more than a four-line.
If you X-Fykes, library papers, this is straight.
Jesus.
Y'all are gonna know.
There's no micro-transactions or battle passes.
Back when life looked like this,
you'd kill and you'd have to deal with a half-year-old.
Castle Francis.
Tiles A.D.
But then, this is one game.
It's one game.
And if you beat my friends,
you might not be five seconds into that.
It's a long game.
Then at the end of all friendships,
then that game, it was called Doritos Crash Course.
Okay, I mean, I actually don't think it's a bad intro. I think it's maybe a bad
It's tough to say because
To critique a smaller video there's always a chance this video would like absolutely bang
And it just hasn't like caught on
So if that is possible the only thing I would say can I appreciate the art is a bit that intro?
I think it's not the strongest hook like I'm imagining because who would make a video like this five video games
Don't feel the same anymore. It would be like naky-jaking and he'd be playing some like triple a sloth and showing
How video games suck now?
Showing and I don't think you showed
How video games suck now?
Right you're saying this and I'm listening to you and I'm thinking to myself
I don't know if I agree with you like when I'm thinking about like I agree with the title
Yeah, but then you're saying castle crashers. I'm like, I don't know if I agree that castle crashers is like better than El Denrame like
So I think you have to get straight to this point. You're making of like this is the shit now
Like this is where things are maybe kind of beautiful and like more show any I don't think the baseball field works here
I think you want to be showing the games. Yeah, okay, so I think I like I appreciate the artistry of it
I don't think it'll show if you point out. Yeah, I can't change the title so many times. Yes
There's like something about free games, but yeah, no, that definitely makes more sense now.
Yeah, the visuals, there's nothing about games at all.
And so, I would say that.
And also, you snuck a joke in there.
I think it's unnecessary.
I'm not funny in the first 30 seconds of my video.
There'll be funny.
Alright, maybe there's like a little joke occasionally, I don't know.
Usually not though. I keep it pretty clean or pretty subtle.
So it's very like palatable and like flatter. I'm not saying you can't make a joke in the intro
I'm uh, I'm gonna try and do better
How's it going?
YouTube is the fact that I don't like to use anything more to either have like a
channel where I kind of use the mods, I have an editor, but then he clicks on me so I completely forgot about that account.
So that's for my like singing come right now, I just post like reels because whenever I post
like all the more content it gets copyrighted or Shadowbender whatever the hell it is, so I was in my mind and I was like okay, I'm gonna grow from reels first or shorts or whatever
And then from that on maybe I'll like try harder, but long. Yeah. Yeah
And is that working I think so yeah, we're what's your YouTube channel?
I think I looked at your YouTube channel yesterday. I remember this you do only post shorts, right? Yeah, but I'm like an editor for
Just to me they've been posted on my
This is yeah, they've been posting my history clips on my scene
Wait, I think here's the deal bro. I can't even find your channel looking up your name. Oh
Jason the ween comes up. Is this my internet? You're all the way down here. Is you know that was my channel
I don't know. I looked up your name. I Jen. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's bad
That's bad for us. How do I fix that?
How do you improve your SEO on YouTube?
It might be something to do with the channel name, I'm not sure, maybe just posting more?
So this is, yes, I did see this, and it's a singing channel that you post the clips here
and the clips are doing well.
So what's the game plan?
I don't know, I was thinking I could like make another use of Just Group.
And I can tell you, by the way, why the SEO was so bad is because the last clip was the
singing clip from however long ago, and when people are looking up your name to try to
find Streamer U and that's not what your channel offers.
So, I mean it's up to you. Do you want to get that channel that you don't use anymore?
I'm not the password but I can find it.
I mean, you can either find the password or you can just make this that channel.
Do you want to keep this?
I want to like pursue like seeing and stuff on like YouTube.
I mean you can still do that. I think what the channel is doesn't matter but
the only value with this channel is it is dead ass your username as the ad.
So it's more valuable if you're gonna make it like your public-facing...
I don't think you need to delete it, it doesn't matter. I mean, I have some dog shit for my old videos.
You never need to delete videos to like...
If you go to MrBeast channel and you look at old videos, like they suck.
You know what I mean? Like, and not to say you're singing sucks, but they're irrelevant to what the modern content is.
These are my old videos. I went to a Super Smash Brothers tournament and I recorded footage on my phone.
I didn't delete those. I don't need to.
So I don't think you need to delete anything, but you could co-opt it as this channel where you're posting more
It doesn't mean you can't post some music on there
But it means maybe you need to be a bit more selective about the music you post like maybe something that you know is like maybe
More importantly like more meaningful to you
Or something like that or make a second channel to do music on it's up to you. These are doing well. I would continue it person
I like personally like you have two clips that have a hundred K. I would post
you know
10 more shorts like this weekend and
Try to get some growth off that
This is guy. I'm gonna show you real quick his name Sam Butcher. Do you know who he is?
He's 11 million subscribers
He did only shorts. I want to say for like four years
He did only shorts. He got to like six million subs only shorts. Then he started doing long form videos
Okay, and his long form started to like pop off like genuinely do super well
Because he was able to grow his channel through shorts
So it is possible to grow from shorts and then switch to long form later on. That's a super viable strategy
It does take it a bit of time. It's not as easy as people make it out to be but but you absolutely can't do it
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming to class.
I appreciate it.
Of course.
What's up?
I'm Shepard Shooter and I have a couple questions.
So one, the name Shooter and my name.
So do you think that is brand friendly?
Do you think I kind of, I started up as a Call of Duty gamer, a Call of Duty streamer
and I feel like that name in itself limits me and I kind of want to create G-Cannons
off of that sometimes.
Shooter?
How do you spell it?
Is it like Shooter?
Shooter.
And so times like that I think I should have like a second channel just for more non-gaming content
Yeah, it's tough. I think I think it's important not to adapt your identity too much to cater to
You know like brand friendliness like I think there's value in like this authenticity
But like if you're not super attached to it
It might be worth it because like we're in America brother school shootings often
And there's like a crazy school shooting, which is probably inevitably gonna be because there's no legislation to stop it
Then it's like yeah
You know Doritos probably doesn't want to hop in on the shooter youtuber the day after like that probably makes it feel some type of way
So but it's it's not my call to make it's a very personal call
And I think it comes down to you know how important this name is to you right the name is important
But I go by shocker and so that I feel like I could just create a second channel and drop the shooter part and just kind of go
Off with that thousand percent. Okay, so that's my first question
My second question is when it comes to like
Neat shooting and trending kind of it kind of like trending niches like at first
We seem like a lot of the bloggers and now we don't see as many bloggers and then we've seen a lot of
Muffings and now we don't see do you think it's important to kind of you kind of answered it already
but how do you feel about like I want to go lifestyle kind of blogging content do you think it's important to kind of
See where the niche is going understand if it's dying or not kind of straight away from that or just go with you
Put your heart and kind of just go with it
You're replacing your smash pros. Yeah, okay the first game
Her niche community that was a part of was super Smash Brothers melee. Okay game. Yeah, it's a pretty small community
all things considered, but I really liked it, right?
And so I think that helped me grow initially in it.
I made a bunch of content about it.
It's not as big as if I was doing Fortnite at the time,
obviously, but I liked it.
So I think being authentic to what your passions are
matters a lot more and you can branch out.
You are not at the ceiling, and this is also pretty big,
and you should be fair.
You're not at the ceiling of vlogging.
It's still like a blogging, it's still massive,
it's still huge vloggers.
So I think it's super possible.
I wouldn't ever recommend chasing a trend
unless it's something that you also
personally thought was cool.
Like don't do mukbangs because people are doing mukbangs.
Do mukbangs because you like eating a lot of food
and you think it'd be fun to get it, you know?
Yeah, I would say it should matter at all.
Awesome, thank you, you're an amazing person.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Thank you for coming to class.
Hi, how are you doing?
My name's Kueh Guns.
So my first question is, how often do you think
is healthy to upload?
Because I've been hearing that sometimes uploading too much
can hurt you, and uploading too little can also hurt you.
So I struggle.
There are times where I'll upload, upload, upload,
and then they're like, don't upload too much.
And then I'll slow down.
And now it's like, I'm not doing it often enough now.
Are the videos better or worse when you upload more or less
frequently?
That's the thing I don't know.
Like, I really struggle with my analytics
because they've never been consistent.
Consistent in what sense, like the viewership?
Like, yeah.
What's your channel?
Can I look it up?
Yeah, Cute Guns.
Jesus.
Oh, what is he?
What is he?
Cute Guns.
And so the question is,
do you upload more or less frequently?
Yeah.
And you're mainly doing gameplay?
Yeah, gaming.
Sometimes I'll do a little vlog or something,
but I'm pretty sure I'll take it down
because it didn't do well.
I don't think you need to take things down that don't do well.
I think that's fine.
I don't think ever be embarrassed about that.
It's just more information to learn from,
and it's totally fine.
And I think we can also be quite harsh on ourselves,
because we compare ourselves to other people all the time.
Hundreds of views is not something
that is like bad in any sense of the word, you know?
But I would say in general, across the channel,
the two things that I want you to work on
are titles and thumbnails, right?
I think in general, these titles are like quite long.
And I'd find YouTubers who are playing similar games
or they're YouTubers that like maybe you're survive
by growing up who are like similar to like,
kind of hitting the notes that you'd like to hit.
Like who are they?
Vanilla me okay like her like because she does gaming I wrote long as it all
it works for her
well do you like watch Markiplier growing up or like Cory Kenshin you know
Cory I just got into Cory I haven't I wasn't really into YouTube growing up a
lot so I'm just now like watching different YouTubers and stuff so I'm kind
of new to the whole YouTube scene 100% yeah I think I think these are all like
I think Vanilla is great, I think Corey is great, but like there's a difference in her
titles and your titles, you know?
Yeah, I see now.
There's a difference in her thumbnails and your thumbnails, and like I don't think Vanilla
is necessarily at the top of the thumbnail title game either, I think she just has like
a really infectious personality.
And like sometimes, you know, going to like legacy people, if people have been doing it
for so long is great because like they've really been studying this for a while you
know and so I think it like I would say that's the one set to I guess to go back
to your question do you upload more or less frequently I think the quality of
the videos what matters most it doesn't matter how much you upload it really
doesn't like there's this youtuber Michael Reeves he's a friend of mine he
uploads maybe twice a year like literally twice a year and then let's look at
as videos. Okay, 5.2 mil, 8.5 mil. That's two videos, by the way, in two years.
How do you make revenue out of two years?
9.7 mil. How do you make revenue? What do you mean?
Like, out of twice uploading a year.
Michael's low key broke, but Michael has his reasons for not uploading as frequently,
but ultimately, like, he's still crushing every video that he uploads.
And then there are people who upload, like, an unfathomable amount.
Like XQC has his editors uploading like four times a day sometimes, do you know?
And like they all do like pretty well and that's fine.
It's just like sort of a difference in style on the channel.
But I think when you're doing gameplay, it's okay to post like daily, it'd be fine.
Okay.
And then last question.
Um, is it safe, not safe or healthy to live stream on YouTube if the live streams
don't match the videos that you post.
So what's an example of the live stream you would do?
Like, for example, it's still gaming related,
but competitive gaming, like Marvel Rivals,
our live stream, that.
But my uploads are more like story games and blogs
and stuff like that.
Do you stream Marvel Rivals on Twitch as well?
Yeah.
And so when you're playing the games, are they offline?
Like the?
No, that's also on Twitch, yeah.
but I only upload the story once.
Do you notice your viewership does better or worse
when you're doing competitive games
versus the playthrough games?
I just started doing the Rock, Scheme, and YouTube,
so it's like...
On Twitch, on Twitch.
I mean, on Twitch?
Oh, it's better when I do the competitive game.
It's better when you do competitive gaming.
And what do you like to do more?
I like both.
I'm such a gamer.
Right.
Okay.
I don't think it would matter.
No, I think the Twitch viewership
would probably be an accurate portrayal.
And also, it doesn't matter too much,
can't it, like, if it isn't doing better?
You know, like, ultimately, it's a question of,
there's kind of a balance that I try to take is,
do I enjoy doing the thing,
and do people like watching me do the thing?
And it means both.
Like, you know, maybe I would love to just open up stream
and play Counter-Strike 2 for 12 hours
and get really pissed off doing it.
But people wouldn't like that.
because how I am is an entertainer doing that.
So it's like I have to do something they want to do.
But there's also balance.
Maybe they would love if I played backyard baseball
for another 12 hours.
I don't want to do that.
So you have to strike a balance.
So I think you have to look like, OK, are people
clicking out when I'm doing the story game or horror game
or whatever it is?
Maybe we're doing less than that and doing more than that.
It's like an ebb and flow.
It's like up to you ultimately, but you kind of make those decisions based off of, like,
do you want to be more successful and get more viewers?
Or do you want to do what you want to do?
Thank you so much, I enjoyed it.
Thanks for the class.
Top class.
I appreciate that.
Yes, hello.
Hello.
Cool butterfly with Fort Y.
Hello, cool butterfly with Fort Y.
My boy is gone, obviously.
It's amazing.
Long wait.
But yes, great class, amazing.
Thank you.
My question first is, I'm a very small streamer, but I'm also trying to build a platform on other platforms.
Yes.
So, YouTube, yes, definitely.
I don't have anything posted, but I do have an account.
Okay.
And so, my question, while I'm here,
and I'm building content or connecting with everyone,
should I start clipping to post things onto YouTube now,
while I wait until I get home,
and try to like, go to the bar,
and pull things from it?
What would you suggest?
I think, I think you're already late.
Okay.
I think you should have come in with a game plan
to do that initially.
Okay.
And I think the best time to start would be now.
So I would try to get something up.
It doesn't mean it will guarantee be successful.
But yeah, people will care a lot less about Streamer U
in a week than they do today.
So if the goal is to capitalize off of your participation
in Streamer U to get an initial boost,
then you need to do it as soon as possible.
But ultimately, what's good for you,
it doesn't matter too much anyway.
Like it's a very short-lived growth.
And in a year of growth that anyone experiences here,
either from followers or subscribers on YouTube,
it's gonna be mostly moved.
Like it won't really matter.
I would just get started on YouTube
to start getting better at the process.
Cause you're gonna suck at it.
And that's okay.
I've tested some things out of this at the bottom.
And I was like, okay, this is very different.
Yeah, I sucked at it.
And it takes a while.
And so it's like, you know,
feel comfortable learning and just getting better at it.
So start uploading as soon as possible.
Okay, next thing.
Yeah, go ahead.
So, while I'm here, I've been going around some streamers to get some inspirational
quotes.
Okay.
We're like, mixing out wellness nuggets, I call them.
Okay, I like that.
So, just to show you.
Those are cute.
So, we had different ones from all streamers.
Big streamers and small kind.
It started up there.
We got some from all different streamers.
Cute.
So, I just wanted to see if you could give me one, like, you know, inspirational quotes
or message that I can provide to others.
I got you all once stream. He was finished, but
Yeah, there's been some great things that were brought it. You've had a good time so far
I've had amazing time amazing time
But I know that content creation streaming everything can be very demanding
I think it's a lot of you know effort to go into this especially to stream in 24 hours
You know it's a lot on your mental and your you know physical well being so I just thought it would be great to kind of spread
positivity to kind of like help encourage people to keep pushing forward. Like even today my voice
is barely here but trying to still get out here and make content, connect, collaborate, network,
you know, kind of be a sponge grabbing it all the information possible. So I just think it'd be,
you know, really great to like pass some good, you know, nuggets. That's very sweet of you.
Yeah, thank you. You know, I've been having an amazing time. All the professors, every class,
like it really feels like school. Genuinely, it feels like school, especially if you are a new
you in content creation too.
If you're already expert, clearly you're
going to gain knowledge as well.
But I've been taking notes, literally,
because I feel like all of this stuff is going to genuinely
help me, especially with YouTube.
Because that's where I really had no idea where to start from there.
Well, it was a good start.
Yeah, I'm definitely going to.
So I'm going to take a very active home come in
to try to do some stuff.
Thank you again, Professor.
I appreciate it.
Thanks, John.
I appreciate it.
All right.
I had a question.
There's one on here, Ms. Mutua.
I had a question about like growth as in like I don't know how familiar I was with like Instagram where it's more YouTube
Yeah, but um basically an Instagram right now because I gained a lot of platform in like the last two years
It was a lot of growth
So it went up like a bunch
But then since like I started doing fashion content in a matter of like I don't know a month
It was already at 100k and then after I found out so like 600,000 so it's a lot of like it's a big number
But the problem with that is like I kind of drifted more into like streaming to more personality content
Not only fashion because I feel like if you do only fashion, it's like, you know
At least like a certain limit you can reach sure personality is all over
Okay, the problem with that was right now second growth
There's a lot of people in fashion that just follow me for the outfits
But might now unfollow and then I gain the streamer like a lot of streamers
The growth stays the same.
Like I say, I lose, I don't know.
Like I lost a lot of followers, but gained it all back.
And it's just the same number.
It's just a community drift.
How can I keep growing and I'm staying on the same number?
I feel like you need to stop caring about the number.
Do you want to be more personality driven
or do you want to be a fashion creator?
No, I want to, I feel like it's, I mean,
it's like I like all the fashion stuff,
but I didn't say there's like no fun at all for me
to like get record fashion videos like this.
So you want to be able to hold stuff?
Yeah, I think like, just stuff like this is just, yeah.
So the people are expecting fashion?
100%.
And they're unfallin' because you're not getting fashion?
I'm gaining.
No, I'm giving it, like, I'm still doing it?
Right, but you're also giving something
they don't care for, so they'll follow.
Yes, yes, when they see a club off Twitch,
they're probably gonna.
Why does it matter if they'll follow?
I just want to have growth.
But you are having growth, no?
You're saying you're gaining followers?
No, but it's saying, yeah, I'm gaining, but losing,
so the number is the same.
Yeah, but viewers don't owe you anything.
They don't.
They came because you were offering fashion content.
Then you hit them with some shit
that they weren't there for so they left.
100%.
This is good that they're leaving.
You want them to leave.
Because you want the people who are on your page
to care about what you post on the page.
Are people following you for your personality content?
Like right now?
Yeah, like are you getting calls from that?
There's a lot like at first I got a lot of hate when I hopped over to streaming
But I know it's like the clips really started doing well like it was it was like even without clips like there's a bunch of books with other creators like
But the most far up is just me so it's like it's really I see growth and there's people coming into my chat and
Generally just know me to first streaming so not they didn't even know I was like doing fashion to the clips too
Well, you do personality. It's good numbers. There's something like it's
Yes, it's a lot. Okay. Can I tell you something?
Stop caring about the number. Okay, there's your ego. Yeah, you feel bad
Because you're looking at the analytics and you're losing followers. Who gives a shit? Oh, it's a number
Yeah, right. Are you doing the thing that you like doing? Yeah, are you getting some success doing it?
Yeah, they keep doing the thing. Okay, so you think I there's gonna be certain point where I start like
Probably yeah, who cares up? Okay. It's also like I'm thinking also like the brand deals and like that's
Fashion is where the money's at for me. You know, there's a lot of brand deals
So if the numbers go down, the brand deals reduce.
No, that's not how it works.
Brand deals don't really look at least good brands at just followers.
They're not looking at you.
You care way more about this than anyone else on earth does.
Yeah, 100%. It's my account.
But I'm saying the brands don't care about this.
They see a channel with a few hundred thousand followers.
That this fashion that's successful, that's it.
They're not looking like, wow, well he lost a thousand followers but gained 900 today.
today they don't care okay they don't see that yeah so I think this is ego so
you think it's only like me that like no like my community probably doesn't even
know yeah there are some people will follow you cuz yeah I'm gonna be simple
like the ones that still follow me they don't see it yeah you're more about this
than anyone else for sure okay and I think this is hard to be honest like I'm
saying it like it's easy okay but this is this literally all comes from ego and
a preservation of success because you are scared that you are losing that
success. But you are doing what you like doing, right? Would you still be doing it if you had a
quarter million followers? 100%. You know about the Hedonic treadmill? No. Okay, I'm going to teach you.
Humans were very elastic. You can change to the environment we're in. If you lost everything today,
you would adapt pretty quickly to that. It would be tough, but you would adapt to it. Okay? Here's
the thing people don't think about. If you become very successful, if you got a million followers,
That feel pretty awesome. You get used to it pretty quick though. And then you want 2 million.
And then we'll have you hit 2 million. And you want 3 million.
There's never a number you're going to hit where you're satisfied. So you need to be satisfied in the process.
You need to be happy with what you're producing. That's all that matters.
Yes, I'm happy. Also, what I will say, it is what you're saying. You had that pretty quickly.
I thought okay come in here like meeting Kai it's a bigger dream. Yes, but it feels pretty normal like you know
It doesn't change anything like it's no it's like rises tomorrow and you wake up all the same
Exactly because that's really like one thing and I thought oh, I'm coming here because like it's crazy
But it's really kind of not you know, it's just the same you adapt first day Wow, but then second third fourth
Hey, and everyone here who's saying you say oh wow is going ungrateful prick because
Because you had an opportunity that millions of people wanted, and you got it.
But you're already getting impacted by the hedonic treadmill, because to you, it's baseline.
This is normal now.
I'm grateful for this.
I'm not saying you're ungrateful.
I'm just saying this is normal.
Yeah, I understand.
And so what I would say is you got to maybe focus less on these analytics, because they
don't think they have.
They're helping you.
Okay.
Your follower count doesn't really matter.
What matters is if the content you're producing is good, and you enjoy doing it.
Is it good?
Oh yeah, you enjoy doing it?
Yes.
Keep doing it.
Okay, and also like a building and community,
that's one thing where it's like,
I feel like, because it's fashion,
like it's two different worlds that have personality content,
there's streamers with like,
200,000 followers gain 100,000 in a post,
just because they get a search engine from community.
Right.
So, but with fashion, the thing is,
you can have one million followers and have 3,000 likes,
there's just no community.
Right.
And then they can be a post,
that gets like 100,000.
So it's like really, you know,
I'm struggling with like building a genuine community. I feel like the first community yes it gains
But like on Instagram. I want you know, like why I want also just personality content is this way strong of communities
Like even like the numbers the six hundred thousand is like you want it on Instagram specifically
Not specifically my teeth are also like I like even I dropped like a lot
I had an account that I pushed that got like a hundred K in a month on the attack
I got bad, but then it stopped me,
like I just thought I knew what kind of an hour I was back.
But I'd say I wanna just build my community
around just everything, so it's more of a better community.
Just how to build community.
That's the way it works.
Ultimately your question is how, I think you're doing it.
I think things just take time.
I feel like you are actively making that step.
I search into personality content and live stream.
So I think you're more frustrated by things
you saw in the fashion industry.
I think you've already made the changes
because of what you were frustrated by.
Maybe you didn't enjoy it.
Maybe it's just like a community, whatever.
You're doing it.
Where is the process?
We're watching it happen live.
In a year, nothing I say matters,
all that matters is that you say consistent.
Stay at it.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
I'll wear the chat back when you say it.
Class over.
You're at 2%.
Woo, battery swap, chat.
That was crazy.
Chat will be right back.
One moment, we're gonna battery swap.
Hello.
Hello, it's your book photo.
Yes.
Yeah, we can bring it back, okay?
Yeah, should we back?
There might be one that was alive, because I got scared and didn't know if it was gonna be like that.
I think that's it.
Um, stretch.
Here you go. Hello?
Are you busy?
Um, I'm doing office hours right now.
Yeah, I'm hurrying.
My chat really wanted me to come back and just reconnect real quick.
real quick. Okay. Oh, sorry. No, no, you're good. You're good. Yes. I just want to stop by and say
hello and thank you for the lesson. Also, I didn't even I couldn't even turn in the homework
because the app doesn't work. The app is some ass. I'll be honest. The app is some ass for
real. But I did take a lot of anti consideration. I saw you also reacted to my video or to
YouTube. I was on me crushed. Yeah, there's really it was really cool. And then a lot of your
your community also like went into my chat and
gave me a lot of reassurance this whole time.
Only thing I'm not taking yet is a break, but it is SU.
I think that's fine at SU.
Yeah, it's only acceptable at SU, but they keep saying,
listen to him, take that break, go to sleep.
I think every single like 10 minutes,
I get to go to sleep.
Have you slept yet?
No.
Okay, maybe they're a little too...
Yeah, okay, well it's two hours of sleep every day,
but I am, I am getting a lot of clips
a lot of work done okay but I mean afterwards I am going to take a full one
day break and then one whole day one whole day no phone I'm gonna do it
sarcasm yeah one day is not that much yeah it is no no no electronics at all I
mean it's just not much in comparison to sleeping two hours for like five days
straight or four days straight or whatever it is I think like a good 16
hour rest can you get it back yeah no I've been I've been spec really easily
Okay, three degrees. I think you're going well so far. It seems are going very
I'm glad to hear it. Yeah, I'm just it's a really good time. I'm trying to make an upset of it.
It feels like a crazy time. What do you do next?
Hoco. I have to... Oh, it's like an hour or something, no?
Yeah, well Hoco already started it ends in like an hour and a half.
But I supposed to go back get ready try to get in some lunch and then go to
Hoco and right after is the fashion show that I'm also gonna be doing.
Yeah, so I'm running around. Good luck today. So yeah, I just wanted to stop by and say what's up reconnect because my chat really
Wanted to okay, and I also want to watch it. Oh
Awesome show such. Oh, thank you
Picture time. All right, where we going? Okay, let's do it
We missed picture day yesterday
Because I was doing the valorant tournament and it's for the yearbook and we're like we're gonna three or something
Like me, Lizzo, and Sketch are some shit. So anyway, super kind. Okay, they offered
for us to get our yearbook photo done today. I think it's gonna be slightly
different than the other pictures because they had like a whole set, so they're
trying to recreate it, but it's very nice. While you do this, I'm gonna switch
lenses. Okay. Do you want to do it right now? Yeah, it should only be like a
Chad, let's swap. One second. One second. Let's swap. Let's swap. Wait, wait, wait. Let better get it out first.
Prepare it. Prepare it. Right here. Right here. I got you.
You gotta take the back off.
Okay, give me the back. Give me the back. You ready? Okay. Pass me the lunch when you're done.
I
Don't blame you for learning bro
Is the backpacks still red? I think it's so off actually. Oh, we're back. We're back. We're back
Yeah, what up y'all
Yeah, I was class today. It was a little different than the last two classes. It was very YouTube focused
But I think that's good cuz
Man some of them are bad, but I forgot something I
Forgot to talk about active team management. Yeah, but I think I'll talk about it tomorrow. That's fine
Because tomorrow's about being a person not just a streamer and so that's part of being a person
Yes, just chilling
That's my phone
I had to hold a pose. Did it crack? Oh no. Damn it!
Did it really?
It's just a small one.
That's not a crack, dude.
That is a crack.
That's a pressure tear.
Dude, yesterday it's 1.30. We stayed up doing a presentation for today's class.
I have a bag with all of my bathroom stuff in it.
I throw it on the counter like this, I go.
And I hear and I forget I have Drake's cologne. I hear boom
Drake's cologne shatters in my bag spills on all of my shit
I'm mopping it up. I smell crazy. I have alcohol burning my fingers
Cam comes over. You know a little spale
Give a little spale goes to sell Christian Christian comes over and smells funny in here
They start cheering me because I had an oopsie-doopsie. There's a moment for the boys
There's a moment of weakness for me. I said you smell delicious, dude
My fingers still smell crazy. If you walk in genuinely a whole night. I'll you tell us hello
I can still smell it on my fingers. I watch my hands like four times since it is what it is
Jeff what's going on right now streamer you what's up?
What's going on right now streamer you chat?
Homecoming what is homecoming?
I don't see any way to dance.
I think it's a spirit thing.
Like, school spirit is what I heard.
Is it a dance?
Well, it sounds like it's only three hours.
People are asking people to, but I don't know if it's...
Yeah, it's funny people are asking people homecoming,
but it's like an hour and a half, and it's daytime.
I think Ty is doing alumni stuff right now.
Oh, the alumni are coming, right?
Today's gonna be hectic.
The World Cup match starts in like 30 minutes, no?
It starts at four.
Oh, four, oh, don't start for a minute.
Holy shit, 15 gifted.
Thank you, Cavo, the bloodless.
The bloodless.
Thank you, Cavo.
Oh, basketball game today?
Basketball game today.
Oh, yeah, it's at 4.30.
It's the same time as the World Cup.
It's the third place game.
Yeah, it is a third place game.
I just want to make sure I'm off it at the store,
so I'm not saying it's the golden booth.
Oh, I think that's the golden booth.
I guess you can get the golden booth.
It's the most gold.
That's a little bit.
Third place match, kind of stupid to get the golden booth.
What if he scores 12 goals?
He look, he deserves it then.
If you got 12 goals, it's kind of awesome.
I know I kind of like it.
I was on your side, but I think I've swapped.
Myers, Gigi, thinking the five gifted.
Ready for me?
Thank you guys again, I really appreciate it.
Of course.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, your book without Professor L.
Do I want a jacket?
A jacket?
What do you guys think?
It's a little oversized.
Jackets in good shape.
But it does have the streamer U-memorabilia.
Oh, did you draw the reference movie?
That's super high.
We don't know what we're doing.
You sure?
The seas are a little long, so I've got to tuck them in.
Don't make fun of me, y'all.
How's the minstrel here?
Make you make fun of my pants.
We're going to do one serious, pointing like this,
and make a trans mile.
And then we're going to do some crazy shit.
OK, OK.
Puzzle on.
OK.
We're going to have this.
Sheriff, we think he's Jackie?
We're sitting on that?
Yep.
My rebel fridge?
He reminds me of mine.
There we go.
Just like that.
That ain't good.
I know we want some animated, good.
So this one's the serious one, no?
Yeah, most serious.
OK.
Maybe I even go top button.
Just top button too much.
Now we keep it chill.
Professor, I'll keep it chill.
Me too.
All right.
Ready?
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was getting into like a mode there.
You just while I animated?
Yeah, that's a good expression.
I feel like I'm a professor.
I'm going to try to fuck my students, but I do that first.
Some people had like props.
They did like nails.
They did like faces.
It's a little hard, but like you can maybe play with your tie.
A prop?
Yeah, I'll just want a tie change.
I think Professor Oak is a professional here.
No, we're good.
3, 2, 1.
I couldn't roll my hands.
Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you again. I'm happy to see it. Do we all get a yearbook?
Yes sir. Oh hell yes. Do I still have my yearbook from junior year? And middle school. Do you
You got the middle school one?
I don't know, I got the middle school one.
Really?
Yeah.
Actually, I think I got an eighth grade one.
That one had such a sick cover.
I have my year-go-sick, but you guys aren't in those ones.
Extra Emily's is.
Really?
Yeah, I get it.
Huh?
I mean, how to tell if it's true.
Oh, true.
Good comps.
You guys want to go to lunch?
Yeah.
Let's get some real food.
Thank you, bro.
I'm not that hungry, but I'm down to get food, you know.
Bro, it's too late, man.
Oh!
Yeah, I still have like a bunch.
I just think probably like two hours of listening to it go
and like swap all the batteries out.
We charge the ones I gave you now.
Hey, what's up?
Have you got a new tip?
I love your class, man.
What do you want to?
I'm just gonna tell you something.
All right, have fun.
I have too many days for homecoming.
I gotta be funny.
Oh, oh, what a life, too many days for homecoming.
Why are you looking at me? I got like eight date lined up
You guys just have office problems right now
Yeah, it's a full day today. I think
We'll go to lunch
You want to see my face on the group channel with a couple of the guys here at SU technically it's office hours
So okay. Oh, it is office hours between one and two called code
We just started where 86 case subs three videos in but we can't upload enough because our editor
Take too long our editors take too long. No, like actually you guys didn't hire enough editors to manage the workload
Oh, right. Why is this your editor's fault? I?
Feel like the expectation you have on the editors maybe exceeds what their capabilities are
Do you talk to these editors? Yeah, but the problem was
Our editor did just ghosted us and then responded like a week and a half later. I was like, oh my bad
I got a little busy and then said the video so we were just sitting on our dicks and waiting
So I think then and I meant to talk about the same class, so I'm glad you brought it up
You're bad at managing your team
Because that wouldn't be that's not appropriate for someone to ghost like that. Yeah, so what'd you do?
We fired him, but now we don't have an editor. Okay, so we're trying to find a new one. Okay. Yeah
And I think you need to make it clear that their main focus should be this channel
How would you pay that editor?
$1,000 a video. Okay. Yeah, I think
Can you, a thousand dollars a video, how many videos are you supposed to do?
One a week.
So you're supposed to do one a week?
Yeah.
That's a lot.
Is it a lot?
Let me see the video for a moment.
You don't fucking YouTube premium?
No, I'm broke.
What do you mean you're broke?
I'm poor.
How many subs you got?
Uh, like 2.7k.
2.7k?
Yeah.
So you're making at least 10, 15k a month?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, we'll just keep going.
I'm gonna just skip that.
So, like, can you explain the shoots of these offline?
Yeah, they're offline.
And, like, all of your recordings?
Yep.
It's like two camera angles.
This is a lot.
Zone shots.
Like, you want an editor to go through all this.
An editor can turn around a video a week
if the video's you at your fucking desktop playing a video game.
This is a full shoot with how many hours of recordings?
Probably, like, six to eight hours.
And how many different cameras?
Two different cameras.
What do you, you don't know anything, do you edit?
No, I actually edited this video
and that was even more POVs
because it was five different insurances.
How long can it take you?
38 hours straight mostly.
38 hours, so is that what you're expecting
from your employees?
I'm just saying, bro, you're like, be reasonable.
You're right, you're right.
So realistically, they could maybe get three videos done.
Maybe they could do every week.
Yeah.
If you're doing a video every week, right, and you're having to churn out
Like I don't know grinding sessions sometimes maybe it's 38. Sometimes maybe it's 58 hours in a week
Yeah, right and look, you know how much you're making you're making 50k a year before taxes out
That's what you paid the guy. You're saying devote to me your life full-time. I'll pay you 50k a year. Yeah
It's kind of fucked up. Yeah
It is so if you want someone all right
Yeah, who does it all and you got to pay them or you get multiple people and their workload is small enough that they can do other work
Because what do you think what was that guy doing?
He was working for someone right. Yeah, why was he doing that?
Because he doesn't make enough from you
No, no, he was working for someone else before us. Yeah, because he doesn't make enough probably from either. Yeah, take multiple jobs
Yeah, you're right. So I'm just saying if you if someone's really good it was he really good. No, he's really yeah
So you should you fucked up
Because you lost something really good. It's not easy to find a good editor. You're not wrong
You could have just poached him for more money. You got an awesome editor
He would have devoted to you all his time his life. He would have crushed it you fucked up
I'm a crumb so now you have to find another editor. Yeah, okay?
You have to try to see if they're good. Yeah, it's give him a reasonable workload
Yeah, and then if they're good you hold on to him and you pay him what they're worth
You know what my editors make?
How much?
Hundreds of thousands.
Hundreds?
With S?
All of them.
Well Ludwig, I don't have hundreds of thousands to give my editors.
I know, but I gave a percent of what the video makes as well.
But then it's a group channel, so it's five of us, so we all only get 20% already.
Group channels are not really going to get you a lot of bread.
I know, it's not for the money.
It's not for the money.
So then what are you mad about?
You're right. I'm an idiot.
Hi, man.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
$1,000 is fucked.
$1,000. It's not bad, but like,
four videos a week?
That's, that has 52k, I guess.
52k video every single week?
48.
No, no, no. It's 52 weeks in a year, Kim.
What?
I've got us 12 months a year,
four times a set, two months, 48, sometimes.
Yeah.
Okay, 1,000 a week.
A month has four weeks ten months is 40,000. There's two extra months until February thousand February is
Kim sometimes months have 30 days or 31 days and so there's five weeks in some months
So think about it
Yeah, he ain't I don't think a thousand is bad by the way, I think a thousand is actually fine. It's just
It's just too much, like it's not enough to go full-time though, so like you'd have to take other work, and those videos are pretty well edited.
I think I looked back, I offered Shake Drizzle $100 an edit, that was my first offer.
I mean you start somewhere.
But also, you know, it's not 8-hour shoots with multiple POVs, like that's a fucking big shoot.
Yeah, we're like 10-hour shoots with like 7 cameras.
Yeah.
No, it genuinely isn't that bad.
Oh my god, it is extra Emily.
That Emily?
What is up?
Hello, how's it going? I'm Professor Al.
Nice to meet you Sarah.
I'm going to introduce you as an excuse for not streaming yesterday.
Professor Al.
To try hiding the fact that I was going to be here for everyone two years ago.
Dang it.
Yeah, they're too smart.
that you'd suddenly not stream along with like 70 other people weird that you
turned off your location so they figured it out but your lesson was great my
common yeah I'm like common I were doing an overhaul for the end of the year we
love that based off of your seminar actually I love to hear some of your goals
later on oh and I would love to tell you are you going to your dorm right now I
am enjoy I'm gonna show them to our dorm and then I'm gonna mingle with
everybody later go ahead and mingle Emily
Hi, Professor L. Is that what they do?
I would be mad at a student.
Emily, how are we doing?
I'm great, Mr. Lander.
Professor Lander, I'd love to see you here.
So I was going to say that I've seen a lot of compliments
about your classes.
Yes.
Congratulations.
Thank you, we've been trying to turn out
some great students from this university.
Are you going to be a good student?
Wait, a student?
Yes.
I'm here to party and throw ruckus
and I'm about to learn shit.
I knew I didn't want these alumni in.
I want my students focused and I feel like you're gonna pull focus away from them
Can I like come into your class with an alarm horn?
If you come into my class, yeah, you can meet these hands
On shoot rock paper scissors shoot. Yeah, you're bad at that. I should know. No, it's pretty obvious
You want to do one more? Yeah, okay? Wait wait wait. Hey, I'm thinking I'm just a paper
Yes, and you just and so you're probably thinking of switching it up
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
But you wouldn't win a third.
Okay, ready?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
You're right. I didn't win a third.
And that's why you showed up to class.
Bye, Professor L.
Easy.
Oh my God, so these are all the alumni.
from streamer you last year he's gonna make my life fucking hell all these
people are here to fuck about they're here to fuck about cause ruckus and get
expelled they're the drama of streamer you campus
oh my gosh damn it and it's hot as shit I'm not ready for this huh yeah I did my
class today I'm going to lunch
I've got to put on the glasses.
What do you mean?
Because you said W-I-D-E-O low key about eating lunch.
Yeah, but it's like-
Why is that a low key W-I-D-E-O?
That's a daily activity.
Do you have a metal ray of band-gloss?
I have not got one.
What is it?
A metal ray of band-gloss.
Oh, are you getting it for free?
Yeah.
All right, that's easy.
We're going to make you a bottle of water.
We also have everything inside the mirror.
So you can put on the glasses.
I've used these many times.
Oh, perfect.
So you just say, hey, metal, spot recording.
Okay.
And then you can sign and we'll get you a bottle of water.
Okay.
And then you can sign and we'll grab your glasses.
Do you want me to record it?
Yes, please.
Someone point me to the boys' bathroom.
Sorry.
Let's just sign the wall.
But seriously.
Okay.
classes. Thank you. I don't want to look at that footage guys. Go to the box bear. We've
got a third pair. How are we going y'all? This is really good one to pair with. Okay,
that's it. Hey, free Professor LTD. That was a sponsored deliverable right? They're giving
free meta in exchange for recording this and they have all the shimmy u
students so if you make a joke about being a predator they can't use the
footage anymore and guess what I just got free fucking glasses w little tip
for me to y'all
I'm sorry, I thought you were in a cutscene, I didn't want to cutscene, I was too busy for y'all.
Okay, then we have a question.
Yes, true. Well, not me, but...
Oh, yeah, no, there's another.
We're trying to get, like, you know, she got jumped by Suburbebe, and I've got things stolen from me,
but you won't give it back. Do you have any advice for, like, trying to get stuff back?
Trying to get stuff back.
Or how to get people back?
Don't get it back. Let's get even.
Okay?
Right? But I won't lie. We're a little ill-quits.
Yeah, we're trying to find another water gun.
So we have to get strapped or get someone who is strapped?
Mm-hmm.
Where are you guys going right now?
We're trying to get strapped.
We're going to go to the guidance council right now.
That's where you guys are going to go.
Oh! Okay!
The guidance council, you're ready to take care of you.
Mm! Okay!
Right now. Let's go. He's in his office.
Thank you so much.
Think about it. You're ready. You have to know.
Loves helping people.
Great guy.
That's what I thought about dude my thighs are touching each other. I wish I had a thigh gap
I like you've been braiding against each other. You know why that is right wait
You guys are fucking assholes like bro everyone else makes a camera and shut the fuck up I chat with y'all
Hey, what's up, Professor XL?
Yeah, what up?
You didn't show up to class I was at your class yesterday. You were in my class today
Today's the day I checked the roster today's class about YouTube and your YouTube channel could use some work
It could yeah, but you missed the class really? Yes
Today yes every day is a different class. I teach them new every day. You think I teach the same shit
No, they're lazy I do different shit every day, and I thought you could have used it
No, man, you miss my class and do your water gun. I heard you a beat with me
Yeah, I heard that too.
His channel is actually pretty good.
I kinda lied.
It's not like the best, but it's really not bad.
You know, it does the job.
It could be bigger.
Like for how big he is on other platforms, but...
I don't know if I have that much advice.
Damn, it's hot!
How damn nuts and balls!
Morning!
Sorry, thank you.
Please, please, please, please.
I cannot. I cannot.
Please, please, please, please.
Five, five, five, five, five, five, five.
The man is mine, yes.
Fucking cracked. I cracked.
There's a line behind me and I cracked.
Are we doing chillin'?
Hey, get a show to watch!
Oh, a little bitrate, L-bitrate.
Maybe it's that whole cutscene.
So we just held up everyone for nothing.
Oh!
Hello!
Hi, how are you?
I'm Professor L.
I'm Skye, very nice to meet you.
Skye, can I ask you a question?
Yes.
Why didn't you go to my class today?
That's why you went kind of home in the office.
It was at noon?
at noon today today oh cuz we have cheer practice and stuff at noon yeah
Markels won't you at noon yes I'm gonna talk to Markel then yeah you can ask him
I've been with this guy's it's true because I will look back in your
shim and I'll be hurt I'll be hurt if you go ahead our routine is not together
so we're gonna figure things out like homecoming and your share
not even homecoming just vote the chair
performance tomorrow because it's trust me it's not
I had a great class for you too you did it was all on YouTube it was on
YouTube well can I come to your class tomorrow and I've been looking at your
YouTube and yes you've only posted twice in two years I know I know it's
really bad you'd be a great youtuber I know and I think you should be talking
other time it's okay for you not me I was excited ever in my class
It is what it is
So she walked by she was like standing right down the hallway and then walked away walked away at what time?
It's like 12 cameras. You walk away. Oh god
damn it
Truth comes out
The salmon bits were awesome.
Those salmon bits were spectacular.
Let me do the salmon bits and the-
It was spectacular.
The cigarettes.
Hopefully there's another tray maybe.
More chicken.
Get that protein in.
Got you.
What do you say if you want food, Cam?
Please?
Okay.
And you're gonna be nice.
That's perfect.
Yeah, some rice would be great.
Thank you.
Me want meat fun.
Yeah, I would love...
Well, I don't want it fried. I'll do the brussel sprouts
Yeah
Like three more brussel sprouts
So much
Perfect
What I'll be right
You can close up the camera with me and then go get your food.
I'm gonna come up and go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna get this guy out of here.
Let's try to get out of here. I think it's bad.
They're out of damn force.
What do I do about the force situation?
Hey, man.
What's up, man?
Hey, nothing. How's it going?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but this is how it is.
I actually wanted your tape. You didn't talk about it for any class?
I actually wanted your tape.
Yeah, let's go on tape.
No, I really wanted to answer this I will say right now
I am running like a stupid amount of hours that I know is unhealthy like I know
Advancing my career. Yeah, like you genuinely think that
Polishing around is like useless. I mean it is useless. Okay. Can I ask you a question?
What is this ball machine around me ball machine is like when you're streaming?
Like you're streaming the bullshit. I guess yeah bullshit streaming. What is the word come from?
I made it up, but it's like a filler word.
You can put it like that, but I'd say it's banished, so like...
Is it a waste of your time?
I don't think so, because I feel like I'm streaming for...
Not for the people, but like I'm streaming to be there.
I stream shit, I would like,
don't do shit with my friends.
It's not necessarily content.
It's like doing shit with my friends,
or maybe putting up a game or something like that.
How many hours do you stream a month?
Is this your check?
Yeah, the time is about past two to...
Chad, how many hours do you stream a month,
like a day or a month on average?
Let's get it let's get it on higher like ever since like the 300 plus is that right?
I think the past two and a half years.
Is that genuinely?
I know, I know.
I think that's genuinely one of the dumbest things we could ever do.
And this is about, it's not dumb in the sense that yes people appreciate it.
Yes, you make more money.
It's just a waste of your time.
It's less efficient.
And I think, you know what I think every time I go live?
I hope this isn't a waste of the viewer's time.
And sometimes, polishing out of a waste.
Like, I'm sure there's some, like, segments in there that are, like, funny.
Good, but some are, like, badly made, right?
Like, every time you went live, it was some pretty cool shit.
And they knew that that's what would happen.
When I go to UB Stream, oh, it's gonna be lit.
As opposed to, when I go to UB Stream, I know who's live.
Do you think that's like at the same time because this is my or not my argument
But this is what I always thought because right now I think I still haven't made it
I'm trying to I'm building my foundation. Yes, I'm trying to community
Do you think like me me showing up every game is me pretty much saying like no
Okay guys, you know me I'm creating that face because I'm gonna be here a certain hour and they know it's gonna be after a long time
That's what that's my life much could be stood. Yeah, but first off. They're not watching the whole stream
Some are most are they got shit going on. So you have a different cycle people going in
Here's an issue. I think you're having specific. This is a problem
You have that you have to choose if you want to change it
Do you want to be the big guy that people go to?
Or do you want to be the guy that people go to after the streamers done?
You can go to the website and make the going for just like whoever their streamer is
Okay, maybe it's Jason, maybe it's Shroud or it's whoever and then when that stream is offline
they go to whoever else is online and right now what you're filling the gap is the you're there before and after they're done.
You're there. You want to be there or do you want to be what they come for?
It's up to you. Both work. And by the way, if you're a phenomenally successful streamer, you make a full ton of money,
You can do what you've been doing. It will work. It will work for years to come.
It will be full of time. But if, like, personal ambitions you want to be the show,
then you have to put on a show. And bollishing is not the show.
People are not going to put down their work to be like,
Yeah, let me watch Yu-Gi bollish. They're going to say,
Let me watch, you know, maybe this two to four hour crazy stream,
or maybe more exciting than playing that more coffee stream.
But did I go a lot?
There's an expectation that something good is going to happen.
Because I know it was hit.
I'm not a thousand percent a batter.
But, like, I'm still trying to make, like, a good segment
and not waste people's time.
And when I say waste people's time, I mean, like, filler content.
Do you like watching filler episodes in anime?
I don't know.
So why are you making filler content on stream?
But, again, it's literally because both work.
No, I know, I know.
No, it's literally your personal ambition, okay?
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Uh, I gotta go pee-pee.
Y'all hold it down for me?
Yeah.
Alright.
Here, pee.
I don't have any time to talk to you.
No, thank you.
I'm a logger here.
Okay, I am.
I'll go with you.
We'll just make it right here.
So you don't want to spill the food.
It's all a fight! It's all a fight!
It's all a big fight!
It's all a fight!
Give me a little water, man.
I'll leave right now.
I grabbed the lemon slice
You want to squeeze it for you?
I'm so much harder with one hand
I'm stuck in the cup
I'll just put it in the cup and then I get lemon in the cup
Sometimes the seed gets in
And it's a little bit, this machine's always out
There you go to Coke Zero
Dude, why is the cup sticky?
Thanks dude.
Strong suit.
Not even touching.
Thanks dude.
Music
Ever experience?
What happened?
They're just moving so much.
I think they said it's fine in here. It's just in the cafeteria.
I need a person to back.
I'm so hungry man!
What? I'm hungry!
You're hungry!
Yeah!
I'm hungry!
How old is Christian?
He's 41.
I haven't seen him in a while.
He's a little young.
I don't know if it's true.
I know it's true.
I've never seen him in a while.
I clearly look like a young scribe, 24-year-old, and that's what I'm mad at.
No, he's young, he's 22.
Me and one met when I was 5 and he was 14.
We became best friends.
He's visiting the elementary school and he took a lot of interest in me.
That's not true.
That's real warm.
Have you guys liked Strimmer University?
Has it been fun?
Not like what?
Like I think he's good with the press play, but
he's hitting it a lot better than I thought he was.
Yeah, he's kind of cooking.
I was questioning why he came at first, but it turned out a lot better than I thought.
He really just does that.
Sometimes he knows what he's doing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a full-time old employee.
For years to come.
I guess I'll see you at home.
He wants me to get fired.
That's the only goal.
You must be a good fighter, that's the only goal.
You get one more tip to tip, man.
That's your hat.
Can you change it up to be a cameraman?
No, I like two years ago.
I have like my gamer name, but it was just probably Cam.
So I just went by Cam instead of like my online Xbox
username.
Sex Endo for last night.
No.
Yeah, nothing about it.
That's what it looks like.
You're gonna replace it?
I believe in you.
What's something embarrassing about getting fooled around?
The question is, what do you think of this game?
Let me think on it.
The food's great.
You already know his chef, we did get like an anime nosebleed after his first kiss.
That's a classic.
I feel like he's already shared every embarrassed moment of his life.
He just doesn't have shame.
He's kind of impressive.
He's got a lot of embarrassing moments.
He's not gay. Yeah, no, definitely not.
Definitely not.
Have I ever tried to tell you he's an athlete chat?
It's not for so much that.
We made Marcy's soccer because we were friends. That was the only reason.
And he's funny. He's a good benchmower.
I really kept the vibes up.
Dude, he's probably pretty good.
You think Marcy's pretty good?
Hey, Brazil.
Here's a number two bench.
Like, one 10 for four.
Oh my god
He's back. I'm back bro. This is a nightmare to get back here
Dude these alumni are problems
I'm walking to the bathroom. There's a guy sprinting away
One of the students and there's these two alumni running after in prison uniforms
They go for a full-out tackle like football tackle. How you doing?
I can say what's up my students.
I'm Ludwig, it's nice to meet you.
You're the rich one.
Yes, I'm the rich professor.
I've seen you on a reality show.
I'm a winner.
You are.
I watch that show.
Is that nice being married?
I love you man.
I'm engaged myself.
No.
Tapes.
They get a little annoying sometimes.
Being married to Drusky or being married in general?
Being married in general.
Okay.
Yeah, it's confusing.
What about it?
Because you know when you're married, you gotta like, you know, for, you know, to death
for, you know, to death to a sport.
So you gotta step on the bullshit that come with it.
Yeah, because it's still death.
And that's a long time away.
You know me?
Yeah.
And I ain't dying no way at no time, so so.
Yeah.
There was so much bullshit that he comes here.
That is what it is.
One of you in my class, I haven't seen you in class yet.
I haven't seen you in my class yet.
What class is that?
How to get lucky.
You didn't even give me that.
They gave you that?
No.
100% gave you that?
No.
You know where my list is.
Hold up, hold up.
Go back.
That's my homework I sent out.
You didn't do my homework, I sent you.
I'll do it right now.
Would you?
Yeah.
It's up to you.
I'm going to do it right now, because I still want to get better.
I would love to grade you.
Thank you.
That'd be awesome.
Okay.
You'll grade to meet you?
Likewise.
You'll have your homework.
I'll do my homework.
20 minutes.
All right, appreciate it.
What's my name?
Pippo.
But my real name is Charisma.
Charisma?
Yeah.
Ludwig.
19 years old.
Nice to meet you.
That's Charisma.
I watched Could Have Been Love.
It's a good show
She really did win it
Oh my gosh, dude
Yeah, but yeah
The alumni are here now from streaming 2025. Their whole thing is causing chaos
Is server 2026 sprinting away?
full-out body tackle
Gets shaking spins
It's his head on a sign breaks the sign
down for like five minutes
I don't know what's going on, bro
Also, you see the mr. Keem's live
Mr. Keem is roommates of BA
BA ripped that Pokemon card. That was mr. Keem's Pokemon card, right?
Guess what happens yesterday?
Mr. Keem
Get some in the dead. Yup. Yup. Yup. Get some in the chokehold. Real. All drama, no fake.
We got this.
V.A. goes like this.
Boom, boom.
And then Mr. Keen gets me in the headlock.
He'll touch you.
Boom, man's head like that.
Fuck, put you down.
And that's a hard guy to get to that point.
Yeah.
That's how the type of guy you think would get to that point.
It took you a break.
This is definitely good.
I like whole back.
Not as good as I thought it would be.
You want it?
It's a lot sweeter than I'd like.
It looks better than it tastes for sure.
It's not soy sauce.
We're going to go back to the dorm, we're going to take attendance, and then we're going
to do a recap of things that we missed, and then we're going to the basketball game.
I need to ask him to perform my streamer awards.
She's like busy bro.
She's also got her lunch. She wants to go eat. I'll wait for her to sit and now...
Hey, before you eat, I have a question. I'll wait for her to eat, bro.
Give me a moment.
That way.
How's it going?
Chilling.
Want to chill here?
Come sit.
Oh, big moment.
I got you.
This is a damn good month.
They're doing really well.
By the way bro, and we're gonna talk about it in class tomorrow, bro, some streamers
are embarrassing.
We were here for dinner really late last night, like after they closed the cafeteria so all
they have was some Zaxby's, and the amount of shit that people leave out, like they have
an automatic conveyor belt where you put your plates and then there's a dishwasher back
there that cleans them all off and cleans them.
They just leave everything on the table.
They leave massive spills on the table.
People just leave shit everywhere.
It's mind-blowing.
Bro, look!
Just pay it over.
It's happening.
Not a lot of respect.
I don't want to.
I need one.
Cleaners.
They're cleaners.
They're really cleaners.
They lose one for the cleaners.
Maybe they want to snack on the dishwasher.
I only get one Brussels sprout, what a treat!
Sorry I'm looking out on these things.
I think people are just a bit self-absorbed as streamers, you.
Those are all streamers, and all of them are going viral right now.
And it feels awesome to go viral.
Yeah, everyone's over here screaming.
Chad, I haven't picked you up, but I'm going to pick a few people to go to streamer you.
Who are some people that you think would be good?
It's not a guarantee I grab them.
Jess, someone's gonna streamer you.
We're gonna streamer you.
That is promo.
Good job, bro.
I don't really follow you.
We got to figure it out tomorrow
Y'all didn't even play one piece trading card game yesterday
I was sleeping.
You both slept.
Who?
Me.
You're talking about me like I had free time.
Take a look at that bro.
Me with my sleepy little kittens.
Me with my sleepy little kittens chat.
I mean there was a three hour window ticket.
There was a three hour window ticket.
I got some clothes and see what I'll show you later.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of, I was on me, I'm seeing, I saw some Yu-Gi, Isabella Grace,
Jason
Jason I don't know Jason's gonna get to do that after check
He did show up today
He actually did not take a good point. He did show up to two classes
Most of you I think about it
Damn, poor cameraman.
The cameraman is boarding with a plate of food and someone bumped over his cup of water
and you can film it because it's just on the ground now.
Because he just spilled a bunch of water and then threw the cup on the ground.
Alright, we got a game plan today.
I can't be talking to the camera man.
Can't be fraternizing.
I know but it lets them think that they're human.
He's actually pretty nice.
He's pretty nice.
I'm not doing it.
All right, we have a game plan tonight, Chad.
I'm a pretty straight edge as Professor Al.
But I don't really make enough as a teacher.
I really don't, bro.
Like as a professor, sure as a content creator,
I make a bit of money, enough to get by, okay?
But as a teacher, I don't make shit.
What up?
I'm me. Why?
I'm making good money this year.
What?
I can't argue that.
You didn't learn anything in my class today?
I did.
Didn't I make up for it?
I did.
Have a seat. Have a seat, man.
You know what? Good fuck up.
I did learn though. I did enjoy the class.
You liked it?
Yeah, not for a pro.
What you gonna do today?
You're going to the basketball game?
Yeah.
The story of the story.
What's that?
You know, the girls' back, the town.
So, you know, I've already been mad on this path for a few days.
I don't know if they're not going to make it any better.
I see.
If you want to make a little money, you can come on my place tonight.
I'm going to do some change for a change.
No, that's not a more sexual than it meant to come across.
What the fuck let's just say I have
Sorry about that illegal gambling operation
You gotta be quiet about it
And it definitely wasn't professor L. He's running. I don't know who's running
You want to make a little money though. I'll let you know.
You don't hear about it.
I hear shit. Have a good one.
I plan to make money.
Run a Blackjack Casino operation at Streamer U.
Think about it.
The odds of Blackjack favor the bank.
Who's got a bigger bank than this guy?
I get streamers to come.
They're all excited to play Blackjack.
Guess who's winning the most?
The person with the best odds.
We're going to run our legal operation tonight.
Really?
It's just to try to scrape by as a teacher in this fucked up world.
All right?
I'm still a professor, but you know,
professors got to make a little more off-top.
The way it's going to work is they'll bet gifted subs.
I give them three bets.
They give it as much as they would like,
up to 100 gifted each bet.
It needs to pay out after the three bets
whether they win or lose.
Bang. Easy.
That way I can't get Martin Gales.
That is illegal?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
It is an extracurricular activity that I am teaching about the dangers of gambling.
By showing them how much they could lose if they were to gamble.
It's super cute.
And there's no rake at this, there's no rake. It's just a one-on-one bet.
Hi, I'm Professor L.
Oh, yes!
It's about for the guys roughly to meet you. I wanted to bring up an idea.
Okay.
Just to let it matriculate. It's not an idea you need to act on.
Okay, matriculate.
Have you heard of Streamer Awards?
Yes.
my fiancee one, and I think it would be excellent
if she does too, if you would consider just an idea,
perhaps possibly performing at the streamer awards
as an idea, and this is just for matriculation purposes.
December, usually.
OK, OK.
It's proud.
I'm down.
OK.
Yeah.
Really?
You're just down.
I'm down.
The matriculation's over.
You're just down?
I'm just proud, I'm bad.
You can tell your dad. Okay, that's cool.
Oh, good one.
Yeah, I love a hug. That's awesome.
Oh, you can tell him too.
Yes, thank you.
Uh, you can contact me.
I'll reach out to people.
I'm in the street.
Okay.
I operate in there.
All right.
Okay.
Let's go!
I do that!
Fuck, yes!
I'm done.
It's November.
I panicked. I was stressed.
Close enough.
I think she's just worried that it was really soon. It's far enough away.
I got a fire in the streets.
Well, I'm going to be running the streets in a little bit
with my operation.
Do we have the deck of cards?
What's going on?
What are the decks of cards?
4 decks.
Not good enough.
4 clean decks.
How are they done?
If they have poker chips, it'd be great.
Yeah.
Poker chip, yeah, Walmart, poker chips, decks of cards.
If they have those little green visors,
two of them, three of them would be great for all of us.
You know the green visors they do?
You want to talk about it?
Look at the green visor.
The green visor.
We need green visor, we need poker chips,
we need four decks of cards.
Maybe a lawyer
Just on retainer though. It's not illegal of nobody snitches. It's not illegal straight up
No, no, because it's not all I'm doing is I'm doing one-on-one bets with friends and
We're using blackjack as the game to do that's it. There's no rake. It is a one-on-one bet with friends
That is totally
It just happens that I have the house edge.
But, yeah.
Jason!
Hey, hey, teach.
How's it going on, teach?
I've been thinking a lot about a lot of the bike sharing days.
And I was wondering, how have you been doing in your other classes?
waking up early, four hours, making every single class on time, sometimes even earlier.
You make it every class?
Yeah.
Straight up.
Every class.
Put it on QT.
Like, like, okay, sometimes I'll not skip, but like, go to another class to learn.
To be honest, it's going to be important in this moment, because I'll look back.
Okay.
And my chat will tell me.
Honestly, it's going to be real important.
I'll be honest.
Can you show up to my class twice, which I appreciate it.
Yes.
But what class did you miss?
I missed Hootie's class, to go to your class.
Today.
Can you get a picture?
Please.
I got you.
Sorry, Jason.
I want you to think real honestly.
When I come back, I want the exact truth of every class.
Every class later missed.
And you spilled something right there.
look at that boom and that's another lesson
okay
what I'll make every single class or I've had to do it's like I skip hoodies today
because I'm learning your class because I've been like in your class like I
I should have learned. Me and Puddy are already boys, you know what I mean?
So it was the only Puddy's class that you skipped your class?
One of those. This one. I also skipped one.
I'm making it up because she wants to make a song with me.
Wait, wait, you skipped it when?
Yesterday. I got one while I was doing it for class.
Any other classes?
Um, raised class. I didn't leave early because I had my two-peak rest.
Not early.
Right. What do you mean you said?
Okay, but I was there early.
All right.
That's all I need.
So, do I get the letter?
Thank you for talking to me, man. I appreciate it.
It's great.
It's a great channel, man.
I'm laying it in here.
See you later, man.
Are you serious?
Have a good one, bro.
anything today. It's all tomorrow. I appreciate the honesty and the information.
Are you gonna announce it on stream?
Yeah.
You're gonna be in class?
Yeah, yeah, I'll do my final class and then after I'll be announcing it.
There'll be a moment. You'll hear about it or you won't. Either way.
I'll probably get updates. I'll get updates as much as I can.
You'll find out.
Every moment.
Find out.
Thank you, Ludwig.
I think for Jason chat here's my idea I'm gonna talk to the three professors
classes he skipped to ask their recommendation and if they say no it's a
no you know I'm saying like if booty says yeah you should invite him then I
wouldn't invite him I would trust the judgment of the other professors I'm
I'm masturbating right now.
What?
Help him.
Again.
Alright.
Again.
I know.
Let's go back.
Let's go back, let's go desktop.
I think the game's at 430.
Basketball game?
Chad, when's the basketball game?
You guys know, right?
Just leave the place, it gives a shit.
What the fuck.
What do you think that's all for?
Is that your lunch?
Yeah, it's yours.
Bro, that is a Chuck E. Cheese ass lunch.
Thank you, and looks like it is from Chuck E. Cheese.
That was a couple of those at Insult.
Yummy! I love Chuck E. Cheese!
Bye!
Ray, why you sad?
Okay, so, my whole job this weekend was to get Lizzox to perform at
two university makeup for cutie helping me with my presentation,
and I heard that you asked her.
Yeah, she said yes.
I know this is really good.
That's great.
But now, I need something new to give cutie.
I have something you can give me and I'm a fiance with C.
Okay, what?
Jason and me.
Yes?
What's your estimation of?
Estimation of what?
Him, his character.
Um, like in the old aspects?
Yeah.
I always thought I was trying to do you.
What were your thoughts?
I think he's a solid like, I'm not a 10.
Really?
Yeah, he hosted a boxing thing, got arrested.
He left your class early, did that bother you?
He came the first day.
But he had to leave early because the internet was so bad the first day and I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Like, he also, he already knows everything I'm teaching.
Like, my classes were news, and I don't see them.
So, I think he's been doing a good job.
Why?
You think he's bad that he split my class?
I'm seeing who I want to invite to stream games.
And we did three professors classes, so I'm asking them how they feel about me.
Because he went to my class, but I don't want to just be a good student for me for four
of them ladies.
I want to be a good student all the time.
You know what?
I can make some fun of my class tomorrow.
You can get mad at a 10 out of 10.
That's enough.
I think it's been through a great honestly.
All right.
I appreciate that.
You have Ron and Jason.
Now Ron is not part of Schreiber Youth.
Oh, I see.
Ron is part of Schreiber Games also.
Hey Jason!
Hey, are you making fun of me?
Are those glasses recording me? You have to tell me yourself.
Yeah.
These are prescription.
I'm a sovereign citizen.
He asked me what I would be doing.
Where's the restroom?
I just looked nice on you.
Those are prescription.
I give you nine out of ten.
You're looking live.
Yeah, so your performance here.
And he said, are you sure?
Hold up, I gotta talk to Grootie.
And I was like, yes, he's doing a job.
So I think you're the first one.
I got a question for you, what do you think about Jason?
I think so, at least more than half.
As a person, character wise, as a student, what do you think?
He's getting my class, it's terrible.
Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen him.
How did that make you feel?
I'm a bad, I was like man, I really want to connect with Jason.
I'm inviting a few students to Schumer games. Jason wants to go. He skipped your class. What do I do about that? You think that's fair?
If you're like, he can't take nothing serious. He can't come to Schumer University to respect it. He's not on time. He skipped classes.
But then he wants to be a part of another thing. How can you trust him to participate in the game?
That's a good point.
If he didn't participate in the curriculum, that's a really good point.
It doesn't make any sense.
is risky because someone else could have took that spot that you alluded him to get
or shimmy him.
Because there's a limited number.
There's a limited number.
Oh, a lot of weight.
I missed my fight.
Oh, a lot of weight.
I couldn't find where to...
I thought it was a different sport.
Like, you can't trust it.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
That's fine.
Yeah, man.
100 percent.
That was bad. That was bad for Jason. That was a nightmare review for Jason. Jason's
going to have to have a talk with Rudy. Because that was a nightmare reviewer. That is like
bro, teacher comes back so I spoke to the sub. Turns out you guys were not treating
him that's tough all right we need to touch elizabeth but jason's right there
I feel like that make her bias no I feel like she'd be nice I want because
I feel like she's going to be biased, we'll wait.
All they're doing is tick tock.
We'll just chill in the background while they do the tick tock.
Hey, you know what? Good Samaritan badges, let's earn them.
No one can clean up in this joint.
We're going to have to do it.
Clean up in this joint
We could be heroes if just for one day
Damn pledging the building love pledge
Damn.
I guess I'm a good freaking guy.
Yes.
Wait.
What would you want?
I think she just gave her a peck on the cheek.
She, the fucking...
She loves him.
What is it?
I'm ready for it.
What is it, Isabella?
Are you about to hit the Lutty?
Was that actually it?
Wait, hold on.
That was tough.
He was my stream against application.
It was rough.
Oh, we gotta follow him.
She's walking.
They're hand-in-hand, bro. The fix is in.
She loves Jason, bro.
You're not gonna be going to make a song right now.
But who do you fucking hate?
We have a golden carbohydrate!
Hey!
How are you doing?
Can I ask you a question about your peers?
Oh, of course.
How do you feel about one of...
I guess the students, actually, as a director.
How do you feel about Jason Malone?
Um, he's good.
Is he a good egg?
He's a good egg.
Do you really believe that?
There's a tone.
He can be suspicious.
He can be suspicious?
Yeah.
Give him a rating maybe,
one for ten,
depending on the best food family he is.
Well, he is,
I'll give him an eight.
Eight's really good.
Sometimes I'll be confused.
Uh huh.
Am I good?
Yeah.
But, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll give him eight.
What do you do?
Well, he wants to go to shimmer games.
But,
He attended my classes. He skipped some other professors classes.
So I want to know what he's like when he's on brown nose.
He thinks he's bigger than a person.
Sometimes I feel like he's just acting nice in front of me, but in front of other people he's different.
Because he wants to cheer me against anybody.
But what are his true intentions?
You know, he likes to click some views.
He likes to click some views?
He likes lots of clicks. He likes lots of views.
So I'll say, he's not a terrible egg. He's like an egg yolk.
He's like an orange.
Okay, a lot of cholesterol, a lot of fat.
Yeah, he's like an egg yolk.
But he's still an egg.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I appreciate that.
Other than that, I might watch out because on the scale of most eggs, Jason's cracker.
He's cracker?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
He'll be giving it out and I'm kidding.
Aren't he?
Are those eggs so both crackable?
Yeah.
We'll hear this.
Are you kidding?
I don't know.
Thank you. I'll see you around.
Liz, I've got a quick question for you about Jason the Wien.
Yes.
What do you think about him?
Like, what's your assumption of his character?
Here's the thing.
I'm really, maybe I'm a really good sense of character.
We're terrible because everyone that I think is sweet,
And it's very confusing to me because I think that Jason's a sweetie pie.
He's a sweetie pie.
Yeah, I did not think he learned how to play guitar yesterday in like five minutes.
I think he did.
I think he took up the tabs.
Just to help her.
Yeah.
And I was like, you've got to have a hard goal to do something like that.
But you miss your clubs.
It's okay.
I miss my clubs.
I was fucking late.
I had a lot of shit going on.
So I don't judge nobody if they make it to my class or not.
to my personal matter.
There's people running around with milk cartons and guns
and there's jail birds running around
and the cat in the hat, like, if you can't make it to class,
I'm telling you, like, it's hot as fuck.
Like, I don't wanna stress nobody out.
You don't judge them all that.
I don't judge them.
I think he's a sweet guy.
Me and him need to make a song together.
I don't know where you went, but.
Me, him, and Ron.
Oh, you're making sexual part two, I heard.
Yes.
That's gonna be awesome.
I'm just don't know how we're doing that.
Yeah.
We're doing it with some pain.
I'm inviting some students to streamer games, which is an event I'm doing next month, and
he really wants to go to it.
What?
Perfect!
Well, he's been attending my classes, but he's been skipping other professors' classes,
and I want to reward good students.
So I'm trying to see his character when he's not brown-nosed with me, you know?
Because he acts different around me because he wants them in.
He's really nice to me, but I'm also mean.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're speaking laser.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
Well, it still matters. You're in for matters.
Yeah.
It's not like everyone's chasing the weed in your mind, right?
Yeah.
But some people are probably lower.
No, you're in for the floor.
Oh, that's the floor.
No, there's no floor. Everyone's in the same room.
Everyone's equal. Everyone's equal.
No one's been bad given that interaction?
No.
I thought you were all in the same room.
I won't say bad, but I will say they were off focus.
Okay.
And they were a little off-taxed.
But once I realigned them to their task,
and once I got them to focus on us.
Oh, they got it.
But Jason was never off-taxed.
Jason was never like this.
So when we did stay together, and I just
thought that was really sweet, I think he's a sweet person.
Yes.
But I think everyone's sweet.
That's my problem.
I think he's the perfect candidate.
OK.
That's what I mean, that's what we're going to review.
Yeah, how do you have any bad students?
Yes.
I've kicked people off.
Okay, why is everyone having a hard time but me?
You're Lizzo.
Even Yara was like, she was like, my class, man!
They're gonna sit down.
Yeah.
I'm like, in my class, everyone's quiet.
They're open, they're receptive, they're sharing.
You're using.
It's emotional.
People are like learning and learning in my class.
They're hugging, crying.
They're like, yes!
They're crying?
Yes!
No tears.
No, my class is fired.
Oh, we're different.
Yes!
What's your class tomorrow?
3 o'clock?
I'll be there.
Yeah!
Really?
Which one's your class?
It's a secret day.
Now?
No.
No, 20 minutes.
20 minutes.
Tomorrow!
My class is at noon today.
Oh, 3 o'clock.
Alright, I'll go to my class.
Oh, thanks.
I'll be there tomorrow.
Tomorrow at 3 p.m.
I'll be there.
Which one's your class?
Noon.
Oh, so you're looking at slapsies.
Slapsies.
Slapsies?
Okay.
Maybe I'll come to yours.
Which one's your class?
not just a streamer.
You see, that's what mine is all about too.
Everything is about who you are, not what you do.
Oh, I could pop in and give a little lecture.
Give you a little Hannibal Lecture.
Maybe don't outshine me. You'd be better than me.
You'd be better than me.
Then I won't come.
Because then they want me to stop talking and you to keep talking.
If I'm shining, as the sun is, I don't know.
It would reflect like the moon.
Well, I'm singing my own song. Very embarrassing.
W is up. Okay, give me a hug.
You should probably your class. Okay. All right. I'll see you in class. Come on. See ya
I'll check it bro
I didn't clap you on something, but we aren't able to understand it. Later on you already know. Yeah, you already know get that lesson
No, seriously, really?
You give me lessons
You said never again, of course
Yes
Yes, bro. Yes, when it's love when when when
Love is love man. It's love. It's love. Well anytime though really let me know. All right. I'll be around
Don't do that. Okay. I'll be
We're gonna be in about
2032
30 like 832 p.m. Military time. No the year the year
probably a life let's meet them okay six years it's so far from that what you
didn't say the month or date in 2032 that's like 365 days that it could be in
the year is he like a Canadian doctor you can't reach until 2032 what do we
doing here it wouldn't be that long and fix my form right pretty hold on I
can't my hand hurts from tapping my hand my hand to ass hurts we can't go
on the stairs because there's a line and you can't lay me up really what I was
I was a lion.
Oh, you didn't talk to her yet?
No!
Because I'm shy and so I was like...
You're fucking donkey, right?
I thought you talked to her.
Yeah, but like, okay, and then, like, she was...
You were in the conversation.
She said, I'm walking away.
I was like, I think she wants to go.
But like, I'm trying to ask her about it.
Ooh.
Yeah, it's a good idea, right?
You showed her a class tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it tomorrow.
I asked her to be out to class.
Yeah.
That's easy.
You know where she'll be.
You can corner her.
I know.
I'm gonna corner her tomorrow.
I didn't do that.
I didn't do that. You just wanted to listen on your like weights. Oh, how'd you do that? White male confidence
He's better than me white male confidence times two
So I just need to be a white male
No, I can't do it because like I'm ready part two favors. I've already heard two favors with her a third. I'd be pushy
That's a 40, that's a 40 sign, that's not a 40 sign.
It's a 40.
Wait, who has kind eyes?
You do need kind eyes.
You want it?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you, man. I appreciate that.
Oh, God, man.
I guess I have to say nice.
I was gonna say, I'm kind of doing it.
You're literally the same.
You're like Hazel, you're a little lighter than me.
Sorry.
What do you mean?
I was like, okay.
You're kidding me.
Huh?
I didn't agree with you about that.
That's it.
He has to go home tomorrow.
The bathroom's full player.
Yes, she said no.
Obviously.
Okay.
Why, obviously.
What do you mean, bro?
Why?
It's just a matter of yesterday.
And so you were just going for the...
What? I missed something.
You said no, you rejected me.
Really?
Yeah.
It's like, you guys are very funny, you got it?
Why are you guys in someone homecoming then?
Oh, they... homecoming is always fun.
We are... we're surprising.
Is it homecoming that ass over?
Yeah.
I don't even know what homecoming was here.
It was from one to three.
It's over, bro.
It was behind the gym and there's like a...
No.
Nobody went.
Not a soul went.
I don't see people went.
I gotta go back to my dorm and I can be in the bathroom.
I'm gonna go in the way too.
Bye!
See you.
Bye, Valkyrie.
Are y'all ready?
Guys, my golden cap of hype train is gonna end.
If someone doesn't switch my mind right now, I'm really stressed out about it.
I need to earn this fret.
As a professor, I only earned 1.2 million a year.
Or, sorry, a month.
A month.
But you don't know how much it costs for markers.
God damn, what a traffic jam.
How many alumni are here, bro?
Bar 4X the people here now?
They added alumni this time, or this today.
I don't know how many there are though, but they all got cameraman too, so I think there's
like 30 more people on campus right now. It feels crowded. How you doing? Yeah.
Are you done teaching? Is this your last day? I got one more tomorrow. Okay. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna skip one of my classes and come to yours. I'm so sorry. Okay? I really did want to sit through your class. I'll get you. I'll tell you the truth. Okay. Tell me. What happened?
Unfortunately, I do have one now and so now I won't lag in your class anymore. It's just my cat
Cups gaming like
You're stressing you out
What could we count make every view count right so if I treat my viewers like oh, we don't care
They're gonna treat me like oh, we don't care
I mean, I think that's a valid reason. I think that's totally fun
I appreciate your honesty
I went back and watched it you watch it. Yeah, and I'm one of the actually
generally and I wrote down my
and I'm playing some content I like that you told me all right I'm desicc
but it's for you ultimately no I know that and but I'm trying to get to where
you are and I like what you're doing like they go I just work the way down
yeah yeah
All right, tomorrow noon.
My name is Rafael, by the way.
I know Rafael so a lot.
I know the channel.
All right, you good?
I just want to.
OK, I like that.
We're changing students here.
Hello.
I'm not.
Hi, how you doing?
How you man?
How's it going?
I'm good.
Hey, what's up?
Nice to meet you.
Professor Ralph.
What the heck?
You think I'm smart?
Yeah, you are.
You're amazing.
Have you seen the classes?
Yeah, I've been seeing them online.
You remind me of like Iron Man.
Like Robert Downey Jr.?
You're like Superman.
Oh my god, I'll take that.
That's what's up, man.
I appreciate it.
My momma say you are so sexy and if you single she won't do anything to you.
Ah, I'm engaged.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm engaged.
But my momma, she too, she sounds really delicious.
She sounds lovely.
Made my daddy feel my momma.
I'll be honored for you to fuck her.
I would love to fuck my momma.
Her across the room.
Yeah.
What's up, man?
This is great.
I'll let her go, man.
Wow, she do this more.
Professor Al.
Hello, Professor Al.
Professor Al, Wendy Clever.
So nice to meet you.
I just want to say I watch your trivia videos and one time somebody asked me the most
like easiest question to answer and I got it wrong so I started watching your
videos and it's helped a lot. Wait like the extramedial, the mogul money or the
extramedial stuff? The girls talking she's like what's the chance to win $50?
Yes you watch those ones? Yeah. Are you showing it off? I've gone better. It does
it does help like you get better as you do it. Yes. Because it kind of repeats us.
Yeah it really does help so thank you for your videos. You are an alumni here. I
am I just got here actually. Are you gonna be a troublemaker? Not at all. I'm here to.
Who says Wendy's nice?
I am nice.
Sometimes they say she's too nice.
I'm not too nice.
I'm nice enough.
Nice to some of the people that are outside the gate.
Yeah, they really do.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, they really do.
But you're not going to make trouble for me like a professor.
I'd love to hear that.
Thank you, Wendy.
Baby, please.
Was he saying his mother would give me a blow job?
I'm not really saying this to sound like...
I feel like it's such an aggressive way to talk about your mother.
Chill. Chill. That's a pleasure.
Hey, you're a student.
I didn't even say anything to her.
You better watch it.
Watch it. Seriously.
Lovely. Why are you defending this girl?
Oh, this girl.
Oh, this girl?
A girl?
Let's have 500 more years of male presidents with guys like you around.
Okay, I'm gonna rephrase that.
Why are you debating that girl?
Wow.
Are you serious?
Okay.
Guidance counselor?
Now!
I'm gonna remember that.
Off with you!
Yeah, bye.
Thank you, let's see.
Of course.
Hey, you look like a super mom.
Are you right out there?
I'm a professor.
Oh, well you look like a super mom.
I appreciate that, it's very kind.
It's no problem.
Let's introduce you to Professor L.
Nice to meet you Professor L, my name is Gotti.
Gotti?
Yo, you call me the Shade Cross Boyfriend, either one.
The Shade Cross Warframs?
The Shade Cross Boyfriend.
Boyfriend?
Yeah, I go to the Shade Cross.
What do you go to the Shade Cross?
Yeah, we're the Shade Cross.
Oh, congratulations.
You know the Shade?
Yes.
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The creator, right?
Yeah, the creator, yeah.
Very funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the baby mama.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Thank you.
All right, well, thank you.
Nice to meet you.
I'll make it through you play.
Shade cross, baby mama.
That's mommy.
I mean, we're gonna show her that.
What?
Hold up.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm nice to see you.
I'm a chess player.
What's good, man?
I beat your asses on a token.
Two legends right here, bro.
I've already played it.
You played?
All right.
Well, that's just not fair.
I played the dev kit.
Does it play like, uh, Widers?
It plays.
It's kind of like you play, uh, Tuko?
Yeah.
Thirst care?
Uh-uh.
Oh, yeah, just pay the right one. Yeah, they have like a baby combos where like you match in auto combos
I will be into the super yeah, which is really easy and you can't turn mob either
That's my game and it's it has a comeback mechanic because if you break the wall then you get to add a fighter
It's actually really sick. It's a good game
Already beta I had a dev come through played it for a sponsor
Yeah
I'm trying to go home.
I'm also trying to go home.
How are we doing?
Good, Professor. Good to see you, brother.
I'm going to the class. You want to turn them on now?
Wait, what do you teach? I teach something you need to learn.
I teach how to be ready and not just the streamer.
Okay.
We're going to grow as a person, not just the numbers going up.
You get me
No, it's coming to your shitty class. Oh, I see good to see you man
You actually had the best class why did you skip it today?
I teach something different every day. I told you this. I don't want to see you that much
You don't want to learn
Lacey here's the deal I've been here 10 years doing it. I don't think I'll see you in 10 years in two days as a
Creator I've been around 10 years. I don't foresee you in 10 years. I told you I don't want to be doing it for 10 years
We want to be doing
and living in a house without me in such a week.
Do you think people with families don't have jobs?
That's why I have to do what I gotta do now.
So my family in 10 years, I don't have to have a job.
Let me see, I think you're gonna be addicted
to the viewers, I think you're gonna be addicted
to the streams, I think you'll be here in 10 years.
I don't think you can live behind.
1000%, 1000%.
I put a hundred grand on it right now.
Wait, how do all you 100 red ones still streaming?
Yes, you do.
Oh my God!
Hello! How are you? Doing well. How are you doing? I am Professor L. Yeah, I'm personally, I didn't miss your class today because I was not feeling well, but, um, she gave me like a quick pull. I'm sorry, I wasn't feeling well.
What are you doing tomorrow at noon? Um, I think I'm... You're coming to my class. Oh, okay. I'm 303. Tomorrow at noon. Okay. I want to see you there. All right. See ya.
I
Got a better we got a fucking excuse
We're gonna fucking you couldn't make it. Oh, I can't make it
All right, Michael. I'm gonna put my feet on cold bath. What does that mean?
You know, it's just a few hours, bro
Colleges colleges years talking four days, and they're like I can't do it four days. Oh
My gosh
Ha, farted on the step there.
Oh my gosh.
He's getting his hair to look that smart.
Who's there?
Whoa.
How's it going?
I'm good.
How's your teeth this way?
You like it?
I try to keep it professional.
Here we go.
Blue turn.
How's your teeth?
And what do you got in my class?
I don't know bro.
I feel like you skipped.
Oh no, right now I got to skip.
Nah, I ain't skip.
You don't skip?
Nah, I don't think I had you because I think I'll probably get it tomorrow.
Okay.
Because I still ain't have Kyle you play as you do.
So you come tomorrow?
Yeah, see, what does he call you?
It's called how to get lucky.
I did see it.
Is that new?
Like your phone call.
Left hand?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, I think Peter's pretty funny.
Okay.
Like when he falls over and his arms on his back.
I love the family guy, I love cartoons, bro.
And the big chicken.
You watch anime?
Yeah.
What's your favorite anime?
One of these, I love one of these.
Naruto and Dragon Ball Z, people be saying a boom
that's not an anime, but they got anime fighting styles
and the way it's drawn.
It's close.
It's close, but I see what they be saying.
I'll give it to you.
It's like Avatar's close too, but it's different.
What else do I like?
In You Watcher.
You know about that?
In You Watcher?
In You Watcher, yeah.
100 cents.
Yeah.
Have you seen Vindal Saga?
No, I must walk.
What's called?
Vidlin soccer?
Is it in English?
Yeah.
OK.
You watch Duff?
No.
You like watching in English?
Yeah.
I like watching in English.
Because I know that now I'm not the issue
now I'm the rich, and now I'm the dumb.
Japanese with no sub.
I'm going to do Japanese with no sub.
Yeah, I don't know.
How do you do it?
Fucking losers.
I don't know how do you do it.
I got to have sub titles.
Don't watch it.
Thanks.
That's what I talk in the ring.
I got to get you.
Brody!
What?
That's not working.
Oh.
Come on, man.
He's the one who believed in the front door.
I like watching suds.
I was lying.
I was lying in that moment.
I like watching suds more.
I like it better when I can't understand what they're actually saying.
You see!
Yeah, I'm gonna take the heads.
I'm gonna take the heads.
It looks like a cat steps out of the window.
Oh, sloppy staircase.
I feel like they're all so wet.
Like, were they sweating?
They're getting busy now.
What?
The water pipes.
Oh, the water pipe.
I couldn't tell if they were sweating or running, but you didn't smell that at all.
So I wasn't sure it's like you just showered or like they just had a water balloon fight
It is crazy hot out though, so it makes sense, but everyone was wet
All right
Now one both ways
It was you. It was you.
Oh, shit. I turned off the AC before leaving.
Why? Where's the model?
Because I was cold.
So, turn it off when you leave the house.
Who need they courtesy aids?
Oh my god, us.
Are you?
What would it have been?
What you gonna do with the big fat butt?
Alright guys, that's top segment.
We're gonna take attendance.
We're gonna go over some clips.
We're gonna chill for about an hour, cool down, and then around four we're gonna leave
to go to the, what's it called?
Basketball.
We're gonna go to the basketball game.
Can you keep it off the screen for a moment?
No, I can't.
What are you gonna do with the big pet?
Okay, hold on. I gotta...
God damn it.
Analyzing computer.
Oh, it's the wallpaper.
I was trying to close out of the kachow, but I couldn't do it, because it's the freaking wallpaper.
It's that freak and week. Oh, I unplugged the cam link last night
Damn it. I had to bro. The game was lagging
Well, don't do me I played ballerina for seven hours getting my ass beat you know how that feels
Not good
I'll check in a sec.
Yeah, we're going to swap.
We're going to swap.
Give me my almost there one moment.
Alright.
Then I just need to open up.
Can you not show this for a moment?
Okay.
Whistling.
Hold.
What is up chat. Hello, hello,
hello, hello. Hey, Chad, what
have you heard me? How do I
sound? How do I sound? How do I
look? Oh my god. Hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello, hello, hello,
Chadoo. Chadoo.
Alright boys.
Ugh. Good teaching sesh today y'all. A little quiet. It might just be a little quieter. You just gotta turn the speakers up. I think I'm maxed.
How you enjoying the weather? Bro. Fucking sucks. Shit sucks here.
the weather is genuinely some ass. Are you going to the basketball game 1000% 1000% go
to the basketball game. It is during the World Cup, which is a bit of a bummer, but low
key. I don't super care about the third place match. Are you don't streaming tonight? No,
no, no, we're going to stay live for probably like 10 hours today. The basketball games in
like an hour and a half, I want to say. If you're such a wife guy, why are you
wearing a wife beater? What is these Tucker Carlson talking points you're
bringing to my chat? Are you gonna skip the fashion show? Probably, yeah, yeah,
probably. I want to chill for a moment. I had to, we didn't go, go, go this morning
because I woke up to a text from Ray because I messaged Ray last night and I
I said, hey, if you want, I can come to your class.
And like, you know, sort of like,
run it with you, make sure everyone's chill,
whatever, whatever.
And yesterday, Ray's class was at 11, an hour before mine.
So like, I'll go to your class and then my class.
So that was my plan.
She mentioned me at 9.40.
She's like, you come to my class still?
I was like, wait, what?
Her class got moved to 10 a.m.
And I'm like, aw, shit.
So then I had to get up, we had to rush.
We got there like 10, 20 and get anything done.
So it's like, it's been kind of stressful,
but we're chilling now.
We're good now, but at least initially,
it was a bit stressful.
What's up, YouTube chat?
Sheree's been going well so far, 100%.
100%, the class has been great.
Are you gonna react to Loopy's new video?
Yes, but I'm not watching a two and a half hour
Minecraft video, Sheree, just a heads up.
Are you gonna still do the casino?
Yeah, better you get the order in.
Get that in.
Can you charge us just with the purple charger right there?
Can you do a handstand for us?
I don't know if I can do a handstand, not wall assisted,
but definitely on these pants.
Everyone respecting you, is it weird getting glazed on?
Is it weird getting glazed on?
No, I think I'm putting effort into me being a professor
and people just know that.
But I, but I, I like respect as a professor.
I don't consider it glazed.
I consider respect as a professor,
which I have earned.
Thank you, brother.
I do think today's class, it wasn't weaker per se.
Like I think I delivered the class better than day one,
but the subject materials, maybe less mind blowing,
Not mind blowing, but like, less shock value, yeah.
It's less broad and shock value than day one and two.
But I think it's still a very valuable class
because it was much more in-depth to just about YouTube.
Yeah, it was less sexy, but still valuable
because really people hear our dogs at YouTube.
I think day four, I think tomorrow might be the best class
Because I think tomorrow is a point that a lot of people are going to be missing, leaving
StreamerU.
I asked Auto.
If you guys don't know Auto, Auto, who, he's like a software dev who I have hired, he does
like in our websites, I don't know, a bunch of random shit we've done throughout the
years.
You guys know Auto.
who made the sheets, like the Excel data that I used to like find out how much the streamers
here are going to fall off from going to StreamerU, right?
Like he was able to pull all the data.
And I'm having him pull data tomorrow.
I don't know what the numbers are going to be, but I think it's going to be really interesting.
we're going to pull, uh, what is the viewership expected drop off of the streamers from streamer
you, like the week of streamer you and then the week after streamer you know what I'm saying, like
how much is it going to go down? Uh, and I, because I think everyone's going to go down,
but I think seeing the numbers is going to really like scare some people.
And
Isn't that what you did already I did it
specifically the month before streamer you and
then last month
But I'm talking about everyone has a view boost right now and this like five-day window
They have a view boost
Because the streamer you category everyone's jumping around and like yeah, yeah, yeah
Next week no one's gonna be clapping like they did you know maybe here and
there but like everyone's gonna go down you too me absolutely me 1000% me
there are 44,000 people watching on on YouTube and Twitch for me right now I
will not have 44,000 people next week I don't give a fuck you know I've fallen
off much harder than that so it isn't like I'm cool with it but I think it's
gonna be like a shock to some people but I think a lot of people are gonna be
really stressed out about it and not know how to handle it and maybe be like
you know what I mean like if you're not prepared for it coming even though maybe
in the back of your head you know it's gonna come it's gonna hit harder than
if you know okay right I learned in class I'm gonna lose X percentage you
know whatever whatever so it's like so that's what tomorrow's class is and then
And I think what actually is like the larger course material tomorrow is like diversifying
the value that you place in yourself from your streaming numbers or your work numbers
into like the person you are, like separating those.
Which isn't something you ever have to think about as long as the number goes up.
Like as long as the number goes up, you never have to think about that because you're going
to feel so awesome.
The issues, the number doesn't always go up.
Yeah, my mom gave me this idea.
Are you going to post the lessons from StreamerU on YouTube later?
They're posted usually like within the same day, I think.
All the lessons that I've done, except for today's lesson, are already available.
Yeah, yeah, all the lessons are available right now.
They're on Bloodwind.
I might do one edited ultimate video with all four parts broken into one, maybe, but I'm
I'm not a thousand percent on that
because it might just be needless,
but like maybe one conglomerate supercut would be helpful.
Do you think you're being too hard
to be a good professor and no one's taking it seriously?
Is it valuable to teach 120 people
if only two people get the lesson?
I think yes.
If only one person absorbs what I'm saying,
I think it's valuable, you know what I'm saying?
Like my goal is it for 120 people to all like it.
I don't think that's the barometer of success.
I think the rounder success, like one person's life was impacted.
Like, because then ask yourself, what do you place the value of a single life on?
Like, if you're able to help it.
And this also, by the way, you are exactly noting with the thankless job of a teacher.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, this is not a specific streamer.
You think this is literally every teacher on Earth has to deal with this.
And I'm sure some teachers have classes where it's like this whole class is a wash.
Or maybe this whole class is to watch except for this one student and I'm gonna push through for this one student
Thank you thousand bits Olek
Your classes are transferable to every medium which you probably already know but an occasional streamer mostly musician
It's been a reality check an imposter shimmer syndrome or pellet today's class was much less real
That's why I think the first two classes were better for some other people because they were relevant to most things but
YouTube theory is not super relevant
in the same way. So today's was a little more nerdy. Why don't they appreciate you
guys more? I mean I don't think they don't appreciate us. Hold up. Let's do it.
Let's do it right now. Better. Roll call. Yeah, we're gonna run a roll call right
now. Let's run ourselves roll call. Let's see how our attendance was today. Let's
pull up the class. All right chat we are doing roll call. You guys also are a part of roll call.
Hit your follow to join the roll call. Let's get it rolled up. Boom, boom, boom.
All right this is day three. How to get lucky. Uh, run me through.
to do this. Not there boss. Okay, absent. Flipping Josh. Definitely not there. I've
seen the crazy hair. Josh walk by to X CJ. Oh my God. I want cinnamon roll. W flacker
was there. Q-Cons was there. Dreamdoll. FTGO, GEO was there. BA was there. DC the designer.
What? Why didn't DC show up? I liked DC too. He said he was going to go. I literally had
a conversation. Did I not have a conversation chat with DC? Literally, and he was like,
I will be there. Oh, he was there.
They're saying he was there. He said, bye to you. He was there. Hold up.
Christian takes attendance chat. He's in charge of attendance.
He was there yesterday. Was he not there today?
All right, let's go. Let's go. Hey, we'll look it up. DC, the designer.
I remember, I remember literally him saying to the A
Oh, wait, he did go up again last night.
He was there today?
Is it?
Is this last night?
Did he do a sleep stream and then end?
No, he ended 9 minutes, 27 minutes ago.
Why can't I find his VOD?
He was deaf there.
I'm hearing he was definitely there.
That's my man.
All right, that's all right.
That's why we double check.
DC was there.
Taylor Jasmine.
Not there.
Taylor Jasmine, not there, okay?
Boom.
Cat Tornado was there.
Haskell wasn't there, which Loki was happy about.
Sky wasn't there, which I was Loki sad about.
King Jojo.
I think that's like, Gio was late.
Gio was late.
No, I think just, I think just Gio.
Where's Gio?
D.C. President, it didn't fix, my bad.
Love you, Combs.
King Jojo there present amber Tyson Chris gone crazy live oh okay Chris gone crazy live
Suki mellow I think was there silky was there
Yusuf was oh late Yusuf was there Blazion was there Maddie
Maddie too hardy
I don't remember Maddie being there, chat.
Silky was there.
Uh, Yugi was there, Lacey skipped, Alina was Alina there?
Alina Meng?
Chakra shooter was there 100%.
Pei Bei, okay, Queen Naja was there, Leite, Tiana, the real Tiana Musara, not there.
And then Alina, we're saying no as well.
Is there any actual consequence for not showing up?
Not really.
It's mostly for me to see who I might be streaming games.
I hit a button that I thought was submit, but it marked everyone present.
was there. Okay. Tiana was there. Okay. I don't think Tiana was there either. I agree with
you. I saw Tiana in the stairwell, but I don't remember Tiana in class. Pei bei no, Alina
no, Lacey no, Maddie no. Yes, yes, yes. We said Chris no, right? Chris was there. Sorry.
Uh, Amber was no, King Jojo was no, King Jojo was there, sorry.
Sky was no, Haskell was no, Taylor Jasmine was no, um, was, Gio was late, who else was
late, Silky was late.
Cool butterfly, what was it Queen Naja, Freak I misclicked, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, real
big ant, sorry did we say that, no, no, no, no, no, okay, flipping Josh, no, CJ no, okay,
and roll yes okay dream don't know okay boom all right so what's our final
count of 30 students we had one two three four five six seven eight nine
ten eleven twelve thirteen wow day three check in 30 students 13 absence three
three lates. Are we 100% on Tiana chat? I'll let Tiana ask you a question at the end of
class. Okay, my bad. I apologize. Tiana, we're going to put was there. All right. So 30 students,
15 showed up on time. Three showed up late. 12 did not show up at all. She wasn't there.
of a bitch redo the clip 30 students 14 showed up on time three showed up late
13 didn't show up at all we did have two extras Jason the ween and Pudgy
shout out Pudgy by the way Pudgy said he showed to my class today because he
skipped yesterday and he did show up so shout out Pudgy I saw him almost fall
asleep in class so I had to call on him which worked I think he stayed awake for
all class which was hype shout out Pudgy bro Pudgy one of the funniest people in
this, sure, I think Buddy's hilarious. Alright, 67% attendance rate, is that the math? It's
not great. It was way better yesterday. Yesterday we were like 75%. No, no, no, cuz technically
three people should have played. So it's 17 out of 30 here. Yeah, it's not great. I wonder
why it dipped though because like in theory more people should have heard that the class was good
today than yesterday. I do think people are getting more and more tired as the event goes on.
Dude I did chew into my DBA didn't I? I felt a little bad about it but his video really is bad
and I wanted to set an example so he stopped chirping up in class and let me tell you he was
fucking quiet as a cucumber rest of class only participated normally I look
through all your channels the mighty be a you posted your first thing is
pathetic it's an embarrassment it's called I play for them the transgender
as through you want to say I didn't do my homework your pathetic excuse for
that's your first video.
Hey, hey, I don't want to hurt you.
One more time to class you're out, be serious.
What you got for me?
I'll say, I look...
Damn.
I didn't feel that as the teacher, but as a student,
that sets the tone quickly.
That sets the tone quickly.
I think Mighty B.A. would have really
Profit from coming to tomorrow's class. I hope he comes to tomorrow's class. I'll probably try to see him today and tell him to come
Because I think the things that he's good at as a creator is he's delusional. Okay. He's confident in himself
He's perseverant. He's young. He's energetic. Whatever whatever whatever, but like he's missing the element that really matters, which is like
the person behind the creator
Like, the relationships you are forming are legitimate.
Not everything is content, right?
These are real lives, and like, you know, it can be content, it can be fun, but like,
you still need to like, have people's respect, all right, and you cannot, like, make yourself
a whole cow, really, which is what sometimes you can end up doing.
Uh, did anyone here not write something down?
Damn.
People keep talking about this clip.
Oh my god, this clip's going crazy.
Loaded tells a student in class they should quit streaming.
I've been seeing this Cyrus guy post a lot of my clips.
Do you think you're being too- Cyrus, I see you.
Jesus Christ, Cyrus.
This was eight fucking minutes ago.
i just got here
says buddy
chill
and i haven't seen you sir as a thing that you've been doing good good work
k if i need a clipper and i would go to will see
will see sirs
i think it's not a good job is respectful
says to give you a follow
shout out you man
all right
uh... attendance roll call chat
question
have i missed
over the last twenty four hours at streamer you
let me know
What have I missed y'all?
You, you, my gosh.
What have I missed y'all?
I heard Jason got into a fight.
I heard Mr.
Keem.
Can I see the Mr.
Keem clip?
Addressed the Mekan situation.
What's the Mekan situation?
Have a Mekan.
Wait, what happened?
I'm trying to look at him that way.
What?
Should I not?
I'm literally going to do it because of the tone you're making.
I don't have any goals, man.
What's the Mekan situation?
The clips?
I think she made a post about her goals.
I think that's what they're referring to.
They made a post about their goals?
What's the post?
Is it just hashtag hiring me con oh and one of them was hiring me con I
See you
Huh
Bader they them and second off you're not even close to me gone, bro
Your job's a cone of my house and fucking like
IRL shit like it's a different situation your job's not at risk, brother. You're chillin
You don't gotta you don't gotta be on me cause as cuz you're scared they're gonna take your shot
You know what I appreciate that you gotta that's called that's called trying to solidify the job there job security
Gotta get rid of the competition
All right, where's the clip Jason fight clip? All right. Let's take a look
Let's take a look bro
I didn't do that.
I got a question.
No, no, no.
This is your problem.
You don't know how to analyze situations.
I come up upstairs.
You come up with a belt.
You come up with a what me.
All right.
That's not a good idea.
Let's go to the room.
I stopped.
I messed up with my Dean.
Oh, that's too much.
That is instantly too much.
That is it wasn't hard, but that is like that is massively distressed.
That's crazy disrespectful.
is absurdly disrespectful that is crazy wait this Rafael oh okay wait okay
don't grab the belt I say grabbing the belt is too far can I say
grabbing the first lap was too far the second slap was warranted I think Jason
do we have a better angle the slap there's 800 fucking cameras surely we
have it Christopher Nolan's edit do we have a
we got a second angle computer show me the second angle show me this night to
cut
It's on the reddit? No, that can't be right. Why the fuck would it be on my reddit?
Okay, I'm glad I didn't fucking open that shit because that was not it. Oh, we got it.
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
second angle second angle second able to
interaction
oh my god
you are there?
damn
That was a real slap
He grabs the bell. All right, what happens next? Oh
Now it's go time. Kai you're a little late to this
I Kai took a little Kai as the Dean here
Probably needs to say whoa, whoa, whoa
Right not here, right like right
Right here the moment the belts picked up
Maybe you can swap stop it at that point especially the other angle now
Did you see the slap, bro?
So this is, this is Raphael who we just saw.
First slap, check it out, check it out, okay, disrespectful.
That's a bit much, okay?
Jason retaliation slap.
Law harder.
then look at this
Dude that really was like two bowls
2 dogs biting over one piece of chicken and Kai tries again and it's too late bro.
They saw blood.
2 alpha males.
Unlucky that it's a slippery floor.
Genuinely unlucky that it's a slippery floor right there.
Is it scripted?
Uh, no.
I think here's the reality is
It's impossible to divorce your interactions in real life with
The idea that there's a third person watching and like that's a stream you know saying so it's like
And then I think you're actively thinking of like okay
How is this perceived like how is this gonna play out and that probably happens?
even like in actions that other people are witnessing right like there's a
bunch of people in a school surrounding a fight you fight differently maybe then
you're fighting one-on-one anyway I think what happens here okay we're gonna
break it down okay Rafael has an idea here
sees these two going thinks okay I'm gonna I'm gonna little bro Jason I'm
go for a little content slot.
I stopped doing that.
I messed it with my beat.
OK, that's Jason, the content slot.
Oh, my god.
That ass.
You are a funny.
And I think Jason, this is full emotion.
This has nothing to do with live stream.
Oh!
Oh, he's fighting the shit out of you, bro.
Oh.
And then right here, I think Jason's still heated.
I think now he's maybe hesitating.
OK, maybe I shouldn't.
Maybe we don't fight here.
But then the backpack comes off.
Now it's real.
Oh!
Now, I think it's real, I think it's real.
This is, oh, this is all real, this is all real.
1,000%, this is all real.
Hey, calm down, y'all, calm down.
Oh my God, oh my God, hey, hey, hey, hey.
But I think when they're fighting
and they start slipping on the floor,
they turned it from a fight to a game of tug of war
with the bell.
It's kind of funny, like if you watch it.
like they're not actually fighting anymore they're literally pulling the
bell trying to see and now it's all jokes now it's all jokes what else is
someone show me the mr. Keem clip I need to see this mr. Keem clip what is this
I'm assuming the context is she squirted him with a water gun.
I don't think this is uncalled for.
I think it's very easy to see this clip and go,
Bonnie was walking through school doing nothing wrong,
but there's context we can pick up on.
That's a squirt gun.
Okay, let's take a look.
Analyzing, that's a wet face.
Okay, it's nighttime based off the lighting here.
I'm assuming it was retaliation.
I think it's probably fine.
The water bottle throw was disrespectful for sure.
Sorry, because we actually do need the front.
We actually do need the front.
We need the front.
We need them.
We need them right now.
The first one's a warning.
Do it again.
It's going to be a problem.
Dude, that's never even crossed my mind to do.
to do. That's so awesome.
I was every cross my mind. That's like, that's like shit.
People used to do in like the 1200s. You know what I'm saying?
Spit on someone's feet like that. That's like how they say,
fuck you in Europe. That's like what a Polish guy does when
you disrespect him at a pub.
What was the context of this?
Sorry, cause we actually do need the frat. Sorry, sorry. We actually do need the frat and we need the frat.
We need them, we need them right now.
But just let you know that...
Is he considered a club director?
The first one's a warning. Do it again, it's gonna be a problem.
That's insane.
That is insane.
I know you walked away from me.
Okay.
She low key looks like the baby with all the peanut butter you guys know the meat I'm talking about
You got a peanut butter she ended her stream after she's back. How's she feeling?
She's back and she's at cheer
All right, we back
Yeah, Rekai is not one who I have confidence interacting with I don't feel like I could have great control over the situation
Another Raphael smack. What is Raphael doing, bro?
Counselor just so you know all the bullshit you've been doing all we had a few problems that I need to help with and where were you
Know where to be found that type of shit pisses the nigga off
Now look I got all this built up anger inside my room is fucking trash Jason the wing you trash my room
It's cuz of you
It's cuz of you there's fights going on suburb baby breaking into the Dean's office. What's up a fucking guidance?
Are you giving brah? You need to be fucking punished man. You need to be punished do better
better. I'm not liking these clips I'm seeing of Raphael. I don't find them very becoming
of him as a young man who is trying to make his name as a streamer. I feel like most of
the clips are quite antagonistic. They're very negative, which may be his content, but
it doesn't leave me feeling good. I'm not excited to watch more Raphael clips. I feel
like they all make me. All right, let's see Rukai.
I know you walked away from me.
Oh my God. What happened?
Yeah. Oh my God. He has a hundred seventy seven thousand.
Go.
I feel like Rekai's whole character is to be the most annoying person in the room and
just make someone's life a living hell and then spend the rest of the episode getting
punished for it.
And that's the fun part.
It's like he does the really crazy thing, but then he's a kid, so someone holds him
accountable, and then they like give him a wedgie, and it's like, and it's literally
a fucking TV show, bro.
It's literally a TV show.
You can run that episode 1,000 times.
It's not funny.
Watching him be the menace isn't funny, but seeing him get his comeuppance is, because
you're like, this is justice.
This is street justice.
Kai, look.
If we're going to talk about how the sausage is made,
Kai knows this.
Why does Kai invite Rekai to streamer you?
Not because everyone's going to start attending class on time.
It's because Rekai is going to be a problem,
and then guess what Kai gets to do?
Make an example out of someone.
We're going to send Rekai to detention.
We're going to send Rekai to, you know,
where the dunce cap in the corner.
or maybe get expelled altogether.
All right, what else did I miss?
Someone sent me,
someone sent me Mr. Keem.
Stop raising your hand, you just started raising your hand.
It's bond, it's cool.
I'm trying to hold you accountable to something.
How are you apologize?
Okay, but you apologize and you still try to defend it.
You said all the thing and it was content and now you're forcing it!
You're forcing it!
Okay, so look, if you're seeing this content and I'm telling you, it's not content at all!
It's not!
And guess what?
You're not getting it!
It gets...
Yeah, not everything's content.
Not everything's content.
Did you not save me?
I was trying to help with the whole attack!
Oh my God, bro!
Yo, chill chill chill chill!
Yo, what the fuck is going on?!
No no, the Mr. Keem clip where he fucking puts BA in a chokehold.
Not where he saved with a lightsaber.
Sure, I don't know his name, my name?
Here it is.
Y'all see this?
Alright, context for this clip.
BA and Mr. Keem are roommates, they're paired together.
Mr. Keem likes Pokemon brought a bunch of Pokemon cards BA opened one of the Pokemon packs
It was one of the best cards and gets like a $300 pull ripped it
Okay, there's a little beep between these two be has been a bit of a metis bit of a nuisance streamer. All right
Then this happens last night. It's the mighty be a the mighty be a nice to meet you
But um, it's not getting paid it bro stop it he
what did he rip the hollow hold up play back so mr. keeps trying to ignore just
trying to do a stream they're forced to live together be a's being a bit of a
problem he looks pissed off he ignores he's talking about agent open up cards at
the whatnot booth I think I walked out I don't know what this fucking hot dog
thing is this part of his stream right here we see love you keen pat on the
head ruffle the hair gives Donald Trump what's his name talk show guy Jimmy
Fallon it's giving Jimmy Fallon Donald Trump vibes okay keep it going it's your
Kim gets up he's upset I just hear BA going you're good you're good you're
good you're good
drags him to bed
damn on some no content shit don't you ever pat my head again damn you son them
Okay, I'm fucking sick and tired of you.
Sup, Flats? Appreciate it, bro.
Oh, shit, bro.
Yeah, I got to finish it.
Time right here again.
I'm making a fucking son.
All right, bitch?
Yeah.
I'm not your fucking son.
All right, bitch.
What's crazy is, this is Mr. Keem, who, like, pretty nice tech guy.
It's very insane to see Mr. Keem like this.
Like, very chill guy.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
Very chill.
Like, man.
You have to have like, needled him down to this point, where he is getting physical,
because he is not someone who would do this.
It's not like Raphael, alright?
This is not something he does naturally.
Don't fucking touch my head again, you fucking bitch, alright?
Don't fucking touch my head again right now.
I got that, I got that.
That's dish respectful.
I'm gonna get rid of that.
That's just what I want to do right now.
Also, no clotting shit.
Don't dish respectful.
I gotta get the fuck out of here.
Damn!
That's tough.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's tough.
I'm not gonna lie that stuff that is very tough get the fuck out of here also no content shit get the fuck out of here
Uh, Max is, it surprised me how cool they all are, because I'll stay high to them and they'll stay high to me, so while they're streaming, like while they're streaming, they'll just like hang out with me, like they're hanging out with us, like that's fucking cool.
And it's just, I really appreciate that, because even I was talking to Jason, like I've talked to him like quite a bit, but he's just like, I've been there, you know, like I've been-
Did a Jason viewer send me this to try to get him to streamer games? What's going on here? Are these paid actors?
I
Especially like Jason and I feel like he would run a hundred meters fast
Don't you or
All right, what else we got chat what else have I missed oh I saw
So crazy it's so much sauce
Oh my god!
Uh, is there context?
Uh, I don't know what the context is, but there's probably no context you could watch where you're like,
Oh yeah, okay.
I would also pour a bucket of sauce.
Yeah!
Yeah, it's so good!
Congratulations, sir. You are probably one of the fastest motherfuckers of all time.
Dude, you guys are actually giving me Jason PR.
This is literally the exact thing I was mocking seconds ago. It's Duke Callen Jason the fastest man alive
All right, let's go let's go W. Ludd though. Thanks for reacting to it. Ludd can you please spread awareness onto all these fucking nuisance streamers?
that there's a line there's a freaking boundary man learn how to beat human
beings guys you know right Chad W's in the chat man learn how to be a human
yes bro it is my lesson tomorrow I got it oh this week or keys here
We gotta get some pictures, bro
Gotta get some pictures maybe with my best students tomorrow. We'll see
Yeah, I feel like it'll look like shit though because the Sun's been crazy
easy. Maybe inside. A bowl of man, think of the nine months,
bro. I haven't thought about a bowl in a while with the Conor
eats pants, Rocky. Thank you skills. Appreciate the
washroom. All right, what's this?
That was good!
Shoot! Shoot!
Shoot!
But that is...
It's a bummer that Kai was there because he's shooting so low it hit most people in their hip area, but it hits Kai in the face.
It's really just bad luck.
I've never been to a carnival.
I never had a dad. He never took me to a carnival.
No, we never had a dad.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry. I'm falling. Sorry.
Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No!
Good. You're good.
No.
Yo, get him up.
Hold on.
That's the clip for you.
Always thinking of the next move.
Every second could be another clip.
You have to stay tuned in.
How streamer you viewers should be doing with all the alumni I bet they're
so sucked in. Damn! Suburb baby I haven't seen Suburb baby because Suburb baby did
not come to class but Suburb baby has been popping off.
Why is Suburb baby popping off so much?
Yeah, we maybe should go soon
Basketball game the things that oh fuck it's at four fuck we got to go
Brother either way we got to go it's freaking 346
Bader don't want to walk out you get the cards all right. We'll have to run that later. I got a pee
And then I'm gonna go you said 430. I don't know shit
Don't listen to me that was in my presentation today
All right, I'm gonna pee and then we can dip
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is my favorite one.
You can tell because there's sweat marks on the neck.
Ready to go?
Ah, swap.
Take your time, bro.
button up top button only Jesus can't be me
We're headed to the basketball game.
I finished my class today.
I still have one more to do.
French now watching the game the most French thing you can do right now is not watch a World Cup game every French person
Is pissed at the French national team they played against one of the the most heated rivalries
They lost on Bastille day mind you which is France's liberation day. They lost on Bastille day
It'd be like losing, you know
The Super Bowl to Canada on the 4th of July
They're pissed bro
Yeah, I guess there's some consolation and Bob they could get Golden Goal Golden Boot
You could you could win hey mom, I think be fine bro fuck messy you got too much going on
This is got too much bro. You got a world cup. He's ready to go. You know I'm saying game starts in 40 minutes. Yeah, we'll go now
This is gonna, it's a walk.
Thank you, Chris, for the prime.
Chad, thank you for all the falls, by the way, I appreciate it.
God damn it, I wanted to put my pin on, but I lost the pin.
I lost the part of the pin.
Ow, fuck.
Fuck, dammit.
Those were my suits to the basketball game.
I'm a fucking professor.
Beating about the pin.
I don't know why I put it on my nipple,
not too late.
Let's talk with it now.
All right, let's go.
Ready to swap?
Give me the word.
Got a thing on the same.
Got to move that pin.
What if I put it on the tie? That kind of could be a look.
Hi, on the tie is better than low on the tie, though.
On the collar, it's kind of a big one.
Yeah, y'all keep saying it looks bad, maybe I should do this.
I don't know, I think one's weird.
I think I know another type of trick.
I can't work with bro.
You like earrings? Is there a gay side?
I'm gonna ditch it bro, cause they said it looked weird.
Alright, I'll swap in.
Hello!
Hello, hello, hello.
Prrrrink!
Where'd you put my phone purchase?
It's on the bad charger right next to the pillow.
On the floor in my bed.
Alright, here you go.
Thanks, sir.
Okay.
Alright, let's go.
Damn, they're running the fast intro.
I'm gonna take this to the basketball game.
That's a mistake.
I feel like no one's gonna show us that.
I'm gonna take this to the basketball game.
Alright, pass the ball game, chill for a bit, dinner, gamble, and stream, that's the game
plan today.
That's not a bad thing.
We have to make our slides.
And that magic can't happen on stream.
The magic is, it's un-calculable.
What are you doing?
No peeing, I'm in.
No?
See you in a bit.
Beautiful.
Are you guarding?
Just in case.
We don't want to talk to disrespect this place.
I'm not going to go pee too.
It's just you, man.
You're going too?
It's just you.
Hold it down.
Okay.
That one's gone.
That's just me.
Yeah.
What's out?
Oh, like, oh, you're out.
Yeah, no, the door's closed, so...
Wait, you didn't lock the door, dude.
It's a lot of trust in me.
No, I just, I appreciate it, it's like, thank you for the trust, you know?
You know, I could, you know, like I could, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't do that to you.
Yeah, I'm smoking a cigarette for you right now, look at your influence.
Dude, don't do that.
That sounded so genuine, don't do that.
Okay, to the makers of Tone, which is AMP, guys, I love what you got going on, I appreciate
the free stuff.
No shampoo?
They supply to every bathroom with free soap, free lotion, free deodorant.
No shampoo?
Not a drop?
I'm about to ask you for shampoo.
I might use a lot.
I might use a lot, I knew it.
Who's that?
I skipped yesterday.
I might use a lot. I might use a lot, I do a few of that. I skipped yesterday.
Check your file, my file's still there. I've been remembering. I usually pee sitting down, but it feels really gross here, so I'll do it.
Yeah, I don't trust the other students in your bureau.
All right, so far there'll be a great sheer performance.
It's a bag of flowers and straight with jacks.
I got to give him something though, he's holding his stream up perfectly.
Dude, people with no cameraman, they're heroes.
I wish it would suck in the camera man.
Cause I can't imagine holding the bag all day,
especially with how hot it is outside.
Oh my God.
Pretty extreme on the guy.
It's like, you should probably start working out
and building up your camera man muscles.
Yeah, whoever you think is doing that should do this.
But all of us do it regularly together.
Ah.
Sabia.
All right, I got too many of us, I think.
Where is the fashion show?
Oh, it's in the cafeteria.
I was gonna go to the game.
Sushi in your classroom, I'll be.
It's not in the game.
Mine?
Oh.
How do I get your class to come in?
Yeah.
Oh, but yeah.
Hi, Johnson.
I don't like bad things that happen.
I don't think they'll do anything.
I think you should pay for your sushi window.
I think you should clean it.
That's true.
So right now they're doing, it's fashion show and basketball overlapping?
They're doing basketball game.
They're coming back this way.
Oh really?
What?
They're saying maybe they delayed the basketball game?
The basketball game can't come back this way.
Because there's a basketball court.
No, he made it sound like the people from the basketball game are coming back this way.
Oh.
Cancel the game?
Game is after the show.
Oh.
All right, let's just go to fashion show that it makes sense because otherwise they would be stomping on each other's toes
What you can see it yeah, oh w. Cameron almost lost the whole Vod bro
I come to form my head and slow down so they can get the vibe. Yeah. Yeah. That's where the vibe is but
But pull the bar.
I could bang out 20, no problem.
Ah, not today though.
Not today though.
Hot out.
Libby Haskell?
Not a fan of Haskell personally.
Find him rude.
So, where's the fashion show?
Let's go upstairs, maybe?
Upstairs?
To me?
Fashion show.
The fashion show accepts.
They sent us to the cafeteria, huh?
I told you it should be in there.
We're not going to be waiting for you.
Huh?
Are you sure?
No, because those doors, I said, I went back there to the warehouse.
Maybe it was a second-hand property.
Maybe.
When I went, it was like an ugly-ass warehouse.
Excuse me, guys.
Is the passion show happening here?
You know what I'm looking for, too?
No, sir.
I'm scared.
I mean, why don't you go straight, straight?
Straight, straight?
I guess I was wrong.
You got me.
Should we have a second dinner?
No, sir.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh my gosh, the signal might sound, it's not bad down the stairs, is it, the whole place?
What about, I don't see nothing left.
Where are you going?
You see the water?
Oh, okay.
So we have to chill in the storm yet, so we can get some of that water.
Alright.
We just chill over here.
Dude water sounds awesome though, right? Huh? Yeah, I got some nonchal. Oh, yeah
He said if you're gonna stand for you like before me
Awesome water, bro
You should have water just drink it bro. Just drink it you
Can't drink like this by the way
Are we effing?
The couch of low bit rate, fuck.
Don't they call this?
Fuck!
Let's just go upstairs.
Right?
And just wait for the start?
Yeah.
Because we don't even see the phone.
Are you sure it's not open?
I have no idea.
I'm going to guess it's not.
I'm gonna guess it's not.
There this one?
No!
Hello!
I've been told this before.
I don't know if you saw it, but I...
I saw it.
Hello!
I never saw it, baby.
How do I...
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
I know you, right?
What?
I'm Professor L.
Ah, Professor L.
I teach courses, yes.
Ah, huh.
Yeah, you wish you were...
You're like the...
You
Yes
You
I think we're kind of it's so bad
Yeah
are we back we're trying I think it looks better up here chat we don't
it's just down there like we're instantly losing I think there's 70
people yeah yeah and we need Wi-Fi to be able to yeah so I thought she's from
now okay upload sorry was it page I believe
Professor L, have a seat.
Sorry, I wanted to teach you guys how to message from some friends.
Okay.
It reads,
Dear lovely,
It's me, Rach,
QT Fiancé,
Antenna.
I hereby
recommend
Primate patient play in the streamer games. She's a basketball or skateboarder and boxing champion
Wait, wait, wait, who's your rage you brought it? What was no I was it's a letter of recommendation
It's from I mean it's from rage
Yeah, yeah, it's from it's from it's a letter of recommendations from rage cute cute to your fiance
So my fiance also wrote this he wrote this so they all write it. I don't understand why all three
Yeah, so it's a letter of recommendation from the three of them.
They were saying that I should.
And why do we spell fiance wrong?
You're saying that.
F-I-A-N-C-E.
Yeah, E.
Fiance.
Fiance has two E's.
No.
Yes, if it is the woman who is the fiance,
it has two E's, if it's the male, it has one E.
I actually didn't know that.
Yes, I know you didn't.
But you know who does know?
Cutie.
So who wrote this?
Who is it?
Who's it you?
Your rage.
Your rage wrote all of it?
Makes sense.
Right, he was right.
Would it make sense, single-ass, wouldn't know shit about having a...
He's a dumb stupid A.
...of a fiance?
Yeah.
Wouldn't know shit about that.
Yeah, nothing of the sort. I mean...
So, no.
Pleasure talking to you.
I didn't even give a care.
Actually...
I don't even give two cares.
Gotta be harsh.
What?
Did I have my name in this?
Fuck.
Um, look, I can't invite an alumni chat.
It would be disrespectful to the students if I let an alumni join the streamer U-Team,
you know what I'm saying?
That doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
at the fashion show, what the fuck did she get in?
you
You
Like almost holy shit, I can't see anything. All right, we're going to the gym
Uh, yeah, yeah, to the left, yeah, we're skipping the fashion show.
We're skipping the fashion show, keys gone, keys, keys, I don't know, they're just saying
keys.
Same as the big one keys when we were...
Oh, we're going to the gym chat because the fashion show just has horrible connection.
And we'll just get better seats for the basketball game anyway.
And plus I feel like I have more insight on basketball in fashion so I can maybe like
give you guys like play-by-plays of like what I'm seeing, what they're doing right around.
I thought that was you better.
I would never.
That's true, you would never.
I'm going the wrong way.
I'm sorry.
I'm here.
It is God's greener if we can't damage you.
What's the match?
So we don't know.
It was one of the most like sought-after activities to participate in and
It's supposed to be like the best five-estern you coached by lethal shooter
Going up against a mystery squad, but we don't know who the squad is, but it's supposed to be height. So gilly
Where you headed?
Muncher
Somebody said LeBron supposed to be here. I don't know if I believe that I mean they do say that but it's because Kai
He does have that it's cuz it's believable low-key. You know I'm saying
He's like the only streamer who you'd be like LeBron's here, and then you'd be like, mmm. Oh wait
They already announced it. It's verse the alumni of 2025
Oh
The bronzier last year
Dude one LeBron versus five streamers
He loses for sure, right?
I don't know, I bet it's a question's crazy.
I don't think they could stop him.
Maybe LeBron at like 36 wins.
41's a bit steep.
I think LeBron beats three, no questions asked right now.
Five's a lot.
Damn, it's hot.
We gotta get a cart, man.
Yeah, everyone's got a fucking cart, we're walking a half mile.
to get my steps in. Dude this is crazy. There's like a shit ton of fans today. I
guess because Rekhaizeria, the viewership's like crazier too, all the alumni.
Like three people know who I am. Hell yeah, shout out. I'm not supposed to say hi
still though. What up? Bader, how you doing? I'm good man. Good. How do you feel about
Arkansas? That's a funny question. Oh I can't say that. Shit bro that's why I can't
I get baited too easy.
Hey guys.
Now they want the water.
I'm going to get fucking kicked out.
I'm going to get fucking kicked out talking to these students.
They're not even students, bro.
Damn, it's hot.
Fuck.
It's not any sick.
They're all just standing outside, posted up.
I guess it's Saturday.
I hope they all took my class.
Huh.
Hello.
I was saying hello to Chris there.
Yeah.
Dude, luddy.
OK.
They want me to dance.
They think I'm a zoo animal.
Well, I kind of am.
God damn.
Do you not see that?
Huh?
They're children, they're dead ass children.
It can't be like, it's gotta be a cult for this.
It's outside all day on the street.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would think, I would think the UVs are high enough
you should be a little more cautious.
Oh.
I think the 3DS means tired like when people come up they go hey can we take a
picture and they bring out the 3DS seen it I've seen it too many times yeah yeah
yeah that was but everyone's ever was not imitating
the same my ass looks nice it does in these pants these are my butt pants I'm
I'm ignoring them like I'm supposed to, so I don't even hear any of that.
Some sort of cancel your fucking subscription.
Fuck!
I'm losing fucking money, Kai!
What's the word, the Zach's feed in the middle, huh?
How you doing?
Oh, it feels awesome in here.
Holy shit.
Right in there, right?
That feels amazing.
Where'd I go?
Over there.
Good.
Over there.
Hello.
Uh, where's the gym with the basketball?
Right here.
Only players.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What time do y'all open?
Uh, 15.
It's a fashion show, so it's always possible.
Yeah, we couldn't connect in there, so we just came early.
All right, bet.
It's a little pricey.
All right.
How you doing?
Great show yesterday.
Thank you so much.
That was phenomenal.
Oh.
Show them it.
What?
Did you get my sign yet?
I did, I saw.
I haven't gone through them all yet, but I didn't see you submit it.
Okay, good.
I'm proud of you for that.
Thank you.
How are you doing with your video?
Is the...
Wait, wait, which video are you talking about?
The homework.
The homework?
I haven't gone through a loop.
I just saw who did.
I have to go through next time.
So I'm excited to see it.
How y'all doing?
Good day today?
Yeah, look at the day.
One day left.
One day.
Better sweets.
What's the price of our...
How are we doing?
Price!
You saw my class.
Yes.
And, you hear tomorrow, you're gonna say out of trouble?
You're gonna say out of trouble?
I am troubled.
You stay out of trouble, tomorrow, 12 p.m.
Room 303, I wanna see you there.
Okay.
I have a lecture, I think you'd like it.
I think you'd like it, I think you'd be inspired by it.
I'd like to inspire you if you have any time.
I'm busy.
Okay.
If you have time, I got you.
Wait, you got a skin of Fortnight, right?
I don't have a skin of Fortnight, no.
What?
No, perhaps you're thinking of PliX.
No.
You're going to say you look similar.
I know you're going to do love wearing PliX.
Like I'm a game of legend.
You're not going to be a video game.
I'm going to have an emo in Fortnite.
You do have emo.
I have an emo in Fortnite.
So does the Michelin man.
You know, me and Dr. Singh, I'm just saying,
you are not good at video games.
No, because I was doing no cam playing against Ninja
and shit like that.
So they might want to put a face to it.
Can I ask you a question?
Real quick.
Do you think there's one video game you're better than me at?
Yes, false.
It's okay.
False.
I'll crush you.
He's not okay?
Yes.
I'm good at every video game.
I'm a video game player.
I'm loving from video games.
He has better video games.
Yeah, like, not like above average, not under average.
It's like good.
Oh, I'm way better than you at Crash Bandicoot.
What the fuck is that?
Way better than you at Crash Bandicoot.
Way better.
All right, man. All right, man.
I want to say what's up.
Hi.
Hello.
How you doing?
I'm going to be playing Peek the Other Man on and on with Rach.
Oh, my gosh.
It was me, you, Rach, and you, man.
That was a long, long time ago.
Yeah, it was like the best year.
You did.
I slaughtered you.
And then you raided me.
I remember this.
Yes.
That was a crazy day.
Yes.
How have you been?
I'm an amazing guy.
I'm Utah L.A.
And she's good.
I want to ask you.
You know, I got to keep going.
What's the good side of Utah L.A.?
Um, I mean, it's good for content.
I miss living in Tampa. I like living there more.
But I think I miss the connection.
Sure.
I was going to ask you, where do I go to do the sugar games?
What do you have to do to go to sugar games?
I want to be a sugar game.
You want to be a sugar game?
Where are you from?
Atlanta.
I'm from Atlanta.
You're born in Florida?
I was born in Jersey.
Jersey?
Yeah.
That's going to be tough.
What the fuck?
I'm not going to do anything.
Because this year, every team is a different country.
Team USA is filled up.
What?
Yeah.
It's not a draft this year.
So, Team USA is a tough team to be in.
Can you put me on a different country?
Are you Mexican at all?
I'm most Italian. I'm most Italian.
My mom is Spanish.
Are you Mexican at all?
Yes.
You want to take the place of a Mexican streamer just to get in?
Really?
Okay, I see it.
Give me a little Spanish.
Give me a poco de español.
No habla inglés.
You're out.
Not even close.
Really?
W. WRL.
I'll take any of these guys at 101.
I'm genuine I'm looking at everyone here so ass, bro. Oh
My god, agent shot is ugly, bro. He got two in lucky. We'll see third
Lucky that's three in a row, but that's all luck
Yep, that's what I thought bro. He didn't know what he's fucking doing up there
He's like they met as well granny style a professor L used to hoop if you don't know back in the day
Tell me, are you some hooping high school?
Don't fucking shoot to the chest pass.
I don't know what you want me to say here.
I have a good shot.
It may be unorthodox, but it goes in it.
Wait, why does everyone have new shoes?
Oh, they got the rays
They got raisins
With the shoes
What you mean how do I
James Hardy
I keep up your shoes are awesome. Hi size 11
Hold on, are you fucking?
You get it?
Are you fucking?
Is your eyes up and down?
What?
Are your eyes one up one down?
Maybe you held the camera sideways.
Do you take another one?
No, I'm not fucking right.
No, I think...
It's a little closer.
Is it?
Look at the eyes.
Maybe you have like an effect on your phone?
I don't think it's an effect.
I think it's probably an effect.
Can I just...
Another one?
Okay, yeah, check another one.
It's still up and down.
down I think it's a phone I think it's up and down can I just get the shoes man
can I just get the shoes man what size what size I love it I love it
what do we got you got you nice to meet you daddy daddy daddy daddy what's up
Daddy?
Yeah.
Portuguese.
I said Portuguese.
Ah, OK.
Why do you think he's slow?
Born that way.
Ha, ha, ha.
He got a life that way.
What?
I'm engaged to be wet.
You're engaged?
No, engaged.
Gaste?
No, I'm engaged to a woman.
Yeah, engaged.
Yeah.
No problem.
Hi, my boy.
OK, thanks, guys.
Hi, buddy.
Wait a minute.
Oh!
I feel like they think I'm gay.
It was nice, they were accepting of me.
Oh my God!
Okay.
Let's get out early soon.
I would love to have her early soon.
No, man.
If you ever want to run hoops,
Professor L will show you a couple of tricks.
You got to know what you said.
Yo, what's the chest say right now?
Is it effort?
I got the Wi-Fi.
Where's the live view guy walking?
I don't know what it is.
Staff one?
I don't know what it is.
I think it's a toolkit one.
It's like a USB.
It's always a USB.
We got some crazy shit going on.
I'm not listening to them right there.
I can't see either.
Anytime though. Anytime you want to hoot.
Appreciate that.
Don't be stressed be you that's all you need to be
Oh, yeah, play it.
Play it.
Just need to show you the camera.
Oh, my God.
Nailed that.
That was the best we've ever done.
Let me do a screen shot.
Oh, my God.
I'm a little bit...
Let me do a screen shot.
What do you think we post up?
Somewhere deep?
Maybe go somewhere high up by now?
You want to go front row?
Hi, I think you look something like this.
Some of the people right here? I figured.
I'm not sure if you can get close to that.
Like, because you'd be on the front of the beachers?
Yeah.
You want a camera there?
I love that.
Love that.
We gotta win this.
Let's go crazy, bro. Come on. How's the format work?
Good it gives like a five on five like the yeah, I think I think it's like a abs
Yeah, I think it's the same as like and be honest 48 minutes. There's no way
That's crazy. It's 2020
You good
If you need someone to tag in at any point you feel tired. Oh, no, I'm good. I'll just
I'll be right there. Maybe a little water?
Well, I like to. Okay.
I could do more than water though.
I used to really hoop, bro. Back in high school, man.
Are these seats not sitable?
Are these seats all walled off?
Yeah, nobody's sitting over here.
back to it
back to it y'all
is that a marching band? that's a marching band though
yeah
alright
back to behind the commentators
there you go
ready
I feel like this is an air rack video how I snuck into the school I'm a
professor at
oh it's toasty bro it's gonna be hot in here
wise luggage sheets up these are my butt pants they make my butt look nice
oh my god the game got delayed yeah we know it got delayed but we couldn't get
the Wi-Fi to work in the at the fashion show but like I don't mind not being
around streamers for 30 minutes that's cool me
What you doing? You don't like me?
I was just a little too close. I was kind of off the active body.
Oh, but like, don't, you can't keep your seat open the way.
Well Christian can sit there. Oh, Christian can sit there? Okay, yeah, yeah, good looks.
So when's the game? I'm not sure. Oh, France is getting their butt split.
Maybe you gotta sit here. Apparently France is getting their butt split.
I think I called it a score.
It's deserved.
Terrible country.
It's too hot there.
You guys just happened to go on the hottest day
and reported history.
I wear my I Heart Parish shirt, but...
There's Coach, there's Coach.
Hey, Coach.
He was left with fucking.
Coach was left with fucking.
Oh, they let in streamers now.
They let in streamers now.
might take this off but it's not like hot in here but it's warm and it's gonna
get hot in here because there's no AC in here. Well lowkey might take this off.
Petition to give all the mods a raise after all the streamer you lodged or
bro I already give them you know how you can give the mods a raise donate to the
stream I get all my donations to the mods. That's how they get a raise.
I'm sorry, what else do you want?
I give all the donations.
All the donations.
You don't got a bag with us, no?
No.
I just hold it in.
I'll just put it on the chair.
Shut up.
I'm just playing with Zaxby's sauce on his shirt.
Yeah, he must have sent you a card.
Don't be my chick
All right, got it
Check remind me of that before we get back
Is that the student section
Oh, that's funny. Easy Musician. Oh, it is marching band.
Nice. This is a copyright, is it? No.
We're just going to lose the revenue of this portion. How?
It's a little loud.
Great tune though.
Okay, you can do it.
I want to see that.
Maybe work with stabilization.
Okay.
Turn around.
Okay.
King? Interesting. Because I've seen people fly in.
There's more people coming in. Hold on. Let's go.
This is a hard spot.
Right behind.
You see, I need basketball players to help me.
Put them over here. Huh?
They're like, I and now people work here.
I'll be back.
I'll just post about here.
I don't hate the rule because otherwise the fashion show would perform really poorly
if you were allowed to like be here do whatever but I just want to sit down
really
raise plan oh yeah he's all sure me 25 should not just be a 2026
I feel like the 2026 is crazy compared to the 2025.
So the DAPS, the DAPS are live and the lady already told me to leave.
And it's not like she's going to lose her ability to see.
So I feel like what's going to happen is she's going to see us and then kick us out again and again.
So I'd rather just wait.
I don't mind waiting, but I don't want to blow up a daft spot.
I love it.
Yo.
I can maybe make a bet.
Like on who wins?
Professor Elmarkic predictions.
Someone who really thinks 2025 is gonna win.
In alumni, in alumni.
I was gonna find an alum.
Oh, did I win?
Beach, fire, from something.
From something?
Yeah.
Get ass.
Yeah.
You made that guy?
Yeah.
What's your name?
Cheek.
Cheek?
Yeah.
You said what?
Yeah.
I was cooking.
What, I cooked your ass?
I made it, yeah.
Love it here.
All right, good to meet you man.
What's your name?
Shersley.
Arkin Sauce.
That makes sense.
Oh!
It's not going to play tap.
Are you sure 20-26 is going to win?
Because it'll be easier to get to 20-25 then.
I need you in this stick.
I'm just asking my professor what I'm getting in your class.
Okay.
What do you think I'm getting in your class?
D-plus?
I'll take it.
Not fairly.
I'm going to do my stuff.
I don't know what might be on me.
Hey, you do it.
Are you coming here for a moment?
Yes sir.
Well,
I feel good about 2026's chances.
2026's chances?
Yeah, in the basketball game.
2026, 25.
100%, very, very, very, very good.
I'll make a little bet.
What's up?
Not much.
I like when you talk money.
Let's do
25 gifted instantly the moment the game ends. I got 20 25 you got 20 26
Fuck it. Let's do 50
I'm not gonna do it. We're locked in. We're locked in immediately. I mean not a second
Not two not three seconds immediately get to get it. We love luck
How we doing that's good
I thought you weren't coming no, I made it you see you were my power point please. I know you really think I wanted the most successful
I will you actually you are factually are you like I said it?
Oh, yeah, I gotta do it. Yeah, I like the tutorial. It's just a little loose. It's just oh your lawns too long
Yeah, undo it undo it undo it under under I'll do it for you. Yeah, I had to learn how to tie a tie from Google
Thank you so much. I'm a little sweaty. I'm you know a full Windsor. Yeah
No, okay, I'm gonna be honest.
I asked the guy at the hotel to tie it for me.
He did a full Windsor.
Is that good?
It's a nicer way to tie a tie,
but it's harder to do,
and we've got to measure it wrong.
It's a long tie to be fair, though.
Yeah.
No, yeah, I'm a short guy.
But you never learn how to tie a tie?
No, I never used to go to events where you tie ties.
I guess that makes sense.
You didn't go to prom?
No, I didn't go to prom.
Why not?
It was too expensive to get an outfit,
so I didn't want to ask my mom.
That's nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So then I stayed home playing QTA 5,
and I did a nice.
like it? Hell yeah, that was the life. You know, Damon? Damon? What did you do for a problem?
I went stag. It means I went without a date. I went with my friend Evan on razor scooters.
That's nice. You regret it? That was awesome. The girl that I asked you said no, also got
cheated on that night. So that was awesome for me. What do you mean that was awesome?
Okay, it's a little like wrinkled because the guys tie earlier. Yeah. No, this is this way better though
Let me get there. Thank you. We did lovely. Hey. Yes. Do you want a photo? Yeah
We think you're gonna win this I don't even know who's playing I just got here. I'm still like just a streamer you door class
Oh, it's when he said reverse 26
26 my boy you make 26. Yeah
Do you want to put some money on it?
Oh, let's do it.
I got money right here.
Let's do gifted tugs.
Okay, whatever, I'll just give you cash.
How much cash is that?
It's only 200.
40 gifted, then.
40 gifted?
I'll give you 40 gifted.
I get a 200 cash.
Let's do it.
Okay, so you have 25?
I got 25, you got 26.
I'll give 40 instantly, but it's over.
I'll give you a money instantly, I promise.
I'm fine.
Free money.
Free money, free money, I'm sorry.
Oh, lucky.
I left the collar on.
Thank you, sir.
I can't wait to go to your class.
I was trying to save it.
You coming tomorrow?
Yes. What time is it?
Noon.
I'll be there.
I did 301.
Get a sandwich.
Dude, that cash could be really clutched for the night.
You should have gifted them.
Yeah, but now I can have some cash.
And we could use that as the metaphor of how much.
Like this is the most you can bet up to 200 gifted you can bet over three bets and now it's like
Are you gonna how you've been able to sleep well yeah, but I don't think it's as rowdy as last year. No last year was insane
It's nice to be back.
Because there's like 60 more screams just came in.
I'm in a different plane.
Oh, that is more professors?
Oh, that's perfect.
So it's been more chilled, but they've migrated
because ties there more often.
Good luck.
We'll see.
Hey, Lacey.
I heard you like gambling.
What?
I love it.
I heard you like gambling.
I love gambling.
What are you doing tonight?
What time?
You hear about the blackjack tables?
No, what time?
What time are you free?
After 11?
Yeah, you're not free to...
After 11?
After 11, see, you're not free until...
What the fuck are you doing after the game?
8 to 11, I'm on reserve.
You're what?
I, um...
I have FNCS.
What the fuck outta here?
Come on, bro!
What the fuck outta here?
You're playing fucking Fortnite, bro.
I'm a pro gamer!
I'm a professional gamer on top of street.
I'm gonna be game 1A211.
I play Valor for 7 hours, I don't blame him.
I just think he would be really bad at blackjack.
I'm trying to ask people specifically who I think I can make money on.
But yeah, I understand. It's not...
It's gaming, I'm a...
Teacher, I don't get paid enough, so I'm trying to...
Yeah.
Other doors up.
I see some people walking in.
Maybe we try.
I saw clips from the class because I just got here today.
Okay.
You're alumni.
What's your name?
Nizzi.
I'm Ludwig, a professor at L.
Nice to meet you.
I watched your video.
You're a professor at L.
I'm Ludwig, a professor at L.
I watched your video, how to be a streamer, and the live stream that you did with the second presentation that you did.
Can I ask you a vulnerable question?
No. We had a point in the lesson yesterday, I don't know if you saw this, about the viewership changes from the 2025 alumni, and whether they went up down or say the same.
Did you see that?
Yeah, and then you put like the three examples.
And what was your experience?
So you haven't seen like a lot of blow-up for streamer you I mean like the third
long-term yeah I mean like the first time around I kind of was like trying to
like get people to be more invested in me but the way that I was doing it was I
was kind of a little more selfish right okay instead of like walking up to you
and just telling you what I got going on just like other people buying into who I
am yeah you know what I mean that's interesting like the method that I did
was wrong yeah and like the thing that you said about YouTube like I wasn't
and taking YouTube serious like that, you know,
and now I'm kind of like learning the game.
YouTube is different though, because I came from Tik Tok.
And Tik Tok, you just got the post.
Today's class is all about YouTube.
Yeah, yeah.
If you didn't see it.
Tomorrow noon, I got a class.
Okay.
Which you did tonight at 8.30.
I was gonna see what was up with the,
I guess it was like a frat thing, but I'll,
I believe there is a frat thing.
What's the frat thing?
It's like at nine.
Nine?
Yeah, and it's like, it's like off-campus.
Oh, it is off-campus.
Yeah, so it's gonna be, yeah.
That shit's gonna be crazy.
Yeah, but I'll be there, Nick.
Whatever you want.
I'm gay, I'm taking notes.
What's your new project, it sounds like?
I'll see you tomorrow noon.
No, I'm taking notes.
All right, okay.
Thank you, and thank you for here.
Asia, you guys got a good class.
I appreciate that, thank you.
Well, we gotta ask Nick then.
That's what we're competing against.
Maybe we'll just take who's left behind.
Who doesn't go to frat night?
Yeah, but that's fucking...
Who's better to fucking scan than a frat guy, the fucking idiots?
But no one would pay out.
You could not enforce payout at frat night.
They would just walk away.
I can't let you in here.
I'm still taking it.
I know it.
I'm sorry, brother.
Don't worry.
I'm gonna finish.
I appreciate you doing your job.
Fuck!
Fuck that!
Girl you know ah ah ah
Oh man
I don't know, I guess when the fashion show is over, let's check race stream
Do blackjack at friday night with cash
I don't want a good friday night
Friday night sounds like a miserable one.
What?
The travel too is going to suck.
The travel back is going to suck.
I'm not going to drink.
It's going to be a bunch of nuisance streamers,
but now they're drunk and high.
Fuck that shit.
Yeah, my game plan is
Stay here and run our blackjack.
I think that's a good game plan.
Let's check if Ray is still at the fashion show.
You trying to check?
Oh, dude, they deadass just went live at the fashion show.
Like Kai, no joke, literally just went live to do it.
It's kind of tough.
It's actually really well shot on his stream, but the connection is just so bad shit.
Alright, we can just hold up then.
Oh my god, I want a haircut so bad.
Arkey's getting here since 316.
Arkey?
Arkey, you cut my shit?
I promise you, I cut my hair from three years.
You can cut beaver hair.
I can get you right, I can clean up you up, I can do this, I can do that.
I probably can't, like, scissor me.
But now I can!
Oh!
That's my shot!
I'm sorry.
I don't want to be scissored.
What's going on over here?
I'm so rinsing that TV right now.
You guys, Professor Al's over there.
Here is Professor Fun.
Yay!
And I get scissored.
They got quite after that one.
And it was 2-0, no?
4-0?
Francis was in 4-0?
It's because it was so hot.
I'm glad I'm not watching, bro.
Fuck that shit.
Four nil's insane.
And Moppe's not getting the golden boot.
That's for sure.
Why can't you give me a score for it?
What'd you tell him about it?
Yeah.
That's something I'm a little happy about here.
Which, what video are you talking about?
Carrot!
Yeah, man.
That's the pass we had and what she was.
I like to hear that.
Come on, everybody, get it.
We're going!
Aha, we're going.
People did say video and I kind of ignored it.
He knows it with a bunch of notes of what I missed,
because I keep missing it.
But I feel like he knows it with a bunch of notes of what I missed because I keep missing.
And then when I see you, it's not the appropriate time.
And can I ask you a question?
Do you think it's my responsibility to make up the work you missed?
Oh.
So then why would I be sending email?
The fact that I really want it and I probably really need it, then it's like, okay.
The information's out there. I'll post it online.
Oh, okay.
Before you can come to class tomorrow at noon.
Okay.
It might not be my class, but I'll be there.
No, you won't.
Yes, I will.
They don't say this, they never show up.
Okay.
Who'd you see?
I would love to be proven wrong.
I don't think it's time yet.
There's no universe inside.
I mean, definitely can't.
How's the people sure about that?
They're just trying not to let people in,
because they want to wait for the fashion show to end.
I'm having a hard time.
Seven minutes.
No, that's when I let people in.
I see some people sneaking in, though.
And how is that happening?
You don't want to be with people.
We're rule followers.
You want to get quit in the job.
I see that smart solidify the spot now. I'm learning
But I didn't ask for a video did I
the hot ass fucking homework.
Check, this is the way the hot ass homework is.
Submit to me once your idea that implements the content
funneled to stream must end up creating good bots,
good clips, and good videos that streams should contain.
Yay, the homework is to come up with the idea
that would do that.
So we don't have to do the video.
Not yet.
I just want you to come up with the idea
to practice the process of ideation.
You see what I'm saying?
Cause I think what I want you to work on
All right, is thinking about what you're gonna do on stream
and coming up with segments that's like,
oh, that's a better YouTube video,
or oh, that could be a great clip moment,
or this could farm a lot of clips.
And so just thinking of ideas that do that.
But what about if I'm like the kind of person
that just naturally get clips,
like I don't even have no clip or an envelope.
Dad, do you have your phone available?
Do you have your phone available?
Do you have YouTube on that phone?
Yes.
Do you wanna pull up your YouTube channel for me?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, so call me here like five minutes.
20? Hi, what's up?
Um, 20? 21?
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to help.
I'm coming with you.
We're gonna be here in like 3, 4 minutes.
Let's check the YouTube channel.
Could you go up your channel for me?
Give it up.
Ah.
Okay.
One moment. The wifi.
Right.
I see 29 subscribers.
and I see zero videos posted.
But I'm not a YouTuber.
Why?
Because I'm a, they don't work for me.
Are you funny?
I am.
Do you want to grow?
I do.
How many viewers do you have?
Right now?
Yeah.
About two or three.
Do we want more?
We do.
So how are we going to get them?
But that's what I'm saying.
I don't think YouTube works for me.
Like this is too hard, right?
Are you funny?
I am.
Do you have a great personality?
I do.
Do people want to see that personality?
I don't know.
I think the answer is yes YouTube is not a monolith against you
I think you just haven't put the work in to figure out how YouTube works, and I think I think you're being too comfortable
I think you know what works
Oh, maybe it really works on Instagram
And so you've hone in on that because it feels really good because you post an Instagram you get great energy back
But what you're not doing is the hard thing which is doing the thing that doesn't work to make it work
Who's scared to be uncomfortable you don't want to post something that sucks
And then I'm gonna get to thousand views now.
Yes, and now what?
But who cares?
Like, was your first stream amazing?
Did your first stream have 2,000 viewers?
The first year you ever did ever?
It's your time, yes.
Okay, maybe you just gotta like that little key.
No, but I came on Instagram.
Right.
So when I made my TikTok,
I just told Instagram, I had to come over to your house.
But like, your first Instagram post had,
your first Instagram post.
Where by?
Didn't that take some time to grow a base?
But you had to learn it a bit.
I'm not like that.
You're just different.
Straight from Facebook to Instagram.
I'm different.
I'm prospering on Twitter.
I've received that from you.
21,000 followers and I can't even like 300 followers.
Okay, well let me just say this to you.
Because I've seen a lot of clips of you and you make me laugh.
I do.
Yes.
Twitch gets so many monthly active users they have.
How many?
Yes.
260 million. Big number. Big number.
YouTube, guess how many monthly active users they have?
2.7 billion. Okay?
It's the number one thing that people watch on TV in the world
is YouTube. And you're not on it.
That just seems like a mistake to me. Alright? I don't know. I'm just
saying, I think you could get good at YouTube and I think you have a person out there that people would enjoy
I think you I think you should I think you should
And who cares what sucks?
Yes
You'll get better at it
You know what you're right he's right
Another point
I haven't seen you in class yet.
Yes you have. I was in class. I came to class late and I said right in the back and you
kept telling everybody shut up shut up shut up you gave some boy three shirts and he
got a wire. He gave you a payment of $1,000 and then you asked the question and I raised
my hand and he said he didn't even answer the question and he took other two of them
and he said I didn't even ask the question and I told him all they do is answer the
question.
So we both got stuff to work on?
We do. I'm going to go work on my shit and you're going to work on your shit.
Alright, 50.
Look at my shit.
Now that I remember,
we did get ants in the big ant.
Sometimes you get clocked.
That's what it is.
Yes!
Yeah, alright, cool.
Right now?
Jack!
I know I think it's because I'm a piece of that one more time. Love week is a shooter
I've witnessed it with my own eyes put a lot of money on you
I believe in you and it's for you. We got this
I'm right here that's Cory by the way
Over here
Is that the lights are a problem?
Probably a problem.
You want to go right there?
Right here or up there?
I can't.
I forgot your red bull man.
You are?
I forgot my red bull.
What can you do?
Bigel.
Oh damn they doing a they doing a
He thinks he's on the team is a to Guapolo
Oh Hooper?
He's got the jersey on.
I didn't know Guapo was a Hooper like that.
Oh I'm ready for this shit.
Silke's on the team. Silke wasn't great at basketball jams.
Silke was pretty ass at basketball jams.
I think he has his moments. He's Filipino.
Why are you saying he's Filipino? Like that makes him a good Hooper.
Filipinos love basketball famously.
Is there a Filipino Hooper in the NBA?
I'm there a little short.
I'm right here.
I did see that somewhere.
I'm short too, man.
I could say that.
I did see some of these like the Philippines
is the greatest country in basketball on earth
until the age of like 16.
Gonna be one nice lonely girl.
What up?
Girl, you know, ah, ah, ah.
All right, Chad, we got a lot of money on this one.
You got,
you gotta take 50 on my pocket.
25, you don't know shit about Cory.
You don't know shit about Cory.
I'm getting Cory and literally a figure.
You literally gave me three money.
Four of the guy on 25.
Yeah.
Yes, I beat him in the pickup.
I mean, he's good, but come on, bro.
Like, was it close?
No.
All right.
10 score difference, 5 to 10.
But you played varsity, right?
No.
I'm trying to get the best point.
Software here.
Yeah, but I stopped caring because I realized I couldn't control it, so I became more obsessed
over like YouTube view count, which is something that I have to control with it.
How do you actually control it?
Because I don't know if it's a good guess.
How good of a video it is, how good of a package it is.
And I felt like it was a skill I could get better at.
I don't know how to say it.
Just look at the video.
Yeah, and I keep telling like,
if I'm just telling guys to go, it's a long line,
I'm just saying this.
I think that's like a very tangible skill you can work on and see the results a lot of times.
I think intro thumbnail title, yeah, that's like 60% of your video success.
That is tougher for me to answer because I haven't edited my own videos in 7 years.
So I would talk to an editor if I were you.
I wouldn't I would feel wrong giving advice because I don't think it's my expertise
I can't do chat for shit. Really? Mine's been fun
You got chat
Yeah, you all see me
You didn't watch a fashion show.
My stream just got edited.
It was so good.
I know.
It looked awesome.
No problem.
Mine's going in and out.
Check.
Are you on Wi-Fi?
I am on the Wi-Fi.
It looks okay on, but it's kind of ass.
It looks like it's good.
All right.
I just can't get checked.
Here, I think you can use my phone, then.
You got it
You guys have an L picture profile
picture profile. This is a mobile piggery. This is a camfrosion.
Do you see this now? Yeah, I got you.
Okay, low key.
Chad, do you think T-merc 225 is going to lose?
because I could get out of my bed by bedding 90 gifts in gray and then I
would be even and shoot have to pay out the bet you know what I'm saying it's
kind of messy of me but it would get me out of the predicament
I just, I hedged. I hedged with Ray and she covers my, she covers my dad. Good work.
Ray! What?
What do you think is going to win?
I think that was play.
It's Schumer U 2025 or 26?
I feel like 26 is being more nervous because it's like the first time being here, it's
That's true.
You want to put some money on it?
Wait, 525 cents.
Alright, I'll root for...
How about if 2025 wins?
I pay you, I pay you 26 when you pay me out.
Wait, but who's on TV? Who's on TV?
I don't even know.
I think, like, Gory and Marlin, I genuinely don't know.
I think...
Okay, deal. I'm for 2026.
No, no, I'm for 2026.
No, no, no, I'm for 2026.
Jason, you trying to make it bad?
What?
I'm betting on 2026.
I'm also betting on 2026.
Who do you try to make it bad?
I'm betting on 2026.
I'm a winner now.
I just do a 50 gifted.
50 gifted to you and 50 gifted to me.
I'm a humble teacher.
Alright, I'll give you a...
I'm not a sexist deal.
Two sexist?
Yeah.
I'll go for 26.
You give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
It's a proven to me saying I might give you five.
It's a proven to me saying maybe.
I'm so bad at it.
And no worries, no worries.
No?
I'm not.
Are you saying it's a professional deal?
Yeah.
I'll give it to you.
I just think twice about that.
Y'all hear about blackjack by the way, not 30.
You hear about blackjack at night, again, here?
It's at the, what's that room across?
It's in the third floor of the V-Way,
like where the professors are at.
On that, on the lane booth.
Yes, on the third floor they're doing blackjack night.
Are you going to the frat thing though?
The frat thing.
Tonight.
Oh, that's tonight too.
I'm back too. I'm skipping that shoot. I'm 31, bro.
Yeah, don't feel so good, does it?
Oh, here.
Wait, how old are you again?
Oh, you don't remember?
Three?
Two.
Damn!
She's not 31.
It's 9 p.m., the third floor of the B-Wing.
It's like a professor's dorm.
Is it double deck or six deck?
It's double deck.
Okay, I'll do it.
But it's like running simultaneously to the traffic.
That's fine.
Do you not go on traffic?
Well, if you jump on the black track, I'll pick you up on the black track.
There we go.
Yeah, but here's traffic.
I love to jump in the block track, I love to jump in the block track.
There we go.
Yeah, I'm here to grab you.
I don't know what to say.
I said, are you young enough to say that you're still young?
Yeah, that's because you know, for fuck's sake.
Say, what's the most you've gambled?
You're saying you're a gambler?
Who's saying that?
Uh, one person in chat.
I can tell you.
No, no, it's okay.
Uh, that's like you love to gamble.
What's the most you've ever won and the most you've ever lost in a day or a night?
I've most is like 75,000 that you won
Yes, yeah, we've got lost the house. Yes. We also lost 75,000
What was the bed
Oh, it was just double the flat jack,
I'd like to prove that Rock Casino lost the game.
And what's the most you've ever won?
I think I've walked out 30 up.
That is so much less than 75.
I know, but the 75, it was like me and Togi
and we were doing a great YouTube video,
so like, motions were like heighten.
But like, me on my own, I'm on my own,
like no cameras, I've never lost 75s out.
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Overall, Casino gambling I'm popular.
Really?
Yeah.
These Casino gambling I'm down, but gambling I'm up.
No, poker.
Oh.
I won $230K in one day.
Really?
Yeah, it was awesome.
Where do you live?
L.A.
I'm surprised I've never seen you at a house game.
I don't really go often.
I used to run an online poker ring.
And I like ran it for a while in college and I played a lot and then I did like a poker night with a 100k buy-in
with like ninja
XQC Phil Helmuth
I've seen him at Rock of Bunch.
So, um, God, what's his name? Alan?
Why can't I think of his name right now? Chat help me out. But you know like Phil Helmuth, Doug?
I'm playing on everyone who wants to play the game.
Alan Keaton.
He put in like 400 pay that night.
Yeah.
Yeah, Alan Keaton.
Der, what's the name?
The poker legend.
Oh, the terrible?
Tonga one.
No, not the camera.
But yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, you hosted it?
Yeah.
It was like streams.
It was streams!
It's okay.
There's a lot of views for these ones.
There was one stream, like,
streamer celebrity poker table.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That helped me floss a lot.
No, poker's fun.
Poker's fun, it's fun.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fun for people to play with.
Yeah.
I've never played nice and easy for you.
Yeah, I've played a winner.
A quarter of a million.
Good day.
What's that?
I tried not to, but...
Shut up!
I you know that at Robin Hood I used it to invest and then they added prediction markets
So I've dabbled
Because I never wanted to download it because it's I'm quite susceptible to doing it
And I don't want to do it
But it's since it's on Robin Hood and I had some money there investing
I've done it in the past, but I try to steer clear
But usually like the most I bet was on the the Dodgers of the World Series
On that yeah, like 20k on that. That was stressful
But it's built in they're more like a casino than an investing app at this point. Yeah
This was blocking you
I'm thinking tomorrow, yes, after my five.
Oh my God, I'm so excited to see them.
Alright, so Chad, we're going for 25.
It's class of 25, it's class of 26.
I got $450 on class of 25.
And with a teacher's salary and a mere 800 grand a month in sponsors, we're going to
need this.
Yeah!
Oh, there's a bus 25 right here.
That's my boy right there.
There.
Look at my squad, look at my squad, bro.
What is this squad?
Oh, fucks.
Alright, battery's fine.
I hold.
Here I be.
Don't go anywhere.
I thought it was going to be a blowout.
OK.
I mean, I could still low-keep on offer that.
Would you like to gamble with me?
Yeah, let's gamble. Let's gamble.
I'll put on my savings.
I have $3 to my savings.
I thought, let's do it.
Do you have how much of your savings?
$2.
What about a $450 investment opportunity?
Tell me about it.
You could double your money in one hour.
All you have to do is place a bet on Street Breaker in 2025 to win.
No, no, no, I'm 2026.
2025, I've got all of them up. I'm 2026.
Are you sure?
Yes.
But at your great investment up, did you look at the dominant height of 2025?
Well, let me tell you something. First of all, money might be trash,
Raka cannot play.
play. Red is a little bit nice.
Holy just for nothing.
Jessica has a baby.
Oh, Red.
Thay Liu is not part of the Brown Jets family.
And Red, what if DBAG, he can't play, he's a musician.
So none of them is playing.
The odds is zero percent.
So if somebody had that on streaming in 2025,
do you think that he'd be dumb?
Yeah, dumb.
See, you see that? You see, you see, you see, uh, you see Mano, Mano is going to score 90 points.
If Mano does not score 90, I quit streaming.
If Mano does not score 90, I quit, I quit streaming.
How long have you been streaming?
I've been streaming for four years.
And now it's here for you.
Okay, uh, Professor Al.
Oh, so now, when is your class?
Tomorrow at noon.
What do you teach?
How to get lucky?
I need it. I need it for 4 years. I've not gotten lucky.
I'm afraid that if you do what I'm going to do, this is a prayer house speech.
That's why if you're lucky, and actually I'm not going to start from here,
just do what I'm going to do. I'm lucky already.
I'm here everyday.
Room 303.
That's a little challenge.
What?
That's a little challenge but yes.
So, in Nigeria, Noma 303 is a different channel.
That's why I used to watch Aids, I used to watch Jessica.
Yes, you can go with Skye.
Yeah, 303.
What channel is Dizzy channel for you growing up?
Manu's 52.
Posers?
302.
What's your Twitch username?
My Twitch is at ryanddnz.
Rine and zoom, Rine and Zoom, Rine and Zoom,
we're like how do I get end zoom?
Oh, Rine and zoom, how does white end zoom,
Rine and zoom, oh.
Rine and zoom, Rine and zoom, Rine and zoom.
It's over, it's over.
Oh, everybody say hi to Lord damit.
Lord, we say hi to them.
Say hi to you.
Everybody say hi to Lord damit.
Hello!
We're having this class tomorrow.
We put our beds, our beds, $3 on top of the AC26.
I'm out, I'm out.
I'm not back in the game.
I'm out.
Fine, I'll bet.
Let's bet it.
Three dollars.
Let's go.
Three dollars.
You know.
Why we standing?
Where's the close game?
You think it's gonna be close?
Because I'm looking and they seem like there's a height gap.
Let's go, 2025.
That's what 20-23.
Hey, they'll be afraid to throw out some punches.
If Marlin's scoring too much.
And go for the ankles there.
And so can I look at you and see you.
And you're looking right through the night.
And our friends are still there.
Oh, say does that star spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
And...
Thank you.
That was a question I was all crazy about the next time.
She got 5,000...
You talked to her class.
She was in our class today.
She's a singer.
She's got 5 million subscribers.
That's my student. She said we should congratulate her. She did such a great job
Wait, why don't I see Pudgy on the board?
Yeah, budgie!
Hey, French court again!
Uh-oh! The comeback!
Oh my god, liking so many people fucking don't!
No?
That ain't a word.
Nick, you have a frat party effort tonight.
Oh, what's that gonna take over there?
What's the name of the video?
Yeah, you forgot.
What's the name of the product?
Damn, the product is just a...
It's a...
It's not a signal.
I think I got it.
I can't I can't I'm a useless streamer
We could get out of our bed.
Let's look at warm-ups a bit. Look at the warm-ups.
Look over here. How are we doing?
Great.
That is Tota.
That's the rim.
He can't even touch the fucking rim.
And you're going for that spot?
I'm going for 26.
Are you going for 26?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck that, I'm out.
You guys, you've been going for 25,000 hearts, aren't you?
No, I want 26.
I'm trying to leverage my bet.
You already have a bunch of money on you.
I'm trying to hedge it.
All right.
Honestly, I respect it.
I'm trying to get out to pawn my shit on someone else.
Find someone that's emotionally attached to you.
I'm a pig.
Even the other alumni are saying they're dog shit.
Because I didn't know!
Well, we have to think about the logic. They've had team chemistry in the past few days.
Oh my God, he's stucky! We're so back!
With one because it saved the scours, you're not doing much right now.
The finals is pretty good though.
I gotta loosen my belt. It's constricting my urine flow.
I'm not playing that game.
I'm just gonna have to go.
It's $25!
Alright, we got $453 on this guy.
They're like checking game balls. They got real-ass refs.
Alright, it's $2.25, the half-time cheer performance.
It'll probably be like an hour and change all day.
and then it's dinner and then it's blackjack and then we're ending so I
can make my size for the month
43 you got me a lot
we have a mainstream ingest
I want the mainstream it oh wait yeah Tim can you put the mainstream and then
it's picture-in-picture but it won't be it won't be live you already did it
God damn it Tim, you beautiful man.
Oh my God, he just, he just wrote his son, Deju Guapo.
So who's the coach for 25?
His legal shooter is a crazy good coach.
And they also practice
You ever want to make more as a cameraman
All you have to do is bet on streamer 20 25 to win
What about this?
Uh...
Hi, how are you?
Wait, you remember his name?
Yes, that's me.
Last name? Uh, Suffer.
What's the hell?
Lowkey, that's Suffer.
It's like Lowkey, it's a...
It's over.
Oh.
D, X, the last name.
That's a mouthful.
Wait, so they got
Okay, so they got Max,
and they got...
Oh my god!
Ah!
No stun!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Not a clown!
This is gonna be...
This is gonna be dead ass a fucking one hour cutscene.
Can we swap it so the game's big and out small to corner?
Boom!
Let's go Holey!
Alright, why would you stop that?
Hey, slow it down y'all!
Slow it down!
Slow it down 25!
That was on the south, that was on the south.
Oh, yeah, dummy!
Ah!
Tim, I don't have tech, you got me delayed my camera by like three seconds so there's
no lag, do you know what I'm saying?
You can really do that.
All right, Marlon.
Oh, that's such a good start.
And all that was fucking amazing.
Planet station.
Oh, what a pass!
Damn, 25 actually looks good.
Hey, Yuki!
Yuki!
You can't go to practice!
Very low key tone.
This for the love of God, please don't put Rekai or Tota on the court.
All right, what do we got?
S.J. Seiko, right?
Hey!
Yeah, open lane!
We have to double their points.
That's a lot of fruit.
Abel! Abel!
Let's go 25!
pull off, pull it off, hey, hey, hey, that's elbow, that's elbow
walking down
is he faster, he's better than a log
that's still funny
you scored a three
you scored
and bop, they scored a second one
no shot man
no lie, and bop, they scored a second one
he's about to get the golden boot
It's already like he's a smart man.
Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole.
This is going to need to.
Should I start a wave?
Jump on, jump on, jump on, jump on, jump on, jump on.
Oh shit, oh shit
Yeah, they all just fought time out time out
My god
That got a little heated there
Let's go
25 let's go
Let's go 25!
Let's go!
Y'all ready?
One more time y'all! Let's get ready for the wave!
All right, unironically, 25 is way better than I thought.
I think 26 is playing a little nervous, and I actually think it matters they have not
slept at all.
That's foul. That's foul. That's foul. That's foul. That's foul. That's foul. That's good call.
They're playing a little, they're going to get into blows I think.
The way they're playing is already pretty aggressive.
Let's go Westview!
Oh, they're both Westviewers.
Oh, fuck.
I had a thing about that.
Alright, let's go.
We have one and no turnovers no turnovers
My good screen now what they're doubling you that means someone's open swing the ball swing the ball
That's good D right there don't pull up. Oh, I like this. I like this. I like this. That's an open leg
I think I was clean I think I was clean
That is cheating!
Bro, they have the loudest marching band in the world!
Show that!
Bro, how are they allowed to play on the fucking loudest drums to have ever been invented?
Hey, you got this, don't be nervous!
He missed both? He missed both? Fuck me, he missed both.
Minus two.
Did he just go attack?
That was fire. That was a good shot.
This was a good shot.
I
Think you're
Oh, man.
You're doing great.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you gonna give us a score for this one?
Are you part of the crowd?
We are the score.
That was tough.
Four-four.
That was enough.
They're missing so many free throws.
He got a warning for the rebound.
Trust your teammates to make it, bro.
Trust your fucking teammates to make it.
Let's go 2-6!
Am I right now?
Let's go 2-6!
Let's go Tuesdays!
Am I right now?
Let's go Tuesdays!
I'm gonna kill myself real with this!
I need this!
Oh wait, why am I cheering for 26?
I'm cheering for 25.
What the fuck?
Yes!
Wait, what the fuck?
Yes!
That's on me.
Time out? Okay, PP break.
DRB.
Come on, Red Bull.
Red Bull?
I got stressed out trying to leave so I came back.
It was like the only way to get out is go through the fort.
I think I stuck here.
Hey, oh, Kai!
Hey, dude.
Hey, Kai!
I want a bowl so bad.
Piss your pants like a child.
I'm not gonna piss my pants like a child.
That's free.
That's open.
Bye!
I hope you leave in.
Freak.
Sad.
It was like me at the fashion show.
That's free, that's open.
Oh yeah, I like that.
Be the better.
Oh my god, you're too greedy, bro.
All right, still Saturday, we're still up one.
That's your G.
Ah!
What are you, what was that?
Just go get the ball.
That was so lazy.
We tried to get it behind the back.
Oh man.
That was a horrible turn over.
It seems I'm in sync right now.
Over down one. That's right.
Lot of game to go.
I like that.
Lucky that was hand one.
I think that was a lot of contacts.
That's a lot of contacts.
Good steal.
That's so selfish to shoot that.
Lucky, lucky to rebound.
Reset. That's open.
That's open. That's open. Come on. That's open.
Let me off now. Let me go. Let me go!
And won!
Damn, that was tough. That was tough. They take some tough shots.
I honestly think this is a group that even I might struggle playing against.
you
He's a really good shooter, and he's got good handles, and he can really play ball.
He's like, he's like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a,
He's like a Tyler He-Ross.
Yeah, Tyler He-Ross in the fucking NBA.
Kev!
Kev's got a chairboard.
Keep locked off
Okay, no shade but why is DDG playing under the rim brother you're not getting the boards that we need
Ray foul
Off all power
Why is he bought some my love my love back because one of the players names
Let's go Nick fight my love fight my love
Yes, Tommy come on
Damn what a board
Oh
I don't know if he did it, did he hook?
Yo, did it, did he bounce?
The inches, no.
The inches, no, bro.
Hey.
No, so much energy.
Goats.
So much energy.
He was right.
Goats.
Yes!
All around.
I like that.
All around.
That was bad.
I don't know why he cut in, he should not have cut in from the corner, he don't cut in from the corner 3.
Not when the ball is on his side man.
Stolen, that's a great save.
The ball is actually playing great.
Get back! Get back! Damn!
Get ass! All the players on 25 were watching that happy.
It was Ray and DDG under the basket.
They just expected the team to score.
Bro, get back!
Man, that...
Oh my god!
Fuck you Daniel!
Oh, oh, oh!
Yeah, I'll use... I'll use...
What?
Bro, this is a JD game of basketball.
I swear to God, bro.
Carter Wall should have 80 points right now.
I've never watched a single battle.
Not one, but these guys are pretty good.
You know, like, 1-16.
That seems bad.
We have one guy who's really good, though.
That kill was an athlete, bro.
You didn't say that.
No fun, mama!
No fun!
He was like he was just a great athlete
Oh
All right, let's see it. They've missed like all the free throws today.
Add to the total. Add to the total.
I'm trying to keep things.
Man, what is this?
He's coming in. He's coming in on us.
Marlon's subbed off.
Let's go shoot her. Look, he's lighting them up.
Show that. Show that.
They look mad as hell.
I don't blame them.
They look mad.
They're looking mad.
I'm getting to see so much of myself in Coach Lepo Shooter.
Coach Lepo Shooter.
I even call him Coach Lepo Shooter.
That's a great steal. That was a great steal.
That's like a keeper!
That's like a keeper.
We're finished by now.
We're still up on. We're still up on.
Hey, by the way, we got a sub-zone right now.
And Zola's looking down on Mr. Oh, no!
Come on 25, it's gonna stop you y'all.
My faith is 5 points.
That was a great fake.
That dude!
That was a phenomenal fake though.
I think he's trying to shot the 3 though.
I guess hindsight.
What you got Ray?
You know what, Ray is getting shit on him.
great got zero fucking points zero six zero seals three turnovers that's a
tough stat line
and we're in there in the bonus and they're in the bonus 5 3 5 3
I prefer Spain win thank you because let me amize my cousin I'm Spanish
actually
Thank you
I'm sorry, I'm the mother of the toilet
I'm French
My name is Enzo
My name is Yves
I like that
You're faster, Marlon, please
Fight Marlon
Come on, Marlon!
No, I missed, but we scored.
Hey, you might have to handle $3.
Oh, no, no, yes.
Wait, it's looking pretty good for us.
You know what it's a good comment how is we're kind of locking you up Max you're a better
That's a good pass. That's a foul. Yeah, that's a foul. That's a foul.
Yeah, the pink shoes are raised shoes. I think they look really nice.
Apparently you did a collab with James Martin.
Don't shoot that, don't not shoot that.
Alright, also don't turn it over, what the fuck?
Bro, let's go through, right?
Cross ball, it better to pass small than it is big.
I might need to get in there.
You guys, for the medals!
Hey!
Scratch each other out there!
You said I'll shoot you.
You said I'll shoot and shoot you out mad.
Marlon's back here.
I guess they took a timeout. I didn't see that.
I think they took out Mikau, right?
Man, they played Mikau for about 90 seconds.
But I like how they played everyone, that's nice.
Now, I do have 453 on team 25, but I'll say I ride or die
Blackboy Max. If anyone's got people in him, they have people to meet. I'm not a
fellow you want trouble with. And I promise you that.
Go left!
All right, so 16-0, tie game, it's a good game.
A lot more fouls on our team though.
Our team is maybe a little aggressive.
Why does Ron have a mop?
Ron has a mop.
I got a sandbag!
Oh my God.
Marlon's playing rough today.
He played like some ass, he's just been a little too much.
I think he really wants to win, he's a little passionate, which is great, but it's like,
you do have one good play out of time.
Tom, Tom, ready to talk about this, how do you come back 28-3, one first down.
Has there been a 3?
I think they're like 0 for 7.
Everyone here is quite nervous.
I don't know what line they're playing with.
If it's the inside of the outside, I don't know the difference.
Oh my god, it's nothing.
Oh damn.
Oh.
That was almost really tough from Jessica.
Shoot that.
Yup.
Nothing but net.
Oh.
That's a really bad foul.
That's free.
That's really bad.
No reason to be doing that. You were late. You just got to accept you were late.
I like the team chemistry right here.
I'm not familiar really with the Streetman 20.25 alumni, I didn't watch it, so I don't
who the players are.
One of the two tall players, number 25 and number 25,
goes in to be the stars.
It's the symbols.
It gets three, one more to tie it up.
That doesn't look like no, but I guess
I'm gonna watch the hands.
One more to tie it up, let's go.
Oh, that's a good rebound. Good hustle. Another three, fake the drive. Jay Sinko with a three, so we'll shoot it.
Yeah, light on everybody watching.
Come on!
Come on, motherfuckers!
You light this on, dad.
Without watching.
How long, John?
Damn, Max is playing well.
Max is playing well.
21-20.
I need back later, man.
You gotta go eat.
5-4. They scored again. France is going crazy. Yeah, it's 5-4, bro. It's like a
baseball game. France in England. It's third place match.
Only two minutes left, but there's out of time now.
Stoppage.
So there's probably like 10 minutes, right?
All right, what do you got here, J. Cinco?
Nothing but nets.
Mostly red.
mostly ready lethal shooter fist bump Jason for the symbol play the symbols
are working bro I don't know if the symbols are working now because 26 is
We also missing a lot of free throws.
Yeah.
Shoot for my fault.
Extra point.
Almost tough.
Bad teammates.
I don't think Barlin needed to save it, but his teammates weren't really active right there.
Oh, good steal. Now what do we do with this?
6-4.
It sounds like Bellingham might win the fucking Golden Boot.
How do you get two goals and a six?
I think like two or three, I don't know.
It's six-four though now.
Obviously, I'm not going to guarantee the goal.
Wait, really?
There's two goals and a six, yeah.
But I thought he was one goal behind Messi.
I think it's even, Messi had more six.
So, if Hessian scores two goals...
Oh, that was tough and he got his own rebound.
Jessica's pretty tough.
Hey, get back though.
Hey, let's get back, y'all.
Oh, Marlon, what do we do with that?
That first bounce.
What do you say here?
Good pass.
Good
Everybody see the foul full-time games over
I
Can't score games kind of crazy though
Yeah, I feel like they low-key were like hey, why don't we just score a fuck ton seal his gold boot for message bitches
To say why not
It's two 20 minute halves still, right?
I think so because it's a half time show performance.
We got a lot of game labs.
Oh, I like that. That was a good point.
Oh, Darren!
That was a really great steal.
Yeah!
That was great basketball.
What the fuck is Argy doing as a cheerleader?
How's that left hand?
Man, I feel like sometimes the passes are like, it's like they're escaping pressure rather
than thought out.
They're just chucking it.
Oh, that.
I genuinely don't know how that was in the mouth.
That's a crazy no-call.
That is a ballistic no-call
I mean me. Oh, yeah, I don't think that's just a crazy foul. It's still foul
It's not maybe not a shooting foul, but like he did has jumped on
You know, you're not always gonna get the calls
Okay, Ray cannot be dribbling a basketball at that point.
So Ray is pretending to spot the pass under the rim, though.
Ray cannot be there.
With the ball too, it's crazy.
Oh, we're in the bonus, right?
Yeah, I don't know about 25 speed throws.
It's kind of hard, that's what I panic.
I think you have to go on the black line.
Oh, good books.
It's really hard to figure it out.
It's low key of fire.
Oh my God.
I'm sure you missed both free throws again.
I'm talking 25 is so hard.
It should be a tie game.
Like we are literally over seven on Frito, this is embarrassing.
Pull up!
Oh.
Hey, this is so weird, man, it's so weird!
Yes!
This is getting a little pathetic.
Man, he just stopped that we should call time out.
Oh yeah, well we need $3, let's go Marlon.
Huh? I said we gotta call time out.
I'm a teacher I don't make a lot I have to make money where I can
Like bro, how about you just like wear him in the back pack?
What are we doing?
Oh, hey.
I think I defences the foul.
He has 80 tenets.
Alright, but he'll probably miss it.
I don't...
26 has to miss a fucking free throw.
And guess who we foul every time?
26.
If he goes 2 for 2, I swear to God.
Alright, alright, that's good for us, that's good for us.
We need something before the half-x.
We were literally up four and now we're down eight.
Alright, what do we got here?
The punch does!
Spread out!
Yeah, that's it.
Yes, you're open. You're wide open.
There we go. There we go. That's a great call.
But you gotta hit that shot.
This thing's bad, right? With the red soki?
This shot is crazy like love it yeah, I think it's a good shot too
All right, I just please hit a free throw one free throw please one free throw
I know defense
That's why I should have gambled
I always say, I always say I'm not gonna gamble again
And then I gamble again
And I'm like maybe I make a bit of money
My fiance is gonna fucking kill me
Oh yeah, that's soft
That's tough.
Finally, finally a fucking bucket.
Get back!
Let's get back, y'all!
That's all for it.
All in time.
Hey boys!
No, tell him, tell him, tell him.
It's not a time for that.
Alright, alright.
Down six.
There's no time for that.
If we can get within four with money, that's ... perfect spot.
score game number all with that oh three right here
don't be shoot don't be shootin' that
I don't know how that wasn't foul low key
low key at all right once the shot clock's like a college shot clock
That is a massive mistake by Marlin.
They could have dribbled out the clock, and then they could have got the last shot of
the half.
It said Marlin forced to drive, and now we have one more chance at scoring.
Let's slow it down here.
All right, six isn't bad.
It's still a two-score game.
Let's make it four, though.
Let's make it four right here.
Slow it down.
Take a time.
Ten seconds.
Be the guy you want to be.
Be that guy you want to be.
See, be that guy. Be that guy. What you gonna do about it?
Ah-ha!
Jabba.
It's not a bad move, but like, he went for hero, he got sucked, and then he like, fucking popped. He popped.
It's like watching 8th grade basketball.
I've watched a lot of 8th grade basketball, this is a lot better than that.
All right, they got one more chance to score 3.8 seconds, that's a good amount of time.
Give Max the ball.
I think Max been the MVP, give Max the ball here for sure.
I like the full court press.
I don't know why there's so far back here.
Yeah, play a little further up here.
3.8's not a lot of time.
They're going to go to Max.
That was Ty Lill, right?
They literally fell for the oldest trick in the book.
All right, the only guy who does that in the NBA, I guess he got around here, was like
Chris Paul.
The pretend you are not playing, out of bounds, time to grow, and that was a master class.
I could not believe how well that was done.
That was beautiful.
And now a chance to make it a one-score game.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that free shot?
He did it.
Yeah, but that was like, oh my God, another shield.
Tylil, it's playing out of mind.
I didn't know Tylil hoops like that.
He plays like someone plays a lot of pick-up.
That was tough.
He didn't even put his hand up.
Ty, Lil's tough.
He's tough.
All right.
Hot tongue.
I got to pee.
All right.
Get the fishing.
Get the fishing here and drop it.
Christian here in charge. Hey young, we'll leave you a Christian.
You got him? I am a good Christian. We'll take Harry off.
He's just looking at us.
He's just looking at us, like he's live right now.
Where's what?
So where's the chance of looking at?
Where are you?
What do you guys think is winning?
I feel like Malone is the best.
They should have let me play.
I'm one of the best. How are you doing?
What's your name?
Sarah, have you seen me a lot?
I'm here. I can't say.
I'm here.
It's a chance, it's a chance.
It's a double two.
Yeah.
Oh, cheer other time.
I realize that you guys can see the live feed.
Oh, I don't need me to show it.
I'm learning.
What happened while I was gone?
That's his feet.
One of them is winning.
This is a higher score than I thought it started out really bad.
Watch the nerves.
Cam is being a giant bitchy ago.
painful. Every time off-screen we got to talk to that guy. Get him back in the gym
a little bit. He's carrying around like eight batteries. He gets a little room to
complain but...
He does need Ziggy's chat, that's a good gift, I'll bring him back.
If I tell you to sneak your chat, you can't bring this up.
Brotsons and he might have one for the Valoran tournament he's a little pent up
he gets one
he gets one chat just one you know what took one
It's a stressful baller tournament. You should have seen it on.
He was not having a great time.
Huh?
What's up, baby?
What's up?
Come back. You ready for the whole time?
Yeah, don't miss that, though.
Why are they saying what are we just seeing?
What?
I don't even like seeing it.
I used the vellows.
Did they nail it?
I was so mad.
I wish there was like 800 live streams to watch it by. Yeah, I guess I was.
Loki a weird flash.
My flash now.
Can you hold this?
Are they doing the marching band next?
You miss the game of the world, Rob?
It's not an electric, but it's third place.
It's hard for my heart to be in there.
But also, this is a pretty good game.
Hold up.
I got some thumbnails I got to reply to for cooking.
Damn, the air is so nice.
What do you guys think?
What's the marching band go on?
What are these guys?
you
How do you get around that?
Honestly, I'll hold it to use I don't know if that exists
Well, I be voice
Is this a block
Or is this like a group they brought?
They're doing awesome!
That's what I'm saying, I feel like they can't be screened when you shoot it for too
good.
Holy f**k, the abs are insane.
Fire.
You got the rebel sleeve on?
Wait, is that a Red Bull Athlete?
Hey, speed that way!
Yeah!
Let's go!
They're all Red Bull Athletes.
Oh my God!
We're amazing.
Yo, we should, uh, we should, like, sink up.
I try to be a B-boy for a day, and they try to be, uh, like, my type of acting for a day.
It looks like it hurt
Yeah, on hindsight it's crazy I've never seen it.
Yeah!
Oh!
Holy shit.
Let's go!
Damn.
I thought they were facing the crowd.
Yeah, that was a bummer that they were facing the camera,
which is the exact opposite side we are on.
So we get to see their facts, but it looked cool for you guys.
Sometime is worse to attend events in person.
Marching band time!
Is Jason the lead in this shit?
Is it again?
I'm rooting for 25 right now.
I think it can blow it off.
Yeah, I put a lot of money on it and as a professor I need this, bro.
I need this.
Well, they said no sitover there, but a lot of people are sitting over there.
Plus one on Jason's resume for Streaming Games.
He can perform a halftime shot.
Yeah!
He has no clue what he's doing.
He's chasing us. No clue what he's doing.
They're genuinely great.
That was a great marching band.
It was a pleasure to have a clapping band.
Yeah, I think he did the best on the first song and then every other song, he was poor.
Check by the way, I don't know if you heard y'all, but for StreamerU, Twitch, and if
you're on YouTube as well too, is doing a limited time deal where if you click the subscribe
button it might say subscribe free it's a rare drop it comes in the form of a
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it'll literally say subscribe free it's fucking free for sure I don't know how
kind of hold on anyway check see if you have it you don't got to use it on me I've been
bringing it up it's like super rare it's really important to use
Oh, by the way, Jussie Drake, if you are watching, I got your cologne, but I have two things
I'd like for the next edition to work on.
First off, the container the cologne is in is very hard to remove, because it's spherical,
and the sphere doesn't have a lip.
A lip or maybe a screw on cap would be way better, because you have to apply your fingernails
underneath.
And then the second thing is, it's really fragile.
And so when I dropped it, it broke and it spilled cologne everywhere.
And now my fingers smell like a hint of vanilla.
Like, it had a good spray on it.
Like, the mister's good.
Thank you for the prime.
Four known, four, four lower New York times.
Thank you huge anus crazy legs. Thank you
Thank you drop the hammer and yaku bones. Oh, yeah, the moon's
Thank you the matter
I'll appreciate that rock rock is one rock rock month Jordan
Look at all the primers
Okay, it looks like there there are more
There's a couple, it just wasn't loading, see?
Okay, it keeps fucking freezing.
You're making bank today?
I mean, look, guys, I don't even have tenure yet.
Do you know what tenure is?
I think ten years saves for ten years.
I asked him what ten years.
He goes, it's a respect you get at ten years.
Because at 9 you're going up 9.
Are you kidding me?
That's great again.
That is great.
Good job guys.
I know you didn't really play that.
No, I get the job.
If you don't know Chad, 10 years is something you achieve.
It depends where you're at.
It does often take 10 years but
it is a status you have
at your employment often for teachers
where it is a lot harder to let you go.
I don't think it's close to 10 years actually.
I think it's much closer to like five?
How long does it take to tenure?
Any eight years?
I think for my mother she got ten years.
I want to say it was eight years.
And then I think you get larger.
A races maybe?
Five meteors minimum, yeah.
I remember when I was getting 10 here.
Alright y'all, second half.
Where the fuck is the...
Where the fuck is the hamlet?
It's broke.
There's nobody here anymore.
I hear a benton.
Wait!
Yeah, where's Bukie and Archie in it?
Did you think it was me?
I was kind of loud.
It said,
Experience the difference.
Yeah, I believe 10 years of union training.
I think I want to say most teachers are in unions
At least most government teachers not like private teachers
They know, they know, they know.
I thought she was sitting further away from me.
Why aren't they sitting here?
They're sitting here earlier, no?
Let's see, we start with the ball here.
We're down by one score after that great play.
That's again who made it.
Ty little, yeah.
Ty little with the ball.
Ty little whooping, good spin.
Bad dish out, yep.
That's gonna be free, that's gonna be free right there.
Should've probably passed the max, he had max with him, but
that's good for us.
Right side, that's a free three, that's a free three.
Fake it.
Oh, I like that.
Euro and with the left, that was nice.
All right, one point game now.
Oh, that's open. What you got?
All right, match horrible defense, by the way.
They pass the ball maybe two times, and then the signal's wide open.
I
Think I played loops
He's improved a lot since I played him
All right, what's the play here Max with the ball. Oh good. I wide open
Marlin's been off bro. Marlin's a good rooper but he's not played his best today for a curve.
Great putt. Always doing too much at the behind the back. Always doing too much.
Guys you played the best of all the guys for an hour. You don't have that synergy.
Great pass by Max.
Hot shot by Hot shot by him.
Man they're really struggling with the lays.
They're really struggling with the lays.
All right, what do we got?
What do we got?
Wide open.
Air ball.
Pass, hand one.
Hand one.
Was that Ty Lill who made it?
Yeah, Ty Lills like he's not had a lot of minutes. He might have six minutes six points
If he makes this we take the lead. Ty Lills playing crazy right now
Why are they not even going for the rebound? I guess because
They're probably making too many defensive errors and the fouls aren't counter stepping over the line
before the shot is shot. Oh another three.
He's a shooter. He's back-to-back now, our three. Splash.
Alright, what do we got here?
These pezzas are so funny. That's a shot, that's a shot.
That's nice.
Oh, oh, ready?
They're playing way better.
Like both teams playing way better.
Oh.
Uh, well, not everyone's playing better.
That's okay.
Max is really good at handles.
Take it all the way, Max.
Oh, in the corner.
Turn three?
But I like that for Max, you know, he's a hot shooter get the ball to him. He probably could have he could have just shot it
But yeah, I agree with you guys. I do feel like 25 is maybe you like ball hog it a bit much
Well, that's what I'm talking about though 25 that's that's easy for Max that's easy for Max
little soft. That's a little soft. It's not. Totally unreasonable. It's a little soft.
But, you know, I think a lot of people are constantly in a rep, but they're not
going to get maxed in credit. He bumped into him, right? He forced that contact to
get that foul. Are the girls gonna play too? I don't think there's a women's
basketball team, I don't think.
Damn, all the line. 0-2, that's tough.
It's a basketball game, 2-20 minutes and a half, like 40 minutes I guess, probably an hour, I think an hour in change.
Wow, it's a game bound.
My bit rate's dropping.
Yeah, the cam's kind of effing.
Maybe it's overheating a bit.
Oh, it looks better now, I guess.
You might need a low-key refresher, Tim, I don't know.
That was kind of a secret towel bar title.
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
That was tough.
Yeah, he's finished.
Dragon?
I'm sure Jack, our shit looks fine over here.
That's a great problem.
Maybe we should have off and on.
I don't know, oh we're back.
They're classic off and on works.
They said never mind.
I'm wondering if the camera's overheating?
But I don't think so.
Maybe turn it off, I'll plug a cable, re-plug.
But it wouldn't really be a cable issue.
Uh,
uh,
I don't think so.
I think the TV feels good enough.
Yeah, but I feel like he's reflecting a bit right now.
Back court. That's back court.
That's back court. That was a smart play to get there, but can't throw behind.
The audio is crispy, it's not bit right, neither the camera needs to do battery.
You got a battery?
I'm just reading chat.
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, it's definitely an awful thing.
Wait here.
For the worst free-throw forms I've ever seen in my life
He shoots that ball crazy
Oh, apparently streamer you went down for a second
We can't really hear it?
Yeah.
Battery fixed, I guess.
We want to see him move.
It's time out right now.
Yeah, I lost my voice a bit. I got class tomorrow.
I gotta keep it a little more chill.
Good game though. I'm surprised how even the teams are.
I thought it'd be more of a blowout.
And they're all trying really hard. It's not like they're faking it.
Sketch, RTV, broke into D-finance's office.
Is that one like watching basketball?
It must have been the big rate, I guess.
I'll be right to Fantastico.
But we also smell like 20K of a TV here.
I think he has a TVA.
Dude, Ty Lill is so much better at basketball than I thought.
He's been like the MVP.
He also is too. He reminds me of like an Al Horford, maybe like a...
Maybe like a Traymon.
Like he's getting their heads in there.
A great supporting piece to the squad.
Uh-oh, they got Rekai on the court.
They got Rekai on the court.
I'm a little nervous about this
because Streamer U-2026 still has like their A-Team on.
Streamer U-2025's got Rekai on the court.
Yeah, Dylan Brooks is a good cop.
Drew Holiday, I like that.
All right, let's see him.
If he's just fighting anyone, I mean, low key, he looks like he's trying to fight.
He had his arm all over Max.
He's trying to get him back to his head.
But Max is a diva.
Alright, one point game.
26th ball.
I'm finna impregnate 10.
What up, welcome back.
You're winning by what?
Winning by what?
He doesn't need my PC!
No, no, no, no, no.
Take it to gifted ordinary spot.
So, your production, appreciate it.
I, uh, worked really hard on this.
Alright, let's see it.
You think I can whistle so loud I think it's a timeout?
What do we got?
I think that's a good point guard.
Nice pass, that's open, that's wide open.
Bad shot, really bad shot.
I feel like he's adjusting his feet in a weird way.
That's a little bit foul.
That's all.
And why do you feel the need to foul with a card like that?
Why do you feel the need to...
You know what, maybe it's fine though.
I'm not going to make a shot.
I don't know, I should give her a high play, I don't know.
I'm going to have her see her attack my basketball.
Based off the dribble, it looks like no.
The shot looked nice enough, but...
The shot looks better than the money.
Got a nice shoes on
Alright, let's see, Rekha
The 20's lethal shooter clapped when they fouled Rekha, I think it was intentional
Looks like it was a good play.
That's smart basketball.
They're playing hack-a-shack,
except he can't play in the paint either.
He's pointing like he wants to screen
and he's not getting one.
He's fast.
Look at all the space he made there.
I mean, they're getting great opportunities
with Max's drives.
Why do you throw the ball away?
Just hold it, get a jump shot.
Max got it.
Max is doing so much for the team, like all that space he made.
He's like literally out playing so many people.
I don't think Jayce goes as good as Max. I don't think that's controversial.
Wow!
That's big man things.
Is that controversial to say Jayce goes worse than Max?
Yeah, pretty clear balance.
Let me see Ty Lill on the court, Ty Lill is my favorite player, CJ's got a crazy shot.
Let's see the shot again.
Oh my god, a peepee.
How long I have to log, bro?
Almost nine hours.
There we go.
Alright, tie game, y'all.
43 up.
DVG's on the court now.
Okay, good rebound.
Alright, beat it out.
Open three.
Good board.
I feel like both teams are getting way more offensive boards than they should be.
Oh, I like the pass.
Okay, okay.
Way to swing it.
Nine seconds, just take the shot.
Why not?
And they get another offensive board.
Wide open.
Another offensive board.
Oh, but he misses the bat.
They get a, how many, oh, can we get one more down?
Drive.
Thank you.
It's a bit of a shit versus piss situation.
All the offensive boards and all the missed shots.
Probably the zestiest girl I've ever seen.
Yeah, that's probably number one.
I'm a little surprised by that hollow spot.
I feel like you can get a road of instant embezzers.
Maybe he needs to take the car or something.
I can't let you get close.
Max MDP so far, this 26th squad.
I'd like to see Marlon do more. They brought Marlon on.
Okay, and here it is. This is the A-Squad for 13-25.
I would like to see a title.
Izzy, come back.
They're walking up now.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They kept DDG on.
I haven't seen Ray play a lot today.
I feel like Ray hasn't got a lot of minutes.
I feel like I've seen him probably get more minutes.
Okay.
All right, what are we doing here with the ball?
All right, wide open.
He shot that crazy.
Ben's got to not shoot the ball.
I mean, you know what, actually, I take that back.
I think the confidence to shoot is the most valuable skill in basketball.
No matter how your shot looks, the confidence to shoot support you.
That was a crazy shot.
We shot it like Squidward.
Alright, Marlon at the board.
This is out to Max.
Swings it back to Marlon.
Marlon, drive in.
Lay up.
No good.
25.
Air Ward!
Pretty ridiculous style.
That was pretty bad.
That was pretty late.
He called some foul soft, that was not a soft ball, that was good.
Now in a tough finish though.
That's Jay Sinko, right? He's good.
You're up here, not headed to the broadcast, is it too late again, or is it due to the thingy?
Oh my god, I don't think I was fouled when he did drop the lead out of the game.
Oh, he's hurt.
Oh my god.
Man, Max is so shifty.
I feel like 101 he's the guy.
He blows my arrow while I walk.
I'm a little confused by that call as well.
I agree it's a soft call, but it's a little pathetic to complain to Kai.
Because what are you like, are you hoping Kai's like, yeah, you're right.
You know what guys, as the team, we're turning over that call.
It's a little pathetic.
It's okay to focus on the scoreboard.
Can you focus on the scoreboard real quick so he gets the time?
I just hold it until it counts down.
Just wait till it gets paused.
That was funny bro, lethal shooter, they were complaining because they wanted a foul,
he yells at us and he goes, just go, he's white.
That's a foul, that's gotta be a foul, no?
I feel like it's a blocking foul, he stood right in front of Ty Lill on his drive.
All right, 25 still up at one point.
Oh, this guy's been hot from three. Don't let him shoot it.
It's a little about a swing on the ref.
I mean, they just kind of, they are playing a little aggressive.
This box out.
All right, asscheekers, these seats are ass.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, this is dead ass.
This is probably a worse stadium in my high school gym.
And I didn't go to a crazy high school.
Did you get a better grip than this?
Maybe on par?
We didn't have two sides for the seats.
But we did.
For sure, bro. We did.
We did. It was the same shit.
It was the same shit. Except our shit was blue.
you
Why do you shoot too?
This thing, this thing, college tech.
Why is it two on a tech tech? Explain it to me.
Why is it two on a tech?
It's 2 on a tech in college?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Wow, that was ball.
That was ball.
We're really trying to get another tech.
regret betting on team 25 it's like rooting for a team with five dealing
Brooks on it they're all complaining too much
all right four point game fuck me I think is that as six straight points from
just free throws. I'm not gonna lie the game got boring as hell. I think first
half was a lot better. The start of the second half was better.
It's the highlight of this little play. I think it's a fair fall.
Fuck me from you. It's actually embarrassing so far.
Hey, can we play basketball, y'all?
If I didn't have $400, I'd walk out of it.
I got too much money to walk out of it though, unfortunately.
All right, good board, now let's get the play going.
I'm wanting boys when they get to shoot one of them, make it, they go it again.
I'm explaining to the people, I'm basketball trying to serve.
Jason back at it.
Alright one more, one more.
It is funny to make one free throw down by three and then go boop boop boop.
It's like...
Oh, did they give up? Did they throw it out for the boop boop boop?
Wait, what just happened?
Did they just throw it out for the boop boop boop?
I don't know what you call this.
That's what you say.
I don't know what you call this.
This is not about a computer.
It's a computer.
It's a tech that threw him out.
It's a phone.
It's a tech.
Okay.
So, I was on the ref side until now.
That's low-key pathetic.
Ultimately, it's a streamer game of basketball.
Like, the boop-boop-boop is fine, bro.
It's not a fucking polish game. These guys are fucking streamers
Now if they're getting physical
All right, if they're disrespecting you as a ref, totally valid
But if they're taking boop boop boops and pretending to shoot the enemy team, bro, it's content. What if he gives a fuck?
That's soft
That's that's pathetic. I won't lie. L ref
I was really with the refs too because I don't think they're on a disrespect arrest
0%
You have to respect the rest calls, but like that's I mean were they not like preps the rats like hey, it's a stream thing
We got out 25 bro 25 has been a nice all game
I wonder, I don't know how the stream is doing for the event, but for my estimation it's
probably the worst part of the event so far.
I think with less fouls it might be better, but the game's been a rough
They just give them but they still give me the point for the tech that's a pile. Oh my god
That's a really bad foul
That's a horrible foul. I
I don't even know how Tylo is going to play to get off of that, I was like, yeah, show us his power.
Wow.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
Ah, let's see it.
Bro, the last, like, two minutes has gone by in 30 minutes.
It feels like the last minute of like a playoff NBA game
It's within one.
Come on sister, come on!
Alright, let's play some basketball, y'all.
You can't really complain on the ref about that one.
That one's on you.
Alright, let's see, if Max, if they score here, it's like really tough.
Nine-point comeback.
The way they're playing, the way they're fouling.
Dude, they got to pull Ty Lill.
I was a fan of Ty Lill in the first half.
He genuinely, that should have been a foul call.
They're gonna pull Ty Long.
He's playing ridiculous.
He's playing ridiculous right now.
All right, there we go.
Now we got a game.
All right, can they get a defensive stop without foul one?
One time, dealer.
One time.
Good pass.
Not open now, oh wow.
All right, there we go.
We're now playing basketball, hold up.
Oh, too hot.
What do you think, Jake?
Oh my God.
Looking for a 7 foot.
Alright, we down 450, Chad.
Might as 450 free. It is what it is.
That's not a travel.
That's not a travel. He's on his pivot foot.
Nah, he's on his pivot foot. He got pushed off.
She would be a lot different if I was out there.
I can see the wind billowing in wrong space from how far he's
I don't know if I can see it.
Alright, it's over, they're not even playing defense anymore.
Alright, hold up. Come on, y'all.
Come on, y'all.
Take it live.
There we go.
Okay.
Alright 11 point game they absolutely need a score here, un-questionable, pull up, pull
up.
That's great.
Wait, what?
They're down by 11.
Oh I better down by 11.
Okay, here I go.
Alright that's actually massive.
Alright one more stop here, one more stop.
I like to go for the seal, but you shouldn't do it on oh he misses. I've never seen a misson over three out of balance out of bounds
All right
You got ourselves a game now for real could be a one-score game
Crazy I'm gonna steamers off to be fair the connections really bad and most viewers are on cell phones
So you either get to stream and streamer you and or you get to watch the game
That was the loudest high five I've ever heard I know their hands are sticky
Yeah, I probably reverberated.
The only thing that's a little questionable is they pop off when they get fouled, but
I don't know if you guys have noticed, 25 is horrible at free throw.
see what I mean
See what I mean.
...
Jason Ross on our funny toe....
...
Yeah, he touched the ball and he's got a travel, that's a travel though.
That's a travel.
you
The shot clock only resets if the ball touches the rim, but that if there's ever a shot clock
violation it is the fault of the bench, a good bench will start counting down from five
seconds to let the people know how much time they have so they can reduce the
mental stack that's an L bench if you're on the bench it's so part of the team
you still help your team win
All right, here's the deal.
Did both of these free-fills miss with each?
miss with me.
It's the biggest deficit we've seen.
It's the biggest deficit we've seen yet.
Yeah, it was 10 points and they got the ball, I'll call it.
Why do you keep collapsing into a heap?
That was a very, very emotional player.
That's one.
Chess, should we just stay out the last five minutes or dead?
You just stay out the last five minutes or dead.
Oh, oh, wait.
What are they holding?
She's got possession.
And nobody helped with that.
Did you hear that?
Did you see that?
If you guys don't know what just happened, there was 10 seconds on the shot clock.
Lethal Shooter yells out, three, two, one, the player didn't know that was Lethal Shooter
put up a horrible shot even though he had way more time to make a play and what is Team
25's bench doing?
Shit all.
Dog, really?
And I say this better back you up.
I was a great bench player back in my day.
You were the captain of the bench.
I literally, and he's not lying, I was literally,
you
Thank you.
W education, man.
W education.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
I had W education. I'm flattered. I'm genuinely flattered by these people.
Where are you headed?
Uh, how is here you guys?
Oh my gosh, me too. We can walk together.
Yeah.
I was just going to the backpack?
Yeah.
Alright, all of it?
Alright.
Thanks.
No worries.
I'm a professor now.
Oh, I'm also supposed to go to your class.
Yeah, you were.
I'm so sorry.
I took attendance today. I noticed you didn't show up. Here's your water bottle.
Oh, thanks. I know, I'm so sorry.
What was going on? What were you doing?
Yeah, it was a lot of my connection.
And then I got hot sauce thrown on me.
What is it?
Hot sauce thrown on me.
Hot sauce thrown on me?
That's a verb, baby.
What?
Yeah, I got off the shower.
What was the context?
I got off the shower.
He poured water on me first.
He poured water? Like water?
Yes.
Like a bottle?
Mm-hmm, I'll start to spill my equipment.
Yep.
Thanks.
They're just excited because they were waiting for a streamer, and I think they recognized me.
I don't know if they watched me for a second, but what were you saying?
Yeah, like, they took, they, he, I can't fucking, he took my equipment.
And then, I got it back and I put water on him.
And then, he put a house off only when I got soaked.
So, it escalated?
Yes.
There was a back and forth.
That went to jail.
You went to jail?
Yes.
Did you go to jail?
5 a.m. and so why didn't you show up to class because it cost us that new seven hours later
Because you're sleeping. No, cuz I got always I couldn't sleep I stayed up all night. What have you slept at all?
yesterday, yes
But you haven't slept in the last like 24 hours
Where am I from LA so
They like the cat in the hat.
Yeah.
Right, yeah.
So you're going to the courses tomorrow?
Your class?
You can come to my class at noon.
We have our final seminar at noon.
At room 303.
303?
Yeah, and another reason why I probably didn't make the class is because I haven't been able to find my classes.
I try to find all of them, and then I just, I don't know, I can't find them.
I mean, yeah, I know.
It's not an excuse, but I literally couldn't find any of my classes.
So you haven't gone to a single class?
Only Lizzo's.
What are you freaking talking about?
I know.
And I had a bad day yesterday, so I'll just leave it at that.
What the heck are we doing at StreamerU?
I know.
Are we getting good streams then?
Yeah.
Are we getting good clips?
Yeah, we're getting good clips, though.
But are we forming relationships that will last so that you can continue to grow?
Yeah, I think I made some good friends here.
I want to make more.
Do you feel like you've learned something?
Yeah.
What have you learned?
What I've learned out of this is don't forget who you are.
Okay.
Take advantage and always remember like where you started or that you're one of your prayers
that you've asked for.
Okay.
Like because this was a prayer of mine.
So like I have to remember I asked for this.
So to do the best inside of that prayer and not like it in my head, you know.
next week's gonna be rough. Why? Because as your viewers should doing well here. Yeah. Are you
close to doing well here? Yeah. Guess what's gonna happen next week? Yeah. It is. Because you're
not a streamer you. What if it goes up though? It won't. How do you know? Because it will go down
for everybody because there's an influx of viewers and people excited about streamers. It's an
event. It's an event. So it probably will go down a little. It's like it's you know people aren't
I'm gonna be watching as much soccer the week after the World Cup. That's true. That's the same
Everybody's watching this event. It just will go down. Yeah, it's okay. It's about what you do though. That's true
That's true. I'm just hoping you prepare yourself mentally. Yeah, I think some people maybe are liking all that's gonna be like this forever
No, I'm not gonna get sad. I know that I'm gonna keep working. You're gonna get motivated
Yeah, I'm gonna get more bit motivated. Okay. I want to say this to people. You haven't done your homework either, I noticed
You had it one?
Yes, I signed two homework assignments.
Dang, I'm sorry after being a bad student.
Okay, okay, let's run it right now.
Okay.
What is one goal of yours for yourself for the end of the year?
To achieve.
I want to fit...
I want to throw my own concert.
Okay.
I'm an artist.
That's a great goal.
Yeah.
Alright, I will look forward to the concert then.
Taylor, right?
Yeah.
Okay, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Professor Al.
Hi, Professor!
enough to I've been I did a prank on rage is off it was the prank I changed his
background to his lover and then I think so that's risky yeah so I just want to
end up and then I flipped his chairs over that's silly yeah right and then I
I wrote I have a small butt on whose chalkboard.
That's easy for six hours?
Yeah.
I've been exploring around, I'm gonna eat.
Okay, I'm going to eat too, let's go eat.
Yay!
Oh, I gotta pee so bad.
Dude, I really, these thighs, like,
is there a way to get them to stop rubbing
against each other?
No, like, is there like a trick?
Like underwear, better underwear?
They just don't eat this meat.
10,000 steps a day, I think.
They're fucking assholes.
Keep it dinner real quick.
You guys are fucking assholes, y'all.
Upstairs, and then around the right.
Do you want to wait for me while I go pee-pee?
And then if you need to go pee-pee,
I can hold the camera, and you can go pee-pee?
I'm good at it.
Sure.
Yeah, I'll wait here.
I feel like you don't hide good enough.
Me?
I
Get closer
It's right here. I also need to be okay. I got these forwarding the llama juicer
It's full charge
Now we wait.
We hang here and we wait.
We have signal again.
I haven't been able to see anything all day.
Well, looks like it's about the same.
Oh, and that's, imagine.
Nope.
Oh, holy, it works.
The game is still on.
Sicky.
No, there's no sticky time.
Let's wait for Ludd to get back time.
They're not back yet.
There's no Ciggies though.
Ciggies are bad.
Are they winning the game?
Well, the game's gone now, Tim.
No, what did not do is 100 shots.
Game ended, they lost, didn't they?
I'm so excited for food man. I'm hungry. Yeah, let's go find Mr. Beast bro
Christian will find the Mr.. Mr. Beast case. Oh, I thought you said find Mr. Beast. Yeah, he's just hiding somewhere here
Maybe the last case he's inside of it
Or it's like the keys to his house.
Oh, it's...
Freaking...
I feel like it's been so quiet, like the winners of those, you know?
There's ten cases that are being released to an A.
So by end of today, there should be eight that people have found.
But I feel like I've literally heard of like two getting found, if even.
I don't know if even. I don't know if any.
Oh, what's dinner today? I'm excited.
I'm excited.
What do we got? Show me something good.
Absolutely.
Oh, this shit is Mexican.
I would do one of these.
Yes?
I'll do another bit of rice as well, one more scoop, sorry, thank you.
Perfect, perfect, yeah, perfect, we can slink it.
Want it or something?
You want it?
I love that.
Can I have your beans and Mark?
Thank you so much.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
And then just so be...
Sixteen.
What are you eating?
It's not a lot.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
What?
It's a lot.
I got a silver pair.
Really?
Yeah, let's go sit down and you can go grab some drinks.
Go on.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll go.
Ah.
I'll go.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, Gauts.
Thank you.
Hi.
Here you go.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, we can join Ray.
Hey, friends.
Keep me on it.
What?
I like it.
Oh, no.
I like it.
I'm like, oh, nothing, nothing, nothing.
You said, oh, be honest.
No, no, nothing, nothing, nothing.
You're not reading chatter, right?
No.
Oh, true.
Hey, you're a good friend.
Wait, why?
Well, I don't think I'd lose her.
Thank you.
Thank you, Emily.
I think you look really beautiful.
I like your outfit today.
OK, as long as you ever read Chai's line.
What up, y'all?
Dude, you are lucky to have left that game early.
It was some, ah.
They spent, I lost.
And they spent the last 45 minutes just fowling each other.
Can you, are you gonna drink?
Can you also grab a toast?
Is that some toast?
Oh, I don't want.
He's giving me fucking eyes like this.
I got a fat fuck, he's like.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
This is not me, Brad.
Oh, yeah, what you get?
Yes.
Do we have a Chinese off?
Yes. Ever since you said you were fluent in Chinese, I've always doubted you.
Yeah. I am fluent, yeah.
You're crazy. Okay.
I just don't think that's true.
How does a Chinese off work?
It's getting here!
You know she doesn't get on planes.
No, no, no, it's in chat.
I got Ben in my chat.
Hey, I tried, I tried moving mountains for you today.
You know what, Ludwig ruined it for me.
I got Lizzo.
He ruined it for me.
I got Lizzo.
Lizzo's locked.
That's very...
Wait, for what?
Streamer awards.
Oh, that's good.
That was my one thing I was going to do for QG was to ask Lizzo.
That was my one thing to tell him in my presentation.
Okay, hold up hold up. This is a good thing
All right, how does the Chinese up work?
Okay, so I think the chat will say a word and then we have the first one to translate it.
Can I tell you something?
What?
Once you have to engage in a Chinese opera meeting, you've already lost.
Just because you're white and I'm Chinese does not mean that I'm lost.
It means that we're trying to guess if you are Chinese more times than me.
If you even have to question it, you've lost.
Well, I'm questioning your ability to tell the truth because I think you're lying about
your fluency.
Hotel.
3, 2, 1, Jill, again.
Okay, I'll ask him. I'll ask him.
No.
I said it.
No, I'm serious.
Jill, again.
No.
What?
I'm serious.
Tomorrow for real.
Jill, again.
No.
Yeah?
Jill, again.
No.
9 o'clock.
No, it's 9 o'clock.
No, that's, uh, Jill.
Jill, Jill, again.
Is there anyone else that should ask Jill?
Try again?
Do you know what that is?
Pig Shop.
One more time?
Do you know what that is?
Nine o'clock again?
No, hey.
Do you know what that is?
Wine Shop.
He said wine shop there.
Oh, why?
I think that she knows what that is.
He does.
Do you know what he's trying to do?
Uh...
Not chow.
Oh, that's close.
Is it?
How do you say it?
Mica!
Oh, Mica!
That was not close.
Oh, that was not, that was not a call.
What's a child from?
Child.
That is Italian.
Oh.
Sin child?
Sin child, is that Vietnamese?
Oh, Nia.
Oh, like the Vietnamese people.
English.
You know my mom didn't,
she, my mom knows like four languages.
Huh?
That's Golic.
Oh, Golic.
Tag a leg is that what you said?
Oh, I love his dantos.
Oh, fuck yes.
One time for all, I was at a restaurant and I was eating like this and the guy in the
restaurant came up to me and he goes, you are Slavic?
And I go, no, I'm from New Hampshire and he goes, oh, you eat like Slavic?
It was like one of the best tournaments I've ever seen.
I feel like I'm floating because I can't feel my feet.
You know all the walkie-talkie? It's not.
And what is the list of all the points?
Oh, you know, it's right right right.
Do you have any goals for this weekend?
I think I'll go check the ball.
One to talk?
At least one to talk on the ball.
Have fun on the Friday.
What time is it?
Shall we have a final score of the basketball game?
What? What time is your blackjackly?
It's, uh, nine.
That's one size of the black party happening right off the Sigma Noodle.
Yeah, I'm not going.
Why not?
Because I don't want it.
You don't want a party but the black one's on the right hand.
Uh-huh.
But...
Okay.
So, there's an option.
I don't provide that for a black party.
Yeah, I have to choose now.
Well, I actually probably do blackjack right after this.
I feel like, wait, right after?
Yeah.
I feel like I can do both. I'm good at stopping high.
I can stand high.
I can jump high.
I'm fast.
Okay, next.
Four next, four playing two next.
You know what, you can each have, like, four next alternating,
like, the playing two next blackjack.
Are you doing real money events?
Gifted son
But they lose yeah
I gotta pay out
Hey, did you see the game, bro?
I actually, I walked out.
Hey!
Love lost the bet, so now he owes me.
Yeah.
Forty gifted.
Ludwig, thank you, bro.
I'm gonna hit my sub goal, too.
What's your sub goal out of curiosity?
It's a 4,000, I'm at like 3,900.
We are only 100 off?
Yeah.
So look, he's gonna help me out a lot.
I'm actually in a high train.
I'm ready to give to you 40 right now.
But out of curiosity, what are you doing after this?
Nothing.
I have an opportunity for you to make some money
before the trap party.
For real?
Okay, talk to me.
Did you hear about the black man?
It's happening right after this, and I can make more gifts if you want, you can put up
the 40 gifts that you want, and you can get 80 in one hand, let's do it, you want them?
Yeah, I'll be there, wait where is that?
Hey, I'm ready to pay up, but can I ask you a question?
Yeah, would you rather have more money or less money?
Depends, I have an opportunity for you to double your back, hear me out?
I'm not playing this shit with you, dude. I'm serious, uh, Professor Al. I'm not playing
this shit with you, dude. I'm that serious. Like, I don't care about no damn black thing.
I don't care about none of that shit.
No, you can double it.
No, good? No, yeah. I'm gonna be that up to chance. No, seriously. Thank you, Professor.
I actually really do put the fucking goal. I love you so much.
Thank you, professor. I actually really did get a fucking go. I love you so much.
Damn, that's expensive on mobile.
Woo!
Hold on, let me hit you.
Oh!
Thank you! Pleasure doing business with you, professor.
Come on, give me some love.
Give me some love.
Yes.
Right. I just got this old man.
Hold on, you should pay a pardon.
I got Apple taxed. Yeah, I can't see the line more on the phone, because Apple takes 30% of all the revenue.
Can you say it one more time?
Stop!
Well, I think I want to talk to you for some reason.
Stop!
I want to hear a tiny is better than five!
Wow!
I agree, and I'm glad you have the confidence to add words.
Dude, if you poke me, I don't think that's good.
That way.
You go for it!
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, I mean, I'm doing a lobby test, and you poke me.
Okay, so...
I told you that I'd grease on my finger and I wanted to wipe it off.
Please, catch me.
Oh, really? Yeah.
100%
Okay, so I take that back?
No.
Do you know he's a compliment?
No, duh, you think you're better than me?
I'm trying to, I'm trying to...
I'm on.
No, please.
Great, great.
I was WPR.
Yeah, WPR. Thank you.
Dude.
Touching other girls.
Beyonce.
How's anyone talking about breathtaking you are lately dude this chicken's so good
You want a bite?
You want a little bite?
It's so much better than the Mexican I thought the Mexican was better
It's hot.
Oh, I haven't put any yodering on yet.
So I'm going to get too close.
No, I bought this on my own because they told me they were making it out, so I can fit it.
No, it's okay.
But yeah, right after this, we'll do backpack, and then we'll end, like, not a cop.
Whenever it goes to the frat party, we're gonna end.
No, you don't!
You ain't secretly 5,000 streamers?
What are you fucking talking about?
You can't believe we gotta make our money back somehow, Chad.
You didn't mention you were engaged to a female streamer, which means that...
It was a great story, it was a hot day, it was a hot summer day.
I was trying to break it, we broke it or not,
and we had a lot of ideas, but I don't need the approach.
We talked about it a lot.
I don't know if we talked about it or not, but it is good.
I remember I was trying to do this, and it is now.
People say protect King.
It's not that way.
I don't think so.
We're people.
What's going on, Mr. Kingman?
Ah!
Yeah, yeah.
He's getting targeted?
Oh, god damn.
Oh, he's got the 40k Pokemon box.
He's trying to rob him?
Just look.
I'm going to throw them right now, go right now.
I'm a post in the group chat, I'm going to say, yeah, emergency professor L. Office Hours.
8pm in the room that I'm doing it at.
What? What happened?
Yeah.
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, okay.
Is it okay?
Did you get in trouble by the...
What's wrong with Office Hours?
I mean, what do you mean?
Yes, no.
Can I do, can I do, I owe you subs?
My card is over.
You gotta give right up, you still owe me subs?
Yes, I do.
How long does that card not work for?
You trust me!
I'm ready.
You trust me, you know I'm good for it.
You know I'm good for it.
You are good for it, I'll give you that, you are good for it.
I am.
I just, it's just this effort, it's not a good part.
It's not a good part.
That's what I'm saying.
Alright, Jack, let me, uh...
There's my mom.
I'm gonna call her.
His cancel.
Do you know her? Do you have a name?
You don't have a name?
Do you remember the room you were in yesterday?
The teacher's on.
Is that what's called going though?
That's what's said I called it.
It's the third floor, the lounge on the third floor at the board game.
The visa? The car? The visa? The visa, the visa, the visa.
I used to know a visa.
Well, well, well.
All right, let me, let me send out a pain.
He has C.E. and R.C.I.
I know we care us here.
You should do something!
I need to shut up!
You want that?
You sure that's money?
I literally went to the hospital to find a super brain.
You fucking asshole!
Oh yeah, you got a dick, don't you?
Oh listen, my chest is resting on someone's shoulder.
What's she saying?
Okay, that didn't happen.
Oh my god!
to be fair
how the fuck do I pay people bro?
ohhh
this is a great view by the way
this is actually really good view
what's the point?
what?
4k left?
What?
Until extra ambulance?
One million followers?
Two years ago.
Wait!
I'm a three.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm a millie.
Wait, wait, wait.
One million.
Wait!
Emergency Professor L. August Alters
on the third floor of the VZ.
Can you share this with us?
I feel like we do that for free.
I feel like this is it right now.
I'm going to do here at Street View University.
We tell the dean.
Okay.
Yes.
And now I'm going to make the film a one-mil-two talk with you.
Yay!
I got a small one for you.
She's so smart.
I'll probably get it.
I'll probably get it tomorrow.
All right.
Y'all we gotta go. I pinged.
You want to go right now?
You're like the IRB also.
I'm not gonna get a cookie right now, too.
I'll do a text.
I'm getting some surprise for you guys, buddy.
Ok, I'll be right back.
One cheese slice of pizza.
Yes, one cheese slice of pizza.
One cheese slice of pizza.
Ok, I'll be right back.
Cheese, cheese.
I've been right back.
Oh, that was funny.
Boom.
All right, and now to the set we got to go
You coming?
In a bit?
Yes, we'll be there
See you in a bit
Okay, bring a little something, you can bring something.
I'll be right back.
Damn it, no way.
What up?
Hey, got a little something behind me.
What's up, Dad?
You feeling?
You're a damn lemon in my body.
That's right now?
That's yeah, I'm going right now, it's very, very easy.
Alright.
I'll see you there, bro.
Message to all people at StreamerU, Professor L Office Hours, right now, 3rd floor of the
VZ.
Well, they don't know, and I put in parentheses, bring cash.
They don't know.
Blackjack Knight, okay?
I'm about to teach these students how to get hustled.
I'm not taking too much.
OK, I'm taking a little bit from several streamers.
And maybe you guys think of yourself, Ludwig.
You make $800,000 a year.
And I would say, guys, it's a month, don't forget.
All right.
And maybe you shouldn't be scamming smaller streamers
or whatever.
I would say, is it really that bad to be taking a couple of dollars away from some nuisance
streamers?
Am I not doing the world of justice?
I'm Robin Hood.
Are you coming to Office Hours right now?
Oh, they're Office Hours?
Right now, yeah, 3rd floor of the BZ.
I don't know what I mean.
It's the 4th floor of the BZ.
Okay, I'm just gonna follow up on the stairs.
You got one floor on the stairs.
Exactly.
Damn, it's hot.
Wait, run, wait.
Hey, where's the...
You don't know, you got one more on the stairs.
Exactly.
Damn, it's hot.
Hey, where's the third floor of office hours?
Office hours.
Third floor of the VZ, the professor's building.
It's the one to the right here, if you want to just come with me, we can just go right
now.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Let's go, baby.
You know I'm a lucky man.
You don't actually want to go to office hours.
Oh, I would like if you can.
Yeah, see?
I want as many people as I can get it off as hours as possible
They should have played you more
Oh my god, all right
We have the house edge wait, why does the house have an engine like that?
Well, like is it work we both get that we both flip it oh because they have to reveal their cards first
And so they make actions on incomplete information, and I make actions on complete information. I remember
I remember it.
That is why.
Alright, Bader.
No, no, it's nothing to do with pushing. It's all to do with, I think, the completeness of information that the dealer has.
But it's very, it's very minute. I think it's like $50,000, $149,000.
Ready to go run ahead, grab the cards.
Well, same with, uh, same with the player.
Hey, you coming to office hours?
What?
You want to come to office hours?
It's right down to 34, just bring as much money as you have.
Huh?
Oh, we're teaching all sorts of things.
Just 34 if you got some money, come through.
I should have a better answer ready for what are you doing than playing some home games.
I'm gonna teach you a bit.
Dude, I love office hours.
Yeah, they're gonna be real fun.
Yeah, we're trying to teach all sorts of like 100%
I got y'all
Look, in the study lounge.
Oh, nice.
All right.
Here we are.
Hey.
I don't like coffee.
No, no, no.
We're good.
I don't like office hours.
We're good, we're good.
Man, you got it?
You hear these? He said it's office hours.
Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome to the office hours.
It's just...
I mean, there's you guys that are eating meat for the night.
That's a little class.
He said to bring cash.
Yeah, he said to bring money for office hours.
Arty has money! Get some money!
Arty has money!
What the fuck?
Hey!
Hey, you got a hell of a hand!
Hey!
You wanna sit it down?
Tear these open for me?
Here we go.
Alright y'all, here's the deal.
What the fuck?
We're doing double deck blackjack.
You guys can wager up to 50 gifted or an equivalent in cash per hand to get three hands
You can choose to leave
You can wager as much as you'd like
You do not have to wager anymore than you are comfortable with
But just just to be clear you max out at three, so if you want to say I'm gonna play you'd say how many hands
I can't even play three hands, I don't want to.
You get what I'm saying?
That way you can't just be like, oh, if you get the whole 50,000,
I'm gonna, you know, you keep double the time.
Yeah, true.
Okay.
It's gonna be a limit.
Oh my God.
So, so, so me and you, me and you is a little different.
Arky.
Yes, sir.
Arksh, it's a little different because right now I owe you how much?
40 subs.
I owe you 40 subs.
So if you want, you can just double or nothing straight up.
I'll let you double or nothing up to twice.
Twice?
twice. You can also wear glasses. Who's going to be at first for me? Are you at first here?
Yeah, I want to gift you.
Ah, shit.
I'm nervous.
Guys, this is, just to be clear, this is not a, this is a class.
Alright, we're teaching about probability.
Probabilities course.
Probability.
I remember a problem where it's pretty difficult.
You got any questions I'm happy to answer on Halloween?
You got some change for Halloween?
I got no change. I got no change, but you can just do one gift is straight up
We don't need to play cash
Let me take that one over and then you can take over the reds. I should bear you want to grab the reds
All right y'all
Arkey, yes, I'll go. Here's the deal
Each of these represent one cell. How many do you have right there? I believe you should have 20
Yeah, 20. These features represent 5 cells. 40 cells right there.
Alright. Okay. Is this already 2 days?
No, but I'm a winning man.
Wait, what is this?
You put it back on?
I did not touch the phone.
Receive!
Yeah, so you should all be like generally in order to see the act.
Is this clear?
This feels like three deaths.
You have to get 21 right.
It's over, you lose, isn't it?
And then he's close to the audience.
So I'm going to get a million or a trillion?
Yeah.
I'm a teacher, guys. I really, I make a teacher salary.
I went down a lot of money today.
We're trying our best here.
You are a true hero.
All right, welcome to our stats lesson,
Archie, how much are you gonna be wagering here today?
I need you to put your bet forward.
Now do me a favor, cut this deck on me.
I'll read like that.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, you're putting four 10-gifts on us.
You are allowed to wager up to three times
before we are done, do you understand me?
Yes sir. Three total games.
This is game one.
Okay, all right you nervous yes, yes, I'm nervous but I'm company
Okay, I
Look up at the last one
Ooh
So six in in in a ten have 16. Yeah, okay
16
16 against dealers queen. What are we gonna do here now? Here's lesson number one
Don't bet in a losing game lesson number two hit on 16
I feel like he knows about it.
Oh, no, no, no.
You like to hit?
Yeah.
Harky.
Please.
Harky.
Hold the top card for me.
Just the top card.
Flip it.
What do you got?
No!
Goodbye, sir.
You are now down.
Harky, you're the worst ever.
You are now down.
Yep.
What did the dealer's claim?
The dealer's claim.
What did the dealer's claim?
The dealer's claim.
Okay, so I
All right
It is your turn again, how'd you like to wager?
I believe this one. Yeah, so if I win this for even yeah, we're even all right
30 gifted subs 30 give this up
Okay
I can win this, I can win this, I can win this.
Okay, he got a 10.
What would you like to do?
You know what you gotta do.
I can't hit right here.
So, in this probability that you're teaching us, I should stay.
I think it's a good call.
I'm gonna stay.
Yes!
wait what dealer hits on 15
no no no no no no 21 holy shit
would you like to wager you have one
more bet you can do up to 50 get the
Let's go 50. 50 gifted. 50 gifted.
This is a scammer, D. This is, he has a law.
The 50 gifted chip. Are you sure you'd like to wait for it?
Let's go.
All right.
This is your last bet. If you lose, you owe me 50 gifted.
It's an instant payout. If you win, it's 50 gifted.
It's an instant payout. Do you understand?
Yes, sir.
50 gifted subs.
Okay. Six.
Seven.
What is this, 15?
8-6?
14 against a 9, Arke?
What are you gonna do?
You have to go lower.
You have to go.
Arke, you son of a gun.
Ludwig!
Fuck!
What the fuck is this, Ludwig?
What the fuck is this?
You got a TV slash Ludwig, you owe me 50 gifted.
You fucking suck.
I've never played this before, okay?
You've never played?
No.
That's okay.
I can ask you so much about it.
Okay, please teach me how to play it.
I'm gonna run, let me run her then you.
Okay, I'm gonna run her.
I just wanna know how many subs you'd like to purchase back to them.
Just three.
Three subs.
Hey, I'm crazy! I'm literally too late.
We are waiting for three subs!
Alright.
Let me send the 50 bro!
Did I get it?
Hey, Arky, thank you for coming to Office Hours. Tell your friends.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
What's wrong?
I need my 50 gifted.
My 50 gifting because somebody's a streamer games. I'm sure they would like to show up. They wouldn't like an accident
Would they yes, sir? Yes, sir. Yeah, I
Gifted
Digi it must have been a clerical error
25 right now
Okay, you will all right, that's great man. Hey, thank you playing it bro. Honestly so much fun at office hours
I was looking for a job.
Fuck!
Well, thank you.
I was looking for a job.
Well, thank you.
I was looking for a job.
Well, thank you.
I was looking for a job.
What about you?
Lesson 3.
I'm not a scammer.
Christian,
our new deck please.
I'm uh...
You are good.
You are good?
I am actually good.
I'll work for the man.
I know.
All sorts of people.
Archie's 25, Archie's 20 short.
Oh, trust me, we'll get him.
He'll pay out.
I'm sure he'll pay out.
Because Professor El never forgets.
Never forgives either.
All right.
We have a clean deck now.
We have a clean deck you have three gifted. You are wagering how much for the first bet
One big sub
There's one get the right keep on the bet
17
Stay
First game, and it is 19.
Oh!
Now I'm going to hit the...
You're betting one gifted sub again?
Yeah.
All right.
12 gets to be over 7.
I hit me.
It's the 16th.
Hit me!
Oh, something 18, 19, 20.
Scared money don't make money.
Lesson four.
Nine.
Brrr, like, come on, let's get it.
16, 18, you win.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, so what are you going to do?
What do I get when I win?
I just get my chips back.
You just get it all in your mouth.
That first one.
So, so far you've won nothing.
This is your final bet that you're allowed to do.
So, this is the last bet.
Wait, so if I win, what do I get?
What's gifted subs?
Burn.
If you would like, you can put up your three gifted
and then you could win three gifted subs.
Are you sure?
I don't want to force you.
I feel bad for the wall.
Three gifted subs.
Okay, what did I do?
So, 10, 11, 12, hit me.
13, 14, hit me.
10, 19, 20, 21, 21.
For .tv slash lovely,
Regive itself at your earliest convenience.
It's been a pleasure playing with you.
All right, guys.
All right, we're playing under here.
It's my turn.
I'm a bit new to this.
Hey, tell your friends, office hours are going on.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to be disturbing.
Trust all of you.
All right, how much would you like to purchase in?
The most I can get.
The most you can get at Furman is 50 gifted.
So theoretically, the most you could do is...
What's one black shirt?
It's three black, if you get three bags.
So you drink it to get the best back pack.
It's a two-piece black shirt.
Oh, I can pick like any assortment.
Yes.
You just need to ask how many gifted, how about this?
Right here, I believe this is
five, 15, this is 20, okay?
So this is 20, this right here, these are each five,
10, 15, 20, this is 40.
All right, give you two more.
60, you do not have to use all.
Yes.
You just have.
How does that work?
you're comfortable with.
Alright, you know what?
I'll start a call.
It's my first time ever playing Blackjack, so I'll just
we'll start with some...
First bet.
First time ever playing Blackjack.
I'm so hot you can be able to teach you.
Can you do something?
Okay.
What's that one for?
We got a knock on the table.
That's worth one?
I'd hit it or the game.
You pick.
You have a soft 16 or otherwise known as a 6 or 16.
It is worth a hit here.
I'll start to say hit.
Knock on the table for me.
Now you have a 7 or 17.
Seventeen technically is the lowest number you can have that the dealer will stop because the dealer has to stop at 17
I cannot hit past it even if you have 17 so 17 is not bad
It also go for another hit
How many car?
You're hitting again
15 fuck I would not recommend hitting. It's not a work with games 3
I'll stay. I'll stay. The good news for you, if you hadn't hit, I would have 21, because
I would have gotten that eight.
Oh yeah, that's true, you would have.
So?
What is that?
18.
19.
This is, this is.
All right, all right.
That.
All right, second hand, you get three hands total.
How much would you like to wager on this second hand?
I'm down ten right now.
You are down ten, get it yourself, sir.
I haven't got no other choice.
That's one.
Oh!
Have you heard of Martin yet?
The Martin Gale method is where you double your bet every single time, and statistically
as long as you keep betting you'll win your original bet back.
That's kind of what I was thinking intuitively.
17 bets, you need to bet equivalent to the GDP of Canada.
It scales very quickly.
Well, luckily I only have three bets.
Comp in with 20.
If you lose this you're down 30 gifted.
Fuck it.
Sure.
That's 10.
Fuck!
So do you like to take insurance?
What is this?
What is it?
What are you offering?
I'm gonna check to see if I have a blackjack.
Okay.
If I do have blackjack, you automatically lose.
Okay.
If you take insurance, I take half your bet
and you end the hand.
I'll do the insurance.
No.
Lesson number five.
Never taking shirts.
We won't take the shirts.
Well, this guy's good.
This guy's funny.
Why don't you bring your shit back away?
This guy's not funny.
You are safe.
This is not Blackjack.
What's the good thing about this?
Oh, he's a kid.
So I'm going to mess you up by fucking five.
OK, Stan?
All right.
OK.
Soft 15.
15.
Too many.
Let's go!
You've now won, what was your total bet?
Uh, I got 10, because, yeah, I'll put it in.
So you win this bet, can you bring me back to the table?
Please do not pull your bet before the hands are on the floor.
All right, all right.
All right, you get one more hand, you can walk if you'd like.
I got one more hand, I want 10 seconds.
Yes, yes.
If you are up 10-self, you can take the 10-run, or you can go for one more.
You've got to put the 1 first.
No.
25. 25 gifted on the table.
Are you sure?
Yep. If I lose, it's healthy down.
So this is 25 gifted?
I believe if I count it correctly.
25 gifted.
Alright, so if you win this, you win 35.
If you lose, it's only 15.
Good luck, sir.
Lesson number six, no one to walk.
You shouldn't hit that.
When the dealer has four through six, you expect me to bust?
Oh.
The chances of you busting are too high, it's not worth the risk.
Oh.
You should stay.
That's what the book says.
It's the math says.
But you can do what you want.
If you really feel in your heart, that is...
I just feel like right now,
like you've done too much crazy shit.
So where it's like,
I gotta take the chance of getting less than eight,
or less than...
I've been missing the center right now.
Yeah.
It's up to you what.
I'm just telling you, I says to do a stand,
but if you want to hit, look, it's your game.
I'll just have to give you this information,
because this is a teaching lesson.
We're not gambling, I'm trying to teach his office hours.
No.
Pull it
It wouldn't have mattered because I would have gotten that eight I would have 18
So I would have lost
That's maybe that's the lesson
That's why it's her.
I didn't...
You know what?
That's why it's her.
No, no, no.
This is...
No, this isn't me.
Who are you?
This isn't me.
No, this isn't me.
You got a block too?
That's...
This is from a friend.
That's right.
My favorite cut this however we know it was.
This isn't me.
I promise.
The person you saw this morning...
That was me.
That's the real me.
Is it?
Yeah.
And that might be the first impression.
No, no, no.
This is...
That's the real you.
No, this is S.U.
No, this is S-U. This is... I think they were a lot of people before.
They were crazy bad.
They were really bad.
And also, I remember that I was going to write the only rest of the arrest.
Because I really wanted the shirt on the beard.
I don't want to get arrested, I just want to flip.
Whoa!
You do not have to bet at all, I'm just giving you $50.
Okay, thank you. Yeah, that's...
Which one is the better top?
That's...
This is $80.
That's just not...
I've got one.
All right.
How?
Okay, guys, here we go.
You're going to reach out a little closer?
Reach out closer.
They can't see the cards, man.
Oh, can you?
I think we can see from there.
Yeah, can you?
You guys are so sweet and conical.
Can you give up?
It's okay.
You want it to be way closer?
Yeah, I can set it up.
I'm curious.
But then you can't see everything.
Yeah, I was trying to make sure that Professor L was in train.
Actually, can you block me up to something?
So he doesn't have to enslave children?
I appreciate you, thank you so much.
Alright, say...
You have up to three beds?
What was that your first way to leave?
How do you...
How do you predict it?
Pre-gift it?
You sure?
I'm just a teacher, I only have a teacher salary.
No.
Alright, it's school, by the way.
13 against the 7, Bucs has hit.
Yeah, I'm hit.
15 against the 7, Bucs has hit.
I'm definitely hitting.
20! 1!
Congratulations.
Yes!
All right. Congratulations. I was that number one. What is that number two going to do?
I said five, right? The reds are five. Okay. You so far you're up for the gift. I'm up
three gifted right now, bro. Two. So we're going to guarantee you walk away with something.
Yes, I'm not even reaching it.
The book says double.
You could put two extra subs in, you would get one card only.
You'd be able to double your bet on an 11, 10 gives you 21, it's huge.
I need you to put up one paper for me.
Do you want to face up or face down?
Face down.
Would you like to flip over that card for me?
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, but that's going to be a push.
You don't lose the money. I know. It's not bad. It's not bad, but
every sign is saying to walk away right now. It's your last bet.
You could walk away with three gifted, the smart move.
I could get a little more. I could get a little more.
You know what's crazy, I named you as one of my favorite streamers before I came here.
Really?
Yeah, I did.
How's the opinion changed?
I might respect you more.
I appreciate that.
One more time!
Thank you.
Yeah!
Professor Elton here!
Office hours!
Right here, all the sounds!
He's in here!
It's our final bet.
Two, so you have five in.
You can win eight subs, or you can owe me two subs.
Twelve against a five.
What do you got there?
Book says to stay.
It does.
It does, but it's up to you.
I'm kidding.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Yes, he is.
Oh, that's rough.
That's tough.
Oh, my God!
I'm so upset!
Oh, my God!
I'm so mad!
What do you have?
I would have plus.
You would have plus.
Oh, my God!
Number seven?
Always follow the book.
Good game. I enjoyed that. Thank you.
You all ready? You all coming in?
Ray, get in there.
Man!
I had to do this here.
Welcome to these office hours.
Is that 100?
I think it's like 95 or something?
I can tell. Those are missing.
It's like 9.5.
Yeah, 9.5?
Alright, we'll take this in, but for now, I will give you these chips.
You can also do it in gifted cells if you prefer.
You don't need cash.
Let me just try to get it.
So we got, could I use this first?
Like, let's say like, obviously I'm not going to lose the ring.
Let's say if you lose, I'll give this here.
I'll give that.
That's like a 2.6.
That's 30.
This is...
40, 50, and then this clutch is 50.
So here are the rules.
You can get 50, and then these ones go in.
The reds are 5?
Yeah.
5 gifted.
Sorry.
Yeah, it's 5 gifted.
So it'd be $25 for the reds.
$5 for this one.
And then this one over here is $50 gifted, or $250.
Which, I guess technically, sorry, I realized.
You can still wager.
You can do the gifted, I trust you.
You don't have to wager at all.
So, five gifts for one.
Five gifts for one.
Five gifts for the white.
One gift for the red.
One gift for the white.
50 for the black.
100%.
Now, a question for you.
Sorry, just to let you know.
It's double deck.
Do you want a clean shoe? Do you want a clean deck?
Okay, let me do a clean deck.
I'll also say if you get up to three wagers,
you can get up to 50 gifted on every single bet.
If you get a chance to double or split, I will let you double or split.
But it's three hands and then you have to walk.
You want to split? You gamble often?
Really? The good thing I like about the casino is it doesn't matter what day it is and be Christmas,
it could be World War 3 happening, it will always be open.
So I love the casino.
So I'm just gonna fish out of water.
Yeah, pretty cool.
Oh, you're right here.
I knew I should stop.
Jack, Jack, the prayer is a prayer mode.
You're prayer mode is...
Look at this one.
How much is your first wager? Please put your wager on the black.
Okay, this is 10 gifted or $50.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Oof.
No insurance, no insurance.
Off 17, we hit on that.
That is going to be 19.
Jack pushes the one.
Would you like to keep your $50 wager? Yes, sir.
Rule number 8.
Always double the push.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Match out?
Not a...
Oh!
Don't do it!
Come on, Ludwig.
That's dirty.
That's fucking dirty.
What is that?
Gosh!
Damn!
That's disgusting.
You have one more hand.
It's your last hand.
Oh, I'm not sure.
You're not.
Yeah.
Oh.
Put it.
20. So right now you currently owe me 10
gifted. All right so this is 50 gifted. So 55. You have a max of 50. Oh this is your max.
Then you just take these are done then. So if you'd like or if you win this I owe you 40.
If you lose it's you owe me 60.
Okay.
You ready?
Yeah.
Let's do it now.
Let's do it.
Awesome.
Come on.
Give me a five.
Give me a five yourself.
Give me a six.
Oh.
It's just a face watch.
Oh.
If I lose against this face.
Oh, that's a double.
That's a double.
Would you like to double?
That's a double.
Chad, that's a double.
That's 1,000.
I told you to go out to double.
That's one for a home.
I'm even doing it.
It's a six.
Do it.
I don't even know it's a 6
Let's do it
Yes, being a bad influence
100 gifts of the best
Come on face
God please
No!
9
19
Come on
4
5
Or else
Fuck!
Guys, we suck!
That's not good.
We next! We next!
Fuck!
Right there, the count was negative 5, so you shouldn't have doubled it.
That was tough.
Oh my god!
I pushed, lost everything.
We tried to be such low.
Great, I believe that you can get into his position.
I'm gonna call him.
You should call him.
Call him.
Well, I shuffled him.
Shuffled him.
No, if you shuffled right there, the count was negative five, which means you have the
worst chance of winning because more face cards have come out.
Number nine, I'm gonna call him if you're not in the hands.
Oh, well...
So far, I've learned like that.
Are you seriously stupid, people?
Are you kidding me?
Somebody here is actually trying to teach us so we can win the game.
You're actually stupid, people.
You make more money than all of these students.
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
This is great.
Great.
The response hours are teaching.
Uh huh.
Teaching.
Ready?
Here you go.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
Here you go.
You can wager as much as you'd like.
And I can only do it three times?
Okay.
As much as you'd like.
And I can only do it three times?
Okay.
I appreciate your hard work, Chelsea.
Thank you.
Go on by the book.
Oh, didn't you make a meeting?
Yeah, you said I could do 53 times.
Yeah, that's fine.
If you want to.
I didn't say it.
Oh, good.
It's over, Gigi.
Yeah.
You're 6.
No.
Book says decades.
Book does say decades.
It's a 4.
It's a game to be hit.
Oh, I have to hit, right?
I don't know why you don't have to cheer me on.
I'm playing by the book.
I hit.
17, dealer max.
10.
It's over.
14.
Yes!
It's 3-3.
Yes!
Thank you so much.
50 again. Max bet.
Wait, why are you telling her to max bet?
Count us two.
Yeah.
So how do I do it?
Yeah.
18 20, sorry
Okay again
It's to pay up
Okay, what a ugly deck
Yeah, but that one's probably just as ugly.
Nice!
11.
Oh, perfect.
Yeah, we did that.
Any day.
Face, face, face, face, face, face.
Please.
That's good.
That's great.
No.
I can't tell you.
Yeah.
If there's a sooner one.
One, two, three.
I know.
15, 15, 15.
That's big.
We'll take that.
Let's throw up it.
Oh, no!
Stop that!
Yay!
50 gifted.
So am I causing it?
Yay!
That is mine.
50 gifted.
No, because you lost one.
So we're even, right?
No, no, no. We're only 150 from the quiz then.
And you didn't pay me out.
instead of the 100 year old.
I do all the math, I do all the math.
For person, because can I go and then bet 50 again?
Of course you can.
He's a real hero.
Technically, camera men shouldn't be doing content.
Hey, welcome officers, come in, come in, come in.
How are you doing?
What's up, man?
Hey, how are you?
I like that.
You're doing great.
This is a great thing.
I was just coming to let him to count.
I'm all over.
We're going to do some office hours teaching you.
I'm all over.
I'm okay, but I don't even have the knowledge though.
Alright, no worries.
I have a question.
Can I double or nothing?
What does that mean?
You're saying what you only want to double or nothing?
What?
You want to show me?
Guys, want to show me?
I believe you'll need to get the correct answer.
I believe you'll need to.
But, oh man, I can't say it.
I know it's so hard.
You are going to do a final wait, like I'm saying.
You'll do a final wait, like I'm saying.
I'm going to do a final wait.
You're going to do a final wait, like two is so lame.
Alright, you're welcome.
So here's the thing, I do live in LA and I do pay for it.
And I have a dog.
She's 13 years old.
She can't work.
But.
Like, do you want to double it up?
That sounds a boring, but now.
Or do you want to do five?
I do five.
Let's just do a simple five.
OK, let's just do five.
One five.
OK.
One.
This isn't even about the money.
This is just for the love of the game.
If you didn't touch the chips, make it real.
Do you want the new deck or the old deck?
Oh, I want the new deck.
New deck from my hands.
Did you shuffle it?
The new deck you shuffle.
OK, I saw you shuffle it.
I did not like it. Did you see how he's shuffling?
Not really.
Yeah. Does he know how to shuffle?
No, he's a really great guy. He's a no-collector shuffle.
He's a great shuffle. He's a no-collector shuffle.
He genuinely is a no-collector shuffle.
So I was like, I didn't hear it.
No, he doesn't know how to flip their cards like that.
Can I shuffle the last just a...
Just a flash, no-collector?
Just a little...just a good one.
Look in there, because I'd like your...
Fucking up the deck.
Please, no-collector shuffle.
Okay, go ahead and cut the deck, however you'd like it, you win on Derrick, fucking Derrick.
Can you give me that green phone right there?
Derrick.
Yeah, I used to do that.
You know.
Okay, five gifted if you lose, you owe me seven.
Whoa, that's crazy.
If I win, I owe you three, or excuse me, if you win, I owe you three.
Yes.
Okay.
This is one hand, everything.
I feel that's true for those tickets.
I'll give you Shimmer Games tickets free no matter what.
Thank you.
I do appreciate that.
We're gonna burn the first card.
Okay, let's burn it.
We forgot to do that earlier.
Rule nine, burn the card.
Is that it?
You sell it?
Just a card?
She don't drop.
No.
Good for you.
You would have had that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you s**t in my dick? Are you so serious? Is this real?
You're not pretending you need to lose.
Damn it.
Because I'm so tired of reading.
Set this road.
Like a casino always wins.
Next line bar.
Rule number 10 is deal those wins.
Rule number 10 is the house always wins.
House always wins.
Guys, welcome to the 10 lessons of office hours.
Thank you so much for coming.
I really appreciate it, guys.
I had a great time.
Oh my God.
Let me go in 100 gifted.
So you do one hand.
You do one hand.
You hold me tight.
On my soul, it's going to go through.
I promise to God.
But let me do 100.
Yes.
If I lose, you will get 90 plus 100 gifted.
We can just call up straight up and open it.
I don't want to be a film critic, you are sure it's a decision.
Uh, can I hear it?
Derek, I'm gonna do it on my phone.
Don't worry about it.
It's okay.
You can wait.
We can do a straight up runoff.
Okay.
If you'd like.
But, I want you to be absolutely sure.
Shall we lose a fucking pause?
Because if you lose, that's a thousand dollars.
Who are you?
Before you make a decision, can I remind you?
I leaked my finances.
I made 1.2 mil last month.
Yeah.
But if you're good, you can get 1,000.
You guys don't want to discuss that.
I want your money.
You know what?
I would feel much better to take that thousand from him.
Alright, so last Santa the night everybody!
Last Santa the night, we are doing one, one hundred gifted sub bet.
This is a double it up to you guys that I'll call.
That's crazy.
Fuck it, let me get you one to give to you.
No, you can only get the $200.
What about the $200 plus on the East?
Yeah, that's a hundred gift.
Oh, come on out to my class.
Would you like a new shoe or an old shoe?
These are the cards to remind you.
So to you.
Mmm.
No, I want this shoe.
I want this shoe.
All right.
I just wanna be able to read my text.
No worries.
100 gifted, you currently owe me 100.
You would be down $1,000.
It's just your number, it's not even real.
The only thing that's real is if you were a time.
Okay.
14.
Yeah, that's one.
No, let's just run it.
How much, Beth?
No, no, no, it's for the ticket.
Okay.
All right.
God, here's me.
God, I'm in the screen.
I'm a hard-working man.
I'm a hard-
Three?
I'll take a seven.
Double, double, double.
Give me two black chips.
No, I just gave you one.
Absolutely no hesitation.
Thank you.
This is now a $1,000 hand to black chip.
Pay some, please.
This is a $100 hand to black chip right here.
Or $1,000 hand to black chip.
If you lose this, you've given me $1,500.
If you win, you get $500.
That's great.
are you scared now? no.
dealer has a soft 13, 13
plus 17
so here's the deal, if this card
isn't a 6 or better, you lose
do you want to put it on for us? I'll let you do the honors
but um, when I win
Um, no hard feelings, right?
Yeah.
If you go get some number.
Yeah!
That's strong.
That's Stresky andlys!
That's right! That's dope!
Dope!
Oh, I was so lucky.
Pleasure.
Listen.
Get out of here.
That's interesting.
I owed you 90 gifted.
So let me give you this and just give you 100 gifted.
Oh my god.
Why?
Yeah.
Because you owed me 90 gifted.
That's 100, which is 20 gifted.
So then now that's your hundred gifted back because you never paid me out
Well, you never paid me the 90 and this is a hundred since that's 20 so you never paid me the hundred gifted
I owe you a hundred gifted basically because it would have been a double or nothing now I owe you a hundred
Yes
Thank you
Thank you.
You get a hundred gifts that's going to run out.
Let me just go to my computer.
I'm going to go home.
Thank you guys.
Sorry, I'm going to stay.
No worries.
I'll take this rest after all of this.
Yeah.
Man, what a rush.
Man, I'm okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Guys, the first time I told you the reason I never came home was because I had a big
problem at the time.
And I can't handle otherwise I wouldn't have been able to get to Damlin.
I'm feeling it right now.
The most important thing about this is that I would 100% understand what the world can't do.
Yes, I love getting help.
You get it? I get it.
When people ask you why you want to be successful online, I don't say to help you.
And I get how bad it is. Because this is what I'm afraid of.
I'm just so sad that you didn't get what you were going to do.
The education.
Hey, you still have an opportunity to do it because I didn't get in trouble.
Also, I didn't see those seven gifted.
So, how do you customize the gotta get done on your phone?
Oh, go to a desktop.
I don't have one, I'm an alumni.
You gotta give us a desktop.
Then I will trust you to give these seven and do time,
and in exchange you'll get Screamer Games tickets.
Do you know my name so you know who to give those to?
Absolutely.
I'm not gonna say it though, out of personal reasons.
Oh, out of personal reasons?
Yes.
Hmm.
What is it?
Kairu's.
Nice to formally meet you, Mr. Al.
Are you Professor Al?
Oh my God!
I saw my comments from the audience.
I have a lot to say.
So what am I down to today?
I guess I'd go down like, because what did you give me?
35.
35?
110, then I lost.
That's 25, you got 15, so you'd be done.
15.22, I got 78 with that, thank you.
Cause I won, no, no, no, I'm,
yeah cause I won even on Archie and Ray.
Oh.
Wait, no, I won 100 from Archie.
Because Archie, no, no, cause Archie owed,
I owed Archie, remember, for the bet.
So he lost what I owed him, and he gave me 50.
God, you would have been up so big.
What a fucking double.
I'll tell you what, you gotta stick to the max of three,
a second time.
I know, I know.
I literally had him.
I had him and I said I'll give you one more.
Fuck!
Professor Al, lesson 11,
don't break the rules you set yourself.
Wait, are you gonna pay me out?
Ain't that a story from today?
Wait, wait, wait, is that true?
Archie's missing 10 gifts too? Or is Archie at?
Can I have some batteries?
Anyways, before I head out for the night,
can you tell me what we've got to do tonight?
Because you said you were going to do it tonight.
Alright.
There's one more!
No, we ended it.
Okay.
I just lost a ring of $1,000.
Call our hand at Blackjack.
I got a ring for his breath.
So he's going to call it a day.
We got cleaned out.
Wait, you want...
No, I don't want to.
I don't know it was a thousand.
I gotta clean out a thousand dollars to work out the energy.
I'll miss you!
I'll help you out of the water.
Dude, I don't need more money.
Just eat.
No, two more.
I don't need more money.
No!
I'll buy you a thousand dollars.
I'll help you out of the water.
You're broke!
You might like your liver.
I'll have a thousand dollars.
I'll have a hundred.
10,000 for you.
Dude, that's 100 dollars bill.
My entry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
You could have went 100, you would have been minus $900 instead.
Okay, okay.
How about you give it here?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chill, whoa, whoa.
What?
What kind of gambling regress is this?
Yeah, he looks like Homer Simpson.
Oh, stop, stop!
What is this?
I have to go, I have to go punch Arc.
What?
Oh, I love that.
Arc did not pay out.
The black gambling.
Do you know where Arc is?
The black market, yeah.
Okay, let's go.
Wait, oh.
Oh, I love that.
Arc did not pay out.
The black gambling.
Do you know where Arc is?
The black market, yeah.
Okay, let's go.
We're going to rest a little bit more, huh?
Oh Chad, are we back?
Sorry, we have a moment after you please hold.
Is this being off the end?
Are you going to submit it?
Yes.
I can have a talk with that.
Okay.
Hi, good to be here.
Hey, I saw you do it.
I saw you do it.
Yeah
Wait, you know where Arkie's at, right?
You down here are you down here? Oh
Where's that?
Is a night market
Fuck.
We have to threaten to break his legs.
Oh!
Wait, do you have any money at all?
I don't have any money.
You don't have any money at all?
I'm gonna get the money that Archie fucking owes me.
Okay, come on. Okay, he's not an alumni dorm. I lied.
What?
He's not an alumni dorm.
Oh, it's actual.
He is an alumni dorm?
Where do you know what the alumni dorm is?
I think he saw the truth, really?
I think so.
Is he letting me do him this way?
Or is he 316 of the other going?
There was nothing in the way, but we can check.
Is this Miller?
The color is like right in front of the cafeteria.
Who I trust.
How do you know that?
Wait, what are you talking about?
Are you lying?
What?
What are you doing?
Room 316 of the alumni.
Your medical game.
Well, I don't want to narc, but I did find out.
Is it this room?
I think it's down.
Oh my God, it almost stopped.
Oopsie got it.
Is that gonna be taken?
It's like Liam Neeson, bro.
I was about to get fucking cute.
Did they get an alumni dorm?
Officer, what?
I'm not a police officer.
You just said you were.
I'm not a police officer.
I'm a cop, sir.
I'm not, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm just gonna put a lie on this.
I'm just someone who's arrested.
What are we talking about?
Things are gonna be done, Bonnie.
Don't do this.
I don't want the cops.
I'm just him.
I'm doing nothing.
There's no cops here!
Oh my gosh, there's two of them!
It smells like a bank in here.
Someone's been having fun.
How do you go upstairs?
We look for the areas that stare.
This door is kind of closed.
Fuck you, ladies!
This room is actually shit.
I think I hear him. I hear him.
I deadass hear him.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'm not a criminal. I'm not a criminal.
I actually can't let you go.
Why? He owes me money.
No, as a police officer I don't condone violence.
You don't condone violence?
Can you come through?
I don't condone violence. I'm sorry.
And also you were part of that legal gambling group.
I can't let you get away with it.
Oh, God, I didn't know it was a...
I didn't know it was a...
I heard that you were a scammer.
You've got to bring us to Archey right now.
Are you scaring me? No, no, no, no, I can't do that.
You've got to do that for me. I can't do that.
You've got to do that for me.
No, no, no, because the clip of you calling me a bucket cheapskate
and saying I only pay my enter at $1,000 a week
is at 20,000 likes on Twitter.
Well, I mean...
Don't be far.
Thank you.
Don't be a farmer.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh, do you see if you're gonna give up arcing right now?
No, you're actually so weird.
Are you up there?
No, thank you guys.
Do you guys need money?
Thank you.
I don't know if he's in the 20s.
Bro, fuck, you're the 20th, I'm a slayer, bro.
Come on.
What?
What's going on?
She seems to be well.
Body.
Body, I feel like you might be right up here.
I'm getting the ink lane.
You thought you could actually go down there?
Professor L, you know what's up.
You fucking strong.
Oh, fuck it!
You're fucking wrong!
I'm 205!
It's not out here!
ART KEEK!
Where is he?
What's happening?
Look, guys.
I don't know.
I feel like an outsider.
What's up?
Is Artie in here?
I said, hold up a minute!
What's up?
Is that you in here?
I said hold up the baby!
Fuck, I was disrespectful to you, I apologize.
Nah, you're dead, what's up?
I thought he was in this room.
What's going on?
Art gives me money, he's a coward.
He don't give you money?
He gives me money, how much?
$10.
It's a $10.
I'll do that, man.
Alright, you're all right.
I'll see you when I've got you.
I'll put you on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's up?
For $10, what do you mean, if I see him?
Like, when I see him, I got you.
So I don't pretend until you see him?
Huh?
I don't, oh you're tired to the shit.
Until I feel filled my job, you don't want me shit.
That's a good deal, that's a good deal.
That's a good deal.
All right, I appreciate y'all.
I'm about to change though, so I'm on camera tonight.
Yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
I'll ask you later.
Good seeing you, I don't know.
All right, I'll pick you up.
Love you.
Love you too.
What's wrong with you?
You want him?
Oh, he was just over here.
You know him?
Okay.
I got you though.
Thanks.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Yeah.
Yo, I have one thing for you.
He's in there.
Yo, no, he's in there.
Put your pants on!
Could I be in there while you change?
I won't look.
No, no, I'm not.
Let me be in there.
I'm uncomfortable.
You're a- you're a- you're a-
You're a-
Shut up.
Come on, man.
I don't think it's unreasonable to ask.
It's $50 bucks that one.
It's $50, man.
Very true.
I'm a teacher.
I don't even have a tenure yet.
Watch that, watch that.
Here you go, here you go.
Hey, how you doing?
You got to come out before I do come out you're gonna come out hey
Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
I switcher.
Brad, nice to meet you, Brad.
Great, great, great.
So you're coming out, too?
That's nice to have you.
Huh?
They're coming out, too.
Hey, go check the room.
All right.
He's not in here, right?
No.
Hey, you know how I'm coming around, right?
Well, I'm here, Brad.
Archie.
Okay.
Archie?
No.
No, I can't, bro.
You're just freaking out, man.
Listen up.
A lot of fruit sacks.
Yeah.
I heard a sneeze in there.
Nah, that's me.
I heard it.
Yeah, that's my imaginary friend.
There's some fire inside of here.
You know, I'm a man of all trades.
I like to sell everything.
Decent that.
You see, man, I would never lie to you.
You might have had to check real quick.
I just got to get salt.
That's the old thing.
It's not a bad thing in there.
No.
I feel like I hear somebody laughing in there.
I'm telling you right now, it's my madness for a call.
Whoa!
Come on!
Who's you?
Come on!
Hey!
Yeah!
You guys are so nice, bro!
Yeah!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up, actually.
What you mean?
Look, look, that's a lot of contraband, no?
Whoa, whoa, what's that?
Zaxby sauce.
us. Hey, I'mma be honest, because I'm fuckin' you, I'mma let you come in here, I'm gonna
get you. Confetti.
You're late, now you're all moving real police like.
Woah. Fuck. Are we moving real police like?
Y'all are moving real police like. So you're gonna go down for this then?
Woah, woah, WOAH!
Woah, woah, woah, woah!
I'll sit down and you'll be snitching! I'll sit down!
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
I'll sit! I'll sit!
If you're willing to snitch we'll let you go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Okay. Fuck you.
What do you owe you?
Oh hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Five!
We got you right!
Four! Deal!
Okay, five!
All right, all right!
Oh!
Hey, I'm not gonna get out of here.
Look at me, she's fucking scary, bro.
She's five foot three, a hundred pounds. Jesus fucking Christ.
I just heard our team scream.
Just walking back, just walking back.
at least that bus on the way
in case the bus is on the way
hey am I still good for my friend?
something met your chameleon bro
okay you caught me
okay bro I'm sorry
sorry I got bad math
you don't gotta give me 10
oh 5?
you gotta give him 4 and me 6
oh me too
who are you?
you gotta give me 1
six six six four five four one five four one ten twenty do you want any five five sorry
What you want
What do you gotta sell? Yeah, actually.
You look like you're a boxer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, I'm doing this.
I'm doing this.
You're selling hits?
I'm doing this.
Put a hit on somebody.
I don't run up on them with the bars for you.
Well, let's check if I get five gifts and sells right now.
No, I need five gifts.
No, no, no.
I'm saying you're earning points.
I'm saying somebody owes me five, and they don't pay out,
and maybe I'll put in a hit.
Okay, say less.
If somebody doesn't give me right now,
I might put in a hit.
I'm waiting for Arkey.
No, it's just a viewer, bro.
He ran off on you.
Five gifted.
Did Arkey not pay out?
He ran off on you.
I
Put a hit on him
Give me give me 30 or give it to fog if they were good
Also, but then when he said you I did like me to your games. I do he messes me forcing you
I know, I might have to. We'll find out.
God, business is so fucking good right now.
We're making 20 dollars, hanging over a fist.
Wait, we're getting caught!
Hey, you didn't get anything, you didn't get anything, you didn't get anything.
I got the convenience that you got.
And I got the convenience, that's the convenience that you got.
I don't know that you know that it's the convenience.
Yes, you only for the good one.
Now it's three, and when it's convenient it's not convenient yet.
All right, yeah, no worries, take your time.
Dad I want to talk to you about that, man.
You said it's worth it, that's what I'm talking about, yeah.
In case Emily somehow made it in here.
Are you kidding me?
Oh
What are the options
You're silly how much is silly
Silly's 10
You do five silly
Great, you know black market
Yeah, I got silly I have to go pick it up right now. I'm doing a package pickup but
What you do a hit for me?
Three gifts.
Who?
Page.
Locked.
I'll be done by then tonight.
Let's see the gift.
I'll pay up front.
I trust her.
I don't know how good.
Easy.
I'll just punch it out.
You got to place out.
This is what it is.
You got to place out.
We had a good business relationship.
You got to place out.
I'll watch you.
Watch your back.
Okay, chill out.
Chill out.
Watch your back, don't do it.
I'm gonna sit and watch you.
I'm just a fucking teacher, bro.
Okay. That's what they all say.
I'm just a professor. I'm a teacher.
I'm not putting out kids, buddy.
I'm not putting out educational collabs.
Okay.
Students don't collab.
Are you going to come to the library?
I think everyone's a collab. It's really good for all chance to go.
You know what? I like you.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I like the teacher, that's a topic,
the teacher, no matter what.
You can add the text in the description.
Real quick while I got you.
Wow.
One second, come here.
How do you think you can argue?
Say last, Fartsburg?
Should I have to redo Fartsburg?
Is that too much for him?
What do we get Arky with?
What's the word?
I don't get my gift for that one.
Okay.
Do I try some?
Where's the way to get it?
He didn't give you the five gifted?
I'm on it right now. Look. All right. Here's the deal. Okay. Okay. You can hit him with fartspray
But after you after he hits page after he hits page
Okay, say less
You know what and you don't even pay up front. She can call it off. I'll pay you up front if you close it off
She calls it off. Okay. You can call it off. You get paid out
Y'all you see my montage 200k
Hey!
There he's up!
Ahhhhh
Core up!
Well actually I shouldn't throw that up either
Ahhhh fuck
Never fake a trick shot!
He's summoning Craig
Ahhhh fuck so okay
Chad give me his channel name
I have to gift him five
I have to gift Archie three
We got to end stream chat, I got to go to bed, how it is we'll go to the room we'll
do a desktop unwind maybe we'll look at some of the chaos involved at the
front party and then we're done
we need no room the thing is I'm not going to the front park there's no
universe I want to go to that. And we are 11 hours in a stream. Well, let's talk about
the reacts, because I have to get that to stuff anyway. I have to get also Rodo and Bruno.
You are a frappero? I have never been a frappero. I am a professor, not a frappero.
I'll keep real quick.
It still doesn't lock the door.
It tastes like wool.
Ah, that makes sense.
and
Oh my god.
Let's get this upside down please, man.
Okay, watch this.
Oh my god.
Again?
I thought I lost you.
I lost you, dude. I didn't even know you were here.
I had you for a second there at least.
Hey, did you run off?
Oh my god, dude. I'm sick of our spies.
We all have to stay up and do only half a hour on that for real.
See, right?
All of you have to fucking stay up and do it.
Fuck.
I'm so tilted for a while.
You hear me say hi right now?
We're gonna be the fucking E.P. bro.
They might never fucking leave this room.
Alright.
Finish off the Pokemon cards until you switch.
Look at the humidity.
The QA has gotten.
What's fucking GGs?
Tim, why is my home page a Google search for how to give Tim64 a raise or your free
Samsung Galaxy 26 Ultra?
That was you, Bader?
Oh my god. What was up? Alright chat. We got, we got to pay out the TV. We got to pay out
right now who we paying out. First up is raw dog moon. I owe a hundred. We're not focused.
You're right, my fault.
Did you like that photo, yeah?
Fuck no, dude.
That's the fucking cringiest photo ever.
I mean, I love y'all, but like, fuck,
no way my name's fucking Pedro, where the fuck his name is.
Love y'all, though, love y'all.
Should we change it or no?
If you can.
Derek, let's change it to something a little better.
One moment.
Also, fuck you, Blooming.
Oh, shit.
Dude, I would've made so much money, Chats.
I don't know.
This dumbass Derek stole it by the way.
I said lucky moving is moving is the one who made the picture.
Chair screen, I'm showing literally my credit card number right now.
Moodle Pee, we got the chat.
Oh my god.
Dude, I'm so sweaty, holy.
He was sweaty, I remember dapping over them.
Alright.
I got 10 seconds for the hour before we go on to the party bus.
We're actually going to run out of batteries.
Do I bring the portable and bring the charger of the batteries for the camera and leave
that in the backpack?
It might not be a bad shot, because how long does each camera battery last?
Like an hour?
I boom.
First payout done.
It's going to be 30 minutes.
I'm done man of my word
Pay up raw dog moon
Yo, yeah
Hey guys
Got the hundred
There we go.
Should we grab the portable camera battery charger?
What'd it do?
The brick?
How's it going, y'all?
Or just me and the single one.
What up?
I'm gonna borrow a camera battery and then if anything, we'll just be on some of these
and just watch it stand.
chat reader, bro. Incredibly L chat reader.
I'm not surprised.
Then you got like, no way.
Bang. No way. And there we go.
And there we go.
One win with the hydrogen gifted!
God, he really crushed me. It's gonna be awesome to look back on it.
Chad, never quit gambling.
Oh, well that's not the lesson. That wasn't one of the ten.
This is not financial advice, but you guys don't ever...
It's not even good advice.
You should.
I look normal. I look exactly like you guys, okay?
I've been gambling ever since I church came on and said,
that's what she's talking about. I don't work at all,
I wouldn't want to change my life in any other way.
I love gambling, I am a gambler for life.
John Stamos on cocaine, perhaps.
OK, all right, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Let's try to.
No, that's my shit, nigga.
Yeah, take a train on Fox Snatchy.
Let me go, let me go.
Get out.
Get out of here, get back.
You're not shooting me, nigga.
Go, nigga.
No, Fox Snatch is the one.
OK.
What is going on with Archie?
Where is Archie?
No, we found him.
They're saying it's by the cafeteria, like right there.
On the right, on the right.
I'm gonna pull up right now.
All right, we give him three.
Damn, three gets us 18 bucks.
I forgot they made that shit six.
Oh my god, I started a golden cabal hydrant. I'm literally a hero. I literally am a hero, bro
Oh, they said by the cafeteria over there. I got to go in here real quick, but they said it's like over there
Yuki, thank you very much for the fog gifted. I appreciate it. Wait, let me give me the three gifted. Yes, sir
Payton advanced?
Thank you for the paint event
All right, all right, all right, wait, wait, who did she say has some all right, who do
I'll find to chat I'll find to someone I'll find to someone right now Kai's getting arrested
What do you mean Kai's getting arrested?
A ruck-eye.
No.
Kai?
Sinette.
The guy who made the event?
Oh, I do want to die over that booty, nigga!
Because I am!
I am!
Go do something safe, fuck, nigga.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Go talk to a new man.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Calm down, man.
I advise you step.
I don't know why I advise you step.
End of the...
Fuck!
You think you're a wimp!
about your step this is lowkey like the the Iliad this is like a prequel to the
Odyssey right here you know what I get why people watch this
Expand do you know nothing about Helen of Troy do you know nothing of Agamemnon?
I feel like that shouldn't be shamed
I
Let's get back on track
Nizzy.
Alright.
Let's hit Nizzy with our five gifted, and then we're done.
And then we're done, bro.
Boom.
I'm gonna sleep peacefully in my bed while chaos unfolds.
This is, look, this is just a security measure
that I gave against Archie.
Kai is getting arrested.
It's just an unbelievable sentence.
It makes me not interested in looking it up
because it's such an unbelievable sentence.
It's like saying LeBron went to the Hornets.
I wouldn't believe it.
It's not worth looking into whether it happened or not
because I just, it's unbelievable.
No, he didn't.
No, it was a hypothetical.
So I wrote my Steam Deck.
Yeah.
I was trying to get a saddened screen on it,
but it was really hard, so I gave up.
Look at Phantom's stream, all right.
Oh
Guys in the trunk
I'm tired of this shit!
It's awesome man!
You talk shit about that!
We ain't cut suburb, baby!
Are we too slow?
A bit of an extra Emily driving situation here.
I hear more of the beeps from the seatbelts than the audio of the dialogue.
Yana!
What a late dinner for y'all what does that mean what Jason doing oh my god I
could not imagine going to a fat party right now what the hell's Ron doing
There's no way Ron's part of that part, is he?
I have no clue where it is.
No clue where it is.
It's probably my backpack.
Can I need some help?
I promise you it doesn't need help from me.
We'll see you in a minute.
We're back? What do you mean we're back?
I feel like your agent has been having tech issues all week.
Lacey is stuck in his room.
He's doing FNCS
FNCS and his cameraman Drew is sleeping.
Why is he doing FNCS?
Gamers got a game I guess.
This was you yesterday? Yeah, but I didn't stream it.
I'm gonna try running this house so I can farm some metal.
Just be careful. Don't even go inside. I just want to farm outside.
If Streamer U was a true college, this would be about 90% of the students.
I guess more studying as well.
Um, all right.
Yeah, I got to do my slides.
So I don't think I can stay live tonight.
Oh my God, 10 gifted from Levophobia.
Thank you for the 10 gifted level.
I appreciate that.
Wait, wait, what if we stay live a little longer though?
Huh?
Club time?
No, no, no, no, no, we could never go to the club.
All I was thinking, OK maybe it's a stupid idea, never mind, maybe we should just end.
I was just thinking and tell me if this is a stupid idea, okay?
There's like 30,000 people in here, all right?
Stream's going well, so I'm going to think of the five gifted.
I figured before we ended, what we could do is we could hit a streamer with a crazy love
raid.
Do you guys feel me on that? Because I'm sitting with my Twitch Prime available, and I'm able to use it.
So rather than just ending the stream normally, what if we go raid somebody and everyone who has a Twitch Prime available goes and blows up someone who's been doing amazing at StreamerU?
So who really deserves this?
I think it'd be a nice way to end. So let's not just end
Unceremoniously
Let's end it with a bang today.
You feel me on that?
Do you understand me?
All right then.
First thing we have to do is we gotta find out
who we're gonna get these subs to.
A lot of great options out here though.
Keem's a good pick.
Wabbe's a good pick.
There's a lot of good picks.
puzzles that's a good pick who should we give the raid to
lesion's great guys let's give it a
blazing y'all how about that
All right y'all here's the deal
If you have a twitch round available hold nobody leak
Nobody leak Dory. I think if I'm gifted nobody leak
Everyone relax
No fucking mods ban this guy in my chat. God damn it. It's wood. You're ruining it. Nobody leak
Guys you're gonna be ban on my chair and be sad about it. You're gonna be real sad about it
whole
Okay
I'm gonna raid him
We'll actually first
Let me blow up the link and twitch in YouTube.
Everyone join.
If you have a twitch bar available, drop it when I count down.
Where's my YouTube chat?
I just go out of it.
You guys ready to start without me?
You two frogs, if you have a YouTube, Twitch Prime, excuse me, a Twitch Prime available.
Thank you, the $100.
I'll read that one moment, Connor.
All right.
I can't fucking breathe.
Okay.
Oh my God, already starting.
Everyone's been telling me to fucking do something else every time I breathe, every time I breathe,
every time I breathe.
Every time I breathe every time I breathe. Thank you for this time
Maybe separate cells
I can't fucking there. There's so many fucking cells. I can't speak. Oh my god. You guys already started. I didn't count down
all y'all
five
four
Hop in here if you haven't already drop your pot three
To fuck you guys already started just chop your twitch bomb. Just drop your twitch bomb y'all. It's called a love raid
We are blessing blazion today with your free twitch bombs, which you have been gifted if you have an Amazon prompt subscription
He sounds like a like a
I'm gonna get a what do you
call it? Yeah, an auctioneer.
I think I'm about to broke him, y'all.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
It does sound like someone on TikTok Live getting infinite
galaxies. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
I'm a
I'm actually engaged
Yeah, I didn't raid you yet
Thank you so much.
Dude, there's so many primes.
Look at the hype train.
Wait.
Can I ask a question, guys?
Um, why do you guys have so many primes available?
You know, I've been live all day.
I mean, I don't get me wrong.
I'm not a wonderful love rate.
Great job.
Well, hold up now.
You just gave me a prime, but I just told you to use your prime in the love
rate.
Why didn't you use your prime in the love rate?
There's a lot of conflicting things happening here there's a lot of conflicting thing 1.2 million good point my bad
That's not me
That's not me my bad
Okay, I think we read somebody else because I think we broke him
It, you know, successful love, right?
But we'll spread our love today.
Sticky fingers, thank you to the 5GIFT that I was going to $100 on YouTube.
I didn't forget.
Connor, thank you to the 100.
But I don't want to watch live streams, but I do enjoy watching your YouTube videos.
But bro, you as a teacher is freaking insane.
Like every clip I see is wild.
You're really good at it.
I think you'd be a great high school teacher or college history teacher.
I think so too.
The issue is there's not a lot of incentive to be a great high school teacher or college
future unfortunately but I appreciate it your girls cable TV thank you very much
for the 10 members on YouTube all right who do we raid foomey foomey bean
ever since he I thought she was eating the hardest carrot of all time
All right, didn't I send a hit out on for me?
Okay, that's right. I sent a hit out on page. All right, let's wait for me. I'm done
Guys, I'm out for tonight. Appreciate y'all watching. I will be back live again tomorrow
Probably similar time
Depends on where I get these slides done, but thank you all for watching today
great stream
Tune in to Ludwin if you guys want to see maybe some of the highlights
Like our lesson today. We have one final lesson tomorrow
And I think it'll be one of our best ones
Ian doesn't about a Christian
Are you saying by Christian? Oh
There's nothing wrong
No, it's not a problem. I just I thought he's just doing it unprompted
They're all saying by creating writing our shit in the content
You know what my bad, and that's all me and this is what accountability okay now Dan saying it Dan said goodbye
Christian says bye. Hi y'all we're gonna raid we're gonna raid foomey. I think she already found out
Oh my god.
I can't even tell what's going on in the nose.
Oh my god.
I don't know.
Twitch.
We're sending the raid YouTube.
I will send you the link.
If you guys want to join, give some love.
Appreciate you all watching today.
Peace out.
Be back tomorrow.
Bye bye bye bye bye.
Bye y'all.
Bye bye bye bye bye bye.
Bye everyone.
Have a good night.
he's out. Goodbye, everyone.