{"segments": [{"start": 30.0, "end": 58.0, "text": " What is up, everybody?"}, {"start": 58.0, "end": 64.32, "text": " What is up? What is up? What is up chat? Hello guys."}, {"start": 64.32, "end": 68.12, "text": " Today's a chaotic day. Can I say that? I am in."}, {"start": 68.12, "end": 72.24, "text": " The final crunching hour"}, {"start": 72.24, "end": 76.74000000000001, "text": " of trying to nail down all my streamer games participants."}, {"start": 76.74000000000001, "end": 79.84, "text": " And I'm getting close."}, {"start": 79.84, "end": 83.03999999999999, "text": " I'm getting close. Here's the deal."}, {"start": 83.04, "end": 96.04, "text": " Mods, can we change? Mods, can we change our exclamation point streamer games?"}, {"start": 98.60000000000001, "end": 106.64000000000001, "text": " What's it called? Can we change the command so that it says teams"}, {"start": 106.64, "end": 118.68, "text": " announced at 6 p.m. Streamer games teams announced at 6 p.m. PT tonight that's the"}, {"start": 118.68, "end": 127.68, "text": " game plan so here's the deal all right right now I'm going live because I need"}, {"start": 127.68, "end": 135.76, "text": " to play in CJ YAS any game game show all right let me give you some context on"}, {"start": 135.76, "end": 138.94, "text": " This is what we're gonna see today. This is what what's gonna happen under this game show"}, {"start": 139.17999999999998, "end": 142.67999999999998, "text": " I'm gonna end after the game show. I'll give you the content of the game show the moment"}, {"start": 142.67999999999998, "end": 144.67999999999998, "text": " I'm gonna end after the game show"}, {"start": 146.07999999999998, "end": 152.56, "text": " Because I got to do some work then I'm gonna go live we're gonna announce the teams then we'll play wrote to embers 2 after"}, {"start": 153.35999999999999, "end": 158.88, "text": " Also wrote to embers 2 got delayed. It's a whole thing, bro. Today's been something different"}, {"start": 159.48, "end": 161.48, "text": " Just bear with me. I"}, {"start": 163.44, "end": 165.44, "text": " Boys"}, {"start": 165.76, "end": 175.12, "text": " Boys, if you guys don't know, there's a YouTuber named CJ, used to be a Mario Odyssey speedrunner"}, {"start": 175.12, "end": 181.04, "text": " since his venture out into the world of variety, and has created a game show, a very popular"}, {"start": 181.04, "end": 184.79999999999998, "text": " game show actually, called the Any Game Game Show."}, {"start": 184.79999999999998, "end": 187.79999999999998, "text": " This is the fourth iteration of this game show."}, {"start": 187.79999999999998, "end": 190.12, "text": " The way it works is pretty simple."}, {"start": 190.12, "end": 197.20000000000002, "text": " He gathers four different professional speedrunners in a room, gives them a task, and then has"}, {"start": 197.20000000000002, "end": 202.24, "text": " them attempt to complete the task with any game as a resource."}, {"start": 202.24, "end": 208.08, "text": " It is somewhat similar to the new format of Brovr's Bro that I did against Joe Bart."}, {"start": 208.08, "end": 212.64000000000001, "text": " We're both inspired by Petricor, who did a similar series."}, {"start": 212.64000000000001, "end": 214.64000000000001, "text": " Is it Petricor?"}, {"start": 214.64000000000001, "end": 215.64000000000001, "text": " Petroclaw, no?"}, {"start": 220.36, "end": 221.36, "text": " It's Petroclaw."}, {"start": 225.04000000000002, "end": 226.04000000000002, "text": " It's Petroclaw, no?"}, {"start": 232.36, "end": 233.36, "text": " It's Petroclaw."}, {"start": 237.96, "end": 238.96, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 241.76000000000002, "end": 243.76000000000002, "text": " It's Petroclaw."}, {"start": 244.64000000000001, "end": 249.88000000000002, "text": " Ah, you know what, it's not my fucking problem, we'll figure it out."}, {"start": 249.88000000000002, "end": 253.24, "text": " Check out Jinxie's stream, he's glazing your ass."}, {"start": 253.24, "end": 255.48000000000002, "text": " Hey, what?"}, {"start": 255.48000000000002, "end": 256.48, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 256.48, "end": 257.48, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 257.48, "end": 268.56, "text": " You're like way, way ahead of all this, but I think if you came next year to Europe,"}, {"start": 268.56, "end": 269.92, "text": " I hope that's not leaked."}, {"start": 269.92, "end": 270.92, "text": " I think that's public information."}, {"start": 270.92, "end": 272.92, "text": " No, no, I think he said that, I think he said that."}, {"start": 272.92, "end": 275.96000000000004, "text": " The shit. Don't kill me. I think you should go."}, {"start": 275.96000000000004, "end": 279.52000000000004, "text": " You got damn Jay shock on the screen. I gotta join this call, bro. I'm being an asshole."}, {"start": 280.52000000000004, "end": 283.0, "text": " Oh, wait, they said calling in three minutes. I'm not late!"}, {"start": 284.84000000000003, "end": 288.52000000000004, "text": " It's spelled Petricor. Dude, that's what I spelled on everything."}, {"start": 289.56, "end": 291.48, "text": " It's kind of like Go From Achievement Hunter, yes."}, {"start": 297.76, "end": 298.76, "text": " What up, Mookie?"}, {"start": 302.92, "end": 318.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 318.92, "end": 320.92, "text": " guys"}, {"start": 320.92, "end": 323.92, "text": " the teams will be announced later today 6pm"}, {"start": 323.92, "end": 325.92, "text": " we're announcing shurma game team 6pm today"}, {"start": 325.92, "end": 327.92, "text": " i gotta join this call"}, {"start": 327.92, "end": 328.92, "text": " hello"}, {"start": 328.92, "end": 330.92, "text": " what's up london"}, {"start": 330.92, "end": 332.92, "text": " What's going on y'all"}, {"start": 334.24, "end": 341.0, "text": " I saw you trying to type Petricor and it wasn't showing up. Oh, I was typing it correctly too. No, you were but I"}, {"start": 341.44, "end": 346.48, "text": " Looked and I had to type Petricor bingo in order to find him Petricor's SEOs just booms"}, {"start": 347.48, "end": 351.0, "text": " Yeah, it wasn't like that before though. I feel like I looked him up before to come"}, {"start": 351.0, "end": 353.0, "text": " Petricor's videos do well. Yeah"}, {"start": 354.96000000000004, "end": 357.98, "text": " No, well how you guys doing"}, {"start": 360.92, "end": 363.92, "text": " Everyone's real nervous, right? You should all be really nervous."}, {"start": 364.42, "end": 366.22, "text": " I am so nervous."}, {"start": 366.22, "end": 371.56, "text": " I feel like I have too many games that I've never played before that I'm just staring at right now."}, {"start": 372.06, "end": 375.92, "text": " Yeah, I think I might have overstocked."}, {"start": 375.92, "end": 378.92, "text": " I have 80 games installed for 60, but still."}, {"start": 378.92, "end": 380.16, "text": " Oh, that's it."}, {"start": 380.16, "end": 383.12, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, my bad."}, {"start": 383.12, "end": 384.76, "text": " OK, come on, bro."}, {"start": 384.76, "end": 386.46000000000004, "text": " I'm installing so many."}, {"start": 386.46000000000004, "end": 389.36, "text": " I have so many installing as we speak, Matt."}, {"start": 389.36, "end": 393.68, "text": " I'm getting word that your chat cannot hear us on Discord."}, {"start": 393.68, "end": 394.76, "text": " I fixed it."}, {"start": 394.76, "end": 397.12, "text": " I think I did already."}, {"start": 397.12, "end": 400.12, "text": " And Ludwig, you have separate audio tracks for recording,"}, {"start": 400.12, "end": 400.48, "text": " right?"}, {"start": 400.48, "end": 401.56, "text": " That's correct."}, {"start": 401.56, "end": 402.08000000000004, "text": " I assume?"}, {"start": 402.08000000000004, "end": 402.56, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 402.56, "end": 403.24, "text": " Yes, good."}, {"start": 403.24, "end": 406.96000000000004, "text": " Then we're good to go if you guys are already recording stuff"}, {"start": 406.96000000000004, "end": 408.16, "text": " and we can get started."}, {"start": 408.16, "end": 411.0, "text": " What I would like, no, I want to full rules."}, {"start": 411.0, "end": 412.16, "text": " What I would like."}, {"start": 412.16, "end": 414.76, "text": " I will be giving a full rules once you guys have started"}, {"start": 414.76, "end": 415.52000000000004, "text": " recording."}, {"start": 415.52000000000004, "end": 417.8, "text": " OK, I was just like, OK, we're just going in, all right."}, {"start": 417.8, "end": 421.6, "text": " Okay, I've got a lot of stuff to go over."}, {"start": 421.6, "end": 424.96000000000004, "text": " All right, so first off, welcome everyone."}, {"start": 424.96000000000004, "end": 427.36, "text": " Welcome to 4VU and everyone in chat."}, {"start": 427.36, "end": 431.36, "text": " This is the any game game show, episode three."}, {"start": 431.36, "end": 432.68, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 432.68, "end": 434.0, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 434.0, "end": 436.76, "text": " So if you're in your room, there is no great."}, {"start": 436.76, "end": 437.88, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 437.88, "end": 439.64, "text": " Well, then you're ready."}, {"start": 439.64, "end": 442.12, "text": " If you don't know what this is, it's a game show"}, {"start": 442.12, "end": 444.82, "text": " where I will be giving these four a task."}, {"start": 444.82, "end": 450.18, "text": " And a simple task something like they can find it is your baby poo poo that won't be on it today"}, {"start": 450.18, "end": 452.18, "text": " But that has been used in the past"}, {"start": 452.34, "end": 459.06, "text": " Okay, and then when I say go they're gonna race and they're gonna try to complete that task in any game they own on steam and"}, {"start": 460.58, "end": 463.86, "text": " First person do it gets four points second gets three and"}, {"start": 464.86, "end": 469.38, "text": " Fourth gets one and third gets two don't ask why I said it in that order"}, {"start": 469.38, "end": 473.7, "text": " It's more exciting that way."}, {"start": 473.7, "end": 479.9, "text": " And I've invited, I've invited the four, I say this every time, but this time truly,"}, {"start": 479.9, "end": 483.65999999999997, "text": " the four most experienced gamers I know."}, {"start": 483.65999999999997, "end": 491.02, "text": " First up we have Grand Poo Bear, and just to put it frankly, he's 41, and so he has"}, {"start": 491.02, "end": 497.42, "text": " a lot of experience in games."}, {"start": 497.42, "end": 501.94, "text": " digit steam account you know like he has a lot of experience he's been playing"}, {"start": 501.94, "end": 507.22, "text": " games longer than some of us have been alive and actually all of us why are we"}, {"start": 507.22, "end": 511.66, "text": " doing this why are we doing this right so he will be able to heal people have a"}, {"start": 511.66, "end": 517.1, "text": " wealth of knowledge to pull from for this game show next up the subs right"}, {"start": 517.1, "end": 525.46, "text": " next up next up we have Ludwig he's 31 but that isn't why I invited it Ludwig"}, {"start": 525.46, "end": 533.0600000000001, "text": " has done the any game lockout bingos before uh similarly to petra core and uh that has"}, {"start": 533.0600000000001, "end": 537.6600000000001, "text": " mostly inspired this game show and he he does play a lot of 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Della doesn't play the most amount of games ever, but Della does play her games pretty"}, {"start": 605.46, "end": 606.46, "text": " hard."}, {"start": 606.46, "end": 612.46, "text": " She plays different games than the rest of you for sure, so I'm excited to see what she pulls out."}, {"start": 612.46, "end": 616.46, "text": " A lot of indie games, a lot of indie and a lot of more niche games that I've never really heard of."}, {"start": 616.46, "end": 623.46, "text": " And I do want to address real quick, I know there may be a conflict of interest."}, {"start": 623.46, "end": 629.46, "text": " My relationship with a certain contestant on this show might get in the way of rulings,"}, {"start": 629.46, "end": 635.46, "text": " but I promise I will not be treating poo any differently and I will be completely fair for everyone."}, {"start": 635.46, "end": 637.46, "text": " for everyone."}, {"start": 637.46, "end": 641.62, "text": " To be fair, me and CJ did just share a bed."}, {"start": 641.62, "end": 643.74, "text": " We actually pushed beds together."}, {"start": 643.74, "end": 645.3000000000001, "text": " So we could all share a bed."}, {"start": 645.3000000000001, "end": 647.14, "text": " Yeah, just so we could all share a bed."}, {"start": 647.14, "end": 649.5, "text": " And then we stayed up till 3 in the morning talking."}, {"start": 649.5, "end": 652.34, "text": " Lazy Mattman, I have a question for you."}, {"start": 652.34, "end": 653.7800000000001, "text": " Yeah, what's up, Lud?"}, {"start": 653.7800000000001, "end": 657.3000000000001, "text": " How many hours do you have in binding of Isaac?"}, {"start": 657.3000000000001, "end": 663.3000000000001, "text": " If I go to steam right now, I have 5,277."}, {"start": 663.3000000000001, "end": 665.3000000000001, "text": " It's more than that, though, isn't it?"}, {"start": 665.3000000000001, "end": 669.4200000000001, "text": " It's more than that because of offline plus the original Isaac which is probably like 500 hours"}, {"start": 671.6600000000001, "end": 676.86, "text": " Is our 5,000 hitting any different than our 2,000 it's"}, {"start": 677.22, "end": 684.5000000000001, "text": " Dude, you wouldn't believe how wonderful this game. Why don't you do surprise? I've never played I've never I don't have a minute in the game"}, {"start": 688.34, "end": 690.34, "text": " It's just it's wonderful"}, {"start": 690.34, "end": 696.0400000000001, "text": " It depends on earth that you can put 5,000 hours in and still be like, yeah, I'm loving playing this"}, {"start": 697.12, "end": 704.4, "text": " Hey old NL, right? That's that's where he got to start. It was Isaac. I think he probably has like still a quarter of your hours, though"}, {"start": 704.4, "end": 705.9, "text": " No"}, {"start": 705.9, "end": 712.34, "text": " No, I think it's a 10k. I think he was at 10k. Really? He was I mean, he's got actually thousand episodes"}, {"start": 712.34, "end": 714.34, "text": " I'm at 2,000. I'm on my way. Yeah"}, {"start": 715.94, "end": 718.34, "text": " You got it you got it you got a hot bomb man. Yeah"}, {"start": 718.34, "end": 718.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 718.84, "end": 720.0600000000001, "text": " That is crazy."}, {"start": 720.0600000000001, "end": 720.9, "text": " Fair enough."}, {"start": 720.9, "end": 724.0600000000001, "text": " All right, well, since we've introduced all the players,"}, {"start": 724.0600000000001, "end": 725.5400000000001, "text": " let's introduce the rules, because there"}, {"start": 725.5400000000001, "end": 727.14, "text": " are quite a few rules that everyone's"}, {"start": 727.14, "end": 730.94, "text": " going to need to know here to keep things fair."}, {"start": 730.94, "end": 732.98, "text": " All right, so the first thing I mentioned,"}, {"start": 732.98, "end": 735.86, "text": " you're racing for first through fourth."}, {"start": 735.86, "end": 738.82, "text": " And I do have a chat on the screen twice, whoops."}, {"start": 738.82, "end": 743.1800000000001, "text": " And you are only allowed to use Steam, OK?"}, {"start": 743.1800000000001, "end": 745.86, "text": " But actually, that's a little bit different this time."}, {"start": 745.86, "end": 747.26, "text": " We've added a lifeline."}, {"start": 747.26, "end": 749.78, "text": " There's one lifeline you can use."}, {"start": 749.78, "end": 752.22, "text": " For one single task, one time, you"}, {"start": 752.22, "end": 758.8199999999999, "text": " can use any console alternative launcher or emulator,"}, {"start": 758.8199999999999, "end": 760.62, "text": " of course, of your legally acquired"}, {"start": 760.62, "end": 764.34, "text": " ROMs of these games."}, {"start": 764.34, "end": 766.3, "text": " But you can use it once, just once."}, {"start": 766.3, "end": 768.3, "text": " You have to say when you're using it."}, {"start": 768.3, "end": 769.66, "text": " Actually, you have to publicly say"}, {"start": 769.66, "end": 770.98, "text": " when you're using it in the call."}, {"start": 770.98, "end": 773.54, "text": " I just decided that to everyone."}, {"start": 773.54, "end": 774.86, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 774.86, "end": 776.42, "text": " Does that include browser games now?"}, {"start": 778.02, "end": 779.96, "text": " Sure, that can include browser as well. Yeah."}, {"start": 780.3000000000001, "end": 781.0, "text": " Games we made."}, {"start": 782.5, "end": 783.66, "text": " Game you made."}, {"start": 784.46, "end": 786.2, "text": " I mean, they're on speed."}, {"start": 786.76, "end": 789.9, "text": " My goal is to only win by playing games I've published."}, {"start": 790.6, "end": 792.2, "text": " Okay, it's like three of them."}, {"start": 793.2, "end": 794.94, "text": " We're at five. Yeah."}, {"start": 795.94, "end": 798.64, "text": " While there's 15 tasks, I should have mentioned that as well."}, {"start": 798.64, "end": 799.84, "text": " Just make 10 games real quick."}, {"start": 800.14, "end": 800.94, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 800.94, "end": 807.62, "text": " Um, okay, so the next thing to know is that once you've used a game and you've earned points with that game"}, {"start": 808.58, "end": 810.58, "text": " It's over"}, {"start": 812.5400000000001, "end": 814.5400000000001, "text": " Fucking five and you get"}, {"start": 815.0600000000001, "end": 817.0600000000001, "text": " First second or third place not"}, {"start": 818.9000000000001, "end": 821.0600000000001, "text": " You can't use that game again if you were here right now"}, {"start": 823.0600000000001, "end": 829.74, "text": " And also when you use a game you have to start from a new save file you can't what are you doing right now, bro?"}, {"start": 829.74, "end": 833.88, "text": " I got all your perspectives. Oh, sorry. I'm bad. I was the"}, {"start": 835.5, "end": 838.1, "text": " Just talking to a friend. He's going nuts"}, {"start": 840.62, "end": 845.42, "text": " Anyways, you have to start from a new file no loading into a 100% file where you already own everything"}, {"start": 846.02, "end": 851.66, "text": " If you're playing like a roguelike or something and there's like meta progression. It's not a big deal if you use that file"}, {"start": 853.02, "end": 855.94, "text": " It's just kind of like, you know, you get the gist"}, {"start": 855.94, "end": 862.4200000000001, "text": " Don't don't boot into the file or you already own everything. It's like out of the right way to start from the very start in the spot"}, {"start": 862.4200000000001, "end": 863.74, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 863.74, "end": 870.48, "text": " Yeah, like because I you know if I say like get a diamond and then you boot up into whatever okay Ferrari or something"}, {"start": 870.48, "end": 873.1800000000001, "text": " Right diamond that's bullshit"}, {"start": 874.4200000000001, "end": 875.5400000000001, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 875.5400000000001, "end": 879.0600000000001, "text": " What if you have like mods and salt on the game to those?"}, {"start": 879.4200000000001, "end": 884.98, "text": " Yeah, I would say modded content is not allowed if there's mods on"}, {"start": 884.98, "end": 889.86, "text": " But if it's just like I like we can't use the mod to get the thing but like don't make me uninstall the mod"}, {"start": 889.86, "end": 891.86, "text": " Yeah, you don't have to honestly"}, {"start": 892.26, "end": 900.88, "text": " Okay, I have a I've kind of a weird question. What if I own a game on steam when I launch it off steam is that legal?"}, {"start": 902.16, "end": 904.66, "text": " No, you have to launch it through. Wait, so like we can't play Minecraft"}, {"start": 905.1800000000001, "end": 909.76, "text": " No, you can't play Minecraft Minecraft is bad. So Minecraft is one of the car about like"}, {"start": 910.94, "end": 912.94, "text": " Yeah, yeah, okay"}, {"start": 912.94, "end": 917.1800000000001, "text": " Well, like okay, so like well like I have iracing through steam, but it"}, {"start": 917.74, "end": 923.32, "text": " Well has its own launcher too like you have to like you click and then boom and then you click it on steam"}, {"start": 923.32, "end": 927.36, "text": " And you didn't like add it on the steam yourself. I can show you it's in my best legal"}, {"start": 927.36, "end": 931.36, "text": " That's got to be legal tender. That's like booting up fall guys and opens up epic games launcher. Yeah"}, {"start": 931.36, "end": 936.7800000000001, "text": " I would be I would be fine at that like in the first episode Aggie did rocket Lee because he owned it on steam"}, {"start": 937.0600000000001, "end": 942.22, "text": " Yeah, yeah, and the booster epic games, but he owned it on steam. I'm fine with that. Okay"}, {"start": 942.94, "end": 947.98, "text": " Um, okay, next up, uh, basically only three people need to complete each task."}, {"start": 947.98, "end": 950.0200000000001, "text": " We're not going to wait for the fourth person every time."}, {"start": 950.94, "end": 954.6800000000001, "text": " Uh, but if two people or more can't complete a task, right?"}, {"start": 954.6800000000001, "end": 957.58, "text": " Cause some of you just might not have a game that you can finish something in."}, {"start": 958.4200000000001, "end": 961.3000000000001, "text": " If two or more of you can't complete a task, I do have backup tasks."}, {"start": 961.3000000000001, "end": 966.94, "text": " If everyone agrees who hasn't completed yet to do the backup task, I have backup tasks."}, {"start": 966.94, "end": 970.1400000000001, "text": " They're quick, easy, and like everyone will be able to do them pretty easily."}, {"start": 971.1, "end": 972.9000000000001, "text": " Um, so that's there."}, {"start": 972.94, "end": 974.94, "text": " And then"}, {"start": 975.1400000000001, "end": 980.7, "text": " Basically until I say go in between the tasks just hands off your keyboard hands off your mouse"}, {"start": 980.7, "end": 986.7, "text": " I don't want any any dilly-dallying going on. No like browsing through your games while I'm talking and"}, {"start": 988.62, "end": 991.1800000000001, "text": " The most important rule all right and"}, {"start": 992.3000000000001, "end": 997.4200000000001, "text": " Still people are gonna get angry, but I have final say on every ruling"}, {"start": 997.4200000000001, "end": 999.4200000000001, "text": " Uh"}, {"start": 999.82, "end": 1003.0400000000001, "text": " God it is so hard to focus all that weeks doing smelling salts"}, {"start": 1005.0400000000001, "end": 1008.4000000000001, "text": " Person that just doesn't have someone else to stream up like I'm just showing no"}, {"start": 1008.4000000000001, "end": 1012.8600000000001, "text": " I have all your streams up. Oh, okay, so you've just been speculating me just like yeah"}, {"start": 1012.8600000000001, "end": 1016.0200000000001, "text": " Just watching and like admiring you I'm just gonna walk in my bed"}, {"start": 1016.5200000000001, "end": 1022.6400000000001, "text": " So anyways, it makes sense. So I have final say on everything you know some of these are gonna be pretty loose and vague"}, {"start": 1022.6400000000001, "end": 1025.3000000000002, "text": " And it's all based on vibes. All right, it's all"}, {"start": 1025.3, "end": 1031.02, "text": " Well, uh, you know, we're not going off like, dictionary, what the fuck, we're not going"}, {"start": 1031.02, "end": 1036.06, "text": " off like dictionary definitions, we are going off what the vibes of the questions entail,"}, {"start": 1036.06, "end": 1039.4199999999998, "text": " or what the vibes of the tasks entail, so if you're not following the vibes, I'm not"}, {"start": 1039.4199999999998, "end": 1044.82, "text": " going to count it, and uh, but you can try to convince me, it is your guys job to try"}, {"start": 1044.82, "end": 1047.7, "text": " to convince me, if I say something that doesn't count and you think it does, you can try to"}, {"start": 1047.7, "end": 1048.7, "text": " convince me."}, {"start": 1048.7, "end": 1049.7, "text": " I like that rule."}, {"start": 1049.7, "end": 1053.94, "text": " And last one is, last one is just you need to be event only or just close your chat,"}, {"start": 1053.94, "end": 1056.02, "text": " I don't want you looking at your chats and getting help."}, {"start": 1056.02, "end": 1057.02, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 1057.02, "end": 1059.38, "text": " Yeah, my chat, sorry."}, {"start": 1059.38, "end": 1062.26, "text": " So, no, no, there's not a free thinker at all."}, {"start": 1062.26, "end": 1064.42, "text": " Well, that's too bad for you then."}, {"start": 1064.42, "end": 1065.42, "text": " I just want to say my chat."}, {"start": 1065.42, "end": 1069.6200000000001, "text": " This is the problem is I have, is like, I feel like I'm going to have paralysis choice,"}, {"start": 1069.6200000000001, "end": 1071.26, "text": " you know, choice paralysis."}, {"start": 1071.26, "end": 1072.26, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 1072.26, "end": 1073.8600000000001, "text": " That's not a game."}, {"start": 1073.8600000000001, "end": 1074.8600000000001, "text": " Decision paralysis."}, {"start": 1074.8600000000001, "end": 1075.8600000000001, "text": " Because there's so many games."}, {"start": 1075.8600000000001, "end": 1076.8600000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1076.8600000000001, "end": 1078.74, "text": " Whatever it's called."}, {"start": 1078.74, "end": 1083.5, "text": " Yeah, that's why, like, if someone maybe has less games, like, last time, just a small"}, {"start": 1083.5, "end": 1090.5, "text": " He had barely any games installed, but he knew those games so intimately that he still did very good while on the show."}, {"start": 1090.5, "end": 1091.5, "text": " Did it win?"}, {"start": 1091.5, "end": 1094.5, "text": " No, but he almost did."}, {"start": 1094.5, "end": 1101.5, "text": " That's why I feel like I overprepared here. I might actually just be browsing over thinking here."}, {"start": 1101.5, "end": 1108.5, "text": " If you guys are all ready, I guess the final rules just have fun, right? There's no pressure and we're all just here."}, {"start": 1108.5, "end": 1110.5, "text": " What are we playing for again, CJ Webber?"}, {"start": 1110.5, "end": 1112.5, "text": " It was like there's pressure."}, {"start": 1112.5, "end": 1114.5, "text": " It was like there's pressure."}, {"start": 1114.5, "end": 1116.5, "text": " Let you go play for a day."}, {"start": 1116.5, "end": 1122.5, "text": " We're playing for Ego, and maybe if you win, you get invited to the All Winners episode that I'm not even going to be able to see."}, {"start": 1122.5, "end": 1127.5, "text": " That's just an idea that I can just throw it out there."}, {"start": 1127.5, "end": 1129.5, "text": " Sugai!"}, {"start": 1129.5, "end": 1131.5, "text": " Okay, alright."}, {"start": 1131.5, "end": 1134.22, "text": " And also just make sure you're um"}, {"start": 1134.74, "end": 1136.74, "text": " It's part of the time. I want you"}, {"start": 1137.26, "end": 1140.34, "text": " You know if you're using like application audio source"}, {"start": 1140.82, "end": 1145.98, "text": " Every time you open a game you got to switch to it. I want I want your game audios and everything included so"}, {"start": 1146.58, "end": 1149.1, "text": " Take the time loss and make it a good recording"}, {"start": 1150.22, "end": 1152.46, "text": " CJ I'm going for the win not for your YouTube video"}, {"start": 1154.22, "end": 1157.9, "text": " Okay, well fair enough. Are you guys already get started? Yes"}, {"start": 1157.9, "end": 1160.72, "text": " Yes, my hands are off, my hands are off."}, {"start": 1160.72, "end": 1161.98, "text": " Hands off the keyboards."}, {"start": 1161.98, "end": 1162.98, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 1162.98, "end": 1165.26, "text": " I'm thinking about downloading something last second."}, {"start": 1165.26, "end": 1168.9, "text": " I'm literally, I'm downloading as we speak."}, {"start": 1168.9, "end": 1169.8200000000002, "text": " I'm downloading as we speak."}, {"start": 1169.8200000000002, "end": 1171.18, "text": " You can download mid-game show."}, {"start": 1171.18, "end": 1173.6200000000001, "text": " You cannot buy anything new or get anything new,"}, {"start": 1173.6200000000001, "end": 1174.46, "text": " but you can."}, {"start": 1174.46, "end": 1176.8600000000001, "text": " That's such a BS rule, by the way."}, {"start": 1176.8600000000001, "end": 1177.7, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 1177.7, "end": 1179.5, "text": " I feel like you should pay to win."}, {"start": 1179.5, "end": 1182.22, "text": " I feel like that's a great rule."}, {"start": 1182.22, "end": 1184.38, "text": " I feel like that's personally a great rule."}, {"start": 1184.38, "end": 1192.7800000000002, "text": " I have already gotten criticism that the game show is paid to win because whoever has more games is going to win, but that's kind of the whole point."}, {"start": 1192.7800000000002, "end": 1196.6200000000001, "text": " Oh maybe next time you do the 100 game cap."}, {"start": 1196.6200000000001, "end": 1199.1200000000001, "text": " How many games do you guys have?"}, {"start": 1199.1200000000001, "end": 1200.1200000000001, "text": " There's gonna be a cap."}, {"start": 1200.1200000000001, "end": 1202.1200000000001, "text": " Oh, like installs right now I have 60."}, {"start": 1202.1200000000001, "end": 1204.6200000000001, "text": " What did you say, Dawn?"}, {"start": 1204.6200000000001, "end": 1205.6200000000001, "text": " 127."}, {"start": 1205.6200000000001, "end": 1206.6200000000001, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 1206.6200000000001, "end": 1207.6200000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1207.6200000000001, "end": 1208.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 1208.6200000000001, "end": 1209.6200000000001, "text": " Like installed?"}, {"start": 1209.6200000000001, "end": 1210.6200000000001, "text": " Ready to go?"}, {"start": 1210.6200000000001, "end": 1211.6200000000001, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 1211.6200000000001, "end": 1212.6200000000001, "text": " Wait, what was your score there?"}, {"start": 1212.6200000000001, "end": 1215.22, "text": " You have a hundred you didn't have that many games"}, {"start": 1216.7800000000002, "end": 1218.7800000000002, "text": " No, I do that's like"}, {"start": 1219.0200000000002, "end": 1223.7800000000002, "text": " Every game I have I think she mobs games. I have a hundred one gonna lose installed and ready to go"}, {"start": 1225.1000000000001, "end": 1227.1000000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1227.66, "end": 1234.22, "text": " Only installed like 60 right now. I mean 60's fine like I think 60's ultimately like"}, {"start": 1234.98, "end": 1236.98, "text": " the problem I have like"}, {"start": 1236.98, "end": 1241.24, "text": " thousand maybe games I have a lot of games I got 364 would you rather have"}, {"start": 1241.24, "end": 1246.6, "text": " infinite games but no games no I feel like infinite games is worse that's"}, {"start": 1246.6, "end": 1250.96, "text": " like finding something to watch on Netflix like you know it's possible okay"}, {"start": 1250.96, "end": 1254.68, "text": " I've experienced infinite games that's Roblox I don't think you want it"}, {"start": 1254.68, "end": 1260.6, "text": " that's where it was yeah I'm freaking ready okay everyone's ready"}, {"start": 1260.6, "end": 1266.16, "text": " all right hands off hands off your keyboard hands off your mice we've got"}, {"start": 1266.16, "end": 1271.48, "text": " our first task here. And it's a simple one. Alright, I think all of you can do this."}, {"start": 1271.48, "end": 1281.72, "text": " Okay. And remember, you go when I say go. Your first task is craft something. Go."}, {"start": 1281.72, "end": 1288.3600000000001, "text": " I'm over stimulated, Gigi, it's over. I've got to craft something, craft something,"}, {"start": 1288.3600000000001, "end": 1292.3200000000002, "text": " craft something, craft something. What can I craft in? What can I craft in? How can I"}, {"start": 1292.32, "end": 1298.6399999999999, "text": " craft. How can I craft something? How can I craft something? I can craft a character."}, {"start": 1298.6399999999999, "end": 1304.48, "text": " Does a character being crafted, would a character creation be considered the crafting of a character?"}, {"start": 1304.48, "end": 1311.12, "text": " No, it would not. That's a fair point, chef. Yes. Thank you, chef."}, {"start": 1311.12, "end": 1315.32, "text": " Craft something. You'll throw an email rolling. I can't, I can't do Minecraft. I can't do"}, {"start": 1315.32, "end": 1320.36, "text": " Minecraft. You can't do Minecraft. That's a steam game. So I can't do Minecraft. What"}, {"start": 1320.3600000000001, "end": 1325.3600000000001, "text": " What if I now what if I crafted a bridge?"}, {"start": 1325.3600000000001, "end": 1327.3600000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1327.3600000000001, "end": 1331.3600000000001, "text": " Are you looking for the Minecraft definition of crafts?"}, {"start": 1331.3600000000001, "end": 1336.3600000000001, "text": " I'm looking more so for like, yeah, creating an item out of different items."}, {"start": 1336.3600000000001, "end": 1337.3600000000001, "text": " Two dimensional."}, {"start": 1337.3600000000001, "end": 1339.3600000000001, "text": " Because like a bridge is building."}, {"start": 1339.3600000000001, "end": 1340.3600000000001, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 1340.3600000000001, "end": 1343.3600000000001, "text": " Yeah, and I haven't even watched the game."}, {"start": 1343.3600000000001, "end": 1344.3600000000001, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 1344.3600000000001, "end": 1345.3600000000001, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 1345.3600000000001, "end": 1346.3600000000001, "text": " Matt made an axe."}, {"start": 1346.3600000000001, "end": 1349.3600000000001, "text": " That is four points for a lazy Matt man."}, {"start": 1349.3600000000001, "end": 1351.3600000000001, "text": " How's that bridge?"}, {"start": 1351.5600000000002, "end": 1355.3200000000002, "text": " He said the bridges and work I would have crafted a beautiful bridge which is a craft"}, {"start": 1355.3200000000002, "end": 1360.66, "text": " Oh, I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it. Oh my god. Oh my god. I just fucking figured it out"}, {"start": 1362.2400000000002, "end": 1364.2400000000002, "text": " If I do have it"}, {"start": 1365.3200000000002, "end": 1367.3200000000002, "text": " Shoot shoot"}, {"start": 1370.44, "end": 1374.6000000000001, "text": " Did you grab oh, I crafted this log this wood fence"}, {"start": 1375.5600000000002, "end": 1377.5600000000002, "text": " You crafted a fence out of logs"}, {"start": 1377.56, "end": 1380.96, "text": " Yes, okay, I'd avoid right here. Okay"}, {"start": 1384.48, "end": 1386.48, "text": " Okay, DG my game"}, {"start": 1388.84, "end": 1391.3799999999999, "text": " Who's trying to craft it's not let again I"}, {"start": 1392.8799999999999, "end": 1397.24, "text": " Think the game's game choice I think the servers are down for my game"}, {"start": 1402.6399999999999, "end": 1404.6399999999999, "text": " I did I think the servers are down"}, {"start": 1404.64, "end": 1409.0800000000002, "text": " No way dude, but that gave it so good and awesome."}, {"start": 1409.0800000000002, "end": 1411.24, "text": " I know and you can make money while playing it."}, {"start": 1411.24, "end": 1413.16, "text": " It's like my favorite part about it."}, {"start": 1413.16, "end": 1414.16, "text": " That is a pretty cool thing."}, {"start": 1414.16, "end": 1416.0400000000002, "text": " I'm just sitting here like a chud."}, {"start": 1416.0400000000002, "end": 1420.0400000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1420.0400000000002, "end": 1421.0400000000002, "text": " How you doing poo?"}, {"start": 1421.0400000000002, "end": 1425.2, "text": " Um, I mean, if I can, I think I'm going to get it right here."}, {"start": 1425.2, "end": 1428.92, "text": " I don't know, I don't know, please."}, {"start": 1428.92, "end": 1429.92, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1429.92, "end": 1430.92, "text": " Wait, wait."}, {"start": 1430.92, "end": 1431.92, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1431.92, "end": 1432.92, "text": " Wait, boom."}, {"start": 1432.92, "end": 1433.92, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1433.92, "end": 1434.92, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1434.92, "end": 1435.92, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 1435.92, "end": 1436.92, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 1436.92, "end": 1437.92, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 1437.92, "end": 1438.92, "text": " Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 1438.92, "end": 1440.44, "text": " He crafted a sock mace out of sock and soap."}, {"start": 1440.44, "end": 1442.44, "text": " I just crafted a pig in it."}, {"start": 1442.44, "end": 1443.44, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1443.44, "end": 1444.44, "text": " Well, don't worry, Lotto."}, {"start": 1444.44, "end": 1448.24, "text": " You didn't use this game yet, so you can still come back to Cricket."}, {"start": 1448.24, "end": 1450.8400000000001, "text": " Would this have counted, by the way, as crafting?"}, {"start": 1450.8400000000001, "end": 1451.8400000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1451.8400000000001, "end": 1452.8400000000001, "text": " What did you do, exactly?"}, {"start": 1452.8400000000001, "end": 1456.64, "text": " I combined a pig and a chicken to make a pig in."}, {"start": 1456.64, "end": 1459.28, "text": " Did you like, breed them, or did you put them together?"}, {"start": 1459.28, "end": 1461.28, "text": " They hatch from eggs, and then I put them together."}, {"start": 1461.28, "end": 1467.36, "text": " like yeah that feels like breeding that kind of sounds like breeding yeah i'm an expert on breeding"}, {"start": 1467.36, "end": 1476.3999999999999, "text": " and that kind of sounds like yuck never say that in my problems please all right fine okay so i got"}, {"start": 1476.3999999999999, "end": 1481.6, "text": " last place well that's that's round one done yeah that that's the last place for Ludwig uh oh that's"}, {"start": 1481.6000000000001, "end": 1486.6000000000001, "text": " 3rd for Payton, the Red Bull gamers really represent the bottom of the queue."}, {"start": 1486.6000000000001, "end": 1487.6000000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1487.6000000000001, "end": 1491.6000000000001, "text": " I open Don't Starve, you can just pick up two things and craft it."}, {"start": 1491.6000000000001, "end": 1493.6000000000001, "text": " It was so fast, he crafted so fast."}, {"start": 1493.6000000000001, "end": 1495.6000000000001, "text": " That didn't even move."}, {"start": 1495.6000000000001, "end": 1498.6000000000001, "text": " And I have the last part together as well."}, {"start": 1498.6000000000001, "end": 1499.6000000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's good."}, {"start": 1499.6000000000001, "end": 1502.6000000000001, "text": " Okay, showing all your cards, interesting."}, {"start": 1502.6000000000001, "end": 1506.6000000000001, "text": " That one's for all the viewers not paying that much attention who are going to comment later."}, {"start": 1506.6000000000001, "end": 1508.6000000000001, "text": " I feel like I did not install those things."}, {"start": 1508.6000000000001, "end": 1509.6000000000001, "text": " He used the same game twice."}, {"start": 1509.6000000000001, "end": 1512.68, "text": " Yeah, I mean, not all of those games."}, {"start": 1512.68, "end": 1513.3600000000001, "text": " That's OK."}, {"start": 1513.3600000000001, "end": 1516.2, "text": " You know, we're only one game, we're only one task in."}, {"start": 1516.2, "end": 1517.6000000000001, "text": " So you guys are putting a task in."}, {"start": 1517.6000000000001, "end": 1519.88, "text": " I bet the next task is getting a million dollars."}, {"start": 1519.88, "end": 1522.44, "text": " The next one, this might be kind of confusing,"}, {"start": 1522.44, "end": 1524.68, "text": " because you are trying to get first place in the task."}, {"start": 1524.68, "end": 1525.4, "text": " But."}, {"start": 1525.4, "end": 1527.1200000000001, "text": " Hey, I have one other question."}, {"start": 1527.1200000000001, "end": 1527.68, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1527.68, "end": 1528.4, "text": " What's your question?"}, {"start": 1528.4, "end": 1530.88, "text": " What if it's like a collection of games?"}, {"start": 1530.88, "end": 1533.4800000000002, "text": " Does each game, like if I have a Mega Man collection,"}, {"start": 1533.4800000000002, "end": 1534.96, "text": " does Mega Man 1 count as a multiple game?"}, {"start": 1534.96, "end": 1536.92, "text": " I would count it as multiple games."}, {"start": 1536.92, "end": 1540.1200000000001, "text": " but something like UFO 50, I would not count as 50 games."}, {"start": 1541.3200000000002, "end": 1543.72, "text": " But if it's like games that were released on their own"}, {"start": 1543.72, "end": 1546.0600000000002, "text": " and then were put together later, that's gonna be it."}, {"start": 1546.0600000000002, "end": 1547.5600000000002, "text": " All right, I got to start forever."}, {"start": 1547.5600000000002, "end": 1549.8000000000002, "text": " Okay, all right, for your next task."}, {"start": 1551.2, "end": 1553.24, "text": " It's it's quite simple."}, {"start": 1553.24, "end": 1557.74, "text": " All right, I want you to get second place."}, {"start": 1558.0800000000002, "end": 1559.0800000000002, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 1559.0800000000002, "end": 1560.64, "text": " Ah, what?"}, {"start": 1560.64, "end": 1563.38, "text": " Not second place in the task, but second place in your game."}, {"start": 1563.38, "end": 1565.18, "text": " Second place in the game, second place in the game."}, {"start": 1565.18, "end": 1568.72, "text": " place in the task. Hi, beautiful."}, {"start": 1570.22, "end": 1572.52, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'll grab it from you."}, {"start": 1572.52, "end": 1573.98, "text": " So we all don't have a game for this, right?"}, {"start": 1573.98, "end": 1576.98, "text": " Like, what?"}, {"start": 1584.92, "end": 1587.52, "text": " And I don't know if this is the right call."}, {"start": 1587.52, "end": 1589.22, "text": " That's an interesting take."}, {"start": 1589.22, "end": 1592.38, "text": " That isn't. Wait, it would have one round counter"}, {"start": 1592.38, "end": 1593.28, "text": " like the whole thing."}, {"start": 1593.28, "end": 1596.96, "text": " I have to get second to the whole thing like I would kind of get one right oh my god"}, {"start": 1600.8799999999999, "end": 1603.44, "text": " I haven't opened this game like seven years"}, {"start": 1609.52, "end": 1611.52, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 1618.6399999999999, "end": 1620.6399999999999, "text": " Okay splitter steel I can get second here"}, {"start": 1623.28, "end": 1625.28, "text": " This is so cringe"}, {"start": 1631.48, "end": 1634.12, "text": " What else can I get second-placent this is a horrible decision"}, {"start": 1635.28, "end": 1638.8, "text": " What else can I get second-placent speedrunners your game so small on obi?"}, {"start": 1639.12, "end": 1641.96, "text": " It's like an old-ass game, and I don't know I don't know"}, {"start": 1644.08, "end": 1649.58, "text": " Okay, this game's dead and it doesn't even work either. I'm still compiling shaders. I think I have to go speedrunners"}, {"start": 1649.58, "end": 1653.58, "text": " Speedrunners is actually not a bad idea, Loki."}, {"start": 1653.58, "end": 1657.58, "text": " I can start it, maybe, I don't know."}, {"start": 1657.58, "end": 1661.58, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 1661.58, "end": 1669.58, "text": " How do I join?"}, {"start": 1669.58, "end": 1675.58, "text": " Chat play! Speedrunners, boot it up, boot it up, boot it up, boot it up!"}, {"start": 1675.58, "end": 1685.26, "text": " Do they have a second place in this game though?"}, {"start": 1685.26, "end": 1686.76, "text": " What is going on here?"}, {"start": 1686.76, "end": 1688.9399999999998, "text": " Second place would be like- Oh no."}, {"start": 1688.9399999999998, "end": 1693.78, "text": " Do they even have a second place in this game?"}, {"start": 1693.78, "end": 1694.78, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 1694.78, "end": 1697.78, "text": " What is happening with Mike?"}, {"start": 1697.78, "end": 1699.78, "text": " That's crazy, pal."}, {"start": 1699.78, "end": 1702.78, "text": " I don't know what's- I don't know what's- I don't know what's-"}, {"start": 1702.78, "end": 1703.78, "text": " I don't know what's- I don't know what's- I don't know what's-"}, {"start": 1703.78, "end": 1704.78, "text": " I don't wanna play the game."}, {"start": 1704.78, "end": 1711.78, "text": " it"}, {"start": 1712.58, "end": 1719.58, "text": " i don't play the fucking game bro no"}, {"start": 1720.3799999999999, "end": 1725.3799999999999, "text": " god damn it bro"}, {"start": 1725.3799999999999, "end": 1728.3, "text": " properties what is it dash w"}, {"start": 1728.3, "end": 1731.18, "text": " how do you launch in windows mode dash w"}, {"start": 1731.18, "end": 1733.26, "text": " i don't know how to do anything"}, {"start": 1733.26, "end": 1736.02, "text": " I don't want to be muted right now, I want you to hear this."}, {"start": 1736.02, "end": 1737.14, "text": " Okay, got you."}, {"start": 1737.14, "end": 1738.86, "text": " I'm asking you personally."}, {"start": 1738.86, "end": 1740.42, "text": " I don't know how you do it."}, {"start": 1740.42, "end": 1742.4, "text": " Is it DashW?"}, {"start": 1742.4, "end": 1745.4, "text": " I didn't know there was a launch option for that."}, {"start": 1745.4, "end": 1747.92, "text": " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 1747.92, "end": 1749.26, "text": " WHY BRO!"}, {"start": 1749.26, "end": 1751.14, "text": " WHY DIDN'T SPACEBAR WORK MAN!"}, {"start": 1751.14, "end": 1753.26, "text": " FUCK!!!"}, {"start": 1753.26, "end": 1758.62, "text": " Is it cheating if I get one person in my chat to join a game?"}, {"start": 1758.62, "end": 1759.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1759.62, "end": 1760.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1760.62, "end": 1761.62, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 1761.62, "end": 1762.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1762.6200000000001, "end": 1770.6200000000001, "text": " What do you mean how is that not cheating? That's not cheating? No. All I said was get second."}, {"start": 1779.6200000000001, "end": 1782.6200000000001, "text": " Okay, all I have to do is get second then."}, {"start": 1792.6200000000001, "end": 1799.2800000000002, "text": " There's one person playing this game are you fucking kidding me chat if anyone boots up knit hog right now"}, {"start": 1799.66, "end": 1801.66, "text": " Please please"}, {"start": 1802.0200000000002, "end": 1804.14, "text": " Can anyone boot up made up, please?"}, {"start": 1805.22, "end": 1809.68, "text": " Please I need one person. I need this"}, {"start": 1809.9, "end": 1815.0600000000002, "text": " I need one of you to play a video game with me. I'm the only one playing and I want to have a friend to play with"}, {"start": 1816.3400000000001, "end": 1818.3400000000001, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 1822.6200000000001, "end": 1824.6200000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1828.7800000000002, "end": 1830.7800000000002, "text": " Go go go"}, {"start": 1831.74, "end": 1834.14, "text": " Come on come over here"}, {"start": 1837.3000000000002, "end": 1841.42, "text": " I've orange come over stop it"}, {"start": 1844.7800000000002, "end": 1846.7800000000002, "text": " This is someone in your chat trolly"}, {"start": 1852.6200000000001, "end": 1861.7600000000002, "text": " Do you see what I'm doing I see what you're doing okay? Do you like it? Yeah, it's a good stratix it"}, {"start": 1861.7600000000002, "end": 1863.7600000000002, "text": " Thank you. You accidentally getting first"}, {"start": 1864.5600000000002, "end": 1866.0600000000002, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 1866.0600000000002, "end": 1870.3200000000002, "text": " Well, there's also flying against the thrower who won't let him win I think"}, {"start": 1873.42, "end": 1875.42, "text": " This would be so hard"}, {"start": 1878.5600000000002, "end": 1880.5600000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1882.6200000000001, "end": 1889.14, "text": " Okay, all right who gets first place then nice job who I'm ready"}, {"start": 1894.5800000000002, "end": 1897.0200000000002, "text": " Yo, I'm gonna fucking kill myself dude"}, {"start": 1901.3400000000001, "end": 1905.38, "text": " Bro, I'm a okay, how are you losing?"}, {"start": 1912.6200000000001, "end": 1915.42, "text": " Like I actually I start playing game you're not so so"}, {"start": 1918.98, "end": 1920.98, "text": " Well, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 1928.3400000000001, "end": 1932.98, "text": " Oh my god, I hope you get fucking blown up by a b-52 a b-52 plane"}, {"start": 1932.98, "end": 1939.1000000000001, "text": " I hope it flies over your home. I hope the entirety of your lineage is in that home, bro. Fuck me. I"}, {"start": 1939.1000000000001, "end": 1944.1000000000001, "text": " I want to know what they're playing."}, {"start": 1944.1000000000001, "end": 1953.1000000000001, "text": " LoDwig is actually playing the sequel to his game, I think."}, {"start": 1953.1000000000001, "end": 1955.1000000000001, "text": " Oh, really? Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 1955.1000000000001, "end": 1957.1000000000001, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 1957.1000000000001, "end": 1958.1000000000001, "text": " That's funny."}, {"start": 1958.1000000000001, "end": 1960.1000000000001, "text": " But he's just going against throwers."}, {"start": 1960.1000000000001, "end": 1962.1000000000001, "text": " Done, done, done, done. I got second."}, {"start": 1962.1000000000001, "end": 1964.1000000000001, "text": " You guys are fucking useless."}, {"start": 1964.1000000000001, "end": 1967.1000000000001, "text": " You know what? I'm not doing roadtipers today."}, {"start": 1967.1000000000001, "end": 1971.9, "text": " I'm straight up not doing it. I'm not doing it. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck straight up. I'm not doing it"}, {"start": 1972.22, "end": 1977.0200000000002, "text": " Yep, I'm fucking taking the rest of the day off after this shit. Fuck all y'all. There's no bonus points"}, {"start": 1977.0200000000002, "end": 1979.94, "text": " We're getting second on this one a little bit. Fuck all y'all. Oh"}, {"start": 1981.14, "end": 1983.14, "text": " Eat my fucking shorts, bro"}, {"start": 1986.0200000000002, "end": 1991.0200000000002, "text": " It is a it is a race between Ludwig and Delano who neither of them have been able to get second yet"}, {"start": 1991.0200000000002, "end": 1994.22, "text": " They both keep getting first fire ready up dipshakes"}, {"start": 1997.1000000000001, "end": 2027.0600000000002, "text": " Bro, I promise you, I'm not streaming Rotember today. I do not give a fuck about any of you guys. Fuck you guys straight up."}, {"start": 2027.1000000000001, "end": 2036.2600000000002, "text": " blow it off smooth to each and every one of you chat I need one person I can't"}, {"start": 2036.2600000000002, "end": 2046.46, "text": " find one friend to play with play my damn dick here I need one friend one"}, {"start": 2057.1, "end": 2064.1, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2064.1, "end": 2071.1, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2071.1, "end": 2076.1, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2076.1, "end": 2081.1, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2081.1, "end": 2082.3399999999997, "text": " How is it possible?"}, {"start": 2082.3399999999997, "end": 2083.2999999999997, "text": " How genuinely?"}, {"start": 2083.2999999999997, "end": 2085.46, "text": " How is it possible?"}, {"start": 2085.46, "end": 2087.06, "text": " On everything?"}, {"start": 2087.06, "end": 2088.94, "text": " How is this possible?"}, {"start": 2093.94, "end": 2094.94, "text": " I'm done. I'm done. I'm done."}, {"start": 2094.94, "end": 2095.94, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2097.38, "end": 2098.62, "text": " Hold on. OK."}, {"start": 2098.62, "end": 2100.7, "text": " Della Tim Tim."}, {"start": 2100.7, "end": 2101.18, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 2101.18, "end": 2101.98, "text": " Tim."}, {"start": 2101.98, "end": 2102.7799999999997, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2102.7799999999997, "end": 2106.98, "text": " It's an hour for the rest of the week."}, {"start": 2107.2599999999998, "end": 2108.06, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 2108.06, "end": 2110.94, "text": " Oh, I, bro."}, {"start": 2111.1, "end": 2118.14, "text": " I needed one person for my chat to open up knit hog and the one person that did"}, {"start": 2118.7, "end": 2120.2599999999998, "text": " Refuse to win"}, {"start": 2120.2599999999998, "end": 2122.2599999999998, "text": " They threw the game"}, {"start": 2122.2599999999998, "end": 2125.18, "text": " And then I blew it into another one and they threw the game"}, {"start": 2125.42, "end": 2128.9, "text": " Let's just play against a bot cuz I didn't think that would count because"}, {"start": 2129.54, "end": 2133.2599999999998, "text": " Technically like you just fail the level like you wouldn't you know what I mean like"}, {"start": 2133.98, "end": 2138.18, "text": " That's what did still say I played it. I played it on two against the box"}, {"start": 2138.18, "end": 2140.18, "text": " So"}, {"start": 2140.3799999999997, "end": 2146.46, "text": " Hey, you all you have to do is get second. Thanks CJ appreciate that bro. You'll get all the next one. It's okay"}, {"start": 2151.2599999999998, "end": 2156.18, "text": " All right, all right, I want to applaud your I want to applaud your chat right there though, you know MVP's yes"}, {"start": 2156.18, "end": 2162.7999999999997, "text": " Yeah, thank you. Seriously appreciate it. Yeah, good job the Ludwigs chapter standing still controlling. Yep"}, {"start": 2162.98, "end": 2164.98, "text": " That's classic. You should have played"}, {"start": 2164.98, "end": 2171.18, "text": " Hey, Ludwig, keep your head up, man."}, {"start": 2171.18, "end": 2173.58, "text": " Maybe you'll have better luck on this next one."}, {"start": 2173.58, "end": 2176.38, "text": " Oh, shit, he's turning his ads up way high."}, {"start": 2176.38, "end": 2180.38, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 2180.38, "end": 2189.22, "text": " Well, if everyone's ready for the next ad, you won't have to rely on your chat for this."}, {"start": 2189.22, "end": 2193.34, "text": " So, Ludwig, this should go well."}, {"start": 2193.34, "end": 2200.34, "text": " All I want you to do is to drown to death, go."}, {"start": 2200.34, "end": 2203.34, "text": " Die by drowning."}, {"start": 2203.34, "end": 2206.34, "text": " Oh, jeez."}, {"start": 2206.34, "end": 2208.34, "text": " Oh, gosh."}, {"start": 2208.34, "end": 2215.34, "text": " God, I just, I just had the game."}, {"start": 2215.34, "end": 2220.34, "text": " Technically, you can hear, right?"}, {"start": 2220.34, "end": 2225.54, "text": " I think technically you can't, can you drown in this? Can you drown in fall guys?"}, {"start": 2226.1000000000004, "end": 2231.6200000000003, "text": " My throat, I think you can drown in this game, can't you? No, you can't, you just fall off the map."}, {"start": 2231.6200000000003, "end": 2234.02, "text": " I don't think you drown, you just fall off the map. I don't know what I'm thinking about."}, {"start": 2234.7400000000002, "end": 2236.1000000000004, "text": " What game can you drown in?"}, {"start": 2240.1000000000004, "end": 2241.06, "text": " You can drown."}, {"start": 2243.06, "end": 2247.6200000000003, "text": " So just to be clear, as your character, like if you just reset, or do you need like a dying"}, {"start": 2247.62, "end": 2260.1, "text": " animation. I want you to die due to lack of breath in the water yeah it's not"}, {"start": 2260.1, "end": 2263.66, "text": " gonna work I need to reset"}, {"start": 2267.1, "end": 2272.1, "text": " there you go. Oh my god it's not updated."}, {"start": 2277.62, "end": 2288.62, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2288.62, "end": 2298.04, "text": " I think if it was do or die you could probably hold your breath this long true. Oh my god. Why does it start like this?"}, {"start": 2301.38, "end": 2303.38, "text": " Who is nowhere near water"}, {"start": 2304.2599999999998, "end": 2309.3399999999997, "text": " Yeah, this could look I am I am heading rapidly towards it though. This could look you work"}, {"start": 2309.3399999999997, "end": 2312.94, "text": " I might actually get first on this one seems like I'm going quickly my get first in this one"}, {"start": 2314.58, "end": 2318.1, "text": " Did you see the name of the game I picked I did I did"}, {"start": 2318.62, "end": 2320.62, "text": " I felt like I should be right on water."}, {"start": 2320.62, "end": 2322.62, "text": " I didn't see the name of the game."}, {"start": 2322.62, "end": 2324.62, "text": " You guys are on a tight time, let me hear it,"}, {"start": 2324.62, "end": 2326.62, "text": " because Lazy Batman is very slowly drowning right now."}, {"start": 2326.62, "end": 2328.62, "text": " Oh yeah. How is he slowly drowning?"}, {"start": 2328.62, "end": 2330.62, "text": " I don't know what to say,"}, {"start": 2330.62, "end": 2332.62, "text": " and I'm certainly, maybe it's the difficulty I picked or something."}, {"start": 2332.62, "end": 2334.62, "text": " Anyway, I'm done."}, {"start": 2334.62, "end": 2336.62, "text": " Okay, Lazy Batman first."}, {"start": 2336.62, "end": 2338.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2338.62, "end": 2340.62, "text": " Off to a crazy start here."}, {"start": 2340.62, "end": 2342.62, "text": " I hate this fucking dumb game show."}, {"start": 2342.62, "end": 2344.62, "text": " It's DJ Y was dumb, bitch ass."}, {"start": 2344.62, "end": 2346.62, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2346.62, "end": 2349.62, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2357.62, "end": 2359.62, "text": " Why am I not drowning?"}, {"start": 2389.62, "end": 2391.62, "text": " I'm sorry, no no no no no no"}, {"start": 2391.62, "end": 2393.62, "text": " No, you can't get around"}, {"start": 2394.62, "end": 2395.62, "text": " Dammit"}, {"start": 2398.62, "end": 2400.62, "text": " It's such shallow waters"}, {"start": 2401.62, "end": 2404.62, "text": " Okay, I see an oxygen bar, I see an oxygen bar"}, {"start": 2404.62, "end": 2406.62, "text": " PLEASE"}, {"start": 2408.62, "end": 2409.62, "text": " PLEASE"}, {"start": 2409.62, "end": 2410.62, "text": " I drowned to death"}, {"start": 2410.62, "end": 2411.62, "text": " NOOOOO"}, {"start": 2411.62, "end": 2413.62, "text": " I'm not counting that dive"}, {"start": 2413.62, "end": 2415.62, "text": " Are you for real?"}, {"start": 2415.62, "end": 2417.62, "text": " You didn't drown to death you died to poison"}, {"start": 2417.62, "end": 2418.62, "text": " Man, grow up"}, {"start": 2418.62, "end": 2427.46, "text": " of you shut the hell out of the poison water your head never even went under the water"}, {"start": 2427.46, "end": 2434.8199999999997, "text": " he's choking my character's choking it's getting dark"}, {"start": 2434.8199999999997, "end": 2443.94, "text": " dark slowly get off or do I have to run this is so slow how far do I have to go"}, {"start": 2443.94, "end": 2458.9, "text": " Oh, I'm not moving anymore. I didn't have to crash a plane first"}, {"start": 2464.14, "end": 2466.14, "text": " You can't drown in this game"}, {"start": 2467.86, "end": 2471.9, "text": " You can't drown in this game. Yeah, I don't think you can drown in the game I picked"}, {"start": 2473.94, "end": 2480.94, "text": " Start, start, start."}, {"start": 2480.94, "end": 2483.94, "text": " Start."}, {"start": 2483.94, "end": 2488.94, "text": " Start."}, {"start": 2488.94, "end": 2493.94, "text": " Start."}, {"start": 2493.94, "end": 2498.94, "text": " Start."}, {"start": 2498.94, "end": 2513.26, "text": " this is count that's a family that just drowned but the family's not you"}, {"start": 2513.26, "end": 2519.2200000000003, "text": " I hope we get the blood disease pro"}, {"start": 2519.2200000000003, "end": 2537.78, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 2537.78, "end": 2538.78, "text": " This could work."}, {"start": 2538.78, "end": 2540.42, "text": " I've killed myself in this game with water before."}, {"start": 2549.2200000000003, "end": 2575.6200000000003, "text": " Yeah, I feel like not just installing the games, but starting each of these games would"}, {"start": 2575.6200000000003, "end": 2576.6200000000003, "text": " have been."}, {"start": 2576.62, "end": 2577.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2577.12, "end": 2578.96, "text": " For stream to like do all the other stuff."}, {"start": 2578.96, "end": 2579.46, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 2579.46, "end": 2581.46, "text": " Dude, there's so many games that's so long."}, {"start": 2581.46, "end": 2583.2999999999997, "text": " Probably should have done work."}, {"start": 2583.2999999999997, "end": 2583.7999999999997, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2583.7999999999997, "end": 2587.06, "text": " The filing shader's curse is tough."}, {"start": 2587.06, "end": 2590.66, "text": " I've had them, yeah, I've had them startin' like either windowed,"}, {"start": 2590.66, "end": 2594.62, "text": " like they're tiny or way too big for my screen."}, {"start": 2594.62, "end": 2595.12, "text": " Am I?"}, {"start": 2595.12, "end": 2595.62, "text": " Am I?"}, {"start": 2595.62, "end": 2596.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2596.12, "end": 2600.62, "text": " So, are you asking if you can install stuff right now?"}, {"start": 2600.62, "end": 2602.62, "text": " No, I was asking if I can open games right now, then."}, {"start": 2602.62, "end": 2603.12, "text": " Bye, fast."}, {"start": 2603.12, "end": 2605.62, "text": " I can't open them now, really."}, {"start": 2605.62, "end": 2610.14, "text": " Last time there was a task where they had 10 minutes to find an NPC and"}, {"start": 2610.8199999999997, "end": 2613.7, "text": " easy-easy decided to go into NBA 2k and"}, {"start": 2614.2599999999998, "end": 2616.94, "text": " It took nine minutes just for him to get into the game"}, {"start": 2617.58, "end": 2623.06, "text": " What am I doing? That doesn't mean he had one minute to find an NPC. That seems accurate for"}, {"start": 2624.54, "end": 2626.54, "text": " NBA 2k right now"}, {"start": 2626.54, "end": 2631.54, "text": " I can't ask you."}, {"start": 2631.54, "end": 2632.54, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 2632.54, "end": 2634.54, "text": " Gibraltar, Gibraltar, Gibraltar, that is water."}, {"start": 2634.54, "end": 2638.54, "text": " Bring me to Gibraltar, that is water."}, {"start": 2638.54, "end": 2643.54, "text": " If you just jump into a death plane and say it's drowning, we're going to have a problem."}, {"start": 2643.54, "end": 2647.54, "text": " Gibraltar is, it's Blizzard World."}, {"start": 2647.54, "end": 2648.54, "text": " We got Blizzard World."}, {"start": 2648.54, "end": 2649.54, "text": " Oh, what an odd."}, {"start": 2649.54, "end": 2651.54, "text": " There's four votes in Gibraltar."}, {"start": 2651.54, "end": 2652.54, "text": " You have a hurricane open."}, {"start": 2652.54, "end": 2653.54, "text": " There was four votes in Gibraltar."}, {"start": 2653.54, "end": 2655.54, "text": " I got Blizzard World, bro."}, {"start": 2655.54, "end": 2663.58, "text": " a bullet through my head can I say that on the show you can say that yeah okay"}, {"start": 2663.58, "end": 2671.42, "text": " I think I leave came leave practice range I think the practice range is water"}, {"start": 2671.42, "end": 2680.7799999999997, "text": " was Della doing okay so she's actually a nice lady and you're gonna be hearing"}, {"start": 2680.78, "end": 2692.6200000000003, "text": " from her does that count yeah um there's no water there i don't even know if i would"}, {"start": 2692.6200000000003, "end": 2697.6600000000003, "text": " account if there was water that's just a death plan that's not drowning i can't reach the"}, {"start": 2697.6600000000003, "end": 2706.3, "text": " water i can't reach the water it's too far i want to see your character unable to breathe"}, {"start": 2706.3, "end": 2711.6600000000003, "text": " You're sick bro. You're a sick sick sick twisted man. It's said surrounded that's not dying near water"}, {"start": 2724.0, "end": 2725.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2725.26, "end": 2731.5800000000004, "text": " Had to make sure I was seen this correctly you went into the practice range of overwatch and try to convince CJ that you were drowning is that I"}, {"start": 2731.58, "end": 2736.42, "text": " I tried to go to Gibraltar the map with water and then fall into the death zone where the water was"}, {"start": 2736.62, "end": 2738.62, "text": " But then they picked a different map"}, {"start": 2739.34, "end": 2745.5, "text": " Okay, I understand. I was clarifying. That's all. Well, don't worry. Let her because that was having just as much trouble as you are"}, {"start": 2745.5, "end": 2749.72, "text": " So, oh, okay. I actually think you can do this in feather party"}, {"start": 2751.14, "end": 2753.14, "text": " The hell is feather party"}, {"start": 2756.18, "end": 2759.14, "text": " I can't even join one. Are there any people online?"}, {"start": 2761.58, "end": 2774.86, "text": " and"}, {"start": 2774.86, "end": 2794.86, "text": " that"}, {"start": 2794.86, "end": 2799.4, "text": " this should work right"}, {"start": 2799.4, "end": 2803.2000000000003, "text": " as a count C.J."}, {"start": 2803.2000000000003, "end": 2805.2000000000003, "text": " Oh man, uh..."}, {"start": 2805.5400000000004, "end": 2808.3, "text": " It is the water that is doing this not the out of bounds"}, {"start": 2811.1200000000003, "end": 2816.7200000000003, "text": " It is the water but you're kind of just blowing up like"}, {"start": 2819.6400000000003, "end": 2826.7000000000003, "text": " CJ might I suggest the appreciation of different biological life's version of drowning I"}, {"start": 2827.6200000000003, "end": 2830.32, "text": " Feel like you have a very human perspective, which I appreciate"}, {"start": 2830.32, "end": 2836.9, "text": " But this bird is drowning. I don't know if I could count this because I didn't count what Della did in"}, {"start": 2837.06, "end": 2839.94, "text": " In the Hollow Knight and it was pretty much the same thing"}, {"start": 2841.98, "end": 2845.34, "text": " So I'm gonna say no no problem, bro"}, {"start": 2846.6400000000003, "end": 2848.6400000000003, "text": " Great call there man"}, {"start": 2852.96, "end": 2859.9, "text": " That was the after it's so it was by you did say he just said drowning which I will say is vague"}, {"start": 2860.32, "end": 2865.28, "text": " But I did I knocked him bar. I mean after he clarified death by oxygen is what I'm saying"}, {"start": 2865.28, "end": 2868.28, "text": " Yeah, I did clarify. I want you to run out of air and die"}, {"start": 2869.32, "end": 2871.8, "text": " Under the water. I I almost used my"}, {"start": 2872.44, "end": 2880.2000000000003, "text": " Not steam game for this. I would count it if you like died by choking on water. That's drowning right?"}, {"start": 2880.92, "end": 2882.92, "text": " true"}, {"start": 2884.0800000000004, "end": 2886.0800000000004, "text": " So you don't necessarily need water"}, {"start": 2886.52, "end": 2889.52, "text": " Kind of tell it finally getting the door open in her game"}, {"start": 2890.32, "end": 2892.32, "text": " This could work. This could low key work."}, {"start": 2895.92, "end": 2898.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, I love that noise, by the way. That's an all time noise."}, {"start": 2901.84, "end": 2904.48, "text": " Yes, I fucking did it. Let's go."}, {"start": 2904.48, "end": 2907.2000000000003, "text": " Oh my god, you don't have finally drowned."}, {"start": 2907.2000000000003, "end": 2908.88, "text": " Are we counting it? Are we counting it?"}, {"start": 2908.88, "end": 2910.1600000000003, "text": " Yeah, I'm counting it."}, {"start": 2910.1600000000003, "end": 2911.2000000000003, "text": " Yeah, I wonder why."}, {"start": 2911.2000000000003, "end": 2924.2000000000003, "text": " I don't even think there's water in Green Hill Zone."}, {"start": 2924.2000000000003, "end": 2925.2000000000003, "text": " No, there's green."}, {"start": 2925.2000000000003, "end": 2926.2000000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2926.2000000000003, "end": 2927.2000000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2927.2000000000003, "end": 2929.2000000000003, "text": " You don't water you can drown in."}, {"start": 2929.2000000000003, "end": 2932.2000000000003, "text": " Actually, you can't drown to level 3."}, {"start": 2932.2000000000003, "end": 2933.2000000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2933.2000000000003, "end": 2934.2000000000003, "text": " World 3."}, {"start": 2934.2000000000003, "end": 2938.2000000000003, "text": " Well, that was a good effort of loving."}, {"start": 2938.2000000000003, "end": 2940.2000000000003, "text": " Don't get knocked last place on one of these."}, {"start": 2940.2000000000003, "end": 2942.2000000000003, "text": " No, I believe that."}, {"start": 2942.2000000000003, "end": 2944.2000000000003, "text": " It's so hard."}, {"start": 2944.2000000000003, "end": 2946.2000000000003, "text": " I don't know if it sounds like that."}, {"start": 2946.2000000000003, "end": 2948.2000000000003, "text": " It didn't sound not sarcastic."}, {"start": 2948.2000000000003, "end": 2952.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, well, I might as well round it out with that."}, {"start": 2952.2000000000003, "end": 2956.2000000000003, "text": " I want you to succeed."}, {"start": 2956.2000000000003, "end": 2960.2000000000003, "text": " Sometimes being a nice person, encouraging other people, sounds dickish."}, {"start": 2960.2000000000003, "end": 2962.2000000000003, "text": " It just does, right?"}, {"start": 2962.2000000000003, "end": 2966.2000000000003, "text": " I just really love to see you thrive in life."}, {"start": 2966.2000000000003, "end": 2974.2000000000003, "text": " so what's the score can we get an update oh yeah um let's see poo has uh nine points"}, {"start": 2975.7200000000003, "end": 2983.4, "text": " matt has 11 dela has seven and let me guess three okay that's fire yay"}, {"start": 2985.8, "end": 2989.9600000000005, "text": " uh anyways the iron points get bigger though at some point right right yeah well there's"}, {"start": 2989.96, "end": 2991.96, "text": " There's double points on the last round."}, {"start": 2991.96, "end": 2992.96, "text": " Could I, uh..."}, {"start": 2992.96, "end": 2994.96, "text": " Ma, sing it up if you don't know that."}, {"start": 2994.96, "end": 2996.96, "text": " We don't bet them."}, {"start": 2996.96, "end": 2997.96, "text": " You know, Jeopardy Sound."}, {"start": 2997.96, "end": 2998.96, "text": " I'm not reading it."}, {"start": 2998.96, "end": 2999.96, "text": " I'm not reading it."}, {"start": 2999.96, "end": 3001.96, "text": " It's just because we have YouTube chat and Twitch chat and you can't go YouTube."}, {"start": 3001.96, "end": 3002.96, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 3002.96, "end": 3003.96, "text": " Fair enough."}, {"start": 3003.96, "end": 3004.96, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3004.96, "end": 3007.96, "text": " Well, listen, there's a lot of game left, all right?"}, {"start": 3007.96, "end": 3008.96, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3008.96, "end": 3010.6, "text": " Just don't lose faith."}, {"start": 3010.6, "end": 3014.96, "text": " This next one, though, I think this one could be tough."}, {"start": 3014.96, "end": 3020.44, "text": " It's a little more abstract."}, {"start": 3020.44, "end": 3025.84, "text": " What I want you to do though in any game that you own on Steam is work out."}, {"start": 3025.84, "end": 3028.54, "text": " But, well, a lot of guys are game open."}, {"start": 3028.54, "end": 3030.36, "text": " Close that damn game."}, {"start": 3030.36, "end": 3032.78, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3032.78, "end": 3033.78, "text": " Dush\u00e9."}, {"start": 3033.78, "end": 3037.0, "text": " I want you to work out, but no cardio."}, {"start": 3037.0, "end": 3040.08, "text": " No running, no swimming, nothing cardio."}, {"start": 3040.08, "end": 3041.08, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 3041.08, "end": 3042.08, "text": " This is easy."}, {"start": 3042.08, "end": 3043.08, "text": " This is easy."}, {"start": 3043.08, "end": 3044.8, "text": " I'm actually going to get first place."}, {"start": 3044.8, "end": 3046.8, "text": " I'm trying to get the first one!"}, {"start": 3048.8, "end": 3049.8, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 3049.8, "end": 3051.8, "text": " No, you said no running, no cardio."}, {"start": 3051.8, "end": 3054.8, "text": " No cardio, yeah."}, {"start": 3054.8, "end": 3059.8, "text": " So no like boxing, running, swimming, walking."}, {"start": 3059.8, "end": 3060.8, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3061.8, "end": 3065.8, "text": " Sorry, I just have a 4,000 second loading sequence."}, {"start": 3065.8, "end": 3067.8, "text": " You know how I would count running? Only if it were on a treadmill."}, {"start": 3067.8, "end": 3070.8, "text": " I have to download 14 to get by some data one second."}, {"start": 3070.8, "end": 3072.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3072.8, "end": 3079.42, "text": " does baseball count is cardio baseball doesn't count it work no it does it does"}, {"start": 3079.42, "end": 3088.46, "text": " it does I'm fast ball counts is right yes and I am going to say I am hold on"}, {"start": 3088.46, "end": 3097.5600000000004, "text": " right and officially that's interesting wait oh wait wait wait well I gotta get"}, {"start": 3097.5600000000004, "end": 3101.92, "text": " up if I don't get up yeah that's true"}, {"start": 3102.8, "end": 3112.2000000000003, "text": " I would count like running on a treadmill or biking if it were on a station."}, {"start": 3112.2000000000003, "end": 3114.48, "text": " I think that counts right now."}, {"start": 3114.48, "end": 3115.48, "text": " I think I have a pretty good luck."}, {"start": 3115.48, "end": 3116.48, "text": " You know, that's pretty creative food."}, {"start": 3116.48, "end": 3117.48, "text": " I'm going to give it to you."}, {"start": 3117.48, "end": 3120.4, "text": " I never thought about that, and I'm going to give you the points."}, {"start": 3120.4, "end": 3121.4, "text": " That's first."}, {"start": 3121.4, "end": 3122.4, "text": " I worked out."}, {"start": 3122.4, "end": 3123.4, "text": " I just did that yesterday."}, {"start": 3123.4, "end": 3124.4, "text": " Hard work."}, {"start": 3124.4, "end": 3126.4, "text": " It's a hard work out, is it not?"}, {"start": 3126.4, "end": 3127.4, "text": " Yeah, it is."}, {"start": 3127.4, "end": 3128.4, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 3128.4, "end": 3129.4, "text": " Yes, work."}, {"start": 3129.4, "end": 3130.4, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3130.4, "end": 3132.4, "text": " god damn what are you"}, {"start": 3135.4, "end": 3138.2200000000003, "text": " Big update yeah, it's a big update bro"}, {"start": 3144.8, "end": 3153.14, "text": " I figured this would be easier. Easy as a red ball athlete. No, not count swimming. I would count swimming in an Olympic swimming pool"}, {"start": 3153.14, "end": 3167.7799999999997, "text": " I realized I realized I could have gone faster yeah put the same board same sport yeah I think"}, {"start": 3167.7799999999997, "end": 3168.7799999999997, "text": " I know what you're talking about yeah"}, {"start": 3168.78, "end": 3190.78, "text": " I'm working out, I'm working out, look at me, I'm working out, I am working out, look"}, {"start": 3190.78, "end": 3192.78, "text": " at this, I actually look like that."}, {"start": 3192.78, "end": 3195.78, "text": " Um, is that what that's supposed to be?"}, {"start": 3195.78, "end": 3196.78, "text": " Yeah, yeah, look at that."}, {"start": 3196.78, "end": 3200.78, "text": " Alright, I'll count it. Lazy Batman's doing Bicycle Curls, let's do that."}, {"start": 3200.78, "end": 3202.78, "text": " Yes, right? Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 3203.78, "end": 3206.78, "text": " A lot of you is 20% induced."}, {"start": 3215.78, "end": 3218.78, "text": " Let's just count he's flexing while holding heavy guns."}, {"start": 3219.78, "end": 3221.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3221.78, "end": 3223.78, "text": " Specifically curling them."}, {"start": 3223.78, "end": 3224.78, "text": " He is curling them."}, {"start": 3224.78, "end": 3228.2200000000003, "text": " And I also, I already got the okay, so like, you can just ignore it."}, {"start": 3228.2200000000003, "end": 3230.7200000000003, "text": " I think that's bad form."}, {"start": 3232.02, "end": 3234.02, "text": " I would count it, I would count it."}, {"start": 3234.02, "end": 3237.52, "text": " You're gonna tell that guy, Malibu, that he has a bad form or something like that?"}, {"start": 3238.86, "end": 3241.86, "text": " I would never go up against him. Yeah, I think he would call me."}, {"start": 3241.86, "end": 3245.36, "text": " Well, they're just, are you just going through and like downloading different games?"}, {"start": 3245.36, "end": 3251.1600000000003, "text": " Well, I'm thinking long term here. This is GG. This is like a 14, you could by download, this is miserable."}, {"start": 3251.16, "end": 3262.16, "text": " I don't think so, I mean, maybe, obviously there's some shit, probably, but..."}, {"start": 3262.16, "end": 3269.16, "text": " Uh, you and Della are both still not in a game, so, you know, don't actually..."}, {"start": 3269.16, "end": 3272.16, "text": " Hold up, hold up, hold up, I'm in a game!"}, {"start": 3272.16, "end": 3274.16, "text": " Oh, right, you stole it open?"}, {"start": 3274.16, "end": 3275.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3275.16, "end": 3279.16, "text": " I don't know, you're wasting your bandwidth on these other games, I feel."}, {"start": 3279.16, "end": 3281.16, "text": " No, I'm downloading these games"}, {"start": 3282.7799999999997, "end": 3288.8999999999996, "text": " There you're not downloading an update to you. I'm downloading an update for this game and then I'm downloading other new games"}, {"start": 3292.6, "end": 3296.5, "text": " What's your internet speed gigabit, okay?"}, {"start": 3299.04, "end": 3301.04, "text": " Also, it's low key a banger"}, {"start": 3304.16, "end": 3306.48, "text": " I'm surprised the 14 existings so long"}, {"start": 3306.48, "end": 3313.04, "text": " Yeah, I think it's a cap to the serverer limits because it's not a steam download"}, {"start": 3328.48, "end": 3330.48, "text": " Like a download GTA 5"}, {"start": 3336.48, "end": 3338.08, "text": " Yeah, that intro is not long at all."}, {"start": 3339.08, "end": 3341.88, "text": " Just forget the intro, it's a 120 gigabyte game."}, {"start": 3343.08, "end": 3344.68, "text": " That one will be a bit."}, {"start": 3345.78, "end": 3348.48, "text": " I, uh, yeah, I tried to download that one right before we started."}, {"start": 3348.48, "end": 3350.28, "text": " I realized that's not happening."}, {"start": 3355.28, "end": 3357.18, "text": " So sport is an exercise."}, {"start": 3360.68, "end": 3361.48, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3364.28, "end": 3364.88, "text": " I wouldn't..."}, {"start": 3364.88, "end": 3369.88, "text": " I'm like, I wouldn't call basketball working out."}, {"start": 3369.88, "end": 3370.88, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 3370.88, "end": 3375.1600000000003, "text": " Well, that's just cardio."}, {"start": 3375.1600000000003, "end": 3379.88, "text": " I would call it working out normally, but I'm saying it's cardio, so in these rules."}, {"start": 3379.88, "end": 3383.2400000000002, "text": " So is this considered working out?"}, {"start": 3383.2400000000002, "end": 3385.88, "text": " Running down a hill, chasing a wheel of cheese?"}, {"start": 3385.88, "end": 3386.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3386.88, "end": 3387.88, "text": " Oh, that's cardio."}, {"start": 3387.88, "end": 3388.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3388.88, "end": 3389.88, "text": " Super different."}, {"start": 3389.88, "end": 3390.88, "text": " CJ, I'm working out!"}, {"start": 3390.88, "end": 3391.88, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 3391.88, "end": 3393.88, "text": " Okay, I'm working out!"}, {"start": 3393.88, "end": 3396.88, "text": " Okay, Della is lifting weights."}, {"start": 3396.88, "end": 3399.88, "text": " Everybody in this game are horrible."}, {"start": 3399.88, "end": 3403.88, "text": " Oh my god, bro. This is one of the worst experiences of my life."}, {"start": 3403.88, "end": 3405.88, "text": " Did you get escapist?"}, {"start": 3405.88, "end": 3407.88, "text": " Yes, I did."}, {"start": 3407.88, "end": 3412.88, "text": " I literally thought I was going to win and I just had to deal with a 14 gigabyte download."}, {"start": 3412.88, "end": 3414.88, "text": " Like, it's so fucked."}, {"start": 3414.88, "end": 3417.88, "text": " Oh man, well, it's so fucked, bro."}, {"start": 3417.88, "end": 3419.88, "text": " That was a good one."}, {"start": 3419.88, "end": 3421.54, "text": " I'll have some good solution."}, {"start": 3421.54, "end": 3422.54, "text": " NBA 2K Workout."}, {"start": 3422.54, "end": 3424.04, "text": " I don't have 2K downloaded."}, {"start": 3424.04, "end": 3425.04, "text": " Creative."}, {"start": 3425.04, "end": 3426.04, "text": " I have to get creative."}, {"start": 3426.04, "end": 3428.32, "text": " I realize I don't work out in real life and in games."}, {"start": 3428.32, "end": 3430.92, "text": " So what did everyone do?"}, {"start": 3430.92, "end": 3433.12, "text": " I did the escape as to..."}, {"start": 3433.12, "end": 3434.12, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 3434.12, "end": 3435.12, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 3435.12, "end": 3437.12, "text": " It's like a fit prison prison."}, {"start": 3437.12, "end": 3444.12, "text": " And then at that start you can just get there."}, {"start": 3444.12, "end": 3445.52, "text": " Yeah, basically."}, {"start": 3445.52, "end": 3448.1600000000003, "text": " And then what about everyone else?"}, {"start": 3448.1600000000003, "end": 3449.1600000000003, "text": " I've mountain climbed."}, {"start": 3449.16, "end": 3451.56, "text": " And you counted that."}, {"start": 3451.56, "end": 3452.7599999999998, "text": " It was bold."}, {"start": 3452.7599999999998, "end": 3454.56, "text": " I was playing a gym."}, {"start": 3454.56, "end": 3455.56, "text": " Wait a second."}, {"start": 3455.56, "end": 3457.56, "text": " I was bowling in a gym."}, {"start": 3457.56, "end": 3459.56, "text": " Oh, that's like a cardio."}, {"start": 3459.56, "end": 3460.56, "text": " Like in a builder gym?"}, {"start": 3460.56, "end": 3461.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3461.56, "end": 3463.2599999999998, "text": " Oh, that's more like at the start of peak."}, {"start": 3463.2599999999998, "end": 3464.2599999999998, "text": " Are you saying?"}, {"start": 3464.2599999999998, "end": 3465.2599999999998, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 3465.2599999999998, "end": 3466.2599999999998, "text": " It was a game."}, {"start": 3466.2599999999998, "end": 3468.46, "text": " Karen, I don't know if you've heard of this game."}, {"start": 3468.46, "end": 3469.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3469.46, "end": 3470.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3470.46, "end": 3471.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3471.46, "end": 3474.7599999999998, "text": " So if I went at the start of peak and I walked up a wall, you would have counted that."}, {"start": 3474.7599999999998, "end": 3475.7599999999998, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3475.7599999999998, "end": 3476.7599999999998, "text": " You climbed that wall."}, {"start": 3476.7599999999998, "end": 3477.7599999999998, "text": " That's so funny."}, {"start": 3477.7599999999998, "end": 3478.7599999999998, "text": " What you consider exercise."}, {"start": 3478.76, "end": 3480.28, "text": " And I know you're the final rule sayer."}, {"start": 3480.28, "end": 3483.28, "text": " It's just, it's so clear you've never exercised."}, {"start": 3483.28, "end": 3488.0400000000004, "text": " Like, it's jay or your mom growing now."}, {"start": 3488.0400000000004, "end": 3491.48, "text": " Are you insinuating that rock climbing is not exercise?"}, {"start": 3491.48, "end": 3492.88, "text": " It's just funny that he's like,"}, {"start": 3492.88, "end": 3497.6800000000003, "text": " he has buckets of cardio versus exercise in his mind."}, {"start": 3497.6800000000003, "end": 3498.5200000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3498.5200000000004, "end": 3499.36, "text": " Climbing."}, {"start": 3499.36, "end": 3500.6800000000003, "text": " Well, okay, here's the thing."}, {"start": 3500.6800000000003, "end": 3502.36, "text": " Cardio is a whole thing,"}, {"start": 3502.36, "end": 3503.7200000000003, "text": " because I would have had to count running."}, {"start": 3503.7200000000003, "end": 3505.1200000000003, "text": " And then you get to boot up any game."}, {"start": 3505.1200000000003, "end": 3506.36, "text": " Right, right, right, right."}, {"start": 3506.36, "end": 3507.6800000000003, "text": " No, I get it."}, {"start": 3507.6800000000003, "end": 3511.7200000000003, "text": " I just find it I know I'm going to be more vicious than the YouTube comments."}, {"start": 3514.28, "end": 3516.36, "text": " I bolder myself guys."}, {"start": 3516.4400000000005, "end": 3519.1600000000003, "text": " I know you flash a few V4s in my day."}, {"start": 3519.1600000000003, "end": 3520.0000000000005, "text": " No problem."}, {"start": 3520.4, "end": 3520.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3522.8, "end": 3522.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3522.92, "end": 3525.28, "text": " I mean, and you were probably sore afterwards too."}, {"start": 3525.6800000000003, "end": 3526.0000000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3526.0000000000005, "end": 3526.6400000000003, "text": " Like me."}, {"start": 3527.1600000000003, "end": 3527.6000000000004, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3527.6800000000003, "end": 3528.4, "text": " Incredibly."}, {"start": 3529.8, "end": 3533.6800000000003, "text": " So would you've counted if I boot up fall guys and then mantled over a wall?"}, {"start": 3535.1200000000003, "end": 3535.5200000000004, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3536.36, "end": 3536.9600000000005, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 3537.6800000000003, "end": 3543.6800000000003, "text": " Well, no, because the way he did it, there was the holds, there was the holds."}, {"start": 3543.6800000000003, "end": 3547.6800000000003, "text": " I'm just asking questions of breath of the wild, climbing outdoor climbing wouldn't count."}, {"start": 3547.6800000000003, "end": 3550.6800000000003, "text": " If it were on a sheer level."}, {"start": 3550.6800000000003, "end": 3552.6800000000003, "text": " Well, you could do a stamina in breath of the wild."}, {"start": 3552.6800000000003, "end": 3555.6800000000003, "text": " So me personally, if I was the host, I would count that."}, {"start": 3555.6800000000003, "end": 3556.6800000000003, "text": " Well, I'm glad you."}, {"start": 3556.6800000000003, "end": 3558.6800000000003, "text": " Outdoor climbing is part of the indoor, they say."}, {"start": 3558.6800000000003, "end": 3559.6800000000003, "text": " I'm sure it is."}, {"start": 3559.6800000000003, "end": 3563.6800000000003, "text": " I think it was more that I specifically was in a climbing gym."}, {"start": 3563.6800000000003, "end": 3564.6800000000003, "text": " I think that helps a lot."}, {"start": 3564.6800000000003, "end": 3566.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah, I think that really did help."}, {"start": 3566.6800000000003, "end": 3574.0600000000004, "text": " It really like it was very hard because like I'm in a gym Matt. What was yours now, you know, I did"}, {"start": 3574.2000000000003, "end": 3578.4800000000005, "text": " Overwatch Malga's default heroic emo where he like bicep curls his guns. Oh my god"}, {"start": 3578.4800000000005, "end": 3583.92, "text": " I literally was thinking of a video game where emo does that but I like my brain couldn't get can I Google to cheap by the way"}, {"start": 3583.92, "end": 3586.7200000000003, "text": " Is that a thing you can Google? Yeah, go go go. Oh God. I should have"}, {"start": 3588.0400000000004, "end": 3591.6000000000004, "text": " Googling well no, I googled one time. I don't know why I said I've been googling"}, {"start": 3591.6, "end": 3594.6, "text": " So you've been good one, Bella. I've heard. Interesting."}, {"start": 3594.6, "end": 3595.6, "text": " Very interesting."}, {"start": 3595.6, "end": 3598.6, "text": " There was a rule established last time. It's pretty niche."}, {"start": 3598.6, "end": 3603.6, "text": " But if you make progress in a game during this show, and then decide not to use it,"}, {"start": 3603.6, "end": 3606.6, "text": " and then come back to it at a different task, you can use the progress you made."}, {"start": 3606.6, "end": 3608.6, "text": " That is so crazy niche."}, {"start": 3608.6, "end": 3611.6, "text": " It's pretty niche, but it came into play last time."}, {"start": 3611.6, "end": 3613.6, "text": " Some low-cube bingo struts."}, {"start": 3613.6, "end": 3618.6, "text": " All right. Well, let's move on for our controversy, guys."}, {"start": 3618.6, "end": 3623.66, "text": " And let's go this next one will be real nice and simple. Tell me I still have time to win"}, {"start": 3624.2, "end": 3628.3199999999997, "text": " You have time to win. Yeah, there's still not 11 tasks left. Oh"}, {"start": 3630.7599999999998, "end": 3632.7599999999998, "text": " Okay, so oh"}, {"start": 3633.52, "end": 3639.2, "text": " Wait, actually hold on I need to change so I forgot there are three gimmick around so they're gonna work a little bit differently"}, {"start": 3641.12, "end": 3645.3199999999997, "text": " So let's let's do the first gimmick around here. I kind of I have things written out of order"}, {"start": 3645.32, "end": 3653.6000000000004, "text": " All right, so this one's not as simple as I said, but this this one you can not use any game you own on steam"}, {"start": 3654.1600000000003, "end": 3659.88, "text": " Okay, you have to use a game a free game on steam that you do not currently own"}, {"start": 3661.0, "end": 3666.0, "text": " So I want you going into the steam store and finding a free game. How do you browse for free games?"}, {"start": 3666.0, "end": 3669.32, "text": " What's the idea? But there's a way to do it"}, {"start": 3670.04, "end": 3673.0, "text": " And what I want you to do in that game is"}, {"start": 3673.0, "end": 3681.2, "text": " is cook food wait and eat it what real quick it's browse in the top left and"}, {"start": 3681.2, "end": 3686.32, "text": " then free to play yeah if you don't find it was free to play got it sorry didn't"}, {"start": 3686.32, "end": 3695.68, "text": " mean interrupt well okay in a free-to-play game cook a food and eat it go"}, {"start": 3695.6800000000003, "end": 3702.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, no demos, by the way. No demos for paid games."}, {"start": 3702.6800000000003, "end": 3709.6800000000003, "text": " What? What?"}, {"start": 3709.6800000000003, "end": 3714.6800000000003, "text": " This game looks awesome."}, {"start": 3714.6800000000003, "end": 3717.6800000000003, "text": " I don't know if I can eat the food."}, {"start": 3717.6800000000003, "end": 3719.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3719.6800000000003, "end": 3724.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah, those are the issues. Like, you know, you can cook, but can you eat?"}, {"start": 3724.6800000000003, "end": 3729.2000000000003, "text": " God and I have to be the one yeah, I feel like you do have to eat it"}, {"start": 3729.2000000000003, "end": 3733.88, "text": " Yeah, I guess you have to cook it and you have to eat it after you cook it. That's so brutal"}, {"start": 3734.4, "end": 3739.1600000000003, "text": " I'm just gonna rip a game and just hope that I got it right like I don't know if there's a way to tell"}, {"start": 3743.2000000000003, "end": 3745.2000000000003, "text": " Cuz like you can't even eat in my"}, {"start": 3745.6000000000004, "end": 3749.78, "text": " Not play it before right sorry you have to have not owned it yet"}, {"start": 3754.6800000000003, "end": 3765.28, "text": " You know, I'll slightly change the wording, you can prepare a food, you know, if it's"}, {"start": 3765.28, "end": 3769.6000000000004, "text": " like a bowl of cereal and you pour it in whenever I count that, it doesn't necessarily"}, {"start": 3769.6000000000004, "end": 3772.6000000000004, "text": " have to be cooked."}, {"start": 3772.6, "end": 3776.7999999999997, "text": " all the chipsy"}, {"start": 3776.7999999999997, "end": 3781.24, "text": " I don't know if that's going to work, Chad."}, {"start": 3781.24, "end": 3784.7999999999997, "text": " Kyle, let's boot it up."}, {"start": 3784.7999999999997, "end": 3785.7999999999997, "text": " Whoo!"}, {"start": 3785.7999999999997, "end": 3786.7999999999997, "text": " Good luck, y'all."}, {"start": 3786.7999999999997, "end": 3787.7999999999997, "text": " What game is y'all playing?"}, {"start": 3787.7999999999997, "end": 3788.7999999999997, "text": " I'm playing Berger shit."}, {"start": 3788.7999999999997, "end": 3789.7999999999997, "text": " Shift."}, {"start": 3789.7999999999997, "end": 3790.7999999999997, "text": " Berger shit?"}, {"start": 3790.7999999999997, "end": 3792.7999999999997, "text": " Berger shift, my bad."}, {"start": 3792.7999999999997, "end": 3794.7999999999997, "text": " Bro, that looks so AI."}, {"start": 3794.7999999999997, "end": 3795.7999999999997, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 3795.7999999999997, "end": 3796.7999999999997, "text": " 1000%."}, {"start": 3796.7999999999997, "end": 3797.7999999999997, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3797.7999999999997, "end": 3801.68, "text": " Yeah, almost assuredly this is AI."}, {"start": 3801.6800000000003, "end": 3805.1200000000003, "text": " uh... that's the pics are a i"}, {"start": 3805.1200000000003, "end": 3809.2000000000003, "text": " art style"}, {"start": 3809.2000000000003, "end": 3811.5000000000005, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 3811.5000000000005, "end": 3817.7000000000003, "text": " was the door"}, {"start": 3817.7000000000003, "end": 3820.76, "text": " conflict of blood notice how none of them said what game they're playing after"}, {"start": 3820.76, "end": 3822.7200000000003, "text": " you told you i didn't ask that's all right"}, {"start": 3822.7200000000003, "end": 3825.92, "text": " it's okay i don't know i don't know i'm i'm i'm gonna open burger shit i'm gonna open"}, {"start": 3825.92, "end": 3826.76, "text": " burger shit"}, {"start": 3826.76, "end": 3829.5200000000004, "text": " wow you can't i feel like that's just like"}, {"start": 3829.5200000000004, "end": 3830.5000000000005, "text": " sabotage"}, {"start": 3830.5, "end": 3834.34, "text": " I'm playing Super Chef 2, which I've just cooked something."}, {"start": 3834.34, "end": 3837.18, "text": " Can I just give it a try?"}, {"start": 3837.18, "end": 3838.58, "text": " Can I eat it now?"}, {"start": 3843.22, "end": 3843.72, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 3848.46, "end": 3850.7, "text": " This is how you might eat it if it's possible."}, {"start": 3850.7, "end": 3853.22, "text": " The asterisk you have to eat it has just ruined everything."}, {"start": 3853.22, "end": 3854.82, "text": " Yeah, it's made of way harder."}, {"start": 3854.82, "end": 3858.14, "text": " The last two times I did this, they were a lot simpler,"}, {"start": 3858.14, "end": 3859.5, "text": " and it went by way too quickly."}, {"start": 3859.5, "end": 3861.58, "text": " So I wanted this one to go a little slower."}, {"start": 3861.58, "end": 3863.18, "text": " Can we skip the tutorial?"}, {"start": 3863.18, "end": 3864.78, "text": " I'm realizing this might be impossible."}, {"start": 3864.78, "end": 3868.66, "text": " Like, in what game do you cook and eat?"}, {"start": 3868.66, "end": 3871.26, "text": " By the wild."}, {"start": 3871.26, "end": 3872.1, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 3872.1, "end": 3872.66, "text": " Press the wild."}, {"start": 3872.66, "end": 3872.86, "text": " Is that on screen?"}, {"start": 3872.86, "end": 3873.34, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 3873.34, "end": 3873.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 3873.84, "end": 3874.46, "text": " It's not on screen."}, {"start": 3874.46, "end": 3875.46, "text": " It's also not free."}, {"start": 3875.46, "end": 3877.3, "text": " But you could use your lifeline."}, {"start": 3877.3, "end": 3879.38, "text": " You could get a free game on the Nintendo eShop."}, {"start": 3879.38, "end": 3879.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3879.94, "end": 3881.82, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3881.82, "end": 3885.82, "text": " I don't think that counts."}, {"start": 3885.82, "end": 3888.22, "text": " Come on, come on."}, {"start": 3888.2200000000003, "end": 3890.6600000000003, "text": " I need to fucking did the delivery areas in the back."}, {"start": 3891.38, "end": 3893.1400000000003, "text": " I don't know if I can eat in this game, bro."}, {"start": 3893.5800000000004, "end": 3896.4, "text": " Oh, I don't know if I can eat in this game."}, {"start": 3896.4, "end": 3897.6000000000004, "text": " My life is awesome."}, {"start": 3918.2200000000003, "end": 3923.2200000000003, "text": " Where's the stove?"}, {"start": 3923.2200000000003, "end": 3928.2200000000003, "text": " I'm trying to grill, y'all."}, {"start": 3928.2200000000003, "end": 3930.2200000000003, "text": " Does this make sense?"}, {"start": 3930.2200000000003, "end": 3934.2200000000003, "text": " I feel like I just got to pick one."}, {"start": 3934.2200000000003, "end": 3938.2200000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3938.2200000000003, "end": 3943.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, I hope I can eat some."}, {"start": 3943.2200000000003, "end": 3949.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, I hope I can eat so badly."}, {"start": 3949.2200000000003, "end": 3952.2200000000003, "text": " I'm putting everything into this."}, {"start": 3952.2200000000003, "end": 3956.2200000000003, "text": " I'm going to be so sad moment of truth."}, {"start": 3956.2200000000003, "end": 3958.2200000000003, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 3958.2200000000003, "end": 3961.2200000000003, "text": " I'm at four points."}, {"start": 3961.2200000000003, "end": 3964.2200000000003, "text": " I need this."}, {"start": 3964.2200000000003, "end": 3967.2200000000003, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 3967.2200000000003, "end": 3972.2200000000003, "text": " God, I'm so on edge right now for you, Lord."}, {"start": 3972.2200000000003, "end": 3973.2200000000003, "text": " right now for you."}, {"start": 3973.2200000000003, "end": 3979.2200000000003, "text": " I'm like sweating here, I'm sweating here."}, {"start": 3979.2200000000003, "end": 3988.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah, good job to all of you for I have access to all of your crypto wallets now, good job."}, {"start": 3988.2200000000003, "end": 3989.2200000000003, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3989.2200000000003, "end": 3995.42, "text": " I haven't even found a game yet because I know none of these you can eat like it's obviously"}, {"start": 3995.42, "end": 3997.42, "text": " like AI like you can cook."}, {"start": 3997.42, "end": 3998.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3998.42, "end": 3999.42, "text": " You'll all your like money."}, {"start": 3999.42, "end": 4001.42, "text": " What do you mean no more can fit here?"}, {"start": 4001.42, "end": 4004.42, "text": " What do you mean no more can fit here?"}, {"start": 4004.42, "end": 4006.42, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 4006.42, "end": 4008.42, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4008.42, "end": 4010.42, "text": " There's nothing on it."}, {"start": 4010.42, "end": 4013.42, "text": " Oh, the bun is cold."}, {"start": 4013.42, "end": 4015.42, "text": " You've got to cook the bun."}, {"start": 4015.42, "end": 4017.42, "text": " How do I cook the bun?"}, {"start": 4017.42, "end": 4019.42, "text": " Do I have to eat the food or can someone else eat it?"}, {"start": 4019.42, "end": 4021.42, "text": " You have to eat it."}, {"start": 4021.42, "end": 4023.42, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 4023.42, "end": 4025.42, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 4025.42, "end": 4027.42, "text": " I'm a little worried this might be impossible."}, {"start": 4027.42, "end": 4031.42, "text": " do a backup free to play task guys a backup task let's call it let's call it"}, {"start": 4031.42, "end": 4038.5, "text": " let's call it let's call it let's call it let's call it right guys I I need this"}, {"start": 4038.5, "end": 4052.3, "text": " oh I need this I can't I'll give it to my day oh patty tray oh surely the patty"}, 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It's cold"}, {"start": 4063.5, "end": 4069.0600000000004, "text": " Surely you could just eat the patty if you could eat so I'm trying to do it now what is catering"}, {"start": 4071.94, "end": 4073.94, "text": " Download download"}, {"start": 4075.0600000000004, "end": 4078.4, "text": " Six hot dogs. I don't know what it beat the bun"}, {"start": 4078.4, "end": 4080.4, "text": " We can go to the backup guys."}, {"start": 4080.4, "end": 4082.4, "text": " Alright go to the backup, go to the backup, I'll call him."}, {"start": 4082.4, "end": 4084.4, "text": " Is everyone in agreement?"}, {"start": 4084.4, "end": 4086.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4086.4, "end": 4088.4, "text": " No what? No, because I just found a game I think."}, {"start": 4088.4, "end": 4090.4, "text": " Oh no, never mind, okay never mind."}, {"start": 4090.4, "end": 4092.4, "text": " Yeah, I'm in, yeah."}, {"start": 4092.4, "end": 4094.4, "text": " Yeah, I'm in the call."}, {"start": 4094.4, "end": 4096.4, "text": " Reset, reset, reset, close your games."}, {"start": 4096.4, "end": 4098.4, "text": " Back to..."}, {"start": 4098.4, "end": 4100.4, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4100.4, "end": 4102.4, "text": " This should be easier, but not"}, {"start": 4102.4, "end": 4104.4, "text": " free."}, {"start": 4104.4, "end": 4106.4, "text": " So again, in a free to play game"}, {"start": 4106.4, "end": 4112.719999999999, "text": " to play game on steam that you do not own that is not a demo."}, {"start": 4112.719999999999, "end": 4116.679999999999, "text": " I want you to I have to I have to type it out because I don't have this prepared."}, {"start": 4117.16, "end": 4118.92, "text": " Die to an explosion."}, {"start": 4118.92, "end": 4121.32, "text": " Go girl."}, {"start": 4122.719999999999, "end": 4125.32, "text": " Don't go. Can it be a big game? No."}, {"start": 4130.0, "end": 4132.599999999999, "text": " Oh, shit. I need to die."}, {"start": 4132.599999999999, "end": 4135.96, "text": " It's the steam is trying to tell me to let you do world of tanks."}, {"start": 4136.4, "end": 4140.78, "text": " Wait, and a demo doesn't count, fuck."}, {"start": 4140.78, "end": 4144.0199999999995, "text": " Demo, if it's a demo for a free game."}, {"start": 4144.0199999999995, "end": 4145.82, "text": " It's hard to say."}, {"start": 4145.82, "end": 4148.98, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, I'm doing it, whatever."}, {"start": 4148.98, "end": 4153.179999999999, "text": " Isn't World of Tanks gonna be like 60 gigs?"}, {"start": 4153.179999999999, "end": 4156.179999999999, "text": " That's a little too large, actually."}, {"start": 4156.179999999999, "end": 4158.179999999999, "text": " That is a 90 gig gig."}, {"start": 4158.179999999999, "end": 4159.179999999999, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 4159.179999999999, "end": 4161.179999999999, "text": " Why are we showing these fucking wish lists?"}, {"start": 4161.18, "end": 4162.58, "text": " And so my librarian video."}, {"start": 4166.700000000001, "end": 4168.22, "text": " Like, what is up with this coming soon?"}, {"start": 4170.860000000001, "end": 4172.42, "text": " You can sort by free to play a game."}, {"start": 4173.58, "end": 4174.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4176.5, "end": 4177.02, "text": " Uh,"}, {"start": 4179.06, "end": 4179.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4180.5, "end": 4182.14, "text": " And I just have to explode is all you said."}, {"start": 4182.780000000001, "end": 4183.820000000001, "text": " Die to an explosion."}, {"start": 4184.3, "end": 4185.54, "text": " Die to an explosion."}, {"start": 4186.06, "end": 4187.780000000001, "text": " Like, so I can't lose the run to an explosion."}, {"start": 4187.780000000001, "end": 4189.26, "text": " I have to be a character is what you're saying."}, {"start": 4189.26, "end": 4191.26, "text": " That's not gonna work yet"}, {"start": 4192.88, "end": 4194.88, "text": " It's pretty loose"}, {"start": 4198.66, "end": 4204.92, "text": " Okay, it's good mark yeah my bad. I didn't realize how hard it would be to eat food in a the game where you cook food"}, {"start": 4206.62, "end": 4208.62, "text": " It's crazy you can't by the way"}, {"start": 4209.14, "end": 4213.820000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah on that market right there. It kind of makes sense because it's mostly just"}, {"start": 4214.34, "end": 4217.74, "text": " You know any game that you cook normally you're serving food"}, {"start": 4217.74, "end": 4224.74, "text": " That isn't like a survival game."}, {"start": 4224.74, "end": 4233.74, "text": " You're not showing it."}, {"start": 4233.74, "end": 4237.74, "text": " You're straight as black."}, {"start": 4237.74, "end": 4239.74, "text": " Do it again."}, {"start": 4239.74, "end": 4241.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4241.74, "end": 4243.74, "text": " I thought the goal was to explode."}, {"start": 4243.74, "end": 4245.74, "text": " Why are they taking the bomb away from me?"}, {"start": 4245.74, "end": 4247.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4251.179999999999, "end": 4253.26, "text": " What happens at the end of the time I don't even know"}, {"start": 4256.0199999999995, "end": 4259.62, "text": " Find out fuck I quit the game. I'm so sad"}, {"start": 4263.78, "end": 4265.78, "text": " The show is the stronger now"}, {"start": 4266.78, "end": 4268.62, "text": " Right now"}, {"start": 4268.62, "end": 4272.54, "text": " Okay. Yeah, I understand. It's what I told to it. Oh, they're guys"}, {"start": 4272.86, "end": 4274.86, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4275.74, "end": 4279.74, "text": " See babe, what you're trying to, uh, evolve without a weapon."}, {"start": 4280.74, "end": 4283.74, "text": " I think it explodes, but it's not free to play or on Steam."}, {"start": 4283.74, "end": 4286.74, "text": " Oh no, it is free to play, sorry, it's not on Steam, and you own it."}, {"start": 4286.74, "end": 4287.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4289.74, "end": 4290.74, "text": " I don't know!"}, {"start": 4290.74, "end": 4291.74, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4294.74, "end": 4299.74, "text": " I don't know what any of these games are, dude. Like, how do you just decide which one is..."}, {"start": 4300.74, "end": 4301.74, "text": " It's working, it's working!"}, {"start": 4301.74, "end": 4306.74, "text": " Oh my god, how did I do that?"}, {"start": 4306.74, "end": 4311.74, "text": " I have no idea what I'm doing."}, {"start": 4311.74, "end": 4312.74, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 4312.74, "end": 4313.74, "text": " Stop CJ, stop."}, {"start": 4313.74, "end": 4314.74, "text": " Let's see, hold on."}, {"start": 4314.74, "end": 4317.74, "text": " Okay yeah, you definitely died due to the explosion there."}, {"start": 4317.74, "end": 4319.74, "text": " That is going to be four points for Matt."}, {"start": 4319.74, "end": 4321.74, "text": " He's on a roll right now."}, {"start": 4321.74, "end": 4322.74, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4322.74, "end": 4325.74, "text": " He's on a roll right now."}, {"start": 4325.74, "end": 4328.74, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4339.74, "end": 4343.74, "text": " It seems like you're kind of just playing king of the hill."}, {"start": 4343.74, "end": 4346.74, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if the losers explode yet."}, {"start": 4346.74, "end": 4350.74, "text": " But I trapped the bomb off screen, so I think I lost it on the game."}, {"start": 4350.74, "end": 4354.58, "text": " Oh, wait, what the hell? You already have developed stress?"}, {"start": 4354.58, "end": 4355.58, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 4355.58, "end": 4357.58, "text": " Yeah, I kinda cheesed it."}, {"start": 4358.58, "end": 4361.08, "text": " Dude, I don't even know what I'm looking for, honestly."}, {"start": 4361.08, "end": 4363.08, "text": " I just have to wait a minute and see what happens."}, {"start": 4363.08, "end": 4365.08, "text": " Who's gonna just browse the games now?"}, {"start": 4365.08, "end": 4366.58, "text": " I'm just browsing games at this point."}, {"start": 4366.58, "end": 4368.08, "text": " That's how I've done with the cooking one, man."}, {"start": 4368.08, "end": 4370.08, "text": " I don't even know what I'm trying to do."}, {"start": 4371.28, "end": 4373.28, "text": " Yeah, I don't even know what I'm trying to do."}, {"start": 4376.08, "end": 4377.28, "text": " I'm being too honest."}, {"start": 4377.28, "end": 4380.28, "text": " I mean, I feel like I can't get any of these downloaded anyway."}, {"start": 4380.74, "end": 4384.74, "text": " They are still playing the game."}, {"start": 4384.74, "end": 4388.74, "text": " It's not the first time."}, {"start": 4388.74, "end": 4392.74, "text": " What time is your timer buddy?"}, {"start": 4392.74, "end": 4396.74, "text": " 47 seconds left."}, {"start": 4396.74, "end": 4400.74, "text": " Andella is inside."}, {"start": 4400.74, "end": 4404.74, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4404.74, "end": 4408.74, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4408.74, "end": 4414.74, "text": " I don't know what is this game?"}, {"start": 4414.74, "end": 4418.74, "text": " It looks like a really bad clicker game."}, {"start": 4418.74, "end": 4422.74, "text": " It looks really bad."}, {"start": 4422.74, "end": 4426.74, "text": " I don't know what this game is."}, {"start": 4426.74, "end": 4430.74, "text": " I don't know what this game is."}, {"start": 4430.74, "end": 4434.74, "text": " I don't know what this game is."}, {"start": 4434.74, "end": 4444.74, "text": " So, let's see what's gonna happen here for Ludwig."}, {"start": 4444.74, "end": 4449.04, "text": " Oh, no, it exploded."}, {"start": 4449.04, "end": 4459.38, "text": " That's tough, man."}, {"start": 4459.38, "end": 4461.26, "text": " It did nothing, bro."}, {"start": 4461.26, "end": 4465.9400000000005, "text": " It did literally nothing, nothing happened."}, {"start": 4465.9400000000005, "end": 4479.66, "text": " The bomb was just aesthetic."}, {"start": 4479.66, "end": 4481.900000000001, "text": " What fires did I just unleash on my PC?"}, {"start": 4481.900000000001, "end": 4486.22, "text": " Well I got second place, you know, huge load of congrats."}, {"start": 4486.22, "end": 4487.22, "text": " Did I?"}, {"start": 4487.22, "end": 4490.62, "text": " You got second place in a game."}, {"start": 4490.62, "end": 4494.22, "text": " a few tasks too late, but thanks, guys."}, {"start": 4499.5, "end": 4500.9, "text": " Do I look something up?"}, {"start": 4505.34, "end": 4506.62, "text": " God, I hate that things."}, {"start": 4506.86, "end": 4508.5, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 4511.5, "end": 4512.099999999999, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4517.62, "end": 4519.42, "text": " I think I'm about to explode."}, {"start": 4519.42, "end": 4529.42, "text": " Okay, I'll keep an eye out. Keep your eyes peeled. I'm keeping them peeled. Okay, it's not doing any more damage to me. Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 4531.42, "end": 4534.42, "text": " Shit. Yeah, it was definitely not explosion."}, {"start": 4542.42, "end": 4543.42, "text": " This could work. This could work."}, {"start": 4543.42, "end": 4545.42, "text": " This could work."}, {"start": 4547.02, "end": 4550.38, "text": " And that was a thousand percent works. That one does look good."}, {"start": 4551.5, "end": 4553.5, "text": " I think I'm losing this one chat."}, {"start": 4555.58, "end": 4557.58, "text": " Hey, it's okay."}, {"start": 4558.3, "end": 4561.9800000000005, "text": " It's okay. So maybe the person in last would appreciate it if you lost this one."}, {"start": 4562.86, "end": 4567.1, "text": " Whoo. Yeah, yeah. Maybe someone else could get last. Spread the love, you know."}, {"start": 4567.1, "end": 4574.42, "text": " I'm blaming my internet download speed right now, this is Lake Tahoe internet, this is unfair,"}, {"start": 4574.42, "end": 4578.1, "text": " I'm at a disadvantage in these challenges because I live in the mountains."}, {"start": 4578.1, "end": 4579.34, "text": " it'll end"}, {"start": 4579.34, "end": 4580.54, "text": " that's not fair"}, {"start": 4580.54, "end": 4583.780000000001, "text": " god-gave me here okay"}, {"start": 4583.780000000001, "end": 4586.780000000001, "text": " he's paying he's just not getting much"}, {"start": 4597.02, "end": 4598.54, "text": " come on come on come on"}, {"start": 4598.54, "end": 4601.54, "text": " god-gave this is a long battle"}, {"start": 4601.54, "end": 4606.3, "text": " i am just not taking any more damage because this is deep"}, {"start": 4606.3, "end": 4608.3, "text": " I don't know how to place the bomb."}, {"start": 4611.64, "end": 4612.64, "text": " CJ!"}, {"start": 4613.54, "end": 4615.54, "text": " Oh, hold on. I got the lay."}, {"start": 4615.54, "end": 4616.5, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 4616.5, "end": 4618.5, "text": " Ludwig died due to explosion!"}, {"start": 4618.5, "end": 4619.7, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 4619.7, "end": 4621.5, "text": " Not last!"}, {"start": 4621.5, "end": 4623.2, "text": " Oh, I gave you the wrong amount of points."}, {"start": 4623.2, "end": 4624.3, "text": " Congratulations, Ludwig."}, {"start": 4624.3, "end": 4625.3, "text": " Oh my gosh, not last."}, {"start": 4625.3, "end": 4626.5, "text": " Check it place."}, {"start": 4626.5, "end": 4627.8, "text": " Dub."}, {"start": 4627.8, "end": 4629.5, "text": " Lemau, catch up losers."}, {"start": 4629.5, "end": 4631.5, "text": " Nah, you guys are doing great, though."}, {"start": 4633.2, "end": 4635.0, "text": " Wow, turns so fast."}, {"start": 4635.0, "end": 4636.56, "text": " See that sounded sarcastic right there."}, {"start": 4636.56, "end": 4639.36, "text": " That sounded sarcastic now."}, {"start": 4639.36, "end": 4640.12, "text": " You guys are doing great."}, {"start": 4640.12, "end": 4648.2, "text": " Seriously, dude, that was this, this whole game show is so freaking hard."}, {"start": 4649.4, "end": 4652.96, "text": " This whole game show is so freaking hard, bro."}, {"start": 4656.04, "end": 4660.72, "text": " I just have to lock in, but like it's so I like genuinely feel like"}, {"start": 4661.36, "end": 4664.2, "text": " I would have done the training one that Umo Musume pretty derby one."}, {"start": 4664.2, "end": 4672.44, "text": " Like I would have easily like so so easily gotten first. It's just so cringe, but it's 14 gigs, bro."}, {"start": 4678.76, "end": 4683.72, "text": " You should have done Sims for food. Dude, do you know how big the Sims is? Maybe I could have done"}, {"start": 4683.72, "end": 4690.679999999999, "text": " the Sims one, but I don't have the Sims on my computer and it has to be free to play. So no,"}, {"start": 4690.68, "end": 4697.72, "text": " actually I couldn't have done the Sims because it needs to be a free to play game so I couldn't"}, {"start": 4697.72, "end": 4709.400000000001, "text": " have done the Sims bro the Sims 4 is free yeah but the Sims 4 is also 400 gigabytes the Sims 4"}, {"start": 4709.400000000001, "end": 4713.8, "text": " would not have been a quick like can we be serious the Sims 4 would not have been a quick download"}, {"start": 4716.12, "end": 4718.92, "text": " the Sims 4 boot up would have been 30 minutes"}, {"start": 4720.68, "end": 4722.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4722.68, "end": 4726.08, "text": " Raft for drowning. I don't know if I have rafts downloaded"}, {"start": 4727.400000000001, "end": 4729.400000000001, "text": " dude, I"}, {"start": 4729.4400000000005, "end": 4731.4400000000005, "text": " Asked him to download some games, but I think"}, {"start": 4731.84, "end": 4737.96, "text": " Realistically I needed to download and then also have them all installed like like and then oh sorry all like boot it up"}, {"start": 4737.96, "end": 4739.96, "text": " Like every single game opened"}, {"start": 4740.72, "end": 4742.72, "text": " There's just like"}, {"start": 4742.72, "end": 4747.88, "text": " It's so cringe, bro. Like oh, I could have done Assassin's Creed. No, but Assassin's Creed. I don't even have on steam"}, {"start": 4747.88, "end": 4749.88, "text": " I have it on Ubisoft's client"}, {"start": 4750.68, "end": 4752.68, "text": " Yeah, I couldn't have done it"}, {"start": 4754.04, "end": 4758.400000000001, "text": " It's hard bro, this is hard this came shows hard, bro. I'm not gonna have for it is what it is"}, {"start": 4758.52, "end": 4763.46, "text": " Let's just try not to get last that's the goal if I can knock it last I did I did well I think"}, {"start": 4764.12, "end": 4766.96, "text": " Today they're drinking her coffee and not trying to load her"}, {"start": 4769.76, "end": 4775.6, "text": " Well, can I just win by default because I'm actually making an attempt and you know doing something here"}, {"start": 4775.6, "end": 4781.200000000001, "text": " No, not how it works. We all have to sit here and wait. Okay, we're going to sit here and wait for night download"}, {"start": 4781.320000000001, "end": 4786.400000000001, "text": " Okay, what are you guys doing this weekend? What are y'all doing this weekend? Any big plans? Oh gosh"}, {"start": 4788.160000000001, "end": 4791.92, "text": " Right after this stream my physical copy of Splatoon Raiders is up"}, {"start": 4791.92, "end": 4795.88, "text": " I'm gonna go grab that and play my token tonight. You know just video games really"}, {"start": 4795.88, "end": 4798.68, "text": " You know how I'm playing some Marvel token as well. Oh"}, {"start": 4800.200000000001, "end": 4802.200000000001, "text": " You're not too different you and I"}, {"start": 4802.2, "end": 4809.12, "text": " Yeah, you also have 4,000 hours and Dragon Ball fighters. No, no, no, but I I'm a professional fighting game player. So oh"}, {"start": 4809.84, "end": 4811.84, "text": " really"}, {"start": 4813.28, "end": 4819.16, "text": " Fighting games are so good. Oh my yeah, I'm controversial fighting game player to yeah"}, {"start": 4819.16, "end": 4824.0, "text": " No, that's true. Oh, by the way, congrats on the engagement to you by the way, you know"}, {"start": 4826.88, "end": 4829.12, "text": " Thank you, man. Oh, I got one"}, {"start": 4832.2, "end": 4834.2, "text": " So you guys right now"}, {"start": 4834.32, "end": 4838.76, "text": " Play Tekken it's it's the end. I'll be all you should play Tekken everyone. You play Street Fighter"}, {"start": 4839.76, "end": 4844.48, "text": " I wish but I it doesn't click with me. So I stick to Tekken until token comes out"}, {"start": 4848.36, "end": 4850.36, "text": " Three minutes Della three minutes"}, {"start": 4850.88, "end": 4855.44, "text": " Okay, 15 seconds. That was downloading game right now. It could work. I"}, {"start": 4856.679999999999, "end": 4859.8, "text": " Saw a grenade and that I'm now surely I can do some damage to myself"}, {"start": 4862.2, "end": 4864.0, "text": " It's going to be a tight race."}, {"start": 4864.0, "end": 4874.16, "text": " OK, I think the next thing CJ is going to make me do is like get a million dollars."}, {"start": 4874.16, "end": 4876.28, "text": " I think I have a game where I can do this, though."}, {"start": 4876.84, "end": 4880.16, "text": " I remember I downloaded a game to do literally exactly this."}, {"start": 4881.44, "end": 4885.44, "text": " But I forget what it's called."}, {"start": 4885.44, "end": 4887.5199999999995, "text": " But I know I have it on my computer somewhere."}, {"start": 4887.52, "end": 4892.52, "text": " It's called like, um, oh gosh, what is it called?"}, {"start": 4904.52, "end": 4907.52, "text": " Um, freak."}, {"start": 4909.52, "end": 4912.52, "text": " CJ permission to talk to my chat between rounds or what?"}, {"start": 4912.52, "end": 4913.52, "text": " Yeah, man."}, {"start": 4913.52, "end": 4916.52, "text": " No, you have to open your chat."}, {"start": 4916.52, "end": 4921.400000000001, "text": " chat yeah that's fine don't my chat tasks are okay great good charlie's AI what"}, {"start": 4921.400000000001, "end": 4926.92, "text": " was the game name what was the game name please please adventure capitalist"}, {"start": 4926.92, "end": 4931.96, "text": " adventure capitalist why don't I have it downloaded anymore"}, {"start": 4935.360000000001, "end": 4944.76, "text": " okay install good comms w comms w comms okay oh bit life no but bit life isn't on"}, {"start": 4944.76, "end": 4946.76, "text": " Steam bro bit life is on like"}, {"start": 4948.0, "end": 4949.52, "text": " like"}, {"start": 4949.52, "end": 4951.52, "text": " mobile I"}, {"start": 4953.320000000001, "end": 4959.66, "text": " Think okay, I think it's gonna be like get a million dollars. I do adventure capitalist or get like a million like a score of a million"}, {"start": 4960.88, "end": 4963.4400000000005, "text": " What game could I get a score of a million in? I"}, {"start": 4967.56, "end": 4969.56, "text": " Don't even know I"}, {"start": 4969.56, "end": 4974.92, "text": " I don't know a game I could get a score. Um, no blotcher would actually blotcher wouldn't be that long"}, {"start": 4977.0, "end": 4979.0, "text": " But it'd be kind of long low key"}, {"start": 4980.4800000000005, "end": 4982.4800000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4982.4800000000005, "end": 4984.4800000000005, "text": " It'd be like kind of long"}, {"start": 4984.8, "end": 4988.860000000001, "text": " Yikes, you might have to reset immediately and just I don't have mega bonk, bro"}, {"start": 4989.76, "end": 4993.580000000001, "text": " Red barrels too, but I mean I think adventure capitalists could work for that too"}, {"start": 4993.58, "end": 4995.58, "text": " Move that to damage to me"}, {"start": 4997.86, "end": 5000.36, "text": " It even said the word explosion on-screen"}, {"start": 5001.0599999999995, "end": 5006.5199999999995, "text": " Yeah, exploding and coming wait wait big idea. Okay way gaming"}, {"start": 5007.34, "end": 5009.34, "text": " Okay, okay, okay?"}, {"start": 5010.66, "end": 5020.22, "text": " I want you I want you to win so my god. Oh my god. What is she playing I didn't do anything to them"}, {"start": 5023.58, "end": 5024.58, "text": " so close."}, {"start": 5024.58, "end": 5029.58, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 5029.58, "end": 5032.86, "text": " It's your friend, I guess."}, {"start": 5032.86, "end": 5035.42, "text": " Do I have Cookie Clicker downloaded?"}, {"start": 5035.42, "end": 5036.42, "text": " I think I do."}, {"start": 5036.42, "end": 5037.42, "text": " It's getting easy."}, {"start": 5037.42, "end": 5041.42, "text": " Which is in the tutorial too, yeah."}, {"start": 5041.42, "end": 5043.42, "text": " Who is this?"}, {"start": 5043.42, "end": 5044.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5044.42, "end": 5049.42, "text": " Why don't I have Cookie Clicker downloaded?"}, {"start": 5049.42, "end": 5050.42, "text": " Surely there's another expo."}, {"start": 5050.42, "end": 5052.82, "text": " Cookie Clicker's like a web browser game though, no?"}, {"start": 5052.82, "end": 5061.179999999999, "text": " I'm not a lot of download games in between chat. It's cheating. I think"}, {"start": 5061.179999999999, "end": 5067.58, "text": " Look, you got to take a dump crazy style"}, {"start": 5067.58, "end": 5074.0199999999995, "text": " It's on steam. Yeah, but I can't download it. I can't download it. I"}, {"start": 5074.0199999999995, "end": 5079.759999999999, "text": " Could see it. I need heavy, right? I can only have games that already has the siren. I guess"}, {"start": 5079.76, "end": 5087.8, "text": " where you going mama come over here okay"}, {"start": 5088.64, "end": 5097.16, "text": " yeah back CJ you exploded no not yet not yet"}, {"start": 5098.360000000001, "end": 5104.320000000001, "text": " she might though you had a hurry to pick your damn character I don't even I mean"}, {"start": 5104.32, "end": 5107.4, "text": " I mean, I've- now I gotta go find a place to blow up."}, {"start": 5109.2, "end": 5110.799999999999, "text": " Isn't there a character called Bomber?"}, {"start": 5111.679999999999, "end": 5112.5599999999995, "text": " I thought so."}, {"start": 5113.44, "end": 5114.08, "text": " Not Bomber, but-"}, {"start": 5114.08, "end": 5115.36, "text": " That did no damage to me."}, {"start": 5116.08, "end": 5116.719999999999, "text": " Which one-"}, {"start": 5117.44, "end": 5120.96, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I just saw Bomber."}, {"start": 5125.5199999999995, "end": 5127.84, "text": " I'm so tired of these fucking tutorials!"}, {"start": 5128.08, "end": 5131.44, "text": " I think Della's invincible in the tutorial, she can't die."}, {"start": 5131.4400000000005, "end": 5136.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, this guy surely is gonna kill me, right?"}, {"start": 5136.4400000000005, "end": 5138.92, "text": " Was that an explosion though?"}, {"start": 5138.92, "end": 5140.64, "text": " Okay, I think I got it."}, {"start": 5140.64, "end": 5141.64, "text": " I think I got it."}, {"start": 5141.64, "end": 5147.200000000001, "text": " He exploded right in front of my face!"}, {"start": 5147.200000000001, "end": 5151.64, "text": " Wait, here we go, here we go, here we go!"}, {"start": 5151.64, "end": 5152.64, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 5152.64, "end": 5154.64, "text": " Yeah, that's a no."}, {"start": 5154.64, "end": 5160.76, "text": " That is, and a death to explosions by Grand 2 there."}, {"start": 5160.76, "end": 5163.76, "text": " My god, we were in that round for a long time."}, {"start": 5165.26, "end": 5168.76, "text": " Little big is not even at his desk, so we're going to have to wait a little bit."}, {"start": 5170.76, "end": 5172.76, "text": " Take yourself and immediately leave."}, {"start": 5172.76, "end": 5174.76, "text": " Yeah, everyone, you know, go be your leader."}, {"start": 5174.76, "end": 5175.76, "text": " Yeah, good break."}, {"start": 5175.76, "end": 5177.76, "text": " Do what you need to do."}, {"start": 5181.76, "end": 5183.76, "text": " Oh man, that was a round."}, {"start": 5183.76, "end": 5185.76, "text": " That was the heck of a round."}, {"start": 5185.76, "end": 5187.76, "text": " You know what, I needed those points, so I'm glad I got those points."}, {"start": 5187.76, "end": 5188.76, "text": " I needed them."}, {"start": 5188.76, "end": 5189.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5189.76, "end": 5199.4800000000005, "text": " Oh man, you know, what do I get strut of looking up bomb on the store and going free to play seem to work pretty well"}, {"start": 5199.4800000000005, "end": 5201.88, "text": " I think Matt did the same thing pretty much"}, {"start": 5205.0, "end": 5207.0, "text": " Needed more that"}, {"start": 5208.08, "end": 5210.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, we got the plane ad routine sure"}, {"start": 5210.4400000000005, "end": 5217.84, "text": " Can they buy or download new games in between rounds?"}, {"start": 5217.84, "end": 5219.080000000001, "text": " Not new games."}, {"start": 5219.080000000001, "end": 5222.52, "text": " But I have counted Mind Sweeper."}, {"start": 5222.52, "end": 5227.68, "text": " I would have probably counted Mind Sweeper."}, {"start": 5227.68, "end": 5231.360000000001, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 5231.360000000001, "end": 5233.84, "text": " They can download their own games."}, {"start": 5233.84, "end": 5236.84, "text": " They cannot get new games."}, {"start": 5236.84, "end": 5244.4400000000005, "text": " only took that long as devs don't want people to die in tutorials I mean it"}, {"start": 5244.4400000000005, "end": 5247.360000000001, "text": " would have still been pretty long if Bella was able to die in that tutorial"}, {"start": 5247.360000000001, "end": 5256.400000000001, "text": " what up y'all what up y'all what's up welcome back did they get the"}, {"start": 5256.400000000001, "end": 5262.08, "text": " explosion yes who got it and now some people are going to the bathroom and"}, {"start": 5262.08, "end": 5265.72, "text": " then we'll continue dude I went to the bathroom and I remembered I didn't have"}, {"start": 5265.72, "end": 5276.6, "text": " toilet paper did you poop yes no so what you don't ask like toots"}, {"start": 5278.4400000000005, "end": 5284.8, "text": " I'm back I also proved that this time I have TP so wait nice Joe he said she's"}, {"start": 5284.8, "end": 5290.04, "text": " at the Hollywood Bowl tonight oh shit"}, {"start": 5290.04, "end": 5293.64, "text": " I think you have a bidet, Ludwig."}, {"start": 5293.64, "end": 5298.04, "text": " Yeah, I have a bidet."}, {"start": 5298.04, "end": 5301.68, "text": " Alright. Why do you need toilet paper then?"}, {"start": 5301.68, "end": 5304.92, "text": " Della just left her desk as everyone got back."}, {"start": 5304.92, "end": 5307.44, "text": " It's cool what you're saying."}, {"start": 5307.44, "end": 5309.6, "text": " Actually, I just got a new bidet, actually."}, {"start": 5309.6, "end": 5311.16, "text": " Oh yeah? How is it?"}, {"start": 5311.16, "end": 5313.24, "text": " Oh, it's wonderful. It's the same one's old one."}, {"start": 5313.24, "end": 5317.04, "text": " I've been wanting to get one of those fancy Japanese toilets though, you know, like the"}, {"start": 5317.04, "end": 5318.04, "text": " really expensive ones."}, {"start": 5318.04, "end": 5319.64, "text": " Oh my gosh, they're so awesome."}, {"start": 5319.64, "end": 5325.6, "text": " Do you have a heart? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Is it like worth it more than just like like a really nice"}, {"start": 5326.12, "end": 5330.1, "text": " Strap on but I just I don't think they're called strap-ons. Definitely. I'll call the days"}, {"start": 5331.240000000001, "end": 5333.240000000001, "text": " No attachment. Yeah"}, {"start": 5336.400000000001, "end": 5343.280000000001, "text": " The water's heated. Yeah, yeah, I have a heated my seated. Oh, you have a heated strap on my attachment"}, {"start": 5343.280000000001, "end": 5348.88, "text": " Yeah, I think I have a heated strap on yeah, so it's just it's heated the seats heated and the water's heated as it's"}, {"start": 5348.88, "end": 5354.04, "text": " Yeah, I think it's still worth it, bro. I'll be honest. Okay, are they like opens for you and it like talk"}, {"start": 5354.04, "end": 5358.6, "text": " That's not the part that matters. It's a heated. The heated seat is a game changer"}, {"start": 5358.76, "end": 5361.86, "text": " We can get that without getting a whole toilet. You can just get the seat. I"}, {"start": 5362.4800000000005, "end": 5366.84, "text": " Have that yeah, doesn't it like clean itself to though and stuff like yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 5369.84, "end": 5376.4800000000005, "text": " Like when you've got like a like a beached whale in there, you know what I mean, and it just gets rid of all that instead of it just you know"}, {"start": 5376.4800000000005, "end": 5382.4800000000005, "text": " I want a fancy toilet that unclogs itself."}, {"start": 5382.4800000000005, "end": 5388.4800000000005, "text": " Well, no, you want a toilet that has so much power it can't get clogged like hotel toilets, you know?"}, {"start": 5388.4800000000005, "end": 5391.4800000000005, "text": " Is that how they work?"}, {"start": 5391.4800000000005, "end": 5394.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, have you ever clogged a hotel toilet? Think about it."}, {"start": 5394.4800000000005, "end": 5398.4800000000005, "text": " Uh, I guess not."}, {"start": 5398.4800000000005, "end": 5400.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, because they..."}, {"start": 5400.4800000000005, "end": 5404.4800000000005, "text": " Might definitely talk about poop. Guys, I'm trying to see Joe Hisaishi tonight."}, {"start": 5404.4800000000005, "end": 5410.860000000001, "text": " I'm trying to see him tonight. No questions asked. I'm trying to see him"}, {"start": 5416.92, "end": 5418.92, "text": " Wait, what do I get tickets?"}, {"start": 5418.92, "end": 5436.04, "text": " Do you not sell them second hand?"}, {"start": 5436.04, "end": 5440.96, "text": " Do I have to..."}, {"start": 5440.96, "end": 5445.88, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 5445.88, "end": 5448.12, "text": " Oh, my God, Joe."}, {"start": 5448.12, "end": 5449.88, "text": " There's like no tickets left."}, {"start": 5452.4, "end": 5453.72, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 5467.16, "end": 5470.32, "text": " There's another show Saturday, yeah, but it's not Ghibli."}, {"start": 5470.32, "end": 5471.16, "text": " Ghibli."}, {"start": 5472.16, "end": 5473.0, "text": " Ghibli."}, {"start": 5478.12, "end": 5480.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5489.36, "end": 5496.66, "text": " Fuck it fuck it we ball I copped I snap copped"}, {"start": 5508.12, "end": 5516.12, "text": " I don't want an update, I don't want an update, I don't want an update, I know Matt's winning,"}, {"start": 5516.12, "end": 5518.12, "text": " I know Matt's winning, I don't want to."}, {"start": 5518.12, "end": 5519.12, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 5519.12, "end": 5522.12, "text": " Can you just tell me am I in the top four?"}, {"start": 5522.12, "end": 5524.12, "text": " Yep, you're in the top four."}, {"start": 5524.12, "end": 5526.12, "text": " Nice dude, that's awesome."}, {"start": 5526.12, "end": 5530.12, "text": " Alright, is everyone ready for the next task?"}, {"start": 5530.12, "end": 5534.12, "text": " This one will be Zuffler, this one will be Nice and Quick."}, {"start": 5534.12, "end": 5549.12, "text": " This one was nice and quick, so the last game show I did, I uploaded it to YouTube and I had a certain task in the thumbnail, but that task was not actually in the game show, it's in this one instead, alright?"}, {"start": 5549.12, "end": 5557.12, "text": " So what I want you to do is, very simple, open a chest go."}, {"start": 5557.12, "end": 5565.44, "text": " Sb chest like this one's pretty lees"}, {"start": 5575.44, "end": 5583.36, "text": " Shirley cracking a CS2 case counts 1,000% cracking a CS2 case counts 1,000 thousand thousand thousand percent. Oh, why are you going so slow?"}, {"start": 5583.36, "end": 5587.32, "text": " Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 5589.48, "end": 5590.08, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 5590.08, "end": 5591.48, "text": " We're going to win one."}, {"start": 5591.48, "end": 5593.04, "text": " We're going to win one."}, {"start": 5599.08, "end": 5600.5199999999995, "text": " Brother, done."}, {"start": 5600.5199999999995, "end": 5601.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5601.4, "end": 5602.799999999999, "text": " You son of a bitch."}, {"start": 5602.799999999999, "end": 5604.0, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 5604.0, "end": 5605.2, "text": " Yo, all right, dirty."}, {"start": 5605.2, "end": 5606.16, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 5606.16, "end": 5607.639999999999, "text": " That's definitely what a good buy take."}, {"start": 5607.639999999999, "end": 5608.16, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5608.16, "end": 5609.679999999999, "text": " I mean, with a close second play."}, {"start": 5609.679999999999, "end": 5611.5599999999995, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 5611.56, "end": 5613.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5615.64, "end": 5619.6, "text": " Fucking losers, bro, why am I in this fucking game show bro?"}, {"start": 5620.56, "end": 5625.56, "text": " They completed like 15 fucking seconds. I don't even I didn't even open the fucking game"}, {"start": 5626.280000000001, "end": 5631.400000000001, "text": " I didn't open the fucking game, and I like that. I don't like how it looks for my infinity percent"}, {"start": 5631.400000000001, "end": 5633.400000000001, "text": " So I just all f2d so I get"}, {"start": 5636.92, "end": 5638.92, "text": " I thought about"}, {"start": 5641.56, "end": 5646.780000000001, "text": " way sounds so disappointed you know that because you guys are too fast what do"}, {"start": 5646.780000000001, "end": 5654.280000000001, "text": " you mean why did you do I change your mind because I just was like oh there's"}, {"start": 5654.280000000001, "end": 5669.4800000000005, "text": " no chest in this game but I forgot what sucks is like if I had a chest like"}, {"start": 5669.4800000000005, "end": 5674.540000000001, "text": " Floors higher I would have won you know, it's just like yeah, yeah that got pretty lucky"}, {"start": 5674.540000000001, "end": 5676.620000000001, "text": " It was like this I really did it in two out of chest"}, {"start": 5677.02, "end": 5680.580000000001, "text": " And what do you open the case and counter strike those those solid?"}, {"start": 5681.580000000001, "end": 5683.580000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5684.22, "end": 5690.4400000000005, "text": " You guys literally booted the game and open your chest before I booted up counter strike to I should have used I should have used my"}, {"start": 5693.42, "end": 5695.740000000001, "text": " All right, well let's go to a"}, {"start": 5695.74, "end": 5700.139999999999, "text": " This next one will be a little bit more complicated."}, {"start": 5700.139999999999, "end": 5707.38, "text": " So in the first episode I did of this game show, there was a bit of a controversial task."}, {"start": 5707.38, "end": 5711.099999999999, "text": " I had the contestants jump out of a plane and live."}, {"start": 5711.099999999999, "end": 5715.74, "text": " And a lot of people did it in cutscenes and stuff, like opening cutscenes to games, and"}, {"start": 5715.74, "end": 5717.179999999999, "text": " afterwards I kind of regretted that."}, {"start": 5717.179999999999, "end": 5720.34, "text": " So we're going to be changing it up a bit."}, {"start": 5720.34, "end": 5727.9400000000005, "text": " This time, I want you to jump out of a plane or, truly, any flying vehicle, uh, and die."}, {"start": 5727.9400000000005, "end": 5728.9400000000005, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 5728.9400000000005, "end": 5729.9400000000005, "text": " And die!"}, {"start": 5729.9400000000005, "end": 5734.9400000000005, "text": " Jump out of a plane and die from jumping out."}, {"start": 5734.9400000000005, "end": 5737.9400000000005, "text": " Whether that's hitting the ground or whatever."}, {"start": 5737.9400000000005, "end": 5738.9400000000005, "text": " Are they here?"}, {"start": 5738.9400000000005, "end": 5739.9400000000005, "text": " Are there lots?"}, {"start": 5739.9400000000005, "end": 5740.9400000000005, "text": " A lion vehicle?"}, {"start": 5740.9400000000005, "end": 5741.9400000000005, "text": " What are we talking about?"}, {"start": 5771.9400000000005, "end": 5778.9400000000005, "text": " like an adult flying, flying, flying machine, machine, like it can be anything that flies"}, {"start": 5778.9400000000005, "end": 5786.9400000000005, "text": " or like, uh, I would, I would allow most things that fly that are not alive."}, {"start": 5786.9400000000005, "end": 5787.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5787.9400000000005, "end": 5790.9400000000005, "text": " I saw what you were booting up."}, {"start": 5790.9400000000005, "end": 5791.9400000000005, "text": " I'll just tell you now."}, {"start": 5791.9400000000005, "end": 5792.9400000000005, "text": " What about gliding?"}, {"start": 5792.9400000000005, "end": 5795.9400000000005, "text": " Like, yeah, how much does it have to fly?"}, {"start": 5795.9400000000005, "end": 5797.9400000000005, "text": " I want it to be a flying device."}, {"start": 5797.9400000000005, "end": 5798.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5798.9400000000005, "end": 5801.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 5801.4400000000005, "end": 5803.620000000001, "text": " Just because playing is a bit strict."}, {"start": 5805.4400000000005, "end": 5806.4400000000005, "text": " I don't know where it is."}, {"start": 5806.4400000000005, "end": 5808.52, "text": " Do I get a shot points if it is a plan?"}, {"start": 5809.72, "end": 5810.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5810.56, "end": 5811.400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5814.400000000001, "end": 5818.160000000001, "text": " I'm genuinely perplexed at what I'm meant to do."}, {"start": 5819.84, "end": 5821.1, "text": " Oh God."}, {"start": 5821.1, "end": 5823.460000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, actually yes."}, {"start": 5826.56, "end": 5828.34, "text": " I don't have it downloaded."}, {"start": 5828.34, "end": 5829.34, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 5829.34, "end": 5834.34, "text": " Does this work even?"}, {"start": 5834.34, "end": 5835.34, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 5835.34, "end": 5838.34, "text": " What even has?"}, {"start": 5838.34, "end": 5841.34, "text": " Can I open two games at once if I do?"}, {"start": 5841.34, "end": 5842.34, "text": " I've been doing it."}, {"start": 5842.34, "end": 5843.34, "text": " What are we guys doing?"}, {"start": 5843.34, "end": 5847.34, "text": " I'm dead fucking last, brother."}, {"start": 5847.34, "end": 5848.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5848.34, "end": 5849.34, "text": " I'm just curious."}, {"start": 5849.34, "end": 5850.34, "text": " I'm just curious."}, {"start": 5850.34, "end": 5851.34, "text": " I just didn't know."}, {"start": 5851.34, "end": 5853.34, "text": " You have to die."}, {"start": 5853.34, "end": 5855.34, "text": " Like die, die."}, {"start": 5855.34, "end": 5857.34, "text": " Die, yeah."}, {"start": 5857.34, "end": 5859.9800000000005, "text": " OK, that was actually way quicker than I thought."}, {"start": 5859.9800000000005, "end": 5861.38, "text": " This could work."}, {"start": 5861.38, "end": 5865.02, "text": " This could low key work, but I'm worried because I don't know if you can actually jump out."}, {"start": 5867.66, "end": 5869.46, "text": " I don't know if you can jump out for sure."}, {"start": 5873.66, "end": 5879.06, "text": " So yes, with the sort of fresh file."}, {"start": 5879.06, "end": 5880.06, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 5880.06, "end": 5887.06, "text": " Oh my god, work."}, {"start": 5887.06, "end": 5896.06, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 5896.06, "end": 5907.06, "text": " Welcome to your first day on the job."}, {"start": 5907.06, "end": 5912.06, "text": " This is your very own autopilot ship, where you will eat and sleep for the duration of your car."}, {"start": 5912.06, "end": 5915.06, "text": " Did I not already get what I thought it is, but I don't know."}, {"start": 5915.06, "end": 5919.06, "text": " Yeah, actually, living the fall is definitely a document."}, {"start": 5920.06, "end": 5922.06, "text": " Oh, I don't have it."}, {"start": 5927.06, "end": 5929.06, "text": " You're fucking kidding me."}, {"start": 5931.06, "end": 5933.06, "text": " I jumped out through the lights."}, {"start": 5934.06, "end": 5936.06, "text": " You have to jump out."}, {"start": 5937.06, "end": 5939.06, "text": " I literally jumped out too late."}, {"start": 5939.06, "end": 5940.06, "text": " Pretty much."}, {"start": 5940.06, "end": 5942.06, "text": " Gonna take away too long."}, {"start": 5942.06, "end": 5944.06, "text": " Oh, that's a tough one."}, {"start": 5944.06, "end": 5945.06, "text": " This way, this way."}, {"start": 5945.06, "end": 5946.06, "text": " So to the left, so to the left."}, {"start": 5946.06, "end": 5949.06, "text": " Come on, I don't know."}, {"start": 5949.06, "end": 5952.06, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 5952.06, "end": 5957.06, "text": " Why did he drop like five feet?"}, {"start": 5957.06, "end": 5960.06, "text": " That's too... that would take too long."}, {"start": 5960.06, "end": 5961.06, "text": " What the f*** you..."}, {"start": 5961.06, "end": 5962.06, "text": " Oh my god, doesn't it auto-deploy?"}, {"start": 5962.06, "end": 5963.06, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5963.06, "end": 5966.06, "text": " PLEASE!"}, {"start": 5966.06, "end": 5968.06, "text": " No"}, {"start": 5969.580000000001, "end": 5975.740000000001, "text": " You have to you have to jump out isn't it really tough one see to die from fall damage or can you die from like mystery?"}, {"start": 5976.620000000001, "end": 5979.9400000000005, "text": " so if you were to say like"}, {"start": 5980.54, "end": 5984.38, "text": " Jump out of a helicopter and then hit the rotors and die. I would count that"}, {"start": 5985.18, "end": 5990.820000000001, "text": " Okay, but if you landed in there or hitting the ground if you much hit the landing and then die later"}, {"start": 5990.82, "end": 5992.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5994.0199999999995, "end": 5996.0199999999995, "text": " Tell me"}, {"start": 6001.9, "end": 6004.16, "text": " I don't even think I have any blood over these first"}, {"start": 6005.9, "end": 6007.9, "text": " Congratulations"}, {"start": 6015.78, "end": 6017.78, "text": " What if the vehicle itself crashes"}, {"start": 6017.78, "end": 6019.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6019.78, "end": 6022.219999999999, "text": " Know you got to be outside of it. I don't remember anything about this game"}, {"start": 6023.94, "end": 6025.94, "text": " We're probably in like first place after that"}, {"start": 6026.86, "end": 6028.86, "text": " Yeah, probably yeah"}, {"start": 6029.219999999999, "end": 6034.0199999999995, "text": " Who'd I go? Oh my god. That was so stressful for the people chat"}, {"start": 6034.66, "end": 6040.08, "text": " That's a plane. I specifically said any flying vehicle plane is just does it kind of be alive"}, {"start": 6040.9, "end": 6045.9, "text": " What why are they playing skyward store? I said that earlier. Is that is that skyward story?"}, {"start": 6045.900000000001, "end": 6047.900000000001, "text": " Gary said that's a poo, yeah."}, {"start": 6047.900000000001, "end": 6049.900000000001, "text": " Can I, well..."}, {"start": 6051.900000000001, "end": 6052.900000000001, "text": " I'll try again then."}, {"start": 6052.900000000001, "end": 6054.900000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I don't know."}, {"start": 6058.900000000001, "end": 6060.900000000001, "text": " Can they three-way tie for last?"}, {"start": 6063.900000000001, "end": 6064.900000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6065.900000000001, "end": 6066.900000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 6069.900000000001, "end": 6070.900000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6071.900000000001, "end": 6072.900000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 6075.900000000001, "end": 6079.580000000001, "text": " Is this... can I get out of this? I don't know, I think I can get out."}, {"start": 6079.580000000001, "end": 6082.14, "text": " I'm... I'm... I'm... cooked on this one."}, {"start": 6083.820000000001, "end": 6085.1, "text": " I can't think of anything."}, {"start": 6085.1, "end": 6087.26, "text": " I'm taking forever, you might still have time."}, {"start": 6087.26, "end": 6089.02, "text": " I just can't even think of anything."}, {"start": 6089.02, "end": 6092.3, "text": " Matt is also still gone. It's... there's three of you still gone."}, {"start": 6092.3, "end": 6095.580000000001, "text": " What is the new... is this my 100%?"}, {"start": 6095.580000000001, "end": 6096.3, "text": " Okay, I got it."}, {"start": 6097.500000000001, "end": 6101.1, "text": " Alright, lazy Batman! Use the same game as Ludwig."}, {"start": 6101.1, "end": 6102.780000000001, "text": " Okay, good. Alright, good."}, {"start": 6102.78, "end": 6108.78, "text": " getting second place here is this a game we all know what game was it yeah it was"}, {"start": 6108.78, "end": 6111.9, "text": " the game that you wanted to use and couldn't tell it because you already"}, {"start": 6111.9, "end": 6116.46, "text": " oh my god this is gonna take forever I'm wait if they take a while can they"}, {"start": 6116.46, "end": 6121.179999999999, "text": " look at last what's the deal that choice no one of them's gonna get to she to"}, {"start": 6121.179999999999, "end": 6127.219999999999, "text": " she yeah that was picking games with the longest"}, {"start": 6127.22, "end": 6129.46, "text": " intro is in no demand right now."}, {"start": 6130.7, "end": 6132.88, "text": " Wait, you're using the switch for this?"}, {"start": 6132.88, "end": 6135.14, "text": " I don't even... I can't think of anything."}, {"start": 6137.92, "end": 6139.92, "text": " I can give you little hints."}, {"start": 6143.0, "end": 6145.0, "text": " My Red Bull friend."}, {"start": 6151.0, "end": 6153.56, "text": " Let's just say make sure the fall..."}, {"start": 6154.42, "end": 6155.7, "text": " ...is lethal."}, {"start": 6155.7, "end": 6160.7, "text": " I'll give you a 5 gifted for that."}, {"start": 6160.7, "end": 6170.7, "text": " It would be very wise if you took the drop with a bit of company."}, {"start": 6170.7, "end": 6175.7, "text": " How would you even fall in out of it though?"}, {"start": 6175.7, "end": 6178.7, "text": " Ludwig's just screwed over Della here."}, {"start": 6178.7, "end": 6180.7, "text": " Like what are we doing?"}, {"start": 6180.7, "end": 6183.7, "text": " Wait, Della could also do the same thing, no?"}, {"start": 6183.7, "end": 6185.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6201.46, "end": 6206.94, "text": " Genuinely don't know if I could think of a second game where it's a work except for like GTA 6 and that takes so long"}, {"start": 6207.82, "end": 6209.82, "text": " Yeah, that's a good point"}, {"start": 6209.82, "end": 6211.82, "text": " I don't remember this one."}, {"start": 6211.82, "end": 6213.82, "text": " Oh my god. This shit is so slow."}, {"start": 6216.82, "end": 6218.82, "text": " What are you planning on flying in here?"}, {"start": 6218.82, "end": 6220.82, "text": " I'm also curious about that, Bella."}, {"start": 6220.82, "end": 6222.82, "text": " Yeah, yeah, where are you?"}, {"start": 6222.82, "end": 6224.82, "text": " The hats."}, {"start": 6224.82, "end": 6226.82, "text": " Yeah, the hats?"}, {"start": 6226.82, "end": 6228.82, "text": " I wouldn't count that."}, {"start": 6228.82, "end": 6229.82, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6229.82, "end": 6231.82, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 6231.82, "end": 6234.82, "text": " I also don't think you died from fall damage from Wing Cap, right?"}, {"start": 6234.82, "end": 6239.92, "text": " You do in Tower of the Weakout."}, {"start": 6239.92, "end": 6244.12, "text": " But that's just falling off the map, no?"}, {"start": 6244.12, "end": 6247.12, "text": " You still die from falling."}, {"start": 6247.12, "end": 6250.12, "text": " Sure, sure, sure."}, {"start": 6250.12, "end": 6253.12, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6253.12, "end": 6255.12, "text": " Okay, Poo got third."}, {"start": 6255.12, "end": 6256.12, "text": " Sorry, Della."}, {"start": 6256.12, "end": 6257.12, "text": " That's on me, Della."}, {"start": 6257.12, "end": 6258.12, "text": " That's on me."}, {"start": 6258.12, "end": 6259.12, "text": " I apologize."}, {"start": 6259.12, "end": 6260.12, "text": " I'll get you in the future."}, {"start": 6260.12, "end": 6261.12, "text": " I'll get you in the future."}, {"start": 6261.12, "end": 6262.12, "text": " Hey, listen."}, {"start": 6262.12, "end": 6263.12, "text": " That was a long-term play."}, {"start": 6263.12, "end": 6268.72, "text": " 20 years ago they were like, uh, we're gonna sign Ludwig and one day he's gonna help you get third place in a random combo."}, {"start": 6268.72, "end": 6269.42, "text": " This happens."}, {"start": 6269.42, "end": 6269.92, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 6269.92, "end": 6271.22, "text": " Yeah, it was in his contract."}, {"start": 6271.22, "end": 6272.32, "text": " Yeah, it was all part of the deal."}, {"start": 6272.32, "end": 6272.82, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 6272.82, "end": 6273.72, "text": " That was interesting."}, {"start": 6273.72, "end": 6275.42, "text": " That was a deliverable for me."}, {"start": 6275.42, "end": 6276.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6276.22, "end": 6283.42, "text": " Well, that was, uh, a bit rough, but luckily Deli, you didn't have to use your lifeline there, so you still have that in your back pocket."}, {"start": 6283.42, "end": 6283.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6283.92, "end": 6285.22, "text": " So it'll all be okay."}, {"start": 6285.22, "end": 6292.62, "text": " Um, for this next task though, earlier I had you guys, uh, drown in the water."}, {"start": 6292.62, "end": 6299.5, "text": " And this one, quite simply, I forgot, I need to, hold on, I need to get it ready on my stream."}, {"start": 6299.5, "end": 6304.38, "text": " All I want you to do is jump in lava, go."}, {"start": 6305.18, "end": 6306.3, "text": " Wait, so, and die?"}, {"start": 6307.0199999999995, "end": 6307.98, "text": " You don't have to die."}, {"start": 6307.98, "end": 6309.0199999999995, "text": " But you can die?"}, {"start": 6309.5, "end": 6311.58, "text": " You have to go into the lava, you can die it."}, {"start": 6317.42, "end": 6318.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6319.82, "end": 6322.22, "text": " Why am I waiting on this?"}, {"start": 6322.22, "end": 6326.46, "text": " You know, in the last shows I said that you could use the games that you downloaded,"}, {"start": 6326.46, "end": 6329.5, "text": " uh, just for free, but I didn't say that this time, so let me know what it's like."}, {"start": 6332.62, "end": 6333.66, "text": " The rules are constantly..."}, {"start": 6333.66, "end": 6334.16, "text": " Done!"}, {"start": 6334.16, "end": 6335.42, "text": " Wait, I, you have, you have, I'm done."}, {"start": 6336.860000000001, "end": 6339.66, "text": " Okay, let me guess first, play."}, {"start": 6342.06, "end": 6346.9400000000005, "text": " Uh, he may have downloaded the game earlier, but you jump in a lava very easily."}, {"start": 6348.3, "end": 6349.820000000001, "text": " The comeback is real!"}, {"start": 6349.82, "end": 6357.259999999999, "text": " I saw it earlier. I knew it could come in handy at some point. I didn't think I kind of forgot about it though"}, {"start": 6358.98, "end": 6366.38, "text": " I'm back Israel. Let me fucking nine. We get fucking first first first first"}, {"start": 6370.78, "end": 6372.86, "text": " The comeback is so real chat"}, {"start": 6372.860000000001, "end": 6384.540000000001, "text": " And I also couldn't use that game earlier because it didn't work. That's so electric, bro."}, {"start": 6397.1, "end": 6401.740000000001, "text": " Does mean we can get road to Empress. No, I'm still mad at those people from Nidhogg."}, {"start": 6402.860000000001, "end": 6407.14, "text": " By the way on the last video when I had open a chest in the thumbnail"}, {"start": 6407.14, "end": 6413.06, "text": " There was there was a fun comment that said like would would surgeon simulator count now"}, {"start": 6413.06, "end": 6417.540000000001, "text": " It's kind of done done done done done done done"}, {"start": 6418.660000000001, "end": 6424.780000000001, "text": " That that is lava huh? That's not like fire. That's lava. That is lava. That is lava. They call it lava"}, {"start": 6425.26, "end": 6427.26, "text": " Okay, cool. That's taking place to do that"}, {"start": 6427.26, "end": 6432.360000000001, "text": " that. Hold on. True. True. True. Let's do a backup task. Let's do a backup task."}, {"start": 6432.360000000001, "end": 6437.7, "text": " Red light. Red light. Let's just get in there. Della, are you about to? Della, this is a crazy"}, {"start": 6437.7, "end": 6446.08, "text": " play. No. Hey, what? No, no, no, no. Come on. Maybe you're like that. It's just. I don't"}, {"start": 6446.08, "end": 6451.62, "text": " keep on it. I thought maybe there was a way that I could just land on that. Oh, that one"}, {"start": 6451.62, "end": 6455.7, "text": " individual maybe yeah oh you're actually cooking yeah thank you"}, {"start": 6458.34, "end": 6459.7, "text": " i don't know if you're cooking anymore"}, {"start": 6461.78, "end": 6462.18, "text": " no way"}, {"start": 6464.82, "end": 6465.86, "text": " what is biome for"}, {"start": 6470.18, "end": 6474.98, "text": " this is i gotta do like a deep cut here like this is my streams are liking so much i'm still"}, {"start": 6474.98, "end": 6480.0199999999995, "text": " blind on notice activation when you're going up here i gotta i gotta do a deep cut like"}, {"start": 6481.62, "end": 6488.88, "text": " streaming and watching four streams at once there's no fucking way well you"}, {"start": 6488.88, "end": 6495.86, "text": " actually did it you actually did it that's crazy that's such an awesome pole"}, {"start": 6495.86, "end": 6501.86, "text": " she hasn't done it yet he's still up yeah I'm still going it was jumping lava"}, {"start": 6501.86, "end": 6508.98, "text": " just basically touch lava oh my god you might not make it"}, {"start": 6508.9800000000005, "end": 6510.9800000000005, "text": " No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm fine."}, {"start": 6511.740000000001, "end": 6514.540000000001, "text": " That is hot on your tail low key. This is all"}, {"start": 6521.500000000001, "end": 6529.42, "text": " Third place in the lava. Yeah, you cooked you actually cooked Matt for the first time not getting first or second"}, {"start": 6531.02, "end": 6533.02, "text": " Wait, that's the first time"}, {"start": 6533.780000000001, "end": 6536.06, "text": " Oh, we got to put you down like a dog"}, {"start": 6536.06, "end": 6539.06, "text": " We got to start going against Matt."}, {"start": 6539.06, "end": 6543.06, "text": " I was out of games."}, {"start": 6543.06, "end": 6545.06, "text": " Can we team up to go against Matt?"}, {"start": 6545.06, "end": 6547.06, "text": " Yeah, it's your three points combined, there's him."}, {"start": 6547.06, "end": 6549.06, "text": " It's really impossible for him to win."}, {"start": 6549.06, "end": 6550.06, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6550.06, "end": 6552.06, "text": " Alright, well that was a nice and quick one."}, {"start": 6552.06, "end": 6553.06, "text": " We needed that."}, {"start": 6553.06, "end": 6554.06, "text": " We definitely needed that."}, {"start": 6554.06, "end": 6558.06, "text": " Because we're running pretty well."}, {"start": 6558.06, "end": 6562.06, "text": " We are halfway done now."}, {"start": 6562.06, "end": 6565.06, "text": " We are halfway done."}, {"start": 6565.06, "end": 6571.42, "text": " We laughed about that's good time. No, it never gets that. Anyways, I did not know you could do that. No, that was"}, {"start": 6575.46, "end": 6580.38, "text": " An open peak and I went to the little kiosk and I did not know that you could"}, {"start": 6581.3, "end": 6584.22, "text": " Specifically select each one. Wow"}, {"start": 6584.22, "end": 6589.740000000001, "text": " Wow, that's a lot of biome, but I just took the fourth biome and it worked so yeah"}, {"start": 6589.740000000001, "end": 6593.18, "text": " I was out of ideas. I read Crash Bandicoot warms and I was like, I know"}, {"start": 6595.06, "end": 6602.06, "text": " Alright, well, for this next task, this is one that we did on the first game show."}, {"start": 6602.06, "end": 6605.06, "text": " Dude, don't text me some creamer games in my chat."}, {"start": 6605.06, "end": 6608.06, "text": " I really liked how it went, so I decided to bring it back."}, {"start": 6608.06, "end": 6613.06, "text": " All I want you to do is win an online game."}, {"start": 6613.06, "end": 6614.06, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 6614.06, "end": 6616.06, "text": " Against real people."}, {"start": 6625.06, "end": 6630.06, "text": " I'm using my one time. I'm using my one time. Oh"}, {"start": 6631.4800000000005, "end": 6636.6, "text": " Dealer I'm using my one time. Did you not just boots up? Are you beating up something else? I'm using my one time right now"}, {"start": 6637.900000000001, "end": 6642.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, oh my god. Oh my god. I am also you can also gonna use my one time"}, {"start": 6643.34, "end": 6647.34, "text": " Well, you guys don't play considerate. What what what's going on? What are you guys opening? Wait?"}, {"start": 6655.06, "end": 6662.06, "text": " I don't know if I have any on my games."}, {"start": 6662.06, "end": 6671.06, "text": " It's kind of loud."}, {"start": 6671.06, "end": 6674.06, "text": " Fuck I lost."}, {"start": 6674.06, "end": 6677.06, "text": " That guy was so fast."}, {"start": 6677.06, "end": 6679.06, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 6679.06, "end": 6681.06, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 6681.06, "end": 6683.3, "text": " Guys, I'm not doing the challenge anymore. I'm just gonna have fun."}, {"start": 6684.3, "end": 6685.1, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 6685.1, "end": 6687.26, "text": " This game's really fun. I'm gonna have fun, actually."}, {"start": 6687.26, "end": 6688.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6689.580000000001, "end": 6690.780000000001, "text": " I hope I get a match."}, {"start": 6692.740000000001, "end": 6697.54, "text": " I... don't even know what to do..."}, {"start": 6697.54, "end": 6698.5, "text": " Here..."}, {"start": 6698.5, "end": 6699.3, "text": " I can..."}, {"start": 6699.3, "end": 6701.620000000001, "text": " Dude, what is this fucking prog? Kill me!"}, {"start": 6702.580000000001, "end": 6703.22, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 6709.54, "end": 6710.660000000001, "text": " I'll die! Fuck!"}, {"start": 6711.06, "end": 6739.26, "text": " I don't have anything, I don't work here, this is going to take forever to open."}, {"start": 6739.26, "end": 6740.46, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 6740.46, "end": 6741.4400000000005, "text": " First, first, first, first."}, {"start": 6741.4400000000005, "end": 6744.38, "text": " Alright, that first place for Ludwig and he used his lifeline."}, {"start": 6744.8, "end": 6746.400000000001, "text": " Ludwig got denied!"}, {"start": 6746.64, "end": 6747.26, "text": " Fight me!"}, {"start": 6747.96, "end": 6748.780000000001, "text": " Haha!"}, {"start": 6750.66, "end": 6752.0, "text": " Oh my god, that's three firsts in a row."}, {"start": 6752.0, "end": 6753.0, "text": " I'm going crazy."}, {"start": 6754.02, "end": 6754.96, "text": " That is, you are\u2014"}, {"start": 6754.96, "end": 6755.46, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 6755.46, "end": 6756.820000000001, "text": " What? I won, I won!"}, {"start": 6757.280000000001, "end": 6757.9400000000005, "text": " Ain't no way."}, {"start": 6759.4400000000005, "end": 6759.92, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 6760.38, "end": 6761.12, "text": " Dude, I don't even\u2014"}, {"start": 6761.12, "end": 6763.66, "text": " I don't even think I had one that I could get into."}, {"start": 6763.88, "end": 6766.1, "text": " I'm looking\u2014 hold on, I've got a lot of delay on you."}, {"start": 6766.1, "end": 6766.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6766.6, "end": 6771.6, "text": " Oh yeah, I have a hella delay on me, you sure he's lagging for me, alright says you have one, alright."}, {"start": 6771.6, "end": 6772.6, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 6772.6, "end": 6780.6, "text": " Hello Wings, the tides are turning right now in the game show."}, {"start": 6780.6, "end": 6784.6, "text": " All the people who left in the seventh inning, they're regretting it."}, {"start": 6784.6, "end": 6785.6, "text": " Huber, what you doing right now?"}, {"start": 6785.6, "end": 6788.6, "text": " I'm doing nothing right now, I don't have one."}, {"start": 6788.6, "end": 6789.6, "text": " How do you use it one time?"}, {"start": 6789.6, "end": 6790.6, "text": " Use it one time."}, {"start": 6790.6, "end": 6794.6, "text": " No, it's already, everybody else already got one, right?"}, {"start": 6794.6, "end": 6797.400000000001, "text": " I'm saying you use your one time and you can easily do it on my game"}, {"start": 6798.84, "end": 6804.08, "text": " You'd be going for third though. No, you're going for third. Oh, there's still there's still time Matt has not"}, {"start": 6806.08, "end": 6808.08, "text": " Played again"}, {"start": 6808.200000000001, "end": 6812.92, "text": " This is not a bot. It's a real person. Okay. Well, you were in training mode before I was sure"}, {"start": 6812.92, "end": 6815.96, "text": " Yeah, I was waiting for someone someone denied the match. They don't want to fight me. I'm pissed"}, {"start": 6817.92, "end": 6822.4800000000005, "text": " He's got a weird you have to win a best of five is that right? Oh, I just have to win my match. No"}, {"start": 6822.4800000000005, "end": 6825.4800000000005, "text": " Well, yeah, but you have to win three rounds, right?"}, {"start": 6825.4800000000005, "end": 6827.4800000000005, "text": " Chad, I'm gonna need one of y'all to join."}, {"start": 6827.4800000000005, "end": 6829.4800000000005, "text": " You said win on match, not win on set."}, {"start": 6829.4800000000005, "end": 6833.4800000000005, "text": " No, but you just beat him once, right? You have to beat him two more times?"}, {"start": 6833.4800000000005, "end": 6837.4800000000005, "text": " No, I haven't fought him at all. This is my first round against him."}, {"start": 6837.4800000000005, "end": 6840.4800000000005, "text": " And I am not joking."}, {"start": 6843.4800000000005, "end": 6846.4800000000005, "text": " Nobody, somebody play this."}, {"start": 6846.4800000000005, "end": 6851.4800000000005, "text": " What if lunch people get online and play Nidhogg again? What if lunch people play Nidhogg?"}, {"start": 6851.4800000000005, "end": 6854.14, "text": " Trust me, bro. You don't want them."}, {"start": 6854.64, "end": 6855.9400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna wreck them now."}, {"start": 6855.9400000000005, "end": 6858.780000000001, "text": " Oh dude, why are you just moving that street better? You just like, forward?"}, {"start": 6858.780000000001, "end": 6861.34, "text": " Ludwig, put on the nit hog right now."}, {"start": 6862.84, "end": 6864.120000000001, "text": " It's actually not a bad idea."}, {"start": 6864.120000000001, "end": 6866.120000000001, "text": " I can't play when you guys are in call."}, {"start": 6866.120000000001, "end": 6867.620000000001, "text": " Guys, guys, stop fucking."}, {"start": 6867.620000000001, "end": 6869.9400000000005, "text": " We need to go against Matt."}, {"start": 6869.9400000000005, "end": 6871.4400000000005, "text": " Like, we need to go against Matt."}, {"start": 6871.4400000000005, "end": 6873.240000000001, "text": " I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm searching for players."}, {"start": 6873.240000000001, "end": 6875.740000000001, "text": " That's gotta get disastery, because we're distracting him."}, {"start": 6876.240000000001, "end": 6879.240000000001, "text": " I'll hop on nit hog. Give me a second. I just have to finish my street for the game."}, {"start": 6879.24, "end": 6885.639999999999, "text": " online online online wait this guy can't break those oh wait no i had it"}, {"start": 6885.639999999999, "end": 6891.48, "text": " just for fun why are we colluding what is this i don't think it's colluding i think"}, {"start": 6891.48, "end": 6895.08, "text": " she just wants to play that no no no no no no i'm gonna win i'm just gonna play that"}, {"start": 6895.08, "end": 6901.0, "text": " i need one more round yeah go no run that way run this with oh my god i love whoever you are"}, {"start": 6901.0, "end": 6903.0, "text": " Wait, why did that not work?"}, {"start": 6903.0, "end": 6905.0, "text": " Oh yeah, I need to kill you."}, {"start": 6910.0, "end": 6912.0, "text": " Wait, I actually am logging, I'd be too keen to see the time to do anything."}, {"start": 6912.0, "end": 6915.0, "text": " Wait, who actually just got someone who's thrown the game for him?"}, {"start": 6915.0, "end": 6917.0, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 6917.0, "end": 6919.0, "text": " Oh no, he's not."}, {"start": 6919.0, "end": 6921.0, "text": " I'm just confused."}, {"start": 6921.0, "end": 6924.0, "text": " It seems like this guy was giving who the win, but..."}, {"start": 6925.0, "end": 6926.0, "text": " Done!"}, {"start": 6926.0, "end": 6927.0, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6927.0, "end": 6928.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6928.0, "end": 6929.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6929.0, "end": 6934.0, "text": " 2 seconds away from the edge."}, {"start": 6934.0, "end": 6939.0, "text": " Alright, Matt clutch it out there."}, {"start": 6939.0, "end": 6944.0, "text": " Let me just give me one second."}, {"start": 6944.0, "end": 6946.0, "text": " Do I still have Nidhogg then, right?"}, {"start": 6946.0, "end": 6948.0, "text": " You saw it, you didn't win for it."}, {"start": 6948.0, "end": 6950.0, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 6950.0, "end": 6951.0, "text": " Alright, if you see a last."}, {"start": 6951.0, "end": 6956.0, "text": " I'm having an epic choke right now."}, {"start": 6956.0, "end": 6958.0, "text": " It's going downhill."}, {"start": 6963.0, "end": 6966.0, "text": " I did not have enough online games there, Jeff."}, {"start": 6986.0, "end": 7012.76, "text": " Okay, I've added up all the scores, I won't tell you what they are, but it's pretty close"}, {"start": 7012.76, "end": 7013.76, "text": " here."}, {"start": 7013.76, "end": 7014.76, "text": " It's pretty close."}, {"start": 7014.76, "end": 7022.72, "text": " really? The winner has not even been close to deciding yet. Anyone, I think anyone could"}, {"start": 7022.72, "end": 7027.08, "text": " win. But I'd say three of you can definitely still win."}, {"start": 7027.08, "end": 7030.56, "text": " I won't say."}, {"start": 7030.56, "end": 7035.04, "text": " Alright, so, well, I'll wait for Ludwig's, but please."}, {"start": 7035.04, "end": 7037.64, "text": " I'm done, I'm done, I lost my test match, my apologies."}, {"start": 7037.64, "end": 7043.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, that's okay. So, we've got another gimmick around here, okay?"}, {"start": 7043.4800000000005, "end": 7048.1, "text": " and now this one i also stole from my first"}, {"start": 7048.1, "end": 7049.56, "text": " edition of this game show"}, {"start": 7049.56, "end": 7051.280000000001, "text": " google and google and google and"}, {"start": 7051.280000000001, "end": 7054.88, "text": " uh... well you can hear it in about five seconds so"}, {"start": 7054.88, "end": 7056.200000000001, "text": " he was"}, {"start": 7056.200000000001, "end": 7057.9800000000005, "text": " what i what i want you to do"}, {"start": 7057.9800000000005, "end": 7059.040000000001, "text": " is right you've"}, {"start": 7059.040000000001, "end": 7060.780000000001, "text": " you've ten minutes okay"}, {"start": 7060.780000000001, "end": 7062.52, "text": " okay next"}, {"start": 7062.52, "end": 7064.4400000000005, "text": " to create"}, {"start": 7064.4400000000005, "end": 7065.9400000000005, "text": " a character"}, {"start": 7065.9400000000005, "end": 7068.64, "text": " in a video game and"}, {"start": 7068.64, "end": 7071.400000000001, "text": " the one that i think is the funniest"}, {"start": 7071.400000000001, "end": 7073.9800000000005, "text": " win so this one's all opinion"}, {"start": 7073.9800000000005, "end": 7075.160000000001, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 7075.160000000001, "end": 7077.160000000001, "text": " i'm gonna close all your streams and at"}, {"start": 7077.160000000001, "end": 7078.56, "text": " the end of ten minutes"}, {"start": 7078.56, "end": 7081.22, "text": " just be ready to reveal it to me"}, {"start": 7081.22, "end": 7083.200000000001, "text": " and i'll go through one by one"}, {"start": 7083.200000000001, "end": 7084.68, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 7084.68, "end": 7085.72, "text": " go"}, {"start": 7085.72, "end": 7087.360000000001, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 7087.360000000001, "end": 7091.040000000001, "text": " i said go and i didn't start a timer"}, {"start": 7091.040000000001, "end": 7091.72, "text": " right"}, {"start": 7091.72, "end": 7095.080000000001, "text": " i think i had ten minutes in and i can't say no questions asked this should be"}, {"start": 7095.080000000001, "end": 7098.56, "text": " for that out of the ring a hundred thousand percent i'm gonna i'm just gonna"}, {"start": 7098.56, "end": 7101.240000000001, "text": " meet up and you guys uh..."}, {"start": 7101.24, "end": 7102.24, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 7104.58, "end": 7106.08, "text": " 100% a boot of Elden Ring."}, {"start": 7109.28, "end": 7111.62, "text": " Because they have a pretty awesome character customization."}, {"start": 7120.0599999999995, "end": 7121.0599999999995, "text": " What the hell game?"}, {"start": 7131.24, "end": 7152.599999999999, "text": " A male body is inherently funnier than a woman's body."}, {"start": 7152.6, "end": 7173.64, "text": " An older body is funnier than a younger body?"}, {"start": 7173.64, "end": 7175.84, "text": " I can't make the color custom."}, {"start": 7175.84, "end": 7192.72, "text": " I don't have to do the presets, there we go."}, {"start": 7192.72, "end": 7199.72, "text": " Oh, my whole computer froze."}, {"start": 7199.72, "end": 7208.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7208.72, "end": 7215.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7215.72, "end": 7222.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7238.72, "end": 7245.72, "text": " Okay, we're getting there."}, {"start": 7245.72, "end": 7255.72, "text": " I am using my lifeline."}, {"start": 7255.72, "end": 7258.72, "text": " Oh wow, okay."}, {"start": 7258.72, "end": 7259.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7259.72, "end": 7262.72, "text": " You have seven minutes, by the way."}, {"start": 7262.72, "end": 7265.72, "text": " I feel like something derivatives like if I made Squidward would be worse."}, {"start": 7265.72, "end": 7266.72, "text": " Okay, wait, CJ question."}, {"start": 7266.72, "end": 7271.72, "text": " I'll just do this, or do I have to start a new save file?"}, {"start": 7271.72, "end": 7272.72, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7272.72, "end": 7274.72, "text": " Am I supposed to be looking at your stream?"}, {"start": 7274.72, "end": 7275.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7275.72, "end": 7276.72, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 7276.72, "end": 7277.72, "text": " Yeah, well, yeah."}, {"start": 7277.72, "end": 7278.72, "text": " Well, no, don't."}, {"start": 7278.72, "end": 7283.72, "text": " If you started from a new save file, you'd be fine, all right?"}, {"start": 7283.72, "end": 7286.72, "text": " Like, you would be the same thing?"}, {"start": 7286.72, "end": 7289.72, "text": " I would have to delete this island."}, {"start": 7289.72, "end": 7293.72, "text": " You don't know, but I'm saying if you were to have started from a new save file, nothing would have changed."}, {"start": 7293.72, "end": 7295.72, "text": " You would just make it here in the first place."}, {"start": 7295.72, "end": 7310.12, "text": " fine okay okay just really exaggerative here he does look kind of sad he looks so sad"}, {"start": 7312.76, "end": 7317.08, "text": " he looks so sad bro why does he look so sad"}, {"start": 7355.72, "end": 7380.72, "text": " Okay, uh, it's clavicular in, uh, 30 years."}, {"start": 7380.72, "end": 7390.72, "text": " 5 minute warning, you're not looking at me."}, {"start": 7390.72, "end": 7399.92, "text": " Dude, he looks like a Chad."}, {"start": 7399.92, "end": 7400.92, "text": " 5 minute warning, you're not looking at me."}, {"start": 7400.92, "end": 7402.92, "text": " He looks like an actual Chad, bro."}, {"start": 7413.16, "end": 7414.92, "text": " Dude, he looks like such a Chad."}, {"start": 7417.92, "end": 7421.92, "text": " But I like lock in a character, then go explore another one."}, {"start": 7422.32, "end": 7422.92, "text": " Yeah, it's fine."}, {"start": 7422.92, "end": 7423.92, "text": " You can take a screenshot or something."}, {"start": 7424.52, "end": 7425.72, "text": " Yeah, is it OK?"}, {"start": 7430.92, "end": 7435.92, "text": " Oh my god, he's such a Chad."}, {"start": 7435.92, "end": 7443.04, "text": " He's such a Chad, bro."}, {"start": 7443.04, "end": 7456.04, "text": " He's such a Chad, it's crazy."}, {"start": 7456.04, "end": 7463.04, "text": " Relax, I'll handle it."}, {"start": 7486.04, "end": 7498.1, "text": " Ooh, the mustache is kind of good, no?"}, {"start": 7498.1, "end": 7509.1, "text": " I feel like I can't make him green, though."}, {"start": 7509.1, "end": 7535.5, "text": " I feel like it's better when he's not green and I make him clavicular 2040."}, {"start": 7535.5, "end": 7558.98, "text": " You have two and a half minutes left."}, {"start": 7558.9800000000005, "end": 7588.320000000001, "text": " Okay Professor."}, {"start": 7588.32, "end": 7590.32, "text": " I don't know what hair is the funniest."}, {"start": 7600.32, "end": 7602.32, "text": " I don't know what hair is the funniest."}, {"start": 7618.32, "end": 7625.32, "text": " That's kind of fire."}, {"start": 7648.32, "end": 7655.32, "text": " 35 seconds. Get your guys ready."}, {"start": 7678.32, "end": 7686.32, "text": " Okay, I got it. I think I'm good. Time's up."}, {"start": 7686.32, "end": 7695.32, "text": " Three, two, one. Pencil's up."}, {"start": 7695.32, "end": 7700.32, "text": " Everyone, get your presentations ready."}, {"start": 7700.32, "end": 7703.32, "text": " Ready? Okay."}, {"start": 7703.32, "end": 7706.32, "text": " Is everyone done? Yeah."}, {"start": 7706.32, "end": 7712.5599999999995, "text": " Yeah, I'm only hearing from to the I'm ready. I'm already sorry. Yeah, I just needed 10 more seconds"}, {"start": 7713.16, "end": 7718.4, "text": " I'm not working up all this"}, {"start": 7719.2, "end": 7725.24, "text": " Yeah, my computer at least for my PC. I just won't let them know that's crazy. I am ready for my reveal"}, {"start": 7726.0, "end": 7730.5599999999995, "text": " I'll be going in order. I'm gonna be starting with I've Matt's stream here. Are you ready?"}, {"start": 7731.08, "end": 7735.5599999999995, "text": " All right, I've I wanted to make SpongeBob, but instead I made SpongeBob chud pants"}, {"start": 7735.56, "end": 7737.360000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, can I pull up the stream?"}, {"start": 7737.360000000001, "end": 7738.360000000001, "text": " You can pull up the stream."}, {"start": 7738.360000000001, "end": 7739.360000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7739.360000000001, "end": 7746.0, "text": " He got fired from the Krusty Krab and he decided to start working out, but it's not really"}, {"start": 7746.0, "end": 7748.64, "text": " f***ing him, and he grew out his beard."}, {"start": 7748.64, "end": 7750.160000000001, "text": " He's got crazy traps."}, {"start": 7750.160000000001, "end": 7754.200000000001, "text": " Yeah, I mean, like, he's built, but like, deep down inside, he's just like, he's not"}, {"start": 7754.200000000001, "end": 7755.200000000001, "text": " feeling it, you know?"}, {"start": 7755.200000000001, "end": 7756.200000000001, "text": " He's not feeling yellow."}, {"start": 7756.200000000001, "end": 7761.0, "text": " Yeah, I mean, he's about as, I don't know, maybe he stopped eating, right?"}, {"start": 7761.0, "end": 7762.0, "text": " You couldn't make him more yellow?"}, {"start": 7762.0, "end": 7763.0, "text": " I feel like-"}, {"start": 7763.0, "end": 7764.0, "text": " I couldn't try."}, {"start": 7764.0, "end": 7765.0, "text": " I mean, I try-"}, {"start": 7765.0, "end": 7771.12, "text": " I tried so I at least gave him the yellow beard cuz he grew it out cuz he stopped shaving that looks pretty green"}, {"start": 7771.12, "end": 7774.92, "text": " I can't lie. Yeah, well, that's what yellow was in the character creators"}, {"start": 7776.48, "end": 7782.12, "text": " That's the most character creator issue. That's not my issue. All right. All right. All right. Let's let's beat him for sure"}, {"start": 7782.12, "end": 7784.54, "text": " We beat him for sure and pull it up who's stream now"}, {"start": 7784.88, "end": 7788.12, "text": " We beat him for sure. We beat him for sure. What does he have a name?"}, {"start": 7788.12, "end": 7790.12, "text": " Biggers"}, {"start": 7790.68, "end": 7796.46, "text": " Fuck yeah, I mean, he's just like he also has a ball 90s boy band member with the bull cut right here"}, {"start": 7796.46, "end": 7800.0599999999995, "text": " I like the hair sweet the sweet sweet facial hair, right?"}, {"start": 7800.599999999999, "end": 7804.58, "text": " And the eye yeah, yeah the mutton chops into the eye patch"}, {"start": 7804.58, "end": 7810.0199999999995, "text": " Wait, they typically had eye patches in the 90s boy bands 90s boy bands. Yeah, cuz you have the bad boy, right?"}, {"start": 7810.0199999999995, "end": 7811.62, "text": " You got the good guy"}, {"start": 7811.62, "end": 7816.5, "text": " The sweet guy and then the bad boy, you know, you needed all those different things. So this is this is him"}, {"start": 7816.5, "end": 7819.5, "text": " But this can't change it, it'll be 26, right?"}, {"start": 7819.5, "end": 7820.5, "text": " Years of drugs."}, {"start": 7820.5, "end": 7822.5, "text": " Are you able to zoom in on his face?"}, {"start": 7822.5, "end": 7823.5, "text": " I want to see his face."}, {"start": 7823.5, "end": 7825.5, "text": " Yo, do you want to zoom in on the face?"}, {"start": 7825.5, "end": 7827.5, "text": " Okay, wait, wait, wait, can I zoom in on the face?"}, {"start": 7827.5, "end": 7829.5, "text": " Just go to any of his face and I should zoom in."}, {"start": 7829.5, "end": 7832.5, "text": " Hold on, it seems to want to zoom in on his crotch."}, {"start": 7832.5, "end": 7834.5, "text": " Sorry, sorry, again."}, {"start": 7834.5, "end": 7835.5, "text": " Sorry, I apologize."}, {"start": 7835.5, "end": 7836.5, "text": " I apologize."}, {"start": 7836.5, "end": 7837.5, "text": " Okay, sorry."}, {"start": 7837.5, "end": 7839.5, "text": " Just alter face and hair."}, {"start": 7839.5, "end": 7845.5, "text": " Oh, okay, that makes, yeah, I like what you're, that makes a lot more sense."}, {"start": 7845.5, "end": 7850.22, "text": " face and hair. Yes, if you get here, you can use to see he got a face tattoo at some point,"}, {"start": 7850.22, "end": 7856.3, "text": " and then I've got some covering up. Also, he has a good overbite here. Sorry, you can see he's"}, {"start": 7856.3, "end": 7861.82, "text": " got, oh wait, wait, right there. He's got a good overbite. He didn't get a lot of his gentle work"}, {"start": 7861.82, "end": 7866.54, "text": " done. Yeah, well, you know what? Stop looking at his junk, okay? Eyes up here, all right? I am"}, {"start": 7866.54, "end": 7872.14, "text": " on it. I am my one eye. I am my one eye, all right? Yeah, I am my one eye right now."}, {"start": 7872.14, "end": 7875.1, "text": " All right, all right, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 7875.1, "end": 7875.700000000001, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 7875.700000000001, "end": 7878.34, "text": " All right, Della, I'm going to pull up your show now."}, {"start": 7878.34, "end": 7880.860000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 7880.860000000001, "end": 7881.58, "text": " Oh, hold on."}, {"start": 7881.58, "end": 7883.02, "text": " I think my computer's frozen."}, {"start": 7883.02, "end": 7885.5, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 7885.5, "end": 7886.740000000001, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 7886.740000000001, "end": 7888.5, "text": " My Google Chrome is frozen."}, {"start": 7888.5, "end": 7889.3, "text": " I'm ready and excited."}, {"start": 7889.3, "end": 7889.900000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 7889.900000000001, "end": 7890.54, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 7890.54, "end": 7890.9800000000005, "text": " I'm looking."}, {"start": 7890.9800000000005, "end": 7892.06, "text": " So you use your live stream."}, {"start": 7892.06, "end": 7893.5, "text": " I almost tomodachi'd."}, {"start": 7893.5, "end": 7894.3, "text": " I almost tomodachi'd."}, {"start": 7894.3, "end": 7896.660000000001, "text": " I did use my live stream."}, {"start": 7896.660000000001, "end": 7898.46, "text": " And I didn't get to get to this personality,"}, {"start": 7898.46, "end": 7899.5, "text": " but I think you'll get the gs."}, {"start": 7899.5, "end": 7900.700000000001, "text": " Let me turn up the volume here."}, {"start": 7900.7, "end": 7904.7, "text": " Make sure you turn up the volume on my stream, because his voice is very important, okay?"}, {"start": 7904.7, "end": 7906.7, "text": " I hope that was a straight shirt."}, {"start": 7906.7, "end": 7908.7, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 7908.7, "end": 7912.7, "text": " I have crazy delay, so it will be a while before I hear it."}, {"start": 7912.7, "end": 7914.7, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 7914.7, "end": 7924.7, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 7924.7, "end": 7928.7, "text": " That's pretty good. I do like how purple that is."}, {"start": 7928.7, "end": 7929.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7929.7, "end": 7930.7, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 7930.7, "end": 7933.7, "text": " So his name is Purple Guy."}, {"start": 7933.7, "end": 7935.7, "text": " Yeah, sorry, I'll show you."}, {"start": 7935.7, "end": 7939.7, "text": " Yeah, you can see on the top left there, his name is Purple Guy."}, {"start": 7939.7, "end": 7940.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7940.7, "end": 7941.7, "text": " All right, I like that."}, {"start": 7941.7, "end": 7942.7, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 7942.7, "end": 7943.7, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 7943.7, "end": 7945.7, "text": " I'm going to get there to see who the most creative of all of us are."}, {"start": 7945.7, "end": 7948.7, "text": " So like, I'm going to give that a pretty solid."}, {"start": 7948.7, "end": 7949.7, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7949.7, "end": 7952.7, "text": " And Ludwig, I'm going to pull up your shirt now."}, {"start": 7952.7, "end": 7955.82, "text": " Oh, yeah. Sorry. Let me, um, let me."}, {"start": 7958.58, "end": 7961.099999999999, "text": " Oh, let me boot it up. All right."}, {"start": 7961.82, "end": 7964.0199999999995, "text": " Got a crazy delay on all these streams."}, {"start": 7964.0199999999995, "end": 7966.179999999999, "text": " Let me know when you got it booted up here, brother."}, {"start": 7966.179999999999, "end": 7968.38, "text": " Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead."}, {"start": 7968.38, "end": 7971.46, "text": " Do you know the social influencer known as Clavicular?"}, {"start": 7972.139999999999, "end": 7973.62, "text": " I do. I'm familiar. Yeah."}, {"start": 7973.62, "end": 7976.9, "text": " I want to take you to 2067."}, {"start": 7976.9, "end": 7981.26, "text": " OK, this is 41 years later."}, {"start": 7982.7, "end": 7992.38, "text": " Clavicular has spent at this point 60 years of his life looks maxing. I introduce you"}, {"start": 7992.38, "end": 7995.78, "text": " Clavicular 2067."}, {"start": 7995.78, "end": 8004.86, "text": " Oh, I like the latches that are on flea."}, {"start": 8004.86, "end": 8005.86, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 8005.86, "end": 8007.82, "text": " You think Clavicular is rocking this mustache?"}, {"start": 8007.82, "end": 8012.26, "text": " I think he's face-matched. I think he went for a Tom Selleck style mustache 1000%. No"}, {"start": 8012.26, "end": 8017.46, "text": " No question. Yeah, no, that's just a hair copy of my haircut. Yeah, similar haircut."}, {"start": 8017.780000000001, "end": 8021.38, "text": " Yes, similar haircut, but more realistic hair tone."}, {"start": 8022.06, "end": 8024.18, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 8024.18, "end": 8026.38, "text": " This is this natural hair that was my next."}, {"start": 8026.38, "end": 8029.58, "text": " And you would you really be that like unshaving, though?"}, {"start": 8029.58, "end": 8031.5, "text": " I feel that is that just like part of it?"}, {"start": 8031.5, "end": 8034.18, "text": " Yeah, that's part of looks maxing is you shave every square inch of your body"}, {"start": 8034.18, "end": 8035.820000000001, "text": " except for the stash in the hair."}, {"start": 8035.820000000001, "end": 8038.1, "text": " Yeah, I guess. Oh, it is."}, {"start": 8038.1, "end": 8039.9400000000005, "text": " I mean, I haven't had that bit all 100 percent."}, {"start": 8039.9400000000005, "end": 8041.1, "text": " Yeah, they shave their chest all the time."}, {"start": 8041.1, "end": 8046.02, "text": " about that part all right well is it I mean are you were we allowed to base it"}, {"start": 8046.02, "end": 8050.58, "text": " off of a current person you were allowed to spin any any tail you'd like okay"}, {"start": 8050.58, "end": 8058.02, "text": " okay so I'm gonna I think I know what how I'm gonna divvy of the points here in"}, {"start": 8058.02, "end": 8064.740000000001, "text": " last place I'm gonna have to go with Matt just because SpongeBob is yellow and"}, {"start": 8064.740000000001, "end": 8069.38, "text": " that guy wasn't that yellow dude I picked yellow turns anyone who's played Dark Souls"}, {"start": 8069.38, "end": 8071.38, "text": " knows that the character here doesn't go well."}, {"start": 8071.38, "end": 8074.38, "text": " Hey, man, if you're a creator's fault,"}, {"start": 8074.38, "end": 8077.38, "text": " there's no holes as well while he has a couple,"}, {"start": 8077.38, "end": 8080.38, "text": " but not where I'd like him."}, {"start": 8080.38, "end": 8086.38, "text": " In third place, I'm going to go with Pooh."}, {"start": 8086.38, "end": 8087.38, "text": " I'll take it."}, {"start": 8087.38, "end": 8089.38, "text": " I did like him."}, {"start": 8089.38, "end": 8090.38, "text": " I thought he looked pretty funny,"}, {"start": 8090.38, "end": 8093.38, "text": " but I liked the story of the other two,"}, {"start": 8093.38, "end": 8096.38, "text": " and I'm going to get first place to Della"}, {"start": 8096.38, "end": 8098.38, "text": " and second to Ludwig."}, {"start": 8098.38, "end": 8100.38, "text": " I mean, like, that's not as though, like, that's where we go."}, {"start": 8100.38, "end": 8106.38, "text": " I mean, I just love, I love FNAF, so I, yeah, but the advice is not really hard."}, {"start": 8106.38, "end": 8108.38, "text": " I, I, I, I get that."}, {"start": 8108.38, "end": 8111.38, "text": " Nella's the only one that didn't use a Miyazaki game, I guess."}, {"start": 8111.38, "end": 8112.38, "text": " Totally for that."}, {"start": 8112.38, "end": 8114.38, "text": " I don't have any character creator games. I don't."}, {"start": 8114.38, "end": 8116.38, "text": " Totally fair. I'm happy with second."}, {"start": 8116.38, "end": 8118.38, "text": " The crazy thing is she has Eldering too."}, {"start": 8118.38, "end": 8120.38, "text": " She chose to use her lifeline because she has a vision."}, {"start": 8120.38, "end": 8123.38, "text": " And guess what? And guess what? I used the first five minutes thinking about"}, {"start": 8123.38, "end": 8127.38, "text": " what I wanted to do in Eldering, and then I changed my mind and booted up"}, {"start": 8127.38, "end": 8131.62, "text": " coming out to you like it took me 10 minutes to just slide down the scales for the chin"}, {"start": 8132.34, "end": 8135.7, "text": " it's a good yeah actually the scales take way too long especially like"}, {"start": 8136.66, "end": 8141.22, "text": " all right well that was a successful round good job everyone those were all all good characters"}, {"start": 8141.22, "end": 8148.02, "text": " all right i don't want to say any of them are bad but someone had to get last um all right for this"}, {"start": 8148.02, "end": 8154.82, "text": " next task it we're we're back to regular mookie yes unless you have french citizenship"}, {"start": 8154.820000000001, "end": 8160.02, "text": " And this one's this one's pretty simple. I think I think you guys can get this done quickly. I"}, {"start": 8161.18, "end": 8163.18, "text": " Just want you to"}, {"start": 8163.740000000001, "end": 8165.740000000001, "text": " Harry and attack go"}, {"start": 8169.620000000001, "end": 8171.620000000001, "text": " Why did I use my life line?"}, {"start": 8172.820000000001, "end": 8174.820000000001, "text": " I'm brain farting"}, {"start": 8177.26, "end": 8179.26, "text": " Shut please"}, {"start": 8179.540000000001, "end": 8180.9400000000005, "text": " please"}, {"start": 8180.9400000000005, "end": 8182.3, "text": " please"}, {"start": 8182.3, "end": 8183.580000000001, "text": " please"}, {"start": 8183.58, "end": 8185.58, "text": " PLEEEEEEEASE!"}, {"start": 8202.58, "end": 8203.94, "text": " Parade! Parade!"}, {"start": 8203.94, "end": 8204.56, "text": " Parade!"}, {"start": 8204.56, "end": 8206.58, "text": " DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN!"}, {"start": 8206.58, "end": 8208.58, "text": " Parade, parade, parade, parade, parade!"}, {"start": 8210.86, "end": 8211.52, "text": " Ref."}, {"start": 8211.52, "end": 8212.62, "text": " Was it, was there a sound effect?"}, {"start": 8212.62, "end": 8217.060000000001, "text": " Yes, very very clearly something I could hear it, but I'll take you for it"}, {"start": 8220.460000000001, "end": 8225.7, "text": " I'm just gonna give you the audio again if you want to tap in but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, damn, damn"}, {"start": 8230.54, "end": 8234.78, "text": " Reef am I done? Oh, that was definitely a period. Yeah, that's definitely yes. Oh"}, {"start": 8237.300000000001, "end": 8240.52, "text": " My god, it's a freaking epic comeback of epic proportions"}, {"start": 8240.52, "end": 8245.52, "text": " You are making your comeback pretty sure."}, {"start": 8245.52, "end": 8249.52, "text": " I needed this so bad."}, {"start": 8249.52, "end": 8253.52, "text": " No, I killed the god damn enemy."}, {"start": 8253.52, "end": 8260.52, "text": " I think it was the first one was also a parry, but the second one was maybe like a parry because it also disarmed."}, {"start": 8260.52, "end": 8267.52, "text": " Because I don't know the technical definition of a parry. I don't know if it requires the disarm or if it requires."}, {"start": 8267.52, "end": 8271.36, "text": " I don't even follow CJ. That's insane. Oops, my bad CJ"}, {"start": 8278.0, "end": 8282.84, "text": " Does that mean road to embers is back on brother, I played a bot because I knew I couldn't dress you guys"}, {"start": 8292.2, "end": 8294.2, "text": " CJ Y Y"}, {"start": 8294.2, "end": 8298.76, "text": " Well, everyone in chat is saying it's called a period game, so I'm counting it yes, it's called a"}, {"start": 8303.720000000001, "end": 8306.400000000001, "text": " Gaslight it could have just been like an an attack"}, {"start": 8307.28, "end": 8311.320000000002, "text": " Isn't it my job to gaslight you so I get the points, but I wasn't your job to convince me"}, {"start": 8315.08, "end": 8317.08, "text": " Really"}, {"start": 8324.2, "end": 8325.84, "text": " Yeah, let me go to get some of my chat."}, {"start": 8326.84, "end": 8328.16, "text": " Make sure to get some fancy Yoshi."}, {"start": 8328.16, "end": 8329.52, "text": " Thank you to get some fancy Yoshi."}, {"start": 8330.16, "end": 8331.480000000001, "text": " Thank you to get some fancy Yoshi."}, {"start": 8333.04, "end": 8334.16, "text": " Oh, Yoshi, like your profile."}, {"start": 8334.16, "end": 8336.0, "text": " I don't know where to go."}, {"start": 8336.0, "end": 8337.12, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 8337.12, "end": 8338.560000000001, "text": " I feel like I screwed up."}, {"start": 8340.480000000001, "end": 8342.880000000001, "text": " I yeah, this is a bad decision."}, {"start": 8344.92, "end": 8346.480000000001, "text": " Can you even parry the first boss?"}, {"start": 8346.84, "end": 8349.6, "text": " You got to like run it, you know, like you got to like"}, {"start": 8350.6, "end": 8352.0, "text": " full minute delay to lay down."}, {"start": 8352.0, "end": 8352.84, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 8352.84, "end": 8357.32, "text": " Like we're in the same house. You said you died earlier, and I just saw it"}, {"start": 8359.56, "end": 8361.56, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8362.76, "end": 8364.76, "text": " I don't know why it's yours specifically, too"}, {"start": 8364.76, "end": 8366.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8367.0, "end": 8369.0, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8370.52, "end": 8372.52, "text": " Is that a Parry I can't tell"}, {"start": 8377.84, "end": 8382.78, "text": " No, it's a Parry did you hear it? Oh you parry this enemy that was a parry from that was a parry"}, {"start": 8383.6, "end": 8389.56, "text": " 100% of parry from Delay Paris from Delay east goes to grand Poo Bear who bears getting a shit pushed in bro"}, {"start": 8389.56, "end": 8393.14, "text": " You know, Kuber did us getting the shit pushed in."}, {"start": 8393.14, "end": 8397.96, "text": " There is double points on the last round, which means that, you know, if you get first"}, {"start": 8397.96, "end": 8402.0, "text": " and the person you're behind gets last, that's a six point difference."}, {"start": 8402.0, "end": 8403.0, "text": " That's a huge swing."}, {"start": 8403.0, "end": 8405.0, "text": " That's a huge swing."}, {"start": 8405.0, "end": 8410.359999999999, "text": " Okay, well, this next one, I'm going to be honest, I couldn't think of a good way to"}, {"start": 8410.359999999999, "end": 8412.439999999999, "text": " word it in the writing."}, {"start": 8412.439999999999, "end": 8414.48, "text": " It's very simple."}, {"start": 8414.48, "end": 8420.46, "text": " All I want you to do is freeze, but I will specify real quick."}, {"start": 8420.46, "end": 8427.779999999999, "text": " I mean like freeze to death, become frozen, something like that, you'll know it when you"}, {"start": 8427.779999999999, "end": 8429.779999999999, "text": " see it go."}, {"start": 8429.779999999999, "end": 8438.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8438.22, "end": 8440.42, "text": " Your character needs to freeze and I want it to freeze."}, {"start": 8440.42, "end": 8443.58, "text": " Can they die from cold damage or is it like they have to be frozen?"}, {"start": 8443.58, "end": 8448.86, "text": " uh... i might count it it just kind of depends on the visual"}, {"start": 8448.86, "end": 8455.86, "text": " i could see that"}, {"start": 8473.58, "end": 8481.98, "text": " I didn't even do that."}, {"start": 8481.98, "end": 8485.66, "text": " You have to die though?"}, {"start": 8485.66, "end": 8487.18, "text": " You don't necessarily have to die."}, {"start": 8487.18, "end": 8488.82, "text": " You just have to be frozen."}, {"start": 8488.82, "end": 8494.26, "text": " Like imagine like, well, I don't want to say this because I want to say it."}, {"start": 8494.26, "end": 8497.539999999999, "text": " Imagine like new Super Barrier Bros. when you can like freeze your little brother and"}, {"start": 8497.539999999999, "end": 8500.539999999999, "text": " turn him into an ice cube and then he comes out of the ice cube, I would count that."}, {"start": 8500.539999999999, "end": 8502.42, "text": " But he didn't die to the ice."}, {"start": 8502.42, "end": 8508.3, "text": " He's gotta go and instead of, you need to freeze."}, {"start": 8508.3, "end": 8512.98, "text": " If you die from cold, I would count it."}, {"start": 8512.98, "end": 8515.62, "text": " Does this count CJ?"}, {"start": 8515.62, "end": 8517.5, "text": " I think I'm done."}, {"start": 8517.5, "end": 8518.5, "text": " I'm..."}, {"start": 8518.5, "end": 8522.78, "text": " I've got some delay I think."}, {"start": 8522.78, "end": 8523.78, "text": " You didn't freeze."}, {"start": 8523.78, "end": 8524.78, "text": " You froze someone."}, {"start": 8524.78, "end": 8525.78, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 8525.78, "end": 8528.78, "text": " But I'm putting myself in the dome."}, {"start": 8528.78, "end": 8529.78, "text": " I'm..."}, {"start": 8529.78, "end": 8530.78, "text": " How do I do that?"}, {"start": 8530.78, "end": 8531.78, "text": " I'm frozen."}, {"start": 8531.78, "end": 8539.060000000001, "text": " That's that's that's below you okay? You look totally fine to me. I'm not fine. That's actually his lore his lore is that he was in his nice"}, {"start": 8540.02, "end": 8542.02, "text": " He's not right now"}, {"start": 8542.78, "end": 8547.34, "text": " Whatever it looks like he froze the guys around you, but you were moving around just fine"}, {"start": 8550.380000000001, "end": 8552.380000000001, "text": " Wow this works oh"}, {"start": 8557.62, "end": 8559.62, "text": " Yeah, this should work"}, {"start": 8561.78, "end": 8587.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8587.78, "end": 8588.78, "text": " Turn it on."}, {"start": 8588.78, "end": 8599.78, "text": " Get you to start it by now."}, {"start": 8599.78, "end": 8612.78, "text": " It's off."}, {"start": 8612.78, "end": 8635.86, "text": " I know it's like your game show but could you please feed the Koopa?"}, {"start": 8635.86, "end": 8636.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8636.86, "end": 8638.58, "text": " She's not fucking me."}, {"start": 8638.58, "end": 8640.380000000001, "text": " I'm in the middle of something."}, {"start": 8640.380000000001, "end": 8641.86, "text": " Finish your task and go feed her."}, {"start": 8641.86, "end": 8644.16, "text": " I might be using my lifeline."}, {"start": 8645.16, "end": 8645.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8648.36, "end": 8651.16, "text": " Yeah, the whole like announcing a thing I realized was kinda dumb."}, {"start": 8651.16, "end": 8653.66, "text": " If you're gonna maybe not use the game, so..."}, {"start": 8653.66, "end": 8654.16, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 8654.66, "end": 8655.66, "text": " Not that big of a deal."}, {"start": 8665.560000000001, "end": 8667.460000000001, "text": " It's okay, guys, if you wanna back up tasks."}, {"start": 8667.460000000001, "end": 8668.86, "text": " I'm just gonna throw that out in the air."}, {"start": 8668.86, "end": 8670.36, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 8670.36, "end": 8671.76, "text": " No, I'm okay."}, {"start": 8671.76, "end": 8673.36, "text": " About 17 seconds I'll have it."}, {"start": 8673.960000000001, "end": 8677.560000000001, "text": " It's okay if we all collect them and decide to do that."}, {"start": 8678.16, "end": 8678.960000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 8679.960000000001, "end": 8683.16, "text": " I guess if we didn't have to start new files, this would be..."}, {"start": 8684.16, "end": 8684.960000000001, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 8687.560000000001, "end": 8689.36, "text": " Did I just close the game? Koopa, stop!"}, {"start": 8692.16, "end": 8693.16, "text": " Keep going, Koopa."}, {"start": 8694.16, "end": 8695.960000000001, "text": " No, uh, not..."}, {"start": 8695.960000000001, "end": 8701.640000000001, "text": " You got this people have a bad habit of pressing the power button on those computers yeah"}, {"start": 8708.6, "end": 8717.44, "text": " Why is it not working? What did I do wrong? I just can't think of anything else"}, {"start": 8725.960000000001, "end": 8729.68, "text": " I'm so fucking scared right now"}, {"start": 8731.240000000002, "end": 8734.52, "text": " it's downstairs oh my god he's downstairs"}, {"start": 8734.52, "end": 8738.44, "text": " isn't this apple do some shit"}, {"start": 8738.44, "end": 8745.44, "text": " and"}, {"start": 8747.84, "end": 8754.84, "text": " this"}, {"start": 8768.44, "end": 8774.36, "text": " Oh, I died the freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze!"}, {"start": 8774.36, "end": 8776.68, "text": " Ow, ow, oh god!"}, {"start": 8776.68, "end": 8779.640000000001, "text": " Oh jeez, what a billowy winter!"}, {"start": 8779.640000000001, "end": 8783.12, "text": " I am gonna give that to Ludwig, yeah."}, {"start": 8783.12, "end": 8785.12, "text": " That's first place."}, {"start": 8785.12, "end": 8789.92, "text": " You can die then, I'll feel very confident."}, {"start": 8789.92, "end": 8791.92, "text": " Well, they died."}, {"start": 8791.92, "end": 8793.560000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 8793.560000000001, "end": 8796.12, "text": " Alright, that's first place for Lud."}, {"start": 8796.12, "end": 8797.12, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8797.12, "end": 8800.960000000001, "text": " other spot is still up for grabs some odds very surprising we could do a backup"}, {"start": 8800.960000000001, "end": 8804.12, "text": " task I would be okay with that"}, {"start": 8804.12, "end": 8811.160000000002, "text": " I don't like to do it I don't know"}, {"start": 8812.44, "end": 8818.800000000001, "text": " there's no on a crazy line there's no pressure you don't have to I'm we're"}, {"start": 8818.800000000001, "end": 8822.52, "text": " going genuinely local I'm gonna be honest I thought this would be a lot easier I"}, {"start": 8822.52, "end": 8827.48, "text": " I thought I used all my pain games you could have done super battle golf I"}, {"start": 8827.5, "end": 8832.98, "text": " Committed to peak early because I saw Della use peak and the custom the custom peak is kind of cheating"}, {"start": 8833.26, "end": 8836.32, "text": " It's not cheating because it's allowed and CJ makes the rules"}, {"start": 8836.32, "end": 8839.68, "text": " But it's cheating because you don't have to start with a new file. You can just go to the ice area"}, {"start": 8843.800000000001, "end": 8846.560000000001, "text": " There are only three tasks left the challenge is to freeze"}, {"start": 8847.24, "end": 8851.1, "text": " Oh my gosh, I'm having it. I'm having a choke here"}, {"start": 8852.52, "end": 8857.52, "text": " Or can we see the score? You can't. It's a secret."}, {"start": 8857.52, "end": 8861.220000000001, "text": " Only I get to know how close it is."}, {"start": 8861.220000000001, "end": 8864.92, "text": " I don't know what other game I would do outside of Super Battle Golf, which has the freeze one."}, {"start": 8864.92, "end": 8869.220000000001, "text": " I feel like so many games you get frozen into an ice block, but I can't think of any."}, {"start": 8869.220000000001, "end": 8872.220000000001, "text": " Are you like playing through the entire game or what?"}, {"start": 8872.220000000001, "end": 8875.92, "text": " Bro, I forgot about an intro stage."}, {"start": 8875.92, "end": 8879.42, "text": " Overwatch? Oh, I didn't know that was a thing in Overwatch."}, {"start": 8879.42, "end": 8882.14, "text": " What's worse is I don't even know if there's a guy that you could do Zelda. Yeah"}, {"start": 8884.3, "end": 8888.38, "text": " But that's kind of far to get to on a brand new file that's like we're super hard to get to"}, {"start": 8893.1, "end": 8898.64, "text": " Oh, you could go up against Edelus and rivals either to play this game because I have nothing else to play"}, {"start": 8898.66, "end": 8906.36, "text": " Well, you can try I sure I could have gone against rivals of either to Edelus and then like a computer all poos in a snowy stage"}, {"start": 8909.42, "end": 8914.42, "text": " No, I think it's me."}, {"start": 8914.42, "end": 8916.42, "text": " I think I would have counted."}, {"start": 8916.42, "end": 8918.42, "text": " I think it's a change."}, {"start": 8918.42, "end": 8922.42, "text": " Recap, I think we're kind of low key, maybe possibly, possibly winning."}, {"start": 8922.42, "end": 8924.42, "text": " She's playing the game now."}, {"start": 8924.42, "end": 8925.42, "text": " Homie?"}, {"start": 8925.42, "end": 8926.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8926.42, "end": 8928.42, "text": " Casual play."}, {"start": 8928.42, "end": 8933.42, "text": " Possibly we are winning right now."}, {"start": 8933.42, "end": 8936.42, "text": " Yes, Sub-Zero and Mortal Kombat 2 would have worked."}, {"start": 8936.42, "end": 8938.42, "text": " Yeah, there's some Mario Party minigames that would work."}, {"start": 8938.42, "end": 8940.26, "text": " How confident are you feeling out there?"}, {"start": 8940.26, "end": 8942.9, "text": " Actually, I think there's some minigames in also Feather Party Network."}, {"start": 8945.9, "end": 8947.7, "text": " Fall Guys has one for sure, right?"}, {"start": 8947.7, "end": 8949.78, "text": " I can't think of anything else."}, {"start": 8949.78, "end": 8950.98, "text": " Oh, you could do backup."}, {"start": 8952.66, "end": 8954.02, "text": " This is a backup game."}, {"start": 8954.02, "end": 8955.78, "text": " Oh, look, he's playing Marvel Rivals."}, {"start": 8955.78, "end": 8957.18, "text": " I don't know what the character is, though."}, {"start": 8957.18, "end": 8962.98, "text": " No, well, no, because I mean, I know if I keep going, I'm going to get frozen."}, {"start": 8963.74, "end": 8966.3, "text": " Here at some point, the end boss freezes you."}, {"start": 8966.3, "end": 8967.74, "text": " So. OK, OK."}, {"start": 8968.42, "end": 8970.42, "text": " Like, you know"}, {"start": 8975.7, "end": 8979.74, "text": " I'm pretty sure he freezes you I don't know if you freeze and smash"}, {"start": 8979.74, "end": 8986.2, "text": " He's probably close to dude like you can get hit by ice climbers blocks, but what else oh"}, {"start": 8992.94, "end": 8997.66, "text": " No, Matt, don't I don't know if you know you're needed Matt, but it were you frozen there?"}, {"start": 8997.66, "end": 9001.619999999999, "text": " Yeah, sorry. Sorry. I'm saying I did it. I don't know how to be a little bit. I figured out"}, {"start": 9001.619999999999, "end": 9007.26, "text": " I mean your guy like turned icy blue and stuff and got frozen, right? He's stuck in place"}, {"start": 9007.34, "end": 9010.619999999999, "text": " Okay, that was definitely a freeze that's second place to Matt"}, {"start": 9011.58, "end": 9013.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9013.58, "end": 9015.02, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 9015.02, "end": 9017.02, "text": " We're it's a battle for third now"}, {"start": 9017.86, "end": 9023.6, "text": " Okay, I did it again, dude. I think Matt is like in first place, but I think I might lock down second place in this event"}, {"start": 9023.6, "end": 9027.76, "text": " Like I've I've gotten like I started off my first four rounds"}, {"start": 9027.76, "end": 9029.76, "text": " I think I got last last last last"}, {"start": 9030.16, "end": 9033.62, "text": " But then I think I've gotten first like four out of the last five rounds"}, {"start": 9034.460000000001, "end": 9038.32, "text": " With the second true. What is this? You just have to use your imagination"}, {"start": 9038.84, "end": 9044.32, "text": " I'm watching and I don't see even a lick of coal. I don't know what"}, {"start": 9045.44, "end": 9047.44, "text": " Doing with papers, please"}, {"start": 9048.56, "end": 9051.2, "text": " I I've seen this game. I don't think"}, {"start": 9053.6, "end": 9057.2, "text": " And he's a score overlay but the goal of the score is to keep it secret I think oh"}, {"start": 9059.800000000001, "end": 9063.0, "text": " My god if this end boss doesn't freeze you I'm gonna be so I"}, {"start": 9065.12, "end": 9067.12, "text": " Can't remember now oh"}, {"start": 9068.08, "end": 9071.06, "text": " He's throwing a snowball at me does that count no"}, {"start": 9078.56, "end": 9080.720000000001, "text": " I gotta see some sort of icy effect"}, {"start": 9084.36, "end": 9089.42, "text": " Dude, I like how grandpa bears just genuinely playing Mega Man like just straight up"}, {"start": 9093.4, "end": 9097.640000000001, "text": " How long is this day? It's not looking good. No, it's not looking good"}, {"start": 9100.48, "end": 9104.16, "text": " You know it would be weird if the boss didn't freeze you in some way in a nice level"}, {"start": 9104.800000000001, "end": 9106.6, "text": " right"}, {"start": 9106.6, "end": 9109.04, "text": " Oh, and I mean that he just snowed on me"}, {"start": 9109.04, "end": 9113.800000000001, "text": " No, but you're not you're not having any sort of effects of being frozen"}, {"start": 9116.800000000001, "end": 9121.92, "text": " When you'd be like unable to move or like ice on your screen something like that I"}, {"start": 9126.160000000002, "end": 9134.42, "text": " Mean I have ice on my screen Linus Linus. It's looking like I'll be done a bit after a bit after"}, {"start": 9134.42, "end": 9136.42, "text": " with ice"}, {"start": 9136.42, "end": 9138.42, "text": " you didn't get frozen"}, {"start": 9138.42, "end": 9140.42, "text": " shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 9140.42, "end": 9142.42, "text": " shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 9142.42, "end": 9144.42, "text": " shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 9144.42, "end": 9146.42, "text": " shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 9146.42, "end": 9148.42, "text": " I don't know if Poob's gonna agree anyways"}, {"start": 9148.42, "end": 9150.42, "text": " he's really dead set on this even though he is"}, {"start": 9150.42, "end": 9152.42, "text": " Linus, I will never forget that"}, {"start": 9152.42, "end": 9154.42, "text": " what dude"}, {"start": 9154.42, "end": 9156.42, "text": " I'll never forget losing to a 50 year old in video games bro"}, {"start": 9156.42, "end": 9158.42, "text": " I'm trying to think"}, {"start": 9158.42, "end": 9160.42, "text": " cutie Cinderella, Jean-Mapel Ernan"}, {"start": 9160.42, "end": 9162.42, "text": " Jean-Michel Canada"}, {"start": 9162.42, "end": 9168.62, "text": " I heard that you need Canadian streamers or French streamers for the streamer games."}, {"start": 9168.62, "end": 9171.1, "text": " And I think that I am..."}, {"start": 9171.1, "end": 9172.1, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 9172.1, "end": 9174.5, "text": " Guys, I cannot..."}, {"start": 9174.5, "end": 9179.1, "text": " I cannot in good conscience allow a Canadian on to the French team."}, {"start": 9179.1, "end": 9182.38, "text": " And a good choice for the Canadian team."}, {"start": 9182.38, "end": 9191.58, "text": " Or if you need someone who speaks French really terribly, I am your daughter."}, {"start": 9191.58, "end": 9194.58, "text": " She literally said, if you need someone who speaks bad French, I'm your pick."}, {"start": 9195.06, "end": 9199.1, "text": " My qualifications are."}, {"start": 9199.38, "end": 9204.18, "text": " I speak French a little bit, but not a lot."}, {"start": 9205.98, "end": 9214.66, "text": " When I was a girl, I participated in a basketball baseball lacrosse soccer."}, {"start": 9214.66, "end": 9223.82, "text": " And in May, I participated in my first 10 km course."}, {"start": 9223.82, "end": 9226.38, "text": " In the month of May, she ran a 10K."}, {"start": 9226.38, "end": 9228.26, "text": " I bring great vibes."}, {"start": 9228.26, "end": 9230.26, "text": " And she brings super sh..."}, {"start": 9230.26, "end": 9233.78, "text": " I bring great vibes."}, {"start": 9233.78, "end": 9238.7, "text": " Okay, and it's no shade to you and I appreciate the application being sent through."}, {"start": 9238.7, "end": 9242.86, "text": " I'm really being considerate of the other French competitors."}, {"start": 9242.86, "end": 9249.76, "text": " And I feel like they might feel a certain way if I'm calling this team, like Team France,"}, {"start": 9249.76, "end": 9252.6, "text": " and then they have a Canadian who kind of speaks French on it."}, {"start": 9252.6, "end": 9255.220000000001, "text": " And it's no disrespect to you whatsoever."}, {"start": 9255.220000000001, "end": 9261.5, "text": " It just doesn't make a crazy amount of sense for the French team."}, {"start": 9261.5, "end": 9268.300000000001, "text": " Zuh bring great vibes is the most Qu\u00e9b\u00e9cois thing I've ever heard."}, {"start": 9268.300000000001, "end": 9269.300000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9269.300000000001, "end": 9271.78, "text": " French person does a chemical as count as French."}, {"start": 9274.7, "end": 9276.26, "text": " They don't give you a hell is this?"}, {"start": 9276.26, "end": 9277.660000000002, "text": " Oh, hello. What?"}, {"start": 9277.660000000002, "end": 9278.94, "text": " How'd you do that so fast?"}, {"start": 9278.94, "end": 9281.02, "text": " Is it over? The game called Flip XL."}, {"start": 9282.300000000001, "end": 9284.380000000001, "text": " How's your family?"}, {"start": 9284.380000000001, "end": 9287.54, "text": " Because I know the dev. Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9287.740000000002, "end": 9290.060000000001, "text": " I got that. That's a side slip, by the way."}, {"start": 9290.060000000001, "end": 9291.740000000002, "text": " But you know, it's like kind of a side flip."}, {"start": 9291.740000000002, "end": 9293.220000000001, "text": " And that's a flip, y'all."}, {"start": 9293.220000000001, "end": 9295.660000000002, "text": " It's something to do interpretation."}, {"start": 9297.140000000001, "end": 9298.94, "text": " I'll call that."}, {"start": 9298.94, "end": 9300.94, "text": " Yeah, that's the backup task over."}, {"start": 9300.94, "end": 9302.42, "text": " OK, very dull."}, {"start": 9305.9, "end": 9306.86, "text": " No, that was a backup round."}, {"start": 9306.86, "end": 9308.380000000001, "text": " That wasn't a real round."}, {"start": 9308.380000000001, "end": 9309.86, "text": " Well, they did a backup."}, {"start": 9309.86, "end": 9311.86, "text": " They did a backup round."}, {"start": 9311.86, "end": 9313.82, "text": " My chat thought I missed around."}, {"start": 9313.82, "end": 9316.78, "text": " No, you know, you just were so good at the round."}, {"start": 9316.78, "end": 9318.58, "text": " You didn't have to do it again. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 9318.58, "end": 9319.66, "text": " Me? All right."}, {"start": 9319.66, "end": 9324.26, "text": " Well, oh, should we should I feed Koopa?"}, {"start": 9325.18, "end": 9327.78, "text": " Oh, I can I can feed Koopa."}, {"start": 9327.78, "end": 9332.060000000001, "text": " No, well, yeah, you go ahead and I'll go pee. We'll call this a pee break. All right, pee break"}, {"start": 9332.58, "end": 9334.58, "text": " Pee break whoo-hoo my favorite"}, {"start": 9335.980000000001, "end": 9341.18, "text": " Chat here's the deal after this right after this I have to end and then we're gonna go live at 6 p.m"}, {"start": 9341.220000000001, "end": 9343.94, "text": " To announce the streamer games participants"}, {"start": 9347.820000000002, "end": 9351.1, "text": " Dry west think of the 10 pounds or euros pounds"}, {"start": 9352.380000000001, "end": 9357.62, "text": " I built Tim zoo a twitch saw chat unifies YouTube twitch kick tick tock and kick"}, {"start": 9357.78, "end": 9361.34, "text": " used by steak, Creecraft, and Kailas."}, {"start": 9361.34, "end": 9365.78, "text": " I'm going to write it out, but thank you. No road to Empress Day."}, {"start": 9365.78, "end": 9369.220000000001, "text": " No road to Empress Day, and it's not because"}, {"start": 9369.220000000001, "end": 9372.7, "text": " you guys fucked me over in Nidhogg, although that did tilt me."}, {"start": 9372.7, "end": 9376.220000000001, "text": " It's because the Joe Hisaishi concert is"}, {"start": 9376.220000000001, "end": 9379.460000000001, "text": " in LA at the Hollywood Bowl, and I want to go watch it."}, {"start": 9379.460000000001, "end": 9384.220000000001, "text": " But, there's also another reason."}, {"start": 9384.220000000001, "end": 9386.54, "text": " I know I said yesterday I would have thought of Shadow of a Doubt,"}, {"start": 9386.54, "end": 9389.580000000002, "text": " And but let me be transparent for a moment. I"}, {"start": 9391.820000000002, "end": 9397.86, "text": " Heard from the devs. I was told initially that the game came out next Tuesday and by the game. Sorry"}, {"start": 9397.86, "end": 9401.220000000001, "text": " I mean my inclusion in the game. I was wrong"}, {"start": 9401.78, "end": 9405.160000000002, "text": " That's when they announce my inclusion"}, {"start": 9406.7, "end": 9408.7, "text": " But my actual"}, {"start": 9408.94, "end": 9414.380000000001, "text": " Part doesn't come out till a week after so I was a little wrong on the timeline"}, {"start": 9414.380000000001, "end": 9421.460000000001, "text": " but maybe we'll have time to play like an hour still today we might still have"}, {"start": 9421.460000000001, "end": 9428.900000000001, "text": " time for an hour today I I still have time of the day guys I can still play it"}, {"start": 9428.900000000001, "end": 9441.02, "text": " I still have eight hours I still got time y'all"}, {"start": 9444.380000000001, "end": 9446.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9447.580000000002, "end": 9455.640000000001, "text": " On Yugi's life, I still have time Muckley. Thank you very much for the 10 gifted subs Muckley. I appreciate it very much. Thank you"}, {"start": 9457.460000000001, "end": 9459.460000000001, "text": " Michael P real quick"}, {"start": 9464.580000000002, "end": 9467.980000000001, "text": " These I don't know I don't know if he's communicating through"}, {"start": 9469.580000000002, "end": 9473.660000000002, "text": " Like what's happening here, but Joe penguin can freeze you"}, {"start": 9474.380000000001, "end": 9477.380000000001, "text": " Well, I mean it was fine, I would have got third."}, {"start": 9483.380000000001, "end": 9486.380000000001, "text": " When can he freeze? I thought he'd freeze."}, {"start": 9494.380000000001, "end": 9496.380000000001, "text": " Uh, is everyone back?"}, {"start": 9496.380000000001, "end": 9498.380000000001, "text": " Oh, no, long week just left."}, {"start": 9504.380000000001, "end": 9506.380000000001, "text": " What a shiiiit"}, {"start": 9508.380000000001, "end": 9511.380000000001, "text": " I'm chatting in a backseat"}, {"start": 9512.380000000001, "end": 9514.380000000001, "text": " What was that some freeze?"}, {"start": 9514.380000000001, "end": 9517.380000000001, "text": " I opened rivals and made the bot"}, {"start": 9517.380000000001, "end": 9519.380000000001, "text": " Honestly, I don't think I can even train"}, {"start": 9519.380000000001, "end": 9521.380000000001, "text": " Which I was like kicking out a little bit"}, {"start": 9524.380000000001, "end": 9526.380000000001, "text": " What was I saying?"}, {"start": 9527.380000000001, "end": 9529.380000000001, "text": " I wanted to use maverick"}, {"start": 9529.380000000001, "end": 9537.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's why I didn't open up, but I was like, oh my god, I know I feel like you need to do this."}, {"start": 9537.380000000001, "end": 9541.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I could have snuck it in, but I didn't."}, {"start": 9541.380000000001, "end": 9545.380000000001, "text": " You could have snuck it in. I'm sure a little of my chat would have told me."}, {"start": 9545.380000000001, "end": 9547.380000000001, "text": " I would have called."}, {"start": 9547.380000000001, "end": 9551.380000000001, "text": " That was the very first time I did this."}, {"start": 9551.380000000001, "end": 9557.380000000001, "text": " First played a game, and opened out a game for you."}, {"start": 9557.380000000001, "end": 9570.580000000002, "text": " Yeah, and in the video I said, does he find the same game?"}, {"start": 9570.580000000002, "end": 9576.420000000002, "text": " And I said, oh no, this is the sequel, and I've still gotten so many comments that I've"}, {"start": 9576.420000000002, "end": 9582.420000000002, "text": " never actually been so task-wise, but you know what I'm saying, attention, so all angry."}, {"start": 9582.42, "end": 9584.42, "text": " and"}, {"start": 9584.42, "end": 9586.42, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 9586.42, "end": 9588.42, "text": " so"}, {"start": 9588.42, "end": 9590.42, "text": " you know coming on things"}, {"start": 9590.42, "end": 9592.42, "text": " you know"}, {"start": 9592.42, "end": 9594.42, "text": " that's"}, {"start": 9594.42, "end": 9596.42, "text": " not"}, {"start": 9596.42, "end": 9598.42, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9598.42, "end": 9600.42, "text": " ah yeah"}, {"start": 9600.42, "end": 9602.42, "text": " when I did"}, {"start": 9602.42, "end": 9604.42, "text": " I did this"}, {"start": 9604.42, "end": 9606.42, "text": " but I still"}, {"start": 9606.42, "end": 9608.42, "text": " get the"}, {"start": 9608.42, "end": 9610.42, "text": " shit out"}, {"start": 9610.42, "end": 9612.42, "text": " $500 of that"}, {"start": 9636.64, "end": 9639.32, "text": " It's another time thing though you've you've find it"}, {"start": 9640.42, "end": 9642.22, "text": " This next one will be regular."}, {"start": 9642.22, "end": 9643.3, "text": " Then they get it right here."}, {"start": 9643.3, "end": 9644.460000000001, "text": " OK, Lottig's back."}, {"start": 9644.460000000001, "end": 9647.38, "text": " We, Deller, are you good to go?"}, {"start": 9647.38, "end": 9649.78, "text": " She defences him, though."}, {"start": 9649.78, "end": 9650.74, "text": " Well, she's at her computer."}, {"start": 9650.74, "end": 9652.74, "text": " I think she's just yapping."}, {"start": 9652.74, "end": 9653.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9653.24, "end": 9653.74, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 9656.74, "end": 9658.86, "text": " I can think of another thing I could have got frozen."}, {"start": 9658.86, "end": 9659.98, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9659.98, "end": 9660.42, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 9660.42, "end": 9661.14, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 9661.14, "end": 9662.02, "text": " So what were?"}, {"start": 9662.02, "end": 9663.34, "text": " Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 9663.34, "end": 9665.34, "text": " You didn't what?"}, {"start": 9665.34, "end": 9669.460000000001, "text": " I didn't realize, but all four of the cats ran here."}, {"start": 9669.460000000001, "end": 9670.38, "text": " All four?"}, {"start": 9670.380000000001, "end": 9672.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, we have two of them."}, {"start": 9672.380000000001, "end": 9674.380000000001, "text": " Wow, we have two of them."}, {"start": 9674.380000000001, "end": 9676.380000000001, "text": " Okay, oh you have two?"}, {"start": 9676.380000000001, "end": 9679.380000000001, "text": " Did you have one before you got Guppy?"}, {"start": 9679.380000000001, "end": 9681.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9681.380000000001, "end": 9684.380000000001, "text": " Your cat's name is Guppy? That's awesome."}, {"start": 9684.380000000001, "end": 9687.380000000001, "text": " My fiance has a cat and then I got a little cat."}, {"start": 9687.380000000001, "end": 9689.380000000001, "text": " Fiance? Whoa, what did that have to do with it?"}, {"start": 9689.380000000001, "end": 9692.380000000001, "text": " Hey, fellow family man, how's it going over there?"}, {"start": 9692.380000000001, "end": 9694.380000000001, "text": " Keep it up, that's amazing."}, {"start": 9694.380000000001, "end": 9696.380000000001, "text": " Congratulations, bro."}, {"start": 9696.380000000001, "end": 9698.380000000001, "text": " You're starting a family, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9698.380000000001, "end": 9703.740000000002, "text": " Yeah, that is that's what it is. It's like we're we're family"}, {"start": 9707.380000000001, "end": 9709.94, "text": " Well, it's the only one here with an actual family"}, {"start": 9716.660000000002, "end": 9723.480000000001, "text": " We've got we've got another regular task here, but this one this one will be interesting"}, {"start": 9724.500000000002, "end": 9726.34, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 9726.34, "end": 9732.86, "text": " All I want you to do actually well, it's all you want to see you always say all of this like the most complicated thing ever"}, {"start": 9732.86, "end": 9737.58, "text": " Oh, I want you to do in any game that you own on steam is"}, {"start": 9739.82, "end": 9743.42, "text": " Kill someone without a weapon go"}, {"start": 9745.42, "end": 9747.42, "text": " Without a weapon what's considered a weapon"}, {"start": 9750.7, "end": 9752.7, "text": " A gun a knife"}, {"start": 9752.7, "end": 9760.58, "text": " It's up to you, it's up to you to figure out exactly what I mean."}, {"start": 9760.58, "end": 9763.5, "text": " Somewhat like a person or anything?"}, {"start": 9763.5, "end": 9765.980000000001, "text": " I'll say it has to be a person."}, {"start": 9765.980000000001, "end": 9772.26, "text": " Like a humanoid creature, not like a pig."}, {"start": 9772.26, "end": 9775.94, "text": " A humanoid creature."}, {"start": 9775.94, "end": 9777.980000000001, "text": " Something that's pretty much a person."}, {"start": 9777.98, "end": 9779.98, "text": " Tears count as a weapon"}, {"start": 9780.92, "end": 9782.06, "text": " What is kill me?"}, {"start": 9782.06, "end": 9786.74, "text": " Kill so great, but I'll count I would count the tears as a weapon in Isaac because they're racing"}, {"start": 9786.74, "end": 9788.74, "text": " I thought you're just saying shit the same shit"}, {"start": 9789.58, "end": 9794.76, "text": " Yeah, it's a good thing. I didn't open Isaac with the help what you count spells as a weapon"}, {"start": 9795.539999999999, "end": 9800.5, "text": " That's that's a weapon. Yeah, I would count it that is a weapon. Yeah"}, {"start": 9801.34, "end": 9803.779999999999, "text": " Fucking Shaders blow my shit off smooth"}, {"start": 9803.78, "end": 9808.6, "text": " But like okay, but like if it's a weapon that like shoot cereal would you count that?"}, {"start": 9809.66, "end": 9811.66, "text": " Yeah, I"}, {"start": 9812.140000000001, "end": 9814.140000000001, "text": " Would say that that is a weapon"}, {"start": 9816.1, "end": 9820.140000000001, "text": " You can kill anyone though any anyway. Yeah"}, {"start": 9825.300000000001, "end": 9828.78, "text": " Listen your fists are not a weapon. All right, that's the biggest hit dog"}, {"start": 9828.78, "end": 9839.54, "text": " I just killed a man in a tractor."}, {"start": 9839.54, "end": 9845.060000000001, "text": " I just killed a... I just killed a man in a tractor."}, {"start": 9845.060000000001, "end": 9846.060000000001, "text": " Oh you did?"}, {"start": 9846.060000000001, "end": 9847.060000000001, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 9847.060000000001, "end": 9848.060000000001, "text": " Look at him."}, {"start": 9848.060000000001, "end": 9849.060000000001, "text": " He's super dead."}, {"start": 9849.060000000001, "end": 9850.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, he's super dead."}, {"start": 9850.060000000001, "end": 9851.060000000001, "text": " Super dead."}, {"start": 9851.060000000001, "end": 9852.060000000001, "text": " Oh, holy shit man."}, {"start": 9852.060000000001, "end": 9853.060000000001, "text": " Okay, wait."}, {"start": 9853.060000000001, "end": 9854.060000000001, "text": " Can we show you what we did?"}, {"start": 9854.060000000001, "end": 9855.060000000001, "text": " I killed a man."}, {"start": 9855.060000000001, "end": 9856.060000000001, "text": " Look, look."}, {"start": 9856.060000000001, "end": 9857.060000000001, "text": " I killed a..."}, {"start": 9857.06, "end": 9861.06, "text": " I kill the man, I kill the man, done done done done done done done done done done done"}, {"start": 9861.06, "end": 9862.06, "text": " Oh my god, I don't know"}, {"start": 9862.06, "end": 9864.06, "text": " Who it looks like the man is just killing himself"}, {"start": 9864.06, "end": 9868.06, "text": " He's, no, I created the situation for him to die"}, {"start": 9868.06, "end": 9870.06, "text": " What do you mean, how much do you want me to do?"}, {"start": 9870.06, "end": 9873.06, "text": " I'm creating, he is dying, I killed him"}, {"start": 9873.06, "end": 9875.06, "text": " I could have built something to keep him alive"}, {"start": 9875.06, "end": 9877.06, "text": " It kinda looks to me like you're brooding into a level"}, {"start": 9877.06, "end": 9879.06, "text": " and then he's driving off a cliff"}, {"start": 9879.06, "end": 9881.06, "text": " No, I am causing him to live"}, {"start": 9881.06, "end": 9884.06, "text": " I could cause him to live, do you want me to cause him to live?"}, {"start": 9884.06, "end": 9886.06, "text": " Well that's just your building a proper road"}, {"start": 9886.06, "end": 9890.06, "text": " I'm not counting it. I'm not counting it for fear."}, {"start": 9890.06, "end": 9892.06, "text": " That is ridiculous."}, {"start": 9892.06, "end": 9894.06, "text": " It's not counting that, then we can move on to me."}, {"start": 9894.06, "end": 9896.06, "text": " Totally fair ruling."}, {"start": 9896.06, "end": 9902.06, "text": " That's no horrible ruling. He is so dead and I didn't use a weapon."}, {"start": 9902.06, "end": 9906.06, "text": " He's dead and you didn't use a weapon, but you didn't kill him."}, {"start": 9906.06, "end": 9910.06, "text": " I absolutely killed him. I could have saved him. I could have let him..."}, {"start": 9910.06, "end": 9912.06, "text": " That counts. That counts as death."}, {"start": 9912.06, "end": 9916.019999999999, "text": " That's counts is to notice respect and I love you as my Red Bull athlete. We're just gonna have to hold this"}, {"start": 9916.019999999999, "end": 9922.58, "text": " Okay, no hear me out hear me out if you are a bridge builder and you build a bad faulty bridge"}, {"start": 9922.58, "end": 9927.359999999999, "text": " And you know, it's a bad faulty bridge you would get at least charged with manslaughter minimum"}, {"start": 9927.359999999999, "end": 9933.3, "text": " Yeah, but I don't know manslaughter counts as killing that absolutely. That's literally what the definition of manslaughter"}, {"start": 9933.38, "end": 9937.5, "text": " Okay, if you had built a bridge that collapsed that's one thing but"}, {"start": 9937.5, "end": 9940.42, "text": " I had a bridge that collapsed."}, {"start": 9940.42, "end": 9942.5, "text": " It just looked like a gap from what I was looking at."}, {"start": 9942.5, "end": 9943.5, "text": " It had a bridge that collapsed."}, {"start": 9943.5, "end": 9947.14, "text": " Would you not blame the man for driving across the ravine?"}, {"start": 9947.14, "end": 9948.46, "text": " No, I opened the bridge."}, {"start": 9948.46, "end": 9949.42, "text": " The bridge was opened."}, {"start": 9949.42, "end": 9951.94, "text": " I said, hey, everybody, this passes inspection,"}, {"start": 9951.94, "end": 9953.82, "text": " knowing it didn't pass inspection."}, {"start": 9953.82, "end": 9955.98, "text": " That's a manslaughter charge at best."}, {"start": 9955.98, "end": 9956.62, "text": " At best."}, {"start": 9956.62, "end": 9958.06, "text": " That's probably straight up murder,"}, {"start": 9958.06, "end": 9960.82, "text": " because I predetermined I was going to kill that man."}, {"start": 9960.82, "end": 9964.78, "text": " If anything, I just committed murder one."}, {"start": 9964.78, "end": 9966.94, "text": " Did you know man's water spells out man's laughter?"}, {"start": 9967.94, "end": 9970.140000000001, "text": " Wait, I didn't know that one actually."}, {"start": 9970.460000000001, "end": 9971.42, "text": " CJ, your final call."}, {"start": 9971.42, "end": 9971.86, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 9972.34, "end": 9972.94, "text": " Your final call."}, {"start": 9972.94, "end": 9973.26, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 9973.26, "end": 9973.58, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9976.02, "end": 9981.1, "text": " Oh, I'm going to not give poo first, but I will give."}, {"start": 9981.86, "end": 9984.58, "text": " I will give poo a tie for a second with Ludwig."}, {"start": 9985.54, "end": 9985.820000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9986.42, "end": 9987.34, "text": " What's what?"}, {"start": 9987.380000000001, "end": 9987.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9987.62, "end": 9987.900000000001, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 9988.34, "end": 9989.62, "text": " So does that mean it's over?"}, {"start": 9989.66, "end": 9992.18, "text": " Does does Macket first then the task?"}, {"start": 9992.220000000001, "end": 9992.78, "text": " Mackets first."}, {"start": 9992.78, "end": 9994.460000000001, "text": " Cause that was first regardless, I think."}, {"start": 9994.460000000001, "end": 9997.62, "text": " I definitely killed a humanoid creature with an arm."}, {"start": 9997.62, "end": 10001.34, "text": " I think he killed this guy before Poo."}, {"start": 10001.34, "end": 10003.820000000002, "text": " And someone in chat is spamming that it was a zombie,"}, {"start": 10003.820000000002, "end": 10005.34, "text": " so it's not a lot."}, {"start": 10005.34, "end": 10006.02, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 10006.02, "end": 10007.1, "text": " He killed the zombie."}, {"start": 10007.1, "end": 10008.18, "text": " You can kill a zombie."}, {"start": 10008.18, "end": 10010.18, "text": " Zombies are actually, you can't kill a zombie."}, {"start": 10010.18, "end": 10011.220000000001, "text": " It's a humanoid creature."}, {"start": 10011.220000000001, "end": 10012.660000000002, "text": " It's not a humanoid creature."}, {"start": 10012.660000000002, "end": 10014.94, "text": " OK, but they're literally called Undead,"}, {"start": 10014.94, "end": 10016.94, "text": " which means not dead anymore."}, {"start": 10016.94, "end": 10017.94, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 10017.94, "end": 10018.94, "text": " Allow it."}, {"start": 10018.94, "end": 10020.62, "text": " And I killed somebody in Rivals of Aether 2,"}, {"start": 10020.62, "end": 10022.580000000002, "text": " available on Steam."}, {"start": 10022.58, "end": 10024.58, "text": " Yeah, that's it is available on steam"}, {"start": 10024.98, "end": 10029.68, "text": " Yeah, so I'll give that who and love the tie for second"}, {"start": 10030.3, "end": 10033.3, "text": " Because two rates of good points, but not good enough for me to give"}, {"start": 10035.14, "end": 10038.62, "text": " Do we have any lawyers in chat that's all I'm asking yeah"}, {"start": 10040.98, "end": 10044.92, "text": " You said look at this CJ and a guy just drove off a cliff like"}, {"start": 10044.92, "end": 10054.7, "text": " It's more like that guy's trying to kill himself and you're preventing it more than you are"}, {"start": 10054.7, "end": 10056.5, "text": " causing his death."}, {"start": 10056.5, "end": 10063.5, "text": " Okay, so for this next one, well I'll give a little preface, alright?"}, {"start": 10063.5, "end": 10068.5, "text": " This is based off a task that we did in the first game show where I gave everyone like"}, {"start": 10068.5, "end": 10075.38, "text": " ten minutes or something and I said find the highest number. The highest number wins."}, {"start": 10075.38, "end": 10082.62, "text": " This time, quite simply, I want you to find the second highest number."}, {"start": 10082.62, "end": 10088.14, "text": " What is that? So the numbers on the screen and the second one wins?"}, {"start": 10088.14, "end": 10094.9, "text": " No. Within five minutes, you will all lock in a number. Whoever's number is second highest"}, {"start": 10094.9, "end": 10102.52, "text": " Third highest gets second lowest gets third and the highest number gets last wow the highest number gets last"}, {"start": 10102.64, "end": 10104.64, "text": " Okay, yeah, it's just a right number"}, {"start": 10106.96, "end": 10109.52, "text": " Yeah, so it has to be a"}, {"start": 10109.68, "end": 10116.32, "text": " Can't eat a number in a game that represents something that can count for example. This one needs a lot of preface"}, {"start": 10116.52, "end": 10120.24, "text": " Okay, for example a score a kill count"}, {"start": 10120.24, "end": 10130.76, "text": " right? But also, don't put up a game yet, I haven't said go. Oh, living. But also, like for example,"}, {"start": 10130.76, "end": 10137.52, "text": " I think Astrosfit found patch notes of Slade Aspire, where the patch notes said that the damage cap"}, {"start": 10137.52, "end": 10146.119999999999, "text": " was increased to 999,999,000 whatever. And I counted that. So any number that represents like, I would"}, {"start": 10146.12, "end": 10149.400000000001, "text": " count like a phone number or a credit card number"}, {"start": 10149.400000000001, "end": 10151.720000000001, "text": " because those don't represent anything that can be"}, {"start": 10151.720000000001, "end": 10154.52, "text": " but like we really can't cheat here because if we know each other's numbers"}, {"start": 10154.52, "end": 10158.04, "text": " it's like OP this is the play right this is the"}, {"start": 10158.04, "end": 10162.04, "text": " this is all just you are it's mind games you know it's actually"}, {"start": 10162.04, "end": 10165.960000000001, "text": " impressive just try to fix a second eyes number"}, {"start": 10165.960000000001, "end": 10169.800000000001, "text": " um you guys are going to leave you two one go you five minutes go"}, {"start": 10169.800000000001, "end": 10173.480000000001, "text": " and you can uh you can take a screenshot or whatever"}, {"start": 10173.48, "end": 10177.16, "text": " Or you can just keep it on your screen if you find it early, but by the end of the five minutes"}, {"start": 10178.279999999999, "end": 10180.279999999999, "text": " You need to uh"}, {"start": 10181.56, "end": 10183.56, "text": " Present it"}, {"start": 10184.439999999999, "end": 10187.24, "text": " This is just like this is I gotta make a read. That's all this is I again"}, {"start": 10187.88, "end": 10192.039999999999, "text": " I'm gonna close your streams and oh boy, and I'll look after"}, {"start": 10193.8, "end": 10199.88, "text": " Do you say go I said go. Yeah. Yeah. Okay second to go. Yeah four and a half minutes. Good luck"}, {"start": 10199.880000000001, "end": 10209.740000000002, "text": " This is so fucked because this can't be high it has to be like relatively low"}, {"start": 10229.880000000001, "end": 10242.36, "text": " I think I'm locked."}, {"start": 10242.36, "end": 10243.560000000001, "text": " You've locked your number."}, {"start": 10243.560000000001, "end": 10245.320000000002, "text": " I think I've locked my number."}, {"start": 10245.320000000002, "end": 10251.28, "text": " You can, I would, I'll say when you've locked in your number, just DM it to me and then,"}, {"start": 10251.28, "end": 10252.28, "text": " and that'll help."}, {"start": 10252.28, "end": 10254.28, "text": " But also keep it fine."}, {"start": 10254.28, "end": 10256.58, "text": " I feel like I shouldn't go like really high here."}, {"start": 10263.880000000001, "end": 10269.04, "text": " Like, dude, I might end at, like, I might just end straight at about 1600."}, {"start": 10277.08, "end": 10279.880000000001, "text": " Chat, no one's going above 3000."}, {"start": 10279.880000000001, "end": 10286.480000000001, "text": " Also, you can't like go into a game and type a number in chat, that wouldn't count."}, {"start": 10286.480000000001, "end": 10289.640000000001, "text": " So you have to find the number in a game."}, {"start": 10289.640000000001, "end": 10301.800000000001, "text": " Whether that's by scoring it or just seeing it."}, {"start": 10301.800000000001, "end": 10304.960000000001, "text": " Since I'm locked, can I go out of Hemo only?"}, {"start": 10304.960000000001, "end": 10309.160000000002, "text": " You can, yeah, but you'll have to go back before the start of the next test."}, {"start": 10309.16, "end": 10311.16, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10339.16, "end": 10346.039999999999, "text": " Uh, what's your time?"}, {"start": 10346.039999999999, "end": 10350.28, "text": " You're two minutes."}, {"start": 10350.28, "end": 10361.84, "text": " Uh, I'm gonna DM you the number now."}, {"start": 10361.84, "end": 10373.6, "text": " I think I end here oh my god, I hate this this is just a read oh"}, {"start": 10380.68, "end": 10383.460000000001, "text": " Okay, everyone's locked in but Della now looks like"}, {"start": 10384.12, "end": 10389.84, "text": " But you still have a minute and twenty-six. Can I change my number? I'm just this I'm trying to do I go pay for go home"}, {"start": 10389.84, "end": 10394.9, "text": " You can change your number if you want letter. Yeah, but once five minutes is up whatever you it's the last thing"}, {"start": 10394.9, "end": 10396.9, "text": " You sent to me is locked in"}, {"start": 10404.02, "end": 10406.02, "text": " Hold on"}, {"start": 10412.9, "end": 10416.66, "text": " Okay, this is gonna be my number I'm changing my number"}, {"start": 10419.84, "end": 10428.08, "text": " I can't do this this is the most scary challenge yet because I'm just I it's"}, {"start": 10428.08, "end": 10432.04, "text": " not like open the game it's like how well how well how well can you do this"}, {"start": 10432.04, "end": 10436.2, "text": " 35 seconds or we can call it but you're still getting in here I'm still"}, {"start": 10436.2, "end": 10442.48, "text": " thinking here now I'm terrified I was laughing I mean you know I can change my"}, {"start": 10442.48, "end": 10445.48, "text": " Oh my god, it's last minute change. Oh god, you guys are freaking me out."}, {"start": 10449.48, "end": 10452.48, "text": " Are you just gonna say the numbers out loud or are you gonna show them on your screen?"}, {"start": 10452.48, "end": 10454.48, "text": " I'll have you guys tell me your numbers."}, {"start": 10454.48, "end": 10457.48, "text": " Wait. Actually, I'm not gonna do this."}, {"start": 10459.48, "end": 10467.48, "text": " Alright, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1."}, {"start": 10467.48, "end": 10469.48, "text": " Alright, everyone's locked. Everyone is locked."}, {"start": 10469.48, "end": 10470.48, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 10470.48, "end": 10477.48, "text": " I can see where you guys are locked, so do not try to send a new number."}, {"start": 10477.48, "end": 10481.48, "text": " Okay, let's go through."}, {"start": 10481.48, "end": 10483.48, "text": " I'll pull up your guys' streams."}, {"start": 10483.48, "end": 10484.48, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 10484.48, "end": 10487.48, "text": " I'll look at each other's streams yet."}, {"start": 10487.48, "end": 10489.48, "text": " If they're up on your streams."}, {"start": 10489.48, "end": 10490.48, "text": " I'll pull it up."}, {"start": 10490.48, "end": 10491.48, "text": " I have to reopen the game."}, {"start": 10491.48, "end": 10493.48, "text": " I almost opened too many numbers."}, {"start": 10493.48, "end": 10495.48, "text": " I feel like I have too many numbers on my screen."}, {"start": 10495.48, "end": 10497.48, "text": " You guys are so nervous."}, {"start": 10497.48, "end": 10498.48, "text": " I like this."}, {"start": 10498.48, "end": 10500.48, "text": " It's the most nerve-wracking one."}, {"start": 10500.48, "end": 10501.48, "text": " Yeah, I don't know why."}, {"start": 10501.48, "end": 10502.48, "text": " Yeah, it actually is."}, {"start": 10502.48, "end": 10503.48, "text": " This one's intense."}, {"start": 10503.48, "end": 10504.48, "text": " This one is intense."}, {"start": 10504.48, "end": 10506.48, "text": " Low key, hard to get second in anything."}, {"start": 10506.48, "end": 10507.48, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 10507.48, "end": 10510.48, "text": " You just tried to scam me and sent me a new number."}, {"start": 10510.48, "end": 10511.48, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 10511.48, "end": 10512.48, "text": " Check the same."}, {"start": 10512.48, "end": 10514.48, "text": " I just got a new DM."}, {"start": 10514.48, "end": 10515.48, "text": " I just got a new DM."}, {"start": 10515.48, "end": 10516.48, "text": " I realized."}, {"start": 10516.48, "end": 10518.48, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 10518.48, "end": 10519.48, "text": " I realized."}, {"start": 10519.48, "end": 10522.48, "text": " There's two things circled here."}, {"start": 10522.48, "end": 10523.48, "text": " Which one am I looking at?"}, {"start": 10523.48, "end": 10524.48, "text": " Top or bottom?"}, {"start": 10524.48, "end": 10526.48, "text": " Am I allowed to pick?"}, {"start": 10526.48, "end": 10528.48, "text": " What? Ain't no way, bro."}, {"start": 10528.48, "end": 10530.48, "text": " Which one did you walk in before?"}, {"start": 10530.48, "end": 10533.48, "text": " I didn't lock either, and that's what I'm trying to figure out."}, {"start": 10533.48, "end": 10535.48, "text": " Okay, pick one down, man. Pick one down."}, {"start": 10535.48, "end": 10537.48, "text": " No! No!"}, {"start": 10537.48, "end": 10538.48, "text": " Okay, what do we..."}, {"start": 10538.48, "end": 10540.48, "text": " Probably should pick the highest one."}, {"start": 10540.48, "end": 10542.48, "text": " Can I change mine, then, Tim?"}, {"start": 10542.48, "end": 10544.48, "text": " No, that's my stream, are you?"}, {"start": 10544.48, "end": 10546.48, "text": " I'm going to go with a bottom number."}, {"start": 10546.48, "end": 10547.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10547.48, "end": 10549.48, "text": " I hate this!"}, {"start": 10549.48, "end": 10551.48, "text": " Fucking, I'm so terrified."}, {"start": 10551.48, "end": 10553.48, "text": " Oh, do I have a bottom one?"}, {"start": 10553.48, "end": 10554.48, "text": " Let's start with Ludwig then."}, {"start": 10554.48, "end": 10556.56, "text": " Ludwig, what number did you pick?"}, {"start": 10556.56, "end": 10558.32, "text": " No, I want to go with the top number."}, {"start": 10558.32, "end": 10559.16, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10559.16, "end": 10559.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10559.98, "end": 10560.82, "text": " You picked bottom."}, {"start": 10560.82, "end": 10562.16, "text": " You picked bottom."}, {"start": 10562.16, "end": 10563.16, "text": " Say your number."}, {"start": 10563.16, "end": 10564.16, "text": " Tell everyone else."}, {"start": 10564.16, "end": 10565.16, "text": " Challenge, bro."}, {"start": 10565.16, "end": 10566.16, "text": " Tell everyone else."}, {"start": 10566.16, "end": 10567.16, "text": " What's your number?"}, {"start": 10567.16, "end": 10568.16, "text": " My number is 20."}, {"start": 10568.16, "end": 10569.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10569.16, "end": 10570.16, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10570.16, "end": 10571.16, "text": " 20 from Ludwig."}, {"start": 10571.16, "end": 10572.16, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10572.16, "end": 10573.16, "text": " Next up."}, {"start": 10573.16, "end": 10574.16, "text": " Lazy Mattman."}, {"start": 10574.16, "end": 10575.16, "text": " What number did you pick?"}, {"start": 10575.16, "end": 10576.16, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 10576.16, "end": 10577.16, "text": " Ten thousand."}, {"start": 10577.16, "end": 10578.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10578.16, "end": 10579.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10579.16, "end": 10580.16, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 10580.16, "end": 10582.16, "text": " Okay, thank you"}, {"start": 10585.92, "end": 10593.8, "text": " Which guarantees one we're getting at least I guess I'm sorry. Yeah at worst. All right, Della. What is your number?"}, {"start": 10594.92, "end": 10598.0, "text": " He's seven thousand four hundred and forty. Wow"}, {"start": 10601.28, "end": 10603.28, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10604.44, "end": 10606.44, "text": " Seven thousand right and then grand poop"}, {"start": 10610.16, "end": 10612.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10616.0, "end": 10622.94, "text": " Which means Della gets first Ludwig gets second who gets third and lazy Ivan gets last place"}, {"start": 10625.2, "end": 10629.94, "text": " Thank you so much for changing your number well either number I had would have been second because I"}, {"start": 10630.72, "end": 10632.72, "text": " Was seven hundred or twenty?"}, {"start": 10632.92, "end": 10637.56, "text": " No, but the thing is that I changed my number. I had 880. I would yeah, that's true"}, {"start": 10640.16, "end": 10644.44, "text": " So I thought everyone was gonna go low because no one wanted to be last"}, {"start": 10646.16, "end": 10649.92, "text": " Mumbled under your breath and that one's going out of three and then you said you made me like second guess myself"}, {"start": 10649.92, "end": 10651.92, "text": " And I was like it works your mind game"}, {"start": 10655.72, "end": 10657.72, "text": " My first number was"}, {"start": 10664.88, "end": 10668.64, "text": " That is the craziest challenge never do that to anyone ever"}, {"start": 10670.16, "end": 10675.6, "text": " I like that one. That was a 1,000. That one actually was way more intense than I thought it would be."}, {"start": 10675.6, "end": 10678.92, "text": " That's pretty stressful. Because it's, you know, what you think you're choice."}, {"start": 10678.92, "end": 10681.42, "text": " My numbers initially showed in K, I would have lost."}, {"start": 10681.42, "end": 10682.92, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10682.92, "end": 10684.42, "text": " Everyone went pretty low."}, {"start": 10684.42, "end": 10685.42, "text": " I did Balochro."}, {"start": 10685.42, "end": 10686.42, "text": " I did too, yeah."}, {"start": 10686.42, "end": 10691.92, "text": " So wait, how did you get such a low number in Balochro, do you use your level?"}, {"start": 10691.92, "end": 10696.92, "text": " I used, I did 3, 1, 3. I just played 1, 3. And then I got 8."}, {"start": 10696.92, "end": 10703.92, "text": " And then I was, and see that, I was thinking about using like the death 1-62 on that, which is a 300."}, {"start": 10703.92, "end": 10709.92, "text": " Alright, well guys, this is it. We got one cast left."}, {"start": 10709.92, "end": 10710.92, "text": " Okay, how are you?"}, {"start": 10710.92, "end": 10715.92, "text": " And this one is last for a reason. This one is double points."}, {"start": 10715.92, "end": 10720.92, "text": " So you could win eight points on this here. Let me, real quick, let me add up the scores."}, {"start": 10720.92, "end": 10725.92, "text": " I won't tell you everyone's scores, but I will tell you if it's close."}, {"start": 10725.92, "end": 10730.92, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10730.92, "end": 10742.92, "text": " Um, okay, well, the person who's at last cannot win."}, {"start": 10742.92, "end": 10747.92, "text": " But, but, anyone else can."}, {"start": 10747.92, "end": 10750.92, "text": " It's me by the way, I'm not lost."}, {"start": 10750.92, "end": 10759.62, "text": " And anyone else can win other than the last place competitor, but the last place competitor"}, {"start": 10759.62, "end": 10764.7, "text": " can make their way into third."}, {"start": 10764.7, "end": 10770.26, "text": " So none of these placements are set in stone right now, but this will make the difference."}, {"start": 10770.26, "end": 10774.26, "text": " Alright. Okay, so, what?"}, {"start": 10774.26, "end": 10777.26, "text": " I'm stressing my heart. I just need a second to breathe."}, {"start": 10777.26, "end": 10782.26, "text": " That should be the last challenge of your next video. Like, honestly, God, that sucks."}, {"start": 10782.26, "end": 10787.26, "text": " Why am I nervous right now for just the last time?"}, {"start": 10787.26, "end": 10794.26, "text": " Alright guys, for this last task, I'm going to specify because I don't want this to be stretched too hard."}, {"start": 10794.26, "end": 10802.26, "text": " What I want you to do, and don't go until I say go, is play a game within a game, and"}, {"start": 10802.26, "end": 10810.5, "text": " what I mean, wait, hold on, what I mean, I don't mean like boot up, you know, the insane"}, {"start": 10810.5, "end": 10815.26, "text": " trilogy collection and play one of those, alright, I mean like, go into a video game"}, {"start": 10815.26, "end": 10823.26, "text": " and have your character play a video game, essentially, okay, yeah, go."}, {"start": 10823.26, "end": 10825.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10828.7, "end": 10832.82, "text": " Oh God does this count boot up. No, that's exactly what I just said doesn't count"}, {"start": 10839.14, "end": 10841.14, "text": " Who'd up"}, {"start": 10846.42, "end": 10848.42, "text": " And I got I don't know if this is open right away"}, {"start": 10853.26, "end": 10858.26, "text": " you have to load a new file no matter what yeah yeah"}, {"start": 10858.26, "end": 10865.26, "text": " is it in here?"}, {"start": 10865.26, "end": 10868.26, "text": " done play a game"}, {"start": 10868.26, "end": 10870.26, "text": " I can't see it Matt"}, {"start": 10870.26, "end": 10873.26, "text": " no I can't see it"}, {"start": 10873.26, "end": 10875.26, "text": " you better get it on screen"}, {"start": 10875.26, "end": 10879.26, "text": " Don I'm playing a game"}, {"start": 10879.26, "end": 10881.26, "text": " I'm playing a game"}, {"start": 10881.26, "end": 10883.26, "text": " I'm literally playing again."}, {"start": 10883.26, "end": 10885.26, "text": " I was literally playing again."}, {"start": 10885.26, "end": 10887.26, "text": " He didn't show it."}, {"start": 10887.26, "end": 10889.26, "text": " No, but I'm doing it."}, {"start": 10889.26, "end": 10891.26, "text": " Yeah, but you weren't showing it."}, {"start": 10891.26, "end": 10893.26, "text": " I'm doing it. I'm in again."}, {"start": 10893.26, "end": 10895.26, "text": " Wait, I'm kind of mugging."}, {"start": 10895.26, "end": 10897.26, "text": " Wait, how did you get here?"}, {"start": 10897.26, "end": 10899.26, "text": " I want to see how you got here first."}, {"start": 10899.26, "end": 10901.26, "text": " I will lock in the"}, {"start": 10901.26, "end": 10903.26, "text": " the timing of when I saw it, but..."}, {"start": 10903.26, "end": 10905.26, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 10905.26, "end": 10907.26, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 10907.26, "end": 10909.26, "text": " How did you get here?"}, {"start": 10909.26, "end": 10914.86, "text": " got there well how did I meet yeah like from in-game how did you get to that"}, {"start": 10914.86, "end": 10919.7, "text": " okay so when you show me and have your game actually capture this time yeah"}, {"start": 10919.7, "end": 10922.66, "text": " here I promise you so now the game is capturing it wasn't working display"}, {"start": 10922.66, "end": 10928.26, "text": " whatever so when you boot open the end is not created by Emma McGillen"}, {"start": 10928.26, "end": 10938.34, "text": " wonderful video game if you do a new file let me delete this file okay did you"}, {"start": 10938.34, "end": 10940.98, "text": " have to show it wasn't that a rule. It had to be on the rule."}, {"start": 10940.98, "end": 10946.86, "text": " When you open the game, when you open the game, this guy's name is Ash, and he plays"}, {"start": 10946.86, "end": 10949.86, "text": " a video game with them video game. That's it. That's literally the beginning of the game."}, {"start": 10949.86, "end": 10953.66, "text": " That's like his reflection in the game. I'm about to play a game."}, {"start": 10953.66, "end": 10961.26, "text": " Okay, well I will say, yeah, go ahead, Della. Okay, the main game is over. Now, it is a"}, {"start": 10961.26, "end": 10965.06, "text": " mini game. Show. I'm done, right?"}, {"start": 10965.06, "end": 10967.06, "text": " You're good, Ludd. I just got a..."}, {"start": 10967.06, "end": 10969.06, "text": " Yes, you did, yes."}, {"start": 10969.06, "end": 10971.06, "text": " No, you're not playing a video game."}, {"start": 10971.06, "end": 10972.06, "text": " Fuck you! Yes, I am!"}, {"start": 10972.06, "end": 10974.06, "text": " You're playing like, uh..."}, {"start": 10975.06, "end": 10978.06, "text": " Like, when you go to Six Flags and you're shooting stuff."}, {"start": 10978.06, "end": 10980.06, "text": " No, I'm playing... It's called a minigame show."}, {"start": 10980.06, "end": 10981.06, "text": " It's called a minigame."}, {"start": 10981.06, "end": 10982.06, "text": " Literally a minigame."}, {"start": 10982.06, "end": 10984.06, "text": " Yeah, but a game show... This is a game show."}, {"start": 10984.06, "end": 10985.06, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 10985.06, "end": 10986.06, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 10986.06, "end": 10987.06, "text": " It's not inherently a game."}, {"start": 10987.06, "end": 10988.06, "text": " No, no, no. It is a game."}, {"start": 10989.06, "end": 10992.06, "text": " Because there's different kinds of games. There's, like, different minigames."}, {"start": 10992.06, "end": 10994.06, "text": " No, I don't think I can count that, uh..."}, {"start": 10994.06, "end": 10994.76, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10994.76, "end": 10996.859999999999, "text": " Oh my god, I hope you get a lot of hate comments for that one."}, {"start": 10996.859999999999, "end": 10999.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10999.26, "end": 11001.76, "text": " And I'll have to make my ruling here."}, {"start": 11001.76, "end": 11004.26, "text": " Matt, I'm sorry, it wasn't on screen."}, {"start": 11004.26, "end": 11006.119999999999, "text": " I saw what I experienced."}, {"start": 11006.119999999999, "end": 11010.199999999999, "text": " I'm going to give first the lead and second to Matt."}, {"start": 11010.199999999999, "end": 11011.14, "text": " OK, whatever."}, {"start": 11011.14, "end": 11014.14, "text": " Don't worry, Deli, you got four minutes before I can do mine."}, {"start": 11014.14, "end": 11014.64, "text": " I'll take a second."}, {"start": 11014.64, "end": 11015.56, "text": " Like, Loki."}, {"start": 11015.56, "end": 11016.72, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 11016.72, "end": 11017.96, "text": " You got four minutes."}, {"start": 11017.96, "end": 11018.46, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11021.46, "end": 11022.76, "text": " That's a great game, by the way."}, {"start": 11022.76, "end": 11027.64, "text": " I played it a bit, I never went back to it, but I did need to go back to it."}, {"start": 11027.64, "end": 11028.64, "text": " It's wonderful."}, {"start": 11028.64, "end": 11029.64, "text": " Where's my mouse?"}, {"start": 11029.64, "end": 11030.64, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11030.64, "end": 11042.64, "text": " This is only, is this an Animal Crossing or the two I can think of, Chad?"}, {"start": 11042.64, "end": 11048.64, "text": " Animal Crossing, yeah, Animal Crossing's a good point."}, {"start": 11048.64, "end": 11049.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11049.64, "end": 11056.88, "text": " Why do I get very clutch having an arcade simulator?"}, {"start": 11056.88, "end": 11057.88, "text": " Dude this game rules."}, {"start": 11057.88, "end": 11058.88, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11058.88, "end": 11059.88, "text": " Is that what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 11059.88, "end": 11060.88, "text": " I'm just saving the name of the game."}, {"start": 11060.88, "end": 11074.599999999999, "text": " Well, I guess if you don't have it right, right, I'm assuming."}, {"start": 11074.599999999999, "end": 11075.72, "text": " I don't know what it's called."}, {"start": 11075.72, "end": 11076.72, "text": " It wasn't called that."}, {"start": 11076.72, "end": 11077.72, "text": " It's not called that."}, {"start": 11077.72, "end": 11078.72, "text": " Oh, gotcha, gotcha."}, {"start": 11078.72, "end": 11080.72, "text": " game"}, {"start": 11081.22, "end": 11086.279999999999, "text": " Dude, it's crazy how fast you know the game. I counted mats. He just didn't have it on screen"}, {"start": 11086.539999999999, "end": 11088.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, no, no, that's like I see it"}, {"start": 11089.22, "end": 11094.66, "text": " That was actually it like it the display captain didn't work. That's all I was but like I fully believe that Mac did it before Ludwig"}, {"start": 11094.66, "end": 11095.939999999999, "text": " but"}, {"start": 11095.939999999999, "end": 11097.939999999999, "text": " No, I'll take whatever like a"}, {"start": 11098.619999999999, "end": 11101.939999999999, "text": " If I can tell more people to play the end is not as great. Whatever. I'll take that"}, {"start": 11101.94, "end": 11108.6, "text": " Oh, you went straight to the stacker gun right?"}, {"start": 11108.6, "end": 11109.6, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 11109.6, "end": 11110.6, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11110.6, "end": 11111.6, "text": " No, I said video game."}, {"start": 11111.6, "end": 11113.1, "text": " That's not... that's a board game."}, {"start": 11113.1, "end": 11114.42, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 11114.42, "end": 11115.42, "text": " I specified."}, {"start": 11115.42, "end": 11116.42, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 11116.42, "end": 11117.42, "text": " Why is this open?"}, {"start": 11117.42, "end": 11118.42, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11118.42, "end": 11119.42, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11119.42, "end": 11126.42, "text": " What's happening? Why is this open?"}, {"start": 11126.42, "end": 11139.42, "text": " Wait, I'll hold on it. Is it done?"}, {"start": 11139.42, "end": 11144.42, "text": " Nope, no. I have it. Oh."}, {"start": 11144.42, "end": 11149.42, "text": " I don't know, did that just reset my time?"}, {"start": 11149.42, "end": 11150.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11150.42, "end": 11158.42, "text": " Alright, you got 6 minutes now, that was a horrible decision by me."}, {"start": 11158.42, "end": 11162.42, "text": " Yeah, why did you quit out, you were on it?"}, {"start": 11162.42, "end": 11164.42, "text": " Good looking at it, seem like."}, {"start": 11164.42, "end": 11166.42, "text": " Well, I thought I was about to win."}, {"start": 11166.42, "end": 11172.42, "text": " I thought I was about to win, that's why."}, {"start": 11172.42, "end": 11175.42, "text": " I did specify video game. I want a video game inside of a video game."}, {"start": 11175.42, "end": 11177.98, "text": " That's my specification."}, {"start": 11177.98, "end": 11182.22, "text": " Well, your specification was your character has to play a video game inside of a video game."}, {"start": 11182.22, "end": 11184.42, "text": " Ah! That was your specification."}, {"start": 11184.42, "end": 11188.42, "text": " It's like you had a character that plays a video game inside of a video game."}, {"start": 11188.42, "end": 11190.42, "text": " Uh, yeah?"}, {"start": 11190.42, "end": 11192.42, "text": " That was your specification. Okay, just make sure."}, {"start": 11192.42, "end": 11196.42, "text": " So who hasn't done that? Has anyone not done that?"}, {"start": 11196.42, "end": 11197.42, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 11197.42, "end": 11200.42, "text": " I don't know. I haven't seen anyone's thing."}, {"start": 11200.42, "end": 11208.42, "text": " I definitely fulfilled it. I'll say I'm not cheating. Yeah, you could see the reflection of Matt's character in the screen that he was playing on."}, {"start": 11208.42, "end": 11212.42, "text": " I think it might actually be the best game for this."}, {"start": 11212.42, "end": 11216.42, "text": " It's literally the opening of the game."}, {"start": 11216.42, "end": 11218.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11218.42, "end": 11220.42, "text": " Did you do End of the Night?"}, {"start": 11220.42, "end": 11222.42, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 11230.42, "end": 11239.02, "text": " What time does this open to?"}, {"start": 11239.02, "end": 11241.82, "text": " Four minutes."}, {"start": 11241.82, "end": 11242.82, "text": " Four real minutes?"}, {"start": 11242.82, "end": 11243.82, "text": " Four real IRL minutes."}, {"start": 11243.82, "end": 11244.82, "text": " Four IRL minutes, yes."}, {"start": 11244.82, "end": 11245.82, "text": " Oh, Della has IRLs."}, {"start": 11245.82, "end": 11246.82, "text": " Someone in my chat mentioned this game."}, {"start": 11246.82, "end": 11247.82, "text": " I don't know how long it takes."}, {"start": 11247.82, "end": 11248.82, "text": " Very much so."}, {"start": 11248.82, "end": 11249.82, "text": " Fairly longer than four minutes."}, {"start": 11249.82, "end": 11250.82, "text": " I look like an alcoholic sitting outside the sun right now."}, {"start": 11250.82, "end": 11251.82, "text": " I can't believe you said that."}, {"start": 11251.82, "end": 11252.82, "text": " I don't know how long it takes."}, {"start": 11252.82, "end": 11253.82, "text": " I don't know how long it takes."}, {"start": 11253.82, "end": 11254.82, "text": " Very much so."}, {"start": 11254.82, "end": 11255.82, "text": " Fairly longer than four minutes."}, {"start": 11255.82, "end": 11259.82, "text": " I look like an alcoholic sitting outside the sun right now."}, {"start": 11259.82, "end": 11268.82, "text": " I can't believe none of you doodled up infinite warfare zombies and died in the space that I went to after life arcade"}, {"start": 11268.82, "end": 11270.82, "text": " Did he only?"}, {"start": 11270.82, "end": 11272.82, "text": " Oh yeah, but now he's one"}, {"start": 11272.82, "end": 11277.82, "text": " You know, I just couldn't install it in time, you know, I just couldn't install it in time with this thing"}, {"start": 11277.82, "end": 11279.82, "text": " Yeah, yeah, for sure"}, {"start": 11279.82, "end": 11281.82, "text": " Is that like Tahoe internet?"}, {"start": 11281.82, "end": 11284.82, "text": " It was, yeah, I mean 120 gigs that they just couldn't do"}, {"start": 11284.82, "end": 11289.82, "text": " Della, you can access all the chapters whenever, right?"}, {"start": 11289.82, "end": 11290.82, "text": " You don't have to."}, {"start": 11290.82, "end": 11291.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11291.82, "end": 11294.82, "text": " Thanks for having me."}, {"start": 11294.82, "end": 11298.82, "text": " Well, you have three minutes, it seems like."}, {"start": 11298.82, "end": 11299.82, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 11299.82, "end": 11300.82, "text": " Two?"}, {"start": 11300.82, "end": 11303.82, "text": " Well, two minutes and 30 seconds now."}, {"start": 11303.82, "end": 11304.82, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11304.82, "end": 11311.82, "text": " Game or you play in Della?"}, {"start": 11311.82, "end": 11316.82, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11316.82, "end": 11322.82, "text": " I guess I'll find out."}, {"start": 11322.82, "end": 11327.82, "text": " Would you not play at all, or are you not at all?"}, {"start": 11327.82, "end": 11332.82, "text": " No, I played all the chapters."}, {"start": 11332.82, "end": 11337.82, "text": " I play chapter 1"}, {"start": 11337.82, "end": 11340.82, "text": " Can I ask you a question CJ?"}, {"start": 11340.82, "end": 11341.82, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 11341.82, "end": 11345.82, "text": " Do you have taken the NES and the opening of Pokemon?"}, {"start": 11345.82, "end": 11347.82, "text": " Oh my god, play it"}, {"start": 11347.82, "end": 11348.82, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11348.82, "end": 11350.82, "text": " That's true"}, {"start": 11353.82, "end": 11358.82, "text": " You know what, I would have even taken like, um, Smash Bros. Brawl"}, {"start": 11358.82, "end": 11361.82, "text": " Is it Smash Bros. Brawl when you can play like, Game Devons?"}, {"start": 11361.82, "end": 11366.3, "text": " Yeah, you can then, like, people figure out how to, uh, get to the end of the alternate time and stuff."}, {"start": 11366.3, "end": 11367.3, "text": " I would maybe cut that."}, {"start": 11367.3, "end": 11368.8, "text": " That'd be fair."}, {"start": 11368.8, "end": 11372.1, "text": " Although, I might do the speedrun without characters not playing it, but..."}, {"start": 11372.1, "end": 11375.1, "text": " It's so sick that it would be..."}, {"start": 11375.1, "end": 11377.1, "text": " Yeah, it's just funny, so..."}, {"start": 11377.1, "end": 11380.1, "text": " The animal crossing ones are deadly cowards, you know."}, {"start": 11380.1, "end": 11381.1, "text": " One more minute."}, {"start": 11381.1, "end": 11383.1, "text": " I'll, like, gamecube one or two more minutes."}, {"start": 11391.82, "end": 11397.82, "text": " Are you close you think Dullard?"}, {"start": 11397.82, "end": 11400.82, "text": " You don't fucking know these people you have so much."}, {"start": 11400.82, "end": 11401.82, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11401.82, "end": 11403.82, "text": " Goddamnit Toby."}, {"start": 11403.82, "end": 11404.82, "text": " Open!"}, {"start": 11404.82, "end": 11405.82, "text": " Open!"}, {"start": 11405.82, "end": 11406.82, "text": " Open!"}, {"start": 11406.82, "end": 11407.82, "text": " Open!"}, {"start": 11407.82, "end": 11411.82, "text": " I got another walking slow fuck off."}, {"start": 11411.82, "end": 11418.82, "text": " Yes chap, Pico 8 and Celeste would absolutely count and you just have to get to chapter 3"}, {"start": 11418.82, "end": 11420.82, "text": " and then like halfway through chapter 3"}, {"start": 11420.82, "end": 11422.5, "text": " I was going to say that's pretty deep"}, {"start": 11422.5, "end": 11423.5, "text": " Could you do all cheats?"}, {"start": 11423.5, "end": 11427.5, "text": " Oh, like the accessibility feature or something?"}, {"start": 11427.5, "end": 11429.5, "text": " Yeah, stuff's built into the game, it's fine"}, {"start": 11429.5, "end": 11433.5, "text": " I said last time, like if you did cheat codes in like 2k4, I would count it"}, {"start": 11433.5, "end": 11435.0, "text": " I'm in, I'm in"}, {"start": 11435.0, "end": 11437.0, "text": " Alright, two points"}, {"start": 11437.0, "end": 11439.0, "text": " We can start easy"}, {"start": 11439.0, "end": 11441.0, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 11441.0, "end": 11443.0, "text": " That's first place for Pooh"}, {"start": 11443.0, "end": 11459.44, "text": " and then Dele gets two points. Alright, well, that is the end of the game show, guys, and"}, {"start": 11459.44, "end": 11470.96, "text": " I have the final scores here. And we'll go through from last to first. In fourth place"}, {"start": 11470.960000000001, "end": 11473.960000000001, "text": " It's not last, sorry, fourth, it's the nice way of saying it."}, {"start": 11473.960000000001, "end": 11475.960000000001, "text": " It's the last place."}, {"start": 11475.960000000001, "end": 11477.960000000001, "text": " Unfortunately, it is Della."}, {"start": 11477.960000000001, "end": 11483.960000000001, "text": " Della, you had a very good start, but definitely had trouble with the later tasks."}, {"start": 11483.960000000001, "end": 11486.960000000001, "text": " But you were off to a very good start."}, {"start": 11486.960000000001, "end": 11488.960000000001, "text": " It was a bit of a fall from grace."}, {"start": 11488.960000000001, "end": 11491.960000000001, "text": " Then, and that's with 31 points."}, {"start": 11491.960000000001, "end": 11496.960000000001, "text": " Then in third place with 38 points, is Grand Poo Bear?"}, {"start": 11496.960000000001, "end": 11498.960000000001, "text": " Yep, yep."}, {"start": 11498.960000000001, "end": 11505.02, "text": " Who's pretty consistent the whole way through but he could not match the the highs that that Matt and Ludwig paid"}, {"start": 11506.94, "end": 11508.94, "text": " But which one of them won"}, {"start": 11509.160000000002, "end": 11511.160000000002, "text": " That's the question"}, {"start": 11511.480000000001, "end": 11516.02, "text": " It was very very close. Oh, God because in first place"}, {"start": 11517.300000000001, "end": 11519.300000000001, "text": " We have a tie"}, {"start": 11519.300000000001, "end": 11520.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11520.300000000001, "end": 11521.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11521.300000000001, "end": 11522.300000000001, "text": " That's a tie!"}, {"start": 11522.300000000001, "end": 11524.300000000001, "text": " Gamer on gamer action, that's crazy."}, {"start": 11524.300000000001, "end": 11527.300000000001, "text": " Which means we're gonna have to go into a tiebreaker."}, {"start": 11527.300000000001, "end": 11529.300000000001, "text": " I don't like that."}, {"start": 11529.300000000001, "end": 11532.300000000001, "text": " I was not prepared for this, I'm gonna be totally honest."}, {"start": 11532.300000000001, "end": 11535.300000000001, "text": " Ludwig made an insane comeback at the second half, but..."}, {"start": 11535.300000000001, "end": 11539.300000000001, "text": " It's been an absolute pleasure, no matter what happens, Matt."}, {"start": 11539.300000000001, "end": 11540.300000000001, "text": " It's been a pleasure."}, {"start": 11540.300000000001, "end": 11541.300000000001, "text": " No, this is gamer, this is gamer."}, {"start": 11541.300000000001, "end": 11545.300000000001, "text": " These are two newly engaged gamers dueling to the death."}, {"start": 11545.300000000001, "end": 11546.300000000001, "text": " Okay, yes!"}, {"start": 11546.300000000001, "end": 11548.300000000001, "text": " This is gamer, I love that."}, {"start": 11548.300000000001, "end": 11552.300000000001, "text": " Ok, it all came down to Matt not capturing the game, like that's crazy."}, {"start": 11552.300000000001, "end": 11558.300000000001, "text": " So, I wasn't prepared for this, but here's what we're going to do."}, {"start": 11558.300000000001, "end": 11563.300000000001, "text": " We're just going to take the final cast from a different episode, and you guys are going to race in that."}, {"start": 11563.300000000001, "end": 11566.300000000001, "text": " Can we get Dele get to race too?"}, {"start": 11566.300000000001, "end": 11568.300000000001, "text": " You guys can play if you want, yeah?"}, {"start": 11568.300000000001, "end": 11570.300000000001, "text": " Ok, I don't."}, {"start": 11570.300000000001, "end": 11572.300000000001, "text": " You don't want to?"}, {"start": 11572.300000000001, "end": 11573.300000000001, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 11573.300000000001, "end": 11575.300000000001, "text": " Do we get points?"}, {"start": 11575.300000000001, "end": 11576.300000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11576.300000000001, "end": 11577.300000000001, "text": " You can get points, sure."}, {"start": 11577.300000000001, "end": 11578.300000000001, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 11578.300000000001, "end": 11579.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11579.300000000001, "end": 11580.300000000001, "text": " I'll get the points."}, {"start": 11580.300000000001, "end": 11581.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11581.300000000001, "end": 11584.300000000001, "text": " For your final task, hold on one second."}, {"start": 11584.300000000001, "end": 11585.300000000001, "text": " What's worth 10,000 points?"}, {"start": 11585.300000000001, "end": 11586.300000000001, "text": " I think I know what it is."}, {"start": 11586.300000000001, "end": 11587.300000000001, "text": " I think I know what it is."}, {"start": 11587.300000000001, "end": 11588.300000000001, "text": " At least the 100 points."}, {"start": 11588.300000000001, "end": 11589.300000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 11589.300000000001, "end": 11592.300000000001, "text": " Oh my God, you pulled up the two episodes and you checked and you're, oh my God."}, {"start": 11592.300000000001, "end": 11594.300000000001, "text": " I genuinely think I know the last test."}, {"start": 11594.300000000001, "end": 11598.1, "text": " Okay, so from the first episode, this final task, actually the final task in this one,"}, {"start": 11598.1, "end": 11602.980000000001, "text": " which was play a game in a game, was like kind of inspired by the final task in the first"}, {"start": 11602.980000000001, "end": 11603.980000000001, "text": " episode."}, {"start": 11603.980000000001, "end": 11605.980000000001, "text": " It's very different, but it led me there."}, {"start": 11605.98, "end": 11610.98, "text": " All I want you to do, when I say go, hands off your keyboard, hands off your mouse button."}, {"start": 11610.98, "end": 11612.98, "text": " My hands are off, bro."}, {"start": 11612.98, "end": 11616.98, "text": " Ease, find a character from another series, go."}, {"start": 11626.98, "end": 11634.98, "text": " From another series or from another, like, can it be an IRL character in a game, like if LeBron James is in, like, multiverses?"}, {"start": 11634.98, "end": 11646.199999999999, "text": " I don't want no hornet in Hollow Knight because she's a little bit of a skin."}, {"start": 11646.199999999999, "end": 11647.199999999999, "text": " It depends."}, {"start": 11647.199999999999, "end": 11648.199999999999, "text": " Not a fall guy skin."}, {"start": 11648.199999999999, "end": 11649.699999999999, "text": " I said no to that last one."}, {"start": 11649.699999999999, "end": 11651.58, "text": " That's not the character."}, {"start": 11651.58, "end": 11652.58, "text": " That's just no."}, {"start": 11652.58, "end": 11653.58, "text": " Good to know."}, {"start": 11653.58, "end": 11654.58, "text": " Good to know."}, {"start": 11654.58, "end": 11656.58, "text": " I'm not putting up right now anyway."}, {"start": 11656.58, "end": 11658.58, "text": " Ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 11658.58, "end": 11664.58, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11664.58, "end": 11666.58, "text": " Matt, if you're booting some of it's not on your screen,"}, {"start": 11666.58, "end": 11667.58, "text": " I'm just letting you know."}, {"start": 11667.58, "end": 11668.58, "text": " Okay, well, I'll fix it, don't worry."}, {"start": 11668.58, "end": 11670.58, "text": " Are you using display capture?"}, {"start": 11670.58, "end": 11672.58, "text": " Yes, I am, there it is."}, {"start": 11672.58, "end": 11674.58, "text": " It's like when I tab in it doesn't work,"}, {"start": 11674.58, "end": 11675.58, "text": " but you know what, it's okay, don't worry."}, {"start": 11675.58, "end": 11676.58, "text": " CJ, under 10-"}, {"start": 11676.58, "end": 11678.58, "text": " You know what, it is good."}, {"start": 11678.58, "end": 11679.58, "text": " Undertale?"}, {"start": 11679.58, "end": 11680.58, "text": " No, they're the same series."}, {"start": 11680.58, "end": 11683.58, "text": " Is there going to be an Among Us character?"}, {"start": 11683.58, "end": 11684.539999999999, "text": " What are you saying?"}, {"start": 11684.539999999999, "end": 11685.039999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11685.039999999999, "end": 11686.539999999999, "text": " Like an Among Us skin and ninja in it?"}, {"start": 11686.539999999999, "end": 11687.039999999999, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11687.039999999999, "end": 11688.34, "text": " And Mr. Beast?"}, {"start": 11688.34, "end": 11688.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11688.84, "end": 11689.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11689.34, "end": 11692.84, "text": " So like what do you fucking mean then, bro?"}, {"start": 11692.84, "end": 11693.84, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 11693.84, "end": 11694.34, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 11694.34, "end": 11696.34, "text": " You don't need to try it because I already got it!"}, {"start": 11696.34, "end": 11697.34, "text": " I got it!"}, {"start": 11697.34, "end": 11700.34, "text": " I got time fucking Steven from Pugetix!"}, {"start": 11700.34, "end": 11701.34, "text": " That's it!"}, {"start": 11701.34, "end": 11702.34, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 11702.34, "end": 11703.34, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 11703.34, "end": 11706.34, "text": " Another game like the cameo in this game!"}, {"start": 11706.34, "end": 11707.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11707.34, "end": 11709.34, "text": " Oh yeah, that is gonna be..."}, {"start": 11709.34, "end": 11711.34, "text": " That is not on screen somehow, but..."}, {"start": 11711.34, "end": 11713.34, "text": " Not out but..."}, {"start": 11715.34, "end": 11717.34, "text": " Blazing Batman wins!"}, {"start": 11717.34, "end": 11719.34, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11719.34, "end": 11721.34, "text": " Congrats!"}, {"start": 11721.34, "end": 11723.34, "text": " Super-nuper congrats!"}, {"start": 11723.34, "end": 11727.34, "text": " Uh, does this happen on a new file, Matt?"}, {"start": 11727.34, "end": 11730.34, "text": " You said Roblox don't count."}, {"start": 11730.34, "end": 11732.34, "text": " Yeah, but..."}, {"start": 11732.34, "end": 11734.34, "text": " You said Roblox don't count."}, {"start": 11734.34, "end": 11737.34, "text": " No, you said Roblox don't count."}, {"start": 11737.34, "end": 11740.34, "text": " I said like they pretty much don't count."}, {"start": 11740.34, "end": 11749.3, "text": " pretty much no if you were on a new file would it would it do this um if I yeah"}, {"start": 11749.3, "end": 11756.42, "text": " yes absolutely prove it it does on a new file prove it low okay can I"}, {"start": 11756.42, "end": 11762.62, "text": " hear is Steven I'm eugenics and Isaac are they not in the same universe the"}, {"start": 11762.62, "end": 11765.900000000001, "text": " So it's different series and Stevens from Time Fuck not Isaac."}, {"start": 11765.900000000001, "end": 11766.900000000001, "text": " Different series."}, {"start": 11766.900000000001, "end": 11767.900000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11767.900000000001, "end": 11771.740000000002, "text": " I feel like it's the same marvelous."}, {"start": 11771.740000000002, "end": 11775.140000000001, "text": " I guess, I guess."}, {"start": 11775.140000000001, "end": 11776.140000000001, "text": " This is."}, {"start": 11776.140000000001, "end": 11778.900000000001, "text": " I specifically remember you giving them the points in the other episode."}, {"start": 11778.900000000001, "end": 11779.900000000001, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 11779.900000000001, "end": 11780.900000000001, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 11780.900000000001, "end": 11781.900000000001, "text": " And I regret it."}, {"start": 11781.900000000001, "end": 11782.900000000001, "text": " Because I thought maybe they shouldn't have counted."}, {"start": 11782.900000000001, "end": 11784.900000000001, "text": " Don't let them change you."}, {"start": 11784.900000000001, "end": 11787.980000000001, "text": " That's a new fucking work."}, {"start": 11787.980000000001, "end": 11789.820000000002, "text": " Wait, are you still playing?"}, {"start": 11789.820000000002, "end": 11790.820000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11790.820000000002, "end": 11791.820000000002, "text": " Yeah, I have no fucking clue."}, {"start": 11791.82, "end": 11793.86, "text": " Honestly, I don't think I have games like that."}, {"start": 11794.5, "end": 11798.06, "text": " OK, he kind of shot down every idea that I had that was legal tender."}, {"start": 11798.06, "end": 11800.94, "text": " No, you got your 50."}, {"start": 11805.38, "end": 11806.66, "text": " Oh, wait, I have it."}, {"start": 11806.66, "end": 11807.82, "text": " Actually, no, I already did that."}, {"start": 11807.82, "end": 11811.1, "text": " Shit. Oh, wait, did you already win?"}, {"start": 11811.1, "end": 11813.94, "text": " Is it over? No."}, {"start": 11813.94, "end": 11815.98, "text": " He's booting up another game."}, {"start": 11815.98, "end": 11818.539999999999, "text": " I'm I'm I'm I got like a field."}, {"start": 11818.539999999999, "end": 11821.1, "text": " Can't I will play me boy from the very beginning."}, {"start": 11821.1, "end": 11823.9, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11823.9, "end": 11824.5, "text": " It's just me for a second."}, {"start": 11824.5, "end": 11826.9, "text": " I got one."}, {"start": 11826.9, "end": 11827.78, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11827.78, "end": 11828.78, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 11828.78, "end": 11829.94, "text": " You are not on the screen, Matt."}, {"start": 11829.94, "end": 11830.94, "text": " I have one."}, {"start": 11830.94, "end": 11832.300000000001, "text": " I'm not on the screen, Matt."}, {"start": 11832.300000000001, "end": 11833.82, "text": " This alien's in Splunky."}, {"start": 11836.62, "end": 11838.18, "text": " Is it on your screen, or are you just saying"}, {"start": 11838.18, "end": 11839.300000000001, "text": " that's what you're going for?"}, {"start": 11839.300000000001, "end": 11839.800000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11839.800000000001, "end": 11841.66, "text": " Well, here, I'll put them on my screen."}, {"start": 11841.66, "end": 11842.42, "text": " He's on."}, {"start": 11842.42, "end": 11843.42, "text": " I just have no clue."}, {"start": 11846.02, "end": 11846.9, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 11846.9, "end": 11849.18, "text": " Just sort of mind it for chat, that it does not matter."}, {"start": 11849.18, "end": 11850.78, "text": " No, you said we get points."}, {"start": 11850.78, "end": 11854.86, "text": " You get you get points what I'm saying you won't be able to get enough points for it to matter"}, {"start": 11855.02, "end": 11859.42, "text": " But I mean but I could it could get points. So it's getting points. Yeah, you get points"}, {"start": 11859.42, "end": 11863.62, "text": " That's what I was gonna do when people rank them all at the end of it. I want my points to be higher"}, {"start": 11863.62, "end": 11867.52, "text": " I want to be the highest third-place finisher. Okay, I want first place points for that"}, {"start": 11867.52, "end": 11873.94, "text": " Okay, first place points this alien on the left is gets first place on this special 16th task. Yeah"}, {"start": 11875.460000000001, "end": 11877.460000000001, "text": " That's an alien it kind of just looks like a dude"}, {"start": 11877.460000000001, "end": 11881.980000000001, "text": " Well, he's a dude. He's technically an alien, I guess. He's on a spaceship."}, {"start": 11884.580000000002, "end": 11886.580000000002, "text": " We'll take that first shot."}, {"start": 11886.580000000002, "end": 11888.580000000002, "text": " Listen, Billy, you're not trying."}, {"start": 11888.580000000002, "end": 11890.580000000002, "text": " I don't have any game like that."}, {"start": 11890.580000000002, "end": 11893.580000000002, "text": " Okay, done. I did a completely different game."}, {"start": 11893.580000000002, "end": 11896.580000000002, "text": " I have Commander Video from BitShip Runner. I'm from Super Me Boy."}, {"start": 11896.580000000002, "end": 11898.580000000002, "text": " All right, well, there you go."}, {"start": 11898.580000000002, "end": 11904.580000000002, "text": " Done, done, done. I have Vladimir Guerrero from the Blue Jays playing in my backyard baseball game."}, {"start": 11904.58, "end": 11907.7, "text": " Okay, let it get third and Della gets"}, {"start": 11913.58, "end": 11915.7, "text": " I'm gonna make the last challenge beat a game"}, {"start": 11918.02, "end": 11924.1, "text": " I've thought about putting beat a game in these for a while, but I fear it would just take forever. It's taking me six minutes"}, {"start": 11925.98, "end": 11927.98, "text": " Getting over it"}, {"start": 11927.98, "end": 11937.98, "text": " I'm okay with that because Matt getting screwed by the game capture and wouldn't have sat right with me so I'm kind of glad he ended up winning."}, {"start": 11937.98, "end": 11951.98, "text": " I had to use two games by the way. He did it completely morally but that is going to be a win for LazyBab and the winner of the third episode of the any game game show."}, {"start": 11951.98, "end": 11952.98, "text": " Congrats."}, {"start": 11952.98, "end": 11957.42, "text": " Oh, love to get so close to making the biggest comeback of all time."}, {"start": 11957.42, "end": 11960.66, "text": " Yeah, dude, that last challenge was way above my pay grade."}, {"start": 11960.66, "end": 11963.58, "text": " It's just not what I'm confident in, but I'm happy with my performance overall."}, {"start": 11963.58, "end": 11969.699999999999, "text": " Yeah, you ran off like four first there after not running off first, so it was very impressive."}, {"start": 11969.699999999999, "end": 11970.699999999999, "text": " Can I have those three fighters six?"}, {"start": 11970.699999999999, "end": 11972.699999999999, "text": " There's not really a character actively in it, right?"}, {"start": 11972.699999999999, "end": 11973.699999999999, "text": " Tifa's not in yet?"}, {"start": 11973.699999999999, "end": 11974.699999999999, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 11974.699999999999, "end": 11975.699999999999, "text": " I guess I could have done my Terri."}, {"start": 11975.699999999999, "end": 11976.699999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11976.699999999999, "end": 11977.699999999999, "text": " Yeah, that's a good one."}, {"start": 11977.699999999999, "end": 11979.5, "text": " I guess I could have just done that."}, {"start": 11979.5, "end": 11983.74, "text": " I could have opened it up and then had my for terry you would have done it faster than me"}, {"start": 11983.74, "end": 11987.22, "text": " How much should I just use smash right there? You know we should use our lifeline for"}, {"start": 11989.7, "end": 11994.58, "text": " Well that was a good I think that might be my favorite episode yet. That was a really fun one"}, {"start": 11998.74, "end": 12002.5, "text": " That was it was intense as well. Yeah coming down to the end like that"}, {"start": 12002.5, "end": 12007.5, "text": " That was crazy. Ludwig was only 2 points and Matt got the final task."}, {"start": 12007.5, "end": 12009.5, "text": " That's a handshake right there."}, {"start": 12009.5, "end": 12013.5, "text": " Good handshakes. Congrats on the engagement. Congratulations."}, {"start": 12013.5, "end": 12016.5, "text": " And who was..."}, {"start": 12016.5, "end": 12018.5, "text": " How far back was I?"}, {"start": 12018.5, "end": 12023.5, "text": " Going into the final task, I think you were like 4 points behind Ludwig and 6 points behind Matt."}, {"start": 12023.5, "end": 12026.5, "text": " So if you got first and they got third and fourth, you would have tied."}, {"start": 12026.5, "end": 12027.5, "text": " Okay, all right."}, {"start": 12027.5, "end": 12029.5, "text": " We could have had a 3-way tie."}, {"start": 12029.5, "end": 12030.5, "text": " You could have had a 3-way tie."}, {"start": 12030.5, "end": 12037.98, "text": " All right, then they've got a happy and delicate past poo. If you know what first I it's it's only because the bar did not open early enough to"}, {"start": 12040.46, "end": 12045.38, "text": " That is true. Well, thank you guys for playing that's I mean, that's it"}, {"start": 12045.38, "end": 12050.82, "text": " There's not much I'll try to do but I hope you guys had fun. Yeah, that was awesome. Yes"}, {"start": 12051.66, "end": 12053.66, "text": " I'll be heading out"}, {"start": 12053.66, "end": 12060.34, "text": " Thank you very much for being by Brian. Appreciate it. Bye. Bye. Of course you guys"}, {"start": 12061.22, "end": 12063.22, "text": " peace peace"}, {"start": 12064.82, "end": 12068.1, "text": " Dude, I could have done Street Fighter 6 I did not think of it"}, {"start": 12068.619999999999, "end": 12073.96, "text": " My brain froze when I tried to do fall guys and he said no because I was just thinking of like"}, {"start": 12074.94, "end": 12079.84, "text": " Like youtuber collabs. I was like really hard. I was so prepared for like beat a game"}, {"start": 12079.84, "end": 12083.7, "text": " So when it was like that that's such a crazy fast task"}, {"start": 12085.24, "end": 12088.18, "text": " But I could I could have done it in Street Fighter. I guess it would have been weird"}, {"start": 12088.18, "end": 12091.34, "text": " I would have just like booted up Street Fighter and then selected my and then like done"}, {"start": 12091.34, "end": 12093.380000000001, "text": " But I guess that counts but it's all right"}, {"start": 12093.380000000001, "end": 12098.74, "text": " It was still fun overall and I think it made for an exciting showcase because we came back crazy style"}, {"start": 12100.9, "end": 12105.94, "text": " I'm gonna announce the teams in an hour and a half here. Hold up. I got a real quick"}, {"start": 12109.84, "end": 12118.880000000001, "text": " Let me call Linus Tectips before I end because he's been wanting me to do something."}, {"start": 12118.880000000001, "end": 12124.24, "text": " I really don't understand what the question is, but I'm going to try to be helpful."}, {"start": 12124.24, "end": 12130.68, "text": " Linus freaking Tectips!"}, {"start": 12130.68, "end": 12133.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12133.32, "end": 12135.32, "text": " Linus?"}, {"start": 12135.32, "end": 12138.279999999999, "text": " Linus?"}, {"start": 12138.279999999999, "end": 12141.0, "text": " Shopecube devices."}, {"start": 12141.0, "end": 12143.44, "text": " Linus, are you struggling to work Discord?"}, {"start": 12143.44, "end": 12144.6, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 12144.6, "end": 12146.48, "text": " Let's see if this works."}, {"start": 12146.48, "end": 12148.52, "text": " Linus."}, {"start": 12149.84, "end": 12153.68, "text": " Linus, freaking tech tips."}, {"start": 12153.68, "end": 12160.76, "text": " Hello. Hello, hello, hello, hello."}, {"start": 12161.4, "end": 12164.199999999999, "text": " What is up? Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 12164.2, "end": 12170.02, "text": " What do you have a video by any chance? I do yeah, I can throw it on for you. Is it alright if I'm live streaming?"}, {"start": 12170.800000000001, "end": 12172.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, sure"}, {"start": 12172.560000000001, "end": 12180.04, "text": " Okay, let me get my video up for you one moment, please. Awesome terrific. How are you doing man? Oh, I'm alright never a dull moment, man"}, {"start": 12180.240000000002, "end": 12182.04, "text": " Another day in paradise"}, {"start": 12182.04, "end": 12187.92, "text": " Dude, you just like used three different alts to talk about how your day is going. It sounds like you're stressed"}, {"start": 12188.92, "end": 12192.08, "text": " I'm always stressed. That's fair. That's fair"}, {"start": 12192.08, "end": 12196.08, "text": " That's my secret, lads."}, {"start": 12196.08, "end": 12198.96, "text": " I'm always stressed. Okay, how's that? Can you see me all right?"}, {"start": 12199.68, "end": 12205.2, "text": " Yeah, pretty good. Okay. I guess you'll have the, do you have a local recording of this to them?"}, {"start": 12205.2, "end": 12205.52, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12206.4, "end": 12210.24, "text": " Oh, well, then that's amazing. Can I get it from you after the call?"}, {"start": 12210.24, "end": 12212.56, "text": " Yes. Is it all right? There's some debris on the screen?"}, {"start": 12212.56, "end": 12214.32, "text": " Like I have chat on the screen. Go ahead and remove chat."}, {"start": 12214.32, "end": 12225.36, "text": " I am more likely to use the footage if you do. It will be more usable, but you don't have to."}, {"start": 12225.36, "end": 12227.36, "text": " I'll get one chat message on the screen in the bottom left."}, {"start": 12227.36, "end": 12230.96, "text": " Because it's renegotiating?"}, {"start": 12230.96, "end": 12234.0, "text": " Yeah, I gave you one. You can crop it, but I gave you one."}, {"start": 12234.0, "end": 12236.8, "text": " All right. Yeah, that's fine. That's totally fine."}, {"start": 12237.92, "end": 12242.48, "text": " So, I mean, chat probably, I assume, doesn't really know what we're doing right now then, right?"}, {"start": 12242.48, "end": 12245.359999999999, "text": " No, in fact, I don't really know what we're doing."}, {"start": 12246.96, "end": 12254.24, "text": " Oh, God, you're, you're, how are you such a like Gen Z? You're not even that young. I don't even"}, {"start": 12254.24, "end": 12258.48, "text": " understand what's going on. I literally emailed you exactly what we're doing, I think twice."}, {"start": 12260.16, "end": 12265.039999999999, "text": " Problem? No, okay. I actually thought a bit about this. Do you want to get the context"}, {"start": 12265.04, "end": 12275.160000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'll pitch it. I'm actually just trying to find the, uh, am I, what the hell, freaking"}, {"start": 12275.160000000002, "end": 12280.160000000002, "text": " inbox am I in here? I'm actually trying to find the interview questions that I, that"}, {"start": 12280.160000000002, "end": 12285.28, "text": " I lined up. But in the meantime, why don't I go ahead and just kind of talk through what"}, {"start": 12285.28, "end": 12289.400000000001, "text": " we're doing. I'm working on a piece for my channel that's going to be called, well the"}, {"start": 12289.400000000001, "end": 12294.560000000001, "text": " working title is like a world without windows. And it's something that I've been thinking"}, {"start": 12294.56, "end": 12298.939999999999, "text": " about a lot lately because I don't know if you noticed, I don't blame you if you don't"}, {"start": 12298.939999999999, "end": 12304.58, "text": " watch my channel, you're a busy guy, but we did a series recently on switching to Linux."}, {"start": 12304.58, "end": 12310.56, "text": " So me and a couple members of my team just dumped our Windows machines out of our lives,"}, {"start": 12310.56, "end": 12316.88, "text": " switched to Linux for a month, and then in a massive shocker to all three of us, at the"}, {"start": 12316.88, "end": 12323.48, "text": " 30-day mark, none of us went running right back to Windows, which has never happened"}, {"start": 12323.48, "end": 12331.96, "text": " before. And the operating system Windows? Yes, we all love natural light still. Okay, natural"}, {"start": 12331.96, "end": 12339.92, "text": " light a plus Windows operating system, exfiltrating all of our data harassing us about, you know,"}, {"start": 12339.92, "end": 12345.72, "text": " how much we just love Xbox gaming and whether we want a free trial of this or we want to"}, {"start": 12345.72, "end": 12351.4, "text": " play cut the rope or candy crash or whatever. We're kind of reaching a point in our lives"}, {"start": 12351.4, "end": 12357.16, "text": " where it's kind of wondering, you know, what straw is going to be the one to break the candles"}, {"start": 12357.16, "end": 12364.48, "text": " back, you know? And what I realized is that, you know, in talking about all of this, all"}, {"start": 12364.48, "end": 12369.359999999999, "text": " three of us had really similar perspectives because, surprise, surprise, we all work at"}, {"start": 12369.359999999999, "end": 12375.16, "text": " the same company doing a lot of the similar jobs, right? And so I'm sitting here thinking,"}, {"start": 12375.16, "end": 12383.68, "text": " like what would happen if tomorrow Windows stopped existing and how do I get"}, {"start": 12383.68, "end": 12388.0, "text": " some different perspectives on what that would feel like and so I put together"}, {"start": 12388.0, "end": 12392.68, "text": " kind of a list of industry like creator contacts that I have that I whose"}, {"start": 12392.68, "end": 12398.44, "text": " whose opinions I value and who I think do really great work and I reached out to"}, {"start": 12398.44, "end": 12402.32, "text": " all of them and I went you know you were my second trust."}, {"start": 12402.32, "end": 12404.32, "text": " No, no, I can't."}, {"start": 12404.32, "end": 12406.32, "text": " Massive respect for what you do."}, {"start": 12406.32, "end": 12410.32, "text": " And, and I thought, you know, I want to, I want to get some"}, {"start": 12410.32, "end": 12412.32, "text": " outsider perspective."}, {"start": 12412.32, "end": 12415.32, "text": " So in no particular order, I want to kind of go through the questions"}, {"start": 12415.32, "end": 12418.32, "text": " that I sent over that hopefully you've been festering on a little bit."}, {"start": 12418.32, "end": 12422.32, "text": " I don't want to start with, is Windows now the primary"}, {"start": 12422.32, "end": 12424.32, "text": " operating system in your life?"}, {"start": 12427.32, "end": 12430.32, "text": " I would say it is"}, {"start": 12430.32, "end": 12439.279999999999, "text": " Like half I'm split between Windows operating system and then Mac operating system."}, {"start": 12439.279999999999, "end": 12442.68, "text": " Oh, that's great. You jumped right ahead to my second question,"}, {"start": 12442.68, "end": 12445.16, "text": " which was how often do you use it?"}, {"start": 12445.16, "end": 12446.92, "text": " So I'm going to go ahead,"}, {"start": 12446.92, "end": 12449.16, "text": " I'm going to assume as a content creator,"}, {"start": 12449.16, "end": 12455.199999999999, "text": " Mac is really going to be dominant for you for production and editing,"}, {"start": 12455.199999999999, "end": 12457.76, "text": " and then Windows is going to be gaming."}, {"start": 12457.76, "end": 12461.76, "text": " So, I split it by device, I suppose."}, {"start": 12461.76, "end": 12466.04, "text": " My stream PC runs on the Windows operating system."}, {"start": 12466.04, "end": 12471.28, "text": " And then I have a laptop where I do some maybe planning work, you could say."}, {"start": 12471.28, "end": 12478.92, "text": " Very simple things, usually in like Google suite, like sheets and docs and whatever, calendar."}, {"start": 12478.92, "end": 12483.04, "text": " And that I just do on my laptop, which is a Mac, a Mac Air."}, {"start": 12483.04, "end": 12485.92, "text": " And then my phone, I don't know if we're going to phones."}, {"start": 12485.92, "end": 12496.8, "text": " I'm using iOS. So that's also separate. And then I have another laptop, which is also Windows,"}, {"start": 12496.8, "end": 12500.84, "text": " which is what I use. If I basically want to stream, I have to use Windows right now. That's"}, {"start": 12500.84, "end": 12505.04, "text": " like what makes me use Windows. And so I have like a beefier laptop that has Windows that"}, {"start": 12505.04, "end": 12509.2, "text": " I use for streaming and gaming. And then if I need something just like whatever, light"}, {"start": 12509.2, "end": 12516.320000000002, "text": " chill portable and you just use Mac. Got it. This is not in the script, but you know right"}, {"start": 12516.320000000002, "end": 12521.92, "text": " now you're Windows Mac. You're like, which of the multi trillion dollar tech giants would"}, {"start": 12521.92, "end": 12526.880000000001, "text": " I like to lick the boots of today? Have you considered at all, have you ever considered"}, {"start": 12526.880000000001, "end": 12531.880000000001, "text": " trying Linux in the form of SteamOS or any other form?"}, {"start": 12531.880000000001, "end": 12537.6, "text": " My software engineer, we have a full-time engineer named Otto who is fully Linux. He"}, {"start": 12537.6, "end": 12544.02, "text": " He uses Linux at the office and he did a Linux shortcut that I thought was cool one time."}, {"start": 12544.02, "end": 12547.04, "text": " It was just window resizing and I was like, that's cool."}, {"start": 12547.04, "end": 12548.04, "text": " How do you get that?"}, {"start": 12548.04, "end": 12550.720000000001, "text": " Because I didn't realize he was on Linux and he's like, oh, you can't."}, {"start": 12550.720000000001, "end": 12551.720000000001, "text": " It's Linux only."}, {"start": 12551.720000000001, "end": 12553.18, "text": " And I was like, oh, that's cool."}, {"start": 12553.18, "end": 12556.98, "text": " And that was the only time of thought about using Linux."}, {"start": 12556.98, "end": 12558.84, "text": " Was that five second moment?"}, {"start": 12558.84, "end": 12560.58, "text": " Okay, that's it."}, {"start": 12560.58, "end": 12568.62, "text": " So would you say that that's because macOS and Windows fulfill your needs so well or"}, {"start": 12568.62, "end": 12570.88, "text": " just out of convenience?"}, {"start": 12570.88, "end": 12578.18, "text": " I think it's the entry, like the barrier of entry."}, {"start": 12578.18, "end": 12585.58, "text": " Like I would not take the time to sit down and make my PC run on the Linux operating"}, {"start": 12585.58, "end": 12586.58, "text": " system."}, {"start": 12586.58, "end": 12590.42, "text": " I just want it to work out the box so I can just boot up stream."}, {"start": 12590.42, "end": 12595.84, "text": " I actually find myself, although I'm a streamer or whatever, pretty tech illiterate."}, {"start": 12595.84, "end": 12600.72, "text": " And so the less pain points I have, the better."}, {"start": 12600.72, "end": 12604.84, "text": " And that tends to make me go to the big guys."}, {"start": 12604.84, "end": 12606.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12606.84, "end": 12609.48, "text": " This actually ties in really well with the next question."}, {"start": 12609.48, "end": 12619.8, "text": " So if you weren't given the choice, if somebody reached Prisma's room and their wish was"}, {"start": 12619.800000000001, "end": 12626.94, "text": " that Windows never ever even existed. How long do you really think that that"}, {"start": 12626.94, "end": 12632.18, "text": " would inconvenience you for? And I want to, before you answer, in a complete"}, {"start": 12632.18, "end": 12635.140000000001, "text": " question, because this is kind of a complete sentence answer, because this"}, {"start": 12635.140000000001, "end": 12642.240000000002, "text": " is kind of an interview, before you answer, I want you to give yourself a"}, {"start": 12642.240000000002, "end": 12645.660000000002, "text": " little bit more credit, because I have watched you, I personally watched you"}, {"start": 12645.660000000002, "end": 12649.560000000001, "text": " like troubleshoot technical issues, and you're not as not tech-savvy as"}, {"start": 12649.56, "end": 12653.519999999999, "text": " you make yourself out to be. So I don't buy that."}, {"start": 12653.519999999999, "end": 12659.72, "text": " I think it would plague me for weeks. I think the initial set up I would need help. Okay,"}, {"start": 12659.72, "end": 12664.16, "text": " I would I'd call an auto. I'd say, you know, if somebody took a time machine, they went"}, {"start": 12664.16, "end": 12668.32, "text": " back and they shot Bill Gates and the skull when he was a child, which would be bad because"}, {"start": 12668.32, "end": 12673.16, "text": " child murder I'm against. But if they did that and then Windows never exists, you know,"}, {"start": 12673.16, "end": 12678.279999999999, "text": " I wouldn't talk to Mac because I used the Mac growing up. That was like my first laptop."}, {"start": 12678.28, "end": 12685.52, "text": " I found myself unable to play a lot of games that my friends were playing so I would want something that I feel like"}, {"start": 12685.800000000001, "end": 12687.800000000001, "text": " Was beefier?"}, {"start": 12688.560000000001, "end": 12693.720000000001, "text": " Hence I'd go to Linux because I do have some friends to use it. I think the issue would come with like small"}, {"start": 12694.76, "end": 12700.380000000001, "text": " like little troubleshooting things that I would just have to relearn like for example, you know like"}, {"start": 12701.6, "end": 12703.6, "text": " emulators for"}, {"start": 12703.960000000001, "end": 12705.960000000001, "text": " Gamecube on"}, {"start": 12705.960000000001, "end": 12713.04, "text": " PC or specifically Windows and like the best optimization for controllers like GameCube controllers"}, {"start": 12713.04, "end": 12714.6, "text": " Like I'm pretty comfortable doing that on Windows"}, {"start": 12714.6, "end": 12719.300000000001, "text": " And I know the software I have to download and where to download it and I feel like I would have to"}, {"start": 12719.92, "end": 12723.060000000001, "text": " Maybe relearn because I don't know if it's always available like"}, {"start": 12723.800000000001, "end": 12725.560000000001, "text": " Windows"}, {"start": 12725.560000000001, "end": 12730.640000000001, "text": " Mac in in Linux because sometimes it only has Windows and it doesn't have anything else like it doesn't have Mac"}, {"start": 12730.640000000001, "end": 12732.12, "text": " Yeah as an alternative"}, {"start": 12732.12, "end": 12737.6, "text": " So I would just need to like find what the alternatives are like there's something that's don't know about"}, {"start": 12738.400000000001, "end": 12743.640000000001, "text": " It's interesting to me that even for someone like you whose exposure to Linux is"}, {"start": 12744.480000000001, "end": 12746.84, "text": " by your own admission pretty limited and"}, {"start": 12747.68, "end": 12748.880000000001, "text": " who"}, {"start": 12748.880000000001, "end": 12755.160000000002, "text": " Like me as a job to do right like I in a lot of ways I still love tech and I am"}, {"start": 12755.16, "end": 12757.16, "text": " I'm capable of troubleshooting,"}, {"start": 12757.16, "end": 12759.8, "text": " and I still enjoy tankering sometimes,"}, {"start": 12759.8, "end": 12760.92, "text": " but then a lot of the time,"}, {"start": 12760.92, "end": 12762.32, "text": " I actually just have a job to do,"}, {"start": 12762.32, "end": 12764.64, "text": " and I need my tech to just work."}, {"start": 12764.64, "end": 12768.16, "text": " But even for you, you still gave me an answer"}, {"start": 12768.16, "end": 12770.16, "text": " that I thought was really interesting."}, {"start": 12770.16, "end": 12774.039999999999, "text": " You described it as being an inconvenience for weeks,"}, {"start": 12774.039999999999, "end": 12779.039999999999, "text": " not for months, not for years, weeks."}, {"start": 12779.039999999999, "end": 12781.72, "text": " And the ways, it's funny, again,"}, {"start": 12781.72, "end": 12783.8, "text": " for someone who hasn't used Linux that much,"}, {"start": 12783.800000000001, "end": 12788.840000000002, "text": " You've actually kind of nailed what a lot of the little annoyances are like, oh, I don't"}, {"start": 12788.840000000002, "end": 12790.840000000002, "text": " know how to do this."}, {"start": 12790.840000000002, "end": 12792.840000000002, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 12792.840000000002, "end": 12794.240000000002, "text": " This is really cool."}, {"start": 12794.240000000002, "end": 12797.2, "text": " So here's a question for you."}, {"start": 12797.2, "end": 12800.52, "text": " And it doesn't have to be Bill Gates shot in the head as a child because I think we"}, {"start": 12800.52, "end": 12804.080000000002, "text": " can both agree that we're against child murder."}, {"start": 12804.080000000002, "end": 12805.480000000001, "text": " In all forms."}, {"start": 12805.480000000001, "end": 12809.240000000002, "text": " But let's say that it wasn't like that."}, {"start": 12809.240000000002, "end": 12813.04, "text": " Let's say that just it magically ceased existing."}, {"start": 12813.04, "end": 12818.560000000001, "text": " remembered that Windows did exist, but the source code was lost. Do you think the world"}, {"start": 12818.560000000001, "end": 12822.240000000002, "text": " would be overall better or overall worse in a complete sentence? Complete sentence"}, {"start": 12822.240000000002, "end": 12828.080000000002, "text": " answer just like in grade three. Will the world be overall better if the source code for Windows"}, {"start": 12828.080000000002, "end": 12833.84, "text": " was lost? No, I don't think so. I don't think the world can ever be better if you lost information."}, {"start": 12833.84, "end": 12839.28, "text": " I don't think less options is ever better. It maybe forces some people to explore options"}, {"start": 12839.28, "end": 12844.0, "text": " that could be better for them, but I think having less choice is never better."}, {"start": 12846.640000000001, "end": 12851.92, "text": " I think that's a really fair answer. What would you miss about Windows?"}, {"start": 12855.6, "end": 12863.36, "text": " Oh, what would I miss about Windows? Windows 95 Pimble. Probably Windows 95 Pimble."}, {"start": 12864.24, "end": 12867.44, "text": " That's such an answer already right there. Yeah."}, {"start": 12867.44, "end": 12873.6, "text": " The fact that you have to think about it so hard, what would I miss about Windows? Damn, what would I miss?"}, {"start": 12874.960000000001, "end": 12877.12, "text": " No, it probably would be Windows 95 pinball for me."}, {"start": 12878.4, "end": 12881.2, "text": " The space cadet table is the best that you can come up with."}, {"start": 12881.2, "end": 12883.68, "text": " Or the screensavers. They have some really good screensavers."}, {"start": 12884.32, "end": 12886.16, "text": " They have some banger screensavers."}, {"start": 12888.24, "end": 12894.640000000001, "text": " Also, actually, in this one I looked at chat for, Riot Games."}, {"start": 12894.64, "end": 12903.359999999999, "text": " Yeah. Because League of Legends is not supported, I think, on Linux currently."}, {"start": 12903.359999999999, "end": 12910.32, "text": " Now we're getting into the meat of it. So when I asked, is there a little world without Windows"}, {"start": 12910.32, "end": 12917.199999999999, "text": " be better? Actually, I thought that was a really thoughtful take. You know, less choice, generally"}, {"start": 12917.199999999999, "end": 12922.88, "text": " better. I'm very pro-choice for consumers. I think that it is a net benefit to consumers to have more"}, {"start": 12922.880000000001, "end": 12933.080000000002, "text": " options. However, Windows' dominant position puts people in a situation exactly like what"}, {"start": 12933.080000000002, "end": 12940.36, "text": " you're describing, where by having Windows be the only platform on which many anti-cheats"}, {"start": 12940.36, "end": 12950.720000000001, "text": " and DRM solutions function, it actually can end up limiting choice in addition to increasing"}, {"start": 12950.720000000001, "end": 12958.160000000002, "text": " choice, if that kind of makes sense. Windows is a double-edged sword in that it's a near"}, {"start": 12958.160000000002, "end": 12965.52, "text": " de facto monopoly in the gaming space. And so Riot and other game developers will simply"}, {"start": 12965.52, "end": 12972.7, "text": " not develop their anti-cheat in their DRM to run on anything other than Windows. So with"}, {"start": 12972.7, "end": 12976.6, "text": " that piece of information, do you want to revise your answer or do you want to give"}, {"start": 12976.6, "end": 12978.0, "text": " Sort of more nuance to that."}, {"start": 12982.1, "end": 12986.2, "text": " I don't think I would change it per se."}, {"start": 12986.2, "end": 12991.300000000001, "text": " Like I think the bigger issue isn't the existence of Windows."}, {"start": 12991.300000000001, "end": 12997.4, "text": " It's like the size and the majority share, the market share that Windows has."}, {"start": 12998.1, "end": 13002.800000000001, "text": " But I think that like has some cascading effects."}, {"start": 13002.800000000001, "end": 13010.400000000001, "text": " I don't necessarily think if it's deleted forever that it isn't just replaced by a similar problem."}, {"start": 13012.320000000002, "end": 13016.560000000001, "text": " Like, I think that that could always be the issue to some extent."}, {"start": 13019.12, "end": 13023.2, "text": " Yeah, I don't know. I would also, I just don't have enough experience to with Linux. Like,"}, {"start": 13023.2, "end": 13029.840000000002, "text": " I've never used Linux. And I don't know a fourth. Can I say that? I know about Windows. I know about"}, {"start": 13029.84, "end": 13039.84, "text": " Linux I know about Mac OS I don't know a fourth what's a fourth oh man I don't know"}, {"start": 13039.84, "end": 13042.960000000001, "text": " how deep you want to get into this I actually don't have your chat up so I"}, {"start": 13042.960000000001, "end": 13048.12, "text": " have no idea how much they're enjoying this or the hey yeah temple OS okay not"}, {"start": 13048.12, "end": 13054.880000000001, "text": " temple OS oh god let's we don't need to go there world with only temple OS would"}, {"start": 13054.880000000001, "end": 13057.12, "text": " that be better than Windows?"}, {"start": 13057.12, "end": 13058.84, "text": " It would be wider."}, {"start": 13058.84, "end": 13060.2, "text": " Yeah, yeah, that's fair."}, {"start": 13062.560000000001, "end": 13063.400000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13063.400000000001, "end": 13067.560000000001, "text": " So Linux is not an operating system."}, {"start": 13067.560000000001, "end": 13069.84, "text": " And we're gonna get into some real"}, {"start": 13069.84, "end": 13072.84, "text": " like neck beard shit here real quick."}, {"start": 13072.84, "end": 13075.320000000002, "text": " Linux is actually a kernel."}, {"start": 13075.320000000002, "end": 13079.720000000001, "text": " It is one component of a functioning operating system"}, {"start": 13079.720000000001, "end": 13082.84, "text": " that also has to include a desktop environment,"}, {"start": 13082.84, "end": 13087.84, "text": " a terminal in many cases, like an app store equivalent,"}, {"start": 13089.06, "end": 13092.84, "text": " like an app delivery mechanism of some sort."}, {"start": 13092.84, "end": 13097.84, "text": " And so Linux is actually more like an overarching term"}, {"start": 13098.44, "end": 13103.44, "text": " for an entire vast family of operating systems"}, {"start": 13103.58, "end": 13106.56, "text": " that are anywhere from complete memes,"}, {"start": 13106.56, "end": 13108.52, "text": " like Hannah Montana Linux,"}, {"start": 13108.52, "end": 13112.64, "text": " all the way to very serious enterprise software,"}, {"start": 13112.64, "end": 13116.42, "text": " like red hat linux. And of those"}, {"start": 13116.439999999999, "end": 13123.56, "text": " furious ones, there are still, you know, at least a solid dozen, dozen plus, I'm"}, {"start": 13123.56, "end": 13131.039999999999, "text": " talking guys like Arch Ubuntu, Red Hat, that they're running very serious"}, {"start": 13131.439999999999, "end": 13132.24, "text": " businesses."}, {"start": 13132.24, "end": 13134.88, "text": " I heard Ubuntu. I thought that was a browser."}, {"start": 13137.16, "end": 13142.619999999999, "text": " No, Ubuntu is is run by Canonical. And that's a funny thing is it's"}, {"start": 13142.62, "end": 13143.740000000002, "text": " It's all open source."}, {"start": 13143.740000000002, "end": 13146.1, "text": " You can download Ubuntu for free."}, {"start": 13146.1, "end": 13149.52, "text": " Canonical is a very real company with very real revenue"}, {"start": 13149.52, "end": 13153.740000000002, "text": " that maintains it and provides a degree"}, {"start": 13153.740000000002, "end": 13158.140000000001, "text": " of sort of continuity that you can't necessarily get"}, {"start": 13158.140000000001, "end": 13160.220000000001, "text": " from more community-driven projects."}, {"start": 13160.220000000001, "end": 13162.660000000002, "text": " And there are some great community-driven projects, too."}, {"start": 13162.660000000002, "end": 13165.460000000001, "text": " Like Bazite, CacheOS are really popular right now"}, {"start": 13165.460000000001, "end": 13166.660000000002, "text": " in the gaming community."}, {"start": 13167.740000000002, "end": 13169.660000000002, "text": " So, but these, yeah, go ahead."}, {"start": 13169.66, "end": 13176.66, "text": " What is the operating system mostly used with Linux?"}, {"start": 13176.66, "end": 13187.66, "text": " Well, that's one of the big challenges in it because of the big boys, there's a lot of interoperability,"}, {"start": 13187.66, "end": 13192.66, "text": " but there's also a lot of things that won't necessarily work the way that you expect."}, {"start": 13192.66, "end": 13196.66, "text": " You download the Linux version of some program that you like."}, {"start": 13196.66, "end": 13203.86, "text": " you like. It comes in a .deb file and you go, I'm on Linux, double click. And if you're"}, {"start": 13203.86, "end": 13211.619999999999, "text": " on Arch, by the way, it's like straight up won't open unless you have installed the pre-installed"}, {"start": 13211.619999999999, "end": 13218.22, "text": " the dependencies and hacked the mainframe, so to speak. And so one of the big challenges"}, {"start": 13218.22, "end": 13223.22, "text": " in adoption of Linux is that people don't understand it very well. And that degree of"}, {"start": 13223.220000000001, "end": 13230.980000000001, "text": " choice and that degree of customizability can cause uncertainty and paralysis, which"}, {"start": 13230.980000000001, "end": 13237.18, "text": " is one of the things that I think is so exciting about what Valve is doing with SteamOS."}, {"start": 13237.18, "end": 13245.500000000002, "text": " SteamOS is a great example of how it's not Linux, it's SteamOS."}, {"start": 13245.500000000002, "end": 13249.7, "text": " It's based on Arched with some customizations that Valve has worked on."}, {"start": 13249.7, "end": 13250.7, "text": " What's the kernel?"}, {"start": 13250.7, "end": 13251.7, "text": " It uses a KD."}, {"start": 13251.7, "end": 13252.7, "text": " So Linux."}, {"start": 13252.7, "end": 13254.380000000001, "text": " It's the use of the Linux kernel."}, {"start": 13254.380000000001, "end": 13256.220000000001, "text": " Then I use Linux. I didn't know this."}, {"start": 13256.220000000001, "end": 13257.740000000002, "text": " Then it is, it is Linux."}, {"start": 13257.740000000002, "end": 13258.62, "text": " I have a steam deck."}, {"start": 13258.62, "end": 13260.62, "text": " You use, you have a steam deck."}, {"start": 13260.62, "end": 13261.980000000001, "text": " Then you, okay."}, {"start": 13261.980000000001, "end": 13264.060000000001, "text": " Would you like to revise the percentage of time"}, {"start": 13264.060000000001, "end": 13265.5, "text": " you spend in various operating systems?"}, {"start": 13265.5, "end": 13269.1, "text": " I would throw at least 6% in Linux."}, {"start": 13270.220000000001, "end": 13271.980000000001, "text": " Okay. How, how has it been?"}, {"start": 13271.980000000001, "end": 13273.42, "text": " How do you like Linux?"}, {"start": 13273.42, "end": 13274.94, "text": " I like, you know, you're a user."}, {"start": 13274.94, "end": 13278.460000000001, "text": " The steam OS, because it, I just clicked the game that I want"}, {"start": 13278.460000000001, "end": 13279.58, "text": " and then I play the game."}, {"start": 13279.58, "end": 13287.7, "text": " Although I will say I wanted to play Assassin's Creed. There's a new Assassin's Creed called Assassin's Creed black flag"}, {"start": 13288.06, "end": 13293.82, "text": " Resinced and I want you know that much of a boomer. I know about the new Assassin's Creed you fuck. You know about it"}, {"start": 13294.9, "end": 13300.34, "text": " Come on man. Wow. I figured you're still playing. I don't know Tetris or something, but okay"}, {"start": 13300.34, "end": 13304.62, "text": " All right, so I wanted to play it on my steam deck paper scissors, brother"}, {"start": 13304.62, "end": 13307.02, "text": " I wanted to play it on my steam deck and"}, {"start": 13307.02, "end": 13309.7, "text": " And and I looked up, is it possible?"}, {"start": 13309.7, "end": 13313.78, "text": " Because I technically have it on not Steam, but Ubisoft Connect."}, {"start": 13314.62, "end": 13320.140000000001, "text": " Nice. And so I was like, can I get the Ubisoft on my Steam Deck?"}, {"start": 13320.58, "end": 13323.78, "text": " And I googled it and you actually can."}, {"start": 13323.78, "end": 13325.66, "text": " It was so fucking confusing."}, {"start": 13325.66, "end": 13327.02, "text": " So I didn't do it."}, {"start": 13327.02, "end": 13329.060000000001, "text": " It wasn't like download the game and play it."}, {"start": 13329.060000000001, "end": 13334.9, "text": " It was like add the Ubisoft Connect client into your Steam Deck."}, {"start": 13334.9, "end": 13341.46, "text": " And then from there, like from the web browser, you can like add a page in your steam library"}, {"start": 13341.46, "end": 13345.779999999999, "text": " that connects to it automatically. And then you can boot it up. Like it's a doable thing,"}, {"start": 13345.779999999999, "end": 13350.58, "text": " but it was enough of a deterrent that I was like, I'll just play a different video game on the"}, {"start": 13350.58, "end": 13362.9, "text": " plane. That's all right. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. That's fair. And I assume to be like similarly,"}, {"start": 13362.9, "end": 13367.699999999999, "text": " Sorry, I assume similarly and maybe it's also like the controls of it. Like I could probably boot up"}, {"start": 13368.34, "end": 13371.46, "text": " Some emulators on my steam deck with a bit of effort"}, {"start": 13372.26, "end": 13374.26, "text": " uh, but it is"}, {"start": 13374.66, "end": 13379.3, "text": " It it's something that I haven't dove into because I find it like more of a pain in the butt"}, {"start": 13380.18, "end": 13384.02, "text": " Partially also because like, you know, there's no keyboard. There's no mouse"}, {"start": 13384.5, "end": 13385.779999999999, "text": " So like I'm not trying to"}, {"start": 13385.779999999999, "end": 13391.22, "text": " You know type in on on the with uh like the touchpad or whatever because I don't like using that"}, {"start": 13391.220000000001, "end": 13394.78, "text": " So I just I just stick to steam games. Like I feel a little limited. Oh"}, {"start": 13396.18, "end": 13402.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, no, I think that I think that's really fair. I think that's that's really that's a really fair observation"}, {"start": 13404.18, "end": 13409.420000000002, "text": " Is there anything else that those questions kind of made you made you think about as you were"}, {"start": 13409.740000000002, "end": 13411.740000000002, "text": " festering on them over the last couple of days"}, {"start": 13412.18, "end": 13414.18, "text": " Windows usage"}, {"start": 13415.54, "end": 13417.94, "text": " If you feel Windows has gotten better or worse I"}, {"start": 13417.94, "end": 13422.800000000001, "text": " I think it's gotten, I think it got worse than better."}, {"start": 13422.800000000001, "end": 13426.24, "text": " My biggest issue with Windows, yeah, well, for sure."}, {"start": 13426.24, "end": 13431.2, "text": " I really didn't enjoy Windows like when I was in college."}, {"start": 13431.2, "end": 13434.92, "text": " I think I liked using Windows XP,"}, {"start": 13434.92, "end": 13439.480000000001, "text": " and then I got Windows 7, I think is what it was,"}, {"start": 13439.480000000001, "end": 13442.560000000001, "text": " and I really didn't enjoy the UI of Windows 7."}, {"start": 13442.560000000001, "end": 13445.960000000001, "text": " I found it hard to like, or maybe it was eight, I forget,"}, {"start": 13445.960000000001, "end": 13447.6, "text": " but it was like squares."}, {"start": 13447.6, "end": 13453.2, "text": " like everything was a square or something. That would be Windows 8. Yeah. You were about to start"}, {"start": 13453.2, "end": 13460.08, "text": " dogging on Windows 7 and I was like, whoa, this is going to be on Dexterity. This is going to go viral."}, {"start": 13461.28, "end": 13466.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, no, Windows 8, that's an ice cold take. The Windows 8 was a giant pile of garbage."}, {"start": 13467.76, "end": 13474.08, "text": " But I didn't like that. And so then I went to an older version of Windows because I got a new"}, {"start": 13474.08, "end": 13481.36, "text": " PC that had it and then and then I think it's gotten better since then. I think my biggest issue"}, {"start": 13482.4, "end": 13487.6, "text": " honestly with Windows is sometimes when I alt tab in a video game and I don't know if there's a"}, {"start": 13487.6, "end": 13492.4, "text": " Windows specific thing but if I alt tab in a video game every single monitor goes black"}, {"start": 13493.12, "end": 13499.2, "text": " and when it's full screen and it glitches out and it's annoying because I'm streaming and my"}, {"start": 13499.2, "end": 13500.800000000001, "text": " my stream freezes for a moment."}, {"start": 13500.800000000001, "end": 13503.300000000001, "text": " And that's my biggest issue currently with Windows."}, {"start": 13504.92, "end": 13505.880000000001, "text": " I'm so interested."}, {"start": 13505.880000000001, "end": 13509.16, "text": " And this is exactly why I wanted to get"}, {"start": 13509.16, "end": 13511.08, "text": " all like alternative perspectives."}, {"start": 13511.08, "end": 13513.36, "text": " It wouldn't occur to me in a thousand years"}, {"start": 13513.36, "end": 13515.76, "text": " that display blanking and, you know,"}, {"start": 13515.76, "end": 13519.86, "text": " quick like reconnecting the renegotiating the display link"}, {"start": 13519.86, "end": 13521.720000000001, "text": " is like a major issue."}, {"start": 13521.720000000001, "end": 13523.76, "text": " But yeah, for you, it would be obviously."}, {"start": 13523.76, "end": 13524.880000000001, "text": " That tells me crazy."}, {"start": 13524.880000000001, "end": 13534.52, "text": " And also, I find some issues with Chrome occasionally, like, if I get a lot of subs at once, my Chrome crashes."}, {"start": 13534.52, "end": 13536.52, "text": " I don't know, that might just be a Chrome issue."}, {"start": 13536.52, "end": 13537.52, "text": " First world problem."}, {"start": 13537.52, "end": 13541.84, "text": " It is a first world problem, so I'm usually happy to be running into it, but it is something"}, {"start": 13541.84, "end": 13543.68, "text": " that I occasionally run into."}, {"start": 13543.68, "end": 13546.920000000002, "text": " That's real interesting."}, {"start": 13546.920000000002, "end": 13549.960000000001, "text": " Chats actually got a pretty good tech tip for you here."}, {"start": 13549.960000000001, "end": 13553.080000000002, "text": " if you run full screen windowed,"}, {"start": 13553.080000000002, "end": 13555.44, "text": " that makes it less likely for the blanking thing to happen."}, {"start": 13555.44, "end": 13557.480000000001, "text": " But chat, that's not always an option for them"}, {"start": 13557.480000000001, "end": 13561.18, "text": " because not every like rando emulator or whatever"}, {"start": 13561.18, "end": 13562.52, "text": " as a full screen windowed mode."}, {"start": 13562.52, "end": 13563.68, "text": " So yeah."}, {"start": 13563.68, "end": 13566.44, "text": " And sometimes full screen windowed runs the game"}, {"start": 13566.44, "end": 13570.320000000002, "text": " lower frame rate, like for Valorant specifically,"}, {"start": 13570.320000000002, "end": 13573.720000000001, "text": " it like is a little choppier full screen windowed."}, {"start": 13573.720000000001, "end": 13576.960000000001, "text": " So like at least my coach says to use full screen"}, {"start": 13576.960000000001, "end": 13579.04, "text": " and then I have to deal with that."}, {"start": 13579.04, "end": 13580.92, "text": " but I usually use just bordered window"}, {"start": 13580.92, "end": 13582.52, "text": " that I make full screen, yeah."}, {"start": 13583.800000000001, "end": 13585.880000000001, "text": " Okay, anything else you wanted to add?"}, {"start": 13585.880000000001, "end": 13588.960000000001, "text": " Then I can get out of your way and you can go back to"}, {"start": 13588.960000000001, "end": 13591.160000000002, "text": " doing whatever kind of a streamer it is you are these days."}, {"start": 13591.160000000002, "end": 13592.560000000001, "text": " I really can't tell."}, {"start": 13592.560000000001, "end": 13593.400000000001, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 13593.400000000001, "end": 13594.480000000001, "text": " Gaming, I think, right?"}, {"start": 13594.480000000001, "end": 13595.44, "text": " Yeah, mostly gaming."}, {"start": 13595.44, "end": 13597.160000000002, "text": " No, I think that's it with Windows."}, {"start": 13597.160000000002, "end": 13602.160000000002, "text": " I think it is more intimidating to swap,"}, {"start": 13602.16, "end": 13610.68, "text": " more intimidating to swap but it could probably work you know like I used to be"}, {"start": 13610.68, "end": 13614.96, "text": " braver like I had a partitioned disk on my Mac that I would and I had like a"}, {"start": 13614.96, "end": 13619.44, "text": " Windows operating system on my Mac and I think Auto does that like he has a"}, {"start": 13619.44, "end": 13624.6, "text": " like a Windows partition on his PC so like if he needs Windows he can use it"}, {"start": 13624.6, "end": 13631.28, "text": " for certain things but but nowadays I just want to like not be on my computer"}, {"start": 13631.28, "end": 13634.640000000001, "text": " until I have to be on my computer to work,"}, {"start": 13634.640000000001, "end": 13635.92, "text": " which is streaming for me."}, {"start": 13637.44, "end": 13638.68, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 13638.68, "end": 13641.2, "text": " So that thing where you were just like dropping balls"}, {"start": 13641.2, "end": 13644.0, "text": " into a bucket, that's a game, that's a game."}, {"start": 13644.0, "end": 13645.36, "text": " That's a game, yeah, that's a game."}, {"start": 13645.36, "end": 13647.52, "text": " That's a game called the point game."}, {"start": 13647.52, "end": 13648.36, "text": " All right, cool."}, {"start": 13648.36, "end": 13649.960000000001, "text": " I just said, I've been dropping in on the stream"}, {"start": 13649.960000000001, "end": 13651.880000000001, "text": " periodically because I was just like,"}, {"start": 13651.880000000001, "end": 13653.84, "text": " hey, did you remember that we're chatting today?"}, {"start": 13653.84, "end": 13654.68, "text": " And like,"}, {"start": 13654.68, "end": 13656.12, "text": " Yeah, I had to play the ball game."}, {"start": 13656.12, "end": 13658.880000000001, "text": " That's, that's, they got me nine of five."}, {"start": 13658.880000000001, "end": 13660.28, "text": " I'm cuffed here, bro."}, {"start": 13660.28, "end": 13661.12, "text": " What a job."}, {"start": 13661.12, "end": 13663.320000000002, "text": " How'd you do? Did you win? Did you come in second?"}, {"start": 13663.320000000002, "end": 13664.92, "text": " Second place, which I'm happy with."}, {"start": 13665.720000000001, "end": 13667.720000000001, "text": " All right. Just like when we did bro versus bro."}, {"start": 13667.820000000002, "end": 13670.720000000001, "text": " Well, that one, I was less happy because there was two competitors."}, {"start": 13671.52, "end": 13673.320000000002, "text": " Right, right. That makes sense."}, {"start": 13674.320000000002, "end": 13675.220000000001, "text": " Um, all right."}, {"start": 13675.320000000002, "end": 13677.320000000002, "text": " Well, I hope I answered your questions well."}, {"start": 13678.52, "end": 13681.320000000002, "text": " No, this is great. There is no right or wrong answer."}, {"start": 13681.52, "end": 13684.720000000001, "text": " It was just, I just really wanted to get some alternate perspectives."}, {"start": 13684.720000000001, "end": 13688.92, "text": " Um, I'm really hoping to get, um, Nico from corridor to get like,"}, {"start": 13688.92, "end": 13692.48, "text": " like a really like production perspective."}, {"start": 13692.48, "end": 13695.76, "text": " I bugged Hacksmith, I think Hacksmith is in."}, {"start": 13695.76, "end": 13699.2, "text": " So to get like a really like maker perspective"}, {"start": 13699.2, "end": 13701.52, "text": " and then Loops reaching out to some of his"}, {"start": 13701.52, "end": 13702.960000000001, "text": " like dev creator buddies."}, {"start": 13702.960000000001, "end": 13706.2, "text": " So I want to get like a developer perspective"}, {"start": 13706.2, "end": 13708.960000000001, "text": " because I got blind spots, right?"}, {"start": 13708.960000000001, "end": 13712.960000000001, "text": " And the last thing I want to be"}, {"start": 13712.960000000001, "end": 13717.0, "text": " is one of those like obnoxious evangelists"}, {"start": 13717.0, "end": 13720.24, "text": " for something that just plain isn't a good solution for everybody."}, {"start": 13721.56, "end": 13727.44, "text": " I feel you. Yeah, I think I think I well, I think that's then my perspective."}, {"start": 13727.44, "end": 13728.04, "text": " Then Linus."}, {"start": 13730.68, "end": 13734.52, "text": " Thank you for this truly productive and enjoyable meeting, sir."}, {"start": 13735.0, "end": 13736.8, "text": " All right, brother, appreciate you."}, {"start": 13736.8, "end": 13738.0, "text": " All right, appreciate you too."}, {"start": 13738.0, "end": 13739.0, "text": " Later, man."}, {"start": 13742.0, "end": 13744.0, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 13744.0, "end": 13761.38, "text": " Hey guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, I need to end for an hour because I need to"}, {"start": 13761.38, "end": 13767.8, "text": " work on my announcements for streamer games right now."}, {"start": 13767.800000000001, "end": 13775.36, "text": " And I'm going to go live again in an hour to announce all the participants."}, {"start": 13775.36, "end": 13777.2, "text": " But I need to go offline to do it."}, {"start": 13777.2, "end": 13782.76, "text": " I'll be literally live in just an hour."}, {"start": 13782.76, "end": 13790.720000000001, "text": " So I'm going to end and then I'll be back at like 6 PM."}, {"start": 13790.720000000001, "end": 13791.720000000001, "text": " It wouldn't change anything."}, {"start": 13791.720000000001, "end": 13796.52, "text": " I have work to do, so I wouldn't be able to do the work online, but I'll literally be"}, {"start": 13796.52, "end": 13802.04, "text": " back in an hour chat. I'll literally be back in one hour. It'll be very quick. All right, guys,"}, {"start": 13802.04, "end": 13807.880000000001, "text": " I'll be right back. I'm going to announce the lineup and everything in just a moment. Guys,"}, {"start": 13807.880000000001, "end": 13815.880000000001, "text": " I'll be right back. One hour. Go potty, get some food. Go call your mother, whatever it is,"}, {"start": 13815.880000000001, "end": 13820.04, "text": " and I'll talk to you in a bit. Okay, see you in one hour. Bye. See you in one hour. I'll be back"}, {"start": 13820.04, "end": 13821.720000000001, "text": " in one hour. One hour."}]}