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It's already made a lot of noise.
It's the last one.
No, it's okay.
Uh, hold down here now.
Get your reps in.
Get your reps in.
Uh, let's see.
It's back in the room.
Uh-oh.
What the heck?
That's it.
This is bad.
You did something bad?
Hold up, I'm hot, Mike.
Yeah.
I got it, please.
OK, let me mute this.
Let me mute this and see what you did that's bad.
Oh, then what?
Wait.
I'm more nervous now.
OK, what'd you do?
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This is what I need.
Hey.
Come on, I'll be right back.
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I can't tell.
I can't hold on for a billion dollars.
They just turned my mic off.
No, no, I just need to be muted.
Can anyone hear me?
I'm live out to all broadcasts.
I would love to not be a fan.
No, I can hear you guys, but I'm also out.
And I'm getting crazy guys.
Yeah, can we work on it?
They heard everything.
I said so many things because it's horrible.
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Hello, hello, hello, how's everyone doing?
Hello, hello, hello, how's everyone doing today?
All right, y'all, we are officially live at Streamer Games 2026.
Thank you all very much for coming.
Thank you, everyone, for tuning in online.
Guys this is the greatest gathering of athletes in the world. We have some of the most competitive people
We got Katie B here today
We got Jinxie here today and
Many more names that we're gonna introduce
Guys, are you ready to see your first team for Schumer Games 2026?
All right, y'all, we are live here in sunny Los Angeles,
California.
It's about 90 degrees right now.
Guys, you say it's hot?
It's hot.
It's hot.
It's hot.
It's hot out today, but we're doing our best.
And I think we are ready.
Give it up.
This team is considered the favorite this year.
Let's see if they can pull it off.
Let's hear it for Team USA!
USA!
USA! USA! USA!
That's it, come on!
That's it, that's it, that's it.
That's not the one, my friends.
Alright, y'all, come over here.
I want to talk to you one at a time, Yacht.
I would like to talk to you first.
I want to first ask you, who's the soul of this team?
All of us are. All of us are the soul.
All of us are the soul. I like that answer. I like that answer. I like that answer.
And what do you have to say to your opponents today? What are you going to do to them, Yana?
I want to wish them luck, because every other team's about to lose.
Oh, okay. Okay. All right. All right, Mari, come on over.
Mari, give it up for Mari, everybody.
You have a history with streamer games.
Can you let anyone online know we might not know?
I won last year.
She won last year.
I won again.
I have the best team.
I have the best team.
We're high.
Let me ask you that.
You won last year.
Is the team you have this year better than last year?
Come on, Maury.
Stop.
No, I can't.
I can't.
Okay, yes.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm the only one left!
All right, all right, all right.
I want to hear from my best friend on that squad.
Tyler, come on over here, bro.
Give it up for Tyler, one everybody.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, you can cuss, you can cuss, you can cuss.
I have my mic, you're good.
Tyler, can I ask you, why'd you say yes to doing one of my events?
Because I felt bad for you at the beginning.
For terrible, I'm most of the stuff I do.
There's one thing I'm pretty good at.
What is it, go say it.
Street Fighter 6.
No, you're not!
No, you're not!
You got lucky, by the way.
Tyler, you're a six foot five athlete.
You benched 405 pounds.
You are an absolute unit of a man.
Are you the leader of this team?
We're in a little discussion about that.
And they said because I'm a father, I absolutely am.
Yes, I am.
And what can people look forward to see you in today?
Like, what are you competing in?
I'm doing the 2Bs, the throw thingy, with the QBs.
The Cuba toss?
And the Cuba toss?
OK.
What are they?
Volleyball or something?
Everyone's doing volleyball.
Do you not know your sports?
Crate thingy?
The Crate thingy and the.
Hey, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Joe, come over here.
Joe, give it up for Joe Barnes.
Joe, why is Tyler one telling you he's the captain when
he looks at you to figure out what he's going to do?
It sounds like you're the captain of this team.
I was slightly in charge in organizing.
the events that we were doing.
However, Tyler is the captain off of seniority
and also just team leadership from being a father.
Joe, let me ask, because you had a lot of smack top before this.
You said you were faster than I show speed.
No, I did not.
You said you were a D1 call, Jack.
I did not say that.
You said you could run a sub-10 second, 100 meter dash.
You said your team up for failure, really.
Well, I was very confident and I still am,
but you kind of made me out to be the fastest man alive.
I did say that.
I know, I don't, I wish to, you know,
maybe I break the world record today, who knows?
Okay, I'd like to hear that, give it up for Joe Biden everyone.
And our final competitor of Team USA,
he's the MVP of the Sidemen Charity match,
give it up for Jamesy.
Happy to be here, super excited, little nervous.
You're a little nervous, be honest, you're a little nervous.
Yeah, a little bit nervous here, you know.
Get that close, get that mic close.
Oh, sorry about that, a little nervous, but excited man.
Thank you for the opportunity.
What are you nervous about?
You are the Sidemen charity match MVP.
You call yourself an athlete.
Well, I am an athlete.
There's a difference.
Sorry.
Yeah, I just I don't want to let my team down
because this is a great team.
This is a great unit of individuals here.
And I just want to show off for my team.
So I'm not nervous for anything else.
I'm just nervous for not letting out my team.
Can I ask, is there a squad out there you're nervous about?
And is there a squad that you think is a joke?
Team International looks really good.
Team France looks really good.
Ron's team is a joke because he's Ron.
Okay, all right, all right, yeah please.
UK is an absolute joke.
They're getting dead last in every single event.
UK is getting dead last in every event, really.
I know, I think UK is like a bottom three team.
I think they're bottom three.
Well, you know what guys,
Jakesy giving it up one more time for Jakesy Team USA.
You guys are good if you want to chill in the shade.
I think they talked a lot of shit.
I think it's about time.
Guys, can we hear it for the team?
They just shout out, can we hear it for team?
U.K.
Come on, Team U.K., let's get out here.
Not so loud in the U.S.
They're an enemy territory. We used to have a war.
We ended up winning the war in U.S.
U.K. lost, but great people on this squad, really great people.
There's a whole thing with T.
Hey, one more time, give it up for Team UK!
All right, can I ask, who's the captain?
Yo, let me hear it, give it up for Seagod VA, everybody.
Get that mic nice and close.
All right, Connor, you're the team captain.
Team USA just came in, they said you are a joke, a laughing stock.
What do you have to say to the Americans?
Well, first of all, I think that's very rude of them.
You know, we've been practicing, we've been playing cricket, we've been playing squash,
and we've had our beans and toast, so we're all fueled up and ready for a good show.
Who's ready?
And if I have to say, you know, the USA, the Ruffians, if you will, you know,
sure, they might be able to run, but can they think?
Can they ponder?
These are questions that I worry about.
How do you know?
And I think, sure, we might not be the physically the most proudest of the contestants,
but we have spirits and we will win!
I'm sure of it!
I love that, I love that.
That's big energy coming out from the captain.
Speaking of physical prowess, Tenshi,
can you take a step forward?
Guys, everybody give it up for Tenshi!
Let's go, Tenshi!
Let's go, Tenshi!
Tenshi, I just, if you can give a background
on what your main game is,
what do you do mainly on stream?
I play League of Legends in Silver E-Lo.
I only play Chorgothnid.
And what is a Silver League of Legends player going to bring to this arena?
Okay, I don't leave the house, which means I've spent a lot of time at my desk learning
to build paper airplanes.
There we go, paper airplanes.
It's a good point.
I'll also say you're Silver League of Legends, right?
You know Team USA has a League of Legends player of their own?
I've heard.
Hard-stuck bronze.
The UK might win there.
That's good.
Alright, you beat Jixi in League of Legends.
Give it up for Ted, you one more time, everybody.
Zoyle, come on over here.
All right.
Zoyle, grab the mic for me.
We're too tall for me.
He how?
What?
All right, Zoyle, talk to me.
You competed last year.
Do you feel more confident with your team this year than last year?
Not only do I feel more confident with my team,
I feel more confident in myself.
Last year, I think I was going to be the worst performer.
This year, I'm going to do better.
Statistically, you were what is the change that you're gonna make to do better?
Be better. I don't know just
All right, thank you give it up for joy one more time
Come on over Lydia here you go
Give it up for Lydia everyone. Why why can I ask? Why are you nervous?
Because I'm doing a hundred meters spin and I didn't really wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what I'm doing a hundred meters
Against Joe Bart?
Um, well, I didn't realize it was against him.
What can I ask? What the fastest 100-meter time you've ever ran is?
I didn't realize this was supposed to come with times.
Have you ever run it before?
Um, like sports days.
And were you fast?
I think so.
All right, give it up for Lydia.
All right, okay.
And finally, give it up for the last member of Team UTA.
Give it up for Garnt, everyone.
UTA?
You see it. Yeah. I don't know exactly how you refer to the the nation state. Garn can I ask you? Yes
What place after the weekend is done will UK end in out of the eight teams when we look back on this clip
What place will you guys be in? Well clearly it's coming home because we're getting fast
I don't think you heard them you guys getting first
Oh my God, what a background.
Fuck.
That's British people in America.
It's not going to work.
Well, guys, UK, thank you very much for being here.
Get in the shade.
Get out of the heat.
Get out of the heat.
Guys, one more time for UK, everybody.
Appreciate that.
Shout out to the UK.
Now, very much shout out to them.
They're in enemy territory.
You know, this year, I wanted to make
consumer games worldwide.
Last year, I believe 35 of our competitors were from America.
We're from basically LA.
This year, we have teams from across the world,
including teams coming all the way from France.
Guys, give it up for team France!
Come on in, everybody!
Team France, come on through!
This team, I actually think,
might be the secret favorite so in the entire event.
Allez les bleus!
Allez les bleus!
Allez les bleus!
I don't think they know that one.
All right, can I start with you, Joelle?
You are calling yourself Fanos. Why?
Look, I'm very strong. Our team is very strong and we are here to win today.
You're calling yourself Fanos because look how you're built is what you said?
Yes.
Okay. Can you give me some stats? How much do you bench? How much do you squat? How strong are you?
Uh, I'm, um, 180, 180.
Wait, 185 kilograms?
Wait, wait, wait, that's like 400 pounds?
Yeah.
And you bench press that?
Yeah.
That's higher than my max deadlift.
I will, I will train you.
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
Okay.
So you're a Thanos.
Well, let me go down the line here.
Give it up next for, for Katsup, everybody.
Yay!
Katsup, we raced together.
Yeah, and you got second place. You're amazing at racing. I heard you're also an athlete
Athlete, I think it's a big world, but I test all the sports I can and what are you competing in?
The things to climb here the climbing yeah, and
Yeah, and archery yeah, and archery okay, and and what place will France gets today? I
Think he wouldn't
Oh my god, I did the first thing.
Oh, friends, first.
First place.
Because I don't hear to quit here, like late here, by and enjoy.
All right, well let me go down, Marielle, you are surrounded by athletes.
Are you an athlete?
Kinda.
Like, I'm an athlete on PUBG.
I run a lot.
Do you know PUBG?
I've heard of PUBG, yeah.
I run a lot on PUBG.
But I heard you almost went pro in a sport.
Wow, pro is big word as well, like I didn't...
You were an amazing tennis player.
Thank you.
Like a world class.
A long time ago.
A long time... well, how long ago?
How long can I ask?
15 years ago?
Dude, I'm old.
Dude, I'm old too.
I'm 31.
That's why I'm not competing.
Okay, okay, so, sorry, just to recap, we have a guy who can bench 400 pounds.
Second place in F4, the GP3.
tennis pro could have been in a different universe now PUBG athlete and and Magla hey give it up for Magla everybody
What do you bring to the team joy and happiness
Joy and happiness that's all we need. I think it's good, but I love sports. Yes
You're going you're going paper planes, so we're gonna go crazy. Yeah, a little bit. Okay. Well final question
Tuku. Give it up for Tuku, everybody.
Now, we all saw France losing the World Cup.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't say that, bro! Please! Please! Don't say it!
And they should have won.
Yeah, of course. But they didn't have me, so they lost.
Are you going to bring it back home for France today?
I guess yes. Yes! Of course! Yeah!
All right, give it up for Tuku!
I'm sorry, guys.
We are going to re-bagget your ass, guys,
because we have the card vital.
We have the card vital.
We re-bagget.
OK, all right, go to the shade.
Go to the shade.
Thank you very much, team France.
Nice team, nice team.
Wow, I'm pretty nervous about that team.
I think that team might genuinely crush Team USA.
They're pretty athletic.
But you know, France, they're known for a couple things,
losing the World Cup.
colonizing. And we have a former French colony in fact competing here today. Can we all give
it up for our friends across the border? Can we get loud please? 13 Canada!
Oh, Canada!
Oh, Canada!
Oh, Canada!
Oh, Canada!
Oh, Canada!
Oh, Canada!
What is up, Canada?
What is up, Canada?
All right, all right.
Sakura, I'm going to start with you.
Guys, if you don't know,
Sakura was the top performing female athlete
at Sugar Games last year.
What's going to happen this year?
in this year, a little more of the same?
I don't know.
I'm going to try my absolute best.
I kind of feel a little scared now.
What are you scared about?
The 100-meter dash running with men.
Wait, wait.
You're running it?
Yeah, I'm running it.
And are you going to take down the men?
Yes, please.
Are you going to take down the men?
Probably like Ron, but that's probably about it.
That's not bad, though.
Take down Samuel Ronaldo.
OK, and what's the expectation for Team Canada?
Oh, we're going to win.
And we're going to bring all the vibes.
OK, win and bring the vibes.
I love it.
All right, pass it on over.
Agent, talk to me.
Yo.
Give it up for Agent, everybody.
Yeah.
Agent, what's the mean of Rep Team Canada?
What does it mean to Rep Team Canada?
It's good.
We got a good split, man.
We got people from Vancouver.
We got people from Toronto.
We got people from Quebec, so it's a good split.
We got a chance to chop it up, get to know each other a little bit,
stuff like that.
Team chemistry's good.
And you doubted us, Ludwig.
Well, let's cut the bullshit, Agent.
Last year, you had one of the worst teams imaginable.
True.
Your team was really bad.
Why is there a laugh track in the bag?
So is this team going to do better?
Yeah, hell yeah, it can't go worse than last year.
Last year, honestly, it was just like, you know when your favorite team makes it to the NBA Finals
and then they somehow choke, even though they're way better and the New York Knicks win?
Oh, yeah, like the Spurs?
Yeah, that's like how we felt last year.
Like we had a good team on paper, but you didn't make the playoffs.
Yeah, you're like the Hornets, right?
Or maybe the Raptors.
None do that.
Well, pass it over, guys.
Give it up for our next contestant, Cocotes, everybody.
Hi!
Hi.
Cocotes we've had a rivalry in the past. Yeah, we competed in GP3 against each other. Exactly. I destroyed you there
No, no, not on this print. This print I finished fifth. Yeah, you were very good. Okay. All right. Okay. Remember the numbers you remember the numbers
What do you bring to team Canada? Are you an athlete? What's your main expertise? Um, my main expertise? I think it's the
Okay, I played a France versus England. You played in the match
I did a goal. I did the penality shot and I won. Yeah, I did a penality shot.
You did the penality shot and you made it. Yeah, and I made it.
And are you the goalkeeper for the penality? No, not me though.
No, not me. Okay, but you're gonna do very well.
Oh well, I'm looking forward to that. Give it up for Cocoa to everybody.
Thank you!
Let's go to our next contestant. Give it up everybody for Dantes!
Don't tell us, can I pass this back to you? Don't tell us, let me talk to you real quick.
You're a League of Legends player. What does that bring to a team in a physical event?
Are you an athlete as well, like Tyler?
Well, this is the first time I've been in my house in the last two months.
So, athlete, not sure if I'd say that, but I mean listen, Tyler in the party is approaching 40.
Whoa, and so you're the youth.
I'm the youth, bro.
How old are you?
24.
Wait, you're 24?
How old did you think I was?
I thought you were 35.
What a great contract.
What a great contract, like that, bro.
OK, all right.
OK, OK.
Can I ask what's your expectation for Team Canada
this weekend?
What place?
Well, it's not an expectation.
I'm sure we're going to get first.
None of these other teams stand a fucking chance in hell.
And that's why, listen, audiences,
law group from the States, unfortunate guys
are going to have to be disappointed
when Team Canada brings home first.
What?
You're trying to make enemies with a crowd here?
Relax.
I just kind of did.
All right, well, let's give it up
for our final competitor, guys.
Let's give it up for Martin.
Hello, hello, everybody.
Hello, everyone.
Martin, this is, if people don't know at home,
kind of a Jordan flu game for you,
because you're dealing,
you're battling an illness
as well as other competitors.
Is that right?
That may or may not be true, yes.
Yeah.
Yes, I have had diarrhea for the past two weeks.
I am recovering now, so watch out everybody.
I'm actually coming and I'm gonna try my hardest.
All right, give us a round of applause.
Any encouraging words for people at home
and why they should cheer for you guys?
Yeah, just like, we're the underdog, we're gonna kill it.
I don't know, I just, come on, look at our team.
We're so fun and nice and welcoming and...
I'm not gonna...
Yeah, that's all right, that's all right.
Guys, one more time for Team Canada!
Alright guys, you can go enjoy the shade.
Thank you very much.
We're going to move over to our next team.
We're coming back to the Americas.
This squad has received a lot of trash on online.
Some of it I don't appreciate.
You're here to prove the haters wrong.
Guys, can we hear it for Team Mexico?
Alright team Mexico is here!
Let's go!
Vamos Mexico!
We're here to show up for Team Mexico.
I'm very excited.
ECC and I believe in my team.
Clara Quezada!
ECCCC.
Si vamos a poder porque el que puede puede.
I heard a lot of people are doubting us but you know we're here.
What matters is work here, what matters is our dedication, what matters is how hard
we strive to win.
Oh, I love that, I love that, I love that.
Viva mi gente latino.
Okay, okay.
What she said?
Okay.
Ah, yah, yah, yah.
Ah, yah, yah, yah, yah.
Ludwig, thank you so much for having us, brother.
for even like including a team Mexico,
it means a lot to a lot of people at home.
So I appreciate you.
Danny Banz, I would be remiss
if I ever did one of these events without you.
And if any of you guys don't know,
had the greatest moment in streamer games history,
nailing a 40 yard field goal,
being a heart and soul of team KDB last year,
our team Vanilla Mason, sorry, team Vanilla,
bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
Danny, how do you feel about this new squad?
Are you excited?
Do you think you guys are gonna do well?
What's the goal for you guys?
We're gonna do amazing.
Me, especially, I feel like people underestimate me
because I got a big ass stomach,
but I'm an athlete and we're gonna show that today.
Why'd you pant out?
He panted on my stomach?
He just panted on something.
He zoomed out.
I saw him zoom out.
You didn't zoom out, did you?
Nah, he didn't zoom out.
But I wouldn't want to be here with anybody else.
I'm happy to be teamed up with these guys.
I love them a lot.
We got a good team camp and we're gonna do good.
We're gonna surprise you guys.
All right, give it up for Team Mexico!
All right, thank y'all very much.
Enjoy the show everyone.
All right, y'all.
We only got a few teams left, and you might have noticed, every team right now is a different
nation, right?
But I wanted to include people from around the world.
I couldn't get people maybe for one team, but I could make a team worldwide.
Give it up for our international squad.
Come on over.
Let's go international team!
Hey everyone.
Selbin, where are you visiting us from?
Brazil.
We've got somebody from Brazil in the house.
Let's go.
We also have, this is a good time to shout out, our live stream.
Where's it happening?
Where's your live stream happening?
Oh yeah.
You mean channels?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, on my channel and on Phelps, like Selbin and Phelps, we have the Portuguese-Brazil
official broadcast.
Official Portuguese broadcast happening right now.
I'll be casting and playing at the same time.
You're doing both.
Yeah.
That's a lot of, that's a lot of lift.
Yeah, I'll be.
I got you.
Thank you.
I got you.
I got you.
So tell me.
I'm running around a lot.
What's the goal for Team International?
Obviously, wean.
It's win straight up.
Yeah, win straight up.
And you guys are from all around the world.
How's the chemistry been?
Great, actually.
We just met like everyone yesterday and it's too, I feel like we, like we met months ago.
Yeah, like a fucking family.
Already a family.
I love that.
Can I swear?
Yeah, you can swear.
Let's pass it down to our Australian.
Please.
Give it up, everybody, for T10 Matt.
How you doing?
Glory!
Glory!
Say it, guys.
You're here from Oz.
I am.
They say Australians are more athletic on average
than Americans.
Do you agree?
My first question is, is who saying that?
I've heard it in rumors, in circles.
I was the one that started the rumor, that is correct.
OK, I love that.
And what is your expectation for yourself?
Are you hoping to be carrying the team?
Are you the vibes of the team?
What's your job?
It's a confidence, confidence, confidence, confidence.
I'm confident, mate.
I think I'm gonna bloody demolish it
and everyone's gonna be demoralized.
Also, I've been in the professional league
about five times already, so.
You haven't even started.
You already, and you guys don't know at home,
we have a professional booth where all the players,
are you talking trash in other teams?
Well, yes.
All right, okay.
Oh, I love to hear it.
Give it up for Tita and that, everybody.
And then give it up for Devil Lee.
Tell us where are you coming from.
I'm from Australia as well.
And where are you from?
I'm from Melbourne, or how the Americans like to say Melbourne.
I've heard of Melbourne.
Melbourne is Australia.
Yeah, it is the outside.
And what is your physical prowess that you're bringing here?
Determination, strength, and the she will to win.
I love that.
That's all you need.
That's all you need.
Well, let's give it up for Demi.
Way to go!
Wow!
All right, tell everybody where you're from.
Yo, first of all, I'm from Nigeria.
First of all, let me for this.
Hey, let's shake you.
I hear a little L'Oriano.
Pani Pani Tiensaro.
Yes!
Yeah!
Can you walk me through what that was?
All right, I just have a quick prayer.
Just tell it go to Jimmy Speed.
Because that's all I need right now, just Speed.
Because you're doing 100 meter dash.
Yeah, that's probably going to be the easiest one
of my life, by the way.
You're going up against Joe Bart.
Joe?
Joe Bart?
Slow Bart.
Slow Bart.
Slow Bart.
Slow Bart.
You're calling slow Bart?
Slow right now.
Slow Bart.
Wow.
So you think you're going to win?
Yeah.
I'm going to take it home.
Like, I know.
Is it a first or nothing?
First or nothing, I love to hear it.
Give it up to Enzo, everybody.
Yes, sir.
And finally, yeah, pass it over.
We have our last member of Team...
I'm so sorry, sorry, Ray.
Give it up for Ray.
Hello, hello, hello.
No, no, no.
So sorry, sorry, sorry, Ray.
Give it up for Ray.
Hello, hello, hello.
Yo, yo, yo.
Ray, I have two things to point out.
First one, you showed up late today
and it was your first time meeting your team.
Are you worried about the vibes at all with your squad?
Have you gotten along with them?
I'm worried about nothing.
I'm here to win.
Second off, can we look at your footwear?
Now listen, those are crocs that you're wearing right now.
I guess I choose, but I choose not to
because I feel like my team is so nice.
I'll need shoes.
So you're not even gonna wear shoes, you don't need it.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm good.
You're like that.
Yup.
And what's the expectation for the Worldwide team?
Um, I mean, they have it,
because I'm the captain of the team.
I control everything.
He's the captain, everybody?
Yeah, he's the captain.
Yeah, you know what?
You guys feel like you have to sort some stuff out,
go over to the shades, you all figure that out.
Team Worldwide!
All right.
Oh, guys, you're flagged.
Hey, international team, your flag.
Can't forget that, can't forget that.
All right guys, we only have a couple of squads left.
This one, you might recognize them.
All these people have competed in streamer games before.
Let's hear it, 14 streamer games all stars.
Come on in the Hulmer!
Why, they're hoping so slow.
Yeah!
I first want to talk to the obvious captain of the team.
Can I please hear it?
Katie B.
Katie B.
That's my team.
Katie B.
That's my team.
Katie B.
That's my team.
Katie, it's got to be my team.
Katie, tell the people at home what you're about to do today.
I am about to put on the most athletic performance ever seen on Twitch.
Wow. Straight up.
Maybe.
I have to ask, last year your team bonded.
You performed incredibly. I believe you finished second place.
Yeah, we did.
Team Vanilla, is this squad going to do as well or are they going to do better?
to do better. There was a reason we left room for improvement last year. It was to come this year
and take the trophy! Well let's go down the line and introduce some of your teammates starting with
everyone give it up for Abel Rinaldo. You know as the most athletic person here I'm nervous for
today but I'm excited. I'm going against Joe Bart today for the 100 meter dash and
you're running the 100 meter for your team? Yes, I'm running the 100 meter for the team.
I'm setting the standard today. Let's win!
I want to hear it. Set the standard. All right, give it up for NiceWig, everybody!
NiceWig, save, Sam Butja. You've been the best performing streamer games participant in our
our history, it's a lot of pressure to come into today with.
Are we trying to live to that pressure?
Are we trying to just elevate our teammates?
Are you carrying them on your back?
What's the vibe?
I don't really know.
Honestly, you texted me like 10 minutes before the draft
happened or the team selection went through.
I think people dropped.
You know how it is with this.
So I'm just proud to be here.
Happy to be here.
I got a great team.
And you know, let's have a good time.
All right, I love you.
You look nice, Ray.
Next up, my fiancee.
I'm proud to hold my ring during the event.
If that's okay, if you guys can manage that.
I'm throwing a paper airplane.
I think you can keep it.
It's weighs you down.
I've made about 60.
I practiced for about eight hours yesterday.
Thank you.
You've been practicing a lot.
Is it because second place stung last year and you want first?
It did sting last year.
We have a lot, you know, Katie and I are back from Team Vanilla.
And we have a lot that we are trying to represent.
We have not forgotten her.
And also, Arke and Danny, they are our enemies now.
Wow.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, so whenever you guys see them,
please boo as loud as you can.
Get in their heads.
Call them.
Ugly.
No, no, no, OK.
OK, all right, all right, all right.
Thank you very much, Cutie, and five,
you give it up for Maya, ego!
My people mostly know you as a Hooper, who occasionally does stuff with animals.
There's no basketball this year, which has nerfed you a little bit.
What are you bringing to the squad?
Like, what are the games that people can look forward to seeing you at?
Today, well, first of all, anybody here like animals?
Alright.
Hi, that's my kind of crowd, I like animals too.
I'm doing crate stacking today,
and I think I'm gonna do really good,
because like Cutie said, all the other teams are really ugly.
You really well.
Sorry, sorry, keep talking, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I'm here to do crate stacking,
and I'm also here to pick up the slack
that's created on our team by Stable and all though.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Seems like you got some fans out there today.
Well, give it up one more time for my Higa Team All Stars, everybody.
All right, thank you guys.
You're going to go to the shade.
That's the clip.
All right, guys, we only have one more squad, and this team was put together last of all the teams
because I had the opportunity to become a professor at Stringer University.
I said at this event, I would pick my favorite students and I would bite them to streamer games
That's exactly what I did guys. Can we make some noise for team?
alumni give it up everybody
All right!
All right!
Come on, sir, who's my captain? Who's the captain of the squad?
Give it up for the valedictorian, Mr. Keys!
Stop, everybody, stop, everybody!
Talk to him, Mr. Key, what's going on?
Listen, we are ready to prove everybody wrong, okay?
We just came back from Schumer University.
We went and changed our lives out there and we're ready to prove to everybody that we can win streamer games
Well, I like what you're saying prove everybody wrong for some context if you guys don't know
There's a viewer prediction that you can do at streamer games dot dd a gg slash predict
And you guys are predicted to be the lowest placing squad overall
Jason the wean, I want to hear how does that make you feel that a chip on your shoulders at the moralizing listen
We have always been the underdogs
The stats, I don't care about the stats, it's what we do today, that's all that matters.
Listen, we have strength, chemistry, grit, and determination, and that's all we need
to win.
We're taking this home, baby!
Let's do this!
I heard a lot of things that your team has, strength, grit, determination, everyone, Lord
wants to hear what are you bringing? I don't really, I can't say what I'm bringing because I'm
really bringing sass class and I'm gonna be walking fast so I know that four, five, minus four is one
so we finna get first place, second, no, third, no, fourth, no is first for us boo. Like I said we
we got chemistry boo, we were stuck and if it's up then it's stuck so we in here and we finna
get number one boo it ain't number two number three that has some pretty big
talk who me being what are you bringing in this plot to secure that first what
they don't know this but they call me the tiny but mighty and we're used to be
underdogs we're used to being underdogs I'm gonna stop you who calls you that
Who calls you to talk to me about Mighty?
OK, but everyone, you know.
Like a barista at a coffee shop?
They'll say that.
Of our height average?
There's no rumors.
You guys average 5'5".
Let's just go ahead and go.
No, no, no.
I'm fine.
For reference, people watching at home, I'm 5'8".
No, you are not.
Just traveling at home, I'm 5'8".
So you might notice.
So you're tiny but mighty, maybe the smallest average height,
but don't underestimate us.
That's what you're walking the way.
Don't underestimate us.
All right, I'd like to hear that good up for Pumie V.
And finally, here I talk to them.
What's going on?
You know, I think I bring the whimsy.
I bring the aura.
I bring the positivity here.
And you know what?
Everybody loves an underdog.
We love an underdog story.
So guess what?
We don't need to say no more.
We just got to show you.
Exactly.
Ooh.
All right, well guys, give it a one time for Team Alumni,
guys.
Go enjoy the shade.
That is all of our teams here competing today.
The show is going to go very quickly.
We're going to do three games.
We have a halftime, three more games.
I think it's about time, though, we get ready for our first game.
And to help me do that, I want to kick it over
to our casting desk.
Slime, Pete, how are we doing today, guys?
Welcome to the third annual Streamer Games, 40 of the world's
top content creators, have descended upon Los Angeles
to compete for global bragging rights.
We are going to be your commentating crew today.
My name is Peter, and I am joined by a legend of the yard,
a street fighter, six master, and a streamer games alumni.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Slime!
That's too much.
That was too much.
That's too much.
I don't deserve all that.
He wore a suit, everybody.
I don't know why he did that.
He's the only person, and is probably
in a three mile square radius who is wearing a suit right
now.
It's a deep regret I carried to this very moment.
I cannot move or the sweat would be clearly visible.
But I feel good.
Look good, feel good, feel good, play good, play good,
pay good.
And we're going to see some of that on display today
with some great, great competition.
There's a lot.
Look, I walked around.
I met some of these people.
Obviously, I haven't met a lot of these people.
And the French team is just an athletic force.
Yes.
I was quivering.
I quivered before the French today.
I'll say it and I'm proud to say it and I'm embarrassed to say it
I'm proud to say it. I kept my distance
I I could see that they were at least three times as big as I was I went to some of the other favorites
I saw Team USA. I talked to some of the leaders on Team Mexico
I can tell you right now confidence is not lacking in any of these teams
But my eye is on the United Kingdom laughed mocked
Written off. I think that they've got something up their sleeve that might turn them into favorites
Connors a hemophiliac. That's true. They do have some faults
They are not athletic or savvy, but I think that they so what do they have?
What do they have hearts? Oh, and I believe that the United Kingdom look we've been at war with them for hundreds of years
We kicked them out. We had the harbor and we beat their ass in World War two. We would do it again
Wait a minute. They were our allies. I don't know. Okay, so I think the UK is good
But my my other tricky little pick here
I don't know if I could say that the all-stars are an underdog
But I'd like to see them not rest on their laurels do their best and give the crowd
Something to cheer about they got Katie B
There's a big problem here
Katie B is Katie Buckets we called her last year when I was on the desk as well
But there's a problem when you have people like the clip on your team and not just the clip but the clip likes people that are going to play
for more of a moment than maybe winning the game and you need a little bit of
that because if you're sweating the game it's boring but if you're only trying to
like ruin a clip that's also a balance needs to be struck I don't trust
streamers to do that I did run into Ronaldo as I was walking by dude you
didn't know who run was right I did not crazy I'm 42 years old crazy and I am
living in Japan for 15 years. I'm not tapped in. But he said, hey man, you look pretty hot. And I said, hey,
nice to meet you. He goes, I'm Ronaldo. I want you to tell the people. I'm from
Cherry Oak, New Jersey. I don't think that was right. And then he said, in 2019, I won this
FPS tournament. And he gave me like 10 things to brag about. And I told him, I
cannot remember all this stuff. He goes, okay, remember today. I mean, that's a line, right?
I'm a fan. What can you do about it? I'm a fan.
We do have a chat-up. If anyone can correct us in general on things like that.
And if you're from New Jersey in the chat, leave.
But that's not here nor there.
But they're getting ready for a 100 meter dash.
This one is a little contentious because I think it's one of the most athletic ones.
So it's like Joe Bart is talking in the discord.
Like, who can I want you to? Yeah.
He's like, I can't. I track creeps, bitch.
And I'm really impressed because they have who is it Ron who's I don't want too much
No, I can tell you one thing I did talk to one of the competitors from team Mexico, Arte
Top three finish and he's got his eyes on Joe Barton said if the wins are favorable
I think I can track him down. Oh my god. We're getting into it right now. So here's the lineup Jason's rose his glasses away
Are we going to be calling it live? We're going to send that back down to the big boys.
I don't know. We'll see. Look, if we're here, we're commentating it.
Look at Joe's... Look at his muscles!
There! Come on!
He's ready to go! So, reputations are on the line on the 100-meter dash.
The signature event of the Summer Olympics. Who is going to reign supreme?
What is it named to Renenzo from Nigeria?
That was the most aura in an announcement I've ever heard, but we're gonna go down to the field with Stans, and he's gonna call this one off. Let's go.
Go!
I'm the chukru, Jason the Weasel, David Winoggo, Lydia Byland, finally Shakura walking down
eighth place.
Oh my God.
What?
God. What? We've got a full start claim. We've got a full start claim. Hold up. Is that a B.A.R. request? For now. Where is Rainezo?
They said that was in there. It's on the start line. I'm sitting there.
I'm ready to draw my happening that was a first place. Let's go talk to our winner guys. Give it up for team world
How you doing you said you're gonna win that event and you just did exactly that
That was easy and and what do you have to say about some people saying maybe there's a false start here there.
I mean if you were to take the VR, you said go to the VA. You're not worried about it. You won.
You win every time. It doesn't matter.
We have a replay up right now of the end production. Let's get a replay of the start here.
I want to see this claim from Joe Bart that this might have been a possible
full start. Here's the overhead can, you can see it right now.
There's a running, what a lane, what a lane merging here. A lot of lane merging
in a 100-meter dash.
That is interesting.
What are those lanes?
Hold up.
Everybody!
I'm sorry.
It's our first event.
We're going to the booth.
Rats, let's go.
Rats, let's go.
We have to talk about this.
This is streamer games.
This is serious.
We're not joking around.
We need competitive integrity.
There's split lanes.
Oh, yeah.
No lane merging.
Well, there has to be lane merging.
100-meter. It's straight.
Yeah, they couldn't.
They're starting on a little bit of a code.
We told them, hey, just get to the finish line.
OK.
So the lane murky.
The false start is something you might want to look at.
OK.
The false start you said there might have been?
There might have been.
There's a lot going on.
First event of the year.
The first event of the year, maybe it gets a little nerve wracking.
We'll see it.
All right.
Here's our replay.
Well, there's no audio, so that's a little tough.
Yeah.
That is tougher without the audio.
We're looking at the replay right now.
Damn, Jason Nguyen is slow.
Are you just getting locked by everyone?
It's a huge gap between...
Oh, I didn't see the fall.
Yeah, a little bit of a fall there.
A little bit of a trick.
It didn't look like I saw any fall start on first place.
Anything that was like...
Maybe like an arm fall, but nothing to do with it.
Yeah, on the right side. I don't think Ryan Enzo...
Can we see that one more time, let me see that one more time, let's see that replay.
Just a very start frame by frame.
We're just going to take a look.
Can we, can we, even?
You're crazy!
Look, he has to run around him!
He has to run around him!
He's not alive!
He's not alive!
That's a D2!
That's a D2!
Where is he now?
Alright, we have a side angle coming up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
It looks like, hold up, hold up, hold up!
That is a full start by Stable Ronaldo!
Look at this, we got it.
It looks like a full start by Stable Ronaldo.
Run! Where's Ron? Where's Ron?
Where's Ron? Hey! Hey! Hey! Ron! Ron! Ron! Ron! Ron, buddy, buddy, talk to me.
Hey, listen, man. Hey, listen, listen. I don't care what nobody says. This is facts. Last year, anyone who
Paul started got the small part. I got the small part. This year, he said three, two, one, go, and both of
people started without the same time as me. Why do you think I stopped? Okay, what? He got pushed? No!
We gotta restart that.
Fight it now.
We gotta redo it.
We gotta restart.
We gotta restart.
We gotta restart.
We gotta restart.
We gotta restart.
We gotta restart.
Guys, here's the fun part about streamer games.
Every decision I make is final.
It is true that stable Ronaldo did a false start that does not impact who won the race.
I do not think we need to rerun the race.
The race will hold.
The race will hold.
You agree?
I got your fair ruling.
It was not Ryan Enzo who fall started.
He raced it fair.
He won it fair.
I think we give it to him.
All right, guys, let's go to our caster desk.
Let's talk about how the score is going to change with that.
He's got a lexicon of old radio braces and stuff like that.
But yeah, I mean, it's almost poetic that the loudest person also cheated
Wow, he did say remember today
And I think it'll be down and in for me as he was four minutes ahead of the rest of the pack
Right now those smoked everybody everyone. They're calling him slow Barton the chat. I saw it
I don't cosign that he did get second which is worth a lot of points, but that's an evil nickname. Okay, there it is
There's the actual
Jason Nguyen actually got mogged mid-race.
You hate to be an early star and you hate to be behind a late-breaker.
That's true. But look at this. Sub-10 time by Renninso.
That's really good time.
I feel like that is Olympic-level qualifications.
Pretty fast. So, definitely not expected.
I think among people who stream on streaming, Twitch, whatever, YouTube, whatever,
you don't expect them to be athletic.
This is the first time I saw Don't taste in person.
No, you were kind of a little intimidating.
I was a little, I was watching him all the time,
and then I saw him in person.
I'm like, he's just a man.
And then you said, you should see this guy.
He's got a heart of fire.
He's angry on stream.
He gets introduced.
It's the nicest guy I've ever met.
They're a little meek.
They get a little meek in real life, guys.
It's really true.
This is what shocks me the most,
is that we've got right in so in first place.
Team America, we knew that they would reach the,
you know, top three somewhere, Joe Bart, Slow Bart.
But what's genuinely incredible is that we had,
between first place and last,
a difference of just over four seconds.
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good, that's pretty close.
So the next one that's coming up,
did you catch it last year with musical chairs?
I did, I mean, how could you miss it?
It was one of my favorite events.
And I was talking to Ludwig earlier
and he was telling us how like the run of shows is gonna go.
And he's like, musical chairs is usually a lot of replays.
And I'm like, there's replays of Zoys going to be in it.
And he's like, Zoys going to be in it.
Well, everybody plays it.
Yeah.
And if you guys don't remember last year,
it was he was just kind of slaughtering people on the chairs.
And it's fair game.
That is musical chairs.
And that's where you have to utilize
the strengths of your teammates.
Yes, absolutely.
It's almost like the Tour de France.
You just try to set up one person on the team
to succeed at all costs.
The other thing is, is I think for most people in the world, this is the first truly competitive
activity we ever do.
You know, you have foot races and then in grade school you have musical chairs.
It's a good point, right?
In caves, we were doing musical rock.
Right.
I mean, certainly I remember that.
It was a long time ago, but we sat around and you have this game.
You don't even need to introduce the rules, but if we did have to set it up for some of
our viewers who are unfamiliar, can you break down musical chairs?
i mean if you've never played it so the chat unfortunately is a war zone right
now i can see it
there's a lot of rock
loser away
uh... joe was cut off
slow bar is his new name i'm sorry you've got to deal with that
use the chairs game where there's more one more person than there are chairs
and you have to sit down
when the music stops and if you don't have a seat you don't get to play
and first of all let's go back to one second we don't mind like we're saying
all these people living in the past, all right?
What do you guys even want here?
You've got to live in the prison.
What have you done for me, Lainty?
It's over.
Does it set in stone?
Rob, you know, I can translate.
I've read chat.
You want me to give you a little insight, please?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ga, ga, ga.
Let it go.
All right?
Those Ludwig calls the shots.
He said it's done.
We've got to move forward.
There's many, many more games today.
Oh my god, they're gonna be so mad at me.
Well, I'm actually on their side.
All right, hold on.
I'll get them off your tail.
OK.
I'm bald.
Now what?
Now what, Chat?
But you look good.
So I don't think, I mean, I've been to Turkey three times.
What do you want me to do?
Have you really?
No, I haven't.
I'm just holding on for dear life.
This is the end of the line.
It is interesting, right?
It comes for us eventually most of the time,
But sometimes it doesn't and sometimes you can end up looking like what's named celbit. Yeah, he looks great
Is it is it you know this guy is it like
So he doesn't like have sex. I think that's no that can't be it because I when I see his name
It's celbit and not celibate and celbit
So you first of all, it's different. No sex doesn't mean good hairline trust me
So in that regard, but he's hair is like what I think I look like when I leave the house.
My God, it looks great.
And then not really.
Cellbitz, he's looking good.
You know, honestly, everybody here today, all 40 of these competitors are on top form.
They showed up.
They're going to show out.
And I think that musical chairs, while seemingly very different than the 100-meter dash, it's
worth the same amount of points.
So if you're in seventh place, if you're in sixth place,
this can get you right to the top of the leaderboards.
Yeah, I mean, it's an equalizer, we call it.
It's kind of like a throw loop in Street Fighter.
Anyone can play.
Anyone can get a W if you're determined enough.
Now, what he actually told us, he was like,
most of the time for musical chairs
is going to be wrangling everybody.
That's what's happening right now, guys.
I think that's why they gather everyone to sit down.
And he's actually ready right now.
So we're going to go down on the field with Ludwig and we're going to get started with musical chairs very soon
All right, everybody I have an important announcements
After further review
We are rerunning the 100 meter dash
After listening to an audio version of the replay we believe of the eight players seven broke the rules
So as opposed to dequeuing seven and having one winner, we'll be running it again after half time for now
Everyone's at zero points. Our first official game that someone can earn points on will be musical chairs. Let's get to it
All right
Guys here's the deal
There's the deal
Can y'all hear me?
Players, players!
Listen up!
Guys, this is musical chairs!
This is a schoolyard game.
The way this works is very simple.
You guys are going to hear...
Everybody listen!
Hey, you hear my voice clap once!
You hear my voice clap twice!
All right, listen up. It's hot. Let's do this effectively. It's musical chairs. You will hear a song when that song ends
You have to have a seats. There are 40 of you for zero
We are removing four chairs every round. So four of you will be eliminated. Does that make sense?
This year while you are walking around you are going to go clockwise this way with your hands on your head
Your hands must be on your head when the music ends. You cannot do this. No! Disqualified,
you are out. You have to go sit on the chair where it is. Does that make sense? All right,
and I don't want any of this. Consistent pace. Consistent pace. I will disqualify you. We have
many reps looking at all of you play honestly guys we are going clockwise
clockwise all right the chairs are labeled the chairs are labeled for
which team they are, we're a wide team.
Find a chair with your team.
Oh wait.
All right.
We're about ready to get it set up, chat.
Musical Chairs is our highest skill game, yes.
There's that US chair right there.
It's both a measure of rhythm,
understanding of the DJ,
shout out to DJ Shake Drizzle,
I'm not gonna get up for shake drizzle.
Speed and also decisive sitting.
We're waiting for our game scene to ensure all the players are here ready to go.
Are we ready?
All right guys!
Hey Joel, clockwise.
We're walking this way, this way.
Jake Drizzle!
When you're ready, play that music!
Alright, apparently it didn't work for one second.
Let it play for a second, Jake.
Let it play for a while, Jake.
Let it play for a second.
We got a bit of a chopper jam, a bit of a chopper jam.
Little steps, baby steps, baby steps, baby steps.
Baby steps means to strap it down.
Faster, faster, we're not gonna stop.
Keep it going, shake, don't end it, don't end it.
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster.
Move!
So why does she stop?
Butts!
He pushed the fuck out of me!
That's both of us!
Stableman Aldo, you are out!
Ray you just saw me boat you are out
Who's our fourth player who's out
All right, that's it all right guys
Hi guys good round everybody up everybody up
Getting a little violence
Yeah, one thing with musical chairs. Nobody ever realizes is there's always a chair open and like four people fight over one chair when they don't have to
Yeah
You felt like it was a bit tight
Well, I'd appreciate if you guys walked a bit faster. You guys are cheating you guys aren't moving. I need you guys to be walking
You need to be walking
She's your to what you much but see that line, okay?
Everybody gotta be walking I want not to boy
No standing still mr. King. I know standing still I know standing still Joe Joe
Don't don't play don't do the officer act with me
How would you standing still
All right, y'all, how many chairs are we gonna move?
Four.
Four chairs out.
All right, four of you will now move on.
Guys, if I see any of you standing still, I'm kicking you out straight up.
I need you walking.
Have a little pace.
DJ Shake, whenever you're ready.
Get ready.
Hands on your head.
Hands on your head.
Walk! Walk! Walk! Left!
Left! Left!
There we go. Keep moving. Now we've got a bit of movement.
Now we've got a bit of movement.
Now we've got a bit of movement.
Keep walking, everybody!
Hands on your head!
Keep walking! Archie! Walk!
All right, we have our eliminations.
We have our eliminations.
Arky's out.
All right.
Everyone up.
Marchers
I always put some fun events in I'm like a streamer games
for content let's have some fun events and then when you put $0 on the line
people start to go crazy I'm hearing a bit of drama I'm hearing word right now
there are only two players left from team Mexico team Mexico are you gonna be
able to hold it down. You and Danny hold it down. Danny, did you hear that? Only two
players left from Team Mexico. That's alright. For everyone's awareness, if everyone from
your team is eliminated but you win the entire thing, your team wins the entire thing. It's
whoever's the last remaining, not average. It's just whoever the last is. Hands on your
your head! DJ Shank, hit it! I want to see some walking. I want to see wardrobe. I want
to see some walking. Walking. Walking. Walking. Walking. Walking. Walking. Walking. Walking.
Out! Out!
Connor, you won!
All right!
He's going to the shade. Cutie, I uh...
Do you really think that you're...
I believe you lost this one.
You look breath-taking.
No, you're where you're at, you're where you're at.
All right, everybody, oh!
Don't move them in.
Okay, we're pulling four more chairs.
Four more chairs are going to be removed.
Getting a little bit tense.
Getting a little bit tense.
Connor, let me talk to you real quick.
You got into a little bit of a war there.
Because you have what? A power that other people don't?
I do. I'm gifted with a rotund.
A lot of iron houses.
You just saved him a big ass?
I do have one.
Alright, and is that the most important skill?
Absolutely. That's why I'm next to H.
Soon the guy can stop.
That's great.
He has a big ass.
He's up.
I'm just going to put it out.
A couple big asses, I guess.
Guys, I don't want to see these crew clubbers here.
This group, we're walking, we're walking.
Back it up a little bit, back it up a little bit,
there's more room, back it up, straight out a little bit.
That's part of the game, Martin.
Alright, are you guys ready?
We're getting the chair set up.
Danny Banz, where you at?
You're still holding it down.
You're still holding it down.
Alright, every team is still in.
team is still in. Every team can still win. Chad, are we ready? Are we ready? There are
now 24 chairs. DJ Shake, whenever you're ready. Hands on your head! Go, go! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Jacey, walk with a normal human.
Why?
We're walking.
Jacey, we're walking.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
Dequeen, you're dequeen if you sat.
You are dequeen if you sat.
You're dequeen if you sat.
If you sat on the chair before the music ended, you are out.
Now, hey guys, I would love to do honor system, but if you're going to make my rest go through the bottom, we will.
That's part of the song.
Did you see it? He said it's honor system. Look through the bottom.
All right, hold up. We got VAR.
If your butt touches the chair, you're out.
If you touch the chair, you are out.
VAR.
A lot of air touchers.
Hold that frame, hold that frame.
Hold that frame.
There can be a drop in the salt.
Music has drops in it.
All right, wait.
Rewind me.
I need to name everyone.
He's out.
He's out.
Joelle is out.
Joelle, you are out.
Can you see this one more time here?
Mr. Keen, you are out.
Touching the chair, you are also out!
Oh, that's a full six. That is a full six.
I believe that is Lydia Violet who is out. Anyone else?
Yeah, move me.
Okay, do we have them all?
Mario, your ass is out, bro.
Mario, I see literally both cheeks in the chair. You're out.
What do you want from me?
Oh
You're out you're out
All right
Okay, I
Believe the rest of you are still in I believe the rest of you are still in we're gonna remove some chairs
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Here. Oh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa rewind that Kira
Did you touch the chair there?
I see both of them!
What do you mean?
Kiara!
You're out!
So, right now, there's still, by the way, no team that's been eliminated.
No team has been eliminated.
Wait.
Huh?
Hey, we're going to the next round.
That counter is around.
So guys, if you guys don't know if you've never played musical chairs,
you can't sit when the music's still going.
All right, that's the first rule.
And then when the music stops, you sit.
That's the second rule. Those are the two rules in musical chairs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold up, I need a replay.
I believe we might have somebody who might have sat in a chair.
Get that in a chair.
Come clean to us, did you sit in the chair?
I did.
I like the honesty.
And for that, you're out.
Danny Bands.
This is great luck, you guys.
Keep it up.
Danny, you are the last member of Team Mexico Live.
You can still win it for your team, but it's literally all on your shoulders.
There's only one but the one is Danny Banz.
There's only one but the one is Danny Banz.
I love that.
I think...
All right, guys, there are 20 chairs left.
I know, but let's breathe in.
Spread out a bit.
Spread out.
There's some room over here.
Yeah, push up.
You can push up.
Hey, let's get a little more room.
All right, guys.
Don't sit till the music's over.
Hands on your head.
We're going clockwise.
Walk, none of this, none of this.
We're walking.
If you dance, that's okay, I like dancing.
DJ Shake, hit it.
We're walking.
We're walking.
I like to dancing.
Keep moving.
Keep walking.
Keep walking.
Jason, walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Little faster.
Little faster.
Keep moving.
Keep moving.
Just slow down the line.
If I knew you got to keep moving, there we go.
Keep walking.
Keep moving.
Keep walking.
Keep walking.
No.
Danny.
Danny is the only person eliminated.
Danny, that means Team Mexico is going to get last place on this event.
What?
Yeah, you're the first team that's out.
That's why I get to stand that dumbass shit.
There's only one and the one is Danny Banz.
You'll make it back man.
You'll make it back.
You'll make it back.
You'll make it back.
You'll make it back, man.
You'll make it back.
Give it up for Danny Banzan, Team Mexico, everyone.
All right.
Let's get ready for our more chairs.
Everybody up.
Three chairs.
Sorry.
Three chairs will be removed.
Everybody up.
Everybody up.
How are you feeling, JX?
I don't think anyone's been talking out, right?
I believe.
How many people from Team USA up?
Three.
One, two, three.
Yeah, Mari's out.
USA up. One, two, three, yeah, Mari's out. All right, we still got four for Team USA.
Team USA is currently leading the pack. Next on the chopping block, the alumni have two,
France has two, and the, actually that's it. Alumni in France on the chopping block. Stay
They hydrate it.
Whatever you need.
You need this?
You win it.
Bro, I hope you win it.
You heard what the winner gets.
You want to gift it.
I got you.
I got you.
All right, y'all.
Fill in, fill in.
Spread out real quick.
Spread out, come on.
I need hands on the head.
Hands on the head.
Guys, this time, counter-clockwise, turn around.
Turn around.
L'autre sens.
Remarch à l'autre sens.
All right!
All right, shake, drizzle!
Hey, calm me down!
Five, four, three, two, one!
All right.
Ha, ha, ha.
Hey, don't jump.
Don't jump.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Walk straight.
He's a lot of dance.
That's not a dance.
He's that time.
You're not allowed to do what you were doing.
The hand's on your head.
The hand's on your head.
Walk normal.
Come on.
You can't slide out.
You can't slide out.
Oh.
All right, that was two Americans.
Let's do a quick recap, replay, we see Yana losing to Giorgio up in the 1v1, gets knocked
back almost.
Oh, no, these are barts.
Why are you knocked out, Yana there?
She was getting too quick.
All right, Yana out, Joe Bar out, two from America,
Martin out.
All right, everybody up.
Everybody up, we're calling three chairs.
Three chairs out.
Handlaces.
I know.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Same speed.
I think I had a throw.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
You're gonna have to close that.
I'm gonna put my hands up.
Okay!
There are only two people left for the U.S.,
U.K., alumni, France, and Canada,
worldwide and all stars are currently leading with three people.
Come on, guys.
One more.
Alright guys hands on your head. We're staying counterclockwise. Hey, no slowing down normal walking normal walking normal walking
All right
All right, DJ Shade hit it
No slowing down by the chairs.
They see you.
Oh, stop, stop, stop!
Out, out, out!
You are all out!
You are all out!
You are out!
No, it didn't stop.
Yeah, the music didn't stop.
You got baby.
Why nobody see it?
So here's the thing about music.
It's the same volume.
Sometimes it gets pretty loud.
Sometimes it gets wider and louder.
I believe right there, guys.
Give it up for our seventh place finisher,
Gene USA is out.
Gene USA has been eliminated.
I didn't sit down for it.
You sat down because someone else was hitting it.
If everybody else jumps off the bridge,
are you going to jump off the bridge?
No.
So if everybody else jumps off the bridge,
are you going to jump off the bridge?
No.
So, everybody else does a cheat? Should you be allowed to do a cheat?
I thought I was seeing the last place, and everybody's having another music clip cut.
Can we rewind that? The music clip cut.
Yeah, you sat before it cut, I saw you.
No, no, they sat, and I'm like, what's going on?
Wardrobe, let me hear your continues.
I'll cut, then I'll cut.
No, I'm going to edit this.
I'm going to edit this.
I'll cut that.
On the main, this needs to be recorded.
I have good news for both of you.
All right, I agree that the music was still going and so
You're both out and you can both enjoy the shade
It's the one that whoever's last alive for the team
So it's just if you are the last of the five to me
Another matters it's like
No, it's first second so like the first team eliminated all the way was next to the guy a pen is you say they got seven
Set am I missing anything?
All right guys
There are eleven people left right now. There are nine chairs
Now, if I'm looking around, there are very few people for your team.
Alright, for example, catch up.
You are the last French person, but you can win for your team still.
The weight of France is on your shoulders.
Boncahage.
Alright, are you guys ready?
Don't sit early!
Don't sit early!
Hands on your head!
It's tough. It's tough.
DJ Shake, hit it!
MUSIC
Hands on your head. Keep it up.
Pull back some laps.
There you go. No slowing down.
Whoa!
Oh, my God!
Nice wing is out.
Nice wing is out.
Hold up. Hold up.
Can I get a replay?
Is that you that hit you?
Is that you?
I just need to see a replay.
Can y'all look at what WarJoke did here?
Look at what WarJoke did in the back here.
Bro, you went tumbling.
Well, you found a chair.
You're still in the contest.
Is Team International out?
So be careful.
So be still holding it down.
All right, everybody up.
Okay, pulling two chairs.
Maya.
You are the last for Team All-Stars.
Feel good?
I feel pretty good.
I don't know, I'm just walking around and sitting down
when there's an open chair, and it's been working so far.
Sometimes people hip-check each other.
Are you worried about that?
I haven't been hip-checked at all.
I've just been sitting down on the chair that's open.
And do you wait for the music to end?
Yeah.
I like that.
You know the Maya!
Oh my gosh.
This is small.
Okay, guys.
I need you to be walking quickly.
Are you ready?
Hands on your head. Let's get it going. Shake. Come on. Let's go.
Stay speed. No slowing down.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Never again.
Don't slow them down, Jason.
Help me keep walking normal.
Someone else speed up.
Get up.
Keep going.
And Sakura, you are both out.
That means Team France is going to get, oh, well it's 6th and 5th, I believe it's a tie,
no?
Team France and All Stars are both out.
Team France and All Stars are going to tie for 10th place.
Four teams remain.
Get up, get up.
Get up! Get up!
Zoyle, a lot of people are saying that they're scared to go against you.
Why do you think that is?
I'm a hit. I'm the big one.
I'm the big one.
Zoyle, I don't know if you remember, but last year you got DQ.
I remember. I've seen that TikTok a few times.
So, what's changing this year? How are you going to go all the way?
We're going to see what I put on my ass pretty much.
I love it.
All right, you guys might notice our chair is going to be in a new arrangement
The way this is gonna work is we are walking in an oval do with me right now. Let's walk walk around. We're doing it in an oval
Do you see this?
Okay
What I don't want to see is you guys going real slow
You need to be keeping a normal pace. Okay. All right, everybody stop
All right hands on your head
Stay in the same order, same order, same order, whatever you're next to, same order.
Alright y'all, this is where it's going to get really aggressive and people are going
to get mad at each other.
DJ Shake, let's go!
Normal speed!
Walk, walk, walk, step, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right,
Left, right, left, right, left, right.
Do not grab that chair with your hands.
Do not cheat.
Do not get yourself disqualified.
Do not slow down, Jason Nguyen.
I swear I won't kick you out.
Walk, walk, walk.
Walk, walk, walk.
Keep walking.
Keep walking.
Suspense, building, teams can be eliminated at any second we are in our top four.
A lot of points in the line.
Self-made is out, Jason Maline, you are out.
Jason, you are out.
Get up, Jason, you are out.
All right, Maya.
Maya, you beat out Jason Maline.
What's your strategy?
How are you beating all these people?
I'm just kidding.
All right, guys, we're going to remove two more chairs.
And I believe no one got eliminated that round.
We now have one alumni, one all-star, one worldwide,
and two people from the United Kingdom.
Everyone said they were the worst team.
They're the last team with two players left.
Can they win?
Let's find out.
Four chairs remain.
Four chairs remain.
All right, y'all.
Hands on your head.
Three, two, one, walk.
It's playing.
Speed it up.
It's playing.
Hands on your head, Joel.
A little faster.
Don't fall from the drop.
Walk normal, Warthrug.
A little faster.
What are you doing?
Walk normal.
Keep walking.
Keep walking.
All right, finishing in fourth place is Team World Wide.
Give it up for Team World Wide.
Come on up.
That's all right, bro. We got more chairs.
We had to get rid of one anyway.
We had a chair break in the middle of that.
That's how it happens.
All right, you guys are all top three.
We're going to go down to three chairs.
We're doing this one in a triangle.
Can I hand?
Competitors, are you ready?
Guys, hands on your head! Hands on your head!
Alright.
DJ Shake!
Three, two, one!
Walk normal.
Keep it up, Zoil!
Little faster!
More Joe, faster!
And...
We have fallen for the drop!
Team UK!
We've lost a member, Maya.
You are out.
That will be third place for Team All Stars.
Give it up for Maya Higa, everybody.
Yeah, I don't wear it like we're a person.
I just sit down.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Say that again?
I said I'm not going to be no we're a person.
I just sit down.
Wardrobe!
You're coming clean here.
You're saying you actually sat down during that beat drop.
Wait, wait, wait.
So that means congrats to the winner of Musical Chairs, Zonno!
You won!
You won!
Wardrobe sat down.
Wardrobe sat down.
Yeah, I believe in that last round there was a pub cake on the beat drop
So here's what's gonna happen Zoyle because you won you secured first place
All right, and that means Team UK the team that was slept on because we're redoing the hundred meter dash is first overall
However
We still need to do one more round of musical chairs
You see we have a tie right now between
team all stars and
team alumni
For a second place. I want to figure out this tiebreaker right now wardrobe. Let me get you back Maya
Where's my everybody, where's my ad?
They both technically got eliminated for the DQ so they're gonna race right now for second place
They both fell for the beat drop if you have any problems that it's shake drizzle on xD everything out
Shout out, shake drizzle, my longest employee, shout out, shake.
You both tied, we're going to do a tiebreaker for second and third.
So it's just you two, because UK won, they're out.
So it's just going to be one chair.
You two, are you guys ready? One song.
You guys for clockwise or counter-clockwise?
Let's go counter-clockwise like we've been doing.
Alright, guys, hands on head, no grabbing the chair,
versus sit down, and you have to walk around normal.
Slow, you got to walk around normal.
All right guys, our last round, count me down.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Let's go.
We're walking a little faster there,
Maya, a little faster there, wardrobe.
This is for a tiebreaker for second place.
Faster.
Little faster, little faster, wardrobe.
Faster, faster, faster, wardrobe, you gotta go faster.
I'll beat you, you're faster, faster, wardrobe.
Way faster, way faster.
Faster.
I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
I'm so dizzy.
You have secured second place for the All-Stars, what do you want to say to your team and people
watching at home?
Check out over there, Sanctuary. Thanks guys. Appreciate y'all.
Shout out to my everybody, guys. I don't know exactly where the scores lined up, but I know who does.
It's team, it's Slime. Let's go to work, cast your desks, where the teams are stacking up.
Unbelievable, so Team United Kingdom scores a first place knockout.
Team All Starts finish in seconds, and then Team Streamer Alumni gets a week third.
Slime, you called it from the beginning, you chose Zoyle.
I mean, Zoyle said it himself. I'm the big one.
He's the big one.
You know, in this game format too, you're just fighting Mass itself.
Yes, you are.
Which is ironic in the sort of the climax of the tiebreaker,
is that one of the smallest competitors...
Maya.
...squoze into a victory.
Yep.
And you just, you really appreciate it.
So this is the first scored event, because the event before that is going to be rerun.
It's happening at halftime.
Which frankly, I would like to say, as casters, we've long believed in the integrity of the
streamer games, and we are personally happy to see the 100-meter dash played out fairly
and have it redone.
Imagine, imagine just someone says something on a field, and that's the law.
We don't work like that.
We don't do that.
We don't talk like that.
No.
Justice to carry out what clearly was seven people out of the eight participants being false started and us keeping track of you know
Keeping these right dare I say it's it's kind of our job
It's our job and we take that very seriously here at the streamer game
So we're excited to have the hundred meter dash replayed as it should be
After halftime let them recharge the batteries a little bit
Man musical chairs, you know people were sweating. They were out of breath and they also forgot the rules
I'll say this, Shake Drizzle, the chosen DJ of this event, to put a drop in the musical chairs,
diabolical. I kind of like it. I got to say, I love seeing him squirm. These streamers, they think
they come in here and they can just play the music and I'll say when to stop, not on Shake's terms.
It's true, he did exercise what little power he had over them and I think that's really interesting.
But you know, it's just champion sitting. It is. Which, to be fair, and to kind of segue into
championship. It's insane to me that the most, the two teams that were completely
mocked before the event started was the United Kingdom and the Streamer alumni
and they sit at first and third respectively. I mean Zoil did get a
lot of shine but we, you know, see dog very well. He has a huge ass. I don't know why
the dumper is so big. He's a guy from Wales. No, here's why. He's on the
cyclothon. He's raising money on the bike. He's got a huge dumper. Yeah, I forget
about that and you know what you're reading the list of all the games in
your Connor and you're like that one peaks your interest it does I could
maybe compete in something like that well I think that if you're like sitting
down and standing up as a UK pastime they love cues they like so it was an easy
game for them to win but the next one is something that I'm personally looking
forward to we will be coming back with the paper airplane toss that's right
this is a serious game people are spending a lot of time and resources
practicing this I did watch cutie Cinderella stream and make about 4,000
paper airplanes, and sometimes they flew.
You know, let me tell you something.
I went out to get coffee this morning, and I came back,
and QT was in the driveway throwing 17 different varieties
of paper airplanes with the measuring tape.
So in the audience, there's over 2,000 people here live.
Can we give it up for QT Cinderella?
You can just make him do anything.
That's great.
Okay, now give it up for eating breakfast pretty late
in the day.
We have the power!
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters here.
So let's give it up for Ludwig!
Don't cheer. Okay, bye.
If they were in on the bit...
If they were in on the bit, I said, next time we do this gag, you do not cheer for Ludwig. We punch down.
So yeah, we're just waiting right now for them to set up, whatever it's called, sort of setting up.
Now, something I don't know if they've decided, I don't know if the paper's actually A4.
So I looked into this for you.
Really?
is a variety of papers that you can choose from. So, thickness, size, there's a ton of
variety, cutie even brought, her own preferred paper, and enough for every competitor to
play. Oh, she wants a fair fight. She wants a fair
fight. I really appreciate that. And this is a one person from each team event, right?
That's right. So you're choosing your best, I guess, engineer.
Right. And so on Team UK, I know that Connor and Garn have engineering degrees. I'll be
anxious to see if they're the representatives but honestly I think
all of us in our life have wasted time and thrown a paper airplane before so
it's really you're up to the gods of wind dude I'm not I'm old as you are as
well I had this book when I was a kid it was like how to make paper airplanes and
it had special and one of them was called the count I still know how to make it and
it was shaped like Dracula and I still know how to make it and it flew the best
in the world if anyone out there knows how to make the count slime you lost
half of Chad I had a book. It's not true. It is. You said I thought they're not. They have no idea what you're talking about. It's okay. Let it go. It's fine. We're old and we have the counts and we're going to have the scores counted up for you when we get back from this break in just a minute. Are we ready to send it to a break? I don't know. Are we? I thought they said when you guys are done talking about books. No break yet. You know actually I don't want the break.
I don't want the beats to do with this.
I'm very nervous.
Do you want to understand how nervous he threw up in the bathroom
and then he went back to shit in the bathroom?
Well, it was the first order.
But yeah, it was crazy.
Why are you nervous?
Well, see, you know, I just want this to go well.
And when they said that you were my partner,
I remembered our history.
I was frightened to be sharing the desk with you.
But you know what gives me a lot of power is that there
There are tens of thousands of people watching online.
There are thousands here at the hallowed grounds of USC.
The home of the Trojans, we're going to be on our own odyssey and we haven't pinned the
finale yet.
So I'm very excited to see where this goes.
Very expensive school grounds that we're on.
Let's get a pit check.
Take off the jacket.
I think we don't.
Let's get a pit check.
Okay, let's not, but let's do it because you're my buddy.
All right, I, God, just take this.
I did dress for the occasion. Why did you wear the suit?
It's because everyone thinks you're weird.
I am weird. When I was walking down, somebody, first of all, I was walking by the beautiful
audience and they said, they thought I was a waiter. They said, can we get one Joe Bart,
please? And then these lovely awesome fans over there, they're like, Ron, Ron! And they
said, can you please go get one? And I go, actually, I'm-
They wanted you to fetch Ron.
They were, and Joe Bart and Katie B. And I said, actually, I'm commentating and then
and they'd already turned away.
I couldn't believe it.
Ah, it's tough.
So here's what we got.
We have Uniqlo's Finest.
This is a clothing store in Japan.
They promised this was heat next.
Did you say Uniqlo, a clothing store in Japan?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I've never heard of that.
Is that famous in America?
Yes.
I've been gone 15 years.
All right, pit check.
I'm not proud of it, but just remember it is blazing hot
and my heart has been racing.
Is it bad?
It's bad.
It looks great.
Thanks, you.
Every face looks good.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Here's the thing, though, is that I had the audacity to wear a suit
because I care about this experience, I care about this event.
And I'm going to try to bring a little professionalism
to this rough shot, commentating booth that you've operated.
I'll say this in the camera.
This is a look.
You like it?
It sleeves up.
Aviator's on.
Now you have my attention.
Do you want me to show you the ultimate aura?
Please.
If we could punch in right here on the necktie.
All right, look at this.
We got a little Mario Brothers on the tie.
Video games.
That's right.
That's not bad. I've never seen that on clothes. I don't usually get to talk to people older than me
Yeah, the podcast and stuff. So it's like an amazing opportunity for me to punch down
I guess. Well, I am your elder. You're punching up. You're like you're supposed to respect this. Thank you
So here's the thing if I could ask production one one thing
Could you please put up the top eight scores so we can just I just want to see where things have shaken out so far
before we send it to break I don't want to be in I'm already in ninth place
effectively with your comments showing okay here we go so from the bottom we've
got in eighth place then going up Mexico and USA operating the bottom two spots
and France in sixth this as predictions go has been turned upside down yeah I
mean it has and again it's only one game but it does it does illustrate the
range of what we're watching right it's not a hundred meter dashes it's your
wits it's your ability to sit down really fast and effectively true we've
also got Canada and worldwide operating that middle of the ground spot which is
fine and then your top three as we stated alumni all stars and shockingly the
United Kingdom the Sun never sets on the British Empire in first place this is
against everybody's wishes, so I can't wait to see where this will be going.
Yeah, what other games are there today? So after Paper Airplane, it's Archery. Now, Archery
last year, if I remember, Ron was actually pretty good at that. Again, he steals your
mind, Ron. He makes you think about him when you not really want to think about him that
much. And then it's Crate Stack. Crate Stack, you guys, is going to be crazy. It's literally,
they're hooked up, can they see it from over there? They're hooked up to like this trust
system that's like it's like as tall as a building and they're going to be
harnessing and stack milk crates anyway I'm rambling okay it's going to be
dangerous it's going to be crazy and we will be calling all the action on the
ground with Ludwig and from the commentator's desk you'll get more
personal insights to how much we sweat in a later day we'll see you in a bit
enjoy the break and we'll catch you soon
If you're fast like me, then you can also get something fast, like the new Alienware
laptops.
Fast enough to keep up with no matter what I'm doing.
Oh god, how far is a hundred meters?
If you guys want when you go to aw.gg.log to get more information.
Tom, Tom, Tom, how fast is that?
Oh my god.
Dallas, do we say 1130 tomorrow or forget?
No, we did not say 11.30. What we agreed on was 11.
11 a.m. sharp. No, no, no, no, no. You have to say razor sharp.
If you don't say razor sharp, his eyes go into the back of his head and he can't remember anything.
Also, don't do the fellas, boys. You know how that makes you feel.
Okay. Voice is gone. 11. Razor sharp. I totally got you. I have a small ask, though. Can we do a
little bit later how much later 7 p.m. oh my god oh my god
yeah that's so much here gobo letty the golden goose it's good to hear your voice
remember when you were blind I do this is humiliating what if we have plans we
can't just change what we're doing okay you wouldn't have plans yeah you have
plans anyways tomorrow agenda it's full we should review your list of
commitments you get time Kelly we talked about this leave me alone
what buddy if I was your neighbor I think you're dead in there I'm at a
dinner party I'm wearing a tuxedo oh yeah it's a wellness check I haven't seen
you in seven days what's the cut of the tuxedo low low cut it's low cut the
I can't hear you guys, I gotta go.
In connection matters, it has to be 18-T.
It's so bad.
I've had it!
I've had it with this doubt.
All right, everybody, welcome back to Streamer Games 2026.
We are here in beautiful Los Angeles, California.
Guys, how you doing?
All right, well we have a bit of a chiller event.
Some of our more athletic ones are going to come later on.
This next one, though, is a inaugural event here at Streamer Games 2026.
Replacing the egg drop from last year.
This year, guys, welcome to our new event, the Paper Airplane Toss.
Now, the way this works is quite simple.
We see all of our competitors right here, if you want to show them to our crowd, alright?
Every single one of them is going to have five minutes to build the best paper airplane
possible.
They're going to go on to that high rise, they're going to throw it, and you can see
all these hash marks, we're just going to count how many yards downfield they successfully
throw their plane.
After the first throw, I'll give them some time to adjust, maybe make a new one, they'll
have a second throw.
We're going to count the best score, and we're going to go one through eight.
Does that make enough sense?
Pretty simple, no?
Just make a paper airplane and throw the paper airplane.
I think it's pretty easy.
Competitors, are you guys ready?
All right, without further ado,
I'm gonna give you five minutes.
It's not a lot of time.
Five minutes.
Now you can use this time to build, to test,
to look up YouTube videos, to cheat off your teammates.
You cannot ruin someone else's plane.
Okay, that's the only rule.
and you have to make paper airplanes out of the materials we provide.
Alright, so we want to give them the paper first.
Oh, I see. Everyone crowd around this table right now. Come over here.
Alright, everyone, before our timer starts, kick whatever paper you would like and go back to your table.
Just so you guys don't go crazy.
Go ahead.
Now, for everyone watching at home, we have provided a bunch of different options in terms
of size, thickness, weight, you don't know, there's actually like legitimate competitions
for paper airplanes.
It's a very serious sport.
You can see how these guys do, it really comes down to the research you did beforehand.
I'm going to go in for the big piece of paper, it looks like I've seen people grab the thicker
card stock.
Walk back to your stations.
Take the paper with you right now and go back to your stations.
All right, now here's the deal, it's humor games.
This is literally as valuable as winning the 100 meter dash, so people don't realize.
So we're now going to see who put the time into learning how to make paper airplanes
and who has screwed their team over.
All right competitors five minutes on the clock your time starts in five, four, three,
All right time begins. Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.
You're now in it five minutes on the clock to make your paper airplane.
You should rather go in for the most unique strategy of your removing the cloth itself trying to get maybe a firmer crease on the table.
Not wanting that softness from the cloth to impact the crease itself.
most people here going for a very common strategy using a ruler to get a firmer
crease right you might notice they have tape they have scissors you can use that
to make locking folds you can use that to make tighter folds different folds
than normal some people going for multiple pieces of paper
just so you know guys only five minutes and a half 40 seconds are currently off the clock
these competitors are locked in they understand this is as valuable as winning
music careers. As valuable as winning volleyball. That's what Streamer Games is.
It's the dumbest games I could think of and making people do that for my
content and ad revenue. They don't understand how important it is for them
to win for their team. Locking it over at Benji for Team Mexico. Team Mexico last
place overall. Benji, how you doing? Are you stressed out? I think Benji going for
a locking fold right there. Donna Locked in has a guide open on her phone. It
says World Record Airplane next to it.
I see that.
Agent has his chat open.
Let's see what they're saying.
They're LaMalle, LaMalle, Lowell.
Come on, Yana.
Is this your chat?
OK, all right.
OK, they love Yana.
Love it.
Over here for Team France.
They're doing a frog.
OK, let's see if that can bounce down the field.
You only get one throw.
I guess you could make a crumpled up ball.
Competitors!
You only have three minutes and 15 seconds left.
Three minutes, 15 seconds.
You'll have to stop building.
You already see Kiera went for the first test throw.
If the competitors are allowed to test throw,
obviously we will not count it.
And if it's damaged in the test throw, then that's on them.
Kiera going for a test throw here.
Okay, bit of a nose diver.
Three minutes left, competitors.
Beauty Cinderella locked in.
I have heard that she has been building
paper airplanes every single day practicing I heard because we're all
over my house now okay over here with team UK UK got first place in the last
event a lot of pressure to uphold are you gonna be able to secure top four for
your team here all right don't put the pressure on you I get it well the
pressure is already there because half of your time is gone half of your time is
He's gone!
Agent putting some tape down trying to lock his paper airplane in place.
That looks like it did nothing.
Okay, he feels happy about it.
Maybe that's good.
Then he's going for a second.
Is that a second paper airplane?
And you're going to do practice shows right now?
Yeah, you can do practice shows all you want.
But if it's damaged, it's gone.
Alright competitors, only two minutes left.
Two minutes remain and then your time is done.
A few different strategies coming out.
I'm noticing Team UK using a regular A4 sheet of paper.
I mean, this is like the thinnest sheet of paper we have available.
It's the one that they use on like knife tests to see if it can cut.
Maybe the idea is that it will float better, as opposed to QT with Team All-Stars going
for a thicker car so you can see the thickness on that.
20-pound sock, even aware of the actual weight of it.
That seems real firm in place.
And oh no.
Oh no, Kiara.
Starting an airplane maybe a backup because she didn't like the performance of the card stop playing
Okay, so a bit about done still working on the one so two different strategies for either making one paper airplane sticking with it or
Trying an early test throw and then pivoting
Some people may be pivoting a bit late
Agent you are cutting a piece of paper
All right, well you only have one minute left one minute left competitors
One minute on the clock, Benji, I don't believe I've seen a test throw from you.
Alright, that's fair, I don't want to damage it, but then how do you know what to throw?
How do you know what plane to throw? You have two.
This is a smaller one.
It's just a smaller version?
Okay, alright, go ahead.
That went the smaller way.
That feeling good for Team Mexico, we'll turn it around, that ends up.
It's a smaller one, it's just a square.
30 seconds remaining competitors, your hands have to be up when the time is zero.
If you do anything more to your paper, you will be disqualified.
You need to be holding your paper airplane with your hands in the air at zero seconds.
All right, crowd, if you could join me.
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three,
hand in the air, hand in the air, hand in the air.
Hold the paper airplane.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Hold the paper airplane.
You can hold your airplane.
Hold your airplane.
Tell me, hold your airplane.
All right, time is up.
Now we're going to go one by one,
and we're going to measure how far they go.
First up, guys, give it up for Benji from Team Mexico.
Come on up, you got to throw and guys, no working on your airplanes if you do your DQ.
Do not work on your airplanes.
All right, Benji, you get one throw whenever you're ready, you have a ref, we'll put a
marker down for where your plane lands.
All right, everybody clear out, clear out.
It's here for Benji, everybody look!
Big round of applause for Benji!
Yeah!
Alright Benji, when you're ready.
One, two, three.
Ah!
Now it is Mark's stance, Mark's power rolls.
Stand, stand, stand. You can include the roll, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where it rolls to is where we will mark it, not where it initially touches ground.
Benji you now have time if you would like to work on a new paper airplane or if
you would like to adjust the one you had. Okay. Alright, give it up Benji, next up!
Give it up Yana from Team USA!
Alright Yana, here's the deal your team has one point total. You could be the
de facto first place if you get past that flag are you ready well whenever
you're ready because it's your turn good luck yonna
not bad it made it quite a few yards yonna you have some time go ahead and
adjust thank you very much this is 11 you're gonna stick there and where you at
All right, let's give it up for our third competitor from Canada.
We got Agent Zero Zero!
All right, talk to me.
So, I mean, this is just like a front throw, my real throw is my second one.
So, this is just what?
Just to let other people sleep on you?
For shits and giggles.
All right, bro.
Bro for shits and giggles.
Early Mexico and first US and
Well a paper ball would make it farther. All right, give it up. We got magma from team friends
All right
What was the strategy a strategy did you prepare? Did you practice?
Yeah, a lot a lot your favorite sports your favorite sports
Okay, look at it. Well, all you have to owe you a little hard on it
That's I love that all you have to do to not get last is beat the Canadian. Oh, are you ready?
All right, give it up for Magda everybody
Team France
Okay, it's good enough to beat Canada, not last place.
Alright guys, our next competitor from Team Worldwide, these are our top four competitors.
Give it up for Salbit.
I could say anything, but I'll just let the plane do the talking.
Oh, I like that. That was tough.
He's letting the plane do the talking, early throw.
It's a dart, but it's a nose dive of a dart.
Currently set for third place behind Team USA.
You have time, go make another one.
All right, next up, Kiera, please get up here for the alumni.
I'm making the 2-0.
You should sanity check.
Maybe walk back to sanity.
You can go get it.
You can go get it.
Hold your plane for a moment.
Hold for sound.
All right, Kiera, here's the deal.
You have a lot of information.
you can see what you need to do. Benjy was the first to throw. He's also currently first place.
What is that distance stance? He made it 14 yards. So 42 feet. So that's the number you
need to beat for first place. If you want to beat agent, all you have to do is throw it 9 feet.
Well, let's see it guys. Give it up for Kiera. Good luck.
Look.
It's a bit of a process, oh my gosh.
Good enough for second place.
Here, we'll lock that down.
You have time to make another one if you like.
All right, give it up for Cutie Cinderella.
Yeah.
Is that to test the wind?
So fine.
Oh, she shushed me.
The wind seems like it's bearing left.
She's not, she's waiting for the flag to point forward to throw.
Here's the throw.
Oh no.
Fourth place is where she currently landed.
Just ahead of team Worldwide it appears.
She has time to make another and give it up for our final competitor from the UK.
Get on up here, Tetschi!
Alright, your team is in first. Now, if you don't know, you are one of the only competitors
to use a regular A4 sheet of paper. Why did you choose the thin piece of paper?
Um, in all honesty, it's just because I had practice on it. So...
So you were just used to it?
Yeah.
Almost like playing Cho'Gath mid. I don't want to learn more. I'm used to this.
Exactly. There's a reason I'm still silver.
Alright, well, whenever you're ready.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't know, that's close.
That could be second, it could be third,
it's very tight there.
It is fourth place.
All right, you have time to go make another?
Go ahead.
All right, Benji, we're gonna need you back.
So for everyone who's curious how this works,
that was their first throw, they get two throws,
we're gonna take their best throw overall.
So if they perform worse, that's okay.
If they perform better, congratulations,
you get to improve your score.
No, it's your best score.
Benji, talk to me here. You got first place last time.
Everybody thought in me, everybody said I suck.
They said I was not going to do it.
And here we are. Number one, that's the right now.
Alright guys, can you, with your feet, audience,
give me a drum roll in the stands.
Benji, whenever you're ready, let the big one fly.
Oh, my God!
We freaking did this, man!
I told ya, I told ya, don't doubt me.
Benji improves first place to a final measurement.
Fuck yeah!
Stan, what is that measurement?
18.25.
18 yards!
Alright, TG Benji, you are to back out first.
There are still seven other people who are going to come up with a chance to beat him,
But this is huge for Team Mexico, who scored last in musical chairs.
Come on up, USA's Yana.
Yana, come on up.
Talk to me, Yana.
I'm scared!
What are you scared of?
Uh, not going far, but the best we can do is pray.
Yana, you went for an opposite strategy.
Benji had a huge plan. You have a tiny plan. Why a tiny plan?
I feel like I have a little more gravity and density.
Gravity and density. I like it. Drum roll audience.
Never you're ready.
Now, unfortunately, Yana, that didn't make it farther than your last plane.
But good news, we take the best score. You stay third place overall until the other people go third right now.
Give it up for Yana. You're third right now, not bad.
Agent, it's time. Agent, hold up, hold up.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
This right here is a kamikaze plane.
It's not going to make a safe... it's not... it will not make a safe landing,
but it's going to make it somewhere.
Somebody called it a sub sandwich earlier, but...
Ref, can we come over here?
I mean, it has wings, it has a payload.
My plane actually has passengers.
Is this a plane? Does this count?
It is paper and tape, and that's all we gave them.
All right. This counts. This is the paper airplane.
If you'd like to take a close-up
This will count we supplied everyone with the same supplies. Let me tell you
I don't think it'll go far, but I think it'll go farther than what he did drumroll for a agent everybody
And he's still lost, by the way, but Canada is in de facto second place.
Next up, come on up.
Look, we never said what you had to do.
We just gave the supplies and let you work with it.
I respect the creativity.
Magla, what's the strat here?
I just wanted to change the strategy. I think it's beautiful.
I think it is beautiful. It's very big.
Like a sandwich.
And you have little side gliders?
It seems difficult to throw.
Don't you think so?
I do.
Drumroll for Magla, everybody!
An unfortunate left turn is going to leave Team France in last place.
That is GG.
Give it up one more time for Team France.
All right.
Come on up.
Come on up
Okay, I tried to order for my field
So just say that the inventor of the airplane is Brazilian centers to most I'll try to honor him right now. Let's go
All right, I'd love to see it
Yeah, let's go jump rope for Salvat everybody currently in seventh place. That's really good
That's really good. That might be enough for second place. I'm gonna let my line judge make the mark here. It's close
Stanz is on the field, measuring whether that's enough to beat Agents.
What he calls Homocology claim.
Stanz, I think you think what I'm...
I need video replay.
Huh?
I need video replay at the last throw.
It's a tie.
You need video replay?
They're both 15.8.
I need another decimal.
We need a VAR?
Yes, please.
All right, we're going to take a replay of the throw.
VAR called on the field.
This might be enough for second place.
You're taking a look at the replay, give us a moment.
Come here for a moment.
I need the abomination.
We're going to see where it lands.
Hold up, we'll wait for the replay here if we can get it.
This effect of mine is an actual airplane count too.
We're just going to go off of which one went farther.
Okay.
Do we have a replay available?
No, we need the replay available.
on Team Canada.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
Okay, we see who we are.
We're so fast.
And then it has a little bit of a bounce.
And then we have the Burrito throw, which is Team Canada's.
We got the clip.
Team international wins by .5.
Yes!
Whoa!
I know!
All right.
Then Selby, you are currently second place.
Let's go Brazil!
We're going to give it up for Brazil, everybody, to Team International.
Thank you so much.
in third place now. Alright next up, give it up for Chiara please. Alright talk to me.
My heart's beating really fast. So you're currently in fourth place, you're top four,
obviously there's two people who go behind you. Yeah. But that's not a bad spot. Obviously
you'd love to improve but they've made it quite far out. I like the airplane. Pretty
great. Alright I think it is pretty. That's Aura. Alright well drum roll for Chiara, Chiara
Let's get your last throw in.
A win check.
It just came through.
That will improve.
It is important you improve,
which will make it harder for the people behind you,
to beat you.
Fourth place right now, give it up for Kiara.
We have two up, give it up for Cutie Cinderella.
First one did not go how I expected so what's the plan with the second go big or go home
I like the strat go big or go home notice I was the only one with the balls to go big
well also Benji Benji and also France but three of you yes yes all right
Beauty, drum roll for her.
Whenever you're ready, take your time.
Waiting for the wing to shift,
keep our drum roll goaling going.
All right.
Beauty, Cinderella with a throw for Team All Stars.
And it knows dives. That will be seventh place for Team All-Stars.
They get second in the last event, seventh in this one. We have our final competitor.
Come on off and stand for Team UK!
Alright, so far you guys are in sixth place.
And first overall because of the first event, musical chairs.
Go ahead. All right, I'll try to up that.
All right, good luck.
Round of applause, it's got a drum roll.
And a massive gust of wind.
They're calling it the tides of the U.K.
Whenever you're ready.
And it p-Peters out.
Not going to be better than your last.
That will be sixth place for Team U.K.
All right, give it up for your competitors.
We're going to go through the order one more time.
First place is Benji from Team Mexico, followed by Selbit for Team USA,
Agent for Team Canada, Kiara for Team Streamer, you and the alumni.
Then it is the Americans with Yana, the British with Tenshi, the All Stars with Cutie,
and finally the French with Magla. That's going to shake up our scores.
We're going to go to our desk to find out which team is in first overall.
Look, man, he had a good strat. I gotta give it to him.
He had a good strat.
Oh, man. Agent, you dog.
The burrito.
Uh, cast the second away. You got it.
Colloquially large airplanes in the hands of, uh, incompetence.
Can I say it?
I- you should say it.
If you can, then no one will.
You know, it's a tough one QT was kind of the favorite here because we watched her journey her arc of
Building and engineering and theory crafting and on the day of it's just not enough day of morning of practice
Non-stop from Sun up to Sun down. She really wanted this in a seventh place finish
Cannot feel good for QT Cinderella speaking of seventh place
Let's bring up the scoreboard and see where we are now at after two games. Yeah, they're gonna tabulate it. Oh, they're tabulating
I think, you know, what really got me was Agent and his crude idea, which was to bundle
a piece of paper.
And honestly, Ludwit, that's not his rules.
No, Ludwit, you should do those.
Is it a plane?
Maybe that's a more philosophical question.
Did it fly through the air?
Is it Superman?
I mean, Agent, he's always said, you know, never count me out.
I think that like, these things I'm confident, these things I'm not.
He walked into the paper airplane toss and he said, I got some tricks up my sleeve that
You're not going to believe and he came through so looking at the big paper airplane toss leaderboard. Look at that
Benji sent it
Eight points on the board, but first in our hearts with the best throw of 18.25
Give it up for Benji
That's an incredible look at that compared to eighth place which is 5.8
It's it's a moggin. It's a moggin. It is what it is
But you know it's tough building a building something on the fly to dominate the skies
It's hard to do it took us a long time as humans to do it
Well, those two crazy ass rednecks did it and I want feel that one time
Selbit did say a Brazilian invented the airplane. I was under the impression. It was the right to brothers
Right what do what Americans tend to rewrite history we've done that a lot
I don't know all I can say is that Selbit may be incorrect on his history
But he has second place on those charts agent third Kiara, please knocking out a fourth place finish then Yonah J
Tenshi
Unfortunately QT Cinderella and then rounding out was magla. Yeah, the French were never truly meant to fly
So yeah, you talked about the count earlier. He did it was from a book when I was a little kid
I probably made a hundred and zipline
I took one of these sheets that we have with all the people on them and I was like do I still know how to do this?
My muscle memory as a child allowed me to reproduce the count. I haven't made this since I was single-digit ages, you know
I think I
Think you should send it. You want me to send it to the great beyond a little triangle on it
It's some of them look like the count. I want to try and see if I it's always gonna fly really far
But I want to do this for me. Will you all join me on this journey my childhood? Let's give it up
All right, we don't usually do this.
Ladies and gentlemen, eyes and ears at the third floor,
over here at the back, Slime is adding his plane
to the contest.
It sounds so pathetic that you do this to me.
I guess I deserve this from making fun of your armpit.
You do.
Oh, wow.
I'm not a pathetic.
I'm not going to lie.
The count is down.
It's over.
It's a knockout.
So here's the thing.
I was talking to you during the event.
And you said, uh-huh, yeah, the waiter should have taken it back.
And you spent 20 minutes making an airplane, just for-
What are you talking?
It was not 20 minutes at all!
It was 20 minutes!
I made it every two minutes!
And most of the memories still here!
You looked up a diagram of-
No, I didn't!
You're lying!
And then you chucked it, and it went straight to the car.
This is all because I told him you went to the bathroom
and pooped a bunch, and then grew up.
That's the one.
That the vomit was the added unnecessary.
I did not vomit.
And I don't like that table talk here on the commentating desk.
We're setting up right now.
the next events gonna be archery.
Actually, I'm looking at the run of show.
We might have switched it up.
We might go into halftime
into the 100 meter dash rerun.
Just bear with us, we're gonna see what's confirmed.
But I know Joe Bart wants blood.
He does.
And I respect that.
We haven't made a fun of him.
When he was like set, what do you call it set on the track?
Yeah, you got it.
Fast killing.
Boom!
He was pumped up.
I mean, like, look, we used to have that,
but the raw strength of youth may be spent.
We did, we used to be really athletic, you and me.
And then we look at Joe Bart,
and you guys are saying,
slow Bart, you're sending all of these,
these incredible insults towards them.
I think if you run it back fair,
I do think that it might play out the same.
I can't.
That's what we're here to do.
Okay, so this is gonna be the run of show, guys.
When they tell us we're gonna throw to the half-time show,
which I think Ludwig is going to compete against a person from the audience
and they're going to like win something, probably an Alienware laptop which is pretty cool.
If not, we'll just make that happen.
Redoing the 100-meter dash and then archery crates like volleyball to close out the day.
So actually not even half over yet.
Can we, is there an actually tabulated total score that we can take a look at?
I would love to see what we've got in terms of total rankings right now
and who sits atop the leaderboard.
I don't know, they might be tabulating that still, but I would like to,
because we know that Mexico or the United Kingdom won musical chairs.
So they were in first and they didn't have a very good showing on the paper airplane toss.
So right now it's literally anybody's game.
It's still a very early, early game to do.
Sorry, someone in the chat just said, kill the commentators.
That's what can you, what can you do?
Oh my God, guys, we have a marching band.
It's, and they're getting ready and we're not supposed to throw yet,
But it's actually, I think the USC marching band themselves,
these are actual real USC marching band students.
And that's the halftime show you see.
You guys are going to get, this is actually
like a real collegiate experience.
Did you ever play an instrument?
Yeah, I played the drums.
Really?
I did.
Oh my god, let's start a band.
Let's not.
Let's focus on our duties today.
And we're going to sit, if you guys don't like us,
you are going to love the USC marching band.
They are simply incredible.
You might even see them on the Rose Bowl,
if they've played certainly.
Reggie Bush and Matt liner. Here's the overall standings right here is what you wanted
So worldwide in the lead and it's pretty clean. It's pretty even except for falls
But still this isn't this is a complete reverse order of total points
Worldwide alumni in the United Kingdom were all ranked by your predictions as
Dead last and they've turned the script around and they're currently leading on the podium
While the favorites, the United States of America, France as the dark horse, and Canada sit at the very bottom.
Now even though only a few points separate the first place from the middle of the pack, it is going to be very exciting to see the 100 meter dash redone when we get back.
Oh my god, and it could, it could just like, because if you remember the fastest runner in that some say illicit first 100 meter dash was a member from the Worldwide team.
worldwide team that's right yeah so you know that's all I'm gonna say do you
uh do you know this song hungry like the wolf by Duran Duran yes of course
really yes you know I I made a version of that song based on the French French
okay and it became a smash hit okay let me hear it I literally cannot sing it on
this broadcast okay because they would have to send me home okay well we're not
gonna be able to share with you guys the luxurious tones of slime but we will be
able to give you the USC marching band. A suitable replacement if you ask me.
Yeah, soon enough. Yeah, so we got them lined up. They're gonna be setting up soon
and this is live from University of Southern California. This is the only
time that we've been on a college campus in 20 years. So it feels good to be back.
Sure. Do you have any predictions going forward that when we get back to the
games of teams to watch or certain player that you'd like to keep an eye on?
I think it's gonna be a dead heat between Joe Bart and, I'm sorry, I forgot his
name again. And I use my sheets to make a paper airplane, uh, Rainezzo.
Right. Rainezzo, I'm so sorry, from Nigeria, which is a crazy trip to make,
to just, just to run and destroy a bunch of streamers in an actual foot race,
which is kind of cool.
I think it's great. I think that my favorite events, the crate stacking is
something that I, like I'm really locked in on seeing in the writing of the bull
as well. But if you are in...
Thought about the bull.
The bull's here, yeah.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, let your ears swim in the splendor of the USC marching band.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Two, three.
Honestly, just such a big horn.
They make horns so big!
Have you never seen a marching band?
No!
No, I mean, I've seen marching bands, but that way, you know, it's not just about playing
the instrument, you've got to be a show person.
Yes, and the USC marching band is one of the best in the nation.
Every college has one, but that was a real treat.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the USC marching band!
He loves it.
I love that.
He loves making them mark the back.
They were absolutely fantastic, so we've already been treated to an incredible halftime show
and we're going to still be bringing you three or four more different games today.
And one of you in the audience will have a chance to battle the great athlete Ludwig Agrid.
Athlete in asterisks.
Big time. And if you beat him and you can survive his excuses, he makes more excuses.
That's the true gauntlet.
is listening to him explain why actually he was the winner the whole time he's
got a gold medal in mental gymnastics but I'm not sure that he's going to be
very good today which means that he's setting up you to win what is the what
is the price for beating him I don't even know but he'll tell us it's probably
something cool I remember I was being like oh that's actually pretty sick it's
something you want to go up against the guy like Ludwig to get yeah there is an
incentive for you guys. There's over 2,000 people here live at the stadium.
Try to be the one selected. There's going to be a couple of opportunities to
play off against LUD and win a prize. And even if you lose, I'm sure they're
going to give you something. But right now, all of the winnings that we've
tabulated, Team United Kingdom in first place in the driver's seats, a little
bit nervous. I talked to them on the ground about the 100 meter dash, zero
confidence. Man, we got to get together and just watch at Dante's stream one
I would love that. I think it would really open
It would open up your mind in certain pathways that maybe haven't been opened yet
I think anger and frustration is kind of synonymous with league and I just I just think I'd hate it
I've never played it's not even about that like you don't need to know who hecrum is
You don't need to know what he does in the jungle and why he has to fight for the red
But you don't even know that you just need to understand the feeling the emotion
And that's that's what streamers like him give us. Yeah raw emotion, which is also what the streamer games give
It is which is incredible though. I've never seen a lot of of Dante's
He's one of your favorite league streamers watched him a lot
I've watched a lot of Dante's and he was he was I'm sorry to ask what he was he racing and that would be he hasn't done shit all day
Okay, so like a lead player
They just sit behind faker and then they count up championships my goat Zayou's did nothing
I'm just throwing out terms I heard other people say so yeah, I get it
But I I'm excited to see him
I think that he is one of the people that you told me to keep an eye out
I'm most excited to see nice wave get back in the games
He sacrificed his foot on the first streamer games that's not a war remember that and now he his head shaved like the Punisher or something
I know it's crazy one. I didn't like where does it go?
Hey, man, if I could pull it off I would do it, but I'm afraid this is the last lot ride for me
So we've got nice wig. I'm keeping an eye out. I haven't seen Ray Asian boy do anything except for complainant musical chairs
Who hasn't though?
You know what you know, I've become a quick fan of his wardrobe wardrobe
I think he was excellent, and I think him and Zoyle being in the top three
It was perfect, but you know what's even better than wardrobe better than us
Sending it down to Ludwig so that he can battle one of you Ludwig take it away
guys what is up we are back and before we jump back into the competition I seen a
lot of what you guys say online about me 31 year old shud a lot of people call
me inbred which is true so I figured today we would settle the score I'm gonna
pick one person from the audience to see if they can beat me in a 1v1
now here's the deal this is our Alienware 1v1 power by Alienware so I'm
I'm only gonna pick people who have the Alienware banner,
wave it up, wave it up.
You don't have it, I'm not picking you.
You don't have it, I'm not picking you.
Interesting.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You guys don't even know what we're going 1v1 in.
What do you mean it doesn't matter?
It should matter a little.
I'm good at some things.
We're going 1v1 in archery.
You think you can beat me?
You right there with the red bouquet standing up, you think you can beat me?
You think you can, you, because everyone else is going to be so mad when you get back, it's
I beat you.
All right, come on down.
Come on down, we have our competitor, we're going to do this again tomorrow.
We'll see who they are in a moment.
Just for your guys' awareness, if he is able to beat me, he's going to win Alienware's
flagship 16-inch Area 51 gaming laptop, a portable powerhouse they call it, with anti-glare
OLED, the very same laptop I use on the go.
If you lose, you'll receive an Alienware 39-inch monitor.
How you doing?
All right, talk to me.
What is your name?
Your name's Luis?
Why do you think you can beat me?
Sorry, I want to recap that.
You have never done archery, ever.
I got it, though.
And you think you just got it?
Yeah.
When's the last time you shot?
Literally last week.
You still want to do this?
I do, I do.
All right, Luis, let's go.
Get up for Luis, everybody.
All right, we're going to run this the exact same way we're
doing the competition.
I'm gonna give you a bow and arrow.
Luis, be safe with the bow and arrow.
Don't shoot at someone.
You're gonna shoot at the target.
I'll give you three shots, we'll add up your score,
then I'll get three shots, we'll add up my score.
If your score beats my score, you get the laptop.
Guess what happens if you lose?
Guess what you get?
High five?
No, brother, you get this.
39 inch 5K OLED monitor with RGB stripe technology.
So you win no matter what.
Put your rebel down over there, man.
You sponsored, too?
All right, Louise, get over here.
All right, here's your bow.
Now, are you right or left-handed?
Are you figuring out if you're right or left-handed right now?
All right, all right. I'll give us...
You can do a practice shot.
So, keep bowed down. Grab your arrow.
I'll give you one practice shot, okay?
All right, we're gonna do it from the turf.
line so you can't step on it. All right this will be my target that's your target.
All right I'm gonna teach you how to do this real quick. All right just keep it
down for now I got you. Put it in above this broadspark right here right above
that that's where you're gonna snap it in. You guys Luis is screwed. Snap it in okay
and now keep it down for now. Then what you're gonna do two fingers below one
above. You're gonna pull bring it to your chin and if you're like me you'll get
nine points if you're like you go ahead give it a shot oh don't worry about that
talking good like that like a thing here arm up hold your chin I release all
right that was a practice round that was a practice round I'm gonna pull my
arrow out okay and then we're gonna start for real please don't I got a five
Okay, that was not good. I thought I'd do better three shots. Are you ready?
I'll give you three shots you get to do all three of your shots guys. Can I hear a drum roll for Luis?
See any if you can win the Alienware 1v1
Got you in a little lower. All right, so when you pull one above two below pull it to your chin right here
This wants to go up here
Right here.
Now pull it.
All right.
Release when you're ready.
You've never done archery?
What the hell was that?
All right, two more shots, two more shots.
Arch it in.
Don't be nervous, bro.
Take your time.
Luis, with his second shot, drum roll.
That's a miss.
One on, one off, last shot.
Luis, are you ready?
This is it, you have to hit this, bro.
Luis, everyone's gonna tear you,
lean from limb, if you go back, losing.
They're gonna mold you.
You got this.
While breathing out.
Let's walk up. Let's walk up. Let's walk up together. Because I haven't gone yet.
Let's just do a quick recap. That's one of your arrows. Luis, that's on the ground.
This is your second arrow. I'll give you a point for this. This miss. I'll give you one point.
I'll count that and then you hit an eight.
So you got nine.
I have to beat nine.
Luis, I'm a nice guy.
I'm going to give you, you get three shots.
I'll only take two shots.
Hi, Luis.
The score to beat is nine.
If I get bullseye, it's already over.
We tie if I get five, it's over, this is my last shot.
Gigi, Luis, let's take a look together.
Six, six, twelve, get out of here Luis!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys.
I got some good news.
You're still going home with a 39-inch 5K OLED monitor.
You're not going to release everybody.
I'll give you guys another chance tomorrow to beat me.
But next time, give me someone better.
At least get your ass back to the stands, man.
Give me the bow, bro.
God damn it.
You're not on Disney, bro.
Get out of here, man.
All right, y'all.
Yo, it is time for us to jump back into our contest.
It is time for us to jump back into the 100-meter dash desk.
What happened last time?
Why are we doing it again?
Can you let everyone know?
Yeah, before that, does Ludwig know
that he is the villain that he's 100-meter dash runners?
I do think that when you amass a sort of following
and a popularity and money and all these things,
Ludwig has amassed.
If you don't use it to humiliate someone from a big crowd in an ancient game, what do we really do?
Bro's calling, you're not a DCS, and then I can easily hear him saying,
someone get these beggars out of here!
At least become the bad guy.
I don't know why he did this in one, one sponsored giveaway.
Maybe it was because it was sponsored, he had to make himself the villain.
But it is kind of nice that you just get to get a giant monitor also, even if you can't shoot a target.
Absolutely.
Guys, if you are aware, earlier in the day, there was a little bit of drama.
there was and we can't stand by that. We can't because there was a couple of fall
starts maybe more than half of the fall starts. Seven of the eight.
100 meter dash. It is fall started. The outpour was so intelligent and unanimous
and unanimous especially between us that we are redoing the 100 meter dash.
Now a keen observer will notice that ENZO kind of destroyed the whole
the whole hundred meter dash without even a false start.
Yes.
It's kind of like a 1D1 between Joe Barton and Enzo right now.
I don't understand this Enzo.
I think it is.
It's Ryan Enzo.
OK, Ryan Enzo.
But they call it an Enzo in the chat.
So I'm using familiarity to apply it on a regular close.
I got you.
Don't touch me.
We're not OK.
So I got him the contract.
So here's the thing is that with 100 meter dash,
this is the signature event of the Summer Olympics.
and everybody had already chosen Joe Bart as the presumptive victor.
Yes.
And out of nowhere, the international team smokes him.
And it wasn't just by a few feet.
It was by a horse's length.
So we're going to see if we run this back.
We're going to get everybody on the same page.
We're going to fire the gun and we're going to conclusively find out
who is the fastest athlete at the streamer games.
Any predictions?
Final chance to put your name on it.
I mean, it would be kind of a Cinderella story of Joe Bart
But after all that mess that he talked kind of just zooms past everybody.
I think that'd be really interesting.
But man, I saw how Enzo ran, dude.
It was just, it was a really big gap.
So and then there's also, we can't forget Jason the Wayne.
Jason the Wayne?
He just kind of failed.
He just failed.
He just failed at it.
And that's interesting too.
It is.
It's an interesting competition.
So you've got Jason the Wayne and Ronaldo, some of the biggest streamers on the planet
competing against each other.
one of the core boys please step up and put your name down in the annals of
history and get at least a top three finish all eyes will be on them and the
rest of the competitors as we crown a victor that's right the annals are
waiting for you though the annals it's the annals and they're waiting for you
so all right they're getting into place people are already stepping up UK we're
looking for at least a top ball bottom three would be nice six seven to eight
Kind of get in there, Ronaldo got a steely gaze, he's locked in, Jason tying the shoes.
Let's see, he's clapping his hands.
There's Joe Bart, Joe Vascular.
Oh, there's the champ.
The champ's ready.
He's saying, hey, look at them all talking about their lines.
Like, ah, ah, ah, ah, shoe, shoe, shoe, toe, toe, toe.
We're getting this one on, like, definitively, no mistakes.
I don't want to hear shit in the chat.
Yeah, I don't want to hear shit after this thing.
You guys talking about well, I swear to God if there's if there's any gap it after this
I will leave this commentary desk, and then you'll all be really sad
So we're gonna go talking a lot of work right now
You're disqualified I'm gonna say ready
Ready?
Four.
Okay, number three.
Okay, number four.
You stay in between the dash lines.
So you hear the horn a second time?
That means five, two, three, four, five, six.
You're seven, two, one, eight.
The three, I'm just gonna flop.
Okay, two, one, two, three, four, five, six.
Okay, you're here.
Do not leave your lane if you do your disqualify.
I'm gonna go ready, and then I'm gonna sound the horn.
That's it, ready?
Sound the horn.
You're leaving the horn.
I'm gonna come down.
I'm doing ready.
Yes, it's just the horn.
Come to me.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Who are we missing here?
No one.
Yes.
You see it, right?
You stay in one.
All right, guys.
Here's the deal.
There's the deal.
I need everyone to understand what's going to happen because we're going to get to
the qualification.
I already know it.
I'm going to be standing there.
I'm gonna say ready and then you're gonna hear a horn sound
I'm gonna wait like five seconds if you leave before the horn you're gonna see here a second horn sound
It's gonna sound like this
Okay, if you hear the second sound stop that means I have to go and disqualify someone
You all have your lanes you see these green dots you see the numbers you see the lines if you leave your lane
disqualified
We cannot do a test run because we already did one this morning
All right, I'm gonna give it to you one more time just so you hear it. This is what it's gonna be like
This is not for real. This is a practice. You're gonna hear ready
And then you would go
Okay, do you understand?
Do you understand ready?
Horn if you hear a second horn, what does that mean if you hear a second horn? What does that mean stop?
All right guys, are we ready?
crowd are you ready guys feel free to cheer me respectful of our competitors please
broadcast are we ready for the race all right guys without further ado it is our
second and final 100 meter dash the competitors
Ready!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Great practice, everyone. Great practice. Keep it up.
I'm just testing, I'm just testing.
Okay, I'm just testing.
All right, sorry.
Audience, are you ready?
Broadcast, are you ready?
All right.
Competitors, ready?
And we're off.
It's a mad dash.
Three peeps of this morning.
Splashes and brilliance, red line cross, it's Enzo, it's Joe Gorn,
but even Archie Third, last twice Sakura.
Oh my gosh, what a blur.
Wait, I'm curious, is that the same exact order as this morning?
Is that literally the same exact order?
all the cries for scams rigged reset and it's the same order we'll find out our desk will handle
that information for now let's go talk to our now unofficial and official champion of the 100
meter dash. Enzo give it up for Team World Wide. Enzo talk to me.
I didn't have any experience. Oh god did. God did. God did. Alright Enzo give it up one more time.
Oh, yeah, go ahead I
Show speed
All right, that's a little bit of a call out
Well, you heed the call
Guys archery quick little replay of the finish
We see Enzo crosses first
Then Joe Bart right after
To get a look at the rest of the scores
We're gonna go over to our casters desk to break it down
See what the difference were between this morning and now
I told you we didn't need to replay the race.
I didn't say anything. I would never say anything.
I knew it all along.
I would never say anything about that.
Unbelievable.
It is interesting, isn't it? How similar the results are from the first time they raced
and the second time they raced, not just the first two, which is what we were all keeping our eyes on,
but everybody.
Everybody.
Down the line, it was exactly as we predicted.
We're gonna be looking at the official times if he's sub 10 again
I'm gonna. I'm gonna look at this replay. It's it's an insane start
I want to clean it and everyone too, which I like that everyone did have a much cleaner start and I do really appreciate that
But it's kind of I will say Jason
Better showing but man look at the distance here. Joe's a fast guy. The ends was just faster
Yeah, in so did the Usain Bolt look behind as he's crossing the finish line
There is going to be zero controversy on late starts the acceleration the top speed look at these gapping the field
This was not just a performance
I would say this is one of the most definitive performances in the three years that we've ever had the streamer games
You know and I think it's look back right here
Right there. I'm coming for you speed said yep and the call out to that's a bit aggressive
aggressive. You know, and here's the thing, I actually competed in one of an event like
this myself. It was called the Hot Dog 100, where you eat a hot dog and then you run.
I can eat a hot dog very fast. How about the running? So, and the running is way different.
I ran in this, this was during Fast 50, which is a Ludwig event last year, and people said
I looked like an action figure that had come to life and was learning how to run, or that
I had a full diaper.
You look like the Kwapi game where you're trying.
I look like Kwap.
Yeah, and it's tough.
So a different time, actually, and I
don't know if this timing is super, super accurate,
but it's about a second and a half less than earlier
today for Enzo as well.
So however you want to spin it, though,
Enzo got the first place knocked out.
Joe Bart or Slow Bart still finishes second, which is.
I'm probably saying.
I don't know the guy.
I'm only going to say that a couple more times.
I'm saying he got second place.
That's incredible performance.
Archey, who said he guaranteed pre-show,
I'm gonna get top three.
Put that on Archey.
He got there.
Then we got Suku and fourth,
Jason Nguyen and Stable Ronaldo
trying to unite the Corboys by saying,
let's just give them top four
and we'll start from the bottom.
And then Lydia Viola representing the UK
and Sakura finishing in eighth place.
It's tough to be eighth.
I think a special shout out to eighth place.
As a fellow slow runner, we see you.
That's all I wanted to say.
I do see them in eighth.
It's sad because you only get one point for that.
But here's the reality is that the team captains
have to pick and choose where they put their events, right?
You have to, only two events maximum per competitor?
I don't know, I don't know how it works.
But yeah, you can't just like send the one person
in that's good at everything.
You do need to make sure you disperse it properly.
And here's the goal!
Look at it!
incredible so in bottom the bottom of the barrel ho ho ho baguette France sitting
at dead last did very disrespectful and it would be disrespectful to take a song
like Durand or in songry like the wolf angelic make it about French people we
don't do things like that I'm not I teach you etiquette I want friends to win but
they're sitting at the bottom and then we've got Canada the all-stars and then
And Team USA, which I've long abandoned.
They're on the bottom, right?
So looking up at our top four, a surprise entry.
The United Kingdom, currently in fourth place with 13 points.
Mexico, El Tri, with 15 points with Arquis' latest run.
The Streamer University alumni, sitting squarely in second.
And Team Worldwide, in five points.
I had a second place with a total of 20 is your current leader.
It's pretty good.
It's a pretty big lead.
And the leads can change.
There's a ton more events to happen.
But the thing is, like we all went in,
we're like the French on this team.
They're just all athletes, and they're really powerful,
and they're really scary.
And now they're at the bottom of the board.
So we'll see.
Well, let's see.
Here's the thing.
This is just day one of the events.
And you can see right now we've only had three, I believe,
three official competitions.
and there's plenty more.
And speaking of, let's go down to our host
and the presenter of the Streamer Games,
Mr. Ludwig Ogren.
All right, everybody!
We have just two events left today.
Today's almost over, guys.
I hope you've enjoyed it so far.
We'll be back, of course, tomorrow, same time, 2 p.m.,
but for now, it's time for us to go to our next event.
It is time for archery.
If you let go, without the arrow, if you shoot without a thread, it's bad for the ...
but hey, it's a little broken.
It's okay, be careful.
The top two move on to the finals. The bottom two are out. The tiebreaker will be your score.
Now
Extra notes. You can come with me. Come with me.
So you can see here,
this is a normal target, but there's an apple and there's a beautiful man below it.
If you hit the apple anywhere and it's through the apple, you get 22 points.
if you hit me anywhere you get minus three points okay do you understand minus
three plus 22 don't hit me hit the apple or if you want to be safe you can hit
above I'll give you all one practice shot and then we're gonna do it for real
now two rules at the arrows first do not dry fire don't pull it unless there's
an arrow in it, it's bad for the bow. Second, don't point at someone, okay? Don't point
it at anyone, even if there's no arrow in it. I literally saw a clip on Twitter of a
guy killing 50 suitors of the bow and arrow. It's very dangerous. So please make sure you
hold it down, I'll say ready, and then you can fire. Okay? Alright, let's go over there.
Let's get our first practice shot in. Right on the clock everybody. This practice shot
It will not count.
Has everyone put an arrow in the middle?
That's a second feed?
Okay, okay.
Ben 2 point, 8, 1, 12.
Okay, par 5.
Alright!
You guys can put your arrow in, bows down, arrows in, put the bow towards the floor.
They practice shot, this shot does not count.
You can latch the arrow in.
No, in the back.
Yes, in the back.
No, in the back.
In the back, normally.
In the back, in the back.
You do above, no?
Above the notch.
Just you guys. Just you guys for your team.
Let's see how you got it.
Where'd you notch it?
Perfect.
not shit just above just above yep all right guys make sure you're only pointing
at your target ready all right fire you can fire whatever you want
Oh, he's here.
All right, bows down, bows down.
All right, bows down, bows down.
Now, this was a practice, but I believe we only had one person successfully get the arrow in,
which was to co- and then we had three misses.
We'll see how this goes.
Ah.
Is it broken yet?
I'll think it's not a secret.
We can show you how it works.
Alright guys, that was your practice shot.
We're going to do three shots for real now.
Guys, we're going to do one shot at a time.
So we're going to go ready, shoot, ready, shoot, ready, shoot.
After bows down, we'll count the score.
All right ready your bows just keep them ready you know don't pull you don't pull
you just keep like keep it here all right arrows should be in okay listen up
all right you can fire whenever you want this is our first real shot you guys
are ready to fire fire when you want everyone can fire at the same time you
you guys can fire when you want. A miss from Connard. Hit from Yonah. A miss from Katsup.
And a hit for Canada. Next arrow. Next arrow. Just so you know, if at any point they hit
it, well you guys can ready your arrow, do not aim yet. Ready your arrow. Ready your
arrow just ready I don't show no
doesn't talk doesn't talk ready the arrow
all right audience round of applause
gonna get a job role okay you guys you
can now fire your second shot go ahead
you guys are ready fire when you're
ready gonna hits me that's minus three
I miss from cats up a miss from Connor
Cocoa still gets a shoot.
Whoa!
And a direct hit on me for Cocoa, that's going to be minus points.
Alright guys, ready your final arrow.
This is your last shot.
Ready your final arrow.
They're allowed to.
They're allowed to talk.
Ready the final arrow.
Do not shoot yet, just ready the arrow.
Okay guys, this is your last shot, make it count.
Round of applause, gonna get a Drummer audience.
Top two move on, bottom two eliminated.
Archers, fire!
Hit from Conner, hit from Katz up.
A miss from Yana in a hit from Tarkov.
Bows down, bows down, bows down, bows down.
Wow.
That was pathetic.
My god.
Connor, low number is first arrow.
Second arrow.
Third arrow, you might notice.
Not on the board.
zero points for C-Dog VA.
Next up, we have
Pants Up with France, which is two misses
and one two-point arrow, two points for Team France, two points.
Next up, we have Yana with a hit on the board, but it doesn't count for points.
a five-point arrow but because she hit me it's minus three it is also two points
for Yana. Yana is tied with Katsup. Our final competitor, Kokots, four points, five
points and then minus three for a final tally of six points. So here's what this
means. Yana, cancel. You're going to sudden death. Right now, Kukot is moving on. Connor will be out.
Yana, you will each get one more shot. Whoever gets the better score wins.
He fall on the twist.
I got it.
No.
It's not Daniel.
It's not in depth.
Okay.
So let's clear for our refs.
You get one more shot.
Best score moves on.
All right, guys.
Ready the arrows.
Get the arrows ready.
I should have made both.
No, you're through.
You made it.
All right, competitors.
Three, two,
One, you are good to fire.
A miss from Katzup.
And Yana moves on!
Yana will move on for Team USA.
France will be eliminated.
We will see Yana again in the finals.
Can I get my next four teams up?
Thank you very much.
Katzup, I'm sorry, you are out.
You did better than UK.
Hey, even Luis did better than UK.
Oh man, his corner looked good while shooting.
All right, let's get our next four competitors.
Danny Bance.
Danny, Mexico's doing well right now.
We want to keep this ball rolling, don't we?
What's the game plan?
Pretty much hit the apple.
So you're going for the apple.
I don't want to ruin your nice face.
Are you worried about hitting me?
Because if you go for the apple, you might aim too low.
Not never.
I don't like that.
Me and my daddy still hit you.
OK.
What?
Did you lie about that?
Yeah.
OK.
Fair enough.
Mr. King.
Yes.
You have any experience with archery?
A little bit, yes.
I've been trained before on stream.
By who?
By an archery person.
When?
Like, this is a while back.
Not for this.
Not for this.
Oh.
Yeah, it was a while back, but it's been a while.
Okay. Okay. Ron, how are we feeling?
Alright. You are in first place team world wide.
I got that, yeah.
A lot of pressure here.
Yeah, it's a lot of pressure.
Have you ever shot an arrow before?
I did a 30 minute session with a dude that like, did archery for 18 years.
So you got taught by them?
Yeah.
should be good.
You would think that, but I'm pretty shit.
All right guys, listen up, I'm gonna give you one practice shot, then we're doing three
real shots.
The practice one does not count.
Guys, with me, with me, the scores are what's written on the board, the apples were 22,
if you hit me it's minus three.
You understand.
Top two move on, bottom two eliminated.
scored zero cats have scored two so if you are eliminated if you beat their
score that can help you get fifth or sixth place understand all right y'all
you're gonna get your first arrow is a practice shot I'm gonna say ready all I
want you to do is put the arrow in the board don't aim yet just put the arrow
on the bow do not aim yet just put the arrow in the bow ready your bow ideally
not you to bug the brass parts you put one finger above and two fingers below
You're just ready to bow.
All right, here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to say competitor set.
You can lift your bows up to aim.
And then I'm going to say fire.
You can take as long as you want to fire.
My advice, don't hold it too long in fire position.
You're going to tie yourself out.
This is your practice shot.
Competitor set.
Hired!
And a massive improvement.
Bows down, bows down, bows down.
This is a practice shot.
But already we can sense, this is a much better group.
If we take a look here, as long as you touch the line, it's a point.
This is zero, though.
A miss from Danny, narrow.
A miss from Mr. Keen.
narrow miss. Five points for stable Ronaldo, no surprise. And in two points for you D10 that
that did not count that was a practice. I hope you guys now understand how it works.
Are you all ready for the real deal? I am here for our competitors.
competitors.
You may, once you receive your arrow, ready your bow, do not aim yet, just ready your
bow, ready your bow.
Hopefully all three hit this time.
That last group, yeesh, ready your bow, do not aim yet, just ready your bow.
All right.
A. Fire.
Whoa.
And a monster round one from all competitors,
except Stable Ronaldo, who misses the board.
All right.
Ready your second arrow.
Do not aim yet.
This is your penultimate arrow.
ready your arrows remember the apples do not aim yet do not aim yet all right
competitors aim fire
Oh
Well, just everyone watching at home
We're just gonna hold you here till we can escort you off the property
All right
I think that was like a live suicide attempt. Those are bow and arrows. That was crazy.
I had apologies to everybody watching at home. We got some ruffians. What can you do? That was crazy. That was terrifying.
We're just going to have to hold and we'll restart on that last one.
Yeah, we'll have to restart it.
Obviously.
Yeah, obviously.
We're going to hold for a moment while we wait for security to sort this out.
Let's go to our caster desk, have them fluff for us.
Slime Pete, how'd you feel about that one?
Okay, come on.
Yeah.
Ah, yes.
Yep, what a day.
I'm in camera.
Come on.
I'm here, I've got you.
Slime is taking in the beautiful Southern California air.
Jokes aside, not what we wanted to see,
but security is going to take care of it,
and we will be back with the archery in just a moment.
But a couple of things that we can look at.
Slime you had a great view of the action any takeaways that you had
Takeaways yes, there's no time for takeaways. Oh god
You're getting emotional. You know what? I just realized what I have on the back of my shirt
Myself yes, you do self promotion is generally not allowed, but we'll take it well
This is this shirt was taken this picture was taken when we invaded the riot HQ bathrooms
and
Uh, I resorted to things I regretted.
It looks like you're ssss...
And that's what I'm trying to say here.
Sometimes we do things we regret.
It's true.
You know?
And sometimes security's gotta come get us.
Sometimes security's gotta put us in our sponsor.
What can you do?
Well, you cannot run under the field and be a total gift.
What's your idea?
But we all make mistakes.
We do.
And speaking of mistakes, C-Dog VA, three straight misses.
The Choke Dog, my good friend.
I'm not sure I can cosine that.
I'll say this.
Yeah.
We can like so what we kind of finessed Luis that poor soul from the from the stands, they did shooting a boat.
We've been doing it for many thousands of years, right?
But it's not very intuitive the first couple times you do it.
Yeah, I did this for the we did a video we did Olympic trials and it was me and Nick and Ludwig.
And it's not it's not fair that Ludwig has shot arrows before.
He should have done something else.
OK, so first of all, I think he scanned that person.
He got a 39-inch 5K monitor for showing up and having fun.
He did, but he could have got the laptop.
And that's why he got to be a better athlete.
It's the streamer games.
Look, you can't just can't go from couch to the racetrack.
We make jokes, we're having fun.
These are real competitors, and they're
trying their ass off out there.
Speaking of, I'm going to tell you
somebody that I've got my eye on that I think
has done really well and has become an early crowd favorite.
T10 map from Team International,
representing the Australian contingent.
They have aura.
What is it about the Australians?
I don't know.
Is it the Nars?
Yeah, it's Yannar.
Yeah, Yannar.
You know what it is.
It's like every time that she's been on camera,
we've been just laughing to each other.
But I would like to see because, look,
I've never held a weapon in my life
unless you count these fists.
So I want to, sorry.
I want to see a replay of the actions.
Let's take a look right here.
The form is good.
this is this was the first round you know seahawks
grabbing his hair you know that's like a i suck so bad there's the head legs are
ghostly
it's like that it's like notebook paper
he doesn't go outside he does that's the crazy about the well she's just
it doesn't help it's either you're burned but first like and then this
i gotta say you had a classic matchup between
u.s.a. in france and i make some jokes you've made some jokes in france
i we actually thought they were going to be a dark course in this
this event and they're in currently last.
I know. Well, we'll see how it shakes out.
We're gonna get back to the archery action,
hopefully with no mishaps.
Let's go back down on the field
and shoot some arrows at some targets.
All right, let's do it.
Woo!
Guys, welcome back to Streamer Games!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Can I get a big round of applause
for USC Security and the police
for helping with that situation?
We're going to jump right back into things.
We're going to bring back our competitors, but thank you guys for being cool.
I appreciate you crowd.
And just so y'all know, I'll be staying after the event and if anyone wants a picture or
not a graph I'll hang around.
I appreciate y'all being here.
Worlds first.
Run!
Come here, you're the only one who didn't get to shoot that last time.
Oh, I believe both of you.
Both of you are going to have the opportunity to shoot right now.
So, you're going to pick up that second shot.
You're going to run it?
Oh, that's your blue.
Oh, do you want to keep it?
I'll leave it up to you, totally up to you.
Just for context, you're on the blue, you missed the first.
It's not a bad key.
technically down by one point I don't think it's a bad keep you keep it you
thank you for not because that would have changed everyone's lives you haven't
shot so you're gonna do our final shot it's all you guys can we have a big
round of applause for T-10 Nat
You got some pressure? Don't worry about it, you got it.
All right, Matt, here's your arrow, ready it up.
No pressure, I'll stand next to you as if I'm shooting.
All right, Matt, it's just you right now.
Matt, you can aim now, and fire at will, whenever you're ready.
Whoa!
Locked under pressure!
All right, the rest of our competitors, let's come back in for your final shot.
Danny Banz, where you at?
Danny your final shot. Alright guys this is the final shot again 22 for the apple minus
three if you hit me. Last shot we're going to add up the scores top two move on bottom
to eliminated. Okay. Competitors ready your bow? Do not aim yet. Just ready the bow.
You guys got this. This one moment. We're waiting for our final competitor. Alright.
Preparators! Aim! Fire!
All right, bows down, bows down, bows down!
Let's take a look. Grab you some math here. Top two move on, bottom two eliminated.
If it touches the higher number, it is the higher number.
First up, we have Danny Banz.
Danny you got five plus six plus one Danny your final score is 12 get up and
get in the bands
look at that King you hit me square in the head
King, you got six, plus five, minus three for a final score of eights.
Stay for an O, though.
You hit me.
That's minus three, but then you hit a five, plus two, and then you hit an eight for a final
score of 10. So it all comes down to T10 net. If your score beats 10 you move on. If it
is less you are out. You got one. You got four. And T10 net congratulations. Your final
scores 12. You are moving on! It will be Tita and that and Danny Vance who are
joining the winners from the last round. Could I get the coach and could I get the other person?
Yeah, you're good, you got 5th though, not bad, 5th place, you got 6th place, all right
let's get our final round going, team Canada where are you at, Nicole, Canada, get back
up there. USA! USA! USA!
Alright guys, here's the deal. There are four of you left. You are now entered into a battle royale.
You will get three shots. If you have the lowest score, you are eliminated. We'll do that until there's one person left.
one person left, does that make sense?
Three shots, low score eliminated, no practice shots.
You guys all made it to the finals,
congratulations, you are all top four.
Give it up if you want Danny Banshee to win.
All right, let me hear if you want
Kako with Team Canada.
What about T10 now with the international?
Well, how about, let me hear it if you want, Yana to win with Team USA.
Alright, competitors, ready your bows?
Do not aim yet.
Ready your bows.
I will call aim in fire, but do not aim yet.
Ready your bows.
Three shots total, 22 for the apple, minus three for my body, no one's hit the apple yet.
Bottom person eliminated.
All right, archers, aim, fire.
Hit by Danny, hit by T-10 Nat, hit by Cocote, Yana the only to miss.
Ready your next arrow, you will get your next arrow.
three arrows total at any point you can win if you hit the apple we did it yet
testing me in a couple times ready your arrows do not aim yet ready your arrows
All right, archers, ready your arrows, ready your arrows.
All right, hey, fire.
Missed by Yonah, missed by Danny, shooted by Cocote, shooted by T10NAT.
and that again it is only last place who's eliminated Yana yet to get on the
board but any shot can win her the round ready your arrows ready your arrows
is your last shot pressure is on you are playing for yourselves you are playing
for your team you are playing for your fans make the most of this opportunity
Archers!
Okay, hang!
Fire!
Bows down! Bows down!
I just wanted to see with my own eyes.
Did that?
Guys, we have our first half of the year!
Congratulations, Kokogen, you hit our first apple, grazed his head.
However, we don't need to tell you the scores, because, Yana, you will be the first one out.
Round of applause for Yana, you get fourth place overall.
A great score for your squad.
Thank you very much, Yana.
Rex, can we pull the arrows out?
And we're going to get our next round started.
you guys are now top three scores are reset scores are reset nothing you didn't
matter do you want to move here up to you it's up to you either one I don't care
stay there what the hell oh my gosh
All right, y'all top two will move on three shots top two move on
Archers ready your bows. Oh
My bad
Need of the job only my third year doing it
All right, three archers left, helps you move on.
Danny, go to Tenet, you guys can notch your bow, get your arrow in.
All right, three shots, bottom score is eliminated.
We'll see, but we'll have to go to our next shot first, two shots left, archers you can
ready your bow ready your arrow all right to left
watch your say fire it's fine that if I didn't uh-oh a miss like the coach open
This game up bottom is eliminated top to move on
This is your final shot
He said that you need to go big
Right now you have two points
More points
Alright
archers
Ready the bow
Hey
Fire!
Last one.
Oh, my God.
All right, bows down, bows down, bows down.
What a performance there.
I believe...
I know T10 that's up, but I'm curious.
From Danny Banz, we got 7, 8, and 9.
Congratulations, Danny Banz.
From the Cope, we've got 9-2, total score of 11, which will be enough to move on, because
T-10 that your final score is 2.
So we're going to the finals.
Guys, give it up for T-10-19, we're alive.
Third place is great.
Alright y'all, you guys are in the finals.
Were you doing a TikTok dance?
No.
Was that a Fortnite dance?
Oh, it was dancing for fun.
Oh, it was dancing for fun.
How do you feel you beat Danny the first round, but he beats you that round?
I'll be pissed.
If you lose to Danny, you'll be pissed?
Yeah, I'll be pissed.
Because you've got a lot of experience with archery.
No, but I have six years of competitive gun shooting range.
You're Canadian.
I know, but I have competitive shooting range.
A little American there.
I'll make you a little better.
Danny, let's talk.
Danny, what's the archery experience?
I shot my first bow yesterday.
You shot your first bow yesterday?
Sure.
And you got 27 on the board?
It's like that.
So how's that happen?
I don't know. I got postole in my veins. I'm very nervous.
I don't know how I did that.
Passiore in your veins?
Passiore.
I'll put you on.
We go eat mug beans.
You go, sir.
You can go.
Peace.
You like it?
All right, guys.
This is the last round.
Archers, y'all ready?
You got three shots.
Highest score wins.
We've had one apple hit.
A lot of people have hit me.
It's a boy that if possible.
Archers, ready?
Your bows.
Three shots left.
It's going to be Team Canada or Team...
Danny with a hit on myself.
And a low score, but a score from Coco.
A big round for Canada.
Minus three for Danny.
It looks like it's about three points or four points for Coco.
Two more shots left.
What's left? Anything can happen.
Anyone can hit that apple.
Get it out of Danny Bansalwin!
Let me hear it if you're rooting for Team Canada!
Alright guys.
Hey! Fire!
Whoa! Big shot by Danny.
I missed by Coach!
Whoa!
This is the last arrow.
Good sportsmanship by our competitors.
But there has to be a winner and there has to be a loser.
Audience, can I get your biggest drumroll please?
Archers!
Hey!
Fire!
Close down, close down, close down!
Hold up, you gotta do the math, you gotta do the math, it's gonna be close.
Danny, you got the best arrow in the last round, a 7 point arrow, then you hit for 4.
Unfortunately, we'll get Chudwig minus three final score eight.
Procode on the other hand, how to miss.
She hit it for four and she hit it for six.
Canada is the winner.
Mexico will get second place.
I don't know how that will shake up the leaderboard, but we're going to go to our
casters to find out who's leading who's losing and what could shake up in volleyball?
Canada and Mexico in the showdown in the finals looking like NAFTA
What a bunch of good shots and honestly Danny right here. This is where he hit him
But you know what and that's minus three points. Cook Oat got me right in the heart
She's now first place a couple of host nation from the World Cup
Canada and Mexico squaring off against each other 1v1 and
Canada takes it home with cogoat
Pretty good. No, you know, it's funny only one person never hit that damn Apple. That's true. It's hard to do
I'm not down there trying to do it. No, we're not no
But I can tell you one thing is that team international t10 Matt securing a third place is
Massive for her team. So it's girl power out here. We've got awesome athletes
Danny Bands went from kicking 40 yard field goals to slamming it into second place here.
What do you think about who's going to take the top of the leaderboard right now?
I don't know. I need to see tabulations. I need to see stats and I need to see numbers.
Okay. Okay.
Numbers forward.
Thinker, you know this about me. Everyone knows this about me.
Well, okay, so you are a great thinker of our time.
And so right now I'm thinking that the teams that are in trouble are they're going to be the favorites.
But let's look at this replay right here.
Look at this form from the note.
Let's it go.
Boom.
Bang.
Through the axes onto the target, she is her.
Look at the, and styling on it.
Cagote.
So if you don't know her name, get familiar with it,
because she's very, very good.
And you know, first of all, I didn't know that any of these
competitors, you could fool me into saying that they've been
playing archery their entire life.
They all look skilled except for Connor.
Yeah.
Who actually has done his whole life.
Pete, not all of them.
Yeah.
it's hard to do it's weird i think
you know and and odysseus did all that shit with just an old-ass bow too
well that was a a legend only he could string only he could do that and do that
to all those suitors that's right
i think that right now there's going to be a lot of new followers suiting up for
that all these great new streamers you may not have even seen them before i have
been
unfamiliar with several of the competitors do yourself a favor if you're
watching at home check out all the other live streams go to the category
streamer games see who's live find some new people and let's take a look at the
overall standings. Oh my god there it is worldwide still in the lead Mexico pulls
ahead to second I don't believe they were second maybe they were I don't even
remember. Francis still at the bottom. That's what I was telling you. What is going on? That was your dark horse. You wasn't even a dark horse it was just a favorite. If we're just going with a light horse. They looked the part that's the thing right? You look at them you got Thanos snapping he's got to make some big adjustments and now United Kingdom they're back where everyone predicted they were going to be which is at the bottom of the barrel can we go back to that scoreboard one more time if that's okay?
I didn't see the top four. He needs more numbers. I love numbers. He needs to tabulate.
Okay, so right here. Team Worldwide currently in first place at 26. Team Mexico with 22.
Alumni in third, Canada and USA four and five. Oh God, you just said Thanos.
So Thanos in this chat specifically, which is Ludwig's channel chat, which I have pulled up,
is not what you might think it would be.
It's it's a small image of do you know a super TF is I'm familiar
Do you know his cosplay that he did recently? I am unfamiliar the big
I think buzz
It's some big warlocks. Okay. It's a bit. I
Is a cosplay I've got a little image and so yeah, so I accidentally linked that to the French team
And so what's happening now is if you have an extension in the chat
That's all you're gonna see for probably the next two minutes just because I made that reference
Excuse me that reference called himself that I know but super TF also did that and for some reason that's the prefix or the
Code for that. So let me ask you this right now. Are we good as the next game?
It is great. I think we were shown a little volleyball. I think that was a little casual
Don't worry about it. I think we're going to crack stacking next. This is a new event and inaugural event
And it's gonna be really weird. Yeah, I'm kind of scared
So there's a huge there's there's ropes there's metal and there's milk crates
and you're gonna see all how this comes together right after this break we'll be right back
I just like that I'm learning what Thanos is
No, we did not say 11 30 will be agreed on was 11 11 a.m. Sharp
No, no, no, no, you have to say razor sharp if you don't say razor sharp his eyes go into the back of his head
You can't remember anything also don't do the fellas voice. You know how that makes you feel okay voice is gone
11 razor sharp. I totally got you. I have a small ask though. Can we do a little bit later?
How much later?
7 p.m. Oh my god
Oh my god, that's so much better.
Letty, the golden goose. It's good to hear your voice. Remember when you were blonde? I do.
This is humiliating. What if we have plans? We can't just change what we're doing.
Okay, you wouldn't have plans.
Yeah, you have plans?
Anyways, tomorrow, agenda, it's full. We should review your list of commitments. You got time?
You had time?
Kelly, we talked about this.
Leave me alone.
Luddy.
Luddy?
If I was your neighbor, I'd think you're dead in there.
I'm at a dinner party.
I'm wearing a tuxedo.
Uh-oh.
It's a well-loosed check.
I haven't seen you in seven days.
What's the cut of the tuxedo?
Low?
Low cut?
It's low cut.
Ah, the band's playing.
I can't hear you guys.
I gotta go.
The connection matters.
It has to be AT&T.
There's no band.
I've had it.
I've had it with this doubt.
I've had it! I've had it with this doubt!
I'm strong. I'm lucky for me my gear is even stronger. Ready to take on even the most demanded games.
Go to aw.gg.com to find out more.
Is that the record?
What everyone else can?
Eight meters!
Holy smokes! You don't look so good, boss.
Tell me about it.
It's a real inferno down here, and I'm burnt out.
Here, try a Red Bull. It's devilishly good.
Red Bull?
Oh, that tastes heavenly. Wait a minute. What's this?
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
Wings? Wings? I can't have wings. That in my position.
Red Bull gives you wings.
Welcome back to the Ludwig Streamer Games as the sun sets here in Los Angeles.
Angeles lots of action yet to come the next one is a game that I'm completely and obviously unfamiliar with so I'm gonna
Relieve the great thinker of our time slime set me up for
It's really nice of you to say such nice things about my thoughts my brain my intelligence
But it's actually better demonstrated down there, and we're gonna throw it a Ludwig cooking
Kind of clearly, you know
Show what it's gonna be like in a little bit. He's got to get ready
But if anyone, by the way, that Adda just played, the person in that that maybe you don't recognize if you watch the Yard podcast, his name is Kelby.
Kelby's the name of a man. He's in it. And he came up to me just now and said probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I can't even repeat it on the broadcast.
I asked you to relay it. It is indeed unrepeatable.
It's something that someone said to him from the crowd based on a nickname that I've given him by accident.
And for the record, your nicknames are actually the worst, so just cut it.
All I'm saying is that the things I say end up viral in the mind. I don't know why.
I think you might be the virus. So just you stick to calling the shots and explaining the games, leave the nicknames for Lud and I.
I am the danger. Anyway, it's gonna be crate sacking
We'll get on the ground and talk about it more when Ludwig's ready
But basically your job is to stack crates as high as you can and then I think stand on them
And it's actually the competitors you can see right here this structure
They're gonna be harnessed up so if they fall they won't get hurt meaning that we're kind of expecting them to get pretty high
Okay
In some intel on the ground is that Maya was the one who actually got really high up. She was trying it earlier
And I think that tracks because she's very light. She is you kind of story up those crates
Okay, so it's a game of skill dexterity a little bit of strength and it may look dangerous
But we're taking all the necessary precautions to make sure that our competitors are safe
It'll be hard for someone to run into the middle of this one. Maybe let's not encourage it
So, here's what I got a question for.
Maya is on the team All-Stars.
So, you know that she already had a good practice run,
but who would you predict also having
an outstanding performance in this particular game?
It's not just all those things you mentioned, bro.
It's also engineering, puzzle-solving.
Uh-oh, we're out.
Yeah, I mean, guys like us.
But you know what I'm saying, right?
You have to build something that you can reasonably
climb on top of, stand on top of confidently,
And also all those things you mentioned physically. So I don't know. So you have no predictions right here. Oh
Yeah, Katie be doing the fans or is she doesn't have to do this. No, she's just
Give it up for
Our time to acquire or like this with long pass every second that we speak or on camera we are losing aura
So let's not worry about ourselves
All right, we've already lost enough, but we're going to bring them back because we are the guys keeping track of the score
Tabulating all of the results and we're going to maintain hype as we get to watch legends like Katie Joe
The core gang and a whole bunch of new streamers. Hopefully you're introduced to
stands reveal the wedding pyramid
So that's a reference to the yard podcast
I guess itself is that I once again I make things up and they go take a lot of signs heat
But this idea that at a wedding, the people that you hold as close as you can should assemble a human pyramid.
And those people that are chosen to be in the pyramid are important, right?
For instance, when you got married, you didn't have a pyramid.
It was COVID.
It was COVID?
I couldn't even see her.
It's a bad excuse.
Well, okay, we made a pyramid, all right?
We did.
It was a two-person pyramid.
What are you going to do about it?
So, okay, so you're saying that your worthiness is how the ranking on the pyramid, how high you are.
Now would you think intuitively the person higher up or lower on the pyramid is higher ranked lower?
They're the base. They're the absolute foundation of love and compassion. Pete, you've solved the puzzle. I've done it
You can't have a top of the pyramid without the bottom of it
And we're definitely the bottom of this broadcast, but we're gonna keep you guys
But we're powerful. Power bottoms. I would co-sign that. Yeah. Where are the power bottoms?
And we're holding this whole thing up
Anyway, we're still waiting for them to get set up. A lot of Schumer games, there's actually a lot of wrangling you can...
Yeah.
Well, UK is actually gonna be up first.
What? Who are they sending up? Do we know?
I- if I- I- I'm going to assume right now off the rip, it's gonna be 10 sheep.
Keeping it light, keeping it agile.
That's what I feel like is who's gonna take the reins for this one and try to put UK back from seventh into their rightful spot of top three.
Yeah, they really do got a dynamic range of
Sizes they do it's like a look when you create a character in a video game or a team really
Oh, they got their healer. They got their tank. They got their mage
They got the comic relief which is C dog. He is funny
It's the jester class, but I feel like it garnts your protagonist the answer
I think it's a big character. Come on. If you guys know anything about anime, you know that garnts the anime protag
He's got the hair for it.
He's got everything.
He sits in the back right of the classroom.
He is awesome.
Who's the tank?
Guys, who do you think is the tank?
It's going to be the Lord.
Who are you asking that?
All right, so listen.
We can fantasize about who plays what position
and has all these classes.
Why don't we send it down to Ludwig
so he can explain the game and get the show running?
No, I don't think we were supposed to do that.
I can't.
I've explained it.
They were just.
I can't read this.
What they told us in the ear, so guys, Pete's new at this,
what they told us in the ear is we're going to show you the rules.
I can't read and talk at the same time.
OK, I got this.
Hey, guys, welcome to Crate Stack.
The rules are simple.
Play the Mario Party music while you're listening.
Go ahead.
Two players per team.
One player stacks.
One player passes crates with a pole.
Teams will have a set time to stack their tower
as high as possible.
The round ends when both players reach the top,
fall from the tower, or time expires.
if a tower collapses and knocks into an opposing tower,
it is an automatic forfeit.
Two players per team is something I did not expect.
I think that's cool.
So it's a team building exercise,
which is really interesting.
As well, have you ever seen the movie Ready to Rumble?
Yes.
It's like Ready to Rumble at the end.
Would it do hell on a cell, but it's free hell on a cell.
I love this.
It's like that.
This is going to be my favorite new addition
to the streamer dance.
So I can't wait to see the competitors.
I don't have a favorite.
Here's what I want. I want Team Mexico to lock in and Ludwig take this from me so I can just figure this out.
Please!
He's a great guy.
Guys, how's it going? Welcome back, everybody!
Guys, this is a new game. It's called Crate Stack.
Competitors!
Hey, competitors, you hear my voice? Got points!
Have you heard my voice clock twice?
Have you heard my voice clock three times?
Alright guys, listen up competitors.
You're going to want to understand how this game works.
So speak with me, I'll give you a demonstration.
Alright, stands where you at?
Stand is coming.
So here's the way it's going to work.
Somebody is going to be harnessed in climbing and stacking up milk crates.
Very safe.
We have a rock climbing team here.
It's a melee.
I have them attached to the structure.
But the idea is, Stan, if you were the climber, if you want to go to the climbing position,
I have to be the person who brings the things to climb on.
Each team gets 27 crates total.
I have to go one at a time, run over, if I want I can not throw it because that's against the rules.
Hand it to stance and he builds up. Now it is up to each team whether you want to build up
one by one or maybe two by one or maybe two by two but all you get are these 27 crates
So the wider the base the less high you can dub. If you fall, we will record the max height you got to and your opponent has to beat this.
It's a 1v1 game. If you're wondering how the bracket was formed, we allowed last place to pick their opponents.
So Team France has chosen the United Kingdom.
All right, let's talk to our competitors real quick.
Zoyle, Zoyle you're a hero, you already won musical chairs for your squad.
How do you feel about this game?
It is a lot of running.
It is a lot of running.
And you can't throw, you're going to do your best.
Now I will say there is an advantage to being taller because they have a giant stick that
they'll need to use to give to their teammate if they get too hot.
It's all a person they need a stick not as early on that's our stick right there. We have stands of the stick
Guys do we generally understand how great stack works
Does it not matter we just kind of want to see it we'll figure it out
All right, I agree. Well, let's dive into it first Thanos Joel
Are you gonna win yes, I'm ready. Why did you pick the United Kingdom?
Okay, they lose here, but they lose weak.
Because they look weak.
Oh, wow.
That's some fighting words.
Did you hear that?
He said they pick you because you look weak.
No, they said they're gonna perform better than Connor.
Yeah, Connor got zero points, bro.
We could have no one and they'd perform better.
But Dan, did he look good doing it?
All right safety team are we good? Safety team we are good? All right competitors are we
good? All right, hey competitors listen up one at a time.
I'm sure you can't take it.
I can't throw it away.
Okay? If your tower falls into your opponent's tower, you're de-cued.
Okay? If you... Do you understand?
If your tower falls into the other tower, disqualify.
Zoio.
Huh?
Those are all the crates you get.
All right, guys.
I don't really know how this is going to go, but I'm excited for it.
Would you guys mind helping me in a countdown?
We got our very first great stack competition. Let's give it up. Let's start it in five
four three
two
One again
All right, we are off. The competitors are going
Now they have a time limit of eight minutes
usually in testing it does not go to time it usually ends with somebody falling
the most important thing is to see the strategy if you fall off it is over
you need to step up you need to step up you need to step up I need you to step
up if you step off it is over I need you to step up
What in the Minecraft is he doing?
Okay.
Okay.
It looks like Garnt is going for a one by one.
Now a one by one is the most effective way to gain height.
The issue with a one by one isn't obviously less stable.
So we see the French chat of going for a two by one.
It's going to be slower to get up, but they will get there more stable.
Now, the height is marked by what you stand on, not by what you stack.
You can't stand next to your stack and then say, it's 10 high, you need to be at the
top of it.
So far the French are 3 high, Gart is currently at about 1 high.
He has not stood on his tower yet, I don't know what he plans to.
For now, it almost looks like he's setting himself up a home base and then planning to
to climb it later on.
Two stacks.
It's an interesting strategy.
You're going to get up, though.
Now, that's actually not even doing anything.
It looks like Joelle is just running and making a staircase
for her, and she just has to go one, one.
So far, Team France is ahead, all right?
Although Garns Tower is higher, it's
about whose foot is on the higher crate.
I don't even know what he's going for.
Like a twin tower situation.
What is the idea here?
Because there's two, because there's two.
All right.
All right, he's building the left one taller.
Again, Gart, you need to be at the top for it to pass.
Okay.
You're doing good, bro.
I got it.
Kets, Kets up.
All right, we're good.
Again, team France is doing better.
What is our time at?
Can you put it there?
Five minutes left.
Five minutes left.
We're already wobbly.
I'm just going to.
I'm not sure about the strategy for the UK.
Yeah.
Let's chat with Conor real quick.
Conor.
Conor, what is he doing?
He's standing next to the tower.
Does he know that it doesn't count unless he's on the tower?
I don't know, God, God has a plan.
God has a plan. I trust.
You trust God, he has a plan.
I trust you, I'm gonna do it.
You trust he has a plan.
That is an ancient man who is wiser than all of us combined.
He knows what he's doing.
Okay.
How are you doing?
I'm French.
Oh, yeah, I got you.
Get's up!
Get's up!
Oh, yeah.
You're here, Pa.
You don't touch it.
Yeah.
It's the most dangerous thing you touch.
Don't worry.
I just speak French.
Whatever.
Oh my gosh! Team UK has been eliminated.
Sorry bro, I fucked up.
They get a score of two.
France moves on to the next round.
I thought you had to just do one.
I didn't realize you could do two.
I was focused on myself, man.
Alright, we're gonna get ready for our next round.
He was interesting. Let's go to Team UK to get their first reactions to this last place finish
Connor
You said he might have a plan
Well, obviously it turns out that he didn't you know, I didn't realize that but obviously my boy tried his best
And you can't be mad at that. Absolutely not. We'll have a cup of tea ready some beans and toast on the camera
Hey, look, he's trying and he scored two
Which is better than
No, that's better than that's better than two
Alright yo, we're gonna see our next competitors in a moment. Give it up for Team France, moving on.
Yeah, I'm really not sure what the strategy was there.
Just for context, the 2x1 is a safety strat. The 1x1 does work, but it requires you to be actively climbing and standing on top.
And then when you put your next one, you stand on the side, you place it and you climb up agendas.
There's more strategy involved, I'm not sure,
let's have a chat with Garn.
Garn, do you mind if I chat with you real quick?
Let me just hear the thought process.
I never done this before,
and I came in with the assumption for some reason
that it was one singular tower that you needed to make
and you climbed up that tower.
That's the thought I had.
And then I realized too late, when I looked over
and there was a big tower,
I realize I fucked up.
And at some point you thought, I have to climb this tower.
But you had stepped it so high that it was too late.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, you had silver score of two.
You could place better if the next team scored less than that.
You're in and the tiebreaker's now.
All right, brother.
Let's get our next teams up.
Who do we got next, Stance?
We're going to get our next teams up.
All right.
Guys, our next team might be a fan favorite.
Give it up for Team USA.
Team USA, where are you at?
And going against Team USA, they need some points to catch up.
Give it up for Team All-Stars.
All right, let me talk to USA first
Mari
Talk to me. What is your strategy?
You're just gonna run as fast as you can and get the crates
Okay, Tyler come here
Showtime baby. Showtime Tyler. It's showtime for you
You saw what happened there. Are you doing a one by one or you do it?
Yes, because it is ultimately you guys tie we've got there first and you only have an
8 minute timer.
Alright y'all USA good luck get ready, get ready.
Team All Stars come over here.
We got Maya Higa.
Second place in musical chairs, second pick by Cutie Cinderella.
are you worried about getting second here
what is the game plan a one by one stack a two by one stack
you can keep it a secret
is that the plan
to buy so of four
that's two by one
this a factually sorry sorry to buy one time
so it's a two by one person to buy one so you guys are doing the same track
so this comes down to you kind of
Yeah, a little bit. I'm going to be passionate about this.
You're going to be speedy.
I love the hearings.
They look great.
Now I'm on Amazon, thanks.
Really?
Yes, sir.
Is there a podium?
My gosh.
All right, good luck, y'all.
Give it up for Team All-Stars.
I'm going to make sure they get harnessed in.
Everything happy safely here.
But it will be only four teams moving on.
Bottom team will be eliminated.
Just for context, four teams will be eliminated.
You might think Ludwig's or Four Way Tied know.
We're doing a tiebreaker.
It's the max height you reached.
And the height isn't based off the crates.
It's based off of the highest crate you stood on, all the way.
So Gart stood two crates high.
If anyone beats a score of two, even if they lose,
they will beat Team UK.
If you use the crate to stand up that counts, you don't have to be on top though.
Okay, okay.
Thank you, Sands.
I appreciate that, Sands.
Guys, let me hear if you want team USA to win.
What about team All-Stars?
They both need the points so we'll see which team is able to pull this off.
Competitors are you ready?
Safety team are we ready?
Are you ready?
Alright, 3, 2, 1, go!
8 minutes on the clock!
Three, two, one, go!
Eight minutes on the clock!
Highest, stood on tower wins!
It is great stack, and we are gonna see
two equivalent strategies, two, two by one stacks.
Two wide.
All right, interesting from Tyler one.
He's barefoot, dog's out.
Looks like Nike socks, six foot five,
where he's standing on these boxes right now.
Now, generally you might notice that teams seem to pick people who are smaller, generally
better at balance, but whatever reason Team USA has picked their largest and strongest
competitor for this, we'll see how that helps or hurts.
It's almost a neck-and-neck tie, Mari's doing a great job keeping up with nice wigs.
You have to understand how exhausted these competitors are going to get.
They've already been out here in the sun as you guys have for the last six hours.
Team All-Stars, a slight bit ahead.
This part though is the easy part because after a while, they're no longer going to
be able to reach their teammate.
Maya, you do not need to hold the rope, do not hold the rope, Maya, you cannot hold the
rope.
You're not hold the rope for balance.
All right.
We are at five crates high for Maya, four crates high for Tyler.
Very soon we're going to see these competitors need to use a stick just to reach their teammate, just to get them to crates.
Tyler very cautiously taking that step up.
We have six minutes left on the clock.
We are only through one third of our crates.
They can get triple this height, triple this height.
Team all stars ahead by a whole crate, but it starts to get a bit shaky.
and testing the waters, not putting all of her weight on the higher stack, now trying
to do it at the same time to stand on them.
So we see two different strategies coming out, Tyler is going stack to stack, Maya is
putting one foot at a time, trying to balance on both.
Now they're very cautious to place this down, they're now down a whole level.
Now, it doesn't matter who falls first as long as they got higher.
You still have to beat your opponents.
Tyler, trying to gain balance here, swapping over, you can see, finding the center of the
crates.
You look slowly, you think he's not even moving.
There, takes the step up, now he has to shift all of his weight onto this taller stack.
You see the way Maya do's it, does it?
Maya lifts one foot and has a nice week feeling for her.
All she is doing is standing up, one foot at a time.
Tyler has to do a bit more work so much so that Mario has three crates ready on standby.
Tyler's going to have to speed things up if he wants to catch up.
All right, Maia makes the step and Nicewig fills it in.
And that looks like it's the last crate that Nicewig's going to be able to do by hand.
You've got to keep going.
I mean, you can wait if you want, but if he passes you in height, it doesn't matter if
you fall, though.
It counts the highest height.
Tyler yelling at his teammate, Mari, told her to chill out.
All right, guys.
Oh, Tyler's shaking.
game's composure. Contestants, there are only four minutes left! Four minutes left!
Now just to clarify, it doesn't matter if Maya falls first. Even if she fell before
Tyler, Tyler would have to match or beat her height. Tyler trying to make this
step, the crates are very wobbly. Maya almost goading Tyler to prove. Can you
pull this off. Nice with no throwing, just a reminder. You cannot throw the
crate. Tyler successfully goes for the transfer. Now he tries to place his second
crate down. All right.
Uh-oh. Nice with almost knocks down the tower. It looks like they're able to
squeeze one more out of his height here. Now this goes into the strategy of who
who you picked as your teammate.
D-Muse could have picked Joe Bart.
Joe Bart, six foot six, D-1 athlete, handsome man.
Would have been able to reach up with ease.
They picked Mari.
Oh, oh, oh, Tyler shaking a lot now.
And Tyler is out.
Maya in team USA, excuse me, team All-Star moves on.
Get it up for team All-Star, Maya.
How many hi's was that, Sans?
How many hi's was that?
We're going to count how high he got for the tiebreaker.
Ten.
That was ten hi's for the tiebreaker.
So they are ahead of Team UK.
You beat Team UK for the tiebreaker.
Tyler, how do you feel about your performance?
What was the logic with the no shoes?
Flathead.
Flathead can feed.
So you thought that would work.
Now you were doing this thing where you did step up, step up.
She was doing...
Who's next?
And then her teammate put it in.
What was he about that?
My teammate, well, can't reach that far.
I reached every...
He didn't have research.
He can't reach the game.
So you blame your teammate, Mari.
No, no, no, no, no.
Where did that guy come from?
It was my wife.
He got her.
I didn't know her.
Team USA, you guys still have volleyball today?
Oh, Mari.
What?
He got that.
He got that.
He got that.
and you're saying, maybe a little bit of strife.
Now let's talk to the people who are moving on.
Maya Higa, come over here.
Maya.
Maya.
Maya.
Maya.
Maya.
Maya.
Did you guys talk about the strategy of you placing it
and her lifting?
Or did you figure that out as you went along?
That's organic chemistry.
Yeah, it just held up.
Were you nervous at any point?
Because you bumped into the crates with your body.
It almost knocked over.
Was that a stress point?
She's just an athlete.
I'm great under pressure, what can I say?
Wow, well you guys need these points.
Team All-Stars, you're in the bottom half of all competitors.
I wish you luck, you're moving on to the semifinals.
Give it up for Team All-Stars, one more time.
We only got two rounds left in quarter-finals.
Let's give it up for our next team, Team Canada,
with Martin and Dante.
Come over here, guys.
Let me hear, OK, you've got to watch two people go now.
Are you taking?
I haven't got injured actually.
Tyler one is bleeding.
I'm just bleeding.
They're totally safe.
Super safe.
Are you climbing?
I'm climbing.
He's climbing.
Even safer now.
So what's the strategy?
Did you look at the other competitors go?
What we're going to do, we're climbing,
is we're just going to stack the crates
until we get as high as we can and not fall.
So you're going to stack the crates as high as you can
and not fall.
That's a good strategy.
Hey, good luck, Canada. I'm looking forward to it.
Give it up to Canada one more time.
Going up against them, we got Team Mexico!
Yeah!
You guys are crushing it.
Second place overall, Team Mexico is playing amazing.
What is the strategy for this?
You're the climber. You're carrying the boxes.
Are you taking what other people have done, or do you have your own unique idea?
I think we're going to do the two by one.
The two by one?
And how do you feel about Team Canada?
Because they picked you as their opponents.
It's light work.
It's light work.
It's light work.
It's like, all right, we'll give it up for Team Mexico, everybody.
Go get strapped and get safe.
Yeah, a helmet would be a good idea.
Now just a reminder, whoever loses, there's a tie-breaker.
for 5th through 8th so far. Team UK has two high. Team USA, ten high. Alright so even if they lose
they have that tiebreaker. We're gonna see Canada versus Mexico. Winner will move on to the semi-finals.
And then our last match if you haven't figured out is Team Worldwide versus Team Alumni. That'll be
our last match and that's volleyball time I'll take a water be awesome all
right y'all we've seen the two-by-one strategy if you guys want to go home
you're home right now and you want to look up great stacks on YouTube this is
a real thing we didn't make this up basically everyone who's good you can
watch like middle schoolers or high schoolers play it because that's usually
where they do this the one-by-one is the tried-and-true strategy but it
It requires a good amount of balance.
Reason being, you get a faster and you get a way taller
because you have a limited amount of crates.
However, I think so far, I agree with the competitors,
the two by one, safer and smarter.
Safer and smarter.
Brad, how we feeling?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Chad, how we doing?
Chad, who are we rooting for?
Give it up, you want team, next go to win.
I give it up, you want team, Canada to win.
Alright, we have two rounds left.
Just waiting for the safety team and the safety checks.
Uh, runners, if you want to start over here.
This is a big round for Team Canada.
Team Mexico could get in first place, I believe they're second overall, doing a little bit
of a stare off.
Safety, are we ready?
Climbers, are we ready?
Runners, are we ready?
Pull up.
everybody's ready then three two one go all right now we're going for a different
threat the run was unnecessary so far not a single team has lost due to time
they have lost due to falling take your time don't wear yourself out okay take
it nice and easy. Similar strategy, the Maya and the All-Stars, they're setting up the crates for
their team rather than handing it and making them do the setup. This will work, but only until you
run out of height. Nice week was able to get 10 or 11 crates high just by placing them himself. I
I don't think we'll see the same with Benji or Mark.
Yeah, at some point, they're gonna have to move over.
You use the stick to lift up the crate.
Mexico taking a lot of time.
Yeah, like almost, they're gonna have to let go of the rope.
We don't have to be fast.
Yeah, Mexico, you can't hold the rope.
No holding the rope.
No holding the rope.
Everybody gets a warning.
We're gonna see them, see them.
All right.
Restacks high.
So far, Team Canada slightly in the lead.
There is an eight-minute timer that all these competitors have to adhere to.
I got for this one.
And it looks like we're seeing a similar situation as the last round.
Mexico where we're stepping up onto the
crate and then so team Canada where we
always have one foot on the right and one
foot on the left look at this quick
swap right here boom and then then
adjust it and then take a look here now
we have to do the big step up and then
once I go up and you have to put all your
weight on a one by one tower bro are we
two above them or one above them this is
the same strategy that failed team USA
but maybe that was the fault of Tyler and not the strategy.
We'll see.
Wait a minute and a second.
Dante's and Martin try to communicate.
So do you think I should go like this almost?
Try to get that right foot up for a moment, maybe the left,
OK?
Decides to just step on to the lower one.
Now he's going to have to step up.
You need to correct somebody in chat.
Dante's is not the best hacker in the world.
I'll give them top 10 though.
If you want, we can try for this one.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
A little bit of gloating over here.
OK, just wait.
Those competitors at a standstill.
OK, you ready?
Are you ready?
So they're tied for four, and it looks like they're not
willing to go until they see the other goal.
Can you feel how I'm touching it or no?
Can you touch?
Ref?
Ref, are there a lot of touch the crate?
Yeah, they can't balance it, but they can touch the crate.
You can touch it, but you can't balance it.
You can't hold it for it.
You got it?
Interesting strategy from Team Mexico,
almost hoping Team Canada will fail.
Now, here's the fact.
All that matters is if you get up.
It's not like if you got five high
and your opponents are four high, but the five high team falls over,
that you suddenly win.
You have to at least beat the height that they got.
And if they tie, Team Canada will win because they got to that height first.
Does that make sense?
What?
Team Canada is currently five high.
That's why I like, I say, I say, I say, Mexico going for the transfer.
You are four high, you need both feet all your way.
Going for the transfer.
Very stressful to put your weight onto a one by one stack.
Yeah, you don't want to fall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's hardly, you need to keep your balance.
The competitors are running out of time.
Yeah, like, you've got some running out of time,
and it's getting pretty high, so you should really try.
You have three minutes and 30 seconds left.
Team Panda would win if it ended right now.
Ooh, Benji with a little bit of a slip.
Now both competitors are tied, but let me clarify something. This isn't a tie.
Team Canada got to five high first. They would be the winners if they both held it.
The tiebreaker is first to get to that height. They are at the exact same spot.
And she pulls the crate, Dante said to go up, Dante, can you let go of the rope for me?
Dante said I need you to let go of the rope.
Yeah, but I'm not that worried.
A lot of nerves here.
You have to imagine this is fear.
This is, it might not look like much, but at least five feet in the air.
It's not hard to step onto a crate when it's just off the ground,
off the ground but when it's five feet in the air all of a sudden it becomes a
gargantuan task. We see both competitors are frozen in place because they are
scared of falling, legs wobbling over for Team Mexico.
I can't.
Can't see you faster though.
It can't shake but it can't fall.
Two and a half minutes remain so far Team Canada is winning. I need to say
that again. Team Mexico, Team Canada is winning because they got to five high
before you guys.
Yeah, it's because I just want to go they'll need to meet the height
you know a
Game of chicken has erupted
Yeah, that looks really ugly. I'd be worried if I were you guys
Now team Canada's yet to hit six high
Give it up for team Mexico everybody I think they need some encouragement
The first person to step up with both feet will be in the lead and there it is.
Team Canada is in the lead.
Team Mexico not far behind.
There's only 90 seconds left.
Team Canada is in the lead.
If Team Mexico makes a step first, they will be in the lead.
She needs to place both feet on for its accounts.
It's a scary step with the crowds encouraging her.
Only about a minute left.
One minute and four seconds remain.
Team Mexico is in first place.
Right now, Team Mexico is in first.
Canada will need to take the step before them.
Mexico is winning the tiebreaker. There are 45 seconds left. 45 seconds left.
Whoever takes his step first will be in the lead. Mexico is leading.
35 seconds remain. Team Mexico is leading.
Dante takes his step. If he falls, his team will lose. 25 seconds.
Team Canada's in the lead, 15 seconds.
Team Canada's winning.
10 seconds, 10 seconds.
Team Mexico, you need to step up one more time.
Come on, you need to go, you need to go.
Six, five, four, three, two, one.
Time is up.
You can just fall back safely.
Oh my God.
Team Canada wins.
That was tricky.
That was a neck and neck match.
Give it up for Team Mexico.
Great performance.
You're not shaking.
Oh my God.
Team Canada is moving on.
Team Canada, let's have a chat.
That was stressful.
When I was up there, I thought I was going to die, bro.
Team Canada, let's have a chat.
That was stressful.
When I was up there, I thought I was going to die, bro.
It feels a lot higher than it looks, right?
Like, it's stressful to step up.
Ultimately, you're about six feet in the air.
Yeah, but like...
The thing is, like, I'm 7'3 tall too normally,
so it's like, it's not even double my height,
but it just feels like it.
Now, you were at the end playing a game of chicken.
Were you hoping they would fall so you didn't have to do anything?
strategy essentially it's just why do more than you have to it's true but if
they had just they stepped up two seconds after you if they've stepped up
right you're so badass and no one says it and they should say it more you heard
of your first team Canada's moving on everybody let's talk to team Mexico team
Mexico how you guys doing you guys did amazing was it scary up there
There were moments where you had to be brave and take this step before them
because obviously if you guys are both seven boxes high whoever got there first
is gonna move on. I think did you hear me in your ear was it was the crowd
helping push you to do it?
I think it was Benji.
Benji was helping you?
I was like do it, just do it, just do it.
Team Mexico camaraderie, give it up for Team Mexico everybody.
You guys are still doing amazing, and how high did they get?
We're going to hear right now from the tiebreaker.
We'll find out in a moment, but I'm sure you guys beat Team UK.
Congratulations.
And you have one more game today.
They got eight highs, so right now the tiebreaker goes.
USA, Mexico, UK.
We're going to our final round of the quarterfinals.
We're gonna have never do semis third place match finals. You get it
And for this one we got team alumni versus team worldwide. Let's have oh, yeah, we have the length of this game to figure it out
Yeah, that's what I'm right about. What's going on here a little bit of trash shot for me. What's going on?
Who me
The alumni are absolutely rushing
They only have five.
Are you stressed about this challenge?
Do you have a fear of heights?
Are you good with heights?
Oh, no, especially.
Stand for mic.
Can you hear me?
I don't think so.
You think so?
You say I guess we'll see?
I guess we'll see.
All right, give it up for the alumni, everybody.
Oh.
That.
How are you feeling?
I feel fantastic.
Did you volunteer for this, or did your team make you do this?
I've volunteered for it.
If you win, you go against Team Canada.
It would be huge for your squad.
I think you guys are already doing well.
But you guys might just end up getting first in the day if you win this.
I'm pretty confident to be honest.
I beat in a push-up fight early on.
You did a push-up fight against each other?
Yeah.
What was the final numbers?
I don't know, but I did just give it up down on my one.
Is it like 100 or like 5 to 4?
It's already not bad. It's already beat me.
Alright guys, give it up for you. One team alone got to win.
All right, what about Team Worldwide?
Okay, same deal.
Wardrobe Ray, are we ready?
Ray, you ready?
Yeah, I can't see.
Safety, are we ready?
Climbers, are we ready?
All right, just be careful of this blue line.
We're going to get our timer going, eight minutes to get as high as possible.
Three, two, one, go!
All right, we are back in for our crate stack.
And so far we have seen almost every team with the exception of the UK adopt the two by one.
Let's see if that's the same strat that's done here.
They look to be about three sizes too big our Star Wars ready got to keep that on
Ready got to keep that on
There we go
All right, we are going for a two by one
Same strategy as the other teams
Now I'm wondering if this will be like round two where they were confidently going around three where they were a little bit more hesitant
Waiting for their teammates to fail
It looks like Ray's friends are yelling at him to run.
He's doing his best.
He's running with the chunkless here.
So far, two stacks high for Team World Wide.
They're slightly ahead.
Slightly missed that by T10-NAT.
Bear in mind, competitors do not hold onto the ropes.
Now, a slightly different strat.
So let's take a look, right?
No matter coming up, what does Wardrobe do?
places it down. Kray also placing it down. Here's the step up. Worldwide in the lead
by one Kray right now. Neck and neck game. These competitors seem to be a
little braver than the last two to go through. Maybe heights are less of a
concern. If you didn't hear these guys in a push-up bet against each other,
It's in that one.
I don't know how that will impact this event. It probably won't.
But fun fact.
Oh, really?
Alright, team worldwide now ahead by two old crates.
One?
Maybe being chillin.
Oh, okay.
Taking the step up.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, there's a certain point. It happens at about five crates.
When you start to put a little bit of weight on the crates,
you realize that it gives, right?
Well, hold up, wardrobe, you cannot balance for it.
Wardrobe, don't balance the next time.
All that out is up to the competitors to do the balancing.
You cannot hold it for your teammates.
You can only balance for the initial place,
and then it is up to your teammates to do the stepping.
Right, can you reach it?
All right.
Moonby Bean takes the step up, still down by a full break.
Both competitors running, what's our time at?
Five minutes remain.
Five minutes remain.
I got it, I got it.
It looks like you're hoping for a quick swap here.
Indiana Jones style, lift the foot, put the break down, put the foot down.
This is what Maya Higa and Nice Wig did for the All Stars.
So far, they are our best performers.
Ready?
Ready? Stay, stay, stay. Ready?
A big step up for T10 Nat.
It looks like her team is encouraging her to stay.
Now, to be clear,
oh, here's the step.
T10 Nat is now going to wait.
Nice and slow, nice and slow.
Jiggling a little bit, though.
That's a wobbly stack.
Nice and slow? Yeah. Let's see Fumi. Fumi steps all the way onto the street.
Ready to flip the belt.
Of 14 worldwide, the alumni will take the lead.
There you go.
What's up? There it is!
Now the weight hasn't been placed, so this doesn't count yet.
You need all the weight for it to count.
Worldwide still in the lead.
I'm waiting.
This is for the lead for the alumni.
How are we?
In alumni get the lead. Here's the quick swap.
Wait!
for them before.
Ready?
Ready?
A lot of body power.
You're almost doing a pistol squat.
And there it is!
The alumni are in the lead.
The team that are in line follows closely behind, but just to be clear, alumni are in
the lead because they got to this height faster.
When we've been asked for a second from Wardrobe and now we're seeing, our
helpers are too short to be placing, so you tend that needs to take the step up
to take the lead one foot on. Crowd is cheering her on. Can she take the second
step? You can already see these crates are wobbly.
Ray is blowing. Ray, do not step over that line. Ray, do not step over that line.
Three minutes left. Team alumni in the lead.
Next person to take a step will take the lead.
You need all your weight though for it to count.
A game of chicken is now beginning.
They can wait as much as they want, but the clock ticks all the same.
We are now down to two minutes and 30 seconds.
Wait, hold it, hold it.
It's like really tricky.
If it were to end now, the alumni would move forward.
Team Worldwide would be eliminated.
They are currently eight stacks high.
And there's our step from Team World Wide.
Hold it, hold it.
Team World Wide is in the lead.
So now, not only does Fumi have to match the height,
she needs to beat the height.
The onus is on the alumni.
Let's see if they've learned a thing or two from Shremer Yu.
Only two minutes remain.
Uh-oh.
That is not secure.
wardrobe get that hat back on get that hat tighter for me wardrobe just to be
clear team worldwide is in the lead team alumni need to step up first and for
the first time this event we're now using the crate and the stick to carry
it up there's 90 seconds left competitors team worldwide is in the
What are you at the middle, we have, you got it.
Yeah, yep.
So we have the handoff, first handoff successful by Team Love Knight, it is now all up to Fumi
being a minute and nine seconds remain.
T10 Nat, first to place the crates.
Fumi, not too long to follow.
Wardrobe, you have to back up here.
It's all her at this point.
Wardrobe back up.
No, it's all her at this point.
Wardrobe, it's all her.
You got to let go
Fumi's going for the step this would take the lead
But teach and that steps up before
Worldwide is still the lead guys. There's 40 seconds alumni. You need to go one box higher
There's only 30 seconds left team worldwide will win unless team alumni can get two boxes higher
Okay, wardrobe, you have 20 seconds, 19, 18, 17, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,
Five, four, three, two, one, it's over!
It's over, worldwide wins!
The alumni lose!
Can we win?
Can we win?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
She stepped up before you, you lost.
You had to stack that last one and put all your weight on it, and then you would have won.
It was very close, you just ran out of time.
What was their final high count?
We'll find out in a moment.
How was it? Was it stressful?
It was stressful, but I think it was all about trust.
Thank you so much.
I was really good.
What do you feel?
I feel good. I tried my best.
I mean, some of these people barely got five crates, so, you know, at least I got a couple.
Well, I got good news.
You guys are tied with USA for fifth place because you got 10 stacks high.
We're going to figure out if there's a second tiebreaker, but currently you got 10 high.
So you'll have either fifth or sixth. We'll figure it out, but you guys did very well. Congratulations.
Let's talk to our winners. Where is Team International?
Hey Ray, T-Tenette!
T-Tenette, give it up for our Team Worldwide!
There was a moment where you stood up, it was very precarious,
you had to take the step to take the lead,
And then you hit the Ziz pose.
What was going through your head?
Because you almost fell doing that.
Well, there was a lot on the line,
and it was worth it.
It was worth the aura.
And, you know, I would make it.
Ray! The Crocs.
They said don't matter.
You said that she don't matter?
Still works. Still works.
All right, you guys are moving on.
Congratulations. We'll see you in the semifinals.
It's now time, once again,
to see Team France and they're going up against the All-Stars.
This is our semi-finals match.
I think at this point we know how it works.
So let's just jump right into it.
We're going to get our competitors ready.
And do we have a final on the tiebreaker?
The final tiebreaker is based on who got to that 10 faster.
Do we know who that one is?
We're working on that right now.
Interesting match up here.
It's Team France versus Team All-Stars.
Get up, you want Team France to win.
They need it.
Get up.
The France is in danger.
After this, you're in last right now, but after this, you're going to beat the All-Stars.
Are you here at all, Maya?
She controls animals, what like a superhero?
I can control some myself.
You can control yourself, okay?
Maya, how do you feel about your opponents in France?
I think they're formidable.
They're in last place overall. Does that make you think it's gonna be easy?
Could be the comeback of the century.
Alright, well hey, competitor strapping, we got breaking news.
Breaking news has been tabulated all right. We have our tiebreakers. This is between the USA and Mexico
Team USA team Mexico both got ten frets high with the tiebreakers who got to ten faster correct any great time
But yes, and so which team did it faster the USA did it faster USA
So it's gonna be alumni in this
Fifth, USA Six, Mexico Seven, okay, alumni in fifth, USA Six, Mexico in seventh, UK, I
hope you're having a good time.
I really hope you're having fun.
Shout out UK.
Let's go.
Shout out UK.
All right, just waiting for our competitors to get their harnesses on, eight minutes
on the clock.
Oh, we got our timer too.
Yeah, how we doing?
Just like Eurovision.
Did the UK do bad in Eurovision?
A couple cries for Team France.
They need this, bro.
I promise you, they need this.
They are currently in last overall.
But again, if you get first place in an event, you get eight points. That is massive.
All right, just waiting for the final safety checks.
We have nice wig in Joelle. Two units.
Next week, how you feel?
Feel good?
You doing the same strat?
All right, show our ghost.
Chad, let me hear it if you want.
Team Wall Star, see you in one more time.
Okay, let me hear it for France.
It's going to be in French.
Guys, the sun has mostly set.
How exciting.
Alright. Runners, are you ready?
DeLau, are you ready?
Tigers, are you ready?
Gets up, are you ready?
No holding the rope.
Safety, are we ready?
Alright.
Semifinal match, winner moves on to the finals.
Three, two, one, go!
Wait a minute, it's on the clock.
And I think we're gonna see a lot of the same from the first round.
I think All-Stars looks the best.
They make Maya do the least amount of work.
All you got to do is step up, step up, nice, quick places in for you.
So as long as you're good at balancing with one foot,
which she's showing off right now she is, then you should be fine.
Joelle, taking it a bit slower.
Trying to get those crates organized.
Team All-Star is already a crate ahead, but again, it matters the height, not the width.
All-Star is in the lead.
So while still walking, I'm not expecting this one to be a question of who falls first.
It's going to be who's higher at time.
And I think last time, all stars got to 10 and they could have gone a lot farther if
they needed.
So France is going to have the opportunity to slow down.
They're going to need to pick things up a little bit.
Now, all stars, two crates ahead, four high,
things start to get serious at five crates.
Five showing off the balance.
I'm good.
Hats up.
Deciding to stick with the step up strategy.
And nice wig, not slowing down.
basically running suicides here another step up now three crates ahead
team France falling behind there are there is a limit to how high they can get
27 total crates if you're doing a two by one the absolute highest you get is 13
or 14
So you can't go forever, but of course, the fastest team to get there will win.
In France, you need to pick things up nice and not slowing down.
I am going for the three-point that is totally allowed.
You can put your hands down if you would like for balance, you do not need to just be on
two feet.
In fact, you can sit, run it, it's really up to you.
All you have to do is have your weight on the crate.
Three crates ahead and about to be four.
I like the three point strategy.
Having those hands ready to balance is smart for Maya and the All Stars.
And now four crates ahead of France.
Five minutes remain.
France is going to have to pick it up a little bit
if they want any chance of winning.
Nice win.
Now picking up the pace.
Joelle, you're walking.
Why are you walking, Joelle?
Good try.
Getting the crate done.
Maya now four high.
Good.
He's still tall enough. Smart, yeah.
So, nice wig. Looks like he's coming up with a strategy of lining up.
So, just to be clear though, nice wig, if this is your strat, you cannot stand on the crates to hand them over.
You will need to use the stick. You cannot stand on your crates.
Okay.
Looks like he's bringing the crates to have a faster transfer.
That's them now taking a step up.
What?
Maya using the hands track.
Another step up.
Give it up for Maya Higa everybody.
Now 10, great tie.
They matched their best from quarterfinals.
Yep.
Grant's is two behind.
If they finally reach the height where Nice Swing can no longer place them,
Maia's gonna have to do the placing and the bouncing and the standing.
Okay, secure me.
But it looks like it's no problem for the All-Stars.
Okay.
I am doing all the work.
About to break her record.
Okay, 3, 2, 1.
Let's go, team, get back.
I'm just making sure they're not holding the balance.
Maya currently higher than anyone's been today.
Go for 12, not slowing down.
How much time is left?
Team France.
Two minutes and 30 seconds.
Now for people at home, even if Maya falls, France has to beat her height to win.
Which is 12 crates.
If Maya pulls us off, she will be at 12 herself.
You ready to make sure that guests
Safety curse here
Well trying to place it about
nine or ten high
I'm trying to finagle to figure out this twelfth crate
Putting all the weight on one tower
Transmissions stand up
There it is!
Maia's now 12 high!
30 minutes!
30 minutes!
Right now, Team Francis is 3 behind.
And Team All-Stars is not slowing down.
Oh my gosh!
Going for 13 crates!
90 seconds left!
90 seconds left!
I is at 13th place
And she's going for 14. At this point team France needs a miracle
There are four traits behind and they only have one minute to get it done
That means Katzup needs to get up every 15 seconds
She needs to start going fast, but team All-Stars is making a statement.
Somebody yelled a mile, they said, you don't have to go anymore, she replied, I'm proving
a point.
30 seconds for May.
Although we're still in a 1v1, I think we're in a cut scene.
This contest is all but over 20 seconds remain.
Whoa.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Get it off the line!
Oh, we got the boys!
You guys, you cut it down now. Come on down.
Go boys!
Another round of applause from the Oscars.
14th race high.
Maia, I just need to talk you through that. Somebody yelled at you. They said you
don't have to go anymore. You were ahead by four crates. You said I'm proving a
point. What is the point you're trying to prove? They say I'm small. They say I can't
play basketball. They say I'm not athletic. Some even say I'm ugly.
But here I am!
14 traits, Maya!
Nice way!
You didn't give up, bro!
You are the unsung gem of this team. You were running the entire time.
You at one point, I think, were on your tippy toes for the 10th trait.
Were you just locked in following your lead?
Dude, how can I not be? She's looking to go, dude.
She was your throw-up tonight.
It was crazy.
What's she saying? What is she saying?
You guys are sitting in the finals.
We'll go up against the winner of this next match.
I'm curious, who do you want to go against?
It's going to be Team International, Team Worldwide versus Team Canada.
Who wants to go?
I don't know.
Otis?
I don't know.
Alright.
It doesn't really matter.
We'll see.
Hey, GD, y'all, we got one more match in our semifinals.
We got Canada versus Team Worldwide.
Come on over, y'all.
Team Canada, come on over.
Team Worldwide, let's have a chat.
So you guys took it easy in your first round match, but you have a lot more in the take.
You said you're gunning for first.
Are you not a little intimidated by what you saw from Maya?
I think she's hockey right now.
Oh, you think she's hockey right now?
That kind of looks like hockey, that kind of looks like hockey.
But it's fine, we have actually a new strategy.
Okay, keeping it a secret.
Alright, good luck y'all.
Let's talk to Team World Wide.
Aw, my lord.
Matt, how are you feeling?
I'm not gonna lie, our boy Ray, I think he's eating right now.
What?
He's not here, he's busy eating.
Ray's busy eating.
Ray has 60 seconds before you guys are DQ.
Can somebody else help?
No!
Ray!
Ray!
Ray!
Ray was eating!
Ray!
Ray!
Where were you?
Oh, I...
I shit myself.
Oh, you shit yourself?
Yeah, I got to go to the bathroom.
Are you feeling better now?
Yeah!
Are you ready for this?
No.
Alright, man.
Actually, uh, yeah, probably.
It makes more sense.
All right, guys, get off your team, we're a lot of win.
What about Team Canada?
They like the Canadians.
What can you say?
Our brothers up north.
All right, y'all.
The winner will place, excuse me, the winner of this will go up against all stars in our
finals.
The losers will go up against Team France in the third place match.
So there's still two more games to go through after this one.
We're going to make sure our competitors are all strapped in ready to go.
We have our new PB 14 high, but in this contest, you can fall at any point.
You can be one crate high if your foot falls on the ground, you're out.
you're on the crates you're on the crates I'm hearing words she actually got 15
high by the way that's insane 15 highs crazy all right y'all
runners are we ready ready drivers are we ready safety are we ready
It's time for our second semi-final match.
Three, two, one, let's go!
All right, we are in it.
Second semi-final match.
I remember in the quarterfinals, although we had the Crocs on,
Ray is good at keeping the speed up.
I also remember Team Canada playing a game of chicken.
They ended up winning it, but it was close.
And they only got six, maybe seven crates high.
An early lead for team World Live.
Talbot doing a bit of micromanagement from the bench,
asking Gray to make the crates a little closer.
Maybe that's the type of thing to help the team.
the team maybe it's not a thing to hurt you just to confirm the overall record
he's my eagle with 15 crates we just counted again wow let's see if one of
these teams can beat that so far team worldwide two crates ahead of team
center can you readjust it yo can you readjust it crates or no he can readjust
you just can't hold it while you're bouncing yes readjust the right one no
I don't know, but you see how I think like shove it in.
Yeah, go.
They're pushing.
Team Canada doing the same thing.
Team World wide was doing is just trying to make the two stacks
a little bit tighter together.
That time they took to do that has now left them four crates
behind Team World wide.
I remember a team that took a little too long to catch up to
their opponents.
I don't know how good I am at the end of losing.
That team is Team France.
Yeah, they might be in the back too.
Oh, shit.
Still four crates behind for Team Canada.
Six minutes remain.
A lot of time left.
If you guess how I just showed, it's OK.
Team Worldwide not slowing down.
There's no reason to go slow.
You will still win if you get 10 crates high in fall first as long as your opponents don't get 11 crates high.
I think the game of chicken mostly just adds more stress onto the climber for a little value.
I'll do something about it.
I'll go.
Contes.
Yeah.
The last man remaining in this competition.
Not his things, like, I'm a bit worried about this shit, man.
The man worse at balancing, at least according to streamer names.
That's...
It's like, trying to make this step.
Taking a lot of time.
Ray...
Ray said too strong.
Ready?
Talking shit.
Selvett trying to call him off.
Ray can't help himself.
Right now, just to be clear, you guys are six crates behind, there's only five minutes left.
Team Canada looks, it looks like an eight-minute cut scene of losers if they can't make a change.
They said they had a secret strategy. Let's see if it comes in a play.
All right, let's go.
How many minutes left?
You only have four minutes, 45 seconds, Gontes.
And you're currently five crates behind.
Martin, picking up the pace.
Now, Team Worldwide is going to have to slow down
because they can no longer place the crates.
They're going to have to use the rod to lift it up.
That's also harder for the climber.
You've got to grab the crate, place the crate.
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle, it's on the crate.
And with this, Team Canada is catching up.
Half the time is over now.
Half the time is gone.
Wait, wait.
Team Canada, not only three crates behind Team World Line,
letting their lead slip a bit.
Ray just watching.
I'm gonna try!
Now two crates behind.
Team Canada catching up quickly.
Give it a second Ray places the crate
But there's no universe is gonna be able to place one more than that. That's gonna be the last great
Let's go to Canada chance started by agents does not pick up up here. We're kind
Gontes, you are three crates behind currently and you only have a couple minutes left.
Three minutes left.
Argan trying to place in the crates worldwide successfully places the crate down.
taking some time here doing the same straddle we saw from Maya
crouching and placing the hands for balance that is totally allowed two and
a half minutes left what two and a half minutes left team Canada you guys only
got two minutes keep going you guys are gonna have to pick it up you are now
Two behind.
Keep going, keep going, Ray, keep going, keep going, keep going.
I won four.
Matt is fully locked on this one crate.
Hurry up, Ray!
Ray!
Two minutes remaining, Team Canada.
Faster, faster, Ray.
There are two slacks behind.
They're going to have to change something up.
War Hope Team Worldwide falls, but Hope doesn't get you far in streamer games.
You should watch out, you're behind me.
Martin said watch out Nat, a little bit of flashback from Martin.
Martin said, why did it get in her head?
How much time?
You guys only have 90 seconds and you're two behind.
Go, go go.
Okay, now you gotta speed up, you only got 90 seconds, go, go, go.
You are two behind.
You are still too behind.
You need to get too higher.
Now they're picking things up.
But did they turn on the gas a little bit late?
One minute, ten seconds.
You gotta step up.
One minute, five seconds remain.
If my knees are on, does it count?
If you go there after her, you lose.
But if my knees are on, does it count?
You have to be on the crates.
Your knees is fine, if all your weight's on it, it's fine.
Gontas, to be clear, if all your weight, it's fine.
It has to be all your weight.
Gontas going for two crates at once.
Gontas going for the knee strap.
40 seconds, Martin, you've got to get another box.
That counts.
That does count.
He's still one behind, right?
No, this is fuck.
You are still one behind.
I got my army.
30 seconds, Dante's your one behind.
Hiya, we gotta get this.
Martin, you need to get another.
Martin, you need to get another
because he has to go two more high.
So just to be clear, Dante has to get
on the box that he's holding
and then another one before Matt steps on this box.
With 11 seconds left, I think we are watching a man
who is struggling but ultimately failing in his pursuit.
Three, two, one.
Time is up.
Give it up for Team Worldwide.
Let's go.
You guys did amazing.
I liked the double knee strike.
It was a bit of an ult.
It didn't end up going your way because you needed
to get so much more hype.
If we would have maybe tried one more and then double knee strap.
Yes, but yeah, you guys do have one more game though.
You're doing the third place match against France right now.
So stay strapped in. Are you guys ready?
Nope. You want a water?
You can get a water for him.
You get a water for team Canada. Get you water.
You're worldwide.
Matt, how you doing? Congratulations.
All right, talk to me. Was that stressful?
Um, a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. I'm getting tired.
Yeah, you have a little break because of third place match.
You're going up against Maya.
Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
Are you stressed? You seem a little stressed about that.
Um, no, not at all. Not at all.
I'll tell you my best to keep up with this. She hasn't been up a challenge.
You've locked up top two for a while. Don't be sad.
Whatever happens, happens. You get a break.
a break. Team France, come on out! Joellen Katsum, give it up for Team France, everybody!
Okay, it's you against Canadians. Yeah, but this one is the good one. This one's easy. Yeah.
You're going to win.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You're going to win.
You were a bit sick.
Are you better?
Yes, yes, I'm better.
I had three, three, three.
What else?
Sorry?
Yes.
And now you're back.
Yes.
Okay.
Back to back.
All right, back to win.
I'd love to give it up to Team France, everybody.
Let's go.
You guys don't know, Joelle, another Jordan flu game.
In fact, both Martin on Team Canada failed a bit sick.
It's the six vs. sick match, we'll see who locks up third, who locks up fourth, and we'll do our finals, and we're going to keep things over to volleyball.
That's the plan right now. I think it's going to shake up the scores a lot though.
I remember correctly, Team All-Stars needed some points, now they've locked up at least seven or eight.
We'll see who ends up winning.
We aren't talking about strategy here.
We're trying to realize if it's actually just comes down to it.
If you're a small like woman.
You think there's an advantage to being a small woman?
Yes.
And do not think that you have a similar frame and build?
Well, look, regard pins are similar.
So listen, if you're saying, I do, then...
And you'll have the same unframed logging.
Yeah, there's that so what are you gonna do because you're going up against
We're just happy to be here. Yeah, and you can't really do much when it comes to that and now I know what it feels like to
Usually win in life. So yeah, so this is a learning experience
And I had a cup with Martin. We said if he gets fourth he's getting in the ring with you
You better hope you got third like you better be biased on that my girl. She's coming for you. You will like a box
Okay. Alright. Intimidating guy. Whatever. It's not scary at all.
Strap in! Can we get up?
Alright. We're gonna get our last two competitors ready.
Chad, how we doing? What do you think about Crates Stack this year?
Do we bring it back next year? You guys like Crates Stack?
All right, this is the third place match agent giving a bit of advice
Is that a little bit of team captain?
Yeah, because I know from SQP, he's really kind of a scary, but for us, he was really
scary.
He was what he does.
So B Brave, take that step, speed up the process a bit.
Yeah, because I think he just tried to rush it and kind of like when you play a goal,
he hockey.
Yeah.
hockey reference W Canadian. I love it. All right y'all. We are about ready for our third
place match. Next. Eight minutes on the clock. Whoever gets the highest, fastest, wins.
Six points for the winner, five points for the loser. And only one game will be left after
to be volleyball. So it's the last time until then for them to earn points for their team.
Waiting for the last safety check. All right. Runners, are you guys ready? Martin? Climbers?
are you ready are you ready don't hold the rope safety are we ready third place
match ready to go three two one go eight minutes on the clock whoever gets
highest fastest moves on this is a Jordan flu game for both team Canada and
France. Martin had diarrhea for the last two weeks. Joelle, the heat, it gets to you.
Had a short visit to the medical tent feeling better now, but I had to compete for their squad.
They first ever change up. And it looks like, am I looking at this correctly?
Team Canada's going for a three? What even is this structure? It's three wide at the bottom.
almost like a staircase maybe an interesting strat now nobody has used
all of their crates so you do have extra crates to use it's just gonna be more
work on Martin because now to achieve similar heights you need one additional
crate her staff.
I know what you did.
I don't know what's happening with the bottom staff.
What the fuck?
Hey.
So now they're ditching it was literally just for the first one.
Alright.
A novelty crates and they have now swapped it.
Back to the two by one strats.
Sometimes the meta is the meta for a reason.
Each team is turning in Tide, one extra pray for team France, maybe a five-second lead.
That's how long it takes Contest to get up here.
There's the step, and now the teams are tied.
It's going to be a game of speed. You don't have the opportunity to slow down.
Hats up, takes the lead.
Don't just has to match that height, hopefully you remember the words echoed by agents.
You're not that high up, be brave, you look solid.
That's up, using a smart strat, put your hands down.
What?
It's good, smart.
Yeah, I'm smart.
He said, yeah, I'm small.
But using the hands to balance, to make that step up problem, you walk 15 crates high.
Vontez, when you stand that high up, your bounce is a little harder because it's higher.
He's just giving himself more work.
You touch the crates, the bounce, and then you walk.
You can't fold them while you're stepping up.
Five minutes remain, we are three minutes through.
Three minutes through.
Doctor, how you...
Hey, so, how you...
I just say, rock.
The nerves are hitting.
The nerves are hitting.
What do you mean, rock?
You gotta understand, he is...
He's not even...
The crates are not even as tall as Martin.
But it's different when you're up there.
Six feet is not the same looking down as it is looking from above.
Team Canada doing a better job keeping pace with their approach in his third place match.
Oh no, I should have lost, lost, lost, lost, lost.
What?
I'm trying to figure out the communication of where you're going to place the crate.
Hey!
Oh, uh-oh.
Oh, uh-oh.
Step back!
Okay, step back.
Way to hold it on.
No, no, no, it's okay.
Now you're going to fall.
Almost a drop there from team, it's good save.
Gontes takes this step up. He will tie Team France, but Team France isn't slowing down.
The Team Canada doesn't start making some moves. They're at risk of failing the same way they failed
in a semi-final match. Four minutes left. Are they worse than us right now? Four minutes left.
You guys are one crate behind right now. One stack behind.
Okay, three-and-a-half minutes remain.
Yo, looks pretty wobbly. You should actually watch out.
Gontas is trying to talk trash. Doesn't understand that she doesn't speak English.
Makes it a little bit harder.
Gontas needs to take a step up. A lot of time left and now three crates behind.
Martin's behind, Martin's also trying to talk trash, again, they don't speak English.
Bring the old pick up basketball, whoa, whoa, whoa, strats.
Joelle said he's calm, ice in the veins, Canada, you guys only have minutes, don't make the
same mistake you did last one. Big step up from Dodd Test. Not only two frets behind.
You're well slowing it down for Team Fran. Canada you are, if it's gonna end now, Canada
You guys only got two minutes fifteen seconds
Don't make the same mistake you did last time
You're gonna have to start making some moves
moves. Ending up the crate to Don Tess. He's Martin. Don Tess, how to pick it up. Guys,
one minute, 45 seconds. What are we doing?
Wait, how behind are we?
You have to step up two more crates before she sets up one. You are one behind, but if
she gets there before you, you lose. If you do your knee straps right now.
Are we at the same height right now?
No, she's one above you.
So you have to match her by going one up.
Oh my God, you're gonna fall.
You're gonna fall over, oh my God.
90 seconds remain, Dontes.
Be brave.
You are now tied, but Dontes, here's the deal.
You lose because she got to that height before you.
So you only have about 65 seconds
to get one step higher before she does.
Martin's not helping you out by dropping your crate.
You only have 59 seconds, Martin.
You only have 59 seconds, Stontes.
You are one step behind.
Grab the crate.
50 seconds, let's go, you gotta grab it.
Kneel down, brother.
Good save by Martin.
40 seconds, go, go, go!
Stontes, if you wanna win,
You're gonna have to go for the knee strike.
You're gonna have to go for the knee strike.
Here's the deal, 30 seconds remain.
If Cat's up, puts her weight.
Cat's up is not one higher.
Don't test his going for the knee strike.
If Don't test steps up with both knees before Cat's up,
he will leave.
Big play.
Canada's gonna leave.
Canada's gonna leave.
10 seconds.
Canada is going to lose. Three, two, one. It's over. Team Canada wins.
And the secret strategy works. Sometimes all that matters is alting at the right time.
He waited for the two Crate step up and it worked out watch out. Oh my gosh
Thanos are you okay? Oh
My god terrifying me
Ludwig guys
Give it up for Dean Canada
That was amazing. Saving the two crates track for the very end. Is that something you had talked about?
Not at all.
You kind of like have to adapt with who you're playing man.
I think it's like in Martin we're on the same wavelength. Like I can start a sentence and finish it.
You didn't do that.
No, I didn't.
Guys, congratulations! Third place, your team candidate is massive!
They're so in sync, that was amazing!
Wow, you can see the synergy, that was beautiful!
Joel, how are you?
4th place, that's not bad!
3rd place, you like to be...
You like her!
You like her, but...
I didn't see the rail, I go for the pass!
At the very end, they made two in a row.
My god, too smart to make.
So that's why you lost. They did two at once.
Fourth place is good.
The only thing left today, volleyball.
Yeah, we're gonna win volleyball.
You're good?
Yes, we're good.
Each time I say that, we lose.
But volleyball, we're gonna win.
We're excited to see it.
Volleyball will be coming up next.
We only have one more contest.
We're going to watch one final play stack.
We're going to be watching.
Guys, give it up for Team Worldwide,
featuring T-10, give it up to Team Worldwide, everybody.
Are you ready?
Yes, wait, I have a wager.
You have a wager with Maya?
What's the wager?
If I let you win, can I get a tour to Albaeus?
Yeah.
Yeah!
But you shouldn't let me win.
No, no, no.
OK, I'm sorry.
You just said if you let her win,
you're going to get a tour to Albaeus.
I win, then you get a tour.
Are you guys bribing each other in the middle of my show?
What do you think?
Shut up.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's just get Clinton and...
Sydney Howard goes,
Guys give it up for Mara with Team All Stars.
I'm going to be honest, it kind of sounds like Natchez wants a tour of Albeas and thinks
she's going to lose and was hoping to get one for free.
Not a bad strategy to be fair.
You guys know how it works, 8 minutes on the clock, whoever gets the highest, the fastest
before falling wins.
This is for first place overall.
It is the finals for the Crate Stack.
Guys, it's kind of cold now, no?
The sun went down, it feels good, right?
Yes!
You wouldn't believe how bad it was at 2 p.m.
It's nice out now.
I can be here all day, it's like 70 degrees.
Maia's road to 16, Maia, are you trying to break your record?
Wow, she's got something to prove.
All right, guys, well, I think we're ready to go.
Hey, just behind here.
Just don't pass here.
Runners, are you ready?
Limers, are you ready?
Safety, are we good?
Guys, can we count down for the final one?
Five, four, three, two...
Go!
And we're off.
Maya seems like the absolute best great stacker to ever do it.
A true talent.
But here's the issue.
You can fall at any point.
Even too high, you can fall.
Greg, you gotta put the helmet on, right?
Greg, helmet on, helmet on.
You can hold it, but keep the helmet on.
Selbit trying to micromanage from the back, trying to be a good team captain, offer support.
Ray doing his best, actually beating out Nicewig right now. They are going faster.
Of course, the speed helps, but how well you balance when your 5, 10, 15 boxes high matters so much to me.
more. This is all tutorial, but it helps give you time to balance later on.
Crowd cheer for Maya. Who wants Maya? He's gonna win.
And who wants Nat to win?
Right now, Team Worldwide is in the lead.
If it were to end right now, Team Worldwide would win.
Nat is ahead of Maya by one box.
Again, it is fastest to step up.
You need all your weight on it.
Doesn't matter if it's your knees, your butt, your feet.
First to put their weight up.
Selbot asking Ray to fix the crates.
There is a small gap between the two.
Six minutes left.
So far, these competitors seem quite stable.
We should have one limit, two minutes, six minutes left.
Six minutes left.
A lot of time left.
But I think this might be the first time
We use all of our crates.
They got 36, so they were able to get 18 high if they wanted.
Worldwide still in the lead.
They can fall at any moment.
All stars, they desperately need this.
The games have not gone their way.
Stable Ronaldo didn't do the best 100 meter.
They didn't go as well as they had hoped, so they need some points to stay in the competition.
Worldwide still in the lead.
They are tied, but Matt got up just a bit earlier than Maya.
Enough that if they were to fall, the Worldwide would win.
Now here's where there's a slight advantage for Team All-Stars.
Nice weak solid.
So Ray's going to the stick.
A look who's going to catch up if it's not Team All-Stars.
Nice thing to just get some place this last one.
Now for the first time in the finals,
Team All-Star has the opportunity to pass Team Worldwide.
I need to place this a step up before for her to take the lead, but that very quick
to place and that puts one foot on and she's here the second there it is worldwide still
the lead worldwide is still in the lead about four minutes remaining these competitors
They are bruising, they are blazing through this.
Ray is doing his due diligence.
I will say for a guy with Crocs, he is fast.
Now, if Maya steps up first here,
she will take the lead, first foot on is Maya.
And that asks Ray to wait.
Maya placing both.
Maya takes the lead, all starts in the lead now.
That trying to get comfortable,
trying to find that center of balance,
She does tie the all-stars, but now they're behind,
not only in height, but also in time,
because it's running out, and they're two crates behind.
Good job, nice work.
I need to make this next step up.
She has not done it yet.
This doesn't count, so both feet are up.
There it is, Maia gets the next height.
Nat's trying to follow closely behind, takes a breath.
At this point, these competitors
about 12 feet in the air.
This does become stressful.
They're totally safe.
But that doesn't mean that it's not
scary to take that step with these wobbly towers.
Team All-Star's still in the lead.
They're about two crates ahead.
We only have two minutes and 40 seconds left.
Just to be clear, if they use all of their crates and they both successfully get to the
top, it will be the team that gets their fastest that wins.
Now you do have the option at a certain point to go one at a time, but you have a limited
number of crates. Once you use all the crates, it's over. It looks like five
crates left for Team All-Star. This is insane. Guys, give it up for these
competitors! What a final!
Team All-Star in the lead, D-10 that is tying the height.
Maya is now one higher, she's going for two.
One minute forty seconds remain.
Look how high Ray has to lift just to get the connection.
What an advantage for Nisway.
Ninety seconds remain.
Maya, you are one ahead of Nat.
Nat, you can tie with this step.
But no, Maya's taking another step.
All-stars are now two ahead.
All-stars are two ahead.
Nat, if she wants to get closer, needs to make this step.
She's... There it is.
All-stars is one behind.
One minute, seven seconds remain.
One minute remains. Here's the deal, Maya.
This is her last crate!
Oh my god, I am crazy!
Now, Maya, you have the option if you'd like to stack it up one.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.
Yes, yes, yes, okay.
Now, for you to win, you're going to have to go for a one by one tower.
Thirty-four seconds are left.
So even though Maya's gone, they're faster.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Yes!
They're going for the one-by-one tower knee-strat.
And now this is very difficult for Maya.
Because Maya's going to have to step down.
If Nat can step onto this tower before Maya, she will take the lead.
Ten seconds!
Ten seconds left.
5, 4, Team International is in the lead!
Guys, 3, 2, 1, it's over!
Worldwide wins!
They're one stack higher.
Guys, get Red back out, Red back out.
We're gonna find out who won.
Wait, I thought you were on the line.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, I was incorrect!
All stars wins!
Hi, man!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They keep getting equal heights.
Watch out!
We have a Janky Tower here. You guys are fine.
They got equal heights.
So sorry for my mix-up, just to clarify.
They got equal height. Maya got there faster.
The two-by-one strategy was good, right,
It was good, right, to go for that last two straight stack up, but they needed to do that
after getting one higher.
They did it a little bit too early.
First off, Annette, how do you feel?
Is that stressful?
It was.
I'm not going to lie.
I was a little worried if I could keep up to part of mile.
I'm kind of proud I did.
You did amazing, guys.
Give it up for Matt, everybody.
Oh, my God.
That was amazing.
Yeah, so at the end, you did two crates.
The issue is you were two behind.
So he tied her height because they
had used every single one of their crates.
You saw two left.
Sorry, different.
So you matched her height, but after she got there.
So you actually got the same height just a little bit later.
Should I have used another crate to win?
You would have had to have done three or stepped up one
and then done the two, yeah.
Yeah, you can do it.
Yeah, how are we doing?
Same height.
Well, we got there first.
No, we got there second.
You sure?
You want a VAR?
Don't use your VAR.
No, I'm just asking you.
How are you feeling?
I wasn't looking at Maya because I had to focus.
I couldn't see.
OK, OK, OK.
I guess, yeah, fine.
You guys did amazing.
One more time for Team Worldwide.
Woo!
And give it up for our All Stars.
That was nice, Swig and Maya Liga!
That was crazy.
I apologize, I had a mix-up at the end.
There was two crates left.
So you had to hit that height first.
So she tied your height.
But you were already there.
I will say though, when you thought you had to go one higher,
you were going crazy.
You were balancing on one.
The whole tower was wobbling.
You were moving confidently.
Why do you think you were good at this?
Because I'm small and I'm nimble and I'm quick.
I feel like you also are good at balancing.
Easy to skateboarding?
I can do a kickflip.
I don't have the eyes to use them.
That's tough.
Nice one.
How you feel?
Good, dude.
Are you guys?
No, I'm all right.
We got volleyball.
You went through every single crate you had.
I'm tired a little bit for sure, dude.
I'm feeling that shit.
You guys got volleyball.
You have a little bit of time, but we'll see.
Because the loser gets to pick their opponents.
They could pick you first.
We'll see a touch of that.
It's a rest, though.
I'll give you some time because check this out.
We're going to talk to Slimer.
We're going to talk to Pete.
We're going to get an update on the scores.
Guys, who's in first place?
Absolute pulse-pounding action as we find, as the sun sets.
Maya star shines brightest against T10 Nats,
who we hyped up earlier.
That was the thrilling conclusion
that we were all promised from the beginning.
You know, short people.
What?
What?
What?
I'm doing my job.
I know.
You're laughing.
No, I'm excited to hear.
I'm a part of, let me hear it.
Short people deserve rights.
And if this doesn't prove that,
and if this doesn't get legislation going,
I don't know what will.
I don't either, but I can tell you something right now.
This is a worldwide issue
Because if you look at the leaderboard, they're at the top,
and they're clearing it by nine total points.
Over team All-Stars in third place, El Tri, Mexico.
And then rounding out, the top four is Canada.
Shockingly, I can't believe it.
They peaked in the Industrial Revolution.
United Kingdom is last?
Yeah, you know, for like, it just didn't,
they didn't master the factories and stuff.
They're just left to others.
Their food has not been had any progress.
It's all brown, beige, and dumpy,
and they're not making any progress.
I like how they're at the bottom of the board.
Do you feel like a license to just go crazy?
I can feel you are vibrating.
You just fire off at beans on toast.
I just can't believe it.
Their score is as lumpy as their cuisine,
which is kind of shocking that France is in seventh,
because you would expect they look the part.
They have what I think is a commendable amount
of the kids say aura, but like, I just,
nothing has come together for them the entire day.
Yeah, we're gonna have to look if you're,
if you're a fan of those bottom four teams,
we're gonna have to look to things like volleyball,
our last event of the day, much more athletic,
much more celebrated.
Crane stacking is a very niche sport,
that apparently my is worth a toss at.
You know, as a, as a newcomer to the Crane Stacking,
I'm ready for this to explode on ESP and the OCHA,
I'm ready. That was fun. And Maya and T-10 Nat, they absolutely crushed.
Oh my God, we're getting a chat update.
Yep. Little, let me get a newscaster.
Elegations of bad math happening right now.
We see chat, Hispanic soup in the chat says, math wrong.
More than 11.
No, well, I mean, they'll fix it. I don't know. They'll figure it out.
Listen, we're all playing the hand redell here, okay?
And if they want to say they get bonus points, they get bonus points, all right?
This is where the rules matter and the points don't, but we're having fun.
Man, okay, so I'm not gonna...
I'm gonna go fuck with you guys. We're over schedule.
This was, I think, the day was supposed to end at like 7.30.
Great stacking went crazy. It's about to work and play some evening volleyball, right?
This is some pick-up evening street volleyball, prison rules only. Do you understand me?
So it is the last game of the evening. So we started with the blazing hot sun
right at its apex. Look at T! Look at Tonka! Tonka T! Whoa! Down coast Tonka!
Man and the sun was still out. Oh that's a pose. So beautiful just to be just
hanging around in the air. Oh man it feels good. The breeze is coming in off
the coast, the vibes are immaculate here at USC, and crate stacking now that it's
completed, we're tabulating the updated scores, you guys are seeing the best of
the, this is probably the best shot, I mean seriously, they absolutely performed.
Ludwig's incorrect math at the end, he just couldn't count. You know why? It's
genuinely because his eyes are offset and he was looking at two different things.
It's like the levels can't, yeah, they're the same, they're the same.
Ferticality and his eyes just didn't match up and that's the real result of that. How did he win archery? Does he close one of them?
I see and it balances everything out. I see so he sees the world differently when he locks it with one
Yes, so he got everybody excited. We all thought oh my god
She came back from nowhere and he also his use of the air horn has to be studied. It's the most embarrassing thing
I've ever seen
Minus one thousand or a win-win. Can you be that I don't understand
I don't understand it because you know we were talking a lot and he goes I was talking to the other day
He goes yeah, you know what baby things have been great. I'm just kind of cresting got engaged
I have this great job. It's time professor L best teacher and then he gave him an air horn and he
Simple tasks this is what happens to the rich lose their ability to feel tangibility of real life
Air horn. That's the most work. He's done in two years making their own coffee. It doesn't happen. He doesn't do that
To find a way yes guys what he found out what a power bottom was never when I said it earlier when we were off camera
He turns me like so what's a power box?
No, I asked you if I thought you were making a league reference to bottom lanes, and I was like oh power bottom lanes
I just really which is pretty fun. I have a power top
So I didn't understand a lot of your references, but I'm very agreeable when you start saying them
Historically, you love having a yes and or in your corner is the yes and or
I feel like though my yes ending for you has ended
Historically very poorly. No, but I'm glad I will be a yes and or if that's another term that I don't even know
I'll do it forever by my side buddy itself explanatory, but yes, I appreciate that
So they're sending up for volleyball guys, whatever that will entail and we're gonna get into it
It's gonna be a bracket. I'm pretty sure so if you like volleyball and you like streamers
This is a custom built for you coming up.
So we're just hanging out until then.
Again, the chat, these hosts are cringe.
This guy's name is Obi-Wan Jake Cobison.
How did we not win him over?
He's got to be 40%.
Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan, tell us what you want from us.
That's crazy.
Tell us how to act.
That's what I would do.
I would be old enough to understand.
I think that's insulting.
We'll do it.
We're waiting.
Everyone's waiting.
We're waiting for you.
I've got 60,000 people on the line here. We want to hear what's so cringe
Yeah, and I knew it
He's interesting because he's like some of these people in chatter mean I'm like Pete this chat is amazing
I've been in chats when they really don't like you. Oh
It's
It's pretty it's tough. Here's the thing is I want to please all of you. I know I look up to these guys
I'm having a great time. I wouldn't talk to the crowd. They are outstanding
Outstanding! Thank you crowd by the way!
Still here.
You guys have been patient for over 7 hours and we've still got one more game left for you guys.
Yeah, I uh, you know, the swimmer games, it is about the beautiful flowers.
Yeah, French, you do speak it.
It is, I do. Well, did you hear about the plan?
Because the French team is actually kind of cobbled together in the last moment because people kept dropping.
Ludwig was very stressed out. I actually never see him like that usually same like that twice in my life
And one of them was this this thing and so he finally got some fresh people together to come to be on the team
But people were suggesting even cutie Cinderella his own fiance that someone like me show up
Striped shirt yeah, I get
Bray I can be French. I wrote a French hit song. He shoots it down
down every single, about like seven times. Shot it down every time.
It's because we need you here. Without you, I'm nothing but.
So we're glad that Slime was able to be with us.
And you know, you're always going to be our little Frenchie.
Thank you. So don't worry about it.
Thank you, bro.
Alright, so we're going to go to the ads real quick.
And when we get back, we're going to have an updated scoreboard
and we're going to get the math right. We're going to make Obi-Wan happy.
We'll be back in just a minute.
See ya then.
All right.
You think I have endurance?
My laptop's got way more.
Cause the Alienware's good if you want to have long sessions.
No matter what you're gaming on.
Someone grab me, I'm gonna job it.
I'm gonna job it.
AWGG sloshed all the way.
Oh my God, bro.
Ah, fuck me.
AWGG sloshed all the way.
Phew.
You got me.
Charlie, here, I'm here.
Aww.
I'll be right back.
Good Charlie.
Come, sit.
Let's go home.
Charlie, stop.
Charlie, what are you doing?
Charlie, will you stop that?
Charlie, are you crazy?
Silly dog.
No more treats for you.
Sorry.
Where were we?
Are you crazy, dog?
Red Bull gives you wings.
Fellas!
Did we say 11.30 tomorrow?
I forget.
No, we did not say 11.30.
1130 will be agreed on was 11 11 a.m. Sharp no no no no you have to say razor sharp
If you don't say razor sharp his eyes go into the back of his head and he can't remember anything
Also, don't do the fellas boys. You know how to make you feel. Okay voice is gone
11 razor sharp. I totally got you. I have a small ask though. Can we do a little bit later?
How much later?
7 p.m. Oh
I gotta go.
That's so much later.
Galbo.
Letty, the golden goose.
It's good to hear your voice.
Remember when you were blind?
I do.
This is humiliating.
What if we have plans?
We can't just change what we're doing.
Okay, you wouldn't have plans.
Yeah, you have plans?
Anyways, tomorrow, agenda, it's full.
We should review your list of commitments.
You got time?
Kelly, we talked about this.
Leave me alone.
Letty?
Letty?
If I was your neighbor, I'd think you're dead in there.
I'm at a dinner party.
I'm wearing a tuxedo.
Uh-oh, it's a wellness check.
I haven't seen you in seven days.
What's the cut of the tuxedo?
Low?
Low cut?
It's low cut.
Ah, the band's playing.
I can't hear you guys.
I gotta go.
The connection matters.
It has to be 18-T.
It's no band.
I've had it.
I've had it with this doubt.
All right, everybody.
Welcome back to Streamer Games.
We have our final event, volleyball, give it up!
Okay guys, I got two things to note that I need to bring up.
First, we're running a little bit behind, okay?
We had somebody infiltrate our field, so we're going to speed things up a bit.
Round one of volleyball is going to be to eight points, win by two.
Now, a lot of people at home have probably played volleyball, but you've never played
volleyball with me as your rep, the rules are different.
The only rules I'm checking is to make sure they serve behind the line, and the ball makes
it over.
I don't care where it makes it over, it just has to make it over.
Alright, second thing, if it touches the net, flips over, faults, you get one, second one,
it's a point for the other team.
If you score a point on anyone's serve, for this first match, I have to announce Magla
is injured, cannot play volleyball, so doing a 4v4, Team Mexico has the ability to substitute
in a player on either half, because we're going to swap sides.
So they have two subs they can use if they'd like.
Does that make sense, everybody?
Guys, let's get this started.
Team Mexico, y'all ready?
Team France.
You ready?
Where is?
We're waiting on, we're waiting on.
Waiting on one player for team France
You guys are wondering how these matchups end up getting decided
The people in last get to choose
So for context team UK
picked the first place team the all-star team
Are excuse me the international team UK picked the international team to go ahead to head
We're giving the international team a rest team France picked team Mexico. So they chose
the opponents that they're going up against.
All right.
So just to clarify, every time it's your turn to serve, you have to rotate.
Clock walk, you go boom, boom, boom, boom. Got me?
All right. Guys, let's have a good game out there.
I appreciate you, Wabbe.
OK, wait for the letter.
All right.
Zero serving, zero.
Cat's up to serve.
Watch the line.
At dos sonores.
All right, guys.
Are you ready?
Cat's up.
Contuber.
Zero to zero.
That is inbounds 1-0, France is up. Remains their serve.
Danny thought that was going to go behind him.
It is 1-0, it's going to remain same server.
That's up, you don't know.
Only after the second, Bpx score.
athletes you're gonna serve one serving zero first to eight win by two that is
going to be long no no no
That is a point for Team Mexico, 1-1.
If you mess up the serve, it is a point for the other team.
1-1, Danny serving.
His communication ref is that in?
That was out.
It was out, right?
It was out.
And they didn't touch it.
Correct.
It was out. It was out. It was out. It was out. Yes, it's for you. Yes.
It's out. Frans ball. All right, new serve.
Yes.
Yes.
All right, 2-1 France. 2-1 a replay.
Now every player does have a VAR if they'd like to use it.
Mexico doesn't use it here. And it is 2-2.
a bad serve is gonna hurt behind the line Benji do not step on that line Benji
I swear Benji to serve 2-2 ball is over sets over
great dig
nice ball
great volleyball being played by team Mexico nice and that's enough to go over
3-2, it is Mexico serve.
Coming alive for Team Mexico.
It is Mexico serve, your serve.
You won the point, it's your serve.
Benji, your serve still.
I'll play a little bit of volleyball.
Three serving two watch the line Benji do not step over it line is
in their point but that is a point for team friends it would have been out
Either way you go, huh? It would have been out either way
The line is it it said it in touch with that's a lot. I'm just telling you I'm right here
All right 3-3 3-3 Francis sir
What a hate
That is a point for Team France.
Just put on the line on the serve.
Alright, tell them.
Hey, when you step, you do not step on the line.
You, step.
Alright, set over by Danny Vance. No one there for France.
It is a neck-and-neck game 4-4, Arki to serve.
It is win by two. Give it up for Archie, everybody.
Now, Archie, do me a favor. Archie, be behind that line.
Archie served, four to four.
And unfortunately, it doesn't make it over five, four, France up one.
Marie-Anne to serve for France.
She cannot step on the line. Marie-Anne on the line.
Marie-Anne!
If you cross the line, it's over.
You can't cross the line.
You can't cross.
You can't cross.
You're not going to pass the line?
There's no...
No comms! There's a collision!
6-4, France up 1.
Stay.
Bad comms from Team Mexico.
Need to communicate who's ball that was.
6-4, France up 1.
Yes.
Serve gets over, Danny's got it, sets it over, no one there for France.
5-6, Mexico is
now ready to serve, they have not used their sub, they do have one if they want.
They have chosen not to use their sub.
5-6, this is huge. You just need to get the ball over.
over. So far all the serves have been underhand.
Overhand serve, out of bounds, is going to be a point for France. And here's the deal.
France is on game point. If France scores this, they win.
Watch your foot.
Last time he messed up his serve.
EG!
French wins!
Would you like to call?
Hold!
There's been a VAR call to check if Joeld's foot was on the line.
We're going to need a replay of that serve.
We are going to VAR.
Let's check the replay.
If he was right, if the foot was on the line, it will be a swing, seven to six.
It looks behind from this angle.
Do we have another angle?
That's behind.
That looks kind of clean.
I won't lie.
It's not even close.
I think that's clean.
It was clean.
Here's another angle.
Oh, that's clean.
Zoom in.
That's clean.
The call stands.
That is clean.
You can see green.
That is clean.
All right.
Team Mexico.
You guys now have a tiebreaker.
You scored five points, so you're going to be waiting on to see if other teams
score less than five points, but that's it, Gigi guys. Get over to Team X to everybody.
A huge win for Team France, who's been in last place. Let's give it up for our next
teams we got next. I believe we got Team UK give it up for them versus Team Worldwide.
That's what you wanted right? You want a Team Worldwide? Now real quick real quick real quick.
So you guys got to pick your opponents, right?
Why did you pick the first place team?
Let's be honest here.
We're gonna win.
We should win against the camp.
Why would we go against the lowest place team?
That's so pathetic.
There's no honor.
And I think we want to try and take out the team that's a number one.
I like that.
I like that.
All right, Team International, please come on up.
All right, guys, Team UK, Team International.
Listen, listen, listen real quick.
You need to follow.
Team UK, listen.
You guys need to follow two rules.
One, whoever is serving is back here.
Every time it is your turn to serve, you have to rotate.
So you go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Okay?
Second thing, I need you to be behind the line.
If you cross the line, you lose the point.
Yes?
Yeah, you need to serve behind the line.
Rotating when it's your turn to serve.
UK, did you hear that?
Do not cross the line when it's your turn to serve.
When it's your turn to serve, you will rotate clockwise.
So you will go here, you will go here,
you will go here, you will go here, you rotate.
So it goes boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then Gart goes up there, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you go center, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna start in a minute.
Oh, uh, who's first?
I believe it's Topseed.
Can we make Topseed, sir?
Let's see that picked.
Yes, as we did last week.
You guys get first serve, give it up for Zoyle, everybody.
All right, get ready.
You wanna make top suit, sir?
Let's get that picked.
You guys get first served!
Give it up for Zoyle, everybody!
Alright, get ready.
Get ready.
Wait a second, Zoyle.
Zoyle, watch that.
Zoyle, Zoyle.
Don't, don't cross.
Don't cross.
They always cross.
Oh, you're fine.
Out!
That's a practice. That's a practice.
How does it start?
That's a practice.
There's the practice.
There's the practice.
All right, everybody, first to eight.
Give it up for U.K. to win!
Who wants team international wins?
Okay, guys, it is zero serving zero, Zoya, when you're ready, you can serve.
One point for Team Worldwide!
Matt, it is you to serve. One serving, zero.
Yes. You can't spike.
Doesn't go over.
One, one.
UK ties it up.
Let's get our rotation.
Rotate, rotate.
Connor, you're in the front right.
Connor, you're in the front right.
You were in the middle.
Yeah, you're in the front right now.
And then whoever just serves.
Zoya, Zoya, you're done.
There we go.
There's a rotate.
Love it.
It looks like they've never played volleyball before.
Outs.
Can I do server on this side?
Two, one!
Serves are too hot from our competitors so far.
Bear in mind, even if you lose, how many points you earn is important.
Ray to serve, he can't cross the line, let's see if he listened.
Two serving, one.
Ray with the ace.
It is now three serving one.
Ready to serve again.
Loyal calls for it, but the ball goes the wrong way.
It is four serving one.
It is looking rough for Team UK.
Team UK, good coms.
You guys got it, UK.
Ready to serve, four serving one, whenever you're ready, Ray.
A call for out from Conner makes Garnet shy away from the set.
Probably would have had a nice hit on it when he chose to listen to his teammate,
and this time it did him dirty. Five-one Ray still serving.
U.K. is not willing to be brave and step up.
It is six serving one.
Ray might just scunt the team himself.
Six to one.
Ray to serve.
Oh, it's huge, Dave!
Dave!
He's doing so much, but he can't do everything.
7 to 1, an amazing gig.
But not enough help for Team UK, and now it is game point.
Game point, ready to serve.
Can he seal the deal?
A high bunk, can Zoil get there?
Team UK scores one point.
How long ago was high school?
Three years ago.
Was that recent?
Three years ago.
I graduated 13 years ago.
Damn.
Who's the next team?
3G man.
3G.
Alright, give it up one more time for Team Worldwide.
They move on.
You guys, do you have next teams?
And we got another match coming up.
It will again be a first to eight.
Can we give it up?
Four teams!
Canada on
Team Canada come on in
And before I can even announce it they're going up against team USA
Don says, let me talk to you real quick, Austrian you've credited Jinxie with helping you through
your career.
He's a good friend of yours.
Yes.
Now you're going up against him.
I am.
Are you holding back?
I don't think I can afford to.
Like, listen, Jinxie is the only reason why I'm here today, honestly, but I'm going to
like we got it for Canada
Canada needs this they need it did they pick you or did you pick them?
I will say this is a very political charge game
Because it's your savers Canada that makes sense
If you don't say mine, I'm assuming you're not going for it. So please call it if we both go for the same bomb
You're highly upset. Who wants to serve first?
They're gonna serve first
When we get the point back, we're not rotating it.
No, you're good at that.
But, hey, we're going to respect that line?
Yeah, of course.
OK, we're going to make a line.
And we can return first, right?
Yes.
You see his fight?
Yeah, he can't fight.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, USA.
Give it up for Team USA, everybody!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
USA!
So who is in charge of picking Team Canada as the opponent?
Collectively.
What? Fixie, you put your hand up.
Uh, why Canada?
It's the debate between alumni in Canada
and then I played some people from alumni there.
Canada? I can't name one good volleyball player in Canada.
Let me just clarify for a moment.
Are you not friends with Dante's over there?
Yeah, I love him to death, but he's not a volleyball player.
Love you to death, kid. Your butt.
Yes.
Watch this. We will win this event.
I guarantee it.
Woo!
Guys, I need you to follow two rules for me.
Please, please, two rules.
Do not cross this line while serving.
I will fault you second one just rotate one it's your ball again. All right
Those are the only two rules I really care about guys. Let's have fun out there. Give it up for him
If you want to do a DAR call you can just let me know
It is one of dates your final today guys zero serving zero team USA to serve its Maori whenever you're ready
Champion last year, Mari back again.
And that was a long fault by Mari. Mari steps on the line.
It is ball for Canada.
I told you so clearly. I was so clear.
Mari, I said it so clearly.
Canada's ball.
They don't listen to me.
I say it so many times. I'm going crazy.
Just don't sip on the line, that's it!
That's all you have to do, bro!
Alright, you serve.
Bit of an ass-versed-but situation.
It is one-to-one off of two failed serves.
Tyler, one stepping up, having some tough words with a referee here.
Big bump from Agent, Sakur hits it over, Yonah receives it, Joe Bart hits it back, and they
What USA!
It's the first time in an action-future to watch a volleyball.
Let's keep it rolling!
Tyler Woda serves, 2-1.
That is in, 3-1.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
In, three to one.
Line is in, line is in, line is in, line is in.
Line is in, if it touches the line, it is in, it is in.
USA ball.
All right, Tyler, want to serve again, three to one.
That bump comes to Kerr off. It is 4-1. A little pressure mounting.
Tyler serve again. Still anyone's game.
Agent calls a good set. The code hits it over. Nice bump.
What the hell was that? Oh my God, it's alive! What is happening?
This is amazing! This is the greatest rally I've ever seen!
Holy shit!
The order of denial from Team Canada off of Jinxie's header.
I'm out of breath. It's 2-4.
Canada has a chance.
So Sakura, respect that line.
Respect that line. 2-4, Sakura to serve.
She was the top female and she was getting 20-25.
And it looks like 26 is a tougher year.
It happens.
Two serving five.
Joe Barton served.
Overhead serve by Joe Barton.
Nice ball fight agent gets it over.
Yonah bumps the bat.
Kacote with the puck.
Set it up for Agent.
Agent with the step.
Back to Kacote.
Kacote, the huge hit.
Joe Barton.
You know what I mean? It's a set that a great rally team Canada smart they played on their side before hitting it over the coke great
bomb beautiful it is three to five agent to serve agent to serve big surf from agent
goes to Tyler Tyler sets it over agent back here Martin to hit it over nice hit
by Martin Maury sets it back over agent sets it to cook cook bumps it over to
Tyler, Tyler, set the back.
And bad hit by Gontez.
It's going to give USA a point.
It is now 6-3.
Huge from Team USA.
Tyler won, coming up clutch there.
It is six serving free.
Yana to serve.
False.
Oh my god, what the fuck are you laying out?
We're just going to let a fight go just cool.
Good bump.
Agents, a bump over.
Joe Barth with a crazy kick.
And USA Renzi!
USA is on game point.
Point!
Yana hits it to agent, goes to Cacote,
bumps it back to agent, agent with the spike,
Tyler assert, now it's done!
Got to scream from a flush!
Team USA wins!
In three points for Team Canada means no place above UK,
but below Team Mexico, Team UK.
Excuse me, Team Canada.
You guys are out, but you have a tiebreaker,
So you need the next team to score less than me.
Guys, you played amazing out there.
That was a tough team.
They picked on you, but I think tomorrow you're going to come back stronger.
Thank you all very much, guys.
Canada on free.
Two, three, Canada!
Let's go talk to our Americans.
And I want to talk to the MVP.
Where's Tyler won?
Tyler, come over here, bro.
Give it up for Tyler 1 everybody!
I want to ask you bro, I want to ask you camera right here.
That was an amazing volleyball performance.
I want to ask you Tyler, are you down to hang out and stream some time?
No, no!
Talk about it after.
My bad, my bad.
Have you played volleyball in the past? Where have you come from?
PEE class, MPP, senior year.
How long ago was that?
13 years.
Wow, and you still got that dog in you?
I still got that dog in me!
Give it up for Tyler, everybody!
Come on!
Alright, we're moving to our next round.
It is going to be, guys, give it up if you want to win,
or you want to see team alumni win
or five from Streamer, you give it up for them.
I'm sensing a bit of quietness.
Is it because we want Team All-Star to win?
And favorites interesting. Oh my gosh
All right
Competitors it is same rules first to eight don't cross the line while serving
All right, I
Believe who picked who has an opponent here, you know
So they serve all right
Let's go to streamer you.
How it goes.
Alumni.
Two rules, guys.
When you're serving, don't cross that line.
Don't step on the line.
Are you looking at me?
Jason, the weed.
You have served four times in streamer game history.
You've never gotten it over the net.
You look gross.
Ah, gross.
You're kind of gross.
What was that in breakfast?
Let's feed.
All right.
Guys, remember the rotate, right?
When you get the ball back, you get the rotate.
We know that.
We'll be on the serve, right?
Only when you get it back.
Only when you get it when it's your turn to serve.
So, where y'all positioned right now?
Ha ha ha!
Hey, we're serving first yet.
You decided?
I, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, it's cool.
All right.
Uh, what else?
Yeah, I think it's for my competition.
Well, which one of you is serving?
What the hell was the dance then?
I know, sir.
We're serving.
What was any of that?
All right, y'all!
All-stars, y'all ready?
It's our final match of quarter-finals.
Also our final match that goes to eight
after this, we're going to go to 11.
All right, y'all.
We have alumni versus all-stars, zero serving, zero.
Fumi being when you are ready, you can serve.
You can serve by Fumi, go security.
Bones and Isewick, catch it over.
I spoke by Keen.
That comes, probably should have been Fumi's ball.
Sierra might have called him on,
he's doing back stuff,
but she was in a better position here.
Couldn't get the digging time.
It is one point for the All-Stars,
and it is K&B to serve.
One serving zero, it's served by Katie, step by Jason.
He tried to save it, but Jason's first set probably should have gone over the net for
a higher first team to get under it, it is 2-0.
Katie needs to serve again.
Good serve by Katie.
Over to War Joe, great call, but Jason needs to get there.
What the fuck?
3-0, Katie B to serve again, she's on a tear.
Underhand serve from Katie.
When he gets there.
Alright.
Ah, this is tough.
A great initial pump by Poo-Me-Bean, unfortunately the following hits weren't great.
Four serving zero, this could be our first skunk.
ADB to serve, Ice in her veins, Mr. Keen is playing center, uh-oh, team turmoil, team
turmoil, Keen blowing up at Jason, it is now five serving zero, they need to lock in, she's
He's about to serve, five servings, zero.
Bear in mind the tie breakers, how many points you got?
Good bump by Fumi, second Jason.
Jason bumps it back to Fumi.
Fumi just suffocates it into the ground.
Jason, did it over the nut, bro.
What are we doing?
Six, zero.
It is six servings, zero.
KDB to serve.
This would be huge for Team UK.
Good bump by Fumi again, as always.
Bumps to nobody.
Fumi tries to dig.
What is Jason DeLeen doing?
Jason!
Hey, who wants the rain?
Who wants the rain?
Guys, give it up for Katie B!
She's on game point.
She could skunk the alumni
If she aces this serve,
when he bumps it over,
should he bump it back over?
Bumped over by Kierrow, sent up for Nicewood,
Nicewood gets it over, Nice hit by Keen,
K-82 team, long not there in time.
They may be down, but they are not out.
The alumni have a point on the board.
Team UK, you are praying they don't say
score another so you win the tiebreaker it is Kiara pleased to serve one source
one serving seven one serving seven Kiara pleased to serve game point team all
stars I serve one by QT out of bounds
With this key to comeback, it is now two serving seven.
Kiara pleased to serve again.
She could break the tiebreaker with the UK if they make this point.
Good serve.
That is fully in bounds.
Very good serve, three to seven.
UK, I am sorry, you are in last place now.
Streamer, you may be making a comeback.
Rita Seven, Kiera, please to serve.
Great serve by Kiera, goes to wrong.
Ron sets it up in nice.
Set over to wardrobe.
Sky subtracts.
Ron to Maya.
Maya points it over.
Great pump by Fumi.
Jason, what are you doing?
Jason, what are you doing?
Jason, do we need more?
I made the victory plan!
A scary moment, but Ron, you came up where it mattered.
I had that.
Ron, there was a moment, Ron, where you threw for your team.
You guys almost skunked and you threw, but what happened at the end?
Bro, you saw what I did. I did everything for the team, but I love the team, man.
Let's get some more stars, yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hi, we're moving on to our semi-finals matches.
Guys, everything is going to run the exactly same with the exception.
Yeah!
We are now playing to 11.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, here's the deal.
Team France only has four players.
They have injury.
injury. So you have to sub somebody out. They can sub in if you would like.
Someone has to start out. They can sub in. But when they, listen, when they sub in, if they sub in,
they have to go here. All right.
You just have to call it. You just have to say, when it's your serve, just say we're subbing it.
it. Only on your serve though. On your team serve. What's your team's turn to serve?
All right. Just for context with Ninja on team transfer, four before here, same rules
that will apply outside of that. They're going to do rock, paper, scissors for first serve.
Team captains, team captains!
Who are my team captains?
All right, Selbit, you're gonna do rock, paper, scissors,
okay?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
We're doing best of one.
The winner team gets to serve, okay?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Ah!
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
We're doing it different in France.
No shooting in France, that's an American thing.
Are y'all ready?
Rock, paper, scissor, shoot!
Okay, you got it.
That is a win for Team France. Would you like to serve?
Yes.
All right. Team France is going to serve. Give it up for France, everybody.
Okay.
Bonjour, Onze.
Onze game par deux.
Just go onze game par deux.
Attention!
Guys, we're playing to eleven now.
International.
We're playing to eleven.
We're playing to eleven, not eights.
A little more drama.
All right, it is zero, serving zero.
Tsukuda serve.
Good serve, goes to Matt, Matt bumps it up, Ray.
Get there, pad, hit by Ray.
Left hand is higher up than the right.
That will be one point for Team France.
France to serve, one serving zero.
One serving, zero, set back over, hats up, punch it over, double hit by Joe Well there.
It is now one serving one and give it up for the ace himself.
We got Asian boy Ray up to serve.
I scored, I believe, seven points straight in the quarterfinal match.
Let's see how he does in the semifinals.
One serving one, ready to serve.
I don't know what that jump was.
I think he just baited his teammate, but it is now two serving one.
Ray keeping the hot streak alive.
Two serving one, ready to serve.
Good serve goes to Machlion, bumps it over to Matt.
Out of bounds, great call, that is out.
Three serving one now, Ray keeping the streak alive.
Ray,
crashing balls, nice shot, all right.
Two serving three, Francis serve now.
Two serving three, it is Marianne to serve, watch,
Marianne hits it over.
Set by Enzo, would bump on that, doesn't get over.
A good effort by Nat, I really love to see it,
didn't go her way.
Three to three, tie game, not the end to serve again.
Rance needs some points, doesn't get over.
That is a point for team worldwide,
it is four serving three, they have to rotate.
Ray, you're over here, walk wise, Ray, Ray, you're over here in the back corner, back
corner.
We're called final.
Out of bounds.
Now it is 4, 4 team France.
You rotate clockwise.
So where were you last?
Were you there?
Were you there?
Then you're there.
And then you're suddenly there.
Sorry, I just had to clarify the rotations.
Alright, we're good.
4-4, France to serve.
Oh, stepped on the line.
That is a point for Team Worldwide, yes.
How many times have I plugged up the line at this point?
I feel like I'm going crazy.
The only rule, like the only one we're counting,
I even allow you to carry.
At the serve, five serving four.
One pun about the end.
Spike by Red.
Joel to...
Not a bad idea from Enzo, but too hard, too low.
Team can't get there.
It is now five serving five, Joelle to serve.
We are playing to 11.
We're playing to 11 now.
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole.
Double hit by Enzo Point, France.
It is now six serving five.
And we have another folks, Joe Well steps in the line, six servings, six World Lines
ball, yes.
It was on the line, that is a point for World Lines and it is your serve.
All right, it can't be Ray's serve.
It can't be Ray's serve.
Got a rotate.
Felt it to serve, six serving, six.
Out of bounds.
Now six serving, seven.
Tsukuda serve.
So far, three back to back to back failed serves.
These teams are gifting points to each other.
Tsukuyi, good serve.
Nat, called for the ball, but tried to bump it over.
Probably should have bumped it to a teammate.
Slowed it down a little bit.
It is now eighth serving six.
Tsukuyi to serve again.
Selbit not in the right place.
At the right time, hit you with the shoulder, it is nine serving six.
It is first to 11, things are getting dire.
Oh, and it's bad, calms. Probably should have been raised ball who was there from the bump.
That goes for an over the hand, I don't even know what.
It is now game point for Team France.
Can I hear a little pitter-patter?
Oh my God. DG, D-France wins!
That was awesome.
We're going to do a third play catch-up.
And Team France needed this. They were in second to last overall in this competition,
but they did amazing fourth place at the Cracestack. They're now going to be in the finals for
Volleyball.
Who are my team captains?
Can I get my team captains?
Who are my captains? Katie B.
Taylor, come on over Katie.
Alright.
I want a clean game first to 11 respect the serving line okay and to find out who will
serve first I want a clean game of rock paper scissors rock paper scissors shoot on shoot
best of one best of one rock paper scissors shoot that is a win by KDB
hold up question by Joe Bart if we win point we don't rotate yes all right
guys it's first to 11 first to 11 winner goes to the finals loser plays the
third place match. Give it up if you want Team USA to win.
Alright, okay. Now let me hear it if you want the All Stars to win.
We have KDB up first, almost shut out in quarterfinals. KDB serve when you're
ready, zero serving zero.
All right, it is one serving zero, TNUSA to serve. Lot of game left.
Maury to serve. She was a great server in the quarterfinals. Cutie bumps it over.
Joe Bartz received. Hitted to Tyler. Tyler sets it over.
Spike got a nice wig! And they're going to get the ball back one to one.
Nice wig with a spike and nice wig to serve.
Maybe our first spike of the day.
Katie.
Trying to figure out the organization.
We have it.
All right, it is one serving one.
Bump over by Joe.
Bump back over by Night's Wake.
Hatter by Jamesy.
Set to KDD.
KDD bumps it over.
I can't believe that works.
What the actual hell was that?
He absolutely can use his head.
That is a point for Team USA. USA is up 2-1.
It is Yana to serve.
Does not get across the net, points all stars.
It is now 2-serving 2.
Go on, you're fine.
2 serving 2, QT Cinderella to serve.
Doesn't get over.
This serve by the All Stars gives a point to team USA.
It is 3 serving 2.
It is Jynxie to serve.
She serves it close to cutie in is the call
It is for serving to you guys can use your VAR but you get one
No challenge by the All-Stars, it is Jinxie to serve for serving two.
No chance in the crowd.
Think about pressure. Can form a diamond?
Or you can crumble beneath it.
Jinxie with a failed serve gives not only a point, but the ball to Team All-Stars.
It is three serving four.
And a lot of people think Ron isn't good at volleyball.
But they don't know how stable he can be.
A little bit of ego from Jinxie there, goes for the header, it whiffs bad, Rod ties it
up, four serving four, the all-stars not back in this game.
Rod's got to watch the line though, good serve by Rod, Jinxie uses his hands, and for the
first time I understand why he was using his head, what the hell was that?
serving four, Ron with two points straight. Ron, still serving.
Spike by Nice Wing!
To give three straight points to the All-Stars.
What good is a shooter without a clip?
Set up by Tyler, both of them by Katie, go see Donna, over the seams, over the net.
You can't give them the ball that close to the net.
It's a spike every single time, seven serving four.
All stars are on a tear.
Seven is seven serving four, yep.
Stavornalva with the serve.
And there was not a word spoken.
It was museum quiet right there.
Some harsh words shot out by Joe Bartz, who's teammates.
He said before this event, volleyball is where he'd get a little competitive.
Seems like that turned out to be true.
8 serving 4, Ron towards the 600 row.
Ahri sets it over.
And it's raining out here by Tyler to get the dig,
but he spikes by Niswig.
Seems to be too much to handle.
There's no rocking happening by Team USA.
Jobar has hops.
He could get up there.
Now 9 serving 4, USA chance gone alive.
He sets it over, Katie with the bump, Tyler with the set.
Great hit by Joe, keeping it alive, but way too far out of bounds for his team to reach.
It was a decent effort by Team USA, but as it stands right now, we are on game point.
Stable Ronaldo won away from being the hero for the All-Stars.
There's a bullet in that lip!
Stay with the logo!
What?
What?
What?
Everyone was saying I can't do it!
Ron, you are in the finals, you scored eight straight points, a lot of people were sleeping
on you, they said you were going to be cared by your team, I think you proved them wrong.
What do you want to say to all the haters out there, Ron?
Hey, bro, um, haters are your motivators at the table with dinner with success.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
I like that.
We're the All Stars, everybody.
All right, Team USA, guys.
We got another match.
It's time for your third place match.
You're going to be going up against Team Worldwide.
Team Worldwide, can you come over here?
Come on over here, Team Worldwide.
Selbit, let me get you.
Let's do our rock, paper, scissors shoot.
Come up, I guess.
We're finding out.
Who's the captain?
Who's captain?
Go.
All right, y'all, on shoots.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
And that's serve for Team Worldwide.
Get your set up that you would like to get a ball.
You guys will start with a serve.
Figure out your positions.
This is our third place match.
Team All-Star real quick, it's 4v4 in the finals.
Team France has an injury, so you have to figure out who you want to bench.
They can't sub in, but you just have to figure out who you want to start with.
4v4 initially.
Alright guys, 0-sterving-0, it's our third place match.
Before we jump in, give it up if you want team worldwide to win.
And who wants Team USA to win?
Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
I'm hearing that you won Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Did you win?
Oh, then they get to serve first.
Not bad.
That's on me.
That comes.
No, no, that's on me.
Not bad.
No, no, that's on me. My bad. Team USA's first to serve. It'll be Joe Garg. Give it up for Joe Garg.
Thank you, Jack. WRAP.
First to 11. It is win by two, and we're having a swap before the match.
Mari will be the first to serve. She had a mean serve in the quarterfinals. Zero serving zero.
and it's not enough. It will be point and ball for worldwide so early easy to
come back from this one serving zero ready to serve
serves over that is in vows to serving zero Ray picking up where he left off
I believe there are now 11 points to Team Worldwide for Ray Serves.
That is out of bounds. Point to USA. Serve for Joe Bart.
One serving two.
Joe with the overhand.
What the hell?
Enzo jumps out of place, hits it over the head of Ray, Ray tries to stay with his foot, not enough.
It is now two serving two, Joe Bart to serve again.
Joe Bart with his second serve, overhand again.
It's a tenet, now with the bump. Is that enough? It is not.
Narrow!
Three serving two, miscommunication from worldwide. Enzo, caught, and that can hit it twice in a row.
and not in a hit of volleyball.
Joe Mark with his third serve.
Hits it to Enzo, sets it up.
Bad calm, Selbik called knee, but I'm not ready for it anyway.
It is out of the balance, it is four, serving two.
Joe is on fire, the third place.
He's looking nice so far for USA.
Bring him in, serve again, goes to the back line.
They look to bump over.
A lot of leaders in the U.S. Bay, but not a single word.
No comms, because no hits.
Point for Team Worldwide, it is 3 serving 4, Matt to serve.
3 serving 4 here.
Not enough.
3 serving 5, USA's ball, Tyler wants to serve.
Tyler with a hero in his early match with all the serves.
See what he does here.
Goes to that, and that with the bump.
Set up, not enough.
And good assurance by James C.
That is a point from USA.
That did not go over.
It is three serving six.
It didn't go over.
It didn't go over. It was on this side.
Six serving three.
Tyler with a walk-up, goes to Enzo, Enzo sets it over. Not enough again. Too much hesitant from
Team World Wide, nobody is stepping up to the net, they just assume it'll go over.
There's a little force to get there, 7 serving 3, Tyler to serve, goes to Selbit,
Selbit sets it backwards, Enzo's there, it's an overpriced by Enzo. Point for Team World Wide,
Four serving seven, Enzo to serve.
And that is point for Team USA, Enzo you stepped over the line.
We have had one rule the whole time, it's his fault, I don't, I don't.
We have literally one rule.
Eight serving four, takes it to serve.
Out of bounds, ball back to World Wide.
It is now five serving eighths, Elbow to serve.
Like the only rule I have, I like literally won.
Ah, serving eighths, Elbow to serve.
Head over by Joe, ready with the attendance pike.
Head over by Joe, outs.
Six serving eight.
Worldwide fill as a chance, we're going to 11, win by 2.
Selbik to serve again.
Served over, Mario with the hit.
Drew an adaptation by Tyler.
Weird hit by Enzo.
And now it is 9-6.
We are back to the top of the order.
Yana to serve now.
Yana hits it over, Ray with the set.
Joe Hintzikak, seven with a miss.
Chest goes over his head.
And now we are in game point for Team USA.
Yana can seal the deal with this serve.
Goes to right.
They're looking out. And that's game!
Fourth plus Team Worldwide, third plus Team USA.
Joe, can I talk to you for a moment, Joe?
Joe, you said this would be the sport you got the most heated in.
And I think it's fair to say you got a little heated.
What made you upset?
Somebody's running.
Oh.
Yeah.
I got a little annoyed.
I think this is a game that gets very aggravating.
I think my team did fine.
the only thing I was upset about was the match against the All-Stars lack of
ponds you know there's two people ready for the ball and we're just standing
like you got I was telling them I said I'd rather two people go for it than no
one so talk to me now that you end third place are you happy yeah I think
that's fine I like third place I'm not upset with I think tomorrow we we got a
lot of games that we're gonna perform in and you know we'll climb up the rank
ladder I love to hear we always got tomorrow give it up for Joe Barton USA
everybody. All right y'all it is time for our final game of the night thank you
everyone for watching in person I appreciate this crowd has been amazing.
Thank you to everyone who is watching online it all ends here can I get the
Captains for France and USA up where are my captains captains
So before we jump in I want to ask you Katie
Francis down a member they have an injury so this has to be a 4v4
Who are you starting off the team right now?
Maya okay, all right interesting to know and you guys are down a player
you're also close to last so you need this win. Is that stressful? Are you
gonna be able to handle that stress? Stay calm and you'll win. I love to hear it.
You guys, our final match, same deal. First to 11, win by two, watch out for the line
and have fun. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot to see who serves first. Rock, paper,
Scissors shoot that is a win by team France. Would you like to serve? All right, friends gonna start with the ball
It's on up throughout the night I've noticed but I think they'll lose
To the second chance give it up. You want all stars to win
It is zero, serving zero, Tsuku to serve, 4v4 volleyball, nicely sets it back to Tsuku,
Tsuku sets it back over, nicely ripped the spike, ref call, that is ref call, what's
You're calling out of bounds.
Ref calling out of bounds.
All starts out.
Yes, it's out, so France got the points.
Does France want to use your, do you want to use your VAR?
You can use your VAR.
And to end of the day, you might as well.
If it touches the line, it's in.
I'm just saying, they get to use their VAR if they want.
Katie or the captain, are you using it or not?
No, VAR!
They'll have the chance.
It is one serving zero.
French team to serve.
Tsuku, when you're ready.
Those over to Nicewood, Nicewood sets it back over to Tsuku.
Same as round one.
Otsukide, he bumps it back to Tsuki. Tsuki sets it over again.
Kini with the bump. Nice, he put it over. Back to Tsuki.
He's soloing this. There's a 1-4 right now for Tsuki. Sets it again.
Tsuki, how much can he do?
Not the end with the bump.
And a bad play by Joelle. He could have hit that over,
but at least to his team, he did not need to catch that ball.
And it's still a live ball.
And it looks like we got that clip here to serve. 1-7-1.
Ball with the serve, right serve, nobody ready!
Be on the toes, not the heels, toes not the heels.
It is two serving one, Ron to serve again.
Screen, patches, Ron to the back step, serve, it goes over.
Set up, white pass up, set up, plays the well, set over, white suku.
I should get it back to France, super returns.
Junior with the ball, great ball.
Thanks, Spike. Spike by Nice Lake.
And a really great rally.
Unfortunately, Ron had his hand on his hips watching.
They teach you when you play volleyball,
be ready for the ball.
If you look at Ron here, the hands are by his side.
Put it in bump formation too late.
It is team Francis Erd, team Francis Erd, too cool.
All right, it is two serving two.
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, sorry.
Substitution by team All-Stars. Substitution.
All right, two serving two.
Francis Erd, Maya Higa on, replacing stable Ronaldo.
That is out of bounds, it's Tyler 1. 3 serving 2, KDB to serve. KDB had a great time serving in the quarters, messed up the serve in the semis, and she got redemption in the finals.
Lee's serving two.
And to translate the problems, have to haul the ball for her teammate, a volleyball
faux pas.
Offer something off your teammate, it is now four serving two.
And ADB to serve again.
Ah, no, no, no!
You have to stay in the same spot.
You have to stay.
You are the one that has to stay.
They were out of rotation, they tried to switch their tall people to the front,
I'm telling them they got a key rotation here, they're not serving.
Sorry about that, we are good, we are good, it is four serving two, KDB to serve.
KDB with a hit, good pump by Katzak, doesn't go over the line though.
His flat foot in French people don't get points.
Five serving two, KDB to serve again.
Set by Supu, he has his team on his back, get over by Cutie.
That's a ref call.
One second, one second, I just got him.
I'm gonna go past.
Pass me, pass me, pass me.
I don't know. I don't give me a second. I'm waiting to be trapped.
Alright! The golf is in!
Redo the serve!
I didn't know what to do.
Five serving two.
KDB still the serve.
Still All-Stars ball.
Bumped up by Matt Leanne.
Ball don't lie.
Six serving two.
KDB to serve again.
Team France get ready.
Six serving two.
Six serving two.
Suku tries to come in, Joel with the hit over.
High with the bump, nice win with the set over.
Goes to the back line, step by catch up, set over by Suku.
David bumps it back.
Suku sets it back.
He gives a dig.
It's a huge break up.
David leads into the short moment.
What a dig to get low, to hit it over,
and to keep the rally alive.
She's phenomenal.
It is 7 serving 2, KDP, it is still your serve.
Out, it is 7 serving 3, excuse me, 3 serving 7, French ball, your serve.
French ball, 3 serving 7, the ball is out.
I'm at the end to serve, watch your linea!
Kani with the bump keeps it alive, set by Katz up, good hit by Tsuku, bumped over by
Maya.
Tsuku is a one man army, great one by Matlian.
Oh my god, how can he do it all?
Tsuku has to have!
of the four points is handed every single one for team France it's a miracle
to watch this guy it is four serving seven still Francis serve all stars
chant coming to the crowd good serve set over by nice way and with a bump Judy
He calls it saved, that is a fair ball, set by Katz.
That's legal.
France was confused whether the ball was out
because they hit the net.
It is totally legal to hit it as long as it's under the floor.
And that was also three hits.
It's fine if it's off the net.
It is eight serving four all-star serve.
Oh, he just vaulted right out?
All right, fault by Night's Wig, it is French ball, five serving eight.
Five serving eight.
He's having really only got one roll. Big stone cross the line. Everything else,
as long as it looks cool, I don't care. Five serving eight.
Good serve goes to Katie, out of bounds, six serving eights, Krantz needs these points,
they are close to last place in this competition.
It is six serving eight, that's up to serve.
Out of bounds, all starts to serve.
Six serving nine.
Six serving nine, Cutie's in the relative serve.
It's nine serving six, two points away from locking the stuff.
And a miss serve by Cutie is going to give another chance to the Frenchies.
It is seven serving nine, and it is the hero France themselves, Tsuku, in the serving position.
They've been behind this whole game.
They need to come up big.
Seven serving nine.
And it might be too much to bear.
We are on game point!
Seven for France.
Ten for the All-Stars.
And it's the hero, Craystack Maya Higa, who can close it up.
And it's a false.
The lights are bright here at Streamer Games, fold by Timo Star's point for the French and serve for the French.
We got one rule. It is eight serving ten. It's allowed to serve.
And that's game!
All stars, can I talk to you real quick?
Guys, what an end to the day.
It was a rough start.
You guys started bottom half, but you go back to back first place.
Coming into tomorrow, that's the momentum how y'all feel it.
Yes!
Can I ask, why did you guys bench Ron?
I could only serve.
I don't know how to do anything besides serve.
So you had it planned, Ron will serve, then we swap him out.
And that worked out.
I would pray sportsmanship by the French.
Give it up for the French, everybody.
Jouen!
Actually, Suku.
Suku, come over here.
You gave it up for Tsuku!
You played amazing.
Thank you.
Do you play volleyball?
No.
What's your main sports?
Sleeping, I guess.
Sleeping like sleeping?
Sleeping, yeah.
Like, did you play any sports in high school?
Yeah, ten years of basketball.
Basketball?
Yeah, I used to be a professional player.
I played in college.
Really?
You have to do one day one.
Oh, I'm busy.
How do you feel going into tomorrow? Fourth place, second place?
We are going to win all of the games, guys, all of the games, because the public is with us.
Thank you, thank you, guys, thank you, thank you so much for being here.
All right, Gigi, well played. Guys, that was our last game here at Streamer Games,
to everybody who stayed after. Thank you so much, I appreciate it.
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And now it's time to see where we're at.
Where's the scores at?
What's going to happen tomorrow?
Pete, Salam, take it away, y'all.
Un-be-lievable, the bright Saturday night lights, folly ball, action, hearts beating,
and worldwide finds themselves at the top of the leaderboard.
My god, it happened.
38 points for team worldwide, team All-Stars, not a shocker with 32, team Mexico saw the
lead third, slime, thoughts, take us home.
I just can't believe that the UK is swimming in the bottom of the ocean.
You can't believe you're goddamn right I can.
They're trash, they're making me upset.
What is wrong?
I can't stop my bitch.
Because these are my friends.
That's true, yeah, you do have the closest connection to at least two of the guys on the UK team,
but I mean honestly that was an electric grand final, it's not a grand final,
it's just a final of the single elimination bracket for volleyball.
A lot of line stepping. What is the problem? It can't be that hard. Am I crazy?
You know, it's Ludwig can only repeat the rules so many times and we can only tell you guys so many times that tomorrow is going to be the decisive day.
We're not done here. We've not stepped over any lines. We are going to go to the finish, but I want you to know this.
France, alumni, USA, they're not out of it. We have a bunch of...UK's out.
There's a bunch of games tomorrow. There's going to be some of your favorite streamers coming back to claim what is rightfully theirs
You know, I do wonder any math heads in the chat and there is and I'm gonna say it because I'm gonna get controversial and just say
I want to hear this
dispute among what the score was
And chat was talking about it for a while and I'm not gonna let their voices just be silence
No, imagine what we just made up a rule and said this hundred meter dash. There was no false stars
Imagine something like that happened.
There's Lee and Spica.
It's all going to become crystal clear tomorrow, OK?
The ronds of today will be rided by the athletes
because they've got a whole other day
to try to win this back.
And honestly, from the crew up here,
it's been awesome co-commentating with you.
It's been a wonderful crowd out there
to have stayed overtime.
And you guys deserve to give a round of applause.
Oh, they're just getting autographs from there.
OK.
Yeah.
It's their cookie time.
They spent a lot of time in the sun to get their cookie.
and their cookie is a little signature
from whoever they like to watch.
So tomorrow, this is scheduled for tomorrow,
it's gonna be a Cuba toss, which is a 45 pound
cumston cube, very insane to hold.
Bowl writing, half and half, which is an ingredient,
I don't know what that is.
Dodgeball, Simon says, which is a classic,
I think we're having Simon says, the guy.
He's back, baby.
He's back.
And a football shootout.
That's for those English speaking from the Americas,
we're talking soccer, so it'll be a PK shootout.
also from the americas not that kind
anyway guys
we're going to uh... we're gonna close the show out he was very nervous i think
he did great i was a pleasure to share the commentary desk with him
it's great we'll be back here tomorrow as well
so get some sleep get some rest get some snacks for tomorrow day two of
streamer game starts
in like twelve hours see that
it's gonna be awesome thanks guys
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