Hello everybody, welcome back to Streamer Games!
What is up, guys, we are back, and I have amazing news.
It is one degree cooler today.
We are live again in sunny Los Angeles, California with eight teams who all have a chance,
almost all have a chance of winning gold here at Streamer Games 2026.
Today is going to go very similarly to yesterday.
We got three games, a half-time show, and then three more games.
Before we dive in, you guys, hey, take care of yourselves today.
Hydrate!
Who's got sunscreen on?
Okay, and if somebody in the crowd is screaming really crazily and it's bothering you, you
can just ask them quietly to not do that.
That's okay.
You have that power.
You have power today, you all.
It's been a great crowd.
You guys have been great.
You guys are doing great.
I'm going to go out on my, whoa!
He's been sizing me up all night.
Tough guy.
Not as effective over here.
Another attempt at floor farming.
Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.
So anyway guys, it is day two of Streamer Games.
Today we are going to crown our bronze, our silver,
and our gold, as well as the rest of the standings
amongst our eight teams.
We have our first game, which will be coming up
in a bit, Cuba toss, followed by bull ride,
half and half, half time show, dodge ball.
Everybody's favorite, Simon says,
and then finally, the decider of everything,
PK shootout.
Now, to cover exactly what happened yesterday,
who the favorites are coming into today,
and who might shake things up.
We got our casters, give it up for Slime and Pete.
We'll be breaking it down.
Slime Pete, how y'all doing?
We're doing great, love.
Thanks for sending it back up to us.
And ladies and gentlemen, welcome to day two
of the Streamer Games.
Global bragging rights are on the line,
and today a champion will be crowned.
I'm Peter, and I'm joined by my good friend Slime.
Slime, what are we looking for in today's action?
Big day, Peter.
It's a big day for really the world itself.
It's on the line.
The world's pride is at stake.
And if we could flip the standings,
I want to look at them again, because there's
a lot of shake-ups, right?
No one really expected France to kind of dip and turn
and bob and weave, but they did.
Today is a much more athletic day.
Yes, and there's many, many more team games.
So everybody's going to have to pull their weight.
And we're going to have the scores shown here in a minute
to give you guys some insights into who is in first
and the UK is in last.
But anywhere else in between that,
you can still win this thing.
Yeah, now the big question really is, it's competitive.
It's a very competitive chart, but you can see it right here.
Is it competitive or the last place?
That's the big question.
I think that's one of the more interesting questions we can ask ourselves.
Can C-Dog and his big dumper and guard and friends and everybody, can they come back?
But if you're looking at it right now, in first place, all eyes are on team worldwide with 38 points.
The All-Stars, no surprise there, 32 in seconds.
Mexico, El Tri with 28 points.
right behind them by just the point is Canada and the United States. So the host countries from
the World Cup are all within one point. Then you have the Streamer University alumni, your team,
France, and then, oh my god, the United Kingdom. Can I just say, I feel bad for Lady Violet and
Tenshi. I feel like they came here. Yeah, let's do this. I want to play games and I want to win.
I want to have a competitive day and they got garrant in corner and soil even though it's a little bit great
He did his full chairs and he actually showed up for his team, but what?
But garrant did during the crate stacking yesterday baffled our greatest minds, you know, I like the strategy
I talked to garrant earlier today. He's not living in the past
He's ready to move forward and block some shots in the penalty kicks listen guys today
The stars are going to be out. I want to hear from the crowd. You guys are number one in my hearts
But let's give it up to some of our radiant leaders. We've got stable Ronaldo
We've got
Boy, Lortrop, Jameson, Arke, Joe freaking Bart, KB, Denshi, and more.
Ready to win or lose this entire event.
Can I ask what made you select those names?
I went down a center line on the sheet that was handed.
Really?
Yeah, I kind of just was, and I just, my favorite streamer.
Whatever they were, they were your favorite.
What do you love about Joe Bart?
Joe Bart?
What do you love about his streams?
Tell me.
Hey, listen, I just talked to Joe.
Listen to me. I'm gonna raise all of the Americans up. They're gonna match my
intensity. I haven't been in America for 15 years. I'm moving back because I
believe in him. You know he was on the field today and he was moggin. He was
just kind of walking around shirt over the shoulder. I told Christian you guys
might know Christian from Streamer University because he was Ludwig's TA.
Christian is at the office at Mogul Moves. He's our resident Jim Ratt. He's
He's getting an amazing amount of mass in the past year.
I said, because you got to pop that shit.
We got to do something about this.
And Christian, look at it.
He's like, I can't.
Looking at Joe Barrett, he says, I can't do it, man.
He's got me.
I'll tell you what, if UK makes a comeback,
we will take our shirts off up here in the commentators desk.
We're excited.
Don't play with me, bro.
We are ready to go.
You act like you won't.
Guys, I'll do it right now.
Let's pause.
So we have all the games coming up.
There are six activities that we are going
to be sharing with you.
Ludd's gonna be calling a lot of the action.
We're gonna be on standby recapping the scores
and getting you guys the updates.
It is anybody's game.
Now, the very first game that we're playing today
is a game of muscle, it is a game of skill.
It's a returning game, it is the Cupid toss.
Have you touched this cube?
I have.
It is a 45 pound tungsten cube,
which is about, I think, six inches on all sides.
It's unbelievable because it's so heavy.
There's a test whether or not you can pick it up
from the ground with one hand itself.
very strange and I was talking to a twall who was obviously you know talking
about the French team a lot of talking to him today for one he plays Street Fighter
and he plays Ken he's actually pretty good he got the high master I learned this
about a twall I couldn't love him more but he was also saying he's like in a
French accent no I'll go for it go for it you can rip it because we are no
ethnic we as a boys I think we can just as well as it give and he is very
confident that so I'm actually eager to see I think they're gonna have Joel do
It's gigantic. Yes, they're gonna have to just pick that shit up. Oh
Heated the great thing is is that if you are here to see some of our our strongest
Competitors there is absolutely no better game than the Cuber toss the rules are simple one player per team
It's a distance competition players will throw a dense tungsten cube as far as they can
Hubert's final resting place is the distance measured.
The best throw of two attempts is the final score.
It's tough, man. You know what? Let me look up really quick how much a shot put weighs.
Because we did that for one of those, uh, public videos.
Okay, that's really cool.
It doesn't work. I'm gonna put them in. Listen, I can just make this shit up.
Shot put weighs 37 pounds.
It's 16 pounds, this countercube is three times the weight of what Olympics throw at
a distance.
So we're going to go down to Lubbock on the field and see how far these guys can actually
throw.
All right, everybody, it is time for Kuber toss.
Now we did this event year one, and we used a 45 pound cube this year.
We've gone a little bit smaller.
We have Cuba Jr. It's a 3-inch, 18-pound cube.
All right, just for everyone watching,
so you understand the rules at home,
so you don't get mad.
They have to be in the circle the entire time.
Then they throw the cube, okay, whatever strat they want,
as long as they don't put other people at risk.
And then in the follow-through, after you throw,
you cannot step over.
That's a fault, you lose your turn.
Every competitor gets two turns.
We're going to find the farthest throw that you threw, and then it's just a measure of
distance.
All right!
We have our eight competitors, and give it up for our first thrower, Asian Boy Ray, during
her first place team international.
All right, are you ready?
You understand the rules?
Yeah.
We're back up, he's scaring me.
All right, where it landed, where it landed.
Now, just to be clear, the marker is where it landed,
not where it rolls.
Where it landed, not where it rolls.
So this is where it landed.
We're getting the official measurement right now, Stanzi.
Five point one seven.
Five point one seven meters.
First start right, give it up for right.
Yeah.
Should we slide this over?
All right, who's up next?
Yeah, yeah, but he goes back in the order, he got some time.
He's talking to his Twitch chat right now.
Well, we got our next thrower, I think it's going to be a little bit farther.
It's the champion of the last cupertas, give it up for nice win from the All-Stars.
You know how this works.
Step over.
That's in, that's in, that's in.
So you might notice it's measured from the center there.
So you do get a bit farther out when it goes to the side, but it has to be within the lines.
This did stay within the lines.
Our final measurement.
6.51.
6.51, we have a new first place.
New first place.
All right.
Oh, this is a workout, just picking it up.
6.51 meters.
Who's up next?
Third place team.
Give it up for Danny Banz.
You know the rules?
All right, good luck, Danny.
I'm mostly...
I'm just gonna use that.
Let's use that shuffling.
It goes for the wands.
It kind of launches that shit.
My God!
It's easy first place,
but we're gonna have to see what the number was.
You can see here's the marker.
It's the first place.
There's the marker for nice win.
There's the marker for Danny.
7.83 meters by Danny's hands.
Damn, that's far.
Looked like Danny are 24 feet.
He did a no step up too.
He just turned the body.
All right, come on up next competitor from Team Canada.
We got Dantes.
So you're a lefty.
What?
You said you're kind of a lefty?
Yeah, it depends on what I'm doing.
You okay?
I'm not getting it.
Okay, good throw.
Kept it in bounds.
Didn't step over.
Now, although this looks like it's ahead of the worldwide line, the measurement is all
that matters.
to get to head of the worldwide line.
The measurement is all that matters.
Six point six seven.
Six point six seven!
Which I believe does beat out six point five one.
We'll have to confirm that a little bit later.
Replay here, lefty throw.
I have to get the cube.
I forgot about that.
We're gonna have to see how that stacks up.
First place still Danny Bands though.
that's crazy and next up give it up for team USA's Tyler one
big talk it's easy what's the goal here Tyler get eight I'm trying to get eight
you do everyone stay in the circle don't step over
That is a fault for Tyler, stepped on it, you're not a lot of step on it or over, you've
got to stay within the circle, which we did say beforehand, Tyler does get another throw,
but that first throw will not count, it would have been good enough for second place, that
First throw will not count.
All right.
Next up, he's been calling himself Fanos.
It's Joelle from Frickin' Give It Up.
Yeah!
Now, obviously, Joelle is very strong,
because he has the technique to be able to throw it far.
Oh, my god.
What?
You didn't even, you didn't even throw it correctly.
That's a wrong flag, wrong flag, wrong flag.
French flag, French flag.
Don't show them.
Cheating a little bit.
8.21.
8.21, it's a new record.
8.21 is a new record, Team France is now in first.
Let's take a look at the replay here.
He keeps the feet in the lines, doesn't step over.
Gets it just above the flag from Mexico and Danny Vance.
We still have a couple more throwers and just to be clear,
everyone gets to throw again.
Everyone does get a second throw to improve their time,
or improve their distance.
And we'll take the best one so if you mess up your second one, the person's better. That's fine
But for people like Tyler
And make sure you secure the second row
Now you might have noticed it's been a lot of men, but we got a girl seven doesn't play we got food me bean
All right, here you go
2.62.
Well currently beating Tyler won because it is a legal throw on the board.
All right, and next up, we got Zoyle with Team UK.
The UK needs some points, sadly.
Zoyle and the air monarchs stepping up, going for a turn.
Quick throw by Zoyle.
Let's see where it ends here.
It's going to be good enough to beat at least one.
Two, we'll see what else.
5.6 meters, final distance.
So we'll take a look at our current leaderboard.
We have 8.21 Joelle from France in first.
But now every competitor has a chance to improve their distance.
Ray is currently sitting, I believe, in sixth place.
Little replay of Zoyle.
Maybe it goes for another step.
This step might not hurt there.
All right.
Ray, you're currently in sixth place.
You're in sixth place.
Are you trying to improve it?
All right, let's see it right
So he's he's thinking about running and then doing a granny style. I don't know what he thinks
What what did the running do there the running?
Selbit trying to give him some advice
So that's a great throw. That's a great throw. That's a clean improvement. I believe
It's an interesting form. I don't know if it's enough to beat the UK.
5.32 final measurement for Asian Boy Ray. Give it up for Team International.
That will not improve their placement, but it'll make it harder for Tyler or Fumi to beat it.
Next up, give it up, one more time for Nicewig.
We feed all stars.
All stars currently sitting in about fourth place.
Nicewig won this, the first competition.
First one slips.
Alright, first one slips.
So now he's going all out, his last throw.
That's a godlike throw.
What was that?
That throw was insane.
I don't know if it's enough to be France, but it's close.
But it's close.
8.12.
Just barely under Joelle from France, but it locks down a second place.
at least temporarily for nice wig in the All Stars.
Oh, bro.
He got everything there.
All right.
This is everyone's last attempt.
And quick little update, by the way, for all competitors.
Little update.
After the Cuba toss,
We are going to be jumping right into half and half.
It'll be half and half after the keeper toss,
a little schedule update
due to some issues, mechanically.
All right, Danny Vance.
All you.
Danny's sitting in third place currently.
Would be too improved for his team.
Good throw. It looked similar distance to the one before, but maybe just a bit shy.
7.22. Second throw for Danny. I don't believe that's an improvement on the first throw.
You do take the best throw, so we will only be counting the first throw for Danny Banz.
All right!
Dantez!
You did very well your first throw.
You have a chance to improve if you beat Danny Banz.
Best of luck to our only leftie.
A agent shouting from afar saying, use your legs.
It's a decent throw, but I don't think that was better than the first attempts.
We'll measure it just to make sure.
6.1.
6.1 meters, second throw.
Will not be good enough to beat the first throw.
So Team Canada holds the score they had.
And now the pressure's on.
Tyler won.
It's your last throw.
Don't fall.
Team USA cheering on Tyler.
absolutely needs to keep this one legal.
Just get on the board.
It's a great throw.
Ice in the veins from Tyler.
I'm so lucky to get my first one, bro.
Come on now.
Let's see the final measurement.
It could be enough to beat Team Mexico.
7.6 for Tyler 1.
I have to wait to see the scoreboard.
It's not enough to beat Joelle.
enough to beat the nice wig, but it might be enough to beat Danny Banson's secure third place.
I like the form Tyler went for on the first throw. I understand why he didn't go for it on the second.
That sort of 180 circle turn.
All right, and a chance to improve first place. Joel!
Crans needs these points already sitting pretty in first with not too scary of a
competition behind them let's see how he does
That might have been it.
Wow.
8.73.
8.73! He beat his record!
My gosh.
8.73.
For Joelle.
Almost assuredly locking.
overall. Franti, you have to keep in mind, was in second to last coming into today, so
these are huge points. And give it up to Fumi B. Alright Fumi, you just got to get past that
flag going for the the race strat. It is an improvement. I believe 2.32 was the first score.
Judges resetting the scoring. So I believe as it stands, Tyler 1 is currently in fourth place. Is
Is that correct?
All of my casters confirm we'll kick to them after this.
2.71, an improvement by Fumi B. Give it up for her.
All right.
Last but not least, Zoyle with a chance
to improve for Team UK.
He has an opportunity to beat out Canada here.
Here's Zoyle with the throw.
second in final throw, in fact the final throw of the keeper toss, going for a
step up this time, first time he just did a turn, that's a good throw, we'll see if
it's enough, it all comes down to objective measurements, there's no
subjectivity here. Definitely an improvement. 5.84 final score for UK. We'll see what the
scoreboard looks like. Give a round of applause to all of our competitors. Great job, everybody.
That is not an easy task. We're heavier than normal shoppers. Normal shoppers usually use
16 pounds is our 18 pounds to break down the entirety of that event and how it
impacts the scoreboard though. Let's go back to our casters. Slime Pete, who's
winning now? This information Pete is a disease. Yes, we would love to have the
correct details. It's a disease and it can't be stopped sometimes and even it
permeated this very desk. The sanctity of this desk, anyway the cube is the
smaller one. Last year it was the 45 pound one, now it's the smaller one. It
doesn't make it and well it makes it slightly less impressive, but it means
that people can throw it farther and what Joelle did to that cube was pretty
crazy. Big sweaty tungsten tossing. The legend from France, his arms are as big
as your head. Not only did he throw it the furthest, he threw it the furthest of
everyone twice. He put France back on the map in a way that we have not seen
since the very early edition of day one.
Francis Back, Fumi Bean, going with the underhand toss.
You got to respect the strategy.
This was some of the biggest and the strongest,
and Ray Asian boy, all stepping up
and tossing this tungsten cube as far as they could.
Strategy played into it.
Technique played into it.
And right now, the best throw was Joelle from France.
No surprise there.
In second place, a streamer games alumni.
Nice wig and in third he goes from field goal kicking to tungsten passing Danny freaking bands
You know
Tell me in a head-to-head Tonka T and Danny bands who's gonna throw this little cube farther. I'm not taking Danny
No, I think I don't want to just just you know based on an eye test
And then what what Cuba reveals to us are truths inside of us
I think I'm not gonna speculate, but maybe big Tonka T had that early foul that DQ
So maybe he's in his head, I gotta make sure I don't step over the line again and get zero points.
So you're leaving a little bit on the plate.
He lost the landing phase.
Yes, he did.
He lost landing phase and mid game didn't really go as planned, even though he was pretty much there.
So the interesting thing is, is that this was just the first of six games that we have at this final day of the Streamer Games.
We're gonna have a tabulated total scoreboard as soon as we can to see what, if any, changes have been made.
So right now, if you had to pick a favorite early in the game,
we're allowed to change our bugs, damn it.
Who would you pick as the champion of the Streamer Games?
See, I don't do that.
I don't pick favorites.
I do it.
It's something I don't do.
You can't make me do something I don't do and I don't want to do.
Now look at these, look at the scoreboard.
All right, let me lock it down.
So worldwide is still in first place with 40 points.
Right behind them is Team All-Stars with 39.
El Tri, Mexico, five behind them with 34.
Then it goes USA, Canada, 32-31.
France moving up over the alumni.
Magnifique Joann.
Thank you, Joann.
And then alumni in seventh.
And UK gaining some much-needed ground with 19,
but they are in last.
I mean, I just need them to pull something together.
We make this whole board competitive,
because it's already pretty competitive,
and I like that.
What a day. What a crazy little day that we're having already.
Do you think it's a crazy little day, Pete?
I think it's the craziest day, and I think it's...
If you think this is wild, if you think that the games are going to end exactly like you see the leaderboard now,
Oh, do I have news for you? There's gonna be some big shake-ups.
Worldwide has nothing guaranteed, especially because our next game is going to literally fuck people off of the leaderboard.
Uh-oh, I'm getting news from the chat.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Those are volleyball scores.
Those are wrong.
Well, maybe it is.
Maybe if you ever have chat, have you ever
sit with me and think, have you ever maybe thought
that numbers are arbitrary themselves?
That what we deemed as the number four actually
could just be something else?
The idea that a number six, seven could become something
greater than those two letters combined. You don't think about shit like that.
And neither do we. We don't think about any of the rules.
We just read what they send us.
We have very little control over here. I mean, Slime was so locked in during the last
Cuba toss. Joelle threw one about eight meters and you go,
pull, you knocked over your red bull all over the castle.
That's why all this shit is not around.
He's broken two Alienware computers that we were going to give to the audience.
audience we can't now so here's the thing whether somebody got 8.3 points 10
or 12 I can tell you number one in our hearts is those lovely people in the
crowd! To the thousands watching in attendance and to the hundreds of
thousands watching online thank you for being here today it is he said it's a
crazy day. What are you shaking your head for?
I think thousands plural is just an overshoot. I think it's an overshoot. And I think hundreds
of thousands is also an overshoot. I don't think it's plural.
It's plural. If you combine all of the great content creators that have live channels,
if you don't believe me, check into the Streamer Games category on Twitch. I'm sure you've
got guys like Jason and Seadog and Teton. Everyone's live. Go check out some new creators
And there's going to be hundreds of thousands of people.
Millions care about the outcome of these things.
That's a million.
Yeah, so next up is, do you have any intel on the bull?
Is it a mechanical bull?
Is it someone dressed in the bull?
But that's the next event.
I've got some intel.
So basically, what I know, what I've asked for,
which will be immediately refuted by Ludwig,
is that, well, we actually just, hot wire on the live production.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
We're doing half and half next.
OK.
We know what that is.
I do actually know.
Thank God.
So half and half is a game of exact skill.
The Germans would love it.
They say Wunderbar.
It's a popular TV show in Germany.
Basically, we're going to take an object, and you must use all of your skill, creativity,
and precision to cut a line as close to as 50, 50 as possible.
The further you are away, the lower your score is going to be.
Can one of our competitors find it within themselves?
to split it exactly that's the question kind of a spiritual
Like idea next to that German guy who cuts his bread every day. Have you seen this goes like this?
It's kind of like the beauty in like a mundane task that we all kind of do in some way every day, right?
Every time I look in the mirror just get ready for the day
Let me explain to you guys the half-and-half rules really quick
There are going to be two players per team for all eight teams. They're going to compete in one singular group
bottom four teams are out
Remaining top four compete in a single elimination bracket the pair that cuts the item closest to a perfect 50-50
wins scores are displayed in difference in weight
Zero is perfect. Oh my god. If we see a zero on popping off
I think that's when the shirt gets removed. I will do yes
It is a it is a dark evil promise to everyone that if there's a perfect zero this thing's coming off my body
Well, thank God we're on the third floor
Why a way far away from prying eyes because I think I will be the one subjected to that madness
But what's gonna happen is I if I had to go on like a dark horse prediction here straight up
Americans we do the thing with the gas we hold the panel down and then we're like I'll just guess when it gets to 50
I messed effort. We're not a very like who cares interesting. Yeah, I mean, I guess I I guess I agree, right?
I mean the the the man I was just citing this German
It's very German thing to do a very European thing to do especially like, you know rationing
things, you know, war times maybe. We have no self-control. We don't have to do
there's a whole ocean. Yeah, we go, ah, keep the change. We just pay more for the
groceries. Look at the bell. These guys are streamers. They're not checking the
details. What is going on down here in this crowd situation? It's just it looks
like a smorgasbord. And there does seem to be some sort of maybe maybe battle lines
are being drawn. I like that. I like to think that, you know, I finally met with
Tonka T. I talked to him for the first time in person. You know what he did?
What'd he do? He shook my hand.
Do you know what he did to me?
What?
I had my fist bump out. He fist bumped agent instead.
I'll take that.
Tough.
It's because we beat him in Twitch Rivals, I think. I think he just didn't remember the haunting laws.
He didn't face me.
But he is still one of my favorite competitors at this event.
You know what? We got a little sheet of fun facts that I think the competitors filled out themselves.
Oh, good.
Applied for this. And you bring up agent.
Agent said himself and fans of agent might know this already that he met LeBron James at a urinal
Did he extrapolate any more information on that it doesn't say anything there?
But I've also seen pictures of LeBron LeBron on a I think it was a red carpet of some sort and you can
Kind of see what's going on down there. It's very very awesome. Very impressive
So you can only imagine at the urinal that it was an unignorable fact. Okay, I
I'm glad that you added your own little fun fact to two agents everyone saw this picture
Can you do we have any insights on to which participants are competing in the cut
You know what I think I do have a sheet I think they gave us data and they gave us information
Half-and-half. Nope. It's an empty sheet right now. I love that. I love the mystery. I love the intrigue
We don't know what's gonna happen
And we can't predict the outcomes and that why that's why we're tuning in so right now at world
I'm gonna call this one worldwide which has one only a single event
But as coasted by always cresting near the top three or four. I think I think this is
USA's time to shine
This is where they take the stars and bars
Lifted up and move themselves into prime position to gallop into first place
Pete, you just said that the Europeans have an edge.
I do, but I think that USA is going to get top four for this, for sure.
Okay.
Because it's a bit of an early choice, right?
It does, yeah.
And the decision you're making here is not necessarily an athletic one.
It's a precise one.
Who's the most precise on our team?
Well, so there's only three European teams, UK, worldwide, and France.
So I think they're going to go one, two, three.
And I think USA is going to sneak into the top four.
That's what I'm guessing.
Who's precise here?
By the way, they're still setting up, guys, so that's why you're looking at what looks like Coachella if it was at the USC football field and then everyone is also giving jerseys.
I'm looking, okay, so let's look at Canada. Most precise on here. Maybe Cucut.
I don't know, man. Dante's, he go throw with his left or his right.
Yeah, depending on what he's doing.
That's an incredible skill. I might go soccer enough for that, though.
Ron you definitely don't want cutting anything. Ron's not going anywhere.
You know what, QT is a huge, a huge pick for the all-stars team because of how much like making and stuff she does.
It's true, but I think she likes an uncut cake. She wants to look at the majesty of it all.
I'm gonna say we're not gonna give Stable Ronaldo a knife. That's just my guess.
That's actually, I think that's written down in the waiver.
Yes.
We have to agree to not give him something like that for this event to continue.
So I think my guess right here for Team France is going to be Magla.
I don't know if that's exactly who's being chose, but I think Magla's going to come in,
cut this thing perfectly, and it's going to be good.
For the alumni team, I'm hoping if I could just choose someone, I'm going Chiara.
That's who I'm choosing. She's been a crowd favorite.
Chiara has just been such a great positive force.
I want to see her take a great position in this competition right here.
right here. You know Mr. Keem's also a good idea too because you know if you
work in production behind the camera which is what Mr. Keem used to do
before he became a creator himself, you're not you're dealing in a lot of
precision as well. Okay? What I'm trying to say is that these decisions aren't as
cut and dry for something like this, like for something like the kugretas,
you're like yeah Joel get in there do work and he throws it a hundred meters
and you're like, okay, but we're gonna find out right now.
Let's go down on the field to Ludwig for half and half.
All right.
Everybody, welcome to a brand new event.
We call half and half.
Round of applause for half and half, everybody.
Now, competitors, listen up.
This is gonna be very important.
Here's with me.
Team UK, team UK, team UK.
Team UK chance coming from the crowd.
They'll need the points from this.
The way this event works is very simple.
I'm going to give the competitors an object.
They will take said object, and they will each
have to hold one end of this saw blade.
It'll be a two-person event.
They will chop the object in half.
We're going to take each half of the objects.
We're going to put them on this scale.
which will weigh them in grams.
And then we are going to take the difference in grams,
this one, 217, this one, 272.
We'll do the math.
That is a 55-gram difference.
And we'll have every team do it, the team with the,
wait, what's the, the highest difference, all right?
And golf rules, the highest difference,
OK, will be eliminated.
All right?
Yes.
So we're going to start with all eight teams.
are all going to be cutting the same item. The bottom two teams, aka the teams with
the largest difference between the two items, will be eliminated. We're going to do that
exact thing one more time. So we're going to go 8 to 6, 6 to 4, and then those four will
enter into a bracket, and then that will be our half and half show. Competitors! Are you
wondering what you guys are going to be cutting for round one? You are all cutting one object
for round one. Bottom two teams eliminated. Bottom two. Your first object will be soap.
These are beautiful flower pot soap bars that are a little asymmetrical. You can now come
Come up, our first team, give it up for Team UK, everybody.
You can pick any single one you would like.
Whichever one you want.
All right, then bring that over here.
Now go to your X marks the spot.
You can put yourself down, you can move that red bar right here.
You want to paint it in place, see what I'm saying?
Okay.
Okay, all right.
Interesting clamp position.
We're going for the first chop.
The crowd is against the decision of not going diagonally, but the cut has been made.
It's already over guys.
Pull it out.
All right.
Are you ready to hear your score?
And it's the difference of weight that matters.
Well, your first one is going to be 45 grams.
So you're hoping this is exactly 45 grams.
40 grams.
That's a four, five-gram difference.
That's amazing.
Round of applause.
Five grams is nothing.
That is a five gram difference, that is phenomenal.
Now remember guys, all you need to do is not be bottom two.
So you have to hope that two people have more than a five gram difference.
You guys can wait in the wings for the next round.
Next competitor, come on up!
Give it up for Team Alumni!
Alright, go ahead and pick your soap.
All right
This one's...
Woo-hoo!
Ah!
That's a lovely one.
It looks like he's going to get a hold of it.
I can see my face on the screen.
So, what do you think?
It's...
3, 2, 1, go on straight back, 3, 2, 1, go on 5.
Cut has been made!
Competitors, laid up.
Lift it, lift it, lift it, you weren't charging for everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
He's so nervous.
You're good, watch out, watch out.
Alright.
Okay, so we went for a different strategy.
The diagonal cut here.
I didn't cut all the way through.
There we go.
Okay.
Here's our two pieces.
Now five grams was the difference of the last one.
Let's check our first one here.
Oh, you can.
That is 38 grams for your first piece.
So this needs to be 43 for you to tie or beat the previous team.
I got bad news.
It is 48 grams.
Stan, what's the math?
That's a 10-gram difference.
You guys are currently on the chopping block.
Now, if you have some good news,
there are still six competitors to go.
But, dude, look how big this is.
Do you see how big this is?
It's big like whale.
It's right.
Students, wait for the next turn.
Next competitors, come on up!
The front!
All right, team France, please pick your objects.
All right, you guys have 60 seconds in the clock.
start now you need to cut your objects I'll translate for you guys
She's saying it with my mind that you cut right here.
It has a big butt.
She likes the big butt of the flowerpot.
That's an interesting strategy.
It seems like a similar strategy to Team Streamer U.
We did see how that went for them.
You guys have about 30 seconds on the clock.
30 seconds.
Team France, we are going to need a cut soon.
All right, I'm going for a cut.
No, but it's not.
If you see the indecisiveness, take France, I will need you to start making it.
Three, two, one, the cut has been made. Round of applause for France.
She's saying, look how big this is. And she's not wrong.
Now, 10 grams.
You have to be 10 grams.
That is 42 grams.
42 grams.
That's not bad.
You know the weight of these soap by now.
33 grams, 9 gram difference.
to one gram ahead of team alumni.
However, you are still in the bottom two.
You need somebody else to do worse than nine grams.
Please.
All right.
Let's kick it over to our next competitors.
Right now, the chopping block are the French team
and the alumni.
But give it up for our Canadians.
We got Cocotes and Sakura.
Go ahead and pick as far of soap you would like.
It all kind of looks the same.
Yeah.
Okay, I don't like that one because it has a little...
Oh, that one?
Yeah, that one looks the best.
They're not all the same size.
All right.
You have one minute on the clock.
One minute?
Go ahead and get your cut.
Okay, thank you.
Okay.
Now, what are you thinking here?
I don't know how to...
Wait, let's do that.
Really?
No wait wait I was just placing it I don't know what do you want it okay
okay that's a little bit more there because it's oh no wait there no because
Okay, picture this is like this.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
But we put so much stuff to stuff.
So, a little bit.
Oh, that way.
Thirty-four seconds on the clock.
Okay.
Not using the clamp, free ball on it.
I love it.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, so this would be center.
Yeah.
But then there's all this.
So let's go like here.
I think we can't hear.
Okay, let's go.
Fifteen seconds.
The cut has been made!
Ronald Paul is her friend, though.
Fifteen seconds the cut has been made round of pause
It was too much maybe chat what do we think here? I think we did too much
What do we think do we do we think they're gonna beat the alumni?
Do you think they're gonna be last place?
Let's find out
I guess.
Should I throw it away?
Scale zeroed out.
First one, 36 grams.
Second one, that's why you don't listen to the audience.
41 grams, you guys are safe!
That is the second best score.
Bear in mind, it doesn't matter.
matter if you are third or fourth. All that matters is you are not last two,
scores you not carry over. Still on the chopping block are Team UK and Team France.
Excuse me, Team France and Team Alumni. Next up we got a synergistic duo. Two
great friends, they met each other in person for the first time on Friday.
Give it up for Team USA!
Jinksy and Joe Bart.
Just keep applauding for them, we're mic'ing them up.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
All right, come on up.
Jinksy, Joe Barr, how are you guys feeling?
You guys don't have a time limit yet.
Talk me through the thought process.
What bar of soap do you want?
I feel like the smaller, the better.
That one looks like it has cracks.
Thoughts on this one.
and we cut it like, like, thank you.
Yep, all right.
All right, gentlemen, you have one minute starting now.
Talk through it.
Do we want to use the holder or we could use the holder?
We use the holder here.
And what are you thinking?
Like, I feel like I want to move this back.
Like, we're gonna have to, you gotta think,
like, if we cut it like that,
Let's just hold it, don't slice.
Just so you get an eyeball feel.
You can put it down, no put it down, put it down, don't slice, just like the rest of it.
That to me looks, no you go a little, or a little this way.
Wait, wait, wait, you go a little, a little this way.
Yeah, ready?
Three, two, one, go.
The cut has been made!
I don't know, that looks...
Blades up, gentlemen, blades up.
Now it's real bad.
Are you guys to move on?
Now it's real bad.
The difference between these two
needs to be less than 9 grams.
Jinxie, you want to tell me, do you think this is less than 9
gram difference?
No.
I think this one's heavier, by far.
Does it look good?
Maybe it's 8 grams?
All right.
Well, let's do your small piece first.
That is 33 grams so if this is 42 grams or less you will tie or beats okay the last place second last place
33 grams for the first one second one 51 grams that is a 18 gram difference between the two gentlemen
Do you want to keep these in souvenirs?
No.
Absolutely not.
So currently, in last place, is Team USA,
followed by the alumni.
We needed it.
And congratulations, Team France.
You are safe moving on to the next round.
So it seems like friendship alone is not enough to guarantee
synergy in this challenge.
But what about blood?
What about sisters?
What about twins?
Give it up for Team Mexico, Adelaide and Wendy.
Come on, though.
Okay.
All right. You guys are repping Team Mexico.
Oh, yeah.
Can you do it?
Isn't that the wrong jersey?
Why is Jason and Lee wearing the Mexico jersey?
All right.
Okay, so you guys need to pick the soap, you can touch it and do whatever you want, you're
going for a heavier piece of soap, I feel like that's easier because it's covered here,
it's easier because you could cut right there, it's an interesting strategy from Team Mexico,
I think this one.
No, this one.
This one.
This is this one.
OK.
All right.
The competitors, make your way down to the cutting board.
Round of applause.
OK.
Can we knock you through?
All right.
Hold for one moment.
I believe a brawl has broken out between Mr. Keen and the alumni who are mad at Jason
and Ween.
I apologize.
OK.
What do we do with it?
All right, sorry about that as you have now one minute on the clock
One minute on the clock you can use the whole minute. Yeah, I think you have the whole minute
In the crowd hear them I think maybe not so much the audience
Okay, crowd do you think they should eyeball it?
All right, let's hear it if you think they should do it straight up or diagonal give it up for diagonal
All right give it up for just down the middle
They're saying eyeball that shit
Trying to do it right down the flower almost watch the blade there with your finger
Okay, just keep it on top.
Is there?
Fuck it.
A little bit?
Okay.
Or epic.
A little bit okay was the final order before the slice was made.
Okay.
Uh, we might be plugged.
Oops.
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I kind of like this strategy because a lot of people put too much effort, too much thought
into the flower pot's tip, but it's not that heavy.
Let's find out.
So for you guys to move on, it needs to be less than 10 grams difference, okay?
Okay, we got this.
So this first one, we're gonna weigh it right now.
This first one's zero at the scale is 32 grams.
That's good.
That's not good.
So you need this one to be 41 or less.
It's exactly 41 grams!
That is a nine gram difference for Team Mexico.
So Mexico moves on, still the chopping block are the alumni and Team USA, but we only have
how many teams left?
We only have two teams left.
So here's the deal for Team USA.
They need both these teams to do worse than 18 grams,
or they're eliminated.
But I don't know if that's going to happen,
because we've got a dynamic duo coming out.
We have everybody's favorite team.
Give it up for the All Stars.
Julie Cinderella and KDB.
Come on out.
OK, talk me through your strategy here.
You now have only four bars of soap left to pick from.
It's a disadvantage.
Yeah.
I'm liking.
Shut up!
Woo!
You like?
That one's got, like, some weird bubbles there.
You can't touch it like you'd like.
That one sucks.
Ooh, they're from Lush.
It does smell nice.
It smells great.
It smells amazing.
You can keep it after you've had it for Joe Bar and Jynx.
That one's, like, cracking.
This one's fine.
Okay.
All right, soap has been picked up, competitors, one minute on the clock, good luck to you.
You can use the clamp or not use it, it's up to you.
For them to move on, the difference between the two halves needs to be in the single...
I
Going for a similar strata team Mexico eyeball in the middle
Maybe a slight diagonal watch the finger there Katie watch your finger
Seems a bit
Interesting strat here.
The cut has been made for the All-Stars.
Whoa.
This could be big for one team, but it might not be the all-stars.
Searing out our scales, this piece right here is 28 grams.
So you need this one to be 37 grams to move on.
It is 56 grams with a difference of 28 grams you guys are eliminated from half and half.
All stars thank you very much give it up for the all stars one more time though yeah they
They just ignored the power part.
It's a stressful game.
Well, it might be good news if you're a fan of Team USA
because they now have a chance.
And I need to give a big congratulations.
Team alumni, you are moving on.
On the chopping block is only Team USA.
Team All-Stars is guaranteed eliminated because there's one team left.
Let's give it up for our final competitors of round one.
Give it up for Team Worldwide.
Give it up.
All right, let's left.
You only have three left.
It's your disadvantage from being first place.
You get less to pick from.
You can't pick them up if you'd like.
OK, look, this is the smallest one.
I'm feeling this one maybe just before planning to do the look look look at the cuts look at them at them side-by-side
Yeah, we're going to this side and then we're gonna like on the on the left side
Yeah, I feel like this is the more most even on the the actual thing
All right, so it's been picked up team worldwide one minute on the clock to make your cut
Guys, you have to beat 18 grams or you are eliminated.
Okay.
Raddle class for them!
Good luck.
It's very simple.
They have to cut one piece of soap.
Yeah.
Can we cut?
Okay, sorry.
However you want to cut it.
You just only get one cut.
Yeah.
Okay.
19 grams or more they're out.
And we cut it like the other side.
Okay, we're doing the left side.
The left side.
Oh, that makes sense.
Uh, okay.
Since we were getting like this, I'd like,
okay, a little bit, a little bit here.
So I'll be talking through as the captain,
feeling some responsibility.
Okay, here, here.
Three, two, one, go.
Cut has been made!
Knives up.
Oh, God, I think we fucked it up.
You think you fucked it up?
Let's see.
Whoa, I don't know.
Let's see.
I don't know chat. What do we think?
We should have been a little more okay chill 18 grams. Let's see 18 grams is a lot
Zero out the scale
Your first half is
35 grams
So this needs to be 52 grams or less for you to move on
Let's see it, let's see it, let's see it.
Yes! It's 42 grams!
It's an easy move on.
Team Worldwide will be going to the next round.
Team USA and Team All-Stars are eliminated from the competition.
Round of applause for them.
Two fan favorites wiped out in one round.
Are we getting how this works now, right?
Pretty simple game show.
Now we're going to do the same thing.
Two more people are eliminated.
Same thing.
Two more people are eliminated.
Let's give it up.
They need the points badly.
Team UK, come on down.
Yeah.
All right, come here, come here.
So this round, we're going to be cutting something a little bit
different.
This round, we're cutting apples.
Now you can pick whatever apple you would like here.
Now, obviously, you might be thinking at home,
there's a huge difference amongst these apples.
Yes, but we are providing more apples than we need
so they can choose whichever one they think is best.
Go ahead, you can now start choosing.
We also give an advantage to whoever's last.
They get to pick first.
What is this track? What is this track?
They can't hear you, they can't hear you.
Yes. So you're not picking the most symmetrical.
You sound like this isn't like a unique track.
I've never guessed what a woman is.
All right, apples and pigs, one minute on the clock.
Oh, okay, a minute on the clock.
Oh, it kind of wobbles, Lydia, it kind of wobbles.
Last time you guys had a five gram difference.
We need to cut it.
You led the pack.
Can you repeat history, walking the apple in place?
We need to get it.
The Yellen team said it each week.
Cuts being made
And the cut is done
Well, that was quick. It took 10 seconds to do that not a lot of thought
Here's the apples
What do we think that's pretty good? I think that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Did you factor in the tape?
No
Your first apple
126 grams. Your second half. 129 grams. That's a difference. That's amazing. That is amazing.
It's incredible.
All right, Team UK, you are moving on to the next round.
Let's give it up for our next team.
They barely made it through.
They're going to need to go big here.
Team alumni, come on down.
Last time you guys barely made it through.
This time you need to lock in.
Team UK sent the standard, three grams.
apple you go for. The one that's like
Neville might be the best one. This one looks pretty good. What do you think of this one?
I like that one. Let's do it. We got our apple over here. Apple has been decided.
Alright, take your apple over there. One minute on the clock. One minute on the clock
on the clock to make your cut okay what do you think it's perfectly in so it's
like slightly you see that
I know a minute is a good amount it's 45 seconds like you still have time
yeah let's move it around because it also man oh that's pretty good but the
Thing is, it dips in here, like it dips in.
So, actually that could be a good thing.
Cause we just gotta cut it down the middle now.
Are you down?
Time, time!
You have 30, 25 seconds.
You still have time, don't rush, don't rush.
Okay, how does this work?
How do you feel?
How do you feel right now?
You still have 20 seconds, don't worry.
Can I get the middle of the blade?
You have the stems and guiding,
is that something you use?
Are you down?
First incision to the major, have to count it.
Straight down, we have to commit, straight down.
Wait, should we just, should we go, should we?
All right, you ready?
Go, go, go, we only got five seconds.
What's the name?
All right, pull it out.
Okay.
Here are your two halves.
How do you feel about it?
Well, you use a lot of time up.
That's okay.
Let's see.
Your first half weighs 146 grams.
146. Your second half weighs 130 grams. That is a 16 gram difference. You are currently
on the chopping block. There are still four competitors to go. Do you want the apple?
I want to see it.
You don't believe.
I would definitely pick a whole one of them.
I will say 16 grams sounds like a lot,
but it's not that bad.
It's a much heavier item.
Well, can we do Pokemon packs next time?
Like cut Pokemon packs in half?
Which weighs more?
What are you even talking about, Mr. Keen?
All right, y'all.
They need the points.
They got first in the last competition.
This would put them in the running for top three.
Give it up, team France, come on down.
All right, team France.
Yeah, that's right.
It's a very beautiful hand.
Yes, it is.
Oh, look at that.
It's there.
It's super...
It's just a little bigger.
It's a little bit bigger.
It's bigger.
No, but it's there.
In French right now, they're saying...
Actually, Louis is a pretty good streamer.
Yeah.
Okay, I'd subscribe to him on YouTube.
Yes.
Oh, it's beautiful.
One minute on the clock.
Yep.
They're noting the bump on the apple and trying to use it as a guiding point.
Okay, that could be pretty good.
You see, it's a little bit thicker.
I'm trying to get level with the apple.
Look, I'm putting the mark.
What do you think?
She's using her thumbnail to make a dent of the cut line.
Interesting strat.
You can see the dent, maybe you can get in there, see that the mark they made
they made where they're going to cut.
Lining it up.
They need, if they want to be completely safe,
to have a 2 gram or less difference.
That'll be very hard to do.
But anything single digit will probably be enough to move on to the finals.
All right, Apple is cut with two seconds on the clock.
That is, maybe, maybe it will end.
We'll see.
We'll see. This is a little bit taller here.
If you have a bite on one side, then...
Alright. You cannot eat half of the...
Alright. Your first half is 111 grams.
Stan, remind everyone at home, what was the difference from our last team?
16 grams, wasn't it?
16 grams.
So you need this to be less than 127 grams the actual number.
144 grams, a difference of 33.
You are on the chopping block.
You are too too.
We don't understand English.
You are very fucked.
There's still a chance, we've seen teams choke, but it's going to be tough, Team France
now on the chopping block joining the alumni to hopefully move on through the contest,
returning.
We got Team Canada, Cocote and Sakura, come on down.
Oh, yeah, right here.
OK, we need to be even.
What are you looking for?
Even at the top.
Even flat top.
Interesting.
Flat top.
Apple's been picked.
All right, one minute on the clock to make your cut.
Perfect.
Good luck.
OK.
Um, do you want to, like, here, it's really, okay.
It was 16 grams difference for the alumni, 33.
Perfect.
For the French team.
You good?
If they can have a 15-gram difference,
they will move on to top four.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's it.
Okay.
You guys have 45 seconds.
Still a lot of time.
Okay.
45 seconds.
I'll let you know.
And by the way good call by sense they are going upside down with this apple
Making a small incision, but they're not a little bit into the incision left now
I think it's bigger. Yeah, guys only have 15 seconds
It went slightly to the left.
Cut has been made!
Give it up for Team Canada!
I don't know, too.
Ew!
Looks like a worm got to this apple.
All right, so the difference you need to beat is 16 grams.
If it is 15, you are guaranteed safe.
I'm going to tell you right now, this side is heavier.
This side right here is a hundred twenty-two grams, so this needs to be one thirty-seven.
You want to look?
It is a hundred thirty-nine grams.
By two grams!
Two grams off, which means you are one gram behind the alumni, which means the alumni are moving on!
And you are joining Team France on the chopping block.
You are not out yet.
OK.
It will depend what the next two teams do.
But this is going to come down to our final competitors.
It's a 17-gram difference there, right?
All right.
Team Mexico coming back up.
Are you guys changing your strategy? Last time you just free-balled it.
We're gonna free-ball it again.
You're just gonna free-ball it again? Okay, cool.
Now, are you going for the biggest apple again?
No, I think just the most roundest apple.
The most rotund.
Oh, it's a time going out.
No, no, time starts after your head.
This one. Wait, wait, hold on a minute.
I got it.
Thank you.
Arcee cheering them on.
Who do you think?
Definitely the top.
Oh, I'm getting in their head.
Look, this one, look, this one's, look.
Look, this one's the top, though.
What are you talking about?
Look, this one's even.
Just do this one.
Great comms from Team Mexico.
The Twin Synergy coming into play.
We need to use this, correct?
OK.
Can we?
However you would like.
OK.
We might just do this.
One did it on the clock now, competitors.
Like this.
Wait, wait.
Is that where it goes?
OK, we need more on this side.
So right here?
No, no, more.
More?
Yes, look how tiny that is.
You guys still have 40 seconds on the clock.
Yeah, like a little over the stand, or right there.
Without, without, yes.
That time is fake.
That's more drunk.
OK.
All right, go on to the cut.
Watch out the bottom of the blade there.
Be careful of the bottom of the blade.
You look at it.
One for the first incision.
Exactly.
Even the next one on this one.
Right there?
Right there.
Let me look at it.
Slight incision, Jade.
A little bit more?
This one needs more, all right?
Trying to adjust.
Yes, I do.
OK.
12 seconds left, guys.
Right there?
Let's go.
We might have fallen.
Wow.
Sorry.
I don't want to.
No.
It's OK.
So let's take a look.
What do you think?
Wait, that's pretty good.
Now it's not lined up to the stem, but it doesn't feel bad.
OK.
The number to beat is 17 grams.
OK.
17 grams is what you need to beat.
This first half is 125 grams.
Am I good?
So this needs to be, well, I don't
know if it's good until I wear it.
So this needs to be 141 grams for you to move on.
Or less.
101?
That's not good.
Oh my god.
That's literally two.
Oh my god.
It's 127 grams difference.
They're in first place.
They need Team UK.
It's two grams difference.
It's two grams.
How do you get in two grams?
Maddie, go!
All right, an amazing performance by Team Mexico there, guaranteed safe.
Still on the chopping block is Team France, and of course, Team Canada.
What is the number to beat?
17 grams.
Coming up, our last competitors for this round, give it up, Team Worldwide!
Come on down.
Go ahead and pick your apple.
This is really wonky.
It's all like this.
I'm putting this, like this maybe.
Yeah worms got to these apples.
Shout out to worms now, dummy worms.
They should eat too.
This doesn't have a hole.
But this is really uneven look.
Yeah, oh, it's like you look like you see that?
Like a ball of hot sauce.
Yeah. Oh, you wanna try that?
Yeah, I think you can try that.
And that doesn't have a hole too.
Okay, okay.
That's your apple?
Yeah.
One minute.
Oh, it does have a hole?
Okay, do you wanna switch back?
Let's look at what you've just got, let's go.
Alright guys, 17 grand's the number to beat.
Okay.
Wait, give me a second.
Oh, yeah, wait.
Let's look at the new little hearts.
Uh...
Yeah.
Go like this.
No, actually, we're spinning like this, so we could have done any of this.
Are you factoring the hole at all?
Yeah, okay, we cut it.
Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it. Let's go.
All right, Apple in place.
Damn
Right in the middle like this
But you're waiting a little bit more like this. Okay. Okay ready three two one
That's caught by this team that they're done. That was so fast
17 grams the number to be like a card grader decent edges surface though
All right, 17 grams, remember that.
This first half weighs 125 grams.
So you need this one to be 141 grams or less.
Otherwise you are eliminated. Do you understand that?
Yeah.
132.
It's 129.
129.
They are modernized.
A great performance by Team International, excuse me, a 4 gram difference. That was a great performance.
They guarantee move on. That means our elimination. We have to say goodbye to France and Canada.
A round of applause for both France and Canada. They will be eliminated.
We are now left with Mexico, UK, worldwide, and alumni as our top four.
We're going to be doing the same exact thing, competitors. Four competitors to move on.
Alright, two move on. If you're wanting to tie breakers, it will be done by weight, obviously.
And our round three item, watermelon.
Here's the deal, we only have four, so whoever's last place will be stuck with it.
We are going in the same order, which means up first, give it up for Team UK.
Okay, same strut?
Yes, same strut.
Okay, what do you think of this one?
Oh, definitely.
Okay, we'll give it to you.
It makes sense to go for the smallest because it has the lowest number of grams.
The difference is the easiest to do there.
You might be at home thinking that's unfair.
I call it a comeback, you can't.
Can you run a blue shell?
It's a stream of games blue shell.
Deciding to do it horizontally, you can control how you'd like.
Actually however you'd like going the long way
Hot dog or hamburger just visualize the numbers. Yes. I love a lot of time. Don't worry
We okay slice I mean yeah
Just push push push push. They just went for it. They're crazy
I mean you have a minute you took about 15 seconds
I think this is a good, I think this is fine. I'm not gonna lie. It might be perfect
Okay, it's about the difference in grams your first watermelon is
10030 grams
One thousand thirty grams. Your second watermelon.
That's insane. One thousand and twenty grams. It's a ten grand difference.
Ten grams on a two kilogram watermelon is insane.
The alumni had a bigger difference on an apple.
Congratulations to CMUK, you're currently at 10 grams.
Alumni, come on down!
Give it up for the alumni, everybody.
Now, you were both my students.
So far, you both have skated by.
You are lucky to be here.
That's one way to say it.
But we appreciate you for letting us be here.
I need you to lock in.
Talk out loud.
What's the thought process?
Pick your watermelon.
I like this.
You know what?
I was high in the still.
I was looking at that one.
Why?
These one got like dense and stuff.
You don't want to say anything.
Yeah, this one feels right.
That one feels right.
I felt it in my soul.
All right, let's do it then.
Good look.
You guys have one minute.
You can cut it whatever way you want.
So like, what do you say?
Hot dog
Let's do it ten grams is the current weights wait hold on so this is like one thing we haven't really paid attention
There we go. They're choosing to cut the long way. Oh
Wait, you didn't we want to cut it like this stuff? Oh, yeah, right 48 seconds
Yeah, I'm gonna cut it right
decided to swap to the short way I feel good I feel good
I feel good too alright wait wait we gotta make sure
I feel like this is what side is here 30 seconds left
wait no it's but the thing is you sure okay I trust you I trust you
I trust you I trust you wait wait are you sure
you guys have 18 seconds no no trust me here here here
Okay, I'm gonna trust you.
No, here, here.
Right here, I'm gonna trust you.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
That's fine.
Cut, cut.
Did you know we'll cut that?
You weren't even looking.
Word drove you this train to Crossover.
That was the end of it.
That was loyal.
That was happy.
All right.
You didn't look?
Oh my God.
It's all good.
We let you know it's all good.
It's all good.
Is it all good?
It is.
It's not all good.
That is not all good.
I can tell you right now, if you want to look at a little bit of a height difference there.
10 grams was the score from UK, your first half, 1,041.
So if it's 1,050, you'll beat them.
Unfortunately for you, your second half is one thousand two hundred and fifty-two grams.
A difference of two hundred and eleven grams.
Let me say that again. Feel this. Two hundred and eleven grams.
You were a professor in our school. Why you gotta rub it in?
I want you to be better.
We're stable run out though.
No, throw it at Jason, throw it at Jason.
Alright, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Guys, you were on the chopping block. Good luck.
211 grams.
Now look, other teams could still mess up, and they had an advantage of being able to
go earlier.
That was a heavier watermelon.
This one's clearly the heaviest.
That might make it harder for future teams.
But give it up for our next squad.
They've been doing well so far.
Give it up for Team Mexico!
They pointed to the same melon instantly.
All right you guys are just going right into it. I'll move the blade for you.
All right.
Now if they beat 10 grams they will be safe because bottom two are eliminated.
Having said that 10 grams was a really good score you guys have a minute on the clock
10 grams the score for them to beat to move on for competitors
Choosing to cut it the same as the previous squad
Oh, yeah.
Guys, you have about 30 seconds.
OK, OK, let's get it, let's get it, let's get it.
Wait, wait, don't do it yet.
Watch the bottom of the blade for me.
Careful on the bottom of the blade there.
Right there.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Wait, is it this one bigger, though?
That's my gorilla.
OK, just a little bit more.
No, Wendy.
This one's bigger.
Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Right, right.
10 seconds.
Right there, just go right there.
One, two, three.
Oh.
You got it.
Guys?
You're not cutting?
We'll give you the time, don't worry.
Relax, relax.
For safety concerns, it's okay.
Just saw through slowly. Take your time.
You feel that?
Guys?
We're not going to rush the cut.
Wait, what?
I got you.
Oh.
Oh, no, no, no.
I fucked you! Are you serious?
I fucked! How did I fuck you?
Fuck.
We're fine.
How did I?
Guys it's not bad
It's it's genuine. Oh, it's horrible. It's horrible. It's a pain
Okay
Go, go, go, go, go!
What do you think?
Scam win.
Or chanting, scam win.
Scam win.
No, no.
All right.
No, that was too bad.
Your first half is 920 grams.
That's good.
No, it's bad.
That's great.
As long as this, what's the number?
It has to be 200 and 210.
210. 210. So what was our first number?
What was our first? 920. 920.
Okay, it's okay.
That is 1,285 grams.
That's a difference of 365.
Can I get Wendy and Evelyn over here, please?
I
Is bad because of what happened? I know it's bad because what happened I made them lose you know, but this is gonna be too
I'd rather ever be mad at me I can take
Yeah, so I should do this.
All right?
They can still fucking up.
Yeah.
That's great!
Do it!
All right, Evelyn Wendy.
Considering my interference and the way that it messed up the water ballon, I'm letting you recut.
Now to make it fair for this round Mr. Keen you gotta you gotta fight up for me
because you gotta listen we're gonna say you get mad too quickly we're gonna go
by percentage this round not by gram differential what that means is if this
percent difference even though it'll be lighter in grams is greater than yours
then they'll be eliminated, okay?
This is a fair way to do it,
but it'll allow them to have a chance at winning fairly.
You guys can go ahead, cut that half.
Give it up for Team Mexico.
Oh, yeah, let's get the gloves back on.
Can we get the gloves for Team Mexico?
The gloves?
So it's now going to be percent difference.
What that means is if one watermelon is three kilograms and one is one kilogram, obviously
the gram difference is higher for the heavier watermelon.
Oh, let's stop the percentage of difference.
One gram means a lot more when a watermelon weighs half the weight.
You can do whatever you want.
Lift it up.
I think that might be it.
Always some drama.
There's a little bit right here.
There's some right here.
Okay, just get it.
I'll take all the time we need to get this cut through.
I'm not helping you.
I'm not going to touch it.
Okay, we're done.
Hold on.
Take this time.
Can you look at it?
Let's cut it.
Don't go in.
They're still missing right here.
Look, right here there's like a button over here.
Where is it?
And they start your cut.
If you take it, sometimes you need to make the cut, we have to start your cut in the
next 15 seconds.
Let me look at it.
Six, five, four, okay.
Let me.
Alright.
Now, again, it's percent difference, so the grams won't matter. We'll have to do the math.
First half, 530 grams.
Second half, seven hundred and fifty-one grams.
I'll tell you right now, you guys are out.
Thank you for playing though, I'm glad we're able to figure it out fairly.
That is a larger gram difference to the percentage,
it's going to be bigger to smaller item.
Alright, glad we sorted it out.
Hey, scam over, no longer scam wig.
They just want to call me a scam wig.
All right, let's give it up for our final team
of this round.
Let's give it up for Team Worldwide.
Come on up.
Thank you.
It's up with one watermelon here.
It's destiny, that's where you go.
It's destiny.
Now for you guys to move on,
the score to beat is no longer 10 grams.
It is now 210.
Okay.
Yeah.
You can swap that on the overlay.
The lump, okay.
It's really uneven here.
Maybe if we're planning on doing this.
It's kind of triangle.
I think like the...
We can definitely like figure on this side.
Like we can like that, that side.
Yeah.
Now they're doing it at the top.
So maybe we could have owned the lump, like this.
Can we get our timer on the screen?
Are we cutting it like that?
I think like that way.
Yeah, but it needs to be a little to the right, so.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, that's nice of you.
It is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, I see it, I see it.
Let's get this surface, lock it up, lock it up.
I don't think time in.
211 grams is the number that team alumni got.
Okay, look, there's a bunch to there.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ready?
You guys still have 38 seconds.
A little bit, like this, like this, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but there's a big lump here. Ready?
Three, two, one.
She wasn't even looking at the cut, and he went for a smackdown.
We're gonna see here. I'll show you guys the side by side.
Yeah.
The side fit is a little bigger.
211 grams the number to beats
Your first half is
1,300 and 12 grams
Your second half
Is
1,448
That is a 136 gram difference on the heaviest melon.
It is going to be international vs. UK for our finals.
All right, it's our last round.
Team UK versus Team International.
For our final round, we brought the cake.
Cake will be your final round.
Team UK, come on up
and select one of the three cakes here.
So far, this team has been phenomenal.
Do you want to pick this one?
No, no! What if I mess up?
You're not going to mess up. Can you mess up?
Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, you haven't messed up.
Okay, this one? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I don't know. I can't take it over the gloves.
It's kind of hot.
Oh, yeah, it's going to fall on the floor.
Are we just qualified if that happens?
There we go. Okay.
No rush, no rush.
Any of this snus chase is part of the game.
This one, we can't use a clamp,
you're just gonna have to free ball it.
The icing is long.
What's the file process here?
Why are you spinning it?
Okay, which fits the widest?
And then we can see the widest.
I think we go like this.
I'm spinning it because I wanted the thickness
to be the same on both sides.
But this problem is this.
No, because of the edge.
What are you thinking?
It needs to be, like, symmetrical through that part.
Like, three.
This doesn't have to have some time, right?
Now, you need to also cut through the cardboard at the bottom.
What?
Is that a troll?
I'm just gonna make you sit up for fun.
Okay, through that, through that.
30 seconds, you guys got this. Last round.
Okay, you ready? That's good.
Let's get started.
There you go.
That's it.
Ooh, smooth. Wait, that looks good.
It looks okay. It looks okay.
It looks better than okay.
Oh boy.
We are professionals.
Take your time.
Okay.
Do we get to eat the cake out there?
We do.
We do?
All right.
I'm intolerant.
Oh, no.
No.
They're talking piece of cake.
Wow, wow, we went crazy there, we went crazy there.
Okay.
So real quick, these are our two halves.
We're going to be weighing them with the same cardboard for both teams.
Your first half.
Eight hundred and fifty-five grams that's eight fifty-five right there
this is a head-to-head so all you have to do is beat the team that's about to
come up your second half is eight hundred and twenty-eight grams it is a
27 grams. It's very good. It's very good. It's very good. So, at this point it should
be pretty obvious how this works. Team Worldwide needs to score better than 27 grams. Come
Come on up. Give it up for Team Worldwide. They're currently in first. They would extend
their lead if they're able to win this. What cake are you going for?
First of all, today is our big friend, French caster Etoualle's birthday. So I'll cut this.
Think about you, bro. Happy birthday to Etoualle.
He's a 30 year old today.
That is our French casser, et al.
Logged right now.
This guy for sure.
Yeah, this is a little uneven on this part.
Yeah, and this is like,
is a little nice on this part, this is fine.
Okay, should we bring this?
I'll pull it right over the edge.
Is this the cutest thing in the relay cake?
No.
Okay, because she could like,
that's the sample size.
I put like a hidden weight or something.
I don't know.
You never know.
You ready?
Now they picked a cake that is falling apart a bit.
Yeah, yeah, watch this side.
The sides a bit janky.
Yeah, just a little bit more.
Okay, yeah, no, yeah, let's go to here.
Let's go to here.
Through the jank.
Let's go through the jank.
Through the jank?
Yeah.
Okay, wait.
Hold up.
Okay, chill.
Okay.
Are they either?
I can't see.
No, no, no, like this.
Close one eye, close one eye.
There he is, there he is.
So I would say to close one eye.
Okay, ready? Three, two, one, go.
Okay?
All right, cut has been made.
The question is, yellow rocket.
Great transfer scenes.
All right, 27 grams is the number to be.
I think it's the same sport.
Yeah, that would be great.
These are your two...
You need to think 27 grams.
Your first half is 836 grams.
Your second half
So
836 grams 27 gram difference
863 grams or less oh
My god, it's
850 grams
Let's fucking go it's a 14 gram difference. I don't know how you did it
Bro, I've got most cakes my birthday than they altogether wait why because in Brazil we have to cut the cakes for everyone
That you're invited to your point you the birthday person does that yeah, and you've had a lot of birthdays
Yeah
30 and still here
All right, congratulations. See worldwide. You guys are the winner
UK
And I don't know how that'll shake up the score, but we're going to go to our casting
desk to find out, casters, how we doing?
Worldwide stays on top, but UK, back in the game.
Big surprise, Scamwig trying to give Mexico a leg up.
Honestly, this game, this streamer game, Slime, is all about integrity with sports like paper
airplane toss.
How could he do some shit like that?
You know, you said a leg up, but it felt like a leg down.
interference on the giant Dark Souls blade that they were using, it just seemed wrong.
And then to result for this horrible emaciated melding, and that these poor sisters are like,
well, great.
I guess this is what we got, and thank God they were allowed to do it again.
Unfortunately, it kind of closed.
It's okay.
But you know what's incredible is, UK, which started today in just a dreadful eighth position,
Steadily been climbing the ranks after two events. They're coming back. They're coming back and like I said
Did I not say that the the international team and the UK team would do well in the cutting in the cutting event?
I think you had some you were very prescient there because the USA, you know
They really tried but ultimately the imperial system is a very sloppy sloppy way to measure things
It's the way a child would measure something. That's about this. Well, I mean that's about that
That's about 10 feet. Well, the British do you stone as a wreck and they should stop it. Okay
Well, let's take a look at the the updated leaderboards the United Kingdom Charlie. Good. Chow
Still in last place with 26 points already doubled yesterday's point total the alumni is in seventh with 30
Wow, we've got a log jam from fourth to seventh one point or two points different in
in fourth Canada France USA alumni all right there within two points our top
three you're number three spot
and number one from tape-to-tape they're the international worldwide streaming
conglomerate, team worldwide with 48 points.
Honestly, you know what was funny? Ludwig asked Selbett,
what are you so good at cutting? He said,
I have to cut my own cake for my birthdays.
I'm this many years old. He must have,
when they unveiled the cakes, he must have been licking his lips.
I don't want to call one of those.
It's unfair that UK were like,
I could, 10 grams difference every single time,
and then Selbett's like, the cake.
Yes, thank God the cake. We're by the way guys. We're having a bit of a debate on the fun on the desk
Well, you know, we were watching Pete seems to think I used the the analogy of like a pie on a windowsill
We thought a clip would go up to one of those cakes and
You know hit lovely the face with there's something I said like a pie on a windowsill like a moth to a flame
Right Pete thinks that the audience watching this broadcast might be too young to even know what that means as a trope
This is Looney Tunes, Acme, Silly, Hihihaha, Piana, Windowsill, that was what our grandmothers
did, Slime.
You are 36 years old.
It's true.
You've got to relate to the youth of this audience.
The youth know about cartoons, Pete.
I think you're underestimating them.
You can like 6'7 and also like Tom and Jerry.
The only cartoonish shit that I've seen is Ludwig's adjudication.
He doesn't know what's going on.
Making up rules adding points here and there if there's a pie on a windowsill he would say no there's not
He's just gonna keep changing and making sure that his favorite team wins
He does mold the narrative like it's kind of like in the Odyssey spoilers
When they make it the pig faces out of the soldiers and that's kind of what he's doing to all the streamer games competitors
It's just
Noses yeah making them into little pigs for you to watch that's kind of what this whole thing is
But I think that you cannot stop a talented team the biggest shock from the last game
Is you have four of the most famous streamers on the planet team USA that had Joe Bart and his teammate?
Well, let me find it really. It was Jinxie a power duo finally united, but they got seventh or eighth place in the cutting
Dude they look bummed. I like so it's obviously ridiculous. It is cutting things in half
and a giant crowd is watching but you pan to like or you go to shots of like
cutie cutie look like she lost like a million dollars like on a bet that was
the other guy Connor he's jumping around like the World Cup by the way
Connor the captain of Team UK it doesn't matter if the ship is sinking he has been
the most vocal supporter for any team at any time ladies and gentlemen let's give
it up for our monkey, Mr. C-Dot VA!
There you go. That's his nickname on the Trash Taste podcast.
Oh, I didn't know. Because he's monkey-brained. He's like an idiot.
Yeah, like a silly guy.
And he gets the juice, the electrodes, the juice.
That's the one. That's his nickname.
Yeah, for Team UK, you kind of just sent the girls in to clean the whole mess up
that the guys have been making throughout the competition.
But it's good to see but speaking of thinning up mess. I can't believe like you said Katie B and QT Cinderella
Getting seventh or eighth place along with Jinx C and Joe Bart. That was an upset. That was an upset
And that was surprising and it was an upset
I just I know that they're gonna come back strong because we still have a lot of group games
We're all five competitors have to contribute, but this is
There was a shot
When Wendy and Evelyn were doing theirs and they lost there's a shot of Archey and Danny
And they're just and he takes off his glasses and our kids play. Yeah
I was like this is real
They care about this which is lovely to see, you know, it's funny because of course everyone watching either here in the
Atmosphere of the USC. It's a beautiful track and field stadium or if you're watching online or watching your favorite comments creators
It's a bunch of fun games the points do matter, but we're all having fun and
And what we're gonna do now is we're gonna send it to our host with the most
The guy who we call scam wig, Mr. Ludwig Ogren.
Oh, no! Ha ha ha ha!
I baited you. We have a little bit more time.
We're going to go to a commercial break so we can sell you some awesome products.
Right? What's wrong with money?
On your mark, get set...
If you're fast like me, then you can also get something fast.
Like the new alien wear laptops.
We've got enough to keep up no matter what I'm doing.
Oh God, how far is 100 meters?
If you guys want, when you go to aw.gg.g.slash.leveling
to get more information.
Time, time, time.
How fast is that?
Oh my God.
Fellas, can we say 1130 tomorrow? I forget.
No, we did not say 1130. What we agreed on was 11.
11 a.m. Sharp.
No, no, no, no, no. You have to say razor sharp.
If you don't say razor sharp, his eyes go into the back of his head
head and you can't remember anything. Also don't do the fellas voice you know how to make you feel.
Okay voice is gone 11 razor sharp I totally got you I have a small ask though can we do a little
bit later. How much later? 7 p.m. Oh my god. 7 p.m. Oh my god. That's so much later.
Letty, the golden goose.
It's good to hear your voice.
Remember when you were blonde?
I do.
This is humiliating.
What if we have plans?
We can't just change what we're doing.
Okay, you wouldn't have plans.
Yeah, you have plans?
Anyways, tomorrow, agenda, it's full.
We should review your list of commitments.
You got time?
Kelly, we talked about this.
Leave me alone.
What?
Letty?
If I was your neighbor, I'd think you're dead in there.
I'm at a dinner party, I'm wearing a tuxedo.
Uh-oh, it's a wellness check.
I haven't seen you in seven days.
What's the cut of the tuxedo?
Low?
Low cut?
It's low cut.
The band's playing, I can't hear you guys, I gotta go.
The connection matters, it has to be AT&T.
It's no band.
I've had it, I've had it with this doubt.
Welcome back to Streamer Games 2026, guys.
It's time to ride the bull.
I contain the bull, is that right?
Well, just so you guys know, I'm going to let you know right now, we're going to watch
our competitors ride the bull.
After that, we're going to do our second Alienware 1v1 where I'm going to take on one of you
guys and a bull ride.
But that will be after the competitors.
First, we're going to watch them do it if you're curious how this works.
Come on if I get a hat here.
Our competitors will all have an authentic cowboy hat.
They will have to get on the bowl, shoes off.
We're gonna go in order of first place,
all the way down to eighth place.
And every competitor will get two attempts.
What we are tracking is their longest total time on the bowl.
Hey, competitors, listen up!
Cause you're gonna have to do this very soon.
They're gonna make it spin.
Oh my gosh.
I don't think I've ever ridden a bowl before.
Can I run it?
Alright, competitors, listen up.
You guys will each get on the bowl, one second, we're going to count you down, you have to
to have one hand on the hat, or at least not touching the ball.
Now here's the rule.
If you touch the ball with your other hand,
you're going to lose a second for every single touch.
If you hold it, then you're just going to be disqualified.
If your hat falls off, you also lose a second.
So like a real cowboy, count me down.
Three, two, one.
Oh my god, what's my time?
What's my time?
Was that 40 seconds?
I felt like I was up there for an hour and a half.
That was 7 seconds?
That felt like infinity!
Well, that'll be it.
Slowest time, last place.
Fastest time, well, no, sorry.
Slowest time, first place.
Fastest time, last place.
Everyone gets two attempts.
We're going to go in order of standings.
So first up from Team Worldwide, who's it?
Who's going to be our ball rider?
Give it up for Devil Leak.
How you doing?
You ready?
All right, all right.
Nope, sorry, your hat.
You know the rule with the hat.
Don't drop the hat.
Don't touch the ball with the other hand.
Don't drop the hat.
All right.
Give it up for Devil Leak, everybody.
It's defense number one.
Now, there's a choice.
Pants or no pants.
You get a little bit of a rash doing no pants.
I'll tell you that much. It hurt.
Double leak on the bowl.
I'm holding on.
We're going to count you down.
Are we good for the countdown?
Five, four, three, two, one.
All right, climbers started.
Tried the ball.
Can't touch the ball with the other hand.
I'm holding it.
I'm actually in the same time.
All ready for the ball.
I'm holding it.
That was insane.
21 seconds on the ball, what the hell?
Okay.
A great round one. How does that hurt?
Eight-fuck it hurts.
Do you need a control tower? I need a control tower.
Maybe run the pants round two. Maybe run the pants round two.
All right. Well, hey, great job, Devil Leak.
Thank you for the hat.
And now we're getting ready for our next competitor.
Twenty-one seconds.
Current best time, much like Hubert Toss.
We'll just have all the time, Sallyed Up.
Whoever's time lasts the longest will be our first place winner.
We're also giving the bowl a little cool down.
It's hot in this LA sun.
Team number two, who's up?
It's Maya Higa.
Maya, you know the rules?
Do you have experience?
I've experienced riding horses, but not bowls.
Now you saw Devil Leap.
Was that intimidating, or you think you could do that?
No, that was a great start.
You saw me.
Was that intimidating?
No.
Just get up there.
Enough of my, everybody.
She's off, she's off.
I don't know if I want to go left or right.
And it's hot.
All right, bye.
He got up for the All-Stars.
Everyone here gets two attempts.
All right, crowd, count us down.
Five, four, three, two, one, go.
Now you see an unofficial time bottom right of your screen.
We'll be tallying these up after to make sure
We have an exact start and stop time.
But you'll get your rough idea of how long it lasts.
And about 13 seconds for Maya before she gets bucked off.
And we did it on the way down.
That's fine.
13 seconds, there was a hand touch on the way down,
but that's all right as long as the hand touch was not
destabilized.
That's OK.
That won't be a penalty.
Oh, sorry.
Down here, all right.
Give me that half back.
Good job, Maya.
get one more chance. Give it up for my everybody. No penalties on that one. Yeah, on the way down, it's fine.
All right, next up, who we got?
All right, Wendy, how you feeling?
Why do you feel confident?
I've done this before at parties. My stepdad is a cowboy. So
You're stuck that's a cowboy. Yeah, so it's already my blood. That's crazy. Yes. All right
Well, you have two times now 21 seconds and 13 and half needs to be on that's gotta be on if it falls
You lose a second and if you touch the bowl with the other hand you lose a second. Okay. All right. You got this
Yes, I get over Wendy everybody
All right y'all
Same deal. Five, four, three, two, let's go.
The way the pull operator usually works, it first tries to book, and there it is.
Just over 13. Was that a touch stance? No touch.
I didn't touch.
touches the call and the hat did not fall off. Let's see what the final time was.
14.2 seconds that does beat up half a round one. Good job, Wendy. Round of applause for Wendy.
All right, everyone will have two shots but I don't think this competitor will
need more than one to prove his point from Team Canada. Martin, come on up!
Now, why are you the choice for the bull rider?
I lied to my team and I said that I've been bull riding for a long time when I haven't.
Do you think that they'll find out after you try it?
I think I believe in myself enough to come in first place.
First place overall?
Yes.
22 seconds?
Yes.
Martin, get on up there! Give it up for Martin, everyone!
All right Martin shoes shoes my bad shoes off bouncy house
All right Martin going on up
Reppin team Canada
All right five four three two one let's go
Oh, that's so, you know, the rules has to have that hat on at all times, cannot use the other
it's a brace on a bull, like a real bull rider.
That's going to be, I think, 12-8, no touch call by the referee, there's a touch on the
way down, 12-52, so that'll be a bit below Maya, I think that'll lock up fourth place
for now, get it from Martin, I'll have one more tenth later on.
Give it up for Martin, everyone.
Martin, how do you feel after doing it?
It hurts a bit, no?
Yeah, it hurts a bit, bro.
Actually, what?
Hopefully not. Good joke.
Alright, let's get our next competitor out of here.
Give it up to Team Fran Tsu-ku!
Yeah!
Tsu-ku, do you have any experience riding a bull?
I'm suddenly not do you think you'll be good at this? Yeah, because I'm supposed like
No, you chose no pants no pain why because I don't know
Okay, are you nervous? No, don't be your tukku get up there. Come on
It's all nervous
is a French activity.
Talking to the bull beforehand, I like the strategy.
You can see our scoreboard.
Devil Leaks in first score of 20.9.
That is our time to beats.
And now we have Suku up there.
Let's go.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Let's go.
Oh, that's a touch.
In a front buck, that will be two penalties.
One for hat loss and one for the hold on the front.
That is two penalties.
We'll get the final score.
The final time is going to be opposite.
9-28.
9 seconds, 28.
10 seconds, that will be our slowest time.
This time, round of applause.
Pertzuk, you have one more attempt.
Really?
You have one more attempt.
Everyone's got two attempts.
That was hard, no?
Yeah, I'm telling you.
All right, we've still got a few more competitors.
Give it up, Team USA, Mari!
USA!
It's very patriotic today.
Ma, are you the Runeist-Tutanist?
The Runeist-Tutanist and the Grippiest, too.
Is that something that will help for bull riding?
Heck yeah, the grip right here and the grip with your thighs.
All right, and you know you can't let go of that hat.
I can't let go of that hat.
You can't touch with the other hand.
So technically, does it have to go with that head then?
Yes.
OK, OK.
You don't have to hold it, but that's the thing on the head.
OK, OK.
Obviously it's easier to hold it.
Put it on the head.
You got this?
Yeah.
All right, one more time for Maury, everybody.
No shoes when you're up there.
No shoes.
All right.
Ari Reppin for Team USA.
All right, five, four, three, let's ride.
All right, starting on the pole, all starts in this pole.
Oh my gosh.
It is going to be our lowest time of the day, Mari.
Final time, 6.49, 8.49.
8.49, I believe that's going to be our worst time of the day so far.
Mari, you still have another chance.
Oh, I do.
You have another chance.
Yes!
No, now I know.
I really like to hear it. Okay. I really got a couple competitors left before we go back to the top of the order
Let's give it up for our alumni. Let's give it up for Wardrobe
So no shoes no shoes in there. Yes, so the first thing I should yeah, well shoes don't help. It's more so for the
How do you feel you have confidence
I have confidence, I feel like, I definitely feel like the hat is like a disadvantage but
it's okay.
It's like cowboys, cowboys wear hats.
Yeah, but I'm not from the country, so.
Alright.
Yeah.
Alright, wardrobe, let's get up there, give it up for wardrobe, one more time.
20.9 seconds is our current first place time.
Eight seconds, roughly is our lowest placing time.
Five, four, three, two, one, let's go!
And we're starting off.
It's all about adapting to what the bull is doing.
Oh, that's going to be a touch.
Holding the hat, still staying on.
Did squeeze out some extra seconds,
but we all saw that hand touch.
That will be a one-second penalty.
It was an 11-72 with a one-second penalty, final score with 10-72.
My leg!
10-72, not bad.
10-72 is not bad.
Again, everybody will get a nether shot, but not until last place gets their shot.
He's got Aspergaze, give it up for my man, C-Dog V-A!
Reckon Team UK!
He's getting mic'd up right now.
Great opportunity for watching at home to subscribe if you guys are watching.
Appreciate that.
Team UK Chance!
Alright, now Connor told me he's very confident in this event.
He said he will die to earn an extra point for his team.
And he's the first person coming up.
Grippers out.
You're going to blind somebody, bro.
Why you got the dogs out?
Yeah, I need extra grip.
All right.
What are you planning on doing going like?
I'm going to hook it.
You're going to hook the ball.
Hold on.
This mic's falling down.
Help me out.
All right.
Let me get your butt.
So I'm allowed to, you know, because this
is a good old fashioned rodeo.
I'm allowed to get a little crazy with my hat.
I'm holding it.
I'm looking at a bunch of balls.
The hat can't fall.
You can't.
Of course.
I can do this?
Of course.
I gotta be able to do that.
Yeah, you can be a showman.
It just can't fall on the ground.
All right.
Connor, going up for Team UK, they desperately need some more points.
They've done so well today, so far.
After being a cowboy, it's been a showman.
All right.
20.9 is current first place eight seconds current last place
Let's ride
That was a phenomenal ride by Connor.
Final time, 18-34, however, a one-second penalty for touching leaves you with a final time
of 17-34.
That's enough.
Her second place so far, give it up for Connor, everybody.
All right, now everybody gets two shots.
We're going to go back to the top of the order.
We're going to go back to team worldwide with our first place competitor,
Devil Leak.
Can we get Devil Leak on up here?
Give it up for Devil Leak, everybody.
Oh, why are you going barefoot?
Because we need that grip.
I look at my toes.
Just get up there.
Standing's on the screen right now.
Devilique is already in first, but can only
improve the time for the other competitors to beat.
They're all going to work a bit more.
All right, y'all.
Let's do it quicker.
Three, two, one, go.
We're off.
Has an ability to improve the time.
Get a great job, round one.
She improved the time round two.
She's hit it too well.
Oh, there's the fall.
But still an amazing time.
I'm not dizzy.
Obviously, we're going to hold her first attempt.
It was better, but it was 69 on the second attempt.
would have been good enough for seconds excluding her first time.
She does still lock her first time 20.9.
One more round of applause for Devonique, everybody.
Setting the gold standard and bull riding.
Now come on back up here, Maya Higa.
She's going right to it.
All right, we're going to jump right into this one.
Trying to get all the points possible for their team.
Let's count it down.
Three, two, one, go!
So far doing a great job.
10 seconds already down.
And she gets 20.9.
Wow.
No penalties.
An amazing run from Maya.
I give it up.
I have no idea how I did.
The final time I'm hearing is 17 seconds, 49 seconds.
We will see what that stacks up with on the leaderboard.
I'm not sure at the moment, 17.49 was the call.
Still have six more competitors to go in our second round.
Let's get our next competitor up there.
Hop on up.
You can go straight to a Wendy.
Give it up for Wendy, everybody, for Team Mexico.
I'm just going barefoot, so I don't want to make them sit.
It's so hot on the astroturf.
All right.
Tell me when you're ready.
You good?
Three, two, one, go.
All right.
It's all about improving the time for your team.
We saw 20.9 happen earlier.
That was the first run.
You've seen 15 more runs.
No one has beaten it.
But Wendy be the first for Team Mexico.
So far doing an amazing job.
Oh my God, has your chance to go all the way.
Wendy does it!
That's the new record!
First place for Wendy in Team Mexico.
22 seconds.
and 15 seconds is the official time for Wendy and Team Mexico.
Give it up one more time for Wendy, everybody.
All right, you can go straight up.
You got this?
Give it up for Martin, everybody.
They don't have the best first run, but has a chance of redemption.
All right.
Three, two, one, go!
For Team Canada.
I never knew what the pool was going to do.
It's all about anticipating and reacting.
Being loose, letting the hat fly.
Look at the confidence from Martin!
Martin's doing amazing!
Martin, to break the record!
Martin, break the record!
30 seconds for Martin and Team Canada!
30-02, you are in first place right now.
How'd you do it?
Just had to get the dogs out.
Just had to get the dogs out. I saw a little showboating. I saw would you like to?
Wait, come on man. What are you doing?
Martin you got first place for your team. Yeah, you did amazing there
Yeah, you were showboating at a certain time you took off your hat. You look at the crowd
It's a little bit of flair. You got to throw that in there sometimes just entertain everybody out there shut up
Oh my supporters
Well, I'd love to see Martin.
That is the new time to beat.
Congratulations.
One more time for Martin.
Team Canada.
All right.
We only got a few competitors left.
He didn't have the best first run, but he is one of the most athletic people here.
A hero at volleyball.
He could be a hero for France today.
Tsuku is hopping back on the bowl for his second attempt.
Tsuku?
Tsukure?
Tsuku.
Tsuku, you ready?
Yes.
All right.
Three, two, one, go!
Now here's the thing about bowl riding.
It is not a measure of strength.
It is a measure of core strength.
Okay, now arm strength, balance.
The ability to go with the flow, beat water.
You can't just perform yourself down, get through every move.
I should use that absination.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get to 20 seconds.
22.
This is good for second.
This took great first place.
Not enough to beat Martin, but enough to secure second for Fritz.
Give it up for Tsukou, everybody.
I think you broke 27.
What was the final? 27?
Whoa!
27-33, final time for Suku.
I hate him.
What?
I hate him.
You hate him?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I loved him, but he broke my heart.
That's, that's, sorry.
All right.
We only got a few competitors left.
Mari, how we doing?
I don't know, I gotta get more grip for here,
because the leggings were slipping me off.
So you're going, you're going with the short strats?
Yeah, the short strats.
That hurts.
for your team. Yes. Get on up there. I know it's hot. Give it up for USA, Marry everybody!
What? Fuck. Marry, let me know when you're ready.
Is this good? Right here? You good?
Three, two, one, go! All right. Huge improvements from round two compared to round one for basically
every team. I think they're learning how it works. They're learning the meta.
27 seconds now. Sorry with an early dive. It's hard. It's not gonna be able to enter
the top four. 13-92 the final time for Mari's second run. We have a couple of
competitors left. Ron wants to be karate later Ron. Yeah, Ron I'm down. What's up
Agent, the blue line, you can't cross the blue line, no way, it's the blue line, bro.
Well, it's too late now, so yeah.
Get it for Agent, I guess.
Alright, next up, Wardro going back on the bowl.
Getting right to it for the alumni.
They've done well today again.
The performance by Soyl and the Cuba toss, great performance in the half and half.
Now, Wardrobe has the chance to make magic happen, currently in last for his team.
Wardrobe, are you ready?
Three, two, one, go!
Alright, he's in last.
He needs at least 14 seconds to get an extra point.
Lightning the half is something I've never seen.
So far, beating his first round, Todd hasn't fallen yet.
Now, beating seventh place, Gordrow!
That was amazing!
Gordrow, that was an 18-91 great job.
I know that wasn't easy, but you fought for your team.
I saw the grit that will be an improvement.
We'll see where the scoreboard ends up.
Oh, there was one penalty, one penalty.
All right, so 18.91 of one penalty,
which makes it 17.91.
And we only have one competitor left.
Come on, y'all.
Get loud for Team UK's C-Dog VA.
Oh.
Connor, you did well the first time,
but some people have improved their time.
It's tough now.
Yeah.
I reckon I'll be all right, though.
All right.
I got it.
I'll out of here then.
Get out there, man.
Hey, hey, save it for later.
Connor hopping on up.
You can see he is currently sitting in fifth place.
He needs a time of 21 seconds to get into the top four.
Everyone's improved their second run.
They're understanding some of the meta.
Connor, when you're ready, let me know.
Connor, you good?
Three, two, let's go!
Here it is, last run of the bowl.
Twenty-one seconds to jump up a spot, thirty seconds for first.
The hips shake, Connor, old, not strong. Good move there.
Keeping the knees tight.
He's holding on still, he's fighting, he's fighting!
The spin was too much, 1955, he's going to hold fifth place, quick replay there.
He was holding on, but couldn't get his weight back over to the other side.
Too much mass at the bottom, swung him off.
Still not a bad performance for Connor or Team UK.
Guys, give it up one more time to all of our competitors.
Competitors, you guys can now enjoy your lunch, get out of the sun, because the second half
of this day is going to get crazy.
We got dodgeball, we got Simon Says, and then we got penalty shootout, and I'm going to
tell you all right now, penalty shootout is worth double the points.
So get ready, get fed, get hydrated, because I need a lot more out of you, but there's
somebody I'm not done with.
All right, all right, all right, we have our last Alienware 1v1.
The way it works is simple.
They beat me, they get a 16 inch, area 51, gaming laptop, the very one that I use.
Is it actually your birthday?
You got the ID?
You're 15 years old?
You sure you're celebrating your 15th birthday here?
It's actually his 15th birthday.
Put it on, you're putting it on...
That's a very big thing to put on.
Is it not his birthday?
It is! I don't know!
He's lying bro. He's lying. He's lying. He's lying.
How's that scary to put on God? It's your birthday.
No, this is crazy.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
I need to hear do you dead ass think you will win because everyone here will be so mad
if you get up there and you lose in five seconds.
Dead ass I think I got that.
What is your name?
My name is Courtney.
Courtney, I need you to look at his camera and say my name is Courtney and I'm gonna
I'm going to beat Ludwig Gast.
My name is Courtney, and I am going to beat Ludwig Gast.
Yeah!
All right, let's get Courtney up here.
Just go around this way.
All right, we're going to get Courtney up here for the 1v1.
While we get everything set up, let's go to our caster desk,
get an update on the scores for the competition
from the bull riding.
Take a couple of minutes, and then we'll finish up
with our Alienware 1v1.
Really, this was a 16-inch area 51 without lead,
or 39 inch monitor?
Either way, it's a win-win because you're getting Alienware
products at the end of the day.
And double win if you can embarrass Nadia.
I love authentically enjoying brand.
Get on that Alienware bull.
I like Courtney.
I will deadass.
My name is Courtney and I will deadass beat Ludwig.
Second chicken get hyped for the camera to key string this oh it's a
W waiver.
That's a good thing to say.
W waiver.
Sure.
We up.
You know, why wouldn't you just say on God?
I mean, he just sold his friend out.
But you know what?
First of all, rumbling, stumbling, bumbling, just like we predicted.
Canada, best bull riders.
We didn't do that.
I'm just saying the ridiculousness of it.
Martin crushed.
I mean, you know what?
My heart was with Wardrobe and Suku bringing the vibes.
But if I had to pick a favorite competitor,
from all 40 we've had today, it's my name is Courtney,
and I'm going to dead ass beat Ludwig.
She's the best.
It's important.
It's important to have that kind of blind confidence.
When you're going up against a rigged system,
he obviously has rigged this in some way.
All I want.
I want nothing for any future birthday or Christmas.
I want Courtney to beat his ass so bad.
It would be justice, wouldn't it?
Yes.
It's just as delivered at the streamer games, usually not really.
No, I mean, look at Ludd just changing the rules and throwing out points and cutting melons.
We need this for not just us, but for all the viewers.
The people.
Courtney is all of us right now.
That's right.
And I honestly, I think she's got it.
I think she does too.
I think writing that mechanical bull is about confidence.
You saw actually how every time, every second ride, it was way better than the first.
Right.
Can we talk about something?
Yes.
I know what you're going to talk about.
hit me with it. Are all bull rides created equal? They're not. That's the
essence of a wild animal. So we do have a bull operator, a licensed man, or woman,
I haven't met them, who I believe is an elderly statesman, and they control the
bull. You can't expect an equal bull every time when they do this thing for
real. They're jumping everywhere. You can't, but we're about to find out if the
true champion of the people, Courtney, can defeat Ludwig in an Alienware 1v1
Let's go down on the field and find out right now
All right y'all some once again for our Alienware 1v1
You guys remember yesterday
Didn't go so well for a guy named Luis
Luis yesterday
Frankly Luis you got your ass beat
But today guys give it up for Courtney
Who has a shot up eating me now Courtney here's the deal if you win
You get this, 16-inch Area 51 flagship gaming laptop from Alienware.
If you lose, it's not all bad. You get a 39-inch 5K OLED monitor.
All right? That's not bad.
But I know you want to leave here a champion.
Now here's the deal.
I'm going to go first.
Same rules apply where we're going to each go whoever lasts longer wins.
You got to keep the hat on. You can't touch with the other hand.
That make sense?
I'll go first, so you'll know the time you need to beat.
And I'm going all out.
Five, four, three.
All right, oh my gosh 1788 courties are time to beat oh my god, I'm a damn athlete
Courtney, you know the drill, 17 seconds, 88-10 seconds, if you beat it, you win, if
you're slower, well then you're out.
All right, let me know when you're ready.
Guys, I need you to get loud for the last countdown.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Let's go, Corny.
So far, so good.
Alienware 1v1.
You get confidence from the stands.
17 seconds, 88 seconds.
So, holding on there's the crowd!
14-68.
Looks like the athlete wins again.
You guys really think I should give her one more chance, but she only gets two, right?
Courtney, are you down to try it again?
You need a second or you're good to go?
You're good?
You can get some water right now.
We have plenty.
You want some water?
Right here.
Alicia, I got you.
Give it up for Alicia, everybody.
Thank you for the water.
That'd be water.
Courtney, here's the deal.
1788.
What was I at?
You were at 14 seconds, 14-16, so you're only three seconds off.
You just need to hold on a little longer, and you know the rules.
Don't drop the hat, don't touch the bowl.
It's harder than it looks.
So, would you say I'm kind of an athlete?
No.
Okay, just get on the bowl.
Alright, last attempt for Courtney.
Come on, let's go, let's get some claps.
All right, Courtney in five, four, three, two, let's ride.
Halfway through the time she needs to beat.
Starts to get harder the longer it goes.
She might do it! Courtney wins!
And she's still holding on!
25-38 final time. Give it up for Courtney one more time!
Come on!
What?
Come on, kid!
Come on!
Courtney, congratulations.
Thank you.
Courtney, you'll be going home with our Alienware 16-inch
Area 51 flagship gaming laptop.
Congratulations to you.
Thank you!
Big shout out to Alienware!
Alienware!
Thank you, fucking God!
And guys, we are gonna go back to our casters' desks
to brief us on what's happening in the second half of the day
for a halftime show.
see you guys in a little bit. One more shout out to Courtney everybody.
Finally Pete, finally, finally justice is delivered in some small way.
Oh my god. Thanks John. Oh man, I think the raw emotion pouring out of Courtney, when I believe she said as old great moments in sports are...
Let's fucking go!
I love it.
It's just real human experience, overcoming a tyrant.
Honestly, it's toppling a tyrantic government.
It's getting one over the bully.
It's finally cracking back against that boss who never gave you the promotion.
Down goes Ludwig.
Up goes the rest of us collectively as she wins a 16-inch gaming monitor.
I'd love to see that.
I am so overjoyed.
much like I think some of our teams that have made some serious progress the bull ride
Provided us a little bit of intrigue with just three remaining games left after halftime
That's gonna decide our
2026
Streamer games number three champion, and I don't think you can get much closer slime
I would like to see the scores and maybe we can throw them up on the on the screen because again for me
the story is the UK. Can they mount a comeback after the industrial revolution? Can they, can they,
can I, can I put another wind in the back? Can I, can I talk about the industrial revolution
real quick? Please. I screwed up and they're telling me repeatedly over and over in the chat.
I said 16 inch monitor, I meant laptop, I'm so sorry. Oh, that's fine. I wish you'd seen if you
were paying attention. I'll say this, a 16 inch monitor, that's really small. That's a really
small monitor. I'm glad I got that. That's crazy. One to buy. I wish you got two chances. I think we
We should give her a smaller monitor is that like that's so bad. I'm on Ludwig's side now. I they are man
Okay, so after we had that really close score we have seen a little bit of clarity not much change the top with team worldwide, right?
Yeah, I mean it's just such a gigantic lead and it's mostly competitive
But once it hits the alumni in sixth place, it's kind of like alright. There's only three games left
Maybe at this point you play him for the clip. I don't know. Yeah, you could be doing that
But right now, I think the biggest surprise is Team Mexico,
which was controversial going into the game.
Their team has showed up and played out,
and they've steadily climbed the ladder
and now sit squarely in second place.
I don't know, your Dark Horse France started today at seventh.
They've moved up to fifth.
Only four points away from the silver medal.
It's going to be really competitive, and I will say,
I'll give you guys a little breadcrumb
of what might happen later on.
the final event, the penalty kick, the PK shootout,
there's gonna be a bit of nuance to the points
that happened during that event.
That's all I can say, and that's all I will say.
We heard it from Ludwig in his own cryptic words.
Guys, make sure you let him know that on the penalty kicks,
things are gonna get a little weird.
Yeah, and he said it like a millennial like that.
He talks like that.
just use your normal voice but that means that it could still be anybody's
game but we are going to be going to halftime which is going to be a
fantastic show I know that we've got the Red Bull BC one breakers they're
going to put on a hell of a show yes and we've got plenty of stuff after that
we've got dodgeball a legendary Simon says he's back again and then the
finale the PK shootout yep that's right so this half time just coming up or I
I think we're going to go to a quick app break and then we're cut.
Come back to half time.
If you can break dance at home, try as hard as you can with your full force and your full
body in your bedroom or whatever you're at right now.
Try to follow along with the BC one breakers.
Send him a tweet with the video.
Hashtag streamer games three and he'll judge his favor one and give you a 16 inch lap.
They're not giving you.
If you get hurt, if you get hurt in that video, I will ignore it.
He's not, he's not.
No promises.
Anyway, can we send a break? Is that good?
Thank you so much production. We're gonna go ahead and send it to a break and we'll be right back after this.
I gambled.
No, we did not say 11.30. What we agreed on was 11.
11 a.m. sharp. No, no, no, no, you have to say razor sharp. If you don't say razor sharp, his eyes go into the back of his head and he can't remember anything.
Also, don't do the fellas voice. You know how it makes you feel. Okay voice is gone
11 razor sharp. I totally got you. I have a small ask though. Can we do a little bit later?
How much later?
7 p.m. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's so much later.
Letty the golden goose. It's good to hear your voice. Remember when you were blind?
I do.
This is humiliating. What if we have plans? We can't just change what we're doing.
Okay. You wouldn't have plans.
Yeah, you have plans?
Anyways, tomorrow, agenda, it's full. We should review your list of commitments. You got time?
Kelly, we talked about this. Leave me alone.
What?
Whatty?
If I was your neighbor, I'd think you're dead in there.
I'm at a dinner party! I'm wearing a tuxedo!
Uh-oh! It's a wellness check. I haven't seen you in seven days.
What's the cut of the tuxedo?
Low?
Low cut?
It's low cut.
Ah, the band's playing, I can't hear you guys, I gotta go.
Connection matters, it's past me, AT&T.
It's so bad.
I've had it! I've had it with this doubt.
I'm strong, but lucky for me my gear's even stronger.
Ready to take on even the most demanding games.
Go to aw.gg.com to find out more.
Is that the record?
What everyone else got?
Eight meters.
Holy smokes.
You don't look so good, boss.
Tell me about it.
There's a real inferno down here, and I'm burnt out.
Here, try a Red Bull.
It's devilishly good.
Red Bull?
Oh, that tastes heavenly.
Wait a minute.
Watch this.
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
Wings? Wings? I can't have wings! That in my position!
Red Bull gives you wings!
Welcome back, everyone. We are glad to present to you the half-time show, and I'm going to leave it to the co-host with the most.
Slime, can you give it up for our guys and girls?
What? Do you want me to clap?
No, I mean like...
You want me to give it up for them?
Yeah!
Like, I'm in the crowd?
No, I mean, we're all gonna be...
Woo!
We're going to be witnessing it together.
This is guys, we're going to go right to this is our half time
show. This is the Red Bull BC one breakers.
Again, the Slime Breakdance Challenge Breakdance in your
room. Send me a video and if you get hurt, do not let me know.
Let's get into the half time show of the streamer game 2026
right now.
What's up streamer games. We got some of the best B boys and
B girls from all around the world.
Make some noise for the Rebel BC1 breakers!
Whoa!
Let's go!
We got peanut. Make some noise for peanut. The louder you cheer, the better he dances.
Let's go. What? This is not easy. Chill. Here we go.
Little G. Whoa!
Ladies and gentlemen, your Olympic gold medalist, Phil Wizard.
Chill, Phil.
Represent Canada.
Whoa!
Go crazy, Phil.
Crazy, Phil.
We got Lynx, full force, MIA.
Whoa.
Let's go.
We're the ladies out.
We got B-girl Kate.
Let's go!
We're the ladies out, we got B-girl Kate!
What's up, Kate?
Squadron!
Squadron.
Makes him know what to feel like what you've seen so far.
What's up, streamer games?
It's left time. It's left time. Hold up.
Representing Hawaii.
Uh-oh. Pookie.
More loads crew Boston make some noise if you want to see him spin watch it
chill poop what
whoa listen to the music
We got little G, the power mover from Venezuela.
Go crazy.
What?
Make some noise for the Red Bull BC One Breakers.
Give it up, give it up.
Thank you, Streamer Games.
Unbelievable. I was I was watching that and I was like there's no way my body could ever
do something like that in a million years. Not in our current state. And I have a game
to play with you. Let's do it. Simon's just put your hand on your head. Simon's just put
your hand on the shoulders. Simon's put your hand on the shoulders. Simon's put your hand
your hand on the shoulders.
How is he so good?
I'm tired of your mind games.
Right before we go live, you always
tell me we're going live in three,
two, and you're like, tell them an anecdote
about breakdancing. What? You didn't have anything.
I didn't understand what that
sentence meant. What we do
have for you is Steve Max,
a returning hero
of the streamer games. The segment
is also, sorry, it's always really, really fun.
And we're going to throw it down
on the field for an official event from Shimmer Game.
That's worth points.
It is.
Simon says.
No, I think it is.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
And God knows I've been wrong a lot on the past two days.
Is this particular version of Simon
says a crowd-interacted version, I think, exclusively?
Well, when Steve Max does this, it typically
is in front of crowds.
Well, I mean, it's not the participants of the games.
This is an interactive thing for everybody in the audience.
So you can play Simon Says at any time.
You can even play it right now.
Now, there is something, one thing to talk about, being an international squadron this
year, the French, we're saying, we're a bit nerfed here, not just the French obviously,
but the French were the most vocal about their concern.
It's going to be interesting to see how our non-native English speakers navigate an English
game with Simon Sets.
Well, it's as much physical as it is auditory, so if your eyes are keen, you've got the vision,
you can make the move.
So I think that, you know, Steve, he's a very great crowd-controlling host.
I think he'll give a little bit of a leash to some of our international players.
You're saying he's going to put foreign people on a leash.
Wow.
You're here to hear from Pete.
American Pete, really.
Isn't that your name?
I mean, I've changed.
I have permanent residency in Japan, essentially, so I guess I would also be included.
But thanks.
I do appreciate that.
Well, guys, do we want to get into it?
I think that we still need a little bit more time.
Steve is a mercurial guy. He's ready when he's ready. He shows up at his whims.
He is, I think, of all the people I've seen hosting a public forum.
Not only a crowd favorite, but he does this year-in-year round across arenas in the world.
He's the best Simon Says host of all time.
Do you think he's a modern-day warlock?
I think there's some magic involved.
Right? Yeah.
Like some sort of like, he should wear like, he should have like a cane, like a staff.
Now, what he does, he commands us to do things and we just do them.
So does production.
That's true.
So does LUD.
Yeah.
So does LUD.
So a lot of warlocks out there, maybe your boss is one, maybe not.
But I think that, see, the big difference between this is I don't think this particular
version is with the players.
I don't know.
I mean, look, here's the thing.
We were fed rules earlier today about Kubert and about the Kubert rules, and we read them
on the screen, Pete, and guess who changed them last minute?
Guess who changed them last minute?
The guy down there that tried to scam a bull ride.
Okay?
So we're just out of whim.
That's what it's like.
It's just what it's like.
You're just out of whim.
It's tough.
You just touch whatever you want, and then he puts you on a desk, and he expects you
to be quiet about it.
He expects you to be quiet about it.
I can't quite be...
You're off next year. That's what happened and not he made one comment
They you guys don't know the relationship between nut and mudwick is frosty
He's tough I mean not just to the obvious when you're watching live scam week
He treats us all very very tough
But he's a cruel taskmaster because he wants the best show possible and we're going to be giving it to you
I think that the break dancing was great the competition so far has been amazing and the best part about today's events is
is the final three activities are all going to be group games.
So every single participant here at the games
is going to have to get their hands dirty
and carry their team to victory.
No, it's very important.
There's no more, you got this, I got this.
It's got to be a team game.
Yeah, and you know, it's dual synergies we saw a lot
and the things like the cutting and the crate stacking and stuff.
But really, how do you work as a whole squadron?
You know what I'm really excited about is dodgeball.
Dodgeball is gonna be my favorite event. Well, penalty kicks and dodgeball go up there
But volleyball showed a lot of cracks in the foundation yesterday between which teams are working well together and which teams
really struggle
I mean, it's gonna be tough dodgeball is one of those games
What were you liking PE class? I was last picked. No, you're shitting me. I'm shlubby
Yeah, I was what did you excel in? Oh?
I hate this. I was a drama kid
No, you're kidding.
I'll tell you, yes, I will say this.
I'm quite proficient in all sports.
I didn't even have to have a drama program.
I didn't even have the opportunity to be a drama guy.
I probably would have been one.
So you must have been right out the gate.
I first picked first round slime.
Go.
No, it's funny because without the drama program,
I actually did nothing.
I just go home.
I played Counter Strike.
That's so Warcraft 3 Dota.
So base.
That's what I did.
I mean, we'd be here.
We'd be great.
Dreams come true.
That's right. You can do anything.
Look at this nerd. Yeah, we did it.
So theater was great, but I do have a passion for sports.
I love all of them here.
I do have a little update, though. Please.
I'm going to tell you guys in case you how unaware of what Simon says
or the rules are. Let me break it down for you.
There are going to be five players per team.
So this is an official event.
Each team will send one player
into five qualifying rounds.
When a player wins a qualifier,
their team advances to the final round.
Five teams compete in a final round of Simon says.
It's funny, when you watch this from home,
and I've watched this for two years now,
and sometimes Steve Maxwell does have baseball games
and stuff like that,
but you start to feel like it's not that hard.
And like you can meta game it and stuff like that.
Steve has been doing this so much,
he knows exactly how to mix you up
And more than just like, touch your head, touch your, like,
he has arcane tricks that even the most seasoned
Simoners can't break.
And also, like they say a bartender has eight ears.
It's a famous idiom because he hears all conversations
in a bar.
Steve, his eyes, his peripheral, you try one false move,
you are out.
Oh my god, he, dude, I think, I think the eagle eye,
the chat is the ultimate eagle eye,
it is the nopticon.
Oh my god, do I know that?
can remember last year someone didn't get caught by Steve and it was a big deal
but big deals in the chat get kind of smoothed over like cement for instance
shoe gate oh that was a really short-lived one I'll say it you guys in the
chat I was really short-lived you guys didn't hold your guns on that you just
didn't he folded very quickly you also there was the agent paper airplane oh
Oh, right. Yeah, the big flashlight he made out of bundled up things.
I'll tell you what, I can't wait for the next controversy.
It's going to be off of our shoulders and we're sending it down to Steve Max
for a legendary round of Simon Says.
Yeah. Hey, thank you very much Pete. Thank you, Slime.
What's going on, people?
Are you kidding me? Come this way.
Look at these fans out here. It's like 85 degrees out.
This is absolutely crazy balls.
It's my third year.
It's the third streamer games.
And you know what I see when I look out there?
I see streamer game fans,
and I see excellent Simon Says players out there.
Let me just get a feel.
Simon says hands up, Simon says hands down.
Let me try again.
Hands up and no, awful.
Now listen, I feel bad because you got the flag cape.
Here's what I want to do.
Who wants to win $25,000 today?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you're gonna have to go somewhere else
because it won't happen here.
But I'll tell you what I do want to do.
I want to dub as Simon says, fan champion today.
So here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna bring, I'm gonna come over here
because you just said you love me.
And so Simon says, I want you to make your way
that over there.
Make your way over there, there's two cities up there.
I'm coming down, I'm walking down, I'm walking up.
Who wants to?
That guy right there, back there, make your way.
You, sir, yeah, yeah.
You wanna do it?
I got it.
Who says there?
You wanna do it?
Wait a minute, wait, wait, hold on a second.
There is a way.
This is what, this is what I want.
All right, let's go.
Make your way down there.
Yeah, and you, and you, let's go.
All right, let's go, I can wait down, there we go.
One, two, three, four, let's go, we're walking down.
We're walking, we're walking, now we're picking, we're walking.
I can't, if you're holding her hand, I can't pick you.
But you know what?
I feel bad for all the people up there, isn't it?
All right, you, let's go, let's go.
Tiny, tiny person, let's go.
Yes, tiny person, come on.
Come on, tiny person.
Go this way, tiny person, tiny person.
Go to the end of the thing there.
You'll see people, they'll tell you what to do.
Move it, move it, yes, let's go, let's go.
Hold on a second, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hold on, let me come here, let me come here.
Wait a minute, do you want to get in on this?
Let's go! Let's go!
Alright, how many people do we have so far?
If anyone found it, we're going to do it. We're going to do it.
You, and we're going to do it.
You know what? All the way if you have it. Right here.
Okay, that's it. Right here.
That's it. Right here. Everyone.
Right here. Right here.
I didn't choose you. I didn't choose you though, right?
All right, I didn't shoot.
Here we go, hold on.
All right, now.
Did I choose you?
Get online right here.
All right, here we go.
Wait, one, two, three, four, five, six.
Okay, and wait, where is, where is Tiny Girl?
Where is Tiny Girl?
Is she there?
No, Tiny Girl.
Where is Tiny Girl?
I don't see Tiny Person.
Is she in there?
All right, here we go.
Simon says, let's go.
We're coming out now.
We're coming out right here.
Make your way right here.
Let's go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
That's it.
All right.
Here we go.
Wait a minute.
All right.
So Simon says, everyone, we're lining up along this.
This is the long jump track right here.
All right, now listen, now what happened to Tiny Girl?
Did she just say no, I can't do it?
Is that what happened?
All right, well listen.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
Simon says give it up for these people over here.
So, here's how this works.
We're going to do just one round so that everyone gets all the mistakes out of their system.
I mean, I do like corporate events where there's like 50,000 people and I get them all out
in 15 minutes.
You know, it's easy for me to do this, but you folks are what we call lay people.
You don't do this all the time.
So let's get mistakes out of our system.
Good.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, you're killing me, people.
Now wait, just now, no, no, you're still in.
Just get the mistakes out.
Simon says hands up.
Look at her, she's not even looking at me,
she's looking at the turf.
I will warn you right now,
if I see someone not looking at me,
I will simply say Simon says touch this,
and they won't know what this is,
and by the time they look up to see what this was,
they'll be out, because I will have moved on.
So just fair warning, I wanna be fair.
Simon says one hand up, both hands up.
Simon says both hands up.
Simon says, give me a big jump.
Woo!
Hands down.
Oh no, Simon says hands down.
All right, Simon says up, Simon says down.
Simon says, lean this way, lean this way.
What are we having, a collision?
Simon says stand up straight, hands up.
Simon says hands up.
Simon says hands down.
I'll be, listen, I don't wanna put you
in a bad frame of mind, but you are awful.
Simon says I'm sure you'll do that. It's a good thing this is still a warm-up. All right. Here we go
Signance is up some it's is down some it's shoulders. So much is belly some it is up some it's is down
All right, here we go
one more warm up
supersonic Simon says
Summits his head some it's a belly some it's his head so much is belly so much is a it so much is belly so
But this is me so it's a belly some it's his head so much is it so much is it so much is it some it's his head?
Summits his head, summits his belly, summits his belly, summits his knees, summits his knees, summits his head, summits his knees, summits his knees, summits his knees, summits his knees, summits his hands up, hands down, summits his hands down, hands up, no, hands up, hands down, hands down, summits his up, summits his down, summits his up, summits his down, summits his up, summits his wave, summits his stop, hands down.
you're killing me. Simon says hands down. Simon says everyone separate a little bit.
Here we go. You ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? You ready? Ready, ready, ready,
ready. Are you ready? All right, here we go. This counts. If you make a mistake, the crowd
will cheer for you as you walk back to the exit right over there and thank you for participating
today not only in front of the thousands in attendance but the millions watching at home.
All right here we go Simon says take a deep breath in Simon says blow it out and let's see who the
third annual streamer games fan champ will be. Here we go this counts hands up
Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. All right, here we go.
Sonance is up. Sonance is down. Sonance is lean forward. Stand up straight. Sonance is stand up straight. Hands up.
Thank you very much. Appreciate you.
And then there were nine participants, Simon says, put up your left hand, that's your
right hand.
You can't really put up your wrong hand, yes, yes, all right.
Yes, yes, thank you very much and shame on you.
All right, here we go.
That whole right-left thing is so crazy.
All right, here we go.
says wave Simon says stop both hands up you're out you're out you're out thank
you very much one two three four thank you so much appreciate you for playing
Simon says hands down and then there were four Simon says what is your name
I'm Phil Phil Simon says your name Tyler Phil and Tyler Simon says your name
Tatum! Tatum! Phil Tyler, Tatum O'Neill.
Simon says Phil Tyler. Tatum, Simon says your name.
Luis. Luis!
Round of applause. Who's going to win? Simon says will it be Phil.
Simon says will it be Tyler. Simon says will it be Tatum.
Or Simon says will it be Luis.
Here we go.
The stakes have never been higher.
I wish you all the best of luck.
Here we go.
Signets is up, signets is down, signets is run,
signets is stop, hands up.
Signets is hands up, run in place.
You definitely did a little runny runny signets.
You're out.
Thank you very much.
Signets has moved down a little.
Signets has stopped, hands down.
You're out, you're out.
Look at this guy!
Look at that!
Louise!
But stay here Louise, look at this.
Louise!
Look at this.
It's like an episode of cops.
Look at this.
Simon says hands down.
You are taking it serious, baby.
Look at this.
You get the Steve Max championship t-shirt.
This is, you know, the cool thing about this shirt,
you know, people ask me, old Jim,
oh Steve, hook me up with one of your shirts.
And what do I say?
No way, no way, because you got to earn this puppy.
Oh, damn.
The Reeves Simon says congratulations.
Thank you, my appreciated.
You're 20, 26, streamer game, Simon says champion.
Thank you, everyone.
Hey, I'll see you a little bit later as we play Simon Says with the Streamers.
Bye-bye, everybody.
Here we go.
Is it even live or not?
Alright, hello everybody!
How y'all doing?
How was half time?
Hey, quick check in with my crowd.
Have you guys reapplied your sunscreen yet?
And if you have why are you waving no why are you waving yes?
I see you with the black shirt in the silver chain looking really muscular
You probably have a lot more sunscreen to apply than other people
Get some sunscreen on y'all take care of yourselves get hydrated
We have a lot of event left
Thank you
So we got three events left today y'all.
Our next event is a team event first of the day.
Our next event is going to be dodgeball.
Now this is a 5v5 team event.
You're wondering at home.
We are using the styrofoam balls, the handouts.
Simple rules.
Guys we know how dodgeball works.
competitor is going to start with one foot on the line here, run up, try to bring the
balls back to their team, you cannot throw until you cross back over this line.
So you've got to come here, grab your ball, go back over, cross this line, and then you
can chuck it if you want.
All right, simple dodgeball rules.
If it hits you, you are out, and you catch it, the person who threw it is out, and you
get to bring a teammate back in.
First team to knock out the opponent's team players wins.
All right?
It's going to be a bracket.
You're curious how we decide who plays who.
Last place gets to pick their opponent.
A little comeback mechanic.
Say that one more time for me.
And so Team UK is our last place team.
And they chose to go up against the alumni.
So we're going to see Team UK versus the alumni
for our first round.
Now, only ever rule worth noting, OK?
You can't step out of bounds if you'd
like to get a ball that went back here.
We have some fences that you can see to stop the balls
from going out of play and some rest who will provide more.
You can't step out of play.
You cannot throw a ball from out of play.
You cannot throw a ball from out of play,
but you can still be hits from out of play, all right?
And then the only other thing is in professional dodgeball,
technically, technically speaking,
this is the way it works in professional dodgeball.
If you throw a ball at me and I pop it up
and then my teammate catches it, you would be out.
This is considered a part of your body.
We're not doing that for cool factor.
Cool factor reigns supreme.
So we're gonna count it as a normal catch.
But that's your rundown for dodgeball.
After that, we are doing Simon Says
And then, as almost everyone is practicing right now,
can you show that?
Look at that.
Everyone right now is practicing penalty kicks
because it is the main way back in this competition.
Double the points.
I would do way better than that.
I'm a brick, Joe, I'm an athlete.
Damn!
Y'all mind if I get a shot in?
So you got to be 12 yards back. Is this 12 yards? Did we count? Is this 12 yards?
3 mixtures, is this 12 yards?
Alright, that's 12 yards.
This will come up later. You can't step off the line.
I want to be shot with a gun. I want to be shot and killed. I want to be struck down
by a B-52 bomber. Look and leave for me on the host. Ah, it doesn't matter. I'm running
All right, are we good for dodgeball?
We're good, rest, we're good.
Okay, competitors for dodgeball.
Did you really run a replay?
I know where the replay van is.
Do you think I don't know where the van is?
Competitors!
Don't know where the van is?
Competitors!
Don't do it, don't do it.
Don't fuck with them, son of a-
I will find the fucking van!
Guys, listen!
All competitors!
All right, it is very important you do not cheat because a lot of you motherfuckers are
going to try to cheat.
You are going to be grazed by a ball and say it didn't hit you.
If it touches any part of you, it hits you.
We have refs who are hawk eyes looking at every single one of you.
And let me say, if we catch a team cheating, we're going to be a little meaner to that
team.
All right, maybe you'll be kicking from 13 yards out instead of 12.
So play honest here.
I swear, if you guys cheat me, now let's introduce our first two teams.
First up, give it up for the alumni, everybody!
All right, let me talk to the captain of this team real quick.
Mr. Keen, you had some controversy with this team.
I believe there's a player who's trying to quit, who wore a different team's jersey.
Yes, that is correct.
Has that created a chasm in vibes? How have you dealt with that?
Honestly, the chasm started before the jersey.
All right, it started from yesterday when we saw that absolutely abysmal volleyball performance.
I saw that on TikTok. It was pretty bad.
It was bad.
It was pretty bad.
Now come over here, Jason, because we're all talking about you.
Hey, what's up, team?
I'm getting booze.
You're getting booze, bro.
Jason I have seen you win a push-up fade against about 30 damn people you're an athlete
Somewhere deep in there. There's an athlete bring them out in dodgeball, right?
Who lost to Jason that we can go big come on give it up for Jason
It's your time to shine, girl. It's your time to shine.
Show.
Now, let's talk about the competitors. Give it up.
Team UK.
Connor, who was the decision maker behind choosing the alumni
and why the alumni?
So, uh, truthfully, you know, you're mulling it over.
We thought perhaps it might be our best chance.
And that's just based off of what, Avergite?
I mean, truthfully, I think just Ron has such negative aura here.
He's gonna drag Poltie down.
Ron? Which one of them do you think is Ron?
They're all the same, the face boys. There's no difference.
They're not even on face anymore.
I don't know what that is.
You're so old, bro. You're so old.
Guys, just so everybody knows, this is a bracket, right?
So four teams are gonna lose round one.
The tiebreaker is how many people are left
on the winning team.
So let's say for example, you guys won, all right?
But there's only one person left,
that would be the tiebreaker,
because they did a good enough job of eliminating four.
Does that make sense?
Now you might be thinking to yourself,
a lot of like what if two teams had one person left?
Well then it's how long they lasted,
how long the game itself lasted.
because it's one game of dodge ball.
Now we're gonna jump into this game, but to help me cast it, we got the help of Slime and Pete Slime.
Pete, you hear me alright?
Ludwig, come in. Can you hear us?
I hear you and you sound good Slime and healthy.
Pete, now you. Ludwig, can you hear me?
Yeah, I hear you. I already said yes.
That's awesome.
Let's lock in slime because we're going to be help calling the action of dodgeball while Ludwig is the adjudicator team UK versus
streamers university alumni
You know it's plenty I was in a bit in the professional dodgeball game myself
I would love to get a dog while turn it three years ago. Okay, and it is a
It's a harder game than you remember any tips for the competitors
They'd like to pass on as a veteran if you can dodge a wrench about that one
But I do think the meta of
Founcing a ball off of one to block is still very effective, but you gotta be careful
Right and we're about to get underway here in the ultimate test of skill and savvy and aura is
Deflecting a ball then catching it
Yeah, I mean it's basically doing a
Meter dump combo or something in Street Fighter
Are you big, man?
All right, team UK, ready!
Team alumni, ready!
Three, two, one, go!
All right, so I've had the rabbit quiz.
Oh, my God, watch out for the man.
He's doing nothing.
Look how scared they were.
They went for no balls.
They left the ball there.
Well, they had a confusion on the field,
maybe it was some hemming or something.
Catch up to me, they stepped over the line
when grabbing the ball, so...
Understood.
Alright, so now we're getting into place here, the IDSM problem balls.
No, we're reset.
It's a reset.
The ball starts in the stringer games.
What's up, Ben?
I didn't say anything.
I don't even know what the rules are.
Brother, I just want ads.
Alright, just to clarify, sorry for the catchers up there.
I believe the rule is they cannot step over if they do.
What is the ruling?
They're going to be outs.
Okay, step over is outs.
Sorry about that.
Let's run it back.
I say Gaurd is the main character of the game.
He's the protagonist.
Protagonist.
That's right.
Now, if he does what he did during great stacking or some equivalent in this game, it's something
that's unforgettable.
I can't forget it.
That was just an early arc.
He's become better.
He's stronger.
Alright!
Team UK ready.
Team alumni ready.
Three, two, one, go!
So Wardrobe not even moving.
Patiently waiting for a ball to be passed back, all right balls were in the hand Jason you're out
Okay guys guys guys guys guys guys we need to get the show on the road
We are not doing this thing where it's Parliament if we make a call you are out the next person argue with the call
I'm getting to you out. All right, you listen to the refs. You hear me. Who are you listening to?
What are you listening to? Get the balls back. Last time to fucking do this.
Put the balls back. Don't put Mr. King Jason. Put the balls back.
No one's walked in. Ferdinand's Pete. Alright, let's set this up a little more professionally.
Alright, we're live here in Southern California. Our inaugural round of dodgeball. The alumni
versus team UK. Battle lines have been drawn. Let's see whose balls range supreme.
ready go okay so again wardrobe hold it he's tanking in the back he's looking
for catch I think that's a go back to grab it you can go back to grab it that's
fine but we have yet to see the first ball be thrown but we saw there it is
there see just plummeting to the ground yeah so the bouncing and then hitting
does not count it's got to be a clean hit not a lot of risk-taking so far dude
they're targeting soil. I think they're not targeting soil. They can't cross his line.
These seem to be... Oh, he dropped it! That doesn't fail, you're out.
Okay, so I think Mr. Keem had tried to go for the catch and then fumbled it.
So it's five to four, alumni, down an early man. Now you can catch them. You're out.
You can bring them back in. She stepped over the line.
Okay, now UK, an unfamiliar territory. They're winning.
winning. I'm anxious to see if they can hold this for more than two seconds.
So right now he's out. There we go. So now it's a, I can't see here, we got
C-dog and Gart, the protagonist I did claim. Gart, the outweaving, dipping,
apparently not out, picks up kind of a, not the strongest throw I've ever seen.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Walking him down, steering him down.
He says these phase boys don't matter.
Is he going to phase them out?
Oh, the low-look shot.
Wardrobe definitely moves aside.
Who would be doing with a throw?
Connor Dodges.
Connor Dodges is.
Jason from the back foot.
Nobody home.
That almost hit the ref.
Okay, let's see.
We've got a little action here.
I think that each second they should move them closer and closer
closer and closer to each other until they're nose to nose. Yeah well you're
basically reinventing the circle from fortnight from first principles.
Garn's calling that but it's so no-call from the ref.
Garn with an overstep? Unbelievable. Yeah that's a that's a that's an unfortunate
mistake here. Mind games do matter but here we go see Wardrobe tracking it. Almost
the warning track three to two but our two best of the United Kingdom again
They got four. Wardrobe stalking, skulking, ready to unleash.
That's that line.
Oh! Just a bit outside.
She dodged three balls in two seconds.
We're gonna need a little action here.
It's a very gentlemanly game of dodgeball.
It's a throw, wait, throw, wait.
They do it on their boats.
Seedog goes for it and gets he.
He smells blood and he gets it.
So it's three to two, great show.
The UK is very methodical in their approach.
They say, hello mate, got a toss of ball over there.
And Streamer alumni just seem, doesn't have a plan.
They're very reactive.
Like they're loading their muskets now.
I guess that's not out of bounds, I don't think.
Oh, Seedog with the catch!
Kiera.
So that means she is out and they get one back in.
The captain for the UK, making moves, three to two.
So the medic here is that you're throwing at the feet.
And you're making them sort of jump hop,
big step into the air.
Wardrobe with a throw.
Catch a ball, I'm not gonna lie.
I think that's the big fear, right?
If you catch the ball, not only are you out,
the other team is to bring one in.
It's a huge swing.
Oh, Bunky goes for the catch
and he fumbles it off his fingers.
So it's 2v2.
UK versus alumni.
Who's gonna take this round one victory?
UK called them out.
said we want the alumni we're gonna take them we think they're the weakest oh my
god wardrobe content lady intention is there is third update equalize the mess
that the boys have made as you know wardrobe almost catches they're not
even paying attention eyes forward
Jason with two in his hand.
Yep.
We're strategizing.
One ball to defend.
Oh my God.
Jesus, please don't do this.
What do we say?
Rep says play on.
Rep says didn't hit.
Okay, two to two.
So it looks like we're going to take turns here.
The alumni are going to throw all five.
Then we're going to take it back to Team UK.
And they're going to try to unload.
You're not crossed out line.
I swear.
They need to coordinate an attack here.
They need to target just one person.
A little bit of gamesmanship from the alumni.
Look at the chastity.
He stands up with the quads.
He's strong.
Look at the calves too.
The guy works out.
Oh, he got it and he wanted it and she is out.
Now they've got an extra one.
Now it's three against one.
She's got a lot of bullets on the ground.
that she can use.
It's funny how most of the people in the streamer games chose 69 for their number.
They all thought they were the first one to think that.
Well here's what's going to happen.
Is that UK on the precipice of defeat, they've got seconds remaining.
That's gay!
Team alumni win with three players remaining.
Team UK falls to the alumni.
That was our first round of dodge ball. It's reset the course.
Turn it up to the UK one more time everybody.
They're at a funny chance there. Came close.
Alright, here's the kill shot. Kill Cam.
Chase in the wing.
Butterfingers.
Right off her hands.
Honestly, great throw. Had a little curvature on it. Had some spin.
Can't corral it.
I think what happens to in these sort of longer form streamer games is we see the meta develop before all right
Let's introduce our next two teams playing
first up we got
D
Mexico
Now you guys
We're chosen as the opponents by Team USA. Do you know that?
USA chose to go against you. Does that give you a chip on your shoulder? Why do they think they think you were easy pickins?
They chose to lose first.
All right. Y'all ready?
We can go on over there.
So you guys know what you have to do, what you gotta do here. You gotta run. You can't cross the line.
any moment or touch it don't touch this line please please let's introduce the
opponents give it up for team USA
Tyler you chose team Mexico well why absolutely why so confident on athletic
every single one of them every time they're team Danny bands through the
You're cute farther than you.
I had a bad shoulder.
So you think you beat them in this game?
You'll see, absolutely.
Do you guys know you can't cross that middle line
even when grabbing the first ball?
Do you know if you do, I'm going to call you out
and you're going to get mad at me?
Foot's on the line is out.
I don't want you touching the line.
Don't even think about the line except for when
you should think about not crossing it.
All right, guys, we're being very serious about this line,
including the first runoff.
Be smart here, Jinxie.
Be smart here.
All right.
Team Mexico, are we ready?
Team USA, are we ready?
All right, ready.
Go!
It's a border war, Mexico versus the United States.
You trust me.
You're out.
I had one rule.
You're out.
It's crazy how often it happens.
I can't believe it.
He warns them.
This is a matchup that could easily take place in five years.
Oh, was that Joe Barton out?
Joe drops it.
He unloads a curving shot to get out one of the Mexican players.
OK, right now, Ameri...
Oh, nice throw!
Tika got an arm on him.
What is that?
Taka touched one, I guess.
A judge says play on.
I think it was passed from a teammate.
so they're not out.
America takes a four to two lead against the Mexican team.
This is a massive, massive battle
because Mexico currently sits second
in the overall rankings.
This would be an epic collapse,
but USA ironed down confidence
like our stars and bars unwavering.
Yes, we are an awesome country
that doesn't do anything bad.
Dude, Jamesy has hunter eyes.
Are you up?
He's stalking the field, looking at his next target. Very intimidating.
He's an intense guy.
Danny Bance.
I want to see him. Got to his hand.
Danny Bance is low-key in MVP.
Oh!
That's live!
Jigsie, he's still in!
Jigsie's in because he's in.
Poe is across the line.
You're still in.
Unbelievable.
And that's the eagle eye in Floodley Ogren.
That's why we're up here calling the shots from a drone and Ludwig's got his eyes on
the ground.
It's three on one, something's got to give.
This is not an impossible position, right?
You just catch one and you're packed in the game.
And they're also, USA's completely on defense.
Looking at her next target, who's it going to be?
Tonka's pretty wide, Tonka's pretty slow.
She's going with a shot clock violation.
You got to go, Wendy.
Here it comes.
She was an expert bull rider.
Can she know what she was part of the five minutes we add more balls?
I mean, yes, she was five minutes we add more balls to both sides. Yes, the cutting team
Yeah, that's not that long still ain't none. That's all right. What's the thought?
Sometimes I'm low the mint. I think your best bet is giving them the balls and then catching one. I
Think that's your best bet. I really do I
Think you go for talk to here. I doesn't have the agility
agility. We've seen it bounce off his mitt before. Watch that line. I say fake towards
Jinxie. All eyes are on him and just uncork it. I'll be honest with you, you've got to
do something. A comfort with the team. I've seen out the USA team. Maury on the sidelines
as well. Everyone's a felon. There she goes. Pop pick. And...
Nobody home. That's okay, but now it's the hardest position.
Okay. Jinx's here. He's got the hunter eyes. He's going up.
That's one! You're out! Jinx's here out!
Oh my god. Are you up to throw? Oh, slick dodge!
Guys, there's genuinely one rule.
There's one.
Just watch that.
I think there's one minute and 30 seconds we're going to add more balls.
Alright, Evelyn.
And one minute and 30 seconds we're going to be adding more balls.
You know, I will say this.
This is also how Mexico played during great stacking.
Slow, circle camping, okay?
Fireballs in the corner.
Yes.
They're patterning it.
What does this mean?
Oh, the double fake.
Double fake.
Double fake doesn't happen.
You gotta throw him eventually.
Tonka stands.
Wendy, you have 55 seconds before we add more balls.
And she's getting the clock called.
Wendy, here we go.
She's ready to win this 13 Mexico.
She goes to split the seam.
Tonka picks it up, puts his hands up in disgust.
He has a bum shoulder as he told us when he did the tungsten toss.
It's a good new effect.
It's bouncing like a basketball.
You've got 30 seconds left before we add more balls.
Wendy, you've got to come and bounce unless you're grabbing the ball.
Okay.
This port, not a lot to report.
It's kind of just a waiting game.
Here she comes with a double action.
It's a game of the team!
That is a final score of 3 off-protein USA due to the final grab.
Versus 0 for Team Mexico, Team USA will move on.
Team Mexico, you have been eliminated.
Right up on Team Mexico, everybody.
Team USA, badly needed that.
We will see them again.
Guys, can you do me a favor?
Is it confusing that you can't touch across the line?
Is this confusing?
It's one rule.
It's one rule. We've seen so many people eliminated by it. Let's do better and
let's introduce our next round. We got Team Canada!
How do we feel guys? Why? Because we're in third. That's a high score. Now these
These guys chose to play against you.
Yeah.
Did that give you any sort of chip on your shoulder?
They only took X-ray.
Yeah.
I chose to play against them.
What?
Yes.
They're just acting like they chose.
You put the idea in their head.
I wanted to play.
I said, no, no, no, don't choose us.
Reverse psychology.
Tell me real, Todd Martin, who on the other team
do you think is a chump?
Who's a joke?
Can I name five people?
This guy's freaking tough.
All right, we'll give it up for the opponents of Team Canada.
Give it up for Team All-Stars.
Are y'all locked in?
Yeah.
Now do me a favor.
Tell me, what is the one rule?
Just step on the line.
Don't step on the line.
Ron, what?
What's going on?
I got this guy.
I'm locked.
I shouldn't even like talk.
We're gonna let our skills...
All right, guys, give it up for our teams one more time.
Canada in all stars.
All right, competitors, six total balls on the field.
Do not cross the line even while grabbing them or touch the line.
Team all stars, are we ready?
Team Canada, are we ready?
Are we good looking at your teammate, bro? What do you mean we're good?
Canada, are we ready?
Are you allowed to hit in the head? Yeah, I don't care
Are we ready?
Yes, no heads. All right competitors
ready
go and they're off Canada fighting uphill battle the All-Stars are veterans of
this event you gotta go back to the right start and now it is on agent
calling for the ball getting it there's what do you think's gonna happen
they're staring them down not intimidated by the All-Star team they do
a honestly pretty poor volley but this one did you cutie I didn't think you're
Good you're safe that bounce off the ground. I thought so too. Okay. Oh very you're out. Okay, so her is out cutie is in
No, so Dante's we don't know if he's going left hand or right hand. He's got that in him
It depends on what he's doing exactly agent
It doesn't need the accoutrements
All right, Maya.
She's doing fancy stance here.
Cutie doing jumping jacks.
You gonna go for me?
She's trying to bait them and she does.
It got just pulled.
You are out, Maya.
You can come back in, Sakura.
Oh, Maya.
What's the line?
No, I think it bounced off of the competitor and he caught it.
What a beautiful catch.
Agent, my man.
You were out, Dots.
Stop this.
This round it was always a perfect game, that was an error.
That was an E, E on, oh, oh, oh, nice week you are out, nice week, out.
This is the most competitive match, oh, cutie, might be out as well.
Ron, you are the last alive, it's 1v4 for Samuel Ronaldo.
The MVP on his back, agent's got the moves.
Come on, come back here, come on.
How he's not out?
If the club versus four, then he'd do it.
You just need one catch, and it gets pretty contended.
Once again, big throw.
You are still in, you are still in.
He said let my action speak for me.
Can Ronaldo come back from the brink?
He's got the entire team on his back.
A role that he relishes being the underdog.
Can he come back with us?
Not the Doolies.
Nathan, we're not Doolies.
That's not Doolies.
That is the line.
That is game.
No!
Go on, step on the line.
We have one rule.
We have one rule and one rule.
We have one rule!
No step on the line.
He stepped on the line.
That's game.
Did you alive step on the line?
Do you want to do VAR?
You were like here.
You were on it.
It was clear.
The tie rent.
It's a shame it ended that way, Ron.
I was looking for the comeback.
All right, so that was three up for Canada.
He's not having it.
I think if he went over the line,
that means he stays in.
I don't know.
Oh, excuse me.
That last throw doesn't count, so it is four up for Canada,
meaning that all stars is currently
losing the tiebreaker to both of the eliminated teams.
They're currently in last overall.
We still have one more game in quarterfinals.
It is our last game.
This one?
Give it up for Team World Wide!
I'm not going to lie Pete, yeah, I don't know, you touch his line dead as you're out,
even if you come to grab the ball.
You know what, comment here.
That's my function stuff on that one.
The line I'm gonna take as well and I was yeah, he hasn't earned himself any favors
They're using their fault AR has been called by the all-stars. This is smart. This is smart Katie be come over here
What's the challenge call?
The challenge goal is that Ron did not step on the line.
You would like to challenge that Ron did not step on the line at that last game.
That's an insane challenge.
All right, let's take a look at the tapes.
Free play, I need a click.
All right, let's just stay with Ronaldo in a 1v4.
I mean, I don't see it.
It's very close.
That white line in the center, we need to take a look at the full foot.
If any part of that foot is on the line,
He is out.
Do we have a line, Cam?
It's grainy.
One more time, at this replay.
It's like the Zebruder film.
I can't see.
He's very clearly on it, guys.
What?
Are you being so dead?
You don't even see the-
I'm a size seven.
You think I'm my foot's on the line?
I think your foot's on the line, bro.
Yes, I think your foot, that's your-
No, I don't think I-
Can you rewind a little bit?
Rewind a little bit for me.
Alright, so that's off the line, right?
Off the line?
Yeah, keep going, keep going now.
Okay?
That's fully down.
Now, why does your foot keep moving up?
That's not, not a lot.
It's a shadow.
But just running back for that.
Do we have a second angle?
A second angle is crucial here.
In five years, they're going to release three new angles of this.
You think your foot turned enough?
Can I say something?
Yeah.
I don't think it's what was on the line.
Why are you part of this team?
Whatever, bro.
It wasn't whatever, bro.
Let me confirm my refs.
Refs!
Can we have a huddle?
Super!
We got a call.
Get her going.
No, not yet.
We're waiting for our call.
You got a call yet or not?
No, not yet. We're waiting for our call.
Are you so far out?
Yes, I saw it.
Look at the tape.
There's a scuff on the tape from the shoe.
There's a scuff on the tape?
There's a scuff on the tape from the shoe.
Ron, can you come over here?
They're going to match the shoe print with the stuff on the line.
If the shoe does not fit, you must quit.
What do you think they came from?
Do you think that this was dirty when we started?
You see that right there.
Yes, yes, look at that.
That's disgusting.
Yeah, that's a clue.
It's wrong.
Where's Ron?
Put your shoe.
No.
Oh, God.
Everybody knows.
Yes, yes!
That's what happened.
Look, you see that, though?
Ron, can I see the bottom of your left shoe?
Can you give me your left shoe, please?
Give me your left shoe.
Okay, throw it.
If the shoe pre-fits, you must acquit.
Does that line up?
No, that's what...
What?
What? Hey! Hey!
Oh no!
A tamper?
Alright.
We good?
We have a photo.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, it's so bad.
Rod, come over here.
Get your ass over here put your eyes through this hole put your damn eyes through this hole
Thank you, I'm not on the line. I don't know if it's possible to see
It might be really hard
I mean we have to upload the photo
Team all stars is out
Yeah, you got a chance.
It's VAR.
The whole point of VAR.
Alligations of AI photography.
You'll see that.
You'll see that posted on Twitter.
You'll see that posted on Twitter in a few minutes.
Take a logo move to Twitter.
Thank you to the photographer.
Shout out to the photographer.
All right.
And who is France?
Do you understand how it works?
OK, but listen to me, really, it's all on the line.
I tell you, out.
OK, when you're out, there's an order.
If you're the first out, you're the first to come.
If someone... exactly...
Do you have any questions?
No, we can't!
Let's go France, everybody!
All ready some drama. Okay. Team World Wide are you ready? Team France are you ready?
Ready? Go! It's an international affair as you are out.
I can't even do the intro to Hype the Claw.
Team Worldwide vs. France, they're already down early.
Now that we've sorted the drama, new allegations, I'm sure, of a foot on the line or dropped passes will be imminent.
It's a very quick 3v5 as well.
as well. Right. France. I will say again. It's a really bad
throw. Mrs. twice. It's hard when you're that strong. Sometimes
you sacrifice coordination, right? You're going to say that
to his face. I will go down there and you can say that to
his face. I'm I think you've got a coordination. Stop
I'm just, I'm saying it can't happen.
He might be throwing me like one of these dodgeballs, but right now it is 3-2 with Worldwide who is in the front spot on all categories.
They're the clubhouse leader. They're leading by a single person. Oh, but he, you know, look good, feel good, feel good, play good, play good, pay good.
So now France collecting the balls. It's gonna be up to their final two competitors and they go for the double throw
Here comes. Oh, okay. This is good. They've got some speed
Hey, Francis, I beat the country just a reminder
much more methodical of a game than I remember it being played I think the
streamer game's pressure is truly mounting on these competitors are
thinking about their angles thinking about their throws you're thinking about
their coordination see what they do here couple throws easily dodged rate is up
safe safe safe safe safe safe that just goes to show that sometimes you don't
No in the heat of the moment.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
France, lies on their feet.
They are dancing around these obstructions,
hurtling at them.
I think that with the last game being as action-packed as it
is, it starts with a full-on scrum.
But right now, Ray, surprisingly, he's very good.
Oh, the end you were out.
From the end you were out.
But then Ray gets one back.
It bounced right off. It's 2v1.
Ray, Asian boy is this awesome!
Worldwide, not South France. Celebrations are in order.
And a little bit of disappointment from the French team.
All right, congratulations team worldwide.
Decisive victory too.
There were two remaining on that team.
So, France, you win the tiebreaker.
You guys will get fifth place.
Right of applause, fifth place.
All right, we are into our semifinals match.
We got team alumni.
Give it up for them.
Jason.
Versus Team USA.
Epic.
This is a big one.
I got high hopes for Jynxxy, I'll say it.
Jynxxy, a lot of people want you to shine today.
A little bit of pressure, yeah.
Pressure makes diamonds, man.
Pressure makes diamonds.
Do me a favor, don't do what you did round one.
Don't step on that line.
Yes, sir.
Good luck out there.
Thank you.
And then of course, we got the alumni, Mr. Keen hyping up the crowd.
All right y'all listen that line you might have stepped on that didn't you oh my bad
I misremembered still respect the rule no line touches okay sure yes sir all right you
did great to get here let's keep it rolling all right give it up you think oh I'm not
going to win. Give it up, he's in USA is going to win.
And favorite. USA are you ready?
Alumni are you ready? It's our first semi-final match. Ready?
Go!
And we're off the alumni trying to take down the giant, the crowd favorite USA.
That's right, you wouldn't have counted but you're not out.
You have to go back with the line first line.
So Big Tonka T pretty excited, wanted to throw one.
I did like the strategy, slowly picked one up and snapped.
Yeah, really interesting.
They're targeting Wardrobe, Wardrobe, dancing all around it.
They must have forgotten Wardrobe was very good.
One of the last competitors left on the alumni team last round.
U.S.A. on bit of a back foot. Two balls versus three. We got it, Doug. We got it, Dodge.
Okay, they're angling towards one particular player. It's tough to see from the drum shot there.
Joe's not. Oh! With a tricky throw. I didn't even know where that was going. Oh! Did it bounce off the hand?
I think it was just air. No, I think... Who means out? Who means out? It did bounce off the hand.
All right, they're calling for it.
Oh, Joe Ball with the deflection.
He blocks it off the ball.
Get it in the catch.
Wargub is out.
Nice and the weed is out.
Hot Mike, hot Mike pick up.
I think Jason's walking off that field with the limp right hand.
That one got him.
2v5.
2v5. The juggernaut still stands.
Oh my God, Keir.
A ballerina spin.
spin, but she's still standing, picking up a ball or two, ready to reload, Joe Bart getting
the hand off.
You know, I think...
Oh!
Tonka's foot shot?
Refs is?
No, Refs is play on.
Okay, play on?
No, Refs is out.
Oh, Tonka T, out!
A little bit of a wild throw, some wild pitches here.
When there's four combatants, you just kind of aim between two and hope it curves into one
I think Joe Bart is the right idea to you're looking at one person you're aiming at one person and whip it towards somebody else
The ultimate art of deception Pete. He's great at it. Look at him
Oh wait, did that hit the ball?
Did it hit the leg?
Oh!
Joe!
Where are you on before?
I think it's at the double burn!
The man is not lacking confidence
Here you are!
Out!
That is tough!
Here you are!
Out!
That is game!
Would you like to call?
She has!
Wait, I feel like it was a clear hand here.
It was so fast you might not have felt it.
Now just to clarify, if you win this VAR, you're in a 1v4 skill.
I'm so confused.
Have I already hit it on the numbers?
No, no, no.
No VAR call.
No VAR.
Okay, here's the replay.
Boom.
That's a hit on the back.
That's a hit.
are still in the third place bracket by the way if I'm not in the USA you're
going to the finals wait me tips I don't know okay but to be fair we did a good
point where he said you might be in a 1v4 even if this passes maybe not worth
it their point all right guys we are going to our second semi-final match
the winner will play USA in the finals the loser will take on the alumni in
our third place match. We knew that USA would be a dodge ball. Give it up if you think the
alumni or excuse me give it up if you think Team Worldwide is gonna win. And now let me
hear it for our brothers up north, Team Canada. We all know the rules now right? We all know
We all know the rules good. We all know the rules.
A little bit of strategy happening over here. Let's take a listen in.
Let's get a buffer for us. Let's get it. Who's a big hitbox?
Last wrap-time agent Rez, DMVP.
Do you think he's got it in him for one more game?
My question is why not?
You know, and I just say on the hot wire right here, the mogulmoves twitter has uploaded the picture, the VAR.
and it's a clear line show.
Let me see this.
Wow, go check for yourself guys.
I mean it's half the dame line.
Hey, you might be on the other team at that point.
All right.
Do not touch or cross this line.
We have a line cam now.
Team Worldline, are you ready?
Team Canada, are you ready? Ready, go!
Team Canada looking to topple the top dogs. Can it be America on ice as they
skate around the field and win back what's theirs? Agent calling for it.
Standing dead center communicating with the team about to choose his target. Here
Here it goes.
Airbus.
Oh, what a game.
Wait, wait, wait.
We got Zuku dancing.
Well, he just let it go, and now it's a 45, and that's how the game works.
I set him up so much.
I think we have a line.
Just to clarify, the ruling was Ray stepped too far out of bounds, so they took away the out from Team World Wide.
Ray, you are not allowed to step out of bounds unless you are grabbing a ball.
Understood.
So it's still 5v5.
Any other throw or catch amounts on the line?
Worldwide, looking to ink their spot into the championship game against the United States.
United States and really continue their tape-to-tape victory.
They're still in first place. Will they be able to topple Canada?
Just to clarify, it was Enzo who threw the ball and it hit,
but Ray stepped out of bounds in a way that was cheating,
so he wiped away the hit by seeing World Wide.
Heard what a big jump from Enzo.
Let's go Canada!
A depth to deflection. Canadians known for their politeness.
Let's see if they can get rough and take out the team worldwide.
Enzo, you are out.
Enzo did get touched there. 4v5.
Agent 1, you're out.
Helping you are out.
Oh my god, Agent gets answered back.
Ray with a wind up.
Martin's on Martin.
Oh my god, A.J.
He was celebrating his victory and forgot that they had a ball.
Nothing's looking for out there.
My team's gone.
It's just me and for good.
But he's, he's here.
He's free now.
Basically, he's free.
Sorry.
She's in the back.
Ray, Ray, you are out.
Ray, you cannot stand back there when you're dodging,
only if you're going back to grab a ball.
No, you weren't.
I saw you.
He did go far back.
Ray, get out.
That's professor.
No, he wasn't.
That's professor Elton.
When you go to get the ball, you've
got to grab the ball. I hesitate to look over a chat to see what they're
out. That's like oh boy. Canada looking to make this another border war.
United States. They're back feet. Here's the ball. She's in. She's in. She's in.
This is hot. All right. Now it's like five balls and a powerful dreams. T-10 that was
the hero of the crate stacking the other day and an expert archer. Will she
be able to find pinpoint accuracy and take down three of Canada's finest.
She's got three in the hand, a full clip. She's near the line, she's got to be careful.
She got it. It's a goat, it's a Coro Dantes. A goat?
One, two, three.
A goat at home, last one, and kind of, it's kind of like in Dark Souls when you fight the old David King.
You get him to really low HP, and he's just kind of like this.
Just do it.
Come on, then do it.
All right, well, let's see if they pop.
All right, he's got a long game.
A catch and get her back on the hook.
He gets hit.
I think that's game.
That is game.
Canada.
Oh, Canada wins.
Canada.
Established.
Now, just a quick rule clarification for those at home.
Ray was caught standing out of bounds on an early throw.
We wiped away a hit from Team World Live because of that.
Then Ray, once again, we can watch a replay if you'd like.
you'd like was waiting for the balls to come back here like this.
Not allowed.
If you're going to be back here, it's because you're actively grabbing a ball.
All right, that's it.
Look, I'm not that much of a sickler.
If you're running here, whatever, excuse me, worldwide did that.
But that's it.
That's it.
But anyway, worldwide, you guys are still in it.
You are doing the third place match worldwide.
Me when calling.
And that is right now.
Team worldwide, come on back.
We are going team worldwide versus the alumni.
Canada, you go to the finals.
You got a little break.
So does that set so two rules?
Yeah, is that fairs?
Is that fairs rules?
We don't have that many rules.
Pretty light on the rules, I like to think.
All right, we're going to go to our third place match.
Ray's asking about the rules from the ref.
I like this.
Get ahead of the information board.
All right, guys, you're on your third place match.
is for one point do you understand the rule or confuse it all
rule
he was confused
he could dodge out of bounds so he was out of massive dutch
understood
sometimes you get fucked
alright guys give it up if you think team alumni is going to win
give it up if you think team world wide is going to win
win.
All right, competitors, respect our rules, team alumni, are you ready?
Are we ready, team?
Are we ready?
Team worldwide, are we ready?
Ready!
Ready
All sport ball starts a new third rule to be out for that. It's just a false start
Not gonna be a yard Jason
All right line up line up
Ready
All right team alumni an important match as currently team worldwide is in first place if you can set them down to a fourth place finish it opens the doors for anybody's game for our last two right now still five versus five what do you see happening here slime.
You're brave with one ball, and that's all they got on their team.
You got four shooters, right?
You have to just droop all up, and Keem is out on the foot.
Just wait for a catch.
You'll be back into no time.
Refs his play on.
Honestly, Ray Asianboy is extremely good.
When he's within the confines of the rules, he'll catch.
And then almost another, answers back.
Careful on the line.
Tell me you're out.
Fingers again.
That's two in a row for Selbit.
Kiera Carouse, she's on the outside, Jason using the ball to dodge.
Ooh, close, ball.
Distraction ball, we're hitting the ground guys.
Let's try to hit the other players.
End of the bullet, misses.
There it is, we need the alumni to take out worldwide to secure for us a more competitive end.
The difference between third and fourth, maybe just a point, but we need them to go down.
I think it is part of the stage of the tournament itself in the past two days it really doesn't matter to
Three to four right now. Yes, winding up. Nobody home another one green
Right now worldwide with four in alumni with three
Definitely shadow boxing
Jason you gotta go for it. Jason gotta put all eliminated Jason. You gotta go for it
What's up the line! There you go!
No, no, no!
Care of retrieving some more dodgeballs?
Oh, easy, just watching.
Out of here! Not in the house of Mutombo.
I mean, Jason, give it a finger wag.
Jason, the wiener.
They really got a core make their throws.
They're just going, like, what is that?
That was a disgusting throw.
Jason, do not back up further.
And he's backing up.
Oh, oh, you're out.
Big hit.
Unfortunate here.
You OK?
OK, so this is going to have to make up some ground here.
It's 4-2, team worldwide still in firm control
of this match for third place.
In your throws, we don't.
It's a respectable dual volley.
Loading the musket every time.
Straight at the ground.
A lot of warning shots here.
Now raise, good.
Oh, double dodge.
I mean, they just got to, they, they got the full magazine with that, though.
I think this is the play, right? Take as many as you can.
I would talk to your teammate, coordinate where you're going to send all of these shots.
Make this 4v3. Here they go.
Develique. Easy dodges!
Oh! Out!
It was the third one that got her, and Kieran slams it like a quarterback.
That might have been a spiked buzzer.
3v2, Develique out.
That might have been just more of a statement, but we're not afraid.
Alright, 3 vs 2, anybody's game.
Jason the Wean, can he be the hero?
Ref, Ref Calls save, Ref Calls save.
Save, says play on, got a lot of balls.
I see them communicating.
Oh, what a dodge!
They call, we're good.
And Jason says, get back up.
It's not your time yet.
All the room.
All the thought out.
Smart.
Just a grab here.
Jason unfazed by the action.
Careful, careful, dodge.
Here we go.
Gira.
Spin move.
She's dodged.
Nobody moved.
That was a bounce.
Okay.
That was a bounce.
Jason took out a kick.
That was a bounce.
We're still in.
30 feet behind the field of play.
Is that bull?
Yeah, I will say the ABR.
Lock in.
He are lock in for a point. It's very low
We don't know just the accuracy stats up this one
Nice duck. I think this is gonna come down to now. We're gonna select
She's fine. Okay. You just need to aim her aim her a.k.a a little bit higher. That's all just cross their placement and we're good
T-10 that starting to make the ascent
Kiro the amazing Dodgers again. Kiro literally is the best Dodger that we've had the entire 30 seconds we're adding more balls.
They're going to add more balls.
Jason opted to use the dodge balls to shield of sorts to deflect.
They're adding more balls in 15 seconds.
Yeah, that was great. Classic great school straight.
That is out. Called out by ref.
Out of the middle of the game.
Hold out by ref.
What stands is his hood.
Hold on by the rest.
And you know what, he's a hidden tyrant.
It's Kiera.
Oh, look, three.
What has he got?
He got his head and still standing.
Kiera.
What have you got?
Get the lead off.
Hey, you got it.
Oh.
Well played by Kiera.
The first time she ate, the eight pay up.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
You secured third place there.
Run into your trust.
Oh, no.
What have you got in there?
Bloodway.
All right, we have heard a VAR call.
This would reset the game to where Jason the Ween got out.
We're gonna take a look at the replay, specifically of the out where Jason the Ween,
I'll tell you what happened, hits the ball, deflects off his arm.
This is called out by the ref.
You'd reset from that point.
You'd reset from the point.
Everyone gets one VAR a day.
What, EAR for days?
All of his own mistakes?
The Mr. Keem called it four days in the week, yeah.
That's fucking crazy!
What do you mean? Captain's allowed to call it?
Yeah, but it's only on your own mistakes, so we gotta finish stepping on six.
Wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about?
Oh my god!
So, hey, y'all remember when you booed?
Y'all remember!
You guys in the crowd remember when you guys booed?
Dumb and Hell!
All right, we have one game left to crown the king of dodgeball.
We have the Battle of the Americas, give it up for Team Canada!
They have absolutely dominated so far, they're currently strategizing, let's see if we can
sneak a listen in.
Sounds good, guys.
And let's hear it for their opponents.
Hailing from very, I guess from here.
Give it up for USA!
How we feeling, y'all?
You think they're going to talk to you?
Why's that?
It's like a hot, hot, hot, hot, people out.
Because you've got a bit of an arm, I see.
Yes.
You've got that little side of Matt Stafford throw?
Yeah.
Is that?
That's a good method.
That is a good method.
You keep throwing like that, you might need Tommy John.
All right.
Competitors, I want you to just be aware of two rules, OK?
First one, watch the line.
Don't touch it, don't cross it.
Even when you're getting the balls,
don't touch it, don't cross it.
Second rule, don't be hiding back there
unless you're going to grab a ball, all right?
Well, try to be nice to give you a warning,
but if we see you camping back there,
you're going to be out straight up.
Does that make sense?
All right, final match.
Team USA, you ready?
Team Canada, are you ready?
Ready?
Go!
And it's on a border war, Canada versus the United States.
Koko, cross the line, Koko's out.
Okay, Koko.
He's just what it is, Koko.
Agent MVP versus Joe Dart.
He's knocked out eight competitors in two rounds.
Is he going to add another notch to his belt?
Three, two, one, out!
Agent!
That's a quick 3v5.
One from technical and one from a barrage.
And Tonk is caught. Tyler calling out Dante's lob in the field. Said it's you bro. You play heck from like dog shit
You're always winning my fucking lane.
Right now we're going with the strat to throw every single ball at Joe as he runs out of bounds.
No hits yet. USA 5 standing
United against a fractured Canada. First place on the line. Martin you're out.
It's Tyler one and a half.
Tyler one and a half.
Two to four.
I like that.
I like Sakura going for that sneaky one.
Joe dark strikes again.
Batonkett's not touching a route.
What a throw from Yano.
For the game.
And...
Joe misses.
Oh, Joe had an opportunity.
Strike and he misses.
4v1.
4v1 for Sakura.
Maury loved one up.
Here comes Sakura.
Sakura she's going to talk for a little bit of advice this is it an important
strategy hug the ball keep your enemies closer here she's ready to uncork a
laser nice dodge all right now it's a revenge match how is the USA gonna play
it Joe calling for it Joe Bart with the ball looking for the kill shot
Icewater in his veins.
There's Shobart.
Here it goes.
Just a bit outside.
Sakura bounces it off.
No more chance for Joe to be a hero for USA.
The crowd on its feet.
Well, yep.
They can't see him, but yep.
Sakura shades on.
The moment isn't too bright.
Her versus Joe.
A battle for the ages.
Canada versus the United States. Who's gonna take it?
The ground is out!
Bring your crosshair up.
Ooooooh, eight years away.
Team C with the fate.
That's good!
USA wins! 5-0!
It's a sweep of Team Canada!
This was made for USA and Canada.
And they've stopped the 5-0!
Joe, come over here, Joe.
Hey, Joe!
Joe, I got to talk to you for a moment, man.
What's this mean for you, man?
Oh, everything. I was saying we needed dodgeball.
It was one of my favorite games when I was in gym, so...
So now you locked up dodgeball.
You guys are pretty low in the rankings, but the scores are pretty flat.
And with double the points in PKs,
we could make a comeback.
You could make a comeback or at very least top three.
Now you know what's up next.
Simon Says.
How you feel about Simon Says?
Mercifully, not very confident, but you'll
need one winner on the team.
Joe, pleasure watching you out there.
We're going to go back to our casting desk, and guys,
it's everybody's favorite game, Simon Says, coming up next.
You know, Pete, it felt like a lot of, and there's the winning catch right there.
If you throw it high, they might catch it, so you end up throwing it low.
If you throw it low, it hits the ground, and it looks like you're a quarterback who just
scored six points.
Well, interesting analogy.
I like it.
We did stop the clock a fair amount of times, but if you look at the scores, it was no surprise.
The United States with the gold medal.
This is huge as Team Worldwide gets knocked down a little bit and Mexico getting seventh
place as they were the second place in the overall standings.
I can't wait to see what the changes are going to be with just two games to go.
I'll be really interested to see the full breakdown too and see how these points kind
of caught up with everybody because it's only, it's two games left, as Simon says, which
is going to be a bit weighted toward native English speakers.
And then we have the PK Shootout, which again, we're supposed to let you guys know it's
going to be a little different.
Okay, wait, I heard a hot mic from Lud as we were coming up to the desk.
He said, don't forget, the penalty kick Shootout is worth double points.
Double points?
That's what he just said.
And he might change that because he just does shit like that.
So we don't even know.
So if that's, if penalty kick is double points, that means that the Simon Says game actually
is going to be extremely important for final placements.
I mean in the format, the format as it exists is like every game is still important.
You end up in sort of a round-robin pool situation where some games don't count and stuff like that.
But it's pretty competitive. Here's the, so far, the final scores. Now I will say this.
Worldwide with 59 points, United Kingdom with 33, that's almost 60 points. That's pretty rough.
I don't know if the comeback mechanic will be enough for that particular team, but I will say, well, it's pretty competitive.
It's pretty competitive with the penalty kicks.
It could be coming home.
I know the protagonist is the keeper,
but look at this between the bookends.
Okay, we know who's in first, we know who's in last.
10 points separate seconds through seventh.
That's huge.
And look at this.
We have Canada moving into the silver medal spot.
They've been lurking all day between five to seven
and now they have made their move.
So with Simon says, this is gonna be tough
because right now worldwide,
You don't expect them to do as well, right?
Because of the, maybe the language barrier.
France clawed their way up to fourth.
Finally, they're where you thought they should be.
Can they overcome this debuff?
This is gonna be a huge game, Slime.
And you know what?
It's mostly in the hands of Steve Max.
Well, thank God.
Because...
Sort of a priest in his own right.
He's a warlock.
He's the best of us.
If Steve Max, if you guys haven't seen it,
He joined us during halftime and he played with the audience.
He is the best of the best, an order of orators.
I'm excited for him to, I mean, look, if he says you're out,
there's not going to be any bar, there's not going to be any,
but wait, Steve, he knows exactly what he's doing.
He's done this more times than any of us has done anything.
I'll say this, too.
Chance a little, Chance a little lippy right now.
Uh-oh.
International, they're from Australia, bro.
Have you heard Australians say the word no?
That's impossible for them.
the ad syllables that are exist only in like check.
I don't know why.
Look, that just makes up one of their team, right?
And so each round, only one of the winners
goes on to the subsequent Simon Says Rounds
for a total of like different team and different elements.
So you don't know who's going to advance.
It's going to be a very interesting game.
Steve runs a tight ship.
He does run a tight ship.
It's very intimidating, you know,
to be in the presence of Steve Max, the orator of our time.
We were talking a little bit on the desk when when when we're not on the mic
We talk about being old and what that means and we said an orator is sort of an ancient thing nowadays
It's going away. It is you've max is still here. He's he's the best of us
Honestly, I think what's going to be compelling on this particular round is
historically speaking
It's so much of a reaction game that you would think that the gamers would be best at it
Because of their you know, they're always playing like twitch speed games. They are always out first
So something that is practiced in a game like Street Fighter a lot of fighting games is called confirming
Yes
So you throw out a move and if if if you're throwing out a move that's a counter hit now if I'm confirming that counter hit
I'm recognizing that I got and I do something different instead of a normal hit instead of you were just doing this
That's a normal hit. What Simon says is is you're confirming you're confirming whether or not he said Simon says and that's different from reacting
Because reacting is just blind.
You would die if I did that at full speed, I'm sorry.
Yeah, it's OK.
You just grazed my cheek.
I guess the other question is, can a streamer follow a rule?
We've taken 40 of the world's most talented streamers
on this planet, and we're asking them
to follow simple directions.
And if history is a guide, we've seen how well that's gone
today.
Yeah, yeah.
It's going to be interesting.
And I just can't wait to see it.
Sorry, I'm distracted right now because I'm going to chat
LARPING SS, I'm literally high master.
I'm literally high master.
But even the ragool, I'm timing you out actually.
Okay.
Actually, I'll pin you because it'll hurt.
He has 483 messages in the chat.
He's gone now.
He's gonna hurt.
Yeah.
He's gonna be in the unbend and be like, I didn't mean it, bro.
I didn't mean it.
I don't even play the game.
Listen, you guys don't know how good that feels to do in front of an audience.
I think one thing that people forget is that you have had your eye on chat and every hateful
comment.
He's actually a moderator in Ludwig Stream.
I don't just look at the hateful ones.
I actually like to see what you guys are talking about.
That's why, like, if there's drama, for instance,
the short-lived shoegate, it's interesting to talk about.
It's what you got, because you guys have more eyes
than any of us.
And just so we're clear, just so I'm curious,
has there been any current injustices
that you would like to bring to the commentary desk?
Slime, you've got your eye on the chat.
I think so far today, we've righted all of the wrongs,
and we've fixed everything that was a skew.
what do you think they got to say for us let's take a look they're gonna say
you know what they're gonna say please
pete you're so right
pete we love you american pete we love you so much
uh...
slime gate
slime dictator
i'm not a dictator
melanchate they're still upset about the melons
uh... yeah again
short-lived
it was these are all short-lived controversies and
you know a lot of it's actually pretty sensitive to them too which is
funny because he he he knows it's like he has a sixth sense he can feel when
something's gone wrong and then he'll look it's Chad look at you guys and it
be like okay I gotta address this whatever it is usually rules-based it's
he's ultimately run by you guys yes true and you know there's hundreds of
people behind the scenes making the streamer games happen bringing you this
awesome event Ludwig the captain of the ship has put us as trusty shipmates to
help guide the commentary desk it's been a tremendous amount of fun and as the
Sun sets on the beautiful USC campus the lights will be brightest as we crown a
champion it's going to be a mad dash to the finish line guys I cannot wait
something is happening the crowd they're just there I think one of the
streamers has approached the crowd which usually this happens they'll
approach the crowd. They'll start going crazy. Who's 25? Is that Martin on the Canadian team?
I haven't memorized the numbers. It's very unprofessional. We're also looking at like drone
shots from the third floor up here. Is the autograph worth it? Of course it is. It must be.
It is, Martin. We can confirm. Yeah, anyway guys, we're just waiting for them to set up. Simon says
whatever they need to set up. I think it's, streamers get to take a little break. Steve Maxx
is whatever sort of blood ritual he does every time he does something like this.
It's just a drop, probably.
You know the biggest shock that brought a smile to our face today?
Steve Max said, thank you, Slime.
Thank you, Pete.
Who are they?
That was crazy.
I was like, do you know how many times Pete has walked around this field and tried to
talk to some of these streamers, like, get information to make it fun, and they look
at him like he wandered onto the field, like he's selling like insurance or something.
Which to be fair, Pete.
I might have to do with what you're wearing.
I know, it's so embarrassing.
I walk up to people and I say, hey,
I'm just looking for a quick sound bite.
You know, we're the commentating desk.
We're trying to figure out how do you know.
Just like their eyes are looking a thousand yards past me.
Yeah, yeah.
A lot of the X-phase guys were doing the thing
where they don't look at you in the eyes when they talk to you,
unless you have at least five-digit viewers.
It's a problem.
And they always do it.
And yeah, Pete was not live.
So they gave him the Thousand Islands stair and just basically you just shuffled away.
There is about five or six examples of me trying to just do my damn job.
I will say this, a lot of the people I have met both behind the scenes on the casting crew and a lot of streamers have been extremely kind and willing to share info.
But you know sometimes you get Dylan O'Wald even if you work the damn thing.
Yeah, it's alright. It's okay. I deserve it. So it's been fun though. And you know the best part is this is if I can just take a moment. This is a dream job. I've had so much fun being with you at the desk. I like for an old guy like me getting a chance to do like a radio broadcast. This is without a doubt one of the highlights of my entire life. So thank you.
Yeah, you're welcome. I did this. I did this all.
Anyway guys, we're gonna go to a quick break right back with Simon Sass. We'll see you soon.
You think Gavin Durantz? My laptop's got way more.
Cause Alienware's good if you want to have long sessions.
No matter what's your game and uh, someone Gavin, I'm gonna drop it.
I'm gonna drop it. AWGG Slashdown. Oh my god, bro.
Ah, ah, fuck.
I need WDGG slash on me.
Charlie, here, come here.
I'll be right back.
Good, Charlie. Come, sit. Let's go home.
Charlie, stop.
Charlie, what are you doing?
Charlie, will you stop that?
Charlie, are you crazy?
Easy! Silly dog, homework treats for you.
Sorry, where were we?
You crazy dog.
Red Bull gives you wings.
Fellas, do we say 11.30 tomorrow? I forget.
No, we did not say 11.30. What we agreed on was 11.
11 a.m. Sharp.
No, no, no, no, no. You have to say razor sharp.
If you don't say razor sharp, his eyes go into the back of his head and he can't remember anything.
Also, don't do the fellas, boys. You know how to make you feel.
Okay, voice is gone 11 razor sharp. I totally got you. I have a small ask though
Can we do a little bit later? How much later?
7 p.m. Oh my god. Oh my god, I gotta go. That's so much later.
Letty, the golden goose. It's good to hear your voice. Remember when you were blind?
I do.
This is humiliating. What if we have plans? We can't just change what we're doing.
Okay, you wouldn't have plans.
Yeah, you have plans.
Anyways, tomorrow, agenda, it's full. We should review your list of commitments. You got time?
Kelly, we talked about this. Leave me alone.
What?
Bloody?
If I was your neighbor, I'd think you're dead in there.
I'm at a dinner party. I'm wearing a tuxedo.
Uh-oh. It's a wellness check. I haven't seen you in seven days.
What's the cut of the tuxedo low low cut it's low cut the band
I've had it I've had it with this doubt
Okay, everybody welcome back to my favorite game
Hey, welcome to Simon Says!
Now here's the way this is going to work.
If you watched last year, it's very similar.
We are going to start with one person from every team.
They will volunteer.
Maybe they're best, maybe they're the worst.
I don't know.
One person.
Whoever wins that game will secure their team in the final round.
Next round, there will be seven people volunteered because the winning team does not send another
All right, whoever wins that sends a player,
or excuse me, their entire team to the championships.
So on and so forth, the four rounds,
20 people will be in the championships,
20 people will be in the losers' bracket
to figure out how many points they'll get.
In total, we're going to be running six games, as Simon says.
And I need a big round of applause
for our Simon Says hosts, Steve Max!
How we doing?
What's going on, lovely?
We're back, Steve.
Thank you, man. Listen, I just want to thank you
I want to thank you, I want to thank Red Bull for inviting me for the third year in a row to play Simon's End of the Streamer.
Are you kidding me? Amazing.
I am so excited and I'll tell you why I'm really excited.
Finally this third year we're going to have a new winner.
Because the first few years we had the same person win.
They're not here this year so a brand new winner for year number three of the streamer game.
Shout out to Sam Butcher, he might be the goat.
Sammy. He is the goat. He's the goat of the sun.
So new winter, new shirt. New shirt out.
That's right. I also want to do a little, just a little shout out
backies to my friends and family and my lovely wife
in White Plains, New York. Love you everyone.
Alright. Shout out Steve by the way. If you guys don't know this year,
Steve, you climbed Mount Kilimanjaro with your wife.
Steve, you told me that. That's crazy.
I'll tell you what, it was my wife's idea. My wife is the best.
is the best. She's always looking for adventure and she said we're gonna climb
Mount Kilimanjaro, 19,341 feet and I said is that a you thing or an us thing and
she said an us thing and a month ago we summited that mountain and it almost
killed me. I am so lucky to be here today. Glad you're here Steve. I'm gonna let you take it away.
All right. I'm gonna do is are these our eight competitors? All right y'all you guys are in
Steve hands. Good luck. You'll need it. Oh man. Welcome. So here's the way we do this.
For every round, we do one quickie round to get the mistakes out of your system. It's just going
to be 10 seconds of Simon says doesn't count. You can't get out right now. I will give you the
official start when we begin the game sounds good. So this is just a warm up. Thank you very much for
participating here we go hands up come on Simon says hands up Simon says wave
Simon says stop Simon says run Simon says stop hands down Simon says hands down
you ready are you ready
all right this counts wait do you have a question hold on let me come closer
If we move on again, then don't do the full action, yeah?
If you, I'm gonna be the final call on that, all right?
It really depends.
If there's two people who do a tiny little move
and you're the only two people left,
then we gotta do a do-over, all right?
But if you're the only one who does even the tiniest move,
I'm very particular, all right?
As a slime and Pete say, I am the orator
and I run a tight ship.
So here we go, you ready?
Discount, here we go!
Hands up!
Good. kingdom says, handsome, it says hands down.
Some it's a lean this way.
Lean this way.
You're out.
Summits and stand up straight.
Hands up.
You're out.
Summits his hands up.
Hands down.
Summits his hands down.
Run in place, run in place.
Summits has run.
Summits says stop.
Hands up.
You're out.
Summits says one hand up.
Both hands up.
Summits at both hands up.
Wave around.
You moved your right hand.
You're out.
Summits wave.
Summits stop.
Hands down.
Summits hands down.
Nicely done, now we pick up the pace.
San it says, monos en la cabeza!
I was watching the live stream from my dressing room and people are writing the comments or the like,
what is France gonna do?
Worldwide, Worldwide! Congratulations, Worldwide!
Team Worldwide, you guys have already moved on to the championship bracket.
You guys are killing it this year at Schumer Games.
Now I need seven competitors from the remaining teams to submit their next
players. Seven more players come forward. Wow, wow, wow. And then Steve, I actually
want to flip this. Yeah, I want to have their backs to the crowd. I want to have
them have a little more pressure. You want flipping? You want to flip it around?
Yeah, have them stand here. We can do that. Let's give it a shot. Competitors are
gonna be standing on this side. Come over here. Come over here. You're gonna be
No, like dead ass come, Simon says, come over here.
And you guys are gonna be facing this way now.
Back to the crowd, you're gonna be facing Steve here.
All right, so we got Sakura, Mari, Fumi, Ging, Suku.
All right, are you guys ready?
Yeah.
All right, round two, warm up.
Hands up Simon says hands up some of his hands down
Simon says hands on head some it says hands on hips
Summits his hands up Simon says hands down. I before we start
I love that the fans and the stands are playing Simon says along with us. Thank you for doing that
Simon says lemma sir Latette
Simon says, come closer.
Simon says, stop.
Hands down.
Simon says, hands down.
Mexico!
Oh, Canada, holy native land.
True patriot love in all of us.
And here we go.
Sonnet is up, sonnets is down, sonnets is no, sonnets is shoulder, sonnets is opposite
shoulder, sonnets is touch this, sonnets is hands up.
You're out, you didn't touch your nose.
Mexico!
Goal!
Nice job.
Goal!
Nice job.
Listen, we be at it.
We be at it!
Who is the next Ludwig?
Uh-oh, Steve.
Uh-oh, what happened?
Steve.
Yeah?
Do you know about this?
Do I know about what?
What?
B-A-R.
Someone wants to go to an instant replay?
Apparently.
And I give every team one chance per day to call a replay.
Right?
Canada's claiming that the team, Mexico,
might have cheated to win that last round.
Really?
See, we don't like cheaters.
Listen, I don't like cheaters at all.
So let's take a look at the replay.
All right.
And we rewind to see if Danny didn't hit the correct Simon says orders.
I believe it's going to be before this.
I believe it was earlier in the round.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
We're going to find this out.
We'll rewind in one moment.
Everybody gets one.
Because the round before this, it was the hands-up call.
Hands-up call.
First round, very early on.
All right, we're going to take a look.
I'm going to take a look. Everybody gets one, guys.
If I missed it, it's on me, but...
Everybody gets one.
This would mean Canada, instant moves on.
Team Mexico would still be hunting for their qualifying win.
And take a look at the VAR.
Tanu, does Streamer Games is here?
I hasn't come up as much as I would thought.
I didn't think it would come up in Streamer Games, Simon says.
But here we are.
Chad, you seem quite confident.
I don't know.
What do you think? Do you think I made a mistake?
It was one...
Alright, I think we have the replay.
Hands up, hands down.
Put your nose, put your hips, put your nose, put your hips, put your shoulders,
tap your shoulders, tap your shoulders, hands up.
It's right there, no?
Danny had his hands up.
Danny, you should have been out.
Team Mexico does not qualify.
Team Canada's moving on.
All over, turned on the field.
That is successful.
VAR is successful.
That's why we do VAR.
Challenge?
Oh, wow.
Team Canada will be joining Team Worldwide.
Now, Mexico, you still have a chance to qualify.
You have to submit one person for this round of six.
This round of six.
Successful challenge overturns.
Canada moves on.
It's drama this year, no?
It's drama.
Really?
Everyone's cheating these days.
Unbelievable, unbelievable, Mexico.
All right.
You know what?
I'm sure in the heat of the moment,
he probably didn't realize.
That's all.
Yeah, of course.
I don't think there's any malice.
Round of calls for the game.
No malice, no malice.
No malice.
All right, guys.
I need six competitors for the teams
who have not yet qualified.
Come on up.
Don't be shy.
Come on up.
It's your turn for Son.
It says, you guys are gonna be over here.
This side, this side.
See if you're on this home over here.
You're gonna be facing this way.
All right, we got Judy Cinderella,
Joe Bart, Jason LeWine, CWA, Marianne,
and what's going on.
Good luck out there, Wendy.
All right, Steve, I'll leave it in your hands.
All right, here we go.
Just like before, we got a warm-up round.
Give yourself, Simon says, give yourself a little,
just a little more space, a little arm room,
so we can extend.
Nice, here we go.
Hands up, this is just the warm-up.
Simon says, hands up, Simon says, hands down.
Simon says one hand up, both hands up.
Simon says both hands up.
That's what Simon says.
Simon says both hands up.
Simon says wave.
Simon says stop.
Simon says hands down.
All right, we begin.
Yes, here we go.
Interesting.
Mexico in the same position as the last game.
I'm going to have to use my periphery a little harder.
Here we go.
Oh, you're going to switch.
I love it.
Thank you. Very nice. Oh, very mangy. Very mangy. All right, here we go. You ready?
This counts. Hands up. Simon says hands up. Simon says hands down. Simon says up. Simon says down.
Simon says lean. Simon says stand up straight. Hands up. Simon says hands up. Simon says wave.
Summits his stop, hands down.
Summits his hands down.
These guys are very good.
Yeah! Nice!
Alright.
Let's pick up the pace.
Summits his up, summits his down, summits his hip, summits his belly.
Summits his hip, summits his belly, summits his nose, summits his ears.
Summits his run.
Summits his stop, hands up.
Summits his hands up, hands down.
You move.
Summits his hands down.
Faster! Hands up!
You're out.
Here we go.
Simon says one hand up.
Both hands up.
Simon says both hands up.
Wave it around.
Simon says, wave it.
Simon says stop.
Simon says, wave it.
Simon says, stop.
Hands down.
Simon says, hands down.
Run to place.
Simon says run.
Simon says stop.
Hands up.
Simon says, hands up.
Hands down.
You're out.
Simon says, move over.
Simon says hands down.
All right.
Woo!
Simon says hands out.
Simon says deep, deep in.
Stand up straight.
Simon says stand up straight.
Hands up.
Simon says hands up.
Hands down.
Simon says hands down.
Here we go.
Simon says head, Simon says shoulders.
Simon says shoulders.
Simon says head, Simon says shoulders.
Simon says one.
Simon says stop.
Sonnet's hands up, hands down.
Sonnet's hands down, hands up, Sonnet's hands up.
Wave it around, wave it around.
Sonnet's his wave.
Sonnet's his stop.
Wave it around.
Sonnet's his wave.
Sonnet's his run.
You didn't wave, you didn't wave.
Sonnet's his stop.
Hands down.
Sonnet's his hands down.
All right.
And then there were two.
Sonnet says, space each other.
Simon says, high five each other.
Simon says, give each other a little bow.
Simon says, stand up straight.
Nice.
Face me, please.
Face me.
Simon says, face me.
And here we go.
Nice.
Simon says, head.
Simon says, hip.
Simon says, head.
Simon says, hip.
stomachs belly, stomach is top, stomach is top, hands up, stomach is hands up, hands down.
Wow, wow, they're saving.
Great performance by Navian in two crates.
Steve, I'm telling you,
the event is where people get the most serious.
This is unbelievable.
I don't remember this.
You should see people, they are so focused on this.
I mean, can you imagine if people were this focused
in everyday life, it would be?
Oh, we'd be too productive as a country.
We can't have that.
Forget about it.
All right, Steve.
What's next?
more qualifying round. Okay. And then it's two big ones. Oh man, let's do this. All right.
Let's get our next group. If you have not yet qualified, please bring forward. All right.
Yep. Come over here. Stand here this way. Right here, right here. Who else coming up?
Jinxie you're coming up. All right, let me have cats up and then we have Evelyn. How you doing? All right
All right, so this is gonna be the last qualifier if you win you win for your team
You'll move on to championships if you lose you still have a consolation bracket
One more team. This is the last five. Good luck to you all. See how your hands...
Last five. All right. Simon says spread yourselves out a little bit. All right.
Warm up. Warm up first. Simon says up. Simon says down. Simon says jump.
Simon says one more. Simon says hands up. Hands down. Simon says hands down.
Just to warm up. Just to warm up.
And now, this counts.
You ready?
Alright, here we go. Woo!
Simon says hands on head.
Simon says hips.
Simon says belly.
Simon says shoulders.
Simon says opposite shoulders.
Simon says opposite elbows.
Simon says tap.
Simon says stop.
I wasn't even going fast!
That was like first grade speed.
Oh no, sorry.
Alright, here we go.
Simon says hands down.
Alright, here we go.
And what's really interesting, he was so focused,
he was so into it.
Alright, whatever.
Next time.
Simon says put up your right hand. Simon says wave it. Simon says stop both hands up.
Well it appears that only the ladies are left in this round.
Rule the world. Simon says hands down. All right here we go.
Little mishmash them all over our globe. Mexico, UK, France, all right, here we go.
Sonnets hands up, Sonnets hands down, Sonnets has run. Sonnets has stopped, Sonnets has given me a big jump.
Woo! One more.
Woo!
Hands up, hands up, you're out, you're out, you're out!
Man, here we go!
Woo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yes!
Good job, Team Mexico!
Thank you.
All right.
It was always meant to be you, man.
All right, guys, so here's how it's going to work now.
Four teams have qualified to a championship.
That's a 20-person championship.
championship. Four teams still have chance to earn their team's points. If you did not
qualify, we're getting a big old group. Make your way down. Team USA, make your way down.
Team alumni, everybody from the team. I need everybody from the team who has not qualified.
France come on down. Team UK come on down. Alright now do me a favor guys. Mix yourselves
amongst. Don't be all next to your teammates. Spread out. I need team alumni guys. Team
alumni you are competing. Team alumni come on in. Everyone's the team alumni come on
This is the consolation bracket. You can win this and get fifth place for your team.
You can still earn fifth place for your team. Guys, please do not stand next to your teammates.
Try to split yourselves in randomly. Who else are we missing? We got UK, USA,
alumni doing this in France and the
française the French they found
bien
bien tous bien tous
some luck more guys we're all gonna go
a bit to this a bit to my left we're
going to be to my everybody come down
everybody's coming down this way we're
gonna try to go in between these
speakers shuffle left a bit shuffle left a bit all right and a key front ask you
be able to manage it with the other key the swap out of the de notre français
fluently alright so just to clarify just to clarify listen up listen up if you
win this you get fifth place for your team if you get second sixth place for
your team so on so forth does that make sense all right guys give it up for your
competitors Steve you got a big group take it away so this is consolation
Anzalacion! All right, here we go. You ready?
Quick warm-up, here we go. Hands up.
Simon says,
Simon, Simon says, hands up.
Yeah, now do it. Simon says, hands down.
Only do if I say Simon says first.
Yeah? Okay, here we go. Discounts!
Wish you all the best of luck. This is still for points. We love you. And you
crumpets. There we go. Summits is up. Summits is down. Summits is up. Summits is
down. Hands up. Summits is hands up. Summits is wave. Summits is stop.
Hands down.
Come here, give me a hug.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Man, you are.
All right.
Now you know what? It's not his thing.
He does a lot of things well.
Simon says just ain't his thing.
We all excel in different stuff.
Simon says hands down. All right, faster.
Sunnets is up, sunnets is down, sunnets has run.
Sunnets has stopped, hands up, hands up,
sunnets has hands up, wave it around.
Sunnets has waved, sunnets has stopped,
hands down, hands down.
Sunnets has hands down.
All right, is it Kira, right?
Kira, please.
Yeah.
Kira, please, yeah.
We walked in today at the same time and she said,
I am so nervous, and I said you have good a chance.
You and your hair have a good a chance of winning as anybody.
So you're still here.
You're still here.
All right, here we go.
Here, please.
All right.
Here we go.
Summits his head, summits his hips, summits his run, summits his stop, hands up, your
route, summits his hands up, hands down, hands down, your route, summits his hands down,
Faster, hands up.
You're out, you're out, you're out.
Here we go.
Simon says, Simon says, one hand up, Simon says, run.
Simon says, stop.
Other hand up, both hands up.
You move.
Simon says, both hands up.
Wave it around.
Simon says, wave.
Simon says, stop.
Hands down.
Hands down, you're out.
Simon says, hands down.
Faster, hands up.
Summits is up, summits is down. Summits is up, summits is down, summits is nose.
Summits is belly, summits is nose. Summits is belly, summits is nose. Summits is belly, summits is shoulders.
Opposite shoulders. Summits is opposite shoulders. Summits is tap. Summits is stop.
Hands up, hands up. We stop tapping. You're out.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
No, no, no, no, I just called him.
Too much tapping. Too much tapping.
All right, you can do anything after.
Summits his hands up, summits his hands down.
All right, let's go.
Summits his head, summits his belly, summits his shoulders, summits his nose, hands up.
Now you're up.
Summits his hands up, summits his hands down, summits his limbs down.
Summits are leaning forward, stand up straight.
Summits are standing up straight, hands up.
Summits are hands up, hands down.
Summits are hands down.
Let's wait.
Let's go to the room!
I feel like beating him.
We'll let the helicopter pass so that everyone can hear clearly.
All right, here we go.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is run.
Summits is run, summits is stop.
Summits is giving you a big jump.
That's it, hands up, hands up.
Simon says stop tapping. Simon says hands down. I said stop tapping you were both
still tapping. So we need to continue. You're both still in. Here we go.
Simon says put up your left hand. Wave it. Simon says wave it. Simon says stop. Both
hands up. Everybody saw you! Magnifique! Magnifique! Oh dear. Nice job. Second place,
There's nothing to sneeze at, nice job.
Oh, right.
Ah, Francaise!
He said stop.
They were both right.
Simon says, Simon says, stop.
They're still running.
And it's not quite a second after.
We're trying to be AR what?
Now what?
Simon says, stop.
They didn't stop, neither.
They never stopped.
Or they stopped way too late.
I mean, it's like how long are we getting?
Wait, let me confirm with my rest.
Do you guys have a BAR left?
Yeah, we have one.
We have one.
We have a new small bar.
Steve, it's the drama this year.
You know how it goes.
Now what's going on?
I was calling BAR on you.
I give them one a day.
Right, but the guy, are they talking about the incident
earlier with the guy from the UK?
No, they're saying there was a moment where they were both
running in place and you said, Simon says, stop.
And they never stopped running.
Yeah.
And they're saying they should be out because they never stopped.
And who was this? The ladies at the end?
The ladies. I think he's against the women.
That's a... that's a...
That's a hearty accusation.
Well...
As a modern-day orator.
We're gonna take a look.
As a modern-day orator, I mean.
At the instant replay, everyone gets one.
Steve, give me just a moment. I apologize.
We'll take a look.
Oh, it's some drama.
An interesting moment to use it, I will say.
This is the difference of about one or two points.
And there is a double point competition coming up in PKs.
That means even if they got cheated, whatever's called on the field stands.
Somebody steps off the line and it was missed.
It does stand.
So we're going to take a look at the replay.
trying to find this moment. Every point matters. We're sunk.
All right, we are pulling up the instant replay right now. This will confirm or
deny the call to field. All right, it was after this though, correct? Sorry, this is
This is not about Seedog, this is not about the tapping, this is about the running with the ladies specifically.
Well hold up, hold up, actually, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just to confirm, I'm sorry Joe.
I missed that. That was a VAR call.
No, but I was saying I'm going to call VAR if you don't get out.
You just did the VAR there?
It doesn't matter, you didn't, you didn't stop it.
Okay, now it doesn't matter.
All right, we're watching, we're watching, we're watching.
She's doing two VAR calls to confirm here.
It's after this, sorry, it's not the tapping,
it's the running in the place of the alumni in France.
Let's go forward a bit, scrub a little more forward.
Scrub a little more forward,
it's when there are three left, I believe, three left.
So we're gonna go past this section.
Okay, keep going, keep going, keep going.
This could be after Conor gets out.
So that's Conor's elimination.
You're saying right here, something happened.
All right, hands up, hands down, out forward.
Something says stand up.
Hands up, something says hands up.
It says hands down, OK?
So far, everything's kosher.
Now we wait for the helicopter.
I remember this vividly.
Like it happened a mere minute ago.
Simon says run.
Wait, whoa, whoa, was that it?
Simon says run.
Oh, no.
You guys are actual clowns.
Call confirmed.
France wins.
Are you kidding me?
She stops.
Bro, she took three steps.
What are we talking about?
She's bilingual.
That was fine.
How was that cheating?
Simon says stop and then she does like three steps.
That's three steps.
She stopped.
A, she stopped.
B, Kiara wasn't a part of anything.
It was three steps.
So now we have to ask ourselves,
how many steps is too many steps?
So wait.
One, two, three.
three steps. I'm counting from the hand movement of Steve.
So just to be clear, we're gonna confirm with the refs and no universe
with Team USA win. They got absolutely crushed at least by the alumni. But let's
go back to our refs.
Steve, I need to have a talk with you.
Steve, generally in the game of Simon sense, as I understand it, you'll make a call and
then you give the processing time of somebody to adhere to that call.
Yeah, I, and it actually happened several times with the French players where they kept
done going and then I called them out. The bottom line is did they stop immediately or
did they go a quarter of a second longer? And the answer is they stopped but they stopped
half a second after he stopped. So they still followed the command and if you follow the
command before I give the next command then it's good.
So you would say ruling on the field stands, France wins?
I would say ruling on the field stands.
And that's received Max himself, everybody.
I in a good clarification, it's when the next command comes out,
that is the amount of time you have to make the stop.
It is not how quickly your neurons can fire.
I like that.
All right, well, guys, a lot of drama.
That was our, that was our consolation bracket.
Let's get into the people who are actually good
at Simon Says.
Can my championship teams please come forward?
Can all my championship teams come forward?
The Canadians, Team Mexico, the All-Stars, Team World Wide.
Come on up, I need all competitors.
All competitors, Team Canada, Team Mexico, Team World Wide.
We're going to be standing on this line here.
How do you mind if we track?
This is the final one.
This is for everything.
This is for all the Marvels.
All the Marvels.
Oh man.
Oh man, oh man, oh Chevy.
We got our four teams coming up.
All right now guys, you can't stand next to your teammates.
No, man is chevice.
We got our four teams coming up.
All right, now guys, you can't stand next to your teammates.
You have to mix up.
You can't stand next to your teammates.
You must stand against someone from a different team.
You're not standing next to a teammate.
Ron, you can't stand over there.
I'm gonna need you in line here.
All right, okay, and now don't stand next to one of your teammates.
I think we're all sick, guys, you feel good?
All right, this is for first, second, third, fourth place.
Because the last one in the live team is the winner of the team.
We have our competitors, everybody.
Ludwig, before we start the finals,
I just wanna say thanks again for having me
for the third year.
You're gonna feel after the finals,
you're gonna feel a suction blow through here.
It'll be neat leaving
because I have a six a.m. flight back
to New York tomorrow morning.
So thank you, brother, I'm gonna take you down.
I don't want you to, I don't wanna miss you afterwards
because I know you're very busy.
I appreciate that.
Give it up for Steve Maxx, everybody.
And by the way, my two boys,
By the way, my two boys who both live on the left coast,
they always make fun of me
because I don't got enough followers.
So if you have a moment, if you're sitting
and your phone is in your hands,
just look up at Simon Says Guy, S-E-Z.
Simon Says Guy, give me a follow.
I would appreciate it.
I love you, everyone.
Thank you, everybody.
All right, here we go.
Folks, Simon Says Hands Up.
This is a warm-up.
Simon Says Hands Down.
That's all the warm-up you get because if you're standing here, you earned your way.
This is it. This is for all the enchiladas, for all the hot dogs, it's for all the crips.
Here we go. This counts. I wish you all the best of luck. Hands up!
Thank you, my brother.
All right. See you next time.
Okay, that was... that was...
That was embarrassing.
All right, here we go.
Simon says, hands up.
Simon says, hands down.
Simon says, nose.
Simon says, belly.
Hands up.
Simon says, hands up.
Wave it around.
Simon says, wave it.
Simon says, stop.
Stop, hands down.
I know, right, it doesn't make sense, he's...
All right, Simon says hands down.
All right, let's pick up the pace.
Simon says up, Simon says down, Simon says run.
Simon says stop, hands up, hands up.
You're still running, you're out.
Put up your hands, you're out.
Thank you very much.
Muchas gracias, nice job.
Simon says, hands on head, Simon says, hips, hands on head.
You're out, you're out, you're out.
Okay, let's go, brother.
Simon says, move down.
Simon says, stop.
Here we go.
Simon says, put up your left hand.
I understand in Canada, right and left are Swiss.
Simon says, wave it.
Simon says, stop.
Both hands up, both hands up.
Simon says both hands up.
Wave it around.
Simon says, wave it.
Subnims says, stop.
Hands down.
Summ性TE7 hands down.
We stress.
Nice job.
Here we go.
Summ audit his head.
Summ Song cuts on his head.
Summ intensely sums this one summit to stop.
Hands up.
Summ Shape has a hands down hand down time.
Summits this hands down faster hand up and all the 1, two, three.
Summ одну someone down something cool down.
Simon said stop.
I'm afraid if she wins, she is going to run around and hug every damn person here today
because she was so shiny and old.
No, they were down.
Yeah, they were down.
All right, here we go.
By the way, you hugged everyone when you were early around except me.
Come on, man.
Here we go.
Sonnyce is loosening up. This is it.
Sonnyce has stopped. Here we go.
Hands up.
Sonnyce's hands up, hands down.
Sonnyce's hands down, hands up.
Sonnyce's hands up. Sonnyce is giving me a big smile.
Sonnyce's smile with teeth.
Sonnyce's serious face.
Hands down.
Sonnyce's hands down. Big smile.
Sonnyce's big smile.
Smile, hands up, hands up, hands up.
Nice job, thank you.
And then there were four.
By the way, if two people get out with the next move,
then we have to have a redo with those two people
to see who will take third place.
Here we go.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is no,
summits is here, summits is no, summits is here.
Hands up, summits is hands up, hands down.
Summits his hands down.
Faster, hands up.
Oh!
Timon says, what is your name?
Uh, cutie.
Cutie?
Yeah.
Cutie.
Yeah.
Just cutie.
Timon says, what is your name?
I'm Spurin Jack.
Jack?
Cutie?
Jack?
Yeah.
Timon says, Como te llama?
Evelino, please.
Evelina.
Uh, Evelina.
Judy!
Jack!
Evelina.
Here we go.
Well, you really be playing in your socks.
You'll be Earth, who under your feet.
Yep, come a little bit down.
Here we go.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is up,
summits is down, summits is no, summits is no,
summits is no, summits is no,
Some it's nose, some it's belly, some it's ear, some it's nose, some it's nose,
hands up, some it's hands up, hands down, hands down, some it's hands down,
some it's nose, some it's belly, some it's shoulder, some it's tap, some it's tap, some it's tap.
You didn't tap the first time you were out.
But, third place, Simon Sands.
All stars get 1st and 2nd, all right, which is a massive big matter of day today.
Oh, man.
They needed this win.
Listen, whatever it takes, man.
All stars, come here, come here.
Hey, now wait a minute.
I bought a little head to head just for it.
Hold on a second.
Steve, if I'm correct, you'd give out a special prize to someone who wins on the set.
Yeah, we have to do. I have a special t-shirt. Where's my t-shirt boy? Where's my t-shirt boy?
I have my very own t-shirt boy, is it?
Where's it? There he is. Okay. Simon says, get ready. He's, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, in a revival band from Hall & Oaks.
And listen, Simon says, thank you.
I've never stopped smiling and everyone else did.
ever said stop smiling?
I never said stop smiling.
He said Simon said.
He said it.
Yeah, but then he said smile again and never said stop smiling.
No, I said no.
I said, no.
Hold up, hold up.
Simon said serious face, yeah.
Yeah, he came back to the smile later.
Did you not call a VAR during Ray's moment?
No.
We did not call the VAR.
All right, it's always drama here.
All right, tell you, Steve.
It's my chance, man.
It's my chance.
It's my team.
I got to try.
OK.
So you're saying, I never stopped smiling and everyone else
did.
And he said, smile, go back, smile again.
And I never stopped smiling.
He never said stop smiling.
But everyone smiled?
Everyone smiled and stopped.
Ah, that's a cow.
I feel like, is the idea that they have to hold the smile,
or is it when you say Simon Says Smile, they have to smile?
He said something, and I never stopped doing it.
No, no, no, because if you are already smiling,
everyone up here is smiling.
Yeah.
And then I say, Simon Says Serious Face,
Simon Says Smile, Serious Face.
But then if you keep smiling,
he basically said, he said, he said,
you said Simon Says Smile,
and you never said Simon Says Serious Face.
So can you say it, and then he said smile again,
and he never said Serious Face again.
So you're basically saying they should have smiled for the whole time?
Oh, I don't know.
But then what do you do?
Go back to your regular face?
If you say it's your face, yeah.
I don't know.
Do we have a regular face?
I feel like Steve.
Is that like, wait, is that?
It's your, I don't know.
Is that standing bitch?
I think he's facing the same.
You need to be here.
I'm saying Steve's facing.
Yeah.
I mean, listen, I, something, I'll take a look at it.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Let's take a look.
I think it's unlikely.
It's always something.
So really all we're looking for, simply put, is a smile.
It's always something.
Now just to be clear though.
Maybe I should just throw this shirt into the crowd.
Maybe I should just, whoo!
If they do, they'll count it.
Seriously though, follow me.
Look at that, she's just, woo!
If they do, they'll count it.
Seriously though, follow me.
I've been, I've been languishing at under 10k for like a year and a half.
I can't.
I want you to know, we don't call it a replay, so the replay is going to be if they smile.
And if they smile, I'm going to pass it.
They smile once, and then they'll see this, and then we go back to smiling.
Yes.
I'm saying if I see them smile, but they don't have...
But they don't have there's not like you're saying they never go serious again
And then it goes just those years again before being called
We'll take a look
You can't move.
Don't laugh at how they do you.
You can't move.
Here we go.
Come on.
I'm wondering if you know about whether or not it resets when someone gets out.
For example, if you're saying someone's out and someone's out, that's what I'm gonna ask.
That's what I'm gonna ask.
We're going right now.
All right, Steve.
What did he say? What did he say?
Rod McTalk to me, sister.
Steve, I got two things to say.
First off, I'm gonna get rid of this VAR next week.
Interesting.
We're getting rid of VAR, huh?
At least what Simon says.
They're too sweaty.
You have this guy around.
Why do you need him?
Also, in the future, guys,
future guys the VAR call does not mean you go to your phone read your chat look
at the replay and then make the call it means you call it on the field just to
clarify that that is some bullshit I'll be honest you look back at your chat and
then watch the replay and then make the call it's called on the field you got
14 minutes so anyway I want to ask you a question yeah let's imagine a plane
Simon says dream with me for a moment okay I've never gotten to play with you
Well, let's do it right now.
And you say, Simon says, wave your hands.
Yeah.
And then, check it out.
What happens to him?
Oh, then he would be out.
Now, if I stop while Washington get out, am I out?
Uh, yeah, ultimately, if you stop waving, and I didn't say Simon says stop, yes.
And with that call, the champion of Simon Says is Judy Cinderella!
Judy, come on up!
You won, Simon Says, for your team.
You kept smiling.
Oh, there it is! There it is!
Ha ha ha ha!
Which means you also get the t-shirt.
Oh, Judy!
Yachty, yachty, duty! Look at this!
Judy, on behalf, on behalf of uh...
Wait a minute. Hold on! Wait a minute.
Look who can do this.
What are you freakin' lookin' at, brother?
What are you lookin' at, dude?
Woo! Woo! Woo!
It's Simon Says 2!
Ha!
Woo!
Oh, Judy!
It's Judy, Steve, it's Judy!
Huh, Judy?
Judy, what am I saying? Judy?
It's no Judy at all?
It's not Judy cutie. No
Cutie you are the winner all stars will get first or something says second place
Mexico will get third place and last place will be team Canada
For the Simon says that'll be the final standings always some drama see
Guys can I get a huge round of applause for Steve everybody?
Steve, Steve, can I ask a selfish question?
Steve, you all right there?
Can I try something?
You want to play Simon Says on me?
You want to be Mr. Athlete, you want to play Simon Says on me?
Yeah.
Okay.
I really shouldn't, but okay.
You'll do it?
Yeah.
You want to be the Simon Says caller?
Yes.
I want to see how duty-barred Simon says.
Oh, boy. All right.
Can I have him go up against our champion, maybe Cutie?
Oh, I don't know about that. All right.
All right.
All right, here we go.
I've always wanted to do this.
Okay.
I'm not going to give you guys a warm-up,
We know how it works.
Okay, here we go.
Simon says hands up, hands down.
Winner!
He's good.
That's smart.
Come on, man.
That's smart.
You've been too long.
All right, guys.
We only have one event left.
It's the penalty shootout.
It is worth double the points.
And we got to take a quick look at her scoreboard before diving into it.
Pete Swan, how are things looking for our top three positions?
Slime, only in Hollywood could you write a script like QT Cinderella.
Dead last with the paper throw.
She can't cut the cake.
And then she comes back and wins the most difficult competition for her team.
You know how many people have fallen before Steve Max?
Of Slain?
Millions?
Millions, maybe millions and tens of millions?
And she stands on the ashes of them all.
Unbelievable, well done QT Cinderella and like Ludwig said, as the sun sets, we move into
a new dawn, a champion will be crowned and you're looking at the overall standings and
they're gone.
You know, I will say, can you bring them back up if you could be so kind?
It's still quite a big gap on the top there.
That's 11 point lead, obviously, there's double points.
I don't even know what the base amount of points, I don't know what Bellaccio card that
would be, what Joker that would be in play to be able to multiply this.
I do think it would be, be smirch the competition a little bit if it was just, yeah, whoever
I think that's really going to be the case.
I think it's safe to say the UK might be complete.
It's fair enough to say that, but you guys have seen the scores tally.
It's anybody's game with penalty kicks.
It's going to be all hands on deck.
You've got your keeper, you've got your kickers,
and it's time for us to choose a new champion.
The field is stacked.
I have a question.
Audience behind me. Are you ready?
When they ready, of course they're ready. Wait, you tell me you don't believe them. I'm just saying Steve Max got me in a tizzy
I feel like they're not ready. God damn it. Crown, are you ready?
Yeah!
I got it.
All right, this is going to be the finale.
A champion will be crowned, and I am excited for this.
I don't know.
Team Worldwide's been holding this tape to tape.
They've been the favorite the entire two days.
Are they going to stumble on the final road block,
or will they take the gold?
What a competitive VAR to get them and put the board state
to where it is right now.
It's very smart.
I know that initially Selbit came up there and he said,
I want my var, I want my team says this is what we need to do to win.
And at first a lot of the chat, it's so strange.
I've never seen them fickle. No, no, no, no.
I couldn't believe it. They were completely against him.
Why would you make us check this?
By the time we looked at the tape, I saw a lot of he's right.
Actually, actually never stopped smiling. He's right.
He never stopped smiling.
You know, it's one of the penalty kick shootout is,
is it's fitting to end the streamer games on it
because it's like an actual real consequential thing
that really happens in the biggest sport in the world.
It's kind of ironic that you went from paper airplanes
to, I don't know, what Mbappe does for a living.
What does he say?
Can I say it?
Can I be crazy right now?
The most exciting part of soccer.
Okay, wow.
Can I be crazy?
I think that honestly there's nothing that's going to get your pulse pounding more than a penalty kick suit at the drama
The lights the action your favorite creators going up against each other whose foot reigns supreme
It's anybody's game except for the United Kingdom so I could spoil this it ain't coming home
Yeah, I don't think it's coming home, but that's not to say that it won't be coming home for everybody else
That's true could be coming home for everybody else
That's what's cool is that it feels like anyone's game. We can see the actual whatever the sort of the base points are eventually, but man too
What do you think the most unexpected team would be that isn't the UK?
Can I can I take a look at those one more time if that's not a problem for production because you need this scoreboard
We need it. I feel like Mexico's been lurking this entire two days and put themselves in position
But here's what I think you ready?
USA might be able to make a late charge to the podium, and more importantly, I think Canada is going to fall out.
Why? Why do you say this?
It's just my feeling!
Yeah, well, based on what knowledge? I think Dante's going to choke.
I think he's ambidextrous, he's left foot, right foot. I don't know where he's going. Maybe his place is in the League of Legends.
I don't know if he can... I don't see... I just don't know. I feel like...
I feel like you don't believe in cookbooks. I actually believe in cookbooks. You know what Canada's gonna win the whole damn thing
See how easy he is to change under the bright lights. He's now a hippo. I don't know. I'm looking at papers
He wants to be everyone's friend. I just I damn it. I just
anyone but
The alumni
Yeah, that's some real people. We got the real you put the lights on to me when you look at this scoreboard
What do you think? How does this shake out? I mean safe buddies on worldwide. They're just good
It feels like everything they're trying to do they're good. They're even good at calling it the AR
so
But you know, I think I think Mexico's the sleeper here
Obviously, they're in third, but I think it's Danny bands is actually surprised me with how he kind of just ends up being the goat in
Certain niche situations. He rises to the occasion except musical chairs
Yeah, I think also the sisters are a force to be reckoned with. Yeah, but I'm not sure how the choices go down
I think everyone gets to shoot, right? Everyone shoots. Oh, everyone shoots. Yes, and all stars got something to prove right now
They're just off the podium in fourth place. Maybe they make a late push and say hey just because you guys think you're winning right now
We've done this before we've been here before it's ours. Oh
Oh man, when's the last time you kicked soccer ball?
Oh, yesterday.
You're kidding me.
I crushed it.
Did you kick it into a goal?
I hit one of the staff.
They weren't looking.
They had to be.
That's tough.
It was a medical tent situation.
That's tough.
Yeah, we broke one of those cool cameras.
They take the awesome pictures.
What can you do?
I'm left-footed, right-handed, and I can tell you what.
I'm glad that I'm not on any team.
I'm glad to be here with you, and I just want to see how this plays out.
Me too.
Me too, man.
and you know it's a triumph of athleticism really.
It's like the real Olympics.
Yeah, better.
Can I say that?
It's better.
These people, some of them haven't left their house
admittedly for two months and they're coming out here
and putting on a show in the bright lights, the sun,
California, what more could you ask for?
Do you think, what if you, okay,
you have to do a penalty kick
and you have to choose one person
from the roster to block your kick.
If you miss it, you lose all of the money you have.
All of your savings and you go broke.
You go completely broke immediately.
Yeah, talk of tea, that's why I'm choosing.
You choose to talk of tea.
He didn't fist bump me.
I want revenge.
I want him to see me as an equal
and I would take the cake and I'd say,
all right, it's me versus you.
All the marbles, all the points.
Peter, I didn't think you that petty.
I'm not, I just want, hey look.
If you lose all your money.
I don't have much.
But it's everything.
You can't go home.
It's gotta go on credit card.
Okay, I'm taking that back.
Tuck of tea stays away from me.
I'm looking at Sea Dog Mike just, I know.
I know the guy we live in the same country.
I've seen what he does under pressure.
I think I got an advantage over him.
I don't even point to where I'm kicking.
I think he'd miss.
Interesting.
Who would you choose, the tough guy?
So I'm shooting and there's a goalie.
Yeah, you're gonna lose all your slime money.
I think I'm looking for the smallest person here.
It's gotta be like Maya or T-10 Matt.
I'm just looking to minimize math.
Look at that, it shows two of the great building champions
and he thinks that he can just shoot a ball past them.
Okay, welcome back.
I think maybe.
Well, but Chad has seen me run during the hot dog mile,
or sorry, the hot dog 100 meter.
And again, the things they told me
are things I will never forget.
Here's what.
The way they described me.
It was art.
That's a picture.
Here's the thing, luckily we don't have to.
We have all of the streamers who are talented, skilled,
athletic and ready, and they're going to be the ones
taking the kicks for all the prizes, all the money, all the global adoration.
We're going to be safely on the third floor calling some action.
Yeah. Yeah. What is the prize? Do we know?
Oh, I've seen it. What is it?
It will be unveiled at a later time.
So don't you change that channel because we're going to be unveiling even more
cool shit as the sun sets. Oh, yes.
I have no idea. This is insider information, and I know what he can hear me to.
Um, yeah, and I also don't know if we'll we're gonna come back to the desk after this one can hope not this
This might be our last time you guys see us before the whole thing is over
They're still setting up, but I would like to say Pete was very nervous about this job
Oh, and I was thinking about it
And I'm like you know what that makes sense because he gets on a plane and he flies to do this
I literally messaged Ludwig two days before I was like, hey, can I go into the streamer games?
And he's like yeah, but you gotta you're gonna be with Pete and you got to be nice to Pete
Yeah, of course, I'll be nice talking about I was on the plane and I paid for the internet service
And I he said you're gonna be with slime and I said turn this shit around
Yeah, I'm stuck with him
Well, what I want to say is now I think I understand there's more pressure when you're you know being you're flying across the ocean to
Come do this thing rather than a guy like me who you know
Ludwig is like a stone's throw away, and I just show up and
Jack off whenever I want you know I'm glad you're just jorgen and you know what send it to the ultimate jack-off artist himself
It's time for these games to end and leave it to the pros
Ludwig Ogren, this is your time
Welcome back Jack
To the final game of streamer games it all ends here y'all
Well, our last event, did you guys have fun?
All right, here's the deal, for this last event, we're doing a PK shootout.
One person from every team is going to be the goalkeeper.
That person also has the ability to shoot.
This is standard.
We just watch the world cup five versus five
This is where you guys are shooting from this is 12 yards out
All you have to do if you are the shooter is have constant motion forward you can't
And fake out the keeper like that constantly forward and then do something like this
And that would be minus one for my team, no hits, and the other two.
Okay, alright, that's too far, that's too far, the small man too far.
All right, so that's the idea though, all right.
They will have five total attempts,
unless one team hits three and the other team misses three.
And our first matchup is going to be Team UK.
Give it up for them.
Yeah.
Versus Team alumni.
Yeah.
Now, I believe you guys are sorted in the order.
going to be kicking in, is that correct?
He's goalie.
And you have gloves on, Garn, you're the goalkeeper.
Why are you the goalkeeper, Garn?
Because it's Team UK.
This is our sport, and I love football so much.
This is the real football.
And we're going to bring it home today for justice.
Justice event.
Forget the rest.
This is the ad's coming home for a diss event.
I like to hear it make sense
UK big on soccer over here Wow goalkeeper Jason
Seven place that's what we do Jason you guys are seven. It's the winner. No y'all can't win, but you guys can have a good time
Five!
And you can get a crazy amount of clips.
If you go crazy in that net, what are you going to do out there?
I'm going to do greatness.
What the hell was that?
All right!
Is it higher seed or lower seed to kick first?
Lower seed will be kicking first.
Which means Team UK, we need your first kicker up.
up. Give it up for C-Dog VA. Jason, the wing will be the keeper. Connor, this is your line.
You can place it anywhere you'd like. Just make sure it's at least touching the line.
And Connor, you'll hear a whistle before you can shoot, okay?
All right.
Come on, Jason.
All right.
Connor, when you hear the whistle.
Whistle.
That's one for the U.K.
Straight down the center.
What do they call that, paninka?
Alright, UK up one.
Team alumni have a chance to tie it up.
Give it up, Mr. Keem.
Going up against guards.
On the whistle, you can take your kick.
that is high over the net now team UK firmly up one who's up next to team UK
let's give it up how you feeling here Tenshi how you feel Tenshi that's all
All you need, all right, wait for Sandra's whistle, please.
Great save by Jason the Weave. I can already see the edit. Wow.
All right, next up, who's going? Jason, you're going?
Jason your team needs this
When the moment gets big, what is jake? Yeah, you can move it where if you want to move
It's got to be on that tape. So look at the tape you want to lift it up. You can move it
When the moment gets big, what does Jason the weaned do?
Gets bigger
Team alumni need a goal to get on the board cart getting big in that
Cartel of the right way, but it wasn't enough.
Alumni on the board.
All right, up next for UK.
We got Lydia Violet.
How you doing?
I'm good.
I'm going to be better if I get this in.
Did you play any footy growing up?
If I say yes, that looks bad.
Never played it.
Love it.
All right, you're going to a good chase in the lead.
When you hear the whistle, wait for the whistle.
Team alumni have a chance to take the lead if Fumi Bean is able to score.
Give it up for Fumi Bean.
Talk to me.
What's up?
How you feeling about this?
I'm feeling good.
All right.
I got this.
Wait for the whistle.
And now we got Zoyle coming on up.
Zoyle, how you feeling?
All right.
You feeling all right?
There you go.
All right, Zoyle.
Can you hear this?
I feel it.
So-yo! So-yo!
Wide left, hit the air, monarchs wrong.
War drop is up, fourth kicker for the alumni.
How you feel, War Drop?
All right, Wardrobe, I need you to wait for the whistle, okay?
Wait for the whistle here.
Now just to clarify, you are not allowed to do a fake kick in PK shootouts.
You are not allowed to do a PK, you are not allowed to do a fake kick in PK shootouts.
Absolutely.
Unfortunately, due to cool factor,
the calling on the field stands.
But here's the deal.
Team UK is not out.
They have one more kicker, the keeper himself.
Give it up for Garnt, everybody.
Oh my God, what an amazing kick!
Was it cross?
Oh my God.
Run, DeGay!
What a rocket, dude. What a rocket. Guys, can we please hear for team UK? What an absolutely
electric first match.
That shoe like Wic first would not do.
Deceiver, mathematically, out.
Next up, we had a battle across the pond.
Now we got a battle of the Americas.
Give it up, because we got Team Mago.
Here we go!
Going up against Team USA!
Alright, talk to me. Arke, you're the keeper for Team Mexico, right?
I'm the keeper.
How you feeling?
I'm feeling company. Actually, I had a lot of time, GC and Dobra Lozaro practicing with me.
So, hopefully that might be on my side.
some reps all these exact kickers how those kicks go I can't say too much
she's gonna have a plan no I can't leave the plan don't leave the plan yes
unless it's really cool if they do a backflip I'll give it to him team USA
who's my keeper who's my keeper where's my keeper at whoa Jinxie Jinxie you're
You're the keeper and you're the first kicker.
Quick goal, spot to keeper.
Quick goal and you got the Copa Mundial.
What have you got over here?
Yep.
Okay.
All right.
How are we feeling?
Good.
This is your sport.
You're a man in the match.
There's some pressure riding on that, but what happens when pressure comes to Jinxie's way?
Creates diamonds.
Love to hear it.
All right.
Jinxie, that white line right there.
Place it where you want.
Wait for the whistle.
Making sure our balls are properly inflated.
No Patriots action here.
All right, Jakesy, if you want to adjust to you can.
If you want to touch the ball, move it, you can.
All right, Jakesy, first up, Arkein goal,
US Sabres, Mexico.
USA nails their first shot.
Follow one yelling, set the tone.
All right, how are we feeling?
I'm honestly feeling very confident.
And why did your team put you first?
I have no idea.
I think they have hope in me.
And that's all you need.
Hoping you.
I got hoping you too.
Let's go, Team Mexico!
Yeah!
We still have a chance to win this entire event.
Wait for the whistle.
U.S.A. is now up one.
Swapping keepers now.
Joe Bart is up.
Give it up for Joe Bart, everybody.
Joe, you're a lefty.
Let me move this mic for you there.
You're a lefty.
My gosh.
You look so good.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
On the whistle, Joe.
Hark, are you ready?
Go on the holler.
Oh.
Ball is high.
It is now opportunity for Mexico to tie it up.
And we got Danny Banz to make that happen.
Danny, I need to talk to you real quick.
These cleats, they brand new?
Wow, they got stuff signed on them.
That's what I was going to say, they got some scuffs?
I'm in an indoor overweight league.
You're in an indoor overweight league?
Yeah.
Are you guys inviting new members?
You want to play?
I would love to play.
You look too good.
Brother, look at this.
You can touch it, yes, you can touch it.
OK, all right, all right, all right.
Danny, good luck, wait for the whistle.
You can move the ball if you'd like.
You can move it if you'd like.
You guys are so strong.
Jixi's initial jump left and he's getting down right fast enough.
Team Mexico ties it up.
But Team USA has big talk of team coming up.
Tyler, when people think football, they don't really think Tyler won.
American football? Real football?
But soccer, they don't.
Not soccer, no, but I'm good at both.
You're good at both?
Absolutely.
So you're going to nail this?
It's brilliant.
All right. Get up, Tyler, everybody!
Tyler's calling top right corner.
There it is!
Tyler is calling top right corner.
There it is, the save by Arke.
Doesn't fall for the bait of Tyler.
Tyler kicks it mid-left, called top right.
Great save by Arke.
And now opportunity for Mexico to take the lead.
And they got Benji to do it.
I believe in you too, Benji.
Best of luck out there.
And it takes the lead.
10-Mexico is up one.
It's not only it.
USA still has a shot, but that road is still a lot.
is gonna have to start with a great kick from Yana Yana. How are you doing tonight?
Yana have you played any soccer or football?
Just a little and you warmed up a bit today. Yeah, are you a lefty?
Right righty. All right, Yana best of luck
Give it up for Yana everybody
An opportunity to tie things up
Oh! It's a phenomenal shot!
Lett Bins are beyond his ass.
USA ties it up.
What a shot from Yana.
Beautifully placed.
Now, here's the situation.
Chiefsie needs to save this.
Mexico still has two kickers.
USA only one kicker left there refers to kick and it's Mexico's goalkeeper who's
gonna be up to maybe take the lead. They got Archie.
Jixie caught on the back of his feet watching that ball sail in. Here's a
situation. Mexico's up one. This is the last kicker for Team USA. Guys, can you please give it up for Mari?
Mari, a tough task was given to you, but let's not forget, you are the only
streamer games champion on your team. You know when it takes to win, and now is
Here's your moment to show exactly that.
Give it up for Martin one more time.
Team Mexico wins!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Quick replay.
Team Mexico wins!
You like that?
Oh!
Quick replay of this.
Wide left.
Two shots from USA off net.
And one saved by Arke.
Mexico will be moving on to the semifinals.
Now, here's the deal, y'all.
There's no secret that Worldwide has been in first place and stayed in first place.
But this game is worth double the points.
And they are up right now.
Let's give it up for Team Worldwide.
Let's give it up for them.
But this could shake things up if they lose their first round.
It's no easy first round, because they are going up against Team France.
Now Enzo is going to be the goalkeeper.
Who is going to be our first shooter from France?
Give it up for Tsuku.
Tsuku, I probably don't have to ask because you're French.
But did you play futz?
5v5 with friends, you know 5v5 with friends. Yeah, all right. Good luck out there. Give it up for Tsukua, everybody
First opportunity 14 France Enzo standing on the line barefoot strap by Enzo
Bottom left out of reach for Enzo
France makes their first kick,
and now Team World Light has a chance to respond.
Who is the keeper for Team France?
We got Marie-Ed, who is our goalkeeper.
Give it up for Marie-Ed, everybody.
CHEERING
Enzo, you play a lot of soccer growing up?
Yeah, it was like three.
Do you call it soccer, soccer or football?
Football. Football? Yeah.
That's what it's called.
All right, so you're ready. You playing barefoot. Yeah, so you're gonna kick barefoot. Yeah
Good luck. You know friends everybody
Looking at that ball I need to see a replay of that went right to the keeper
Oh God, it's right between the legs.
Now it's still tied up.
France still has a chance.
And we got Fanos himself.
Joël, you played soccer when you were little.
I played a lot when I was young.
He said he played a lot of soccer when he was younger.
You don't have the build of a soccer player.
When I was younger, I was more skinnier.
You were skinnier?
Yes.
Does the strength help?
Yes.
All right, give it up for Joelle, everyone.
The French showing why they're French.
Nails at bottom right.
Enzo 0 for 2.
And we got Asian boy Ray hopping up Ray, taking the crocs off Ray.
You're shooting this one barefoot?
Yeah, definitely.
Great.
You're more of a basketball player, right?
Yeah.
Did you play any football?
A little bit.
A little bit?
Back in the days.
How are you feeling about this?
Uh, yeah.
Good.
Feel good?
Yeah.
All right.
Get over here, everybody.
Wait for the whistle.
Ow!
Oh!
It would have been a beautiful shot.
Oh, it would have been a beautiful shot just slightly wide.
And with that, France takes the lead.
They are now up one.
Who's coming up to shoot?
Give it up for Magla, everybody.
Magla, you played football growing up?
It's my first time.
This is your first time?
You're French, you're French.
I haven't done football!
Ah, fair enough.
But here, my first lesson is over.
This is gonna be your first kick ever.
Give it up for Magdalen's first-ever PK!
A lot of pressure for Enzo, already down one.
Come on up against him, dude.
Oh my god!
Magdalen takes her first-ever PK!
France has not missed!
What a shot!
What is this?
It's for Tiktator and Pompey!
Well, now the pressure is on.
Selvett, you're down two.
You absolutely need to make this to have a chance of winning.
I put myself because I knew it would be a pressure.
I'm not a good kicker, but I'll give my best.
Brazil has Lorde Barnum World Cup,
so at least we weren't expecting much.
Let's go.
All right.
Aalen from Brazil.
We got Selbett.
And that's enough to keep worldwide in the competition.
Three to two now.
France still up one.
Drills it bottom left.
Marianne got there too little, too late.
Who's up next for France?
It's you?
I think so.
All right, we got Marianne who's coming to kick.
It's difficult to be goalkeeper and kicker.
Yeah, I hope I'm better at shooting than goalkeeping,
you know?
Well, I hope so too, for France's sake.
Good luck, Marianne.
Give it up, Marianne, everybody.
And it goes wide left.
There's now an opportunity for worldwide to tie things up.
Who is coming up to kick?
It's Devil Leak.
Give it up, Devil Leak, everybody.
There's a lot of pressure here.
I know, I feel it.
You have the chance to tie
You're playing for Oz
For Australia wait for the whistle
What a shot!
Worldwide ties it up!
Now here's the deal.
Each team has one kicker left.
If one makes it one misses, that will be our winner.
And so it was back in goal and our final kicker for team France. Give it up for cats up
You're in a hard situation. Yeah, what's hard about this your cats up you're an athlete second in the GP3
This is nothing for you
Okay, okay, I see Mbappe play once a time, so I think I can do it.
You, sorry, you saw Mbappe play so you think you can win now?
Yeah.
All right, give it up for Katsup.
An opportunity to give the lead to her team.
save by end of and now worldwide has an opportunity to win and it's all in the
The feet of team 10, Matt.
Matt, Matt.
You gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go.
Matt, Matt, you have to come.
Matt, Matt, it's okay.
It's okay.
Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt.
Matt, it's okay, listen.
If you make it, you're a hero.
If you lose, it's somebody else's problem.
Which problem is it?
You don't give a shit, it's their problem, not yours.
Okay. No pressure.
I don't play, uh, basketball.
You don't play football?
No.
Back in Oz?
No.
I'm in the legends.
And just kicking it for her best then. Good luck.
Give it up for Nat, everybody.
She could win it the Worldwide right now.
Oh! What a save from Malian!
Her first save comes at the clutches moment.
Wow.
Look at that, it was a great shot too.
What a shot.
And if you didn't see it, it flips over the bar, hits the back of the net.
What a shot, what a save in the biggest moment.
So here's the deal.
We're now going to sudden death.
We're going to go back to the top of the order, Tsuku.
It is your turn once again.
Trance calls upon you.
What do you say?
I'm locked in.
You're locked in?
Yeah.
Do your thing, then.
Give it up for Tsuku, everybody.
There it is!
What a clutch shot!
That was amazing. That was amazing.
You put your team in a chance to win.
to win okay it's now it's a mathian yeah well done you guys see that shot of
the engineer in the back all right Enzo you need to score otherwise you're out
it all comes down to this kick right here beautiful run out here said he's
He's doing it for Ronaldo.
Let's see if that pays off.
There it is!
Trans wins!
Worldwide is out!
I can't believe it!
Sudden death!
goes over the bar.
And for everybody watching at home, this now changes the paradigm of this competition.
Because now, worldwide, has a chance to get only two points.
First place can get 16 points.
Now, if you're wondering how the tiebreaker...
What a shot!
Wow!
Did you just say, give me my edit?
Alright, UK.
We need some makes.
you've had three people kick there are only two people left to kick so if you
miss this it's over it is a must-make and I think they got the right guy for
the job give it up for Zoil British for a reason
Guys, can we get a round of applause for Team UK?
I appreciate them so much for coming over.
It is not an easy flight.
Can they hear it one time?
UK!
We had a great round, someone needs to come last, I think these guys they tried really
hard and we had great moments but unfortunately we didn't get the points we needed, that's
how it goes.
Team food farmers dead, well no good flips, no good flips.
Alright thank you guys very much, USA, you guys are moving on in our constellation brackets,
You are going to be playing the winner of Team Worldwide versus Team Canada.
Can you guys come on up, Team Canada, Team Worldwide?
Now, for everyone at home, the reason we're playing through these consolation brackets
and not doing a tiebreaker is because for Team Worldwide, this is massive.
There's a difference between two points if they get last place, which they could get,
or ten points if they get fifth place, which they also could get.
Alright, lower seed, we'll get to kick first.
Enzo, you're in goal.
Canada, where are my Canadians at?
Come on over, Cocotes.
Are you guys keeping the same order?
All right, same order?
All right, guys.
Good luck, Kokkot, you're up first to kick.
Give it up for Kokkots, everybody.
What a shot by Kokkot, wide left, worldwide with a chance to take the lead.
And I'll point out a bit of goading by Ray.
that wind-up, Ray, speaking in the ear of Cocote.
Wonder if that impacted the results.
Now we have Enzo with a chance against Agent.
Enzo, who missed the shot to knock his team
into the consolation bracket,
can make up for it right here.
Whistle.
Right down the middle.
agent hops off the line and worldwide is up one all right and so back in that
who's coming up for Canada Sakura give it up for Sakura everybody
Canada needs a goal.
What a shot and what a save.
Didn't bite on an initial direction.
Take a look at the replay.
Good curve on it.
It ends a stapled, got up.
Damn, that shot looks beautiful with the sunset.
Now sell that with a sell bit with a chance to bring worldwide up to
Sell bit after you hear the whistle you're good to kick
Agent keeping Canada in the game. I believe it is now
Martin's going up. Martin is coming to kick
Martin, this is your first kick.
This is your first kick.
First kick ever.
And we're just going to go crazy.
I love to hear it. Give it up for Martin everybody.
She wants a tie for Canada.
Good power behind the shot, but Team Canada,
scared to angle it.
and it's making it easy for Endo to stay put and block these shots.
Now still a chance for Canada, but this could be really bad if Ray makes this to take worldwide up to.
Wide right! Ray chokes! Canada with another lease on life.
Still two shooters left and the team is calling for the captain.
It's going to be Agent 00 to get Canada off of zero.
Switching shoes right now.
Bullkeeper shoes and kicking shoes.
I don't know what the difference would be.
Testin' the ball.
Canada would love to see it.
He could tie it up right here.
And just right.
The pressure is now on because agent needs to save this next shot.
Otherwise, Team Canada is going to lose.
It all comes down to this shot and Devil Leak is taking the opportunity.
If you win, move on.
If you lose, hi.
No bye.
No bye?
No bye.
Do your best.
Got to wait for the whistle.
Wait for agent.
Let's go, agent.
Selbit said, if you lose, it's okay.
Encouraging words.
Or maybe a devil on the shoulder.
We'll find out after this kick.
Devil leak.
Waiting for agent to get situated.
Marking in the ear of the competitor.
And we are still alive for Canada!
Yeah.
Dante, it feels like the weight is always on your shoulders.
I've seen a lot of motivational speeches on Jameson Strain for him.
Give me a motivational speech for yourself in this moment right now.
Listen guys, there's one thing you need to remember.
It's that belief in yourself will overpower anything because you create your own reality.
So you sit there, you believe in your problem, it's going top left corner.
I'm calling it.
You're calling it top left.
Top left.
But maybe he can hear you.
Does that matter?
It's international, we should be fine.
All right.
All right, y'all.
Contest with the nation on his shoulder.
If he makes it, he's alive.
If he misses, it's over.
It's sometimes a speech isn't enough.
Worldwide moves on.
Now Canada, don't go anywhere.
With that shot, and man, what a speech, I really was expecting a lot from that.
I don't know what the hell that was.
I'm lucky, bro.
It happens.
With that, we have Canada, who is now going up against the UK.
Why are we doing all these matches?
Because we've got to figure out who gets seventh versus eighth.
These things matter.
All right?
These things matter.
We're also going to be doing a fifth, sixth place match between Worldwide and Team USA
right after.
All right.
Let's get this rolling, y'all.
Come on, guys.
We got a few more matches to go.
Lowest seed will kick first.
Canada, you're in net.
UK, you're up to kick.
You are first to kick.
Let's go.
Yeah.
I don't want to hear that.
You don't want to hear chirping?
I don't want to hear them chirping while I'm trying to hear.
I don't want to hear some chirping.
They're allowed to chirp.
They're allowed to chirp, Kyle.
They're allowed to chirp.
What can you do?
I'm going to scream.
You're going to scream when they shoot?
I'll just take that whistle.
You can do that.
Oh, yeah, you can do that.
Maybe get her from the stands down here.
You're the person, you can't do nothing about it.
All right, corner to shoot.
UK versus Canada, seventh, eighth place match.
Loser will be last.
Whoa!
Top beans.
Brexit calls from Martin, maybe a low blow there, Martin.
But UK takes the lead.
Cocotes, whatever you're ready, when you hear the whistle, it's your kick.
When you hear the whistle.
Chance of tied up for Canada.
Wow! What a shot!
My God, that might be the best shot of the night.
And it's in our seventh-eighth place match.
Where is that round one, bro?
All right.
Tenshi, back up for the U.K.
Chance to take the lead again.
Tide 1-1.
Agent with the same.
Now, Canada with a chance.
You got a chance to take a lead.
Good luck.
Great save by Gart.
And we are now tied 1-1.
Lydia Violet, up to Cape for the U.K.
Wait for the whistle.
Wow!
Adrian gets low.
He didn't even look ready for the kick.
But he reacted in time.
He looked at the replay.
He wasn't even set.
Gets down.
Blocks the ball.
And now has an opportunity to take the lead for Canada.
Captain doing captain things
An amazing power by agent we always knew you had that in them it just needed to be on net
bounces off the leg of Gart Canada up to one
Zoyle, now with a chance to tie it up for UK.
And that is over the net.
Team Canada holds the lead and we have Martin with an opportunity to seal it for Canada.
And it goes in!
3-1!
I believe, hold up, Lydia Violet and Gart still haven't shot yet, correct?
Lydia Violet hasn't shot and Gart hasn't shot.
So they have a chance to tie it up, but they need to make every shot.
Wait, no, I am wrong.
I'm not wrong.
Wait, no, I am wrong.
Video Violent did shoot.
It's over!
Canada wins!
Bye-bye.
Team Canada celebrating their seventh place win.
That is good for four points, two points for Team UK.
And now, Selbit, get off the casters desk, bro, you're up.
Selbit, time to kick.
We got worldwide versus USA happening right now.
Two points on the line.
for 6th place, 8th for 5th place.
That's huge because this is in,
I believe there's a 9 point difference in the standings.
This might secure the international team first place.
Can I get a look at the scoreboard real quick?
Let me do a bit of math.
Let me do the math. I'm curious.
What's on the line this game?
Can I see the scoreboard?
So they, no, no, sorry, the scoreboard for the whole competition, come on, come on, stick
with me.
With 16 points for first, the question is, how far behind is second place from Team World
Wide?
They've performed so well this entire competition.
Just need a scoreboard of the whole competition.
Okay, that includes Canada's placement.
So guys, mathematically, Team Worldwide has already locked first place.
Now we are playing for a question of second and third place.
This match here is for some pride.
Makes sense.
They performed so well in every competition.
All right, USA vs. Worldwide.
Wow, Jinxie with the rocket.
Camera a bit late there, sorry, bottom right bins.
The rush should have been, my bad.
That is 1-0 for Team USA.
Jinxie nails it bottom right.
All right, worldwide is up next.
Trying to tie it up.
He's a lefty, I gotta back up.
Oh my god!
The War of Fargo of the Century!
Fakes out!
Jinxie!
Jinxie watches it go in!
And I know he's going to be watching that clip a lot later,
because I'm sure his chat's going to be sending it to him.
International ties it up 1-1.
Joe Bart, up to kick.
It's all fun and games for Enzo, but he hasn't been great in goal today.
Let's one go by Joe Barker, kicked by Joe Top left.
Takes the lead for USA.
It is now right up to kick.
Braves the stutter step.
Crocs on.
Croc falls off his foot.
Kicks the croc in the net.
He's mad.
Great save by Jynxie.
USA is now up one.
Worldwide winning the battle of Aura.
USA winning the battle of PKs.
Mari coming up to kick with a chance to extend the lead to two.
Wow, what a great kick.
Mari with a wide left kick raises the bottom of her foot.
It's the soul.
Bad placement happens.
USA still have one, still with a chance to tie it up.
Jinxie, centered slightly to the left, gets there in time.
What a save by Jinxie.
Lays out.
We would say Philip won.
Yana is up.
I know I'm going to see this in the net later.
He is, when Yonah's up to kick, breaking his follows.
USA up 3-1!
You guys need to make this, or you lose.
Devilik, if you miss this, USA wins.
All the pressure.
And all the clutch from Jeansy.
USA wins.
Secures fifth place.
Worldwide, lots of sixth place.
And it's time for our final four matches.
I believe so. I believe so.
All right, are you guys ready for top four?
There's still podium spots to give up.
We have trophies only available for our top three.
Maybe we know who first is.
But second and third also get to walk home with something.
And you don't want to leave empty handed at streamer games.
Up first, we have the alumni against T. Mexico.
I'm curious, give it up if you think the alumni are going to win.
Now give it up if you think Mexico is going to win.
Mexico with a chance to secure second place.
They can get to the finals right here.
Archean goal first to kick Mr. Keen come on up
Give it up for mr. Keen everybody
What a shot
Look at Arke, baby seal on the floor, laid out.
1-0, alumni up.
Arke misses the goal, but has a chance to tie it up with his legs.
Arke to kick.
Jason, the wiener, net.
Whistle.
That's Arke!
Bang!
Top, rock!
And we have ourselves a game!
1-1, Jason the Wean, now up.
Jason hasn't had the greatest streamer game performance, but he can flip it all around right now.
Wow! Jason the Wean!
Top right bins! What a shot!
Arcee never had a chance!
Jason and Lee getting the gloves back on. Now it's a hop back in the net.
Danny Banz with a chance to tie it up for Mexico.
With a player like Danny Vance, we know you have to do more than just stand still.
So he has the option to hit it down the middle.
You might think, Jason, why are you jumping off line?
Because that's fucking Vance.
2-2. So far no misses. Wardrobe waving the alumni flag.
Wait for the whistle, Wardrobe. Wait for the whistle.
Oh my God!
This is light work boo. Words echoing across the stadium.
So far, not a single player has missed.
And now, Wardrobe's peer, N.G., has a chance to tie it up for Mexico.
A great shoot.
But a bit too far right, Ricky Shays off the post, and alumni take the lead.
Arqui was an opportunity to make a save here.
He's going to need to save this.
Otherwise, it is GG for Mexico's chances of winning.
Go, go, go!
Great save by Arke!
Kiera could not get it done.
All right.
We have a chance to tie it up.
Two shots left for Mexico.
Tie it up right now.
Three to two.
And it sails over, but it's not over yet. It's not over yet.
Fumi Bean can win it for the alumni if she makes this.
If not, Wendy has an opportunity to tie it up.
Fumi Bean is up to kick.
And it sails over!
Here's the situation.
It is two to three.
Mexico is down one.
Wendy, stand between Mexico's chances of making it to the finals or falling to our third place match.
Give it up for Wendy, everybody.
And it's not enough, alumni win!
They're going into the finals!
He will see the alumni in the finals.
Now don't worry, Team Mexico, we will see them again in our third place match.
Let's get our next match going.
We got Team France, everybody.
They're going to be going up against Team All-Stars.
It's truly anyone's game for second or third place.
You can leave here with a trophy.
I think the All Stars can leave here with a trophy.
I think the Alumni can leave here with a trophy.
It all comes down to these PKs.
The lower seed will kick first.
Who's the lower seed between these two?
France, you will be kicking first.
Tsukou, you are up.
KDB will be in net.
Hey, let me hear it if you think France is going to win.
And let's hear it for the All-Stars.
Katsuku, when you hear the whistle, you can shoot.
KDV saves the first shot from France.
Continuing the dominant performance she put up in the quarterfinals.
Now Maya Higa has an opportunity to take the lead for the All-Stars.
Is the sunscreen out?
You know what? You're still crying.
How long have you been crying?
There's so much sunscreen in there.
She's doing it blinds.
Let's see if it matters.
Maya Higa with the All Stars on her back.
Mephianing gold.
It was a tough go from Mephianing to the quarterfinals.
Let's see if she's made an adaptation.
Maya with the whip.
She has to be clear.
You have to wait for the whistle.
The eyes don't work, but that doesn't mean the ears don't.
It doesn't matter!
Bottom right!
Let me tip on that here.
Wasn't enough. All stars go up one.
It is now up to Joelle.
Joe, can I just say, I'm so happy you're here.
Can I have a hug?
I'm so happy he's here.
Give it up for Joe Well.
He's been so sweet to have.
Now it's an opportunity to tie for Team France.
Joe, wait for the whistle.
Okay.
Whistle.
Thanos gets it done.
If anyone was going to make KDV snap, it was going to be Fano spotter White.
She read it too long, but didn't get a hand on it.
Just gets there in time.
Now Ron has a chance to retake the lead one more time.
You are stable fucking Ronaldo.
people go live they fear the raw notification because they know all the viewers are about to leave
when your team needs a hero they call you the clip someone load that clip right now
All stars hold the lead.
Magla!
Magla said her first ever kick was today.
And you made it.
Magla, let's go two for two.
Give it up for Magla, everybody.
What a fake up, but KDB scatters across with the same of a lifetime.
It makes her out, but what a performance, look at this, an initial jump left and she
tides for it, putting her team before everything, life and limb.
She's not just a keeper, she's KDB, and now she's up to take the lead by two.
And she's done it!
Father love, baby!
All right
Let me paint the picture for you because KDB's done so well in goal and made that shot all stars is up three to one
There's only two people left for France. Which means Marianne
You have to make this goal
You have to
She is kind of a wall. She's like Thanos. She might be Thanos
But you're Marianne
Let's get it done. Give it up for Marianne everybody
If she misses, we all start to win and move on to the finalists.
Oh, start to win! Oh, start to win!
It was a great shot, but it wasn't enough.
They're going to the finals against the alumni.
Wow, what a performance.
Great job from Ron, Katie B, and Maya getting it done.
And we're going to jump right to our third place match.
It's going to be France versus Mexico.
Mexico, you are back up.
If you guys want a slapshot, I'm down by the way.
Check it out.
They were to lose, they don't want every competition.
But second and third, who walks home with that?
I don't know.
It might come down to this match.
And we're going to have France up first to kick against Archi.
Guys, can we hear it one more time?
This is the last time for Team France, everybody.
Suku!
T'es putt?
Oh, t'es prè.
Masculine, not feminine.
Suku up to cake.
Arche and net.
Knee pads are.
And it's over!
Suku doesn't get over the ball enough.
Tails doesn't even touch the crossbar.
You can see when you're leaning back like that,
the ball flies higher.
You have to get old for the ball.
I would know, because I also get an overrun.
Danny, what do you eat it?
Is that an In-N-Out burger?
Double, double.
Dude, that looks so good.
Can I?
Oh my god.
That is so good.
No?
That's a good burger.
In and out.
Wait, wait, wait.
Danny, you're kicking with a burger in your mouth?
Danny Banz, everybody.
Burger in hand! It don't matter!
If the question was in and out, the answer is in!
Danny Banz puts his team up one.
All right.
Joel.
You crushed it last time.
Let's see if we can tie it up here.
Arke with the strategy starting in the light.
He's over a bit.
Chowell might have to readjust.
Oh, my god, it works.
Arke in the head of the competition
starts to his left shuffles over.
Maybe gets into Chowell's head and now gives Canada
an opportunity to go up two.
And he's putting that opportunity in his own hands.
Arke, how we feeling?
I'm feeling good.
How you feeling?
You ready for this moment?
All right, Archie.
Good luck.
Whistle.
Ooh.
Off net, wide left.
Mexico still in first,
but it gives France an opportunity.
And sometimes it's all you need in PKs,
an opportunity to win.
Magla's gonna be the one to take it.
Magla, two for two.
One for two.
Let's go, two for three.
Magla has a chance, it's time for France.
Whistle.
Oh, good air, good power, wide right.
Comes down to your plant foot.
If your plant foot is too far angled to the right,
You can see it right here.
The ball is going to fly to the right.
Probably needed to open up that hip a little bit.
I was on bench for four years in high school.
All right.
Wendy, how you feeling?
I'm feeling good.
Third time's a charm.
I love it.
Give it up for Wendy, everybody.
I love it.
With a chance to put Mexico up 2-0.
It is winnable for France. It is absolutely winnable. Got it on goal, which is good,
but did not get it in goal. Who's up for France is the goalkeeper herself. Not the
and you're up. You're up. Confidence. Confidence. Let's go Mahayen.
Wow. What a shot. Arky laid out. It just goes into the post. Oh my god, it was
almost perfectly place. Oh yeah. All right. Benji, here's the deal. Ketchup, you're the
only one who hasn't kicked. Ketchup's the only one who hasn't kicked. So Benji, if you
make this, you win it for Team Mexico. Benji, Benji, Benji. An opportunity for Team Mexico
to win right here.
Oh my God!
Team Mexico wins!
Third place, France!
Fourth place!
They finish with 12 points for their squad, and an opportunity we will see for a top three
finish.
Those for a toe ball, toe ball, inaccurate but powerful.
And now guys, it's time for the finals.
This is our last match of the night.
Thank you all very much for staying.
We're here at USC under the lights,
and we're going to watch one of these two teams win our PK shootout.
Now, get loud if you think Team Alumni is going to win this.
Not bad. That's not bad.
And let me hear it for the All Stars!
It's like Argentina versus everyone. You just cheer for anyone else.
All right, all starts with a chance to win alumni will be first to kick
That's your ball. Yeah, we can place it on
B is been a wall
by Meester Keane.
Top left. Look at that ball.
Sailed to the top of the net. Great shot by Meester Keane. Keane's been a wall, but that's a great shot.
Maio, we're better with the eyes?
All right, Maio. I'm gonna leave it to you. Give it up for Maio, everybody.
A chance to shine up for her team.
Now, you might notice a lot of chatter coming from the alumni, his name's Wardrobe.
He likes to say, watch your shoe, but it doesn't work there, Wardrobe.
10 times. Jason. You got this? No noise. All right, Jason, the lead.
Was it the booze of the crowd, the booze of Cutie Cinderella, or the ghost in his mind?
Now Jason has a chance to make it up for his team, but he's going to have to do it in net.
Jason getting the gloves on.
Ron.
You got to do it.
They run all though with a chance to bring the all-stars up by one.
Bang! Bottom! Right! It's the side!
Two!
One! They shot by Ron.
And a fake out gets Jason to jump the wrong way alumni are now up excuse me all stars are now up one
Wardrobe it's you Wardrobe you got this give it up for Wardrobe everybody
What a shot!
Matching the skill of Ron's shot, but on the opposite side.
Look at that.
Impossible for Katie B to get to.
She goes for a slide.
It's not enough.
And now we got Katie B with a chance to take the lead again for the All-Stars.
And it's blocked!
Jason, the weed gets low.
Ties it up for the alumni.
All right.
Here's the deal.
Three people have shot for each team.
Two goals were made for each team.
There are only two kickers left.
Let's tie it up right now.
Fumi, where you at?
You're kicking?
Yeah.
You have a chance to take the lead for your team?
Yeah.
What's going through your head?
This for Deesonat.
Let's see it.
Fumi beat.
Boomi Bean!
And now a chance has emerged.
She clutched twice for her team,
and Simon says
And now she has a chance to clutch one more time in the penalty shootout.
One shoot, one sock, one chance at a goal.
Cutie, when you hear the whistle, you're good to kick.
And it sails over the net.
It is not over for either team.
The All-Stars have one kicker left.
The Alumni have one kicker left.
Kiera, please.
Here.
Right here.
This is redemption.
Yeah.
This is the last chance to give your team the lead
before a nice wake comes up.
Wig is good, too.
Wig is good.
I can be better.
You can be better.
Yes.
So what are you gonna do?
Be better.
I like it.
Give it up for Kiera, everybody.
Chance to take the lead for the alumni.
I'm here at Katie Chance, but Katie's not the one who has the opportunity to clutch
for the All-Stars, and it's off the nice wig.
Now, wig, I've noticed your bottom of the order.
Why is that?
I kicked the soccer ball three times in my life.
You've kicked the soccer ball three times in your life.
So let's make number four special.
Give it up for nice wig, everybody!
Jason, Jason!
A clutch saved by Jason the Wean keeps the game alive.
Guys, we are going to sudden death.
We're going back to the top of the order.
Mr. Keem is back up to kick.
Katie B is back in net.
Keem...
Waves me off.
Feeling the pressure of the moment? Can you get it done?
Team Simpson!
Alright, back to the top of the order for the All-Stars.
A chance to tie it up guys give it up for Maya Higa
Maya you've done crazier shit than this
I've done a lot, yeah
This is light work
They've got to be way easier than taking care of wolves
Yeah, this could be hard work
have backwards guys can the all-stars get it done let them hear it
Second, nice!
Whoa!
Panamodian relax.
And you guys see me.
All right, guys.
Quick replay.
It's a great shot by Maya.
The chance hits the top right.
A little too high.
Bounces down and out.
And then,
he's out.
He's out.
is down and out, and the alumni secure first.
But that, to be clear, is just first place NPK shootout.
I'm sure we're all curious where the standings are
for all of our teams.
We're going to tabulate the results.
But ladies and gentlemen, congrats to Team World
Team All-Stars and Team Mexico!
Our top three here at Streamer Games 2026.
Worldwide, played great all weekend.
They have walked up first.
All-Stars.
and alumni tie for seconds.
Can we get our trokies out?
Do we have a tiebreaker for third versus second?
Is it most games won?
I think we got our tiebreaker for second and third.
Let's go.
How are we splitting the tie?
Let's figure it out right now.
Let's go.
Oh, look at the crowd going high.
I got a trophy for you though, I got a trophy for all of you, I got that, I got that, yeah,
yeah, yeah, we'll get it out right now.
Alright, thank you for coming, alright.
All right.
Everybody, it is time for us to crown our champions in third place due to the tiebreaker, which
was most overall firsts.
Give it up for Team Mexico!
Team Mexico, come on over.
Team Mexico, here are your trophies.
You can go ahead and collect them.
Check it out, check it out.
This is where they get the third place.
Look at that beauty.
I got you.
Alright, raise it up! 1, 2, 3, MAKE IT GO!
Make sure you're right here, picture time, picture time!
Alright, now go run and get the fans hype!
Get the flag out there!
And in second place, the tiebreaker was decided by most overall first place finishes due to
the incredible performance by Maya and Crate Stack.
And cutie and Simon says, give it up for the All Stars!
They're talking to you, Ron.
They're talking to you, Ron!
Ron, get back over here!
Get your trophy!
We need a photo-lock!
to follow up all right y'all one more time right here three two one raise them
Lift those trophies high! Give it up for the All Stars!
You did it bro! You did it!
Katie! Judy! Quick question!
Back into back. Second place finishes.
Are we gonna get the job done next year?
Are you want to see him back again?
All the stars, go get the fan side, go off, go off, give it up for the all stars.
and before we announce our first place team I need to give a big thank you to Alienware
for powering streamer games.
Our streamer games have been using the Alienware Area 51
gaming laptops all weekend.
It is essential for events like this
because the anti-glare on-line display,
it's a sunny ass day in LA.
They also provide more life-like color and clarity.
It reduces glare refractions by up to 40%.
It also does everything you'd expect
from an Alienware laptop.
Power, performance, battery life, you get the idea.
Check out the Twitch panel to learn more about this laptop
and all the alien hardware I use on a daily basis.
Also, thank you to Red Bull.
Guys, give it up for Red Bull
for partnering with us on Streamer Games.
You know, I might have shown my numbers
before for sponsorships,
but I promise you, events like these
cost a lot, a million dollars.
We could not do it without people like Red Bull.
It would not be possible.
And also, it would not be possible without AT&T.
Thank you to AT&T.
Give it up for them for sponsoring 2026 Streamer Games.
It's supporting the entire year of events.
You can connect with my friends and family.
They're also giving away merch and chat if you want it.
Expansion point AT&T and chat. Click the link for a chance to win.
All right, it's time.
Can I get a drum roll?
They have dominated every event,
every day from all corners of the world.
Give it up for Team Worldwide!
Guys, go ahead, collect your trophies, collect your trophies.
I want to talk to you real quick.
You're the captain of the team.
Every event I see you supporting your teammates, giving them advice, giving them encouragement.
Give me some words. How does it feel as the captain of the championship team?
First of all, thank you so much for inviting me.
This event has been amazing all the production.
We took planes just to come to the event, like 12-hour flights, 15-hour flights, just to come here, to compete and to take it seriously.
And if there's a thing I learned in the streamer games, is to always support your team, fight for your team no matter what, and always keep smiling.
Give it up for Salmon, everybody!
You know, you initially called yourself the captain of this team, do you still think you're
the captain?
Hey, for sure.
Maybe something's never changed.
Yeah.
Enzo, talk to me.
And first of all, I want to thank Enroy, which is a door, you know, it's crazy to be here.
A lot of people don't do this.
This is actually very new to Nigeria, which is trimming, and it's crazy I'm here.
And then, too, I want everybody out there to always believe in their rubbish.
Whatever I do, just believe in it.
And lastly, I'm throwing a party in the core house tonight and everybody's in fight time!
Yay!
Did I know about that?
Yeah, did I know about that?
Yay!
I got you.
Neverlink.
Yes.
First and first, I have to give a quick shout out to my girl, Luzer Free.
Shout out losing food, everybody!
They couldn't make it and now I have to stop the game
so I make sure you guys use card lurker in the item swap
and can I get an Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Thank you, Aussie!
Alright.
Nat!
Nat, at times...
Thank you for inviting me.
You didn't seem confident,
but you came up when it mattered.
You secured your team massive points.
Your credit stack was huge.
Any shout outs?
Well, I would like to say everybody who said,
you told me not to come home unless I got first place
because that really encouraged me to come first.
So you get to go home now?
So I get to go home later.
Not bad, not good, that's good, that's good.
And also, I heard a lot of people had no hope
in Team Worldwide and that made me super competitive
to prove them wrong. And guess what? I can't fucking burst.
Go!
Guys, one more time for Team Real Line, everybody.
Guys, that is it for us at Trimmer Games.
Thank you so much to our casters, Slime and Pete.
Thank you to our referees for holding it down.
Thank you guys so much. Thank you all my competitors. They came from around the world. Big thank you to the production for making this event happen. Thank you guys. I thank you guys so much.
I'll stay after and grab pictures with anyone who wants one.
One more time, get up for London!
Guys, we will see you next year! Goodbye!
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