you
You
All right chat, what is up y'all him are y'all see me
what is up y'all hello hello hello what is up chat yeah I can put you on the
screen
Waits waiting for us.
Hi Jets!
How's everybody doing today?
You're an hour late?
Ah, what can you do?
Welcome back everybody.
Hello, we're back in a desktop stream.
It's been a minute.
It's been a damn minute since we had a desktop stream.
We're back with the desktop stream once again.
Chat, how did we like?
How did we like Streamer Games this year?
Pretty good.
Good, it was pretty good.
It was hot.
Oh boy, was it hot, dude.
I didn't know it could get that hot. Wait, the desk? What are you talking about?
It's good, right?
Did it make money? I don't know. I think so, but I haven't asked for the math yet.
I will figure it out like a week or two.
Great games everyone was serious but not too serious.
Where's the deadlock stream?
I messaged Connor he said he had an appointment so he couldn't do when I was trying to do
it today so I'm gonna do it Friday with him.
He just wasn't available until quite late.
But anyway, yeah, it was, it was, uh, we'll talk a little bit about it.
We got, we're going to watch some of the, uh, Streamer games moments, but I think it went fire.
I was pumped about it.
Thank you everyone who tuned in.
We crushed.
I don't know if y'all saw the final numbers.
It crushed.
Streamer games is here.
Blue expectations out the damn water
Then Kelly suited out no yeah, dude. Okay first off can I ask why are they using this as
The streamer games sort of you know like page or logo
Doesn't feel super
Anyway, but yeah, it it it got 512,000 peak viewers
God damn half a mill bro
half a mill peak viewers in an average
418,000 which is pretty hype
That's a W
That's a big win
It was a I think it's our most viewed
Ever by like a hundred thousand or something
So we'll see we'll see what what I think I'm for sure doing it next year
I don't know if I want to do international. I said I would do a draft. Maybe I'll do an international draft
I don't know yet. I don't know yet. I'll have to think about it a bit
But I think it was
seven continents. So you know, okay, you know the seventh continent is Antarctica, right?
Like just to clarify, we had someone from six continents. The seventh continent isn't
really, no one's there. I'm not going to get a polar bear. Oh, what if I got a polar bear?
And then the caption was, what's the polar bear doing?
And then we just have it fucking compete.
We just have it compete.
We just have Joe Bart race against a polar bear.
Could be the move.
Are polar bears even in Antarctica?
I feel like polar bears are in the north.
No?
Polar bears, where from?
Polar bears are native to the Arctic.
Is that the same as Antarctica?
I don't think so.
Whoa!
They interbreed.
Oh, that's different than inbred.
That's when I see.
They can breed, I see.
Like donkey and horse.
That, I was excited.
I was like, oh my God, my people.
But anyway, it was fire.
I was pumped at the event.
I appreciate everybody who tuned in.
Obviously, couple hiccups,
But all in all, pumped with it, pumped with it.
Guys, we're on a heater.
We need to cool down a little bit.
We're on too much of a heater right now.
Also today,
You are a team like me, Aga.
Today, after stream, we are going to upload the vlog,
going to China to record Road to Empress.
My road to Empress vlog is coming out today
And we have so let me let me catch you guys up. Let me catch everybody to speed you guys might be like, okay
We were we're on a heater
Surely things are gonna cool down now. Okay. No, it's the fucking opposite
We're speeding things up. I
Recorded two mogul monies yesterday
Group one was my streamer games group. I'm just gonna leak it straight up. We had Katie B
Wardrobe in Joe Barre banger
Okay, that'll come out in two to three weeks depending on prezzo's mindset grind set
then
Next week we have lies of P marathon
Which if you don't know I
Think most people know the game, but it's like a indie souls like game is like one of squeaks his favorite game
We're gonna be marathoning lies of pee go live till we beat it then the week after that
We're doing the CS to marathon with the yard boys and Josh man rode to 16k
And then maybe I get to chill after that
Then maybe get to show up for that
No, Screeks will not be in the Lies of P Marathon.
Oh, and then we're doing an IRL F Slur Day, I believe.
After the CS2 Marathon.
But anyway, that's the gameplay.
Look, we got some shit going on.
Are you gonna do DLC?
So here's what I think, tell me if I'm wrong.
I think I want a marathon-based game,
but I wanna play DLC a different day,
rather than include it in the marathon.
Cuz I feel like I'll really want to end my stream cuz I'll be tired and I'll rush through the DLC and I'd rather just do my own
DLC day later
Separate but it doesn't need to be part of the marathon
Cuz I find myself like really wanting to cuz I'm just fucking tired bar, you know, I like rushing through shit
And the base game is good enough
Thank you for all the subs, I appreciate it.
Jono, Mr. Hayden, Blairys.
Yeah, the game's not too long.
I think I can do it in like three days.
But if I add the DLC, it becomes like five days, probably.
Yo, question, how did you pull accusing me of stealing 7K from a jail out of your ass?
Oh, this is one of the people who I met after Streamer Games.
I met a lot of you guys after Streamer Games.
Okay, uh, I'm just gonna fucking say it.
Alright, let me be the bad guy.
So, after Streamer Games, I do this every year.
I meet with every single person.
I do this after every event.
But if I ever have an in-person event,
I meet after the event with every single person
who came in person.
And I get a picture or sign some shit or whatever.
And most of the time, I tell them like,
hey, I'm not like, why do you want my signatures useless?
And just let's grab a picture and talk or whatever.
So anyway, I did that.
I went and I did it both days and I was there for like frickin four hours. It was great
But I will say okay, and I'm just gonna throw this out generally probably 70 people asked for a job guys
I'm not hiring y'all. Okay. No shade
No disrespect, but I've already done the higher 70 people gig
Okay, and I'll tell you what it ended in it wasn't 85 happy employees
It was 70 people without a job again. All right. I don't I don't got room for 70 people
Also thing number two if you're in high school stop asking me questions full stop
Okay, and I mean this again with zero disrespect
But I feel like sometimes a high schooler comes up to me and they're like dude fucking love what you do
I don't really know what I want to do, but I love to work for you
I'm like, oh yeah, what do you like to do? And they're like, I'll do anything. And I'm like, oh,
so it's my job to figure out what you're going to do for the rest of your life.
I already had to do that for me. And I didn't like it the first time. I don't want to do it again.
Like you have some, you know, you need to have some direction of what you want to do
and then bring value, not just be like, I'll do anything.
I'll do anything because you probably do anything, but not well and it's more work to figure that out
So I feel like a lot of people struggle with that a lot of people struggle with that I
Think they think about the place they'd like to work at more than what they would like to do and I don't blame you by the way
I hit okay. This is a self-report. I
Had a few dream jobs going up
My first dream job was working at Nintendo power and then they shut down Nintendo power and I was like fuck and then my second dream job
was to be at Pixar Studios Pixar animation, you know, like, you know Pixar like Toy Story, whatever
Because a I really like Pixar movies and B I watched a documentary on Pixar and
They have this is true a cereal bar
adverse at their like
Studio at their at their office
They just have unlimited cereal and cereals my favorite food
So I wanted to work at Pixar literally just for the cereal. I watched this video right here
I
Watch as I was 16 years old. I was like, yeah, I'll do this
Pixar has a cereal bar not just any cereal bar
It has the grand daddy of cereal bars and cereal has definitely played an interesting and integral part of how we make our
Women's Pixar. I wanted cereal so bad
So I thought I would apply and then
and
then I
Had to figure out what role I was gonna apply for and I realized I didn't want to fucking animate cuz that sounded fucking miserable
So I think I applied as a janitor or like I then called a janitor office administrator
I didn't get it.
I didn't get it is what it is.
But anyway, I start with the same thing, so I get it.
I get it.
But y'all just need some direction.
Direction.
And then the other thing a lot of you guys did,
I had like probably 17 people.
I'll go, Ludwig, what do I gotta do to get out
on the field next year to compete in streamer games?
And then every time, I was like,
bro, be a successful streamer.
Because it and I like no shade, but they were they had never streamed before in their life
They're like what do I got to do to get out and streamer games? I'm like it low key. It's in the title
It's in the title. It's not like a secret
Let me tag the entirety of my discord, let them know I'm live, hold up, let me do my
job.
Recapping streamer games
Cutie or sleep with the guy who runs it shrug
Fiance you literally have a more successful event than I've ever created
Maybe make a viewers team
Dude, I could I could not think of a worse idea. I'm trying I'm sitting here. I genuinely think
And like I just can't imagine the universe where the streamer viewer team is like
Not the most uncomfortable thing ever
It does sound disastrous. It does sound disastrous
By any way chat
Streamer games is electric. There's a video that Red Bull dropped with some of the highlights from it and I wanted to take a look. I'm actually uploading a video from streamer games but it's going to be really cool because we had a confessional booth recording the entire weekend and every now and then streamers would go into the booth and talk crazy shit about their teammates.
So, we'll be able to edit those in to create storylines, you know, like it's Love Island
or some shit about every team.
Tyler won, I think I could upload a video on Ludwin of Tyler won in the booth for 25
minutes.
I think he was in that booth more than anyone.
The shit he said about Joe Bart, Jinxie, Yana, and Maury probably get Tyler canceled straight up.
He was a demon in that booth.
A different and older Tyler came out.
A pre-father Tyler came out in that booth.
I don't even know if I can upload it raw.
I don't know if I legally can do it.
Yeah, it's like Total Drama Island.
But anyway, that will have that video come out.
But in the meantime, I wanted to look at the highlights of what happened on broadcast.
So let's take a look together.
This is from Rebels, the 20 most insane moments from Streamer Games 2026.
How's it look?
Bro, half and half.
Oh my gosh, my nightmare.
So half and half was supposed to be cooler because we had this tech that
Automate where we had two scales and you put it on the scale and then like boom and it pops up with the exact difference
But it broke like minutes before is supposed to start
So I had two regular scales and I had to do the math live
Which is a worse visual experience although it gets the same information at the end of the day and it's a bit slower
So a little unlucky. It wasn't because it overheated
it was because the amount of live streams and TVUs and backpacks, like the Wi-Fi stopped working.
And then in practice, it worked well because there was less Wi-Fi drainage or something.
Kind of like when you're at a stadium and it says 5G, but you can't even send a text.
It's kind of like that. So it worked. It was just visually not what I was wanting it to be.
Just do this one. Great, Tim. I think there's a tier list of games.
Can you pull that up? I want to make it a games tier list after this
My math was pretty fast shout out my mental math like a little over the stand, but it's better to have a visual
12 seconds left guys
Let's take a look
What do you think? That's pretty good number to be to 17 grams. Okay, this first half
Is a hundred twenty five grams?
Oh my god, oh my god, it's a hundred twenty-seven
Two grans is insane by the way
Like a gram is a such a such a small unit of measurement
It's such a tiny unit of measurement
I mean this is just like a fun throw my real throat my second one early Mexico and first
U.S.
A.
That was some ass.
That's crazy.
The cameraman even got faked out.
It was so bad the cameraman couldn't keep up with the dog shit that he had produced.
W.
A paper ball would make it farther.
Hold up.
I'm running way too many ads.
Hold up.
I'm looking at how many at my ad density. It's crazy.
Oh my God. My identity is insane. I apologize. Holy fuck.
I was on 22 and a half minute of ads. I'm sorry, chat. What the hell?
That's on me. I just looked at the amount of ads. Jesus.
Hopefully all subs.
This right here is a kamikaze playing. Okay.
So all right. I was, I was part of the issue with streamer games.
is it has a $0 prize pool.
Jackass.
Literally $0.
But streamers are so sweaty.
They are constantly trying to break every single rule.
And I have to be the decider of what is towing the lines in legal and fair fun.
And what is outright bullshit.
And it's difficult.
It's very difficult.
Because they will argue like it is a high school debate club like if I say no to agent here
He goes well you supplied the paper and the scissors and the in the tape. What am I supposed to do?
This is all I made you didn't tell me beforehand. I would have made something else
Bro, and then V8 don't even get me started on VAR fuck me with the VAR
God damn it, bro. I came in thinking VAR is gonna be so fun, bro
We're gonna do this. We're gonna take a look at the replay. It'll be exciting. And then it just happened to be like a
It felt like it just took the wind out of the sails for a couple of events
It wasn't bad in certain events like in dodgeball
But sometimes it's just like it just takes the wind out of the sails
It feels like we're cruising everything's going and it's like it was really bad on Simon says it was really bad
We'll talk about that later.
Okay, it's not gonna make us safe.
It's not, it will not make us safe landing.
But it's gonna make us somewhere.
Somebody called it a sub sandwich earlier, but...
Does this count?
It is paper and tape, and that's all we gave them.
All right, this counts.
This is the paper airplane.
If you'd like to take a close-up.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Team Rexcoe is leading. Dante takes a step. If he falls, his team will lose.
Dude, crate stack was lit. I would say one thing about crate stack. Two minutes shorter
and it's money. It's money. Maybe three minutes shorter. We gave an eight minute time limit.
Maybe it should have been five minutes. Because for whatever reason, I don't even know why
they did this, but they started playing this game of chicken. It was unnecessary. There was no
advantage to playing a game of chicken because we counted the highest spot that you got to.
Well, for whatever reason, they just adopted this meta where they would get like a little bit up and
then wait for them to catch up. And then it's like, there's no reason to do it. There's genuinely
zero reason. It does not matter if you fall first. And we were very clear about that. But
But I think it was maybe like partially fear and partially slowing down or whatever.
But they all kept running the game of chicken.
25 seconds.
Team Canada's in the lead. 15 seconds. Team Canada's winning.
10 seconds. 10 seconds.
Team Mexico, you need to step up one more time.
You need to go. You need to go.
Six, five, four, three, two, one.
Time is over.
Dude it's crazy like how it must I would next year we should get like like a GoPro on their
helmet because their POV must be so crazy because they're up there wobbling like somebody
walking on a tightrope across the Empire State Building and then you're watching it from
here and it's like yeah it's about the height of Martin like you know what I mean it's like
Yeah, it's about roughly roughly six feet and change. It's not that bad
But they're up there like whoa, whoa, and I know it's scary up there, too
So I don't blame them for it. It's just funny how how different it looks from down here
Dude this that was sick steps up with both knees before cats up
That was such a sick ult.
I'm glad that strat works.
It was just fun to watch the double knee strat.
So if you don't know, bro, Craystack is a thing.
We didn't invent Craystack, but Craystack Climbing, if you look it up, deadass every
Every single good cratesacker does this.
They do 1 by 1 climbs where they are climbing in the holes of the crate.
And it's way faster and you can get way higher.
But I don't think our competitors were able to even envision doing a 1 by 1 ever since
the two by one meta got started. Because like this is secure as hell. I mean obviously it's
easier when you're smaller. But like this is a man. This is a man doing it. With rock
climbing shoes, but still a man. And that look how tall that is. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, so two off of Maya. What did Maya get? Did Maya get 16 or she get 18?
What did she get? She did high. She might have gotten 18, right?
The how's her feet there. There's like little holes which are handles for the crates.
Anyway, that I was surprised no one tried it.
I don't give it up for team Canada though.
Saving the two greats track for the very end.
Is that something you had talked about?
Not at all.
It's kind of like after a gap with who you're having.
It's half way through.
I think it's like me and Martin were on the same wavelength.
Like I can sort of sentence him to finish it.
UK tried it.
I don't know if Gart tried the one but he tried like a three but Gart, Gart, Gart
innovated. Okay. Maybe it didn't work out. You know, it's like, you ever hear the stories of people who tried to fly before we figured out planes? You know, they made a wingsuit and they jumped off the Eiffel Tower. A lot of people laugh at those, at those guys, they're innovators. They needed to fall so the others could fly. So, you know, it just didn't work out. And another universe that, you know, that's, that's the right brother. Just didn't work out.
You didn't do that.
Benji, talk to me here.
You got first place last time.
Everybody thought of me. Everybody said I sucked.
They said I was not going to do it.
And here we are. Number one.
I'm going right now.
Benji, whenever you're ready, let the big one fly.
Oh my god!
Yeah, that was electric. That was electric.
Paper airplane toss was tough.
So paper airplane toss initially was going to be up here,
if you can see kind of next to my,
like next to Benji's head here.
And these, this is where the casters were
on this little balcony.
We're going to bring them up there
and then measure from way up there.
But then it was kind of hard to measure
because there was no like track.
It was like random.
It was just a bunch of random shit.
And so it was like, you had to use like a gun
that measures distance or something.
And so then I was like, okay, what if we do it on the field?
we had like one of those giant cranes or like, I forget what you call them, but like the
thing that lifts up people is like, and it lifts up people. So we're going to use one
of those and we had an operator and then, and then, uh, the people who loaned it came
back to us and they said, you can't fucking use that. And so then we, we, we had this
riser made like literally the day before the contest or maybe the morning of the first
day. And, uh, and it wasn't as high as I initially thought we, I want like how, how, I wanted
when I thought of paper airplane, but it, you know, it ended up working out.
18.25.
Cake will be your final round.
Team UK, come on up and select one of the three cakes here.
That's good.
It's just started.
There you go.
Yeah, it was having a fun to watch on stream.
I think it was bad live because there wasn't much visual to see.
I shortened it a lot
It's funny how a show goes like when a show is happening like you have to adapt very quickly
So when I realized the tech wasn't working initially half-and-half was supposed to be way different
It was supposed to be eight come eight teams
One is eliminated like Battle Royale and then seven ones eliminated six ones eliminated it five ones eliminated
And then when there are four left it was supposed to be a bracket a
Bracket here and a bracket here and then a third place match in a finals
I cut all that like instantly the moment I realized the tech didn't work and we it was much shorter because there's only one two
eight to six six four four two and then a few hours only four matches
It was supposed to be probably twice as long
And I cut like all of it
Which I think was a good call give it up but see more why it was still an hour. I know it's gonna be two hours
They're currently in first, they would extend their lead if they're able to win this.
What cake you going for?
OK, ready, three, two, one, go.
OK. Yeah.
Dude, when I fucking hit the watermelon, the Ortiz sisters had
and then they blamed me for the bad measurement.
Oh, my God, I was so stressed.
I was so stressed because they don't play
about they don't play about the Ortiz. This is on TikTok. All right. Wendy's got shooters,
bro. And I was like, I was like, fuck me, bro. I'm going to, I already can see the posts
hosted the event Ludwig after team Mexico trying to get them to lose. And I was like,
no. And I was trying, I was trying to make it because I just saw them struggling. I was
trying to, but it did. So, but anyway, I'm happy that we had them redo it. We did it
by percent and and and and and ball don't lie. That worked out. Ball don't lie. OK. Your
solution still fucked them. No, that's insane, by the way. Hold on. The solution I gave was
very it was honestly very, very fair to them. It was very, very fair. It was literally a
I did not scam Team Mexico, bro. I literally gave them a recut and the RICO was even more
literally gave them a recut and the recut was easier.
Oh, it's a 14 gram difference.
I don't know how you did it.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is nose, summits is belly, summits is nose, summits
is belly, summits is shoulder, summits is top, summits is top, hands up, hands up, you're
out, you're out, summits is hands.
How the fuck did Sakura fuck this up on hindsight?
It's his top.
Oh, she did this thing where she wasn't looking.
She was just listening.
And so when he said Simon says tap, she jumped to her head.
Simon says stop, hands up, hands up, you're out, you're out, Simon says hands up, wave
it around, wave it around, you're out, Simon says wave, Simon says stop, hands down, hands
down, you're out, you're out, and then there were two.
I will say, okay, Simon says, or not, how should I phrase this?
off. Okay. Desculpe. Desculpe me, Portugese brothers and sisters around the world. Please
don't shoot me. Please. I fucked up. Please don't fucking shoot me in the fucking skull. I fucked up.
up, brother, all my ass.
They're all my ass, please.
Because in their defense, I did fucking bite at Selbit.
All right. I did get fucking mad.
And I wasn't mad at Selbit.
I was just mad at, uh, like how VAR combined with Simon says.
That was it.
It's because Simon says it's like this game that's kind of fun
and it's like kind of fun to have a winner.
And it was like Simon Says basically like just destroyed by VAR because you have to stop it and then get someone out.
And I think I think here's the honest truth of VAR.
You should only be able to call VAR on yourself, not somebody else.
Like I don't think you should be able to VAR somebody else being out.
You should VAR yourself getting out that you disagree with.
It's not like an attack.
You know what I mean?
It's like a ruling on yourself that you wanted to change.
So like, for example, in like, uh,
like in, in dodgeball, you would use it if you got out or you think you got someone out or whatever.
It's like an appeal in that sense.
Um, but I think you just like, if you look at Simon says, like people are cheating constantly and like, I wish people just didn't cheat.
Straight up.
That's my dream.
But people cheat and damn near every fucking event.
Like in genuinely every event is disrespectful to Steve max. Ah, he can fucking he's fine
That's you're a soft as fuck. He gets paid a shit ton of money. It's like he's fine. You know what makes up for it
The money that's what the money's for okay madmen
It's disrespectful. That's what the money's for he's fine
But I think like people are cheating constantly every event. It's insane people are cheating in musical chairs
People are cheating in dodgeball people are cheating in volleyball
ball. Alright. And then even when we call them out on a rule, they're arguing the rule. It was
online. It was offline. I didn't touch the line. I didn't sit in the chair. The chair sat shouldn't
have count. I did tap. I didn't tap. They didn't tap. It's like always constantly always happening
and always people are cheating. And I think like to an extent, I don't really give a fuck. Right.
I don't. I don't really give a fuck.
I don't care. I don't care.
You know, I'm trying to make sure we're following the rules to an extent.
But like, if you look about how I ref volleyball,
I followed maybe one of the seventy five rules of that game.
So many rules were called incorrectly or weren't called or whatever.
Like, you know, it's kind of bullshit.
I like to just have one or two rules
that I'm very strict on in the rest.
I don't really get it.
Well, dude, you know, same with dodgeball, same with musical
chair, same with whatever.
Uh, and so for Simon says, like, I don't know if Steve doesn't call it.
I don't really care.
I ultimately hand that power over to Steve, you know, if Steve doesn't see it
and you get away with it, I feel like it's part of the game.
It's like getting away with a foul in basketball.
It's like, you got, you got him.
You got the rest there.
That's fine.
You got him.
Sometimes you get away with one.
It's against the rules, but you got away with one.
And I think, but I think I think I'm just on VAR is done.
It's dead. It's dead.
It never comes back.
It never comes back because what's what's better than VAR
is whatever the rest says is final. Bye bye.
You have a complaint? Sorry, the rest said it.
Unlucky, bro.
Unlucky, dude. The rest said it.
It's for zero dollars, y'all.
It's for $0
It was kind of fun it was kind of fun, but it was just stressful to
It was stressful and I feel bad by the way to scoop it because I I did take out my anger on celbit in the moment
Because celbit VAR and in my head I'm like oh this is ruined the final round of Simon says which is usually like kind of a pool
Moment in it and it's not so it's fault because so it's just a team captain
trying to earn as many points as possible for his team,
which that's his incentive, that's what he should do.
That's what a good captain does.
But me, all I care about is a good show that runs on time
that is safe and fun.
That's it.
That's all I care about.
I mean this so genuinely,
there's a lot of Portuguese or Brazilian fans
who are like Ludwig's only mad
because QT is in it or something, which isn't true.
I really don't care who wins the event.
It does not matter.
It literally doesn't matter to me at all. I'll tell you this though. Here's my dream is that it's a close game. That's it
If it's a close game and fun to watch, that's all that matters
That's all that matters to me
Which it wasn't close because team international was
Insane the last game didn't even I mean the last game dole the points. It didn't even matter
But I'm a shot. I want to show my showman
So that's all I really, I really go for.
So I think, I think I just got to kill the AR because I think it, it doesn't help the
show or it has to be like ABS.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like it has to be like ABS where if you want to call something, it's right there.
It's right there.
You call it right now.
You know, like in baseball, you can call a called strike, you know, ABS, and then if
it's a ball, they'll look at it, whatever, but you have to call it that pitch.
It's not like you can go, you know, one batter later and then be like, oh, that was actually
a ball because it's a different universe.
We're just in a totally different universe.
Everything would have changed.
Everything would be different.
Everything, you know what I'm saying?
So I feel like you have to do it like that maybe, but I don't know.
I feel like I just got it.
I just got it.
But yeah, I was I was too.
I was too.
I rewatched the clip.
I was too harsh to sell it in the moment.
So I did not deserve that because he's just being a good captain.
But but also funny enough, someone pointed this out because Selbit called it out.
This is what happened because Selbit called it out.
It changed the second place from.
Mexico to All Stars.
It was literally if Selbit hadn't called it out Mexico would have gotten second place because Selbit called it out
All stars got second place
So that VAR call literally decided second I
Preferred when the last game wiped all the points. Yeah, but I always thought that was dumb
because like
Imagine you wipe all the points and then like team alumni wins the entire event it feels like
Not accurate to what happened in the games like team worldwide was just the best team and they deserve to win
And we because this brought is got brought up right? I said hey the last game might be worth more points
But the last game is not going to decide who wins
It's just going to be worth all the points which if you think about it
There's 12 games. So if it's worth double then there's you know, 13 games worth of points in that games worth two
So ultimately there's like 11 out of 13 other games that impact it if they're so far ahead
that there's no way for them to lose then they deserve the win and if they
weren't to get the win it would be lamiki they would be it would be the
most lamiki win of all time so I for me personally I think worldwide just
deserved it because they did kind of throw in pks but they still you know
they've done so much work that it's all mickey it's for content and no no
there's very no no no it's there's varying levels of lamiki it's not as
as serious because for content, but it's not lamiki.
Okay, lamiki is when the win is not deserved.
It is not when the content is not serious.
The win was deserved.
There's no way to say that worldwide did not deserve the win.
They deserve the win 100%.
It was not a Mickey win.
But yeah, I think, I think, I think that's my.
That's my VAR.
That's my VAR outlook now.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is no,
summits is shoulder, summits is opposite shoulder,
summits is touch this, summits is hands up.
You're out, you didn't touch your nose.
Mexico!
Oh!
I give every team one chance per day to call a replay.
Right.
Canada's claiming that the team Mexico
might have cheated to win that last round.
This is so funny to rewatch
because I just saw Sakura moments ago, like technically get out and get away with it.
Hands down, hands down, you're out, you're out.
Put your hands up.
It's belly, stomach, nose, stomach, belly, stomach, shoulders, stomach is tap.
Like, Simon says tap and he's on the shoulders.
Simon says stop.
And she's tapping her head, which I guess maybe he didn't specify.
I just tuned in.
Maybe he didn't specify.
He said tap.
He didn't say tap the shoulders.
He did say Simon's.
You know what?
Actually.
He just said Simon says tap you you maybe that means you can tap anything
No, it's on its shoulders on its opposite shoulders some it just touched this son it's his hands up
You're out you didn't touch your nose
Shoulders have your shoulders hands up
Oh, that is egregious though. That is egregious. That is a big hands up by Danny, but it's what I mean though
It's like such an alternate universe because Danny's eliminated for like round. This is still seven people left, right?
And so like it would have gone so much differently
It would have gone so much differently
Danny's worshiping
Oh my god, I recorded a YouTube short today of me throwing the tungsten cube through Aiden's
car.
Holy shit, does that cube do some damage?
It's a lethal weapon.
And by the way, this one, it's bigger than, like, I'm talking about the big one.
not too scary of a competition behind.
Not as, not as, not as per context.
Aiden has a car that has been at our warehouse for four years.
It doesn't work anymore.
It's like, what's the word when a car is useless?
Like, not, it doesn't work.
A totaled.
It's a totaled car.
And then we'll see how he does.
What the hell?
8.73, he beat his record.
My gosh.
8.73.
You chose Team Mexico.
Absolutely.
Why? Absolutely. Why so confident?
They're unathletic. Every single one of them.
Every...
Who's athletic on their team?
Danny Banz threw the cube farther than you.
Had a bad shoulder.
We're being very serious about this line.
Is there any reason why they didn't shot put it?
I think shot putting is a skill
And I don't think any of them have that skill.
So I think that's why.
I think they're just kind of, you know, some of them are kind of strong
and they're trying to heave it.
But like if it's a skill, like shot putting is not.
So if you don't know how to do it and you try it, Tyler, one did try it,
but then he fouled.
But like, yeah, if you try it, you can end up hurting yourself or B get a
worse score than just chucking it.
Oh, including the first runoff, dude, this pissed me off so much.
I feel like I was so crystal clear about the line and nobody respected it.
It was insane.
It was insane, bro.
I felt fucking crazy.
I don't know.
Some of my know the amount of times I brought up the line.
It must be.
It must be like 100.
I genuinely think I must have brought it up a hundred times.
It was it was like and every time someone got out, they would look at me like.
And I'm like.
I got like one rule, bro.
I got one rule.
He's smart here.
Jinxie.
Jinxie got this.
He's got the hunter eyes.
He's pulling up.
Yep. And there it is.
Yep. There it is. Yep.
Yep. There's the fucking line.
Yep, and then put the fucking hand yet. Yep. That's just a lie. It's the line
She's grab she's grab he's great at it. Look at him. He's
Dude Joe Bar had a cannon
I got a rewatch at Mari. What are we doing?
That it looked like a Don Tess penalty kick how the hell did it go out that way?
I like how she thought it wasn't a hit
your hands up. Here you are out. That is gay.
Just keep your hands up. Kara. Kara, please.
No VA. No VA. All right. Here's the reply.
That's a hit on the back.
Now you guys are still in the third place bracket, by the way.
USA 5 standing united against a fractured Canada.
First place on the line, Martin you're out.
Martin gets the other one you're out.
Miss grab.
Bro, I think I have Tommy John.
That's where your elbows messed up, right?
I think I have Tommy John in my arm for the rest of my life.
I get crazy pain here.
Anytime I throw for like more than like five minutes.
Maybe it's tennis elbow.
I don't know which one it is.
And it's literally from playing dodge ball in high school 15 years ago.
I played dodge ball like at least once or twice a week every week for like three years.
And and I and I remember I would have severe pain when I played and it never went away.
I've just had it.
I just live with it because I don't throw that often.
But I, bro, I used to be somebody in dodgeball.
I genuinely chat.
I genuinely used to be somebody.
Actually, what am I saying, bro?
We had the dodgeball tournament.
I played crazy.
Or I like that.
I'd like to go for that sneaky one.
Have an arm sleeve.
What are you talking about?
You don't think I have one?
I'm genuinely prepared any moment of any day to play dodgeball.
At literally any moment, someone could text me and I would be ready.
Joe Darke strikes again, Batonka takes,
not to see her out.
Tink see with the fade.
That was tough.
That was tough, that was tough.
Please, five to zero, it's a sweep.
D1 athlete, handsome man,
would have been able to reach up with ease.
They picked Mari.
Oh, oh, oh, Tyler's shaking a lot now.
Tyler's shaking, damn Tyler's got ass.
Tyler's shaking crazy.
I know.
In Team USA, excuse me, Team All Star moves on.
Keep moving, keep moving.
So you blame your teammate, Maury.
Oh, I had a voice back up to you.
There's my flag.
You got a red flag.
I didn't know.
Team USA?
I can't wait to hear what Tyler said in the booth, man.
You guys still have volleyball today?
Oh, my.
Fire!
Archery's gone.
I'll say it straight up.
Archery is gone, it is not coming back.
I feel confident about that one.
Not even because the incident,
which I don't feel like I need to talk about,
but also because everyone's just so ass, like really bad.
I thought, because I don't think Archery's particularly hard,
but I guess I've done like a fair bit.
So I think I'm underestimating how hard it is,
maybe for someone who's a noob,
but I'm just gonna kill it.
Cause so many people were, people were better last year than this year for sure.
Last year, somehow people were better this year.
Everyone was so bad.
People were getting in like hitting the board once, bro.
Even Louise, hey, shout out Louise viewer.
Might be watching right now.
Louise, you are dog shit.
Archery, bro.
My God.
Holy, I did the Alienware 1v1 right in.
Look, it's a big fucking board, Louise.
Oh, I just wanted to see with my own eyes. Did that
Perkot was good
This is the last arrow
The code did well last year when you had the performance of a lifetime people said it was a fluke that you couldn't repeat it
They were saying this everywhere
Do Katie be was so good I
Think she played better this year than last year. Ah, maybe not. I forgot about half and half
That was crazy bad, but outside of that. She might have been better this year than last year
I guess the Berlin Wall fell.
I don't know if it's accurate.
a great shot to me. It's just a great shot. Dude, I would have done so well in PK if I
I was playing.
Shake Drizzle is a genuine terrorist.
Shake Drizzle has now been our back to back DJ for musical chairs.
I'm there probably eight hours, maybe nine hours on Friday during rehearsal.
Friday, if you don't know is rehearsal day where we go through all the games. And I literally sit,
Stan's is me, Stan's acts as the host. I watch on a TV and I just take notes and then we go
through all the games together to make sure that like, you know, they're all playing how we wanted
to play whatever. Shakespeare the entire time, literally like eight hours, curating a playlist
for musical chairs. All right. So I'm like, Oh, Shakespeare got this. Saturday rolls around,
It's time for musical chairs. Tell me why like three of the songs shake has picked out have drops in them
Bro that it sounds like a the onion article
You know we're doing like EDM musical chairs everybody gets out
like that's crazy that's crazy bro
they all fall for the drop as they should
and we have fallen for the drop team UK we've lost a member Maya you are out
congrats to the winner of musical chance the first and last time UK had a lead
speed. That all went downhill from here. I was puffers all over. Has 6-7 been a thing
for a year. Spoiler alert, it would not come home. Dude, why was Martin actual water? Why
was it jelly? So some people were concerned. What up, Salby? Some people were concerned
that the bull was like a bias or whatever. It is RNG full stop, but the bull operator,
if you don't know how it works, has two dials, right? He has two dials, and all he does is push
up the dials at the same time. And then what the bull does is random. But we timed it so that the
Operator would have like cues like if the dial goes one through five. It's like at second five. You're on one at second ten
You're on two. You know what I mean?
Having said that bro, Martin was jelly
I talked to him later
He said it was a it was it was a counterweight to have his hand out with the hat
It was also a flex
But he was able to like counterweight
Because when you're up here, you're more centered.
You were showboating at a certain time, you took off your hat, you were looking at the
crowd.
It's a little bit of flair.
You got to throw that in there sometime.
Just entertain everybody out there.
Shout out to all my supporters.
Dude, I don't even know how to describe it, but it makes me laugh so much though.
Oh my god, I can't believe they lose this by the way.
The All-Stars were up 2-1 and they lost.
Crazy
That nice wig is just too big of a man to be hidden like that. I'll just say that much. He's too big of a man
Katie B did not choke it's like saying Erling Holland choked
He didn't she didn't choke. He didn't choke at a certain point
wait, you know, they just need some support.
Like, that's a decent shot.
I would argue the wardrobe one wasn't saveable, maybe this was saveable, but it's good power
here.
And she gets a finger on it.
probably need to step out a bit.
Dude, what a, what, like what a phenomenal shot by my head too.
Like genuinely almost perfect.
Maya also a bit unlucky was like genuinely blind at this moment.
She had an allergic reaction.
I don't even know to what and like couldn't see it turns out it didn't matter though because
it would have gotten second regardless.
I feel like I owe Joe Bart an apology. I used Joe Bart's time in track and field as advertising
for this event. And I feel like I set him up for failure because I was basically talking
about Joe Bart, like people talk about you saying bull. I was like, bro, Joe Bart fastest
man alive. White boy of the summer going to be blazing down. Honestly, people will be
lucky even to smell his ass. He's going to crush the competition. And so that's not really great
because it basically sets you up to either achieve the expectation set or what happened,
which is fall short of them. Because Enzo was quick, bro. There's a fall start there. Was there?
Ready
No, no, this is clean
Horn went nobody left the first one was disgusting
The fur I'll pull up the first one brother first hundred meter dash was disgusting
It was insane let me see if I can find it
I
Can see his finger his finger goes down
So, I think the audio is delayed, its finger goes down right here.
So I think that's the sound.
So, I think maybe only Ron false started.
I think the audio is delayed though, like that audio is delayed.
Maybe there's another recap.
This is the, the, we're getting into it right now. So here's the lineup. We'll see what
I'm going to go down to the field, which stands and he's going to call this one off. Let's
go.
Wait, I think that might have been real. Okay, right there. Yeah, I think genuinely the only
people who didn't fall start might have been suku in joe bark in sakura but i don't think sakura
sakura might just not have been but she might not even be like tapped into the server like what
is going on she still hasn't left i don't think she knew she was running a race
and then everyone lane split let's go go
Instantly Jason goes into Joe's lane then Joe has to go into
Super just fucking deviated completely
Yeah, I was insane it was insane
I'm glad we redid it. I'm glad we redid it because you know what would have sucked is
If I dequeued everyone and I was really harsh
One team at eight points the other team had seven points and then it was zero zero zero zero zero zero like that would have been so bullshit
It would have ruined the whole I will ruin the whole weekend
Dude, the 9.88 time, like this was genuinely an Olympic level run, like could have actually
won the gold medal was very funny.
Joe Barr made a bet with his audience that if he didn't get a sub 12, he would have to
to eat ahead of lettuce, which isn't great
because he ran a 12-2.
Now I told him he should just get track spikes,
some starting blocks, and then go out there
and run a good old fashioned 100 meter on stream
just to prove he can do it.
And then maybe he can scam his way out.
But I feel like he is maybe just gonna eat the lettuce.
Which is just asking for your ass to go crazy.
It's Enzo, it's showboard!
But I'm an Archey third!
Last place to girl!
I'm a fish food.
I didn't have any expedities.
Well, good did.
God did. God did.
Alright, Enzo. Give it up one more time!
Oh yeah, go ahead.
I show speed.
That's a little bit of a...
And then speed reacted.
Enzo calls out a show speed to race.
I
Show speed all right, it's a little bit of a call out
Speed for whatever reason this clip speed got a rich laugh he changes a lot he got a rich laugh now
I just got a laugh man you just got to laugh it off chat all I gotta say is good luck you and so
That was a crazy dig.
That was crazy, bro.
Super set the back.
It's a huge play for KZ.
Why don't you invite RDC?
My DMs to Mark Phillips look like I am desperately trying to have sexual intercourse with him.
It is like a quintuple test.
It's like sad, bro.
I cannot text that guy again, man.
I love Mark Phillips and I love RDC.
I just can't do it, bro.
It is getting pathetic, man.
It's like 17 matches.
At some point, I'm just like, I'm like literally voice-memo-ing like
Happy holidays
While the merry men keep singing
Like it's really sad shit out there
Yeah, this dude was crazy
Dude, you know what I was thinking we should just do a fucking volleyball tournament straight up
Like we should just straight up do a volleyball tournament
You know I'm saying like like we did with dodgeball like we could easily get like
We could get like 30 creators in and just have it like rent out a gym and just do a volleyball tournament like no problem
They would be pumped everybody pumped just run it indoor
And I get an actual ref, because volleyball is just so fun to watch.
got the two ladies
that is the line that is game
no
we have one rule we have one rule
we have one rule
no step on the line
step on the line that's game
do you want to do VAR
you are like here
they're using their fault
VAR has been called by the all stars
this is smart
are you being so dead
you don't even see them
You don't even see the-
I'm a size seven, you think I'm on foot on the line?
Do we have a second angle?
A second angle is for failure.
There's a scuff on the tape for the shoe.
There's a scuff on the tape?
There's a scuff on the tape on the shoe.
Do you think that this was dirty when we started?
You see that right there.
Like OJ Simpson, bro, does the shoe fit?
That's disgusting.
Give me your left shoe.
Does that line up?
No, that's what-
Whoa!
Hey!
Oh, no!
We have a photo.
This VR was funny.
Oh my gosh.
It's so bad.
Ron, come over here.
Thank you.
It's not on the line.
What do you mean show the photo?
You have to upload the photo.
Team All Stars is out.
That is a full start.
Where's the, where's the, oh, this is just compilation of Ron getting caught in 4K.
Bro, where's the picture?
The picture was so funny.
The picture was so obscene, bro.
Come on!
I know he's not out.
It's the Clint versus 4.
That is the line!
That is gay!
No line!
Is it not here either?
No!
That is the line. That is gay.
No line.
Is it not here either?
Maybe it's in the comments.
Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.
I always know the Tik Tok comments got me.
Yup. Dude, shout out to this photographer.
Genuinely saved my life.
By the way, burnt joke, burnt joke, I hate it.
Now when I see it, those AI, AI bro, that ain't me, AI bro, bro, burnt joke.
I've seen that 5 billion times.
favorite part of the 100 meter dash controversy is that when we re-ran it
everybody ended in the same exact position like everyone fucking argued
and whined and complained and then we ran it back it was genuinely the same
fucking position Milo was the girl to crazy
sacking. Maya genuinely the goat.
That was strong. Yeah, it's like being Kevin Durant and LeBron James' era, you know?
Like, always number two.
She was one player away.
Yeah, this one I it was tough because I was on the wrong side.
So this looked taller to me because perspective.
So I was wrong about Maya being down by one in the live broadcast.
it's crazy. Look at what Maya's doing. If Matt can step on, I was worried for the challenge.
I was really stressed about it. And then when I talked to the people who like are rock climbers
and you know, belay people, they were like, yeah, it's like the safest thing in the fucking
world. I think it's totally fine. Like literal children do this.
to the tower before my she will take the lead 10 seconds 10 seconds left
three two one it's over world-wide wins
My bad. My bad. I'm off. Oops. Bad count. Why do you think you were good at this?
Because I'm small and I'm nimble and I'm quick.
I feel like you also are good at balancing. Easy this.
Eporting? I can do a kickflip. I don't know if you guys need to stop.
Can I do a kickflip? I need to see a video of this. Me and Ma both try to learn to do
a kickflip. I learned much less to my discredit. Maya kickflip. Does she ever do it?
I feel like there's 800 videos of her learning. Okay, I'm picking the board up. That's good.
It's a good start, right? I'm pretty sure that's goofy. You're like 45% of the way there. Really? Yeah.
She never did it, huh?
Howl, bro. Let's keep putting hurts.
All right. And then there were two summits his head, summits his hip,
summits his head, summits his hip, summits his head, summits belly.
Summits his top. Summits his top. Hands up.
Summits his hands up. Hands down.
Dude, I'm so pumped.
QT won because before Simon says, Dan, did she choke everything, bro?
Everything went. I was feeling so bad and like I'm just the host.
I'm just the host I just run the damn event but paper airplanes off she practiced crazy
She's showing me all her paper airplanes at home, and then she gets out there
It's like seventh place and then half and half. She's like practicing. You know, she's the baker. She gets out there
Oh, and then Simon says comes up fucking ice running through her veins clutches out
Oh no, one, two, three, four, no!
Hands down, summits his hands down, big smile.
Summits his big smile, hands up, hands up, hands up.
Summits his up, summits his down, summits his nose,
summits his ears, summits his nose, summits his ears.
Hands up, summits his hands up, hands down.
Summits his hands down, faster, hands up.
Oh!
Summits his hands up, hands down, hands down,
summits his hands down, summits his nose,
Some it's a belly, some it's a shoulder, some it's a cap.
Some it's a cap, some it's a stop.
You didn't tap the first time you were out.
All stars get first and second.
All right.
Which is massive and easy this way.
Listen, whatever it takes.
You know?
I've never stopped.
Can I tell you, like I have been around QT and Maya
for years.
They've been friends for years.
I've genuinely never see them hug ever like in my life ever once on
It's funny, um, watching the VAR because they're both just smiling so crazy.
They look like insane people.
They never stop the smile.
I'm wondering if he's out on the next one.
Oh, they're discussing.
Abouts whether or not it resets when Simon gets out.
I want to ask you a question.
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's imagine I'm playing Simon Says.
Dream of me for a moment.
Simon Says, wave your hands.
Yeah.
And then check it out.
What happens to him?
Oh, then he would be out.
Now, if I stop while watching him get out, am I out?
If you stop waving, and I didn't say Simon said stop, yes.
Then with that call, the champion of Simon says he's Judy Cinderella.
I don't understand the point of Selvett's VAR.
It moves him up a place.
I also think when he called the VAR, he thought QT didn't smile.
Or at least he claimed when he did it that he was the only one who kept smiling.
So therefore he would win.
I think is the call but it regardless moved him above team Mexico
because
a nice wig and I think is Wendy had stopped smiling.
You won Simon says for your team.
You kept smiling.
They have dominated
every event. Yeah, it was a play for more points. Sell it up by 70 points to the other
team. We can get one more. Guys, we can get one more. I promise us that. I'm the fucking
captain. I'll get us one more. I promise you that. Every day from all corners of the world,
Give it up for Team Worldwide!
Dude, this seems sick. They got someone from South America,
AKA Brazil, Australia, Taiwan, Nigeria.
It really is a worldwide squad.
The flag's cool. Yeah, you wouldn't believe how many times we had to fucking change it with how many people dropped.
Fucking you don't fucking believe how many iterations we had
Thank you so much for inviting me man. This event has been amazing all the production
Like we took like planes just to come to this event like 12 hour flight 15 hour flights
Just to come here to compete and to take it seriously
And if there's a thing I learned in the streamer games is to always support your team
I'll be so good your team no matter what and always keep smiling
Selbit is like the ideal like I don't this is like not no glaze. This is just facts. Selbit is like the ideal
Competitor like the ideal streamer to invite to an event like super great on comms
I needed to record like a trailer. He like was super
helpful in recording it himself so I could use the footage, communicated with like production,
knew what the events were ahead of time, like actually read the discord, showed up on time,
also would go hang out with everybody afterwards too. Like he, he was at like a dinner or like
gathering every single day, I think he was here. So he was like, dude, if I could get 40 sell bits,
it's like a dream event, bro. Super professional. Yeah. And I think obviously it's because, you
he runs events and he's been here a while. But like, you know, there are people who dead ass show up
if the event starts at 2pm, like three minutes before the event starts, or maybe even five minutes
after it starts. Is there anyone you wouldn't invite back? I think everyone this year was great.
Bro, chill. We're both compromised. But yeah, hit me up later. I got you. Compromise is a funny
word. Um, no, I think everyone who, who attended the games this year, um, was, was great. You
know, uh, I think everyone did great. I was fine with it. Compromise means engage. Yeah, I gathered
I gathered, but yeah, I think everyone, I think everyone did great. I have no qualms.
Like obviously Ray got a lot of shit because of how he talked about his teammates beforehand
and like a bunch of people, including myself poked fun at him afterwards. But like, I think the
the thing about Ray is Ray comes off like a totally, he can come off like kind of like
a, what's the word, kind of like a dick or whatever. But like Ray will also take the
scolding and apologize, you know what I'm saying? Like he'll be rude and he'll be a
dick and then you're like Ray, that's not cool. You can't say that. And he'll be like,
Oh yeah, okay, my bad, my bad.
Uh, like, he'll take the...
He won't be, like, indignant after, as well.
Like, there's several clips of Selbeth deadass putting Rey in his spot.
And he doesn't have, like, an ego about that.
But honestly, the people who I'm not inviting back to my events and there are let me tell
you right now, there's fucking several people who I'm never going to invite to an event.
I'm ever running again. Okay, I'm not here to name names, but they are the people who
like just agreed to do it and then backed out or, you know, backed out last second backed
out without telling me. There's a bunch. There's a bunch. It's not even like that I have any
ill will towards them. It stresses me out. I genuinely get... I love my job. I'm not complaining
about my job. The least fair part about my job is the months before an event where I have to
invite people and I have to communicate with like 40 streamers and streamers reply very sporadically
some are good some are bad and like that's so stressful for me I really hate it I really do
not enjoy it but I have to do it because I'm the one with the connection you know I can't like have
a christian message because they don't follow christian so it's like I have to message it's
fine I get it it's part of my job but I uh I just cannot support like I just can't hand I just can't
it makes me want to fucking tear up when someone just like flakes or no call no shows or whatever
because like then I'm like oh no it's like nightmare it's nightmare fuel
um but everyone who came I like I loved I think everyone like you know who's actually really sweet
Sweet was Dauntless. Dauntless was so sweet. Very nice guy. In person. Tyler. Tyler was
a little sweet person. Benji was great. Everyone was great. Honestly, everyone who went was
great. I had a great time with everyone. I will say some people got shooters because when you
run an event there are people who watch because they like the person who is participating in the
event and that's the only reason they watch. So when things don't go well for the person they like
It's on site for me. It's on site for me. It didn't matter, bro. If we made a call,
they'd be like bullshit call. And I get it, bro. It's like being a sports fan. It is genuinely
like being a sports fan. And you're like, fucking bullshit call. He's rest fucking
sock. Scanning the fucking joke. Refs are literally rigging it, probably paid. They should all blow
them off smooth, blow their heads off smooth. And I get it. Cause they only care about their team.
You know, and from the recipe of eats, like, well, actually it's a pretty fair call. What I did,
that's a matter. It's an emotional play. It's not a, so there were some, I saw them. I saw them.
But I only hope everyone had a good time. The thing about streamer games is like obviously
only one team wins, but I think as long as you get your moment to shine, even if things don't go
well, then you have a good time. Like for example, Zoil's team got last, but he had his moment in
musical chairs, so he probably had a good time. But some people didn't get their moment, which I
I always feel bad about you know like cutie if she had lost Simon says as an example would have probably had a much like
Satter event like would have looked back on it like less
joyfully than maybe she does now
And and I think that's like quite a few people didn't get their moment
Which I always feel bad about like because ultimately that's the goal the event is to give enough opportunities
It's for people to shine to have that you know, so that's why we do like losers brackets, whatever
Because not just about getting first
You know, it's about getting that moment.
You can be proud of yourself or whatever.
I did see, oh, by the way, I don't know if we talked about it or I don't.
I don't know if I stream, but, guys.
Y'all here?
We hit seven mil.
7 million already on my way to eight already on my way to eight you know
I was thinking about it today I want to do some math I genuinely think I can
probably credit like a quarter million subscribers to just a tungsten cube like
like a tungsten the tungsten cube cube is probably worth a quarter million of my subscribers
and maybe like $50,000 straight up. I don't even know the math. It's like ridiculous.
But anyway, I did I did want to talk about it briefly because I did post about it. I
said, uh, you know, uh, this is the first year of genuinely considered quitting. And
I think like, um, like if I quit, it wouldn't be like instantly, but like at least setting
a date for when I would quit. And it's because 2025 was rough. I put the end of 2025, but
it like, and some people interpreted that as me playing Minecraft. Minecraft is actually
kind of fun. That wasn't really part of it. It was more so like, you know, I felt like
I was a fucking drama fuck and not making good shit and in like, like basically loss
of what to do every night.
after Japan's attitude. And so then, you know, we had a bit of a refocus on just doing events
that I like, because I felt like I was doing events to fulfill sponsor obligations and
ones that I like. So I pivoted events, kind of like the MCSR World's event, you know what
I mean? It's like, I just pivoted to things that I think are cool and care about. And
And so anyway, I feel awesome now, but obviously like I'll also say it's oh my god bandit think of the 10 gifted
I appreciate it. It's super easy to feel awesome about your job when your job's going well
So I you know I'll hesitate to say like I'm gonna be a streamer for the next five years or whatever
But like I feel very motivated now like I feel I
Feel like man this job fucking rules
Vibes are great. Let's keep it rolling
I do think a volleyball tournament be fun kind of like a mid-year streamer games or something
I do think a volleyball
A volleyball tournament be fun
And I also had to exclude a lot a lot of us creators because of streamer games being more
worldwide so maybe I could get them back in
I probably do like a drafts
There was, okay. This might be controversial. Somebody posted the individual stats for
streamer games this year and I think it's kind of, I think it's kind of poorly made.
This might be controversial. And no shade to the person who made this. I think I just
disagree with how they use the stats to illustrate the point. Because I think the point of this is to
show who the best players were. But I think it, I don't know how it's measured per se. And here's,
and here's what I'm going to say. Like, for example, for PK Shootout, Connor got the same rating of six
as Katie B. And that just doesn't feel accurate to me. I don't know what the math was. Like,
Jason the wean got the same rating which maybe his team one maybe that makes sense
Like it feels like that's wrong to me
So I don't know
I don't know read the post maybe that'll help. Oh, that's actually a good look. I didn't I didn't read it
I just looked at the numbers. Okay. Let me read it
Oh, that's too long about
Uh, okay, I've created another individual performance
statistics chart to share following Streamer Games 2026. I've also attached to ones I've finalized in previous years. Okay. For penalty shootout,
eight streamers selected goalkeepers as one of their two individual events. Instead of giving points to those
these individuals based on the team finish, I distributed points on a scale of eight based on the number of successful blocks
they were able to perform. Ties were broken
based on the number of opportunities that goalkeeper had to block or by the overall average placement of their team if opportunities were made minor
minor difference. Sorry, I didn't understand that. I read it, but I didn't understand it.
KDB had the highest individual goalkeeper rating, IC. But what does PK shootout mean?
This individual performance of a streamer in the group portion was evaluated based on the
number of successful kicks. IC, so it's only based off kicking. The streamers would be grouped
based on the scores. Okay, okay. So Yotta, Jynxie, Danny, and Wardz over the only streamers who
go three for three, they grouped into rank one and ended with eight. I see. And if they missed,
they got a participation of one. Okay. Okay, maybe that makes more sense. Volleyball streamers
would receive a point for a successful serve or contributing to the ball going over the net
outside of a serve. Okay. It's used in favor of streamers who only have played one game as opposed
to streamers who are able to participate in three games. I see. Because what did agent get?
He got a score of eight in volleyball. I see. Because he only played one game of volleyball.
Okay, never mind. I apologize. I was excited a lot of you brought back something similar to dodge
ball. However, it's not as exciting to track performance in these as a lot of streamers can be
out without having a chance to show their skills. Oh, yeah, because they fucking stepped on the
fucking line. I rewarded points of the streamers able to do any of the following hit someone catch
a ball or be alive till the end of the game catches reward double points for eliminating plus
reviving. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, okay, now let's break it down. So they're saying the best
This player overall was nice wig, who won in crate stack, got second in Cuba toss, finished
high up in musical chairs, won volleyball, dodgeball did so so.
Simon says literally got like top four, and then PK shootout did horribly, and ended with
a score of 40.2.
Okay.
I mean, that's fair.
That's a great performance.
And then agent got third in paper airplane, plus, you know, average for goalkeeper, decent
for musical chairs, top score for volleyball feels, I don't know, it feels weird.
Yeah.
It feels weird to get the top score on one game, but I'm, I'm, I'm kind of surprised.
He was, I guess he was just a sleeper.
It's because it's maybe because they didn't have any golds that it like agent didn't stick out to me
Right. He didn't win any individual event, but he was just solid in pretty much every event
Dude is that UK
Locking down four of the bottom five positions. Excuse me bottom six
That is rough
Connor holding it down
So, Salbit got third, T10, Nat, 12th, Devil League, 13th, Ray, 16th, and Enzo, 19th.
Enzo, 19th is surprising.
I feel like Enzo did well.
I guess he didn't do great as a goalkeeper.
Joe did well.
Where's Joe?
Joe got sixth overall.
Second in the hundred meter fucking crazy bad in half and half.
Musical chairs, pretty good.
Ballad ball, great.
Dodgeball, great.
Simon says, all right, Pikachu to all right.
It is interesting.
So Katie B.
Was the top performing woman at the games.
Followed by Maya, followed by Cocoa.
That adds up.
And then Nat and DevilDeak were solid.
Yana did well.
Jason kind of did better than I thought.
I thought Jason did poorly.
He got top 10, but I guess he did pretty well as a goalkeeper and a kicker.
And in dodgeball, he was pretty decent.
I was surprised.
I don't know. Maybe I am valuing getting gold higher than other people, but I feel like Zoil won musical chairs and he is second to last.
Do you know what I mean? Maybe that's my problem. Maybe I'm putting too much value personally, but like I feel like that's worth something.
You know what I mean? Like I feel like...
I feel like being one point...
He's out on the bottom. I mean he's dead ass second to last and he solo won an event.
It just feels like, you know, Jason the ween getting seven points for musical chairs
and Zoelle getting eight. Like there's a huge difference between like fifth place and first place.
Like it's massive.
So I feel like the distributed weight of musical chairs doesn't account for the value of top three.
Like I think too many people have too many points
There should be a lot more ones because the average of this is probably like the average it seems like it's like five points or some shit
I don't know why
How do you change it I would
Maybe do it like if you're the last member of your team you get more points
Because like that's the most important thing is being the last member of your team
But I'm not exactly sure
There was also this one that somebody made
Somebody made a different
chart, which tracks stats. I don't know why it's the lowest res thing known to man.
Indromental. Thank you, Indromental for the five gifted.
So according to this, the top overall player was Tsukufal by Nat. Wait, what?
Okay, I don't know if I buy this one either.
This one has Agent 16th Place and KDB and 12th.
Oh, this is purely based off of points.
Oh, that makes more sense.
purely based off of points and then giving you the individual.
It's funny how it's weighted, though.
I can't see shit.
Yeah, it's pretty low rise.
When you buy Sam Butcher next year, I invited Sam Butcher this year just too late.
He was already busy.
But Sam Butcher was going to go on the All Stars team.
And I honestly think if he had been able to show up, they would have won again.
He's quite an OP competitor.
I deadass think they would have straight up won.
Quackity, Quackity hit me up a week before the event. He said he couldn't make it
because he was at the Spanish boxing event, which I get it.
Okay, La Beleda is cooler than the streamer games.
who replaced him. Nice figure place,
and Bucha and Archie replaced quackity.
Archie was originally on the All-Stars team,
but I swapped him to Team Mexico because quackity dropped.
Loser fruit couldn't make it, but I invited her.
What about I show speed?
I hit him up and he didn't
reply like specifically replied,
but I got the vibe that he was interested,
but I just couldn't make it this year,
but I'll probably make it next year.
["Street Dance"]
By the way, did y'all see this?
YouTube got us a billboard in Times Square.
Which was kind of hype.
I don't know why my face looks like that.
That's a little crazy.
This is gonna be more than 10k marketing. I did not pay for this shout out YouTube. Thank you YouTube
P I think Pete did a great job counting. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's like a great. I well I had Pete um I
Had them commentate dodgeball. Did you guys like the commentary for dodgeball?
It's a little hard because I wanted to be able to like control things on the ground while having them commentate
But something that I prefer to do on the ground like I wouldn't want the commentators to be
commentating from the booth something like Cuba toss because I'm just there you know what
I mean but something like volleyball or dodgeball I don't mind while his rage swapped out.
He couldn't make it
Dude, this is probably my favorite clip from the entire streamer game straight up
Now do the Spongebob song
Oh my goodness.
Do I not take chill?
Do you specify they do it?
Dude, I literally hired the band and I said, this is the song I want.
they said, what other songs do you want? I said, I don't care. I don't care, bro.
You can do your regular routine. I just want this song, please. They did amazing, bro.
Yeah. The halftime, I think the halftime was a great addition from last year to help,
you know, add a little break. And I also think the halftime performances are great. The dancers
and also the band. Yeah, I think they're great. But it went well, I think, bro. I was pumped
with the event overall. All right, let's get into the drama. Let's get into it, y'all.
time everybody it's time we got to make a tier list you know every year with
streamer games we bring back popular events and then try out some new ones
and we're always mixing it up we don't always get it perfect but it's time for
us to be honest with how the events went and rank them. Here is our tier lists. S means
absolutely a staple. S stands for staple, something that should be there every single
year. A is a good event. Okay, we could see it again. It wouldn't be a bad idea to bring
it back. B stands for Baram. An event that was all right. It was all right. It wasn't
bad to watch. Maybe we don't bring it back next year. Okay. And then I'm actually just
gonna switch straight up. I don't think we need to see Annaneth. I think I'm just gonna
go straight to never again. Actually, you know what? C is kind of like an event that
could be good. Like good idea, but maybe the execution didn't work out. Because that does
happen. Sometimes the event's good but the execution didn't work out. Alright let's
start with our S-Tiers. Let's start with our S-Tiers. Well actually you know what?
Yeah let's start with our S-Tiers. I think absolute S-Tier, no questions asked. I
think a staple that is enjoyable in every event is volleyball. I think
volleyball is very fun, it's very straightforward, everyone has a good time
participating it includes everyone which is great because not every event includes everyone I think volleyball is a awesome sport
One that
So B's alright C is has some problems, but could be good and then never again
I think the 100 meter dash is A or B tier.
Like, I think 100 meter dash is good because it's very quick.
It is like the most popular Olympic event.
So people are very familiar with it.
It's boring.
I don't think it's boring.
It's not long enough to be boring.
It's 15 seconds.
But I think it's B, I think, I don't know if I agree with the relay being better.
But maybe we could do a different distance.
The 400 meter dash, a 4x100 is interesting, we did do a 4x100 before with like a goofy
sort of twist. But I think it's B. I think I think it's all right. Archery is a never
again. Okay. Archery is a straight up never again. Lock it in. I don't think the idea
of archery is bad. But there's just, you know, at least one incident that comes to mind that
made archery more stressful this year. So I think we should put archery in never again.
It's just not, and it's not a highlight. You know what I mean? It's never like the best part.
I don't think we're losing that much. Uh, paper airplane toss. I'm going to put C tier. I don't
think it's a bad event. I don't think it's like somebody I'd never do again. But I think it would
need to be like elevated in some fashion for it to be done again. Like either they're really high up
or, you know, they have more time or something. I don't know. But I think like, you know,
honestly, when you think about like streamer games events, like most of them don't require you to be
like crazy athletic. Like obviously it's an advantage when you have somebody athletic like
Joe Bart or KTV. But like the idea is that anyone can participate in it because it's streamers.
So I don't want every event to be like 100 meter dash, you know,
kuber toss, volleyball, dodge ball, penalty kick, now 400 meter
that like, I like events where somebody can have an amazing
moments and it not require physical prowess.
It either requires brains or whatever.
So I think but this that's why we do stuff like paper airplane
toss. Um, but I don't think it was, I don't think it was exactly how I don't
think it went as well as we thought it might.
Uh, Cuba toss, I think it's an A.
I think it's novel because of the cube.
I think it's fun.
I think it's quick.
I think it's easy.
I enjoy it.
I don't mind Cuba toss at all.
And it was better this year because we dropped it from 45 pounds to
to 18 pounds
A third toss might not be a bad idea
I don't think it's b. I think it's more iconic than b. a is a good event and I think it's a good event
Uh, what is this one? Oh dodgeball. Oh, I'll go back to that one. I think half and half
I'll never do again. I think the idea of half and half is good, right? Like I think it's
a solid idea. I think the issue with half and half is that it requires like indoor.
It requires indoor, it's like a different environment.
It doesn't make sense outside.
It's just too hard to do outside.
And it's not as good as the live audience.
It was not as good as the live audience.
It's so boring to run three minutes of ads for me
and you watch your mouth.
Okay, how about that?
Split that down the middle.
Bull riding, I think was good.
I actually liked bull riding.
I was a little nervous about it.
I don't think it's S tier.
I think it's A tier or B tier.
I think it was fun, but it's not a staple for sure.
I think it's A or B in my mind.
Because it was fun, like, and obviously, like,
you know, it's funny, like, Martin having his moment.
But there's also a lot of bullshit with the R and G
of the machine, just because it's not, like, objective,
that I think can be a bit frustrating.
But it has some cool moments in it, you know what I mean?
Uh, I thought personally penalty kick shootout was awesome.
Under the lights, last day, it went a bit long because I did so many of the tiebreakers, which I have to figure out.
But I thought penalty kicks were fire.
I think I would bring that back, or some version of it for sure. They were awesome.
I think it was too long, but I also like
You think it was too long as a viewer maybe because it was late at night
But like the players really appreciated getting to each play three times
Like I talked to Connor and UK after like they were really even though they lost like excited to be able to do it three times
And like you know have more opportunity to like
Have a moment
But maybe it could be like first half day one second half day two, I don't know I'd have to think about it I
I don't have to think about it to be honest.
Uh, Kraitstack?
I think Kraitstack was good.
But I don't know if it was S tier.
I think it was A tier.
I think it can be S tier though.
I think if we, I think honestly, if you shorten the amount of time to climb to five minutes,
it's probably S tier.
By itself, I think it's like as it was a tier.
I was a little nervous about create stack like safety wise, but like it went super safe and.
And I think I think yeah, I think we had a couple of good moments.
But yeah, I think it was slightly faster.
It would have been it would have been us here.
Bring back basketball.
Gameable isn't bad, but I wanted to I wanted to be more soccer this year.
because of the World Cup and game of bowl can be pretty slow dodgeball honestly I
think dodgeball could be good but I think there are too many people just
stepped on the fucking line I feel like dodgeball I think it was beats here it
could be good and obviously I've done a dodgeball event and it was fun but bro I
Don't know what to do about maybe
Maybe the rule should be like if you step on the line at the very start
Then you just have to drop the ball instead of being eliminated. I
Thought about doing that, but I didn't want to switch it partway through because people had already played and they would be upset
And then maybe we can have like a maybe we can have like a warning and then an elimination, I don't know
Maybe it's step past remove the line that doesn't make any sense
Then you would just run to the other side.
Maybe it's a thicker line and you can step on the line, but you can't step over the
line maybe.
I don't know.
I was really surprised how many people broke the rule there.
But I think dodgeball was B. Musical chairs?
Okay, I love the visual.
I love the visual.
I think the top down drone shot when everyone's walking around looks awesome.
That's why I love musical chairs.
The issue with musical chairs is every single person constantly tries to cheat.
Like beat drops aside, people will sit in a chair, say they didn't, you know, use their
hands, like walk in a weird way, slow down to like, though, everyone's constantly cheating
in a way that isn't fun for me.
So I feel like Musical Chairs is like B or C. I don't mind it, but I think it's probably
not one that needs to make a comeback.
I might put it somewhere.
I think it's kind of fun, but it's like, you know, and then Simon says, Simon says was the most controversial.
It's ever been this year.
I think mostly because of the VAR, but I think Simon says it's still a great event.
I'll be honest.
I think Simon says it's a great event.
I think the VAR made it worse, but like, I think it's very hype and like, it's,
a funny event in that it's like it requires skill, but it's hard to
Exactly place what the skill is
So to me Simon says like a staple of streamer games. We've had it in every one. I think this was the worst year for Simon says
But I still think like it was really cool when Qt won
Both times in the qualifier and in the main one
But I think I'd need to change the format in some way.
Agent had a funny clip crashing out about Simon says, he's like Simon says, play with
the balls.
Simon says, Simon says, make it come for me.
is slapping a little bit. Fucking stupid game. He was pissed off about it. But anyway, I think
this is my tier list. I think this is my tier list. The thing is, like, when you come up with games,
you have to come up with games that would, like, multiple different groups of people would be good
at. Like, I'll, I'll, I'll tell you literally the conversation that I have every year. Michael's,
Like one of the main people who who he's like the guy who helps with all the games. He's great
He's great at his job. I tell Michael every year. This is the exact prompts. I give him all right
And I mean this in no disrespect. I got Michael
We need a game for Lily Pichu
That is like the prompt that is the conversation that we have
When we are thinking about what games we put in it's like do we have a Lily Pichu game because if we don't
It's bad. It's wrong. You know, that's not the purpose of streamer games. It's not the Olympics
It's not it's not, you know, the Simon charity match
It is it is ultimately a display of like skill
But also like fun and everyone getting their moment regardless of their, you know physical ability
And so it shouldn't just be an event where if you have five Joe Barts, you guaranteed win
That's not the point and I think we kind of prove that this year by the way
You look at Team USA everyone's like oh fucking voted team powerhouse actual Dodgers, you know, they're just gonna crush they did they got seven place
Yes, they're very athletic, but like being athletic isn't the point
The point is like adaptability camaraderie vibes, you know research practice clutch
And and so literally every year I go. What's our Lily Peach you event?
You know, like it's Simon says is like a Lily Pichu event
You know musical chairs paper airplane half and half
You gotta have your Lily Pichu event
Dude, what if we did oh my god
The 100 meter dash hot dog run where you eat the hot dog and run a hundred meters
People would cheat I already know
People would it would be in the back of the fucking it would be hidden I
Guess we kind of did that didn't we did we have a relay where there was like an eating portion of the relay and we checked their mouth
I forget what they were eating, though.
Oh, I did do like a milk mile portion too, yeah.
I forgot about the milk mile.
But we're doing it for sure next year.
I don't know how I'll do the teams.
I like the idea of a draft.
we'll see
But we're for sure doing it
I thought about doing a winter version and then I asked the idea in my head
I was like, bro. I don't think any streamer like I don't think we could do one winter game
I don't think we can do one. Maybe sled racing maybe
That's probably it
Snowball dodgeball, maybe I don't know
What about world's greatest gamer that event's kind of dead man, I won't lie
It's not a bad event or excuse me. It's not a bad idea. It's just the execution of that events really hard
Wait, I actually like this volleyball idea. I think I want to do it. Can you guys help me come up with a list?
Who would want to do volleyball
All right lock in the goat sure I'm down
Jinxy Jinxy I feel bad asking to do stuff because he doesn't leave his house a lot and he likes to stream every day
But maybe he would want revenge
I did see a clip that of Jinxy saying he might do it again next year streamer games
Cuz I felt bad cuz Jinxie didn't have like a great moment and his chats
Kind of fucking mean to him and I think they're like teasing him
I think they actually like Jinxie but like you know when you're not doing well your chat is like joining in and they
Like they think it's a joke, but it does feel bad. So I felt I felt bad for Jinxie
I can't control it ultimately. You know what I mean? Like it's whatever happens happens
But I hope you had fun and would do the streamer games again
Yeah lock in
Okay foolish. All right. Let me get some people who didn't participate in streamer games. Who would love to do it?
Joe Bart, I'll always invite Joe Bart
You think city on my do it Timmy you think would do it?
Markiplier
Dude, I'll come clean. I asked Markiplier to compete in streamer games and then he didn't answer me for a couple days
So I unsent the message because I was embarrassed. I'm outing myself. I did do this
Yes, I asked him because I saw someone on my reddit say that he said he might want to do it
And I asked and then I fucking unsent that bitch snap
Okay, yeah, sure
Sambooch, Sambooch-a, yeah.
Slimecicle.
He would do it.
Will Neff, sure.
Adapt.
I'll invite Danny Banz to any event I do ever for the rest of my fucking days.
Danny Banz is such a great person to have everyone's great, but Danny Banz is great.
Kajal. I asked Kajal to do streamer games, but he said no. He said no very quickly though.
He's great at replying. I mean, I can ask for fucks the issue.
I thought you're going Danny boy, Dan Danny boy.
Dude, Fineberg's funny because I didn't talk to him for like a week and then he sent me
a message out of the blue and I was like, ah, dude, I know you're probably boned, but
I can't do streamer games.
I'm busy.
I replied.
I was like, oh man, and in my head, I was like, I never fucking asked you to do streamer
I don't even know if you can run a hundred fucking meters without dying.
I was like unlucky, bro. What can you do?
What can you do?
Oh, yeah, Hanner?
Your Twitch manager asked you?
Wait, your Twitch manager asked you?
Bro your twitch manager fucking hates you, bro. I'm not even a lot of you
Because I invited everybody personally I literally invited zero people through twitch
Ony pixel I don't think ony pixel would come to one of my events, but I'm happy he's back streaming
streaming. Finally, some good fucking content in the morning. Liam. Oh, I got to invite
super. I think super was mad that he didn't get invited to streamer games.
Dude, I'm actually pissed. I didn't get to go to fucking streamer games. See what I'm saying
Cuz Tim messaged me today during it Tim 64. These they were doing cuddle
at streamer games bro they were fucking doing IRL cuddle oh my god I'm so
fucking pissed I would have fucking nailed this shit and then he sent me the
screenshot I think I don't know what he said thank god super isn't here to super
TF isn't here to fuck this up yo I'm saying Ella retweet retweet he finally
go 55 45 mods banned this guy anyways I gotta prove this fucking chatter earlier
wrong we said it was like in 55 45 check me the pool wait is there a water on there August 2nd
germa would would would germa and his retirement play a game of volleyball
do you think goth and chespa do it you think levy would come out
Oh, by the way, I had this idea levy's down. We're gonna do a stream with levy chat. Here it is check it out
It's actually, you know what fucking let me pivot real quick. We need another list
We're doing a Gotham chess 1v10
Basically every time he wins we add a player to his multi game of chess
So it starts out me versus him like a five-minute game of chess zero time added
And you might be thinking letter. Well, he could be fucking infinite people with enough time
He he he doesn't get more time. So he like always will have five minutes or something
So like it'll be me, you know, maybe Tyler. I think Jinxie plays chess
Connor I think plays chess
Who else plays chess?
I need my chess players. Does Joe play chess?
Maybe Charlie would do it.
Oh, yeah, virtual plays chess.
Anyway, I got to set up a date for that still. Okay, wait back to my volleyball list. I'm trying to make a list of people for volleyball
How many we at one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
I would probably do six teams
I would do 30 people because then I would do two groups of three round robin and then you would have
Two teams eliminated and then you would do a top four bracket
because you would want this would probably be a one day event this is not a two day event
so that would be through sorry that would be one two wait how many games is that?
that's three six seven eight nine maybe ten games of volleyball and then a game of volleyball
Ball is like what? How long is the game of volleyball?
Maybe 30 minutes? This is like maybe like roughly speaking like a 6 to 8 hour event?
I think that's fine. Because I don't think you want to do it today. That's crazy. You
a one day six to eight hours. Oh my god, do you think fucking Courtney Shane Trevor?
they would do it. Yes, Inna might do it. RDC but not Mark Phillips. Gimme Ben.
Jody and John.
That was SOTYGOOL from Streamer U as well.
course, Wendy and Evelyn. Tina, Tina might do it. I don't want to do too many people
from out of town because then I have to pay for the flight. So I'm trying to pick people
specifically who are in the States, ideally, as opposed to buying like an international
flight for a one-day event. It just makes it a lot less feasible to do.
You're a millionaire? Yeah, but we don't do events that don't make money anymore. Check.
We're not doing it. We're not in the business of doing shit that loses money.
There's also enough talent locally, or even like in the US, that I don't need to fly
people from Europe or Asia.
That's what Streamer Games is.
This is just a chill volleyball event.
Fumi Bean?
Nah, you good.
I'm just kidding, Fumi Bean.
You could definitely be invited anytime.
Would be honor to have you.
I need H-Mong representation at my volleyball event.
It's just pronounced mong please.
I'm ignorant.
You put Jason?
Well I haven't invited anyone.
I just made a makeup list.
I have to figure out a date first.
I had to figure out a date, and then we could maybe do it.
But I think we have some good legs.
Oh, did you guys see this by the way?
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Wait, real quick.
This is important to talk about.
I feel like it might be my time.
You know, I was the number one streamer only for one month in my
careers during the sub-a-thon and now like you know Kai and speed are the
biggest streamers in the world it's not close but I think I have a feeling they
might finally retire because I have heard this new challenge they are doing is
literally going to make them quit streaming if you didn't see let's watch
the video to get
My car! Again! On hardcore!
You know how long this-
I don't want to play no bosses!
How long does this take?
Wait up for 98 hours, dude!
How many we have left?
Did we get them all?
Did we get them?
No, no, no, listen, uh...
You're going to take the warden, and I'm going to-
What? And they wanted!
What did they wanted, please?
Oh my gosh, you might be good.
What?
This stream is going to take forever!
You don't know what the warden is!
So they're doing a hardcore Minecraft run that actually starts in two days and the issue
that they decided to make things harder by including the wither the warden the elder guardian and the
ender dragon now i've actually never done this so i don't know how hard this is to be honest
i think the only one that's hard is the warden right the rest ain't that bad i'm pretty sure i
only speedrun 1.16 so i don't know shit about 1.21 or 2.2 or whatever but i'm pretty sure the wither
is like kind of fucking free and the uh or at least the elder guardian is free for sure
but the warden is the big cheese right
so this was their play through last time they've done this before this was two years ago actually
to the month. And they beat it. It took 105 hours. And they ended up getting full diamond
armor. I don't think maybe they enchanted. They definitely enchanted. But they had full
diamond armor and then they finally did it without too much risk, really. I think Kai
I had like a pumpkin hat on and they just bowed the dragon down and they won.
I feel like everyone is talking.
I've seen some of the discourse online.
People are talking like they have signed up for a death sentence.
People are talking like, oh, wow, enjoy the next two days because you're going to be
streaming forever.
This marathon's never going to end.
GG.
GG, you're cooked.
Longstream incoming like literally that's how everybody's talking for square with a small ball like the Australians play would work
Some advantage to little people who's Oli high-key Oli
high-key Oli
Professional Minecraft player
Upgrade it might be hinting that there's a massive update coming firstly the texture for maps have been significantly improved
Especially fulfilled in maps. Okay, Ollie. Are we actually a professional Minecraft player or do you just make Minecraft YouTube videos?
There's a difference here. No
Are you good, I feel like your ass
No shade bro, I'm not saying that you're not a great youtuber, I just think you're ass at Minecraft
Like I'm a Minecraft bro like straight up. You know what I mean?
Like I have a 1330
I can be done with the game before dinner. That's what I do. Okay
Professional micro player here, I genuinely think the stream may never end. I'm being so serious and
Then why does this look better than Minecraft movie? Okay, this marathon is never gonna end
This shit says warden they're gonna be there for a while
So it's really just the warden that are like right now and I'll call you like the warden. That's the problem, huh?
Okay, is this a dumb question if you just have fully enchanted diamond armor, can you just beat the warden?
You get two shot what?
Eating the warden with no armor, with no sword, and no armor.
How did he live it with no armor?
Wait, is this a dumb question, why don't you just build 4 blocks up and shoot it?
in the head.
Here's the best way to kill the warden in Minecraft.
First make sure you have a location of an ancient city as that's where you'll find
them.
Before even entering the city make sure you have the best armor possible and I mean the
best armor because this mob is no joke.
I mean it has 250 hearts and a sonic boom that goes through any type of block.
However, the Wardens' boom only reaches 20 blocks high, so the best way would be using
a bow directly above the Warden, causing the most damage.
Easy.
Make sure the bow has Power 5 and Infinity.
After about 24 shots, you'll finally defeat the Warden and get the rarest lock in the
game.
Never mind, it's the Skulk Catalyst.
What a disappointment.
Wait, okay, I have a question.
How much damage does it do when you're wearing max armor?
Oh my god, you can summon a fucking...
Golem, that's smart.
Oh, this is low key smart, bro.
This is like an Osama dose if you play Dofus.
That's clever as hell.
Get my summons to do it.
Okay, so, okay, this is a good video.
So it kills you if you have no armor.
It kills you with leather armor, one shot.
Gold armor it kills for sure.
Eye or an armor also kills you.
Okay, diamond armor, I think you live a hit, right?
Oh, okay, probably diamond, oh, another right armor.
Now you live for sure. Wow. Okay, diamond armor. Wow, Netherite. Wow.
Oh. Wow. Okay. Protect four, you take at least three hits, right? Okay, there we go.
Protect 4 with God Apple.
That's like 6 hits.
7 hits.
Okay.
What's a turtle pot?
Like defense I guess?
Oh wow.
Oh my God.
Oh the turtle pot's crazy.
Oh my God this is amazing.
Warden spawn in packs, what?
But isn't the warden blind?
Why don't you just simply like crouch and sneak around?
Do do do do do do do.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
He can smell you.
What if you throw a potion of stink?
Could you walk around a warden now hear me out
and trap it in a corner, right?
And then, but without touching it,
and then put 40 TNT on it,
and then go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
wouldn't that work?
Yeah, wait, why don't you just put it in a,
brother, why don't you just do a lava trap?
How much TNT does it take to kill the warden part to my class so cool cuz if you have a question about anything in the fucking game
There's a YouTube short about it
300
How many turtle eggs does it take 100 to feed the warden so much it explodes from food over does
How did you get out and how are you alive?
500
Oh my god, how are you still alive?
All right, 1000 likes and I'll do 10,000 TNT on it.
Well, brother, it's annoying because I wanted to watch it.
Dude I wanted to do a quick shout out to three things.
First off, can we get a wall of W's in the chat real quick?
There is this guy
Ben
Who did the entirety of tip-to-tip Japan on foot?
I saw this but I was busy with streamer games, so I haven't got to talk about it yet
But this guy Ben bro look at this
Started where we started in Kate Misaki
Satamisuki in in the south of Japan and walked to if you watch him to tip you remember this this iconic
Sata no soya soya miski the like the landmark or whatever, but he did look he did as walked at all
Isn't that crazy?
Tip-to-tip and a cyclophone really inspired me to try my own journey and as of yesterday
I completed my own tip-to-tip having done all 3,000 kilometers on foot camping along the way for charity
Took me 135 days in most of my sanity, but I would do it again
And then he thanked me because he said he would have done it without seeing those videos
Congrats the beer grows amazing finally sharing was the best part
Have you considered getting a motorcycle at speed of your travels also can you shut up the charity?
Things are asking all the proceeds went to Red Cross UK which provides humanitarian aid to those caught in crisis
clothes chose them due to their direct support they provided Gaza Ukraine in
other war zones Pog what shoes a pair of Morelle Alverstone two shoes I bought
for the walk how did camping work I feel like I barely saw well I saw more
camping in Japan in China to be fair kind of a gray area most areas were
used enough to see seeing with pilgrims and other travelers yeah I guess there's
a lot of pilgrims Wow congrats how can someone afford this since I was walking
in camping there's no combination of travel expenses. Food's really cheap. Getting here
and equipment is the only real expenses.
How does one take off half a year from work? That's a great question. I left my job actually.
Was planning to take a master's degree anyway, so left a few months earlier for the chance to do
this before. Yeah, it's so cool, bro. I thought there's a 90-day travel limit. I'm from the UK,
So I could apply for a visa extension
What is the math if you if it's 3,000 kilometers and you walk for a hundred thirty-five days
You're averaging about what like two hundred twenty kilometers. Maybe two hundred thirty kilometers a day
No, that's wrong you're I'm an idiot. It's a tenth of that you're averaging like 23 kilometers a day
I thought about how long 230 kilometers is you're walking about like 15 miles a day, right? Is that it?
15 miles a day every day
That's pretty beast that's a lot just a classy half marathon every day
god it's you know what Japan is the best place to do that on earth because you
just have a like a checkpoint you have a beautiful reliable consistent what's
the word konbini konbini every like 2 miles by the way shout out that dude also shout
out speaking of tip to tip saw this in my local stationery store and it's just my thumbnail
printed out in stationery we are white foreigners traveling by bike across Japan is what it
says in Japanese. That's funny because that wasn't even our alt in Japan. That was our
Chinese alt used for Japanese. Also, Tim, you got to get on this, bro. They're saying
we need this as a stream. We'll be right back. Screen. We need the gift, bro. Anyway, I got
R.P.
Oh Tim by the way Tim I think I think we can play no more Snake Eater it got the
streamer games Vaude demonetized which is a bummer
It's a sad day, dude. It's a sad day. It got the streamer games VOD demonetized. And then
do you want to know what Tim did? Okay, I'm going to put you in a blast real quick, Tim.
Tim, because we did this thing where after streamer games, we would run the VOD back
a second time, you know, for like different time zones and then like spam with ads. It
took away to make like a few thousand more dollars and, and, and, you know, other people
bit to watch it. He deleted the original VOD of Streamer games on my Twitch channel.
Like Day 2 is just gone. He just deleted that shit. He misclicked.
Day 2 is just GG. Shout out to multi-streaming though.
It's on YouTube who cares. See, we do lose just for your info, like hundreds of dollars.
thousands
It is it's not I don't want you to think that this is I'm not mad at you
I'm just saying I don't want you to come off thinking that this is a
Consequences this action
You still get paid off of
Like the views there
I'm not I said, I'm not mad. I just said it's not a I don't want it to be a habit
Did you invite
Adaptive streamer games. Yeah, I invited him. He said he he couldn't make it
No, I
Can talk about it now
Okay, we had 40 people attend streamer games. I probably invited a hundred people
and that's not an exaggeration. I think 100 people received a DM from me trying to get them to come.
And then of the 100, I probably had like
70 reply. And then of the 70, I probably had like 50 say yes. And then of the 50 say yes,
I had 10 dropout. I think it's probably the math if I were to figure it out.
So, like, a lot of people, all right, didn't answer, which is fine.
I'm not mad if someone doesn't answer me.
There's no expectation.
Like, sometimes I get, yeah, I can get aired.
I'm not too big to get aired.
Like, I think a lot of you guys saw I got aired by Ice Show Speed
because Ice Show Speed leaked as DMs in there.
It's just me going, bumping this, by the way.
Hey, just bumping this, by the way.
Um, but, but I don't mind getting aired, you know, I don't mind people who obviously reply
and say, no, I can't make it.
That's fine.
Obviously like others, you know, you're busy, whatever I get it.
The only people who I will blacklist in my head who are never invited to streamer games
again for as long as I run it are the people who say yes and then like you know flake
because like it just makes my life so much harder and it makes me so stressed inside and I want to
die and I get it like I get like it's busy you gotta actually go on whatever whatever whatever but
it makes me want to perish and I don't like the feeling
Uh dude, but I'm so happy it worked out.
I was so worried about team France.
I was going to compete until the Thursday before streamer games because team France,
I had four people.
I was trying to get a fifth two people of the four people dropped.
So I was down to two people.
I was down to two people.
I had two people locked and the event was like in a week.
And so I, I locked the three people, but I was going to just compete.
I was going to be like, all right, I'll just play for team France, I guess,
which I was really hoping to not do because it's a lot harder to host an
event and participate in it.
And there's, I don't bring that much value participating.
I bring a lot more hosting.
Everyone was saying just do slime in a mime outfit.
But I think for the streamers who said yes, who were like responsive,
attentive, showed up, it would be disrespectful to them.
You know what I'm saying?
Like for Magla, who was like amazing to work with or like, you know,
Joelle or whoever, whoever on team friends, if they were like, showed up and I was
like, here's slime and a mime outfit.
They're, they would probably be like, oh, that's, you know, I get it, but
that kind of feels bad.
So, I would feel it would be disrespectful to them as opposed to just making the effort
to find people.
And, by the way, the fourth and fifth people I found for Team France were Joelle and Suku,
who were probably two of my favorite people that came overall.
Like, they were so appreciative, they were so nice, they were so great to work with,
like, you know, it was like a genuine blessing. Like, I'd fucking, I'd have them back at any event.
They were great. Everyone from Team Francis is great.
Thank you for inviting Phelps. Well, I just hit up Selbit. I was like,
would you want a Portuguese broadcast? And he was like, yeah, and I was like,
would you want to cast her? And he's like, yeah, Phelps. So that was, that was him. I didn't,
I hadn't, I didn't like reach out to, I reached out to Selbit to ask his
his preference because obviously he was going to be on his stream as well.
So I didn't want to like give him a caster that he didn't like.
But Selbit was great, bro.
I think I got, I got lunch with Selbit on Friday.
We did streamer game Saturday and Sunday.
I hung out with Selbit after at the after party on Sunday.
And then on Monday yesterday, I got dinner with Selbit again.
And I still after Selbit left thought, man, we didn't get to hang out enough.
That was my first thought.
It was, damn, we did not get to hang out enough.
No, he's not added to the harem, bro.
We're both engaged men, okay?
We're both, we're both taken men.
Selbett was so cringe.
Mods
Boo get his ass get his ass before the Brazilians do
Cellbit was into it, bro
That's why this year was better than last year is because last year we did a draft in some of the teams ended up
Absolute dog shit and so the people who are part of the team stopped caring and the captain stopped caring this year
everybody cared, which is what made it cool. And so, what's
sell its biggest crime, caring too much? How can I, as someone
who runs the event, ever flame that? That's the goal, is that
they care too much. Because then that means it's important,
you know? It means they'll try hard. It means they'll, it's a
good thing. But yeah, I think that the only issue with the
draft is, the draft is really fun, but there is a social
pressure to draft your friends. And sometimes your friends are dog shit at sports.
So when I look back at like the teams from Shira games 2025, like disguised toast drafted friends,
you know, agent drafted friends, Jason, the wean drafted friends. And, and like, you know,
I have a real job like vanilla also drafted friends, but it doesn't work out for everybody.
You know, it doesn't work out for everybody.
The post team was bad, Jason's team was bad, agent's team was horrible.
So I don't know, it's funny, I think I did a better job balancing teams by hand picking
everybody than a draft did.
It shouldn't work like that, you know?
It shouldn't work like that.
Jason's team get fourth. We're talking about how missing podium is now good. Brother, he missed
podium. This year, four teams tied for fourth, maybe three teams. Team UK. Yeah, that one was a wash.
I'll give you that. That one was a wash. No, I'll give you that. That one was a wash. The other seven,
though. Great balancing. Great balancing. It might just be about picking captains who are really
sweaty because I picked captains off of people who I thought would be good vibes like agents
a great vibe but maybe agents a better player because he can fit on any team than a captain
because he's not necessarily the guy who's gonna like push his team and force them to
fucking sweat or whatever.
USA was not ass. USA was a great team that just didn't perform. I think the issue with
USA is that they divvied up the tasks incorrectly using Joe Bart and Jinxie on half and half
was a throw they threw they entered had they used Joe on you know another more athletic
event I don't exactly know what off top bull ride maybe archery perhaps yeah would have
been more valuable and then you could have Jinxie like Jinxie maybe on bull ride
but they just I think they divvied it up wrong
Jinxie was horrible I think Jinxie gets way too much shit he was not horrible
I think people are mean to Jinxie Jinxie was literally top 20 players of 40 so he's top half
he literally made every single one of his pks he just did bad in half and half that was it
And he low key into the little bit and volleyball by continually using his head to hit the ball
instead of just fucking using his hands.
But whatever.
Sometimes you troll too close to the sun, it happens.
Guys, there's a video that I wanted to watch and I think we should watch it.
And then I might, I don't know how long I'm going to stream.
So tomorrow, I'm supposed to go live at noon to play this new game with birds with, um,
like Kate Northern Lion and crew.
And then at 5pm tomorrow, I am in a Marvel token tournament.
So tomorrow's stream is going to be like 12 to like nine is going to be like a nine hour
stream or something.
Nine or 10 hours.
stream because I'm in a Marvel token tournament against actually, I think Mark Phillips and
also the Maximilian dude, which will be tough. Watch we fees new video. Is it two and a half
hours long? Because if so, I'm good on that. I also have to watch loopies new video. Yes.
We-Fee's new video is an hour and a half, yeah, no, it's not happening.
I need to set aside the time for a react day.
Maybe I'll do that Saturday, or maybe, yeah, maybe I'll do it Saturday.
We do need a big react today, because I'll show you all the videos I want to watch.
I have like four videos that I really want to watch.
These are all the videos I'm trying to watch.
It's a lot in the corner I got boom I want to watch as Joe Bart documentary I want to
watch the investigating the biggest scam in Pokemon I want to watch can I survive a Minecraft
civilization event as a single father. And I want to watch these nerdy students took Vegas for millions. And then also I forgot the We Fee's video.
What the hell?
The search for the Leviathan.
So we got a lot to go through.
When's the CS marathon starting?
I believe it'll start August 17th or 18th.
Probably August 18th, I think.
We also have to play a lot of CS2 before the marathon
because I need to get my rank in CS2 before we do the marathon.
I have so much to do, bro.
Bro, when do I get to chill?
When do you watch MrBeast?
I don't watch MrBeast videos so much unless there's like a video that I think looks particularly
cool.
Uh, alright.
Uh, all right.
Deadlock is happening Friday, y'all.
happening Friday.
Watch the Dodgers highlights from today. I already watched it. They almost made a miraculous
comeback. But I will say that Pete Crow Armstrong guy is pretty good. He's pretty good.
LUD, please play Battle Cats.
What's Battle Cats?
What is that?
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every day is a different Brovy Bro. Lacea that I'm taking this idea but I'm still gonna
run it because I don't care. Why do you not like SunnyV2? Well SunnyV2 doesn't work anymore
so I don't mind. He's retired. But I didn't like him because I thought all of his videos
We're uh just
Like waiting on someone's downfall and built on
You know talking about somebody's worst moments because that's what people click. You know what I mean?
It's kind of like the 24-hour news cycle if you ever watched anchorman 2 is based around
The negativity that you spread in news which gets you more clicks
So like the same reason mainstream news sucks is the same reason. I think sunny b2 sucks
Because it caters towards what gets the most views and what gets the most views is spreading those negativity
Thank you very much
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See met a semen demon. I've finally figured out. Thank you for the time. Get to the semen demon. Thank you the problems
I appreciate it the final smurf
Ultimate God Gamer Week.
I am doing a Brovy Bro every day, Sunday through Saturday, starting with my easiest opponents
and then getting harder as it goes.
Soda Poppin would be first, followed by Who.
Who is considered the absolute pinnacles of gaming?
Woosley with the rematch.
Shroud.
It's Timmy.
Small Ant.
He's the raid boss.
Jinxie.
Have I done a Brovy Bro against Super TF?
That's not a bad idea.
a decent list. I've already done one against Joe. I beat him twice. Oops. Thank you for
all the subs, boys. I appreciate it very much. Oh my God, double lift. I actually do need
double lift in there. Double lift is a good call. Thank you to $5 the steel, thank you
to the membership gamer Adam. 49 months on YouTube, appreciate it dude. Oh my god, do
you think Tyler would do one? Actually Tyler one's also a good call. T1, I get marked to
to do one. I would do this like November. This is like November. I've done one with
Charlie. Do your rage. I could put your rage at the beginning to pad my stats in case I
get my ass beat by the other people to get an early win.
Letters in honor to beat your ass in bull riding. Courtney, congrats on winning the
the bull riding it was honestly epic now if I'm gonna be honest I let go of the
ball early believe it don't believe it I'm a nice guy I knew that I wanted to be
rid of in the laptop because I beat Luis so bad so I let go of the ball you can
watch it back I literally go oops and I let go so but like you still earned it
because you had a great time 20 seconds crushed it
now explain yes you you actually were phenomenal very clutch
Pokemon exec drama what's Pokemon exec drama
What does that mean speaking of Pokemon I got a brand new pack
I got a brand new pack of pitch black
oh Pokemon exec is a person oh I've never heard of them in my life oh are you saying a Pokemon
executive or is there someone whose name is Pokemon exec? I'm sorry I'm I don't
know what you guys are talking about at all there's a creepy executive at the
Pokemon company who had a camera in the bathroom to look at employees oh yeah
That's um yeah, that's a crime punishable by law
Pokemon
I don't think I'll open it right now. What's the chase in it though pokemon pitch black cardless
I uh, I'm finally
Cubing's quite niche, but I think cubers are cool. I uh, I I um
I'm sorting through all of my Pokemon cards right now
Uh, you know, I've collected a lot of Pokemon cards in my day
I finally I've collected every single one of them gather them in one place and I'm making a spreadsheet of all of them
Dude, I looked through I have like the craziest shit. It's like insane what I have
It's insane it's like every single evolution's card graded I
Have like the entire set I have I have an entire
like
360 card
box of
First edition fossil all graded. I have like a bunch of Jim heroes team rocket. I have so much crazy shit
Open more I stopped opening because I was annoyed about how much shit I have and I don't even know what it is
but my game plan is I want to
My I think what I really want to do is like auction them all for like fast 53
not necessarily all of them but like any of the ones that I wouldn't keep or
something I want to sell I don't know how I'm gonna do it yet but like a
charity auction stream yeah I don't exactly know how I'm gonna do it though
but like I could put every card and then sign the case of every card and then
just have them all auctioned or something like a silent auction like I
wouldn't obviously go one by one to auction them that would take forever
ever because there's like actually 2000 cards. I thought about doing, I don't know if they've
ever done that. I thought about doing a specific what not charity stream but I don't know if they
do that. What's your rarest card? I don't know. Actually good question. My rarest card.
Because my rarest card would be whatever the highest grade is of a rare card.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
It's definitely not the Luffy Dodgers.
It could be the Charizard that I have from the Legendary Collection,
but I think it's a PS8-8, so I don't think that's it.
I have a list somewhere please don't do what not yeah well I wouldn't do what not for profit
I just mean something like what not but for charity because they're the way it works flows
in a way that's very easy to use use the app collector you can list ungraded and ungraded
cards in your collection. It's good to know. Let me see it here. I mean, goes the one making
the list for me and he made, he made, I think we have like half the cards or something listed
somewhere. Thank you, Kenny. CC chud for the five gifted things should. I appreciate that
should. I don't know where it is. It would have been that PSA 10 one piece card you talking
about my alt-art manga ace. I don't think it would have been. I mean, that's very close
though, because it is one of one. I don't think there's any black labels. So technically
the value of that's quite high. Let me see if I can find... I'm actually dead ass curious
myself this might be it no I can't find it I'll find it later
Uh, guys, I think I'm gonna end right now because I'm kind of hungry.
Uh, I'll save the videos I want to watch for another day to go to react to them and whatnot.
Part timer?
What do you mean part- boys.
I'm locked in!
Alright, let's not become the Valkyrie Twitter community.
Okay?
I'm fucking streamer games, China, okay, streamer you,
two episodes of Mogle Money, we got a lot going on.
Also, also, I have some very good news.
Oh, I found it, by the way.
I feel like this is wrong, though.
I think this is wrong.
I don't trust Yingo's list,
Because I think it misses some cards.
The card Yango has is a Team Magma Holographic Agron.
The 2004 Pokemon EX Magma vs Aqua Agron Hollow PSA 10.
But I don't think that's it.
That's worth like $2,700.
Oh, chat!
Chat!
Oh my god, you know what I will say, bro?
We Philly fans now?
Nah, bro.
I'm on the Hornets.
Give me the Hornets.
Fuck basketball.
I will say bro
To wreak scubael joining the Dodgers, I don't know if you guys saw to wreak scubael. I
Think this was a step too far. I think taking him from the Detroit Tigers was a step too far
I think to wreak scubael is
Gonna make the situation boil over with the Dodgers in a way that's gonna be negative for the team
And they did not need him
To to win they did not and I and like I get it, you know get the best place you can best you can't they just didn't need it
you know
They're a terrorist organization well, they're actually the best organization in the league right it would be better if all 30 teams
Operated like the Dodgers then if all 30 teams operated like the fucking Kansas City Royals
Like factually, you know
J's better shit was rigged. Well, Buddha, we're drifting apart now. What was it going
to say? Oh, guys, you should be happy that I'm ending the stream because guess what? I'm
gonna upload the video of me filming Road to Empress the vlog right now I got the
vlog coming right now I will warn you it's not that bad but there is an issue
Relay style race instead of 100 meters race. We've done a relay race in the past. It's not a bad idea
There is an issue
We had to blur the faces of a lot of the people that we worked with because we were told we needed to get direct permission from all of them
but they
Well, they're in China and we don't have their contact and we don't speak Chinese
So we just have to blur their faces, which is fine
But just be prepared because there's some sections that have a lot of blur
We got a couple people who we hung out with that said we didn't have the blur which is cool
How I accidentally became a Chinese movie star, I think that title actually fits
Can I say that I know I accidentally do a lot. I think this one is apt
I think this I'm actually this one. I think is legitimate
I think this is I think this is a I think this is a good I
I think this is a good use of accidentally. I know we've abused it in the past, but this is actually a good use I
Think Tim can we raid directly into the video? Hold up. Let me make the video public
All right, I made the video public it's live now on twitch and YouTube if you guys want to go watch
And I think I can do it. So when I end stream on YouTube, it
Sends you directly over
Chinese Chinese no I can only send you to live streams that is what it is
All right boys I'm out I will be back live tomorrow around noon to play walk take walk
together. Walk to get walk, um, Chudwalk. What's it called?
Big walk. I'm going to be live playing big walk tomorrow at noon
with a NL. So whole crew.
Kate stands.
Maybe Corey. I forget. I'll be there tomorrow. I'm not worried
about tonight.
Anyway, I appreciate y'all watching this just a little recap stream tomorrow should be like nine hours
And go check out. I just uploaded the vlog of me going to China with Cam and Christian
It's funny and also gives you some cool insight on my first trip to China before tip-to-tip
So if you like Chinese vlogs, we got another one
All right, y'all I'm out. Have a good one. See y'all later. Goodbye everyone. Goodbye now. Goodbye peace peace out
Peace out. Goodbye everybody. Have a good one. Good night. Peace out. Bye. Bye. Bye. I'm actually leaving for real
This is for real now. I'm going to cross my arms. Let you know it's for real
Finally that shit's over