WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.060 you 00:30.000 --> 00:32.000 You 00:53.200 --> 00:57.720 All right chat, what is up y'all him are y'all see me 01:00.000 --> 01:10.840 what is up y'all hello hello hello what is up chat yeah I can put you on the 01:10.840 --> 01:13.040 screen 01:13.040 --> 01:23.040 Waits waiting for us. 01:23.040 --> 01:24.040 Hi Jets! 01:24.040 --> 01:30.640 How's everybody doing today? 01:30.640 --> 01:31.640 You're an hour late? 01:31.640 --> 01:34.120 Ah, what can you do? 01:34.120 --> 01:35.120 Welcome back everybody. 01:35.120 --> 01:37.360 Hello, we're back in a desktop stream. 01:37.360 --> 01:39.840 It's been a minute. 01:39.840 --> 01:42.280 It's been a damn minute since we had a desktop stream. 01:42.280 --> 01:44.920 We're back with the desktop stream once again. 01:47.420 --> 01:49.420 Chat, how did we like? 01:50.840 --> 01:54.840 How did we like Streamer Games this year? 01:57.840 --> 01:58.840 Pretty good. 02:00.840 --> 02:02.040 Pretty good. 02:04.760 --> 02:06.280 Good, it was pretty good. 02:06.280 --> 02:07.280 It was hot. 02:08.360 --> 02:10.600 Oh boy, was it hot, dude. 02:10.600 --> 02:17.600 I didn't know it could get that hot. Wait, the desk? What are you talking about? 02:17.600 --> 02:20.600 It's good, right? 02:25.600 --> 02:31.600 Did it make money? I don't know. I think so, but I haven't asked for the math yet. 02:31.600 --> 02:34.600 I will figure it out like a week or two. 02:40.600 --> 02:47.920 Great games everyone was serious but not too serious. 02:47.920 --> 02:50.080 Where's the deadlock stream? 02:50.080 --> 02:57.040 I messaged Connor he said he had an appointment so he couldn't do when I was trying to do 02:57.040 --> 03:01.360 it today so I'm gonna do it Friday with him. 03:01.360 --> 03:03.360 He just wasn't available until quite late. 03:12.000 --> 03:15.000 But anyway, yeah, it was, it was, uh, we'll talk a little bit about it. 03:15.000 --> 03:19.280 We got, we're going to watch some of the, uh, Streamer games moments, but I think it went fire. 03:19.280 --> 03:20.180 I was pumped about it. 03:20.680 --> 03:21.840 Thank you everyone who tuned in. 03:21.840 --> 03:23.040 We crushed. 03:23.720 --> 03:25.440 I don't know if y'all saw the final numbers. 03:25.480 --> 03:27.040 It crushed. 03:27.720 --> 03:29.400 Streamer games is here. 03:29.400 --> 03:32.360 Blue expectations out the damn water 03:36.160 --> 03:42.520 Then Kelly suited out no yeah, dude. Okay first off can I ask why are they using this as 03:43.160 --> 03:48.740 The streamer games sort of you know like page or logo 03:50.160 --> 03:52.160 Doesn't feel super 03:52.160 --> 04:02.840 Anyway, but yeah, it it it got 512,000 peak viewers 04:03.280 --> 04:06.040 God damn half a mill bro 04:06.560 --> 04:09.320 half a mill peak viewers in an average 04:10.680 --> 04:13.080 418,000 which is pretty hype 04:14.040 --> 04:16.040 That's a W 04:17.120 --> 04:19.040 That's a big win 04:19.040 --> 04:21.200 It was a I think it's our most viewed 04:23.100 --> 04:25.100 Ever by like a hundred thousand or something 04:27.220 --> 04:31.340 So we'll see we'll see what what I think I'm for sure doing it next year 04:31.340 --> 04:37.960 I don't know if I want to do international. I said I would do a draft. Maybe I'll do an international draft 04:38.040 --> 04:41.680 I don't know yet. I don't know yet. I'll have to think about it a bit 04:42.740 --> 04:44.740 But I think it was 04:44.740 --> 04:55.460 seven continents. So you know, okay, you know the seventh continent is Antarctica, right? 04:55.460 --> 05:03.420 Like just to clarify, we had someone from six continents. The seventh continent isn't 05:03.420 --> 05:11.900 really, no one's there. I'm not going to get a polar bear. Oh, what if I got a polar bear? 05:11.900 --> 05:16.500 And then the caption was, what's the polar bear doing? 05:16.500 --> 05:20.020 And then we just have it fucking compete. 05:20.020 --> 05:21.860 We just have it compete. 05:21.860 --> 05:24.260 We just have Joe Bart race against a polar bear. 05:24.260 --> 05:26.740 Could be the move. 05:26.740 --> 05:28.580 Are polar bears even in Antarctica? 05:28.580 --> 05:31.300 I feel like polar bears are in the north. 05:31.300 --> 05:32.300 No? 05:32.300 --> 05:34.860 Polar bears, where from? 05:34.860 --> 05:35.980 Polar bears, where from? 05:35.980 --> 05:38.540 Polar bears are native to the Arctic. 05:38.540 --> 05:40.020 Is that the same as Antarctica? 05:40.020 --> 05:41.140 I don't think so. 05:42.460 --> 05:44.280 Whoa! 05:44.280 --> 05:46.360 They interbreed. 05:46.360 --> 05:48.140 Oh, that's different than inbred. 05:48.140 --> 05:49.300 That's when I see. 05:50.160 --> 05:52.020 They can breed, I see. 05:52.020 --> 05:53.260 Like donkey and horse. 05:54.320 --> 05:55.460 That, I was excited. 05:55.460 --> 05:57.600 I was like, oh my God, my people. 05:57.600 --> 05:58.700 But anyway, it was fire. 05:58.700 --> 06:00.340 I was pumped at the event. 06:00.340 --> 06:02.500 I appreciate everybody who tuned in. 06:03.660 --> 06:07.780 Obviously, couple hiccups, 06:07.780 --> 06:12.780 But all in all, pumped with it, pumped with it. 06:12.940 --> 06:14.600 Guys, we're on a heater. 06:15.460 --> 06:16.840 We need to cool down a little bit. 06:16.840 --> 06:19.420 We're on too much of a heater right now. 06:19.420 --> 06:21.260 Also today, 06:21.260 --> 06:24.140 You are a team like me, Aga. 06:24.140 --> 06:29.140 Today, after stream, we are going to upload the vlog, 06:29.620 --> 06:33.240 going to China to record Road to Empress. 06:33.240 --> 06:37.040 My road to Empress vlog is coming out today 06:40.800 --> 06:45.740 And we have so let me let me catch you guys up. Let me catch everybody to speed you guys might be like, okay 06:46.600 --> 06:48.600 We were we're on a heater 06:49.040 --> 06:55.480 Surely things are gonna cool down now. Okay. No, it's the fucking opposite 06:56.360 --> 06:58.360 We're speeding things up. I 06:59.160 --> 07:01.480 Recorded two mogul monies yesterday 07:02.120 --> 07:08.300 Group one was my streamer games group. I'm just gonna leak it straight up. We had Katie B 07:09.360 --> 07:12.020 Wardrobe in Joe Barre banger 07:12.600 --> 07:17.320 Okay, that'll come out in two to three weeks depending on prezzo's mindset grind set 07:18.240 --> 07:19.600 then 07:19.600 --> 07:24.000 Next week we have lies of P marathon 07:24.520 --> 07:26.520 Which if you don't know I 07:26.560 --> 07:30.880 Think most people know the game, but it's like a indie souls like game is like one of squeaks his favorite game 07:30.880 --> 07:38.060 We're gonna be marathoning lies of pee go live till we beat it then the week after that 07:38.520 --> 07:45.180 We're doing the CS to marathon with the yard boys and Josh man rode to 16k 07:48.880 --> 07:52.380 And then maybe I get to chill after that 07:53.600 --> 07:55.600 Then maybe get to show up for that 07:55.600 --> 07:59.180 No, Screeks will not be in the Lies of P Marathon. 07:59.180 --> 08:03.440 Oh, and then we're doing an IRL F Slur Day, I believe. 08:03.440 --> 08:05.840 After the CS2 Marathon. 08:05.840 --> 08:08.000 But anyway, that's the gameplay. 08:08.000 --> 08:10.000 Look, we got some shit going on. 08:10.000 --> 08:11.760 Are you gonna do DLC? 08:11.760 --> 08:14.160 So here's what I think, tell me if I'm wrong. 08:14.160 --> 08:16.800 I think I want a marathon-based game, 08:16.800 --> 08:20.240 but I wanna play DLC a different day, 08:20.240 --> 08:22.560 rather than include it in the marathon. 08:22.560 --> 08:30.800 Cuz I feel like I'll really want to end my stream cuz I'll be tired and I'll rush through the DLC and I'd rather just do my own 08:31.320 --> 08:33.320 DLC day later 08:33.480 --> 08:35.960 Separate but it doesn't need to be part of the marathon 08:36.920 --> 08:43.680 Cuz I find myself like really wanting to cuz I'm just fucking tired bar, you know, I like rushing through shit 08:45.240 --> 08:47.240 And the base game is good enough 08:47.240 --> 08:50.360 Thank you for all the subs, I appreciate it. 08:50.360 --> 08:53.480 Jono, Mr. Hayden, Blairys. 08:53.480 --> 08:56.440 Yeah, the game's not too long. 08:56.440 --> 08:58.720 I think I can do it in like three days. 08:58.720 --> 09:03.720 But if I add the DLC, it becomes like five days, probably. 09:03.720 --> 09:14.920 Yo, question, how did you pull accusing me of stealing 7K from a jail out of your ass? 09:14.920 --> 09:17.960 Oh, this is one of the people who I met after Streamer Games. 09:17.960 --> 09:19.960 I met a lot of you guys after Streamer Games. 09:19.960 --> 09:22.520 Okay, uh, I'm just gonna fucking say it. 09:22.520 --> 09:23.960 Alright, let me be the bad guy. 09:23.960 --> 09:25.800 So, after Streamer Games, I do this every year. 09:25.800 --> 09:26.920 I meet with every single person. 09:26.920 --> 09:28.040 I do this after every event. 09:28.040 --> 09:29.320 But if I ever have an in-person event, 09:29.320 --> 09:31.720 I meet after the event with every single person 09:31.720 --> 09:33.240 who came in person. 09:33.240 --> 09:36.120 And I get a picture or sign some shit or whatever. 09:36.120 --> 09:37.560 And most of the time, I tell them like, 09:37.560 --> 09:40.600 hey, I'm not like, why do you want my signatures useless? 09:40.600 --> 09:43.480 And just let's grab a picture and talk or whatever. 09:43.480 --> 09:44.280 So anyway, I did that. 09:44.280 --> 09:48.920 I went and I did it both days and I was there for like frickin four hours. It was great 09:49.320 --> 09:56.240 But I will say okay, and I'm just gonna throw this out generally probably 70 people asked for a job guys 09:56.240 --> 09:59.280 I'm not hiring y'all. Okay. No shade 09:59.960 --> 10:05.120 No disrespect, but I've already done the higher 70 people gig 10:05.520 --> 10:10.040 Okay, and I'll tell you what it ended in it wasn't 85 happy employees 10:10.040 --> 10:16.920 It was 70 people without a job again. All right. I don't I don't got room for 70 people 10:18.640 --> 10:24.400 Also thing number two if you're in high school stop asking me questions full stop 10:25.440 --> 10:28.360 Okay, and I mean this again with zero disrespect 10:28.480 --> 10:34.000 But I feel like sometimes a high schooler comes up to me and they're like dude fucking love what you do 10:34.000 --> 10:37.400 I don't really know what I want to do, but I love to work for you 10:37.400 --> 10:41.960 I'm like, oh yeah, what do you like to do? And they're like, I'll do anything. And I'm like, oh, 10:42.520 --> 10:47.160 so it's my job to figure out what you're going to do for the rest of your life. 10:47.800 --> 10:52.520 I already had to do that for me. And I didn't like it the first time. I don't want to do it again. 10:54.760 --> 11:01.400 Like you have some, you know, you need to have some direction of what you want to do 11:02.760 --> 11:06.280 and then bring value, not just be like, I'll do anything. 11:06.280 --> 11:12.880 I'll do anything because you probably do anything, but not well and it's more work to figure that out 11:12.880 --> 11:16.720 So I feel like a lot of people struggle with that a lot of people struggle with that I 11:17.420 --> 11:23.600 Think they think about the place they'd like to work at more than what they would like to do and I don't blame you by the way 11:23.600 --> 11:26.100 I hit okay. This is a self-report. I 11:26.600 --> 11:28.000 Had a few dream jobs going up 11:28.000 --> 11:34.620 My first dream job was working at Nintendo power and then they shut down Nintendo power and I was like fuck and then my second dream job 11:34.620 --> 11:41.940 was to be at Pixar Studios Pixar animation, you know, like, you know Pixar like Toy Story, whatever 11:42.500 --> 11:49.220 Because a I really like Pixar movies and B I watched a documentary on Pixar and 11:49.900 --> 11:53.420 They have this is true a cereal bar 11:54.300 --> 11:56.300 adverse at their like 11:56.820 --> 11:58.820 Studio at their at their office 11:59.220 --> 12:02.900 They just have unlimited cereal and cereals my favorite food 12:02.900 --> 12:09.780 So I wanted to work at Pixar literally just for the cereal. I watched this video right here 12:12.180 --> 12:13.940 I 12:13.940 --> 12:16.340 Watch as I was 16 years old. I was like, yeah, I'll do this 12:24.820 --> 12:27.700 Pixar has a cereal bar not just any cereal bar 12:27.700 --> 12:35.080 It has the grand daddy of cereal bars and cereal has definitely played an interesting and integral part of how we make our 12:35.080 --> 12:37.640 Women's Pixar. I wanted cereal so bad 12:38.560 --> 12:41.720 So I thought I would apply and then 12:42.320 --> 12:43.680 and 12:43.680 --> 12:45.480 then I 12:45.480 --> 12:51.320 Had to figure out what role I was gonna apply for and I realized I didn't want to fucking animate cuz that sounded fucking miserable 12:51.880 --> 12:57.480 So I think I applied as a janitor or like I then called a janitor office administrator 12:57.700 --> 12:59.260 I didn't get it. 12:59.260 --> 13:01.020 I didn't get it is what it is. 13:01.020 --> 13:03.260 But anyway, I start with the same thing, so I get it. 13:03.260 --> 13:04.600 I get it. 13:04.600 --> 13:07.360 But y'all just need some direction. 13:07.360 --> 13:09.120 Direction. 13:09.120 --> 13:10.820 And then the other thing a lot of you guys did, 13:10.820 --> 13:14.280 I had like probably 17 people. 13:14.280 --> 13:16.760 I'll go, Ludwig, what do I gotta do to get out 13:16.760 --> 13:20.020 on the field next year to compete in streamer games? 13:20.020 --> 13:21.460 And then every time, I was like, 13:21.460 --> 13:24.500 bro, be a successful streamer. 13:24.500 --> 13:31.020 Because it and I like no shade, but they were they had never streamed before in their life 13:32.060 --> 13:35.940 They're like what do I got to do to get out and streamer games? I'm like it low key. It's in the title 13:37.340 --> 13:41.220 It's in the title. It's not like a secret 13:41.220 --> 13:54.660 Let me tag the entirety of my discord, let them know I'm live, hold up, let me do my 13:54.660 --> 13:58.660 job. 13:58.660 --> 14:00.660 Recapping streamer games 14:06.260 --> 14:10.200 Cutie or sleep with the guy who runs it shrug 14:11.420 --> 14:16.160 Fiance you literally have a more successful event than I've ever created 14:17.980 --> 14:19.980 Maybe make a viewers team 14:22.660 --> 14:27.720 Dude, I could I could not think of a worse idea. I'm trying I'm sitting here. I genuinely think 14:28.660 --> 14:35.220 And like I just can't imagine the universe where the streamer viewer team is like 14:35.700 --> 14:37.700 Not the most uncomfortable thing ever 14:38.420 --> 14:42.940 It does sound disastrous. It does sound disastrous 14:49.180 --> 14:51.180 By any way chat 14:51.180 --> 15:20.180 Streamer games is electric. There's a video that Red Bull dropped with some of the highlights from it and I wanted to take a look. I'm actually uploading a video from streamer games but it's going to be really cool because we had a confessional booth recording the entire weekend and every now and then streamers would go into the booth and talk crazy shit about their teammates. 15:20.180 --> 15:27.900 So, we'll be able to edit those in to create storylines, you know, like it's Love Island 15:27.900 --> 15:31.820 or some shit about every team. 15:31.820 --> 15:39.580 Tyler won, I think I could upload a video on Ludwin of Tyler won in the booth for 25 15:39.580 --> 15:40.580 minutes. 15:40.580 --> 15:43.100 I think he was in that booth more than anyone. 15:43.100 --> 15:51.200 The shit he said about Joe Bart, Jinxie, Yana, and Maury probably get Tyler canceled straight up. 15:52.400 --> 15:53.900 He was a demon in that booth. 15:54.400 --> 15:56.800 A different and older Tyler came out. 15:57.300 --> 15:59.900 A pre-father Tyler came out in that booth. 16:01.300 --> 16:02.600 I don't even know if I can upload it raw. 16:02.700 --> 16:04.000 I don't know if I legally can do it. 16:07.100 --> 16:08.400 Yeah, it's like Total Drama Island. 16:09.400 --> 16:11.200 But anyway, that will have that video come out. 16:11.200 --> 16:17.440 But in the meantime, I wanted to look at the highlights of what happened on broadcast. 16:18.480 --> 16:19.800 So let's take a look together. 16:19.800 --> 16:24.760 This is from Rebels, the 20 most insane moments from Streamer Games 2026. 16:24.880 --> 16:25.360 How's it look? 16:30.880 --> 16:31.960 Bro, half and half. 16:32.000 --> 16:33.560 Oh my gosh, my nightmare. 16:33.840 --> 16:37.560 So half and half was supposed to be cooler because we had this tech that 16:37.560 --> 16:44.720 Automate where we had two scales and you put it on the scale and then like boom and it pops up with the exact difference 16:44.800 --> 16:48.360 But it broke like minutes before is supposed to start 16:48.600 --> 16:54.080 So I had two regular scales and I had to do the math live 16:54.640 --> 17:01.160 Which is a worse visual experience although it gets the same information at the end of the day and it's a bit slower 17:01.960 --> 17:05.000 So a little unlucky. It wasn't because it overheated 17:05.000 --> 17:12.760 it was because the amount of live streams and TVUs and backpacks, like the Wi-Fi stopped working. 17:12.760 --> 17:17.640 And then in practice, it worked well because there was less Wi-Fi drainage or something. 17:17.640 --> 17:22.520 Kind of like when you're at a stadium and it says 5G, but you can't even send a text. 17:22.520 --> 17:28.200 It's kind of like that. So it worked. It was just visually not what I was wanting it to be. 17:29.560 --> 17:32.600 Just do this one. Great, Tim. I think there's a tier list of games. 17:32.600 --> 17:35.120 Can you pull that up? I want to make it a games tier list after this 17:36.320 --> 17:42.420 My math was pretty fast shout out my mental math like a little over the stand, but it's better to have a visual 17:43.280 --> 17:45.280 12 seconds left guys 17:48.800 --> 17:50.800 Let's take a look 17:51.080 --> 17:57.420 What do you think? That's pretty good number to be to 17 grams. Okay, this first half 17:57.880 --> 17:59.880 Is a hundred twenty five grams? 17:59.880 --> 18:05.160 Oh my god, oh my god, it's a hundred twenty-seven 18:07.160 --> 18:09.160 Two grans is insane by the way 18:10.800 --> 18:16.320 Like a gram is a such a such a small unit of measurement 18:16.920 --> 18:19.760 It's such a tiny unit of measurement 18:29.880 --> 18:43.140 I mean this is just like a fun throw my real throat my second one early Mexico and first 18:43.140 --> 18:44.140 U.S. 18:44.140 --> 18:45.140 A. 18:45.140 --> 18:55.140 That was some ass. 18:55.140 --> 18:57.780 That's crazy. 18:57.780 --> 19:00.260 The cameraman even got faked out. 19:00.260 --> 19:04.540 It was so bad the cameraman couldn't keep up with the dog shit that he had produced. 19:04.540 --> 19:05.540 W. 19:05.540 --> 19:08.180 A paper ball would make it farther. 19:08.180 --> 19:09.180 Hold up. 19:09.180 --> 19:10.180 I'm running way too many ads. 19:10.180 --> 19:11.380 Hold up. 19:11.380 --> 19:14.080 I'm looking at how many at my ad density. It's crazy. 19:14.920 --> 19:18.120 Oh my God. My identity is insane. I apologize. Holy fuck. 19:18.760 --> 19:22.560 I was on 22 and a half minute of ads. I'm sorry, chat. What the hell? 19:23.360 --> 19:28.120 That's on me. I just looked at the amount of ads. Jesus. 19:29.440 --> 19:30.440 Hopefully all subs. 19:31.320 --> 19:34.400 This right here is a kamikaze playing. Okay. 19:35.920 --> 19:40.920 So all right. I was, I was part of the issue with streamer games. 19:40.920 --> 19:44.280 is it has a $0 prize pool. 19:44.280 --> 19:44.960 Jackass. 19:44.960 --> 19:47.280 Literally $0. 19:47.280 --> 19:51.040 But streamers are so sweaty. 19:51.040 --> 19:55.680 They are constantly trying to break every single rule. 19:55.680 --> 20:02.280 And I have to be the decider of what is towing the lines in legal and fair fun. 20:02.280 --> 20:04.600 And what is outright bullshit. 20:04.600 --> 20:06.200 And it's difficult. 20:06.200 --> 20:08.280 It's very difficult. 20:08.280 --> 20:13.880 Because they will argue like it is a high school debate club like if I say no to agent here 20:13.880 --> 20:19.360 He goes well you supplied the paper and the scissors and the in the tape. What am I supposed to do? 20:19.360 --> 20:22.320 This is all I made you didn't tell me beforehand. I would have made something else 20:22.600 --> 20:29.040 Bro, and then V8 don't even get me started on VAR fuck me with the VAR 20:30.120 --> 20:36.220 God damn it, bro. I came in thinking VAR is gonna be so fun, bro 20:36.220 --> 20:44.580 We're gonna do this. We're gonna take a look at the replay. It'll be exciting. And then it just happened to be like a 20:46.120 --> 20:51.180 It felt like it just took the wind out of the sails for a couple of events 20:51.180 --> 20:55.120 It wasn't bad in certain events like in dodgeball 20:55.420 --> 20:59.160 But sometimes it's just like it just takes the wind out of the sails 20:59.320 --> 21:04.840 It feels like we're cruising everything's going and it's like it was really bad on Simon says it was really bad 21:04.840 --> 21:06.040 We'll talk about that later. 21:06.040 --> 21:07.640 Okay, it's not gonna make us safe. 21:07.640 --> 21:10.140 It's not, it will not make us safe landing. 21:10.140 --> 21:12.680 But it's gonna make us somewhere. 21:12.680 --> 21:15.580 Somebody called it a sub sandwich earlier, but... 21:15.580 --> 21:16.420 Does this count? 21:16.420 --> 21:18.460 It is paper and tape, and that's all we gave them. 21:18.460 --> 21:19.720 All right, this counts. 21:19.720 --> 21:21.960 This is the paper airplane. 21:21.960 --> 21:24.300 If you'd like to take a close-up. 21:24.300 --> 21:41.420 Wow. Wow. Wow. Team Rexcoe is leading. Dante takes a step. If he falls, his team will lose. 21:41.420 --> 21:46.580 Dude, crate stack was lit. I would say one thing about crate stack. Two minutes shorter 21:46.580 --> 21:50.620 and it's money. It's money. Maybe three minutes shorter. We gave an eight minute time limit. 21:50.620 --> 21:54.080 Maybe it should have been five minutes. Because for whatever reason, I don't even know why 21:54.080 --> 22:00.720 they did this, but they started playing this game of chicken. It was unnecessary. There was no 22:00.720 --> 22:07.040 advantage to playing a game of chicken because we counted the highest spot that you got to. 22:07.600 --> 22:12.400 Well, for whatever reason, they just adopted this meta where they would get like a little bit up and 22:12.400 --> 22:17.120 then wait for them to catch up. And then it's like, there's no reason to do it. There's genuinely 22:17.120 --> 22:21.280 zero reason. It does not matter if you fall first. And we were very clear about that. But 22:21.280 --> 22:26.680 But I think it was maybe like partially fear and partially slowing down or whatever. 22:26.680 --> 22:29.800 But they all kept running the game of chicken. 22:29.800 --> 22:31.800 25 seconds. 22:37.800 --> 22:41.800 Team Canada's in the lead. 15 seconds. Team Canada's winning. 22:43.800 --> 22:45.800 10 seconds. 10 seconds. 22:45.800 --> 22:47.800 Team Mexico, you need to step up one more time. 22:47.800 --> 22:50.800 You need to go. You need to go. 22:50.800 --> 22:56.800 Six, five, four, three, two, one. 22:56.800 --> 23:00.940 Time is over. 23:00.940 --> 23:07.580 Dude it's crazy like how it must I would next year we should get like like a GoPro on their 23:07.580 --> 23:14.900 helmet because their POV must be so crazy because they're up there wobbling like somebody 23:14.900 --> 23:19.940 walking on a tightrope across the Empire State Building and then you're watching it from 23:19.940 --> 23:23.620 here and it's like yeah it's about the height of Martin like you know what I mean it's like 23:23.620 --> 23:28.500 Yeah, it's about roughly roughly six feet and change. It's not that bad 23:29.140 --> 23:33.300 But they're up there like whoa, whoa, and I know it's scary up there, too 23:33.300 --> 23:39.060 So I don't blame them for it. It's just funny how how different it looks from down here 23:45.700 --> 23:49.620 Dude this that was sick steps up with both knees before cats up 23:53.620 --> 24:10.380 That was such a sick ult. 24:10.380 --> 24:11.780 I'm glad that strat works. 24:11.780 --> 24:14.620 It was just fun to watch the double knee strat. 24:14.620 --> 24:17.540 So if you don't know, bro, Craystack is a thing. 24:17.540 --> 24:23.220 We didn't invent Craystack, but Craystack Climbing, if you look it up, deadass every 24:23.220 --> 24:29.320 Every single good cratesacker does this. 24:29.320 --> 24:35.220 They do 1 by 1 climbs where they are climbing in the holes of the crate. 24:35.220 --> 24:43.060 And it's way faster and you can get way higher. 24:43.060 --> 24:51.620 But I don't think our competitors were able to even envision doing a 1 by 1 ever since 24:51.620 --> 25:04.780 the two by one meta got started. Because like this is secure as hell. I mean obviously it's 25:04.780 --> 25:11.860 easier when you're smaller. But like this is a man. This is a man doing it. With rock 25:11.860 --> 25:19.060 climbing shoes, but still a man. And that look how tall that is. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 25:19.060 --> 25:25.780 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, so two off of Maya. What did Maya get? Did Maya get 16 or she get 18? 25:25.780 --> 25:28.220 What did she get? She did high. She might have gotten 18, right? 25:31.460 --> 25:35.820 The how's her feet there. There's like little holes which are handles for the crates. 25:46.380 --> 25:48.380 Anyway, that I was surprised no one tried it. 25:49.060 --> 25:56.780 I don't give it up for team Canada though. 25:56.780 --> 25:59.340 Saving the two greats track for the very end. 25:59.340 --> 26:01.620 Is that something you had talked about? 26:01.620 --> 26:02.620 Not at all. 26:02.620 --> 26:04.620 It's kind of like after a gap with who you're having. 26:04.620 --> 26:05.620 It's half way through. 26:05.620 --> 26:07.860 I think it's like me and Martin were on the same wavelength. 26:07.860 --> 26:10.620 Like I can sort of sentence him to finish it. 26:10.620 --> 26:11.620 UK tried it. 26:11.620 --> 26:17.060 I don't know if Gart tried the one but he tried like a three but Gart, Gart, Gart 26:17.060 --> 26:46.060 innovated. Okay. Maybe it didn't work out. You know, it's like, you ever hear the stories of people who tried to fly before we figured out planes? You know, they made a wingsuit and they jumped off the Eiffel Tower. A lot of people laugh at those, at those guys, they're innovators. They needed to fall so the others could fly. So, you know, it just didn't work out. And another universe that, you know, that's, that's the right brother. Just didn't work out. 26:47.060 --> 26:49.060 You didn't do that. 26:49.060 --> 26:51.060 Benji, talk to me here. 26:51.060 --> 26:53.060 You got first place last time. 26:53.060 --> 26:55.060 Everybody thought of me. Everybody said I sucked. 26:55.060 --> 26:57.060 They said I was not going to do it. 26:57.060 --> 26:59.060 And here we are. Number one. 26:59.060 --> 27:01.060 I'm going right now. 27:01.060 --> 27:03.060 Benji, whenever you're ready, let the big one fly. 27:11.060 --> 27:13.060 Oh my god! 27:13.060 --> 27:15.060 Yeah, that was electric. That was electric. 27:15.060 --> 27:16.420 Paper airplane toss was tough. 27:16.420 --> 27:19.940 So paper airplane toss initially was going to be up here, 27:19.940 --> 27:21.300 if you can see kind of next to my, 27:21.300 --> 27:22.820 like next to Benji's head here. 27:22.820 --> 27:25.220 And these, this is where the casters were 27:25.220 --> 27:26.180 on this little balcony. 27:26.180 --> 27:27.320 We're going to bring them up there 27:27.320 --> 27:30.300 and then measure from way up there. 27:30.300 --> 27:32.740 But then it was kind of hard to measure 27:32.740 --> 27:35.100 because there was no like track. 27:35.100 --> 27:36.940 It was like random. 27:36.940 --> 27:39.220 It was just a bunch of random shit. 27:39.220 --> 27:41.460 And so it was like, you had to use like a gun 27:41.460 --> 27:43.060 that measures distance or something. 27:43.060 --> 27:44.740 And so then I was like, okay, what if we do it on the field? 27:44.740 --> 27:48.820 we had like one of those giant cranes or like, I forget what you call them, but like the 27:48.820 --> 27:52.780 thing that lifts up people is like, and it lifts up people. So we're going to use one 27:52.780 --> 27:58.180 of those and we had an operator and then, and then, uh, the people who loaned it came 27:58.180 --> 28:02.080 back to us and they said, you can't fucking use that. And so then we, we, we had this 28:02.080 --> 28:07.180 riser made like literally the day before the contest or maybe the morning of the first 28:07.180 --> 28:12.700 day. And, uh, and it wasn't as high as I initially thought we, I want like how, how, I wanted 28:12.700 --> 28:16.540 when I thought of paper airplane, but it, you know, it ended up working out. 28:20.380 --> 28:21.700 18.25. 28:24.940 --> 28:26.340 Cake will be your final round. 28:26.340 --> 28:30.700 Team UK, come on up and select one of the three cakes here. 28:31.500 --> 28:32.340 That's good. 28:32.340 --> 28:33.780 It's just started. 28:35.060 --> 28:36.380 There you go. 28:36.380 --> 28:38.660 Yeah, it was having a fun to watch on stream. 28:38.660 --> 28:42.180 I think it was bad live because there wasn't much visual to see. 28:42.700 --> 28:44.700 I shortened it a lot 28:45.140 --> 28:49.980 It's funny how a show goes like when a show is happening like you have to adapt very quickly 28:50.100 --> 28:55.200 So when I realized the tech wasn't working initially half-and-half was supposed to be way different 28:55.220 --> 28:58.100 It was supposed to be eight come eight teams 28:58.500 --> 29:03.940 One is eliminated like Battle Royale and then seven ones eliminated six ones eliminated it five ones eliminated 29:03.940 --> 29:06.900 And then when there are four left it was supposed to be a bracket a 29:07.460 --> 29:11.460 Bracket here and a bracket here and then a third place match in a finals 29:11.460 --> 29:19.740 I cut all that like instantly the moment I realized the tech didn't work and we it was much shorter because there's only one two 29:20.580 --> 29:25.220 eight to six six four four two and then a few hours only four matches 29:25.920 --> 29:27.920 It was supposed to be probably twice as long 29:28.940 --> 29:30.940 And I cut like all of it 29:34.660 --> 29:40.420 Which I think was a good call give it up but see more why it was still an hour. I know it's gonna be two hours 29:40.420 --> 29:45.380 They're currently in first, they would extend their lead if they're able to win this. 29:45.380 --> 29:46.380 What cake you going for? 29:46.380 --> 29:49.220 OK, ready, three, two, one, go. 29:50.220 --> 29:51.460 OK. Yeah. 29:52.980 --> 29:59.820 Dude, when I fucking hit the watermelon, the Ortiz sisters had 29:59.820 --> 30:02.820 and then they blamed me for the bad measurement. 30:04.340 --> 30:06.460 Oh, my God, I was so stressed. 30:06.940 --> 30:10.140 I was so stressed because they don't play 30:10.140 --> 30:15.140 about they don't play about the Ortiz. This is on TikTok. All right. Wendy's got shooters, 30:15.140 --> 30:21.620 bro. And I was like, I was like, fuck me, bro. I'm going to, I already can see the posts 30:21.620 --> 30:27.140 hosted the event Ludwig after team Mexico trying to get them to lose. And I was like, 30:27.140 --> 30:32.180 no. And I was trying, I was trying to make it because I just saw them struggling. I was 30:32.180 --> 30:36.780 trying to, but it did. So, but anyway, I'm happy that we had them redo it. We did it 30:36.780 --> 30:47.020 by percent and and and and and ball don't lie. That worked out. Ball don't lie. OK. Your 30:47.020 --> 30:52.180 solution still fucked them. No, that's insane, by the way. Hold on. The solution I gave was 30:52.180 --> 30:59.460 very it was honestly very, very fair to them. It was very, very fair. It was literally a 30:59.460 --> 31:26.460 I did not scam Team Mexico, bro. I literally gave them a recut and the RICO was even more 31:26.460 --> 31:30.260 literally gave them a recut and the recut was easier. 31:30.260 --> 31:32.060 Oh, it's a 14 gram difference. 31:32.060 --> 31:34.060 I don't know how you did it. 31:34.060 --> 31:38.060 Summits is up, summits is down, summits is nose, summits is belly, summits is nose, summits 31:38.060 --> 31:42.460 is belly, summits is shoulder, summits is top, summits is top, hands up, hands up, you're 31:42.460 --> 31:44.560 out, you're out, summits is hands. 31:44.560 --> 31:46.860 How the fuck did Sakura fuck this up on hindsight? 31:46.860 --> 31:47.860 It's his top. 31:47.860 --> 31:51.380 Oh, she did this thing where she wasn't looking. 31:51.380 --> 31:53.300 She was just listening. 31:53.300 --> 31:56.740 And so when he said Simon says tap, she jumped to her head. 31:56.740 --> 32:02.020 Simon says stop, hands up, hands up, you're out, you're out, Simon says hands up, wave 32:02.020 --> 32:06.580 it around, wave it around, you're out, Simon says wave, Simon says stop, hands down, hands 32:06.580 --> 32:10.780 down, you're out, you're out, and then there were two. 32:10.780 --> 32:22.140 I will say, okay, Simon says, or not, how should I phrase this? 32:22.140 --> 32:33.820 off. Okay. Desculpe. Desculpe me, Portugese brothers and sisters around the world. Please 32:34.540 --> 32:45.100 don't shoot me. Please. I fucked up. Please don't fucking shoot me in the fucking skull. I fucked up. 32:45.100 --> 32:48.700 up, brother, all my ass. 32:50.180 --> 32:52.540 They're all my ass, please. 32:52.540 --> 32:56.420 Because in their defense, I did fucking bite at Selbit. 32:56.420 --> 32:58.020 All right. I did get fucking mad. 32:58.020 --> 32:59.340 And I wasn't mad at Selbit. 32:59.340 --> 33:07.860 I was just mad at, uh, like how VAR combined with Simon says. 33:08.620 --> 33:09.100 That was it. 33:09.100 --> 33:11.660 It's because Simon says it's like this game that's kind of fun 33:11.740 --> 33:13.660 and it's like kind of fun to have a winner. 33:13.660 --> 33:21.580 And it was like Simon Says basically like just destroyed by VAR because you have to stop it and then get someone out. 33:21.860 --> 33:24.380 And I think I think here's the honest truth of VAR. 33:25.220 --> 33:29.180 You should only be able to call VAR on yourself, not somebody else. 33:29.780 --> 33:33.620 Like I don't think you should be able to VAR somebody else being out. 33:34.060 --> 33:37.540 You should VAR yourself getting out that you disagree with. 33:38.100 --> 33:39.420 It's not like an attack. 33:39.420 --> 33:40.980 You know what I mean? 33:40.980 --> 33:43.700 It's like a ruling on yourself that you wanted to change. 33:43.700 --> 33:45.840 So like, for example, in like, uh, 33:46.980 --> 33:51.240 like in, in dodgeball, you would use it if you got out or you think you got someone out or whatever. 33:51.640 --> 33:53.180 It's like an appeal in that sense. 33:53.840 --> 34:01.740 Um, but I think you just like, if you look at Simon says, like people are cheating constantly and like, I wish people just didn't cheat. 34:02.500 --> 34:03.200 Straight up. 34:03.600 --> 34:04.440 That's my dream. 34:05.000 --> 34:07.780 But people cheat and damn near every fucking event. 34:08.740 --> 34:14.500 Like in genuinely every event is disrespectful to Steve max. Ah, he can fucking he's fine 34:14.860 --> 34:20.260 That's you're a soft as fuck. He gets paid a shit ton of money. It's like he's fine. You know what makes up for it 34:20.260 --> 34:22.800 The money that's what the money's for okay madmen 34:23.540 --> 34:26.820 It's disrespectful. That's what the money's for he's fine 34:27.380 --> 34:32.700 But I think like people are cheating constantly every event. It's insane people are cheating in musical chairs 34:32.700 --> 34:34.700 People are cheating in dodgeball people are cheating in volleyball 34:34.700 --> 34:39.900 ball. Alright. And then even when we call them out on a rule, they're arguing the rule. It was 34:39.900 --> 34:44.380 online. It was offline. I didn't touch the line. I didn't sit in the chair. The chair sat shouldn't 34:44.380 --> 34:50.620 have count. I did tap. I didn't tap. They didn't tap. It's like always constantly always happening 34:50.620 --> 34:57.900 and always people are cheating. And I think like to an extent, I don't really give a fuck. Right. 34:57.900 --> 35:00.900 I don't. I don't really give a fuck. 35:01.500 --> 35:03.340 I don't care. I don't care. 35:03.340 --> 35:06.100 You know, I'm trying to make sure we're following the rules to an extent. 35:06.100 --> 35:09.980 But like, if you look about how I ref volleyball, 35:10.240 --> 35:14.380 I followed maybe one of the seventy five rules of that game. 35:17.080 --> 35:20.980 So many rules were called incorrectly or weren't called or whatever. 35:21.040 --> 35:23.240 Like, you know, it's kind of bullshit. 35:24.040 --> 35:26.480 I like to just have one or two rules 35:26.480 --> 35:27.880 that I'm very strict on in the rest. 35:27.880 --> 35:28.960 I don't really get it. 35:28.960 --> 35:33.520 Well, dude, you know, same with dodgeball, same with musical 35:33.520 --> 35:35.020 chair, same with whatever. 35:35.020 --> 35:39.060 Uh, and so for Simon says, like, I don't know if Steve doesn't call it. 35:39.060 --> 35:40.860 I don't really care. 35:40.860 --> 35:44.660 I ultimately hand that power over to Steve, you know, if Steve doesn't see it 35:44.660 --> 35:46.360 and you get away with it, I feel like it's part of the game. 35:46.360 --> 35:48.660 It's like getting away with a foul in basketball. 35:48.660 --> 35:50.340 It's like, you got, you got him. 35:50.340 --> 35:51.700 You got the rest there. 35:51.700 --> 35:52.300 That's fine. 35:52.300 --> 35:52.840 You got him. 35:52.840 --> 35:54.640 Sometimes you get away with one. 35:54.640 --> 35:56.960 It's against the rules, but you got away with one. 35:59.280 --> 36:02.600 And I think, but I think I think I'm just on VAR is done. 36:02.640 --> 36:04.320 It's dead. It's dead. 36:04.320 --> 36:05.520 It never comes back. 36:05.520 --> 36:09.400 It never comes back because what's what's better than VAR 36:09.400 --> 36:11.760 is whatever the rest says is final. Bye bye. 36:12.880 --> 36:14.880 You have a complaint? Sorry, the rest said it. 36:14.880 --> 36:17.120 Unlucky, bro. 36:17.120 --> 36:19.680 Unlucky, dude. The rest said it. 36:19.680 --> 36:21.840 It's for zero dollars, y'all. 36:22.600 --> 36:24.600 It's for $0 36:27.360 --> 36:31.360 It was kind of fun it was kind of fun, but it was just stressful to 36:31.760 --> 36:38.280 It was stressful and I feel bad by the way to scoop it because I I did take out my anger on celbit in the moment 36:38.920 --> 36:45.080 Because celbit VAR and in my head I'm like oh this is ruined the final round of Simon says which is usually like kind of a pool 36:45.200 --> 36:48.520 Moment in it and it's not so it's fault because so it's just a team captain 36:48.520 --> 36:52.520 trying to earn as many points as possible for his team, 36:52.520 --> 36:54.200 which that's his incentive, that's what he should do. 36:54.200 --> 36:55.840 That's what a good captain does. 36:55.840 --> 36:59.160 But me, all I care about is a good show that runs on time 36:59.160 --> 37:00.360 that is safe and fun. 37:00.360 --> 37:01.200 That's it. 37:01.200 --> 37:02.040 That's all I care about. 37:02.040 --> 37:04.200 I mean this so genuinely, 37:04.200 --> 37:07.080 there's a lot of Portuguese or Brazilian fans 37:07.080 --> 37:10.320 who are like Ludwig's only mad 37:10.320 --> 37:13.080 because QT is in it or something, which isn't true. 37:13.080 --> 37:15.520 I really don't care who wins the event. 37:15.520 --> 37:16.880 It does not matter. 37:16.880 --> 37:23.080 It literally doesn't matter to me at all. I'll tell you this though. Here's my dream is that it's a close game. That's it 37:23.720 --> 37:27.080 If it's a close game and fun to watch, that's all that matters 37:28.440 --> 37:30.440 That's all that matters to me 37:31.360 --> 37:34.280 Which it wasn't close because team international was 37:34.880 --> 37:39.000 Insane the last game didn't even I mean the last game dole the points. It didn't even matter 37:39.920 --> 37:41.920 But I'm a shot. I want to show my showman 37:41.920 --> 37:45.700 So that's all I really, I really go for. 37:45.700 --> 37:51.160 So I think, I think I just got to kill the AR because I think it, it doesn't help the 37:51.160 --> 37:54.440 show or it has to be like ABS. 37:54.440 --> 37:56.040 Do you know what I'm saying? 37:56.040 --> 38:03.960 Like it has to be like ABS where if you want to call something, it's right there. 38:03.960 --> 38:04.960 It's right there. 38:04.960 --> 38:06.080 You call it right now. 38:06.080 --> 38:14.280 You know, like in baseball, you can call a called strike, you know, ABS, and then if 38:14.280 --> 38:17.360 it's a ball, they'll look at it, whatever, but you have to call it that pitch. 38:17.360 --> 38:21.960 It's not like you can go, you know, one batter later and then be like, oh, that was actually 38:21.960 --> 38:24.400 a ball because it's a different universe. 38:24.400 --> 38:27.480 We're just in a totally different universe. 38:27.480 --> 38:28.480 Everything would have changed. 38:28.480 --> 38:29.480 Everything would be different. 38:29.480 --> 38:31.520 Everything, you know what I'm saying? 38:31.520 --> 38:35.440 So I feel like you have to do it like that maybe, but I don't know. 38:35.440 --> 38:37.520 I feel like I just got it. 38:37.520 --> 38:38.920 I just got it. 38:38.920 --> 38:40.480 But yeah, I was I was too. 38:40.480 --> 38:41.000 I was too. 38:41.000 --> 38:42.080 I rewatched the clip. 38:42.080 --> 38:43.760 I was too harsh to sell it in the moment. 38:43.760 --> 38:48.200 So I did not deserve that because he's just being a good captain. 38:48.200 --> 38:53.440 But but also funny enough, someone pointed this out because Selbit called it out. 38:53.440 --> 38:57.480 This is what happened because Selbit called it out. 38:57.480 --> 39:02.600 It changed the second place from. 39:02.600 --> 39:03.920 Mexico to All Stars. 39:05.440 --> 39:11.280 It was literally if Selbit hadn't called it out Mexico would have gotten second place because Selbit called it out 39:11.280 --> 39:13.280 All stars got second place 39:14.600 --> 39:17.480 So that VAR call literally decided second I 39:21.480 --> 39:25.360 Preferred when the last game wiped all the points. Yeah, but I always thought that was dumb 39:26.400 --> 39:28.400 because like 39:28.560 --> 39:34.380 Imagine you wipe all the points and then like team alumni wins the entire event it feels like 39:35.440 --> 39:40.640 Not accurate to what happened in the games like team worldwide was just the best team and they deserve to win 39:41.440 --> 39:46.320 And we because this brought is got brought up right? I said hey the last game might be worth more points 39:46.320 --> 39:48.760 But the last game is not going to decide who wins 39:49.200 --> 39:52.960 It's just going to be worth all the points which if you think about it 39:52.960 --> 39:58.640 There's 12 games. So if it's worth double then there's you know, 13 games worth of points in that games worth two 39:59.080 --> 40:04.920 So ultimately there's like 11 out of 13 other games that impact it if they're so far ahead 40:05.440 --> 40:10.840 that there's no way for them to lose then they deserve the win and if they 40:10.840 --> 40:15.400 weren't to get the win it would be lamiki they would be it would be the 40:15.400 --> 40:19.960 most lamiki win of all time so I for me personally I think worldwide just 40:19.960 --> 40:24.760 deserved it because they did kind of throw in pks but they still you know 40:24.760 --> 40:29.560 they've done so much work that it's all mickey it's for content and no no 40:29.560 --> 40:34.240 there's very no no no it's there's varying levels of lamiki it's not as 40:34.240 --> 40:36.520 as serious because for content, but it's not lamiki. 40:37.760 --> 40:40.240 Okay, lamiki is when the win is not deserved. 40:41.040 --> 40:43.080 It is not when the content is not serious. 40:44.000 --> 40:45.240 The win was deserved. 40:45.440 --> 40:48.320 There's no way to say that worldwide did not deserve the win. 40:48.320 --> 40:49.800 They deserve the win 100%. 40:51.160 --> 40:52.160 It was not a Mickey win. 40:55.600 --> 40:58.280 But yeah, I think, I think, I think that's my. 40:59.280 --> 41:00.520 That's my VAR. 41:00.720 --> 41:02.120 That's my VAR outlook now. 41:02.120 --> 41:04.180 Summits is up, summits is down, summits is no, 41:04.180 --> 41:06.080 summits is shoulder, summits is opposite shoulder, 41:06.080 --> 41:08.280 summits is touch this, summits is hands up. 41:09.440 --> 41:11.520 You're out, you didn't touch your nose. 41:11.520 --> 41:12.360 Mexico! 41:12.360 --> 41:13.200 Oh! 41:13.200 --> 41:14.020 Oh! 41:16.520 --> 41:20.520 I give every team one chance per day to call a replay. 41:20.520 --> 41:21.360 Right. 41:21.360 --> 41:24.920 Canada's claiming that the team Mexico 41:24.920 --> 41:26.840 might have cheated to win that last round. 41:26.840 --> 41:28.880 This is so funny to rewatch 41:28.880 --> 41:34.200 because I just saw Sakura moments ago, like technically get out and get away with it. 41:34.200 --> 41:36.200 Hands down, hands down, you're out, you're out. 41:36.200 --> 41:37.200 Put your hands up. 41:37.200 --> 41:40.520 It's belly, stomach, nose, stomach, belly, stomach, shoulders, stomach is tap. 41:40.800 --> 41:43.040 Like, Simon says tap and he's on the shoulders. 41:43.040 --> 41:43.720 Simon says stop. 41:43.720 --> 41:47.800 And she's tapping her head, which I guess maybe he didn't specify. 41:48.200 --> 41:49.560 I just tuned in. 41:49.560 --> 41:51.400 Maybe he didn't specify. 41:51.400 --> 41:52.080 He said tap. 41:52.080 --> 41:53.480 He didn't say tap the shoulders. 41:54.880 --> 41:55.840 He did say Simon's. 41:55.840 --> 41:56.280 You know what? 41:56.280 --> 41:56.920 Actually. 41:56.920 --> 42:03.660 He just said Simon says tap you you maybe that means you can tap anything 42:06.920 --> 42:11.340 No, it's on its shoulders on its opposite shoulders some it just touched this son it's his hands up 42:12.460 --> 42:14.460 You're out you didn't touch your nose 42:17.380 --> 42:20.060 Shoulders have your shoulders hands up 42:20.060 --> 42:27.180 Oh, that is egregious though. That is egregious. That is a big hands up by Danny, but it's what I mean though 42:27.180 --> 42:33.400 It's like such an alternate universe because Danny's eliminated for like round. This is still seven people left, right? 42:33.400 --> 42:35.900 And so like it would have gone so much differently 42:36.740 --> 42:38.740 It would have gone so much differently 42:40.740 --> 42:42.740 Danny's worshiping 42:50.060 --> 43:08.580 Oh my god, I recorded a YouTube short today of me throwing the tungsten cube through Aiden's 43:08.580 --> 43:09.580 car. 43:09.580 --> 43:12.940 Holy shit, does that cube do some damage? 43:12.940 --> 43:16.380 It's a lethal weapon. 43:16.380 --> 43:19.460 And by the way, this one, it's bigger than, like, I'm talking about the big one. 43:19.460 --> 43:21.780 not too scary of a competition behind. 43:21.780 --> 43:24.820 Not as, not as, not as per context. 43:24.820 --> 43:31.260 Aiden has a car that has been at our warehouse for four years. 43:31.260 --> 43:32.340 It doesn't work anymore. 43:32.340 --> 43:38.060 It's like, what's the word when a car is useless? 43:38.060 --> 43:40.860 Like, not, it doesn't work. 43:40.860 --> 43:41.540 A totaled. 43:41.540 --> 43:42.980 It's a totaled car. 43:42.980 --> 43:45.060 And then we'll see how he does. 43:45.060 --> 43:46.780 What the hell? 43:46.780 --> 43:49.180 8.73, he beat his record. 43:51.180 --> 43:52.680 My gosh. 43:53.680 --> 43:56.780 8.73. 43:57.480 --> 43:59.080 You chose Team Mexico. 43:59.080 --> 43:59.580 Absolutely. 43:59.580 --> 44:00.980 Why? Absolutely. Why so confident? 44:00.980 --> 44:02.580 They're unathletic. Every single one of them. 44:02.980 --> 44:03.480 Every... 44:03.480 --> 44:04.680 Who's athletic on their team? 44:04.680 --> 44:06.680 Danny Banz threw the cube farther than you. 44:06.680 --> 44:07.580 Had a bad shoulder. 44:08.680 --> 44:10.780 We're being very serious about this line. 44:10.780 --> 44:13.280 Is there any reason why they didn't shot put it? 44:13.880 --> 44:15.580 I think shot putting is a skill 44:15.580 --> 44:17.780 And I don't think any of them have that skill. 44:19.500 --> 44:20.540 So I think that's why. 44:23.780 --> 44:26.420 I think they're just kind of, you know, some of them are kind of strong 44:26.420 --> 44:27.220 and they're trying to heave it. 44:27.220 --> 44:30.980 But like if it's a skill, like shot putting is not. 44:31.260 --> 44:36.220 So if you don't know how to do it and you try it, Tyler, one did try it, 44:36.260 --> 44:38.260 but then he fouled. 44:39.340 --> 44:43.940 But like, yeah, if you try it, you can end up hurting yourself or B get a 44:43.940 --> 44:45.260 worse score than just chucking it. 44:45.580 --> 44:50.620 Oh, including the first runoff, dude, this pissed me off so much. 44:52.220 --> 44:57.820 I feel like I was so crystal clear about the line and nobody respected it. 44:57.820 --> 44:59.820 It was insane. 44:59.820 --> 45:01.980 It was insane, bro. 45:01.980 --> 45:04.580 I felt fucking crazy. 45:04.580 --> 45:06.020 I don't know. 45:06.020 --> 45:09.340 Some of my know the amount of times I brought up the line. 45:09.340 --> 45:10.220 It must be. 45:10.220 --> 45:12.700 It must be like 100. 45:12.700 --> 45:16.460 I genuinely think I must have brought it up a hundred times. 45:16.860 --> 45:20.700 It was it was like and every time someone got out, they would look at me like. 45:23.060 --> 45:25.100 And I'm like. 45:25.100 --> 45:27.100 I got like one rule, bro. 45:27.100 --> 45:28.940 I got one rule. 45:28.940 --> 45:29.700 He's smart here. 45:29.700 --> 45:31.100 Jinxie. 45:31.100 --> 45:32.300 Jinxie got this. 45:32.300 --> 45:33.460 He's got the hunter eyes. 45:33.460 --> 45:35.460 He's pulling up. 45:35.460 --> 45:36.420 Yep. And there it is. 45:36.420 --> 45:38.500 Yep. There it is. Yep. 45:38.500 --> 45:40.020 Yep. There's the fucking line. 45:40.020 --> 45:47.600 Yep, and then put the fucking hand yet. Yep. That's just a lie. It's the line 45:59.020 --> 46:03.420 She's grab she's grab he's great at it. Look at him. He's 46:04.660 --> 46:06.660 Dude Joe Bar had a cannon 46:10.020 --> 46:15.740 I got a rewatch at Mari. What are we doing? 46:19.500 --> 46:24.060 That it looked like a Don Tess penalty kick how the hell did it go out that way? 46:24.060 --> 46:39.340 I like how she thought it wasn't a hit 46:39.340 --> 46:47.340 your hands up. Here you are out. That is gay. 46:47.340 --> 46:52.340 Just keep your hands up. Kara. Kara, please. 46:52.340 --> 46:56.340 No VA. No VA. All right. Here's the reply. 46:56.340 --> 46:58.340 That's a hit on the back. 46:58.340 --> 47:02.340 Now you guys are still in the third place bracket, by the way. 47:02.340 --> 47:07.340 USA 5 standing united against a fractured Canada. 47:07.340 --> 47:10.540 First place on the line, Martin you're out. 47:10.540 --> 47:12.900 Martin gets the other one you're out. 47:12.900 --> 47:14.220 Miss grab. 47:14.220 --> 47:18.060 Bro, I think I have Tommy John. 47:18.060 --> 47:19.860 That's where your elbows messed up, right? 47:19.860 --> 47:22.980 I think I have Tommy John in my arm for the rest of my life. 47:22.980 --> 47:25.620 I get crazy pain here. 47:25.620 --> 47:30.780 Anytime I throw for like more than like five minutes. 47:34.120 --> 47:35.620 Maybe it's tennis elbow. 47:35.620 --> 47:37.020 I don't know which one it is. 47:37.340 --> 47:49.340 And it's literally from playing dodge ball in high school 15 years ago. 47:49.340 --> 47:56.580 I played dodge ball like at least once or twice a week every week for like three years. 47:56.580 --> 48:04.420 And and I and I remember I would have severe pain when I played and it never went away. 48:04.420 --> 48:05.420 I've just had it. 48:05.420 --> 48:07.860 I just live with it because I don't throw that often. 48:10.640 --> 48:13.300 But I, bro, I used to be somebody in dodgeball. 48:13.300 --> 48:14.700 I genuinely chat. 48:14.700 --> 48:18.500 I genuinely used to be somebody. 48:18.500 --> 48:19.740 Actually, what am I saying, bro? 48:19.740 --> 48:20.900 We had the dodgeball tournament. 48:20.900 --> 48:22.660 I played crazy. 48:22.660 --> 48:23.780 I played crazy. 48:25.500 --> 48:26.340 Or I like that. 48:26.340 --> 48:29.140 I'd like to go for that sneaky one. 48:29.140 --> 48:30.180 Have an arm sleeve. 48:30.180 --> 48:32.020 What are you talking about? 48:32.020 --> 48:39.020 You don't think I have one? 48:39.020 --> 48:45.820 I'm genuinely prepared any moment of any day to play dodgeball. 48:45.820 --> 48:56.020 At literally any moment, someone could text me and I would be ready. 48:56.020 --> 48:58.660 Joe Darke strikes again, Batonka takes, 48:58.660 --> 48:59.980 not to see her out. 49:00.980 --> 49:02.780 Tink see with the fade. 49:02.780 --> 49:04.100 That was tough. 49:04.940 --> 49:06.100 That was tough, that was tough. 49:06.100 --> 49:10.100 Please, five to zero, it's a sweep. 49:10.980 --> 49:13.540 D1 athlete, handsome man, 49:13.540 --> 49:15.260 would have been able to reach up with ease. 49:15.260 --> 49:17.260 They picked Mari. 49:17.260 --> 49:20.060 Oh, oh, oh, Tyler's shaking a lot now. 49:22.060 --> 49:25.100 Tyler's shaking, damn Tyler's got ass. 49:25.100 --> 49:26.780 Tyler's shaking crazy. 49:26.780 --> 49:27.300 I know. 49:27.300 --> 49:30.260 In Team USA, excuse me, Team All Star moves on. 49:30.260 --> 49:31.100 Keep moving, keep moving. 49:31.100 --> 49:32.980 So you blame your teammate, Maury. 49:32.980 --> 49:35.180 Oh, I had a voice back up to you. 49:35.180 --> 49:35.900 There's my flag. 49:35.900 --> 49:37.220 You got a red flag. 49:37.220 --> 49:37.900 I didn't know. 49:37.900 --> 49:38.780 Team USA? 49:38.780 --> 49:41.460 I can't wait to hear what Tyler said in the booth, man. 49:41.460 --> 49:43.380 You guys still have volleyball today? 49:43.380 --> 49:45.860 Oh, my. 49:45.860 --> 49:46.360 Fire! 49:51.420 --> 49:53.420 Archery's gone. 49:53.420 --> 49:54.300 I'll say it straight up. 49:54.300 --> 49:56.560 Archery is gone, it is not coming back. 49:56.560 --> 49:58.980 I feel confident about that one. 49:58.980 --> 50:00.660 Not even because the incident, 50:00.660 --> 50:03.180 which I don't feel like I need to talk about, 50:03.180 --> 50:07.780 but also because everyone's just so ass, like really bad. 50:10.860 --> 50:15.060 I thought, because I don't think Archery's particularly hard, 50:15.060 --> 50:16.960 but I guess I've done like a fair bit. 50:16.960 --> 50:19.100 So I think I'm underestimating how hard it is, 50:19.100 --> 50:21.520 maybe for someone who's a noob, 50:21.520 --> 50:24.220 but I'm just gonna kill it. 50:24.220 --> 50:28.060 Cause so many people were, people were better last year than this year for sure. 50:29.020 --> 50:30.700 Last year, somehow people were better this year. 50:30.700 --> 50:31.580 Everyone was so bad. 50:33.580 --> 50:37.620 People were getting in like hitting the board once, bro. 50:37.660 --> 50:39.820 Even Louise, hey, shout out Louise viewer. 50:39.820 --> 50:40.780 Might be watching right now. 50:40.780 --> 50:41.900 Louise, you are dog shit. 50:41.900 --> 50:42.540 Archery, bro. 50:42.540 --> 50:43.260 My God. 50:44.900 --> 50:47.780 Holy, I did the Alienware 1v1 right in. 50:47.780 --> 50:51.500 Look, it's a big fucking board, Louise. 50:51.500 --> 50:55.540 Oh, I just wanted to see with my own eyes. Did that 50:56.980 --> 50:58.980 Perkot was good 51:07.820 --> 51:10.380 This is the last arrow 51:21.500 --> 51:28.120 The code did well last year when you had the performance of a lifetime people said it was a fluke that you couldn't repeat it 51:28.580 --> 51:30.580 They were saying this everywhere 51:34.540 --> 51:38.020 Do Katie be was so good I 51:38.860 --> 51:44.660 Think she played better this year than last year. Ah, maybe not. I forgot about half and half 51:44.660 --> 51:50.020 That was crazy bad, but outside of that. She might have been better this year than last year 51:51.500 --> 52:06.980 I guess the Berlin Wall fell. 52:06.980 --> 52:15.420 I don't know if it's accurate. 52:15.420 --> 52:29.780 a great shot to me. It's just a great shot. Dude, I would have done so well in PK if I 52:29.780 --> 52:36.780 I was playing. 52:36.780 --> 52:47.080 Shake Drizzle is a genuine terrorist. 52:47.080 --> 52:53.160 Shake Drizzle has now been our back to back DJ for musical chairs. 52:53.160 --> 52:58.440 I'm there probably eight hours, maybe nine hours on Friday during rehearsal. 52:58.440 --> 53:04.040 Friday, if you don't know is rehearsal day where we go through all the games. And I literally sit, 53:04.040 --> 53:11.480 Stan's is me, Stan's acts as the host. I watch on a TV and I just take notes and then we go 53:11.480 --> 53:15.400 through all the games together to make sure that like, you know, they're all playing how we wanted 53:15.400 --> 53:21.560 to play whatever. Shakespeare the entire time, literally like eight hours, curating a playlist 53:21.560 --> 53:27.320 for musical chairs. All right. So I'm like, Oh, Shakespeare got this. Saturday rolls around, 53:27.320 --> 53:35.520 It's time for musical chairs. Tell me why like three of the songs shake has picked out have drops in them 53:35.880 --> 53:39.160 Bro that it sounds like a the onion article 53:41.120 --> 53:47.240 You know we're doing like EDM musical chairs everybody gets out 53:47.240 --> 53:58.200 like that's crazy that's crazy bro 53:58.200 --> 54:08.760 they all fall for the drop as they should 54:08.760 --> 54:19.640 and we have fallen for the drop team UK we've lost a member Maya you are out 54:19.640 --> 54:27.680 congrats to the winner of musical chance the first and last time UK had a lead 54:27.680 --> 54:51.640 speed. That all went downhill from here. I was puffers all over. Has 6-7 been a thing 54:51.640 --> 55:08.120 for a year. Spoiler alert, it would not come home. Dude, why was Martin actual water? Why 55:08.120 --> 55:21.280 was it jelly? So some people were concerned. What up, Salby? Some people were concerned 55:21.280 --> 55:31.680 that the bull was like a bias or whatever. It is RNG full stop, but the bull operator, 55:31.680 --> 55:40.240 if you don't know how it works, has two dials, right? He has two dials, and all he does is push 55:40.240 --> 55:49.520 up the dials at the same time. And then what the bull does is random. But we timed it so that the 55:49.520 --> 55:55.000 Operator would have like cues like if the dial goes one through five. It's like at second five. You're on one at second ten 55:55.000 --> 55:57.000 You're on two. You know what I mean? 56:00.240 --> 56:02.320 Having said that bro, Martin was jelly 56:04.640 --> 56:05.760 I talked to him later 56:05.760 --> 56:11.840 He said it was a it was it was a counterweight to have his hand out with the hat 56:11.840 --> 56:13.840 It was also a flex 56:14.160 --> 56:16.160 But he was able to like counterweight 56:16.160 --> 56:31.200 Because when you're up here, you're more centered. 56:31.200 --> 56:34.200 You were showboating at a certain time, you took off your hat, you were looking at the 56:34.200 --> 56:35.200 crowd. 56:35.200 --> 56:36.200 It's a little bit of flair. 56:36.200 --> 56:37.200 You got to throw that in there sometime. 56:37.200 --> 56:38.200 Just entertain everybody out there. 56:38.200 --> 56:41.200 Shout out to all my supporters. 56:41.200 --> 56:48.960 Dude, I don't even know how to describe it, but it makes me laugh so much though. 56:48.960 --> 56:59.640 Oh my god, I can't believe they lose this by the way. 56:59.640 --> 57:08.960 The All-Stars were up 2-1 and they lost. 57:08.960 --> 57:10.960 Crazy 57:16.240 --> 57:22.040 That nice wig is just too big of a man to be hidden like that. I'll just say that much. He's too big of a man 57:28.240 --> 57:31.920 Katie B did not choke it's like saying Erling Holland choked 57:32.600 --> 57:36.520 He didn't she didn't choke. He didn't choke at a certain point 57:36.520 --> 57:39.600 wait, you know, they just need some support. 57:39.600 --> 57:49.760 Like, that's a decent shot. 57:49.760 --> 57:54.520 I would argue the wardrobe one wasn't saveable, maybe this was saveable, but it's good power 57:54.520 --> 57:55.520 here. 57:55.520 --> 58:00.000 And she gets a finger on it. 58:00.000 --> 58:05.000 probably need to step out a bit. 58:05.000 --> 58:15.920 Dude, what a, what, like what a phenomenal shot by my head too. 58:15.920 --> 58:22.400 Like genuinely almost perfect. 58:22.400 --> 58:26.460 Maya also a bit unlucky was like genuinely blind at this moment. 58:26.460 --> 58:28.120 She had an allergic reaction. 58:28.120 --> 58:42.080 I don't even know to what and like couldn't see it turns out it didn't matter though because 58:42.080 --> 58:50.680 it would have gotten second regardless. 58:50.680 --> 58:58.960 I feel like I owe Joe Bart an apology. I used Joe Bart's time in track and field as advertising 58:58.960 --> 59:04.640 for this event. And I feel like I set him up for failure because I was basically talking 59:04.640 --> 59:10.080 about Joe Bart, like people talk about you saying bull. I was like, bro, Joe Bart fastest 59:10.080 --> 59:15.080 man alive. White boy of the summer going to be blazing down. Honestly, people will be 59:15.080 --> 59:22.680 lucky even to smell his ass. He's going to crush the competition. And so that's not really great 59:22.680 --> 59:27.800 because it basically sets you up to either achieve the expectation set or what happened, 59:27.800 --> 59:36.200 which is fall short of them. Because Enzo was quick, bro. There's a fall start there. Was there? 59:36.200 --> 59:38.200 Ready 59:40.720 --> 59:42.720 No, no, this is clean 59:44.120 --> 59:47.560 Horn went nobody left the first one was disgusting 59:48.800 --> 59:53.800 The fur I'll pull up the first one brother first hundred meter dash was disgusting 59:58.240 --> 01:00:02.000 It was insane let me see if I can find it 01:00:06.200 --> 01:00:08.200 I 01:00:33.200 --> 01:00:35.760 Can see his finger his finger goes down 01:00:36.200 --> 01:00:43.280 So, I think the audio is delayed, its finger goes down right here. 01:00:43.280 --> 01:00:44.440 So I think that's the sound. 01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:47.000 So, I think maybe only Ron false started. 01:00:47.000 --> 01:00:54.560 I think the audio is delayed though, like that audio is delayed. 01:00:54.560 --> 01:00:58.400 Maybe there's another recap. 01:00:58.400 --> 01:01:02.100 This is the, the, we're getting into it right now. So here's the lineup. We'll see what 01:01:02.100 --> 01:01:09.820 I'm going to go down to the field, which stands and he's going to call this one off. Let's 01:01:09.820 --> 01:01:10.820 go. 01:01:10.820 --> 01:01:26.820 Wait, I think that might have been real. Okay, right there. Yeah, I think genuinely the only 01:01:26.820 --> 01:01:34.420 people who didn't fall start might have been suku in joe bark in sakura but i don't think sakura 01:01:35.220 --> 01:01:39.940 sakura might just not have been but she might not even be like tapped into the server like what 01:01:39.940 --> 01:01:44.340 is going on she still hasn't left i don't think she knew she was running a race 01:01:47.060 --> 01:01:52.260 and then everyone lane split let's go go 01:01:56.820 --> 01:02:00.080 Instantly Jason goes into Joe's lane then Joe has to go into 01:02:00.820 --> 01:02:02.820 Super just fucking deviated completely 01:02:05.140 --> 01:02:07.140 Yeah, I was insane it was insane 01:02:08.340 --> 01:02:12.260 I'm glad we redid it. I'm glad we redid it because you know what would have sucked is 01:02:12.740 --> 01:02:15.100 If I dequeued everyone and I was really harsh 01:02:15.820 --> 01:02:21.780 One team at eight points the other team had seven points and then it was zero zero zero zero zero zero like that would have been so bullshit 01:02:22.740 --> 01:02:25.780 It would have ruined the whole I will ruin the whole weekend 01:02:26.820 --> 01:02:35.980 Dude, the 9.88 time, like this was genuinely an Olympic level run, like could have actually 01:02:35.980 --> 01:02:50.300 won the gold medal was very funny. 01:02:50.300 --> 01:02:55.220 Joe Barr made a bet with his audience that if he didn't get a sub 12, he would have to 01:02:55.220 --> 01:02:59.120 to eat ahead of lettuce, which isn't great 01:02:59.120 --> 01:03:01.900 because he ran a 12-2. 01:03:01.900 --> 01:03:04.940 Now I told him he should just get track spikes, 01:03:04.940 --> 01:03:08.180 some starting blocks, and then go out there 01:03:08.180 --> 01:03:12.100 and run a good old fashioned 100 meter on stream 01:03:12.100 --> 01:03:14.020 just to prove he can do it. 01:03:14.020 --> 01:03:16.420 And then maybe he can scam his way out. 01:03:16.420 --> 01:03:21.100 But I feel like he is maybe just gonna eat the lettuce. 01:03:21.100 --> 01:03:23.740 Which is just asking for your ass to go crazy. 01:03:23.740 --> 01:03:25.740 It's Enzo, it's showboard! 01:03:25.740 --> 01:03:27.740 But I'm an Archey third! 01:03:27.740 --> 01:03:29.740 Last place to girl! 01:03:29.740 --> 01:03:31.740 I'm a fish food. 01:03:31.740 --> 01:03:33.740 I didn't have any expedities. 01:03:33.740 --> 01:03:35.740 Well, good did. 01:03:35.740 --> 01:03:37.740 God did. God did. 01:03:37.740 --> 01:03:39.740 Alright, Enzo. Give it up one more time! 01:03:39.740 --> 01:03:41.740 Oh yeah, go ahead. 01:03:41.740 --> 01:03:43.740 I show speed. 01:03:43.740 --> 01:03:45.740 That's a little bit of a... 01:03:45.740 --> 01:03:47.740 And then speed reacted. 01:03:47.740 --> 01:03:49.740 Enzo calls out a show speed to race. 01:03:49.740 --> 01:03:51.740 I 01:03:51.980 --> 01:03:54.980 Show speed all right, it's a little bit of a call out 01:04:00.380 --> 01:04:06.220 Speed for whatever reason this clip speed got a rich laugh he changes a lot he got a rich laugh now 01:04:09.420 --> 01:04:16.500 I just got a laugh man you just got to laugh it off chat all I gotta say is good luck you and so 01:04:16.500 --> 01:04:41.780 That was a crazy dig. 01:04:41.780 --> 01:04:43.780 That was crazy, bro. 01:04:43.780 --> 01:04:45.780 Super set the back. 01:04:45.780 --> 01:04:49.780 It's a huge play for KZ. 01:04:49.780 --> 01:04:51.780 Why don't you invite RDC? 01:04:51.780 --> 01:04:55.780 My DMs to Mark Phillips look like I am desperately trying to have sexual intercourse with him. 01:04:55.780 --> 01:04:57.780 It is like a quintuple test. 01:04:57.780 --> 01:04:59.780 It's like sad, bro. 01:04:59.780 --> 01:05:01.780 I cannot text that guy again, man. 01:05:01.780 --> 01:05:03.780 I love Mark Phillips and I love RDC. 01:05:03.780 --> 01:05:05.780 I just can't do it, bro. 01:05:05.780 --> 01:05:07.780 It is getting pathetic, man. 01:05:07.780 --> 01:05:09.780 It's like 17 matches. 01:05:09.780 --> 01:05:13.120 At some point, I'm just like, I'm like literally voice-memo-ing like 01:05:13.120 --> 01:05:15.620 Happy holidays 01:05:15.620 --> 01:05:19.700 While the merry men keep singing 01:05:19.820 --> 01:05:21.820 Like it's really sad shit out there 01:05:34.100 --> 01:05:36.100 Yeah, this dude was crazy 01:05:36.100 --> 01:05:41.180 Dude, you know what I was thinking we should just do a fucking volleyball tournament straight up 01:05:42.020 --> 01:05:45.380 Like we should just straight up do a volleyball tournament 01:05:45.500 --> 01:05:50.160 You know I'm saying like like we did with dodgeball like we could easily get like 01:05:51.020 --> 01:05:57.140 We could get like 30 creators in and just have it like rent out a gym and just do a volleyball tournament like no problem 01:05:57.140 --> 01:05:59.740 They would be pumped everybody pumped just run it indoor 01:06:06.100 --> 01:06:23.540 And I get an actual ref, because volleyball is just so fun to watch. 01:06:23.540 --> 01:06:30.540 got the two ladies 01:06:30.540 --> 01:06:31.540 that is the line that is game 01:06:31.540 --> 01:06:33.540 no 01:06:33.540 --> 01:06:35.540 we have one rule we have one rule 01:06:35.540 --> 01:06:36.540 we have one rule 01:06:36.540 --> 01:06:37.540 we have one rule 01:06:37.540 --> 01:06:38.540 no step on the line 01:06:38.540 --> 01:06:39.540 step on the line that's game 01:06:39.540 --> 01:06:40.540 do you want to do VAR 01:06:40.540 --> 01:06:42.540 you are like here 01:06:42.540 --> 01:06:46.540 they're using their fault 01:06:46.540 --> 01:06:48.540 VAR has been called by the all stars 01:06:48.540 --> 01:06:49.540 this is smart 01:06:49.540 --> 01:06:50.540 are you being so dead 01:06:50.540 --> 01:06:51.540 you don't even see them 01:06:51.540 --> 01:06:52.380 You don't even see the- 01:06:52.380 --> 01:06:54.980 I'm a size seven, you think I'm on foot on the line? 01:06:54.980 --> 01:06:56.420 Do we have a second angle? 01:06:56.420 --> 01:06:58.020 A second angle is for failure. 01:06:58.020 --> 01:06:59.660 There's a scuff on the tape for the shoe. 01:06:59.660 --> 01:07:00.660 There's a scuff on the tape? 01:07:00.660 --> 01:07:02.500 There's a scuff on the tape on the shoe. 01:07:02.500 --> 01:07:03.940 Do you think that this was dirty when we started? 01:07:03.940 --> 01:07:05.180 You see that right there. 01:07:05.180 --> 01:07:07.780 Like OJ Simpson, bro, does the shoe fit? 01:07:07.780 --> 01:07:09.220 That's disgusting. 01:07:09.220 --> 01:07:10.820 Give me your left shoe. 01:07:10.820 --> 01:07:11.660 Does that line up? 01:07:11.660 --> 01:07:12.500 No, that's what- 01:07:14.100 --> 01:07:15.140 Whoa! 01:07:15.140 --> 01:07:16.460 Hey! 01:07:16.460 --> 01:07:17.300 Hey! 01:07:17.300 --> 01:07:18.140 Oh, no! 01:07:18.140 --> 01:07:23.740 We have a photo. 01:07:23.740 --> 01:07:24.740 This VR was funny. 01:07:24.740 --> 01:07:25.740 Oh my gosh. 01:07:25.740 --> 01:07:26.740 Oh my gosh. 01:07:26.740 --> 01:07:27.740 It's so bad. 01:07:27.740 --> 01:07:28.740 Ron, come over here. 01:07:28.740 --> 01:07:29.740 Thank you. 01:07:29.740 --> 01:07:30.740 It's not on the line. 01:07:30.740 --> 01:07:31.740 What do you mean show the photo? 01:07:31.740 --> 01:07:32.740 You have to upload the photo. 01:07:32.740 --> 01:07:33.740 Team All Stars is out. 01:07:33.740 --> 01:07:34.740 That is a full start. 01:07:34.740 --> 01:07:45.740 Where's the, where's the, oh, this is just compilation of Ron getting caught in 4K. 01:07:45.740 --> 01:07:47.640 Bro, where's the picture? 01:07:47.640 --> 01:07:50.480 The picture was so funny. 01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:53.400 The picture was so obscene, bro. 01:07:53.400 --> 01:07:54.400 Come on! 01:07:54.400 --> 01:07:55.400 I know he's not out. 01:07:55.400 --> 01:07:56.400 It's the Clint versus 4. 01:07:56.400 --> 01:07:57.400 That is the line! 01:07:57.400 --> 01:07:58.400 That is gay! 01:07:58.400 --> 01:07:59.400 No line! 01:07:59.400 --> 01:08:00.400 Is it not here either? 01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:01.400 No! 01:08:01.400 --> 01:08:02.400 No! 01:08:02.400 --> 01:08:03.400 No! 01:08:03.400 --> 01:08:04.400 No! 01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:05.400 No! 01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:06.400 No! 01:08:06.400 --> 01:08:07.400 No! 01:08:07.400 --> 01:08:09.740 That is the line. That is gay. 01:08:11.000 --> 01:08:11.840 No line. 01:08:16.280 --> 01:08:17.080 Is it not here either? 01:08:17.580 --> 01:08:18.380 Maybe it's in the comments. 01:08:20.380 --> 01:08:21.280 Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. 01:08:21.280 --> 01:08:22.940 I always know the Tik Tok comments got me. 01:08:22.980 --> 01:08:25.640 Yup. Dude, shout out to this photographer. 01:08:25.680 --> 01:08:27.280 Genuinely saved my life. 01:08:27.280 --> 01:08:42.600 By the way, burnt joke, burnt joke, I hate it. 01:08:42.600 --> 01:08:55.360 Now when I see it, those AI, AI bro, that ain't me, AI bro, bro, burnt joke. 01:08:55.360 --> 01:09:21.420 I've seen that 5 billion times. 01:09:21.420 --> 01:09:26.060 favorite part of the 100 meter dash controversy is that when we re-ran it 01:09:26.060 --> 01:09:32.140 everybody ended in the same exact position like everyone fucking argued 01:09:32.140 --> 01:09:36.060 and whined and complained and then we ran it back it was genuinely the same 01:09:36.060 --> 01:10:05.980 fucking position Milo was the girl to crazy 01:10:05.980 --> 01:10:09.980 sacking. Maya genuinely the goat. 01:10:21.980 --> 01:10:27.980 That was strong. Yeah, it's like being Kevin Durant and LeBron James' era, you know? 01:10:27.980 --> 01:10:31.980 Like, always number two. 01:10:31.980 --> 01:10:34.980 She was one player away. 01:10:35.980 --> 01:10:55.260 Yeah, this one I it was tough because I was on the wrong side. 01:10:55.260 --> 01:11:01.660 So this looked taller to me because perspective. 01:11:01.660 --> 01:11:05.900 So I was wrong about Maya being down by one in the live broadcast. 01:11:05.900 --> 01:11:11.020 it's crazy. Look at what Maya's doing. If Matt can step on, I was worried for the challenge. 01:11:11.020 --> 01:11:15.340 I was really stressed about it. And then when I talked to the people who like are rock climbers 01:11:15.340 --> 01:11:19.340 and you know, belay people, they were like, yeah, it's like the safest thing in the fucking 01:11:19.340 --> 01:11:23.260 world. I think it's totally fine. Like literal children do this. 01:11:23.260 --> 01:11:31.100 to the tower before my she will take the lead 10 seconds 10 seconds left 01:11:39.100 --> 01:11:43.180 three two one it's over world-wide wins 01:11:43.180 --> 01:11:55.980 My bad. My bad. I'm off. Oops. Bad count. Why do you think you were good at this? 01:11:55.980 --> 01:11:58.980 Because I'm small and I'm nimble and I'm quick. 01:11:58.980 --> 01:12:03.180 I feel like you also are good at balancing. Easy this. 01:12:03.180 --> 01:12:06.980 Eporting? I can do a kickflip. I don't know if you guys need to stop. 01:12:06.980 --> 01:12:11.220 Can I do a kickflip? I need to see a video of this. Me and Ma both try to learn to do 01:12:11.220 --> 01:12:18.500 a kickflip. I learned much less to my discredit. Maya kickflip. Does she ever do it? 01:12:27.460 --> 01:12:31.300 I feel like there's 800 videos of her learning. Okay, I'm picking the board up. That's good. 01:12:32.180 --> 01:12:37.140 It's a good start, right? I'm pretty sure that's goofy. You're like 45% of the way there. Really? Yeah. 01:12:37.140 --> 01:12:45.560 She never did it, huh? 01:12:45.560 --> 01:13:06.060 She never did it, huh? 01:13:06.060 --> 01:13:07.860 Howl, bro. Let's keep putting hurts. 01:13:08.740 --> 01:13:11.580 All right. And then there were two summits his head, summits his hip, 01:13:11.580 --> 01:13:13.940 summits his head, summits his hip, summits his head, summits belly. 01:13:14.300 --> 01:13:17.380 Summits his top. Summits his top. Hands up. 01:13:17.860 --> 01:13:19.380 Summits his hands up. Hands down. 01:13:22.700 --> 01:13:25.060 Dude, I'm so pumped. 01:13:25.060 --> 01:13:31.220 QT won because before Simon says, Dan, did she choke everything, bro? 01:13:32.100 --> 01:13:35.340 Everything went. I was feeling so bad and like I'm just the host. 01:13:36.060 --> 01:13:41.340 I'm just the host I just run the damn event but paper airplanes off she practiced crazy 01:13:41.340 --> 01:13:45.100 She's showing me all her paper airplanes at home, and then she gets out there 01:13:45.100 --> 01:13:50.620 It's like seventh place and then half and half. She's like practicing. You know, she's the baker. She gets out there 01:13:50.620 --> 01:13:56.340 Oh, and then Simon says comes up fucking ice running through her veins clutches out 01:14:06.060 --> 01:14:09.000 Oh no, one, two, three, four, no! 01:14:10.400 --> 01:14:14.260 Hands down, summits his hands down, big smile. 01:14:14.260 --> 01:14:17.160 Summits his big smile, hands up, hands up, hands up. 01:14:19.480 --> 01:14:21.540 Summits his up, summits his down, summits his nose, 01:14:21.540 --> 01:14:23.740 summits his ears, summits his nose, summits his ears. 01:14:23.740 --> 01:14:26.500 Hands up, summits his hands up, hands down. 01:14:26.500 --> 01:14:28.940 Summits his hands down, faster, hands up. 01:14:28.940 --> 01:14:29.780 Oh! 01:14:31.940 --> 01:14:33.820 Summits his hands up, hands down, hands down, 01:14:33.820 --> 01:14:35.180 summits his hands down, summits his nose, 01:14:35.180 --> 01:14:37.300 Some it's a belly, some it's a shoulder, some it's a cap. 01:14:37.300 --> 01:14:39.980 Some it's a cap, some it's a stop. 01:14:39.980 --> 01:14:41.900 You didn't tap the first time you were out. 01:14:41.900 --> 01:14:50.900 All stars get first and second. 01:14:50.900 --> 01:14:52.780 All right. 01:14:52.780 --> 01:14:54.820 Which is massive and easy this way. 01:14:54.820 --> 01:14:56.060 Listen, whatever it takes. 01:14:56.060 --> 01:14:58.060 You know? 01:14:58.060 --> 01:14:58.620 I've never stopped. 01:14:58.620 --> 01:15:02.060 Can I tell you, like I have been around QT and Maya 01:15:02.060 --> 01:15:02.660 for years. 01:15:02.660 --> 01:15:04.020 They've been friends for years. 01:15:04.020 --> 01:15:11.700 I've genuinely never see them hug ever like in my life ever once on 01:15:34.020 --> 01:15:48.340 It's funny, um, watching the VAR because they're both just smiling so crazy. 01:15:48.340 --> 01:15:51.700 They look like insane people. 01:15:51.700 --> 01:15:58.580 They never stop the smile. 01:15:58.580 --> 01:16:00.180 I'm wondering if he's out on the next one. 01:16:00.180 --> 01:16:01.740 Oh, they're discussing. 01:16:01.740 --> 01:16:08.140 Abouts whether or not it resets when Simon gets out. 01:16:08.140 --> 01:16:09.340 I want to ask you a question. 01:16:09.340 --> 01:16:10.260 Yeah, go ahead. 01:16:10.260 --> 01:16:11.660 Let's imagine I'm playing Simon Says. 01:16:11.660 --> 01:16:12.940 Dream of me for a moment. 01:16:12.940 --> 01:16:14.180 Simon Says, wave your hands. 01:16:14.180 --> 01:16:14.820 Yeah. 01:16:14.820 --> 01:16:19.020 And then check it out. 01:16:19.020 --> 01:16:20.260 What happens to him? 01:16:20.260 --> 01:16:21.460 Oh, then he would be out. 01:16:21.460 --> 01:16:24.060 Now, if I stop while watching him get out, am I out? 01:16:24.060 --> 01:16:29.060 If you stop waving, and I didn't say Simon said stop, yes. 01:16:30.360 --> 01:16:37.560 Then with that call, the champion of Simon says he's Judy Cinderella. 01:16:39.260 --> 01:16:41.060 I don't understand the point of Selvett's VAR. 01:16:41.060 --> 01:16:43.060 It moves him up a place. 01:16:43.060 --> 01:16:47.160 I also think when he called the VAR, he thought QT didn't smile. 01:16:47.160 --> 01:16:51.760 Or at least he claimed when he did it that he was the only one who kept smiling. 01:16:51.760 --> 01:16:53.160 So therefore he would win. 01:16:53.160 --> 01:17:00.100 I think is the call but it regardless moved him above team Mexico 01:17:00.100 --> 01:17:03.460 because 01:17:03.460 --> 01:17:08.560 a nice wig and I think is Wendy had stopped smiling. 01:17:08.560 --> 01:17:12.160 You won Simon says for your team. 01:17:12.160 --> 01:17:14.960 You kept smiling. 01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:20.660 They have dominated 01:17:20.660 --> 01:17:28.040 every event. Yeah, it was a play for more points. Sell it up by 70 points to the other 01:17:28.040 --> 01:17:35.540 team. We can get one more. Guys, we can get one more. I promise us that. I'm the fucking 01:17:35.540 --> 01:17:42.060 captain. I'll get us one more. I promise you that. Every day from all corners of the world, 01:17:42.060 --> 01:17:47.060 Give it up for Team Worldwide! 01:17:51.060 --> 01:17:54.060 Dude, this seems sick. They got someone from South America, 01:17:54.060 --> 01:18:00.060 AKA Brazil, Australia, Taiwan, Nigeria. 01:18:00.060 --> 01:18:03.060 It really is a worldwide squad. 01:18:06.060 --> 01:18:11.060 The flag's cool. Yeah, you wouldn't believe how many times we had to fucking change it with how many people dropped. 01:18:11.060 --> 01:18:14.700 Fucking you don't fucking believe how many iterations we had 01:18:22.420 --> 01:18:26.380 Thank you so much for inviting me man. This event has been amazing all the production 01:18:27.420 --> 01:18:32.720 Like we took like planes just to come to this event like 12 hour flight 15 hour flights 01:18:32.740 --> 01:18:35.300 Just to come here to compete and to take it seriously 01:18:35.300 --> 01:18:40.440 And if there's a thing I learned in the streamer games is to always support your team 01:18:40.440 --> 01:18:43.260 I'll be so good your team no matter what and always keep smiling 01:18:43.820 --> 01:18:51.260 Selbit is like the ideal like I don't this is like not no glaze. This is just facts. Selbit is like the ideal 01:18:52.880 --> 01:18:58.180 Competitor like the ideal streamer to invite to an event like super great on comms 01:18:58.260 --> 01:19:02.320 I needed to record like a trailer. He like was super 01:19:02.320 --> 01:19:09.120 helpful in recording it himself so I could use the footage, communicated with like production, 01:19:09.120 --> 01:19:13.560 knew what the events were ahead of time, like actually read the discord, showed up on time, 01:19:13.560 --> 01:19:20.520 also would go hang out with everybody afterwards too. Like he, he was at like a dinner or like 01:19:20.520 --> 01:19:26.280 gathering every single day, I think he was here. So he was like, dude, if I could get 40 sell bits, 01:19:26.280 --> 01:19:31.680 it's like a dream event, bro. Super professional. Yeah. And I think obviously it's because, you 01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:36.720 he runs events and he's been here a while. But like, you know, there are people who dead ass show up 01:19:36.720 --> 01:19:41.440 if the event starts at 2pm, like three minutes before the event starts, or maybe even five minutes 01:19:41.440 --> 01:19:47.040 after it starts. Is there anyone you wouldn't invite back? I think everyone this year was great. 01:19:50.960 --> 01:19:57.600 Bro, chill. We're both compromised. But yeah, hit me up later. I got you. Compromise is a funny 01:19:57.600 --> 01:20:05.680 word. Um, no, I think everyone who, who attended the games this year, um, was, was great. You 01:20:05.680 --> 01:20:10.960 know, uh, I think everyone did great. I was fine with it. Compromise means engage. Yeah, I gathered 01:20:10.960 --> 01:20:15.040 I gathered, but yeah, I think everyone, I think everyone did great. I have no qualms. 01:20:16.880 --> 01:20:21.920 Like obviously Ray got a lot of shit because of how he talked about his teammates beforehand 01:20:21.920 --> 01:20:27.360 and like a bunch of people, including myself poked fun at him afterwards. But like, I think the 01:20:27.360 --> 01:20:35.240 the thing about Ray is Ray comes off like a totally, he can come off like kind of like 01:20:35.240 --> 01:20:42.320 a, what's the word, kind of like a dick or whatever. But like Ray will also take the 01:20:42.320 --> 01:20:46.480 scolding and apologize, you know what I'm saying? Like he'll be rude and he'll be a 01:20:46.480 --> 01:20:49.800 dick and then you're like Ray, that's not cool. You can't say that. And he'll be like, 01:20:49.800 --> 01:20:51.800 Oh yeah, okay, my bad, my bad. 01:20:51.800 --> 01:20:53.800 Uh, like, he'll take the... 01:20:56.060 --> 01:20:58.060 He won't be, like, indignant after, as well. 01:21:01.020 --> 01:21:05.420 Like, there's several clips of Selbeth deadass putting Rey in his spot. 01:21:11.040 --> 01:21:13.040 And he doesn't have, like, an ego about that. 01:21:13.040 --> 01:21:22.200 But honestly, the people who I'm not inviting back to my events and there are let me tell 01:21:22.200 --> 01:21:25.560 you right now, there's fucking several people who I'm never going to invite to an event. 01:21:25.560 --> 01:21:30.720 I'm ever running again. Okay, I'm not here to name names, but they are the people who 01:21:30.720 --> 01:21:41.680 like just agreed to do it and then backed out or, you know, backed out last second backed 01:21:41.680 --> 01:21:53.280 out without telling me. There's a bunch. There's a bunch. It's not even like that I have any 01:21:53.280 --> 01:22:00.240 ill will towards them. It stresses me out. I genuinely get... I love my job. I'm not complaining 01:22:00.240 --> 01:22:05.200 about my job. The least fair part about my job is the months before an event where I have to 01:22:05.200 --> 01:22:11.840 invite people and I have to communicate with like 40 streamers and streamers reply very sporadically 01:22:11.840 --> 01:22:16.720 some are good some are bad and like that's so stressful for me I really hate it I really do 01:22:16.720 --> 01:22:20.560 not enjoy it but I have to do it because I'm the one with the connection you know I can't like have 01:22:21.040 --> 01:22:25.840 a christian message because they don't follow christian so it's like I have to message it's 01:22:25.840 --> 01:22:31.760 fine I get it it's part of my job but I uh I just cannot support like I just can't hand I just can't 01:22:31.760 --> 01:22:38.080 it makes me want to fucking tear up when someone just like flakes or no call no shows or whatever 01:22:38.880 --> 01:22:42.960 because like then I'm like oh no it's like nightmare it's nightmare fuel 01:22:45.200 --> 01:22:51.040 um but everyone who came I like I loved I think everyone like you know who's actually really sweet 01:22:51.040 --> 01:23:06.120 Sweet was Dauntless. Dauntless was so sweet. Very nice guy. In person. Tyler. Tyler was 01:23:06.120 --> 01:23:13.080 a little sweet person. Benji was great. Everyone was great. Honestly, everyone who went was 01:23:13.080 --> 01:23:27.320 great. I had a great time with everyone. I will say some people got shooters because when you 01:23:27.320 --> 01:23:34.200 run an event there are people who watch because they like the person who is participating in the 01:23:34.200 --> 01:23:40.520 event and that's the only reason they watch. So when things don't go well for the person they like 01:23:40.520 --> 01:23:52.480 It's on site for me. It's on site for me. It didn't matter, bro. If we made a call, 01:23:52.480 --> 01:23:56.920 they'd be like bullshit call. And I get it, bro. It's like being a sports fan. It is genuinely 01:23:56.920 --> 01:24:01.480 like being a sports fan. And you're like, fucking bullshit call. He's rest fucking 01:24:01.480 --> 01:24:07.480 sock. Scanning the fucking joke. Refs are literally rigging it, probably paid. They should all blow 01:24:07.480 --> 01:24:12.680 them off smooth, blow their heads off smooth. And I get it. Cause they only care about their team. 01:24:13.560 --> 01:24:16.920 You know, and from the recipe of eats, like, well, actually it's a pretty fair call. What I did, 01:24:16.920 --> 01:24:25.320 that's a matter. It's an emotional play. It's not a, so there were some, I saw them. I saw them. 01:24:25.320 --> 01:24:38.360 But I only hope everyone had a good time. The thing about streamer games is like obviously 01:24:38.360 --> 01:24:44.600 only one team wins, but I think as long as you get your moment to shine, even if things don't go 01:24:44.600 --> 01:24:49.560 well, then you have a good time. Like for example, Zoil's team got last, but he had his moment in 01:24:49.560 --> 01:24:53.320 musical chairs, so he probably had a good time. But some people didn't get their moment, which I 01:24:53.320 --> 01:24:58.780 I always feel bad about you know like cutie if she had lost Simon says as an example would have probably had a much like 01:24:58.780 --> 01:25:01.040 Satter event like would have looked back on it like less 01:25:01.760 --> 01:25:03.760 joyfully than maybe she does now 01:25:04.400 --> 01:25:07.840 And and I think that's like quite a few people didn't get their moment 01:25:07.840 --> 01:25:12.600 Which I always feel bad about like because ultimately that's the goal the event is to give enough opportunities 01:25:12.880 --> 01:25:17.440 It's for people to shine to have that you know, so that's why we do like losers brackets, whatever 01:25:19.960 --> 01:25:21.960 Because not just about getting first 01:25:22.840 --> 01:25:24.320 You know, it's about getting that moment. 01:25:24.320 --> 01:25:26.480 You can be proud of yourself or whatever. 01:25:33.360 --> 01:25:36.880 I did see, oh, by the way, I don't know if we talked about it or I don't. 01:25:36.880 --> 01:25:38.840 I don't know if I stream, but, guys. 01:25:40.480 --> 01:25:41.480 Y'all here? 01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:50.520 We hit seven mil. 01:25:51.960 --> 01:26:07.040 7 million already on my way to eight already on my way to eight you know 01:26:07.040 --> 01:26:11.760 I was thinking about it today I want to do some math I genuinely think I can 01:26:11.760 --> 01:26:19.720 probably credit like a quarter million subscribers to just a tungsten cube like 01:26:19.720 --> 01:26:24.620 like a tungsten the tungsten cube cube is probably worth a quarter million of my subscribers 01:26:24.620 --> 01:26:30.460 and maybe like $50,000 straight up. I don't even know the math. It's like ridiculous. 01:26:30.460 --> 01:26:37.580 But anyway, I did I did want to talk about it briefly because I did post about it. I 01:26:37.580 --> 01:26:41.300 said, uh, you know, uh, this is the first year of genuinely considered quitting. And 01:26:41.300 --> 01:26:46.540 I think like, um, like if I quit, it wouldn't be like instantly, but like at least setting 01:26:46.540 --> 01:26:53.540 a date for when I would quit. And it's because 2025 was rough. I put the end of 2025, but 01:26:53.540 --> 01:26:57.700 it like, and some people interpreted that as me playing Minecraft. Minecraft is actually 01:26:57.700 --> 01:27:01.340 kind of fun. That wasn't really part of it. It was more so like, you know, I felt like 01:27:01.340 --> 01:27:08.380 I was a fucking drama fuck and not making good shit and in like, like basically loss 01:27:08.380 --> 01:27:11.060 of what to do every night. 01:27:11.060 --> 01:27:21.860 after Japan's attitude. And so then, you know, we had a bit of a refocus on just doing events 01:27:21.860 --> 01:27:26.620 that I like, because I felt like I was doing events to fulfill sponsor obligations and 01:27:26.620 --> 01:27:32.060 ones that I like. So I pivoted events, kind of like the MCSR World's event, you know what 01:27:32.060 --> 01:27:36.380 I mean? It's like, I just pivoted to things that I think are cool and care about. And 01:27:36.380 --> 01:27:44.060 And so anyway, I feel awesome now, but obviously like I'll also say it's oh my god bandit think of the 10 gifted 01:27:44.060 --> 01:27:48.180 I appreciate it. It's super easy to feel awesome about your job when your job's going well 01:27:49.020 --> 01:27:53.100 So I you know I'll hesitate to say like I'm gonna be a streamer for the next five years or whatever 01:27:53.420 --> 01:27:56.260 But like I feel very motivated now like I feel I 01:27:57.900 --> 01:27:59.900 Feel like man this job fucking rules 01:28:01.820 --> 01:28:03.820 Vibes are great. Let's keep it rolling 01:28:03.820 --> 01:28:10.500 I do think a volleyball tournament be fun kind of like a mid-year streamer games or something 01:28:10.500 --> 01:28:11.500 I do think a volleyball 01:28:11.500 --> 01:28:17.900 A volleyball tournament be fun 01:28:17.900 --> 01:28:22.700 And I also had to exclude a lot a lot of us creators because of streamer games being more 01:28:22.700 --> 01:28:26.820 worldwide so maybe I could get them back in 01:28:26.820 --> 01:28:27.820 I probably do like a drafts 01:28:27.820 --> 01:28:38.700 There was, okay. This might be controversial. Somebody posted the individual stats for 01:28:38.700 --> 01:28:49.980 streamer games this year and I think it's kind of, I think it's kind of poorly made. 01:28:49.980 --> 01:28:57.500 This might be controversial. And no shade to the person who made this. I think I just 01:28:57.500 --> 01:29:04.700 disagree with how they use the stats to illustrate the point. Because I think the point of this is to 01:29:04.700 --> 01:29:11.900 show who the best players were. But I think it, I don't know how it's measured per se. And here's, 01:29:11.900 --> 01:29:19.180 and here's what I'm going to say. Like, for example, for PK Shootout, Connor got the same rating of six 01:29:19.180 --> 01:29:25.580 as Katie B. And that just doesn't feel accurate to me. I don't know what the math was. Like, 01:29:25.580 --> 01:29:28.940 Jason the wean got the same rating which maybe his team one maybe that makes sense 01:29:29.820 --> 01:29:32.700 Like it feels like that's wrong to me 01:29:34.300 --> 01:29:35.980 So I don't know 01:29:35.980 --> 01:29:40.220 I don't know read the post maybe that'll help. Oh, that's actually a good look. I didn't I didn't read it 01:29:40.860 --> 01:29:42.860 I just looked at the numbers. Okay. Let me read it 01:29:43.900 --> 01:29:45.900 Oh, that's too long about 01:29:47.020 --> 01:29:50.540 Uh, okay, I've created another individual performance 01:29:50.540 --> 01:29:57.940 statistics chart to share following Streamer Games 2026. I've also attached to ones I've finalized in previous years. Okay. For penalty shootout, 01:29:58.060 --> 01:30:02.920 eight streamers selected goalkeepers as one of their two individual events. Instead of giving points to those 01:30:03.060 --> 01:30:08.260 these individuals based on the team finish, I distributed points on a scale of eight based on the number of successful blocks 01:30:08.260 --> 01:30:10.660 they were able to perform. Ties were broken 01:30:11.060 --> 01:30:17.260 based on the number of opportunities that goalkeeper had to block or by the overall average placement of their team if opportunities were made minor 01:30:17.260 --> 01:30:22.300 minor difference. Sorry, I didn't understand that. I read it, but I didn't understand it. 01:30:24.140 --> 01:30:30.620 KDB had the highest individual goalkeeper rating, IC. But what does PK shootout mean? 01:30:32.460 --> 01:30:36.140 This individual performance of a streamer in the group portion was evaluated based on the 01:30:36.140 --> 01:30:41.740 number of successful kicks. IC, so it's only based off kicking. The streamers would be grouped 01:30:41.740 --> 01:30:46.940 based on the scores. Okay, okay. So Yotta, Jynxie, Danny, and Wardz over the only streamers who 01:30:46.940 --> 01:30:54.620 go three for three, they grouped into rank one and ended with eight. I see. And if they missed, 01:30:54.620 --> 01:31:03.100 they got a participation of one. Okay. Okay, maybe that makes more sense. Volleyball streamers 01:31:03.100 --> 01:31:08.940 would receive a point for a successful serve or contributing to the ball going over the net 01:31:08.940 --> 01:31:16.060 outside of a serve. Okay. It's used in favor of streamers who only have played one game as opposed 01:31:16.060 --> 01:31:23.820 to streamers who are able to participate in three games. I see. Because what did agent get? 01:31:26.300 --> 01:31:31.180 He got a score of eight in volleyball. I see. Because he only played one game of volleyball. 01:31:33.820 --> 01:31:37.660 Okay, never mind. I apologize. I was excited a lot of you brought back something similar to dodge 01:31:37.660 --> 01:31:41.260 ball. However, it's not as exciting to track performance in these as a lot of streamers can be 01:31:42.060 --> 01:31:45.660 out without having a chance to show their skills. Oh, yeah, because they fucking stepped on the 01:31:45.660 --> 01:31:53.740 fucking line. I rewarded points of the streamers able to do any of the following hit someone catch 01:31:53.740 --> 01:31:58.460 a ball or be alive till the end of the game catches reward double points for eliminating plus 01:31:58.460 --> 01:32:05.260 reviving. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, okay, now let's break it down. So they're saying the best 01:32:05.260 --> 01:32:11.020 This player overall was nice wig, who won in crate stack, got second in Cuba toss, finished 01:32:11.020 --> 01:32:18.300 high up in musical chairs, won volleyball, dodgeball did so so. 01:32:18.300 --> 01:32:24.140 Simon says literally got like top four, and then PK shootout did horribly, and ended with 01:32:24.140 --> 01:32:26.140 a score of 40.2. 01:32:26.140 --> 01:32:27.460 Okay. 01:32:27.460 --> 01:32:28.740 I mean, that's fair. 01:32:28.740 --> 01:32:30.620 That's a great performance. 01:32:30.620 --> 01:32:39.660 And then agent got third in paper airplane, plus, you know, average for goalkeeper, decent 01:32:39.660 --> 01:32:44.700 for musical chairs, top score for volleyball feels, I don't know, it feels weird. 01:32:44.700 --> 01:32:45.700 Yeah. 01:32:45.700 --> 01:32:54.860 It feels weird to get the top score on one game, but I'm, I'm, I'm kind of surprised. 01:32:54.860 --> 01:32:57.220 He was, I guess he was just a sleeper. 01:32:57.220 --> 01:33:01.560 It's because it's maybe because they didn't have any golds that it like agent didn't stick out to me 01:33:02.140 --> 01:33:06.940 Right. He didn't win any individual event, but he was just solid in pretty much every event 01:33:09.700 --> 01:33:12.240 Dude is that UK 01:33:13.180 --> 01:33:19.240 Locking down four of the bottom five positions. Excuse me bottom six 01:33:20.020 --> 01:33:22.020 That is rough 01:33:22.020 --> 01:33:23.700 That is rough 01:33:23.700 --> 01:33:25.700 Connor holding it down 01:33:27.220 --> 01:33:38.020 So, Salbit got third, T10, Nat, 12th, Devil League, 13th, Ray, 16th, and Enzo, 19th. 01:33:38.020 --> 01:33:41.940 Enzo, 19th is surprising. 01:33:41.940 --> 01:33:46.900 I feel like Enzo did well. 01:33:46.900 --> 01:33:52.820 I guess he didn't do great as a goalkeeper. 01:33:52.820 --> 01:33:53.820 Joe did well. 01:33:53.820 --> 01:33:54.820 Where's Joe? 01:33:54.820 --> 01:33:55.820 Joe got sixth overall. 01:33:55.820 --> 01:33:59.820 Second in the hundred meter fucking crazy bad in half and half. 01:34:00.780 --> 01:34:03.420 Musical chairs, pretty good. 01:34:03.420 --> 01:34:04.780 Ballad ball, great. 01:34:04.780 --> 01:34:05.580 Dodgeball, great. 01:34:05.580 --> 01:34:07.540 Simon says, all right, Pikachu to all right. 01:34:09.380 --> 01:34:10.220 It is interesting. 01:34:10.220 --> 01:34:11.220 So Katie B. 01:34:13.100 --> 01:34:16.060 Was the top performing woman at the games. 01:34:17.140 --> 01:34:19.980 Followed by Maya, followed by Cocoa. 01:34:19.980 --> 01:34:21.980 That adds up. 01:34:22.980 --> 01:34:24.740 That adds up. 01:34:24.740 --> 01:34:26.740 And then Nat and DevilDeak were solid. 01:34:27.940 --> 01:34:29.060 Yana did well. 01:34:34.180 --> 01:34:35.860 Jason kind of did better than I thought. 01:34:35.860 --> 01:34:37.140 I thought Jason did poorly. 01:34:37.540 --> 01:34:40.900 He got top 10, but I guess he did pretty well as a goalkeeper and a kicker. 01:34:41.820 --> 01:34:43.460 And in dodgeball, he was pretty decent. 01:34:47.340 --> 01:34:48.540 I was surprised. 01:34:48.540 --> 01:34:59.540 I don't know. Maybe I am valuing getting gold higher than other people, but I feel like Zoil won musical chairs and he is second to last. 01:34:59.540 --> 01:35:06.540 Do you know what I mean? Maybe that's my problem. Maybe I'm putting too much value personally, but like I feel like that's worth something. 01:35:06.540 --> 01:35:08.540 You know what I mean? Like I feel like... 01:35:13.340 --> 01:35:15.340 I feel like being one point... 01:35:21.100 --> 01:35:25.100 He's out on the bottom. I mean he's dead ass second to last and he solo won an event. 01:35:26.700 --> 01:35:30.780 It just feels like, you know, Jason the ween getting seven points for musical chairs 01:35:30.780 --> 01:35:37.900 and Zoelle getting eight. Like there's a huge difference between like fifth place and first place. 01:35:37.900 --> 01:35:40.700 Like it's massive. 01:35:49.180 --> 01:35:57.340 So I feel like the distributed weight of musical chairs doesn't account for the value of top three. 01:35:57.340 --> 01:36:02.260 Like I think too many people have too many points 01:36:07.540 --> 01:36:14.140 There should be a lot more ones because the average of this is probably like the average it seems like it's like five points or some shit 01:36:14.140 --> 01:36:16.140 I don't know why 01:36:22.020 --> 01:36:24.900 How do you change it I would 01:36:28.220 --> 01:36:31.980 Maybe do it like if you're the last member of your team you get more points 01:36:33.700 --> 01:36:38.200 Because like that's the most important thing is being the last member of your team 01:36:43.140 --> 01:36:45.140 But I'm not exactly sure 01:36:48.820 --> 01:36:51.120 There was also this one that somebody made 01:36:52.860 --> 01:36:54.860 Somebody made a different 01:36:54.860 --> 01:37:03.860 chart, which tracks stats. I don't know why it's the lowest res thing known to man. 01:37:07.860 --> 01:37:12.860 Indromental. Thank you, Indromental for the five gifted. 01:37:15.860 --> 01:37:21.860 So according to this, the top overall player was Tsukufal by Nat. Wait, what? 01:37:24.860 --> 01:37:33.120 Okay, I don't know if I buy this one either. 01:37:33.120 --> 01:37:40.260 This one has Agent 16th Place and KDB and 12th. 01:37:40.260 --> 01:37:46.580 Oh, this is purely based off of points. 01:37:46.580 --> 01:37:50.140 Oh, that makes more sense. 01:37:50.140 --> 01:37:54.140 purely based off of points and then giving you the individual. 01:37:57.660 --> 01:37:59.900 It's funny how it's weighted, though. 01:38:02.700 --> 01:38:03.460 I can't see shit. 01:38:03.460 --> 01:38:05.700 Yeah, it's pretty low rise. 01:38:08.580 --> 01:38:11.740 When you buy Sam Butcher next year, I invited Sam Butcher this year just too late. 01:38:11.740 --> 01:38:14.500 He was already busy. 01:38:14.500 --> 01:38:17.100 But Sam Butcher was going to go on the All Stars team. 01:38:17.100 --> 01:38:21.180 And I honestly think if he had been able to show up, they would have won again. 01:38:23.020 --> 01:38:24.780 He's quite an OP competitor. 01:38:26.540 --> 01:38:28.380 I deadass think they would have straight up won. 01:38:30.540 --> 01:38:33.580 Quackity, Quackity hit me up a week before the event. He said he couldn't make it 01:38:35.980 --> 01:38:41.340 because he was at the Spanish boxing event, which I get it. 01:38:43.340 --> 01:38:46.140 Okay, La Beleda is cooler than the streamer games. 01:38:47.100 --> 01:38:50.540 who replaced him. Nice figure place, 01:38:50.540 --> 01:38:53.260 and Bucha and Archie replaced quackity. 01:38:53.260 --> 01:38:56.220 Archie was originally on the All-Stars team, 01:38:56.220 --> 01:38:59.780 but I swapped him to Team Mexico because quackity dropped. 01:39:01.580 --> 01:39:05.140 Loser fruit couldn't make it, but I invited her. 01:39:05.140 --> 01:39:07.140 What about I show speed? 01:39:07.140 --> 01:39:11.140 I hit him up and he didn't 01:39:11.140 --> 01:39:13.980 reply like specifically replied, 01:39:13.980 --> 01:39:15.900 but I got the vibe that he was interested, 01:39:15.900 --> 01:39:17.300 but I just couldn't make it this year, 01:39:17.300 --> 01:39:18.900 but I'll probably make it next year. 01:39:18.900 --> 01:39:29.900 ["Street Dance"] 01:39:29.900 --> 01:39:31.900 By the way, did y'all see this? 01:39:32.900 --> 01:39:36.900 YouTube got us a billboard in Times Square. 01:39:38.900 --> 01:39:40.900 Which was kind of hype. 01:39:40.900 --> 01:39:42.900 I don't know why my face looks like that. 01:39:43.900 --> 01:39:44.900 That's a little crazy. 01:39:45.900 --> 01:39:53.720 This is gonna be more than 10k marketing. I did not pay for this shout out YouTube. Thank you YouTube 01:39:57.900 --> 01:40:03.000 P I think Pete did a great job counting. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's like a great. I well I had Pete um I 01:40:04.000 --> 01:40:07.800 Had them commentate dodgeball. Did you guys like the commentary for dodgeball? 01:40:08.420 --> 01:40:13.280 It's a little hard because I wanted to be able to like control things on the ground while having them commentate 01:40:15.900 --> 01:40:33.660 But something that I prefer to do on the ground like I wouldn't want the commentators to be 01:40:33.660 --> 01:40:39.580 commentating from the booth something like Cuba toss because I'm just there you know what 01:40:39.580 --> 01:40:45.820 I mean but something like volleyball or dodgeball I don't mind while his rage swapped out. 01:40:45.820 --> 01:40:47.820 He couldn't make it 01:40:51.940 --> 01:40:55.300 Dude, this is probably my favorite clip from the entire streamer game straight up 01:40:57.820 --> 01:40:59.820 Now do the Spongebob song 01:41:15.820 --> 01:41:28.820 Oh my goodness. 01:41:28.820 --> 01:41:40.900 Do I not take chill? 01:41:40.900 --> 01:41:41.900 Do you specify they do it? 01:41:41.900 --> 01:41:45.100 Dude, I literally hired the band and I said, this is the song I want. 01:41:45.100 --> 01:41:49.660 they said, what other songs do you want? I said, I don't care. I don't care, bro. 01:41:49.660 --> 01:41:55.380 You can do your regular routine. I just want this song, please. They did amazing, bro. 01:41:55.380 --> 01:42:01.180 Yeah. The halftime, I think the halftime was a great addition from last year to help, 01:42:01.180 --> 01:42:05.380 you know, add a little break. And I also think the halftime performances are great. The dancers 01:42:05.380 --> 01:42:17.100 and also the band. Yeah, I think they're great. But it went well, I think, bro. I was pumped 01:42:17.100 --> 01:42:24.540 with the event overall. All right, let's get into the drama. Let's get into it, y'all. 01:42:24.540 --> 01:42:38.640 time everybody it's time we got to make a tier list you know every year with 01:42:38.640 --> 01:42:43.400 streamer games we bring back popular events and then try out some new ones 01:42:43.400 --> 01:42:49.840 and we're always mixing it up we don't always get it perfect but it's time for 01:42:49.840 --> 01:42:58.960 us to be honest with how the events went and rank them. Here is our tier lists. S means 01:42:58.960 --> 01:43:06.880 absolutely a staple. S stands for staple, something that should be there every single 01:43:06.880 --> 01:43:14.120 year. A is a good event. Okay, we could see it again. It wouldn't be a bad idea to bring 01:43:14.120 --> 01:43:22.680 it back. B stands for Baram. An event that was all right. It was all right. It wasn't 01:43:22.680 --> 01:43:28.780 bad to watch. Maybe we don't bring it back next year. Okay. And then I'm actually just 01:43:28.780 --> 01:43:36.100 gonna switch straight up. I don't think we need to see Annaneth. I think I'm just gonna 01:43:36.100 --> 01:43:51.220 go straight to never again. Actually, you know what? C is kind of like an event that 01:43:51.220 --> 01:44:02.980 could be good. Like good idea, but maybe the execution didn't work out. Because that does 01:44:02.980 --> 01:44:08.380 happen. Sometimes the event's good but the execution didn't work out. Alright let's 01:44:08.380 --> 01:44:14.620 start with our S-Tiers. Let's start with our S-Tiers. Well actually you know what? 01:44:14.620 --> 01:44:19.380 Yeah let's start with our S-Tiers. I think absolute S-Tier, no questions asked. I 01:44:19.380 --> 01:44:25.140 think a staple that is enjoyable in every event is volleyball. I think 01:44:25.140 --> 01:44:30.180 volleyball is very fun, it's very straightforward, everyone has a good time 01:44:30.180 --> 01:44:38.320 participating it includes everyone which is great because not every event includes everyone I think volleyball is a awesome sport 01:44:42.580 --> 01:44:44.580 One that 01:44:47.580 --> 01:44:56.620 So B's alright C is has some problems, but could be good and then never again 01:45:00.180 --> 01:45:06.660 I think the 100 meter dash is A or B tier. 01:45:08.860 --> 01:45:12.220 Like, I think 100 meter dash is good because it's very quick. 01:45:13.300 --> 01:45:17.220 It is like the most popular Olympic event. 01:45:17.900 --> 01:45:20.060 So people are very familiar with it. 01:45:21.540 --> 01:45:22.260 It's boring. 01:45:22.260 --> 01:45:23.340 I don't think it's boring. 01:45:23.340 --> 01:45:25.260 It's not long enough to be boring. 01:45:25.820 --> 01:45:27.380 It's 15 seconds. 01:45:30.180 --> 01:45:47.380 But I think it's B, I think, I don't know if I agree with the relay being better. 01:45:47.380 --> 01:45:51.300 But maybe we could do a different distance. 01:45:51.300 --> 01:45:59.460 The 400 meter dash, a 4x100 is interesting, we did do a 4x100 before with like a goofy 01:45:59.460 --> 01:46:05.260 sort of twist. But I think it's B. I think I think it's all right. Archery is a never 01:46:05.260 --> 01:46:10.660 again. Okay. Archery is a straight up never again. Lock it in. I don't think the idea 01:46:10.660 --> 01:46:19.220 of archery is bad. But there's just, you know, at least one incident that comes to mind that 01:46:19.220 --> 01:46:28.820 made archery more stressful this year. So I think we should put archery in never again. 01:46:30.020 --> 01:46:34.260 It's just not, and it's not a highlight. You know what I mean? It's never like the best part. 01:46:34.260 --> 01:46:44.420 I don't think we're losing that much. Uh, paper airplane toss. I'm going to put C tier. I don't 01:46:44.420 --> 01:46:49.060 think it's a bad event. I don't think it's like somebody I'd never do again. But I think it would 01:46:49.060 --> 01:46:55.860 need to be like elevated in some fashion for it to be done again. Like either they're really high up 01:46:55.860 --> 01:47:02.500 or, you know, they have more time or something. I don't know. But I think like, you know, 01:47:02.500 --> 01:47:08.180 honestly, when you think about like streamer games events, like most of them don't require you to be 01:47:08.180 --> 01:47:11.620 like crazy athletic. Like obviously it's an advantage when you have somebody athletic like 01:47:11.620 --> 01:47:17.060 Joe Bart or KTV. But like the idea is that anyone can participate in it because it's streamers. 01:47:17.060 --> 01:47:20.220 So I don't want every event to be like 100 meter dash, you know, 01:47:20.220 --> 01:47:25.620 kuber toss, volleyball, dodge ball, penalty kick, now 400 meter 01:47:25.620 --> 01:47:31.300 that like, I like events where somebody can have an amazing 01:47:31.300 --> 01:47:35.300 moments and it not require physical prowess. 01:47:37.460 --> 01:47:39.780 It either requires brains or whatever. 01:47:41.420 --> 01:47:44.580 So I think but this that's why we do stuff like paper airplane 01:47:44.580 --> 01:47:53.740 toss. Um, but I don't think it was, I don't think it was exactly how I don't 01:47:53.740 --> 01:47:55.580 think it went as well as we thought it might. 01:47:56.500 --> 01:48:00.220 Uh, Cuba toss, I think it's an A. 01:48:02.020 --> 01:48:06.100 I think it's novel because of the cube. 01:48:06.300 --> 01:48:07.260 I think it's fun. 01:48:07.260 --> 01:48:08.020 I think it's quick. 01:48:08.020 --> 01:48:08.700 I think it's easy. 01:48:08.700 --> 01:48:09.380 I enjoy it. 01:48:10.380 --> 01:48:11.940 I don't mind Cuba toss at all. 01:48:11.940 --> 01:48:15.620 And it was better this year because we dropped it from 45 pounds to 01:48:16.660 --> 01:48:18.660 to 18 pounds 01:48:18.900 --> 01:48:20.900 A third toss might not be a bad idea 01:48:25.220 --> 01:48:30.500 I don't think it's b. I think it's more iconic than b. a is a good event and I think it's a good event 01:48:30.500 --> 01:48:46.380 Uh, what is this one? Oh dodgeball. Oh, I'll go back to that one. I think half and half 01:48:46.380 --> 01:48:51.100 I'll never do again. I think the idea of half and half is good, right? Like I think it's 01:48:51.100 --> 01:48:59.980 a solid idea. I think the issue with half and half is that it requires like indoor. 01:48:59.980 --> 01:49:02.900 It requires indoor, it's like a different environment. 01:49:02.900 --> 01:49:04.540 It doesn't make sense outside. 01:49:05.460 --> 01:49:06.900 It's just too hard to do outside. 01:49:06.900 --> 01:49:09.060 And it's not as good as the live audience. 01:49:10.300 --> 01:49:13.020 It was not as good as the live audience. 01:49:13.020 --> 01:49:15.740 It's so boring to run three minutes of ads for me 01:49:15.740 --> 01:49:17.320 and you watch your mouth. 01:49:19.100 --> 01:49:20.540 Okay, how about that? 01:49:20.540 --> 01:49:21.940 Split that down the middle. 01:49:24.260 --> 01:49:27.580 Bull riding, I think was good. 01:49:27.580 --> 01:49:29.220 I actually liked bull riding. 01:49:29.220 --> 01:49:31.920 I was a little nervous about it. 01:49:31.920 --> 01:49:33.480 I don't think it's S tier. 01:49:33.480 --> 01:49:36.020 I think it's A tier or B tier. 01:49:37.080 --> 01:49:39.960 I think it was fun, but it's not a staple for sure. 01:49:41.200 --> 01:49:43.420 I think it's A or B in my mind. 01:49:43.420 --> 01:49:46.320 Because it was fun, like, and obviously, like, 01:49:46.320 --> 01:49:49.080 you know, it's funny, like, Martin having his moment. 01:49:49.080 --> 01:49:52.440 But there's also a lot of bullshit with the R and G 01:49:52.440 --> 01:49:55.680 of the machine, just because it's not, like, objective, 01:49:55.680 --> 01:49:58.520 that I think can be a bit frustrating. 01:49:58.520 --> 01:50:00.520 But it has some cool moments in it, you know what I mean? 01:50:06.520 --> 01:50:09.520 Uh, I thought personally penalty kick shootout was awesome. 01:50:10.520 --> 01:50:16.520 Under the lights, last day, it went a bit long because I did so many of the tiebreakers, which I have to figure out. 01:50:17.520 --> 01:50:19.520 But I thought penalty kicks were fire. 01:50:20.520 --> 01:50:24.520 I think I would bring that back, or some version of it for sure. They were awesome. 01:50:28.520 --> 01:50:31.140 I think it was too long, but I also like 01:50:31.760 --> 01:50:34.480 You think it was too long as a viewer maybe because it was late at night 01:50:34.480 --> 01:50:38.080 But like the players really appreciated getting to each play three times 01:50:38.720 --> 01:50:44.480 Like I talked to Connor and UK after like they were really even though they lost like excited to be able to do it three times 01:50:44.480 --> 01:50:47.000 And like you know have more opportunity to like 01:50:47.720 --> 01:50:49.720 Have a moment 01:50:52.560 --> 01:50:57.360 But maybe it could be like first half day one second half day two, I don't know I'd have to think about it I 01:50:57.360 --> 01:51:00.680 I don't have to think about it to be honest. 01:51:00.680 --> 01:51:02.680 Uh, Kraitstack? 01:51:02.680 --> 01:51:05.240 I think Kraitstack was good. 01:51:05.240 --> 01:51:09.720 But I don't know if it was S tier. 01:51:09.720 --> 01:51:11.840 I think it was A tier. 01:51:11.840 --> 01:51:14.800 I think it can be S tier though. 01:51:14.800 --> 01:51:21.880 I think if we, I think honestly, if you shorten the amount of time to climb to five minutes, 01:51:21.880 --> 01:51:23.980 it's probably S tier. 01:51:23.980 --> 01:51:28.380 By itself, I think it's like as it was a tier. 01:51:31.620 --> 01:51:37.260 I was a little nervous about create stack like safety wise, but like it went super safe and. 01:51:39.360 --> 01:51:42.460 And I think I think yeah, I think we had a couple of good moments. 01:51:42.460 --> 01:51:44.160 But yeah, I think it was slightly faster. 01:51:44.160 --> 01:51:46.200 It would have been it would have been us here. 01:51:47.540 --> 01:51:49.540 Bring back basketball. 01:51:49.540 --> 01:51:53.960 Gameable isn't bad, but I wanted to I wanted to be more soccer this year. 01:51:53.980 --> 01:52:00.980 because of the World Cup and game of bowl can be pretty slow dodgeball honestly I 01:52:00.980 --> 01:52:07.220 think dodgeball could be good but I think there are too many people just 01:52:07.220 --> 01:52:12.940 stepped on the fucking line I feel like dodgeball I think it was beats here it 01:52:12.940 --> 01:52:19.900 could be good and obviously I've done a dodgeball event and it was fun but bro I 01:52:19.900 --> 01:52:21.900 Don't know what to do about maybe 01:52:21.940 --> 01:52:26.620 Maybe the rule should be like if you step on the line at the very start 01:52:26.620 --> 01:52:29.940 Then you just have to drop the ball instead of being eliminated. I 01:52:30.780 --> 01:52:35.580 Thought about doing that, but I didn't want to switch it partway through because people had already played and they would be upset 01:52:37.740 --> 01:52:42.740 And then maybe we can have like a maybe we can have like a warning and then an elimination, I don't know 01:52:44.220 --> 01:52:47.620 Maybe it's step past remove the line that doesn't make any sense 01:52:47.620 --> 01:52:52.380 Then you would just run to the other side. 01:52:52.380 --> 01:52:55.860 Maybe it's a thicker line and you can step on the line, but you can't step over the 01:52:55.860 --> 01:52:58.300 line maybe. 01:52:58.300 --> 01:53:00.140 I don't know. 01:53:00.140 --> 01:53:07.020 I was really surprised how many people broke the rule there. 01:53:07.020 --> 01:53:11.380 But I think dodgeball was B. Musical chairs? 01:53:11.380 --> 01:53:15.580 Okay, I love the visual. 01:53:15.580 --> 01:53:16.820 I love the visual. 01:53:16.820 --> 01:53:22.180 I think the top down drone shot when everyone's walking around looks awesome. 01:53:22.180 --> 01:53:24.460 That's why I love musical chairs. 01:53:24.460 --> 01:53:30.340 The issue with musical chairs is every single person constantly tries to cheat. 01:53:30.340 --> 01:53:35.380 Like beat drops aside, people will sit in a chair, say they didn't, you know, use their 01:53:35.380 --> 01:53:40.820 hands, like walk in a weird way, slow down to like, though, everyone's constantly cheating 01:53:40.820 --> 01:53:47.740 in a way that isn't fun for me. 01:53:47.740 --> 01:53:59.140 So I feel like Musical Chairs is like B or C. I don't mind it, but I think it's probably 01:53:59.140 --> 01:54:01.580 not one that needs to make a comeback. 01:54:01.580 --> 01:54:06.900 I might put it somewhere. 01:54:06.900 --> 01:54:15.140 I think it's kind of fun, but it's like, you know, and then Simon says, Simon says was the most controversial. 01:54:15.140 --> 01:54:16.300 It's ever been this year. 01:54:16.740 --> 01:54:21.900 I think mostly because of the VAR, but I think Simon says it's still a great event. 01:54:21.940 --> 01:54:22.740 I'll be honest. 01:54:23.140 --> 01:54:24.700 I think Simon says it's a great event. 01:54:25.580 --> 01:54:36.780 I think the VAR made it worse, but like, I think it's very hype and like, it's, 01:54:36.900 --> 01:54:42.500 a funny event in that it's like it requires skill, but it's hard to 01:54:43.500 --> 01:54:45.500 Exactly place what the skill is 01:54:46.620 --> 01:54:53.200 So to me Simon says like a staple of streamer games. We've had it in every one. I think this was the worst year for Simon says 01:54:54.740 --> 01:54:57.540 But I still think like it was really cool when Qt won 01:54:59.820 --> 01:55:02.580 Both times in the qualifier and in the main one 01:55:06.900 --> 01:55:21.540 But I think I'd need to change the format in some way. 01:55:21.540 --> 01:55:30.900 Agent had a funny clip crashing out about Simon says, he's like Simon says, play with 01:55:30.900 --> 01:55:31.900 the balls. 01:55:31.900 --> 01:55:34.860 Simon says, Simon says, make it come for me. 01:55:34.860 --> 01:55:41.660 is slapping a little bit. Fucking stupid game. He was pissed off about it. But anyway, I think 01:55:41.660 --> 01:55:50.540 this is my tier list. I think this is my tier list. The thing is, like, when you come up with games, 01:55:51.340 --> 01:55:56.780 you have to come up with games that would, like, multiple different groups of people would be good 01:55:56.780 --> 01:56:02.300 at. Like, I'll, I'll, I'll tell you literally the conversation that I have every year. Michael's, 01:56:02.300 --> 01:56:07.100 Like one of the main people who who he's like the guy who helps with all the games. He's great 01:56:07.100 --> 01:56:12.220 He's great at his job. I tell Michael every year. This is the exact prompts. I give him all right 01:56:12.220 --> 01:56:14.220 And I mean this in no disrespect. I got Michael 01:56:14.540 --> 01:56:16.540 We need a game for Lily Pichu 01:56:17.980 --> 01:56:22.340 That is like the prompt that is the conversation that we have 01:56:22.940 --> 01:56:29.420 When we are thinking about what games we put in it's like do we have a Lily Pichu game because if we don't 01:56:29.420 --> 01:56:35.700 It's bad. It's wrong. You know, that's not the purpose of streamer games. It's not the Olympics 01:56:36.180 --> 01:56:38.940 It's not it's not, you know, the Simon charity match 01:56:39.500 --> 01:56:42.780 It is it is ultimately a display of like skill 01:56:42.780 --> 01:56:47.900 But also like fun and everyone getting their moment regardless of their, you know physical ability 01:56:48.460 --> 01:56:52.900 And so it shouldn't just be an event where if you have five Joe Barts, you guaranteed win 01:56:52.900 --> 01:56:55.660 That's not the point and I think we kind of prove that this year by the way 01:56:55.660 --> 01:57:05.940 You look at Team USA everyone's like oh fucking voted team powerhouse actual Dodgers, you know, they're just gonna crush they did they got seven place 01:57:07.100 --> 01:57:11.460 Yes, they're very athletic, but like being athletic isn't the point 01:57:12.380 --> 01:57:18.820 The point is like adaptability camaraderie vibes, you know research practice clutch 01:57:19.540 --> 01:57:23.800 And and so literally every year I go. What's our Lily Peach you event? 01:57:23.800 --> 01:57:27.880 You know, like it's Simon says is like a Lily Pichu event 01:57:30.120 --> 01:57:34.260 You know musical chairs paper airplane half and half 01:57:37.080 --> 01:57:39.240 You gotta have your Lily Pichu event 01:57:47.720 --> 01:57:50.340 Dude, what if we did oh my god 01:57:50.340 --> 01:57:58.540 The 100 meter dash hot dog run where you eat the hot dog and run a hundred meters 01:58:05.420 --> 01:58:07.420 People would cheat I already know 01:58:08.500 --> 01:58:12.340 People would it would be in the back of the fucking it would be hidden I 01:58:13.460 --> 01:58:19.160 Guess we kind of did that didn't we did we have a relay where there was like an eating portion of the relay and we checked their mouth 01:58:19.160 --> 01:58:20.760 I forget what they were eating, though. 01:58:27.720 --> 01:58:30.760 Oh, I did do like a milk mile portion too, yeah. 01:58:32.200 --> 01:58:33.560 I forgot about the milk mile. 01:58:39.960 --> 01:58:41.720 But we're doing it for sure next year. 01:58:41.720 --> 01:58:46.280 I don't know how I'll do the teams. 01:58:46.280 --> 01:58:47.720 I like the idea of a draft. 01:58:47.720 --> 01:58:49.720 we'll see 01:58:50.620 --> 01:58:52.220 But we're for sure doing it 01:58:52.220 --> 01:58:56.140 I thought about doing a winter version and then I asked the idea in my head 01:58:56.980 --> 01:59:02.420 I was like, bro. I don't think any streamer like I don't think we could do one winter game 01:59:03.420 --> 01:59:07.380 I don't think we can do one. Maybe sled racing maybe 01:59:09.180 --> 01:59:11.180 That's probably it 01:59:11.180 --> 01:59:17.540 Snowball dodgeball, maybe I don't know 01:59:19.660 --> 01:59:23.180 What about world's greatest gamer that event's kind of dead man, I won't lie 01:59:23.300 --> 01:59:29.020 It's not a bad event or excuse me. It's not a bad idea. It's just the execution of that events really hard 01:59:29.900 --> 01:59:34.920 Wait, I actually like this volleyball idea. I think I want to do it. Can you guys help me come up with a list? 01:59:38.540 --> 01:59:40.540 Who would want to do volleyball 01:59:41.180 --> 01:59:48.100 All right lock in the goat sure I'm down 01:59:56.100 --> 02:00:01.500 Jinxy Jinxy I feel bad asking to do stuff because he doesn't leave his house a lot and he likes to stream every day 02:00:01.500 --> 02:00:02.820 But maybe he would want revenge 02:00:02.820 --> 02:00:06.780 I did see a clip that of Jinxy saying he might do it again next year streamer games 02:00:06.780 --> 02:00:10.480 Cuz I felt bad cuz Jinxie didn't have like a great moment and his chats 02:00:10.940 --> 02:00:14.720 Kind of fucking mean to him and I think they're like teasing him 02:00:14.720 --> 02:00:20.100 I think they actually like Jinxie but like you know when you're not doing well your chat is like joining in and they 02:00:20.100 --> 02:00:24.240 Like they think it's a joke, but it does feel bad. So I felt I felt bad for Jinxie 02:00:24.240 --> 02:00:27.220 I can't control it ultimately. You know what I mean? Like it's whatever happens happens 02:00:27.500 --> 02:00:30.340 But I hope you had fun and would do the streamer games again 02:00:32.980 --> 02:00:34.980 Yeah lock in 02:00:34.980 --> 02:00:41.140 Okay foolish. All right. Let me get some people who didn't participate in streamer games. Who would love to do it? 02:00:46.460 --> 02:00:48.460 Joe Bart, I'll always invite Joe Bart 02:00:53.500 --> 02:00:56.500 You think city on my do it Timmy you think would do it? 02:00:58.140 --> 02:00:59.620 Markiplier 02:00:59.620 --> 02:01:05.820 Dude, I'll come clean. I asked Markiplier to compete in streamer games and then he didn't answer me for a couple days 02:01:05.820 --> 02:01:11.660 So I unsent the message because I was embarrassed. I'm outing myself. I did do this 02:01:11.660 --> 02:01:16.180 Yes, I asked him because I saw someone on my reddit say that he said he might want to do it 02:01:16.180 --> 02:01:18.920 And I asked and then I fucking unsent that bitch snap 02:01:22.700 --> 02:01:24.700 Okay, yeah, sure 02:01:29.620 --> 02:01:31.620 Sambooch, Sambooch-a, yeah. 02:01:32.820 --> 02:01:33.820 Slimecicle. 02:01:34.920 --> 02:01:35.720 He would do it. 02:01:36.420 --> 02:01:37.720 Will Neff, sure. 02:01:39.820 --> 02:01:40.820 Adapt. 02:01:53.720 --> 02:01:57.320 I'll invite Danny Banz to any event I do ever for the rest of my fucking days. 02:01:57.320 --> 02:02:06.480 Danny Banz is such a great person to have everyone's great, but Danny Banz is great. 02:02:06.480 --> 02:02:10.720 Kajal. I asked Kajal to do streamer games, but he said no. He said no very quickly though. 02:02:10.720 --> 02:02:15.000 He's great at replying. I mean, I can ask for fucks the issue. 02:02:15.000 --> 02:02:22.000 I thought you're going Danny boy, Dan Danny boy. 02:02:22.000 --> 02:02:28.400 Dude, Fineberg's funny because I didn't talk to him for like a week and then he sent me 02:02:28.400 --> 02:02:31.880 a message out of the blue and I was like, ah, dude, I know you're probably boned, but 02:02:31.880 --> 02:02:33.080 I can't do streamer games. 02:02:33.080 --> 02:02:34.080 I'm busy. 02:02:34.080 --> 02:02:35.080 I replied. 02:02:35.080 --> 02:02:36.080 I replied. 02:02:36.080 --> 02:02:41.120 I was like, oh man, and in my head, I was like, I never fucking asked you to do streamer 02:02:41.120 --> 02:02:44.120 I don't even know if you can run a hundred fucking meters without dying. 02:02:45.620 --> 02:02:48.120 I was like unlucky, bro. What can you do? 02:02:48.120 --> 02:02:50.120 What can you do? 02:02:56.620 --> 02:02:58.120 Oh, yeah, Hanner? 02:03:02.620 --> 02:03:05.120 Your Twitch manager asked you? 02:03:05.120 --> 02:03:08.120 Wait, your Twitch manager asked you? 02:03:08.780 --> 02:03:11.980 Bro your twitch manager fucking hates you, bro. I'm not even a lot of you 02:03:15.620 --> 02:03:20.260 Because I invited everybody personally I literally invited zero people through twitch 02:03:25.740 --> 02:03:32.140 Ony pixel I don't think ony pixel would come to one of my events, but I'm happy he's back streaming 02:03:32.140 --> 02:03:43.760 streaming. Finally, some good fucking content in the morning. Liam. Oh, I got to invite 02:03:43.760 --> 02:03:49.600 super. I think super was mad that he didn't get invited to streamer games. 02:03:49.600 --> 02:04:01.420 Dude, I'm actually pissed. I didn't get to go to fucking streamer games. See what I'm saying 02:04:01.420 --> 02:04:09.460 Cuz Tim messaged me today during it Tim 64. These they were doing cuddle 02:04:09.460 --> 02:04:18.840 at streamer games bro they were fucking doing IRL cuddle oh my god I'm so 02:04:18.840 --> 02:04:22.420 fucking pissed I would have fucking nailed this shit and then he sent me the 02:04:22.420 --> 02:04:26.580 screenshot I think I don't know what he said thank god super isn't here to super 02:04:26.580 --> 02:04:32.220 TF isn't here to fuck this up yo I'm saying Ella retweet retweet he finally 02:04:32.220 --> 02:04:36.860 go 55 45 mods banned this guy anyways I gotta prove this fucking chatter earlier 02:04:36.860 --> 02:04:43.180 wrong we said it was like in 55 45 check me the pool wait is there a water on there August 2nd 02:04:45.660 --> 02:04:52.380 germa would would would germa and his retirement play a game of volleyball 02:05:02.140 --> 02:05:04.860 do you think goth and chespa do it you think levy would come out 02:05:04.860 --> 02:05:11.380 Oh, by the way, I had this idea levy's down. We're gonna do a stream with levy chat. Here it is check it out 02:05:11.820 --> 02:05:15.440 It's actually, you know what fucking let me pivot real quick. We need another list 02:05:17.180 --> 02:05:20.300 We're doing a Gotham chess 1v10 02:05:22.580 --> 02:05:29.780 Basically every time he wins we add a player to his multi game of chess 02:05:29.780 --> 02:05:36.800 So it starts out me versus him like a five-minute game of chess zero time added 02:05:37.080 --> 02:05:40.920 And you might be thinking letter. Well, he could be fucking infinite people with enough time 02:05:41.240 --> 02:05:46.840 He he he doesn't get more time. So he like always will have five minutes or something 02:05:47.240 --> 02:05:52.800 So like it'll be me, you know, maybe Tyler. I think Jinxie plays chess 02:05:54.440 --> 02:05:56.440 Connor I think plays chess 02:05:56.920 --> 02:05:58.920 Who else plays chess? 02:05:59.780 --> 02:06:05.140 I need my chess players. Does Joe play chess? 02:06:07.780 --> 02:06:09.780 Maybe Charlie would do it. 02:06:23.740 --> 02:06:25.740 Oh, yeah, virtual plays chess. 02:06:29.780 --> 02:06:35.540 Anyway, I got to set up a date for that still. Okay, wait back to my volleyball list. I'm trying to make a list of people for volleyball 02:06:36.540 --> 02:06:40.160 How many we at one two three four five six seven eight nine ten 02:06:44.180 --> 02:06:46.900 I would probably do six teams 02:06:46.900 --> 02:06:53.540 I would do 30 people because then I would do two groups of three round robin and then you would have 02:06:54.580 --> 02:06:58.940 Two teams eliminated and then you would do a top four bracket 02:06:59.780 --> 02:07:07.780 because you would want this would probably be a one day event this is not a two day event 02:07:07.780 --> 02:07:17.380 so that would be through sorry that would be one two wait how many games is that? 02:07:17.380 --> 02:07:24.260 that's three six seven eight nine maybe ten games of volleyball and then a game of volleyball 02:07:24.260 --> 02:07:29.260 Ball is like what? How long is the game of volleyball? 02:07:29.260 --> 02:07:44.540 Maybe 30 minutes? This is like maybe like roughly speaking like a 6 to 8 hour event? 02:07:44.540 --> 02:07:47.980 I think that's fine. Because I don't think you want to do it today. That's crazy. You 02:07:47.980 --> 02:08:15.100 a one day six to eight hours. Oh my god, do you think fucking Courtney Shane Trevor? 02:08:15.100 --> 02:08:34.100 they would do it. Yes, Inna might do it. RDC but not Mark Phillips. Gimme Ben. 02:08:45.100 --> 02:09:03.100 Jody and John. 02:09:03.100 --> 02:09:08.100 That was SOTYGOOL from Streamer U as well. 02:09:08.100 --> 02:09:23.500 course, Wendy and Evelyn. Tina, Tina might do it. I don't want to do too many people 02:09:23.500 --> 02:09:30.820 from out of town because then I have to pay for the flight. So I'm trying to pick people 02:09:30.820 --> 02:09:37.140 specifically who are in the States, ideally, as opposed to buying like an international 02:09:37.140 --> 02:09:42.580 flight for a one-day event. It just makes it a lot less feasible to do. 02:09:48.740 --> 02:09:53.220 You're a millionaire? Yeah, but we don't do events that don't make money anymore. Check. 02:09:56.740 --> 02:09:59.780 We're not doing it. We're not in the business of doing shit that loses money. 02:09:59.780 --> 02:10:13.460 There's also enough talent locally, or even like in the US, that I don't need to fly 02:10:13.460 --> 02:10:17.020 people from Europe or Asia. 02:10:17.020 --> 02:10:18.300 That's what Streamer Games is. 02:10:18.300 --> 02:10:20.780 This is just a chill volleyball event. 02:10:20.780 --> 02:10:22.900 Fumi Bean? 02:10:22.900 --> 02:10:25.300 Nah, you good. 02:10:25.300 --> 02:10:26.400 I'm just kidding, Fumi Bean. 02:10:26.400 --> 02:10:31.760 You could definitely be invited anytime. 02:10:31.760 --> 02:10:35.560 Would be honor to have you. 02:10:35.560 --> 02:10:42.480 I need H-Mong representation at my volleyball event. 02:10:42.480 --> 02:11:01.160 It's just pronounced mong please. 02:11:01.160 --> 02:11:04.480 I'm ignorant. 02:11:04.480 --> 02:11:05.480 You put Jason? 02:11:05.480 --> 02:11:06.840 Well I haven't invited anyone. 02:11:06.840 --> 02:11:09.300 I just made a makeup list. 02:11:09.300 --> 02:11:12.240 I have to figure out a date first. 02:11:12.240 --> 02:11:15.520 I had to figure out a date, and then we could maybe do it. 02:11:16.200 --> 02:11:18.160 But I think we have some good legs. 02:11:20.120 --> 02:11:22.440 Oh, did you guys see this by the way? 02:11:22.560 --> 02:11:23.080 Okay. 02:11:23.720 --> 02:11:24.000 Yeah. 02:11:24.000 --> 02:11:24.560 All right. 02:11:24.560 --> 02:11:25.480 Wait, real quick. 02:11:25.680 --> 02:11:26.960 This is important to talk about. 02:11:27.520 --> 02:11:33.080 I feel like it might be my time. 02:11:36.040 --> 02:11:38.880 You know, I was the number one streamer only for one month in my 02:11:38.880 --> 02:11:43.320 careers during the sub-a-thon and now like you know Kai and speed are the 02:11:43.320 --> 02:11:48.360 biggest streamers in the world it's not close but I think I have a feeling they 02:11:48.360 --> 02:11:52.800 might finally retire because I have heard this new challenge they are doing is 02:11:52.800 --> 02:11:56.600 literally going to make them quit streaming if you didn't see let's watch 02:11:56.600 --> 02:11:58.600 the video to get 02:12:08.880 --> 02:12:10.880 My car! Again! On hardcore! 02:12:10.880 --> 02:12:11.880 You know how long this- 02:12:11.880 --> 02:12:13.880 I don't want to play no bosses! 02:12:13.880 --> 02:12:14.880 How long does this take? 02:12:14.880 --> 02:12:16.880 Wait up for 98 hours, dude! 02:12:16.880 --> 02:12:18.880 How many we have left? 02:12:19.880 --> 02:12:21.880 Did we get them all? 02:12:21.880 --> 02:12:22.880 Did we get them? 02:12:22.880 --> 02:12:25.880 No, no, no, listen, uh... 02:12:25.880 --> 02:12:27.880 You're going to take the warden, and I'm going to- 02:12:27.880 --> 02:12:29.880 What? And they wanted! 02:12:29.880 --> 02:12:31.880 What did they wanted, please? 02:12:31.880 --> 02:12:32.880 Oh my gosh, you might be good. 02:12:32.880 --> 02:12:33.880 What? 02:12:33.880 --> 02:12:35.880 This stream is going to take forever! 02:12:35.880 --> 02:12:37.880 You don't know what the warden is! 02:12:37.880 --> 02:13:05.680 So they're doing a hardcore Minecraft run that actually starts in two days and the issue 02:13:05.680 --> 02:13:11.520 that they decided to make things harder by including the wither the warden the elder guardian and the 02:13:11.520 --> 02:13:18.000 ender dragon now i've actually never done this so i don't know how hard this is to be honest 02:13:18.880 --> 02:13:27.920 i think the only one that's hard is the warden right the rest ain't that bad i'm pretty sure i 02:13:27.920 --> 02:13:35.040 only speedrun 1.16 so i don't know shit about 1.21 or 2.2 or whatever but i'm pretty sure the wither 02:13:35.040 --> 02:13:42.800 is like kind of fucking free and the uh or at least the elder guardian is free for sure 02:13:45.600 --> 02:13:48.160 but the warden is the big cheese right 02:13:52.880 --> 02:13:57.520 so this was their play through last time they've done this before this was two years ago actually 02:13:57.520 --> 02:14:10.660 to the month. And they beat it. It took 105 hours. And they ended up getting full diamond 02:14:10.660 --> 02:14:18.200 armor. I don't think maybe they enchanted. They definitely enchanted. But they had full 02:14:18.200 --> 02:14:23.660 diamond armor and then they finally did it without too much risk, really. I think Kai 02:14:23.660 --> 02:14:35.060 I had like a pumpkin hat on and they just bowed the dragon down and they won. 02:14:35.060 --> 02:14:36.980 I feel like everyone is talking. 02:14:36.980 --> 02:14:38.820 I've seen some of the discourse online. 02:14:38.820 --> 02:14:41.500 People are talking like they have signed up for a death sentence. 02:14:41.500 --> 02:14:46.660 People are talking like, oh, wow, enjoy the next two days because you're going to be 02:14:46.660 --> 02:14:48.060 streaming forever. 02:14:48.060 --> 02:14:50.460 This marathon's never going to end. 02:14:50.460 --> 02:14:51.460 GG. 02:14:51.460 --> 02:14:52.960 GG, you're cooked. 02:14:52.960 --> 02:14:59.820 Longstream incoming like literally that's how everybody's talking for square with a small ball like the Australians play would work 02:15:00.040 --> 02:15:04.560 Some advantage to little people who's Oli high-key Oli 02:15:04.960 --> 02:15:06.960 high-key Oli 02:15:08.840 --> 02:15:10.840 Professional Minecraft player 02:15:11.880 --> 02:15:18.180 Upgrade it might be hinting that there's a massive update coming firstly the texture for maps have been significantly improved 02:15:18.180 --> 02:15:24.700 Especially fulfilled in maps. Okay, Ollie. Are we actually a professional Minecraft player or do you just make Minecraft YouTube videos? 02:15:24.700 --> 02:15:26.700 There's a difference here. No 02:15:27.460 --> 02:15:29.460 Are you good, I feel like your ass 02:15:32.180 --> 02:15:37.460 No shade bro, I'm not saying that you're not a great youtuber, I just think you're ass at Minecraft 02:15:38.980 --> 02:15:42.660 Like I'm a Minecraft bro like straight up. You know what I mean? 02:15:44.300 --> 02:15:46.300 Like I have a 1330 02:15:46.300 --> 02:15:52.860 I can be done with the game before dinner. That's what I do. Okay 02:15:55.700 --> 02:15:59.880 Professional micro player here, I genuinely think the stream may never end. I'm being so serious and 02:16:00.700 --> 02:16:05.100 Then why does this look better than Minecraft movie? Okay, this marathon is never gonna end 02:16:07.540 --> 02:16:11.040 This shit says warden they're gonna be there for a while 02:16:16.300 --> 02:16:23.100 So it's really just the warden that are like right now and I'll call you like the warden. That's the problem, huh? 02:16:28.220 --> 02:16:33.260 Okay, is this a dumb question if you just have fully enchanted diamond armor, can you just beat the warden? 02:16:42.140 --> 02:16:44.140 You get two shot what? 02:16:46.300 --> 02:16:52.300 Eating the warden with no armor, with no sword, and no armor. 02:17:10.300 --> 02:17:12.300 How did he live it with no armor? 02:17:16.300 --> 02:17:46.260 Wait, is this a dumb question, why don't you just build 4 blocks up and shoot it? 02:17:46.260 --> 02:17:58.900 in the head. 02:17:58.900 --> 02:18:01.340 Here's the best way to kill the warden in Minecraft. 02:18:01.340 --> 02:18:04.580 First make sure you have a location of an ancient city as that's where you'll find 02:18:04.580 --> 02:18:05.580 them. 02:18:05.580 --> 02:18:08.540 Before even entering the city make sure you have the best armor possible and I mean the 02:18:08.540 --> 02:18:11.340 best armor because this mob is no joke. 02:18:11.340 --> 02:18:15.780 I mean it has 250 hearts and a sonic boom that goes through any type of block. 02:18:15.780 --> 02:18:19.900 However, the Wardens' boom only reaches 20 blocks high, so the best way would be using 02:18:19.900 --> 02:18:22.940 a bow directly above the Warden, causing the most damage. 02:18:22.940 --> 02:18:23.940 Easy. 02:18:23.940 --> 02:18:26.320 Make sure the bow has Power 5 and Infinity. 02:18:26.320 --> 02:18:29.940 After about 24 shots, you'll finally defeat the Warden and get the rarest lock in the 02:18:29.940 --> 02:18:30.940 game. 02:18:30.940 --> 02:18:32.860 Never mind, it's the Skulk Catalyst. 02:18:32.860 --> 02:18:34.060 What a disappointment. 02:18:34.060 --> 02:18:39.660 Wait, okay, I have a question. 02:18:39.660 --> 02:18:46.660 How much damage does it do when you're wearing max armor? 02:18:57.620 --> 02:19:00.260 Oh my god, you can summon a fucking... 02:19:00.260 --> 02:19:02.220 Golem, that's smart. 02:19:02.220 --> 02:19:04.180 Oh, this is low key smart, bro. 02:19:04.180 --> 02:19:09.260 This is like an Osama dose if you play Dofus. 02:19:09.260 --> 02:19:10.460 That's clever as hell. 02:19:15.660 --> 02:19:16.860 Get my summons to do it. 02:19:19.860 --> 02:19:21.360 Okay, so, okay, this is a good video. 02:19:21.660 --> 02:19:23.260 So it kills you if you have no armor. 02:19:23.960 --> 02:19:26.060 It kills you with leather armor, one shot. 02:19:27.260 --> 02:19:28.760 Gold armor it kills for sure. 02:19:30.660 --> 02:19:32.960 Eye or an armor also kills you. 02:19:32.960 --> 02:19:35.060 Okay, diamond armor, I think you live a hit, right? 02:19:36.460 --> 02:19:39.160 Oh, okay, probably diamond, oh, another right armor. 02:19:39.260 --> 02:19:48.260 Now you live for sure. Wow. Okay, diamond armor. Wow, Netherite. Wow. 02:19:48.260 --> 02:20:02.260 Oh. Wow. Okay. Protect four, you take at least three hits, right? Okay, there we go. 02:20:02.260 --> 02:20:07.340 Protect 4 with God Apple. 02:20:07.340 --> 02:20:10.660 That's like 6 hits. 02:20:10.660 --> 02:20:13.940 7 hits. 02:20:13.940 --> 02:20:16.060 Okay. 02:20:16.060 --> 02:20:17.300 What's a turtle pot? 02:20:17.300 --> 02:20:19.900 Like defense I guess? 02:20:19.900 --> 02:20:22.100 Oh wow. 02:20:22.100 --> 02:20:25.060 Oh my God. 02:20:25.060 --> 02:20:28.500 Oh the turtle pot's crazy. 02:20:28.500 --> 02:20:31.540 Oh my God this is amazing. 02:20:31.540 --> 02:20:45.940 Warden spawn in packs, what? 02:20:45.940 --> 02:20:49.660 But isn't the warden blind? 02:20:49.660 --> 02:20:53.500 Why don't you just simply like crouch and sneak around? 02:20:55.300 --> 02:20:57.260 Do do do do do do do. 02:20:58.260 --> 02:21:02.700 Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. 02:21:04.020 --> 02:21:04.780 He can smell you. 02:21:04.780 --> 02:21:06.780 What if you throw a potion of stink? 02:21:14.780 --> 02:21:18.060 Could you walk around a warden now hear me out 02:21:18.060 --> 02:21:22.140 and trap it in a corner, right? 02:21:22.140 --> 02:21:24.680 And then, but without touching it, 02:21:24.680 --> 02:21:27.860 and then put 40 TNT on it, 02:21:27.860 --> 02:21:31.120 and then go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, 02:21:32.820 --> 02:21:33.780 wouldn't that work? 02:21:42.300 --> 02:21:44.780 Yeah, wait, why don't you just put it in a, 02:21:44.780 --> 02:21:47.060 brother, why don't you just do a lava trap? 02:22:18.060 --> 02:22:25.540 How much TNT does it take to kill the warden part to my class so cool cuz if you have a question about anything in the fucking game 02:22:25.540 --> 02:22:27.540 There's a YouTube short about it 02:22:28.180 --> 02:22:30.180 300 02:22:31.300 --> 02:22:37.700 How many turtle eggs does it take 100 to feed the warden so much it explodes from food over does 02:22:39.940 --> 02:22:42.500 How did you get out and how are you alive? 02:22:44.460 --> 02:22:46.460 500 02:22:48.060 --> 02:22:53.820 Oh my god, how are you still alive? 02:22:53.820 --> 02:22:58.060 All right, 1000 likes and I'll do 10,000 TNT on it. 02:22:58.060 --> 02:23:08.300 Well, brother, it's annoying because I wanted to watch it. 02:23:08.300 --> 02:23:12.340 Dude I wanted to do a quick shout out to three things. 02:23:12.340 --> 02:23:17.620 First off, can we get a wall of W's in the chat real quick? 02:23:18.460 --> 02:23:20.460 There is this guy 02:23:21.300 --> 02:23:22.660 Ben 02:23:22.660 --> 02:23:28.860 Who did the entirety of tip-to-tip Japan on foot? 02:23:28.860 --> 02:23:33.300 I saw this but I was busy with streamer games, so I haven't got to talk about it yet 02:23:33.740 --> 02:23:36.260 But this guy Ben bro look at this 02:23:36.700 --> 02:23:39.740 Started where we started in Kate Misaki 02:23:39.740 --> 02:23:47.460 Satamisuki in in the south of Japan and walked to if you watch him to tip you remember this this iconic 02:23:50.140 --> 02:23:58.500 Sata no soya soya miski the like the landmark or whatever, but he did look he did as walked at all 02:23:59.060 --> 02:24:01.060 Isn't that crazy? 02:24:02.500 --> 02:24:06.500 Tip-to-tip and a cyclophone really inspired me to try my own journey and as of yesterday 02:24:06.500 --> 02:24:12.780 I completed my own tip-to-tip having done all 3,000 kilometers on foot camping along the way for charity 02:24:12.980 --> 02:24:16.660 Took me 135 days in most of my sanity, but I would do it again 02:24:16.660 --> 02:24:20.420 And then he thanked me because he said he would have done it without seeing those videos 02:24:21.180 --> 02:24:23.780 Congrats the beer grows amazing finally sharing was the best part 02:24:23.780 --> 02:24:27.300 Have you considered getting a motorcycle at speed of your travels also can you shut up the charity? 02:24:27.780 --> 02:24:32.740 Things are asking all the proceeds went to Red Cross UK which provides humanitarian aid to those caught in crisis 02:24:32.740 --> 02:24:36.520 clothes chose them due to their direct support they provided Gaza Ukraine in 02:24:36.520 --> 02:24:42.060 other war zones Pog what shoes a pair of Morelle Alverstone two shoes I bought 02:24:42.060 --> 02:24:47.200 for the walk how did camping work I feel like I barely saw well I saw more 02:24:47.200 --> 02:24:53.560 camping in Japan in China to be fair kind of a gray area most areas were 02:24:53.560 --> 02:24:57.960 used enough to see seeing with pilgrims and other travelers yeah I guess there's 02:24:57.960 --> 02:25:02.560 a lot of pilgrims Wow congrats how can someone afford this since I was walking 02:25:02.560 --> 02:25:06.000 in camping there's no combination of travel expenses. Food's really cheap. Getting here 02:25:06.000 --> 02:25:07.520 and equipment is the only real expenses. 02:25:10.320 --> 02:25:14.560 How does one take off half a year from work? That's a great question. I left my job actually. 02:25:14.560 --> 02:25:18.480 Was planning to take a master's degree anyway, so left a few months earlier for the chance to do 02:25:18.480 --> 02:25:26.560 this before. Yeah, it's so cool, bro. I thought there's a 90-day travel limit. I'm from the UK, 02:25:26.560 --> 02:25:28.560 So I could apply for a visa extension 02:25:30.400 --> 02:25:36.760 What is the math if you if it's 3,000 kilometers and you walk for a hundred thirty-five days 02:25:37.240 --> 02:25:44.440 You're averaging about what like two hundred twenty kilometers. Maybe two hundred thirty kilometers a day 02:25:46.600 --> 02:25:52.640 No, that's wrong you're I'm an idiot. It's a tenth of that you're averaging like 23 kilometers a day 02:25:52.640 --> 02:26:00.400 I thought about how long 230 kilometers is you're walking about like 15 miles a day, right? Is that it? 02:26:03.560 --> 02:26:06.880 15 miles a day every day 02:26:10.280 --> 02:26:16.480 That's pretty beast that's a lot just a classy half marathon every day 02:26:16.480 --> 02:26:24.180 god it's you know what Japan is the best place to do that on earth because you 02:26:24.180 --> 02:26:36.040 just have a like a checkpoint you have a beautiful reliable consistent what's 02:26:36.040 --> 02:26:48.000 the word konbini konbini every like 2 miles by the way shout out that dude also shout 02:26:48.000 --> 02:26:54.480 out speaking of tip to tip saw this in my local stationery store and it's just my thumbnail 02:26:54.480 --> 02:27:02.160 printed out in stationery we are white foreigners traveling by bike across Japan is what it 02:27:02.160 --> 02:27:07.280 says in Japanese. That's funny because that wasn't even our alt in Japan. That was our 02:27:07.280 --> 02:27:22.680 Chinese alt used for Japanese. Also, Tim, you got to get on this, bro. They're saying 02:27:22.680 --> 02:27:29.800 we need this as a stream. We'll be right back. Screen. We need the gift, bro. Anyway, I got 02:27:29.800 --> 02:27:31.800 R.P. 02:29:29.800 --> 02:29:48.040 Oh Tim by the way Tim I think I think we can play no more Snake Eater it got the 02:29:48.040 --> 02:29:54.000 streamer games Vaude demonetized which is a bummer 02:29:54.000 --> 02:30:02.880 It's a sad day, dude. It's a sad day. It got the streamer games VOD demonetized. And then 02:30:02.880 --> 02:30:06.280 do you want to know what Tim did? Okay, I'm going to put you in a blast real quick, Tim. 02:30:06.280 --> 02:30:11.440 Tim, because we did this thing where after streamer games, we would run the VOD back 02:30:11.440 --> 02:30:15.080 a second time, you know, for like different time zones and then like spam with ads. It 02:30:15.080 --> 02:30:18.760 took away to make like a few thousand more dollars and, and, and, you know, other people 02:30:18.760 --> 02:30:25.320 bit to watch it. He deleted the original VOD of Streamer games on my Twitch channel. 02:30:25.320 --> 02:30:30.160 Like Day 2 is just gone. He just deleted that shit. He misclicked. 02:30:30.160 --> 02:30:43.440 Day 2 is just GG. Shout out to multi-streaming though. 02:30:43.440 --> 02:30:48.680 It's on YouTube who cares. See, we do lose just for your info, like hundreds of dollars. 02:30:48.680 --> 02:30:50.680 thousands 02:30:50.680 --> 02:30:55.760 It is it's not I don't want you to think that this is I'm not mad at you 02:30:55.760 --> 02:30:58.520 I'm just saying I don't want you to come off thinking that this is a 02:31:00.040 --> 02:31:02.040 Consequences this action 02:31:03.120 --> 02:31:05.120 You still get paid off of 02:31:06.920 --> 02:31:08.920 Like the views there 02:31:18.680 --> 02:31:24.460 I'm not I said, I'm not mad. I just said it's not a I don't want it to be a habit 02:31:30.140 --> 02:31:32.140 Did you invite 02:31:32.220 --> 02:31:35.500 Adaptive streamer games. Yeah, I invited him. He said he he couldn't make it 02:31:36.500 --> 02:31:38.500 No, I 02:31:38.580 --> 02:31:40.580 Can talk about it now 02:31:41.240 --> 02:31:48.460 Okay, we had 40 people attend streamer games. I probably invited a hundred people 02:31:48.680 --> 02:31:55.240 and that's not an exaggeration. I think 100 people received a DM from me trying to get them to come. 02:31:56.040 --> 02:31:58.520 And then of the 100, I probably had like 02:32:01.080 --> 02:32:09.720 70 reply. And then of the 70, I probably had like 50 say yes. And then of the 50 say yes, 02:32:09.720 --> 02:32:15.800 I had 10 dropout. I think it's probably the math if I were to figure it out. 02:32:15.800 --> 02:32:21.800 So, like, a lot of people, all right, didn't answer, which is fine. 02:32:21.800 --> 02:32:23.800 I'm not mad if someone doesn't answer me. 02:32:23.800 --> 02:32:24.800 There's no expectation. 02:32:24.800 --> 02:32:26.800 Like, sometimes I get, yeah, I can get aired. 02:32:26.800 --> 02:32:28.800 I'm not too big to get aired. 02:32:28.800 --> 02:32:31.800 Like, I think a lot of you guys saw I got aired by Ice Show Speed 02:32:31.800 --> 02:32:34.800 because Ice Show Speed leaked as DMs in there. 02:32:34.800 --> 02:32:37.800 It's just me going, bumping this, by the way. 02:32:37.800 --> 02:32:40.800 Hey, just bumping this, by the way. 02:32:40.800 --> 02:32:52.360 Um, but, but I don't mind getting aired, you know, I don't mind people who obviously reply 02:32:52.360 --> 02:32:53.880 and say, no, I can't make it. 02:32:53.880 --> 02:32:54.880 That's fine. 02:32:54.880 --> 02:32:58.480 Obviously like others, you know, you're busy, whatever I get it. 02:32:58.480 --> 02:33:04.840 The only people who I will blacklist in my head who are never invited to streamer games 02:33:04.840 --> 02:33:11.720 again for as long as I run it are the people who say yes and then like you know flake 02:33:14.440 --> 02:33:20.120 because like it just makes my life so much harder and it makes me so stressed inside and I want to 02:33:20.120 --> 02:33:26.760 die and I get it like I get like it's busy you gotta actually go on whatever whatever whatever but 02:33:27.800 --> 02:33:30.360 it makes me want to perish and I don't like the feeling 02:33:34.840 --> 02:33:44.840 Uh dude, but I'm so happy it worked out. 02:33:44.840 --> 02:33:46.680 I was so worried about team France. 02:33:46.680 --> 02:33:54.280 I was going to compete until the Thursday before streamer games because team France, 02:33:54.280 --> 02:33:55.560 I had four people. 02:33:55.560 --> 02:33:59.880 I was trying to get a fifth two people of the four people dropped. 02:33:59.880 --> 02:34:01.080 So I was down to two people. 02:34:01.080 --> 02:34:02.640 I was down to two people. 02:34:02.640 --> 02:34:05.880 I had two people locked and the event was like in a week. 02:34:07.400 --> 02:34:11.760 And so I, I locked the three people, but I was going to just compete. 02:34:11.760 --> 02:34:14.160 I was going to be like, all right, I'll just play for team France, I guess, 02:34:14.500 --> 02:34:18.080 which I was really hoping to not do because it's a lot harder to host an 02:34:18.080 --> 02:34:19.640 event and participate in it. 02:34:19.640 --> 02:34:21.820 And there's, I don't bring that much value participating. 02:34:21.820 --> 02:34:23.040 I bring a lot more hosting. 02:34:24.960 --> 02:34:27.480 Everyone was saying just do slime in a mime outfit. 02:34:27.480 --> 02:34:34.040 But I think for the streamers who said yes, who were like responsive, 02:34:34.040 --> 02:34:37.280 attentive, showed up, it would be disrespectful to them. 02:34:37.280 --> 02:34:37.840 You know what I'm saying? 02:34:37.840 --> 02:34:43.200 Like for Magla, who was like amazing to work with or like, you know, 02:34:43.200 --> 02:34:48.200 Joelle or whoever, whoever on team friends, if they were like, showed up and I was 02:34:48.200 --> 02:34:50.480 like, here's slime and a mime outfit. 02:34:52.040 --> 02:34:54.760 They're, they would probably be like, oh, that's, you know, I get it, but 02:34:54.760 --> 02:34:55.800 that kind of feels bad. 02:34:55.800 --> 02:35:05.880 So, I would feel it would be disrespectful to them as opposed to just making the effort 02:35:05.880 --> 02:35:07.380 to find people. 02:35:07.380 --> 02:35:13.160 And, by the way, the fourth and fifth people I found for Team France were Joelle and Suku, 02:35:13.160 --> 02:35:16.120 who were probably two of my favorite people that came overall. 02:35:16.120 --> 02:35:22.480 Like, they were so appreciative, they were so nice, they were so great to work with, 02:35:22.480 --> 02:35:28.640 like, you know, it was like a genuine blessing. Like, I'd fucking, I'd have them back at any event. 02:35:29.760 --> 02:35:32.240 They were great. Everyone from Team Francis is great. 02:35:35.680 --> 02:35:40.080 Thank you for inviting Phelps. Well, I just hit up Selbit. I was like, 02:35:40.080 --> 02:35:42.480 would you want a Portuguese broadcast? And he was like, yeah, and I was like, 02:35:42.480 --> 02:35:45.920 would you want to cast her? And he's like, yeah, Phelps. So that was, that was him. I didn't, 02:35:45.920 --> 02:35:49.600 I hadn't, I didn't like reach out to, I reached out to Selbit to ask his 02:35:49.600 --> 02:35:54.520 his preference because obviously he was going to be on his stream as well. 02:35:54.520 --> 02:35:57.200 So I didn't want to like give him a caster that he didn't like. 02:35:57.200 --> 02:35:59.280 But Selbit was great, bro. 02:35:59.280 --> 02:36:03.320 I think I got, I got lunch with Selbit on Friday. 02:36:03.320 --> 02:36:05.480 We did streamer game Saturday and Sunday. 02:36:05.480 --> 02:36:09.120 I hung out with Selbit after at the after party on Sunday. 02:36:09.120 --> 02:36:13.280 And then on Monday yesterday, I got dinner with Selbit again. 02:36:13.280 --> 02:36:18.280 And I still after Selbit left thought, man, we didn't get to hang out enough. 02:36:18.280 --> 02:36:19.280 That was my first thought. 02:36:19.280 --> 02:36:21.280 It was, damn, we did not get to hang out enough. 02:36:30.920 --> 02:36:32.760 No, he's not added to the harem, bro. 02:36:32.760 --> 02:36:34.680 We're both engaged men, okay? 02:36:34.680 --> 02:36:38.000 We're both, we're both taken men. 02:36:44.760 --> 02:36:46.200 Selbett was so cringe. 02:36:46.200 --> 02:36:48.200 Mods 02:36:48.240 --> 02:36:54.360 Boo get his ass get his ass before the Brazilians do 02:36:59.520 --> 02:37:01.480 Cellbit was into it, bro 02:37:01.480 --> 02:37:07.280 That's why this year was better than last year is because last year we did a draft in some of the teams ended up 02:37:07.560 --> 02:37:14.800 Absolute dog shit and so the people who are part of the team stopped caring and the captain stopped caring this year 02:37:14.800 --> 02:37:18.160 everybody cared, which is what made it cool. And so, what's 02:37:18.160 --> 02:37:22.640 sell its biggest crime, caring too much? How can I, as someone 02:37:22.640 --> 02:37:27.200 who runs the event, ever flame that? That's the goal, is that 02:37:27.200 --> 02:37:30.000 they care too much. Because then that means it's important, 02:37:30.000 --> 02:37:33.280 you know? It means they'll try hard. It means they'll, it's a 02:37:33.280 --> 02:37:39.360 good thing. But yeah, I think that the only issue with the 02:37:39.360 --> 02:37:44.320 draft is, the draft is really fun, but there is a social 02:37:44.320 --> 02:37:49.920 pressure to draft your friends. And sometimes your friends are dog shit at sports. 02:37:51.920 --> 02:37:58.880 So when I look back at like the teams from Shira games 2025, like disguised toast drafted friends, 02:37:58.880 --> 02:38:04.720 you know, agent drafted friends, Jason, the wean drafted friends. And, and like, you know, 02:38:04.720 --> 02:38:08.240 I have a real job like vanilla also drafted friends, but it doesn't work out for everybody. 02:38:09.280 --> 02:38:11.920 You know, it doesn't work out for everybody. 02:38:14.320 --> 02:38:26.400 The post team was bad, Jason's team was bad, agent's team was horrible. 02:38:26.400 --> 02:38:33.560 So I don't know, it's funny, I think I did a better job balancing teams by hand picking 02:38:33.560 --> 02:38:36.360 everybody than a draft did. 02:38:36.360 --> 02:38:40.040 It shouldn't work like that, you know? 02:38:40.040 --> 02:38:44.280 It shouldn't work like that. 02:38:44.280 --> 02:38:51.080 Jason's team get fourth. We're talking about how missing podium is now good. Brother, he missed 02:38:51.080 --> 02:38:58.680 podium. This year, four teams tied for fourth, maybe three teams. Team UK. Yeah, that one was a wash. 02:38:59.560 --> 02:39:04.120 I'll give you that. That one was a wash. No, I'll give you that. That one was a wash. The other seven, 02:39:04.120 --> 02:39:14.120 though. Great balancing. Great balancing. It might just be about picking captains who are really 02:39:14.120 --> 02:39:21.420 sweaty because I picked captains off of people who I thought would be good vibes like agents 02:39:21.420 --> 02:39:25.920 a great vibe but maybe agents a better player because he can fit on any team than a captain 02:39:25.920 --> 02:39:29.200 because he's not necessarily the guy who's gonna like push his team and force them to 02:39:29.200 --> 02:39:30.760 fucking sweat or whatever. 02:39:44.120 --> 02:39:58.360 USA was not ass. USA was a great team that just didn't perform. I think the issue with 02:39:58.360 --> 02:40:05.080 USA is that they divvied up the tasks incorrectly using Joe Bart and Jinxie on half and half 02:40:05.080 --> 02:40:19.820 was a throw they threw they entered had they used Joe on you know another more athletic 02:40:19.820 --> 02:40:32.820 event I don't exactly know what off top bull ride maybe archery perhaps yeah would have 02:40:32.820 --> 02:40:37.540 been more valuable and then you could have Jinxie like Jinxie maybe on bull ride 02:40:41.460 --> 02:40:43.060 but they just I think they divvied it up wrong 02:40:46.500 --> 02:40:49.780 Jinxie was horrible I think Jinxie gets way too much shit he was not horrible 02:40:50.340 --> 02:40:55.220 I think people are mean to Jinxie Jinxie was literally top 20 players of 40 so he's top half 02:40:56.180 --> 02:41:02.500 he literally made every single one of his pks he just did bad in half and half that was it 02:41:02.820 --> 02:41:09.620 And he low key into the little bit and volleyball by continually using his head to hit the ball 02:41:09.620 --> 02:41:12.480 instead of just fucking using his hands. 02:41:12.480 --> 02:41:13.480 But whatever. 02:41:13.480 --> 02:41:17.380 Sometimes you troll too close to the sun, it happens. 02:41:17.380 --> 02:41:24.740 Guys, there's a video that I wanted to watch and I think we should watch it. 02:41:24.740 --> 02:41:27.880 And then I might, I don't know how long I'm going to stream. 02:41:27.880 --> 02:41:40.520 So tomorrow, I'm supposed to go live at noon to play this new game with birds with, um, 02:41:40.520 --> 02:41:43.680 like Kate Northern Lion and crew. 02:41:43.680 --> 02:41:50.760 And then at 5pm tomorrow, I am in a Marvel token tournament. 02:41:50.760 --> 02:41:54.080 So tomorrow's stream is going to be like 12 to like nine is going to be like a nine hour 02:41:54.080 --> 02:41:55.080 stream or something. 02:41:55.080 --> 02:41:56.080 Nine or 10 hours. 02:41:56.080 --> 02:42:03.080 stream because I'm in a Marvel token tournament against actually, I think Mark Phillips and 02:42:03.080 --> 02:42:10.840 also the Maximilian dude, which will be tough. Watch we fees new video. Is it two and a half 02:42:10.840 --> 02:42:21.800 hours long? Because if so, I'm good on that. I also have to watch loopies new video. Yes. 02:42:21.800 --> 02:42:29.800 We-Fee's new video is an hour and a half, yeah, no, it's not happening. 02:42:29.800 --> 02:42:33.600 I need to set aside the time for a react day. 02:42:33.600 --> 02:42:38.400 Maybe I'll do that Saturday, or maybe, yeah, maybe I'll do it Saturday. 02:42:38.400 --> 02:42:44.880 We do need a big react today, because I'll show you all the videos I want to watch. 02:42:44.880 --> 02:42:47.380 I have like four videos that I really want to watch. 02:43:06.880 --> 02:43:08.780 These are all the videos I'm trying to watch. 02:43:08.780 --> 02:43:30.480 It's a lot in the corner I got boom I want to watch as Joe Bart documentary I want to 02:43:30.480 --> 02:43:36.660 watch the investigating the biggest scam in Pokemon I want to watch can I survive a Minecraft 02:43:36.660 --> 02:43:45.940 civilization event as a single father. And I want to watch these nerdy students took Vegas for millions. And then also I forgot the We Fee's video. 02:43:49.100 --> 02:43:49.580 What the hell? 02:43:52.220 --> 02:43:55.460 The search for the Leviathan. 02:44:01.660 --> 02:44:03.500 So we got a lot to go through. 02:44:06.660 --> 02:44:10.220 When's the CS marathon starting? 02:44:10.220 --> 02:44:16.220 I believe it'll start August 17th or 18th. 02:44:16.220 --> 02:44:20.220 Probably August 18th, I think. 02:44:20.220 --> 02:44:26.220 We also have to play a lot of CS2 before the marathon 02:44:26.220 --> 02:44:30.420 because I need to get my rank in CS2 before we do the marathon. 02:44:30.420 --> 02:44:34.220 I have so much to do, bro. 02:44:34.220 --> 02:44:39.920 Bro, when do I get to chill? 02:44:39.920 --> 02:44:40.920 When do you watch MrBeast? 02:44:40.920 --> 02:44:45.040 I don't watch MrBeast videos so much unless there's like a video that I think looks particularly 02:44:45.040 --> 02:44:46.040 cool. 02:44:46.040 --> 02:44:47.040 Uh, alright. 02:44:47.040 --> 02:45:06.880 Uh, all right. 02:45:06.880 --> 02:45:12.940 Deadlock is happening Friday, y'all. 02:45:12.940 --> 02:45:19.080 happening Friday. 02:45:19.080 --> 02:45:23.420 Watch the Dodgers highlights from today. I already watched it. They almost made a miraculous 02:45:23.420 --> 02:45:35.540 comeback. But I will say that Pete Crow Armstrong guy is pretty good. He's pretty good. 02:45:42.940 --> 02:45:48.820 LUD, please play Battle Cats. 02:45:48.820 --> 02:45:51.500 What's Battle Cats? 02:45:51.500 --> 02:45:54.500 What is that? 02:45:54.500 --> 02:45:55.900 Wait! 02:45:55.900 --> 02:45:58.580 Right now, all of you guys could click the subscribe button and see if you have a Twitch 02:45:58.580 --> 02:45:59.580 Prime available. 02:45:59.580 --> 02:46:02.020 All you have to do is click the subscribe button and see if there's a checkbox. 02:46:02.020 --> 02:46:05.100 Use that checkbox to give me your free Prime. 02:46:05.100 --> 02:46:06.100 Use it now. 02:46:06.100 --> 02:46:09.140 If you don't, Santa's probably going to convince you to do a wheel spin. 02:46:09.140 --> 02:46:10.380 Save yourself. 02:46:10.380 --> 02:46:19.980 it on me. Thank you for all the primes, I appreciate it. Thank you JP Penis. Thank 02:46:19.980 --> 02:46:30.980 you Captain. Thank you noisy GWT fly sweets. Welcome back. Three years. Oh, I also need 02:46:30.980 --> 02:46:40.660 to make my list for um I need to make my list for my uh Brovy Bro week. Brovy Bro week 02:46:40.660 --> 02:46:45.380 every day is a different Brovy Bro. Lacea that I'm taking this idea but I'm still gonna 02:46:45.380 --> 02:46:51.500 run it because I don't care. Why do you not like SunnyV2? Well SunnyV2 doesn't work anymore 02:46:51.500 --> 02:46:57.340 so I don't mind. He's retired. But I didn't like him because I thought all of his videos 02:46:57.340 --> 02:46:59.340 We're uh just 02:47:00.460 --> 02:47:02.700 Like waiting on someone's downfall and built on 02:47:03.660 --> 02:47:07.260 You know talking about somebody's worst moments because that's what people click. You know what I mean? 02:47:07.420 --> 02:47:12.540 It's kind of like the 24-hour news cycle if you ever watched anchorman 2 is based around 02:47:13.100 --> 02:47:16.940 The negativity that you spread in news which gets you more clicks 02:47:17.580 --> 02:47:22.220 So like the same reason mainstream news sucks is the same reason. I think sunny b2 sucks 02:47:22.220 --> 02:47:28.020 Because it caters towards what gets the most views and what gets the most views is spreading those negativity 02:47:29.980 --> 02:47:31.980 Thank you very much 02:47:32.820 --> 02:47:35.500 a shaman demon a shot a 02:47:35.840 --> 02:47:42.680 See met a semen demon. I've finally figured out. Thank you for the time. Get to the semen demon. Thank you the problems 02:47:42.680 --> 02:47:44.680 I appreciate it the final smurf 02:47:44.680 --> 02:47:49.760 Ultimate God Gamer Week. 02:47:49.760 --> 02:47:56.720 I am doing a Brovy Bro every day, Sunday through Saturday, starting with my easiest opponents 02:47:56.720 --> 02:47:59.120 and then getting harder as it goes. 02:47:59.120 --> 02:48:06.680 Soda Poppin would be first, followed by Who. 02:48:06.680 --> 02:48:14.560 Who is considered the absolute pinnacles of gaming? 02:48:14.560 --> 02:48:16.560 Woosley with the rematch. 02:48:20.560 --> 02:48:22.560 Shroud. 02:48:27.560 --> 02:48:29.560 It's Timmy. 02:48:34.560 --> 02:48:36.560 Small Ant. 02:48:38.560 --> 02:48:40.560 He's the raid boss. 02:48:40.560 --> 02:48:42.560 Jinxie. 02:48:44.560 --> 02:48:58.440 Have I done a Brovy Bro against Super TF? 02:48:58.440 --> 02:49:13.000 That's not a bad idea. 02:49:13.000 --> 02:49:36.520 a decent list. I've already done one against Joe. I beat him twice. Oops. Thank you for 02:49:36.520 --> 02:49:42.420 all the subs, boys. I appreciate it very much. Oh my God, double lift. I actually do need 02:49:42.420 --> 02:49:56.420 double lift in there. Double lift is a good call. Thank you to $5 the steel, thank you 02:49:56.420 --> 02:50:03.380 to the membership gamer Adam. 49 months on YouTube, appreciate it dude. Oh my god, do 02:50:03.380 --> 02:50:09.900 you think Tyler would do one? Actually Tyler one's also a good call. T1, I get marked to 02:50:09.900 --> 02:50:23.980 to do one. I would do this like November. This is like November. I've done one with 02:50:23.980 --> 02:50:40.540 Charlie. Do your rage. I could put your rage at the beginning to pad my stats in case I 02:50:40.540 --> 02:50:44.740 get my ass beat by the other people to get an early win. 02:50:44.740 --> 02:50:48.380 Letters in honor to beat your ass in bull riding. Courtney, congrats on winning the 02:50:48.380 --> 02:51:02.060 the bull riding it was honestly epic now if I'm gonna be honest I let go of the 02:51:02.060 --> 02:51:10.020 ball early believe it don't believe it I'm a nice guy I knew that I wanted to be 02:51:10.020 --> 02:51:14.540 rid of in the laptop because I beat Luis so bad so I let go of the ball you can 02:51:14.540 --> 02:51:20.840 watch it back I literally go oops and I let go so but like you still earned it 02:51:20.840 --> 02:51:27.540 because you had a great time 20 seconds crushed it 02:51:29.300 --> 02:51:35.420 now explain yes you you actually were phenomenal very clutch 02:51:35.420 --> 02:51:42.300 Pokemon exec drama what's Pokemon exec drama 02:51:50.180 --> 02:51:54.020 What does that mean speaking of Pokemon I got a brand new pack 02:51:54.020 --> 02:52:09.300 I got a brand new pack of pitch black 02:52:09.300 --> 02:52:21.020 oh Pokemon exec is a person oh I've never heard of them in my life oh are you saying a Pokemon 02:52:21.020 --> 02:52:27.700 executive or is there someone whose name is Pokemon exec? I'm sorry I'm I don't 02:52:27.700 --> 02:52:35.740 know what you guys are talking about at all there's a creepy executive at the 02:52:35.740 --> 02:52:42.700 Pokemon company who had a camera in the bathroom to look at employees oh yeah 02:52:42.700 --> 02:52:49.500 That's um yeah, that's a crime punishable by law 02:52:54.940 --> 02:52:56.940 Pokemon 02:52:59.180 --> 02:53:06.780 I don't think I'll open it right now. What's the chase in it though pokemon pitch black cardless 02:53:06.780 --> 02:53:12.620 I uh, I'm finally 02:53:18.700 --> 02:53:24.620 Cubing's quite niche, but I think cubers are cool. I uh, I I um 02:53:27.500 --> 02:53:29.500 I'm sorting through all of my Pokemon cards right now 02:53:31.580 --> 02:53:33.900 Uh, you know, I've collected a lot of Pokemon cards in my day 02:53:33.900 --> 02:53:40.620 I finally I've collected every single one of them gather them in one place and I'm making a spreadsheet of all of them 02:53:41.060 --> 02:53:45.300 Dude, I looked through I have like the craziest shit. It's like insane what I have 02:53:47.020 --> 02:53:51.900 It's insane it's like every single evolution's card graded I 02:53:52.860 --> 02:53:56.000 Have like the entire set I have I have an entire 02:53:57.220 --> 02:53:59.220 like 02:53:59.580 --> 02:54:01.220 360 card 02:54:01.220 --> 02:54:03.220 box of 02:54:03.220 --> 02:54:10.140 First edition fossil all graded. I have like a bunch of Jim heroes team rocket. I have so much crazy shit 02:54:11.980 --> 02:54:18.220 Open more I stopped opening because I was annoyed about how much shit I have and I don't even know what it is 02:54:18.820 --> 02:54:22.700 but my game plan is I want to 02:54:23.980 --> 02:54:29.620 My I think what I really want to do is like auction them all for like fast 53 02:54:29.620 --> 02:54:34.680 not necessarily all of them but like any of the ones that I wouldn't keep or 02:54:34.680 --> 02:54:38.280 something I want to sell I don't know how I'm gonna do it yet but like a 02:54:38.280 --> 02:54:45.360 charity auction stream yeah I don't exactly know how I'm gonna do it though 02:54:45.360 --> 02:54:50.560 but like I could put every card and then sign the case of every card and then 02:54:50.560 --> 02:54:54.240 just have them all auctioned or something like a silent auction like I 02:54:54.240 --> 02:54:56.880 wouldn't obviously go one by one to auction them that would take forever 02:54:56.880 --> 02:55:03.440 ever because there's like actually 2000 cards. I thought about doing, I don't know if they've 02:55:03.440 --> 02:55:09.680 ever done that. I thought about doing a specific what not charity stream but I don't know if they 02:55:09.680 --> 02:55:20.320 do that. What's your rarest card? I don't know. Actually good question. My rarest card. 02:55:20.320 --> 02:55:27.320 Because my rarest card would be whatever the highest grade is of a rare card. 02:55:27.320 --> 02:55:30.320 You know what I'm saying? 02:55:30.320 --> 02:55:35.320 I don't know. 02:55:35.320 --> 02:55:37.320 It's definitely not the Luffy Dodgers. 02:55:37.320 --> 02:55:41.320 It could be the Charizard that I have from the Legendary Collection, 02:55:41.320 --> 02:55:44.320 but I think it's a PS8-8, so I don't think that's it. 02:55:50.320 --> 02:56:02.080 I have a list somewhere please don't do what not yeah well I wouldn't do what not for profit 02:56:02.080 --> 02:56:09.880 I just mean something like what not but for charity because they're the way it works flows 02:56:09.880 --> 02:56:18.040 in a way that's very easy to use use the app collector you can list ungraded and ungraded 02:56:18.040 --> 02:56:25.240 cards in your collection. It's good to know. Let me see it here. I mean, goes the one making 02:56:25.240 --> 02:56:32.480 the list for me and he made, he made, I think we have like half the cards or something listed 02:56:32.480 --> 02:56:42.720 somewhere. Thank you, Kenny. CC chud for the five gifted things should. I appreciate that 02:56:42.720 --> 02:57:07.120 should. I don't know where it is. It would have been that PSA 10 one piece card you talking 02:57:07.120 --> 02:57:13.080 about my alt-art manga ace. I don't think it would have been. I mean, that's very close 02:57:13.080 --> 02:57:17.280 though, because it is one of one. I don't think there's any black labels. So technically 02:57:17.280 --> 02:57:25.440 the value of that's quite high. Let me see if I can find... I'm actually dead ass curious 02:57:25.440 --> 02:57:52.120 myself this might be it no I can't find it I'll find it later 02:57:52.120 --> 02:57:58.320 Uh, guys, I think I'm gonna end right now because I'm kind of hungry. 02:57:58.320 --> 02:58:11.320 Uh, I'll save the videos I want to watch for another day to go to react to them and whatnot. 02:58:11.320 --> 02:58:12.320 Part timer? 02:58:12.320 --> 02:58:14.840 What do you mean part- boys. 02:58:14.840 --> 02:58:15.840 I'm locked in! 02:58:15.840 --> 02:58:20.000 Alright, let's not become the Valkyrie Twitter community. 02:58:20.000 --> 02:58:21.000 Okay? 02:58:21.000 --> 02:58:26.000 I'm fucking streamer games, China, okay, streamer you, 02:58:27.960 --> 02:58:31.720 two episodes of Mogle Money, we got a lot going on. 02:58:31.720 --> 02:58:36.720 Also, also, I have some very good news. 02:58:37.400 --> 02:58:38.800 Oh, I found it, by the way. 02:58:41.120 --> 02:58:42.920 I feel like this is wrong, though. 02:58:44.320 --> 02:58:46.200 I think this is wrong. 02:58:46.200 --> 02:58:47.680 I don't trust Yingo's list, 02:58:47.680 --> 02:58:51.360 Because I think it misses some cards. 02:58:51.360 --> 02:59:00.040 The card Yango has is a Team Magma Holographic Agron. 02:59:00.040 --> 02:59:13.680 The 2004 Pokemon EX Magma vs Aqua Agron Hollow PSA 10. 02:59:13.680 --> 02:59:24.400 But I don't think that's it. 02:59:24.400 --> 02:59:26.200 That's worth like $2,700. 02:59:26.200 --> 02:59:27.200 Oh, chat! 02:59:27.200 --> 02:59:28.200 Chat! 02:59:28.200 --> 02:59:36.520 Oh my god, you know what I will say, bro? 02:59:36.520 --> 02:59:37.520 We Philly fans now? 02:59:37.520 --> 02:59:38.520 Nah, bro. 02:59:38.520 --> 02:59:39.520 I'm on the Hornets. 02:59:39.520 --> 02:59:42.040 Give me the Hornets. 02:59:42.040 --> 02:59:43.040 Fuck basketball. 02:59:43.040 --> 02:59:45.040 I will say bro 02:59:47.920 --> 02:59:52.520 To wreak scubael joining the Dodgers, I don't know if you guys saw to wreak scubael. I 02:59:53.960 --> 03:00:00.080 Think this was a step too far. I think taking him from the Detroit Tigers was a step too far 03:00:00.080 --> 03:00:02.080 I think to wreak scubael is 03:00:02.400 --> 03:00:08.720 Gonna make the situation boil over with the Dodgers in a way that's gonna be negative for the team 03:00:08.720 --> 03:00:10.720 And they did not need him 03:00:10.720 --> 03:00:18.200 To to win they did not and I and like I get it, you know get the best place you can best you can't they just didn't need it 03:00:18.960 --> 03:00:20.960 you know 03:00:22.960 --> 03:00:28.560 They're a terrorist organization well, they're actually the best organization in the league right it would be better if all 30 teams 03:00:28.680 --> 03:00:34.200 Operated like the Dodgers then if all 30 teams operated like the fucking Kansas City Royals 03:00:36.000 --> 03:00:38.000 Like factually, you know 03:00:40.720 --> 03:00:57.040 J's better shit was rigged. Well, Buddha, we're drifting apart now. What was it going 03:00:57.040 --> 03:01:01.960 to say? Oh, guys, you should be happy that I'm ending the stream because guess what? I'm 03:01:01.960 --> 03:01:13.840 gonna upload the video of me filming Road to Empress the vlog right now I got the 03:01:13.840 --> 03:01:28.080 vlog coming right now I will warn you it's not that bad but there is an issue 03:01:28.080 --> 03:01:34.080 Relay style race instead of 100 meters race. We've done a relay race in the past. It's not a bad idea 03:01:34.800 --> 03:01:36.040 There is an issue 03:01:36.040 --> 03:01:43.120 We had to blur the faces of a lot of the people that we worked with because we were told we needed to get direct permission from all of them 03:01:43.120 --> 03:01:45.040 but they 03:01:45.040 --> 03:01:48.040 Well, they're in China and we don't have their contact and we don't speak Chinese 03:01:48.040 --> 03:01:49.880 So we just have to blur their faces, which is fine 03:01:49.880 --> 03:01:53.360 But just be prepared because there's some sections that have a lot of blur 03:01:53.360 --> 03:02:00.560 We got a couple people who we hung out with that said we didn't have the blur which is cool 03:02:01.920 --> 03:02:08.480 How I accidentally became a Chinese movie star, I think that title actually fits 03:02:08.640 --> 03:02:12.520 Can I say that I know I accidentally do a lot. I think this one is apt 03:02:12.520 --> 03:02:15.720 I think this I'm actually this one. I think is legitimate 03:02:18.440 --> 03:02:21.800 I think this is I think this is a I think this is a good I 03:02:21.800 --> 03:02:29.520 I think this is a good use of accidentally. I know we've abused it in the past, but this is actually a good use I 03:02:33.680 --> 03:02:38.880 Think Tim can we raid directly into the video? Hold up. Let me make the video public 03:02:40.640 --> 03:02:45.320 All right, I made the video public it's live now on twitch and YouTube if you guys want to go watch 03:02:45.320 --> 03:02:49.000 And I think I can do it. So when I end stream on YouTube, it 03:02:49.760 --> 03:02:51.760 Sends you directly over 03:02:51.800 --> 03:03:08.560 Chinese Chinese no I can only send you to live streams that is what it is 03:03:08.560 --> 03:03:18.960 All right boys I'm out I will be back live tomorrow around noon to play walk take walk 03:03:18.960 --> 03:03:24.920 together. Walk to get walk, um, Chudwalk. What's it called? 03:03:29.200 --> 03:03:32.640 Big walk. I'm going to be live playing big walk tomorrow at noon 03:03:33.480 --> 03:03:36.640 with a NL. So whole crew. 03:03:39.800 --> 03:03:41.600 Kate stands. 03:03:44.760 --> 03:03:48.320 Maybe Corey. I forget. I'll be there tomorrow. I'm not worried 03:03:48.320 --> 03:03:48.760 about tonight. 03:03:48.960 --> 03:03:53.340 Anyway, I appreciate y'all watching this just a little recap stream tomorrow should be like nine hours 03:03:54.440 --> 03:04:00.500 And go check out. I just uploaded the vlog of me going to China with Cam and Christian 03:04:00.880 --> 03:04:06.160 It's funny and also gives you some cool insight on my first trip to China before tip-to-tip 03:04:06.800 --> 03:04:09.860 So if you like Chinese vlogs, we got another one 03:04:10.320 --> 03:04:16.820 All right, y'all I'm out. Have a good one. See y'all later. Goodbye everyone. Goodbye now. Goodbye peace peace out 03:04:16.820 --> 03:04:23.860 Peace out. Goodbye everybody. Have a good one. Good night. Peace out. Bye. Bye. Bye. I'm actually leaving for real 03:04:23.860 --> 03:04:27.100 This is for real now. I'm going to cross my arms. Let you know it's for real 03:04:34.100 --> 03:04:36.100 Finally that shit's over