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is up welcome back hello hello hello everybody welcome back to the stream
Hello everybody, I'm back live. Hello everybody.
What is up? Y'all, how's everyone's day going today?
What are we doing today? A whole host of things, okay?
Today we are back to a regular full six hour stream.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
We got a big stream in the works today.
What happened to Spider-Man?
I'm watching Spider-Man tonight.
The last three days I've spent catching cutie up on all of the Spider-Man lore.
She watched one, two, and three, and I had to fill her in, because she didn't know anything
about the Andrew Garfield ones, so she's caught up.
She's caught up, and we're ready to freaking watch, strapped in.
But before that, guys, we've got a whole ass stream today.
Okay, let's go over what we're doing today.
Today's the day, guys, today.
We are going to be playing Deadlock.
Now, it's not something I would normally do, but Connery's pants has been asking me for
probably two years.
And I finally decided to crack.
I said, okay, I will do it.
I will watch.
I will play it.
So we're going to play.
I don't know how it might be two hours.
I don't know.
It might be like two hours.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I'll give it a shot, right?
I don't expect to like it, but we'll see.
But that'll be at the end.
Before that, we got Reacts, whatnot.
You're 100% gonna hate it?
I have no idea.
I'm coming in with an open mind, doing this for my friend Connor, who has asked me to
play it.
I expect it will be somewhat similar to playing like one or two, maybe three games of League
of Legends.
I'll leave not understanding much.
The question is whether I'll have the drive to learn what I don't know, or if I'll just
go shweep and then move on with my day.
Because if the universe I just go shweep and then I give up.
Yanky, thank you for the 10 gifted subs up.
I appreciate it.
I also think today we are gonna react to a video I don't think it'll be a loopies video
Because then gloopy's videos a bit loud. I
Think you these videos a bit loud. I think we might watch
We fees video
Because that video that's also an hour and a half
God that's long we'll see I don't know
That's an hour and a half.
Is it a banger?
Is it a phenomenal video?
Oh my god!
Alright chat, let's dive in.
The very first thing we need to do today.
Agilotti wins the next merch drop.
I don't know when the next merch shop's gonna be.
The thing is our actual next merch shop,
I think is coming October,
but I kinda wanna do one sooner, but I need a design.
But I remember Fast 52 last year,
I was supposed to do a challenge
where I make the design for merch.
So I thought about maybe making a design,
but I don't know what it would be.
I'd have to think about what I would make.
Hey, Yugi.
So I'd have to figure that out,
But maybe I'll just make the design straight up.
How long you think it's gonna take Kai in speed?
I'll take the under on two weeks.
The design with Coots in the grass looking
at the clop pod sky that spells out Mughal.
I'm gonna take the under on two weeks for Kai in speed.
I think they'll have some coach,
something whatever it will be about.
You know that Seenosk's missing their weekly upload,
LeMau first week in.
OSDS missed a weekly upload, yeah,
But I think they, they did something.
Look, as long as I get it done, that's all it matters.
Thank you, bro.
The subs boys, I appreciate it.
You either, they're on you, bro.
They're getting your ass.
They're getting your ass in the comments.
All right.
Merch design contest.
I thought more about the merch design contest.
I think it's a bad idea.
I think it's too difficult because it requires a
very thorough AI investigation that I don't really want to participate in. I just don't care to do it.
I don't care to have a design come up. People claim it's AI. It not be AI. It be claimed to be pure.
It is AI. I just don't care for it, which is a shame. But I just, I would rather just not deal
with it at all. Because it sounds like a, it sounds like more of a headache than fun and the
goals for it to be fun. So I think I'm cutting, I'm axing it. And maybe I'll make the design.
Who knows?
Alright boys! Today! We have to revisit something we haven't taken a look at in a while. Before
things got a bit hectic and we hit our second renaissance. We started every stream. Check
in our list for the good eggs for the bad eggs. I'm talking about unbanned forms. We got to
go through and we got to do an unbanned form bingo today. The goal of which to bring back
the people. Oh my God. I just looked at the number. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt.
I just looked at the number of people who are banned. Any guesses? Any guesses on the
number of people who are actively banned right now. It's big. I'll tell you that it's big.
It's 1134. Sorry. That's not the number of people who are banned. That's the number of people who
are requesting to be unbanned. I saw Kai did this thing where he unbanned every viewer ever,
Which I've done in the past, it's been years.
I don't think I would do it again.
I'm good, bro.
Hey, you know what, baby, the mozzie's something to do.
Hey, you know what, baby, the mozzie's a little something to do.
Think of the seven months, kin's, plastic.
Real quick, by the way, if you didn't see, I'm gonna shout this out at the start of every
stream.
We have a website.
Okay.
Check it out.
by Jaco and Nikon. That has a schedule of streams that are upcoming. So if you're curious about
what's gonna happen, we can break through it right now. Tomorrow, I'm gonna go live. It's
labeled Big React Day. We'll see what the hell happens. I'm supposed to react to at least
one of the We Feezer loopy video. I'll probably do one. Sunday, I don't think I'll be live.
But we'll see. Monday, we are doing Epsilon Game Day. I can tell you guys, we're gonna
to be playing big walk because I think the game is really good and I think the group
that we played it with last week isn't going to stick together because the amount of time
that they have to play is too minimal for what the game requires because it requires like
probably like a good, I don't know, 12 hours or something. So I need a group that's
a little more dead dedicated, uh, so anyway, that's going to be Monday Tuesday. We're going
to start, I believe that'll be Tuesday. Yeah. Uh, we're going to start our lies of P marathon.
We're going to play lies of pizza. It's over. It should be done. Uh, in three days, I would
expect, uh, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. I don't even know if I'll be live to be
honest. I think maybe I had something on Friday, but I'm taking all those days off. Yeah, I
think I'm taking all those days off. Uh, and then we start our CS to marathon, the 18th.
All right, the road to 16 K. And that will be, it should go at the very latest, the
The hard out the absolute last day is that we stopped the 22nd.
The week starts on Sunday, Jaco made it first off, second off, I don't think it matters.
That's fine, you get it.
But anyway, it starts Tuesday and Saturday.
And then 23rd is supposed to be an IRL day with Leslie Squeaks and Ray.
And then I am gone.
I just checked from the 25th until the 29th.
I'm going to Gamescom.
I have a big trip planned to go to Gamescom.
None of it will be streamed.
To be clear, none of it will be streamed.
I'm calling it Sponsor Week and it pays for my wedding.
cool actually sorry let me take that back I am gonna be doing a stream at
Gamescom big shout out to my most successful stream this last year if you
guys don't know we get to see a nether pubg cup mobile event
Hell, yes.
We are pumped for this.
But anyway, I'm going to be a GameStop for that period doing that.
My IG story is that week will be pretty dense.
But anyway, that's the game plan for the month.
That's the game plan for the month.
There's not going to be a wedding stream chat.
I will not be streaming my wedding.
It'll be a Ludwin video the week after.
Why is this on Ludwin?
Alright boys!
It's time!
What else do I need to donate to get unbanned from Twitch chat?
Uh, just felt the unbanned forms, and if your unbanned form got rejected, I don't tell you.
All right.
Welcome back to Unbanned Forms.
This is a series where we go through the bad eggs who got removed from my chat.
This one, Streamer Games Edition.
I want to take a look at all the people who got banned during Streamer Games.
And I want to give them a second chance to re-engage with the community.
Or...
Nukem Forever. Now, I won't lie, I'm looking through. A lot of people got banned. A lot of people got banned here. Okay?
If I'm looking correctly at the numbers, it appears that at least, I think this is right,
150 people got banned just from Streamer Games alone.
150 people straight up just banned.
And it makes sense, you know, because people are coming into our chat, it's a larger chat
than normal because the viewers are from Streamer Games, they're hopping from other streams,
They're being, you know, disruptive, whatever.
But you know, I want these people, right?
They might have seen this humorous.
I want them to have a second chance.
I want to give them that opportunity to be unbanned, but we have to first look through
their unbanned request.
Now, usually we have a boilerplate bingo board.
I would like to change it for this one specifically, so it is more accurate to what we are
dealing with because we are specifically dealing with people who came and got banned during
streamer games.
So let's go through together and give me some ideas for what somebody might be banned for
if they chatted during streamer games.
What's an example?
Come on, let's get them going.
Um, sexism. Easy. That's all day. Okay. How about this? Uh, racism. All right. I'm also against that.
Horny jail. Love it. Well, I think it's a good call. Um, winers. Okay. Somebody who's overly
complaining about something that maybe they're right to complain about, but just the way
they're going about it is like they're spammy or whatever. Like they're annoying. They're
They're whining.
Um, rigged.
Rigged is kind of whiners.
I think it's kind of whiners.
How about my streamer?
And that's somebody who's like coming into chat to yell at our community
because their streamer got disrespected in some fashion.
Um, first time chatter.
Yeah, that works
Two-year follower
Good apology bad apology let's get both in there
What else?
VAR dispute?
I feel like I would put that under-under whiners.
I think I would put that under whiners.
Double down?
I-I think I would just get rid of that apology then.
Actually funny.
What else?
Rude to production?
Sure.
I don't know why I got banned.
classic slime band okay that can be our free square one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen thirteen so we need we need twelve
more we need twelve more guys we need a lot more
What what what else can you have sexism racism homophobia
AI Apology
Xenophobia
Oh my god, all the phobias.
profile picture my friend did it it was my brother yeah that that counts no
No counter by friended it.
I was drunk?
Did I get actually funny?
I did.
Spam?
Sure.
I guess spam that's not whining, like if someone's just genuinely spamming some shit.
Truth equals ban?
That's a classic.
What do we have? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21,
No, no, we need 4 more.
Drama frog.
I won't do it again.
Slime ban.
two more two more I was trolling body shaming okay I think that's good boom
All right, so if you guys want to play along, I believe you need this link.
Let's make sure it works.
I hit generate card.
And then there it is.
Look at that.
Boom.
All right, we got it.
We got it, we got it, we got it. Okay. It is now time. So this is our new bingo board made specifically for
streamer games. Move this over a little bit. And now let's take a look at all of the 150 people who
who are banned during streamer games. Bring back the good eggs. Delete the bad eggs.
Only two chance lol. W Red Bull. Dull up Jiddy. The fart. Jiddy so ugly. And then they got
banned by, uh, their name is Queesus. I have both Ludwig and Jigsie stream up, though
I was typing in Jigsie's chat. I'm sorry, I was just excited for a stacked streamer
games W Red Bull. Okay, so somebody who went into my chat to call Jinxie ugly,
which is probably behavior that Jinxie would accept of his chat in his own
community. But like I obviously am not gonna support if I invite a streamer to
my event. Someone calling them ugly. You know, like even if that face value, it's
probably a Jinxie fan. Alright, I shouldn't allow somebody to talk about
jinx in that way because I don't know and that would be a bad community to
foster I think this is a I think this is a I was trolling no I think this is a I
was trolling they thought they were typing in jinx's chat and they were
typing in my chat they were trolling no like they did not actually think jinx
was so ugly. They're a Jinxie fan. Is calling someone ugly body-shaming? I would think yes.
Almost inherently, no? This one is truth equals ban. Okay. Jinxie is a very handsome man.
All right, he's a very handsome man
All right, I will on ban
Welcome back W Red Bull and move on. I'll just move on for now. I definitely think that was one up. That is a slur
Rooted in racism
They followed up by saying no clue when this shit happened, and then they did crying face
And I would deny the unbanned request and I would say you're the one who said it
So like what what are you talking to me about? Okay next I
I beg she shuts up for context legit a lady in the crowd screaming like a baby
chick in Supergames but yeah great band for that whatever okay first off
somebody's mad but this is a first-time chatter this is a first-time
Shatter where is it?
Where is it am I crazy swine?
However, I will say
Dude that lady was crazy. Oh my god. There's this lady in the crowd
Bro, it was nuts because we we mic up the crowds because you want to hear the applause whatever bro
relax
It's it was so it was this it was distracting
For both the competitors the audience who was next to it and the viewers at home. It's great
It's like hundreds of thousand people's were impacted by the the screams
And I don't think there were authentic screams like I don't think those were screams. That's like
Those are forced noises
There's no universe. That is the natural noise that came out
Let's go
Whoo! That was a forced effort.
It was noise pollution.
So I think an un-ban is fair.
But I don't mind the ban
because it is, um...
It's a vague enough
comment that it could have referred to
any number of competitors. Do you know what I'm saying? Like,
this could have referred to, like,
like any moment where somebody spoke that was a woman on broadcast
was not aware this was about the person in the crowd they were screaming crazy
he gave you context though yeah but he's getting unbanned sorry this message just i don't unless you
see it differently than me this doesn't have context this just says i beg she shuts up
She being the key word that has no context now the unbanned form is context
which is why they're unbanned okay okay um spam this is just spam they just wrote
six seven this from September this is an old one please why ban me spam welcome
back. Okay, next. Archey, ugly as as as hell. Okay. Unreasonable ban, just a joke. Okay,
I think that's considered, I was trolling. They're claiming I was trolling. It's just
a joke. Okay, they should not be banned for it. All right, that is their claim. Now,
I would argue, as a host of the event, maybe it's soft. If this is Archey stream, but
It's not Archie's stream, all right?
And I think it is reasonable to enforce a chat where people who appear on it, who I'm
asking to appear on it are treated with decent respect.
I also think if your idea of a joke is just saying Archie ugly as hell, you're just
not a very funny person.
There's not much joke involved.
I think it's just mean equal funny.
Mean equal funny isn't funny.
I just genuinely, I'm gonna deny this, I just genuinely think you are unfunny.
And, uh, there's no value in reading what you have to write.
That's how I feel.
It's, uh, honestly, it's not that, it's not like, oh my God, you said he's ugly.
What, it's not that, whatever, who gives a fuck?
It's not that mean of a comment.
It's just that the, the value bring is so small that what you perceive as
The fact that you perceive that as a joke is just like, oh, I know that nothing you would ever have to say is worth the time I would take to read.
And that's the chat that I like to create is one word I when I look over.
There's something valuable to read.
I love sickies, more sickie content.
No, gross, more motion than OSES, Lego scandal.
Yes, Chodomopete, please.
Okay, so this one came the day before streamer games.
If you don't know, if you're not a yard listener, there was a joke
involving Pete from it that I think Pete mentioned to me and
mentioned to his community.
He doesn't like.
And so I, as someone who asked Pete to come through, it was very
firm on making sure that Pete would have a respectful chat.
So we were quite harsh on this.
Okay, because it did go too far.
Now, I don't think this comes from someone who was aware of all the context of that, so I'm fine unbanning, but I'm just going to add a note, please be respectful, Pete really doesn't like that joke.
Boom.
I think it's fine unbanned. Okay the ban. All right was was the initial slap on the wrist
Here's the correction in behavior. I'm asking for now. It's their job to perform that corrective behavior
boom
whoa
No comment. I don't know why I was banned. I was banned a while ago
Okay, I'm gonna ignore this for now then and I'm gonna go back a page because I want more sugar game stuff
Back to it
Audrey 3109.
You guys run it then, bitch asses.
Y'all are fucking idiots.
Man shut the hell up.
He didn't beat a world record, so who's the bitch who wasn't walking?
What?
Rageheart the announcers were irritating.
Rageheart the announcers were... what does Rageheart mean?
Is this like a your rage emote that they're trying to use or am I missing something
here?
I think they were I I'm imagining this is 3 p.m. This is sim this is probably right when the 100 meter dash happened
I think we cut to the desk the desk was maybe talking about how people are false starting this person is probably a fan of
somebody who ran it who's yelling at Pete and slime who's gonna need to go so and
let's repeat the summer like these guys couldn't stay in their lane and then
this is guys at fucking home watching and he's fuming because I don't he's a
fan of someone who ran it you fucking running bitch asses you guys are fucking
idiots she man shut up they're few there he's like super upset about someone
who he likes I'm assuming is what happened here I will say this is a
double down. I think it's very, at least it's a double down. The announcer's rear chance
a double down. Um, having said that, I don't, I don't have enough context to unban, I think.
It seems like a lot of emotion. Our announcers production, no. It's because they called
them slow Bart. I think it's a good theory but it's hard to say. It's a good apology.
I don't think it's even an apology. I think he just put the word rage a heart emote and
then he just said the announcers were irritating. I wouldn't really consider that, you know,
I'm gonna go ahead.
I'm gonna deny because I don't think they even care to be a part of my community.
I think they just like this room or they watch.
I don't think they would watch anyway, so I don't think they're losing anything from
this.
It's fine.
And I would just follow up and I'd say, I appreciate your passion for your favorite streamer.
Keep it down.
We run the AR Jason got in Josue lol alumni afro is stopping.
Ooh, Wendy, what the fuck fucking idiot fat ass UK is going to kill someone with his fat ass.
Wardrobe walking mad slow wardrobes walking way too slow. How crazy how you can't win anything else. He's a fat fuck
Okay, Jesus Christ, bro. Holy shit
my god
My god, I'm sorry for what I said. Please give me another chance. I promise it won't happen again. Okay, so this is body shaving
This is also a I won't do it again
I'm gonna put body shaming down because I think it's more accurate to what this is
It's an easy deny here in my mind
Because this is, bro, it's not like, it's not like one comment, like you really hammered at home.
Like over the course of like 20 minutes, you really hammered this one in.
Like Zoil had won and after winning, he said, crazy, you can't win anything else.
He's a fat fuck like Jesus, bro.
And it's an insane, uh, diatribe. I would, I would deny.
You are simply too mean, spirited, of a person for me to ever want to interact with.
And I think that's accurate.
I think they have too much evil in your heart.
I hope you expunge the evil in your heart.
And presumably, and presumably to ever.
Thank you, Chad.
assumed by the way they're a teenager because I think when I was a teenager I was also a
meaner person. I think I became nicer as I aged. I think you have less empathy as a teenager
and I think, you know, life experiences, you know, whatever, but things like happen in life,
I think you become nicer over time. I think there's some science to do this,
too. I think like there's like a part of your brain that isn't fully developed till you're
like in your 20s that affects that as well. Like I don't know the fucking math about it,
But like if I press over this once by the way I for me it I
Don't care I just don't care do all that
All right next
Okay, I'm gonna stick to streamer games things battle of the fat asses. Oh my god
Bro
What is up with everyone calling people fat?
Honestly, this is probably the streamer's fault.
I think streamers love making fat jokes. It happens all the time with Lazy. It happens with me in the yard.
It happens with like, uh, but streamers do it to like, Sina.
Shit, I did it to Leslie the other day.
And then, and then, you know, like, you can't blame the viewers. The viewers are just following the trend.
You walk around, you call me a fat.
I feel like there's gonna be a lot of these.
It happens in H.R.O.C.E. Yeah, but it's different for him because he's actually...
I think his father was a whale. I forget exactly how it worked.
But anyway, look, let's lock it. No, let's be serious, guys. Come on, let's be serious.
All right, no jokes, no jokes. I think it is fine. First time comment. I don't know who this was about.
I think it was musical chairs. No, 330. What would that be?
I don't, I don't think it was musical chairs. It could have been about Ron.
Let's read the comment, by the way. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. I acknowledge it
is fat shaming which is not okay okay you know what actually w apology all unbanned
that's honestly that's all we ever care about acknowledgement
w apology don't do to get moved on
okay next run you stupid
i want to read through all these this is fun um what's that screaming holy someone give that
Girl water see you didn't hear the scream for us able for all-star. Yo, she's using the rope cheating cheating, bro
They cheating he helped her she has to do it. What the fuck you're cheating?
What the fuck is this BS cheating not cheating they both cheaters, bro
This is gay guys slow as fuck why he is he taking his time bro run run you stupid
Okay, I I you know what honestly
This makes me feel good in a way because it means I've made an event that people are so passionate about
They're yelling at their TV like imagine this they're sitting at their home
yelling at their TV this is about the crate stack mind you like I've made an
event where someone is sitting at his house watching crate stack going run
you fat fuck dude this is fucking bullshit dumbass fucking
reps can't see shit and like this is a made-up cartoon this is a made-up
cartoon event with people who are as unathletic as you can get you know
with with crate stacking as the coup de gras of what to watch
Run by an idiot streamer. So I honestly it makes me very proud
Because this is like if you could see the well, honestly, it'd be a lot worse
But I was gonna say you could see the chat log of like a sporting match
It would look a lot like this a lot more slurs, right a lot more hurtful
Pejoratives thrown out but but ultimately the same the spirit
So I think I think an unbanned is fine here
I think an un-unban is fine.
Uh, I will say this probably falls under...
Where does this fall under?
It could be a whiner.
I don't think it's sexism, because I don't know who this is related to.
I think they're just using it as a pejorative term, but honestly, it probably was about like
Team UK and crey sac or something. It's hard to say
Just tone down the passion a bit
What a fucking copycat you are Ludwig go. Oh
Okay, this one's not about streamer games, so I'm ignoring it.
Oh, FRStratz, what is he doing lol, lmao, what the fuck is he waiting for?
And then Resident Sleeper, and then he said deport this guy.
Context, Canada vs Mexico in Cray Sacking at streamer games.
My messages are in response to Team Canada's stalling.
In hindsight, I can see this may have been perceived as directed at the other team.
Yep, which considering the current state of the world, too, it's inappropriate regardless of who is involved or who is directed to even if a streamer may jokingly make such comments, I'm not a streamer.
True is, isn't that competitive? Has no sufficient comments. Sorry, I'll just enjoy the show.
It is funny. It is like, you know, deport the Canadian. Okay, funny joke.
Deport the Mexican. Dude, what the fuck, man? Like, look around.
And it's unlucky that it was Canada versus Mexico.
Honestly, that's a bit unlucky because if it's Canada versus the All-Stars, it's fine.
Context matters here.
Context does matter here.
I think an unbanned is fine.
I think the context is very helpful.
I think the unbanned is fine.
I would imagine this is xenophobia in its truest form.
if you're talking about deporting a Canadian still xenophobic so in its
truest form I think it is xenophobia I'll mark it down I will give the unbanned
thank you for the context and we go next
does it count for Canadians yeah you can still be xenophobic fuck you son of a
slut bitch
Oh
It's so awesome bro god twitch is so awesome
All right, I I'll just run man. I don't care. It's fun
All right, try to stick to streaming games Joe
W let's go come on. W. W. Yes emojis life. Yes add add. Why is this bitch ass add so long?
Because they pay for the show to happen.
Honestly, the truth equals bad.
Alright, next!
I didn't know Age of was Canadian, well, the more you know, symbol guy going off,
Hauser's hype. Come on, Nat. Do it for Oz.
What the fuck?
Oz on his-
The- Oz that he's on kick.
I have hearing loss. Check LSF shortly.
I don't know. I don't know. This is in reference to-
I had no idea mentioning LSF- LSF would be dealt with a Bansal Quick Lesson Learn.
I'm a nice chatter. I didn't mean to start shit or anything.
Um, unbanned. I think this is fine.
I- I don't-
Oh, this is probably about the archery moment, right? The archery incident.
I do think I mean it is it is strict you know in in the defense of this chatter
feet lover thank you the 10 gifted bro thank you very much thank you bro thank
you we are very strict on LSF or drama frogs because it's just not a community I
care to curate like there are streamers whose viewers are like heavily based
around live from fail and it's like I mean a lot of people read it are normal
people and fine or whatever but like a lot of most of them so and so it's like
the the the more separate I can be the better I've felt this way for seven
years so it's just not a community I care to really collaborate with but this
This should not have been banned, this should be banned.
This is too strict.
You are a nice chatter.
Welcome back.
Um, alright, next.
I love ice stupid liberals.
Uh, okay.
Denyce.
They broke pussy.
All right, I don't think that's really on here
Cuz we already used first time chatter, so we're good
No, but for real though like if someone's coming into my chat and they're like
Supportive advice or something like I would just say blow it off smooth. Holy sex. Sorry. I love Ludwig ha ha ha
This is so boring. Just play the games. This is terrible. Wow. What a fucking range of emotion
This is all the spin of 15 minutes mind you, bro
How do you go from I love Ludwig to this is so boring in a minute that was a minute 60 seconds had passed
Please don't ban me. I love bloodstream. I'm sorry for whatever I did. I
Mean, honestly, you didn't do anything that bad. You just kind of killed the vibes
It's kind of like, you know, like when a party's just starting and
Then you say out loud this shit fucking blows
It's not that like maybe it's accurate even maybe it did suck in that moment
But it's it's it's not a great vibe for the other people
It makes it harder to get into
Paul thank you to 10 gifted. I appreciate it. Um, I think this is a whiner
I think this would be situated under whiner because they have three comments. This is so boring. Just play the games
This is terrible. I consider that whining. That was all in the span of a minute. Mind you. I
Will unbanned them
Okay. Yeah. Welcome back. Just whine a little less.
I'm trying to run a show here.
You know, I'm trying to run a show here.
The guy that's afraid of showing his scalp is gross to look at.
What?
I can't even begin to fathom what or who this is about it was about slime okay
that you know what actually that makes it easier is your way I can see which mod
band by the way because I can't see for the the middle square if it was a slime
man. Where's the lie? I think this is an easy deny. I mean, like, God will punish you. Remember,
Remember this in 20 years when you are bald, broke, bitchless?
Okay next!
What is that Zesty AF form?
My bad mods will behave from now on.
I think Zesty is like a pretty common parlance for just saying like, that looked gay as hell.
But like not wanting to say that like gay as hell, it's like the more youthful way to
say it.
Which at that point just say it looks gay.
That's what you're trying to say.
But I would, I would say, and maybe people will say, and maybe people will say this is
too strict.
But I think it's accurate to the language, right?
You're going to distill language.
It's accurate to language to say this is rooted in homophobia.
Not that it's like necessarily like a great, you know, you're not calling somebody the
F slur. But it is rooted in it. I think calling things zesty is rooted in it. I think if you're
gonna break down language that's literally the point of using the term zesty is to refer to things
that that look or appear like homosexual or like uh like uh stereotypes of homosexual people's
behavior, and then label it as such by calling it zesty. Like, it's not too dissimilar from
using the term fruity. I think, I guess to make it homophobic, the context in which you
would use it would matter. And then I think like, you as a person and you're, the context
does matter I mean almost supremely. Zesty is not gay I think calling something Zesty
is just that, yes. I think it literally is, one to one almost.
Please flamboyant.
Oh god, I feel like I'm back in college.
Zesty vs. Fruity vs. Flamboyant vs. Gay.
Language in the LGBTQ.
Please respond to three other Blackboard posts, as well as posts on your own, before
midnight tonight.
I will say, I feel like the LOL does soften it.
I think I'm over analyzing this.
I think it on Band is fine.
I'm really just sitting here wondering whether I label homophobia or not on the bingo.
But I think I will keep it off.
respond to three other students blackboard posts by midnight I would say
it's homophobic yeah I think I'm a wow I'm sorry I'm not reading that right kill
the commentators fuck Ludwig's games Joe bomb the French sheen kill his family
Yo guys, I'm in the crowd right now. Rip his skin out. False start. False start. I hate the games. This is just fucking bad.
I meant to write killed them commentators. My keyboard is in German and it auto corrected. I would never wish death on anyone.
With killed them commentators, I meant the commentators metaphorically killed them.
I don't know if I believe you because literally five messages earlier you wrote killed his family?
Maybe that's...
It's hard to believe you.
Because you said, this is just fucking bad, I hate the games, fuck you, fuck you, fuck Lubbock's games.
And what would it even mean to say?
You also said, bomb the French team.
Understood.
Now.
Out of curiosity.
what did you mean to type when you wrote bomb the French team I am unfamiliar
with German keyboards please advise okay I think I think we could probably put
route to production here call it a day
i think we could put it
route to production call it a day
and uh... and deny
all right hold up
all right back to streamer games things
okay here what do we got
They were crushing the game. Imagine if we had this type of commentary at the World Cup.
Of course the French team are...
Uh-oh, uh-oh, this is fun, this is like...
...enravelling a Hershey's kiss, you know, a treat is coming.
Oh, oh boy, okay.
Wow, sorry, I thought it was gonna be so different than that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I thought it was gonna be so...
Oh, so close.
Oh my god, I thought it was going to be so much different than that.
I thought it was going to be like, wow, okay, that's not a treat.
It's not a treat.
That's not what I mean to call it.
And it's funny because his like unbanned request says, I'm sorry for calling someone
the fat ass which isn't what you got banned for you got banned for being
racist okay I don't even know where to put this I don't think this is even in the
unban form bingo yeah I don't think it's even there all right next Martin oh I
apologize for my language I was just joking okay it's a bit uncomfortable it's
It's a bit uncomfy.
I don't like the idea of marking this as horny jail because this is, um, because wardrobe
17, this would be like pedophile jail, which we don't have a box for, um, because I didn't
expect that.
So I'm more comfortable just denying moving on.
Okay.
One of the UK girl is fucking hot.
Matt, because I complimented a girl, wool fat mod, okay, horny jail, more clearly, and I would, I would venture to guess, okay, the UK girl who this is directed towards is not really flattered by the Twitch chatter, who types UK girls fucking hot, it's, it is a drive by Twitch chat
call. It is not really like, I don't know what you thought was happening here, but
I don't think it's what actually was happening.
Um...
I'm dead ass engaged to a breathtaking woman.
I hope you find love someday.
All right, next.
Um, oh
Okay
Dictator Ludd took lessons from in Bop a
Monca pre aura pre aura Mexico. Let's go sus bull operation looking. Oh crazy pause lol why go Ren gives I
Don't want to read it. I don't want to read
That that was a joke in portes. I'm sorry. It was contextual
Let us talk about the 16 inch Alienware laptop, but took a crazy pause
Then he talked to the guy in the crowd who claimed it was his 16th birthday.
I should not have said that in retrospect.
Sorry, won't be making jokes along those lines again.
Ban is crazy though.
I don't think it's that crazy.
Like I don't...
It's...
Like, it's my chat and I don't think it's a great environment if people are making
those comments about me in chat.
There's a mod comment.
Slime Band!!
Woo!
Um...
I believe this is a- I won't do it again.
Or it's more of a- I-
Yeah sorry, I won't be making those jokes again.
I won't do it again.
So that isn't I won't be doing it again.
I'm okay to un-band based off of this, cause I think they realize.
Umm...
They shouldn't be making comments like that.
I'm fine with that oh you already had it wait what did I have it under dirty hit slime
in yes only oh oh I see what you're saying and then I hit out yeah I sorry my bad so
I yeah yeah yeah good call good coms good coms good coms uh bands are just a way to enforce
the behavior of chat I am looking for.
There's no fairness in bands, ultimately,
or excuse me, especially in an event
where there are 100K plus people tuning in and out.
tuning in and out. Having said that, happy to welcome you back. Appreciate the context.
Okay, great. Matthew 5-33-37. Jesus explains that your everyday word should be so trustworthy
that you never need to say, I sort of got to put it on God to prove you're telling the truth.
That is probably why wait wait wait wait what Jesus talks about putting it on God
Um Jesus explains that your everyday word should be so trustworthy that you never need to say I swear to God or put it on God
I don't think Jesus said put it on God. Can I say that? I don't think the parlance was hip enough back in the day
But I understand I think this is in reference to the
16 year old who said it was his birthday. I got banned for setting a Bible verse Matthew
33 to 37. I was trying to preach or span the chat someone in chat refused to put someone in stream
Refuse put it on God and I want to explain the reason why Christians don't do that because the chat was hating on them
I realized now that pacing test like this looks like religious spandamots my bad. I wanted to give context
Yeah, I think I was totally fine to pace. I don't think you should have been bad. I
Don't think you should have been bad. However, that is an anime profile picture fucking caught
I will say
I will say though like I disagree with the I mean like
You're right
Like Jesus is right here
It would be better if your word was so trustworthy. You didn't need to say I swear to God
Having said that I sniffed out that the person who had the sign that said it is my birthday
Might have been lying about it being their birthday
And so I created higher stakes for them to test their honesty
By the way, the result was they were lying
Their birthday was the day prior and they had lied about it being their birthday that day and
The only reason I even found out was by testing them
I would love if I could trust their word
I couldn't in that moment and I sniffed out a liar, which I I feel good about I don't think that I
Don't I don't feel bad for asking him to put it on God
Um
Yeah was probably a
Band because the first
few words, but the context you use this in is funny.
All right, next.
W production, that's bad. W strat, shoes, shoe gate.
And then someone timed them out and they said,
you care more about the competitors.
You sorry, you care more than the competitors do grow up.
And then said mods care more about this random chick than we do grow up and then the mods ban them
Okay guys, this is a mod overreach I
Think the mods were probably a little stressed a little overwhelmed
With the amount of viewers who would complain about certain things
But ultimately that's the task right you just have to tank it for this weekend chat sucks
All right, they're way more passionate about shit, but like that's good
Like that's the goal the goal is for them to be passionate about it
the goal is for
Them to care about what is happening on screen
So like I don't I don't think I want to promote a
Viewer behavior where it's I only want viewers who don't care. I want them to care
So I'm fine to unban this
I'm fine on bandits
Kelby said I banned him and I would do it again
Beast mode
Check the name. I'm I mean the name's the name they've had this account for four years. I think the name's fine
Ummm...
I think...
It is fair for you to be unbanned.
Okay, next.
All MoGG that's live for 100 fares, oh no, scam-wake-scam.
Oh, you guys are, if you think shoes don't help.
I'm very sorry and it won't happen again.
I think, I think that's okay.
I think honestly, like, and I mean this in no disrespect,
There's probably a core stream you would enjoy more than mine.
And like, that's fine, bro.
Like, it's not that bad of these pick-band and lovely chat, like, who gives a fuck?
I'm one shitty streamer out of a billion, like, just watch someone else.
But in general, I'm just trying to curate a chat that I really like reading,
and I don't think I'll get here with, you know, chatters like this.
And that's just me, though, like, that's fine.
And I don't think it's that bad of a deal to be banned in my chat.
Um, did you hear about Lacey's surgery, bro?
Crazy shit.
Did you hear about Lacey's surgery, bro?
Oh my God.
Okay.
Cover those horns with something someone's going to get gored.
You got some pool noodles or something you can put on those horns so no one gets hurt.
You need to groove with it, not against it.
It should be set up to run the same path every time and needs more consistent control.
Just take them off.
Ride it like a dick.
You really had me till the very end.
I was just commenting on what I heard someone on the actual live stream yelled out.
It was right before I got banned, but my stream was a little bit behind.
I should have not, I should, I should have not should have, should have not typed it at all.
But some marks would have been a little better.
Oh, quotation marks would have been better.
Sorry. Is that accurate?
I think if it's accurate that they're writing with someone else said, I think that's fine.
Their name is the kink shaman in their profile picture is um what's his name from full house
Whatever happened to
Read above what needs to do less coke or maybe do more coke. Oh, yeah, I think it's fine one man. Appreciate the context
Uh, how long have they been following? Oh, they've been following for three years, so
they're at least a two-year follower.
Oh, we're close to our bing-bong.
Who the f that pig screaming? Someone slap that pig so he shut up.
Okay, two. Whoa. Okay, I know the person in the crowd was loud, but, buddy.
Dive it back a bit man. You're jumping right to pig
Sexist I don't think it's sexist. I honestly think they thought the person who was screaming was a guy
but um but I would say there's a lot of anger in your heart expunge it and I'll
unbanned. Uh, scammed shoegate and then video doll had the block term. I'm aware. Okay. Yep.
Banned for saying the truth. Shoes give an advantage. Competitors literally proved it
by taking socks off for extra grip when they realized no shoes. Wait, what? I'm sorry.
What is the um, what is the, what is the shoe argument?
I don't even really know what this is from.
Oh on the bull ride.
Oh they're mad that the first two competitors had shoes on.
Oh, I didn't I actually genuinely didn't know about like shoegate quote-unquote
But yeah, I think it's fine on me, uh, excuse me deny. I just don't appreciate how they're talking to other chatters
I don't think this is on the bingo board because you really did double down right
Shugate was real in the chat. People lost it. Yeah, but a lot of chat is a is an
idiot like because chat was like I remember reading chat during volleyball
and they were spamming that the score was wrong and I looked back and it wasn't
wrong. It was just the right score but they had gotten so obsessed with the
idea that the score was wrong that they ended up counting their own score
score and everybody started counting their own wrong score for literally an entire game.
And the score was wrong.
They were counting a fake score because somebody started this trend that the score was wrong
and it wasn't.
It never was.
It wasn't slow either by the way.
The score was updated.
It was right.
It was just, and they were counting a wrong score.
A totally separate score count.
That just blew my mind.
W, that's good.
She's a hoe.
I apologize for stating side comments
and I will try my best to not say it again.
You'll try your best.
I think saying she's a hoe about someone
who's just participating in an activity
that other men did without any comments
is a very clear moment of sexism because what was she a hoe for doing participating in an event
but so the guy plays on the bowl and the does the bull ride that's fine girl does and she's a hoe
what are we doing here easy did I bingo yes yes yes yes yes
I think you need to re-evaluate your relationship and language with Lemon.
All right.
Boom.
W unbanned forms.
Happy to start tackling through these.
I spelled relationship wrong happens.
You have a nice fit today.
Do you think?
Pick it up.
I
Dressed myself
All right boys
Before we do anything else we need to take a look at what's happening right now
Apparently it has begun
The Kai and I show speed Minecraft stream has begun
Dude they have four hundred in oh my god they have four hundred and seventy thousand years combined
Yeah, so that's all right. Streamer games actually peaked at 500,000, so like whatever. Yeah, yeah. Nice try, y'all, like this whole Minecraft thing, good idea, I guess, but fell a little bit short.
Now, don't hit me up when they get to the end and fight the Ender Dragon because it's probably going to double streamer games.
They're both multi-sharing. No, no, I know 273 is speeds viewership and then 192 is kinds viewership
Which is 470,000 about I
Did the math
That's not
Oh, you came in
It is copper buddy. Yeah, I know both glad we can't do nothing with it though
If this number here is minutes, excuse me seconds in this one's minutes, then that means
this one's hours and then this one's days and it has the option for double days.
Oh, they think they're going to go multiple days here.
They think they're going to go double digit days.
I'll take the under.
I genuinely believe they get this done in less than two weeks.
Fyberg's content for the next two weeks is just going to be watching this, huh?
This is really just going to be the next two weeks.
10 days and they're going to change the rules. I don't think they'll change the rules. I think
they'll just get some like coaching or help because I don't think there are rules outside of it has
to be hardcore and they have to kill these entities. Maybe, I don't know, maybe they'll
They'll make a rule where they don't have to do it all in one hardcore run.
I wonder if that's what they'll do.
Like maybe they'll do it so they can do a hardcore run and all they have to do is kill
a Guardian and then a hardcore run and then they'll kill the Ender Dragon and then a
hardcore, you know what I'm saying?
Like rather than one hardcore run where they have to kill all four in the same exact
run.
That's what they're going to do.
Yeah, that makes sense.
make sense as a way to sort of achieve the goal because otherwise it would feel really really
disheartening if you for example kill the ender dragon the elder guardian and the wither and you
died on the warden and you have to start over like that would be really demoralizing but I
I think there's genuinely zero universes last longer than two weeks
I think I want to make a bet how long this class is six and did you hear it?
Love it.
Did you hear their terms?
Oh, yeah.
They said, um, sorry to see that.
They said, um, they're trying it for 10 days where they have to do all four in the same
run.
And then after the 10 days, they're changing it.
So they still are playing hardcore, but if they kill a boss, oh my God, there's a creeper
dude.
How are they going to die?
Um, they're changing it so that like if they do one boss, it's like they can do them
segment data or whatever.
So they can do one, one where they kill the warden and then they died of some
other bullshit.
And then it still counts.
And then they only have to do the other three.
I think even with that like so the challenge basically starts 10 days in because there's no way they're doing all four or out
I think even with that it's gonna take them like a month and a half
You're an idiot
I'll say actually under that might be a low key high 15 days. They've impressed me in the first in these 25 minutes
They've they've impressed me
Yeah, if you want to set the line at 15 days so like five days after yeah
them yeah starting yeah the like 10-day things like yeah five days where they
can do whatever I will I'll take over I'll take over on 15 okay I'll take
under for whatever you want to put up loser does 1000 squats video in private
games is one of the time or why is it killing a rabbit loser does a thousand
Squats send the video and private DMs to the winner
It's not so much worse when you
Squats my entire life like genuinely I'm down
You are not down. You cannot do it. I'm legit have no clever
You cannot do a thousand did I do squats in like middle school PE or like high school gym?
That's like I don't think I've done a squire in five years if if you lose
you have
in, in, in like gym or whatever.
What does he have to be? What do I make of it?
I send it, I'll send the video in private, but can I do it in public?
If I'm doing a thousand squats in my current life, I have to stream it.
I'm not going to be, that this is going to, it's going to let you take me like hours.
Yeah. Do what you can to watch, no?
Because you guys were to get to see my body give out at like squat 40.
And then it's 960 squats of pain over the course of hours.
I feel like that'd be fun to watch right? It's like oh, it's like
You guys know what I mean?
Okay, if you like if you do a if you do a squat with perfect form isn't it actually hard
Like isn't it actually really hard like can you do can't isn't squats like mad easy if you just like bitch out on the form
But like if you if you actually are doing the right form, isn't it like actually I remember being really annoying, right?
You have to do a thousand in a row, right?
Not with no weight.
If I lose, I have to do a cosplay of the prince of fooling.
Dude, I would have done the squats.
What's the, is that your idol animation guy?
Is that the prince of fooling?
Dude, I'll do whatever for your bat, man.
I honestly will.
It took me a bit, but I fulfilled a little soda thing.
I haven't kicked sugary drinks entirely.
I'm currently drinking a Minimade Lemonade, but I haven't had a soda in like a month
in a bit.
I'll do a cosplay.
If you want to change your bat to a cosplay instead of squats, I'll do that.
Oh, you Feinberg, yeah, I made a bet with him where he had to stop drinking sugary sodas
because he was drinking like, it was actually best so bad for him, bro.
Like he was genuinely drinking like half a dozen, like full sugar sodas every day.
Like bro, we're talking like 200 grams of sugar in like 300 to 400, like milligrams
of caffeine, like every day.
It was like crazy.
And now he's not off, but way better than where he was.
He was, because it was bad.
But the last two times that I've had a flight in the morning, I think I've just mentally
been nervous about like not having enough sleep for the day and being tired.
Um, kind of beast.
It is kind of beast, but it was funny because he would always be like, dude, I'm having
a like stomach pain.
I don't know what it could be.
And then he'd go through his diet and it's like chicken, wise, broccoli, 17, full sugar
mountain dews ice cream.
And I'm like, I'm not an expert in this, but I feel like it would be good if you were
We're gonna cut it down a little bit.
Dude, they're not gonna...
I definitely think they're not gonna beat it in the 10 days, for sure.
Oh, way, yo!
Oh, my gosh, Ka.
I see.
We can make Obsidian right now.
You can make one Obsidian.
We can...
You don't know what Obsidian is.
Hey!
are we should make obsidian to make one obsidian
right now should we make a city oh my god
relax
yeah i will have to kill kevinsons right so i could
what a crazy number of viewers what a crazy number of
viewers, bro. It's like half a mill. That's insane.
All right. Next streamer games are just going to be 40 people all
trying to beat hardcore Minecraft. It's what the people want.
How long do you think it would take you in slime to do this
challenge? Uh, realistically, we would crush it in less than a
week. I'm very confident in my ability and I don't think
they're actually, that's a good question. Are they doing it
Where if one of them dies, they have to reset or are they going to keep going?
Because it's not shared health bar, right?
Oh, really?
If one dies, it's a reset.
Oh, that's a lot harder.
That's a lot harder.
I don't know if I could.
It would be tougher.
Yeah, I will extend it.
Because Slime, and I mean this with no disrespect, it doesn't help me to have him on the team.
It's not like more efficient to have Slime there.
Slime is better than you.
Slime is not better than me at League, bro.
Excuse me, also league, but at specifically Minecraft.
Just cause a song says he's going to get a sub 10 before me does not make it true.
Number one, victory Roy out.
Yeah.
Ford and I, we about to get down, get down.
But we're not doing that.
We're doing our CS2 marathon
When are you gonna beat the god gamer gauntlet dude, I've just been crazy crazy busy, bro
I've been crazy busy with random ass shit I
I think Slash is probably better than me at CS2 if I'm being honest.
I'm just better at Minecraft because I probably have like 10x the hours.
You still haven't run your 5k either?
I literally have!
Sorry.
That was a blow up and I apologize.
Kelly what do you think is going on here?
Do you think Isha's speed is going to pause his Minecraft stream with Kai to watch the
State Farm Gamer hood?
Or do you think he's just blowing that off completely?
What's your prediction there, Kelby?
I'm guessing he's not gonna be tuning in.
That was good, Frost Boys. Alright.
This opens the door wide open to us coming through next year.
The door's been opened fucking wide open.
And now we're back in the gamer hood. I've always been saying bro, if they don't ask speed I'm next up
None of them are streaming it really like is Jason not live streaming it Jason's not live
Who else is in it Emmy Rue?
Emmy Rue is watching it. Okay one for six on the deliverables not bad y'all
Jason's in Italy sin is also watching it. Okay. What about max?
Max is also doing it. That looks like they're all doing it
Jason's in Italy. What does that mean? He's in Italy
Check out sinna stream
What in the fuck am I looking at
We'll spin subway surfers DVD logo. Yeah, okay subathons are cooked
Um
What's the song that goes ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding?
Not that one.
Okay, what am I doing today? I forgot what I was gonna do today.
I did on band forms and my brain wiped.
Oh! I was gonna watch
I was gonna watch the video. Should I watch it?
I was, I was gonna watch the Wee Fee's video, but then you guys made me feel like the Wee Fee's video.
I can't watch loopies video. I don't have the time. It's I would genuinely take me three hours to go through it
I don't think I got three hours
I got a clip for you
Okay, what you will be like hi
Like you should have got that tree
No, no, give me some of your wood, Kai.
Come on, Kai.
I'm gonna say, no, you can't have my wood.
Because if you want my wood, you got to be a good teammate, bro.
Oh, Kai, I would love your wood.
I mean, if you want it, you got to be a good teammate, though.
OK, I'll be a good teammate, bro.
That was great delivery by speed.
You know, a bad set up a little on the nose by Kai.
But man, that delivery was great.
Brought me all the way around.
They're also planks.
So anyway.
Check out we these video, should I?
I think I either check out we these video right now or.
Yeah, let's do it.
Fuck it, I'm done.
I'm down, bro.
Let me make sure Connor's still good for like 5 p.m. today.
Okay, Context.
I have, for whatever reason, become the guy who watches two hour Minecraft videos to find
out which ones are really good and which ones are alright.
This has been a title I've had for like two years now.
And I know I have this title because anytime someone uploads a really, really long Minecraft
video, my chat gets spammed with people telling me to watch it, okay?
And for the most part, it was like ish, it was evbo, but this new guy who I discovered,
Okay, has been going kind of crazy. He's the one who did the ARG called searching for a world that doesn't exist which ruined
Gen Z's parlance because I've seen so many searching for an X that doesn't exist
Ever since it came out, but he dropped a new one called a search for leviet on
Levieta leviet ton is levieton not the eSports org. Oh, it's a it's a sea beast. No, it's a creature the sea I
All like the necklace take it off. What do you mean take it?
I like the necklace.
What the hell?
So anyway, let's take a look at it and see if this video is any good.
We Fizz, did you do it again?
This is a post published on Reddit by a Minecraft player who claims to have seen something
weird in their ocean.
They describe a strange entity with large eyes, but the attached image is totally empty,
so if you're like me, you probably read this and think, that's weird, but it's probably
just nothing.
And yeah, I mean, one post about something strange is likely just a hoax trying to get
some attention.
Two posts from different people?
I mean, that's probably a fluke.
But what about three posts?
What about ten?
A hundred?
What about 10,000 posts all from different people all claiming to see the exact same thing?
Well, I need to look up the leviaton because that's like an OG legend, right?
But okay, let's cut the music.
My goal with this video investigation is a little viathan, the sea creature that, ah,
what is it?
It's the one that sounds like this.
Number one victory, Royale.
Yeah, fortnight we bout to get down get down ten kills on the board right now just blew up tomato town is that not it?
It's in the bible
What?
It's biblical
The leviathan is a biblical creature drenched in speculation although some have sought to
identify him as a crocodile.
He seems to be a fire-breathing seven-headed dragon.
Surprisingly we can actually get a pretty good idea of who he is.
What?
It is to figure out once and for all, what did all these people see?
What is this leviathan that so many people are talking about?
If you haven't already seen in the last couple of months there have been a huge
number of reported sightings of the Leviathan all over forums, reddit, twitter, but I can't
be the only one skeptical that it's either some massive hoax or people are just seeing
things.
But how are you supposed to even figure out or not if this Leviathan is real?
Well, there's a ton of reports I've collected over the past few months that I could try
to prove or disprove, but before I look at them, I want to see if I can just find
this thing myself.
If it is as widespread as people say it is, maybe it's not that hard to verify.
Rumor has it, the Leviathan appears in oceans, and in fact almost every single report I've
seen claiming to witness the Leviathan is in an ocean, but loading up a random world and
checking every single ocean would take way too much time, so instead I'm gonna reference
the Leviathan's lore, which I found on some creepypasta wikipedia page.
People say that it appears specifically when an ocean generates 20,000 blocks out on both
axis and when it does 20,000 leagues under the sea is that the name you'll find an
Unnaturally deep ocean where the Leviathan is hiding
I mean that shouldn't even be possible in normal Minecraft
But just to make sure what you're watching in the background now is me loading up hundreds of random worlds and teleporting
20,000 trying to find this alleged deep ocean and the Leviathan obviously I did hit an ocean on
20,000 20,000 a few times but nothing out of the usual
That's unusual. That's a deep ocean.
Just watch your roll and road to Empress. You did a great job with the Chinese. Any chance we can hear your tongue twister again? Uh, Joel?
I forget the first three words.
something about... hold up, I want to look it up.
Fei Changan Xie.
I can't find it.
It's like... no, I can't do it.
It's like Dway Dong Da Dong Dong Dong Fu,
Bu Shui Dong Da Dong Dong Dong Fu,
Fung Fui Dong Da Dong Dong Dong Fu.
Basically it's like a pre-fit. I'm pretty sure all it is is like I can prepare tofu. I can eat tofu
I can over and over and over
And there's like some phrase. It's like the don don tofu
But I can't do it anymore, bro. I'm washed
Impeccable accent as always
Right there.
I'm going to spare you the fancy dialogue lines.
This is not possible in Minecraft at all.
A regular ocean, for reference, looks something like this.
This ocean is not only six times as deep, it's hundreds if not almost a thousand blocks across.
Oceans just do not generate like this in Minecraft.
Dude, they should.
This looks way cooler.
So something is very, very wrong.
On screen is my game version and the seed in case you want to check this for yourself.
Coordinates are of course 20,000, 20,000.
Wait, it's real?
This is a real world?
On one to one?
Have no mods on, nothing this is literally vanilla minecraft, it just shouldn't happen.
But be that as it may, I looked for a few hours and didn't find anything.
No Leviathan or monster or anything that shouldn't be in Minecraft.
Anything except this ocean.
So what's going on?
I tried loading up a few more worlds, and after an hour, I hit another.
This seed, on the same version, at the same coordinates.
An unnaturally deep ocean.
I'm not sure what makes these two seeds special compared to the worlds before them with a
regular ocean at 20,000, 20,000, but also like the previous one, I didn't find anything
weird in this ocean either.
The only anomaly is the ocean itself.
And this continued, I found two more deep oceans totaling four, all at 20,000, 20,000 on these
four seats.
Why?
I don't know.
So without any more leads, I decided to turn my attention to the reports.
What does Minecraft go to?
Is that a dumb question?
Like he's going to 20,000, 20,000, like what's the max?
Is there a max theoretical or is it like always procedurally generated?
can you go to a million million? There must be a max, right? It's 30 million, 30 million
by default. So what happens when you go to 30 million, 30 million? It's called the Far
Lands. Like if you teleport to 30 million, 30 million, is it nothing? There's a border.
There's a border.
There's a world border in the far lands.
Ooh.
The reports.
Can I link you my Shohei Otani card I'm selling?
I've compiled about 300 reports with a special thank you to this email address that just
shared a folder with me when I asked my discord server.
Now, while some of the reports are very interesting, a lot of the reports are not very good.
For example, you'll see a caption like,
I was swimming in my Minecraft world when all of a sudden the ocean opened up beneath me,
swallowing me whole.
At that moment, I was sent to the edge of the understandable, an ethereal plane flanked
by golden foliage and an endless sky.
A world once inhabited, now abandoned.
Leviathan is real and the image on the post will look something like this do that is some eighth grade writing for sure
Few of these oddball reports a lot of them talking about flecks of gold when they're screaming
You know what the worst writing trope is bro when you're writing some shit, and then you go and then all of a sudden
Everything was normal and then all of a sudden shot is literally underwater
but the majority of reports are more sensible.
But that doesn't mean that they're real.
I don't know who started this rumor.
This is the earliest mention of the Leviathan I could find dating to January 8th of 2025.
And I'll come back to that post in a second.
But what ends up happening when a lot of people think that something like this is real
is that they start to see things that aren't really there.
Classic. What do you call that?
There's a lot of things in the Minecraft ocean that could be mistaken as the leviathan this user spunky
But from the screenshot, it's actually just the guardians tale
Pugnacious claims to have seen a huge hero dolea ocean ruin, but it's just no not Miranda effect
And is it a very common path?
What is the mistake, a guardian or a guardian?
Not the Mandela effect.
There's an effect where you see the thing
because you know it exists.
Like UFO sightings are more common
when UFO sightings are like happening.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if someone thinks they saw a UFO sighting
and there's a big news story about it,
then there's more likely to be another UFO sighting
because it's like in the zeitgeist.
It's not confirmation bias. I think it's, I think it's Paradoli, Paradellia, Paradellia, Paradolia.
It's a normal brain trait that makes people see faces, shapes, or patterns. No, that's not at all what I'm talking about.
That's not even a little bit what I'm talking about.
Frequency illusion.
Oh, that's it. The Bader-Meinhoff phenomenon? Is that maybe it? No, that's not it either.
That's not it either.
That's like when you learn the word, uh, like, Gentile, and then you see the word Gentile
everywhere.
Mass hysteria.
It's the rapid spread of psychological or behavioral symptoms through a group of people
where there's no real, no, it's not really massive stereo.
God, there's got to be a fucking term for this. No.
I don't think it's Bader Meinhof, but maybe it is under that umbrella.
I guess I'm like specifically talking about like UFO sightings or like Bigfoot sightings
happening because people are seeing like in the news UFO sightings or Bigfoot sightings
and so like it begets more of them because they like now people are like on the lookout
forum maybe there's Bader Meinhoff but I feel like Bader Meinhoff is like of something
like real. And this is something fake.
I guess it is a form of priming is edited unless you believe that this was
really in Minecraft this post is Tim wait Tim did you download deadlock I don't
think I have deadlock so does that mean the Leviathan isn't real no if this is
just the Loch Ness Monster in Minecraft.
That being said, there are a few reports that I can't explain.
This collection of screenshots are ones that I can't disprove as being fake or obviously
photoshopped, and it doesn't really help that a lot of them don't have anything to disprove.
Their eyewitness accounts claiming to see something flash on their screen, but their
Their screenshot is empty, almost like whatever they saw appeared for an instant, and this
is the best they could get.
Another example, check out these two screenshots of people's subtitles.
This one is almost definitely fake, but this one looks somewhat believable if the Leviathan
was some sort of bug.
A lot of these reports also have shapes that look odd, but I can't fully tell
if they're real or not.
But of all of these reports, this one is by far the most interesting.
It's from a user on reddit going by Hummer5718.
The post reads like this.
I was playing Minecraft when I found an unbelievably massive ocean.
20,000 blocks out into my Minecraft world on both axes.
Of course, I knew what it was.
I had read about it online and I was looking for it.
The Leviathan.
I can't say for sure that I saw it, but I swear something caught my eye.
A tail darting through strands of kelp, and I peeking out from under the waves.
I know the Leviathan is real.
Everyone else is going about it wrong.
If you want my help finding it, email me.
I don't respond to DMs.
So you sent an email.
And this is Hummer's screenshot.
It just, it get us, looks like a regular S world.
how this was written, but something about it was interesting.
I mean, this guy is definitely a little arrogant,
or maybe he just actually knows something
and doesn't wanna tell us,
but regardless, I sent him an email,
and I got no response for several days.
So I decided to just look more on my own.
How long after you send an email
do you send a follow-up email to get an email back?
I think it has to be at least five days.
One hour.
One hour later, bumping, bumping this, hey, just checking in again.
Three business days, three business days is a good answer.
And then I found a gold mine.
Bug report MC 373144 on the official Minecraft bug tracker.
Unnaturally deep ocean in Minecraft.
And a response from a developer.
Thank you for your report.
We are investigating this and it is a known issue.
It is currently believed to be due to an overflow in part of the terrain's Perlin
height map.
Well, errors accumulate around this area, localized to around 2 to the 14 plus 2 to the 12 blocks.
The exact location of the overflow in the code has not been identified, however, the issue
is being addressed.
Thank you for helping us improve Minecraft.
Hmm, interesting.
I mean, there it is.
Mojang themselves, the developers of Minecraft, address that unnaturally deep oceans can
generate, and it's because of a known technical issue in the game's code, well, known, kind
of.
This doesn't fully solve the case, but it sounds pretty good as an explanation, right?
Someone was the first person to have experienced this bug, and because the coordinates are
so convenient, they spun it into a story, a modern day underwater hero bride.
Thanks for the advice, Ben.
That hides beneath an unnaturally deep ocean.
Some people fake screenshots, some people saw things that weren't there, and the rest is history.
So it's just a bug that makes the ocean deep and people saw fake Sasha hallucinating?
But it still doesn't fully sit right with me.
Ocean bugger not, so many people claim to have seen Sasha, am I really to believe that
hundreds of people had a mass hallucination?
Even if a lot of these reports can be debunked, some of them can't.
So is every-
Is that Flowtives from the YourRage gaming Pokemon server?
Everyone here lying? Probably not. But if not, then what did they see? Well, as I was thinking about it, I got an email back.
Hello, Ifis. I'd be willing to talk for 30 minutes. Please join this IP at 5pm GMT with voice chat mod.
You know the version. You know the coordinates. Yours, Hummer 5718.
Insane email, by the way. Insane email. Not asking at times saying join at this time. Wow.
Oh my god!
Wait, I think I sent an email to someone today saying I would meet with him on Friday and it's Friday right now
Yep, miss that completely
Yep, just a total swing and a miss.
I wasn't live, I was in another meeting, I double booked.
That's tough.
Dude, Minecraft is such an awesome game.
I think it's actually the greatest game of all time.
Hello?
I don't think it's particularly close.
I don't think history will look on Roblox's favorably.
Like I think Roblox will be looked on like, mythologically, but like, I don't think
there's enough substance in Roblox.
I
Know hi hi nice to meet you. Oh hi. Yeah, nice to meet you too. I welcome to my world
Yeah, of course. Thank you for having me. I officially responded my email side of the blue. Sorry for this messaging
That's fine
Yeah, yeah, like thank you. It's Hummer. Okay. Like do you have any purpose? Yeah? Yeah. No hum is fine
I mean five seven one eight whatever you want to call me man. Okay, perfect. Yeah, I just want to ask you a few questions
Yeah, 57. Let's talk
I saw your post and I was like, I got him as a figure.
He looks like the, um, villains from Skibbity Toilet.
But...
Are you some kind of genus or something?
I make YouTube videos.
Like, I was just gonna make a video on a Leviathan.
Try that and figure out what it is.
Oh, that's... that's interesting.
Have you been hunting a Leviathan for a while?
I mean...
I wouldn't say hunting.
I mean, I've been looking for Leviathan for like, now over half a year.
Calling Levi?
I've been Leviathan. Leviathan is just the name I have for him.
Yeah, yeah, no worries, no worries. It's kind of cool.
Yeah, so can I ask, why'd you reach out?
Oh, yeah, like I said, I just wanted to ask you a question about your edit post that was okay.
Like this is the ocean where you picked that screenshot, right? The 20k 10k?
Yeah, right over here. My boat is over there, that's where I was near when I took the screenshot.
Can I see it?
No. Okay. Uh, okay, yes. You took that screenshot in this ocean.
What the fuck is this conversation?
This is the most awkward conversation I've been a third party to.
Uh, yes. Yeah, yeah, over there. It's, I mean, it's close to the ice bone, but, yeah, over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why'd you fake it?
Why?
Why'd you fake your screenshot?
You see, I said I reached out to Hummer because I found his post interesting, but that's not
exactly true.
At least, not for the reasons I alluded to.
I picked Hummer's report.
Oh my god, it's so obvious now.
Because how are you gonna take a screenshot that high up?
Unless you're in creative mode, which how could you be if this was your Minecraft
world?
Also, that's not all. But have you noticed the water? It's blue, and then it's light blue.
When you might be thinking, well Ludwig, that's just a different biome. Then how is the ice
in that biome? Because it's the wrong ice.
it's meticulously fake. Minecraft has something called a biome temperature gradient. The game
assigns a temperature value to each biome. Warm biomes get higher temperatures, cold biomes get
lower temperatures. This impacts things like whether it rains or snows, but importantly it
also dictates which biomes can generate next to other biomes. The temperature gradient in a
world is smooth and what that means is that biomes like to generate next to other biomes
with a similar temperature value. So warm next to warm, cold next to cold.
Now look at Hummer's screenshot. A cold ocean biome with this temperature,
right next to a coral reef with this temperature. That should be impossible.
The temperatures are too far apart to ever generate together,
and the screenshot must have been faked, but to go through all of it to ever generate together.
Heather and the screenshot must have been faked, but to go through all the effort to build two fake biomes right next to each other, no one just does that and expects nothing out of it, so I'm like, obviously like me and like, Wee-Fees are able to pick that shit out, but like nobody does that.
Wanted to see why did this random person on the forums lie so subtly?
I mean they are my screenshots, I mean I didn't fake them.
Right. Well, if you don't want to tell me that's fine, but I have other stuff I got to get to, so I might just disconnect and yeah.
This is a really great tactic. This is the walk away. Okay, you're not getting what you want in the conversation.
Like clearly this person's interested in giving up the information, otherwise they wouldn't have taken the call in the first place.
So like, you know, in an hour putting the pressure on, I love this. I love this.
Okay, wait, wait, don't go. Okay. I fake this screenshot. All right. I admit it
Okay, now why why'd you fake them now? Why I mean because I was waiting for something like this to happen
So I've been looking for somebody who cares about finding Levi and what are you calling leave?
Okay
Look everyone on Reddit on the forums everywhere
They always fall for the spectacle the idea of the Leviathan a supernatural creature living in their world
Is this the form?
ask me why it was fake that's the kind of person I'm looking for someone that
looks at the details understands and acts on them so what's mine is now yours
every single bit of research I've done on the Leviathan is here it's shbood so
what the screenshot was it was a test sort of yeah and every one of these
books is a different report. Yeah, reports. Yeah. I don't think I don't think they're
I don't think they're doing the the voice acting too bad. I think maybe there's a
bit they all they seem to fall back on this one like maybe acting tick where
they they do like this like laughing huh so yeah but and I feel like that maybe
comes off a bit anime at times but 189 of reports about the Leviathan the
oldest one dating back to 2024 here 2024 that's that's where they're acting for
stage not for camera they're my earliest yeah I don't say I mean it's taking me
half a year to go lol I know more about the life who I get all the money from the
bits mango the mods don't get the money from the bits you said cheers mods
but the mods only get money from dough knows not from bits but I promise I'll
spending on um something for myself i'm not gonna lie to you i'm spending on me i'm
gonna spend that shit on me i'm gonna buy myself a new roly than anyone else in
minecraft and uh i'm certain that if we work together we can find it this is
really impressive why do you need someone else that why do you need me
Well, I mean, even if my information isn't perfect, I bet you dug up some information I haven't found, and
there's certain things I would have tried that need two people, and, you know, information's only
half the battle. I think Hummer's being dishonest here. I think he's being deceptive. I think
there's another reason he needs to. Right. I've only like kind of seen Levi, and facts are only
facts. And all of this information, you have to be able to interpret it. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You said you've kind of seen the Leviathan?
Kind of seen is a strong word, but I've felt him.
Him?
Him, it... listen.
I can take you there.
But it's up to you.
What, you can take me to... to feel the Leviathan?
To the Leviathan, yeah.
But it's up to you.
Yeah, wait, 100% if you can, that'd be great, I would love to.
Let's get going before the sun sets. I've got a boat and it will go out to my ship
You have a ship?
No, it's actually a pretty cool ship.
That is a cool ship.
Oh, what? No, I just saw it from a YouTube tutorial.
I respect it. I mean it looks pretty good. So whatever you did worked.
Okay, we are here now.
So we're gonna see this thing?
Yeah, but first let's go to sleep.
I've got beds in this chest there.
Is there a reason we're doing this in survival by the way and not in creative?
I think it's just easier to look around without worrying about dying.
Well, I mean, I don't think Levi really wants to be found in Korea.
Like, think about it.
Do you want to be found by something that's flying around and they're immortal?
It just doesn't make sense, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't make sense.
I mean, there's more suspense to...
Do you think Levi wants to be found and isn't just part of the game?
Like, can it want anything?
Okay, I mean, listen, you can do you or whatever, but, you know, you are my
turf.
It's usually found I think it's 98 and a half percent of all accounts of Levi. They're found in survival
So, you know, you can fly around and be immortal. You can you have the choice you can do the easy way or you can do it the right way
Okay. Yeah, we can do in survival. That's okay. Take this tropical fish, by the way. Thank you
Okay, so first of all like open up your three many
You see everything like all of that clutter everything yes
Yeah, okay, so when you're finding Levi you do not want that in your face
But there's some really important things you need to keep track of so we're gonna just clear it all of that and keep a few things
All right sounds good. Okay, sweet. So press F3 and F6. Yep. Okay. I'm pretty sure I have everything
Okay, nice. Well, I'll run through everything quickly just so you know and you've got the grass with yeah
Firstly like FPS and memory you can see on the left hand side
If your FPS drops your memory spikes that means something very big has happened in the server
Okay, you just need to flag that. Let me move my camera. Yes, okay sounds good talking about the entity side of stuff
People always think all the false reports are always about it than being drowned or guardians and thinking they're lever
You're gonna make sure what you're looking at is not that so if you look at your entity render stats
If you look at me, it should say for targeted entity player, right?
It does another thing as well as entity counter if you look at the top left
It says it's kind of like ghost hunting and they're using like a
a spectrometer or something out of two entities those two entities are you and
you're gonna find a sea beast minecraft f3 gives you like all the tools you would
need there should be no other entities that spawn in the sea okay so if for
some reason I don't know how to three there's something else here you need to
find out where it is and what it glowed are in the Leviathan's eye
because if you up the render distance the eyeball loads in in the
light is so big that you can see it in the the pie scan like I'm thinking
ideas here it is you should get me on the case to find out what it's called
leave I dar and take a screenshot flag it and return okay that sounds good
that makes sense the final thing is entity hitboxes I give you that fish
right yes okay put it in there if you can see there's a big sort of white box
around it yeah yeah yeah like the ender dragon this ocean especially further
down it gets pretty dark it's pretty hard to find an entity if for whatever
reason that entity counter on your top left goes up to zero out of three like
It is right now you need to try to find a white bright box and go towards it
That's the easiest way you're gonna find an entity that makes sense. Yeah, you got that. Yeah. Yeah. I think I am ready
Nice
It's time we're going down
Yes, actually one more thing I turn on so kind speed they have to add the Leviathan to the run. Yeah
That's really important really quite noisy than that. You need to know what they're cool. Good idea
All right, my titles are great. Yeah, there is a farm over there by the way if you need any food
Okay, thank you
Okay, nice. This is it. This will take you down. You're not coming with me. No, I'm not getting
No, I'm not getting now
Okay, now you've got water breathing. Yeah, keep it going. Go if you check your inventory
It should say in the top right how much time you've got once that goes down to 10 seconds
I'm gonna call this back up. Okay, you've got that long to go down there and explore and try to find Levi
You do you have any questions? No? Okay, lovely. See you down there soon. I'll be back with like a minute left
I would be a little nervous, bro
I'd be a little bit. I don't trust this British guy. You should a never trust the British Explorer
Historically, they've been known to treat the places and the people where they're exploring pretty poorly
Where do you think he gets his money from?
The fucking museum.
They want the lead by skull and bones.
come on come on
F3 where's the F3 what are we doing here
dude this kind of makes me want to play um what's that game called oh um subnautica
I don't know the Leviathan is from the Bible.
What context does that even come up?
The ender dragon was not in the Bible
Wait, what's his year to three? Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah right now
Yeah, entities in the top left, but his memory and FPS look fine.
His memory is at 25.
pretty still fine, why is it going up though he's not moving?
Dude, what if hunters try to get people to go to his world to feed Levi, cause Levi needs
to feed on humans.
And he sent down dozens and dozens of Levi hunters.
his name is Homer. Oh, what about 57?
Why do you just swim up?
What happened to the...
What happened to the thing?
Hello?
Swim up dude.
Summer sent it back up.
Oh, he's about to start taking damage.
Oh, I'm gonna drown.
You swin, bro.
You're gonna die.
to die.
Did you see anything?
When I got back, the flying machine was gone. I came back with like a minute left and I just drowned.
Did you miss pull it or something? Did you pull it early?
No, I pulled it early, yeah. But did you see anything?
Why did you pull it early?
I just ended up drowning. Why did you...
Like, why would you pull it early? I just died for like no reason.
I-I mean... I don't know, this...
It sounds a bit weird, but I've got this... theory, okay?
Do you remember what I said about all the people trying to find Levi?
They're doing it the wrong way.
Yeah, in the red up post, right?
Yeah, I don't think Levi wants to be found with flying machines
or water breathing or fancy museum exhibits.
I think he just wants you to believe.
Sorry, can you explain what you mean?
I mean you have to believe that the Leviathan will come to you if you leave yourself open and have faith
I think leave I would show him so like Peter Pan
So you just make sure I get it you pulled the flying machine early so that I would drown
Because then I'd be what like more vulnerable for the Leviathan and it would show itself
Yeah, saw that yeah, I mean, but yeah, yeah, that's right. No, I mean the entity counter move but I didn't see anything
That makes sense. I mean maybe it's because I let you drown that leave I knew that I was well look
I don't want to sound rude listen um
I don't know if I agree that the Leviathan
cares about what we do per se like
They're definitely better and worse ways to go about finding it, but it's still just code in a game, right?
Like, it can't read our thoughts or anything like that, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, you really believe that? You might as well look past what everyone else had said about Levi.
You're the only other person who knew that they were all wrong and like teep down.
There's more to Levi than just some stupid open and shut case.
Wait, sorry, who is wrong?
I mean, where to start?
I mean, Aranax first of all.
I mean, there's so many to go through.
I don't know.
Who? Who?
Aranax?
Am I supposed to know who he is?
Yeah, who's Aranax?
Who she is.
Oh, sorry, she.
Am I supposed to know who she is?
I mean, the mystery solver.
I mean kind of mystery solver
Basically, she's the one with the server
She claims to solve the Leviathan. I mean that's the one everyone takes her word for and I mean
Now it's done. I mean there's nothing to it apparently
What I
Know no, I mean like I've what it what server I've never heard of this service. I know what this is
What?
But you actually didn't know what to say to him about it?
You said there's this person called Aernax who solved the Leviathan and put it on a server.
Yes, the Leviathan server.
I've never heard of it.
Is this like something we can join?
You have an IP for it?
I mean you can literally look up Leviathan Minecraft servers, they'll be the top results.
I mean so why don't we join?
I feel like it'd be something good to check out if she says that she solved it, right?
I mean, yeah, I sure you can go.
What? You're not coming?
I mean, I guess, I guess you'll, yeah.
Okay. So if I just look up Leviathan's server, I'll get the IP and we can go on.
Yeah. Aronix should be there.
I'll be there in like five minutes then. I'll see you there.
Yeah. Yeah. Sweet.
All right, cool.
Yeah.
But dude.
I'll see you in a second.
What?
Their conversations are so uncomfortable to listen in.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that's fine.
Oh, there's a ton of people online as well.
Hello?
Hiya.
Hello.
Dude, this place is insane.
Like, this is actually ridiculously well-built.
I mean, you've been here before, right?
Yeah, I've seen it.
You've got to scout how you competition.
I mean, it's nothing right home about.
There's nothing right home about.
Okay, anyway, anyway, what do we do here?
Like, this thing just pressed me, so do we just, like, listen?
This is not important. We can just go straight down. Excuse me.
Sure, like...
Welcome to the Aeronauts Museum.
All the research I've done about the Leviathan is right here,
in the biggest, most complete investigation ever conducted.
There are over 700 documented reports of the Leviathan,
But instead of having to find all of that on your own, it is now all yours.
Summarized in our special exhibit, just hit a jukebox and audio will play telling you anything and everything about Leviathan.
Like what biomes had been seen in, what people commonly mistake it as, and even what it actually is.
And if you want to explore for yourself, you can take our tunnels and water lanterns to see the ocean firsthand.
and hopefully catch a glimpse of the elusive Leviathan.
Just be careful, the server is in hardcore mode,
so whatever you do, don't die, have fun and keep searching.
This place is nuts.
I mean, so what do we do?
We just did hardcore.
Why would it be in hardcore mode?
We gotta find these notebooks, right, to listen to.
There must be a reason it's in hardcore mode.
Yeah, so, I mean, if you wanna listen to notebooks,
you can.
That's the little flame, right? Kelp.
In our 700 reports, about 11% of them mistook kelp as the leviathan.
In older versions of Minecraft, kelp can break and float to the surface.
And at a distance, the ins are easily the most dangerous part of the leviathan.
About 20% of all leviathan reports are guardians, especially if their tail peeks out between
some kelp.
It can be easy to misidentify that oceans are one of the rarest biomes to get levite
than reports.
Recent being, they're one of the shallowest ocean biomes and don't have any kelp for
things to hide behind.
I mean, yeah, like that makes sense.
That's a really good analysis.
Oh, you know what?
Do you know if there's any way we can get contact with Aranax?
Like I would love to ask her about all this.
Like the data is insane.
Like she could be the next person I talked to after you.
Well, I mean, I don't know. She has like a thing you can contact, but I don't know anything else.
But she probably wouldn't freak her up. She'd probably just hang out with me one-on-one.
Night and summer, by the way.
What actually is the Leviathan? If you're like me, you're probably suspicious of the whole thing.
I mean, a monster inside of Minecraft, there's no way that actually exists, right?
Well, you might not know this, but the super deep oceans at 20,000, 20,000, like the one
this museum is built in, have actually been identified by Mojang as just a bug in the code.
Bug 37314.
Dude, I found the exact same bug, the one on the ocean.
Well, let me see something in these waters.
So what are they seeing?
Attempting theory I see a lot of is that Mob A, the barnacle, is the Leviathan.
Mojang used the host mob boats, where the winning mob would be let into Minecraft,
And the losers would be scrapped, and in 2017, an underwater monster, Mob A, the barnacle,
lost the mob vote to the phantom.
However, losing mobs aren't scrapped forever, and the Copper Golem lost the 2022 mob vote,
but was acted to the game a year later, maybe the barnacle's code somehow activates at
low, wide-level oceans, which should be impossible to generate, but too-
Wait.
How many mobs are mob votes?
Oh, they stopped doing a China edition.
What's the China edition?
Minecraft China edition mob vote.
What do they vote? They voted for a panda.
Or the other options?
What could we have had?
What is mob A?
Mob B?
Mob C?
Mob D?
What is mob D?
This mob looks awesome.
Dude, if we got mob D, speedrunning probably would have been so much easier.
This mob looks awesome.
Dude, if we got mob D speedrunning, probably would have been so much cooler.
It probably would have dropped like a crazy amount of blaze rods.
The barnacle is awesome.
Jeb said players should vote for Mob A. Mob A was eliminated first in the bowl.
That's some suck, no.
What else did they add?
Glow squid ice, ice, so lodger in moon bloom.
In Glowsquid one, what the hell is an iso logger?
It's an illager.
The dream incident.
Alley beat copper.
What's an alley?
It's a fairy mob.
A fairy mob.
Who happened at 20,000, 20,000 because of the previous bug?
But I don't think that the barnacle is actually in Minecraft.
In fact, I think there's a much more elegant explanation for the Leviathan.
If you've ever explored the Nether, you probably noticed that gas can behave very
strangely.
And that, if they escape your line of sight, they have the tendency to just despawn, as if they never existed.
Well, what if I told you that the same behavior has actually been found in Guardians?
It's hard to reproduce, but it is a real bug on the bug trap.
Did you know about that? That Guardian bug? That's actually an insane find. How did you even find that?
They escape your line of sight. A Guardian that just swam out of sight and despawn would cause anyone to wonder what they had just seen.
with the Leviathan is. Even if the Leviathan isn't a real monster, it's still definitely one of the
most interesting Minecraft phenomena in history. The combination of two bugs working together
to create a legend.
So what do you think about all this?
I mean, it's it's insane. It's pretty factual. It's like very informative.
And it's pretty convincing. Yeah. I mean, it's incredible. The fact that she compiled
all of this into such a... I like it. I like what she did here.
Data dump. I don't even know how to describe it. I mean that literally could be all the Leviathan is
I mean it's just I would love to talk to her and see if I can get just
Any bit of her data or they're just her thoughts about the whole thing
Alright cool. Yeah, you think I did that?
But like at the same time I
Don't know I
I think it's hard to definitively say that something doesn't exist, right?
Like, the bug reports are very, very good.
Yeah, it's hard to prove something doesn't exist.
Which only spawn by ocean temples, and we-
Easy to prove something does exist.
Which you also know about.
You just have to find it.
That are by ocean monuments.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think, I mean, as long as you're down to look a little longer,
like, I'll be on my own, my own bitter research before I fully agree with her.
The Leviathan isn't real.
Uh, yeah, yeah, sure, I, hey listen, I don't know most of this place but there's one thing
that is impressive, you wanna see it?
Yeah, sure, I'd love to.
What is it?
Um, I mean, the commercialization of Levi, all of this, it's a bit, it's not my thing,
but...
The commercialization of Levi.
Especially when it's impressive.
Okay.
hunters need to be able to explore the ocean. And that's why we have this. This is a Water Lantern,
a custom made redstone flying machine built exactly for descending to the depths of the ocean.
It works with two stations. The first receives an update that synchronizes the top of the
Okay, okay, it's in here. This is it. Okay. Yeah, I pressed the notebook
This is
Wait, this is actually sick. Yeah, it's gonna cool
Hey, no, it's impressive invention airing
All right, come through here
Well, you're just going to explore the outside.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a condo that you can't even dive.
This is actually so good.
What a condo it's to check.
Can you just go like the entire way, you know?
It's about, now, 2000 by 2000.
It's a case of pillage.
They don't really let you leave.
And also the condo it, you'll end up drowning.
We're stuck in a venture mode.
True.
It gives you water breathing, I see.
What's the range of a conduit
So what do you think we should do now?
Thank you, so we Alex for the 10 gifted in this place or is this your house?
I don't know there's anything else most of this place, you know
You see the glass you see like the audience and that's about it
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
There's another portal.
There's another?
Wait no come here come here come do what I'm saying.
I see it.
There's just another portal.
There is another portal out of that wall.
Why is that?
Why is it blocked off?
Yeah.
That's another portal for sure.
Hey, you can't see it from down here.
Why is that there? Do you think anyone's just...
It's roped off with caution block.
I mean, you can't see it from here.
I don't know. How'd he get through?
You're probably not supposed to, right? We can't break any blocks.
You could swim.
If you got onto that pipe, something could get...
You could jump.
But...
In parkour civilization, the only way to go through...
There's no good way to get there, just get base.
Now you just can't get here.
I don't think there's anything you can do.
Unless there really is.
I mean, even if you get there, where are you going to go?
Yeah.
Can you go anywhere from here?
Is this possible?
Oh, now we're cooking.
Ooh.
Now we're cooking.
Hello, Key?
Okay, now you can definitely make it.
That's a doable jump.
try that yeah yeah that's actually a good idea though but you can make that oh
nice nice nice and water go up the water maybe hey it's just a bunch of bunked
fences we can't even like we get to the outside I don't you go in the glass we
I can go on the left glass.
The edge of the glass.
And then you go up.
Wait, it's actually maybe possible.
Maybe.
Try that, try that.
There we go.
Nice.
Then you go into the fence, and then you can actually get up.
Wait, well, it's actually possible.
How do you get down now?
Oh, wait a second.
Oh.
I've never seen the reason for red split by call!
Ohhhh
The real thing that no one that's ever logged on to the server has ever found that you could do this
I don't think they cared
Can you make that jump? That jump's crazy
You're getting me down there
This is not inconspicuous
No, it's very conspicuous
You gotta make this jump though
This is a crazy jump. This is a crazy jump.
It's hardcore. It's hardcore. Careful.
There's literally not a single car in a lot.
Yeah, this is just fully closed off.
go through the fucking portal bro go through the fucking portal dude
you gotta go through right there's only one way out so
get rid of the choice alright I'll see you
I'll see you on the other side and die
It's a piston bolt nice what it's a piston bolt
It's been written before as well
A piston bolt
I mean you wouldn't make it
Unless you were going thousands of blocks out
That's headed towards zero zero
Wow that's just some dedication this is nice
It's a fast travel
Why
Maybe because they were trying to get to 20,000 20,000 in a hardcore world
Find out.
We're good.
Well, you get first.
All right.
Can you ride it together?
See you on the other side.
Do pissing wolves go both ways or only one way?
I've seen both.
It's kind of awesome.
This is so many blocks.
oh yep negative 2500 negative 2500 the exact opposite end of the world
oh negative 20,000 negative 20,000 because maybe maybe the Leviathan's not a
20,000 20,000 that negative 20,000 negative 20,000 well I don't know I
I genuinely have no idea.
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Yeah.
Didn't come this far to not see something.
Haha. Alright.
What?
What the?
It's a deep ocean.
Negative 20,000.
How's there a deep ocean here?
What?
I don't know.
You never heard of that, have you?
No!
How?
That's deep.
The fact that she didn't mention that in the museum at all, did she?
This is insane.
I had no idea it could generate a negative 20,000, negative 20,000.
This is just a red bull character.
Why was that?
It's in my house.
You want to have some answers?
Yeah, I don't understand.
Why is this not mentioned in the museum?
This isn't mentioned anywhere.
Why did you keep this a secret?
I don't know.
It must have been Aaron who built this, right?
Who else would have made it?
It's her world.
Everyone else on the adventure mountain.
I don't know.
Wait, there's something in the water.
What?
What's that?
What?
Like a marble?
What is that?
I don't know.
I don't know what that is.
I mean, that's not natural generation.
It's like a block.
What is that?
I can check it out, Ray.
I was succeeding.
I was just seeing it.
Whoa.
Oh my god.
Oh, water breathing, water breathing.
Come here.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
I'll see it.
Oh, it's the machine.
Isn't it the machine?
It kind of looks like one of the water lanterns, but I think it is.
Just in ruins.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Why'd you build this mess in a way?
you
I mean, you know what I said about believing in Levi.
She clearly didn't believe.
Water breathing.
And then that's not putting your faith into Levi.
I mean, that's the difference between us and her.
That's the reason why she couldn't find it and we can't.
But you also use water breathing.
just because she's potions.
She didn't put her faith in Levi.
That's why.
You don't think that there's a chance that she was right?
And that as crazy as it is that an ocean generate a negative, negative
Leviathan really is just a combination of two bugs.
It is just a game.
No. No.
Listen.
Do you trust me?
Alarm.
Okay.
Uh, grab a water breathing potion.
I'll take one as well.
Okay.
Okay. Listen.
This may sound weird, but, you know, just trust me, alright?
Put it in your ass.
I've got a sign.
What's the plan?
That is a horrible idea. I actually respectfully do not think that would work at all.
I think I was right.
What if I have it then you're wrong?
Literally this is exactly what we did last time.
This is exactly what you did on your world and I drowned.
What's the difference between that and now?
Now you trust me
Sorry, can you explain why is this time different? Why is it that drowning it?
willingly hey
Is gonna break the viathan you realize the servers in this ocean mode right if we if we die
I do know that on the server we can never log in again yet. Yeah
Listen, we've never done this in a negative twenty thousand by negative twenty thousand ocean
I didn't even know that was a thing until about like ten minutes ago. Yeah, I get that I'm sure
So the Leviathan won't show itself to somebody who's using potions as long as the potion status
is active, but when the potion status goes away then he'll show himself as what I'm
I'm not gonna drown. I know the viathan is gonna save us
I mean maybe save us, but you might catch me
Hey, listen, put your faith in Levi
And you'll be all good. The potions are simple. I buy that you put your faith in me. You're here right now
And I put my faith in you. That's why you're here
Again this is
you really think this is gonna work because I remind you this is a game and
if you die on this server we cannot log back in all the research that we have
access to is literally gone
I think it's worth the risk that's what I think I think it's worth it or you
know I'm not gonna just I don't know it's not convincing you're welcome you're
welcome not to do this you have my choice I thought you wanted to live
I thought you said there's some holes in Alex's pants. I still think that I want to look for myself
But this is not how I think of looking for it
Hummer is a frustrating character, but his passion for Levi
Makes him trust the process is that simple like you need someone crazy like Hunter to keep searching because otherwise
He would just give up the search
He's like the guy going like I'm telling you there's a sea monster out there and I was like you're crazy old man
You crazy old man. He's like I'm telling you and then the crazy
I'm supposed to chose and you like trust is like see but he also has the only equipment to be able to like take it down or whatever
Yeah
I trust you
What the...
Lol.
You cannot be fff...
So what happened?
What do you mean?
We died. Like, why did you suggest that?
Did you think I suggested it? I think it was going to fail?
Well, I think you suggested it without thinking at all. I don't know.
Really?
It's happened twice now. It's happened twice that you've told me to drown.
And now I'm banned. Literally, the server with perhaps the most information on the device
and ever recorded is now completely gone.
And we died for pretty much no reason.
You know, I had a hunch that was gonna happen and I could have saved myself.
I had a water breathing potion but you know I chose not to throw it because I trusted you.
He's gonna get mad at him for having the water breathing potion.
You had an extra potion?
Yeah, I grabbed one from the barrel just in case but I didn't use it.
But that's why it didn't work.
What do you mean that's why it didn't work?
What did I say? You have to believe.
Levi won't come out if you don't believe you had an extra breathing potion on you.
I did believe it. I didn't throw it. I didn't throw it.
So what? If you could have saved yourself, it means you're not holding back and you didn't have faith?
Bro, I genuinely like, I don't know what you all need to say. I had, yeah, I had a water reading potion
but I didn't throw it because I believed. I tried to trust you and then nothing happened.
I died like it was for nothing. What does it matter if I believe? You realize this is just a game, right?
Like the Leviathan, if it is real, it's a big if at this point. It is a combination of two bugs.
Aeronax was probably right. Like I don't think-
YOU LITERALLY DON'T BELIEVE!
Leviathan cares if I have faith.
No, leave- leave my cares! Leave my- HE CARES!
I just can't, like I don't-
I fundamentally don't agree.
Like I don't know how-
Look, I- I know you're smart.
With the exception of Aeronax, I don't think there's a single person in the world
that's done as much research as you have about the Leviathan.
So, you should know this more than anyone else.
Do you have any reason to believe that this thing is more than just ones and zeros?
Like, do you have any actual proof that shows you that Leviathan is more than some bug,
or like, some hoax that people have just been making up?
I mean...
I...
I know what I think is right. It's right.
That's all of the how.
I'm with Homer, bro. I he's a crazy son of a bitch, but I think he's on to something
Great you can feel it. So did you feel it when we drowned?
Okay, I'm sorry
It's realistically it's not that big of a deal. We can just log on with an alt account. I doubt they have like
IP bands on the server. So it doesn't matter like I can just log back on. It's not a big deal
That being said, I don't know. There's one more thing I want to try out. It's an idea I had,
if you want to do it together. There's a lot of servers where people have reported sightings of
Leviathan. A lot of hardcore servers actually that have abnormally large numbers of reports
given how big the server is. So I was thinking of logging on to one of them and just seeing
what the players there are saying.
Hey Shaw, I mean, yeah, let's go to another server. I mean, what do you want to start with? Which one?
One of the most reports is kind of obviously the biggest hardcore Minecraft server, but long story
I'm banned from that one. But there's another good one that we can join. It has only like a couple hundred players,
but it has a lot of reports, like way more than other servers do proportionally.
So, I think we can just join that one.
I'll send you the idea.
Yeah, sure. I'll see you there.
Okay, perfect. I'll see you there.
Oh, also, yeah.
What?
Sorry about lashing out.
No, I'm sorry too. I don't know why I'm getting mad. It's literally just a game.
What's the instable for SMP?
Like, we're fine. If everyone will log on to Air Nexus World again, I can just get an alt. It's not that big of a deal.
Yeah, I do apologize.
Yeah, I'm sorry to...
I'll send you the IP, and I'll see you on the server, okay?
Alright, sweet, yeah.
Alright, see you there.
So, wait, sorry, what's the plan?
Well, like I said, the server has a very, very high disproportionately high
in number of reports of the Leviathan
Compared to how many players actually play on here like maybe they really is just they all banded together for some sort of massive hoax
but I think it would be cool just to
Check out their ocean and see if you can find anything if not. It's like it might be the last thing I have before I
conclude it, but I
Really?
Yeah, I don't know. I this is the last good idea. I had you said you know how to build a an underwater flying machine
right submarine yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah easily if you give me the resources I
can do it easily and there it is how are you gonna get the resources
you need to go there how do you feel about stealing
if it gets the job done I'm calling okay okay good it's not stealing if you
give it back right I think as we can like one of these houses probably has
rest on stuff as long as we just gonna borrow it and we'll return it will
disassemble the submarine right we'll go to the ocean if you find anything you
find something if we don't we'll give it back and that's that I they didn't
know it just doesn't really matter in my books so okay perfect yeah this okay
We'll just gotta act normal. Oh, wow. There's a lot of people here
There aren't quite a few
Wait, can they hear us? No, no, no, no, they can't hear us. We're in a closed room. Ah
Hey, nice. Okay. We can't hear them and they can't hear us
We're gonna hate that skin like what if this is just my house
That's your watch. It's okay pretend. Okay. Oh
My whoa
Oh wait this guy's kiddin!
Wait this dude's actually kiddin out.
Okay.
Oh my.
Yeah, we're just gonna quick borrow it.
Dude this is the issue with Minecraft servers.
You make yourself a beautiful home, you got some pillagers comin in, sealin all your shit.
Alright just take it, just...
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Yo.
Alright, hi.
Look, um...
Yo, so...
It's not what it looks like.
Oh he can't hear us, oh my god we're in a voice check group.
Okay, alright leave that.
Hello. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
Dude, what are you doing? Why are you in my chest?
Uh...
Who are you?
Okay.
Wait.
I- We just wanted to build a flying machine, and you wanted to borrow some redstone.
Would it be okay if we just borrow some redstone supplies?
I mean, you know the Leviathan-
I swear if this ends in a part two, I'm gonna be pissed off.
This is Lysik.
The reason we joined the server is because of the Leviathan.
Sorry, this is kinda awkward.
You- You can't just take my stuff, like...
You're going to build a flying machine with my supplies?
Yeah, I just... I'm making a video investigating the Leviathan, okay?
I just wanted to see, because this server had so many reports,
I promise if you let us just take a few breadstone supplies, I will give it back.
We'll be gone for 30 minutes max, and we'll bring everything right back to you.
What? What are you talking about? What do you mean we'll bring it back?
I mean like we'll bring it back. Like we'll... we'll give it back to you one day.
Yeah, we'll just bring it back immediately after.
Yeah, look dude, I met you 25 seconds ago,
And the first thing I saw you do was open my chest with a diamond idler print on it
I see you're watching trust your word. Okay, listen anyway, I promise you're not gonna lose anything
I'm sorry. I just shouldn't have stolen your stuff though
Hey 50 bucks
What?
50 bucks kind of steep. Yeah, $50 for the material
But I'm not giving you $50 for messing with material. Oh, yeah, yeah, we gotta die. Okay. Okay
you want $50 for like
Observers and pistons
Yeah, you're here in my village
Do you have any dark oak saplings?
What
So how this is gonna go if you're if you're down is I'm gonna set up two
bits of
Saplings does anyone here have bone meal? Sorry to ask. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
We take turns bone-mealing these saplings
If mine grow before yours, I'll give you 50 bucks on the spot.
Yeah, just like that. Good job.
If yours grow before mine, you give me the Redstone supplies.
Dude, this is kind of awesome. I'm back on board.
And I get to keep it.
Dude, this is ridiculous. You probably rigged this somehow.
Bro, how would I have ever rigged it?
You're sampling filler art.
Yes.
You want to... See mine just grew.
And yours is going to grow as well.
Okay, we can just break these.
And that's it.
Even when you want to trade sides would that make you happier?
All right. Yeah, let's let's turn sides. Okay. Let's trade sides
So break your tree and then we just set it right back up
Now power what are you spending your $50?
The city of course, but whoever just hit me while they were trying to break the tree is not invited
It's like it's a long
No, why is this guy still cutting you have six people breaking one tree?
What do you like what do you want me to do in these faster even though are you sure it's not big?
Yo parameterization. All right, so how are you gonna do this?
Well, if you're ready, we'll just take turns. I'll bone meal one you bone meal one. I bone meal one and
whoever's tree grows first loses
I bet you bone meal two every time I bone meal one.
No, I'm not gonna bone meal two every time you bone meal...
Look, I can start with two, since it is your stuff.
But then we're going one for one. Otherwise no deal.
What do we think?
What does this string do, chat? What does this string do?
Thanks!
Of course. But whoever just hit me...
He had 37 string?
Yeah, there's one string he put one string right here because the string is in the way
That's genius
It's a good old-fashioned fucking pool hustle, okay
Yo parameterization
All right, so how are you gonna do this you bone meal two every time I don't know one
No, I'm not gonna bone meal two every time you want look I can start with two since it is your stuff
But then we're going one for one otherwise, no deal
What do we think
Makes sense.
I think we take that deal.
That's not like a fair deal.
We keep our lives.
Yeah, right?
All right, that's it.
Okay.
One for one.
Oh!
Tough luck.
It was anyone's game.
But it is okay if I have the Redstone Supplies, right?
Part of the agreement.
Um...
I really just don't think so.
Dude!
Can I get this fucking
goddamn filler episode over with?
I mean, we agreed. We had to deal.
Am I your trigger first?
I can give you 50 bucks, but
we never got a deal.
Did anybody else hear
a deal happen?
No, I'm here.
Okay, okay.
Is it like on paper?
Somebody get this!
We agreed that if you're a trigger first, I'd get the rest in supplies.
I promise you're not even losing anything.
Like, we'll give it back to you.
Sorry, man.
I mean, if you really want them that bad, I'll take 50 bucks for them.
Bro, like, we agreed.
Look, do you want to see the Viper or not?
50 bucks and I can have this
What was the whole point of the betting?
75
What?
What do you mean 75?
50? No, 50 bucks
What do you think of the price for the Rossier one, bro?
I'm not giving you 75
Sorry man, the price just went up
75
75 dollars
You know, it's crazy what 70 dollars can get you.
I literally do not want to hear it at all.
You know, good ol' fascist street house woulda not work.
I think my end is done and I'm done as well all right
Okay, lovely. You make sure you did everything right?
I think so. How do we actually run it? What do you do now?
Well now we just... we go. Actually, do you want to power it?
Sure, yeah. How do I do it?
Uh, take some of these.
Thank you.
Okay, what you gotta do is you just gotta really quickly with a slam block in front
of this observer.
Mm-hmm.
Just place and destroy. Really, really fast.
Okay.
and everything
do you want to like
put on obsidian or a furnace in case it
doesn't work or do you want to just rip it and see what happens
sometimes you just got a better
is it working?
it looks like it's working right?
yeah
nice
sick
Wow.
Looks like it's count proof.
Yeah.
Looks like it is.
Great.
Someone.
Oh.
Wait!
Someone...
Someone came up with a theory.
The reason he had him place the block instead of placing it himself is because Hummer's not
real, he can't place block.
But no, he helped build the thing so that doesn't make sense.
Not much out there, huh?
And the conversation with this gamer guy, he said we, and then he said who do you mean
Wee, so no one else can see Hummer except for him.
Yeah, yeah, you're the first honored. It's a Yaoi so it's a gay Yaoi this
doesn't work what are we gonna do after this I guess it depends if we don't if
you see if we do see something then I'd be really cool but if we don't then
And I think I can call it.
It is kind of right.
You know, start finching up the video.
All that stuff.
Okay.
Let's get in the docking now.
Yeah.
It'll be hard to see anything out there.
Do you think there is something out there?
Yeah, I mean, I can feel something's out there.
Of course you can, because you're the fucker of the hyphen, bro.
If I didn't know better, I would have thought that was a Leviathan.
No, yeah, you'll know when you see it.
Look at that, it just popped in and out.
Just out of underdistance.
I know wonder people are seeing things.
Maybe you should just believe a bit more.
I've done a lot of believing and look where that's got us.
Do you think we'll actually find something out here?
Uh, what was that?
Like do you think we're actually gonna find the Leviathan?
Yeah, I have some.
Yeah, me too.
Do you know how many blocks we have? What are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
I guess you're right. We're not really going to find Levi in some flying machine.
It's time for us to believe.
So we're back to this, what is this your idea of believing, blowing up the submarine
and us drowning again?
We've been searching for the Leviathan haven't we?
Oh really, a lot of searching you've been doing, you've even noticed that we haven't
moved for the last five minutes.
You're so ready to go through this whole ocean, find nothing, and just to conclude
the Leviathan isn't real, right?
You just think Levi's gonna like magically appear once you're tapped out?
You're given up hours ago, you're not searching for anything.
And what if I have given up, okay?
We've searched for hours, multiple days in a row.
If I wasn't making the video, this would be the biggest waste of time of my life.
How many times do you think we have to drown for you to realize that Leviathan isn't real?
Leviathan is real!
That's what you want, right?
This is what all this is about.
You just don't want him to actually be real.
You want it all to be a hoax.
There you go, and you've proved it.
Done.
Just like that.
You think I'm doing all this thinking?
Of course I want it to be real.
You think I've done all this thinking about it?
You never even thought this was real to begin with you were so set from the get-go that this was fake
You weren't even searching for an answer
Tom Holland and Anne Hathaway, we ought to see
That you were right
Shbood acting as fucking ass off right here
You don't even care if the Leviathan is real
And even if that's true
Why do you care so much?
Because I want to see Levi
Then why do you need me?
What do you care if I care?
Because I want you to see it too.
I don't know what you want from me.
What do you want me to do?
I just want you to believe.
I don't know how. I have it.
Don't cling on to what you know about Minecraft. Like, yeah, this is a game, but you have to believe in something bigger.
You have to believe in the Leviathan.
Yeah.
I don't know if I can.
Just because this doesn't make sense doesn't mean it isn't real.
You're really telling me there isn't a part of you that wants that I think to exist and there isn't something more to this game
That we're doing something important here
So Levi, yeah, I believe
you
Why did he die last time?
Because Hummer picked up the potion and he didn't believe so he's punished.
Then why did Hummer die last time? Because...
This is what movies make smoking weed look like.
I
We can't press F3.
This one just still works.
Let's F2.
Okay, this is the best idea I had, I don't know what else to do, it just turned nighttime
out of nowhere, all my items cleared.
But this is the weirdest part, I cannot record, I'm pressing my recording hockey,
I'm pressing with mine. It does it's not doing anything. I can still look around. I'm still here for some reason. I
Don't know. I'm kind of freaked out. This is the only thing I don't know if like
It sounds so stupid. I don't know if it's gonna sense me recording my phone
I'm dead ass use a view sonic water while I'm still here. I guess I'll record
like this
It's better than nothing
It's kind of hard to move around because I only have one hand.
What the hell?
Actually, what is this?
It's going to keep going.
I don't know if it's going to sense me, but I don't know if it's going to sense me, like,
if they didn't know I was recording, I don't know if it sounds silly, no.
I'm sorry.
It's not going to happen.
In case anything happens.
There's something over there.
I'm just going to make a call for this.
W Parkour.
Brother, is that your computer making that noise?
I don't know.
I'll make sure you can see.
My arm hurts.
Sorry.
There's a chest, dude I bet it's gonna be a message from Andronicus.
Or from Hummer.
the fucking heart of the sea or whatever.
I
Climb-berg when he doesn't drink a Mountain Dew for 10 minutes. Sorry, sorry
He's trying to
Hello, hello, Wiffies, Wiffies, hello, can you hear me?
Is anyone home up there?
Dude, you've been staying there for like 30 minutes.
Hello, Wiffies, Wiffies, hello, hello, hello, hello.
So, are you gonna give me my stuff back?
I hope this email finds you well.
I don't know why Levi let me in and not you.
I don't know why he stopped my recording.
Or why all my screenshots are blank.
Like I was never really there.
I don't know what Levi is, or what he wants, but I can promise you this.
I won't stop until I figure it out.
for you and for me. Yours, Reefies.
God damn it!
Okay, I will say, well, 4-4, what does this mean? 4-4, what does that mean?
I'll say bro first eighty five percent of that video damn fucking filler slog
All right last 15% locked the fucking lean forward what?
He knows how to end it that she ended strong
God damn it bro
Goddamn cliffhanger. My yaoi anime has a cliffhanger.
Is what it is.
Can't wait for Deadlock today.
I'll be doing Deadlock in a bit, but first major announcement!
I
Guys
It's time.
BAST53 is back.
And I finally have the Google Form for you to fill out if you would like to apply to be a part of it this year.
Okay?
If you would like to send it to your favorite speedrunner, whatever it is, suck.
Boom, tweeted it out.
Okay.
Here's the application.
Alright, fucking leaks, but there's the application.
You started the tweet, please, I need you badly, yeah.
But anyway guys, really all I need from you is if you are a speedrunner, if you want
to apply or if there's a speedrunner you really like, if you could tag them or let
them know that applications are open. Applications are open for the next like two months and then
we have about like another month to go through the applications and then another month to invite
everyone. So I know it's not happening for it's gonna happen in like December the actual event
but like I really want to I really want to be able to just you know nail everyone who would
be interested in going, like knowing about it and having an opportunity at least to apply.
So applications are officially open for fast 53.
Oh and I'm excited for it.
I think it'll be good this year.
I have a great idea.
My idea is this year.
I already talked about this, but auctioning off all of my Pokemon cards or a lot of my
Pokemon collection and raising all the money for charity and Mr. Keen would do a side
stream of it.
I'm gonna be hype, exciting.
But if you guys don't know what it is, it's basically a 53 hour marathon speedrunning event
where every minute we have a different speedrunner streaming, raising money for charity,
all with the goal of raising as much as possible. I think last year Fast 52, we
raised a quarter million dollars, a little under maybe, $210,000. Yeah,
$210,000. And we're running it back.
yeah it's similar to a gdq but much smaller in scope because it's just me and
a few my friends on the couch hosting
what charities I haven't picked the charities out yet but I have a few in
mind that I for sure want to raise money for.
Where do I apply?
I tweeted out the application, but I have the application I can.
If a mod can pin this in.
Twitching YouTube, that'd be great.
I'm not exactly sure I have a few ideas of a good charity, but I'm not gonna like I don't want to say I
Don't want to like mention any right now because then people might feel like that's me saying I'm gonna do that charity
And I'd like the opportunity to like
Decide personally before like talking about it
Because then if I exclude it, you know what I'm saying
I think you are what it would be like if Tom Holland was American and a streamer and was
a fan of bad baseball teams.
Dude, the Dodgers are on a crazy losing streak.
It's actually insane.
I think they've lost seven straights, six straights.
When's the stable Ronaldo territory?
I thought he did it.
Did he do it?
Maybe I'm wrong.
I thought he did it though.
We're gonna we're gonna play deadlock in a little bit. Yeah, we're gonna play deadlock in like in the next 45 minutes or so
Oh also
Separate from fast 53 news, okay
Our next game with Off-Brand Games is dropping. It's called Ultra Pool. It comes out August 24th,
One day earlier, August 24th. So that's in literally like two weeks in change. Two weeks,
20 days maybe? A little under 17 days. So it's about to come out, okay? To celebrate,
I thought we would play a round of ultra pool before we dive in
To a dead pool deadlock my brain is confuddled
Can I get a demon bluff release date this year for sure?
So anyway ultra pool if you don't know is the next game to come out for offering games
It's our first mobile game which I'm excited about
Oh, whoa. There's a spooky. I don't know if there's a spooky set.
Oh, but it's not in the demo.
Alright, let me just do a classic run.
Let's do a max difficulty classic run.
Trying to survive to round 20.
How am I that bad?
How much is this game at launch?
I don't know.
I'm asking.
Well they added ball trail.
Or do they always have ball trail? They didn't right?
I would play it if it's free.
The demo's free.
It's gonna be $5.99 on mobile and less than $10 on launch on Steam.
Oh, I like the changes they made to the shop.
If the game were free, I actually disagree with the person who said I'd play it if it
were free.
In my experience, and I admit here, I have a lot of money, but in my experience when
a game is free, the experience playing the game is always worse because they're charging
you for something and it's either like, you know, time to play it more or like, whatever,
uh, packs, maybe like, you're buying something else.
I prefer game bought, you own the game, which is kind of rare these days for some reason.
Okay, I'm a shud.
Never mind, I'm back.
Oh, that was my last shot.
I lost round two.
Okay, I'm going to reset, bro.
I hold up.
I cannot hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Let me reset here.
Let me let me reset here.
No, no, no, no, just let me reset.
Let me reset.
Everyone likes.
I wasn't locked in.
Now I'm locked in.
I got a fucking text from a salon.
What happened to my YouTube contract that ended years ago?
Uh, bububububu, marble.
Oh, I could try a marble. Marbles not bad.
Pocket plus one shot. That could be good.
Pocket a ball, give the pocket plus one. That could be good.
Bro, feel like a chud.
I
Perfect
I'm back. I'm back
What's the world record for this game? I saw somebody get like a trillion
like genuinely a trillion oh no a cube round start pocket five balls plant
two thorns i got you there are people who
have like broken this game and discussed some ways. I am not one of them. I had like a couple
decent runs though. I don't know if I can get past this thorn. Maybe if I hammer it. There
we go, there we go, there we go. The record is five quintillion round fifty three after
that the game breaks. So that's like considered an inf or whatever they call it.
Whoa. Scrap upgraded. Big ups.
Give every pocket minus one malt and plus five score. That feels bad. For sure, right?
The first ball you build from your build you pocket gains plus one permanently.
It seems kind of good. Round end your lowest ball times two score pocket your lowest ball
times two score. I feel like this is better. A permanent thing, especially if I get it early.
Is it that scales over time, yeah?
Oh my god, the thorns are actually OP.
Is this gonna work?
that'll work nice I lose by one point
It's early.
It's early days.
Give me a marble.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
flower bush fuck it
okay this is nice because now I pocket light bulb which will upgrade my scrap
And then now, upgrade to any ball plus two.
Well, how do my other pinball?
I need my pinballs to kiss more.
You have ugly hair.
Flashy fox laser.
You have five minutes to post a picture of yourself.
you have to be doing this pose. Otherwise, you're permanently banned. I'm just here to
judge your hair. I think that's fair. You judged mine, which is fine. I would like to
judge yours. It's also okay if you'd rather not. You'll just be permanently banned.
Okay, I'm going full full full full marble should I sell this
Machina cool guy pocket any ball plus one
What if I combine Miley Face with Marble?
Is there any point doing that?
Why did I do this?
Oh my god.
Okay, that sounded good.
What am I doing?
I have two shots left.
Okay, I get an extra shot with that.
I should be able to move on if I just pocket this one, right?
What a shot.
What a nasty shot.
Is there a USD setting?
What do you just hate the Euro symbol?
I don't know if there's a USD setting, I'll be honest.
I don't know if anyone's been asked.
Give a start of round, give a pocket plus three.
That seems good.
know I like wings though. I can do I can do like a flower pocket spawn give a
pocket minus five pocket four balls rotate all pocket scores clockwise what
Okay
Let's get our smiley face
I'm going to lose.
Am I this bad?
Okay, this could work, this could work.
I feel like I'm not getting enough pinball collision, I need like things to move each
other more.
Cause look how high it gets.
But I shouldn't need to like hand do that.
This will work.
Yes.
You need so many pinballs, yeah, and you can't combine them, I'm realizing.
Combining pinballs is kind of a bad move.
Cause although it gets more per hit,
you need any like a bunch of them.
They'll be bonus.
Pocket and other balls zapped the closest one away.
Let's sell you. Let's get you.
I think let's sell you. Let's get more pinballs.
Where's the moss, dude?
Nothing.
Okay. I feel like I need to fucking...
Ah! Wait, that's actually really good.
What if I just do this look?
Do you know what I mean? What if I just keep kissing it?
That was 46.
I'm fucked!
We're going to have to improve that game.
That is a rough start.
Oh my god, it's finally done.
It's finally done, Lull.
If you guys don't know Lily's been making this animation of her I guess I don't know what you call it like
Sidequests is what it's called. She's making an animation
My name is Lily. I am a
1,120 year old elf and I am in love with a human
A webcomic
when I broke my staff
Naturally, I put it on the quest board and then I can fix it. Who are you and then I can fix that
I can fix that too. Let me fix that I don't got money. It's fine. I like to fix this stuff. Why?
Well
Everything's made out of something and you can always put it back together. I guess it just feels good knowing that you can fix things
Can you fix me? No, wait, let me rest during your party. No, please. I can heal you. I'm broken, too
So I'm in the latest episode. This is me, but I'm Chinese so anyway, let's watch
Hey, thanks for meeting with me. It's been what a century since we've last talked. Yeah. Well, you got me juice
So what's up? Well, it's this guy. I'm traveling with you're in
Kinda I guess who is it? His name's Michael and he's an artificer. Oh, so he's pretty smart, though
Yeah, he's probably the smartest human I've ever met human
What? Oh, hold on, hold on, Lily. You know they live for nothing.
I know, I know.
So what's so special about him?
Well, he's...
Wow. Okay, I'm convinced.
What do you mean you're convinced?
I mean, he sounds like a cat. Like, if he's attractive too, that wouldn't hurt.
I would love to meet the guy.
If you steal him, I'll kill you.
I'm not gonna steal him, but...
But I'm not gonna stop true love from happening either.
See you in another hundred years, Ludd!
I must be allergies.
CUTE!
CUTE VIDEO!
Cue, cue, cue, cue, video!
Oh, OK, I've been stalling long enough.
It's fucking time, bro.
I don't fucking do it, bro.
I don't want to play deadlock.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it, bro.
I don't want to do it.
It's going to hurt me to do it.
Oh, let me check, bro.
I'm curious.
I have.
Let me, let me show you guys this real quick.
These are my messages with Connor eats pants over the last few years.
I got bad news people have been saying it's not the ultimate gamer challenge without the
next big thing deadlock scope the date.
September 7th, 2024. And then he sends me just the intro for the new deadlock. This is a couple
like 18 months later in January of this year. And then he says, will you actually play deadlock
with me? And then he says, you have to play deadlock with me. And if we go to chat logs,
it gets worse. There's more, right? This is a multi-year project of Connor trying to,
A, get Deadlock trending, and B, get me to play it. Now, I know Connor as a friend, A, but also B,
at least according to him, the face of Deadlock, which as far as I understand, all I know about
it is. It's a Valve game. It is in beta. It's been in beta for, like, years, like a few years, I guess.
And it's what I hear very fun to play, but not fun to watch. That's what I hear from people.
It's technically not beta. It's pre-alpha. Oh, yeah, and apparently it's like one of those alphas where it's like invite only
Like you have to be invited to play in
That's not true it's fun to watch I'm just telling you what I've heard you're coming for me because I'm telling you what I've heard
All right. Oh, I know this because I played the deadlock map in, um, Metschekameleon. Can
you go through this doorway here? Are you supposed to be able to go through here somewhere?
Okay, shift is a roll.
Why do I have a Discord hoodie on?
And a Red Bolt.
What?
Am I playing a Super TF?
Tim, did you install a super TF mod on my deadlock?
Is that- Tim, why is Le- Is that LeBron James and Ace from One Piece?
What the fuck I broke it
Okay, what is sandbox?
The curiosity shop.
What is all what the hell is any of this?
Whoa.
What are these items in game?
my personal faith. I want him.
Why can't I hit this guy?
One more time, baby.
What does Zee do?
Okay, let's hop on a call with Connor to get some explanation.
Hey Connor. Hello. How you doing? I see you got the SuperTF installed. Yeah, is that alright
or do I need to remove it? I would say you probably want to remove these if you want
to learn because you're going to be like, oh there's Ace and I'm not going to know who
the fuck you're talking about. Okay. Alright. You're going to give me a moment then.
I don't know how to remove it. Uh, you need to go to the, someone tell me how
to teach them how to move it.
So delete gameinfo.gi and then verify game files.
Oh, OK.
I just have to verify game files.
Why can't I close out of the game?
You have to delete gameinfo.gi, though.
How do I close the game?
The game's like not closing.
Oh.
I'm all test for it.
Is it like a red X on the top right?
I did task manager. So I have to delete system 32 off of the game.
Yeah. Someone gave me the delete. Sorry, say it again one more time. Game info.gi. I got the
path here. Hold on. Game info.gi. There.
Citadel is a good bit though. I will say that the mods are a good bit. I run them pretty often. What mod do you do?
It depends. I use LeBron pretty often.
So who's LeBron James?
Right click game and steam browse local files. No, I did I did it. Oh, you got it. You fix it
I deleted the thing and I'm verifying the integrity of my files
All right, Connor, can you give a rundown of what?
I'm going to give you the rundown.
Yes, sir. Like, so this is the next big thing.
OK, so you've been saying that and I'm not shitting you for two years
and it's not the next thing yet.
But it's growing.
I'm not saying it won't be the next thing.
It's just like what like like when?
Whenever Val decides it's ready, they're taking their time.
So when it comes out, like when Valve stamps, okay, the game is ready, then it's going to be like, whoa.
Yeah, then it will be like huge.
Then it will, they're probably going to not make video games because no one's going to need to do it anymore.
Yeah.
They're going to need to make a new business, a new publishing company.
You're going to have to publish like songs or something.
Because all games will be dead because Deadlock is out.
Right.
Um, is it wrong to say that it is not fun to watch?
That is extremely wrong.
Okay.
I think what you're confusing, you're confusing, it's hard to pick up and to like, learn.
As a viewer or as a player?
As, I think both would mainly as a player.
Okay.
No, mainly as a viewer.
Mainly as a viewer.
If you, if you play the game like two or three times, I think it's actually really
simple.
Simpletely, but if you don't watch it, you don't really know what you're looking at. Yeah, okay
It's like Lee cuz I think you actually you know, you're looking at me
It's like it could be a bunch of bullshit, too. Okay. I'm in the game this time. I'm not super TF
I'm just a guy. Yeah, I have an ult that I made that I'm you need to have so let me do the code
I have a double jump one two three four in a gun
Yep, I'm gonna show you everything.
You're outclassed.
You didn't make a digital tutorial.
I just did the tutorial and it's like there's nothing there.
It's like gives you like 10 buttons to press and it's like go at it.
Um, Platinum and League of that helps.
Yep.
Oh my god, Super's here.
I'm golden.
Actually, I'm not golden.
I never made it to gold.
Games a bit like a guy the guy from your your game the guy from the video games
here in chat what what do they have ranks in this I do they just added it what
what rank are you okay I they gave me silver but it's not sink yet it's not
proper yet also I was alkyda queued up at that time and it was bad alkyda queued
up at that time. The government called a terrorist organization by the United States. Yes, a
terrorist organization. Question for you. You have infinite Waldrums? No. Is that your
question infinite Waldrums? Yeah. Did you add me as a friend? I'll show you. Oh, yeah.
What is that? Is that your steam number?
Yeah.
I added, I'm, uh, Aircoots.
Uh, party invite.
Did I do it?
I did it. There we go. Rodney random. Yeah, I was going to make an account where I only
play random like QF as a random character, but I've never done it. So it was called Rodney
random, but it works for this because it's a new account. So you made the account but
never did the exercise. Yeah, I never did. Should I shop at a curiosity? You can.
That's the that's like we buy items during the game kind of like a league items. Yeah, yeah, yeah more fun
items are more fun. We'll go come here. Come to the
Let's go Sam. Where are you? Okay?
Okay, select the hero
Okay, do you have a wreck or should I just go to who I think looks the coolest?
Who speaks to you on that screen shiv?
Or Moe Moe and Krill
Moe? If Moe speaks to you, Moe's not bad.
Moe and Krill look really cool.
Um, let's actually, let's put you on...
Seven. Just, if he's like...
Who's seven?
I think the most. So he's the second to last row.
Dormand?
Hallow.
Mininow.
Uh...
Oh, there's a guy's name Seven.
Yeah, he's name Seven, yeah.
I found it.
Okay.
I don't like them.
It's okay.
I'm just going to show you abilities.
Okay.
You have four abilities, just like League of Legends, so you're like, oh wait, I can
switch teams I think, um, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, so you like, you can press that, yes it would stun, so that's like a time stun
that that guy has.
Like, uh, Kronos.
Yeah, and then like, you're three, that's an electric, that's like a static shiv.
Yeah, so the game, pretty early on I discovered this, like the games UI, they're like,
Just hold tab and like you hover over something like your mouse like it'll
Teach you a lot about it. Do you like hover over the abilities at the bottom? You can like see like how do I hover without?
You hold tab
Right, yeah, you have her over at the bottom you can like read like what each ability does
And then you can level up abilities like in the god
No, like like even League of Legends. Yeah, but instead in this game they get like more like fun like modifiers
when you level them up so like
You can like get like more balls like your one or like your stun becomes like a lot larger like level five or something do ADS
ADS I don't ADS very often. It's kind of like Valorant
You don't really need to like you can I put my slide on right click which people make fun of me for but I think it's really fun
Um, it's like sliding and movement is like so important in this game
Are we on a team or against each other? We're against each other right now, but I'm
Just giving you an example when you slide you'll see that like your ammo becomes like infinite
Wait when I slot when I slide I slide like down the stairs, but you slide again
Crouch
Which is like control I think
Yes, like while you're shooting while crouching or sliding you can see like the ammo wouldn't
spin.
Oh wow, you're just so running out of ammo is a problem.
I can be because you're going to reload.
But like if you're chasing somebody down and you've got to run out of ammo you can like
be smart about it and like kind of slide and like maximize like.
Do you have infinite ammo?
Oh yeah, there's no ammo so you just can reload.
Okay, okay, then what's the oh, so you just don't have to reload in that moment
And you're just free balling you're not going to yes
I don't usually yes, but you can I mean I do from time to time
only a few times a game, but
You can be yes, we won
Can't they have anything else that like mechanically you really need to learn before you go into like a little match
was I kind of want to watch you play a match and then like answer questions you might have
and then maybe play together after I think that might be the easiest to like
do so high level what what am I doing like what's my goal so high level
you're I mean it's like leagues I mean we need to go kill like they're you'll see when we get on
the the real map there's like they're like a giant like boss whoa whoa whoa oh that's a zipline
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
See what I mean? I can jump forever. Oh
How do I you can just fly to the deploy? Yeah, I didn't even teach you got bashed hold on i'm stupid
So you have a you see like your stamina bars below your yeah heads at three
Yeah, so if you whoa, whoa
Jesus this isn't what i'm like, what am i doing? Sorry i'm tired
I was looking at the bot
I'm not you thought sorry you thought i was a bot
It's fine. I'm sorry in a long day. There you go. I'm fine right now
Okay, so I see there's like a stamina bar that recharges does it jumping doesn't jumping he doesn't use it the double jumping does
Yeah, so double jumping uses to use stamina bar
But so what you do if it's like on if you're on the ground you can like dash and then you have like a timing window
Do you can like jump? I don't like do like a little boost
like you'll see that like I think there's like a indicator so you see like when it's
like blue dash jump not enough stamina dash jump to really your whole tab and do I did
it fast stamina you got it you see me two bars for this yeah if you go to if you hold
tab and on game rules, that stamina. It's on. Yes. And now that you can just practice
that a bunch. Like your timing down.
Is this like a really important mechanic?
It's just like movement. So like that's this is what I love about the game. This is
the movement. The way you bounce around and slide and do a bunch of shit. So you dash
jump slide and it's in you have like a bunch of like amour to use oh then you
can crouch right after yeah you can crouch out of like a slide jump
momentum and like this character that I have right now has like a bounce pad
here so like I do like this and fly around you spin into it okay and then
so I have to destroy their neck nexus I assume and they have like some
Guardians which are like turrets or something yeah, I think they're gonna probably gonna change those soon because they're like
I don't really fit like the theme but yeah, basically these are like the towers or whatever
Is that the actual tower like the actual nexus? This is the first tower over here. You can see this is like the second tower as a walker
It'll be on the map
Okay
to like do like a slam that was for me too far to hit the best way to learn is to
play around so in the game in the game you have basically like NPCs which you
kill for money and then how often should you like die in the game it depends on
who you are for me it's been like like if I'm having a bad game I'm at like
seven or eight deaths but that's because I get involved you should
probably try not to die at all. But yeah that's like unlikely right like you're not never dying in
league you're dying. Yeah yeah because you're having fun you're gonna involve your Moo Moo.
What about yeah are there roles because I play a Moo Moo in league if you don't know.
There's no defined roles so each there's just three lanes and two people in each lane there are
like how do you decide what lane to go to. It'll just randomly put you in one or it'll put you
like you're queued with. I mean, if you play like in like a high level like team, then
like there are kind of roles, but like for just like queuing up the game, no, there's
no rules.
But like, there are like different characters that are like tanky or DPS or like, but so
like I'm guessing I'm wondering like, do you have, do you still like do the thing
where you look at your team comp, you're like, oh, I can't be another tank. We have
two.
Um, so they try to balance the teams and like the back end because like the
way you queue up is like you select like three characters that you want to like
overwatch sort of no not like overwatch right like Marvel rival sorry sure maybe
don't think so maybe like old-school league or Dota even I don't know maybe
right I get it so you pick three characters it'll try to match you with
other team comps to make it work. Right. Right. OK. And then I'm going to say something
that I forgot. I we jump in. You just want to jump in from here. You should just jump.
OK. Let me go P. All right. You chat with chat. I'm going to P. And then we're going to run it.
And I think and I'll screen share so you can. Yeah. Yeah. Last thing is build.
OK. We'll figure it out. What? Wait, what? The builds but easy. Oh yeah.
There's melee and then builds.
Well, even if you come back, if you really got to pee, like you mean, OK,
sorry, like Fortnite builds or item builds?
Then in the like item builds, the way like you build your character.
All right. Yeah, I'm going to pee over your back.
Yeah. Yeah. And souls are locked in, bro.
I'm trying to like think of like, I've played this game for so many hours.
It's kind of like hard to like.
No, like what I'm missing because it's all like so naturally.
Why do you sound so tired?
I'm always tired.
Wondering if you could say happy birthday.
Please make him do the tutorial.
It's actually not that bad.
Okay. I'll make him click tutorial.
He just left his house.
He's choking. What happens?
Street brawl to learn items.
I don't think you need to play street brawl to learn items.
But
Professor L is such a bad teacher listen for what it's word literally chat. I was the thought was there to make a PowerPoint. I
Just didn't follow through but the thought was there
So denying jungle camp centers zipline build browser see I don't think the centers is important
Don't confuse them
When I first started playing I thought the fucking centers mechanic was stupid
It was like, this is dumb. This is confusing.
The school should fire you. Dude, fuck you. I went to Streamer Tech University, man. I focused on education.
They'll come in my chat and start telling me about who I am. You don't know me, bro. I have a fucking degree.
It's an engineering school, man.
We will fuck you up at Streamer Tech, man.
Get to the manual side, easiest, movement second, it'll feel good.
Go ahead and explore NYC.
You don't want to overwhelm them, yeah.
I think just watching him play a game and then like answering questions as easy as
Prepare the melee assistant to smash bros. Yeah
This stream gonna have gambling we have gambling every time dude, we're brought to you by stake
But I'm playing deadlock, I want to sweepstakes, I want to sweepstakes, so I get Ludwig to
play deadlock.
He was in my cereal box.
I'm sorry man, I can't get anybody to say happy birthday to you, that's, happy birthday
though.
I don't know what's the worst cereal, probably a bunch of them did, I can't even lie, I feel
like sometimes I put too much shit in that, but I don't know where to begin on that.
I
Will bro beat me up, but I'm 34 any suggestions Connor
Tell your mom
Who are you going to get Ludwig to play every once?
Glybin, thank you.
Thank you, man.
I think you're doing the gift Conner eats pants five subs challenge, man.
You did it.
You won.
What are you talking about, but then you're going to show a little bit advanced bunny
hops.
No, I don't know how to do that myself.
Did Ludwig die?
Is he stuck in the bathroom?
I think he died.
He's not coming back.
The game was overwhelming.
I'm back.
Is he back?
Oh my god.
I thought you died.
a little snack I was starving and no worries I'm fine can you stream your game for me I
didn't do that for you you see that yeah okay so you can leave my party said escape and go
go to a
Not that that none of those the game. Oh quick leave quick leave testing
Okay, um go to a wait my son the party one sec. Yeah, you're so on oh, yeah, let me leave really quick
Okay, go to, um, uh, you can get out of that menu.
Garnier, you have 2,500 games played?
Mm-hmm.
You've won 1,186.
Yes.
Pretty good.
Is that good?
You like Hades?
Very good.
Paradox and great talent.
I like everybody.
Paradox and great talent.
I like everybody.
Have you put it in every character?
Oh yeah.
I like learning everybody. Everybody's fun to learn.
Whoa.
That's like a match recap.
Oh yeah, look at that. Look at that. Look at Daniel there. Look at that.
Look at that carry.
And then they put me in silver after that too.
By the way.
11, 3 and 15 you carried mm-hmm
Get out of here and go to the water souls
It's like a CS kind of it's how you spin like a between spin and item shop like gold
get
To go to play there and then go to explore in my sea at the bottom because that'll take you to the actual
Like map of the game like New York City
Yeah, the map is New York City.
What?
Instead of Summoner's Rift, it's New York City, yeah.
Like, like, like Times Square and all that?
Yep.
So this is like your base.
So this is like the start of the game.
You're going to be like, spawn these zip lines above you.
So you look up, there's like three lines.
And you can like, jump on them.
Then what does he say?
That's two, one, two.
No, it's two, two, two.
So each lane will have two people.
Oh, six people.
It says I don't take you to a lane Wow, dude, is this map this big?
It's sizable. Yeah. Oh my god, this map is huge, bro.
It's small once you figure out like how to move around it. It's not too big.
So press, um, so there's like a first tower there, for example, press B
and go to the star at the top on the star tab and then build browser top right
and then so there's this is like where you get like builds for like are you
gonna like buy items throughout the game obviously you can just like go to the
menu and like buy whatever you want but like if you click on one of these it's
like an easier way to like follow like which items by throughout the game so
don't like think about it as much. Does it auto buy it? You can make it do that. So like
if you go to the top, you can do a, so click public and then go to the track one of the
top probably just click the very top one. Sevens. Yeah. And then click use like the
build bottom left. And then Q build. Honestly, so that that will make it so that you
just go to like this whenever you go buy the shop it'll buy it for you okay I don't
think you use the track lock build I think that's kind of a bad advice but
what's track why why is everyone mad about track lock because that's like I think
a bot makes those builds like it just like goes through like the win rate on
like the items and it just like auto puts it until I can build and then
it updates it human tailored builds yes I go why don't I just run through the
Oh
So you need to like get your minions over there so that that's the
There
Yeah, it's like how do your baby you just spawn in your base now
So where's my base like where's my um?
Like where's my oh my god. What the fuck is this?
That's your patron. So that's your that's your nexus. You're protecting Wow
It looks really lethal
Yeah, how long is the game of deadlock?
Um, like 30 to 40 minutes a lot of times they go longer than people don't know how to end the game
That was like League of Legends. Yep
All right, let's do it. Let's try that. Wait, there's one more a few more mechanics that I forgot to mention that
I think you like so the they're meleeing is pretty fun where
Actually don't know the default key, but I think it's like Q and E maybe
So yeah, so Q is melee. So if you tap Q you have a light melee and if you hold it you have a heavy melee.
And what you can do is someone can parry you and then stun you where if you hit them while they're parrying
they can punish you and parry is F.
So if you press F? Yeah. So if you see someone coming to melee you, you press parry.
You press parry?
Oh, it's a...
You're pressing G, I think.
Because that's auto-buy, right?
G is auto-buy. F is parry.
Oh, okay.
Why can I buy outside the tower?
Uh, because this is like practice.
So parries, when I'm, like, if I'm shooting somebody, parry, what happens?
If you shoot someone in the parry it doesn't do anything, but it's like if they're meleeing you parry is what you want to do
Is meleeing really good or something?
Yeah, you pretty good. Some heroes are like really good with melee, so like those shitting damage like where are you?
Does dodging stop bullets?
Go to, um, suppress, escape, and then go to, uh, the menu again.
forget to exit training or leave testing in and then go to play and it
should be like a little like yeah you learn to play on the right that's really
quick today it'll show you some of the stuff I already taught you but just
making a mess
You can't hear his game.
Oh wait, I got it.
That's easy though.
Ride the zip line.
Like what are we doing here though?
Yeah, it's pretty simple.
This isn't Tiki too much, but it's basic mechanics.
I just wanted to do all those things and show you how to do it.
Okay.
We're gonna throw within range of the shop.
So your shop is like next to your tower,
On the to the right of your tower there behind you. Yeah. Oh, yeah
So you have it on like a lot of by then you walk up you have like the souls it'll just like do it for you
I even need to open the menu, but
Not something you really have to worry about right now
All right, it says this once you buy escalating exposure, so
go to the spirit one, so the purple tab on the left, and then, oh wait, there you go,
yeah.
I guess now it's just showing you what a wave is, it's like a wave will come down.
So you see how like when you kill like the little guys, like those little like souls
pop up in there?
Yeah.
I have to shoot them?
To be shoot?
You don't have to, you know, auto grab them, but you do want to shoot them if you can
because it's something that the other team does.
They get to renegate.
To not die?
Like Dota?
Yeah, like Dota.
that was it you did it yep it's that's all the tutorial is that was the whole
tutorial yeah it's not very much like that like that was gonna fucking okay
super tier once you join the call do you want him to or not I'll let you I
don't want to say if I say no then I'm an asshole you can say fuck him I
I don't care. I don't give a fuck about it.
Okay, not right now. I'll add Super later.
I think we have to go one on one now or else it will like...
I'll get over-sumulated.
But I do want to play the Super later.
I don't hate Super, dude.
It's because...
Look, it might be too many voices in the call.
So I'll run one without Super and then we can add Super right after the game one.
There you go.
This is the fucking face of Deadlock!
Show some fucking respect!
Okay, how do I pick my character? Standard?
Yeah, you don't fuck it, run standard.
And then, who speaks to you?
I like...
Um...
I like...
Moe and Krill.
I like...
Grosso I like.
I like...
Is someone French in this roster?
Uh...
Lady guys maybe?
No, no, no, no, no.
I was hoping for a man.
Um, Rem?
I think the last one, don't play Rem.
He's like, complicated.
He's like, you eat me.
OK, what about?
Hazel's a good one.
Palico's cool.
Got little thumbs up on guys that are easy.
I just realized.
What do you say?
They got little thumbs up on characters
that are easy.
I just realized.
believe me I see some things this is kind of cool wait this is cowboy bebop voice one
of them this cowboy bebop with me or spike I'm confused there's is there this Steve
Blum voice any of the characters maybe oh no Matt Mercer voices drifter he's
drifting is that guy
like he chooses voices a character no not yet
she makes an overwatch character now wait Nina's the one with breasts that
super likes oh I didn't realize that's from deadlock I thought it was from overlaunch
and then deadlock deadlock
there's super cosplay mean I'm gonna get ahead of this I'm gonna make that smoking
smelling salts oh I'm not putting them in
street brawl fuck that send them to a real
game and just see how it goes
so this is like smite right like what I
don't know the genre is but it's like a
MOBA but I it's first person
Uh, yeah, so Smite looks really stupid now that this game is out because it just does
everything Smite does but smarter and better.
And it requires what's it called, or third person, yeah, but yeah, sorry, but you control
the character I guess, but I guess you control it, but whatever, but uh, sorry, um.
How many people are playing this game?
like a trillion.
A billion people.
Dream.
Steam.
DB.
Deadlock.
What?
Your guess was a trillion.
Trillion people.
Close, actually.
It's at 65,000 right now.
Oh, yeah, close.
It averages about 70,000 players a day.
That's really high.
You might be a while. My friend to wait like eight minutes is a newbie. Oh, okay. Marvel
Rivals is at 136,000. Marvel Rivals. But they added a new character today. They just added
a new guy. This is your dream. OMG. Yeah, Tina, I want to sweepstakes. I get a little
to play deadlock. Hi Tina. What is street brawl? Brawl, is it like um, A-ram?
It's like A-ram, yeah. Maybe you should play that. Maybe it'll go faster. Just get into
that. I'm in. Wait, I'm in. Fuck all y'all. Fuck all y'all. I don't play A-ram. I play
the real shit. I'm in furnace. Perfect. Super easy character. Perfect.
combustion afterburn flame dash and napalm yep so your three isn't even like
you don't even got to click it it's just like afterburn yeah it's a passive it
makes your bullets like fire okay in a build oh yeah someone give me a build
to go in furnace deadlock build oh look it up it what's the website track lock
No, they said no to track lock.
No, no, no, do that. So press B here, and just go to the build browser.
But not track lock.
Turn it all down. See what that one is.
Burn it all down.
Yeah, do that.
I think that one's good. That one's good. That one was great.
If I click Q build at the top, I did what you did.
Perfect.
What lane am I? How do I know?
Uh, it'll put you in one.
Can you like, fuck it up? Can you do, can you do like, can you do like, oh, can I go to a different lane?
Uh, I mean, look, later you can, not right now though.
Like, if right now I wanted to go blue lane, I couldn't.
No, you're just, you're just swapping like that little freaking, you're just in.
Are there comms?
Uh, yeah.
should I do my three right now yep this is my friend but
so right there in the right is kind of like a like a bush you can like see in
there but like you can't see out but you can see out of the BGCM oh I see I see
So let's sit back a little bit and then shoot like the red. Perfect. Good job.
So just like Lee, you can like let the wave like come to you, like be smart about it.
And I'm playing like crazy aggro right now. Oh, my wave's not here.
Yeah, you're pushing up right now.
So run back to your... yeah, go there, go there, go forward.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ!
Osama been drinking his all my dick!
Wait, go to the press B and then instead of buying that first thing, go to the green tab
and then click extra region in tier one.
Okay.
Wait, you don't have to...
Oh, wait.
Never mind.
It's whatever.
Never mind.
Just fuck it.
I can't boosts you don't have it yet so hold tab and upgrade your three this is what I'm
known for perfect okay any questions no no no oh I have an auto fire
What's my one day yeah, it's like you throw like a little cocktail on them and it'll like make them take extra damage
like your fire ability. Jesus man. Like right there you like melee him or like what he wants to do he's pretty bad
He's bad. He's new. So he wants to do theirs.
He knew the wall and the melee.
Nice.
Where the fuck's my teammate?
Oh, they're behind you. They're playing a little bit behind.
Get them, Guardian!
Good job, you got out of that
Nice
Why why went to fucking horny I should have just let him kill
Okay, improve the spirit yep
Okay, you're out of my should be fine. Okay. Uh, so if I press tab I am um
One two and two. Okay. Mm-hmm
14 kills to 15 kills, is that what that number is?
This is a little civic like gold.
If you kill a little trooper like that with melee, the soul doesn't pop up, it just claims
it automatically.
So you don't have to worry about like.
What is my flame dash to?
It's like a boost so like when you press it you're gonna like be like running really quick
And you know like we like fire kill behind him
So what you do there is like you press it you go up that staircase and like go around in the circle
Go back down the other staircase you can just leave like a pool of sire at a light
Like pull those minions there
I just backed up nice
Okay, so at this point what you can do is, there's not really like, there are jungle monsters,
but there's also like, boxes around the map that like, you can like, go through and the
boxes will drop souls as well.
So you see like, that little crate there?
Yeah, a lot of times they'll eat the drop souls for you to pick up.
I can't what I was to do I did one
you had the right idea though you had the right idea
I saw you were going for it
I got bad news
okay I've ran away
nice
Nice.
I missed.
Who's this fucking tall guy?
Jesus!
of the
the
What's it do to yours is like you set like a dead knight on yourself and you're gonna explode after a timer
And it'll just like stun everybody around you and like to set them on fire
So that you like press it and like you press your dash like run in and you want to like time it to like explode
When like you're near them or something okay, you can you can buy a bunch
Nice nice
Oh my god, I'm fucking stunned by the fucking Dr. Mundo.
Oh no.
Alright, you'll get back at him, you'll get back at him.
What?
How do I buy?
Buy.
It'll do when it's wanting.
Click on the...
Oops.
Uh...
That's great.
Er...
Hold on.
Bye.
Thank you, your bye.
Yeah, yeah.
Bye.
Should I bye?
Good.
Wait.
Get out of that menu.
Press and then press G, I think.
And then press, you say this is like, you're buying an item that extends the duration of an ability.
So you can like imbue it on something.
And then that that when the clicks of a reload makes it so that when you press that ability it reloads your magazine
So what you did is you just bought an item and equipped it to an ability and that ability will now reload your gun
Well, so now we're all the way here. Yeah. Yeah, so they're at your walker. Oh, we're getting beat
Right
Yeah
That's pretty much on your second tower. It's my teammate
They're doing bullshit now you don't worry.
Honestly at 8 minutes you can pretty much go wherever you want.
You can switch lanes or jungle but you may as well use this one.
Nice, the abilities work on the towers and stuff too.
I want to get super in this call it might be the worst coaching I've ever seen and you
think super is going to coach better you think super is going to explain this better.
Okay one guy.
Is it enemy?
Nice good job.
Why did they just let me take the tower as they said
You can upgrade your screen to its max now
Now it does a shitless damage when the second one fire you got to be within that circle the damage
the walker by the way I see a circle on the ground yeah now I should roam though to maybe mid
yep there's a way to run you should go to a shop so go to um there's a shop you see on the map
there you see like the little um like hut icon yeah yeah i mean hut yeah so that's where shop is
fuck yeah dude i'm farming yeah down there oh down there what i can't i'm gonna get his
game from the shop down there in the shop that's down that hole well i can't go to the shop he's
He's on my ass. Jesus.
He's here too.
He's still on my ass?
No, you're good. Just get out of your spot and it'll heal you.
How is he that deep?
To look up and then jump on a zipline?
There you go.
All right, you just got spirit life still now, so now you like magic damage, it'll heal you for a percentage of that.
Huge wave here. Why do I never not speed boost?
Because you don't have it all the time. It's basically like teleporters from League, or like the equivalent, but everybody has it.
See.
What's the point of shooting him? Just to stop someone else?
The balls? The balls? What about them?
Do I have to shoot one? You don't have to shoot them.
What is this? That'll be the urn. It's an objective mechanic you don't
have to worry about right now.
Oh, that's my teammates.
You didn't get here, so yeah, you can just push that.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, just like that.
Oh fuck.
It's pretty telegraphed though, so you can like see like where that slam's gonna be
and get away from it.
Nice, that's huge.
But then I lost to it.
It's fine.
So getting the first locker gives your team an extra slot, it's like you see on the bottom
left your items.
Yeah.
You see how there's like locked slots?
Uh-huh.
Uh, you unlocks them by getting the walkers, so in like a normal game, a lot of times
at this point in the game people are getting like a bunch of items and they'll be like
So they need to get the objectives in order to like expand your little items.
Oh, perfect. I didn't realize those weren't selected.
I'm coming!
I'm going to go mid to help because I think they're pushing us.
Yep.
Good job.
You should die.
Damn nice.
I mean go down those stairs because there's the shop, no not that, other stairs, other
stairs.
Good job.
You should die.
Damn nice.
And then go down those stairs, cause there's the shop.
No, not that. Other stairs, other stairs.
Where's the teleporter? Yeah.
And there's a shop down there.
Now if you walk up to that, it auto buys. Perfect.
Oh, so they just got the walker in that lane.
You should be able to cut him off here.
I
Nice good job
And now I push the lane
You can yes, I mean there's a bunch of things you can do
So there's like the I'm like the map you say go like icons the triangles those are like the
jungle camps kind of
that you can clear to like get souls and then you can also like break those boxes around
Oh, so that's called the sinners you want heavy melee it
And don't do it
I'll teach you I'll teach you that next time you go up to one
That's like a really confusing mechanic that is like so like
Arbitrary it's kind of like you kind of just have to explain it like verbatim. It's kind of stupid
but it's fun once you figure it out.
On the move!
Good shit.
How much gold do you go back for?
Um, so you can see like if you have an item to buy, like the bottom left, so like you
got like one item to get up.
Once you're like good and like, you know, like the shop and stuff, like you're kinda
making decisions at this point, that's the like, like you're buying, you're sending
to the shop.
Okay, let me just get out of there, there's nothing more in that lane for you right now.
Gotta be careful out here.
Could I purchase something?
Yep, so you can get back to that chest here just there.
Yeah, there's little like gold statues that you see on the map too.
That's a buff, so you can climb up there, go up the zipline with him.
And then you heavy melee that crystal.
And now you got like a health buff for about like two minutes.
What was this?
It's a jungle cam that I was talking about, so you can like, wipe those little alien guys.
Okay, so this...
You heavy melee and keep doing it until you get to like, to one more.
And now don't do it, don't hit it again.
FUCK!
FUCK! I tried to turn, I fucking panicked!
Do you understand it or do I need to explain it?
I don't even know.
Okay.
Where am I delivering this?
Other side of the map.
Do you like to slide down those stairs?
You
Just go around that thing
And you put it in like that yeah
I want to be locked into an ambush negative souls for your whole team. So that's like a good objective to get
My team fucks we're gonna check and get a good level items probably
You probably buy it stronger than that you're not
Yeah, if you hear me, okay.
Come on, you got ult, you got your...
Come on.
Okay, let's go fuck'em up.
There's two of them now.
Uh, yeah, but they suck.
Fuck'em up, I think you can show them up.
If you're good, you can outplay two people, that's why Deadlock rocks.
Maybe you can do that, come out.
Ooh.
There he is.
Very scary.
Let's try to get the fuck out.
Nice.
the
literally one shot where is it
if you're not there to the right to the right
someone else killed him
wait no he died at the fucking
millions
probably millions
I don't know how late I am on the map it's a little green hot down that hole
yep
how do I get the health of back so there's an item that I like if you like
passive health regen that you could buy or you can just go back to base
the
of the
house to the most of the world of what was that wall
That's uh, McGinnis. She's stupid.
She's kind of busted right now.
OK, that was your teammate, too.
They kind of fucked you.
My teammate made that wall.
OK, that's tough.
Oh, OK.
Like right now, you could be like looking at the shop
and like a normal game and like deciding like what items you want to get.
Where's the last one?
Where's where are we?
Are you winning or losing?
It feels like we're losing.
They just got the rift though, so now they have like a bunch of like empowered like
minions when they're like the yellow lane. I don't think your team knows about it though,
so when you spawn you can use it. I think our team's just like two push right now based off the lanes though.
Yeah, they're not even looking yellow.
We have three pushing us yellow.
You're in a bit of a deadlock.
Oh
Nice
Good shit, you're natural you have you know later. You took it up
Okay, W. So you defended yellow.
So your team's pushing blue, you could go push up.
Yes.
Or actually, you can get that last walk, you're done that lane.
So probably just go down green and finish that one off.
You kind of a natural
Oh, it stops them yep
Is this a person shooting me yeah, I feel to do but you didn't do anything with it
Yeah, so you can like hide in there, it's like a little cubby.
I see someone fighting over here, I feel like it should help.
I guess we can just push blue, they're pushing us the other way.
Yeah, I don't really know like what the way would be to like in the game one of these
Lobbies is everybody's gonna just fucking around doing whatever
You can probably just push down blue yourself get pretty far
Sorry
You should go to the shop and buy items though
We do have 8k
And if you have like over 6400
You should pretty much always be going to the shop
That's like a match
Oh my god, he sucks
Can I I can't push this tower. Can I without a wave? Yeah, you can I think you need to have a way
Maybe you don't but you did a wave. Yeah, you push it. I think I'm gonna go back and help and I'm gonna flank these guys
Yeah, you should go to the shop once you have over 6400 souls. You should pretty much always go there
There's no reason to be pulling more than that
It's like the most expensive
So it's just like going on the zip line is the problem of like hacking for my top reading
To the other side
You get back to your base they're pushing your base
How do I get I'm like fucking fucking there and then look up and good zip line
That's going to yeah, good for your base
There's my recent enemy.
Hmm, I'll say Gary.
I think the blue guy found the man there.
Next time he's close to you, Gary.
I feel like the shop takes so long.
They're going to stop.
They're going to stop?
Going to the shop and stuff.
Like I always got nights at 400.
Yeah, it's just a weird game to be honest.
Like the way this one is paced is just kind of weird because everybody's new and we're
kind of fucking them up because you get more than one of these guys just by me talking
to you.
Well, you can see like the souls on the top of the screen, like under every person's name.
You've 32k, which is more than anybody else in the lobby.
They'll be.
Oh, there's a shop in the base as well, if that wasn't for you.
Here we go.
I wanna get back out.
So you could like, double jump up there, or you could go outside that way.
Oh jeez, that guy does a lot of damage.
Can I buy an item to regen?
Oh god.
There is one, but I'll take a meter right now.
What?
Yes, so if you want like passive regen, go to the shop and the item is called fortitude.
Fortitude seven green. It's a tier three item. It's the heart. That's what you would buy if like you want passive health reason
But all of us are dead
Everybody but me Guinness. Yeah, oh, no, they just got your last Walker. I think she might be able to split and get it as well
Oh, she's going crazy.
Damn, the death timer's so long.
Yeah, it is.
You're fucking up your base, this game shouldn't be coming back, you know what I'm saying?
Pick up!
good shit
he's dead
oh they have to revive so they got them to go so they free revive right now
like when he dies he's gonna go direct in a second
but Joey, he's gonna be out
they're not doing much of them though
I don't know what's going on here, kiddo, but you can upgrade your ultimate, the zipline
You see how like you can get on it, like they had the wave pushed up.
Oh, I'm killing those cars, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you can just get out of danger with the zip line.
But you can also shoot somebody off the zip line.
So if like you see they jump on and they don't know that you see them
and you shoot them, you're going to get like a huge stun on them.
They're going to fall down and then like these stuns like three or four seconds.
of
the job
Oh my god.
Okay, so they're down, they only have three up, right?
Yeah, but they're in your base.
Oh, you're fine. You should, you should stay there and push down.
Nice.
Alright, so at this point you're in their base and you need to kill their shrines.
So on the left and the right there's like these totems.
You just need to get up on there and shoot them and once you hit both of those you can
then hit the nexus.
Do I have to back out?
Is this fucking on my ass?
Yeah.
Well, I see you guys are up in the tunnel right now.
You can probably just push this.
They don't need to stay in the house.
Yeah, on the right is the last shrine, look at the shrine, look at that guy, he's up there.
You need to stand under it there to shoot it.
Oh, he's over there.
The next buy is like really fun item for us, because your next item is the ricochet, which
makes it so your bullets ricochet between enemies, so you're going to be spreading
like your fire everywhere.
I haven't even seen our whole team here.
Like she's doing a pop quest, I feel like it's crazy to do this.
There's three people who are down.
This is a weird out of the game.
I guess it's good to destroy the towers.
There's three entrances with the towers, that's it.
And then you open the base and play up.
Chat is killing the base guardians, dude.
It used to be like when you kill those, it gives you like stronger waves.
I think you messed up wait. Oh no. I think you fucked it up. Go to a...
do.
I think you can. What does the undo? It's fine. He's good. Oh, it's fine. Oh, we got it.
Never mind. Yeah, you're good. Sorry. You fucking fly on that thing.
Yeah, this is fast.
I'm dead.
Where do I live?
You're good.
You can't die from that.
Die.
So he ulted you?
What it does is it puts a dot on you and then you like, uh, you can't heal.
Okay.
So how do I heal?
You can't die from that damage.
Yeah.
Just go to the base and he can come right back.
There's a pretty big wave mid, but I think he's getting it.
I just follow her and help her out, yeah.
You can never fight.
What are you doing?
Is this a knot?
No, it's not.
Oh, the Rift was on the left.
You might need to get back to base because there's going to be a huge wave rushing.
I don't know if there's something in it or not.
Whoa, yes, he's... yeah.
He got a red, which spawns in the big guys.
I think this guy blows, huh?
He's supposed to be a support.
He's got like a Umi where you can like attach to somebody.
You guys should be within the game at this point.
but you don't have a your wave isn't pushed up in the lane that you're trying to
Besides you go to the other lane then yeah probably if pushing up green you
probably just get into the base and you're fine
at this point like a normal game you probably go to like the mid boss and
and like get like the Resurrect tokens, but it doesn't matter right now.
So you can shoot that last shrine.
Yeah, take the shrine and put the nexus.
You have to be like on that 5-1.
It's gonna be like a slam here that suits you.
And now you can shoot with the big tall thing.
Yeah.
They are killing me at the same time.
Oh.
Yeah.
There we are.
I was distracted.
Fighting it, I should have killed it.
It's a close fight.
Man, this is like a lot.
Yeah, there's a lot happening.
But like, it all is telegraph.
It's like, once you play a couple of games,
like every ability is pretty easy to like identify.
It's like it is like a shit thing happening right now. That's like me. It wasn't really that complicated
So we're gonna have to go back in that what what responds if anything
So you guys didn't kill the first part of it. No
So
What was it was your question so like what responds?
What responds yeah, like like like shrines do yeah, yeah and league like the shrines are dead
The guardians respond in league I guess yeah the guardians and the shrines are all dead
Nothing response so we can just go straight to their base now. Yeah, but I think they're
probably gonna go from mid boss here. Do you even need a wave? You do need one to shoot
the next to site thing. So I have to go mid or has a mid boss the Guardian? Yeah. Yeah.
The boss is the yellow thing.
He's on my boost.
Wait, they're not even there.
They're pushing the wave.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm getting my ass hit.
Holy shit.
Damn, I got my ass hit.
Yeah, you keep like dashing in.
You can probably save the dash for later.
Because right now, literally, your bullets are just gonna, like, ricochet to everybody and set everybody on fire.
All you gotta do is just light one person on fire.
I have, like, burn on, like, what's his name? Brandt?
Yes.
I'm getting my health off. Oh, looks so bad.
Yeah, bitch's on his hell now.
Yeah, we're farmed up.
I'm gonna back up a little bit.
Oops.
It's Gege.
It's fucking Gege.
You got the idea down there.
Yeah, I don't know.
I-I feel like, uh...
Yeah.
You're cute. I'll do anything next.
Alright, let's get super. Let's get this back.
You wanna get super in already? Yeah, well I don't have that much time.
We can get, let's do one of us and then
cause I feel like if we get super it'll be like a really tough game.
Oh, cause this is MMR's right? Yeah.
Oh, I'm still in. Oh no, I'm holding.
I don't know about this.
Good game.
The battle won't be forgotten.
Let's run it.
Hell of a fun.
That was fun.
I did what I had to do.
Most ability kills. W.
Good shit.
It's you.
damage
i will say i
and i only have one game of depth so i can't comment too
uh... loudly about it but i think i prefer league
and obviously it's one game so it's tough to say
you come around
maybe it's possible
Once it clicks, it clicks is what I tell everybody.
Like there comes a moment after like two or three games or like you'll play and you're like, oh, shit.
I just think the thing I like about League is I think it'll I think I'll get there.
But I feel like I can I know more of what's happening across the map.
Yeah. Then here I like I have no idea what's happening outside of what's in front of me.
You just have more experience in League.
True.
This is the best thing.
So you wanna play infernace again or do you wanna switch characters?
Yeah, I'll make, yeah, infernace Mina and I got my three.
Okay, if you right click and I can, like, oh you set like priorities?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I'll do, should I play?
Actually, I'll do gibberish.
What's that, lane preference?
Yeah, good idea.
Chad, did I low key smurf?
You did great. Honestly you did a lot better than I thought you would.
You were like, there were some things you were doing that were kind of insane.
These guys must have been horrible though, right?
They were pretty bad, yeah.
Like they don't have a rank, right?
I think so, no.
in the party jam in here
you have to cancel
here we go
how did you change the game?
I had to do what?
I'm trying to see make sure we're in the same way sometimes
I just made a good amount of time
I can just press it in, we're good
I'm in
I'm in bro
You see me?
Where are you? Over here
I'm in the lobby
Yeah I can over here
I don't know how to get up
Go where?
Right here
I'll show you something
You see the bird flying around up there?
Yeah.
You shoot it.
It makes another bird.
An antess?
Yeah.
There's also a cat.
Oh wait, I can show you this.
I can teach you this thing.
I can see you want to heavy melee it down to last hit there.
There's one more.
And then so now what you see is it's gonna keep like going up
What you want to do is you want to like charge your heavy melee like once there's like three left
What three what last?
Three light lights left. So like you're gonna have like you just want to you want to connect with it like once it all the lights are lit
When they all yeah, yeah, so you want to like start charging it though like around like that was a little bit too early. Oh
Oh, and it gives you like solar somethings like a little yeah, it gives you shit penisals and like a bunch of like stat buffs
It's actually like a weird mechanic. I don't like even know how to like explain it to people
Oh, so I can do this like I don't I didn't do any of my slides yes you were you were
some of the last game but you definitely
you know it'll learn
can't change
change the key by the miscarve
the
GEEE
Hit the punching box, what's that?
This that's what you're hitting before
I don't understand that luck and I vlog 60 hours. There's so many hours to not understand. It's a lot man
How much like a YouTube video maybe
Oh, I've been playing freaking... nothing really, I've been an offline gamer.
Oh, what game was playing?
I don't even know.
Oh, Ultra Pool?
It's like a gamer coming out of this.
I got to pee out there back
Chat you got rolled by max a million y'all gotta be more respectful
I'll be if you don't the badge time amount for two weeks, but you guys just got to be more respectful Connor
I think some of your super TF fans which is coming over to talk shit on Connor chat
We do not support that all right like and I don't care if Connor's the best coach
That's not the goal today stream Connor's been asked me to play for two weeks
I'm not trying to become a deadlock pro. I don't give a fuck about this game
This is just my friend showing me a game
So it's like yeah a lot of you are a little too emotional about the quality of coaching
Which is just not at all the point of the stream. I think you think it's the point of the stream
It's not the point of the stream
So you just chill out of it I gotta pee
.
I am holding an L up.
baby it's a baby in the middle
Yeah, I've added seepers that he could like coach you while over playing. Oh, is he down? Is he done?
I don't know you apparently he was asking in the second I Adam is the answer the call big-time Hollywood
Hop in the damn call super tf
Oh look who it is man
Yeah, hello, I don't you know, I don't want to intrude on you guys too much. Look who it is, dude
That's okay, dude. I like watching trust me. I was okay. Don't make yourself a cut. You can be in a call
Whatever man. I was having a fucking blast. What do you think of game one, buddy? You said it was like game 20
I'm literally not kidding. I it looked like it was like your 20th game. I was like, holy shit
This guy's low key not even that much of a comment, bro. It's like
Like, what is not that many games?
I'm trying to think of my 20th league game.
I think I was still ah.
Well, all I'm trying to say is there's a lot going on.
And you look like you were doing pretty well.
There's a shit set.
Dude, to tell them that my teaching was actually pretty good.
No, I think it was fine.
I think there was just like, it's so much to keep track of when you're trying to
like.
It's a lot.
It is, bro.
It's so much.
It's a lot.
Alright, let me share my screen with you, bro.
You like this game super your believer in it. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan
This game comes out fully you're playing it full-tongue
I'm there day one except for Marvel rivals on maybe Thursdays for two hours. Holy Friday. Oh, I actually played Marvel rivals two hours today
What a good time?
Freakin amazing. Okay. Why?
You don't really play league
Yeah, oh, why don't like this game? Where's this game? No, I just think is I
I just think it's it was like a new game that had a high skill stealing and the boom was really fun and it's just
Is there a game like this game?
Nope
Nothing like it. Is it smite is that it?
Smite's the best comparison that game says
Even smite's like I wouldn't I
Don't know. Should I try another champ?
Did you like the furnace? Yeah, I like the furnace. I like the build
If we let you try somebody else we'll have to cancel the queue and it's already 10 minutes in it's crazy to cancel
We can't just I guess that makes sense though because they have to be
Was there one of that that spoke to you like if you look at the roster you're like wait a minute
The know me first. Yeah, I like Moe and Krill
Wait
You played a movie. Yeah, I played a mumu. Oh edit roster. I can do right now
Edit roster and then you can change. I played I like characters double right click mo and then
I'm scared of using how it works. Is he good?
Basically, yes, I'm right now in this menu. Just click swap hero. There's escape and then swap hero
Who do you who do oh?
No, it's fine. Never mind. You know what? Maybe for the best
In furnace, who do you play? Meena? I play lash
That was the character you had the, uh, the mod on for that looks like me.
Oh, I wish I saw the mod. I feel bad Tim. I didn't get to see the...
Cause I didn't realize you modded every character. I thought you just modded like, super.
Wait, can I say something about, about Tim?
Yeah, yeah.
I think he was throwing you off with these mods to try to tarnish your first experience with a game.
So you hate it.
Dude.
Cause Tim is a renowned deadlock player.
He's such a hater.
And I guess the only reason he hates it is cause you play it.
And no, I think he just hates the game but he likes watching you you're the only person he's ever watched play the game
So I don't know why he hates it. I've never played it. He doesn't hate it because of me
All right lock in what lane am I the hidden king you and me in the green line. Oh, how is that cuz we're doing?
Okay, this is gonna be a movie there's something you want me to do super you can shout
Yeah, yeah, I'll try to be I will be like
Yeah, I tried to like let you learn and like make mistakes instead of like saying stuff
But it wasn't really anything you did that was like super wrong. You have to get it out
Wow.
Do you need more damage?
Oh my god.
This might be better than the last guy he faced.
If I mainly I don't have to deny right yeah, I thought they can't deny
I think the only thing I'll say is like the troopers in this game
They actually do
So just be careful fighting
Where'd you go oh my god walker I went a little too in there oh my god I fucking
so horny super where's the cops are you are you down to the mic go out bro what's
going on yeah great fucking plan bro okay that's my fault that's not full
That's not cool
Okay, ideally here's the plan when the wave comes shoot the troopers
Get them that killed as fast as possible, and then you have pressure on their tower
There you go very important. That's a good advice
Damn you fucks me up
Mystery rank games
brick of five but it's in my ass in silver man so what are the ranks in this
game
fucking
that's funny
brick is awesome man
okay so I'm not sure how I told you so you see those
flags they heal you if you kill them
oh
they'll drop a little healing pack and then we'll heal both of you
Bro, I'm gonna hit by fucking, like...
Like, MF Fortune E.
Just prioritize the troopers. That's all. Just shoot those right now, and then they'll have the backhaul.
Can I...seal my...
Please, fuck. Steal my teammates, CS?
No, we can share, we can share.
Yeah, we share. That's why we're here, each other.
After this wave, go buy your item.
Where?
at the store right next to you.
Go there to shop!
Where?
To your right.
Oh wow.
I see someone.
Did it.
It's one of the crass people.
Yeah, so those close when your tower dies, but in lane you have a free shop.
God, it sucks to- it's like league.
It was like so much more fun to play scale.
And it all reset.
Yeah, that's the fucking-
What the fuck are you using?
I said it's more fun to play scale like he means like what when you get like a
head and you have 50 million souls and you one-shot people that's what you mean
Yeah, like with items. Yeah, you didn't get that in every game. I died explaining that
But you what what about leave it's different. No, that's it. You killed two people. I'm not even kidding
What is this called, duty zombies guy?
That's Graves, so her 2 is a wall where if you touch it you're going to mobilize and
it spawns a zombie that comes out to attack you.
Yeah.
You're one of them.
Small.
They're back up.
Wait, is someone in game speaking to me?
Yeah.
They're not going to come.
Do I go back to my tower to heal, or just chill here?
You can chill here, or you can buy an item.
No, you can chill here.
I need 50 more souls.
Yeah, so one more guy, you can buy it and just walk next to the shop.
It seems the same billed as last time. So yeah, she's probably getting like ordered to this game so you can just heal
Yeah
Okay, that is good using your two to clear the wave like that that's that's amazing. That's actually beautiful. I thought about it
That's really good. This guy knows me. He just said I might come help you love
Why are there voice comms? How do I fuck this thing?
Uh, default might be...
Give it up, bro.
Zee?
Hey.
I'm gonna kill myself tonight.
Nope, I'm gonna... Hey, I'm gonna kill myself tonight.
And these are working.
Yeah.
I don't think they let you say that.
Okay, so that is crazy.
You should back up so I can play with the game.
I should press 2 like a chud. I'm not doing it.
Wait. Press 2, press 2.
What is this game?
What is that?
Do we stick on that the cube is good the cube is fine. I got stuck in a fucking tree
I
Am fun less this round he's gonna beat my ass
I sub get your old
You don't like to have to yeah
I guess I need to crouch.
Do I need to crouch?
The shop's closed now?
Yeah, because he lost her Guardian, it's closed.
I'm roaming.
Two different Nike mines where I got right-click slide.
They'll be roam or what?
If your team is feeling a little bit afraid of you, you could go in the door here.
Okay.
Out of the chill.
You just back up?
Back better respected.
Also if you don't want to press tab to upgrade, you could just do ult and then press like
1, 2, 3, 4 to upgrade.
Oh my god.
My arch-nems is back.
Whoa.
It's Maritah!
Wait, here we go!
She fucking rocked my shit.
Nah, it's okay, it's okay.
Fuck you mean it's okay, I'm getting my asses.
I'm getting hunted down by two fucking people.
Um...
Convrack's deadlock community, you lost your fucking biggest patron!
HIGH MOUNDS!
They were banking a lot on this
Wait patron like the hidden king
I'm only you had this game on worlds greatest by the way dude. Yeah, it was like the day it came out or some shit
That was a fucking really good idea
It was like the worst game there
And then pumpkin left and fucking hated each other after because they were on the same team and they got rolled
Yeah, and they had genuine beef is lit. Yeah, that was all ironic beef
All right, so right here just shoot these guys and then focus on getting this tower
Bro I'm gonna get my ass beat
Yeah, Graves is kind of a noob killer a little bit, because her gun is like auto aim kinda,
so and her basic offer abilities ain't for her.
That's tough.
38 souls though, W.
That's huge.
Right now I would just farm up and then if she tries to fight you I would just back
off.
of the
of
the
Anywhere you pick up those souls
I'm gonna keep pushing yeah, good little quick there you go. I would dash through this guy, baby
Thank you the troopers. I mean my mob here, no
Yeah, that thing on the floor that's for
Okay, so I just kind of I have to
You could go back to base and buy an item and heal up, they have a good idea
Say last
And you can boost, you can boost
No, what? For this?
How long does it boost last?
It lasts like 20 seconds
Oh, so I could have done it there and back
Yeah, but it's like a 360 second cooldown, it's huge
I'm gonna save it now, it's fine.
Connor how you feeling?
And then you and Connor are gonna go on these graves, you're gonna ult and we're gonna fucking
kill her.
Connor can we do that?
Yeah I think we can.
I'm done fucking around.
Go, go, go, go, ultra ass, go!
She's really aggressive here.
Oh, he's a CQ.
You can shoot while you're ulting.
Where the fuck?
She's in the- she was in her-
So she ulted and then stood in her ult, which is that little gravestone?
These guys are just so much better than the guys you just played with.
It spawns ghouls, which attack you, and she stood inside of it.
You know what?
That one's on me.
I'm down 4k gold.
That's like, I'm fucked.
Is this one of those games like League where it's like GG and I just have to watch
a cutscene for 30 minutes?
No, there's actually so many come back to it.
literally even if you're down like 50k souls one fight can flip it that's a
riff so that's like an objective basically if you stand inside of it it's
king of the hill last thing to leave wins but because you guys are behind
So you have resistances so you guys should fight this
Fucking yes
Is it fucking
My god, oh this guy's fucking elusive
He's dead this last there she is
Baron buff troopers kind of
We fall back here. Yeah, yeah, you should get out. I'll distract them see
Supply back to base items. There you go. Just gave up
No, they didn't
So run down mid. It's more like void grubs. That's what yeah, that's what they are
How do I...
There we go.
Wave steal?
Oh fuck.
There you go.
We did actually a huge gank from you on the yellow here and you almost have all
This is actually fucking amazing.
I'm fucking stuck.
I got fucking rocked.
Alright, maybe we can get the kills fun.
I'm not gonna get the kill on my team
Dude there's so many fucking things
There's a lot of things in every game though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's not like
It's like league but like CS2 is not happening things
There's a lot of things, but like low key also just shoot their head, they're fine.
There's two little things in CS2, that game's boring.
Whoa.
Just guns.
You can't even like move and shoot in that game.
There's the haters over here.
I'm gonna fucking shoot.
Let's take out shit.
I'm down.
He's elusive though.
Your Avers is not going in, I think you're gonna get baited again, maybe?
No way their question is fine
Huge. I had the green actually bro
Oh fuck, green is in trouble
No you're good, I think
I'll upgrade your one by one
I
Know blame the coast there also blame your guys maybe
Has anyone ever said didn't feel pretty simple that you talk like Gary V
I've ever told you my Gary V story letter with no I like this is like five years ago
I was on like like if my agency was like putting on a call with an e-sports team that was gonna
like you know we need a content creator and Gary V was apparently an investor in it and they were
like they put me on a call and they were like okay so we're gonna have you live in a Michigan
lake house with the rocket league team w you guys are gonna make awesome content
now it's like this is like we're sharing my life sounds like a fucking dream I
guess they realized they were losing me on the call and they think they brought
in Gary V into the call that's good sale and he goes like just so you know
Connor here's my personal number and he gave me his phone number I was like he
gives this to everybody it was like a really weird no bro he gave that to
All this is what this is what you're saying earlier
Dude, I don't understand the fucking
Macro this fucking game
I saw like three people on our team pushing that and then I was the only one there and I got my shit pushing everyone like new to
Leave yes, so they can I was the last shot alive
They killed the Walker and then they back because like there's no real reason to keep pushing there once you got that
That's like a big poor objective. Would you keep pushing tower at the link if you get the tower literally?
Super can you say you're so fucking young?
You're so fucking what young yeah, like youthful and full of joy. Yeah, you're literally your 30s
You have so many years left 30s like that. It's not even that
Literally
Locked
So I'm gonna go left here, I'm gonna flank here, and you have all the time, but I gotta save my two
So the other whole squads here, yeah, but this
I thought it was like an AOE, I thought it was about a fucking-
It is an AOE, but everyone else scattered and you only get one.
I thought it said walk around you.
Wait, but your viscous is having a crazy split with that.
I'm not even talking about it.
Who's that?
I can't even kill these lanes, I have no damage.
They got like eight people pushing yellow.
Okay, unlocks.
So they're gonna back now, right?
Yeah, they back.
They got the walker, there's no real reason for them to stay.
I was just gashing, I pressed two and run through the wall.
That's huge.
is it worth like pushing a lane to stop them from like coming out like shooting
here is like very core to like macro in this game that's like the most important
if you don't know what to do in this game i would say number one thing is to look
to shoot away and then you have two minions behind you still you missed
two can i but i'm stopping the next one oh like that you mean yeah um that's
That's fine, but it's more important to kill the wave that you already have.
Yeah, I would kill this wave in the backup.
Actually, you could maybe stay, but save your two to run away.
Right, in the distance.
Right?
Don't you stop on the wall.
I can't let you get close.
Oh, that's beautiful and then just keep running w dash jump w fucking dash jump. Oh god, and then hop on the zip line
You'll be fine
And that why I need to go home
Yeah, it's a go home you buy you'll up come back to the wave
Okay, okay
Okay, and this is the game and then eventually I get strong enough to fight
I'm so that is the basic game right what you just did the last minute that is the basic game
Chud I'm a broke chud
Well, it happens when I was playing when I was in this game. I felt like I wanted to die
I wanted to shoot myself in a video game of course I
Fucking activated then I'm going right into the jury
Like right here shoot this wave you're gonna do one more coming and you're gonna chill
I
Know
Yeah
Okay, so first schools are on you shoot those goals to shoot the skull get the shoot the skull fucking skull what skull where how
Okay, so fucking self
how did she catch up to me so graves that attack you and they don't they
tackle the road and you can I don't want them but they're going to slow you
down if you don't break them it's so weird
And Greenwich
So just
Okay, bro, it's okay. I'm down 11 K to this graves
15 fucking K
And my teammates are dropping like goddamn
We have all the people blue here, I'll go blue here I farm
Especially a fucking fight great. It's huge. It's big money
Wait, stay. Yo stay a little more fuck it
But then immediately back because they might come after you
Okay
can I buy something yep you buy a kw and make sure you upgrade your old
it comes is that when you upgrade it's not like a level right there's like a
level system in this or is it a level what do you mean level like like what
makes you be able to upgrade so souls are XP and money they let you buy
I think that they also let you, like that's how your character is stronger, it's a double system.
So you see the bottom left next to your soul count, it says 23.
Yeah, yeah.
That's your level basically, which gives you, when you level up you get ability points
and you get stronger and all sorts of stuff.
I think I heard someone next to you, you might need to run out of your shards.
Yeah, I'm just trying to run out of them.
Yeah, you're good. Just keep running.
I don't know what you're doing, Daniel.
Is this where the rocket launcher spawns?
The rocket? Oh wait, go back up that rope, actually.
There's a buff up there.
And then punch that. Oh, someone took it.
Unlucky it literally in the moment. I was gone. Yep crazy. That's just unfortunate. So it is sometimes
What does that give me what the thing you just killed more souls more souls
who's got the boss so the Celeste got the boss now I think your team is gonna get
the Rift on green kill the Celeste
I'm coming in for it.
Press one.
She might die.
Where did the enemy come from?
I don't want to die.
She might die?
One HP.
I'm lucky.
Actually, I'm lucky.
So when you dash, by the way, you can also press your one ability, so like so you dash
in and then you ink them.
you in call over them and then it does more damage I'm a burn character
you can smoke an eight to me
how you doing you're doing good I'm doing good I'm doing good
I'm numbers aren't great but I'm four in a one in a row
dude I'm seven and I'm zero and seven
how do I tell a rank these guys are like are they Ontario or what
are they Ontario is that one of the ranks
no that is a brick are they brick
if it's probably late
why not? how much do you put on this account actually?
I had zero games
but I think that they have smurf detection
for my key buttons
that is a no
there's not a camp here
no they added that they really have it
really? it's in their smurf detection system
but no one else runs my fucking shit
so what's the highest rank?
Eternus
and how close are you?
Well, they just had like a big of matchmaking update and I was a turnist like right before they did it
So I didn't like they changed it like for placements like you can only place like Oracle or whatever and that's what I place so
So goes on Oracle and so basically I'm fucking good at the game is what I'm saying
Oh, hey, I believe you believe you
It's a it's a joke of a radius is not because I'm better than him
But you're silver how far silver from a turnis does that play with that for the people he plays with fucking
There's like eight actors, dude
That's good, that's good just run away. I love I love that for you good fucking reaction on that shit. That was beautiful
It was fucking amazing
You can't buy anything you're too poor child's upward. This is a cluster fuck
I'm coming in hot with my ult.
Yeah, go right side and then go up the stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You might be able to help out. Your shiv is on.
Wait, your team's going crazy.
Anyone else up here, yo?
Wait, your team's going mid boss? Oh my god, you might get to see mid boss.
Okay, so go back to the middle of the lane.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
What?
How did two people spank?
So Hayes is an assassinate character basically.
She can go in biz and put you to sleep and she ults you and you fucking die.
Okay, I was too forced.
Yeah, you cannot overstay your life.
Okay.
Yeah, you have a lot, it's like League.
You don't have that much autonomy where you're allowed to go.
Is there a character that can just out-smoove out of any situation?
Celeste, actually, and Holiday.
Those two characters?
I feel like I can't, unless I'm... I mean, I can also... I'm also, I'm sure I'm bad, but...
Once you're fighting down, you can kinda move on anybody.
I mean, yeah, the real answer is like every hero kinda can, but there are some that have it easier than others.
please play victor you need to your dash and you can see need cc protection how
do I get cc protection that's their items in this game that you can buy to
like so there's an item called unstoppable which basically is an active
and when you use it you're immune to all forms of CC so like you won't get
stunned you won't get slapped you won't get silenced you can use all your
abilities. Check this. Fucking GG. GG. She actually just
You just got mugged by that haze
What what does she do that for?
Because she wanted the she wanted the urn
Is there a reason to kill jungle pets?
You get so hot.
Well, like is it meadow?
Yes
Very much so
So basically the idea is once you clear a wave, you want to do something else.
So you want to either do one of those punch things that you did or a jungle camp or break
some boxes until your next wave is ready.
So many boxes.
You don't know what to do.
Yeah, boxes are important, but it's, I wouldn't worry about it right now.
I would also maybe back, I think this haze is probably going to jump you soon because
you're really far forward but my avid teammate here now you do but he's
getting jumped right now by two people
Oh my god.
He's not dying yet, oh what the fuck.
You're back alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive.
Bro!
Oh shit.
He bought a defensive item called the spell magic which really fucks the build that
you're doing your character in general but specifically you're this build which
is tragic game one I have like a heart full of like belief and love and I just
feel shattered and disillusioned what's our combat what's our win con right now
um your scene player which is this guy you're watching right now he has the
feel
Okay, so his only see copies other people's old on the other team whoa that's what's a corner
You actually get it last game accidentally but
So he's just he's just farming crazy he just come between yelling blue and fine yep
That's the game basically.
To get strong enough.
If you want to win, you have to farm.
So what is the wincon then?
What do you mean?
How do we win the fucking game, Super Jeff?
You're gonna...
Okay, your Abrams is a frontliner.
He's gonna go in. Your Sinclair is gonna do a lot of damage to the car.
And he's gonna take an ult, whatever he sees fit.
And he's gonna try to top off the game.
Everyone else is kind of on your security level now.
There's no ult to be huge.
You guys go in.
that's amazing that's amazing okay what do we do that now we test his lane now
Now you guys have a lot of map pressure
because they have three days
Now they have three very scary people alive
Right
Should we just like try to pile in on mid or?
I think we should just go up here because nobody can get picked
If you guys are grouped up
Corner boost
They were saying we did a corner boost
He did do a corner boost
I did last game, it was kind of inspirational
I
Will put to the car
We get the fuck out of here, bro
Okay, I wish I would have been there.
It's just common, it's just common.
No budget.
Maybe you could have on this.
You might die doing this, but fuck it.
Can I go under?
Yeah, you can, you can.
Are you actually going to drop me off or just stand around New York?
Heaven, actually Hayes is dead, you might be fine.
I'm actually going to drop the odd for just to run around New York
Okay, now run away
I need to shoot it down
Got a nice for my teammate W
Oh shit, it's here? Okay, upgrade your skills.
Be careful.
Oh, you're so close fighting him. Go help him. Go, go.
Where, where, where?
Run in, just run in.
Oh, they're fighting in the mid-boss.
Yeah, they are in the bot.
You guys can push it.
Okay, this guy is not a...
No, these guys are...
Go green, 3200, Spirit resilience, buy that item.
Spirit resilience.
Bottom left.
Yes, good, go.
What the fuck did I get there?
Yeah, actually huge.
Should I do this somewhere?
She's right down.
I'm on T.
You see that D-1?
You see the T?
That was fucking amazing.
That was like, you guys just saved this fucking life.
That's fucking amazing.
You got like a hundred people watching.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna fucking let up.
Oh, hey!
He's dead!
You got him!
Jesus.
What the fuck?
And executed.
You got Pyke also.
He's alright.
Oh, it's Mina, bro.
Mina!
So why did you dress as her if you don't play her?
I thought you said you played Alessandro.
the last yeah I thought I was going to know whoa W movement
Google I think you're there's 62k that is fuck that is fuck yeah it's a lot of
thousands what would you say
How you talking about your idea?
You were going through a tunnel. What the fuck were you using?
Oh god. So whatever.
Everyone keeps talking about like they're fighting a boss. What's the boss?
So mid boss is like Baron.
That's like the Baron of this game.
When you kill it, your team gets like two small buffs
but the big thing you get is you get three rejuvenators
which is you can come back to life when you die.
and you get one for the half of me because we kill the boss
three total
uh... yeah that happened earlier because you guys couldn't boss
should I fight the graves now? because we're like, she's like here
oh if you shoot on her, yeah you should
shoot on her, you can kill her
yes that's huge
I don't know how I gotta kill this, I don't even think I'm just thinking about fighting
it's just this game are kind of goofy, if you're just near them you get no kills
Oh my god, your team should push yellow you guys should go fight that on yellow immediately
we're gonna kill this ship and we're going to yellow
how the fuck did I fall safe?
bro I just got here
we're winning
yeah that was on my mom's mom's mom's mom's mom
I don't even know where the haze was
so we have to go over here?
you guys should
if your team doesn't go this is the bad place
but everyone will stick to going?
it's not a
oh i didn't see you
I'm gonna get the ring.
Your guys is in the hole.
You should have just run it over.
Take them down.
Sweet.
I'm gonna keep going.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What the fuck just happened?
Were you saying this goes to the left side?
Okay, honestly, I can't know.
Honestly, I can't...
Wait, you two... Oh my god, you two are spinning up.
Wait, my team's spinning up crazy.
If your team was there earlier, you guys probably just wiped them, and nobody died.
But we did wipe them, right?
We did wipe them, but you could have lived, I guess.
But you did your job, on our right, you did your job.
Maybe I should just institute you out.
You should be able to get both trines there, and then we can fight back and do mid-boss.
Maybe.
Who's Dr. Rundo? I replace him.
He's really tanky, huh?
Yeah, you asked really about like,
these two kind of build every character with like, every digital play.
Like, it's not necessarily good, but like, it's viable.
This is bad for us, you know?
You can be gunnery, you can be gunnery, you can be like Melee.
I
Mean is dead too. Oh god
What so what what is gonna do
Can't buy anything
You can buy stuff, but you're billed once we buy
So there's like four different tiers of items 800, 1600, 3200 and 6400.
I'm gonna wave clear on these.
And your next item is a 6400, that's tier 4.
And it's a blooms!
I'm gonna dash through this and then immediately get on the Zipline and run away.
Oh, Jesus.
And you're dead.
Oh, this mistake you?
Wait, W?
W corner?
Oh, this mistake you? Wait, W? W corner?
Okay, I thought I could push wave, I couldn't.
That was a little tough.
No, it was a good idea!
It was a good idea!
Bro, why are deadlock games so fucking long?
Yeah, I think they can be pretty long.
This is the time people just don't know how to end.
There's no, like, coordination.
But also like the structure of the game isn't even done, like the jungle and the mid-boss
are still temporary.
Wait, you're Sinclair, god, what the hell?
Wait, W Sinclair?
And you live?
Oh, no, I didn't.
How do you fight the mid-boss?
So underneath the map, there's a big giant fucking boss.
Oh, like under the floor?
Like where I was earlier?
About the urn?
Yep, exactly down there and then when you kill it a crystal descends from the ceiling
And then you need to punch it three times and you get a rejuve for each time you punch it
Are you sure to read use to read you?
Read it was a rejuvenator shortened to rejuve. Oh, okay
yeah
And then
It can you steal it like Baron if you punch it? Yes. Yes, you can steal it
So a lot of times people can test new boss when the crystal fully descends those are guys huge brawl to try and punch
The crystal but then like people try and parry or use abilities and fight and it gets freaking crazy
Oh shit, yeah, all right there here in our jungle
I guess right now you're like, soon as far forward.
You'd probably back if I were you, because this is very far forward.
They could be anywhere.
Yeah, the Hayes could probably be looking for you, because you could be a big fan of
yours.
Now she's under in your fight for now.
What's the grade?
85k, that's...
Dude's insane.
Holy shit.
Yeah, that's a little wild.
I can't lie.
Let the king strengthen you.
this is kind of nasty but they're kind of just like doing nothing and picking their
ass i don't know why they're not like taking your guys's base but why is the
Braves at their base at 87k. I don't get it
Maybe they fucking with us
Well, if you want to pause it out of this is that the greatest is basically ever strongest
So she'll ever be she can't get stronger. Oh, oh this guy's class again
Oh god
Fuck out of there, dawg.
Lay it, you're in the zone, you're good, you're good.
Suppress the fire.
So their mid-boss buff ran out, so now if you kill them, they're dead.
Oh god.
Okay.
This is all the scale you need.
From here?
Yeah.
Can I fucking...
No!
God damn it!
She's over double K my gold. Yeah, that's crazy 90 degrees
Yeah, I don't think I've ever I've not seen that
And it might heroine
Holy shit.
What just happened?
Did you hear that?
No.
No?
I just heard like, explosion.
Oh, sometimes it does that, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
The only one that heard this.
Even my chat didn't hear this.
Three kills streak.
Am I going to scoreboard real quick?
Yeah, the graves in these things were a little bit of.
They're really good job, Bill.
So, what'd you think?
Guys, cinema.
This is genuinely going to take over all of Steam.
I'm sorry.
We all think this.
No, I think it's a it's a fun game, but it feels as deep, which makes sense as like
Which is like frustrating to play because you have to know your build it's no your character
You have to know how other characters work. The only thing the issue is like you can't like in league
You you can skip all that it's cold playing jungle
But you can't skip that because there's no junglers
So it's like you have to learn how to lane and what the person you're laning
Well, you could play McGinnis, but then you become subhuman and we don't want to do that.
So what is it? McGinnis, but nobody wants to play McGinnis.
Wait, what's McGinnis? I'm interested.
Because McGinnis, she has turrets that auto shoot for you
and she has that fucking wall that you can put up behind people like a high.
And it's.
With the reveal wall, maybe.
Interesting. Yeah. Yeah.
Actually, you've picked my interest.
Maybe I play McGinnis disgusting.
You also said you you thought Moe and Krill was interesting, but well, I just like the that's like the best character design
Well, you said so you play a moomoo in league. We're saying he's kind of like Victor. I don't know if that's true
I'm confused. So like it's in New York
Yeah, what yeah, but what's Moe and Krill doing in New York?
They are molding and they they're like the muscle of
of the underground people.
What about like Hayes?
She's a fed.
She's like CIA, but she like goes into your dreams.
So she's ICE, but for dreams?
No, no, no, she's not ICE.
She's like a federal agent.
She's a federal agent, yes.
Yeah, federal agent.
Okay.
So you guys know the lore of all the characters?
Most of them.
What about my guy, Frenas?
He's a he's a bartender.
I'm just what it's.
He's a bartender. Yeah.
He's that's a he's a bartender.
He works at Jezebel's for his buddy.
Hey, why does he shoot fire?
Oh, because he's from wherever.
Xeon. Yeah, he's like a demon.
Or why are there Xeans in New York?
Oh, that's a question.
I'm not sure how they got there.
So the Americans 52 states in this.
So there was like a portal that opened up
and like the demon dimension
And like that's Ixia and that's a state and then Puerto Rico is also a state.
Are you being genuine?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's actually they made Puerto Rico a state canonically and deadlocked.
That's actually really, yeah.
If you two states, Canada is still around.
Yeah.
And in this game, yeah, those Canadian or what about French people?
Are the French people like it was France thing?
Lady guys, this French.
I think so.
Wow.
How far in the future is it?
It's in the 1940s, it's in the 40s. Yeah, but like an alternate 40s. Yes. Is FDR still
president?
I guess that'd be a little after his time. No, he would be around. He would be this would
be like his prime. Wow. I don't think, you know, is any of it
rooted in reality outside of New York in America.
Like what do you mean?
Like, you know, it's New York, it's America,
but then it's also like Ixians, you know,
like all the lore is like mole men,
like is anything based in like, you know,
like what happened in the 40s in America?
I don't, I don't know.
The New York Knicks are in the game?
What?
That is true.
Yeah.
The Celtics are too, that is true.
You're probably gonna add a hero based on that.
The Knicks and the Celtics?
Who's watching basketball in the 40s?
Because when you buy an item from the shopkeeper
as a lash, sometimes they'll say,
if it isn't the poster boy for the Celtics, so.
Shouldn't they have the Yankees or something?
The Celtics, how old are the Celtics?
Dude, 1946 is their first year.
I guess this is when it started.
I guess so.
Wow.
All right. Well, I'm look I'm genuinely down to play again. Oh
Well, I honest to God, I'm fucking shocked. Wait, really? Yeah, I don't I don't think it's a bad game
I think the game I say one
When you I just heard Tim fucking fall to his knees well, fuck you Tim. I think I think it seems fun. It's
it's just
like
Like I need to find a character six of the character learn the character and like one trick
Yeah, to have more enjoyment because it's not fun
Yeah
How many characters are there now one sure it isn't even like maybe I'm just different but like I didn't even one trick
I like just playing everybody because I'm like I know like whatever
Yeah, you're different bro. I like one
Person and then I know what every ability does and I'm not confused
I don't do all that I don't do all that I guess Victor because I just a little moomoo
He has like a pool of tears that does damage people nearby. That's what that's what Victor does
There's wait. What's there's 40 characters already
Yeah, kind of crazy
dude
And there's no new maps. I guess there shouldn't be because it's like summoners rifts now I
I've suggested repeatedly that you bad Atlantic City, and it's gonna be a 1v1 map
Okay, that makes more sense. I was like at last he's an interesting choice. I wouldn't make that my first
City after New York, but if it's a 1v1 map, I guess that makes sense
Is there a Japanese character
Yep. Yes. Yamato Yamato
World War two happening if it's in the 40s
I don't know it might be post World War two, but I have no
We just skip World War two because the portal I guess
Yeah, I don't know maybe that has something to do with it. Okay, I guess we get there's World War one still like history
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe what year did the portal open bro. What opened in like fucking like
1800s or something. Oh
Okay, so like it only changed after like
Yeah
1700s. Oh 17 hundreds. Wow
No, wait, I'm looking at the lower way opened near the end of the 19th century. Yeah, 1800s. Yeah.
Okay. So we still had like this civil war. Yeah. Okay. Probably. Yeah. All right. Yeah. No,
I'm genuinely not a place in time. No, I'm shocked. No, I mean, my God. Oh my God. Wait,
This is Conor's fucking biggest dream come the biggest game and
get time, bro.
Who's the who's like who's like the best in the world at it?
Besides that, yeah.
Like who's like this?
Besides Conor, who's like the it's Timmy, like, is there like a big
crayon who's like the best crayon is up there?
I don't feel like it's really good crayon.
Oh, do is fucking nasty.
that's the end of how do you spell do
d e w do is a fucking powerhouse do
do jelly the robots player
no
what
do a movie as a switch yeah
that guy's fucking
business european player named a killer of those who's like the o.g. like really
good
he took a long break right he came back for a little bit of summer yeah i don't
know if you still back
No, no one. Oh, maybe I shouldn't start that.
There's this debt. Does anyone watch deadlock streams?
Yes. Yeah. I and it was a question and it was a question.
You know, I feel fucking accused for asking a question.
No, no, sorry. I just got really excited.
My bad. Big Twitch nerfs your numbers when you stream artificially.
That's true. Ray said she watches deadlock streams. That's true.
Ray Valkyrie. Yeah, Ray. What?
Yes, yes, bro Ray is tapped in does she play I don't know, but she's tapped in I can't imagine a game
She'd be worse at it like shooters and mobs like what?
She said it to you that's on me then that's on me it wasn't listening
Crowns watching you watch your fucking back buddy. I give you six months at best before I take over
Crown is fucking nasty. What's your fucking background mods van crayon?
I'll unban you when I'm at the top.
All right, gamers, I got to go. I got to go.
Spider-Man.
Oh, my God, I want to fucking see it.
I'm excited to watch Spider-Man.
I'm fucking good, bro.
I'll let you know. I'll let you know if it's fucking good.
That's great. That's amazing.
I'll send you a text. This is just one emoji.
And it'll be the quality of the game for the movie.
Awesome. Bye bye.
Oh, all right.
He's all those fun.
It's super.
You leave in two.
Dude, I genuinely think it seems like a good game.
And the thing is, like, I don't think, well, I was going to say,
Valve doesn't release bad games.
They famously released one really bad game, Artifact.
But outside of that, they don't really release bad games.
So I feel like the game's gonna be good. I don't know if it's confusing per se as much as it is
Frustrating because I just don't know what's happening to me
I will I won't lie I it's probably my least favorite part of League of Legends as well. I just hate items I
Hate items and builds
And I know that's an important part of the game. I just it's it's a part of the game
I don't care to learn like in league. I don't care to learn it. Give me the guide
You dot gg tell me what to buy. I buy it. I don't want to think about what to buy
I don't like doing that and sometimes you have to right you have to adapt your items to what the team is or whatever
And it's like and I do it because I need to but I don't enjoy it. I
Just want to build I
I guess you can just queue builds too which is nice.
The, the, I will say the build, yeah, the, it's way better than League because it's built
into the client that using the builds or whatever.
It's also not a game I'm very familiar with.
Like I don't play any tracking shooters, like Overwatch or Marvel Rivals, like games where
people are alive for so long that you have to like constantly be tracking their bodies.
I just, I don't play those at all because not really like CS, it's like, you know, Overwatch,
right?
Like in terms of the shooting style.
You're doing pretty good.
I think you mean I was doing pretty well, but thanks for the comment.
a little tip. Maybe a future conversation. You can use it.
Fuck off. Oh.
I bet. Tim said, I will be changing your settings every day.
Tim, I don't know why you hate deadlock so much. It's not that bad.
I could see myself putting deadlock in the the god gamer
And thanks for the 30 month one month. I appreciate it
I
Could easily see me using this in the Godgamer gauntlet
But I don't think I would like have a deadlock arc
Specifically where I try to grind to a rank because I the game's just not out
Which feels like I don't care to be
Like I'd like to play it a bit, but I don't care like grind a game that much. It's not out yet
because I'm sure it changes a good amount. Having two mobos is rough. Is it a mobile?
It's different though. It's not really like a mobile. It's definitely a mobile, but it's
like different. It should have a different name. It shouldn't be in the same genre as
League of Dota. It just shouldn't. It's a mobile shooter. It's a hero shooter mobile.
I feel like we need a better name for that.
We need a better name for a Hero Shooter MOBA, because that's just two different genres.
We need to come up with a unique genre name, smite-like.
What about a bog MOBA, boots on ground MOBA?
I'm innovating here.
Can we see the Tyler 1 booth footage?
We'll release it when the video comes out.
But anyway, shout out Connor.
Shout out Deadlock.
I liked my first game a lot more than my second game because I think the people in my first
game where my skill level and the people in the second game were like really hard and not
fun to play against.
And I'm assuming this deadlock, I like, okay, this is a dumb question.
Is stream sniping up as much of a problem in deadlock like ghosting as it is in league?
I guess it probably would be, but you're always like in a lane.
There's not like a jungler.
feels like it's less of a problem. It's probably still a problem but it feels like less of a problem.
You also do move really fast. True. True.
Well, guys, I think my game plan I'm going to end because I'm going to go watch Spider-Man.
But I'm not sure what I'm going to do tomorrow, but I'm streaming tomorrow.
I actually, I think I know what I'm going to do.
I think tomorrow I'm going to react to a couple of videos and then I'm going to watch Counter
Strike 2.
That's my game plan.
That's literally my game plan.
I'm going to watch some videos and then play Counter Strike because I need to get
my counter strike rank before the marathon. So I need to play CS2 before the marathon.
So that'll be tomorrow and then I don't know if I'll stream Sunday. I might just play some
CS2 offline. And then Monday we're playing big walk with Leslie Squeaks and Ray or maybe
actually will play machine party machine party low key also looks fire maybe
better than not better than big walk but like better for one stream so I don't
know dumb dog said it's goaded like dumb dog what would you have you you've
played both right here have you played both well what would you recommend because
I feel like if you play if you only can play for four hours like you can't
really do that much in big welcome four hours. I mean, you can do like two sections, but
crayon said, Hey, how would I contact lead about coaching if he's interested crayon
buddy after I'm done in deadlock, you're going to be hitting me up so I can coach
you. You're too worried about you coaching me. That's not the relationship
that's happening here, bro.
Also asking Tim for advice on how to help coach me in deadlock is like asking a TSA agent
the best way to bring a bomb on a plane. It's like the wrong guy to ask. Well, you probably
shouldn't ask to bring a bomb on a plane to anyone, but my point is Tim hates deadlock.
But crayon, I'll follow you if it like if it comes up, but I won't be soon because
I have to play counter strike to this month, so I'm not gonna I probably won't play a lot of deadlock this month
But I'll play deadlock at some point
Just not like necessarily like right away
Wisdom thanks bro, but anyway
Machine party, I think it'll suit the group better. Thank you dumb dog. I will do machine party though
So anyway machine party Monday the lies of P marathon will start Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
It'll be over Friday. I will Saturday. I won't stream. I don't think Friday Saturday Sunday Monday
I probably won't stream. I don't think I'm streaming Friday Saturday Sunday or Monday
And then Tuesday, I'm gonna start the CS2 marathon. I think
And if I do stream any of the days I said I wouldn't stream what a fun surprise for you
Was there a bed in the back? It's where Pete was sleeping
All right. Anyway, thank you for the problems guys. I'm going to end. I'm going to raid
Connor who is watching the PBD podcast featuring Terrence Howard. So if you would like to watch
Connor watch that. Oh, I think he might be in queue for that lock. Maybe that's it.
That's why he's in Cuba.
All right.
Thank you all for watching, guys.
I'm going to watch Spiderman.
See you later.
Thank you for watching.
I appreciate it.
Have a good rest of your day.
Goodbye.
See you later, everyone.
Goodbye.
Peace out.
Peace.