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Bro, I accidentally went live on Doug and Squeaks channel
Stop saying hi Doug
It was a miss in puts.
I actually have stored up a lot of channels.
I could go live today on Squeaks,
DougDoug's Leslie's SeaDogs channel.
I'm collecting them like Thanos one day. I'm just gonna be live on like 30 channels
Oh my god, I'm not a lot on YouTube yet. I hate when I don't have auto start
I'm sorry auto starting
I am running on very little sweet today, but not by mistake by design I'm down I'm trying
to run on little sleep today. You're on the wrong stream again, am I? Don't touch Doug
Doug's stream again. I'm out. That's all I needed to say. You are pathetic. You are
Arboretic, bro
If he's your streamer then why is he getting dinner with me I?
Just want you to ask yourself that right get the fucking consider these things
If he's your guy who solves problems known as then why am I with him getting dinner, bro? You weren't there
I'm just saying
Anyway, what is up y'all?
How y'all doing today?
Hope you're having a wonderful day.
I appreciate you guys tuning in today.
Today is technically day one of what I'm referring to as sponsor week.
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Unbiased.
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What?
Pokemon drops.
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Uh, but yeah, today's day one.
But yeah, today is day one.
We are running Helldivers 2. This is actually...
Look, it's not gonna get better than this this week.
Today, the sponsor stream is playing Helldivers 2 with Connor Joe Barr in stands.
It is candidly just an electric group.
I have very few... I have no complaints, really.
It's a good game and a good group.
Got Joe Bart before Efsler could replace you smart stuff
Yeah, I'm a thinker. Okay, I get to him before they can get to him
I'm thinking of remake an Efsler all male thoughts. Oh that might just be what the yard is. Okay, maybe not
What is it like being the glue of Esler?
A lot of people have told me I'm the glue after their most recent broadcasts.
A lot of people told me, no, but I think their last year went well.
No.
Full shoot grade, dude.
Will you be on Michael's Minecraft server?
Yes, probably not streaming it, but maybe streaming it.
I'll be on it at some point regardless.
Argus!
Thank you very much, Argus, for the five gifted subs I appreciate it greatly.
Oh my god.
Wait, that's right.
Oh hell yeah.
Where's Dug Dug? I have him hostage.
And I'm keeping him until I figure out how to extract wealth from his stream
Waking up early a haircut, okay, I'll be honest
The only thing I did is I blow dried my hair the opposite way
Usually I part it to the opposite side. I've flipped it and
And and a
Bunch people said I look a lot younger. I haven't really I don't think I'm gonna keep it
But I didn't have any products here I forgot it at the warehouse because of the 100 hour CS marathon
You shave your legs. No, I don't care my legs. I just can't do it. I do not look like I don't
think I look like a newborn. I don't know technically, but I don't think I do. Are you in max versus
100 not all that is
It's the same strat 30 year olds look used to play teenagers on Disney shows. Yeah
37 year old model who looks 17
This me, no, I don't even want the real the real deal
I love way I want to see the original video I have it cuz I sent it to slime
Take the one whole lot of life
Oh my god, you should have just given it my life
Oh my god, you should have just given it my life
Look, sometimes you are a beautiful 37-year-old man who looks like a 17-year-old model
And people can be as bitter as they want about it
But that's just how I look with my hair like this and I'm proud of that thank you to stop
I appreciate it sweet and low lad and sorry OVO
You needed fooscut? Dude, I probably will never get one until I'm tired, dude.
I don't think I need to remind you what happened last time.
I almost read out the headlivers last night. Is this a targeted ad? No, but it might hit harder.
It's midnight for Connor right now. Connor stayed up for this.
I won't lie. I was the problem child of this group.
I'm the one who made everyone do this at 8am, but it's because I got to go to Germany.
When are you not the problem?
It's honestly more often than I realize.
Dude, it's funny waking up early and looking at Twitch.
It's a different website if you wake up early enough.
Because there's like the morning streamers, you know what I mean?
It's a different crew.
The Europeans are more powerful.
Look how powerful the Europeans and the Japanese streamers
are in the morning.
Northern Lion owns American mornings.
I think that's pretty apt.
But he also goes live kind of late.
You know what I mean?
Like Northern line goes live at like, what?
Nine in the morning, sometimes a little later on East coast workday.
That's that's already noon.
He saw like noon to five.
Did you see that Billy Billy's going global?
I got hit up from a rep at Billy Billy who said, what would you ever be interested in
starting an account?
I didn't reply.
I never thought about it, but I don't think I would.
I don't think I'd want to do all the work of translating and all that.
Although I feel like, why not?
It just seems like a lot of work.
And I think, this is always been my thought, right?
Because translating content has been like quite popular for a while.
had companies hit me up like every month for the last, you know,
four years to say, Hey, if you want to reach a global audience,
we can translate your content for you.
And that might be something or dubbing or both or whatever.
And I've always thought like, bro, I, you know, I do pretty well.
I'm happy with the amount of viewers I have in the audience that I have.
I don't think Spanish speaking people need, all right,
me, but dubbed over.
I think the Spanish speaking content creators are better than me at their job and also speak the language natively
So like why why even need me
They already got it covered and I feel the same by the Chinese content creators
Because some great-ass Chinese content creators who understand
You know cultural references better
better, their audience better and they make the content better, and I don't think a lot
of the shit that I do translates very well.
So I feel like the effort put in would not be matched.
But also, Chinese audiences are different, bro.
They love AI in China.
They love might be a stretch.
They're way more accepting of it.
So maybe I just throw AI a little bit up on China.
Billy, Billy.
Do you see China's new number one movie?
Nayshot 2?
Well, movie.
I looked it up like a fucking clickbait title.
Oh, wait, it actually worked.
I looked up China's new number one movie.
Once Upon a Time in the Middle East.
Is this just Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?
Is this actually, oh my, is this it?
Oh, the one with the dinosaur,
Or the, not the dinosaur, the cow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know about the cow.
I know about the cow one.
I haven't seen it.
Oh, look, I'll tell you the most fire Chinese movie to watch is called Nobody.
If you want to watch a fire Chinese movie, bro
This shit rips
In ten years Chinese animations taking over Dreamworks taking over Pixar taking over studio Ghibli
Well, it's the first life you're running. Thank you for the five pounds. It's LARP. I appreciate it
I watched it on your recommendation. It was good. I've been saying
What upset?
Link click is a pretty good show. I don't like link click so much
I'm more of a lord of mysteries guy myself
All right boys today
We are playing hell divers to devoid of liberty
We are playing alongside Joe Bartz stands and Connor. I want to thank PlayStation for sponsoring this stream and
And it should be a good group
All we got to do is play the game together and have a good ass time. It's a light lift
What do you think about mid-offs? I was sad to see my favorites go
So I didn't really watch it too much though. I was quite busy
Bring back the middle part gang dude. I don't know how people do a middle part. I
Genuinely don't know
Check all these guys should I be the brave one oh my god someone else called hey how
How you doing, Joe?
I'm doing good.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
I want to see what you look like.
Oh, do you want me to turn my camera on?
No, no, no.
I pulled up your stream because you said you're getting a haircut.
I didn't get my haircut.
I had to reschedule my haircut so we could do this wonderful
helldiver stream.
Well, no, that's what I mean.
I wanted to see the length of your hair for why you thought
you needed a haircut.
Well, you have like the you have like the 2014 vine.
Oh, dude, talk to him.
I'm loving this makes me look youthful on 37.
But I look like a 17 year old model.
Yeah, you're like Nash Greer.
That's how you do, fellow kids.
OK, Joe, I I think you should grow your hair out.
Yeah, people say I I reach my max potential
when I start having Greek curls again.
Yeah, this looks way better right now.
Well, I still need to go to Joe's stream. This looks good.
I'm gonna get a jet stream and let me look at this.
You're making me blush.
You're making me blush.
It really looks good. I don't know why you cut it at this level.
Well, I'm not okay, but I would you not agree?
I still need to get a like I'm not saying cut it like short.
You're gonna be a haircut.
I'll say arms up.
I ain't looking at the hair, buddy.
He's getting psyched out.
We had the arms down earlier.
Yeah, they're down. I stand by the state.
I stand by the state.
Oh, the hair looks great. Now I see it. It looks great.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Well, what up, y'all?
Welcome. Welcome to the welcome to our our hell diaper.
I almost.
I'll die.
Helldiver.
Welcome to our helldiver stream.
Thanks for doing it early for me. I appreciate y'all.
And for you, Connor, what time is it?
Yeah.
Fucking midnight.
And I have like another stream planned.
So I like I was it was a whole fucking thing.
fucking thing. So I had my stream on a B right back and so I played the stream, because I
was doing board games. I was like, I would just play the start of the board game stream.
And then I don't know why it's playing a Twitch browser and it's playing ads like full on ads
to my viewers.
Oh, you're making money, buddy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's the worst kind of ads. It's ads that's being served to me as an individual.
Oh.
Like, chewing it to everyone.
Yeah, I see that. That's so funny.
Oh, it's funny. Yeah, they're not getting ads. You're getting an ad. They're seeing
it for no pay. It's actually the same thing.
That's seeing it and I'm not getting paid. I'm just pissing everyone off. You had like pip ads
Yeah, yeah, I didn't even know twitch had that I've never seen those but it looks fired what?
It's like no no no the stream of fire. Oh, thank you. Thank you with Pete smoking a cigarette
He does now I have sorry I just launched this game
I feel like I haven't been on hell divers in so long, but I'm drift to the gills right now
Oh my god, like million missions can play. Yeah, no, I just got my mission complete. I spammed through about 30 of them
I'm diving in
Now who I see what you did there?
Do you pick that do you pick that up Joe because that's the things that I can bring to you
I can bring this to you constantly. That's good. That's good. Wait, let's host it
I'll host I think I have everyone added not it not it
okay, okay, okay
Now I'll see you guys all right, and we're kind of dispensing democracies day
Hold up. I'm a different type of
colonizer. I'm French
Okay, yeah, but you're not French born
I'm French enough right oh
You're a French citizen. Yeah, I'm a French citizen. Oh, we we
Hmm, would you actually the French passport?
Yeah, well, I didn't renew this. I don't have it anymore
But I can't I can't renew it. I'm just don't I don't because the American passports quick powerful
The American passports quite powerful, I would have assumed
It's the Japanese
or one of the money's
I think it's not Singapore I think
Senator I'm from Singapore
No, the American one's very, very good still
I guess it felled off a little bit
I think it's...
There are a lot of places where it's...
You can still go in, but you get last time
like visa free
Like Japan for some reason, you can't stay for a year
but I know that most European countries
are bridgeable camp
Yeah, like Game of Thrones can do whatever they want
friend code here oh I got it and in the
discord wait I only have stands
they're not scaling dude you should go
to the passport right so aren't we friends
on on damn steam yes but I'm trying to
add you on hell diver oh it's different
of course you can add via steam I don't
think I am friends with you on steam
yeah I don't think we're friends on steam
bro give me it must worry of me after
that Roe V. Brow.
Oh, almost instantly.
Wait, did I win?
You did win.
Yeah.
Well, it's something to say by a fluke in a Rock, Paper, Scissors match because I had
the win on Tic Tac Poe, but, you know, neither here nor there.
Did he make you play Ponce, Joe?
No, we did the one where it was Bingo.
I was like one of the first Bingo Roe V. Brow.
We did both.
We did both, no?
I never played you in a regular Roe V. Brow.
really? Nope. Oh, we gotta do the regular one. I agree. Yeah, I saw you did a hundred
hours of, uh, oh, failed to send a friend invite. Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, hold up. Uh,
run it again, run it again. Just on it. Have you accepted my friend request? I'm like debating
right now. I'm just looking at the profile. Yeah, you could, you could see my, um,
most recently played games but what have you been playing because I've been
playing a hundred hours I'll diverse to okay that's perfect because I've been
to play in a hundred hours I'll diverse to as well I had a marathon
dangerous oh well no I saw you did a marathon where you played a hundred hours
and then you were only like two hello higher but you know what don't I don't
like the term only like to me that was like a pretty good amount I'm up you
know I'm saying like I'm up never be you know games and you want imagine you
go to a casino for a hundred hours you walk out two dollars up brother we had a
good time and we're up money what it didn't seem like you had a good time
nope I don't see you online so maybe you're showing up
I need to see y'all's characters the league we get it with you is one of the
The second one is one of the worst things I've ever experienced
That was pretty torturous
Wait, how do I get my
How do I how do I change my color? You guys are both orange. I feel like we all need a match
Can you talk to her it said when I unlock the thing is that hit or to put it on are you earth warrior?
Yeah, I'm the earth warrior
What I think it's best on the earth warrior. I fight for earth
right, okay, oh
Oh, that's why we uh, it's cuz I wanted to change my name
Because I was getting streets lights and counter strike
Yeah, that's why you're doing bad, so I named one
Okay, I'd be a little friendly fire you see coming up Joe just a little heads up
So what's up? Oh, I like the skins. Oh, yeah, this is my fifth. This is my fifth burner
I'm actually a level 120 on my main.
Are you?
Right.
You're level nine.
The bridge is yours, though.
I'm level nine right now, but that's all you need.
I'm also level nine, so I can't even talk trash.
What gun are you going to be using?
I'm going to put a couple of hours in this.
Yeah, what gun?
Excuse me, excuse me.
What gun are you going to be using?
You wouldn't have my gun unlocked.
Oh, you go.
Oh, yeah.
Exactly.
Why?
I mean, I love the nine, right?
Come on, man.
What are we doing?
I have a shock on.
I think, if you have the break here,
the break is a pretty solid.
It's a shotgun, I think.
And I act like I say what.
Well, the only shotgun I have is the Punisher.
Yeah, the standard issue really gets it done.
Yeah, kid, if you want to just use the standard issue
pistol by your belt, that'll probably be enough.
I really just need some twitch games around me.
I don't know.
Connor, wait, actually your character is like too cool.
Oh, thanks.
I played the long-relief but I haven't played it recently.
But this is my second sponsor this week for this.
Oh, really?
That rips.
Wait, so you're gonna be kind of our IGL for the squad.
You know the update.
I can hopefully guide you guys.
And we can do the newer content. I think that's probably what they want us to show off, right?
Yeah, we're going to Void.
Oh, lead me. Where is the Void? Is the Void all it's available currently?
There's the new stuff.
No. Where are you on?
Huh? Where is this?
I don't know.
What is this?
I'm reaching around my globe right now, Spongebob.
Yeah, let me have a look.
Oh, you're on the wrong planet here.
I'm in bad Terminus.
No, not a purple one.
I'll let you get him.
Yeah, that's...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Not there. Not there.
Sorry, I'm talking to Officer Boyle.
Yeah, that's more lying.
Steer the ship.
Is it a U-Stance, damn it?
Oh, I'm over here, y'all.
My hands are off the keyboard, bro.
Oh, maybe it was me.
Yeah, I got it, there we go.
Whoopsies.
Oh, it's log way, you can control it.
Only I can't control it.
Oops.
All right, I got it, y'all.
Like, my cow.
Yeah, and then there should be a guy that's getting the bubble on it, and there should
be somewhere in the bubble.
All right, I interacted with Bull one time, and now he won't stop talking.
He's an excited man.
We're in here, click in.
Yeah, and then there should be, where is it?
That one right there, no?
over okay just click any of these then doesn't really matter click any of these
any eight yeah any of the perks that's like the new one yeah okay how do I
decide which one right here thank you all which are the ones how exciting it
doesn't really matter the illuminate have unleashed the next wave of their
democratically voided thralls on this planet expect violent voter suppression
tactics, vote snatchers. I would love to feel about it.
It's a good number. And we're still only 8% liberated over here.
well we can do a mix right I guess we don't have to do this well can't we do a
few yeah we can do a bunch yeah this is like single mission so
Which one do I fuck?
I don't know which one do I run.
Just the script one, let's go choose the script one.
You're being so insolent.
Alright!
Alright!
I always do this.
I call this thod?
How do you emote?
I'm not that...
Alright, send it.
Click it.
I'm doing it.
I actually don't know.
What is the emote button?
I just hit J and I didn't know that.
I saw you pull your fist down.
for democracy I forgot what one of the controls are
Holly, I'm gonna play with you, jump successful
Alright, get in the pod boys
Are we jumping? Get in the damn pod
Who am I jumping next to?
The big dog
Hey, next to me, yeah, you be alright
We're doing level 6
Is that high? Wait, how hard is level 6?
We're gonna get out
It's gonna be a little tough
We're back out
extreme yeah that's right we need a warm-up let's let's find out let's find
out if we need a warm-up job this will be humbling this will be humbling yeah yeah
yeah it's gonna be like a it's gonna be something should I at what equipment are
you guys running oh that is very good I don't have that gun I'm level nine yeah
I'm a orbital precision psych-enjoyer
Does anyone have any hugs okay my be just me yeah
But I don't know what they do one is a nuclear bomb or mission strategy me yeah the stratagems are like really
Yeah, you have stalwarts. Good. Yeah, the stalwart is amazing. Oh, that's a clip
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I have that. Yeah, take that. It's it's really good
What other offensive stuff? Eagle napalm strike airstrike. Yeah, the Eagles are good. The strikes are good
I'd say the stalwart is the main thing that you really want. All right stalwart
Just like in real life me and Joe are twins. Look at this
Stands you
Look like Joe in 20. It's like you know that fairly
Buddy keep them down
I
Wait somebody gifted me a
Thank you
Oh, it's great. I hate for the 30 gifted
I'm sorry guys cuz I was talking to my friends. I apologize. Thank you, right?
The most important thing I don't even have any of those that's embarrassing
at them we'll get them
let's just spread a little bit of democracy around the world
is it right?
yeah dude you came out of here bro
yeah bro
hey you should ignore what you're trying to say
love that he did I literally just think
him five minutes ago that he came back
inside I feel bad that's all right bro
I like spawn stuff again I don't know
what the kids be there
oh my god oh my god he's the new enemies
these are new enemies avoid the voided
what was the chat what is the button
All F4s, not all F4s, what's the buzz?
It might be, we gotta find out.
What, you call it something?
F12, so you can see it.
I have to do, I have to do this, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Oh my god, I thought you were gonna do that.
Oh!
Oh, here's my friend, friend, friend, friend.
What, what?
Show.
What?
Show.
Show!
Alright, I'm not gonna lie, I knew that was what gonna, I did that, I did that.
Yeah, he put a farm really really it wasn't a total accident.
How do we do that again?
Oh great, yeah use my ammo on this guy.
I really not do it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, we're surrounded
Okay, um yeah, we need to lock in here
I'm not the one who killed two of my comrade!
W?
You have like a force field on you, man.
Yeah, I stole it.
They stole my shield.
Let me tell you, without it, shit would be not fun.
Alright, what is this?
I am gonna reinforce you.
How do I reinforce?
Oh, I got it.
You gotta do the key code.
Okay, don't choose Ludwig, because the bullet will ricochet and decapitate you.
How would you know that?
I don't have that, Chris.
Because that went out on my own.
It just came up, I guess.
Alright, so what's the mission here?
There's so many of you.
So we have to upload data in the two orange areas, and then go to the final point.
And upload the data again.
Chat, how do I find, tell me it's chat.
They're right behind me on that.
Oh computer, um, it's a plus click for me
Oh
I want to where's my team? I'm running around
I got you Joe boy down. Yeah, all right. I'm running to the wannabe objectives
I don't know how you know
I'm gonna pray this color
Well your AFK at war son.
I'm locked back in, I had to move my cam down.
But she's nice.
Kill it!
He won't fall over there.
What is that?
Oh that guy hurts a lot, I fought him earlier.
You know what, let's just go over and collect the things.
There's another small guy here.
There's a bunch of them.
Wait, Carter, do you have an album?
Diving out?
Another one?
I'm gonna die guys I'm dying Joe just run through him
I'm running to you but I'll press V to stand up again
I'll resurrect you you gotta shoot the helmet up the guys in clubs and then nail them in
the skull of course yeah so the big guys they have like regenerating health and
they're like insane so you gotta like use an explosive to get the health in the
Move back to the east way.
Wait, pressing D heals you?
Yep.
He's one of your four shots.
He's one of your four shots.
Okay, so you do want to, like, if you're running away, sometimes just healing to get the full stamina boost, but also heal and be invincible for few moments.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm solving this guy real fast.
There we go.
You can tell Conner's a hell-diver's veteran because he left his team immediately.
How do I get my...
They're walking through the fire, why are they walking through the fire?
I
Small this is the greenhouse by the way. Oh, no. Oh, God is they somehow I should get all the enemies. Yeah, all right. I'm running to you guys
I'm gonna be on my way
I'd get used to this
Okay
The enemies will okay. Here they are spawning here. Oh, yeah, they just wanted like crazy
Yes, on your store, how do you lock in one of those?
stratagems when you hit control
Hey
Wait, my mag is empty. Oh, no
You might want to run from the I left the hard drive. No, oh my freaking strategies control
oh my god turn around holy fuck wait who's where's the
where's the hot rod where's it how do we kill these big guys shoot the helmet
I'll fix it.
Explosives.
Explosives?
Yeah.
Grenade.
Grenade out.
I'm throwing an airstrike down.
Oh my God!
Stop throwing it on us, Joe!
I guide you, your airstrike!
You guys are doing great.
Have a little distance between us and the strike!
Why were you running in the direction the airstrike was going at?
I was!
This...
You just run out of the way.
It's you and me, brother!
Yeah, I'm shooting him and he can't shoot us.
The helmet doesn't come off.
That's out of line.
That's out of line for sure.
You gotta shoot the blue, bro!
You gotta shoot the blue!
I- I'm getting so old.
I am getting so raw.
His armor's blue, his armor's blue.
Oh, yeah.
We'll use your help, Mark.
Take- nice!
Nice!
See, Vagam?
Uh...
Wait, uh...
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
I can't read the board.
Watch out, I'm coming.
Running.
I'm gonna run around with these guys.
Yeah, they're kind of-
Thank you for even so what do we have to do we just have to wipe all them right now so right now
I'm taking this hard drive to the ss the communication relay it's like the last remaining hard drive before and video buys it and we're gonna bring it back
Are you c4?
Yes
About probably a million enemies on me. I've got a couple of items here
standing up running aid hey whenever you get that reinforcement ready
how do you okay don't question how do I activate my strategy control control
even control and then put in the Konami code whatever the code is
3 down, I 3 down.
Oh, you used the d-pad.
Uh, let's look at this.
I 3 down, can you land on the, uh, the monster?
No, I fall too fast.
Oh, I'm out of, I'm out of juice.
I'm out of stims, and I'm out of, oh no.
Oh, I'm out of stims, and I'm out of, oh no.
Just keep running, just keep running.
Okay, oh, there's two in front of us.
Nice, guys! Good shit!
There are a lot of them right now.
Oh, here I became, man.
Do you know where the power generator is as you see 4, S2 or J3?
Uh, we got it so there's another yellow and orange thing on math.
That's where the last yellow hard drive is, it needs to be there too.
There's another orange thing on the math.
Yo, Stan, you're kind of just abandoning me right now.
I don't know.
No, no, no, I'm just playing.
I have no ammo.
I can't, I can't do it again.
So Joe, press tab.
Oh my God, I won't be in time.
Oh, you're dead.
Okay, that's an orc.
That's an orc.
Uh, you want to be reinforced?
I'll reinforce you.
I'll reinforce you, I'll reinforce you.
You're already back.
Oh, no.
Wait, who else is dead?
We have a lot of heads.
Land on their heads!
Oh, I missed him. No. It's about to be a score.
What if I get a machine?
Yeah, Loki spawned you in the middle of, like, everyone.
It's okay. Please land.
This is for democracy.
WHAAAAAT?!
Where the fuck am I, Ludwig?
Joe ain't even fighting anyone, by the way.
There's not even monsters here. How's he done?
I'm telling you right now, I'm backing up.
Yeah, I'm watching you die right now.
Yeah, well, guess who I brought back.
Okay. Yes, sir.
Thank you, one leg.
I'll clear it out for you. I'll clear it out for you, Joe.
I'm watching you fucking split me here, dude.
I'm up.
I'm throwing down a barrage.
Dude, look.
Okay, not on me this time, maybe.
Oh my gosh.
Not on you it's not on you
Reinforce mr. Here boys. Oh my gosh
Wait, how did you die? I'm reactivating the terminal right now
There's a fire tornado. Oh, what does that mean?
I don't know any of the shit means
Oh, hey, I reinforced it.
Oh, I need stings.
Activating?
Don't worry, I'm here.
Get on top.
OK, we got a rod.
We got a rod.
We've got to wait for this.
Kaba.
Who's with me?
Who's S2?
Is that you, Joe?
It doesn't even mean I think it's S2.
All right, Sandy, I'll stop.
That's our name, Sherrod.
I'm trying to get in.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm out of ammo.
Oh, no.
Yeah, what you mean?
What the Tesla Tower Joe?
Not the Tesla Tower, bro.
No.
I'm trying.
I'm literally running in a circle.
There's no way in.
How did you get in?
Oh my God.
Wee, I'm outside, bro.
Oh, I thought you were in.
I'm coming.
Wait, I can reinforce.
Reinforcing my dog?
Uh-oh.
There.
uh reinforcing my dog oh okay area secured nice job oh you can blow up the
wall with an aerial strike wait I need oh my god okay I need some help
fighting here yeah I'm getting him I'm ready I have an eagle air strike in my
hand there's no no no no no air strike just shooting the monsters that are
around us oh my god it's groin okay yeah the dick shot what do I calibrate the
voltage just get one shot oh no they're on me they're on me they're on me
they're on the GG GG GG GG GG I'm okay and there's a fire to me okay I got a
I still have to do the generator thing.
Guys I'm bringing about 7,000 enemies, can you guys turn around and uh...
We have to go to this generator and then we can attack that natural.
Yeah, we're trying to go to Ludwig, yeah.
Plus if I want your keyboard to take supplies from your backpack.
Okay, I'm gonna throw down an Eagle Airstrike, don't get near me.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
Oh, that was beautiful.
Oh my god, good kill.
That's huge, that's huge.
Get back in there because the thing is, it's already started.
The thing started?
Okay, you're back shooting.
I have a resupply over here if you guys need it.
Okay, so I have some of my back too.
That would be nice.
I'd like a resupply.
Ah!
Yeah, that would be me.
Behind you.
Alright, let me get back in, let me get back in.
Oh, I have to defend myself.
Sorry, Joe.
I have high ground.
Oh my stuff.
Dude they like have pack mentality.
They're climbing! I'm dead!
Okay, I'm coming.
I don't understand how to get the terminal
correctly calibrated.
Like brother!
I'm gonna die like 15 times.
Hey, no worries about it.
Oh you have to go left and right, not just up and down.
Oh my god.
That sounded embarrassing to say out loud, but...
Well, they're asking for sex instruction.
I didn't know, I didn't know.
I didn't know I had a toilet.
I'm everywhere on this shit.
What the hell did you do? Why is there fire everywhere? What happened to that?
There's a fire tornado.
Oh my god.
I got stuck there.
No, no, no!
I'm not slain!
Uh, any reinforcers?
What the fuck these fire tornadoes are addition?
Holding down reload is to change scopes to human fire rate with on us.
Oh my god, how are there so many dudes?
I'll run around the back
okay
I think I have hella strategy something to do
oh I'm with you
oh right behind you yeah
no enemies
I don't know if there's an entry way over here
no you don't actually I'm gonna blow through
cause I'm tired of you
orbital strike watch out Conner
that's mine
oh that's no you
Oh my god there's too many orbital strikes. I haven't used this that strategy in a long time
I didn't realize how big that one was
Three frames I'm going for it all right. I'm in I'm in I'm going for it fuck it
No, no, no, no, this is bad mistake.
Oh my gosh.
Can I chill?
Oh my gosh.
I'm in.
I waited an hour.
Get it. Get it. Get it.
I'm with you, Earth Warrior.
Did you reactivate the power generator?
I got eliminated.
okay I'm bragging over women this is pretty count hey we might do this
mission though we're getting there dude that'd be sick we're extreme gamers
did we still have a reactivity the power generator have we I need the
machine guns on cooldown oh my god oh god the big the big crawler I'm gonna
get oh my god I killed myself with the
grenade I really am sad about that
oh my god so many of them what the fuck
the generator yet new left right to try
to get it to a hundred like left right
up down until the number is 100.
What killed me on the Tesla?
Okay, there's actually like...
Alright, I'm dead.
I'm looping them.
I thought for the Tesla, I thought for the Tesla.
What is happening?!
I hit the train.
Why are my strategies in a foreign language now?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
I I can't I can't what do you mean on the edge of the mission area
oh this is like a custard's last stand here I think it might be over
I can kill you. I can kill you. I can kill you. I can kill you.
These are our two last reinforcements. Don't worry, I won't die.
We fine. The thing is you can't.
Uh, no, we will get more. It'll just be like timed.
I'm dead. Immediately after the last reports.
I mean, I don't even know I'm spawning in and there's probably like a hundred enemies.
I haven't even seen the objective.
I've seen it. It's just hard to be able to do that.
to be able to do that.
I don't understand how you have so much health. You are a little mob.
Oh god.
I'm flooding for my life.
I'm gonna make it to that generator, that's...
Okay.
I threw down a missile barrage and ran the other direction.
Nice.
Classic.
Hey, hello!
I'm the democracy!
How are you?
Oh, you're dead.
Yeah, dude, he won shots.
Okay, okay, come on.
Ah!
I was gonna die.
Oh, we got cut in half.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, it's just me.
Yeah, you have 40 seconds.
Oh, my body was actually just a torso.
Oh, you're...
Oh, my God!
Oh my god.
We're so close.
When we see the results screen, I want everyone to know that you can be kind about kills.
I think I died me 12 times.
That's so tight.
Yeah, maybe a little bit too high difficulty.
No, run that back.
I do think we can't.
We run it back.
We completed two missions.
That's good.
Um, we did yeah, we did some side-by-side heavy lifting in that sentence
When do we get a C performance, I don't know now now look at the same okay, okay
Stats oh
Oh
Earth Warrior.
Hills, you're 100% full.
Well, yeah, because it's kind of team kills.
Three accidentals.
How about stems used?
Also, a lot of deaths, guys.
You've got to cut those down.
We do have to cut the deaths down.
How do you look at deaths?
880 hooked me and Joe tied for the most.
Yeah, but you only have 58 kills.
You're trying to drag this team down a lot, right?
Brother, you killed three of us.
I killed, OK.
But that was the very beginning when it didn't matter.
You're like, look at my kill count.
Half of it's your fucking teammates.
I'm ready to die back in, but I do need to change my,
do you need to change my eat zone?
Yeah, I want to change my stuff.
Oh, I got the call.
I just unlocked a million things.
Yeah.
Let me check my guns.
Are you using the penetrator?
Uh, it's a marksman rifle?
Yeah.
I was using the punisher. It's good for hammers. You do that
Punisher is that like a shotgun? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a shotgun sounds way better. Oh
I think I might achieve that
I think I might equip that because I did not like what I had and the high explosive instead
Change my drip
I'm using impact grenades and that killed me so many times.
Oh, Booster.
Do you keep killing yourself?
Yeah, I would throw the grenade on impact, it would blow up, and then I would die to
the blow up.
Yeah, that's not it.
The breaker's better?
Okay, I'm gonna run it.
Sticky grenade.
Sticky grenade.
I don't think I have sticky grenades.
All right.
The hour of our next victory are rapidly approaching.
Okay, I'm going back in.
It won't be the same one, I'll be honest.
honor on top for heating dis nam guaranteed i understand the game now on a
fundamental i see i think you guys do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do
way we can do extreme we're not that dumb no make it even harder are you able
to make it uh oh let's win the six first
my secret is when i have selected them why did i bounce fucking clean off
but what what difficulty are we doing we're still doing a thing okay let's do
We can do it. We can do six.
It goes to ten nine is actually
Super held on mid difficulty. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Stands up. This is
We did extreme you and me. Yeah, we did extreme. That's the one we made it to
Like we went up in difficulty one by one until extreme and then we like struggled and we did it
Connor, what's your peak nine?
Yeah
Chess is what?
Do you max difficulty all the time?
Level 39 Marshall, okay.
Uh, cadets, there's a space cadet in town, so I expect you guys to treat me with the respect I deserve.
Disrupt the illuminate opaque and sinister machine.
Yeah, how are you a level live space cadet and I'm a level 9 cadet?
They saw something they liked in my game.
Yeah.
Alright, and so they promoted me.
You got promoted early.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's an epitism. My dad runs the ship.
The bee was a model.
Okay.
This one is easy.
Yeah, yeah, but it's the mission type. I think it's relatively straightforward.
Defend the area in the time limit.
Well, let's get some wins under our belt.
Wait, who's you aborted?
You aborted?
What?
Oh, I aborted!
Ha!
You know what, I want it to do a harder one.
Okay, sure.
We're going to activate the defense cannon.
Oh.
Okay, so are there going to be Tesla coils on this one?
Oh my God, I'm level two.
There will be Tesla coils.
Wait, so what does the Tesla coil do if I get nearer than I just now?
It just kills you in one shot.
What was the Tesla coil it just is a bit looks like a Tesla coil from like the prestige
And in what you what they're just setting there and you say literally just kills you
It's just it's a big one like one just like kills you. It's pretty brutal. Okay, I'm a tree
It's a planetary defense cannon and you just saw down the illuminate over here. Okay
Let me pick my things eagle airstrike love it get the saw wart love it
all works included 380. I don't know if that was it for me.
That's the enemy is that burn. Wait, is that a new helmet, earth warrior? Looking good. Yeah,
yeah, I thought I'd mix things up. Holy, holy glaze, dude. I'm in. Oh, don't forget your boosters,
by the way. I don't have a booster. You guys get a booster. It's on the right. I'm boosterless.
I have nothing if I click that. Level nine. I'm gonna go and use your credits to get them.
Oh, I'm saving up.
Wait, I gotta spend my creds after this game.
Yeah.
The space cadet below cadet?
No, it's above.
That's what I was just saying.
It's a space cadet.
So that's how this happened.
Level it down.
Yeah, because you honestly, you just go under the end
of the chain.
I've been fighting for years.
I've been fighting for years.
Dude, you have at best stolen now.
Yep.
Dude, for a discount at Goodwill, I might.
Oh
One time I was wearing old people makeup for a shoot and then I wanted to go to well to try to get a discount
Yeah, but I think they would have given it to me if I was wearing no costume
They just didn't seem to care about
Oh god they're already here.
How are they?
They look like humans.
They're our guys.
They're our guys.
Wait, what?
These are zombies.
They're my thoughts.
They're my thoughts.
Some of these guys are with us.
The guys are gone from us.
How do I throw up my flashlight?
I guess I need it.
Okay, this is scary because it's dark out.
Oh, that testicle oil that looks like a spine?
Oh my god, I'm getting shot by my teammates.
What the fuck was...
Did Joe kill us again?
are we meant to go to um the upload first or the pod drive we're trying to find around
here oh okay okay probably to find on my stall
Oh
You can go pick it up. You should be able to see on the map. It should be
Only ladies down
Oh, I see something on the map yet in here. Okay, I can't run. I have to fight a common sample
You should not fire there's something we shouldn't
Guys like me and you are fighters.
You guys already got a code?
Yeah, yeah, I'm actually playing for the objective unlike my KDA team.
This deck is locked, dude.
Can I get a res?
I got a res.
Yeah, sure.
I got a res.
I got a scan.
A lucky timing on that.
Hold one in my hand now.
Let's go do this one.
I'll do a veil on this map, this is so cool.
I'll wait before you grab it, can I see what it looks like?
Uh, I'm calling in an orbital, don't run that way, don't run that way, don't run that way, don't run that way.
I'm gonna go back.
What's that thing in the sky?
Oh, what a beautiful orbital.
What the hell is going on over here?
Okay, I honestly thought we killed the big guys at the big guys chase quarter.
Oh, actually, it's hitting.
That's fine.
Oh my god, it's shocking.
Oh my god, it's so cool.
The view, nice kill.
So spamming stratagems for sure, OP.
That's the game, no.
They infinitely spawn, like if they're, like...
Oh god.
This is the timer.
This is the cooldown, yeah.
So if we shouldn't like conquer down and kill them and move on, yeah.
Oh, so the enemies.
I have no idea about the enemies.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Where am I?
I'm gonna call in an air strike.
Oh, Conor's uploading.
I'm literally running away.
I'm uploading.
I'm behind you, Conor.
Keep uploading.
Okay.
I think we're nearly done, right?
We're nearly done.
In this area, yeah.
With this little side mission.
Nice.
But I'm kind of popping off right now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this is so terrifying.
The fucking lighting in this area is fucking...
God damn!
The big guy with the fucking hammer is a problem.
The bigger the hammer is the problem for sure.
Are there land mines scattered around this area?
Yes, there are.
There are.
Oh really?
Damn it!
I just blew up randomly.
Yeah, they're purple and they look like awesome collectibles.
Oh wait, my chest is telling me what have you threw, grenade it.
Oh well, not you.
And aliens.
And who knows what happened.
And it happened to him.
Yeah.
Yeah, oh you blow up oh
God oh God
That's your name! That killed me!
You were surrounded, you were full surrounded. I honestly, I just saved you from any pain that you would have endured.
You're taking a serious damage, that's not to be real.
So, you know how hard it is to fight the monsters and Joe Bart?
Who's the real monster, dude?
It's the Netflix crew, sir.
That's a deep fucking question.
Have we not found us an access code?
Oh my god, they're so many around it run run pulling out the machine. I believe
Stands I think you're
I am
I have a shot of what?
I'm not making it out alive I'm making it out a lot I
Put a big ball down in the front of the sky to say no you put it right on me. Oh, oh you put you on me brother
What
Oh my god, okay Connor that one's on you
Double orbital strikes
How do you want shot me?
Okay machine gun down though
Damn I'm with you see with your teammates the issues when they resume they throw me as far as humanly possible from them
That's not true reinforcing
Over I'm coming over this I don't even know this is
I'm in I'm in destroy cognitive disruptive house. All right. Oh
Oh destroy the the cognitive disrupt uh the cognitive oh my god look at this thing
it's shooting in the sky dude i would like to
to cognitive disrupt uh no this is not the test of the call i don't know what
this is oh this that's cool though oh i see the cognitive
disruptor oh these things oh i got one i got one
not a long but yeah wait the spears what are we destroying they're like
little like generators.
I guess I guess I'm last one.
No.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, a fire tornado.
I assume somewhere around here, it's around a giant beam in the sky.
Oh, no, I found it.
I found it.
Keep running.
Go right through.
We're going to find it.
Thank you.
Alright, bro, guys like me fall to mish
Yeah
Orange thing
Oh god, would you throw down what the fuck you throw down a
you'll see a century I don't think auto populates I think you have to set it up
oh yeah it works pretty well anyway I can get a rest
Joe did you throw me into them no no no I'm gonna call down that's the fly real
quick corner how far do we have to land on it we're really close now we're gonna
find it it's in this complex somewhere okay
if there's wings
we're getting here
pull the walls with that with a bomb
an airstrike over there oh my god there's a tornado there's a tornado
uh
i don't understand why there's a fire tornado next to me
is that did you put a bomb on there what was that hurt how the fuck
Forgetting here you use that air strike here. I don't have one. I'm on cooldown. Oh
Oh my god, there's the button you can press by the way
Oh
There's so many fire tornadoes outside just so you know
Kill them at least I don't know it just me
But why is it following me?
Oh, that's a sample. Yeah, that's why that's W level.
Find the hard disk and take it on.
It looks kind of like that though. It's just in one of these rooms.
Well, shouldn't you just shut that?
Yeah, get close.
For sure.
I'm throwing an airstrike.
W airstrike. I can't access my fucking software.
No insane that is do you know insane that is
Is there a way to change the direction of the airstrike cuz I feel like it always just hit
I'm trying to get my shades
Okay, the problem here is the fire man, okay, um, you guys you
I love me tell you the fire tornado is a problem
Row here
Sorry I missed it earlier bro
I'm spawning a stalwart I need you Joe
I'm locked in right now
No one else high chance buddy. Yeah, uh, any
Rezzers. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, never mind.
Oh, I knew it. It's frozen. It's frozen. It's frozen.
It's frozen. I'm back. No, you're back. Oh, god.
You had to die for us to win. Okay. We're gonna die right
here. I am not dying right here. I promise you.
You should run run run run very far away. Wow
Welcome to the team Joe and you just reinforce me in the midst of that. I figured you might be able to fall on him
So that strike get you Joe. I gotta kill the big boy
So we have to get back in there to wrap the code
Yes, there should be somewhere in here. You're kidding. All right. Yeah, that's okay. We'll look around
You guys open all these doors you we thought we did
I
Land land, please
Yo, I need to get my 40 time up in this I mean my character is moving like like a bag of pricks these cubs
Welcome back
It's a safe respawn it's a safe respawn
You bless it could be in this area, you know
call your call your call your strikes call one yeah yeah give them hell
nice oh my god he did it great job guys oh my god for that but I'm with
for your we need to go let's wait I don't know what color I am oh great
yeah you're gonna get lower whatever I threw an eagle nice whoa
they all tank it somehow so I don't know how they'll be it was
If you just keep saying W, it will be W.
Uh, I have orbital. I'm gonna call it lead behind us.
Okay. Keep running, keep running, keep running, keep running.
Gotcha.
Goal!
I think my orbital missed literally everything.
You have to know the code.
I got a flame thrower. Is that good?
I got it, I got it.
This guy's here! Look, I'm dead.
Oh, I didn't see him.
Oh!
This guy is a fucking mess.
Okay, this guy is actually a fucking mess.
How is it possible for you to have those levels of hops?
Oh, I'm done.
That's for sure.
Okay, blink door.
Kind of sucks.
It can be good.
It's just kind of hard because they also go on fire and die on you.
Why does it need press control up down left right up?
Life throw is better for pods.
Yeah, I've done Vincent.
Oh, I've done that shit, sorry.
He's doing tricks on me.
I can throw you on the objective, you guys can do it while I distract them.
Stands you got us, he'll bring us back in a moment here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just have to wait no the shield system and you just engage hash locks
If I killed this guy, I cannot run the other one
Do what the fuck
Tell me now
I
Okay, we need to get that century up this century is getting crazy. I'm the century and they immediately destroyed it. Oh
Jesus
Your car has a train like a hundred guys
I do have a law I just hope any of them
Brother shoot it. Why doesn't he die?
We got it. We got it. We got it damn atriox size monster
Wait take down over ship what's that mean? Oh my god
It looks like Joe mighty you got mighty got the codes right I know it yeah, I think you already put them in
Take down over
Please tell me you did the next thing please. I'm on it right now. I'm on it right now. I'm on it right now
Yeah, there's no
I don't know there's too many guys by the computer
Did you time it?
Okay, let's come back. I'm refreshed, I'm back.
Wait, I'm actually playing out of my mind, Connor.
Oh, no!
You are, you are, you are playing well.
Sorry.
Yeah, you're so big for me, sweetie. Anyway.
I'm bad at mobile league, quickly.
I'm going for the mission!
Don't tell me, please, don't tell me, please, don't tell me.
Oh my god, it just knocked me out, dad.
Uh, where's the mission?
Alright, go!
In the terminal!
I can't jump up.
Oh, it's a big orange.
I'm not up here. It's this yellow thing up here.
Yeah, it's okay. It's not feasible. It's not feasible by any means.
No, it is. It is. It is. It's feasible.
It's not feasible. It's not feasible.
It's not feasible!
What are we going to do? I'm going to get a new one.
You need a shield to do it. I'm just saying you need a shield to do it.
I'm going to go with you.
I'm running the gun.
okay
All right, I'm running over to it
They're just raps
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I do it. I do it
Joe walk in
That is
Cinema cinema hit you with the big fucking club. Oh my god stands you got so many of them
I'm waiting for a cool dance. This is insane
As long as you kill the swordsman you can outrun the other little guys I
Can't even kill the swordsman now. I'm running up there hit it. I'll protect you
We're gonna unlock the locks. Fuck sake, okay.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
There's locks, there's locks we need to unlock.
What do you mean there's locks we need to unlock?
Yeah, there's locks around the circle.
It's a gun we need to unlock it.
Okay.
Okay, this is bad.
This is bad.
About as bad as it gets, to be honest.
Oh, oh, it's a tank door.
I don't know where it is.
where is it so where are the fucking locks that's you know the circle right
in front of the objective yeah like I think oh I see it I see it yeah and
interact oh my god okay I think I'm finally getting to me nothing to them
They're just units
Killed his friend. Oh
My god, it's impossible guys on me and they're all hard-fucking me right now and a little nervous and I'm out of
Got my down
This is bad
Dude, I ain't the big hammer guy did you unlock the did you unlock them?
No, Joe! No!
I don't even know where we're supposed to be doing the objective.
Around the green, there's a green circle of like, like a field.
And around it you have E to interact. It's like little, uh, like hatches in the ground.
Oh my god, that didn't even save them.
Throw me deep, Sam. Throw me deep, Sam. Throw me fucking deep.
I see you in the back
Throw me deep out, deep out
No, I'm dead
Oh I thought I could kill him
I tried to tank it
Oh it does get old eyes
Oh not me
They all run towards me
Oh Jesus
Well yeah, they're all on me
You're gonna have like a horde of probably like 40 of those sword guys
Jesus look at this
Conor I'm throwing an orbital strike get out of there. Oh was it that right there? Yeah
It's the little
Yeah, I'll do all those
You see me you think it's kind of hard to see to be fair the game doesn't exactly tell you it very well
Yo, why do none of the NPCs run at you like because I'm out of I'm out of their eye range
one more minute for what can you do or bro ready let's do that somebody doesn't
me no yeah been there that'd be crazy you get left that two seconds on resupply
if that matters to you I should be okay
I'm not bad of this thing dude at a thing one shots
20 seconds is like in Brazil you can throw up deep
these guys are so strong oh you do pop up holy moly oh look at this little tiny
head yeah it's like a scooby the speed movie we're scrappies underneath yeah oh
Oh man.
Dude, he can take three of those hits.
If you get away.
Oh, no Connor.
Good dive.
Wow, WD.
That's a great dive.
You are now watching a master at work.
Oh, they're gonna just go fast.
Stop bringing me off.
Okay, I'm trying to carry out.
I don't know if I could do this from here.
No, no, one of the bullets hit his head.
Who's in?
Who's in?
Okay.
Joe's in.
Joe, Joe, Joe.
I go for two minutes. You gotta go to the mesh
Fires kind of blocking me. Yeah, it kind of is
You can take through a good amount of it. I can throw down a shield for you
You put your net it doesn't that's the bad Joe shuck on his tickling this guy
You can't blame Joe for that he put 11 shocker shots in the guy and did no damage
I'll be dead. Yeah. Oh my god. I don't know. Fuck it
My chat's counting my deaths and it's really disheartening for me. I'm trying to kind of fucking I'm gonna get up there right now
Oh, okay, I think I can do it, but there's like eight steps to this. It's ridiculous. Everything's a lot. Oh
My god, bro. This shield is like the most crazy thing ever
ever okay nice nice is this gonna spawn more of them because you just started
I don't think you can get more it could be like an integer like yeah that's to be
like a limit
dude how are you popping off the helmet so easy oh no there's good we have a
little baby guns dude I'm level 10 bro I'm not a single digit like you guys yeah
well when the real ball enters the room
okay I don't know what the next step is I don't know yeah I need you to go back to
that screen do it four more times no me right love that because it was it was
You can you can also just you can you can
Yeah
Let's see it stands
Great spawn there's no one around. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna play my life and I'm gonna bring someone back wrong way
I don't know how you're going to play your life for a minute and 40 though.
You're different.
I'm different.
I'm different.
I'm different.
He's different.
He hasn't been hit yet.
See that?
Yeah.
Well, you're kind of nasty with it.
Objective's clear though.
Buddy, I'm playing my life.
I'm playing my life.
We're getting back to form.
Stanzas and Connors.
honors
Bro, there are so many dudes fucking straight, bro, okay airstrike maybe
be
that's gonna be a W orbital thank you
50 seconds nice empty courses
when earth warrior lands the objective will be complete
I'm an orbital garage
are they even doing the objective, I don't know it's like a wave
come on you're kinda weird, what happened everyone
they kinda will just lock me, I think I went a little too far out
well not good cause it means they're coming back somewhere
oh yeah I see the whole com to stanzi
yeah Stanzi you got a whore of about 4 billion people coming
when you're in a playing your life competition and your opponent is stanzi dude this is what I live for
See that? This is why stands shines man. Yeah, yeah. They can't catch me. This is called Doody Zombies bro.
Alright y'all I'm back. Yippee!
Up down right here. Oh, someone already did it. I got him, I got him.
What I'm gonna catch competition and my team made his stands.
I'm gonna play objective now. We can do it. We got three in. And then we can get back.
How was it looking the progress? What do we get what we get going bring lovely back?
Oh, he's having it again
Road time. I'm gonna step forward on
Okay, four done of eight, right? Yeah
Dude, I hate the fast guys. Yes. Wait. There's no one on me. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Turn the cranks. Oh
My god, no, there's so many hammer guys
I don't understand I don't understand you guys what do you what do you got on the
stand like a lot hot yeah yeah we can
burn the cannon I don't have to do that really okay okay you better go up to the
cannon there's like a you'd ease the arrow keys the strategy keys not the
other arrow keys you're like position it to shoot yeah yeah I don't know
this spaceship I pinged it I know I I see I see the big-ass cannon I just
I can show get ready I will I'm so far from the objective
oh I see it I think I see it I threw you I threw you I threw you safe zone
I just do a fuckin orbital kind of machine-assurance.
Fuck it.
Oh no.
I got cornered.
I initiated firing sequence.
No, that's not good.
It's not pointing to the right direction.
No, no, it's not pointing to our way.
You're gonna miss.
Maybe it'll hit some enemies.
No, it shoots up.
It shoots at the sky, no?
Wait, so what do we have to do?
We have to like...
We have to like...
We have to like...
We have to like...
We have to like...
We have to like...
We have to like...
We have to like...
We have to like...
We have to like...
We have to like...
Shit, this thing.
This is, this is fucking bogus.
The thing with the barrage on it?
That's me.
Wait, what am I aiming at?
I don't know.
Shit, I understand the Hammer Guy's vision.
If you say it one more time, I'm gonna fucking go nuts.
Fuck!
Oh my god, how do we clear this?
I mean, clearly, like, someone's gotta, like, train them and then get them out of here, but I don't know how we...
...how we do that.
How much time will this be at Black? We've been on this fucking for hours.
MY JOKE!
Please finish, please finish, please finish.
Oh, I knocked his helmet off!
Bro, six nades didn't kill them.
Six nades doesn't tickle them.
Okay.
Oh, sorry, five.
Good news, we're farming reinforced cooldown.
This is great.
Okay.
This guy's so un-nastily fast.
What?
Is anyone on it?
What?
No.
Please!
Please!
Oh, no.
Oh!
Orbital inbound!
Orbital inbound.
Wait, so this cannon right here, I have to move it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Exactly, exactly.
How?
Left of right on the other side.
On the cannon itself, there's two controls.
On the cannon on the back side of it?
On the, yeah, uh, backside, uh, there's a side.
You should see there's like two valves.
And you need to turn both individually.
One of them does the pitch and one of them does the, like, uh...
The yaw.
The yaw.
Connor's just farming EXP over in a corner.
I see him.
I'm just trying to, like, I don't even know what I'm doing at this point.
I mean, we have a reinforced, so this is huge.
Oh, I see the cannon finally.
We aim the cannon?
He already killed the century! I'm gonna freak out.
Outpost destroyed. Good work.
That's me. Outpost side quest.
Oh
We're just racking up side quest right now. I'm just side questing cuz I fucking I can't get the nearest thing
Oh, I see I see what you need for match here
It's quite the collection away. Maybe I maybe I run them away. Yeah, yeah, I'm the way run away
There are bells. Okay, sorry am I turning it towards the giant alien jellyfish. Yeah. Yeah, the giant one. That's right copy copy copy
They run away keep keep bringing them away from the ship, and maybe I can
Do awesome
I'm gonna gaitling the ones chasing you lead and maybe we can team up on him run run
I died
I give me a force, I give me a force, you give me a force.
I was so close to getting here.
Connard, I'll go!
I should have them in the head if the head is not off the end of the unit.
Yeah, I can't expose my gun to any kind of knife.
I can't expose the head.
I've roughly landed on top of them.
If you pop their helmets off Conner, I can kill them.
It's a little hog, so I have to hit him three times with a grenade gun in the head.
Exactly.
I'm going for a Jackie.
This game's beatable on difficulty level 10.
Yes.
Maybe not with our quid.
Yeah, it's okay, if you had like better equipment it would be more manageable.
Did you change the y'all?
I nearly got the y'all, the pitch needs to definitely change that.
Okay, well, uh, you get luck on it.
I appreciate that man, I really appreciate that I appreciate your hot work
Yeah, that's what I was saying, fire is more hot than mud
Wait the fire tornadoes owning me
So you need this turned or
I thought I could okay guys. I'm dead rainforest and 30
Do anything besides dying
Yes, dude, you ride fucking emotional sport and sometimes Joe throws a giant missile from the sky that kills me
Do I want a bubble shield so bad it's it's very good. Oh god. How do I change me off the m-trap?
shield have a pulled out like is that what I like it here it goes it goes away
Reinforces up here reinforces up. I'm feeling I'm feeling where we drop the buzz
I'll throw you towards the objective. I'll just be trying to
back them away
All right, do we need to turn anything still or should I go to the back?
You still need to turn it I think a little bit but mainly the pitch is the big one
Look aim it up
Or yeah, yeah, aim it up
Yeah, I'm it up, dude
You can kind of throw me even a fucking good time when you're dead. I'm gonna dive. That was huge
You can't climb that can't climb that I'm dead
What a break out what a break out
out. That's a smart stem. I need to go turn the cannon. Yeah, the red thing. I think
on the other side, there's a red thing. There's two different things you can do. Yeah. Oh,
there's no way. There's two red things. You'll see them. Yeah, where it's on the
the right of the ship in the back yeah right there
you see it Joe it's right there Joe oh my gosh okay I think we need to all go to
the ship and all use airstrike and then all maybe they'll show up yeah I think
me to like bring them all to me and then throw you guys out and hope that does
something yeah dude the thing is they really like the objectives
the thing is we look how many of them what's the fuck
I'm just hitting the ground now that board because they're doing the
Haka
Who's that what I'm gonna throw you in I'll try and keep these guys with me
Oh
No
What do you mean by this lot of this?
I know this is your time to shine.
Oh my god, he's really slow.
I don't know why I attempted that.
I was...
Maybe I can get them off of this somehow.
I just think you wanted to get the mission done.
Yes. Well, yes, at some point we need to do the mission.
We only have a minute 30 before it's over.
Oh, there's a timer?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it has to be you, Connor. If you don't turn it, because we don't spot him.
Alright, let's try it.
This is definitely a GG, but fuck it. You know what? Actually, the best thing I can do...
Wait, extract!
What if we just don't even blow it up and we just extract?
Okay, let's...
We can do that.
Wait, can you do that?
I don't know. It says extract now. I'm just reading the lore.
I don't think you passed the mission, right?
Yeah, but all the loot... do we get to keep the loot?
You do get to keep the loot, yeah.
That seems like a W.
W.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
What a fucking mess.
That was 40 minutes long.
Holy shit.
Our problem is the hammer, guys. How do we kill the big guys fast?
We need, like, anti-chains.
We need to fight the bugs.
Oh, okay.
One star?
That's huge.
Are we in difficulty five?
a difficulty 5 group. I mean we almost, it was so close. I mean I'm not gonna keep going
but I think we might be a difficulty 5 group. Yeah, let's buy some equipment because I'm
using default I think. I actually don't think that was hard enough.
Personal. Yeah, that was not that difficult.
I like a bit of a challenge. How are we looking? Ooh. Like all three of us in the
That same Connor four billion kills
Ten kilometers
13 deaths man
13 deaths doesn't okay Joe Joe's at 12 like we really split hairs on this
Yeah, but my accuracy 71.6. That was accurate pretty fucking good. It's pretty good
Okay, Connor 13 hundred friendly fire damage is a bit crazy. Hey, why are you all like
That was from my big boy strike salad
You get a little tired here with us. So where do you buy to where do you buy to it's here, right?
Wait, yeah, I want to buy I want to buy stuff
This is where you buy this free by the stratagems. Oh, I got an SMG an accelerator rifle
Don't give me that so us like double-digit levels. We can get bubble shields, right? Oh
They called me an alpha commander. Whoa
Take a better strategy, that's really the ones I have one
Oh my god, my guys are doing shit all I don't know what's like good that I could buy
The chatter said use the grenade launcher. It's really good. It gets big guys. It's five shots. That's insane
Come on laser cannon a good a good gun. I think you shouldn't be sure say grenade launchers electric
That's what I said
Streets are all set. Oh, I passed bubble shield. Do I have it?
Oh, because you're looking at stratagems or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a stratagem, right?
The bubble shield?
Wait, how do you do stratagems again?
Where are they?
Where I'm at?
Oh, oh my God, the whole squad's at the Land Cafe.
Is the rover good?
Anti-material rifle, certainly.
Ah, okay.
Shield generator pack.
Oh, I can't cut it.
I don't know a whole lot to do.
It's level 20.
Oh, that's a sniper stalwart.
Low caliber machine gun faster reload. Oh expendable anti-tank. That's what I want to kill the guy
I think any good weapons chat that I should use I think
There are so many things
The back I should have helped you
These are just really nice to be honest.
I don't know what that is.
This is the Patreon.
Wait.
Oh, there's also these.
This looks freaking awesome.
Oh, we're using 120mm strike.
What was your big boy corner?
Uh, that's a 380.
This guy.
380.
Oh, I think I'm an error-candidate.
Wait, I can buy a hot dog?
I was 7-11.
Locked in over here.
the dog get that canine backpack they're saying
Please guard dog better than Rover. I just got Rover. Oh
Grenade launcher. That's what the guy said was good five shots by the way. Where is Rover?
one
it was
Under engineer I should bring the 500 kilograms to show them. Oh
Wait, there's so much cool stuff sterilizer. Oh, that's poison flamethrower dog
I don't have Rover on lock just go to the front. We could go dog
I think it'll say dog breath is a war crime chat the jungle
It almost everything we do is a war crime
True oot directional shield
Let's go against shooting. Are we are we doing void again? Yes. No, we should do marks. Well, we have to clear one void
Yeah, we have to win
That's gonna be the entire sponsor void
Well, that's the whole update. That's the whole
We didn't even do Void. The Void's gone, sorry.
Oh, but there's still a Void enemies, I think, no?
Yeah. Some of them are similar.
There's so many schools, though.
Dude, there's so many things you can unlock, holy moly.
Yeah, I don't know what's good.
There's a sword.
Oh, no, it's a chainsaw. It's like Gears of War.
the defoliation tool.
What?
I don't even know how to do that.
Oh, it's in Python commandos.
Breaching hammer.
Oh, leveler is just a big gun.
Acres-ish.
Oh, these are from like...
Belt-fed grenade launcher?
DLC thing.
Oh, I see. Yeah, it's siege breakers.
I gotta pay.
That's... hey, you know what? I love this game.
Oh, they're paid, but you can and unfortunately you kind of can't pay the
win either. Well, you pay to get access to stop grinding. Oh, you have to like go
through the past or something. Yeah, you're still going to go through the
past. And the thing about hopefully not. What am I? You can also farm it.
How do I get new guns?
The battle passes, too.
Oh.
If you press R, those are the acquisitions.
Those are kind of the battle passes.
Oh, war bonds.
Oh, and you spend medals.
Yeah.
Wait, which one did you say was good?
I have two and a half medals.
Democratic destination one's pretty good.
Oh, as like as like a past democratic detonation. Okay, see it.
That was pretty good. The explosive stuff to get on that.
I've been using the eruptives on the second page. Pretty good.
Oh, but do I have to get premium past to unlock?
Yeah, you do. Yeah.
I see. Is there a free line that I can use my medals on?
Because I have hell of medals.
I did the basic one by the first one.
The top one. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I can use I can use my medals on that one.
I could get the diligence.
I think just having get the booster on these three so many medals.
You can get the Liberator Penetrator.
Oh, I think I'm going to get the Liberator Penetrator.
Oh, yeah.
Gamer, I want to make seven more medals to unlock the next page.
It is actually I'll do this.
And this, yeah, you can unlock them all without having to.
OK, yeah, they're saying Liberator Penetrator quite good.
It's not even on page three, Chad.
Oh, it is not the breakers spent most of my medals to unlock that weapon
Wait, where did you find the liberator penetrator? It's on the battle pass on page which page?
Like four
That's the breaker for me page three. Maybe next one. What is what is a booster?
You gotta get the booster vitality enhancement. I'm looking at the wrong path is the top one
No, no, no, you want to look at the mobilize it's pull. I'm in mobile. I'm in mobile
This one doesn't actually like the stats on this don't look that good though. It's polar Patriots. They said but I can't do polar Patriots
I need the ball and you fools
They're pissing me off bro. I just did hell divers mobile. I
That's wrong I'm luck
40? Don't say not you, you're in my chat. What are you talking about?
Oh, armor piercings better.
Page three, the booster is 15. This thing? The helplot space optimization?
What's that do?
That gives you, I believe, everyone gets a full stem.
They come out of the helplot fully stocked on ammo grenades and stems.
Oh, oh, that's one of the things.
Yeah, it's pretty like, I think it's like necessary.
Check at the sniper I
Got oh and super credits let you get another battle pass liberators page six. Oh my god. I don't have enough medals. I don't think
16 more to get to here
I'll have to like basically buy out the store
We're on a shopping spree God no
I'm right. I'm ready with the boys one second. I'm spending sorry. Sorry. Sorry. What's it? What's it? I'm trying to get good
Guns. Yeah, I'm just gonna still put the thing
breaker
Somebody said you you funny is that a
Are we picking up Laura?
Wait, oh
Did all we do is defend the planet until evacuations complete 20 minutes on the clock do that one
We need a really easy keep it on sex actually
Doesn't go it doesn't go you just have to go to the planet
Different armors different stats that can't be true. What?
It's not easy it costs it
Okay, so does I guess it's gonna be pretty easy
Dude, I can't afford the liberator
And you had live on his channel. This is dude. I went live on his channel. I
Oh this morning wait, it was rough that you went live on species like I went live without him there because he was logged into my account
Cuz he did a stream yesterday
So I just booted on his and dug dug stream without knowing for like five minutes
And what do you mean? It was rough. Well, it's just like embarrassing. I'm just I'm just you've done it so many times
No, you did it. You didn't mean to do it. No, no, no, no, no
Yes stands
Equipping armor buddy do take a turn. He just asked a question. I need heavy armor
No bonuses, so some armor gives bonuses. Okay, I see
Heavy armor giga cringe
No, I'm not.
What about here?
Sure.
Oh, plus make sure.
Oh, 50% chance to not die when taking lethal damage.
What about here?
Okay.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, eight seconds.
I'm not going to make it.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Yeah.
Thanks, Lord.
Fuck.
I appreciate that.
Your armor?
How do you equip armor?
At the same place where we were doing guns.
All right.
Love you.
a quep armor yeah I like to see if I have armor equipped okay I want the laser
cannon let me try the robot launcher the eagle on the air burst oh provides
minor damage reduction from all sources I'm going to I'm giving you guys the
heart support build but was my equipment yeah I'm ready oh I'm lost
It's a napalm gastrite.
Oh, you can do it in this menu if you hit R, they said.
Well, where do I even see armor then?
Oh, you can choose armor in this screen as well.
Oh, you're saying like you're thick.
Yeah, the fit changes to your stats.
Like, it gives you a perk and stuff.
What?
Yeah, I just found out.
So if you have room.
You're really aesthetic.
No, helmet and cape is aesthetic.
Armor is real.
Okay, sorry, sorry.
Are you guys going medium or heavy?
I'm not going heavy.
So, one of them says,
you have a chance to not die when you take lethal damage.
I took that one, because it sounds really nice.
This mission low-key hard, it's defense.
Yeah, well, you saw how good we did on all guys.
We are. You guys are the best of the best, bro.
Yeah.
Show them the 500.
Oh, yeah, the big bomb.
I'll show you the big bomb
I'll show you the big bomb
Ready up
Alright guys Connors your platoon leader I'll be second in command on this mission
You know you're a cadet, not cadet, but two, don't talk like that
I am the space cadet here
Fucking five
Yeah and imagine being level ten and not getting promoted
You're a lifer, Kevett. You're a cannon fodder.
I'm serious.
Okay, man, how does this laser gun work?
I instant spawn my gun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Instant spawn your shit.
So we're just defending this area?
Yeah, yeah, we don't have to be there.
There's nothing like to defend. You just have to run around and not die and kill things.
Right.
We need to kill the extra men with this.
I'll be getting the big ones.
How do I aim in?
Oh my god, he's got the sniper, he's got the 50 cal.
I've been on scroll life.
Wait, my guy looks...
Wait, can I pass this on you, one minute?
Where's the second generator?
Oh, tap.
Huh?
360.
I'm not...
I got my rover, bro.
Oh, it's behind us.
Oh, shit.
It's my boy.
It's this...
It's where you want to go, right?
Don't try to shoot him, Joe.
Yeah.
I didn't try to shoot him.
Cuz you tried
I know Joe
More East
Dude this sniper is such a bad weapon. There's a heavy machine gun. Why don't I miss I think?
Yeah, I know that I'm gonna close the game on heavies
Well, if you close the gate, they'll break it
Maybe we save closing the gate for like if we need to chill and then I just throw this down to
Oh nice good century W
Tell me rockets launch. What's that? Oh, yeah
But what is this over here?
There's another century. Oh, yeah, I'm I'm holding east with the big turret. I
Got the big sniper. I'm holding weeks. Okay. Good. It's not for reference. They come behind me. I will cry. Oh, I see the ships
What are the generators?
Okay
Oh, they are coming from behind us not I'll take out big guy with the heavy machine that's right
Oh, that's what I have to defend our
Okay, I'm gonna focus big. Oh, wow. He destroyed that in you
I'm not ammo. Okay. Yeah, no the separate stuff that was trash
down the country
is this the worst done mode?
let's try this
not this
watch out your rover might kill you
i kill you
my own rover?
yeah it you'll see
he's well trained
you will learn
you will learn
didn't she
like
i shouldn't have just killed me
whatever that was
that was me
it was sorry i shot over your head
well i shot you
it let me know in your wall I already have the loss it's upstairs I don't I
don't know what it means launch the rocket drive to go into it then this is
the whole rocket's long trip of doing oh no we're not even doing it in the
right order we should be all right guys there's another one fuck yeah but
they're running past us I don't know why I'm telling the big guys right now
Okay
Got my rover so good
Get him get him get him rovey
Oh you shut his helmet off that huge
The thing what these guys they reach inch out you gotta be careful
Oh
You ran into my laser, bro. Yeah, and it burns like sporting out of the ground
Do we fire a missile yet? Yeah
I'm going to Connor
Okay, I think this laser might literally be ass.
I think that's decent.
I feel like I don't do any damage to him.
Watch out, we're leading them directly to the wall.
Oh, it's going to bomb.
Wait, there's a wall here.
I'm gonna go flicking.
Oh, I forgot, I had air strike.
Nice.
Yeah, I think it was...
That feels good.
Yeah, I think it hit.
Yeah, I feel like I'm not struggling at all.
I think we're really nice.
Oh, are you watching missiles?
Yeah, Connor's watching missiles.
Connor, a little heads up next time would be nice.
That's not my missiles.
Joe?
I haven't watched a single missile yet.
That's your mind.
Okay, okay.
All right, I'll just get out of the area.
That's mine.
Okay, what?
You almost killed me there?
Might have been caught.
That's mine.
Probably not.
I'm not a meat gunner.
Where did my item come from?
That might be my napalm, boys.
Hopefully the enemy's like that long.
Oh, look at that.
Now they can't get you on.
That should be fair, that did kill them all.
That did kill them all it did work
They are old gone. This mission does not have easier launch the rockets rockets launch themselves
Yeah, oh, I thought we had to like activate a button or something
Resist that's a barrel we can throw it out there and it will blow up that looks really wow
This is the first time I've experienced peace
I do negative damage with every jump.
I'm kinda just watching them, but not really into talking to them.
Yeah.
But I was killing sword guys in the last mission, and now I'm not even doing that.
Alright.
Five on the kilogram bomb, you guys wanna see it?
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it.
Yeah, I'll throw those guys in again.
Yeah, I feel like we're actually working so well right now.
Five hundred kilogram bomb.
Is that gonna blow us all up? Oh my god. I have a grenade in my hand that I'm about to throw.
Yeah, I'm ready for it.
But I want an eagle and airstrike. I also have this nade.
I don't think they have shot me, though.
Shit. Always stay frosty, buddy.
Throwing airstrike!
Okay.
Oh, that might kill me.
Oh, wow. Okay, that was on top of me.
and your full health shield early arm evacuate high value assets what is the
upload mission a side mission
on the tab on the map that's the main mission is evacuate high value assets
Ships coming. I'm gonna throw an airstrike immediately.
Oh, there's like enemies in the bay.
Yeah, sometimes they pop up in the ground, I think.
Kill the ass.
Oh, I see.
Get him, Robert.
On the circles.
There's a reason why down to if I oh god fire
Do they eventually just take damage?
Oh god
I feel like I'm like in the shotgun or counter back up I threw an issue to get those guys
of you.
Okay.
Thanks.
Oh god!
Sorry that was really long.
I'm getting friendly fired in my favorite game.
That's my bad.
I'll make out for that.
Good.
I'll throw it down a century.
I have the Tickle Monster gun, bro.
I got all my Tickle Monster guns.
This is crazy.
I'm pretty much a wiener's tree.
Aw.
The guns you get are amazing.
The guns you get are amazing.
Behind the corner.
Yeah, my gun's not amazing.
That's reload!
Um... resupply cooldown.
Oh, I...
Could we just win when we shoot all eight rockets?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, we may have to escape here, right?
I'm assuming things that are going to ramp up in difficulty, though.
Squint!
Someone in Chess Insight was good.
Calling down the sentry!
I'm coming down a far outpost.
Yeah.
I'm going to focus on good guys with the laser.
I think we can hear the shotgun's range.
Okay.
At least I can kill them.
Oh.
Oh, minus, minus.
Wow that is one gashers cloud. I think I'm engaged
Trying to melt these two guys
She'll jump one of you when we can take it
On until we'll be thinking got it. It's the faker. Okay. I
Have a rover for something if they want a re-force whatever you guys get a chance. All right. Oh, yeah
I mean forcing.
Alright.
Oh, I knocked his little head off.
Oh, if you want the shield generator stance, it's right here.
Uh, oh.
On my T.
Oh, that's fine.
No, I don't need it.
Uh, someone's anti-material right close to you on the ground?
Yeah, I'm gonna grab it.
Uh, he's holding.
You're part of this big fucking guy?
Alright, right here.
I guess I'm just gonna come grab a rover or shield.
Where where where where?
What the fuck is going on?
I got the guys at the pigeon.
Over here to the right.
Alright, big bomb, big bomb incoming.
Or maybe it's this thing, yeah that's it.
Holy.
Eagler Shrek, I like the lost launcher more.
Who's lost launcher is that?
No, you can have it, you can have it, you can have it. I just called it in sustain. Awesome.
Bro, I'm not finishing kills, but I'm doing damage.
I forgot, I don't know if that guy's just still cool.
Cool, cool. I'll try the small spawn shot.
Oh, he's last?
I should have been a little smarter in my ML refills.
Now he's dead.
Okay, six of eight done wait we're gonna win. Yeah. Yeah, we're there I say easily
Visiting freedom oh century's gonna work
Damn, what is that gun the wasp launcher that's kind of fire down into
Nice you kill the guy here noises over there. Is that alright me too? I find I'm also seeing some stuff
That's kind of like destroyed looking
You're saying over there like this either the electricity that's like crackling. Yeah, I kind of scares me
Okay, I think he's just generator shit
Generator shit. Generator shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it being attacked? Maybe you're on list?
I'll have a peek. I'll have a peek. Have you seen what you're checking out? I'll go look. I'll go look.
No, I don't think we need to get checked out. No, no, I think it's gonna launch. It's the site. I think so too.
I think so too. I think so too. Okay. Others like five ships. Others like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it's time to activate.
All right, I'm gonna throw this down.
Oh, what?
Let's see what big guy
Hey, mom, they're fucking hit me
Oh behind us behind us behind us turn around gentlemen turn around gentlemen turn around
At any point if you want to turn around I'm sure it's all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right
Very nice
What is this?
hold it in, hold it in, that's our way out of here
oh, shuttle landing
wait, we're gonna wait, this was so much easier than the last one
how was it, six?
oh, could we just leave?
yeah, in 17 seconds it's gonna leave without ya
oh
see something, say something, boys
uh oh, Potter
oh no, cotton, leave
we can't wait
Wow, that's a beautiful napalm. There it is.
Ah, feels good.
It only took us like two hours to get one win.
Yeah, it did take us a long time. Not bad.
And it felt pretty clean with that.
Well, the difficulty between those was insane.
The one before that was impossible, this was impossible to lose.
look I'm just happy to be getting some experience in my belt where we got no
stars for stars bro okay so on a screen six wow nobody died right no no he's got
five medals congrats oh that's huge my battle now I died once oh no it's as
long as you like make it that's fine wait 24% liberated now we're talking
you did such big impact guys I think we're ready for 10 yeah we gotta try it
on 10 we gotta try we try 10 just to just a yeah I agree well you're like
Oh, look at how much they mean to get to this.
Brr, pop, pop, pop.
Is that our own blood?
No, it's the bad boys.
Yeah, what up, y'all?
Hey, happy to have you in the backpack.
Wait, you could have went nuts, dude.
Any accuracy?
Yeah.
But the thing is, you didn't put a dot on the big guys I got in.
I was kind of no no no that was kind of my whole strategy that time was I'm gonna take out
I see yeah, but the reason the guys weren't rejetting was because I was in them with the fire
I hit the cons you hit the big guys
I'm
How do you change your oh, I see it's this right here a level 10 bot mission
Yeah, I mean that is the hardest one for sure. No, let's do the hardest mission
Okay, yeah, you're gonna go to the boss lottery and pick level 10
Okay, okay, I have to first before that
There we go, we should leave this one. Yeah sergeants earth warrior
Reporting
You gotta just like quit out of this
Mission
Super held up super you're gonna like believe back out
I think is we're in
You're like you're a different planet. Oh, we can't
Why not? What if I just leave you just I have to lock it
I can I can I think that the I can
We can go to car ship. Yeah, the most I can leave this shit is a six
I can do it. I can do it
We can't even play ten with one. No, we can't we can
We we first have on the sergeant right so let's show a little shit. I'm saying
whoa I got a bit of a promotion
you can change it to go to here and then you have to go to why would you tell
them no discovered character I'm not friend and scene but maybe like yeah
kind of like here I only have cadet and space cadet welcome to the space cadets
buddy cadet looks good on you all right I'll invite y'all
That's the most we'll give you guys a minute away
Receiving data
Destroyer
I hold on doing so
I
Got it. All right. Oh
The current network connections been lost. Oh cuz you left. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah
I'm joining. Oh, why are you lobbyists private you do not have permission to join
Oh, oh, good friends. Oh, let me uh
We change
Helldiver reporting for duty. Let me change sorry about that
Let me options social
I think it's going against mechs.
Send your friend across the wall.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, here we go.
Decisive.
Okay, she should walk now.
She should walk now.
Oh, I got a better opinion.
Except, yeah, better again.
She'll walk.
I can join off Conner now.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You need armor pan against robots?
Lobby is still private.
private yeah I changed it says that and I just I tried to join I added you can you invite me
direct maybe yeah yeah all right can you invite me tail
stands but you said I did yeah I have your my friends this now I see you it just says
private game so I see you're my friend
That's me a lot. Can you try invite again? Yeah, I got you
Joe Bart invited stands invited. Oh that seemed to work
Joining you changed it in by don't lobby lobby is private. Okay. Let's try again. Okay. Try now try now
No problem
Joe invited stands invited
I'm joining I'm joining I'm joining receiving data wait. That's new. Oh lobbies
No, it's it's literally public
I'm buddy Joe again one more time all the time Jack invited Joe Joe Martin
Okay, he's ready for literal hell
Yeah, yeah, well
If we first try this like you have to admit like we look a little foolish saying all this
Okay
Is are we doing like the hardest mission in the game?
I'm picking one of the hardest ones
7 oh
I'm at
We're going to the fucking worst planet with the worst enemies on the whole difficulty
Yeah, but we're gonna do what I think is your 1% war support so I'm gonna be huge
Cyborg, what guys get against Cyborg? Cyborgs are floorable. They said you shoot them in the glowing part, the red part.
Okay. This looks like a lovely planet from the spaceship.
Which I think, yeah this is gonna be a trip. No, I don't have 10, but 9. I don't have 10, it doesn't matter.
I mean 9 is called Helldive, so that's fine.
because I haven't because the time came out after I stopped playing oh we're
destroyed these sites let's start there you got it this is gonna be a nightmare
this is this is gonna be we're not gonna last long she genuinely awful
position strike I'll do I'll do ammo and three strikes maybe you know for
being confused what's what would I what a weapon drive and bring to this fight
Is there any hope?
I've readied out. I'm thinking about uh, did you
Okay, I'm just fucked all right. Oh, oh wait wait wait. I
Had two backpacks that would have been a huge mistake true
or Joe do you have a one of the comments are you yeah do the other thing oh don't
have one oh I'll solve my house over that's all right yeah can you change one
I got you bro oh this applies for the whole team mm-hmm yep how do you unlock
more of those you buy them the battle yeah it's in the passes I've never done
this mission before I have no idea how this goes all I know is that this is
literal how these robots I could never beat them online is the question of how long we
last I think yeah it's I mean press like one of those ads where you know it's like
you on last three kids don't ask where I'm going with that interesting ad you're
I'm getting.
Oh, I...
Hmm.
Maybe I shouldn't have gone up here.
Ha ha ha ha.
Call in R.
Are we going to immediately just start playing?
There's little robots right there.
Look at that.
There's a hellbomb we can call in.
Yeah, we have to to destroy this base.
Oh, I see.
Sorry, getting a supply back here.
Oh my god, look at the robots already.
Holy shit.
Watch out.
Yeah, it might hurt.
Or where's it where did you put it inside the base? Oh
Just do you stick a little jetpack over there?
I thought there were two cuz the one side was
Enjoy, brother
The bombs inside the base and we have to go arm it
Look, I'm happy it was a contemplation
I'm dead I'm literally peace for one second
Any reinforcers, oh my god already here all right
Oh my god
Wait to take an enemy yes
Running it's not dying
I
Do my shotgun fucking yeah, we did it
Well, what is hitting me
Oh my god, it's the most part is their guns now. Yeah, that is tough
Holy shit, that's right to say
Okay, getting ragged all around the map a little bit right now.
Alright, and I just got shot down in there.
Good luck boys.
I got ragged all and he didn't even stop moving, walked up to me, shot me in the head, walked over my body and kept me.
I got you Joe.
I'm back.
Oh
You're on the mountain
Yeah, a lot of people like to could just call it like robot Vietnam
Which one are you guys going for
I told you your minds Joe you kept blaming me actually was mine
How are you supposed to know where the mines are?
Uh, Tam.
W loot? Oh my god.
Very slow.
If we're all here, where are all the enemies?
Hey guys, keep it up!
Wait, warbond medals, that's big.
Yeah, that's actually quite nice.
That's currency.
Alright, this is the next base we gotta infiltrate and destroy.
I have no idea how we do that.
What if we actually win right now?
What if you just throw the bomb over the wall?
So we're gonna do this, okay, here's a mine, in this like little red hole, let's get it in like that, okay, I got it.
Oh, we're jammed.
You're gonna feel good on that.
I got jammed.
Oh, those are the mines, the mines are red.
Yeah.
Wait, I'm in the base, don't kill me.
What is this? Do I need to shoot that?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Is the sample required?
We're jammed.
We're jammed. We're jammed.
Where are the fuel silos?
They were on the fuel silos.
If we're jammed, what does that mean?
Oh, shit, we can't call them a hellbottom.
We're jammed. We have to find the jammer.
Okay, let's find the jammer.
Oh, there he is. I see the jammer.
Wait, wait. What is that?!
Oh, I see the jammer.
How do you destroy this fucking jammer?
Oh, my God, there's another fucking stronghold.
Can we use... No, everything is jammed.
No, everything's jammed.
So we have to blow it up with grenades?
Activate jammer terminal.
Umm... We've got that.
Okay, I'm coming.
It's cool because there's no enemies.
No enemies?
Yeah, I've been talking about no enemies.
Oh, it's on the jammer terminal.
I did it. Oh, there's five terminals.
Oh, no.
No, it's like five little codes.
Oh, okay, I'll watch your back
Right there
All right, let's try some jammer. I think you did it right how do we turn this up what? Oh, I'm gonna call the hell bomb oh
Oh
Okay, so now do we have to wait to cool down for another help
He called a help on but I didn't do anything
Okay
Get out of here get out
Are you sure there those me?
I'm on a fucking mission over here dude with a fucking guy mission
Dude wait a lot. That's actually huge. I know I fucking soloed it. That's actually so fucking sick
Okay, so I'll use the war the enemies we have non-lots
Yeah
I did what I could! I got my mission!
Hellbomb inbound?
Did you die long?
Yeah, I died.
That's so bad for us now.
No, no, I got it.
The enemies are going to go for us, he's saying.
You were the bait.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They will come for you now.
Connor, did you activate the Hellbomb?
Yeah, run, run, run.
Okay.
Straight this way is the next one.
Yeah, we're actually nearly done.
Wait, we're going to win a nine bomb.
It's on the right. It's on the far right. Oh my god. Look at this. What is love bringing upon us?
Yeah, I got it throwing names. Yeah, they do like doing that
I'm running
Insane it's time for me to be a hero
Stand lock in you how do you do the fuel reserves one? Is that the name?
I'm running the long way around. Oh my god, they have shotguns
Wait, so where are we headed right now?
Straight east, north east, north east, north east.
It's the orange thing.
There's not that many at him.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, what just blew me up?
Oh, there's another jammer straight ahead, man.
Do you see it?
Sorry?
There's another jammer straight ahead.
We have to get the jammer.
Oh, there's another jammer. Are you kidding me?
I mean, it looks like it, right?
I'm out of deals.
Yeah, we do need to get rid of that jammer.
Okay, I'm heading straight for it.
Oh, I stood on the mushroom and it fall-
GET UP!
You don't ever give up.
Do I have?
Yeah, I'm jammed.
What does the jammer do?
You can't use strategies.
Oh, man.
Uh, I can't reinforce you because I'm jammed.
He's not here!
I got you, Joe.
Thank you. Thank you. Okay
I don't know how this is going so oh
Okay, there's actually a lot about this here
I trust you stands all the thing ready to go to this frog. Oh, there's a giant
I
Giant actually I lied you died again. I'm Jim. I'm gonna try and give Jim
I'm going stealth mode
Oh
You got this guy
Appreciate that
Okay
I'm gonna throw an eagle strike inside that base. Oh flamethrower you're jammed you can't throw anything right? I'm outside
No, it'll get jammed
I thought of everything.
I can't even cancel that.
How's the, how's the drama going?
I'm trying to get it, there's too many enemies in there.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to work my way.
Oh, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea.
So what do we have to do for the jammer?
I have to clear this base and then use, do the minigame.
Oh, there's a lot of them coming right now.
Like a lot coming from the south.
You got a job.
Oh god, that's giant.
No, kind of like an ungodly.
Sorry, are my arms broken?
Why does it seem like it's broken?
Okay.
They're all moving.
I got the outpost.
I'm out of ammo.
I'm out of steam.
I'm out of ammo.
And I'm stuck in barbed wire.
And I just got hit with a block.
You've hit an opening.
No, I'll try.
Okay, I'm switching through.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm juke.
I'm just looping wait, I'm actually different
Geez dude. Oh my god. You're the man. Oh my god. I'm dead. I am I think I'm gonna make is so crazy
So many sures. I
Am he's he's unjaming. He's unjaming. You're so close
I'm gonna finish it up. I'll defend you
I'm dead. I burned to death. Yeah, the flamethrower kills you almost instant. You go to like
Oh my god, I got swallowed into every enemy
That's fine. I'm gonna run towards next objective and prepare it
Fuck me
It's on cooldown fuck
Am I in the right spot? Yes
Okay, I'm doing hell bomb. No, you already called it. Oh another one. Oh, no, no
No, no, no.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
No, no, it's just gonna cool down.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm hiding.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on for 25 seconds, dude.
Oh, no.
I'm out of ammo.
Run, run, run, run.
I'm dead again!
I'm reinforcing you.
I'm actually safe in the other base.
You think this will break these two?
I'm gonna throw this.
I think.
wait this might the overall I should might kill it one second oh yeah I saw
that go down
okay I'm doing help up I'm too far you didn't kill it no I got it
okay I'm coming down
What?
I have all the lights on, I can do it.
I'm gonna help on brandale, I'm gonna help on...
Survive, friends.
Jesus, I'm getting backshots.
Oh.
Help on that, get it. Run!
Run, run, run, run, run, run. We're gonna win.
I'm remembering how you gotta kill their batteries.
Oh, yeah!
Let's get up, let's get up.
Which way is which way?
Oh god I'm paused
Oh I died I died
No I'm resting I'm resting
Jesus Christ
Okay all we have to do is get back to
Fuck I need to rest too
Uh
I got you I got you
We have plenty we have plenty
Um
What?
Oh
Ha ha ha
Everybody got a watch where I'm landing I guess
It's down this way
It's deep yeah
We just read everything we should get out car
Connor you piece of shit no more side quest
They take mine that what is that Mac right there?
Oh my god, I died immediately holy fuck that make is crazy. That's really close to you
Oh my god, this is a box engine that's crazy
Please don't land on my head corner
Joe you are so far Connor throw Joe ahead of you. Yeah, I got it we brought
we're so close to being done do we have to like call the ship then we do yeah
yeah we have to get there and then wait for it dude
come on all right fall C1 oh my god dude they're shooting cannon for me
good news and enemies here bad news we're playing for two minutes
Yo's got a way to couple
Not all I've shattered him on the
Yeah, it is so good, but it doesn't do that much
Wait, oh, this is what we're going over there. Nice. We're about to get out. Okay
I will say the shotgun was a horrible choice for this level. Yeah, the shotgun. I mean
That is my dish so far good.
Yeah.
Where are they all coming from?
I don't see anyone yet.
I'm not knowing, but I have an air strike ready in the hand.
A minute and a half.
They're calling everything you got.
Our ship is going to start landing on us.
They normally do, yeah.
Going down to century.
WC.
Throwing supply beacon.
number of balls marshmallow I swear it used to be insane like I could never be
to the mission I remember I used to see tick tocks of the level of enemies that
you would fight and it was actually crazy the level we did earlier was harder
than this yeah the six was way harder yeah love I mean love so much the solo
hop I did solo one that was beasts it was pretty impressive I don't even see a
single robot
What the fuck
Hey, did you boys? Well, I mean I guess
Level nine down I hear my turk going on a little bit crazy. No, I'm not that crazy though
Send an eagle
I wish I was a 3a
a little bit 30 seconds yeah there is like very huge coming out of some say
that the greatest hell divers to ever do it quite possible oh no huge tank wait
really yeah it's humongous tank east oh my god instantly jumping in the chef
fucking coming up blown up no
stansy oh like I'm luck to where's the ship watch out move you guys here's a
landing pad
guys you have to be heard one minute about didn't get it didn't get it didn't
get it I mean let's go man I really didn't expect to win it neither I'm
gonna find me for us damn well done lights oops gamers GG gamers that was a
That was a good one that was both five stars possible
Now it is the optionals sure
Why why do you do the optionals honorable duty? Oh dude, that's that's sad
They just got a lot of big credits you get there.
Wow, you get so many.
Yeah, you get way, way more.
Oh, big 1000 XP.
I think that's like more than we got in total.
Guys, we're helping.
We're the first ones to do any liberation there.
Yeah.
Yeah, we cracked that planet.
Mm-hmm.
Nothing like the first time we started it.
We started something.
We started a movement.
We should be in a Pepsi ad.
Yeah, look at the numbers. My shotgun was not firing
Connor holding it down Joe Bart
It was a big map it was a big map I will land on Joe
Lod 1500 friendly fire damage. He's just a guy. Yeah, but you know they don't put individual missions completed on here
Otherwise, it'd be it'd be looking crazy. I would be nice. Oh
My god, my weapon level up is insane
What is what? Yeah?
You're breaking ice. Yeah individual weapons. What happens if your weapon levels up? Can you do something to him? Yeah? Yeah, you can uh?
Customize you can add like oh
Oh, how do you for grit?
Just customize when you add your weapon. You change your weapon. It doesn't even say customers
That's a lock it in my space kit at noob. You might be a space kid at noob. I don't know
Yeah, nothing says cuss at all
Hi gamers
Gamers, this was a blast appreciate you so strong. That was great. Yeah, I'll see you in the fields of fucking battle next time
Appreciate you all doing it though. Seriously. Yeah. Yeah, it was awesome
So, take it easy boys. Yeah, flash night in Japan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bye, guys.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that was fun, bro.
Converse it up to like two thirty.
Yeah, Converse it up freaking late.
That man has to be tired.
Well, that was good, bro. I'm shocked we got the nine. I don't know why we got the nine.
I genuinely have no freaking clue what happened there, but I'll take it. No questions asked.
Yeah, that is sponsor one of sponsor week. Y'all, I will be live again tomorrow with
guess what? Another spot. What are the sponsors I have this week?
me look. Okay, that one's chill. That one's not a stream. It's an IG real. So that one,
no one will really see at least stream on C. We have a broadcast on Thursday or is it
Thursday or Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday and Friday, we're going to be streaming the
PUBG mobile tournament. Tomorrow, I am streaming American Shoah, Shoah American story.
That's it. So tomorrow's show American story Thursday, Friday is the PUBG mobile
Samsung event. And then Friday, I'm also watching.
Right. I'm also watching the Gamer Hood. Is there anything Saturday, Kelby?
Sponsor week!
No?
Oh, not bad then.
Only five days of it.
Will you play Helldivers again?
Yeah.
Dude, I have like 10 hours on Helldivers and they're not all sponsored.
It is just a fun game.
Um, check out this game I'm sponsored to play tomorrow.
I think it looks so fire.
It looks insane.
It is like if Japan, yes, I think the premise is Japan is a major power and America became
one of Japan's colonies.
The president is going to be in trouble every day at 5 or 6 o'clock.
This is insane.
You're going to get in the way of the president.
Hey, there's motorcycles! Yes!
You sold Texas to the Japanese Corp.
This kind of thing happened to me in a series of times.
Like, eh, like, it seems insane.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm going to believe in you.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm going to believe in you.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm going to believe in you.
You're too fast to go to the foreign city.
It's dangerous over there.
Anyway, we're going to play it tomorrow.
You know what?
We'll just leave that treat for tomorrow.
This has no release date though.
I'm playing the tomorrow.
I don't know if that's a leak, hopefully not.
it called it's called Shoah American story. It's developed by Neccom.
All right, boys.
I got a dip, though.
John Gleep is peak.
It is peak.
I got a dip, y'all.
Watch games calm.
What is that?
Wait, what is Gamescom?
It's in 30 minutes.
Oh, I can't.
I have a meeting at 11.
I would.
I mean, I'll probably watch it.
I just have a meeting.
I don't have to be at.
Otherwise, I would.
But I'm going to end.
I'm going to raid stands.
who's playing Project Zomboid.
And I'll be live tomorrow with Shoah American Story.
But appreciate y'all hanging out today.
Today is sponsor week,
which I know is ultimately kind of cringe
compared to just doing awesome content.
But we've done a lot of cool marathons lately
in I think good streams
and I'm trying to stack a bunch of sponsors
and pay for my wedding,
which I'll be able to do after this week quite easily.
so shout out. What the fuck? Well, relative Calbee. Relative. So anyway, appreciate y'all
being here for it. I really do appreciate it. Anyway, thank you for watching guys. I'm
out. Have a good rest of your day, everybody. Goodbye. And go say hi to Stanzy. See you
later. Goodbye.