you
you
I've been to any good shows recently.
You
Yo, yo
you
Oh my God, I'm muted, I'm muted, sorry.
well good afternoon guys
good afternoon
good afternoon
so that we had a bit of a wild night last night
and she got a little crazy
she got a little bit
crazy last night
yeah it was up bro
was up man
was up was up was up
hey bop thank you it was a lot of fun
There's a lot of fucking fun.
Alrighty, let's see, do I have dally quests?
I have to get one more leg kill on streets.
Yep, make killa from 50 meters.
What is this, survive on the location?
Reserve, oh, I have to survive reserve.
Yeah, I'm gonna re-roll this proper one.
Let's get a better killin' killa's gonna be
pain in the deck. I don't want to exit the location on ground zero. What's night sweep?
I'll find cultist knives
I'm in a scabs of the headshot from 150 meters on reserve how much XP is that that's not XP though, man
Many PMCs of the right or a leg shot
I'm not. I'm factory. Oh, that's
fine. Let's do that.
Still on the level 55 grind day.
Yes, we are. It's going to be a
while, brother. It's going to be
a while. It's going to be a
while. It takes. I mean, it
Need several million XP though
Several million XP
And then we'll be able to prestige nasty. Oh my god, bro nasty. Thank you so much dog 25 gifted. It's crazy shit
Thank you so much, man
Good Lord
Wow, I use so much of my rip ammo us. Thank you so much, brother
those of you that were hanging out last night late I appreciate you hope you have fun I had
a blast. Any fellas are around.
Ambitions are fun. I'm shocked how much fun I have doing them to be honest. I'm
I'm shocked how much fun I have of doing them.
I've been really enjoying myself to be honest.
All right, let's get in this raid.
Yo.
Yo, Raver, thank you, thank you.
You getting anxious?
Dude, I was getting,
I was fucking standing on my chair, bro.
I was standing on my fucking chair
Thanks, thanks for 29 months brother
Our shows a good time that one chick with the AK title that fucking robbed me
Got robbed by some Eastern European gangster baddie
and
the last night though we brought that ship back we broke even by the night
we broke even
I love it all I did and I did it did
if not I'm saying who's that
all that is
all that is
sweet yeah well i split queens on a hand of blackjack and we won both
i said fuck that i'm out
i said that's it i'm out man i'm out
wookie thank you very very much for the bitties brother
Thank you. You got blown up by Gus on streets, right?
Any luck with 45, I'm all. I can't seem to kill any more of it.
Well, I'm about to use it, so I hope so. I only use 45 for, like, meta.
That's all I use it for.
That's all. I don't, I don't use APs or anything like that.
What was this?
We'll be doing late night Gambastreams.
that we've done two of them so far yeah on the green website pic.com forward slash landmark
which I also just regular stream on too but we've been doing extra we've been doing extra
the
best of all,
at the wiki actually don't know look at the wiki your aft banks then
appreciate you brother it's a slippery slope can be how to be you know why is
the way you watch me do it well you let me do it be an idiot myself
I don't know. My daddy's leg
kills on factory but I have
another one that's leg kills
on streets. That kills on
streets.
We have to get one more from
20 meters on streets and then
we got about a factor and get
like eight leg kills should be
Should be fine
She'll be fine
My god, dude, okay, brother
Brother
Jesus Christ
Nasty, thank you so much, dude
Well, that's 50 gifted today. Thank you so much man. My god. Thank you very very much
Holy shit
I'm not like super into sports if I ever bet on any sporting event. It was just UFC fights. I
Bet on UFC fights
But like 20 bucks, you know, like nothing crazy
I don't follow enough other sports to like care enough to bet on it, right?
Like you have C-Fight. I don't know, it's fun.
I like it because it's one on one too. Like you just want your just two dudes beating the shit out of each other
And that's what your money's on. Like it's kind of makes it a little bit interesting.
Wait, Anderson Silva is fighting tonight? What are you talking about? Oh, he's not.
Boxing?
Boxing? Uh, low key? I want to watch that Andrew Tate fight.
I want to say Andrew Tate fight and that Jake Paul fight he looks like he's gonna get the
shit kicked out of him to be honest that one dude he's fighting his biggest fuck you they
They were like, they were doing the fights?
They're not the fights, they were like, you know, doing the face-off?
Oh, that guy has like a full foot over him, and his arm is the size of his fucking head.
Oh, he's not fighting an old man, he's fighting some 6'7", yoked up motherfucker.
I don't know, maybe it's rigged.
Maybe it is.
He's going to probably use that fight.
I'm going to guess.
That one looks like a bad matchup for him.
I
And your tates fighting some light I
Think he was on some reality TV show. I have no idea to me. I don't know who these people are
Oh, I think Caban's here.
It's probably a good thing that I don't know who they are, I agree.
Probably a good thing.
He's gonna kill Jake Paul. I mean, that's what it looks like. I don't like if you just
look at there's got to be more to it because if you look at first glance, like you gotta
think right? He's obviously picking him as an opponent because he thinks he could beat
of and he thinks it's like it's like everyone else that he's picked to fight
against it someone that he thinks he can beat that a lot of other people won't
think that he can beat because of the name or the reputation or things that
they've done in the past so what has happened where he thinks he's gonna beat
that guy
that's not just money he like he's he's very good at picking you know you
hate the guy but he's very good at picking fighters that are gonna bring a lot of attention to the
fight that he is very likely to beat like maybe he's just delusional as fuck now but everything
he's done in the past you know like everyone's like oh dude what uh you know my Tyson's gonna beat
the shit out of him like how much attention does that get and all these other guys and the
Anderson Silva and this and that like he's picking people that most would say he's gonna lose to and that gets him a lot of attention
I don't know
I mean, I don't know about that. Maybe I've seen some of the clips that look kind of sus,
but I don't know a young dude who trains a boxing being up a 60 year old guy with a bad
knee and fucking brain damage like that doesn't sound too out of the question to me, you
know, like
I
Could have been but I also don't doubt that you know like right an old guy like
It's not
Doesn't seem outrageous that you lose
But there's other guy looks like he's gonna eat him for fucking breakfast. So I don't know what the hell's going on with this one
15. My man, don't say give honor like Blue Wall, Versace Eros. It's Friday, my dude.
We going to...
Hey, is that... are we talking about a fucking cologne?
That's gonna be the wrong guy.
How the fuck are you not dead?
He's got a face shield on and I can't see.
He's got my move for me.
He's got a face shield. I've shot him like 70 times in the face. His head's gone...
Two years of cooling to you.
Oh, maybe I'm crazy like that. Jesus Christ.
I love America. Thank you very, very much. I just thank you as well.
Oh my God, bro. Why are they so insane right now? Holy shit.
He's not a prefireman. He's actually shooting me before I've been peeking. He knows
6mm RKRs. I am not too knowledgeable on them, I don't have any.
I would not be the best man to ask about that.
I don't get into a lot of these exotic, well actually I do have some weird calibers but I don't get into like that kind of shit.
Chamber and ARs and every caliber known to men, you know?
of
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
I need to get a leg shot kill on one of these guys.
of
the
There's my light shot. Why would you repeat that bro? You're crazy
I don't know why he would repeat that
get out of here we got what we came here for we got xp we got our last kill
get the fuck out
gotta go get factory kills now
and then we gotta go to
joe mama
There's a guy over there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
M4 Havre, I don't see him.
I don't see him. NAMMED!
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, sir.
How much time do I have left to discuss?
Oh my god, I don't have an hour left.
Oh, well we can't actually reserve two times in an hour.
Fuck, okay, I have an hour and 13 minutes to use that.
You gotta get eight.
Like kills on factory within an hour.
Plus two reserve extracts, I don't know about that.
Let's just go for the reserve extracts, the two reserve extracts.
8 PMC leg kills in an hour and 13 minutes on factory plus 2 extracts on reserve.
can be really quick. Be fair, yeah I can. I don't know how fast it's going to be.
Fuck your mask, old black!
I was like I didn't die.
All right, let's see if we get these runs done quick
Let's see if we can get him done quickly
Now that guy was really really fucked up
I
Were 13 minutes plus low
You man, I don't know forget all this done. It's up graphic. Hello
I've done the survey jet the survey yet or the jet ether. Thank you brother. It was a lot of fun
It was a lot of fun the jet or the
I haven't done the jet
Also, I haven't done a survey so I haven't done either of them I
Didn't see old man. I'm gonna do it
bad boy. One of these guys.
That one's fucked up.
The clock is ticking, the clock is ticking, we must go with great haste.
There's regular mags.
P.
P.
What key aspect, aspect, tar bank? What key did I use up?
Oh, I used check 13. That's fine.
Let's go, we need two extracts.
Need two extracts.
You see, when they looked this up on Twitter,
they were teasing this event.
There's some event happening in the game soon.
I don't know if they said when though.
We're gonna get frostbite and die. I'm gonna have to wear my yushanka for real papa
Thank you very much. Also can did fixes and hide and think of the subs guys Remy
Thank you for the four gifted subs. Thank you guys
Maybe we'll have to wear you shankers two of these
eight PMCs. I don't know if we'll get enough raids in to do that on factory, man. I think
eight is going to take too long. I don't think we'll be able to...
I'm
I'm
I'm not a big deal. I'm not a big deal. It's like 30 kxp. It's one boss kill. Basically,
it's not a huge deal. I should have just done it. I should have done more of these yesterday.
I kind of I thought I did all of them, but one. No, we've done a while ago. There's
video on my youtube channel but it's a video on my youtube, link it, it's a link it.
I'm going to be back.
There we go.
I'll put it in here too.
So, watch it there.
to you my man to you as well they can pick a wreck oh so that's one
we have rbdo hey dude let's go get Luke what the fuck is going nasty
oh my god
bro 25 again good lord listen i know we got a little bit rinse last night
on the slots but it's okay it's okay i swear it's okay thank you so much man
I made these in this, we'll take that.
Ain't nothing good.
A bunch of boo shit.
A boo shit.
Oh man, thank you so much for that, bro.
A little rinse?
No, we actually, we, oh, no, we got destroyed on slots.
Blackjack was very good to us, though.
My check was a very good test.
I just had to believe in my hard-to-get cards.
So I'm in all five pieces of exorbitant.
Well, that guy's been a world of pain.
Okay, he's got a little friend back there.
Cheesecake.
good eye? I could go for some cheesecake. I haven't had cheesecake in a while.
he's trying to hide his legs for me, maybe he couldn't hide them.
you cannot hide your legs here.
oh shit, I dropped a 45 round mag. well, I shot every bullet out of it, so I don't
I don't think it really matters, to be honest.
Cheesecakes sound pretty good right now.
That sounded pretty good.
I think that was the guy I saw right here in the beginning.
It probably was.
I have to guess it was.
Now how do you make zero sugar and low fat cheesecake?
Cheese plus cake.
I don't think there's anything so fat about it.
That does not compute.
Can?
Some kind of scientist?
Is Cheesecake Factory have good cheesecake or are they just lying in the name?
I know their regular food isn't that great but do they at least have good cheesecake?
as good as real dessert places. How they call cheesecake factory then?
Do they have anything good there?
I'll pre-frozen and mid at best, damn.
They really be doing that, they be doing pre-made, pre-frozen cheesecake.
The cheesecake is too sweet.
Well that I can see.
I don't like, I mean, I deserve it supposed to be sweet, but there's definitely a point
where you cross into the realm of this is just way too sweet that it's gross.
This is fire?
I haven't been to one since I was in high school.
I don't know how they are.
Any baking stream?
I don't know if you want to watch me bake. I don't know the damn thing about baking.
He's in here.
Shut up, Black Mokoi!
He's fucking running over here, man.
I mean, well, technically you bake a pizza, right? I could do that.
But like baking desserts and like pastries,
I might burn down the kitchen, I don't know.
Although wait, to be honest, is baking,
to just follow a baking recipe,
it can't be that hard, right?
Because baking is like a science, it's not art.
Well, I guess it is art,
but isn't it more science than like regular just cooking?
I guess it's just straight up like like legitimate chemical reactions.
Well, I mean Walter White was doing science and he was definitely an artist.
It's like the recipe is I think I guess isn't the art in making the recipe
and then the rest is just following the recipe.
It's just like mixing and putting shit in the oven.
It can't be that hard.
It's probably harder than the big kids' house.
It's gotta be harder than that.
I bet that you look good on the dance floor and I'd be paid, I'd be peed in and be peaked
accessories.
I'm going to create a boot right now to be honest.
There's different techniques to baking for the same ingredients yield different results.
But isn't that just part of the directions?
Like it's the way you mix it or how long you mix it for, like how much air you put
into something or like...
Think.
my favorite firearm in my collection.
60 or Beretta 93 are potentially just because nobody has those fucking things purely for
the novelty.
Reserve.
That's why EDC bred at 93R.
No, but I could, I could, to be fair, I could.
I don't know if I would, but I could and imagine getting
Trying to mug someone and they pull out of 93 are
That would suck that would suck
and
and
and
and
and
and
to get some macro
Hello
We do need to do a little update we do
that we do
and a foregrip on a pistol
I don't have it on hand, but the
Right at 93 R was a
That should have been a picture of it.
It has a folding foregrip, angled foregrip, and the trigger guard is super long, so you're
supposed to wrap your thumb through it in the slot.
So you grab it like this, and your thumb goes through the extra slot in the trigger guard.
And then they typically have, not typically, but they have a detachable like folding stock
that's like this and detaches it locks into the back of the grip and there's a pinhole
in there as well that it goes into.
This removes and folds up, but it's had a really weird height because this, I mean
I guess it's not really, but it's like super low really wacko gun
But they're neat and
They're burst fire
They're burst fire and you can technically make them full auto, but it's really bad for them and it damages the gun after a while
But they're three where they're semi and three round burst. Yep
There are seven known of them in the US that are legal. That's not true. I have one
There's not many of them in the US, but I have one. I don't think there's seven
I mean that would be sick if there was only seven, but I don't think there's only seven of them. I
Think there's very few of them
I don't know an exact count, but there's not many they didn't make many of them
they were never really like issued or used for like police or anything
since one day java
that's good Friday year one thousand seven hundred and seventy
that's hard to treat me thank you brother
Good room
Yeah
They are so expensive
I mean
Maybe nowadays but they they do make good guns and
and for the 2011 market they're not that outrageously priced with the whole market is that
outrageously priced?
This fucking guy died?
How is he not dead?
Okay now he's dead.
Good.
God that was an M1A.
That makes sense like the whole market is crazy with the prices but they're not outrageous
for the market.
Makes sense?
That should make sense.
Bop on the plates out.
swap out the plates.
All right, um, a long way to the extract again, and you get this, like, extract, CZBREND2.
I've never shot one.
I have an original CZBREND.
pretty neat
a 805 Bren, the OG, the OG, the OG, yep
the OG, the ugly gray, the ugly gray upper, yep
the OG, like, check ACR rifle
I think it looks sick, but it's ugly.
I guess we'll go this way.
I think it looks sick as fuck, but it is ugly.
It's gonna be quite a difficult extra.
553 or 551.
They're pretty cool.
They're cool guns.
They're not really great or anything, but they're cool.
of
the
I'm pretty pricey
I want the code from Gluhar so I can extract it, I haven't seen Mr. Gluhar.
of
the
of
the
of
I'm behind me, there's something moving behind me.
of
sky back there somewhere
Scab back now
Holding it up my bad that I kill things in my raids and I need more bullets to kill more things in my raid sorry I
Just won't load mags ever so I'll just never shoot anything my bad
my bad I'll try and you know negotiate with hugs and kisses next time we run
into an enemy the next guy that shoots an M1A in me I'll ask if he wants to
hug it out instead
my bad
my bad
I'm going to show you my app that's good.
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
I'm sorry, bro.
Thank you, Sinatra.
Alright, we got our daily done.
Not bad.
Two quick little runs.
quick little mark the room hits. There is an event soon. I don't know when I don't think they have
don't think they have said
Muscles and suppressors that are better than others. Yes. Yes. They all have different stats.
And now the suppressors have different stats for loudness, but I feel like you can mostly just ignore those
Just go by recoil and there we go
Extracting again you believe this fucking streamer extracting from a raid again, who is this fucking god man come on
Leave this motherfucker
the loudness really work it does now I don't know how much it affects it's new
for this wipe I haven't done any like testing or anything
at a casino night go we broke even saved by blackjack saved by blackjack
AK tattoo mommy stole a lot of my money though a little too much of my money
she stole from us
and the night moves
that scopes 25,000 holy shit
this is like a David Blaine
I don't know where you get these eight leg kills in 50 minutes on factory should I just
re-roll this do you think I get eight kills in 40 minutes on factory leg kills like I re-roll
it. I think we can get
something else. Eight zero
five factory extracts in 40
minutes. Eight zero. It's no
XP though. 12 scabs at any
location for no XP. I'm I'm
that's not happening. I'm on
this one. I think you about
should have kept the factory
extra. It's fine.
You can get like 40,000 XP on
some of those roles.
Biggie. We did all our leg met us. We can throw this vector away.
He's done it. I'm sorry that it's okay.
I fucked up before.
I fucked up before it won't be the first time
All righty, let's get our ass into a little raid.
All right, hold on. Let me grab food real quick. One second. I'll be right.
Ah, sushi again.
Sushi again.
I actually love myself for getting.
I love myself again, Susie.
Uh, no, no game, but tonight.
No game, but tonight.
We did a lot of gamble last night.
I want to get to the bottom.
Oh, maybe this is a weekend though.
Maybe tomorrow night. Gambo.
This Gamba. Yeah, if you're into
Gamba or you just want to watch on kick
because I also stream there.
Thank you for the five gifted subs and you kind of been thinking very very much and you
sat for everything.
It's not to think you ate them.
Thank you.
Clopes.
We can maybe do, um, you may be doing Saturday night.
I'm still thinking we're still messing around with the schedule and seeing what works.
it doesn't. But it's all in kick. So follow me there. Follow me
there if you're into that.
It's been a lot of fucking fun to be honest. And a lot of fun.
E.
E.
Thank you, Delito.
Sounds degenerate, though it is.
I got a little um seaweed salad, you know, brother, brother,
This guy man to 25 gifted again. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you.
Lord, thank you very much, man.
They're making rice from plastic bags in India.
Okay, that sounds like bullshit.
How could that be? Humongous! Thank you for all the humongous five gifted. Thank you.
How could that be, man?
I've been doing great and I'm in a great day for a week and where you make great soda
out of vinyl gloves. Okay, I did see that.
So I'm getting Indian plastic rice.
I mean, okay, making like chemical soda out of a glove
sounds more legit than making a grain out of a grain of wheat
out of a other thing.
update it.
I'm just going to go...
Oh.
What?
What?
I don't.
That's weird.
Alright.
Check that in the bed.
I'll check that on the bed.
Please stop shooting me Scab.
I even saw him up there too, why did I get headshot?
Why do I play this map, bro?
Setup literally ruins this map, they need to change that quest.
Legitimately makes this map not fun for anyone for the people doing it and for the people not doing it
Like I just don't ever want to play this map anymore because it's just
Everyone's doing setup just sitting with a shotgun and they're like really ruins the whole map
Rana empty hands. Thank you, sir. What is the below information?
We just provide us with the below information, there's no below information, I don't understand.
you
It's gonna ask
All right, I don't
I don't fucking know what map am I gonna go do now we go back to
Brad serve I suppose
Another month ready to see you prestige
We're working on it's gonna be a bit
We could, I mean I could do some labyrinths. Try some labyrinths.
I mean, that question probably be changed and definitely expanded to different maps in the game.
and
you should be able to
, what is happening to them and just runs the whole amount
It's a shit quest to do and it's a shit quest to play against people doing it.
It should be like kill scabs or something, not kill PMCs on setup.
You should be able to do it on like a few different maps.
It's also to what they've removed the you can't read the GSSH with the shanka this way for setup
So you just have no like hearing while you do it as well. Which makes it like extra dog shit to do
No, the earbuds suck your buds are not good
Do
Do I have
Fuck I have like no BS ammo anymore shit, that's not good
I do AK308 with like M881s.
I have a lot of M61s in shit.
Fuck it.
Lab risk analysis, observation key.
Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. I have
seen.
all righty
all righty
What is going on?
I know it's the weekend, but damn.
and
she died
for the
I'm going to go down, but in the long run.
All resties, thank you for the prime, bro.
the
Here we go.
Let's go!
Holy shit, it's loud!
Why is it so loud?
running and running and running and running with the hell's trammer ball
Is that a real thing?
What is tramadol?
Is it an IRL painkiller medicine?
Oh, because this is trimadol.
It's a synthetic morphine.
a lot of people on it. I've never heard of that.
That's a good thing I've never heard of it.
Oh, he got off, dude.
Oh, okay, wait, that's not...
Hey, get out! That's not...
I didn't mean...
I didn't mean to say...
I didn't mean to say that!
Ah!
Ah, fuck it. Shit.
Oh, don't come down here.
Yeah, I got off too.
Shit.
Alright, let me run the bathroom.
Hold on.
you
All righty.
all right Dave
need to um...
take care of something real quick
logic i love your fork in green next by the way which one is that
stormbreaker mate
Speaking of being an annoying for quits invert exclamation mark invert exclamation mark inverted exclamation mark inverted excl-
Mmm
I
Model that's the bottle like I'm gonna die this red guys. I don't know much faking this run
Just a model
You
Mm-hmm
As I get in green seaweed.
The green seaweed.
It's actually delicious.
Thank you for the five gifted subs, sir.
Thank you very much.
slow down, the sushi is going somewhere now, and my belly is where it's going, that's
all I got, that's all I got.
I got no more, I'm just, I'm seaweed.
Seaweed sound.
Boos, boos, boos, boos, boos, boos, boos, boos, boos, boos.
Rapallo?
Boos, boos, boos.
oh
Fred Rick thank you very much sir the man
the myth the chat Tony have an ice
stream there we go
There's one for you.
He was the king, that's the king, that's the king, that's the king.
What is that for, anyway?
He was the king, that's the king, that's the king, that's the king.
Love eats any kind of meat.
Thank you.
Thank you.
thank you how max eight months of getting guys off for a mile thanks for
the laughs my guy well I didn't say I got him off I just said that he got off
there's a difference you know
I fucking got this he just shot me in the throat and I almost died
That was almost really bad.
Hello killer!
I'm to papa!
I'm to papa!
I'm to papa!
Daddy's here.
I'm shooting M6 once.
I'm shooting fucking full auto M6 to one.
Shit's gonna die.
Really fucking quickly.
Like really fucking quickly. Like super dead super fast. Super mega ultra dead.
That's the key we need.
Tap all the bodies for the XP, maybe.
I can't even see which bodies want to just a fucking pile of them.
I
Hope you enjoyed brother. I am
You
I was gonna get the fuck out of here now
That's all we're here for.
That's all we're here for.
XP and ammo.
get it?
all of the ones you want.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What is that? That's the Bussy
burglar alarm.
Alert! Alert!
Your Bussy has been
burglarized.
Alert!
How much XP was that oh no the 60,000 XP.
I mean that was a lot XP.
I don't know if it was that fun, but it was a lot of XP.
I leave so fast because I don't care about the money at all in there, I literally am
just going for the XP which you go you shoot both of the bosses in the head and
then you leave because if you die if you die you lose all the XP that you got
basically
I
So you got a bunch of fucking BS ammo I
Care about the ammo too, which is what we got them all off the bosses
You got the ammo off the bosses and then go out of that shit
That's like 300 rounds of BS ammo, which is really good
You craft more M81.
Get the bodies dropped.
the
as the phantom did the other by his government name uncle Jim is the king
didler of bussy burglarizing he is the alpha and omega of balloon not untieing
and packing he is inevitable
not uncle Jim I don't make me relive my fucking childhood now
I'll make me really relive that.
Am I really going to do this again?
I really hate doing this.
That was a really good expo though.
What's thinking Noob, think Eric, think you sent it up?
Try like one more.
We'll see how that one more goes.
Give it the old college try, whatever instead.
All right, let's go let's go
Let's go give me one. I need to take care of something real quick. Hold on
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, business is done, sorry about that guys, I'm not apologize.
I didn't wash my hands. I didn't go to the bathroom. I didn't go potty.
We're running.
We're running.
We're running.
Maybe we need.
Thank you very much for six gifted subs, brother.
Thank you, Rave and Eek.
And maybe the five months as well.
Thank you, guys.
A little gooning session.
There's nothing little about the gooning sessions,
sessions but now that's not how it was, no. No, no, no. I just, I just sent an email and
I had to go look at something related to it, you know.
I made it a serial number.
So, thank you for the six months.
Oh, thank you, Bologna.
I really like steps. He deserves it. How are we gonna make this happen?
Where's mine?
Who the fuck's mine?
Fuck out of my face, scab.
I got things to do, man. Leave me alone.
Cut around here. We'll go straight ahead. We check right. Nobody's there. Unlock the door.
Pray I don't get blasted from behind. Open the door. Boom.
Drop down. In the hole.
Interact. Confirm. Exit. Eat the fish. Boom.
and then we drink the water drink the water, drink the water, drink the water
Now we're good. Now we enter. Now, we enter. Am I the only one that sometimes doesn't understand
how email chains work in fucking Gmail and it shows emails like 20 times.
Is that ever confused you guys sometimes do?
It just it's like put in conversation mode.
Wait, how do I put in conversation mode?
It's just like.
I don't even know if the order is all fucked up, like, just me?
It's not even showing them in the order. The email changes. I don't understand the shit.
Is there a way to like have a display differently than this?
Settings, see all settings, conversation view.
Maybe it's because I'm using the stupid iOS app.
that the problem that's probably the problem right
that
uh...
the same exact scenario we had last week
Actually the same spawn, same key-spawn.
Our changes to last. I don't understand why it doesn't just show the first messages at the top to bottom.
And then...
You fucking killed T'Jella, you motherfucking bitch!
We died. Wait, did I kill him too? Did I fucking double kill? I fucking killed him too, they
oh I'm cheating I'm cheating bro
I'm cheating
It's time to fucking go boys
Don't cheat leave
Little cheat leave
Mr. Pizza will meet you
Big titted farm girl that will ask you to slap her but when she pass when you open her a door
We'll give you her lap and call you a good boy in trying times. Trust me, bro. I saw it all
That's everything I ever wanted in life
That's everything I ever wanted in life
Thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you, sir. Thank you
Cuz Yuri Boyka
Yuri Boyka
I
Yeah, no, I'm gonna get off a labyrinth it's just it's too much like
Load into a raid run to the door load into an x-ray kill some shit leave immediately. It's
and
I
Dog shit viewer experience. I agree
I'm a man of the people too. I'm all about the viewer experience
All about the viewer experience
We're not here to level up as fast as possible, we're here to fucking have fun and party.
That's right.
I mean maybe you guys aren't here to party, but I'm here to fucking party.
that's all I'm here to do
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
Wow 50 months. It's gone fucks on the first date with them six ones. So I'm gonna tell you that I
Will tell you that for sure that shit fucks
Surge kit, yup.
Helmet repair, yup.
11, should have got to check 13k.
I'm not gonna go to check the team. We don't need that
Harbank abandoned, okay
Do I have daily quest yet? Oh, I do daily quest daily quest daily quest
PMC's on shoreline
Today before that I took some shrooms those birds started talking to me and shaking their astimid was crazy
After that I pulled my pants down and shaped my ass back. It was weird because he and hot in a weird way
I don't know what to say
Shaman three Eshmarks and six syringes for 28,000 XP is that a good deal?
Stractor D2 for 35,000 XP
eliminate scabs on customs less than 20 meters for 40,000 XB found in raid
emergency water ration and escrow ration well let's just crafting I can craft
syringes
why are we twerking for
Yeah, I'm going to ask.
Oh yeah, there's my water ration right there.
crafts or engines that I can't wait.
Hello, Antonio.
Hello.
Hello.
You know where you are.
are
All right, so what do we have we have to kill scabs on the course can change up our map selection
We distract three times through d2
Is that motherfucking worth it?
Sure, why not why the fuck not
I
The hell not
But the one on customs 16 scabs less than 20 meters on customs
Sounds like dorms and just sounds like dorms
That's definitely a dorms angle
the AC in here a little bit it's easy as fuck yeah I just didn't really want to
go to customs after the last debacle of the customs
Okay, it's the blame.
that's kind of sick
I think the final match it depends on the day yesterday was pretty quick all day for
matching but it just varies sometimes it takes a while sometimes it takes not a
while it's been all over the place to swipe with the matchmaking
DLSS and scopes fixed last I looked and now I also haven't even been using I
I haven't even been using scopes to swipe, I've been doing hollows only, I don't know.
I was doing scopes and then I just stopped.
I've used these in scopes here to turn up the LSS.
Let's turn it off.
SRO is Mitter.
I still like the hollows better.
I still like the hollows better.
That's the Alexa Beta.
You
I
See if we get these kills I can honestly
If we get the crazy customs
Dorm spawns we could kill 16 scabs in a red
Believe that
Had a last night's trip end up
about even
Out even not a bad trip. Not a good trip, but not a bad trip. Yeah
It was who was looking way worse for a while
We're gonna way worse for a while we're down in the dumps. I
Was I was swimming in the gutters for a little bit
But yeah, we're just swimming in the gutters, man.
No, we went up to like 4,200
and then we went down to like 600.
So bad.
We were way down.
And then we came back to like 25.
So we were about where we started.
It's crazy.
Split Queens on Blackjack, on Blackjack, one ball to hands, took it and left.
I said I'm out after that.
Oh 20 meters get the fuck over here scab
Well, yeah, that's you know, that's how it's gotta go
That's how it's gotta go
I was in Vegas and I hit $1,800 on the slot.
I'd be alright.
I'm done.
See you all later.
Let me say that.
All right.
Good trip, guys.
See you back home.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I need more scabs.
15 more.
Hello?
You're a bad habit.
Thank you sir.
You guys are quapping.
Thank you for the gift as well.
Thank you sir, yes McWappen, thank you for the gift as well.
Rally, that's less than 20 meters, right?
Poorly
Masha'Allah the Bambus
That's a guy doing setup
I've never hit that fucking maid anymore.
Oh, I killed him.
I hit it.
Fuck yeah.
He's pissed. All right, bud. I'll set up for you. No set up for you, my friend.
I killed him he was groaning very faintly he was very quiet though
thousand year olds and there'd be more guards like there's none of guards here
and that stream is different well it is audio and video gets like it's like
compressed almost I don't have compresses the right word but you're not
getting the exact same audio video that I am. Impossible.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
There was a guy on the left, but that looked like a guy prone on the fucking floor.
of dick's your shit
A lot of dick's he just ate.
Don't eat one dick eat two dick's two bags of dick's
What is not enough for you you are a hungry fella
Double dick, oh shit
With that double dick
That double dick
That guy's looking you look a little malnourished we're gonna feed him
All right, so we've only killed one scav, I'm pretty sure we heard a guy in a two-story
shoot has gone before. Pretty sure. There's just no scabs and dorms right now. Probably
because Rashal spawned here, but we didn't get to kill him.
Oh, that is a guy.
That is a setup guy right there.
All the scabs are dead.
I mean with the right ammo, but that goes for anything.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I just hang out here long enough to keep coming, man, they should.
I'm worried about a two storey guy.
Oh, I don't have a marquee, so I'm not even checking it.
All right, I'm going to have one.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't loot it.
That was not a key.
I'm going to check them. I don't think I looted this bag. He might have some
goodies. He doesn't have a bag.
I did loot it.
This is backpack then.
Hold up. Where's this backpack?
This is backpack.
It's not any marked amount of backpack. What the fuck is it?
the
the
the
the
the
I got a little squirrelly.
I got a little bit squirrelly right there.
more scabs to moscavs
Bye.
7 out of 16.
I don't know what that guy's backpack is up.
But you would think someone would have an open mark for him without a backpack, but maybe
he's just crazy.
Maybe he just doesn't care.
He didn't pick up the cat statue, that's true.
I mean, I didn't pick it up either.
I don't remember where the red PCs are as dorms, they're just on second floor, I think.
Check balcony already? I don't think you had a backpack.
I think he just didn't have a backpack.
Just looking for key cards or something.
Not how I would do it, but...
That's not how I would do it.
I'm not done overseer key now. I've been in that room basically since they added it.
Or in any of the arena key rooms for that matter.
I don't want to hear no scabs.
We'll get a few gas stations on the extractor to finish this quest up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
There's one scab.
Are you in here?
Yo.
Wanko, thank you for the seven months flat, thank you for the pram, a wapo, thank you for the two gifted subs, thank you, fellas.
Somebody's got to tell these guys to stop messing with me, man.
Can I tell these guys to stop messing with me?
I am not one to be trifled with, little boy!
I'm a man!
You do not want to trifle with me!
You have never seen such power in your life!
They never learn.
They never learn.
And coming scabs.
Got them.
Got a scab down, Roger 10-4.
These guys are bad. We need to get closer to kill them.
Moving into position to engage targets.
Engaging. Targets eliminated.
Contact to the rear.
I can't see that on the sky, but it's the other one.
I'm going to debate on the 20.
About 20 meters.
About 20 meters.
Three more. I think we get three more.
I just read.
You definitely get to read more.
You fix my arm real quick, if something bad happens because of that.
the arm back to the arm holder.
3 more, we'll look over yonder, the K308 is from, I believe, Test Drive, one of the
test drive quests.
Wrapper level four.
I just fixed that fucking arm come on oh my god I just fixed it
his gun was pushed up against the thing going sideways so when he shot it shot me
even though he wasn't even facing me.
Crazy scabs.
I want to come back here for two scabs and sideways it's a kill shot fuck what movie
is that from?
I remember the movie it was um back from the office was in it there's not a date with
some chick no it's not 40 year old virgin it's not it's not 40 year old virgin date
I think that is what it was, date night.
It's the same guy from 40 year old virgin.
40 year old virgin, uh, 40 year old virgin is a good movie.
shit I can relate to him now honestly I feel like when I watched it when I was young
girl I was like man this guy is a fucking loser and now I'm like damn that guy is fucking
awesome shit I don't want a collection like him right Captain kid thank you honestly
I bet you if I rewatched it dude this guy is a shit I want to be friends with that
I'd be his friend.
Got him, kid. Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you very, very, very, very, very much.
Zonesy, they've been 26 months, bro.
Where are my two scavs?
Matt, if you were two scavs,
where would you be hiding from me right now?
Build the beans.
Oh, two scaps, two scaps, two scaps, I found them.
I got it close to...
Quick line of sight!
It's wing left!
Oh my god, we're gonna die!
Wing left!
Hold it.
Used by the van.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Blem, bleb, bleb, bleb, bleb, bleb, bleb, bleb, bleb, bleb, bleb blujaw!
Alright, there we go. We got our 16 kills just like that. Boom!
Bada bing, bada boom, bada pow! We're good!
I'll watch it.
Sometimes I'm missing you play the new Spielberg teaser disclosure day.
Is that a there's a movie disclosure day and is it Steven Spielberg film?
I'll watch it.
This is called disclosure day.
Alien.
Now where the aliens disclose their giant alien cocks to us?
I already saw that movie.
Is that what happens?
Disclosure day.
Or is that when the government discloses on that day
that they have been in contact with alien life forms?
It'll be either one.
It could really be either one.
Ski or cross.
Please take my sump.
Oh don't make me take your sub please no anything but your sub oh no oh no poor me
Thank you for this up thank you
Fuck, I can't get any more plates.
So all of this, sell sell sell sell sell sell sell.
Ragman, boom, good dot, come over here.
that boom boom boom boom boom boom boom bang bang bang boom drink that grab
another one of these boom
and
and
I sold the full med kit. Yeah, I meant to do that. I don't like that med kit. That wasn't a good med kit.
You understand that high level of gameplay that we just witnessed? Apparently not.
Let's get it on.
Oh, you need another propatel?
Come over here.
Alright, what am I looking at? Disclosure Day?
YouTube.
Disclosure Day.
on and on and on
this closure day official teaser limited this drop
three days ago
and I have three pixels, hold on
If you found out we went alone...
If someone showed you...
Proved it to you...
Would that frighten you?
Good morning Kansas City.
Let's take a look at today.
Let's... Let's...
Today is...
Today's...
I
Want to break know the truth has happened. I don't know what's happening seven billion people
What is it? You believe me if I told you I'll see a little naughty show you
What are you going to do?
Full disclosure to the whole world.
All of us.
Well can they like enter people's bodies?
They can take control of people remotely?
Is that what just fucking happened?
He moved his hand like that, and she moved her hand like that too.
Hand, hand!
Together, clap!
This is some big brother shit!
I don't know what the fuck we just watched, I watched it, shit I watched it, why not?
Can we disclose the Epstein files while we're at it too or?
Isn't that supposed to happen today?
Wasn't the deadline today?
Isn't today the deadline for that
It says okay
It says redacted. I mean it probably does
They did some of them, of course heavily redacted, bro
We should overthrow the government like the minecraft government, but like really we should
Release the fucking files bro. Don't redact shit release them. What are we fucking doing? These people all suck
They all suck they're all in it and they're all just protecting each other because they're all in it
Yeah, bullshit, but both of us it would have matter which way you voted those files are
never getting released because the entire like government is in it doesn't matter what
side of the aisle you're on about this they're all in on it.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. Democrat, Republican, Woozy, O'Azzi, it doesn't matter. They're
all in that shit.
with a volatile thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
not the worst room. Not the
waste, not the best.
Thank you for the five gifted Uncle Buck. Thank you. I do the key card now. I've done
the story. Sell it. Sell it. 400k. Not bad. A little more than 400. I'm going to see Avatar
3. I don't think I ever even saw Avatar 2. So I don't know about Avatar 3. I saw the
first one a long time ago when it came out and then I don't think I ever watched
the second one the second one came out what like 20 21 or something
pissed me off it does piss me off what am I gonna do about it you know a lot
things a lot of things piss me off that I have no sway over so I just I just keep
on living man that's all I can do I just keep on living
of the
of the
of the
of the
So, no, I probably won't watch Avatar 3 to answer a question, but I probably won't.
I'm telling you, it's so much money you barely remember it.
It's because of, it's not because of the story, I mean, the story, like, I remember
not being a half bad movie but it's because of the technology at the time of the film.
The technology of that film at the time was like groundbreaking.
I don't know if it was groundbreaking but it was really impressive.
That's why I got so much attention. It wasn't because of the movie itself.
win three of the top five movies of all time. Avatar?
That was over there.
If the third one's not even out, how can it be a top five movie?
Not even out.
Top five IGN.
Oh, I mean it might be an IGN top five.
We've seen how they review things though.
They just make shit up.
The largest grossing film ever.
But that doesn't mean it's the best film ever.
Is it still the largest grossing film ever?
Avatar 1 is I thought something came out that beat it.
Or am I thinking of video games?
Avatar is really the highest grossing film ever.
Wait, even?
Is that inflation adjusted?
or is that just raw dollar value?
Nothing's done more than that with inflation.
The avatar came out a long time ago.
and
everybody's fucking dead down here man
I did d2 ago we have to extract from d2
What the hell is going on with the wind?
What is going on with the wind is number one?
What is that?
Holy fucking scab.
Oh, it does a p.m.c., bro!
What the fuck, scab?
Are you crazy?
Are you out of your damn mind or what?
Oh, I sure hope I don't explode and open this door.
Nice, we didn't explode.
Fuck, yeah.
So gone with the wind.
gone with the win 1939 romance war movie
I've never seen it wait that's the highest grossing movie of all time and
Adjusted for inflation a movie in 1939 idea. I don't give a dumb
Really
Wait, that's actually kind of mind-boggling how the fuck is that true?
How did it get so much exposure in 1939?
Love you tell me say hi. I would think that nowadays movies would do way more. Well, I mean I guess on average. I probably do
There's so much more marketing and exposure and ways to view movies now.
I thought that movies back then wouldn't even do anywhere near the numbers they do today.
I
Tannock even the Titanic's not that old the Titanic Leo Leo was in the Titanic. It's not like an old movie. It's you know
But 1939 old I
Was alive when the Titanic came out
So, it's can't be battled.
Alrighty, I'm gonna get two more survives on that one.
Oh, no. Let's go.
Let's go get my survey reward. What's the reward? I haven't done my survey
He meantime 1939 viewers if someone here was alive in 1939, I owe you a cookie. I owe you a cookie
I'll put on some Dio as well.
From Dio.
1939 was fucking 86 years ago.
If you're born in 1939, you're 86.
If you are alive and watching that movie in 1939, you're probably 100 years old.
I'll give you two cookies.
If anyone here is 100 years old they're gonna be two cookies.
God damn.
I'll make sure they're extra soft cookies so your dentures don't fall out and you eat them.
You're on your own.
That doesn't count at all.
I'm not impressed by that.
ever see Seahawk accidental two-point conversion.
Is that a movie?
Yeah.
Is that a movie?
No, I've not.
When did that movie come out?
I'm trolling.
I understand that it's referencing football.
No, I didn't see it.
That happened late last night.
What happened?
Who's got a clip?
I was, I would hope that was pretty obvious that I was trolling,
but I did not see what happened, though.
I don't even fuckin I don't even fuckin I mean watching football man
That car frame fell into the dark.
To the basement we go!
Oh, that's not what the basement is this way ne-yo
Neon
Thank you for the five
Subs
Like I'll keep that alien movie. What is that alien movie come out? I watched that alien movie
I still be still be streaming when I'm 86
If I'm still streaming with 86 give me all your twitch problems for real
Shit man
I'm gonna be streaming bingo night in the retirement home when I'm 86
We're gonna be so fuck fuck kick late night Gambit streams bro
We're gonna be streaming bingo night instead. It's gonna be crazy
Me and all the old-timers
We played blackjack where we played bingo
Talk about a B6
C24
18 months land daddy Merry Christmas you filthy animal. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Also, I think we can do bingo stream for real.
I think they have bingo.
Actually might be able to do that.
We can do landmark after dark bingo.
Oh, f**k, you f**king bastard!
You bag of dicks, you s**t!
Gonna kill you all, bastard!
What the f**k are you doing?
Come on, f**k, come on, come on!
come on
let's go, you're coming
i'm gonna get him a lot
Oh
This guy has actual like how do you not even try to evade the grenades like you're just
sitting there like I don't know how you're even alive.
I don't know how you're even alive.
You should be dead to the grenade.
I'll be dead to the great lead.
I'm going to nerdy, thank you very much, thank you for it, thank you hot tech, thank
you feathers.
I thought I killed them on the first swing. I thought there were three. I didn't kill
this. I shot him in the face with an M80, I look like. Done now. That's all that really
matters. The ostrich strategy, that's right. Looks like he's using the ostrich technique.
You don't see this employed very often, Cotton. It'll be really interesting to see how this
This works out for average Timmy average Timmy's versus the Globo gym, the Globo gym purple
Chad's when average Joe's wins at the end hold on that doesn't work out.
average chads versus the globo gym purple timmies the globo timmies i don't know you get the point
you get the point
and people know that reference no there's no way bro I know that dodgeball came out
like 20 years ago but there's no way that that is like a non known reference what are
talk about. How could that be?
Anonymous! Thank you for the five gifted insoms. Thank you.
You're better, better, better, better, better, much better. Thank you as well.
Well, thank you.
You can't convince me that people don't watch all that's such an icon.
Oh, my pussy hurts.
Oh, I've been sitting in T2.
My pussy hurts so much.
Oh, it's leaking.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my pussy's leaking.
oh no I'm doing surgery I hope some big beefy Chad doesn't come clap my
fucking cheeks brother oh no oh no I'm doing a second surgery oh I'm so alone and vulnerable
Oh, oh.
Oh no, I'm doing a third surgery, ooh.
I hope he's not a crouch walking up the fucking hallway.
That would be terrible.
No he's not.
He's letting me fucking just do surgery. He's letting me do so
He shut the door he ran away
He's the last in the door
Should we engage face mask maneuvers
He's got dog shit out of a face mask maneuver engaged
I'm gonna repair my fucking- I'm stuck, I'm stuck, dude.
What's happening?
And it just canceled the surgery.
It just fucking canceled the surgery.
Why didn't do that?
I guess I'm doing a fifth one.
Doing drugs.
Eat bagel of geeks!
Don't fuck with me!
Fuck him die, scab!
If you're in here and you kill me, you're gay!
Just know that!
Oh, are you in here?
Yeah, actually, we might have extracted it.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Well, I guess he's straight. He didn't kill me. He didn't kill me, bro.
I should have left while you had the chance.
You should have evacuated when you had the chance.
I'm surprised he didn't run.
I
Should have pushed a lot of me heal yeah, but I was baiting him to push me like if I hear him push down that hallway
I canceled the surgery I walked down the stairs under the little thing
So he comes out looking for me and he doesn't know RM and then I back up and I shoot him he does
I had a plan the whole time if he went down that hallway he was more than likely dead
I'm going to use the same phrase as the E-Bag of Dicks.
It's just a random in combat phrase.
You can't specifically pick that one.
Just a rainbow in the dock or a rainbow in the dock.
I think we got one more extraction to do.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
Hey, that was me in D2, haha.
I guess you're just better, GGS.
I was doing backdoor for Mechanic on my wife's boyfriend's account.
Hope to see you in D2 next trade.
door for mechanical my wife's boyfriends account hope to see you in d2 next trade
geez man ggs
geez let's go congrats on this better luck next time other better luck next time
Um, fuck.
I need an S mark as well.
Yes, Marks.
And I need a new surgery, kid. Yes.
Have you played PUBG Black Budgets?
Week two after.
No, and I've heard not great things about it.
No cap the order goes, Mount Olive, Blasic.
I've heard not great things about it.
I've heard not great things about it.
Those ships is 12 inches plus and real sound.
logic my little pod champ logic my little pod champ
thank you brice thank you brice it's the worst game you've played in a very long
time I've heard I was gonna say mix things about I just heard not good
things about it. I've heard mostly just negatives about it which makes me a bit sad.
I think the best way I heard it described to me was it has the name PUBG in it but it has nothing
to do with PUBG in terms of even gameplay mechanics. Which is kind of strange to me because PUBG
actually has good gameplay mechanics. I craft eschmarks, but I can't craft the eschmarks.
Shit, I need M-sharks. Oh, I got M-sharks. I don't need to leave them.
So once more did anyone say a land is cool
But
Wait, there's no way it feels like DMZ it feels like con did not see the Epstein disclosures
Hey to set one two and three oh
Oh, there's, wait, there's pictures. Wait, they got pictures? Hold on, wait.
Data set one.
This is from fuckingjustice.gov.
View files.
I'm not going to get a picture of Bubba, okay, so we're lifting weights, I'm not going to
Okay, I mean, that's fucking weird.
This place just looks weird already.
What the fuck is that?
Okay, we like to box.
All right.
More boxing.
Alright, this is just the gym.
This is the Epstein Island gym.
Hold control when you click a
link. You're right. You're right.
We're now going to exit out of
it.
623.
We already looked at these.
Play on
All right, what the fuck is that's an elevator
Dude, this is a weird looking fucking house I wouldn't this looks like it's out of the shining I wouldn't want to live in that
This place just looks fucked up
I just looked at that 32
33 we have these all the same file what?
All right, nothing crazy yet
Okay, what the fuck is it wait what the fuck is this picture who the fuck is that bro
He's got that in the shitter that's next to the shitter
We're looking at the Appstein files
So that's a person I mean it could be we don't know who it is or what they were doing
all shit is so creepy. I'm going to keep going through those. So is there anything like actually
like kind of wacko in there? Have you guys looked through all that?
There's nothing. I'm sure they want you to see. Yeah, well, we'll never see the actual pictures.
What's up? Is it just a bunch of pictures that they released today?
What the Epstein files, or did they actually release like documents and shit?
The documents
Wait, what do you mean they're behind a cube?
Thanks for everything.
Thank you, Ron.
Wait, there's a queue.
I have to wait in a queue to download the files?
Your estimated wait time is less than one minute.
minute, I'll...
So, there's like nothing incriminating in the files, there's no, they're not going to
show specific people or anything like that too, right?
Clinton's in it. Just old bills in it.
You want a Bill Clinton with someone in a tub.
It's not illegal to be in a hot tub with another person if we don't know who the other person is or what was going on. You're right?
We got shooters up ahead.
We got shooters.
Nice, nobody opened all this.
fukin' die, scab!
what the fukin' redhier?
fukin' die, bro!
fuck you
fucking red here
fuck you doing bro
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
you fucking die
Well, I'm just- That's three of them.
That's three of them right there.
Just mowing them down, baby.
Just mowing them down.
Three dead BMCs in the showers at Reserve Ranch.
That deserves a quick crime.
Those guys got slammed.
Holy shit, I just walked in and mowed the first two guys down.
I don't know who I'm gonna be following the most.
What the fuck is that gun?
Oh, I killed PewDiePie.
Wow.
This third take your kit.
Hmm, I'm on.
This left shoe as well.
Some MADs.
Alright.
I don't know, the stacks of MAD, yeah, because you emptied the M60, there should be MAD
maybe it's in the ring that's on the ground
that's the backpack actually
where's the fucking M80 then
yo
Yeah, thanks chub.
And chub.
Thank you Saibots. Thank you very much. We have to. I need to find three found and
ready for my kids. How am I going to get three fountain-ray
turnipids out?
Floods?
Scabs.
Oh, I have to go to G2.
Street stuff of bags. Could be scabs as well.
Gonna go down. We're gonna go down.
And then I'll finish up this quest hopefully. Nobody's down here though. Kills me.
And then figure out the M-Shark Eshmarks.
The M-shirts.
Nobody's down here.
Okay.
Alrighty.
Open the gate!
Thank you, Chewbabs.
Thank you, brother.
Alright, now about a little 3K right there.
Finish up our G2 extract as well.
Mm-mm.
Banana bread
So, a lifetime.
I need to get more bitcoins have been negligent on my bitcoins oops that's not a coin trade
fuck you Tony fuck me what fuck me what did I do I didn't do anything
Oh, I didn't do I didn't use lead gem
I didn't use my gem bra
One collection.
Supporting Jake Paul in the fight.
Yeah, I'm going to be the guy. I'm going to come over to his corner in between rounds and I'm going to score water in his mouth.
I'm going to be that's how much I'm going to support him.
Mm-hmm
Is he fires this fight tonight
Is that tonight my game froze
Oh
Please.
I'll remember Wardle got some M88 ones, some explosive mayonnaise.
I
Rock thank you, Raleigh, you're
Here
It's in five hours
Hypothetically speaking where could I watch this fight? I totally hypothetically without spending any hypothetical money
Would there be a place that I could
Replace that I could oh wait on Netflix
Wait, he's got that shit on Netflix?
Damn.
Okay, Jake, get that fucking money.
What the fuck?
He's getting that Netflix money?
He's getting that fucking Netflix money?
Damn.
I
The cash grab is always I mean what else do you expect people aim them shit if I was boxing people
I'd be cash grabbing as much as I could as well
Shit man
Whatever you have to do I have to get m sharks
Yeah, I need three M sharks.
We're going to get three M sharks.
Breeds.
Call Basta, I'm very sorry to hear that man.
Best wishes to you, bro.
I'm very sorry to hear that man. Best wishes to you, bro.
What is that? Um, the fight with, what's his name? The bald guy?
The bald chest guy. Andretate. What is his fight?
That's tomorrow. Oh shit. Okay.
Damn.
What can I do about this?
Oh, shit.
Ah, yes, the files. Yes, yes, yes, the files. When does this end? Two days.
Yes, yes, yes, the files. The files. The files with nothing in them.
Alright, now who's in the fucking picture with Mr. Epstein right there?
I
Mr. Jeffrey who is that next to you? Jeffrey who is that?
What is he got like some moccasins and robes and
What the fuck kind of shit did they have what is is that like a king hat?
That's a holy hand grenade. What is that?
This is a creepy ass place.
This is like not a normal looking house.
Okay, what is this?
What kind of machine is that?
That's an oxygen machine.
That's an oxygen machine.
What is that the CPAP that looks mighty crazy for a CPAP that's a milk
machine it's the epstein milk machine holy shit it even rhymes dude the
Epstein milk machine. Fuckin' A, bro. God damn. What thread count has he got on this?
I can't even read the thread count. Are these what, wait, are these waterproof bedsheets?
What's the difference?
Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Why do you have
waterproof bed sheets Jeffrey?
Why do you have waterproof bed sheets, Mr. Jeffrey? What are you doing?
Oh, he's got labels. Hold up. What is that?
A special? Does that say special? Hold on.
Does that say special bed linens?
bed linens nice pillows and what is so special about the linens Jeffrey why are
they special nice pillows those are not nice pillows that shit looks like I'd
have it in a fucking jail cell and where it says rice that doesn't say rice
I thought it says nice. It says rice.
Well, maybe it says mice.
Might say mice.
Wait, does that actually say rice?
What the fuck is a rice pillow?
I looked that up on stream, what a rice pillow is, rice.
A rice pillow.
Okay, people use rice pellets, I guess.
I want to know more about these special linens.
What's so special about the linens?
Wait, is it a rice pellet?
Is it supposed to absorb the liquids?
Is that...
Is that why they have all the rice on the bed?
So is this soak everything up?
Oh, no.
Oh no man, it's through the liquids, oh shit.
Oh no, Jeffrey be squirting in bed.
God damn.
Fuck man.
What?
I don't know what's worse than that or the milk, the Epstein milk machine.
Which one's worse?
Which one is worse?
fucking die
fucking die
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That sent me for a spooking.
Well, well, well, I wonder what we'll find next in the files.
I wonder what is going to come up next.
What?
One.
Oh, damn.
Ice.
Two!
Shhh! Stop your wine.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
The Alton, huh, yeah.
Oh, the Yee Alton.
Wait, can these guys have M-Sharks on them?
Oh, imagine they got it right.
Oh, BP ammo, whoa, whoa, slow down, Buster.
Oh, there, aren't there.
You slow your roll right now.
Night stick, it's like 15 cats or nothing, badly.
I've been on streets for less than three hours so I don't know where you've been.
That sounds like a you problem
Looking for m sharks right now
I'm gonna find me some m sharks. I don't think he's got some part of them sharks
the S S March and S mark the tourniquet thing the full roll up don't even full roll ups
I'm Shark.
You, yo, you sweet ninja time.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You had a real man that's only in thinking as well for the gifted subs.
Sir?
The link for the Epstein vids? I don't know if there's any videos in the files.
Other videos?
There's videos? Holy shit, that is not a way that's crazy.
Wait a second.
I mean for the audio, I like the Epstein audio book.
Let me get the fucking audio book.
I want that shit narrated to me.
I heard that Clinton's in the hot tub with somebody, yeah.
You know, I bet you Clinton, Bill Clinton was like,
though, you know, one friend in the friend group
that just like, he can't stick up for himself
and everyone just picks on him nonstop?
That was Bill.
That was definitely Bill.
He definitely just got picked on
by the entire Epstein friend group.
They just bullied the shit out of him.
I guarantee it's like, oh, you're the president?
Man, fuck you.
Pussy.
Yeah.
Get down, sharks.
Oh, oh, sorry.
Should I call my his real name, Bubba?
I call him by mother
You think you think that was it he got like
Blackout drunk or like I don't know what kind of crazy drugs they do and they were like hey, you know be hilarious
Trumpers is like, you know what be hilarious? I'm gonna make them suck my dick
Yeah bills past that on the couch. Let's see if he goes for it
Jay, thank you very much for the prom.
Oh man, there's no video of that too.
I would not be surprised if that happened.
It's like the equivalent of drawing dicks on your friend's face in Sharpie Marker
where he passes out on the couch.
Cranked up a notch because these people are sickos.
They also couldn't have been doing the bell in there, yeah.
There's a, hold on, there's a butt plug in the, it's not a butt plug in the files, oh
no, it's not.
They got a butt plug in there?
I mean, I bet you they had a ton of those.
I just don't know if they're in the pictures.
I don't know the pharmacy for my m shorts.
from my m shorts
What if the reason that Trump and Hillary hated each other for so long is because him
and Bill were secretly dating and Hillary was all mad about it.
That was the guy on my right right there.
Oh, shut up.
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Nikita, quiet.
Quiet, Nikita.
Madden and Killigo.
I'm real madden and Killigo.
behind me
coming behind me
that's what this guy in the stairwell, not much I can really do here.
I'll just run away.
I guess so.
Oh, fuck, the BTR.
Just covering fire on the BTR.
Get down.
Mr. President, get down.
We've reached our destination, have an M-Shark, please.
What do I bloody use for?
I just threw my bag holy moly, yay!
What the fuck was that dude?
I was on the gun, I was on the dumpster or something.
Somebody's dying next door.
I can throw my bag with that ferocity, but I can barely move with it on my back.
Check's out.
Never mind. We still got work to do, guys.
The other pharmacy as well in the bridge she might be
It could be, it's possible, it's possible and, possible, empty.
I just realized I still have not found a Michelle figure in there.
Have I still not found a Michelle figure?
I'm coming.
Okay, now why did he just run and he stopped right there?
I have a shark.
Shark please.
That's one shark.
Sharks.
Sharks.
Maybe a shark over here.
Maybe a shark over here.
No sharks.
The courtyard is open.
A car.
I think you're lucky.
Zero ism. Yeah.
I think they should just be pretty easy to find this dead guy.
That's sweet, it'll be pretty good for him.
A lot of words too.
That's probably as a fuck ton of them.
I gotta open that crate.
I'll sit down and do some woods.
We ran a TKP 8 of woods and blasts.
Come on up here, man.
I'll do one of these duffels in here.
16-ounce slurpee.
That's it? Only 16 ounces?
Give me the 32.
Where's the 24?
Honestly, just give me a fucking slurpee.
That sounds delightful.
That sounds quite good at the moment.
Thank you Slarpie.
That was really good.
That sounds like the diabetes I need.
I'm sure one of these nice gentlemen has an M-sharp.
He's got the plague.
He's got the plague.
I wonder if he's contagious.
How do they not have M-sharks? What if they get a boo-boo and then they die?
I did not think that these would be so hard to find.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm chasing me now, we're gonna go...
I'm coming from earlier, it's coming over here.
What is a mad crate back here, potentially?
Nothing in the amber lamps. Nothing in the amber lamps.
Back like we never left. Sir, thank you hardcore and Mr. Baker,
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you very, very much Baker.
Thank you Sart.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
and
and
and
I got pretty good loot out of them today. I didn't loot a lot of them though.
Ah, we don't need insurance.
I'll buy insurance and blackjack, I definitely don't buy it in Tarkov.
you
transfer. So, arrange little parts. 37,000 on that. Everything else about some opacus.
you
put that thing on the back burner and grab a different gun for this mission. I've required
different tools. Do I not have any ammo cases? God damn. That's EKPD. There you are.
There you are.
Here.
FMJ, FMJ.
FMJ.
All right.
Let's go.
Alright, let me run the bathroom guys, I'll be right back, hold on.
you
you
you
you
.
We're gonna be a little late to med camp.
They might be late to med camp.
This is actually a pretty good spawn.
I may have fucked us.
I
Had to stop the snacks I need snacks I can't game that snacks how am I supposed to find m sharks on an empty stomach?
That you don't want to be doing
That you do not want to be doing
Let's see... who's around here?
Twenty?
Tarnus, thank you very much sir.
Thank you, thank you, sour, too young.
young emotive ski, thank you guys.
Surely, there's an M shark in here- oh, this is fucking booted, although they're not going
to take any M sharks, right?
One would think- one would think they're not after the sharks.
It's not moving.
Contact.
Oh
You run away
What the fuck did he do?
What?
He go!
you go
ah
were there maybe I don't know where else could he have gone there's no way he
ran out this way that fast
gunshots maybe he did what the fuck
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I
The bull velocity on this shit, it's really slow
It's like really slow velocity
I don't know what to do with him.
Alright.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
I'll let him sit there.
That wasn't the first guy I saw though, so I'm still confused on him.
Maybe he killed the first guy, yeah.
I really don't know.
That's definitely not the guy I saw though, right here.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
Shark.
syringes for days
syringes and sausages with no sharks
three
three
three
three
three
three
Well, actually, I'm quite well now this much PVP is I would have thought for Friday though
It's been a bit quiet for Friday the other night was insane
Well, I am shark is the rarest item in the game
the
one that on the beers ran for a J versus Jake
I mean people could be out
the night is Friday
Where they're shopping and shit yeah, you know, oh fuck well, I went to the gym this morning dude the roads were packed
There was so much traffic I hated it
And sure
Red alert, red alert!
Wooohoooo!
M-SHARK!
Wooohoooo!
One more, one more.
Fuck yeah, baby, three M-SHARKs and stuff.
Who put that crate there?
fuck you scab
get the fuck right there
hang in there and look around the webshop
your mind
what was that?
what I hit him in the leg?
It pains me to say this, but it can't diverge on customs.
That's how I did it.
You just have to fucking sit and wait, bro.
Just sit and wait.
You just have to find a spot with long sight lines and just sit there the entire
you just keep doing it really annoying but what it takes that's what it takes
What it takes to get ahead in this game, man, you gotta just sit and wait.
Honestly, get out of this raid, kill that guy if he's in our way, and then throw out
another raid when I don't need to find my own sharks.
I also kind of want to get out of this raid so I can eat some food and look at more of
the Epstein files.
I'll have to look at more Epstein files.
somewhere. Gonna keep an eye open for him.
A little eye open for him.
kept an eye open for him I was a man eliminated
Margaret has been vanquished
Godspeed brother bad guy I'm not a bad guy
I
Made
The fuck did I do
What did I do
Arrest him all from the files may be a guillotine or two
Let's go fucking King George the third on their bitch asses
I know we I know we revolted from the British, but we could learn a few things about how they used to handle shit back in the day
He attains in the public Minecraft square could be a start
Could be a start
Thank you for the 26 months of my koalas. Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you very very much
thank you
18 is too quick also true also partially true um well we're just going to put on some
That's also reminder. I'm streaming on kick now, and that also includes late night
Gambit streams if you're into that kind of stuff on kick.com forward slash landmark
So if you want to get in on that action follow me there
We're having a lot of fun
In the wee hours of the night
Doing degenerate activities
It's a good time.
Bolts.
Bolts and parts.
37,000.
In the middle.
Fmj
sorry
Did I turn them all the shit?
Yeah right, we're all done with our costs for the day. We are done with our costs for the day.
We're all caught up with our XP.
Thank you.
Yeah, well good
It's a channel name same as my which it's same as everywhere. It's the same
The same the same the same. Alrighty
um
My good on everything. Yeah, let's go. I'll interchange like some shit
Snipe shit
Thank you.
Yo.
Yo.
Thank you, Booge.
Thank you.
Oh, no, we go.
There's also nothing wrong with gambling.
I'm very transparent about everything.
I don't promote it to people.
I don't tell people anything other than the truth about what's
happening. There's nothing wrong with it. Gambling is a part of life. It can be a lot of fun. It's not
for everyone. If it's something that you personally don't want to deal with in your life, then don't
deal with it in your life. Totally understand that. Totally understand that. Average age of
this audience, vast, vast majority is ages 24 to 35 years old. We're all adults, you know?
We're not we're not like we're not children in here
and what we know you're not gonna lose anything I'd make it lose everything
that I gamble it's not nothing's fake money there's no fake money anything I
I lose I lose anything I win I keep there's nothing like doesn't work like that
and on average you're gonna lose well not on average in the long run you're gonna lose
so I will lose Tony Chen to the win
Levy thank you
You?
Tony John?
Tony John?
Mmm...
Ah!
It's also very much a part of life nowadays.
If you haven't noticed, a lot of things are turning into some form of gambling, or they
couldn't legalize casinos everywhere, so it turned into sports betting, it turned into
the prediction markets everywhere, it's unavoidable.
Video games, yeah, everywhere.
CSGO skins and cases.
Opening Pokemon card packs. Yep. Gambling
That's the way.
Definitely do not do that.
I've never been to Vegas.
Yes.
And I grew up in New York, so Atlantic City visits
were also a thing.
I've also been to Macau.
I've been to Chinese Vegas.
I've gambled Chinese money in Chinese Vegas.
Um, Macau is really fucking weird, to be honest, because it was, you take like a,
There's like a 30, 40 minute boat ride out of Hong Kong.
And you go to Macau.
And when you get there, it's like part, European,
it partially looks like you're in Europe.
Like some of the areas look like straight up Europe.
And then right next to it will be Chinese shantytown,
like really, really poor rundown areas.
And then next to that will be giant mega casino
that looks like a literal fucking castle.
It is super weird.
Is this your fucking warfare?
Watch the angles.
Watch the angles shot.
I did not kill a guy.
I just beat the breaks off of him through the fence and he didn't die.
I had him.
Jump shot!
Ha ha ha!
Called it!
Ha ha ha ha!
What's up buddy?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm up here!
Ha ha ha ha!
I love you!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
I love that shit.
Oh, man.
In all seriousness, don't gamble if you don't have the money to literally burn in front of your face and not care about it.
Oh, great.
And that also being said, I went on a generational run playing craps in Vegas the other week.
Don't listen to this guy.
Every player at the table rolling for 45 minutes of the time hitting point after point after point.
It was disgusting and exhilarating.
And then you kept going and you lost it all.
That's what always happens
I heard another guy shooting over here. I heard another guy over here
He was like way far away shooting
4 guys doing test drive, I'll feel the pain brother, I'll feel the pain brother, I'll
feel it.
These guys have some really nice dresses, though.
Look at these dresses they got.
Nice dress.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry brother.
I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
That was a sandbag. It looked like a guy.
He looked like a man.
He looked like a man.
Like a man.
Where are the old timers? Who knows that reference? Holy shit, that's a throwback.
I hit Mrs. Swan.
Mrs. Swan.
mad TV
Check the Jillus hideout
surprised I know that Mrs. Swan do I know about Mrs. Swan
so do course I know about Mrs. Swan
I look like unencultured
I'm truly a connoisseur of good media. I took my hat to you.
I know. Next time I hit you with the fuck yo couch.
Time out for it!
I'm gonna hit you with that next.
Evil black magic, motherfucker!
Oh man we have so much good shit back then.
I don't know if I should say darkness man.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Somebody's in here.
I'm not even fucking close, bro.
I'm close.
And I'm not even fucking close.
Not even fucking close bro.
Not even close.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ain't no damn thing.
Ain't no damn thing.
The pumice on bag.
Oh, the pumice on bag.
That's 12.
Oh, a commasaur.
A real renaissance man died in that raid.
I think I lost a great one.
Come out! Come on! Come on, cock-sucker!
Fuck, bitch!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm just fucking with him he doesn't know where I'm at
he's like oh go right oh no go left go right go left I'm trying to jump
Oh shit that guy's ankle's got crisscross like a pretzel
Oh my god
This gun's kind of fire, it's really not good but
Oh, it's not even that it's one of the guns where it's like either really fucking good or it's really bad
Like you kill people one to two shots or they take seven
There's no in between with it
It's fucking it's nine point three by 64 millimeter
I'm shooting fucking chalk sticks and people
I'm going to ask what that is. It's some crazy Russian shit.
This Russian's got really drunk one night and they're like,
oh, be at 9.6 millimeter.
Very good. And then they built this thing.
Oh, there's more bodies here. Skaps.
Well, you don't have a lot of loot, do you?
There you go.
Ah, there you go.
Ah, there you go.
A loot.
That's the loot that's here.
Ooh!
Nobody wise
We're really happy
We are quite happy
Oh, it hurts.
Oh, God.
Ram, I'm rich.
Three million dollars of Ram.
We're going, blyat!
There's no where that bugged out didn't go.
Oh, this guy is a pussy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I fucking grenade him, I see not making any sound.
of
of
of
of
of
I did that first name, killed him.
I did the first one got him. Oh my god, because I threw it here
Right, I threw it here, and it just went right here. Boom. Killed him
No fucking way man, that's crazy
Holy shit
And now 545 die
What a fucking raid this has been.
Just BPs.
Couple evil dicks.
This is a bag.
He dropped his bag somewhere.
You heard him drop his bag.
This raid was wild, bro. Some of these kills you are getting hello, YouTube.
This has been hell of a raid. Where's his bag, though?
Ah, there it is.
Ah, right there. So what do you got? You got Danos?
You got 5'6". Why are you carrying them? They got 5'6".
Oh, sure. He's got nothing.
That guy had nothing on him.
We are also fearsomely overweight, like really, really, really overweight.
Yeah, Emmercom.
I believe we don't know how to find our way out.
That would be quite unfortunate.
just gonna walk it out. Just gonna walk it out I think. Walk it out.
Oh don't mind me my lips are really chapped from this cold weather and snow.
Okay, I'm tired of walking, I'm tired of walking, I'm tired of walking, I'm tired
the
so
this is actually some fucking stupid to do whatever I'm doing it
it'll be fine, ooh that actually looks nice and pretty, look at that
It's been quite good, your people still can't back here, probably do right, I think that
building is.
Bro has interchanged, become don't go into the mall meta.
I swear between the two of them, it doesn't require keys and to-gill-anon map going into the mall isn't worth it.
much let's not say the interchange is weird now it went from the map that was oh it's the giant mall
to don't even really go into the mall map like I don't know the expansion is cool but it definitely
took the focus away from it being a mall map
a lot of girls. Thank you for your content.
Welcome to magma, my contact.
And good work on zoom magma.
I
How many fucking bolts that I shoot out of this gun last read that was actually so much money and ammo each one of these shots
That's just like 2,000 or voles.
Worth every penny.
I thought the corons will get the movement speed penalties on the corond armor it's like
10% move speed or something. You're slow as shit in that armor.
TPs?
Your plugs good right now. No, they're terrible. I don't even wear them at all to be honest even with Alton's and stuff
I don't I don't wear them right now. I'm testing without doing it
I feel like it kind of works better for me without them. I
I hate those earbuds, I think they're garbage.
To each their own now, audio is a lot of preference in this game to an extent.
I think you're supposed to listen to it.
I don't think you're supposed to listen to it.
I don't. I'm thinking it's
supposed to listen to it.
Alright, where shall we venture to now?
Hmm.
I mean, just cover it up.
I'll cover it up. See if we can get a little feisty.
a little feisty, rebasaline, well one of them is only like one use, yeah I have two and then I want to use, this is the crazy
what the fuck
I mean, I don't think there's anything like bad in here, right?
Well, I mean, it's bad, but like nothing that I can't show on stream, right?
fucking public documents I can show it on the stream it's Epstein shit these are
the bad is the weirdest batch of the Epstein files I don't know what he's
once upon a time there was a clueless little girl this is from the Epstein
files elastic wait who's that said George Bush what is he doing he wouldn't
Mmm elastic I
Met you those eyes are blue and the little teeth
There was a something little girl how do I look I played the cards I was dealt
Arrows and airplanes
did this
This motherfucker was deadlings trafficking kids first Christmas. Oh my goodness. I will be the first like this is a weird shit
that came. Now, it's my cover
below and what could this be?
Like, what is this?
This is sick shit, dude.
They got people on a leash.
Is that a leash?
Is that a fucking leash?
And grew.
Yeah, this is weird, dude.
I beautified okay why does he have a heroin needle in his forehead cough syrup it took care of you
Wait does he have a shirt that says Jeffrey on it
Or after
Brazil, Prague, Dubai, Berlin, which this is weird as fuck.
I'm who's it supposed to be?
And like, is this just some girl that he like groomed?
It's got to be right.
One ham please.
No mustard.
Okay, what the fuck is this? What the fuck am I looking at, dude? What is this?
This shit is weird, man. I like that. That's unsettling.
That's unsettling.
So, who's going to be shooting it?
Well, they released the documents today.
These were the...
Well, they released some of them today.
These were like some of the Epstein files.
There was a whole bunch of like shit that came out today.
weird weird weird stuff going on out there in the world
Darius Darius thank you and then you gas her
Well, that is gone.
Who's shooting?
It's not gone, though.
He's gone, but that shit is still going on, 100%.
Wait, their shots are not... they're behind me.
They're over here.
Are they over here?
Rich people are outside the law. It's not rich people.
Well, I mean to an extent it is, but it's like powerful people.
They're not outside of the law because they're rich, they're outside of the law because they have influence over the people who have control of the law.
Which often when you have that, you are also rich, right, but it's not just like some blue collar dude who started like a huge plumbing company is, you know, like that's, he could be rich as fuck, that's not often about, you know.
Yeah.
The usual on the company.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
You have to remember to a lot of these like politicians and stuff, they don't start, they get into
politics and they don't have money.
And then all of a sudden they're super rich.
And then they're implicated in all this crap and it's like, well, what happened here?
I wonder.
You know, a lot of these people don't get into politics with money.
Don't kill this guy.
Don't kill this guy.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
Heard man.
I just kind of, I'm just scared.
Anyone?
I'm hoping we'll see him go for the body.
to hear him. Watching the
fight. When is it on? What time
does it actually start? I will
watch it on Netflix, right?
1030 Eastern. Let's wait.
Oh my God, I'm thinking.
This guy ever gone for that body or what?
What could he possibly be doing in there for so long?
Take the car?
No.
You didn't take the car?
What is he doing for so long?
I'm about to go kill that guy and then come back.
Come on!
I don't know what he's doing in there.
He could be doing the quest downstairs.
What the fuck is this guy, bro?
There's no way.
There's no way.
How do I not kill a guy?
There's no fucking way.
of
the
death of
the
It's quite interesting.
Anyone else is walking outside?
I mean, did anyone else just see him, NASCAR, around the corner and peek me?
literally slow walking and then Mach 12
turned into a fucking Lamborghini. I think it would.
What the fuck game are we playing, man?
What's going on? Anonymous thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, sir Anonymous.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very, very much.
No car!
No car!
No car!
Can I have a seat or something?
There's a mad scab out there.
mad scab absolute madness scab
diabolic bear thank you for the five gifted as well thank you very much
I mean, I think the fence fucked up my shot, but normally it doesn't do that.
I also think that this would be kind of not air about a fence, but
I guess it did.
Oh, they're hugging it.
This looks like some of the fucking Skafskeen files right here.
Happy holidays,
um
Will I be the first
will I be the first
from the john from the john from the john happy holly dave's well bruv he was lovin the
jets shoot scabs on the site and we wanted to cuddle them don't we stop and jerk them off in the middle of the raid? I'm shooting.
We have enemies, tangos, bogeys up ahead in the vicinity.
We have bogeys, pickle chuck, pickle chuck, no gamba tonight.
We're a home base Alfa Bravo Charlie's Zulu one Foxtrot home base
Oh, he's up ahead needin some churkin
I don't know how you handle business
I need some bark in my bag.
I need some bark in my bag.
I think we've been spotted though. I don't know if they think we've been hard.
I heard them.
Fuck, where is he? I swear I heard him.
Maybe he was really far and he just put the extract there already.
Don't you try and crawl for me.
Don't you try and crawl.
I will kill you.
I will kill you.
All right, good raid. That was a strange one. I feel like we're in fucking Twilight Zone.
Yeah, it really killed.
back to the files. If I really want to see more of the files after that, I mean kind of,
kind of do.
But he made an easier way to view them all that's what I need.
I need my Epstein files in Netflix storyboard format.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
and
and
and
Yeah, little yellow stem action, little yellow stem action, boom, get that in there,
get a little can of fish, a little bit of water, a little bit more water, a little
Kellogg bee, surgery kit.
I'm going to go back to the
nice
let's go
a lot of school
all right the files may sit in the files pizza hot thank you for the five gifted subs
no for the fights in like two hours we're going to also
I can't watch the fight on stream. It's the problem. I can like sit here and we can watch together
What the fuck is this
What the fuck is that what kind of chandelier is that?
Bro that was me you killed at power GG man you the goat GG's there was some wacko decent going on there my man
What the fuck
I
See what he's got baby. What is your babies? What is that?
Come on, so just say this motherfucker's house was ugly as fuck
This place is hella ugly
Bro, he's got a gorilla. All right, honestly the gorilla over the pooper is kind of sick
I'm not even gonna lie. That's actually the face I make when I'm taking a shit on the toilet
That's
That's me
He's going apeshit
He's going apeshit
Oh
We know what happened around back of FedEx 7d first
Hopeful a bit what are these books he's got here
Fris- Fris-ma-collab?
Small envelopes, large envelopes.
These guys' house is a fucking mess.
Hopeful is a test for people trying to get their English certification.
Brother is this the living room? What the fuck is that painting back there? Well, what the fuck?
That Karl Marx
Squirter, thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you very much
I
Really shitty taste and decorations
What is that crust all that is
Bro burnt the fuck out of the kitchen dude
He burnt the fuck out of the kitchen my local Chinese joint is cleaner than this
Damn cooking up in there
This is the house on the island I think. Yeah, which I mean I guess maybe that's why it's
all like kind of weird looking. Who's like you know what this room really needs with
this dining room? We need a picture of Karl Marx on the wall and leopard print chairs at
the dining room table. That's what this room really needs for decor. That's what we need.
And waterproof bedsheets and rice pillows in the closet. That's how we plug in. And we
We need Harambe's face above the shitter, yeah.
I mean, like, what the fuck, man?
Ah, Stab.
Ah, Stab!
I'm blind.
shit's broken
how do you get them down from the wall is a city
okay that wasn't Gandalf on the wall
we do need names
that was definitely not Gandalf on the wall
I think he's gonna shoot now, brother.
Slammed.
Slammed.
Guys, the Epstein files, or some of them,
or some of them are released today they're on USjustice.gov and Justice Department website.
Justice.gov hosted by the government of the United States of America. The government of the
US of A.
Burger spotting, picking the shot.
All good eliminated.
It's a big nothing burger.
I mean it doesn't look like there's any incriminating shit in there but in my
eyes it's incriminating shit that guy is really just fucking definitely very bad things
he definitely definitely did very bad things
things. Blacked out. Not every blacked out name and face is Trump. Trump definitely may
have been involved in the happenings of the Epstein Island, but I'm sure so was like every
other fucking person in politics. All of them, they're all crooks. Every last one of them.
There'd be BK. Fire! Fire! They're all in on that shit. They're all in on it or they
all knew about it. You know, they were partaking or they were like turning a blind
And I do it.
All these fucking people knew about it.
None of them did anything.
Or they engage in it
And then more parents
I'm in my fiamcico talent. Thank you for the five
Thank you very much
You scared to speak up I mean I could get that but it's also like I don't even anonymous message like
Like, flip off some journalists with a little tidbit of info where to look to be looking for.
Just be like Kermin in my hideout.
Just pop up on some motherfuckers screen as a VTuber in the hideout.
Be like, oh bliet, I am incriminating evidence against politicians in Derby Epstein.
I'm just thinking was it crimnating it no well they you can't say that because he
could have been in it like a lot of them could be in it but they're not they're
not gonna release it against the political opponent because it's gonna
screw themselves at the same time so I'm they're all involved in that shit
it's gotta be all you can't use it as a weapon against your opponent if
you're in it too or your friends are in it as well because in that you
fuck yourself. I'm Prince, thank you for nine months. Thank you.
That's a lot of shooting, I kind of wish I was that way now.
I can't have a feeling something like that was gonna happen for the first time since the
fourth why pepper this game feels foreign to me alright what rep
I
Many cries love like you done scheme
Austin peace TKP day I knew you well
I
I
Need a moment Alan as I got a marquee that's pretty sweet
What are you fucking sweet, eh?
What are you fucking sweet, eh?
I have an AK-308.
I'm going to send you my credit
card.
Landmark, you messaged me on
discord and said I want a sweep
steaks. I sent you my credit card
and social security. I know you
are busy, but I need that money
back.
I'll send it back to you. I'm
security in order to send it
back. Did you pass that along
for me?
I just need a few small details
from you. If you don't mind, let me
get the chance.
Small details, my friend.
We're going down.
All right, we need a helmet and a mask and have a phone.
I'm a backpack and a backpack.
I don't want those okay where shall we venture to now on our next journey on our next journey
wait how do you have to fight on I thought the fight was in like two hours isn't this
fight in two hours and 20 minutes awesome main car just prelims on all
kind of
holy shit I just saw the Bill Clinton picture oh my god bro
Bill, who is that in the hot tub with you, Bill?
Bill, who is that in the tub?
Bill, that's not Hillary.
That isn't Miss Lewinsky either.
Someone put on Twitter. It's on my phone.
It's also the person, the other person into the tub with this completely
blacked out.
No, I don't think it's Donald doesn't look like a big enough or orange enough figure
Well, I don't think it's mr. Trumpington. Yeah, I'll send it to you on discord
Oh
Wait this oh, wait Jeffrey Epstein had a tribal tat on his fucking bicep
Is this real
I think that's a good one.
Look at the size of the foot on the left.
That is a child-sized foot on the left there.
That is a child-sized foot and a crock on the left.
Show feet for comparison.
Good try, but no. Good try, but no.
I release the files if the majority's redacted because then they can say that they released
the files and they didn't give anything incriminating to all their friends.
Okay, so I'm thinking that one's got to be fake, right?
So, okay, that's actually, like, this is where shit gets bad with AI, because a whole bunch
of pictures, like shitty quality pictures get released, and people are gonna be making
fake AI shit out of it. Legitimately, you can't tell. Like just with your eyes.
I mean, people can like, you can, I guess you can manipulate photos regardless, but like.
Yes, you can. I mean, you can, you can review it by asking AI if it's AI generated or not,
right? Like, but just by glancing at a picture, honestly, you can't tell anymore. I'll be real.
I'll be real. A lot of it pixels don't match yet, but I'm saying by the naked eye, without asking,
without using another tool to analyze the picture, you a human being looking at the picture.
You can't tell anymore.
You can't tell.
You can't tell. Most AI generated video you can tell pretty easily still, but some of it, like moments of it,
look actually pretty good sometimes and if you're not really paying attention to it, you might not notice.
But pictures? Dude, there's no idea. A fully generated picture?
Yeah, you can probably tell, but something that's just like manipulated by it?
I I
You're kidding yourself if you're gonna tell every single time right away
And even if you don't fool an individual person you're gonna influence like the majority of people that are not gonna pick up on stuff like that
Bad
bad and where's it going to be in another few years
even voice
will be even voice
it's going to be a huge problem
I don't see how it's not a huge problem
However doesn't become a huge problem like it's just you're not going to be able to trust anything anymore
That shit's locked up in four knocks can't have that
Okay, and I take over streamers jobs. No, but I bet you there will be like full AI
streamers and entertainers. I don't know. People are gonna make like AI anime white
foods and they're gonna make... Oh, oh, honey-chan! Oh, you're so muscular and strong!
Give me more money and I'll shake my virtual titties at you!
More, more or less.
More or less.
We're probably really close to that.
I don't know man.
Blam.
AI XQC Twitch channel? No, I haven't seen that.
I mean, you think we'll ever get to a point where
like AI can't tell if something is AI generated or not.
You straight up just can't verify the validity of something.
I thought you could tell text if text was written by AI.
You could tell. But like, I'm talking about... Do you think you'll be able to eventually generate a video?
And there's no way to know...
Blue words.
If it's real or not.
Oh, come on, come on.
Oh, come on.
We're there already? No, because can't you just ask another machine if it's made by a fellow machine?
I mean, what happens if you get to that point? What happens then?
Like what do you do you can't trust anything the only thing you like what what would you be able to trust literally nothing
Photoshop existed for decades. Yeah, but that also was one
One, not exactly the same thing we're talking about
because you have to Photoshop, you have to take like traces
of other images and blend them all together and stuff.
You're not generating like pixel by pixel image, right?
So isn't it easier to Photoshop too?
It's also a skill that not everyone has
at their fingertips.
You couldn't say Photoshop generate me a picture
of fucking Obama dancing on top of
of a taxi cab in the middle of London on a Tuesday
with pouring rain and a handkerchief in his pocket.
Like you can't do that.
Again, no one, not everyone can even do it.
Right?
Like think about how long that would take to do.
And like to make a video out of it as well,
like a convincing video.
Like it's way different now as a very random situation.
I don't know what I thought of that.
something like oh it's on video when you go to court like here's the video what
is some AI generated video of them doing that thing that they didn't actually do
and that like what what happens you say oh the video is inadmissible because we
can't trust pictures and video anymore like we trusted and you know
I mean, but if there's no forensics, like, what if the guy was bald and left no fingerprints?
He was bald, he was fully shaven and was wearing gloves, like, you know.
friends looks well but that's like ignoring the hypothetical of the question I'm
saying if it gets advanced to a point where you cannot tell there's no way to
say like hey for certain this is this is a fake video or image
You know, like it gives like an inconclusive result, right?
It's like, oh, it may be generated.
It may be not.
Like, that doesn't help when you talk about crime.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
for the five gifted subs. Thank you very very much my friends.
Velotsky?
and
and and and can I just a I generate them and I don't know
I don't know I should talk concerning to me
I was just going to
50 years we will enter a state of tribalism again
we will only be able to trust what we can see in here for ourselves
encouraging community of a town over a county
Speak for yourself. I'm gonna be fucking the AI robots, dude.
Shhh, speak for yourself.
I, for one, will live harmoniously with the AI overlords.
If you can go on your tribalist bullshit,
I'm gonna be with the big mechanical dogs.
That's where I'm going.
That's the dead raid.
I don't know how it was, everybody.
vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka
AI genocide dude that sounds like a like a death metal band somebody go start a
death metal band in AI genocide or like a track that's like track three on like a
a fucking cannibal corpse album. I don't know. Shit, man.
It's kind of dead right now, but at least it's a kind of dead that I've not.
200,000 XP for a level of 51.
I
Willows
Criminating video has to be filmed by somebody. What about a security camera?
That not incriminating? Security camera?
of
Well, tear chest knock.
My background looks AI.
Well, sometimes it is now, it's sometimes now it is.
Now it is.
My neck. My neck. My back.
Pickle check.
Pickle check.
and
you
I
Oh
runs going pretty well. Pretty good. We've had a solid string of raids tonight. I haven't heard back about this.
I guess it's got to just be
That's gorgeous because it's the
end of the year.
I'm guessing.
Crossy. Thank you very, very much
crossy. Thank you for the five
gifted subs. Thank you.
to
Oh, that was then.
Yeah, nothing back on that.
Huh!
All right, check another day
I don't know why I went up this way.
I shouldn't have done this.
Let's go down.
There's a cat hair that I do not see on my mouse.
and it's back. Oh, great heavens.
I don't know.
Tony, have a happy holidays and new year.
Two GT, ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
I fucking feel it, but I don't see it where I feel it.
Sorry.
Another Gen G.
Wait, I don't have a lead strength do I?
Oh shit I do!
Wait, I'm a fucking sigma now.
Wait, I can run the ass 12 now!
Holy!
Wait, wait, wait, I can run the ass 12, I have a lead strength.
There's a guy behind me with a star.
I don't want him to just have to come on though.
I'm still 42 kilograms though with a weak strength.
That's 11, that's why.
Let's go for Caban.
Guitar Bank.
Across, across, Tarbank, Caban.
Boom, boom, boom.
FPS on streets is fucking terrible, man.
It's so bad. Not good. Not good at all.
Getting rabid on this map. It's a pretty ratty map.
It's quite ratty.
Thank you, Robbockative.
Got another spawns on this map. It's crucial.
I have to.
You said dream. Thank you for the five get the...
Thank you very much Mr. Blue.
Okay, come on, it's got to be here because of the frames.
Let's grab some money, a quick little deposit withdrawal from the bank.
How do you answer has the audio improved this patch?
I feel like the sound is better than the no audio's patch.
I just say it hasn't.
It has not improved.
You just got shot in your fucking face, man.
Goddamn.
Shit.
He was really horny for those Sartucos.
I knew that gunshots were going to bait him.
He's like, oh my god, he's fighting scabs.
I'm going to go swing on him dead.
To the Kaposi Palace, we go boys.
Hi-yah.
Oh my god, he's not.
I thought he was going to get off the gun.
Anonymous, thank you for the five gifted subs, Bola Still and BMGuy, thank you very much
fellas.
Yeah, I feel like the audio kind of senses this vibe to be honest.
Wait, is there still an impact grenade?
I'm gonna use it, I'm gonna use it!
Why do you use it?
It's tough.
When you're out loud, it sounds great man.
not like a great gun but it just sounds beefy as fuck
sounds like a beefy five layer
of
death of
death of
death of
Also on
I
Forgot to fix beyond BV five layers sucks now. I've never had Taco Bell and liked it
I think it all sucks. Well, okay, they're regular just like a plain like soft taco isn't that bad?
I like that I can eat but
I've never had talk about it.
The vast majority of the time, yes, almost always or pen means more better general world
thumb.
Holy, it was Timothy.
Oh, goodness, Timothy, what are you doing walking into Lexos with nothing but a Beretta M9 handgun
clutched in your grasp?
Jesus.
That guy is very new to the game and doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
Sucks when you're gonna be picking slams some bullshit like a fat-ass one drunk. It's delicious
I thought Taco Bell was just I'm high as shit. I'm gonna go get Taco Bell
Taco Bell's drunk food. I thought it was high food
Would you imagine the demons you expel out of your bowl after a night of drinking and then topping it off with Taco Bell
like your stomach is just
whiskey and beer and then Taco Bell on the top for the fucking the crust
You're going to what would
It's gonna look like a scene out of the exorcism
That's gross
Oh, there you are, Gus.
Oh, my God, Gus, he's crushing your legs!
Gus, your legs, they're broken!
He's crushed them!
Gus.
That's squashed like a bomb.
Oh, man, what do you guys get a talk about that makes you like it so much?
What do I need to try? I'll try it look. I'll try it again, but I
Don't see I don't see what the love is all about
Nothing. It's ass this and Terry on trap supreme
Isn't that thing just like 30% sour cream
of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
death
of
be fair shake shack is an open at like two o'clock in the morning to be fair
chicken chalupa
and these is I don't trust square hamburgers I don't trust them why is it
square that ain't the shape of a cow cows ain't square I ain't ever seen a
Square, square cow in my life.
Shit, and Minecraft is square. Mother fucker, you guys are right.
You guys are right.
We're about to die no nuggets.
You mean ground up chicken butthole formulated into a gelatinous paste and fried in the shape
of dinosaurs?
Fire.
That shit ain't natural, though.
Gooch.
Thank you very, very much, Mr. Gooch, thank you.
I make my own quesadilla if I want to kick quesadilla.
he's gonna make dude you got a tortilla a little bit of chicken or the cheese in and a pan fold it flip
it tortilla that's it
I'm not a fan of nuggets ever bite halfway into a nugget like half of a nugget off and
then you look at the inside of it.
Never do that.
I did not.
Should I check in the survey?
Never.
You should. You should, dude. It looks fucking gross.
It looks like the inside of a fucking brain surgery. It's gross.
Yeah, it looks like a temp-er-pedic bed on the inside of the nugget.
Ha ha ha ha.
Look at that fucking temp-er-pedic in there, dude. That's space-age technology in the nugget.
It's just roast-looking.
I don't like it.
Chick-fil-A nuggets seem fine, because that just is like a chunk of chicken.
It's not the blended chicken.
It's not a blended chicken, oh God.
and fucking pasta prepared differently isn't a lot, isn't it a lot of things?
So, kind days though.
The kind days, obviously not five. I'm not being serious right now, but like a kind days.
It's kind of...
27,000 experience.
Whoa.
I love Italian food. I'm Italian.
I am Italian.
I
Only
There's no tomato smile in a bolognese
What
What?
There's no tomato and what the fuck are we talking about?
I know look I'm just gonna say like that one guy I learned how to make tomato sauce from good fellas, right?
That's where real ones learned how to make tomato sauce tree whole onions tree whole onions I
Thought he used too many onions. What do you mean 20 onions? I put three whole onions in there
I
We're going we're going what are we doing here? What are we doing here?
Do a little
Little bit of this maybe a little bit of that I think about a little bit of that
I have brought to you all righty let's get I'm gonna grab a drink over it back
guys
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
of
some good time
of
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
I would watch 1917 while wearing a gas mask and tripping balls on LSD.
What was he trying to run?
Why the fuck was he trying to run?
That actually sounds fun though.
Oh, help! Oh, help! Oh, I'm dead, help! Help me out! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Want to go up there? I don't know. So we could die?
Wait, these are gonna shoot him in the head?
That's a nice gun, so...
Yes, ammo.
Maybe I should grab the rest of the shit.
He's got more mags than I have them.
I don't know what I like of this.
Tiamo scammed.
Scammed.
and
something's gone all the time, this is that good
now, but it's new
people like to see new gun
because it's new
and everyone's like
whoa
whoa
what gun is that
it's fun
honestly, I think it's fun
just it's loud as shit, you know
start shooting this thing and it is
the sound of thunder death and violence another AK variant no way
Ha, no way another AK variant. What?
What?
Well...
Question bias, bruh.
Question bias.
I need some fucking Swiss guns and this shit.
WB-8, thank you.
I was like my sick 5 5x
for those I
shot on the left
I'm on the left.
I'm on the left.
I'm on the left.
I'm on the left.
The bulb.
The bulb?
up up your body
up up your body
G-42
at MG3
so we already have 7-6-2 in the game, yeah?
and let me get a fucking MG3
I'm going to Labyrinth with MG3
That's what I need, my love.
I'm just a story, look at the pinned comment at the top of the chat with the link to my
video completing the story in the best ending and escaping Tarkov forever and once and for all.
Holy shit, it's Guhargar.
What the hell is a Guhargar doing up there?
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah.
It's a little grower guard there.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Thank you very much, man.
Gans, thank you as well.
Are they a prop?
The sub?
Oh, fuck.
That could be more.
Oh, fuck.
There's going to be more guards.
Oh my god.
Where are they?
I hear them.
I'm
What's that?
LGRD?
Thank you very much.
I get to thank you.
Thank you.
Uh, scabs won't yell at their own nades, but if a boss throws a nade, a regular scab
might yell about it, actually.
Not entirely sure about that, but I think so, I think.
I mean, I...
I wrote a...
I mean, these footsteps, are they...
above?
They're above.
That's supposing.
Supposing that's what I called you.
a chiseler I
heard him again
Jesus. I'll expect none.
Gangs of New York is a great movie. I'm glad you understood the reference.
I'm glad you're in a buck. Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck.
Thank you so much for this subs, my friend.
Thank you.
Oh, fucking that guy.
Thank you Uncle Buck.
It's an emoji.
Mark, thank you very much sir.
That was looking down here. What was he looking at though? Oh my god this is good.
Oh blood
When they throw it back they get there rubble these players
I'm gonna try to wall bang him. Are you ready?
It beg of dicks
I got two guns, man.
I count 59 shots.
Two guns.
He's, he let me borrow his reloading.
Oh my god he just shot so many bullets now's my time to strike you thought me changing my guns is me reloading probably
Little did he know
That's God gave him away though too
It's gonna have a staring right down at him
There's no way he has a red rebel in his backpack.
There's no way he has a red rebel.
Chad, he has a red rebel.
Ah!
Oh, no, we're good as well.
In his backpack.
He found two red rebels that one's found he's got two red rebels here's another one what
is two but but who where's my two red rebels what the fuck that
That's crazy.
Two in one room, assuming it was in one room.
Pretty good ammo.
Okay, alright fellas, I think it's time for us to leave.
It's time for us to go.
And it's time for us to go.
On our way.
We're on our way.
Yeah, we might have a little extra camp here they're going to have to deal with, but that's
far so good.
That's pretty clean.
I'm gonna go back now.
This looks a little bit... that's a good sign.
Very good sign.
Bad sign, bad sign, bad sign, bad sign.
Not good.
Not good.
Yes.
Because Neto, thank you for 18 months.
Thank you, Neto.
Red Rebels, probably 1.5 mil, 1.6 mil.
What's up? What's up, one?
I think of the name of the band. Fuck.
My memory is falling me right now.
it.
had a prestige. There's a capa and level 55 and complete the new
beginnings quest.
The new beginnings quest.
PMO
Not 300 K
Much love buddy
Friendly, thank you so much for the bitties. Oh man very much appreciate that. Thank you so much
Thank you
one of these as well. Grab one of those things, shoot. 1.5 million, 8000, 8000, 8000, 8000,
A lot of cash we just got.
Yeah, nice.
Oh, I could be.
I could be Odetta.
I could be Odetta.
What the hell?
That's what we want.
and
all let's go
Sorry, holy shit, that was a fat y'all, and I apologize, cuz...
Yeah, fun.
I'm gambes stream maybe tomorrow night
Maybe tomorrow not tonight that went up tonight maybe tomorrow
My blood pressure was getting cranked up last night. I
Don't know if I could take that two nights in a row
Think my my heart might explode
Last night was way too much fun. It was way too much fun
Yeah, it's way way too much fun. I don't know if I could do that two nights in a row though
We're up we're up
We're up to like 4200 and then we went down to 600 and then we went back to 2500
The fucking roller coaster
It's gonna do damage to me
Should have walked away after duck hunt. Yeah, but where's the fun in that?
Where's the fun in that that would have been the smart thing to do
To my own money it is definitely my own money
Oh, my, what the fuck are those scabs?
Is that...
What is...
That's gotta be Gujar right?
Oh my God.
Oh, this weather looks crazy.
Thank you very much, little crazy.
Oh
of
the
of
the
Those scabs, huh?
They'll go.
But they go!
It's not sick. It looks really good right now.
The gray sky, sometimes it's too bright with the snow, though.
when the sun is fully out, which I guess makes sense, but it just gets really bright.
I kind of like this dark and gloomy snow.
I want them to bring back when they first added the snow.
The very first time we saw snow in the game, they introduced it through, which they'll
probably do for this event.
They had like a heavy, heavy blizzard with like dense snowfall and, oh god, really
dense snow and wind and like dark skies that look crazy. They might bring it back for this event.
Probably the plan. Yeah it was really cool. It was the first time when they brought the snow
and they haven't done it since. I'm hoping they bring it back for the event.
Just Andrewsonsilva, we're gonna be fighting right now, gotta pay the bills, dude.
When you're washed up and you threw your UFC career like a dumbass, you gotta pay the
fucking bill somehow. That money stops coming in. What else are you gonna do?
Oh
I gotcha.
Oh, I gotcha.
I gotcha.
I gotcha.
I got you.
Oh, I got you.
I don't know how.
I was alive.
You must have...
Fuck, somebody's there.
I don't know if they went down or not.
That's why, that's why! I'm fucking ready for you!
Oh fuck, I don't know what the fucking aid is!
I'm dead.
The Nade!
that
and a locating fuck these holdings first friend which is good
the name i don't know where the name was just panic
I was waiting for the guy on the left to peek for so long and he wouldn't do it, I knew
who's going to
you muah!
I was gonna call my mother fuckin' aliyah
they didn't call my aliyah, we got em all
we're good, I win those guys
I fuckin' win those, what do you think I am
I think I washed up.
I washed up.
Got this.
I'm even voice-lining in the middle of fight still.
We're good.
Got it, man. We got it.
Our armor took a bit of a beating, but that's okay.
That's okay.
I'm thinking this guy hit the other marked room the first guy killed at eight like 15 dots
Just load up these mags load them up
Yeah, I'm shooting M80s M80s out of this thing
Pretty good.
Oh, whoops.
fix my legs circle pen mags they're pro mags so the fact that they even feed
anything is unrealistic as fuck
Oh, that sucks.
Rage, thank you for the five gifts.
Thank you very much Rage.
Thank you Tony, thank you Logix, thank you Menix, thank you.
René, you're boom.
Well, these are bitch, you lost to a 50-year-old man.
Some people ain't got that killer instinct, you know, they don't have that war face.
Holy fuck, this guy is gigantic.
Brother, this guy is almost...
Invincibility mode hold on
Invincibility mode disengage
Dude that guy is blind as a bat
That guy is blind
Let's get out of here, I'm hurting, I need to replenish my armor for sure.
There's another guy, there's another guy, and he headshot me there.
Oh no.
I mean I was looking for another guy, I was like, he hit me in the face, I was like
jiggle peeking it.
Or it's an ear shot.
should have kept the invincibility vote on.
What a lift.
Yeah, should have kept that on.
Should have kept that one on.
With an OOZ.
I mean running up that way is really dumb that's real dumb
I'll see you in the next one.
All that killing for nothing feels bad
It'll hold on a killin for a whole lot of nothing
Grab that thing, that thing, that thing, down, repertoire, what else do we need?
Hope all is well brother, what state do you live in to be able to have all the badass toys you got?
The fifth
Read the fifth
Contact six the contact six, California, California
California
That's the one. Ride the heart of Los Angeles soup of peas. Thank you for the five gifted
subs. Thank you peas. That's betting is slowly ruining every sport. How is like you think
people are fixing the games or something? Like that type of shit? Is that, is that actually
like you think like players are fixing the fuck out of games?
I can see every sport, including colleges now, I could see college kids fixing games.
I can totally see that.
You know what the players are doing it or like the refs?
The Dory, thank you for the Prime Man, Fuse, thank you for the Five Gifted, thank you.
Everyone, but if everyone's fixing a game, then how do they, unless they're all in cahoots,
then what are we going to use?
It can't be everyone, let's see what MP7...
It can't be everyone, I could see people throwing games and shit like...
I don't know, some college kid that's just like, fuck it, I'm not gonna make it to the NFL.
Let me just get a whole bunch of money and throw it down on this game.
We'll throw the games for the whole season and then I'll retire, I don't know, maybe.
I could see refs doing it I'd find it hard to believe widespread that like top-paid athletes
are doing it.
I find hard to believe refs and shit? Yeah.
But I mean, maybe I mean, humans are greedy people, right?
Even if they have a lot, they'll still want more.
So I don't.
And I'll necessarily doubt it.
I don't necessarily doubt it.
Getting fights. I'm going to watch the Jigpaul fight for sure. We're going to run a couple more raids and then we're doing like a quick hour.
Check out the ABI test server. Like an hour or something. Just run a couple raids on there. They have.
be able to play the new map. There's a new map and there's also a snow map of Northridge. So we're
just going to mess around on there, check it out for a bit, and then I'll probably get off and watch
the fights chill. I think that fights it. The fights in like, oh actually the,
the fights in like an hour, right? Jake Paul fight? It's an hour. Fall in ghost. Thank
Thank you for the bath gifted. Thank you. Fight is right after the current fight.
Oh, so it might be happening very soon, man.
Oh, it's a boxing match. Boxing matches can take a long fucking time.
It can.
and
of the long fight
of the minutes, and the
the of the log into one of the
I don't even know my, oh I can scan on the app, right?
I don't need to know my login.
Why don't I just pull up on my phone?
Let's pull up on my phone, I guess.
Well, I'll quit the matches,
the next one starts at a specific time.
Oh, so is it at 1030 Eastern?
It's in 50 minutes then, right?
It's my iPad? I don't have an iPad.
I've never owned an iPad.
I've literally never owned an iPad.
I need an iPad?
What do I need an iPad for?
You're a broke boy say so I spent all my money on machine guns
There's no iPad money left, bro
All my money with the guns and fucking blackjack last night
Well...
That doesn't sound like a bow.
Excuse me, scab?
Watch where you're going, buddy.
Watch where you're going, buddy.
Pat Mafia, lady.
No, the fucking...
The Eastern European...
fucking AK tattoo mommy gang members stole my money in blackjack I don't know
her name is Felana I mean she looked kind of nice but she definitely robbed me
yeah please definitely rob me but I do it bro up the set we got in the blackjack
table right I sit down for days oh we did well we got a little bit fucking get
at the table some dudes dealing before we even get a hand he goes all right
next dealer's coming this is like this like young girl comes oh my god oh my
god she comes over she starts dealing and on her forearm she has a tattoo of a
Fucking AK on her arm. That was like, oh my god. I'm getting robbed. That's it
She has an AK forearm tat and she's dealing me cards. I am fucked. I
Have no chance row
There's no way I got rinsed
fucking a bit like a big at not even like it was like the whole forearm was a fucking
AK oh man oh fuck chat was chat was like oh you think she plays Tarkov I'm like shit she
better deal me some good cards if she does. She might. Oh my god, scab. Oh man. Oh man,
That was so fucking funny though.
That was so funny.
She might have been living in Tarkov.
Could have been.
I think this is your motherfuckers.
I think I got killed by the RP-D, that sounded like the RP-D, I think I just got RP-D'd.
by a Glouhar guard.
Orlando, yep, that was RP Dave, yep.
Yep.
That is crazy.
That is crazy. God damn.
Sometimes you get shit on. Sometimes you get shit on.
Oh, Erlandeck.
What was that Russian scab?
Blue Har boss guard shooting me in the face with a machine gun
That's what that was
That's what that was
All right, where's it? We're up on some ABI test server for a little bit. Just I have that
seen files open in the background uh-oh um we'll just bump for a little bit like
an hour and then I want to watch this fight too let's knock this down
Also, as if you're doing subs for drops, I'm gonna be changing the category momentarily
So don't do subs for drops anymore because there won't be drops. That's what you're trying to do as well
All right, where is my here's my lunch show
Also a chat I don't know I'm not sure. I mean I obviously can't pull up I
I can't pull up the fight.
I obviously can't pull up the fight on the screen, but I could technically watch it and just react to it, but.
That's not changing.
Am I still cinematic?
This is not changing.
All right, I
Gotta remember I'm doing it's a lot hasn't been a long we actually played this not too long ago
Do they have the new map available yet?
Ah, we just gonna do that airport. Let me see what um
It's forbidden only this is the test server I wonder if my any of my shit even counts on here
I don't know if any of my shit is even going to count.
I don't think we're going to use an M's.
Oh wait, no, this, wait, this is.
I don't know, we'll just go die with this kit, it's fine.
It looks like this is my stash, but we're on the test server, so I
don't think it should count at all, but oh
This is not my stash, yeah, this is definitely not my stash got it. Okay. We're fine. We're fine
What the fuck multi flash bang.
Multi flat multi burst flash bang.
Oh my control area ticket hall VIP reception fuel storage none of space they gave me a
bigger case.
case. There we go. Airport keys. Executive lounge. Oh, I can't put that in there. Okay.
Archons. What sound like? Real conference. VIP reception. Executive lounge sounds juicy.
Argo inspection. Exhibition utility room key. Oh, it seemed fine.
Oh, it seemed fine.
I
Figure items 5581
Sure
We'll be fine. Oh, actually totally not this kid. What the fuck is this loadout? Did they give me
surgery
By painkillers I do
We have flashbangs. We have a
I'm sure that's I'll be fine. Let's check out the airport. New map.
Turn off the music.
I missed a whole bunch of subs. J. Hoad, thank you for the five gifted.
Dot, Bob, thank you for the five gifted. Shadow, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you for the five gifts and subs and donkey. Thank you for 58 months tier three sub. Thank you
Good god, there's a key ring so I'd carry more keys. Wait, can I do that? Have a different key ring?
No, I don't have it. Oh my god, it's so loud. I don't have it
I don't know how long the queues are going to be for this, should we keep looking through
with Epstein files, closed them.
What a green site.
Well, okay, so I'm thinking that's what we might do.
I might hop off and then maybe just chill on kick
and we can commentate the fight.
Just like hang out on kick and I can't watch it there
but we can just chill.
All the fights going.
I
Can play blackjack and have to fight up
We got blackjack and fight
No, no gambling tonight no gambling tonight. No, I might just pull up Netflix and watch it. I
Don't know if I can handle that two nights in a row
the row. The kick, my kick
challenge is landmark. Yeah, I'm live there right now. So
you'll see it.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
Oh, we might not. We might not ever get it.
Oh, there we go.
Like, Frag and Adam should be
here. I've never played this
game with Adam. Oh, we got Timmy
Tatars in here. Oh, Mr. Timmy
Tatars.
Immutators
Well, we're gonna get in the right real quick
Foonstice seen that I
Have seen that it looked pretty cool. I don't think I'll get one
But it looked pretty cool
I look like a really slim, like, nice design.
Bag me, yeah.
Two days, perfect.
See, error and currents on tour?
Yup.
I already told JT, I'm like, I will see you then, sir.
Well, you ring girl do I have to pull up Netflix real quick
Almost in the encrypted file found the encrypted files hidden in a weapons case in drawer containers
Oh, it's like an event
Holy spawns
of
them
of
them
of
You just killed the fuck out of it.
Why am I toggling?
The fix is on the toggling.
Is there more?
The camera aim sensitivity.
I'm not.
Where's toggling?
Don't better aim, press.
Yeah, one more in the hill.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, they added a mag.
That's a nice animation they added.
Okay, that's sweet.
you actually take out the mag and load bullets that's pretty slick
honestly fucking tar cops should have that
it's pretty slick
the
persons
and
all my god
commando
commando save me
save me commando
kill them
greening greening greening
no no no
oh wait i'm timmy taters
Oh shit, I thought my teammate was the imitators, that's me.
I love you!
I love you, thank you!
Let's go.
Oh god, I'm dead.
Oh no, I'm not dead.
Oh god.
Oh...
Oh, sweet Jesus.
He's down.
Yeah, my teammates are fucking gangsters, dude.
I don't have the time. I don't know what I don't have all the time to do that by the test servers because this is the new map. This is the test server for the new map and the new season coming.
So they asked me to just play like an hour before it comes out. Then it will be playing the new season a bit when it launches.
I'll see his feet.
I gotta get up to my kills, I'm out of ammo.
Yee.
Yee.
I should have 19 minutes to bait me or something.
where was he behind it?
I'll wait on this here on the shoulder, sorry.
Killed him, killed him, killed him.
Oh yeah, good shot.
I got you, baby.
I got you.
Did you have to rebound and Q and E the opposite?
Yes, that's actually how I used to play games.
And then when I started playing Tarkov when Tarkov first came Tarkov fucked it for me when Tarkov first came out
If you swapped Q&E for leaning it would fuck with the game and it wouldn't work
So I relearned a normal Q&E swap because of Tarkov and I never went back
Now I'm using the MCX because I just had it on up like it just spawned with it
I can't get that guy. My teammate killed him.
I killed somebody. Am I? I killed the guy over here.
I think I killed this guy.
And he's been...
He's been grubbed!
I know he's not.
You had 91 marksman life, or what?
What the fuck is that?
What's the best gun at the moment? Really?
Yeah, probably not.
There's just stats on it.
and
I'm ready to extract this
I don't know about key buttons on this
key buttons will fuck the scab
well who died?
oh he went inside
smart guy
got a bunch of bullshit
and shreds to your sex
it's the 5.8 oh it's wait
it's 5.8 ammo
what ammo does it should use? oh it's the chinese ammo
yeah i'm ready to extract fuck this
meh
it's the chinese ammo
to port to risk
my rune's using that
what do you guys want what's up
what's up timmy we got a timmy
timmy titers
where do you guys want to extract
in the fucking taters behind freight center. Holy shit this map. Okay. What the fuck?
I want to hit that strong box now.
What the fuck for?
I don't know.
It's inside on this map. Cool shit or what?
Hell yeah.
There's actually kind of safes, 4 or 3 safes and what, 4 locker room safes as well.
And like, 2 or 3 small safes.
Control cat down.
This actually looks... Holy shit this map looks crazy.
I'm ready to start moving.
I'm gonna go inside.
Oh my god, nope. There's big men here. There's big men here. Oh my god, run.
Yep.
There are very large fellas in there. Oh god. I don't know what's in there, but I saw
a very, ah! There's a very large man.
Dig in? All right, go ahead.
Yeah, there's some big ass motherfuckers in there. I don't have a gun for that.
of
the rest of the
of
the safe in the air and it was pretty quiet
hmmmmmmmmm
try it i'm not a kick brother
that's not a kick
that's pretty quiet in here
that's not what that's a
i'm pretty duped at them
by going there
I can't stream the fight, but we
might just hang out on kick and
just chill while I watch it, but
I can't stream the actual fight.
Netflix will clobber me over the
head with the...
Is that open yet?
Oh.
With the fist of a thousand
lawyers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
of
do have the key, but uh, cargo area key, I think?
I don't bring no one.
Allow two, but only once.
I mean, I guess.
I guess.
I don't think I'm going to
see this map seems crazy.
She's actually really big, too.
This is a larger map.
I haven't seen any of this.
Oh, shit.
Erty?
Oh, damn it. This is my first time on the ground.
You want a wrench?
Oh.
You want a wrench, Timmy?
Oh, wrench.
You want a wrench?
Yeah.
Well, that wrench.
Call me Timmy. Have it, thank you, brother.
Whoa, I'm rich!
The wrench is actually expensive now.
What the hell are these games?
Mmm-mmm.
Bum-bum-bum. Alright. 15 minutes, I think it's about
that in a minute or so.
This game does not
It has similar qualities though there are some similarities it plays a lot differently
but it is an extraction looter shooter with guns and loot and PVPVE
free. It is free and it's on
Steam, too. Which is, that's a
big plus for this game. It's
free and on Steam. And it's
actually for it's not even just
for free but for definitely for
a free game. It's very good.
What do you get from a free game is pretty impressive.
My Christmas sheets better.
Well, don't do that.
God damn it.
I think we got 13 seconds.
How much loot you guys got?
Not much, but it's 4.6.
see you later fellas
GG man
Winter northerners in two hours, no I haven't seen them
I haven't seen them
Yeah, I'll be playing a bit more
I'll be playing a bit more
I've seen Winter northerners, I haven't seen this map or I guess now I have, this is
my first seeding of this map and we should definitely get rid of the we should definitely
get rid of the uh that gun ammo holy fucking shit that's a lot of money
Fletcher bang. Mark it. We need armor.
Never played WoW. I played it. We did a stream for WoW.
Um, WoW back, but I've never like really played it and got into it.
And you can quick...
and quick gear up there. I forgot about that.
more ammo
that is so expensive holy fuck
that's fine though we got money it's a test server I don't give a damn I'm rich
for now we are
You're betting on the fight or you're betting on?
Who's got it?
My gut tells me, actually, no,
my lizard brain tells me that Jake will lose,
but my actual brain tells me that he'll win.
What do the odds look like on it?
What are the the vagus odds on that fight?
I don't know if that's gonna be a raid.
A gear.
Airport, get me in that john.
plus a thousand
100 and Jake if you win something like 32 gigs of Ram
man
that's fucking funny
10 K wins 90 K
that's insane
I think I'm going to get it.
Right real DJ and shit quick hand the blackjack when put the winnings on Jake Paul for the
fight.
Infinite money glitch.
I ain't put a money go there.
Oh my god.
Oh that would actually be crazy.
Holy shit.
Could you imagine?
to
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
I find this.
These cues are really long because of the test server. Maybe I should have done this earlier in the day.
I should have done it earlier in the day probably. Favorite snack. Like if I could just have any.
like just anything or something that I actually eat regularly
I don't really snack a lot
yeah I don't really snack a lot
I've been on a tostitos scoops kick lately. I found a fire like salsa. I've been eating
some of those in salsa, but that's not typical of me. I don't really snack a lot. I bought
a bag of that um that white cheddar popcorn the other day the one in the black bag that they had
in your uh your school cafeteria vending machine
a lot of big-ass bag of that is it no it's not smart pop smart pop is the
smart food smart food yeah the smart food that one the one that gets the white
cheddar all over your fingers
that stuff's pretty good you just can't touch it with your hands if you touch
it with your hands you're screwed
one
one okay fire snack
someone mentioned Girl Scout cookies the other day I get the grasshopper
Keebler Elf cookies they like knock off in mint Girl Scout cookies
and you throw the whole package in the freezer and you eat them out of the freezer
that's good shit that's a nice snack
That's good.
Oh, so I go.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You
Black console 18 years
We got the shot we got the shot on my corn toes that's a nice gate
where we going in finally fuck yeah we're going in these are just randoms we're playing
the test server this is a new map I don't know this map at all so these are
just randos on the test server this guy seems to know he's getting down and dirty
with
What are we doing guys, are we gonna kill these fuckers or what?
We'll stay with the team.
We'll stay with the team.
Scab.
Wait, did we?
one of our guys died oh yeah one of our boys fucking died
who of our boys died
oh sweet Jesus
hopefully he's got a good bullet in here
Oh dude, literally none of my keybonds. I can't even scope in more on this right now. My keybonds are so scuffed
Didn't transfer my keybonds
We just go inside or something
We're on a power switch
There's the power switch
Why does the control tower storage room, or does the control tower power switch, though?
Oh, it's open. Wait, no, it's not. Oh, this is it.
Why do I cover me with a boot over here?
of
the
death of
death
of
the
death
of
the
He got he got knocked
I
Need a good arm around to holy shit
He had a very good armor on and I deleted him the CI 19. I don't know what that is. This is some Chinese gun
I don't want it supposed to be you won 9-1 some China gun
Oh, I didn't look the other guy killed it's fine. I don't need crazy
Crazy money
We're just on the test server
Just grabbing stuff because it's fun to do
like shit
this is a second floors man oh my god it looks like an Epstein photo
I swear to my go in here and show elevator which is inside the control tower call the elevator
Okay, this isn't that crazy near, but it's all a loop.
It's down, we've got to go down for the elevator or something, or stairs.
That's an elevator, but it's not active.
Go ahead and hit him on.
Down here is more spooky.
That's the switch.
That's over here.
I don't know what this guy's doing.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Well, is he saying other players are here?
I'm going to check the back, okay?
Okay.
of
their deep as fuck in there
Oh
We have encrypted archive data. Oh my god, it's up there. I want it
Need some help over here
Hey, this guy's not flanking
What you flanking quiet you be fucking quiet shut your mouth
I don't think I get on these planters now
There's a hiding in there I don't get this encrypted bullshit
I don't know how to get out of here.
Staircase to the right.
The lounge.
Open.
Break door.
I don't think I can actually break those.
I'm standing here, access terminal.
Uh, okay.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that.
I
Didn't follow team go they're just a little over there
You get three times. Oh, I'm unlocking. Okay, sweet. I have that key
Well as this executive lounge and there's poop in it and there's poop in it
Yeah, okay, I
of
the
death
of
the
man
Oh fuck he's up there
Oh
Why is very low one
Holy fucking... Oh, I think that's my flashbang still going off. It's like a multi-bang.
I don't know if that boy is dead.
No, no, no.
Where's not dead?
Where's self-rest?
NOOOOOO!
I thought he died, I thought he was like dead-dead.
I thought he was dead-dead so I went to get him and then he got up and then I was on
a left hand peek and then I died.
And then I die.
Oh, these are the new servers.
I don't know because this is the test server so I'm not sure what tick rate they're on
but they were improving the server tick rate.
I do know that.
It's not out on the test servers, like that makes sense.
To the market, this game worth playing.
It is free on Steam, so it is a very low-barrier entry, just if it looks interesting, download
it, try it out, see what you think.
It is a very good game though, I've played a lot of it, howdy armorer, if I want to play
with friends though, you want to be in a squad with your buddies, very fun in a squad over
being solo.
I had so many fucking guns on me. I had so many fucking guns on me. I don't wanna build
another gun!
Oh shit, it's really expensive on the server.
Bunch mef. What's this new gun?
Oh, what the hell is this am b17 9 by 39?
Oh, that's not that good
Is this no, that's not the new gun. Where's the new gun? Was it the you something?
Is that all you do?
Easy enough, I like easy guns to build.
Fuck yeah.
Super easy to build all right. Let's go to I think I've got everything I need. It's like a pancilla is like a drinks
Let's go die again
under your spell
spell
I want to watch this fight, I want to watch this fight, I want to watch this fight, I
I don't know what it's like.
Wait, shut up. Did it start the
Jake Paul flight?
Did it start? Hey, Tony, have
you seen the clown that hides
from gay people lately? No,
me no way I never see him little girls fighting
It's on Netflix. The fights are on Netflix
Fucking Netflix, that's what I said. I was like holy shit. It's on Netflix. They're getting paid
I'm Netflix. I'm gonna cancel my Netflix at some point. I keep saying I'm going to
Videos of me shooting follow me on Instagram and Twitter. That's where most of that stuff goes or
Kind of the only places I can sell posts
That kind of shit and it doesn't get your whole account fucked
At least Instagram stories are fine
Quitter is fine. There's a few things on Twitter
YouTube is a big no-no for that though
YouTube does not like that kind of activity
Mmm-hmm.
Demo wrench? Well, he didn't get banned or anything.
I'm sure that the attitude of YouTube towards firearms content swayed his opinion to retire somewhat.
I'm sure that had some kind of effect over it.
I
People vlog smoking weed and shrooms. Well, yeah, they don't care about drugs
They don't care about drums or anything like
Good for you. They just care about the bad stuff like responsible usage of your second amendment, right?
They're fine with good things like drugs.
They're fine with that.
Also, they probably do care about the drugs as well.
I'm 16k hours in ifty. I have like 16,000 hours streamed in Tarkov. Little unplayed,
yeah. I feel a lot. A lot of fucking hours in there.
the
the
the
My teammates look very small.
They look very, very small, where we're on the map, like, take it all.
He's staying here very much.
seems pretty cool
my god that's a large man
I was above.
not good
of
of
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Get out of your feet, you motherfucker!
I'm assuming you can't shoot through this glass with the door you can't- I actually
don't know, I just assumed.
This is a brand new map, I've never played it until like just now.
Still figuring that kind of shit out.
The new 9x39 gun used the VSS mags, I have no idea.
Bad, I don't know.
Are we stuck up here?
Oh, no, we're good.
Look at that handwork.
Look at the fucking handwork on him.
The safe.
Good.
Purple purple purple antenna antenna
um
oh
That's all you
Oh no, I won another one.
Can't ping.
Kill his ass! Oh no!
No! Kill him!
Oh no, I'm not dying. Oh well done.
Oh well done. I got my whole team killed.
I got my whole team killed. That's my bad.
That's my bad, guys. I almost saw me.
homie's gonna clutch the shit out of the mpx
oh brother you are so fucked my friend
you are beyond fucked right now
this guy is so fucking dead
you believe? I believe in our friend right here. He can do it. 9mm is best millimeter.
there
Is that lettuce in front of them?
That looks like lettuce.
Brother, what are you doing?
What are you doing with that thing?
I need to make an escape.
Brother, this guy brought every fucking grenade.
Molotovs, grenades, smokes, everything.
It looks like he's about to take B bombsite on cash.
He's in the absolute worst fucking place, too.
Oh, god.
guy baby fucking scab no brother no brother you got it all the scab brother
brother the scab
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
I'm talking about.
You might be able to knock one of them, I doubt he's going to full kill one of them,
but he did some fucking things, he's just so not fucking...
You see him!
You know where he's at 100% you know.
He hasn't died yet because his enemy team is a bunch of fucking pussies.
And they won't push him and kill him.
But as soon as they run, this guy dies, but they just won't do anything.
They got an army out there and they haven't peaked.
This is the new map.
Yeah, airport.
Oh my god, more scabs.
Oh, what's that again, bro?
You ain't winning this fight, Sony.
Sony, you ain't winning this fight.
I'm going to go out to the right is a lot of the one this is sad and this is just cyber
bullying.
This guy's this is the equivalent of getting shoved into a locker and this game we got
a Timmy.
I added the Timmy voice line.
They actually added a voice line to get a Timmy.
I can't believe these guys haven't just pushed and killed them.
These guys are the biggest pussmasters I've ever seen in my life.
What the scab?
Oh you, oh you fucked, you fucked it.
You fucked it son.
Son, son you fucked it.
You're done goofed.
You're done goofed son.
No
After all that all of that and he goes down in the worst way possible. Oh
Man, I
Mean I thought he would take maybe one of them down, but he just
He just oh we oh
We he really let that one go
That sucks and I do like a I don't think I can I think you have to go in yeah I can't do winter northridge
Okay, we'll check that is this this fight's about to start I think I'm just gonna I
Mean we go watch it on kick or you just hang out on kick and watch it I
Need to check out this other map, but it's not open yet
so we can't they got the moment melee only
a what melee only shooting range like a melee only
there's no way this is online right
now
Yeah, they don't have the mode.
Lobby.
Oh, you should have died. They have snowy Northridge.
This is the map. I want to check it out, but you can't. They have it like rotating.
Snowy Northridge.
All right, so wait what's the deal with these fights?
Are they about to start like right now because if not I'm gonna get off
Not for a bit I
Thought they were supposed to start at
Let me see. I thought they were supposed to fight at, um...
It's Snowy Northridge on mobile.
It is on...
It is also on PC, but it rotates, like, every few hours.
I
Pull my Netflix Netflix
I'll have to update my app
Hold on I'm updating my app
It started oh it doesn't even have my credentials saved oh my god sign in
There we go.
Open, where are I watching this shit at, is it on my homepage?
Oh, man. Where are you at? Is it on the homepage? Let's see. Jake. Oh, there it is. It's right
It's a dramatic music playing.
Watch live.
Oh, can't be leaking that audio.
I'm just seeing.
time on this is going I can't stream it like the best I can do is hang out while
I watch it but I can't stream it
is, I will, how do they not have a start time for this shit? It's gonna be a while. I mean,
I guess we'll hop on over to kick. I'll just keep streaming on kick and we'll hang out and
see how long this goes for and if it's if it is on for if it comes on soon then
I'll uh then I'll watch it if it doesn't I'll get off so I'll be on kick guys kick
dot com for us landmark see you there if you want to keep chilling the link is
right there I will see y'all in a bit have a great night though if not see
See you later, guys.