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What's up guys hello
Sorry, I'm late very late today. That's okay. It's the holidays. I'm glad to be late. I
Lot of me late I
Was bored to death after that fucking fight last night. I
Was bored to death then
I don't know why I decided to watch that garbage
It was not mid as fuck it was terrible it was it was it was
Like one of the worst fights I've ever watched
It was low-key not even low-key. It was hella embarrassing for Jake Paul like I
Know you're fighting a fucking like giga chat boxer, but like
You can't grab on his leg over and over it
It was cool seeing his jaw breaking two places
His jaw did get fucking broken. I saw that
the x-rays I saw it they took a picture inside of his mouth after two dude his
teeth were like completely crooked bent in
Jake Paul's not a real boxer
I mean, that wasn't even a real fight, like,
you're fighting a heavyweight.
The guy is 30 pounds on you.
You can't fight a trained boxer who is 30 pounds on you.
Like, there's weight classes for a reason.
Like, it's not a real fight.
Like, you can't,
the guy's six inches and 30 pounds on him.
Like, what do you think is gonna happen?
You're gonna fucking die.
If Jake was leaned out he'd be like 200 pounds this guy has like 40 fucking pounds of muscle on him like
Really what are we what are you gonna do yet, bro? He's gonna fucking demolish you
Oh wait shit, um, it's been fucking Andrew date fighting tonight, too. He's fighting that other guy
I think and your date fighting right
All right, where are we going? Do I have a daily quest yet? No, I do not
I don't have any dailies how unfortunate oh my bro. He's back good lord man. God brother
Holy fuck
Sorry, I think I'm getting sick
Nasty bro 25 gifted I'm 25 minutes into the stream. Thank you so much brother. Thank you
Well, okay, you can also tell
AJ was holding back in the fight in the first rounds. I think he was being cautious, but
He was definitely holding back
I low key think it was slightly rigged
Like I not rigged in the sense that he wasn't gonna win or something. I think they wanted it to not only last one round. I
Think there was kind of an unspoken agreement like let's make this go more than two rounds. I
I
Loki I think that I don't think it was rigged it wasn't written a sense of like the winner is gonna be decided but I think
Jake probably knew he was gonna get his ass beat and
Was like hey just let's make it go like a couple of rounds. So
It's you know, it's not just like a shitty event, right?
That's what I'm thinking happened
all right let's uh let's grab us a gun here
let's grab us a gun here what kind are we gonna use here table mcx
I want to parlay on how many times Jake took a knee and hugged his opponent.
I was at an actual parlay.
I could have done that.
I don't think I could have anticipated how many times.
I don't know if I could have even won that bet.
I think the amount of times was astronomical.
Who could have foreseen?
I want you back to...
So I'm just getting mags.
Just getting the magazines here.
And just to get in some magazines, why do I have like no CBJ, shouldn't I have fucked
tons of CBJ?
Been buying it nonstop, where does it all go?
I'm going to put it in the
ship in the dark.
All right, this is one of all streets.
We got a little Cabana XP to
to rip it off.
You hear the jazz go down.
well
that's uh...
that's not english
it's
I'm sorry, but Jake is a scud. Yes. He can know what a scud is
This was going to happen sooner than later
Just didn't expect his jaw to be broken to places. Maybe you rethink being so loud
There's nothing to rethink this is all orchestrated. It's like
He doesn't care about be I think he actually likes boxing, but he's not trying to be a world champion boxer
He's just trying to make fuck tons of money and he's making more money than any other boxer on the planet. So
like
He's loud for a reason because it it gets people's attention, right? Like
He's not doing it because like
He might actually be a tool in real life. I don't know but he's definitely he puts on a character
Because it gets attention
Nobody likes the humble guy. That's like, oh my opponent was
You know, I'm very, I'm very nervous going through this fight.
I'm training my best.
You know, he's a great fighter.
I have to be careful of him.
I know they want the guy that's the loud mouth.
It's always been like this.
Even all in the UFC, it's always been like the loud mouth guy gets all the attention.
People want to watch.
People want to watch either to see him get the shit kicked out of him.
You know, or they just want to like rage watch their hate watch the fight,
but they still watch the fight.
Yeah, he's provocative gets the people going exactly exactly
Hmm what why is this one?
And so in the Creole
So, we're going to watch this
Andrew Tate fight. Where can I
watch the Andrew Tate fight?
Is that a rumble?
Wait, can I just watch it for free on rumble?
Is that where it is?
It's on Rumble?
Oh Rumble premium
Good thing good thing I just happened to have good thing I just happened to have a rumble premium account
Yeah, yeah good thing I have a rumble premium
Yes
I forgot I bought that the other month
Wow, how fortunate.
Yeah, I forgot to have that thing.
How foolish of me. I almost forgot.
I'm all bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Yep. I mean, Andrew Tate's good when I fight. Let's be real.
Let's be fucking real dude if he if he loses that fight that's absurd
He's probably gonna beat the shit out of that guy
I
But if I and your tape for fuck tons of money, yes, he would probably beat the shit out of me in a boxing match
I'm not gonna lie that dude can legit throw hands
He was a fucking professional kickboxer for many years before he got famous doing other
shit.
There's like clips of him sparring people and stuff on social media.
He legit like is a fighter.
He's not like a pro like, you know, best fighter in the world, but he can box.
No doubt about it.
I could throw hands yeah like a pro boxer would give him a run for his money
but like it an untrained like amateur boxer he's gonna beat the shit out of
He's he's gonna beat the shit out of an amateur like an amateur fighter
Here I'm
Mean he was like
He was a world champ kickboxer, but like well
There's so many different titles and divisions and boxing and kickboxing like I don't know how much world champ even really means
But the dude can fight
He can he can box regardless of like whatever his status is
He's not like he's not just like some random chump that you know, oh, I've been training boxing for the last three months like
You know
Hey, you look up like clips of him sparring people
And social media is he's like head movement like
He like dodge a punch and just like clock someone right on the chin while he's dodging it's actually pretty impressive
I don't know how I was fighting was over here there was a whole bunch of fighting more
We're fighting down there.
Zip or lie it though.
Ever do a boxing fight?
Yeah, but it would have to be for enough money
Did I go and fight Jake Paul for 90 million dollars brother hell yeah fuck yeah
Yes sir I'd get in there
Yeah, so who's got a contact on Netflix?
Let me make some moves.
Let me have the phone with the Netflix people.
My people talk to the Netflix people.
I believe somebody is killing our combatant right now, I'm not very happy about that.
I'm gonna go and not die.
of
the
death
of
death
of
GRANETTA!
Okay, come on.
They call me the Kaboosee Slayer.
Maybe that's not what they call me. They formerly called me the Kaboosee Slayer. Not anymore. Not anymore after that.
What the fuck was that, bro?
He's usually not on the stairs.
Usually he's not on the stairs. What the fuck?
Yeah, well, I don't think I ever take that angle again
Head ears hell yeah
Hell yeah my ears
All right bad angle bad angle
The man formerly known as the Kapusi Slayer
I can't take a pussy's leg.
Fuck it, hell, man.
Oh, my God.
I can be my um you know when they announce me like walking out to my my boxy magic and say land
Formerly known as the Kaposi Slare Mark.
Fighting out of the red quarter.
Oh, my God.
Oh, sir. Oh, sir. Oh,
I love watching your streams too much to deal with ads. Thank you. Nobody want them damn ads.
Nobody want them damn ads.
me personally I love watching ads. I live for that shit. I live for that shit man.
Oh
My god, what the fuck
Brother
50 brother dude, that's crazy man. That's fucking crazy. What the actual shit dude
50 gifted nasty, thank you so much. I can't dude. What the hell?
That is outrageous. Thank you so much.
God damn. Thank you so much, man. Honestly, yesterday as well. Thank you.
Little bit of that action on there. Little bit of that. Little bit of that. Little bit of that.
Little bit of that. Little bit of that.
come over here bang, throw it down now, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang, zing, pow, bang, what, boom, bang, pow, bang, boom, bang, bang, bang,
bang bang i don't know what i'm saying anymore what am i even fucking saying
oh let's go
four
damn key let's go on prestige one more month
Thank you, Kurt.
Police chase.
Not that I know of.
There's a chase.
I'm just about level 50 will have low 51 today. Honestly, like another week week or so of
gaming probably, and we'll hit this.
This way through my home.
Oh
Really Jake Paul needed steel plates on both sides of his jaw. I mean you see the x-rays
Well, not even the x-rays the fucking picture inside of his mouth dude
the left side of his jaw on the bottom was like normally it's like this it was
his shit was crooked it was it was it went from 90 degrees to 45 degrees bent into his tongue
his shit his jaw broken two places
I
Don't know man not paid though
Got paid
That shit's not scripted
Hey, I was saying it's not scripted
But I do think that AJ went easy on him and let him out of the first few rounds
I think maybe the first round
The first round maybe the second was he was just feeling it out
Shaken off the rust because he hasn't fought in a while
Feeling him out so he doesn't get hit with like a crazy punch out of nowhere
Well, Jake's fresh and like lose and then he just saw he was getting a little tired, but he was holding back. I'm pretty sure
He
Yeah, he was not he had many many opportunities just lay him the fuck out with the right hand and he didn't take any of them
No, he didn't break a sweat. I mean, that's the that's the difference, man. You have like a real boxer.
You know, that's the cardio difference. Honestly, it's just a conditioning and cardio difference right there.
Like a world-class boxer is a like he can fight for every fucking round in the ring
He's not gonna gas out like that, you know a couple rounds in he that dude is gonna be fucking tip-top
You know he'll get tired, but he's gonna be he's not gonna be fucking wobble in like gasping for air
Like that dude has been training to box for years and years and years
He could go all eight of those rounds and and be good every single round
Jake was smoked after like three or four rounds he couldn't even fucking breathe
He needed an inhaler
He was in fucking
He was dry heaving in the corner
Yeah, he was fucking done
I mean to be fair to
You also have to like realize that you're fighting guys 30 pounds heavier than you
That takes a lot of energy out of you
Well that dude puts his weight on you or hits you with a punch or like you're clenching with them that fucking 30 pounds
that
That wears you down
You know like that is just
There's no way around it. It's just physics. Like you're going to get tired
When you clinch up with that like he has just he can just lean on you and you are tired as fuck
Yeah, there's way classes for a reason exactly
I've been in a fight before yeah yeah yeah been a long time don't ever plan on
getting in another one
this fights are dumb as fuck honestly they're like really fucking stupid I
grew up on my island everyone's been in a fight you grew up on my island let's be
real. That's me real man. Really stupid thing to do honestly. Really fucking stupid thing.
today? No, impossible. Possible. A massage. No, I'll pass the massage. I'll pass. I'm
getting unalive, but let's just, I guess there's no rules in a fight. There's no like, there's
no clean fight there's no ref there's no rules like there's bystanders that get
involved like there's just any that's so unpredictable anything gonna happen
it's really fucking stupid
I'm gonna go get some more.
You're not too bad!
God damn it, shit!
He was laying on the floor like a pussy, I've seen him there.
You're not ready for this shit, baby.
Oh, one dead.
Maybe we'll get the second one, and then they went through the door.
You don't fucking know shit how to fucking win a war.
Come on, come on, cock sucker.
Fuck you die you fucking shit
What is this grenade audio
I don't even hear him pulling the pin on him.
Hey you!
Fucking jumping around there!
Fucking die!
I
Move that
What the fuck are you doing?
Fuck, you fucking shit!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, you fucking shit!
Like I got damn fiddle
I could not even land this shot
Same call me a honeybee shit
Shit
Call me a honeybee man
I'm not sure what this is.
Peace of shit.
Go to my magazines. There's gotta be people in two storey or something though as well.
Gotta be.
Got some. Hell yeah.
Yes we did.
over my damn thorns.
Lover action Andy with the loose first hot shit drip on.
A little scabby boy over there.
He got from me.
Augustus. Just an Augustus.
All zoomed. There's a setting for it in the game settings. You can just zoom speed with scroll.
Shit, I'm bringing these. I got a dorms to mark them. They'd get a mark them key
That's the leadex
That's a little leddie. Okay.
I'm gonna get a fucking Rasha'la figurine in this thing.
Still need a Rasha'la doll.
He's not bad.
Orsas would take that.
All right, you think the cause here?
Good.
He did a good job with the voice lines.
I mean he's not a good voice actor, but the lines are good and funny.
I guess we'll just go up the side here, I don't know.
take it down
down above
but it wasn't there. I live in yellow. Yeah, if I, no, if I need to find it, I'll just
go in yellow room and get one. Like, but I still have a long time until we prestige,
so it's not urgent. When we hit like level 54 or something, if I still don't have
to figure out just some labs and get it.
That'll be a big deal.
My frames are awful right here, holy moly.
Another black one.
That's a shawl, oh.
Huh?
Not exactly where you want to be fighting these guys.
I
Doesn't we're shall I have a wish all of doll
Fugins guys
Back here
All right, let's go.
Oh, fuck, he's right there.
Oh my god.
X.
Yax.
Do you know when drops end? Today's the last day for drops, right?
Hey, drops.
What kind of time do they end?
All right and let's leave bring it on back
We'll bring it on back bring it around town bring it around
out. Okay, good raid. Nice little nice little PvP. Little two piece McNuggets and the dorms.
Wait, are there no more drops?
Wait, are drops over by the way?
And?
How's that?
I don't know, it's not even in the title anymore.
I'm just going to get 12,000 man and then the 20th today's the 20th so like what
time today were they ending I guess early early early early early early early
It's the
M
I'm a memory.
under K.
Missed one that our SAS would have done for like 300 K.
You're in 20s, cheap.
Okay, let's get her back in there.
How are you how are you gonna get away in an ambulance? You're in a fucking ambulance. They're not I'll just on the road
Where are you going with it?
And there's probably like some kind of tracking device in it. Yeah as well
Like I know maybe the guys trying to complete is a samples quest and gets the message six out of the ambulance
But like there's better ways
no meds no there's got to be meds in the back of an ambulance how could there not
be how could there not be drugs in the back of an ambulance there has to be
there's got to be a ton there's got to be like painkillers and fucking meth
basically like the medical equivalent of meth morphine it's gonna be all
time of shit. He had a medical fentanyl. Exactly. Yeah, got that med fent.
Harley, thank you, Jewelbur. Thank you. On the ambulance. No, there's gotta be.
Why would there not be? I mean, I'm not an EMT, but why would there not be drugs in the ambulance?
If you go into an emergency and the guy's dying, don't you need the drugs?
So, oh, sorry, we're not allowed to have drugs in the ambulance. You're just gonna die now
It's got a right
I would think there's gotta be
That's like a fire truck without a hose
Well, we're not allowed to hose on the fire trucks too dangerous. We're just showing up to look good
There's got to be drugs in the ambulance, mostly in a paramedics bag.
I don't know.
Somebody's got to know, right?
It's a BLS ambulance versus an ALS ambulance.
I don't know what the basic versus advanced life support.
OK, so maybe the basic one is like not,
it doesn't have the Fenty in the back and the other one
has it.
They probably don't have tons of drugs, but I'm sure they have like a plethora of them.
They have a wide but shallow amount of drugs, right?
Lots of different drugs but only a little bit of each drug.
Yeah.
You don't need 10 grams of meth to choose up one patient.
Right? You just need a little bit.
I mean, they definitely keep putting amphetamines in the ambulance, right?
Amphetamines are used medically.
Basically every drug that people take recreationally was originated as a medical drug, right, like
But isn't that how it works?
I'm from heroin?
Yeah, maybe not.
I mean, maybe in like the 1800s, say, in medical heroin.
To be honest, I don't know.
Yeah, I thought I would have learned after last raid, I still didn't grab those keys.
and PC blessed me.
I'm feeling so much better. I thought it was that tramadol shit that we were talking about
Ramadol not Trimadol, Ramadol. You can loot some red PCs now, yes. Not all of them in
the game, but some of them you can now.
I
More developed for sports specifically is that true
But I feel like that's not true because it doesn't it doesn't take so much fucking money and trials like money
Research trials to like develop these drugs
Fuck that guy up
I thought most of it was for medicine and then they're like oh wait if you have a guy
that has severe muscle loss from like a burn accident it grows his muscles back what happens
if you give it to a guy that wasn't burned oh shit you get Ronnie Coleman look at that wow
Wow
Rapparani, where he died?
Trynna call him and then die, right?
Well, he probably hasn't had too much left in him, unfortunately, but he's still kicking.
come out, come out, bitch!
I'm coming!
Hey, no, I'm not!
He's back again!
Just let us pass and you will be scared!
Just fucking die, you fucking shit!
I baited him anyway, I baited his ass anyway, I wanted to hop over but I guess I didn't
I don't need to.
I killed the Vashalla.
That's Vashulu.
Yeah, great, I need one of those.
I'm sorry, I'm fine, I'm better.
I'm a scape dog tag.
I don't know I didn't pay that shit.
Oh my god, he really just did that to that man.
Crisp clean lock boys straight through the Terra Group Red Cargo container, we got him
now live on camera.
We got him.
Aim lock.
It's been clean.
Crisp and a-clean.
Crispy cream, I want some crispy cream right out, dude.
I want a, you know the crispy cream, the glazed, but it's got the extra chocolate glaze on
the top half of it?
That's what I want.
It's probably like 90 grams of sugar for one donut.
Fuck, bro.
I just had some, or I want to dunk in strawberry frosted.
Fuck, that also sounds really good with the sprinkles on it.
Fuck.
It's like cream filled donuts, like a good Boston cream, Boston cream with the chocolate
on top.
The chocolate glaze on top, yeah.
Donuts not really my favorite. I'll eat them, but not really my favorite. It's not my first pick. I
Just I like glaze I like glaze chocolate frosted strawberry frosted
Boston cream with the chocolate on top it doesn't have the chocolate on top meh and the French coulis
So, there's only 23 grams of sugar per donut?
What?
Only, I mean, it's a lot, but I thought it'd be more.
of
the
I remember you riding me in dorms little bro.
That's your personal now little bro, that's your personal.
GG's.
Not gonna win against the Tijila mask or the fucking MP7.
That's not gonna happen.
I don't want to wait for something inside me to feel.
I'd delete this
Hey, Tony when we'll start streaming also, uh tomorrow
Tomorrow
Not actually though.
Munchkins.
Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins? I'll take some. Give me some.
Give me some.
the
Oh, that's why I'm on by the- That's why!
Oops, I can't buy more plates. Whoopsies!
Yeah.
I'm just not doing what I need to do, there we go.
I thought I would like.
Bum bum bum bum.
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.
of
the
The fridge he yells loots already hit move on like I'm summer level three scab with a busted man walks into the living room
With the confidence of someone who's never lost a kit on labs
It's not like a chat bro, I'm like a Chad
When is the oil stream bro?
Uh, next year.
January 3rd.
Hmm
January 3rd is the day be there or be square
Be there or be square
All smooth, like that.
I paint the press I cut out.
Be a me.
I don't think we're getting Santa we are getting a winter event, but I don't think we're getting
a like holiday Santa Claus type thing.
I'm supposed to get like the mega, the mega winter event.
The mega winter event.
the
megalointervent and have a frostbite or some shit back in the game
I'd be snow and cold with frostbite and shit, I think.
I don't think we're getting santa.
Alright, I'm gonna start banning people in chat.
Cut it out right now.
First and final warning.
Next person I see that says something annoying that bothers me and permabanding you.
That's it.
complain what happens cut it out
somebody jumped out
I can't hear shit with that buzzin
this guy
fucking die bro he's a fucking die
get a kill helmet on that guy
he ate some pun ammo
That was only a... what?
We only had a...
Korund on?
What the fuck is that?
There ain't so many bullets for a Korund.
The helmet ate like one or two shots, but dude I put a ton into his chest.
Oh no headshot there, what?
Really?
Okay
I'm not getting my headshots today or they're bouncing
No.
Then he runs back down while you're running back down here.
Get my boy!
I know your boy is watching the stream.
like I'm not come on dude I'm not stupid I'm not dumb man
Interesting strategy.
strategy. Interesting strategy. What's wrong about that method? I don't know about that
I'm at this.
What up?
What up, what up, what up?
Open that, okay.
Did I open their backpacks?
I don't know if I opened their backpacks or not, did I?
Yeah, right.
Egg-y nuts.
The first guide.
Okay.
Hard wood.
I don't know.
He's above me now, I don't know if that'll use him.
But he is above though.
Look out, you coward!
The posh sultan nacho, blyat!
Hey, you! Fucking jumping around there, fucking die!
Dude, I can't see fucking anything in this helmet, but I hear another guy.
I like I heard someone else right before I peaked that guy
There's another I see that's pretty bad
I gonna fucking kill you not to get the new one no no no no fuck with me
I'm not gonna...
Good.
I'm not gonna...
Gluten.
I'm not gonna throw it on the ground.
I know.
I'm gonna...
There's no way he would make that...
I can't do that, I can't!
Oh my god, that's fucking hilarious!
Oh my god.
Dude, that guy's accent was great too.
I'm sorry, but that was fucking funny.
You have another weapon, man, I know.
Oh man.
Oh, man. Is that a finish accent? That shit was hilarious. Oh, man. Oh, I needed that.
I was good.
Well, I can't want to kill me through that kill-out.
I'm not with that fucking knife.
Well, you got to snooze your lose, brother.
This move you lose, brother.
Got to sneeze now.
Excuse me, oh god.
Let's get out of here.
Oh, let's get out of here.
Are you sure?
Shaloudau?
Over here.
I'm lagging.
We are lagging.
Houston, we have a problem.
Oh my god.
someone threw a grenade at me
oh my god someone threw a grenade at me right at the end there we heard it
right at the end there someone threw a grenade oh my
oh my
Well, 4k for 4000 XP. Let's go. Let's go.
Oh
Thinking I should have my deli soon
I think
you would think that we did hold on ice
but are people scan 1.3 kilograms is that the normal about can you still scan this
I don't have any room for himos that.
There's so many of them.
too much shit in my stash. Oh, I need to get, I need to get equines.
I
Could be the end
Big gun that I
Have too many bitcoins. It's just gave some them too rich. I got too many shit
You're so rich. Can't let you in that raid. You're too rich.
We believe but wait no my my quest I'm so stupid my quests my quests
Not my time.
I'll be more than you and me.
This is from uh
George. Mr. George.
I made scans with a headshot for one tunnel underground zero
I made a PMC operatives any location easy
My insecure magnetic tape cassettes for 30k
Shorla
Ma
Climab Street flair for 50,000 for four flair extracts fuck yeah fuck yeah, man
Survive streets of Tarkov four times from 40k perfect that stacks up beautifully eliminated five PMC's it's only 22k though
Oh shit, you guys can't see my screen my bad. Sorry. I didn't realize so we're gonna go to streets
We got a track from streets. We've got to take four flare extracts on streets. Sorry about that fellas my apologies and I realize
You realize that we were covered up. I
Was not aware
The chocolate starfish
I'm sorry, I just had to tell George something.
Mr. George, Mr. George, uh, thanks.
I just did it
Just did it how many bitcoins I have we have
We're five 28 bitcoins 28 bitcoins
28 bitcoins
So how bad we should have about
40 or so and we should have a 40 when we prestige probably more actually
We'll have a whole lot. That's for them. Sure. That's what you want to do.
Our goal in these raids is literally just to take the flare extract four times.
That's it.
There's literally four Flare Extracts and we get like 90,000 XP fire in all the main
store requests.
Yup, my escaping Tarkov videos on YouTube as well.
I'll link it.
Shall we link it?
You want to watch the video of me escaping and finishing?
On tent.
There you go.
Right there.
the
the price of my PC I could tell you I bought this PC recently it was like
six thousand few hundred dollars extra dollars six thousand something dollars
half of it was the fucking GPU this was also before ramflation happened now this
is before ramflation happened I paid a few hundred bucks for the RAM
well what happened was my my other PC had non-stop issues from the day I got it
and I just I raged out one day and ran to the store and just swiped my
credit card and built a new PC and then came back. I just rage quit all my PC
issues and I said nope just give me all the best shit I'm not dealing with any
crap. That's what happened. My rage swiped. I built this PC yeah. I haven't built one
in a while but I built this one just because I wanted to get it done that
day I didn't want to like wait like days for a PC or just like I'm fucking doing
now dude Tarkov wipes incoming like I need a PC let's get this thing rocking
ASAP I don't want any issues
honestly yeah I so the last time I built a PC was when I first started
streaming really it was probably like 2019 and I mean the process is still the
same but it's they're way easier to build now like everything's just made better
like when you're plugging in all the front panel shit into the motherboard
there's just one plug now it's not like seven different little like seven
different little wires one of them you just plug in one thing you don't even
have to do any wires for the only wires you need even or the motherboard power
and then your GPU power which is like three cables there's like no cable
management to do anymore because there's no you don't have any like hard drive
cables and shit like that just put an M2 drive in the motherboard like it's
really fucking easy easy yeah there's like nothing to do fans I mean you just
link up a couple of fans and plug them into your, like, another board in the fan slot,
like, you know.
And cables take two seconds, I don't know.
I don't love, actually, I don't love setting up a PC with Windows and all that other,
all the other bullshit updating your drivers and stuff, fuck all that, but actually just
building the PC is like, it's always been easy, but it's very streamlined nowadays.
like if you've done it before, like an hour tops, mate, you know?
Honestly.
This guy's dealing all my kills.
I'm going to place it in the CPU socket, yep.
line up the arrow with the arrow it only goes in one way and just drop it into the CPU socket and
then boom it only goes in one way you line up the two little white arrows and and you just drop it in
Normal paste a fucking monkey could put thermal paste on a CPU
I'm fucking monkey you can do that bro.
A lot of coolers have it, if it doesn't, just make a little X, make a little X, you
really can't put too much.
Worst case scenario, a little bit seeps out of the sides and then allow a big deal.
I mean what happens if you put too, I mean I guess you could put too much.
I guess technically you could, but you've got to really fucking glob it on there.
Well no, actually, you know, even if you put too much, what happens?
Nothing, it seeps out, it gets squeezed out of the sides as you tighten the bracket for
the cooler and then it just sits there and your motherboard looks a little gross but
it doesn't do anything because it doesn't conduct electricity.
But nothing happens.
You might make a little bit of a mess, but it literally does nothing you actually can't put too much
The bus is. Thanks, Bowls. Thank you for the bussers. GPU sag, you get one of those little
pegs and you stick it under the GPU and then hold it up or it comes with one or a fucking
Lego brick or a block of wood or anything.
I could crush a fucking empty can of white monster and hold my GPU up with it, literally
anything.
I might guess preferably something non-metallic, but literally anything.
I could put a block of fucking Parmesan cheese under my GPU and stop it from sagging.
I can't go there, I don't know what...
I got a little moldy, but it'll hold it up.
You can buy a bunch of RAM sticks and use those to support the GPU.
Just stack them up on top of each other.
32
two hundred and fifty six gigs of DDR5 in there just walk around like a fucking, like a fucking rich man, big ball of things
yeah girl that's five hundred twelve gigs of DDR5 on my chain
sup, have your ball on like that, shit, pearl out, thank you for the five gifted subs
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Yeah, this shit's 6400 megahertz.
How the fuck you don't want to?
of
the
share of
the
I
Yes
Bukjak
Oh
Bukjak
No, I'm not Bukkaki.
Did you- Motherfuck me, die.
Oh my god, dude, please.
Bukkaki, you guys never watched Sopranos, apparently.
I have that one call that other one over there.
Puck Yuck.
Hey, I can say that.
What's it mean, Conte?
See that's some fucking money.
Oh man.
Oh, I missed the young man.
I'm sorry.
I missed the young man.
Oh, man.
Ooh, a wristy helmet. Very nice.
Nice wristy you got there, friend. Thank you.
And that's the Maltesanti Special.
It's something that, um, what's that guy, the director? What's his name?
The guy that worked on Star Wars.
What's that guy's name?
Tarlins? No.
Don Favreau. Yeah, yeah, they had him in there.
Oh, it's George.
George, it's George.
Three more extracts to go as well, yes.
Thanks, George.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to get some more, more three more extracts, I got to remember to bring a flare.
I deal with Calante efficiently, that doorway I was peeking, that's the way to do it, 100%.
Everywhere else in that mall sucks.
And they will shoot you through the glass floor or something like that.
step in the line of the lead step.
They shoot outside when crossing the street.
They can. They may or may not.
They may or may not luck of the draw not
Well, it's taken up on a shit. It's all these grenades
Anywhere you want to go
Prepare that John
Food and drink
What's a wire cable?
I should go to cord.
All right.
One more Vaseline.
Vamo.
No, Vamo.
Three more extracts.
Easy.
Easy easy easy
It's the next wipe if there even is one I don't know there might not be no one nobody knows
Yet to be determined about the wipes
Yeah, I'm curious to see what they actually do with these seasonal characters that they
they're talking about. Seasonal character type ish.
Mm-mm.
What did I just want?
Goddamn.
I don't know, so if we have a permanent, they are talking about a permanent character and a seasonal character.
I'm assuming they're not going to be separate servers because then what's the point?
How are you gonna if well actually no that would make sense but I don't think
they're gonna do it because then how do you how do you have enough players yeah
I guess it would have to be on separate servers but
I don't know. The comparison would be to Path of Exile for me. More people, I believe, play
the Path of Exile leagues when they drop than the persistent server. I think, but this
This game is way more of a grot, well, it's actually probably more grindy.
I don't know if you're going to get people who want to do that unless there are rewards
for it.
If there are good rewards that you can get, like permanent rewards, then maybe you can
entice people to do it.
Thank you, Vifa Vipers.
Thank you. Thank you, Johnny.
You, you.
There's different content. Well, yeah, I know there's different content. There's like the
whole league mechanic. I guess they could do that. They could say, Hey, there's like
something happening with this
season, you want to play the
seasonal character to experience
what's happening with the game in
this season. I guess that would
be the angle. You get rewards for
each season and there's some
like new thing with the game each
season that makes you want to
play it over the permanent
character. It would have to do
All right, seasonal character, boom, new wipe for this guy.
I don't think that would work.
They have to change stuff each season
if they're going to go that route.
I'll headshot on this one.
that's off the wall on him maybe nope that didn't work till I wanted it to
Oh, forgot him.
F**K, I'm keyed!
Goed up this gun.
There might be another guy, but I only heard him two.
I don't know why I got left to cover.
He should have sat by the truck.
I couldn't tell you what was going through his mind, but besides my bullet.
Epstein files released. Yeah, the hundred and forty pages of complete blacked out document and said they released
They had all these files from the grand jury just completely blacked out they just gave us black rectangles. Yeah, we released the files guys
We should hang them all, minecraft.
Okay.
of
I did something arms out I did
any tips for a first time gun
of the
tree you know what you're doing before you fuck around with it
safe obviously and on safety first
first time you shoot it put one bullet in it do not put more than one in it at the time trust me
One and only one at a time until you get used to it.
I gonna kill you all bastards!
Come on, you're becoming!
Listen, I told you everything, fuck off!
You're a dead man!
Just fucking die you fucking shit!
Fucking cocksucker!
Moodack!
I will pull it!
Blyat, suka, gavno!
I was waiting here that click the click of the reload
load and we strike.
I've done all of this all the time.
Nice cock.
I mean, nice, golden cock.
I
Was the present for you double yab
I'm going to need two more, two more, two more flare extracts on this map, but of course
two more raids, well two more flare extracts, I got China number one, China number one.
the
thousand at all for.
thousand.
and.
not behind you.
Where's a few more of those?
All right.
What am I missing?
Food and drink?
That's it.
I believe that is all.
That's what I'm about to do.
Alrighty. Oh, plates.
Plates need some fixing.
Let's go. I'm gonna go feed my cat. I'll be right back home
you
Thank you.
you
all right
I grabbed the
snack for myself as well
4 form content
4 form content seems to be the meta
IRL streaming seems to be the meta too, but I don't know shit about that
I don't know nothing about that
I'm just here to get this daily quest done, I just wanted to take these flare extracts
quickly, not too quickly, but quickly, truth has been a little boring compared to some
on the other maps lately.
I found them on the wall. It isn't a piece of it.
It is!
That it do be. Who's that?
Ow.
Yeah.
Calante's here at MBD.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my goodness.
really no boss huh
Kp fight last night was fucking terrible. We watched it on stream while I was on a
kick on Twitter YouTube. That's not a kick last night. It's fucking awful that fight.
shit was such a fucking fight
it was terrible
like really really really bad
I saw his teeth and I saw the x-rays of his jaw after he got fucked up
Oh, I'd break my jaw for 90 mil on me up, man.
of
the
death
of
He's just a runder, he's died for it.
Stupid idiot.
Maybe the iron jaw now?
Is he getting plates in his mouth to fix his jaw?
I don't know why I want to watch it but I do. I can't explain it. I just want to watch
it. Wait in an hour? Oh GPU. In one hour? I mean Tate's not losing. You can hate the
guy all you want. He's not losing that fight. He's just straight up not. Can do bye so
So it's early. Wait, so actually, what time is it?
Is it legit in one hour?
We're in the exact time, won't it?
Someone knows?
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this I'll get to the bottom of this
I mean, I'm done.
Wait, what?
Okay, you guys all give me different info.
I gotta figure this out.
I'm gonna go take a fight, Todd.
Why is this not telling me?
What time does it start?
Forbes will tell me, right?
Probably Forbes will tell me.
Around 5 p.m. Eastern.
They're expected to make their ring walks around 5 p.m. Eastern.
It's 5.30 p.m. Eastern right now.
So, the next fight.
I'll just give him a few grades.
Thanks, Mark.
Well, he's working.
I got it. I got it. It's Tony
I don't even know who the fuck is this guy that he's boxing, Chase DeMore?
Who is it?
I've never heard of this guy in my life.
I mean, he probably is, but why is he fighting Andrew Tate?
Like, how did this even happen?
It's a reality star.
I mean, I know like the big, he was, I know that much, but like, I don't know what he's from.
I know he was on some reality show and did like amateur boxing like to some extent
Okay, we have one more extract to do, one more flare extract to do.
done already. She did. Completed.
Yep, one more. They're really easy round the dailies.
Super, super easy round of dailie quests.
I'm not sure if I'm going to
show this flare on me. We're
good. We are good.
Wait, oh, they're boxing. They're not
kickboxing and this they're
boxing.
because I would never use shady links but if I were to randomly put the words the
letters P P V in front of the word streams and then added the dot with the
three letters COM after it's somewhere on there I don't know those letters just
came to me in a dream. I have foreseen them in a dream. They came to me in a vision within
In my mind.
Yes.
It has all become clear to me.
Damn, this guy's getting pissed off right now.
Oh shit! This actually looks like it might be a decent fighter.
I'm three out of five. How's
the rate today? Dude, they have a
live chat on here and there are
some be warned. There are some
vile things in in the in the
chat.
There's some wild things in
a
Come chugger Chad is going crazy
Looking come chugger Chad
They're fucking out of control.
Oh, man.
Yep.
Can I close the chat?
No, you can't even.
of the
I'm just like, I don't know dude, I don't know.
Alright, there's an X but every time I click it it just pulls up a pop-up. I kid
I get this website is like fucking for me
Oh
Wait, I can just cover it. Let me just cover it. I'm just gonna cover it with twitch alerts. There we go
Perfect
And those warren Spencer guys throw bombs
Oh he's throw bombs
All righty, we want quite far away from the Flare Extract.
Okay.
I think I'm going to get it.
That looks good right now.
It looks real good right now.
We're spamming my name in the boxing chat.
fuck yeah fucking sigma chads take that come chugger Chad take that pussy
Oh, I am down there.
Oh, okay.
Is that how you do it?
That's the technique.
Oh, a bitcoin!
Oh, so nice and shiny.
So nice and shiny.
I really want to get off of this mouth to be honest I don't want to be I don't want to
I feel one more round in this fight, and then the answer take goes on.
I literally, the only thing I look at for stats in this game, I just look at putting attachments
makes the stat on that gun go higher or lower.
The actual number of ergo and recoil to me makes no difference.
I just, I think the only real way to know in this game is just to test it out in your hideout.
You make a build and you test it and you say, oh that's pretty good or that, wow that has really bad recoil.
And then you go from there and the actual number it says makes no difference.
That's, that's how I do it.
I couldn't tell you what the 54 recoil, I don't know what the fuck that means.
I just I know that this build this build feels good, so I use this build
Yeah
That's how I do it
Oh, it's in the dark offices on labs are popping up
I don't know
Another raid in sea or maybe they're in their own spot. I'm no clue on that.
Check. Wanted to note each map. Been playing this game forever so I pretty much played all the
the maps as they came out, so it didn't take that long.
I was learning them like one at a time, basically.
You know, I didn't load up the game
and I was like, holy shit, there's nine maps.
It was like, oh, there's two maps
and then they added another one
and then I learned that one.
Then they added another one
and another one and another one.
That's outrageous overrated maybe basic I don't know about that chief I don't know about that one chief
There ain't nothing basic about them titties there ain't nothing
I mean, what I mean, she has a really beautiful smile.
Oh, my.
Okay, I got to find out what this is.
What is this over here?
of
three kids with scab
of
I think it's the babies.
What do you know what to do with all that?
You wouldn't even know what to do with all that.
I feel like an autistic kid walking into a Toys R Us.
I do miss I do miss Toys R Us. I do miss Toys R Us. Man I miss Toys R Us.
This is fucking awesome, man. I used to love when going there.
What a magical place Toys R Us was. You walked in there and you were like, holy fucking shit.
There's toys everywhere. Whoa!
Now, KB Toys was too small.
The KB Toys they had in like malls and stuff where Toys R Us was gigantic.
I remember how big that fucking store was the video game section alone was the size of a KB toys
They had everything bro you had to add you had to get to get the Legos that you wanted on the third shelf
You would have called over a guy with the fucking the staircase on wheels
Like he's a librarian to come over there and get the thing for you
Yeah, imagine a Walmart, but just the entire thing was toys and then 25% of the store was
bicycles in the back and hella bicycles.
Which rest is fucking awesome, but as a magical places you kid at
Way more magical than that island
If you talk about you don't know
where this fight's ending, we're about to see the next one.
The things I have to do is never run
I don't miss Blockbuster and Toys R Us.
I don't miss Blockbuster.
I need the boo.
Blockbuster was not as good as people remember.
I have good memories of going to Blockbuster to get movies and like the part of the experience but
straight up like we have it better now.
We literally have a better now
Radio shack what did you ever get a radio shack? I I don't even know how radio shack stayed in business. What did they even sell?
Like
They had RC toys, yeah, but wouldn't wouldn't you just go to a hobby shop for that?
Like if you wanted remote control shit work or in hobby shops better
Your radio shack was not like Best Buy hold on it was not like Best Buy
But.
Any kind of electoral court you could ever need.
Really?
No, I like I've definitely been to Radio Shack, but I didn't.
Look forward to going to Radio Shack, I don't know.
I interviewed for Radio Shack a long time ago.
In that interview, they asked us what we thought the store was there to tell.
The manager then told us they were there to sell phones.
Lulz.
Lulz sell phones.
Huh.
Sold phones?
radio check was like Micro Center what kind of radio checks do you have the radio
check that was by me growing up was like fucking tiny it was like maybe a
thousand square feet the store like maybe maybe that was probably less
actually
it was small how was it like Micro Center
All right, we finally finished off this nonsense. We get off this map. Did I level up?
We leveled up. We're 51 bitches.
Ah, 51, bitch!
Let me restart my game. I'm just on streets.
Yeah, I'm not talking about Circuit City. Circuit City was like Best Buy.
Circuit City was Best Buy, but red.
Yeah, it's a good analogy. Yeah, it's like going grocery shopping at the gas station.
Like, you'll be able to survive, but it ain't where you want to be.
PC Richards. Okay, wasn't PC Richards just a northeastern thing and that was all appliances.
PC Richards was appliances and speakers and TVs.
He see Richard and sons. Yeah, my dad knew the and sons
He knew that and sons
But I think that was just I don't even know if they're outside of New York, but I think there's just a northeastern thing
You see Richard and sons
There we go
I've heard of PC Richens, they're just like an appliance store in the northeast.
I
Still around
You see Richard and sons this is the thing
I don't know if they're still around the chain
I
Don't know that's like
Where I went where my dad needed a new TV and he dragged me along and we were looking at TVs
It was in PC Richard and some
We're like oh the washing machine we're getting a new washing machine and we're going to PC Richard
That was the place
All right, this fight's about to happen.
the home Depot or Lowe's goers
which ever is closer I mean that's what I do but I don't know some of you guys
might be contractors or have like a you know blue collar business or something
and you might like one over the other I just go to whichever one's closer which
was a home depot closer and go there.
tractor supply.
they don't have that much right tractor supply doesn't have that much.
good day.
of the
day of
the
than even remotely enough to get on a motorcycle on the road with these idiots. On a track, sure, but
like, not gonna get a motorcycle to drive on a track. I would love to have one, I'm sure it's a
fucking blast but i own a blue collar business home depot is where i get most everything except
for gas line those actually has much better materials for gas lines and much better pricing
on it as well i'll call it we're talking i i'm just gonna lose i don't even really go
to lows very much you guys I feel like I infrequently go usually I don't need
stuff that often
man have been starting yeah they're going through their teaser videos right now my stream
is freezing I fucking can't even brush this man it's freezing easy crazy
We're watching Andrew Tate boxing match.
I don't know why the hell not.
Why the hell not?
it's on a rumble premium but maybe someone else could give you a link to somewhere to
you it completely legally completely legally
and please do not try and link it in the chat do not do that i will get in trouble
i kind of want to just hide in the corner so i can watch this
I think tomorrow night we're gonna gamble tomorrow we gamble night
My game is about to freeze.
And we're back.
I should gamble on this fight real quick though.
I'll get another one.
Come on!
Oh my god, they're all lagging.
Oh, there's Mr. Tate about to walk out!
But what is that outfit he's wearing?
What the fuck is that outfit?
What did he have on?
It's more of a hefty bag.
He's got a goddamn hefty bag on.
All right, I'm gonna watch this somebody get up.
Oh, I think this shoot is hella far behind.
This one's hella behind.
I keep freezing three. Three's good. Three. Number three.
I'm just ditched a full level six suck on the
You just ditched a whole level six suck right there. What the fuck?
All right, oh I got this up we're gonna chill a little bit
I'm going to watch this tape fight.
They're King Cobra, they just called them.
The King Cobra.
Wait, does this guy have pink gloves?
You guys got pink gloves on who goes in the ring with pink gloves?
You can't do that.
Any good options for any DC.
Wait, this guy's the misfits heavyweight world champion.
What?
I
Did and you take it's gonna fuck this guy out for real
And you did it's gonna beat this guy's ass
My shit keeps lagging, stop lagging.
Dude, it's lagging so much.
The stream sucks.
What is this guy?
This guy's swinging his left hand like crazy.
So, take fight random insults.
He was a world champion kickboxer when he was younger.
Like this stream lag anymore I'd be able to watch it.
I gotta go to a different link.
Man, it's terrible.
It's so bad.
Link three's dog, I'm on link one.
And it's still dogs.
It's terrible. It's constant lag
To oh well
My computer a day
There we go to looks better
Who looks good?
Tony, you've finally escaped Tarkovans now.
the
I suck at League.
I thought Andrew Tate would look a little bit better than this the other guy looks like shit, too, but
The champ hit the windmill has left hand is just going crazy
He was just standing and the cigars all the cigars are hitting his lungs
It doesn't look super gasped but his mouth it seems like it's open it's hard to tell
Oh
He just hit him with that he just ate that right hand
That was nice he hit him with a good right there take out him with the right
Well, you can't put him in a guillotine, what the fuck are you doing?
He's so fucking flat-footed though.
Why'd you get so flat-footed?
this fight kind of sucks dude this
this shit kind of sucks
body shot
he keeps going for those body shots though I feel like he's gonna get clipped doing that
I
Hello, but how you're doing body shots
It's a hug fast man, it's what I fucking hate about boxing. It's just so much hugging
Anytime someone goes in and hits you with a shot they hug
He's like he's get oh big right hand. I think that missed though
He's dirty boxing man, he's like wrestling him with his elbows and shit
He's dirty boxing this chase guy
I'm watching the Andrew tape versus chase the more boxing right now in Dubai
Take a little break
This is a really boring fight, they're doing a whole lot of nothing.
This guy really, that's his goat on his shorts.
Oh
Yeah, you heard him with that body shot
he
Agitated hit him with that body shot that fucking hurt him
He's hurting right now
I
Think he's picking him apart with these body shots. He's landed a lot of them and some of them have been pretty hard
That was a good right
Chases landed some shots here
Oh
Oh, oh, oh Tate just got fucking slammed. Oh
Man, he just rocked them. Oh
You could see that that one fucking wobbled them
Yeah, he's been chiefin' on them cigars too much.
His cardio ain't there.
His cardio ain't hittin' right now.
Or it's hittin' a little too hard.
Oh
He ducked that shit. Oh good hit. Oh, okay, that's a good exchange. That was good
He ducked the fuck out of that
Okay, that was the wimpiest bell. They run the bell and neither of them knew that the bell run. I
Don't think anyone in that whole arena knew that that bell rung right there. That was the weakest bell I've ever heard
What was that?
I think even the ref was confused. I did the ref was like was that the bell. Oh shit. That was the bell
No, this this fire, okay, this fight's better than last night's fight last night's fight was fucking terrible, bro
last night's fight was so bad.
I
Gotta stop saying top G and champ. I hate this
Everybody's champ does this top G does this
Champ this G that I
Can't man
Less than three
Thank you, John
Honestly, I don't know if Tate's gonna win this. He just looks too gassed
This other guy's got better cardio
This other guy is way more power still chase he is way better cardio and more power right now
Oh, okay. It's a just landed a big right
That was a good right. Okay
He cut his nose too
I
Think that shot actually just zapped him after that right hand that Jason took he looks fucking hurt that one took a lot at him
He looks gas now
All of them do.
He's got more hugging than punching.
They're both just cooked at the moment.
All of them are exhausted.
Ooh, let's have that uppercut.
Very uneventful round. They're booing. Very uneventful round.
That was a terrible that was I don't know if the bell was worse or the round that was terrible
Boxing is a joke. Well, I mean, okay
I mean these aren't like
Real pro boxing fights, but I think part of it's just it's the hugging always in boxing
They need to penalize for hugging
If you grab your opponent you should get penalized
That's why I've always said if you start grabbing them and then like holding them
deductions
They should you shouldn't be allowed to do it in boxing
Yeah, so I I hate it I mean it happens in MMA too
But at least you have to take the guy down to sit on top of them for the whole round, you know
They're booing them, dude.
I
Just a hug fest I would have booed this shit I should start booing myself
Oh, oh that uppercut
That was a big shot Wow, he's going for it again
He's going for it again, the uppercut, three in a row.
Tate just has no power in him right now.
There's the uppercut again.
Tate's gonna lose this fight.
He has no anything he has no response this guy's just throwing these huge
uppercuts at him and he has no response to it at all
four times in a row four or five times in a row oh we hit him with a big shot
again oh no
That wasn't a shot, I knocked him.
He's got to defend himself.
He's not defending himself.
Well, he's hitting him with the weakest shots.
The weakest punches. What are you doing?
I
Do that
Altan these guys they're cardio they're both of them
Oh they hit him wow
I
Barely made it out of that round barely barely barely made it out
Barely
Well, I mean, I know you're gonna be tired, but they really didn't throw a lot of strikes
Like both of these guys, I mean chase is throwing a lot more now, but
overall the first rounds did not have a lot of a
A lot of strikes thrown
I mean Tate is like gassed like he can't even move his fucking arms gassed
It's not even like he's tired
He's just a zombie like he's barely even able to stand up and like move his body out of the way
Like he's just he's basically a zombie
Yeah, I
Be surprised if he makes it out of this realm to be honest
He's probably gonna get fucking dropped because this other guy is still able to throw punches with some power
Tate has not thrown a single punch
Let alone one with any power
And this guy just keeps throwing these uppercuts and Tata's no answer for it and one of them is gonna land again
If he keeps throwing that right hand uppercut one's gonna hit him again
Like that one clipped him a little bit there's another one another
If you know, Chase has his hands fully down to either of them have their hands up.
They are just kissing each other on the neck, kind of, yeah.
You
Do that fucking uppercut every time that's just that's like me spamming the same move in super smash
He's just right hand uppercut right hand uppercut every time
Every fucking that's me bro down be down be down be
Well, Tate lost his fight 20 seconds left taste taste losing
10 seconds.
That's over. Tate lost. Tate lost for sure.
V for sure lost that.
I'm pretty surprised by that to be honest
The bottom G bottom G
He didn't get knocked out at least if you get knocked out like
You know it's one thing to just lose
But it's another thing to just get fucking dropped and it's on camera because you could never recover from that
You know
You can't you can't be the top G and get knocked out
And final score will be 3-3
Tate won the first the first rounds for sure, but
Chase won the last three way more decisively
But I guess I don't really know much about boxing score and work so
I'm not I couldn't tell you, but I think Tate won the first three
You won the first two by a little bit
the third round
Could be a draw or Tate the last three chase won decisively
Decisively won
Very decisively won those rounds and yeah, honestly, it was just takes cardio
Tate was the better boxer, but his cardio got zapped.
Yeah, he was he was definitely the better boxer, but his cardio just fucked them.
Which I guess your cardio is part of being the better boxer to be fair.
But like, at least technically with the striking and the movement, Tate was better
until he got tired.
And he got backed up his eyes are hit that right eye is puffy
Oh, they're going to tie it, no.
Okay, 58.
58, 56.
That's got to be Chase with the 58.
58, 56.
Chase.
Yeah, Kate lost
Well, I don't know if I'm glad I watched that or not but
Angie Kate lost I
I don't know who the fuck dude. What was the guy that scored that 57 57 watching?
That guy needs some corrective lenses or or to lay off of the fucking fendt it all move 57 57 brother
What were you watching?
What the fuck fight were you like
Were you watching like a totally different ring? I
I
Don't know that guy shouldn't be allowed to drive a motor vehicle or you know be on a road
Or maybe even out in public without supervision after that score
Holy shit
Yeah
Well, I was saying, you know, people were like, Oh, would you get, would you box?
I'm like, yeah, I would totally box, but there's no way I'm getting in a boxing ring without
legitimately training the fuck out of myself for it.
There's no way like you can't get in there on a televised event and get your ass beat
because your cardio wore off after three rounds.
You can't do that.
It wasn't the worst fight.
It wasn't horrible, but it wasn't a good fight, you know?
You can't lose a fight because you carted, you didn't make it three rounds.
Alright, if you get gassed in the fifth or sixth round, whatever,
three rounds are gassed.
I don't know what the fuck to shot there, but I fucked that guy up.
I don't think I killed that guy, whatever, I think it's shot right there.
Chase called a Tommy Fury.
Tommy Fury would beat the fuck out of that guy.
That guy was not a good boxer at all.
He just, he out, he outcarded him to be honest.
Wait, this guy's on the other side actually, I think.
of
the
death
of
the
You must have fucking a leg.
I don't like where I'm at, that dude.
I think this guy's in a fucking M6 onesie.
the body of faith mother fuck up
use a good fight
I'm gonna fight better fight than we just watch that's for sure
What's better fight than we just watched?
You get Chad 69, 69 is his name.
Alright.
I see you.
You brother.
I see you.
A dot on my screen? Fuck no, I don't have a dot on my screen.
Well, like...
I died, ugh.
Oh my god.
Mm-hmm, not me, man. Not me, no way, never, ever.
Not me, no way, never, ever.
Very much worth this parody in the world.
Like the difference between Elon and Larry Page, whose second on the list is almost
500 billion.
I mean how is this allowed in this stay and age.
I don't know.
I couldn't tell you but it's a troll question. It's not a real question.
the
as he said that the first the richest and second richest person in the world have too much disparity
it's a troll question it's a literal joke it's not
it's not where it's real
You should have had that little 50signal shit.
Yeah personally I donate 15% of my annual income, pre-tax to Elon Musk personally.
Personally, that's what I do
Well, you guys are doing but you should probably get with the program a little bit
I thought
and you take what put on much better fight than that. I thought I liked the guy or anything,
but I thought his experience in fighting would have come into play way way more there,
I guess when you're when you're out of the game and you're not training for a while the cardio fucks you
It's all talk. I don't he's not all no. He's not all talk about the kickboxing. He was legit kickboxer
And like clearly he's he's like a competent boxer
His striking was pretty good. It's just his fucking cardio is bog shit
pick boxing is a lot different than boxing but he definitely like he doesn't have to prove himself that he
you know knows what he's doing in a fight and some muncher he's not all talk when it comes to the boxing and stuff
Yeah, but it's just his his cardio war
It's a different situation.
So, dad.
No.
Was it this guy just on the fucking roof?
I knew the day was coming.
Was this guy just on the fucking roof? I knew the date was coming, just sitting on the roof?
Wonder what he even shot me with that fucking zap to my my legs
And ash 12 he shot me with PS12 B. Why was he shooting my legs?
I can't believe I didn't hear that guy.
The kind of debt that you're not supposed to die to.
I guess that's the debt that you do die to because you never hear him.
of
some of them
and
of
the
Oh, I can get another Bitcoin.
Get that Bitcoin real quick.
Let me get that Bitcoin real quick.
What are we going to grab right here?
What are we grabbing?
I have the Val Mod 4, let's do it.
That's fucking dope man.
That's fucking dope mate.
Do do do.
Right.
Okay.
you
We're back.
I'm going to get you back.
Yo. Yo.
Oh, buns. Thank you, brother.
You in the whole time. Yeah, this game is 95% cues. You don't know.
be like 30% cues. And this is the worst spawn for an ASVAL. I'm ready to die. I'm not where
What do you want to spawn with a bow?
Not at all.
I don't like the way this gun looks.
Yeah, it might be like, we're up at CQB.
Holy fuck, this game is insane today.
Alright, just sitting in our spawns with a fucking shotgun.
Alright, that's cool.
We're literally just sitting in our small with a shotgun holy fuck
Wow
Wow that's fun
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the beginning.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
definitely not going back to that place.
Did I say 30% cues? I meant 50% cues. I meant 50% cues. Not bad.
I don't actually have that much ammo for this gun anymore.
I guess it takes a while to stack it up.
Daddy Tony.
Hello?
Here we go again. Here we go again.
Excuse me, holy bully.
Oof. A scoozie, a scoozie, a scoozie.
Do a Kitted Tours Run.
I don't think that's gonna happen today. I'm gonna order some food though
That I will do
I don't know where I would get a grilled chicken panini from but I do not sound too
I don't know what I'm going to get.
No idea.
I don't know.
Maybe barbecue?
The barbecue joint's open.
the
see you later bro
thank you
let's see what they got at this barbecue
john
Have anything good
I'm gonna get brisket
Some brisket
and
It shall be done. We're getting
round round round round round
Big beads, I got mac and cheese coleslaw and brisket.
That's a good spread.
I can't move my fucking spawn without getting shot at by someone where these spawns at like
every time I spawn.
Holy shit dude this is insane.
Why is there another spawn right there?
This is so stupid. This is so fucking stupid. Why do I spawn right in front of another guy?
Holy shit dude. Wow. This has been fun. This has been really fun. Yeah, I was really enjoying
the loading screens. Personally, I was really enjoying the loading screens. I don't know
about you guys but wow I'm glad we're back here
oh that raid was lame I don't want to play the raid that raid sucked
I want to be in that raid
I'm glad that was like
in fucking three days worth of farming ammo for that gun right there. Shit man.
Oh my God.
I did not even get to shoot it.
Um.
I was fucking dumb
you
Okay
I'm gonna sit still for 20 seconds when I load now I'm actually
Depending on where I'm gonna spawn I might
I might never sprint again today to be honest
I'm going to lay off on my shift key a little bit.
The whole shift key needs a little less lovin'.
A little less lovin'.
Why is this not on that?
That's what I wanted.
Oh.
That's what I wanted.
all of
This raid we're gonna live this is gonna be the one promise this will be the one
This will be the one man, I believe
The
three
Yeah
chicken cutlet, prosciutto, fresh muts, balsamic glaze, something like that, something like
that I'll do it. It's on this. It's on that.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Why can't I fucking do this god damn it all right there we go
Did I get the good ending?
I did.
video linked in the chat as well top of the chat for the video
yeah we're gonna be happy ending no but oh my god it spawned me in the fucking
I'm getting a trailer park. This is crazy, alright well.
Hi.
Hey.
It's Muzza?
I don't know why I swung trailer park again, but this is not good.
This is not where we want to be smiling.
It's that.
The goons?
What's your shot?
Dude, I think that's the fucking goons.
What's that it goons just shot I think that's the fucking goons
I'm pretty sure that's the goons yeah I think that's them
It's the gooners.
Neat thing sets them. I heard a lot of MCX going off. That's usually Mr. Pipe.
You're gonna make this run.
of
that's cool I just shot that guy like fucking eight times in the chest to an
MP7 like actually did not miss a single fucking shot for 92 damage all right
this is just, like, a...
Oh, I'm reporting that guy.
That's crazy.
That is fucking crazy.
I didn't explain how I don't get that kill.
This is fun.
It's really fun.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Um.
Tony, remember, it's always better to come in the sink than sink in the cum.
True.
That is true.
I think Confucius said that once, right?
Where's that sun zoo?
That could have been sun zoo.
Definitely could have been sun zoo.
Hard to think this game is just not real today
That's my analysis of this point in time. I think it's just everything that is on the screen is just made up
It's just not real
All right, surely I don't die this raid right surely this is the one that last one was not the one this is the one
This is the one dude. Holy shit, man nasty. Holy fuck
well 750 gifted man god damn god damn thank you very cocky there's gonna be
one moment I'm gone for now hold up nasty thank you very much one quick
moment or so
you
Moving out of my house after 10 hours of Navy BS.
you
the
We were cooking the gas for a while.
For a while we were cooking, sorry about that, I'm back.
I'm also still matching in my raid of this. I feel like this game is not working. Like something in the last hour happened and the game is just malfunctioning
horribly
Letters still matching
Got brisket on the way. I really need that
Really need that
Definitely need some of that
I definitely need some of that brisket. Oh my dude. There's no way to do that again
There's no fucking way how am I still killing for fucking streets?
Oh my lord, bro. Oh
My lord, dude, you're out of control. Thank you so much man. That is so many fucking subs brother
That is so many fucking subs. Thank you, man
God damn. God damn. I don't know what's going on with this game right now. Delta 4.
Change servers, maybe.
I'm an all-to-four inch change server, something's up right now.
It's gotta be.
It's got to be.
Now that's, that's okay.
And do whiney and do my bonnet for the blessings.
I'm gonna call a bit.
You can poop and wait. I mean I appreciate the game letting me have enough time to poop while I queue, but I rather just poop and then queue.
Like I get there trying to help me out, but it's better if I can just poop and then queue. I won't be mad.
I won't be mad to poop and queue.
Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't mind that really what I really wouldn't mind it
you know a nice like one minute queue time for a raid would be pretty fire
might be the servers it's I mean it's definitely servers I can't launch my game
something's broken with the game right now oh I'm in the raid what the fuck okay
so the matchmaking bug is back I see told you something was wrong
there's my fucking brisket and I need something good in my life right now
where's my brisket at I need something to go right please if this brisket sucks
dude I might I might just go rage gamble on blackjack if this brisket
sucks. I feel like that might just we just rage we just rage bet on slots and
blackjack goes wrong. Surely that doesn't go wrong either. Surely that doesn't go
wrong. What's up? And you operated nasty big big big thank you again sir. Thank
Thank you very much man. Blackjack Vods, kick, kick for the Gambastreams. Gambastreams on
kick. Late night Gambastreams on kick. They're going to green up. They've been a hell of
fun though. Hell of a fucking fun. I know it's not for everybody but they've been
a lot of fucking fun
that could thank you for the five thank you thank you
look like a swole Aiden Ross
I'm slightly offended but I'll take it
slightly offended but I'll take it
I
Can't say I'm not a little bit mad about that, but I could be more mad
We tried XQC slot no no I haven't
We've been doing a lot of blackjack a
lot of blackjack
lot of
Duck hunt duck hunt has been pretty good to us as well
Blackjack was good until AK tattoo mommy came to the table to deal and robbed all my money
AK tattoo mommy, she was not very nice to me.
Oh
She wasn't fat she was actually pretty good-looking, but she dude
She's actually pretty good-looking
She's she sits down at the table the deal and she's got right
She's wearing like it. I don't know like a t-shirt like a dress t-shirt and on the hand. She deals with the left hand
and she's fucking swiping those cards.
She lifts that shit up on her forearm
is a big ass AK-47 tattoo.
And I was like, holy shit,
I'm about to get robbed by this chick.
I was like, oh dear God,
I'm about to lose all my money.
Sure enough, she robbed me.
It wasn't like a little AK,
it was brother thing was like,
the whole forearm was a fucking AK.
kind of sick but she robbed me
yeah she might have been in the Romanian mafia for real
someone someone said she probably placed arkav
she probably placed arkav with a tattoo like that
I knew I was toast though, did I play in a few hands?
I got fucking rolled and I said I'm out of here, I said I'm out of here.
Also I don't know what is happening with this raid that we're trying to get into, but this
is real bad.
Provider was it, I think it's pragmatic.
Yeah, pragmatic I think some of the other ones the cameras are working so
Nash
Holy moly, thank you for the five gifted subs brother. Thank you
Tattooed baddies took all my money too several times in fact less than three. I mean you just know
You just know dude you see that
you already know what's happening and you let it happen you let it happen like
you know in your brain it's like no run run run right away but the other brain
is just saying no stay stay you want this and the next thing you know you
you're drained money's gone Lars thanks for the three months brother
Yep.
Stay Tony! Stay! Play another hand!
Play another one! Do it!
What could go wrong?
the
room
to do
the
room
where is my fucking brisket I want it in my belly
I think we're synchronizing the guy I'm fucking Mars bro
there's an astronaut in the ISS right now flying around Earth at 24,000 miles an hour
and he's playing Tarkov on the ISS computer and we're trying to sync with this guy
and it just... it cannot compute.
Oh my god, we did it.
Oh, he's done it!
He's done it!
Oh, the raid's already started. That's fucking fantastic.
Yes!
Can't pause or rewind on Twitch.
You can if you have turbo or your sub do you can.
Actually, they did add that functionality.
It's not a free feature on Twitch, but...
I mean, if you're using Twitch without turbo or sub, like...
Okay, this is... like you're already fucked up, I believe.
Hmm, fail, fail, la la la la.
Fail, fail.
Oh,
I think I saw something like that, like 85.
Thanks, nuts.
Thank you, nuts.
88 right now?
Okay.
That was kind of hovering.
Kind of hovering.
and a hover and it's doing the hover hand
and the hover hand
of
death of
I can't spawn late and everyone's in the map already.
I don't know why I spawned five minutes fucking late.
Like it's not...
Stay calm. Take it easy. Love the streams.
It's my hit count.
It was my hit count.
Well, if it count the render, I almost killed the guy.
I did the render fucking damage.
Well, I guess I had to scab.
God, this game is pissing me off right now.
It's like not working.
Look, it's bugged again.
Boy, what is happening with this game right now?
Which one of these servers is just not functional?
It's got to be one of them.
One of them is not working clearly.
Let's try this instead.
I'm going to reduce the server selection by a lot and try to narrow down what's giving
me an issue
he's gone
when will the rice cooker return to my rice?
Hmm
Holding data come on
Come on game you can do it
You can do it I believe in you
I'm going to do something else.
I'm going to do something else here.
the last like hour of the game, everything stopped functioning.
I
Splent splent backpack
Factory key all right
Wait, I grab my food and I'll be right back along.
Also if you have a problem with me playing Blackjack, lick my butthole.
You don't have to watch anything.
See you later.
you never know what to expect from a single night
she might be your hamster
she might ask for the five-finger grab
she might ask you to bend her over the tailgate and make her attitude run down
her leg
but one thing you are sure about is she won't get one tapped
she will never get bodied and she will always show up to leave a snail trail
you
and
Let me get this guy out of here.
I just want to eat some of my brisket.
No, no, no after-bark stream tonight. Tomorrow probably.
Probably tomorrow.
Why would the scav not-
I mean, I- Bro, this game just hates me right now.
Why is the scav looking at me?
What is happening here?
Why would he run to me and ignore the guy in the corner?
that
and you for lining up
of
what's in the safe
behind door number two actually a lot of shit that's pretty cool
That's pretty cool.
That was close.
What the fuck did his body go, what was down there?
all this actually those guys are fucking geared though too let's see what they've got let's see what
What they got.
The other guy?
Did he fall?
Nope, he fell.
Does everyone keep falling down the places I killed him?
Gravity? I don't have that Russian. I shouldn't get on gravity. Something about...
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
Sail down.
Thank you for 51 months.
Alright.
Let's see if this brusket's any good.
I'll see if this brisket's any good.
They cut this shit back, man.
They cut this shit back.
Pretty good brisket a lot of pepper to it a lot of pepper on that bark
A lot of pepper on that bark
Not bad.
happy holidays. Thank you. Hit
that. Thank you. Use well.
That's woods. This is not. Nope. We
Definitely not with this kit.
Do I have to bear my armor?
decent slaw
decent
All right, now we're going to factory that once.
you
Screw these ads.
Sorry, I'm channeling down right now, I'm starving.
What fuck are you on now?
59.
Hello, Gabe.
Hey.
You
We arguing about brisket being rich people food what
It is brisket
It's when.
Well, I just got one tapped.
the fuck goat which is one time me
or do you shoot me with that just one time me
or axe throat lever action
or axe throat lever action. Yep, I called it.
I don't know what it will actually can tell you, no AP 20 to the throat, alright.
That's cool.
This game sucks today.
I
Don't know why my luck is so bad right now
It is supremely bad right now my luck
Like supremely bad
Thank you, Skull.
Briscuit expensive.
I mean, it's not cheap if you typically buy it from someone else you've made it because there's a lot of time that goes into making it, but buying and making brisket yourself isn't expensive.
from someone else you've made it because there's a lot of time that goes into making it but buying and making brisket yourself isn't expensive
I mean a brisket
Itself might be a lot of money, but it's pounds and pounds of meat. So on a per pound basis
It's not expensive, but like I guess you're buying a whole brisket is gonna be like $50 plus
us, but it's a shit ton of food.
So I might cost you like $50, but it's that's like several meals,
many meals worth of food to eat.
I
Wait a choice brisket is a hundred dollars in the way
No
Where the fuck are you buying a brisket for a hundred dollars
I guess we're not going back to factory, I suppose.
What am I going to do?
Nothing's fucking working today.
M4 maybe?
Try the MP7 again.
and
I don't know about that.
That's cheap.
All right, last time, I looked at the price of a brisket.
It was, like, $60 for a brisket maybe.
I don't know what it is by you, but $60 doesn't sound too bad
for how much meat that is.
and
$8.99 per pound at Sam's Club. That sounds about right. Maybe slightly more expensive
than I would think.
I'm gonna look up.
I'm just a brisket at Costco.
Is there anyone who likes brisket more
than like a prime rib or something?
Also, if you buy from-
Prime rib is mid as fuck.
... quarter or half cow.
You save a lot of money
and expect a quality then you get in the store.
Support you damn farmers.
Briscuit.
Prime briscuit at Walmart by me.
$5.46 a pound.
$65 for a prime briscuit.
It is Walmart briscuit though.
It is Walmart briscuit.
Choice brisket 449 a pound
for choice
Let's see Sam's Club
Check Sam's Club
Sam's Club 598 a pound for prime brisket. I would say it's pretty cheap by me
I mean that's just like the price of beef like five six dollars a pound
Just like doesn't even like ground beef is like five or six dollars down
It looks like it's about the price of normal beef wherever you live.
Ground beef is 8.99 a pound by you. I would move. I would be out of there.
You will eat some bugs and you will like it.
I don't know what a full packer brisket is. I'm assuming that means like untrimmed.
I don't know. If you're that into brisket, you're probably paying more for it. I don't know what to say.
You know?
I don't know what that means, I was just thinking the price per weight was like $5, $6 a pound for me.
Fuckin' down the street, fuckin' down the street.
Don't pay for your food, wait I pay for my food, what?
Groceries be expensive as fuck but like relatively speaking, like in terms of meat products brisket
is not like expensive, at least not by me.
It's just like the price of ground beef, essentially.
I'm
It's like $15 a pound for choice, probably for ribeye ribeye is an expensive cut of meat Chad
hunters. Thank you, brother. Thank you boosted. Thank you for that. Wow 72 months up. Thank you so
much. Huge huge huge sub.
Shrips better I mean strips expensive to probably the same price
Your stripping ribeye are like the most expensive cuts of beef just like the best the best pieces
Yeah, it's not like
In Canada's fucked 80n my strips are thirty six dollars and ninety-nine cents per pound revise are thirty nine dollars per pound filets are forty four dollars per pound short ribs are like thirty two dollars per pound these are all prime cuts
That is probably what a cost in the u.s. Just unless that's not Canadian dollars we're talking about
Prime a prime ribeye in the u.s. Is probably twenty to twenty five dollars a pound
I guess it would be cheaper than that if you adjusted it because like 30% price difference
conversion.
I guess that is really expensive.
I don't even know what I'm doing on this map.
I'm trying not to die on this map.
I'm doing that's what I'm doing
Wait there's a beef drought in Canada
Oh man, they just want to see bugs want to see plants and bugs didn't want us to have meat
They want us to eat the bugs.
Thank you, sir. Let's thank you.
You eat the grass upon it.
I don't want any bugs and no plant-based bullshit.
Plant-based hamburger, fuck you.
Get that out of my sight.
Ugh.
impossible burger more like impossible to get me to put that garbage in my mouth
burger that's what that is I mean if I was stranded on an island that would eat
the bugs they got that protons for real
that guy I would eat deserted island bugs
that I would do I mean you got it right you got to eat the bugs on the island
Unless they got amunals that you could hunt.
I have quarter cow.
Because this is gonna sound maybe bougie. I don't like...
Okay, I would if I liked defrosted beef and chicken, but I honestly think when you freeze and defrost meat in a regular freezer, it fucks the texture up entirely.
and it tastes like shit.
I I fully stand by that in a regular freezer that like slow freezes it slow freezes it.
Yes, if you do that if you have like the flash freezing industrial shit,
I don't think it messes with it. But when you slow freeze it,
you're you're fucking with the whole texture of it.
It like expands the meat fibers and it ruins it.
I just go like every few days and get some meat.
Yeah, I fully stand by it. It doesn't stay the same.
I mean ground beef is probably kind of whatever for that I guess, but like a steak?
You can't freeze it and unfreeze the steak.
Ground beef you can probably get away with.
Like a chicken breast, the chicken breast gets all fucked up when you freeze it.
I think it's all fucked up.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Stop it, you scum!
Stop it!
You little snitch!
You're gonna kill me!
Just die.
Oh shit, they're coming towards me.
I didn't think they were coming towards me.
Normally they go for the gun.
They just bum rushed my ass.
Alright, we're good.
Tilapia?
Tastes fine, but isn't that gross?
That's a nasty animal.
A nasty fish.
Tilapia?
In the US, as far as I know, all fish needs to be flash-frozen at a certain minimum temperature
before it is like sold, yes.
Well that's like flash freezing is different, like the speed at which something freezes
makes a big difference.
But you slowly freeze it over time, it's like slowly expanding and fucking with the
internals on it's going from the outside to the inside freezing like flash
freezing is just like boom frozen kind of a sort of panel snap
either eggs cooled like we refrigerate eggs I refrigerate eggs yeah aren't you supposed
refrigerate eggs?
Can you have unrefrigerated eggs? What?
Wait other countries don't refrigerate eggs is that what you're trying to tell me?
It's fine, but it's not needed hold up if you go to this if you go to the sperm bank
and you donate they refrigerate that I mean it's not eggs but they refrigerate
that shit it goes bad there's no way unrefrigerated eggs are good that shit's
gotta be refrigerated they don't just leave that shit out on the counter they
don't leave that on the counter what are you talking about why am I unpacking
This is MA5-6, I'm distracted.
Eggs don't need to be refrigerated.
So you're telling me if I have a Petri dish baby,
they don't refrigerate the eggs?
It's all eggs.
But so in Europe, you guys eat unrefrigerated eggs?
Oh, this is crazy. You eat unrefrigerated eggs in Europe?
This is blowing my fucking mind. What?
Most other countries do not refrigerate eggs, because the eggs do not have to travel as far
in those countries as they do in America.
The reason we wash and refrigerate eggs is because the amount of transiting we do has
grown eggs are different because there is no shell protecting them.
The eggs are the entire size of the U. That's why there is no refrigeration.
Okay, that kind of makes sense, but when they get to the store they still don't
refrigerate them like you don't take it out of a little carton in a refrigerator
you just they're just on a fucking shelf
what the fuck wait really
What?
Why doesn't Europe refrigerate eggs?
and the bottom us. Europe doesn't refrigerate eggs because they leave the eggs natural protective
coating the cuticle intact while the US washes it off requiring refrigeration. European countries
also widely vaccinate hens against salmonella. In America we wash the protected layer of eggs off.
further than that. No, I was so what so what is why do we wash the eggs? Why does the US wash eggs?
We wash eggs to combat salmonella by removing fecal matter and bacteria from the shell.
You guys eat poop eggs!
EOW!
You guys eatin' the poop eggs!
Ewww, autistic poop eggs!
Gross!
Eugh!
This is why America's the best, baby.
We don't have no autistic poop eggs.
Why were the best?
You guys are getting poop bags.
Hey Europe, how does it feel to literally eat shit?
Yeah, it's full of chemicals, yeah like hydrogen dioxide and yeah it's full of chemicals, probably.
probably as least as not full of poop though this is not full of poop
the fucking lag in this game is outrageous brother mid fight I just did the
trot trot slide it threw off my aim oh my god oh my fucking gut
oh it's creeping he's got poop eggs this video explains so we probably watch
this one video
Today, I found out why do Americans refrigerate their eggs and most other countries don't?
Because we're the best.
We're the best. That's why. We have technology.
We have technology.
Confetti hype, confetti hype, confetti hype.
Thanks, Top Guba.
thank you goobah yeah we have the technology to wash off the poop
there I'm not actually lost this video and I'm curious that just seems so weird
to me so when you crack open an egg it's warm room temperature wait so will you
You guys go and buy a carton of eggs in Europe.
It's on a shelf, not refrigerated.
And then you bring it home and you just leave it
like on the counter in the kitchen.
You just leave it out?
You refrigerated it the way you put it in a cupboard?
Oh my God, you put it in the dark?
That's weird that sounds so bizarre to me
That just sounds so bizarre how do I never know this you guys live like that
But to hear about butter well, no butter doesn't have to be refrigerated
That I know.
I refrigerate butter, but I like cold things.
I like shit cold.
I don't like warm foods, I like cold foods.
Well, okay, maybe not.
I like colder condiments and toppings to things.
And this fucking thing repair, I'm going to sell the Olive Garden helmet.
has their washing machines in the kitchen too. I thought most of Europe doesn't have washing machines
or air conditioners.
I
Wait last time we talked about this you guys told me that Europe doesn't really use washing machines
Or is it dishwashers my thing of dishwashers
Oh, you don't use dryers. You don't use dryers. That's what it is
You don't use dryers
This is dryers
We do no dryers this isn't Africa
I don't know. I feel you guys are just in the stone age
No, I wouldn't. Like, I want to learn about the eggs.
We were to learn about the eggs.
You guys trust this guy? Is this guy trustworthy?
In supermarkets across the United States?
Sounds weird to me.
eat both kinds of eggs every day, usually without any ill effects.
So why do some people refrigerate eggs and others don't?
The answer lies in the bacteria group known as Salmonella, and how a particular country
chooses to make sure their eggs don't get contaminated with it.
Salmonella enters eggs through one of two ways, by contaminating the egg internally
before the hen lays it, when a hen's ovaries have been infected, or by the porous
egg shell when an egg comes into contact with contaminated matter, such as chicken manure.
Egg producers in the United States address the Salmonella problem with eggs by concentrating
on preventing the bacteria from entering through the shell.
Towards this end, the United States Department of Agriculture, USDA, mandates that all eggs
be washed with water at a minimum temperature of 90 degrees Fahrenheit and at least 20 degrees
warmer than the internal temperature of the egg at the time of washing.
This is too much science.
rinsed again and thoroughly dried, the latter further helping make sure the pathogens can't
easily find their way through the eggs thousands of pores. After this, the eggs are often sprayed
with some form of protective coating like mineral oil. Finally, the eggs are taken into
a room where they are stored at temperatures at or below 45 degrees Fahrenheit. This effectively
deals with the external sources of salmonella and helps ensure you won't accidentally contaminate
other foods with salmonella, touching a contaminated eggshell, then touching
other items as you prepare them. Wait, question then. Do you guys wash your hands after you
touch the eggs then? If you crack the poop eggs open. Definitely yes. You can't let the
eggs touch things because they have poop on them. However, this does nothing to destroy
any salmonella potentially present within the egg. This is where the refrigeration
comes in. By keeping the eggs sufficiently cold, it mostly makes sure any salmonella
present will not multiply to sufficiently coarse problems given a couple of months shelf life keeping
the eggs safe to eat as long as they are cooked. Even for those eggs not internally contaminated
with salmonella it's best to keep them refrigerated if they have previous...
Would you say these plastic egg gardens suck? These things do not protect the fucking eggs.
These ones suck.
They're terrible.
the International Egg Commission and the cardboard ones suck too, the Styrofoam ones are the best.
In A notes, once you start refrigeration, you have to have it through the whole value chain
from farm to store because if you stop, if the eggs are cold and you put them in a warm
environment, they're going to start sweating. The United Egg Producers Association
Shells facilitates the growth of bacteria, as I can tell in the egg.
So are Europeans getting food poisoning left, right and center from eating contaminated eggs?
Well, these are the methods to keep the salmonella problem in check and don't refrigerate them
at any point, though they do recommend eggs stored in transport and by supermarkets at
specific temperatures.
In the winter between 66.2 and 69.8 degrees Fahrenheit, that's 19 to 21 degrees Celsius,
And in the summer, between 69.8 and 73.4 degrees Fahrenheit, that's 21 to 23 degrees Celsius.
For starters, the European Union prohibits egg producers from washing their eggs.
You see, shells have natural protection from salmonella and other contaminants via a waxy
surface known as the cuticle.
The cuticle coats the shell initially as a liquid when a hen lays the egg and then
it dries within minutes of being exposed to the air.
Egg washing, when done properly, may eliminate surface contaminants but it also washes
way of a cuticle when it's natural protection potentially allowing bacteria to get into the
meat. Bro, you guys have eggs covered in chicken pussy juice. Oh, gross. Oh, gross poop and
chicken juice. Nasty, bro. Nasty. Nasty. They can call a cuticle all they want. That's
That ain't what I'm calling it.
That's not what I'm fucking calling it.
Eww, dude.
Eww.
Let me eat my chlorinated fucking eggs in peace, you heathens.
I wanna eat my bleached and chlorinated eggs.
Well any of your European communist behavior get out of here
Get out of here
Leeched eggs. I don't know do they bleach eggs. Why are some eggs bright fucking white?
They don't come out like that surely right?
is it is it bleach do we bleach them they do then how come some are like super brown
and some are just like bright white some of little spots
I'm at all different colors. Oh shit.
Am I being, I'm being ex-sister right now?
I'm just ignorant. I'm not ex-sister, I swear.
Come on in, brother.
Come on in.
That was pretty excellent of you.
I feel like that was an egregious violation of that man's personal space.
I
Do dude, dude, I'm just yoking. I'm just yoking. It's a prank. It's a prank. I didn't actually mean to kill you with some yoking
All right
I'm just
Is it
is it why do British people have bad teeth I'm just gonna trigger everyone
more the reason for that the eggs all the eggs all the eggs all right it's not
it's not it's not
that's what happens when you eat tuna and spud
tuna and spud
All stereotype is that I don't really examine British teeth to be honest. I couldn't tell you. I do know the stereotype. I don't know how much truth there is to it.
Not true. I mean, there's got to be a little truth in every stereotype. Americans are fat. Like, that's pretty true.
and
and the thank you very much sir
you. Best dental health, Denmark, Germany, Finland, Sweden, UK, USA, nowhere to be found.
Alright now how do you quantify dental health?
How are we quantifying that?
The DMFT index
Well, that's not fair dude we have like
We have like, that's not fair.
It's not like fake news, yeah.
Fake news.
He's here!
Oh, come on!
I'm home!
the
Oh
Old sport
Brother, he had the mask on and I just saw like seven fucking headshots bounce off of him and now I have no armor.
Oh my fucking god.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I
Chimney's guys
of
fucking
Alright guys, guys, guys
I was I hope we know I've been trolling for the last like 30 minutes of conversation
Please can we not argue?
I thought it would be really obvious that I was joking around but maybe it wasn't too obvious
I thought I was being
Pretty overly dumb on purpose.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello?
Yes, hello.
Hello?
and
It even tells us just one guy.
I ain't gonna do it.
Oh, it's like fucking four people, actually.
It's multiple, multiple, multiple.
I can't believe that guy didn't die.
Bro, you're a shit, bro.
That's crazy.
You had the first shot.
I see the knowledge in me.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's crazy how I just fucking shot you in your fucking face, motherfucker!
Okay.
What a fucking lag dude.
of
I don't know what to do.
get him scab
I'm not a legman I think.
Fuck, that's the wrong guy.
I shot the fuck out of this guy.
His legs are hurting.
Oh my god that was dirtier than an unwashed poop egg!
Oooooooh!
Yeah they're pretty mad right now.
Yeah they're pretty mad.
They're pretty mad.
God damn.
Oogh.
Another oogh.
Yeah, I got the guy shot him right in his face.
Right in the face.
I'm actually at APs.
Are you sure someone looted the other guy that I killed that way out across the street?
God damn.
God damn, God damn, how many were there, there's two of them, just two, but sometimes I want
to play like a pussy.
That's how I'm feeling like playing. That's what I do
I had no armor I was alone low ammo
Supplies were drained, you know, they were they were on the assault
They also started talking smack, so I had to, you know, missing a limb, everything.
I don't know, that's why this guy fucked me up, he was PPM, I'm always just running
me down with PP.
Grenade in the launcher.
At ammo.
I'll do the grenades, I need those.
What else does Cabana have?
Cabana, you got anything good?
not really he doesn't what am I was in this 7j gross I guess that's it right
I'm gonna loot Gus and Basmuch.
Right there.
Yeah, man.
Where'd you 50,000 rubles?
Fuck yeah.
Shit, damn, man.
Where's our extract?
Damaged house.
Damaged house, damaged house, damaged house.
double kill. Oh, I can take his face mask, yeah.
He's got the gimp mask on. Usually there's a lot of gimp masks.
a lot of XP.
Bad ammo.
Bring that, sir.
Also, oh, you.
Oops.
I'll take those.
Shoot, now though, they fixed the bug with the, including the, um, the scabs on the guns, they fixed that.
They fixed that, we're good.
two
of
the
I'm getting fucking SVD'd by some LITTLE VAGINE.
Alright, one thing about scoping back, it's a fucking terrible idea to duck the head
and run.
I'm over here. Two steps. Jump, turn, jump again, he'll never do this.
Oh my god, he never did this. Oh my god, he's actually getting close.
I don't know what fucking angles this guy has. He's got some crazy angles.
I actually need to go this way.
I'll go down this way he can chew me down the street if he does swing wide.
Lexos? I don't think so. I think he's more about like Tarbank and then he moved.
I don't think Lexo's chasing me.
You're riding on my left.
11 months
of
I don't know if SVD guy is, but I'm kind of worried that he's going to shoot me when
I get over here.
I'm kind of worried.
You're out of there, a long raid, but we're out of time.
We're out was a long raid but we made it.
Oh my, crap, my man.
You depend on our protection.
and
the singer sounds like Squidward
and
What?
Squidward.
He's talking about, he's calling Surge from System of Anown, Squidward.
Maybe in that one part, kind of, but I don't know.
you know, Squidward wishes he had enough drip this thing about lies from the tablecloth
Merry Christmas
He wishes, bro
The great nearly six years also loved the after dark stuff the other day was great fun
Yes, sir, thank you brother, it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun
Everybody's gone to the party, have a real good time
You know, living a fascist, it's part of time.
AFMJ, AFMJ, AFMJ, AFMJ, AFMJ, AFMJ, AFMJ, and I do what salvation.
And I do what's on mission.
Oh, my armor, look a mighty fine beaten.
that was one of the finest beatings i ever took
alright
and the poor
do do do do do do do do do.
Great.
My prime is finally working again.
How have the raids been Tony Baloney?
It's been quite good.
Quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite good.
Quite quite good.
They've been quite good Well, they were we had a little rough patch we had a little rough patch
just a little bit just a little bit of a rough patch
I'm done.
Oh, and I'm killin' a son, and I want to save some kids to bow.
Give the Tavor.
Oh
Am I from I grew up on Long Island Long Island, baby Long Island, baby
to be.
How long is Long Island?
Kind of long.
Pretty long.
Say coffee, coffee, coffee.
Coffee.
say bagel this is bagel bagel is not a word it's got to have that like awe sound
water coffee chocolate orange
Yeah, water. Water.
Look at water.
Look at that water.
Water.
Okay, another song.
Warchester Shushire sauce. Warchester Shushire.
Warchester Shushire. Did I grow up wearing a big ass gold cross necklace? No, no, no, no.
No, not me. No.
I don't know if wearing a chain was just like a long island thing or like it's just a guy thing, but
Shit everybody wanted to wear a chain when I was a kid
Shit we still do
You still do
Nice Cuban nice Cuban chain
might be a guy thing. I think it's largely a guy thing. I don't know. Do you guys wear
chains? Do you guys wear chains? Yeah, you guys wear a chain or no? Oh no. Yes, no. You
I think it's just a guy thing the guy and lesbian thing well I am a guy and
Yeah.
That duffle back up like I killed.
That guy died because he unzipped his shit in the corner.
That was a ridiculous shot right there.
I would have died honestly.
I was looking for the M1A guy.
We just heard the unzip of the duffel bag and I was like, oh, somebody's there.
I'm going to get out and court you up somebody might have just been exploded by the grenade
launcher different watch for education I mean guys like watches I think people in
general just like watching guys definitely do and it's because guys don't
get to wear a lot of jewelry like mainly I mean you could I mean you can go
crazy with the jewelry as a guy but most guys don't it's just like watching
like maybe a chain possibly a bracelet or something and if you're a weird not
real gamer you're like have a wedding band on or something
Earrings, I feel like most guys do not, guys can wear earrings, but most guys don't wear earrings.
Definitely most don't.
It's kind of real Italian.
Because the guys like to wear watches, they do.
What do you mean?
We don't get a lot of fashion accessory options.
although I guess dudes have been bringing back the man purse they just you just
call it the cross-body bag but it's definitely a man purse dudes have been
been bringing that back
boss bags gay like it is but it's also really useful so who cares like it
would be like a fanny pack and like
Maybe there's a gun in it.
More tampa!
All right, all right, buddy
I don't have a crossbody bag bag
I do have like a small like that fat type thing
I gonna fucking kill you
Here's the problem dude, I'll buy you a shot up, blyat, na-ho!
Give me the gun, damn it!
Okay, see him lose angle, then run.
I don't have cabans and lexos or not I thought I heard another guy inside I didn't think
that was who I heard initially there might still be a guy hiding in there
No, you do not buy guns at a supermarket in America.
No.
Well, there can be private sales from individual to individual.
Generally, you have to purchase a firearm from a federal firearms licensee.
When it was licensed by the federal government to sell firearms,
subject to a FBI background check or you're able to do so. Walmart doesn't sell guns anymore.
Next trade with an MG. I mean, I guess you could have a super you could have a supermarket that
also sold guns. I mean, there's nothing that will stop you from doing that.
That's not that.
The Walmart does?
Really?
I'm most stopped at.
I don't know, I haven't been to a Walmart that sold guns in a very long time, I thought
they just knocked out
oh i'm gonna die
what the f**k is going on
oh i shouldn't be dead to be honest
I should be fucking dead. What is happening? What the fuck is happening right now?
I got that that guard ran in the container with me
He witnessed my aura and he said nope. I don't want to fight that guy. Nope. Nope. Nope
Don't want to fuck with that guy
That was Jake Paul last night after he stepped in the ring and faced off against AJ
He was like holy shit. What have I done? I do not belong here
I
Suck a Yobu ni asina
I
Check a bonds got the gold chain
Bonds got that gold chain. He's got a full list on it on holy shit
Wish I was so many times in the head before he died
all right what's your actual act at the hen's house
I did you!
Did Jake actually make 90 million off of that fight?
They actually paid him $90 million dollars, uh, $92, what the fuck?
Why- why so much, though, like, what is it about boxing where boxers get paid so much
fucking money. Ad revenue. Yeah, but surely like, I don't know, major league baseball
players, like, they don't make that a game. They get tons of ad revenue. I guess there's
more people and stuff like boxing the Netflix wasn't that fight wasn't on
pay-per-view
like it makes sense to me but it also like doesn't make sense to me that's so much fucking
money
I mean what other professional athlete like maybe like the top top guys will get paid
that a year right like who's making that from one game or fight or Matt nobody's
just get big enough
cuts from all the ringgowns, tickets, Netflix, money
I'm gonna stare
I don't know, that's crazy
fucking crazy
stupid amount of money
Stupid amount.
Stupid, stupid amount.
I'll take 90 mil to fight them.
I'll get in there right now.
I'll get in the ring right now.
I'll hop on a plane and fly wherever.
Max Buba Lettuce.
Kip diva voxum some crazy scab names
Oh
Why do I look swole but plays Tarkov for two-thirds of the day because you only need to work
out for like 45 minutes a day?
At least for like muscular building, right?
cardio and shit add some more time but if you just try to get fucking yoked 40
minutes maybe
I
key. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Why do guys go to the gym for hours?
People like to waste time.
Honestly.
They sit on their phone and shit between sets.
They gap with their friends, et cetera
I mean, yeah, okay
I'm also not including like a warm-up stretching cardio like yes
I will go and spend an hour and a half plus at the gym easily with everything
But like an actual just lifting like if you just want to go and lift
You could like pretty quickly warm up go and left or you could be in and out in 45 minutes easily
Easily
Like if you just on top of your shit and you're counting you're like resting stuff easily 45 minutes 30 minutes even and you get a killer workout
I need a ammo.
and
I'm going to eat my food.
My food.
Let's go back to Caban.
Let's go.
I've been knocked out.
No, not by anything.
I've maybe been like dazed,
but no, I don't think I've ever lost consciousness.
I'm sure I've hit my head on something and I was like, holy shit.
Shit.
No, I've never been put under for like anesthesia, no?
Never.
What is the gun you're grabbing
when the zombie apocalypse happens?
A hypothetical.
a
Silence 22 long rifle
With a fucking bajillion rounds in a backpack
So I'm taking
Yo, yo, thanks. Lucky. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Uh, the honey. Thank you as well. Blacks cocking and brother. There's a 22 take down a zombie. I mean, it should destroy the brain. I would thank you.
Should destroy the brain.
I
Would think
There's two kinds of zombies, I guess it depends on the type of zombie
I'm thinking dawn of the dead walking dead zombies. That's like the classic zombie. I'm not talking about fucking
28 days later, you know fentanyl bath salt zombie that's it's crazy
22 gets through the skull probably it gets through a decaying zombie skull for sure
right like they're not even fresh dude they're like they're all decayed and they
don't have like good bones they got mushy skulls they got that Play-Doh skull
Well, definitely take about
Maybe it's a fresh zombie, I mean, I guess a member of your party could get zombified and then he's a fresh he's a fresh zombie
I don't know. That's where you get the backup machete
You hit him with that Louisville slugger
I'm
Louisville nice to Louisville
Louisville
I was trying to my step
I'm going to actually call Louisville from Louisville.
It's definitely Louisville.
It is definitely Louisville.
Waiting for players.
I
Waiting for players
The old Easton aluminum bat. I had an Easton aluminum bat when I was a kid
Yeah, I had one of those
Shit I was cracking that thing in t-ball like you wouldn't believe I
Was cracking that shit
It's not for this little Louville, it's not a Louville, how could it be Louville, it's
It's Louie.
I need to, well, not, you know, bounce around in the skull now, you've been reading too
much Fubo, my friend.
The .22 Long Rifle is the most dangerous bullet in the world because it doesn't exit the
body and it bounces around like a ping-pong ball inside of you obliterating
every organ causing the maximum amount of damage
I don't think it works like that. I don't think it works like that.
I don't know why I went for white goodman but I'm glad I did.
Oh, the .22LR doesn't blow the lung out of the body.
It stays in the body and it's like a blender inside of the lung.
The stress from this game was worth it.
Yes, sir.
It blends the lung up.
Yes.
That's a guy getting shot by another guy.
but I can't see it so foggy
in the cafe
is that him right there? I can't... that is him
I don't know if I killed that guy.
No, some of you haven't run like a bun.
Thank you, LSD here.
Thank you very, very much.
I heard movement. I didn't hear kebab yell but I heard shmoo movement so there gotta be an era.
I've got to have the angle approaching us.
Thank you so much for the streams. I have a great time watching you.
Thank you. Thank you. Yes, yes, yes. Come closer. Come closer. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Two more steps. Two steps.
Thank you.
Thank you. Come again.
Gold Dragon. This is Red Leader.
It's hard to have been eliminated.
Oh, he killed Caban. No.
My XP.
Killed him.
Oh, he killed him.
Did he kill him?
Oh shit that's M881. This is all M881? No way bro. Oh there's no way. There's no way.
Who is this man? Why is he so rich? Why is he so rich? He's so rich. What the fuck?
I'm not in for taking my come on now.
Where's that BS ammo?
It is excellent.
Excellent. Excellent.
Everybody. I want to do. I want
I want to do. I want to do.
I want to do. I want to do. I want to do.
trash.
BP
Very good
Very very good, most excellent
Thank you, Zell
Oh
Oh, you're so smart chat. You're so smart sometimes you as a geniuses
Genius
Take a five and nine or we are on our way out of here with the good zone
I'm just trying to go to the house is safe. I bet your house is safer to go to the mouse.
Bank house or the code?
Bank house is safer.
It's the weekend. It's been the weekend. It's fucking Saturday.
It's Saturday. It's been the weekend.
What's it talking about?
of
the
top of
the
Buy something you mean a load of shit, but yes
We can talk about you rethink your whole life
Error and currents headline show fuck yes, brother
I
Not made a slap there. Yes, I'm eating a Buddha
We're out of here, baby.
Oh, we're out of here.
In Santa event, I don't think they're doing Santa event. They're doing like super cold winter event soon, but I don't know
They're doing super cold winter events soon, but we don't have a date on it. I don't think they're in Santa. They're running out of time for Santa
know. They were teasing an event on Twitter that it looks like just heavy, heavy winter.
So maybe they're bringing back that frostbite thing that they had years ago, then a frostbite
mechanic and some other things not totally sure what they're going to be
doing
from someone who played before they added inertia I have a couple questions
huh is cheating still bad on top of is it see the swipe trying the game again it
hasn't been that bad to swipe I mean do people cheat yeah but I don't think it's
that bad right now could that change absolutely hasn't been bad in the past
absolutely right now it doesn't seem
doesn't seem not bad
how much is the 50% gazelle
1100k
I don't want to say anything.
I think I got a ton of loot, but we got a lot of ammo.
I need the coins as well.
or Bitcoin.
three four five six seven we're almost at 35 of them it's pretty cool
pretty fucking neat eh
tasks and our skills 621,000 XP remaining for this level my goodness
My god.
Let's go.
Oh, wait.
and
the way
and
I don't have any quests to do. I just need to get level 55 for prestige. So it's basically
daily and weekly quests every day and then just play and get XP, which killing bosses
is kind of the best XP, but I'm on a rush. It's going to take some time. So like I
I mean, I'm kind of farming Caban right now.
Partially because of the XP,
partially because I was getting really unfortunate raids
on every other map.
And then I went streets and we started having good raids.
So I kind of am not changing
that as quo if things are going well.
Cause that just sounds like a bad idea.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it type shit, you know?
If it ain't broke, don't fix it type ish.
and
thing when you prestige ship well okay i'm stacking bitcoins because i'll be able to transfer all
these bitcoins when i prestige i think i'm prestige four i can take like 45 slots of items so i'm
going to take 45 bitcoins and be rich as fuck when i start honestly no one next
season one first before I even think about season two.
And I'm fighting with broken bones
the
it nobody knew how to get around doing the bitcoins but I turned in 40 Bitcoin
yep
the shithouse this way this way
One more.
Why the name Landmark?
Why the name Stack Legend 100?
Reverse Uno.
Let's see this one time.
A van camp.
One time?
Oh, they're marking the land? Yeah, it's because I just, I'll just be pissing everywhere and marking the land.
I don't know. Fuck it. I think I'm like, cat!
He's shitting on everyone all over.
Holy basilines.
Yeah, looks like your mother's nightstand in my backpack and date her.
Oh, come on.
Oh, my God.
No Boss, let's go check for Calante.
to
45 months while
while and shadow
So that's why.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
I
Was the flash drive
He versus hutch in a boxing match, I'm not a box hutch. I thought there's like six foot eight, bro
fuck I want to box him more
for 90 mil, for 90 mil
Me and Hutch could probably come to an agreement that we would just stand in the ring and kick each other in the balls for like 20 minutes straight
Shit, yeah
Oh, I just...
Fuck.
Okay, where are you going?
You can't run and jump?
What are you trying to do?
You're making fucking hopscotch.
That's something that you can't clear.
What do you want to Olympic long jump?
You can clear that gap.
I'm a slump.
yeah I think that's something I think
I'll call on today.
Alright, to MVD we go.
To MVD we go.
I was in there they nerfed all the spawns in the key room
The loot XP for the scarving up dead bodies.
No, you get a loot XP for, I don't know if it's a loot XP, but you get it for taking
things off of bodies and then searching and taking items off of the body.
No way we got double no bosses right now.
Oh, no, they're here.
Fucking bound. Uh oh, this is not good.
Scabs?
Why is there a fucking scab army? What is this?
What the fuck? I thought it was a foreman running at me!
What do I do to those guys?
Oh, oh my fucking god.
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ. Jesus. That was really scary.
That was really scary.
Oh,
Kiepka.
A Kiepka.
Rasha.
Svds.
I've never seen them other than Svd.
SVDS I've never seen them on SVD before that's a news to me
Okay, let's change your mouth
We haven't been getting too much PVP on this map.
Change it.
Thanks, well sold.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
I don't have them.
I don't know.
We haven't been getting too much.
We haven't been getting a lot of PVP.
We haven't been getting too many PVP encounters.
enough pvp encounters need more let's some good ones when we first came to
streets but why the down a bit our syntax you for three months also I have to
use the I have to use the little gamers room
I'm going to play this game.
Jake thank you for four months.
to start playing this game as a beginner.
Now, a lot of people just recently got into this game
with the steam release.
Are you a little bit behind the curve to the veterans?
Yeah, but you'll be fine.
This game, it's not like a competitive game or anything.
Most fun in this game is when you are learning it,
to be honest.
That's when it's legitimately most fun.
Okay, okay, okay. Let's change up the location.
The location.
Where shall we venture?
All right. I'm gonna run the bathroom guys. I'll be right back. Give me a moment.
you
One year. Wow. Fuck you, chat.
you
I'm sorry.
Thanks, Beatle. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
you. Alright.
I thought the kids off at the pool.
you know. Long term health of the game around the permanent character? I don't know. I have
to see what happens with the seasonal character stuff that they mentioned. I mean I think ultimately
the game does need some type of some type of wipes but more importantly I think the long term
health of this game is going to come down to just does BSG add a regular stream of content
at events to the game? If they do that it'll be totally fine. If they don't it'll be like
any any game it'll you know people will get bored of it without new things
happening
it kind of it kind of falls down to how they handle up
that's any game that's not specific to this like if you want to keep people
interested in your game nowadays you have to update it you have to add
stuff you have to give them something to come in and want to check out like if you leave it the
same for too long they'll play for hundreds of hours and eventually they'll get bored about
anything after that long.
True.
Very true.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles.
I'm gonna hang up until two days.
I shoot on my right at construction.
Thank you very, very, very much, thank you, fellas.
I
Fuck.
Oh my god, it's a voice.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Fuckin' stop, man!
Goddamn!
Fucking arm, dude.
What is that? What is that, bitch? What is that?
What is that, bitch?
What is that?
Where's Michelle, though?
Let's see Roshalov.
Oh my god, that's him right there. That's a dead body.
What, blyat, motherfucker?
Oh, Roshan, the guy is either on 3rd down all the left or he's on 2nd down all the left.
Piece of shit, kusok, govna!
Here's the present for you, griney!
This guy is just hiding like a fucking pussy.
Hey you!
Fucking jumping around there fucking die!
Come on, black, come on, come on!
What is this guy?
We heard him drop his bag.
You don't fucking know shit how to fucking win a war.
what are you doing there friend what are you doing
What?
How did you do it?
Oh god man, they need to remove setup from the game.
Setup is the worst quest in this whole fucking game.
I stand by that shit.
I stand by it.
It ruins this map dude.
It makes people hate the fucking game and it makes this map suck because people
just do that because getting the kills is awful for setup.
Test drive? I mean you can do test drive on other maps now it's not that bad. I get
why it would be a struggle for some
because it takes PMC kills, which is hard.
They did at least make it easier this way.
Was he looking down so his shotgun didn't
stick around the corner?
He's trying to hide and just kill someone that came to unlock the door without checking the spots.
If you sit in there with a big ass shotgun, you'll see it sticking around the edge unless he looks down.
I think yeah, a lot of people don't know that you can use the MP-18 rifle for setup too.
A lot of people, I mean, it's not intuitive that you can do that.
Again, but you can.
Not bad. It'll be better. It'll be better, not terrible.
Bank RFID is 400, 450, some are on there.
Not around there.
About full on it.
Not terrible, I'll take it.
450k one slaughter in my container?
Yeah, that's about half a bick one.
The boss?
Who's that?
That was you.
Only one boss on this map.
only one boss on this whole map
I'm not sure.
Oh, broke shawler.
Mr. Broke Shawler.
What's a broke?
also broke you are so broke
of
the
Hell yeah brother, thanks understood.
the hardest boss in the game.
Probably Bluehar or Sanitar.
I would say.
The bosses, they're not really...
they're not really hard.
If you know how to play around the AI in this game, most of the bosses are pretty
straightforward to kill if you don't or you get caught in a bad spot by them
surprised you kind of just die
I guess the difficulty then is kind of more just knowing how to fight the bosses in each
location.
It's really what the difficulty comes down to.
If you know how to approach them in each location they're pretty straightforward.
If you don't they're probably tough.
do some weirdo stuff and it makes it more difficult but usually it's pretty straight forward.
Get out of here. I don't want to play this just right.
He's dead, Slav!
Skav, I've had a voice line to see if he would respond so I know if he's a Skav, but
I didn't want to.
He did not quite want to.
All right, go right, go right.
I'm
sometimes it'll come together.
Really?
Do you get Tarkov? Are you happy with your life? And do you hate yourself and
Do you want to experience the true ferociousness of Russian cock-and-ball torture if these sound like things that you would say yes to then boy
Oh boy, you should buy this game
Boy, oh boy should you buy this game
Do you want to feel the cold grasp of the Russian winter upon your testicles?
Because this game will do it.
This game will do it.
Oh boy, yes!
Oh boy oh boy!
All good men.
Have a bowl.
Fun times that all come together baby.
and
Oh, raccoon elbow meat?
Oh, delicious.
Yeah, delicious.
The most delicious elbow meat there is.
Did I get the two bake easy books?
Mmm, safes on customs and the mark room on customs.
Are you trying to learn how to cook?
If you're trying to learn how to cook, I can teach you how to cook.
I'm here to start my game every start in a little while.
We're about due for that.
about due to K streaming to Twitch yet I did a while ago I need to try it again at some
point I need to try it again at some point because they keep updating it they keep updating
it so you never know.
Oh
Yes, I know the moment to let it go.
Hmm.
on that. Why am I on that? Perfect. Restarted. Some water. Let's try a reserve again.
it was the fluctuate with real value yes they do
they do
What is this link?
Lackus.
Back stats.
You keep your stats.
You keep all your stats at prestige five.
That's bullshit.
I want my stats not supposed to it having someone else going to prestige five as well
so it just you may or may not keep your stats like I just may just may or may not keep them
I hope I fucking keep them
We're not the role that Natty D 20 to keep my stats I
For sure want to keep them
Yeah, I would like that starting with max strength would be fucking great dude
You care to me
I would be great.
Hey.
I'm gonna have to go through this at some point.
Oh, I'm a bit over.
Oh, the fuck is that?
Oh, is after dark happening again tonight?
Is after dark happening again tonight?
Probably.
Probably a couple of nights, but at other things.
Probably tomorrow.
Probably tomorrow night.
Okay, I think we're finals.
Yeah, probably tomorrow night.
Not tonight.
Won't be on for too much more than I am
We're tired tonight get on for a bit to the other games on my own nope
Nope, I don't game off stream anymore
Ever do it
My Boston boys my long-awaiting tomorrow, I think we're new tomorrow and I'm gonna have two of my Long Island buddies join in and I
I don't know what's gonna happen with those motherfuckers in discord. I
Don't know what's gonna happen with them, but should be good time. I
Don't have any Boston buddies everyone's from Long Island
Yep the goomba patrol
The goomba patrol.
That'll be fun.
It'll be very fun.
Hopefully we have a bit better luck if we run tomorrow.
A bit better luck.
Here we go.
Wee bit better luck.
Cheese not six seven six two.
Thanks, you're welcome.
Thank you very very much as well.
Can I give you the subs, fellas?
Can I run a raid with you, Yolly?
No.
no after dark blackjack and hookers but without the blackjack without the hookers
just I mean just just blackjack
Wait night gamble with my friends
I don't know. I want a blackjack and a hooker as well to blackjack I guess. It's on the
kick dot com flip forward slash lab mark
that's what you're after
I'm not sure.
Somebody came through here. There's all.
okay that guy may have been cheating or he just had like the perfect distance
from the corner or he could see me without me seeing him but he was just
ripping my fucking thorax up at vaccine five five six I just been on the perfect
angle
So I am having trouble.
Your audio.
Let's use your audio.
It's a lot.
I hear armor. I think it was just the way the angles were working out.
He could see me without me really being able to see them.
He was on a right hand, too.
What the fuck out of my armor, though?
How do you use your audio as a solo?
That's your best friend.
It's the most important tool you have.
Groups make way more sound and don't hear as much sound because they're making more
sound.
You control what sound you make as a solo and anything you hear is an enemy, right?
of
the
You don't fucking know shit how to fucking win a war.
I'm actually aimbotting on that kill, that's fucking crazy.
That was actually so gross.
That was like, holy actual aimbot!
What the fuck was that?
Dude, that was just brrrr dead, like what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Is there still a guy behind that fucking pillar or am I like-
Come on, come on, I'm fucking ready for you!
Fucking impact grenade
You motherfucking lady fucking impact grenade man. I can
I
Will you say will you say suka will you say
Davat amudila
I can't tell you what to do.
And if you were a bear, I would have been a bear.
No, if you were a bear, I would have been a bear.
Oh, better than me, yeah
Come out, come on, come on, clock sucker!
What the f**k?
BOOM!
These guys were running at me.
Holy moly, dude!
What the fuck?
Oh!
Another one!
Goddamn army down here!
What the hell?
Gotta pack my eggs.
Jesus! They were not geared those guys,
but they were running at me
not me like they had some stones under the lights Lord
so
I think we're good thanks
You can't swing on people around
corners anymore. Pay attention to
how when you sprint and you try
sprinting and aiming in while sprinting now you can't do it you have to fully
bring your gun up from a sprint and then you aim and used to be able to like aim
in as you're exiting a sprint watch safe watch my gun I have to fully bring my
gun up head fire and then you aim and you can't start aiming in like while
you're sprinting anymore they basically nerf the shit out of it this
way so we're used to be able to like quickly sprint and swing a corner like
You used to be able to right sprint and like peek and do that see how much fucking slow that is to do now
You can't do that anymore
You have to like sprint and then like slow peek the corner. You can't like sprint peek a corner
They fucked it
I don't know if it's intentional or not, but
I
Yeah, it was taking me so long to figure that out
I was like why can't like because I kept dying trying to swing people at the beginning of life
And I was like why can't I swing corners anymore and kill people like what is going on and then I realized that
That makes a lot of sense
I wish I didn't change it because it makes being aggressive a lot harder.
But that's what it is.
We'll get more marked rooms.
I think basically if you want to like if you want a quick peak or you have to have fire
essentially but you have to peak a corner and hipfire it you can't really like peak a corner
like mid like sprint peak a corner and and amen you have to have fire it I've been doing
that more so you can't if you're gonna like sprint peak they have to be a little bit
closer to you because if they're further you just won't be able to kill them with
the hip fire most likely.
What's that in there?
Scam?
Scam!
I just haven't found a Rashaladal either.
Well, I haven't found that thing.
Is that a rolling? It's right there.
I got that roto. Best Marked Room The Swipe.
Probably that one, RBBK.
They're all kind of the same, though.
They're honestly more or less the same. I feel like Abandoned Factor.
Oh, RBBO is really good, RBBO.
314 is really good, but it's super expensive because of the, you need it for the quest as well.
Down the stairs, no, I didn't.
I think he was naked with impact grenades, that guy at the bottom, those steps that I killed.
I haven't done my almost butt ass naked.
I believe. I believe. Room 4D is also pretty good. Room 4D marked key.
That one's not too bad this fight by the way.
I
Went fishing nobody caught the bait nobody took the bait all right good on you guys
I don't think I ever have actually I
Don't think I ever have
I also haven't been playing much Factory since the expansion, like here and there, yo.
I feel like I used to play Factory a lot, and then they did the expansion, and I kind
of just stopped.
Are you going to run terminal back with prestige?
Yeah, of course. Holy seven kills. Ay, ay, ay.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
And a woman.
I copy this.
...
and
I
do
What a chunky my Spotify playlists I listen a lot of like heavy as fuck battle but not always on stream
Dreams more of just like a mix of just music. I like
But I do get down and dirty with the heavy shit
Like heavy music a lot actually quite a bit I
Was jamming
Black Valley murder at the gym today. Quite nice. It was quite nice.
Black Valley is very good. Nightbringers album is God Tear, my opinion.
that album was so fucking good
all right let's get another one of those no seven K well seven K all seven
I
I took my wife to see Whitechapel, Wife, Wife, that's a band I haven't listened to in a while.
I should probably give him a spin sometime soon.
Let's see, Arrow next year?
Absolutely.
I already told GT.
I was like, brother, I will see you on that fucking tour.
Definitely going.
soon I'm going to get a hair transplant if my shit starts going like bad I'm
getting a transplant I'll say it I'm not ashamed of that 100% I'm getting a
fucking hair transplant if it starts getting cooked I'm not embracing the
bald if I can prevent the if it's preventable I'm not embracing it if
it's not preventable then I'll embrace it but I'm getting it if I have to if it's just like
receding a little bit and thinning like I'm getting the transplant there's nothing wrong with bald
but like I'd rather have hair I don't know what I would look like bald I don't think I would
like it so I'm going to try and hang on to my hair if possible
you know like I'm not going to be the guy that's like you know hanging on to like the three strands
of hair on your head like oh no my last three hairs like no at that point you got to shave it
you got it just you know
but like if it's just like like a couple of hairs missing then like transplant
Yeah, this I can't do any of that like oh, I'm bald and looks like comb my hair a certain
way because that's just you know, yeah for anybody.
Like the front comb over to like cover the hairline like I don't think anyone's getting
fooled with that or the wind the wind blows a gust of wind comes and holy shit.
you're actually bald what the fuck you know you got to just own it
broccoli kids
i'm proud to say i've never had a broccoli haircut
Never had the broccoli
Thank you, also, I mean if you're bald you probably have a sick beard too, which is fire
You just be bald with a sick beard
Like unless you unless you go straight Johnny sins and you just rock the complete egghead look like I guess you
can pull that off well.
Where are these guys?
I think those are just regular scabs.
That's underground it sounds like.
is the headshot there no way but I was tracing the fuck out of guys head that
was like my aim was looked like it was money right there
this should look good thanks monkey brains
Oh, he is a fucking Bastion level six Bastion played on I probably hit him four times in
the head and he bounced all of them.
Oh, that's crazy, bro.
I probably hit him in the head multiple times or like twice at least once.
That's fucked.
That's fucked up.
She just hip-fired him.
I probably would've killed him if I just hip-fired him.
Well, sometimes you gotta die.
Sometimes that's the way it goes. Nothing you can do about it
Rammel for me. I guess I'm up over the night and late. I'll be on tomorrow
Tomorrow will be gaming and then
Kickstree Mafter
That's the plan for tomorrow, so I will see y'all then have a great rest of your nights or your mornings
I suppose it could be morning if you're in
If you're in egg poop shell egg land it could be it could be morning for you
So how are going guys? Thank you. Appreciate y'all. See you tomorrow. Bye. Bye