you
One second.
you
You
Oh shit my bad, I'm sorry my bad. Hello guys. I will do it
You know that one yo yo yo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I won't give
in.
Alright, we're going to buy some
ammo.
Buy some ammo.
be successful today. We have all that we require. Oh, let me get some PS12Bs. Let's get some
of those. All right, I have to get some, um, three more cliff descent extracts on reserve.
That's what I'm gonna do right now. That's the plan. That's the plan
Three more
Sub G boss hello Mika Vannelli Bazzar master hitman
Jojo Taz
Rogut and the subs fellas
Give me burger. Thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you very very much subs get ads
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Yeah, or it should be a long-distance cardio. I
Used to run long distance competitively when I was younger
I was fun I loved doing that that was the best thing ever
That was the best shit ever
I will talk to you again.
Paula. Thank you for 12 months.
I
Good morning, I'm still waking up a little bit dude. I was so tired. I tried to get him early
Early well a little bit earlier. I was so fucking tired
The lead singer of this band got arrested. No, you're thinking of a different band
To lead singer the lead singer of a trade did not get yeah
Adam, thank you very much brother. I hope you had a great stream man. Thank you, brother
Yeah, wrong bad wrong bad wrong bad
I think you have Azalea dying
I was just going to check how much XP I was needed to prestige, but we can't look now.
52 we're about to get a fat 300 kxp and then we've got I don't know half of level 52 and then 53 and 54 and then we can prestige
So
It's still a couple days not a couple several days
It's still several days we got going
because each level is going to be like 700,000 XP probably, which honestly, that's like ten
successful lab with runs like I technically could get it done really fast
I technically could
I mean I could do more side quests but maybe maybe I'll do them I don't know I'm
I'm doing my weekly quest right now. I'll look at what other quests I have to do after, but I hate questing, man.
Or I just got a labyrinth to do quests.
I hate it so much. Well, I don't, but you get to a point where it becomes annoying. You get to some of the really annoying quests in the game.
Yeah, I'm going to want them.
I'm going to want them instead of marked rooms.
You save drops for after you prestige wait I could do that hold on wait I could do
do that, right?
Fucking smart.
That's really hard to open.
That's like the Dupus mod.
That'll expire and twitch inventory, but I think after like a week they expire.
They don't expire like right away.
I
Expy right away though
Okay, oh
I don't know why I ever went that way down to the bunker
Yeah, I'm not sure why I went that way that was pretty stupid
That's pretty dumb
Oh
Let me change my servers. I had servers fucked up from last night. I
I
Can see today is not going to be much different than yesterday, right?
Everyone today is just going to be like 8,000 hour players
That's how it's going to go
Change my servers i don't have like one or two servers on
Or five hour players
I think I'm going to be here.
We get the five hour gamer on.
Last night was last night was a bit interesting with some of the people we ran into.
And a little crazy
Yeah, it's getting a little wild
Honestly just want to get off a reserve reserve is pretty miserable this way
You won't cry so hard.
Pour one out for Vince Zambella, our IP legend.
Okay.
Okay, what good now?
I guess we have to play ultra careful again today.
I don't know about anything I want to run.
I need the most time to get in.
Um...
Really burning through the cash money. Happy 18 month stabby.
Next Thomas.
And buy
You buy you buy BP animal packs, right? How expensive they are
445
Warheads on foreheads big man. There's BP
There are none
But you can't buy BP ammo packs, but you could buy seven and 40
That makes a lot of sense what?
Doesn't make a lot of sense like anybody seven and 40 celebratory gesture emoji
space. That don't make no sense. At least not to me, it don't. That don't make no sense.
So, what's this update that's happening tomorrow? They posted about update. Did they say what
is the update are we getting the event tomorrow December 24th at 6 a.m. GMT 1 a.m.
Eastern planning so a patch 1.0 0.0 0.1 0.1 game will be done for six hours
happy christmas tony
They didn't say what it is, but there's an update, well, tonight, there's an update.
fix for a DLSS would be nice that would be really nice that would be pretty fucking nice
if we had the DLSS fix I'm not getting my hopes up though but I guess we'll check when
that updated tomorrow. They really got to fix that. FSR is broken as well. I mean, what
FSR is the AMD, DLSS.
AMDs and it drops your FPS.
Isn't that the opposite purpose of what it's supposed to
increase your FPS?
I thought I was supposed to give you more FPS, not less.
I
Here we go no more dying
No more dying, we got to be way more careful the way this game is right now.
Alright, I'm going to run right up to the fucking mountain, and that's where I got
to go eventually, so.
Alright, somebody on the left.
I thought I did.
I'm going to assume somebody's up here.
It could have just been Echo, but...
Well, people use scopes on streets.
I have no idea.
Every time I die, there's someone using a scope on streets.
I don't understand how they're even able to aim with it.
How do you even have frames to aim with a scope on them out?
I have no idea either.
You don't need the frames when you have a purpose to aim for you.
It's not always that.
We saw one programmer with a scope on shoots last night for sure, but I definitely saw
some guys that weren't.
Damn four and a half years and you're still the best thanks for all the content, brother.
Enjoyed it all.
Thank you, brother.
you brother?
alright, well, let me kill one guy
he's dead as fuck
that's probably who I heard
you brother
I feel like today is going to be a scope only kind of day if I feel like yesterday I switched
to using the scope in it.
It helped me a lot.
like you kind of need them right now in this game.
of
the
Alright, honestly I'm thinking I just looped this guy's body and get the fuck out of here
because I just need these three extracts and I kind of want to get off of this map.
Okay, well, can't fault that out.
Really all I have to do here and this map kind of sucks for anything else except I guess
money if you get marco spawns
hey thank you stole skin
thank you brother
peanuts
huh
How about how bad?
The streets for sure left yes, let's say that's where the streets is look the coolest map in the game
My opinion, but it's just the frame rate kills it for so many people
I mean even kills it for me, but it kills it for so many people. They just can't even play it
There'd be so much better with better frame rate
77 million seven hundred and seventy-seven thousand
It's mafico.
Optimized streets I have no idea.
It's not my job to optimize streets and at this point I feel like it's nobody's job.
I feel like it's nobody's fucking job.
issues used to run better. The whole game used to run better in my opinion. It's gone down.
They've done all these expansions and stuff and they've hurt the performance and everything.
Nikki. Yay! Happy birthday, man. Nikki D from New York.
All right, I'm gonna wait for a minute and a half.
I don't think it can run worse.
It can run worse.
Maybe duffel bags or anything that was here.
I just want to wait a minute for this to survive.
The bags.
The bags know we're eating only nothing, man.
I should have enough xp, but why not just wait a minute just to guarantee it?
I'm gonna be stupid to not just wait a minute and I'm like, oh, I didn't have, I was missing
20 XP.
Well, the PMC, I've killed two PMCs in a raid, I think it got in run-throughs.
Looting his body should be plenty, but, I don't know.
Sometimes it's weird with how much XP you get.
You can kill shit and you won't get it if you didn't headshot something or this and that.
Alright, little chill raid, but we needed one survive to kick off the day.
We needed one, man.
Can't kick off the day with a bunch of deaths, you know, can't go two deaths in a row
Also
Need something to eat
How much is Chick-fil-A delivered
How much is a spicy deluxe?
What cheese?
Colby Jack on that shit?
I
Think pepper jack on
All right, fine we do pepper jack
Cryness let's get a cue before I order food
Like I was around showing the fucking shotgun
Oh
There is no
Moist man, thank you for the five gifted subs and give moist man
Let me cast that Marthony money
Nope
Oh figure
It's not worth nothing
and
I'm going to do it next prestige I mean at this point does it even really matter
at this point it's a little late
A B
reserve
Got two more extracts
Chick-fil-A sauce
Oh, I just canceled it no
the hell am I doing?
diet lemonade
All right, we're good chicky sandwich on its way
It's not to say allowed, what, di-e-le-min-aid?
I can't say di-e-le-min-aid out loud.
What's wrong with di-e-le-min-aid?
Should be a crime?
Why diet? What's wrong with diet drinks?
I don't want to drink diabetes in a cup.
I don't want to do that.
Yeah, I'm just fucking, they probably put like 100 grams of sugar in the lemonade.
I don't like that
I don't want eight million grams of sugar directly into my bloodstream
Boy show us your law for can abiding semi-automatic
Bistel mate you go get my demon whose forehead is brighter than the surface of the fork in some cons
all three times. and the
the
I
Don't know man. I drink I drink diet drinks. I drink diet drinks
Little artificial sweetener is not gonna that shit ain't gonna put me down
I
Sugar sweetener I may not could be
Could be big sweetener, you know patting the stats
But I haven't seen any info that sweeteners are like bad for you other than in obviously
enormous enormous quantities like a kilogram of sweetener a day
but it I mean it is possible that yeah
Goodbye, friend.
I will 30 pistol running with your buds.
What the hell's this with the markers on?
What is this guy doing?
of
its mess
of
16 months of support for many years of viewing.
The hell's going on over there?
Good luck with the raid's routine. Godspeed give em the big slung energy.
I don't know where that M1A is.
There's been a roof over there, but I can't see him.
I can't see him.
Oh, so what's this now?
We're posting on Twitter that the redacted Epstein files
You can like copy paste it and remove the redacted shit because how they they covered it up with like
They like did something the way they covered it up with Adobe you can just like copy paste it and fucking
View all the redacted shit
that that seems like an inside job to me so all is all the shit just leaked now
like everything that's redacted is just out of the open
not everything, but a lot of it is, did kill like a holy fuck dude, nice blue piano, more
VPM oh fuck yeah
That to me that seems like a setup
Like so somebody somebody wanted to leak it like inside
They knew that was gonna happen and they did it on purpose
Whoever it is whoever it is true American true fucking American
than the amount that will start to cause harm.
Chill everyone.
Did you just call me a fucking rat?
Is that what you just called me?
You just called me a fucking rat, didn't you?
Motherfucker.
Greetings from Belgians for Fort Hullo.
Greetings, my friend.
Greetings, greetings, greetings.
imagine a grown man not wanting to drink my calories pussy oh wow being mindful of
your health and how you look is makes you a pussy I forgot wow you're so manly
oh my god yeah man being in shape is for gays yeah dude only pussies are like
What what the fuck are we saying? What are we actually saying?
Yeah, yeah, man muscles are gay shit
Holy I mean talk about something that's not gay that gun is not gay god damn that shit is fucking alpha as fuck
Holy shit
That gun is alpha
my man god damn that's definitely a straight dude gun right there
Not my name
You're now
Whoa
Oh
Whoa
Wow, whoa, we saw wows right there
All right, let's get out of here
Get another one of my extracts on the board and get two more for this and then one more
No, you can't put any headphones in the cappa container.
Cappa container?
Or Loki sucks?
You can't hold anything besides just like hideout.
I don't know how many cries left.
I don't know how many cries left to the CEO in the LAN match.
A span that I want to air again, that thing is loud as hell like I'm...
love your content mr. Tony I hope you have a nice Christmas thank you very
much Zoe thank you my friend
razi hello hello hello hello oh dude I can't wait for this to play I can't
wave.
Thank you.
It's actually well, I mean, I guess what did I expect but the amount of it's concerning the amount of
Fake AI bullshit. I see online now being pat like trying to be passed off as real video
It's really fucked up
Yeah
And like it's not it's it's in the some of it is in reference to like people
people are companies and they're like faking AI videos like slandering companies
or people it's not good it's not good she's gonna get out of hand soon because
you know people are gonna like people some people are gonna believe that shit or
they can't tell I mean even some of it is actually hard to tell myself at least
must destroy the AI in the future. We'll be born in the year 2026. We set back in time to fight
the AI before they can take over the world.
one more we got one more one more one more one more one more one more cliff
extract let's get it on
I like me social media companies should make it a policy devil and the next
so use names and then make AI content.
I mean, there's no way you can even regulate that.
Yeah, this is how it's...
Wait, I didn't see, okay, I didn't see this exact file.
Dataverse settings, Alphanumeric,
call the FBI.
Wait, they didn't redact this?
So I'm back inside and told the party that Donald Trump had invited them all to a party in Mar-a-Lago.
Someone told Villanue she wanted to go with Villanue to a blank. It wasn't that kind of party. It was for prostitutes.
So he had a party with hookers.
Sounds like a damn good party. No, I mean, well...
Oh, you're a pimp.
I don't know rich rich powerful people having prostitutes and parties. I
It's not really news to me
It's not news to me like I don't know they're just their
escorts
They're not getting they're not getting paid for the sex they get paid for just hanging out and they just happen to have set like
Like, yeah, they're just getting paid for their,
like this is, I don't know.
Honestly, okay, unless it's forceful trafficking,
like if you're a forcefully prostituting people,
like if women wanna invoke their entrepreneurial rights
and they willingly wanna engage
in prostitutional behavior and be, you know.
I
Who am I who am I to say no right who might have say no?
Yeah, if you're legal age and you're consenting to it. I don't really have problem with it at all. I
Don't know we're gonna see a lot of shit get leaked though if all this redacted stuff comes out
I'm sure something's gonna be like I said the other day. It's it's not even dude
it's just all of these it's every politician every politician you can think of they're all in on this
shit and maybe not every single one but like they all are trump talking to whoever doesn't bill
clinton obama they're probably all in on it they all knew they all knew about it at least
even if they weren't directly engaging it they were all they all knew about it and they all
turned a blind eye to it and celebrities and this and that yeah it's just you just gotta come
I don't think I've ever come to grips with that.
Navery, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you. Thank you, Genghis.
Doesn't make it right. No, I'm not saying it makes it right.
I'm saying they're all in under. Like, everyone's like, oh my god,
someone's over this. It's like, yeah.
That checks out.
I guess what I'm saying is I'm not shocked when you see like Trump's name
this person's name. That's like
Yeah, that's kind of what I
need to prestige level 55 for
prestige.
There we go, down to D2.
On down to D2.
We know you were the leader behind all the nonsense.
Okay, well that's crazy, but what, I would, brother,
brother, what?
A lot of a desk top every now and then.
Keep you on your toes, keep you on your toes.
Big upies.
Uppies!
Big Uppies.
It's hot.
I got three minutes and 30 seconds to wait easy. You can't tell me the very wholesome
Bill Clinton isn't innocent. One of them are innocent, bro. I don't think any politician
ever is innocent. They've all got dirt on them. They only let you be a politician if they
have dirt on you. That's how I
feel it. They won't let you
because then they can't control
you. They're only allowed in
the club if you've got dirt
on you.
Who's they? I don't know the
mysterious they the powers
that be.
The powers that be.
But they
The unheard exactly the unheard
52 and
700,000 XP 53, but we're about to cash in a fat 300,000 XP after this raid
Why I'm just sitting here waiting for two more minutes
Let's move on. Let's move on, guys. Let's move on.
EZ. GG EZ. GG EZ.
I don't see a nobody don't see nobody's residents you get in the train I've been a lot of people
have been sitting in that lower window train station I saw it multiple guys there last
night.
I saw quite a few in that exact same spot it's pretty popular for some reason.
I want to drop them either.
This is Gav.
Alright, 40 seconds.
40 seconds.
Let's go down.
Going down, down, in an earlier round.
We're going to get a little bit more sugar.
We're extracting, swinging.
Oh, a military gyro
tachyometer way.
No way.
That one is a gyro gyro tachometer.
Yeah.
Giroling, we're gyrating. Might be gyroing. I'm gyroing.
All right, we finished up our quest now and go to other maps finally and go to
other maps. You got a three cliff extracts, two weekly quests in the bag,
about a bing, about a boom, where's my diet lemonade, a diet lemonade.
Don't forget your prime, it's free. Thanks, Azert. Thank you.
I'm going to get this. This
chicken fillet spicy sandwich in my
belly in a couple minutes and it's
going to be fucking amazing.
Pretty good so far.
Pretty good.
Oh, diet lemonade is lemons and
water and sweetener.
And I'm going to get the chicken
fillet sandwich.
And I'm going to get the chicken
sweetener. Just like lemonade is lemons and water and sugar, right?
Oh my god, it's almost here.
tasks complete complete AI music or this this is like a iconic I try to use an iconic
band. What you slander a Treyu.
In 2007. So this is a 2025 like remake of this album. This album came out in 2024.
They wrote the song that's my 242004 they wrote it used the prime
All right, that gave us half a level. Okay. We need XP now
Since you order food so much do you have a little food box on your front porch for them to put it in always?
Should using the prime I should
Thank you, Borahs, for the five gifted subs, thank you very much.
my name boss. F are gonna glue did I get it right this time? I don't know if I got it
I need to watch more anime. No, I don't. I really don't. I have tried. I've given it
chances and chances and I don't like it. I do not like it.
There are some that I would like but as a whole I do not like anime.
The Eagle League Lognics in the gun, the BS in the gun, the BS in there, the BT there,
B. S. there the bottom being the bottom boom come over here by the bang pow
Hold up
You know SJ six
SJ six and a trim that's not an SJ six
I'm a trimmer doll by my dog trimmer doll on a dimsdale trimmer doll
the
bomb bang pow let's fucking go boys we're getting down and dirty dastardly in the lab and the
grandma chicky sandwich over back
Two months deep, let's go.
Thank you.
I'm using 64 audio trios.
The
I eliminate the rishis.
The rishis.
of
the
I'm going to turn it on.
you
the
Those commenting on Tony's diet lemonade, the FDA accepted daily intake of Aspartame is 50mg
slash kg of body weight, say a person is 80kg slash 176 pounds if someone is drinking Coke Zero
would be 46 pounds thus unless you're a freak Aspartame has a statistically insignificant
impact on whether or not someone gets cancer.
Be the way that it be.
Yeah, it smells like Big Lemonade to me.
Sounds like Big Lemonade pushing propaganda.
Bill Nye, the Blyat guy. Bill Nye.
until the 4th of January I believe 13 days
13 days.
Oh my god, that was fucking Sanatonic.
This could be big fucking XB if I kill them and then clear labyrinth.
Be fucking huge XB.
I don't trust nobody.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
fucking die scat oh
scat tornado
Oh
And you fucking die Santa car
He won't fucking die
Oh
He's invincible
Oh my god, he's invincible
Dude, I actually think I shot him 70 times holy shit, he's fucking invincible
What the fuck is that?
Oh, there goes all my ammo for labyrinths.
We might have enough still, maybe, that'd shot a lot.
That's fucking great.
Talk about fencing on a Wendy's parking lot.
That's Sanitar business.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
Hello, mate.
does talk be talking today yeah well especially after 75 hit count on
I
Don't think I've ever shot him that many times
All right, well
Hopefully our loadout works for us. We don't really have any fucking ammo.
Boy, I sure hope I don't need any.
Oh boy, I sure hope we don't need any more bullets down here. We could
potentially just get a good tajila kill a spawn.
So grab their ammo and I'll earn the money.
I'm going to be okay.
Um, my Chick-fil-A is falling apart.
It's falling apart.
It's got no integrity.
Big Ross.
Thank you very much, man.
Thank you.
you
I'm sorry about that, I was crushing that spicy sandwich.
is this co-heating, Cambria?
35 months, that's pretty neat.
Thank you, Donut. Thank you, Hunter. Bross, thank you very much again. Thank you, Killadrin.
Alright, boys. Lock it in. Lock it in. We're in dangerous lands right now. You just entered
the danger zone.
Right into the danger zone.
Activate the switch.
I've actually got a decent spot here.
Only one AI?
I'm going to kill you.
I don't know what it's doing!
Watch.
I'm fucking here. I just want to get out of here.
I
Only had one one AI
All right, I mean
Realistically we should just extract them I'm low on action. I'm definitely struck them low on ammo and
I got samatar before this there should be a fucking experience still
Oh, you're a lot of work, Mark, and have you ever been to Pittsburgh, Pa?
If so, what are your thoughts?
Pittsburgh.
Not Pittsburgh.
No.
Not Pittsburgh.
Oh.
Piece of candy.
Well, we'll golden nugget on the way out.
Never been to Pittsburgh.
Oh
Candy well, we'll golden nugget on the way out never been to Pittsburgh
The Philadelphia
All right, this should be a lot XP I would hope at least
I
Killa to Jilla the transit plus sanitar we only got one guard though one guard is really bad
Got me more than 50k right with sanitar 72. Yeah, so shit ton
I had shot everything. All headshots, Gela, Tijela plus Sanitar and his guards. A lot.
can grab the Tijila kill a gear super quickly I can just throw all their shit
and I don't have to search on the bodies or anything like that I could just
grab all the ammo and dip
nice to go on the gamma, fire.
I'll wait in the drum.
Holy durability on my gun.
Yes, Samo.
All right, wow to this boom, SJ6.
Trumidal.
Okay, wow this
I only got a couple of fish left on a loot labyrinth because if you loot labyrinth you
give more time for people to get out of their spawns and potentially kill you and then when
you die, you lose tons of the XP. I'm in Labyrinth for XP, not for loot. I can get loot anywhere.
I can only get that much XP. I can only get 70,000 XP arrayed from Labyrinth. So once I have the XP
locked in, we get out, we secure it. If you die, you lose all of the XP, so it doesn't end up
of being worth it.
All right. Labs is terrible XP.
They nerfed.
They nerfed all the XP from Raiders and stuff because people were farming the
shit out of it way back then, and then they left.
They left labyrinth crazy crazy.
Boraz holy subs man. That's like 20 now. Thank you so much for the 10 gifted, bro
Thank you very much for that. I appreciate you man. Thank you
Lord
Impossible level of quest of prestige. No, but you're not you're not beating
You're not beating the
XP gain of like labyrinth runs essentially
Hmm.
Did I get the XP from handing an Epsilon?
No, I didn't. Wait, when do I get that quest?
Wait, when do you get the quest to turn in the Epsilon case? I didn't do that.
Do I have it? Oh, I should do that.
Oh, fuck yeah. Okay, let me do that after this.
That'll level us up. We'll be more than 53 after that.
I don't know. The wipes change.
You heard something about
seasons. Yeah, we don't
actually know what happens with
the season seasonal character
and whatnot. We don't have
details on that. I turned in
the weeklies. Yes. Yes, I
did. I think. I'm pretty
I thought it was the button.
I thought I forgot something in my loadout.
I think I forgot something in my loadout.
I don't see what it is though.
Thermals are bad this way. They've been bad for a while in this game. Nobody uses them. Oh, Splint. Oh well.
We're actually after this, we're going to be really close to prestigeing, we're going
to be like halfway through level 53 when I'm one and a half levels and then we'll
have daily quests to do today and then
we're really not that far
Well, I have this like it, and then the next two days probably prestige, maybe.
blue man a group. Yeah, then thank you for two years.
absence for three months. Give me a fart. Then give me the prime. That sounds like France.
Give me a cheap fart.
Women group stopped after 30 years. Wait, it's been the same blue men in the group for 30 years. They didn't switch people out.
No way it's been the same
blue man for 30 years.
Really?
They've rotated.
I've never seen a blue man group.
You said to paint yourself blue every fucking night. That must get old real fast
They were born blue
So it's like avatar dude. I saw someone made an AI picture of an avatar lady
The blue avatar lady doing the Thanos cheek pose. I saw it on Twitter this morning
It's like that is how you start off her day
She was bent over doing the splits with a blue cake in the air
People are sick man
people are fucking sick
have my bezos box good sir
what was the matter?
Thank you for two years.
I'm going to have a good night.
Merry Christmas.
Thanks Dean.
That's a heck of a man.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I think they said you'd be able to buy it eventually, but for now, I don't think there
There will be any way to obtain the voice pack.
My old friend Mr. Bezos wanted to give me a free sub to you.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh
Jeff E. B
Looking readable today. That's really what I woke up this morning. And I was like, you know, that's what I'm that's the vibe
I'm trying to put out there today
But I'm glad you recognized
Thanks, man
Really glad you recognize that that's what I was going for
on Christmas vacation from work can't wait to take down and watch my favorite
Tarkov stream sir Christmas vacation I guess everyone on Christmas week well
not everybody I'm not on Christmas vacation
I
Mean I'm quote-unquote working too, right I'm I'm working real hard this Christmas, but I'm working real hard
Slave it away on my computer
I
Was he streaming to job no it definitely is it's not a difficult job though. It's a fun
It's a very fun and rewarding job. I'll never complain about doing this for a living. It's fucking great
It's not all sunshine and rainbows, but it's a good fucking job, yeah
Anything that you start doing when you don't feel like doing it is a job, you know?
Like, you don't always feel like gaming and streaming.
But sometimes to do it anyway, that makes it a job, but I ain't complaining.
It's the worst part of streaming.
It's all like streaming is mentally draining
Like you're pretty
Like I mean not like other things aren't but it is pretty taxing mentally
King deegling. Thank you
Especially days when you're like not really feeling it and you have to you have to be feeling it, you know
like some days you're not in good mood and you got to be in a good mood anyway
well that goes for any that goes for most jobs really but some are less like social right
I guess if you're if you're working like I don't know if you're like doing
spreadsheet work and you're pissed off one day you could just be pissed off and
grumpy up like and no one's gonna care really but I don't always have to be in
a good mood. Uh not really for some people. Not like that much of a dapper to
be honest.
I don't know, like I said, it's not all sunshine and rainbow streaming, but it's a great fucking
job and you hear a lot of kids like complain about it and it's like, dude, you idiot.
is fucking
Oh my god
I was fucking power sliding on me.
There's somebody left.
I killed them in really bad spots.
Thanks for always showing up to work to support your wife's boyfriend.
He's been a pussy.
I'm the one that can play the game
I'm the one real struggle of making it to be honest
Message from a logical
You got big subgifter on red
B.I.G
Let's go through the eye. Goop, goop, goop.
Oh, why you, dude? You know?
Why does my character freak in the fuck out like that when I turn?
How do I be able to bait him?
Get him tiny Tony is where
I
Try to shot him. Yeah
Well, bye
What are we doing? Why are we moving alerts?
I don't know what to do with it.
A little sex plate, nice.
um maybe hide it for now
wait what is even popping up repeatedly what is even happening
wait i'm wait why am i not seeing the hold up i missed something oh my god francisco
dude thank you so much man how the fuck did i not even see that did that not
We gotta figure something out. I'm so sorry Francisco. Thank you so much, man. 50 subs is fucking huge. Thank you very much. I apologize for that, bro. Thank you so much.
It went, I was just locked in. Okay. Alright, at least I have an excuse. At least I have an excuse. Thank you so much, Francisco.
Let's go.
Yo, just ranked up from Platinum Puller to grab Master Beta.
Platinum Puller.
Oh fuck yeah dude, that's a second. Congratulations.
Big achievement.
The fucking huge achievement, congrats, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love you, Bapaw.
Great content.
All right, thank you very, very much.
For anything to do, I think it gated and no-ski.
That's Mr. Cat, he still is not happy,
But I got him last night, which is good.
He wasn't eating or drinking, and I just put food in my hand
that he ate out of my hand.
Oh, he's all right.
Maybe he's being a baby.
Maybe he's feeling like shit from that fucking vaccine
or whatever.
Not a happy camper.
How much XP do we get? 64,000. Holy shit, man.
I'll just text the dude.
All I mean no thoughts.
M995, very good, a good armor we just got there as well, good front plate action there.
and I'm going to go back to
seven. We got seven and 40 man
I want PS and Eagle Dicks and
that's seven and 40 and
oh man.
What Eagle Dicks
I'm
turning epsilon
as yes, yes, yes, yes
as yes, yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Trimadal.
I need a labyrinth key card.
I saw a lot of key cards.
That's good.
You
Big XP here big XP big XP boom
Limit a PMC operatives without killing scabs.
I want you to kill seven PMCs without killing a single scab.
That's a quest.
Oh, I guess labs, yeah, labs.
There's no scab raiders, no kind of scabs.
25,000 XP, that should aim or fit.
been about four years since I started subbing here following for longer so long in fact someone
I met in this community got me a salaried position at a company he works at
not pretty sick in our job anymore I will now make 47k that's pretty sick w chatter is getting jobs
it's pretty fucking awesome hell yeah
How bad
I
Can't read that date thank you for the fraud man over that is
Oh
I'm getting close. I guess that I think one point, probably 1.4 million XP and then we're
good for Prostit, well then I have to do, I have to do the, what do you call it?
I have to do the quest after which has a few parts to it.
I don't know because now we have drops so it might be, we might take a little breather from it.
from it probably probably be a little breather from it just so I'm gonna be
grant insurance for a couple of days at least.
Hope you have a good Christmas, Tony.
Thank you, Shibby.
You as well, bro.
You as well.
I'm running straight to labyrinth and going deep.
The plan is to avoid everybody.
I take my drugs and I run.
And we run and we run and we run and we don't ever look back.
Never ever look back.
we산 and we run we run and we run and we run we run
I'll see you in the next video.
That's what I said we've run and we never look back and whatever
We run and we never look back, never, never ever.
I can look sideways, not backwards, so I can look sideways, not backwards, so I can
I can look sideways, not backwards though.
Good call.
Good call, but you can look sideways, that's not looking back.
Never ever look back.
Sideways is good.
of
I forgot that was an alert.
Oh my, what have we done dude?
Killing.
Holy fuck.
My goodness.
I'm 100 gifted as fucking bonkers.
Thank you so much
My goodness, thank you so much man. You're incredible. Thank you very very very very very very much
Merry Christmas. Happy holidays to you
Thank you
Just let it be known I'm not the one that made that alert, okay, that's AI
That's AI video there. I've been framed. I've been framed. AI. AI. It was... That shit
was redacted
fuck
fuck you thank you so much you think you've been a five gifted subs
you don't don't think you as well
I think that first thing I shot was a player.
Bulletproof a butler!
And you did good subs, butler.
Thank you so much, man.
Happy holidays, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you guys.
All right, another 70 KXG run coming in possibly possibly
Thank you so much, what do you find left?
Good Lord, I am at 59-5.
Boris, thank you very much.
Happy holidays, brother.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jay.
Thank you, Deer.
Thank you, Hitron.
Thank you, Saxman.
Ooh, the Saxman.
The Saxman.
Thank you so much, guys.
You're always the best.
down down we go into the deep depths of the labyrinth dungeon the deep deep depths of
The Dungeon, the Dungeon, Hammer, thank you for the five gifted subs, thank you Hammer,
Heavy on Star?
What a fun kind of dungeon.
It's the Tajila Playpen.
The Playpen.
I don't know if that's real.
I'm getting trouble for that.
Thank you.
What's up Tony? How are you doing?
What's up Tony? Thank you.
I got a message from Twitch years ago because someone TTS like a phone number and an address
address and I missed it and they were like, huh, you can't be doing that.
Yeah.
Hello from Brazil, Linda.
Yeah, this was, I mean, this was like four or five years ago.
It was a long time ago.
Is there actually, thanks for two months, thank you, legend, for the three months.
I was a chicken sandwich delish that woke me up, put a little pep in my step.
A little chicken sandwich down the, down the hatch, start the day off.
I got to drink a green shake soon.
I'm going to go get a green shake after this raid.
I'm going to go get a green shake.
Yeah, I've been doing the micro green drink things.
I feel like they've been hitting.
They're nasty, but I feel like they're good.
Could be placebo, but I feel like I feel good
Yeah, I was I'm saying I want I want it to taste like shit because if it tastes like shit, it's probably got the good stuff in it
If it tastes good, then I'm concerned
You know something that's supposed to be a health supplement like that that tastes good
But why does this taste good? You got them Fugazi greens in there?
I feel like that's how it works the closer it tastes to lawnmower clippings the better it is for you probably
I'm out dawg, I'm out, now killer never has anything in his pockets, at least not that
I ever see.
He's got a fuck ton of MAI AP, oh no it's BPO I'd, alright let's take a break from
I did a couple runs. Let's get out of here. I hate these fast runs. They're kind of lame
I wonder how much XP that even is 40 40k
I might have actually I probably don't have dailies yet. I'm probably hitting a few hours
I
Loot the whole 55,000 XP. I don't loot the whole area because if I die while looting I lose 55,000 XP
It's just it's just not worth it like I can just run in two minutes 55,000 XP, but I'm here for the XP
You know I
Don't need I don't need the loot and the loot doesn't give you more XP really
It just increases my chance of dying to someone else. I already milked all the XP from the raid. There's nothing there left for me
Well, we're gonna take a break from that because it's kind of boring
It is kind of boring to be honest
Happy holidays, mr. Chad Mark as well. Happy holidays, sir
I don't know where we're going to go alternatively, but.
Oh shit, I saved the wrong plate. Good call.
Transit streets and stack multipliers. I mean we could do that. I'm trying some streets transits.
Me bum.
Tony, when can I come out of the basement?
Ever.
Taxation is theft.
Ever.
Tax.
But never.
the
I'm gonna bring a shit ton of ammo if we're gonna be going for transits.
you.
4, 5, 6.
Excuse me, oh man.
Hi, how are you?
That was a vicious sneeze.
I'm doing great, how are you?
Doing most wonderful.
Alright, let's go.
I'm gonna go check on my cat guys, I'll be right back.
Give me a moment.
you
Let's go.
You
Have my strength
you
I love you land far and you are inspiring.
Oh, thank you, McNasty.
Thank you.
All right, this is a long queue for Saber.
He's good.
He's chilling in the window in the sun.
What do we do we're going to check for check for Kalantay.
It's Jace.
He's doing alright today.
No boss.
Don't look like someone's killing Caban though.
There are a lot of nades, a lot of, lot of, lot of nades.
I swear that key will be there.
that
that guy's not happy right now
that guy is very
very unhappy right now
happy holidays my dude
Thank you sir.
Sash white, thank you guys.
I'm guessing Calante's not here
if he just ran by, right?
Maybe he didn't check though?
I'm not gonna check.
Happy holidays, my dude. Thank you for giving us something to watch for the holidays.
You as well. Thank you. Thank you for watching.
By the Kepco.
If you find a tank battery, wait until you have the Kill Caban quest from Yeager, I believe
it's Huntsman Path, a big game.
You get a fountain rate tank battery as a reward from that.
And Caban is not that hard to kill because he spawns 70% of the time.
Well I'd do it.
That's how I would do it. Fuck carrying that thing out of a raid, I just get it from killing Caban.
on the eastern front.
I just try to avoid sugar things.
I try and eliminate it as much as I can.
Sometimes I'll put some barbecues on some food and that's got sugar in it, you know what I mean.
I don't drink like...
...jiggery sodas and stuff like that. Everything's diet at the late time.
I love honey.
yeah well of honey but that's like wait I didn't even dude I didn't put plates
in this armor I'm running around here butt-ass fucking naked with no plates
you have fucking plates in this shit dude that's I need those dog shit man
shit
yes
actually it's probably good I wasn't wearing plates and I got shot me because
he had BS ammo and it just hit the soft armor and damaged my plates and it's
probably
Oh, you good thing, actually.
leave me alone scabs god damn I'm starting to think of bonds not even in there that means
that it's a double no boss raid this should be very very unfortunate
Oh, no, they're here.
Oh, yeah, they're here.
Oh, God.
Thank you for the six subs the tier one and the five gifted thank you so much
I
Could learn to love you
I'm getting fucking
Do you love me could you learn to love me
Same honestly dr. Fucking right
the
gg's you just killed me on my one rate after i just got off
a 12 now i should have get the kids and head to my second job so i can support
you
gg's
Easy clap.
Oh, oh, oh, my leg, oh, Jesus Christ, my leg.
Oh my God.
Oh, shit, my leg.
can you jump in back there still you still do that
Do you love me?
Does it learn to love me?
I don't know what to do with it.
That's cool.
The Caban doesn't even have attachments on his M60.
What the fuck?
I'll be at
I didn't kill him
Also
All right, let's get out of here. They're gonna try and transit
I'm going to try and transit anything some food though, I don't know what I'm thinking.
I want the gardener container that's okay.
That's okay.
I don't really have much on ever regarding this.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
Stop in the grocery store for a little snack.
Use radar?
Yeah, that's right.
my radar 3d behind me
svd behind me
acceptable to eat pizza for Christmas dinner
Christmas dinner you have a fucking lot. Yeah, I've had it
Talk about
Oh, where I grew up, all the Jewish families, it was a tradition to eat Chinese food on
Thanksgiving on Christmas.
That's the whole thing that people I knew did.
Yup.
There's just like a Jewish family tradition on Christmas.
You know, it's fucking Chinese nights Christmas.
Hello, Mr. Scab. I need your your goods.
Oh, I'm not Jewish, but on Long Island, there is a large Jewish population. A lot of people
I knew that I like went to school with the Jewish went to a lot of bar and bot mitzvahs
as a kid. A lot of them. A lot of them. Like every fucking week there is home.
Shizzlefin, thank you. Thank you, shizz. Like PTSD. Nah, they were fun as fuck when
they were kids. Everyone you knew was there and you were just fucking going nuts. They
They had, they would be playing, dude, this is around the time when like Gwen Stefani,
like a banana song was popular and everyone was just throwing bananas to bananas.
This is those ears.
Shit, what?
What am I saying?
What?
When you're 13 you're a barbot, Mitzvah.
This was fuckin' 2007, 2006.
Those were good years for partying.
The banana what?
You don't know the Gwen Stefani song?
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
You're done, man, run up, run up, run up,
run up, run up, run up, run up, run up,
run up, run up, run up, run up, run up, run up, run up.
That one.
This is my shit, this is my shit.
All right, we're gonna go for the transit.
We're gonna do risky business here.
Thank you, Rage.
Thanks, Rage.
Thank you.
The other son.
I'll be back now.
the
Interesting, yeah.
Entrasting, okay, I need to...
I'm trying to remind her of something.
the
I've never owned one.
I've never owned one, so I'm not too knowledgeable about them, but people seem to love them.
Hmm.
This works instead.
Okay, that'll work.
What's happening?
I miss, I was gone for three minutes.
leading spam the satanic fuck yeah satan
what are we
yeah fuck yeah
satan hates satan hates spam in the chat
I don't know man
I said, you're not spamming the
chat. You worship Satan.
Okay.
I can't.
Oh, Santa, Santa, not Saint Santa.
Hail Santa.
Christmas time, you fools.
Hail Santa.
Thank you Chaki, thank you Ace.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
My my my own.
Well you win for me.
Are we getting what?
Oh dude, I spawned right next to the fucking transit.
I don't know what it is, is it, uh-uh-uh-uh.
Short raid, guys.
It's about to be a really short raid, fellas.
Hello? Hello, Mike? Hello, Mike. What are you doing around here with a couple of them?
A couple of shrimp on the barbie.
Everyone was wasted.
Fingers and butts, dicks and butts.
I guess you've never seen that video that's a old video
Peaches, thank you.
No, not ol' Greg.
Oh, outrageous fun.
Outrageous fun. Yeah, that one.
I can't believe I just sat in a five minute queue and then transited right after what is my life
Now I know why I don't do this
Now I know why I never do this
FPS on streets, it's horrible horrible
Escape from Q cove better than labyrinth. It's not better than labyrinths
It's not better than labyrinths
The reality is there's no fast way to get xp in this game without sitting in queues perpetually
So i'm just gonna not do it. I'm just gonna play raids. We should have our daily quest soon as well
We'll do a labyrinth run here and there just to boost the xp game
I should be good.
Oh!
Big yawn.
Mm-hmm
My yawning form oxygen and you yon doesn't mean doesn't mean you want more oxygen
The body needs air
Oxygen. Isn't that actually what it is though? Isn't that why you yawn? Look it up.
Why do humans yawn? I guess why does anything yawn?
People yawn for several reasons, mainly to regulate brain temperature, brain
cooling. Oh guys I'm just yawning because my brain's operating at overclock speeds so we gotta cool it down.
You guys with the slow brains? I'm on like 10 gigahertz you guys are on like
two megahertz brain. You won't understand why I have to yawn like that.
Increase alertness when tired or bored by stretching muscles and increasing blood
flow and potentially to equalize ear pressure.
Older theories suggest there's not oxygen.
Current science points to arousal.
Oh, you yawn when you get aroused.
Hey.
Wow.
Isn't it weird that humans and animals yawn?
It's not just a human thing.
Like, like, how did evolution happen where all these animals and like, we all yawn?
I guess it's just a mammal thing.
From the millions.
It's like an old ancient like instinct to yawn.
I guess lizards don't yawn, right?
Never seen a lizard yawn.
Snakes yawn for sure.
Wait, what, your snake?
Hey, hold on.
This is a dick joke.
Do snakes yawn?
Yes snakes do yawn, but it's called mouth gaping
And serves different purpose than human yawning to reset the highly flexible jaws after eating
Gathers sense with their Jacobson's organ
The fuck is it Jacobson's organ?
struts before shedding or sometimes as a threat display.
What's a Jacobson's organ?
The vomeronasal organ is a specialized chemosensory organ in many animals, reptiles, amphibians, mammals, like dogs, cats, elephants, that detect specific chemical signals, especially pheromones.
pyrimons influencing social and reproductive behaviors allowing them to smell chemicals related to mating prey or predators
Do I have a Jacobson's organ
It's the fuck me gland I thought that was the prostate
Is that, is that different?
See you.
So, that is my bill of different.
So, do we not have a Jacobson's organ? Humans don't have one?
vestigial. Humans have a Jacobson's organ. It's considered vestigial, meaning it's reduced
non-functional remnant from our evolutionary past. Another mammals that detects pheromones
and influences socials, less sexual behavior, but its human sensory function is largely
inactive. So you guys can't smell my pheromones?
It's lame. I might make them all these pheromones for them. This was a big Reddit
conversation last week. You means can't smell pheromones. I thought that like
Ladies were supposed to like my, oh no, no?
We can't smell it, but we can be affected by it.
Well, how do you get affected by something that you can't detect or perceive?
How does that work out?
You're a good boy.
Breathe in the air, but taste it.
You can taste the air around you.
You might not want to be breathing in that air.
of
I thought I heard someone in there, but a scab literally just walked out of that building,
so I figured it was fine.
It was not fine.
The scab literally just walked right out of there.
was such a waste of time too because I died and now none of the XP counts okay I'm not
transiting ever again this is a terrible idea this is a fucking horrible idea
Is he in Lexus already?
And is he in Lexus or is he behind me?
You know how are the rigs going?
I decided to do that, but until I did that.
I don't think we're going back there.
W
Orion?
Two months let's go
of
the other and all
We need more Bitcoin.
I need more Bitcoin!
to be pulled from. That's my labyrinth kit.
Okay, we... I bought another voodoo for me.
I don't know where we're going to go.
I don't know where we're going to go, but we're going to go somewhere.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Hey, what good.
Let's go.
You plan on gaming with Dr. Cheatime in Dr. Lupo anytime soon?
Looks like he is back at the Tarkov grind.
I bet his KD slash KD is highlighting-
I- I am not- let me run the bathroom real quick, thank you.
Let's get it, Pappy.
you
I'm just saying that the
battle state game stream is going wild right now.
I
Is that Nikita in the background? Oh my god
What the fuck is going on in there dude?
What the fuck is going on?
This shit looks fun.
That was like a good time.
Man, next patch that's what's coming in the update.
double-dice it flat while yelling for macho man or Randy Savage
Macho man the two-time Tarko mania champion of the world it's Landy
Savage the two-time reigning 2022 2024 Tarko mania
This is the year, brother. I got you for three minutes.
I got you in dorms for three minutes, brother.
But my frames are so bad on the Snoploscope. It is absurd.
Uh-huh.
of
Oh, oh, oh, it's them boys. It's them boys
I
You cook sucker
What?
They've been care is just standing there
Doesn't give a shit he's got that aura
Now I'm a sigma. I don't move from grenades that shit. I can't
My hands.
You're just standing there...
Medicingly!
I'm something a bum.
Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
You're enjoying.
Oh sweet Jesus that was the PMC doing setup okay well sir that is not how
you want to be approaching that situation right there
I'm coming at him, you tangos.
But
Fuckin' shoppin'
They are weapons free.
now.
You come up or what?
I think he probably ran too, but he ran.
That's what he shot at, he killed that out there when he was shooting.
I'm going to get some inform
and now he runs in
how did you know I'm not watching it
yeah
yeah this guy's long
how do you know I'm not watching it now dude
you don't run in at any time until I stop watching it
Nice, you're a cheating pussy.
That one should have landed.
Yeah, I've got Roshallah guards, I've got more nades.
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck has happened?
Get in there!
Uh-huh.
Yo.
Okay, what the fuck is that name, dude?
Oh, it is a boy and leave. This is a stupid fight.
It doesn't get to go anywhere.
of
the
of
the
of
Let's scoop up for these shitty ads and I'll be just good surgery done so I'm gonna be
watching your loss
There's two of them I'm confused how did these nades not fuck
How do these nades not kill him he's a sitting in the corner there's no cover there from grenades. How is he not dead?
Ow.
This is another one, but...
A grenade blew up right here. He was in the... he was like standing right here. I was not dead.
Christmas. Merry Christmas.
I need you to kill them.
Happy Christmas. It's Christam, Merry Crisis.
Merry E-Prize, Merry Christmas everyone.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Merry Christmas.
I don't know if our scar is not here.
Cause not here man.
Nice.
Gold chain.
Gold chime.
That's stuff.
Alright, kind of weak marker.
Whatever.
Kind of weak.
Time to...quick!
Oops, I didn't...
A ton of ammo.
I see you as well
Oh, let me get the rifle.
Gotta drop that to make room for the helmet.
More scab?
There's more scab over there.
Pachito, thank you for the five gifted subs, a Pachito. Thank you very much sir. Look at you.
No scav under me.
Scav under me.
Go under some XP after this.
if
What the fuck?
It's a fucking grenade launcher.
What the hell? Are they partisan?
They'll be partisan.
We have infinite scabs right now.
I think I'm going to get out of here.
It's there.
Almost full.
They keep on swarming.
I mean it's...
I mean, it's...
I'm doing a headshot, like, I think I did and just bounced.
the fucking PMC
I can't see him
fuck dude
why not kill I go
he bounced the BT off in this helmet I shot him like right in the head
I've got a GL. That's an idea
Authority run, he's gotta be hurt.
I'm worried about this guy, I don't know where he's at.
Oh come on. I didn't kill the guy and I'll see it maybe as a teammate I'm I'm pretty
sure he bounced the head shot.
There could have been two though.
So, and the shot.
It's unlikely to see players solo in this game anymore.
I'm not struck.
with family and loved ones. Thank you Demi you too.
Oh that's where we went.
That's our guy.
A two months without commercials. Thank you, Dom.
Had I surprise pies?
I'm priming everywhere.
I'm priming all over. Oh, God, no. I'm priming. I'm priming.
I'm priming.
I'm in Suka.
more than the HK. Yes, I'm starting to like this version of the NL more than the other one now.
At least for like general mapping for something like labyrinth close quarters the other one's better
a bit. I think this one's just it's more controllable to just laser beam people with it.
It's better like mid-range than the other one.
What's going on, Billy?
It's for going.
Thanks, Feeble.
Thank you, Feeble.
It's for going in.
There we go.
Hey bro, cool face emoji, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Release me.
Thank you.
Release me.
Thank you.
What even sell what's your opinion on players?
Oh, I don't care
Now they're all fucking assholes. I hate those those damn chisellers
Fucking PvE chisellers. I hate them all personally hate them. They're not no good
I hate them sons of bitches
Well, I'm like two one four key
I think my game broke, I think my game broke, I think my game broke.
Voting profile data.
Any moment now.
Alrighty, now we're back.
We're back and kicking.
All right, where are we going I don't really know where we've been going right now
You BT you're not BP. I don't really have any BP I'm a left
I don't have any left while I do, but not a lot.
I have 134,000 XP. Oh, I probably got my daily quests.
I don't know if I got it back I have any easy quests to do.
Swift one.
PMCs with that armor helmets on woods.
No thank you.
the red meat's pretty good XP. Surveillance spot.
Audits easy.
The lost weapon crate on interchange.
No.
Circulates easy to do.
W chat.
And we actually have a bunch of shit we can do for XP we should start getting those done.
Should start chugging through those.
I got like two easy, three easy streetsquests for XP.
We got some other easy ones I should knock out.
We got like 100kxp.
We are why we was fighting why is everybody who is fighting why we fight why you fight
Anytime PV come any time PV is mentioned. It's just like fucking all hell breaks loose
I don't know why I don't know why
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is not the spawn you're looking for.
I can't hear you.
I hear you.
This is not the spawn you're looking for.
Oh, it is not.
This is not where you want to spawn.
I just kept running like a weirdo, I would have killed both of them.
I should have just shot him earlier but I was waiting for the other guy to kind of
show. Got him anyway. Try to run. Try to run. You cannot hide for me. You cannot
I'm tired.
The red sage. Thank you for the five gifted subs.
sage
Saka
of
the
death of
I
got you with some bullets and go up to the marked room kill anybody in the way
and then we'll look at the safes and we'll keep on going
Good evening, Jen.
I
Have
Not a good room
Why do people care how talk off his plane I play both TV
PVE and PVP
As long as this is your life
Who gives a fuck
This is fucking your life
Because other people only play PVP
Have weak chins and thinning hairlines
My wife's BF plays PVE
Thank goodness more at study
Party proper emoji
Making my pants act up like a
Better fish with a mirror in its bowl
What happens when you put a mirror in it?
What?
You believe these damn PvE pussies guys?
You believe them?
I think they're real gamers, but I got to kill that guy.
I think I shot him through the door.
I might have a friend though.
ASSHOLE!
He dead. I killed him.
He's pissed.
Back to PVE you go.
Jane.
Jane McLean.
He's got that extra micro look at that
That extra micro
The baby
Oh
Maybe a scat plus one
Yeah, I'm not sure what to look for that guy's one.
I'll have to be safe with trash.
Okay, let's get out of here.
One point sitting there for this guy.
I'm going to be doing quests right now.
Get out of here and we'll start knocking out some more quests.
That'd be two players in dorms, I feel like I have two different guns.
to where to where are we gonna go
Hello.
Maybe hello.
But nasty.
How we doing?
Up to you.
Oh, good.
I don't know why I'm even looting.
Yes.
Coming.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
Oh, scabs.
That's a lot of scabs.
Let's do Timothy die right there.
Let's do Timothy perished.
I don't know what the fuck you shot at me, but I'm getting away from it and I like that
one bit.
That was bad.
Check.
Can we do a quick test when I count down three, two, one, go?
Can y'all type the number one in chat?
Ready?
One go.
Have a good.
I'm good.
Beautiful.
Thank you.
Listen to some.
Y-O-B.
Some BYOB.
Six.
What?
Hell yes, no way. Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you.
Why do they always send the poor?
Tablecloth.
No. No. No, they are not. No, they are not.
soul thank you very much for the five gifted thank you very very much sir
Oh, fuck, are you?
Okay, we have to go to, I believe Streets had a couple of easy quests.
Get the journal.
at the journal.
Beyond the red meat.
Or is that it?
Is this the bulls for easy?
There's that one quest circulate, a hundred rigs, I have to sell Ragman a hundred rigs.
Good quest right here that we have to do.
quest right here. Good quest right here.
Did I actually buy the perfect amount of rigs?
I actually just buy the perfect amount.
We have daily quest. No, daily is that okay, let's do this interchange quest.
Irresistible. I'm going to have to do this.
I don't know what that means. I just know I've grown from a man to God
Only ones don't know pain will never understand true peace and now this world shall know pain
Almighty push
You have to do this with the power on
You don't need power for this
I'm
of the
of anything else on energy and
the one who wants you will for quit it
Okay. No, we don't have anything else.
It's sweet mentor calibration reference on earth.
I mean, bullshit.
It's terrible.
The good times for one 76,000 XP.
That might be pain in the ass to do though.
13 interchange kills a lot of XP as well
Door revision dangerous road watching you I need to do as well. All right, let's go do this
We can probably do a good times quest I don't have this a brawlers though. I
Don't know where I can get this a brawlers
Can I get them from traders now, your barter?
Okay, an option, it's an option, I don't know if I want to do that quest, be slow as fuck
on factory with a kiffer helmet.
Do I really want to do that?
Maybe I do. Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
I need to set a timer, timer, 40 minutes.
Oh my, oh my lord.
Oh my god, Gummy!
Holy fuck, that's 100 gifted subs.
Gummy, what the actual fuck, bro.
Woo!
Thank you so much, holy shit.
Happy holidays, man.
Right back at you.
Thank you so much, dude.
Thank you, fame.
Thank you, Papandio.
Good god.
Holy shit, man. Thank you
Timer set beautiful
Damn bro, thank you so much. Oh, thank you for the prime
That clip was AI by the way my Essex my fifth month that was all AI I
Was AI
Oh, yeah, it was AI. That wasn't a real video. That was DOJ AI rendered video.
Mm-hmm big balls poons lair maples drew thank you for the subs guys.
let me in my inner change Fox thank you for the prime so wait confirmed I have
to turn on the power for this quest to open up the crate at the little area
outside thanks Gruss I hopefully someone turns it on for me
I don't like going to gatherings of thousands of people. I'm being real
Yeah, I'm not a fan of that
Why is that
just like too much too much too many people too many weirdos people doing
dumb shit people that don't wash wash their ass and stinking there's no way
he just did it again there's no actually no way I'm gonna have to wash my
ass after this there's no fucking way bro what the fuck how are you gonna do
twice brother holy shit gummy thank you so much that's actually just insane thank
you very much sir good god 200 gifted is wild so a no-vac thank you for the
five gifted as well. Thank you guys. Thank you very much.
Saying hot enough.
Hear me I'm loving child.
I mean you are a gentleman and or a very nice lady, whichever one you are.
Thank you very, very much. Seatox, thank you for the sub.
Whichever one you may be thank you
All righty, let's get a hopefully someone hits the power and I can just grab this thing right here
I don't know what I'm doing.
They didn't do it.
They do it now?
Oh, they didn't do it.
We're never doing it, we're gonna have to do it ourselves I guess.
something done you got to do it your damn self nobody cares about me you're my
I'm going to quest.
If you don't want me to succeed, why am I supposed to do it?
Okay, why did I do it twice now? Why were there...
Why were there...
Why were there two?
Are there two guzzlings? I'll call it a guzzling.
Actually, that's
It's actually fucked that's actually fucked dummy you are out of control, sir
Thank you so fucking much, man. That is completely absurd and ridiculous
Thank you very much guys if you did get to the sub by this man, please say thank you
not really not really thank you we're going to death let me thank you again
it's guzzling you know it's not like nuzzle nuzzling like nuzzles you it's
guzzling
Oh, you're a power. Wait, wait, the power! Oh! Oh, what a nice man! You're the power!
Oh, you're the power for us. He hit the power.
Oh.
Tom.
Like saying, like C code.
I'm a big T.
That's upstairs.
I'm on my left.
Come on down to the left.
To the left, to the left.
To the left.
To the left, to the left.
I extract that this I've ever come, and go away.
Isn't so quiet?
This map is pretty quiet lately.
It's so big, encounters get a little infrequent sometimes.
They get a little bit infrequent.
The case.
All it's in here.
I'll check something real quick.
this
that
is that also
that
to the row right and we're going out of here taking this free XP free XP for us
3xp.
The one thing we've been in here long enough.
We should kill something on the way out too.
But it'll also just take the flare extract.
Fuck it.
I've already today.
Yeah, I just wait till it gets later on in the night. It's going to tank.
last night. Last night was getting rambunctious.
Yo, people, I can't actually up in these rocks.
Yo, it's Ben Worthy, Narcos, thank you for the raid, welcome guys, welcome Belcom.
Oh, that's a little snoozing.
This is a little snoozer, right?
I'm glad we're leaving.
Maybe they're real.
In the water.
There's one on the rocks up there.
There's a guy up there.
Look at this gremlin, dude.
Actual gremlin.
Have some stamina back, please these fucking gremlins
Like what are you guys doing it's Christmas not being bunch of gringes
Mr.. Tony do you ever think about the guy's wife's boyfriend?
He's probably still out there he's probably still out there
So I got that rat the tech they got that 2020 rat vision
2020 rat vision they can't hide from me
Do I get to LV 35 to finish med three before I find my first lady currently 32
Maybe. Probably. Yeah, that explains why that raid was sleeper. Someone was asking why my
My raids are so quiet, there you go.
They're all fucking jerking their shit at the extract.
Now you know.
Bumbaclap.
Remember.
What's the question?
It's the bull from the skier.
Thank you for saving Christmas.
You're welcome.
I thought it said dangerous
poops.
Let me date any target while
using an auto 12 shotgun.
That sounds fun.
I don't know what's going on.
Furgilla mask.
3-8-12.
One of these guys.
Before Christmas.
Yes, sir.
Yes, we are.
shotgun. I mean, what ammo do I use here? I only get 72 fleschettes.
I'm doing full shots and promise for a bit.
There's only eight round mags, it's got a bigger mags, right?
Just eight round bags is the okay
Dangerous props
Where is it just 20 anything 20 anything easy
20 anything, let me throw away this shit hold up
Rose the biggest radar cheater I've ever seen holy hell. Okay. Now's your moment to prove to the world
Provide evidence of me cheating
before we ban them, provide evidence.
How's your moment?
You can expose me once and for all.
I'll give you like a minute.
I'll give you a minute.
You can expose me once and for all in front of everyone.
You're on the stage.
How's your chance?
I
Chance the clock is ticking you have any thoughts going on in your head
No thoughts just empty up there it's hollow
Come on I'm waiting I'm waiting
I'm not sure. You're a man.
It's almost up.
There you go. There you go.
There's not much going on upstairs with that guy.
Probably not much going on downstairs either.
Bye bye, but you have fun with your band.
I got distracted because
Because of that guy
You 9711
I don't want that target, so we must go.
Let's go.
She gotta do it.
Holy fuck that was loud.
19 Romano.
of
I'd be nearby as a body though.
This push sucks, I do not like this one bit.
I need to go from another spot.
of
the
death of
Okay, believe I heard some scabs over here while we're doing it.
This guy is so fucking loud.
It's ridiculous.
It's so fucking loud.
Like thunder.
Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta.
Oh, not quite that fast.
of
the
death of
death
of
and then
more scabs to spawn on
hopefully nobody rushes me while I do this
of
death of
I thought that was going to go wait, that was an ash 12 I don't think that was an ash 12 I thought he was running away so I went to get the door yeah
I would have to grab the door because it's not like he was going away, but it's an
S-12.
A lot of fucking armor damage.
No, I thought he was leaving.
that's 12 beats a 12 up close for sure.
Come on, game.
I have armor.
I'm just going to buy a baggerly, baggery.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
Wait, where's the gun? Where's like the actual just gun?
How do I search just the gun? Why is it not a 8s 12?
Why is it not but is it assault 12?
Is that actually?
That's why.
That's weird.
Why would AA-12 not bring it up?
you want to do it but can you run a 338 lap of the next raid or the next time you die.
I got it let me finish with these A812 kills. Well, I think I can. I don't know if I have ammo.
I think I have some ammo. Probably good. I think I got some ammo.
I think we have a little bit. We'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out dude. Holy fuck dude. Thank you so much brother dude
Unfucking real. Thank you
Thank you very much, there's the magnums magnums there
All right, let's get this session of by bless ready to just miss read the audio new dates
Thank you so much, Gunny, you're all right.
Thank you, really, thank you so much.
All right, let's go do this.
I'm gonna go run the bathroom, I'll be right back.
Hold on.
you
U.I. Spice came out with some fire. SpongeBob Big Guy pants a K.
SpongeBob Big Guy pants a K.
you
You
I'm sorry.
what's wrong?
okay I'm leaving yep fuck that that's a great launcher yep I find that no sir no
way no no no way
no come back look shot it again fuck fighting that man
it's not my battle that is definitely not my battle let everyone else die to
that guy yeah that's gonna end up you know that's gonna end up it's gonna end
up in me getting blown up fucking grenade launcher they stay in there
But that is a bad, bad, bad thing to go against.
All right, so the factory's going pretty well for us so far, I would say.
Pretty swell.
of
I'll alert. Thank you.
Renée Launcher kills do not come for Renée, dear. No. They do not.
They'll launch your kills, not grenade kills.
That's the way you do it. Play the guitar on the MTV.
Can you give me a new talk of name? I'm having trouble thinking of one.
and
EV Warriors not too bad cool gamer day with the two gifted men the A's and
Magnum thinking booty head
chat will come up with some months for you there you go seven second blinker
like seven second blinker oh yeah
I'm curious if my shit is still somehow allegedly I played a Christmas song
and stream yesterday and I got demonetized but I don't really know how
sub with crime I don't know when YouTube just said I played the beginning to look
a lot like Christmas I just mute I had mute the segment where it appears and
And it sounds good, but apparently I played a Christmas song somehow, I don't know how.
Oh, you played three seconds of a Christmas song, your live stream is now demonetized.
Go fuck yourself.
I don't know, maybe we pulled up a video or something, and I don't know.
I was confused as well.
this guy is doing the 8-12-2 what the fuck
What the fuck? Where did I just get shot from?
What?
Where?
The scum fucking sucks.
of
death
of
death
of
the
five-fucking-people everywhere
all the fucker factory's not it
the factory's not it what the fuck
What the actual fuck they're everywhere things hard rain yeah I'm not doing that
I'm better I'm bringing an a12 to any other map and using it
Dorax throat oh that's fun he that's insane that I just died like that he
didn't even fucking headshot me just shot me in the throat
you
Hey the guitar on MTV
It's gonna do these other streets quest and bring an a12 I guess
Go wrong
Yeah, for nothing.
What could go wrong?
and
meet plus watching you for our keys I need for that
you see what quest beyond the run meet and watching you and audit beyond the run
meet do you need beluga
or is this a different part because there's two of them
This is finding that I need a beluga key
And then watching you talk of is one five, that's what I thought
That's what I thought
It was highly inefficient.
There's actually three raids because one of them had a grenade launcher and I left.
I just want to play fucking, and it's crazy.
I'm
are getting my drops
drops
which
if
What am I collecting?
No.
Oh, no thanks. But I'm not seeing it.
New details. Inventory.
I'm actually I'm going to save those because I'm going to use them when I prestige and
start it off with a bunch of drops.
sets the plan on
I come with joy but leave with reward the bad and test the born in song
I die by light I rule one year in one cold Christmas from Crenshaw McGiggas
I'm going to come back and
I'm going to go to the
other dance streets I have
quests to do here. I've got to
go to streets. That's to go.
You know what up Tony?
Yo.
Thanks, Anty.
an anti-ABS system, be an anti-anti-lock brake system?
So, uh, come on, come on.
Cool.
It just it just locks up your wheels. Yeah, it just made just make sure that your wheels lock
Which is the brake locking system every time you touch the brakes your wheels lock up
and
Merry Christmas
Add small.
I'll really get over the booboo girl.
in the finance building.
Oh my god, okay.
Right.
Sick.
Super sick.
That's fun.
that's fun.
I'm going to put away the H12.
We're going to forget that gun exists.
Yep, that thing is karst.
That shit is cursed.
I think it's my daily question.
I did get deli's eliminate PMC operatives easy handover to vertex no thank you.
scabs with a headshot for more than 50 meters and shoots a tarkov okay that's
pretty easy i think survive on factory seven times no thank you
hey daddy hope you have a nice day hand over at army cap coyote tan i don't
even know what the fuck that is army cap
eliminate killer with a headshot for 38 000
Let me make scabs from more than 50 meters on customs.
Let me make scabs from more than 50 meters on wood.
It's just five of them.
Um, no, it's not killer on labyrinth. It's shadow of to Jilla. So it's different. He doesn't
count. Yeah, he doesn't count the lab influence and count. Otherwise, I'd be super, super
easy. We have to go to interchange for it and find them. What's
is good that's good brother that's pumpkin
hi from Brazil you are the best hello
I forgot
the
mhm.
I
Lungs down
Hello
I
May
All right, we gotta turn this shit around these last raids were terrible ever since I put that fucking a 12 on I
Cursed myself
I'm a shot of easy 58 I have one so yes
Yeah, I see.
Well, they're neat.
They're pretty neat.
Mm-hmm
No one I got muted on YouTube
The Christmas party travel bus video
Yeah, YouTube is really stupid. Yeah. You watch a little clip of like barely even legible
music and your entire video gets demonetized. Well, I fixed it. You just have to mute the
sections with all the audio. It's just dumb.
No, it's stupid. A 12 hour stream gets demonetized because you play 10 seconds of a fucking audio.
not even it's like in the background of a video that someone recorded on a cell
phone
i know 12 hour stream gets demonetized because of it
it's really dumb
obviously you like this game or you wouldn't play thank you boston
we're all miserable in tartar yes we are i wish you had a different game as
you mean? That's fine. It's fine. No game is also on
sunshine and rainbows. None of them are.
They all suck in their own life.
I'm telling you this game just gives you the same shit spawn every fucking time.
I don't understand it.
I really would love to see how they figure out
where you saw them.
I would love to see it.
the
well that's really difficult to see through
I'm done
that looked like Hunter Biden on the weekend night out
I must have had him a bunch but I don't know how much damage he has to do that.
and
always, always lasagna, ALWAYS.
there was never not lasagna.
Somebody always made that on holidays.
A shit ton of like 20 fucking pounds for this hot yet.
A fuck ton.
would have went in there man this is like that's the building I ran into
think
hey
of
streets frames in scope
All right, so far so good, guys.
So far so good.
We'll get the little black book up here.
Right there.
Yesterday you said that you like check guns, if so you would absolutely love our beer.
I'm not a beer guy, though, but everyone was yapping about the Czech beer yesterday.
Yeah, this is Calante.
I'm not really a beer enjoyer.
I
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
I'm still on the pillar.
Oh, he's inside.
What the fuck?
I did. Oh my fucking god, I can't today. What is going on man? Oh my god. I don't even hear
I didn't hear that guy at all.
I didn't hear that guy at once.
I don't know.
Yo Tony. Yo.
This is the guy I shot earlier in the raid, too.
That's the guy from the beginning.
Shoulda hunted for him, I guess.
Oh, what happened?
I was untouchable before.
Yeah, I mean if my yeah my gun didn't jam from Conte that wouldn't have happened that way
I'll see you in the next video.
Happy birthday, uncle.
Johnny.
In my hands, in my hands
In your opinion, what's the biggest improvement they made and what's your biggest gripe about this game right now?
Server performance and performance in general is really bad this way.
Very, very, very bad this way.
It's horrible.
They seriously need to optimize the game.
even try and like help some of the performance of DLSS because it just doesn't work it blurs
out your whole game.
That's tomorrow.
and check this is happening
all good day
it's not as sure as that, okay?
We're good.
Be good.
I think we're good. Meetings were good.
459,000 XP and then one more level to prestige. That's not that bad, not that
good. It's really not bad, but I just do labyrinth that will be done really quickly.
I'm getting tired of doing quests so we're going to labyrinth because clearly the questing
ain't going too well for us. I just died a lot of raids in a row. Uh, outside, or think
of it as a raid climber, think of it as a bitch? Yeah, questing would be a mean to us. I didn't
die like all day, and then I started doing quests and I died six times in a row. So,
Fuck question.
Good I got a lot more XP just do another shit.
Got a good spawn.
you're escaped. Good on you. Good spot. Good, good spot. That's hard. Thank you. Oh, forgot.
It's got me still here. Oh my god, I'm going to shot out already, bro. The spawns in this game,
What happened with them lately? Why do I constantly get shot at and die off spawns in the last couple days?
Something changed with them
Matchmaking only full servers is that true
And did that happen? The game forces full lobbies.
Then why are the Q-times the same as they've always been?
Shouldn't we be getting longer Q-times then if it's forcing full lobbies and before it wasn't?
Where did we hear about that from, too?
I don't know where's that coming from?
I feel like I definitely had non-Fulabi's.
Yo.
It was on Facebook.
Ah.
Who's on Facebook? Ah!
Yes, Facebook. That's our most trusted source for all information.
Here we go.
Down into the dungeon.
the depths of the dungeon.
This is where we go.
Deep, deep down.
Good luck.
Oh, thank you, soup.
Thank you, soup.
the soup.
Dash.
Here we go.
It's XP farming time, baby.
the
its XP farm and time
All right, so how many have I did only labyrinth?
to get 1.4 million XP. How many labyrinth runs is that? Is that 20 successful full labyrinth
clears? Maybe a little bit more? That really only 20? Probably a few more, including deaths
and raids where you don't get all the kills.
It'll be waiting for you in labyrinth with my cheek spreader Kanuya on.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
But I say spread him. Start spreading.
Well, it's, it's, so it's 20 successful labyrinth clears, not just 20 raids.
I don't think it's worth it in terms of speed to do that.
takes how long like longer than a regular cue
I
Said my XP to one bow now that I haven't done that I haven't done
Hi dad
How's the rates going? Wow, our IP Ozzy. Not good anymore. Hey, we're good.
Merry Christmas, Tom. Hey, we're good.
All right, let's get this shit on the road. Where's this goddamn key? Here it is.
This guy in the rotisserie room?
I'll be right back.
and
Well, they're all fucking tanked, and we just came out of there too.
Holy shit, my armor's fucking gone.
I need to gel this plate.
I don't know what to do with it.
Okay, where did I just put the pot?
I put it in his rig?
Oh my god, that's weird.
I didn't do it like that.
I've got the freeze because my audio is gone.
Oh my god
Holy fuck, that's M.A.I.A.P.
Oh my god, that's M.A.I.A.P.
Wait, did I not get the key?
None of them had the Ariadne key?
That's one more than 26 pot tasty
Another one bass dust
The PMC is dead
That was definitely the guy from the one trapper room that we heard go open.
This guy I'm going to assume came out of here because you heard him on wood before.
Come on, now there's a guy here.
not a kill.
Come on, come on, I'm fucking ready for you.
I'll fucking kill them!
I thought we killed this guy in the beginning.
I thought we killed him.
I thought we killed this guy in the beginning.
This guy and then someone could be the shotgun trap
We're going, blyat! You're becoming...
I
Kick some
One more guy.
Possibly.
possibly he might not have there might not have even been another one
we know what spawn he would be into which is good you could have left though
Well, we at least know where to be looking, in Disney, oh my god.
We're good.
Think?
Might be good.
It doesn't look like he activated the... or is my bag?
Oh I never dropped it.
I thought I dropped it.
What the fuck?
I thought I fucking dropped my bag.
That's confusing.
So much MAIP. Oh my god.
Fucking hey man.
Oops, he's here, nice.
Hey, boss, just wanted to say thank you for the videos and the amazing streams because a few of my started playing more PNL.
A Sigma Chad shit. Hell yeah. No looting song because we're not full cleared on the map.
Doctor, do you like periphery?
Just to you guys see if I'm going to be sick.
I'm not going to beat the end of this thing.
Well, it's going to be a long unload.
I saw two of them twice in Hawaii. They are so good, man. How are the raids?
They're turning them around right now.
They were great and then they got a little rough.
I worked it up in the back.
In the shoe back.
A little bit of labyrinth to set the mood.
There's a little BT off up there.
one
All right, so we can listen for player.
There's like no weakness right now there's gotta be something good in here then.
Charlie, right? Right? Right? Right? Right?
you shall engage
will there be another wife this time
or maybe just an optional one where you can make a new character that is going to go into the mainstays
probably that what you just said probably
That's what I'm thinking.
This is really not good, I'm having food here.
Okay, I can't touch this way, no I can.
I talked about I can't Tetris this anything I could Tetris anything
Anything.
Alright, great raid.
Great raid.
Some PMC kills.
We got the bosses with headshots.
Should be a nice chunk of XP.
you like to use you for cooking for games and he's a straight to back dildo
you are too cool for that nonsense
I don't know who that is
my guy
stay sexy
I don't know who that is
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
that's again
Oh my god, I can keep track of all this shit.
Saturday.
Saturday, Saturday.
Okay.
They don't need 45,000 XP, what?
Oh, I thoraxed the killer, is that why?
Crap.
that's some crap 45k for that normally that would be way higher I'm telling you
normally be a lot higher I killed bunch of PMCs too
What are you saying?
There, throw that there, bunch of ammo.
I got another Bitcoin, so I can.
Oh, yeah.
Daring devil. Thank you very much for the five gifted, sir.
Thank you.
PPM.
Ever.
Whatever.
Um, by the way, I'm the IAP.
more than
so much to do this after this raid and my god
a little six plate.
Okay, SJ six.
And then...
Trimadal.
food and drink, clapping the key card.
A little more, no, all right, I think we're good.
Looking bad as ready as I'll ever be.
still get adrenaline in this game like in the beginning now now after a while you get
pretty immune to it but sometimes every now and then but never like it used to never like
Saturday
Said Tuesday
I
Don't like using the in ears. I don't like them makes it really hard to
Makes it really hard to distinguish where sounds are coming from in my opinion with those
it was a bit of a try again but I have not been using them and feel like it was working
out better for me now than when I was using them.
Oh, that's what I've been doing.
I
Can pull up jar pull up RuneScape fuck it
Oh, it is up. Oh fire
there. We're room scaven. Oh,
but you mean you want me to just turn it on?
Not visible. Turned it on.
There it is.
Two years, brother, let's go.
Thank you, gamer.
bug off. Oh, nice. Got about 30 seconds of it. And then we're just about to come back.
Holy shit, where am I? Lost.
Don't know we're here. Oh, the spawn is so bad. Oh my god, it's so bad.
Are you people unable to claim your critch drops in-game too?
Chad?
Help him out.
Bad I don't know about.
And I'm gonna shot it in the back.
Here goes the spawns fucking suck in this game.
And there's a guy right there.
Here goes the spawns fucking suck.
Big as a spawns fucking suck!
I'm lagging.
Who the fuck is that guy in front of us?
The spawns fucking suck!
They still got behind me.
I
Spawns fucking
I have no idea
I have no idea we got places to be right now, so I cannot stop the look
I've got things to do, people to see, places to visit, I'm going to have to repack mags
as well.
Alright now I'm using all my ammo before I even get in the lab, there's a fucking agonic
ammo on these peasants.
I'm shooting rubies and diamonds at peasants.
Out of my gun.
murder them.
That guy that shot at me before, he's probably like, how does he keep running?
How is the infinite stabbing up?
running running running running running
Let me tango behind us 12 o'clock approaching here
Fucking die fucking die
All of my bullets are gone already.
60 months wow.
All of it's...
Hey, food break too, yep.
Need a little snack, repack our mags.
You should have enough ammo, but okay.
How are you doing today?
You're great, aren't you?
You're fantastic.
Pretty swell.
We got our mags packed up, our gun is going through.
I'm going to put it here.
as I'm giving you twice the content for the price of one right what are we what are we
mad about you're getting two x the content right now who else gives you double this
is like you know order now in the next 20 minutes and we'll send you the fucking three
three more cans of OxyClean absolutely free I'm like the Billy Maze of Tarkov over here
Davil thank you for the five gifted thank you very much Davil
You.
No.
Other than Earth, what's my favorite planet?
Uranus.
No.
Best months of my prime ever Tony Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
The Sham Wild Guy won political.
I thought he went to jail for cocaine and hookers.
Hello to my favorite Coleslaw streamer.
Thank you.
Hello.
He did both?
Oh, shit.
political and I mean if it's politics or cocaine and hookers and a fuck yeah sign
me up man who's he knows my party he knows my party and how to party the my
My fellow guy? Wait, what'd the my fellow guy do?
The my fellow guy is running for governor?
Of what?
Of who?
But my fellow guys running for governor of Minnesota.
What's his slogan?
Not possible, that actually is slogan.
I'll put the competition asleep
This is the future politicians are gonna be like means and celebrities going forward. This is the future of our nation
Oh the fucking the wheel the wheel of fortune
There we go.
The Wheel of Fortune.
We'll get our XP.
I don't hear anybody in there.
I
My god, there's more what's cracking my good serve it does just come off of those and cheated
People trying to steal my fucking carols!
I hope he smoked that guy.
Wherever he just shot at, he might have cooked them and on, but...
drained the puddle in the left. It's hard to go off the fans or bowing. And then killer
was shooting at someone on the right. I haven't heard a guy in the rotisserie chicken room.
We could kind of clear it out before we go.
If elected as your governor of ministers, both sides of the pillow will be the cold side.
This ad approved by Mike Lindell, CEO of MyBillow, wrote better, sleep better, Lindell for governor.
I mean, sure, that one both sides to be cold.
That's great.
Hey Tony.
Hey.
Hey Tony.
Shut up.
Hey, Tony.
You leg-metting?
I think one more.
Oh, I got you.
I'm too quick for you.
You cannot get me.
I'm too fast.
Let's see if Kill or Kill the other guy.
That's everybody.
Unless there's a guy hiding in the rotisserie room, but I didn't see anybody in there
And it sure as fuck sounded like you did kill somebody you never know
You pee
That's a killer
Maybe it's not a Flawavi, just that, a shotgun room open.
Okay, I think we're good then.
I think we're good.
It's getting nice.
It's all clear unless there's a guy hiding late in shock in a room and other rooms and
we're good.
Shit, that guy's fucking...damn.
Rainer!
Holy shit, brother.
18 gifted subs.
Thank you so much.
Rainer!
Thank God, thank you sir.
Thank you very very much for that man.
Oh my man came here to stack loot.
He came here to stack.
He's a stacker.
Look at the form in the bags.
Okay, we got that.
What else is in there? Nothing.
Come over here. Nothing there.
A wrench.
Very good
Man up the man up there watch out for the bomb
Hello
They've scared the key
Why not and everything for XP
Here
There
Anything, green stem, good.
Green stem's good.
Edge is good.
I'm going to top this guy's dead body, too, for the XP.
Superwater sucks.
We don't need superwater.
It's not worth anything.
That's so Raven
2700 this will be a lot of excuse right I've got all a lot of AI kills all headshots killer plus to Jilla
Once your PMC kills once your loot XP
This will be a big one. This is like 70 K probably
About like that it's not I'll be kind of blown away
I killed like four PMCs on the way here, I killed two inside, killed Killa to Jilla,
and a ton of AI spawned.
You can get Sanitar on the way in that that gives you a shit ton as well
Nothing, nothing. Our corpses are not ready.
Is that... that Austin?
I
And this this was juiced up this right holy moly
This one was packed. I don't even need
Can't be leaving all this
Damn
Mr. Lampey, thank you very much.
Thank you, devil. Thank you, Squelch. Thank you, Comanche.
Thank you, fellas. Thank you, Gray. Thank you, Rhodes.
Thank you, Turbo Murphy. Thank you, Shub Nagoyd.
68,000 XP. That's my guess.
the
Yeah, damn, they'll probably be a while because we have drops for good bit. So I'm not sure what we'll be doing those
But we will be
of
and
of
the
What is all this crap doing here?
I don't have all this junk.
and everything. Everything 76,000
64,000 17
I need a new gun definitely a new gun
I'm on my RuneScape rip
no fun
I need a new gun, this one's beat up.
That aids
Merry Christmas bro, Merry Christmas my man daring devil kind gifted subs. Thank you very much, sir. How we doing? Thank you
We had stems and drink thank you so much brother
I
Okay
We're on our way
We are on our way to greatness
Let's go. I'm gonna run the bathroom guys. I'll be right back. Thank you. Hicking hearts thinking but goofy give me a second
you
What you're doing?
You
who we who we
greetings from Sweden
greetings greetings greetings
greetings
um
I just like a nice under folder a nice under folder
That's my pick
So I'm gonna go with
Yeah, I'm playing RuneScape right now
He thinks on the corner of the screen. It's my RuneScape game
I'm scaping my runes. Can't you see? Can't you see?
Easy.
All right, we're going to
get out of this.
Yeah, that's the valve.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
It's hamburgers.
And if you want to run, they were good, then they were bad, now they've been good in the last few.
Now we're going to get shot at from the right in a couple of seconds.
probably. And if you want to run cruel, you got to run on
heavy, heavy fuel on it.
Surely, Venetal Shard.
Surely.
How would I not get a Venetal Shard? Of course I would.
How could I possibly not get a Venetal Shard?
I'll always get him.
and then you use all the shards and you make the venator is that what happens that's gotta
be what happens right I know it's only two months so it's been a great two months
All job play RuneScape. Thank you, Wanderer.
All job play RuneScape. I know what I'm doing.
Professional.
A flashlight up there.
This scab could be a player.
Oh, I spoke to the wrong person, I spoke to the wrong person, I spoke to the wrong person.
of
I wish I could tell you what was going on in RuneScape.
I never understand this game.
Every time I see it, it just looks like random shit is happening.
I couldn't tell you.
No idea.
One year, 12 divided by 777,000.
Kurt and Roy.
Ops are broken.
What's going on and drops.
Like you're claiming them and they're not working because like, I mean, I can't do anything about any of it.
But if that's, if that's what's happening, then I extra can't do anything about it.
That's just a twitch issue or a bsg issue and they'll have to resolve that, I can't do nothing about it.
I have no sway in this fight.
Heavy to be fueled.
Thank you very much. Oh God bless you.
I'll remind everyone that if you have junior after your last name your mother probably yelled out your name during sex at some point.
I don't think that we needed to know that.
I don't think. I don't have a junior though so I'm good. I'm safe.
I'm safe.
Mm-hmm
my god damn my god damn raid
What time it is 55 grind I mean I haven't been rushing it we're doing a bunch of
labyrinth today but over 53 and a half a little more than a half maybe no so
it's going it'll still take a while but
not that long
wait did I do all my daily quests today
hey remember did I do them
I don't even know I need to check I don't think I did them
all our realistically these labrunth runs are faster
They are they are definitely faster
All right, I think oh, I had killed killer I
Had killer with a headshot. I've killed PMC's
Scavs over 50 meters on woods
I think it's the woods. Okay.
Yeah, we could do some of that.
We'll break from labyrinth wouldn't be bad.
Tony, you are a crazy MF. Love you.
And Safian. Thank you.
You think big Tom's killer on labyrinth doesn't count because it's
gotta just be regular killer. Yeah, otherwise I'd be super, super easy.
It's vengeful killer shadow of tequila and vengeful killer
What?
The key was the key, was the key, was the key,
was the key.
That's it.
there they come
What a spot for him to spawn dude, holy fuck.
He's just spawned right next to me.
Wow.
Oh wow.
Holy shit.
it's free run
let's go
all right
well i think this is a quick
quick extract guys
take care of our weddings and just get the fuck out
That guy just left the room over there, blew up the grenade at the trap.
That was fucking easy.
That was pretty easy.
Fuzzle the Hugo. Thank you guys. I
didn't look because I'm there for
the XP and I got all the XP and of
the longer I stay the greater my
chance of dying is and when you die
you lose all the XP. So it's not
worth it. Don't need any money. I
need the XP. Another one. It's
It's gone so fucking 60 kegs.
That's so stupid.
So we're gonna do something else.
So we're gonna do somewhere in the alley quest getting little old on labyrinth.
Got the second best drop you could.
You get the bow, the venator bow.
So you get the shard.
You get the bow.
I'm gonna go back up.
This rig for 45 remags.
I think the alpha, green alpha rig.
the
They are quite bad.
That was interesting.
All right, let me check my daily quests.
You might go kill kill on any change a little bit.
You.
No.
Unable to complete back-end SSL, uh-oh, that's not good.
You're broke my game.
What the ADD at the bottom of the screen?
RuneScape.
Old school RuneScape.
Musba. That's who that is. That's Phantom Musba.
of
the
Okay. Now, now, is that supposed to mean something else?
You weren't perhaps talking about the good boy corner, now, were you?
Is that what you're talking about?
Oops.
I'm just gonna go and get this.
Uh, hop in.
Um.
and
I think we're going to have
Alright, what do we have for
dailies? We have scabs on
boards with a headshot more than
50 meters. Kill killer with a
headshot. Scabs. Wait, what?
We're gonna reroll that one.
Actually, am I gonna reroll that?
I'm gonna PMC's on reserve more than 20 meters.
I like the stuff with distance.
I'll eliminate PMC's of the head shot.
give me a good one. I'm going eight scabs. Any location? Well,
that's fucking easy. All right. Let's go to I'm going to scabs.
I'm going to scabs headshot more than 50 meters on woods. Let's
do that. Five scabs, 50 meter headshots. Almost five years
now. I remember watching your streams during the covid
quarantine. Thank you very very much for the prime brother thank you garlic the clove
277 we have like a million xp to go until prestige
a million xp that's not that bad
That's not bad.
45.
and
I appreciate the five gift and seven, thank you, Slips.
All right.
How's the wounds keep going?
Did we kill the mustapha?
Are we killing them again?
We're doing another mustapha.
of
Is it more grindy than old-school MapleStory?
Cause that's the grindiest game I've ever played.
Really, it's more grindy than that.
Damn.
An old-school?
Oh, damn.
Alright, five scabs at more than 50 meters.
Sounds like a sawmill play here.
I'm moving my job moving my job moving my job moving my job.
Thank you, Cajun.
Rob's reset.
uh 10 a.m. Eastern I believe it's 10 a.m. Eastern and 10 a.m. Eastern every day
oh come on how the fuck did I miss that
oh that's Sturman and he just lost on his boy and he's ate a headshot
This is not the gun to be doing this with not against these guys at DMR would be sick right here. I would have killed him
Should have been 50 meters I think I kill Sherman I killed Sherman
three out of five
smile
Oh, I don't like that they're shooting right there.
Stormin' not dead.
There we go.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Go ahead.
I don't know where he went, but I think he just died to that guy that we didn't shoot.
What's the sound of like?
Let's get out of here.
I'm going to sniper scout his up, that'll be all right.
the
I'm on my way level four plates
just removing this and if you don't mind me
thank you
Thanks.
oink, oink, oink... oink, oink... oink.
Who's that in there?
There's a dead man in there.
Fuck, we're not to be honest.
What the fuck out of here?
A lot of people around here.
I just don't want to be caught up in the middle of all that.
I don't even have money to drive the BTR.
I
Okay
No, ain't punch on that guy, right? No ain't punch when I shoot him
I figured he would get in punch.
On top of head, media.
Come on, let me out of here. Let me out of here.
Okay.
That's what's not...
Just one easy.
more scav kills. I should use a DMR for this. Now that I think about it, I would have finished
it because I would have killed Charmin and the other guy with those headshots.
you
All righty
Okay, we are ready to go.
We are ready to go.
I'll wait.
I'm not.
Here we go.
lip balm it makes the bullets slide right off of you you got a lube up it's a
painkiller painkiller let's go let's go with inky matter thank you
I need you.
It's plug going.
Yeah, yeah, and thanks lump pipe and get dinner
All right two scabs 50 meters
That's all we're here for
Yeah, and then we have to find killer
and
Then we're just killing scabs in general which will happen and that'll give us 36,000
55,000 like 80,000 XP
I'm not quite as good as Labyrinth though.
Merry Christmas, man. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
No, no, no. Merry Christmas.
It's not your own daddy. No need to rush.
We do be kind of quick in the menus. We do be kind of quick in the menus.
Yeah, a little bit.
Run more ads. I got you.
I got you.
Thank you, brother. Thank you,
sensei. Thank you, average kink.
Guys, I stream on multiple platforms that may not have any ads.
Which drops time means ads.
We don't want to watch them.
There's other places to watch without them.
The choice is yours.
your hands. Hello, Mr Tony.
Thank you for the sub.
It's just people farm drops.
I farm ads.
How goes your a goaded guy?
How goes?
wait in for players
yeah I'm be real everyone would do trust me everyone would do it I promise
you promise you you'd be front and ads I promise
I keep it real man, I keep it real, I've never seen anything but real.
Two scythe, I'll be able to get two.
Two scythe.
Two scythe, and then we're done.
Then we get the killer.
You stab and then we're done.
Then we get the killer.
You gotta be the killer killer.
I packed these.
Hey.
There's my two scabs.
and
I'll wait here, should we go up on the Sniper Rock, Rafiki Rock?
I'm actually not really sure how that killed him because I shot him in the legs, but I'm
I'm just going to accept that somehow that guy died.
Oh my god, this is an old weapon.
Oh, great heavens.
I'm leaving it for the scabs.
I'm leaving it for the scabs, if they'll ever fucking spawn, give it a god damn scabs.
scabs
easy two scabs
all I want for Christmas is two scabs
not really but I'll take two scabs in addition to the other presents that I want
alright well I have to come back I don't know
The scabs are shy over here.
The scabs are shy.
Charming's here too.
I get them for Christmas.
Honestly, I didn't get anything.
I gave myself an I.O.U. for when I do want something.
An I.O.U.
I owe myself a gift.
It's just like an I.O.U. you are allowed to buy one gift
because you didn't get one for Christmas.
But when something arises, go out and buy it.
Makes sense, right?
of
the
of
I heard something down there.
I don't know if he's in the cremace on the left or not.
Thank you, Jayao, thank you very much.
All right, surely I see a scap from up here, right?
I need 50 dealers sir, that's not going to work.
300 meters or so, what do you think, 300?
I'm going to quiet, take the shot.
350, too low, might have hit him.
That's not 270 meters.
That's gotta be more, right?
That's gotta be more than 270.
I'm dead scabbed off of our solutions behind me. They're blasting. TR!
Are you going to prestige when you can?
Yes.
The way since there is an event coming tomorrow.
Uh, well I won't, we'll see, we'll see actually. We'll see what the event, what happens.
We'll see what happens with the event because you're right, I don't want to prestige
right when there's an event that would be bad.
I like Trish and I give it a 10 gifted how we're doing brother. Thank you so much
Yeah, if I prestige right before an event I won't be able to like do the event so that would be kind of lame
Where are the scabs?
I just need two scab kills at 50 meters and I can't fucking find them.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
Sir!
Please tell me there was a headshot.
There was a bolt hole in the top of this fucking...
shot there was a bolt hole in the top of his head and he's not dead how is he not dead
oh my god oh my god dude he's moving like a fucking freak this guy
he moved like a freak definitely left that first but he is moving like a freak
of
two
of
What a shot! What a shot! What a shot! Holy shit!
I made up for those bad shots for sure. That one shot was disgusting. Holy fuck. Damn!
Probably not zero here or no.
Good lord that was fucking crazy.
And we combatant approaching, 12 o'clock.
Aren't you close?
This is the schedule.
Aren't you close?
It's a scav
What up me above him where he's not looking
Yeah, it was one of them AI PMC's
One of them AI PMC's. I've killed three players, but no scabs of 50 meters
All my damn scraps, man.
let's go scope out the village again there's got to be something there
surely by now there's some over there
of
50 meters
I'm going to take the BTR if I get to it in time.
I don't know if I get there in time.
No, leave me!
Fuck it up!
Go!
Get him! Get him baby! Get him! Get his ass!
Oh.
Any moment now.
Got a kid here you!
I can't hear him!
I can't hear you!
This is a really long drive, he's not even up to go that far.
Oh.
Oh, kill it.
Fuck them all.
Hit it!
I didn't think this would be such a long drive.
He's going forever.
Yes, I'm going to kill him.
I really want to know what he killed in the BTR.
It's so stupid that it doesn't tell you.
Like that he was blasting for a while.
I want to know what we got.
There's the guy.
Get the guy.
Maybe he killed that guy up on the rock.
We don't even know.
We'll never even know.
We might have killed players, we might have killed scabs, we probably killed something.
Check his tag.
He doesn't have a tag anymore, or he'd be very looted.
Check his tag
I doubt we killed my guy he was facing this way
My guess is he got sniped and he's probably looted and doesn't even have a tag.
that's it
Let us see, let us see, let us see.
I'll just chase one in.
Chase one in, kill them with an X-17.
There's might have been the guys from before that I sniped.
Let's go.
Night Sucks walls, Dr. Finkelstein, Tertzweep, Pacer, and Gazz.
Thank you fellas.
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
It's time for more Christmas music, guys.
It's time for more Christmas music.
I
of
the
of
the
of the
Probably going to be stream all day every day probably.
That's what I'm guessing is going to happen.
Seems pretty likely to be honest.
I'm not sure.
Oh, bust insider.
How far was that shot?
I hit that guy. That was a 350 meter shot. That other one.
Hey, 72 as hot.
I don't think I just played Tarkov. Let's be real.
I do not think I just played Tarkov, guys.
They're Demi. Thank you for the five gifted subs, man. Thank you.
He's been on that arc Raiders grind
He's been arcing it
And me thank you so much for the five gifted my man. Thank you pool apex. Thank you
All right, great
Good fucking ride
Not a shit. We got a nice little snipe really nice little snipe actually got our twitch, baby
I want him to play Tarkov like you
Okay, I'm young
Hard of me on the little food why is there no food
35 energy.
Push beef. There's a beef.
Why is food so expensive right now like real life?
Damn drops. Damn drops. what you
know about them drops.
Right. We need to go and kill
Mr. Killa with a headshot.
Okay, look at the headshot.
That's what we got to do.
That's a lot of bitcoins.
one two three four five six seven eight that's forty three big ones right there
let's go
it's kill a time
Christmas music this is Christmas music this is frosty this snowman with
the last beats in the middle of it.
What more do you want?
It's the same Christmas than what is.
What is?
Do you remember if you can change the brightness on your branded TKL?
My branded TKL.
Oh
We've so
Believe so those even wait those shouldn't even be available anymore unless you might want a while ago
And so is it in the software should be the software
Or is I know
I'm not Jewish. I'm Italian. I don't have any Jewish Italians. Well, maybe they're out there, but I don't know of any.
I'm sure there's Jewish Italians.
Govan, thank you very much.
So many Italian Jews.
Not that I grew up around, but I also grew up in New York where everyone's family was from immigrants of Italy through Ellis Island.
So like, back then there were no Italian Jews.
I mean, I'm sure there were, but it was predominantly not the religion of Italians coming over on the boat.
He's like
My fucking pope is over there. What are you talking about guys?
The goddamn Pope
They got the funny ass over there
the
we were
they fucked all the stuff
that is not right
that
the
two months brother need your thoughts on
I hear good things I have never owned one
them so they're probably chill I got asked that a lot actually maybe I should get one
just so I have an answer but they seem seem good to go
my favorite deli meat prosciutto a prosciutto a little bit of prosciutto
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
All right there.
Well, that was a fucking easy quest.
G.G. Bozo.
I got a Wham!
Rich!
Well, I'm gonna do...
MBT.
Garbage.
I've got garbage.
Well done, guys.
That went way faster than I thought it was going to, like way faster.
the fuck is going on back here
these are the voodoo, honestly, it depends on the gun for me
depends on my mood and the gun
If my eyes are really tired, typically the voodoo, because it's like bright red.
EMRs, usually the razor.
I don't know, I'll go back and forth with them.
Dude, I totally forgot that this connects back here now.
I completely forgot.
Oh headshot there is the wild should I headshot that guy?
of
I
What is this?
Are they all just closing in on me like this
and
they just know where I'm not watching
and this is really weird
You're good, you're good!
Oh, I'm dead.
Frosty I'm frosty the motherfucking snowman
They're sniping I'm pretty sure yeah, it's very likely they are
Very likely they are
Oh, I'm just dead though so we should be pretty good right now.
It'll be pretty good.
That might have taken a little pep out of this stuff.
Oh, right.
place quest completion on that is hilarious right no three
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum I mean they could just be
really horny dudes but they're just like pushing shit without clearing anything
which is always like a sign you know always a weird side when people just they
just run they don't clear anything
I died on the fucking extract here
Merry Christmas, Tony.
Merry Christmas, man.
Merry Christmas.
All right, just like that, a lot of XP.
Just like that.
Just to look at that.
Well, labyrinth, we were just there.
We were just on labyrinth. It's just labyrinth is amazing XP.
It's amazing XP but it's really it's kind of boring.
It's kind of boring.
Shoreline runs these days?
No, I never play Shoreline.
I never play them out
The spawns on shoreline right now are crazy dude
You can't even get to the if you're not SJ six trim and all actually no
I was I killed four people by the time they even got to the resort on shoreline the other way that was insane
Cold birth, thank you, sir
The stuff I think I just got to kill some scabs
for our other daily, right?
Oh, it's come 12 scabs.
Okay, maybe we can try some of those streets quests again now.
Let it cool off for a bit.
you
We need four mags.
And
What was the other key I needed beluga and
I'm going to close my other quest now on the red meat, 2-1-5, 2-1-5, 2-1-5, 2-1-5.
Maybe I should bring in the AA-12 as well.
I think maybe get the a 12 kills while we're here too.
for the sub Tony. Thank you Goose. Got a slug. Where's the
proper sable? What's the best slug?
The Grizzly, the play visit, the sable, super performance, right?
I'm not sure what to do.
I could like 20 scabs or something with an 812.
Oh, yeah.
Frankie, thank you very much, sir.
Thank you, Frankie.
We can do this acts. Thank you so much brother. Thank you man and swizzy. Thank you guys. I'm gonna run the bathroom. I'll be right back home
Hi Tony how are you, I?
you
All right, fellas.
back. Just in time to still be matching for Streets of Taco.
Thanks for the die six, thank you. Apologies six one. About six one.
64 you die six. Thank you. I'll call you six one about six one
Yes, daddy land
Looter lead for me, please
Probably won't find one, but I don't need one to be honest
I don't need one
Don't need old lettuce
We will when we prestige though which
You can awfully awfully close to
We're actually really fucking close
Honestly
If I do these quests and then we run non-stop labyrinth I
Could probably prestige tonight or tomorrow for sure
You know I just spam labyrinth for a whole level we could do it oh
But the event the event the event the event yeah, I won't okay
We'll see what happens with this update for the event because I don't want to be I
Don't want to be level one when the event drops and then I can't do the event
Because I don't have any fucking like gear
That would suck. I'm saying it's good this way, better than it's ever been.
It's not going to range, but it's good. There's a longer barrel and the hand guards and
you can put the pack suppressor and brake on it now. Which makes it very, very strong.
My labyrinth is the best XP. If you go to labyrinth and you headshot everything and you get a
decent amount of the AI to spawn it's like 70 000 xp and you really only have to spend like two minutes in there
it's pretty easy
we had like a 70 76 000 xp raid before killed some players killed all killed the bosses and all the AI
and gimme them drops them even my nugs
Vault? Thank you.
Thank you where
Like even if you if you say you go to the streets and you kill Caban all the guards and him with headshots and leave you get like
15,000 XP for comparisons so labyrinth is the best XP
By far by far, I would even say it's faster than questing for XP
If you can clear it
the
up up up
mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm
oh wait we actually got a good spawn for what we need to do
okay I gotta grab the book of the finance building and then we gotta run back
oh my god
You run 3 BTG and at 21 attention you can double your XP on body tags and bosses too.
Really, that gives you more XP.
Many Christmas.
That gives you more XP.
Thanks, Carc.
What is the tension up to do with your XP?
Link!
Link, thank you for the 10 gifted subs, thank you Link.
I don't know, it's whatever, I'm not like rushing to prestige at all.
It's not a big deal.
just honestly I'm probably like I said I'm probably gonna not prestige you all
this event happens so we can make content out of the event
this just is not like a priority at the moment it's what I'm doing but once I
to get the XP I have the XP and then
knock it like room out one time event because I just want to prestige right
away yeah well that's okay so that's assuming they do it if this update and
they don't have the event I'll prestige
this update and tomorrow there's no event in our prestige but if there is an
event tomorrow than I don't see why I would do it.
I thought that was a PMC for a second. We're still living. I made a kill with the
Yes, it's there as well.
up
as a thank you
and i'd be the best time to prestige now because you know what will appear
i'll be doing other shit and not quest
supplemented the hit five hundred and eighty five the other day and i'll be
doing all of your quest
get your chargers up
Okay, okay
Grab under me here grab the little fast drive which is right there
I'm being about a boom
Oh, this doesn't have an iron sight.
Interesting.
I thought that one still had a fucking iron sight. God, such a goofy gun.
let's go up to beluga now get the thing for beluga
can you let my boy Jacob know he huffs sparks but does he? I mean don't we all
technically. I think we all did.
Right on the book. The book is in the bar. Usually.
We'll be in the office too.
Ah, the bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom.
There.
I actually don't even know all the sponsors book.
I should pull it up.
It could be in the kitchen. It could be in the manager's room.
It could be going to be at the bar up here.
There it is, looks like that, good coms, good, good, good coms.
I've found that book all over, I've actually, no I've definitely found it at that.
Bar as well
But I have found it
I don't wherever I usually don't even bother at that quest anymore though
But it's just free XP right there. So as well
Haven't done all the ATMs was only
Only like 12,000 XP that's extract
I
Was his class there done
A fucking guy up there!
Guy!
There's one floor on him.
I think he killed the guy taking the extract, he's probably camping the whole extract, right?
Get out of here, take your XP and go.
Oh, I can kill this life, fuck.
Probably already checked the key, but we could get lucky and be able to grab it
Never there
They're gonna site
Got me a site
I
Think about level locks on flea
They didn't really bother me this time around but ask me when I prestige and I'll probably tell you that they fucking suck
and probably what I'm gonna tell you ask me after I prestige
hear me dad bloody rusty game I really
Can I buy the Pyramid head?
I got him names, and him your name on it all.
for audit ping-pong. Which quest is this? What is skier?
Now on the red meat too.
Which quest is audit?
Panic?
Ragman?
Ballet lover.
All in Rome.
while in a room
what's on beyond the red meat too you might need keys for
I need the meeting okay
I love to grab anything I just have to go in that room yep and the skybridge key
Well, let me turn to watching you.
This quest is watching you.
I'm using.
My medium key.
the
BTBT boom boom boom boom boom.
We are ready to go besides a flare.
Let's get it on, let's get it on, phone, wallet, keys, flair, under the servers go down, they
I said 1 AM Eastern, right?
I believe.
Let me check the Twitter.
1 AM Eastern, and they'll be down for about six hours.
So I guess I'm going to end the stream on 1 AM,
which is in five hours.
Seems reasonable, and in five hours?
Hello Daddy Landy, quick question.
Could you please leave some Gothmommy milkies for us please?
I wish I wish music the vibe this is it play every year Christmas album during Christmas for me
Always
You're in.
much more xp 120 that's 40k that's 36k and then these are 21 that's another 30
a
a lot of pushes over to a
basically level 54
and
an
masks. Yeah, you can for a while
a while. You've been able to
do that.
Oh,
did you
Sorry I had to get a big stretch.
Archie, thank you for five gifted subs.
Thank you very, very much, Archie.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Bad things about the 50 series.
I don't know, it's a GPU I plug it in and it runs for the game and that's about my only opinion of it.
I had a 4090 and it was broken, so I rage quit and bought a 5090.
I just ragequit it was it was just I guess it was I
Don't know what happened. It would actually it was just a piece of shit
Oh, it's one of a healer.
Then we'll check for, um, plantae, I guess.
And he's here.
I'm gonna wear a lag in.
Oh my god.
all right all right all right all right all right all right you're gonna get me
bad
you were
oh my god
now
the meat tree from bsg's tweet
now, are they tweeting?
what are they tweeting?
Yeah they really want Elon Musk to play Tarkov. They've been really going horny over getting him to play Tarkov and I don't know what's going to work.
They've really been pushing for that.
Oh there's a guy outside now.
of
32, baby, let's go!
the
most out of
I need more scabs. I need more scabs. We have to go back to...
Pop Beluga, but right across the street from Beluga.
I need to watch the Lord of
history trailer. What is that?
Is it a game?
Thank you for the tier three sub.
Thank you very much, sir.
It's Diablo. I don't know about
I mean like I played the oblo. I like it like
Doesn't get me you know really crazy bricked up
the
of
death
of
death
I think she's high. Holy shit.
She should have brought more ammo.
Scouts.
Scouts, come up here you guys.
Come back.
We got like 13, 14 scat kills and 6 more.
6, 7 more.
6, 7.
Oh, the pain, when I said that, the pain, the fucking pain.
Scabs out there.
Six more.
There's a scum under me.
There's a scum.
What?
of
death
of
death of
that's gonna push me
that heart he's got ps12b if that was an
s12
We got to go get this other quest and we're on our way out which we'll have to be back
Oh, yeah, that's spelled. There we go.
Hey, Eddie, you're good.
Piper scab.
That was just hot, man.
That's the guy.
What a mutha.
That's the S-12 guy.
No, this guy's quiet.
How the fuck would he get over here with this guy?
No, this guy's quiet. How the fuck would he get over here if this guy...
different guy maybe i thought the other guy was loud
I have to tell it this gun sometimes.
Hands are busy.
Hands are busy, hands are busy.
The meat sample could be there.
I think it could be in here, too.
It's like a red vial.
There might be other spawns in this room.
I'm going to put them in the back office.
How far from Prestige?
About one more level.
One more level and then the Prestige quest.
They're not very far at all. Very close actually.
I play souls games? I have, I'm not into them. But I have.
my favorite genre of game but they can be fun
let's go
Mr. Andz loading with a prime group mr. Oh my god the lag group. Thank you for the tier 3 sub 50 months Dawson
Let's cheats creations. Thank you guys caught. Thank you very much as well. Thank you pom-pom
rubber banding it's just a game lately it's been doing this non-stop she later in the
raid when scabs of play player scabs of sponnie and
The problem is the swipe with the rubber banding.
It's been a problem.
Oh, it's been a problem.
And we're out of here.
the
The streets speak facts
We could thank you for the prom dude. Thank you
Why don't I ensure?
Because if I die by the time I get in there this stuff back. I won't care about it or need it and
No one's even gonna
I'm more than likely getting looted every time I die
more than likely
let's go son
oh fuck
look I forgot something
All right, he had set turning this ballerina.
Where's, um, about pork too.
beyond the red meat.
All right, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I'm going to load this guy up a little bit.
is the
is the 40 slug
for
I don't have any other easy quests to do.
Transition transition woods, no, no, no, street standees, no thank you.
18,000 XP for that
Good pets won't need it as well glory CPS you pets won't need it or CPS you audio file
All cop
Scheme that's a buying
Or okay
In x-ray key
I don't think I need one, and he's as easy as I ever do.
It gives you 11,000 XP. It's 30 kills. I mean, I guess it's pretty free, but it's only 11,000.
I'm going to get off of streets by then. I'm just going to knock these out.
this is a
okay
x-ray room, audio file
glory cpsu
this is in the one on the side right
glory to
I
Know this is in check 15
That's one check 15 part two is after this all right doesn't run the bathroom
you
Load Simulator 2000.
Holy Viewers.
you
We're still not in. I thought I was going to be dead already in the red. Oh, there we go. Perfect.
Perfect timing.
That thing sucks in this game.
I'll be real, that shit sucks in this game, man.
That thing is bad.
It used to be pretty decent.
kind of so we're not really
so very weak gun
That's bloody hard, mate. How did he not fucking hear me?
I was fucking sprinting like a maniac before that
Fucking my ear for again, this you pets weren't needed all your file
We got to go far
of
the
death
of
death
of
We need them A812s.
Okay, three more, two more, almost done with it.
I'm sure they're going to hit this guy up there.
Every time they duck, every fucking time.
Why do I have to bother trying to shoot him?
I want the smoke.
to
come
to
that audio is fucked up, it literally actually bumped it on you there, it was so muffled
I'm out.
And the delta.
Make a magic.
Extra.
I'll obey X-Moe.
Here.
They're going to check 15 as well.
That's not bad anymore.
with that. There we go, Pierre. I feel like a weight has been lifted off of me without that gun.
I gotta find a little guitar pick.
Done.
Easy.
Hello, pootie.
Hello?
Let's have one more.
Bwing!
Thank you.
Tony, you are the man.
You have been extremely kind to me.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
I hope you have a good day of Majam.
Thank you, Norm.
Now we're going up.
Thank you, son.
So, here, drop down there, turn around, over here, in here, done.
We're gonna go over here. We've reached the door. Ka-Blam.
Over here. Over the window.
We're gonna go to the x-ray room as well.
Why is this raid so dead?
Where'd everybody go?
Earlier I couldn't move on this map without dying to somebody.
I guess I killed the guy that was getting through the fair.
That's my room down here.
Over here, right?
Is there it?
This one?
This one, right? No.
This one.
That is one.
This one.
I have to do I think that's one needed looking to get back to the back clinic now.
Saga thank you for the raid I thought that was a dead guy.
Oh, whoopsies, oh whoopsies.
FDE Bora, thank you for the five gifted, thank you sir.
Or F Deborah, see I just think FDE
because everything's FDE.
Thank you Deborah, Deborah, Deborah, I don't even know, I'm done, don't listen to me.
The 5-4-5 guns feels better.
Depends, long or close range. This one's better for long range, the other one's better for close range.
They're both about the same, to be honest.
They're both about the same
We're done
All right, great success.
success we finished a lot of things
this is for the main story now all the quests on streets are not required for
Kappa you don't have to do them on Kappa
it's just extra XP if you want to do them so usually I don't even bother but
this wipe there's a bit of an XP grind so I'm doing them because it's free XP
10 month study team thank you EF
and
the
better
The pets won't need it.
They won't need it, too.
40kxp for that.
Boom, boom, boom.
Maybe a live-in throw now.
We need 828,000 more XP to prestige.
Well, and then we have to do the quest to prestige as well.
It's really not that much if we run labyrinth.
Drunkledane, thank you for the five gifts and sir, Mr. Dane. Thank you, Dane.
Oops, I didn't get all these.
I mean, technically it's like 15 labyrinth raids or so, probably. Depends. Oh, I'd have to clear
them out every single time at that rate. It's still a lot, but we're going to get it done soon.
I'm not going to prestige anyway right away if there's an event tomorrow.
Let's see, they're doing an event tonight? Not an event, an update tonight. So if there's an
event with the update, I'm not going to prestige right away because it just wouldn't make a lot
the suns.
is the first one. You're
you're going to get your
exclamation mark. You're more
to Kai Ronson and Dale. Thank
you. Thank you, fellas.
Everything we need.
You know, he thinks we do.
Be my drugs and some
snacks.
from from a doll. Oh, some
beds.
Fucking easy. All right, I'm
gonna just want to
let's get it on.
let's get it on
very cranberry was too old
brunswick thank you thank you thank you thank you
yours are bad i don't like yours
no ears we don't like them
We don't want any years.
Oh, why didn't I cue?
Oh, I didn't turn an audio file.
That's why.
Fuckin' 17,000 XP I almost missed out on.
the
season of characters and current characters and say like a term of character and P.O.E. and separate server pool I guess I mean that's what makes the most
sense
they better have a lot of fucking players in the game for that though
Then you're splitting people up season permanent and PVA as well
I don't know I
Don't know what their plans are if they would have to if they're gonna do that
They need some good incentives for people to play each season like each season needs to have new mechanics
Like events going on in the season rewards, etc
It's got to be like you need to give people a reason to do each season like hey, we added new shit to the game this new like mechanics and this and that to check out maps are different or whatever like you could only do it in the new season so you got to play the new season keep playing.
They do that it'll be good.
Merry Christmas.
Thanks, Ping.
Or August Burns Red Christmas Baby.
More Christmas music, baby.
I do know a Marcello though, I do know a Marcello though, I do know a Marcello though, I do
or march on l
on my stream today probably till one eastern when the servers go down
but to guess
servers go down at one eastern and that will be
with a four hours and fifteen minutes from now it'd be a 13 hour stream
18 months ago. It's cloud 18.
Making Caboas. I told you, good luck.
Servers are going down for six hours. I mean, they go down while drops happen, but you can
still get drops. It's just people just have to be in the EFT category and bitch, but
I figured after 13 hours, probably a good time to shut it down and sleep while the game
isn't playable, because you can't play the game, you know?
I'm shit.
I'm guessing, I'm guessing we're getting that event that they teased from this update.
I don't know what else they would be updating for right now.
It's gotta be that event.
I'm getting Santa, maybe Christmas Eve Santa.
I think I got him.
I think it's shot it off the spawn on shwan everyone like log off for the night
what's going on
I'm streaming Christmas more than likely yeah more than likely
But I'll definitely be sure to make it some point
the
one
I'm not going to play more people watch them play Tarkov probably just about a lot of people watch this game and don't play and I'll blame them.
It is one of those games that is often more fun to watch them play yourself.
It's a stressful game to play. It's not for everyone.
Labyrinth still juiced we about to find out but yet so juiced big juiced you get
Alton's a swipe I don't even know where I have all these Alton's from bosses and
quests and stuff like that actually I have no idea just have them
some of them might have been from drops
oh ragman ragman 4 doesn't give you altens ref I think ref you can buy
Alton's
It's a my job son hold on guys
I'm a Bravo six going dark for a second
the
one that gets a fly
, started as a seven years old
It's easy you got it got it
Got it
You know I dropped some slasik. No a lot of people do
I mean I've been looking I've been playing a game for nine hours straight, you know
My my eyes are a little
They're a little fatigued
nine hours deep in this shit
Yo, thanks, Kaido.
Are you seeing any family over Christmas?
Well, I was planning on it and then they turned on the drops machine again.
Love you.
So, I don't know now.
They turned on the drops machine.
Yeah, yeah, they turn that thing on again, fire it up runs a machine so here we are
I
Know I may just postpone, I don't know I
Don't know I guess we'll do at the beginning of the year
Less than three
Hunter, thank you for the prime.
Bless.
and why am I seeing about
the streamer with the VTuber daughter that's AI that
what the fuck am I looking at
and
kill him back
now look I'm gonna read you this fucking headlines
shit where was it
fuck I don't know
None of these words are in the Bible.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he like broke the Twitch hype train record.
But it's like a guy that's like a partal VTuber
that on top of a little girl VTuber that's an AI.
I don't really understand.
My brain doesn't work right now.
People are like,
they keep, I don't know.
I don't know.
These are words that I never thought would come out of my mouth.
I might be having a stroke.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
You invented a kid's shit strange?
It's I don't really understand that
I don't really my first time here in a bit, but I don't really understand that
of
the
the night time gamma settings again I can kill twice by people night rates that
didn't have nods on age oh yeah you can see a night super easily now
this guy killed the Jilla
wow I saw him at the last second that was okay
Okay.
Hmm.
I honestly have no idea I'm just going to do it.
I didn't I don't know myself full peak but it looked like he just peaked right at
me and shot me in the head
oh that's labbing for you
I can't do that. Let's go. Let's go.
Thank you very much for being with us.
Oh, the scope would be helpful here.
grab a scope all right all right grab a scope
I sold you bad perks behind a Walmart last night I would never sell bad perks
nor would I conduct my business behind the Walmart that's for degenerates
That's for degenerates.
I wouldn't do such things.
How do I not have all my drops? Oh my god, I don't have all my drops, what the fuck.
It wasn't giving me my drop so's.
You did all the streams, I'm not my drop so's.
I was
Sweatlords are on tonight. They were on last night and I don't know my reads earlier were fucking stacked and then
It kind of died out a little bit. I'm not sure what happened. I
Didn't change my servers at all, too
I was right. I couldn't run a raid without running into people right off spawn and then like kind of slowed down a lot
Do do do do do
Oh
God hey with a wave of tired
I don't expect much XP out of this, but I kind of want some PvP.
I'm going to get out of here.
Yeah.
I had shot that guy.
You don't tell people this wife or just like.
and there's so fucking locked in there's so fucking locked in
that shot looked pretty clean on that guy but I don't think he killed him
Oh wait that was a Gluhar guard. Okay that wasn't a player that I shot at. That makes
more sense why you so often as a PMC
that makes more sense
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Where's Kumar?
I'm gonna hear him by left.
How was that?
of
the
death
of
the
death
I want that thank you don't go down there don't go down there sir
Hmm
Goddamn nice live
I have the code, got the mines, oh he's got the mines, well maybe go RBVL and I don't
I don't know what it's that after.
The XP and DIP.
What the?!
Wiggy's cracked, yeah, his gun is, like,
waterline broken.
It's really fucking good.
Kinda insane, actually.
there
by there
nobody there
of
scab
I want anyone here, no way, what?
Yeah, I'm a fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Let's get out of here and take my Gluhar XB, a true blessing from the gods, a true
Blessing
We're going to get like 15 KXP.
Projects P to get from the blue bar with headshots.
No, it's going to be more than 7K, right?
With all the guards.
15
15 is
13 K
13.5
Fucking headshot all them too. He doesn't give you a lot.
He does not give you a lot, X-Fade. Come on, gives you way more than that.
I'm also getting pretty hungry.
What the f-
Oh, backsbeats.
Thank you for the rain, man.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
We'll be a good stream.
Hello, everybody.
Thank you very much, dude.
I hope it was a good one.
We are on our last level for prestige.
Getting some expiryance.
in some experience.
All right, let's get it on or there's a get it on I'm gonna hit the bathroom guys. I'll be right back
you
I hear gunshots.
I hear gunshots
People are dying
That's gonna be glue hard
Don't my glue hard get your ass over here
shit on shit on just like that and just like that guys easy stinky dinky
thank you for the 10 gifted subs mr. dinky the dinky who is also stinky
and decided to hellfire them new crevice the dinky the beast
dinky
who's that shooting at I don't know I'm not worried about that right now or about that
later I've worried about that when I come back
But now, they're just dead, but it's priority number, no, 796,000 xp, honestly, that's just
It's like a few labyrinth runs for real.
and solve labored runs
then we get that
We found the culprit.
We found the culprit!
That's what I said, I'd worry about that guy later, I'm not worried about him later.
He's dead.
We're not worried anymore.
We found him.
No more worried.
He wasn't expecting the three-legged fucking Tarkov gaming chieftain warlord demon to run at him full speed like a fucking freight like Thomas the tank engine
I'm fentanyl
All right that
He's not ready for that she said she was 12
What
Oh my fucking god.
Yeah, FBI, that guy right there.
I'm gonna take the student to pick him in.
the head massager hold the gun up to me hold the 45 mag up to me hold it up
grab a grenade hold the pin Timmy hold the pin throw the grenade in the door
and now we run that didn't hit the door but it's close enough
that's all that means
You see him top right right here. Yeah, boom
See everything
Right there come on man. I thought he was in the garage. That's annoying. I
Thought he was in the garage. I guess there might have there might have been a guy in the garage too
I'm pretty sure I saw like a piece of glass fly off his helmet. Yeah, he had a face shot
I'm pretty sure he ate a face shot that guy.
I saw like a, I don't know, a glass explosion when you shoot them in the face shield.
Yeah, he ate a face shot for sure. He had that fucking helmet on.
Yes, Samo.
Definitely ate a face shot.
the things only tear for two
and
save to buy a fucking face shield
and
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the idiot's house knock knock who's there
the chicken
just call me an idiot
that's not very nice of you
that's not very nice
I don't really appreciate that
I don't really be appreciating that man
You
you
Okay, where shall we venture?
I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that, but I don't know if I'm going to be
able to do that.
Such a mess.
We're good.
Double check of everything.
Yep.
We're good. Let's go.
and
, my game's crashing
and was a Jake Paul fight, yes, that fight sucked
that fight was terrible
I got me some food, too. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
I don't think it was fake, but I actually think that they kind of rigged it so that,
um,
Doing lift streams again.
I think AJ was supposed to let it go longer than it ever would have.
That's what I think.
I think the agreement was, Hey, don't go crazy in the first rounds.
Let's draw this out.
You know, I mean, he must have known he was going to lose.
He got fucking destroyed.
I mean, I don't know, maybe he like, should I get to eat?
It could have been a thing where like he, he was feeling it out so we didn't get knocked
out like some crazy punch from Jake by accident and look like an idiot, but I don't know.
I might get fucking Freddy's dude
Little burger action, maybe a two burger action
Freddy's is pretty good I agree they're just never open late
What do I have to get a combo meal on all year?
What do they got here?
Oh, Lenak, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you.
That's doing better today.
He's sleeping right next to me.
He's passed out right now.
Oh, Lenak, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you.
That's doing better today.
He's sleeping right next to me.
He's passed out right now.
They put mustard on these johns.
Why do people like mustard on burgers?
I like mustard on that.
No mustard man.
No mustard.
no mustard
why is that so much money? bro why is Dornash so much fucking money?
maybe hella taxon
hella, does people pay still?
yeah, like me, sometimes, but I don't really have another option
I mean, I kind of do, but...
I don't like mustard on a barter usually, I mean like it can be okay, but typically
just a ketchup or barbeque sauce thousand I don't know they're gonna go crazy as well
Big grubhub free with prime
I use door dash, but it's all the same they all charge like an extra 30% on the fucking on all the orders
It's not that like like if it was ten bucks a month for the delivery
Plus like then you tip fuck. Yeah, but they also charge you extra for the food
Like they just bake it into the ball. I guess it's technically the restaurant usually
But it just gets baked into the price of the food as well. So you end up paying way more
probably not maybe if you if you're a shitty temper of those pigeons that's
how I tip well
it's moist
Hello honey, everyone, be on Christmas when it comes.
You're malin'?
We got setup gamers.
the
which energy
That did a lot of fucking damage holy moly
He ate a headshot as well whether you shunk on
That's gotta be Magnum buck there's nothing else that would fucking hit you like that
Yeah.
Gotta be.
Yep.
Hmm
Another man, eh?
Another man.
I'll get TX-15.
You can see him though.
I was hoping for they would the same size hoping for a shawl in here must be a stronghold
Wait did the other guy have earbuds
Motherfucker.
I'm peeking at anything.
What's behind the door number one?
Oh, they're machete.
I need some more scav spawns or something.
I need some XP here.
This is my infinite dorm scav spawn.
Not this raid I guess.
I think I'm going to go back to
Yes. Thank you Ben.
Mr. Ben. No Jerry.
Me?
Mm-hmm.
It's not what I needed out of this raid, I needed more RxB, I needed all the scabs.
of
less than three
the sort of
Mr. Graham
Somebody camped in the bridge so far.
Hope this is far back speed now, I mean really, I guess labyrinth is the best exp, but labyrinth
is not my favorite thing to do.
It puts a lot of downtime in the stream because you have to view shoreline and then run to
resort and then queue the labyrinth so you end up getting like 10 minutes of queues and
then it's really not any gameplay. It's not the best thing for content.
Yo.
Yo. Thanks CG.
I'm
I'll get four at the XP.
Oh, hiding my way with my food already, that was quick.
That was awfully quick.
Did I check the blue car?
What's in the blue?
What did I check in the blue car?
Yeah.
Thanks Johnny Boy.
I don't know what I...
It's in the blue car.
I don't think there's anything in there.
I don't know what I'm in the blue car. I don't think there's anything there
They look Jay Fry that was 4,000 XP
Only 200 raids like that to level up that was 4,000 XP. Oh
Oh my God.
4,000.
Favorites number favorite position.
24 the reverse Jamaican bobsled
Now what you know about that reverse Jamaican bobsled you don't know nothing about that
You know nothing about that I'd be getting crazy
I'm
love Tony's pizza pizza these days.
Oh, thanks.
Slamma.
Slamma jamma.
I don't need Lavender to keep coming, I have...
Ah, should we do Lavender Run?
I
Have a
very much. That's up. Thank you.
Alright my game broke. We're gonna restart it. Re-launch the game.
It's not a cow. It's pronounced.
That actually doesn't work. It's to Jell-O. It's to Jell-O, but it's GIF, not GIF.
Unless you're talking about the peanut butter.
If you're talking about the peanut butter, then it's GIF, but the picture is a GIF.
Last light, Icaramba, dude.
Icaramba.
and
That's J6.
Trim.
And our keys, one of these, observe key, canosis key.
All right, let's get in this thing. Let's get in this thing. It's the best frag in
the game. The Vog 25s are the impact grenades. I don't really see how you get better than
that. I usually just grab F1s or the RGDs. I think I never kill people with them. I
don't have a split but that's okay we'll make it work we'll make it work
I saw the the Jake Paul playing pictures yeah I see them he's a little me need
some actual cool guns
Oh, my food is arriving.
Is he like here here?
Is he like kind of sort of here?
He's like kind of sort of here.
Almost one year of watching Popitone.
Thank you for all the smiles and laughs.
Thank you.
My guy was zoomin
I
and
Cheebs Barger. That's a peanut on food tube.
It's cranberry pecan pie at Papa.
Ooh, that good. That doesn't sound good.
Sheesh. That good.
I
Was an official it wasn't to all the Christmas songs we've listened to every fucking Christmas song
And we grab the burger let me grab the burger hold up
you
I'm sorry, perfect. Perfect time, man.
That chair's the best. The best chair.
better streamer than I am to be fair are better than I am now we run we're on our way
Hey, who the fuck are those fucking scabs?
Who the fuck are those guys?
Oh my god, it's them.
It's them.
It's the fucking crazy people.
It's the Sanatussi.
Your skills make me hot.
Thanks.
Oh.
Eh.
Gonna have that effect on people.
Oh my god.
I do this a lot.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh
Well, there's all my fucking ammo
I was just sitting there fucking healing you I thought he died
They're just sitting there yelling
The reset? No, I think we go into Labyrinth and we try and get the bonus XP off of it.
We go in, we go in, we kill everything, we leave, and then we get the crazy Mondo Mega
XP, you know, Insano Bonus.
easy one thousand two hundred experience like that probably that's probably only like
I like 5k experience for killing them.
of
the
death
of
death
I
Were both of my vise of shots
Did I not repair one of the visors?
I fucking swear I repaired it.
I couldn't see anything in the fight.
Alright, well now it's time to reset.
No, it's not a game site.
Different games.
Yeah, I can't see fucking anything. We gotta get out of here now.
Which is definitely a reset.
My whole fucking way to scuff now.
Everything is stuffed.
Can't see shit, man!
What?
Can you fucking die?
It's fun XP's XP guys
11,000 brother 11,000 X not even 11,000
Not even 11,000.
French fries.
you
Out of the year, smack them bitches in their dirty sex dungeon into next year.
I'm sorry. I was muted.
I was trying not to chew in the mic.
you
That's pretty good, that's pretty damn good.
I'm going to eat the fries like this so I don't get greasy ass fingers.
Hello, sexy bearded man.
sexy bearded man whoa all right as well as rock and as roll
Why does the lighthouse suck so much?
Because look at the design of the map, it's terrible.
Everyone knows that.
Come on, let me run over this.
house is garbage man. I'm not just so bad. It's bad and everyone knows it.
There's the grub.
I have another burger.
It was good though.
The first burger was good.
And I got two burgers.
Two chi burgers.
I'm gonna fucking kill you
I told you I was gonna fucking kill you!
You did not listen to me!
Oh
That's actually hurting me a lot what the fuck
Said do so much fucking damage to me good god
Five months of this time being around forever though best talking stream out there through
Thank you for the time brother. Thank you my man.
It's just a scab upstairs.
Yeah.
Just a scab.
This guy
Got killed by dude with 14,000 hours, ah virgin a virgin
Hello virgin hello virgin
What does that make me? That makes me grand virgin. I'm the grand virgin. I even got a
cool hat from it like the Pope.
Rock sucks.
the
I don't know if that's a good sign or a bad sign, but we just got in here so fast.
probably a foreman
I
Mean I was fuck when are you going to start playing PvP is this even live
Dead
Look at him.
He's going to get stuck back now.
They're right.
I don't think so.
There could be three more people, they could all be together too.
More people.
I'm just locking this shit down.
I don't know what spawn that guy came from.
He's got to have teammates or he was the last one because that guy was so fucking ballsy
just running around.
He came out of that swamp.
This is what it looks like.
I stroke my pickle.
Good thing is we know the two spawns, but they would be from that one and the one to my right.
Give me the key. Give me the key. Give me the fucking key.
Out.
I'm not getting fucking grenade launcher.
Fuck no.
I'm gone.
Bye bye.
Bye war man with a grenade launcher. No. No, I killed two of them. No, no, no
Fucking Gls, dude
71,000 XP.
71,000 XP right there almost got blown up by a GL
Well, dude, this guy's armor is fucked up.
Holy shit.
And may I AP too?
Dude, people are just so fucking juiced up in labyrinth.
The
and I'm going to run some NAI AP that shit slaps. Really fucking good. Let's all have
grenade launchers. I could grenade launcher them back.
Have a good Christmas big dog. Hey thank you too brother. You too brother.
I
Need more ammo
I
Be earbuds are worse than no earbuds. I don't really know
When I was using them before I felt like I heard things and I couldn't tell where the fuck they were coming from and I
Stopped using them and I feel like it's been working fine. So if it ain't broke don't fix it type of deal for me
You know, don't change a working system.
You got a thing that works?
Why fuck with it? That's how you fuck things up.
Start making changes when things are good
and introduce issues and then things go bad.
Look at all my Bitcoin, oh yeah, and the Bitcoin master, the Bitcoin master, but you know
I don't know about Zimbabwean Master. You know nothing. You know nothing.
I don't have Ashtink 6. What the hell did I grab then?
I got two trims. I got two Doug Trimadals. Owner of the Dimsdale Trimadall.
I don't have two Doug Trimadals.
and I really did get to trim it off.
Did I hear too?
Thanks for the streamer.
You did hear too.
Yes you did.
Thank you.
Thank you for the tool.
And you sweaty
There's something packs of ammo with one bullet you got check the weight on them check the weight before you buy it
you
All right, we might have phones and even a bit.
Sorry about that.
I turned in the epsilon defense. Yes, sir. I did.
Phew.
You, for you, that was a good burger, that was a tasty burger, a tasty burger.
the
Okay, I don't do Donnie's around here
Your mom sold you Fent far out far out man
No, it was Fred, Freddy, Freddy's, the Big Kahuna Burger, Big Kahuna Burger, that's
that Hawaiian burger joint.
You my girlfriend's a bit of a vegetarian, so I ain't even had it myself, but they
do have a good burger. This is a tasty burger.
I
Made you guys see that Zed died the other day like Zed's dead Zed is actually dead
And he died the other day
Oh, I got the actual guy that played Zed died.
No, not the Call of Duty guy, the guy who played Zed and Pulp Fiction died.
I don't know who he was, but I just heard that Zed is dead.
He actually did.
Oh my god, he fuckin blew out my side plate
fuck it we keep going deep
we must go
deeper
six or seven
why not 6 and 7?
7, shit, 7, shit
whose motorcycle is this baby?
Not a motorcycle, it's a chopper.
What chopper is this?
They're approaching.
Enemy, enemy at the gates.
Enemy at the gate! Run!
Descend, descend, go, go, go!
A strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
down we go. down, down, down, we go.
How? I'll be repressed. I'll be repressed.
The guy who made Vincent Pella, he died in a Ferrari accident
like yesterday or the other two days ago. The video of it.
Everyone, I mean you gotta respect vehicles like that, you know, you're driving recklessly and
like shit happens in an instant. Like
video looks fake is it fake I thought that was real I thought that video was
real video my viral wasn't him
was it not him though that video it's real and there was him damn
You know them shits dangerous thanks for the content Tony them shits dangerous
Jaded thank you very very much. Thank you ball guy. I think you are on
Yeah, you know you're driving fast like that
especially in a small car you fucking crash it could be over you get hit a
little you get it like some garbage in the street you get a pothole like what
could anything you gotta be careful
this was a fast cue there's gonna be a four man here five man it's gonna be a
four or five men in there.
Many cries left.
Our cries left.
But so where is angels crust?
Cause that's what it was angels crust.
Where is that?
It's near L.A.
So it's in the country so that was his car wasn't like he was renting it or something
I
Holy fucking AI
I'll just kill it to Jell-O, though.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's go.
I'm going to give you a bit of protection.
There are two of us in a room,
so you'll be able to protect yourself.
I'm fine.
Charge him up.
I
Go boys
You got to go.
Good morning, smile.
here
oh no mother fucker
okay
goodbye
of god
i'm gone
and
the leader of the xp has been secured we are evacuating the premises currently
this is so long gay boys
wincey thanks for the prime
seventy nine thousand xp
Yeah!
Holy shit!
God damn.
79.
I don't know what to say.
Are we talking about gay Bowser?
Is that where Bowser, he doesn't kidnap Peach, he kidnaps Toad instead?
Is that gay Bowser?
What are we saying here?
I guess BS I guess I guess I guess I guess we needed that
Oh, yes, what a BSMO.
You
You want it?
What are you Carlito?
The SJ six
SJ six not a J6 J6 is something a little different that's for the boogaloo gets him
How is the boogaloo? What the SJ six?
All right, fellas.
We're about about time to get in there
No
626 thousand experience to go
626,000 next be
All right, let me run the bathroom, I'll be right back, I saw him.
you
We're back.
We are back.
oh come on game let's go I need my XP get us in there
We're way in the back, we're way way back at the nosebleed spawn.
That's what I'm trying to kill me. I ordered mild spice. Is it Indian food? Honestly, if
it's that level of spice, it's got to be like Thai or Indian food and you got to tell them
I need white people spicy. White people mild. Not Indian mild. Not Thai mild. Thai mild
or Indian mild is like white people melt your face off. Spicy. I literally put
the order notes I am just a white man please make it super high oh don't kill
me please I wasn't built for this shit no I don't actually do that I'm not built
I feel like you guys spare me.
Been watching you for years.
Your hardcore live videos
got me back into town.
I know that I have been grinding it
hard like the good old days.
Cheers and Merry Christmas dude.
I appreciate you. Merry Christmas.
Build the tolerance to hot food? Yeah well I'm sure part of it I'm sure some
component of it's genetic where like you just have more receptors of what is it
capsaicin is the shit that you taste that's spicy you just like are more or
less receptive to that and it's also just tolerance like anything else if you
grow up eating spicy ass food all your life and it's served to you and got it like yeah
I think we're all beating this place up.
Down we go.
Fast run.
Oh, boy, lads. Let's go. Oh, boy, laddies.
Merry Christmas, my man. Merry Christmas.
Christmas. Almost Christmas.
There's
a long
Okay.
Merry Christmas bro.
Merry Karimus.
Thank you Rogues.
of the
Should almost be at 60,000 by now any idea on the law of labyrinth
Confused on the new room and the implications. It was a place that terror group use for human trials of the stimuli and the stimulants
They were like capturing people and just mark other any days that you using the stems on them and basically killing people down there
they were injecting them with oba doba lobes and
Zagustin and Trimadol and just see him what happened. They're like, oh, if we give this guy these drugs
What happens and then he would like grow three arms and turn to a starfish and then explode
Peechee, thank you. Thank you. Do I miss engineering?
Like engineering school, I don't miss school at all. I
Do not miss being in school whatsoever life's pretty fucking sweet days
School sucked, bro. I fucking hated school
I did not like school
So
College University is a waste?
No, it can be a waste.
You gotta know what you want to do and then if you gotta go to college
to get to what you want to do then you go to college.
If you don't need college for what you want to do then it's kind of a waste, yeah.
It's a lot of money and time.
and
engineering mechanical engineering and undergrad
Sometimes.
school if you I mean if you want to be a tradesman you go to trade school right
thanks depends on what you want to do whatever the end goal is there's a path
to get there you go down that path only got viewers because of the drops
still got viewers you're still here what's that say about you shit what's
that say about you
We definitely know you ain't got bitches otherwise you wouldn't be here so you you watching and
you bitches you ain't got no maidens there are zero maidens not one single maiden you
even have made dudes you're made in less and made due less
shit
he's getting no cookies and no sausage tough tough life
tough fucking life
Hey, Chad, thank you, my man.
Oh, maybe we'll get an empty array this time because it's taken a while to queue.
Maybe we went on the four-man in here.
Sir, bitchless of no maiden chire.
was my ribbon down. Okay. Let's see. Near Rivendell just like a little
south of it. Okay.
Where's the goddamn key? Where's my fucking key yet?
Actually, I was lucky
It for real so where's the key
But actually where's the key
Wait, where is it?
Just one I don't know about oh right there
Oops.
My streamer.
My fueler.
My viewer.
of
the
death of
death
of
I'd fucking literally anything
You see I'm Daniel defense night's arm and
LMT my fucking anything. All right, what you want?
That was great, I'm a father.
Oh!
This guy just left the room.
Oh
Did I miss it.
Oh I miss it.
Let's go to here.
The lady Gaga's here.
Fernando.
Alejandro.
I'm gonna fucking love that song.
Keep up the great work and get that XP in fat loads.
This guy got a fucking merch.
That's gonna kill this guy.
Merry Christmas.
Oh
I
I'll bust off on your feet and fire a shell at my mokko!
The Jilla killed it down.
Kill and head to Jilla down.
Grab the key.
We gotta go, we gotta go. Evacuate the premises.
we gotta go we got a cold green cold green you are clear for eva can that
vertex
rota just turn your body into marv from home alone to share into barf wait what
I mean, I've got hit with pink cans, stepped on nails,
he got tarred and feathered.
Oh my God, did you see the dude?
They took the picture of Trump with Kevin Macalester
from Home Alone 2 in the hotel,
and they fucking put a black square over Trump.
Ha ha ha.
Did you fucking see that shit?
Oh my god, I was fucking dying, that shit was so funny.
Oh my god, it was hilarious.
Oh my god.
That would have been rolling
Oh man good XP that right guys good xp good stuff good stuff good stuff
Good stuff.
the
I'm not getting any a gold neck or a BSM. I'm getting so much MAI APs. Not just I run them with that.
Huck Brick Kid. Anyway, Merry Christmas, Brother Bear.
What? Merry Christmas.
or sell their shirt you're wearing.
That I don't know because it's part of their like monster athlete
catalog. I think it might only be for monster athletes like myself
and professional gaming athlete. I'm not actually sure if you can buy this one.
For athletes.
Like me.
I can't know what they send me a catalog. They're like, what do you want? Okay? Give me this
He sports arena gamer I am actually an eSports athlete. I have professional eSports winnings
I'm a professional athlete, okay?
Theo, thank you.
A lot of stuff.
Bandit, yes it is.
Yes it is.
And our kais, thank you, two months.
months. shared earnings with scump. Yeah, I won money with scump who's an actual professional
eSports athlete. That makes me legit. I competed with scump in call duty and we won money. That
makes me a pro athlete but that doesn't make me a pro athlete then what the fuck
does
I'm a pro, yeah, professional, athletic
And Double Left, who's a League of Legends bro.
Shoot guns on my wall? I mean, I can. Not at this particular moment in time. Can I just...
Well, I mean, I guess I could, but it would be highly unwise to do so. But I guess, yeah,
technically I could.
the
it all in a boat and terminal only res you forgot the Kerman case rep
the back and get it
no I've never done a desk pop
Never done a desktop.
Well, I have to say I've never done that.
a premature discharge. We're still loading the guns. We're still loading the guns, right?
and
you don't know the full of the P.K.M. I mean this video on my Twitter
can I still get the Hono for that?
Can I get the Hono?
I don't fucking mind over here
Over here.
Let us go to the Labyrinth.
The Labyrinth.
We're going to the Labyrinth.
out of my way scab
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Out of my ways!
Another one!
Hey, you're not listening to me!
Yeah.
Your mother your sister your sister
your sister's ass your sister's ass astral thank you for the five gift and subs thank
you very much kiyoshi thank you reclusive thank you you're very very much guys
I didn't bring a key card.
I didn't know about Italian, I didn't bring a fucking key card.
I didn't nobody tell me I didn't bring a fucking keyboard.
Back to square one, guys.
Nobody told me.
Hey, hey, Tony, you don't have a key card.
Hey Mr. Streamer, Mr. Streamer!
Only I brought a keycard that man would still be alive.
That, you just killed that man. I hope you all are okay with that.
You collectively as a chat just murdered that man.
Oh my god, I'm going to shot you knowingly contributed to that man's parish.
Oh, well, now I died.
There's just seven fucking people back there.
Well, just one tap me through an Alton.
How many fucking people are back there?
If this is a lever action that just killed me through an Alton, that's insane.
There's no way, right?
It's gotta be the game's sixth one.
It's gotta be.
No, a fucking lever action pens an Alton.
What?
That's just 40 pen. That's insane. How does that pen an Alton? That's stupid. That's so
stupid. Why does that work? That's so broken.
I can't believe that pens and Alton, that's even the point of wearing a fucking Alton.
I swear the Alton is like fucking paper compared to the Tijila mask.
of
the
there's that resty Mctwisty right there that's what we want
pipe
I've already bought the maximum amount.
Oh, fuck.
only I didn't forget the I didn't forget a key card not what happened
And if only, I guess they're all kind of fucked.
We're going to rock with some MAI APs or some mutants.
you
What's up Tony?
Yo!
Yeah!
Those aren't the fucking mags, I want the big ones.
The big ones that...
Here.
May I pee?
I need a key card.
A key card and a trim.
S.J. Six still thinking about how the guy's girlfriend's boyfriend is doing
while his girlfriend's boyfriend on his 12-hour shift.
Damn. I will grab your guana, guys. I'll be right back. Hold up.
you
less than three king
you
He is to know how to.
All righty.
We are back.
Yeah.
Surely I won't get one tapped by a lever action with a wristy helmet on, right?
Surely I won't die with this on.
Probably well I might.
I might. I didn't think that gun could pan a fucking halfted helmet.
But I think that was possible.
Let's go.
That good spawn.
Good, good, good spawn.
This is what this gun does against the, uh, the creatures of the labyrinth.
It's the creatures of the labyrinth like a shot at five four three two one
Called it
Oh, I told you it's like I know these things
It's like I know these things.
Man knows a thing or two about the game.
I'm like a wizard.
Run in, run in, run in, run in, run in, run in, run in.
And we cut a left, we cut a right, straight ahead across the pool, to the door.
or Kramer, thank you for four months.
They're in!
I can't die this time. Can't die this time.
I'm not sure.
No mall and their change runs
are chilled. That's like the
whole map now. No one goes in
the mall anymore. I run through
the mall like an idiot. I do
360s in the center of the mall.
No one even shoots in me. It's
wild. Everyone's outside on the
fucking mall.
It's the outside of the mall Matt now.
Oh, Reeve!
I read the manga. I've never read a manga my entire life.
manga I don't think I've ever even read a comic book in my life
hmm actually maybe that's bullshit I may have partially read like a page out of a
comic book there's no way I've ever read a full comic book though
I know what that is, but now.
Never.
That's classic book fair, John.
Whatever happened to the scholastic book fair.
They don't do that anymore.
Do they?
do that anymore. Do that.
It exists, right?
Kids don't read. Well, that's a lot. That was my next comment. I was like, kids read these days.
Although they just watch TikTok.
Kids these days don't even know how to read an analog clock with hands
They look at a clock and it has no numbers on it like a watch and I'm like, dude. How do I read that?
How do I read that right there?
What's that?
They have no idea it's insane
Hey dubs. Thank you very much
Yes, an analog clock. Yes, that's what it's called. Yes, not okay
Some scary shit it is right
Chatchy PT will do other thinking form that that implies it doesn't do it already man. I swear
Everything's chat GPT now. AI this, AI that.
of my arms let's go back to the CBT thanks for the vids and the content made military
deployments much more enjoyable. Big bug thank you. Bing Bong. Bing Bong. We lose
What's your findin' on?
Bing Bong!
Bing Bong, Bing Bong.
Once again.
Hmm.
Any minute, they'll let me into my dungeon.
Let me in my dungeon, please.
I want to go party.
I want to party.
Let me party.
For your life.
I would say to an extent bullying contributes to a healthy school environment, to an extent.
It's a damn key.
It's a bull.
I mean it depends on what you mean by bullying but like, I don't know, you can't grow up
like completely sheltered from everything.
You have to learn to like face problems and adversity and people like, people aren't
always going to be nice to you and looking out for your best interests and you have to
learn that at some point in your life.
I don't know if saying pulling was the right way to put it, but you have to learn to like
face challenges at some point.
People are going to be, you know, you're going to get older and people are going
to try to fuck you over and do things to you and you have to be able to handle
that.
I
Don't think they should get like shoved in lockers and shit, but you know like to an extent you got all you have to like
learn how to handle business
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I left fucking melted have dude
Holy shit this ammo fucking slaps.
Fucking MAI AP.
Dude that killed the shit out of him.
little bit of items on the way out.
They got fucking Bitcoin right there, baby.
Got that fucking Bitcoin right there.
That pass was, I don't know, easy XP. Holy shit.
Where was everyone in this red?
They didn't even emerge.
There's an hour of age where you're involved in information or fingertips and kids are stupid
because when everything gets handed to you, you don't learn how to figure things out yourself.
You learn how to be fed things and you don't learn critical thinking, how to solve problems
and figure things out and come up with your own solutions to things.
You can just ask AI the answer. How do I do this? How do I do this?
How do I do this? Never figure out how to actually do it?
You just figure out how to be told how to do it. It's the same thing.
Like I'm guilty of this too.
I don't know fucking directions anymore
because I just put everything in the GPS.
And I was like, how do you not know how to get around like an area where you live?
It's because I just put everything in the fucking GPS and watch it.
I don't learn the streets.
We're like when I grew up and I was learning how to drive
like I knew every street everywhere because you had to
because if you didn't you got fucking lost and you couldn't get anywhere.
But now it's just I don't have to learn anything.
I could go to the same place 20 times and not even learn how to get there
because I just put in the GPS.
It's the same thing.
I like don't even remember exits and like I'm
Honestly, I feel fucking stupid because of it, but what are you gonna do? It's just the GPS is so convenient
You look for a lab marks good one good one, but I mean you don't even need to and you don't have to learn anything around you
You just follow the fucking GPS.
You don't even have to know the name of the street you're on.
It's just like turn left.
And you're like, oh, okay, left.
Whoa, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Oh my God, I'm driving.
I'm actually so guilty of that now.
It's just like not learning directions anymore. I actually hate it
Like such an idiot
Oh
493,000 XP boys, oh
Keep on keep on good call good call good call
Good call guys.
God for what? For the labyrinth door.
You keep the device fragment? No, I don't think it makes any difference if you keep
it or not. You get a million rubles if you let mechanic keep it, I think. I don't think
it makes any difference what you do with that. Could be wrong, but my knowledge doesn't
do anything.
I would still take a paper map over taking directions from early map quest that God forsaken
GPS and printouts would take you off to be a fee for no reason.
I remember doing road trips when I was a kid we would go somewhere and we would have
Like my parents had maps in the car. They had like the book of maps for the whole country
They had like maps of every single state in the book
The atlas is like the u.s. Atlas
Yeah, you have to pull it out and go to the state and look at the road you're on and
no
Yep, I used to sit in the back seat telling them where to go
I got them lost so many times
Well, map quest was a like thing, but it kind of sucked you because map quest was, if you
missed an exit or something, or there was construction or closed road, you were fucked.
Because it only told you like the steps to get there.
didn't know how to like re-route on map quest. You still needed the map.
of
Christmas big dog thanks Paul
Actually, not a bad idea to keep one in the car anyway, cuz what if you like I don't know
What if something happens to your phone or something like that?
And they just don't know where the fuck to go
Truck stops you but then you got to dodge the lot lizards
What if China drops an EMP on the United States of America, and we lose all cellular communication?
How are we going to get to the meeting place to fight back?
What is your go-to gun now?
Get a fucker back!
The NL 5 or 5 either either variant of it either variant
You've been very
Strong teach your neighbors cat then well
I think my neighbor has a cat though
Mm-hmm
Now what if we get EMP guys you will all be fucked you guys want how to get around the block without the GPS
I'm 45. I'm 47 actually hold on. 47 a hairline might be 45 but I'm 47
second odds
wow wow wow wow
been tripped to turkey for the hair, the Turkish hairline
I don't know. I think I'm still in good shape.
I don't know how this is going to look.
For now.
Next to the gen stream.
I'm not sure because we have Tarkov drops again now, so we might take a little like
like when we coyotus, and then come back.
Kind of playing things by ear.
We didn't expect park up drops to happen.
So I had plans for things, and this threw a wrench
in all the plans.
But we got to do it.
Fuck it, we'll do it live.
There's more than one D-Gen stream.
There we go, like three or four D-Gen streams.
We're going to blast.
We're up, too.
We're up.
for now
for now we're up
for now
the B gen stream, blackjack and hookers without the hookers
Hi. Hey, curse. Thank you. Thank
you. Less than three.
That's right.
Greetings, Chenmark. How is the
we are actually almost level 55 almost there
got like 400,000 ago but the problem is so I'm gonna get level 55 and then more
than likely tomorrow we're getting an event and I don't want to prestige when
there's an event active because then it's hard to do the event so we'll probably do the event
and shit and then wait. That makes sense. That makes sense to me.
Warge of 93,000 XP to level 55. And we're right there. That's really not a lot if
I do labyrinth runs really really not a lot
I got all my bitcoins yep I got like 45 of them johns
undistract
hair transplant or gimmicks well that's crazy they definitely work
What are we talking about?
Hair transplants most definitely work.
Hey bud.
Yeah, it's not gonna look good
But if it's thinning or receding, then yeah, you'll be fine. We're like if you're just straight up fucking bald like
You know you gotta come to terms with it
I need a haircut speaking of which my shit's getting dusty.
I'm looking like I'm one zonks away from the zonk scoob.
Thank you for 10 gifted subs.
Thank you very much, Sprig.
Appreciate your homie.
Thank you.
What are you going to Turkey on Saturday?
What a turkey.
I'm turkey.
Any idea on what the Christmas event is going to be?
No.
Super cold.
Frostbite.
Huddle for warmth with your battle bros.
What's this song sex on fire you don't know sex on fire
you're doing bud
It's a classic, yeah, what you made?
You know, you're the only streamer I bought clothing from.
Oh man, thank you.
I came out in 2008.
Thank you, Mango Salsa.
overrated the song is not overrated what this is a great song that's great
this is a fucking great song not overrated at all
let me in
I've never seen Kings of Leon live. Never.
See it?
Oh, he, his name.
Did I ever go to warp tour?
I said it.
I'm doing nineteen ninety five when we watch our turn.
We're at the Ninja Turtle pond actually like this small this is a good one
5k and years easy to defend the rest of low torch torch
No torch let's see Paul Allen's blow torch
Let's see, Paul Islands.
Uh, Red Room, yes, it's very good.
Ready.
I
Yeah, he's getting killed guys
Oh, he just got slammed.
He just got fucking slammed.
Unmag only.
Honestly, he killed T'Jillus so fucking fast.
That guy?
Well, I mean, that's the fucking raid, guys, I don't know why.
There was all the XP.
I could hunt a little bit, just for the hell of it.
Okay, who are these guys?
What is this?
Average Joe's Labyrinth?
What the fuck is going on?
That's guy should be, um, back under him.
Pretty sure he's got a gun.
I'm out of here.
But he literally just ran into the trap and died.
Oh my God.
Oh, they're all clear, guys.
You know what time it is now?
The labyrinth is clear.
It's time to loot.
It's time for a little... Hold on, it's time for a little something-something.
A little something-something.
Oh.
That was the noise.
That was the splurgoint noise.
I almost shed a tear.
Nice corpses, corpses key, corpses key, functional stability is leaving me.
Ram, Ram, where's the ram? Where's the ram? Where's the ram?
I'm
Only this is the same music I use to make love to your delicious pizza when it gets delivered. Oh, yes
Oh, yeah
That's me. I'm doing that
I'm sorry.
Amen.
Oh
My body and mind
Oh my god, this guy is stacked.
Oh my god.
Yes, I'm on the right to shiiiish.
I want to talk faster let's go you can do it you can do it little to me
Come on in together, guys.
Feet.
Really glad we all just shared that together.
Let's beat the dog.
I don't care about our stink.
I don't care about our stink, it's very tight.
Let's go open up the corpses
We'll get out of here
He's got your buds
Are you gonna wear them?
I don't wear them stupid things. What are they like a sissy?
Your protection is for nerds
Oh, that won't even save me space, actually.
Okay.
I think we're good.
Yeah.
Real men go deaf.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, dude.
I don't want to pussy your protection.
Oh, I don't even have the Ariadne key.
I'm on my way to get some coffee.
Come on, let's stop.
Grab it, Mr. Killer.
Yes, you do!
Who's a good killer?
Alright, good raid. That guy stole all the fucking XP though. He killed everything.
So we have 52 minutes until the servers go down.
52 minutes until the servers go down.
that
chat who's that actor from the guy from Tau Degenites? What's his name?
I can't believe his name.
We'll feral. We'll feral. We'll feral that one. That guy. That guy. Stephen Segal.
the
the curly-headed fuck. Yep, that's the one.
Yeah, that's the one right there.
That one.
What's cracking the bracket.
A lot of things.
A lot of things are cracking.
What's your favorite frozen
is it.
Chocolate soft serve ice cream.
How many frozen? What's what else is a frozen dessert besides like a ice cream?
What else is there?
Why is there a PS ammo in that gun?
Why is that there?
What is it doing there?
Cake?
What kind of cake is frozen?
Ice cream cake?
What else is a frozen cake?
you do quick peeks. I can't seem to get it down. You can't do them anymore, the swipe.
But you cannot sprint and peek people. They changed the mechanics of it. That's probably
why you're struggling. You can't do it anymore. Can't like sprint around a corner
even anymore. It sucks but that's how it be. That's right you fucking, you real man.
Can't do it anymore. The Aussie lemonade monster, nope.
Oh, then I have a shit, it's updated.
Which is better?
Pie or cake?
cake cake definitely cake but I thought there were two in this
is one now what they change it to one
I'd say cake is better, but that's just me.
That's just me.
I don't know, maybe they fucked us up.
I don't know this.
Oh, wait, what the fuck is this, then?
Oh.
Oh, that's why.
Okay, I see.
I figured it out.
Keycard? I got one.
I got a keycard, right?
You need another hour for your drop.
Drops go until it's from 10 a.m.
Eastern to 10 a.m. Eastern every day.
You're 24-hour drops, not 12-hour drops.
Well, you got plenty of time with the servers for the game.
Do you go down in 46 minutes for the update?
Or the update?
the
460 8000 x feet ago boys
almost a day by the
I
Kita lead done Russian podcast frost event tomorrow 100% yeah, I mean they're doing an update like what else would it be right?
So we probably won't be doing
Prestige tomorrow then although I will be able to prestige tomorrow more than likely
I don't think we will be doing it
Hey dad, thanks for the streams then try to get to the fucking gym tomorrow too
make it to the gym for sure Sean thanks for the prime we're gonna have to get up
early
tries no back tomorrow but most say you wanted some cardio cardio in the morning
I wonder what the event's gonna be if it's just gonna be like a weather thing or if it's
It's going to be like a questline and a bunch of crazy shit happening.
Oh wait, I'm not popping this.
I need to stim this.
I'm going to move.
I'm going to be a new trader.
You're giving me all the presents that I want.
Santa Claus Trader.
This up here...
Hello.
I'm the nice list. Of course I'm on a nice list. Of course.
I'm not beyond the nice list.
I'm going to go left right there.
Well, no resistance.
Just slide it in right in, just like that.
It's like that, we're slithering in.
It's like that.
I'm gonna instrument servers you down. I'll raid someone and go to sleep probably
We're gonna be 13 hours deep in that johnson. So I feel like
May as well go nap for a little bit come back in the morning, right?
Bezos has tiny balls unlike this chat of a man take his money thank you world
the
Thank you
Let's open up a bunch of streams. That's what I always do
I was open a couple in case the raids don't work or things crash
The cash is the vent.
The servers go down in 39 minutes for the update for six hours they will be down and then we have an event.
Read Adam again?
Read someone else tonight?
Love Adam, that was a good deal.
I want you to mark the scene.
the
Oh
38 minute servers go down for approximately six hours to upload the update for the event in the escape from Tarkov
1.0 game version and then
That's it
That's it man
Always find me right there again.
No, you can get drops.
People just can't play the game, but the game doesn't matter about drops.
It's just the category that people are streaming and switch.
The world on my shoulders.
See event I don't know we're gonna find out tomorrow. I
Think it's frost super frozen
We're gonna have to get our super suits it's gonna be frozen
Going to be frozen
All of my Instagrams are in the description below.
All right, you didn't let me in my damn lab. Come on, man.
Streaming on Christmas. Yeah, I will probably be streaming on Christmas.
Yup.
Yup, looks like it.
They turned on the drops machine again,
so it seems like it'll be that way.
Certainly seems that way.
I don't have a family, I do.
What?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
You got a strike while the iron's hot.
I got myself a Christmas, nothing, I said I got myself an IOU that I can buy a gift
at a later date when I find something that I want to buy.
That's my Christmas present to myself.
Silly, silly, Nikita got me drops for Christmas.
That was a pretty nice gift.
I
He's back on board, you son of a bitch!
You'll double, you will double!
You, you piece of shit!
Better sleep your sectors.
We're gonna get you!
I don't fall in the ditch!
Thank you.
Thank you for not falling in the ditch, that guy is so fucking mad.
I just dance all over him with killer and to Jilla killed everything
Kind of whip the shots because my arms are toast, but that's alright
It's a quarrel
Someone else did exit
Yeah, well, that's not gonna cut it, brother.
This guy was gone in.
Hey, you just killed me.
I only had time for one raid, but I guess you're just better
than me, Har Har.
Anyway, I have to get off now and go to my second job
to help support my wife's boyfriend.
Gigi's man, I really had a great time playing against you.
It was a lot of fun.
I'll work next time.
Better look next time
Okay, we're in that shit
That all an XP all the kills all XP on the loot shit
it.
61,000 experience. Good God. Good God. He's really doing it.
I've been listening to a lot of Dream Wake lately.
Is this new DGD? No, but one of the guys that features in the song is the current vocalist
for DGD.
Same guy. Also the same guy. He's not in this. I forgot his name. He's not in this band,
he's in this song.
AJ or something?
Andrew, Andrew Wells, A-W.
Andrew.
That guy.
Dead air divine?
No, I'm honestly not a fan of that guy's voice.
Well, kinda sorta.
Let me out come on. I got loot to deposit in the loot receptacle. Let's go
Yeah. No, I don't know.
you know, that's like
Guillena, best D. G. D. era.
No, Johnny Craig was their
best vocalist for real.
I know, I know, but that was
that was the best. That was
when they were the best, dude.
Elmas maybe but who's got some fucking pipes? Well, okay, I shouldn't phrase like that. He can sing really well. He's a very good singer
Very good singer, um, I can't get out of this raid. You know what the form I gave
him. Last time I got to taste him. Yeah. His throat is talented. I don't think that you
should phrase. You should never formulate a sentence with a combination of words in
that word or ever again. I don't know if you ever arranged the letters to form the words
to form that sentence ever again.
Is the game down already?
No.
and
of
the
other fixing drops with this update
I have like six that never went to the game
I would imagine I think it's all just super delayed
and people are saying it's going it's just taking hours for some reason
I would hope so
I'm in the dark just as much as I they tell me as much as they tell you guys
They actually don't even tell me anything to be honest. I
Find out when we all find out
I don't have any like super secret insider info type shit like
I'm going to take a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
S.J. Six.
Trimadol.
Trimadal.
We stock up on food.
A little trip to the grocery store, get our fish. I want fish.
and
I'm going to clipboards in my stash, they're items that I got from a daily quest that aren't
supposed to be able to be in your stash because it's an extract item.
Card, I think I have a card.
I grabbed a card right?
Chat, did I grab a card?
I think I grabbed them, I think I'm pretty sure we got them.
It's a hot muzzin.
Thank you.
I like uppers and nuzzles.
I don't think you can even bring the clipboards into Raid.
Maybe you can.
You're not supposed to be able to bring them out of Raid, I don't think.
406,000 XP to level 55 boys
406,000 we are almost there
we are almost there
6 raids.
It would have to be 6 really good labyrinth raids, but I mean we're not going to be able
get it tonight because we only have 20 more minutes on the servers. Only 20 more
minutes on the servers. That's okay.
the
and
I don't know what a basket is but I know what you're in the
so it's
James is good. James is real good.
The burnt ass cheesecake. I don't know what that is.
Not really a cheesecake connoisseur, but I know I know tiramisu.
Why would you burn a cheesecake?
Oh
Pack yes
Yes
Why do they nerf labyrinth for the update
Oh
Do other shit chill
Chill do quests kill Caban
Shoot plays in the face. I
Honestly want them to nerf labyrinth. It's kind of lame that this is the meta for XP
Some knife.
Here we go.
You escape from Tarkov. Why go back in? Because I escaped from Tarkov with my my Russian
battle buddy Fianca. He proposed to me at the end and I got a passport to get out.
when he broke up with me and I got sent back here you took the ring back and
everything is trapped right here you can sleep for three days
sad shit like that
sad shit
You dead? Bye, soldier. You've done for a while.
Oh.
War.
Lever action, Larry, good riddance.
No, it's just out of my wear and gear pro, so everything's super fucking loud 16 minutes
That's not plenty of time.
Any time for this lab at the moment.
Five minutes queue, one more, two more minutes in here,
seven minutes, that leaves nine minutes remaining
to get in the lab and to get everything perfect.
Totally fine.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck in a corner. Okay, you go up there, scab. I'll go down here.
Shoulda learned the first time, scab.
just like that we enter the dungeon
all right i'm gonna plan for christmas this
this probably which prime on the house thank you wax thank you thank you thank you probably this
they blow in that sound
at christmas field merry christmas but i will be here all day tomorrow and i will probably be
here all day the day after that and probably the day after that and the next one
And the next day, the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and
probably the next day after that.
Truly cool shit, don't worry.
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it, I'm working on it, I'm working on it, I've got things, things have been laid into motion, which hopefully cannot be undone, hopefully, hopefully lands laid into motion.
to
a
We'll find that out shoot him in the face most likely though
Priya
Why do I feel like this visor should be down more so it's your chin's not exposed
That's just me. I'm like half of your face hanging out from that visor. What's the purpose of that?
was up Tony happy holidays happy holidays things ramen
the microphone
All right, we only have 10 minutes has got to put me in a raid. Holy shit
Well, actually, you know the servers are probably gonna go down and say 10 minutes remaining on the servers at one o'clock
We should be totally fine
The sultans are swinging.
Ba-ba-bow.
Yo, happy holidays.
Yo, thank you, Robin.
G-R-R-R-R-R-R-M-M.
here we go the sultans the sultans of labyrinth the sultans of labyrinth
They cut em, buh.
Key.
Key find quick.
Get out of here fast.
I think if there's zoomers
listening at Dying Straits,
there's not a whole lot of zoomers in this chat.
But everyone should know what song.
100% that's a generational song.
Cool bass, thank you very much, sir.
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you.
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you very much, cool.
Merry Christmas to you.
Oh!
Oh
This guy's just stalling the xp
Yeah, I don't think wearing these helmets is even remotely worth it.
Good raid.
Good fucking raid right there guys.
It's a good raid.
know, but maybe we could snick in a quick one. A little quick one. Honk, thank you for the raid.
Thank you very much. You're supposed to be in update in six minutes that takes place over the
next six hours. I don't think it doesn't look fun. It's really not honestly.
It's not really a great map.
It's kind of lame this way because ever it's just the XP meta and you need crazy XP to prestige
So people are just like I'm doing it too. We're just farming it for XP
Like no one's going there to PvP and loot and like fight over loot is just run at the bosses kill them and then leave I
Do the same thing though, but that's like it's it's just the whole goal of labored the swipe is kind of whacked
the
I mean, I don't necessarily think so. I just think Labyrinth is way too much XP. It's like
it's so, it's so much more XP than anything else in the game, even remotely, remotely,
remotely close. It's five times faster than anything else easily. If you five
minute it's probably ten times faster than anything.
Hell yeah, I don't know are they actually down yet?
I would smoke this guy one versus one.
Damn, you would smoke a guy?
Holy shit.
I didn't need to know that.
Brando, thank you.
Dillson, thank you very much.
This guy said he's a smoker dude.
Holy shit.
With two hands or one?
Shit.
Damn.
Lord
This guy just came in here and talking crazy
Like you're free to do what you want, but I don't know if you should be running to twitch
I'm saying that you're gonna suck down dude. So it's kind of wild
and
Some real freaks out at night
some real freaks
The freaks come out at night type shit doing some strange
Even the monocle of whiskey though he's gonna give him the Bubba
He's gonna give him that that bubble bill
Sam.
In a leopard runeus, in a leopard runeus.
Pop a head to the right a little bit, and four.
of
the
death of
death
of
Oh my god, I can't air.
My customs change a scenery.
What's the server?
Is it supposed to go down very shortly?
I just did like a lot of fucking labours in the room.
I could use a little bento break from that.
Oh my god, this guy's not killing.
of
them
of
Bottom times two.
Nice shot, I gotta be careful.
I'm going to be shot, I gotta be careful, I don't really know where it was, I'll leave
to my right.
the
what fucking ammo did he just shoot me with?
You're only 10 minutes.
They have a lot of these guys.
Why do you guys even try it, like, like, why even, why do you test me?
Stop trying, give up, I don't fucking pass!
Easy.
Easy they actually fucking handed that to me to be honest. They literally just handed me that
He can be one by one
Bye
Yes, I'll get it you'll dex in that
That mag was Eagle deck
That explains it.
Honestly, Eagle Deck... oh, nice gun.
Eagle Deck in this gun is, like, fucking broken.
It's actually so fucking broken.
You kill people stupidly fast with it.
Bonkers, man.
Eagle dick?
Eagle ugly glocklinix?
Eagle dick ammo.
I don't know how else to describe it.
Just an eagle dick.
They had Mark during these guys were feeling zesty.
Yeah, so it was going down.
We got to go 10 minutes or seven minutes.
All right, we got to go.
Let's see, we might be able to take car if it's up.
Oh, perfect.
It's a new event. Not yet. There's going to be an event.
That's what the updates for. That's why the servers are going down.
Reload of Lucian.
Don't have to extract I think you're right
What the XP well tomorrow we're gonna have an event guys should be fun hopefully unless it
It sucks. I guess it could suck. I hope it's a good event. It should be good.
Don't know what the event is. We'll find out together.
No, no, no, drops. Drops will still be going.
It's just that the game is not accessible but the game doesn't have to be accessible for drops.
I'm still getting on channels.
Holy fucking shit dude, I saw like Renee come over the top.
Oh my god! I saw them flying over the roof!
Holy moly!
What do I saw that I was like is that a bird? What is that? Oh my god, it's a grenade
Wrong encryption params are at a multiple all right guys. I'm up over the night
I'm gonna go send y'all on over to mr. Fraggis
You guys show Mr. Frank some love. I'll be back on tomorrow all day every day. I
Will see you guys tomorrow for this new event. We'll check it out get more drops get more new things in the game
Appreciate y'all for chilling. Have a great night fellas. See you tomorrow. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. If I don't see you back
Good night