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Hello? Hello? Howdy, howdy, howdy Merry Christmas, fellas. Merry Christmas, fellas. All right.
Okay, Merry Merry Christmas.
Got filthy animals. How we doing? Yeah, gotta get the sleeve on. Um, so it is hot
as fuck in my room.
So hot in here.
and
Better.
Now we're gaming, we're lit now, we are lit now.
All right, what do I have to do?
Did we get more quests?
I got the news yesterday.
I'm going to be a gamer dad.
Let's go.
Check.
Congratulations, man.
Congratulations.
Merry crisis, merry Chrysler and so on.
Merry Kranos.
Kranos.
Did they give us more quests today for the event?
I don't know if they're dead or not.
Did they give us the quests?
What does that mean?
Oh.
Illumination.
No.
Nothing yet?
No new thing?
Nothing?
No new thing?
Damn.
Really?
All right.
Well.
Maybe we'll get one.
the
the
the
the
Santa Mark less than three.
Santoni.
and
you
Oh my god, my voice is cooked.
DUN DAH!
Gonna get hot in this hat, I'm peeling it up.
Oh shit.
It's gonna get real hot in this hot.
Have some fun.
I
Okay
right the fuck am I over here we might do more transit stuff oh I need at least one
up today I can't just start right into transit stuff there's no way they wake up a little
bit you've been at this truck
We got incoming hostiles.
Bogeys, 12 o'clock chat.
We got Christmas bogeys.
Like that was like the weirdest aim punch I've ever seen in my life what the actual hell
just happened.
My scope dude my scope was at the top of my screen.
It was at the top of my screen.
What the hell was that?
Dude did you see my reticle was up here what the fuck.
I've never seen that before.
Yeah, that's not how I thought that was gonna go down, but that's okay. That's how it went down
Morning Timmy's Christmas already
Christmas is ruined
Christmas is ruined.
I want one, I want one.
I want to be the fucking Grinch.
Grinch sucks.
You ruined Christmas.
Nobody likes the Grinch.
Who likes the damn Grinch?
Nobody.
Who bid?
Undistruct.
Oh my absolute.
Oh my absolute.
I need to shrug.
Oh my absolute.
I feel like I'm a fucking Chewbacca right now.
I got that
at the moon
sound
of
them
Mary Christmas your filthy animal
Christmas
My filthy what I do to be filthy
Okay, let's go
That's only my fucking eyeballs are working today
GGs grow you just killed me and my family on Christmas day
We only had time for one game after my 12 hour shift
I mean at least he wasn't going to do something for his boyfriend, his blood type, ragoo.
He hasn't grown for his wife's boyfriend or anything.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Aw, thank you very, very, very much sir.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Somebody's in here.
Oh, there's two.
Oh!
I gonna fucking kill you!
It's the fucking Grinch!
I
Peace oh shit
Let's go, you moron!
Fuck, is he down on the left?
Oh, wait, he's on the right?
Okay, dude, that sound like he's on the left to me.
I shouldn't have went prone.
It actually fucked me, because I don't even know what happened, to be honest.
But it fucked me.
It could have been too.
Maybe it was two?
Maybe it was two?
I don't know how to audio fuck me up a little bit there might have been two.
Also this should not have gone pro, no it was just really dumb.
that was just a dumb so I was confused because I heard the shot and then I was
like what the fuck he's on the left I thought he's on the right and then nope
he was on the right thanks bum all right I might need to take the hat off
honestly that's a little it's a little distracting and it's quite hot in there
I'm sweating in that thing.
It's alright.
Brack, thank you very much for the bitties, brother.
Happy the day of your choosing Tony and Shazam.
You as well. You as well, you as well.
Yeah, I need to wake the fuck up, honestly. These are the game when you're, like, not all in the zone.
I'll check a monster. I might. I might have to butt chuck a monster. I still have to
next
on how we got to do that
of
and
Don't you ever forget it
With that anyway, Merry Christmas Tony Merry Christmas, man
Thank you
Maybe a little rats are maybe well that's of
Because I do be having an ash 12 up there over yonder
Yeah, we could get cranking with this thing
All right, let's see what troubles we can get ourselves into these are baby. Let's go
I'm going to send out some texts.
What did you get Saber for Christmas?
Hello Toys.
Hello Toys.
Oh, yeah!
Santa bought me a Scar 17s.
My wife is nuts.
That's a good wife.
W wife, okay? Wait, oh no, Santa bought the gun. Okay, no, W Santa, W Santa. The wife will get over it. She'll get over it eventually.
She'll get over it eventually.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh my gosh.
Merkrimmer's dog.
Merkrimmer's chat.
Oh
Thank you very much guys, I'm all over the place this morning.
You're locked the fuck in.
You're locked in.
I'm all over.
I think I do need to butt chuck a monster real cool.
I need some food honestly.
a little beef and rice or
something. A little beef and
rice or something. Get the
mood set.
Oh, shoot.
Shoot.
That room assaunt.
Merry Christmas, mother.
Would you like a gun collection even fit on the entire wall behind you?
Cheers from my wife's boyfriend.
I would need like 20 walls.
Like this.
I need a lot of walls.
I'm just going to build a house out of guns.
A couple of people in front of us hold up, hold up, a couple of people, a couple of
people.
Let's go.
The worst that could happen, somebody pops out of a window and blasts me.
Merry Christmas, Tony.
Is there actually a guy?
There's a guy there? What the hell?
I have no fucking idea who these guys are anymore.
oh he just got sniped oh my god he just got fucking sniped man rest in peace
rest in peace man
get the loot stay low keep your head down
Yeah, we love her actions.
return. He told him the guy that I was looking for that ran across earlier, shot him in the
bolt action I think sounds bolt action
he's probably in the window on the
Well, he definitely was, definitely was in that window.
Bob Saget!
Mr. Saget, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you very, very much. Merry Christmas to you, brother.
Mr. Bob, thank you. Air Supreme, thank you for the 5 gifted subs.
Where's this fucking... there's a sniper at the...
They're cool, huh?
I might need an armor repair kit worth.
That even worth me bringing out.
400, 3-fitting.
And I got max strength.
I do have a max strength that we got now what can we do?
there nobody there
I think we need to get off the reserve for real.
Oh, that's very good.
Very good thing you had a poor roar.
Don't forget your beanie.
Don't forget your beanie.
Don't forget your beaning.
Don't forget your beaning.
Appetex, thank you sir.
Thank you very much for the five gifted brother.
Thank you.
Thank you sir.
and everything over and I'm fighting with broken bones.
All right.
Come on, game, give me out of here.
But the new in-ears, I mean they're good if you're wearing an Alton
I don't think they're like good other than that, but
You're wearing an Alton they seem like the best way to go I
Don't see why you wouldn't wear them
Yes, they're expensive
I don't know why you would want to scope on us because I don't know why you would want
scope on an ash 12 but let's do it anyway revolt thank you very very much thank you so much for that man
it's show
let's try customs again customs have a lot of people
I would eat thank you for the five gifted subs as well. Thank you very much man. We're trying
you
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
All righty, we're good
Yo, what's good Tony? Yo
I'm so out of it today. I don't know what happened last night
Think we need
Merry fucking Christmas Tony's pizza. That's what we're missing here
Game too hard honestly, baby
Hey, I just need some food to me, too.
Ooh, this is not the spot you're looking for, man.
This is not the spot you're looking for.
I don't wanna, okay, no.
We are drawing near
we are drawing near
I didn't get any XP from the transit yesterday because I got killed at the interchanged streets
transit like the transit two streets on interchange there was a guy sitting in the corner and
and I ran up to it and he killed me.
With an MP5.
Are people on crack today in this game? What the fuck is going on?
I
Know where the work
There's no way the fucking work. Oh my god. Oh, that's hilarious. What a
What an angle. Oh my, can't get through the door please. What an angle on that. Oh my.
He's so confused how he just died. Dude, he has no idea.
He's just right here. He's playing this. He doesn't realize that there's a gap there.
Dude, that sucks.
That really sucks.
Ash 12 right to the foot like that, right to the foot, that's how the game goes sometimes.
you get and sometimes you get got and there's nothing you could do about it.
not bad
not bad
my chair is all like
I'm alright today, so I'm ZOF.
fuck that's a pmc
that was a scab what the fuck
happy christmas to me you are best
merry christmas to you that was a scab
so bright
god snobland
ah god snobland
Snowblown.
Ass-12 Sniper.
Ass-12 Sniper.
The Sniper!
They have a 257 XP on about too late now.
Too late now, we got things to do and I have zero frames.
But why do I have zero frames in this game anymore?
Like oh
What is going on every time I game after this? I don't think it's gonna matter, but actually the zero frames
go for the run
go for the run
I
Fucking die
of
the
of
the
of
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Get off the damn video games on Christmas.
Get off the damn video games, son.
There's another one.
I hear another one.
Oh no, this is the scab, that's the scab.
That guy up there.
Christmas is here now.
Oh brother. You as well, you as well he looted him for me. How kind. How kind of him.
Let's do that shadow on the left. The fucking muzzle brake shadow. Look at that big, it's
I get it
I'm the keys whoopsies whoo that fucking shadow on the left is huge
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, I'm going to write I didn't bring any of my keys.
This is kind of foolish.
Jack of Spades, thank you for the 10 gifted subs, brother. Merry Christmas, man.
Thank you, sir.
The fatty 10 gifted, thank you very much.
Oh, Nikita didn't upgrade the servers for Christmas, did he now?
How the Grinch stole my Tarkov frames, GG.
I'm gonna look up there.
I don't want to do that for Christmas.
Oh, I bought Star God Frames.
Man's died.
Man's died.
He's partisan.
What did I see?
What was that?
Am I gonna lie to you?
I'm going to kill you.
I'm glad I checked in on them.
Oh!
Downscarve.
Oh
Pity the scab
So far so good and so far by coding over thank you so much for the subject that's good Lord
Asian thank you for the bitties as well Merry Christmas
nice gavs
fucking die
alright no more scope dash 12
no more scope dash 12
dash 12 this is a fucking terrible idea this is not the way to do it
my Christmas thank you job
Oh yeah, that fucking hurts you now, didn't it, you piece of shit?
Little player scab?
That that hurt!
12 to the Pichadil. Try to run the nuts.
No way he moved there the last second. No way dude. Python thank you for the five
gifted subs. Thank you very much Merry Christmas.
Good day, I'm a Skyland.
three kills. I would try all
streets action with the 12.
streets action with the S 12.
see what happens.
I drops. I'm not getting my
drops. Oh, my drops.
And I'm getting drops maverick and goose. Thank you for the five gifted subs. Nealio. Thank you Guinness. Thank you
Appreciate you fellas
Thank you very much guys
Merry Christmas brother. Yes, sir you too
You too
hell.
It's going.
It's going.
Let's get that scope off of
that was a horrible idea.
That a lot of good ideas that
was not one of them.
Zerzim Zaymi?
I think I just got Zerzim Zaid.
Hit me with that Zerzim.
come by the fire. Located mark the first button skiers route.
Let me any target run a pom pom on woods
Like I was ahead of the curve and bought out all the pom pom hats
What do you think the four spots are for the room?
the fire. Um,
those are disputed ground. The root goes through. Where's his
route?
Oh, I didn't I don't only five targets. What do you think his
route is located mark the first second spot?
Move a few weapons shipments without a plan my lads will end up buried in the snow
Find good spots along along the route and mark them with IR strobes is it that like the
They'll be moving from the RUA of checkpoint by the lake headed northeast towards the village
They'll be moving from RUF checkpoint by the lake.
RUF checkpoint is the gate.
I don't know.
We'll just have to look.
We'll have to look, we'll grab food, hello?
you
Clank, clank.
I have four markers. Yeah, I don't know where we need to put them. But I'm guessing it's
just somewhere along the road. Sure, there's some spots along the road to put them. That's
that's what it seems like. I'm assuming there will be a lot of other people trying to do
this right now. We're going to see a lot of pom-pom wears. A lot of pom-pom wears.
I'm dropping through the very, oh my god, I'm a mess today.
Wow, 40 months go by fast. Merry Christmas, my brother.
Merry Christmas, my friend. Thank you.
I'm all fucking messed up today. I don't know what's happening.
I'm sorry.
Other time. Thank you very much, sir.
estimated time five minutes and 30 seconds
The new loading bar doesn't really do anything now. It is kind of accurate though. At least
the estimated time was yesterday.
I still want to know how they even get that estimation, the estimated weights on.
Thank you.
Oh, it's a real blizzard.
Alright, so I guess we start.
We'll start at Ruath Gate.
Having a good Christmas?
Yes, sir.
I don't know where these locations are supposed to be.
We'll start at the gate and then I don't know where to head.
Is that the car extract?
The road doesn't really connect to...
Like the road doesn't cut through here.
I mean, barrels of fire.
I did.
There are, aren't they?
That's not a bad theory.
Let's see, we'll just start at the gate because that's where it's at.
because that's where it said.
Along the road on the BTR path.
Yeah, that was my other assumption that it could be just follow the BTR route.
But yeah, I think the BTR goes through the train depot and you can't get there without the BTR.
First one is inside the med camp med tent and really.
That's not what I would have guessed.
Okay so it's at POIs then.
know. It's going to be a POI's, then it seems like, if that's what there's one in here.
Oh, is it at this fire barrel? Nope. Got it. Okay, so we're looking for fire barrels.
We need POIs with fire barrels.
That's Santa Claus.
that's Santa Claus
That's the first one. Second spot.
First, second, third, so that's the first one.
Where would the second spot be?
I think it's just like the POIs, man.
Guards, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you very much, brother.
Thank you, sir.
I have to kill ship for the quest, guys.
Counts as they target.
I don't know where these other stops be down here, probably.
I'm guessing like along the road down here I'm gonna follow the road like the
The VTR path from here to the vehicle extract.
That's a good starting point.
It's not a stop.
No fire here?
I have no fire here.
Oh, no, good.
Oh, that was a shot in half right there.
Fireworks?
I got fireworks?
What fireworks do?
Oh my god, my armor.
Am I calling Santa Claus?
It's a red flare, basically.
We'll do it with the extract.
Okay, I need to find fire barrels.
Fire barrels.
where would faias be
christmas brother
christmas
you very much
by the rock left, the big rock over here, the red duffel bag rock behind sawmill.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, there could be. I think I know what you're talking about right there,
right?
th
th
th
th
Okay, good call on the barrel, but that's not one of the spots.
This is northeast from here.
Yeah, I think we're on the wrong part of the map.
I think we have to go.
I like the old sawmill
There's one in the filing cabinet shack, the other side of lumber
Just passed by that
and
TV bunker old sawmill and we're next to the car, wait people found them already?
Okay, well people fighting PvE man damn PvE questers going mad
I mean I guess that makes sense
I just figured cuz you're talking about the BTR roots that it was along the road
but I get how that path makes sense.
It does make sense.
It's looking like the four markers guys. It's Medcamp, ZB16 Bunker, Old Sawmill, and
Vehicle Extract. Merry Christmas Tony. Merry Christmas Denny.
I think you wrote back on thank you as well
Up to no good
There's a little tomorrow
Where are we going
What's this bunker at? It looks so different. There we go.
There's another building up right there, and we should be able to see it from up here.
and we should be vehicle extract and done
I like somebody really wander through here before us.
That's enough of the PvPVE shit.
Who cares?
The PvPVPVPVPVP.
Who gives a fuck?
Who gives a fuck?
Who gives a fuck?
Who gives a fuck?
Who gives a fuck?
Who gives a fuck?
and
There's next to car extract.
Where's the spot?
There's a firepower gun by the river.
A plant.
I'm not just saying plant, why is it so buggy?
That's really a wonky, but it must be a different area to place it.
That's not as fucky as that, that's probably right at the edge of the zone.
Now we got all four of them, there we go.
Done.
Just like that baby.
All my fireworks.
Wow!
So pretty.
it's
you should be wait for it
It's crazy loot, crazy loot.
and
oh my god moist well moist moose thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs
thank you so much moose thank you very very much Merry Christmas bro
Up to no good.
This is my job now.
Where is it?
Oh, there it is.
Wow, it's on a sled.
on a sled.
Christmas presents.
Christmas presents.
Oh.
Oh God, I'm just standing up here.
A far bunch of trash, guys.
The yellow.
Man, the gas mask might be worth something for that craft boat, whatever.
Whatever man.
It's undusted.
There's trash on there.
There's a few undercats.
But it wasn't like, you guys said juiced.
It was like, oh my god, juiced.
Oh my god, it's juiced
There's so many riches and items in there wow you need to get it
again. All right.
Like he card. I mean, yellow key cards like 200 K
200 K or something. It's nothing. I'm crazy.
I'm just going to try to play.
Alright, we're gonna have to quest. Hopefully we get a few more.
Brooklyn...
Oops, shit.
I don't know about you guys, but does your phone just fucking blow up with a million
Merry Christmas.
I thought I'm complaining or anything, but it's just like fucking
getting nuked.
and
of
the
most of
Thank you. Holy shit, these things got expensive. But I actually made profit on these.
the
money
Bye bye TNT guys.
turn my phone off on Christmas it's the one holiday every year i actually don't care if one of my
customers has a problem they can deal with it but today fair chilling at home with the family
watching tv playing video games and eating delicious food fair and stale i agree with that oh he gives
I agree with that. Yeah, just made like a mail off of a mail off of fucking
Those hats those nice
They just have to go back to woods and plant these things again, and then kill 15 things with a gun on woods
On the
and
for
it to
run through and run down the line
It sounds like a Greek song, it's Metallica.
and
all
of
All the
criminals people
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
You're goddamn right I did.
Where else are you gonna get that high quality shit?
Merry Christmas Tony. Thanks for being consistent. Thank you, sir holidays. Thank you very important to some people
Keep going you deserve the success
Thank you for the kind words sir. Merry Christmas.
Is this quest actually though? I just have to go back to the same spots that I just went to.
Go to these spots, mark them, go back to those spots, plant TNT.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Bye.
I'm working on them.
couple minutes ago. We're all finishing them up.
We're finishing them all up.
They're actually going to be fun for us.
Hello, we got a...
We got to... we're gonna have to backtrack a little bit.
Bought your son a dart gun that leaves welts. Well, that was a good idea.
Christmas is rude.
Where's the goddamn gun? I can't find the bunker in the snow because it...
It looks different. Everything is different in the snow.
It just said place. Where do I place them?
How come placing items in this game is always the most difficult thing in the world?
They give you like a three square inch area where you need to place items.
And you gotta search for the one pixel, you have to exactly stare at one pixel to be able
place your item for your quest oh boy we're getting a mighty storm out of
here it's actually some cozy snow that they got
The weather outside is frightful.
Well, okay, so the wind sounds really loud because of these headphones I have on.
These headphones make ambient sound really loud, but you have to wear a Ushanka, so
you can only wear your buds without...
I'm not an ugly sweater for Christmas. I'm not an ugly Christmas sweater guy.
That I'm not really into. Denied. Denied. Thank you so much for that, bro. I appreciate
that one, man. Thank you very, very, very much.
Wait, you can wear GSSH with your shank again?
You put it back?
Oh, wait, that's actually huge.
Alright, well that's going to make doing setup way easier for people.
I have to kill 15 targets at once.
I have to go hunt a little bit for scabs, I haven't seen any yet.
Square crab, thank you for the 5 gift kid.
Thank you very much my Christmas.
I should have given up on the war.
Okay.
all right well that guy's invincible okay
day two of putting three eggs and bacon in my fitness palapwats next big dog
told you tired of being a fat fuck
I'm playing
good I'm 80 fucking sucks for me this way I I don't know why I keep trying to
use it. M80 does not kill people for me. It never does. Yeah, this wipe, it's been horrible
for me.
I've had very bad luck with that meeting.
I also weft like.
I'm not sure.
That's not going to be my fault.
They added my favorite gun in my collection I can lap in town.
Oh, love you, Tony.
Keep up the content and Merry Christmas, brother.
Merry Christmas.
Oh.
Merry Christmas, Tony, and chat.
Merry Christmas, here for the holidays.
and
we've got
we have a back
I need something for a lot of
me on break
I'm farled up
Why oh my god
you. Rotating sushi 25 gifted subs. Good gracious. Thank you so much. Merry Christmas,
God damn thank you very much, sir
But Ness, thank you so much, bro
Every time I see you you're chewing something gotta eat brother
How to eat
and
has got to eat
and
and
Some openings on many more ammo cases.
And we're getting fucking.
Oh.
OK.
Let's go.
I guess I still need to keep it to 15.
Oh, 14.
That's just 14.
Thanks, Miko.
Zushi, thank you so much again, brother.
Thank you.
Not the same thing.
Mm-hmm
This game trash, thank you. I've seen the nutsack. Yes, truly on Novak
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you very much for our Christmas. It's elastic. Thank you for the program
You can wear GSSH with you shanka again guys they changed it you were just a sage again, so
Go and do your fucking setup with that next time. That's the way to do it
Mmm
What was that gun?
I just forgot the I need to do.
I forgot something.
It'll come to me.
It'll come to me.
It'll come. Real man won't even wear body armor during setup.
Honestly, you might have better luck.
We were doing the no armor. The no armor kills on factory last night and they weren't as miserable as you would think.
think. Honestly I feel like armor in this game it's more just like most of the
time it doesn't do anything anyway. So not wearing it other than like scabs at
the end of the world. You're better off wearing it for sure, but what it works, it's really
nice, but I feel like most of my deaths, it doesn't make a difference.
That is an ugly charging handle on that gun.
What charging handle is this?
The mask.
Duck.
It was ugly.
Test drive part one changed yesterday.
They changed it.
They changed a bunch of the test drive quests.
They're all different requirements now.
Yeah.
They changed them.
I
Mean are you guys getting faster queues since yesterday because I am not and they said that the update was given faster queues
So I don't know if they lied, but I think they lied honor all the same
Well I
I
Swear they just put that in the patch mode so people back. Oh the cues are faster. Wow
They just throw them in there
Not a bad spawn for planting our stuff.
Not a bad one.
Okay, that charging handle is going to make me scream.
I just aimed in. Look at that charging handle.
I am looking at these 36 and it feels like my XP is moving really slow.
Now I'm somehow connected so I can get traded to loyalty and perform.
Quests, gotta do quests and now transiting gives you a shit ton more XP.
So transiting from raid to raid and then living at the end of it all gives you a fuck ton now.
every time you transit it adds like a multiplier to your your XP gain but you
have to survive
or if you're confident as fuck labyrinth is insane XP if you kill the bosses
and labyrinth
I'm assuming he's going to come over here and try to.
No, thank you so much for the five gifted
Thank you very much. Thank you Barakas
Why can't I find a fucking purple ornament because you're looking for it this game knows it
That's how it works. You didn't get the memo?
This is fucking SR-25, guy.
of
a little loud in here
I'm sure I'm.
I always said, this is our class.
Actually, my opinion is that this is our class again.
Good dog.
No, I did the fuel conditioner one, but there's another one now.
I don't know what he needs me to do, but I'll look in a second.
marker spots are med camp DB16 bunker old sawmill middle house and right here
where I'm at
Merry Christmas, Tony.
Thank you, Elliot.
Merry Christmas.
old saunel, yeah old saunel, that means saunel, that means saunel
the old saunel
You got to have kills.
Palakka, thank you very much.
are my scabs? Where are my scabs? Christmas rattle.
Okay, so we're going to look right there, not to shabby, not to shabby at all.
them crow sound ridiculous. What are you some kind of crow master? Are you the crow master?
You speak for the crows?
Throw a magnet and more like it.
I like it.
Okay.
Another one.
Another one.
I thought he was more straight ahead he was to the right a little bit yeah I thought he
straight ahead. Like you had shot me. I don't think the health would have mattered.
That didn't even matter. They didn't even matter. Dude, what is that hit count?
One holy fuck 388 armor damage for what the fuck
That guy took like 12 shots to die. I hope you have a good day. Happy immortal. Thank you
Holy fuck that I
My guns are not killing today. I do leg meta
and
of
of
is a
GSSH
you
What is a gun?
What is a gun?
Hmm
What should we use?
of
black mdr it's bad now dude
it's bad
I want to use some kind of like SMG but I don't think that's really a great idea
Merry Christmas Stoney
What's the best product of the years that doesn't break the bank but still good this wife
mp7 mp7 it's always pretty solid
That's something that I haven't been really using
Using a D goal
is why the hell not is why the hell not
I'm going to give you a little bit of reason why I'm not pinkie, thank you for the six
gifted sir, thank you very much.
Thank you pinkie.
I do a rip ammo I guess.
and two, everyone's wearing like, um,
that's Quakemaker, Quakemaker's house, I'm Jadie,
five, everyone's wearing like, um,
Ushanka's and shit, so,
I should be able to just full auto their fucking face
with a vector and kill them, right?
Like no one has a helmet on at the moment.
Let's go, A-okay emoji,
hot suit emoji
Today really hard to play yeah, yeah, I've died of quite a bit. I've died quite a bit
Mm-hmm
But we do P90 like meta too should buy some ammo for that I don't have a lot
I
Fell restore
Thank you for 10 gifted subs. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, I'll bill
Bell fell and I'd say it. Thank you so much for any gun time
There's no many gun
Ain't got no many gun
I'm not sure.
Nice FedEx so bad.
FedEx is the worst bro.
The worst.
Christmas body. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Overnight a package using FedEx yesterday. Well, that's on Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve, you can't
I ain't a fucking package that's not gonna go well you gotta at least like two days before
that ain't gonna work
yeah that's not gonna lose that one that one's getting lost 100%
Oh, dang, oh, dang, prestige after this whole event is over, because prestige, if I prestige
now I won't be able to do the event.
So we're going to prestige after the event.
We wouldn't be able to do it.
Six minutes estimated time.
Ho-la-mo-la.
See event?
There's like a winter quest line and stuff.
It's just quest right now, but it
looks like it's going to turn into something
you would think.
You would think PSU.
Happy holidays, Tony.
C-Sonic, 1200 watt, gold, something.
Think OSU.
Oh.
OSU.
Oh.
The game?
Ohio State. I don't know what OSU is. No, it's a game. I'll Google it. Good. OSU game.
It's going to give me Ohio State.
A freeware rhythm game.
This?
Oh, I've seen it.
OK, this makes me not want to.
That makes me not want to play that.
They just released a new OSU map.
like actually in the game they put that that's really in the game
is that
did they really
did they really put that in the game
okay
that doesn't shock me at all.
go down. You gotta go down.
And go down.
When they released the Epstein files, I did not expect them to release a remake of
I don't get it. What happened to Black Ops? I don't remember what happened.
I do not remember the campaign at all except the numbers Mason the numbers what do they
They mean...
That's all I remember from it.
of
of
of
of
of
We're going to kill each other by the time I get there.
Oh, where'd they go?
what there on the rock
up there
what there?
killed saddle
empty rifle the rifle is empty believe it there's no good what are we doing with empty rifle
are we getting them all right or are we getting them
I'm riding around, I'm gettin' it.
I'm riding around, I'm gettin' it.
I'm not killing that with a vector.
Not killing him with a vector.
Oh, my Lord Gingerbeer, thank you so much, man.
Thank you very, very much, sir.
and his elves will ride through your mother, you fish.
Also, Merry Christmas Tony Lutton.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Ginger,
thank you so much to you.
Very much appreciated.
Merry Christmas, my love.
Thank you.
I'm guessing Sturman's probably dead, for those of me for a second, and then I'll
actually, you know.
It's a guy right there.
This beard is fucked this guy.
Maybe I should have went for the headshot.
Yeah, that shot worked.
All you know, one's got helmets on right now.
Oh no, he did.
He had a fucking...
Never mind.
He has a fucking KELOMASK on.
Holy shit.
I move back just feeling pretty solid right now.
Someone was talking shit about it too before they were like Vector on Woods, Kepp W?
Thanks, Chany, this is Bo Haller, thank you for the 5 gifted man.
Thank you so much, Holla. Thank you very, very much, brother.
B-b-b-b-b-b-bushy-wookie! Thank you for the five as well, sir.
Thank you, Wookie.
Thank you very much, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Gage and Target, party down,
I keep whatever gear I will use and anything I won't use I sell.
I have things I like and things I don't like.
It's not something I'm going to use at some point.
Bye bye.
Put a scout house, I guess.
These scab pills.
Beer me my good sir. Beer me blaza.
Thank you very much for the fact that the Merry Christmas man.
Thank you.
Looking for scabs, how many more do I need?
We need eight kills, eight anything.
Could be PMCs, could be scabs, could be Santa Claus,
could be, okay, let me put it away.
Rudolph.
my blind where's the scabbard's yelling
my blind there's no scabbard here, right?
oh it's the fucking Grinch
it's the fucking Grinch
Oh my scabs he's gonna take them all get away from my scabs you demon!
And they already see me how do people like no I don't understand
Yeah, just doesn't like I don't understand how people they just always fucking know
That absolutely
They can get here me shoot that scab from that far
Pretty far way
Thank you in here that far
maybe with the new changes but I'm still decently far I could barely hear them
it's soccer
I guess I do have a GSSH on, it's not optimal, okay, do I buy him with the BTR and kill
What's going on?
What's that? I don't know what that...
I'm not going to be a cheater, I'm not going to kick you out.
Hello.
See you later.
What's the BTR quest that I have?
Elf Employed.
Eliminate scabs at the train depot on Woods.
Oh well I need to take a ride though.
scavs at the train
we can find him again
he's gonna go to checkpoint
and
I don't know how long it's going to take for him to get over here.
There's been a lot of running this road.
It's good. It's good, but they do have stuff that they need to fix. They fucked a bunch
of stuff up. It has to be expected. I don't know, it's been good.
and
here we go fuck
where did he go?
It was right in front of me.
What the hell?
of
I can't, they're everywhere, I don't get it.
I don't get where that guy was on the left.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
were two of them but I don't know where that guy on the left came from. I don't know.
I don't know.
What's kind of sucks right now?
What's kind of sucks right now?
Merry Christmas, dude. Thanks for streaming today.
Thanks, lamb.
Mm-hmm
Blue for a loco, thank you so much man. Thank you very very much for that
I've never had 15 kills on Woods take so fuck him long.
Ghost is awesome.
and
and
I didn't save the vector build that I don't think I did
Get them Christmas spools.
Okay.
My bags.
There's no bags.
I'm going to be on my way to my mom my Christmas, man
Alrighty
We gotta take the btr as well. We're gonna have to hit it a bunch of times. We got money, which is good
We got the money
to stop dying
many Christmas chat. I promised to take my grandmother to Applebee's and watch Magic Mike Double XL today. Hopefully she doesn't get too excited.
Okay, I'm gonna run the bathroom. I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
and the
and the war back
and the war back
Thank you for 10 gifted subs thank you very much golden arm thank you don't hassle off
any purventory event of the golden arm again for the tier 3 squids thank you to the prime
another quick mayor quick man quick maker it's like 85 damage and zero pen it's okay
It's alright.
Not the greatest ammo in the world, but it can kill people.
Oh man, I want to get off a wood so bad.
I think I literally died every raid.
No, that's not true.
I've died a lot of these woods raids.
Certainly I'll get scabs at the village, right?
for sure. It would have not spawned these scabs. No way.
Upwards? I hate this map. I hate it.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I just have to remember where I fucking GSSH and I can't hear people.
Where did this guy go?
Dude, someone was right fucking here.
Where did he go?
The bull just been vanishing for me on this mount.
I swear I saw that running right there.
I don't hear him.
I don't know.
There you are.
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
I can't hear that guy sprinting from this far with GSSH.
Gssh that's really bad no wonder I've been fucking dying that guy was just sprinting across the street I couldn't hear him
But the Lord get these things off of me
So DMR
I
That guy was full sprinting it's like well, I don't know what is I 40 meters couldn't hear him at all
just gssh i guess it just they're terrible right now but i know they're not good but
I thought I would hear that distance. That was almost really bad.
Okay, I gotta find the BTR.
I have to go to train depot and kill scabs.
I have to wear a Ushanka for this quest.
I'm not wearing Ushanka willingly, trust me.
And just saying, hey, you know what I feel like wearing right now?
Fucking Ushanka.
Yeah, that's a good idea, right?
I'm gonna do set up all over again.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about, but
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm making a zeno, a zeno.
Is it too fire still?
It's going to go a bit down here.
Not bad, man.
Not too bad.
And the BTR, if it spawned they would have just spawned in so we can catch it at a junction
up ahead.
But it is on the map, it should be up there.
if my calculations are correct.
a
dead body
a
a
a
a
a
Someone in there?
Someone in the BTR or is he just pissed off?
I think I drove off pretty sure drove off
That's a fucking loud oozzy, that's an oozzy.
There's one loud oozy.
I'm going to drop off all.
I'm a fighter in the sawmill.
That was another guy.
You should get out of here. This is a really bad place.
There.
I don't know what that guy's sniping is I can't really see him from that angle
Now the BTR is not actually stuck, you just set it in that quest that you get, he's still
driving around. And I do need to find him.
Here's one more kill.
I'll be getting a checkpoint.
One kill and I need the BTR. We might just hang out at checkpoint until the BTR comes back.
I
Run a deer for Kappa. Yes, I think only three kills this way
Three grenade kills that that you should just get more Malibu playing
Five five five's not
It's not very much at all.
You don't need Grenadier?
You need to do Grenadier to...
I thought you had to do it.
I thought it was.
That's right, they didn't have to run a deer anymore.
How long until this guy gets over here in the BTR?
I have to get all this?
I'm not looting this.
15 minutes per loop. Yeah, but where is he in his loop? Is he far? He might have been
far away in his little loop.
Oh, here he is.
Perfect.
How did he know?
How did he know?
How did he know?
Score on the strong Israel!
Mavaka knew.
Man's knew.
But he's dead.
Oh my God.
My ears.
My ears.
My ears.
My ears.
I didn't thank you for the prime, brother, thank you, ninjas.
Where'd the gun move?
The gun was looking up into the sky, though.
Who's looking up?
I have to kill five scabs at train depot, it might take a while.
It might take us a long, long, wild Razzar 6 for the pry bro.
We're gonna be in here for a while.
It's a long drive to train depot.
It's a long, long drive to the train depot.
It's a long way!
Look at that!
Hey, are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
How about now?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
How about now?
Are we there yet?
Can we pull over?
We're here.
There should be no scavs here.
There's no scavs here.
Alright, well there's no scavs here.
Let's just grab some loot and then get back in the DTR so I don't have to run the whole
way. I haven't been any for you. I have a quest to kill scabs at the train depot on
woods so how am I supposed to kill scavs if they don't spawn here?
Last trade I played this morning I got gunned down by the BTR. I just wanted to see the Christmas lights with Marley.
That's juicy.
You haven't seen one of the train debos, whole white.
There's one.
There's one here.
There's one.
All righty.
We're going back.
Look, this is my quest.
Eliminate scabs at the train depot on woods.
How am I supposed to do that if they're not smalting?
Can you just like if I just sit there and wait will they spawn?
How long does that take?
Yeah, should I just ride back there, we go here and then we ride back?
If I have time, there's only 12 minutes.
I don't know if we have enough time.
I think we got a sun.
I don't think there's time.
This is going to take a little bit, then bear back and then running to outskirts.
I don't think there's time.
That's a buddy's die.
Oh, he saw someone, he saw someone, he's getting motion sick, and it's a little bumpy in here,
T.R. needs some new suspension
Not looting the guy I think he got looted already
I'm pretty sure it's that way, wouldn't it?
It's a long way to the top.
I'm not looking forward to doing those scap kills that train depot, it's gonna be a pain in the ass, I already know it.
I already know that quest is going to be a pain, you need to hide at the train depot
but they never spawn there.
Like they clearly can but they never do.
I don't know how we're going to go about that.
I don't know flair. I don't think there's anything that would work over there. I don't
even see what like tagged and cursed would do because if there's no scabs there, there's
No scabs, right?
They're not gonna, I don't even think they could wander
from, could they even wander over
from wherever the fuck they are?
I mean, they could silent.
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you.
And they just blow up to minds if they ran across even like hypothetically if they even did that
one more month for the fun thank you muffin I'll return this cost as damn you
shank off my head
that's the only quest today yeah okay we just have the BTR one now it's just
those two quests
I'm
RIP AMO, RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP, reload.
Okay.
We may need a lot you may need a lot of cash all right back we go
We go clean up my plates guys give me a moment. I'll be right back
you
I guess it looks like we're only getting two of these event quests per day.
I think we had two yesterday and then we just had those two today.
Three yesterday.
Might have been.
Might have been today was just
Was it
No, today's just to and they're kind of the same quest twice
It's the same quest two times in a row more or less
Our ward is midway we know what the reward is for the event
What's the reward
You know what it is.
It's the white you shonker, the new one just white.
That's it.
What am I supposed to do with that?
that's it that can't be it that's all you get
there's gotta be more to it no way that's it one you shonkers all you get
how could that be
why would you ever wear that I don't think you can even wear headphones with
that you're shonking right?
Pretty sure you can't even wear headphones with.
Can you I guess you go wear a GSSA to it maybe but even still.
Why are we wearing why would you want to wear a GSSA G
I
Willingley, how would you want to do that?
Merry Chrysler
Thank You brother
Oh the queue times today what up what up what up what up I
I really wish that patch note about increased or decreased Q times was legit
I really wish
One of the houses in the village.
That's the link.
We gotta get to the DTR.
you seem pretty standard to you yeah they haven't changed or they're even
slightly longer which could be like a lot of people are playing maybe that's
why but at least since the update my cues have not improved I was hoping they
one. They said they did.
More people shouldn't go longer queues. Well, so think about it this way, right? If
there's a certain amount of servers, if you have too many people queuing all at
once you basically get put into like a, maybe you get put into a queue to get into a server.
So it could mean, it could mean more wait times, like too many people is long wait times and too
little people is long wait times. Or I guess you could look at it as there's just not enough
people were not enough service.
Technically.
Yeah, Rhett, thank you very much, sir.
Merry Christmas, Garrett.
Thank you.
Thank you.
two and a half minutes till the BTR comes hopefully
I thought that last spray would have killed them but okay
well then
I thought that last spray killed them
never mind we're not waiting for the BTR
that we're not doing
that we're not doing
ungrossed thank you
semen god
Why not kill this guy?
I only had him three, okay, well apparently I only had him three times.
Maybe I just suck.
Mm-hmm
It'll be a skill issue. Oh, man my guns ain't killing today. I don't know what it is
They ain't killing
In here
They're just not hitting
I need armor.
I need armor and we're back into cues.
Oh my God.
I think I'm going to take a break from this BTR shit.
I think we'll already visit this at some point.
Oh, I bought all those.
We'll give it like one more shot, we'll give it one more.
the
one
All righty what what happened nothing's working for me today
of
all of my
Keep at I'm doing what you doing my brother 21 months. Thank you brother. Thank you
Magazine
I did test and high pen sometimes doesn't do damage. I bet she doesn't matter what it is
I'm sure sometimes your shots just don't connect
He just doesn't register him all the time we all know that
That's not the new one in the Q me because I'm bugged
That's why it was so bad. Well, that's what I say. This is how I tell myself
But no honestly the servers have been ass like for the last few weeks
So sometimes shit just doesn't make any sense.
Sometimes you definitely suck, but sometimes it don't make sense.
come on. Come on. It's an
eminence. I used to a bunch. I
haven't really recently. I haven't
I have a big altar bridge guy. I want to have a big altar bridge guy, but they have some great songs.
My obsessed with them or anything, but yeah, they got some good ones
Bobby game stream, I welcome the Tarkov man
Welcome to Tarkov. You wait five minutes to get in the raid. There's gonna be a lot of waiting screens
There's no way about this is the game. It's not a me thing
Welcome to the game
I see clear
Remember, Draka. Thank you very, very much, sir. Thank you.
Hard, ill-disposed. Don't know what that is. I don't think so.
Parkout is definitely a waiting sim. It really is the worst part about it which is why I was
happy that they put in the patch notes they fixed it where they lowered the queue times
but they lied to us. It's by far the worst part of the game. I would say every annoying
aspect of this game would be way less annoying if the loading times weren't so long.
It just adds frustration to, like, if you, like, if you can spawn in and die right off
the spawn in 20 seconds, like, and then you have to queue up the queue again.
it really makes people pissed off the frustration of dying gets amplified a
lot
you could just re-cue right away it took like a minute it wouldn't be a big deal
the
the
the
already in progress which wouldn't work in this game. Like you can join like 10 minutes late to
an Arc Raiders game. Imagine if you, well I guess you still sometimes can, but imagine if you consistently
joined 10 minutes late into raids that would suck. That would, that would not really work very well.
I
Good spawn for BTR.
We got good spawn for BTR.
somebody's getting killed by a sterman already
let's just be scabs
interaction
I'm gonna hide in the shack and wait.
That BTR tech.
That's around four, actually, maybe I should crouch.
Down.
Realistically, I should hide in the woods.
I'm not going to go to the woods, go back to my old spot, although I don't know if it'll
work on the snow.
Last time we were BTR hunting I hid right over there and it was really nice.
as a solo because when you're fighting groups you can't hide it all from them
like they can kind of just shoot you non-stop because it's easy to spot
people. Woods with the snow it makes it makes things a little challenging.
Thank you, Wookie.
On other maps, I like it a lot though like customs or something. It smells nice
One minute one more minute
There was M4 guy went though we heard shooting.
prime is not a crime and sales okay frostbite and kill you have to wear winter
hats you can't you can't be wearing helmets and shit
have a good one less than three well that's the whole purpose of it is like
it's no helmets I could deal with you honestly I'm fine with don't mind it
let's use shitty ammo more because you just have to headshot people and kill
I'm
You see our coming I don't think it's coming
No way
It should be here.
I'm a little bit longer, but...
I think he spawns in by now.
There he is.
All right, please spawn scabs.
I need five, please spawn them, sir.
Please give me the scabs.
Today they made it start dealing damage to you.
The frost will deal damage over time too.
Shit, that's full of ground.
I can't take a lot of footage of it.
I did it.
Thanks for the ride.
Thank you for watching.
Have a good day.
We're going on a trip in our favorite BTR.
We're going on a trip in our favorite BTR.
Little Tony's time.
We're there yet? Almost.
Almost.
We're almost there.
But not really, we got a little way to go.
Keep on going.
Keep on going.
Ah, it's a push!
Move to a push!
We're here.
Hello, are there any scabs here?
Hello.
Hello, any scabs here?
We're here. Hello, are there any scabs here? Hello? Hello any scabs? Hello? Wait, this
doors what you can't open that door anymore
they locked that I don't have that key I thought I had that key on me we're gonna
have to hang out here for scabs it's just
we're just hanging out for scabs I need to go five scabs here I don't know
How else to get five scabs here? Oh, there's one
Thank you so much
Thank you fellas how fast is the rock the frostbite kill you
Isn't it like really quick?
Turkey, matches, fires.
I have the juice.
Oh, fires.
All, all in tidd.
I'm all the way up and it's
lost equals a heavy bleed.
Oh, so it's pretty bad that
it kills you like,
doesn't really kill you but it's gonna weaken you a bunch and then if you get shot you'll die.
Not heavy but I know myself.
Why is my head damaged already?
of
the
29
as a move that
So it like chunks it doesn't drain it like hits you with a chunk every now and then
Doesn't tell you what it does
Duran's hand tremor it doesn't tell you 14 it just chunks you every now and then that's all it does
That's not like happy bleeding
I will fuck you up a little bit though.
There's no way someone actually coded this quest up for five scabs here, they don't spawn.
What do they want me to do?
I got one. They want me to come here like five times more and more with the BTR.
That's what they want me to do.
That doesn't sound fun.
Well, do you think more will spawn if I just hang out?
I'm going to go back up here if I drop down.
I'm going to wait.
I don't know if that will do anything.
There's what where the scabs gonna come from if they're not in here
You can kill them all in front of the area as well near the broken house
That counts as train Depot
What's up, I mean it could what's up?
Oh, I'm not allowed here
Why am I not allowed there?
Why am I not allowed there should be allowed there
Then they're gonna make it mad.
So are we waiting or are we just...
of
I don't know if they will respawn or not, it's probably not going to work, it's my gut
feeling I also want to take the the
BTR back here like what is going to do
seven more trips in the BTR that's
That's insane to do.
I don't think we just say, I have to do this quest.
I'm telling you what, you only saw one scab.
That's what I saw this time and that's what last time I came here there was one dead scab
of
I'll follow my heart, my heart says, don't, don't even do this quest, it's on my heart
celibate it is the event though and I can't you have to do it for the event
but man what a dumb quest they put in here
I think it's just like we show up and there's a scav or not kill it we leave and come back
We kill it, we leave it, we come back.
BTR.
They get counts right out there.
I don't think it will, but in my.
a minute or so there's guys there's no like scavs to attract and where are they
gonna come from if you made a bunch of noise we're oh shit the BTR is coming
wait the quest also says don't kill a player in here do not kill it wait it says
optional
I give a fuck about optional
I'm not sure if that's what I'm talking about.
steal it out
I don't really do anything though, but...
those are scabs I don't think those are scabs right those weren't scabs
Those are PMCs.
Those are PMCs.
People are wearing the pom-pom for the quests.
Well, the cover fire didn't do anything.
The fire didn't do anything.
They're up cover fire.
Wait, yeah, they had cover fire on the BTR. They were non-scabs. They would have made it like a hundred grand.
Those were not scavs.
Those were most definitely pincers.
We shoot something, man!
Scabs can't pay for cover fire, even if they have the money, well there you go.
That settles it.
That settles it, bud.
Let's go what he does.
I don't really want to get out.
He's just shooting so much, let me kill everything.
I survived five hits from the BCR the other day.
How is that even possible?
Don't you just get one tapped?
Don't you just get one tapped in the chest by it?
I don't know, let me see the man that can get hit by a BTR even one time and survive.
I want to see that man.
That's a strong man.
Is it BTRs? Is it 30mm?
I don't even know what kind of gun it is.
The main gun's 30mm, right?
I don't think that's what he shoots.
I think it's an extra rodentger.
Watch out for Bigfoot. Okay.
It could be an abominable snowman at this point.
In the winter.
A Yeti man.
That tee could be out here.
Hey, one out of five, Snabs, look at that.
One out of five.
Beautiful.
And I'm going to go, okay.
All right, through the eyes of a tire hub.
I'm going to be doing this for a while at this rate going to be doing it for a while.
They're at Christmas Leroy.
Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop.
Unless we get really lucky and like a shit ton of scab spawn for us one trip.
listen to your heart Tony and ignore the quest also listen to your heart wait
what song is that listen to your heart isn't a song
it's a song right
Is it a good song or is it trash?
Is it like a fire dance song?
It's a slow jam, I thought there was like a 2000s dance song that's had that maybe it's
just a remix.
It's probably like a dance remix of it, it's gotta be.
It's gotta be.
Grayhaven sounds familiar.
Sounds pretty familiar.
I
Sniper scav real or invisible they're invisible
Just like it's basically scav Jesus and he just fucking shoots lightning bolts at you and you die
This is scav Jesus floating around out there take what you take one step. We're not supposed to you bam
Slaw thank you
Let's get smited. Smite me, oh mighty smiter. Oh mighty smiter. Okay chat thoughts
about stream sniping with scavs we meet up at the BTR we all hop in the BTR and
And I murder you guys in the train depot!
Thoughts!
Thoughts!
Why don't we feel about that?
How do we feel about that?
Oh man, well I'll see, I'll see.
We'll do a couple more and see what happens.
this ends up being just like a place where scabs literally don't spawn.
Then we'll we'll consider other we'll consider other avenues for success.
But at the moment, I don't think that we need to do that.
Just not just yet.
I think for now we're good.
Yeah, we'll we'll keep that.
That'll be plan B on plan A still.
Plan A.
Plan Z.
What's that?
I think plan Z is uninstall the game
That's probably plan Z
I'm a Spongebob aficionado. What do you mean? That's a Spongebob? What's the reference
That's from SpongeBob.
It's from the movie.
Oh.
That may have been a little bit after my time.
in which the punishment would be execution.
As Mr. Krabs is frozen at first by Neptune and with SpongeBob and Patrick
on the journey to Shell City and Squidward enjoying his off-time,
this secret formula is left unprotected, so Plankton steals it
and puts the Krusty Krab out of business as a result.
Customers come to the Chum Bucket in which he uses bucket helmets to mine control them.
He rolls Bikini Bottom and renames it Planktopolis.
However, it is foiled by SpongeBob and Patrick making it to Shell City and back and then Plankton is arrested
Mr. Krabs is freed and Neptune gets his crown back. I actually somewhat remember that now after reading that
Yeah, Plankton was a fucking savage
Plankton, uh, no holds barred. Oh, that's what David Hasselhoff
Is that now that we're men now that we're men
Now that we're maddened, one drop is a weird show.
Very weird show.
As you remember the episode where they raided Mr. Krabs' mom's house and they steal underwear
and I'm pretty sure he sniffs his mom's underwear at some point.
remember that episode? The Panty Raid. We're going on a Panty Raid. What did he say? I said I guess
Yes, you're going to miss the Panty raid.
Some fucking show that was.
I'm going to the BTR waiting area.
What do you think's the most famous spongebob?
Like, what, or something?
Do you think it's the chocolate?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'd be the chocolate, right?
Imagine there was a landmark boss on laps where the rice cooker held me down.
Well, not the intro. The intro doesn't count.
I'm talking about like a line or event from an episode in SpongeBob.
What about the oh my leg?
Oh my leg!
Oh, my leg!
Or is Maynay's an instrument?
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
That's a good one, too.
He was number one.
That's a good one.
The hash slinging, the mass flinging, the sash springing.
Can you feel it now?
I'm a goofy goober.
Future!
There's so many, man.
There's so many.
the jellyfish dance to do do do do do do do do that that's true
yeah I think every episode is just a little yeah I can't board box washed up
on the beach now that now that you mentioned
Exhauster?
There's everything.
SpongeBob has so many notable lines. It's actually insane.
Do kids still watch SpongeBob nowadays or is it not a thing?
Giving up my prime sub to the pizza guy.
So the thing going they do, but it's different now what do you mean? It's different now
Oh mr. BTR
Oh
Oh, Mr. BTR, Christmas driver, the rotisserie Christmas driver.
Cover fire to this motherfuckin' Caleb!
Shoot him!
Shoot him now!
Or not.
Or we're just not gonna shoot him.
That's cool too.
Now, second block, I didn't really want to shoot him anyway.
Now that I think about it,
Rumblefire's gonna kill my scabs at the T-Bahn.
Nah.
Nah.
Fuck his ass. Kill him now.
Get him! Get him!
It only kills PMCs.
Wait, the BTR doesn't kill scabs? Every time it shoots, it's at a PMC?
Oh.
I'm pretty sure it kills scabs.
I'm gonna just murder everything.
This guy's just bloodthirsty drunk driving the fucking tank.
He's just behind the wheel, raging dudes of Vodka, Moonshine, and raging dudes bloodthirsty
I just need killings for you, this guy's on.
I'm on BTR in the red.
You don't want to get a fucking BTR in the red.
The Russian Kill-Dozer.
Kill-Dozer is a purely American thing.
Other countries wish they could even understand the concept of a kill-dozer.
The European mind cannot comprehend.
Cannot... Cannot comprehend.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That PCR gets penned by 308, no way.
Is that true?
Rio 8 will go through a BTR in real life?
Really?
Really?
What the fuck's that even made out of that paper?
Oh, two scabs, two scabs.
Two scabs, two scabs.
Oh, so many scabs!
A million scabs!
Three hundred scabs!
Did I hear another one?
I heard another one.
I'm cover fire that was.
He just pulled up and I got ambushed by scabs and he didn't do anything.
He won more, right?
Come on, one more, man.
Oh my God.
in one more. You didn't come back. I don't think they respawned. We'll have to just
run another raid and BTR it back here I think.
I mean getting three that was massive.
I don't know if they respawn over here, that's the thing.
I think it's safer just to come back.
I thought I heard another scab yell when I was killing that other one.
Eeyore, what's up man?
Thank you so much brother, Merry Christmas.
And Grilled PB and J, that sounds absolutely disgusting, but Merry Christmas to you.
Ew.
Grilled PB and J, brother.
Brother
Concepts of PB and J Prince sounds pretty disgusting. No, wait, you never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Well, it's delicious never had a PB and J
It's fucking delightful
I've never had a PB and J.
A grilled one is gross.
Grilled is gross.
That's definitely gross.
Oh, this guy was cooking up some mayo on the stove.
Look at that.
Oh, I love stove cooked mayo.
Stovetop mayo.
PB and J using toast?
No, PB and J has to be an ultra, ultra soft dog shit.
white bread. It's a guy, dude. Is he extracting? I should have
shot at him. I'm maybe gonna kill that guy. He's extracting.
Honestly, maybe gonna kill that guy.
It's gone.
Fifty Ingredient Bread.
You've got to write Fifty Ingredient Bread.
That's the best kind of bread for a PB&J.
using like 20 ingredient bread, peanut butter and jelly?
You got weirdo.
Honestly, wonder bread, yeah.
I just wonder bread for peanut butter and jelly.
Apparently, the penis helmet prevents frostbite.
Why?
Wonder bread for grilled cheese and peanut butter and jelly and that's really it.
Honestly for French toast you can make good French toast
But I'm gonna good brioche
All right, we won't risk out guys look at that. That was a big big
That's big
the
home sick man but loving the stream
Thank you, Gringo.
Thank you.
Two to three raids.
Well, it could be two to three raids before they spawn
or before I even get to take the BTR there first,
because you have to remember,
I have to get to the BTR quickly.
We've been getting good spawns for it.
Have to get in the BTR before someone else,
ride to the depot, kill a scav,
and then we're good.
smooth peanut butter okay smooth peanut butter preferably skippy brand for
peanut butter and jelly Welch's grape jelly is the answer almost to anyone
that doesn't say grape jelly for PBJ rape jelly smooth peanut butter for PBJ
That's the optimal the optimal method
That is optimal
Don't listen to any of these people that disagree they don't know what they're talking about honestly much of wackos dude
They're off way too much eggnog today
I mean, I'm gonna I'm gonna reference you to the official skippy peanut butter website. I'll tell you
Ready the official skippy peanut butter was skippy
The how to make
I think there's actually a god
I
Lock lock lock
From the the peanut butter lords themselves
The peanut butter lords themselves
Grape jelly creamy peanut butter favorite slice of bread, but they show that's my fucking wonder bread right there, bro
That's wonder bread. This is from the peanut butter lords
They say great jelly. Okay, you're gonna argue with the peanut butter lords
They even say remove crosscut diagonally like a like a real fucking artist
Like an artist painting his canvas
Five minutes to make a PB and J
When you put real art and love into your food, it takes time, okay?
You think the Mona Lisa got painted a list of five minutes?
No, no, it didn't.
Just like every brush stroke of that fine piece of art mattered,
every spread of your peanut butter matters.
Also, pro tip, when you went the best utensil,
or spreading jelly as a spoon. You scoop it with the spoon and then you flip the spoon and you spread it with the backside of the spoon.
Put you on that tech. Put you on that tech. Come on, bear back on.
I got tongue mouth food again some food
to an attack, to an attack.
You got to mix the jelly in the jar so it comes out smooth.
You mix the jelly in the jar, you stick like a long stick into it and mash it around.
use God mode to spawn food. I put in that GTA San Andreas code I hit with that R1, R2,
L1R2 left and right up left down down left max weapon max food spawn
Hit him with that fucking
With that code Merry Christmas brother. Hope you a lifetime of happiness. Hey Merry Christmas, man. You too, brother
Chad that's how you know I
Know ball. I
I still know the GTA cheat codes. I'm hard
That's how you fucking know
I don't even remember people's phone numbers, but I remember the the fucking GTA cheat codes
How nuts is that
I love fire.
I'm going to go get it.
Merry Christmas Tom.
Not a great BGR spawn, but we're going to make it work.
I'm lost, but this way.
This is not the BGR spawn that we needed.
I mean, I guess the VTR 10 technically spawned over here.
Oh, that hurt.
That's self-employed done.
That's it for the next time, Gate.
Yeah, I thought so.
This would be the last quest for the DTR today.
It's a classic book fair selling cheat code books.
Well, what were the websites?
CheatCC.com?
What was the other one?
There was another one.
There's CheatCC.com and there's something else.
Was there a Game Shark website?
cheap planet
Game facts cheap planet and then there was like actual the game shark that you bought
What a time to be alive that was
That's when honestly man, that's when cheating video games was fucking cool
That's when it was cool to cheat games nowadays you're a bum
I'm not supporting that one you know on my vote beating was never cool no I was pretty
fun back in the day. Well, everything was single-player games, so it didn't matter.
Like if I wanted to spawn in a fucking plane on the highway on Grand Theft Auto and start
flying around with max one at level, like, let me have my fun.
Oh my god, he's executing the scav!
You just executed that man!
You see that?
He just executed him!
Point blank! Shot him in the face on his back!
This witness is an actual murderer.
Oh my god.
Timmy, what are you doing to the scab?
What are you doing? Get out of there!
Stop, you're in the ball, my god!
Merry Christmas, Tim.
He's getting freaky on Christmas, man. Holy shit.
Dude, it's Christmas. Calm down!
Oh my god dude he's still coming at him
We need to blow his sensor to the fucking screen dude
Oh man just pixelate the whole screen
Oh man
Let us see
Hey, you shit, dogs, thank you so much, brother.
Hey, you dogs.
They fired their gun over here.
ETR should be coming any minute of it's falling in.
I need second, honestly.
I don't hear him, though.
Looked at tears.
Well, I could have also not spawned it. It's not 100 spawn.
I don't think he's here.
Reset.
I'll wait a little bit more, but I don't need to reset.
I
Where we're good as in it's not swallowing and we have to come back
I think that's what we're gonna do here
I don't know they might and they're just like wow that will be very annoying for a player
do it do it put it in game make them rage both questing game make american capitalists
Big rage about the video game.
I like this head.
Holy shit, those guys are big.
What is that?
No.
This is bad.
This is bad.
All shooting at me?
Okay.
What the fuck is going on now?
three man or is it like separate
How far is this guy go
I don't know how far left he can swing.
Well, they're just gone. They just gotta be gone. Yeah, they're gone.
They gone.
They go
That was a really awkward position everyone was right there all at once
Rocket Merry Christmas, man. I don't actually know if they were together. I mean the two guys were definitely together, but the other guy
I don't know
You're a real one Tony, thanks Baron
thank you and yes the m4 or 5 by 6 is terrible so I real bad there's no good no good
it's no bueno no bueno no bueno
get it needs to up the ammo limits. I think they can definitely up some of the ammo limits
yeah. Some of them they can definitely do or make some of it more like available and
raid two. They do need to work on that a bit. Some ammo is like very, very available and
something like 545 you can find fucking everywhere. Like good 5452, not even the shitty stuff.
B P B T B S Gullnig is all over.
All right, it's good. Come on scabs. I'm gonna run the bathroom. I'll reload and I'll be right back in a moment.
you
you
you
you
Okay, what's up with this, I gotta find the answer guys.
are using AI to Photoshop themselves onto Epstein's jet.
Including, uh, damn it, put it in the bucket.
Uh, uh, rapper, what are you, what are you doing on that jet?
What are you doing out there?
That's real. No, that was real. That was in the files. That was from justice.gov website. That's real, yeah.
That's real and true.
Mm-hmm.
Now that we got the unredacted files
Honestly of all the tar cough traders proper would definitely be the one that would hang out with Epstein
Without a doubt
Of all it would definitely be proper
No doubt in my mind
I mean skier too, maybe yeah, maybe skier
Therapist looks like Gizlain Maxwell, no, she doesn't.
What are you talking about?
Or she does not look like...
I think she did not look like her.
It's entered okay.
All right.
That was a little dark.
That was a little dark.
I'm all pissed we don't find out who fence is you never get to find out who fences
And Kermit, yeah, we never, we never mind how Kermit is either.
I was kind of mad about that.
Yo, I had some maneuver.
What's up, man?
Thank you so much for the subs.
Merry Christmas, dude.
How are you?
Merry Christmas.
Thank you very much.
Oh, we never found out Carmen. I thought at the end when Carmen was gonna meet up with
you on the boat. Like, he was either gonna kill you or you're gonna just meet him. Never
meet him. You just meet some guy that's like, ah, Bliet, Carmen sent me here to meet
you below the dot they should have done more with that it could have done more with that
I guess we'll just run up along the uh
I'll just be needing to run through the damn sawmill, say fuck it or not.
I'm getting slammed on woods now by three or four men, two new woods is death right now.
This map is fucking crazy at the moment.
And it's really, I was talking about before, it's really hard to fight.
A group of people on this map in the snow because you can't hide you have like no cover and you can't hide
So if you have two people trying to shoot at you and get angles like you can't
There's no way to really evade them or like
of
five
of
five
We can just take the mines out
Not in the box we got to go to the BTR got things to do. I need to be the first one there
Rock what does a guy?
Two minutes we got away
If the BTR shows up
Attachments are most important for guns barrel muzzle suppressor stock
Stock and muzzle really just home to the picture
So be the best
One minute and 40 seconds
All right guys public server announcement if you want to frost effect and not affect you you need to wear winter hats bees
Shonka stuff like that. I need kind of like winter hat
I keep your ears warm
Or BTR spawned at 26 minutes that's rude
I guess maybe again it's supposed to spawn at like 30 though.
All the club is done.
It has to be headwear.
My face covered headwear only.
I must have missed. Yes.
Can you black out from drinking vodka in game? I don't think that's a feature.
I've honestly never tried, but I don't think that's a feature, no.
30 seconds, hopefully.
Yes, he's here.
Fuck, yes, he's here.
Come on, now we're using a scab.
We need a scab to spawn at the depot.
I
Mother fucker, my video bitch
Yeah, right rendipo rendipo go go bliat. Oh no fuck shit. No, no fuck
I can't cover fire why can't I cover fire I
Can't cover fire whatever almost fucked out up. I almost put that up start talking the warm edge up down
Come on!
Stand up!
Stand up!
Stand up!
Come on, you fucks, I got you!
I'm strong fast one!
I'm just fast, not strong fast,
I'm just playing!
I'm not gonna kill you!
It's really loud.
I can't hear shit.
I can't hear anything.
Any minute now.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
I'm gonna have to take the well, I don't know. I mine's extractor perfect if I get this one scabber out right away
We got I got the code we got the code
Every time I come to PCM in the tank because they make me take the tank over and over and over
over and over again I
I keep picturing you over there
And it was so bad
the
Please, I need a scan, please. Please, I need a scan. Um, no. No way, there's not a scan?
Dude! Oh, there's...
yes yes we're done
I want to shoot the BTR
we're done we're done we're done we're done no more to do
Shot it. I'm gonna shoot the BTR. Wait actually, I did?
How long does he stay mad at me for?
How long is he mad at me for?
Oh, I have to turn in the quest, oh wait, wait did I actually shoot it?
Oh yeah he's mad, oh he's mad.
Oh, fuck that I shoot it.
What?
Oh, we have to come back alive.
We have to turn in the quest at the EGR.
Oh my god.
How did I do that?
I'm going to have to come back I thought I shot, I like angled, I don't know
Oh, well.
We have to come back to turn it in.
At least we won't have to.
Well, okay, technically I get turned it on streets too.
We could play streets.
We don't have to go woods for this.
Let's just go streets or something
and we'll see the meteor eventually I'll turn it in.
That way we're not playing woods for seven hours straight.
I need a Yoteka.
I don't have any Yoteka.
Well, well, my shit's bugged.
Yep, we're bugged.
I'm not flexible in doing something to me, Slime.
Yes, yes it do.
Yes it do.
Yes it do.
Yes it do.
I mean moment it's my favorite map with snow not woods definitely not woods
I like snowy customs snowy customs is good
and
the customs
and
I was a trying to do before this
should get cooked
some stuff
and
4,000 XP until level 55 and then we will be able to do our quests for prestige or quest
That's four prestige I should say.
I suspect he's abandoned check 13 tarb anchor good.
What a good.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Thank you Nitro.
Thank you
Yo yo yo yo
Guys let's have to find the BTR
Just gotta find the BTR
There's no other, I don't think we have any more event quests, it's just this.
Guys, why are we being so hostile?
Why are we so hostile?
Christmas.
It's Christmas, stop the rage bait.
It's motherfucking Christmas goat goat goat
What got got
Got got got
31 months she
I
Mean thank you so much for that man. Thank you. I'm done feeling jolly. It's time to rage bait. Oh god
Somebody got cold
Somebody got cold and I have an elf on the shelf as a kid
Yeah
Well, I don't think it was a real it was remember the elf on the shelf that was like a block
I'm talking about they were like blocks
Now never mind that never bud
Just me I guess part thank you for the prime
I'm, wow, how's the Zion, thank you for the rain,
Merry Christmas, not crackers, no.
It's like a little elf thing.
It was like a square with arms and an elf head in it.
It was like spelled out shit with the letters on them.
That was just me.
They're like like blocks with letters on them. I don't know. Maybe I made it up.
I could have made it up. I don't think we ever had a legit elf on the shelf. Elf on the shelf.
I don't think I ever had one of these.
I'm not sure. Yeah, why does he
look so why is he so zesty?
Why is the elf so zesty?
Why is he looking at me like that?
Why is he looking at me like that?
Why is Stenich? Thank you very much. Merry Christmas.
I did not like that
Come on game, let's go
For me in my brain
For me in my red
Actually looks sick green beanie
Oh
And your beard thank you very much. I have not no
And got out with it. I have not seen it
Is it needed for anything? I
Have no idea. I like saw it not in the game yet though. I
Have no clues a streamer item
I
Wait you need it for kappa you need a 46 kilogram item for kappa now found in the raid
Whose fucking idea was that
Who's item is it?
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is.
Sorry Santa.
I
I got a little awkward.
a little bit awkward
Don't leave it
God, the rubber boys are coming
This is PPM, I know
Christmas, the 8th.
8th.
Ammo.
So much ammo.
of
the
death
another BTR too. Hopefully he drives by over here.
Is he still spawned? Actually, now what time does the BTR spawn in at on streets?
No, the BTRs can spawn right away on streets. They all spawn in at a certain time, or can
spawn in at a certain time. Or time range, I just don't know when it is on this map.
in the woods. Thank you, tuna. Thank you very much, tuna. So much ammo.
I hope to get up. What am I doing? I'll shoot it. Hopefully. Hopefully extract from the
raid with it, and then shoot it. That sounds like a good plan.
A lot of magpacking. A lot of magpacking.
Oh
Oh, we
Yeah, boy
of
the
death
of
the
Maybe we have to go to customs, but I do need the BTR.
I don't know where everyone's at.
It's been so quiet.
Oh, I killed Santa. I didn't loot him.
Hmm, alright that's fine.
Dropped off all his presents last night.
Okay, that's not.
the Santa hat does stop frostbite yes it does I believe
any like just winter hat
Apparently the green PNL that works as well, I think you can only wear, well actually can
you wear any headphones with that or is it just GSSH, did they put that back on?
Can you wear a GSXH with a P helmet on?
Still, I don't know.
I'd honestly rather wear a better headset and no helmet than that.
It was well, thank you, Vital.
Personally, I'd much rather have a better headset.
I think the hearing is way more important than that.
On Jesus' age they suck.
You can't hear anything of them.
You can do what's wrong with them.
They're terrible.
I don't love GSSH. I mean if that's all I can wear I'll wear them but I don't love them.
This river is so dead everyone just must be on the woods.
everybody on woods
I have to find the BTR to turn in my quest for the BTR.
BTR driver quest you have you have to accept it and turn it in inside of the BTR
Like in raid turn it in and be in the fucking BTR doing it
But I have the quest ready to turn in but I can't because I have to be in the BTR
I need more ammo cases.
Can I get another ammo case?
Perhaps.
All right, we're just going to go.
I'm just going to go back to woods and get this turned in.
I was hoping streets would be a bit more lively.
Have a scope real quick.
Scope on there.
Get some more food.
Okay.
I'm gonna run to the bathroom guys, I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
All right, don't kill him, god damn.
still a Q and as what are we mad about why is everyone so mad today what
happened less than three what did we get for Christmas that I was so mad
I
Shit man
Many Christmas fun. It's gonna even it's gotta be like shit. I was gonna say maybe that socks
I'd be happy with socks for Christmas and nice socks
I wouldn't even be mad about that
way I'm not a good gift receiver
well especially like I mean if no gift is really shitty gift but like
sometimes you get something you're like oh yeah wow I'm definitely gonna use
What is that?
Well, thank you!
I don't know where I'm at.
There we were.
Over here.
No.
The Dock Johnson, where the Dock Martin is not a shoe brand.
I mean, Docs are there.
That happens when you're older, you buy yourself something.
You're kind of.
Like, you just buy yourself stuff, you don't buy yourself thoughtful gifts, but I don't
even know what a thoughtful gift would even look like for me.
That's Dr. Pepper's cousin, that's cousin Johnson, Dr. Pepper has a cousin named Johnson,
who's also a doctor.
New gun, yeah but that's like something I buy for myself.
someone else would have a very hard time buying me one that I would be like
happy you know happy with you know what I'm saying
you would have to be so into them as well to be able to pick me out something
that I would be like holy shit it's a great gift
I mean, how about what would it be good?
That'd be chill.
That'd be chill.
I'm going to the BTR waiting room and sit tight and wait.
from shore with one second left to extract freaking frostbite
They've been died to frostbite, where a beanie?
What's a beanie on, man?
Yeah, same.
Yeah, same.
And the dick and balls.
Yeah, definitely.
definitely this update. I think I remember this the other year too when they put all the Christmas lights on. It hurts the frames, the lights.
One minute to wait, hopefully. Thanks Wolfie.
the frostbite animation I think does hurt your frames too just you gotta wear the
winter hats though you gotta put a beanie on you don't get frostbite
this is no helmet time it's beanie time
yeah one tap to the helmet on anyway so fuck it just wear the beanie save some
money don't be cold
save the money and don't the be the cold
oh
laminator
I'm spotted.
Enemy tango, enemy tango.
He's approaching our...
There's another one.
is
should be here soon
of
I don't know where his buddy is, that's why I ran a little bit.
the
the
the
the
the
That lighthouse transit?
Yeah, that's what I'm calling a lighthouse.
How am I going to do a lighthouse?
We could, in a BTR could have spawned an old sawmill too, we could potentially still run
into it on the way, it's unlikely, but it's theoretically possible.
It's technically possible.
Oh shit, wait.
I saw just a fucking dead guy right there.
I could flare extract in two way now.
Committed.
I've made my bed.
I feel like I've been on woods all day.
I've actually been on those six hours.
basically been with been on what's the whole time
see how i'm gonna pass sawmill
ah
no i couldn't spawn by old sawmill you just straight up spawn over there
and then it drives i don't know which route it drives from there but
some route. Then it'll go like through lap, um, through checkpoint at the end.
I'm sure you can see that in there on Christmas.
Super, super quiet raid.
I guess a lot of people maybe logged off for the day, because it's in the evening now.
People are doing shit.
Like a lot of people were on this morning.
I couldn't run through a raider without getting shot at by four people.
Yeah, I think maybe just like people
got up and they're doing other things.
Definitely calm down though, these raids.
Definitely calm down.
Like most people who play this game are like typically older and like a bit more mature in
life.
It's just it has an old, it's like an older like more mature game for sure.
You just got to think about it, you know.
quote a mature in quotes definitely definitely in quotes
Merry Christmas and wanted to say thank you your gym streams made me really want
to lock in in my own workouts and over the past year I've put on about 20 pounds
of muscle and probably a little fat too but who is counting that part and shit
Yeah, man. Fuck yeah.
152 to 172.
That's it.
A lot.
That's quite a bit.
That is quite a bit.
Streamers with guns in the background.
And like Tarkov streamers.
Well, I mean, yeah, Tarkov streamers
streamers probably like guns this game is basically like fucking Barbie dolls
but guns it's it's basically Barbie doll for guns
Okay, man, okay, man, we go back to the woods man
Well, I'm a 1900 fuck I
Went 1900
Yeah
They spamming woods, I'm looking for the btr
Looking for the btr
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
of
the
the
the
the
What's after knuckle sandwich?
I don't think anything today.
I think we'll get another quest after this tomorrow.
I think this is the last one for today.
I believe so at least.
I wish I maybe prestige a couple of days ago before this event.
and
Is it worth throwing a helmet usually? Yeah, but not when there's the frostbite.
I don't think it's worth it.
They don't save you enough to make it worth dealing with all the frostbite shit.
Nope. Beanie time. Escape from beanies.
the P-Nome because then you can only wear GSSH. I'd rather wear better headphones than
wear a shitty level 3 helmet. That will probably never save you, but the headphones will save
you. Headphones always work. Helmets sometimes rarely basically never work.
That's my thoughts behind it. Every second that I'm wearing the headphones it helps me, right?
Also, headphones help you from, they help prevent you from getting shot in the first
place.
The helmet only will help you when you are already getting shot, which is not what you
want to be happening. Estimated time. Five minutes and 30 seconds. Five minutes and 30 seconds.
I still think it's made up.
It's made up.
I've mill raid.
they keep the boss spawn rates up and you do some dead servers it's probably not that hard to do.
Well I guess maybe it is because then you need 500,000 base XP that would take a long time
That's actually five million would be fucking hard. I think because you need
Yeah, you need 500k base xp. Yeah, that's a lot
Yeah, five million two million two million. Yeah
There's 2 million would be like 10 Ka-bomb kills, which isn't- that's not outrageous.
It's not a few kills, but it's not something that people can do right now.
What is a dumbbell?
But so I still understood the dumbbells are streamer items.
Whose streamer item is a dumbbell and why did they make a 48 kilogram item for cattle?
Such a dickhead move.
Amus athlete in Kazakhstan?
Wait, what?
Wait, what? Who the fuck is Kazakhstan? Who the fuck is from Kazakhstan?
Almost three years of me.
Thank you, Hydra.
Good job.
Good job.
I'll leave that scam there, he's cold, he doesn't want to bother me guys.
He's real cold.
time to wait for the BTR. One minute. One minute ish.
Shh.
what the fuck what the fuck what
What?
What?
Holy shit, I wasn't even moving.
Yo.
I'm finally...
very good very good very good that was fucking crazy I was just like sitting in
bushes not even moving finally done with woods for the day freedom is upon us
I'm free.
Freedom.
Freedom.
one maps are popping today.
probably
They're changing out
I'm just gonna starve and shot at me again, too.
I should be dead.
We should definitely be dead.
But I should have smoked, man.
I'll do them, because I just want to be gone outta that map.
I just want to be gone and then I'm up.
Ten hits. I tanked.
I think I fucking tanked.
Oh
We bowl and tired today
There's a little 53 I wasn't that's 54 almost 55 now 55
There's no way you're getting two levels in the fifties in an hour.
That's not possible right now.
Actually, no, it's still impossible, but I guess you could get a lot of XP in that time.
Yeah.
quest completed for today. Let's go elsewhere. How much is a dorm smart key?
Man, they're a lot of money.
That's like not even worth that's 467,000 average per room. Yeah, that's not worth it.
It's insane if the before and you'd 60 K or on every spin just to break even on that
214 I did 204
That shit ain't worth
It's definitely worth it. I don't think so. How you're not averaging that much.
one. One hundred sixty K.
every single spin.
nice thirty eight months smile.
nice thanks you.
you're definitely not getting
I think that's a lot of money.
Well, yellow, yellow analytics is like 800K.
That's not even two spins average right there.
If it was like three mil or the two point something then yeah, but that's a lot
It's not worth
Artisserie man ran over both the scabs and depot on your last rod. No shit. I know
Wait, he can run over the scabs
that's very unfortunate
that's really unfortunate while
I
Really sucks. Gerard. Thank you for the five gifted subs. Merry Christmas, brother
Thank you, thank you very much
Sorry, I made a nice stretch.
Drop some?
Nah.
Ah, they're not on. No, they're on.
The cops are on.
Or do a cap erase again? Fuck, no.
Fuck, no.
No, man.
No more erases. I have fucked erases, dude.
I hate that shit. No more.
LFG GG GG GG
Thanks, Ruby. Yes. Thank you. Thank you, Bryn
When you try to honestly when you try to do stuff as fast as humanly possible of video games at least to me it sucks the fun out of it
Merry Christmas every time I try and speed run something it just it sucks all the fun out of it
Yeah, it's not...
We're not hating races as in like races of humans.
I'm talking about races as in like, we're going to run a race.
Jesus Christ, guys.
Lars, thank you for the raid.
Thank you very much Lars Ogland and even the five gifted Merry Christmas for the both of you. Thank you.
What's thanks Ogland.
We're doing that running a race, racing cars, that kind of race.
Those kind of races.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
That's a sec, man.
Please.
probably. Yup, it's Judy Hopps. It's about to go to Mark's room and I remember that
we didn't buy that because that would have been a scam. It's my favorite race. The 800
800 meter dash, my favorite, no that's crazy, 400 meter master race is wild, Jesus Christ,
that's a little, that's a little crazy, leaves a lot in there, I'll just say that the,
and
a
and
a
and
a
and
you
I'm sure my drop stream is really good.
all right what servers is
people did people honestly
just like a lot of off of the
night because there's a
Christmas evening like I get
it.
And you come up.
I feel like my rage just died.
I'm just, I'm on auto servers, but families, no, I'm saying I get it, I'm just asking,
Is that what happened or am I just like my service is dog shit?
I
Won't you
There's booze at the Christmas tree. Yeah, I'm out
And I brought booze.
Yeah, I'll come up with what keys are you using for the arms.
204214110114105
are the safe keys.
One four, two and four, one ten, two o four, one o five.
Let me hear if we may take off all the servers.
auto bad. Look at the shine. Don't tell me to get the shine. I'll get the shine. America
baby
Sean
so
Sean
the mayonnaise
Oh, the teddy bear.
What a present.
Another present. Wow.
Oh, Christmas is saved.
Fucking Grinch, boys.
It's the fucking Grinch.
Oh wait, I should have the new beginning's quest, the prestige.
Start doing that.
Take the balls from the tree.
Merry Christmas, Jack.
I love you.
that's a bad spot
he thinks I pushed up ahead more
I think someone just died.
of
the scouting
of
God scab!
Here's my holy moly.
Holy moly!
A booster, left out, jinx, thank you for the subs.
You.
A Grinch.
Boy, it's the Grinch.
A Grinch.
The Grinch.
The Grinch.
The Grinch.
The Grinch.
The Grinch.
The Grinch.
Ah, as you go, the one PMC.
I'll take that.
if I go through a raid without a single kill.
It was well, man.
It was well.
It was well.
That's Pink Panther, but it's the Pink Panther if he was green and on Christmas and a Grinch.
See?
If the Pink Panther was green, he would look like the Grinch.
He would have never looked at the Grinch.
He would be quite Grinch-like.
I'm going to have the green panther, so the grinch.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and talk to
Mm-mm
You got a check for that new beginnings quest
Who's that from
New beginnings for prestige
Almost 70 k pps. Why thanks arch 70 pp. Whoa, thanks man
Is it right
Little beginning, oh beginning.
This should be a good time to see if I'm missing anything.
Oh wow, look at all these tank helmets.
I'll just leave those there.
I think you just need those.
We can just leave those.
to Jella.
Use the transit from labs to streets of Tarkov to eliminate a hundred rogues from the clown.
100 roads brother brother brother 100 like not like 20 fit 100 roads what is
who the fuck comes up with this shit dude I want to have a word with them for
I want to sit down and have a word with whoever made that up.
Oh, do yes, Blyat, we make them kill 100 rogue.
It will be very good for a game.
You want to prestige you kill 100 rogue.
They just have a guy whose job it is to write down like the most annoying ideas for quests
and then they put them in like a bingo ball spinner and they just pop them out
And they're like, yep, that's the one.
We're using that.
Well, at least we have something to work on.
at least we have something to do 100 rows we're gonna now we're gonna grab a
DMR I believe possibly some type of armored rig as well my big idea CPC
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Thank you, Steve.
I need an SR 25.
I need, I don't even know, we're just going to build it with the swag.
swag.
money right? No, we need, I
want to bring money so we can
do the car extract if we need
to.
All right, I'm a rogue farmer,
motherfucker. Let's go 100 rogues.
Count them down, baby.
100 rogues.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
Rexie, thank you for 11 months.
Open.
100 rogues.
I'll do the transits first. I did so many transits last night.
What do you have to do? You have to do labs, the streets, to interchange.
Not that bad. Kava, yes sir. Thank you.
you
that's not that bad
it's time to say
for me that's a mistake
well that guy just took my line
merry christmas regardless
merry christmas
oh so big man brought you more ram
No. No.
Oh, but I maybe could buy some guns.
I maybe did that. Santa came with the heat came fucking strapped to my house.
Man
All volumes smacked is this considered all volumes I
Mean this was a good album
You're Rua. Oh my god. Is that zero Rua you Rua. Thank you so much for 25 gifted. Good. God. Thank you very very much
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Be careful.
Thank you so much for that. Merry Christmas.
How many rogues can I kill in one raid? Like five or more? This is going to take a shit ton of raids. My god, dude.
My god dude.
My god.
Hazy thank you.
100 rogues.
Six seven arrayed.
Yeah we get like six seven arrayed.
Out.
About.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Rogues still fly in the air, by the way. What do you mean rogues flying the air?
We got I didn't hear about this. We got flying rogues
Flying rogues they fly now
Okay, what do you mean they fly the fucking where am I going to Hogwarts or the lighthouse
I was going to the house.
Dumbledore.
Happy Christmas.
Happy Christmas.
Jetpacking Roads.
And thank you for 22 months, brother.
No, I haven't seen
No, I haven't seen flying rogues. No one told me about the fucking first national quidditch team of Russia. I didn't hear about that.
The Russians have a quidditch team now.
and a deep lying and zero or not there was spawn for the rose this is not the
respond for the roles. They could be less fortunate, spawns than this.
doobity-blee
doobity-blee, yes
this is as the prophecy foretold
I was off the fucking car, I thought
I've got my Irish coffee winding down after a norsen Christmas dinner. Merry Christmas to me and everyone.
Merry Christmas, man. Thank you, short. Merry Christmas, brother. I just heard a jump.
Merry Christmas to you filthy animal.
Why did I just hear a jump?
Hello to me, Merry Christmas.
I heard a jump, I don't see a jump.
I can't fucking help with this guy anymore, dude.
I think those build are low-key, like, kinda sucks ass.
Okay, if those shots, I think those shots were hitting him through the crack, that was kinda nuts.
I always shoot him through that little gap, those were hitting him and he got really confused where he was getting shot from.
maybe I got to use the 20 inch barrel of this I only have the 16 on it I did the 16 for
her but I don't know maybe I use that long job yeah shot that guy right through the
crack right through it straight through it
I was a guy right there with those sticks, those sticks.
Christmas I'm taking a drink of my tea. Cheers my boy.
I don't think you should play that game. You might die.
Were you dead?
I'm sitting really low.
my god fucking die
finally
I'm a professional sniper guys
I'm a professional sniper see those skills was that six of them already
There might be some on the ground and there might be one or two more on the roofs.
I'd be one of this roof.
I'm gonna kill you.
You stupid.
Dad?
dead
dead
chill
oh
someone else is here now
I think someone just killed that rogue, not like a 5-4-5 gun shot at him.
that's right.
545 gun.
fourth prestige. Jesus Christ.
is the light house just a ball like prestigeers killing rogues well almost 55 he's trying
to do fifth prestige is that what it is?
She's like everyone's just killing all of you.
You have to kill all 100 rogues.
That's all just the prestige nerds.
Any one more rogue on this gun here?
We need one more rogue on this gun here.
The dumbbell in the cultist circle and they gave it back.
They don't want to lift.
Just wanting it.
They don't pray to the iron gods.
Oh, you got it back found in raid.
Oh, so if you die with it in your container or something, you put it in the culture circle
and you get it back found in the raid.
Kappa.
It's kind of chill.
It's a regular scab.
It's just a scab.
I don't think so. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know if even the dumbbell is
100% that's what someone said.
Hi there.
We're out of here baby.
I wasn't too bad.
yeah but we got what seven rogues I mean that's like probably think 15 raids to
do this maybe more depending on how lucky we get the Shrezzers it is
and I got eight rogues
and
it's rice up
and
Look at his gun.
Look at his gun, he's got his fucking juice.
Look at this, God, he's got his fucking juice.
You gilly.
He was juiced.
Prepare.
Well, I'm good. I'm good.
Eight out of a hundred rogues, two out of 40 PMCs. And then we had to do some transit nonsense.
How's it hanging this fine Christmas hang in low and very slightly to the left.
the
the
the
the
It's not hanging at all, it's just straight up.
It's just straight up, vertical.
Vertical.
Wastebanned. Wastebanned gang? Okay, what's your know about Wastebanned gang? You know
about a waistband gang y'all waste the old waistband up tuck wait why am I
going interchange well fuck am I doing on interchange
shit
I
Shit
Yeah, just killing roads on interchange shit man
Killing roads on any change shit
Hoping to Timmy again
You know, I better get good luck from doing that yesterday was that yesterday that was yesterday. I did that right I saved that man
We found that guy like the French guy or something I don't even know where he was from
Had he thank you for the five gifted subs brother. Thank you
Yeah, the mute taught him how to speak we got him gear
We taught him how to eat and live and surgery is leg and everything
I don't know what nationality that guy loves but we saved him.
We saved him.
He came out of the holes in Antarctica.
I thought that's where the lizards come from
That's where the lizards come from with the crabs the crabs are the antarcticans the lizards came from like Idaho
Utah no, they don't got lizards in Utah
There's not lizard people in Utah
they're actually frozen in the Russian Tundra global warming global warming unleash them and they started laying eggs and
and they re burrowed deep into the center of the earth for warmth
after being frozen for 15,000 years
True.
True.
Now they lay they lay borrowed near the Earth's core and they will emerge once again in the future.
After they rebuild.
Ancient city of Reptilia.
It's true.
Talk about you guys don't know about this. This is actual. This is legit history.
This is ancient history we're talking about here the early origins of the art
No, I would never I would never commit Sudoku
Never I would never so something happens to me. You know that the people are mad at me for putting out the information
of
death
of
to
talk to that
and you guys do that more and more
of
the
these and other containers suggested
i have come to the conclusion that john glasses don't exist
there's three people
that's cool
there's three of them sick
When he's got M80A1 or he hit me in the throat or something.
I don't know where three of them came from.
I didn't hear a third running now.
I heard two people running.
I should have heard three running.
of
That's annoying.
Why did I Q interchanged?
Q and a change. Why oh why did I Q and a change?
the
one that's allowed
I'm going to try a 25 round mag with 20 rounders, or I don't know, an M80 doesn't hit for me
like that.
I guess I technically don't even have to use this gun.
It's the ARG.
I didn't see how this argh is with this mag, it might suck.
I mean it's not great whatever it's fine.
Take the extra five bullets.
All right, the right map.
There we go.
The right map
That's one of the best DMR again
Hi, okay, I always liked the G28
I've liked the G28
Thanks craith. I
Just feel like these guns aren't really good unless you put
If you're using m80, they're not that great if you use like m61 or m80 a1 then yeah, they're amazing
But m80 just low-key kind of sucks
I
play with a beanie now.
I mean you don't have to but kind of sort of wouldn't recommend against it you
like freezing your balls off then go for it
I don't wear a dick helmet because then you get bad headphones you're going to wear GSSH
with that helmet.
That's not worth it.
That ain't worth it.
Is there anything you can wear with a helmet to disable Frostbite?
Or no, Merry Christmas VTW.
The Jell-O helmet.
The Jell-O helmet with a beanie.
The Jell-O helmet with a beanie.
Oh, you can.
That you can do no you can wear GSSA they re enabled it you weren't able to you can now
Now, even with the Ushanka, you can put the GSSH on again.
They changed it back literally today.
It's everywhere the beanie, any like winter hat, winter hat, whatever in real life you
would wear in the winter tops frostbite
as long as it goes in the headwear slot
gotta be in the headwear slot though
the fucking heat on get that off
year's straight on Christmas always a good time. Yes sir thanks Corbin.
It's been a time five minutes let's see oh we're delayed. Camp I ammo packs up
the flea market anymore nope we got rid of it. It took it away. It changed a
couple of things like that this last patch.
Oh, we got the spawned all the way Rhoads, the Rhoad just spawned.
I have not dared to venture out over there so I don't know, probably the normal Christmas
tree items. Akita shh. I don't know what happened today. Everyone's using DMRs today.
What is this guy?
Uh, the pier?
Life.
Oh, there it is.
That's an interesting kit for this map.
not what I would have brought to Lighthouse but I'm also not dead okay he's shooting at me
I didn't think you were shooting at me at first, but I guess I thought wrong.
Stamina back.
Dab is from Frostbite now, they changed it.
winter hats winter hats winter hats your helmets died of frostbite winter hats
winter hat winter hat winter hat winter hat winter hat winter hat winter hat
winter hat winter hat
I'll see him.
Thanks, David.
Jake.
Uh, pink.
Uh, no, no, no, no, Jake.
Uh, pink.
Uh, pink.
Uh, pink.
Uh, pink.
Uh, pink.
Uh, pink.
Uh, pink.
Think so.
I don't want that.
I got some.
Take that thing.
And then I'm out.
Ugh.
I rode on that, either.
I rode on that.
That one on the rogues are the rogues.
What the hell is this?
Opie, thank you for the five gifted.
of
all my god it's fucking Santa Claus
Santa no!
Santa Claus is dying on my house.
And then under them than on them nanananana
All the roads
Where are the roads
Rogues!
They're my rogues and I need them now.
that's okay
that's okay
mm-hmm
that's awesome
You have water treatment plant and need rogues now?
eight seven seven rogues now
watch out for the lever action guide too
oh goodbye man just heard footsteps
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh
Well for prestige now, I'm just farming rogues for fun
Just like yeah, that'd be a really good way to spend Christmas. It's killing rogues shit
Why are there none on this building?
There's gotta be one on that back, um.
There's none like in the actual plant either.
I don't know, a hundred raiders.
Hundred rogues probably is better than a hundred raiders.
60 months jeans.
No, I don't know, they both kind of suck.
I don't really know.
I don't know, they both kinda suck.
I really don't.
So, the mass,
the width.
We'll have to go up and around so the extra, unless the car is here, the car is here.
That would be really nice for us.
That'll be pretty chill.
the
merry Christmas brother man
thank you fox
no rogues on this roof that sucks
your Christmas bro
alright let's dump the cars here can I see it from up top?
It's here. Beautiful.
Beautiful.
This fucking lever-action guy? Like, what the fuck am I playing against?
How does he always fucking see me?
Oh fuck, I didn't mean to jump.
That's one way to get down.
There was somebody back there. What the fuck?
I
Was someone back there I
Was gonna jump off I did jump I guess
it's a player scav. Oh, that's
what
it is a player scav. What
What?
Huh? I'm so confused.
That's his PMC.
What did he shoot me with?
366 Geska.
Suck.
That's cool that a fucking scab is already in there.
That's great.
that's cool that I can spawn as a PMC and run directly into lighthouse and there can be a player scaven there way before me that's cool
that's great
that's super cool
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you all.
Bye.
Thank you.
I'm thinking about using the Tijila helmet is just going to make me want to throw up
I don't know if I use that shit.
I'm thinking about it though.
Would probably save me some headache.
You can use it to Jell-O-Helmet with the new Yushanka, with the funny looking one.
I think they patched that. You can use a beanie though.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
home
some 25 round mags
Okay, no more going up on the rooftops, never doing that again, no more rooftops, bad idea,
Stay clear of them.
Stay clear of them.
This helmet saves me. I guess it would have saved me last raid , so that's good.
What have you done all that, Sir? Let me run the bathroom along.
you
you
you
Merry Christmas.
you
you
You
All right, so I guess we're back
Zippy man, thank you for the art team gifted subs. Holy shit. Thank you so much, brother. Thank you Merry Christmas man
I
Zip I can't that I can't do unfortunately
That's a no-no
I mean, it's a good spawn, but not for robes.
Not for robes.
That's like I'm in a blizzard, holy shit.
Yeah, SR-25 over here.
Why am I afraid of him so bad?
I ain't having this helmet on already.
I regret it already.
I think I'm drunk right now with this helmet on.
I'm going to kind of assume all the rogues are already dead for water treatment.
That's your summer isn't it?
I want to went in there but if somebody swam to close they have no chance.
36 months, wow I'm turning you on my favorite player of Tarkov, make much love.
Thank you, Rezzy.
I was like a giant smudge on the front, the right side of my visor.
Always there
Big ass mudger there
Man not dead
That one's not we're doing it all dead
Why was that one not dead?
Dude, I don't understand.
Can you hear these guns from that far?
Like, that guy was just fucking staring at me.
Like, he must have heard me somehow.
Can you really just hear from that far?
Oh, they came over, looks like I've got one.
Why don't I hear them shooting then?
Because they heard me shoot, so why can't I hear them?
I don't know. I don't know why I can't hear them shooting.
Instead I'm wearing a headset.
I have one.
one.
All right, kind of scuffed, Red.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
Kind of scuffed.
Thanks, Patchy.
Little bit scuffed, little, little, little bit scuffed.
I need a hundred rogues, a hundred rogues, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100,
Oh, hard it.
I'm not really gonna keep wearing this thing, I guess so.
I guess so.
Go again!
We go again.
No, it's a hundred rogues for prestige you go 40 p.m. C's a hundred rogues also do a bunch of transits
I'm sure bullshit
One times, one times.
I'm just going to take my time like I said speed running shit just makes it unfun so we're
just going to raid and kill rogues while we're here.
We're just gonna raid and kill rogues over here
Let's go to kill rogues
I don't know if killing a hundred rogues is necessarily my idea of fun, but it uh, it's
That's what we gotta do.
I don't know about anything about White House, it's really that much fun.
I hate this place.
So hot in my room.
I don't even have the fucking heat on.
I now is too linear. You mean the map that's a straight line is too linear? Really.
had worst maps in video I don't know about that but it's definitely the worst map in the game
I would say
many cries la happy cremus thanks toast
This one. Oh, we got this dog shit spawn again. Fuck.
Just having to gel a helmet I can maybe be just shot if a bad peeks out of here again.
I'm stuck on this rock, can I get all the screws?
I don't see anybody.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Okay.
I'm not sure what that guy is, probably here he comes towards us though.
Okay dude, you gotta explain how do people just like constantly spot me?
I don't understand.
You gotta explain.
I don't, I don't, I don't get it. I really don't get it.
God, is this guy just, I don't understand.
Let's get inside and then we'll get out of here.
probably killed all the roads too now
there could be one above me but I'm not going on the roof
It's really bad decision
I didn't have to go up he came down the day
You motherfuckers!
I need that right now but there will be handy on another run.
I don't know what that guy is doing that shot at me.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
All right, we got all the robes.
We think they're all dead.
Like a gate, huh?
We'll just check the rear gunner on this building and then we'll start heading out.
Nice day are too long. It's gonna go poorly
Really?
Car.
There's one on that gun.
Look at awfully straight at us.
Alrighty.
Alrighty, we're going to back up on top of the mountain now.
I'll find that other guy that was shooting at me, I can't find the solos anymore.
No, this type is all groups. Very rarely do I see anyone solo.
Bought a lot of groups as well.
There's a ton of them.
The older extract is always out now.
a lie. That ain't right. That ain't right.
I'm pretty sure I'm taking off this mask after this ride.
It's so disorienting in these things.
It makes everything kind of blurry, you know?
I don't know what it is.
It's such a headache using these.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm...
I feel like I just got sick after three raids of using it.
Oh, it's so much clearer. It's not even the, it's not the peripheral vision that
does it. It's literally, there's like some of, they put like a filter over the
screen and then you run the mask.
It's going to keep on going.
It's not a bad thing because we spawned this extract.
for terminal do you lose it it comes back in your messages you get it back when
you die you're fine did you come like right back
oh it did bug out for me once I had to have the the devs send me a new one I
died and I never well actually I didn't it was because of the server the
servers went down and terminal and I died and I never got the case back
now we're gonna we're gonna hang up this mask I'm just gonna go back to regular headphones
I'm going to go back to Thomas.
Thank you, bro.
We're going to go back to headphones because I'm getting a doozy from that.
That was late already.
Holy shit.
There, put that there.
a little bit too much Vaseline there, water bottles, some Wauwatuz.
the
run
and we have
21
you
Hatshatt, Sike.
Inverted exclamation mark Inverted exclamation mark Inverted exclamation mark Inverted exclamation
Marking vertex...
two balls, two balls better than one ball, yes sir, how am I only going to have one
bowl. Nothing special for dinner. Ground beef. Ground beef. Nothing fancy.
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Defconn. Thank you.
button fancy
The frost might have been lead I have no idea I have no clue could be no helmet gaming for a little while
I don't know. I don't think it's a big deal. Well, people just don't want to wear beanies,
I guess. They just don't want to wear a beanie.
I was talking about this with Hyper, and I think the new extreme weather face mask on
ref is locked behind an event for arena, which is having a four hour update tonight, PTW.
Is it extreme weather face mask?
What?
I can't seem to find half time in the day for the gym with work and wanting to play
They talk of it's either loser or sleep or not game as much of her help.
That's when you don't game as much.
I'm be real.
They are be babe. Stranger things season five part two just dropped.
I didn't even finished part one.
I think I watched two episodes of it.
Yeah, I think I watched two episodes.
The
mediocre spawn.
mediocre
I thought I'd hit his legs remind
I thought I would have taken his legs.
They're not really working too well for me, so I'm pretending to agree.
Maybe it's just this one in particular?
They're just a bit angry at me.
A wee bit angry.
Who just blew up pen mines?
What the fuck was that?
Hey, what the fuck? That misses? What?
I'm not understanding the DMR situation right now.
This gun ain't gunning.
It ain't gunning.
of
death
of
death
of
death of
I swear this is where I was aiming at these, the other way.
I swear that's the same exact spot I was aiming.
and
that's right there.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
them. My barrel's a little bit crooked right now.
Merry Christmas, my boy. Tell Flo he's whack. Peace, bro.
Hey, thank you so much brother. Thank you.
Bye, guy.
What the fuck did that roll go?
I'm proud. Yeah. The one rogue up there. I think he's just still laying down.
Merry Christmas to only less than.
Merry Christmas Scams
Okay
Let's see if we can get that one guy again, and look out these windows and let's see him.
back on the gun
back on the gun
so I'll go to Cypher and then to Danny
one or two more rogues on building two and maybe one above me but I haven't heard
him you know on the machine gun
Merry Christmas Stoney, Merry Christmas Chats.
as well thank you
the
the
the
the
I'm so confused. One more on the roof and then there's another one outside, the SR-25.
Jesus Christ.
BK-105?
I don't like a DMR.
Oh, or that's a player.
Okay, that's a player.
Okay, I'm thinking about jumping off the roof for real this time.
What do we think?
Bad idea?
Or a good idea?
I
So where's this crate that people sit on now?
You understand there's a crate back here they sit on.
up here for this one
That's what the lower section looks like.
Come on.
Okay, we'll live again, got a bunch of rugs there, that was good.
Not bad at all.
Not too bad at all.
I think we got nine.
Nine of them, that's a lot.
I think I have like 20 road kills.
No, almost 30.
Whatever, I don't have 30 I think.
I'm not bad.
Come over here and pair that boom boom boom boom boom.
Mo...
Can...
good. Third your kid.
I know. BAM.
BAM.
Christmas tree is worth looting. I ran by the one at dorms
before and I got like
Re-injured K worth of shit? Maybe a little more even?
Wasn't bad?
Got a lot of stuff.
No, I'm just getting all the other shit done for it while we have no other event quest
to do.
Did all the events stuff earlier. We'll get more tomorrow.
Beanie stops health loss. Yep. Don't get frostbite with beanies on.
And here's our...
We're not a death shadow with it.
Why not a death shadow with it?
I don't actually know.
That's a good question.
I could wear a death shadow with it.
I look cooler like this to be fair.
Look a little bit cooler.
You're going to wear that shadow with a hat.
100% be good.
I could take off this Mo-Mex somewhere.
I
Know that shadows dumb I
Agree it it could be in the game, but it shouldn't be like a always buy it from ragman and wear it type of deal
That should be something you find and they're like oh sick and you throw it on
and then like you don't get another one until you find another one just buy them
from ragman's whoever and wears them
Yeah.
Oh.
Ah, that's what that is.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh my goodness oh my goodness man thank you thank you so much
Same spot again like this. Thank you so much. Good lord. Good lord
Thank you very, very, very much.
Merry Christmas to you.
Merry fucking Christmas. Thank you.
W, W, W, W, W, W.
Thankfully, we got a pretty close spawn this time, which should be a good run.
I'm going to return rogues for prestige, 100 rogues, 29 of them.
I don't need to do them all right now, but while we don't have any other quest to do
as well but it's a shit ton of rugs
thumbs in my eye
ah
All right.
Almost for four years is crazy.
Right there.
Yes, it is.
Hey.
All right.
Okay.
That could have been the goons.
With the woman, the myth, the legend's daddy mark, you know, I need a job like yesterday.
Where can I sign up to be part of your dean?
I am down and up for anything.
You just call me up.
Anything, you say.
That's not a road.
What is that?
Let's see if you can shoot me out.
There's one on the roof, there's one on this roof above me I think.
I'm pretty sure he was shooting me before his gun was up.
Okay, there's three of them
See oh FDMs again RB was a PK PTS
Okay PTS room reserve
I don't know if that room still has tons of tech loot, but it was spitting it out, like
absurdly at the beginning of the wipe, it was ridiculous what was coming out of the room.
I don't know if I got nerfed or how badly, but it was fucking crazy.
He goes back on the gun, can I see him from there?
Where the hell now?
That's unfortunate.
Like is it still a good place to find them or is it just really that bad?
those things are not common at all that's just like a straight up vertex transmitter
Sponsor that kind of shit like vertex and transmitters all that good stuff
No one in 15 uses zero and 18, that's pretty bad
Well, I guess I don't know what's your alternative lighthouse lighthouse is pretty terrible for two
I think I can have a little roach here.
Let's get that.
Thanks bacon.
Labyrinth.
Cars here.
Um.
I guess labyrinthia.
Yeah, you could find that labyrinth.
You find him that much in labyrinth?
I guess you do.
You probably go like one a raid, right?
If you just go five-man labyrinth, you're probably going to get a signal transmitter.
One of you is.
35.
We had six there, right?
Looks like on these runs we're getting six to nine rogues if we get to clear all of water treatment.
Somewhere around there.
No, no, six to nine. The other funny number.
The other funny number, guys. Not that one.
Have we really rotted our brains that much that we are? We're not, we're not spamming 69
anymore it's just six seven we forgot all that six nine is that really how far we've fallen
that's really that bad huh
sad dude bad times are changing times are changing
All right.
Christmas tree fluid is pretty valuable. It's not bad. That's 50 gay.
Let's go.
Oh, that's a go.
They get presents from the Christmas tree and you're hideout.
right out the tree is just like a crafting bench.
I'm using DSS. I'm pretty sure we updated the settings command the other day.
Pretty sure it's updated.
Should be. Oh, we did.
I don't know.
Whoever it says in there is one of me's in.
What ever's in there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, that's what I'm saying, the one in the hideout you just craft with, but there are presents around the trees and red, yes.
There's random like food loot, and then there's the presents the boxes with the bows on them
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
I don't have the presents give you anything really good, but the tree can have some good stuff
Whoa
Oh
Oh, woe's a
Bear Christmas map
I'm not making the tree because I'm in a prestige soon
I mean, I guess I could make the tree I
Guess I could because I'm not gonna prestige right away so that I can do the event quests
I think I'll do it.
I think Val Mod 4's. You grab
Val Mod 4's at the tree. That's
neat. I'm pretty neat.
Mm-hmm.
Thoughts on Travis Kelsey. I
don't really have any thoughts
to be honest. Is he dating or married to Taylor Swift? Which one is it?
They married? They're married, right? Or engaged? Engaged.
I mean he's getting he's getting that money money that money money and he's getting that
money he's taking it in the ass you think Taylor Swift does that maybe honestly after
all the breakups long she's written she's probably into some crazy shit like that lucky hey hey
you like what you like is that the new sr-25 yes the suppressor just a new there's a new suppressor
for it.
Hegging's not crazy. It's vanilla if anything. Yeah, coming from a guy whose twitch name is
QueefStank. Yeah, vanilla for you.
Bro, your name is QueefStank. Tell me about vanilla. What the fuck?
Oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.
He's right though.
Well, there is a difference between maybe pegging and full-on
You know getting your back blown the fuck out, right? Oh Santa, hello
Oh wait, is that not fucking-
Why are you mad at me Santa? What the fuck did I do?
I come with four hundred billion dollars or what Santa's out for blood on this Christmas
Santa's sea in red.
Yeah, Santa Claus heard us talking about getting pegged and he said,
no, no, no, not on my Christmas.
Not on my fucking Christmas. I'll put an end to this.
I mean, is there more than one real Santa Claus?
I don't think so.
Shot.
I'm sure all the robes are dead already.
This guy's killing them all.
Oh, he killed that one.
of that one. That one went prone. On the left side, the guy on the right will go left.
I got shot down over Russia.
Yeah.
Oh, they do that.
holy shet
that was a f**king study, was a shotgun
Oh, why is it gay if a lady is digging in your butt?
That's what everyone, that's what they're arguing about in chat.
They're saying it's not and then they're saying it is.
Yeah, that game she's a doctor, but hold on, wait, if you get a prostate exam by a mal-doctor,
is that gay?
What does that one work?
It's all you get if you like it.
Well, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well...
Shit.
And it's dead.
Damn.
That guy's dead.
Sir Stubby, thank you for the five-gifty subs.
Male or famic female?
I
Got about that one
Vice thank you, thank you I
Don't think you have to be anywhere, but I don't think it's gay. Let's chill
I see the sand at the start.
I had to have been eating a white beard and a fucking sand half.
I don't know if he had the backpack.
Might not have had the backpack.
He dead?
Really?
Maybe I got all up in his face and he was mad about it.
What will it take?
Oh, yeah, Santa Claus, why did he shoot me?
Why do you shoot me?
I was like right in his face yesterday. He didn't get mad at me. I'm on the naughty list. Yeah, could be on the naughty list. I killed him a lot today.
But I killed him a lot today.
You might be pissed off about that.
Pissed off.
It might be pissed off.
Pissed off.
Pissed off.
Pissed off.
Test off.
I finished all the event tasks so far yes all of the tasks thus far tomorrow
have more 42 rogues down goddamn this takes a while to do this takes quite a
bit of time to do
I got a complex copy of the blue.
Zay read, thank you for the sub, thank you bells and lock.
the
and
and
and
and
it's a 10
The same shit. I don't think there's any stat difference, but this is a new suppressor I
Don't think the stats are any different though
Really around sugar we're going down swinging
W. Thanks, Trey. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Heard this shit up
Swing in
All right, boy. Yes, sir will always be a good band
Well, at least they're old. Their first album was great. Their first album is really fucking
good.
I
Drops for killing your stash space. Oh, no, I
Have too much loot my stash. It's such a hard life. Oh, no, Tony gives me amazing drops
And stashes overflowing with wealth and riches
Whatever shall I do?
my life is pain existence is misery
oh no oh no oh no
Yeah, oh, no, my A5 Wagyu steak is too marbled and has too many juices in it.
I, oh, no.
I'm sending you back to the kitchen, please.
Get back into Tarkov.
You like pain, suffering, CBT, perhaps pegging?
That's pretty sweet.
Hey, sweet, eh?
Yeah, actually, not pegging, Steve Vanella.
This game's hardcore as fuck.
There's nothing vanilla about this game, so I should be comparing this.
Oh, that guy's... is he dead?
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
doesn't kill
come on, gonna bring me a new pew pew
he's bringing me
Oh, I or what?
Hey, what?
Dude, is this just not accurate?
This is not, like, what?
That actually doesn't make sense how I'm not hitting him.
What am I hitting?
No, you can see they saw the impacts. They really got way off to the right.
I guess two mines isn't enough to kill.
Yeah, you're gonna bring in you're gonna breathe in all the pizza fumes and
and you die that's on you.
I hit him again, I don't know if the last shot killed me or not.
I'm not sure if he's dead or not, it's too hard to see him, that's in the right way, I
was hitting him, it's just, I don't know really what it is, these DMRs have not been
too good for me
raise uh...
thank you very very much for the five years
for
i'm tired just it's not
it's not a hit
something feels funky about
let's see maybe it's because i have a sixteen inch barrel and one point eight
moa is pretty shit
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I didn't miss a whole bag. I missed like 35% of a bag, right? There's a difference.
Tell me some slack. Little bit of a difference.
35 versus Hanna vertex.
Oh, I was, uh...
Oh, I was, uh...
Dude, what did I do to you, Santa?
Why are you kill on site for me now, you fucking asshole?
What the fuck did I do?
This guy every time I see him, he starts blasting.
I killed him like 10 times today, but he's not supposed to remember that.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I don't think so. He shot at me first thing the other day.
First thing I ran, he was right in front of me, so he'd shoot at me.
Right in the beginning of the road.
Look hard, do I have more of them?
Let's get out of here.
We're at like 47 road kills now.
This is good. It's literally just an SR-25. It's the same thing.
I'm going to try with the longer barrel.
If that makes any difference.
Might help with the accuracy a little bit for these long shots.
Pressure gauge, North Sass, just do a long barrel on here, it should be fine.
I'm going to run the old school home. I'm going to wear a beanie with a cold, keep
my ears warm it's freezing outside have you not seen the weather is quite
Fightful outside
Bum bum bum
And seven rogues. Oh no six rogues because Santa
I wonder if
Santa Claus on this map has rogue AI and he stays aggro on you because you've killed him in a previous raid
Because that's how like the boss AI works on this map
No
He's just mad at me
maybe I told him too much maybe Santa has his own hidden rep I nuked it
he's got there's you have Santa Claus rep just can't view it finds really bad
you
Okay, me tanks are good
48 goddamn halfway. All right, I'm around the bathroom give me a second guys
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right
That's frostbite. If you want to get rid of the frostbite, you have to wear a winter headwear.
Not masks headwear. A warm hat. Warm hat only. It's got to be in the headwear slot. It's
not in the headwear slot. It don't work.
Iverson your god damn right it's Tony Iverson your god damn right it is
so
are there three
Okay.
62 months and still hard.
Yes, sir. Thank you. Thank you.
Keeps on turning
Gloves would help nah, do you got any gloves for frostbite be gloves for
These were the hair mask for me the Judy hop mask I
Don't think you're gonna wear a hat with it. Otherwise. No, you can't cuz I tried doing the Grinch one
You can't wear a hat with the Grinch
Doesn't let you
Otherwise I would be I'd be grinched up right now
Stars are they'll be back. They'll be back. We'll be back doing the gamble
We will definitely be back
We will be back
Oh Lord, we are at the worst spawn, I mean it was about time we got it, but damn, damn.
There's not where you want to be trying to kill rogues.
This is not at all where you want to be.
Nah, I'm not going to be sad. I'm not in a hurry. I'm just going to play out the rain.
Alright, I don't feel like sitting in the queue again, man.
We just waited five minutes. You want to wait another five?
I think it would be the optimal thing to do, but it's not going to be optimal.
I'm alright being suboptimal.
I need PMC kills too, which I think we could just get done on factory, but I don't think
I need PMC kills, too, which I granted we could just get done on factoring pretty quickly, but
we're gonna say we're not a rush. We're not gonna even prestige right away.
Dinger, thank you for the prime.
We're not gonna prestige right away because of the event, so this isn't like a
priority. Get it done as fast as humanly possible type of situation.
Thanks for the bits on the smooth thank you for the gifted sub
Love from the UK mate. Hello. Thank you, sir
She's your brother
and
are you
Well, trim the dowel and just a fucking happy holidays
from Italy on the magical Bitcoin.
Auntiest, thank you very much for Christmas.
They all look good.
He's here.
I'll be right back.
As far as it's 200.
By the fact that I could hear that guy is kind of fucking crazy.
the sounds good
back and back and back
where is head
and now fuck
gone
much love to me
Merry Christmas
I'm going to give it a down or to see if he's gone.
He's gone.
Thank you, poor text.
Thank you sir. The fakest Slim Shady. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you Slim. Merry Christmas bro.
Nothing there.
Nothing.
I
I feel like I have to leave that alive.
I feel like I have to lead that... Oh, there's a guy out there.
I feel like I have to lead that so much.
I don't know, but...
The SR-25, something's off with it, yeah.
Something feels way off with that gun.
the
small one
I feel like I had to shoot that guy was running I had to lead a lot.
I was aiming like pretty far ahead of us just to start hitting him.
Yeah all of them are pretty good.
They're all pretty solid.
I made these bug.
Could be.
Mary Krimastoni, thank you for-
The problem is I don't know what else
I would use to farm rogues.
What else would I use?
I think it's not going to range do it. Thank you.
I was using it the other day. It felt good.
It'll let me out of the damn right then I run.
I don't think it's ever gonna let me out all the four all that four
I need to send this to someone, copy, oh thank you, so I want to send this against the wall.
I
M1a is good still dude the M1a sucks the M1a sucks so bad that they had to change test drive because I got a
So dog shit
Like on his garbage man
everybody knows actually it used to be amazing to back on used to fucking slam
back in the day I used to run it so much
I used to use the M1A with the sass chassis that thing was so fucking good I
think my highest kill rate ever was actually with the sass M1A sass
I
Was on interchange it was interchange with an M1 a sass
How times have changed?
Oh my god
How times have changed see Walter dude, holy fuck 50 gifted subs brother
Good Lord, thank you. Huge 50. Walter, thank you so much man. Merry Christmas to you.
Good God, thank you.
So, all our cells against the wall, all the connect, we'll put it down here, we'll put
the Biconnect down there, I have so many Biconnecks.
I have so many Biconnecks.
What do we say G28 we're going to try?
and
but not that that that take that off that and not actually let's do a boo boo maybe
it's the razor scope fucking
I'm going to be a raiser Walter huge thank you again for all the subs man thank you very very much
the
in the
last three
years as a star and a thank you brother
and else
I'm into the way.
I'm in front of the rogues, that's not bad to be honest.
You get a decent spawn for it, it takes a while though.
A lot of lighthouse raids to kill on the rogues.
that it definitely is
that it definitely is
I don't love that as to the
thanks for the content
thank you Slothman
thank you
thank you
I don't know
the
Fucker of mine.
Hopefully this gun treats me well.
I think the voodoo scope might be a nice change.
whoops, whoops, sorry, whoopsy, my IRW wife, Merry Christmas man.
I knocked the bottle off of my desk and it fell into a stack of plates and it launched
a spoon and a fork.
The chain reaction of disastrous events
Do dishes well do them at the end of the night
At the end of the night do the dishes I'm not getting a midstream and washing dishes
Thank you for the five gifted subs atomic. Thank you very, very much. Great name of two years as my desk is clean, two years longer than it's legit clean as fuck.
I'm a clean desk. It's literally clean.
I
Would you like me to show my desk
Let me take a video right now
Let's send it on discord right now. I'll show you it's clean as fuck
I'll die in this damn raid to show you. Okay. I'll show you the desk after
I shouldn't die this very good. We got blasted a big spawn
Take video. Yeah, I'm waiting because the chat you could use formulating a video
It's literally clean as fuck
I just sent it to our moderators, literally fucking clean, I'll pull it up.
Oh God.
Oh my God.
Merry Christmas, brother.
Yeah, my desk is super fucking clean.
See, he's never seen a desk so clean.
The fuck, you see that dude?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Fuck that bitch.
Let's see Paul Allen's desk.
Let's see Paul Allen's desk.
Fuck that SR-25 nonsense.
This thing's got the accuracy.
Yeah, I'll pull it out right now.
I'm about to chill a quarter right here after I shoot this rogue.
He's not even there to shoot, so we're good.
You guys have never seen a desk this fresh and this clean in your whole fucking life.
I almost a video.
It's so clean.
Look at it.
It's, look how clean it is, dude.
Dirty desk.
Fuck out of here.
Look at that thing.
It's spotless.
That lube? Yeah, it's a lube tube. It's a lube tube. It's an aqua for immediate relief
for severely dry lips. It's a lip lube. I like how I shoot. Dude, that guy just fucking
install my rogue and you didn't even fucking kill him.
Well, I thought there was more gear than he was.
The skin on your lips is the same type as the skin on your ass.
I didn't know that, don't ask me how I did, but was it actually?
Merry Christmas brother.
I don't know where that roge went.
I don't know where that roge went.
How come my ass never gets chapped then, what my lips do?
Why do we get swamp ass but not swamp lips if that's the case?
This doesn't sound right.
I'm not believing this.
It sounds like some bullshit to me. Distraction.
Distraction from the truth.
Stop licking your lips and tries them out.
That could you have some like oils or something and then you're stripping the oils as I work
Stop all right if you could if you could lick your ass we need to get you in a circus because that's fucking incredible
I don't care about anything else we're getting you in Cirque du Soleil you're
gonna be like one of those guys that crawls out of the fucking box and then
one foot by one foot box and you pop out of it like an accordion
I've got a lot of robes.
What does this say, unusual one?
What does this say?
Unusual, what?
Scored stuff.
This will go back in time.
This rogoback in there. I think he's dead.
Let me get the one on the rear gun if possible.
Dude, honestly, the G28 better than the SL25. That SL25, that thing shoots fucking sideways
I swear I swear that gun shoots sideways
MOA is actually better.
SR25 is like 1.8 but I didn't have the long barrel on it but this thing is better ergo
with a longer barrel. Yeah, but that thing, they got them crooked barrels on those.
I'm not sure.
I have something on my...
something's scraping.
I don't see it.
something's strafing
it's the roach
the roach is trapped
I don't have no rogue spawn, as we go into building three and check.
I don't have a northern road.
I don't have a northern road extract.
Well, I can go back up on the mountain, I just got up to the swimming, I gotta get
out of here.
I go back up on the mountain or car might be here and there's nothing there.
I'm on the roof.
I'm just on the roof.
I don't need a fucking player up here.
Oh
Fucking player up here. What the shit
What the shit
Oh fuck, what the rogue.
Okay, run.
Spin down, spin it out, spin it out.
Can't let me, pussy, I'm ducking, oh my god, wait, I can't let me.
yeah pussy you can't hit me like that little bitch you can't get me yeah get
me I'm too slick
I
Find it a little we know it's weird to think about
When you hear like a random voice actor doing those noises
It's one thing because it's just like you don't know the person but then I just imagine the key to like in a studio
Because you know what he looks like?
Right?
I think it's weird where you know what he looks like.
You can put a face to it.
Otherwise it's just like ambiguous voice.
Bleh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Who the fuck though?
Why'd you run away?
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
I'm making all your message for Christmas.
Sorry, Merry Christmas.
Gotcha.
Where's this?
Where is this chiseler up here?
This tricky trickster.
you trick me trickster
okay
Anybody see him? I don't fucking see him.
I
Hate this map. I fucking hate this map. This map fucking sucks
I thought when he was shooting at me his way to the right, he could have moved.
Could have moved.
I feel like we've done quite a few roadkills. Quite a few roadkills. I could maybe use
a little breather from running light house.
Food.
of
I have any guns gabbing MP7 or now I want something of the scope I think
you
I
5
204
Just some cost arms some cost arms
And they were UX for our
Wait, what UX pro?
You just have to wear a winter hat for frostbite. That's it.
As long as you have a headwear slot with a winter hat, you're good.
I'm going to go back to the
times winner hat. Honestly, not
that much where people keep
asking. Nobody knows how to get
rid of the frostbite. She's
just pop up in game. Where a
Are you feeling cold?
Vodka and whiskey work, but it only lasts for like a minute
So it's pretty pointless when you're gonna just bring 12 vodkas into like 20 vodkas into a raid
I'm just kidding.
Mark.
That's too much work.
I'll wear a beauty.
I was aware of being in.
Fixed all my problems.
That sounds a little bit easier, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
worse it did today versus today it damages you yesterday it didn't so it
might keep getting worse and worse I don't know
I'm not sure
I'd be a thing where like every day it gets colder and colder and then eventually
If you go outside without your beanie, you die.
You just bought in and died if you don't have a hat on.
Oh, no, you're frozen dead.
Bye.
Bye.
I'm in a now we'll get him any second now we'll get in.
Oh, really? Sorry.
Maybe you shouldn't have put on the song. It's putting me to bed.
I want to custom stacked. Not that stacked.
I'm not that stacked.
I have seen the smoke of food atrees.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, full auto.
We got like no PMC kills on lighthouse through all that.
What a rust.
Oh, what's going on over there?
I wonder if people are fighting already.
I'd possibly be fighting already, right?
the
hell is you doing
What the hell is you doing man?
What the hell is you doing?
That guy's been going bananas with that MP5 up ahead.
Let's go and investigate up ahead, and me too, what?
I got nothing.
They're all fighting at the bridge.
That's an MP7 back there, if I can get into two stored ones.
We might be able to kill these guys from inside.
of
the
death
of
They're a lot further than I thought, they'd be like at the top of that hill, they'd
be at the railroad tracks.
Alright, when I get anything from there, we'll look for them.
Yeah, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, man. Thanks, Oak.
You know one guy is an MP, so fuck those scabs, I thought that was a guy.
Of course, of course, like why, why, why is that scab there to fuck me up?
Dude, my lock is so shit.
I just gotta be a scoundrel that blows my cover right before I walk up to that guy.
unfortunate. And now he chased me. What? How do I not hear this?
of
How's he doing in there?
Oh, it could have been no now is a regular scab you had that like medical-looking jacket
on that blue medical jacket not the blue.
The Meshallegard one.
And then...
PCP.
surprise no one's in dorms
Let's see what's up the tree.
They got any presents for me?
I see a present.
Ballad, John B.'s Christmas tree juice.
Big present.
He's got a big present for me?
And Santa Claus is really fucking mad at me.
You must get mad at you when you kill him a bunch, because he is pissed.
Every time I see him, he's so shooting me.
Yeah.
Yo.
There's some shawls up here.
Yes.
Ramban! Ramban!
Rashal's little elves. His little, little elves.
I think he just has his own, like, rapper aggro and if you kill him a lot, he will just hate
you.
He'll have killed him a lot.
I was like, oh, we don't lose fence rep, and I just started murdering him every time
I saw him.
I think it's backfired on me
I'm not quite sure how that works, but definitely don't lose rep for it
I think you do
The high goes for 80k what
uh, the elf hat?
you know about the elf hat?
Santa's an ass hat.
if he doesn't want to die, he should stop giving me croutons.
that's right dude, you gave me a fucking slicker's part before I said
take this bullet to the face!
I've had some 12k, that's what I figured, something like that.
I can't save elf hats, I'm gonna prestige, there's nothing to save, nothing to save.
I just don't know what all these fucking players are on this map.
I mean, how do I just... how do I get both the worms all myself?
I'm just swang.
Got it.
Alright, well there was a huge fight up here before we might die where I'm going right now.
Could be bad.
Good body there.
He's a little bit okay.
It's a good sign.
Very good, son.
Okay, okay
Yeah, wow, that's a lot of dead people that's an MP5 I heard shoot 400 bullets
A lot of dead bodies there.
I think they could have done more with it, but they were not going to do it.
but it's fine. It's not like the most intricate lore I've ever seen in my life, you know.
At least like the story of it, but they do a good job with putting the lore in the game,
if that makes sense. The story's pretty straightforward. Evil Corporation, yada yada.
then I killed when I was at the tent. Yeah. Must have killed him. Yeah.
Hey, who's the guy at the fence near the tent that was shooting at me? I must have
hit him in the head.
But in the normal ground. I didn't even think he died. It was really hard to see.
What's in the present trash what's in my other present trash
That's what I get for Christmas
I
you
These are 2,000 rubles each guys you said they were someone said they were 80 and someone said they were
12,000
What
Oh,
Oh,
Lee.
Merry Christmas,
schooners.
Thank you.
Speak for yourself.
Okay, explain this to me.
How is my loading bar 50% done?
The estimated wait time is 4 minutes and 30 seconds and we've been loading for a minute
and 10 seconds.
was that 50% of the way there? That doesn't sound right. Alright, it doesn't seem like
it makes much sense
it's not 50% done i mean it wasn't
fucking 45% done either
what do you mean
It's not a percentage. It's a completion. Well, then why is every bar of equal size?
It's definitely a percentage. Right? They're all equivalently sized bars.
Merry Christmas. Hope you're having a great day and good race.
Thank you.
Oh, it has nine bars.
It has nine bars.
Seven plus one, two stages of depression.
loading objects.
I'm going to add two more to the
next.
Stage of grief.
Oh, stages of grief. Yeah.
Yup.
They added two more. There's
someone just paying.
Let me in.
Let me in.
What do these little dots mean?
That one and that one.
What's the stage?
What does that represent?
That's when you can't back out.
Is that what it is?
It's the flared, okay, yo, what the fuck?
It's the flared base.
Ah.
Oh, you're delayed.
You have been delayed.
I just died in your arms tonight.
I'm accused scuffed as well.
Man, I wouldn't say mine's scuffed yet, but it's getting there
It's getting there
Yeah, you're not too bad
Should have walked away
I
Yeah
The bus in the bridge in the snow is so fucking bad.
You actually just stand out like a sore thumb.
like that
like that
ow
this is almost there
Okay, well that guy's locked in.
I hate to spawn so much.
You don't normally see people sitting on top of the tank. I guess I have a new spot to check now.
I guess his damage loss over distance is why I'm alive.
He's probably using SSAP ammo or something like that.
And it loses all its damage at range.
556 is trash. Really bad, I don't know.
It doesn't do any damage or anything.
I feel like BT ammo doesn't do anything in range.
One of the other animals ain't bad though.
Just throwing your block out of our nice really bad range too, when I'm using them.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Bottle scabs.
Oh, maybe I was a player.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
What the fuck is that?
What? Who does that?
Interesting.
Oh, that was a player. I saw him. I saw him.
and
I can see him walk by here.
me
I heard something outside by the car.
I think it's just a scab, but I never know.
of
I'd like to know where this guy went to.
This is gonna be a scab, right?
Where the fuck is this guy, what?
I don't understand this guy at all.
I just heard something on my left on snow.
Merry Christmas, Captain.
you just shut the door
and now he's opening it again
and now he's shutting it again
yeah he's sniping or he's cheating one of the two one of the two
I mean, the original grenade was really weird and then that kind of just confirms that.
Hmm.
This is hard metal.
that about confirms that beyond the doubt
and there's multiple of them.
It's not just one person, it's multiple.
I think he's actually just cheating.
I think they're just cheating.
What's this?
Oh, this is annoying.
Oh, this is annoying.
Oh, this guy's cheating.
This guy's legit just cheating.
He's not even sniping, it's legit just cheats.
guys this is just sort of cheats
He's just straight up got wallhacks.
I make it so fucking obvious to like they make it a little less obvious in how much
You're a loser. You have to be a cheat on Christmas.
I'm getting chased by the guys too.
My die right here.
I lived. I lived. That was really annoying. That was super duper annoying.
I would love if one of those nades killed them that would be great that would be so
fucking great I doubt it but that would be awesome
That sucks.
That sucks.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Sorry, son, dang.
Show me what it's worth.
Okay, we live to die another day.
I live to die another day.
Day, day raid.
a raid fight of the night raid
you
I know I know
I'm just cover my shit now just in case you never know
You never, never know.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, the bathroom guys,
I'll be right back home.
you
you
you
you
We're back.
You get access to the tank helmet quest.
I think you have to do Shooter Born in Heaven.
Well, not mistaken.
Bargo X4 and Shooter Born in Heaven.
There you go.
I don't think that the headphones are all that great, though
They're better than the other ones, but they're still kind of man the ambient volume on them is really really loud
Like really really loud
And I'll be having fun, yeah.
better than G... Wait, you think they're better than GSSH?
Hey, B. The GSSH sucked from me earlier. I was using them with Yushanka on Woods for the event quest. They were... bad.
I didn't do the hundred rugs, I did half of it.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
Classic. Classic, dude. Classic. Classic.
I got some fucking prodigy, holy shit. I got some prodigy.
Well, I will be changing my servers for sure.
This is a game of all time.
I will definitely be changing my servers.
That's two just rage cheaters in a row.
That was sick.
It's fucking Christmas.
are we doing with our lives there's gotta be something better in these people's lives they're
really asked to be I don't believe it man I don't believe it like how could this be how you choose
to spend Christmas like really that we're down that bad you cheat the video games on Christmas
Like that's just dude bewilders me
No.
Those are two fun rides.
We're two super fun rides.
the
Other grip.
That's our gun.
Some more mags.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, this has got to go a little bit better.
This can't be worse than the last two raids, right?
Can't be.
possibly. It can't possibly.
of half a brain now cheating is not a it's not a mental deficiency it's a moral deficiency
worm raised right corrupted trash human subhuman you're like basically to me like the equivalent
of a worm honestly I value a worm more than those people
for sure. Save the worm, save the worm. Save the worm. Save the worm. Save the worm.
Save the worm
Run the G28 unsuppressed. I don't think there's any reason to so now
I don't think there's any reason to
Mm-mm.
Gonna do a little, a little rogue killing this raid,
potentially, if possible.
the
top
of the
It's like the equivalent of remember when you were in school and like you touch the bottom of the desk and there would be like a dried up piece of gum stuck to the bottom of it.
That's kind of the equivalent of them to me.
The dried up desk gum.
Stine, thank you, sir.
It's offensive to the gum.
Right up, gum.
I'm going to call you.
Um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
I'll see you in a minute.
Be laid.
Be laid.
I'll see you in a minute.
China has a social number attached to their games isn't that no that's Korea
not North South Korea not North Korea they don't have internet North Korea
South Korea has the gaming you use your ID or whatever for games
unless China does that now too but I thought they just lowered your social
credit if you get caught cheating
her
not spawn
Not the spawn that we wanted.
That whole thing you just typed out of a cheater's, I don't believe it.
Most people cheating in video games are not doing it to make money.
They do it because they enjoy cheating and I don't believe the whole it's people in it's people in poor countries making a living
You're not a poor country with internet and a gaming PC and multiple accounts that escaped from Tarkov making a living cheating
I don't buy that
How are you that poor that you can't have a job but you can afford a PC to run this game and buy copies of the game over and over I
Refuse to believe
I'm sure there are some people, but I refuse to believe that that's the majority.
It's just people cheating because they just want to cheat.
They don't get anything out of it, the majority of them.
We will be playing yes. Yes we will.
I still don't buy it like I said I believe it happens for sure but I don't
I refuse to believe that that's the majority of cheaters. There's not people
like oh I'm trying to make a living and put food on the table for my family
no it's some fucking guy that just hates himself has miserable ass
existence and just wants to spread it on to other people and feel powerful
because it's the only time you can feel like he's a success in any capacity. That's an average cheater.
It's not, it's not, oh, I'm feeding my family. We're suffering. It's just people that suck. Oh, it is.
of
the
Aiden.
Skill deal.
Honestly, we're just going to reset this way.
It's so scuffed.
Honestly, we're just gonna reset this way it's so scuffed.
Cheating in a video game.
Feed your family, you're an idiot.
like sell pictures of your butthole on the internet like a normal person.
Or an honest living.
Or someone else over here.
I
Don't know if they pay extra for that
Bad I don't know I don't think they pay extra for that someone might
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Warring raids? Well I just got cheated on twice in a row. And then last raid we got
the bad spawn and then I got my armor shredded so staying in there ain't gonna
produce much of anything for us.
I took a lot of damage to level four plates from the meeting.
I'm going to be back.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Why can't I?
the
game made by a company comprised of many people in their livelihoods and their their jobs right
if you owned a restaurant and someone walked into the restaurant and started
throwing sand into everyone's food on the table you'd be pretty pissed about it right oh it's just
a plate of food whatever sort of dart in there right just whatever just some food just a piece
It's a check-in. It doesn't really matter.
Not a big deal.
He's throwing dirt to pay for his face, and he's throwing dirt to feed his family, yeah.
Yup.
Cheating will become illegal.
Brother, they couldn't even block out some words on some files without fucking up.
The government ain't doing shit about it.
They ain't doing shit.
You think they're gonna catch people cheating?
They can't even, they can't cover up a fucking PDF.
They're not doing shit.
and
they are well they can cover up but they can cover up a PDF
you're using your own time
to catch what I'm throwing
the one
the one
to think that you for the 10 gifted some set that you would have a much
some true friday
get up, get up, get up, get up
got cat hair
cat hair in my mouse
Yes.
Yes.
Remember that?
You.
Thank you.
Gunnelism.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, Gunna.
And I'll be the one to legit.
I'm not going to be doing this.
Vating.
Vating.
Vating.
Vating.
Fried egg.
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, Mr. Egg.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for the tier two.
you very much. This is the most wide 2k song when biscuit, when biscuit forever.
Limpisket will always be cool.
Not a phase mom, I swear they'll always be cool.
They will always be cool.
See you, see you lately.
Limpisket forever.
I
Um
Happy 14 months, I appreciate you streaming on YouTube now
So I can watch the stream while I am at work since everything else is blocked
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Happy use of Prime Sun, as are really stupid right now,
almost her four minutes for every ten minutes
of watching you, Tony.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Plus, those ad minutes don't count towards the drops.
Oh, that's not true.
I don't think that's true.
That's not true.
Nobody climbing up there.
No, he's killing my rogues.
No!
You dirty lever action man, stop it.
My rogues.
to kill the one on the grenade launcher because he would be getting shot if he didn't.
I'm not looking at that right there, fuck.
I think I'll go up to the body.
I'm gonna action this shawarma man, f**k that shawarma man, f**k that.
That'll be dead.
I don't know, rogues.
All inside.
Some fish.
Gonna be all inside.
Or someone else killed them already.
This guy definitely killed the one in front of me, but there could be someone else that
shot him.
It's possible, I just don't see any of them on the guns, none of those guns have robes.
I hit a level four plates in his armor.
I don't think it was a level 6 unless I read it backwards but it looked like a level 4 to me.
Well, they're not inside here.
Oh, thank you very much.
I was a good boy this year.
That's not my best name, yeah.
My best behavior.
Sad if I don't get any road kills here.
Not even one there. What? There are all of them.
I don't want that one.
I'm so confused there's... no, who's that? Is that a player?
Yeah, that's a killed them all.
Man, that is a lot of bullet travel.
Go reset.
Rogues is dead.
All the robes is dead and we're going to be.
Do you have paintballs?
I don't know man, I made these trash this way.
At least for me.
It feels slow and inaccurate and weak.
I feel super weak tonight this time.
173 meters per second velocity. That's pretty low. Actually, really low. It's like, fucking
super low. I don't, I don't love using the DMRs in this way, but for killing the rogues,
They carry the damage at range to one tap them, so they work well for that.
I feel like PvP, they felt really shitty to me.
Rogers, Rogers, thank you for the tier three sub.
Thank you very much, Rogers.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you very much, man.
I
Wait
That was a bug door again.
a lot of red rebel
no rogues can't have red rebels the guy killed can have one but you can't take it off of them unless you've found no you can't take it off of them ever
only melee item you can take off of players is the cultist knife
That one you can't ever save
All right, let's get it on let's get it on
You know like 50k, I don't know maybe would be
Said 30 something I just sold it for whatever it's sudden
the
the bigger gun wall
and I could extend it
I could have
of them you'll need it. Yeah, I still got it. I'll throw it up there at some point.
I still have it. That thing's pretty cool. Pretty cool.
Oops, I should know
Wow, whatever. Probably do
killed by a flying AI
The rogues of the machine guns can fly favorite gun I own
M-60e6 or I'm a 93 R
Probably one of those I
Haven't seen the flying rogues yet. Maybe last raid they were flying and that's why I didn't see them
but they
They could have been zooming in the air
I haven't seen the flying rogues yet, though you guys have told me about them. I've yet to witness it in the flesh. I
Saw a clip of some dude. He one tapped like a flying PMC
Or something out of the sky on customs
I don't know what to deal with that was
Or one shower away from New Year's
Or one ass wipe away from your ears, too
Do look at that
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I want to see.
V sync on that the secret I want
V sync on.
V sinks no good.
Showers overrated.
Shower sounds real nice right
now.
I feel real good right now.
Oh, no time, and I've gone.
The wind in the summer of the rain.
Give me that damn cowbell.
Arc Raiders is cringe-wise.
What's cringe about it?
What's so cringe about Arc Raiders?
What's wrong with that?
Fills the niche.
What's wrong with that?
Not everyone wants to have their fucking nipples and alligator clamps to get kicked in the
in the nuts repeatedly while they play video games, you know?
Not for everyone.
Some of us love that shit, but not everyone loves that.
Well, painful sometimes.
Wait, what?
You heard me?
You heard me?
I
Early what the hell that is really late it doesn't 2 a.m
I think I'm gonna get a haircut tomorrow.
The barbershops are open. They're open after Christmas, right?
Gotta be. Now it's a different question than I get up.
I don't know if I'll be awake.
Oh my god.
Goklum.
Oh, 25 gifted.
Thudness.
Gracious Goklum.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Merry Christmas, sir.
Thank you very much.
Everything will reopen tomorrow.
Tony's Pizza doesn't reopen tomorrow.
this piece of never closes.
Can't reopen if you never close.
About that.
Yeah, intentionally. I'm not trying to do all the events, so...
I don't know what I'm talking about.
It doesn't matter what I prestige.
You're fucked when you loot AI at a mounted MG.
You were getting fucked doing that and then they fixed it and they might have broken it
again.
I thought I heard.
I haven't tried it.
Just because I'm scared.
I'm empty
What is he doing?
How is he moving with such speed?
I was crazy fucking zoom it that that that that that that that that that that that
they're doing 3060s
Rogue doing oh he's rich his name Richard is he like yo I'm rich millionaire
Yeah, they have no armor.
Can I see the one road from here on the gun?
I can't.
You can't see that road from anywhere.
That one though.
One there.
seen from the hill what will I back here back here you can surely you come back here
That did not sound like a machine gun shooting at me.
to check for that guy. Yeah, that was an OBSI.
Catch ya. Catch ya.
expect to notice we're gonna 11 30 p.m. on Christmas
you gotta do what you gotta do right
sucks last minute though my two durability on my front plate fuck yeah
I love that gotta get that money you gotta get that money
I have my money!
There you go. Thank you, broski.
Big boom roski.
Better have my money.
Wait.
Thank you, aqua lights.
Thank you, sir.
do do do do
looking nothing
got nothing coming
no nothing John Snow
I'm just gonna say someone just shot a roguerator like he's alone I gotta look fucking weird
I don't know if he's alone.
I should have shut the door and loot him.
You've got to be kidding me.
Mary Belated Customized John.
Mary Belated.
Was that a 10 through Ability Armor plate?
That was a 10 out of 10 front plate with no other plate.
That's outrageous work.
I think. Oh, look at a good shot in the back. Yeah, but then you also can't swap. You can't
Swap plates in your front gets destroyed.
Yeah, we're gonna let that guy in there sweat a little bit.
I think his boy's stuff in the lead we got over here for.
We ain't got much in terms of loot, but that's fine.
This ain't a pear for the first time.
How do you guys like this apples or better?
I don't love pears.
I can't seem a huge fan of a pear.
It's just like a weird tasting apple.
Oh, that's good apple.
I used to like green apples more when I was younger. I like red apples now.
Same thing with grapes. Red grapes, red grapes, red apples are better.
There are 3,000 different varieties of pears you can keep every single one of them.
You can keep every last one of them.
Keep the damn pears away from me.
What are you talking about the flavor is delicious.
What are you even saying?
They taste great.
No roach.
No roach.
A lot of busting.
Face.
A lot of pretend.
Apples and peanut butter.
Yeah, that's a good combo.
That's a dangerous combo.
Honey, crisp apples the best.
That's usually what I go for.
There might be some like, oh, people said there's like a,
isn't there a cosmic, cosmic apple?
Isn't that the best?
I don't think I've ever had one.
Cosmic apple.
I don't think I've had one of those.
that
and
Thank you. Zeno. Dude, thank you so much for the 10 gifted. Thank you very much. You know,
Merry Christmas. I've been a great one. Thank you.
All right. Let's go. I'm going to run the bathroom. I'll be right back guys. Thank
you again. Zeno. Give me a second.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Okay, dude I got my cat a toy today a
Bunch of toys with one that he liked you're already fucking destroyed. It's a day old
Not even a day old.
This test drive sucks.
Alright, we're going to sweat.
I don't know if that shot landed on that guy.
It might have.
It might have, but...
But, I think I'll send that.
Dog did the same thing.
He didn't fucking, it's like a,
there's one of those, what's that brand, Kong?
Where they're like, supposed to be super, super durable.
It looks like a little farby.
He fucking shredded it up already.
He must have liked it.
Damn.
I don't know the angles to shoot from up here, to be real.
Merry Christmas to you, Filthy Animal, Merry Christmas to you, sir.
Thank you, brother.
That's a buddy.
Let's see if we can get him.
Well, you can't see this machine gunner from here, either.
Where the fuck can you shoot that gunner from?
It's got 360 degree coverage.
Take farm and shard.
Shot.
it's fucking Santa Claus dude
Dude! Ow!
He hates me!
You're warned guys, if you kill Santa Claus a lot, I think he perma hates you.
of
Please.
Die!
I'm just hurting way low.
Christmas
I was hurting way low
They shoot him in the toes
Okay, okay, what the fuck oh
Okay, all right, that's chill
All right
Anna is fucking cracked
Well, don't kill Santa Claus guys. He is very angry
He is very angry dude. I had 36. Holy fuck. What the fuck? 36? That's insane.
How many fucking shots?
Right here fine if you kill them once I killed them like a lot.
I did kill that first guy damn
It's kind of nuts
Mmm-hmm. I killed him several times today. I wonder if they'll chill out at all
Kind of regret doing it. I
Didn't think anything would happen
63 rogues.
This takes a while.
Wee!
Hmm.
I'm not sure.
You need a mask, a beanie.
I will respect Santa a little bit more next time.
All that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
One year.
Good day all to the sky.
Merry Christmas brother.
I
Made me and made me
Hey, what the G28 is working a whole lot better than the SR 25 I think that SR 25 is kind of ass this way
feels very inaccurate
which ammo do you need for terminal
a good bit a good bit for a flannel pump cover thanks james thank you a lot the two of them are yes sir
And...
The Saint...
The song's insane. This is an amazing song. Honestly, brother, he's slipping on its best song.
even though it sounds nothing like the vast majority of their music, it's probably the
best song.
I
have to save yourself.
I disagree.
The other day I was at the mall and a kid at the Asian Nail Place was watching your stream on the flat screen TV. You've made it pal.
They're watching me in the Asian Nail Parlor in the mall?
Damn, I really have made it.
Transcending boundaries every day. That's fire.
It's actually sick.
I got that Asian nail salon motion shit that's a motion talk about but there's not much bigger
motion than that that's pretty nuts I mean I should just quit now I don't think I don't
there's anywhere else up to go. Can I go anywhere more up? Can I go further up?
That's the top of the mountain. We've reached the summit.
at the Asian Nelson on the do ass waxing too wait chat you guys go and get your ass waxed
you guys do that
I
Kept okay
Right
And twice a week from what do you have it?
Get a little shop of horrors back there. What the fuck is going on see more
Wax me see more
please
Fuck is going on back there and twice a week
Oh
Good Lord
Holy shit somebody get a wee wacker
Where are we actually trolling know you guys whack you guys get ass waxes
There's no way bro, there's no fucking way you guys are going to get ass waxes
There's no fucking way.
I do the whole manzillion, wait, we're trolling, it's called a manzillion.
Actually, it sounds to like, the manzillion, the manzillion ass waxing.
If I go in and I ask for the Manzillian ass waxing, they'll know what I'm talking about?
Or are they going to look at me like I'm from Jupiter?
Lasered your ass?
Like...
The whole ass?
The buttocks and the starfish?
How's that go? How's that working out for you?
fucking die thank you wait a shot yep we can
That one?
That one?
Wait a minute, I'm just a goddamn sniper right now.
And that one?
I'm just a sniper right now.
Bing bang boom pow!
Everybody's dead.
Just like that.
A person who cleans their house
surely expects a visitor.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Who cleans their house surely expects a visitor.
Ha ha ha ha!
Back to our previous conversation.
Back to the...
Ha ha ha ha!
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like a fucking hotel back there.
That was good. That was good. Well played. Well played.
Well played. Should I try it for science guys? Get a Manzillian ass waxing?
I think that would hurt really bad, wouldn't that be quite painful?
Live stream it? I mean, surely I'd be allowed to, right?
If I can film birth on stream, I can film an ass waxing, as long as I'm not showing the inner workings of the waxing.
Surely you're allowed to do that, right?
Like you just yeah, we put a pool in the background. We put like a little big towel up
I don't see why not
As long as you don't do the clear chair ass waxing stream, then you're probably fine
Oh, my God, damn it.
I've been growing hairs.
Somebody brought it up.
I didn't start the conversation.
Continuing it I'm just carrying it on
Or is it a four-year-old virgin scene that wasn't an ass. Well, that's just a chest waxing
That must suck to do that to people all day, being like a professional waxer all day or
just waxing coochie and potholes.
Yo.
Yo.
I want more rogue above me.
Thanks, Canadian.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
what a doctor does well not all doctors like some doctors yeah all day you're
just you know what if you're like a what do you call the guy who works on like
colons and prostates I don't even know what you call a doctor what do you call
that guy a proctologist there you go yeah it's honestly it's even worse
because you went to school for like 10 years to do that as well you had 10 years to think it over
someone in here has got to be a proctologist anyone in here a proctologist like an actual not
like a hobbyist proctologist like a real proctologist i'm not talking to you just you know you do it
funny
I play one on TV
Huh
We're talking about your TV character. What?
Talk about
It's bank, what, proctology?
Probably.
I mean, well, it's not like any kind of, if you're like a private practice doctor, any
kind of specialist, and you do well, you make a shit ton of money, isn't that just
That's not how it goes.
Astro and Urology is crazy. Why?
Just there's not a lot of them.
You just want to be, do you want to be the type that there's not a lot of so people just have to go to you? There's no options.
You just pick like some obscure, like specialist anesthesiologist.
That's what I've heard.
I worked a job once.
And the guy, there was this older Indian guy that worked across from me.
And he would always tell me about his grandchildren and shit.
and he said one of them was an anesthesiologist and she was making a bank!
That whole time I was in college at the time and I was like, damn what the fuck am I doing? I should be an anesthesiologist.
The highest paid specialist?
It's probably not even that difficult to do right?
you just can't really fuck up if you fuck up that's pretty bad it does sound like
a lot of responsibility yeah but so does a lot of different things right like
being a pilot is a lot of fucking responsibilities well no pilot might
I can paint about the same.
Oh, I don't have this extract.
Shit.
Shit.
I thought we were good here.
I have the sway bug.
I'm gonna check for the car, yeah.
We gotta do.
I could try and get whatever.
Just keep the coconut.
Rain's gonna be too long I think.
Don't be here fast enough.
Anesthesiologist, malpractice insurance is $450,000 a year.
a year no fucking way. I mean, I maybe believe that, but that sounds outrageous.
That doesn't sound right, though. That can't be. It's your coverage, like, $100 million
a year is your coverage? You could kill someone if you end up doing too much? Yeah, but you
could kill someone like driving a bus and I don't think bus drivers are insured for
$50,000 a year, y'know?
So specific job not to kill a masian?
I'm pretty sure a bus driver's specific job is not to kill the children on the fucking bus!
Please God, I don't think that's his job.
I mean, I had a bus driver that tried to do it a few times when we were going to school, but...
He never actually pulled it off.
He's stressed.
Oh man.
Holy shit.
God damn, bro.
Oh, man, that's a good chuckle.
You're an attorney? Yeah, but like, what's attorney malpractice?
That's not like, you don't kill someone as an attorney if you fuck up. You just maybe,
I don't know. What do you do? You just send a guy to jail for 30 years? Whatever.
Maybe. If you don't criminal law.
Well, I guess if they're on, okay, they're on death row then I guess.
Yup yup yup yup yup
Slippin' Tony, yeah?
Merry Christmas and a reminder of cancer, much love
Agreed, agreed, agreed
Merry Christmas Brother
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on
Someone against life, you pretty much killed him
Like what if they actually did it?
I mean like what do you do?
Okay, you're a lawyer, right?
Like you're a criminal lawyer.
And like you even think that the person you're defending is guilty.
Like what do you do?
You just not represent them?
But you know they're guilty because they told you?
What's your job to defend regardless?
I guess, but like what if you're like halfway through and you start seeing some of these
docus, you get subpoenas and stuff, you start seeing documents and you're like, damn, this
guy's fucking guilty.
like this guy's this guy amazing club red-handed
I can't go to that.
I'm saying like you as an individual or representing the person.
Like how do you navigate that normally?
How do you navigate that?
That we...
I see.
Seven of Oaks, not bad.
I see.
Seven of Oaks, not bad.
Seven of Oaks, not bad.
Also at a certain point, trying to get them to least prison time possible, true, true.
I guess if someone's just like dead to rights guilty, you're trying to get the sentence
down.
something you can do.
Can lawyers represent them to preserve their rights?
I mean, I guess that's a good way to think about it, right?
Like technically, you're just following the law
and what's like, you're literally just going by the law
and you're making sure that the law,
they're being tried by the law, I guess.
I'm not a lawyer. I'm not a lawyer. I've been to court once for a traffic ticket.
What are these guys are got 70 I represent myself.
This is for like some stupid like speeding thing stupid and I'm just squashing it
It was a it was a woman's speed trap things
These have a fucking speed camera and some random spot. Oh, you were going five and a half miles per hour over the speed limit
Here's your $400 ticket
Mmm
So far $400 some states have a crazy or like even like municipalities or cities they have a crazy fucking ticket prices
Yeah
I
Well, I lived in New York
This is a long time ago if you made a right on red and didn't wait a full three seconds at the red light
Before you made the right turn there would be a camera that gave you a ticket. It was like a hundred and sixty dollars
If you were a 2.8 seconds weighted
Ticket not three 2.8. Boom
They would just send that shit in the mail automated
And yeah, that was the pain in the ass.
They're gone from New York.
Did that ever happen?
When I lived there, it was red light, and they had them everywhere.
Mm-hmm
They had them everywhere
You know the time was to stop yeah, it was a full three seconds. I'm like, I don't know like it one
One, two, really give you 2.9 seconds ticket.
Turn off because it costs too much to maintain.
No, I saw some, they were making like millions,
like tens and tens of millions of dollars a year
like red light camera revenue on Long Island where I used to live. They did not cost too much to
maintain. They printed money those things. They fucking printed.
I heard that they were doing something like that. They were there for a long time though.
Juris are removed and there are pitches that got reduced accidents and no impact on safety.
I heard that people were arguing that they made actually more accidents happen because people would be afraid of like they would see a yellow light and they would panic because we're like shit if this turns red I get a ticket.
So they were like slam on the brakes or like speed up to try and you know avoid it and that just caused more danger.
I don't know if that's actually true but like it sounds like it makes sense.
.
So far we go.
We got the roads.
Over here.
It's killing rogues for the new quest.
Now it's prestige requirement.
If you're Steve's four and onwards, I believe you need to kill a hundred rogues at a single time.
I have to kill a hundred rogues right now.
Because PAIN!
Love PAIN.
I'm like 67 or maybe like 70 road kills?
I'm quite a bit.
Last I looked at 50 and we've run a couple raids since then so I think we're gonna be
like in the 60s.
I'll be good to go.
Saturday.
Look at that, run on the money.
I've got a few hours in rogue farming, it's not that bad honestly.
It's a little mind-numbing, but...
Oh, is that a fucking guy?
What the fuck was that?
What?
Oh no, this guy's taking my fucking kills.
Fucker.
of
death
of
death
of
death
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.
.
.
of
the
death
of
death
of
of
the
death
of
the
death
I just tank a grenade launcher by that sigma I just ate a grenade launcher hell yeah I'm
the best you can't kill me dude I'm actually that alpha shit or I don't know
Did I shoot it in midair? I don't know what the fuck happened, dude.
That was crazy looking.
Maybe I shot it in midair.
Yeah, look at that leg kick. That...
That leg kick right there. Oh, fuck.
always with their little boyfriends
and
and
and
and
Inside the house is kinda dead.
Oh
Bay did I'm just my for you
I'm too smart for you, my whole parmesan.
I'm smart, too smart, they didn't get me, I'm too smart.
There's some dastardly fighting right there.
I still don't know how I'm alive to be honest.
I don't know fucking idea how I'm alive. No idea.
We must replenish. We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Wait, did I actually shoot the grenade launcher in the middle of the air?
There's nobody.
That can't be.
I hit my face where is this one room that was up there?
There was one up there, I guess he's just gone.
We've got the limited edition, the boo-boo island for Christmas.
Are those things still relevant?
I feel like I haven't heard about those in a while and I'm pretty, pretty happy about
that.
two
two
two
My face mask is fucked up.
I mean, maybe I ate a fucking grenade launcher.
Like I said, I'm just that alpha.
I'm literally built different and now there's photographic, videotography, videographic evidence
of it.
Video on top.
yeah video evidence
this is what you get for killing an SMH
thank you brother, thank you brother James
video photographo evidence
it's not really a story I just started doing it for fun to be honest
I was just doing it for the love of the game
Who the fuck is that guy?
Fuck you Santa Claus, you fucking killed me the other day, you piece of shit!
I'm Christmas nonetheless!
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
What did you get?
What did you get?
Hey, it looked funny.
He's giving me that mean eye.
You show me the red nose.
You know what I'm talking about, shit.
I gotta watch this clip after, I gotta see what happens.
I definitely cheated death this red
All right damn good raid I didn't really get any rope kills, but those fun. That's a good party
time.
The aura stopped it. Yep, my force field of aura.
Whoop, detonated the grenade three inches before it hit me.
the
the
the
of
the
the
the
the
the
Have I shot a grenade out of mid-air that's fucking sick
Wait look wait it's 30 out of 30 now what
Wait did I I didn't repair it's 30 out of 30
It wasn't 30 out of 30 now it is
Sigma
Sigma
Sigma.
Sigma.
And right there in your hair.
F1 is so expensive, those are the special F1 grenades.
So the one and a half second fuse ones from partisan.
I
Got to get two rugs last rain just to
Just two hours this clip who's got the clip I want to see this thing
You get to the bottom of what happened
Okay, we come over here
Yep killed that guy running in
Yep here him boom
Dude what
Then I shoot it in midair
Dude, I think I shot it in midair.
fucking go. I think I shot in
midair. Dude, I mean, it's like
really crazy timing. I want to
shoot at him.
There's no way to really know,
but I'm gonna say I shot in
Fuckin' Sigma, dude.
I may have shot a grenade launcher midair and survived.
Fuckin' nuts.
I
Did not
Get my head or my barrel I don't think it works like that. I
Don't think you know nothing collides with your guns in this game
The only collides with your player
EFTA is everything is bright
This game is kind of bright night where you can make your game super bright night raids now
Like really really bright
That's not an OLED thing though, I think it's just a like gamma and Nvidia setting thing
I think you killed me just before impact that's possible to because what happened remember my mask was destroyed in raid, but then I extracted and it was full durability.
I really don't know what happened there to be honest.
I mean, it's that was some weird shit whatever happened. It was super fucking weird. I
Really couldn't tell you because remember you ever remember bugged out the mask too, but that's an oddity of its in and of itself
You said sigma, sigma say sigma. You're clearly not a sigma. That's a very non-sigma thing to
even ask. You have much work to do, Pat Juan. You have much work to do. You must go back to the
Dojo to the Dojo mother
Some people like some people take everything I say literally and like I'm serious about every single word that comes out of my mouth
A lot of the shit I say is not to be taken seriously, okay?
We can...
Big...
I thought some of this shit was obvious, but I have failed.
I have failed.
No, I'm not getting the Manzillian line there.
the manzillian sigma of sigma waxing
I'm not going to be able to see these guys in the fucking, fucking blizzard is here.
of
the
Oh
Santa Claus oh my god waves actually fucking insane
this is coming out of the corner
Oh
Just killed me
You know, I guess that's karma for Santa
Curious to see what this is. I didn't think I'd be shot. I mean it could be rogue or something
I don't know where I would have been sniped from
Ever see me again
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
The Joe I'm asking the father, I mean, he must have been like on the rocks or something.
I don't know what I'm thinking about, I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about.
Never even heard that guy.
Let's get off of, um, we get off of that map for now.
That's enough rogue shit.
I'm a lighthouse out of my mind at the moment.
I don't see a way...
Why are there no...
it's
all of us is the worst map 100% agreed
The place sucks.
Howdy guns.
How's that stock in there?
Like a...
MP7?
Down for a little MP7, maybe?
I'm more eyeball than this.
Oh, we had a little bit more, a little bit more.
we did we were at 73 road kills tonight yeah that's a lot that's a lot of road
kills I'm fine with that I'm fine with 73 road kills as an mp7 IRL mid super
Super duper mid.
Super super mid.
That should...
I would love you to...
you
Okay
Is dream gun yeah, then sometimes you meet your heroes and you're like damn kind of mid
You meet that chick you've been talking to online for three months and you're like, damn,
you're a man.
That's life.
That's life.
That's how life goes.
It's it's a driveways. Great man.
That's not what I was.
I was in a way you can bear an MP7 to a man. No, I compared it to
thinking you're going to meet up with a nice lady and then she pulls out a
Big brazil
Little bit different
No, McDonkey, she's got a big McDonk. She pulls out a McDonk on you
Okay, McDonk
the
the
the
the
the
No.
Oh, you're molding.
you do not want to be like sprinting and swinging people at the same time, you'll die a lot.
Can't like sprint and react to shit anymore.
Oh, hell is going on.
Now, so, what I was talking about is, you used to be able that while you were sprinting,
you could be aiming in and pull up your gun.
Now you have to fully bring up your gun to hipfire and then aim it normally.
It's substantially longer to get aimed on sights from the spread now, that's why.
I don't know if it's intentional change or not, but it's a very significant change
to the game.
Shhhhhh!
Can you fucking die quicker?
I'm trying to listen for more people.
Yeah, thanks.
I can't hear anything.
This guy's fucking screaming.
How are you two people there, by the way?
I literally heard one guy.
How are there two?
I heard one guy.
That's annoying.
I
One guy that's been happening to me a lot where people will be sprinting
Like they're all sprinting together. I'm assuming you're sprinting with them and then their turns
It's like three fucking people. I hear one set of footsteps and there's three
I
Factory.
I
Wanted by five bags, but that's okay
I'll take five mags fuck it
what happened a feature
what feature works
I'll try it.
Mm-mm, like this.
On the world's pro flex, it's new. You have to do an annoying ass quest to get them, but they're new earbuds.
I'm playing some frostbite scones just wear a beanie wear a beanie man put on the beanie
That's it. It's all I gotta do.
Put on the beanie.
Beanie. That's it. That's all you need.
and
and
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey
I
I
I
I
I was gonna have to do that.
Get a scab.
He's had tons of so much ambient sound, but I don't think I like them.
I
He's fixing the thing.
He was fixing, he was doing that glass to fix the thing.
I don't know where that guy ran to.
There's another one, I don't know where he's at.
Warmer 118 wow
You guys feel a lot of the time falls
They're kind of weird
I mean they're really loud, yeah, but I think they're kind of weird, but.
There's just, there's so many, like everything is so loud when I'm using them.
It's hard to even tell what's what.
Honestly, I don't like that they even have these earbuds to get all in the game.
I think it's completely unneeded.
Like if you want to buff like just buff the helmets or something that's like the big
helmets and that's what you really wanted to do but I don't even think they need to
really be buffed I mean you got buffed helmets across the board but I don't think you need
to also adhering to like the often and shit like that.
Let's get out of here.
Now we're through to set up. I don't like where he died
Move the throat hit box. Yeah, that's gotta go
They're never gonna do it, but that shouldn't be the game throat. It box is really dumb
The armpit armpit and throat super lame
Then check at Yeggy.
Toot toot toot toot.
I
Look, thank you very much remove headsets in general. I mean that can't really do
But I think it's weird that you have people wearing headphones with level five to like everyone's just wearing two gilla masks and shit
Honestly, I think this mask is more problem than anything they should change this thing
It's too common on like I get you need to have the boss have the boss mask
Ask what it's too fucking common for what it does.
I was young.
I own this song.
I
Make a level four
Yeah, I mean that would be a start. I think level five is a little crazy on especially because it doesn't crack as well
When you get shot like if you shoot a guy in the face
You shoot someone in the face that's wearing it doesn't crack their visor and all they can just still see
That's part of what makes it really good
I mean, I'm a really bad. They're not that crazy because you get shot in the neck too,
I'm not sure what that is, but...
CQCM stuff. Yeah, well, getting it from Lightkeeper.
You do all the Lightkeeper stuff and unlock it, and then, yeah, it's level three.
It's the same as the thing you get from Arena, from Ruff.
They probably did it because of arena they want people to use the arena
They want them to use the arena skins
Give them a night helmet a night helmet
I don't know you guys are the last like two wipes. It's been the
face mask meta the gel up face mask meta it's what everyone's been running
was last web and now this one, like you see him way, way, way more than you ever did.
dead
uh uh uh uh uh
up there, or down there, back there, wherever that is, like, mid-tent.
Thanks, face mask.
Why are you using a fucking beetle?
Even I'm four.
What are you doing?
I had a brain fart during that fight, I swear.
I did a lot of hours playing right now.
My brain just shut off for a second there.
I don't know.
Oh, I'm on it.
Santa are you still mad at me?
Oh you're not mad at me.
Oh my god scissors wow can I get back to you I don't like scissors.
present yes and Santa wow fucking fell
oh Santa get him get that fucking Grinch
Get that Grinch motherfucker
Leech I think everyone died on the other side of map
I think there was just a big fight med 10 or something and everybody's toast.
I think he's in that office building.
That's Santa. Oh, Santa just killed him!
You go fucking Santa Claus!
They killed Santa!
You bastards!
Why would you do this?
Well, Santa Claus killed that guy at the door with the PPSH.
He definitely killed that guy.
Oh, they don't know he's level 15.
They don't know about Mr. Claus.
They don't know about that Claus.
The Santa Claus Claus.
Oh, well, then, how am I going to answer?
Discussed all the time.
Killed by Santa Claus.
Got a hell of a way to go.
What are you doing, cajola?
Rudolph!
Rudolph!
You're lost!
He's lost without Santa!
Don't worry, Rudolph, I'll guide you home.
Guide you, Rudolph.
Don't worry.
Think about the rabbits Rudolph.
What's about the rabbits?
Think about the rabbits.
BANANANO
RO-RO-RO-RO-RO-RO-RO-RO
the
purple flare do it's just a red flare but it calls in a
fucking sleigh with presents
wasn't a sleigh with presents
I don't know what the hell name is that?
You throw up in a ski board?
Arms sleeve exclamation mark mouse.
Got everything now.
Everything, everything, everything.
Maverick, thank you, brother.
Nothing else if you do this, if you try not using smooth motion because it was messing
with the stream. Otherwise, I'd probably be using it still.
Mags of nine nine five and he was using a fucking desert eagle are you out of your mind?
Was that
Get three mags of M nine nine five I know let me use this pistol
Yeah, it's pistol radius looks nice let me use this thing
I
Honestly fucking Chad some Chad behavior I respect it I
Respect that
Respect
She goes, we got this 24 out of 40, 24 out of 40.
I've got you a Benelli for Christmas, Wife, actual Wife, as you know.
nine hours you have an administrative law final after when you have a final after the day after
Christmas or who's your professor I'll go mail him a turd what the hell is that administrative what
the day after Christmas you have a final exam
I'll legit, I'll send him a turd for a online class. I will digitally send him a turd then.
Law waits for no man. Well, except everyone in the Appstein files because it definitely waits
for them. Other than that, typically, no, it doesn't wait. Other than everyone involved
and that hold the buckle
of the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the finance here
the
the
the
That's old sonny.
That is a jammer to unlock the case.
Hideout craft I think.
I think.
Ever watched The Accountant?
Yeah, it's a decent movie.
Right
I'm gated. Oh
I don't know I would check the wiki or check the wiki. It's probably on there
Extraction 2 with Chris Hemsworth.
I think I saw the first one.
I don't think I watched the second one.
Merry Christmas, brother. Thank you.
What's that other movie with?
What's this Ben Affleck?
Where they go and they like rob some
drug guy and take all the money
and then they're like flying a helicopter
plane or helicopter and they crash and then...
The Village. What's that movie?
Oh no. It's a little frontier. That movie's pretty decent. That was a pretty movie.
Open up!
of
the
Oh
Watch your language. Watch your profanity. Watch your profanity.
I love me some ash twirl, man.
movie the gentleman I watched it that movie is actually pretty good the show
that they made was meh the movie is pretty solid it's got its quirks was is
pretty solid movie this face is really good in it can't look at his name right
now no the guy what's the guy's name there's a show yeah they're gonna go one
season show about it. It was okay. It's not like a continuation of it. Oh, not Tom Hardy,
the other guy. Adam McConaughey, there you go. Mr. Allrad, Allrad, Allrad.
Joe Sod. It was like fine. It wasn't, I wouldn't say it's like a super memorable,
amazing show, but like it was, it was pretty good. The movie was way better.
Old dry eye.
That don't look really good on this map.
Gear 5 face shield, yeah, pretty solid to me.
I'm pretty fucking solid.
That's 12?
Fuck with it.
I fucks with it.
I'm playing factor right now for
PNC kills for my prestige crust.
Not that it super matters,
but it's also just a nice change of pace.
We've been doing a lot of woods in Lighthouse today, so
just going into factory
running at shit well not exactly running shit but just you know blasting shit from two feet away
it's kind of fun been like sniping and shit all day warfare movie i didn't see that i heard it was
pretty good i haven't seen that though
Warfare is terrible.
What?
That is pretty good.
The must watch.
I'm gonna,
it's good if you just like hearing people freaked out.
maybe I'll watch it. I need to be like Black Hawk down. I'm able to anything be like Black
Hawk down. Black Hawk down was so good.
of the sun was that what Bruce Willie that was Bruce Willie right
I saw him over a long time ago
and then that other one with Owen Wilson behind enemy lines
rare like decent Owen Wilson movie if I remember correctly
I
Not funny old Wilson the old Wilson in a fucking war movie is kind of weird, right? I
I agree. Fuck them.
Behind enemy WoWs. Behind enemy WoWs.
I think I like the war movies. I mean, obviously, you save in Private Ryan, Band of Brothers,
Fury is pretty good. Black Hawk Down. What else is there? Starship Troopers, Enemy at
the gates. The enemy at the gates, great. Vasili Zeistev. Axel Rudge, Inglorious Baster.
It's not exactly a war movie. Not quite. Full Metal, I mean, Full Metal Jacket is again
not really a war movie. Full Metal Jacket is a must watch movie for the first half
of it. Absolutely. Overlord.
That's what the the Nazi
zombies, right? That movie was
surprisingly not that bad.
Overlord.
Harlock is great. Yeah.
Harlock is really really good.
That's a solid one.
All quiet on the Eastern front that was good as well
American sniper and I can sniper was alright 13 hours and lone survivor were way better
All of those movies make me rage I was raging out when I watched those movies and pissed me off
Troy? Okay, technically Troy is a war movie. It's just ancient war. Okay, I'll give you that.
That's not typically what I think of when we talk about war movie.
I
Collapsed now yeah, or a platoon. I
Can't but no one said platoon. Well, why did no one say platoon platoon is great
Dead
When you're disadvantaged and still cooking like the snowball
I mean, yeah, it might take a little bit though, because we're doing the, we're, we're doing um,
what's it called? We're doing the event, so we're not going to proceed until after this event.
Drop it under, probably the best warm-up ever, in fact.
Again, that is technically kind of sort of a war movie.
Tomorrow war?
Nah, that will lose ass.
The
Patriot Mel Gibson in the civil war
Cotton motherfuckers up with a hatchet and dual musket pistols
Movies actually pretty good
Revolutionary war sorry not the civil war Jesus Christ
Not the Civil War. Not the Revolutionary War. Much different. Much, much different.
Oh, hey there, buddy. How's it going there, pal? Yeah, a little bit different. I mean
technically what okay there wasn't a revolutionary war a civil one now kind of
it was kind of a civil war right that's a grenade launcher we're leaving it I
can technically it's a civil war
it's like it's a British isn't a British civil war isn't that what it is
It was a British Civil War
Wasn't a British lines though wasn't a kind of it was on the colonies which were owned by the British
I guess if we didn't win the Revolutionary War it would have been a British Civil War
History is written by the victor type shit.
Lord of the Rings of War movie.
Now. Now.
the first Rambo was good was it a true first blood that she was sick
Let me out, game.
That's why I can't sell it.
Last in the Mohicans.
I don't know if I've seen that.
That's an old one, right?
I actually don't know if I've ever watched that.
I must have at some point.
remember it though. Surely I must have at some point. Band of Brothers is the best war
anything ever made but it is a it's a series not a movie
uncorks pretty good it's slow and Dunkirk is slow and cinematic it's not
like a you know action-y type of movie but it is a very good movie it's not
like a you know I'm fucking Rambo running around bam bam bam bam you know I'm one of those
Panda Brothers is really good the Pacific's amazing and if you didn't if you haven't seen it
like two years ago they released Masters of the Air which was also pretty good
another Spielberg Tom Hanks series Boris thank you for the five gifted it's not
the same caliber as Band of Brothers but it's still a great watch it's very good
Boris thank you so much man thank you very very much yeah Masters of the Air
was it was it was very good but it's not Band of Brothers good I think
World War II is overrated. World War II was like the greatest, not in the sense that it was like
great, like, oh my god, amazing, but World War II is like the greatest conflict, like ever, probably.
World War II is like a fascinating moment in history, not because like it anything good
Thank you so much, bro. Thank you.
I don't know. World War II is fascinating.
I mean, something like that will never happen again.
I would say thank God. I mean, there might be another war, but war like that.
That will never happen.
Like that time of war was, you know, like technology would never happen again.
What happened?
An aliens attack?
Brother of aliens attack?
We're fucked.
If we can have intergalactic aliens coming here and attacking us, there is not a single
thing we can do.
We're just done.
We're getting enslaved.
GG, brother.
of
all of the
Did you imagine of some like fucking Eldar Warhammer 40k alien species came brother were so fuck?
We are beyond screwed with that happens.
Killing Santa Claus?
Someone's on the other side of me.
I'm out of these guys headshots while I'm fucking shooting him on an Ash 12.
I guess he's just invincible until he's ash 12.
What the fuck?
How many fucking shots?
Why is he not dying?
That was quite a few ash 12.
I mean I shouldn't have pushed him like that but I thought for sure I would have killed
them up close. I thought for sure that wins that fight.
Okay, he's Thanos. That's, that's just Thanos. I don't know what else to say. That's legitimately
just add us. everything. did 478 damage is like almost five full shots blocked by armor.
about it. That's almost five full shots from an Ash 12 that he ate. Straight to armor.
the
I got this armor we got that one
he must have level six plates I don't see how else he could have lived
I want something.
Do I have a...
I thought I had an M4. I don't.
Now, now that I think about it, I want a...
do this.
Let's do this instead.
Uh-huh. I don't have armor.
Oh, well.
I use a 545 instead.
I'll tell you what, guys, I'm getting mighty hungry right now.
I don't know why I'm putting PPM on this, but so be it.
I am getting mighty hungry.
Makes sense.
Makes sense. We've been streaming for a very long time.
Cheat meal? No, probably a little bit longer and then I'll make something.
What's Christmas at two o'clock in the morning? What the hell is open?
Christmas is over. Well,
yeah, but
Denny's
I'd rather eat a leather shoe than Denny's
past out, little man.
Little guy.
I have something flowing in. Oh, exotic, hey?
Let me just fly in some food, yeah.
Unchanged.
Denny's is fine. I've never been to Denny's Merry Christmas, bro. I've never been Merry Christmas, brother
Oh, I see
You won't
Chinese food open? I don't think anything's going to be open by May. I doubt it.
Okay, maybe like Whataburger or something, but...
Oh, actually curious. What is open?
I
Don't think anything is open bro
My door dash page is like fucking empty. I
Don't think anything is open by me
Dude, there's nothing open. It's showing me fucking home depot on DoorDash.
Like, do you want a DeWalt drill delivered to you tomorrow morning?
Or this morning, I suppose.
We have no food, so how about a DeWalt drill instead?
Door dash home depot apparently actually I'm curious. What can I door dash from Home Depot?
Retail stores delivered the Home Depot. Oh, I get Christmas trees
Urus cell batteries a
Ryobi 1.2 gallon per minute cold water wheel decoorded electric power washer
I can get a a scrub brush a
Rat trap we might need some of those
56 ounce bottle of fabuloso a
Corky beehive max toilet plunger for in the morning. I might need one of those
If anyone needed a Corky beehive max plunger you can get delivered to your house
Door to Asher House plant.
Fucking plant.
Door to Asher plant.
Right this on my own.
This cube.
Merry Chrysler Lord Tony.
Thanks Paddocks.
thank you
renext to my name that is the prestige yes
yes
yes
Bob a shop
Let the barbershop
Oh, he's a gooner
or guy picking out by the old street spawns feels bad yeah the old two meters away street
spawns. Which I feel like it might happen to me too because I heard a guy above me.
I listened for him.
Just Arc Stream. I had no plans for the Arc Raiders. I'd probably have fun doing it, but
Our cop, baby. Oh, we gotta go back here to Concordia
He doesn't been hammering us with the drops
There's that guy
The guy that told you about
I'm almost fucking ready.
I'm rolling, I'm rolling and drip on.
of
There was a mag
No, I
Misses this guy. I forgot a fucking good this thing is it's kind of gross
I'm sure that you can wear the earbuds with it
I mean I guess it's decent. It's tier 4 all around which is bad. I'd rather wear a better
headset than that. I think a headset is far more important.
Objective number one is don't get shot in the head, right?
It's easier to do that if you can hear people.
You're getting shot in the head, you've probably already lost.
That is the primary directive.
I don't know if you have been asked this already, but is Tarkov 1.0 everything that you accepted it to be?
Uh, it's honestly not at all what I- I don't know what I really expected.
It's kinda what I expected recently.
When I first started playing the game, it's not what I expected to be.
And it's been good.
Usually me. That's usually me too.
Oh my god, it's me.
I don't run, yup.
Yup.
And this is just zooming.
I'm stacking up the kills that's right there.
It's in the river house, yeah.
It smells so fucking good.
So good.
Oh, Pickles!
Oh, my God, Pickles!
Oh, Jar of Pickles!
The Greastdoom, the Vaseline Pain Killer.
Pain Killer.
Some reason.
some reason. It's one of the
holiday items. They've had it in the past.
There's no animation for eating them, sadly.
You can't even eat them.
You should be able to, but you can't.
Merry Christmas, Tony.
Merry Christmas, brother. Thank you.
I'm easy or not.
No.
It, okay, so, I know is the answer, but.
Mechanically, it's not a difficult game.
Like, you can get a little complex with a lot of the
keybinds, because there's a lot of keybinds, but the
actual, like, skill to the game, no, it's not like
a difficult game skill-wise.
In terms of like the aim and like FPS mechanics that you need, no, I wouldn't say it's a difficult
game.
Most of the difficulty is like learning curve knowledge in this game.
I would say it's so think about in terms of like counter strike counter strike is a very
mechanically difficult game.
It's pretty easy to learn but there's so much depth to like the skill in the game.
This game is more about the depth is in the knowledge and the understanding of how the
game works and how to play.
not it's not like you don't have to be the best FPS shooter player in the world to be
good at this game or like have like success in raids that's what I'm saying like a lot
of this is like knowledge in the right place at the right time and positioning and shit
like that like yes FPS mechanics come into play of course the first person shooter
but you're not going to beat people because you're just better than them at the game
like there are situations you put yourself in and you die because you put
yourself in this bad situation and no amount of aim or skill at a game could
overcome that you know you die to people in this game a lot of you could be way
better than them in aiming but you die a hundred percent of the time it's just
This is how it works.
Oh my fucking god.
What the fuck is that?
Like that. If that guy hit me, I'm gonna die.
The hardest FPS game? Like fucking Quake probably?
Some crack head game like that.
Oh, some wacko being like that for sure.
Guns are quake.
I don't know much about guns.
I know what it is.
So yeah, that shit's probably ridiculously difficult.
Quake is fucking nuts, dude.
We better put Quake against people here
to give that game, holy shit.
Apex, Apex before it turned into a controller fest.
Apex, mouse and keyboard only.
I mean, yeah, there's a lot of skill
went into that shit. It was hella aim and tracking. And movement too.
Wanna play? Might be cat playtime, guys. Might be cat playtime.
I can't play with him. Well, I guess I could. He wants to zoom, though. He wants to zoom.
Don't spit at throw toys and wants to chase things.
Come on game.
All right fucking anywhere gross. I'm gonna head off in the night guys. I'm gonna go raid
Mr.. Logical solutions
They all go show our
Head mods some love
I can't cyber those
That work okay
All right guys. I'm head over the night. I'll be back in I don't know sometime tomorrow morning
Y'all have a great rest of your night
thank you for chilling Merry Christmas everyone I will see you all very very soon
thank you and
enjoy goodbye guys appreciate y'all