you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, good morning.
Gamers good morning
How is we living
All right, we have things oh someone's calling me your phone pick up the phone. It's proper he called you pick up
I
Call pick up the phone. What's up man? Good morning, brother. Good morning
Oh, thank you, brother any more news
The box burned
You know, I need to get the stenogram and protect this side of the road again.
See you then!
range kills everything I have I need any keys I think I have to go to streets and
get keys that's what I must do I think we need keys I've needed keys for a while
I think we have to finally farm them I think the time has come
What up, brother, how we doing how we doing we need keys
He me Baza smurfie about the barter items for it
Yeah
that's the problem I can get them but I don't have the wait can I build the
fucking library ready you can build this thing already holy moly
my hose I'm a hose that all right we got a farm the keys
level of my 21 okay we're getting to the point where we can actually start
buying some shit so that's cool by surgery kids I have a splints splints
meds yeah we're looking good looking good let's go key farm and time I need a
dorms any 220 key any the generators keys which ones are those spot or part five generators
2192 or 219 or 2 Tony can I borrow the game Macomb Dom
for price for a small price a very small price 10 million dollars 10 million
dollars
I
Need let me check again. I need 220 key or 219 key. I need it forms 220 key. I
Need Ali logistics key
And in CPU fans and graphics cards I
Need ice cream cones
Okay, so we're looking for me three keys.
We need three keys.
I have to go to the stores for the delicious sausage as well.
I
have to go to stores for the sausage.
I know these are red, violets are blue.
Which one of you fuckers just finished in my shoe?
That was me, sorry.
That was my bad. I should open that.
That's all right.
I mean, now I need stuff to do, to be honest.
Just opening all the doors is what we need shit to do.
I need stuff to do.
You know, we have a lot of streaming to do.
We have a lot of fucking streaming to do
Yeah, we'll be all right I will manage I
Will manage
Well, possibly worse comes to worse. We get level 30 and then boom, we're done.
Once we're level 30, it's smooth saline.
Smooth smooth saline level 30 on easy easy easy.
But I get some keys at 25. I thought it was all 30
Four years god damn I thought all the keys on the flea marker will have a 30
Wait, it's 25 for keys. That's it
Oh
35 is marked rooms. Okay, so like regular questing keys, like about 25. It's sick. Oh, so we're
like right there. Why do I need to farm keys then? I mean, I need to find other items too.
We'll do some streets. We'll do some farming. I haven't done much farming this this prestige
It's a little bit unavoidable
Marked room keys are 35. Yes that I knew I thought they were all 30, but maybe I'm thinking of the key cards
I
Teach for ready I prestige once the swipe and
I'm just gonna keep going but we've got this one and then we got what two more after
Not in any rush
I don't know what to say.
on any any rush. They said that
the seasonal character stuff
would happen Q4 of next year.
So we've got a while with this
character. His prestige has got
to last a bit.
two. No, he said, then he said
Q4. Nikita said Q4 yesterday.
Wait, it's Q2 for the first, I
thought he said Q3 or 4. Oh wait,
really Q2. Oh shit, okay.
That's good, though.
That's good.
That's not too far away.
Thanks, Colin.
Thank you, brother.
That's not that far away at all.
That's good.
That is quite good.
OK, I thought we were waiting.
Yeah, it's like a typical wipe.
Typical wipe length, then.
Thought we were waiting like a fucking year.
Where is my, did I word?
Skates like
While ago, I don't know where they're at
Might have lost my mouse skates. I kind of need those got a word or more if they lost them
You see where they're at
They're probably coming from China.
Oh, it's definitely coming from China.
Okay.
In transit to destination. That's good. That's good.
They're from China in the United States.
That's good.
Excellent.
Thanks for the drops holy water. Thank you.
Oh, we're hella delayed on our first rid of the day. I can see Sunday Tarkov is phenomenal.
Tarkov is starting off great. Oh, I need to, you know, I need to do to while I'll be
how are you doing? At least I can play true. Well, can I actually play? We can't exactly play right now.
Well, Delta, thank you so much, my man. Thank you very, very much. What kid are they? Is the
Dr. Elsie's, whatever, the blue bag one? Tony Bologna.
I'm just going to finish watering cap litter while we wait.
Well, while we're here, I may as well finish it up.
We're in a great spawn too.
Check out.
We're delivery guys going to carry cat litter.
said it's my turn with the game of condom
no it's my turn
it's my turn
hold on sorry guys
I know I'm afraid I was bought cat litter.
Cat needs to poop.
I know you don't need to poop in a sandbox, but my cat does.
He be pooping. He be pooping. Oh, what you see thank you so much guys.
He be shitting, he be pooping. It's cabinet time baby.
fucking cabinet, um, boys.
I know cats poop in a box and dogs don't.
These cats...
Cats, like, descendant, what, what, ancestrally...
Well, not even. They're just cats or predator animals.
They're predators, so they hide their scent from prey.
Cats don't want to mark their territory because if a cat
marks its territory then pray knows hey there's a fucking cat around here that's
gonna actually murder me some humans poop in box 2
they're also predators
what you know like if you're a hunter you don't want to that you don't want to
shit in the woods so that the deer smells that you're a human there right
it's like oh my god there's a human here that's gonna shoot me in the head
with a 30 out six it's the same thing with a cat
maybe I don't know I need to look it up
Yeah, I don't think I need that spark plug anymore.
I've done this already, right?
Yeah.
There's a lot of those.
Those are repair.
Yeah, why is it marked?
Need for my hideout?
Maybe hideout.
Have you ever gone on a date with that wearing underwear?
Just asking for a friend.
L, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l.
Why would I even know the answer to that question?
Aye.
Here, though.
there's no address for enough but you never know
I bet it with PST ain't really the move, huh?
I didn't do a whole lot of damage to that guy
just felt like I shot him quite a bit
thank you brother
I think I shot him quite a bit.
That probably hurt him, but he's not bad.
Maybe I should have just gone for the head shot.
I couldn't tell if he was wearing a helmet or not.
Can I look out of this apartment here and shoot these guys again?
I shot him again, but I can't seem to hit him.
Or I'm hitting him just not anywhere that does anything significant.
I'm just wasting ammo at this point, cooking my gun durability a little bit.
I feel like this MPX with the integrated suppressor isn't as good as the other one I was using.
I need to see if I can put a longer barrel on it, with the longer suppressor.
here. Paper, paper, paper, paper, screws. If I really need screws though, screws.
a meeting room and a bulb.
I
Brings clothes at the moment no
No, you should be able to go
Can't go something's wrong
wait or you need to do the
Need to do the quest.
There's silenced AK.
You can get me CPU fans and graphics cards.
I don't think I need cords anymore.
I'm on hard drives, maybe.
Perhaps.
There's old fans.
I'll need a PFU, that's for sure.
That's right, I can't do that one.
looking at changing this gun build after this raid.
I need to get more cabinets!
More cabinets!
And the factory is still juiced.
Uh, it's high.
I don't know if it's like juiced, but it's high.
and
that's
about some notes
as
there
hospital after drinking myself to near death. Now in the years, I appreciate each other.
You are knowingly helped me through some of the worst moments of my life. I owe you so
much more than I do.
Oh no, that's all you, bro. I got nothing to do with man, that's all you. That ain't
on me, that's all you. Thank you, though, my man. Glad you're doing better, brother.
Happy holidays to you.
bulb
table's good yeah
It's not that shot. It just fucked them up for a few days
He's totally back to normal now
Some mulch
Some year yearos
I need those still, but I'll grab them from my hotout.
I don't watch out for that guy that I shot a hundred bullets at and didn't kill.
Could be lurking around any corner.
Another day and another drop.
Yup.
For a while.
for a while. I'm gonna at least be going until the new year. Wow. Wow, David. Thank you, bro.
Thank you, Mr. Dave.
Christmas quest line has no progress right now because I prestige, so.
I think we're at a restaurant.
That shit's on hold for a little bit.
We're questing right now.
Looking for my keys.
Hey, 12-5, are you messing with me, like a Terry Crews running at me?
Oh, shit, it's Terry Crews!
That was funny and smart.
Mm-mm.
That was car key.
Ah!
Disgusting.
Oh, indiscusting.
Yeah, dog. I heard you like cabinets. We put cabinets on your cabinet so you can cabinet while you cabinet
exhibit here
I need that spark plug or something.
Need more of those.
Nails.
Nails
I need that how I believe this our bank cash register key. Hello
The fun
That's a good one
That's a good one.
Big sick guy.
I don't know.
Not really.
They kind of suck lately.
Liar.
Thank you, brother.
so many cabinets so many
Mysterious room marked key hello gorgeous
I mean I need a 3-1-4 mark key but I'll take that one too
I think I will need more rechargeable batteries, I think I will need a macaque you don't need,
I need a gas analyzer, two more cabinets to go.
There's a snake in my boot.
Of course, two.
Holy fog, when did that happen?
There's a snake in my boot.
I was just scared and I just shot up.
Dude, my entire screen is white.
What do I do here?
The whole screen is white.
Alrighty.
You have the same weather at home.
What the fuck do you live?
The Arctic tundra?
You live in the North Pole?
I hit that guy a bunch.
A 21 hit count.
Raider of the Lost Cabinets.
That's me.
up there you are
All right, what do we need do I need this Dan X nope I don't need any of that stuff we need this shit though
I'm a hard drive and that happy holidays Tony less than three happy holidays, brother. Thank you
Or MVD Intel we need
I think the better strategy here is going to be to other quests in the meantime get level 25 and then I could just buy these keys that I need.
that I need. I appreciate you sitting at the bottom of my heart.
Let me double check. Thank you, brother. Does it say what level I'm locked at?
Or does it say what level I can buy this?
Mechanical keys is 25. Does this count as dorms 220?
What does it say?
Oh, 25.
Okay, so let's get a little 25.
can I do anything? MPX 10.5 inch. Easy. 14 inch. I don't actually know the
stats on the 6.75 inch. I'm going to do the Ronin. What is this 29 recoil 44 ergo?
Okay, we're doing that.
We could swag this shit out a little bit.
the next gen 1, 8 inch, and the next gen 2, sure, this will work.
Wait, I can't buy this? Wait, I can definitely buy it, it's lying to me.
No, I can't.
Oh, well I can't buy it, what the fuck?
I don't know what's going on.
There goes that plan.
some food. All right, what quest can I do right now? Woods, Woods, Shipping Day. Wait,
Is this 25,000 XP if I do this on woods?
Locate the package on woods, hand over that's 25,000 XP.
Do I have anything else to do on woods?
This crew cone shoots a target.
I have,
those PMCs less than 25 meters.
not gonna happen this is also 43,007 scabs on customs at old gas
broadcast one I need a key for that and Smith one two I don't think I can can I
I get the P5SD stuff.
Nope.
Sing an action.
That's not happening.
That's when the shooter born in heaven.
Call repair.
That needs keys.
That we could do.
We're going to grab population census. We can mark the stuff on shoreline.
We're going to be missing four men on shoreline. We're going to do that stuff on shoreline after.
Let's go get this package on board. That's 25,000 XP.
25,000. Let me grab my food. Hold on.
Sorry if that was loud.
you
Kappa.
you
What up dog?
What up? Sorry, I'm starving a lot.
You got two Bengals galak.
Busy days out of you for a little while.
Simply, thank you so much for the five gifted brother, thank you.
I need my 25,000 XP from this one, I need my 25,000 XP from this one, I need my 25,000
I need my 25,000 XP from this, that's a nice chunk for us, we want to get level 25.
25 is the goal.
I can do my keys and I can do more quests and we can level up even more and get level 30.
We can buy everything for the hideout.
I really need hideout.
I guess I don't wait I don't
library I need
I guess I don't really need the hideout
Well, you mentioned it because if I'm just going to do the money farming, I said I don't
really need my hot out. I don't think I'll need it to do the story. I just have to farm
500ml or 300ml. Well, okay, if I do lightkeeper, I will. So maybe I just, I don't, I do lightkeeper
I'll need it. But you just need intel 1 to craft the, the beeper. What intel center
Do you need to grab the beeper?
This guy's from there?
almost five years of stickers and cocaine. I was thinking it would be cool if you sent
telling the voice lines and the characters. The alternative is just not doing a light
keeper. I mean that's the alternative. I don't have to do light keeper technically. But then
I'm gonna have to farm 500 mel instead of 300.
Brochark, thank you, Silent, thank you, D.B.J., thank you.
Galadon, XQCL.
five hundred mills a lot of fucking money
howdy
but is it better than getting like keeper and farming all the signal
transmitters and everything, it might be. It might be better as our PTR perfect, and on time.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I don't know because it never tells you what it actually kills.
You can never get a kill feed from the VTR so...
Sometimes you hear a chew-de-bunch and I have no idea.
Yeah, I don't know, who's buying for the hell of it?
It should tell you what it kills, that the BTR man should tell you what he killed.
You be like, oh, bled, I killed 25 scabs and three PMCs.
Oh, bled.
Thank you very much for the raid.
Oh, wow.
Uh-uh.
and you meant now and you meant now
Oh, well.
We're here, buddy.
I should have just kept the warehouses... shit.
Warehouses, garages, is there something else I need to do?
I don't know why I left a long way to shit.
Don't leave me.
Don't leave me, BTR.
Don't leave me.
I'm coming.
I'm coming back.
Don't leave.
Don't leave me!
No, leave me!
I like this.
We need a break.
We will soon find a way.
We made it.
We're fine.
We're good.
I see someone.
The ball goes well. Nice chunk of XP.
I think something just died.
We ran someone over almost.
I think we almost ran somebody over. You hear that?
Belly, Westmo, Jailhouse, Bob, thank you guys.
Take them out back and break these legs.
Who?
I want you to take them off the premises and use his door, his head to open the door.
The man I ran over. If you got run over by a BTR, there's a good chance your legs are
already broken.
50,000 pounds of all motherland Russian steel.
Crushing your bones.
I will break him.
Can he deep in the shit?
You are can he deep in shit?
Thank you, Ninja.
You are can he deep in shit?
star
ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
walls are getting blasted
get up
or not
No kills, and get my AC cranked up here.
Wait, there's still people here
I went to package.
my little Timmy legs.
All right, we are
almost out of here.
here. Most excellent. Most
excellent. Good, good, good, good,
good. Easy 20k, 25k.
Check for ice cream cones. I don't have a ZB14 key.
I never found it.
Check for ice cream cones. I don't have a ZB14 key.
I never found it and I can't buy it I don't think I do need to get those
eventually though I don't have a live at work too so I can't craft them yet
either otherwise I would craft them
You
Lot xp
Okay.
I don't need all that.
I don't need this. I don't need this.
I don't need.
I do have a lot of nine mill I don't need.
Okay. All right, I think I had like two easy streets quests if I'm not mistaken.
Wait, do I have to go back to the BTR to turn this in?
I got another 11,000 XP from that.
Oh, shit. Okay, and when we're going back to Woods for the BTR,
So that's 36,000 XP for that one quest, wow. Okay, I'll take that. I will gladly
take that. I need all the XP I can get. Oh, I didn't grab a flare. Shit. Good
call. Good call. Good call. Need a flair.
I'm gonna beat you on shrieks. It's easier to find on woods to be honest.
Thanks Toast. I mean you're right though I could just do it on shrieks as
Well, there's a chance we could knock out at another raid. Yeah. Okay. That's true.
We could do that.
So smart idea. What do I have to do on the streets for XP? Delicious sausage,
Sausage, audit, population census, audit, delicious sausage.
Okay, remember population census, audit, and sausage, population audit sausage, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom.
Population audit sausage.
Oh, we need easing.
Populate your sausage then audit.
Okay
Population sauce. Yeah, we're auditing the sausages of the population
What kind of questions this man, what the fuck
Chat I'm an auditor here. I need to check your sausages present them
Present thy meat
Present Imitate.
Bliat KGB here we need to check sausage government mandate sausage check of population.
We are here for official audit of Kremlin or Russia
the
top of the post yourself is anywhere and I don't
don't do that
and
and need deep in the sausage
we are committed deep in shit and sausage
of the
of the open to her and afraid to now
Yeah
Everything's just AI on Twitter
Well, I read on Twitter right now is about Somali daycare
That's my whole Twitter feed right now
Usually it's AI though
It was that steam files and now it's Somali daycare
But yeah, it is fucking wild
That's fucking crazy, dude
That shit is insane
Yep
Said you die so where all of our tax money goes when taxes go
No, it was billions it's it's allegedly billions of dollars in fraud not millions billions
billions. Yeah. Billions.
Thank you for the five gifted
subs. Thank you, Bridget. Thank
you very, very, very much. I
would yeah, I was seeing like
12 or 13 billion dollars that
we're talking about. I don't
But that's the alleged figures are somewhere around there
Nothing will come of it. I saw JD Vance tweeting about it and stuff
So it's like it's gotten a lot of attention that guy's tweet is like
I think it's in the top 10 most viewed tweets ever on Twitter now
And I think that was earlier in the day yesterday that happened
It's like one of the most viewed posts on Twitter ever
Allow them
Welcome back
Wow, he really uses crazy.
Street.
Not the guy's name, but he posted a whole thing. They were going around to these
daycare centers in Minnesota and
exposing an alleged giant fraud ring with the government
and Somali daycares in Minnesota.
Nick, Nick something.
Like something yeah, fucking crazy
Getting that now we got to go to the other sprockets down the road now
what's up game what up what up what up what's the whole like deal with it they're they're
getting it's like bogus daycares they're not actual daycares and they're just getting funding
from the government like millions a year from the government for funding for these daycares
that don't actually operate and then they're like they're sending like don't political
donations through the daycares and stuff as well and then offloading the money somewhere
two
of
the
to
one of the day cares that twenty five million dollars
What I don't want someone to take care once open a fucking daycare
What's up, bro
I'm just passing by man, I'm just passing by.
Just passing by.
You just ran in here, son.
You're just passing away.
Or like passing away.
We've got to go into population census building in front of us, we grab the little black book,
We gotta go to Spragia, we gotta go to Goshen, and then we gotta leave.
I'm going to leave now.
Oh my god, I keep finding a fucking dumbbell.
and over and over I find the dumbbell. I'm not strong enough to lift that.
I need them to leave so I cross the street or just do that.
You're a piece of shit!
And you're a fucking idiot!
I don't know where the shot even came from.
A Slam.
A 34 key.
security key. Finding those. I don't know if there's a guy hidden. Roger or not. All right,
Yeah.
Scab.
That was a scab shooting.
I mean, we're good.
Just a scab.
of
Bliiiiit!
BUNNIN! RUNNIN SUKA!
Bliiiiit!
The final sausage must be audited. Let's go.
The final sausage.
We need one more.
I might have looted the security room.
This guy might be of me. Sounded like you're shooting over here.
of
the
Shit!
I'm on my right.
I got all the sproges, yep.
Let's go under.
I'm gonna have to run across that courtyard and get shot by a guy.
Seems much smarter to do.
That's the map advice. There are tons of online maps that are very detailed.
Use those to learn the maps and learn the spawns of the maps and everything.
If that's what you're struggling with.
I know spawn locations in this game. You don't know spawn locations in this game. You're gonna die a fucktud
You're still gonna die a fucktud, but you're gonna die way more if you don't know spawns
The only spawns is crucial in this game
is crucial. Like one of the important pieces, most important piece of knowledge in the whole
game, spawns. Shouldn't be like that, I agree but that's just how it is and always was,
you know, I don't disagree.
That's two PMC kills as well.
Two PMC kill man.
And then the sausage.
Population census turn on.
I
meant auto
10,000 for ballet and urban medicine. All right, I think we're getting level 25 of streets quest guys
This is so much fucking XP. How has the day been going? It's been great, bro
It's been great
We're going to go to urban medicine and the ballet lover.
new gun. Shot this gun quite a bit. I don't know what stock is it better with actually,
is a better with this. 6333. 4630.
Well, that makes that much of an error difference. I'm going to
take the Ergo.
most I can do. Oh, and I can do like an ATP. And I do 5330, whatever. I'm going to do standard
stock seems better 63 ergo versus like 40 seems better to me
urban medicine and ballet urban and ballet
it's a new arena task give me yeah I've seen it's a shit done
it's a shit done XP classic BSG create the problem in main game to sell you the answer
in arena that's there that's there new strat
that's
that's actually their marketing strategy for arena
to
my little MPX
with the little MPX
I told what's all
Love the content keep it up man
And get dirty Dan
Dirty damn.
21. How long do you think it's going to take to get level 25?
What's that like?
300,000 XP?
It's probably at the Ringer K, right?
I don't think it'll take a while, a few hours.
We'll get it today for sure.
Patches happy birthday, dude
There's streets well, I'm just going streets for quests. I'm not getting other XP here
But I guess doing like I guess doing cabon kills would be pretty quick
No, I think about it
You
Transit and kill Caban that's like 40 K XP if you extract
Is that really that is that's 40 K damn that's actually a lot that might be faster than questing
As long as you don't die
that could be the meadow
that's the hard part, what not dying
yeah I mean the killing Caban part is pretty straightforward
I agree.
and Jim shrooms Ivan into the gym in the last several days
We're not Jim shroom. I just want to go to the gym
Couple more days I feel like a grease ball
I
Feel like a fucking greasy meatball
Oh, excuse me.
Okay.
Urban medicine and ballet
Welcome back
Here, grab the key, may have to kill Caban, we will have to kill Caban this year.
I'm honestly not even mad about a nice chunk of XP if we get it done.
Someone else might do it before me though.
of
the
death
There.
Okay.
Right.
Then you just have to go back and wait for the right moment to go.
Here.
Okay.
Let's go.
That's all right.
Here.
Okay.
There.
You know, I had a feeling that was going to happen, but I didn't quite expect just to get one tapped.
I thought I would maybe get shot at, but not one tapped.
I didn't think it was going to go down that way.
the
one day
of the
No, no, no, no, no, no.
of
the
I don't think I have any more lightweight plates, do I?
Everything's going to be heavy, heavy, heavy.
I actually buy this, now it's a barter.
It's a bar to...
Bye bye, A.
Do I have any IoTeX sites?
I don't think I do.
No. Fuck. Wait, why can't I buy the suppressor? What?
This game's lying to me. I can literally buy that.
It's literally lying to me. I bought this yesterday. It's right there.
This game lies.
I have a UH-1. Let's use that.
Showing some appreciation to a legend right here.
Thank you, brother
I think we're good. I think
we have good maybe I should
is this guy is going to fucking spit. It's going to spit back to the streets. Back to
the streets. I claim twitch drops. Yeah. Fuck yeah. And how much gear that gave me at the
be getting my reset. I gave me so much fucking gear. Probably more to claim to I haven't claimed
him in a little while to claim him soon.
Ends up prestigious drip.
You get more drip.
That's really it.
do you like drip I like drip have you ever have your heart broken and how long ago was
I ain't never trust no bitch ain't never, ain't never, ain't never, ain't never,
Send me from the door.
I'm gonna get you.
You
My female dog never trusted bitches to my dog
I'm going to get one tap again.
Reading server response.
Let me in man. I want to get one
tapped again.
Isn't it Bill Murray? Yeah,
they're pretty good.
They're pretty good. Thank you
JJ.
Thank you sir.
Ah, I know!
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!
I don't really have one. I would say the Giants, but I don't have a team.
I don't really follow sports like that.
Why didn't even brand grenade for come on?
Um, fuck, I don't have a grenade, that's not good.
I don't think there are any grenade boxes in the way.
Is there?
No, there's a grenade box right here.
Oh my God.
There's two.
What they are right here.
Grenade.
Grenade, me blaze.
That's a reduced to lake grenade.
Well, they run from flashbangs?
of
Oh my god he's on the machine gun with a helmet like PST ammo and I just shot him
Seven times in the head
All right, there's not good
Why does the one on the gun have a face shield?
I mean, eventually it'll kill him, right?
The reason I'm getting wall banged
Throw the Tangerine Grenade!
I should have saved one of the other grenades to sort of help.
What have I got myself into?
I have made a fatal mistake.
Oh
Fuck
and you fucking die!
Why won't he die?
Wow.
He's have a fucking...
Yes!
Take this you motherfucker.
He's been dead, he's just bugged, bro, he's been dead!
AHHHHHH!
Aw fuck, I'm dead.
AHHHHH! FUCKING DIEIN!
You like that shit?
We're good!
Everything is under control. I have the situation handled.
I have it handled. Do not worry.
I
what the fuck is going on
What the fuck is going on?
I have one moment to breathe.
Oh, I'm just a brother but here in Caban, I'm a big man, I do big man things.
I can be deep in this shit right now.
Can be deep in this shit.
up to my head in the shit.
Well, the PMC's, there's one in check 15.
Watching, but people don't rush.
They don't rush Lexos because they die.
If you run across the street, you die.
Pushing some of the Lexos.
I kind of just killed them in like the worst fucking place possible I'm being honest
I don't know if we're looting them.
I don't think I'm looting them. I'm gonna die if I loot them.
I hope that's a good ammo, it might be a really bad ammo.
Yeah, I'm all good.
Wow.
Whoa!
Shit.
It's tremendous.
a
Oh
Where's the cylinder at?
Boom cylinder.
At the cylinder.
I think I need keys to line up.
Hello Father Pepperoni house is going did you have a feast for Christmas?
No we played Tarkov all day.
Well, it's feasting on them scabs.
Feasting on them scabs.
Coming.
The cars here can be a lucky.
My frames are so bad right now.
What's that car?
Never there.
Helga sucks.
There's Helga.
The thing is never there.
The BTR, wait, I need to go in it to turn in the other quest.
Oh.
Oh fuck, there's another floor.
Shit.
It's a strange delegation.
Let's go.
Covering fire!
Get his ass. Get his ass. Get his ass. Get him. Hit some. If they run, they're a scab.
If they don't run, they're a well-trained scab.
How do you shoot titties and scabs?
Easy!
You just don't lead them as much.
Ha ha ha ha
All metal jacket, baby
All metal jacket
Van Jeschel ganabogna
Big raid baby big money raid big big big big big big raid we got the XP here we got
the quest we got the other quest we got the Caban too a Shaiid that's a big raid right
that
That's a big red. I've been playing this game since it began pretty much
Not like day one, but really like really fucking since 2017 basically
Really really really really really early
of
I'm not sure.
my stash please. That might have leveled me up actually. That quest in the Caban kill?
Hey, fuck yeah. Oh and I got this done too. And this th- oh my god wait that was actually
a massive raid. Wait we got a million fucking quests done. I made scabs in a single raid
medicine on woods
so much pee pee
a lot of pee pee
we did actually did get a lot of pee pee though
Can I not sell a blue flare
That's drive part two. Oh, let's get working on this
Now, if I die on this one, can I get it, can I get another one of these?
Oh yeah, I can just buy them.
the
Thank you.
I'm one and I get drum mags for fuel conditioners or three wires
I don't have six of my stash.
I don't need junk mags for my pussy.
one e
one of the mp5 we can get our
they have anything else and it changed it can do but we can get our hats
can get our hats
I'm gonna run to the bathroom guys, it'll be right back, hold on.
you
20 PMC kills with this dog-ass sight.
Why did they pick this sight for this quest?
Couldn't have picked a better sight to use.
Instead of some jank
To suffer I'd rather use the SR to
The SR2 version of this quest, I thought was way easier, way easier, and P5SD is definitely not as good as SR2.
Oh, boy.
I think it's the best early gun you have by far, but SMGs really want to fire it on them.
I think we're going to have to go back to the beginning of the video.
Oh, actually, wherever PMC's, let's go back here.
I run into more players this way.
This site is gross.
Oh my God.
Who made me use this?
That's too messy.
Maybe the arm players are sorry.
Usually you see them right away over here.
how am I supposed to see anything while I shoot with the sight?
yeah, yeah, now you have to use this exact
MP5, well, I think exactly. You have to use the site for Test Drive Part 2 now.
They changed the quest.
You get 20 PMC kills with this fucking gun.
The other Test Drive 2 is way easier, I agree.
3737. Thank you, Cashew. Thank you. Wouldn't be so bad if I had a better sight.
and
Jareen
With the AIDS site on RPK yeah, but that you just have to kill scabs one so it's not even bad
like this is PMC if you're to kill PMC's with that earth RPD they're gonna kill
PMC's with the RPD it'd be really bad but it's just scabs you kill scabs with
fucking anything that's no biggie
I think no one came back here, we might need to swap up our servers.
Look at my planet Hoth.
This game is shit laggy, bad optimization cheaters now this.
Yeah, but it's our shitty game.
It's our shitty game.
games getting hard. Dark Up makes us hard.
Okay, times since the update are so bad. It's five minutes every range. That's just
That's just how they've been.
Brunswick, Tamesi, Cashew, Cayman, Cope.
Thank you very much, guys.
That's not something to do.
That's just dark of.
Hello?
Nikita was saying
he was talking
about faster
two times later in the year
next year.
Which I've definitely heard them say before, but...
Maybe surely this time they mean it.
Oh my god, it's killer.
of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
house with a diet killer anyway
killer was about to kill me is running behind me
Head face with an MDR
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well that gun fucking sucks dude
Can I do like a leg metter or something with this shit
Like there's no good leg meta ammo for my mill
Tony you're the man and Stalerek
I don't know I mean I'll try it again. Maybe those drum eggs would have really been nice
Maybe I should use the drum eggs
you
and
I can't fucking stand seeing this fucking Gemini I added striving me nuts.
Have my prime.
Where was it?
What site do I need?
What the pro what the pro site Mary thank you for the rain the pro site because I'm a pro
Oh, can I buy mags on the flea market?
25
How many fuel conditioners do I have how many do I need for that quest for
So I can get two drum mags.
You
Some pbp ammo days will run up
I don't want to be 30 kilograms man.
30 kilograms is too much.
armor too. It's doing it. Take a plate out. Just one plate only. That's so ass, but whatever.
I guess that's what we're doing. Say thank you so much, man. Got line, got a ghoul.
Thank you guys.
Take off the red rubble.
That's true.
That could do it.
good how long does it take you guys just take you a while to do
sit in like 30 raids sounds about right kind of
That might be the place to do it though. Oh my god nasty brother 25 gifted
Thank you very much my man
Good god, thank you
What idiot am I banning who's getting banned?
Where's the idiot, guys?
Where's the idiot?
Ding-Bong.
Who's the idiot?
Friendly mop.
Thanks, brother.
Bing Bong. Who's the idiot?
Friendly mop. Thanks brother.
Me, me, me, me, me. The claw has chosen.
God I love these guys.
Yes sir, yes sir, a claw!
What did he do?
I see him again, I'll slap him.
I'll slap him.
I'm not sure if it's true.
That claw has chosen.
Great, I can do this quest on customs.
streets, grounds, zero in the change.
Oh, thank God.
Arms.
This sight is just so fucking bad.
Of all the optics that could have made you use for this quest, I had to pick this one.
That'll be one of the worst in the game.
Why are we arguing about my castle again?
The player is a scab right there.
There's a scab.
some
bad
monok
thank you for the five gifted impossible thank you for the sub
thank you very much guys
of
These bullets are paintballs.
Does this thing shoot high?
It shoots high.
Of course.
How does he get past all the scabs, dude?
Okay, I'm not doing it on this map.
How does he get past all the scabs as he came from the other side?
Holy fuck.
I don't know that one scab by the registers should have been aggroed on him
I don't know, would BPM OGGs
and
had nothing to do with the gun. That had nothing to do with the gun.
About those drum mags that I had, those didn't fucking do anything except maybe
kill my ergo to be honest.
I
Fucking armors way a million pounds
They get some plates that don't weigh 40 pounds
Wicked heart, thank you for the five gifted
I just have a little Timmy's strength. I can't carry these.
That's good.
the
of the overweight again I can smell it
I'm going to get more over
without a grenade. We're good
though until I pick up some
loot. I'm a flare.
Ground zero. I haven't been here
in a minute. I've been here
for a minute.
better the mp5 sd look at the bullet velocity just sucks and the ammo sucks the fire rate
is not that great it's just not like the site is terrible it's just not even a good not a good gun
powering away it thanks brother
You lose your arm bands from the arm bands from your endings, you don't keep them, you
have to transfer it, yeah.
Nope.
Nope
I'm
Okay.
These.
Estimated time.
I can't help with that, unfortunately.
There's nothing I can do.
I just play the game. I'm like everyone else.
All I do is play the game.
Everyone's saying get-it messages.
don't get the like the terminal arm bands and your messages when you prestige you don't get them
all right let the ratting begin
Let the rat name begin and I'm overweight now what if I fucking wasn't overweight when
I've loaded in now 28.3. What is this bullshit?
Every time I aim him with this I feel like I just go blind
That's an MP5 guy.
I
Killed that guy
How the fuck is this guy not dying, dude?
This may be the worst gun I've ever used.
It just like, the bullets don't go anywhere.
and
the date like the bullets literally don't go anywhere
This guy's still in the back there.
I smell a bunch of rats.
You too.
This guy go.
I thought he was shooting at that guy Wait, was this the guy I was fighting?
I thought someone else shot at him.
I thought I was shooting a naked guy, he looked naked.
I'm pretty sure there was another guy.
Sorry dude in tough time to re-subgest my wife had a baby yesterday, thanks Sam.
Congratulations man.
This quest is going to make me rage.
This quest is going to make me rage, I already know.
I already fucking doubted
It's gonna I
Rather do the long distance and what a kills in this shit. This is this is torture
They get extract information from terrorists this quest
of
John's bless us raiders who wins.
Fuck you're asking me for.
Giants.
I don't know what you're asking me for.
I don't know shit about fuck.
There you go, real quiet.
Getting your house on the Giants now, good luck.
Look, if you win, I want some.
If you lose, it's not my fault.
I don't know what you think about a reset here so I can keep all this gun and get my
kit back together.
I'm like the raid kind of, you know, everyone fought and now everyone's like chillin'
are dead yeah the early fighting's over
There's a pretty fucking dank loot on this map, man.
That's a hideout item, this forest.
Ah, shit!
And there's a guy there.
I don't even know how I got hit there he wasn't like I got around the wall when I
still bad
that's fucking cool
oh my god all right I'm gonna do a different quest this is
This doesn't need to happen right now.
This doesn't need to happen, moist waffles, thank you.
We'll do this another time.
This is just...
This can happen another time.
We're going to do something else.
That's some shit on the shoreline to mark the ambulances and find the missing informants.
That's good enough.
But that bag is 2.7 kilograms.
I need the leaders, Roky, thank you very, very much.
December 29th, at 7 AM GMT, 2 AM EST.
We are planning to carry out technical maintenance on the.
On the.
Oh, yes.
On the.
Um, I'm tax.
On the escape from Tarkov servers aim at improving stability during periods of high load.
The maintenance will take approximately 3 hours, but may be extended if required.
The game will not be accessible during this period.
So server troubles tomorrow, got it.
We're going to have server troubles tomorrow, that's what that just, that's what that says.
Roger that, I will prepare myself.
Let's go.
I'll explain the problem.
Your stream has helped me get through it mentally.
Thank you.
I'm sorry to hear that.
the two a.m. Eastern
the hours is not
nine that's in 11 hours
yeah
11 hours
Exxon fall check
check. I will check.
I'm a paracord and now I haven't found one yet and I can't get one.
the
Is that right? It's bad. It's horrible. I've heard a few things that happen.
Oh boy.
I've had a few, yeah, I've heard a few things.
I don't know if I needed to hear more after it.
There's no reason to watch after season two, agreed.
I mean, I didn't finish season five, but they're writing definitely changed over the
course of the show.
show stranger things stranger things
or watch it honestly don't even bother don't even bother child they're not
even child actors anymore they're like fucking 30 years old playing kids they
have like four had wrinkles and shit they're supposed to be like teenagers
the
of
the
I
Don't know who is a four-year-old boy. I don't know regardless. They don't look like teenagers and they
What's it called? They started off as kids and then years later
They finished the show and the characters is supposed to have aged like
One or two years in the show and they've aged 20 in real life
10 years. Yeah, it was actually 20. They should recast the roles. I don't know. They should
have written a story differently where it makes more sense that they've aged. I like
the stories any fucking good anyway, dude, or film faster. They could have filmed it
faster, maybe, but I don't know. Honestly, they're writing in that show went way downhill
after the second season they went like it literally went the whole like fast in
the furious around where they just make it more and more ridiculous
the third season bro they is literally kids in an underground or Russian
military bunker, taking out grown Russian soldiers.
That's literally the third season.
There's kids fighting Russian military soldiers.
It's like you're watching the spy kids.
It was horrible.
It was so fucking bad, dude.
It was so bad.
We're doing today, Tony.
We're doing great.
were doing great. It was so fucking bad.
Have I ever seen a Russian soldier?
Yeah, he probably beat the shit out of some little fucking nerd.
the
have you ever been in Germany
uh...
for two days yes cologne cologne
I'm not here for any form of an ambulance, that's right.
First drive 2 is an MP5 now, yep.
Yep.
I'm hating on a fictional show based on Dungeon and Dragons.
Giving criticism of a show that actually started off really well, and then they clearly I don't know what they did with the writing
But they absolutely destroyed it
The first season of that show is very good
And it was not at all even the same feel as the third and fourth season
They completely changed the whole character of the show
It's not hating it's offering valid criticism you might disagree, but this man a hater
Say it's unrealistic
No, there's difference between okay, so monsters and demons in the upside-down is clearly not realistic
But that has nothing to do with it. It's suspension of disbelief. I
Can have suspension of disbelief and believe hey, maybe there's some
you know, fucking monster or something that we don't know about but I can't see a
10 year old kid beating up a fucking Russian soldier
that is just like completely ridiculous
you have a little spy kids dude they're raiding a military base or a bunch of
10 year olds raiding a fucking military base
like what are we doing
show? Yeah, that was a terrible season. Yeah, it's a show. I can say that it sucked. What
do you mean? What are we missing here? Oh fuck, I have to go to the ambulance. I just
those guys were shooting. I don't know what I was doing there.
We're gonna have to deal with some of this.
It's all a lot of fucking people, they're all way, like a lot.
But the chat is saying I'm a fly band, but there's logic where you...
Nothing to do with me
That was a Tijela mask.
I just shot seven times in the face.
Yeah, that's rough.
That's rough.
he's probably trying to go to labyrinth
just let him go
I think a lot of these guys are trying to go labyrinth
hello
okay so you're just stream sniping your cheating this guy's just straight up bullshit
that's not like
we're doing one of the two
make it more obvious. Make it
more obvious, please.
Yeah, he's just cheating. He's
just straight up cheating.
Let's just straight up cheats.
that's sick
that's not a stream snipe that's just that guy's walls that guy's legit just cheating
fuck yeah that's fun
that was fun
ripped to my vector
of
I
Missed over and Marcius. Did you watch dark? I did
Uh, it was very it was very very very very good
I never finished it because I got bored of it because it got really repetitive
But the first like two seasons of dark were of amazing
They were so good the I think I'm probably the first two
That show was nuts.
Mindhunter was also absolute fire.
and
that I don't know what it is
I'm not done
with when you reported people may let you know if they were cheating and if they were they give you all your gear back do you think they should have killed
cams
cams now
but it would be nice to get my shit back
I think you would like that.
Silo was not good in my opinion.
I only watched the first season.
I can't buy the suppressor, I thought I could.
I did not like Silo.
Severance, I watched the first season, it was very good.
I watched the second one though.
B5 Recoil.
How much ergo? 51 ergo.
I can't buy that suppressor I literally can it's lying to me it's lion so yeah I can buy
So what's going on with these raids today, are all the cheaters out today?
...
I
Game froze let every start my game. I didn't even get to queue yet
Okay, hold on what is this I gotta see it's MPX so it's like that I gotta shoot this thing before I go to raid with it
This might be really bad
I gotta see what's up with this gun
actually fire that sight is not fire but the gun is actually fire
I can't tell you who knows what you are.
Oh wait, we have RuneScape on this screen too.
Holy shit.
RuneScape-ing.
I hope you had a merry Christmas.
Yes, sir.
It's chosen.
I got all the runes.
My RuneScape and RuneDaddy69420 is my RuneScape name.
RuneDaddy69420.
of
the daddy of her parents
of the summer is the I've never played in the game of my life
we finally made it past a year can I tell my parents about us now um yeah
hey everybody know where
I've never been here
The Stranger Things song?
Holy shit.
That's where I first heard this song.
That's where I heard this song.
the
book plays on your music
is a random ship
random ship is put on random ship
any monster wrote this riff whoa any monster
I was uh, I know any Munster Ro Guitareffs
I
Any minute we'll get our raid any minute now
of
your god please
the PX is going to
and all of the
all of us is running around with
the gala helmet
and then px ain't too good
we'll get a shit swan
This one over here, right?
30 months, big boy.
Trying to catch up to this guy.
A lot of months, and I fucking probably just saw him here.
He may be not.
Maybe not.
I think that's the goons.
I already sure that was the goons.
I just killed a mate.
The Groonies.
Thanks for the entertaining content.
Hope you have a great 2026.
Have a great year.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, real bad.
I'm just staring at me over there, what can I do?
What else is dying?
It definitely de-aggered. I think we get the fuck out of here.
Don't do this ditch. Right on the site.
I think he's a ditch I heard an M4 guy he's probably getting shot up right now
yeah there she met that M4 guy now 100% this is good they can kill him for all I care
Who's the old pick in the superbowl?
Oh, the bowler's playing.
Ah!
Must be it.
My, this is one of them.
I
Think that was bird eye that just killed
Pretty sure that was bird eye, I don't know what the hell else would be
the
types probably
chase me and yeah
Okay, well that's bird eye, he's pretty dumb, he's pretty fucking dumb, how the fuck is
The fuck was over there?
of
I just ran off twice, he like pushed me and then he ran off twice.
I need to rig in the bag for a quest.
Well, maybe you do, but you don't have to do that quest.
I'll have to kill them again for the quest.
I don't have that yet.
We will have to kill them again.
the
There's a lot of people on this map today, a Makovian, a lot of people on this map today,
is gracious. Better than empty. I mean, it's more fun. It's not better if you're just
I'm just trying to quest. Unless you need to do PMC, killing quests.
I walk and be quiet.
in the next 10 seconds we got it done I do not have the bloody rusted key now
that I found that thing once less prestige toasty thank you very very much
Thank you
um
Let's take it about shooting at them.
Probably just shoot a shot of them.
I thought they were just gonna pass by that's why I didn't shoot and then they fucking started running back up
I'm broken like, I mean.
Draw line is hella active today, yeah, a lot of fucking, last night it was dead.
I was just running around pretty free last night, today there's a ton, ton of people.
I don't have a level 10 skills when I prestige.
I got a 10 strength when I prestige.
I don't know what that was this guy.
I'm assuming that was this guy.
was a scab
less than three
thank you for the sub
thank you fellas
Oh.
to
build a billy billy billy billy billy billy billy thank you very very much but
We'll have to go to the one house to have a story mission
The moldy hot to go to the moldy house, okay, so let's do that. Let's go to moldy house and let's go to the
The informant location as well
Hopefully there's no extra campers at the tunnel. No one would do that on a Sunday, right?
Okie man.
Looks like my armor screen is blurry now.
There's somebody.
I like I heard a footstep before.
Have you been looting for me?
That's some good stuff
That's a blue not too shabby for a little easy kill
I guess he can't go in there.
It will appear to the house, and the other house on the left, and then we leave.
I survived this raid, it'll be a miracle.
I didn't kill Pipe, Pipe's missing, I killed Nighton Pipe.
I shot and then I got screwed by had over bore I couldn't shoot him over a little wall and then he ran away
Never to be seen again
This is flash drive out.
There it is.
or she blows.
And I...
list of paper under the bed.
That...
Good.
But are there two of them or just one?
I don't remember all these, I've only done these quests once so I don't remember them.
I probably did a mouse half asleep so I double don't remember them
They're controlling me
I got the USB stick and I got the notes at the bed. That's it
Yeah
You got it.
Thank you brother.
You thank you, you thank you.
Pat, pat, pow!
Ba-ba-ba, pa-pa-pow!
Alright, we're out.
out. Thank God we're out. We are out of there. Howdy 5000.
and
Any moment.
that's the real sex health care privacy part two
I'm shifty.
Wait for information from Papa.
I think I already have beard oil.
and
I need my painkillers, let's go, I just bought some.
Did I not just buy some?
Probably not.
Oh, you're the little one.
Carter, thank you very much Carter.
We're doing thank you, bro
Thank you for the five gifts of my man, thank you so much happy holidays happy new year to you
Eat the real six
I
Want to help you die a splint sure sure sure sure grab another splint
Have any random a lot of random shit in there
We have a lot of random shit.
I'm going to be like barter items.
All these.
All those.
Serve kit.
I got.
I got two.
we got two of them. Okay, let's go. Oh, Vaseline to Vaseline.
Not an option.
Oh, we.
We are good.
We got some runescape too.
Mmm hmmmmmmmmm.
I'm not.
We're not we're escaping a lot.
I lied.
It is. It's a funny looking MPX ain't it?
Uh huh.
What's wrong?
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.
So what to do?
I spent my hard-earned money on this. You don't like it? You don't like it?
A dream mic? I literally just played their album or one of their albums.
We just did it.
He's a nine mil for the memes.
No. Nobody has helmets on right now.
Nine mil is pretty decent actually.
Until you run into to Jell-O mask but
a lot of people are going without helmets
because of the frost. So that means one taps to the head with SMGs work pretty well.
They work quite well.
Well, I wanted to...
Waiting.
RPM is it?
850?
Yes.
850. Pretty good.
Each cave higher eight spits
It's spits
I
Seven
Good
Mel 22 I prestige we have prestige
I'm not waiting on
And prestige for stage for level 22
The good Barks new singer
It's it's made the songs good. This is a good song, but
You're trying you're getting compared to Chester Bennington. You're you have no chance no matter who you are
No matter who tries and takes that spot
It's not you know
This song is, this is a good song, though. This album was not very good though.
They're like, this song and like one other that were pretty good.
Sounds bad trying to sing like them. Like live? Probably.
and
president's for the five months they should just uh...
issues to work with the
copycat
but i come here to do
I came here for West Thrill 6, and just to put a marker in the east wing.
Easy, easy, easy.
The chest or impersonators out there?
Probably.
I imagine there's some dude in the world that can emulate his voice pretty well.
There has to be. I mean it's impossible, right?
Just like statistically there's got to be someone that can replicate that
But it's one thing to replicate a style. It's a whole another thing to like create and
And make, you know, the whole sound yourself come up with the sound in the style.
I should have ran more left.
Oh, fuck my legs.
Ow, shh.
Shh.
They said about three days grace.
What did they say about three days grace?
I thought German, Scheiste?
Scheiste?
Or am I Scheiste?
I always wear my Scheiste in the cold.
Reminds you of one vat?
Vat!
Reminds you of who?
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
here.
I need the PM anymore. I've got two of those in my stash.
French. Oh, the pig. Excellent.
Continue onwards.
So, land.
three
three oh six
I still haven't found one.
record would be nice because I had the red rebel
of
the
I'm an abogaddee. Thank you very much.
Quiet raid.
Other raids were stacked. This one's been pretty damn silent so far.
Greetings. Hola. Hola, hola, mi amigo. Muchas gracias.
Muchas gracias. German? No.
Italiano.
No soy Italiano.
Correcto.
All right, we're out.
All right, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, a little bit of XP right there.
I'm not done with her.
Black Copac, my man right there.
And I speak German, nine, nine.
I got all the fucking German. I know.
Oh, thank you.
Guten tag. Guten Morgan.
I'll get the van on the hoods.
One of the hoods.
Go into the hoods.
Almost level 23 almost there my grab my food guys give me a second
What do you think about the SCAP DLC?
It's like normal PMC but with a scan, you will be able to be a boss and control guards.
you
Can I speak Texan? Oh, do I speak Texan? Do I speak Texan?
and
hello
Hello
Thank You Bruce Lee
I don't know which way to go.
What's up, Gango?
I was thinking for three months, we're just going to the blood man, right?
Go into the blood man, run into the scab DLC.
I don't know what to make of it.
I'm kind of curious what's going to happen to the game if everyone is just trying to
play their scab.
If you release the scab DLC and everyone's playing their scab, what happens when there's
no PMCs. Alright, you gotta think about that. Like, how do we play a scam if everyone's
playing the fucking scam? That's what I think about it.
.
the
of
the
of the
That guy just saved much bullets.
Now he's dead.
I'm fucking RPGM.
All of MAI AP.
I'll grab the mask.
Oh, he's got the fucking, the Gimp Mask. He's got the Gimp Mask.
Holy shit, it's the Gimp Mask.
Oh my God, dude, I look like I'm a new member of Slipknot.
I look like a fucking new Slipknot member.
Yeah, that shit is so dumb.
Pee-pee's in the boobin.
I don't want pee-pee's in the boobin.
I'll take pee-pee's in the boobin though.
He's got pee-pee's in his boobin.
I'm just reading what his- he's got pee-pee ammo in his boobin drum bag.
Pee-pee's in the boobin.
I don't have to tell you, that's just what the fucking game says.
I didn't name this shit.
I've got my dip mask on now too.
I need that Dishonka.
I need that Yashanka.
Why not just do Scavs of Medicine too.
I love getting my balls hit with that on.
I look like I just popped out of a crate under a pawn shop with Bruce Willis in the front.
That guy is 9 million stamina.
actual Russian Usain Bolt.
What's the difference between bearing you second, start items in the voice, or is the
quest different?
I'm just so fucked.
Why does this other guy run back to me?
There's nothing I can do there.
I'm so fucked there
There's nothing to do there
I don't know why this guy ran back to me in the middle of that too I
Should have crossed another way he fucking runs back in the middle of it
and
I'm sorry.
Unfortunately.
Honestly, I just shouldn't have shot at the first guy.
He probably ended up getting me killed.
They probably heard me.
They probably heard me shooting at that guy and then ran over.
I
Can just be perma why am I not perma painkiller I can buy I didn't realize I could buy
Azaleen and shit on the market. Why am I not just doing that perma on an idiot?
I just buy meds on the market, what the fuck am I doing?
I didn't realize it was high enough level for that.
How's it going, Papa?
It's going.
and by a calock be that's fucking stupid okay my my sorry
sorry for trying to buy a calock be Nikita my bad
my bad
We have to go back. And I lost that Ushanka. That sucks.
I needed that Ushanka.
I have everything and it's what...
and
the
I'm not sweet can I do an arm are
Another arm are the SRO
Weaver it is
Less than three it's Kai bro
I hate the Delta point. I hate that fucking thing.
I do not like that thing at all.
Two Vasiliens. I'm just, I'm going to be perma-pain killer.
This is gonna make our life waaay fucking better.
I don't know why I haven't been doing that.
I'm hungry.
Hmm.
On the phone.
Wow.
Thank you.
you
and
holiday if you celebrated sir day five I think him about to be the only motherfucker
in the gym yelling yeah buddy yeah
What is this cue for Woods?
the woods
Your raid has been delayed
Please proceed to gate 28
What the hiccups now
They optimize the queues they said later in the year they'll be doing that I
If this game ever loads in less than two minutes to a raid, I'll be shocked.
Shocked.
Bro's view-botting is so hard.
Yeah, man.
Bro is an idiot who makes stupid claims on the internet without understanding anything,
but that's cool.
That's cool.
I make accusations about any actual critical thinking skills. Hell yeah.
Gat, this is your brain on TikTok. Don't do one single TikTok.
So what happens to you?
Homeboy did one single TikTok and now look at him.
This whole brain is rotted out.
I'm gonna go to the blood van.
Man, I died last raid.
I wanted all that fucking ammo that I had.
Oh, I might not pre-paint, I need to pre-paint, I'm still done.
Pre-painin'!
You earned completing the event. I have no idea. You don't know what you got from that.
I haven't done it yet, because I'm prestigeed.
A war going on over there.
That sounds fun.
That sounds quite exhilarating.
What's good, Happy Tony?
Hope your holidays were enjoyable.
Happy three months, my dear.
Pretty all right.
I knew the servers go down tonight, 2 a.m. Eastern.
So, nine hours from now.
You're doing maintenance for the stability of the game or something?
something
maintenance for stability of the game
He can still see me there?
He can still see me?
I didn't get around the corner?
Okay, well, not sick.
I thought the hill would block me, but apparently they can still see me.
This quest is going well.
I
Didn't do shit to that guy million fucking hit counts
This nine million working for us anymore I
I couldn't really see where the guy's head was that I was shooting was half of the problem.
I think we're going to have to take a different approach to this.
This ain't working.
It's hard to shoot people in the face and you can't see their face.
you
Ask I bought they're not buy it
Oh, I bought too many of them.
Oh, what am I gonna use?
I might just run that f***ing MTX again, to be honest.
I see better sites.
What do I have for sites?
Absolute shit from him.
Oh, proper scholar, man.
The cobra, the valde, crushette.
All these sites suck.
There's no hollows.
You're proper ones.
Am I supposed to get the case now?
of the armoured case
of the I bought too many MPX's
I can buy the SRG.
Did I buy too many of them?
Oh, it's just bugged.
Mags, mags, mags, mags, mags.
I buy.
I can't buy more mags.
Well, this is going well.
Going pretty well
My time was so sure night time
Let's try a night raid. I haven't done that yet
We have yet to try at night
You
Oh, we're escaping.
All right, people are stuck, stuck on what?
Is there a bug in the game?
I get stuck.
I'll get stuck.
The ticket doesn't work.
won't count the raids as in they're doing labs to get that RFID encryptor and they're not getting it.
Well, good thing I'm not doing that path, I don't think.
I think I'm going to keep the case. I should just keep the case, right? Do I keep the case
and then not work with Kermin and just do 500 mil.
Would that be the fastest way? 500 mil sounds like a pain in the ass to grind though.
That sounds like kind of a pain.
500 mil with nerfed loot sounds rough yeah that's my concern that stuff's not
really worth that much anymore so getting 500 mil will take a long fucking
time
Spoon man thank you
you lightkeeper ending
How do you how do you get the lightkeeper ending?
You still have to farm the 40 bitcoins right?
You still have to do 40 Bitcoin if you do that
After you tell Kermin you'll gather evidence now I'm fuck off and then go to light keeper
So should I give the case to proper then
Do you have to grind money for a lightkeeper or no?
So you have to get a lightkeeper at some point regardless.
I feel like he per anyway
I want this one right wait do I want debtor I want the debtor ending
to
so, I'm gonna
keep the case
open it, work with Kermit, do the bitcoins
help Carmen five
Okay, we're gonna do that
What's the path we're doing
So we are gonna have to do 40 bitcoins, but that's better than 500 Bell
Why would you bill take forever?
What are these cues that I
I'm gonna need solar
Wait, why do I need solar
You need solar for the lightkeeper ending
No, you don't need solar for it for the the debtor ending.
You don't even you don't even have to pay any money I don't think so
Yeah, it's just 40 big ones.
You don't need solar, you don't need the droobles, no, no, that's shit.
of
It's probably the fastest way.
Thanks, Highways.
Oh man, thank you so much again.
So, I think...
Because you don't have to farm any money, 40 bitcoins really isn't that bad.
It's faster than getting a million USD or 300 plus mill rubles, that's for fucking sure.
Do you have to get light keeper though?
I think that's what we're going to do.
I guess I could grab the case right now.
Fuck it.
Yes sir.
fucking these fucking guys die oh my god
God.
I will sleep.
Oh, they will not die.
I need to stop running this path on the fucking woods, dude.
Oh, my fucking God, every time.
Every time.
I actually just kept running. Why did I even try to kill Sturman right now?
I don't know why I even went to try and kill Sturman right now. That was stupid.
Yeah, it's just not, it's just not working. It is just not working.
I'm always the first one there and then I get shot in the back.
Yep. Every time.
It's been the same thing every time I need to just not go that way
It just looks so safe I
Literally would have been fine if I didn't well maybe I probably would have been fine if I didn't kill Sturman
Because that made a lot of fucking noise
That MPX is not doing anything anymore, I don't know why, it's starting to suck.
for Tony's favorite position. Thank you, sheep.
Okay, um, I need to change this up a bit.
of
I mean I could just use that SR 25 or that MDR or that MDR or that MDR or that MDR or
I think I'm a kind of nice.
Almost level 23, I need 25.
Almost there.
Almost.
Almost, MDR bigger, there's a longer barrel for it now, so yes it is bigger.
It is a little bit bigger.
We do the dumbbell, nothing, the kappa item, a suck kappa item.
the
But I had to take a guess probably not soon
Oh my did you have to wear a hat all you do is wear a hat
The big deal you were a hat boom no event
So you have a wound to our ship and you wear a hat and you swap to the helmet when you need to kill the scab and then you put the hat back on.
So I did.
Sup.
Thank you for the five gifted.
hashtag.
and
I mean, they're on Backstreet Boys. Oh, God, dude, I haven't heard the Backstreet
It wasn't so long.
Backstreet Boys, oh.
You are my fire, the one.
I'm waiting for some time.
This is going to be the raid.
I mean, it has to be, right?
Nightwake.
Thanks, Moes.
This can't not be the raid.
I'm going to not be the raid.
Let's go.
Hey, there's somebody lying there.
He's gonna grab the armored case while I'm here, I suppose.
happy holidays brother
you too brother
case in here where's the case
of
10 AM Eastern. 10 AM.
He's got a fucking teammate, but I saw him and he doesn't peek since.
is fucking brutal this way as a solo like dude if two people if there's two
people in a group they both see you immediately because it's so easy to
spot players and you get shot up by two people at once then you just fucking
die
Okay, now where am I going?
What's the safe path now?
Redsides, thank you so much for that, I appreciate that brother.
I mean there's crazy fog, do I try it?
I mean I could just, yeah I could transit bug, fuck it, why not, everyone else is doing
it, fuck it, fuck it, the feature, transit feature, no no, it's transit feature, it's
That's not transit bug. Transit feature.
Bring on the bacon, baby.
Thanks, Rob.
Still second-chin, trimonion, 18 moans counting.
Eighteen mouth.
Thirteen.
I know, thank you, Tyre.
Thank you, Bexsard.
Thanks, Pappy Tony, for the ten months.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
the
transit feature. What a good streamer given that there's more data on the bug so they can fix it quicker.
They're never fixing this.
They're never fixing it.
In my opinion, honestly, this is my honest take on it.
They knew about this for two years, threatened to ban people for doing it once on stream,
and then they launched the game in 1.0 with it still in.
It's a feature.
It's a feature, sanctioned actual feature by the game.
You can't launch the game at 1.0 with a bug that you've known about for two years and then
like, that's in the game.
It's in the game.
You can't launch the game with it if you knew about it like that.
So just fucking do it, man.
about the case the case stays with me keep the case for yourself let me double check
This is the right maneuver.
Keep the case for yourself.
Yes.
They shot you, Salaga!
What's the matter?
Is this all a ticket?
Yes, but I know the way!
Well, what do you say?
If you give me the case,
then I'll throw it all away!
Leave.
My case, bitch.
it's a build Intel's I can't
do this is like the Intel Center
right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I didn't. Okay, so that doesn't actually, I stopped to go back
Back to woods.
I
Was my vodka where did my vodka go?
I can't read the other name. It's a different language. Thank you so much for the five gifts. It's a
boards
finally started the rest of my chest to to shading stops in january and not
excited
unspainful
sounds painful
do you ever miss playing duos with willers
i just play solo
So low Gama.
I have to go survive once.
I don't know anything else on here, right?
Mate, three scabs without any medicine.
We could do that.
Three scabs, no medicines.
and
we're not in a big rush for any of this
we'll get Carmen stuff done let me get Carmen stuff done
like we're gonna have to grind bitcoins at some point anyway it's not gonna
not gonna make a big difference
I
Ops yaps are here my god
Ops
They're Demi, thank you, thank you. Thank you for the five gift of the resident can be RK
wingman holy moly wingman thank you for the 15 gifted subs holy shit bro thank
you thank you very much
Yeah, I can get in-game rewards called duty black ops 7
Should we do it?
Wow
Thank you for the 10 gifted my man. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, Paul. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, Paul. Thank you, Odorek. Thank you, fellas.
What do you think they give me if I...
If I...
What do I get in Paul duty?
inspired shooter that will have a battlefield mode in the Tarkov like
raid mode low-key looks like pre-nursha tell status enter Ropos that is the
worst name I've ever heard but no I haven't seen that Chiluia Novik thank
you for the 10 gifted subs red plague thank you for the two gifted status
Enter rope and tropos
Status and tropos they come up with these names
This guy, thank you very much for the beds. Thank you, Matt Zilla
Road to Vostok, I've only been hearing about that game for the last five fucking years
I've been hearing about that game like since I started streaming like actually since I started streaming
Hold on, are you my headphones?
Oh
Oh my goodness
Canole and Corbin thinking for the five gifts these surprise thank you for the sub joker. Thank you done
Thank you for the gift. I qualk. Thanks for the prom
I'm killing three scabs without medicine and extracting.
It's terrible.
That's it.
That's all we got to do.
I don't think there's a mine there.
It's one of their mines right there.
No actually since what are their minds right there?
I've run down that all the fucking time.
I literally run down that all the time.
Whatever Tom, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Tom.
I swear I ran right there yesterday, I must have met him.
that was insane and that was the PMC that I killed him
There's a little boyfriend sitting there with a mosey as well.
Hola.
Hola, hola, hola.
There's a little boyfriend over there.
I just don't want to get shocked because of my heel I fell in the quest so...
Can I just see a scab or is that a tree branch?
Like you're a chasey man?
you're the cop driving you have like the dash cam footage from an actual subscriber cop chase
can we do that that's all public info right we could do that
that'd be fucking cool actually
wait that would actually be so fucking cool
of
a fucking gun was it a desert eagle he had a fucking desert eagle it was so loud
was a TKPD and I was gonna get one tapped right I mean I actually do
run here some crazy shit you feel like time goes by faster because the older you
get the less each month year weekday is a part of your overall existence so when
you're like a little kid a day feels really long because you haven't lived
that many days so like a day might be you know five percent of your existence
It's not actually, but and then when you're older, it's like
Point oh, oh, oh, oh one percent of your existence. So it like goes by way faster
Or I hear that that's just my theory
Sounds legit, right? I think it literally is true
You just you just perception of things is way different because you've done it so many more times
I mean you also get more responsibility and stuff to do but I don't remember watching like a
Fifty remember, you know cartoons when we watch cartoons when we're kids if you were like in the 90s
Whatever early 2000s cartoon episodes were 15
No, they weren't even 15 minutes each they were like 10 minutes each an episode of the Fairly Odd parents was 10 minutes
That shit felt like a fucking hour
It was 10 minutes and then commercials and then another 10 minute and then commercials
And it was a 30 minute block for each cartoon. They were 10 minutes long
If you watch one of those episodes again, you're like holy shit
This goes by so fast and when you're a kid it felt like a goddamn movie
It's crazy.
I felt like I was sitting there all day watching those episodes and it was legitimately ten
minutes.
Res guy, thank you for the thousand biddies, bro.
I can't heal, guys!
I have to do a quest!
I can't heal!
Stop!
I don't know, someone look it up. How long was the rock bottom episode of SpongeBob?
It's probably ten minutes long.
Rock bottom, there's like advanced darkness.
Welcome to Rock Bottom.
Are here, that would be mighty helpful if the car was here.
Not motherfucker.
11 minutes 11 minutes 11 minutes I'm telling you how fucked up is that like he
didn't realize it you never realize at the time all these cartoons and shit
that we rub with their like 10 11 minute episodes
Never watch an episode of SpongeBob in your life.
I really I'm gonna be totally honest you really messed out like you low key like legitimately
knows how I feel bad I honestly feel bad
like such an iconic show for so many people. 40 months is low key crazy but not as crazy
as the fact that Pector is going to be running 300 with Spoon engines. Spoon engines? He
went to Harris, right? Oh my gosh. Holy shit. The Motech. Oh my god. Oh my god. The Motech.
a holy moly tech
holy shit dude
imagine if you went to jarrod instead
Oh man, I'm super cool.
I thought I got walking bushes. I thought I got jumped down.
we're in a beanie
we're in a beanie we're in a beanie
holy shit we left oh my god I can't believe it oh my god
8 to 10 K. I believe their car shit's expensive.
Uncle Roger. No, Uncle Roger would be more like, um, uncle, what the heck, the MSG.
I'll have a hundred eighty one BCP yeah damn I don't have a hundred BCP's
any tips for streets of Tarkov if you don't know the map that well look up the
map beforehand online so I would 100% do play it offline raid as well or
something. Do an offline raid and if you have to like learn it before you go.
the house is on shoreline.
There's the house 22 to 7 on shoreline.
Okay. The house is on shoreline. What is this? 22 to 7. Is that the right time?
Also scab the map to use your scab as well to practice it
All right, what question we're doing
Um
we do this repacks of gunpowder kite
I
Have for a site that I could use on this that wouldn't be complete dog shit
Or all complete dog shit. That's the answer
Wait a peacekeeper three. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my god, and we have sites now. I'm fucking saved
Fuck, yes.
I still have like no actual mags for this gun.
But we're good.
OK.
Oh, I'm so happy we can use actual sites.
It's going to make my life a lot easier.
Let's go. I'm around the bathroom. I'll be right back.
you
Easy claps.
you
I'm sorry.
I thought that'd be a little
faster.
Either the queue is really
faster, I was slow.
You know, you wipe, you wipe
it just keeps, oh I didn't bring a flashlight, it just keeps, just still there.
Is it on our camera or what?
That turn off what the fuck I didn't turn that off that's weird
Man, I don't have a flashlight
36 months. I've gotten married and had a baby in that time. Thanks for the continued
content.
Thank you. Congratulations.
Less than three.
Fucking dark in here? I mean it's...
fucking nighttime man
get him to jail, fuck him up
fuck him up, beat his fucking ass man
beat his ass
of
Shhh!
The dinosaur!
It was Jurassic's calf!
Wild for doing with the door open?
the door open. Wild for doing
the door open. Am I? I feel
like the door's open. He's not
in there anymore. He left
already because like who the
fuck shuts the door behind
him when they've already done
it. Isn't the door closed less
sneaky?
Because they hear you breach
it and then like, oh, the
the door shut he's in there right that's why poop with the door open never shut
the door when I wait question if you're home alone do you have shit with the
door open, or do you close the door?
You just leave that thing open, right?
OK, all right, good, good, good, good.
There's a wide open.
Let's be looking out into the hallway or something.
Wide open.
Closed and locked.
Who are you afraid of?
Brother, who are you afraid of?
shit. shit. shit. a man's gaming. a man's fucking gaming brother.
to your inventory anymore when planting or placing BSG made a cult change where you just click it again
I'll still do it anyway I'll still do it
Yeah, I mean we killed a fucking juice lord supreme who for some reason was wearing night vision
A nighttime factory where it's bright as the sun and he's freezing his balls off in there
I'm not sure if I can get the
room
to
get
the room
to
get
the room
to
get
the room
to
get
the red sect tournament starting they haven't said anything I'm honestly happy
got cancelled because Nikita turned on drops again and it could have interfered
with the drop so actually low key happy cancel
I
Stun this monster woke me the fuck up dude
a nice shit Paul Clint Paul can of white monster will wake you right up
to do.
Alright, we have to get the
I don't have a factory key.
Yo.
Right, I need a factory key to do that.
I don't have that.
I can't do it.
I have to kick you in the ass.
Okay, so, I believe I have some stuff on shoreline.
courtesy visit and then kill 12 scabs 22 to 7 it's not 22 to 7 I could just do
courtesy visit though or we could low-key do the hermit is 12 K XP as well
it's pretty easy quest
ballet lover again
For the hermit, we're going to bring a DMR to the lighthouse.
I'm going to do the hermit.
This one's got a 90, 91 durability.
Let's swap this out.
He said
One of you is up
What's up
So
And all right
41 Erg
Is it this does this stock fuck with the ERG that much
What's the stats on this 41 room point seven 81
Oh, I got this now 50 86 we're gonna do that
Oh, I should do gunsmith gunsmith gunsmith
I believe I can use some gunsmith what you mean
What's your main I needs a 60 rather I need gunsmith 3 though, I think I don't have a 60
Or do I
I lost
I lost proper rep and now I don't have proper level to
and
the other three and a family with the other
of the case the armored case
the armored case the house and what how do I am how am I missing that
, what is the anger buy back to buy back shotguns
maybe we could just get them anyway.
We're going to have to level them up regardless.
Okay, you're level three, perfect.
Okay, I get it, Jaeger three.
I get anything good.
Not really.
Alright, nope, I need this guy.
I need that guy.
We're ready.
Let's go to the White House. Let's go get the letter.
Let's go get the letter.
Let's go get the letter!
Mm-mm
Pause
and
and also busted
yeah that guns gross
that gun is legit fucking gross
the NL is like dude that thing just cooks it's a laser beam and it has good ammo
that you can get good ammo for it
you can get good ammo for it and it's just a laser with super high fire rate
If you put a Gullnick in that shit and you and you fight people up close it is
Probably the best gun in the game other than something full auto with m61
Maybe like full auto m61 will beat it up close, but I
Think you're better off with that and alit like other ranges, too
and
What's up?
OK. 308.
Oh, it's slaps of good anna.
With M80, it's pretty mid.
I had bad luck with M80 in that thing.
Way down.
I
Do that maybe I don't think they did anything to it. It just it feels a little weak to swipe
I don't know I feel like I was shooting stuff with M80 and the bullets just like don't go where you're aiming I
I
Felt like it was very inaccurate you just miss like easy headshots on people understanding still
Hangle make a cringle thanks for the pram, bro
Get m81 Fox
the regular M80. It's I don't
know, but my bullets just do
360s in the air. They they fly
in a corkscrew pattern through
the air and just miss shit
half the time.
We're gonna need a good we're gonna need like a village spawn for this raid look at this quest on a button spawn village
Don't spawn village. I don't know what we're gonna do
And we just wander by the village, oh y'all.
Oh yeah, it's a village.
There's scab and all.
I haven't done a single scab since I first used it.
The dynamic interactions.
I went with the stuff with the keypads and shooting locks and whatnot.
Why did that seem kind of useless to me, but the one with the car alarms was pretty sick?
Because that would actually come into play in fights.
That was actually, I like that one.
I was by far the best one that they showed.
It's only for mark raiders and if they did, they should.
They should steal more shit from our graders.
They should steal lots of ideas from that game.
That game nails a lot of stuff.
game nails the like environment like interactability with like sounds and
using the sounds of the environment to like locate other players very very like
reminiscent of Hunt Showdown for me because that's what that's something on
Hunt Showdown did incredibly action Hunt Showdown does it better than any game
to be honest. Hunt Showdown the way that you like maneuver the environment
and you interact with it to find other players and stuff like that game they do such a good
job with it in that game. I can't think of another game where you have to like play around
the environment that much to you know like avoid detection and shit like that. But there's
like an actual skill to how you maneuver the map like approach points of interest
and stuff. I just picked up Hunt. I haven't played it in a long time. I used to play the
game a lot though, a long time ago. It's changed a lot since I last played it. I liked the
The last time I played Hunt, they had way more guns in the game that were spammy, like, rapid shot.
This fucking asshole, dude. Fuck.
There's only got a...
I have no way out of here. I'm actually fucked.
of
the
I believe I didn't see him.
I could potentially just make a run across like Pin Killer and run across.
pray that he can't aim
Oh, we're so fucked.
I'm going to run to the extra, maybe just look in that eye.
I need to do this cross that is the problem.
Did he leave?
They never fucking leave, right?
You didn't fucking leave.
Thank you for watching.
I don't see anybody up there.
Zigzag, grab this ladder and I'm going to go back this way.
I think it very well be watching over here.
As good as it just got foggy, it's very good that it got foggy.
helps us a lot. It helps us come off a lot. You do not lose rep for shooting Santa. It
may cause him to like aggro on you or something. I don't really know how it works but you don't
Let me just cover up for it.
Love me, you really want to kill Santa, you can.
I don't think Santa takes it in this shitter, no.
No, I don't think so.
Alright, speaking of which, I should like a whole can of monster up here, I pack, I gotta
run the bathroom.
you
That's all it takes no I didn't shit I said I drink well I guess I couldn't take it I
I had to I had to tinkle.
Thank you for the prime and
terror. Thank you for the 10
gifted subs. My man. What's
going on, bro? Happy New Year.
Happy holidays to you, sir.
Thank you, brother.
Yeah, you're taking that
letter. Take that letter.
be fun.
I don't need this many beds, but that's fun.
Yeah, I believe we are going to
Oh, I don't need this many beds, but that's fun.
Okay, I believe we are going to shoreline next.
Is it 22 to 7 on shoreline?
It almost is.
We just have to visit the village shit, the villages.
Okay, it's got to be anywhere on Lighthouse.
What's Gav's?
scabs
Why don't you give him m6 7s from my rep act?
No, so I kept the case from
Rapper and you lose a shit ton of rep for it. That's why I lost a bunch of proper rep
I kept the case and he gets real mad at you and so like goodbye. What the fuck why you take my case?
Yes
get a real a real a real mad
welcome
mr. potato and real actual words that's what he said he said goodbye Billy at you
why you take case for me or shoe or shoe thank you for this the sub-brother
I know that's actually one of my favorite songs too. I'm just didn't feel like listening to it right now.
When you have a playlist that's only bangers, sometimes you have to skip bangers, you know?
That's just, that's how it works.
Sometimes you gotta skip bangers.
of
the
I don't think it's that kind of
bagger.
Here, brush my teeth after this, Red.
Oh, it's stuck in my tooth.
I'm talking as ah
Their older music was a little bit better, I don't know you have to be in the mood for
The Ega check hello hello hello
I don't think brushing your teeth with energy drinks or anything other than toothpaste is a good idea
If you saw the brush with toothpaste
Got a lecture class electrolytes it's with plants crave
It's what plants crave!
Trusted charcoal. Yeah, who's brushing their teeth with charcoal?
Who's doing that? And why?
Like straight charcoal just like crushed up charcoal powder
That's that's better than
That's better than like a fluoride toothpaste or something
I feel like that can't, I feel like that can't be like it could, but I feel like it can't.
Is that really true?
Who's the dentist?
Florid's bad for you, but you're not drinking fluoride. You're not supposed to swallow your toothpaste
I'm gonna hear a foregun, the houses, and scabs.
Digestion starts in the mouth, didn't you know?
So are you always, you're never really a spitter or work-witter?
But that's true
Sounds like it to me
Chocolate toothpaste ruins your enamel smiling face emoji
I mean I'm not a dentist I don't know you know I just use some like
like, whole gate
now I'll do one now
I don't hear any scabs over yonder.
I think we'll probably need...
I'm going to leave you.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh
Less than three holy fuck a Bitcoin just sitting there one out of 40. What the hell that's a Bitcoin swan
sick classic thank you for the five gifted subs oh chuckle toothpaste was
in there whoa he's so much classic shit that mother you I've never seen a
I don't loot right there a lot, but I've never seen one there.
I haven't found the leadex's studio, no I haven't really been checking leadex spots
That's what I saw when I found them.
Woot, woot, woot, woot, woot.
Woot, woot, woot, woot.
It's all pretty and snowy and dark.
or I turn the frogs gay no they're putting chemicals in the tushanka turning the fricking
scabs guy believe that shit
they're putting chemicals in the tashanka that are turning the friggin
scabs guy the terror group conspiracy
I don't fucking PMC right there, he had a helmet on.
Oh, there he is.
I'll let PMC right there with all these scabs around them.
the
The scouts were shooting at somebody.
He's in the kitchen putting chemicals in the tishanka.
is
putting chemicals in the fucking Tashanka
but I'm red handed
I don't know what that DMR was, I don't know what it was
I got a red rubble at the flea market.
Maybe.
Perhaps.
Possibly.
Could be.
One year, nice.
Nice, thank you.
Thank you very much sir.
Oh, man!
Oh, scams!
Oh, my God!
No scouts.
You know, damn scabs.
Gonna have to go hunt a little bit.
I think there are hardly any of this red.
Where does the red buy them somehow?
What you got for me?
Do you have a favorite pistol to shoot, not to carry all for convenience just for one
not to carry all for convenience just to enjoy the range.
It's like a 2011, no specific, well cottage game, no specific one, but like a 2011, pick
your favorite.
They're quite nice.
They are quite nice.
I gotta go to the fisherman's house 80 211 no a 2011 and 82 11 shit dude I got that
What you know about 82 11 I got
You know about 82 I'm gonna fucking future I got that Robocop joint
The 82 11 the most powerful handgun in the world
So I got just one question for you. Are you feeling lucky punk?
I don't know. When I find out I'll tell you. When I find out I'll tell you. Honestly,
any of the real estate ever games are most fun when you're like decent at them
when you when you get really good at games you sink a lot of time into games
or you're brand new and you suck they're less fun than when you're just like decent
Some real ass shit right there.
Also, how do you suck?
No!
Oh, I need that key.
It's not fun when you suck so much that you can't do anything.
you want to be good enough that you can compete
well that's it
uh... that killed me so fast
through the fence
I was shooting him through the, he just killed me so fucking fast through the fence.
What the fuck bowed through those?
Borax upper back.
What fucking ammo is that?
Egonic.
that's super duper fun
74 you would be gone
That shit lost no damage through the fence
I'm sure they're backed off I guess.
We have to go back now.
I didn't even kill a lot of scabs. Rep SR 25 with the scope.
you
Did you see Twitch cheating streamers are a viewership by not counting people if they
don't chat every so often some streamers tested it and asked everyone to say hi and their
viewer count to jump substantially Joe I did not see that I don't know much about that to be honest
everyone type hi go go go go go hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
I don't think it worked.
It didn't work.
One second.
Check out my cat.
Hold on.
you
What you order? Sillian 7773, desillian 7772, oh desillian 7777, um desillian 7777, desillian 7777, oh nillian 7777, octillian 7777, septillian 7777,
I'm here chill, chill, chill, chill, the sparse, the sparse, settle down, chill, chill, chill,
Disperse, disperse, settle down. Woosa, calm. Woosa. Woosa.
and
guys one thing you gotta realize if your account on streams is like bogus it's
never actually accurate don't pay that much attention to it
and that shit always just like goes wacko
It always goes wacko that shit doesn't update like every second like it. I don't even know dude
I don't know how it works sometimes
Vibe viewers good vibes good vibes I like vibe viewers
Wow Wow Wow
Get that dragon hell yeah
Hell yeah
the dragon
chase that dragon
Netflix acquiring Warner Bros yeah all movie media is fucked we're never we're
never gonna get a good movie again is what that fucking means they're gonna be
even worse than they are now
walks into the room. The room drops what they're doing. Take the floor and you hear the crashes.
Don't worry it's just a single snow bunny looping.
Got it. You got it. Nope. You know the drill. You know the drill.
The only looping here is fast and lean to my PMC.
Hazeline on my lips.
Alright, so we'll refine some scabs in here a little.
I don't want to find scabs.
I hate scabs.
I don't want to find scabs.
It's going to be these houses.
When the snowy DMC walks into the room, everyone stops what they're doing.
That sound is the snow DMC moving his lips with Vaseline.
That's me! That's me!
What's talking about me?
One house down, over to the second house.
I should do this right now, isn't that better?
I see.
I need nine scabs.
Nine scabs.
Nine scabs, I think.
I think.
Maybe there's some scabs in here.
of
the
of
the
need some of the stuff from safes for a drag man later down the line what up
wall
nice fruit
I'm gonna need the sodium.
Uh, I might wear a sodium.
Probably, yeah.
Probably, you need everything in this game.
Are there no scaps over here?
Should there be scabs of sponic cottages?
Take time as less outdoor scabs, is that true?
Not true.
That's not right.
of
death
of
death
Moat
These guys are resorting purely there's a lot of them that's one resort nowadays from headed
but it's not that
Okay, let's go on.
There's people in the windows that are going to shoot me and kill me.
There's a scab, there's also a sniper scab, a little closer.
Maybe we'll go down the Makana by Pier gas station area.
I can't see this guy up top.
He's up there.
I mean, it's not gonna make me see him, it might attract him to me.
if I get on the hill I can see him.
No?
I guess I should have shot him earlier.
That's weird.
There we go, there's a couple of scabs, hold on.
He just ducked.
He stands up and then he ducks.
Come on you fucker!
I need a few more.
Thank you daily, thank you bro.
scabs. I hope there's a few for us over here. Let me show you a shooting earlier.
Thank you, buddy.
Watched an Instagram video from an account with 69 followers that said that if you drop
the shotgun, all the scabs flop.
That's because of the chemicals they're putting in it.
We're already going over this.
Okay, I'm not running down the pier.
I'm going to end up getting sniped or some bullshit.
I can see the scabs.
Yeah, chemicals in the dishwasher.
Thank you, Denmark.
An SR-25.
Okay, there's some fence there that wasn't rendering and it ate every fucking bullet.
He's just panicking, he's just fucking shooting.
And when I said I'm not going down up here, I'm going to get sniped, that was the guy
that was going to fucking do it.
I would have died if I went up here.
I'm a little dead.
I'm going to test drive before they change it, you're going to get a bust with an SR.
don't update your quest yeah you have to do the SR-25 with the hybrid suppressor and the
PM2 scope. Pen kills no distance required it's really fucking easy. S-Drive 2 is way
worse now though. They fucked that one real good.
Let's try if two is fucking awful now.
So bad.
They should have left it how it was that they were going to change it to this.
They actually made it worse.
I don't know how in the world they thought they were making that quest line better.
if that was their goal they legitimately made it worse.
That's drive two is an MP5 SD with the Aimpoint Pro sight.
It's horrible.
Par Rid is just so bad.
You can't fucking hit anything with that gun at a zero bolt velocity and the sight is complete shit.
that you have to use. It's fucking terrible.
They should have left at the SR2.
Sartu is fine.
You're in a factory? No, you can't do the factory.
It's Ground Zero Interchange Street, so the MP5SD.
The 1-APMC goes. You have to use that whack job site.
They moved the SR2 to factory instead of the mini-UZ or the micro-UZ, it's a SR2.
I need to get some food over here.
the SR2 is a good ammo for it. People have the whole wrong approach to the SR2.
You use PE ammo, 80 damage, and you shoot people in the legs, and they die really fast.
That gun's fucking terrible. With that whatever other ammo it has, 742, that should not even work.
that to them in the face of piano or the legs that they're really good on
He's got some scabs over there.
I've been seeing a scaven so long.
A couple of scabs, a few scabs, right there, right here, right there, right here, right
Right there, right here, and great, I love that, I might have been mooted already.
That's the way in 3, 2, 3 key, that's nothing.
Three more scabs.
We're going to get three more scabs.
Back up to resort maybe.
Up the firework? No, I don't want to die.
Hey, I'm here. Come kill me.
Come kill me!
Almost down.
two more
Nice pickles.
You'll have to come back to shoreline for the rest of these.
Don't think we're getting all the kills this red.
That's nice.
Not correct.
Not powerful.
Yeah.
You dead.
You be dead.
Maybe we'll get two scabs at the extract, I feel like I don't see scabs at this extract
Anymore, there used to always be a group that hang around here.
No face masks resists frostbite except for the extreme weather face mask that you can unlock the arena.
That was a tower for terminal.
I think they're gander.
They're worth the rundown.
Just come back.
She just get out of here.
Just take the W before something bad happens.
Two years, where does the time go?
Thank you very much, having the sentence.
Thank you for 32 months as well.
Thank you.
you right.
It's a term that the transit
are shoreline. Yes. Yes, you
do. Yes, yes, yes, you do.
Maybe you were right. Maybe I
was wrong.
Oh, different.
save that. Save that for what we have to do. What we have to do Punisher. And scabs
as well under a stimulant effect on woods.
It's still 2,200 to seven.
Yeah, let's go finish up these scav kills real quick.
Let's go finish those up.
I have a phone call.
Well, you'll fall when it's slinging and it's a Carmen. I don't have the Intel Center built in my hideout
I can't talk to mr. Carmen yet
Okay, so it's a make it real quick
There is frostbite in factory only certain parts of it actually most of it
Most of it
You
Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah two kills
And it's so early the stage is going by so low
I'm gonna have been streaming for
seven hours
I feel like I've been streaming for way longer
I don't think so not yet at least they probably will add one, but at the moment no
You weird they haven't really done that much of this event yet surprisingly I thought they would have done a
little bit more
Hopefully they have more planned, but right now
I don't believe, maybe tomorrow they are, yeah, they are adding an update tomorrow.
I'm not gonna let you get away from me.
Chanson I'm Everton.
Put some eye drops in while my eyes are hella dry.
Hold on.
you
I
Think I'm falling I
Think I'm falling where the fucking way in the corner, which actually isn't too bad
Oh, I didn't bring the star Vaseline. No, we're not the corner. We're here
Gotta say these streams are the perfect background for your work.
Thank you.
At work or hardly working?
Put a new area, kill two scabs, car extract, and...
For all the fellow lighthouse haters, get to punish a pearl.
Then get us try one or two, and hold off on three until you have assessment one.
Where a scout vestibes each kill will count towards three tasks with either a sniper or a 12.
It minimizes LH killings.
Don't take it too long.
Or alternatively, I could be stupid and play more Lighthouse than necessary.
You and your damn science and planning?
I don't know fucking science, I don't need science.
Which is weird, the only reason people stream is to farm people of their money, I mean people
work a job to make income? Whoa.
Have a job to earn a wage. That's crazy.
Wow.
Yuck of your bunny!
It's fucked up, no right?
I don't know.
Wait, you guys work like 9-5 or your career or whatever to make money?
What?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Who the fuck is this guy that thinks he can steal my scabs?
He's actually staying in my fucking staves, this motherfucker.
Oh man, so much dog shit ammo.
Okay I got some good ammo and then there goes the helmet on.
I think I'm gonna ask probably took my scavkel to I like that guy's mean
Yeah, I'm sorry
I get him now he just ran off he fucking ate all those bullets these things don't do anything
if I don't face shot him just doesn't do shit I think he had a helmet I'm pretty sure it's
So spark off of the helmet.
Stuff's not pending at all.
Honestly, you could just leg them.
This stuff is 65 damage.
Shouldn't that be better off legging?
It's just all your ammo sucks so much
until level four traders.
You just have shit, shit, shit, ammo.
Or if you just find a bunch of 545, I guess.
Or a ref, I suppose, ref too, yeah.
Sir?
Sir, lay off with a, lay off with a drug, sir?
Sir?
Let's see if we can quickly get to Sniper Scav, hopefully he spawned.
I'm a fucking tree! Get out for a bite in the tree!
I'm counting on everyone wearing beanies, but now they have this fucking mask from Arena where you can get it and wear a helmet
and now people are starting to wear helmets. It's stupid as fuck.
Or you can spend $30 and just buy it on markets.
It's so lame.
Yeah, BSG, rate the problem in Tarkov and sell you the solution in a arena.
That's the strategy right now, it's really dumb.
Really dumb.
keep doing it too. They literally keep doing it.
Oh, they're going to keep doing it, it obviously works.
Drops just to get people to buy more stash space?
I mean, no, I don't think that's the case.
I think, well, maybe.
I mean, it might have that effect.
So we're going to want to buy more staff space drops or no drops drops is literally to inflate
twitch viewer account so more eyes get on the game and more people purchase the game and
become aware of it.
Just marketing.
i mean it probably does get people a lot more staff space but
like i said i think they'll do that anyway after playing enough
after a while you're gonna want to do it
you can't you can't play this game on the standard
stash anymore it's
it's too small you need too many items and everything in the game
where they let me say
hold me now
police
thank you catacombs
Oh
Far down
So out of mumps, brother, it's a lot of mumps
We are, we are in it.
Six
Okay, what do we have to do? I think that's something on words, right till scabs on the stimulant effect on words
If you had a choice between getting your acetan or a double western baby six dollar burger, which would you choose?
Sorry what?
I'm the milk man!
I'm the motherfucking milk man!
Not all the milk.
All the goddamn milk.
milk. 15 scabs while high on milk. High on milk.
What are we doing for food?
What are we doing for some food?
Yeah, I'm not thinking.
Yeah, I'm thinking.
Some panda.
I'm going to do some panda.
should be here in it, it'll be here in a jiffy.
Since you liked on their walling, you don't need milk, the cold gives you the stimulant at the lube mark.
But I'm not cold.
I actually didn't know that, but I'm not cold, right, because I'm wearing a beanie.
I guess you could just walk around while cold, but I'm gonna walk around on milk.
and
Damn.
That's fine.
All right, food.
Food is almost acquired.
You're going to get it right there in your hand, all right, we're good.
on the way.
Okay, what?
Blue Chew kicking in chat, LFG, uh, mine, too.
I thought I was the only one.
Blue Chew and Twitch or Blue Chew Twitch Sush.
and
the
and
the key to does one a did say
the car can make some sort of
the did say he wants to gain was hard
Hmm.
I
I'm so hard I can't even stream right now. You can't watch the stream right now. It's debilitating
What is twitch force gambling ads now everything's gambling nowadays
I mean literally everything
unavoidable
Everything
Mmm
I mean dude sports like a sports betting has gotten so big in the last few years
It's a sports betting is everywhere now
I bet that's not true. I bet it is true. I bet it's true. I
Bet it's true. I mean life is gay life is a gamble, right? Everything's a gamble
But no, I mean it's really blown up and now the whole like prediction market stuff is the new thing
I think people figured out they're like, hey
standard casinos like are only in certain areas and you have to be licensed by the
state whatever but we can do other forms of gambling and make shit tons of money
without having an actual casino like let's do that
no apps. Thanks, Kamo Kropnuster, thank you. I mean I don't, I don't think there's anything
wrong with it necessarily, but it is, there's definitely been a huge uptick in like, just
like mainstream gambling stuff and sports betting and like you see it a lot
and shit even in video you look at video games like video games
video games loot boxes skins all that like that
that's nothing new to video gaming
you mean nothing's wrong with him out of young adults bankrupt like people you need to navigate
life on your own there are gonna be things that you need to navigate you need to be able to
make decisions for yourself and inform decisions and like you have free will and you know like
Like when you're an adult, you're an adult.
Like, that's life.
You know, there's a million things
that are out there, alcohol, wine, whatever, like, you know?
Like anything that could potentially be harmful for you.
Like we have to shun it from society
because some people might be affected by it.
Like that's just life.
Bad things can happen, you know?
Things can be harmful,
But you can't just like anything that could potentially be detrimental to someone is like what are we going to do living in a fucking
you know put people in straight jackets and throw them in a foam padded room like in percottle them their life.
Yeah, well you can say like oh people people put money in the stock market and the stocks
and this and they lose shit tons of money and like the stock market should be illegal
to like, you know,
are you shoving in people's faces?
I don't know.
That's it's life, right?
I hear four scabs all high on the milk.
scabs of milk to stop their NFL I mean the NFL is a private organization if they
wanted to take sponsors from you know legal gambling or whatever then sports
betting you know you don't have to watch the NFL
you don't like their their partners and you want them to stop then you have to
to stop watching the NFL, right?
Like this.
Just have a go.
Good milk before engaging, calcium, calcium injection.
really milking this. Yes sir. Yes sir. Stocks are intellectual. Well you could also say
Okay. In the same sense that you can look at an earnings report of a company and say that this is a company you believe will do well in the future.
You could look at the performance of a team in a season and you could say, I think this team, like sports betting can be informed decisions as well.
Just like a stock market, right?
It's not a total, it's not a completely random outcome.
It could be fixed, but like you're, you could say you're making informed decisions.
you're using statistical analysis to do it just like you could in choosing stocks
could evaluate players against other players and their stats, you know
or like two MMA fighters you could totally analyze two fighters and say this guy's
gonna beat this guy I'm gonna bet my money on this guy I think he has a higher
likelihood of winning, right like
of
the
that sucks
I wasn't even looking at my screen
and
and nine nine five was to fucking people and nine and five and yes while I was
I'm gonna stay off of woods for the time being this map is terrible tonight
This map is horrible tonight
Maybe we work on some test drive
Some path drive, some pain driveway dials, I don't have any MP5s, good god.
one shit glass to another. I love it.
I'm not done set up yet. No.
This contact scholar
is
this fuckman be 5 s T
what
you
to
Oh, talk about cheeky breeky. We're about to get cheeky and breeky. This shit is gonna suck
I gotta reload my gun to make it in and put the mag in
And I'm on cemetery now
Hey, what's up toast no problem and your Christmas we
We need to rat our fucking little ass off on this map. That's what we need to do
We need to go in here and we need to hunker down and just wait
Just play like the biggest pussy you've ever seen
That's the plan my guys, I know there's no Mac
I know I'm gonna press R when we load in and my PMC is gonna magically pull a magazine from his
Magazine holder in his rig and start it into the gun and then it'll all be okay
Don't worry
Don't worry we have tech
We have the tech Novra G
The technology what technology
It'll be all right
it'll be alright guys everything's gonna be alright everything is gonna be alright
I
Don't you worry
Actually probably won't consist is gonna be brutal brutal brutal brutal line of quests
The only may be saving grace is a lot of other people are probably doing this as well
So we might be fighting other people than P5 is a good bit of the time
I
Can't fucking see with this site. It's so bad man
Hey, can I grab a book from this car for XP?
It just, it blocks your old screen.
Okay.
I only brought one Vaseline, I'm done, any more of these.
I literally can't see my aim.
My better off just head firing with a laser and just trying to aim in.
I might actually be the most.
Get the fucking sand dude.
of
Okay, I need these mags because you're like limited quantity of them.
I
Have run an interchange using this gun. Yeah
All right, it's not my rates
I mean your rates and my raids they were using dmr's and shit
I mean, fuck it, I mean, as well.
Should go basement now.
Let's go open my ass.
Shhh, let me do it.
I don't have any now.
I like this site is super like
Drifts a lot when you aim in with it and stuff. It just like drifts.
Wiggles, it like swings out to the left kinda?
Alright now. I guess when you're moving it like swings out to the left and then...
I don't like it.
Depending on the optic, I feel like the optic does affect that, too.
The way the dot moves into your line of sight, I feel like that does depend on the optic.
Oh, yeah, one test drive kill.
So you're going to move it a little bit.
target now test drive to now it's 20 20 p.m. C's
20 p.m. C's with this gun
Just stop running above me.
I'm sniping in the scientist's room.
I feel like I need that.
This is a good thing. If I come to this map, I can probably get a lot of my hideout.
Yeah, I don't know. You think they changed Test Drive 2? And they were like, ah, you
know, this will make it easier for people? Or you think they intentionally made it
harder?
Like, ah, people complaining about Test Drive? Let's make the quest easier. I know.
Let's give them an MP5 with the fucking toilet roll sight.
I don't know.
I bet you they thought this was easier.
This is insanely more difficult.
No you have to build an MP5SD with this sight.
also a more expensive gun too. It's worse and it's more expensive.
What about you?
I mean just look at the...
The fucking bullet velocity dude, it has zero velocity.
It's just a slow fire rate SMG with low bolt velocity.
It's real bad.
to
the
Oh, no.
Hello.
Thanks, Lee.
This is Test Drive 2.
Test Drive number 2.
Can't you explain? Turn it up. Turn it up!
it's hard to explain. I have wowda. Yes I do. What should we do? We got wowda. Need more
lubrication. Alrighty. Let's go. I'll bear it back in the bathroom. I think my food's
is what we would have task items oh I could turn in this thing where who is
this shady something what Tarkov who's fucking quest is this corporate secrets
or cast for a shady contractor needle and I stack 10,000 XP right there
I'll put up a runescape.
How you doing?
Alright, I'll be right back guys.
Give me a moment.
you
You're the best talk off stream of my life.
We're alive.
Want the waddy?
Um, where am I going from the spawn?
You just may be the fucking worst shit in the game.
This may actually be the worst fucking shit in the game.
So bouncy too.
I'm not sure this fucking guy healed me.
Dude, this cut is fucking ridiculous.
It's so fucking bad.
I need to fucking die.
Where am I coughing?
No?
Healing him I might I might be fucking healing him
Yeah, he only has tier 3 armor on him.
He's an untar.
Yeah, I've given him me a 600 HP now because I shot him so many times.
of
the
death of
I don't know, maybe he's still behind that sign, I can't do anything about it though.
I want to talk to him who changed his quest, let me have a word with him.
69. This is worse than the lighthouse AK-12.
nice nice it's straight up this is worse than lighthouse ak 12 out of it
quiet raid
Why better off doing this on a different map?
I'm starting to think Ground Zero really isn't a good map for this.
I might go to interchange and do it.
sounds like it's a cow
might do energy
and of course I'm sorry
you scared me
I don't think I even hit him
me
I don't think I even have them
th
fucking suka blyat
fucking asshole blyat
this guy is so f**king mad
It's so fucking bad, dude.
Oh my god.
How many bullets did I shoot this raid? Good lord.
Good lord.
that is so bouncy when you shoot it or it's a sight or something it feels like it has
That's so much recoil and shitting.
Like a car? Yeah, but chasing him's a bad idea.
I don't think chasing is the play.
I'm just listening to the delay, that fucking bullet travel is insane.
it's so much boat travel
base thanks for 4 months brother
we're at 171 meters per second
actual paintball gun I've had FedEx deliveries faster than that
kill two people we got two kills use green tracer ammo.
I don't know about that chief.
I'm trying to minimize the amount of bullshit I have to use, not add to it.
Oh I should have went to the spot on the rough targa of spot on the map.
I'm going to go back and do one more raid and I'll get rough targa while I'm there.
off to come back eventually let's change this up let's go to interchange
I don't even know if a hundred and fifty bolts is enough on this gun
I really don't even know.
I have anything else to do on interchange?
I don't think so.
Now without keys I can find I can find the hats though need the hats with 9
millimeter AP I don't think I can at my trader level right I'm pretty sure I can
of my trader level. It's level four peacekeeper. Right. Level three. And even still, AP63 is
not even good. You still have to headshot people. You'll still have to headshot so
might have a little bit faster velocity, but this gun in general has bad velocity.
I have some bullets are better
on arena. They hate nine
millimeter guns in this game.
For some reason, they, they
just hate them. They never
wanted to be good. They make
the ammo super expensive and
They just don't want them to be good.
They've always done it.
What's ending are you going to go for this time?
I think the light keeper ending, just because it'll be fastest.
We're doing light keeper ending.
Less farming as well.
Don't have to do as much farming.
Yes, Tiano is better velocity than AP 6.3.
Really?
I've grabbed a knife.
You
Bye bye.
And there's change MP5.
Bye
And they're change MP5
See what happens
I just ran in front of me
Here come the fucking arena nerds with their extreme gimp mask.
What's that? It's the arena only unlockable mask that you get from ref. That lets you
wear helmets without getting frostbite.
A piece of the boot.
I'm alive.
carry the flame of the mark
.
this guy's so bad it just doesn't do anything
get them rats I have to be a rat dude
Oh, he's got a DMR, fuck that.
What's that, I'm out.
I'm out.
Oh, oh my fucking god!
why do I keep running to kill a I was going to go to the back of idea and cut those guys
off up top
I could kill him with the RPD, I need, I actually need a killing zone.
I need the mags to be honest.
I was just shooting at someone though, so I'm a little concerned.
I dropped the gun.
I love her personality, it was like Mark.
I want to chase me, maybe I can, I grow them down the hall.
the
of
I don't know why he won't aggro man.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
to use the plan extractor is that stupid as fuck
extractor is that stupid as fuck
go flair
It's gonna flare extract now and it's not worth going.
There could be people in there too.
The tegila playpen.
I think flare is worse.
I fucking let's try it I guess I got the rpd if I need to go to gala
in there. You'll be able to handle them with that. I hope. I would hope one would hope.
of
You know, Tagila's dead.
Okay, so I've never taken this extract, I just go up to the door back here and it works.
I've never taken this before.
We have farce.
There we go.
Fire!
All right, well, we got two PMC kills.
I got ice cream cones done.
Can also do gunsmith.
So I think I got four, did I get four drum mags? I think we need gunsmith as well.
That worked actually pretty well.
I'm
Right we got a lot of shit lots and lots of shit
Oh, I only got three of them.
I have a 203 key.
level 25 to buy all these keys that I need.
This gun loses his hell of durability as well.
I think it's fried.
Let me check on my hideout.
Oh I can make my chemistry. My chemistry. Oh I need a screws dude. Oh wait I can buy a pack of screws.
I can buy screws.
Am I these guys?
I need illumination too.
I don't realize I can buy some of this stuff. I thought this was a limited
Well, laboratory two for the.
Security 2.
Okay, good.
Hideout's going.
It's workbench 2.
Alrighty. Good, good, good, good, good.
very very very good halfway to level 25 we have how many test drive kills six out of 20
let's keep it cooking oh lucky thank you brother thank you thank you i am not using smooth motion
it has issues issues while you stream um obs doesn't like invidious smooth motions so
i'm not using it purely because of that
purely because of that low scrunt thank you for the tier two sub my man
thank you lu
In a way.
Are you good friends with
you?
He's the man.
Hmm.
Oh that's a good song.
I know it's a good song.
I wasn't in a bobby mood right now
Well too tired to listen to Bobby make sweet noises in my ear
How's the food honestly I could eat like
Fried dog shit right now and it would taste good. I'm so hungry
I
Would eat four trays of high school cafeteria food if they put it in front of me right now
Which maybe that's not relatable for you some of you guys
But some of you guys went to some crazy high schools with really good fucking food
Mine sucked
New York school lunches were dog shit
They got better food in prison than what we had fucking pigs on a farm ain't better than what I had
Hours is so bad man
It was so fucking bad. I just brought lunch every day was so terrible
Good Chick-fil-A in high school. Yeah, it's bullshit. That's bullshit
We had food that looked like it came out of an Easy Bake Oven, it was so bad.
up Easy Bake Oven Food.
And a Chick-fil-A in the high school.
What the fuck kind of Mongo mega high school did you go to?
Hope you're having a good day and had a good Christmas.
Fisher Price Food? Dude, they didn't even look fucking real.
They look like they came out of a Fisher Price place that is so bad.
Yeah, I would just I would make a sandwich or something to bring to school every day.
It was disgusting what we had.
I wouldn't even feed that shit to a dog.
I left every day for food either home or out to eat.
I wonder what you do in like middle school, before you drive.
I mean you're in like middle school or like elementary school.
Can't drive then.
I'm going to kill him.
with some PC's and fans and GPU's and shit
somebody burp
they weird shit actually there really wasn't
much food near like my high school
just brought it there's no there's really no time to like leave and go and get it
By the time you came back, I mean, would you have like 30 minute lunch, right?
Almost lunch, like 30 minutes.
Well towards the end of high school, I didn't even have lunch at no free periods at class
instead of lunch.
I was in like fucking AP cam or some shit instead of lunch.
Already luncheon in class
Well, I elected to do it
College credits, baby when you little beeps I can have lunch and I school or I could take some other course and then place
That is shit in college
That's like a win to me
It was actually a great fucking idea.
It worked out very well for me.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the top of the mountain.
Any more beefs?
Any with the beefs?
Well, yeah, taking advanced courses in high school
is way easier and less work than in college.
Like most of the courses, if you're going to like STEM,
any like STEM major, you're gonna have to take
like intro physics, chem, you know,
stuff like that, physics labs,
and you could take AP classes in college,
or whatever advanced classes in high school,
and you can place out of all those intro bullshit courses
that they make really tough in a shit ton of work for no reason
it was actually a great idea
and a mattering but
thank you bennie
Thank you, Benny.
I can't be most off.
I need some PMC kills.
Are you going to take Bio 2 in college?
What?
You take biology and college?
Well this gun can like actually lift my sack, hunt the back.
this guy sucks I'm very sorry it is a very bad I will go now okay I will leave I feel
like big stupid idiot this gun very bad
what weapon is it? STM?
MP5 SD?
oh
it's very bad
I don't know I don't trust you but
I'm going to leave you don't have to trust me
okay you leave?
I leave
okay I leave
you want to fraud PSU
you are scared?
to be confirmed
no I'm PMC
oh
I'm not interested in dying
Oh
But you're a scab that changes things a little bit my friend
So you want to fight I mean I need to kill
God's game
I also died before that guy, he was on the ground.
for one he was on the fucking ground
he was literally on the...
okay
alright
okay
Shutta left.
Shutta left, I guess.
Shutta left.
Things Quasar.
This mp5 is the worst it's literally the worst I don't like anything on the planet is worse
worse than this MP5. AIDS? No, this MP5 is worse. Maybe gonna buy fucking drum bags
for this shit. I'm getting some fucking drum-ags dude. I'm losing my mind over here. If you
skip this i will grab logics for clinic
i mean
he said if he's a skipper
No one's gonna happen.
So, so, so, so, so, so, so.
This quest, this quest.
and
I go back to ground zero
zero. Try ground zero. I don't fucking know what to do anymore. Can't use AP 63 and it's
actually gonna end up being worse than this. It'll literally be worse.
I've been running to live without
That's real.
of
the
better luck with PST it's because you're only killing with headshots anyway and
it has to have higher velocity so your bolts will land to the head more
often because they're moving faster that's why
I'm finding with broken bone.
Spray and pray.
I don't know what you do with this gun.
You just pray that the bullets land.
He just, you just fucking pray.
Cause the guy's head could be there
and you could click perfectly on his head
and he moves three inches
and by the time your bullet gets there,
he's gone and the bed of misses.
You just fucking pray.
It just prays MP5 is so bad it's one it's the site on the boat velocity on it.
mp5 sd s lower bullet velocity
Because in real life mp5 sd's have ported barrels to reduce the velocity of standard 9 millimeter
ammunition to make it subsonic so it's quieter so it's just the rowing fucking airsoft bullets everywhere
thank god that guy was an idiot
thank the fucking lord that guy was an idiot
It's...the... well...it's...it's...integrily suppressed, but...
it's...integrily suppressed is not the same as that ported and reflexed.
Oh my god, there's another guy there.
It's, a little bit different.
I guess everyone on ground zero is doing the MP5 shit, so we have MP5 battles.
I have not not been set up yet now now we're doing one annoying quest at a time
one annoying quest at a time
We should go underground. We need to go underground!
The first guy I killed was a butt ass nigga, that guy had fucking nothing on him.
He had fucking nothing!
God nothing, you got nothing coming to you.
That guy was broke as fuck.
That guy was brokey broke.
a bunch, a bunch, a grrrrunch, a bunch, a bunch, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13,
Bias.
And a banger 11 seconds lab raid.
Ooh baby!
Hell yeah.
A long time.
11 seconds.
Wait, can I sell, I can sell those ES lamps?
Can I sell those on the flea right now?
Are they getting barcats? I don't know.
Shit, if they're paying, fuck it.
Fuck again.
Hey, do people just buy Narcan?
Are you allowed to just buy Narcan?
Can you just buy that shit?
Really?
They give it for free.
Oh.
What's the, like, active ingredient in it?
Like, what is it?
I hope you are a receptor antagonist.
They just let you do that like over the counter like hey I want dark can and I hand it to you.
Whatever you give it, what if someone who's not overdosing takes it?
What does it do?
Like, it just nothing happens and there's no, like, risk or anything bad?
It's gonna be some side effect right?
Wait you stab him with it?
I thought no, I thought it was just a nose thing, isn't it a nose thing?
It's a nasal.
Yeah, nasal.
I mean maybe there is like a stabby version of it too but I thought it was a nasal thing
like you put on their mouth and they inhale it.
Yeah, it's not the scene from Pulp Fiction.
I got a stabber three times!
and
there's an anal one too
and
Wow!
Wow
And Julia got a really turnity
And every day
life's a young, come on, be it
be the reaper
the
Hmm.
I haven't been selling anything on the flea in cross plane. Maybe pepperoni. Maybe depends, depends on where it's from.
No garlic butter Parmesan crust I mean where are they doing that that sounds nice but that's
gonna depend on the pizza.
This ain't any good IRL, Aimpoints are great IRL.
Games? They're not very good. Not very good in video games. What is this? What am I doing?
Oh my god, that's so loud. What is this?
I have to click shit?
Ten seconds for every 40 taps?
Fuck.
of the
that's gonna give me a fucking aneurysm of a do that
as good to be a fucking aneurysm
three a labs and labs and I thought a map was free
the name I was ready for a
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
when BSG terms on the drops machine my man Tony entertains the people
yes sir that drops machine the free the free
dark-eyed IRL money machine
I think the zoom in, it could be in the damage.
We're getting more Narcan ads via.
So god damn shame here.
I didn't get enough food, I'm hungry.
Yeah. There we go. More test drive kills. We're getting them.
of
the
of
the
I don't know where he's at.
He's sitting right there.
What the fuck are you doing, my man?
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm happy you did it.
Hold apples. I keep apples in the fridge. Cold fruit is better than room temperature fruit.
What? Why don't you present?
Anybody who disagrees is wrong.
Whole fruit is so much better.
Maybe not a banana. I don't even eat bananas though. But maybe not a banana.
What the hell is it?
What is it?
It's not a fruit.
a little banana and not a fruit the berry and a fruit, wait a berry is not a type of
fruit you telling me now? berries aren't fruit four years already down
A strawberry is not a fruit?
They're technically an herb.
How the fuck is it not a fruit?
I'll just draw bags and he's got them.
I'll draw bags, Rip.
I don't see how it's not a fruit.
That don't make no sense to me.
I don't make no sense.
You can imagine doing this quest when people are wearing helmets.
I ran out. This isn't like the worst worst worst thing because people don't have helmets on.
another guy is shooting one of these
the
guy
I
Alright, another, another kill.
It's like an AP63 is like a dumb dumb.
A crosshair taped to my monitor.
Well, if you played this game, you know that it wouldn't even really help you.
And now I definitely do not put a piece of fucking tape on my monitor.
And I definitely do not do.
I guess he's better than AP, it has more velocity, 457 versus 392, that makes it better in my
book.
You're not killing shit with it anyway, it's a 29 pen, that's not going to do a damn thing.
Better velocity means more chance of headshot.
I'm just a guy back there.
and
the
A strawberry is an aggregate accessory fruit, not a berry.
You're an accessory fruit.
Don't talk shit about strawberry like that.
Accessory fruit looking ass.
the
Michael dino manly were quite a thank you guys
he smirks died name
do do do do do
I got...
a shirt loading or what?
Any minute now, I'm all to four.
I'm all to four.
Mm-hmm
Staying on till maintenance
That's it. What five in it. Are that in five and a half hours?
No
Yes, wait four and a half hours
four and a half hours probably yeah probably
you
Oh
Flares are oh, yes
All right, I'm going to run to the bathroom I will be right back
you
You
you
here we are, here we are
I'm gonna go this way, I think.
Shit, I want to put a laser on my gun.
He's around the corner, I don't know if he's going to let this.
He's running, I can cut this guy off of him quick.
of
I
Hear them
Oh
You know, all over the left.
Are you sure that's a scab behind me?
Come on, bro.
Good.
Please.
Come on, bro.
Good.
Come on, bro. Dude, please. Please, bro. Leave me to be.
One minute.
it's gonna so fucking bad dude
That's so fucking bad.
I feel like this guy is an impacker, man.
It's sitting in the fucking...
Bro, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh my god, I didn't even know it doesn't spot.
That's insane that there's two people there.
What the actual fuck?
What is this?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, he's level three, I guess.
So fair play.
to get this MP5 away from me. Get it away from me. Get this fucking gun away from me.
and
there were two of them there
I was pulling out nades and shit to bait
how many fucking candles did I do for this I've got to be like halfway right
just over
They're actually they were actually trolling with this quest
Thank you.
this was single handedly I think is going to make me never want to prestige again
like this is the worst
and
if
They're changing a lot better.
No, this is probably better because more people are doing this quest here, so you're running
to more guys with MP5s, which is going to be like fairer fights, right? They're not going
to be using good guns. You're using MP5s.
And they're going to run into more players on top of it.
Oh man, this gun is just fucking dog shit. It's just so, this site doesn't help either.
Like if I could use a different site it wouldn't be as bad but man they just really stacked the more site on top of this gun
Oh, no no helmets helps if you when you if you have to do this quest when there's helmets
Because of the snow where the snow is gone and people wearing helmets. It's gonna be miserable
It's already miserable and you can one tap anyone in the head basically
They, by far, made this worse than the other test drives.
This is the worst test drive they've ever had, I think.
They should have left the other ones.
I think the other ones were way easier.
Yeah, I think they thought they made it easier,
but they don't play the game,
so they actually made it harder.
They made it harder,
Thank you, they were making it easier.
I might just try to hipfire everything to be honest.
I think it might better just go better.
Using that site is just, I can't see.
Well, I just laser and hipfire.
I think it's legitimately the play.
Let me look at this, it's so bad, I'm probably better off just handing over the laser.
Being the gun bouncing down from recoil and people moving, you can't see them through
the optic.
As soon as you shoot they disappear.
for the five gives itself. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
Hello hello
In nine more kills for the
11 out of 20.
I'm gonna try the head fire shot.
Yo.
I mean dude I mean dude
Yeah, well, I don't only have an MP5
I don't only have an MP5
So, case exhibit A. I just got his dog shit right there.
Those are the 740s I was shooting that guy with by the way.
That wasn't even PSD though, 7 and 40.
of
that's what I meant
and
fire saliva at firing
we're at firing
aim down sights at range other than on a midfire with the laser
Let me see if I can see him from the top.
I don't know exactly where this fight is happening.
can you tell me why the pack slash shunt pack rate for large magazines is way slower than
normal size ones. Realistically they would take longer to load. I'm going to assume that's why.
That's just how it is in real life. Large draw mags you have to like wind them up and usually you
have to like manually turn a spring while loading ammo.
of
death
of
death
of
I got on the right too.
That's gonna have fire
We love of God it if I was fucking good
get killed by over two. There are two of them dead in here. I'm gonna use for that.
MP5's as far as the eye can see.
He's got the gimp mask.
Ted, go ahead.
Bring up the gimp.
The gimp's sleeping.
I wish I could play with all farmers.
Wait a minute, I can take the PB110, I can take these plates out of here.
Yeah.
Yes.
Here he is.
I'm fucking MP5s.
My gun armor's actually fire.
What are you fucking people died oh my god
that's a really nice gun now right there, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
oh
All right, we got like three kills
Well, now two, because I AGS the other guy, never took the other rig salute, kind of been
that good.
Wouldn't have been that good.
I wanted to see if I could get that machine gun kill.
I
The game mask on the play market
This John's got BS ammo in this shit
Oh, I got another drum bag for I could do almost deep on Smith real quick after we unload all this shit
That gun Smith.
Part two.
for you. B11, Catgrip, P1, B12 pistol grip, 60 round mag. I have to take something off
the gun I think it's the muzzle maybe or just have to fold the muzzle.
Smith part three.
And P5 SD boy, I don't have any of those
You're on drum this thing you yell
That does not work.
50 round silencer, flashlight, sider range, ergonomics 45, 45, 210, 4.
It's too heavy.
Mine isn't too heavy.
What?
You need the other stock.
Yes, KS. I'm surprised that that's actually even lighter.
here.
Here.
You're a mag.
Up.
Go.
I can't get the 20 round mag, it's lying to me.
Smith five.
I made
70.
Thank you.
down.
Oh
Guy the real level 25 it oh, I thought I might have done it actually
Actually, battery motors, weapon parts.
I'm going to go back to you.
else.
Alrighty.
We need seven more kills for
I'm under way.
Let's go.
Ground is the, oh that's the wrong time.
I went night.
That be night time right there.
So, the SKS site.
Yo.
Yo, thanks Havoc.
Thank you, Edon.
Thank you very much, Falchion.
Thank you, Schlemp.
Thank you, Hunter.
Thank you, Pixel.
Thank you.
That's point shooting, non-aimed-down sighting.
Shooting while non-aimed down-sighting.
I need a rat now.
Non-aimed down-sighting.
I'm
Bound
Zed bring out the game bring out the game Zed
I'm out.
Zed's actually dead now. That guy, the actor, died. Zed's, Zed actor died.
like two weeks ago
this mask is like why the fuck did they add this mask where do they even find this shit dude like
the google search history of some of these employees must be outrageous
It must be fucking outrageous.
Look at like, where do you even find this thing?
I'm gonna buy one.
How much is this mask?
12 dollars. Yeah, I'm buying one. That's it.
12 dollars.
US Army creepy scary winter face mask.
I
Nice
I'm sold
I'm sold a girl. What if we kissed while wearing the US Army creepy scary cold mask
of
all that
it looks like a pair of panties
a stockpiled panty must keeps you warm boys
over those three, I think, I killed one
I've got a tarcola if you want it, if you need to chill out.
you know, like in that, it's commercial.
I peeked the sky, he's like right there.
It's a fucking 4-man, bro.
It's a fucking 4-man.
of
death
of
death
They did one.
However the fucking shot I made with it hurt a lot.
I actually might have killed both of them.
Not just one.
What the fuck did you eat this morning?
I'm fucking ready for you!
What the fuck did you eat this morning?
I ate some fucking Tony's pizza.
They're dead.
Oh, f**k, what the f**k?
Tom, f**k this guy!
They food and water back here.
I think there's like two guys outside.
What did that- what did that mess with Tarkola? Yeah, I was just thinking about that. What
did that mess with fucking Tarkola? There he did.
Oh man, I have no more ammo.
Can I get that dark hole now?
I think I'm just going to honestly just get out of here this is.
of
Adam scabs, that is ass!
I'm gonna fucking back up now you piece of shit!
You're not ready for the scab army!
Come on! Come on!
AHHHHHHH
Caldyn reinforcements
What the fuck is Caldyn reinforcements?
Dude, why does the scabs just start to go to apeshit on that guy? Why?
They started going crazy!
Holy shit, W-scabs! W-fucking-scabs, man! Oh my god!
Here they started going in!
Oh my god, what the fuck was this fight? Okay, let it hit fire. Hit fire, this shit.
If you aim him with this gun, you're an idiot.
idiot. I mean, unless obviously they're far away, but if you're close range a man
you're an idiot. Hipfire. These are hipfire. A way to do it. Anything else is a
waste of your time.
I
Know
I don't know if I won these 5 or not.
Not exactly sure.
If there was an intervention, there should be better.
I don't know if there was an intervention or what, but we can check how many kills that
I have.
I'm 16 now.
But I have to be getting on the road.
42 and counting
I grenade one though so add an extra kill for a grenade they needed one
I think I'm out of here.
I can't believe the scabs, I can't believe the scabs came in at the end for me.
I can't believe they came in there at the end.
Oh man.
That was good.
Little barrel.
Four.
The four.
Both mommy upsies.
I
Live video is sick. Thank you for watching it. Thank you. Thank you
much love to me I'm man thank you brother thank you carbon
Yes, TMO and a fucking dream boys.
And a fucking dream.
Oh, the hell's that?
Lion.
you.
Four more.
Four more, raise the sides up.
No never.
I used to, it used to be good.
It's not anymore.
One more sidestepping in this game.
Is that another four man?
It's Adam.
Bring out the gig.
We're going to have to get it!
What the fuck is that?
Great for Halloween, exactly as pictured.
Quality is incredible, although the straps are too small for me,
which is completely my fault due to buying the wrong size.
I bought her a Halloween costume of the Batman's Riddler.
It looks cool as hell.
Yes, I'm very satisfied.
Oh my lord.
Whose dad is this?
Chad whose dad is this this is someone's dad that's somebody's dad
That's a happy customer right there you see the smile on his face. That's one happy lad
About six of them well for you and all your friends
I'm gonna buy it for me and my gaggle of Tarkov groupies. I'm gonna make all the groupies wear them
Carbon thank you
Well scab groupies
Looks warm doesn't look all that warm it
It looks like you're about to go to like a I don't know you're gonna you're it looks like you just paid a woman on
Craigslist a hundred and thirteen dollars to come over and step on your balls and high heels and
smack you in the face
That's what that looks like
Oh
Years ago. We got rice cooker. That's what that looks like 2026. We need we have vibes. Honestly
Vibes, honestly
That's kind of a vibe. I'm not alive
Holy shit, that's drip wait, that's fucking drip dude, holy shit
I'm not sure.
People are crazy.
Ha!
I was fucking sick, bro.
Fuck yeah.
Let's not go that way, that's going to be badly for us.
I don't want to fight an SR-25 at range for an MP5SD, you know?
I'm close, sure.
It's not real yet.
I don't know why I didn't think of hip-firing earlier, I was stupid.
I made this quest so much harder on myself.
I
Know I'm old business that you
Oh my god it was Santa Claus, I was wondering how the fuck whatever that was was still alive.
It was fucking Santa Claus.
I was like how is this guy's legs this strong?
He's a fucking beast.
Oh dude I saw a leg, I started shooting.
What do you want me to do?
I'll shoot the leg.
Dad, bring out the gimp.
Bring out the gimp, Dad.
But the gimp's sleeping.
We'll go on and wake him up.
We're going to have to blood fight that guy.
Did all my bullets just dance around that guy's fucking head?
What the hell?
I did none of those connect that's wild I didn't none of those connect
that's crazy that none of us hit him in that
whatever just get shot head jaws I'm a fuck that I died of this guy dude I mean
I don't even know how many times I landed because I shot Santa a million times
That's wild that none of those hit him in the head
This gun sucks this gun straight up just sucks
I could wear it to Gila to Gila mask.
I know where to Gila mask and do this.
I make my life easier.
Equals D. Nice.
I
Be cold I put a beanie on on top of it
You know
You're gonna pop our sand out with it. I'm not cold anymore
one
more
you
and events
and
four more man four more four more I do test drive one on like I just kind of did
it I just played her the Nessar 25 I didn't do like a specific app for
I mean you just have to kill people in the sort of 25. It's pretty easy. That should be
a pretty straightforward one if you ask me. That you could at least aim and kill people
with the will to be.
The watch is on.
the
I
Must you attend a kid's birthday party, what do you want me to do?
You have to be a clown
Hey, Tony I've been in the hospital with a collapsed lung for a shit
Damn brother good luck man
I wish you the best, bro. Sounds awful.
Card tricks with the get mask. Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Are you sure this isn't kid's party or just some swingers shit?
That's like a swingers party to me.
Oh, heating is ready for installation.
Will there be hors d'oeuvres at the party?
I don't get some more derbs
Some horse derbs
Oh, a piece of cocaine for you, sir and madam?
If you're invincible now, I am invincible now.
MP5 motherfuckers and nothing to get it.
I'm shooting an MP5 back here.
Santa, Santa, Santa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh my God, whiskey.
Santa wants me to get drunk on Christmas.
What the fuck, how much is this back there?
I
of
A player or a scab?
A scab.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I don't know how I just stutter stepped like that.
I don't know why I did that.
I pressed shift like a fucking idiot.
That was really bad.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know why I did that.
I don't know why I did that. Maybe aiming is the move. I don't fucking know anymore. I don't know
Maybe aiming is the move or just like metting them. I have no idea anymore. I don't know dude. I
Don't fucking know
I mean, honestly, I just... I press shift looking at it. I don't know why I did that.
If I don't press shift there, I'd probably kill them. I just fucked up.
Well, that was a waste of a tequila mask. I don't think it really...
was the greatest idea anyway.
I don't know where that guy came from. I just run by there too.
Oot. Oot.
I put rep on on the first mag.
Yeah.
Yeah, this question is driving me up a wall.
Oh, but I'd never want to do this again.
Honestly, dude, that was just a shitty loadout.
I was overweight.
Like really overweight.
You can't be overweight.
Okay.
Fine.
I want my 24 24 to some of the laser on it and
He probably just shot me in the legs, he was like, oh, tequila mask, and then he ended up killing me faster.
I
Fuck up my loadout now, we're good
We are good
Be five isn't bad. No the MP5 is bad the MP5 SD is really bad. It has no bullet velocity
D and chest G and the site does not help it at all, but it has no bullet velocity
it's really really bad when you have to do this quest I'm telling you when you
have to do this and people aren't are wearing helmets because the frost event
is gone like this is gonna be brutal to do this is gonna be so bad when people
are wearing helmets
I mean, yeah, you can, but it's generally not a good idea.
It's usually a pretty bad idea to leg unless you somehow have a ton of like rip ammo, but
But there's not really high damage 9mm ammo, most of it sucks.
I mean I could just wait until you have a pbp, you'd have to stack up a ton of pbp though.
and
I mean maybe that maybe just wait until later level to do this when you have
higher flush damage ammo like quake maker or something
it's probably the best way to do it
I also didn't really help that I'm exhausted doing this.
That doesn't really add to the ease of getting this done.
Yeah, that's gonna suck. I don't know why they did this.
I figured the goal was to make that strive easier to do.
I shot the fuck out of it, it's just this stuff sucks ass.
They'll wait for a better kill probably.
I thought I would have got them, because they're shooting into the side.
Alright, Santa.
I didn't realize it was you again.
You scared me.
Fuck, I had to rip in the first mag, I should have legged them, why didn't I leg them?
I forgot I put rip in that mag, that was dumb.
I could have killed them.
How much is in here still?
Like a half?
My man killing Santa in front of so many kids are IP their childhood.
to
That fucking message dude?
How the fuck did that miss?
up for one man
it's gonna be so fucking bad
come on and play big boy
it's so bad
it's so fucking bad
I just got so ass
I'm gonna feel too good don't it it's so fucking bad
just fucking die you fucking shit you fucking die pizdez
Hey, little boyfriend.
That's not my boyfriend, though.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
I
Where you up
I'm a bad moment
I'm a bad mo
yo that is definitely a landmark bro
no fucking way man
oh bitch
should open my mouth because this is what happens
yeah thanks for the twitch drops today
yeah yeah go ahead
no definitely not streams night when I had no idea until I heard your voice
is that anything
I'm not gonna be able to fucking kill anything.
We shouldn't knife fight at all.
I need MP5 kill.
We're not even fighting here.
Can I not shoot through that fucking thing?
I can't shoot through that.
The plastic crate.
I might just back off of this.
This is not really going anywhere.
I'll have to take a left-hand peek if I want to push them.
That's a crazy echo
Yeah, I'm here
The one in a late time
with this quest holy shit I never want to do that again that gun is the worst
thing ever that sight is the fucking worst god damn
I got one head of 300 on the backpack.
Oh man.
Dude, they gotta change that quest.
This quest will make people fucking rage.
I guarantee people are gonna rage during this quest.
without a doubt. That is rage-inducing shit with her.
of
Finally!
Oh man!
oh man I'm glad we're done but I am glad we're done with that that was
oh that was a doozy that was a doozy
that was a doozy
What's next?
What is next?
Hopefully I'm level 25 now.
I'm still not level 25.
I need a little twenty-five so I can buy quest keys.
Only...
Oh my God, they still don't have...
They do more shit.
Get this fucking MP5 out of my sight forever.
them out of my sight.
any woods scabs on woods under stimulant effect I hate that samsung ad
Schwarm
I just do BCP. I don't really have a lot of this actually.
Get a bunch of milks.
Hey a bunch of milks
I'm 34 kilograms because of milk fuck probably some bad doesn't help either
Well how many minutes this is last four five minutes
I don't need that much milk 510 15 that's 30 minutes of milk 30 minutes of milk that's
plenty of milk I thought there were like two minutes or three minutes 14 scav kills
with milk
the milk man let me see my cat i'll be right back
you
We're back. We're back. We're back.
How's the kitty doing? He is well fed now.
He is well fed.
Has it really been 60 months?
It would appear so?
It would appear so, certainly.
We're at two hours and 46 minutes until the servers go down for maintenance
Two hours and 46 minutes and I gotta milk these damn scabs before that and
We're gonna milk them
They said they're doing an update for
server stability or some shit I think about oh I don't bring a lot of
It'll take about, um, three hours.
About three hours.
I don't see it, I don't know, I don't watch basketball.
Jordan. Jordan. Mr. Jordan.
Mr. Jordan.
Let's say Mr. Jordan.
A rare solo gamer.
Oh.
Solo Chad.
What the fuck is that?
The guy's zooming.
of
I didn't even go where the fuck did this guy go
I mean, you gotta be in the house, but like, I didn't see you go into it.
It's just like fucking vanished.
Not worth, I already fucked up.
He's got to be hurting there.
Yeah, he's got to be, he's got to be really hurt healing, doing surgery and shit, or
probably not even doing surgery yet.
I'm not going to lie, I always just appreciated the gameplay and the music.
Thanks for the years of fun, especially around Christmas.
Thank you very much brother.
You've got a platform like this to snap flat while listening to metal.
Thank you.
Happy holidays brother.
But there are.
Scabs, they're done.
This guy down here probably killed him.
I struggled to find scabs on this map now.
The only place I see him is Sawmill and the Skav Bunker and then a couple at Skav House.
That's it.
It feels like there's three spots for the Skav Swarm.
I'm gonna pop milk before we kill a scan.
The Sturman count, yeah, he will probably count, but that seems like a waste.
It seems like unnecessary exposure.
Uh, it's good on maps like woods is pretty rough so
It's spotted very easily and you know where they have a lot of cover on woods so multiple
people shoot you it sucks
and
and accounts and these calves in dodgy years let's shit on a head HP doesn't die and he
just won't happen. I gotta loosen them up a little bit.
Survivalist junkie.
The rivalous path of junky.
The scabs are all under the effect of stimulants.
basically a high spark off
any tips on getting kappa
Oh really, you just gotta do the quests, you know?
Oh, you fucked up going prone.
That guy really likes to go prone.
You know, you can't just gotta do the quests.
That's it. There's just stuff you gotta do, you gotta do it.
I
Actually don't understand this game
I'm gonna tell this guy the MP5 sucks.
You know what I've seen a lot of this way?
People doing like, here's a fucking thermal on this gun.
It's a thermal.
I've seen a lot of people doing like,
coordinated bay down, where they'll,
like one of them will run away
and they'll have like their muddy hangback
and then wait and try and kill you.
52 months and only a few days before the new year.
LLL 700 and 77 LLL 700 and 77
Yes, he is fucking tooth-
What is this guy?
LLL 700 and 77
He has two thermals on his shit!
What the fuck?
Someone's gotta explain that strat to me.
That's a new one. I don't think I've ever seen that before.
You know what it's been taking me a long time to get used to the distance that people can shoot guns now?
I get to realize that you're basically, your gun is pretty much loud.
There's a gun like this.
Once you shoot once, you shoot a scab, assume that somebody nearby heard you and they're just going to be waiting for you as soon as you shoot.
like I just realized that's what happened there and we shoot Santa and then
they just waited probably heard me take the first shot hung back waited and just
sat there
like that
and
It's probably on this way out.
Alright, we gotta wait here for scabs to spawn.
should eventually spawn here.
That's some kind of predator vision.
This thing is so bad.
Look at the fucking frame rate on the scope.
Wow, the fuck he's supposed to use that.
Holy shit that is terrible.
That's legitimately unusable.
I wonder if that guy couldn't kill me.
Look at that.
That is so bad. What the fuck are you even looking at? Look at that.
Looks like my computer on the street...Same!
aim
What the fuck?
What?
I'm telling you, there's somethings with this gun, it's not, like the boats do not hit.
Like actually they don't hit.
There's somethings is fucked up with this gun.
And I'm not the only one that says it.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
Oh fuck
Get the
Back here
That's really usable.
Super usable.
That is, wow, that's, dude, look at the, oh my god.
Blah!
Seven out of fifteen.
Twenty-eight more.
They just keep hanging out around here for scouts.
Which one do we have?
Go out to your tarry.
Tarry engaged.
Taking a shot.
Have down.
Oh, sorry, engaged.
7 more.
6 more.
Six more.
Five more.
I still milked up, that's very good.
more just don't know that that's very good
just keep hanging around here until more come this is like the only spot I
I don't see scavs anymore.
Let's pick up those bulbs a little bit.
Alright, get lucky and see one over there.
I don't think so.
Thank you for the prime shred. Thanks for the tier 2 sub my man. Thank you
Parmesan tripwire today with a hundred twenty six kilogram bag and no stab
How the fuck are you a hundred and twenty six kilograms? I don't have two dumbbells in there
Yeah, I know my milk's off. I'm just waiting for scabs to spawn so I don't use it on there to my milk.
I need another wave to spawn in here.
I don't know if they're gone now.
I got some fraud between my Minnesota, Minnesota, yeah I saw, I don't know if it was Bolshere
not allegedly the FBI was like raiding places in Minnesota now it could have been bullshit
but no power is engaged people were claiming that the FBI was raiding those old stuff
They're actually like today they're doing it
People are starting to look at other states and like I'm like it's like you know random
people on the internet posting stuff but people are saying that other states are looking
Sussie sussie suss too.
I mean let's be right down it's just in Minnesota right if it's that widespread and we're talking about billions of dollars in fraud
It's got to be in other states as well
There's no it's just limited to Minnesota only
10 minutes. Alright, let's head towards the house.
I'm saying is I want a tax refund dude I want my tax money back that went to the
ship. As far as I see it, the government owes me money right now.
The FBI is aware of recent social media reports in Minnesotra. However, even before the public conversation
escalated, the FBI has searched personnel and investigative resources to Minnesotra to dismantle large-scale
for schemes exploiting federal programs.
Through the steels from taxpayers
and drop vulnerable children,
they'll remain a public behind priority
in Minnesota and nationwide.
Well, they didn't do a very good job of it
if it took some kid in a hoodie
with a fucking iPhone on, covering more of it.
They didn't do a great job of their fucking mission.
I saw one someone posted at some other state there is a daycare center at an address where
there's a liquor store.
The address is a fucking, it says smoke shop or something on the front.
That's a fucking dick.
I think it's a smoke shop not a liquor store.
Yeah, the day care alright
Kids just rip in vapes all day
I'm always skeptical when I see stuff online now though like I
Don't take it too seriously until I look into it more
people just be posting
fake shit old shit they make shit up like I don't I don't even know what to do
anymore
There are no more scabs, the milk.
I need scabs to milk.
Lots of PMC to milk.
That's a PMC to me.
That was almost bad, that was really close. I didn't think you'd crested the hill yet. I thought it was at the base of it.
Out of the tip.
of
the
Oh, yo, yo.
These scabs.
What's up, Tim?
What's up?
What's up, scabs?
You really gonna have to come back?
Looks like it.
five more. We should definitely get five.
1,000
of
the way this guy's claiming that
six people have been charged
of
Oh,
How much is this double thermal gun worth?
22,000 that's actually how bad
That's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be
There's server maintenance at 2am Eastern tonight.
So in just over three hours from now.
Just over three hours.
Two hours.
Sorry, two hours, my love.
I've literally looked at the clock wrong.
hours just over two hours in 11 minutes two hours and 11 minutes or no
it's the Wyatt Mag in your rig you Wyatt get out of there what are you doing Wyatt
Mm-mm.
Oh.
Doo-doo-doo.
and
the
Honey vasmaline
He needs some milk I do need some milk
Actually, no, I don't I got plenty of milk look at them though. They're milk man. They're going to holidays. Nope
Oh, we've been streaming every day, every damn day.
of
the
I know that. I think it's somewhere else. I'll have to place for it.
I killed Zeus in God of War. It was fire.
You got fair bear. Yeah, shoved the lighting bolt down his throat blew his ass up literally
Literally
I don't really have a grail gun anymore. There's stuff I want, but it's not like grail, you know?
You know what I'm saying? But there's still stuff I want and I'm hunting for and I'm getting.
Fancy, you're from in 2026. This band, Dreamwake, I doubt they'll, well maybe they'll put out
new music, but this band's been amazing.
And Mill MP5. Uh, yeah, that'd be cool. I have a 40 cal MP5.
Not quite 10, but kind of the same thing.
Similar.
Hmm.
I
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how much does it cost to shoot a hundred rounds of a PKP about 70 dollars 70 to
$80.
Down there.
Here's 75 bucks.
Yup.
Ah, yeah, I'm going into meetings, yep.
Hi.
I'm just impressed with the weapon and shot.
My favorite guns are probably an M60 or a PKM.
They're pretty hard to beat.
I'm not sure if I'm going to
put the put the hard to eat.
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
They're rad.
Scabs.
Oh, scabs.
I'm milked up for no reason, replaced the cables from the IEMs, uh, no but that is something
that can happen, you just swap them out, they are swappable cables.
And there's smoke.
I miss...
Slippin' the tongue.
Not that like a little Freudian slip at midnight.
Shit.
Oh, midnight Freudian slip.
What you know about that?
Yeah.
Fuck out of that scab.
Grabbed them right by the teeth and milked them.
This sounds really weird if you don't realize that I'm drinking milk and killing scabs while under the effects of drinking milk.
I mean, it probably sounds weird regardless, but like at least to give some context.
like we're just talking about milking scabs for no reason
is that a scab right there?
hello Tony's Pizza need a large stromboli to divide my cheese
yes yes Tony's Pizza you don't do stromboli here sorry
We do pizza pies, we do garlic nuts, we do zeppelies, that's it.
I had a pizzeria, that's all I serve, you don't fucking need anything else.
Cheese steaks?
If I go to a pizzeria and they serve cheese steaks, I'm turning around and walking out the front door
They trust a pizzeria with cheese steaks
Canole calzone, okay, we got cannoli calzone I
Personally want to do it in my establishment. I want to focus on the pies. I
Like calzone, but I want to focus on the pies
Okay, we would do chicken parm there pizza chicken parm garlic knots and zeppely
That's it
Maybe me ball sums
God damn it. I wear a sandwich shop. What is this? We're fucking sandwich shop now
Oh salad you don't need salad you need more mozzarella and fucking pizza you
don't need a goddamn salad not everyone likes pizza well then don't go to a
pizzeria you see how that works I don't like pizza well don't go to the
a place that sells pizza.
It's like walking into a fucking steakhouse.
Do you have any vegetarian options?
Honestly.
Come on, Richard!
No, I wasn't milked!
I wasn't milked!
Wait, I was. I was milked. I was milked. I was milked. I was milked.
We're good. We're good. I got eleven.
Wait, no I didn't. I don't think I was milked.
Was I not milked?
I got distracted by the thought of someone ordering well done steak in my brain.
I was going to say that's almost as bad as ordering a well done steak in a steakhouse.
Got to wait for four scabs.
I hear a scab and I'm milked up.
Hey, scab, I'm fucking geeked up on a quarter gallon of milk.
I heard a different scab though.
That wasn't the same voice though.
Is wearing a medium bad?
Because it should be medium rare.
You could order a burger medium, but a steak should be medium rare.
Although to be fair, some of these places, they be giving you rare steaks calling medium
rare.
To be fair, in your defense, some of them do be not properly cooking the steaks somehow.
you're a steakhouse and you can't properly go to a steakhouse. Close my mind.
That's a lot.
I've never had straight up venison. I've had venison jerky before.
Never just like a straight up deer steak.
He's waiting for three more scabs.
sure you want it inside. Be done with all this bullshit. I almost take a thermometer in it.
Stop when it's ready.
A lot of storming.
from a scabs
storming technically is a scab
you know bad things happen in that part of the map lately
should have gotten more spawn here we had a ton of them last ridden
So it cooks when you take it off the grill.
This is why you reverse sear your steak so you don't have to worry about that.
I got them scavs.
Where the fuck are my scavs?
Where are they?
I should have found more up there.
We'll milk up in a second, don't worry.
Maybe if I run away, if I run away and then come back, they might spawn.
I'm going to try to gunshot over here.
silence dvl type of shot
I'll kind of hide them on that.
That's not an owl.
That's not like a fucking something from the land before time.
Goddamn.
It's like a triceratops.
Look at him.
Look at triceratops.
And it's similar to a horned owl.
Some kind of bird expert.
I don't like being over here, this is bad.
Firehouse Charming Guard.
I can't see any more with the fog let's storm in
There are no scabs.
How am I not seeing anything?
There's just none.
That's the T.R.
Alright, there's gotta be a few at Scathouse.
Hopefully there's four of them here.
There's not.
really screwed this red.
You're not lying.
Two more?
I went out today and got myself a steak.
The waiter tells me they only serve medium rare, so far so good.
Steak arrives, it's fucking well done.
Here's the kicker, it was also already sliced so they willingly served that shit.
I mean, I'm not one to send shit back, and I'm not really a picky eater, but I'd send
that back.
I'd send that back.
Yeah.
Like, normally, I really, you know, I just eat whatever's on the plate, unless something's
like really not okay, but like.
If your thing is steak and you fuck up the steak like that's you know, I
Feel like I'm allowed to be a little upset
Especially if you're charging I'm done especially if you're charging a lot of money
I'll buy myself, I'd send it back.
Why doesn't matter who you're with?
Well, I guess I could see, or maybe that would matter, depending.
I could see a scenario.
Now that person has to wait.
Okay, well here's an interesting question.
Does some restaurants do this?
If you're out to eat and your food arrives first but nobody else's, you wait and don't
touch it?
Like, they should bring it all out at once but sometimes they don't.
wait you let that shit get cold if it's warm food you let it sit and get cold
now that's wrong I think you just eat it yeah I think you eat it I think it's
rude I think it's rude for the other well it's one it's the restaurant fucks up
in the beginning because it should all come out at the same time I think it's
rude for the other people to get mad at you because then you have to eat cold
food. They're making you eat cold food. That's bullshit. I think that's more rude.
I think that's more rude. That's more rude. That's the matters. I don't know. Personally,
I wouldn't care one way or the other about that.
I don't think that's rude to be honest subwoofer.
Thank you so much.
What's going on, man?
Happy new year, brother.
Thank you very much, jeans.
Thank you.
I really don't think that's rude.
I
Don't know maybe I'm wrong but personally I don't see it
Now if it's something we're like they're like hold on I'm gonna go grab the rest of the plates
And it's about to come out right away then sure but if they're like they just brought your shit out and like oh
Yeah, the other stuff will be out in a few minutes
Like I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm doing it yeah, I don't think that's rude I guess situationally it could but
203 and 220.
the
one tech
I have to grab the thing in the train.
You grab the thing in the train.
The thing in the train.
You're in the key and then go in the train and grab the thing and then we have to go
in 203.
Okay, I always forget that you have to like get the key first, turn it into them,
and get it back.
Why do I have all that ammo?
What am I gonna do with all that?
you
Now lose this pack of shit left to go back and do this
,
there's no such thing
plates. What do you mean by letting people eat your food? What are you talking about?
Want to order food and then let someone else eat it?
I
Want to try it I know I'm sure I
Guess like hey, is any good good try piece sure, but I'm getting a piece of yours then I
Want to piece back?
I'll trade I'll strike a deal
Yeah, I'll strike a deal.
I could do that.
I'll just order one thing to be cutesy. I mean, what's wrong with...
I don't know how one thing isn't a food, but you could share plates. What's wrong with that?
the
What?
What are we talking about?
There's a fucking PKM on the wall, where the guns go.
What?
Yeah, it was fucking pussy liberal streamer.
Fucking pussy streamer.
Yep, goddamn, goddamn un-American
Tobinus infiltrating my fucking country. I can't stand this shit anymore
I can't stand it
I
Boy
Hey
There's no way I'm doing those hundred meter nine by 39 kills. Yeah, there's no way
Those shot
Why the fuck would I do that? That sounds awful.
That sounds horrible.
I mean, yeah, I guess once I'm done, yeah, why not, but
until then, I don't see a reason to do that at all.
Oh, it's not like the Val is even a good gun.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hey, Conan brother.
Hey, Conan.
To be fair, up a corner of the room is a bit bad.
Needs a gun right now.
War?
I mean, I could.
Happen.
Let's forget where I plant these. Is it just this one on this level?
I'm standing why am I standing I was trying to go prone
Oh
You should definitely be able to go prone and place items.
The lame that you can't.
There are places on the other one.
On the first floor.
Okay, then we'll backtrack, we'll grab the document from the train car, put it dorms
It is the dorms 203.
Yeah.
What's your favorite Scandale?
The M60.
Probably.
probably I'm 16
see that guy agrees he really likes it
that was Screamin'
Screamin'
We're not lubed hold on hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up wait a minute
What the fuck are you doing?
That's got just fucking destroyed me.
What the fuck?
They're launching fireworks?
I
Have a fucking scabs dude
I please heal
Damn scab
Fuck this ass up
What's up with Prime? It's free. Fine.
Why is this guy so horny? I think I'm gonna flare out of here.
With the plane I'm gonna leave.
He's not gonna hear me with the plane.
I'm just gonna flare out. I have no more hydration or anything.
I waited here somewhere, like...
That guy fucked up my whole radio. It was that guy's teammate that I killed, for sure.
Yeah, we're good.
I just ruined it, though, but I can't keep staying in the rain.
My stomach was black for so long.
Servers go down at an hour and 25 minutes.
An hour and twenty five minutes
You guys did your question we didn't die with that
The main thing you know what that like ammo box or something you have to find another one
We're supposed to do that in sleep so I'm gonna be doing
I don't know what I'm gonna be doing man, I'm gonna go right to sleep.
I'm gonna right to sleep man.
Straight to bed for me.
Thank you.
We need, I should get on Vasily.
Okay, Blair.
It's me to fill in the blanks.
Okay.
We need, I should get on Vasily.
I'm basing in. Okay, where?
Let's me to flag break the deal.
It's like daily snow energy crisis.
AK-12 with a suppressor.
Oh, turns out, I know a guy who just kindly donated one of these.
Convene in as that.
All these Aquavarians and still no high point one hundred dollar bill blaster SMH Nikita.
Yeah, that's a shame.
Wasted opportunity, honestly.
Wasted opportunity.
Where's my god damn yeet cannon up?
Where's my god damn yeet cannon?
Are we doing another ride?
Yes.
Yes, we will be doing many more rides.
Many more.
Why does he have the do-do stock on this gun?
He should have the stock in Evo.
Oh wait, if I could buy the Evo, can I buy this?
Yeah.
Alrighty, I'm around the bathroom while we load in. I'll be right back, guys.
you
the
What is that thing?
The Kraken?
Damn, we're fighting the Kraken.
Krakatoa.
You have a Santa hat?
That's a Kraken with a Santa hat.
It's like cracking with a Zed at one of the easiest bosses in the game.
He looks like a bitch, honestly.
He just died?
He's dead rip cracking
Wait, I just spawns back you kill him and he's back instantly
I still don't get it I still don't get it
Shits like fighting a scab.
So, it's like the Rishala of the game, like fighting the Rishala.
I'm going to grab that train car.
I'm going to be back.
Where are my friends going this game?
I am with the scope and they just disappear.
Also now that we're a little bit more tame, is it worth watching
Stranger Things season 5 I made it like two episodes in
Is that shit any good?
Also from the perspective of someone who did not like season 3 and thought season 4 was meh
What do you got for me?
What do you got, what do you got, what do you got?
Oh my God, more Malka, thank you.
Oh shit.
That's really good.
really good.
I got this far, I may as well watch it.
And I'll probably do it.
The first two episodes were ahhh.
Alright.
I miss the season one vibe of that show
And the watch does a kid show no it's a show about kids
kids. But it's not a kids show. Like the main characters, well I guess they start off as
kids.
I was reading season one of Stranger Things, it's based on an autobiographical, bi-autical
book, a biomedical book, the autobiography of a guy who says that that should actually
happen to him.
That's true.
Honestly, he's probably in like MK Ultra or something.
He probably did.
Well, it probably...
They probably gave him shit tons of like hallucinogenics
and he thought it actually happened to him.
Like the government probably abducted that guy.
Zo-Zooted him up with a bajillion drugs.
He went fucking insane.
Thought there were demons and shit.
I believe him.
Yeah, I believe him.
Montauk project, is that the name of the book?
Is that Montauk Long Island?
Or they zootied them up with the drugs?
The video is great.
Never heard about that, but I mean I know like
The government did experiment with lots of drugs and like you know mind control shit stuff like that
Maybe you're a child above me there's so many footsteps
of
What a service laggy dude. Holy, you saw the land that killed him?
Yo Landmark, what's up Landmark?
What's up, bro? What's up, brother? What are you going to do about this little predicament?
Yo, I just got a red card from 314, bro. Damn you, Rich.
Yo, it's an honor to hear your voice, so I can't come a bit closer.
I mean don't get too close
I'm trying to go on a second floor and do my quest can I do that
Would you say? I'm trying to go to room two zero three
Can I do that? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I'm gonna go up. Sorry my friends were rate going crazy good to you
We chill
are we chill? What'd you say?
Yeah, yeah, I'm on my mom's three
story. Okay, don't be peeking at
that staircase now. You got it
boss. Yeah, you got me into this
game, bro. Oh my god, there's a
I
Hold on hold on we got a situation
Okay situations handled what'd you say?
Did you say there's a solid down here
Dang, bro
Shit, I'm like your father. You're a top-floor boss
I don't know. I don't know.
You're top. Yeah, I'm I'm on
third. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Um
What is it? Two of you up there?
Yeah. Yeah. It's my boy Isaac
Phillips. Oh, shit. I don't
know. What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What?
it's not working bro you're trying to say what's up
can you hear me?
yeah you can hear me dude you're going crazy in the distance
he's got to change his input or something
yeah
or something. Yeah. Do you guys need this for shallow loot? No, Brown. You sure? I'm
positive. I have a bunch of rubles. I'm trying to help them out. I gave them a red rebel
last raid from Mark. Oh, shit. Okay. Well, there's a found in the red black rocks down
here if you need them. Wait when do I need that? I'm on like Punisher part four. You'll need them
I bet you'll need two of them there's like four down here. If I come down there will you shoot me
if I have my melee out? Nah nah I'm chill I'm chill and there's a golden TT as well you gonna need that.
He needs it I already have it. I have my knife out you hear me? Yeah yeah yeah yeah I hear you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What up?
Dude, that's crazy, bro.
Here, uh, look.
I got a bunch of them.
Oh, shit, two withers over here.
Thank you, bro.
Ah, here we go.
That was a little sky.
Slow, slow!
Anymore Blackrocks or just one?
Yeah, no, there's like three of them.
There's a bunch of them.
I'm going back upstairs again with my friend's bag.
I need two of them each. Boom. Boom diggity. Boom. I'll find and bring my keys.
Yeah, this is so sick, man. It's crazy.
Where is the other boss right here?
What?
Oh, you're a dickhead. You're a dickhead.
That's just not cool. That's just not cool.
You know, that's just not cool.
Why you gotta be like that?
Yeah, that's just not cool
Yeah
That's just not that's just not what you want to be doing. That's really not what you want to be doing
Yeah, that ain't it that ain't it
That ain't it
That's a you problem, that's not a me problem
Yeah, I'm just gonna kill people that was really lame that was super lame
and
that
, we're gonna do
Some people man.
Some people.
And
Stock
Edit build
and I buy this pistol grip I guess I can right yeah I just can buy it sick
whatever not the first time someone's ever done that
you
do
to do to do
to do
I
Ready me using really shitty. I know at some point. I don't have any
545
fucking US
Be using fucking us I'm a soon
one
two three two and four
why do i not have a two o four
i don't have one
I mean, I was just trying to help just trying to help, man exclamation mark newt question mark
Hi Isaac, backslash s plus backslash w backslash backslash s plus phillips five meters delete by the way
What are we?
I can't jump by the homeless man at the end of the hour.
Little bit.
the
two
of the keys the only one that was missing one key
you
Just saying what's up. What up? What up a G?
All right, guys, we have 55 minutes until the servers go down.
85 minutes.
85.
I guess I have like three hours or more.
Three hours or more.
They're doing an update for game stability, they said.
I'm
the
3 kills last raid 3 towards test driver that's not bad
and
It should have been five kills, that's whatever, whatever.
Mm-mm.
Weaver and karma.
Karma is just a byproduct of the way you act in general, right?
People who do bad things often do bad things,
and they surround themselves by bad people and put themselves in bad situations,
and then bad things happen to them.
Just a symptom of their lifestyle
Dishonest people attract more dishonest people and eventually dishonest people are dishonest to them
What happens
The wise talk of man say if you are asshole people be asshole to you
the ancient problem
but
I can't walk up that little ledge, do I?
I should not be running out in the open right here, oh well.
33 months, let's go. What's up, Tuck?
Thank you for the gifted sub.
Thank you, Tuck.
They're in there and that could be a shell again.
That'd be kind of nice to get some,
like an AK ammo.
Not really mind if it wasn't.
Cold doesn't affect stats if you are wearing things that prevent the cold, a.k.a. beanie.
I mean a...
And not be reshallah there in two storeys.
Could be reshallah in two storeys though to be fair.
and
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
My name is Tarkov season dude
Okay, okay
Okay. Okay.
I don't know how he's able to aim at an SVD that close to me. That gun is a fucking suppressor on and everything.
I
Jaws 30 growth 30 hit count wait what?
That seems a bit excessive that seems a bit excessive
That seems a little
what
well i don't have uh...
just got a little bit of a
crazy phone gun
check
hell yeah
Hell yeah
I wasn't really good
I really have a lot of ammo for this gun. Can I buy more of these?
I can just buy him
I
See to go to dorms read that fucking key
There's some armor
And I guess I'll save that can I get any good I still can't get good armor, can I?
What I get doors
Be buying doors
I'm always the problem
Valdez scope
There's about there it is
you
So that oops wrong bag to these
Well how much of beats and seven and forty fuck it
you
walk it
for
the
All righty back at it first mags on 7. I'm that's fine. He paid he's good
He's real good
It's all man everything's just a banger by law
do do do do do.
Mm-mm-mm.
Hey.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mmm.
and
the
Five kills, five out of 20 kills now.
Five out of 20.
Say Sunday too.
Say Sunday.
I guess technically it's Monday.
It's already Monday.
I think it's Monday.
Isn't it Monday everywhere?
except like the west coast I guess on Monday
Oh, I have a
tire as fuck, I'm super fucking tired, holy shit.
Long stream, God damn.
Orange, orange.
Going to sleep by wealth servers, you can go out in 40 minutes.
Servers are going down soon.
I'm playing Ark again? Yeah, but there's no reason for me to right now.
You know, there's just no reason right now
Well,
There was a go down for maintenance game stability maintenance update approximately three hours it'll take
We'll be approximately three hours of downtime, maybe more though, because it could be, you
know how these updates go.
But this time, things don't work out just fine, oh well.
Oh, and you can bend up.
Get it right there.
Well, we're delayed.
We're never getting a raid.
Maybe they put the same thing.
We're never getting our raid. Maybe they put the servers down early.
Hello Tony. Maybe. Steve, thank you so much for the gifted man Slayer. Thank you
very, very much brother. Shade you dog. Thank you.
I
Max out my raw fire right that implies that I believe will be getting social security by the time I'm 65 years old
That shits going bankrupt my guy
That should all going to disappear 67 now. Wait, is it actually?
I mean, okay, it's different than it's different than social security. Yes. When they change
I don't 65
Oh my god, it is it's 67
Oh, well you can get reduced benefits at 62 67 is the full benefit
That's ridiculous, bro
That's ridiculous six seven there
Yeah, posture. Thank you, brother
Thank you
67 well scam that is
What a scam that is
What's Roth IRA 60 5060 or some shit for that right 59 and a half I guess a 60
I think we're we're never gonna fucking raid I guess
us. Never happenin. Not happenin, should said you still have. State of my from the
State of Despair. I grew up on Long Island. Long Island, New York. Long Island, New York.
And the servers already went down. Are other people in raids?
If we met, I wouldn't stab you in the back.
That's good.
I'm glad to know that.
Thank you for telling me.
That looks like other people are in raids.
Why am I not in a raid?
and
are going
to
I'm gonna do the books about Darko. No, I can't read
For about eight minutes late seven minutes late I
Seven minutes late to this raid
And they put me a trailer part eat my ass
You guys shit with a sport twenty seven minute.
Dude, that's I'm eight minutes late trial and parks.
Oh, why?
Why?
Why do you smite?
Smite me.
Oh, mighty smiter.
Arty, Tarky, Manit.
Arty, Tarky, Tarky, Manit.
I don't really know where to expect people, because I'm so late.
I'm just, I'm so late, the raids could be potentially over.
This maybe that's not a bad thing.
This is suddenly, I think it's a bad thing that I have to do with the worms right now.
People could be holed up in dorms.
Hold up in dorms, hold up in dorms.
Hold.
H-O-L-E-D?
Is it held up or is it holed up like a hole?
Like they dug a hole in there they're holed up
I like holed
Like H-O-L-E-D
They're hold up.
Shit, I'm hold up.
That's hold up.
I'm pretty hold up right now.
I'm pretty holed up
This thing from Vietnam and we're holed up or Fox hold up maybe
I don't even have to go up here, am I new in there?
that Vaseline going I'm holed up.
How important in a shoe.
I'll just show you...
safe.
Okay Scam, I just shot you in your head and you didn't die.
Thanks, Frondi.
I just heard somebody.
Keep thinking that this raid is weird and quiet.
Where is everybody?
but then I remember we're late.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
That was a nice shot.
That was a nice shot for 13 hours straight.
I'm happy with myself not to die, so good about that one.
I'll have to kill scabs with old gas as well, that's not imperative, but I do get 40 kxp
for like seven or eight more scab kills over there.
Oh, look at them now.
Yeah.
Dangerous, out in the open, exposed, not worth it.
Now we're dying over.
Just not worth the risk, man.
I'm trying to get out of here.
What the fuck am I hearing?
The fuck did I just hear?
I think all this stuff is looted already, it probably is.
Honestly, using a gun again, a normal gun again, feels fucking great after doing all
this crap with like some machine guns and MP5s and all that junk feels nice to just
use a rifle with some ammo that kills people
I do that mp5 quest we're doing before oh my god
I use a gun like that and you feel like you suck at the game and then you're like oh wait no
it's literally just the play in the gun they're gonna makes it hard
mode. This is the build that you need for the test drive quest that I'm doing right now.
I don't mind it after the honestly the second one is the only one that really sucks
when you get to use a pretty normal guns it's not that bad because AK-12 one is totally fine now
now. Not a big deal at all. I can kill people with this gun. No problem. I'll hit it. Shit.
I'll hit...
They reduced the number of kills.
They did? Isn't this 20 kills?
That's 20 kills.
Yeah, they never reduced it. They just changed the map that it's on.
The new result is decent it's got some stuff and it's not gonna like blow you away, but yeah, there's a little nerve
There we go.
There we go, a little looter.
Oh, that's, ips.
It is vision is hard, this is whole vision.
I want Gamer to stay hard.
This game about being hard.
Any left for Punisher?
Any more of those?
Fuck.
Shit.
Updates in 20 minutes.
20 minutes.
Alright, we finally got our quest done.
There we go. Maybe the late bomb was good for us.
Maybe that wasn't all that bad.
maybe the late bomb was good for us maybe that wasn't all that bad all that bad
I think the end of this event highly doubted they might add more if anything I mean hopefully
they add more that would be nice.
i wouldn't mind some new stuff
actually don't mind the event i like shooting people that i think i
pretty nice
pretty nice when you start out you know i'm good at all you can always just
shoot them in the head
not to worry about bouncing all the helmets and stuff
uh...
drops from YouTube. That is a
twitch thing, my friend.
That's a twitch only.
It's kind of a point of drops.
Yeah, I'm shot. I'm shot, dude.
Oh, I can't. I'm going to ult
are cooked already. They're probably winding them down right now.
Oh man.
Think it's some food I'm starving and make something after this
Figure out what I'm gonna eat
These guys had a sushi bar in Boston a few years ago, that's lit
chicken up teller the Punisher Pata one anesthesia needs part one I'll go part one
about to get a shit ton of quests. This is about 220 now. I go back to 220.
Okay.
I
Turned in do you was the other quest I did I turned them both in right chicken up teller and
Chemical
Yeah
We all good do we did it
I
Let's go and see if you can sneak in one more
Bill sneak one more and they said the servers were down for about three hours
Out three hours could be more could be less
I
Would be more could be less just when the setup I haven't started it yet. I'm waiting. I don't want to do set up man. I
Don't want to fucking do it
Session
right now it isn't that bad with shotguns with no one having a helmet
can't just shotgun them in the head that shouldn't be too bad
with i mean theoretically wouldn't be that bad
well no one's wearing a helmet so i would go for headshots with a shotgun like buckshot
like a shot like buck shot in
a shotgun, they'll die. Yeah.
And you're going to have the
GS is it really shouldn't be
that bad now because you can
have at least you can wear a
headset and no one is at home.
It's probably not that bad
right now.
A counterparts fan. Yeah,
almost another time but
They are good.
Oh, yeah.
13 minutes.
12 minutes.
My two computers say one minute different time.
I don't know what you want to go with.
time. I don't know which one to go with. 12 minutes. Hold them only.
Well what's going to happen is servers are going to go dead. They're going to
close in 12 minutes and if you're in a raid in 12 minutes it'll reduce the
the timer to 10. Timer will be reduced to 10 minutes.
Here we go!
I'm going to 220.
We're going to 220.
Oh, that's good.
If you could pick a game of stream on your personal time, what would you pick?
Uh, honestly, I wouldn't want to play anything.
I'll be real right now, the thought of playing a video game not on stream at this very
moment in time sickenes me. That that makes me want to projectile vomit at this moment.
I'll be real. I will be real.
Well I would play absolutely nothing.
Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't play a damn thing.
I like Daisy.
Yeah, play that stream.
That's alright.
I like Daisy as a game.
I don't like it as a streaming game.
Hang out with my friends and play like video games all night.
Play Daisy. Absolutely. I play the fuck out of that.
Yeah, I'm not, though.
and on shreem's not the most exciting
that was only interested in making like
youtube videos or something then it would be cool but as a shreem game it's not
the best
there's not enough like stuff going on
in all times just too much downtime in the game
Scab up there.
Check up there, that's really bad.
You just heard somebody, right?
I
Hear
I want to kill each other?
Well, let me ask you a question.
What's your question?
I'm trying to do that question for the dorm of the worst of years.
Am I trying to do that question?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not trying to do that question.
Are you trying to do that question?
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's what I'm trying to do here.
I'm trying to go into that dare to 20 room
Yes, it is yes, it is you're gonna fuck me
You're not how do I know I've been betrayed before I've been fucked before man
I got fucked by some guy three rains ago. He betrayed me
that thing now.
So you know the servers go down in like six minutes.
Oh hell yeah.
Yeah, they do maintenance.
Well, I seem to have forgotten my key.
You have a 220 key on you buddy chance
Fuck
Genius
Some good armor in here if you want it
That's your key. That's your key there
Charred out
What's this here on where you speak of?
Whoa!
Thanks, man.
You know what's going on in the parks, Rick, sir?
Well, do not.
Let's take a gander.
It is not.
You bitch.
It is not.
Where you've had a gander.
It is not.
Let's take a gander it is not
Bitch it is not where you headed
I'm doing your extractor now, which one?
That me too. Yeah, let's go hold hands
I like this guy.
I trust this guy.
He unlocked a door in front of me, I trust him.
I feel like he's about to die in the next 15 seconds though, I'm not gonna lie.
So fast.
You're so fast!
keep up those guys speedy Gonzales over here look at him go he's like a fucking
Kenyan marathon runner
well I'm dead in the next 15 seconds right people really can't that shit with
the SVD a lot huh
No, he didn't pay me. They shot him at the end. No, they shot him at the end. You heard it
They shot him at the end
Dude, I keep getting killed by fucking it. This is okay. Well, I wasn't SVD. That's a fucking MDR
I keep getting killed by SVD's over there and
SVD's there are two guys sitting there people literally camp that shit like crazy now
I need to actually look out for that. I just kind of ignore the area of the map
Yeah, that's like
That's a spot now that I need to yeah, that's just the people legit just camp the fuck out of that
I need to be more aware of it
Well poor guy
Poor guy he died same here
All right, you guys servers are going down. I'm a hop off. Let me see who's online right now
Tired of shit too, if you can't tell I'm real tired right now
I just get off
I guess cut off
Nobody's on right now
Okay guys, I will see y'all tomorrow. I'm gonna go to sleep and
And pass out forever. Not forever, but for a while. I'll see y'all later. Have a good night. Thanks for hanging out. Bye. Bye