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Give me one minute.
Let's go.
No, I'm here. I'm swapping my mouse gates right now. They literally just showed up. I
needed new mouse gates. But we're doing that now. Just ran and grabbed them. I blew through
through these ones in like a week.
Turn on my view bots, they're on, not strong.
The drops are on, the bots are turned on.
Oh, this is two sets of skates in here, not one, aww.
Very nice.
the
secondary box will be on in an hour saying he's view-bottling
it's legal view-bottling
legal legal view-bottling
a government of twitch
holy shit Preston thank you for the ten gifted subs
Thank you, Preston.
Thank you very, very much, brother.
Much appreciated, my man.
Sorry, I'm just putting new mouskates in.
Apologies.
Thank you, Preston.
It's going to feel nice.
That's going to feel so good to play with this today.
I hope so.
You get brand new mouskates on your mouse?
Oh baby!
Oh, it's cheese day in it mate.
Inverted exclamation mark, inverted exclamation mark, inverted exclamation mark, inverted exclamation
mark.
Hello daddy.
Actually, it's Tuesday mate.
I know you have been really busy with your work.
I know you have been busy with your work.
I'm going to get that
that's the mouse gate
and I got to peel off all the
little covers on them
all right I hope this feels
like everything I ever hoped it would feel like
to the monthly did you know did you know that giraffes come to communicate with each other
they hung i didn't know that i thought they just stuck their big-ass tongue out at each other and
like they were in rock rock bottom
I
Finished that up. Yeah, we did
Okay mouse skates have been added let me clean this up I got
Shit everywhere now brand new skates
I'm actually really happy they showed up right when I started the stream they fucking showed
up at the door.
So big homie who's big homie?
All right, we're good now.
new mouse gates new me fuck yeah he's big homie
no my mouse isn't on i was looking for my cursor and i was like i turned it off
okay what do we got going on here we got it oh yeah this mdr i remember what happened
last night last rain shit i remember i was going crazy
We're going to crazy
Might have to turn in
I'm gonna have to turn in a quest or two. I don't know if we did it
I don't know if we did at the end of last night. Oh man, dude, this was so nice to the mouskates. Whoo, I feel good. Oh, man
You also had your money yesterday so you may need to gamble, but I'm black!
Hopefully, we're talking about channel point, buddy. Not real dollars.
I believe they're the Jeff Bezos or what's the Dan Clancy Dollars.
Did I turn in all these quests?
The wet job?
No I didn't.
I think that was the only thing I did last night was Ardium.
It's required bolt action skill. I haven't even fucking used the bolt action. That's cool.
Oh, we're done. What's wrong? Oh, we're done. What's wrong? Oh, shit.
Would you look at that?
Would you look at that? So now
I need some grenades and mini F1 grenades the best. Let's see what quest we have to do. I
test drive three
Can I buy the low level of my can I buy a valde I should be able to I'm level 30
Yeah, let me check my hideout then we're level 30. This is huge
It's actually huge I could use the flea market fully. I'm fully flea marketed up
I
KD I have no fucking idea to be honest. Oh, I'm not fully flea market it up. I'm like, okay
I'm like 95% flea market it up. You're right
That'd be landmark. Hello
The illumination three illumination three running for elimination three I need three of these
I need to find a rate of relays for that okay about laboratory three if
I found a tool set, which we can get from here
and the tool set maker.
The tool set maker, I'm gonna begin.
Hey, thank you very much, my man.
Thank you.
Thank you for partaking in it.
Get the tool set, producing.
Now we need four explosive mainases.
There's still so much money.
Upgrade that, OK.
Water collector.
I don't really care about it.
Med station.
It just doesn't need a founding Radelux anymore.
Oh, I can't buy a let X. Oh, that's my plan. I don't want to use the founded raid one. I'm going to save the founded raid one.
That's annoying. Okay.
There's my high also neglected because it's like my children.
Any we can't do the gen I
Me do the vents. Yeah, it's like it's like chat. I need car batteries
What should I kind of actually craft that station I'm not gonna do okay
You have been neglected
I don't know. There's an AK 12.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. I can do the tree. Can I do a lot of X in the tree?
No, I need 13 more ornaments.
There's a shit ton of ornaments in there.
What if you smoke in here? Yeah, I don't care.
Smoke them if you got them why can't I buy I can't buy a valde what the fuck is on
Level 35 for a fucking valde scope. What are we smoking?
And you can only buy one on the traders or this game is why why are they like this? Why are they like this?
Why did I do this?
All right, well, do I have anything on Customs?
It's our last Customs, right of passage, Customs, Customs, Customs, Customs.
I have a, well, I don't have anything on Customs, okay, we're not doing Customs.
I thought I had stuff to do in there.
do we have stuff to do lighthouse we have reserve a lot of reserve
let's have a lighthouse revision lighthouse do I have it's level 37 and I
get that. That's level 37. Maybe I just do some reserve. This is a lewa. I have an armored
I think it's an armored rig.
An RBBK.
Okay.
Reserve.
What do we have to do?
A lot.
A lot, a lot, a lot.
We have.
Kill scabs of the suppressed weapon find the unpowered exit
Locate the food storage
Revision reserve a fuel mat. Oh my god. There's so much shit
Save corridor. There's so much shit. Okay, let's do
We're going to focus on a little bit of time. Let's get a fuel matter, two markers, or actually
maybe I'll just bring a fuck ton of markers. Time flies. Just in case. It really does, man.
really does. How many do I need for a vision reserve? How many markers do I need for that?
Revision reserve.
I need five markers.
I need seven of these things total.
Or five, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
That's plenty.
Let me check.
Do I have more gunsmiths to do as well?
Gunsmiths, six.
Let's do gunsmith because that gets time dated.
Let's knock these out.
Smith six it also helped me level up towards level 35
You bet AKM Johnson
Phone is yelling me sorry I left an alarm on
AKM I
Probably like four more alarms that are about to go off
I'm that's the type of person I am I set literally 15 alarms like two minutes spaced out from each other and then they just go off endlessly and I don't think a single one of them ever works.
It works.
Romeo 7.
Saw Grip.
I've read 46.
Mag.
And the we a km
All more stock
That is certainly a weapon right there mechanic
What do I do wrong?
I would need a, wait, what, a P1?
Still my longest relationship ever, you will.
Congratulations to us.
Congratulations to us
On Smith part seven
On Smith seven and info I
Had I don't know if I even have a 60 round or like they get one
M foe it's expensive out and I bite off the flea
I did have one, 10.3 inch barrel, this is 10.3 inch barrel, Mark 12 gas block, an OESL
guard. Daniel Defense grip. Warcom for SF3P. The mini monster. ES150. I don't know if it
matters of the black one or not and a Omeo 7. That's it. That's it.
8, the full, Senate, 74, AKS 74N, AKS 74N, I need a 3,
3, 3, RK3, E30, RTTK1, AK12 MAG, plus 2KIS,
That's zero.
33.
Watch my money get evaporated.
3. Yes, the presser has a point.
Okay.
Amen.
Okay.
Three.
One.
15.
S2P.
That thing.
Okay, six.
And at any point, surely I could just buy that.
Why isn't this working, is PB19, and what did I do wrong?
Does it have to be on the high spacer? Does that actually matter? That might actually matter.
No, oh wait, it didn't go on that, it didn't put on that spacer, but it's not, it's not
actually building it.
There we go, it has to be in the high spacer.
If I had two 5,000 fucking Terminator.
25,000, old, ours bipod.
I forced 34 millimeter rings, attacker, a hybrid.
I need a bag.
17. He's paid me Lord. Thank you, Duke. Thank you, Duke. And G 17 at
The above average size stick on falling skies should I hand over the case or keep it?
Uh, it depends on what you want to do.
So spoilers. If you go to Mr. Sower at Mr. M R S O U E R dot com.
There's a regression tree of the whole story.
story you can see exactly what happens if you do what so that will spoil shit but
it'll tell you everything you can make an informed decision yourself
really depends on the ending that you're trying to go for though
It's M-R-S-O-U-E-R.com, I believe, I'll just post the link here.
This is the, that's the progression tree for the quest line, the story quest line.
decision tree, we should say. Alrighty, now we're good. We got a bunch of XP from that.
That was good. Let's go to reserve and do reserve shit. Let's do reserve shit.
What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?
A liquor cabinet.
Yeah.
Who's this Christ?
What's AT&T?
I'm gonna grab my food.
Uh-uh.
you
Winky winky eggs and bakey
It's egg and beef, scrambled eggs and beef bacon.
I'm gonna be faking.
It's cold. I want to get frostbite, man. You don't want to get frostbite. Beef bacon
jerky and now it's beef bacon like cured like cured beef beef I don't even know
kind of the beef what part of the beef it is it's the same way they make bacon
but with beef
It's probably beef belly. Yeah, that would make sense. Not cartons, not the
cartons. I don't think they use the cartons.
Oh, bacon, baconized beef
curtains would be kind of weird.
Bum bum bum bum, hmmm, all right we're here to go under, go under, I don't need to give
I think we're off of that.
Were you dead down here?
I think we need 10 total.
I have this, I have this quest to like run down here, there we go, observe, revision,
save corridor, backdoor, fuel matter, okay so now we need to go to the tank up here.
We have much to do, guys. Much, much, much to do.
We tried a big glue hard out here. Probably too much work, though.
And this is actually pretty good weather for this because I have to run around in the open
and hopefully people aren't trying to snipe during this on account of them probably not
even being able to snipe in us.
That's tank right here.
I forgot which ones need to get marked, I'm going to need to get marked, clearly.
This is like some new fog they added it's that actually looks pretty fucking good in my opinion. Oh
Shit I have to do our way. No
It is there a tank and RBS T and bring our BST
We'll be coming back to this map many times.
We have to go locate the underground bunker.
I
Buy scopes on the flea market yet, there's a little 35
40
I remember I said alarms are going off, I think we're part one, we have to get the...thing.
You guys hear that?
of
I think that's it.
Hey, Don.
Player back there.
What's up Tony? How's the prestige going?
Honestly could have killed that guy. He didn't even shoot at me.
Doing well.
That was a bad peek, my friend. That was way too slow.
That was far too slow of a peak.
We got this done.
I have to go to the rest of these tanks.
Well, maybe I just extract now, yeah let's extract this, we'll have to go back over there.
Let's get out and then we'll redo this.
I need to bring RBS-T anyway.
Santa, you were sending me for a spookin!
What do you got? What do you got?
The fog got worse. 100% yesterday I started noticing this fog. They probably did it as
part of the update last night. There's like this heavy heavy fog now. I think it looks
good to be honest.
This lighting and this fog this looks really good.
Oh, I get it. I think it looks great.
I think Russia looks like a winter is what I think Russia looks like always always Russia
looks like this.
We made good progress. I'll have to go back into the bunker too. We will have to go back
into the bunker.
I think my game is broken, up to four, up to five, up to four.
This is a new album.
Who's new album?
Yeah.
I'm going to go back to the first one.
Monday's part two mark the stashes
you
I'm sorry.
Almost three years. Hope
the air. Thank you, bro. 77.
They're pretty good and so far. Easy
rating. We'll see how it stays.
I
Just got a mark more shit. I need a R or B ST key
I guess I could get the medical journals. Wow over here
these history talk
Or BS and PR because
May as well knock these out while we're here went in Rome
Let's do it.
Do, do, do, do, do.
Hmm.
Ah.
Long name exclamation mark song.
It's white noise by Dreamwake.
I peed APTS for Lonely's part two.
Oh, I should have, but it's too late now. You're right. That would have been smart.
Help me. Roby Wooby-Banobie. You're my only hope.
Okay.
Let's go.
Hang out.
And how
And do user fast we'll say
This bar being here doesn't mean that it's 50% done.
This is like, there's stage, it's like stages, like step one, two, three, four, five, it's
not like percent, it's stages and I think it's, it's not arbitrary, you'll see, it says
awaiting server start, once this changes it'll go to the next bar.
see how it goes. Usually the estimated time is somewhat accurate.
It's fairly accurate, usually within like 15 seconds to be honest.
Around there.
I'll be before I come, certainly performing maintenance.
Key the bank that's near Kaban the tar bank key who would have thunk it
The bank of Tarkov tar bank
It's your new players quit while
you still have your sanity.
Planning to open a daycare.
Quit while you still have.
Looking for potential business partners.
Hmm.
Oh.
That sounds like a solid plan.
Shall we perhaps.
Commit fraud.
Yes.
That's
Don't follow
Well, I'm a deja vu seems fun
He's a boo
of
scabs down here
of
that's on the toe
Explosions up here.
I thought that was the guy shooting me.
that might have been Hogwarts that that might have been Hogwarts
I'm thinking we just took a little trip to Hogwarts
yeah yep
oh yeah we're in Hogwarts
Yep. Probably. Maybe. Maybe not. I don't actually know.
Oh
Parades are going well homie
Um they they were
They were
Was a good red
Was an amazing red
I feel like it's always on that map.
I don't know why they love reserves so much lately.
Maybe the Markter rooms, yeah, maybe, could be.
Why do you spend money with Ski out?
What other traders do I have?
I have a much more BTFO.
Okay.
Well maybe I won't walk into fucking Qui-Gon Jinn again last raid, but I don't want to
lose the scope.
I'm not fucking Qui-Gon Jinn using the force.
Scope Budo or razor easily
Easily Budo or razor why god jinn's out long that's right
The force why god jinn's out long with the force dot exe
Use the force use the force
I think it used to be a good map.
I think it used to be better before they did the whole underground part of the map.
could be improved. But really what it needs, it needs an expanded underground section that connects
towards the train tracks and the other buildings. There needs to be an underground way where you
don't have to run topside across open areas of like buildings for that. That's like the main
issue with it the whole like helicopter side you can move underground and stuff
the rest of the map you can't and I feel like you should be able to
mmm I think that would help it out a lot
What style was the concept of having an alternative route if they're going to leave the underground
stuff?
I
Wore the people wands I'm trying man. He's got that guy last ray of his Hitachi magic wand
It was shit man, he was doing all types of wizardry with that thing
Mm-hmm
These words
Well, there's one place to swan
I'm just a worst map other have you ever seen almighty lighthouse have you never seen the
The almighty lighthouse?
Look at all my black and my crazy red out.
Relays the RBS to you we go
I like the hood of somebody in here guys left
I did kill is he mine those guys had there
What are you doing with a shotgun on this map, brother?
What is he doing with a shotgun on reserve?
of
the
much to do still much to do
are these shots that we're hearing?
of
death
of
death
of
I kill this guy from a window up here, I think I'll see him, he's like he's in, and then
Look at all these drill tanks.
Oh, what he's doing in there, but he's in there.
Not your creature.
Welcome.
Oh no.
Oh no no.
Oh that's just silly.
And
my folder.
This one, uh, that, got all the exits.
of
the
,
the gun on turning the bunker
,
that
, why didn't this
and that pop
I mean, I was going wrong, except maybe my hearing might go wrong.
My hearing could go very wrong.
That guy.
Back that way.
of
that's to go to the two
Get this door over here, I'm going to go back down,
But, alright, let's see what I'll do.
I need to go in here, but it must be done.
It must be done.
Down deep into the radicals, here we go.
What?
What ancient evil lies.
Russians dug too deep.
Surely nobody's looking at this door right?
Surely not once looking at the door?
Really now?
I'm not hard to believe.
Okay, I guess everyone's topside of this red.
That's pretty sweet.
Let me check for a vertex and shit down here.
And we'll get lucky you get a signal transmitter or text props
Or hops
And it's the 30th fucking how
I never find shit down here you guys always say you got locked down here I never do
body and discord just got killed by a guy who was prestige twice and escaped
Tarkov twice and is already back up to level 52. How in the interior decorator is that possible?
Because I mean you could be prestige. You could have been fourth prestige at the beginning of the life
What you mean
I could have you could have already done it
I mean you could be a level 55 twice
maybe I don't know actually I have no idea I'm sure you can do it
have you used five stack labyrinth for the XP
You could do it.
If you ran with a group and you guys knew what you were doing, you could definitely do that.
It would still be a fucked on a game play.
That's more of a...
Oh, what's the word for it?
It earns title rather than a...
What was that?
It must possess the qualities becoming of a varsity moderator.
I
Was a weird rate, but we all are done
I saw my
I checked the vertex spawn up there
Cuz I thought I heard like we heard a guy shooting up here
They want to stick around and find out
What he was up to?
all
the
and probably
the
those it's best to just wait did I not as best as forget about it okay oh I have to inspect
on the BMPs. Then inspect the BMPs. One by the scab extract.
You know as the f1 so small don't make fun of that one can't help it make fun of my f1's
all right we're just gonna go back for this oh i have to do fuel matter too
I
Not do this quest find the unpowered secret exit on reserve. Did I not do that? Oh
I have to extract through it
Yeah, why didn't I just leave through a stupid idiot?
Why didn't I just leave through it?
Good dumb.
Really dumb.
Really, really dumb.
So why do I have an extra marker?
I don't want to go back to.
It's not really.
There's not really like much to
it so far to be honest.
That proper is task.
Which one.
Which one?
Let me see.
You're account got hacked.
Good luck, man.
Good luck.
Oh, I gotta say, no place for renegades.
No place for renegades.
Yeah.
Might need to move on.
They couldn't even...
It couldn't even roll back streamers accounts. They got hit with an exploit. I
Want to get to too excited for your shit back
Oh
So or thank you very much, sir hog champ
people's accounts getting hacked, the shawker users getting smacked, the pompom users are
Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Bars.
And it's got bars and it's got the bars.
I'm going on.
I don't know what I played it I didn't think it was that great that it had cool masks yeah
that was it it had had cool masks that's the only thing
played it like years and years ago well when it came out a long time ago
I got I got killed by Dumbledore with his Hitachi magic wand the other way done the
reserve. JLo? Yeah, you don't like JLo? What the fuck is wrong with you? Is this a
Prano's worth watching today? 1000% yes. It's a must watch. It's not even worth
It's literally must watch.
And the first season is by far the worst one.
Don't judge it completely off of the first season.
Oh, you have to you have to go through the the first you know first season of the prounos
is the worst one by far and it's it's way different than all the rest of them.
You gotta you gotta get through season one.
It's not like it's bad or anything but it's just it's not nearly as good as the
elastic is so much better after here.
of
I don't want to think about 2026.
You saying that right now?
It creeps me out.
2026.
Can I mark this?
Can I mark it?
Oh, wait.
I don't need to mark it.
Yeah, the marker was for the fuel tank, I'm confused.
I confused myself, sorry.
I'll just say this quest is unreserved.
Down, down, down, down.
You make the descent.
That's it.
Descending to madness.
It's on the compass work.
I thought it did.
Doesn't work.
I thought that should work.
they turn on d2 for me
plus thirty six
shit man
seventy two
that's seventy two
about that
It's about that.
It's kind of such bad air, no.
I think it's a little bit worse.
This new rail would make it better.
It feels like it's almost worse.
It just says better.
oh probably because of the 60 yeah
One, I thought that guy was way further, two, I thought that guy would reload a little
bit faster.
I thought that guy was like up on the stairs, he was right around the fucking corner, yeah.
I thought that guy was way further than that.
That's sick.
I thought I had time for that.
I 100% thought there was time for that.
Audio medal. Thank you. Thank you.
I was just, oh well, that happens.
Uh, what do I need to do?
I still have to go back to, I still have to go back here, does not give me revision reserve,
Give the extract and mark the fourth BMP with a month which one is the fourth one
one. You have to mark that one in the corner. You have to think the corner of the wiki you
have to. Vision reserved. Yeah, you have to mark that one. I'll try to mark less red.
Oh, Reserve is testing my patience a little bit, and to when I could buy like, um,
I
See
My way back all that
Thank you, brother.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Okay, he came to real aid somewhere.
use this MDR
Hey Tony, hope you had a great Christmas
Fuck the ADF. Thank you sir, you as well
Flashlight.
Mady A1s, the Lord.
of
the
No, they're not.
That's not true.
What the f**k is this?
What the f**k?
Please come in.
Take a fence to that, could.
You should be offended.
No, Windows actually is ass.
It is, I agree.
So much bloated nonsense in it.
How much a random bloated nonsense that they put in Windows?
Every time I launch my computer, there's some new bullshit.
Every time.
Oh, you restarted your computer, auto-updated Windows, fucked up all your stuff, moved all
your files, undid all your settings, and we ate all your performance on your PC and
added 10 gigabytes of bloatware.
Hell yeah.
Hope you're happy with that
There's better than anything else on the market. I mean it's really the only thing on the market
What else is on the market?
Like benefits
I mean Apple, but you can't nobody makes shit for
I look I can't play video game on Apple
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Got a couple of scabs down here.
I was worried that might have been a glue haul for a second, sometimes they sit right
there and it's very hard to peek out of that doorway.
77,777.
Welcome back!
I'm off the count as a go.
Thanks Gonski!
I don't think that counts, I should have let him come down there.
I don't like this one over there.
and
best subway sandwich
I got it.
God, that might be a player scout already. It's just crazy. We're barely even into the road.
There's some waiting in it.
I'm desperate sure but man not my first pick Jersey Mike's is pretty good.
The most you might say of these feels like it's, you know, decent quality.
The way it's like, Lunchables.
of
where am I going to get half masks from none of these scabs have them and all these like
burry holiday masks
someone down there look smart
go away just yet
they turn on the fucking power yet
take my money
does d2 light up green if they turn on the power?
I don't know if it does.
I'm going to get the doors open.
So they just hit the power, then it doesn't.
They just hit the power switch and it doesn't turn green.
That's shit.
That's shit, that's shit, that's shit.
oh my goodness oh my goodness eclipse holy fucking shit dude thank you so much
bro you're out of control thank you so much man a hundred bomb is crazy thank
you
thank you so fucking much
of
the
now just let him pick a class to just do it
Just do like one at a time, eventually you'll learn how to stack them better and stuff
but just let me pick one and do one.
Oh my god.
And did you get overrun by it?
Not that us, you know?
Do one at a time.
Let's go.
There are some insane deals on daycare going on.
just like my wife doesn't need to stay at home
oh wow
this guy fucking thought
your mother fucking thought you were gonna creep on me like that
oh shit
holy shit he's fucking juiced
my god
he's absolutely juiced
Oh my god, he's absolutely juiced.
Jesus Christ.
A military gyro-techeometer we just found.
I did the class to have to go to D2.
I'm going to extract the Mundo at the D2.
Linux users are like the hipsters of the PC world.
I really don't know much about Linux except that it's got a Penguin and here on the
plans for nerds. Did you fucking just see him up there? That's a boon-two? Oh shit,
Oh shit, my bad. That's a boom too.
Where a boom too is the penguin?
Go get him.
Which one is the penguin?
all these campin' ass nerds, dude, some all these fucking rats, fuckin' rats everywhere,
infestation on this map.
Somebody's gonna call a Gatdam exterminator and take him out.
Crazy. I was crazy once.
I was crazy once.
I'm going to get it.
Jimmy Kepco.
Jimmy, Jimmy Kepco.
Do you have a- no, they should have a system where if you camp for more than...
Three minutes in the same spot you're you're fucking butt cheeks cramp up and you guys start screaming
And it reveals your location everyone
Oh shit I got a cramp!
Oh my god!
And then you know where he is and then you kill him
Aargh! I'm cramping!
I need my stamina.
Happy new year.
Weeeeeee!
You made it. Thank you, brother. Thank you, Harlinson.
Give me the sub.
So, let's see what treasures we can find here.
They're for rat droppings and they're stepped in a few on the way down.
All right, turds.
I need that.
nothing
nothing's wrong
nothing
Shadow is despicable.
What the fuck is that shadow?
We made it!
We made it, we made it, we made it!
It's a miracle!
It's a god damn miracle.
Hey, hey.
Let's see what we get after this quest.
Come on.
technologies. This is in fucking D2 again.
That is one awfully full jump box.
Oh yeah.
But I get away.
Wow, look at all that warm and jammal.
So that shit
Okay
Back we go I'm on the bathroom river back
you
We've got to start somewhere.
you
I have the cold one.
We just have one quest to do this raid.
Well, I guess we technically are if I spawned by I spawned by the trains
definitive thank you for the five gifted subs brother thank you thank you thank
you thank you very much
Let's go
Alright by do to
160 million builds for the foul
Can't just do the math on it
How many different slots there are on the gun
I mean, I guess you could
No, that makes sense because you have to think there's every single
There's every single stock then there's butt pads on the stock there's just probably that money builds. Yeah
And you thank you you think about lasers like you can put each different each laser
multiple lasers
Yeah, it's gonna be a fucking bajillion of them.
Think about how many, just stocks alone, how many different options are there, plus buttpads,
lasers, lights, optics, multiple optics you can probably even throw on.
The different rails on the laser.
This is RX.
What's up dog?
What up?
What'd it do?
I think it's a...
can you get the shit down here?
Nothing.
Never anything down here.
Never anything at all down here.
I mean I could get it eventually by accident by completing the quest but I will not be
like unlocking it on purpose. There's no reason to do that.
There's my...
...and the song.
This doesn't really matter. I can just go out the other extract.
Eat the juice.
Don't learn at a program in school.
I don't really fucking learn anything in school, to be honest.
At least nothing, nothing like practically useful.
You learn a whole bunch of knowledge, but no practical application of any of it.
That's like, you know, you understand like the concepts and the ideas, but you don't
actually really do anything with it.
I'm gonna shock out of beer in the college, all right, well, I don't think that's part
of the curriculum.
You might have learned that, but I think that was through your own studies that you
figure that one out. I highly doubt you had shotgunning beer 101 in a lecture hall.
How are the rates going?
Pretty good man.
Pretty good.
I'm doing reserve non-sense at the moment, I'm going to back here, reserve non-sense
I'm a tuna. I'm a tuna. I'm a tuna. Let's go. I'm a fish. That actually reminded me that
reminded me of something in the weirdest possible fucking way. Hold on. That that's
so fucking weird that they're just...
Yeah, that reminded me to text my ex-girlfriend, sorry.
I'm gonna shoot her a little text after that.
I love it. I love it. Alright.
Oh, guys, it's cause it's cause he said tuna and that's a fish and we went to an aquarium
one time. You guys gotta get your head out of the gutter, man. Get your head out of
it's because of the Aquarium! Aquarium, man!
You fucking kidding me. Dude, this fucking map. Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, that's how that goes.
Can I get a smooch for the 18? Thanks, yogurt.
All right, I hate this map. Maybe I do these quests later. This is driving me nuts.
maybe we do this later
I don't think these even really lead to anything
I'll leave from D2
I don't know, I was looting and shit
Actually, I don't know why.
I mean I guess we could just go back I suppose this map is just brutal right now with everything
The leading summoning today.
Cool, cool, pretty cool, pretty cool.
I kind of want to use a 45 vector after that, that thing with these headshots, that thing
might be crazy.
Mark, could you use a 9mm?
Maybe a 9mm will be even better.
My mask.
Maybe the 9mm will be even better.
My mask.
Show me line up.
I'm gonna do a little vector.
I regret no scope, but that just sounds kind of fun.
and
the many a lot of good ammo for the ship
is Lou Gher
I was just
just PST, no shot.
I would have had something else.
the
AP63 sucks, we don't want that.
AP63 is no good.
What's the velocity on this?
the
Good question. Streets has been pretty good. Streets is pretty good this way.
That's her. Not customs. I don't like customs this way. Customs has been real bad this way.
I wasn't a fan of that one.
So, I think talk of who I ought to be.
I'm refinancing after two and a half years.
You've got a good rate.
What am I refinancing?
The pizzeria mortgage.
We're getting a new mortgage on the building.
Tony's pizza
PSD and gave tapping should be great in this event
Uh with the vector it should be pretty good
You just gotta have me half the headshot people you have to have to have to have to have to do it
But that's kind of what you're aiming for anyway, right?
That's pretty much what we're going after with any gun
So we're just going to spray PST at the head and hope that one of them lands
For me like this
Calendar
Now what are you guys doing for New Year's you guys do shit for New Year's
We hit in the club or you just like doing house shit
Family stuff sitting here, but I'm doing
Working house shit drinking at home, but like drinking at home with peeps or just like home alone McCauley-Cauley type shit
the fucking bop of a song happy one year on the almost new year thank you respect
put some respect on it
the
I'm drinking at home watching love who's mark. Have you heard of him? No, who's that guy?
Lavandis Marcus, I don't know that is
Lavandis Marcus hmm, what an odd name
If I ever eaten turtle chips
No, I have eaten turtle before. I don't really know what a turtle chip is, but turtle soup
is actually quite delicious. Turtle soup is quite good. Unrelated to actual turtles. Oh,
He turtles brother. I've been to China twice. I've eaten all types of shit
Half of which I have no idea what it even was for they being anything over there
They're like, oh look at this sea creature throw it in a pot. Fuck it
Shit looks like it came from outer space act fried up
Put that shit on a stick and fry it
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I guess yeah, you just okay slam fucking vodka the whole time that you're wearing the night vision
Yeah, I'm just constantly ripping fifths of vodka
That's true I
Just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to night raid up in Tarkov with night vision
Be sure that's M&M like Derrick.
He said that right? That was on the Marshall Mathers LP, I believe.
I stumbled upon that crash that Anthony Joshua was in.
I somehow stumbled upon the video of it on the internet the other night.
Oh my god, I wish I didn't see that.
I wish I did not see the video of that.
That was fucking...
...arvel.
Oh my god, it's Glory! Maybe one of them chased me down here!
No, no, it's legit gruesome brutal.
He lived, like three other people died in the crash.
Two of his childhood friends died in the crash, it's very, very, very graphic, they were in Nigeria or something and the tire blew out and they hit a truck.
Maybe there's a lesson in this, he was sitting behind the driver and he lived.
I think him and the driver lived and the other two people died.
Crazy shit man, crazy it's so wild that he was literally just like, dude was on Netflix
the other night, made 90 million dollars, we're scab, and then a week later like something
and tragic happens.
One, one, one, one, one, I'm sugar!
No.
Can't take life for granted, dude.
Come on, scab! Get over here!
Come on, fuck with me!
I'm not the call duty guy that's different
Come on scab let's go
I'm good founder and founder infinity ward and greater call duty died in a bar crash the other week a couple days ago
in Sampela
Yeah, it was in like somewhere in California. He was like driving his Ferrari and
came out of a tunnel and lost control and crashed
I bait these scabs here.
Yes, come, come, come.
The main thing, this swipe that you need to know is that aiming down sights out of a sprint
is now far slower than it ever was.
You can't, when you sprint and aim in, you have to fully whiff your gun to come back
up before it starts aiming in.
So don't try to swim corners like you used to with like sprints and stuff.
It's way slower and you'll die like every time.
I'm trying to.
Not enough?
depends on what you mean by best is in like my favorite or like actual like the best to
gun. Maybe it would be an M60 though. Probably. Or a 93R. Why are they not pushing me down
There
No, I'm not pushing me
Fire loud guns below I don't think that's gonna aggro the boss
Usually, uh, little hard guards will just rush you.
of
the
of
the
Surely they heard that.
somebody fucking heard that
they're never coming down i guess
these motherfuckers
oh they're motive thank you for the five
oh here they come
Thank you, Motive. You're very, very much so.
One more.
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death
of
death
of
death
That was the strap.
Blue heart is a little bit in our way now.
We're going to have to go, we have to go to D2 and get the package.
We've got to go down into D2.
what
Big the package is actually pretty large pretty large
Oh
Oh, now they rush me.
Maybe I want to kill them or I'm going to loot them.
Oh
My god, he's got a facial
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death
of
death
of
death
of
the
death of
death
of
what the fuck is going on man what the fuck is going on
I gotta go to the bathroom.
I gots to use that restroom.
That caffeine's running straight through me.
Oh, scab, please don't do that.
It takes the around around the guard.
Damn, that's a goal, man.
This PVA right now it is.
I'm not getting the D2 package, but that's alright, we need this one to pass down.
Alright, I'll bear it back.
Give me a moment.
You
you
I got tired of that, so I subbed.
you
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh, God, no.
Sorry about that, guys.
Hey, no broken!
sleep still Brooklyn Taco Bell I may as well be talking about may as well man
I
Damn you said bcp's that's lame
Please have these bezels box your oh inspiration. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you
Thank you, Rob. I appreciate that brother
the
Yeah, oops pair pair.
And I'm not one quest now is a scare quest.
Scare quest done.
I see that some BP that's cool.
I didn't grab all of the 60 round mags off of those guys.
I wish I did.
Okay, we have to go grab the package.
I've been very lucky. I don't have any like back pain or anything from sitting so much
Not that I did have that shoulder pain, but that's been going away thankfully
Glad that one's been going
I've been using the same chair for the last six years.
It is quite nice.
Quite nice.
It's a great chair.
I love this thing.
Well, honestly, I'd like never want to have another chair.
I'm in no way inside.
I'm going to copy this truck.
Hey, Flux, thanks, brother.
Thank you.
Yeah, you can get, you don't have to pay full price
for like Herman Miller Arons.
A lot of them get sold used for like a few hundred bucks
from like offices and whatnot, and they're brand new.
There's like nothing on these shares that wears.
That's 1000% what I would do.
If you were buying a chair for like a few hundred bucks
that would 100% get a used Herman Miller Aron.
There's like mesh so there's no like there's no leather or anything that wears on them
It's not like you get you get like a used chair with leather and it's all cracked and like dude's ass print is in it
There's nothing like that. They're brand new
I've sat in this thing for, I've literally sat in this chair for probably 10,000 hours
and it's like brand new still.
It's pretty good.
Pretty good.
the
and
the
I guess it's got me fucking on my chair.
Let's go ahead.
But we could get raiders down here. We need raider kills.
have been the same the same price in the long run I don't know probably in a stash a stash
or a stash or a duffel bag that's pretty much always refine them
of
that's my player. This is awkward. This is awkward.
Fuck this guy go.
of
the
death
of
the
stupid idiot
that's a pest right now dude
that guy's a fucking pest
that was you
Get on.
Too easy.
I'm burning, I'm burning for you, mm-mm, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper,
people paper paper
mask is OP right now
that's lame, really lame that they added that in arena
and we added this event with frostbite and stuff that you have to go through but if you
play arena you just ignore the whole fucking thing like what the fuck is this a lame man
or just, or if you spend $30 you bypass the event.
Yeah, it's just, I hate that they're doing that now.
I really hate it.
It's such a fucking corn ball tactic.
It's honestly just corn ball shit that they're doing.
That's the best way to describe it.
It's just corn ball shit.
Maybe more pay to win the mask.
Uh, no.
No.
I mean that the head in years were kind of busted when they added them, but that
also didn't coincide with an event in the game.
You can't buy the mask on the flea market, right, to get a mask?
You can't get it on the market.
Yeah, it's just like that.
Really lame.
Like I said, it's cornball shit.
I don't know.
I really don't know a better word to describe it.
I'm here.
It's easy to level it doesn't matter if you level rough you literally you to get the mask
in the game that lets you wear helmets with the frostbite. You have to have arena and you
have to either play arena and level up the battle pass in it or you have to spend money
and buy the battle pass levels. You cannot, you cannot get the mask with only playing
escape from Tarkov. You have to play arena or spend money in arena. You have to. There's
you have to get it. There's
zero other way to get it. Unless
you kill a player wearing it.
That you could do.
If you buy a base edition, a standard edition of Escape from Tarkov, you went to Steam right now and bought Escape from Tarkov on Steam, you do not have Escape from Tarkov Arena without spending additional money.
It is not included in the game, it is a separate standalone game that has its own price associated with it.
That's why it's paid a win.
And there's literally no arguing that you cannot argue that that's just the facts. It's not opinion
You got it free no you didn't get it free you bought in addition of the game that included it in the purchase price
You spent more money on the game. You did not get it for free. You paid money for it
You spent money for it you bought unheard edition for $250 and you paid money and for arena as part of that price tag
You paid for it
This question is this or plus goods
It's a backdoor, some bullshit.
Whose fucking quest is this?
It's a mechanic.
That's what technology is.
I think we need to, which one is this?
It's surplus goods.
This is RBST, right?
This is good starko.
Turn around.
Let's go.
A lot of people got the game for free.
one got the game for free when you talk about it. Really? Never had that issue. I also don't
open it very often so I don't know.
Hello, GLS, and three.
Thanks, Arkeene.
Thank you.
Like I said arena is not free. There's no way to you could do all the mental gymnastics you want. It's not free. It's not free
It's not free
I
I mean by what most people would call it it's pay to win. I know most people don't think
it's a big deal I don't care but it's still this they shouldn't be doing it. And the
harsh reality is the harsh reality is gamers like pay to win people complain
about it but games do pay to win because it works because people like it they
like being able to spend money and bypass like make their life easier in a
game that's the harsh reality I know people hate on it online and you see
rage about it but deep down people like well not everyone obviously probably
not a lot of you guys because you're if you're watching twitch you are in a niche demographic
of gamer that probably is way more into video games than most people but like the average
person who plays games probably likes pay to win right and that's just that's just
the fact of life. It's just a fact of life. I mean, look, it wouldn't be so prevalent in
games if it didn't work, right? And people wouldn't do it if they wouldn't spend their
money on it if they didn't like it.
people don't have the time to grind well that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying a
lot of people like to pay the lid because like oh I don't want to I don't want to do
this I'm just throw money at it they go away
And then they design it in a way where the grind is very long and annoying, so that the
appeal of throwing money at it to solve the problem seems more alluring.
Right?
It's all by design in games.
That's like literally the point.
Okay, well, that's a mark.
that didn't really work
fuck happened to that guy
He was fighting, he had a bad run in with a Guhar guard.
He had a tough run in with that.
and
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death
of
death
Ha
Oh
I
I ran away, I ran away, my fucking pussy hurts.
My pussy hurts so much.
I ran away and I'm talking shit.
I'm not going to run out in the fucking open, we're going to dumbass.
You call me a bitch while you want some, I'm not an idiot.
Bless them three.
Streak in that pizza salami everywhere.
That's right.
I gotta go get my cat for a second, hold on guys, give me one moment.
What are you working on right now, brother?
and
the
house close
as close to the guy who fucking toy stock on the
couch and use freaking the fuck out
and this guy no yo basis thanks brother
Oh, what a dead shit down here.
Good God.
Bunga Bunga.
Arcos, thank you for the raid.
Welcome, guys.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
That command for 14 months.
Thank you, brother.
some damn food
me some damn food
fucker, i love that shit
precious
the S.T. is located in Moscow, right?
Well, hopefully they can back up generators long.
I was going on Moscow.
Moscow has no power.
Oh, I know they're in St. Petersburg.
Yeah, St. Petersburg on Moscow.
It's in the UK, you know, Battlestick Games as a company is like incorporated in the UK.
It's a UK company legally but they operate out of Russia.
they have a bullshit little office in the UK that's where the company is like the company
he is, but that's not where they operate out of.
Yeah, it's in the legal mumbo jumbo.
Technically, they are a European company, yes.
Legally speaking.
I
I just taxed it's not for them dodging taxes
I think it's for like the being able to distribute the product in other countries I would imagine
I don't think it's a tax thing
It could also be potentially be wait for them to like get money out of Russia
I mean it's the same thing while like if you have an LLC in the United States a lot of people
choose to incorporate their LLC in Delaware even though they don't live anywhere near
Delaware and they don't operate in a Delaware but a lot of people incorporate their company
in the state of Delaware the same shit it's not because of a tax thing it's just
because Delaware is really friendly to corporations and privacy and stuff like that.
of
the
Okay.
This sorry air mean. Is that like sir? Mr. Mr. Sir?
My boy's wife friend.
Uh, that's an interesting twist.
My boy's wife friend.
That mean you're dating your friend's wife?
That's a weird dynamic.
Yeah, something about Eskimos?
Something about us camos
relinquish the, maybe time to relinquish the, what you would call it, the chrysovector.
Is there any good way for me to get lower half masks besides just killing a bajillion
scabs until a couple of them finally swam with it.
There's no good way to right now, right?
I don't know, wouldn't crate sometimes.
Yeah, I believe that can happen.
I think we relinquished the vector. This thing is not very good with the velocity. In theory,
was good but it's hard to headshots on your bullets fly like Nerf darts
My phone is linging, yeah, it's Kermin.
Kermin's linging my phone, which I think I can actually answer now because I built the,
I built my thing.
Oh wait, why can't I buy regular search kits now, can I?
Nope, I can't.
So wonderful.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
What happened to the Flannels? Much love less than three.
We should change things, you know?
We should get a little change going.
Nothing wrong with a little change.
All righty, what quest do we have to do now?
Get half masks.
I have to do Tarkov Shooter.
Reference Psycho Sniper, Needle and the Haystack, Ambulance,
and DFib. I can craft the DFib, can I?
I get to cheat for free because
I'm on the key to payroll.
Yep, Nikita Buyanov, CEO of
Battlesake Games LLC pays me
millions of dollars a year to
play escape from Tarkov and
funnels me the best latest
undetectable Tarkov cheats so
that I can cheat in the game
How did you know how did you know how did you piece the pieces of the puzzle together
providing solid streams how did you untangle the enigma
Oh, do I buy the fucking stuff for the fucking day?
God damn it.
What the fuck?
All right.
For a trip.
I need this for my laboratory.
And this is for the laboratory.
Any 10 hoes now?
One hose, four, three hose.
Ten hose, boom, crafting, bada bing, bada boom, bada bang.
Wait, is this a security thing?
I need security tree, for security tree.
The illumination tree, illumination tree's going.
Maybe just let us any 10 more white orbs.
I need one more relay as well.
I got a relay from the trade.
I get a, um,
I need a 3BTG from the
okay, what are we doing now?
I
Want to do pest control drug trafficking lighthouse energy crisis lighthouse
revision lighthouse
Key to success on interchange maybe go to interchange
And I buy
of
the
What up gang? Gang gang?
I'm along with you. Oh, I have to, I have to use the lobe to have on that. Interesting.
Let's go get the clothing design books, I suppose.
I don't know about anything else on under changed.
Besides, I guess I have shooter board.
I guess we could work on shooter board.
Can I get um, the Miano like Catten?
I don't know, let's start shooting it more I suppose.
I'm down.
Nothing along with you.
I'm doing this by a bunch of it, but to bring a pistol, as we can save some of the ammo,
a little pistol now.
Have you tried the gun on the Christmas tree with the built-in suppressor?
Is it any good?
Oh, which one is that?
I don't know which one that is.
I'm going to look.
Oh, the ASVAL mod 4.
Yes, but it overheats very quickly.
It's the problem with it, but it is good.
Just overheats very quickly.
It is quite good. Amazing gun up close, close range only. Shaded everything else at close range.
Let's get these books, baby.
We are going.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know.
These are my mother's books.
Oh, man.
That's actually a fucking golden movie line.
It's so good.
They have W reference right there.
It's a good one.
It's a really good one.
My neck.
Rodney, thank you for the raid, man.
Thank you and Bishop. Thank you very, very much for the 777. Thank you, brother.
Thank you. Well, I, I don't really want you guys to finish the lyrics, but I suppose that
I suppose that we're doing it. I guess we're doing it. On that, my back.
I can't believe that was actually a song we live in a fucked up world guys we really do
I got to do it.
It's looks like your average kid.
I got to do Shooter Born in Heaven.
I got to do it.
So I came out over 20 years ago.
Wait, this album is 20 years old under the cork tree?
Fuck it is.
2005.
Oh my god, it really is. Holy fuck.
That's nuts. I don't like that. I don't like that.
You're gonna 20 years old this shit. It's like early 2000s as well.
This is probably older than Fallout, boy.
But you can access Sultra Med without power.
Like with the key? Put the key in and does it?
Sing it? I'll sing this. It's kind of hard to listen to a song without singing it. Wake me up!
What's this chick's name? Amy Lee? I don't know her name's Amy. Is Amy Lee?
Have a nice sense.
Emile.
It's Michelle Obama.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Michelle.
Let me see. Let me see.
He's still tour. That's a war
face. I do have a war face.
That's a war face.
Go. Go Power Rangers.
Oh, yeah, especially the red pat ranger
Red ranger
Up these AI generated ads but AI is the best dude AI is the future
No, the Red Power Ranger is the one where the actor who played the Red Power Ranger stabbed
his roommate with a sword and I think killed him.
Like he actually, he thought he was really the Red Ranger.
For real, yeah.
Something happened.
I think something happened like it was I don't even know the whole story long story short. He stabbed his roommate with a sword
May have been justified may have not I don't know all the details, but I know enough I
Got I got the important part out of it
Kind of badass I mean it is kind of badass if you defend your your wife who's a honor or the sword
I think it I think it low-key was justified. I think his roommate was doing something to him and he fucking
Hit him with the the Red Ranger solar
What's the the Godzilla looking robot that they formed the Red Rangers they all combined they're like motorcycles or something is it Megazord
Megazord.
Hey, he took the sword of Megazord and fucking defended himself.
It's Megazord for sure.
Gorlok the destroyer. No, that's something else.
I don't think Gorlok is related to Power Rangers.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't know where the fuck this guy went.
I have no idea what this guy is.
gotcha
BAM
gotcha
you never stood a chance
you didn't stand a fucking chance against me
got spotted
Engaging target.
God damn.
I got a really bad feeling about this let's go get the box
That's a go get the books guys books the books the books the books the books
I'm doing, I'm doing well. I'm doing quite well today.
You go upstairs.
Oh my god, I can't see.
Oh
I don't like the SRO in this gun it's so it's like hard to fucking see where the
site the the dot it's a microscopic little thing it's like a speck of dust
I think I'm going to put the fast fire on it.
I think a beggar?
I think so.
But twice.
of
Okay, I didn't think he knew I was there I
Don't think you know didn't they know I was there
Oh
We got one shooter born
I'll load out, please.
me out I was too overweight I need to just stop picking shit up and being
overweight it honestly just makes you die in this game now I'm like if you are
one ounce overweight, you die.
Check
I think I just deleted a lot of money doing that, but that's okay.
I've deleted money before.
Okay
28.8 can't be having that we're going no bag in this John
No bag
No bag what did I buy for 500 K of splint
500 K for contacts good Lord
good Lord
Mm-hmm
I just like zoned the fuck outside.
We need four shooter born kills on this map.
Or shoot a bow on this.
We'll get a little song.
Or shoot a bow on.
I
Know
And he met it now we're Skyrim today even escape I run what the fuck
,
the
sky room
the
heard anything bad about them one or the other so it should be good I'd say go go for it if you want
that's what I would say destiny thank you for the 13 months man
on a black Friday maybe I should have done some black Friday shopping I didn't
do any black Friday shopping I do any black Friday or cyber Monday I never
really even do any Christmas shopping
never shot the guns on my wall. No, never. Never. Never, ever. Never, ever, ever, ever,
I will that we will do
Oh, this scope is a bad idea or not.
my wife's boyfriend says hi and thanks for the content I'll have my son hello oh my god
I'm dead.
for him. Reparished. Imparished. Let X here. I don't got any of them let Xs here. Yep.
Thank you, Mr. Flop. Thank you, brother.
2545 ammo real quick.
Where are my frames?
So shit right now.
The fog isn't it?
one of the
death
of the scab
out of this fog it's killing all my frames.
Get ahead.
It's a goosey palace.
Enemies in the to goosey fortress.
I guess run the way out maybe.
I got 10 minutes to wait.
You guys got 10 minutes to wait, right?
You got time.
out of systems. Answer for what it is. This is Gucci Glock. Gucci Glock.
I took a lot of shots to the head holy fuck.
Dude I think it was sparking like really like the 4th of July.
Now he blew my cover with these guys.
What are they fucking doing in here?
They've been hanging out in here for a while.
Oh, they could have code extracted.
Could have coded, yeah.
Above me, though.
What's a scab low-key?
Maybe they were never actually in there to begin with.
Maybe they were upstairs.
Translucent PS4.
I miss the days of translucent electronics, translucent Game Boy, controllers, Nintendo
64's
The old max level 54
per day there's a set amount of Christmas there's a certain amount of drops per day
Nine hours to get them all. Oh, no, it's all preference woman
All entirely preference those and cons to low and pros and cons to high
Oh wait, I came here for the books.
I got the books.
My mother's books.
These are my mother's books.
Back 30's bad. I love the field of view and the zoom on it. Like the 4x zoom and the field of view
but the reticle is so dog shit but like I like this this sight picture is amazing.
You can see a lot and 4x zoom is like perfect you just
The reticle is really bad.
When you're zoomed in fully it's not that bad, but on 1x the reticle is horrible.
It's not like the worst on 1x.
Oh, it is probably the worst but it's usable.
I don't think I could pen that wood with this gun, or just missed.
I'm going to go top side and maybe I can kill them from up top.
They went into a rescue and if they leave, if they're still in there and they haven't
left I could catch him from up top by the hole in the ground.
that's a problem. I'm just going to give away my position.
of
the
and
uh... i don't think i'm gonna see him
let's try to link that body
Just to have an armor on him.
Let's just get these books.
Waste of time.
Number one.
How do you get my backpack?
I shouldn't have dropped it back here.
It is so good.
Yes, yeah, we did that.
We did that.
I need to have half masks though, found in the raid.
That's gonna be a big sticking point to get Punisher done
because normally it's super easy,
but for the Christmas event,
all the AI has like different holiday masks on instead
and they don't spawn with the half masks.
So that's going to take forever.
Forever and ever and ever.
Probably do have to do more duffel bags and I think a green.
green weapons crates can have them
something here happy new year chance and Timmy's
of
death
of
death
I'll get a railway, and then this red for a while.
We've been in here for a minute
This video is on interchange
Came has changed quite a bit over the years
If I were to tell you that interchange was once the PvP capital of Tarkov, would you believe me?
I still have to go and get the other book going down again at time.
My highest kill raid ever was on interchange.
I killed every single PMC on the map in one raid and it was back in the day it was 15
can spawn an interchange, I got 14 of them, so on this very map.
Hey, back in my day.
No capacitors, no capacitors, no.
Well, interchange lighting wasn't always that bad.
I feel like I remember when the map first came out it wasn't that bad and then they
fucked it at some point.
At some point it got really bad. I don't think it was always like that.
It's the book.
Let's go.
We need another relay.
We gotta find a relay somewhere.
That'd be too hard.
It affects how the zooms zooms.
Pops.
Probably die to the PMC but it could be.
Someone's out sliding.
That's a PMC, but it could be someone's outside
Let me shout outside we're gonna go
My zoom in the zoom is this was zoom zoom and I'm making the zoom zoom when I zoom the zoom
I said
Why the track suit no but
Back in the day. I was I was the first person to ever get the track suit. I
Was the first track suit haver ever
The world's first Adidas triple low ski tracksuit man
No cap on God
No cap on God for really?
I will.
Thank you.
I thought it was a hacker before you, no, I was literally the first to count that rob,
that thing.
Not even the cheaters did it.
Black thank you, Ryan thank you.
I need to flex.
I sometimes got to flex.
Sometimes you got to flex a little bit, man.
Now, maybe doing Shooterborn in Heaven in a fucking blizzard is a bad idea.
of
the
I love Toyota Don. I'm gonna get some sushi.
My heart speeds up and...
Sushi!
I'm kind of thinking salmon and yellowtail.
No, salmon and tuna.
Salmon and tuna.
Probably two salmon, one tuna.
I
Fried shrimp, but I want raw I want it fucking raw
What that rock doing
To in a salmon belly some Toro or else pretty good. I usually go just straight salmon
I don't know.
Ragman.
Let's back in hold on, but hold on tight.
The blood of war part three. Let's go do that.
do some blood, blood of war..
blood of war
We need food and drink as well as all of the destination hosts whoop.
I need to restart my game, but I'm not gonna get...
How often do you get recognized in public or do you even at all?
Um fairly often it also depends entirely where I'm at
Really depends like I've got at a grocery store. No like at a gym or like
No, a bowling alley or something. Yeah
Really depends my home goods not I'll get recognized in the home goods
my cash I'll try it see if it launches after this it keeps giving me throw me
errors I do a lot of bowling no I was just a random thing that I thought of
saying
I've actually never been to a Hooters.
I've never been to a Hooters.
How?
I don't know.
I've never been to a Twin Peaks either.
They're really twin peaks isn't it just like Applebee's, but like booty shorts
That's what all that stuff is instead of half off apps they get half off on the attire
of the
the
All right, and let's get it on to the woe any markers
Who the hoods are in the bathroom, I'll be right back
you
Just in time it would seem. Just in time, just in time, just in time.
Hmm.
All right, where are we?
Let me get my bearings, I don't know where I should have this place.
Or my scav bunker.
Which means to get to the first marker location.
Wait, this is actually such a shit spawn, because I have to go like a loop-de-loop.
Yeah, let's come, let's avoid this and come back, maybe.
Let's go this way.
I'm going to go this way, I'm going to go this way, I'm going to go this way, I'm
Well I'm in a rock thank you guys we're gonna go this way we'll get the ones
back there and then we'll come back down this way
Impression sleeve yeah kind of
I'm a little bit lost right now, I don't have to travel.
It will kill that guy.
He's trying to hunting trip, I think, might be able to shoot him in the back of that one.
uh...
a fan
this gun does count as a bolt action
yeah, this is a bolt action for shooter gun
A shooter born done there is probably.
Oh, you shit.
Oh, that's this guard.
That's a storm guard.
High, high, high, high, high, high.
E-I.
Oh, yeah.
Someone's in the warehouse shooting a full auto.
I think he is a hero shooting.
Suppressor full auto or something.
She could have been on the rock now I think about it.
First time in the U.S. right now, what's your favorite fast food restaurant?
I really like Panda Express.
I love how that's...
What do you want to do when you come to the U.S.?
All the fast food.
In and out, depending on where you are.
of
four and check plays goaded
or raising canes of the one by you
I'm sure Chad has their own opinions on these things as well, but they most would agree
that those are those are solid
donald's is fucking trash what
and my bottle also should fit close
Oh, we didn't end up finding these guys.
A sausage.
Oh.
Look at that fucking guy right there.
What are you doing in my house?
That's a fucking AK-12.
I could eat it when in my house.
That's one shooter born on woods.
He's planting a shit that I'm planting.
why didn't he ward here? I feel bad murder again now.
why did he ward here? I feel bad murder again now.
why didn't he ward here? I feel bad murder again now.
of
He saw me and he knew man, he knew, he knew, no mercy, I mean he should avoid.
expect me to be friendly I also let him plant this thing right just planting the
marker where I got to go and plant it we're gonna hit this one the first
It's like 90k. That's it.
Here's free money, but in your container, 90k.
It's all this.
We have two more.
Two more of these things to mark.
Two more.
Thank you very much for the five gifted subs man and glizzy thank you as well
Little more marker to go.
Did I kill him?
Oh, he had a blood splatter on his face and he was flying limp on the ground.
I think it's safe to say that I killed him.
Hey, Smurf, thank you so much, man.
Thank you very much for the subs, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Dredds, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, Dredds.
Happy holidays, too.
You're a soul, my man.
You as well.
I'm not as this way.
I might just shot or got shot out.
I think you should.
Or try to.
I ain't reading, I'm trying.
That's scabs.
None of these scabs have half masks.
What's that?
How the...
Respirators are expensive?
Yeah, because they're not spawning.
All the... it's the same thing with the half masks.
All the scabs have holiday...
like special holiday masks on,
and none of them spawn with respirators.
They're super rare.
Why? I'm still looking.
only have 2 out of 7 lower half masks and I need 2 respirators as well found in the raid
I can't find them.
I got those. I don't have the respirators and I'll have the masks.
All right, not a bad little raid
Took us a while, but you got two shooter one kills you got starmen we got our quest done
Take that
I will take that
They're gonna run the tack 30 scope now because it's like the only one you can buy
and
the
Actually we got two quests done and forgot I got the close-range bolt action
killed on. Very good. Very, very good.
It's 80 meters away with a bolt action.
All right, well, I guess we're just working on Shooterborn now, so where shall we go next
for Shooterborn?
I already has one ago up I had you about sick
I guess we could just literally run down the list chase. Thank you. I just have a gym
playlist. I don't have like a stream playlist that I use. I guess we'll just go to woods.
I don't have a link to a gym playlist.
It's just end of the shit, end of radios and what not.
I'm going to run the bathroom and grab my food guys, I'll be right back.
you
Okay, and we're back.
And we're back!
Bye bye, over here!
Over here!
Right, before I go, I'm just here for shootable, alright?
I'm just here for shootable.
Maybe we should go towards...
as you'd go towards the medical camp. Might be a good place to kill shit.
Easiest two major major evidence to get Kermin the fastest. That's a good
question I'll have to figure that out too. I would think the accidental witness
This one is probably really quick and each other one is really fast.
I think accidental witness was quist.
Labyrinth is quick if you can clear out labyrinth.
Do fires not very long are they, but you do have to go labs for that.
do have to go to the labs for that. I'm trying to think, isn't there another one? Definitely
not Bogatier. I have the world, oh no, I have the world one as long as fuck. Probably
labyrinth, blue fire, and accident on the Linus.
Anaclos.
Her... which... I don't remember the unheard quest line. Don't you have to craft
keys and stuff for that one?
probably do labyrinth honestly labyrinth is quick
I think I'm going to go back to my room and take a look at the room.
Nobody's here.
It'll be a real pain to do sure they're boring with this snow.
I don't know how I'm really going to find people.
Every map is a whiteout right now pretty much.
It was yesterday too for a while.
Yesterday I was doing setup and some of the fog that came in was atrocious.
way worse than this.
I can't even tell man, it's so foggy. I might have seen a guy way back there.
of
scab
I think I'm going to get a
gun.
Okay, kill this guy right there. Maybe he
loots it like an idiot.
I might keep running that
direction.
I don't think he loots it.
I don't think you do it too.
That guy might be up top.
He is up top.
I
the guy spots me he was there the whole fucking time man oh my god he was literally there the
whole time I just never saw him yep I can't do anything I went prone and I couldn't aim up high
enough either I could have sat there and shot him but I couldn't aim up
yep nah just fucked there
Oh good old shooter born man, good old shooter born.
and
the
thing
to be a hit man
while you're hitting on men
, one
I don't know where I came from, but I kind of see.
I kind of see.
Oh, thank you for the Bezos.
Thanks, thanks.
Sells this damn lever action is it this guy?
Who else says it sells the gun?
Puppy.
The Jager?
Yow.
No, it's down there, find.
I'm blind.
I'm up and done this time.
Hold on to months.
Oh, I thank you.
It's an MP7 mags.
I get 40 rounders.
Search, functional,
ear mods, magazines.
Earmods magazines
A lot of 30 oh wait I have mags
That's fine I remember to kick that thing in a full auto
know. And we're good. Except for this armor, this armor is fucked up. Let's go. More killing.
I need some of this food.
All right, there.
right there.
Yeah, I just caught a whiff of wasabi.
Oh,
that's a big old whiff of wasabi
if you are pooping in our and I am pooping in EU
are our ourselves connected through the Atlantic
um
I think so
Oh, dude, you know when you get sushi and the wasabi touches the sushi?
They like cram it in there.
Fucking nasty.
I mean, gross.
Wasabi is good. Well, this isn't even real wasabi. First of all, it's gross. It's fucking horse
radish. Yeah, the water of
horseradish. It's gross.
Like real wasabi is good.
Real wasabi isn't like that strong of a flavor.
It's spicy, not really, I mean it's got spice to it, but it's not like, it's not a super
like bold flavor I guess, yeah it's much more mild.
more mild. Real wasabi is like it's a root of a wasabi plant I think and they
grind it on a dried like shark skin like like a block and they rub it on that
it like comes out as a paste.
Similar to horseradish.
I guess when horseradish is gross.
I don't know
Take wasabi is like so it's so strong of a flavor
I don't even like the texture of it
Experiment with wasabi and sauces people mix it in their soy sauce. I
I don't like that though.
I don't like that.
Okay, let's not die to an AK-12 man in this red.
There's med-camp for kills, I think that's a good playoff of this one.
I think that's the move.
go towards a medical camp
Why are we generating 4.6 billion different AS valve builds?
For what reason are we doing this?
We went M4 next, I bet you an M4 is like 50 billion.
50 billion different possible builds for an M4 in this game.
Well, they're fighting over there, man.
Damn it.
of
Gotta cut off angles or something.
Assuming he's like on one of these rocks.
this guy just fucking knows
That we're gonna see a peak. It was going wide right if again go way wide right now
Yes
Just killed him I think I hit him I'm pretty sure that had shot him
3 on woods, yep, I killed them.
I think I only had 2 kills for woods, right?
I got em.
I got him.
I wonder how strong it's doing.
Alright.
Probably doing great actually.
It's probably throbbing it.
I did test drive part 2. Was that yesterday? I don't even remember. I think I did it yesterday. It was...
Oh, wait, man. It might have been yesterday.
Two days ago. Two days ago I did it.
It was rough.
I should grab that guy's, he should find his body and grab his MxOR ammo.
I don't have that much ammo for this thing.
It can't be that hard to find the reds right here.
He's locked.
I think I've locked ammo.
Man, I guess it doesn't really matter because people aren't wearing helmets, so do I really need any ammo?
I'm going to go ahead and strap this.
Try to sing Spear. Yeah. They're not my favorite. Not my favorite.
I hope this guy's not covering fire on...
Oh my god he's covering fire on... oh fuck.
We're safe. We're safe.
I wonder if he's stopping at medical camp.
I'm going to be better off doing this quest with a silenced multi-action, like a 308,
I got Silence DVL, just to be super quiet, because if I'm in the fog and quiet, people
might not spot me too easily we having a lot I mean the fire it's nice on this but you
You shoot this thing once and people immediately know where you're at.
Like the whole map knows.
Me or?
You all can't, boy.
I have just one, but you can have two.
Thanks, young.
That's far away.
Down in the sandman in Christian?
Is it so fucking hard to find people on this map right now?
of
the
up up up up up up up up
much love brother
shot, Vancouver 14 months
ah
Oh my that's not Sturman that's players. Someone's not here.
It sounded like a little closer than that camp like in the woods where I was
hiding from the BTR.
Let's stop the setting. Just kind of sound like gunshots.
They are mid-camp, there could have been where the guy drove the BTR.
the
brex on the great
may next year be even more success
much love from South Africa
excellent and thank you bro
yours is as well
Are they?
Avail yourself.
Man, where are these guys?
Outsider thank you for the raid. Welcome guys. I'll be a good treat. Thank you
Of course dude, I missed to of course, I
Don't understand
How do I not hear him up there?
Unless he was literally just sitting there.
Borax left armpit.
That's annoying.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
This quest, man.
This quest.
That is my mask and that and that.
I'm going to grab that TVL right there.
Oh, yeah.
And there's thank you and you're the five gifted
Thank you very very much
the
Oh, I can get the lightweight plates.
These lightweight level 4s.
Wow, it's so much lighter.
Holy shit.
there is so much fucking money there
and you have your own personal gym and purchased fake equipment for it
but don't lie to us, tell me, its your goon a cave
what? how'd you know? how'd you know?
two more kills on the SNOP
two more
Okay.
Hmm.
Tony, hope the holidays were great. Wanted to ask your opinion on 300 blackout.
Been thinking about getting one but all my friends say to stay away.
Expensive ammo.
And pretty pointless unless it's suppressed.
Otherwise, it's pretty cool, but expensive.
Expansion.
Zoli, thank you very much for the five gifted subs.
Thank you.
Big Papa.
Big Papa, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you.
sushi was pretty good already pretty good
I don't wish I had more.
to
.
I get nervous before I go live now get nervous before you go to work. Well, I guess maybe
sometimes that's what you're doing. But now
and
A progress bar.
I'm getting fast today, all nine are like five-ish minutes, that's pretty typical for me.
five ish minute using this game
Dark Jabu. Thank you very much for the subs, my man.
If anyone comes this way...
They might.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Jeff.
Oh, we got a movement down there.
Let's range for 100 meters.
What's up? On this way, come this way. Come, come, come.
War not.
I think he's going around.
Oh wait.
Scab.
The fucking scab.
God damn it.
OVish!
Thank you for 10 gifted subs, OVish.
Oh, man. Thank you. Thank you. Bloody as well.
No luck over there.
Well, maybe we'd get lucky and.
Like an 80 meter kill there.
I need 80 meter both action kills as well.
of
the
kids
It's so hard to find players on this map right now.
her jumping.
Mary Krimmiss, Mr. Mark.
Very premise
I'll be going the opposite direction
I just shot a DVL
I'm trying.
of
Someone else is shooting at them from the right.
There he is.
Where's this other guy at?
There are shots.
We've got to push up.
I just shoot towards me, right?
This guy's moving around like a freak, it's hard to hit him.
the
got him. nice. easy. that's got woods done. dbl was the fucking play dude. these guys had
no idea where I was shooting them from. let's go grab that other guy's dbl. and no clue
where they were gonna hit from. hard to see and they can't hear it at all. this is the
If I had a lever action there, that would have been way, way, way different.
Harder to hit, but they don't immediately know where to run to, and they don't know
where they're getting hit from.
I
Met like not okay the green Kermit the frog finger gun
It's easy to see but it's hard to see in the
Like the fog it's really foggy right now. So it's hard to spot players and they can't hear I'm shooting from
There's no fucking ammo.
There we go.
Oh, we have to go to one of the bridges.
Oh
to just ice skate uphill. No, I went on my magic carpet. Aladdin. I can't believe the
action. They still never fixed that in the game. That whole jumping sliding bug has
been in the game forever I guess it's just a it's just a feature now I'm never
gonna fix it oh I've died to that I've died to that many times I've died to it
many many times I'll try to jump up on something and it'll fucking you'll do
the cha cha slide for ten feet and the guy will just shoot you and you'll die.
I suck shot right here boom, game diggity.
That was mappoliiiing.
Open.
I think you're gone.
all righty we're good we got our last two shooter one on that we got whatever
the next map is we're gonna go to only one done
five shan thank you very much thank you I mean drops drops drops
is the drops
These are the drops
This guy's got that skyscraper on his ship
I did a bunch of reserve before I went to reserve snorline we do snorline
What are you going to do?
Snore on.
One.
What are you going to do?
How many do I have this time?
Two.
Three more.
Easy.
Easy, easy money.
One second.
I throw some eye drops in my face.
face, my eye drops, my eye holes.
No! No! Bad. Bad.
Bad noodle.
you
It's been a while. It's been a while.
Hi. Hey, thanks, Finda. Thanks,
Thank you guys.
Remember.
Amazing.
This is that.
This game give a, this game doesn't give a fuck about your GPU.
you know
not at all
uh-uh
doesn't give a fuck
in a while
not one singular fuck does it give
and memory only and even that it doesn't care about that shit seems to
disappear when I'm with you thank guys I gotta put something in my calendar
uh-huh
giga Chad giga sub too
uh
Just make it go away, you got a ooooh spawn.
Someone could be on that little oof, this one's bad.
I mean it actually, you might run into people quickly so maybe it's not all that
bad.
I just have a sniper.
This game doesn't care about anyone or anything.
Yeah, I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm running into someone really quickly.
I have a sniper.
There we go.
Easy.
No, this game doesn't give a fuck about that guy.
Really not.
This is Russia.
Uh,
I mean, looking kind of thick.
Kind of thick like that.
A little spicy right there.
I never pushed a button on the shifter and automatic car to get into driving where there
are some man handles in the gear.
Wait, like you have the little button on the handle and you push the button down and
Unlocks the shifters you could put it into like drive or reverse or park
But how do you even what is she the fucking Hulk, what does she tremble over breakfast?
How is she moving that thing?
She looked like Ronnie Coleman mighty gents holy shit
How do you even move the thing?
I guess we need two more Celts. Just two more.
I
Know Mr. Claus
Wow!
What on black? You bashing moth!
Nasty of the nabin.
You later.
You later, see you later.
It's meyo.
Delicious jar of mayonnaise. It's for dinner. I just had some sushi.
A bit of sushi. What's after that?
Probably some beef and rice or something. Some bullshit.
Yamakaze! Thank you so much for the five gifted.
Thank you very much, sir.
Just swing around back here.
Yeah, that's an option. It's not really the option I want to resort to doing, but it is
is an option. Probably run to somebody back here.
They get big eater, MagRZ, thank you.
I can read right now.
Oh, sure. Thank you for the sub.
Yo.
I'm not looking to fucking... a bushel or a guy.
for the 5,000 bits.
My God, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Trust me, I'm trying to get kills right now.
I've got to find people today.
I
Was this key never ear
I
I hate saps.
my free so
They go where did they go
Okay.
They definitely know.
They hear me.
I think.
They hear me.
I think.
of
count O.
of
I'm going to put that here.
One hundred percent here, right?
of
the
death of
death
of
I think it's a separate guy or the one guy stood behind.
Oh, it's a scuffed.
Get out of here.
Oh, maybe it's not that scuffed because he's dead.
I don't know where I was getting shot from, maybe I should just leave.
Get out we heal just reset it
I would shut um fuck I don't have a cord
Let's take the car
Oh let's take a big electric taken
No I mean not the cord I don't know an armored regular
I could just drop my armor, I guess, but I don't really want to drop my armor.
I don't want to drop it.
the other guy he's not losing a body there's no shop
I've seen that they exist yes
that I have seen.
Fine guys, don't worry about it.
We're good.
That dude's gonna be sitting there on his, like, just sitting in there
not doing shit about his friend's body for the next 20 minutes.
We'll come back, we'll do another, um, we'll just get more close to somewhere else.
It's getting dark in here.
Oh my, it's getting dark in here.
Not a bad raid, we got two shooter warrens, not horrible, pretty good it asked me.
All right, great success.
success.
Good.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
That's been a while.
Potato!
Okay, let me out of here, let me out of here.
I am so expensive.
And then I need water.
I'm going to grab a backup gun, a little backup.
OK.
Rub on these guys.
Maybe overweight.
Still overweight.
You're pretty happy with this one kilo each a lot customs just lose the bag I kind of
should have a bag that way that I can that way I can actually make some money
because I am starting to spend a lot doing these doing these quests
because I'm kind of I had like 30 something millen helmet between the
hideout and like buying quest items and stuff. It's just spend a lot of your money.
I ran through quite a bit of money.
A lot of it was the hideout though. You start you start doing your hideout upgrades and then
It's like a few male each every time, more or less.
and
I
Fixed it my shit
Wow level 31
You know, I got my green glasses my green jacket my green gun my green hat
Look fucking sick. I
Look fucking sick
green armor. No, it's too much
green. That's too much green. If
we do that. I think we have just
the right amount of green. Just
the perfect amount, a little
of green just to write him out
Uh
Man to never so much more
I was uh, I was so early. Oh my god
I've been tired from the minute I woke up from the minute I woke up I've I've been tired
since drop started which is fuck when do they start this round of drops by a week over
week ago thanks butter thank you brother 22nd it's been nine days almost nine days
Oh, what a shit spawn.
What a shit ass spawn.
of
I'm just shot across, just wait for a little bit and make sure it isn't pushed back this
I think we're good.
We're good.
I'm getting some gents six blocks. No. No.
I have a bit of policy.
Each series like Panky, when it's good it's great.
When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
What do I always say?
I don't know if I call it Panky, but that's what I always say about it.
very
very, very
quiet raid. What's your favorite piece in your entire collection?
M16. And an AR-15.
Well, that was just an AR, just like a shitty AR.
First ever. First ever.
He's moving.
I want to be the one of rats.
Can't let anyone else rat. I still have it.
Nope.
What's up, dude?
What's up, man?
I'm afraid it's Wacko.
Wacko.
to remember sales events
They're having a really nice kill I go
I'm sure they're going to end the face or possibly just the top of that.
good ammo on this problem it's just JSP okay I would face shot him
they got three or four man
I can't see what I'm through here.
we've been a good angle
all right what to do about this
I think he's on the metal staircase again. I might I'm gonna try that window peek again. He might be right there
He's not hurt him on metal, though.
I really just have to wait for these guys out.
Is that happening?
They don't know where I'm at.
I'm not chasing them down. There's three of them in that building and I have a bolt action and an MP7 with dog shit ass ammo.
No way, that mess, oh my god, he moved through the last second, the angle worked.
Fuck.
Happy new year bro.
No way man.
He moved at the last fucking second. I didn't get him I don't think.
Wait I have one. Wait I have one kill. Did I have one before? I had one before.
I can't believe I fucked that up.
I actually have no idea where I'm at.
I guess I should just keep holding that angle.
You guys, get the sashimi!
I definitely should have I could have killed that guy.
That doesn't kill him!
I just shot him in the fucking head.
And there was blood.
He just ate an M80.
He's going to play and fucking whack them all.
Come on.
I have no arms down.
I can't believe I got bouncing there, matey.
He's still there.
This is arm, I can't see his head.
I'm gonna just right up.
What are these guys doing?
What in the fuck are they doing?
I don't know if they left or not.
There's no way they left, actually.
They're just sitting.
I needed that kill.
Good as someone Adam
We're good, we're good
I got energy
of
the
of the
I'm not sure what's going on.
Oh, interruption.
Two of these guys have never played the game before.
option. There's two of these guys that have never played the game before that.
What is this guy saying? Did he just say my name? Did you just say my name?
I think he said my name.
Did he say, I thought I heard him say stream and then he said my name.
I think he knows you.
I
I thought I heard the word stream and landmark.
You're gonna get a grenade!
I'm pretty sure he knows it's me.
Maybe I killed that one guy with the MP7,
the first round that I shot.
I might have killed him and that's how he knows
and then another guy came up and he was,
that guy thought he was talking to him
and then I killed that guy.
I think he knows.
Thank you, thank you, see you later.
a little bit of hydration and shit.
No, there's no waves right there.
Oh my God, dude.
What are the fucking timing on this shit?
I was timing.
shown that he said he's with people that have never played the game so
Just leave him.
Half mask?
The half mask?
I didn't even know this.
Fifty-seven wow.
Five.
Luffy, thank you very much. I'm just gonna do one more peek.
I don't want to go in and die.
I don't have a lot of scopes.
I would like to keep these razor scopes as long as I can for shooter warm.
You know those guys are just going to be hunkered in a corner, so I'm going to have
to swing them.
Shadow.
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Are they camping in there?
I think it's a very new group of players and they're terrified and they don't really
know what's going on.
I'm pretty sure that guy said my name at one point.
So I don't think that we're going to be seeing these guys do anything except sitting there.
I
Need mr. Billy thank you for the 10 gifted subs
You bear much better
You I tried looking to buy scopes on the rings. I think you're still have to be high enough level to buy the scope
I don't know. I wasn't able to do it
Everything was just grayed out
I'm not sure.
Oh, my head.
You've been in this room forever, holy shit.
Oh, la molla.
Down in the fucking weeds there can be deep in the shit
Safe
Nice safe
Dah can be deep in shit
Hmm, hmm.
Well, I'm assuming a lot of the raid is done already.
Assuming.
Comparing to the maps in the second monor after a while.
Of course.
Absolutely. They're not as big as they seem initially. They're just very, like, dense
snaps in this game.
Charles here.
I'm going to go to bed now, and I'm going to go to bed now, and I'm going to go to
I don't know what's happening.
My dude's been following since 2023 and then came back almost in 2026 just to type that
only message ever type
rather get a life for real
get a life
those guys are still throwing aids in there that's the same thing I just heard an
dog shoot
hang on dude up
Ignorance of some people? I don't even think it's ignorant. I think they just have nothing
better to do. They're just like, how can I get attention? How can I get the attention
that mommy and daddy never gave me? I know. I'll type something stupid on the internet.
I don't get people to pay attention to me.
They'll just say anything.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go. Let's go. Make some clips.
No, we got one shooter born kill. That's cool. That's pretty chill. Pickle pie, thank you.
Spear any good if you have the best ammo for it. Yeah, but you probably won't have the
best time of work. So good luck.
Now I only killed one guy, right? The first guy ate a headshot.
Yamakaze! Thank you for the 20 gift and I actually forgot that we were even doing that.
Thank you so much, man. Thank you very very much. It is a huge amount of subserv. Thank you. Thank you, Mr.
Cheez-O's low
Thank you
I got some sub task popped up for Psycho Sniper.
Oh, let me have five PMC's that dying is involved action, that would just send me on Facebook to cover the shipping to the prize I won.
Oh, um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just hang tight, hang tight, hang tight.
So, get our last shoreline kill, we got one more I believe, I got checked though.
you
Okay, what have we got here?
What protein do you take?
The gold standard chocolate whey.
That's just what I've always used.
That's what I've always had.
and
you
And we're back.
Oh, I take Cranteen P.L.
Mm-hmm.
A lot of good
date out there on it, I would say.
I wanna miss Azimau.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you very much, Azie.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
of Amy down sights with that stupid ass sight.
That helped me out a lot, at least up close.
I just started using a laser
and I was just head firing it at people.
It's head fire at the head.
That sight is so dog shit, you can't use it up close.
Help for me.
Start again, a lot more kills than I was head firing it.
We are delayed! Our raid has been delayed. They may test drive too worse because I think
they actually thought they were improving it. I think they thought, hey, you know, this
This is going to make Test Drive 2 better.
We'll let them use this MP5.
Battle, battle work.
Is MP5?
Yeah, that'll, oh, this is good.
People are going to love this one.
They'll be so happy we changed it.
It's actually so much worse.
Like the Test Drive quest line is worse
than it ever was now, in my opinion.
I would rather do AK-12 kills on Lighthouse.
That mp5 sd is fucking torture and
Well, yes, it's the optic with it
But the you have to think too we're all doing it right now people aren't wearing helmets and it's still this bad
Imagine when people are wearing helmets
What a shot brother brother what a shot what a shot
oh my that's a lost kill for this map
just like that guys that was like the broad shooting a three-pointer
There's a guy here, go back. There's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy,
there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy, fall back. Oh my god, my legs!
As a mo! Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you very much, you've got a boyfriend.
he's got a little boyfriend
incoming ready to post about spawns
oh my god there's no way i fucking missed that oh my god there's no way i missed that oh well we're done
I should have shot earlier than that. I was waiting for the perfect shot. Never get the
perfect shot. I saw a 25. 92 hours.
I should have just shot him with the MP7 I would have killed him.
They know the Karmit Karmit, switching to your secondary is faster than reloading.
true probably better to kill people with two when your secondary isn't a vault
action
and
some of
unbanned after six months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm sure we're gonna be
bigger.
We finish out two.
Make scabs of the bolt action
21 to five and customs.
Good to be back. Good to have
you back. It's your remember
that I have a I used to be a
warrior like you until I took
a bullet to the knee. It's
What was it Billy Billy dude thank you so much man thank you for another 10 gifted subs Billy
thank you very much thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you next time
actually use this fucking gun.
Oh my god, Rosh!
Rosh, thank you for the 10 gifted subs as well. Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.
God, guys, thank you.
Thank you so much, Rosh.
We need to use trash.
Okay.
Oh
My goodness oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
There was something I needed to sell it. I don't know what it is. I need a thing here
My cord was my cord
It's Q Rockin.
Ah, what bet, thank you for the Parame cop, thank you for the sub coffee, thank you for
the five months and rush.
Big 20 gifted, thank you so much dear, holy shit.
Thank you.
Thank you very, very, very much.
How did you rank up your LMGs for Batya?
Uh, just run in.
I just used an RPK.
Oh wait, this is actually important.
I just ran an RPK.
Hello, I'm HHS Deputy Secretary Jim O'Neill.
I'm here with Assistant Secretary Alex Adams.
Alex oversees the administration for children and families.
Journalists have made shocking incredible allegations of extensive fraud in Minnesota's
child programs.
He does kind of look like a lizard.
He has allowed scammers and fake daycares to siphon millions of taxpayer dollars over
the past decade.
My office ACF provides Minnesota $185 million in change.
That guy's voice does not match his face.
I'm going to just say that right now.
The voice does not match the face.
That money should be helping 19,000 American children, including toddlers and end-takers.
$80 stolen by fraudsters is stolen from those children.
Yesterday I spoke directly with the director of the Minnesota Child Care Services Office.
She could not tell me with confidence whether those allegations of fraud are isolated or whether there's fraud stretching statewide.
Today we've taken three direct actions against the blatant fraud that seems to be rampant in Minnesota.
First, I've activated our Defend the Spend system for all ACF child care payments across America.
We're starting today. We require
a for photo evidence before we
make a payment. I've just
signed. This is real. This is
a demand letter to Governor
Walls. That's kind of a whole
360 review of these centers.
What's ACF? It includes
attendance records, licenses,
complaints, investigations
and inspections. And third,
we've launched a dedicated
fraud reporting hotline and
email address at childcare.gov.
the
They're cutting down on the fraud
What's ACF I don't know that stands for
ACG ACF
Administration for children and families
Okay
Alien child federation I mean
We're not at that stage of development yet
We're not at that stage yet
They're far away from me to home.
Angry clam fuckers.
I don't know who's doing that, but they need to stop.
Whoever's doing that needs to stop.
Hey Tony, I love you keep up the great content less than three.
Oh, thank you, girls.
Thank you, thank you.
Mmm, mm-mm-mm.
Uh, how stupid is it to go up in this tower?
I'm not gonna do it, it's so fucking stupid,
but I'm not gonna do it anyway.
I am an idiot.
No body over there.
Scanning.
Scanning, little body.
Gav.
There's really nobody in this corner of the map, huh?
I
Was that
Gotta be a scav
of
They're on the left, they are on the left.
Like a P90 or something.
Don't see that every day.
and
of
He's on here.
Just heard something.
Look that I hear, there's snow running, two steps, like over this way, at all.
I need to get to the building across the street.
I'm going to do that.
I think we need to cross the street to get a better view over on the left.
Oh, is that him running right there?
Yep, I missed him.
He might be able to get a quick shot.
Oh my God, he went left, are you kidding me?
That's how you do that.
Left, come on.
Just hand them.
It's fucking head.
The bullet just went over his fucking head.
Oh my god.
I have a Gimp mask on, yep, yes she does, a Gimp, BSG Cuck mask, oh BSG Cuck mask.
Oh, that's a scam.
I'm not sure.
Oh, there's a scab right in front of us.
I
of
Hey man, I tune in almost every day. I don't really interact. I just watch. I love what
you do. Thank you. Just watching is fine. As long as it's a Twitch stream. Sometimes
just watching ain't what you want to do
oh shit that guy was blasting I don't even know what I was blasting at though
This is everybody.
I'm looking for people to kill with my bolt action.
Oh, buddy.
There's a nobody.
I hate these quests. I hate like PMC hunting quests.
Like whenever I do them, there's just no PMCs.
Let me check mark the room.
I
Spawn of Thor thank you very much for the 10 gifted. Thank you Thor
Appreciate that
I'm gonna assume this guy killed Glamar or some reason.
for some reason.
Alright, this guy's gonna leave all this shit.
Thank you very much, Dan.
What up there, huh, the hounds are blood up there.
Oh, the ground, okay, just everyone left or died, everyone died like you, I'm, what
the hell's going on over there this fucking a a 12's on the ground dead
bodies blood on the ceiling some crazy stuff went down over there
the
KZ bring out the gym bring him out. He's sleeping though
He's sleeping 37,000 rubles
rules.
Okay, we are going to get down, I'm going to go to Customs again, Reserve is a bit
of a snoozer. Try and get more done on this mount. I kind of need three on Customs, three
What do I need to do? I need to get the sniper level skill.
I already got the five kills. I literally did by accident too. I didn't even realize that I was working on it. I just got the five of that dying.
It was pretty easy.
I do sniper levels first or resets any time you die wait what it resets the five kills
without dying if you don't have level seven sniper
Why the fuck would it do that?
I need 10?
Are you serious?
That's stupid.
Who the fuck designed that?
Oh it says get level 10 sniper skill
and then a separate thing says
PMC's with bolt actions without dying. It doesn't say get 10 sniper level and set
five kills without dying.
Or level seven or whatever that all is.
That's dumb.
I'm gonna check that's really stupid though. I don't know why you were designed it that way
I didn't pay for mentor now I didn't
I
Was just meant to like five mil
It's 10 mil.
I don't want to spend 10 mil on that.
It's not worth 10 mil.
How's that worth 10 mil?
I'm not spending 10 mil on that.
I only have like 20 mil now.
I should actually do that.
This one is 10, that's so fucking stupid.
It just says eliminate without dying.
This should be its own separate thing.
That quest doesn't make sense.
That's not how English works in the game.
That's not how English works.
We'll do a job factory probably just go in there like an AXMC and one tap people.
Holy shit, I can't see anything.
I see that guy, though.
I think that was a scab.
Yeah, that was a scab.
I'm going to do it again.
What was I scab?
So,
What are the chances of me actually seeing anybody?
I can feel the smudges on my monitor with this weather.
The bridge I just heard of.
of
the
of
the
Good tough shot.
I don't know if he kept running or not.
It's really hard to see.
Got him.
Didn't miss that one, buddy.
Did not miss that one.
He's not, he's not geared now, I'd, he looked kind of geared, I saw the 545 gun I thought
We had an NL.
I had a morse monster. No, I've heard it's good though.
I've heard it's quite good. I just stick to what I know a lot of the time.
and here we are
and here we are buddy
Breva, get up!
Fifty-fives, wow.
Trowel?
That's it.
Thank you.
Thank you, Santa.
Give me that.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
Talgrim thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you JetSatiric, Ekara, Talgrim for the Prime,
so as well thank you guys
Thank you very very much it just rains feel really dead to me I don't know what's up
Well, yesterday they weren't, but it just feels like no one's on.
Let's check that service I'm on, but I think I'm just on auto.
and
what's your doing
should have born in avan
tuesday and yesterday was monday
When Tuesday be more poppin than Monday?
So when you guys get off?
That's off tomorrow.
That lion actually, we're gonna grab that.
It's Thursday Friday.
Getting off right now.
I think Thursday and Friday, okay, yeah, that makes sense.
As far as the last day of the week, we did that Raven 2, there's a car here, I didn't
pay attention, I didn't even see the car.
Did you guys see the car?
There's a red and a baby going to let me in.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're on tape, huh?
It's going well.
I said, going all out.
I'm just going to reset, I want to get this lion out, I don't have one yet.
I think I need the other way then as well but bring thank you definitely want the line
I had both chance open, my man.
I got both open.
Well, you got them both.
It's got down there.
That tries it.
I'm just going to extract the ZB
101 or whatever this one is, 101.
They're out of hackers. We're resetting people's accounts.
yeah they were copy pasting a steam URL to the end or steam ID to the end of the
URL and instantly getting access to people profiles they didn't hack anything
they didn't do anything they copied a fucking steam ID put it in the URL boom
logged into your account no password no nothing needed
I'll stay games ladies and gents
Okay, I got one plus one.
That's one.
Let me out!
Ah
All righty.
We need to leave two more on customs.
and out of high that stuff.
So weren't the upgrade unheard?
I mean, it is kind of nice, I'll be real.
It is kind of nice, I still haven't found a fucking relay.
That's station three security three water collected thread heating three and a generator three security three
I can get those from a I can
get that from a tank battery.
Wait, I can't buy a tank
battery.
Level 40.
Fuck you.
40 level 40 to buy tank battery are you kidding me oh my god we're gonna have to find more
tank car batteries in the raid that's annoying that's really annoying let me craft some batteries
BST manhole runs or what a tank battery?
I'll pass.
We'll find car batteries or something.
That doesn't sound like something I want to do.
The 416 this way back on sucks now compared to the NL
Yeah, no so much better dude
HK is irrelevant in this game now
Yeah, I think it's fully relevant
Honestly pretty much every AR in the game that isn't the NL is irrelevant now
Unless it's like a 308
Yeah, that guns I it's the best they are in the game. It's probably just the best gun in the game
And by CBJ, yeah, but you find so much 545
five
the
as
as a really really bad
of a lot of those fucking terrible man
as a really bad
and
Where can I, look at that up, me but you don't know who I am.
core Tarkov. No. Hardcore Tarkov does not sound very fun to me. That sounds like adding
more bullshit on top of a mountain of bullshit. You have a mountain of bullshit that is Tarkov,
and then you're like hardcore and you just have an avalanche of bullshit sliding down the side of it.
it. So that is the bullshit avalanche.
It's really good, but it's still a vowel.
So it overheats, slow bullet velocity, rate up close, but not good for much else.
And ammo is pretty rare for it.
I
Should main storyline I got the I had the armored case. That's it. That's all I've done so far
I have the armored case and I told proper to fuck off and out of cases sitting in my stash
Okay
That's what I got
I'm
Smarter in 2026 is wild, but it's not 2026 yet. Buster.
I think I spotted.
Let me take it out.
Oh, God, I shouldn't have done that.
That's obviously not going to end.
and
I did
All creflexes
No
It's upstairs.
It's upstairs in the room.
the
end of
the scab scared of now
What's that in the scav's pocket BAM and that aint even a face!
Oh, it's the kid! Bring out the kid!
Zed, bring out the kid!
It's mad? Oh, I got screaming right now, bro.
He's doing setup and he just got fucking blasted by the green goober while he was looting a scav.
Yeah, he got set up. I didn't get set up. That guy got set up. Shit. I'm not with that
Let's have some bad luck.
Let's have his booby trapped.
oh my god I can't wait this is Tarkov man holy shit wow now we're gaming
I can see everything. All has been rebuilt.
Oh, there. Mr. Tony doing shoot-up one in heaven.
What's your fog on all day? Seven hours fog. Heavy snow. Fuck him.
Nobody can see more than 30 meters. Fuck you.
Fucking asshole, bliat.
It is this fog? I don't feel like I'm doing Shooterborn in heaven. I feel like I'm doing
Shooterborn as Helen Keller. I can't see anything. I can't fucking see, man.
I just got off a 12 hour shift and my wife's boyfriend is letting me watch your stream
from my good boy. Wow, you're so lucky. So lucky to have such nice parents.
I need one more kill.
The games are dead.
I have no framerate.
Hey, this is your good boy chair.
Tell your wife to bring out the gimp.
More more like the gimp if you're in the good boy chair.
Maybe a little catcher's gonna have a hot gas.
I go with haste.
Quickly now.
Lie, you fool.
He's just standing there!
Menacingly!
I got fucking socks, I'll be real.
Six months and I still want the rifle in World War 3U get drafted.
Be pretty sick and jailed to have Tony's pizza on the front with us in Taiwan Jays.
Love the streamed man, keep up the good work.
I'm too old to get drafted now, right?
Just a friendly reminder.
Well, I won't be like first on the boat.
They told their family they got the cream pie.
Some crazy shit.
That's kind of the way it works, yeah.
Holy shit, he's Peter fucking Parker, dude.
I'm going to go get a gun.
I heard a shot over here again, but I think it's that guy that just ran by.
I need to shoot earlier who the guy just looted
because he saw a three-legged man just run up a staircase on all threes and he was just
Shuck you didn't know what the fuck to do
Holy shit that's guys a human tripod. It's a stun locked
That's for shallow
I'm sure that was right there.
this hand down. What? Alright, I'll shoot. I gotta go. Okay, I don't think that it's possible,
but what the fuck is going on? And I just missed that guy. Fuck!
Tell me the tripod. Monster P-E-E-M.
Oh my god, I'm gonna scream
It was old gas up.
Hey, Bershalla, dude, he's in like the worst spot every time I aim at returns.
I think...
Oh my god. Oh my god.
a
check
you know
That's right, that way, come here, Charlo what do you have, now for me, bullshit, nice,
Nice. Thank you.
On the outside.
Daddyland mark.
It's a crow.
Oh, my God.
I'm sure this guy got all of them back.
I might have to slay.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, I'm named. I'm named.
travel, thanks for the remun's
i can hip-fire the bvl
One more kill and Shrederborn Heaven is so slow to do this way for me, let's go around.
It's got to be all the weather today.
All right we got one.
I'll take one.
one is better than none yeah that's right one is better than none
You can stay for a while.
Again...
you as well
top brother and hope you and them family and cats doing good
hey you as well
you as well man
I'm using a frostbite, a beanie, a green beanie, just a beanie.
uh
my god so much
like a now you have to click stacks of ammo
twice to get them out of your inventory
It's just been my click at once
Oh, you know I could do or here let me plant that Wi-Fi camera
of
the
that's the one stock up on some refills because they're going to tear that thing to shreds
they're going to tear it to shreds i've bought so many of those things i've probably spent hundreds of
dollars on those things thanks blue
I
Moa
Kamawa all right, let's uh
Get back in there get a last kill that's a damn camera too
I'm gonna run the bathroom. I'll be right back
Chat! I have a secret spell that makes time win!
you
Guys I have my revenge and grabbed logic's toes.
you
What's up buddy?
Pardon?
I
Oh my, wow.
Whoa.
Oh
I see we heard him.
Did someone just shoot right over here?
What?
I can't see shit, man.
I mean there's a guy there I just I can't see.
I need the bed and the...
What did you just do?
Hey? No.
good
he's good
scared himself
he like jumped on something and was a little unstable and it scared him
with a wood chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood.
Pew-pew-pew.
Oh, yeah, a whole lot of it.
I'd be better watching old gas in that window spot.
Oh my god, I didn't learn yet. This guy over here, fuck. This guy here. Shit. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Hurry. Hurry.
and
There's no way, there's no fucking way, oh my god.
Oh no, you're an idiot. Why would you stand there still? Why would you stay here a stupid idiot, but I'm happy that you're a stupid idiot?
Oh my god. Why the fuck would you stand there still, dude?
Oh my god, a bullet just shaved my fucking beard off. Let me stand here and wiggle like I'm shaking my ass in the club for a little bit.
Doing the chimichanga
Movement gets the woods the movement king guys watch out. It's the movement king. Oh my
Watches yourselves
My man is getting jiggy with it
It's the movement king
oh my god dude last night it was space scaven out's the movement kid you can't
make this shit up you can't make this shit up that was actually set up I paid
that guy I paid him I pay I was like I'm gonna make this hilarious joke you're
gonna go in there I'm gonna whiff the first shot I'm gonna make it look like
it was almost clean and you're just gonna wiggle and then we're gonna the
whole things would be great.
10 out of 10.
Alright dude, he's a shoot-a-bong.
Oh I didn't plant the camera.
Fuck.
Alright, we'll do that in that time.
We'll be back to that map for a camera.
Not to worry about that
We'll be back. I always come back. I always come back. I
Have a gift mask I around you consider that tough. Is it the like
Is it the Tarkov winter gift mask or is it like a black leather
Zipper over the mouth gift mask
you
Yeah, dude, black leather, good mask and nothing, honestly.
The one in this game is a weak, weak, they got the weak one.
Well, let me actually just keep the camera.
All that work hard
As you know that someday I will
Up and down, right down
the
I've heard OG Nickelback, I've heard it all, I've heard it all.
I'm going to show you my skills.
Greetings from Luxembourg. Have fun.
Luxembourg. Thank you, Holy. Thank you.
I'm making a wrap and not run. I can't show you my skills because
You basically can't do anything while you're matching anymore or while you're in the loading screen they change how this kind of works and you can't um.
Oh you have the overlay.
That's all right.
wait can't they just look in the overlay you just click in the overlay right see
everything over there
not their mobile not if they're mobile
I think that's a good idea.
The 338DVL, is it like they're adding it or they're adding a 338DVL or something else?
I feel like I've seen a good bit of people that are maybe odd.
I've seen a few blatant ones, I'm nothing like out of the ordinary I would say.
Pretty normal amount of them, nothing too egregious.
Any amount is too many. Yeah, but that's just that's just life dude. People always cheat
video games, childcare, centers, whatever. They cheat.
That's just, that's just how it goes, right? That's life. People
cheat when they can.
and
I'm trying to keep
I need cheating at PV
I mean, does it really matter if you're cheating PV? I guess because it's just PV, right?
I guess it is connected to the like market and whatnot
Take this, cheese
They
Well summer
and
see anybody
in the second
of
Where there is...
Be patient, be patient, patient, guys.
Patience, patience.
Patience.
They will come.
I'm going to have to go ahead.
He's got to head to the boy actually doesn't have to head this direction.
Be fair.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, just come here, come closer.
He's going kind of wide.
Fuck, I'm going to have to shoot him.
Why is he going so wide?
I'm going so wide.
Yeah, come back this way.
Yeah.
The hell's this guy doing?
Oh shit
No
of
Oh my god, this guy's changing directions up like cra-
I hit him.
He's mixing it up crazy.
That fucking sucks.
That's the real movement, King.
There you go.
I'll see you.
I can't see his head though.
I don't know where he is anymore.
I lost him.
That's not the same guy though.
Here's the other one, Yushanka guy.
I don't know where he went.
Here's Move.
Shonka guy was running over here and then he like went down there and I saw something
there but I think that was the guy just killed.
3 out of 5. Wait, how many do I start with? Wait, did I get 2? That's not landed? That
That one was hopping over the fence?
Yeah, and both.
Wow, that connected, that one.
I wasn't sure.
I saw it hit him.
I didn't know where it hit him.
Damn, I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I missed the hard shot, or the easy shot, and hit the hard one.
Oh my God, it's sex doer 41.
Jesus Christ.
Sex doer 41.
Good thing we got rid of that guy.
Shit.
Yeah, that guy fucks
Damn, oh man
Good kills guy
Shot I got faceplant over the rally
Alrighty, two more headshots we need and I'm going to plant this Wi-Fi camera.
Alright, move that spot's amazing.
Is that Santa Claus?
Show up in there.
Oh, maybe someone's back there healing.
You gotta go play on a Wi-Fi camera.
Good one, good one, son.
Good one.
Wasn't riding? Yeah, I was a hawk. I was up in the, I was hawking. I was up in the, up in the tower like a bird.
Like a bird
Looks like a sniper I have five out of five, but I don't have I don't have level seven
I have level seven oh ten and little eight
Still need levels
I'm not spending 10 mil on levels, that's crazy.
That's such a fucking waste of money.
I can get 5 kills without dying with a bolt action.
I'll go factory.
Factory with a fucking AXMC.
Or I'll get the levels by the time we finish Shooterborn and I'll go on another 5 kills
Look at him.
in the camera
oh
Yeah, Pablo. Thank you my man. Good Pablo
Got a jukie man. I juked the fuck out of that scabby. I didn't know what hit him
That's gotta have a no idea what that mom and I leave Bob and leave
He's done for
I still need GPUs.
I need two GPUs. I haven't found any.
Is this not bulletproof anymore?
It originally wasn't.
way back in the day it wasn't
just like reduced damage you got through it
I lost an MP7 mag when I had one.
Oh
chord, hold it
There's nothing in there if you have three shitters in your house do you mainly use one
or use all three
Mainly one what do you mean?
You just go around shitting in all your toilets for the hell of it
No, you stick to one
Definitely don't
Definitely stick to one
I mean, they're musical shitheads.
Yeah, wait, you're now cleaning three toilets instead of just one.
Definitely have a primary shithead.
I'm not a roadtaker, man.
You got like a roster of boopers.
Until you only piss in one shower.
Okay, you're pissing in the showers.
Like, that's... don't do that.
Don't do that.
That's like...
That ain't right.
I know you guys do it, but don't do it.
Why can't you just piss before you go in the shower?
Like, why can't you just do it before?
This is fucking scab.
I
Know I think it's wrong to do that
I think it's wrong. I don't agree with the pissing in the shower. I'll do that
You got to go, you got to go, you're not a toddler, you can hold it in, or you can go
before you get in the shower.
You're going to have to gym?
Well, I don't shower at the gym, I think public showers are gross.
I
That I don't do and I think I have good reason because you guys are fucking pissing in them
I have good reason to think they're gross as evidence by this very conversation
I think I'm well justified in my disgust of public showers
dude that's that trucker life right I would I would get a sponge bath from a
lot lizard before I took a shower in a fucking gas station
I
Yeah, they should shower. Oh my god, what's a lot lizard?
It's the the ladies that prowl around the trucker stops and
They they run a business where in exchange for
Dollars they will I piss in the shower on my provide you services
Last time I ever you know Jim shower I walked into the showers and heard a guy yorking it. Oh, that's okay. That's crazy
That's just why why are we doing that?
But why are we doing that dudes way too geeked up off a pre-workout?
Let me tell you, you took a, you took Viagra instead of pre-workout.
that's pretty honest mistake I can understand how you do that
Take a shit in the shower and your life will be changed.
No tomorrow and I ended up ripping the other had that happened in school. Okay, this wasn't just a my school thing
like what?
Okay, all right
Okay, good good
I thought that was just a my school thing. I was a little good like
Right I went to school with a bunch of freaks
No, I've never shit in a urinal. Oh, I told you guys about the phantom shitter though
Okay, someone was just taking shits in the hallway just putting poops in the hallway nobody could catch them for weeks
The fans of phantom shitter
I
Nobody knew I was happening I
Feel like they were just the leg hand delivering it there's no way they were there was squatting down in the hallway shit
They must have been like transporting it and kids kept breaking into the stall to shit in it
They literally have to shovel it out
That's disgusting. That's gross. Poor janitor, man. Good God.
And like we're gone.
School was a crazy place.
It was a crazy place.
Basically prison.
Prison might be more civilized than a...
Well, no, there's no prison.
There's no prison.
Prison prison might be more civilized than a well
No, there's no communal bathrooms at prison. You have your own bathroom
Well that you share you have your own toilet in the cell and you share with your mate, right?
There's no communal shitter
Maybe there are
There's communal showers
I feel like you would get shanked if you were being nasty as fucking jail
If there if you were like sharing things with people and you were being nasty and doing
Gross things like that. They would just they would fuck you up
I thought I've ever been a president, but I would imagine
The kid full pants down at the urinal dude, that was always crazy.
There was always a lot of those kids.
Yeah, that was never a good, that was never a good moment.
That was never a good moment.
kids grew up to be politicians they might have in today's in today's politics yeah they might have
Delayed delayed
then five drops of no messages they've been delayed by a while sometimes you just
got to wait. What is that? It's a bone biopsy. That sounds very painful. Bone biopsy.
Like the small sample bone or bone marrow using a needle or surgery for
microscopic examination they just like going there with a drill they just like
stab you with a fucking big-ass needle and pull out
Barrow.
Ooh.
They're great though.
Let's get a bow.
Thank you.
I mean, surely they numb you, right?
I guess you probably can't really numb down to the bone.
They have to use some kind of like anesthetic, but like, I'm sure they'll do so much
that's when you're inside of the fuckin' bone.
They put you under?
What are you saying you're awake for?
Four years, bro.
On and off this game, same thing.
Shut the load.
It feels like someone twists my balls,
playing this shit, but I enjoy watching you play.
Oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Shut the load.
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Thank you.
Thank you very, very, very, very much.
Thank you.
Okay
Looking good Tony I'm back up in the eight tower. Hey, thank you Shane
Was a potion
It's like ocean!
Hi Tony from Japan, I love you.
Hello.
You gonna find the buck here?
We'll see what we can find.
It's open in six hours. Well, I don't think I'll be live in six hours.
But actually...
I don't think I'll be live in six hours, but you're still free to sub. Thank you in advance.
And the sky.
We heard this man.
As you can see, there is a lot of people who are not good at it, we don't know how they are doing.
So, let's go.
Here, let's go.
There is a lot of people who are not good at it.
So for example, if you are a good player, you are not good at it, you are not
good at it.
So, let's go.
Oh my...
That guy may be one of the worst players I've ever seen.
to be honest. That was just not how you want to be doing that. That may have been an AI.
Could have been. I should have died seven times over. I mean, look at this gun dude.
I don't really know what that was, but I'm glad that I didn't die. I'm glad that I
Let's go, let's hold our shooter board in this map.
That guy was a training program for fucking Tesla autopilot so it doesn't crash into light
posts and baby strollers.
That's what that was.
That was a kid who grew up going to a Minnesota fucking learning center, let's do that one.
My kid graduated Minnesota's finest!
Oh no.
Oh
I heard someone shooting like an MDR, but I can't see shit so I hope he can't
That kid was pissing in the showers in Minnesota
Learing Center? Oh yeah, the minutes of the Learing Center. $2 billion a year to the
The Minnesota Learing Center.
Slicer, thank you, thank you.
The Minnesota Learing Center's shower pisser.
What a deadly combination.
The fog getting thicker.
This fog is thicker than Quaker Oats Opio.
Let's do three.
This fog's thicker than a BBL and a bathtub of maple syrup.
That shit's thick!
That shit is thick!
All right, got our quest, well, one step of the quest done, one step.
I'm going to turn it off.
I'm in my end.
I'm in my end again.
Let me out of my raid! Come on now!
Thanks, Benz. Thank you. Happy holidays, bro.
How long for the last time you had a ticket? I believe 48 hours.
I believe.
Makes a rip of the fact that a reaction to this one would bear a consequence.
Oh man.
My friend, I'm there in this world.
And I not load out of this raid all that for
I
Rather stream a different game. I wish I'm a low-key. I wish I was a four-night streamer at least back in the day
I wish I was a four-night streamer
Those creator codes and the fucking skins and everything dude
printing
Have four night money be
crazy
I mean, you could maybe make a case that caused some mainstream games to go down, you know,
to go downhill, but video games as a whole got probably far more popular and better because
of Fortnite.
Oh nice.
Oh yeah.
I would say it probably improved video games.
Think about all the attention and money it brought to games and development.
Wait, I have to do another headshot?
What?
I thought I headshot that guy.
we're not done what the fuck they're not heads up the guys only at three oh I
only have three I thought I had four shit not bad we gotta go back I thought
we had um five month anniversary maybe if we're counting like my thank you Ryan
That thing's fragged.
Okay, let me run the bathroom. Hold on.
you
I
Good we're good. Oh
My fucking God
I can't see at all. How am I supposed to do? Well, I'm going to be sure to work in the mall.
Thanks, chef. What the fuck is this, bro? I'm going to put that away because that
things useless. It's just a whiteout. Got a great day to do shooter board in heaven guys.
Wow. I'm glad I chose this class to do.
Oh man, I'm losing him.
Poor guy.
I felt like I just...
Right here.
Ah, it's so nice now, let's see.
of
the fact that I
What was his plan?
What in the world was your plan?
Shooter boy haven't done an interchange.
Just like that.
It's like that guys, it's that easy.
That easy.
It is that easy.
I don't have anything else to do here.
I don't have anything else to do here, all I had to do.
That's all we had to do.
Too bad to not rat.
Like I was 100% not ratting.
I mean like maybe at the beginning it was ratting
a little bit, but then he went fucking crazy.
Let's go check for some, some, graphics cards, graphical processing units, can't seem to
I'm going to that DDR5.
Thank you, Green.
I have one grenade it's not tiny it's perfectly average shh very sensitive about it, I keep
Get them along.
Tiny F1 Gangs, alight!
F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1, F1!
F1!
Love you!
F1, Mr. F1.
fans
or fans
five
fuck, when is this when I need to do that one quest
another one, why not?
I'm f**king out, big guns now, fed.
Oh, I need that mustache.
We need that. We need that.
That one we need.
It's looking like a reset angle to me now.
Depot that mustache.
that's
Caps!
I mean, realistically, PCs aren't the place to get GPUs, but probably shouldn't really
be looking for them in here.
I don't really know what I'm looking for in these.
I just looped them for the elevator.
Quit the game after getting capped nearly three years ago.
Came back for 1.0. The lighting changes are hence from how I remember interchanged.
Yeah, they've made it way brighter, thankfully, in general the game's a lot brighter now, which is good.
One of the better things they did with 1.0.
Oh, it's not so foggy anymore.
I was expecting to walk out into Hunter Biden's bedroom.
I'm not going to let you go!
ring finger? No, I use my middle finger. Wait, you guys use your ring finger on
right mouse button?
What the fuck? No, there's no way.
Isn't there? That is definitely a minority of the population that would do
that. Okay, thank God. I thought I was doing it wrong for a while now. Okay, good. I'm
not the only one that thinks that's weird.
that feels so wrong. Oh my God, there's no way I would ever do that. Ring finger. Oh,
that's so weird.
I
you
I didn't saw all those
Hi, Ian. Thank you, Ryan.
I'm going to stop asking about the tiny grenade leave it alone leave the tiny grenade alone
man
my best friend puts his thumb on the left mouse button and his index on right mouse button
i've always roasted him for it
thumb
I mean that's just wrong. There's no even the fucking aliens wouldn't do that
White House streets or ground zero sniping
Or reserve
The plates are getting cooked, man.
So
Wait, there's a little three
good call we need the cord I wonder about cord can't be doing that
I don't know what it's like.
I'm going to remember the last years. I don't know any songs by this band besides this song.
it's got in it that can't smile okay that was overtly sexual
I
House of pain was in the house of pain jump around jump around jump around
No one
That's the same guy is this no way that's the same guy
Wow, I have no idea.
Damn.
No way, how is that the same guy?
I don't think I have a single shooter born kill on this map yet. We're starting from zero.
I choose not to play arena because it's boring and sucks to stream. Who wants to watch that?
Who wants to watch me play arena? That doesn't sound fun.
It's like watching me play Call of Duty Team Deathmatch.
It's not fun.
I
Was the babe playing the bangers tonight. Yes, we are
Yes, we are
Oh.
Hmm.
Let's go. Five kills, one raid. Let's get it.
This would be a great spawn, but I'm not sure you know we'll be able to see it.
Let's see if it's too foggy.
of
the
of
the
That's not an easy shot.
saw me I was kind of waiting for that to happen
I don't wait for that
We got to go.
Party's over.
We got to go.
a lot of stuff going on by train station.
Gujarat is definitely over there.
Not really, not really scope of the hell of it.
And go ram, a lot of ram, but ammo for setup, uh, I did a bunch of the rambos, well I
I had decent luck with piranha, and I killed a guy that had full shet and I used full shet.
Somebody kills a dude with magnum buck.
of
the
Not much because the fog is back, Jesus.
Yeah.
and
So...
Over there.
No, I know it's on the dome.
I don't think so, at least.
Over there
No, I know it's on the dome. I don't think so at least
It's like they're all over by these buildings
We gotta go over there
Oh, yeah.
But he wasn't here.
Marina, thank you for the raid.
Thank you very, very much.
Welcome, everyone.
See, he's over here.
Who's over here?
I heard him.
Just heard him.
Or could be?
Who are?
Thank you for the gift. It's
up. Thank you, Grizzly.
We're German. I know we're
German.
this homeboy out make me hit that arm i can't
Mm-hmm.
What the fuck is everybody?
Oh, shit.
gotcha gotcha gotcha
Little hip-fire right to the head of the DVL.
Just like that.
And just line up.
Very good.
I don't know what that guy was doing.
That guy was...
I was gonna tell you about to say something else.
I
Know
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Bring out the kids and bring out the kids bring them out
out.
Good shit.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We can do this.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
go away go away
Wow.
Crosshawks.
Crosshawks, thank you.
Another get mask.
Another get mask much love Tony bono sorry what now
times. Relax. Don't do it. What's one ergo for minus 25% field of view? Yeah, sounds like
a good deal to me. Great deal to me. That one ergo is really gonna matter. I think
is really going to matter.
Gersh and Jenkins and Pipo, then you M&A,
then you ball Buster, then you Loco, then you Chris.
Oh, my God.
Hello, sir.
We watched you in 2020.
My joy, oh, it's about some of the drop in here.
She was too old for Loco.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
56 as well my friend
One out of five shooter boards.
I had a free code for it, so I used it.
I had a free code.
Free code is free, man.
Ah, me, but you don't, yeah, I just got one.
Oh, me, but...
I
Was it a headshot I certainly hope that was a headshot when I killed that guy it was a job
Definitely a job
you.
Happy new year, brother.
All right, we have to get the documents, led documentos.
Am I going to do a little pp ammo?
I don't know if I'm going to do much with it.
Out of there.
More crap I don't need.
Oh, all righty, we got ammo we got DVL
We got
Armor yeah, let's go
CK PD feels bugged it's cuz it doesn't have enough pen to deal with armor
The shit's got like 40 something pen. It doesn't pen anything
It doesn't pen.
I think it's some food, guys. What are we getting tonight? What are we getting?
Pizza. I made some protein. Pizza's not enough proteins. Although options are probably going to be limited.
They're probably gonna be very, very limited.
That's sushi earlier. I had it earlier.
There are not good options right now.
We could, we could, we could get daves, could get daves.
and
we could get days
I don't know, indecisive, it dicks, what the hell's dick?
I'm not getting any barbecue right now.
Oh.
Oh, it's good. Spawn bad visibility to the bunker we go.
To the bunker we go.
down to the bunker we go
I go to a land down under
Down under and through the bunker.
I go through a lot of down under.
We're supposed to do all the drops, uh, be rich and happy and fucking handsome and
have a really sick hairline and chiseled jaw and
I don't know, gigantic biceps.
What else do you want?
You want more than that?
There's the last top, and then I'll just forget where this one is.
Is it in the back office, or is it outside?
Just fucking die you fucking shit!
Hey man, there ain't no raiders.
There ain't no fucking raiders down here you motherfucker.
I'll grab that document, and I'll just snipe this guy, too.
I don't think he's one much, he said he's looking for raiders.
The RBBK Markter Room, we got somewhere else to snipe, down here is not going to be very
good and those people are aggro happy new year to me
new year choke thank you very much my man
is almost the new year. Isn't that crazy? We got we got one last day of the new year.
Maybe I can find one.
A hundred banger from McDonald's.
I could order a hundred chicken nuggets from Donny's.
Yeah, not so fast, Buster.
Not so fast, Buster.
You can play all the little games you want trying to bait around corners and stuff.
When I see that head, you're fucking getting shot in your face.
Sad I whipped a DVL kill.
That happens.
Oh, it happens.
Dude, everyone's got this fucking gimp mask on.
Oh, I want the armor.
Hi.
Six or seven months sub.
Why would you say that?
Why in the world, how much f***ing ammo?
I
I'm going to kill you all, bastard.
I
Scav fuck
Oh fuck was that?
I'm shooting grenade launchers in there man, shit.
I don't know, so I'm shooting grenade launchers in there.
Oh, what the fuck is going on?
There's the AK.
I don't know, MP7 seemed like it did the trick.
Could be a scab, honestly.
Could be a really mad scab with a grenade launcher.
It'll be one angry, angry scam.
So the problem is here, I keep getting MP7 kills and not EVL kills.
Well everyone has this fucking gimp mask dude!
This shit's crazy.
the
bullets
bullets in the gun
That's to get out of here.
I'm so overweight now.
I'm so fucking overweight.
It's really bad. I don't like run up the hell that's overweight. I guess we got him
I take a little break from shooting one, maybe work on my test drive or something.
I just got a bunch of these AKs.
A nice little change of pace from a Baldy.
Not if you were loading while transiting.
You have to like write when you get the black screen on your transit.
Do you make sense?
I can do this white?
No, I haven't.
Usually don't like the P90.
I need to get some food as well.
Food and tag, thanks, Hazard.
I just get panda.
Panda never did me any harm.
Never did me any harm.
Mm-mm-mm.
I
Had a tip
There you go add a tip
Well, we got many kills last raid just not towards our endeavor
I was in this really bad grip on there.
Okay, a little bit of food, and a fish, some water, let's buy some more food.
You grab a flare and a new surgery.
money or keys factory key excellent let's go so we're gonna some test drive oh I have
the documents hold on oh I gotta run the bathroom after this special comms easy that's all daily
request daily let's go
what do i get from this
so cables
this
I'm a rather bad mom.
you
We're back.
I got a prestige again.
Yep.
We're back. I got a prestige again. Yep. Yes, we will. I don't know about any time soon, but we will.
I mean, to be fair, we're making pretty solid progress.
I'm sad you didn't get the 52 chicken nuggets reference.
Should I know? I don't know. I don't know the reference.
I'm unaware of this reference.
How many kills we got? We need 11 kills. That's not bad. We got 9 already.
9 kills already? That's easy.
K-12 should be good solid fun.
Don't be too bad to kill people with an AK-12.
I should have used it in a DVL all day.
This thing's going to feel like a fucking God weapon.
I need to get relays.
It's actually pretty decent in this game, but it's mostly from Test Drive because people
used to use it on Test Drive on Lighthouse, which is horrible because it's fucking Lighthouse
And you have to use it with the scope and the scope is really bad.
That guy's dead.
And the gun's not that bad, to be honest. It's pretty decent.
What's up, PMC?
Oh.
No reason to use this over the NL though, NL is just better in every way.
Except 60 round mags, but you don't even really need that.
We're gonna head on over to the dorms. Come this way. Come, come. Come, come.
We're going with the MXLR. I don't know. It's just kind of boring. I want to have a quiet gun. It was more fun doing it quiet.
It's still used the MXLR. I've just been using the DVL.
I want to call that cheesing it though.
I'll get scared man and see what I got there.
of
the
death
of
the
I
Attack I
Yeah, no one will be better be
You fucking died is death
Okay, it's not.
Where?
Give up!
Okay, go!
Go!
Fucking move it!
Fuck it, go!
Go!
Don't fuck with me!
Come on, come here!
It is dead, man.
I mean, I'm not very kind of...
Come on, with you!
fuck let's play
buddy are you cheating
you just a demon
The demon of the worms.
I'm the demon of the worms.
The demon.
like I was scared I shit on all of his friends he was really scared
he was like holy fuck this guy's gonna insin me one time
ah man it's so nice using a real gun
not a stupid bolt action I love it
it's so much easier game so much easier
Yeah, my energy's cut.
We'll find some food.
Scabs and shit here.
We'll find something.
nice young gentlemen may have something for us or not.
We only have Paco on.
My man only had our Paco on.
Shit.
or shit anything at this point
brother i need a beverage
I need a beverage.
They're holding each other's hands. What were they doing? I guess that solves our food and beverage problem
They were holding hands. I literally heard one guy not fucking two of them. I
Can't believe I didn't kill that one guy man. I
Thought I shot him right in the face
Orax the world
Thank you brother
Happy happy new year. Yeah, happy new year
and
I'm gonna get some shit ragman level 32. We're almost getting ragman level 2.
Almost.
I'm glad to talk of wipes because I sure don't.
Oh, why would you?
Why would you wipe?
That don't make no sense.
you
I'm going to buy that.
There you go.
B, P, P.
Hmm, where are these? Some BP, some more BP.
I think this Vaseline is just cooking all of my energy hydration.
We have four kills last red.
We got four.
Nice.
nice Sue. Alright, let me grab my food and we're back.
you
Why is there a language from the 51st state in this chat brother?
We are American, we only speak American.
And I also don't fuck my sister that's my job
What are we mad about who's going on each other's throats in there?
What are we, what are we arguing about?
I thought I saw a war when I came back home never mind proceed
Proceed. Proceed. Proceed.
Panda Express Teriyaki Chicken.
Which, honestly, is quite good.
And they give you a shit ton of food.
I'm probably not that horrible for you. It's just a bunch of chicken thigh.
The veggies. I just got fried rice.
Go veggies, which maybe isn't the obvious choice, but I don't care right now
Okay, there's either player with an mcx shooting or the goons are
Sounds like it's a player.
This looks fucking crazy right now.
Holy shit.
Engine being on woods right now?
of
okay there was a guy peeking me from outside no way the right when the guards
came down that fucking sucks right when the guards came down that is the worst
timing that is the worst fucking timing
with like a loud fucking running oh well I guess there's that that's all right
I'm not sure.
Lapua Magnum AP and that.
Well then.
That's cool.
I just had like 400 BP rounds, they're all gone now.
They're all gone.
I feel like I should be heavier but I'm not going to be complaining about that 22 kilos and I buy a new route for this thing.
And four route 33 61 3562
Wait so that's not even like worth it
All right, let's do it let's go we got you more kills
Volumes album it's pretty good. It's all right. It's nothing crazy. I played said
I don't have side plates and I've no helmet.
That's probably why.
What are we showing?
What is it?
Website? No, what is it?
What is it?
Tarkov Gooning dot com.
Is it just like free gunsmith?
Free gunsmith?
Wait, and I'm confused it's making it for you?
It's making a build.
Well, it's like workbench, but online with every attachment.
That's pretty neat.
Oh, well, that's pretty sick honestly the image generation is yeah, that's probably the coolest part to be honest
The image gen is really cool, yeah
I'm Grubbin.
I'm Grubbin and Shassan.
We are Grubbin.
Good spawn, good spawn, good spawn.
I
Need I got Panda Express
I
Wow you scab what the fuck is that man how you even see me
Oh
Panda express doesn't hurt your asshole the panacea rest is pretty easy to be honest as far as like
large quantities of cheap food goes it's pretty solid
15 bucks there gets you a fucking mound of food
Where is dorms? I can't even fucking see it dude. I can't even see the building. Where is the dorm?
of
the
death
of
death
of
I'm gonna be
got a booze
I've got that SP6 on him. Sick loot.
Happy new year, brother.
Oh, I am. Thank you. Happy new year, brother.
Panda's beef and broccoli. I had it once. Not good.
of
the
death
of
that
Wow, okay, okay, does that guy wet them?
I
Isn't two story. I don't I don't even know
I'm just gonna sit in fucking dorms
Okay, well, I mean well, I what do you what do I do against that man?
Well, what do I do against that? I can't really do much against that. That's just he's just built different dude. I
don't
He's too good
That guy's just too good.
Yeah, that guy's just a goat. That's the goat right there.
Nothing I could really do against that guy. I'm just kidding.
Thank you.
That was the guy I saw on the stairs. Was it? Might have been. I mean, I feel like
he was with them because he didn't shoot anyone but me. He would have seen all of
those guys and they're go all my AK-12 builds. I don't think I have a Valdez.
No I do. I think I can get one more.
That's just absurd, dude.
and
you
I mean maybe I got to hide my cues or something I don't know I don't know if that was a sniper
I just got unlucky.
Okay, let's cover this up
Cover that up
I don't know what's up with the, I don't know what's up with the mini F1 grenades, it's just doing that.
It's just doing it, they're just mini, I don't know how or why, let's start it, but mini.
Thank you.
Happy 60th.
All right, thank you, bro. Thank you.
I've been playing Tarkov since 2017.
Give your grenades a mushroom what a mushroom oh like in Mario
In Mario
for the
voted in the sauce, but I thought it was voted with the sauce
voted in it, but a goat in the sauce
I thought it was supposed to be your goaded with it, but you cook up that
crazy sauce
Is it with or in? I don't know. I'm up to speed on my lingo. My delivery spent for
2025. I'm in probably a good bit. I don't really want to look at it. I really, I don't
order much, but when we're doing drop streams, which has been all fucking month, yeah, I've
ordered a shit ton of food this month. Yeah. Since wipe I've
ordered a shit ton of food. But normally I don't I don't do it
like maybe I don't know like every now and then but like
drops time. Yeah, just on time. There's no time to be making
all this food. There's zero chance I spent $20,000 or $50,000
a year on delivery. There's zero fucking there's actually
zero fucking chance I do that
There's there's legitimately zero chance
There's no way, dude
When's the rice cooker have thank you
Thank you, ma'am. All right that I don't know
That I don't know
I
Guess I don't you guys act like I really I don't order a lot of food like I actually don't
It just looks like it because this month has been non-stop, but typically I rarely do it
Typically I only do when it's like oh, I'm just kind of craving that like one specific place. I'm just gonna order it like once in a while
No, I didn't spend $100 a day this month on delivery, that's ridiculous, no.
What?
No, no, hold up, I said this month I have been, you guys are making it out like every
Every day, every year, I'm just ordering shit tons of food.
I rarely do it.
Most of the time I literally eat ground beef and rice in a fucking bowl.
It's like the cheapest, most basic thing you could possibly eat.
and
beef in this economy go to Costco ask him for the big ass fucking tube of beef
the giant beef tube
they'll give you ninety ten beef tube or ninety three seven beef tube
and it's like four dollars a pound it's great
Ask him for the 10-pound beef log
Did I go in a day raid by the way, this is a fucking action I don't know like 6 a.m
I'm going to kill you.
of
I
Wish I had better armor
Oh man, all right, that was close. It's three kills
More.
Two more.
Nice work.
I made a beef tube delivered here in that 10-pound beef tube.
Shit, man.
That Kirkland special.
I'm
the
Thank you brother this comes for a quest. Yeah, I think you do test drive part whatever
So the fuck it is. Let's try three.
Don't just talk shit, anything from Costco can't be trusted, Costco is fucking amazing,
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
Costco is legit like S tier grocery shopping as I mean,
maybe not if you're doing it for yourself most of the time,
but you have like a family or something.
Costco is a shit.
What scope is that shit?
In the valley scope, in my ass.
Get mask?
Oh, it's because you get mask on, yeah?
I think that five plate up there, that my shit.
Holy audio.
My God, dude.
Holy shit, that audio was crazy.
Holy shit.
crazy what the fuck
I need one I need one more one more test drive one mouth one mouth
Well, it's all pretty decent, a lot better than what I've been using, a lot better than
what I've been using.
We've been in the trenches lately.
My sack is bigger, he says.
Is lion or is it on the truth?
Lion.
I think she's lying ranker top five greatest TV shows ever game of thrones must be number
one otherwise we can no longer be friends is not number one game of thrones is not
the best TV show ever there's no way it doesn't end the ending the last two seasons are not
good enough to qualify for that. Not even. I mean, honestly, Band of Brothers is probably
one if you count that as a TV show. The Prano's breaking bad. I don't know about five, but
would be at the top. Rick Ross, thank you very much man. Thank you for the five gifted subs.
I need to watch the wire.
I saw, I mean like I need to watch it again. I saw it when I was young.
Stranger things and fuck no it's not even remotely in the discussion
This is not the discussion.
The Game of Thrones if it kept up the way it was going for the first four seasons sure but the last two were just fucking terrible
They just they they went off the rails with it
All right, that one skills good raid.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
But um, what you gonna call it?
What you gonna say?
Totally forgot.
A 4k?
Shit.
Imagine Tukov with the sound engineering from our craters.
No, the sound of Hunt Showdown.
on showdown on showdown audio best audio and any FPS game I think that game is
insane audio
I'm hoping we don't need that, um, AK-12, but we might need another one.
I started watching that at one point. I couldn't get into it
Did not hit the Game of Thrones vibes for me
Maybe it's good, but I didn't really think I watched like a I don't know season or something one season
Okay, we good?
I really don't know where I'm just getting a mask.
All right the last the last kill we're about to get it
I've been here watching Sopranos currently. It's very good. The first season isn't the greatest.
It gets so good. It's just CMS that I have on.
James Gandolfini's acting gets insane in that show.
It gets insane like he's so fucking good in that
You get through the first season you should I mean the first season still good but like season two onwards
incredible
Incredible it's a must watch out have to watch it
I have to.
It is CMS.
C. M. S. Tony's breathing becomes its own character.
Hey, it does.
It does.
He starts sounding like fucking Darth Vader.
He goes to Bane to Darth Vader.
Oh my God.
Daring devil.
Holy moly.
I give a 25 gifted subs to buy a big bomba.
The big bomba, thank you so much for that man.
Happy holidays, dude.
Happy new year.
Thank you.
I need the next one up from the CMS.
I can't buy them.
Have to be a higher level.
I don't think I could buy them yet.
As I checked, I couldn't.
Hmm.
Say again.
Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch.
Okay, okay.
That's season for Stranger Things costs, wait season five they only spent 155 million on
stranger things season five. That's it.
No, the Sopranos is like, I mean, it is about like the mob. 180 Jesus Christ.
It is about the mob, but it's really not, like there's almost not even the
focus of it.
like the show isn't really about organized crime it's about it's it's about ducks it's
actually about ducks yeah and mommy problems but ducks and mommy problems hemorrhoid thank
Thank you for the 5 gifted subs, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
No, it's honestly, it's more just a show about like the characters and like a family than anything.
Thank you very much, Troll.
that's my money, Paulie.
These people take medication for this shit.
Oh my god, dude.
I hear you watch it. I got a, I got a, my Italian, I am, I mean, my name's Tony. So I would assume,
Yeah, it was a pretty safe bet, no.
Pretty safe assumption.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my god.
Troll, thank you for 25 gifted subs, dude.
Thank you very very much. Good lord. Thank you
Thank you, sir. Happy new year to you, man. Happy new year
Let's see
do do do do dog should spawn for a last kid like a rumba
I caramba
What a big out of here
7 gang.
Gang gang.
I'm actually the goat. My name is called goat is what it is. That's my real name. It's goat.
My real name is goat.
And we're now done with test drive. Just like that.
Why don't you just look at it? Do I have anything to do with interchange while we're here?
I'm about to go transit the fucking interchange.
I'm going to shoot the dark club, interchange, short of a lighthouse.
I'm going to transit the interchange.
This place sucks.
What are you doing over there looking at me, you little dingus?
You little dingus!
Get your fucking gip mask on, get out of here.
Why are you fucking people spying here? Damn, dude.
Zed, bring out the game.
Bring out the game, Zed.
Alright, now I'll transit.
I know I forgot a body, he's dead, like weighing out in the open, I don't want to loot him.
That guy is way, way, way, way exposed, a bad place to be sitting and looting.
Oh my goodness
Fuck to one fucking dick. Fuck you. Oh
My fucking god, dude. I mean, that's a little maybe suspect
Daring devil. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you very very much. They dead shot. They arrived. He's easy
They are cadets. They need to grew
There were two of them. That was two people. How are there two fucking people there still I just killed three I
Spawn there. I killed three other people. There's two more
That's all insane
Oh
My fucking god, that's all my glory dude necessary evil
But I'll get it evil
Thank you for 30 gifted holy shit guys, thank you so much
Thank you very very very much. Thank you Brunswick. I
I don't get it though. Happy New Year Domino Gecko. Thank you guys. I got a
sugar daddy. You jealous? Jealous?
You jealous? Oh my lord daring devil. Holy moly. Holy moly. Thank you so much.
Thank you very very very very much. Thank you
You're dead as a lot of subs. There's a lot of fucking subs. Thank you so much, man. Thank you
Good Lord, thank you guys. Thank you. Praise feels good for me, man. It feels good over here. Trust me
arm me up
Arm me up
I don't think you can. Farm me up.
There's a transit after me. I
don't think well actually you
think you could transit after
someone and get in the same
raiding.
Baron thank you very gifted
sub another one.
Really.
Mr. Cheese, appreciate that man. Thank you for choosing me.
Well, I mean they would spawn in a random spot, but they could like
like say they were stream sniping, they could run in and see like getting the same rate as me and
then continue to snipe me rate to rate. I hope not. We are anonymous. I wouldn't be fine.
We are Legion. We do not forget.
We do not forget.
Wait. Where was I?
Oh, yes.
We are L underscore.
We do not L underscore.
Nor do we L underscore.
Just kidding, won't spam it again.
Wait. My amnesia is acting up again.
Were we talking about L underscore?
If no one said L underscore,
then please do not say L underscore.
Because we L underscore.
Gang will feel the need to defend the L underscore.
will feel the need to defend the elunders core so once more did anyone say elunders core
brother brother brother
brother dude thank you so much evil oh my god man 50 bomb 50 submarines thank you so much
guys you're out of control you're all out of control thank you so much I don't
know what to say that is like ridiculous amount of subs thank you guys
thank you we also well there we go so I'm bleeding after a
transit doesn't heal me
I'll be bleeding after transit
troll
troll thank you for
25
gifted subs man
they embrace
I
Hear classic a classic
Classic
but transiting you should like that
oh man what the fuck
no no no dude no
what the actual fuck change the name to necessary subs
what the fuck dude thank you so much
dude what even is that what even is that
Thank you
Thank you so much
You said evil is bad pretty good to me
There's a scab is a scab raging out at the front door there evil. Thank you so much to
Oh, the one G. The phone of one G.
Let's kill him.
Well, hey there, kill him!
FUCKING DUMB ASS!
What a fucking dumb ass!
Where did he- he just sit in there!
That was, like, the easiest killer kill ever.
Oh, I got shot!
Let me turn this way!
Oh, I got shot again!
Let me turn this way!
Oh my god, I got shot in the end!
turn this way all right son again man oh I'm done evil brother thank you and
gifted again thank you so much Bryce thank you bro I only had time for one
game after my 12 hour shift I guess you're just better
I'll be back later this Friday.
Thanks man, I hope you have a great shift.
Hope you have the most fantastic shift.
How much you got, BT?
Too crazy.
Nothing too crazy.
What do you say we extract now and get this XP?
easily over 100 hours of editing in a video.
Like that's, that's,
not like that, it takes a very long time to put together.
Oh, I like to though, they're sick.
Oh, I don't know, I like to give a team.
They have editors.
They were working non-stop on a video and this is the sway bug or the breathing bug,
whatever the hell you want to call it.
of
the
Well, that is certainly a development in the story, that is, that is, wow.
or can we watch post that shit online or I'm here to jail on here's the present for
you down by you think it is the least hey but your wife said to bring some food
we're hungry
Let's get out of here.
Yeah, that was just bad news.
No point in fighting that.
Get the hop over that whole barrier, you're just going to kill me when I hop over.
Gonna get killed by some cheeseball angle.
The test drive, yeah, the test drive.
We're done, I don't need any more than G12 kills, we're already done.
I don't have grenades, I had nothing.
I had nothing.
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm saying, I don't know, no, no, no, no
Is that present for you? Double yeah?
great success great success
GG's bro you just killed me I only had time for one game after my 12 hour shift
I guess you're just better haha gotta pick up my kids and get ready to go to my second
job to support my wife's boyfriend hope you have a good stream thanks kappa thank you
chats for bots they're just spamming they're just spamming this new laptop and it gets really
hot when the chat is being spammed now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot
Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then don't spam the chat.
He said spam the chat.
Don't spam the subs.
He said spam the chat, not the subs.
Dude.
Holy shit, man, twenty five gifted subs.
Thank you so much, devil.
My God, thank you so much, man.
Thank you.
Thank you very, very much.
I'm going to blow up that guy's
laptop. I feel bad. I hear
necessarily have less to find.
Uh oh. Oh, don't call him out.
Don't call him out. Shoreline
pd
just wanted to wish you a happy new year brother and show a little love to a creator
that's has helped me improve in the game thank you very very much man happy new year
to you as well. Have a great Christmas and celebrate. Thank you man. Thank you very much.
Well I'm not going to shoreline for this for these scab kills. Can I do interchange for scabs?
Would interchange be better?
Come on, man, oh, come on, bro, my goodness, dude, thank you so fucking much.
This is outrageous guys. This is outrageous. Thank you so much, man
Real thank you. Oh
My oh
My
Remember another hour at least yeah, yep
the
one is the scope of this,
Oh, yeah.
Stang guy.
Bitch, I'm in the stang.
Thank you very much stang.
I appreciate the fact gifted.
Thank you, sir.
Gooms, the Coonerig!
Coonerig, that was crazy.
This is insane, he's been in real life, what the fuck?
Oh!
Come on, man, what the fuck?
Dude!
Thank you so much!
Ken, evil, thank you very much!
Thank you, brother.
I don't know what the hell is going on. Insanity is going on. Thank you, my man.
Oh
Thank you so much, dude
Fucking hell man, thank you so much
Bro, thank you
They changed the site requirement, I guess yes, this is this thing now this weirdo site
This weirdo site site
It is like a hinged mechanism that folds out of the way the
Site like folds down this way
And then you lift the top cover
Well, Russian Russian shit man
Russian shit, they be they just be designing things. However the fuck they want like me yet
They take a gun that was made in the 40s
and then they're like, fuck it, well, to mount to the side of it, just throw a scope on that, bitch.
Like, fuck reinventing it.
I don't want to wait.
I
I mean one the soundbite is outrageous
There's about a subs. Oh my god, bro 100 gifted subs is completely fucked. Thank you so fucking much, dude
That is fucked up. Thank you very very much evil Buffalo David big 25 gifted as well
Thank you T-Wiz for the six months
Holy shit, thank you. I don't say man. I don't say thank you so much
It's just nuts
that is crazy. Thank you so much, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I give
I'll take the L L L L L L L L L L L.
Thank you guys.
Thanks very, thank you devil.
Thank you.
Hmm.
Do do do do do do do.
Home 7 brother thanks dash.
Mm-mm-mm.
20 30 kills
Tardy just Tardy that's that
Hmm
any minute now let me in let's go my streaming on tomorrow night yes I will be streaming tonight
tomorrow night and then I don't know after probably the first as well
probably
here we go
There we go.
Pop a little lube.
lubrication
that's pretty fucking ugly
that's a pretty ugly sight
Greg!
thank you very much Greg
babble thank you to the staff
Thank you Greg. Happy holidays man.
GG Evil
Yo
my killer
Hi!
I'm on a camped SRO, I don't know.
Seems fun.
We'll make this work.
We will make this work.
I
Railgun and 60
Oh my god, dude, how are we still going? How the fuck are we still going?
Oh my god. Thank you so much,
evil. Thank you very much.
It's great, man. It's great.
How much to complain about, to be honest.
Oh, it's good. Oh, it's good. Thank you so much, man.
Go. Thank you stacks. Thanks for the tier three sketchy.
Thank you as well.
I don't know if that's my name.
I don't remember when I got that nickname.
What an Alcan?
No, I don't love them.
They're kind of cool, but I don't like them.
Scab!
Fucking scab!
Simple. Thank you very much.
I know.
Did I just kill the scab back there?
I can't. I can't. I can see. I can see some of us. Maybe are
starting our holiday festivities a bit early tonight.
Maybe starting the festivities a wee bit early.
maybe start in the festivities a wee bit early.
Yeah, a lot logically used to, he was the one that come in
labs and and he would sit in the bathroom with the thick
cases and organize all the loot. He would hide in the
fucking labs bathroom stall with thick cases on him. I
would kill everything. Gather loot, run it into the bathroom, drop it on the
floor for him, and he would just organize it on to fucking cases and then we would leave.
This show is so much fun.
That was a lot of fun. Just go in the labs, wipe the server, loot everything, walk out 200 kilos.
of
death
of
death
of
death
God, get the fuck back in, huh?
I'm playing.
Okay, I don't trust it's got a PvP.
Yeah, we would do the upstairs bathroom above, like, where Res Unit is now.
They're like the the bathroom with the showers and everything up there oh
That was the one in the the like pumping room under parking
On under parking yeah that one the juice box
The juice box
I need some scams.
I'm still for a lamb's boss. Rice cooker helmet. Red flannel.
Yeah, well done. Thank you.
Well, we're actually getting, um, we're getting red flannel drip. They showed it off. There's
like a, like a puffy black vest with a red flannel under it. We are getting the drip
like that. I'm gonna rock the fuck out of that game. That thing looks sick.
Get in the dripping tin.
Scabs back here?
Well, that's me not getting any scabs.
Not like a baby, dude.
That was like six years ago.
I need scabs.
I
Killed
We go for scabs. That's it. Oh fuck. I'm gonna go like 10 shit
Shit man
I need more scabs.
What some of his first videos.
I specifically remember a raid you almost wiped the lobby in the last two
days with your bag PC he was sniping
Oh, labs, I remember that shit
Is that Santa? I think that's fucking Santa Claus
I do a lot of...
Maybe not
Maybe it is
I remember that
Was that the nine man I was fighting? I remember I was fighting with a nine man team.
They loaded it as a four man and a five man in the same labs red.
We're lagging!
armor got ripped. My armor got
ripped. That's a target. We're
well done because they, well,
they don't fully copy, but like
these are all based on like real
places like this mall is a real
place. Let's interchange them
all. I'm the outside and the
specific stuff on the inside is
different, but like the shoreline
resort used to be a real
demolished but like all these are like real locations are like heavily inspired by them
I like that, I just want to name him.
What is there?
Remember when Tony had to face fucker Barbed wire fence for like 13 actual hours cause we all thought he needed to level health for Kappa
but it was just the quest line was done
I remember
I kinda shut that out of my memory but
I remember that
those were dark days
those were very, very dark days
darkest of days. Those are the kind of nights you very deep within your mind and you never
I never want to let them see the light of day.
Boring system.
Where are the damn scabs?
This factory relocation.
Oh, maybe they probably found some abandoned factory.
Oh, Bliet, model it. Put it in game.
Look, I'm here on the scabs.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I think.
Thanks for the kill, Scab.
Thank you for the kill.
I'm getting all my snacks.
I can't let you do enough.
I miss you all for your days, Tony Sanch.
Thank you.
It's fine if food for his family.
Fuck his family.
I need food for my family.
Thanks, thank you.
I gave myself that bullshit.
I gave myself that shit.
How do I farm that shit? I can't be doing that.
I can't be doing that.
I learned a severe lack of scabs.
I don't even have 10 scav kills yet.
And going in there we'll check the power station there maybe.
The power station. It has Vaseline every now and then. It's a long lasting pain killer so you can always be on pain medication.
We apply it when it wears off.
You kind of always want to be on pain meds in this game.
You get your shot with your leg and you keep going.
Moisturization is key.
I am awfully parched.
That was one sky.
I am awfully parched.
I think there's one scab here, motherfucker, huh?
What's up?
I'm a calm.
Are here now.
I have the hideout plan, but I think it's just so dangerous going in there.
Or we can look for some more scabs and we're back in idea.
As if I leave now, I'm just going to have to come back anyway.
There should be more scab waves that's warm.
You would think.
One would think.
of
You get out of here on players scabs no regular scabs
I love the players.
God 4 RPD. Good RPD and God 4 was so good.
RPD with deep impact. God 4 you can shoot to the whole fucking map.
I love that thing.
So
This will just leave
Can't find any more scabs
They have a cod to become
Yeah
You live long enough to see your heroes become the villains
That shit's
Hmm.
Simple times back then, man.
we didn't we didn't ask so much of video games back in the day
I'll take ill of this here
there's a
Fucking dice, cop!
ZAKROR ROBCHEROV!
Whose little antlers are those?
Whose little antlers?
fucking shit on fucking shit on
sit down tequila sit yo ass down
And now we leave.
It's through the box.
You can't take the hammer sadly.
I wish you could.
No hammers.
I don't know where is this coming from?
Mm-hmm
Enabled this extract now apparently I've taken it a few times
You find that plan on the bosses a good bit on killer
like always has it. The Ronin does not stop frostbite. Nope. Nope.
Oh, wait, PS I'm all, oh, oh.
We're going to start with the
first part.
.
Every start my shit's cooked
I don't know what I did that made it so angry your buds of Alton there's two earbuds
You can wear them with anything any home in the game including the Alton
Yeah
is a later quest I forgot what the name of it is but you can unlock a better pair of earbuds
a different one like the siren or something I forgot exactly what they're called
Yeah.
By some grenades.
A couple of the nades.
Bear the gun.
Let's do it.
I'm going to go grab a drink, guys.
I'll be right back.
you
You
.
I
Sorry, I made all this I got shooting right here. I made a pit stop in the bathroom
Thank you
Thank you, brother
Good thing nobody could fucking see me standing there because I can't see 10 feet in front of my face
Okay, I don't know kill that guy, but let's not fucking find out that looks
interchange is unfair let's go to the Goshen grocery store for the scabs
Yes she is unfair Akira Buyanaga is in there.
A sponge named Robert?
There's no way SpongeBob's name is Robert.
That can't be, right?
His name is a SpongeBob.
They're all the damn scabs, man.
I thought they didn't change who'd be poppin' with scabs.
It's not Bob, it's SpongeBob.
Of course, it's not SpongeBob, it's not Spongebob.
Nice guy, what the fuck?
There's a headshot.
Hey, shishka, da ba ba ba.
Where are you?
Where are you, damn scab?
Where can I find more scabs?
That's something like a relay, remember I didn't even found the right way to hide out.
We can look for one.
Maybe, maybe.
No relay.
I'm telling you interchange is not super spooky anymore because with this whole expansion
most of the time not always most of the time a lot of the players are just outside on the
map.
go inside like all that shooting is all outside right now there's just like a
fight happening outside people don't even make it in or they they don't even
want to go in
it's candy
You go to that flare area, the new flare area, and see seven fucking people all running
around there.
Go inside, you can just run around a lot of time.
I'm back here I think.
Land study I love you how has the game been having been here in a while?
I'm pretty good.
virus
that's just off
teammate killed me dude that guy fucking ate
that sucks his teammate got me i shouldn't have swung again
I can't believe I didn't kill him on the first swing.
I feel like he died, officially.
What the fuck is this guy wearing, man?
Holy shit.
I wish I could see what he's wearing.
500, man.
Dude.
I shot one guy.
and it's scabbed in the head
that's crazy
I don't know what kind of shit I'm on the gun but still 500 is insane
that's like 10, what like 10 full bullets blocked
like that like 10 the ship I was like 50 damage
well I need another RPDN
oh I can't get another one
Can I buy it on the flay? I should be able to buy it, right?
Level 35. Well, there goes our fun.
I can only get one of these fucking things.
that's lame. Does ref have one? He probably does. Ref probably f**k it has one.
I
Need a big easy book still
All right. Well, there goes that quest I
Didn't realize I couldn't get more of those
About half of it done
Why don't you do I need masks shooter born?
Special comms don't go shooter five customs 21 to five
I'm not 21 to five yet.
Happy to have you.
Ghost Balaklava, Shmog.
Let's do that.
Ghost Balaklava.
The vial, the vial goes away, the re-bench, the re-bench, the hipsters, the hipsters,
I do.
I think I need to actually unlock, I need to do that one quest on Lighthouse for the
splint.
Four days.
8K Shria way, let's do it
I don't want to use all the, I could scopes because I want to save those for, I guess we'll do attack 30.
I regret that, but whatever, I don't want to use my good scopes, I want to save this for the rest of Shooterborn.
Thank you.
I'm sure the one with the bolt action or the distance the bolt action shooter
born is way better I'll do the old distance stuff we're getting it he's
having a hundred and fifty meter headshots in this game it was
disgustingly ridiculous to do there was there were hardly any sidelines in the
game where you could even do it. Let alone see through all the fog. It was 125. No, it
used to be 150. It was 150 and then they changed it a bunch of times. When they first, the
original quest was 150 meters. Think. Yeah, it was 150. Pretty sure it was 150. Like
a long long time ago.
everyone used to cheese that quest it was it was just like you cheese you
cheesed it or it took you literally a fucking week to do
Let me run your gym plan list, you're welcome.
You are welcome.
song star days are by dream wake band and album is this all right six minutes
and 30 seconds estimated time boy I hope that is wrong boy I hope they ain't
right on that estimate
until I usually wake up like 9 9 a.m. about 9 a.m.
Sometimes slightly earlier usually about 9 no.
I want to plant my stuff and get shot and oh there we go, they were wrong hell yeah.
Oh we're going to be waiting for six and a half minutes.
This is actually really good weather for this quest.
Well, the gym's still not during drops, no.
Nope, they hit us with another round of drops, which I'm not mad about, but no, I've not
been going to the gym the last few days.
I am dying to go back I really want to go back I'm dying.
Oh my fucking goodness he's back.
Evil!
Dude thank you so much man.
Good lord man, thank you so much.
Thank you very very very very much.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, man.
Oh man, I'm doing a light keeper ending this time.
I think it's probably the easiest one to get.
Should not run across an open field like this. That's what I'm doing.
Deader? I think it's a deader ending? Deader?
What's that?
the chaos engine a demon engine of slainesh thank you for the five gifted subs
quad your name is seven seven evil they really ten gifted subs from what the
actual shit man thank you so much thank you how do you do variable zoom the
default is alt plus scroll wheel. That's the default. Evil, thank you very very much man.
Thank you. I am farming ornaments to, well I mean I could be getting them faster but I'm
collecting the white ornaments so that I can craft the lead axe. I need a few more of them.
The craft I found in the red mud-ex is pretty fire.
I was hoping the fog would hit a little harder right here, but...
Where's he gonna have to pray?
They're at station 3, at station 3 you just need a lead ex, but you need a found and
raid leadx for the quest private clinic you need one. Here we are. And then you need two
for crisis. Yeah.
Moment now.
Five seconds.
Please. Please protect me. Please.
very good very very very good
get the fuck out of here now
let's get the fuck out of here
Let's get the hell out of here.
Where you guys?
I'm going home.
This is gameplay.
That is Peekwood's gameplay.
Just standing on a fucking dock, planting my hipster ray bench sunglasses for Ragnman
to come up and grab.
Who doesn't want a nice pair of hipster ray benches?
Mutango.
Yeah, we got another Mutango, 12 o'clock.
The force is detected in the vicinity.
eyes on the suspect.
I don't know if he's still on there.
I do believe there was a good bit.
I thought it mattered, but it did seem like there was a weird delay with the death and everything.
Oh, it didn't even matter that I did not. Look at that.
What delivery sales night. Well, let's say we're going into change.
I don't think that gun is really the move of the scope at all.
I think that was a bit of a...
Warlord out choice on my part.
I have Xbox Game Bar on? HELL NO!
Xbox Game Bar? Eugh.
Oh, that's what I'm
Game bars some
all that shit gets turned off immediately.
All that shit gets turned off.
I do want to use that gun again, but I want something of the scope and I think she's not really great with the scope and
It's just gonna be bad news
I hope you have a good rest of your stream brother in head to bed.
Thank you.
Have a great night man.
Thank you so much for everything dude.
Thank you.
Oh, btr driver. Thank you so much for bringing me my gear. Thank you. Thank you. I was wondering
where that stuff was. Just kidding. I completely forgot all the fuck about it. Thank you,
napkin.
and
PMO, BPMO, okay, yes.
All right, we've got a stash, comtaches, two comtach twos.
and two six B helmets.
You come touch twos and twos six B's on the clock.
Okay, the next one is my mouse, it's got all my shit there, but it's a wallhack, wallhack
brand.
I don't know, I probably won't be having too much longer, not too, too much longer.
of the
the
little bit during drops and finish shooter board now I decided to take a break from
it I got tardies and bolt actions too many bolt actions taking a little break
little break. Little, little,
little break.
They're gambit streams, blackjack and hookers, but no hookers.
Blackjack and hookers, a lot of hookers.
on the green kick.com forward slash landmark website.
slot game is boring. Let me do a little slot, but you got it, right? You got it sometimes.
the new Gornasty with the new stock and everything I mean it looks cool but
that thing fucking sucks bro the fucking the Gornasty sucks that gun is
of ass. APM is bugged. It's just inaccurate as fuck. That shit goes sideways after you
shoot it. Can't hit anything.
Gid 10 on slots, dude. Last session, we were up. We went from 2000 to 13,000 and then
back down to like seven in a night.
That was a wild run
We're going to be stashing these things. That's right.
Oh, I think I'm going to bust all these shit.
Oh, shit.
Why were the actual...
Oh, over here. Dude, I'm so turned around on this fog.
I change your epicenter, ground zero?
Oh, epicenter, ground zero epicenter, I see, ground zero epicenter?
We're on the epicenter.
The epicenter are mappin' another van.
Was that a cob?
I'll call that a B-center.
I have zero fucking idea where that grenade was.
It sounded like it was 360 all around me.
An olive?
That should have been an outer space for all I know.
Down scab.
There's a relay in here real quick.
Not a relay.
Relay.
That's going upstairs to Texow.
I said here with two minutes, not speed. God speed. Marked rooms, dog ship for me. I haven't
looted any marked rooms. I actually I looted RBBK once since I prestige. That's it.
But, but, well, yeah.
And now we're gaming.
Shit.
Now we're fucking gaming.
Two raids in a row doing this shit.
I'm delivering hot, yeah?
Giving him that hot delivery.
Takes 30 seconds to put a helmet in a fucking cardboard box apparently.
Must be doing this blindfolded.
What's there? Hold. Hold it.
I left. I left.
I think this guy just died.
I'm going to go back to the
and run up. All right, sick.
I hate a little bit of ass.
The
the
Shit on.
Got a couple of bullets before we got them.
A couple of bullets before we got them though.
all the matters in the end.
I think you could be saying that, man.
Peter just zoom right mouse plus scroll wheel.
Alright, plus scroll wheel which causes its own set of issues and you have to mess around with a bunch of other keybinds and anything else that also uses scroll wheel.
Zack, thank you bro.
Thank you very very much.
We've got a wee bit late.
Number 13 hours?
Holy fuck.
I'm going to ask a hundred kids.
Ah
I'm ask a hundred K on the flea
Is it why why would that be a hundred K?
The GP five gas mask or whatever
shit where was it I remember it was back in that duffel bag
That's fine.
So all these PCs back here are still yet to find GPUs.
yet to find them eventually they'll show up maybe
fires aren't cut though
fires are not what we're looking for here
they're caps
I've had this before. They're pretty good.
Got a mango on or something? Mango?
This is a Oli too, like the very back of Oli.
Should be a bunch of toolboxes and whatnot.
Manwell.
There.
Ops.
Got your account back, but it's not your account.
Who's account is it?
Wait.
Who's account did you get back?
a couple of your stats and everything too.
Let me just give you some random,
random ass account.
Those are long gone.
No more Louis Vuitton's.
open the window and your toilet froze because you forgot to close the window wait what?
the fuck? you opened up a window in your house and the water in the toilet froze because you left
the window open. that's what we're saying. you need to move. wherever you live humans were not meant
to live there other nature is trying to tell you something this is like when the
ghost writes get out and blood on the bathroom mirror and the fucking people in
the house like yeah I'm gonna stay here I don't think we should leave that's
safe safe safe
she gonna do believe on me
what are you gonna do
What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?
I fought bravely tonight, but the battle is mine.
anybody at the extract I fucking hope not
Oh
Looks clear over here easy
One quest down one sales night down we need six more extracts on this map holy shit
Wait.
This is just not at all your account, this is just they gave you back.
Wait your prestige won. Oh, you are no prestige wait they gave you a prestige though
You don't have a prestige they gave you on oh
Wait, you don't even out when I'm confused
They did copies, they just copied some, they control C, control V, does it all account
to you?
Yeah, what you get?
You get what you get, I guess.
Oh, I'm barma.
Yeah, I live in a wilder.
Okay.
Let's go stash the gazellies now.
What do you want to gazellies?
Let's go stash the gazelles now.
you kill a PMC that kills the Ratchie and cheese the mines onto the island as long as
you don't have your beeper don't shoot shit that's on the island if you're on the fucking
island with your beeper don't do that don't do that
I would not be doing that.
Oh, I'm pretty sharp.
Good morning.
Well, good evening, I suppose, for me.
I am quite, quite tired.
Quite tired.
Thank you very much. What's up, dude? I don't know. I said, thank you. My brand is shot out the
I said milk north. Isn't that that group of people that's in the Witcher the first season
The milk Norfs I make it that shit up the guy with the funny hat
Oh, that was Nilfgaard. Oh, that wasn't the nook.
That was the nook.
The Nilfgaard. I want to join the Nilfgaard.
I
Shot and thank you so much, man. I appreciate you brother. Thank you for that dog. I
Like the no the nofgaard nof guardians
Of course
Elf guard sounds super lit
Or the telf how's a telf?
What what the hell is a T?
Of course, of course, it sounded cool.
I like milk Norf better than Nilfgaard.
I don't know how to do this.
I guess it could be a worse one.
It could be worse, I guess.
A panda express?
I had a fuckton of it before.
A panda express out of my mind.
I'm far too much earlier.
Oh, that was a quick raid.
I didn't think that they could be there that fast.
I didn't think that someone could be there that fast.
What I'm for is a little suspect.
What is that load up? What is that dude? I don't
Honestly, I didn't know that there was a spawn that fucking close to where I was I
Thought I could run that way no problem. I should have one left
I
Was not expecting to run into people
That was sick
Oh, I'm having I'm really tired. I'm gonna get some sleep. We'll be back on tomorrow
tomorrow. I'm gonna send you guys on over to logical solutions. He will host your drops
for tonight. That's going on. Alright guys, thank you for the great stream. I will see
you all very very soon tomorrow. I will be streaming all day. So if I don't see you
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