you
Another month party time.
you
You
You know
Yeah, hello
of
the
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh, it was good, it was good, it was good, it was good.
Yo, clean, thank you so much for the five gifted brother.
How we doing, how we doing?
Thank you, sir.
I've been making my day.
Scottish and panda, thank you for the subs.
Nobody, thank you for the five.
I've been making my day.
Always hold.
Okay, so we have the-
I need to meet lovers with mushrooms. Good thing. I'm factory. So maybe we go to factory and start blasting everybody
Coach needs help. Oh god
Yeah
Wow, you reached Tony's pizza
What happened
What happened? Oh my gosh, brother brother brother. I
I have been in hell.
I mean, go on, go on.
Like in fights,
killing three, running out of meds and slowly dying while trying to swap plates
in my armor, like it's just, it's just the, the.
Well, I'm, I'm, I'm getting word that you have 12,000 rubles.
Is that true?
I
Did have to make did have to take a loan from a local bank
I'm back at a hundred, but I mean it's bad. I mean I this is my last gun
I got I currently got my last gun in my hands right now. Oh shit. It's bad brother
I mean it I can't even I can't buy the mags that I need in order to use guns currently
That's where I'm at. Oh
Yeah, you got a level one traders, dude
They give you they give you a half-eaten slickers bar and roll toilet paper, dude. It's crazy. It's
Yeah, it's crazy. I can't buy a CMS. No, you can't buy you cannot buy anything
What if you want me to walk around with no legs like I'm fucking peanut like I'm a little chicken roll around
Yeah, roll around. I'm really getting a little sweet and sour sauce and jumping it on hutch today
You don't mean nothing. I swear to boss. Give me a break.
Only one for me boss. If you want to punish me, I will stop you.
I literally have one out of three used CMS kit right now.
I feel like this is getting into a kink thing.
So if a Goofah could get a CMS that'd be great.
You know what? I could do you even better.
I could bring you a surgery kit.
Oh.
The 12...
Oh, it's actually nine use only now.
The nine use surgery kit.
the the serve 12 that's now a nine use kit for whatever he's
They call it the serve 12 and it's got nine uses now
So
Bro, you know, it's it's been kind of a shitty day because
The the the competition is
Factory yeah competition is everyone's just running around with pistols
That's it. Hey, why it's like piss that that's that's the that's the competition they have to run around with pistols if you use
Yeah, melee, I think maybe shotgun
Which we could just go and fucking kill them all and farm tequila, right?
Like that's always an option if that's what we want to do, but there's no loot really there customs has been
There's no on factory. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we would literally just be there for tequila. That's it and
Like that it doesn't even tequila doesn't even really give you anything either
Yeah, so just that he doesn't really give you shit
Yeah
So a minute, I've been trying to question. Ooh, do you buy chance got a one 14 key or can buy one?
That'd be great for customs. Yeah. Yeah, I got that
all right, I need the one 14 key and
I
Mean just I'm at the everything stupid ish scrub
Things of food like bullshit. No, we're gonna be an eater
that stupid shit. Renadier, you mean? Renate him?
That's what I said. That's what I said.
That's what I said. OK, OK, we have a one forty.
I'll double check. I can buy one.
I can't even, brother, I can't even buy a backpack right now.
Oh, you can't buy a shit.
It's insane that the level one trader experienced
a honestly, they got to make it better.
It's fucking nuts.
It's it's it's so
Dude, it's so bad like even even when I do it. I know what the fuck I'm doing. I suffer
Because it's just so fucking bad. They need to give you the flea market like right away, honestly, I
Get it at the beginning of a white belt flea market. Yeah, like that's cool. It works. It's cool like that
But at this point you should have the flea market when you start
I mean at least give me the ability to heal my body
I know CMS kids are fucking insane.
It's nuts.
Yeah.
But you want new players to go into raids
and not be able to fix their legs?
I guess so.
Dude, what the hell?
I guess so.
Lee doesn't help.
He's broke.
But he'd be less broke with the fleet
because he'd actually be able to sell the things
that he finds for more money, right?
Like, you make more money from the fleet.
So, okay, we're going to, customs?
Yeah, I have 114, yep, I have 114, okay, perfect.
I'd betrayed, I believe, a Chinese man today.
Oh, it's okay.
I asked him if he had a 114 key, he said, I don't speak English very well, and I shot
him and took everything.
That's what it is.
Honestly, sounds like he deserved it.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, my Chad didn't agree. They were really upset at me, but to be honest, yeah, but what is Chad now just nobody
It's just nobody doesn't know anything
agreed
It's saying this for years
So I'm bringing a sniper and a Glock 18 say no
Beautiful sounds like a lot of kills
My boss didn't yesterday is so much fun
you need anything besides the
surgery kit surgery kit and I'd be
profing. No, that's it. So I need
to get a big dog. Okay. Talking
to you to icebreaker. We went
yes. I don't think Hutch has the
finances to enter icebreaker.
I don't think he has the finances
for that. I brought him yesterday
and we're in the boss room and he
I almost got him rich yesterday. I was so close. I
Was so close
But alas didn't work out
Just didn't work out man
Almost had it
One second I'm almost ready. Oh
Dude, I started watching that the fucking Lego thing
I told you
Why I told you one that guy isn't like
He's out of his fucking mind. I love it
to
like
phenomenal
phenomenal video
Dude it's insane
It's watch some unredacted
So during the video you you probably saw he said did you watch part one and part two or just just one?
just most of what most of one. Okay. So a lot of the things that are going on
kind of goes over in part one where you know how they're like, I don't know if
he said no drops or no drops in a lot of that video is now being unredacted.
And someone in the PD allegedly or they got hacked something, something happened
to where they released all the footage or a lot of it.
And in the footage, you can hear them just, I mean, bro, these cops are walking
up to the guy and they're like, Hey, what do you want us to do for you today?
And what what what can we do for you?
And then after they arrested him on like the first arrest, the guy, I didn't
see him get arrested yet.
I know he gets arrested, but I didn't see him get arrested yet.
Dude, you got to I just saw where he did the raffle and then they just like
walked away from him after.
Dude, the guy's in the ride the whole so deep.
We watched a lawyer today talking about it,
like everything that he could be in trouble for
and he can't be in one of the things was the raffle.
What, he can be in trouble for that?
Yeah, because he gave away something
that he did not have possession of
and knew that he had possession of.
Yeah, that's what I was seeing.
Like some of the stuff he was doing,
I'm like, I don't know if he could actually do that.
Yeah, dude, I was the same way.
I was the same way.
I'm like, it's smart, it's clever, but I'm like, I don't know.
The video is so good.
Yeah, I know.
Right now out of everything, I think the biggest thing he is in trouble with.
From the videos I've watched is a defamation lawsuit.
Yeah, and then like some bullshit with the raffle and some bullshit.
When he's getting in trouble for the raffle, we don't know yet, but I mean,
who's going to go after him for that?
The PD, I mean.
Whoa.
They came down with him.
Okay.
I mean, but like, you think a jury
is going to incriminate somebody for that?
You hope not, right?
Like a jury, like reasonable people
that hear what happened, they're going to be like,
no, this guy doesn't deserve to go to jail
over this raffle.
like he might not go to like
obviously this all goes to trial
like he he's going to win in no
doubt. Yeah. But it's a matter of
them going with specific charges
like one of the things that
another charge he could be looking
at is stalking right going to the
house.
I didn't see the house yet. I
didn't see all that. Yeah.
I'm doing some borderline shit
in the second episode in the third
in the third episode for sure but I mean my opinion is fuck them all I think it's fucking
hilarious I respect it I don't know if I would do it that way but respect yeah exactly
I
Whole things just so insane man
And it just it pisses me off that motherfuckers act away like
the the
Store owner does we're like oh sue me sue me like oh, it's just a matter of a
a disagreement about business so sue me it's like you're a fucking piece of shit man like
that's the whole way you operate and you're just like you just do it that way because
you don't think anyone will actually follow through with it well funny enough as of today
Uh, him and the CEO of, uh, that Lego company both resigned.
Good.
That guy was a fucker, too.
Yeah.
Here, my red footsteps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, middle floor.
Yeah, he's on staircase.
But then with a clock.
of the
I
Fucking saw my legs off I gotta fix my legs fucking chains on my legs off
Probably you took a million fucking bullets that guy
Yeah, you did
For steps
I'm back. I'm back.
I just saw you. I'm so sorry. He's not back.
He's still out there. He went left. He went left. Got it.
Fuck. I missed the kill. He's going up top. He's going up top. Yeah, he's going up top. I'm going to peek him up top.
Sniper.
Wow, he just walked fucking straight down the hallway with a flashlight. Holy shit.
He's dead.
Killed him.
Yeah, I killed him.
He's gonna peek him.
He's gonna throw the main.
I was literally just trying to heal my body.
No, you're good, you're good.
I didn't think he was, I didn't think he was so fucking close to me.
to me. We he thoraxed me. What the fuck? The fuck did he shoot me with? I guess my chest was low.
I hate the automatic healing. Should not hear healing my thorax first. Like I'm talking off
the right arm. He just five shot thorax me. Jesus Christ.
I think I'm going to level up
your like fence rep too. I don't
know. I think it's 20. 20.
Watching poverty. Yay. Impoverty.
Okay.
and literally like five years
because I'm having a lot of fun
When he gets off, I'll probably run the factory. I don't know
Wow, thanks Bambi
Why
Well, to be honest with you, a lot of like the problem is the car.
They've changed.
Like the looting stuff has been changed back to the old ways.
We can drop keys and it feels good like a lot of things have been made a lot better.
like the things I was complaining about
and I do it just feels it feels like it was revitalized if you may
like I like the whole like hey your quest items
pissed also where the fuck is my food at I'm starving man I'm starving
all right we're gonna be in hell give me a moment here
I
Fold my gun and it gets tiny
Hmm talking about the gun
I don't know what he's talking about. What is he done? What is he talking about? I'm gonna actually drop my helmet at least I
I
Drop my gun as well. Okay. No, I haven't I dropped my rig as well
We're good I haven't played magic in a while
I should it's been like a couple months I played forgot
Tony looks like every time I lose his body like he's about to go to fucking Vietnam
Keep this in here actually
I don't know what I'm just trying to do with this loot right now. I always think of this kind of shit
What's good with him tomorrow, what up what up what I pick up there's just double audio through discord
Yeah, horrible he's up front
I
Didn't even see what the other guy had and we'll just let him loop. They'll figure it out
They'll figure it out four dogs is moving their release date up to the summer
Wait, what when?
I'm
he needs like 1000
you can leave the jackets for money
if the car is there if it's there
maybe I prepare like it is there and then
Forms marked worth buying I don't think so
Oh and the the little ice cream shop next to three story the cash registers have money the guaranteed so they'll get plenty from that
I also I do have a meal stand. I just remembered as well.
He's just got the money. We're doing duo today. Um, I'm helping out, huh? I don't think he's on for too much longer.
Well, helping isn't, I died, but I guess I did help him.
Um, pretty please.
So I guess I don't know at least for a little bit
Really know you should just get car money
He's probably gonna take all my gear which is fine. I just want my guns
I'm kind of using a meme kit
You know what you're doing?
USD. Oh my god.
Watch ice cream shop across the
street from nearby money.
Did you see what I just found?
Yeah, $100. Oh, you got the key.
I'll be able to loot that safe and hopefully get some rubly.
Found a 114 gate.
Oh, shit, no way, no way.
I'll be able to loot that safe and hopefully get some rubly.
No, the car's not 5K anymore.
They made it like fucking 20K.
After they buffed the drop rate of money in raids,
they made it more expensive.
The car might not even be there and there's no money in the fucking thing. I
There's no money for
I don't know why I'm looting this. There's not gonna be no money
All righty, no my god, okay
I'm sure just run factory in the meantime. Do I just say fuck it and rip a meal. I think I do
Check the car
So I just say fuck it and rip the meal.
I think I do.
Check the car.
I'll grab the money first and then I'll check car.
I'll grab the money first.
Hey, Ms. Tracker, I have no fucking idea.
I don't know people's names.
Oh, not over here.
What the hell?
That's...
Um, like two dead people across the street.
Service avoid cheaters auto auto servers.
Okay, here we go.
Those are rapid.
I know this is dumb.
I think I looped those guys.
What do you think?
I think that's dumb.
You think that's dumb?
I think it's really dumb.
Yep.
Don't think that these guys might have killed these guys before I went over
there to those guys.
I mean, it's possible, but
Have we heard any shots, I don't think we have
I don't know
Thank you pretty fall
There's a hundred people bad. Oh my fucking god. Oh, there's wait. Oh, there's the scabs
There's the scabs. I'm just getting he's getting greedy the greed is consuming him
No car oh my god
No way
This is some bull shit.
Just are getting a kid so he can just bring me my like gun and shit.
Oh, and yes, I don't know.
What a thought.
This is bad.
What a sketched.
Yes.
quite perpaxing hope I'm getting told there was a big update on the Lego story
oh oh yeah what is it chat what's the update
Yeah, you can also keep everything of mine. Just bring my walk in the mags and the ammo
and the guns. Yeah, yeah, no problem. You want the sniper, you want the Glock, my Glock
Yeah, I'm not going to feel mags ammo. Yep. Absolutely. Yeah. No,
fantastic.
That.
Oh my gosh, no, no, thanks for 47 months. They fixed all the smoke bullshit
No, there's no way they fixed the smoke bullshit. I think they fixed the Korean spider-man wall climbing
Hey, what?
They they fixed the so there's a way this some call the Korean spider-man because this Korean guy
I think he's stream or something he found this way you could climb up like drainage pipe on the side of the boat
Like all the way the roof from this bond and like jump over the entire map
So as the Korean spider-man tech, I think they fixed that and I think they fixed the one jump that I was trying to do yesterday
But there's another jump you can still do
So I don't they didn't fix yeah, I don't think
They maybe they maybe yeah, maybe Korean spider-man, but that's it
Got it
All right. Well
You will have your gun
You have your mags. I'll bring you your spare ammo as well. You want me to keep everything else?
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah
Right, can you load the mag and the gun and repair the Glock because I think it's choked
block has been repaired. Thank you. Thank you. Has been a
repad. Oh, come on. Maybe turn the lights down. Damn, bro.
I forget how late I am. Everyone's gear is gold and shit.
All right. You have two mags. One of the mags I had to drop
and it was empty anyways. So, but you got your block and
the
all right let me turn this in
I guess they're not 15
I know you're 60k
hell yeah
so you get the flea but you get like
the poop of flea
so what exactly can I not buy on the flea
everything
you might be able to buy headphones
and sell headphones
Maybe some guns. I I don't know. I don't know exactly what the level locks are but you can see it in the flea if you go
Damn so I didn't really get shit. No, it sucks. It's terrible. Oh, they have it right now. I
Need to do the medical records on the reserve and I haven't played reserve since I've been back you trying to go
The medical we could do that. That's not like a
That's not our urgent quest
I'm just looking for quests to do to level
What else do you have on customs?
Nothing. Yeah, man. Anything in customs?
Don't you need like gas analyzers? Salih was the water?
All done did all that. Oh
Yeah, what the fuck?
You have an interchange or something?
You should have an interchange now.
Have an interchange?
What do you have an interchange?
I got, so I have woods for the folder and the locating the convoys.
I have one street, subting the journal.
I got reserve.
I got two on ground zero.
Woods progresses you through the quest lines.
the guns are real, yes.
I need to locate the missing convoy and I need to go get the 0052 sawmill.
The sawmill thing. Yeah, that's a progression quest, so we should do that.
All right.
Fuck. I grabbed my food.
Food's here.
What kind of scope is this?
what do you think about the two
point five eight thirty six 30mm
rifle scope that Leap Hold I don't
even know how to say that.
Ass Leopold ass.
All right.
Probably I don't know I don't
use it nobody uses it so
probably some ass.
All right I'm just gonna run
holo on Woods and be depressed
it's all we got.
I see underrated.
No okay never mind we're good.
I think hollow and she was underrated on woods to be honest
Depending on how you play it depending it depends. Okay, so I
Bring SMGs to woods a lot and everyone's I was like Tony. Why are you bringing an SMG on woods? What the fuck and like if you have
Think about the map a lot of it is woods
Aka trees five feet in front of you. So a lot of your fights are actually up close on woods
If you stay out of the long sight lines, like usually you're running into people close the 240 is full auto as it is
That's it is you're making sense. You know, I just I just don't want to believe you sense
That's okay. You don't have to believe me. Don't worry. I mean if we're going to saw mill to be long range. So, you know, I'm saying
Yeah, no, I'm saying
Yeah, well I found a scope so we're in business. I'm gonna bring you scope. Let me know
I think I'm good. I'm good. Gotta eat gotta drink and I'm ready
Call me mister where is all my damn food
Aided all
Shits!
They ate all the food!
That's what you're doing!
Tell me I can buy food at least.
Okay, I'll buy food.
I was gonna crash out a big time.
You're gonna buy water and crackers.
Twenty thousand for a can of salmon?
The fuck is going on?
I just spent my entire net worth
on cans of sorry.
Nice.
It's gonna be the best fish you ever had.
Yeah, I don't even like fish.
We're on a hutch from?
Streaming?
All right, I'm good finally.
Oh my gosh, I've been waiting on you to hit the Q.
I'm the leader of the group.
You silly goose.
Shit.
You got your good.
I'll grab my food.
Jack, give me a second.
Put the key in the stash.
It's a 114 key. I could give a rat's ass about it.
you
You
I don't want to be here anymore.
My disappointment is tremendous.
That's what is done here.
That's worse.
That's a that's worse than death.
You know, I thought I had a notification board.
Oh, Glockatron on the ground.
Oh, the Glockatron.
I
Say
Right yep
My third time trying to do this
That's why I need his food chat shut up
What we could walk it out?
I keep dying. Walk it and I walk it and I walk it and I go.
Go nice and slow. Yeah, sounds good. Not a race.
These are gonna be a track star.
It's kind of just like straight in front of us. Yeah.
You remember when they're they used to have a bunch of mines in these like little side areas
No, not here not here. There's no mines. Oh, yeah, I thought they had mines over here at one point
Greater profiles on Google. No, what's up?
I think here. No, what's a creator profile on Google?
and Google someone with a big name they were profile on the right side okay yeah
you know one of your creator really and I could be famous
I'm on Google, mom, I'm on Google.
So it's right in front of us.
I don't see any hairstyles.
to the right just a little bit.
Is anybody there?
The sides of my screen of no color, because that's the game when you're on pain medicine.
But whatever reason, that's how they have it.
I wouldn't tell you why, but that's how they do it.
Got it?
I think we have to go up to this other camp now.
All good over here, boss.
Okay.
I'd rather go up to the right, maybe.
Let's do it.
Oh
Wait, is that guy or scab it's scab scab scab
Like a little man running
Well, I was so upset yesterday. We tried to do the
Dude, I was so fucking pissed man
Dude, I died with you and then I played with them and the same shit happens except I got swung by
I'm not going to let him
get my whatever his name is
and he just two tab into the
chest and wedge. Yeah. Yes
made it to what. No not wedge
the first boss really the first
door oh Marty. Yeah I got put
out my Marty. Okay am I
going to play like you taught
me. And we just walked in
I know Marty swung the corner.
Hit a knee slide to tap me to the
chest and I later I never had a
chance over here dying on Marty.
I thought I taught you better than
that. It wasn't my fault man.
It's that little peanuts. You
gotta believe me. I thought I
taught you better than that.
You gotta believe me. Do you
I
What I'm gonna do you could add m61 ammo and just fuck to you sometimes he has it's pretty rare
There's bombs. Oh, okay. Watch out. There's bombs, but you gotta go right here. There's no bombs here
He had
M62
Yeah, that's pretty typical did you get your quest
No, there's a second part of that quest.
I got some milk and some peas.
See, I got a temporary use set camp on woods.
I think it's like in here maybe.
I thought it was right where we just were to be honest.
I just got it. Never take
responsibility for anything.
Okay. Isn't that right Tony? It's never our fault. Never admit defeat. Always push the blame on to someone else. It's corporate bro. It's corporate. It's corporate. It's corporate. No, you have to take that up with our franchisees. I'm about to open up some
Tony's Pizza like additional franchises. I can blame them for everything that goes wrong.
That's a genius. That's a great
idea. Right? I'm learning. You
know, we need what we can do
is as we can sell Tony's Pizza
and Hutch's Pizza. Yours will
be the regular pizza. Mine is
my world's famous Hutch's Pizza.
Why don't you want to win
marinara? I was going to say
meatballs. You ever had? You
ever had to go? Marinara and
It's healthy get a low calorie low calorie tortellas
marinara
pepperoni
cheese
Not in that order cheese pepperoni
It's actually fire and it's not that bad for you. You could use turkey pepperoni
That is well turkey pepperoni ain't that bad to be honest
No, no well, you know, that's you know, it's an even better option
And definitely more work.
You can make chicken crust pizza.
Chicken crust.
To the goblah.
The hell is a chicken crust?
You can make a pizza crust out of blended up chicken breast.
Oh, there's a guy in front of us.
Oh, M4.
And it's actually pretty fucking good.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
I don't know. I don't know.
about the redneck taco. Tony,
you know about my redneck taco.
Taco the Slim Jim in a tortilla.
These motherfuckers.
around the block.
I know. We don't play.
I don't think we strange. I don't know.
Redneck taco is something that's been lost
in the ancient times. They say that the
redneck taco is actually invented.
Yeah, they don't know. We filmed the motherfucking commercial together.
Damn right. Damn right.
We were straight. We were straight. Award, award winning actors.
That's a scab, scabotron. That is.
We were award winning actors.
That's right. You punched the shit out of that desk.
And we had to do a chat. I'm not kidding you, brother.
I felt bad for Tony at one point. We had to they've had to have made us do that scene
Like 15 times. Yeah, but we nailed it. I
Feel like that's not even that many takes on it comes to film and shit
All right, I don't know where this guy went that was shooting because he clearly was shooting
It's a little bit of a shame.
I'd have been right here.
That's what it sounded like.
The sniper scout is alive though, which gives me a little bit of pause.
Possum.
I'm dead.
Alive.
Possum.
alive awesome I look dead right now yeah yeah yeah yeah you look dead I'm alive
all right let's go yeah
I got down to the sawmill even.
I don't know. I'm going to
just happen. I shot a scab.
Blow a watermelon sized hole
in his chest. So, my chasers
that Adam 22 got got divorced. No way. I've never seen that coming. Who knew? Who would
have thought? Well, not even that letting another man repeatedly fuck your wife and
then getting the shit beat out of you in about 10 seconds by the same man. Not only repeatedly
your wife. He also. Yeah.
on television. Beat your ass.
Yeah. That's just a yeah.
Dude, you wouldn't see me. You
know what I mean? Like, not
even the **** your wife part
just to get my ass whipped on
television. Oh, yeah. The
Yeah. Yeah. One of them. Oh, I'm dead. Oh, why is it always me up?
Man down. Why is I have no fucking idea where you just got shot from?
Why is it always me? If this is a sermon, I'm actually it's not.
It's got to be a player. It was you got to start in. No, no, no player.
What's the number?
Level 29.
600 hours.
What's the app?
What's his gun?
What's going on?
Fucked up, Bulty.
Just stay moving.
I mean this guy is a 0.26 KD.
I believe he may be
potentially Helen Keller.
There is potential
that this is Helen Keller.
The problem is just finding him.
I'm not going to be gilly.
He's gilly.
This guy's going to be gilly
up, you know.
Yeah, he ain't moving.
God damn.
He's standing underneath a tree
playing eggs.
Playing eggs.
All right, I'm going to mute.
I'll be watching.
But Chad, where do you think this
guy is?
If you were this guy, where would
you be?
I'm going to check up on top of
these rocks.
rocks. I mean, Sturman, like,
he was shooting this way, kind of the BTR.
It's not him on these rocks.
It did kind of sound to the left.
Yeah, I agree.
I think he's across somewhere.
He might have, honestly.
Oh, no, it's probably the BTR shooting at Sturman.
You're gonna shoot me from here.
Nobody's on the BTR.
That's not really ideal.
Not the ideal scenario.
I don't want to swoop over and grab his stuff either like well I'm out hunted for him I
I watched the BTR over there.
I don't know.
My plan right now is run around, try and bait out his shot without dying, and then
in the direction towards jaggers not by plane.
Oh, what the fuck?
Who's back here?
I don't even think these are the same guys.
I think these guys are just fighting over the BTR.
I'll leave that alone.
I have no clue where this guy's at.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh no no.
Wait that's a guy that's a guy that's a guy it's a guy, it's a player.
Fuck no.
Got his ass lay him out
Not came where he stands
I don't know if he actually died he might have you might have I'm proud. He might have I'm proud
I'm not sure unknown unknown unknown that was him your target target. He could still be alive. He could still be alive
I
Don't know if he went prone or he flop like a fish
I'm gonna get you.
Engaging Glock formation.
Oh he's dead.
Oh he dead dead.
Oh, he did dead.
What the fuck? Oh, he's got the Guarlani.
Killzone.
Killzone, right?
That's a guy pretty sure he's a killzone.
Now, where's, uh, where's Sturmusy at?
I killed one of the Sturman guards.
Oh, fuck, there's a little BTR gun.
Again, I don't think it has cover fire on.
We're good.
Go get Hotch's stuff, and then we should have outskirt
someone on mistake in, yep.
Watch how much food you need on your character.
Um, get all that.
And get his rig.
That's fun.
Oh, I'm just drinking milk here on my mate.
I don't know where, uh, Starmann's at.
I killed this guy right here.
That's another guard.
Sturmin himself, though
I think the the gullamee guy might have killed him
Hey, I heard something right
To I think
There's also people up here though who I heard shooting before I think he's
He's literally just camping the BTR.
guys I think he's actually just camping the VTR no tango spotted nobody there
Yeah. Nobody in the tree. No
squirrels. Keep running.
Just keep on moving.
You should be clear. There might be a guy camping this
I've run into a few of them back here lately. Oh that was insane timing. Could
I think the time did any better than that.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
This guy is prestige five. What are you doing?
Wow.
that'll happen. I don't understand but okay well that sucks. Yep yep and I got to redo
all that don't I you have to do that without dying maybe
yep kill me Tony I want you to take me up back and kill me
oh my god I'm fucking poor now would you like it done tomorrow's gonna be hell
I already know Tony I need you on bright and early tomorrow
I don't know if I'm doing much help right now fuck
Well
As much as I want to yell at you for dying to a snake in the grass fucking worm
Hard to be mad at you wait. So not only can I not buy shit?
But I can't sell shit either
Nope
I don't I can't afford to sell things. That's how broke I am
I'm in hell I'm in hell
So at what level does my auction house open up
It depends on what you you are trying to sell. I like it's different categories or different level requirements.
Got it.
It depends like barter items versus keys versus like guns or animals all different.
Got it.
I hope I don't miss click and sell something for 20 million rubles Tony.
Oh, I've done that.
Oh, how could I ever recover from that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be a damn shame.
Oh, that'd be terrible, Tony.
Imagine the pain.
I couldn't get over it.
Honestly, I can't believe there's a guy with 6,000 hours just laying in the fucking grass.
Like, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
All right. I require your assistance.
Okay.
I need 545 mags and ammo, Borfe Bor.
Okay. What what size mags? 30 rounders. Okay. Oh, thank you.
How many, how many, how many?
Three five, three is fine, three is fine.
Okay.
Bring your stack up BT.
Okay, I have three mags and a stack up BT.
Now, I'm gonna grab my food, so take it to them.
I'll be right back.
Check me second.
you
there. Now, Tony, this is my
LG. Okay. If you would like to
play tomorrow, I am it. It's
definitely not because I am
dirt poor, depressed and don't
know how I'm going to make
ends meet because we're such
good friends and you just love
having such a great time
There it is
But God please start stream around 10 a.m. ESP God bless. I don't know about 10 am BST, but today was just late for me
about it
How to do how do life stuff, you know, I am so sorry my friend was sitting
I you know what I want to do. I want that's love or one of those smart sons of bitches
to make a second to where you can have like a second you you know what I mean
you just and you don't have to be in Hollywood to get it either you know what
I'm saying I'm gonna go do the bullshit the clone oh yeah give me a give me but
like a robot oh like a regular clone would be a little too weird so just a
robot a rope a robot slave. Oh, I
dropped the bullets. Oh, no,
you're good. You're good. We'll
find it. Well, there it goes.
Oh, shit. There it goes. Wait.
No, they're right here. They're
right here. You see him? Fine.
I stepped on him. I've got him.
Oh, it would be that big of a robot, guys.
They're a pretty fucking big robot.
You ever seen Pacific Rim? Are
Are you kidding me? I would not be like a Pacific Rim robot.
What the hell?
Be one of them Yeagers.
I'm gonna be a little bit careful around these parts, Hutch.
Oh, God.
Oh my goodness.
I'm gonna get this lead axe real quick and solve all my problems in life.
You should loot in here.
There's like pretty good loot, you know.
Not fucking scared, mate.
Some vitamins.
Hey, that's what I-
Hey, ah!
All right, let's get out of here.
I just peepered, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did.
Yep, last time I went this way I got head shot at from someone I didn't see and died
shortly after yeah we're gonna have to scope this shit out a little bit out of
every kid I've lost today I've had to have lost probably close to 90% of them
on woods woods is tough because the people are doing the btr shit for ice
breaker 27777 yeah I'm taking that out one more close seven seven months is far
too short a time I thought I heard something
You'd be mistaken, but I thought I did.
Good shoot, nosy.
I guess we can go get this. What
the hell down there? Max. Thank
you, brother. Watch out for the
guys sitting up here shooting.
Yeah, I'm trying to scout out all
those sniper spots.
Just keep moving, just keep movin'
Max, thank you so much, I'm trying to cut you off, man
Cold killin' even 32 months I thought I heard a guy
I don't think we got Sturm in here
This feel like somebody's watching me
What about that? What's coming out?
No, let's go.
How we feelin'?
What do you know?
By sight, I'm secured.
Very good, very good, very good, very good, very good.
Now now we have to avoid the worms
Chickens
What do you think that thing go gang and chicken in the movie?
I'm in here in there hangover
Yeah, that and boss.
I need to shoot our gun and let
people hear us.
The silencers are a lot louder in this game now.
Yeah, I've been feeling that.
Yeah, they did a whole update for that.
So like if someone was up here, and you shot your gun that like they would hear you sure easily
And I can hear all the way across the map
Request stuff
It's one of the bogey tear camps
That bogey, yeah
So they don't know how to put out a fire
The
is what's hard to learn in customs
because it's just a bunch of fucking things.
The bear would be pissed about them.
Oh yeah.
Starting forest fires,
It's hard to learn because it's trees everywhere.
It all looks the same when you're when you're new to it
It's hard to have points of interest when it's just a bunch of trees
Can help prevent forest fires
DQ thanks
Oh
What oh iron shots up the doodled up to the use that camp where we have to go after this. Yep. Yep shots up there shots up there
Definitely up there
I
Want to go from the right again? Yeah
I would say once you start getting a little close of woods printing like probably here to be honest, he's gonna hear us
Damn
Well, you're a loud shot. You're super heavy scabs walking up that might draw some shots
Don't shoot that don't shoot that
I'm just looking on the top of that mountain.
Alright, I'm going in. I didn't see the bricks and minifigs update.
Oh, no, the CEO resigned or something?
I don't see the sky though.
I haven't seen him.
He was definitely up here shooting.
Yeah, I'm doubt that.
Not up on the rocks either.
to be honest. Yeah, I could've been shooting his way out, maybe. Yeah, I think he was
moving. No, he's in the air, killed him. Oh, my fucking god. Watch out for more. Let's
see if this is, this is our guy. Silence, AK. I don't know what the fuck he's doing
in there level 12 he's just brand new he doesn't know what he's doing in this
fucking no no he's prestige one he knows he's just he's just a low level
like playing super super slow doesn't want to die and lose his shit because as
you know she can't buy more shit as I do though yes I do know these for sure
I think he moved it in the front.
Yup.
I do not want to do this again.
No, we're going to hang all the way on the right here, and that'll come on the right.
We'll take the flare together.
There's a flare extract here if that's New Duke.
it. Leave them all, I guess. Forty
five ethernet cords in the basement ceiling.
This is not like a haunted mirror or something.
It's in a LAN party.
Yeah, maybe they're gamers or they're hosting LAN parties
in the basement.
I had 45 hot dogs that I found in my ceiling.
That's actually worse than a haunted mirror.
I'm fighting 45 hot dogs left over from the previous owners.
Who knows where those things have been?
There's a flat.
Great job, budge. Great job, great job, great job.
We gotta leave these stupid quests are over.
We got them.
Goodness.
That's right.
It only took me seven hours to get it done, but it's over.
Tell me no more long.
Tony, Gigi's my friend.
Gigi sir.
Tell tomorrow I will see you then.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Have a great evening.
Bye bye, bye bye.
Good night, good night, bye bye, bye bye.
All right guys I think now we go to factory. Now we go to factory. The
shenanigans begins.
Children of the sky. It's gone away.
I believe we should.
a shotgun. How do we feel about that?
Been a while. Game looks fun again.
Man, thank you for five months. It's been good. Been good. Been having a good time playing.
I was going to grab the Benelli shotgun, super 90, the super duper 90, on circle plus
the 13 round tube plus a little holographic plus a little clamp plus a little flashlight
so I was thinking
maybe even a tequila mask if we're feeling rambunctious
the
I think that's a loadout for a, oh, let's swap to, um, this armor for the neck protection.
It's a better idea, even, I don't think I'm going to wear any headphones at all, or maybe
or tips or tips I guess 111,000 goddamn you know honestly this might be a
terrible fucking idea because I have a shotgun and there might be some absolute
monsters in here there may be some absolute monsters oh fuck
I think Mike was asking might be run around a factory.
Nathan, thank you so much, man. I appreciate that, bro.
Thank you. Yeah, Mr. Mike was asking might be run around.
I don't know. I mean there's the streamer streamer challenge thing. That's why I'm headed here.
So I don't run into Mr. Fragus.
That's
Point one four eight hundred DPI that's pretty fucking slow
Um I play on low DPI mine's higher than that
Oh fracas is done alia perfect
I can't kill our boy that's perfect
I don't know if I love this mask, but upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs,
That's the um, I'm a bathroom
Yeah, I knew you were gonna push me cousin
I knew you were going to push me that 13 round tube is nice ain't it
that was definitely one of them streamers RIP mr. streamer when he's here with his
Panelli Agama 13 rounds home defense shotgun tube
Or to Gila
I want to blow him up with my shotgun
Oh, he's got a shotgun too.
Alright, well, Tequila's a dummy.
And you die god damn it!
Son of a bitch.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with
Gull Sabo slugs.
I was going to PPS age to
Gila Mask.
I fuck with it.
I don't get you.
Oh wait, what are the rules of this streamer
of this like streamer challenge shit what are they doing and what are they
allowed to use I was hearing pistols
maybe I should don't know not the top my head
right I think we're totally good all clear for extraction use anything but
pistols give you more points
All right. Easy raid. Easy raid. Easy, easy raid. I'll practice text to me.
boom boom boom boom boom
section complete or two four people not bad not bad
I guess just said you pussy ass bitch for gaming
a shot in the face god damn it
What's that, what's that dude?
Oh wow.
Uh, so I heard the news of you going to factory with an Altin and a shotgun.
Uh, it's a Gila mask actually.
Yeah, hey dude, you're a fucking bitch.
Wait, I didn't kill you.
Oh, I even specifically said, I specifically said, is Fragus done?
because I don't want to run to Fragus and kill him
while he's doing his challenge.
And everyone said, nope, Fragus is done.
So I said, okay, I'm going to factory.
No dude, if I would have died to your ass,
because you don't understand how many altars
and tequila masks I ran into today.
You think I would have done that to you?
Hell yeah.
You think I would have done that to you?
You would have got your gift.
I don't know.
Dude, honestly, I'm like, I'm eighth right now.
I'm eighth right now, which like I'm kind of, you know,
oh my God.
using pistol slash revolvers five points kill a PMC three points extract with
founded raid dog tag from PC you killed three points kill a scab using a male
weapon to kill to Gila using a male weapon 15 and then extract with 15 1,500
thousand wait what 150k worth of lies you're lost man I online yeah it's fine
to be honest I got really really unlucky day one I kept getting bigger
and you lock it in day two three four five that's what I'm gonna try to do I
want the fracas peanut butter jar stream item dude I do too man
a job the peanut butter job hell yeah how else would keep these have sex at
thar gov that's it get the scams to look it up what are we doing I have a
vanilla shotgun because I've been obsessed with it after we use no nice
breaker I don't know whatever you want to do Tony water's 13 months thank you
I'm down for whatever you want to do
It's like it's like what are my morals dude am I going to factory after like I just
Want to
Don't know what are we going icebreaker you was other maps poppin like what was the deal?
It was pretty popping. I did one raid on it, but yes, there's popping today. It seemed like it's popping
Well, yes, there is popping because of it. Okay. I need to go
Check on my cat because I think he broke his litter box. So while I do that you figure out what we're gonna do
Okay, okay
Okay, yeah, baby. I want
you
You
Um,
Yo, Tony,
chat.
I was thinking
I was thinking, wait, how hard is it to get the transit of shoreline icebreaker?
Can I still RPG that bitch?
Can I RPG that bitch?
Either that or Icebreaker, bro.
Like, the other maps have to be dead for the event.
Also, I fucked all your moms.
Bam!
That's a massive plus one!
Okay, I lied. I'm sorry. I didn't I didn't mean that. Okay, I'm back. I lied. Okay, yo, I was thinking
I don't know. Is it still
to RPG the transit? Um they
I don't know. I heard. I think
you have cover now and you're
at the transit. What is it
possible? Maybe. Probably
Grenade launcher with the AGS.
You have to you got the
I
How do we test it we have to offline raid
What are you weird?
Yeah
I'll see that
I'm gonna die want to do that
We fucking dude. I mean to be honest like I don't see any other map being poppin cuz like
No custom was pop I worked on for the hot shit dorms there were like fucking 20 people there wait today
No
Wait, I just play him he was on he just got off
Silly fella
Well, okay, then we'll do that so options camp the transit with RPG or the GL whatever
Icebreaker or just going customs and
Fucking shit
the
order of the curve ball their option of a four
to a bottle of the legends of the
the
You're going to get on the grenade launcher.
I'm going to scope in, and we're
going to find where to shoot it.
And then we're going to blow somebody up the next raid.
Dude, say you last.
Give me your lobby.
Yeah, we're going to do it.
But what if someone takes up my head and my shield?
Well, no, you're going to prime it and then just hide.
And then I'm going to spot them.
And I'm in a faggots, faggots, faggots,
code, code, code, blue, code, blue,
and then you're gonna get on the thing
and then start-
What, what are you quarterback?
What are you saying?
Start blasting.
No, that's more like blue 42.
Well, that's pretty much the same equivalent.
No, I said code blue.
Mag, snare, code blue, code blue, code blue.
No, that's like, yeah, okay.
Give me your lobby, dude.
I'm grabbing an AXMC, you fuck, shoreline.
to do offline raid
Yeah
Wait, oh, I think you have to be in my how are we gonna test it? You're gonna like look at it. Yeah. What's your name?
Okay, yours. It's old feaky dolls
Like oh F or OHF oh F
Fiki oh feaky dolls, okay
Yeah, I'm just gonna watch and see where they blow up
say less
I'm down for this, dude, nice finale.
Are we wrong for this?
to
Listen I've been griefed all day. I'm
You want to get in on the grieving listen your morals until someone else is immoral
Do on to others as they have done to you I have been griefed for the past week and a half of
Disgusting individuals that are trying to ruin my life and
And I have morals. I'm not gonna like go go, you know fuck other people in the streamer challenge
I you know that's like wait we should do that because that makes you red
What yeah, but that's such a scummy thing to do. What do you mean?
What do you mean? That's literally page three Sun Zoo the art of war
What do you mean that's literally page three
three. Page three of this dick.
You know, dude, it I'm telling you that we honestly should be on
private service because like it's a five hour span. It should
not be on live service because these motherfuckers that are
just queuing up the grief of the people is the most it makes my
blood. What do you mean? They love that shit. Oh, they love
watching it. They're like, Nikita's stroking his shit in
Dubai watching the streamer challenge. Like, oh, yeah,
these motherfuckers are getting killed by a tequila mask. So,
Oh, yeah, you know, but I'll say it came by my shriek and it was typing in chat and I tripled down on calling the key to
Sure, I was talking to him because I was like, no, I was like, I hope this is not the key to
No, it was probably maybe the Sergey
Seems chill
You know, the thing is, I know his English is not the best.
And all of a sudden it would complete 180.
It's like someone else grabbed the keyboard and he said, it's OK.
I know, Joe.
I was like, what?
I think I actually called the key to a pussy.
That's.
Well, to the screen, technically.
Well, hey, in my life, that is the face.
I need to go. I need to go.
Why are we waiting three?
I'm late to practice, coach.
But I hope I hope you don't a while ago.
I'll go to the GL. Wait, where am I?
You have to go the other way. You have to go. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
That was me. Yeah. I was like, dude, wait, we close.
We spawned so close to this.
Sergei pronounced we something.
Isn't that Sergei? Isn't I said S-E-R-G-I Sergei Sergei Sergei.
But yeah, like, you know, sometimes, like, you know,
the thing is icebreaker hype, like low key over.
Right. It's like a low key. Yeah.
It's still cool. It's fun. It's a P.V. map.
It's like, it's so cool as fuck.
So like, I'm like totally down.
Like if you haven't unlocked that shit by now, well, I'm down.
I
Everybody
Like a cave troll inside on their computer
You know what actually dude I'm a moral because I died to a prestige 5 level 50 something
M993 MDR laying in the fucking grass at the woods
outskirts extract
like
Not even like just in the middle of a fucking field basically full-prone
Fuck it. Whatever one and a half centimeters of a dick. He has buried in the dark
Just waiting. Yeah
That's what I was dealing with for 14 hours that one day
Crazy, I hope you feel what I felt
Oh, I felt I was more locked. It will ever be
That guy has the patience the patience of a fucking saint
God damn plate of grass
The guy is the grass
So. Yeah, we can actually pull us off.
I think so. Yeah.
I wonder if you can arc.
I need I need to go down there and see where the transit area is now.
I don't know exactly where they extended it to.
I think it's I think it's like the blue fence there, saying.
Chad, where's the transit area extended to?
I mean, really, is that I think it's like once you're down
like by the building, you might be able to transit in.
Oh, it's chill PVP. What's not
chill about this PVP, dude?
It's right next to the blue
fence and the tires. Oh, oh, so
you can like fully hide. Okay.
I might lose to these scabs, bro.
So I think what we're going to do is I'm going to
I have an AXMC. You'll hear it.
Good.
Right.
We're a shotgun.
Surely you can hear this.
You shoot.
Yeah, twice.
I didn't.
OK, then really?
Yeah.
What the hell is this GL, dude?
Can you hear this?
What about take off my headset?
I heard that.
yeah i heard that yeah okay where the where's the gl at dude it's on like the the side
it's gonna like up on a thing the gold platform i swear that's what i thought
while you were gone freggers told check that he fucked your mom but the real question is can he
I
Okay, I it doesn't give me the option to transit for whatever reason but the boat is literally moved
So I'm guessing it's just like down here. Yeah, okay, so look towards this and you can hear
Okay, so just look in that direction and send it one grenade launcher round.
How's that, is that good hold on?
I don't know.
I have no fucking idea you're just going to send it.
I guess I did. Oh, I have no idea where it went.
It's a little lower.
Shoot it.
Oh, yeah.
Apparently, I'm too high.
I don't even hear or see anything.
I gotta look at the power lines like this.
Hold on. This is capturing me.
Oh, oh, that one went far.
OK, more. Yeah. Oh, they're going way far.
OK, I see. I saw it.
I saw it. I saw it.
To the left a little bit and lower.
Well, OK, that one to short.
That one to short.
Yeah, way too short.
Too short.
OK.
How about that?
Too short.
Okay, let's try right here.
Oh, OK, more to the left and further.
Try not to get a little higher and a little left.
OK.
Higher. OK.
I don't know. I don't know.
That was.
Right. Okay. I don't know.
Distance good. Distance good,
but left. Perfect distance, but
left. Where'd that one? The one
under shot. Perfect distance,
but more left. Yes.
Okay. How much more left? A
more left lot more left a lot more left way more I don't know what that hit keep
going left though more left way more the range is like perfect but just gotta
hit more left okay well that one way more way more left okay way more left
Same elevation way more left.
I don't know where the fuck that one.
OK, keep going way more left.
All right.
Swing that fucking thing like a good 30 degrees.
OK, you're almost there.
Keep going now, almost there.
I can't really see shit on my screen right now.
You don't need to just remember the numbers.
Remember, people left.
Keep going.
Let the other numbers on the side for like the elevation.
Okay, how about that one?
Okay, down a little bit, down a little bit, perfect, perfect left
edge, more downage.
Okay, well, that one, I kind of moved it.
More downage.
Way more downage.
Oh, shit.
my legs are gone. Uh oh. The
money. Just need more
reset it. Oh no. It was at
I think I know where it was
dude, I don't think you
see on my screen. It's just
right. But all but you need
elevation. So you have to
remember the number and then
we gotta do like a line up
Okay, how much further down a good bit?
Probably I don't actually know.
Okay, okay, like two times more of that.
Okay, how about that?
Oh, it's hitting something else.
Maybe go up a little bit.
Oh, wait, do that again.
Oh, shit.
Oh, where was it?
I had to heal myself.
You say, like, right here.
Whatever the last one was.
a little more up I think I don't know it hit short okay okay wait I had a little
bit more down good left edge though good left edge you need to go a little bit
shorter range okay all that one's hitting I think it's hitting something on the
way now I think it needs to be higher dude it needs to come down no
I don't know so say in the numbers. How do you five on the left? I don't think you can do the left
You're gonna have to get like a line up something aim at and then adjust the elevation perfectly
The dev on Twitter specifically said the new spot on should be believe in the GL
Amen, oh
No, can we not?
Oh, okay. Hold on. Let me try that again.
All right. How about that?
Oh, that was close.
A little bit higher, I guess.
A little a little bit further.
You know, a little bit.
Yeah, you hit like the building, I think.
A little bit lower.
It's like, oh, dude, it's almost there.
It's almost there.
Oh, no, that hits some bullshit.
That's a little higher.
Oh, I think you fucking it. Send it again. Same spot.
That hits some bullshit, though.
I don't why did that hit bullshit?
The other one fucking I think it hit it.
How about that?
too far tiny bit too far maybe it's just the MOA I don't know send a bunch of
them maybe send a bunch of them they might just go crazy and accurate yeah
I just I just send a bunch
they hit a little too far and some of them hit trees on the way go 5.2 and a
tiny bit left apparently
that
that that one
it's gonna go a little bit lower you had a sailboat
that's nice
yes you had a sailboat
it killed the party boat
how about that
oh that actually might have done it
hold on keep that I'm gonna stand in the transit and if I die we'll know it's good
okay
just remember remember where you are uh yeah i kind of get the gist of it i think
i think i know where it's at i mean my screen is bugged right now but
oh dude you are hitting the f***ing fence here oh my god okay
send some
Okay, you're like hitting the fence. I don't know if you could kill somebody here though end it again
Keep keep shooting it you're like I think you're on but I don't know if you can actually kill people down here because of the fence
Yeah, dude, you can't know you're literally hitting the fence right above my fucking head,
but it doesn't kill me.
Oh, well, that that killed me, but I was checking the fence.
I don't think you can kill people with the GL there.
The fence, the fence fucks it.
Okay, the fence fucks it.
No, I literally I don't think you can do it because of the fence.
What about, okay, is there an angle we can go with an RPG?
I'm thinking if we go on scab island
and shoot RPG from scab island.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do they think an RPG from scab?
RPG has like gig.
I know I'm going to have to shoot the scott.
I don't have to bring a bunch of RPGs.
You get fucking pissed on.
Let me see what happens.
You were it was literally like dead not dead on.
I just don't think that you can hit it.
I think it's just because of the.
Oh, wow.
Oh, you can only bring two RPGs in the rain.
That's lame.
OK, grab your RPGs.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think the one that I just shot was in between the crack.
OK, wait, hold on.
I think it is possible for someone to die there.
At least I think it really, really unlucky.
All right.
I don't know.
I think the fence is there and it's not going to kill him.
I literally just saw where it landed and killed you.
It was at the crack.
I look at RPG as well.
Maybe.
Tiggs said, well, they moved the,
they moved the transit location.
So now I don't think you could get the AGS code
for where you used to be able to, but they moved it now.
the
they move the
the fences in the way now that pencil isn't there you all day we'd be killing them
they
they move the transit it's in the same spot but a little bit more towards the
island
So, there may be an option.
It, um, what should I call it?
It just, there's more cover on it now.
Where's every rpg it
Yeah, we could see it from scab island I think so like maybe we're going to roof or something on there
I think we can
I'll think it really matters too much. We can't really see the actual extra. I think you should the rocket next to it
It's like it should kill it
I'm not sure. Well, there's no
cover from that angle. Yes, I'm
saying we also might be able to
go in the lighthouse and shoot
it. I've got like down on it,
down onto him. Yeah.
Again, the lighthouse up on the
top pop up. People look up
much of a snipe. If we could snipe from Scab Island. I think Scab Island snipe would be
crazy. I mean, like, what do we do? Like, do we have one of us over there and one of
us? No, I think we both just go on the island and what if we both? I have two RPGs. Do you
have two? Great. Thanks, brother. Well, I have one. I couldn't buy two. Oh, you don't
I don't have them in your sesh.
Oh, no.
So I just unlocked it, I've received.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
That's like the issue right now.
It's kind of a big issue.
Ah.
I see.
And then I'll shoot mine if it misses.
Patch the boss smoke strata. I don't think so.
I'm glad they made this easier for people two weeks later.
Frick these guys.
They didn't see that being a fucking problem
No, I did for sure one of that they wanted that
At least someone at BSG I think it's Sergei
He seems to be like in charge of a lot of these things now and I think that he he really enjoys people suffering
No, no, I think I think he understands that like people don't want to suffer like that
that. All right, all the time.
Because he's the one that changes it.
I don't know.
I mean, yeah, I mean,
dude, I'm trying to go right.
It might be. Did you make sure?
Did you make sure we're not blaring? Yeah, we're not fun.
Watch set you over. That's, that's cool.
Super Bowl
What to some shenanigans
I like this guy seems like it seems like a chill fella
Me and my boyfriend sergeant love your stream
This is so far
Oh my god, this is so fucking cool.
This is so fucking cool.
Where does it look so high up?
I think.
I didn't realize that.
I didn't realize how small you should be.
I didn't realize how far this was.
Well, you're going to have to get a protractor and measure the angle of my arc.
Well, yeah, well, give me your protractor gun.
My arc, not my arch.
It's the same thing.
I'm very confused.
It's kind of the same thing.
The thing about it.
But this is so fucking, this is so fucking far.
It's gotta be possible
No, it's not a present possible. It's gonna get the lineup. You know, we need to find an elevated position
Okay, apparently oh, I need to catch my breath. I can't see it from there
Like oh
I don't know.
Wait, wait. Oh, oh, oh, wait, we could get it from here even.
Yeah, like right here.
I think going more, going more to the right might be better.
I don't know.
Yeah, I think right here is perfect.
Can we get on the shed?
Okay.
I think we get on the shed.
This is perfect.
Oh, shit.
OK, well, I fucked right in.
Yeah, it's like my scope.
It's just.
OK, go ahead.
Well, I guess I turn on the laser so I can like kind of.
Right there, you see it?
Oh, I can't see the fucking laser.
Okay, I need to go back. I need to go back. So I can do a lineup.
It's going to fall off the roof.
Maybe I can toss it up there.
Oh, shoot, there's my gun.
There it is.
Got it.
Because I'm going to use the scope.
Wait, we got to stand up on the very corner, the corner top.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm lining it up.
Where am I?
There we are.
Right there.
Okay.
Dude, I like that.
I like now here. Did you just go take the scope? I'm lined up.
I'm aiming in.
I'm going to go up like.
All right.
I have no idea where this is going to go.
Interesting.
OK, too far.
It seems like it seems as though I'm
I shot a fucking Martian out of the sky
Okay, I'm gonna come I'm gonna aim I'm gonna aim at the top of this tree you slam that storm true very
Okay too far
I do that actually fucking hit I sort of got it if I'm like if I'm like two feet lower. I fucking hit it
Why do you ever super 90 in here? Oh fucking no
Okay, I aimed it dude. I aimed at the
I need like a thing to like line this up with because it's hard to tell where to aim initially.
I think it's just under this leaf and then I go here like right here I think.
I'm going to aim at this corner leaf and then I'm going to come up to this little branch thing right there.
Ready?
I agree.
I'll tell you what.
Oh, dude, dude. It's gotta be
lower. It's gotta be lower.
It's gotta be. Where did it
hit? Where did it hit? It
would be it would be behind
the hood. Okay. So, I'm
gonna aim. I'm going to aim
at like. Maybe like here.
a bigger scope okay I have the lineup though I have the lineup thanks dude this is totally possible
totally possible yeah it's actually too easy I can't believe I actually figured it out we're
like we're gonna aim it we're gonna knock it in can you zero it no you can't oh we can bring chat
with RPGs. Oh, true. Well, yeah,
this is another thing. A couple of fellas that have RPGs.
I have two. Do you have two? I got one.
Yeah, I need three people with RPGs, two RPGs per man, and I need your in-game names.
Are you mellar? What's your in-game name, mellar?
I'm bringing 10.
Wait, do that have to be my friends list?
I can only bring one.
No. You have fellas? You've
got some fellas. We're looking.
Put a lobby. Okay. Shoreline
lobby. Oh, yeah. Shoreline
Shoreline practice in the lobby.
Right hand time.
Get in here.
I need people with RPGs.
I'm not seeing anybody.
Like 10 RPGs, you're never in two parades.
I can't see. What do we do here?
I can't see. I can't see
I can't see anybody in the lobby.
I should be able to.
I've been an okay. Go regular.
I'm going to go regular shoreline.
There we go. There's Miller.
Who else? Who else? Any names?
Who else? Who else? I don't know.
one guy at the dock that's just gonna fucking
Fragus, you're gonna go at the dock, okay?
Okay, I'll give you my RPG balls.
Yeah.
I'll give you my RPG and I'll be the test dummy.
Chad, who's in here?
We're on the, I see Clay, maybe Clay.
What about his boyfriend?
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
Throat Clogger 19.
We got Dova Mac, wait, I don't see Throat Clogger.
19. I don't think I see.
The fuck is the croak clog?
I don't know, but that guy's locked in.
Too high to see.
All right, there we go.
We got we got we got.
Yeah, but I think we can get more in the offline lobby.
Well, you want to send god damn 80 billion RPGs at my club is unavailable
for some of the group members. What?
What are you talking about?
Who doesn't have unheard wait, do you need unheard? I think so or you do I think
Chad if you don't have unheard or if you don't have EOD you're unheard you got to go. Sorry. Yeah, you got to get the fuck out of
Who is it?
What do you think you are? Who is this game?
But I paid $250 to play. What do you know who is it?
What's wrong with you? Who's?
Looping jubao
I don't know. That's what's
like. Busy barter. I feel like
he's got an RPG. Oh, he's for
sure got an RPG. There's no way
Hunter. I don't see you. You
gotta be in the shoreline,
right side lobby looking for
group. I then put your name in
the chat so I know. I don't see
the world clock or 19.
do these things names are like the guy he's gotta be in there bro i don't know nobody's telling me their
fucking name well that's just sorry buddy random people see what i know you need rpg's i need rpg
just invite some random guys we had no idea what the fuck's happening it's just be like minus 16 okay
minus 16 who else is it i need your in-game names and your in-game names in the lobby looking for
I'm looking for a group. I'm
a friend in the lobby. Oh, 68.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go to offline, offline mode,
enable practice mode shoreline
so we can add more people.
Yeah, it's sure. You should be able to see that.
I don't know why it doesn't work.
I know who that is.
You know what we should do?
We should get a lobby 5v5 my fellas versus your fellas with RPGs. I shoot them across the map to each other
Feel like one side would be much better flat
All right, hold up wait, don't you you don't want to start this war time? I think I'm about to just queue. I think we have enough people
I think we're good. I don't want to start. Let's take it too long. I think we're enough people. We're good. We're good
good. Um, okay, so you give me your RPG and you run to the pier, like where the transit
would be, and then I'm going to try and blow you up. That's fine. I'm down with that. I'm
good. That sounds good to me. Dude, just imagine if we, we might have just fucked this transit
for everyone in the game.
Oh yeah, we're, we might have, we might have just,
they're going to put a fucking,
they're going to put a fucking bunker,
like a world war two bunker at the transit.
They, they thought people were safe.
No, I'm not.
This is going to be a fucking bomb shelter over there.
It's so fucking worth it.
We should honestly just get like five people
to just fling RPGs at one guy in a transit.
Like imagine these guys are transiting in five fucking RPGs come flying out of
Can you wait, can you see I think you can see the RPG in the air?
I don't know if I could see in the air, but you can see the explosion with the naked eye
Oh, yeah
I feel like if you see an RPG explode in front of you, you're not gonna be able to
Well, I thought I thought maybe it like wouldn't render. No, no, like when I shoot it. I can see it blow up
I thought maybe it wouldn't really like render from this far. Oh, no, you can yeah, you can see
it's a big it's a dude you don't know you don't understand how massive the
explosion is it as fuck yeah
see a bazooka bazooka is pretty gel
so many months yeah they should have done they should have made a boat and
thanks for 64 months not even an issue at all
that's too much that's too much that's that's too much dude what do you mean
that's way too much
mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
I think we broke the trends up
to do so, offline raids are crazy, it takes longer to get an offline raid than an online raid
yeah, I mean, they also said there was a reason servers are overloaded
I'm not sure how that happened I don't know offline raids. Yeah. We are the server. We are the server.
You're god damn right.
Estimated time three minutes delayed.
What you do on your fantastic day off.
I just slept the whole fucking day.
I literally slept.
That's fire.
can I hear you yes I can loud and clear I'm unclear oh shit were you ever here
yeah that's me I can't pick it up wait why you don't have two on you no I'll
drop them I can't I can't hold them all you only have two ones I'm gonna run
I'm going there. It'll be fine. We have like 10 fucking RPGs. Let's go.
of
the
of
the
This is like this is like playing catch with your dad when you're a kid
Be grateful you had a dad for that
in this thing and two shots.
That's some fucking skill.
Well, you are like a geometry
student or whatever.
You know, angles.
You'd like to go to college for that or something?
for RPG Angling? Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's right.
Look at the cards for RPG Angling.
RPG Angling. Angling. Look at that arch. Angling, dangling.
Angling and dangling.
I'm very late today. Yeah, I'm very late.
I'm surprised. I'm just doing life things, life things.
Honestly dude, you're right.
in the game of life
Just want my balls off now
So goddamn hot this room. I gotta get a better fan
You're like our mini AC
Tony that was made of goddamn
golden
Bells and diamond wristwatches like you big man. All right
And I run this has it like that. All right, you could make the redneck
I think it's like a uh ace unit.
It's like a ice chest and a fan and some bucket ice cubes.
Is it a cooler?
All right, Braggis.
Hold on.
I'm almost there.
Gather round, gather round.
Oh, good idea.
Yeah, it's very smart.
Oh, good idea.
Yeah, it's very smart.
Oh my god.
They're all throwing RPGs on top of the roof.
Oh, it fell out!
It fell, it fell!
Oh, that one fell too.
I mean, I know what you did, but like we'll turn a little bit to your right
Yep, yep, I saw the finger. All right, I think like tuck in the corner maybe like cuz those are people are gonna hide
Yeah, like in the corner there. Yep. Yep. Yep. No
Okay, so I gotta aim there's like some white bullshit over there you gotta aim
I'm just oh I know exactly what
Oh my no no no no no no
I know exactly what I am
Right there and then I'm going to come up here
I'm going to shoot
You ready?
Maybe that's second that's second leaf
Yeah
That leaf like right there
Oh my god
Oh my god. I got you. I got
you. Okay. We don't have to go.
Lower, lower. I saw that
That **** look crazy when you
shot that. Okay. I gotta wind
up and then I'm going to go up.
I'm going to shoot it at this,
Okay, I feel like this one is what I'm about to see the Lord a little higher a little bit
dude that was so close dude that literally hit the boat I think okay
Why not the bottom so maybe like the very top of that fat leaf
you should oh okay i think this one might be good it's like i got to have techniques will
hit me oh what they hit the boat again you have to go higher yeah like how much
fucking higher like a lot higher and a little bit more to the left yeah okay so
like there hey how you doing and like there
okay dude okay okay that is really good just a little lower just a little
lower okay there's no way to make this like I do it was staring at death
that is it that is it
how are we feeling Tony?
OHHHHH
the line up!
the fucking line up!
I just scoped in and watched him die
oh my god
alright
This is going to be absolute fucking cinema.
Oh, this RPG is empty.
Well, I'm going to practice it.
I got like one more.
OK, wait, look at my stream so I can tell you what to do.
OK, so we're going to drop an object at our feet
so you get the little dot to aim with.
It's tech.
It's going to make it so much easier.
You're going to get the looting dot.
Yeah.
OK, are you watching?
Yeah, I'm looking.
OK, so see that little white, the edge of the white?
Yeah, so you can see that where this white piece cuts off
So we're gonna aim at that and then a little bit to the left of that
So I'm coming over here. I'm aiming the dot there
Okay, and then I'm looking in and I'm gonna tiny bit to the left and then I'm going straight up and see this like
That there's like this fat
leaf thing there
You're in like right at the top of that right at the top of that like fat leaf thing
like where this line in the sky is but we probably won't have that so I'm aiming like
what is watching dude like I don't yeah you know no no we should send two because it's not killing
consistently I'm aiming like this this fat like little uh like a leaf right there at the top of
that fat little leaf I see it yep so I'm going boom and then boom and then we're going up to there
and you hold in my breath and then fire.
I do.
Oh, I want to left.
OK, too much left.
Why do you throw it through a smoke?
I want I want too much left.
I don't have any more PGs.
So I want a little because you got to hit.
You got to like hit the fucking.
Like the stairs might block it.
Oh, yeah, I know. I get it.
too high. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's 400. Oh, no, I went over his head. So let's go 400 and aim
directly at his face. Apparently you're 600 meters away, so they got 400, so there shouldn't be two
dots. Oh, but that one went, that one went. That one went over his head. Two, two, three, 50.
I
Look like I had him in the head to 350
We 50 yeah, I'm no I'm stabbing on
All that I think it's like not accurate enough though. They're gonna get hit him off to the right
No, I hit him in the body. What the fuck? Okay, so 400
Hey
Horax what the fuck I
Can't do 550
the
but
so I have for a name of the fucking the first dot
for like halfway maybe
any of the four acts
that one over the time
So it's got to be it's got to be 400, 450
and like the tiniest bit under.
Well, I hit up what the fuck?
Sure, it's not like 375.
OK, that had him in that.
It's it's 450 and then like three quarters of a way down to the first dot.
Dude, we're cooking.
really hope we get this first try I know well I only have two RPGs so
oh I should have checked the distance I'm not kill nobody can't buy more oh we
gotta have people bring them in
I'm trying to get this locked up I'm like trying to look I think I understand it
can you can see where the like
I mean I know what but like well
I think I know where you're looking to
yeah yeah I know I know it you know what
yeah
no I know I
Are you gonna practice right now?
But no, I was yelling at someone. Oh, yeah, the lineup
Yeah, I got it. All right, let's get it
I'm gonna bring an SJ six
That's some food and drink
People might just bum rush it
I really hope we get like God spawned like we get we get tunnel or some shit. Oh, yeah
All right, let me run the bathroom home job. All right. Let's do that in queue. Don't go. Oh
shit
This guy must have to shit a lot today. How many times it was he has he gone shit already?
you
are you ready
that
I'm hoping just the double RPG blows them up. Oh
Okay, I'm gonna drop my shotgun because we needed an indicator
We need an indicator. Oh, I hope red it makes a hate
Oh
True true
I
Yeah, the little loot dot helps line it up I
Could have brought the throat clogger with me
It's okay. I got the throat missile
You have the throat missile in my backpack. What do you mean? I?
Mean dude Nikita put a RPG in the game. What does he think I'm gonna use it for?
The other guys peers
that was fucking hilarious video
that video is great
Please, please, please, please,
Oh, oh, not. I think it's okay. I
think we just we just the
We might run it to someone on
the way, but like we might as
well. Wait, did you bring
only one? Yeah. Yeah, bro.
Yeah. So, I think we might.
We can run, we can run.
We just have people spawn in and drop us some RPG.
I'm so down for that.
We might need to, to be honest.
This is so diabolical.
So my name, yeah, it's a pretty good name.
Pretty good name.
Let's see. Good name.
What's up with the goodness?
You might be your might be a stroke in it.
Albiite.
If they are stroking it, I can stroke it harder.
I wouldn't know.
Kung Fu grip.
Rip it like a corporate handshake.
Hello, Mr. President. Hello.
Crossing the tree.
I'm going to go by power. I think I'm safe here.
Park later. We might be parking later.
We might be parking later.
I'm just going to yapping
Yapping
I need it, and I need the guy on the other end, the receiving end, to be recording, somehow.
I have a guy in reserve.
Oh, the guy.
Yeah, that was ten out of ten.
Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!
Hiya!
What are you, roleplaying?
That's what I was doing. I'm standing with that fucking hi. Yeah karate chop
Saw a guy this I see a guy in a dress
It's where on the road here shot his leg out. Oh, there's two of them
Well, why would you shoot? Oh, they're not going icebreaker. Oh, they're no, they're not. No
I killed him I killed him I killed him to the fence I got into the fence
I saw the top of his dress over the fence
Those guys are for sure not going to ice my car.
No, I mean, yeah, they had no gear.
Oh my god, dude.
I shot him both in the legs and then wall banged him.
Oh my god, dude.
Fucking dead me up, probably.
What is a guy?
Oh, it's a guy.
What?
It's a guy.
She's relaxed.
I did ice-bang that is a guy.
Yeah, relaxed, though.
I'm on edge.
I don't know what's my RPG.
OK, dude, I'm not.
What if someone does die to you and they see your profile?
Like, what do you think they're going to think?
Guy Banger, 69, 17,000 hours.
RPG sniper shot.
We got scabs on the island.
I repeat, I guess we got scabs on the island.
I'm looking towards the.
I got scams on the out of town!
Take that!
Dude, holy shit, you're gonna sound crazy.
I'm insane, bro.
Okay.
So what do I do?
Like, I'm gonna be the scout, I'll just look around
and see if there's people going to do it.
No, we both sit up here and look
and we both fire our fucking RPGs
at the poor bastard taking the transit.
bad excuse me well fuck where my bag out i don't have i don't have the indicator i don't
have the indicator what do you need one i need indicator it rolled off the bag rolled off i'm
coming i'm coming tony i i feel like you're not in the best spot to be very sneaky like you're
No, but that's okay. Nobody's looking
Okay, perfect, perfect. Yeah, yeah, we get up here with me
Shouldn't we both
I'm going it's going it's out. It's out. It's out
It hit short! It hit short!
I don't see a movement though! I don't see a movement!
I got no movement!
I got no movement! I think I might have killed them!
Unless they transited.
I don't know where yours went. We gotta find out.
We gotta find out.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
Alright, they might have transited.
But how would they make it out?
It's so fast if they made it out.
No, I think they made it out, but they were so quick
Isn't it like 30 seconds?
I thought it was like a 30 second transit
I don't know, it's 20 seconds with 15, it's 20 seconds
Yeah, yeah, I was pretty quick though. I
Was that that wasn't 20 seconds?
I don't think I did but that was not 20 seconds
Oh my god, dude, that was like right on time I
I did my RPG. It's harder to line up in the daytime, but I hit the fucking things right in front of them
Yeah, I saw it. I literally saw it. I scoped in after a watch, but I didn't see their body
So maybe if they were tucked on the side, but if it's a 20-second transit like
How are they out?
it bro I was you gotta do the line up with me it's hard to do in the daytime so you
got to also send one from me
sir yes sir but I'll take a bite
sir yes sir
well we'll be chat we'll be chat yeah
well the thing is if we get chat it's gonna make Bobby more
I'm wondering like one person
no no like one person we need like one guy to bring two RPGs or like one RPG
I can't see anything there now.
They might have got out too fast.
I don't know.
Dude, that was so close.
Dude, I know.
And he was full gear couch bag and everything.
Oh my God.
I think they got out, though.
What's going on? Oh, my God.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
I don't think it did. I don't think it did.
It hit the, like, the...
Yeah, but I think they were out before, anyway.
What is that in the corner on the fence?
That's the dead body that's a stand-up body, bro.
What, dude, he was looking at me.
I saw his beady little eyes for the fence.
He was literally obliterating that little dead scav's head, bro.
That dead little cover's been dead there for at least seven years.
I'm so peeking through, man.
Look at him, dude.
Look, look, he's just dead.
What is that?
I don't know.
What a truth.
Well, what a truth
No
Bro
No
We but so where can they pop it? Oh, dude
Honestly good first try I think if we were there a little earlier that would have been absolutely if we were there like five seconds earlier
I have I have one more of you. Yeah, I think I was a little to the left to
It was a little too much to the left. Well, they could say I'm worried about like
No, the back west is fine
If we're standing next to each other, I think it's fine
I mean, I don't see it.
I think you make it in time.
I think for sure you make it in time.
Alright, if you say so, I have a problem.
I just realized something so if I didn't shoot the naked guy in the dress or the naked men in the dresses, you might have been there in time.
Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, I think we try to avoid as many people as possible so we don't fight anybody.
Oh, is there reset time? There are resets. I think I might need a bonbon.
Oh, I just bought one. I just bought one.
Oh, good to have one.
Did you need bone balls?
Yeah, I can bring two.
You can bring one.
Okay, I have bomba for you.
I'm gonna pop off your hydration.
I'm so ready.
Oh, I did finish.
If we're both next.
Wait, I gotta eliminate BMC from 100 meters away.
What?
When did the fuck that I do that?
You know, the silly fellow that killed on their way there.
That wasn't a hundred meters away was it I was for sure a hundred meters away. Oh, really? Yeah
Really I guess with the 3x scope it looks so much different
Oh, Mr. Bain.
Well, that song's fire.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Mr. Bain.
Oh, oh, the mr.
I should so good. I get you moving
the
I
You but it like you have a whole wall to hit with the RPG
Well, yes
No, it's fine. We go straight to the island
No, it's not like amazing spawn, but like it's it's better than the last one we got
It's way better than last one. Yeah, we just might run into the naked dress wearers. Yeah
Oh, why do these beads smell so funny?
There's some funky smelling Mardi Gras beads you got there, buddy!
I like my man. I like that. Hey. Hey. That's pretty good. Hey.
Oh, I forgot to pop an S. J. It's okay. You just keep going. Pop it in. Lock it in.
You secure the perimeter. Okay. I'm going. I'll scout ahead.
I
Somebody's here. I'm scared. Hey, where? Towards the houses
Like down lower like close close, but down low I think
I see my seam is in
No, we've been spread to run and shot him
Where's item in the ass item in the ass?
I had a minarets. He's by on the corner on the corner on the far corner far corner far corner
The house yeah, yeah, the shed the shed the shed on this name on this name on this name
Right on that aid
No, I want you far. He's in a Hawaiian t-shirt and a black helmet with a visor and I shot him and I shot him on the ass
They bit me
I
Saw a bit man. Yeah, you bet stay in there partner you bet stay in there now
You don't want to come out here. What I don't like this
Me neither, but run
Yes, I'm trying to do with a
Wizard it arrives precisely what he means to bring us. Oh, I'm gonna die. Oh fuck. Oh shit
Oh, I think I see him.
BAM!
You got him?
Yeah.
Okay.
Hawaiian short man?
No, different guy.
Oh.
BAM!
Oh, you're insane.
There's one more.
I think the Hawaiian short man is still alive.
Okay.
Forget him.
Yes.
We must not trifle with the affairs of these muggles.
We have wizard business to attend to.
Yes, must cast spells and shit.
I'm going to past Expecto RPG Patronus.
I don't know what kind of computing you're doing.
Wingardium RPG also.
Yes, I love chocolate frogs.
But they actually had a chocolate frog.
Yeah, I don't.
They're delicious.
All right, okay, okay, okay.
Are they jelly beans as well?
Yeah, those are gross.
Do you ever have the higher pot of jelly beans?
They have like the booger flavored ones. Oh, that's the best.
See those naturally. Boogers.
How do you know the boogers taste like Donny?
I don't know. How do you know what boogers taste like?
I don't know, man.
Cod! Cod!
I don't know.
Let me put this down.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Earwags over boogers, yeah, I know that the earwags one.
Oh, was that good?
Uh, I can't aim over here, I am good.
Okay, hold on, let me get in position.
A-bump.
We should be perfect here.
Yeah, now let me practice this lineup.
Hmm?
Oh, well the back, can you drop your backpack for chance?
My roll?
Oh, perfect.
Wait, I don't have one of the dots.
What the hell?
Maybe you don't have high enough attention?
But I'm like on top of it.
Oh, so I don't know.
Well, I'm going to eyeball the fuck out of this then.
It's okay.
Oh, hold on.
Where am I?
Okay, so you said it was like in between he, right there, right?
Who?
I think it's like right there and it should be good I'm just looking I got dialed in
looking
They're not going to notice that's a nice little statue over there. I
Think we might have killed the two players probably going to iceberg. No, I don't think they were I
Don't think they were get a visor on
Yeah, I didn't didn't didn't have a giant backpack I
Turned yeah, okay
Looking
If you can live in one movie fantasy world vote of B
Be honest
Okay, I'm not some
One movie fantasy world like any of them
I don't know what I'm talking
about.
Pokemon.
Yeah.
What?
Have you seen Nurse Joy?
Yeah, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, okay.
Yeah.
Damn.
Okay, you got the, okay.
for nurse joy I don't know I don't know I got that blast
always on my hip pull up pull up I got that blast boys on my
hip okay my arm stamina is gone I don't know what kind of
enemies and shit you're watching but I know it starts with an H
I said nurse joy not a fucking Cthulhu
I didn't say fucking Cthulhu
I'm not talking about tentacles and shit
Isn't that what hentai is?
Isn't it apt to have tentacles?
I don't think it's just tentacle shit
I'm looking, I'm looking
Do you think nurse joy's pokemon is a squirtle?
Okay, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay, buddy. Yeah. All right. All right. No, it's Chancy. Chancy
with the eggs
swap!
okay
oh shit
nah but there's no way pokemon is cool
like legit amy fantasy
i said movie
i didn't say show
pokemon is a movie
well yeah it has one movie but it's not like
i thought there were multiple movies no
Well, yeah, well, yeah, there is multiple the one over the one over super sad
Okay, so it's got to be a movie. Yeah movie
Also some one-dogged-up movie
What do you want to why would a fuck everyone
Maybe
what do you mean what I mean okay um I want to be like anything some like some
like like like Willy Wonka dude you can't wait you say what a fuck everybody
name and oompa loompas you want to fuck oompa loompas
I'm looking
First off, motherfucker
What's the fuck Oompa Loompas? Can you believe it?
I don't know
What dawg?
Re-roll the tape
Run it back
By the way, is there a girl at Oompa Loompas?
Re-run the tape!
What do you mean?
Hold on a second, think about it
That Oompa Loompas
What's in the chest?
OK, but like what is it?
I know, I know, they called my shit back for lasting gov stopper.
All right, I'm looking.
I don't think anyone's going there, bro.
What is wrong with you?
You fit you the view.
Thank you, dude.
Thank you.
You can't.
Well, I don't think anybody's coming this red.
I don't want to reset. I'm gonna die. I think we, I'm telling you, I think we killed the fellas there.
Or reset.
We'll grab their shit.
Ugh. Oh, you're, you're a satchel.
You're a satchel.
Well, I'm still gonna kill them, but like nah, bro.
Like, okay, besides the, besides the fucking Oopaloo Puzzle,
like dude, you just get invited to that shit and you do the candy area.
It seems pretty fine, yeah, dude.
Oh, I can't hear anything. It's so loud. The metal.
Okay, you wouldn't want to be like a wizard
I mean, I'd rather be like you have super powers.
Well, yeah.
Like magic is cool and all but like I thought I kind of a pussy.
I'd rather have like a superman or something you could be like the hat
the sorting hat
that guy's sigma's butt that guy did that guy just zipped and he was a z
this guy's m4 is kind of cool
one second man
I'm just thank you. Thank you one second man. What where would you be?
So, that's a hot star job. Dude, being in Star Wars would fucking suck.
No, that would be terrible. That would suck. Even if you are a Jedi, that would suck.
Over here. Yeah, we have tunnel, bro. We can sit on our left.
Wait, we do?
Bro, you want to- No, we don't. We don't have tunnel.
I don't know. How do we don't
have tunnel? No, we spawned on
we spawned by like almost path
the lighthouse. What? Warhammer
40K. Hell yeah. I mean, I
wouldn't like I would take
Jedi powers but like I don't
think I'd want to if I could
be anywhere. I would be like,
yeah, I want to be Skywalker.
The thumbs like it's 3d thumbs
Those guys
No
Well, how would I want to be a top
The thumb like the red jumpsuit
Yeah
says I'd rather f**k oompa loompas than be in Warhammer 40k
oh my god that's actually facts
I mean if you're talking about like shows like Dragon Ball
but I would be a super Saiyan like that should be that should be f**king cool dude
my power level is reaching 9,000
what did he say I'm here to collect all the dragon balls and
You know I'll be like the world destroyed the universe
I look like Majibu out there, but
Fata ship I do want to be in the transporters movie so I can fuck prime Megan Fox and have robots and shit
You ever seen Dragon Ball I think you have I have I was never like into it, but I've seen it. I
Wasn't super into it, but like
You're a Krillin actually yet, so you'd be Krillin
Krillin bro, you'd be Krillin
I
Like old guy that wants to fuck
What is with you man?
Mr. Roshi
Yeah, what are you saying, dude?
He's taking all the the sensu beans
Secretly Viagra
Thanks for 79 months
That's Mr. Tonshi.
Mr. Tonshi.
We didn't see him about it at raid.
I
Where would you be what movie would you be in?
I'm thinking like I still I mean I was thinking like Harry Potter Harry Potter be pretty cool. Yeah
of star wars cool because you can be like a jet and all but Star Wars would actually suck
imagine being just some random civilian in Star Wars. I'm like fucking Tatooine.
Oh, I get to pick who I am too. Oh yeah, of course. I wasn't in the equation. Should we do six or 18?
I'm thinking six.
Okay, you could be on Alderaan and get blown up by the Death Star. Exactly.
I said I would choose the matrix and take the blue pill.
Wait, what?
Dude, I don't know.
Lord of the Rings would suck.
Bruh.
What?
Okay, think about a movie that is like super fantasy like.
Yeah, but that's like sick.
Like, it'd be sick to be in.
I'm thinking
Well, I mean
What's that movie?
Dude, I'm trying to think of a it's like they go in the closet
Ardio Ardio
Have you got cool you get abducted by a lion?
Uhhh, this one isn't terrible.
Not the worst.
Way fairer, way fairer.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
I'll be the only dumb dog.
the anime world is like it's like the coolest on everything
I already shows you I think I'm gonna do the dragon ball
but then you have to fight evil well yeah but I'd be fucking sick as hell doing it
I think I say always win I want to say always I'd be the avatar
I mean the avatar would be sick dude like imagine just being like a like a fire
Bender or like a waterbender like why not just be in the avatar all the benders
I don't like dude is having cool-ass powers like that is like cool as shit
Did you watch the legend of Korra
I watched the live action avatar and that was bad.
No, that's the auction.
Yes, it was so bad.
I'm surprised you haven't seen that.
How have you not seen the legend of Kura?
It's actually not bad.
It just shows the life after the new avatar.
It's actually not bad.
Yeah. I mean, I haven't seen Avatar since I was like a kid.
No Tony, you still are a kid at heart.
You know that? That's a good thing. Yeah.
Not a good thing? Yeah.
I'm trying to, dude, I went the wrong way. Can I go this way?
No tango, Smod.
I'm watching for you. Oh, there's an AI there. I think, um,
I think Sanatis is there. I'm looking on. There's one behind a planter. What should I eat tonight? I got
I got, you know those brats I sent you?
Wait, did you get the Dr. Pepper ones?
Oh no, they weren't there.
Oh, Sanatussis, there.
Did we get snagged?
Wait, what is he, what?
He just meleeed.
Oh, I could have not snagged him.
Wait, what do you mean he just meleeed?
Oh, wait, wait, they died.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
incoming, incoming.
Oh, wait, hold on.
There's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy.
Is he going?
Yeah, he's there, he's there, he's there, he's there, he's there.
He's there, he's there, he's there, he's there, I think, I think, I think, I mean he's running up, so I'm just gonna fucking shoot it, and, and see.
I don't know if I got it, I don't have the bag down.
I don't know either.
He's there!
OH!
BAM!
YAH!
LET'S GO!
Wait, no, no, he's not dead, I don't think he's dead.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
No, no, it was a, there was an AI.
What is that an AI?
There's a, he's behind the, the barrier things.
He was fighting Sanitar. Yeah, but there's a Sanitar guard
He might be dead I'm looking to see if he moves
I'm going I'm looking
Sanitar is dead
He might be dead behind the barriers he might be dead by the barriers he might be he might be
I sent mine too high
Well, I don't know you might be able to he might be off to the side too much. I'm not sure I hope you got him
Did you see the explode did you see the guy? Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, I watched the
I think he might have transited though. I think you can transit not tucked in the corner
He might have transited though. I think you can transit not tucked in the corner.
Oh, there's no way he wouldn't fight him.
No, I think you can transit behind those barricades.
I don't know. I don't have to kill them.
I think he killed the Sanitar Guard.
I know. Look good enough to me.
No, the shot was good, but I think he was around the corner from it.
That's just gotta be it, girl. That was money.
I don't know. I'm a believer. Don't doubt me, Tony.
I watched it through the scope, though.
I've seen it through the scope.
Oh, I don't see a body.
You came to see it from here. What are you talking about?
I can't see a body. Yeah, but
no, but see these barriers? See
the barricades on the beach?
Yeah, he was behind that and
there's no body there. I don't
think I think I think you can
transit from behind that
barricade. Well, then how? Okay,
first off, that guy is insane
for doing what he did. Oh, I
know. That guy actually. Well,
I think Sanitar blew himself up
I think he threw a grenade at that planter in front of him and blooms him up
Well, that's the classic Fenn head under the bridge. I'm lucky
You buy a lot my rocket literally landed direct like
It was perfect it was perfect, but I think he's in a spot that we didn't know you could transit from
But I hope you got him. I hope you got him. I
I hope my mousepad is dead. I was wondering if I were on
Nothing's worse than a mousepad
I think dude, I think you can transit from fucking right here
But when did it say you entered the transit zone no, well, it's actually it's not here
It says you're in the transit. He was like here it's grown and he disappeared
What that guy's kind of a goat
How do you make it out of that? We should have brought money so we could see exactly where you can
shit
You can transit in the water
Hey, bro, you killed all these guys
No, I think, no, I think he blew himself up with a name.
Whatever.
Whatever, dude.
I tapped his own and fell back to the beach.
No, don't you have to stay in the zone?
I think you have to stay in the zone.
That's crazy, bro.
I'm telling you, it's probably
better for one of us to scout.
So you're just ready for it.
Yeah, maybe and I just hold the
line up.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's show up.
We're gonna need RPG donation.
Chad, does anyone volunteer to
donate an RPG to the cause?
Someone get in there.
someone get in this guy for one brave soul
to queue up in raid with us and bring it by holy RPG
you shall even run with us
holy RPG in Antioch
this is like the holy grail
well you still never seen Monty Python holy grail
because I have seen it I just don't remember most of it
the holy fan grenade of Antioch
I told you I see that shit in history class
Okay, that like newt you have been selected. I don't know why we watched it like claws chosen
You never you watch it though, and you couldn't appreciate it in seventh grade
I
Because it's literally historic
I'm pretty sure it probably is
a swallow carried coconuts from
Africa to Britain. That's right.
Very historical.
I heard you very historical.
The real events the great King
Arthur tried to raid the French castle
with the Trojan Bunny.
out in the ancient texts.
You did the same thing.
What?
Oh, OK.
Where the fuck are we going?
I don't know.
But why don't you go straight?
You can go around.
OK.
Well, no, you'll be good.
Where can we make sure that from over here?
You can go straight.
Yeah, the railway bridge.
Yeah, I'm not going to get sniped.
Now you'll be.
I
Watching scary
I wanted to see if you actually forgot and I wanted to see you run across and get sniped
They call you after the Trojan horse.
The Trojan horse.
Yeah, I mean, only OK.
All right, there, buddy.
And, OK, you've said a word.
Did you or someone wrote.
Did you watch this Lego stolen Lego saga?
Dude, yeah, did I watch it?
I have not watched it.
Oh, I've watched the first episode.
You have to watch it.
It's fucking insane.
It's insane.
this has a brick. It's insane.
I'm not all the way through it, but holy shit.
What a banger.
Did it? Yeah.
Apparently like everyone knew about it, but besides me,
I was like, what is happening?
It's crazy.
Don't.
One of the one of the best YouTube videos
I've ever seen easily.
Phenomenal.
You're gonna be on the edge of your seat. I
Don't know my attention span. No, you're gonna be so locked in it's
I'm telling you really that was like really into this shit. It's insane bro. I was like did you fuck these cops?
Well, they got the CEO of the company to resign.
What, the Lego?
The Lego guy resigned, yeah.
Hey, really?
Well, it's the owner of the Lego reseller store.
It's not the actual Lego company.
You know what happened?
No, I don't know what happened.
This guy, he's like an older guy, probably like 40s or something.
His dad had a huge Lego Star Wars collection,
worth like $200,000. His dad's super sick. He wants to sell the collection because of whatever,
maybe like medical bills, yada, yada, yada. He goes to this huge, it's like the largest,
like third party Lego seller. It's called bricks and mini figs. And he puts them on consignment
for them to sell the stuff for him. And they take like commission for selling it in the store.
or F and the original store owner at some point like sells the store or something to a new guy.
And when the new guy gets it, he's like, fuck, you mean these are my Lego sets.
They're not yours. Maha. Fuck you.
And they basically just stole them.
And they're like, we never had an arrangement for this.
These are this is our inventory in our store.
That's crazy. It's ours.
And then this YouTuber is like, here's about it.
And he's like, I'm going to get you your fucking LEGO sets back.
But can I buy an RPG on the market or is this thing empty?
No, no, no, it's empty.
OK, I think Newt said he was going to give us one.
Yeah, and they just they go insane
like trying to get this guy set back.
Well, yeah, I mean that.
No, but you know, you have to walk and watch it.
He
He's straight retard maxing the whole time like it's amazing
Yeah, Chad who's in here with RPG
How do you the wizard
You're giving back the legions and compensation
Better
I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, she didn't file for the war. Someone's been trying to file on her behalf for two months.
What? What? Anyway, what the fuck? Are these the same cops that dealt with Afroman? I still
No, I don't think so, but apparently like I haven't made it completely this part yet
But like the cops are in on it
And like the guy that owns the stores is the part of this Mormon church and all the cops are part of the Mormon
Church and it's like a Mormon mafia, and dude
It gets crazy
Yeah like the tunnels go deep ah
The tunnels go deep
he was blind as shit man, he was in his eyes.
He should have been standing in front of my gun.
Oh, he couldn't help it.
What fight am I going to ask Jay?
Like a stupid idiot.
Oh, dude, we got like the worst spot.
It's a terrible fucking spot.
We could reset.
I think we reset, to be honest.
Yeah, let's just do that.
Let me reset it.
A little R, if he doesn't hurt no one.
Oh, I think it's just the, it's just the face of our time
I've been doing this ever since I've done it.
I heard they got all the body cam stuff. I only watched the first episode of it so far.
That's all I got so far.
Dude, yo, I'm getting some crazy lore about Mormons right now.
What the fuck is soaking?
Um, they don't do...
So it's a common thing at like Mormon colleges, where they hear something.
Ah, here we go.
I know they try, huh?
Yeah, so they don't do the premarital sex so they do this thing where they
They
Commit the insertion they perform the insertion, but then they just leave it there
With no no motion of the ocean no movement
Like ninja Times Square
That could be meta. I guess why it's Mormon meta. Well, don't think about it.
It could be meta for everyone. Oh, and sometimes they have their friends shake the bed for them
because it's not. They have a third party. A third party. An outsider will gyrate the bed
from underneath them during during the act of the soaking okay first off do you
know more men I don't think I do I'm a man of many trades I feel like you have
So I've never had a third party you you might be an expertise
Oh my god, why is the bed shaking? I think we have an earthquake. Oh my god
Godzilla's outside. Oh shit. Oh
Is it completely? Oh my god. Don't move don't move
Well, that's not another soakers
To make the bed shake
Yeah, that person's a cock. Well, he's just being a good friend
And also being a cock. He's trying to save his friend from a fiery pits of hell
I'm leaning towards cock. Okay.
Yeah, it's not really cocked
because it's not his girl
getting, he's getting so big.
What are you doing?
It's just that guy's turn.
Oh my god.
Hey, you never know, Tony.
I mean, he could be a cock.
like if you enjoy shaking your friends bed while they soak you gotta have some cuck in you
well there's Mormon colleges yeah i mean there's all types of colleges
I mean, I don't know if you have to be Mormon to go there, but I think it's like all the Mormons go there
Why you? Yeah, that's a Mormon one. I
Don't think it's like you must be Mormon to go because I think that's like illegal, right?
But I think so. Yeah, that's like discrimination, but I think it's just only Mormon people
apply
I think it's interesting.
I suppose RPG. Oh, I know. It's just you can only buy one at a time from them.
Take the Olay Bezos box and get your books.
Thank you, Rusty.
You know, we're talking about Mormons. I think about Scientology.
They're very similar in different ways.
No, Scientology is just pay to win.
I don't really even know what Mormon is.
Scientology is like legit pay to win made up by scam.
It's pay to win religion.
Scientology thinks there's some like alien species that's like above humans.
Well, like maybe humans or something.
No, no, no, it's really pay to win.
And you have like a certain level of connection with them,
like an actual like power level.
Like if you are more closely connected to the aliens,
as the Zinu, you are like, you're like better.
And your power level is
directly related to how much money you donate
to the church of Scientology.
Yeah, that's good.
So it's literally paid away.
Well, isn't Mormons kind of the same thing?
because like they go door to door and sell their shit.
No.
It's kind of similar.
No, it's not like it's not like higher power level
if you get money to the church.
That is actually like some.
OK, I don't know what they got going on over there in Scientology,
but like them, I mean, it's a cult.
That's a cult like them saying like
there's aliens that created the earthlings and like the.
I mean shit is that what is aliens creating the earthlings is that really so far-fetched?
I don't know. Yeah, we saw a floating stormtrooper. We could be we could be in an alien simulation probably
Just watch the south park episode on both
Honestly, they probably aren't pretty accurate
watch that. Get all my knowledge from South Park.
This is a soaking thing, real? Yeah. That's actually real.
The aliens soak, probably, they probably do, they probably do, they probably do, I think
of
the
of
the
We need to win. I know it's very spotting. I'll spot. Yeah
I gotta get that proper lineup. I gotta line that shit up like a barber doing a hairline
I think somebody's headed there shooting on the beach
I feel like Mormons would not watch us either because we're too good looking at them.
I'm sure.
What are you even saying?
Anyway.
What do you mean?
We're too good looking.
They'll get too many urges.
What is that even?
I'm going to ignore what you just said.
What?
I don't know what the fuck that meant.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right, I'm right. If you know it sure
Guys are too goddamn sexy out there. I don't know what the fuck you saying. I'm looking
Well, that's roasting you know, why
I don't
Mark videos out want to soak I see sanitar over there
I'm lining up my money up my money up my money up
I know I'm lined up I'm lined up I think I think I'm lined up
Oh my god, he's so do you dare to out of Senate are we doing time to proper line up?
He's going he's going deeper inside
This guy better not die to Senate was he I have the line up I
Have the line up Vegas
All right, I'll tell you what I
I hope this day wins please win
well watch
fuck your chat I'm not ugly I wanna watch
watch
something
I can't move my hand
I'm going to shake his bed
Oh, oh, he's still alive.
He's still alive.
OK, good.
Oh, my God. OK.
Oh, OK.
I'm going to freak out.
This is a Senate guard.
Senator guard looking at me.
I was like, I thought it was him.
So how the fuck did he get there?
I think I'll wind up.
I would hope so.
you miss I think I'm good I know I think
oh I don't have the dots it's going on
both cars are down here okay okay both there's two
cars yes see them I see them he's still way back
okay so I've time to grab my bag line up
properly yeah yeah yeah yeah go fast go fast
no fuck my bag fell I don't want to move
okay don't move I'm gonna wind it up anyway
I think you have time to get go back down and go back up
He's locked. He's looking for the guards
No, no, I'm gonna bother my mother. I believe it. Oh, no, he can't fucking see me
I think I've tied bro. No, I got it. I got it. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked in I'm locked in
Oh
You fucking butter again you said I have time. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you have time you do you this guy's
Yep, I think I'm right there right there perfect
Perfect I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in
God he's fighting something he is I
I
Think I'm good guys, I think I'm good. I think I'm good
I got to the left a little bit. I can't fire two at the same time
Well just in case of the one misses but oh my god my guys
I'm perfect now. I'm perfect. I'm perfect. I'm perfect. I'm perfect. I think we're good. I think this guy is like super super locked
He's gonna win
You can do it buddy, you can kill Sanitar. I believe in him, bro
it's gonna hurry up yeah my guy is going I can't hold my arm this still man
I should have got a bipod yeah probably
We smoked oh he's going down. Oh, there's multiple okay
Oh my god, we got him. I might have gotten multiple dude. There might be multiple. Oh
My god
There might be it. Oh, holy shit, did I think I hit him in the head with it? Oh
My god
That looked insane
There I'm dead!
That was so cool!
Holy shit!
That was so fucking cool!
That was so good!
Oh my god.
We pulled it off.
That was a sniper!
Sniper shot!
How many were there?
There was four sure too.
Why were they shooting so much?
Cause we were fighting Santa time, bro.
Oh my god, Green. Thank you.
Dude, I hope one of them is recording.
I hope one of them is recording.
They're like, I'm fucking dead.
Oh my god.
Dude, I got to swap and look at them through the scope, too.
What do you think they heard before they died?
There's a big ass explosion.
I have no idea.
I think I'm like actually might hit him directly with the rocket.
I need the dog tag to see the range.
No, no, save it, save it, save it, save it.
We can do it again.
Oh, I hope we get his perspective of that.
I would pay good money for that.
I
Thought it's gonna take longer to pull this off to be honest. You're not it's consistent. It's actually consistent
We got the line up a lock
I did it with my scope by the way
I did it with the XMC and then just swapped and just held my yeah held it I
Think that is probably like one of the best moments. That's one of the best kills ever
That's one of the best kills I've ever gotten for sure
That was for sure that has to be that's like sitting in that like a lighthouse
With the RPG, bro
We are a moment of truth moment of truth
No, he's big
Yeah, oh, it's big wait. There's two there's two did I get to oh my god, they're huge. I got one
Oh my god
Oh my god, dude, I killed Shrek
what's going on with these guns why they disappeared holy shit what the hell
what's coming player right side right side by the by the thingy
two I don't want I don't want a lot of one kill this guy kill this guy you could
Yeah, yeah, the guy on the left. Where did he go? Where'd he go?
Wine shirt
I'm on the ramp in the back
Oh
Put his altar on we did kill this guy
Yeah
The east side you could look out with the CQC. I'm ready right out. No, no, no, no, I had a mind of me
What's the one left? You won't look like the cars on the left. Don't know out. It's up top
I'll tell him I see a good name or shoot him
He's not dead. I think he should be dead. I guess we did. I'm gonna go right now. I'm gonna go
Dude these guys are massive dude
The guy I killed didn't look that big, but
Nah, bro
These guys are massive. Oh my god
I'm the RPG in a dream, the RPG in a dream.
Where'd you kill this other guy?
Right here on the on the shore.
Oh, I cut him his leg.
Let's try to stand.
You got no legs.
Tony, you got no legs.
What Tony?
What?
This guy has disconnected inside of the pier building.
Do we what do we do with them?
Here's someone else someone else someone else is me running. Oh, oh, oh my god, you spooked me
I
Don't know what do we do with them?
No, he's gonna walk in place. Let's try to do some Canada. He's no longer with us
Answer that question
Wait, I think I hear someone in the main street
I swear to his head for steps
these guys are burning so much
fucking here oh yeah dude oh my god
oh they killed the goons too
and we're just gonna fucking good I'm such an asshole I are
the jays I'm fucking RPG the score guy
they killed the guy that was back here no wonder they were oh my god he has so
many maids bro
I need a clip. I need a clip. I need a fucking twitter clip.
Is the pier up? Yeah, it is. It is. It smokes up. It smokes up, bro.
I'm gonna see what this guy had back here. They had it down in those fellas. They made
the transit easier, they said, don't they? Yeah, easier to RPG.
What did you kill big Texas?
Yeah, big Texas kumar and well that guy's name is
Honestly, I'm glad our PG that guy fuck that guy
I need this ammo. Fuck that guy. That guy deserved it.
Anyone who says I'm a bad person for RPG in the transit?
Fuck that guy. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. Fuck that guy.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
This was crazy.
I
Didn't expect these guys to come in so late. Oh
My god, I guess they just didn't hear the RPG. Go off. I'm not living this guy. I thought you lose your guy
other guy blow up
Yeah, Texas Texas Cooper for the other guy. I
I
How much how far was it on Wade's loading? It's calculating. It's crunching the numbers
It's crunching the numbers
Oh my god, come on load I need to see this I hope it doesn't bog dude
I'm not going to see you dude.
Dude, I need to I need to see if
those guys are getting it up. I
need you to look at their
profiles. It's loading right now.
I want to see the distance. It
might have bugged it. I'm not
going to see.
Dude, I need this kill feed. How
is it going to not give me my
Oh, come on.
His weight is weight.
I'm waiting.
I don't know if it's going to fix.
I don't know what's going to fix.
I'm fried.
You're always ten hours deep.
What do you mean?
We're going off?
I'm probably going off.
Yeah.
OK.
Is that chill?
Is that chill with you?
It's chill.
So I'm waiting for this.
well my life so I'm not gonna go to gamble
I'm like, oh gamble
I mean it there's a raid to end off on that
that's the last fucking raid and that's a good one
there's no other way there's nothing for the competing light honestly
I'm way I would watch the clip again while it fucking goes
dude my point of view is crazy I need to see yours
Yes, I'm gonna link a bit. I'm telling you dude. It was actually insane
Dude, I actually like hit this guy with the fucking RPG
He runs down the stairs and it blows up
Fucking hate that shit
here's your clue I want to see yours oh my god I got it I got it I got it I think
that was insane man
oh he runs down gets the sanitar guard and then bro I'm in the corner get down here get
down here down here and he runs down the steps. Oh my god, did you see it in the air on your
screen? Oh my god, it fucking did it.
That's not what it was.
Wait, did you get that? We got it in slow motion.
Dude, I'm telling you, it looks crazy.
Oh my god, you can watch it drop out of the sky.
Oh
That was like the perfect shot
Oh my god, that's some fucking amazing
like I need like a good editor or something my man that's amazing I don't
think it's telling me the fucking distance I'm pissed it's okay dude it's
like 450 or 425 oh my god dude your perspective is golden I'll see you
probably tomorrow whatever whatever you're doing I'll hit you up after the event
All right, sounds good. I'll see you. See you later. Good grades.
Bye bye. Bye bye.
Oh, my God.
That's like I do.
This has got to be one of the best Tarkov clips I've ever fucking seen.
That's got to be it.
It's got the fact that you can watch.
the fucking RPG.
Like.
It's the thing.
Wait, what happened?
Well, what happened?
Well, who's what's the thing?
Where's the stiff meister
It was you no way wait did I actually blow you up? No
No
Wait, were you recording?
Please tell me you were recording
please tell me please tell me please tell me also a new thank you for the RPG the RPG assists
dude I'm so mad this is bugged I'm so
So, let me find those logs.
I have a clip to prove it.
Wait, where, where, where, where do I get the clip?
Here's the clip, here's the clip.
Where do I get the clip?
Where do I get a clip?
I need, I need.
Where is it?
Where is it? I can't click on next.
I can't click. I can't I can't click. It's just bug. Longest killing stats. I
don't think that's gonna be my longest kill though. That's not gonna be my
I just I really want the kill feed. I really want the kill feed.
Oh, no. Why is it not giving me the kill feed? I need it.
the
I can't believe we pulled this shit off.
I can't believe it's it's around it's around.
No, it's not 550.
It's like 450.
Dude, wait, wait.
Okay.
Who's got, you know, Desmond, you do see Fragas's clip.
Guys, where's Fragus's clip? You can watch the RPG land it, just smack the ground.
It's fucking insane.
Oh my god.
We smoked oh he's going down all this multiple
It's so good.
It's just watched right here.
It comes straight down.
Look at it.
There it is.
It comes straight down. Oh my god. It's it's literally perfect to worry as a scope like
you can just completely see it come down. Boom. Oh my god. I can't it's not giving me the
kill feed though. It's not giving me the kill feed. It's not. Oh, what a fucking kill, man.
I'm so happy, boy. It actually couldn't have gone better. The only way it could have gone
better is if there were like five people there, but two of them is amazing. Wait, no, there
couldn't even be five. There would be three tops because Ice Riggers three. If there was
one more i guess it could have been better
i'm trying to see how many meters it is but it's not um...
it won't give me the kill feed i think it's like four hundred fifty meters
it's somewhere around there but it's not like it would like won't load the kill
feed because the game is a bug right now where this shit doesn't happen so
i don't think we're ever getting it
I could go offline and check with the rangefinder.
I'll bring a range finder. We'll check real quick. It's not going to give me a chance
me it. It's not going to give me it with the the actual number which sucks. That's so unfortunate.
So, so unfortunate. Oh, yeah, I mean, dude, the rocket landed at like literally the perfect
moment. Like everything there was, it was basically perfect. Where the rocket landed,
timing landed just everything it was so good oh my god I can't even think of a
better fucking kill I've had in this game
I can't even think of one to be honest what the fuck tops that I mean maybe
like the four man grenade launcher when they first added it but I think this is
even better just like a giant but I'm dumb.
The male. Yes.
There's Twitter.
Clown.
It's out.
Oh, oh, oh.
I mean, did I mean?
Fraggis's perspective like edited into it.
We need to add the slow mo from Fraggis.
Oh, it's on there.
Wait, actually, oh, wait, your action.
Oh my god, you're the goat. Wait, the goat. Okay, the actual goat. I thought it's over.
How do I download this shit? How do I download this? How do I download this? You're redoing
OK, can you get a slow-mo at the end,
like the rocket coming in slow-mo?
The slow-mo would be insane.
All right, Shwaraan, let's go range this out.
I need to know the range.
I got another range.
Slow-mo from his point of view.
Oh shit, where we could, oops, I meant offline,
where we could see, because you could see it coming down.
I don't know, even if you like fucking zoom in on it
or something, but just seeing the RPG come down is like,
that's the icing on the cake.
That's the icing on the cake.
Reverse camp, the island.
I wonder how many people are gonna go on there
do that now. We may have just fucked this whole transit.
I think this whole transit is ruined.
I brought the rangefinder, but we have to go offline. So I've got to wait for the
backman of this raid. We might be bugged again.
I meant that lineup. Yep. It took me two RPG shots to figure out that lineup.
We had I got super lucky
Because we were trying to use the AGS at first the grenade launcher of the smugglers camp
And it wasn't really working because there's a blue fence in the way
So I was like, you know what what if we went to the scab island with an RPG and you can perfectly fucking shoot it from there
You can perfectly shoot it from there
I think it's all the four.
Yeah. Like they actually made it, I was saying they made it easier at RPG because now where they moved it, there's a wall.
So you can just hit the wall with the RPG and blow up.
Even if you miss I think mine like a perfectly arched and landed on the ground it looked like but
There's like a back splash behind them. You could hit
Do it the underbarrel GL probably yeah, you could probably do with the GL
Could try that too, I mean it's not as cool, but you could probably do it
it might even I mean it might be
unable to reconnect the game it might be tough to do because
it might be tough to do because the travel time on them
you have like such a big travel time
I think we broke it out!
Slow-mo replay!
Oh my Lord.
Oh my God.
Alright.
Alright, let me in there.
Dude, I'm putting this shit on Twitter right now.
Wait.
I don't know what's going on in my game.
I want to know that you're
fucked up.
I want to know that you can
someone range the distance for
me. I can't range the fucking
distance. I want to put the
distance in there.
There's no it's 525 though.
Is it really because I was
sniping across there with the
I was ranging to 450, but I did have to aim high.
So maybe it is like 525, it might be.
Life being crazy, so haven't been able to tune in much.
Thank you, sir.
I got to pop in to give my BSO bucks.
Thank you.
Yeah, we blow up the goddamn servers, I think.
I only blow up the goddamn servers.
All right, we'll let me in now offline raid
Mabel practice let's go
Oh, did someone say 61 months?
555 meters, even better.
Been busy with stuff for the air force.
The dog tag won't say distance, and my post raid stats
glitched out.
I'll just break the content.
So I don't know how far it was, Patriot.
Thank you for 61 months, bro.
I have a range finder on.
We're good.
Oh, wait.
I can use the scope range finder.
What am I doing?
Okay, well, I want to use the scope range finder would be way more accurate
Stupid why am I using the handheld where it's fine, you know things ass
No, I'm gonna use the one that you put on the raptor that you put on top of the scope
I want to see it for myself too.
The Titanic music over it.
You can just get in the arms of the ambulance.
I want to see it for myself too.
You can just get in the arms of the angel.
In the arms of the angel.
Let's go. I just want to see it for myself.
I got to see it for myself.
Shoreline.
550 meter RPG double kill.
on the largest man known to man the largest man known to man
Yeah, purchase pennies a day you could send RPGs to the icebreaker transit
You know, I'm not going to
pick juicy chads need your
help. Donate now.
Raceshack. Rest in peace to
raceshack. He got hit by the
You got it by the bazooka.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
All right.
Where did I spawn?
I'm really close.
Oh, we're super close.
Hell, yes.
Oh, my God, literally God spawn.
Let's go.
Oh my god, literally God's law. Let's go. We're so locked.
Computer initiate RPG transit protocol below these men up with a rocket launcher from 500 meters.
You've been programmed.
What the fuck?
I have two laser beams on my gun.
I'm looking like a god damn
transformer. You gotta stand
right here and I am right
there. Five hundred and
sixty meters. It's saying
five hundred sixty meters.
That's five sixty and then the other guy was like
five fifty and
five sixty
Right that's five five eight. Yeah five five eight five sixty
Five hundred sixty meters. I don't know why it says ten meters difference though. It's rare to see right now with this
I don't know what this is. Um
is the one guy was right there.
like that's above the stairs.
That's 560 and then this wall
is 550. How is that 10 meters?
It's 560. 560 meters.
It's in the rock. No, I don't
think so.
Hmm.
I wonder.
I can't type.
Hold on, we're getting this going.
One second, guys.
Okay.
All righty, well, that was fucking amazing.
All right, well that was fucking amazing. All right guys, we're gonna conclude the gaming for 10a
We're gonna hop on over and do some damper on the green website
So I'm gonna keep hanging out been kicked out come forward slash landmark the next little bit
I know I got a late today. So really short gaming stream, but it was a fucking banger
So I'll be on for like a couple more hours or so running out be over there
If not, have a great night and I will see you tomorrow. We'll be back gaming