you
When I grow up I want to be a race car.
you
And
yo.
We're back, hello guys.
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
The RPG is hot as hell in here.
I'm sweating.
The RPG Sniper has returned.
Happy link.
Let's pin that. Let's pin that shit. All right. Uh, I guess on.
I don't know what the event is to be honest.
I remember that.
I don't know what the event is to be honest.
My sister dared me to make a car out of spaghetti.
She didn't believe me until I drove past her.
It's up, Tony Oldman Mal.
What's up?
Is it just a quest line?
I don't even know what it is, to be honest.
I saw something about the cleanup crew.
We're saying cleanup crew.
I'll buy a bunch of ammo by FMJ2 or not.
Wait, no way I filled up all these fucking ammo cases.
Kidding me?
How did I fill all these up?
What the hell?
What the fuck did I manage this?
Um, oh god this is a problem.
This is a problem. It's an icebreaker, I know.
For real. For real.
RBG shot that may be the best fucking Tarkov clip I've ever gotten it honestly my bae
That that may be it
Oh, there's shit in here. Oh, yeah, this is the guy that our PG or one of the guys are PG and this is
There's none of these on the market like a south or whatever the fuck I want. Oh, yeah
I got a clean on my stash. I
didn't realize how much of a mess
we're in. Hope you're doing well.
Oops. Thank you so much for the
tier two, bro. Doing well, doing
well. Hit the gym. I got a
little bit of sushi with me right
now. I'm on a good day.
It's a good fucking day.
Oh my God, I lost it.
OK, so who knows where the event is?
What's the deal with this event?
Fucking M4 as well.
It's custom shoreline and it's a task.
I
May well do it
I'll do it. There's no reason not to do it. I
Guess
Too much
Also too like
That clip pinned on the top of chat if you didn't see what happened yesterday
I highly recommend you watch it. I highly recommend you watch that clip. It's fucking phenomenal
But I've got to come from why do I have all these fucking guns and I know okay, I need playcases. Oh, we need playcases
This is getting out of hand
We're going to sort this out
somehow. We're going to put
this plate case in there. This
is going to clean up a lot of
shit. Let's get another one.
It's going to clean up a lot of
a lot of shit. I want to take
the line up that shot. Believe
to aim that RPG on my second shot. I don't know if I just have the intuition or I got
really fucking lucky but I figured out the lineup for that in literally two shots. Literally
two shots I figured that shit out. I think I got pretty lucky because I thought that
would take so much longer but fucking insane
okay let's get rid of the scum let's put this away for a bit we don't need to
snipe and I guess I could snipe those poor souls thinking all was fine
until an RPG just hit them
Let's do a TKPD, that'll be fun, that'll be fun, that's how we get this shit started
today.
L T K P D action.
I'm not so
much.
Did anything happen with the
the Lego saga? Did I any new
not right. I think so. Yeah, we were watching um, what was his name, the Eagle Law or something,
that lawyer guy that makes videos on YouTube. He was going over the whole thing. He had some very
interesting insight that he brought.
It's a very interesting insight. He actually went into like the facts of what was happening.
Legal Eagle, yeah. Yeah, he was digging into the actual facts and saying like what they could
have done, what they should have done, what was like actually happening behind the scenes with
the company and all this and yeah he was kind of making it seem like it wasn't it wasn't
as clear cut as it as it was in the other video but fuck those guys.
BPP PPP PPP PPP PPP PPP PPP action
All right, dude. All right, so what do I have to do a quest on?
fucking woods
Who's got the quest for me?
Profitable ventures listen
Hand over 15 reply. Okay. Well, that's not the quest
We're going to get. already in
of nature. We'll get any
information on roughs planned
in the Emmercom camp on Woods.
Okay. So, the woods we go.
Onwards.
It's it's not from it's not
from rough. I don't even
So what's up with the boss shit? There's bosses on there.
Yeah, we can watch the clip. The best RPG 560 meter double kill you'll ever see in your life.
Yeah, we can watch that.
It's out!
Ka-bam! Ka-bam! Ka-bam!
I'm squirreling at three months, bro.
The fucking double kill.
That double kill.
You can literally you can literally see it's actually so sick.
You can watch the RPG fall and kill him.
There it is.
It's like a fucking artillery shell.
Look at it right there.
Like a fucking artillery show.
It's so good.
The fact that you can see the RPG is ridiculous.
That's the missile.
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't
by determining where it is from where it isn't.
The missile arrives at a difference or deviation.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, um...
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
Thanks for being an awesome dude.
Come on, you still have your M4?
No, I haven't for a while.
I got a Jeep.
Did you get a soy sauce?
No, it was a miso soup.
Was you gonna miso soup?
All right, so we're at a guy shooting up to my right a little bit.
Me so stupid and I got two salmon rolls and a yellow tail roll.
Probably delicious.
This is the item that I need.
I don't know when the seasonal character stuff is happening.
I'm going to assume like soonish.
I don't think they've set a hard date on it. It's just
two and TM type of deal. I'll play Grey Zone. Yeah, Grey Zone's okay. I mean, it's a cool
game, but it's the replayability isn't that high on it. But that's something to just hang
out with your friends and like shoot shit it's it's fun time i had fun on it but it's definitely
not like uh at least not right now it's not a game that i would play for like thousands of hours you
know i might get there like the the dev team on the game is good they have good devs they've been
like adding good stuff to it. It's just, you know, it's still early. It's still early and they haven't
like fully developed the PvP in the game, which is what mostly interests me.
I don't want the PvP aspect.
So I still have no idea what I'm looking for.
What am I looking for?
It said find information, it said find information, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
location information on a rough
plan in the Emmercom camp on
woods.
We have a sniper.
Enemy sniper in the vicinity.
a PSMO.
A quest nipple was popping up.
A truck.
I've been spending money like it grows on trees in this game, which maybe it does with
icebreaker but also don't want to play more icebreaker right now
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh there we go
warders
by that
I didn't pin my quest.
The Audien of Nature. Hand over the found intel. What's that?
Did you think that that guy would have been over there but he's not?
No, there's a police chase. Where's the goddamn chase? We had a great chase the other day.
It's got me fucking addicted. Okay, we're gonna have to get out of here. Get out of here.
The chase the other day was phenomenal. There's a scab or something in front of me. There's
to
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
We're gonna what's happening in the chase give me the give me the
Give me the scoop stew is in the chop node. We got a stew chase. Holy shit. We got stew
Not the goats do the absolute goat
of course why would there not be a fucking guy there of course
Of course, of course, of course, I'm not loading, I'm not loading, why that fatness killed me,
7 7 KD nice not loading he's load
Chrome
Wait, it's going on
It's going
Don't load it
No, there we go
and
Thank you.
No, they can pit that.
There's no weight in the back.
That's a easy pit.
Easy pit on this guy.
It's a good time to eat some food too.
What is it?
Is he just flipping them off?
Look, Bob, no ends.
He's just flipping them off.
I don't think he's doing gang signs.
So maybe he was starting some gang signs.
No, I don't think they have sign language.
I don't think a deaf guy is stealing the,
I mean, maybe he's deaf.
Who am I to say he's not deaf?
Who am I to say?
Hey bud, what's up?
What's sushi?
Yo
Hey
What's up?
carjacking. Now does carjacking imply that someone was in the vehicle when he
committed the jacking?
When he committed the jacking, was there someone in there?
Audio is muted on YouTube because we'll get copyright strike if we have audio.
I think we're fine with video,
but audio, they'll copyright strike it.
Purple website has audio.
I don't give a fuck about the driver of this vehicle.
I honestly do not give a singular fuck about the guy in this vehicle.
To like law enforcement cares about the guy in the vehicle, I don't give a shit.
Fuck this guy.
I care about the public, the innocent people, and the police.
Fuck this guy.
War Dogs is going to have a live gameplay reveal tomorrow. Really?
Really?
What is throwing out those signs?
Bad throwing out of signs.
Who says the driver is an innocent?
I mean, he stole the vehicle and he's clearly breaking the law currently.
You know what?
Bon appetit, Tony. We clap
cheeks today. You kind of lose
your claim of innocence when
you're driving with no hands on
the highway speeding while
throwing up gang signs at the
news helicopter.
You kind of you kind of lose
your credibility right there.
You kind of
Wait, oh shit wait, what's he saying? What's he saying?
Dude, he's actually
He's throwing up crazies. Maybe he's deaf
Dude, it might be sign language and he's deaf. He was going crazy. You see that he's going crazy with it
No, lady.
No, he wasn't doing that.
I'm using sign language to communicate with friends to set up a plan.
Who knows sign language?
Someone in here has got no sign language.
What was he saying?
What's he going to do now?
Is he going to get desperate?
He might get, oh, shit.
Yep.
There we go.
There we go. We got black and whites on the scene.
Prison sign language.
I'm going to go back to the
AGG AGG AGG AGG
They should get aggressive.
It's got some good guys.
The truck has got some girth to it.
He's in the girth mobile.
He's in a powerful girthy truck.
Here's a goddamn Garth mobile.
Holy shit.
But he was in chopsticks.
Thanks.
I think this police department is going to be a little bit passive on this chase.
They're not even getting close to him.
What is he doing?
What does he keep saying? What is that?
I don't know what he's trying to say.
What is that?
He's signaling something.
He looks like he looks like he's high I think he's high
This guy might have hit some mess before this yeah he looks a little bit high the way he's
like he looks all like um like limp
looks like he's limp
you
there
there just there hanging back they're not getting close to
I think they're just gonna follow him around
Lovie thank you for the prime. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Are we doing?
It could be armed though. I mean, yeah
They can also just blow up the truck
They could just blow it up.
I mean, if they need, I know a guy that's nice with RPG.
I know a guy that's really nice with the RPG shots.
Give me in the chopper.
or
So i'm surprised usually when they're behind the vehicle and it's parked the lead like they'll
open the doors and get out and draw guns on them. Usually they'll do that.
A lot of police forces they'll use that as their tactic when the vehicle stopped.
So I'm actually I'm actually surprised they don't do that because if you think if the guy is armed
and he and he's gonna get out of the vehicle and make a move with a gun he's gonna do it when he stopped
not when he's he's pulling a U. He's gonna do any stop now when he's moving so you you think the officers
would be instructed to be waiting and ready for that when his vehicle stopped but they weren't doing that.
I don't think it's the size of the vehicle because the vehicle it's a big truck, but there's no weight on the back of it. So it's easy to it's easy to spin out the back of it.
It should work like that.
It should 100% work like that I wish.
I wish it worked like that.
I don't think so. Right. Don't they usually they won't pay like the only pit like 30 to 50 miles an hour. I feel like I've definitely seen them pit at slower speeds. They have to be moving when you pit them but
like 30 to 50 miles an hour. I feel like I've definitely seen them pit at slower speeds.
They have to be moving when you pit them, but oh, CHP, let's go, baby. The stream is busted.
Well, it depends on a lot of things. It's the state, the specific department that's on them,
too. They all have different, like, rules for how they handle chases and how they do pits.
Like CHP is good. CHP is California Highway Patrol. They're very aggressive with not very aggressive, but they're a lot more aggressive with taking down chases than a lot of other departments are.
CHP will follow them. They'll stay on them. They won't give away the chase to another department and they'll do pits and spike strips and all types of shit.
you don't want CHP on you
this is a YouTube link this might be better
We're going to watch on YouTube.
I think it's going to load better.
The other one keeps buffering.
So most aggressive, like.
Arkansas and Georgia and shit like that.
All them good old boys states.
Oh, he's swerving.
The states, the states like that, those like southern, those real southern states,
they don't fuck around with the police chases.
We saw one dude, I think it was in Texas.
They, they fucking followed this guy into a field.
The guy drove off the highway into a field through a fence.
The fucking cops followed him off road, got out and chased them down.
and like a fucking cornfield and tackled them like it was a lineman.
They don't play some of them.
Yeah, some of them.
They don't fuck around at all.
Some big old corn fed Texas police officer comes running after you.
They would grow up wrestling cattle.
Next thing you know, we've chasing you down.
some of the California guys go pretty hard but a lot of a lot of California with the laws and
the policies they have like they're so limited with how they handle these things
but we've seen that we've seen some of these departments get pretty damn aggressive
Thank you.
There is. Let's go, Dylan. W. Pile Dylan.
Let's go, Dylan.
Dylan and Stu, the Wombo Combo police chase duo.
Oh, two guys come to the chase.
is the on call that.
So all the different news stations have
different people that will go up in the choppers and do
like newscasting from the helicopters.
The guy we're listening to right now is the absolute goat
of helicopter. Commentation.
Our boy, Stu.
Stu Mundell, he's the absolute goat.
He's the best.
There's nobody doesn't like Stu.
Nobody doesn't like Stu.
Macro, thank you for the tier three sub, my man.
Thank you so much, Rock T. Thank you for the sub as well.
Yeah, this is Stu Mundell. He's the best.
S T U Stu.
or they start getting desperate, you know, the fucking the meth that they hit 30 minutes ago starts kicking in a little bit too much and
They'll be chill. They'll be kind of chill like this for a while
And then they'll just snap and they'll go absolute ape shit
You've seen it a million times
You never know what's gonna happen with these
They they look like they're just hanging out cruising not doing anything next thing, you know, they're driving through fences
going off road, hitting cars. It's like, you never know.
Definitely not a doll. This is live. Yeah. This is live in LA.
I love a good chase. Hutch is ready for me. Is he not watching this?
No way Hutch isn't watching this.
No way.
Yeah, definitely, definitely.
Still I'm with you, man.
No doubt this guy's not on some substance.
He's definitely on some substance.
Maybe multiple substances, plural substance.
There must be.
I'm going to go back to the
video.
You guys, YouTube can't hear
muted it because of copyright
issues.
Purple website or the green
website.
We have audio but YouTube is
just rough with the copyright
stuff.
And then a guys.
Alania. Alania is number two.
Sky Queen Alania.
Call him.
You watching this guy?
Yeah.
and there's instantly a police chase are you in that car me who do you think he's
who do you think he's doing sign language to I don't know these gang signs
or sign language I can't tell those guys just driving in opposite lanes what a
beast I know I feel like he's been kind of chill right now but I feel like this
is the kind of guy that at any moment, he'll just snap.
No, the competition.
He'll pull out of the car.
He gives it.
Oh, yeah, he'll do something to start off road and driving through a fence, hit a tree.
You know, it's crazy.
We've only had one person where I felt that way about and it was a woman
and she ended up hitting a bridge going about one hundred and five.
So, you know, fewer.
Oh, I've seen it.
I've seen I've seen a lot of crashes you didn't see the one where they use the grappler a couple weeks ago
I didn't see that one. They they you know, you know the grapplers, right?
They have
Yeah, yep, so they use that on this guy they they locked them in and he like lost control and crashed into a brick wall and died
So, you know, it was fucking crazy.
Oh, yeah, 100 percent.
That guy, this is going on the dick talk.
They would not believe what was going on outside.
Did I hope it doesn't hit someone in this truck?
I know it's I keep getting that feeling, but.
This fucking trucks got away a few tons.
He was like, what are these idiots doing?
No way.
It was awesome.
I think it's a sledgehammer in the back of the truck bed.
He might start swinging that thing if we're lucky.
It may be.
Shit may be.
Yeah.
I don't think they do chases no
it's usually Fox K cal
now. This guy doesn't have a plan. This guy's high as shit, I think. I think he's high as
I'm not going to be able to
get to this shit.
47 months. Wow. Thanks
Frenchy. Thank you sights and
sounds. Thank you for the sub as
well. Thank you, Ollie.
Oh,
he's sipping on his lean.
Audio
Mixer thing. It seems like it's
been working out that car at
I'm still cold
But you think this guy's high right
Sheesh man, thanks for the content. I think this guy's high swag. Thank you for 74 months
Crackheads in my day. I'd like to think of myself a little bit as a crackhead from a sewer
Hey good spot one from a mile away
Crackhead from a mile away and and I
I, I, I, I truly do think that guy might be a crackhead.
Dude.
He's going fast, man.
He's hitting the gas for sure.
You could pit it. You get the back. Yeah, exactly. Stu knows what he's talking about. There's no weight on those back tires. You could definitely spin this guy out.
Oh, shit. He's swerving.
They're right there boom. They're on them. Oh, they got the canine unit on them, too
Get the dog on them put him with the dog
Can't pin the pedestrian area like that they will they will not oh it's it depends it
There's so many factors that go into it, but they will I've seen them pit on roads like this at like 50 miles an hour
But it really just depends where they are
What what um, what's on the street?
What department is chasing them what the want is for the the driver?
There's just so many so many things that go into it
you. See which one's canine. It
says on the roof. Look at the
back of the roof of the lead
chase unit. Says canine on it.
See 682 K dash nine. You see it
right on the roof. Yep, they're
all marked. The canine units
always are marked on the roof
like that. This is reckless Ben
in this truck. This is reckless
and wild for PD. Oh, yeah, they'd be pitting them.
That's canine, the dog. They have a police dog in there.
Police dog, which sometimes they'll they'll use
if they have a standoff and the guy won't get out of the car or something.
They'll they'll either have the dog jump in through a window
or they'll go up with like shields and open the door and send the fucking dog
in to get them. Sometimes if we're lucky. If we're lucky.
and
the stories and
Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
He's just haunted them now.
He's taunting them.
anybody know sign language over there?
You know what's crazy?
That could translate?
The only thing I do, his name is Def Gaming,
and he just said that he was doing sign language
in prison language.
Sign language in prison language.
So he's been repeating blue left W-I-T-F-U.
It's prison sign, so basically both gang signs
and sign language.
Oh, shit.
I don't worry, I just told him, I love them,
but in sign language.
And I can make that joke because I'm legally deaf.
What gang is this guy in?
God, if I told you that I'd have to kill you.
No shit, okay, okay.
The deaf ones?
Oh my god.
Oh man.
with it. Were they getting ready for a spice strip and they missed it?
They got the trunk open.
He's going to end up on death row on death row.
He's definitely not getting away from these police.
Hot shit.
It's like a pooled hammy. It's like a pooled hammy. God!
Woo!
Damn.
He's taking death threats. Oh my gosh, we got too many dads in here.
Whoa, whoa!
Yeah, you can't hear the sirens. It doesn't even know he's getting chased. You can't hear the sirens.
Are you sure? Oh shit. These
definitely confused.
Let's see. IFB.
Uh, the glosscoms. Zero
Dory be
Actually zero survival instincts those people
Casual drive of the police escort that's all that's going on. Yeah, he doesn't even know
So, wow, why is everyone moving out of the way for me? This is so nice
This is the easiest commute I've ever had
So like if you're him right you're going to prison, you know, you chalk it up GGs
Whoa, are you are you getting in to like jail or prison going dude?
I had the craziest chase. You won't believe it. Well, he's not going to prison. We already know that
Yeah, true this guy's out if this guy right now stopped and got out
He's he's gonna be in and out of jail in like 48 hours
California, yeah
Did you know you're getting chased?
Okay, go ahead. You can leave
There's a $400 citation and a credit card you can swipe
the
that's not a good one.
What's that guy riding on the
sidewalk? Is that a scooter?
Now, there's the real criminal
right there. Is that a scooter?
Arrest that motherfucker. I hate
sons of bitches who ride
scooters and bikes on sidewalks.
But then again, when I'm driving, I
hate the people riding on the
side of the road. So it's
I don't know if I'm going to
go to the road.
Oh, he's boosting.
He's boosting.
Most people are bad drivers.
Yeah, but that's what everyone
says too.
Like everyone thinks they're a
and everyone else on the road is a complete idiot.
Ask just the way it goes.
It's like when you're playing video games,
everyone's a camping pussy,
but you're never a camping pussy, you know?
You're always just playing smart.
Everyone else is a little bitch.
It's the way it goes, man, it's the way it goes.
We've all been there.
Can't say you've never been there.
We've all felt it before.
That's
We're agitating the driver fuck this guy
That's the most beta bitch mindset I've ever heard
We're caught. We're making this guy
Run away because we have police on him. It's not his fault. It's the police's fault for chasing them
Chase them for two hours.
The best thing that we can do is to turn our lights and sirens off because then
he'll drive normally.
Well, I was just raging out.
I'm like, it's not his fault.
He's running from the police hutch.
It's the police's fault for chasing him.
They're causing the chase.
They should just stop.
They should stop instigating and making this poor guy run away.
It's not his fault.
Honestly, I think we should defund the police more so they're only on bicycles
That's what I think I think we should take away their cars put them on bicycles
Hmm, and then we won't have to worry about anybody good idea good idea
Good idea. I vote for that. That's what I'm saying. It wouldn't
Put them on e-bikes we should give CHP and AC 130
put the fat ones on a trike they should pet the sky
they should pet them
you
and I was like, Hey, what's
she saying right now? It's
like, Oh, they caused injury
accidents. I think it's their
fault for not ending it sooner.
Agreed. It's not that them
chasing the guy caused
something to happen. It's the
fact that they let it draw out
and they weren't aggressive
enough and they didn't stop it
and there's no traffic, but yeah, use to pit them.
Yep.
Exactly.
And then they get into these highly dense population areas.
Yep.
And then they hit someone with a truck.
They can't do anything.
Yep.
Yeah, exactly.
Yep.
I saw one like that where they let it go on for a while
and then he hit a car with like two old people in it
and they were hospitalized.
Huh.
Oh, we watched one when it ended at a hospital
And it's always important to reiterate it's not the officers fault they're just following orders from I believe you'd call it like the watch commander, right?
it. Shift commander. Yeah, or
the watch commander who is there's someone the officers just do what they're told they
can't make decisions like that. No.
That's a ticket for Jay walking 100%
Spike ships not used anymore. They do, but it all depends.
It looked like they were trying to set one up before
It looked like they were trying to do it
Lord commander yeah, Lord commander of the night swatch exactly I
Bet if there was a white walker in that fucking car, they stopped. No, he's pulling over wait. What's he doing?
Oh, did he just try to solicit a hooker?
Is that what he pulled up?
There's a hey shout hey shouty
Shouty let me holla at you for a second. Get in the car shouty
Get in the car shouty
Oh, what are we doing?
He's lighting up a little bit more.
No, no, he's actually throwing, he's throwing signs out there.
That guy's recording.
And look at him. He's actually signing
Oh my god, this lady
Can't pay a stationary vehicle lady. What do you mean?
in. Why can't they just do?
You stood in the lamp into a stew is like a tribe.
You can hear the gears in his brain turning like, how the fuck do I explain this?
He's like, lady, what the fuck?
the
to
that's me.
That's me.
Will know I did why they know block them in because getting in front of the driver is dangerous for the officer if he's armed.
the vehicle does put the officers at risk, especially if they're in the vehicle blocking
them in and then they step out and hits the gas. That I understand. You need like a the
bear cat or something like that to pull off a maneuver. But I don't get why they're not
doing pits or something like that or spike strips. There's no reason they shouldn't be
you doing that? It's in California. Call the SWAT team. They won't use SWAT for this.
If he was armed, sure. And they knew he was armed and dangerous and being like, excessively
violent? Yes. But not for something like this. If they had like an armed stay, say this guy stopped
and it was an armed standoff, like in the middle of the street, they would have swat probably. Yeah.
Yeah, if I got prolonged.
He's like, this is down, this is downtown downtown.
Yo, the guy on the roof.
Yo, roof!
I got the roof.
What the hell?
He's looking, what the hell's going on down there?
What's all this ruckus on here?
I'm trying to relax over here.
This looks like downtown like central LA
too many buildings in the way
too many buildings
have I been there before?
no, fuck LA
I don't wanna go to LA
oh, there they are
they got em
don't worry about it, they got em
I'm going to go grab a drink really quick, Tony.
Yep to the chat for me.
Okay.
I don't think he's familiar with anything.
Oh, what are we protesting?
Oh, is this Trump?
Oh God.
Oh my God.
Wait, is he?
Is he?
Is he yapping at the?
You might have been yapping out there.
Oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, bro's on side quest right now.
Oh my god. That's too funny.
That's way too funny.
Get out of the bike lane.
What are you doing?
I can't thank you.
Thank you.
What's happening?
He drove past a resist Trump protest and stopped.
Might have exchanged a few words and then kept on going.
Oh, you still just throwing up gangsons?
Yeah, yeah
There he is with the hand
I
Was gonna ask if you were in that car next all these cops would you pull off like that guy?
What would I do
So there are these cars next to all the police like at the light one of them
They were hanging out for a little bit then one of them drove off
off. Would you drive off or would you wait? I would drop it
driven off. I would drop it off.
You know, I'll say this. Someone in my oh shit. Here we go.
Oh shit. I'd be dude. I'd be yelling at this guy. I'm gonna
get out the fucking car. Get out motherfucker. Get out.
I tell you end up in a mr. Tire situation is somehow you're the one in the wrong remember that
What up, oh where the the guy stopped him yeah the guy in the box truck
Yeah, nah w mr. Tire w mr. Tire
They probably let him go right
California, bro, I mean I wouldn't hit him with my car, but I'd be if I was next to this guy I'd be yelling at him
Yeah, he's just trying to start a fight with everyone
I got you. It's got a cracked
windshield. Where's he's that
bird shit on it?
camera. Hold it steady. hold it.
Hold it.
Lock it. Lock it. Work on your
tracking. Oh, that was almost
bad.
He's picking up speed again
now.
definitely tweaking. He's just pulling over like yelling at anybody who will give him attention.
He's 100 percent tweaking out there. He's definitely tweaking out.
Tarkov!
W. W.
Yeah, he's picking up miles and more. Thank you for the subs guys. Thank you very much.
Oh shit. Wrong side of the road right now. There he is. Oh that's the wrong side of the
road. It's a double yellow.
I don't give a fuck about that stuff, son.
Wreck incoming?
Maybe.
Hopefully he doesn't hit another car.
hits a fucking brick wall if he does wreck.
Hell no they don't.
Hell no, not in California.
It's going to be like failure to yield, felony evading, police.
You gave them today?
Yeah.
But we got a good chase.
We're gonna stay on it.
Spike strip, spike strip, spike strip.
Oh, shit.
No spike strips or anything, man.
I was just saying they they they'd never do it. That's what I thought maybe that was a spike strip positioning that's because
They won't do it because if he blows a tire and swirves into a business and causes damage to ability or something or onto people, you know, running into people on the sidewalk.
into a business and causes damage to a building or something or on to people, you know, running
into people on the sidewalk.
What not every car spikes and not every officer is authorized to use spikes, but you're always
worse off not stopping.
Don't thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, these people don't think.
They don't think there's not much going through their head.
You don't think K-9 has spikes on them?
I doubt I don't know.
I'm not sure about that.
It might make sense where they, yeah,
they don't have spikes of their canine unit
I'm sorry.
not fit to be operating a vehicle, you know, like he's definitely
not in the right state of mind, whether it's from whatever
fucking mental breakdown he's having or substance that he's on,
like this guy is not fit to be driving a vehicle on the road.
He's probably a high office fucking mind.
Yeah, like.
There's nothing safe about him driving this right now. He's putting everyone in danger.
Oh
Dude
That that van could have taken him out he could have taken him out in that van
Yeah, this this lady she's got some takes that's for sure she's got some takes very absorbent this one
I'm very observant.
Nothing gets past her.
No.
Mm hmm.
Yeah, fuck people.
Okay.
Oh, he's swerving.
Zoom out wide in the shot.
Wide in the shot.
Wide in the shots, too.
Okay.
Here we go.
Oh.
His there opportunity.
Oh, he's getting on.
Right now.
This is this.
This is finally.
Well, unless there's traffic, it's still earlier in the day in Cali.
So, no.
Oh, he's getting off.
Here's their opportunity.
Let's do it.
No, no, no.
Is this, oh, this merges.
Okay, it merges.
There could be an exit up ahead.
Too much traffic, though.
They're not going to do anything on here.
There's too much traffic.
You think he meant to get on the freeway or he just found
himself.
I was getting off. He knows he knows he can't be on the freeway.
Getting off. You know, he's getting off.
He knows he can't stay on. That looks like
yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. See, Stu knows what's up.
he's getting off. Motherfucker. These guys are dumb but they're smart. They know what
they can and can't do. They know how to prolong it. They know, bro. They know.
Oh, let's go.
Oh, yeah, brother.
Just a local crackhead out there.
Is that a dirt bike?
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, that's a dirt bike.
That's a dirt bike.
It's it's it really is a GTA lobby out here. Really is. It really is.
California is not real bad. It's not real.
He's picking up. He's on the gas.
You definitely have to be pit certified.
Definitely have to be pit certified. But like you said, they would put someone who's pit certified
on the chase if they were thinking of pitting.
I was eating McDonald's in the sky through up gang signs and I was confused.
He's stupid, man.
I mean, if I was at school, I would definitely be running the fence.
So I'll be taking a gander.
Watch every chasel streaming when they happen.
Oh pit pit pit pit pit.
That's pit position.
Pit position.
Oh.
They got him.
Oh.
Fucking phenomenal pit.
Phenomenal.
Officer 419.
Oh.
Amazing pit.
No one went behind him.
No! No! No!
No!
Get on him! Oh, dude, y'all!
Y'all, 419 is slick with it!
Oh, that was so clean.
That was fucking by the book!
By the book!
Bro, why didn't the third cop go by the book?
They needed the third guy sold it.
The third guy sold it.
One at 419 and the other guy on point.
Oh my gosh that was beautiful. Dude they were oh they were on point.
Is your camera cutting out right now? Fuck. Is your shit lagging right now? Yeah it's lagging.
I'm not.
Still Wiggle the antenna. Wiggle it.
Oh, there we go. I have three pixels.
Todd Sturred Cop was ex-Wild Fork Mormon Police.
Yeah.
That was beautiful. That was really, really good.
That was that was a clean pit. That was excellent outstanding work
That's one them old scion boxes
No, it's called the box right the scion box or cube the cube the cubes on cube
Yeah
Yeah, when people are driving on the Volkswagen the Beatles to yeah
We all want to see it come do it in stupid man stu just he's the man isn't he's the he's the absolute
Man he is the chopper the chopper commentating go the eye of the sky, you know
I was also surprised they were doing the pit on on the surface streets like this. I think they I think they saw an opportunity with no one around. Yeah, it really wasn't.
I mean, dude, he basically kept him in the same lane.
That was so good.
We still just throwing up gang signs.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
the
You didn't say nothing to people, fuck you and your silver van!
Yeah, motherfucker!
Let me throw up this sign language so you know I'm gangster!
I
PD's taking over CHP usually CHP doesn't give it up
That'd be me dude, that'd be me. I get this motherfucker out of my way
Bro what?
you know
you know local chopper I thought CHP chopper was on it already
Man talk about a hashtag ad for Chevy. You know what I mean? What a truck
Right wow
New cop new cop has entered
They're getting the SUV off of the lead though.
I think they keep the lead unit as an SUV for this guy.
Maybe they swap because the other guy got damaged when he did a pit.
They're not going to pit on the freeway in this traffic.
They'll pit on the freeway, but not with traffic like this.
So the the helicopter is feeling up
Everybody is getting
Resetting basically right now and they have this car on it to just follow. That's why that's why they pulled off the SUVs
Yeah, probably well, no, I think he's still I think he's just not lead unit in the SUV. I think he's number two
Well, I think that they're not going to be doing any pits
Oh, no, no helicopters going to refuel. Yeah
That would make sense, yeah
Said a grappler it might be it looks taller than a normal
like bumper I
This guy might have the grappler on the front that doesn't look like a normal it looks taller, right?
That doesn't look like a normal bumper
Yeah, my mouse sorry Jeff
The grapplers this thing, it drops down
and they hook it under the rear tires and it has like a rope on it
and it tangles up the rear axle of the car and stops it from driving.
It just fucking tangles it up and it doesn't let the wheels turn.
It's like it's like some Batman shit.
It's crazy. It's so sick.
I
Think that is a grappler on it
Not too sure this cop is definitely staying closer than anyone else has yeah
I mean he's all he's right on him
Yeah, he's on his ass. I think this is coming to an end very soon
the
get him. Oh, wait, wait. Oh, he's. Dude, he's creeping up on him.
Yeah, I guess.
Slower speeds for the.
I think the car has to be moving for the grappler to work because the wheels
have to be charting enough that it tangles up.
I don't know how fast they have to be going or whatever,
but I'm pretty sure they have to be going
like a decent enough speed where the wheels will wrap it up.
Baker, thank you for the tier three.
Are we doing?
Thank you, my man.
Thank you, brother.
the
Yeah, you were that three was set you reppin squirrel.
I hear another opportunity.
Stu might get relieved.
I
If you take this off woman, I yeah, I don't care about Belmont steaks my mind
She's a nice like like beef steaks
Hold on a minute
No, hold on
Kind of what kind of what kind of festival again, did she say steaks? Oh, it's a horse race
I don't care about that. This is better than horse racing. We should be able to gamble on this shit. Forget the horses
Let me get 500 on the over
Maybe that's what we need to do Tony mean you open up an app okay crypto gambling on police chases
You can bet a blind
Crypto offshore account
Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll set up in like I don't know Romania. They're allowed to out over there. I think
What is she turning it off I
Don't know I think they're gonna keep shrieking me at the I think the main desk is just gonna go away
one B one was stew that we might, we might.
Oh, we're so happy you're still with us.
Oh, lucky are we. Oh, we're here.
Amazing. Amazing. Lucky are we are.
We are truly blessed on this fine day.
Yes, I wonder if she's gonna ask us any more great questions like do you think they
went out a lot of red lights a lot of great observations a lot of fantastic
I was like nothing gets past this one
Nothing gets faster
No
Kintako!
King taco
It's King taco any good look if I know
Fuck if I know I did some local taco joint
Fine still going with the hand out the window gang signs clutch. Thank you sir. Thank you for the sub
They're gonna take it and grab my food.
You're second, I'll bear it back.
I don't think anything's gonna happen.
you
I'm having got burgers and a baked potato.
Burgers and a baked potato.
a
not like that not like that oh my god it's do the best do is the best I can
get him now empty road get him hit him hit that motherfucker right now put this
Motherfucker, they're not gonna pet him. They're not gonna
pet him.
They had like 400 meters of no traffic, nothing.
Unbelievable, bro. Unbelievable.
Let's go ask to you. Okay, thank you. Is it good? I have a two years.
That guy doesn't even know what planet he's on. He thinks he's on fucking Jupiter getting
chased by the the intergalactic police force or gang of aliens
676 officers 67 got a crack open a cold one
Delicious.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just trying over here, you know, I'm just, I'm just trying
over here. You know what I mean? I'm I'm really hold it in. I don't even know.
Stu is too. Stu is stronger than today.
The opie sign into that wall. Two bunnies, three bunnies.
This is live. Yes. Yes. This is live. A duck, a crocodile, and a hot dog.
Oh
The two bunnies are now one bunny one bunny got shot. I
Don't get I can't read the rest
And he's gonna get carpal tunnel if he keeps us up for any longer
He really is he's gonna be fucked up. It's gonna be arthritic
What
Oh, wow.
What'd she say?
Oh, no, Carly is a complete joke.
She's desert, thanks for sixteen months, Sa Layla, 35 months, Devil.
Thank you, Doctor Pepper.
Always hitting up that zero, she can knock pepper, or the White Monsters.
I've watched the expanse. It was phenomenal until like the last two seasons, but I enjoyed
the expense a lot just it fell off for me like it once there was that thing with the one actor and
they kicked him off the show I thought it went downhill like every show that's it does happen yeah
great show like the first few seasons expense is great if you like sci-fi
I think that's a good show.
Very good show.
The Witcher.
Yeah, well, the Witcher, I think, was for different reasons,
but that went downhill super fast, too.
I think it sank like a rock.
Yeah.
I watched season one of Silo.
It was okay.
I didn't watch whatever is after it.
Silo was it felt like the first like the first and last episode were good.
And everything in between felt like a lot of filler to me.
That's three body problem.
Yeah, I didn't like that one.
I wasn't really fan of that.
For all mankind, haven't seen it.
I've heard good things about that show.
I've heard good. I've heard good stuff about.
Dark is amazing.
It got boring towards the end, but the first like two seasons
of dark are fucking insane.
Like one of the craziest shows I've ever seen.
The first the first season of that show is unreal.
It's fucking nuts.
Yes, so good.
So good.
It's it's German show. Yeah, it's German. Mm-hmm
It's crazy though the beginning of that that series it's unreal
It was so well done in the beginning. Yeah
That was a really good movie.
Project Hail Mary was great.
That was a really good movie.
Mm hmm.
Project Hail Mary was great.
Back rooms I didn't like.
And obsession was really good too.
obsession was actually super, it was a super fun movie to watch, but
back rooms, back rooms, I didn't like it. I had really high hopes for that movie and
I didn't like it.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
I thought it had a lot of potential and the second half of the movie was like, yes.
I have not know that I don't think I see obsession.
I liked obsession a lot.
I thought it was.
It was funny and it was well done.
And the acting was top notch.
Like the fucking lead actress in that movie, that one chick, she crushed it.
She crushed that role.
Like she did so fucking well on that on that role.
like literally the perfect
casting for that.
Backrooms is directed by a 20 year old and I think obsession was 26 year old
YouTuber on a $750,000 budget
We got it. We got an SUV in the front bad news is it's 419
That's 419 what 419 was the one oh
Did he sell?
No, 419 was the pit guy. I thought it was 676 was the pit guy. No, no, no, no, it was for 419. I think I
I bet I don't know what officer six seven was but
Watch did you see did you see my RPG shot yesterday? Dude insane?
Insane
Bro today has been hell by the way. Oh, I did one raid and I died to a bush
Brother I just all died to like people because all like the bosses are on one map or on three maps
And people are just camping the shit out of them. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
And then we I went to the boat with glorious and I just sat in the corner and he killed everything streaming
the
Say we can play but I think by time this ends where I'm not gonna have any time. Oh, I know right this thing has been going on
Yeah, yeah
tomorrow, yeah
I'm all I'm like every day bro the summer game fest is happening right now as well. Oh
Really? Mm-hmm. Oh shit. Maybe I'll watch that you should you know what it ends? I
Just started for oh
Okay, I guess would be five. Yeah, five Eastern
Jatter, thanks for five months. Thank you
My entertain bonus. Oh, the police chases are great. They're great, man
They're great
I heard War Dogs is pushing up the release of their game for the summer
if you've been following that
everyone is, I've seen so, I keep getting asked about it, everyone's like dude, you see war dogs, war dogs, war dogs, I'm like fuck yeah
no we're gonna play this shit out there
gameplay, gameplay revealed tomorrow as well
have you seen, you understand how it's working?
the game?
yeah
I believe so, yeah
Yeah, it's super cool. It's like battlefield, but you have to like buy your gear and it's it's like
If you ever played Arma king of the hill mods, it's like that. Yeah
Best place for 22 months
Nothing, okay
They're not going to pit them on this road.
No way.
No way they pit them.
Man, fuck your red light.
Fuck your red light.
Great question.
We don't know if he's armed, but we've seen his arm hanging out of the window for the last two hours
We've definitely seen an arm. Yeah. Oh my god.
Might not have been a firearm, but definitely an arm.
I imagine this is your truck and you're going, oh gosh, look at the damage row if this is my truck
I'd I'd be on the road stopping this guy right now
You'd see me on the camera right this instant
Also, I think they said it was well they said it was so what I was confused with me if they say it's a car jacking
Does that imply that someone was in the vehicle when he stole it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, what are we doing?
Do something, please.
Like a fuck.
What the hell's the motor going to do?
Like, how did this guy car jack you?
Sorry, what are you saying?
I was saying I know when they say it's a car jacking.
Does that mean that someone was in the vehicle when he took it
And he like forced them out of the truck and stole it.
Carjacking means that someone had possession of that truck
and then someone you he stole that truck from somebody who is present with the vehicle.
That may be maybe they were like the only difference.
Maybe they were standing outside of it and the guy hopped in and stole it.
Oh, they exactly.
It could they could have left the the keys and they walk to the gas station.
Yeah, some of that.
I don't know why the fuck you would do that.
Always take the keys out of the car too when you're filling up at the gas station.
Always.
Dude, we've seen people steal cars like that on stream.
We've literally watched a car chase as someone pulled into a gas station and stole someone
else's car.
Because they left the keys in the car while they're filling up.
You just hopped right in and drove off.
Yeah.
Crazy.
It's a nice tour of LA for you.
You believe the AC on the summer.
Yeah, and then some guy hops in and steals your car
while you're pumping, then you're standing there
like a jerk off of the gas pump in your hand.
You know, feeling like a fucking idiot.
Oh, see, yes, she's explaining it right now, I guess.
Yeah, there it is.
Tell you what, he wouldn't have been carjacking me.
So I guess it would have been by, I guess.
I might, it might require force, yeah.
What about a little kid?
He's like what?
Oh my god.
Maybe that kid might be a cop.
That kid was cute.
That was a cute kid.
We can't do news, the sound on YouTube, gonna go on green or purple site, green or purple
site, they'll hit us with the strike 30, thanks for 30 months.
What's going on dude?
the car on the front lawn over there that's gonna fuck up the grass what are you doing?
that lawn is toast now that lawn is screwed
that
they got a movie trash cans
I'm going to do. Oh, seven,
brother. If something happens,
while they're changing helis, I'm going to be fucking pissed.
Well, I'm sure we can pull up another chopper.
They're in Compton.
Oh,
Oh, no, I thought he was about to like pull into a driveway kind of like he's about to swing into a driveway
way. Well, let's stop there and get in front of them. Oh, oh, the spike, the spike. Oh
my God, dude, that was the week. Oh my God, that was the weakest spike I've ever seen.
You're right. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, oh, shit. Throw it under the car. Why do you have it
the road
They got a box wait look at 095 has got the back right
We got the front the back right this other guys got a pull in he's got a pull in more for the back left
He's got to get the back left
It's over
It's always given up he's given up. Oh my god, he's given up
It's over
So if anything the spike at least directed into the right and and and led him into the box in
All that dude that dog is yapping he's yapping he wants to go
oh shit hello oh oh that's a good boy that's a good boy oh you know he's tearing
that motherfucker off he's tearing up
Well, I mean the guy started running like he wasn't running but he he was moving
He's still latched he is still he's dude look at that tail going he's having he's having the time of his life right now that dog
Every time that dog
Oh, he's yanking. Oh my god, dude that dog is pissed
He's tugging on it. Do you know he's hurting him that guy's leg was going straight up
His back left leg was going straight up
Oh my god, he wants to fucking kill
Yeah.
He was back in there.
Let me at him.
Oh, that was officer six seven.
Stu missed it.
Yeah. Stu missed it.
jail. I'm surprised they they let the dog on him, but like he was they told him to get out of the
car and he started moving forward away from them. So or towards some of the other cops too.
Get that old bastard just trying to get as close as he can to this guy. Look at him, look at him
Oh, he's getting the angles.
So in the police now, it's good that's authorized.
He was being directed by the police and then started moving away
like quickly from them, not following the orders and going towards the other
officers in this car, he's not he's not getting anything. He's not getting shit.
If you get out of the car and you don't put your hands up and you you don't follow their commands
and you start moving away from or towards other officers, you have no you have no say in what
happens next. Yeah, you have no lawsuit whatsoever. Now, if he got out and he had his hands up and
he was stationary and following commands and they let the dog on him, different story, but
I'm going to watch it. J. Thank
you for the five. Man. Do we
go to the game fest now?
Guarantee. Thank you for the
love. I'm down to watch it.
Pull it up. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you. Where is
it? Is it on the games awards?
All right. Good chase on
Games.
Awards.
Oh, 270,000 watching. God damn.
Oh, this is big. This is, this is all the big games coming out this summer.
Oh, yeah.
How's that good now good good good
Yes, yes, yeah, it was a good one. I played it a decent bit
Whatever this is like I think the best one
Wow, I don't want to chat.
I had no idea.
I'm coming soon.
This is the last one I played. I think I played 1, 2 and this one.
The first game was amazing.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinct, which is arriving...
Assassin's Creed 1 was so good.
Now it's time for an announcement of a game...
That was one of the games when I played it.
...of a game developer's new game...
When I played Assassin's Creed 1, I was like,
holy shit, this is a next-gen game.
Like, this is a future, like, the future of gaming.
This game feels like it is breaking the boundaries
of the gaming technology.
It was so good.
I played 2 and I'm playing 4.
TMNT Ninja Turtles?
Ninja Turtles?
Ninja Turtles, since they're 61 months. Ninja Turtles is surprising.
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What is this?
I don't want to pay out the gambler.
I guess he did stop technically, right?
So that's what I say when I look at someone like you.
What is the scale?
That's where we're different the division. No, I don't think this is the division
TNM that's no more
this is giving me army of two vibes it's giving me big army of two vibes but it
looks more of a stealth game it looks like a like a stealth game
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
Shit going on over there.
I don't know what the fuck is happening.
What's not cool though?
I
Know I do
decent Jacob, and I have developed
Dude that is a crazy outfit design and story we have car heart
overalls on
With a purple felt suit jacket is their only chance of survival
survival. To support this narrative, we completely rethought how cover and traversal work together
to create a successful war.
What? I don't know if that drip is too advanced for me to understand. What does he have on
his chest? Is that a feather?
Our player character Layla dynamically adjusts her stance to react to the complex terrain
and the enemy's line of sight. It fundamentally changes your relationship with the environment
and becomes an active skill to master.
Shout out to our amazing team at Master Moon
for a meticulously crafted first fire.
I'm so baffled.
My bewilderment from this guy's outfit is off the charts.
My agency is a single-player, story-driven game.
Thank you.
Everything about this guy's drip, I just, I can't even understand it.
I can't, I can't understand it.
Thank you so much, Jacob and Taylor.
and Taylor. Now, last year at the Game Awards.
I'm Ford Chapel. Thanks for 17 months.
Here's a new look at the mind bending world.
I'm heading out of here, bro.
GG's. I'll see you tomorrow.
Brother, GG's. Have a good one.
That is a crazy one.
Hodge, thank you for the raid.
My man, thank you, brother.
We have a great evening.
Enjoy your weekend, your Friday.
Everything. More. Thanks for 50 months.
Welcome, guys. Welcome.
We're just hanging out watching the game show.
Chill for a little bit
We're at the inception going on with that
Well, I'm definitely getting DMCA now
100% DMCA incoming.
Definitely made by an Asian studio.
Definitely.
But it's finished the way.
It's not?
It's finished studio
I was thinking because of the
The monsters a lot of these games from like asian studios when they do
Like sci-fi monsters. They have a
Like a certain look to them
when they do
They kind of have the same look to all of them.
The logger, thank you for the sub.
And Brander and Quailman, thank you. Jackson, thank you as well.
It did remind me of Prototype.
Which I think they ended that series a long time ago, right?
The Prototype games.
I think there goes the FPS again.
Modern evolution to the MMO.
safety
if you yearn for horizons we can't guarantee your comfort
or even the safety of the purpose
but if you yearn for horizons unexplored
for fellowship and purpose
the player rides his mountain towards two others
shine forth to you
Wait, what is this?
What? Okay, wait.
Why am I getting a- why am I hearing the lady?
How do I turn it off?
How do I turn it off? What is that?
How do I turn it off?
in the car earlier in the chase by launching on PC and PlayStation why
we're in that guy's already out of jits yet the driver is already out of jail
we're so excited to welcome all of you to join our Guild Wars community we'll go
to hell go to Guild Wars three I'll go I'll go in straight though thank you this
is the normal street right oh my god I'm on the ASL stream dude wait where's the
normal Mandarin where's the normal stream where's the normal
where's you can someone help me dude where's I'm about to click on the
fucking Mandarin one vertical live feed okay it's gonna be this holy shit bro
watching pay oh my god this has got to be the normal
street right dangerous rivals and some very familiar faces star wars galactic
racer is coming this October and now and now it's time to head to a brand new
planet Devon a cost five now alive what is this my sources say this is part
racing. Yep, this is pod racing. Oh yes, Star Wars pod racing. There was only, the only
pod racing game I know of is the one that was on N64. Have they ever made another pod
racing game. I think that was it, right?
What a place they should have been on.
Was it PS1? I thought it was N64.
Maybe it was the PS1.
So there were two of them. There was a N64 one and a PlayStation one. I feel like
there's definitely there's definitely an N64 one. So there's two of them.
Solaris Galactic Racer. How do we feel about that?
How do we feel about that?
Relike?
Potential?
Ass?
Looks good?
Oh, what's this?
Oh, I think we saw...
We watched this once, yeah.
This is like a puzzle...
This is like a puzzle kind of game.
What is all of this trouble?
Nice title.
Yeah, it's probably an actor or not.
Probably an actor or not.
I like the aesthetic of that game a lot, but it doesn't seem like something I would play.
but aesthetically I really digged out yeah it gives me dead space vibes yeah
yeah exactly cool but not for me yeah oh fuck yeah wait
What the fuck is this, you got a gun now?
What is this?
This looks cool!
The
animations were looking kind of janky though sadly that looked cool though I
don't know the beginning looked better at the ending kind of kind of threw me
off a bit standing through me off a bit
the first ever look at the
just me. The audio is not
the video. Crossroads. Yeah,
it's definitely not.
I
Know they got hot in the game what
No, they put a hot in the game
Dude, I didn't know we got a
Video game appearance of sick. It's hot. Congrats on the new gig
It's fucking awesome, bro. Happy for you. I'm happy for you.
I don't know, is there motion capture for a game?
I can refresh. It seems like it's...
It's out of sync.
Maybe that'll fix it?
Is this a series of games? I don't I don't know anything about this game
No, they said it's virtue a fighter
It's like Street Fighter mixed with Chun-Li with more drip.
You're you're you're you play the part of a fighter. But you are lacking in going forward.
You are lacking in coming through. The audio is definitely out of sync, but I think it's
That's just the shroom.
you
Okay, so it's like the Warframe universe
I never got I played Warframe once in like 2012 or 13 I never got into it
Yeah, I can't wait for that game. It's probably going to be like two years before we get to
play it. Mafia? I hear godfather-esque music playing. This has got to be... I didn't play
the MMO. What are the rules announced? No, they showed a teaser for Star Wars fate of
the old republic. Republic Commando would be sick dude what a good game that was. Republic
Commando was so good. Amazing game. That would be fucking awesome to get a remake, like a
sequel. Yeah. Store, it's an expansion to Mafia. Yeah Republic Commando 2 would go hard. That
game was incredible. Do you guys have like the desync on the audio? Like on your YouTube
video too? Because I've refreshed as well. It's just fucked. It's just fucked. It sucks.
the feed. Yeah, unfortunate. I can read that. I was born to be the collector. To protect
A world I cannot be a part of.
Destined to be feared for what I am.
It is my fate.
I have devoted my life to facing death.
Those granted the power to raise souls.
those corrupted by their gifts
to clean the ancient valley it's giving me assassins creed bombs but you're a witch instead of an assassin
but it lost their debt is due okay we can't say assassins breed they got when we definitely
can't say the assassins breed every choice it's like a it's witches
is. The assassin's career. As
the moon bears witness, I take
the first step. My time has
come. I am ready. 1666, Amsterdam.
That looks kind of cool.
Definitely unique. Thank you,
and emotional journey David Lynch once said the field is
over his hands. He's scared. Well, he's nervous. He's shaking my mic like crazy.
Instead of explaining features, I'll simply say this. As of right now, the Prologue is
free to download on Steam and Epic Game Store.
Oh, shit. We gonna play it?
It's a 30 minute story experience and then there's Bush, if you will. I'll leave you
with a glimpse of what's to come when the game launches on early access later.
We're gonna play it right now. Join us for the journey. Party minutes.
And Panache Goddess. That's pretty cool.
You could be a cat! Ah man, dude, I could be a cat.
I'm in.
I don't know what you're doing.
Okay, so it's Assassin's Creed,
but you're a witch.
Connoisseurs.
We've got a lot of great
I fuck about yeah.
Special surprise Gats.
The saw.
Who's that?
A saw game.
Billy from SAW?
He pulled it.
Hello.
Oh, you want to play game? That's great. We're here at Summer Game Fest. This is all about.
Oh!
Roll the tape.
That's kind of funny.
Pop it.
Roll the tape.
SAW Genesis.
On a SAW game's trash, probably. I never played them.
played them. The movies are pretty trash, minus like the first one.
Only then do they get to see what really makes them tick.
Oh fuck.
The sacrifice must always be paid in blood.
Never die.
I might get a go through the torture chamber in this game.
Inspires those who are worthy.
The Spyro bleeds ever deeper.
Let the games begin.
I don't know if I want to play that.
It's 3v1 multiplayer horror game.
Wait, it's a multiplayer game.
the fuck? Multiplayer? Is this, um, fuck, is this Dante's Inferno? Or whatever that
one game was called?
his under the
Word of the fall this show looks kind of sick
Words of the fall in two now
Is the first one any good who played the first one that's right Lord's of the fallen two is also coming to steam this fall
I like the aesthetic of the game a lot.
Quite a nice aesthetic on that one.
Star Wars.
Clone Wars era Star Wars game?
Wait no, could it be?
No way.
it could be right I thought maybe it was Republic Commando what is this though
Coil's been spotted meeting with local gangsters.
Find out what they're up to.
I've been tracking thousands for months.
She's at the center of it all.
Alright, let's get a team together.
Oh, is this like a...
Is this like a turn-based? Yeah!
That's one of these kind of games.
Yeah, that's a lot down. I think it's like XCOM.
It's an XCOM type of strategy game. Man. The turn-based games can be sick, but
But this isn't what I want out of a Star Wars game.
Not what I want out of a Star Wars game.
Well, surprise at the end there.
Dark Fantasy has always been about one thing, the monster within.
And today, one of Europe's most ambitious studios is ready to take over.
Like we were saying, if they gave me Republic Commando 2 or something like that, like I
I saw Clone Wars and I was like, oh shit, maybe Republic Commando 2, some type of like
FPS, like tactical Star Wars shooter would be badass, that would be badass.
Is he a vampire?
Yup, he's a vampire.
What the hell?
No, this isn't played.
No way, it's not played.
Son, you've ruined my life. We crave the same thing.
Evil? Am I evil?
They adore me. You're a pawn in Francis' hands, nothing more.
This one didn't work for you.
Oh, shit.
Is this modern? Set or is it...
Oh, shit.
You're waiting for this game to happen again?
It is medieval.
Well, it was just the first scene was modern day.
Maybe we are so different after all.
The blood of Dawnwalker.
Okay.
How bad?
My name is Kodrat Tomaszkiewicz and I'm the Game Director of the Blood of Dawnwalker.
What you just saw was an invitation to join us on an adventure.
Adventure to era eras and cultures in our story-driven open-world dark fantasy saga
The first part a CGI shows where our saga leads to a present-day adventure
The gameplay segment that followed is from our current game and it's an origin story of coin
I hope you will have as much fun
He kind of looks like a vampire, doesn't he?
This guy kind of looks like, he kind of looks like one.
Plus with the accent, he could pass, man.
He might be.
Thanks Conrad. Next, the creators of Among Us have been hard at work on a new project.
And today we're revealing it for the first time.
DARRRR!
I'm really standing along among us there.
I'm among them.
Who did they just pull out on this day?
What is that thing?
And I also saw that TV series, is that a TV series?
Um, Yvette?
Uh-huh.
Look, I know fans have been dying for updates, but there's a dead body right there.
And the imposter could be any one of us.
I think this calls for an emergency meeting.
So, you'd rather call a meeting than complete our task.
That's suspicious.
I'll have to report this to Mirror HQ!
I'm starting to feel pain right now and more in the I'm starting to feel pain
Oh thank God get me out of there get me out of there
was it crewmate? That's a new three makes it a murder mystery. Anyone of us could be
the killer. Was it you? Whoever smelt it? Delta? Is this a TV show? Wow. That was a lot
Screaming
Why are they turning this into a TV
I don't know about that one, guys.
I don't know about that one, I don't think I'm going to be watching that.
I don't think I'm going to be watching that.
I don't think that needed to be
turned into a TV show. A new
story mission coming later.
We've received an urgent call
from the left. King Barf mother
requests MI6's help with the
matter most sensitive and he's
asked for you personally. Our
alliance with Barf mother's
fragile at best but if he has
what he claims to have well and
figures the reward as well
of
The shit was fucking sick.
I'm a great man.
I don't know what that is.
towards gothic I don't know what that one is
floppy this guy. Hey, I was around during that. This game is not looking like it for
me but they got a lot of hot chicks in it so that's cool.
They lost me. They lost me. I'm not.
They on two.
Oh, you guys are right.
They on two.
I don't know what AOM-1 was.
Not my kind of game.
I'm looking to find a source of the disturbance and end it.
To do that, I need a complete picture.
Not for me.
Maybe this is all a brain-bounce.
Cyberpunk? Wait, this is cyberpunk?
Edgerunners, what?
Maybe the two of you really are.
Wait, what is this?
Those are the characters from Edge Runners.
the
and
that was a look at what's ahead for were there in waves and it's cloud was cyberpunk edge runners on June 8th
and
I like the anime. I could have been into the game about that.
I could have been into that. It's like a collab for a gotcha game.
I don't know what the hell a Wuthering Wave was to begin with.
of
the
and it can affect the environment with just their presence.
Really, FPS games?
I'm hoping we see something about war dogs in this.
I think we're supposed to see something about war dogs during those situations.
That's what I'm looking forward to.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, war dogs is tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, okay.
So I feel like FPS gaming like in the in the whole scheme of
Gamers I feel like it's a pretty small segment of the market
Like most games that are made or not even shooters anymore
You know it's all for nothing still you press on
maybe like back in the day when gaming was a lot more niche shooters were like
the they were the cool thing like everyone wanted to play shooters and
first-person shooters but I think it's the market chains a lot
I think some of the door hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
No, not gonna let you!
Dream is over.
That was a new look at gameplay from Swords of Legend, a fantasy action RPG.
There you saw a boss fight against Kong Kong Zi, with each move pulled from real, centuries-old
Chinese magic tradition.
Now how about a little toy car magic?
Get ready for lots of loop-to-loops and massive jumps, with the announcement of the biggest
Hot Wheels racing game yet.
What in the fuck did I just come back to?
What did I just come back to is this this is how it's it's gotta be how it was
I
We have fly way was flying carpet with the house flying carpet, maybe I'm glad I got up to the door
35 years in
Well, considering I haven't played that game, I don't know what this collaboration is supposed
to be about.
I don't think we've seen a single shooter yet in this.
I actually don't think we've seen one shooting game.
Heart at Kingdom Hearts?
Attack on Titan?
Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on.
Wait, but this is the end of Attack on Titan?
Why is this the end?
I don't think the whole thing is the whole story of it was to get before the
I mean I like this show, I don't know if I need to play the video game for him.
I don't think I need to play it as a game, but I did enjoy the show.
From many of the creative leaders behind Forza Horizon comes a new cinematic open-world driving
experience.
Set in Monaco and the French Riviera, where the worlds of pro and underground street racing
collide, this is Clutch from Maverick Games.
of
the
We have two drivers dead three more in intensive care
I'm done my friend said you can help me
Some people are meant to be outlaws Theo, think about it.
Is this a heist racing game, what is this?
I did all I could need to get out of trouble. Now I'm in deep with it when I'm starting.
I can't be taking risk at this. I'm a lead driver in the all-one game.
I've tried to help you.
What is the gameplay like, I'm assuming it's just driving.
Alright, what, it's Fast and the Fierce now, we're shooting grappling hooks out of our
fucking warship?
What just happened there?
Hold on, I was kind of with it until there.
Oh wait, this looks cool. Hold on.
This is not my alley.
Oh, is it a... Okay, it's a strategy game.
What's this game called isn't this a I
Don't think is it total war. I think you can play as an individual person in this though. Yes, see
Banner lords might be it. It's not total war because you can take control of like an individual
I mean that's kind of sick dude that's kind of sick
Chronicles medieval is there a chronicles not medieval?
That looks kind of sick.
Lots more summer game first ahead and trust me trust me you definitely will want to stick around
right now here's a new look at sea of red it wasn't it wasn't an anime game so i'm kind of cool
The laughing half a man is wrong the red shall no regrets every face feels out of line
That's how I know they're all mine
I have no words I have no words
I don't think anything needs to even be said, guys.
you
You
I don't know. I don't know.
too much anime for me.
Insane to you that some of
these games have an audience.
The town, the audience for
gamers like casual gamers
especially. One point is
coming out on July 10. There
is the market for gamers is
like the majority of people who play games are like into super, super casual, just like,
like, I don't even know how to explain what type of game it is, but they're just like,
they want the most casual experience possible. They're like, not gamers at all, as you would think
about it. Sorry, we're like, fun. There's nothing against it. It's just, you don't really realize
If you're like a gamer and you're on twitch and you're like into into games and stuff like the market for it is so much
different than you think
Ah
Ready to get to work
I don't know why I don't look human.
His lips are sealed, but I'm not helpless.
Sierra, how are you?
I was wondering when you'd turn up.
You're looking for me.
Don't think so.
The wolf among us.
Okay, this isn't another Among Us game, surely.
That's why Big B is finally back!
Furry game.
And as we go,
how does he wait for the next game?
Is this a furry sex game, the Wolf Among Us?
The Wolf Among Us remastered this holiday.
Now this next game comes from an acclaimed studio
that is deep into development on its next project.
Oh, what's this?
the
this is big cyberpunk vibes
the uh... the like r&b sex music in the back is throwing me off a little bit
Baby
Don't do the drugs you don't do it
Don't do it
Okay, take it easy.
Quiet. They're moving.
Initiating C-tracing. Ready, Angel?
Roger, dude.
How's it looking up there?
I can't stand for hours.
It'd be better for both of us if we got out of here one way.
I have no idea what this is, but if they actually have this many NPCs in the game, they must have spent the fortune not making this, right?
I'm sorry, what the fuck just- Hey, what the fuck just happened?
That's not where I thought this game was going
That is not what I thought
of
the
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Hey, yo.
Whoa.
Yo.
Stellar blade.
Got my attention.
Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was.
Well, yeah, it was.
the next chapter continues the story beyond the events of the first game introducing a new protagonist who you saw there, Evie.
It's early in development and we will have more to share in the future.
Alright, we're almost done, but not quite.
Almost done.
It's been almost exactly three years since Street Fighter 6 was released.
We're all the shooters out.
Street Fighter 3, what's ahead?
This is Street Fighter 6, Year 4.
and
some say me from this past hour
that it's been pretty weak to be honest
It's been pretty weak.
Please welcome to the SPF stage, Nakayama-san, director of Street Fighter 6 and Hamakuchi-san,
I'm the director of Square Enemies.
What up, Hamakuchi?
War Dogs tomorrow? Yeah, I think everyone's super excited for War Dogs.
A lot of hype behind that game. A lot of hype behind that game.
Street Fighter 6 has reached its third anniversary.
And today, we're announcing this special collaboration with Final Fantasy.
Tifa is a character loved by the players all around the world, not exactly why our goal
of this to bring to life a Tifa who truly fights within the world of Street Fighter.
Everything from her design to movement has been rebuilt as Tifa the Street Fighter.
Materia has also been reimagined as a new gameplay system.
We cannot show it today, but we adapted an iconic Final Fantasy element to the battle experience.
Tifa's fight is far from over. We hope you all look forward to what's coming next.
I think we're going to have
a good game. Thank you to
Hamaguchi-san and Nakayama-san
for coming all the way from Japan
to join us for that special moment
on stage. And we'll see you guys
again later this year. All right.
Well, now it is time for our final
and the last one.
What's it going to be? We didn't
really see anything good. And he
gases now. And frankly, I don't know
I could say to set this moment up besides this. It's better be big, right? Get ready
for the
final battle
The final
long ago a shadow fell upon our planet
Guided by calamity one man soft dominion through reunion by his will a star
of
the
home
Long story short, the world's in trouble. It has been for a while.
So what are we waiting for? Let's give Satharoth the beating of a lifetime.
Final Fantasy!
You're mine.
I'll make this quick. Good night.
The sky is the limit!
I can do this! I'll make you proud!
Just aim your day!
Oh my! Is that old weapon I see?
That's the thing from Aquaman!
to the test. Let us put your
there were no shooters. Yeah.
No, no, it's not today. You made
it tomorrow. I'm sure of it.
Yeah.
Never.
Is that a remake or is this is a brand new game?
I won't let you down. I promise.
Oh, there were, well, yeah, there was a crossfire game, but that was a, that was a third-person shooter.
He's back again!
Hamakuchi's back, baby.
Hamakuchi's back.
I'm truly delighted to unveil Final Fantasy 7 Revelation, which is launching simultaneously
on all platforms, and we've only been able to come this far thanks to every single one
of you who continue to believe in this story and waited for this moment with us.
The central theme of this title is Resolve.
in his companions, each confront their own destinies, and find the results of the final battle.
Good lord.
I, too, have carried a promise in my heart throughout this journey, the result to see
the series through to its very end.
committed to delivering this experience in its ultimate form. Please stay with us and
witness what lies beyond that result.
Today, to help guide us on our path, please show me and welcome to the stage the voice
of Vincent Valentine, Matt Mouser.
What is going on now?
Who is this guy?
Thank you very much Hamaguchi-san.
It's truly a privilege to be here with you today.
Matt Marcer. Who is Matt Marcer?
There's honestly so much to see in Revelation.
I think we just kind of need to dive right in.
What do you say?
the
to the skies and witness our most expansive open world yet, from the outskirts of Midgar
to the sun-drenched Medeal archipelago to the warrior nation of Lutai. Simply pick a direction
and set sail. But how can you be expected to protect the whole world at once? You need to
cover ground fast.
I am not jumping! No way, Noah!
Don't worry, this parachute's your top of the line. Pull the cord and pop! You'll be
floating through the air like a feather.
At any moment in the open world, simply pilot the high wind to your destination and take a leap of faith.
When the wind rushing past, you'll descend seamlessly from the sky above to the ground below.
Where will the winds guide you first? That freedom is in your hands.
But no matter your destination, to defeat your enemy, you'll need a fighting chance.
And that starts with your trusted allies.
At long last with the world teetering on a blade's edge everyone assembles a cloud side
Forming an epic ensemble of heroes
Each with their own story that brings you closer to God
Unit needs more than save the day it needs a disciplined combat regiment
The hybrid battle system established in reman and refined and rebirth is perfected in revelation
Revelation putting even more power in your hands
Influent real-time action seamlessly switch between party members to even the combat looks kind of fucking sick calls for strategy
Enter tactical mode to unleash a suite of powerful new spells and abilities
Activate devastating synergies of your companions and of course call on mighty summoned entities that can turn the tide of battle
I
Summoning you for it never gets old
There are truly some chill inducing fights ahead in revelation
I'm so excited to see all of your reactions. It's gonna be amazing
I'm guessing you have a favorite character to frame butters
Ah, I might be a little biased, but since you brought it up, let's have a look at our newest coffin-dwelling companion, Vincent Valentine.
I won't turn to Beige.
I won't return to my coffin until we've put Sephiroth in peace.
Vincent is a deft gunsling capable of delivering precise high-yield shots.
I'm saying he's deaf.
I said he's deaf!
I'm like, okay, right?
I said he's deaf.
I didn't see anything that like really got me going during this. I've never even played Final Fantasy, so this just means kind of nothing to me.
Customize your playstyle games. There weren't a lot of games
Really any games
I've never played them. So I just like you need all the strength. I feel like I missed out
But at this point, it's almost too late in the balance the planet itself is unleashed its last
almost two legs the weapons
Ancient Beasts that are larger than life and capable of untold destruction
destruction. Will you be enough to stop them before it's too late? As the world is torn
apart, you and your friends must unite. In Revelation, we come to the thrilling conclusion
of the Final Fantasy VII saga.
No, they were just fighting the chicken. They're dying chicken.
your material and stand together one last time these guys belong to me
Oh, no!
Alright, is that it? That's all we got?
Well, thank you all. Thank you, Hamaguchi-san, for bringing us this extended look at Final Fantasy VII Revelation.
I think I speak for all of us when I say we cannot wait to play it
But man, I think we ended the video too early. I
Hate to leave a story
Finished. Well, you can finish it right there. That's okay
We can finish it don't worry
How much money do they spend on this goddamn
right now
only please
all right
What the fuck even is that thing?
At last.
Alright.
Promise is fulfilled.
I have to go see it enough.
Heh.
I think I've seen enough.
Is that all I can take?
There's also the end though too, but goddamn man.
god damn nothing good maybe tomorrow will be better at least nothing for me maybe i maybe
shouldn't say nothing good but nothing for me nothing for me
my dashboard isn't loading what's going on here
I'm
and
All righty, all righty, is it still the game awards?
Yeah, this is the new Russian game.
That new Russian game.
What do you need some of that need some of that need some of that not to go back to woods
to do this um that one quest
I'm not sure.
Get the FAMAS yet. No. I haven't
added new guns in a while. I feel
like or the slip they have been
like weird guns. See a game I
would try. I thought the best
looking game we saw was was at
Amsterdam 1666. That was probably
the best looking game they
showed. I've noticed a lot of the, um, a lot of the games that get
shown off nowadays. I mean, I hate to call them like weeb games,
but they're weeb games. A lot of them every time I watch like a
game show or something like that, it feels like a lot of them are
like anime kind of inspired games. Yeah.
You don't see, like, at least not a lot of marketing and festivals and stuff like that for like, I don't know, like, shooters and like, not even Milsen type of games, but I'll just say Milsen games.
We're like realistic type of games.
Woods
Back door that was
Everything I gotta watch out for the goddamn
The worms the woods worms that we've been running into a lot
My nose go hard for a milsim game. Oh, I trust me. That's me. I go hard for a milsim game for sure, dude
Hell yeah
Absolutely we're supposed to get a war dogs gameplay reveal tomorrow which should be sick. Hopefully they're they're cooking on that game
Hopefully they're cooking on that one
Mm-mm
I don't know, I think there's a quest line and there's like bosses on or it's not bosses.
I think there's the cleanup crew from arena on three different maps.
I literally ran one raid earlier,
tied to a war among woods and then
the police chase happened and we were watching that for a while.
So I'm not sure.
I have to go to the medical camp.
There's a good chase.
Not the most exciting one, but a good chase on the last.
All we can really ask for these days is a good chase.
All we can really ask for these days.
I guess not.
He's doing his uh...
Oh, he's almost done with the event.
Well, that's not sick.
Is that a little player or a fucking AI?
That's a player. How the fuck do you spot me so quickly?
There's a player.
That's 16.
that's really fucking insanely loud and sorry sorry sorry sorry should we be back to normal now
oh wow what a hole there okay somebody's up ahead shooting
where's to my left
What the Frag is peanut butter jaw?
Yeah, we're gonna slow down.
We gotta look for fucking the warms so what does this game look different lately?
Like the light?
Something about this game looks different lately.
Oh
They changed the season again, that's what it is. It's the summer season. Ah
Dude, I knew it. It's less of the like yeah, it's more green. It's less of the yellow
This is like what normal Tarkov always look like that's what it is
This is like the OG Tarkov
that should be another one now
now it does look good. It definitely looks good. It's very like, it looks clear. Somebody
said that before. That's a good way to describe it. It looks clear.
I don't know what that A can for.
It's not like it came from the left.
might have been outside even this fucking sucks dude
how many more nades I know there's nades in my um
to rig in my bag. I think he's outside.
the
I don't know what to do here.
here this guy's not giving me any he's not giving me any info and there's
another guy holding outside with an MDR
I think this guy is going to end up being a problem too.
but what the hell is going on right now
I'm trying to be sneaky., I'm trying to be stealthy like an assassin, like a ninja.
a ninja on the woods give me the fuck out of this map bro this map is fucking hell right now
it is hell right now give me how this godforsaken place i won't be here anymore
fucking crazy over here
Yeah.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, and you're hearing more.
Customs is fun.
I'm just going to go wherever the quests take us.
Well, well, well, if it isn't the best talk of streamer to play the game.
Yeah, only killed the one guy.
If I am blue, thank you for six months.
Thank you.
and
I'll turn the letter.
It might be the worst time to start playing.
Now, the game doesn't wipe anymore.
It literally doesn't matter how you start playing.
The beginning is going to be honestly rough, no matter what.
that's just the way it is right now at the game it's gonna be a bit rough at the
beginning I think now is actually a decent time to start it feels like a lot
of people have come back to the game after icebreaker
turn in
Distributed strike clean up the eliminate the cleanup crew of refs camp on woods
Customs and shoreline. Where's refs camp?
Three camps the emmercom camp the smugglers camp near health resort and the dormitories of customs
Okay, so we have to go back to woods fuck my life
Fuck my life
You
Alright back we go we're gonna kill them
time. There's rest camp. It just said it's a
medical camp dorms and smugglers whatever smugglers village hut place thing on shoreline
Okay, do this conscience.
Let's say how many we have to kill, I can't look.
Let's say five or how many AI do I have to kill for this?
I can't check right now, I wish you could.
six for each. How many spawn at a time? Do I have to come back multiple times?
Or just do exactly six of them spawn each red?
I'm not the greatest spawn for this we're probably gonna have to come back someone else
is gonna kill these guys it's prestigeing worth it now only prestige if you're planning
to play the ever-living fuck out of this game and you really like starting over again.
In terms of rewards and shit as worth, you don't really get anything to be honest.
I would say hell no.
If you play this shit out of the game and you like love going through the quests and
everything then yeah sure but if if that's not you I wouldn't recommend doing it.
I
I crunch
Piping tin right there
And on the desk
Not on the desk. Oh shit blue folder. What the fuck?
well that's a lot of money dude
I think the game's too fucking green now
I saw me. Oh my god. The other guy fucking saw me, bro. I killed the one dude. It is
two of them. Oh my god. Oh my god. Why didn't I spot that guy first? Why didn't I see him
First man
Jesus Christ
800 hours of five this is the what the fuck is this profile
800 hours with five achievements is pretty weird oh my god like I could have
just not I couldn't have spotted that guy first and made my life easier
home
to his buddies clueless as fuck to shot and the back of the head
and
that
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Let's grab this shotgun right here.
Grab this shotgun right here man, look at that thing.
I'm blowing up all my money.
Okay, we're got a book folder, how much is this worth right now?
That is worth more than that.
That is worth a little bit more than that.
You've been there to Peacekeeper for 420k worth of USD. So then why did I just
I just do that. Why did I just
do that then?
I don't know. I'll always have a soft spot in my heart. I grew up listening to this band.
is like a 65 big one swan smooths thank you thank you thank you
oh
Yeah.
That yawn was a sign. That yawn
was a sign.
Alright, we have to go to
Go to dorms.
I'm slouching today.
I think we have to be a bit careful with the shotgun as well.
I
Don't exactly have a lot of range with this
of
the
we found out
Not exactly ideal here.
Wait, he's not dead?
Okay, I thought that guy died.
That's insane.
I thought that guy died.
I literally stopped because I thought he died. That's fucking insane dude. He should be dead
That's ridiculous
He should be dead. Okay. No more shotguns. I literally thought he died
Hmm I fucking headshot him
Those two people but that was the same guy I
Heard him like cough too. Yeah, no death 1,000 armor damage. Okay, that's ridiculous
That's ridiculous 1000 armor damage I
Thought that guy died for sure I
Had him so many times
I
Did I finish the quest at least okay, I did at least wait eliminate wait that's a shoreline not customs
Okay, we still have to go to customs. I'm assuming that was so fucked up, dude
There's who's the look at war dogs pre-alpha footage
Just a do drive in a fucking car.
All right, we'll come back to that at some point.
Um, wow, these rides are going fucking great.
I'm tax.
I guess all that XMC, I do, I found a scope though.
Oh, even the tango is a lot of money. What the fuck? When did that get so expensive?
I'm not sure I have a Glock, the Glock's been pretty fun.
XMC and a Glock, what's not to love about that?
That's not to love.
Alright, we need to live one of these fucking raids. Well, these have been tragic
This night there is these have been tragic
An achievement for completing that I ain't complete the event are on the second
We're on the second quest
last 20 seconds. It looks sick.
Come on, Twitter load.
Twitter load.
Come on, Twitter load.
I mean that looks so good.
I mean, that looks like fucking battlefield to me, man.
He should just throw it as over and over the cone.
That looks like battlefield to me.
See, I need to see gunplay in that game.
That's going to be the real kicker, the gunplay.
Battlefield and all those war dogs, which is, I mean, it's battlefield-esque, for sure.
I read a decent spell on them.
It's definitely Battlefield-esque, but it's not Battlefield.
Yeah, War Dogs is like Armour King of the Hill, which I guess a lot of people probably
haven't played, but if you know what that is, it's like an actual game built in the
style of armor king of the
I mean, a lot of games after playing Tarkov feel very simple, but the reality is games
like this are pretty niche like it's kind of insane that this game even got as popular as it did
but like there's not a massive audience for people that want to play games that are
as complicated or punishing as Tarkov
like this is not something that
would ever be a mainstream shooter.
They've done very well for themselves, but it's by no means a mainstream game.
It is a game that's very popular to watch like this is a great game for people to watch more people probably want to watch it
Then play it exactly
So, oh what the hell it's a goddamn stampede
On the line of scabs
Holy shit
a fucking conga line, dude.
Why did I bring this?
Is it AI fight? Is this all AI fighting or are we getting, um...
Oh, well that was a PMC that I just shot in the face with a goddamn cannonball.
Maybe that's why I brought this gun.
Minus one.
Minus two.
Minus three.
Missed that guy somehow.
I look like a player. He knows where I'm at. We got to move.
Yeah, they look like a player.
It's not he crouched right under my boys.
Fucking Neo, dude.
Got amorphous is in my raid.
My fucking morphous.
I almost blew his brains off.
I promise now I doubt he's going to peek me again.
Oh wait was that him?
He's dead.
Come on my friend!
You're no longer with us.
You have departed this earthy realm.
You've been sent back to the depths from what you came you've been vanquished for a beast
He's kind of dumb though, he literally did he repeat the same spot a
River d'archie he repeat the same spot pretty much like slightly different angle, but
Is there another guy now like I saw two I killed two I don't know if there's another one we might die here
So, this could be very tragic
for us. Odyssey hype. Uh, that's
a movie I would be so hyped
for if the, um, how do I phrase
this? If the casting was a
more.
Yeah. I'm gonna love Christopher
Nolan movies. I like fucking,
you know, movie set in that time
period. Troy is one of my
Okay, let's just uh, I don't know.
I think you guys understand.
Stas to gots!
Thank you for 60 months and if I blitz like you're the sub, Frank, Tucker, Angel, Shine
Down and Blitz.
Thank you all for the subs as well.
All right. Another month has gone by. That means it's time to
it's time to prom, baby. I think they stole a lot of my
kills. I don't think that's a cleanup guy. There's a regular
I think they slow a bunch of my cleanup crew kills.
They're fucking R'sasses.
What the fuck with M6-1?
What the fuck?
Hey, what the fuck.
They got the juice like this?
Vaspy —
Paul —
Holy with their fucking choost!
Heretic!
100,000 rubles impact grenades?
What the fuck?
Reddit thank you so much bro.
Yeah I didn't know they were packing like this!
Moly Moly
God damn
I'm fucking around with this gear
And the dorms know a 55
This is the first set of looting and they're stacked
It's got all mags of m61
Who's this for? Is this for Yega? It's the Yega Bombs Distributed Strike. I only got three on here.
I'm 61 in the R-SAS like I had.
Cheer six plates in the hex grid, dude, dude, dude, dude, they're fucking packing.
I5A1's there.
five
time to sick man kind of sick
gonna get out of here after this
we gotta reset take the car and come back
actually you think the car is safer
just go into customs. Chat wrote the customs or car? What do you think is safer? I feel
like the car might be kind of dangerous. I'm gonna go car. I think car. It's just, it's
It's just a run across the field.
Road to customs.
I don't know, we'll see.
I think it's like a 50-50, which one's better.
I have another PMC dead, but he looked like he was in, um...
He looked like he was in blueberry gear.
He's probably doing...
He's keeping Mission Quest.
Had the Yuntar on, probably an M4.
We've got plenty of loot. We don't need to go after the guy.
It's not worth dying over. We've got a full bag already.
The AI had all the loot we could possibly need.
It's not worth dying over. It's always, like, as a solo, it's always, the most dangerous is when you're looting.
you're looting. If I could minimize the time I'm looting, especially looting other players.
It's the safest.
It's the safest way to go. You know, like if I have a full bag and I go and run to loot another
body, like if I had shit loot, sure, but my loot's actually pretty solid. So I'd be just min-maxing
like minuscule amounts of extra money or gear and it'll just get me like the chance, the the risk
Just give me dying to slightly min-max my loot a little bit better is not worth it.
You know, like I'm going to be swapping good items for maybe slightly better items and
like it's not worth buying over.
Thanks, August.
Thank you very much.
Not bad. It was Gary. Gary
Sutner. Gary. Dude, the RPG video
popped off. I mean, to be fair,
like one of the top Tarkov clips
ever. It's gotta be man. It's
gotta be. That's that's one of
my best clips ever easily. If
This guy's got MAI AP people are fucking stacked today. Holy moly man. Holy
Holy, holy, holy
Look let the one link that the the Twitter link at the top will watch it in a second. I
Got a 560 meter double RPG kill on the icebreaker transit from scab island on shoreline yesterday with Fragas
We ranged it out. I fucking locked in the lineup. We had the spotting
Found two of the largest men you could possibly imagine in the transit fighting sanitar
And I blew both of them up with a single RPG from 560 meters away
Items moving
Yeah, and in fracas's point of view you can see the RPG
Okay, it just undid all of my shit you can watch the RPG falling through his scope as he's looking and you can you literally see the
Fucking rocket like impact the ground two feet in front of this guy
It's unreal
I'll pull it up. I'll pull it up. I'll load in. It's it's a fucking amazing clip
like not to to my my own horn or anything, but it's a fucking clip
up. Scratch my eyes up. Mechanic. Yeah.
All right, let's go back
Okay, hold on run it back here we go
out
look at those two guys down there
just wait the fucking slow mo's and watch right here watch
Look at it.
There it is.
Did you can see it?
You can watch the rocket fall down onto the ground.
Look at that fucking thing.
Cinema. Cinema.
Cinema.
And they were they were like as geared as geared gets to.
all the helmets M fours, 60 round mags, fucking grenades, ammo,
it's a brawler armor.
Like they were insanely large.
We looted them and then we killed another squad running up afterwards.
We smoked like a three man, like right after that, it was so sick.
I picked up one of those dudes guns and killed another guy.
And then we like snipe this other dude with the the AXMC's is is cinema. It was cinema
It's getting edited right now the editors are editing
Hmm
Just the absolute perfect RPG shot
What is this game what the fuck it somebody's there like what?
Yeah. can I not leave my spawn?
I guess I'm not allowed to leave
I'm not close to people on this map, but all right
That's fucking crazy
Those are some fucked up spawn son
All right, I'm gonna play like a fucking pussy
I'm playing like a pussy that's crazy that you can be that close to people
That is crazy
and
Oh, yeah
There's my XMC and they could buy another arm I
Was having fun with that
the
I'm kind of digging it.
cover my cube case. Let's actually use the tango. I'm kind of liking it.
Kind of digging it.
Yeah, we're gonna if I keep spending money like this we're gonna have that some goddamn icebreaker soon. Holy shit
I'm throwing money like I'm at the club.
Okay, I think we're good.
Wait, Fraggis is ready?
Yeah, well, I've also been helping Hodge, which is, um,
that has certainly put a hamper on some of the,
the move ball-less way we got the frag to see, though.
Hold on. Fragrance here. Hold on.
80 mil. Yeah, but I'd 90 something though. But I have been helping hutch. I've been donating hutch. You can bid a gear
He's still on he might not he might be getting off if he was doing the um
I'm gonna pick up the phone, text him.
Let me text this guy.
All in.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, hello, ring, ring.
What the fuck you want?
Oh, okay. Sorry if I annoyed you with my friendship.
Jeez.
Jeez, my bad.
I hate you.
My bad.
I don't think you stand for it.
Okay, well, I thought we had...
You should go into heaven, plus he...
Imagine having guns.
Wait, you don't have any guns?
I got a mozen.
Ha ha ha.
Wait, why don't you have guns?
I don't know.
What do you mean why would I why would I want guns? I don't know let's go kill these cleanup crew pussies
Oh, you talk about like getting game
Oh, I'm talking about real life you want guns
Yeah, are you gonna give me a gift?
You know you're gonna give me something cool for dollar reduce, maybe
Do nice
Can it be a golden desert eagle?
It could be
Could be. I mean, it could be. Yeah.
I have a I have a fucking tiger striped as we go.
Well, that's kind of cool.
Why are you telling me that?
Yeah, it's a little behind me.
It's kind of hard to see.
Holy shit.
Good news. Yeah.
Of course, now. Hell, yeah.
Bad news.
Well, I died of cringy
the last raid.
So did I, dude.
Today is like a fucking hell on earth in this game.
the god damn worms and the Bushwick he's rat get the fuck in here I'm
Killing people with a 3-3 a lap will a magnum FMJ blast. I gotta log into my account man. Oh
Oh, you're gonna torture me to count. Okay, I'm not good enough for it to get banned yet. So I'm lucky
Wait what yeah, a lot of people's like premise accounts are just getting bad for what just cuz I don't know the
the anti-cheat or something, because it's like a level 42 account with zero hours so
that people are just getting mass reported.
Oh.
Well, that's crazy.
Yeah, apparently I'm not good enough for that.
You're not good enough to get banned?
Damn, dude.
Feels bad, bro.
Fuck, man.
Feels fucking bad.
Shit.
in bad shit that sucks that's got a heart to ego a little bit huh not really
I don't care yeah I don't really care I don't even care
I don't really care yeah wait you have a Lapua Lapua and a Glockenspiel
I'm gonna Lapua Lapua Lapua Lapua Lapua Lapua Lapua Lapua
and people still care about the booboo's
I don't think so
I don't care about them
they look kinda cool
um
hi everybody, are you in Mubby?
whoah whoah woods
am I in woods?
who are you?
Oh, uh, shoreline the hell is you got wedgie
Got wedgie. Oh, I'm here by me
Wake up man
I'm hot. How is this the way is there a quest line? Yeah
Why just declined it? I gotta accept the quest line. We have to go to woods then and get a note
But I have to question them what so that's cool, too. I mean, okay, I do that yet
Just go do whatever
I'm done too. Let's actually let's do that. Actually, I take my mind. Let's let's go to woods
Mmm
Mm-hmm.
I did.
Nice.
Holy moly look at us.
Hmm.
and
the
So, uh, well, I can't back out now.
Well, maybe I've got to restart my game, pergeance.
All I see is darkness now.
I have no idea.
Probably something with your, um...
Oh, okay, reconnect.
Wait, I'm going shoreline.
Yeah, that's where we're going.
I
Thought they were going to woods
Oh fuck I went short god damn. Oh, I'm sorry
Sorry my brain's a bit jumbled up today fine. No, you're fine. I'm a bit jumbled up
Oh, no, because it was said we were going to woods.
And then all of a sudden it did that thing and I were going to shoreline.
I mean, that was it. That was it. It's OK. It's OK.
I'm hungry.
Oh, you're next to me. Hello.
Well, not in yet.
You're synchronizing.
Oh, you're standing there.
Oh, why am I sweating?
Dude, that's what it's been like for me for the past fucking like week and a half, man. I'm here
I'm gonna sweat my goddamn balls off in my room. Welcome
What do you want to do? Where's the where's the other camp until three more ai the camp smugglers camp for what?
It's the cleanup. It's a quest
It's going on wards and shoreline. Yeah, I just killed some of them and they had fucking
m6 ones and
We have good good good honors and shit. Yeah one had a hex or level six plates
Oh, there's a lot of motherfuckers
warming in this game today.
So I don't trust you guys.
Peel you act like the Tony.
This is just the meta now.
I think I think everyone is actually just the earthworm.
Everyone has found a girlfriend.
Ask them, hey, would you love me if I'm a worm?
And then they actually became the worm.
They they don't care.
I'm a hot.
Honestly, I'm a hot.
I'm gonna have to use that, you know.
Because imagine if you was like a giant.
Hey, hey, shouty.
You got to my left.
Oh, it's going to have.
Hey, shouty.
Yeah, yo, shouty.
Hey, shouty.
Would you love me if I was a bum?
Watch this.
Shouty.
Watch.
Why do we squiggle around when I see dirt?
Oh, shit.
Do you know if you put a little worm
in your hand and stuff?
If you what?
Worms like shit in your hands, bro.
Won't they shit out of their mouth?
Yeah, yeah, they also they also eat with their mouth.
They eat and eat with their mouths.
I did have we did that.
Holy fuck, no, but something shot behind us for sure.
Wait, I think something killed the scab.
Well, but.
Linus.
five hours ago but we were watching a long ass police chase and watching the game awards
and shit.
Oh I see crack head I see crack head.
Who's crack head?
Yeah!
Okay sound first buddy.
Wait he's out there?
Yeah I just blew his fucking brains out with a little poo poo.
What is he doing out here?
I don't know, getting killed by my La Pupu.
Maybe he's fighting the cleanup crew.
But who won the police chase?
The police.
Yeah, he kind of got all day.
Actually, I actually know the police dog one.
The police dog one.
The fucking police dog one. Yeah.
Are these guys like shooting each other?
Yeah, I think they're shooting each other.
I think it's Crackhead Squad versus Cleanup Squad over there.
Well, that's kind of cool.
Catch up with the bricks and minifigs scandal yet.
I've watched all the videos.
Yeah.
Are these guys like giga aggro?
Like, am I about to get pissed off?
I don't know.
I sniped them all from a mile away
and I blew their brains out with shotgun and dorms.
So I'm not exactly sure.
But yeah, I think they're crackheads.
I think they're, like, insane.
Interesting.
And I have to count three of them, so I think there's six of them.
I'm going to let you do your thing, then.
Wait, you guys are an RPD.
I think they're going to be a player.
I think that's Sanitar.
It's not a target.
It's not having a...
What?
You don't have an RPD?
Don't I?
No, you can have like...
AKs.
Something above me?
It's cracking!
I'm old guy!
I'm far begun!
Oh, it's...
Where's he going, Mr. Barby?
What are you doing?
He dead.
Oh my God.
Everything's dead up here, dude.
Everything's done.
Dude, I'm telling you.
I think there's a player in there.
It might be.
I think you're right.
Everything's dead here.
I
Do they lack water shoot them it lagged my game like a lot
It dude I started shooting him and it just fucking locked
Bad
The event or like the challenge thing whatever the clock for some reason my game would does like
I'm a gig of stutter.
And too many bullets at once.
Too many bullets at once.
Well, we got them.
Good job, soldier.
Yeah, the teamwork, the distraction, the flanky flank.
My minutious.
A sense as you looting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm looking towards like car.
I don't see a shit.
Yes, P.S. I know.
Two boobins on.
Boobins.
Also here, Optimus Prime.
Well,
fine to be the all spark home.
Oh, that's the Italian man.
Telling, man.
You don't get it.
It's fine.
I don't get it. You ain't one with the culture, Tony.
No, he's the Italian man.
It's like if you know, you know what type of shit
Sorry cousin. Yeah, it's like if you know, you know type of shit who knows the Italian man
Watch out for snipers
Bro, I've been like looking around like everywhere in these bushes. I don't see anyone
You but it could be on the rocks, you know, they could be at a distance. That's what I'm looking at. Oh
Could be like about a car
I
Shot
Crackin man had a Ketter don't worry
Where did this guy even come from I have no idea brother, that's you that just fell up here
Farmer John
We've got a grenade launcher
You're just aiming next to me. No
something swiveling swiveling swiveling swiveling swiveling swiveling
where where where by the edge over here by these sandbags or something I'm moving but
something's over here swiveling I'm gonna I'm gonna earn grenade him under
Oh my goodness. Oh, he did it!
Oh, he did it!
Oh, he just tamed the fucking headshot to the face!
What are we fucking?
You dying?
Yeah, dude!
Dude, he just tamed to the point, he did to the face!
Dude, I'm not kidding! He's not fucking gonna eat that shit like he's a clanker.
I got thorax thrown in okay you just suck my balls dude like what is that I think yeah them six ones this should hurt
Dude, I went prone right next to him
Like literally next to him
I went fucking prone looting parmesan and I stood up and he's in the tent like a fucking clown
There's a senator guard just locked it out of a fact
confused the fuck out of me
I was like, wait, what?
Hey, damn six twos bro. Fuck this guy, man. That's what I'm saying. What the fuck?
I got the splody gun now. I would like the uh, I
Like my gun bag. I'm gonna I'm gonna this guy. Great chill. Dude this fucking guy
Why was he so like popped back there? I don't know what they were doing
like
Yeah, I got no idea
Worms brother the worms they're scary
What else do you want the you lack in Tim yeah, I like my kid if you could have made you know
You can't get the armor and shill the armor. No, I have a small backpack
that's why I think I should be good though. There's bullets in my rig. Make sure to get
that. Yeah, I got them. AP's. Yeah, I got them.
Wait, you hit him with an AP and he didn't die? I'm telling you in a direct face. It
was actually honestly pretty chill. I enjoyed that moment.
With a fucking AP? Yeah, honestly, that was a really good moment
of my Tarkov, they should have bussed him down Chicago style with the blood.
Well, dude, I would assume that a god damn pretty much buried 50 cal bullet would take
him out.
That's not a bar of 50 cal to La Pupu.
Well, pretty much, it's close.
It's actually not close at all.
Okay, well, it's similar.
It's really not very similar.
Okay, motherfucker, if you're gonna get one tapped, it's gonna be a 50 cal bullet, no
matter what.
It's not a 50 cal.
three three eight cowl I don't care it's point three three eight inches versus
half an inch. Yeah, it sounds like you versus me.
You're the one.
Get out of here. Silence.
I have no rebuttal.
I'm out of words.
I have no more words for you.
because you know, you know I'm right.
It's land.
I hate you.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to secure your loot.
Let me, let me focus up here, okay?
I'm, I'm, I like do your thing.
Keep distracting me.
You're not going to get your La Pupu back.
I'm gonna get that shit back no matter what
I'm gonna find out not if I throw it in the ground
That was public sj6. How many do you have you have a shit ton there sjs? Yeah, just pop an extra
Shocked already
Well at the next rate. Oh
No, I want to go slow. Have you not seen that this guy's sitting in the tent like he's a fucking serp do so lay
You want me to go flying around that sj6?
We should be walking not running
Well, let's let's run until we get to the to the point where we can penis jorgen kill everybody else
Well, that's gonna be spawn dependent
That's what I'm saying we publish it
We ran
I'm just saying. That RPD guy was
blasting for like five minutes before we got here. Yeah.
I am exiting the raid. Do you hear it? My jaw is locked up. God
damn it. It's not hurt. It's not. Why don't you get cramp in your
That should suck.
Mm-mm.
Come on, I'm starving.
I got a lot of my Glockenshpil.
Got more kills with the Blickie than anything else.
You know, man.
Okay, fine.
I'm going to bring a side piece then.
Wait, did you bring a side piece?
I'll bring a side piece.
I always got to have the side piece.
Dude, I got the side piece.
Do not worry.
Yeah, bring the side piece.
No, Kimbo Blickies.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got a Blickie.
What are you bringing?
Dude this fucking cyclone battery is 200k
Why?
Because it's for the the couch bag barter. So everyone's using the fucking couch bag
Wait, what?
Yeah, those cyclone batteries are crazy
And this part is a bag of 400,000 Robles
400
Dude
We we got
God
Holy shit that homeless man is rich. He's got that Louis Versace
He's got that fucking Louis that Louis Versace partisan bags
Fuck I didn't know we had I didn't know we had motion like that
You'd be looking like Nikita
Well, you can't beat Nikita's trip. It's literally he'd be pulling up in that fucking Balenciaga full fucking tracksuit
It's literally impossible, bro. You can't do it
You can't beat Nikita. He's the goat
Are you ready?
Yeah, that's a gun your mags your ammunitions
See like we were big Hawaiian shirts like it hides your titties. So like I see why he wears them
Okay
All right, I'm very much a red man channel on oh wait you're in here
All right, right
Wait, why are we going to shoreline again? What the fuck is with this guy?
He's so selfish.
Sheesh.
you
Is he back yet?
Oh no.
There's shit number eight that's taking him.
Fuck, we're not the best spawn.
Oh, dude Tony, oh you can't hear me but if he moves through his right I'm pretty sure
He's gonna die
No nice head tats here, I don't want to drop the am on the floor
Oh, so much for uh, SJ6, would you bring a fucking RPG?
Yeah, you said it bring a bliky, so I brought a bliky.
This is a bliky, bro.
That's your bag now.
I just stole your bag.
That's because it looks cooler.
Oh, that's mine.
Wait, I had that?
No.
Yeah, I think so.
No, the TriZip's uh, the TriZip was mine.
I'm going to say I was too busy
trying to compobulate your fucking gear.
You died to compobulate your fucking circus man in the tent.
Don't play me for your bowel movements.
Okay.
That is how this works.
I don't control your bowels.
When did you get on today?
When did you get on today seven hours ago?
But I'm gonna sleep early tonight because tomorrow's a big day tomorrow's like his labs
Oh, shit, it's Mars labs weekend labs.
Good Lord.
Yeah, it's going to be a very fun day for sure.
I think I feel like we should clear out of top here.
Also, I'm a new.
So what? So what should I be today?
What do they need?
Huh? Did you have anything to eat today?
Yes. I don't know.
Why? I don't know why.
Mass.
That's like an obvious clock.
It's not obvious answer. I know you're gonna be eating all day.
Oh, what do you mean?
You're a mess all day.
No, no, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Locking, I hear them.
They're fucking taking my kills.
These absolute bitches.
What?
They're taking my cleanup crew kills.
Why'd you be so mean to them?
They're trying their best to fuck them now.
Nobody's allowed to quest for me.
Let's go far right.
It's a mama. Well, mama is a mama. Motherfucker.
What the hell does mama have to do with David?
My map. It's not mama.
Mama Betsy. What did mama Betsy do? Mama said.
What play GTRP?
I have played it. GTRP.
It's cool and all, but the people will not the people, but a lot of people
that are involved in it can go suck a day.
Yeah, I will take that shit way too seriously and everything has to revolve around them and any little thing you do they fucking rage out about
Fucking you're ruining my content. It's like motherfucker. You're ruining mine suck my ass brother brother
There's I'm gonna be real. What would be for real like I'll be like for a run now. That is literally what's happening in the sugar tournament. Oh
Oh, yeah, I saw people were like all the killing streamers in the tournament like welcome to Tarkov, bitch
We got a steamy and people are like freaking out about it like dude like motherfucker. It's a five-day event
Like the 25 mil is usually for a one-day event. Like you think you're gonna save 25 mil
Yeah, five days like brother like come on
I don't know Tony you aggro them right there. They're gonna be in the fuck out of me
What's the normal scab?
They look like normal scabs kind of oh
No, these are not oh my god. Oh my god here at the fucking stampede Tony. I'm gonna need you to like lock in
On this
I'm done you can kill him
Oh my god dude wait there's another one he's not dead
dead nice
they have good ammo too right?
my quest is to kill these guys
my quest is literally to kill these guys
guys. Wait, I mean, wait, wait,
I just heard. I just heard pretty good. On what?
Oh, well, it's not his server, but yeah, that's what I played.
Oh, it's not like RP is cool. It's just like people.
A lot of times when you get, when you get, when you get involved
with stuff with streamers that involves RP and people just
like being good to each other and
there's always there's always people where everything they do is fine and
anything you do that remotely can ruin their content is is bad like when we're
doing the rust thing it's like if someone fucking they'll murder you on site and
be like oh whatever not even care but like if you got forbidden you shoot one
of them like in a reasonable way they're like why'd you fucking kill me
It's always that example. I don't give a fuck. I'm honestly team tray home for tray, dude
This MCX is trip, but no, I know exactly what you mean
That's that kind of shit happens at the RP to other than that it's it's hella fun
I don't blast it. That's not everybody. Obviously. It's just you know, there's always people like that. There's always them the fellas
Like you'll be a cop an RP and if you fucking taser someone and catch them like what the fuck why'd you tease with me?
You weren't supposed to do that. You're supposed to let me run more
It's like but like if they're then they'll fucking just kill you right away and I get old bitch. It's like yeah. Yeah, yeah
Wait, is that a player?
Where's everyone at? Oh
I see someone
Oh
They're coming down the rocks
Or better cover
Like left side left side I saw one like holding a tree and I was with the killer
No, he's not like he's more of the right than left side
He's with the plane I saw your dust there's another shooting more right I think he just honestly Thanos snapped that bullet bit air is I'm sure
I
Was close I think
I don't know he's not the plane the broken plane. Yeah, oh shit. Oh
What?
Yeah, I was fucked up my name. What's the weird the tarp? Oh, that was a really good name though. That guy has to be dead
I'm looking up at the rocks. I don't see anybody. I mean there was for sure too
Yeah.
I just got a guy sniping thrown at us.
Yeah, I think that was the guy that maybe I just fucking blasted him.
No, he's all the way to the right.
This guy way right thrown at a big rock.
Far right. I saw that running.
And there's a guy far right.
Like, OK, like going to his car.
I don't know, Chad's telling me.
They're lying to you.
Maybe by car. I killed a guy far right from this big, big, like, chode rock.
Oh.
Not the chode rock.
Yeah, was that the guy or is there someone else?
That rock has feelings.
That rock has been there for centuries, bro.
I know. That's why I've removed the guy, the guy just defiling it with his dick in the dirt.
Who's that who's that who's that?
In the book yeah, yeah, honestly, Tony
Hey, I told you that
You're going to come and hit me.
That's right here.
That's my problem solver.
I told you, I'm going to be here.
I've been here.
What's I wanted about the video?
Oh my god.
Did you see the explosion?
No, I heard it though.
I got the big iron.
Problem solved.
Dude, I can't man.
The pool is, I can't trust it anymore.
I'm using FMJ and it's kind of hitting me.
Dude, this shit ain't happening.
It's not happening.
I hit this guy twice. He didn't die in the mom's
And I've also been trying to headshots because I have FMJ, so maybe that's why
He's like I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna kill you
I
Got like PPP
These people just sneak up on us dude, I don't yeah one guys out there like he's fucking Chris Kyle like
there could be a guy intercepting us you know
whoa we need to drink five hundred and fifty five million five hundred and
fifty five five hundred and fifty five
thank you top are we doing i'm in here
hello you're near is that i'm in here oh there's a dead guy in here
Yeah, let me get up on this one.
Like, say if I go over here.
You'll blow up.
You'll blow up up top there.
They'll hit you.
Sure.
Like, I think it's weird how they're spread out.
Like, you can walk on some of it,
and then you'll randomly hit a mine, I believe.
Well, I'm kind of cooking right now.
Maybe it's all the way to the right, though.
You're going to hit mines on that side 100%.
Wait, what if it is laid right here?
You're fine, probably.
But like, there will be mines, I think,
if you keep going on that other side.
Hell
If you go up that I was literally about to say if you go up there there's mines
I didn't put the sign there all look at me
No, cuz I I was sniping from weather station the other day when I was trying to camp the transit and I heard a guy
I step on I shot a guy and then he blew up on a fucking mine back there
And I was trying to loot him and I was running into all these mines figuring out where they're at
That's all I know I was trying to loot his body so I had to set off a bunch of mines to get to lord Francis
Thank you very much for seven months
There's gotta be some tech out of here that we can use
Oh, slippery. There's a Vaseline on that wall.
Should I loot this guy? I'm killed right now.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Read some cover.
Cover me, Comrade. I'm going to his loop.
I got you.
the 50 PMG Mines. Yes, sir.
He's right here. Prong on the hill.
Yeah, there's the guy that shot me.
Is that your blue laser?
Yeah.
Oh, he's locked.
Oh, yeah, this is him. Yeah, I know.
frame. That's because that's
because they don't want you to use your Twitch Prime because it costs them money when you
use your Twitch Prime. So right. If it auto renewed it would just cost them tons of money.
Yeah, Bezos needs the Twitch Prime money to build a new rocket.
He blew up the last one.
Yeah, where you going to the club this weekend, dude?
You going to the club?
Yeah, I'm going to the club.
I'm going to the strip club.
No, no, no.
No, just the club.
Yeah, I'm not going to strip club tonight.
Yeah.
Hey, my man.
Yeah.
Wait, whoa.
Oh, dude.
Should I remember that it was a crystal?
Show me the name of the person we kill long time ago.
Cinnamon!
Cinnamon, yeah, the strip is cinnamon.
Cinnamon, the strip is cinnamon.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought it was the guy from Four Ones Fishing, they were five ones.
I would drop all that Twitch Prime money at the club, be throwing that shit around.
They're throwing Twitch Primes at the strippers.
I don't know what's going on, but you had Hella Fiki recently, dude.
I mean, it's not like I'm doing
it on a Tuesday night or Tuesday
afternoon. That would be a bit
freaky, but like, you know, I don't
have so crazy. I got on a Monday
morning. Monday
morning at the street.
Good morning.
I was one day more to get breakfast.
Go there and get breakfast.
Breakfast?
They call me to clean up through.
OK, OK.
OK.
I am to clean up through.
Oh, my god.
I got one that I have shrimp cocktail night.
Hover's up the smells.
No, there would be no difference.
It was probably the same.
Yeah, but it's a certain thing.
Blame it on the shrimp cocktail.
Oh, yeah.
So, the morning.
Everyone, what's up?
I honestly imagine going Monday morning shrimp club,
eating like eggs and bacon.
We got a little hoitz.
Yeah, eggs and bacon on the set.
Hell, yeah, dude.
Like it's a fucking Denny's.
I forget the sausage.
I'm gonna eat this whole sandwich.
I'm wearing this airframe because it looks sick, dude.
Dude, nice.
Nice.
Let's go away, kids, bruh.
Yeah, woods, by the way.
Bro, get your fucking glasses on.
Like, do what you gotta do.
Put some eye drops in, freshen up.
Oh.
It's like Epi-Nine thermals.
It is like...
I don't think I have a thermal.
I need to have a flier you can buy that shit, but you can
Don't you mean? Yeah, I can buy a flier
676
I probably have 76k
We don't have to do that, but that'd be kind of funny I
Remember you under the remos what was the counter guns you would see occasionally on rates
It's kind of over the refresh rate. It's way better. You just don't have the zoom. I'm out of I think I have a fleer in my stash
It's for your Friday, baby. Oh, yeah
Fiki Friday. Fiki Flir Friday. Yeah, Fiki Flir Friday.
I have one.
I think that's gonna suck to be honest. I don't know. Well,
yes, probably is, but like, I don't know. I have one. Yep. I have one.
What else am I gonna use this thing? No, this is like the perfect time. I'm using a reaper.
I'm gonna bring a bring a flag just in case
Well the hordes we have to go emmer come medical camp I gotta kill shit at medical camp you got to grab a little thing
Okay
Was the last time you've been to a buffet I
Don't I think the last time I've been to a book a do buffets
I
Yeah, the last time I've been to one was in LA. It was a Brazilian barbecue
Takeouts. Yeah, that's pretty much
They always be pissing me off at those places because they're stingy with the meat. Oh
No, dude, these guys weren't stingy. It wasn't down
Dude, those motherfuckers are bringing out slabs of meat like oh, okay
No, it's like goddamn, but I just kept eating the mozzarella and tomatoes
delicious every time I go to one of those they're like you know I'm like
throw some meat on the plate they're like oh we'll come back we'll come back
and give me more fucking steak I want to go back that was probably like one of
the best restaurants I've ever been to like that shit was crazy good that's
one thing about LA dude as permanent food yeah and of course you want all the
meat I want the steak yeah fella I'm paying for the steak I'm not paying for
the salad bar.
The last time I went to a buffet was.
Yeah, like six, six, six years ago.
The holy shit.
We got to use that camp for you for the Emmercom.
Emmercom.
There's going to be hell of rats.
No, I like it just sitting out and people are walking around
It's all around it. It's gazing at it sniffing it sniffing it breathing on it
I have like the chicken skewers
Slauberin on it like the chicken like it's like the chicken skewers on the stick like
Hey
They're from like a Chinese place
One of those chicken set a satay the fuck is a chick a satay? That's like
Um, what is this French? No, it's like a skewered chicken and it's like tie and they serve it with fucking peanut sauce
Oh my god
Peanut sauce with the chicken on a stick. Holy shit so good
It's not that but it's like chicken on a stick, but it's like it's like I think it's a more like
Dude, I want some fucking chicken peanut sauce now. God damn
Oh, dude, I'm gonna get some I'm gonna make some brats tonight
I'm hungry. I'm an ape.
So locking.
I'm actually like, actually like locked in on
locking on ironically, not because I'm fat.
It's because I'm hungry.
I swear to God, if anybody says I'm 10, I'm
we pissed off.
It's not because of that.
Do not.
I'm hungry, too.
Did I was like, you know what the thing is?
like if I saw those dr. Pepper brats I was actually I was actually they're good
like I bet you it's good oh fuck oh wait he just tincted oh
I'm gonna need some help. I'm gonna heal you.
I'm here.
Oh, fuck you.
Oh, fuck.
What?
I shot him in the head, he's not fucking dead.
I'm behind you!
I shot him in the ass!
I got him, oh my god, dude, I literally shot him in the face.
Dude, I shot him in the tummy and in the chest.
Dude, I shot him in his face and he's like nope ball at all all up on his forehand
Yes, I'm saying dude like I guarantee you those doctor pepper boss probably tastes pretty good
That's like a beer batter or beer
Oh, no, they you had the Dr. Pepper milkshake at what a burger
Can't say I have it's a dr. Pepper milkshake behind a spawn of spawn of something
Skattington
Shooting three three eight AP at scabs. I see something in the bushes
Don't know where I'm looking. I shot it. I headed in the nuts. He's moving. He's moving left
You kill him I think he's dead. I think he's dead. He's dead. I don't know. I can't tell it.
Where? Left or left? Left or right? I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. That looks like a player. That's a player. I see him.
We're going to shot. We're going to shot by a sniper. Sniper. Sniper. Behind us. Sniper. That's VD.
Where I don't know behind us you sure something to our right not behind this no that was behind us 100%
Fucking bullets whizzing over my shit
No, he passed it get rock
Yeah, we'll go around back like flank around to the left
because he won't expect that because we're going to dickhead rock
yeah we're going to dickhead rock we're gonna look over and see if anybody is
sure cause I'll pink us
oh we killed him
yeah he's dead oh fuck okay
is that him though for sure
yeah he's dead
Honestly, our role is a good idea.
Good, I know.
I have great ideas.
And one thing I spotted, I wonder if there's a player.
I think we definitely hit him a few times.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe the SPD guy killed him.
Maybe you got an audio bug.
No, he was definitely shooting me.
I got to apply lubricants.
OK, I'm scanning.
My location directly to my face good scanning the area back in it guns are up guns are hot a lot. Oh, there's a speedy
That's what you got is not Sherman be killed Sherman
BTR is coming in my cover fire watch up
Wait we could drive the BTR with cover fire past him I think
But that's for pussies. I mean that'd be kind of sick. No
We could want to pop the medical camp and some fucking
If you're getting in let me know
You see him I'm gonna drive by okay wait for me
Which one is this
I don't know.
What the hell is Junction?
What's Junction?
Is it Junction? No, it's not Junction.
Oh, I killed him.
Is it? It's not Usec checkpoint.
It's not Scavbunker. It's not Sunken Doge.
It's not Train Deville.
Wait, I don't think it...
It's gotta be...
No, it's not Junction.
Is it? Oh, right.
Sawmill.
I don't think it goes to Usec can.
If we go Old Sawmill.
Alright, I'm gonna get out.
Wait, now...
Embercon base Embercon it's on the next page. I got it. I got it. It's something there's a next page, dude
I didn't know there were two pages
Dude, you're jumping around
Oh
Fred Flintstone, that's actually hilarious
the
one
I can't imagine
That would be a kill
That better than hell
Oh
Oh no
You can't keep me
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Somebody's in there. Somebody's in there. Oh, I'm dead. You just
you're dead. Yeah. You just fucking like instant headshot me.
I thought you had me. No, no, I was to my left on the other side of the wall. I
thought I
Thought you have me for real. Nope
Oh, I thought you had him. Oh, I literally just got one time by 9-9-5. I
Didn't kill a player
I didn't know I didn't I thought you heard him I didn't hear shit all you hear is the BTR
Honestly funny
It's fine
It's fine to get different sometimes
Yeah, I picked him with a glock and like eight and nine nine five to the base
Yeah, honestly, and I'm vibrate to that. Honestly, good.
What are we bringing?
Oh, I don't think I have anything cool now.
You can't bring like a.
AXMC again.
Uh, I may have bought too many.
Maybe do you purchase you know, Jager resets a lot. I can buy one. I got one
What about thermal watch out again, or does it go normal? I'm a good normal
Okay, I'm down so more confident peaking somebody with a fucking
XMC even a glock right there
the
I ran out and I had no idea how close he was.
Well, me neither.
I just fucking heard all I heard was is the BTR vibrated.
Shaking the bed.
Yeah, well, the BTR guy was soaking.
He was just shaking the bed.
He was shaking the bed, helping his boys.
I want to break smoke grenades.
Hello?
I'm not too far, Mama.
Other gun
I have another blicky
A breath unlocked hell no
Hell metal
I'm
and
I got it
and
I've been ready
to show
It's all good, bro.
What are you worried about, Kazoo?
I'm just like the lax and chilling, decompressing.
Chilling all cool and y'all?
Yeah.
Chilling all cool.
Some b-ball outside of the school?
Got in trouble.
It was somewhere in my neighborhood.
And all that happened on...
Yeah, I know. Why not?
Probably when I was in the last ring, though.
No, just interested choice.
Oh, guys, no good.
Started making trouble with neighborhood.
God, I want it!
I want it!
My mom just said,
come on, come on, come on, come on!
And I see the bell and bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
I said fire.
I think that's how it goes.
Something like that.
Mmm.
Something like that.
enough.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Don't let me down this rain.
You let me down.
Last rain was all you not me.
All right.
All right, little bud.
It's fucking up.
I'm good, dude.
I'm good.
Oh, my god.
He's going to shut up.
He's sort of left.
He's going to shut up.
Oh, I didn't get shot out.
Well, I forgot he's more left somewhere.
I just heard death.
D.B. We heard death or death.
I think that's the.
Big boy scope on.
Well, it's a bit of a mix.
Yeah, that thing's fucking sick.
It actually is so good for sniping.
It's so clear.
I think that guy has disappeared.
He's gone like a fart in the wind.
Got him here.
What a way.
I'm looking far right.
Yeah, I was just going to say we should clear that out.
Oh, you see?
Where?
Oh, it's a scav.
Let's go play our first.
I want to scope this John out.
Is he leaning like that?
Fent leaning.
Yeah, actually.
Off the venti.
Oh, it's a cleanup crew.
Oh, my God, there's so many of I need to kill him.
Oh, they're all in a fucking conga line back there running.
Yeah, that's what I was looking at.
They were like, they were leaning like crazy.
Oh, I went over and hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I hit one.
There's like six of them.
I know.
Oh, I'm hitting low.
How far is this?
Like 300, probably?
That's for sure.
Yeah.
Oh, I just got double killed.
Oh, my god.
Oh, hit another one.
Oh, my god, there's like eight.
Got that guy?
Oh, he should have back-hatched you.
I hit that guy.
I had a dream, bro.
What level, bro?
Low?
Was that one low?
No, that hit him.
Kind of.
Oh, shit.
Boom.
Oh, OK.
Oh, that guy in store actually makes
that crazy fucking shit.
What the fuck?
Dude, that armor's gone.
My armor's gone.
He knew that hard.
350 meters, this guy.
Dude, that guy's gone.
Is he alive still?
Yeah, I don't want me to kill him.
Oh, I clicked it on.
I need to kill.
Oh, he's, he's, he's, he's looking down the ground.
Dude, there's ants on them.
There's ants on them.
Wait, where'd he go?
Oh, he's up there now.
Oh, there's two of them.
Oh, there's three of them.
Dude.
And it stands still.
Dude, he fucking laser beamed my thorax.
I was like, I was like, I'm pretty sure they're shooting at you.
No, but he was like locked in on me.
Yeah.
They're they're they're called the cleanup crew for a reason.
They go, I can't see them.
I'll try to get another angle.
I think they went far, right? Yeah.
Yeah, they like one behind the rock.
He was covered in Ansbrough.
He looked at the ground as they were backing up.
Well, he was on a downhill.
They're gone now.
I don't see him.
Well, it's over there.
Yeah, but if I come from here, they'll be fucking sick.
to clean up crew. It's the arena AI that comes at the end of the match.
But they're in the game for an event.
Well, now they're hiding from me.
Fucking pussies.
Well, yeah, they got to see the shot of his life on you.
It's like, dude, how is he alive?
I'm going to go towards the camp.
Yeah, I'm digging the fucking tango scope lately.
I mean the dot. Yeah, it was the red horseshoe. Yeah, the dot. It's a horseshoe with the dot.
Yeah, the target. I'm talking about the tango scope. It's a good, it's a good target thing.
It's a horseshoe with a dot in the middle of it.
When you're on one X, it's like just a red dot.
yeah it's the target yeah horseshoe target dot talking about it's a target
it's for sure a target it literally looks like the target some time oh oh I
see my yeah I'm locked in soldier take a shot oh so much is killed one fuck we
what I'm the guy that's killing them somebody's stealing my fucking kills
I have no idea. He's got to be
way over there by the medical
camp probably. Maybe he's up in
the tower or something. I don't
see it. How many beers he uses?
Like 300? I just got shot at.
What? What the hell?
Probably got up on the hills in
front of us. I don't see shit.
Wait, we get sniped these bodies.
Somebody's going to loot these,
by the way. I'm down.
We should 100 was on Snipey's bodies
Let's go back to the rocks over here, just it's 300 and probably 350 dead on but the guys probably 350 dead on
There's a guy shooting them from like the medical camp right now, I believe
The guy that shot you has got to be closer the guy that shot you's gonna be close to the line
In a range finder. I don't know, bro. Oh, maybe Sturman shot at you
Oh, no, I think someone was like sniper rock.
Oh, oh, oh, where'd you go?
Prone on these rocks over here.
If I go like when you're right there, I'm going up here.
Oh, I'm locked.
Oh, yeah, I'm in this shit.
Oh, surely someone was to loot.
Yeah, yeah, dude, there's no way to go.
Somebody's got to loot those bodies.
We'll go a little bit to the right or left
Okay, somebody's in the camp I see me they can't fuck. I'm reloading. He's in the camp. He just went right to left
He's at the sandbags. I can't see him anymore. There's a big-ass tree in the way. Oh
I see him I see me see him barely I
Hit him I hit him
Fuck I hit him and there's a scabs are spawning in now. I just watch the scab materialize. He's in medical camp
Is that us fucking home?
It's not like it was.
See, there's a little light at the sandbags.
He was right at that light.
But now he's like he's deeper in there, right side of medical camp.
The BTR is gone.
You shouldn't be more patient, dude.
He's in a lot of places.
I don't know.
Maybe he's confused.
He's fighting something in there, so he doesn't know.
So you think 350.
I'm I can only go 300 but I was aiming a bit high at 300
Wait, why can you only go 300?
I have poop a scope. Oh
Tango, I don't know. Yeah, you get longer ranging with the longer scopes
See you're probably dead on it well, you also have AP so I don't know
But I would say 350
worth your orders 300 and send it at his head and you'll kill him with
Lapua
AP
This has gotta work. There's no way he doesn't go to loot them. He actually might be terrified because he shot him
No, but he's throwing a like he doesn't think he's getting sniped
Okay
These guys are like kill wait, I only killed one what does that make any sense? I only got one kill
Oh, it's cuz it has to be at the camp. Oh
all that's so stupid those don't count as at the camp because I killed them far
away
that's actually they probably have to be in like they probably have to be in it
like when I kill them they have to be in the
I'm looking to our left to see if there's anything cool
and I really hope this guy's ghosting at them
same look at me on the sniper the sniper rock that shot at you
it's not a guy growing I was looking at it too it that looks like a body up there it's not though
I'm just scanning I'm just getting for house tiles
I feel like if he goes
know he's hunting. Look at him go.
This guy better still be in there.
He's got to be. That guy's not leaving.
That guy's going to sit in there for fucking four 40 minutes.
I don't think that was a player.
It's worth the wait.
Oh, something's going to loot those bodies.
There's no shot.
is the left
yeah they're all and runs at the fucking camp
everybody at the camp
don't know I hit that guy in there
I mean I believe it
Oh, I see the scab. He's approaching.
What the?
I'm sure they're 100% going to have to.
I'm not allowed in the streamer challenge.
Very interesting.
So I'm not doing that.
Why don't you see someone?
Oh, in the left, off the left, off the left in the woods, in the woods, off the left.
All the two, right?
He's going left to right. Yeah, yeah, they just saw him.
He's encroaching on the Emmercom Camp.
Oh, there he is. There is. I see him again. Oh, he just crossed the clearing. Fuck, we're not going to get a shot on him again.
He might. He might fight someone though. Yeah.
Fraggus is in it, though, so go watch him when he's doing it.
He's going to win for chance, hopefully. Maybe.
So a lot of fucking shooting over there.
I think he's in combat now.
Yeah, I can't really hear you.
It's it's only for like.
Certain viewer streamers.
It's like supposed to be for smaller streamers.
You need like average viewership, like 400 max or something like that.
The honey pack
The honey pack blue chew I think somebody's just parma driving around in the BTR right now. It's kind of what it seems like
Fuck are we not gonna see these guys? Did I hope we do this is unreal
Fucking hopes
Yeah, I don't know if we're going to see these guys again.
It depends on which way they exit.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
No, he's going to go prone under the thing.
Oh!
You got him, you got him!
Oh, what a shot!
Oh, come on!
What a shot, dude, what a shot.
Was it 350?
Yeah, I think so.
Dude, oh my God, I lost him.
I
Got a fucking owned
What a hit
What a fucking hit
There's more though. There's another there's gotta be another one. Yeah, I think that was the five
He was the guy that I first shot at the other guy that pulled up at a helmet on that guy didn't have a helmet
But I got that guy at home it Betty. I thought he had a do rag on
Shit well that that was the guy with the helmet. Oh
Oh, oh, you could have picked up the helmet that could have been in it too.
Have we been patient long enough? I don't know. Go check it out over there.
Might as well. What can go wrong? I don't think we're going to get anyone else moving up.
They might be moving around like that guy like circling it.
That guy is going to see my profile and his eye is going to see red.
Alright, let's go.
Wait, let's scan up on our way here.
I don't see nothing.
I think we're clear for movement.
Yeah, heard a lot of clear.
Uh, rubber ducky, this is gold dragon. I'm reporting no enemy hostiles in the vicinity. We are green to go
Yes, sir. Yes, gold dragon sir over. I don't want the hell's your name gold
Better than bad dragon shit
Okay, why would he ever be bad dragon? Oh, he's coming bear
Bear yeah bear sounds cooler
And a ducky rubber ducky. What the fuck?
You call it? I don't know.
Fuck, dude, I'm just thinking of tactical names.
And honestly, rubber ducky is pretty bad, too.
Yeah.
That is a pretty bad thing.
I would never expect someone to be.
So was they going to be a fucking just operating like crazy. Yeah.
I don't know if they know. I'd like to get my okay. Well, all right, Jack, I've hit the
water.
I'm going first.
Move it and pass the sawmill.
Those are coda ones, Tony.
water is the sawmill and then going for a swim is looking for tangos
see you see what I mean that's why they call me rubber duck because I'm swift
okay I see because rubber duck is just floating shit but I'm swift with it that
actually just doesn't make sense but like I'm kind of down to go the floor
I'm kind of cooking the RPG clip. It's fucking cinema is what that RPG clip is
That is 1000% skill of that RPG shot
Those shit changes here if you didn't I did I did I'm a walk in this bitch like I own it
I see dead bodies outside.
Is he talking or is that used though?
hard plastic training and sixteen of the armies the rubber ducky
I'm just not like Joey Diaz. Wait this guy's dead. Did you kill this guy?
Oh. Oh this guy's after the PTR. What?
Oh fuck.
Hey what's up motherfucker?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? All rain nades. Where's he? Where's he? Where's he? Where's he?
Back right, back right, back right. What is that? The medical tent or?
Bt
He's at the back rocks. There's no way there's the same guy. No, no, they're like at MP7 MP7
Hold on. Let me throw some smoke so I'll get real tech cool. I got a fucking day. They did it. He needed
Hold on I got a crumbs on my mouse man. I gotta clean
Oh, what's your left?
What already over
Marty with a bleckie
another name close to the new oh
and apart before you flake right I got smokes oh it's lagging it's lagging my
shit now where my pussy hurts hold on the fuck is this guy didn't I don't know
I'm farting everywhere go far right use the smokes wait here moving
Inside he's inside at the tent medical town
Don't get too close
but I'm going far far right trying to get like elevation from these rocks what
the family smokes did you throw I told you I told you did
rubber ducky get in the shampoo what's over pop it now go drag it you hear me
you can't be over. I'm I'm
investigating the interior of
the camp. Okay. I see Ernie.
All I see is green trek gas.
What the hell? What? Oh, no.
Where's where's the guy? There's
and could have killed them.
Well, I'm getting a crazy angle right now, Tony.
Hold on.
You're going to get up on the rocks.
Can I still get up here?
The rocks, I think so, yeah.
All the way up.
I don't know if you can anymore.
I think they fixed it.
I doubt it.
What did they fix that?
Man, I don't think I killed the guy with the NL.
Oh shit.
How the hell do you even get up here?
The smoke's dissipating.
Hopefully you got in your nice tight bush.
Come on.
I'm head kicking the hell and see him.
I don't know if I can get up there, bro.
I've got no eyes.
Well yeah, I'm trying to get up there, but it's hard.
What do I climb this?
Well, I can go all the way to Spine and look in.
That's a long rotate though. I can do that.
I'm down. I don't know how much you can see from there
to be honest, I can see like I remember I've seen it before you can like see like back
actually if I get on Sniper Rock I can see the back med 10.
Should I go Sniper Rock? Sure. I think I think that might be the play.
Maybe you think you can see him?
Is that- I'm pretty sure that's gonna be like a-
Let me tell you, that's a real-
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh, he's a- he's in the back by the fucking extract!
I think I just saw a guy when I died, back at the extract.
What the fuck?
Bro, what? How?
I don't know. I don't know if there's even one of these guys. I don't know.
Wait, I see him!
There is a guy. I don't know if that's who killed me, but I feel like it is.
Dude, he just killed you and got your tag and left!
What a piece of shit!
M80?
Dude, there's no way, was it Anna?
No, no, bolt action.
A balty.
For what?
Holy different guy.
That's crazy.
Totally different guy, I think.
That's crazy.
Did he leave?
I think so, unless he's rotating.
But she might be.
i think these guys are still in the camp well he wasn't with them
boy that's actually crazy bro thank you totally don't even die
wait i think
we might have naded one maybe those guys might be dead but
Wait, this guy's pockets got ran.
Good afternoon, sir.
What kind of both do you have?
EVL.
Wait, I did kill this guy.
Oh, oh my goodness.
We might have been searching for ghosts.
I see him.
BAM!
Pussy.
Nice.
How the fuck did I see you?
I don't know.
Wait, it's the MP7 guy.
Interesting. Wow. Interesting.
Very interesting Tony. Who killed the other guy? I think I did. What are you eating?
I
Hey, I did you needed them
No, no, I got a guy banger. Oh wait, it's got a reply hard
These guys are juicy what the fuck I guess us
Yeah, you better get my shit
I just plopped on your fucking face. Yeah. Well, yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. But I should have died too
What's his name, I don't know how I didn't see him Mikey Mack. I would do that you know, I even looking for the black girl
Well, this other guy that I killed
Oh my goodness. I'm large.
Hey, where'd you die at? Um
Oh my god. Yes. His name is
Subject in age. I what do you think I'm doing? You dropped the ball. No, I didn't. No
Just keep stuffing your face big man, what are you you sit back and relax? Well, what let the big dog back? Yeah, where were you at?
I'm dead on the like road by all the AI like by the hell in front of you
Drop nods a shitty nods
Right up here. Yeah, no on the road. Yeah, there's no way
I can get
I'm stealing that propital. That's my propital. I can get your clock and spiel. I can get the
XMC would be nice. Yeah, I got the XMC, but I can't get legit. I got a headset for you
actually.
I got a headset. Wait, hold on.
I got the armor.
Yeah, I was I was I was going to think about that.
I get the armor and get I got a headset armor helmet.
Yeah, all this other stuff doesn't really matter.
To the snacky.
Uh, boom. Boom. All right. Let's go.
Beat dancing. What's up? What's up?
What?
Got armor headset, helmet, gun, clock and spiel.
Should be good. You see Reagan Pockets.
In big, big.
What?
In big, big.
Sonion! Sonion! What are we smacking on my guy?
A potato! A baked potato action?
Dourishous? Dourishous baked potato?
I have not seen this many fucking people play in the game in a while. These raids are packed.
Um, what do I need? A rig? Pockets? Backpack?
It's very good to see. It's feeling like old talk out there.
I
Guess oh
What what I need rig pockets, I honestly I'm gonna be real dude. I thought I was telling you the entire time, but I got um
Dude, I'm cooked right now, man. I think you want well for me. Okay. I got
Big big no, I know you need big big you rig pockets. I got armor
No headset
Clocking spiel mags bullets
I got packing him before you
I
How expensive our needs the 30 fucking gay they've been super expensive
I say I say on job say on job those job
Then again, that should never get up. Yeah, I should be yeah
Yeah.
And honey, pineapple, sugar skewer.
That big. Yeah.
Did OK.
Do you actually think that pineapple shit is actually good as fuck?
Probably.
It's pineapple sugar all up in it.
And my game is tweaking right now.
I think your game is as good that.
But what?
All right, I go too fast in the stash by and shouldn't traders.
I blow it up.
I
Got a load of make my own I don't make my own pineapple Kool-Aid that's gonna get nice kind of has to go hard
I'm gonna go and have a
Is there it okay, I thought about something the bud guy a bottle is there cotton candy Kool-Aid
That's got a cotton candy Kool-Aid
Like there's gotta be like a cotton candy mix somewhere out there. Dude. I'm gonna bet I'm gonna make the white monster pineapple
Fuck all those other bullshit. I'll make the white monster pineapple
I'm gonna I'm gonna soak pineapple and fucking a white monster. I'd probably be amazing, bro
Imagine energy pineapple
Think about that
Think about that. Sure, bro. Honestly that yeah, honestly, that would be fun. Yeah about that energy pineapple
I could get pineapple flavored monster and put pineapple in it now you gotta get the
Wait, I could use the strawberry one too
Also the blueberry blueberry
Blueberry
That is blue. There's gotta be blueberry blueberry
There's gotta be blueberry blueberry. I want the goddamn blueberry
I
Was watching this in cotton candy
Like flavor. Yeah, like murder the dum-dums from the cotton candy dum-dum
That's the kind of one hard the dum-dums one hard
Even though like you could one-shot them John's like one bite
Generals, it's like man
I think actual cotton candy is like who the fuck is actually eating that like I can't be eating that but like
Cotton candy dumb dumb that should go hard
Well cotton candy grapes
White monster and a vanilla frosty what white monster and a vanilla like from Wendy's
What?
Oh.
Oh, right behind you.
Everything's in the bag.
What up, chudwizer? Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, your block.
Oh, we got a good spawn.
Well, okay, what flavor is white monster?
I have no idea.
Oh, it's not cherry.
I don't know.
I don't even know what it is.
It's like just citrus flavored.
I couldn't even tell you.
It's the flavor of good.
That's what it is.
Yeah, it's sex flavored.
Wait, there's six fighting over here.
The grapefruit method and the only reason why you would eat a grapefruit is for the grapefruit technique the grapefruit
That's the only reason
It is damn kids these days don't know about the grapefruit technique
Yeah, the only real one's not a grapefruit technique. You gotta be a OG and all that
I want to get truck up on this rock I swear they bashed it
I want to go all the way up. Wait, did I need to pick up a letter?
It's in the fucking camp.
I don't know.
I'll try to get on this rock. I think they've passed this shit though.
Maybe I can like, jump on your head.
I don't know, I'm like, pushed up by the rocks.
Okay, well, why do you do that? I'm gonna do this.
I
Gotta kill these goddamn AI and I can't kill them do that. Don't worry about me. I'm locked over here
Yeah, no, but I need some
Assistance well, that's why I'm gonna try to get this rock so I can get it by and get the the the the tolla
I got the tolla
Have real high and like people were like dude. How the hell is he up there? Where he's fucking AI at?
I think the coast is clear. I don't think we have any tangos. Oh, you can't you can't get all the up here. I remember I remember
Are these guys up
You're a great search in the grapefruit
Some poor soul just searched the grapefruit technique
Oh, you sound like you're doing it right now.
What the fuck are these guys, dude?
Why are you using these big ass rifles?
Because it's sigma.
And I'm a sigma.
So I use sigma guns.
I'm a sigma, so I use sigma guns like a real sigma.
I don't think I'm doing it right.
Oh, I heard something.
Is that them?
That's them.
Yeah, I know, but I need to kill them in the camp.
Hold on, there's someone shooting them.
I'm trying to kill them at the angle.
There's two of them.
There's two people.
Oh, I see them at the rock.
Oh, it's still you goddamn
Dammit, I can't oh, I see this guy motherfucker. Oh fuck. Oh, he's right there
Target is not cooperating god damn. He's moving
We just take another I can't see him talking
I don't know. I might've got
him. I don't know. I shot the
rebush. There's two. There's
two. Yeah, but the guy ran
into the woods. Oh, I'll go.
I'll go far right. I just
watch two spots. I'm trying to
aggro these guys. They're just
tweaking out. They're tweaking
I'm far right. I'm far right.
I see, I hear him.
Trying to look for you.
Oh, this is where I was fighting.
Oh, I see him.
You'll see my gun. You'll see my gun.
Yeah, yeah, I see him.
He's the NL.
Boom!
Yep, did you just kill the NL guy?
Yeah, there's got to be about right with that.
I can't see, I can't see, I can't cover you there.
Oh!
I'm running!
You're a lone soldier.
Johnny, look at me, the field!
Look out for me, Pouse!
I can't see you.
He's like up on the, you know what that dead scab is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's over there.
Oh, there's a guy with a G28 or some shit.
No, there's a, there's a, the AI.
I'm going to move up towards that spot and I'm going to move it far right oh let me go
with you.
I'll see him.
I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I'm looking. I'm looking towards Yegad's letter.
I think you're right. I think you're right. He went forward towards oh and there's a big
tier. Jesus Christ. This is the most poppin I've seen. I've seen one inside. I know it's insane.
I don't know where you are. Uh kind of close to Yegaleta.
What's your spine?
Yeah, I think spine is the angle here.
Oh, he's at the plane.
Oh, he just.
He dead?
No, he's good.
I'm dead.
No, no, he's dead.
Sorry.
Oh, you got him.
I meant to say, I'm good.
He's dead.
And I said it.
Nice.
He's good.
I'm dead.
cleanup crew guy right next to me I don't want that counselor my kill okay I'm gonna
go part of these rocks of BRB.
Javier be gone
All right well shit number 10 for the day for Big T
Shit number 10!
Where is he?
Where bushes?
Where the fuck?
Where bushes here?
Where the fuck?
Where bushes here?
of
the
of
the
What happened nothing? I thought I heard you screaming
Yeah, I know I
Want to kill him cuz you need him yeah, but oh fuck oh, honey, please win. I can't see him
There's one of the right. Oh fuck. Oh, shit. Oh fuck
fuck. Yeah. Oh my god. You got
this Tony. I believe in you.
I'll get it. Tony, you need to
win. You need to win. I can't
I'm dead. Someone just killed
me from spying, dude. Someone
just got me from spying. Jesus
Christ. Jesus Christ. Oh my
fucking god. Oh my fucking
god. He's dead. Thank god.
There's more, there's more.
Prestige five.
He's such balls, he got slammed.
Oh, Frank has got shot on that too.
Why are they always shooting me, man?
There's more people snipers, bro.
This map is chaotic right now.
It's ridiculous.
It is ridiculous right now.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe you were just sitting, jerking your pintas
in a bush for about 10 minutes.
Wasn't 10 minutes.
Okay, I'll say more like two, but close.
I literally, why?
Well, Tony, honestly,
I probably should have killed the cleanup crew
because then why don't I, fuck, dude.
I don't think they count out there.
You can kill them.
I think you have to kill them in the camp.
I'm pretty sure they have to be in the camp when you kill them.
Well, there's a guy in the bushes over here.
I think
And the beach are he's been going all right, dude
But the pull up on this model fucker
Showing the players kind of there. I can't get the AI in the camp. They just don't go to the camp
Or just grab your shit, but things. I don't be holding your body. I
I don't know, that's who killed me, that guy.
Dude, this map is crazy.
Every map, every map right now.
There's fucking people everywhere, it's insane.
What do you even get for this event?
Why are people so hyped?
I have no idea.
Probably nothing.
You usually don't get much.
Oh, is that me?
Oh, yeah, that's that is definitely at me. Oh, okay. Oh, oh, let's say I
I don't try to grab your stuff and get out of here. This is going through it man. Long
He's going through it. It's going to be a minute.
I'm going to hold on for even a little bit.
I'm going to be like, do a dance or something.
Getting waxed at the untar and helmet. What do you mean, you need a untar and helmet?
Don't tell me I have to wear untar armor for this too.
You know, how did you easily know you got you got shot from spine cuz I'm like a fucking bat do that
I got echo location. Yeah, apparently bro. I knew that
I was like, do you see him in the corner here? I as you know, I just heard the shot
Heard the shot reverse engineered the location only my crunch the numbers
Yeah, did the the triangulation like a rocket science?
uh well packing you up real nice and tight like i'm gonna steal your propital again
what the fuck well yeah bro you don't fucking use these things someone's gotta
i didn't get a chance you know it's this guy oh
well tony the propital safe you're dead would you die to a player yeah he was creeping bro
good news. Good news. The
nice work. Nice work. Yeah,
that was for sure. That was for
sure, his buddy.
Yeah, I think we just have to expect like actual hordes of people right now, it's fun
though it's like it actually makes PVP and woods kind of buy a sniping bro.
Not gonna lie.
Snipe again.
Oh, that's what I bring.
I could bring the TKPD.
Whoa.
All right, if you're gonna bring one of those,
I'm gonna do something else.
Well, it's a big sniper.
I'm down.
It's just, it's very loud.
It's extra loud.
I'll figure it out. I've got a
TKPD
Let me get a well done pepperoni pie
Poros Thor, thank you guys
from J from J from J
J, F, J, J.
I'm out of time.
Stimmed by my headphones.
The loudener on it, there's no muzzle devices for this gun.
Kinda makes me sad.
There's very limited attachments for it.
brought up. OK, that's what hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm
literally bringing a stock vector with a site and a grip that I
took off of this gun I bought and I'm going to fucking take
somebody's legs. Wait, what if I bring a P 90 leg meta?
Uh, I mean, I could be kind of fire.
Like, yeah. And like, and like, and like, I put a valde on it
and I just shoot people's legs across the map. They feel like
mosquitoes are biting their legs.
That what the hell is going on might not work. What do you mean? I
Don't
We're gonna be why?
Tony I need you to see the thing whatever. I
Literally have a vector and a tkpd. That's all I got right now
That's what I got
I got a vector and a tkpd
I don't know. I have no clue.
Bandages.
Where's the leg meta?
For what, the P90, R37, F, and then X is the
the P90R 37F and then X is the next best one. GG dude. Thank you.
This fucking map. Did any of those kills even count? I'm gonna go. Dude, those kills do not count
as the camp. I don't understand how we're supposed to do this. They don't fucking go to the camp.
I was gonna kill him in the gap
No, well they were they were crazy all up on a trawling too
They were all over
Yeah
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
All right.
Oh Jesus Christ, did I actually shoot my gun at dead?
Fuck wait wait on my sweet. Okay. That was hella delayed. I don't know if like I'm like
2200 ms, but when you said oh shit
Said desktop but chest bump works dude
They said just probably okay shit
See what people call me Tony. No, I would have bothered that people call me my name
Why would that oh that matter wait, so what do you want to do I say I got more smokes I
Don't know I let's just fucking kill shit and stay alive and if I get these AI kills I get them
I don't really give a fuck this quest lines. Obviously not gonna give you anything other than a fucking achievement. So let's just have fun
What man, that's just what they always do. I like this is that fun
There's a video game fighters, this is real life
Tony, this is real life. If you want to get it done, you gotta stop dying
Well, I get it
I still need to grab the letter
But is it British it out it is hella bright a shit
My eyes feel like they're being baked by a microwave
No, South Park like that and drops here
They have a very limited amount of people have drops.
I can't believe you still don't know that episode.
It doesn't say get drops in the top right on the chat.
Literally get more drops.
Dude, Randy?
How do you know, dude?
I don't know, man.
Oh.
I'm already shined.
Dude, it's so bright.
Yeah, I don't like it.
I feel like I can't see it.
It's so bright.
Yeah, I don't like it.
I feel like I can't see it.
What is that?
Oh.
OK.
I scared him off. Don't worry.
Oh, he's not extra mussy.
Yeah.
OK.
Kill two.
I'm not on the beach, so let him on.
Yeah, I'm always so locked in right now.
What are we so locked in right now?
Oh, I lied. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Why is it so bright?
I don't know. I really don't like it. It's like...
The sides of my screen are like
She can blow white because of the pain meds, too. They're glowing. It's like it's
What's this aura now?
You can you can hear me yeah, yeah, I watch up to the left in the woods
watch over what?
the snipers
watch out for all of them
what are you talking to Tony?
someone's coming behind us
what do you want to do here?
get all these clean up crew motherfuckers if we can
are we sure we should get in the camp?
yeah there's probably somebody really there though
we'll stay less
the smoke grenade. I gotta cover our tracks. I'm kind of addicted to the smoke grenades.
Oh, wait, they're all to our left at the rock. They're having a meeting. Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, here's something in here. Something's in here. Something's
in there. Thank you. I think you should.
And I heard you.
No, I hear something. I jumped. No, there's a guy. Is that him?
Yeah, shooting his legs behind the truck. He's dead. No.
And yeah, he's dead.
Yeah. Yeah.
This guy was loaded, bro.
You're going to enjoy this.
I know I can see is a mosey.
Fucking told you I heard a guy.
A shot.
Dude, I got that leg.
Let it blows legs off.
Crazy.
Yeah, do you see them all out there?
Yeah, I'm pulling agro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my fucking God.
They all turned to me.
Good work, Tony.
This is what it is.
All seven of them.
10 of them.
I'll let you take 11 of them.
Twenty three of them.
Holy shit, they're multiplying.
Oh wow, I killed a guy with a fucking...
Yeah, he's locked.
Dude, that guy's...
Hell, Captain Pat.
Hey, ho, Captain Pat.
Is it a Scooter song?
You shook a Scooter?
No, Scooter.
No, no, Scooter?
Wait, Captain Fass in my chat.
Wait, he said...
Holy shit, I'm trying to aggro these motherfuckers, dude.
Wait, what the fuck?
No.
Wait, wait.
No, not Captain Fat, Captain Pat.
Oh, it's Captain Pat.
It's like me.
No, Captain Pat.
Yeah, I did die.
Were they approaching?
I don't know.
Well, they're approaching.
Yes, it's working.
The enemy trust near oh, yeah, I see them what counts is them being at the camp I
Was just at the camp enough or did you just kill one and check a task like their letters right next to me by the way
He's moving crazy style
Oh my goodness.
Oh, here they come Tony.
Holy fuck brother.
They're locked in!
Wait, I'll get, I want me to get that.
No, no, no, no.
I'm an effector.
One, one, one, one, one, one.
See, look, it worked.
It actually did work somehow.
I got that over him.
There's one on the boat.
I'm done I've finished
I completed the mission I gotta fix my arm
oh he's baking macaroni
I don't know. I don't have the ammo for this.
You said it's bacon macaroni. Look out.
Look how macaroni and cheese... I don't know. Scavaroni.
Is it like... Oh, it's caveroni. It's delicious cheese.
Mmm-hmm.
I don't see macaroni and cheese sounds good as fuck right now.
It does. It does. It does.
Macaroni and cheese.
You need the quest item over here by the truck.
Where's it at?
I'm on the little crate snuck on the truck.
Oh, I got... hold on, I got...
I'm getting the assistance.
Spoo.
Got the assistance.
Very good.
Also, that is kind of fire.
We have enemies approaching us.
Wait, what's this guy have?
Damn, this guy is just getting sick of this fucking actual rep.
Oh, okay.
Man, that last one was pop. Where's everyone at?
Oh, no.
What happened?
you. Where are you?
Move it. Move it. Move it.
I said, are you okay? No, no, I'm
I'm I'm I'm you shooting right
I was uh that that's right.
Yeah, that's a 70 grand on this guy.
That's interesting.
What is?
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I picked up a lot of loot.
Alright, let's get out of here.
We're gonna have to come back for your kills.
Okay.
That might be a tomorrow angle.
Be honest.
Maybe. Maybe you should leave me in a hungry.
It's about to be my last.
I gotta prep for tomorrow.
Don't be sad. Sure, you gotta get out of my car all year round.
Kinda, yeah.
I'm not going to go to school tomorrow.
What is this guy?
I don't know who he is, no matter now.
No matter who he is now.
Back with the worms.
Wait, is the what?
I can't see.
What?
I don't know.
A quest item.
Wait, do I need a quest item?
Not one, bud.
Real good.
Somebody's shooting close.
Yeah, I heard it.
I guess I did, but they hooked me up, I got hooked up from them, you know, no I'm saying.
I don't know what's going on here.
Hey, you okay?
It's kind of looks like a stick.
It's the TKPD.
What's happening?
Wait, someone just got shot.
Maybe they got shot.
Yeah, maybe they got killed in a train.
What the fuck?
Who does it you?
What is love?
I'm really angry.
Yeah, I'm very angry.
You can't work.
Nice work.
We're ready. I'm off for the day, Tony.
You're getting off?
Okay.
I mean, it is shit.
How's it going?
It's good, right? It was fun. It was fun.
Let me know when you're done.
You're in thank you for 29 months later, bro.
And but tonight, I think we might go gamble.
I think it may be that time of the evening.
Feel a bit devious right now.
Feel a bit devious.
previous little Friday night blackjack sesh
Binding ammo the next quest in this
Wait, do I have another quest oh
Oh
Disturbed cold. Oh my god, I have to win jammers everywhere
Good god
You want me to jam a little jack sesh, I don't know that's how I would word it, but yeah, I suppose you're right
Guys BTM us a cheap
That's so cheap
All right, yep, I'm gonna do a little game of chess guys
I am gonna head on over to the green website the kick.com forward slash landmark website will be done gaming for tonight
I'll be on there for a bit if you want to keep hanging out see you on the green site if not
I'll be back here tomorrow
We back gaming on Tarkov continue in this event until then I will see you all later enjoy your Friday nights enjoy weekends