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No but seriously Mr Tony Baloney, servers are chocked right now, lots of disconnects,
lots of people getting through the queue and errant back to queue the edge.
Yeah, we're about to play Q-Dogs, rather than Q-Dogs, I think.
Glory the key don't even the five gifted subs give me one second guys
But the way Q dogs
Seventy-eighth months she's down
Welcome back
How are you how was the trip
I'm not going to be able to
take a look at the
video.
Oh well.
Well,
Well,
well.
Well,
wait, there's a police chase.
Well, that sounds like the
perfect thing to do in this
goddamn queue.
Oh
Holy fuck you're loud
How long does it take to do these shaders
Yeah
my day. It's like I'm watching a fucking police chase. And hopefully there are
some ground units in the air that can then swarm in this location. Well you
saw the danger it put the customers. She immediately walked over to the
entrance to talk to someone about maybe what's going on. So now you've got
Officers and here he goes. He's he's out and gone again. I'm a little surprised Bruce that officers
They're still in the neighborhood
what they want. We're gonna be on the green. We're in Q dogs right now. Yeah,
it is. There is so much. I got one. I'm down for the breeze, which is also quite
fascinating because you have a watch commander. I think you have one watch
commander that's been sort of calling shots on this and then there's a whole
group of law enforcement that are just waiting on the word. You gotta buy
the game. Now this way you gotta buy it on Val Jean. They gotta buy it.
Virginia Avenue is how you say Virginia Avenue dangerous for anybody in this area
but guys he's going down Virginia Avenue
I saw the clips of that I saw the clips of that I know I didn't get stabbed in
London guys I didn't get stabbed in London
Hold on. Hold on. We're in Q dogs. I'm 51,000 in Q dogs, but yeah, it's gonna be a
tonic. This is 27 months. Watching some criminal be a criminal right now. So
that's fun. This moment here on your right, that is what happened about two
minutes before 11 and you can imagine the sheer terror. Yeah, I think I was
watching this when he started at this point going the wrong direction onto
the freeway and you'll see that he made this quick u-turn I think even in his
agitated state of mind at that point he realized he had made a bad move and you'll
see it coming up right here yeah what were you gonna say Bruce I was gonna say
and luckily you'll see the police continues he made a u-turn and it seems
of classic let him do that without any kind of incident yeah that nobody
luckily the where the where this happened nobody was right there with
this guy Rob, birdie suspect, who do you rob?
I'm very cautious when you saw the semi trucks right there, so...
That approaching vehicle, you're able to stop and get out of the way.
Because it was gonna, it looked like it was gonna pop up on the freeway, but then there's a few good trucks.
But again, we're watching this driver now navigate residential streets.
51,000, too.
Speed bumps.
Can I pop this shit out?
He's had to slow down cars, so you saw him having to go, but just the brute, I thought it was...
That's the day, at this rate of speed...
Is he going to keep on to pop out videos on Chrome?
I know.
And so you're at a point where, luckily, most people are either at work or at school,
but you still have people who are going to be out and about.
Alt F4 out.
Wait, what happened?
I don't have a picture in picture.
So this try is going to keep up.
Our map is going to be a little, SkyMap7 is a little bit behind sometimes,
but he's making so many quick turns.
There's another officer right there.
Maybe just even happening upon this,
but that is an odd move.
Very odd turning around to get behind the officer.
And now there's an officer behind him.
So this is when it gets a little bit tricky,
wondering what this person is going to do.
Because now you have an officer in front,
which is not a safe place to be for the officer
and officers behind.
And then they just took the artery
that was not filled with police.
So Bruce, what happens now?
You have these police officers
I think you need extension for pain in my ass.
It doesn't seem to know where they are dry.
He's got honest shit right now.
But what do you think they're going to do?
He's honest shit.
Surround him?
Well, they're going to swarm the area with units.
He doesn't know where to go.
He was just hesitating.
Like, oh, do I make a right?
Do I make a left?
What do I do?
Do I go straight, right?
What am I doing here?
He's panicking.
He's going to suspect and do a cul-de-sac,
or into doing a stop of some sort.
he's panicking. One thing that we have noticed is he's now starting to drive on a couple of
repeat streets. So he's kind of been in this space. I saw that that one looping street there. So
if he starts making some more frequent transports in more you know his transportation his
vehicle his streets if he gets on common streets they're going to be able to get in front of
him in the Northridge area Plummer and Gothic so if he can if he makes a couple of moves where he
goes back over I'm still 51,000 Jesus Jesus here's me too on a big street like Plummer
it's a wide street so if they may have the chance to do it there's no 51,000 yeah it does seem like
I haven't moved in queue.
Yeah, it was freezing.
It freezes in many ways.
It looked like they were getting close
when the driver was trying to figure out what to do.
So did you eat any good food in London?
Honestly, I did.
Did you eat any of what was your favorite thing?
What they're attached to.
I mean, I didn't eat anything like London food,
just other food.
In London food, you didn't even know
Jesus, that was the shit.
That's friends, but the same shit.
So now on plumber, he's going right through an intersection again
And that that's the kind of thing Bruce that you're dad
What are you calling it?
Which in many cases
Get more engaged and I'm not trying to say the officers aren't engaged but maybe more proactive is
I
down but it could be just my perception but it looks like they're slowing down
probably trying to either figure out
I'm gonna defend this too much talking too many yeah too many fucking noises
that makes me wonder if that was the reason for pulling into the arc code
right he may oops maybe but uh you can see six thousand in here out of traffic
a bit that's super fast plumber in in one direction he's gonna end up
basically
I've been for two years state northridge of six thousand and cuto other station, you know
Other way he's he's going to run in to this moment of all in medical center
So there's the gas station video now. I don't think he was there long enough to get gas
And when soon as police showed up he took off again
So it does if I'm looking
Tell okay, that looks like he's gone into the area of near Cal State Northridge as I was mentioned
traffic cutter all the way down into the area of Cal State Northridge if that if
I'm if I'm accurate on this map here we've kind of lost him have we because
they have to watch out for the Van Nuys airport right yeah so they're gonna have
those traffic restrict air traffic restrictions but again we're trying
we're gonna get our eyes on this pursuit suspect as well but again we
How the fuck did they lose this guy?
Jesus headed to my house.
I'm not going to tell you to stop it, but like maybe stop it.
I can't tell you to stop it, but like if you did, it'd be kind of cool.
It'd be kind of cool.
Oh, is that a school that can't fly over the school?
to get through the same airspace and stuff although they're a lot lower yeah yeah very much so they're
bound by the FDA rules of flight restrictions due to uh oh it's the airport i love i thought it's
something said at school and that's a thoroughfare for the plane coming in i was gonna say a school
doesn't really make sense at the airport i understand why you can't just fly a fucking
helicopter over it actually did pump some gas oh we've seen in like the last three percent
Yeah, there was the guy with the motorcycle who it's just so crazy.
How did they let the guy fucking stop and pump gas
into 405 three way heading in the wrong direction?
How do you let that happen?
How's there not a cop on the dude to stop and arrest him when he goes to get
fucking gas? Obviously didn't have enough time to get a bunch of gas in the car.
So it does lead you to believe that they were desperate.
They were really on empty on fumes. So they would quickly be back on fumes
I got a fucking I got a fucking error
actually get out of the vehicle and pump I got a fucking error are you fucking
hitting me fucking Q dogs are you getting me
when she was Christ we were only in there just for a minute or two so in
order to get close to your credit card close to do it that quickly
Yeah, exactly. Even if, even if-
Or even close Steve.
Seems like it was more like 15 or 20 seconds.
But to your point, you've got to use a credit card or a debit card or something in order to engage the pump to give you gas.
Maybe, but remember, there was a woman that ran to the entrance, Bruce.
Oh, who's- dude, look at this guy. Who the fuck is this guy?
Motorcycle driver.
Door-dash driver! Yo!
This isn't going to end well when-
when dude that's a doordash drive yo maybe it's a kind chat basically tell this
dude it's a good chat and they are now becoming part of this pursuit on a
motorcycle hell yeah what are you thinking now when you say this I'm thinking
this guy's fox dude should not become involved well maybe if the fucking
police did something the public one after maybe they're like criminals go
Around and a fucking run the state
We wouldn't eat people like a scooter bad
trying to engage with this person for whatever
Veronica they are at such risk
Because they don't realize what this person's all about that's in the car and they're now talking to each other
Yelling at all shit and the motorcyclist is oh shit
And so now even with an officer behind the person on the motor
Yeah, no shit cuz the cops don't arrest you for anything in this fucking state. No way doesn't get a fuck
What is happening that they continue to do this? I mean the police are right behind them
They've been following this guy for an hour is they don't arrest anybody of course. He doesn't care
everybody involved in for the
I like this guy get him on the PA. Get him keep fucking with the students or scooter person get out of the way
Nah fuck that
Cops don't do shit. Go scooter man. Yeah, and could they possibly face any charges? And I know the director was saying
No, if my door-nastriner showed up late because he was in this chase
I did I wouldn't even be mad. You could show my my cold food. I'll be all right
No, I'd be fine
I'd be fine
I'd tip him extra
Yeah, I'd tip him extra would be my guess but
It's hard to say at this point
Let's go. Oh, let's go. Scooter, man, the possibility that he's talking. Oh, shit.
He went for the door. They need to stop. It's it's yo, maybe, maybe the guy robbed
Scooter man and Scooter man's trying to get him back. What I was going to say a moment ago
about the maybe he robbed him. I think maybe a woman was pumping the gas and he just took
her gas and started trying to pump his own in that sense he wouldn't need the credit card
because if you notice that the very beginning a person ran over to the entrance and as if
they were saying hey this guy's doing this thing so I know he seems pissed I wonder what happened
that's scooter man we're scooter man if maybe that's what was going on but this is really
taking a turn with the motorcyclist what happened in scooter man suspect the fact the
suspect went the wrong direction on the 405. Oh there he is. Let's go! Scoot him in! Scoot
him, Scoot him, Scoot him, Scoot him at Gavin! Let's go, Scoot him at Gavin! Let's go, baby!
that's his car. They may have stolen his car. Yeah, I think definitely know each other. Um,
through communication. It was through the suspect was on a cell phone calling this person
who lives in the area, you know, come and come and get me or come and get involved in
something like this. School to McGavin, baby. Relationship. So so it does appear as if
the motorcyclist has pulled back a little bit. That is likely due to the work of
the officers, correct? I mean, I've got to think that someone engaged that
motorcyclist and said, you are making things worse or but no, there he is.
Let's go, man. Let's go, baby. Passing at the police like they were before. Now
they're they're not really minding the rules either because they need to be
behind all of the lawn. Oh, fuck rules in game in game. Fuck the rules
be armed or erratic. So you just never know now that you have another
person involved on a motorcycle or a scooter it looks like they're a courier
so delivering things but again he's delivering justice lady that's what
he's doing scooter again and out there delivering justice
thank you Smithy
He's delivering just as...
It's like fucking Batman.
I don't know, dude, these GTA 6 leaks are looking real good.
They're looking real good, these GTA 6 leaks.
or their danger to the officers, correct?
That's correct, what surprised me
is you have a multitude of maybe eight or nine LAP
and it's involved in this pursuit.
And I would think one unit could have pulled off
and pulled over that motor scooter
to prevent them from interfering.
Except what if that motorcycle person's armed?
I would think that that would be the cautious part
for LAPD in that moment.
It would be however you could get the felony traffic stop and the stop you come out with your guns drawn
This is where we're watching some of the I want scooter man to get back in action
Became involved in this pursuit as well trying to slow down trying to communicate and you can see it trying to say slow down
Dude this guy is not doing what the motorcyclist. I don't know if that's a
I'm sorry, trying? Well, they're not allowed to try. The officers, like the units and the
officers that are following the chase, they can't do anything. They have to, you know,
abide by the, I don't even know what you call it, but like the regulations and that
to listen to what their commanding officers tell them, you know, they can't do shit. It's
not the actual cops. It's just like the policies and the politics of California and the departments.
You know, they just have to, they're just cops going to work, you know, and they can't
break the fucking they can't break the rules or they they get fired you know they
gotta they gotta act within what the rules of what they're told also was more
of the idea that that might be what was going on you can see it right about now
you can really that's when we we realized I guarantee you that guy right
there that officer right there wants to pick this motherfucker off the road I
guarantee it on the right and he's tired this shit he wants to run this
guy straight off the road. He doesn't give a fuck.
What are you thinking when you see this? He's just not allowed to.
A suspect sort of engaging in drug use right in front of police officers.
Bend over and touch the toast. Drug use in front of...
Oh, I'm not getting hold on.
Just like some of the influence of alcohol, the thought process, the rationale goes out the window, so to speak.
Well, we did get word from our assignment desk that the LAPD has taken the motorcycle
list into custody.
So the.
Oh, so there was a female, they arrest woman, they arrest the guy on the bike and not this
asshole.
The vehicle almost trying to make crazy state, crazy state, dude, get into the car, crazy
state.
And the motorcycle has just kept following along.
So that person is now in custody according to our assignment desk.
So I just keep getting errors when I'm done with the queue.
Gorsh just got in.
What do I do?
Do I just keep spamming the shit?
Yeah, you just keep spamming it.
That's crazy.
I think this is when they pass up.
Yeah, I know.
Then they pass up the motorcycle.
And the motorcycle is now realizing that's it.
Oh, the J's going.
Let me figure this out.
We had a vigilante get involved and the cops arrested Scooter McGavin and not the
actual criminal.
A pest.
A pest!
A pest!
Yeah, this is live. There's a lot of chases happening right now.
In the beautiful city of Los Angeles.
and the sunroof and the driver's side windows are all open now and originally
they were all closed you can really see inside but Bruce what I'm bringing that
up for is it really does allow officers to see inside the vehicle much
better you know there's the moment that Colleen was just talking about. I also
think Bruce it's only because I've had a car at one point that did not have
air conditioning and so if I didn't if I or if I don't want to use a lot
of my gas I roll down the windows and try to use the natural air as an air
condition because I think that this person may not have a lot of gas that
they tried to show that that doesn't actually work.
Phillip makes a very good point now that the Sunroof is open I thought
Mythbusters busted that shit because again we're in air traffic and control
space being restricted. It's a myth right? What do you think that has to do with what you decided to open up the Sunroof and what kind of
advantage point is I give to law enforcement.
You know, it's a good question.
Yeah, this lady is a fucking Gapa.
She is a Yapper.
This one.
However, it does allow law enforcement from the aerial
platform to see inside that vehicle.
She's a Yapper.
See what is going on, if there is more than one person,
and is there any kind of illicit paraphernalia
additionally in that vehicle?
Well, it's got smoke and crack in front of the cops the person smoking.
So they may have just simply opened it up for that reason.
But we're on to this guy's doing crack in the car.
What was told to me just now?
Midjays just smoking.
Oh, I'm just kind of looking.
I don't try to see this about the end.
Yeah. So trying to figure out exactly this about the end.
And near why the fuck do they go in a garage?
Exactly. That is.
But that becomes really problematic for us.
But Bruce, I want to go out.
You have to get the cops off of your tail
and then go in the garage, fucking idiot.
Looks like it's a campus parking garage.
So it is, yeah, it is Cal State, Northridge.
We talked about that a moment ago.
That's the end of plumber base.
This person's dumb as hell.
But they smoke and crack.
Isn't it?
I mean, because now you're able to control the environment
and box this person in.
Or is it bad things?
Yeah. No, it is. There's no ramp. He's done. Wait. Is that him? Yeah. Look at the mirror up top. Dude, wait, he's actually going. He's going to jump. He's going to jump. They're going up.
Only basically one way out. Wait, what the fuck is this guy doing? I was wondering. I was doing he's doing the parking garage job and getting carjacked or something. And then suddenly he's doing it happens fast in that.
You know many times you know we see the cars go into parking lots and those drivers are attached to a mall
He's doing the job to a very busy area where sometimes they get lost in the crowds. Well to your point
I think one of the things that's troubling is colleges don't have a regular state nine to eleven
Schedules so you could have students who are arriving for
12 o'clock class or wrapping up from 11 o'clock class and they're going after their car and they're stuck in the
middle of all of this. So, so that's that's dangerous back in on the garage.
You gotta be able to see him. There is good news. We saw them aggressively
following Bruce. How quickly does campus police get involved in something
like this?
Uh, the town state police were notified of this. Probably we're following
it on the mutual aid radio channel. Are they on zoom back in getting
involved? Universities don't have classes on Friday. Yeah. Fuck
What school did you go to?
Let's say dude.
Secure the environment as far as move students away.
If the person is staying.
The hell school did you go to?
Then I suppose that campus police
would help keep students away and safe for that matter.
Yes, correct.
They'll definitely be part of the peripheral
to allow LAPD to conduct their police business
without interference or not having
to worry about. Thank you. Okay, so now we are kind of maneuvering air seven so
that we can get into a position to see it is somewhat difficult into the in that
the flight path to the airport are affecting where we're able to go and
how we're able to get there also LAPD is going to be you know flying around
as well so you're gonna just gotta go. He's gotta still be in the garage, right?
but at last check this black Honda a burglary suspect there's no way they let
this guy from out of the garage 101 the 405 many different freeways at one
point driving the wrong way on the 405 but has now found themselves inside a
parking garage at Cal State Northridge now whether they've been able to get out
of that parking garage you're positive yet we're still trying to catch up
with that yeah and sometimes it does give us a telltale sign when you see
the l.a.p.d. helicopter they're set in a perimeter so we can see the law
enforcement on the streets but we have this guy let a belt on a foot did see
some aggressive moves there on the l.a.p.d. driving they have a perimeter
oh there is how did they let him out bro he's in a garage oh shit he's swerving
How the fuck did they let him out?
We missed the stunt jump.
We missed it.
Dude, he actually did the parking garage jump.
How did they not get that on camera?
How did they not spike strip the fucking, the extracts?
Dude, these cops, these cops.
You have a limited, there's like fucking one or two exits in a parking garage and
You don't spike strip it are we fucking stupid coming at them like just like
Are we stupid and now this wait is he getting more gas the gas station
He's getting gas
You have cops on you you can't get gas
It doesn't look as if the officers are going to let him stop and get gas this time Bruce
That was much more quick. I think I mean fucked up the
way he's driving right? Yeah, I didn't see the tires are flat, but I
look like the car was damaged. I raised the speed coming at the
just been the lighting though. Yeah, the car looked like it was damaged.
But this is the second time he's tried to pull in and get
gas. We had a report that he might have gotten some gas at the first station
that he pulled into. There was no chance he got it there. And again the
difficulty of getting gases using your credit card. Oh, another error.
He's got to find somebody who's... Hey, another error. Yeah, or find somebody who has gas in a work truck that has gas.
Should I restart my game? How do I like... Obviously this driver needs gas and police know that so they could just...
Every time I get through the queue I get an error.
they can just follow him like what they're doing.
Hopefully he'll ease up on the gas puddle
and make a little bit more safer choices.
Because at some point this driver is going to have to pull over.
It restart steam.
Does that actually work?
The downhill gas station.
Yeah.
They're going to stay behind the suspect vehicle.
He obviously needs gas or he went to try a second time
also.
The other thing too, I noticed.
I'll start a little bit.
There seems to be some traffic collision damage
now on the right side of the video.
You had a queue of 500k?
It looked like there was something but I...
Like the front fender...
I saw something but I couldn't tell what was grabbing my eye.
So maybe they nailed something in that parking lot.
It looked like the passenger door.
Maybe because they may have tried a pit maneuver in the garage.
So he went into that parking lot.
We lost him behind that.
There he goes.
So now we're back into a parking lot.
He's done this a couple of times,
of times pulling through parking lots but oh shit he almost crashed he was crashed
being able to lose control of his vehicle because he's made a couple of moves where he
really just used his control and you can see him wiggle a little bit um which is usually right
before sir he jumped the curb on that one the frustration and the angst for this person is
really turning it up oh shit oh he's got the tire oh fuck oh it's in the fender
a spike stripped down that also explains why he was unable to control the
vehicle as well oh shit that thing you see on the right hand side that person
pulling right in for a person ends up finding themselves in the middle of the
I don't know if he got spiked or he just he might have just fucked up the tire
He might have hit a curb and fucked up the tire
I think he might have hit a I think he might have had a tire or a curb
somebody but yeah Bruce you're right if he hit you know don't you know the
spike strips that are in on sparking garages if you hit that he might have
done it to himself but wouldn't you think you know the queue I've been through the
queue three times already and I can't log right I mean that almost looks like
they were able to somehow do some damage or maybe it was caused by the
accident yeah they have been caused by the accident you know usually your
funneled into a lane to pay and so they do have concrete pullers and
and he may have rubbed up against that to try to get out.
Oh yeah, that could be the case too.
We all know parking structures can be tricky,
and if you don't know the parking structure,
that in itself causes a whole other element of unknowns.
But again, the driver is definitely getting slow, right?
He is going slow.
He's trying to get the time controlling this car now.
But now at this point, Bruce, you could potentially say
he can't maneuver much more likely, right?
likely right because the vehicle is disabled behind him and let the tire
heat up to the point where he's running on the rim well yeah the tire definitely
has deteriorated brain cells now he's bombed in with zero of those
vehicle he doesn't respond there were no brain cells on areas of the street so
they may just stay behind him let's integrate on its own and then let's
Okay, so we're looking at Devonshire and I believe I saw him
I mean if he didn't spawn him with zero, him smoking crack in front of the cops, definitely got rid of the rest of that.
405, so I doubt he's going to get that.
In the end, honey, brain cells before he started this, they're all gone from the crack.
That we're looking at. So again, the vehicle is not going to be getting up to high rates of speed anymore.
at this point we're just letting you know where this he was smoking crack in
front of the cops so he is going under the 405 should they had him on camera
smoking crack but just be aware that that's probably going to wrap up
pretty soon because the vehicles disabled no actually Philip I was saying
we're learning that's my son is gonna have a time they're gonna have to
navigate
rules in this area so they're going to go behind it, go around in the front.
So we're going to see Air 7 maneuvering so it can get back in position to take a look
at the car.
But of course when they have to do it, they do find that it's obviously very challenging
to get the cars right down that car right away.
But again that's what Air 7's doing.
Get back on them.
Because of the air traffic control requirements because of the airport right out there.
just so you're aware the vehicle is on Devonshire basically was underneath the
405 as calling I mean it's not new but I put up some new guns with the ACR the
Mach 10 little AK because the vehicle was so damaged now if that vehicle that
that can't really tell if that's the same one because it would have damage on
the other side is what we were looking at and but but it does look as if this
person is trying to drive right parallel to the 405 if that's them but I'm
surprised that they're able to even go that fast with no tire on the right side
and the Honda then. Lady that was not a run flat the tire came off the fucking
wheel what are we talking about? That thing came off of the fucking wheel.
actually using more drugs while he's driving, which is not a surprise.
We've seen that before.
We've seen people not a surprise at all.
He's consuming more drugs.
Not a surprise.
What are you thinking when you're watching this?
Because as a former law enforcement person yourself, you know that this.
I can't fucking hilarious.
W comes.
W fucking guns
Well now entering the freeway from Devonshire and back on so this is going to be be a problem for the commute
I said that was going oh the Fenders popping off the rear right rear fenders
Just popped off more in on the 405 freeway
He's going fast and he's got three wheels and this guy is
Smoking crack so they were on the 405 and then just got off of the freeway on to this particular
Smoking crack has three tires and a fucked up car. It might be surely this guy's not gonna crash
But it also could be maybe no he was he got on it Dick's Dickinson
Or Devon sure he got on it. So what did he get on now driving wherever he feels like going at this point?
Yeah, again, we're not really it doesn't seem like
What did he get on?
Oh shit with it doesn't seem like this person knows where they're going anymore
It looks like they're getting back on the freeway or is it not this this little area is tricky because they have a lot of
Yeah, they're getting back on the 405, but the 405 north. I
The south 405 again
So start a staying right where they ended up again like a little circle back on this Devonshire
street there on ramp. So again, this pursuit is one of those pursuits that I don't
know how this driver is going to continue to be able to maneuver this car without a back tire.
At that point, this back tire is going to go down to the side. It's just going to...
Dude, we're just thirsty as fuck for new games. All of a sudden it's now engaged.
There have not been any like new good games in so long. Everyone's just
horny as fuck for anything new that looks decent. We just want something
new. So many games have been rehashes of old games. Like it's just been like
COD25, you know, Battlefield 80, generic FPS shooter 24. Everyone just wants new shit.
is still engaged so he's able to at least propelled people that way but you
can notice how difficult it is to maintain that there's anything wrong with
those games it's just like people people just hungry as fuck for something new and
fresh under the influence and he's under the influence of methamphetamine and
you already have agitated adrenaline and so much unpredictability that I
don't think we can expect high on meth we can just wait and see running from
the cops in Los Angeles classic classic classic Friday afternoon behavior we have
a Honda Civic it's a little more lower profile vehicle being the tires are a
little more compact Honda's a front-wheel drive are they they probably are
right I would agree it but now having gone past the Roscoe exit so they're
getting southbound on the 405,
just this is something for people to be aware of.
So how do you get to the 101?
But now-
He's pulling the 180.
Turn it around.
And that is again-
Skar!
Oh dude, he's,
one day, oh shit, oh!
He's got the end of the pursuit
because he is turning back and on.
Oh, he's running.
I was about to start singing to Tokyo.
Oh, shit, he's, oh!
I was about to start singing one day,
if you know, one day to Tokyo!
not wanting to stop so the 405 is going to be shut down for oh come on I wanted
to see it under control there will take him into custody but for the commuter
dude I bet you they just slammed them into the wall the 405 is going to be a
mess until they can get that vehicle off the road because he turned around and
drove into oncoming traffic and basically into the officers what a
Remarkable ending right now Bruce. Oh, they cuffed him up quick. Yeah
Grandpa grandpa get back in your car Gramps. What are you gonna do?
Let's let's try to let everybody know
Get back in the car Gramps if we're saying that's it near normal holy airbags the airbags deployed on the airbags
It is going to be on the southbound side
Freeway, but it was a northbound
Why did he 180 on the highway?
I mean, I know crack is involved, but why did he...
Oh, shit, I'm in.
Hell, yeah.
All right, well, shit's over.
I'm in. Let's go, boys.
Perfect timing.
No. I'm in.
What about now?
Thank you.
So sorry.
So sorry in game.
I'm in.
You're in?
I'm in.
Are you in?
Glorix wanted to lead this. Yeah, let's do it.
Okay.
Loan time. Chase literally ended as soon as they got in the queue.
Hell, yeah.
That was smoking crack perpetually mid-chase
and then pulled a 180 on the highway
and crashed headfirst into a cop car.
How do we play this shit?
He crashed headfirst.
He did a 180, started Tokyo drifting his shit on the highway,
Go in the wrong way and then slammed into a cop car head on and then ran and got slammed into a wall by like seven cops
Walls hi, he's smoked all this crack before he got
To do a tutorial
Yeah, I didn't have to do that though. I didn't have to do that.
Thank you, Zaza.
Maybe because I kicked you out.
One day if you know. One day maybe in Tokyo.
When you see it, then you'll win it. Then you'll run it.
I started or like we'll make our own group in the same set.
Yeah.
Right, let's go.
Let's take the one. It's gonna be quick.
Back around me.
I'll be MCs who have turned up here looking to take control
Unfortunately for him nobody's willing to hold the place for very long
Where you coming?
I'll bring you a right way to try and sort out
Before you cut loose in the field. You've got some basic training to complete
Let me um, let me turn down my gamma a little bit
Let me turn down my gamma
Don't hang about here, mate!
Oh, wait a game that doesn't have 9 million cents it's it, wait, I have to actually turn
up my sensitivity in this game, no way.
Are you guys showing what server you're choosing or?
It doesn't matter, it's the hell of people.
It's not like, it's not like, if anything they're gonna come and just like, if they want to like, you know, team up or shit.
But I actually have to turn out my sense.
That's crazy.
So, Tony, are you doing uh, tutorial?
Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
Alright, alright.
Go on and sign.
Did you get to kill anyone, Ragus?
Oh
It's kind of fun it's kind of fun that everyone's like
Yeah
Play projected media
I
Wait is DLA a setting
Others DLA
Press unlock and check level hundred
We got killer in this mode. Oh, dude, I saw this
I feel like once you get that you're on kill equipment
What but I think your ergo is gonna suck though. You won't be able to move vendor
Select the primary of us select the AK select the magazine select an ammo type
Select the loaded magazine to purchase
and a ammo from the vendor.
I know you've done this before, but I need to save myself.
So, when you're ready...
Slow, ADS.
Shooting feels good.
A glass would.
A glass would.
In the dark in 300 foot.
Just give me a shot.
Okay, so you got...
You got pen?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
You could shoot him through this way.
Let me turn it myself a little bit more.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Go to the vendor and get some grenades.
Imagine you grab a backpack and all, you don't have one already.
Get some grenades, I need a backpack too.
Gear.
Okay, backpack.
Go and grab a grenade and the vendors are open.
Items, gotcha.
Oh, it puts it into my bag, okay.
Okay.
Now, take a grenade from slump four to attack west.
From it through the top window.
Good work.
Now, go back to the right and get yourself a helmet and some armor from the ADL selection.
A helmet and some... this is... oh, I can't even show the recoil because I have no more bullets.
Gear helmet armor.
Where's the chimp?
Oh wait.
Where's the chimp?
Oh wait, 10 kilograms, gotcha.
Phase 2.
Oh my god, he died.
He's bleeding out.
Oh, yep, yep, yep, rub him.
Make sure you rub him.
Yep, yep.
Heat him up.
Heat him up.
Oh, oh magic.
Oh, okay, give me the
Susie
Come here buddy, come here Christopher drop Christopher
Yep, yep, breathe that real quick sir breathe that
Good job, buddy
I'm sorry Chris. Sorry about that, Chris.
Did you guys remove motion floor and shit like that?
Wait, is it there?
Apparently, yes. I just turned it off.
Where's it at?
Can you give us your details?
Please, please, please, please, please.
He is going through a lot our end.
What's up, Josh?
Pee?
How you look, though?
Josh, you boom?
I see I get money we get score first team to a hundred wins and controlling
star
Hi
Where the fuck is motion blur
Motion blur disabled enter the yellow circle
Let's move on
and
I
Okay
And here
Give it up straight away is not waiting to move.
The journey from your spawn to the control zone is for time consuming.
Standing for a revive may not take your time out of your damage.
I'll keep you at 5 for longer.
Careful.
Now you've learned that dying is shit.
Let's get you back to full health.
Get over to the vendor and have a first aid kit from the final section.
Give me a first aid kit.
items first aid kit but I purchased heal myself there's my HP do you have it
like you have a like HP oh I guess it's just that half the half in there
Well, I want a big hammer.
I want a big hammer.
I have no idea I'm doing the tutorial.
Shambags, right
Sounds like rust that's one
Don't get a fad from the vendor.
Holy shit.
Okay.
I
Open the fob put this into three. Oh
Medium hammer
Yes, co-books.
Uh-huh. Bob the Builder.
Are we doing, Tony?
I'm building.
What are you building?
I'm being Bob.
I wish I had that.
It's done.
Feel free to leave the compound.
Check out the shoe in the vehicle.
I
Okay, I'm done the tutorial
We're yeah, yeah, all right
Yeah, we're going
We're running so you can't team up into a server and then we
Yeah, oh
All these have a hundred and I got damn
Go east 99
All right, yeah, I joined 99. I joined 99. I'm gonna go yeah go 99
With just 15 people in it
what's the we're going red well sure we can't be green we're going red yeah
we're going red did actually fill up fast yeah last time you should I can
fill up the giga fast like super fast what team red yeah red red and I'll
make us we're gonna get sniped why did we do this on camera wait dude it's
It's fine, man up dude.
We can kill them, what are you talking?
You good, you mate?
I'll get the shit out of you.
Get the fuck out of here.
Motherfucker, motherfucker, get down.
Whoa, shit.
Boom!
Let me get in in the fight.
Do you have a stamina or am I on a stamina?
I don't think so, no.
It's kind of like a PUBG battlefield feeling.
Yeah, it's definitely like a bit slower.
Yeah.
It does kind of feel like PUBG.
Yeah, like recoil-wise, yeah.
Join my squad.
Join my squad.
I'm going to join.
Escape.
Oh, there we go.
Who the fuck is second mate Nate?
I don't know. He let Lee's chill, I guess.
I locked it. I locked it.
What, Void turned off?
No, I think it's on. I think I have it.
Oh, hello!
Oh, hello!
Can I Void?
Hello!
Get it!
Oh, someone's screaming.
Hello!
Is that me?
Someone's screaming.
Tony, how you doing?
Wait, why do I have Void off?
He said that's totally like his feet.
Come on, we gotta go, we gotta go!
I'm already a boy.
Okay, I'mma use.
I'mma use right now.
I'm not your boy.
Yeah, I don't hear people boy but I'm sure you're off to the discount.
I don't know how to do that it's gone
Uh
well
That got zero dollars. I oh, I have ten grand
You get ten grand at first and then um, you more levels to get more shit
How do you buy more ammo of no storage space available, okay?
Yeah, get it back back to the buy it back back for like our
rig or whatever, and then you have to put the ammo which ones you want
Then either like click on the mag when it says mag ready and then it goes into your inventory
audio
What prox live I'll put device speakers. Can we buy your knees? I
I don't think so. Oh you can you can you can why don't I hear VoIP it's all on
I don't know maybe maybe I don't know
well
you curbs
I don't know what you guys are ready
I'm trying to figure out how do you play grenades
why don't I act, why is it not on?
Yeah, I don't have boy for some reason wait I'm so confused how do I like where's
My ammo count bottom right
Bottom right
It doesn't say shit
But I have to insert one. Oh, you're playing dragging it. Oh, what the fuck, okay?
Give the buy more mags or
Yeah, you'd the buy
Yeah, if I like I have three mags total all four mags one and gun three out
Like in your backpack
Yes, oh
Rager whatever I
Guess they're in my backpack
Okay, I see I got you. Okay
Remember to buy meds boys. I guess I like yeah, they stack up the five
Oh, okay, actually, do you have to buy the shit every time?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna die
But I'm sure I'm sure I can buy binoculars
Where the fuck is my vest wait so much you get smoke for days
Wait, but this game is actually such milsim
Wait, where do you see your vest?
with levels. No, it's already I can
have to connect to communication services. Communication
will be unavailable. Nice.
I can't buy it because my current thing is equipped, I guess.
I don't want the fuck.
All right, boys, this is going on. Thank you.
I can't buy meds. I guess I can't if I drop a
I
Fucking bandages oh, they like stack
Free money buy it buy it you know this file
Every time you scout players you get money
Wait, can we all fit on this definitely not got to pay for this shit?
I'll buy a car fucking
Well, you gotta buy it go wrong. Well, I just bought a car. I just bought a car
I guess this one is all right. There's mine. All right, Gloria. It's your driving
Wait, how'd you buy it? How'd you buy it?
That's not mine. This one has to be yours
Shop over here. Oh
Well, it's locked.
Well, I'm locked in the car, man.
I'm locked in, man.
I don't know.
I'll figure it out.
I got it.
I got it.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Oh, anybody can fucking get in there?
I'm in.
I'm in.
That's so gross.
Where's our boy here?
I don't know.
Fuck him.
We're going.
What are you?
I don't know who Nate is.
I don't know who Nate is.
All right.
Nate is here.
Okay.
Okay.
Yo, Glory.
Yo, yo, I can't drink the wine.
Yo, stay on the fucking road!
Bro, I can't multitask.
What are you doing?
We gotta go west.
Follow this road.
Follow this road.
Until you get to the ballset curve.
Keep following this road. Take a ride.
Take a ride up beyond the road split.
a riot we're going to go over that way and it's be a road that looks like a
ball sack wait wait you can't free look okay okay oh my god we're gonna fucking
die the game does look like that yes all right I just figured it out maybe I
turned up some digital live in some of shit things it's not like the most
five vibrant game for sure I turn up digital vibrant since more
colorful boys are in the circle so fuck it yeah who let this mother fucker
drive. I don't know. I think it's the ball. The sun is reflecting on his head. Yeah, I
know. I don't have a driver license. Oh, my dude. Oh, my. Oh, you took the wrong turn,
by the way. Oh, that's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Stay on the road or just go off-road.
Yep, that works too. This is good. This is good.
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
I like this. I got this.
Yeah, I like the grass. Yeah. Yeah.
It's a little bit faster.
This is good. Almost there. Yeah.
OK, well, I'll let you know when we can get out.
Oh, OK, I say we move like a little bit towards our team.
You see that big squadron over there?
That's where we want to go.
All right. To report here.
No, you go a little bit deeper, you go a little bit deeper, alright.
I see another car here, should we park next to it?
No, no, no, keep going, go like more left, go left.
What's smoking, how will you go to the left?
Stop, it was good, it was good, it was good, it was good.
Yeah, perfect.
And then we'll get out, probably at this upcoming road.
I think we should just get out now, I'm stuck.
Okay, I'll go, I don't want you to say that now because you drove on a fucking road.
How did you fucking manage that?
I don't know.
Is your sense like super low?
Uh, it's very low, dude.
Yeah, you can't turn it up.
What about your frames?
What about your frames?
My frames are good.
The game looks good.
Oh, I'm getting paid for driving you guys over here.
Oh, man.
My frames are not good.
This is good for what it is, to be honest.
We're out for me.
Oh, mine is running smooth as fuck, though.
I see
Tony that's your teammate man. Oh, we're red. We're red. Oh shit. My bad. My bad
Jesus Christ, that's not gonna kill the guy I fuck him
I
Just
I'm using red and shooting at all my friends sock
I'm fine right now. I killed over here. I killed this guy wait. They're looting my boy
No, I
Killed this motherfucker. No way
Wait, I'm dropping your
This guy no
Can you tell
Look at your scoreboard
fuck him on the scoreboard how do I put it in my backpack oh I got it this is
I'm topping everything down dude that's good what but he's got like no I
Tony got this gear that this grab this gear oh wait wait this guy's juicy
where's this content where's his max oh I got him on him oh my god oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Bind you mind you can you big ass?
Oh my god's reloading
Wait, I just dropped some eggs. I dropped two take those
My frames are ass what you have DLA on
All my shit is like normal
Actually, oh, I haven't touched anything.
I'm going to take DLAA off.
OK, right here.
On my ping.
Can you see my ping?
There's fellows up there.
Nebam.
You going to see it?
Wally, frame jet.
You going to see my ping?
Oh, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
I'm going to put 2x frame jet on.
I don't see anyone.
I'm going to smoke.
Yo, smoke, you got to get active.
You got to get a little bit active.
I don't know what you're saying, man.
I don't know what you're saying, man.
You got to get active.
I put frame jet on, and now it's good.
of the
All right, there's okay. This fellow's over this bridge over this bridge
War dogs is overrated. Nobody has a fucking opinion of the game. It just became playable
All right, I've honestly here. This is the one I see you bitching about bigger games and chat you're getting perma-band
No warning. I'm so tired of this game sucks this game sucks this game's overrated
What is this dress like shut the fuck up? Nobody fucking cares enjoy video games
You're a fucking loser if you bitch about every new game that comes out. I'm so tired of it
Okay, we're hugging that we're hugging the house right now, this is good
I have no fucking idea I've been playing for five minutes
Oh and zooms out your menu now we want to go to gold and yeah we want oh I'm bad I'm
Left to right, left to right, I'm head.
Pig, pig!
Right pig, behind this building.
Okay, I'm with you.
I'm flanking left, but like deep, deep or no?
No, right there.
Got one, got one.
You got one, you got one?
Ooh, we're getting shot from the right?
We're getting shot, yeah, we're getting shot at.
They got up top?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, up on the fucking building, dude.
dude yeah I see you shot two of them in the head
I shot two of them in the head what the fuck are they doing up there
I don't know I don't know I don't know that's not a guy whoever's shooting that
that's not communication. Jumper coming down jumper coming down
north ways
how do I get more ammo my mags
this game is a lot of recoil yeah it's good good it's good good
We're getting a lot of pairs that are north now
Check in this
Over there over there. I'm thinking with my pain. I'm looking and over here so much shot over here
I'm gonna close up close. I'm gonna be over here. I'm gonna be here
Why sprint toggle this kill guy?
I'm getting giga sniped. I'm getting giga sniped. Oh, I'm so cooked. I'm so cooked. I'm so cooked. I don't see that guy shooting you
I don't know. I think he's up top. I think he's up top here. Yeah. There are a lot of people in front of me. We're in a bad spot. We're in a bad spot. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. We should pull it back. We should pull it back a little bit.
They're repositioned man. I don't even know where the fuck you guys are
Where are you?
Is there like a oh, there's a crash. Is there a mag check I don't think so
Marker I'm pushing
That's like
Zero
Zero up in
Dammit
Yes, fine. Just play your life. There's fellas kind of
Guess one of me. I want to put like lean on toggle, but we can't do that
I'm gonna go all the way here. I'm gonna go all the way here.
Oh, I'm getting revived. I'm getting revived. I'm getting revived.
Can I put my shirt on toggle?
Uh, wait. You're lean? I think so.
Let me go through some settings.
No, it doesn't...
No, they're... oh wait, action be...
Oh, lean lean, may I say.
There's another page for it. It's not on keybinds.
I'm gonna toggle. Crouch toggle, lean toggle.
are you getting revived?
yeah
I'm not saying that, I'm actually getting revived
I'm on my way, I'm on my way
fucking gigarequil, god damn
I
Like I go
Have no ammo I have no ammo
Guys I'm behind enemy lines in the limo.
I'm on my way.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Yo, yo boys, I found someone who drives worse than me.
It's okay, it's okay.
How do I go fisticuffs?
What do you mean?
I have no fucking bullets, bro.
Talk, I'm sorry, dude.
I tried I tried
I got a lot to 1874 do I want to I got I have 26k
I got 24 bro, bro with that uh
I killed him with a fucking pistol
Good work, dude I have zero but I have three bullets
Oh, I think
I'm dead now
You like teammates gonna res me
Is he raising me actually like you was gonna raise me your chest more than your head
He's got a friend
Yes, oh he died
He died. He died. He died. He died. Yeah, I need to like get my senses so cooked. I don't know, like,
bro, I feel the same. My senses so cooked. I got like raisin or something. I don't know.
I want to get smokes
So Anna was a problem in this shit we had 24,000
Okay, my whole bag is my whole bag is motherfucking
But what is this vest even give me? Oh, it's like gives you like our buffs
Where'd you leave
But I leave no we get to unlock shit for 10 grand to get armor
Yeah, that's how this game works. You buy stuff. You level up buy loose ammo and pack
I don't think you can can you buy loose ammo is that a thing?
I think you could yeah, some people say you can. Oh, well fuck. I do that
I've got one hell of an offer for you, rookie.
Attachments, level f- okay, you have to unlock motherfucking everything.
Just click on the ammo?
I just got a fake voice.
But this just has mags.
Where do you do the ammo?
Yeah, it was a whole squad.
I killed one and then the whole squad showed off, dude.
Equipment.
I will say one thing I wish, but like.
I wish you could do just spawn closer to your boys.
Yeah, I agree.
I mean, but it's fine.
OK, so I'm clicking it and nothing's happening.
A little stroll.
I'll try to stay alive so you guys can be done with me.
Click it and nothing happens
Okay, you can buy loose ammo
over you
Said you honking at me
Where you guys
Driving to the zone
Trying to buy some bullets. How'd you buy a car?
There's a little base ran through the person you buy your guns for over here buddy
Oh, you're here
How much is a chopper? Oh
No, no, they got it. We're just gonna join. Oh shit. Yeah, my guy
Do I have a parachute or do I need to buy that?
You have to buy a parachute yes, we're fucking dead. Oh my wife's boyfriend is in the chopper with us
All right, we get this fella tons of money just chopper people
Change like my guy
It's like
Well, you're flying yeah, I want to chop up are you flying a Tony now?
Oh
Where's this guy taking us to oh my god, I don't think we're going well. We're upside down. Oh my fucking god. Oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Holy shit, bro
I guess we're I mean I'm trying to let him cook I'm trying to let him cook. Oh
He's cooking wait wait is he cooking? Oh my god, that's a tower. Oh my god. He's gonna
Oh my god!
Oh, fuck!
Okay, god damn it.
Well, yeah, I see where you guys is now.
I don't know how you guys made it up.
Wait, can you get those?
Alright, maybe I'm running really far.
That's not that far.
Well, on foot it's pretty far.
No, that's not that far.
Okay, I'm fine.
No, you're like a few hundred meters. You're fine.
Alright, if you say so, I'll try.
You got this shit. No, it's like a few hundred meters. It'll be there in like a minute
So fuck that guy he's flying us
Fuck that guy
Yeah, you're actually super close
You're like fucking 200 meters
well that is not 200 meters I'm looking at the map right now it's like 250 three on it
no I'm literally looking at it right now I'm looking at it too I make things are not adding up
no that's the broads literally you're so fucking close to us we are deep behind it wait what's
Tower one. Yeah, good. It's like that movie with Owen Wilson
Wait red team is we only have seven points our team fucking sucks
Oh Nate's got me
I'm rubbing my hands against your balls right now.
Oh my love, and a 10 HP.
You didn't see my screen right now.
Back at it again.
One bandage gives you 35 HP.
Hey, how you guys doing?
Hey, I'm back in here.
Oh, my game's actually looking colorful now. Let's go.
All right, yo, let's go to the cold
Oh guys wait, can I
I don't think I can
Let's go to cold area
We get double money in the gold zone
All right, we're like giga deep by the way like we're
Yeah, good, good, good, good.
Boys, I brought a hammer with me for our team.
It's our team is fucking seven.
You didn't get the expert, too.
Yeah, you like double click.
Did you change your life?
Mine's mine's just not a toggle.
No, it's a toggle.
You got to change that.
I might leave it on.
I don't know.
I leave it on for this game.
Seems like you do a lot of running.
Well, some attachments would be nice.
Yep, although actually I had a site for the AK that I picked up and it was ass. Yeah, there's guys right in front of us guys in front of us
2020 28 or 28 slow gentlemen slow like 28 right in front of us. Oh, this is where I died before
We need cover the horseshoe we need cover the horseshoe. There's a guy
On the ridge
No, it is not
I
Used to look at it. They're fucking shit. I
Wish I'm closer. Is it toggle to the whole breath now told
Coming from that tower
Oh
Shit oh, I'm getting good. Yeah, there's got far. There's got far
In this warehouse in this warehouse follow me gentlemen, I need to be like all fucked up
Dad
I got it. I got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. You have right in front of you guys.
All right. I'm funny. Oh,
Come on. So I figured out the ammo packing you press C over your your mags and your or just press C in your inventory and it packs your bags. Your loose mags.
Okay, there's a reload button. Sprint while you're reloading.
Oh, I just pissed on a guy! He was lurking! He was lurking!
Pissed out!
Wait for me! Wait for me!
Here, he's pissed on me.
I gotta heal up.
Oh, come from the tower. There's a guy coming from the tower.
Chad, where's this guy? Killed.
But do the bodies disappear?
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm in the tower.
Shoot me. Oh, god.
Oh.
Loot him. Loot him. Frag it, certificate.
I'm holding you.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
If you die, I loot you.
Don't worry.
I like that. I got you. I got you. It's my last bandage. Oh, he's an a cave too. And he is.
Oh, he has a revive as well.
I'm down. I'm fucking down.
Did you drag the dead body? No, you can't. No, I don't think so.
Okay, we got a revive. We have quick revive. We have quick revive now.
Okay, glorious. I say, yeah. Are you good? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Okay, let's go down life. Let's go down life.
Don't get shot on the tower!
No, no, no, no. Only down there, Glorious.
I'll give that to you.
Leave Tony to die. Leave Tony to die.
No, no, no, no, Tony!
We're going in. We gotta take the tower.
Okay.
Be close to coming.
I was-
Oh my god, they're all- dude, they're all- oh my god, they're all on the tower.
They're all on the tower. No, I have 20 HP.
I'm looking at all the other- are we on top?
No, no. I keep pressing control to crouch and it's
Dude, should we go into the tower?
Yeah, no, we should go
My marker my marker
Should we three two one them?
Go go go creep left creep left stay low stay low. We gotta try. I got you guys have heels
Yeah, yeah, we got we got we got
We found the glass.
Oh, I'm gonna get oh, I'm dead. Holy shit. I got red shit. Oh shit
There's a resuscitator here. Well, I see a guy on the stairs
Got in the window
I
Me at the tree. Oh my god, wake up. He's pushing towards you. He's pushing towards you
He's going towards you. I'm looking was my scope. We don't have that shit unlocked. I'll see him
Right in between me new at a tree been a fan
I'm dead I some cover I'm on events
Oh
Amur died yeah, we're done good our team sucks man. What the fuck
Everyone our team
Yeah, I was cooking I'm cooking out here. We're only we're only people in the fucking zone
my concern with this game right now is that if people if you join like late and
people have gig of stuff like I feel like you're fucked yeah like a mat like
what happens when someone has a crazy tank I agree you know I guess we're
I
Keep being errors. It's like can't connect to communication service or some shit
Okay, I'm ready. Let's go
Helicopter, you wish good a hell of chopper. How do you get?
hacking ammo
Loose ammo top right?
My bobcats, it's my bobcats. I want I want to drive
I want to try to buy a helicopter. I just bought a helicopter pocket
I'm gonna bobby cat
Uh, where should we go when I circle around for that tower?
Let's go around.
Where's the helicopter at?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know how to start the engine, though.
Okay, you drive.
I'm in a quad right now.
I'm going.
Unlock it.
Unlock it.
Hit L.
That works.
Hit L.
Can you spawn on it?
Can you spawn on it?
Oh you guys are taking oh my just a chopper. Yeah, yeah, we are
I wanted I want to drive a little bit. Get my get my wheels
I
Nice fucking landing let's go
All right, we need to insert in the rear and then enter
oh where team has the circle let's go
should we land with our boys oh in the gold circle go to the gold circle yeah
and I guess we have I guess we have a fob as well so we go ahead we can land in
the red square land in the red square and then we'll just move in boys you
guys are talking like I know how to fly you're fine you just landed doing
great you're doing great how do we use the parachute?
where'd you buy one? yeah oh maybe i should have bought one yeah what is jump out are we
popping flares what is going on yeah i just tried it he just did it for fun oh great now
if we get a rocket we're fucked no we're chilling he's chilling should i just land here um i don't
know i'm up there yeah oh my we're in the cold we're in the circle yeah oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck?
What are we doing?
Okay, level it out, level it out!
Oh my god, let me shot at it!
Oh my god!
Glory, glory, glory!
Fuck you god damn it, glorious!
You probably hold S to descend, just so you know.
Just so you know, I think you hold it even and then you hold S and you don't move your
mouse.
Dude, we have something pissed nearby, they can get us out of here.
I'm getting raised right now.
No, I like it.
Oh my wife's boyfriend is reviving me!
Yes!
Yes, dude!
Yes!
You guys jerked me off!
now I have to use my bandages.
I bought some sex on purpose.
Yeah, it's good.
It's quick landing around the boys.
So like quickly.
Oh, yeah, I like that.
I like that a lot, actually.
Yeah, yeah, 10 HP in a dream.
I love that.
It's actually really good.
Love that.
Gentlemen, that was great.
Wait, did you lose money for that?
You lost money for that?
I oh yeah I went down 11k hold on
I just got rough
You got fucking rough
To the gold circle
Man let's get that money dude
Man I live up to the 5k
Let's get that money dude
Get in
What?
Are there people nearby? Who should?
Oh, I hear someone die. Someone's right next to us right? I think yeah, there's a guy in his house in this house
I don't know I heard him shoot though. I'm going inside which house right in front of us
Or is that our teammate she's fucking around
All right to the vehicle. Yes back to the vehicle and the gold circle
The teammate she knows I think so
All right
That's cute. Can I shoot in the car? Oh, okay. In front of us in front of us right at the top of the hill
Oh
Tell them pussy
Well now we hold the zone
We're pushing for the yellow one right wait why can teammates loot my fucking kills?
Yeah, I don't like that. That's my that's my shit
I just pissed on a guy that's hiding in a goddamn dandelion
Oh vehicle?
Alright, that's our teammate
I gotta heal
Wait
I'm going in the goal
Careful, there are all those dandelions, careful
Oh, you guys are down there, I'm going up the hill
Oh, I just fucked on someone dude
Holy shit, he got shot on
Yeah, fuck that guy
guy oh this guy has a ball T with the skull teammate just died in the tower
oh conscious us north west for the tower on the other side yeah he's a guy
in there shit killing everybody what he's kill us not west he's killing our
teammates did he die the fuck is this radar tank I know there's a lot of bushes
they were careful these bushes bro all these dandelions I guess I'll go up to
the old zone I'm in the old zone I'll come with you
I
Got here
Whatever sunflowers, I don't know same shit
Take this number of I'm gonna hold me right now content. I'm only on 8.6 K and dead
Is her a sniper to you I think there's a sniper in the
Killed the guy killed all me
I
Think over here
So we're gonna like quickly shit I think
Is there
We're going to have a long armor.
Our shots over here.
There's a guy turbo cranking 90s on our team over here.
Yeah, this game is like hard to see shit in.
Yeah, I think it's a little bit.
It's very gray.
It's very.
I'm going to be here.
I'm flaking them.
Oh
That's melee
You're done. Yeah
Careful they're like in the middle of the camp. Oh, they're pushing our shed in. Oh, we're getting fucked in there
I got oh, oh, I got to go kill you and I got killed
Yeah, I'm getting back out of this.
I'm creeping, yeah, I'm creeping, I'm creeping, I'm creeping.
There's a lot.
I'm getting up.
Someone is reviving me.
Oh no, no, no, no!
Let's catch you guys.
Don't go where I went.
wait you can buy shit inside you guys play your lives I messed up
did you guys see that you can you can buy ammo
wait really yeah there's like a shopping cart so you see it on the map oh
nice
oh shit this is my last bank oh we could you don't pack ammo I forgot dude there's
But there's two dead bodies by that tank. I killed them
There's like two dead bodies over there. Oh, no
Oh the fucking inventory so laggy
So we're gonna shot in the back
Well, he's gonna die
Well, there's people in here in here
Just talking shit
Right under me, I just saw a guy
Yeah, yeah shit I saw more though
I'm gonna swear I see more appear somewhere
There's a guy right next to me. Yeah. Oh, there's like two guys. They're all over. I would hit like seven fucking hit markers and nobody died
Damn, I almost killed that guy
Who's nearest is that Nate I
I think I'm just gonna respawn. Yeah, I'm gonna respawn. Wait, wait up. Dude, I almost turned on that guy
Hold on I gotta buy gear. Oh you're coming. Yeah, I just went on a fucking rampage
Dude, I just unlocked the armor and a helmet now. Is there like a buy before is there like a buy previous loadout type of shit
Yeah, my market armor helmet at 40k
All right boom
Go go go go go!
Oh, Rebuy's bottom left. Oh, you can Rebuy.
Alright!
Oh, can I buy sights?
I don't know.
Uh, not in...
How do you crash into a...
I tried to get it to go home.
Okay, we're gonna go...
We're gonna go up here.
Where's up here?
Up there!
We're on a two-seater.
I might be able to unlock a site. I don't know I should have looked
Or we're gonna go up here, and then we're gonna move in to the south actually with the gold circle moved
But it seems like there's a lot of fighting at that tower. What's the point of the towers?
Wait, there's there's crates that is resupplier you buy shit there
You buy supply
Why is gold
Tony you're wearing this shit down. It's just shaking like crazy shit in ass shaking and create like what are you doing back there?
This is beautiful
I
Drowning towers. Hey, you win the game if you activate the tower you can magnet the yellow zone
Towards you. I see you guys on the yard. Oh, so we want the towers it pulls the circle to us
I want a slightly crank. Thanks for three years
Bro, Sun is going down, Sun is set, the moon is set, and I'm talking about the hell we
got from the back mountain.
Yeah, man.
You and your war dogs all alone on the mountain.
Yeah, look at that.
Look at that.
Holy shit.
See, we're going up there, Tony.
We're going to have a good time.
Okay, where the fuck are we?
We're going up there, so we're going to have a good time.
Take us to the Tawa.
Tina's dying.
Oh wait, I wonder what's up?
I'll see if we get out there.
I think that might be a sniper tower we can sit in.
Yeah, probably.
Well, no, I think it's just, no. I think it's like the play zone moves.
Oh, there is a base up there. That looks sick.
Yeah, well, I think it's just like the play zone can be in different areas of the map.
Yeah.
So like it's here right now, but it'll be somewhere else another day.
Yeah, that's sick.
Honestly.
Oh, look, there is a base up there.
At the top.
I'm on the road, bro. I'm on the road.
How is he catching up to us, Fragas?
Step on the goddamn gas.
I'm doing some sightseeing, man.
Step on the goddamn gas.
I am. I'm going as fast as I can go.
I'm just doing some sightseeing.
I'm just saying, whenever you get out, whenever you get out, so I think the game will change, bro.
Do I have gas? No, but...
I don't really need it.
Alright, what do you want to get out?
Um, I had it pinged.
I was gonna say, like, up here and then we move into the tower.
I'll say the app now.
Yeah, I will say there's a lot of travel when you die back to the zone.
Yeah.
Yeah
These nice little beautiful sunflowers
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
I have died three times the teammates blowing me up.
me up wait I lose money when I die minus 16 under when I die wait did I just lose
money
well I lost money for dying okay the friendly the friendly fire shit this game
Is they there's too much?
Your teammates can basically just kill you and then you lose all the shit that you just paid for if no one raises you
That's a load up okay, so the negative is load up profit and loss I see I
We just go down here. Yeah, all right careful. This is where all the fellas were
How much do you think you have Tony?
To the gun side there's a lot of people that we should go around right go around right. Oh, yeah, wait Frank. Is he dead?
I know yeah
All right
I get we want to get some elevation in the middle. I think
The guy
Well, they fucking know we're here
I fucked him up
I had to reload
Oh I'm gonna die
Yeah I know I'm dead I'm dead I had to reload
There's so many fucking people there
Holy fuck there are so many fucking people
There's so many fucking people in there
Holy shit
Not to use the other gun
There's a rebuy last load up
Let's go again
Oh, I can buy a site, but that's like fucking sucked
No, yeah, yeah, don't buy that sound wait till you like level up. Let me know we can get a muzzle brake
Okay, yeah, I just got it
No
I don't have a yeah, it's all about eight
All right, I bought it a quadrucent
One back to that tower that should pop it
Getting good all right, we're headed to back to the tower
This is not an extraction
It's like it's basically
What what is going on yo, it's basically like arm our king of the hell
Basically arm a king of the hell turned into a game
Oh, yeah
What are these physics drop dude? I'm on two fucking wheels. Yeah, you talk about my driver. No, that's called
Maybe we should stay on the road
Yeah, I agree
Well, I was driving on this to it. You were shaking the goddamn pack of the
Buggy whatever
We have a boost we don't have a boost I
Got no boost. I don't think so. I know a shit house. I could make shit, but it worked
All right, we gotta we gotta get okay. I think
That place is a little bit off limits if you want to push that tower we have to go left side not right
There's a lot of people on the right side
So you don't feel like the word those guys were in the car. They were to push from that side
it needs it but there's a lot of travel especially especially when there's
friendly fire like your teammate can kill you and then you have to fucking do
this over and over like
but isn't there something you can build like a build spot?
yeah can you? yeah
I
Where the fuck is that
And then what we've to put it down is it the fog yes
How much money is that there?
I don't know I liked well I got 5k left so I don't know
Oh
Are you this
Bro, I got why are you like fucking people yeah?
Oh, I'm not sure
All right, Tony, I see the left left. We're like right here at the zone actually yeah
other people they're fighting
Right in front of us. I know his teammates. I don't I can't tell her sweet goddamn
Son some sound that's too many people here boys. I
Can't get out this one
Yeah
Yeah, what the church? Oh
Oh my god, there's 20 people!
Oh fuck!
Fragus, there's like 20 people at that fucking church in front of us.
There's like 20...
There's like 20 fucking people.
Take me to the flowers!
Take me to the flowers!
Dude, I swear to God, they have a base
in that fucking church.
There's 400 people, I swear.
There's a guy fucking up close to us.
They have to have like a spawn or something in there.
I guess you gotta hold this. I'm reviving Tony. Yeah deployed player says to the fuck
Well, bro, I just got paid for reviving you bro. Yeah
Dude, there's so many
this guy is a pro to the grass over your left. I'm gonna get Mikey. I'm gonna get Mikey.
I'm getting fucking shot from the church. The church is fucking me up. We need to
go around. We need to get around somewhere. I gotta get Mikey up. Don't leave Mikey behind.
Fuck Mikey. Let's go. No, I gotta get Mikey up.
I
Yeah, these like 20 round mags are not cool. They're not fucking cool these 20 round mags
I'm calling this tower on the right
Oh shit, Sherlock!
Oh, I'm on you, Scotty!
No one?
No one as well.
Oh, and the bushes are in front of me.
Can you get the shot?
I have no ammo.
I have no ammo.
There's a guy in the bushes in front of me. I can't fucking see him.
Yeah, I know him!
I
Oh my god, he won't fucking die
He's hiding in the fucking bushes over there
Maybe I don't think he died though
I'll push them
This guy's got binoculars and show he's still there. Okay, dude. He's in the bush little on the left on my body
They were 71 months
Thank you so much brother
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay, how do I get to you guys around?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I just killed a guy.
Oh, dude, there are so many people everywhere.
I have to heal. I'll try to get to you guys.
I kind of like the whole like looting the enemies for shit.
Yeah, there's a guy going to you. There's a guy going to you.
Yeah, there's a couple people coming at us.
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna just hold it down while he resists it does
There's a rest to see there's a rest to see right by man a dead body
I'm fucking slaying out here
I'm warm
I got tangles, I got tangles on me.
I got fucking tangles!
Yeah, hold on, Tony, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I got fucking bullets!
Why am I reloading?
Can you guys hear me?
I just reloaded three fucking times and then reloaded.
penis
Okay, please rub your hands like that on my penis. I know I love max
Yeah, we're stuck in this crate Tony
Oh my god, oh my god, what's out here?
Shit there this sunflower field
I'm coming for me. I'm coming for me.
I'm like hiding cover. Got him.
No, they're the church. Inside the church. The door right here. I need heals. I need heals.
I killed a bunch of dead people around me.
I am optic. Them fucking optics sucks. The other one sucks.
We're surrounded. We're surrounded, brother.
We're surrounded, brother. Lock it.
I got you I got you I'm with you I'm with the chorus
Who's alive I got sniped I'm alive
Yeah, can you get me?
I'm coming. I'm trying to come in.
Help me.
Come on, Tony.
Help me.
Oh!
I'm getting shot at, Tony. I'm dying. This is it.
No, just go put her on the rest.
I wish there were smoke grenades we could use.
It would actually be fucking amazing right now.
the
old picture hands on the universal, all of the world, you know those got their hands
, you know those days,
and I had a lot of people died around in the
I need to hammer
I need to find ammo
I'm loading mags
I have bandages, I don't know about ammo
I got swap guns, I got swap guns
I'm healing
No, I'm dead, someone ran up
No, no, oh fuck, he saw me
I'm coming, I'm coming
I'm coming
Oh fuck
Bro, I'm standing up
Oh my god, I'm coming
Oh my god
We gotta hide in the fucking bushes. He's rising me.
We gotta hide in the fucking bushes.
We're there, we're there, we're there. Everyone!
They're all around us!
The enemy is upon us!
Why do we have seven fucking people in the zone? That team sucks a dick!
I don't know, I don't know!
Oh, I can tip you for wrestling?
Give him a tip, give him a tip, give him a tip.
Dude, I give you a tip?
Hey hey hey you meds.
I have three bandages.
Well I made 20...
20,000 dollars this room.
You need a little...
I'm at 14.
Hey, you have a fucking...
You got all your fart gas.
Give me a medicine.
I gotta loot the bodies.
Oh my god.
Yo, BD word!
Get your big ass over here.
Give me some heals.
Dude, don't need to get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna fuck out of here.
Okay, I'll give you a...
Fuck!
There's 20 fucking people come from the church
We're in a blunder we're literally in a blender. Oh, I'm dead
Holy shit, Tony
Reload
We're all dead and there's like 70 fucking enemies on us
I'm giving up there's a million enemies you just never
Balakrino, thank you for the five gifted subs
Then I got 40k
A lot a lot of motherfuckers I killed a lot of motherfuckers
I can get a K-47
There's a lot to a K
Yeah, 74 there's 74. Okay, sell a gun
Maybe buy everything can I like sell a gun how do I get rid of a gun that I have?
spend money to make you move you move you move oh my god it has a 30-round mag holy
fuck yeah hold on I got my my kid fuck hold on I gotta buy my kid relax
I gotta buy my kid holy fuck a 30-round mag no way right click the solid I try that
Oh, I finally got a side boys. I finally got a side yo there's a walking track. It's a walking
trash can what is this a recon no I have one dude come on dude what are you
guys what are you guys doing oh shit wait we're in this John yeah fuck it let's
It's not letting me in it's not letting me in
Get in you're in
What the fuck did you just say to me this is a mobile spawn point this thing
What the hell did you say to me Jerry
Yeah, fuck Jerry. Yo, I will start chanting
is it this thing's a mobile spawn point is that true
our team sucks
dude green has fucking 86 points
oh we're gonna lose like crazy we're fucked
we're so fucked we are
gigafucked we were gigafucked we're fine
Tony. Oh my God, I got to do something.
Dude, was you actually forgot to turn the point, dude?
I'm telling you, it's not it's not turning it on.
It's that the like it's just broken.
Yeah, this is like very, very slow.
This is this thing is going about.
Oh my god.
Like 10 miles per hour.
Hey, uh...
Alright, well I need to get down. I were good.
That's good. And is that fixed or not?
Fixed.
Okay, driving even 39 months.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, we are...
We're playing... oops, we're playing stalker a bit later and I was having issues downloading it, so I'm downloading it now.
We're downloading it now. You know, this is like a new stalker tube DLC.
we'll see
Dude this thing is slow
I mean we're close but
Yeah, I think so our team that dude we have five people in the circle blew us 37 people in the circle
How many people are on our fucking team?
I
We're in a walking dumpster
I think we're gonna get out of this and get fucking hose though
Should we go?
Should we go?
Should we go?
Alright, he don't drive us.
Drop us off here and drive him.
Drop us off here.
I just jumped out.
Alright, where do we go?
To the blue tower thing, I guess?
Is that actually a spawn point?
That's shit.
I think so.
I think it's squad.
But there's squad.
Well, we lose to the green tower.
Where is that?
Is he on the map?
Oh, that green tower.
Oh, now it's flashing.
I think it's getting taken over by green.
Close, close left.
Close left, close left.
There's so many trees behind us!
There's shots, there's shots.
Oh, I'm dead, I'm killed, I'm dead.
There's the heligots and the flowers across the street by my body.
Oh my god, dude.
I just got here.
Hello.
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm gonna save you.
a lot of people that we have a lot of people
I'm going to save you guys
I'm being raised it doesn't look like okay I'm being raised I'll be the rest
I guess you're not coming up
I live. Do you think I just go next? No, where are you? I'm alive. I'm kind of close. I'm kind of close to the tower. Oh, are you way up there?
I think I just go next, and respawn on you guys.
Yeah, the AK is so much fucking better.
Oh yeah, it hurts.
I mean, it's hard.
Well, yeah, it's hard.
It's hard to say I have fucking bullets.
I hate the- do you guys get like how a lag when you're getting in and out of your inventory?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, our team is getting fucking armed.
in this tower is not going so well.
What a fucking helicopter shooting us.
Listen, we were actually I pushed the field across the street.
Listen, we get back up.
We're going slow.
I want to get so much money
There's a guy right on top of my body right in my body
Nice nice. I don't know if I hear another one. Can't tell
There's a game. Uh, it's good. I like the gameplay a lot, but
the whole like unlocking shit and like people have way more stuff to do and like
if your team sucks this might be a terrible experience I don't know but I
do like the game like the gameplay is good well like I can see probably when
people have a gig of money and unlock hella gear like it's probably becomes
is an issue. Yeah, I'm packing my bags. Because I can imagine if you, someone gets
It's like a shit tank.
No, no, I don't avoid it.
Mine's busted.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's busted for me.
The gameplay is good though.
It feels good, like the shooting and everything.
It's nice.
There's a lot of recoil, guns are punchy.
Time to kill us quick.
Is that all shooting?
There's people over here.
Dude, there's a guy right in front of us.
Why'd you kill him?
Yeah, he was right in front of us, bro.
There's people like across the street.
Yeah, Tony, you need teammates?
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
We have had giga dead teammates right here.
I'm going back.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Where you guys at?
I'm brazing like the 80 dead guys over here. I'm up 8600 this life.
Where the hell is that? In this field. That is fuck.
Am I doing them? I'm rubbing them. I didn't even get any fucking money for that.
What?
Push on the tower.
Alright. I'm back fellas.
Alright. I'll tell ya.
Back to the tower we go.
To the tower.
We win the fight?
I think we did against us.
Yeah, but blue is eating ass in here.
How do we take this tower?
Oh, we're getting shot at over there again?
I don't know.
How do we control a tower?
Oh, it's here you can control it I see where I'm at. That's how you can hack in the it says hack in progress
Oh
I
Got a hacker man so much is done across the street
I think we have to own it
I'm getting up on the tower dude
Shots down here
You're alone, Tony
I'll come with you Tony, this guy is far, far, far, far, far
Yep, yep, yep, that's what I'm doing after
I don't know what I even tried to shoot, why am I even trying to shoot that guy?
I don't know what I'm doing, Jesus Christ
Yeah, I don't know why you're trying to shoot that guy
That's what I said
Why am I not reloading?
It's like a sprint thing
I
Tell you our glories like up here in front. I kind of next to his left
Okay
Big and audacious it is
Okay, that's that was the guy that's guys kill them
I'm gonna move across the street Tony
I haven't seen the destruction yet. This was the destruction
Oh my god, what is that? Oh, I'm out of I'm out of bullets now fuck
same
I'm like I have ammo, but I'm out. Why is there a green castle here? Oh
Fucking thing
What can I do about this I respond I think it's a respawn. Yeah, I
I can't do anything to look across the street
There's another one close to me
Oh my god Jesus Christ
I
Oh
Fuck me off go peak. Oh, I killed the guy that I killed that guy in the building. I got a guy building
Oh
Go more people in there
Oh
Oh ammo
I
Was that no audio my gunshots
I'm gonna pick over here on my pig right here players. Okay. I know right here in right here. There's where else
That's gonna work for the skipper tribe. I like that. I'm gonna have on shit
I think I fucked it up. I think I fucked it up. No that was a good name. Yeah it was.
Oh you fucked, oh I saw a different grenade. I saw a different grenade.
Glory that was a good name don't you think? I saw a different one you guys I think I
I fucked it up, I saw a nade blow up and I was like, no that was good!
I just got a gun, I was like, what?
Oh good, oh good.
Tango, tangos, tangos in front of us.
I think I'm getting the hang of it, I think I'm actually getting the hang of the flow of the game.
I'd say.
like tactical and shit yeah they're
little tax only can't just like straight
W I have a fast yeah you die hell of
motherfucking fast we get we're gonna go
up to the zone let's go zone yeah yeah
we have 30 the dirty bodies we get
double oh I'm gonna shut up fuck I don't
know where this building
fuck oh fuck I'm dying if you can see a lot I keep getting shot I don't know how
fuck you keep seeing me I'm good I'm good I only have no no that's no
Oh
You killed me fuck dude
Oh, you got him you got him you got him you got him. Yep, dude. I fucking head shot him do we ate that?
I'm getting ready right now
I
Need study bandages
I think I think people over here
And people in this building I think
Well this guy's healing we do I got him fucking medic. Let's go
Right seems actually bouncing back
But we are
All kind of sort of
Dude, I'm up 30 K on this life. I'm cooking
Three percent
60 K
36 I mean I was poor
Grand thank you, bro. I'm liking it now
That's is that a green check. Oh, I
Don't
Oh
This guy in here in here
There's a lot of guys in there this is how it goes this is how it goes
Oh
It's a fucking lady me I can't shoot I jammed what are we talking where you can jam I gonna says
I like
Nice nice nice
I think it's expensive. I don't know. We only have we only have a shit gear to use
We only have really shitty gear to use so everything's cheap right now. I'm sure that good stuff gets really expensive
Oh, I'm not going anywhere
Let's take it. Let's take it.
Anyone mag? Anyone mag?
I'm all out.
I dropped one. I dropped one.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Tony, I'm going to you all over here.
No, we got this shit.
Hello.
Oh, my God.
I just spawned outside, okay?
I have no meds.
way we got a clear gentlemen we got a clear we got a clear no beds okay with
these guys I love you
yeah his point is broken
Tony this guy likes her cock and he likes my cock yeah nice he said nice he
a nice thank you if you like sirs to just like I I have a improved I haven't
improved explosive device improvised explosive ice that probably says
improvised ragas we like that bandages wait you guys ready for this and we're
Back up back the fuck up back the fuck up back the fuck
Glorious, I would not be staying there for you. You're gonna kill everybody. I want to get out of here
Oh, he's gonna try it. Okay. Wait, you're gonna literally kill all of us
You're gonna kill all of us you have a fucking IED good luck gentlemen
We're out litter all dead. Oh, we're not done. Nice.
That's pretty cool. I just want to see how it works.
I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have
boycotted all the loot. I should have straightened out the strand and put it on the, give
me all the loot or we're all going to die. Come on, man.
We are boy died make died outside. Yeah, I think he jumped out the window
I'm pretty sure I jumped out the window.
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go, I got ammo and shit.
I got a little bit of ammo, I got a little bit of ammo.
We need some more colors.
Did we loot the chopper?
I got armor, I got armor.
No, I don't think we did.
I don't know how long that shit's going to stay there for, but we got to win.
They have 87.
We got to be green.
Yeah, let's go just kick our ass
Look we have this like castle now, what does that mean? Oh, I'm gonna show them the right
Just castle why is this a castle
What do you see the castle on our map this red ship the red one the red squared we like took something over
Yeah, that's ours. We hacked it
Yeah, what does that do?
Can we buy more ammo here?
We can buy more ammo, no?
That's the case?
Can we hack this?
Oh, maybe.
No.
Oh, we get caught?
We get caught?
We get caught.
I think you can in this middle part right here.
I was just out of it.
I gotta change the music.
What are we talking about?
That's rap.
What are we doing?
build up fortifications around the mountain
you guys inside army on me?
it sounds like there's people below me
oh my pig right there
what I gotta do bud?
Good shaker comps
I can't shoot
Well, I just shut mailing I hit him in the back of the head twice and he didn't
The hot
I got on your roof in front of us on the top of the room be careful with this guy's fucking spawning on me. What the fuck?
What am I hearing?
Those teammates I have a knife I don't know. Oh
think I do
No
There's there's a wall on the roof. Yeah, I know I'm working. I'm working. I
Know the head I have in the head. Oh
I
I'm taking this shit. I'm robbing them. I'm robbing robbing robbing
Well, how are you guys?
I'll be the front lines
Somebody shooting out here
At that guy
That I'm slamming I'm slamming I'm trying I'm slamming
Does your shit lag every time you go in another venue I'm actually fucking digging this game right now it's cool
It's cuz a frame gen or some shit
I
Was that one beat five minutes right now
Let's get home so
But that guy
That guy killed the medic, he's dragging his boy.
What do you hear guy?
Yes I do.
Hey pack mags.
I am in the fucking Alamo right now, you guys need to get here.
No, I got my well, I'm getting assaulted by the goddamn. I don't even know it's like the fucking Mongolian army is assaulting my house
Well, I think I've formed a lot of money. Oh, yeah, we pay definitely this
I
Did I shut the guy in the fucking face, bro, I died I wait no, I'm not lagging because
a lot of decent rundown at
how's the game made on?
it's good, it's good, it's good
how do I, I don't have a little bit of salt
well, you guys should have been with me
I have 100,000, 100,000 monies
no, you were cooking
I saw it, I couldn't get over it
we were trapped
I hope you spent wisely
can I get a bigger bag?
nothing?
alright gentlemen, I got a big car
Which one's you is you is a free car
Oh, I'm coming
Gentlemen
Red dot to buy now. Yeah, but it sucks
It's a shitty red dot. I picked up a guy's gun that had a before and it was it was dog. Yeah
It was dog shit
I think we got some stuff because we are playing stalker to win a little bit
I
Paced oh wait. I think green's gonna win guys. Yeah, they've been fucking yeah, we got absolutely cook this game
But honestly for like our real first game
Not too bad, bro. Lamar you got 37 kills. Yeah, dude. I've been doing this shit
Dude, I'd be I'd be out here doing this shit
That was kind of like 37
I died a lot
But that's fine. I'll be doing it
Um, oh we have next round. He was waiting here. Fuck it. Yeah, let's go
Okay, I'm fine you
The leader I'm scrolling. What are you talking about? What are you talking?
Yeah, I'm like it literally right there. Okay, so I I'm going by kills. I'm going by kills. I'm
Listen listen
I it takes me it takes some time. Well, let's go. Uh, what color is what should I go like green or blue or?
I'm down for whatever dude. I don't want to be red anymore. Let's be blue. Let's be blue or green
Be blue choose
What blue?
Yeah, it'll be blue. It'll be blue
Boom, Louise. Uh, I'll make the party. I guess. Oh
I kind of fuck with these vibes here. See these oh
Oh, that's like a nice, oh, look at these
How long does that match? It was long
That match was long as fuck did I have a hundred and sixteen thousand dollars join my squad join my squad
How do I do that?
escape escape
Oh
Grisby doll. Oh my god. There's a lot of people joining the squad actually to be caring
I don't know. I think you're close though. Isn't that good thing? Well, to an extent.
Oh, my God, that's a lot of players.
All right, we're locked.
Can I purchase a vendor during ready up phase?
I'm going to take a pass.
John, be back on.
Yeah.
What do you think so far, Prius?
It's slower than expected, but I kind of like it.
It just I have to get.
I'm kind of understanding how to like the flow of the game is going. Yeah, it's not bad. It's pretty fun so far
I'm having a good time
I like I like the purchase system
I like I like because I getting kills gives you like how long dope I mean. Oh, yeah, sure like because you just like
Giga stack up everything
How do I get a salt level two or level 22 never mind? I was gonna buy this scope. I need a scope
Oh, I just got a hell of a big backpack, bro.
on the ready-up phase from the game game I yeah okay can you rejoin I mean I
I can try but I doubt it.
Well, eventually I'll let you win surely, right?
Well, it was, I forgot my server, I think I forgot my server was.
Wasn't it 90 something?
99, no?
Yeah, it was 99.
We're ready to go back out and start the server.
Go back out?
Oh, yeah, let's see if you could join because we're gonna we're gonna have to wait regardless like
I did I need so we're gonna have to wait regardless like if we all back out
I mean a car that guy's got big ass truck. Oh, yeah, this one
Oh, it's full though wait this one is so many this one is five towers in the zone
There's five fucking towers in the zone oh my god, I see that
Wait, are you gonna queue the money is saved between sessions I kind of wish that wasn't the case
Like, I feel like that might be kind of weird, like it's kind of weird.
But yeah, you have persistent money.
No, no, no, it's staying in the circle.
Being in the circle gives you points like, see how it controls, see how like Green owns it now, they have more people.
people and it's whoever has more people in the circle and then being in the the
gold area you count as double everything you do is double and then I think the
towers they pull the gold circle closer to you and then I guess the other shit
is just like spawns and resupplies and stuff see like see what tells you how
people they have six they have seven we have zero somehow it tells you how many
people there's gonna be outside game businesses hideout upwards with your
manufacturing guns and items you can sell to others what the fuck
It ever done me a tap it lags my game and I think it's because I framed you on
Did you get back in?
I bought this game with my own money if I think it's dog shit I will say it's
absolute dog shit even if they gave me game keys if I thought it was dog shit
I would say it's dog shit. Do you not know how I am by now? I'll give a fuck.
so when it's red like this that means red owns it because they have today no no no it
means red controls in his earning points they have 12 people 16 people see yeah I get it
no
I mean where are we going up to the gold I guess I want to get the fuck out of this
This guy's car, I'm gonna fuck, I'm gonna fuck, I'm gonna fuck
Oh, fucking owned, fucking owned
This guy, he's a fucking MP9, dude
Dude, he's got a fucking MP9
I got scared
Dude, this AK is so much better than the other guys
Dude, it truly is, dude
It'll be wet, be wet or I'm rock-eyed.
Wait this match looks way more colorful now.
Oh yeah, but what?
Yeah, but way more colorful.
I'm getting this building.
Uh, people inside the building?
Yeah, won't we have a teammate shooting?
teammate killed a guy in there
say we just try to lock this shit down
eeeh, you wanna get on the rules?
maybe
i'm going all the way on top
shot southeast
the guy
You think they're like thermal scopes and shit in this game
No idea, but you can get a mountain
Okay, I'm in
I'm gonna try dry off
Try
It's a 99 yeah
Yeah, there isn't a thermal there are thermals I want to scope I want to scope me. I think I'm gonna gift it sub up
You
So lag every time I would you just get away?
No, I just killed one my mark my marker old team. Oh, they're the fucking the circle move the gold move the gold move
We're gonna chase that shit. Yeah
I'm coming down to you
I think Nate just killed a guy.
Well there's a team in front of us, southeast, to our left.
Sounds like this guy died, I don't know.
I'm just shot behind us.
Yeah, I heard that.
Got the last side, I found him.
I'm inside the building.
You do it?
Yeah, I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
He's upstairs.
There's a guy right outside.
Got him? Got him?
Yeah, I got him, I got him.
Yeah, he's upstairs, fuck, he's reloading or something.
He's peeking the stairs?
He's peeking the stairs.
nice nice nice nice nice oh fuck dude no no no they're not fucking instagirl
they do there's so many fucking people there it's okay they got a couple girls
Don't worry guys, hip-fire is not good.
No?
And pretty easy.
It was all those things.
Get out of here.
My last one was 5,000.
Oh, I think the, uh...
A Q of 5 of 5, uh, to get into the server?
I think my early bird discounts are gone now.
Vegas, what did you say?
I'm 5 of 5 in the position of the Q to get into the server.
Oh.
We got a car ready. So do you come in? I'm in the car. Oh
I'm bad
I'm gonna step on the gas
I made 10k that life I'm chillin chillin. I got a hundred sixteen thousand bone
Hundred sixteen bands I had a life what last game I made like 70k or some shit
just wait and see the big backpack you know like later on holy shit you got so much space
yeah a lot of bigger bags
my dudes driftin
does it minus five thousand that's like your profit my kid was five thousand and it tells
you it tells you like every time you make money that goes closer to zero and it tells
your profit you know I'm saying so you're like kind of gambling each life
which is like it's kind of an addicting thing I think it's probably gonna be a
pretty addictive factor to the game of like every life you're basically gambling
your gear so like it's not an extraction shooter but like in a way it
has elements of it because you're risking gear that you're buying and
you're trying to like survive and profit with it, you know?
You're trying to get enough loot,
like not necessarily loot,
but enough kills and points that you profit.
So it kind of has that like, you know,
that like gambling factor to it,
which is cool because every life, yeah.
Oh my God.
My team's kind of cooking oh
Yeah, we need more people in that gold though
For the double points. Can you get tanks? Yeah, you have to like unlock shit though. I'm dying
You just jinxed it. Oh, oh my god. They just died crazy
where they're they got owned this guy better let us out soon I want to get
out here bro this guy's gonna drive us okay I'm coming out as well
They stopped a good spot.
Oh shit, tower, tower, tower, tower.
They're in the tower?
I don't know.
I just shot from a...
There's a guy going left to right into the tower.
Minus one, minus, minus one.
Yeah, one more to go.
I killed him, was that him?
Another one in the tower, like towards the tower.
Oh, I got a view, I'm all fucked.
Over here too, over here.
Dude, there's a guy up, oh, I killed him.
Yeah, I saw that, I saw that, I saw that.
It sounded like someone was right in front of me.
There is he is he is he is he is he is.
I'm packing bags, I'm packing bags.
Well, we'll leave some time.
I'm thanking that motherfucker.
Up in the fucking far thing too.
Oh dude, there's a whole team.
I
Me behind me behind me
You there was a guy fucking behind me
I killed him. I killed him. Okay. I got some overwatch for you. That's my watch
You go I could see I could see I could see you
They come on the yeah, they come over that way I could see
What do you mean you want to jump off?
I'm positioned five or six a cube and it's been seven minutes
Yeah, you're way up on this fucking thing is about I just headshot him. Oh
Man if I had a fucking slick sniper
I got a guy right on top of my top like only a single player he's loading right now
No, I didn't realize you were that fucking close to me fuck. I thought you were like a little bit further
there maybe he's gonna get him maybe oh I got he killed him he got the assist
he might raise yep I think he's gonna res let's get behind a couple months I
don't know I gotta see what the like late game looks like I'm a worried about
late game gear and having a hell of money and shit he's got them resuscitate
No, I don't avoid this. It's like fucked my boy
Oh the homie doesn't he doesn't get me up. I'll get you I'll get you me
I think he's getting here, I think he's getting here.
He's getting here.
and
of
the
of
the
of
one more to the north to the north a little bit he's like buying a crate I'm
not I'm not really describing he's running I think I'm gonna get rubsed
yep yeah my man oh he's he's doing he's giving me oh oh he was giving me the
The Fentanyl?
I ate the grenade right on my face, dude.
You died?
Yeah, I ate the grenade.
Fuck.
Wait, maybe Nate got it?
Maybe.
Everyone's dying around us.
Ah, Nate got us.
Oh, oh, oh, Zeo's got me.
I'm getting a res right now, slow, slow, real slow, squad down low, thank you for the 16 months.
If you, I could see this game sucking if you do not have like a good team.
If you have like, if you don't have like a squad to play with, it might be rough.
Especially if people are just fucking around, dude.
Feeling a much.
These guys are pushing hard now.
Yeah, yeah, we need to like hold the line somewhere. We're in a desert bad spot, doesn't it?
I don't want to be on this wall, baby.
What?
Are you what?
Oh, you moved forward?
Yeah.
someone's shooting from the tower, no?
yep
I'll sit that body
I'm trying to stay in the gold
in the tower, in the tower
yeah, I'm peeking
here
I
Wish I made the fucking cook is ass up there
Yeah, they just like walk up basically
There's another guy under
I'm gonna climb up. Okay, whatever
Clark David's one and three months brought up
They're gonna cover you while you uh, we push
Oh, I just saw him
He's dead. He's dead. I can't yeah
Another guy for this
Heal a bit
A lot of armists appeals to you it's basically armor king of the hell it's good
It's definitely good. I mean, I don't know like what problems might reveal themselves later on
But like it's definitely it's definitely fun to play I
Could see the gameplay loop being pretty addicting because like I said you're kind of gambling every life
Like you're buying a cat and you're trying to profit with it every time
I'm assuming that gamble becomes a lot bigger
He's in between this containers in front of me
I think he died
Got you
Got you my brother
Brother, let me drop something maybe you can heal me faster. Oh, you can't drop when I'm dead. I'll loot you
I can loot you my bag. I got the thing. I got the thing. Yeah, I got I got I got it
Yeah, please read this take the copium read the copium
Read the copium bro. Please read the copium
We said
You know
What kind of gun you have okay, it's I mean I got ammo, but I'm gonna need more soon
five or five
Where's the oh, but the circle one fucking crazy dude have pulled it
Well, I'm sorry go pulled it to their tower green is how the motherfuckers
That's great of so many people
I have I have were you
I'm headed far. I'm going to the green the gold
I'm on the way a second. I'm gonna use the force teammate or a team play. Yes. Yes, it is
There's a guy way fucking up there, but it's also it's also gonna like make the gameplay to an extent like
So like, you know, you're gambling every life. He's somebody shooting back at me now fucker
the
get green is on a mission
uh... i think i think i think some of the local copter
for me
yeah i heard that i heard that
this fucking home to guy
more you'd like more you'd like to say yeah
i got ammo
Did you just jump near me and break your legs?
No, I'm good.
Oh, I think it was a fucking teammate spawned in or some shit.
Maybe above us.
Did this guy's bandage is in?
We're moving towards the yellow one, right?
Yep.
Alright.
Oh, conscious of front.
Uhh...
278 west, and also the building as well in front of us.
Okay, I'm falling alone.
There's a, uh, there's people inside the tower in front of us.
There's people there, fuck.
Yeah.
Dude, they have that shit on their fucking tower!
What?
Like, spawning?
The fucking the gold is like on there. Oh fuck yeah, oh this is bad
Okay, well I don't know how to do this pd links for 30 months
I don't know maybe right we can't run straight at it. I can't even fucking see the guy up there
Oh our team's pushing hard left they're pushing hard left
Oh we have a quad
Watch there was a guy up here watch out
Our boy just died. Oh, no, this is so bad. This is so bad. This is so bad
Yeah, I'm gonna do I'm taking a quad. I'm gonna fucking just like crash it into the tower basically
Fuck I thought I was you
I'm going
if you go right there's like a bridge you can use you can hide under the bridge and push
up.
I see it, I see it.
I'm up on this ship bro, I'm up on this ship, I'm gonna try to get up top, I'm gonna try
to just run up and get up top.
Go chat chat chat go go go
Dude imma start hacking the shit
Oh it takes hell of a
Okay I just killed fucking Peter Parker
Yeah well im taking the tower im clearing it out
Yeah, yeah, how do I get up there my marker? No idea
Kevin Kevin more more more should be more
There's more
Yeah, yeah, we need a hack this shit. I started haktics forever, bro
I got right I killed the guy. He ran me over
Look out here
I'm fucking slaying, bro.
I think I killed everyone in the tower.
Okay, uh, I don't know how to get you.
I can't kill him. I can't kill him. I fucked him up though. Oh shit. My boy died. Oh fuck
Yeah, I can't get to this. There's too many people. There's too many. There's too many.
There's there. They're all around. They're like fucking small in here. It's like there's
no recoil. No, there's a lot. There's quite a bit.
I
Do I hear them all under me
of
the
of
the
of
the
There's so many fucking people in here
No, like this dude is like a fucking army, bro. There's a fucking army just is a fucking army
They all they're all balls deep in loot, too
Well, I have so far away, dude, I'm just fighting for my fucking life
Yo, Fragus, what are you doing?
same life so I just let you guys game so if you guys do want to back out I can back out
I'm a fucking I'm a fucking one-man army bro yeah I'll let you guys game I'm trying to res our
boy in here
okay I gotta at least finish this life out I'm going crazy
I was like I'm game you guys were gaming I was but I was hearing you guys come up
dude you know this is a fucking army of it oh Nate's cooking Nate's cooking
dude dude yo yeah crazy dude I'm dead they literally they sent their entire
fucking team to kill like I'm telling you 20 fucking guys in that tower try to
Kill me
Wait, did you just kill him?
Wait, there is different maps there's a ZT and a
Baccarani
Should we try to find it?
Should we try to find a...
I don't see that. I don't see one.
Is every server of all?
Bro, every... no, every...
Oh, there's a...
East 187 of Baccarani, 88 players.
East 187 Baccarani?
You gotta go quick.
187
Cup great Mike already no no I can't
You're a Q fuck well once I get red I don't know reds 28 players like a red
Talk to them
Good night brother. Good night. Gigi's very fun. Thank you bud. Gigi's voice that was tough. Gigi's voice that was a great time.
Yeah, same same same. Y'all have a great game. Good night boys. Way to go bro.
Dude, I was going, that was actually so much fun. I was going just to sigma in there.
Dude, I was watching and I was like, you know what, you were cooking so I was like, I had to. I had to. I had to.
No, no, it's fine. That was the fucking dude. I was like I was like fucking Jason board
I'm actually loving this shit so far. That was so much fun
I have a hundred seventy eight
Bandos
It's like it feels like battlefield, but like a bit slower and more rewarding. Wait, are you on red?
Oh, we're gonna
Like I don't know
Be ready. It's kind of fire. I made a squad
Like the it's not as fast-paced and like arcadey it seems like at least so far I
Don't know so far. It feels good. It feels good brawling. Thanks for 38
All right, we got to just get in there
I
Think it's
Well my chain mail vest for nothing
Like I said, I think this the game I think it depends on how the late game is
like if
and stuff and like
If it keeps if it keeps the feeling of like you want to keep playing and your money fluctuates a lot
You're like buying good shit and then losing it and then you're like trying to use a little bit worse shit to get more money
So you get the good shit and you're like constantly going back and forth like that will keep it exciting
Because it doesn't have the money aspect of the game
Which as long as you don't just have infinite money in print and they bounce that
like I think that'll keep it fun so like
you stay like a nice hotel in London yeah it was pretty nice
because I forced our hotel is on London Bridge I was like literally on the
fucking bridge basically more or less I mean I wasn't on the bridge but it was
It's like a great fucking mayor.
Yeah, right there.
That sounds funny.
Yeah, London.
London made on the trolley.
Well, that's Australian.
Australian, mate.
Mate, Australian.
Oh, brof, get on the trolley.
Watch the channel on Bains.
It's down everybody's top.
Yeah, and English people are as exactly like the
stereotypes, which is kind of funny.
Like, no, no, no, but it's just, like,
English people, they're so crude and just like,
I actually fuck with like their personality
because they just don't give a fuck and nothing,
like everything, like to say in English phrase,
they take the piss out of everything.
Like they take the piss out of everything
and I kinda like it, I kinda like it, yeah.
It's real.
They just fuck, they just joke around and like,
don't give a fuck, it's kinda nice.
I like everyone's very like casual and just shit talks like it's a good time
Yeah, well like we're in like I don't know we're like I mean it's like gaming stuff, so yeah
It's a bit more casual than a lot of corporate stuff
But everyone just I don't know everyone just fucks around nobody's like trying to be oh super sophisticated
Properly everyone just yeah, everyone is just being like normal
I like this guy just died here
Fuck that tree
Tactical deployment. Oh, I think I just got money for driving you. Yeah, you did you get money for it?
Are you in the AK mother the iron fuck the iron sights fry behind us behind us
what passenger survived I got points I don't know somebody's killed them in that
field let's get to the gold because the gold fuck that yeah that's somebody a
good little vacay out there drops for sure by the way you're actually actually
vacation but well you it's a lot of travel and a lot of time zone changes
to basically be there for a day.
I was fucking tired.
Oh, it's not a cheap on us.
I heard that.
What was the last thing we actually went on a vacation?
Like never.
Um, yeah, there's like a whole breath thing to, you know, right?
What breath thing?
Shift.
The old shift you like zoom in a little bit.
What the fuck are you all right? Maybe we assault the tower nobody is a tower
We're just kind of owning turn. Thanks for 75 months. Yeah, I see that. Oh
I guess the matter not just started that's why oh
Shots that's yes, Southwest
Oh, I think there's some oh
Yeah, oh they're crawling out there
Oh, I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him for a second.
Oh, I just fucked that guy out. Oh, I see him.
There's more out to the right. There's like none. Yeah, yeah, to the left of that, too.
Oh, I'm gonna shot you can lean on this game. Yeah
I'm healing healing healing healing
I'm healing healing healing healing
I'm watching
I'm watching
I'm just gonna be right here for you
I'm just gonna be right here for you
I can't shoot that guy
I got him I got him
Nice, not on
Right here
I saw that
The heal
I'm at 75
He's
It's so hard it like that push up on him. I cracked him. He's so
I'm pushing I'm pushing I'm pushing I'm pushing the go left
Tell them
I might not be
No, no, we got boys maybe no we don't I
Didn't kill that guy
I don't know how to push him though
I hear him
Where is he?
I don't know.
I'm trying to find him.
I think I got him. Oh, I'm going to shell him back.
The catapult's going to hang.
Yeah, it's you near me. I'm healing. I'm gonna get you
Dragon this bush
I'm not dragging this fucking bush
What me soldier come with me
Get in the goddamn bush soldier get in the fucking goddamn bush
Oh shit, I'm trying
I gotta scroll the healer
Jazz hands, jazz hands don't worry. I'm rubbing you
I'm starting to fire. I'm starting to fight her
It's so trolled in. Yeah, good work. I gotta pack max dude my shit's
gonna heal I gotta heal I gotta heal.
Who the hell is this guy? I don't know. How the hell did this guy find us?
I
Want this game's kind of higher. No, no, no, I like it. I like it
Wait, you want to get a stack of ammo in your house want to have a stack of ammo in your bag
Cuz I'm a chud
I'm gonna go around that right here
You're right, I don't know you know you need it like you literally need it
Why is it showing me like a plus sign like what my crosses bug the fuck out
What the hell I'm aiming and I just have a plus okay now stop bugged the crosshairs
It's like fully constricting what I aimed in and I still across here with iron sights
There's people all yeah, I got the plug again. Yeah, there's a guy further back
I killed one there's got further back that we need it
I
Got one bandage
But yeah, no you like 1,000 percent
Just push up fuck it. Yeah, I don't really have much ammo here though. So there's a blue fodder with them
It's actually good flag to go leave you go like left, but this is what you know, I got
Like a barely any holy moly
Don't punch a guy out, maybe oh, even it'll unload one of your mags to fill up the other one when you pack
This body's here
How do I get rid of this bug Chad? How do I get rid of this fucking bug?
How about this body?
watch me I
Aim and I have a plus sign I can't fucking see
Yeah, how about you suck my balls?
Oh
Oh from the fucking tower of the tower of the tower
One bandage we could try to get in the tower
I
Have a sniper so we actually were actually so far behind by the way, like they have no idea I think
Why do you bandages bro, I have one here
You can heal you look at your teammates. Oh, well, I'm just okay though. Yeah
I want to fix my crosshair
there oh spit on it or something to you right now wait that actually fixed it
what the fuck no way yeah now it's fixed it's fixed down good idea
hell yeah alright friends we're behind we're behind enemy lines deep they're
in which don't try not to shoot anybody well these I can't I can't find them
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'll kill someone then you rob him. He's up here. He's not gonna know
He's not gonna know. I know I know
It doesn't matter. Is he shooting you?
Get the fuck in get the fuck in
Oh, he knew he knew he knew he's like he's camping the fucking stairs
the next set of stairs when you go in he's on the top left of the stairs you
go on top of that I believe
he fucking knew
no no no no he's he's he's gotta hitch out of him you gotta hitch out of him
he was sitting top left crouched
oh my god I hit him I actually hit him I actually hit him
oh my god
oh my god
I saw the blood
I saw the blood
damn
I guess his teammate called it out or he heard
All right, bring fucking ten bandages and a stack ammo in your ass. I'm telling you
No, they can what no that shit is ass you say okay, you're the AK with iron sights
I'm telling you that site is ass. You can't see shit with like around it. It's not good
I'm driving straight into that John
Yeah, just buy a quad
My quaddington
Yeah, I'm getting back in that shit
I got no time to waste
My the GTA 6 leaker
Now that guy sucks honestly
That guy actually sucks snake. Thanks for two months brother. Thank you
Our money is a passenger. I'm gonna earn money by murdering people I
Ain't no passenger princess. All right. Our team is actually kicking ass, but they need me
they need me my people need me you're still in the goddamn base yeah what the
fuck are you doing what we could spawn in the hot zone or something but can we
yeah oh wait no we don't have anything in there I don't think oh we do we do
with the tower, we do.
So can you buy shit there?
I don't know, but, uh,
I think there is a fast travel.
It's a fast travel.
Wait, so the other car we would do a
fast travel? Yeah, you fast travel to that.
To that.
When you're spawning at the base, you do it.
Yeah, where you at?
In a fucking cloud on my way.
How'd you, how'd you fast travel?
Oh, there's a computer in this one.
There's a computer in this one, and you take it.
Okay, so you fast travel and then you can gear up. Well, I guess you could just gear up at the base and then fast travel
Yes
That's cool.
This game really exposes me, Tommy.
What?
Well, so what happens when I, like, 10 billion million quadrillion dollars?
Well, you just keep, you just keep, uh...
Brats, like, in a second, two months?
You just keep on doing shit, and they get locked.
Of course what?
Dude, how are these guys gonna be across the goddamn all my fucking god?
How the like what is he using?
And a k you got clapped. You know what it is your Mount Mac shield of you, right?
Yeah, turn that shit down. Dude. This is not a max up over game. I think one's on a hundred
one hundred
I
This is definitely not a max I'm gonna be
I might even have mine too high to be honest
It was all for max field of view yeah, that's a trap that's a trap. Are you going up? I'm not even there though
I was just killing our boy
My max who do you cuz then you can't fucking see anything
There's a guy right in front of me like sniping or some shit the fuck
200
I'm not thinking of fucking snake. How do I knife? How do I not can I execute a guy?
I don't think you have a knife
Well, V. Oh, I guess you just melee them. You can't do any of assassination or some shit
That looks like cheats motherfucker, I heard your ass. I swear it's not me, Tony
That can't aim. Oh this guy is a gum of scope like the sling was out of scope
Yeah, I
I turned my sense up a good bit and my FLV is a hundred and I'm
Riding yeah, I'm a child. I'm trying a hundred right now. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I think you're actually
It's way
No, why it's not it's not a it's not a fucking movement game
This is a sea enemy so far away and look like fucking laser beam on before they laser beam. Yeah
Yeah
I was gonna south
Don't loot I'm not gonna loot I got nothing to loot man
Tipping cultures out of control yeah, honestly dude the fact that you access that tip people
Where they heal you find a car?
Said you on the street
Feel funny there's a chopper boys
This guy's just sitting in the fucking car
He's in here. He's in the shed. How is nobody fucking kill this guy?
Wait, he's not in the shed. How the fuck did everyone die then?
That's got a little car alarm.
Yeah
So immersive. I didn't know run this rich Tony
Yep, that I'm dangerously running towards you. I want to this yellow or no, you want to go towards I think I'm head towards yellow
aren't I
Kind of yeah, we need to get to the fucking yellow. I mean we're still winning
Wonder is a tower or the let's take this fucking tower from blue these pussies say less
Yeah, fuck these guys. We didn't get in the tower murder everyone
But we got to just farm kills of the tower to like, you know, I want to farm on a farm
I want to get like money. Yeah
Because I want to be like enough money to get like giga attaches around Maka
If they're spawning here, I don't even hear anybody probably get money for hacking the tower to
It's like planet side
Not really
There's two guys over there to the right of my body.
Yeah, I just see them.
What's that?
Wow, that guy tanked.
I think he's died.
I think, oh!
Oh, did you die?
Yeah, this guy just hit a crazy ass shot, actually.
What the hell?
Okay, I should've taken that fucking car that I had
and just drove it straight.
I'm giving up.
I should've drove it straight into the fucking thing.
then let's do that let's do that by the way this i gotta get new run this
rundown fucking sucks just don't use the red dot
that's bad that's literally bad okay read my last loadout boom
uh i'm just gonna use this is the fast travel thing the planet board
ah
oh wait though where'd you go wait i'm wait we got a helicopter we got a
a helicopter and your big man I don't trust that what God does how do I use this fucking thing
but it's like not selecting the small
how do I choose where I'm at how do I choose where I'm at
you don't you don't choose just go I have five minutes on my I just press small
Yes. Oh, what the fuck? You can't?
Yeah, just press one.
Tony, did you really leave?
Hey, yo, big man in the helicopter, could you fly me to, uh...
The hot spot
I'm jamming out this fucking APC dude
Yeah, can you do that bro?
I'm gonna jump out. He's my parachute. Is that chill?
Dude, I got a German base on the radio at the base. Yeah, I know. Oh, I have a vehicle
Where the fuck are you?
I
Have you seen green yet every see the green
Oh, I'm stuck
Oh, get the fuck out Europe
Drop me off of the blue tower jerk at the fuck out of the car. Now I beat their ass
Yo, come here you believe in me
All right
Wait, that's shit armored oh my god, it's like a goddamn secret service
I mean dude this guy just crashed his fucking truck into me
Where are you
I'm trying to hide this guy over with that's to me the fuck are you in this bunch pussy?
all around me all around me all around me all around me all around me all around me off
a million
I thought that was you guys alright alright alright alright oh is that you near me?
I
Was looking at PUBG it reminds me of PUBG a lot honestly
I'll give up
They're taking over this goddamn
There's a
Like a wait time before you can fast travel again
I'm this guy has one this guy has one there squatting
He's got a locked wait wait wait for me wait for me. Oh, yes, wait wait wait. Maybe I should have bought a power shoot
You have a parachute
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, I got a parachute, wait, wait for me, these will go up. These will get a parachute.
We'll get a parachute, everyone go get a parachute.
Okay, Tony, when you jump out, you kind of have to do it right away. There's a certain distance.
It takes a little bit of time for it to go off.
That's okay.
Because I almost died when I hit the floor.
Okay, well you have to slow down enough to get it, got it?
Yeah, yeah. Hey, how you doing?
You look beautiful.
Time to go, time to go, time to go.
You look beautiful, buddy.
Wait, you can store the holly? No, don't worry.
Tell him to step on the gas.
Step on the gas.
Okay, I want to listen to the FOB song again. This year was fire. It was like some drum and
bass.
There's giga people this hour, by the way, like actually giga.
So how do we get into it we jump out parachute in on top?
No, you'll listen listen, can you get us really high above the blue people's towers?
Jump out and we're all gonna jump on the same time. Oh what the fuck's going on? Oh
We're all gonna jump out
No, do I like yeah, we should have a green tower
or the green tower actually though well green kind of sucks
either one either one probably blue probably don't know blue we're all gonna jump out we're
gonna fly on top of the tower you guys ready how do I use the parachute I don't have what
disabled it's just like it's broken it's just broken ready guys hey guys ready
Oh my god, oh my god, what do I do you know we go down slowly
Oh fuck
This death. Oh my god. I'm getting shot at you. You definitely made me the blood as way to fuck
I'm gonna fucking die, why do you tell me to do it so fast?
Go up there and fucking shot at him!
I'm going to try to fucking die!
I'm getting it, I'm getting it, I'm getting it!
Oh man, I'm fucking getting it!
I win.
That was, that was fucking the worst comms ever.
Listen, I misjudged the time
You that was the worst assault
You made it seem like the parachute takes four fucking years
I kind of did when I did it apparently not it should took two seconds
It was fucking terrible.
It was fucking terrible.
That was the worst.
How do they know?
How do they know?
That was the worst fucking plan I've ever seen.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Okay, could you do us a favor?
No, fuck the tower.
Get me in this shit.
Yo, yo.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I did a parachute.
Get us on the front line.
Oh, wait.
We should get now we should get in the gold circle
Let's get in the goal
You think I can kill this guy while he's flying
Blow him out of the helicopter. Oh shit
Wait, what's this pointy thing on the front?
How did the parachute drop?
Oh, it went really well.
It went really well.
Oh, I can kill him, so I can kill our teammate and blow everybody up in the struggle.
He did.
Dude, I look up there's 40.
That was good work, though.
We were actually cooking there for a little bit.
By that, I mean, I died in the air.
I died in the air.
That was good work though.
We were cooking there for a little bit.
By that I mean I died in the air.
I died in the air.
We're just up there around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is funny.
I like it.
This is a smile.
Actually it feels like such a...
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, he's doing maneuvers and shit.
No, he's doing maneuvers.
He's going crazy.
Yeah, he's going crazy.
I'm about to jump out. I'm jumping out. Fuck it. Fuck it. I just don't fuck it
Are you landing on the roof? No, no, it's right outside of
I just took me forever. Well, no shit
Okay, well, yeah, that's to slow you down. What do you mean?
But so if you're going faster it takes longer to slow you down. You say no shit like you knew the mechanic
Shit, what do you mean?
Like we just know yeah, no that already. Okay, I
Just got pissed on I could tell from the last time that guy ate so many fucking bullets
He ate a lot of shots you didn't die I don't think
He did not, because really I missed all my bullets.
I had, oh he died, he died, he died.
I had him a lot.
Hold on, hold on, I got you.
That's a lot.
I got an enemy, I got an enemy.
I did 60 damage to him.
Yo, you like that dirty?
Yeah
Yeah, I give you a tip
Oh, oh you want to heal me? Oh my god
Tell them thank you. Tell them. Thank you. I can't tell them. Hey, hey this big fuck said thank you
Killing he said thank you
He's not a problem nice
All right. Yeah, we should make it work
To the car. It's running away. It's all right. I gotta go soon. So
That's fine. I'm gonna play stop
You guys are chillin
Oh for us a lot of us a lot of us whole squad whole squad
Right in front of you Jesus
Japson whole squad right in front of you whole squad on that real shit
I see that now. I see the thing you're talking about.
I gotta help with my closet placement.
Oh.
Oh, up in the window right here.
Green man, there's a green man.
There's a green man up in the window.
Right in front of us. I'm not paying for that.
Green.
Frank is green man in the windows.
that was on the guy, fuck, why the fuck are they looking at a guy?
that window is staring at me, funny
what's this red smoke shit? oh, there's a guy in here
can you climb up? can you climb up?
so many people are there so many people are there
they have a file back here a file back here
they're respawned they got a respawner back here
green respawner
hold on hold on I gotta heal myself
I suck at this game
building. I'm coming. I'm going to say PUBG. Some of the gunplay kind of reminds me of PUBG
which actually I think the gunplay is good in this. There's a blue guy over here. Fuck
it. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
Max the gun play feels like PUBG, which is good
PUBG is good gunplay. Yeah, it's like PUBG plus battlefield kind of feeling
Well, I don't know if it's hard, but like there's definitely recoil and shit in there.
Oh, I just heard a shot going by me.
Yeah, they're like, oh, I'm on this hill.
I'll be close.
Is that guy?
Yeah, yeah, I saw him.
There was another guy over here.
Wait, can I drag the enemy bodies?
172, 172, 172, 172.
helicopter helicopter across the street cross street live over here I'm gonna
shot him by somebody
the towers I think oh I had to have the pilot I had to the pilot I think I
didn't kill him I didn't kill him buddy I fucked him up behind us this is a
bad spot that's why that's why bad spot behind us well I think right here
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's you, I think across the street.
Hello, Sky.
Too much looks. Got the knife.
Pushing me, I think. Pushing me. I hear someone close.
I got another one. Got another one.
Yes, yes, right by me
I was healing he's in the house
What he shot me?
You knew where I was
He also shot me when he shot you
I need you I need you though bullet pan or some shit
They're so much you look like a schmagma on his face
Yeah, thank you for 57 months. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. No, it's got me. No, it's got me.
Oh, it needs to go. It's got me.
No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.
Yo, these close quarter fights.
Oh, Nate. Nate, help me. No, no, I'm good. Come on.
Oh, they have one of these cars here.
What's that crate? What's that fucking crate?
Bat just put on some crate.
Even destruction?
Yeah, but I haven't seen much of it yet
because everyone is like, doodoo ass guns and stuff.
Alright, I'm going back towards the circle.
I'll pack some eggs.
Dude, I was cooking. I cooked. I cooked. I cooked.
Good new armor.
I actually can't imagine like when this game actually comes up.
I'm just curious what's going to happen when everyone is really good stuff.
Yeah.
What's that noise?
We need the gold circle. Oh, it's pulled way towards blue
All right, I'm taking this fucking car. Let's go. Let's do let's do hoodratch it
Can you come pick me up? I'm over here down here like a
We can flank if you actually want to on these guys that are like by the towers
His mother fuckers won't get out of my and this asshole is shooting me because I hit him with a car
Because he's running into the fucking car
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, what?
I'm getting fucking shot, fracas!
Oh no, why don't we just keep driving, just keep driving, just keep driving.
Come over here, come over here, come over here.
I don't know where we're getting shot for, I don't know where we're getting shot for, man!
Where'd you go?
Oh my god, what the...
Oh look at the fucking map!
Hey, how you doing Tony, got any meds?
Get the fuck in the car.
Are you in here?
We're assaulting that shit that's our that's ours ours that tower is ours
I don't know how you keep running this problem, but we're crashing you're crashing into the fucking thing
Well, it was almost a good idea until two guys ran around the fucking corner I should have just got out
should just got out while we could because we could not we could have made that work if I just stopped and
got us in there you should have come drive it honestly no I hit the thing I hit the thing uh if we
just hopped out it would have been good well now you have am I don't know well I i need to
read the portion how many rows of packing how do you bring one that's right yeah that's where
I had to use that he's got a little bodies unpack their mags and shit
If you press exit unpax all their mags or hit the respawn beacon I did I did I did
Okay, let's try again. There's a Jeep
It's locked
Wait
Wait, they took it over, there's people outside, all there litter camping it.
How does that fucking teammate, it's blue now, that thing.
Oh my god, there's all blueberries outside.
I thought our team had that shit.
They like have that tower.
Oh, Green Joe is in a helicopter.
Oh
There's a bribe do it like gives people more money for resin you I
Don't know what kind of situation
I'm fucking dying I'm fucking dying
I'll choke it on my blood like right next to the fucking tank like oh, yeah
Yeah, no, but I already did it. We're so fucked. We're so fucked in there
I didn't know that at that tower was ours and then right when we got there it was not ours
No, I clearly wasn't house there's oh
That was there. Oh, I can unlock the AK muzzle. Let's go
Wait medic level six. Oh wait you have to get
So I can't just like use the gun I have to do medic shit
Yeah, I mean I think you kind of to accept for some of kind of yeah
Oh, I have a 10 minute cooldown. I'm not wait as a chopper
This is not a sponsor stream we'll be doing a sponsor stream momentarily little plane stalker
Planned some stalker too, there's a New Deal C for it.
I'm not buying attachments because I don't have any unlocked.
Listen gentlemen, we're going to swat top bomb onto one of these towers and we're going to take over.
I haven't planned stalker too yet, but we're planning stalker too, the New Deal C that came out.
You got it.
Are you guys ready?
All right.
Go pilot man, get higher.
Get higher.
Come on.
Get us up higher.
Look it up.
I
Was fucking born ready wait we got braze on that one wait we have all the towers
Blues winning they have wait maybe I think we need to go to this one. Yes. Yes the one the killing we need to go to kill
I'm gonna kill in the south tower
The South Tower killing!
Who has 19? We have 16.
But our guys are dying in the circle.
We're Tower 1.
We need Tower 1.
Tower 1.
Tower 1! Tower 1!
Is it? Can we jump?
No, no, this one on our right. Yeah, there's one all right. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Jump, jump, jump!
There's a fucking helicopter. Oh, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna land like far out of it.
Oh, fuck, wait, I, oh, I'm getting shot. I'm gonna die already. I'm gonna die already.
Fuck! Oh my fucking god, what do they know?
Because he was in the fucking sky, like dumbasses.
How do they know? How do they know?
That shot doesn't really work, I think they need to land the helicopter.
I got you, I got you, I got you up, I got you up.
I think they need to land the heli though.
Could you revive him? Could you revive him?
I did pull the shoot too early.
I don't know like when you're gonna die doing it.
I thought I could maybe, you can't really drift it, you can't really drift in the power shoot.
You can't really drift in the parachute
What a fucking G
These games are so long wait, I'm actually losing hell of money
with this guy on me that guy died that guy died this guy this guy all the way up
top all the way up top I got my runs on the guy that killed me wait somebody
just killed her boy Trinian died
on the tower on the tower another one I fucked him up under the tower under
Oh my god, there's so many under there. Oh my god, dude. No, no, no, we need a reposition. I think there's so many fucking people
Bro, how is he not there's behind you?
God yeah, we need it. Oh, you died fuck. Oh dude, they're gonna run all on us
U.S.
He's fucking staring at we need to circle around these rocks like okay like there's a guy staring at us
I'm running I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running
I got him. I got him. I got him. Oh my god. Okay sucks
Oh that guy sucks all that guy sucks all that guy sucks
These smart motherfuckers are all around us. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's green and blue people all around this. Oh
My god, let's do oh
my god
Change train train pinged it right on that train. I see I see I'm like one HP. I'm gonna boost my mag
Oh with that little birds fucking that guy out
Yeah, the little birds fucking that guy
Backing crazy right now
Oh, I hear something. What the fuck? There's a guy in a fucking machine gun on a truck.
I killed him. Resing? Oh, I wish I had the fucking copium inhaler. Dude, he was on
a fucking machine gun on a... God damn technical. He was like, I'm fucking ISIS.
people close to people close to people close I'm getting here you're almost there you're
almost there five four three two one yeah I need meds I need meds or maybe loot the
guy at the truck I killed the guy blue blood data okay I can I can heal you I
I think how do I heal you got you I got you oh um um um but yeah where the
skyper yep where that type of yes all this piss and shit everywhere
this piss and shit right there's people on this let's push these motherfuckers
dude yeah well there's no stop wait what is this thing wait I'm not gonna
I
Got a fucking RPG
Yeah, you're a fucking RPG. Oh
No, I have to hold it. I have to hold it. Oh, there's a guy here. There's a blue man to the tower to the tower
So I can start it takes so long I have to hold it crazy style. I
I
Have to reload I did I have to hold the crazy style. I'm gonna die doing this
You're good you're good. I'm watching okay. I'm inputting the coordinates
Yeah, seven eight nine two three five zero one one six nine one eight nine six nine six nine six seven four two zero
Oh, well, this is not suspicious at all
No, they don't know nobody's gonna fucking hear this dude
Know what I better get giga money
I kill one what are you fucking watching?
Oh my fucking
Fucking cover is this I don't know
They're assaulting us!
They're running in the fucking open!
What do you mean you can't see?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my, you're lucky that guy's actually
a fucking armadillo.
I don't think so. Wait, that's our fob now.
Did I get money for that?
Chad, did I get money for that?
I don't even really have money for that.
Do I hear you running around?
I'm crouched in shit.
I only got 2,500 bucks for that.
Really? You risked your life for it.
That's you running. You're so loud.
You have to get, yeah, everyone's alone in this game.
Kill another guy.
I can't get back. I got this.
There's a guy on me!
I left, I left, I went across the street to the right by the van.
away from the push I gotta heal I gotta heal
I'm gonna get shot in the ass I'm gonna get shot in the ass
I'm way in my ass man
I killed him I killed him I shot his toes
Oh I have no meds
I have no meds oh no I have one med
I need bullets I need bullets I need bullets does he have ammo?
Yeah green ammo
Come here let's go hide let's go hide
Yeah I know I know
Here take this take this
Can I buy the FOB the FOB?
All right, yeah, I've no bullets. I mean eight shots
Use a memo. Yeah, do you agree? There's got the stairs on the stairs of the tower
Shot twice. Yeah, give me some give me some give me I I've like
I
Got really I got one mag left. That's okay. Okay. We're gonna fucking assault the tower
Okay, we're gonna solve. No, we're gonna solve we're gonna kill a guy in there take his gun and then farm
Understand yes, sir
I'm listening
Are you ready?
Yeah, go go go close to clear
through the crate. Oh
There's a guy cross the street. Let me go pass one pass one pass one pass
This is a stealth operation, Fragus.
Go, go, go, go.
What's that crate?
Go, go, go, go.
Walk it, walk it.
Alright, I have to...
Alright.
Hey!
I sneezed everywhere.
Alright.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, is this guy down now?
No.
Oh, he's got nothing.
Navy SEALs Navy SEALs
I'm looting I'm looting
He's fucking nothing this guy sucks, but I got the copium inhaler. I'm all the way up top. I'm all the way up top
Our allies killing motherfuckers wait, they don't own this tower more
I got bullets I think I was I don't know maybe I don't actually don't know what I got
from I was I guess he shot me maybe through the metal I was looting the guy you saw me
Fuck.
Can you drag enemy bodies?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm healing, I'm healing.
Yeah, you could drag me into the room.
There's a copium inhaler on one of the other bodies.
Get up a loot, I need a loot.
He might have walked up on me.
I need a loot, I know bullets.
Where'd you die?
On the like stairs, outside of the room that we went up to?
There's an inhaler on one of the guys you can fast-rezz where we walked in
Drag me drag me did you get the copium? No, I don't work that's where's that I looked sorry just do it
The party at the entrance the entrance
Come here, come here. Let me hold you
You're gonna grab it. Oh my god
Again at five
There's one more
Quick res
Oh
Oh you're gonna shot out
Frag it sorry
I'm coming I'm coming
It's quick
Now these farts
Give me the fart gas
Give me the fart gas
You like that you like that
I should have liked that shot
I have no bandages do you have bandages?
Oh no but these guys are killing me right here
You're gonna get
Oh
There's another one I killed the other one I killed the other one
Oh guys, hello. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming. I need your watch. I need your watch.
Oh, no, I got sniped. I got sniped, dude. He's sniping from the green crane. A fucking mile away. You the prone res, easy.
He's a mile away in the green crane by the trains. But this motherfucker...
I had no HP, shot me in the arm. And I died. He didn't even headshot. He didn't fucking headshot me. He shot me in the arm.
And a bicep.
Oh
You have the copium
There were two oh my god. Oh my god. No, there was only one oh they're pushing me. I had the reload ammo
They're hard
15 bullets in three. Oh, it might be a me. I might have it. I don't know it might be on my body. I
Hear them
I'm bleeding out I'm bleeding out
Oh I hear a helmet
Oh my god
What
Nooo
What
Wow we had a good run
We had a good run
Yeah we were actually cooking
actually cook it up i have 220,000 now dome
yeah i got oh you have 220 yeah
fifty seven hundred wait maybe we just spawn back
deployment board can i spawn on anything oh we could spawn on that thing i
think yeah that was that one vehicles moving
i'm spawning i'm spawning in a circle
jack thank you thank you
Triple seven. Oh, I think I got a go by the way. Uh, like kind of now for my life
This gives fun, dude, this gives like a
We're gonna moments like that if we had if we had a big group of people on discord like four plus people
And we'd be cooking. Oh, we would be actually be cooking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'd be cooking with the Zaza in here
Thank you, Jack. Where'd you go?
Is this church up here? Yeah. Yeah, we would actually be slaying.
I think there's two guys in one of us. I'm going. I'm going.
go on
the church again church
I'm looking
Well, it's land
So they're fucking the team inter grenade of them
Well, we could all those hella people down at that tower
I don't like that people can...
I think I'm on the left side of the hill, left side of the hill, left side of the church.
I don't like that people can loot your bodies, like, while you're looting them.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm dead. What? I didn't even fucking...
What the fuck? Uh...
Okay, I just got hosed. You're dead?
Yeah.
Isn't that guy real, by the way?
That guy, honestly...
Donny G?
Yeah, Donnie G. He like shot me through a bunch of bush and shit unless he couldn't see it, but
he like broke here. No, he like insta fucking destroyed me. Oh, he's on me now. I'm getting
I'm out, I'm out.
Maybe low settings, yeah. I mean, I also didn't really see him.
I don't know how long he was looking at me for. He got me so fucking fast.
Oh
Here's Donny G deceased. What was he using I'm P
Maybe that's a prize a kind of it was SMG right? I was a kind of I'm
Wait, this guy's got a big bag you go bro wait this guy's got a huge fucking bag
I'm getting sniped across the map.
These guys got the gigabag.
How about giga?
It's huge.
How's he- oh, lovely.
Oh, he's a grip on his AK.
Come back to Red Dot.
Car coming!
Oh, what, bro? What is going on, man?
Oh, I'm gonna shot. Yeah, there's people everywhere. I see me go
Get away from this church. Yeah, fuck this church. It ain't Sunday yet
Dude, this guy's bag is huge. I have four mags in this shit
Bro, what? Four mags of stack of ammo and a bunch of bandages. Yeah, backpacks gigantic
Oh on this ping over here. I think this tower I think that's our we're going down. Okay. I'm coming
Which one which one the one right in front of us? It's all right. He's a green ass tower
Oh, yes, we're right. Yeah, yeah, there's a guy in the field over here, so
I think there's a guy in the flowers, I think there's a guy in here. I saw
I can't hit him. Oh my god. He's so hard. Oh my god. That guy almost killed me and I
That was on this terrible
I feel like this gun is worse with the muzzle break. Does it give you more vertical recoil or something?
You just read it. It should
We can get a shot by the way. Yeah
Is that a guy in the most glass?
The five gave it that guy might have been huge
I
Don't the fucking fuel supplies
I'm not looking around shooting
I was being cautious right now. Yes. I'm not gonna say nobody builds. Nobody's been building
So I'm just spawning the fucking spawn beacon thing here?
Oh my god, he just died right here.
Yeah, I don't know who the fuck held him.
Oh, wait, ammo supplies.
What, wait, what was, small crate?
What the fuck?
Oh, you can buy shit from these?
What do we want this?
No, I think we have to hack the thing if we didn't. Yeah, we have to hack the FOB.
I'm hacking the thing.
Supposedly he's dropped off so he can build farms and other things.
Yeah, I'm on shit too. I didn't have a price attached to it.
Oh
I have to hack again. Yeah, I just got food the fucking ran up to me. Oh
My god as soon as you fucking
Stop you have to restart the whole thing
Somebody is just like perma dying
You have to stare at this thing and just the hack yeah
Where's our boys dying I don't know. I don't know who's killing them
I'm being like a hacker now
And there's like giga people dead up
Back over here.
I only got 2,500 for that, though.
Oh my god.
How do I use this shit?
I don't know how to use that.
I don't know why I took the farm.
I got fucking pissed off.
Some of these play like bots, I think that's just...
I think that's just like some gamers, bro.
Actually the most pissed off I've gotten in this game, Jesus Christ.
That was bad.
Yo.
Frothy, thank you, sir.
Oh, well, Maddy Pickles, pro one as a motherfucker, just let me out.
All right, I gotta go
See you later GGs
This game is fun. Yeah. Yeah
All right chat we're about to
Bye-bye we're about to play some stalker too
Some stalker too
Haven't played it yet, so I'm kind of pumped
I
Stockard you see go well, it's pretty chill
Hello?
It's quiet in here, it's so quiet, it's so quiet, all right, let me just get my shit
set up, stalker, or warlocks tomorrow, maybe, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know how much longevity that game has.
Like it's, I definitely enjoyed playing it,
but I don't know how much I could play that for, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Just getting myself set up.
Alrighty.
Yay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hadn't launched this yet. I need to get to the deal we're playing the new DLC that just came out
Train that thank you, sir
I've never played any of the stalker games and I've only heard good things about the series
this will be um
my first
look into it
Okay, so let's just start choose the main menu select new game guilty content.
Okay.
Oh, I didn't realize it was compile shaders.
Okay, we may have to compile shaders for a bit.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't realize how to do this.
Well, we might be sitting there for a minute or I could skip it.
What happens if I skip this? Can we explode?
It's kind of cookin'.
It's kind of cookin'.
It's cookin'.
It's goin'.
Well, one second.
Oh
This is going hella fast I just grabbed some food amazing snack a little bit while we get this on
Red guard. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I did not hear good things about that game.
Chicken and rice, I got beef and sauteed peppers and onions.
Yep. Sorry guys, I didn't realize I had to compile shaders.
This is sponsored. We're checking out the new stalker DLC. Well, technically this right now is not sponsored.
But it will be once we're done compiling the shaders.
I'm just a bad streamer.
I'm just a bad streamer.
Right now we're playing the new DLC because that's what just came out.
came out. We're not playing like the main story right now.
Oh, wait, did I have to?
Oh, I might have to restart the game.
Hold on.
I don't want to climb that I might have to restart unless it'll let me a new game
yeah yeah I think I have to do yeah yeah I think I have to do something to get the
DLC active
Thought it might just pop up when I hit new game
And cover this up real quick my apologies guys
I have made a mistake I've made a huge mistake I've made a huge mistake
It's gonna be quick though. It's gonna be quick. It's gonna be quick. It's two gigs. It's
two gigs. Is it gonna do shaders again? It might do shi- Oh my god. I'm the worst streamer
known to man it's gonna do shaders again wait it's every time you launch the game
it does shaders it should be faster than that all right
it should be faster I thought it would I didn't realize
Okay, well I'm a terrible streamer
50%
50%
Internet web of fiber thousand down thousand up fiber
Thousand down thousand up fiber
people. You have to as a streamer. You need good internet for moments like this. For moments
like this, you need good internet. Starlink Space Laser 100 gigabits per second down.
Wait, is that actually true? Starlink, you do 100 gigabits down. There's no way.
How is that possible?
Dude, I'm so cucked from the jet lag.
Well, maybe not really today, but yesterday, holy shit, I got off my flight yesterday and I was dead.
I was so dead last night.
Beyond dead.
Okay, we don't do shaders. I was doing gaming shit in London.
There's all those trips where you fly. I flew out at night, got there like during the day,
slept when I got there, woke up, did shit all day, and then flew back the next day.
So you're just like zero time to adjust at all, you know
Like zero zero time to adjust to anything
Yeah, you just like flying there you get smacked in the face by jet lag and then you fly back and your body's like what is going on dude
The shaders are going faster they're going faster
Fuck doing the right for a job. Oh my god, I was doing that like all the time
Like people that fly international for a few days then come back and then do it again the next week
Like dude, how does your body keep up with that?
If I give to be one of those people it's really good sleeping handle that
A little stalker, a little stalker.
A little stalker.
Oh, I'm not right now. We're downloading shaders because I have to update the game.
Is this the cost of hope DLC? This was the cost of hope.
I'm going to go to the
cost of hope
of
of
of
of
of
Now when I'm on the main menu, she'll surely see you.
Okay.
Close up, you'll see your own new game, slot two, skip at the cost of hope. There we go.
Early Star recommended stalker. Let's go.
Holy cutscene.
I'll touch it touch the shiny rock
It's not an artifact it's gonna blow us all
This stone
That's me a new home. Yeah
Yeah, that's my stone
three of my men never reported back from their overnight control around the
lesser zone the trader goes by hamster peddling this service web
scabs guys hamster he got it from squint apologies captain but salicia is a
free trade zone we have an agreement of course
Oh, I hit him with- Yeah, where's my scanner?
Give me that bread, too!
Give me that bread!
No, stop!
Dude, of course this guy's eating.
This fat motherfucker is eating bread while he's getting held up with a gun.
Are you kidding me?
Are you- Are you kidding me, bro?
He's a stress eater. He's got to get a little snack
This is stress eater
I'm stressing
I got distracted. I don't remember what just happened there
Anyway guys, we're checking out stalker 2 the new cost of hope DLC if you want to check it out
exclamation mark stalker in the chat or the pin chat at the top of the chat or the pad on the stream
go check it out uh this is stalker is the game series i've never played the games but i've always
heard good things stalkers the like series that another game we play a lot took a lot of inspiration
from. It's like a OG, OG, like Russian game. Wait, I know. Wait, I'm what? Oh, I didn't
choose advanced start oh wait I fucked up shit not I fucked up wait why can I
exit the main menu I fucked up I was supposed to hit advanced start oh my god
oh my god I'm bad dude I'm fucking everything up new game okay we're
Skip ahead, advanced start.
Except, did I say spark?
Advanced start, spark.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, sorry.
I'm bad streamer.
I'm bad streamer.
I'm a bad streamer.
It's okay, we got it.
We just watched the cutscene.
I think we lost the cuts for surely the fourth time I got it right.
Surely.
It's not Russian.
Oh wait, does it take place in Ukraine?
I always think Stalker was in Russia.
It's in Ukraine?
Okay, and then this is
You don't need to solve
TLC quest or market a special icon and end game PDA use PD user PDA
Base where are is it the blue shit
it. Going to my journal. That's this one, the blue one, right?
He was
Oh, DLC. No, this is what we want. There we go. Tracking.
All right, where's that? Oh, I like the song.
I had to go all the way over there!
Yo Tony, how was the trip?
It was good. How am I going to get all the way over there?
Is it the crosshair looking guy?
I'm tracking it.
of
the
way
I'll see you again.
Chad, who are you talking for the guns?
Get a guide to fast travel.
I don't know what that means.
Can I talk to this guy?
I've got to figure out what I'm doing.
Ah, Victoria.
A scientist at the counter.
It's unusual.
What's so unusual about it?
I've got a degree in math.
I don't care about your degree in math.
I'll come back later yeah, I'm busy lady. I'm busy
Here we go trader technician guide there we go, but I need like I
Have a pistol one. That's all I got. We'll be fine with a pistol surely right? Yeah, where's this guy? He's over here
I
Never said that was a crosshair. I wouldn't exactly call it a crosshair. I would call that
More of a diamond is this guy Victor there we go
Looking for a guy
We're going to wait shit, where am I going I've got another right
Where am I going
One of the slag heap.
One of the slag heap.
Now what? Where are we going this time?
Slag heap.
Okay. Plot mob.
The slag heap.
Hey, what? I haven't 34 months.
I
Final
What do you go, man? Finally, I'd like to chat a box for a stories. Go. I'll tell you
Yeah, beer some stories about I lost one beer
You better tell me some good stories for that beer
I'm not telling you all this because I love to drink. I'm telling you this because I'm a sympathetic person
Sure
I don't want some poor guy to kick the bucket in the higher forest
Here's what's going on down there one minute a blast
Ah
The next an unknown mutant pops up and don't get me started on the IPSF on the walls in a nutshell
Unless you've got fangs or you're somehow on IPSS good sight you better stay away
away. If you're just asking out of curiosity, I'll tell you what I know. But the story
of how I got there is off limits.
I have to get him another beer.
What is this sound? Tell me how to get to him.
What is this guy going to drink a sex pack? Holy crap.
Ha ha ha. Thought you could catch me off guard.
My stepdad
No, how about you tell me what I want
fierce like and then you know goodbye and I looks like I've had enough this
guy is getting progressively more and more drunk guys we talked to him
You're a good guy. Yep. Decent. Three beers for this, by the way. So, my pal, Gruby and
I were hired for this job. Deliver some parts to the Iron Forest. Uh-huh. Serious
people. Uh-huh. They work through bandits, but it's not my first day digging in the
So I know all their tricks the real bike preferred to stay
Something
Normal beers this is that this is that Ukrainian pokes apocalyptic mutant beers
to meet them they say no Miller light bro this is that that heavy shit I even was
broken this in the back
talk to chatterbox when I just talked to
other go check the I have
PSF checkpoint
Okay, we're going up check their meeting place and there, gotcha.
What's up brother?
Let me just get some settings real quick. Let me just double check we don't have motion blur or
anything on post-processing we could motion blur definitely turn that off all
like all the way off depth of field sharpness okay we should be fine and
epic is it like a DLSS or something
zero UI right is it DLSS
I'm scaling deal says it's been quality auto DLA a
DLS us frame jet there we go I
Discarded all changes is that what I did before we'll just fixed it graphics motion blur
Zero apply
there we go all right now we're cooking all right my map we got to go up this
road out this road and up to the top
oh I just okay that's a healing thing where I see that those are weird
key bones. I don't like those key bones. Oh, is that going to kill me? What is that?
Okay. Uh, let's go around that. Yeah, that looks spooky and not good for my health.
of
them as a good looking game holy moly
of the vegetation
louses of all that looks bad
of the stuff into the
anomalies
I'm an AR with no ammo, right? Oh
No, I do. Oh, let's have to reload it wait. I have a lot of stuff. I have a little scorpion, too
I'm going to have a farty gas.
Oh, these bolts. You know what these bolts?
So I've eliminated these.
I see. That's how you throw the bolts to test the path.
Like, okay, if I throw a bolt at this, the dirty bubble!
Oh, they made it go away.
Oh, no, it moved.
Oh, no, it made a...
Okay, that's crazy looking.
Yeah, let's not deal with that.
That dirty bubble
Those gunshots I hear a bad
Captain muss I eat
I feel like I'm in Texas right now.
I feel like I'm in Texas right now.
I feel like I'm in Texas right now shooting hogs
Oh
Oh
Okay, what the fuck is that dude?
The fucking predator holy shit
Oh
Once it's my first time playing any stalker game we're checking out the do stalker to DLC
cost of hope
If you guys want to check out stalker to link in the pinned chat at the top of that chat or the exclamation mark stalker
Or the panel at the bottom of the stream
Well, I don't want to talk. Oh, I actually
You saved us a memo
What are you doing here saw the party lights in the iron forest and decided to join
Sounds about right. I'd say you're right. I want to get to the iron forest
Well that's exactly why
What's that blue energy at the bottom left?
I see a stalker
What does that do?
Captain, he could help
He did already
I'm not proud to admit it
But we'll need to ask for more
My scouts disappeared in the forest
I could manage to find them
Or bring proof of death
I'll pretend I never saw you here
And I'll make sure to issue a reward
Oh, okay, okay
Deal
You got a deal, Captain
from under every rock big and small half my squad was wounded in action so you
understand why I can't send my people on any kind of rescue mission now
scouts need to be
really it's not tonight
bring them or their PDAs to me as proof questions
uh got it
where could your people be?
there are the tower doves and you're gonna get dead my man
Thank you very, very much, bro.
Thank you so much. Huge hand gifted. Thank you, brother.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I missed what this guy said.
I don't know what he's done me to do.
Marshal wouldn't want my guys to have their lives ruined
He car to the iron forest new region iron forest
Oh wait, I missed our meeting place that's optional though
Do I care about their meeting place now
I don't care about the little bro man's hangout
I
I shot
I shot hella am I alright?
They talk about cinematic game good lord
good lord use I
Oh, I have a shotgun, too.
Sorry, looks a little familiar, doesn't it?
Can you rotate items or no?
Looks a little bit familiar.
I think you can go too.
All right, so we gotta go this way.
We need the boats right.
Can I just throw a bolt on this thing and run by?
What the fuck is that?
Wow, the snike.
It's a goddamn Ukrainian fire worm.
Oh, okay.
Maybe I go around.
Can I go outside the fence here?
Let's go outside the there's a fire worm
God damn fire worm
Why am I beeping
Oh
Guys I don't like what I'm hearing. I don't like what am I here? This is freaking me the fuck out. What am I hearing?
Sergeant watch go
Five four five ps take off
Can I quickly
It is PDA, right?
Cheese block bandages.
Double click.
Gotcha.
Kind of un-mode it.
Un-mode.
There we go.
Okay.
Now what?
What?
Got a lot of fun traces, gotcha.
Is there anything to like loot in here?
What was that, dude?
Alright, what does this one do?
There Alice you
Stay out of the electricity
Wait, I can break the outcome come back. I want the ammo
They can break them get guys back see me a little bit because I've never played stalker so
That's a oh wait, I'm gonna go on here. Can I break these?
Just that one
Oops, I might need a little bit of backseat in here and there for little things. Oh don't go there
I'm just gonna sm- I'm just gonna fucking smack everything!
Everything! I'm gonna sit.
Oh, stamina, okay. I'm burning up my stamina.
Gotcha. You gotta manage that.
Okay.
I can't just- can I break this one?
Or is it only the- oh!
Okay, it's only those ones.
Yeah screw that big man look loner am I trippin yeah you trippin dog wow it's chill loner in
the iron forest it's chill either a tough kooky or just lucky to end up here in one piece
hey man are you lost this is the iron forest in case you didn't know I'm a little lost
Have you seen an IPSF squad around?
Just now?
Yeah, we did.
Wanted to offer them a round of cards, but they were too busy fighting the mutants and all out of ammo.
We did all the dirty work for them, but this one soldier managed to get hurt anyway.
So we sent him and the others to put in our camp to get patched up.
How do I get to your camp?
It's pretty close. I'll mark this spot on your PDA.
Say hi to our guys.
We'll stay here and thank you
Just because it's fun
We like it here
Are you been dirt you by river Darcy a river Darcy brother a river Darcy? That's right. Go on
Go on. See you later. Bye bye. Bye bye chill. Oh
Whoa, wait, that's actually the dirty bubble for real. That's the dirty bubble. Oh, what the fuck?
Well that's kinda sick actually.
That's pretty cool.
You gonna pop the little bubbles?
Oh fuck!
Oh shit!
Oh
Fucking flashbang. Oh my god. Get me out of here. Oh my god. Get me out of here
Oh my god dude this oh my fucking god oh my god wait where am I stuck on
We got
What's up dude lieutenant maix God anytime
Anytime partner, but of course freedoms agreed to a truth wars bad for business, right?
But I don't get is why we agreed to it
I
Come over for a meet and greet miss your stalker
What's up?
Nice stalker. We sure needed your help there. You bring the slugs. We take care of the R&R
Welcome to freedom curing
We got everything even duty
Let's put all the time. Yeah, I'm kind of noticing that you need to manage your stamina
I
Gotta imagine my stamina
Shit, well, you got that spas 12 to g36
Hey people we got ourselves a guest here
stalker
people
Need more people from now on
This stalker help this out as if duty wasn't enough right the fuck you
Fuck you, buddy. I'm looking at your ugly-ass face. You look like goddamn potato
Oh and roses here blow some you
The signals that guy socks nitro and moff go went out to fix it but that guy's super
Cut the boys from slack. Let him play with us since touch
Go! Fence is humbling bling!
You got the cage all fixed up?
Yeah, it's all good. Nothing to fix.
They gonna put me in the cage?
Dude, they might put me in the cage.
Why don't they put me in the cage and turn me into a pet?
I'll make sure it's fixed.
Don't want any extra work later on.
Yeah, stop it!
Why don't they turn me into a pet?
Thanks, Lieutenant.
I'm glad someone dicks what I'm saying.
How's Zulu?
The wound isn't serious, but I gave him a sedative.
He needs to rest.
Ready yourself?
Not this again.
Oh, shit!
Oh, that guy's bad.
Why is that guy so strong?
Holy shit.
Damn!
Oh, that guy didn't die, the Asian guy.
Oh, who is this guy?
Is that Eddie Hall?
That's Eddie Hall!
Sideway
Holy shit, man, you'll first fight with an amok I guess how the fuck was that there?
die hard bastards
fighting to the death
Don't fall for it
Aim for their spinal book and they are done for they're done for
for
your job for
that's duty for you
their plans are always the same
destroy, clean up, wipe out
but then what?
huh?
uh let's get some work
we do
unfortunately
duty, us
and everyone else in the iron forest
are in the same sinking boat
it's because of those black
attack you helped despite off wasn't the first that thing that just kicked my
ass that was a mutant that have been those blasts the amok was provoked by
the blasts too yeah they make all the mutants around more aggressive duty has
been surveilling this new anomalous activity for a long time as soon as we
came up with a theory on how to deal with it a fire I imagine I imagine I'll
find one later that was the prelude they didn't tell me to kill it for no
reason our tradition things their nature is technological and has a source so if
we find it and destroy it there will be no more blasts you might think this is a
reliable plan soccer but the problem is they don't know where to find the
source they brought their what was it repeaters is this guy okay more than they
You know, it's the sky okay?
The area turned out to be more dangerous. He's got like a short-term memory
He's got fucking that punch gave him CTE
Then I'm mocked give him some CTE. What do I need to do?
We needed at least three people for the mission now
It's just Moffka send by freedom to assist and now Nitro and I'm sure they could use some help
Zulu's reassurance is all we have glass don't just get Newton's worked up you
see it's me what's up disrupt the calm oh sorry I'm sorry my bad my bad yeah
the communications communications their statuses or if they're even a lot about
sorry about that you need to find muff gore nitro and give them a hand chances
are slim but they might be somewhere around these coordinates this was one
of the spots where I was supposed to install a repeater
good luck stalker everyone's lives would be easier without these blasts you
won't regret signing up for this if you have any questions ask away sure
I
Found the ISPF
Okay, what am I supposed to be doing I don't expect it aligns to talk to my true help the stalker get this done
Am I going to this one talk to nitro?
That's the one I'm going to yeah blue side missions. I don't care about a side missions
and don't be shy. Nah, leave the voice count alone. You heard same as me that he's here
to help now. Nah, my man. But you're dumb. You're dumb. Be a good-
Got some ammo.
That's how I get out of here.
Let's check. Come over here, you dog.
Do they get mad at me?
Right around the door. Get the air. Get the air.
We'll do the main missions.
We'll go to the main missions.
I think we stick to the main missions for right now.
We'll go to the cool tower. Where's the cool tower?
Oh, I shouldn't do that.
We can go back and do that another time.
We're gonna go back and do that another time
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Oh, there's nitro. Oh, I steal a shit. Maybe I should have stayed in the end get my head down
Yeah, I'm just robbing this guy. Hell yeah.
I'm fucking robbing him.
I've never played a stalker here before, no.
I've seen a girl around here.
I've heard lots about him.
Lots about him.
I can help you find her.
Okay, this guy is an actual egg.
How is he so clean-shaven in the apocalypse?
I just hope my plan with the damn repeater might still work out.
So Zulu sends someone instead of coming how is he so clean-chained it's one out. Where's he getting shaving cream from?
That's progress
So what do you need me to do?
You need to deal with the repeater the one muffler already managed to install
She installed it all right, but for some reason it stopped working
You need to climb up there and find out what went wrong
Oh, how do you climb up there?
Oh, well, maybe that's why.
Maybe that's why. Maybe don't fall.
This guy should be hanging around all these electricity things. It's cooking his, uh, his hair.
That's why I work with duty
They'll get rid of the zone and make the world a lot a lot more simple
Okay, let's hope it's just a loose crew if not grab it and get down
We'll figure it out together. The radio doesn't work without a repeater. Unfortunately
There are more sorry for my negative vibes. I'm stressed out. So I'm drunk. Yeah, bam
I'm dealing with whatever
I like stealing all this kind of stuff.
Alright, where do we go for this?
We're right on top of it.
Where do I?
Do I just keep going up?
We just keep going up.
We just keep going up.
We just keep going up.
Like us?
Oh, no, at the climb.
Okay.
I have to eat?
I don't have to eat.
Alright, we're gonna go around here.
Through here.
Oh, I am hungry.
Wait, I do have to eat.
Oh, I have to eat.
use
hmm yummy
yummy yummy yummy
hmm
where am I done? how do I?
Do I have to go into that because that's like floating shit?
Do I have to jump there, and then jump?
Oh my god.
Well, yeah, I see what I need to do, and we're gonna fucking die, guys, we're fucking dead.
Oh fuck!
Yep, we're fucking dead.
Oh, I got hops. Okay, so I was going the right way
Um
At five for save is it true? Can I oh save? Yep. Yep. Let's save. Yep. Okay. All right, perfect
Because I know I'm gonna kill myself doing this
Oh, okay, okay, I don't understand. I don't understand. Oh my god
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, I have to like bolt it.
And then I have to run, jump!
Okay.
Okay.
Ah!
Give it to that.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
fuck you
ah
why can't I
Don't you shoot it?
I don't like that bubble
that dirty bubble okay we're almost here almost here almost here dude I didn't die I got some
skills man now the question is how the fuck did we get down from there I don't
I get down
Okay, press yep turn that yeah hit that oh
I broke it
Oh
Oh, what the fuck is that what?
Uh
I
Know what I do what I do I don't know what to do I don't know what to do
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for touching your thing. I'm sorry
I didn't mean to do it. I'm sorry
Guys, I don't think I can kill it, it's a flying magical orb demon of electricity.
How do I kill that?
Uh, wait, I can't, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh my god it's throwing a thing in the air.
Oh my god.
It's got a it's got a fucking pot. It's gonna kill me. I'm going back. I'm going back to the tower
Yeah
What the fuck
We're tinkerbell, where is it?
Put down the beer!
Is that it over there?
Okay, I gotta look for the shit it grabs.
I gotta look for the st- is that it- no, that's a bird.
of
it out
all what the ffff
I think I saw it, do you see that guy?
Do you see that guy? That looked like Patrick Starr.
Okay, so now that I killed Tubby McLumpkins, how do I get down from here?
Can I jump? There's no way I can jump across that, right?
Wait, why is there a floating bucket there?
Wait, wait, wait.
I gotta fix that button.
Whoa look at that!
Oh!
Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa!
Okay!
I'll get my gun.
That means to repeat yourself and run him.
All right, so
Look down there are pads normally
Oh, I guess I can go down this
Well, I wasn't supposed to do that but um
.
As one way to do it.
, was a good and
a good old gunfight? Yeah. Not exactly. There was a poltergeist lurking nearby. Ah, electric.
Oh, is that actually what it's called? The poltergeist? They love messing with all kinds of equipment.
Damn. If Zula was here, he would have suspected a mutant. By the way, maybe Circa has some research
on how to repel them from equipment. But there's no way I can get my hands on that now. Damn zone.
what's our next move?
this guy's got earrings like the lead singer of disturbed
It would be enough to round the calculation
That's guy looks like the server
With a much higher processing capacity
It should be able to give us the location of the source of the blasts
Yeah
And chief will help us free of charge
Oh my god
You'll have to find out we discussed this plan with Mufka
But it never went further than that discussion
You'll have to play it by ear
The sound of Poltergeist
Thanks for your help stalker
Judy won't forget it
You better not forget it dude
broke my ass climbing that stuff.
Talk to the chief.
Where do I talk to the chief?
I'm talking to the chief.
To the chief we go.
Oh, a lizard.
Yeah, used a lot of my ammo, that's cool.
I used all my ammo for what?
the best the best good good good job good job good job Tony good job
just I'd be like exploring and looting items or something or
I should be right
Oh, well, you let me save.
Yeah, I don't want to fight the bubble again.
Oh, fuck, oh no, stop it!
He just shot me! What the hell, man? I'm trying to save you!
We fucked him up!
We shot me!
Fucking asshole.
What a dickhead.
I'm looting your boy.
Anti-radiation drugs.
his baguette, do I want his baguette?
wait is this a random guy?
I'm not looking for trouble.
31 chesh.
Oh!
Oh!
Sorry.
Wait, a sniper.
Man, a 1911.
Army medkit.
I did a V.S. it's like hella broken alright.
Should I be taking these guns?
What was that thing?
A liquid rock.
medicine
how's that? let me eat that sausage
yum
they're all delicious
mmm, pocket sausage, yum
Be here.
More sausage.
Oh.
I can unload them.
Uhhh.
Unload.
Unload the shotgun rounds.
They don't have many bullets in their guns.
okay we're good oh look at this guy what you got for me nice
quick the artifacts how do I do that oh
What is this one do radiation dispersion radiation dispersion
Okay, what's that a slug that's slug
Are you saying I need to upgrade my suit do I have a shitty suit a Siva suit
Oh, I don't stop using the goddamn energy drink
Fucker you why is my guy dancing in there?
He's in there dancing
Chad whose man's is this
Toyota trickster and Sonya boogie man actual scab names
Actual scab names
Don't know
There's a guy.
There's a guy.
Hmm
All right, but guys you recognize the tune no, but I recognize that Fenty lean that you're doing
I don't know about that!
I don't know about that!
too much chatter on the channel.
Do you happen to know where Mavka went?
Can I sell stuff to this guy?
Here are the coordinates.
She's looking for something.
A story of her own.
One day, I'll hear it.
Why are you?
Every action, I will hear you again.
I have to do mission first.
is a better suit. Better physical protection, but I can't put on a helmet.
Why can't I wear the helmet?
Oh, because it has a built-in helmet.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Let's carry the 545.
Wait, no.
We need all the 545.
Take all that.
Wait, no, we need all the 5-4-5.
Take all that.
We don't need 9x19.
We need 9x18.
I don't have any blood.
Okay.
I think we're good.
save accept find my cover at the workshop that's over there yeah
find my cover at the workshop
Oh, oh, oh, what is that?
What the fuck is that?
Huh?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay, how do I get close to that thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pissing on me. I don't think I have. Let's stay away from that
Let's say you're in you're in mutant that piss mutant
Is
That is. That definitely is.
I got a little moth, I want to go up there.
Isn't this where I'm supposed to go?
It's like right behind me.
Oh.
Let me try.
Shucks are bad for you.
Sure I can bust this open, right?
You sure I can bust this open, right?
It's locked.
Well, I'll mark it.
All that from stepping on a little electricity.
Well, I go on the roof or something.
Oh, wait, no.
I'm assuming I have to like get on this railing.
Oh
Okay, that was fucking crazy
Hold oh I'm not looking for trouble. Mama. You mama
Zulu sent me to help you she's got those the scope on
I'm not dying.
Damn, she's got that heater.
No hard feelings. That's okay.
It's a lady stalker.
during blasts and we can't afford to meet the next one.
So let's get going.
You'll be helping me fight off mutants.
And there's gonna be a lot of time
because of the blasts.
Okay.
Wait, can I climb that?
Oh
Fuck
Oh my god, he's kicking my ass.
Yeah, you don't want that shit with me
What do you got
Excuse me a little loot break go a good amount though
Oh, Ratman!
Sneaky Ratman!
Sneaky Ratman!
Eh, you know me, I'm just up here camping, I'm in shit.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, there's so many of them.
Oh, the dog just owned them!
Oh, that was really dumb.
Oh, that was really stupid.
Oh, that hurts.
Oh!
I'm so bad about the thing.
I
Can this lady Kelly's things oh, I just walked on the damn thing
One more. Come here!
BAM!
What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?
There he is. You can't hit it!
one moment the testing workshop you sir I can't be yeah thank you motherfucker
mother motherfucker yeah yeah you like that motherfucker
I thought I thought I'd be out here on my own now I need to get to zoo no one
to go to the workshop alone. And I'll stay here. I need to.
Oh, and thanks. Really? You're welcome. You're welcome, lady.
Okay. I'll have a far run. Okay. We got a way back there.
Bye-bye, lady.
Nice meeting you.
That's five megacoop.
What does that five do?
What does that five do?
Quick save?
I thought you were saying like F5 I need a loot with F5, I was so confused.
Alright we're going to go back.
Back to that first place we was at.
Anything at the chopper?
Uhhh.
Lanatas.
Uhmmm.
Bullets.
A lacas and bullets.
A lacas and bullets.
One.
Where you have unlimited inventory space, but limited rate?
Is that true?
I thought you had both.
I feel like, is that cat?
I've heard it's cat.
Something spooky's out there.
Oh, what the fuck?
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
That's a bubble in front of me.
Is that a kind of get mask? Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it was.
How do I get around this?
Is there a break in the fence anywhere?
It's hard to see these bubbles at night, they gotta be careful.
They bled dead.
I'm gonna pass that.
I'm gonna pass that.
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Oh, what am I, oh god, oh god, that's radiation, okay. I know that sound.
Okay, this is where I did all the parkour, yeah, got that.
I
All right, what's up boys? I would tell him baby. I would tell him
General, we found the source of the blasts, and we are ready to start phase two of the operation.
Requesting confirmation.
General Boronin, can you hear me? Over.
Operating control. Get ready to connect and leave after the operation.
Requesting reason for cancellation.
I think it's capable of using the voice. The pitch can actually be too high.
Say again? I can't hear you, General.
General
That's a food
Oh, a piece of food
That mod's not a listener modded
Lessons not modded or anything like that
Cool
I'll take a walk
Before I'm caught
That's not on his head
Let's step aside
I'll talk to this guy
What a god
at least I brought over the PD from his thanks we let me help sure you fix
everything up you won't be able to do it later sorry for my boy for all this I
thought the call would go differently that's okay that doesn't matter what
matters is now we know where the source is which means nitro stereo is
right and we might be able to get rid of the blasts we don't have many
people none what do you mean there's like ten guys in here you and I stalker we
can do it hope you won't say no we talking about offering more than just
wreckage that goes without saying do you have a plan God finally back to the
point this duty drama oh she's here is like a lullaby
mofka all right there's no way her hair is staying like that in the
Apocalypse there's no way
On apocalypse if this isn't the apocalypse, what the hell is it?
Or you walk outside and there's mutant gips running around
Apocalypse why not?
She's a person not a mutant you can trust people despite the risks
even if the zone teaches you not to get a zone who are in the zone okay no
mutants apocalyptic zone promise you mentioned we have problems at the
workshop apocalyptic zone problems the entrance is blocked is it actually
supposed to be Chernobyl still open them somehow but we need to turn the
power on first there's a fuse box nearby that should be enough so the
Plan is that skiff powers up the power station while we will take care of the zone fauna around the workshop
I'm guessing this problem number two exactly
Nice to go out on a run. Why don't they send in some more artillery than the flint was named?
Should they send in a little bit more artillery
In the heart of the iron forest, I don't have that much on me right now. I'll pay you back once the check comes in
There are these guys.
I don't give a crap about them. What's going on?
Fucking, I'm fucking robbing them, man.
Give me that.
What else can I steal?
Yeah, you're not, mm-hmm, yeah, let me steal that, uh, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah, all that.
Oh, don't mind me, buddy, I'm just seeing what you got in here for me to steal, yep,
um, okay, okay, looks good.
Yep, you're good.
you're all good let me help we'll take a look upgrades
oh repair equipped items shall I repair everything
Should we fix everything up? You won't be able to do it later.
Should I be repairing my stuff?
A broken is a durability.
They're pretty good though.
Let me help. We'll take a look.
Repair.
Didn't work.
I didn't do it.
Repair or equipped items.
Oh, E was cancelled.
I thought E would be...
Oh wow.
What are we spinning?
spinning I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry what are we spinning I mean did I remember that
website back in the day I didn't know we had that inter noble to say oh now buddy wait
Actually, you know what
He wanted it, man, he wanted it
How far is this pocket thing even three years man? I mean dude, if I was stuck in this place
I'd be getting freaky like that too. I can't even lie
By the way, how is the arena doing?
I keep good from the mainland. I'm a clupka
I'm not wanted to take my place. I'll go back when I want to. Maybe you'll join me one day.
Clash me. But we gotta finish here first.
Fuck. My radio was off.
Do I not want to go in the water?
Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Fuck!
Do I not want to go in the water?
I don't think I want to go in the water, right?
What does it matter?
Ah, this shit ain't even deep.
That ain't even deep or fun.
Skiff.
Mavka and I are heading to the testing workshop.
Once you deal with the power, go and join us there.
Oh shit! Oh fuck!
Come here motherfucker! Bam! What's up with a bam bam?
I'll be there in a second bud I got some things to grab I'll be there in a second buddy
Oh, shh.
Oh, chill, man, chill, put that thing away.
Put that thing away, man.
Okay, see you
Okay, though. I haven't seen you
You better get out of my sight and stay away
Buddy
Wasati asked me to find you don't want to talk to me like that man. You know, I'm not that guy now
I'm not that guy. Don't talk about freedom camp
Spoon couldn't do what he was supposed to do
I am not like that guy
Let's just commander in mortal danger and then got killed himself
all our questions yeah that's just great I need to get to the checkpoint for a status report
one more questions check kills guy chat one or two one or two one or two kill him he's bald
I'm seeing a whole lot of twos.
I'm seeing a whole lot of twos.
Wild man dies.
What's up?
You said dead or alive.
I prefer dead.
You piece of shit.
Shoot.
Oh, that was easy.
I thought that would be a little bit harder.
3SVD!
Wow, we got out of this one bullet too, that's all you had.
You had about that one bullet.
You had about that one bullet.
I ain't got but the one bullet that's it
it. Come with me, pal. Pal, you're coming with me.
Fuck
Fucking mugged
Fucking mugged get inside the power substation that looks like that
Looks like I gots to go up here damage. Thank you. Thank you fatality
Wait, take the detector?
Well, something.
Left an analyzer?
Is it on him?
What the hell was the analyzer?
Where's the analyzer?
Jeff, what are you guys talking about?
What analyzer?
What the hell are you guys talking about, Analyzer?
I'm getting baited.
I'm getting baited.
I'm getting baited.
Who met
The body loop with anything for you do with that guy. What the hell does I mean?
It's calm well whatever
So be it it wasn't meant to be
Yeah, what it meant to be
Yeah, come on, let's claim it.
Uh oh.
Run a dollar back.
Run a dollar back.
Run.
I'm sure you can ask him to make you a while, you won't say no to you.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, that hurt, that hurt, oh my god.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's like a sausage.
Locked.
Locked as well.
Um...
Oh, wait.
Ah!
I keep hitting a seat.
bitting seed a crouch
Yeah, those are a waste of shotgun. I'm not realizing I
I could just one tap him with the Mac. What up?
Cause I...
Ow!
Ow!
You're kinda cute. I don't know...
Not about your definition of cute, but that's okay.
this is not going to attract giga mutants
Locked. Okay, I think we did all the way to do it here.
Yep, meet with Zulu and Mavka. Meet with Zulu and Mavka.
Bleat.
Chat, remind everyone who was just joined, we're playing Stalker 2 right now, the cost of Hope DLC.
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let's not touch that
got me see you later bro have a good night
just saved my game is that a good sign or a bad sign
I'm gonna get in there.
How's the door?
Oh, some dead mo-fuckas.
He's going home, he's gotta go home.
Oh shit, wait what?
So will you expel your game this time on my left?
Do you recommend for inspiration?
They got on!
I don't control my game.
I do not do that.
But anyway, they never expelled me even for that.
I slept on my own.
I thought I wasn't worthy of my comrades' trust.
So what's the sense?
I don't care.
for what it really is.
And remember what we are fighting against.
Great, everyone's here.
Well, everybody, except all the dead guy, hides upstairs.
We need to go through the underground tunnel
so the testing workshop.
We'll find the source of the blasts and deal with it.
Here's the keycard.
It should come in handy.
Mufka and I will clear the door.
Sir, yes, sir.
I'm ready.
Great, let's roll. Open the door, Sceve.
Okay!
Okay!
Little bad guys down here, right?
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
I
Want
Oh
Let's find a way around this looks like the control room the door can be unlocked
I can try the lamp but the bar will give me some trouble
This will only solve part of the problem
Super natural element. Oh, there's lots of super natural. You didn't see the magical orb of electricity. I just shot
It's all like mutants and it's like Chernobyl a radiated zone
Does anomalies and we'll be on mutants and shit like that
Okay, where am I going
where's she going I wasn't paying attention oh she ain't no way you're
going in there fuck you won't even try good we'll figure it out get thank you
Just watch your arm.
Is she like...
She's limbering up? Okay.
She's limbering up.
I'm gonna leave them behind and go this way.
I thought freedom never so good in all zone manifestations.
Only in those useful in your kind.
Reds in vats definitely are not.
I'll keep watch. No mutants can get past me.
Unless, of course, they're lurking in some side passage.
Damn it, Shul! Next time you're going in.
I choose big ass one fit in there lady.
He won't fit in there.
She's stoner Kegels.
The Kegels too.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Get radiation.
Okay.
Don't go that way.
I want to explore a little bit.
Oh, look back here.
Some medicine for me.
of
of
okay well that's one way to turn on the tower
hold on
I'll let you in
open the door already I'll help you
Oh my god, that's just oh my
Oh
My fucking god, okay
All right, what the hell is this thing?
I
Holder guys to work in
Good job
Somehow you gave me
Yeah, well on I got a loop hold on
Okay, yeah, I got that key card
Finally a decent run you and I like old times watching each other's backs and a good fighter by our side
Last time you said it was a piece of ground, we stumbled upon a...
What a gamatas.
This over can make anyone feel superstitious.
If it's not the blasts, it's the emissions.
And don't get me started on mutants and anomalies.
But the bone marrow of that camira may become part of a cure for some rare disease.
I want to believe that beast will save more people than okay, so why didn't this hermetic door open from the control room?
Any ideas?
Not yet cuz there's a mutant. Let's split up and look for ways we can move forward
Boys to the left girls to the right
Make sure to keep your radios on okay. I had a campfire story. Oh wait wrong way. Sorry
Sorry, oh
Well, there's nothing okay
there's nothing that way well look around maybe I can get the doors electric
drive motors connected you should go further down the hallway and check it out
sure sure send me to my death why not sure buddy sure oh yeah let me deal with
This room, yeah, okay, I have to do some parkour here
The first length of drive is connected. I don't know what it is you did
There we go
Don't have a detector yet. Nope. I'm throwing bolts
Come on in guys
excellent works give
Where did Moffa go? Oh she died come in. Where are you dead? Moffa come in
Hey, relax. I'm fine. Don't worry. Just a little trouble on the road. Keep going.
I wonder what kind of gizmos they tested here.
Looks like some kind of project-thex equipment.
Don't you feel like someone's...
What?
Watching us?
Don't you feel like somebody's watching us?
I'm gonna go back to the campfire.
Press the, where I can't press the button.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Oh, there it is!
What's the button?
What's up turd? Do well, do well, do well.
Oh fucking zombies you want some of that shit yeah take something out
Okay, don't go in there, that's bad enough.
Oh my, wait, what the fuck, they're all about, wait, they're everywhere.
Oh, they hurt.
Why are they just standing there like idiots?
Wait, are these like actual humans that I'm killin'?
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Okay, well maybe I should pay more attention.
I thought they were like zombie guys.
What are they doin'?
oh idiot
oh hey mafka you want to kill that guy thanks
oh what the f***ing airbush
oh i'm hella bleeding how do i stop the bleeding a bandage i'm assuming
That's the story, all right.
Uh, water bottle, I don't know.
Unload ammo, unload ammo, unload ammo.
Oh, they got hella shotgun ammo.
They got so much shotgun ammo in them.
What the hell?
Okay, that's giving me radiation. Does radiation go away over time?
I guess it does.
Look at that London to me. Dude, I was just in London. I got a, you know?
I don't have a lot of training over there.
What the hell is that?
Whoa.
It's so party it's real
Don't touch anything
Well, she this is what I think it she just touched the
She just touched it
I've heard some tall tales about it, but I always thought it was too good to be true.
You were right. We are in the zone.
Miracles aren't real.
Oh, we just got one here.
What are you doing back there?
I mean, so quiet, bud.
Look, I should.
Look, I should.
Oh, my God, who did this to you?
Hold on.
I'm going to figure something out.
Stay with me.
Quick.
Run.
You might want to fuck that guy work lady forget about that fucking guy
I'm not gonna let you go.
Well, you guys broke it.
Look at what you did. You broke it.
Oh, and I was dead.
Lukash! Lukash! Please! Lukash!
Come on, Lukash!
It can feel what you want more than anything.
Everyone had to do it. You can at least drop the gun now and be unplugged that thing.
Jeez!
Right here.
Lukash! Lukash!
Lucas.
What are you getting me?
What's the green thing?
I'm sorry, Mufka, no, no, she's lady.
What do you mean by that?
We got to go.
We got to go.
You kids.
I want to bury him.
Where are you going to bury him?
Dude, we're in the basement of some Ukrainian building. Where are you going to bury this guy?
What was that?
for sure skiff seems like the blasts and the oasis were connected to this device we
got rid of the source some might feel sorry the way this is gone but not me these
miracles of the zone always come with a catch what should we do next check out
the rest of the facilities skiff Lukash sure didn't stab himself I might
You don't know that. What have you found on the knife?
I tried to find out who did it, but stay out of trouble.
What have you found on the knife?
I'll meet you at the cabin.
Nice. Alright.
I got some coupons too, I'm gonna go buy some cool shit with my coupons.
I have like 400 grenades and I don't think I've used a single one of them.
Oh, down we go.
They don't think I can get past that, to be honest, they don't look like something I
can just get past.
What the matter?
Medicino?
Medicino?
Oh, and uh, okay.
You know, Medici, you know.
I'm not OK.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Why?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
It's not a tripwire.
OK.
Oh, my head.
Ow, my head.
Oh, ah, ah, ah, what the fuck?
the fuck what the fuck oh what the fuck
torn apart by mutants you don't say you don't say torn apart by me
don't worry about mutants a
Hopefully I had a save okay
Okay, we're done.
Um...
Okay, let's have all of that.
And those bandages.
Um, now, do I just run away from that guy?
Or, wait, wait, I can shoot that barrel, right?
Oh, I do have a grenade.
fucking pussy pussy has a biatch
oh fuck okay
okay that didn't work I don't know my work I don't know my work I don't know my work I don't know my work
what the fuck
alright well just fucking kill me dude just
just fucking kill me
Ha ha ha ha
Fucking just fucking kill me now. I guess I got a like full-on run
Premature Nate my name is pretty good
So we have to come down like a dive bunch here, so I have to keep losing us
That name was good
Put the barrel ten feet from the guy. What are you talking about?
The name is Fire. Alright, fine.
I'm going to just spam a bunch of nades.
This guy's a pussy.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck that hurt oh god. Oh my god fuck these other guys!
What happens if I run through this, alright?
Well, yep that.
Yep that kills you. I don't know if I could kill this guy. I think I gotta like
Be fast, but then there's that like
There's that like fire shit. Is there a ball to shoot? There's a there's a warp to shoot. I'll be a warp to shoot
Well, let's start pussy
Okay, I jump over there. I see I gotta be like a fucking ninja like a fucking ninja
Like a fucking ninja
Okay, don't shoot. Okay. I didn't die a single time and I'm
Why'd I reload? I don't know
I didn't realize he was that close to me
He's big fellas real quiet
That big fellas real quiet
Jump ninja shit
yeah yeah oh energy drink hurry hurry hurry oh my stamina came back already
fuck I don't know what that is I okay hop that yeah yeah up that okay through
Okay, we made it, nice.
Nice.
See, we didn't panic at all, okay.
Well, now where do I go?
Across here?
He's probably dead.
You think he died?
Let's see if he's dead.
You're dead?
Hey, he's dead.
Pussy.
Yeah, pussy.
Yeah, what up, bitch?
You like that?
Pussy?
I was one of them dare pseudo-johns.
One of that damn dare pseudo-johns.
Nice, guys.
Imagine if we panicked at all during that?
That would have been horrible.
I could have died if I panicked.
Yeah, I would have been fucking terrible. I would have been terrible.
Always maintain composure when dealing with pseudo-gives.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
What's back here? There's gotta be something back here, right?
Nah, there's not.
are you fucking kidding me are you fucking kidding me like I saw the red stuff in there
obviously but I didn't think that opening the door was gonna blow it all up I saw the
I read some, I didn't think that was gonna explode it.
Oh, oh, fuck, it's that guy.
Okay, shoot him in the back.
I remember this guy.
We have to shoot him in the back.
We have to shoot him in the back.
Okay, I gotta get him.
Run into, oh, fuck, oh god.
Oh, oh, oh shit, oh shit, oh my god.
Okay, well, all right.
Okay, if this guy hits me, I die. Okay. All right. I gotta dodge him and then he's gonna hit the wall
I gotta bait him jump out of the way hits the wall and then we give him vicious backshots with a shotgun
And he dies
Hey look we can we can act like I never exploded myself in there either
We got this guys you got this shit, okay, don't explode myself in the exploding room
Huh come down here a little save right here a little save right there jump down here
Maybe look
What's he?
Can you get me, bitch?
Yeah!
What's up?
Do you want some of this?
I'm too fast!
Over here, what's he?
Over here!
Over here!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, it's a gun!
Oh, fuck!
Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaah!
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!
Drink at its time, and drink!
Hurry!
Oh!
Oh!
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
Fuck!
Drugs, drugs, drugs! Use the drugs!
Oh!
How do I
Oh
Maybe the shotgun's not what we want for this
Okay
Oh
Shoulda grabbed me Jeffrey no Jeffrey Jeffrey stop me stop it Jeffrey
Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey you stopped that right now
Okay, he's beating my fucking ass
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't get him to, like, not beat the shit out of me right now.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Like, dude, I can't get him to...
Jeffrey? Jeffrey, stop it!
I...
I can't get him to turn around. I can't get him to turn around, I can't get him to turn around, I can't get him to turn around.
Oh no.
I can't get him to turn around.
Are you in the corner?
I don't know, I don't know, he's not turning up before he was turning up and I was not.
I
Not here
Okay, I think I just need to shoot him with a few more bullets.
I think I did all the back shots that I was supposed to give him.
Yeah, you see?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Loot the other guy.
What other guy did look the other guy the pseudo psycho giant? Oh
This guy
A spazzing 1012 in
I
Must stay thank you, sir
Bye-bye
Alrighty fellas, this is this is a good stopping point for us. That is going to conclude our little stalker to DLC
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I had a nice long little week going on with those traveling
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