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who's good??
what's good WolfsNation?
hahahaha
woooooooooo
what's up y'all?
it's fucking cold
he didn't bring a jacket
I didn't bring a jacket, I'm in a t-shirt
and uh... it's dark as fuck out
its dark as fuck out man, depressing
very fucking depressing
it's very depressing listen we were gonna go live earlier
We woke up
Anyways, we were supposed to go live earlier, bro, but we woke up feeling kind of sick
We're like bro, we're not gonna let down the viewers
We had a little bit of death threats in our DM
Yeah, we did a little bit of our controversy everywhere
I feel like, just yesterday.
Yo, yeah, by the way, like, bro, you know what?
I'm sorry to the Wolves team.
Yeah, me too.
They did nothing but give us hospitality.
And we betrayed them.
We betrayed them, fully.
And I feel bad, and I'm sorry.
But yeah, it was my first soccer match.
It was pretty cool.
But yeah, I got a lot.
I saw my social security number in my DMs.
Yeah, every.
Yeah.
Yeah, we pretty much saw everything.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, here we go.
Today, though, how are you?
I'm not on no YouTube.
I'm really?
Send me?
Send?
Me?
Yeah
Yeah?
What's up, bro?
Nah, nah, nah, nah
Bro, it's so hard being this fucking cool
Oh my god
Look at that
What's up, bro?
Wait, wait, what's our names?
Marlon and Wonderland
Yes
Yeah, it is, it is, it is
Are you streaming right now?
Yeah, we're live right now
No, I'm going to check it
It's like I get a phone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get it, yeah
Yeah, what the fuck is that? I don't know. Anyways, okay, listen. Yeah, tell me what we're doing today. So we said fuck that shit
Yeah, fuck London by the way. We have to leave London. So we left London again again step that side
Oh, tell him about 3 a.m. When there was like 15 kids with knives outside like oh, oh, bro
What wolves fans? Oh, we'll size pop our side. We'll fucking thank you man. What do we say, bro?
We did a lot. We're not anyways, bro. We caught up. Digi. We said digi
What do you do to me? Let me keep my height. We see. Yeah
morning and run, exeggitly.
So we're here, we're gonna meet up with Tim what?
In probably about an hour or so?
Probably like 30, 45, 45 minutes.
I get some eats, we fasted today.
We fasted? I'm not going to lie, we haven't ate.
I ate a banana this morning, but I'm fake fasting.
He's fake fasting and yeah, I mean, I've not had a single bite to eat today.
Fucking moons out.
So yeah, so we thought, you know what, why not grab a little Nando's for the one time?
Yeah, we haven't do you know
Say man, we haven't had a food segment. Have you said had the driving segment drive?
That's good. That's not bad. That's not bad at all. We're gonna meet up with Deji
I think we're gonna make some music. We're gonna make some music go to the studio make a song with him
Don't really know what exactly
But you know what we're gonna float today. Um, it's gonna be fun, bro
Oh, I also I didn't tell you bro, but I'm I weighed myself yesterday. Yeah, actually, bro. I got a scan, too
I'm up a body percent fat. Oh my god
Shocker for yesterday, right?
Listen, bro, we're going to go eat real quick.
We haven't eaten on stream.
We don't know where we're at.
We got dropped off to a random location.
I'm not kidding.
We actually don't know where.
I don't know where we're at.
But I do know that it's the middle of somewhere.
Oh, it's probably the address.
Oh, it's the address right behind us.
Nice.
Oh, I'm at literally the exact.
Listen, bro, there's no one coming to our address.
No one's coming here.
But Desi's going to come in about 45 minutes.
We're going to do a little eating segment,
catch up with the chat.
And then drive with him to the studio.
Make a song after that chill part.
maybe get some more easy with your neck there.
Oh my God.
Anyway, it's day three.
Hope you're enjoying it so far.
Tomorrow is a good day.
Tomorrow is a great day.
Tomorrow is my most excited day.
In my opinion, it's the one I've been looking forward
to the most, which we'll talk about at the end.
It'll be the end of the stream.
Yes.
But I think that's going to be the best day.
Me too. Personally.
I'm fucking excited, bro.
I'm excited for day two.
Yeah, why not, bro?
Yeah.
Shall we? Shall we? Let's go.
Yeah, I think we got dropped off at a mall.
Yeah.
It's gonna be pretty easy to figure out where we are.
What if we do that?
Yeah, bro, look at that shit. Ninja Warrior UK?
That's probably no Ninja Warriors in the UK.
Now here's the thing. I thought it was just like a random Mandos with Chad.
Is this a mall or what?
No, I think he told us it's over there.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
But bro, there's a lot of children. I don't know what's up with this.
Wait, so kids have school off still?
So how long?
I'll say no photos. No photos. Cheers though.
I'll say in GD there's no one here.
There's nobody here. We're in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, I'm not kidding. Like, we're in the middle of nowhere.
To be honest.
There's probably some people who know something in the chat.
Oh my God, there's an arcade right here.
Oh my God. Oh, an arcade. All your games.
Should we go in the arcade after?
Not a bad shout out.
No arcade. I'm not a bad shout out.
Oh, look at this. Come on.
This is beautiful. Lots of colors.
Yeah, I know I'm in the fucking T's.
I'm fucking free from my asshole,
but I also knew it was going to be inside most of the time.
Oh, they have Starbucks in the UK?
What do you mean?
What do you think they don't have in the UK, they just have in the US?
I can't believe it.
Wait, how do we...
Oh, it is busy.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my word.
Oh my god, we're fried.
Cheers, bro.
How long is the first seating of...
Four?
Four.
Twenty minutes.
Oh my god, we're fried.
We're fried.
Oh
There's no we can say right now
We put it down
This is that way here. Why should we wait like right here?
We're gonna wait here in Texas. So fine. Yeah, we have one person wait
Okay
Ah cool. Cool cool cool. Okay.
You're gonna be inside for a little, is that okay?
Are you gonna be okay?
It's part of the game.
Love you.
Love you too.
Okay.
Alright, we'll call me to our kids.
Just me brother, call me brother.
No photos, no photos.
Okay, I mean, hold on.
Damn, what he does is that pop, man.
But that's crazy, look,
cause we're still in there like a random spot.
Bro, did you see him teaming us up there?
That's more, I swear he whispered under his bed.
No, no.
That's part of that run, right?
Like, you would think, you know what I'm saying?
Like, but it's okay.
Like, you would think they'd be like,
We gotta tell you what we all like.
Oh bro, they already know about us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like minimum $40.
Minimum $40, yeah.
Minimum $40.
Minimum.
OK, well, Arcade it is then.
Random Arcade it is.
Well, yeah, I don't.
Like why are we in the Random Arcade?
Like two hours at London.
I don't know if this is a good idea.
I'll say, I'll say, I'll say we go.
Arcade, hurry!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck is they're doing here, bro?
More than move, come on.
Stop stop stop. Nobody knows you here. Wait, this is the most depressing arcade of MLC.
This is depressing.
How do you do it? You gotta get like, take a chat or what?
There's like nothing to do in here.
Wait, it's like, this is what you do if you're in like a random time in the UK chat or what?
It's like we take a go on a day type vibe.
I'm gonna get in three, I miss out so much on the street. I love y'all so much. Oh my god, seriously.
Oh basketball! Basketball!
It's cash?
Is it?
Oh!
We can do like a friendly little wager.
Losers got to pay for the Nando's.
Yeah?
Okay, yeah, I like that look a lot.
Okay, ready?
What are we doing?
We are grown ass men and there's little ass men.
We gotta wait 20 minutes.
Yeah, but bro, this is literally like 5 years old.
How you doing?
Yeah, how you doing? We're good?
That's easy.
How you doing? Of course.
Can y'all make a line for me please?
Everyone make a line, please.
Everyone make a line.
Take care, take care.
Yo, grown-ass name. Yo,
Lucer, Patreon, and...
Oh, you wanna do one at a time?
No, go ahead bro.
One at a time? Yeah, go ahead.
Two dollars?
That's no key fuck it's actually not yeah, let's try another car. You don't fucking take in mix
Cash hold on
I'm gonna first fuck off. Okay. I'm gonna take my shit too. I'm not gonna lie. Oh
Wow nice
One thing about me is I may be short. I may be fat. I know how to shoot balls. Oh you do
That's a why
Oh my god y'all.
Go on, go on, oh wow, oh wow.
Oh hold on, oh hold on.
Wait up.
Oh okay, okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh you pay Fernando, you pay Fernando.
You fucking pay Fernando.
What the fuck is this?
You pay Fernando.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's harder than it looks.
I'm running out of breath.
That's not bad, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
Hold on now.
Oh yeah, you're fine.
Oh yeah, it's over.
Hold on.
Oh yeah, it's over.
Why are you shooting so left?
There you go.
Cash.
38?
What up, y'all?
Yeah, I'm gonna do this one in life.
I'm gonna make a line.
Oh, well, I'll tell you,
you might pay 32, buddy.
I might, it makes no sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Why am I out of breath, like low key?
I
Know so I got a lot of money
Come on guys, oh, yeah, start at it. Let's go good
Oh my god
Oh, hey, hey!
Oh, this is fucked up.
What is the point?
Oh, it's fine.
Wait, what do you have to beat?
You won't go for the last shot.
You won't go for the back up.
You won't go for the last shot.
You need one.
No!
I don't know what I'm about to do.
Hey, I got to do it.
I don't know.
Tell all your friends we're here at this location.
No, no.
Everyone host it host everybody don't we go
That's the issue. Yeah, of course
I don't really good
Yeah
This is where I come like the area you'll come to like have fun is it yeah
Not much to do here, huh?
Oh, yeah
38 or 36
Very pressing
You must leave it, be speedy, be speedy.
Go to the top, yes.
Yeah, of course.
Got you, got you.
Oh yeah, of course bro, yeah. You gotta wait in line though.
There's like a lot of...
Sometimes they say this piece, on this bit of slide.
Yeah!
Don't chat, we have to actually come in soon, at least, okay?
Hey, girl, you had a fucking birthday, huh?
Yeah, I had a birthday, bro.
My dog.
Hi, nice to meet you, brother.
Hello, brother.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
What?
Is that how they kill a buff in person?
He's like, fuck, that's all.
I don't know.
Can we get the fuck out of here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's got me ready now.
What?
There's actually fucking like...
This is like hell.
but it's actually fucking like this is like hell
yo yo yo that's him
that's him
yo
I appreciate it.
Laugh at that.
Alright, let's see.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Alright, nice to meet you.
Shall we get up?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
Can we get one for you, too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Post this address.
Why are you always streaming?
That's not making it any better right there.
She has a picture of me on the wall.
Can I see it?
That pink light on the wall.
Are you just gonna get out of here, eh?
You gotta jump out.
She's on it or not?
How you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Wait, why he was just here?
I know, that's a boy child.
What the fuck? Wait, he was just here.
I don't even know what's going on.
Oh, okay. Hey, nice to meet you all. We gotta get...
He was just here like two seconds ago.
I'm not even kidding, it was the boy with the white shirt.
Wait, I think they're gonna follow us actually.
Come here, Ron.
Oh yeah, I think they're gonna follow us.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Well luckily, we're gonna sit down and eat, so.
Oh, look at the line.
Oh yeah, we look, you got in a good time.
Look at the line.
Wait, so, is this their plan?
So are they just gonna follow us?
Wait, just like this.
I mean, they can't get in any way.
Excuse me, there's a waiting time.
It looks like you kicked out.
Oh, there's more coming.
Oh, nice.
It's like a flock of people.
You would think you wouldn't be in security if you were to fuck nowhere.
What's that?
Lace.
Lace?
Lace is calling me.
Oh, perfect.
Yo.
Hi.
What's up?
Cheers.
Cheers, everybody.
Are you going to cheers in the chat, cheers?
Cheers.
Everyone's doing a little bit.
Everyone's doing the best out.
Yeah.
I've got it all, bro.
Not bad at all. Hey listen first man. That's all steering.
Don't be honest chap. We have only eaten mandos since we've been in the fucking UK. What is that?
What is that? I thought I was going to hit shit on this guy. I just went on Mother's Life.
This is like
How do you keep with bikes okay, so what I do is this
What I do is this you put on the table and then they don't have so much
Back you guys here us someone not only what like what do you see?
I did okay. Oh, we see guys you bro. Oh my gosh. He's so much
Wash your hands.
Bro, chat.
Wait, y'all don't realize?
He's telling me?
Bro, nobody?
Nobody.
I mean, nobody.
Nobody washes their hands when they eat food.
I'm deadass.
Bro, washing your hands is like one of those things that you do, like growing up, like
your parents.
Like nobody actually...
Bro, see what brush your teeth?
Honestly.
Okay.
You lost me a little bit.
Thank you, my bad.
My bad.
Should we show each other the QR code and the table number?
You want to do that?
Yeah
What if they order a week the paperwork no, no you can do it so it says paid
We good
So if anyone's ordering me half a chicken I'll have a tea and buckwheat on the side but rice please do
Bro chat I'm not even kidding
Bro, imagine waking up and we have to stream us eating, bro.
This shit is not for the week.
This shit is fucking.
I'm dead serious.
Insane.
Yo, what's my shit now, working, you guys?
Yeah, changing up to the life I was.
I'm good over here.
Wait, what's lemon and herb?
Is that good?
Okay, chat.
Everybody right now in the UK, give me your nanos order.
Mine personally recently has been half a chicken, I get broccoli on the side, I get
rice or I get um how are you drinking my shit right now oh he's gonna take my shit
me personally bro I'm a fan of the fish and chips and I do a pair of pair of
pair of pairs of top load of fries you get the wrap the Sunset burger
pairs of chips pair of tamer okay another batch of butterfly chicken I used to get
the butterfly chaff it's a little bit too little you know I'm sorry now I'm
starting I could probably I could right now I'm holding it I don't give a fuck
Okay, oh my god, like you just don't stop do you? Yeah
Shit
What's our table number five?
Don't ever speak to the king
I got the one under it now. I don't like it
All right, bro, the chat beat me to it, bro. I'm gonna get broccoli knee, bro
All right, I'm not a guy that usually gets vegetables, but I'm gonna change my ways
I'm gonna do it, bro
Wait, how's Jason's island? I saw he had a dog
Is he still having dog? I'll think of a five gift then. Thank you Abraham
Where's the dogs act those actually like a like a random dog?
Like that dead ace. Did he eat it?
They're all saying he ate the dog
But how good is this Mike like if I'm over here can they hear me? Yeah
Holy that's kind of swag, okay. Should I get Mike's? I kind of like it.
Yes. Yeah?
Sorry, I'm paying, I'm paying.
Yo, why is my shimmer fucking working?
Wait, do you not have money?
Look at this shit. There it is. There it is.
There it is.
Oh my god.
I'm so fucking kidding.
We could lowkey do a mukbang.
Like I'm talking like...
Like a feast?
Look, I'm talking about if we eat one of every item on the menu.
That's not a bad shot.
They probably want to, no?
What? No, what's your favorite, bro?
Lacey, look, Edy's sending out a bad shot, maybe get some food.
What?
What a Lacey, bro.
What do you think Lacey did for his birthday, huh?
He got some nice gifts late at night.
I thought about some nice stuff.
What?
I don't know
Sam bro, it's actually a good thing that we weren't at the house for at least his birthday
Yo, I'm not even kidding
Sometimes like when I'm in my room
Like I can't sleep because I hear him a lot a lot
I swear to God, I don't care what at least he does
I've heard him and Dala going
I know you haven't
I have
I put on a show for the first time because I heard them have sex and I'm pretty sure
I'm pretty sure
But there's no way to keep you down alive and house full of people
Why would he die?
It's not like the whole floor vibrated.
I think Lacey was like jumping or something.
I don't know.
Nah, he is.
I'll be honest.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
His window's right next to me.
What is that, man?
Dallan Lacey, Dallan Lacey.
What did you tell us?
Bro, if I have to go through,
you guys have to go through it.
Yeah, all right.
And we have to be up so early tomorrow.
Sorry tomorrow.
I'm excited tomorrow, bro.
Oh my god, that's gonna be a good day.
Yeah.
It's gonna be a great fucking day.
Chad, how has London been so far?
I think the time has been pretty good.
Probably yesterday was actually so hectic.
Yeah, I actually woke up to some threats,
to be honest with you.
Bro, Chad, we didn't just wake up to love.
We got like, oh, so my fucking...
Like, we knew we got in trouble, I feel like.
Chad's problem.
Can I get a glass of water for you?
The water thing, if you say it.
Chad's my...
Bro, don't be yelling at me.
What's trying to work?
Sorry
I got a Instagram ad like people added me and they put like just knives
I got nice my dear. I mean honestly you I challenge someone to save us. I don't think it's gonna happen
I just don't think it's gonna happen
For Marlin and I are free licks right now
No, we're not okay. I got a fucking gun on me, bro. I got about a four fifty-two look at an insomni knife
I got everything. Yeah, the fucking musket. Yeah, dude. I do
Fuck it. There's no reason to travel, bro
No, you have fish and chips.
I'm rocking. I'm gonna get the fucking Caesar wrap.
Blood does not have a secret. Yes, I do, but...
You have no idea?
No, my chest is open.
Really?
Guys, guns are not illegal. You can still get guns.
No, guns... I'd be excited guns will be good, right?
Okay, so why do they have muskets? That's a gun.
I'm not even kidding because I'm not what it is.
I actually have no idea.
See how this work.
They have cannons.
Very legally, yeah.
Come on son.
Come on.
I can't tell if you're trolling.
No that's not even...
Wait, I'm gonna be honest.
You can't walk around the musket.
The musketeer?
You know what a musketeer is, right?
No.
I know the guys on the horses that have guns.
No, they have a...
It's like, I'll stop here, but like, I'll be alone.
So fucking stupid.
Stop, stop.
Watch out, we, a lot of people are probably wondering, you know, Ron and Marlon,
like you guys said that you were going to commit to working out while you were in London.
How do you guys think of that?
Well, we've been going in the morning,
and we're going at night.
It's like twice a day.
Like, even today that we weren't streaming.
Yeah.
We were in the gym.
It's been good, bro. It's been really good.
Um, let's see how, let's see how it goes.
Remember how we said it?
Yeah, of course, of course.
Oh, no, I'm working. I'm good, guys.
I'm working. I'm sorry, guys. I'm working.
I'm running, so...
People always wanted to serve me when I'm working.
They're too hard.
I know, bro. I was like, I can't believe that.
Yeah, of course, guys.
Of course.
Thank you.
Okay, I want to ask you to do this
Because this is a conversation I think a lot of people ask.
Yeah.
So for us that comes into the UK, we love them.
OK.
But if you would have lived in the UK, apparently they don't.
Like at all.
They think they're shit.
Yeah, they think.
Fuck you.
They're talking to us.
They talk.
I'll change the problem.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get a table out.
Oh, they gave us another mouthful.
Oh, get a mouthful.
Do you think they know it's a stable one now?
I'll do that, sir.
Huh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come on.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what's going on?
I'm losing my lettuce by the second.
Thank you.
Got boys menus.
Give me the menus you can't put.
Dude, sweet potatoes is a heart take for way better than normal potatoes.
I get it. I think so.
My fault.
I actually hate eating french fries now.
Especially since I've been on my diet.
What?
Wait, makes you laugh?
Very late flash rail. You do realize we're back where you don't do that anymore after a jinxy. You know that, right?
I have nothing else to play bro. Drop a meat chat if you take flash rail
Wait should we tell Dengie to pull up soon like in my theory. Tell him to pull up 30, yeah
I had this conversation with Ron the other day, I've seen, he doesn't limit, I'm gonna
I have to ask you a question first, sweet potato fries and regular fries, what's healthy?
Sweet potato fries?
Okay, so you think sweet potato fries are healthy?
You think I'm a dumbass?
You think sweet potato fries are healthy?
Yeah.
They're not?
It's fried in oil.
But it's sweet potatoes.
They're orange.
It's like a carrot.
Wait, why aren't they healthy?
It's not about the, you know, a potato, it's super healthy man.
Oh, it seems like everyone's...
Oh!
Wow, this is the UK special, but they actually...
Look at that.
You ready?
There's 20 of this shit man.
All right.
They need to take some paper.
Wow, wow.
That was like 2026.
Hopper.
I like that tag.
I never do it.
Oh, yeah, I'm glad you have you, thanks, bro.
Wait, am I making it?
Like, what happens in the UK?
Is that in your trailer?
Yeah.
Chad, by the way, you're gonna see me eat,
like, not a lot of food.
I decided to only get 10 wings.
only yeah but it's good for you so you know say we're gonna see does he pretty
soon too much
oh yeah they did so over here they got a table
So, we're gonna do it again those five times.
I'm gonna take a bite of this chicken.
I'll try it.
I'll do my own.
Oh, wow.
This is what I get.
Someone that helps you sleep.
Straight chicken makgeolli meat goes south and south.
That looks so good, bro.
Damn.
Yeah?
That looks so good, bro.
I'm so hungry.
You ready?
You want some of that salad?
Yeah.
That looks good.
I'm ready.
It smells good.
It's good.
Go to the middle.
Come on, make that.
You know what it is, bro.
Wow.
God, I can't wait to fucking dig into this shit.
Me too, bro.
That's so good.
Man, I'm so hungry, bro.
I can eat Marlon Garcia.
I'm fucking starving.
Fucking get touching Garcia.
It's your name.
Really Garcia?
Yeah.
I'm not like that. I will be eating. I'm like that. Now the thing is with me, okay?
We just fucking talked about the fact that we thought we lost the camera yesterday. We
did. We thought we lost the camera yesterday. Yeah bro. Dude, you should have seen last night.
Laze was like, bro I'm so sorry bro. I almost lost the camera and I'm so sorry.
for like hours, we were like, bro, it's okay.
And he's like, no, bro, I owe you guys big time.
So ladies will be paying for our food today, bro.
I got you, bro.
Yeah, of course, bro.
It should never be that close, you know?
That'd be late, bro.
That'd be late cocaine, but it's worth it.
Okay, those french fries look so good.
You just didn't fucking eat them.
Dude, does that mean they're good,
but all kind of french fries?
Bro, I don't know what it is.
I'm like, I think I'm gonna take the food.
Good ass, did you?
Yeah, you're definitely off of me.
Yo, you think I'd be mad if I take the broccoli in me?
Just one?
Fuckin' lose, dude.
Oh, 10 wings!
Oh, wait, that's, thank you.
Now that looks so good.
Damn, bro.
Like a good life.
Damn, that's so nice.
I'm probably just gonna go ahead and dig right in.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I'm probably gonna take this out here and then...
No, you don't even want them, though.
I probably shouldn't get straight to it, even.
Ooh, it's a little hot.
I tell you, no, it's good, too.
Really?
Steam's coming off, fingers are burning.
Damn, bro.
I smell it.
That smells good.
That smells so good.
Oh, why you're just digging in?
You're not waiting for anyone?
Little bite.
After?
Thank you.
Thanks, brother.
I was going to call him crazy, because he's a customer, bro.
Why?
Because he said he got a bus stop for me.
We had to buy it.
Yeah, sort of.
Sort of.
Got a little clip.
I just threw that kid, but he really was.
Maybe in another life.
Yeah, yeah.
How much are you going to get him?
All right.
Have a good day.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you.
How do you feel?
I have no more questions.
How do you feel about all the people coming up to you?
I'm like so sure.
Oh, we love it, man.
We love it
Oh, he's here
He's finishing up at the arcade
I'm gonna go get the bucket.
No I'm not.
Yeah you have to go do it.
If you go here, it's okay.
Come, do some.
Yes son.
He's gotta go some then?
Yeah.
Do a lot.
What is that?
Oh my god.
There's one food for the rest of life that you can eat all day.
I actually think it's chicken or pasta because you can do so much with it.
Like you know what I'm saying?
A lot of things you can do.
I'm fucking chicken.
Chicken.
You're like waving it on my head.
What are you doing?
Oh my god, I cannot wait to eat bro.
Alright.
What do you think I can attach to the back of this?
What sauce do y'all bring to the table to them for instance?
Like you know what I'm saying?
I'm pushing like a mild topping out or like a fat topping out.
I'm a fan of zesty buffalo.
Okay, I eat a little messy now.
Do they want ASMR? You think?
Bring it up.
Yo, Nando's is so good. I actually think it's the best spot.
I think you're gonna wanna go get a steak.
It's gone right over there.
Yeah, okay.
Mmm!
I'm gonna get you a piece of sauce, will see.
I'm gonna go get one.
I don't like this shit.
What is that?
I don't like that.
So you're gonna hot it?
Yeah.
Ah, shit.
Come on.
You think I'm gonna get like posted on the UK like fat slob eats Nando's from the Wolves game?
They what?
Are you a fast slob or no?
How much was slob worth 110?
Okay, that's all you were saying.
Are you even... Bro, you have to be a slob these days.
Remember how we said that it was like 67 days until the charity match?
And if we got invited we have staying safe until then?
Yeah. What about it?
It's been a week.
And I'm going every day. Have you?
No.
Here you go.
We get a W Ron in the chat?
I guess you've gone every day?
I have.
You can see it in my face.
Yeah, that looks good.
What's your look in Texas, you can come over.
I still haven't done my nails.
What are you saying bro?
I think I'm fucking wrong.
You're fucking wrong.
So, if Marlon doesn't go to the gym, y'all praise him the way he looks.
But when I don't go to the gym, I'm a fat lady.
It's like...
Oh
I left probably both
No, I thought you left honestly, bro. I
Would never like to oh my god. They're all back. Oh my god
Nice almost me
What's the go-to spot in London for food, is it Nando's?
Buns.
I'm a fat idiot, bro.
I give y'all permission, Pat, to call me a fat idiot.
So I like peppers way more.
Headtights?
Headtights.
Well, I love that emo.
You know the head-bone?
Yeah.
Yeah bro we really are
They only have fat pizza, like fat pizza bacon
Yeah
They go fucking in here right now
I don't even want to eat more bro
Should I go throw myself up in the bathroom?
Yeah
Fucking do it
Whatever bro
We get an L marlin.
Can we get a fucking L one chat?
Mmm.
What is this green shit?
Chicken rice box, open it up, three bottles of sauce all over it, three chives on the
That's what that you guys fucked up.
It was spicy as hell.
It was good though.
It was good though, right?
Yeah.
Come on Chad, stop playing.
This is good food.
Stop talking about it.
Wait, do we talk about tomorrow a little bit or no?
Are we getting a spot or?
Not really.
You know, next time?
Because we're doing...
Yeah.
High-cooked?
I don't know.
I think they're half-cooked and delayed.
Yeah.
It's corned Matthew.
I don't know.
It's good.
What does he say?
Somebody fuck me over here.
Chad, who's the YouTuber that you watch all the time?
You might like Desi.
I used to watch him in KSI a lot.
I didn't really watch the Sidemen a lot though.
Really?
So we meet him in his car?
Yeah.
So that'll be the time again.
Oh
This is so fucking good. Oh my god
Do you actually have to do some ass rockin
You see how he looks for about your gun
Not that that's okay
That's okay
Damn about tomorrow
Oh, here you go
You work part of it loaded bodies this
tomorrow
they use good because like it's a
how do you get a hint how do you get a hint without like
it's just a cool like it's cool
amazing thank you
Don't think it's a collab though, Chad. It's not.
It's not collab.
There's a screw that we get to do it.
I like jokes. It's funny.
What do I call it?
What?
I'm gonna call it manifesting.
You think you're not gonna put it down?
They're gonna know that.
They're not.
And he guesses up.
Two drums!
Why don't I get our brick and wash my hands?
No.
Dude, they fucking took the thingy out so I don't like to put it in water.
Dude, you're a mess.
Why don't I get out of here quick and wash my hands?
Hey!
I'll be back, chop.
I'll be back, chop!
That's about to be fun though.
It's about to be that much.
Oh, give me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, this is already the last day of the bar.
Fuck.
What the fuck is a Milton cheese?
You gotta keep spamming that.
What is that, chat?
It's all like a place.
What's it do?
Two weeks to go to chat. Good.
Smell.
Look. Look.
What the fuck are you doing?
Bro, that kid that asked to follow me to the bathroom.
No, he didn't.
Yes, he did.
He followed me recording a whole ass video while I'm going to the bathroom.
You know what I thought about?
Imagine someone going to the bathroom with us.
I had a little ass kid just record me
I didn't record I see
What?
I don't know bro
He asked me to talk to his friend on snapchat
while I was fucking
You hate this?
Yes
You should just do this
No I have a problem
My problem is that
I can't pee in front of people
So like
he was like recording me AFK faking the fence
Still healthy in my pants, I just lost my nose.
You didn't take it.
No bro.
No one knows what I'm talking about where you can't pee in front of me.
No.
No, I'm serious, I dead ass cannot pee in front of you.
Is that normal?
I can do it.
I think I have trauma for when my dad used to pee with me.
I didn't even get to the fucking ground.
I can't even pee in front of you.
My dad and I used to pee.
We used to make an X out of our fists.
I went to the lines, I was in the toilet.
How old were you again?
I was 13.
No, I was 12.
I know, either was.
So who do you like?
What's that, why is that like crazy?
He would like tell me when he went to the bathroom.
Bro, that's just like a loving father.
Like, would he tell you that?
Like, yeah, I'm going to the bathroom,
taking the kids.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
One more.
Oh yeah, one more.
One more, one more.
One more.
Only a six-month-old.
Jesus.
Thank you, that's the lunch.
Thank you, thank you.
Good job, bro.
We'll never come back.
Yeah, anyways, I was taking a pistol like that.
Your bottle.
I got a pick for a leave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Hello Keebro. Oh, here we go. One by one.
Can you say hi to Maya? Maya? Yeah.
Maya? Yeah. What's up Maya? How you doing?
Next level of cancer.
What do you think I want everyone to stand? Why do you need six?
Why do you need six photos?
Why do you need six pictures?
Because you're fucking a Greek god.
Like what?
I was a fan of you, but I take photos of you every day.
I'm still hungry.
I am still hungry.
All my life, I'm not hungry.
I'm that so hungry.
It's not a thing. It's a table number.
We can go to the studio.
It's so far.
So imagine another just 15 wings.
Oh my god, see what I said?
See a little bit easier?
Oh my god.
Meg, what the fuck did you do?
Hey, of course, mate.
Of course you can.
Dude, you know what I noticed?
Every child has a fucking eyeball.
I had a blackberry.
You know what a blackberry is?
I also want a blackberry for this one.
Oh my god, look at the door, bro.
Oh my god.
It's actually one job.
Oh, it's a drug.
They're scaring at you.
They're not letting them in.
It's got to be for us.
For us?
Yeah.
They're going to say, oh my god, you ladies,
line them up and we can do a group photo,
but can I get a solo photo?
Please, please.
Yeah, it's us.
It's us.
He's an orgy boy.
How do they actually find like...
Is everyone talking on this thing?
I'm just gonna sit here.
They're in their grip charts.
It's your fucking fault.
You keep taking my older fucking friends and they take it literally.
Don't worry, here come more, bros.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
How you doing?
I'm about to make it worse.
I'm getting f**ked up.
Yo, guys, tell all your friends over here.
I see everyone.
I'm serious.
Everyone and all your group chats.
I'm getting f**ked up.
Look who's behind you, Roger.
Just don't want any more.
More photos.
Oh yeah, this is...
Can I get a picture of you?
You guys want a picture of a rocket?
What picture?
Rocket.
Oh my god, pal.
Rocket.
Yeah, of course.
Hey guys, tell all your friends, drop the love.
There's no way they take it this literally, right?
I was watching the first shoot.
Basically, Jason's on the dinner table.
Last year.
When you asked me to train at British, you guys were playing at the Ash Show.
Ash Show, if you mind if you could start the shoot.
I'll get you all ready to get through.
Yes.
You can do it.
Whatever you want.
This is a salad show.
That's the second one.
I can't do it over the table.
Yeah.
That's right.
You're sorry.
I don't know.
Hey, guys, if you want to meet us, we're going to be.
If they're people coming in or just...
Oh, yeah.
Just call them.
Oh, yeah.
Just call them.
I appreciate you, bro.
I know you lost my man.
Oh, yeah.
Safety, man.
Safety.
Can you treat us some more shit later?
I will, yeah, I promise.
I see you bruh.
Wash hands, I'm not eating no more.
So no more food fellas?
I'm having like a little more than that.
Look at these wings.
Should we hit him with a complimentary snack for like, troubles?
I like that.
Yeah!
I don't know.
Sorry.
Okay, of course.
I'm sorry.
Please, answer this solution with no pain.
She has it.
Damn bro.
I wish I had some complimentary corn.
What?
I don't fucking care
I don't want to fucking course
This is not good
Bro, God, man
I don't want to disturb while you eat it
Can't take it, please
I don't want to disturb while you're eating
Yeah, bro, I don't want to disturb you
Is that wherever it is?
You understand it?
Tell me I won't work up that napkin right now.
Oh my god.
Bro, I'm not gonna play at all. I'm not gonna be kidding.
I can go for another. How long is this here?
Like 50-20?
Excuse me.
If they already took the thing, we still order more food on the table?
I love chicken.
You eat it?
You eat it alright?
Oh you actually gave him one?
Nah.
Alright.
No?
No more.
Oh.
Bro.
Oh.
That's good.
Have a good day, bro.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
It is my best friend's birthday in five weeks of that.
Are they putting 9 of those you see in their chat?
I gotta open my chat.
I gotta see if they're good.
I know it would be cool.
I'm training a mascot art user for this.
Do you know how he does his editing for this?
Yeah, I know, I know.
It's like, we pull up a week for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're gonna do it anyways.
How do you always have service?
Me?
What provider do you have?
AGT.
You too, right?
Yeah, that's all right.
I can't even see my W's.
It's like, why am I even doing this?
SpongeBob.
If you can't see the W's, there's no point in you seeing it.
I literally, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, right?
All among you.
Sorry, yeah.
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Chad, do we order more food yesterday or now, bro?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
It doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Oh, nice. My chat is just nice and L.
Why not go a night for it? I'll go with you.
Are they saying no?
How is it you can't make me so bad?
I just trust it.
Yeah, probably.
It's fucking cool.
You're excited?
Yeah, you know what?
You know when McDonald's is voted?
The one in Paris.
Oh.
I didn't even try that one.
That's the same for that.
They give weight to soup.
It's so good.
It's good.
You'll have to eat it.
Well, sweet is better than sweet is better than coke.
Sweet is better than coke.
Their coke, it's so good.
Everything about it is funny.
I'll call it a lie.
I like it.
I've never done it.
I've got a lie in my head.
I've never done it.
I feel like I should, for someone with a lie-in personality,
if I did coke.
If you did coke, you'd probably lie in there.
Are you fucking up in a room?
I'm probably like two powers.
You mean a lie in there?
Yeah.
Have y'all seen that joke, they talk to me like...
Oh, yeah, yes.
Yeah, right?
And he like pushes things?
I don't know how it can be fake.
I swear on my life.
And the glass can be right near.
And he like creates enough...
I don't even know what it is.
And he moves it.
He literally moves it.
And it looks like it's taking a lot out of him.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they're denying a lot of things.
And he's been doing it like for years.
There's zero way people live in this area, bruh.
I actually don't want to live in this area.
It's their macrosity problem.
It's what they say to the macrosity problem.
Are you sure you want to just sit here and not eat?
Like, I feel like we're at a restaurant and it's like, we're taken.
I'm taking nothing, bruh. I'm just gonna take you anywhere.
I'm just taking it, bruh.
I'm just taking it. I'm just taking it.
Can I look up your phone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They just do that.
come on quick. Say it out. Dears are seared.
That's not enough. Ooh, maybe the wedges.
You're telling me one more? That's not a bad shout.
You see, they do have some wings.
A wing or a leg.
That was being dumbass.
Are you bored? Dude, you're dumbass.
Come on, just maybe like some potato.
Come on.
Let's get in front of them.
Yeah, sure.
Come on.
Let's get in front of the viewers.
Come on.
Let me just get this menu real quick.
One second.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
What's up, bro?
Oh, yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you.
Oh, nice.
Hey, give me one.
Give me one.
Hey, give me one.
Oh, one more.
You get it?
Yeah, of course.
Wait a minute, I'm not going to get in the hole.
Wait, wait, wait.
Lacey's here.
He's on the way.
He's got a picture over here.
Lacey's on his way.
Yeah.
You all should just wait here.
I promise, Lacey.
Stay right here.
Back it up.
Yeah, she was on his way.
She was on his way.
Hey, bro.
Hi, guys.
I'm up.
Sexy.
I got five girls.
Sexy, man.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it, bro.
Have you heard of Zobby now?
Okay, what?
I'm saying I'm excited.
Sorry, my brother's birthday tomorrow.
Oh yeah?
Happy birthday!
It's my brother's birthday next year.
He's having a birthday.
A lot of fucking birthdays.
When is it coming up?
32.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.
I'm not even kidding, this is like, I'm saying, I've never seen the same kid go for like...
No, that's what you're saying, I don't know.
No, it's a full package.
It's a video, so beat me and then at long 4.5% and they get everything.
And then they return to YouTube, you know what I'm saying?
Oh my God!
A picture of a video going to my friend, come on, this is birthday.
You want to say hi?
Yo, come on, be happy 365 round the earth.
Happy, uh, happy, happy round the earth.
One of those, one of those, yeah.
I've never seen this before.
You guys ever considered setting a cameo?
You think you would actually pay for a cameo?
Yeah, but you can do a cameo where you have your shirt off.
I'd pay for that.
How much is it?
How much is fucking the only thing that one?
That is not our choice.
No?
I agree.
It goes out?
I feel me.
Would you paint the naked in the video now?
Would I play you?
Paint, paint, paint.
Paint?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I don't think this is right.
I don't know.
I didn't order food.
You know what you're saying?
You can't be bad, bro.
You're the best.
You better tell me, if you order, I can order.
I can't.
You didn't?
I'm just making you laugh.
Oh my gosh.
Bro, like low key, you guys are watching the stream,
the kids that just came with photos,
come back, remember, we wanna stream
and eat the whole day.
If you're here, though, still.
I mean here at this company, you know what I'm saying?
Rocky, we should bring them with desi.
Stop!
We stopped desi sauce!
Stop!
Wait, yeah, if you guys don't listen...
No, you shouldn't...
Sorry?
Yeah!
Oh, that's okay, yeah.
I think we're done eating.
I apologize a little bit.
Oh, no, you're good, you're good.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, brother.
Why is sleep put at that normal speed all the time every single time every time I wait y'all
I'm not even fat bro. I'm not even fat bro. I'm not even fat bro.
I'm not even fat bro.
Ever since you've been hanging around that sleep?
Yeah I know I know but you're a fat piece of fucking bacon that's so you're fat piece of shit.
It's like super rude I don't know. I'm cold for sure.
I'm shutting up.
Run as you know.
I know Run as you.
You actually begin.
I know Run as you.
Like fake me.
Yeah, Run as you.
Like I don't even wanna do the guy's thing.
I know Run as you.
I know, I know, I know.
Like your cheeks used to be like...
I used to be like...
He used to be like, I used to think he was sucking in his cheeks.
Now he's got like average...
I feel like I'm just looking at him.
What are you doing here?
Why is it looking for something?
It looks like it's for three coins.
I'm gonna ask.
You mean what?
Oh
There's kids there there's no kids here
No key
You know hyping up that
January. January. January.
January... $15.
$15.
What the f*** off, face of these, then.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
So I've got to be cool, Lord.
What?
That's a good set.
I'm looking at my f***ing check.
No.
Lacey, Lacey.
She buried me.
I'm not going to get made of it.
You guys, if you guys want to wait,
Dezzy's going to blow up in five minutes.
Thank you, Bruce.
Dezzy's going to be here in five minutes.
I promise you you're not going to raise me.
Where's Lacey?
He's going to be here.
He's going to be here. He's going to be here.
Hold some chairs.
They are impossible
It's not easy
Who ordered lunches?
There is no way
What are lunches?
No, what?
Someone wants to order
Yo, I'm kidding, by the way
Keep the table
What do you mean?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
It's not possible
One, two, three
How are you?
How do you know what you're doing?
You know what you're wrestling with
You're not allowed to do this
We're good
No.
Come on.
They're not with me.
Come on, guys.
Look at that.
You guys got to get up.
Come on, guys.
Oh, this one.
We can't raise baby, bro.
We need more.
No, we're not.
Three, seven, one, two, broadline.
I'm so too sick of another one.
I'm really sorry.
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been massive fan for so long.
There's my glasses.
Sorry?
What's his cat name?
His cat.
I'm sorry.
Me not beautiful.
Let's do it.
Let's do the photo, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Oh my god.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yeah, of course.
He's a huge, huge man.
Huge man.
Huge.
Huge man.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I'm not even kidding.
This is nuts.
He actually does.
Bro, show me that picture.
I'm not confused.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They came out and said it was...
It was lemak yolong.
They did so much.
It's fine.
Fine.
Okay, oh, look at that.
Let's see what you get.
It's all just for toilet.
How's it going to our escort here?
It's all good.
Sorry about that.
How's it going to our escort?
I mean, I don't know.
My name is Felicia.
It's no better.
You know what I mean?
You're a good mic closer, bro.
I want to get ASR.
Wow.
That honestly made my fucking blood boil.
Is it another one?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get ASR.
Wow.
good timing kidding bro I'm telling you he ordered this shit to the same way I
know it well you don't understand it wait did the NBA out here
what do you mean what basketball team do they have out here they even have
basketball none yeah so if you're a fan of you think kids are fans with a
Yeah, but what?
My mind, the first time it's been like peaceful.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
No one, you don't understand.
Food, chat, food for us is fuel.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Without fuels, you go stream.
Without streaming, you can't pass MWs.
Oh my God.
That's all you're gonna mean?
Yeah.
Genuinely.
Yeah.
The dinner's gonna go outside.
What's that about?
All those fucking kids are by just sitting there.
They've probably got more birthday as well.
Oh.
That's right.
Yeah?
Oh yeah.
Is this not the same?
I couldn't tell.
I actually don't know either.
Hey!
I'll put it in my mouth
They actually want a little light
Go ahead bro, I'll cut it
No, I'm finished
No, you got it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What the fuck was that?
I thought it was going to be like, no, you did it
Actually, you did it
Nah, I don't know
Even with that piece of fucking sly
Yeah
Alright, I'm not leaving this building too long, he's here.
Well, if he doesn't come in like 15 minutes, I might as well have some work to do.
Okay, how bad would a feather like cook for you right now?
I'm the best.
That's the prestige.
Double boost?
What?
Double boost?
Yeah, double boost.
Yeah, I know.
I know, I know, I know.
Where's the lady?
I'm on the internet.
Oh!
Oh, my god.
Oh, man.
How did Desi get in here?
How did he respond to this?
How many shots came with Desi getting here?
How did he fucking spawn him?
No way!
How did Desi get in here?
I don't agree, sir.
Ready to make a good game.
Go.
You got the ball.
What's the question?
There you go.
We might have to go because he's here now.
Yes sir. Alright, ready to get some mic?
We got one.
Dead ass or we're fucked?
No, not fucked.
Nah?
Fuck.
Alright.
So we're meant to fight.
No way, that's shit.
How's all of you? I don't even know.
How's all of you doing?
How's 10?
Okay, that's valid, yeah.
Is that right?
Is that alright?
He just gave me a seat?
Yeah, is that alright?
Yeah, come on, come on.
Marlon, you know my mate that I was filming, but he's obsessive.
My video is now saved in the chat.
Don't start.
Oh, wait a minute.
You got it now? Let's get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
There we go, mate.
How are you?
Do we have a shot on my bucket?
Wait, I see four pounds.
Something like that.
Six, one, two, three.
Yeah?
Yeah, how many short cameras?
Come on, Desi.
Excuse me, I can't do good.
I can't do good.
Okay.
Of course, of course.
Thank you so much.
Everybody go on, back here on the right.
Okay, alright, alright.
Alright, alright, alright.
Please, please, please, please.
Don't push me.
Okay, get in there, yep.
Thank you so much.
Please, please, please.
Huh?
Come on, come on.
Let's go, come on.
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
We gotta go, we gotta go.
Thank you.
I'm gonna go.
What's up?
Yo.
We gotta go.
I'm not seeing you guys.
Cheers.
Oh my gosh.
Cheers.
Uh, fuck.
You're not hearing me.
You're eating that.
government of course of course of course oh fuck I don't I don't know I'm not
You sure, Bob?
Gotcha, Bob.
Gotcha.
Run, run.
Gotcha.
What's going on here? I just got a bunch of like...
How you doing?
Of course.
Wait, what? Really?
Hey, why don't y'all do that?
I'm trying to get a group channel like a crowd going on.
We should have to get a leave before the party.
Yeah?
What film do I watch?
It's called How.
Oh yeah, is it good?
It's like we left it in the middle.
Oh, shit, okay.
Of course.
Nice to meet you, I'll take care of it.
So I got a goal, sorry.
Let me call, let me call, let me call, let me call.
Huh?
Yeah, we got to leave
Yeah
I'm not sure he's running somewhere
No it's not, I think we're gonna fly us into the shoot.
Yo, let's go to that fucking car, Denz.
Denz, go to that fucking car, mate.
Alright, go, go, go!
Yo, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Go away from this dude!
Why are we running, boys?
Why are we running?
Oh, wait, I'll make full of it!
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck, fuck, fucking run the motherfuckers.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
Come on, guys, come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
You all, cheer it on!
We provoked them!
I can't, bro.
It's over, it's over.
Yeah, you were coming, you were coming!
Take that slid.
Ready?
Yeah, yeah.
All ready?
Come on.
Nice seeing you, bruvs.
Sign the tip.
Sign the tip?
What the fuck?
Hey man, what the fuck?
Sign the tip.
The fuck is wrong with you, bro?
Oh.
That's a little shit to get hit by a car.
It's not going to fuck.
Fuck, I'll be in my fun game.
Oh, this is custom blood.
Some of those kids are actually, like, special.
They're actually special needs.
Get in, bro, come on.
Let me get a mic up here.
Oh my God!
There's Haifelen, bro.
I feel good!
Yeah? Hello?
What?
Little fucking room?
I've never lived by house and I don't have any disease.
I know, yeah, yeah.
There she is!
Fuck banging on the door, man!
Wow, bro, you came out of nowhere.
I did.
Like a fucking shadow?
Gosh.
Oh man, I remain it.
Let's go!
Oh, fuck man!
Oh no!
No!
That's what the fuck!
That's right!
Fuck, baby!
God!
All right, get these here boys!
Hey!
Holy shit, I'm lucky I had a breath.
Me too, fuck.
Give me a little headache.
Wait, I'm gonna go some way so I can put the address.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, there's a little, oh, there's a little fucking,
that's the one where you sign a tip.
Like you left 40.
What are you saying?
He said that to me.
Yeah, one of those kids was just like,
I'm not kidding, UK people are actually like.
What do you think of the UK people in terms of like?
I'll say they're very hyper, they're not afraid to do whatever.
Because they know there's a repercussion.
And that's the problem is there's no repercussion.
Exactly.
I think we're good here, right?
I'm a chimp.
I don't know about that.
Wait, is there still a kid?
Probably.
No, we're not in front of this one.
I
Want your GPS doesn't talk. Oh my god, you really drive on the side of the fucking
Okay, wait, no, you said I'm right. I don't worry. Oh my god. That was a lot
Some of those UK kids are like but it's not again. It's just like the it's just a reoccurring like you just keep coming back
But I don't know one girl actually like ask you for your I know her birthday
Yeah
Wait, you're joking.
No, they didn't stop.
Oh, you're fucking lying.
You're fucking lying.
No, bro.
Oh my god.
How did it happen to Kodath fast?
For my days.
How are my days, blood?
Dad, you're so handsome.
What the fuck?
It's actually...
Can I tell you where it is?
Wait, can you what?
It's got to be racist.
It's not actually got to be racist.
I'm not even trying to remember.
Wait, you're trying to what? See my card?
No, no, I'm trying to see it.
He just asked if they can see you because it's so dark.
so dark oh first of all I didn't say yeah she's super super dark because you're
so dark so dark wait yeah can't even see me
hi they can they can all right let's go to the fucking stew blot
it's a good studio by the way yeah like many rappers have gone there oh like
oh wait that's close huh that's close yeah that's perfect yeah wait it's
London as well. Oh wait, I mean it's not London. Wait, come here.
Yo, are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious?
Fucking spawned in. Holy fuck.
You didn't bring the other one.
Bro, I forgot to tell you.
I did it, like you know, I've never knew where my dad was from and stuff, right? You know what I mean?
And I'm from Nigeria, bro.
Yeah, you're a liar.
I swear, you are not!
All my mother's alive!
All my mother's life and my child are nice.
What on my mother's life I'm from Nigeria?
I thought it was just-
Wait, but what percentage?
Uh, what was it again, Chad?
I'm like, you are not from Nigeria!
I swear, everything I love, bro.
Everything I love.
You're not serious!
Yes, bro.
There's a way to prove it.
I mean, we all know that.
Put up my fucking third leg, you know what I mean?
Hey!
What was you thinking?
Go ahead, bro.
Floor's yours.
Really?
Right, does he?
Wait, what you mean?
What? She is Cork?
What?
Alright, now.
Come on, Dave.
Dave, come on, Dutch.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't show me yet.
Don't show me, don't show me.
I'm doing something illegal.
Ha!
Doing something illegal.
20% by the way.
You're 29% black?
21%.
21% Nigerian.
21% Nigerian, yeah.
Nigerian, but maybe that's something called...
Is that not crazy, though?
I thought it was Jamaican,
because I never know where my dad was from,
you know what I mean?
Well, should I take it in?
All right.
But then I did it.
I did like the DNA.
Yeah.
So, what, do you want to put it up to Nigeria, then?
Bro, let's do Nigerians together.
Are you actually being dead ass?
You will not do that.
I'm so dead.
I swear you will.
So swear in my life.
I'm down.
Genuinely.
OK, let's do it.
OK, cool.
OK, that's it.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
That's it.
Hey, that's it.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what's good is when I have all the plugs.
Oh, that's perfect for you.
Then I have all the plugs.
How many times have you been there before?
Never.
But I'll go with the plugs.
Oh, easy then.
So you've never been there either?
Never.
Oh, my fucking days.
No, that's perfect for us.
Okay, wait, show me again through your lead.
I'm not running you to the test though. I'm not even kidding. You really should because you don't know where you're from
But a girl asked Ron yesterday or whatever it was. She's like, where you from?
I don't know.
Anyway, he was like, I'm American. No, he says New Jersey. I'm like, brother, like your ethnicity is not fucking
But what do you think my mask?
I'm not joking. I think you're
Mostly I'm mostly sweet Swedish. I think I'm Mexican. I think my mom had sex with a Mexican dude before
We're not Mexican. I don't think I came out of my dad. I don't look like my dad at all
Not at all not even a little bit
We cannot see you dad. Yeah, can I see you?
Like not a single one. Okay. Yeah, I really don't need this around so
I'll do excited looking at you. I think you're like Persian slash Iranian
No, I'm not saying Indian. I think I am a little bit. Honestly though
I don't know. I don't even know my mom is my mom is like
That's all I like me draw like that. Oh, I
Not like that
Okay
You say driving the UK's kind of ass yes
really but it depends where you are in London it's us oh my god
we were so confused like it's actually like terrible yeah how much traffic
there's no yeah it's true no honestly it's true we ordered a Uber remember we
took a circle yeah I know I know like five yeah they had to like go around to
the same it was like weird and then like they told us that day they can't turn
right certain roads or whatever the fuck it was like super super weird yeah well
we got lots of London I hate you personally I hate London only in the
It's amazing, but I was trying to tell ron that like you don't just go into London ever. Yeah
Yeah, you walked into London. Yeah, would you get like crowded? Yes?
Yeah
Wait, no, don't give me that.
Like I said, the summer is nice.
London summer is a nice...
It's like 99% gray here, bro. Every time I come here, it's always gray.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So lonely.
So, do you not... Does that have fuck with your... What is it?
That's mental a little bit? Like vitamin D?
Like your vitamin D?
Oh, I mean, I'm black, so...
Do we really need...
Nah, but you still need sunlight though.
But it's more for energy levels, I think.
I guess it is kind of like a buff being black, right?
But I know what you're saying about energy level, but that's why you just travel, isn't it?
No, it's true.
I just came back from Dubai.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I ran into Logan, actually.
Oh, I did see that.
Was that a genuine reaction or no?
Yeah, it was genuine.
What the fuck?
I thought that was set up for us.
I was like, what?
I really want to go to Dubai.
I've never been there.
I wish I could go with someone who's fucking golden look if I fucking go
I wish I could go with someone who knows Dubai like I would love to go there
You don't really need to know Dubai
The fact that you
I wish I could go with someone like I want to go with my friends just like there who goes there recently too
Okay wait oh you want to go you want to go to Dubai
hahahaha
what you think of this?
it's pretty good
it's a vibe I'm not like
but it's like a lay
too much to buy
my fella he was going for like
a week dead
yeah exactly
he's a weak thing
yes he wanna go
yeah bruh I'd love to go
I'm on my travel line so yeah I must go
Like, I'm going to, I mean, this is, I'm gonna leave something for you.
I'm going to Australia in mid-May.
Oh, brother.
Yeah.
Is it true Australia has more kangaroos than humans?
I'm not even kidding.
I have seen, is that actually a fact?
There's no chance.
I'm pretty sure that's a fact.
I'm sure I've seen that.
I don't think that's correct.
I heard that the kangaroos are being serious can overtake the humans if they wanted to.
Really?
I heard there's like too many.
Bro, then my fuck is like dangerous, bro.
Like, they be fucking boxing and shit.
I'm serious.
What is it?
I checked the kick from the kangaroo, break your legs, but not kill you.
Okay.
Let's have a kick to your chest, it won't kill you.
But it will break your shit.
They got one classic video though, oh my god where the guy punched kangaroo.
In the water?
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about right?
Yeah, I've seen that, I've seen that, I've seen that.
In the backyard it was like grass.
Yeah, no, it was the guy who the kangaroo like took a dog or whatever and then the guy
punched him.
Oh yeah, I've seen that, I've seen that.
Punch him in the face right?
I still don't think that's real, I'm not a liar.
No, this is real.
100%.
What?
Yeah, you can try me and watch the video.
Hey, you hear that too?
It's quite like, it's a bit tough.
Try me while you're watching.
It's all right.
Thanks.
I'll see you in a minute.
Just make sure you don't text the drive, bro.
Yeah, I won't, don't worry.
You're better at that bit.
Everyone texts the drive.
Yeah, I'll be honest with you.
Every one of them is just the truth.
It is just the truth. Wait, so then if you don't leave your house to go to London, like, what do you do?
Oh, no, I do think I do go out. Let us say, like, five-as-side fucking black boys, something like that.
Football.
Yeah, but...
So, okay, did you ever go to the pub?
No, no, you would never catch me at a pub.
Does that ever get, like, kind of sad? You wish you could do those things or not, really?
Not really.
Okay.
I don't really want to do that.
Yeah.
I don't go to the pub anymore, anyway.
I-I-I-I didn't-
How old are you?
Aw, I'm turning nice.
Jesus!
Fuck you, fuck.
Fuck.
Okay.
That doesn't even sound right.
Have a kid or something.
Fuck, what are you doing?
Oh shit, 29?
What are you gonna do for your 30th birthday?
I- I don't know yet, you know?
It is this year.
Oh, yeah?
You fucking idiot.
Fuck.
Look, it's not this...
It's like December, you know what I mean?
It's like...
It's this year.
Yeah, but I've said it like I'm 30 this year.
You're not helping yourself.
I've never won.
I've never formed a party.
So I've probably been there.
Are you like, dreading your birthday?
You're like, fuck, like, 30.
I don't want it to be December.
Are you, like, kind of excited about it?
You know what I mean?
I say half and half.
Because there's benefits for both.
Obviously,
no one will be saying, oh, you're pushing 30 anymore
because I am 30.
Now they're gonna start saying push a 40
I saw that, I saw JJ was doing it so he was doing a 6-7 and that was a meme
Push a 40, yeah
Yeah, push a 40
Yeah, that's bad
Damn
Holy shit, you're a birdie
You're so cool
What, when you think you're gonna like, I'm not even trying to smell crazy
When you think you're gonna like settle down
You've been doing this shit for like 15 years
I've always been really hungry so...
What?
No way.
That's what I mean.
No, you're prime starts at 30.
No, I mean, everyone's so scared about 30, 30.
I was going to go back 30.
So you think prime is 30?
Yeah, that's what I believe.
So okay, so look at back at all your years.
You have not reached your prime yet.
No, not yet.
No?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Like Canelo for instance, I mean, I was like,
I was like, what's wrong with you?
I was like, Canelo for instance, when he was young,
like in his like 25, 26, he was good,
but he wasn't as good as when he lost against Floyd.
And then after that, like he just, you know,
he was 30 plus, so I was killing him again, correct?
Okay, so you're comparing, someone I'm hearing.
I'm not comparing myself to Canelo,
I'm just giving an example, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get on the train.
I thought, like, football is, but now it has started being stopped.
No, I mean, if you're talking about athletes, usually it's like 28, like, prime is like 27,
it's like 30, I would say.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, that is like prime.
So you're telling me that I can still, like, I don't.
No, no.
How?
You cannot become professional as you then all of a sudden be in prime at 30, you know.
What age is it like you can't be a professional athlete?
I feel like you can do that anytime now.
All right, so becoming, I mean, it depends, but if you're going to start a new sport
and become a professional, you could, come on, hold on.
I wanted to become a professional football player.
Oh my god.
What's the lowest of the barrel in team?
Who's like the worst team?
The Wolves?
You think you can play for the Wolves for five years, to be honest.
He's not what I saw.
I think it's a chance.
That should be more...
You see that she has straight in there?
Is that bad, to be honest?
I mean, it's more disappointing than Arsenal.
Losing to the last in that league.
That is so bad.
first ever game. Oh for real? Yeah. How'd you find it?
I don't know how to say that. How'd you find it? What did you think of it?
Oh, it was in the UK. No, I got it. I got it.
So basically what that means is like, did you enjoy it?
Would you think of the game? Oh, of course I enjoyed it. It was so much fun.
The whole time we were streaming it, they were just putting knife emojis in our chat.
Saying that they're coming for us. Oh really? Yeah.
It was actually bad after that.
Yeah, we found out when we walked outside of this bunch of fine girls.
Scar, Huffer, yeah.
Well, alright.
To go back to like an MLB game or an NFL game, what would you say is better?
Because I'm gonna see you fly.
Say it, do NBA again.
NBA.
NBA, yeah.
I'm gonna be honest with you, NBA is pretty entertaining.
But I've only gone to entertaining games.
Yeah.
Like for football, like soccer, I guess, you know, I'm trying to like make it easy.
Yeah.
For soccer, like, for having my first game, that was the worst team, right, I guess the best team.
Yeah.
So it wasn't like too, too entertaining, but it was like, it was just fun because we were just trolling the whole time.
It was entertaining because we made it entertaining.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like, I want to go to like a real game where it's like, Arsenal, ooh, or like Manchester versus like Arsenal, yes.
I think it's going to be World Cup in a second.
Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to go to the last game. I think I'm going to take us to...
This is the first and the last.
Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, first of all, that's the last one.
Well, the opening game for World Cup was crazy, probably, honestly.
Yeah, I'm glad, yeah.
Wait, who do you think is going to win the World Cup?
Sweden.
I want to...
It's going to be France first, Fero.
Oh, Mbappe, not bad.
They got Mbappe, then Billy.
Slovenia ball.
Yeah.
Wait, oh my gosh.
Are you fucking serious?
What do you mean, yes?
What the fuck do you mean?
Sorry!
It's friend!
No, you can't do that!
You got me!
Oh my gosh!
Nikoi, you know what's crazy?
Part of England's private has the best team on paper.
I disagree.
What?
I disagree.
On paper.
On paper?
I disagree.
You think friends on paper have the best team?
I don't buy fun.
They do.
What?
I really think about what who farts have.
I think you got better.
I mean, we've got Harry and Kate here going.
Last round cup, right?
Yeah.
Be honest, I know it's just a lie.
I have this take that people don't really like, but I mean, I don't really know too much about, like, football.
But, to be honest with you, I watched the last game.
Messi did not deserve that to win.
To be honest with you, I think I'm about to be clear.
Wait, did you watch it?
Yes, I watched that last game.
No, he's right. No, he's right.
His performance was unreal.
His performance was. His team wasn't.
Unreal, yeah, exactly. His team, man.
And I don't care about some penalties, I don't care nothing about that.
Bro, three goals in the fucking finale of a World Cup game?
Yeah, nice. No, come on. Yeah. No, he was sick. Oh, I'll say that 100%
But the better team won you can't just you can't just beat them. You know, I mean
I didn't be on good team. I thought Messi has a World Cup like insane
What's the first? I think it was Germany
Was it? Yeah, I think it was Germany. I was when they played against Brazil remember. Oh, I had two of them
Yeah, and then that was 7-1
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was.
Which one was that was?
It's...
No, no, no.
What year was that?
I thought it was 2014.
That's what he was saying.
I thought it was.
Wait.
No.
It was France, right?
Yeah, it was France.
Yeah.
It was 2018, right?
Yeah, France won that one.
I think that, uh...
It was 2019.
I want to be for that.
I think it's 2019, right?
Because the last one was 2023.
Right?
Yeah, France, 2018, yeah.
Oh, 420, okay.
Yeah.
So, it was 2014.
That was when they released that song and everything, remember?
I mean everything, remember?
Yeah!
You know what I'm talking about?
Yes, I know what you're talking about.
Well, come by, I'll show you a speed.
What?
You just fucking suck me off.
Dude, I suck you off.
I don't want to anymore.
All right, bro, what's the game thing you've done?
OK, so when I was younger, I had a Melaton bottle.
Oh, my fucking name, bro.
My mom walked me a Melaton bottle.
It was a purple bottle with red gummies in it.
Yeah.
And it was $45.
And it's a true story about it.
I put this on everything.
I was 14 years old, or 13, I forget.
But I emptied the whole melatonin bottle,
and then I put a sock in it,
and I had lube that I had,
and I put the lube into the sock,
and I tried having sex with my melatonin bottle.
But that's not really gay though, is it?
That's not gay. Yeah, that's not gay.
Okay, that is weird.
That is a weird thought.
I was 13, me and my dad used to cross P's,
and I visually, I don't really talk to my dad at all,
it's been like a long time,
but I visually remember what his P is to probably,
and I can imagine it.
No, that's not gay.
Okay, me and my friend Jacob Schiff,
when Battlefield Hardline came out,
we used to see four of the ground for cars,
And then one time we took a break and we got off.
And it's during middle school freshman or sixth grade.
I started humping them a little bit.
We tried just testing each other,
we're humping each other.
Okay, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
What the fuck are you getting?
What was the conclusion, mate?
We were like, what the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
I'm curious, mate.
What are you doing, what's yours?
Oh, the curious thing I've done.
Yeah.
I thought we were, ah, fuck.
Yeah, you fucking say it, bro.
Um, so I passed one of my, uh, like a maths exam that I had.
Okay.
Uh, and I passed it to one of my boys, he said it was David, and I was like, fuck it,
let's kiss, and I just kissed him on the lips.
Are you fucking...
Like a peck, though, like a peck.
You actually did.
No, but not like that, no, but it wouldn't...
I didn't say, I didn't say fuck it, let's kiss.
No, no, no, no, it was more like a, in a moment, like, fuck it, let's do it.
What?
No, what the fuck?
I was like, fuck, I just...
No, no, no, let me, let me rephrase that.
Please do about it, it wasn't it wasn't like on this lips. It was just like
They would attend give them a let's see how you do this
And he was so happy start lips and he fucking
oh that's actually peed what the f**k
anyways
you guys think you've ever done marlin?
see, you guys think I've ever done?
don't say uh
you're lips abandoned right?
no I don't know
why don't you just like put it that way normal
bro um
wait did you kiss Ethan once on tour?
no
yes you did
Holy fuck, and that was like we even found like 25, but
Oh my god
Games they have done
Now I'm so a penis pig. I saw like an epic before I'm not gonna hold on. I was down bad to a dude
It's like a whole dude
I could do that too.
Do you have abs?
Um...
Soon.
June.
Do you have abs?
Ah, yeah.
This one's hard to believe.
Wow, why?
Why is that hard to believe?
Let me tell you a guess of how much you went.
Oh, no.
2-10.
2-10?
Yeah.
All right, next question.
You know what's 29% body fat?
You're 29% body fat?
Yeah.
Why are you saying it like that?
That is a lie, you were not 20 like this.
Yes, I'm here to buy you a gift.
We live in Fort Desk and everything.
I think you'd be like more, man.
Are you fucking dead out?
No, I'm not looking at you.
What, do you work out?
Are you fucking stupid?
No, but like...
Oh, well, there you go.
You think I'm more than 29, right?
Are you dumb?
I think that you'll be like...
Go ahead, get it.
I got one right back.
Oh, 45 was that a 40?
What was that body fat?
My God.
I might as well have your body weight just fat.
That's funny, chocolate.
You're on the road today, buddy.
You know, your fucking stomach is touching the steering wheel.
Oh, shit.
Goddamn, bro.
No, that's good, dude.
I just finished with the work, and then you'll be good.
Well, does he know your body for a percent percent?
I think it's 21 percent.
Yeah, my dick!
All right, cool. Let me go out, fill the muscles, and then you'll see.
I guess.
All right, fill this. Come on.
Okay, that's not that bad.
Exactly.
It's just the belly...
If he's only...
I'm like, all right, I'm kidding. I'm all like, I see you.
I don't believe this. 21 percent is like...
It's literally just...
It's just the belly, bro.
And a little bit of the face, and that's it.
And a little bit of the arms, then a little bit of the legs.
No, no, I live with the legs.
I'm tired of it.
They said all my fat was located in my butt.
It's truck.
That's what it scans of.
Really?
Except my front, like my stomach and my butt.
Like nothing in my face.
You have fat butt.
Wait, see that's pretty gay.
That's not gay.
That's very gay, man.
That's not gay.
That's super gay.
Oh, that's gay, but then fucking asking your friend to kiss you?
No, I didn't ask for it.
It just happened.
What?
So you just kissed him?
How did he agree with that?
Like he was just like, yeah, fuck it.
He more initiated it than I did.
Oh, so he just, oh wow.
So he just is not out of the closet yet then.
That was a percent.
Go on.
Did you get hard? No.
No, I did not get hard from kissing a man.
I'll be honest with you, I've had encounters where I've gotten hard.
Alright, that's gay.
That's where it gets.
So what encounter did you have with a man?
I watched one of his games, I used to watch porn.
I used to watch porn and I'll be honest with you before I saw like any ass or vagina or boots
I'm not kidding when he pulled on his dick. I'm good hard
But I'm not gay. That's not funny. What the fuck I'm not gay like I'm not gay
So you would stroke you should be forwarding
Wow
When you're watching porn are you actually watching it?
No, I mean like are you watching like the the beginning bit?
I used to eat before, I used to eat while the introduction was going on.
Yeah, you're actually controlling.
What do you mean? So you're eating food before you beat your meat?
Yeah, like there's, oh my god, I'm gonna race one.
So you used to watch it like a YouTube vid from my show?
Yeah.
Is that not how you're supposed to watch it?
No, it's straight to the action.
Oh, fuck it.
I feel like you were just some crazy shit that she, some nut shit.
Am I? No, you know what? It was lesbian porn that really made me think of me.
Yeah, it was lesbian porn.
Wow.
Yeah, man.
Fucking fuck you, man.
Well, what do you watch?
Well, Amateur.
I'm more like the amateur type of guy.
Yeah.
Type of backshot type of guy, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's me.
I thought, yeah, if it's like an actual real video, like an actual couple fucking, like
yeah, yeah.
But if you're just watching like porn stars.
Yeah.
Cause you know, right, like this year right after the desire, like, oh cool, that was good.
Oh, now he's acting, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a good time to back down back then. Yeah, we're always to eat food when I was watching for the sound of that
I mean, that's actually insane. Ah, you're the worst boys. It's hard people out there would do that
As a new one ever sent you a contribute what?
To me yeah, oh, you know I doubt they have some shit. Yeah, I haven't seen it. I'm not gonna lie. I actually haven't I've seen one of me
ages ago like how do you see that
well thanks okay I just thought my name
of porn hub and the guys no fucking way I
spoke there anymore but if you know but I
made a video on it I made a whole video
on it she was no shot wait Ron Loki
such my name of that ass
Wait, wait a minute.
Are we here?
Did you give us some of the fucking halves?
Ah, dead.
Wait, what?
Dead.
Dead?
Yeah?
No, wait.
Honestly, it might be, now, it's not low key.
Yeah, it's not, that's fine.
It might be.
Fuck, you have headphones in now.
Fuck.
Dead?
Yes!
Dead?
I hope you don't play the charity match.
That's just like not even like there's no even reason to say that holy fuck
honest everyone against you bro because they know I'd score hat trick this
year and take away from the whole charity if you if you actually get a
wedding for a hat you're gonna slap your shit off I'm not even kidding if I
don't get invited I'm gonna host my own link to donating and I'm gonna watch
party their shit I'm gonna say goes to them I'm gonna pocket all the money that's
That's valid.
I'm gonna figure this out.
That's valid.
Oh.
Oh, can I do it?
Oh.
Hello?
Yo, yo.
Uh, cool. Help me.
Help. Yo, help me.
Uh, okay, well, you're on stream, so careful what you say.
Um...
Uh, where is it?
I'm gonna text it to you.
No, I'm already here, but like, where?
Yeah, I'm gonna text you the name, but I'm not gonna be out on the street from that.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Did he kidnap you?
I think we might, he's like, are we in back order or what?
Um, type that in Google Maps.
Enjoy the class with Tengen for thank you.
Wait, so that way, find maps on Google Maps.
Yeah, type that in Google Maps or whatever.
Start on that one, I need you to see me.
Yeah, I'm sorry, excuse me, it was talking, it was doing the navigation.
Head towards...
3712 Broaddome, studio city.
I think the whole world knows that fucking address.
We should have a big fucking party here.
Oh yeah, let's do that.
Yeah.
Big fucking party.
A big fucking party?
Give me a hug, give me a hug.
Wait, give me a hug.
I'm not blocked anymore.
Give me a hug.
Oh.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, hello, honky
Say that yeah, that's a bitch. Maybe one corner. Oh, yeah
The name is like what the fuck wait hold the down Dutch
All right, yeah
I'm gonna go to the hood.
Yeah, actually, actually.
Oh my God! Stop! Stop the f***ing VR!
Alright, wait, wait, where do I go from here?
Just about here on the right.
Alright, okay, cool.
What? Is that parking?
Oh, I think so. It should be.
Bro, Deji, you're a comedy shorts gamer, you make your own parking.
I can just come in?
Uh-oh.
We're getting back to where he's going to stop us.
It's over.
Yeah, he's coming here.
What happened?
Oh my god.
What, isn't that?
I'm going to reverse it, I'm going to reverse it.
All your reverse have a guy meet, so...
I hate going in forward.
Yeah, it's fine.
Especially when you have a camera, it's a cheat code.
And she?
Don't get overstimulated now.
Don't think about parking, okay?
There's a lot of static stuff coming down.
That is fucking tight.
I'm not gonna fall out.
You can do this.
Fuck, tight reversing with the camera?
I like this one.
Perfect fucking spot.
Why do you always sexualize?
I don't.
Tessie, come on.
Tessie?
Holy shit.
You should just block this whole thing out.
No one's coming here.
Yeah, you know what?
Right, fuck it, bro.
No one is coming here.
That's be real here, right?
And if someone does have a problem, tell them to tell us.
Oh, well there's a problem.
Oh, there you are, guys.
Oh, and lights are going off in front of us. Oh, God.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
All right, let's go.
Oh, my God, epilepsy up.
Oh, we're gonna block fully, okay.
How's this process?
Do I need a mic?
How the fuck?
I might be stupid.
How do I open this for you?
I'm gonna go out here.
All right, so we fucking made it, boys.
Cheers, boys.
Alright guys, you're so handsome in real life.
No, stop.
Serious.
Oh!
What up, boy?
How are you doing?
What's going on?
What up, man?
Hold on.
I think I clicked something.
Oh, man!
What are you doing?
Can't even see you.
You're doing it, huh?
I saw what you were doing.
You better get slumped.
Whatever, I don't know. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, listen.
Oh, my God.
Wait, whose records do you guys have?
U.K. Legends, bro.
Oh, yeah?
U.K. Legends.
Central C.
I'm seeing it.
What song?
not bad you guys have a deshi in here
you smell beautiful thank you oh my god
God is she nice oh this is so weird like the audio
I like that. I kind of like that.
Oh my.
Okay, alright.
Y'all later!
This is nice.
Good area. I like this.
Alright.
You said you were going to get stabbed outside. What do you mean?
No, yeah. I did thought I was going to get stabbed.
This is the good area.
It's a good area?
No, no stabbing's out here, huh?
No.
We're going to make a fucking song, boys.
Ready for Mega Bang.
Mega Bang-a!
Okay. Dude. No. God. No. No. No.
Not even fucking, bro. We just ate.
Rob, I'm telling you, he's been getting fat.
Why have it? I can't fucking grab a little food snack.
Like you want it boys? Oh my God. Are you ready? Yeah.
Wait. So how does this work?
I've never been in like a real studio before. Is that a piano?
Is that a piano? What the fuck does that look like you?
Wait, is it like, is it work or is it go into a speaker?
Oh no, it's not on, it's not on, but.
I could play the piano.
All right.
Okay.
Where's the beat?
What's the sound?
Hey, what's up?
Let me be honest with you, bro.
We need to be on something like,
we gotta make some demon time in like,
I gotta hear something, bro.
Let's go through a selection first.
Yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool.
So here's some beats first.
Oh, I feel like I'm like in the making
of like something serious right now.
But how long a rap is usually in there for like hours, right?
Oh, I like 10 hours. Yeah, some some rappers will make a song in 20 minutes
Oh, you're gonna see a hit in less than an hour
Yes
No, that's yeah
I'd have a lot of faith in us. I'll be honest. I feel great. I really don't
I see you guys trying to hop on them.
What, you have your own beats?
Yeah, I do, but maybe it's not.
Oh yeah, you're a producer?
Yeah, I do make some beats, but.
Come on.
Let's do this one.
Yeah, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Yo, we gotta do some drill shit.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my.
We drill.
Yeah, yeah, we gotta do some drill, bro.
But can I, I'm gonna be honest with you if it's like, you know, you know.
Yeah, let's do some drill shit.
No, please.
Is there a better light?
Like a brighter light?
Probably not.
Maybe you can turn this light pink.
the real one you know so by the way I'm wrapping it in a British ice-tip oh what
we have to
still bangles let's do it you got to get into it right you have to feel it
Oh
What the fuck are you doing?
How you doing?
I like this, I like this.
Let me hear another one, let me hear another one.
I like that a lot.
What's it doing?
I like that a lot, matter of fact.
That's not bad.
That's good.
That's not bad at all.
That's good.
Outlaw.
Yeah.
Outlaw?
Just outside straight.
Wait, outlaw?
I'm sure I recognize that.
Yeah, that's my name.
Outlaw.
Wait.
Outlaw.
Yeah, that's my mom.
That's my mom
Listen bro, I'm in the mood to like like I'm gonna pretend I'm killing someone right now. No, I want to kill bro
Everyone here
You think it's too fast?
Yeah, it's fast.
You gotta have some with like some tempo that like,
you don't have to, I feel like you're more of like the hook.
Like you maybe sing on it.
No, I'm rapping today, fuck off.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, fuck off.
I'm simply singing.
What a droopy.
What are you saying, bro?
Make it like some harmonies, you know?
Harmonies.
Are we all harmonized?
Fuck off.
You know how to do this shit though cuz you you do you do music so like you got to put
Now the best person right now for music, I mean everyone here, this guy.
Oh yeah?
So maybe he picks a beat.
You gotta pick a beat for us, low-key.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm telling you.
He's got not bad beat selections though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is true.
I like all of them, to be honest.
I'm gonna see the thing to see come back to the best man.
What's next week?
What we gotta just...
I'm telling you, the way it works...
No but listen, listen, the way it works...
You know how this is.
The way it works is just gonna come to you.
You're just going to see...
And you're gonna be like, oh my god, that's the one.
That's the one.
I thought, okay, I'm gonna get it inside.
So after 20 minutes...
Once we get the beat, it's easy. We're gonna be fucking flowing.
I know that.
He's flying on that seat.
He might be in trouble.
I don't know.
Who's the opener and who's the addie?
You gotta open it.
Me.
You have to open every set.
You have to spread it open for us.
Well, spread your thing.
I'll spread it.
We got to see how it drops, hold on.
Oh, I'm not late this time.
I don't know if I've heard it for a couple of minutes.
Yeah.
Yeah, what y'all think?
I tell you, the Jesus is going to speak to us.
I'm telling you, bro, I got to get in round mode.
I don't feel it enough, you really messed up hot, stop.
I want to get in this moment, don't disrespect me, this is, you know what this is, right?
This is Moncleese.
Is it Moncleese?
It's in bullshit.
some testicles
Wait that's all beat god damn guys
This is just pick a beat down. We're gonna get on it
So far the best one I'm not the first one the first one low key was pretty good. Can we play that first one one more time?
How many beats you be making there's always a thousand right there how long does it take you to make a beat
Was the shortest time you ever made a beat
What
Ever made a beat for someone that like it took off for real
Who was it it's called Kara keys gang, okay
stuff. Wait, by who? Karagis. Oh, you're a silly little guy, aren't you? Did you know?
Of course, bro, what? What was his name? Karagis. What was it? What's his name? Paratheves.
This is the first one?
Damn!
This is the first one?
I like this, I like this. It's a good one.
What's the, how we do it?
We're dissing?
You got, you got, you got any ops?
I
Like I feel like
You gotta you got any dirt on him
It's a beef
Let's do it. Wait, how does it work?
I didn't see this move.
Oh, just do it. No.
Oh my God. Dude.
Do you have to just put it in? Do you use FL Studio?
Yes, maybe.
Has fake mink ever come in here?
Not this.
I put it in there.
It's my favorite wrapper.
I like it. Oh, fake mink.
fake mink
to you this in jay jay you got a dislike here
what the fuck am i missing
you got a dislike
oh ty lill
fuck ty lill
what happened to him
he's rude man
wait what'd he do
so when we went to the
oh i saw this too is that real
so he's so
he's like me and jay jay right
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
He did that.
He just ignored me.
Yeah, just straight up ignored me.
I went like that, turn it around.
This is how we dab me.
So, stand back.
Like me?
Yeah, so you and me, I'm Tai Loh.
Oh, what?
He just did that.
Yeah, this is this.
Yeah, I would say like, wow, no eye contact as well.
Tai Loh did that?
Yeah.
Damn.
That's fake road.
So what do you, you going?
Tai Loh, I'm this and Tai Loh.
Fuck Marlon who the fuck am I dissing them boys your barber
Maybe this your fucking gym trainer then you're my
How often do you do uh, I'm not gonna get a week
Once a week. Yeah, and you're 29%
Yeah, yeah, unfortunately
What's your fight like?
Uh, recently it's uh, it's like whatever's in my face I usually consume
It's been pretty bad though
Bro!
On my sole that wasn't me
Bro, my sole is like blue!
I didn't mean to do that, y'all
I got a little nervous shit
I'm just excited
Oh, you could piss Jinz
I'm about to, I'm about to
Jin Jin's awesome bullshit. I'm about to go up on this bro. It's
Jin's actually looks like
Playful thing, but we actually going like oh my god, whatever dirt you got on JJ, but you saw what he did to me
Yeah, he just straight up ego'd me ignored me when all I did was just try to be a supportive friend
All I did was just say bro. You're so good at what you do and then he just like shut up, mate
fuck
this is my fault
yes it is
he cares about taillow man
nooo
jay no
i'm already a beef
nah who's someone you wake up
this one
on the track so diss him on the track
bro come on
I'm not honest right now. He's um 29% Nigerian. Oh that's cat though, isn't it? There's not. There's not
There is no way you are Nigerian. Thanks for my life. No, I swear we are. Wait, we?
I'll turn you on in a year. Not 29. I'll turn you on. 29% is me. I'm 20% body fat. I'll turn you on. Okay 29.
That's real. That's a real step.
I'm so what what's your own names? I don't know you don't know you don't know nothing. Sorry. I don't know
Wait, how do you find the right uh?
Like sound for us like to know auto-tune
I'm learning brothers some giggle shit. It's like what's going on here? I need that shit, too
I gotta know if I need auto-tune
Well, you gave me auto-tune. Oh, no
So you might want to be doing rapping instead of auto-tune.
So when you rap you don't really have auto-tune right?
Yeah, yeah.
You wouldn't want to be having auto-tune on.
Why are we supposed to be like, aggressive like, like some like deep voice?
Yeah, true shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I like this.
Slacks legend.
Yo, solid.
Y'all call me fat.
No, no, no.
This is low-carry.
Yeah, but you should keep all of the speakers and stuff.
Oh yeah, the speakers will be able to do this if it doesn't go away.
Oh my god, you're really serious. This might take three hours. Oh, yeah, it's gonna take three hours. Oh my god.
We are better being for three hours
All right, I'm trying to freestyle it. I ain't gonna I can't freeze up a shit
Oh, should we just freestyle it and just see what happens? I can't freeze that first shit
Appreciate it. Oh, you just keep doing it. You get a bar
Let me tell you
Are you sure?
How do you do it?
So I'm just supposed to keep a propeller until like
What do you see?
Oh, this is nice.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
This video is so cool.
This video is so sick.
Yeah, man. There you go.
Where have you actually been?
I'm not your way.
Well, how much do you weigh?
You're weight really? What have you been doing?
Dying.
Bro, I told you, because I said, when you said you're getting fat, I said I'm not going to be fat.
I'll promise you.
Oh, you've been doubting?
Yeah, I've been doubting. He's not.
How much you lost?
Oh, wow.
Last time I see him, he was significantly bigger than you.
Significantly bigger than you.
Okay, alright.
On the ground come on lock him bro. I know I need to lock him
Especially after what I told you
Yeah
big time
He's starting a lot
What's up? Yeah? Yeah, what are you starting? I was here. I give us a free start system, bro
No one can hear you by the way, no can hear a word
Wait, can you hear us there?
Yeah.
Wait, Ron, put your thumbs up if you can hear me.
Nah.
Not really.
This guy is crazy.
This is actually great, man.
No, no, you could obviously be a person.
Do you want me to...
Sensual delusion.
Oh
Wait, I just read yeah, yeah, you'll see you're starting you started
Okay
Right y'all seem like a little like anxious for us to have a little bit of fun. See you say something's getting the fuck you
Are you know the way to do it
It's simple they're talking to you're talking about stuff you're talking about like
Sitting down writing down for this gonna take hours you get in there you listen to the beat you go
Do you find a flow and then once you find your flow you start saying some words?
I run it back run it back. Oh, you'll be so fast though. Yeah, you'll be so fast. You know
Alright, I'm literally gonna just keep going until I get a flow so that's home bro. I'm not central eats
Oh
Toby's in the chest it's show us a Toby boy you're not safe either, bro. Oh
Top call me a bitch you got for my god, I don't know central call center
I was one of those things I'm getting the nervous shit let out longer to what really I might have to
I'm gonna get out a couple bars before I do it
I said I called it um let the kids swim. What? I'm black so will I shit?
Let the kids go for a swim. You get it? Can't be honest with you. Yeah, I was racist when I was younger
I was like
I thought I'd be all the way
I mean, I'm like if you if you grow up in the game you won't be racist
You fucked everyone's mum.
Wait, what?
No, you wanna say how I fucked your mum?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, everyone's mum, but fuck.
I said I fucked your dad.
What?
There.
Yeah, try something different.
Yeah, I don't know.
You weren't once gay thing there, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, what's the gayest thing you've done?
You could tell by the way it's chewing.
He's got a...
He's got some stuff in his...
Nothing mad just like saying stuff like y'all slips you off like no
Like we were saying in the car like I when I was younger like and I think it was a sixth grade
I used to hunt one of my friends in his basement. Oh, like I
Don't know what's more gay that are you filming that?
Oh my god, I know you're gonna say you've got like a big like dump coming out
It comes out feels good. So you just suck it back in again
It's like when you're constipated to you get spiky shit, you know
Yeah, it like does like the ridges on your rectum. Look, he knows what I'm talking about
Okay, have you ever laid down on your bed don't act like actually finger your ass for a second
I mean serious you've never done that you never play your asshole hairs
It's good. It's like, you know your ball sweat smell, you know how it's good, but it's not good
You know I'm saying yeah, okay, bro asshole juice
Asshole juice, that's just shit at that point
Yeah, you're just fucking eating it.
I saw it, jeez!
Yeah, you're crazy.
Wow.
Bro, that's not...
I'm not even thinking that's crazy, is it?
Yeah, I don't know.
You can even grab it now.
Bro, actually...
I don't know.
Maybe I am a little weird.
Hold on.
Why us?
This doesn't have anything to do with this one.
Nah.
I
Better start writing some shit. No, you're gonna sit there sit there sit the tone bro. Don't we should have been this bit after you bro?
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you go that day. All right. I'm just gonna figure out a flow first. Okay
Give me some dirt on JJ that nobody knows that I just got to get out right now. Oh
Be honest what is what's in gay shit? He's out who's younger. Oh, okay?
All right, I'll go you. Okay. Um, fuck the teddy bear ones. Oh, did he come? Yeah? I don't know if he came
Well, why would I know if he came? You're right. It's starting to get you sit up, bro
Sorry, dude. Call my like a sex offender or something. Yeah, okay
Okay, I didn't know it you said make some up
They're saying the KSI files
Yeah, by the way, they were comparing me to Adam Johnson for like a whole day
That's not good
So Adam Johnson is yeah, I figured it out, but he told me it was good
Yeah, you agreed you said no a lot of the things you could tell when you're going to fall in but is he ever serious?
I'm not kidding. I don't ever see them serious
I
Thought it was serious
Please like this spin it oh
My god, I'm telling you what do you mean? Oh my god morning this morning when he got out of the shower like no funny shit
I didn't even tell you this where you had your towel on and I'm gonna get I'm like
Not a lot that was the first time I heard you say the n-word
Thank you
Well, it wasn't as me said it be honest come on
The first sub-a-thon. Yeah
Now one year now, you know, you know silky face you should be face
Outside, I mean, let's just be honest. I'm just being honest, you know saying yeah, we're not we're outside and he's like he's excited
A black man told me to say that's a free pass. Mmm. So I just said it
What do you do?
Be ready?
Yeah, yeah.
I want to hear this one.
Ron, you better go fucking crazy on that beat.
I gotta find a flow verse.
All right.
Let's hear him.
Does it matter which one is which?
All right.
You should be able to tell.
All right.
I will give you the world, baby girl.
You just got a big, can you hear me out there?
Yeah.
Wait, why was that looking kind of good though?
Was that?
Was that not good?
I thought that was pretty good.
Cheers, Ralph, cheers.
Disagree.
So this is no auto tune or nothing, right?
Right?
Nah, that was no auto tune.
That was, that was actually not right.
Cheers, Ralph, cheers.
What is the one you can hear us right now?
A little bit, yeah.
Okay.
Only time of the night.
Oh, they cut my mic.
Nah, you're good.
Let me see you.
Boom!
Make the beat a little louder?
Like, we make the beat a little louder?
I feel like the mic needs to come down too.
His neck is fucking breaking.
Huh?
He's gonna come down a little bit, bro.
Why?
I
Is it not still too high
Okay
He's gonna stick to this
Came with me
Run back! Run back! Run back!
What? What back?
You run back to B, you don't know how to...
Who would've jaded something like that?
I told you it's fast, it's fast.
It's fast!
I'm not worried bro, it takes some time to get a beat.
Yeah.
It takes some time, bro.
Fuck with me!
Fuck, am I just like...
Just do right. It's way too tight.
Ha ha ha ha.
Way too tight is great is fall.
Fuck what?
Keep...
Call for the fucking men with the ball.
Keep it up the ball.
Have the other one.
Put your foot down.
Run back. Run back. Run back.
Fuck you dad, shoot her on.
Wait till you got it.
You know.
Why haven't you JJ bro?
Fine, I'll do KSI, I'll do JJ.
I got you.
I'll do JJ. I'll do JJ.
You fucked with me, we might just fight, KSI fans get up, it's way too tight, it's too big,
I like that, I like that, let me hear the back.
Let me hear the back.
He fucked with me.
I might just fight.
KSI's been dead up.
He's way too tight.
He's had too bad.
I should like the first part, right?
Yeah, that's actually not bad though.
It's starting off alright.
Ron, keep going over there.
We can make it work.
Let's go after that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me hear that part.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We might just fight KSI's Van Investor.
He's way too tight.
He's has too big.
Take away the head too big, please.
We might just fight KSI's Van Investor.
He's way too tight.
He likes a dog.
I'm gonna get it.
We might just fight KSI's Van Investor.
He's way too tight.
I guess you like that bit.
Rapping like it hurts
It sees the light, it sees the light, I see the night
Yo
See I can't just call him like you know what I...
Outlaw
Huh?
Outlaw
No it's not what he's like
Oh what?
Wait what do you want to say about him?
Should I say he's... I can't see him cause he's...
No!
I...
No but you know you can because his name is the nightmare
I got permission?
No
I mean because technically his name is Nightmare isn't it?
So play your... cause his books name is the nightmare
Oh the nightmare
Yeah, so play around, Matt.
He's made some docks.
I got you.
I'm like a shark.
Hello.
Look, it's way too tight.
It's way too tight.
The shine's so bright.
Shines when it sees the light.
It sees the light.
I see the light.
Oh, no, go, go.
Can we?
Shine so bright.
I see the light.
And then get rid of it.
I see the light.
And then let me have it.
OK, cool.
Let's go from there.
Hello.
It's way too tight.
The shine's so bright.
Shines when it sees the light.
It's the night, in the night, man, KSI
Fuck em!
See, that was good!
In the night, man, that was good!
Cause that's like a double-reduced.
That was sick!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me hear that!
We can find when it's the night, and see the light
In the night, man, KSI
That's a hit!
Ah, I like that!
That's sick!
Fine, I like that, that's sick!
I like that, I like that, I like that!
Alright, let's go around after that.
Find when it's the night, and see the light
In the night, man, KSI
What?
Finds when it's the night and see the light
In the night, man, KSI
You got a fucking accent on this
Something y'all will answer
Y'all, what accent are you doing, bro?
Oh my god, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm just gonna be the light and see the light in the night.
Man, KSI, yeah, I'm going like a feather.
Yeah, yeah, she's like a feather.
I'm going like a KSI.
Cyborg, get ready to hit her.
What is that like, you?
Yo.
In the night, mad KSI's
Yeah, I'm flowing like a feather
Yeah, that she's a better brother
Yeah, I might just in shock the weather
Oh, that's odd, yeah!
I changed up my spare wagon
I'm flowing like a feather
Yeah, yeah, that she's a better brother
Yeah, I might just in the weather
All right, who wants to get on that?
Does anyone want to get on that?
No, let's do one more, you need one more.
One more, one more, one more.
Wait, the weather!
Just keep singing off of that.
Hang on, nothing.
Weather.
You see what I did?
That's very clever.
Clever.
I can't hear you, mate.
Clever.
That was very clever.
Oh, that's very...
Yeah, something like that.
OK.
Yeah, she's a better brother.
I might just change the weather.
I'm going to go back to the booth, let's go from the start and go all the way through.
Just keep going watch out this one
Change the way that I feel good
I'm gonna climb up
That's how I touch up
Why is that good?
Alright, you're great
Why?
He's done like some diss track before
Okay
Right Ron?
I can't do this
You do it, I see you do it
That's nice
Wait, Ron, have you done a diss track before?
Yeah
No, not at all
Back home, that's fine
This isn't fine, you are the next one
No, you gotta get rid of that
I might get copyrighted for that
You gotta get rid of that
Wait, which one? Which one?
Yeah, don't copyright me
They'll take me into court
We might just fight
Oh, he's super fine
We might just fight
Tell you what, we've got to get in there and really speak
Yeah, yeah, okay
This is a fine story
We've got to get rid of them
You fuck with me
We might just fight
KSI 10
Denner is way too tight
It's way too tight
In the night, man, hey, it's like, I'm flowing like a feather
Yeah, then she's the better feather
Yeah, I might just change the weather
Go ahead and find our mattresses
Yes!
You gotta get off that hooker!
Wait, do you know who this is?
All right?
I'll do this.
Holy fuck, this is hot.
I left it on the thing, I didn't know.
Oh, that's why, oh yeah.
I took it off though.
It's 200, no?
It's going to be hot.
Not gonna lie, Ron, that was so good.
I put it on the playlist.
Thank you, bro.
Yo, listen.
What playlist?
French.
Talk to me still.
You're talking to me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, no, no, Mike.
Get ready for some pure ass.
No, get ready to hear the fucking verse of your life, bro.
Get ass, I'm telling you right now, still.
I'll lock any amount of stuff in 15 minutes to catch the flow.
Oh yeah?
Oh really?
Oh yeah?
We should do some sex beat after this.
What?
We should sing like a sex song.
You not like any sex beat?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are we going to...
You know we take this and we transition to some R&B shit, like we...
I'm trying to fuck on your bed.
Come on, right.
What, you mean like sexy?
Yeah, let's have a little sling one too.
Okay, cool.
Let's switch to like sling on sling off out here.
You yourself, we go in there.
What?
Why are you looking at me?
Why are you looking at him?
Ah, jeez.
Oh my, you don't even want a shirt off.
That's sexy.
Let's go, come on.
Get in there.
It's good.
Where's it going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll send him one.
Send him one.
Don't chill.
Why, this is too low, no?
Oh my God.
This is too low.
Is it too low?
God damn, man, how fucking short are you, bro?
That's how loud I was.
Oh, shit.
I was that loud?
Yeah.
This is like 60, yeah.
I saw it in the fire as well.
Wait, can you hear me or not?
I'd forture it.
Yeah, I think you can hear it.
I hear this.
They can hear me, they can hear you.
What's on the view? Wait, I'm on the other one, no?
Yeah.
You can hear me, right?
He's so chopped, I'm sorry.
You're trying me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we hear you.
Oh, yeah, stop.
Yo, listen.
Oh, brother.
So I'm gonna play you an after-run.
Okay.
Yeah, this is the best of the best
I might just change the way I am
Yeah, hair, pines, art, national treasure
Hey, not the bitch, you a bitch, you a pig
Fuck off, you know shit, come on pull up, you a pig
Yeah, rap when it's big, yeah crazy, yeah crazy, what's so lazy
You a bitch fat boy that I wanted, give you all this fucking stasis
You're the closest
Wait, what's going on?
This is good, this is good
It's good!
Come on bro!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, can we do like, do all that up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen to it.
I think you get rid of the part.
You keep everything besides the crazy part and then you redo that now. Yeah, I don't like the Daisy bit. Yeah. Yeah, it's too nice
Why are you thinking of daisies?
Nah I like the-
You're gonna hear it all up to daisies?
Crazy, yeah crazy, you're so lazy
You a bitch fat boy and I'm running
Give you some of this, you're so daisies
What's that meme?
What's that name?
You're a bitch fat boy, I'm gonna put that part away
Yeah, wait. You a bitch fat boy
Put it back, you're so daisies
You gotta make fun of that, he's ginger, bro
Yeah, he has to, right?
Wait, don't make fun
No, we have to
Oh yeah
In your pants it's a little Cheeto. Come on get fucking
About the cheeto in your pants is tasty. Oh
That trap to give you the bars
Or you can chat you can see it. Oh, we don't do that. I got I got I got it. I
I got it.
I bet the cheeto in your pants is so tasty.
I got it right here in the pastry.
What? I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know what he just said
You bitch fat boy
Pastries
You're a big fat boy you eat pastry
You big fat boy lake lazy come on just get in there
Crazy
I think you got a punchman like sooner he gets caught up
He's a little slob
It's gonna you know, it's gonna punch you quicker
Yes talk about how he uses those Zenpik
He's good. Jinch. No way. He lost the weight. Yeah
You gotta get creative, bro.
Bitch, y'all rappin' this beat, yeah crazy, yeah crazy, what's so lazy?
You big fat boy like Lazy, be takin' on my pastures
Crazy, yeah crazy, what's so lazy?
You big fat boy like Lazy, be takin' on my pastures
Did you run out of fucking words?
Did you need me to come back in?
Should I just start coming at KSI again?
I'm back!
KSI you suck!
I'm back.
KSI I'm back.
KSI you suck.
And you're back.
Should I just do one part and then he comes right back?
and your plans!
should I just do one part and then he comes right back?
look at him like that
now she might well that's it
now you're overthinking it bro
just say whatever
I don't know what to think bro
I don't know what to think
Cheers man
Peace
Hey, hold on, I like that!
Wowowowowowowowowowowowow!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow!
Maybe we'll use that for the ad-libs.
Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow!
I
Kind of like that. Did he say what did he say me?
My name is an emphasis. I think you should emphasize rates with a T
So anybody out there may not even be nice, but I'm saying it.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it.
Alright, you've got a little bit left.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I got it, I got it, I got it.
It's easy, I think, take it off, my hands, shriek high.
Alright, yeah, fuck my nicks, just hate me.
But you ain't me.
Bitch, all I play up, comment with me.
I was comin' c'il you laugh.
I'm fine, yeah, take this nicks, shriek down.
If I worry, I'm, come inside, yeah, hop in a lie with me, yeah.
Kiss me on my teeth, psych, kiss me on my lips, psych, kiss me on my ears, psych,
shoo!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Alright, I think we lost her.
Yes, we lost her.
Ramey, I was on a sea lion, bitch.
Ramey, Ramey, I was on a sea lion, bitch.
I'm fine. Yeah
Well I like that. I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I look slow
Come every
I'm like I'm like
Kiss me on my teeth
What?
Sight kiss me on my...
Bring me
They're saying that I'm terrorizing the studio, Marlon
Are we ruining the studio?
Yeah, we're ruining the studio
I was on a good life, bitch
I was fine, yeah
And this week we're done, yeah
In my heart we're fine, huh
Cool, we'll just keep it like that and we'll do some ad-libs as well please.
Okay man, let's add it, yeah, yeah.
All my fixings hit me, it's you and me
It's all my playa, call me Remy
I don't wanna see love, bitch
I'm fine, yeah, in this midwinter
Yeah, it's in my blood, yeah
What the fuck was that one?
Cool boy, you're all right, you're done
Bitch, you're up
All right, cool, see you later
Listen, we're just testing the weather right now
Listen bro, we can take our time with the next one if we want.
With slow song.
We're making a slow song, we gotta make a slow song bro.
Oh shit, I'm going to get a bomb
You a bitch, you a bitch, fuck off, you lil shit, I'ma pull up, you a bitch, y'all reckonin' to get crazy, then get crazy, you want so lazy, you a bitch, but I'm like lazy, bitch, take it off, I take it hard
All right, yeah, all my bitches hate me, but you ain't me, bitch, I'm here, come and read me
All right, cool, that was better in your head, right?
Sorry, but I was in there. Yeah
Oh
All right
What does a little mean?
What is a little penis?
Damn you little bitch!
How about you suck our penis again?
I'm dead!
You come to your bitch's!
We are never getting invited back to the studio.
Yo then, yeah, bro, yeah.
How many times do you keep mentioning dick and what's that?
Like, fuck.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
Maybe we should stick to writing some shit down.
Oh, fuck. Not as good as good as good as wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one song got me offended.
One got me offended.
Maybe we should keep that first part and then do the last part.
All right.
Wait, wait, let me hear it again and let me see.
How you want to hear it?
Again?
One more time?
It's time to go, but it's still a dream
We need you, penis, we need your little bitch
I'm gonna do some of my penis again
I'm gonna get you, come on then you bitch
Shite
Choke on it, Choke is insane
Double down the Choke in his career
What do you think?
I think we should just go for it
Yeah, that's what he basically lost our hope
Yeah
You call me your bitch, son!
Yeah, but he's not gonna be taking it.
He's a dick, I'm a dick!
You call me your bitch, son!
If I see you, we're gonna smack!
No, smack!
You're a little crack!
You're gonna smack me!
Oh, fuck it, fuck it!
I don't know if we should ever do this again yeah yeah maybe some sex I'm not gonna lie
that might have been the worst shit I've ever heard yeah she's grabbing the sex on
No, it's too big room song, bro. Then you're playing we have I know that's what I'm thinking, bro
That's like our stuff. Yeah
I'm not gonna lie, bro. It's just the finish. Yeah, let's just finish this
Many some auto-tune on my section. Oh, I'm gonna tell me some Chris about some boy
I'm talking, I wanna get you a drink.
I wanna talk about eating ass.
Yeah, get him out bro, quickly, as quickly as possible, please.
Well, someone signed this dude, bro.
Jeez.
That was really good.
Really?
Yeah.
I was fucking amazing, dude.
I was sick, bro.
I was sick.
Yeah, that was good.
That was really good.
I'm so tired of it.
This is way more sick.
Yeah, it was really good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just trying to get it.
Get it.
I
Yeah, yeah she's the better part of her
Yeah, I might just change the weather
Y'all are playing a national treasure
So, hey, I'm James, you a bitch, you a prick
Fuck off, you a shit, I'm a bro, you a bitch
Y'all rap when it's real, yeah crazy, yeah crazy
I'm so lazy, you a big fan party like Lazy
You taking off my shoes
Are you?
Yeah
Are you?
Yes, yes
Hit me
Beat you in
Me
Beat your mother in
Come to me
F-
I wanna see you lie
Bitch
I'm the fag
Yeah
In this rich, rich land
Yeah
C'mon
I'm the fag
Hey, Lil
You're a stupid bitch
Look at the way you look
You fucked some bitch
Christ, the rats, bitch
Eat my dick
Just one bitch
Suck all my dick
Look at this tiny lil
What is a lil mean?
We looping us off the real bitch
How about this song I'm in a victim
I'm in debt with your son
I'm coming your bitch
Shiloh, when I see you
We're gonna scrap
Not scrap, you're a little crack
When I see you
We're gonna scrap
Not scrap, you're a little crack
I
After constructive, you know, I think we should never do that again
Yeah
I like you know I'm saying I need to put some shit up bro. I need to like really talk
about it. Yeah, put some more to it. I might talk about my girl bro like eating the box on her period like come on
Let's get crazy. Let's get crazy. What? What?
Wait, what did you just say?
Come on bro
Alright you gotta come on we gotta race
Nah bro, I'm in there. On the period shit, come on bro.
What?
What's going on?
On the period shit.
You've never, yeah, you've never gotten your face.
You've been deep diving on that type of period, come on.
Why?
Wait, when?
Come on, come on.
No, you're a captain, you have never eaten, period.
I haven't.
Especially from the UK, come on.
Every night gets their sword a little bloody.
I say, I don't get it, I love that, I love that.
I love that, I love that, I love that.
Come on, bro, like, right?
You never like, you never like lights off,
and all of a sudden you're like, oh, that shit,
what is fuck, you turn lights on,
go in the mirror and shit, red all your face,
What the fuck is happening?
Fucking bloodbath over here.
Like that's how they're like, no?
Okay, okay.
My fault.
My fault, my fault.
My fault, my fault, my fault.
My bad.
My fault.
Yo, let's just do a new song, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't think this distance shit's gonna work for us.
Really?
I think this is a banger.
I knew the video for this.
I think you said dick five times.
You said crap three times.
I'm just choking, choking again, choking again.
a choke choke slap that
a lot of money that might never reach that
the radio so we're good days for bro
uh... what i think i don't have to get a lot of the
although i don't think so
i don't think we have to get it back to us and i say i say runs along with our
but i don't know about that
i'm gonna pass out when you know what i would love to give it to you
I would love to give it to you, but I'm not even interested, to be honest.
Really?
Yeah, bro, you've just been so kind, helping us do this.
I think our producer quit on us.
I think our producer actually left.
He's like, yeah, I'm good.
This is good.
Well, so we're actually doing an R&B show.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's make an R&B one.
Well, you've never heard some R&B shit like that we've done?
You've done an R&B song, too, no?
Are we something for really? Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. Oh wait, was it bad? No, no, it's good. Yeah, I'll play mine
Jason
Let me know why we ain't broken
Come on, but we got some sex shit like wait who was that to that was me and Jason no wrong
We gotta go you know like you gotta be like you know, sir
Who is it to I was talking to my girl? Oh?
Like let's get fucking freaky. I miss you all in my face. Oh
My god, you ever just well, okay?
Yeah, you have any R&B songs you make it on the beat on that really
Nah, I'm not ready. We might have to go and search for a Chris Brown type beat.
I like that. I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, cool.
What could you buy the license and then just cut down?
Well, we hate a Chris Brown.
Yeah.
Get him on the future.
Well, key.
Yeah, just get him a quick 16 on it.
Not bad. We could probably find a verse that he did and just put it on.
Yeah, all that.
Yeah, we could steal some shit.
The entry needs to be there.
Ooh, wait, he's being fired.
You've never seen before.
You're all in one front, essential.
You're the best friend.
So, first one?
I'm glad.
You feeling good?
I'm feeling great.
I'm ready to fucking sing.
Oh, my exes paid me and then, please, it rates me?
Or did you say?
I don't know.
I'll just go out and wear this down.
We gotta wait for B.
Yeah what's up with these guys?
Oh this is so good.
Who the fuck is the best one?
We went through one fucking beat!
Oh look at this story!
I
Pog
All the track
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to KSI
When you look in your eyes, I want to I want to fly I want to fly
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out
I have real proof that you're in a real position
You both have each other
Interesting beats you're gonna find what I'm telling you
You feel any of these?
I like them!
Come on Marlon, need some input here.
It's more ratty like, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll do the last one and the first one.
Imagine?
The first one?
What's the first one?
Yeah, first one.
That was nice.
I
Y'all got a good who's starting I can't start again
What's the vacuum I'ma let out a shit
I'm not a fan of you.
Wait, what's the strategy?
Apologise.
So I apologise to you?
Are you?
Alright, I'm not really just making two, three different songs, so we like to land that one, piss him off, and then we throw it to him.
I think that's so good.
Yeah, that's it.
Wait, so it's like, is there a certain audition for each of us, or is there the same all of us?
No, like each beat or song will have its own key, and then that's what you put the auto-tune in.
And then basically what auto-tune is, is when you're singing out of that scale or that key,
it's just pushing it into the key.
And then you can set about how much you want it to.
I gotta get my P-Fills, P-Fuckin' Fills, boys.
Don't stop the ATG, bro.
He's already in the spills!
Relax, I'm in my field, chill.
But I know what I do down here.
I don't think it is a lot real quick.
I just love my life.
I don't want to keep my life driving me wild.
Talk to the mic and chill.
What, humanize me?
Just like a little bit less.
Yeah, I already.
Mm-hmm.
It's gonna be good.
Can I give you a smoke?
Can I give you a kiss?
Ha ha ha!
Jake's coming!
I'm sorry, I apologize for talking mad about you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I said hello.
I
That was fun. I feel that was so good.
Alright, let's pull that back from the start.
Yeah.
I
Know
Yeah
Okay, let me tell you what I said a long time ago, let's see.
What's that rap right there or not?
I gotta sing, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, I gotta hear it, I gotta hear it, I gotta hear it.
Is it too much, all the two more now?
Huh?
Be rap.
Yeah, but you're not looking good at it.
It's like a tag, like a tag.
No, it's like a singing beat.
Yeah.
You're actually making bangers.
I'm just making bangers.
Oh
Do you remember all the times that you gathered?
We're running back, running back, running back.
Keep going.
Running through your weapons, Moons.
Maybe you're up on your own.
Do you remember all the time we spent together?
Want to be with you forever.
Me and you, me and your baby.
Me and I.
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, maybe do the same balls again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, when we give you up this much,
maybe you're up on you,
maybe you're up on you.
Ah, fuck, I forgot, I forgot what I said again.
All the time we spent together,
wanna be with you forever,
Me and you, me and you, baby
Okay, go, uh, all the time we spent together
Forever or together, that's one of those
Go for it, go for it, go for it
You
Do you remember
All the time we spent together
Wanna be with you forever
Me and you, me and you, baby
can you come to my place feel me every night fuck back back back that's just sounds good
what d'you thinkIC you like it no
me you me you baby can you come to my place feel me i wanna be with you forever me you
Me, you, me, you baby Can you come to my place, baby?
Maybe we can always.
Me, you, me, you baby Can you come to my place, baby?
Baby, can you come to my place, baby?
Me or me or you, baby?
Can you come to my place, baby?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Want to be with you forever?
Me or me or you, baby?
Can you come to my place, baby?
Maybe we can cook or something.
Tell my love
Maybe we can cook
So we can
Oh
So you want me to get away with this much?
Me and you up on you.
Do you remember all the time we spent together?
Wanna be with you forever?
Me and you, me and you baby.
Can you come to my place baby?
Maybe we can cook or something.
We can give it all my love or something.
sexy
We do from cook or something. I need that
Yes, I'm talking about fucking Jim shut the fuck up chat shut the fuck up
I'm not my fucking foods big you're the fuck fucking understand that shit bitch
It's about fucking Jim
Cook us up
I'll put you in the oven
Cook you in the oven
Love us all up in the oven
So we can't
So take away love or something
I like what you said
Put you in the oven
Let me cook you in the oven
I want to take away love or something
Cook us up
They're saying this is Hollister music
I don't know what that means
Hollister
Baby, can you come to my place, baby?
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Me and you, me and you, baby, can you come to my place, baby?
Maybe we can cook something, go outside late at night,
and look at the moon or something.
Wait, I'll look!
Wait, wait, wait.
Yo, ladies, we do a girl voice in there. Come on.
I got no bars, bro, I got no...
No, no, just be like...
in the girl
anything you say anything like
a voicemail at the end
oh you like
ah
get in there real quick
we're like self-warranty
YES! YES! YES!
sorry
play to beat with him real quick
he's gonna just say a quick bar
like a little bit of like
YES!
oh yeah
In the back, you got everyone jumping in this fucking chat.
Wait, should we do the islands first or no?
Yeah, I think we should do some islands.
Islands, yeah?
Yeah.
I believe you, man.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's so good.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, that's not shit though.
Nah, it's going to sound good.
You should look and take off the artist.
Yeah.
I don't know what I want to say.
I don't know.
I'm not saying hello, yeah, that's it.
Alright.
Me and you, me and you baby
Can you come to my place, baby?
Maybe we can cook or something
Go outside late at night
Look at the moon or something
I don't know what to do with the ad-libs
I don't know what else to do with it
Just whatever bro
What are you doing?
Stop the song
Whatever
Yeah you gotta fucking do it
The whole song
You gotta get some ad-libs going
Get some fucking ad-libs in there
It's every here and there
Just give it a
Give it a little more
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let's say daddy and stuff.
Sorry.
You're gay.
Alright, what the fuck?
You know, I would say I'm a lot like her.
Fuck, I'm bad about you.
Shit.
I'm a type of mother that says hello.
I don't know, yes.
Oh, dint
It's so cute
I wanna feel
Kissed
So cute
I wanna feel it so much
You like that shit?
I
That's not a bro, come on.
That is so good.
Your shit, lads.
I feel like I should keep the flow that you did.
Like, let me put like a star on it.
Come on, then.
Alley!
Pallet, bud!
Make your laziness set, man.
Marvin, you sit there.
Here you go.
And yes, I was fucking talking about Jin.
Stop making it weird, bro.
Any clips you want to make it shit weird?
Listen, this track to Apologies song.
This is my apology.
You're fucked off, man.
You're fucked off.
Actually
Where's over the transition this into another life
I think anyone's ever done that right
Like five minutes in between that actually
Can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah, you're good. Oh, this is sexy. I think sexy, no
Yeah, I'm here now.
Yeah.
I'm so blue.
Arrita, arrita, arrita.
I'm trying to get you out of my room all alone
I'm trying to make this dick your throne
Yeah, I'm trying to give you my bone
I'm trying to give you my bone
That I'm trying to get through it
I'm trying to get my bone
Now you can bug it
Look at that motorcycle, damn
It's raining and I got temptation
I'm sick and tired of motivation
I'm trying to get you in my room alone
I'm trying to make this dick your throne
Yeah, I'm trying to give you my bone
I'm trying to give you my bone
Yeah, I'm trying to get through it
Get rid of the bone bar completely, everything with bone
I wanna make this dick your throne
Let me get sexy, hold on
I'm trying to make this dick your throne
Hey, hey, yo Ron. Yeah, mind you talking about JJ bro
I know I got temptation
Cause you can't turn around to face it
I'm tryna get you in my room
I'm tryna lick this dick you're throwing
Yeah, JJ come to the bed
Yeah, let me not on your head
Yeah, I'm a shit like a slave
Yeah, JJ
Ah, ah, JJ
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Hold on!
Let it keep going!
I'm gonna throw a motorbike at you!
Let it keep going!
You're not taking it, bitch!
Let it keep going!
Run, run, you're like a flare!
Oh, fuck!
You're crazy
Nightmare, cause you're a nightmare in my bed
Let me do that, let me get rid of nightmare in my bed
Why? I like that learn
You said what?
It's good
I got you, I got you
J.J. uh uh
I see why they call you nightmare
Cause you're a nightmare in my bed
I don't think of another word for bed
I got
Spread
Oh, what is it?
Spread
Want to see your knowledge spread that works
works
Oh
Well, that's good
Yeah, JJ come to the bed
Yeah, let me not on your head
Yeah, ride my shit like a sled
Yeah, JJ uh uh
JJ uh uh
I see you while they call you mate man
Cause you scary in the bed
I wanna see your knowledge study
You're an honor for me
You know you're never ever alone when you got wrong
Cheering on my phone
Ring, ring, pick up the phone
JJ, JJ, uh, uh
Uh, uh
Get rid of that last, uh?
You think that's good, or shall we do that?
I like that.
I want Deji and Casablanca.
I like it.
Want
I'm gonna go in, you can do it.
Oh, I'm gonna be here.
Maybe we can cook or something
Go outside late at night
Look at the moon or something
It's raining and I got temptation
I'm taking time out to beat you
I'm trying to get you in my room or alone
I'm trying to make this dick your throne
Yeah, JJ come to the bed
Yeah, let me not on your head
Yeah, run my shit like a sled
JJ uh uh
JJ uh uh uh
I can see you like a clean nightmare
Cause you're scary in the bed
I wanna see your knowledge
start
You're on the front, you're on the edge
We can't afford you
Cause I pick up the phone
You know you're never ever alone
I like it.
I like it a lot.
I did get in there, bro.
Get in there fucking sink.
You better talk about that shit crazy, dude.
Like talking about that shit crazy.
Did Lazy even say, did you say a bar?
No, no, I didn't hear it.
Oh, I didn't hear it.
Why am I sure I can slay this girl?
I like that.
Yeah, I like that too.
I want more than a DJ at the same time.
Oh
My god
I'm trying to give you
No, you gotta say you gotta say title. I didn't mean it. I'm trying to give you mean dick
Wait, we're not supposed to be gay already. Maybe we are not mine actually, I don't know I thought I don't know
Oh
Yo, you just talking to him
J.J. J.J. I'm sorry. I want all of the glory now man.
I'm sorry. I'll get there. I'll get there.
Fuck him. Fuck him.
Ring ring pick up the phone man. J.J. J.J. I'm sorry.
I
Alright, I'm ready.
I'm ready to give you a bath.
Never.
Alright.
I think me to say what I said
I will again do everything I have
Because you're the best
Let me see your chest
Let me see what you can do
From behind
Chicken! Chicken!
He's clearly going chicken!
Yay! Like what?
You were just talking!
Ethan, let me see your fucking...
I
Keep that with the lab
I
What is he even saying?
Oh
You see tight little
Call him tight little tight little I'm just a title say tight little
All right.
Let me see what you can do from behind.
Tie a little, oh, tie a little bit.
Tie a little bit.
All right, we're done.
We're gonna get a charge, bro.
He's gonna do something sexual or as much.
What is that?
Can you call your brother and make him the ringtone at the end?
Huh?
Call your brother and make him the ringtone.
Oh.
Yeah, make him the ringtone.
I can't do that!
Alright, how many more bars or whatever?
I think we're done with you, bruh.
Yeah, you might be finished, bruh.
Oh, God!
Just run it, just run it!
Oh, you tight little bitch!
Tight little stick!
If you need all of that!
I went for a nap!
I put off the bed!
What do you mean tight little stick?
I'm ready
I don't even need it
Tight little stick
Give me one of that
I'm not joking you bitch
I'm gonna fuck you up when I see you pussy
I'm gonna fuck you
Fuck you
Tight little peelers
No, no, fuck you
You're just talking about fucking him, bro
Is that good?
Is that work?
Oh my fucking god.
Now can you do me a favor?
Can we take the first one and make a transition into that?
Yeah.
How's that?
It's perfect, bro.
Yeah, you're just an idiot.
It's perfect, bro.
It's perfect, bro, yeah.
It's perfect.
What the fuck?
Oh, nice challenge.
Oh, let me get some admin.
Yes.
Just skip to the end, make him do a voicemail then.
To take off the auto-tune though.
Which one is it, man?
You say?
Who's trying to, like, push every talking show?
I don't know, just get sexy in there.
Get sexy in there.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Yeah, I'm trying to get my fucking pussy fucked.
Yeah!
All three at the same time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you take off the auto-tube, herb?
We don't think you can hear me, though.
Just stay close to the mic.
I'm chilling on my phone
Ring, ring, pick up the phone
JJ, JJ, uh uh
I know, I'm sorry
I didn't mean to say what I said
I'm gonna give you everything I have
Because you're the best
Let me see your chest
Oh, yeah
Let me see your chest
Let me see what you can do
from behind
tight little
oh you tight little bitch
tight little stick
give me all of that
I'll give you bitch
I'm gonna fuck you out when I see you pussy
you're no pussy bitch
fuck you tight little right little penis
fuck you bitch
are you trying to call you all me?
That's good, I love you so much.
Alright, now can we hear, I guess close them, come on.
Yeah, let's hear it.
Yeah, we're gonna make it a whole.
I thought I'd make it two different tracks though.
I honestly think it's like a...
Oh my god, that's the funniest ever, bro.
Wait, wait, wait! How long is each?
About two, right? Two minutes?
Um...
Is that going on?
We could make it about three minutes.
We could maybe cut it down to about three and a half
minutes, four minutes, three and a half minutes.
For both of them?
Yeah, for me, for one.
What do you say?
Combine the whole...
I'll see what I sound like.
I'll try to combine them.
Maybe just...
Just make the first one go and then keep the beat going,
and then if we could fade it into a sex beat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Why don't we just ask the chat?
What do y'all think?
songs or we can we combine it I like combining it I think we're here both
okay I want to see what it sounds like let's combine it now just get rid of
that was fake sexy that was fake sexy look here me
Yeah, but yeah, you fucking tight little stick fucking on his dick
You think he's gonna see that shit
He's gonna fuck where he's gonna make one of these faces
Maybe that'll get me my invert
It's a tight little stick.
I don't know.
That is tough.
I see it.
In the night, man, get your shite
Here's the plan, I'm flowing like a feather
Yeah, there she's the better brother
My major's name's the Wiggah
You're a pain in the life of national stature
Hey, I'm the James, you're a bitch, you're a prick
Fuck off, you're a shit, I wanna pull up this bitch
Yeah, I rap on this bitch, yeah, crazy
Yeah, crazy, I'm so lazy
You're a big fat boy, I like lazy
Big tail on my face, please
Alright, yeah, power, this is hit me
But you ain't me, bitch, I might be here
Come and greet me, I don't wanna see life, bitch
I'm fine, yeah, in this bitch, we blind
Yeah, in my body, we blind
I ain't low, you're a stupid bitch
Look at the way you look, you suck something, bitch
I said that, bitch, eat my dick
This one, bitch, suck my dick
When it's time to go, what does it mean?
When it's a little dangerous, then you're a little bitch
I got this and I'm a bitch like that
I'm a dad bitch, you're a goddamn bitch
When I see you, we're gonna scratch
You're a little crack
When I see you, we're gonna scratch
You're a little crack
Wait a minute! Hold on! Hold on!
Oh, you didn't transition?
Yeah, I haven't transitioned, but yeah.
I think you're right. Combined.
Imagine it goes like a slow and then like a slow.
Yeah, combine.
Yeah, combine. Combine.
I see what you mean now.
I feel like that has to be combined.
That's like sexy.
That's not really a good beat, you know.
I like that beat.
We just ruined it.
We didn't fuck that one of his songs.
He had worked his ass off to make that beat good.
Hoping that fuckin' Central Sea or Dave would come in and get that.
Instead he got fuckin' Stable or not on Marlin and Desi on a fuckin'
I'm sorry.
I just changed the weapons
Had a price up, I should have searched
Hey, I said James you bitch, you bitch
If I don't give a shit I'm gonna put up on this bitch
Y'all rap on this bitch, yeah crazy, yeah crazy
You want so lazy, you big fat boy like lazy
Bitch, I'm a lazy
Alright, yeah, all my exes hit me
If you ain't me bitching a mayor, come and beat me
I was always here live bitch, come flyin' yeah
In this bitch we back, yeah
In my body flat, I ain't lil'
Yo, we're stuck with bad shit
Look at the way you lookin' soft some bitch
I said last bitch, eat my dick
Just one bitch, suck my dick
Man, I ain't lil'
What's the lil' mean?
What do you mean lil' bitch?
They're your lil' bitch
How about this?
I'm up in this again
How did they get me?
So could they have been?
So, with ICU, we're gonna scratch
No scratch, you're a little crab
With ICU, we're gonna scratch
No scratch, you're a little crab
Hold on, what happened to Honey Packet?
Oh
I like that shit
I wanna see your knowledge
Stirred in your own food
You're the only one
I'm gonna be hitting on you
Kiss, I pick up the phone
You can love me never, ever alone
But you got wrong, but you're not wrong
Ring, ring, pick up the phone
JJ, JJ, uh uh
I know, I'm sorry
I think you needn't say what I said
I wanna give you everything I have
Because you're the best
Let me see your chest
Oh, yeah
Let me see your chest
Let me see what you can do
From behind
Tight little
Oh, you tight little bitch
Hahahaha
Tight little shit
Oh!
Gimme one of that
That's all. I'm not joking, you bitch. Fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you up when I see you pussy.
You little pussy, bitch. Fuck you!
My little right-hand little penis. Fuck you, bitch!
I'm not trying to call you all me.
I just wanna fuck you.
You just won't answer any of your calls. I'm starting to think we're running out of time.
I am fucking fucking good.
I like that, I like that, I like doing that, that's really good.
Damn we really ruined two beats for him.
How long do we fuck?
Like man the time you work on this and you just fucking...
How long do you take to work on that first beat?
Uh, nine.
It's only took me like 20 minutes.
Alright.
It's alright.
Okay, that tight little stick.
You all in that dick.
Alright, I think yeah that might be enough of the shit.
Yeah, yeah, that was really good.
So he's shining a little line. Oh, yeah, you know
Holy shit, yeah, what y'all think that was pretty fun. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I got we got to hit the studio more. Well, I like I like singing way more. Oh, yeah
Wrapping that she asked you because it's like you try to be someone you're not bro. Like when we're seeing on this shit
Like we're really trying to fuck
And I was being serious
Fuck you, yeah
Can I met on your head?
I want to take it a bit down from the surf
Oof
I'm getting horny right now
I'm not going to lie
I'm serious
I'm serious, I'm serious
I don't know bro, what you saying?
Alright
Well that'd be a fucking song bro
Yeah, that'd be a song, yeah
We should be banned from all studios
Yeah, we probably should
We probably are too
Yeah, I understand
Banned from Wolves and banned from the studios
from the wolf city not bad not a bad shot at all thank you bro no what would you say would you
say is it the worst time you ever had oh wow okay last time wow oh wow no come on that's cap
Yo, what is the worst you have?
Hey JJ?
No, no, no, no.
Are you busy?
JJ?
JJ!
It's Ron!
What's up, bruv?
Knowledge!
Um, so, um, so, so, so, so, so, Ron, um, made a diss track in here.
No, no, listen, listen, listen.
KJ wait so Ron made a diss track with you and then he also made a
Yeah, and then he also made a sex song. I would love for you to react to it one day, you know
Maybe when you're loading your bed at 3 a.m. Yeah
I mean do you listen to it?
You're playing from the top
I'll just turn you up.
Damn knowledge, you look good.
Don't fucking call it to me bro.
I'm trying to eat and you're ruining my dinner.
Knowledge, oh my god.
Oh my titties!
No!
No, don't even fucking...
Miss Marlin, hold on.
Whatever bro, he's gonna be forced to listen to that one day.
He's gonna listen to it, don't worry.
LJJ.
WJJ, WJJ.
Do you actually like Creature?
It's not bad.
Honestly, I don't think it's that bad.
What's his worst song?
Oh my gosh, he did a song called Mac Tentalo.
Is that like an old one?
Yeah.
Is it bad?
You ready?
Can you play it?
10th floor
I old one. Yeah, dad. So really play. Hey, can you can you play your JJ's Mac 10th floor?
I think you should get you should
Be honest. He's a Mac 10 or Mac 11. So you like taking it? Yes
What a supporter brother. Yeah, I know he's on it. I don't think he is that's thing. I saw it
Yes, you actually like saw it
But this is a bad song. I don't think it's a bad song. I think it's became a mean then it came back home
That's how I think of this. I'm trying to get invited to that charity
They were like a man, they couldn't ever be a faker, the dark of sleep
Face to face with the views, got the rubber views, the storm, got the gun and the bass
I got the bass, I got the machine and the tape
I'll take that, I'll take that
I ain't trying to stop, I'm out of it
I've been living all the way till now, I've been sleeping here beside it
It's like 98 days, it's like 98 days
So go drunk, I'm out of use then, this is dangerous like a lie
I don't fucking care if I'm lying!
Yeah, yeah, yes, who's back with the gun?
Oh, oh, oh, wait, it's not the life
Smoking up the beat that you're lying
We're going under streets, come on in
Jump on that spot, jump on that spot
We're gonna go, get the pulse, we're gonna fight
When you jump, go again, like a bomb
I'll bring you back, go again, like a bomb
I can't listen to that shit, no but he's way better now, you have to admit.
Wait where was that?
When was that?
2011, right?
Holy fuck.
11 years ago.
Thank fucking god.
Jeez.
Be honest, you told him that was good?
At the time he did all that.
No, I don't think he asked for my opinion.
Oh fuck.
But yeah, he didn't ask for my opinion.
Fuck.
He's not that bad now, be honest.
There's some music I like.
I love the charity match, bro.
I can't wait to watch it.
Oh my god, bro.
11 years ago?
Wow.
All right.
You want to call Jimmy, baby?
He's on a flight.
Oh, damn.
He's on a flight to Italy, I'm pretty sure.
Damn, bro.
New song, man.
How many songs have you done?
All in all.
Maybe like 10, 11?
Be honest, during the-
During the diss track era, bro. Yeah, who was like, uh, who was like one we were like, damn, I got fucked up
Oh, Simon's
Are you actually got mad?
Obviously
No, it was real though, right? Was it not? No, no, no the one with me and Randolph that was real. Oh, that's what it was
Yeah
Fuck you and then somehow I ended up dissing my brother
Distracts make a lot of money
So like what two or three minutes
Damn, bro, I'll tell you
I
Just might be like the fuck it's going on
Re-chat fat so stop picking your nose. I'm not even picking my nose
I love this
What y'all think? I think it's fun making something bro. Even though I'm shit, but I just fun
I like making music. I wish I could make more off-stream the last time I made music was with Max and Jason
Damn
Yeah, but I was like fucking around. Yeah, they loved it. They loved it guys
We can't make a hundred fucking songs today. We're gonna make this producer want to kill himself
I'm not gonna lie
Well killed it for just fucking around. Yeah, that's pretty fun. That was all I told you those a lot of one taste
It's better just going in just go. Yeah, you just find a friend
You think if we actually tried we could do something or
I think if we actually tried yeah, we could
What is it you would like sit down and write your lyrics like yeah, yeah, how long that's a
Maybe like days
Damn, yeah, and then you just just go in
So now okay nice
No
Then actually writing the proper song
Yeah, probably songs you actually have to think about it for people to listen to
What do you think this is easy ever songs? Yeah
Um, yeah, cuz you just have to say that
Be good as long as you're just saying something to people that wrong. He said
If I was in the diss track era if I was a youtuber, I would just lie because they have skin allegations
And now did you fucking get sued?
All right
I got ops you got ops
We were thinking of going to bricks in tonight
Yeah
I'm going late at night to the train station in bricks in
Okay, underground under tunnel wait why you want to test we want to test our luck
Really we want it. We also we have a real challenge. We've been gentrified. You know, we mean
You know, we really what is the way?
We want to basically wear our most expensive watches like the most dangerous
I'm not sure how long it takes.
You're like, come on.
What, the camera's everywhere.
Yeah, from the distance.
What, no security?
I want to see if I can get slashed off of that.
We're going to get slashed off of that.
No, you just get rushed.
You are going to get slashed, you just get rushed.
What if I say no? I'm going to fuck no.
Yeah, then there'll be loads of them.
They'll like beat you up, take it and then...
Good luck.
I bet they probably would thank you.
For what?
What?
You see me, bro.
I got the same fucking height?
Wait a minute.
Oh, really?
Hold on.
No, don't say that.
Deji, come on, bro.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Y'all like the exact same height.
You don't want to say mine.
Oh, we actually.
Deji might be a little bit taller.
Deji looking like he has, like, a buff, though.
Oh, shit.
What?
Put my belly against me height.
A little bit.
How does that make sense?
Wait, so you think your lower body percentage than he is?
Hmm?
You lower body percentage than he is he's 29. Yeah, so what do you think is?
I'm saying 21 people get around if he's 21 body percent fat bro. I'll kill myself. I don't believe it
All right. Have you ever done a day to skin? I see it. Well, I know
All right now through that
That's just bone now through this
It could be exactly a good calf. I'll do this watch
There you go. Uh, what else is there? Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks
Okay, yeah, it's just it's just a little okay, you know feel this
They're squishy enough feel enough for that
Okay, that's quite hard feel
Yes, I'm talking to do it. I promise you
Okay, yeah, I got nothing else
Yeah, is it?
Yeah.
No, it's not.
Here you go.
Come on, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab.
That's not bad.
Are you furious?
What are we doing?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm telling you, this is belly, bro, and a little bit of face.
That's it.
I mean, I lose weight.
It's, it's fun.
Have you ever had a six pack?
Have you?
Oh, that's a...
Is that deep?
Really?
Oh, wait, yeah, you have to...
I'm not lying as you fumbled a quiz. I'm gonna keep it above bro. Wait, what was the bet again?
Is it a mill right? No, come on. It was a mill right? A million dollars? A mill. Pounds by the way, pounds. Pounds.
A million pounds of what? Are you fucking dumb?
Parency Pounds.
Parency.
Yeah, TBP.
Gunpowder.
Yeah, gunpowder.
Wait, from who? Your brother?
Yeah.
Dude, I owe everyone a lot of money.
Bro, if someone told me to get a mill just to get a six-pack brother, what? You can tell me I can get...
What was your reason you actually didn't?
I don't know, there was a few calls and I didn't have any reasons, I'm not gonna say excuses.
Yeah!
I was like wait, didn't you like start training like two months before?
Like you waited, like you waited like the last minute.
Yeah.
Cause I was in the process of moving and everything and then, but I just can't make excuses cause
you can still make time for that, you know what I mean?
Pianos, you ate like shit at night?
You ate at shit?
Like shit?
Like the night before or were you like damn?
Well, what would you eat?
Now what do you eat now by the way?
Like what do you eat now?
Be honest.
It's just a lot of like chicken
Yeah, well, I'm not even trying to sound crazy like out when we were on the way to your house like a resume
We saw you to be like I've seen like in the last year. You've uploaded like 10 videos of trying KFC
I was like 10 videos in a year. I was like, yeah, we actually like KFC obviously. Yeah, I love it. I'm not kidding. Nando's is actually like, I know it's probably like, it's mid. Really? I told you, I told you they think it's mid. I love it.
I love it. Really? Yeah, I think it's perfect. Go to Japan and try KFC. This is the best one I've heard.
Yeah, I heard about that. So far.
Also, I've heard that Nanos is the best one in South Africa. Is that true? Yeah, South Africa. It is, right? Yeah, yeah.
But why? What is the difference? That's where it's from, is it not? It's different in every country, bro.
Yo, I was telling him that McDonald's in Paris is so good. Have you ever tried that? McDonald's. You know what I'm talking about.
So good. It's absolutely. It's so good.
I don't know why cuz you don't have all the fucking bullshit like in the states like red 40s and 60s my red 40
You know red 40
Is that the mountain dude?
No, it's like what's in talking?
Machine
Tell me about your mukbang. Oh, I did a red 40 mukbang
What everything those red 40. Yeah, my poop after was actual red was actually yes
What? What was this? Like three months ago.
I was a big muck bang guy too as you could tell.
That's not bad, bro. No, this is bad.
No, it's really not that bad.
That's not bad. More than you literally said,
if you had my body off-streaming, you'd kill yourself.
I would kill myself. I'm not lifting mine.
Lift it. Come on. Come on. Let's all lift it. Come on.
I bet. Are you first? No, I got you last.
All right, bro. I mean, bro, that's not bad.
It's just like, jeez, the weak. Hold on.
Oh my god, I don't even want to do it for just do it
It's whatever bro, it's all right
I mean I'm not gonna love oh no, no, I actually don't anymore, bro. I mean I try to go everyday, but
Yeah, why are the gyms here suck your pure Jim's ass
No, we just try to get a date pass
Y'all got you can I see
You guys have a everyone out here
You guys have uh, you guys have a Ralph's yeah
Do you have a
Guys know where 3712 broadband is
Jason
All right, that's it. All right, let me get my jacket. Let me get my jacket
Good session. Very such bro. Great fucking sex
Hey Chad dubs dubs dubs dubs big dubs. No, this is a really nice studio though, bro. This is a really nice fucking
Are you snatching snacks?
No no no.
I'm actually before, I just want to get a shit.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna be bobbin' into this.
Yeah.
Are we kind of snatching lowkey in mine?
Yeah I dunno.
Deji, kind of, you're talking about fucking sticks and shit.
Yeah.
You stink.
Oh, oh.
What's up buddy?
Cheers bruvz.
Chow what y'all think about that studio?
Is that good?
Guys, I like that, or what?
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
I've got a really good one.
Holy shit.
What is it about from earlier?
Where's Rahit?
He's collecting his stuff.
Jesse James Clark.
Hey, Jesse James?
That's a YouTuber's name.
Jesse James used to be a famous outlaw.
So that's why I'm calling him.
Jesse James West.
Wait, so who?
So you've had Senchi or an ever on her?
Yeah, I've got a key but you're a con man.
Do you last have did I was already making a sense?
Yeah, I guess I think that's quite a few
But they don't got like their own studios or no, like you know I'm saying like
You would think that like all this like that would have like the whole shit, you know me when they're like comfortable and whatever
Really?
He didn't do it?
Yeah.
He's got the studio, but he just never uses it.
Oh, he has it?
They're saying, come outside, knife emoji.
What is that about?
It's not, guys, come on.
Some big artists will make a whole custom professional studio if they're happy.
They'll never use it.
I don't know, they'll use it.
But when you sign a record deal, you get part of that budget,
and the money goes to reporting.
So then you use your budget to go to your own house.
I've heard about that. I've heard about that. I know something. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. I know something about that. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Yeah. Not, not, not, not, not, not anyone that we, not anyone that we know. Yeah. All right. That's, that's interesting.
Let me see you.
On the outside.
Yeah.
All right, boys. Thank you.
Thank you.
Seriously.
Seriously, bro.
Nice meeting you guys.
Dad, we'll go out here, you know?
Hmm?
Thank you, bro.
Yeah!
Thank you, bro.
Wow, this is a good set, boy.
There's two round in the middle.
$1.
$15 each, bro.
$1.
$1?
Yeah, it's just $2.
How the fuck did kids find the place?
That's all the bag, no?
The leather is ours, dude.
It might be ladies. I think it's peen.
I got it. I got it. I got it for now.
Next time we'll go out and steal the fucking album.
Wait, are these the kids in my chat type of knife emojis?
Yeah, we need an album.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you bro, trust me, I'm really getting my feelings then if that's on.
Oh, that shit is tough, damn.
Oh, good fuck.
Oh, he recorded that here?
Yeah.
Does he come like solo when he makes music like that?
No shot.
Or like with a big groove, yeah?
Wow, that was a sick shot.
It's kind of zeniths.
Yeah.
It's different.
That's gotta be a pretty cool scene in the making.
Hell.
All right.
So what was it?
The way this way out here, bro.
All right, it's all good, it's all good.
Okay, stand, Tom.
Watch your kicks.
You'll stab him in the ass.
Yo.
Hey, boys.
Let me see your hands.
Come on.
Come on, no knives.
Nice.
How'd you find this?
How'd you find it?
I'll go.
Yeah.
We say, yo, shout out.
Oh, that was quick.
Yeah.
Shout out, bro.
Always.
Shout out.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Big ups to the UK
Big ups, big ups
It's all right bro
You want a mash up?
Yeah
Shit with the costume
Yeah how the fuck did you... how do you remember?
How did you find this thing?
That's what I'm saying
Now basically I lived 10 minutes...
Wait, wait, wait, I don't say what we are man
Yeah, you don't say what we are
Yeah I was saying
When the UK whipped up the city
Yes
I lived like 10 minutes away and I saw a mystery
I literally saw you see that one the other side.
That was it.
That's the one I saw and I noticed it.
I remember that.
I was like, shit, I know it.
That's a good memory.
Fuck.
She's Louise.
That's crazy.
Geez, that's crazy, ladies.
I'm wrong, bro.
Yeah?
Go inside and try a match.
I'll see you there.
Oh.
Ooh.
That's a little late.
I'm absolutely up for it.
Oh, yeah.
What's up with that?
What?
What is it?
There's a fed over there.
Yeah.
How do we know?
There's a whole car crashed over there.
Oh, I didn't have?
Two cars crashed like this, there was like flames.
Oh shit, they're probably here looking for me or some shit.
What are you talking about, man?
Oh, well, well, well.
OK.
Well, they probably know where we are now
because they're going to look up a crash.
Yo, Cooper, what's good, bro?
Oh, my fault.
How's that?
All right, nice seeing you guys, bro.
Got home safe.
Don't say such a thing.
Yeah.
Payton?
Is that not the pastely?
Pastely?
Yeah.
It's a good pastely.
Yeah, that's an interesting name, bro.
Copy and paste type shit, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I need to move a little bit.
All right, boys, that's fine. Thank you. All right, boys.
Nice to see you guys. Be safe.
Yeah, of course, bro.
Take care, bro.
All right, bro.
All right, let's see, bro.
All right, well, you know what I'm talking about?
Should we?
First and foremost, hey, shout out, Dejini.
We're coming through, you know what I'm saying?
Always a man, bro.
Top one, bro.
Top one for me. Top one.
and tell me what we do tomorrow.
No, you tell me, you tell me what's last time.
Last time, last time, last time.
Easy, easy, easy.
Now you say it again, I think easy.
All right, all right, all right.
Well, I'm only gonna say the first one,
because I don't know if the second one's confirmed.
No, just say the first one, just say the first one.
Okay, so tomorrow, super, super, super early.
Well, for us, it's early for you guys to see even earlier.
It will be fucking night time, probably.
It'll probably be like 1 a.m.
We're gonna get a private tour of the Wembley Stadium.
We're gonna go to the Wembley Stadium
and then we got some shit, I think, after maybe.
Yeah.
I don't know. Well, we have a whole tour of the Wembley, so it should be pretty cool.
I'm gonna go there.
I'm gonna see the throwback.
The biggest reason is because we want to manifest.
We want to manifest, you know what I'm saying?
Hopefully, we will play in a charity match this year.
Well, he's gonna play. He's...
I haven't got invited yet, so we'll see.
But, um...
Yeah, he probably did get invited. He's on an NDA.
No, I'm not.
I have gotten denied over and over and over and over and over.
And last time KSI told me to fuck off, Ethan said,
Who the fuck are you?
Harry didn't even acknowledge me.
Josh said, Fuck off.
And then, I mean everybody was like, fuck you,
I don't even know anything.
Look at me, need to call you Adam Johnson.
He ain't call me a pedophile.
So yeah, that was a good stream.
You know what I'm saying?
We got a lot of shit coming up after this.
So yeah, see you tomorrow, join the Twitter comms
and everything, man.
Oh yeah, shout out to Deji for it man.
Did you make it today too?
Yeah, seriously bro.
You really did bro, you really did bro.
You had mad shit canceled bro and you came through.
So seriously, shout out to Deji and we'll see you guys
tomorrow super early, super super early.
What time?
I mean, we don't say like exact time,
cause we don't know exact time yet.
It'll probably be like 11.
But like here, probably like 11, slash 12, yeah.
So yeah.
Peace out y'all.
Peace.
Doses.
The streamer, the streamer award goes to Marley.
Yeah.
me grounded, kept my faith, shout out M3 Ski, my community. I wouldn't be able to talk.
I want to say last thing, my bad. There's a lot of doubters, a lot of haters always,
always going to talk, but they're not the ones standing on the stage, so appreciate
Oh
I'm sorry that you could say it's a love dance
Cause you know we're the same
There's worse things I can't tell