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It's laggy holy laggy dude, where is your water?
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was the word here boys we still like you know what the fuck Slate Slate what the fuck
why the fuck you put in hell
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holy shit dude
dude
Yo, yo boys, how we doing? My shoe is low-key shaking, huh?
My shoe is low-key shaking. Holy cow.
Yo, what's good? Yo, M3, how we doing?
Yo, look at that chat on my computer, okay? Don't worry about it.
Uh, uh, what was that?
more and more safety every day nice bro nice um you're tired of lagging or not bro do it
I am chopped that's the fuck right now holy shit but bro I need to shave I need to shower
bro like I'm like all over the place bro why are y'all retweeting that for bro snorting
Before he started no, I didn't I'm just fine right now. I was good bro. What's fucking good y'all was good
I'm keeping the buck right now. I don't know what the fuck this is. What type of stream this is
I'm sick. It's absolutely nothing I can do is nothing to do out in London
There's nobody that really could collapse today. I tried even though I am you know, I'm sick
You should like that boss at fucking you know what my good friends M3 once told me sometimes
just gotta press the live button and see what the fuck happens.
So yeah, hey, we at the best hotel in London by Burberry.
So why not fuck around the hotel, bro?
Yes.
No, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I don't know what this is, like little secret stream.
If you don't wanna stay and watch a fuck around
and show me for a little bit,
do it, bro, you know what I'm saying?
That's it, bro. That's it, bro. That's it, bro.
I'm going to tell you about some ding-dots, bitch.
You can go out. Okay, now, let me get this straight.
You want me to go out with no security in London, bro.
Nice, bro. Nice, bro. Because we all know how that fucking
goes. We all know how that goes, bud.
But yeah, we're just going to, we're just going to be chilling
off a little bit, chat, whatever, bro.
Listen, the first thing I'm going to show you all, the first thing I'm going to
First thing, I'm going to show y'all in small-tell room.
So, obviously I was about to go home with Ron yesterday,
but Burberry called me, or like they wanted me to stay.
And so Monday, because they have a show on Monday.
I'm not walking in here, but I'm sitting like from a front row.
So I have to stay couple more days, which I'm not gonna lie. It kind of is good
You know I'm saying obviously berbera, but kind of sucks because uh
London London London, bro, y'all have a special place Mahara. I'm beyond it
Baste what the fuck you mean bench, bro?
Anyway, this the room they gave me bruh switch rooms bro. Look at this shit dude
dude, I
Need to fucking shit. I know I gotta I got a full ass beard this thing. You know I'm saying I got a lot of beer
Ew, what a fucking I'll say you for that, bro. Yo, let's just bear with me bro. Okay, my nose is stuffed
I can't even fucking breathe, but this what it is nothing there or it's nothing there or it's nothing there
I just nothing there but
Bro, look at this. You tell me I don't say you turn on your chain. I don't know
Oh
You know I mean, so you pop it right here and let me know what y'all think of this hotel. I've been there before and
This actually what started
Anyways, I don't know what else you say. Anyways, if you want so boom you pop up. We got some nice flowers
Flowers fuck that shit fucking dump shit fuck flowers matter of fact, and it's been walking boom. Okay, this hotel room
Golly you walk in here, right?
You look left you look right. Hopefully there's no shit in the toilet boom. That's me. Okay. That's me, okay?
Then you come out right here, and then you got emaries nice
Then you come back here
Rocket didn't get his own room
They put rocket in the single bed, okay, they put rocket in the single bed right here
Um, boom, okay, you got his own little TV and then got the couch
But it's kind of a big room like this is just myself. It's big. I'll be honest. So boom walk right there
You come in you come in you come in L boss
Like I guess I'm picking and choosing if he can get a room from fucking Burberry
Boom, then you have my shit right here
If you have sliding doors if you want like rock would it get busy right there?
Well, I'm obviously my Bible and study because that's what we do over here celibacy 2026
They walk in right here. Boom. You got a portable fucking TV. Holy fuck. You got a portable TV do it
Why I say sure sure sure that's you're saying okay, but we walk in right here. Obviously I can see
Michael I had some soup before this little room service vibe
I brought you don't wonder in it, but it's dude. Is there a channel and we can watch football in the show?
No, cuz I know there's some games going on
We don't sleep on the same bed. No, we don't okay. You come over here
I take a lick the menu real quick. I'm not gonna lie. Very comfortable bed. Like a very, very comfortable bed. I'll be honest. Like, super.
Hold on. Let's just... like, super comfortable bed. Wait, hold on.
Can y'all see that? Or nah? Like, how much can y'all see right there?
Can y'all see the full bed? Like, very comfortable bed. I'm not gonna lie.
And obviously, this shit is just used to sleep, you know what I'm saying?
Um, oh, what is it? I'm saying bro. You all say you all say here we go out of nowhere
I haven't even done that the bro. Well, I was gonna show it all bro. It's
It's a place to fucking sleep, but you you're freaking fucks you're freaking fucks
You're freaking fuck though. Um, yeah, just a bit obviously you know saying
And this is it right here, this is the menu.
I'm gonna read the menus, y'all, if y'all want to,
it's probably like, I know y'all want to or shit,
so that's fine, you know what I mean?
So we got the menu.
Breakfast, chapter two, all-day dining,
mains pasta, soup, snack, all-day dining, okay?
Not about to start raw.
Not about to start raw here.
Not about to start raw here.
Order the whole menu, yo, we lowkey good.
Nah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
And then boom, anyways, you keep going right here.
Oh, I don't like someone's fucking.
And then you walk right here, boom.
Like this is when you know shit is rich.
This is when you fucking know.
Bro, this is my first impression of you.
I'm sorry, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Today's not probably not the day
If you're new chatting here, but I apologize,
you don't need to watch this at all, okay, I'm sorry.
So, boom, I'm not gonna lie, there's really no shit this rich.
Like, all my girls out there,
is this not supposed to be some real expensive shit?
It's a Dyson, right?
Wait, where's Dyson at?
Yeah, look, that is, bro, what?
Like, that's who you know.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, how do you do that?
That's who you know.
It's a lot, right?
I'm saying, I'm saying, okay?
And then, boom, I got an,
wait, I got another door.
Oh, what the fuck?
I didn't know that.
That is fucking weak.
Uh, my look, he's still that chancela if anyone wants to, you know what I mean?
Can we film a porno band I got?
Um...
You know damn well no girl watching this live.
Spend one if you a girl right now.
Spend one if you a girl right now.
Not a bad shot.
Here we go. Look at once. Wow.
Wow.
You're son of a girl if I seriously do it I seriously do it are do you walk into the bathroom now?
This is the where part so rocket on his side. He got the toilet. I have the shower
Which is really weird now so there's walking you have a shower and he had a bath and you have a bathtub. That's it
Hey, what hey boy?
Hey
Okay, anyways, um, they very very interesting stop job. I didn't even do anything
but I'm not gonna I can't be loud because much of this fraud, but yo, I try to show y'all
anyway bro bench for a season you're so ugly I know bro like chill like I know my
bitch community y'all listen I'm not gonna lie now it's not the time to tell
I'm shot I'm not gonna lie bro I'm not gonna lie bro I'm sick okay I haven't
been sleeping haven't eaten but relax relax me buddy relax me buddy ugly as
hell okay then I walk in and then boom this is what I got from Burberry bro so
shut up shut up Burberry obviously one of my families one of my families you
know shut up Burberry shut up Kylie Klein shut up Paul Lola what else do
What else you want Shayla? You want something else? You want something else? Alright, that's all I thought about, that's all I thought about.
Um, so boom, right? This one, they got me. I showed it already on Snap, you know what I mean?
Uh, shit, did that. Okay, and they sent me... Hey, Devon Hoes!
Um, they sent me a, to celebrate our 107th anniversary week. Nice.
Um, okay. So, boom, fries. Why are you stealing fries for? Um, this is what they got me.
Yo, let me know what y'all think. Let me know what y'all think, okay? Let me know what y'all think.
I'm gonna go put it on and I'm gonna come back, okay? Okay? And I be honest.
I'll be honest reading. Honest reading. Honest reading. Honest reading. Honest reading.
Honest reading, all right?
I'm sorry Isaiah.
Yo yo Slake I won't fuck you.
I won't literally fuck you.
Like that I'll I won't.
I don't care I won't fuck you.
Yeah I don't go for it bro.
I'm gonna let's talk about today.
Oh
What do you mean, dude?
Y'all chill.
Y'all just chill?
Like chill.
I really take a look at it though.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Like chill, I really take a look at it though. So it's a trench coat word.
It's a trench coat and listen, you don't even understand.
Say I walk up to you, right? Say you might be going to shit.
Say you might be going to shit. We are the day. I say, yo baby.
Yo baby, listen.
Come on back. Let me take off my trench coat real quick.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck dude.
Me you get out yo, why are you fucking muting me? Yo, why are you?
Yo, this is your up yo slay. I'm not block. Yo yo slay. You want it?
You want to think there right now, bro? You want to get there right now?
They're fucking saying you want a very thin thread, okay?
Okay, uh, BSR Berber, of course. You know what I mean?
You're on a very good thread, okay?
Uh, BSR, stop screaming. I'm not fucking screaming, but he's pissing me off, okay?
Apologize. Apologize.
And then, hold on, let me show us some real quick.
Oh, oh my god.
Let me show us some real, okay?
Oh
Sorry see me like
I'ma give y'all a quick story real quick.
I'ma give y'all a quick story real quick, okay?
I'ma give y'all a quick story real quick, okay?
I'ma give y'all a quick story real quick, bro, okay?
So look.
This little fucker, bro.
This little fucker.
Like he's a fucking easy mom.
Okay, so look, me, Deji, we finish the stream, right?
We finish the stream and we finish the show there.
We finish the stream.
Swear to you, I'm not in control.
It's all done, we're in the studio, right?
Deji's like, yo, can you record some stuff for me?
Like, what if it's TikTok live,
some pro machine that he was doing, like, whatever.
I'm not trying to leak, but like,
you know what some child had to do, okay?
So I was like that.
So at the end of it, no joke, he goes,
He goes like this.
You're more.
I want to give you something, bro.
I was like, okay, what is it?
He goes, there.
I said, nah, I said, nah.
I used to throw a light, he filmed this entire thing.
I said, nah, you're lying.
I say, I paced around the hole,
I swear, I paced around the hole.
I'm like, why would I lie about this, bro?
Why would I lie about this?
I just come and stroke my shit at this point, bro.
Oh my god, I get so annoying mud like don't like just listen. I'm not even at the punch line yet. Oh
So boom right I
Pace around the entire studio. I'm like you're lying. You're lying. You did not just give me rollie done
That's in my mind this whole time. He's I broke just take it. I'd be so serious like I want you to have it
So in my mind, I'm thinking, you know, did you got money on money?
I'm like, maybe he's doing this like he's too lucky YouTube video giving all my friends
Uh like expensive gifts, whatever it is. I'm sitting there walking around. I'm like you mean Dennis
Yeah, be serious. Everybody's looking at me in the room. They're like, damn
And Ron is sitting on like the couch and he's like for real like he's okay kind of like tripping because he didn't get shit
So I was like, okay
Yo, it's like stop this and then um
I'm
My bro what so that he gives it to me, right?
You know open it, and it's a full-on is the full-on rolly
Like I mean y'all see what it is look I
Don't know if I can see that right there, but
But
That's it. Okay, you can't really see right there. So I'm like yo, I'm hugging this man, bro
I'm like hug is me. I'm fucking grabbing my boat. Hey, that's not yeah, that's boy
We've been on chest for a while now. Now you always be real all this shit, right?
And then after the video, but I'm talking about he let me do this shit for like 15 minutes
I'm like crashing out. He goes oh, yes fake
Appreciate that I appreciate that bro. I appreciate a lot bro. I appreciate that more even what?
I appreciate that. What do you think about like shit? I thought on he just tells me say
He let me do a reaction on camera. You're probably gonna see this summer
I don't know where it was on YouTube take out whatever it is for like 15 minutes. I was running around. I was like, you're fucking lying like
I was like you little fucking you little fucking all that bitch
But hey, listen, thank you to you making am I right y'all let me know though
All the all the real watchers in here that I know if I watch y'all know
I don't know shit about watching at all. Does this look real?
Well, let me get some let me get some money. Let me get some money
Hey, thank you to you make it right?
I'm sorry
No, it's like having a senior take it take it take it take it take a deep look at it
How fake does that look?
It's ticking. I'm gonna fuck it's taking though
Is it too big?
Well, I'm gonna show you what it is.
Fake is washed ever.
Dead ass.
Wait, it's that bad?
And he had like that, bro, you know what tricked me?
He had the certification, all that stuff, would it?
fakes how do you open this I always forget you open this it's a little
big though it's a little big though I'm not fucking spent okay okay here yeah
take a look take a look take a look take a look okay now I like it doesn't fit
my arm but this this what it would look like is that like way too big but he
That's told me it was like a really good fake sounds like y'all might not just like pull some pranks off of this shit
Is the fries?
Yeah, fries look
It's not fucking come mate
Six bucks, by the way, you're safe. You know I can see everything you're putting right?
You know you look you're a little twat, bro. Yeah, I should look what makes though
XL fries, okay
XL fries nice. Oh, yeah, that was uh
That was that, you know, I thought I got a fucking roll you by the I mean, um, so
Yeah, not the best sound the world not the best sound the world all do it give away for chat
I guess you want to think roll me to be honest. Would you wear a fake roll? You're not six y'all know me
I wear a sandy fucking day
fuck bitch yes yeah like look at y'all bro y'all don't think so y'all want to act so
bad when it comes to me like oh daddy like all this shit and then like the
second bro the fucking second you ah I can't even speak I can't even think I'm
I'm sorry, he hit me like, oh.
I'ma pull some pants off of this shit, though, for sure.
I'ma pull up some pants of this shit, for sure.
We, ah!
Yo, talking about marriage, talking about marriage.
I know I don't speak about my family often,
But my brother got engaged last night, bro. Can I get some dubious dub, man?
My brother got engaged last night, um, and obviously I knew of it, you know what I mean?
Obviously can't say shit, but he got engaged, bro.
Um, it was pretty crazy. It was pretty crazy. He's the first in, he's the first in my entire family, bro.
I think like family bloodline that's ever been engaged. You know what I'm saying?
They've been together for like 11 years some shit. Which is crazy. She's like my sister for real.
She's been with me. I mean she's been with our family since what I was like. Let me think for like 10 maybe?
Now I'm probably not to like 12, 13
So yeah, it's pretty crazy.
It's pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty crazy man. So first want to be engaged in the family.
I mean, hopefully in the future, about a question to somebody, you know what I mean, but, yeah.
Your turn. I guess I'm not trying to, who the fuck do you want me to wait, huh?
Who the fuck do you want me to do? You want me to respond to somebody in the lobby?
That's what you want to do?
Now, I'm going to tell you something about it, though.
I'm going to tell you something about it, though. Let's really do that.
Let's really do that.
Lazy. I guess I'm like, bro.
Bro, am I the only one?
Listen, I will say this, I will say this again.
And I will just say it real quick.
Since this is just a, this is no farm, this is actually the opposite to shut down when the farm is whatever it is.
Because I am really tired of it and I don't have to repeat myself every single time.
But brother, like I said after my last solution on stream or whatever, I said that I would
never do girl content and stuff like that again.
And my community knows, but obviously the fucking tiktars don't know shit.
I still stand by that.
I still stand by that.
I'm seeing comments like, oh, what happened to this word?
I thought, brother, what am I done with it?
When have I done that, though?
I have not.
I have not done it once.
I have not done any of it.
had a lit a literally i'm not kidding i literally had a five-minute if even maybe even 45 second
interaction with the telegarious systems because they are my friends bro like they're
in the industry we've met we've met at multiple events like their team is going marching bro
like like that's it bro and then people want to just clip this and make it a thing
like just relax bro like please i'm gonna say it bro because i it is really annoying
Like just relax, okay?
I'm not dating nobody, I'm not doing any of that.
Like I'm still staying on my word.
I'm trying to just do better by myself.
Like it's pretty simple, bro.
Like that's all it is.
It just, I know I don't have to say anything
because people don't really watch my streams
or they will never really know
like how I am or what I do.
But like, come on, it gets to a point,
but it's like I'm seeing like,
I'm seeing people put these weird,
just like stories about what happened or how I'm ruined and stuff like, bro,
I'm not doing nothing. Like I'm literally not doing nothing, bro. Like that's it.
It's like, please just stop it. I'm still just doing me. Nobody.
I'm not talking to nobody. I'm not talking to one of them.
I'm not talking to anybody else. You're doing something with like relax.
I'm not doing them girl kind of stuff. So stay on that.
And it's been going amazing, very blessed. And that's it, bro. Like you know what I'm saying?
It's pretty simple, but it gets to a point, bro. I mean, I see my chassis
I can't believe this second man, now watch this shit go and clip this, Marlon talks about
that he's not, that he's putting pictures of every girl on stream, he's doing it, please
bro, I'm not even gonna get your money but please bro, on the expense of other people
though, come on though.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, I couldn't I couldn't care too much. I'd be honest anymore because it's been happening forever
And it's obviously my fault starting it like way back. But you know, it's like, oh, come on, bro
All right, don't do it too much a little bit. I mean, anyway
But yeah, he got engaged he got engaged bro, that's why I got into that subject
We're fucking amazing, you know, if you can get a game somebody broke them. That's that's uh, that's the end goal for sure
That's for sure the end goal, you know me
For sure then go so yeah, man
Yeah, man, oh, yeah, that's it. That's the fucking mutual. I'm here with Burberry. I mean doing shit. You know I'm saying
You know, yeah, how y'all doing? Check y'all chilling. Yo
No, thank you for that big five gifted!
Thank you for that five gifted!
It's just chewy, it's just chewy.
Also, y'all, I wanted to say this real quick.
Now, shout out J-Stream for ending this in his stream.
He did a great job.
I know that should have probably be the hardest fuck.
Not immensely, but physically and all the above.
So shout out J, bro.
He really did that.
He really, really did that through.
Madrid lost.
Wait, what, once and score?
Once and score, Jack.
What was it?
y'all thank you for the five gift to keep Peter to one damn hey that's a
little crazy that's a little crazy bro
Um, where'd I put my nose fray?
Where'd I put my nose fray at?
You'll also check, you'll remember A, you'll remember when I started on the other side of
Marlin or not.
That was here.
That was here.
I think the first ever video I did was here.
I'm pretty sure.
is the same hotel
Right, I swear it is
I kind of I kind of want to go down to the to the gym downstairs see what he's talking about a little bit low-key
Is that a bad shot? Is that a good shot a little wrong man hotel?
Is that a good shot?
Not a bad shot wrong all right not a bad shot at all down really about to walk around my fucking
my fucking about what's it called what's face also chat bro I want to say this
real quick but I don't know this I'll be so serious the next time next time I
want any relationship with some shit like actual relationship god will be
whenever that event you know I mean I will like I will let y'all know I mean
so serious I'm not even sure I like be like oh here's the girl but I be
like yo like that's it I struggle like my community though like I'm not gonna see
it be like on take that's about yo hey boys girls but like I'm gonna tell I'm
gonna tell my people I swear and then whatever the penny y'all have on it
that's all you bro that's all you bro but that's not being that ass
yeah seriously I sit downstairs sit upstairs wait I don't know I don't
I don't believe nothing though.
My fucks really need walking around my laptop.
I did some fucking getaway to see it.
Uh, hello?
Wait, how am I about to do this?
Should I just put my camera on the court?
So I ordered an entire fucking menu.
Oh my God, an entire menu, dude.
Little McBang, your house in Ramadan go check.
Ramadan go good or no?
I'm gonna die this far, I just thought about it.
Go, go, go, easy, your tower flight this round is pretty, pretty late though, cos it's
like so, it's so quick.
Not quick, but I just thought it goes down pretty early, am I right?
Oh no.
The fuck is the shit?
Hrm.
Hrm.
Hrm.
What the fuck?
Well, you're not bad.
You're not bad.
It's like...
Whoever said faster,
if that has been, I got no time to tell him.
Yo, y'all even got a cramp from that shit or nah?
Well,
it's like,
it's like,
Thank you.
you
you
you
What the fuck is making me?
I don't know sir, ooh, a little room service?
Is that for me?
Not a bad shot, eh?
Okay, yeah.
Give it in the gym, if you want it.
Oh, okay, perfect, perfect. Thank you, thank you. I am about to take the gym.
Stop, you're weird. Tell you where.
I'm probably and I'm fucking trolling I said it's a joke
Okay, I can't even taste that shit anyways.
Okay, bro, this shit is so nice.
Like, what is this shit?
Like, why do we have this?
Bro, don't you just want to get shot?
Ah, anyways, let's get into the gym, okay?
Stop. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
All right, let's go to the gym, let's go to the gym, let's see, let's open the, open the key right here, all right?
Hello?
Please be empty, I beg you. Okay, open the key. I remember this. I used to do it, what the fuck?
What the fuck? I suck.
Okay.
It's a pretty good idea bro.
Okay so look, I remember the video's idea so look, we'll come in right?
Yeah, honestly I don't even actually like that.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Fuck it. No arm says not a mess. I'll go
Not a mess. I'll go here
I want to see what I'm at. Let's just see what I'm at real quick, okay? Let's see what I'm at real quick, okay? Mind you, have it worked out about a week. I want to lose, so my goal, my goal in the next two months is to lose 10 kgs. It's about 20 pounds. Next three months, I mean, next three months. Is that possible or not? Is that possible?
My goal in the next two months is to lose 10 kgs. It's about 20 pounds.
Next three months, I mean. Next three months. Is that possible or not?
Is that possible?
Wait, is that true?
I want to lose 20 pounds in the next three months.
Yeah, but why? Because I don't want to feel so heavy.
I don't want to be headin' it.
I don't want to be headin' it.
Would y'all rather be like bulky or like straight as fuck?
Which one?
Up, down.
Up, down.
Up, down.
Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down.
Am I still there?
Am I still there or not?
Not bad, eh?
Not bad, eh?
Sloth, sloth, okay?
Blood is not sick, brother.
I'm sick as fuck.
What are you talking about?
can't hear me
um, i kinda wanna hear like a...
bro shut up you fucking shut up
don't talk to me mother fucking bar now
sick? or is that a four of us out?
is that a four of us out or no?
mother think you can be sick and heavy brother
i'm just... i'm just... i'm just live a life bro
i'm just live a little life bro
you know what i'm saying?
like bro he loudest fuck I'm not really that loud I'm not gonna lie they came
with a picture though
it's a little light bro
Wait a minute, it's not over yet.
Bro, I feel so weak, it's insane.
I feel so weak.
fuck for a week
no no no no no no no
always week I guess
I can't even fucking pull up right now I'm just testing my shit right now
I'm just testing my shit right now
Oof.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. Fuck!
damn i'm fucking... i'm really weak bitch, huh?
yeah, watch my heart pound or something
watch my heart pound or something fucking much
yo, what's the heaviest outfit i can go, be honest
what's the heaviest outfit i can go on, like, for, like, c**t
Well, we're talking KGs or flounders? KGs or flounders?
Okay, let's try, okay?
Alright, simple. Simple, fuck it, let's try.
Fuck it, let's see.
15 KGs.
15 KGs.
Three, two, one.
Up.
Easy. Okay?
Easy move.
Easy money.
Easy, okay?
Okay, okay, moving up, moving up, moving up, moving up, 20?
20?
I'm definitely like a more triceps, triceps dominant man, you never say it for sure.
I'm at 15, my other smoothies are not there.
All right, now let's do 20.
You have to take 20 off, okay?
And listen, you've got to be good for them. They can't just be up throwing it up, okay? You know what I'm saying?
One.
Two. That's fucking right!
That's fucking right!
That's 20.
That's 20.
Here we go.
Here we go.
25s.
Oh, this one's a little heavy, I'll be honest.
This one's a little heavy.
Ash.
Ash.
Ash.
Aish!
Aish!
Bop!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
and you know black driving you know domain
I fucking measure now strength and you know black today you know the meaning of
Okay. Let's see. Let's see our strength on uh, you got to go down to him on no. Let's
Okay, all right, so we got yo, let's go, let's go max on tricep holdouts, let's go max.
80
My focus is for stack but the you are not doing a 75 kg or tries to hold us
You're not doing that maybe doing 100 pounds. You're not doing no 100 kg. Are you fucking dumb? What are you like?
Yeah, nice 200 like you do 100 pound of baby
No, you don't
I'll see.
So the full stack, mind you, the full stack is 80.
The full stack is 80, okay?
This is 25.
This is 25.
Pretty light.
Okay?
45
oh
ooh
ice
ice
ooh
ooh
okay, that's some fucking diamond zimbal shit, okay?
not a bad sell, not a bad sell
Fuckin' full stack. Fuckin' full stack, here we go.
Ooh, sour. Fuckin' full stack in that bitch.
You know y'all might not get this thing, you know
Oh
And there it is, welcome to my workout.
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
70 kgs?
Brother, if you do 100 kgs you're a fucking animal!
Dude, what?
Ah, an antiviral.
Oh, I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
Fuck, fuck.
Fuck. No, no sense.
No sense.
Holy fuck.
Push it down first. I couldn't even push it out. I couldn't push down
We asked for okay, so let me get a say you can do 70 kg. I'm not to my pounds to my 70 kg
I guess again
He's gonna save the month. I need to get a fucking save them up
No pump really because I really do so much but I'm saying I need to really get a fucking shape
I need to really get a fucking shape
But if I do dirty burpees right now I will dead ass pass out
Yo check are you able to do a muscle up? I don't think I can do a muscle up bro
I don't think I can do a muscle up at all
at all but actually this hardest part okay what's the other side if you can do
one what's the technique back you know I'm saying child what's the it's like
throw myself up what is really technique for it momentum so like I would
like swing huh like I want to really switch I try or no but I know I'm not
I never said never but so really swing like really swing but you know how we
came right now that's go really weak from channel six I'll go really fucking
I tried though.
Alright.
Oh my god, it's off, but I'm not gonna do this.
Oh.
Oh, I'm not gonna do this.
And then it's fucking...
Alright, I tried.
I don't have anything right now, I don't have anything right now, I'm not gonna lie.
this is this chance the model is gay but what do you mean model is gay? Benz? I mean I tried a Benz
I tried Benz real quick
yo what do you think about bro so last time last time I last time I ever ever matched on Benz was in
uh, was senior year high school, senior year high school, and I think I had like, I honestly
think I only did like 225, I don't think I've ever done an after this, ever, I don't
even know what I could do, all my gym bros, what do you think I could do in my life?
3-15, what's that in 110? You did on the yacht? Oh, I did do 2-25 on the yacht. Wait, what
What I do with the iron gun?
What I do with the iron gun, I forgot.
It was like...
Was it three plates?
It was 255, right?
That's not bad.
That's not that bad, I'm not gonna lie.
We don't have that bad.
Hey, y'all, I need the best.
I personally hate indifference, it literally doesn't,
I think it gives you strength.
Like if you want to get better strength, then yeah,
do it, do it, but like, I don't want that shush one.
Y'all just want somebody to look good, you know what I mean?
Little spotter GGs.
Face outside.
Wait, where?
Wait, where?
Bro, y'all didn't scare the fuck out of me, bro.
Oh my God, I thought somebody was fucking looking in.
Dude, you asked me some dickhead, sir, like, tell that to me.
Oh
Holy shit
Fuck it. Fuck it.
So I just bang it. I bang it. I want one quick 225.
Ah, fuck!
Yo, why not get this shit up, you know?
I'm gonna actually get this shit up. I'll be so serious.
What if you do like a little segment upstairs, where like I'll reach out Ramadansmi or something
like that.
Oh, it's lagging?
It's a lagging?
It's lagging or no?
Oh, I forgot, but there's people in the states right now that haven't even, uh...
They don't even got it starting yet, right?
Is that what it's called?
Is that what it's called on my trip in?
Okay, yeah, I got it, yo stop seeing real boys, not my real boys doing it.
I, fuck it, yo, I'm not, yo, yo, I'm so deep right now, if I don't get this, please
call the ambulance, man.
Please call the ambulance, man.
That's a lot of shit in the world.
That's a lot of shit in the world.
Give me 350.
Give me 350.
Give me 350. Give me 350. Give me 350, ma'am.
Ah, that's enough. I'm not gonna lie.
Now, that was light light. That felt really light.
Low three. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't. It's over. It's over. I do that.
What happened to my back cell?
What happened to my back cell? What happened?
500?
What?
No
Oh God
Oh
Shoulders uneven not really well while you're working out you're sick. I'm not but I actually don't know
I don't know
I've been dumbest thing ever all your circumcised. Yes, and it's 13 beds are left bane straight on the middle
Come on, you know it is pretty thick
Hmm why why not judge everyone went home? Oh, no, bro
Plank until failure I guess I'm doing the plank right now. I guess watch hands, right
Which why doesn't always get sick
Now why am I I thought I'm always sick, bro
Well I feel like it's a pretty obvious explanation but, so is that people outside?
100 depth up to no wash, can you dirty?
Low room service, not the best out?
I'm gonna back side roll.
Look how close it is to the area. Look at the angles.
Look at the angles.
If you're 4K you can watch me wash my hands.
So, what you want to do is, right, so you want to get a little bit of soap, right, a little
bit of soap, really get that on there.
Okay, you don't want to waste too much because just because you, anyways, so okay, that
looks a little disgusting.
And then you really want to get in there, really get in there.
Biggest spot that biggest thing is you want to get it on your wrist on your wrist, okay?
We're gonna get on your wrist now you want to depth them bull okay, so what else the nurse
When I was the nurse right I
Um, I used to have to walk watch like I walk watch up until my elbows
I'm elbows insist. I used to have to wash up until my elbows. I also go to like right there
You know me like right there so I have to like right there
And if
8k people watching grown man watching say hey listen bro that's what happens when you go to
some community bro okay not doing shit today but you know what bro we're doing something we're
doing something that's fucking washing hands bro that's all that is my that's all that is my okay
more go to sleep what is it now I don't want to I don't want to bro actually want to stream
As you were in stream, I don't care what it is, so hey bro, if you want to watch it, it's all good, you can leave, bud.
Where do I put my point out, right there?
Body on my body on my head, it seems to be body on my...
What the fuck what the fuck
Bro, it's not 80-old.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
So, start eating your ears.
But what is this decision called?
Start all my little TMI here, but it's not really, it's not 69, is it?
It's really not.
You know what I'm saying?
Mmm.
Just like the 49ers and shit.
Just like the standing 69.
Not a best shot.
Not a best shot at all.
I
Still want to tell you how free they are back behind
Yeah
But if I did the fights or even answer that question just goes to show I'm not a lot
I'm beyond you bro
I was walking I checked my leg in the elevator a little bit. Not a bad show. Not a bad show at all.
Bro, what are you talking about? I don't even know, bro. I actually don't know. I really don't.
I'm going to go to the first hospital tomorrow because I have an hour for God so I couldn't do that after.
But I think it's like I don't actually know what they are doing.
I know I'm a bit trauma-sweet, but I got a dead-ass flow in the sink.
It wasn't key when you're sick, but what do y'all do when y'all start, let's start
and get up.
No, it went up, damn it, bro, it went up, damn it.
I
We sit sailing in Texas, so what are we all sick?
So like me personally bro, I'm one of those people where I try to think that I'm not sick
So that I'm not sick, but they want to go to sleep. It kind of hits you
I just feel all the pain
I hate me all over
I do see the trap that I'm gonna get you.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
What the fuck?
I'm lost and I can't even think.
Oh my god.
stop fucking laughing
not funny
wish i was a pre man, tell that
i need to lock it bro
i need to fucking lock it i'm not far off
lock both
lock it where you like
I'm going up. Yes. Yeah. So tell me about it looks like you
You're attacking me?
Bro, that was the most awkward shit I've ever experienced in my life.
I walk into the elevator, wait, can y'all hear me or no?
Hello?
Unfortunately, yes, like what the fuck does that even mean?
Well, I walk into the elevator and this old ass couple from America, and they're like,
oh, you're an English player.
I can't even see y'all right now, mutt!
I will knock you off, I will go dummy when you see it.
I will go dummy when you see it.
I got to connect. I got to connect. Give me a second there. Give me a second. Everybody count down. Go five, four.
Do it like it's New Year's.
Five, four, three, two, one.
3, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1 buying.
And we're back.
Happy New Year!
All right, so we're in the back.
What I was going to say was, Shaq,
I'm going to grab a little vitamin C.
So I want some advice, bro.
What's the best thing y'all doing, y'all say?
Because, bro, for me, bro, it's
like I try to tell myself that I'm not sick.
So it helps.
but then it just doesn't help, bro.
I've slept like, I sleep all day long,
I try to like, eat it though, as much as I can,
but sleep and cry.
Am I the only one that thinks like being sick,
I know I sound like a scissor right now,
but being sick would be worse than like fucking,
having broken arms and shit.
Cold helps a lot.
Then I got,
been like, I don't.
What happened to the elevator? Oh yeah.
You know what the fuck is this old couple, they're walking and screaming, they're like
oh, are you an England player? I was like yeah, like you know what I mean, shit like
that, all you play for the world cup, I was like yeah, like you know what I mean, all
you're gonna grow up against America, I was like yeah, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Anyway, that's the story bro, I'll be honest.
I swear, why would I throw about that?
Why would I actually throw about that though?
Like, cool stuff, bruh.
Body on my, losing all my innocence.
Yo, I think I'm just gonna go on like a little chud
or for like 30 days.
Like, I'm not gonna shave, I'm not gonna do none like that.
I wish like everything grow out.
I'm just gonna be chuddy and then like one day,
when I feel back in shape again,
I'm just gonna shave, go crazy, get a haircut.
I'm not gonna get like all that stuff, bruh.
I'm not as good as like, just going to shut, shut, I can just work, I can just work, work, work.
Bro, you already touched that, it's okay, man.
Bro, what'd I say man?
All right, let's do it. I'm with it. I'm with it. I'm with it now. Here's what I gotta do first. Give me a second
Give me a second here's what I gotta do first. Okay, give me one second room service
room service
Okay, let's see
Let's see what can we what can we that's good? What do we that's good, bro? I'm gonna need me
I'm gonna be a little steak
I'm gonna give you a little steak. Okay. Uh, let's see
Let's see here. Um, and if you wonder where rocket is rocket left rock a left tonight, man
I'm gonna keep it a buck. Um, there ain't no way when I use that. Yo, are you gonna be good? I'll be fine
I'll be fine, but really I'm like yo, what the fuck you're going? We're fucking on right. Yeah, I mean
And if we're not
Fuck
Okay, let's see
I'ma get I'ma get along. Let's see all day dining
Why Q beef? Hold on. I'm a
bad with a cod
Grilled chicken breast. We could do a little grilled chicken breast for the healthy for the healthy for the nasi for the nasi
Or we could do a little sirloin
But that's only nine ounces though. I don't fuck that. I like me a little 12 ounce
That's all 14 hours, you know Sam or or or or just like a lot of chickens who've already had that today
Sandwich burgers for all that shit. You know me. I know what I want. I know what I want
I'm all I want
Everything cod is golden. Wait, it's caught up
It's caught it. That's like fish and chips. No, is it not I swear this
Why the fuck are we speaking with me because I'm sick
Because I'm sick
Where I came from, dining room?
We what?
How do you put dining room in this seat?
Nice, okay.
Okay, this is an open.
Okay, that a best out?
That a best out?
That a best out at all?
Okay, this should not open. Okay, let it pass out. Let it pass out. Let it pass out.
You are not presdining!
Don't fork! You are not presdining!
Yo, this is not working!
Dying line eight five.
Yo, yo, Slade, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
What the fuck is your problem?
Why am I stretched out?
what the fuck is your problem?
Yeah, I don't, I actually don't know what's going on, be honest.
I actually don't know what's going on,
but apparently I can't go to the food now.
Apparently I can't go to the food, nice.
My shit's not working.
Nice, bro.
Nice, my shit's not working.
But all I wanted to do is eat my muscle
Let's insistence for Ramadan and I can't do that.
I can't do that bro, nice.
Now appreciate it, now appreciate it bro.
Wow, wow, that's fucking low.
That's fucking low, isn't it?
That's low bro.
Look, dining service.
I'm pressing it, butler, I'm pressing it.
Nothing's happening.
Like, literally nothing is happening.
What the fuck, man?
Punch it? I can't help it.
Bro, look.
This one's on clearly, right? Clearly.
Dining.
Nothing. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Fuck.
Yo, anyone know how I do this?
Call the front desk.
I can't call the front desk.
Look, nothing is going on.
Plug it in.
Are you fucking serious?
You need to find a number.
I have.
Call the number.
I bet.
Call number, right?
Hold the button down
Brother Rock is there any orders for before we talking about
How may I assist you?
How you doing, darling?
Hello?
How you doing?
Hello, good evening, Mr. Garcia. How can I help you?
Oh, do you hear me?
Yes, I can.
Okay, just give me one second, please.
So, what's your name, ma'am?
My name is Tanya.
Sorry?
My name is Tanya.
Tanya?
Beautiful name.
name. Okay so I'm gonna, can I please order some room service? It's gonna be one but probably
ordered for about two. Okay so I would like, let me see here, could I please get the grilled
chicken breast. Grilled chicken breast, yes. Yes. All of it's so good. Excuse me, I'm
a little sick. Grilled chicken breast and then for sides. Every someone's calling in the
background. Then can I please get the steamed seasonal greens and the grilled vegetables
please? Grilled vegetables, yes. Yes, that would be perfect. Anything to drink? Honestly,
your water? Honestly I got water upstairs so it's all good.
I'm sorry?
No drink please.
No drink, any dessert for you?
Oh that sounds a little good. Shall I take a look at this shall we? One second there.
No you know what, no, no, no, no, no, no, no dessert please. Sorry.
Absolutely. So check on breath, go check on breath, keep seasonal green, green and go watch the movie.
Yes, perfect darling.
Absolutely. Any other tips?
Oh, allergies. Oh, ducks and cats. But that doesn't matter, does it?
No. No, really. Thank you so much for your visit. You shouldn't take one, but I understand you have to have some of this.
Okay, perfect. Thank you.
You're welcome. Have a good evening.
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, shit!
Hahahahaha!
I'm 11 I'm a whole shit. That's actually bad you know that my bad. That's bad. That's bad. That's really bad oh
Brother fuck
wait do prank calls wait can I call out from this hotel or no there's no way I
can wait can I actually bro it's on burbe don't matter fuck what the fuck up
or not
I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
Are you drunk, careful with the glasses, what about them, hmm, what about them, women
I'm gonna take them off you, you little smooch right now.
I want that right now, just to be honest.
My phone, my phone, my phone.
I don't see, can I actually see the number or no?
Give me the phone, give me the beam.
Give me the beam and I have.
I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna be like half up.
I'm gonna be like half up, okay?
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
I call.
You all has caught through.
You all has caught.
Let me.
You all has caught through in this country.
This country.
Well you can't see.
My, my, my fucking glasses are not even a reflection.
What are you talking about? Okay, then what was it? What was it? What was it in fucking dumpbox?
This how do I put this night you just type it on numbers like what are you doing?
Let's see in a national I got a type of nine plus zero zero plus country code plus area code plus number
what the fuck holy shit that's a lot damn so nine wait nine plus zero plus
country code what the fuck is an area code I don't know what that is what's
the area code
What is that?
Oh, that's very confusing.
Uh, guys?
Guys?
Okay, alright.
Guys?
Oh, stop, stop, stop.
Stop?
Stop stop stop stop. Oh fuck up.
Pristin Bob John and Pristin Brian!
My god this is very confusing.
So I gotta press 9 plus 0 0 then plus 1 then the number?
Let me try. Let me try. Let me try.
Ready?
Is this true wall?
So we're calling from the UK, speak to Lacy.
about the charity match? It's Lacey on hold. It's Lacey on hold. We need to speak to him
about hotel for the charity match in April.
Oh yeah, Lisa's got a Lisa's curtain on hold.
No worries.
First time.
What?
You fucking dickhead!
You dickhead!
That was good, no way!
Wait, is he retarded?
He said, yo, he said I'm gonna put you on hold.
And then he just hangs up?
You're a fucking bot, bro.
He's a bot.
Yo, we need to console money.
Yo, what if y'all give me random numbers?
Can y'all do that or no?
We can actually work?
That did us work.
I
Y'all can't do that to us. No no no no no no no no no no no no no
Dude you know yo drew don't act like you didn't fucking yo don't act you didn't bleed I see dump up
Who can I call? Who can I call? Can I call? I'm trying to find a call. Wait, is this
George's room? Oh, fuck. I'm not going to burberry, I'll probably
do it in advance, I'm going to kill the butt. I'm so sorry, okay? I'm so sorry.
I really really am. I truly am. I truly am, okay?
Who can I call? Who can I call?
Oh, God, we thought you were a random person.
Say swear!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Lucky Debbie, Debbie, that's Lucky Debbie.
Nah, I won't, bro.
Who can we call and have a certain topic with?
Like you know what I'm saying?
I'm trying to think.
I'm gonna have a good story to tell you.
So now with the big, big, big gift, hey!
Please, baby.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm trying to think.
I'm gonna go to my text. Okay. This could be crazy. So I'm gonna do like this
This can lead insane me. So I'm gonna just chill
Like I want like a topic check, you know saying how do I have two thousand five hundred unreal text nice, bro
You're the godiest
Let me see. I'm scrolling through my text right now, scrolling through my text right now. Hold on.
I'm scrolling through my text right now.
Wait, did you say what though?
Oh, but did you say what though?
What can I say? What can I say?
We need like a topic, we need a topic.
I'm going to jump on this one, okay?
I'm going to jump on this one, okay?
I'm calling you John, calling you okay?
So wait, if I don't, oh so I don't, okay?
Is that five or four?
I
Don't like it. I don't fucking say that I don't box
Bro, why does it not work?
Why does it not work?
We pinned, we pinned, we pinned, we pinned.
It's nothing pinned.
It's literally nothing pinned. What are you talking about?
Call Cosmo and say what?
Say what though?
Need a topic
Sarah Tyler manager. That's good. That's fucking fire, but so when I call it you came number that's not international
So then oh local all I got
I'm not fucking done fuck I'm not finished I even begin to put this in the park
Like dude
God yo, I like
This guy cuz trauma call Epstein, I'm gonna be there in bitty
All right, I get it
So, okay, seems like I can only call American numbers because that's what I understand here, okay?
So I can only call American numbers here
No, I can't do brand sponsor. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Yo. But he would
actually be sad, like that ass, when I'm trolling. Like actually. Yo, should I be by like wedding
plans, but like, yeah, we want to give you, we want to give you this full paid, paid
vacation all that's fucked all that's fucked all that's fucked all that's so
fucked
I
Ready I really
I
Yo, Debbie Slate, bro, oh my God, Debbie Slate.
Oh my God, Debbie Slate.
Yo.
Bro, why do you just hang up on my shit?
Shall I call one more time?
I'm calling the time.
I mean, to be clear, it is his proposal night, so he's probably fucking him.
You know what I'm saying?
He's fucking going crazy right now.
Let's be honest.
He's fucking black, my number.
He's black, my number.
Yo let's call it, let's call it a restaurant or something.
Should we call it a restaurant?
Bro, y'all want me to call Silky?
I guess he's up right now.
I guess Silky's fucking up right now.
you
Lucille ocean math one day
What can we call what can we call on?
Is Jinx alive or no?
No but bro the text is going to just spoil it bro like it's not going to be funny.
I can probably go to the JG chat right now and they'll say oh Marlin's a prank on you.
Let's be honest bro.
Let's be fucking honest.
We won't, I guess you won't, like, call my sister and say what, though?
She's not gonna, I know her, but she's scared as fuck.
She's not gonna pick up the phone.
I'm called Jason, I'm called Jason, I'm called Jason and Ag, he just got like a full free
vacation.
It's like a beautiful stay just because he completed this and it's like a sponsorship.
if you want to keep him a big sponsor, all this night.
Is that fucked? Wait, is that fucked? Is that fucked or not?
Oh, he might be sleeping on my con la.
Oh, I'm bugging, he's probably on a flight, huh?
I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try.
You
You call the...
Zero.
Six.
Call the...
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
I
Don't be don't be don't be slay but it was like say you're on fucking time right now
Well, who can we who can we call that would fucking pick up the phone?
I hope you got the phone from a random number like realistically don't who really do that
Ron's on a flight. Ron's on a flight. Ron's on a flight.
For a year, we raised live. We can't raise live right now.
But anybody that's live, the chest can spin our name.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh
you
Please call
Fuck, is he in the game or something?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Fuck, my fucking room service is here.
Hello
How you doing oh, it's all good. Yeah, thank you so much. Take care take care
My bad
I
Did snitch in I knew it I fucking knew it bro. I fucking knew it stop snitching bro stop fucking snitching
Like dude now it's too late
I'm gonna go to low
I'm gonna go to low and like talk about the daily situation act like you all you cannot do that
You cannot like that. I don't know like you don't say
I'm gonna just hold off, I'm gonna just hold off, fuck that aim, okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Fuck, who's that?
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
Yo, fucking phone was...
Yo, shut up!
What if this was an actual fucking call about a charity match?
You wouldn't even pick up the phone!
Then what?
Damn.
Shit.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, bro.
How do you think, you think we're cowardice or that shit?
Well, if I know him, he might probably still asleep, bro, let's be honest.
Ah, come on, come on, come on.
Damn, only one of his was fucking true.
Please leave your message for
This way nobody gonna pick up a fucking call bro, literally know a piece of a fucking call
It's fucking fries, bro.
Yo, how is no one picking up the phone?
Now, what the fuck?
I can't honestly get any deep in.
Yo, how is no one picking up the phone?
Yo, bro, when are you back said five days, bro? Why's it go away? I don't see it
Yo, why are you unpinning it? I'm so abused
Yeah, yeah, yo, bro, what are you back you say now five days? We'll have a fan favorite of two weeks
You're not Christopher Columbus expo in the whole world brother. How'd I tell you bro?
How'd I tell you bro? I'm gonna be gone for more than that after that. So we're fine
I
So poor I don't have so much number
I
Won't ask one last vision doesn't work the refraction. It's good. It's good. It's good
What I say though what I say
I gotta go try to match that.
I have to, I have to.
Do you want to imagine how leaky it is?
She's like, oh, yeah, I'm already playing it.
Oh, my God.
Come on, please, pick up. Just one. Just one. I need one pick up.
I need one pick up.
I need one pick up.
Hello?
Hello?
Is this Senna?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, is it sinner?
Fuck! Fuck!
Why would she hang up on that?
Why would she hang up on that?
Fuck!
But why would she hang up on that though?
I didn't say nothing.
How does she even talk that?
I talked right away.
You know what?
Fuck it, that's not what I...
Fuck it.
I'm coming off fuck it.
I
Fucked up on top of it, I'm fighting I'm fighting I'm fighting I'm fighting I'm fighting I'm fighting
My god
I
Should use your real name, bro. Oh my god. I'm actually retarded fuck it
75 I guess that's a fucking leak you dumb fucks
Well, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna last one. I'm gonna last one.
I'm gonna last one, last one, last one, last one.
I have dinner to pick up now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, is this who it is?
Fucking calling people nowadays?
People don't pick up the fucking phone no more?
God damn!
Ain't nobody picking up the phone!
Nobody!
What if this was a million dollars on the fucking table and nobody picked up the phone?
Now fuck!
Ironic yeah because my number is leaked my number been leaked that's why I don't
the other phone. Hello? Hello? Hello? Is this Jay?
oh my god oh my god
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Are you fucking serious?
Brother, it went to, I call Cinco,
and it went to his voicemail.
But I thought he picked up,
and he said, hello? Who's this?
And I said, hey, is this Jay?
And he goes, oh, it's voicemail, dumbass.
my dumb ass like get off my phone while I slap your ass
holy fuck
oh my god I'm actually dumb as fuck
yo I'm actually dumb as fuck
oh my god
oh my god
that might be the worst one
holy fuck
I'm gonna try one more but I'm not gonna say what it is
see y'all can't understand
hold on
Thank you very much.
You
Yo, why is he not picking up the fucking phone?
Yo, why is he not picking up the fucking phone?
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck this dumb ass.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
I do. I do. I like it. I like what I see here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm coming from the back.
Are you gonna come in?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I would if you all would.
You're very good.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Okay.
Uh, good spot is right there.
Right there.
On my right.
Yeah, perfect, perfect, perfect.
I can right here.
That's good, yeah?
Yeah, it's good.
Let's see.
That's a silo coat.
Perfect, thank you.
Good, how's yours?
Good?
Missed the last room.
Bro, why is he not fucking answering?
I'm not gonna lie to you, you got me crazy, bro.
You got me crazy, bro.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
All right, there, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Gotcha.
Thank you, buddy.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it, man.
You too.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Come on.
Sit down.
Gotcha, guys.
Bro, you got me.
Stupid.
Like, stupid.
Like, stupid.
Like, stupid.
Like, stupid.
Like, stupid.
Like, stupid.
Okay man, yo y'all fucking retarded, like y'all are actually retarded like the rest.
Everything here is on burberry bro, like, what are you talking about?
Um, wait, Chung's birthday call?
I don't think I have Chung's number. Do I? Do I have Chung's number?
Oh, I know. I'm called Max. I'm called Max. I'm called Max. I'm called Max. I'm called Max. I'm called Max.
I don't know how you, I don't know how you call, um,
that's kiddo, kiddo, kiddo, kiddo, kiddo, kiddo.
I don't know how you call, like, local calls,
or it's just nine and then plus the number?
Is it nine plus the area code or no?
Or is it nine and then just the number?
No, because it says right here, local calls, nine plus number.
national 9 plus area corpus number what the fuck is national I can't see
I'm keeping her in the hall.
See, it doesn't work. Why does it do that?
It doesn't fucking work! What the fuck? It really doesn't work!
If you record your name and reason for calling, I'll see if this person is available.
Yo, there's no way this hard fucking prank on the letter anymore, bro.
I'm done with this so much.
actually no fucking way there's actually no fucking what is that hard nowadays
bro I'm about to go fucking lunch dude I'm about to go fucking grow up wait
What?
Wait what?
Okay.
Not a bad show.
Not a bad show.
Oh, fuck!
oh oh oh oh oh oh the little chicken and that yo what do you mean what the fuck is
that shit it's a chicken breast vegetables a little bit of sauce I mean
small fucking time tines not ever seen in my life but you know I mean what is
it for fucking uh oh a little broccolini with a veneer and a liquor oh what's what you do is this
look no you don't you don't matter if i don't yo this tiny brother oh my god brother okay that was
Yeah, my fault. My fault. My fault. My fault. My fault. My fault.
Alright, so Jack, this is... I know this stream is all over the fucking place.
Great. We're fucking live, boys. We're fucking live.
Now listen, I want to say this.
I want everybody that's celebrating Ramadan right now, Lent or everything.
Everybody that's fasting. Let's eat together, bro.
Let's eat together. Let's say prayer. Let's say prayer real quick, bro.
Let's say prayer. Now, if you don't have an EE yet,
because you know what I'm saying? You're in the States or whatever.
I feel sorry for you. You know what I'm saying? I really do.
Okay? I can't idiot.
My apologies. My apologies. You know what I mean?
GG's okay um God thank you so much for this food and thank you for blessing me and nourishing
my body.
Thank you for keeping me healthy and safe.
Amen.
Bismillah.
Hey!
Oh the strongest man.
Oh look at that.
Look at that color right there.
Look at that nice little color right there.
Look at that nice little color right there.
Little taste little taste little taste little taste.
We get a nice little cup right there, we get a nice little cup right there, little taste, little taste, little taste, little taste, little taste, little taste.
Wait, so, so y'all say amin, right? Amin or amen? Amin?
Mmm
I mean okay, okay
This is a bangin. I'm a call out. This is that banging was the kidney that bashed out
that bashed up all
so
How am I feeling like shit, Shabani?
You're seeing this killing me, but you know what?
What are you pushing through?
You talk too much.
What the fuck do you want me to do?
At what?
We heard the fart.
That ain't fucking fart.
What are you talking about?
What like when I'm for y'all don't know enough of me for I do
I'm too loud, I'm not fucking snacking. What do we do?
It's just that it's the people that still fast and that's all my nuts right now
Like I'm trying to do a little muckbump y'all damn. I said that
Okay, you allow to okay. All right, I'll try to shoot I'll try to shoot less than them. Okay
All right, all right Slate, all right bro, all right Slate, nice bro, yo Slate, do you
have a fucking problem?
Lala, I'm actually wondering, do you have a problem or no?
At least so for real.
Do you have a problem?
I'm really wondering.
So, if y'all could pick one meal, one meal to eat after every single fast.
What is it?
Like, say it fast, right?
Do you like go and eat the same meal type thing every day or not really?
Where's the more like whatever mom's cooking type shit?
Your mom.
My sister went to our friends and she did like after their fast today and bro they had
this biryani that she sent to me oh my god it looks so good
They're also about me and Ron.
We're me and what the fuck is this?
Oh, we got a little ketchup, okay.
Ketchup, a little mayonnaise.
English whole grain mustard, okay, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
You like cutty?
Yeah, I love curry, bro.
I actually do.
this up so so the vegetables not that so
I basher up
When you're gonna fast, okay, so I want to do a full day
like I
Know if it's gonna be interesting or not, but I think a lot of people watch it because I've talked about it for so long
Hmm I want to do a full day
from sunrise like when I wake up fast all the way through and then go to like I
basically went the whole day I don't like go to like a mosque I would do all
this stuff I wouldn't live a life for a day of how a lot of my people watching
me live it because a lot of people that watch me is Muslims. Remember I'm
be honest I've seen this tweet right and it's always gonna be like oh it was like
me saying if you again say it again I've said it so many times I said in the
video I said people didn't stop judging people and having an opinion if I want
to do this for stream and show my people that I grew up with and for
people that watch me that I want to tap in and show them that I care about their
culture too right so I said if you're a real man of God you wouldn't judge
nobody on that you would think that's an amazing and a beautiful thing to be
even able to do that right so you know I don't really look at the comments that
much but I looked at the comment under that and I was like emotional was like
bro there's some supportive ones and stuff like that like the chat is right
now but then there was a lot of people were there were like you're not
would it be? They were like, uh, no, if you were really a man of God, you would know that
you only serve God. You know that you only do this. You know that your own religion.
In the Bible, like literally maybe open the Bible and read it for yourself. It literally
says, literally, it says, right? And this is what you, this is what y'all doing,
by the way, when the people on that tweet, now y'all like under that, the incels.
the Bible it says do not judge anybody you do like you are not God you cannot
judge nobody you cannot say anything you cannot envy nobody you cannot do none of
this but you still are doing that generally though I know what religion I
am I do I'm a Christian I'm a Christian man I know that that's why I'm so
confident in doing all this stuff and being able to do that for a day or
whatever it is, because I'm so into the people that watch me that I'm tapped into y'all too.
I'm not just leaving them on drive.
Like, I'm just sitting here and starting to get them saying, like, what are you talking
about?
I personally, like, I mean, please, you tell me.
Please, you tell me.
I'll be honest.
Like, you tell me.
But, like, well, I don't understand.
Like, I really don't get it, bro.
I really don't get it.
I really don't.
i personally think it's a super nice thing to do
i want to go and experience
maybe for a day of Buddhism as well
like you know what i'm saying, like you're so every... like you know what i'm saying, like i don't know what i'm talking about
like what are you talking about?
am i wrong Joe? no
am i wrong?
should i tell him i'm wrong?
I don't think like nothing is so I bet you I'm a hard-ass you might not know it
probably but I don't think it's that I know religion is religion but you know
where
So anyways, what I was going to say was, I want to do like a full day.
So my question is to beat people out there, because I'm not like super uncultured, but
like I don't know all of it, of course.
I do actually know a lot more than I think.
What, like where is there anywhere in the states that has like the biggest, what's
What's the biggest mosque in the state?
What's the, is it the Friday prayer I should do?
Like what day and what doesn't matter?
I want to experience the full thing for a day and like really, you know what I'm saying?
I know it's Juma of course, but that's not in the state.
So all due respect, I can't go just Juma for a day.
That's the respect for the day.
I'm not in the religion.
I can't just do that, you know what I mean?
That's no crazy.
Friday?
Wait, so what's the difference between Friday and like,
you know what I mean?
Wait, June 1st, everywhere?
Oh, June 1st to Friday?
Oh, I'm dumb.
Oh, excuse me, apologies.
I thought June 1st was on...
What's the place every month you wanna go to
once every year like not every year wasn't their lifetime if they can with
the big uh oh what is that where's that again umrah that's what it's called all
juma umrah that's all thinking oh I'm dumb I'm done my father's my bad my bad
my bad make up make a make a make a make a make a make a yeah that's what it
was that's what it is make up that's what it is that's what it is I'm
I'm bugging. I'm bugging. I'm bugging.
How's it going with that?
Not bad. But yeah, you know, I had a...
I obviously had a guy that said I've come through... I had a couple of people...
A lot of people actually reached out to me. That didn't want to do with me a lot, but...
You sound like the life of P what?
And I also see like a lot of people.
Sorry I'm just talking to y'all right now, but a little bug they say, you know what
I mean?
I also see a lot of people bro.
there's so many people like so many people just misunderstand me about
things like you know a lot of times I feel so misunderstood I know I know it
sounds super corny but I really do bro like I'm really really really really do
I'll be honest like I don't know if it is because of my how I speak how I look
I actually don't know what it is I'm being so far right now I'm trying to
be serious but so many times I feel so misunderstood and it's like one of the
things. What's very simple. I've said this for a long time, very long time. Even
far or she my sister's the first y'all she must say that everything and I and I'm
always going to support at all the rich especially muscles because I grew up
with them. I've said that so many times and then there's people inside. Oh, this
so performative whatever it is. But like what are you like? What are you
seeing? Like what are you actually saying here? You want to hear a story real
quick? Okay, my mom can tell you that story. So like I said, I grew up
straight muscle like literally like like there's no one no one else I thought I
was Muslims I thought it was Muslim at one point because I didn't know I was
like 10 years old so I'm in school right I'm in school that my mom actually told
me the story is couple days ago I mean a couple weeks ago and so everybody goes
into to the the school line so in Sweden we get free food like as lunch
whatever and we stay in line every day for years and years you had to stay
in class for like 10 years not to me by five years I went to high
school, this middle school. So we stand in line and get food and every time all my friends
they would go, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care,
I don't care, right? So in my school there would literally be a halal section and a non-halal
section, right? So if there was a halal section there would be the vegetarian section.
So you know, my mom goes to school, she has this yearly meeting or whatever because
You got to tell your teacher and mentors
or whatever that you would not even
even park on this paper.
And you got to fill out this form.
So my mom comes to school.
She has this regular appearing meeting called whatever.
She sits down and I come from a Christian family, right?
So we sit down.
And the first thing my teacher says, sorry,
the first thing my teacher says, she says, yes.
So Mormon filled out yesterday that he's not eating pork no more.
So my mom, listen, my mom did a little kick out of the table.
Like, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
My mom did a little kick out of the table.
You know what I mean?
He did a little kick out of the table.
She's like, wait, what?
You know what he put down?
I swear the other week, you was, okay.
So he's like, okay, whatever.
Like, you don't want to eat pork.
And then my teacher goes, yeah, he told me he's Muslim, like his friends.
And my mom was listening to me, she goes, okay, she goes, okay, because my mom was like,
it's not mom to be like, whatever.
She goes, okay, and then we get out of there, like nothing else.
I never ate pork in middle school.
I literally didn't eat pork in middle school at all.
That's why I still to this day, I eat pork like very rarely.
You know what the crazy part is?
My mom stopped eating pretty much pork after I too but just for other reasons because she
just didn't like, like she just doesn't like the filling of pork I guess, you know what
I'm saying?
So everything's dead, I pretty much never ate pork but it was funny because my friends
were muslin and I didn't know nothing else because I don't come from a religious family
like my family just didn't really believe in anything to be honest, you know, I
found my own faith.
So like, you know, I thought I was muslin for a while, obviously until I grew up
and I understood like actual religion and studied it.
But like, yeah, so like all this back to our say with how people misunderstand me when I say stuff about that online and people just think it's like performative.
No, it's not literally been like this my whole life, like literally my whole life.
There's nothing performative about a religion.
If you think a religion is performative, hit the door.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
There's definitely people out there that do it for it for that reason or whatever it is and they're not actually into their faith.
But like, come on, bro.
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I would never do that.
That's the most disrespectful thing you can do if you talk about religion to be a performative man or woman.
come on what you're a sinner you crazy and we're all sinners like a robot you
know me
well
quick little story
quick little story
but I thought that's always with me though
it's always I can't I can never say anything right I bet
so
people don't really know me
they don't watch my streams they watch clips
So, you know.
So I'm good, though.
We know how that works.
My community know how that works, you know what I'm saying?
You got to live with it.
You got to live with it.
What you eating?
Little chicken, little chicken and potatoes.
type of pretty good to be honest. I'm spitting everywhere. Still sick. I'm starting to feel
my energy crashing a little bit, but you know, I kind of miss story times. I just do them
all the time. I just do them all the time in the garage, bro. I just don't even know
what I would what stories I would tell nowadays you know awesome lips there I
got
another story trying to think what's another story I have I'm really trying
I
Another story I'll give what type of stories I want to hear I don't jam
Like about what
First kiss I'll tell my first kiss before I have I'll tell my first kiss. Oh, I have a story. Oh, I have a story
It's not like it's not like a super long story, but still childhood, okay, so boom
Um, suck me up with the bone
Bro lab matters on story. Yeah, I'm laughing on my own story because it's so retarded
So, again, middle school, bro, middle school was like peak, I don't know why, peak.
So, back in the day, I used to live week by week, mom one week, dad one week, mom one
week, dad one week, okay?
And I went to, off to middle school again, I had the same classmates for like six
years, we didn't switch class or none like that.
So they became family.
So I was in A, and then we had B and C and D. Right?
And I had crush on this one girl.
Because I'm a first crush ever, ever.
And she was like the pretty girl in the other class, right?
So you know how there was like a,
I don't know if y'all had that, but like one of the classes
were like the main class.
We, I would say us are class, the A class,
like the main class, that B was like retarded,
see was like next up like you see I'm saying like everybody had it wrong right
but like okay that's not a crazy but in that in that in that retarded class
you know there's one girl hmm okay that's not a weird it was like 14 but like
at the time right I was in love with this girl and it was like the first one
like every time we went out to lunch break whatever I'll just be like yo
please I hope she plays my soccer team today so I can get a one to wink at
her or something like that yeah also I was a winker back in the day I was a
Winker a week not a wanker a winker. Okay, relax. Okay. This house where it's all so fucking weird by the way. Anyways, so
Yeah, I had this question is one girl and I'm not gonna keep it a buck my dad back in the day, bro
I'm gonna say it. You know I'm saying he wasn't the best man. He was a player, bro
He was a play in the half. Okay. Good good man to me, of course
But like I was playing that bro. You know, I'm saying so my dad a lot of the time
you know he would down really I'm really I'm really hearing on my dad's show right now
My dad was like a lot of times see you know my friends monsters like that like you know
See him. I don't know exactly what happened, but you know see like he was like
anyway, so um
So uh
Anyway, so this one girl I
I was like I was in love with her right and she didn't see a word to me ever
And the jar really kick I remember that
We start taking a kick
You know, I'm sending her kissing emojis that are done
I'm not go shit all of a sudden
my dad
It's like becoming really good friends with her mom
So I'm like, oh shit. I haven't said it's done for a night
So my whole shape. Okay player. I'm shit. Slide me in there coach. You know me tap me in
so boom
All of a sudden we set up a okay, not a play date, but like we set up like you know I'm saying like we went to their crib
You know, I went up. We played outside like in the little yard or whatever. We do a show outside. Oh shit or whatever
So we start talking about that. I doubt
You know I'm taking this dead serious dead serious couple weeks thought by
We start talking about kick I asked her I said two men go crazy chill relax relax
Relax like so I go on kick. I
Go yo, I
Want to take you on a date dead ass. I'm like I'm not 12 at this time. I'm like 12 13 bro
I feel like a man, but I
I want you to go on a date.
I go straight home to my dad.
I said, dad, I asked her on a date.
He goes, OK, so what do you want to do?
You need, like, what do you need for that?
I go, I don't know, pops, whatever.
He said, you know what?
Bring me to the crib.
He said, bring me to the crib.
Let me cook for you.
I said, what pops?
I said, you want to cook for us?
You want to cook for us?
What pops?
What pops?
What pops?
You won't ever cook even a meal for us.
But now you want to cook a meal?
Oh, I'll see what you're doing, pops.
OK.
OK.
So I go back.
I go back, right?
I love what I'm, like, what do you own cook?
So bad.
Honestly, those are the day I cringe.
So I go, what do you cook?
He's like, oh, now I throw something together.
I say, bet.
I'll tell you what, it's like a Friday.
I'm going to say a Friday.
We was out of school at, like, 1 o'clock.
And we lived right across the street.
I look at the schools right here and I literally look across street like 30 seconds to go into my house like 30 seconds
So I go do you just want to call me after school?
We had our book bags on that I die, you know I'm saying she look at mad pretty I remember
We go back home and it's super awkward like super super awkward because she was kind of like I
Don't really know what what the fuck she was seeing to me
I was a little fact a fat chubby kid at the time
You know saying so I'm thinking like she's doing it for the trolls like you know
Some of us I got the feeling that she was doing some of the shows.
I'm like, tell my friends that he's top of shit, but she just did it anyways.
Boom.
We go back onto the crib.
It's kind of awkward.
I show my room.
I'm like, yeah, this is my room.
That, that, you know, say I had a fucking basketball hoop hanging off the wall.
Cause we dumped it so hard and it just ripped out the whole wall.
You know, I'm kind of a little bit embarrassed, whatever.
I'm like, shit, a little bit embarrassing here.
And she, mind you, she was like the finest.
So like, she looked like some nice ass shit.
Her mom had some nice shit.
Like her mom had like this company going around crazy.
that I died all this shit, right?
And my fucking wall was hanging off.
Like literally my wall was half hanging off.
So she's walking in the room and you know,
she was one of those girls
that she would dress her up posh.
Like she would have the collar and shit,
like you know, she would have the long skirt,
she would have the button ups, all this stuff.
So I'm in sweats, I'm walking in,
she walking in, she looking at the wall, she goes,
okay, nice, can I sit right here?
She kind of sits down like this.
You know what, you know what,
when I have this skirt, she sits down like this.
I mean, remember what we were talking about.
I'm just waiting. I'm dragging. I'm starting to sweat. Whatever you mean. I have my pops in the kitchen
Now my pops let me say real quick
my pops he
Like he always did way too much. What I like
Like, you know if I had a friend to go whatever it was he would always storm into the room open the door
You know, he's in a fucking tank top and he always he was always cooking so he had a towel over and sodas like this
Or sweating shakers he opened no windows when he was cooking so walking into the crib my whole house is thinking of food
So now I'm thinking of what I'm walking to school
Smell my shirt and say the cologne smells like fucking Dalma in that bitch. You ever seen so he has this you know like this
He walks in made conversation with me. What me this girl? You know, he walks in he walks in the room
Open the door. He goes. Oh, let's just say her name is Fatima, right? He goes Fatima
How you doing? Like all big-ass small issues on all 82 teeth.
Now, T, how you doing? You having a good time?
I'm like, pops, chill, what? Like, chill. I'm all chubby.
I'm sweating and shim' red in my face. You know what I'm saying?
And he's like walking in without having a conversation.
Like, how's your mom? Your mom doing good?
Mom doing good, whatever. And then he goes,
you know, I got a meal cook for y'all. I got a great meal cook for y'all.
You know what I'm saying? He putting out the porcelain.
He putting out the plates, all this stuff in the kitchen.
he walks out I asked her the biggest question right you know how it goes I
go I asked Fatima right not Fatima my best stuff for a lot she goes um she
goes I go you hungry she dad licks me the face dad licks me the face she goes
Yeah? I mean, a little bit.
I don't fuck. I don't fuck.
I don't wish for it to myself. I go,
yo, pop, you better cook some motherfucking shit up there.
Because I didn't even walk in the kitchen.
So I didn't even know what he really was throwing down the kitchen.
Pats yells.
Yo, kids! Yo, kiddos!
He was all do that. Yo, kiddos!
Food ready! Food ready!
Yo, kiddos, wash your hands! Wash your hands!
I said, yo, Pops, maybe not screaming like that when we're in the house?
I'm not no fucking dog now.
I'm a gold-ass man. I don't think I'm a gold-ass man in 12.
I go, babe, I said, I said, you wanna go wash your hands?
Let's go wash your hands.
We in the same glow. My sink was this fucking big.
So we in the same little sink like this.
Like this, wash your hands.
I go, fuck, I bet.
We walk into the kitchen.
My Pops, he got the two plates out.
You know, he got the Capri Sun.
He got the Capri Sun right there.
You know what I'm saying? He didn't really put the food down yet.
So he's just waiting for us to sit down.
You know, I'm a gentleman at the time, right?
I'm a gentleman at the time. I go, I go.
All my life, I go like this. All my life.
At 14, I go.
You get to sit right there.
She hops in.
I screw the shit in, right?
I screw the shit in. I ain't gonna lie.
I sit down. She sits right in front of me.
We're talking. I'm sweating.
I'm feeling my shit boil because it's embarrassing.
You said you were 12. I don't know how.
I was like in between.
I was in between 12 and 14.
13, 13, 12, 14, like in between.
I don't remember at all, life's like I'm a cuter boy, I don't.
So you know what I'm saying?
I go boom, right?
I give it that shit.
Actually it wasn't 12.
It was like 10, now think about it, it was like 10.
Like it was like, it was way younger, it was like 10.
So I'm gonna sit down, I'll look at her.
Yeah, I know, I'm not bad.
And that's for another time.
If you know, you know, if you know, you know.
So anyways, we sit down, we're looking at each other,
whatever we're talking, and you know this thing
when you were a kid, and for some reason,
it was like embarrassing to eat.
Like, it was like really embarrassing to eat.
Like, she felt embarrassed, I felt embarrassed,
whatever it was, okay?
I kid you not, like, I swear I kid you not.
It's not like a crazy ending,
but it was just so embarrassing.
So, see what's from a certain country, okay?
Here's what's from a certain country.
And my pops knew that because he had talked to her mom before, like you know what I'm
saying?
pops for some reason for some reason try to cook this this national treasure
dish from her country for some fucking reason because he tried to like show
off for me like for me right? Park all the way where's all the way where's where
where's and mind you she probably eat this shit a lot like her mom cook this
show on the download all the time. I remember it vividly, like vividly. I swear on my mudslime
I cannot make it shut. It was my first hardware. So my pops watch out, he always had his silverware.
He had his silverware and he had put it like layered. It looked good. It looked good.
So my pops walks out and by the time that I was sitting down, he goes with his fucking
little shit on his shoulder. He goes, you see this? Got some good food, right? You
He's talking like we're kids so I go. Oh, that's good. I'm not trying to hype it up
But I'd say so I'm like I'm like side-eyed
I'm like siding on her face. I'm like, oh that looks good pops by siding on her face. And she like kind of like
And I'm like all but my pops plays it he goes my pulse always like he would always feed us crazy
That's all spent I'm not gonna lie shot pops up
See he's me like two of these things that I'm not
And he goes, you want two?
One?
Swear on my mother's life, this where it starts.
She goes, um, I'll try to have, now, like, now I'm feeling my crossroads, now I'm feeling
my crossroads is building, like it's building.
I'm like, fuck, I'm like, I'm fucked.
I'm fucked, it's over.
So I'm like, I have, bitch, you better eat a fucking whole thing.
So I'm like, I'm looking at, I'm like, fuck, I have, it's not good, it's not,
I'm sweating shit. I'm not bad. I'm like I'm like half eating. I'm like half eating like I'm taking a little bite
I'm watching her like my pops like giving up to her like cutting it down give it on the plate
He walks in the kitchen
Swear to you. I just like I swear to you. I swear to you
This is the first time my pops cook this by the way her natural male that she probably ate so many times
Say this the thing say this thing right say this your thing say this thing she goes
It's not like this.
It's not like this.
I'll wash her face to help her.
I'll wash her to help her.
She goes...
My Jo, I'm stuffed with my shit.
I'm stuffed with my shit at this time.
Fatima's looking at me like this.
I got Fatima. Come on.
I'm like Fatima.
I hate you.
What am I supposed to do?
That's not possible.
He's just cooking, cooking, cooking, all of it.
So I'm like, dude, like, I'm looking at her, right?
I'm looking at her.
She looks at me and I'm just like, looking at her, I'm eating my shit.
It goes by like 10 minutes.
She hasn't touched, she hasn't touched more of the food than that little quarter
beef right there.
Like she hasn't touched it.
she hasn't touched it. So I asked her, I was like, I'm just trying to play it off. I'm
like, you good? Like it's done. My pops comes out. Was it good guys? Was it good kiddos?
And she goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn well known. She just took a little corner piece.
So I'm like, yeah, pops. This is good. Thank you, pops. I'm like, we're gonna go back in
the room. He goes, yeah, all good. All good. Let me know, like, whatever. We
go back into the room and my room was all the way down by the door, like all
So my door, my outdoor was right here, and it was like right around the corner
And I'm kind of hot at my pops. I'm like, what a fuck would you try to cook your national fucking dish?
Like why would you try to do that out of all the food you can do? He is good at cooking pasta
He's good at cooking all this. I'm like, yo, why would you do that on the first day? I'm bringing her home to the crib
So we're in the room now
And you know outside right now this girl she was cocky very big cocky
So she was like the main character of her group in school
Just know I'm just a little chubby kid in the other class. So just mind you mind how she was acting mind you
It's mind you all the time mind you
So I vividly remember we go into my room I had I had a big-ass windows and then you can sit by the window
So we like set up by the window down. I thought
Sweetie two minutes goes by
She goes, um, I think I'm gonna leave. I'll go okay. Okay. Yeah. No worries. No worries. Okay
back I'm gonna see you school tomorrow. So yeah if you go see a school tomorrow.
Walks out. Boom. I go to my pops. I go she use that. How was it? I was like yeah it
was good. It was good. It was good. I couldn't sleep that night.
Here's what the story for this is.
I go to school the next day.
I go to school the next day and as always I'm playing football on the pitch with all my friends
and then there's the main group of girlies over there.
So you know what I mean?
I look over there and I'm walking in from lunch break like I always do.
Walk past a group with my group of friends.
She's in this group all through the friends having heard nothing from her own kick like
nothing at all. Walk faster, swear on my mother's life. Her entire group, I can't
reach up, like, looks at me like this and just fully points at me, and like laughs and
I just come to find out by another one of my friends, like another girl, like one of
girl friends in the group that told my guy friend they told like she literally
she's oh my gosh she was such a mean girl she was such a mean girl she had
told her friends how embarrassing she felt going home there and having my dad
cooking badminton for her and told her it tasted nothing like her mom does it
she says she will never go back to my crib and she literally stopped talking
to me that was it now then this feature a single time for the rest of my
Not a single time, not a single time, not a single time for the rest of the school days.
That was like a running joke everywhere.
It was like a running joke.
Or your dad cooked through this certain meal.
Like I don't want to say the meal nowadays, but yeah.
Swear all my life, all my life.
Never, never spoke to you again, ever.
Never ever spoke to you again.
Yeah, yeah.
But I was like 10, bro.
But like, but as fun as it is, that stays on like, your pops, like still to this day,
I think about it.
We talked about this year like, like way later years, I was like, why the fuck would
you cook that meal out of all the fucking meals?
Why would you cook that meal?
But why?
Like, Louie, like, tell me why.
I don't understand that.
I'll fuck you fucking son of a bitch!
But yeah, that's the story about her and Lars. Nah, I mean, shit. Now, yeah.
Cause I'm, she's, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But, I'll tell you bro, it's okay, but, yeah.
Yeah, shout out for Teema, bro. Shout out for Teema. It was obviously not for Teema. Just relax, but yeah.
It's out of the gym about
Crazy, right I
Feel like I have so many stories like that like in standing on stories. No, I thought it was like a movie
My child was lived like like literally like a movie. I'm not even kidding
Like it was such a like it was such an up-and-down
I went through so much shit like funny shit bad shit good shit
Face hammer I didn't even I don't even know what she looks like today. I haven't seen her in probably like 10 years
I haven't seen her anyway. It's real like nothing. I mean nothing
But I'm miss I miss storytelling bro. That was much shit back in the day
I know I started sometimes not repeat myself a lot, but that should be hilarious
That should be dead hilarious like hilarious I'll be honest
I
Another one I don't I'm trying to think about like they just come to me sometime like I don't know
I have some bad ones I
Don't really bad was in high school. Oh my god
My first year of high school, bro, I was a fucking menace.
Oh my god.
First year of high school, dude.
Dude.
It was pretty bad.
It was pretty bad.
It was pretty fucking bad, bro.
But after that stop, like freshman year,
you know how everybody has like their time and place?
Where you're just like, it's a little crazy.
and you kind of realize like some of you realize in like senior year some of you
realize after that some of you really before that
Marshall is fresh me up
Marshall is fresh me up oh my god I'm so bad
but when was yours like have y'all had a time
we all just was crazy
in all aspects
and then you kind of realize you're like damn this is not for me can you stop
some of you keep going I can be wrong that's their life but like that just wasn't me bro
What type of bad shit just
You know all type of bad, bro
Last year grade 11 freshman year 11th grade
I feel like it's pretty regular like junior year to have that type of years freshman years early
How old are you first me again? Well like 1415, right?
I
14 yeah, oh my god, bro. I
Had this um I
So bad I had this one. He's not a crazy story that like that, but I'm a freshman year. I
I was really disrespectful
I was really bad because I was so bad in middle school
I was a really bad kid and it transferred into freshman year
and I thought it was a shit freshman year, bro. I was a basketball player in school, whatever it was
and it was really bad
like it was really really bad. Like for example, there's not anything I'm proud of but just to tell y'all how bad it was
I wasn't a bully like that. I was just like doing stupid shit. I would never bully people ever
Um, we got invited to this one party, me and my dogs, whatever you want to call it.
And cat, it's not cat, I mean, I invited this party and we show up and it's like we went
to like the, just like a nice neighborhood, just like a bunch of rich kids, white kids,
whatever, like whatever you want to say, right?
And they had this big ass house, it was one girl, she threw a party when her parents
were gone.
It's like three three story three story house and people already knew how bad we got at parties
So they wouldn't invite us to it
all right
summer job
You know us we saw up anyways
So we show up, you know, I think we think we're the shit so we just knock on the door
They have like a fucking little ass security. It's like 15 with a black shirt like basically the fuck on my face type
I'm like do what?
So I'm like, okay, let me in
So the girl comes out
and she looks at me and she goes no okay like all right sure whatever and one of
our friends was already in there okay back so we don't show up so we go
around and now this is where it starts getting bad like this this is super
disrespectful I'm not like you're a case no no this is not tough at all this is
not tough at all please don't ever do this ever don't do none of this stuff
I just want to tell you how bad it was.
So there was like a balcony, El High School bully.
I wasn't a bully.
So they had like a balcony.
There was like on the first floor.
It was like a balcony.
Like, you know what are those big windows?
A slider, a slider, a sliding open.
So it was like a big slider, right?
And you could see it through the party.
It was like loud, whatever.
People like, I want to grasp whatever.
So we walk around.
We jump the fence.
And we just walk into the party from the back.
and these sliders are open and we walk in and we in there for maybe like 10 to 15
minutes or whatever it was but it's so bad but it's fucked I don't know why
this is to walk in and you know her and her friends and all the boys I was
there whatever they like they come up and they're like I gotta get out yeah I
gotta get out they were fighting appreciate the spice you appreciate it
I gotta get out gotta get out like we're just laughing about it whatever
And they like push us out push I push out well, okay, we'll leave we'll leave we went to the kitchen
And we just grabbed it. I don't know why I remember this. We just grab it
She had like five taco sauces like you know little taco shit or whatever and we grab him and put down like a bag
And we asked her we're gonna leave we went outside with the balcony and like I said, we can see into the party and
And we just fucking took these taco sauce brand new white open and just smashed it like all over the house
We took it just smash all of it house every all the all the guys like you just smash the fucking
Window down like it was really bad. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, it was really really bad. We got like yeah, it was pretty bad
Yeah, I know that's about I don't know
Yeah
It's really bad, but
GD Twitter clip okay fresh me or high school I wasn't I wasn't it wasn't the
best of my head bro I'll be honest that's whack I know I know I'm not
proud of it but I never saw that girl again I'm day never oh I did I did
Actually, I didn't see that girl again.
I did.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, no, no.
Do y'all ever have any stories like that?
Like, when y'all were young, y'all just were doing bullshit.
I just don't see it with bullshit.
It was like, I would just do weird shit.
Like, why was I doing that?
Like, you know what I mean?
Think I've told y'all I told y'all about this a very long story. I'm not gonna tell right now. I
Just doing dumb shit and did I ever tell you about the one time uh I
Got I got called by the police and like a helicopter came up and like swore me
This is also like first me year when I was stealing bikes. I have told y'all that I know I have I
Think I had told you haven't
It was bad.
It was like the one time my mom, like, dead ass considered.
This is the one time I think, my mom,
because I wasn't talking about that at the time, some bullshit.
But it's the one time my mom considered, like, sending me to my pops
and like, just saying, like, you had to stay there for like a year
to get your shit right. I'm not gonna lie.
It was really bad.
I think I saw it. I've never told a fake story in my life.
in my life, or in my mother's life, I haven't.
It's way too long.
It's way too long.
It's way too long. I'm not gonna lie.
But, yeah, I mean, this shit like that I would do.
There's some dumb shit.
There's like really dumb shit, bro.
Something like a little short story
and then the shirts we have.
Mm.
No.
First fight?
My first fight?
I wasn't a fighter, bro.
Well, obviously, I'm a fucking since he went out,
but I was not like a huge fighter.
I didn't have a fighting class and stuff sometimes.
Oh, fighting class.
Like, there's one guy,
he likes to like fuck your momma some shit
and like I tried to,
I thought I was like a tough guy,
so I just went up.
I remember when I went up, I turned around and I just fucking shoved him.
Like I'm not getting this guy sat behind me and he was like, you know, bro, Jack, you
know one of those shows in school, there was always just like, there was always just
say some shit.
Like, and it'll be funny to the point where it just wasn't funny no more.
You know I'm saying and everybody would laugh like who's the class clown like oh dad
I like always right I always just fucking chirp it for my stomach is fucked up. I'm taking shit. So holy shit
always just chirp insane some shit, right and
Remember I wasn't a fighter. It's like you always just like say something to me always
but it's like this I'm like I'm like 15 60 at this point
so
He's behind me in class
And he just kept making jokes about my mom
It was like it's like a day watch like house. I brought I stopped joking. I was like bro
It's so fucking annoying and he just said like fuck your mama some shit
And if you're from Sweden if you're from Sweden like out here is cool
Whatever life is like your funny games, but if you're in Sweden, bro
And you say that all my sweet, no if you say that in Sweden, it's like that
That's kind of like break the breaking point. That's why I like shut out
Like, you don't talk about mom like that, like, you know what I'm saying?
Especially back then, whatever, now I wouldn't care, obviously, but...
So...
So he says that, he's like, fuck your mom or something like that.
And I don't know why, I've never fought at this time.
So I go up, I start my life, I go up, and I just hold this shirt like this,
and he was kind of like a fat kid.
So I pushed him against the wall, right?
And I don't know for what reason, I just started choking him.
I just started soaking in shit until I did the teacher.
Like who soaked somebody though?
Like it wasn't the weirdest shit ever.
I don't know I thought it was like in a fucking movie or something.
Like I didn't do this I was like ugh ugh ugh and I fell in like and it was like Marlin
stop it.
You know what I'm saying?
Marlin stop it.
It was like ugh.
It's like I sat down and I was like...
Oh god, I was such a fucking cringe monster, bro. Holy fuck.
Holy fuck. But hey, to be fair, you never say anything after, bro. You never say anything.
The real shit.
What?
Alright, relax, bro. Stop.
Stop.
Oh my god. Oh man. But yeah, that was it, bro. That was it.
I was pretty much just asking stories for days, but if you start doing like a story time,
there's just some shit when I do that. But I have like that, like back in the garage days,
I would print out pictures, like in our telephoto story, like details, like you know what I'm
saying? But yeah, I have some great stories. I have some great, I have sibling stories,
that childhood story, that dad story, that mom story, I mean, however deep you want to
go, I'll fucking tell it, bro. I'll tell it. I really would. I'll tell it, bro. I'll
tell it. But, um, yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. Um, chat. My name is Lolo now. I feel my
sickness coming to me. I feel like I'm sweating crazy. Um, W stream chat. W fucking stream,
bro. I know it wasn't the longest, but I literally made a three hour stream. Oh, just
in my hotel. You know, like I had like fucking thank you, take it, watch the whole time.
So that's still crazy to me, bro, that I'm able to keep people just staying here for that
long of a time when I'm not even doing shit. Like I'm there just in my hotel. I'm sick.
Honestly, I wasn't even supposed to stream like y'all know I am always I'm like I
blame it on stuff. But I really thought to myself, I was like, I promise us of this
I wasn't gonna do that. So whether it's a shit stream or a good stream it don't matter
I'm gonna press that like button and make the most out of it and I did
Honestly, I had fun today, bro. I had a lot of fucking fun
and
Yeah, I pretty sure always showing up even though I don't really catch it sometimes and there's gonna be weeks and days and
Whatever it is that don't do shit, but we had a great fucking week in London tomorrow
I'm gonna do an hour for God and then Monday's probably gonna be no stream that is back home. So
Because I'm doing the verb is to Monday, but I'm a stream tomorrow and then
And yeah, stream this whole weekend and right back to it and get to LA.
But yeah, W fuckin' Stephen and Chad bro, Slate be ready with that intro.
I mean, outro I mean, I love y'all boys, thank y'all for always supporting me.
M3, you know what it is, always and forever.
And I'm a C-all boys tomorrow, I'm gonna tune in for the hour for God, please do.
I'm probably gonna do it early.
And yeah man, I love y'all boys.
And M3, I'm a C-all boys soon.
to the moon. The streamer, the streamer award goes to Marley.
You know, it's been a long year. I just want to start by thanking God. He kept me grounded, kept my faith.
Shout out M3Ski, my community. I want to be able to out y'all. I want to say the last name of that.
There's a lot of doubters, a lot of haters always, always gonna talk, but they're not the ones staying on this stage, so appreciate y'all man, take care.
Anyways, we end up right the way
You know, maybe you'd better show me
That you could slide into my face
Cause you know we're the same
There's more things I can do