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What are you doing?
Rob, this isn't on Toolkit.
Yo, Slake!
Slake, can you put...
Rob!
Yo, stop gambling and fix my Toolkit!
Where are you going, Rob?
You just went live, man.
I'm getting on.
Fix my Toolkit, Rob!
I'll fix it.
No!
My computer won't turn on, man.
You do that in two seconds.
Oh, those huge little pieces.
See, huh?
What a piece of fucking me he is, ain't it?
Oh, fucking day.
God, fucking day.
We're in the Everglades, baby.
Hey, we're in the fucking Everglades.
I can see right here, but you see the tour is coming up right now
I don't know
Now we do want to tell y'all right now. We do want to tell y'all right now. Unfortunately, so
We are not actually streaming today. We're not indeed. We are just going live to say that we went live today
And we're about to end this goddamn stream simple
So we're gonna
Listen we're live right after 24 hour and we made it to the Everglades we see Scooby right there that's Scooby
Everybody's knowing it's gonna mess good
Okay, excuse I want to show no inches on oh, okay?
Listen today we made to Everglades a lot of people was wondering you know
Oh, you can't have no service over here. No one that would it would not
Today we have something, we figured it out, we figured it out.
Just a minute, we're in a maze right now, okay?
So we told the people that before we booked it, and fully off-general, we told them that we've run a geography channel.
And that we're here to, we do like an educational geography channel on the wilderness.
And there's a few more videos that we know we're talking about, and that we're going out on this tour.
And we know exactly what's going on with the Gators and all this stuff.
So we're gonna like, we're gonna, we're gonna go in there, which is what we do with the breastfond, everything.
Today we are filming a documentary for our Geography Channel. Okay, so, um, I'm gonna hand it to you.
Um, you ready to go? Guys, I can't zoom out. Rums is just not doing anything. It's not doing his job. I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, Rums. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't control it. I can't control it. What do you want me to do?
Yeah, Rums, you got to see the Rums, you got to see, you got to see, you got to see, you got to see right now.
Your medicine one slave you'll fix it for you one slate my man to do your man's job
So I can you please fix it. I'm so serious. I'm just isn't he's gambling you that I heard about the casino. You please fix it
What do you mean one of these states our God damn geography
Look at my toes
Yo, relax, that's too close to
What is that blackness in your life? Oh, you know, that's called that's called um blackbears
That's not fungus in your goddamn clothes, son.
Anyways, man, y'all want to take a little roundabout and a proper look for how to have
a boat?
Let's do it.
What do you think?
We are out here in the Everglades.
You guys know I've been wanting to do an Everglades trip for a while, but...
Thank you for that big, big, big, big 25 gifted right off the bat!
That'll be a 25 gifted!
We got a lot of chats going in my...
I'm not gonna lose my fucking toe dude, anyways we've been wanting to do this for a while now, we haven't, but it hasn't been possible, we've figured it out a way now, so hopefully it will work, I'm not seeing-
Yeah, hopefully the service is good.
Yeah, but yeah, so we're here and we said, you know, we didn't have, we didn't have stream today, we had shit to do, so he's like, fuck yeah, let's try every place, you know what I'm saying?
We got a fucking pig over there, if you want to go see the pig.
Holy shit, that's a fucking pig.
That's a fucking pig.
Okay, okay, so this guy is our tour guide and he's super knowledgeable about like the effort glazing shit
I see what he thinks that we like I told you guys he thinks we have a
Geography channel where we travel around the world and see different parts of the world and do educational content
It's locking and stuck in a face locking
He also he told his so there's two tour guides and he told the other guy
He didn't want him coming on the tour because he wants to be about him
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so he's like very like he's taking this shit serious. Okay, so he probably thinks that we're here to fucking put this on
Put him on the fucking Netflix documentary how the Everglades is fucking not anyone know what he's saying
He's clearly taking this shit serious. I don't know why there's a pig here. I'm gonna be honest
I've no idea. I've also heard there's a Swedish family here right now. I'm not even kidding
I think that's the Swedish family like fully over there. They told me they're like I don't even know what's going on
So
Hey Geography experts around the world this right here is our tour guide. Thank you guys so much for tuning in
We have another geography video. We're gonna go in the glades. All right, so this is the tour guide right here
Go ahead introduce yourself to the channel guys. I'm Marshal Jones fifth generation gladesmen here at max fish can
Welcome for coming. You guys are awesome, and I appreciate having guys here. I appreciate the exposure
Yeah, of course, you want to tell us about his service over this little little big guy right here. What are you thinking?
This is Pomba. He's our resident. Pomba.
He's our resident hybrid pot bellywap slash wild boar. Wow.
Usually he's got massive cutters on him. We had to trim his waters back.
Oh, he got a little dangerous or was it? No, no, they just grow back into his cheeks. They get so big.
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's not nice.
You know where he's native? Native from?
Not really sure. I got him out in the woods like 11 years ago and brought him here and he's kind of been free-range on the clock.
I do know that usually the black pigs, they are from a small place in Egypt and that is where they are usually shipped and exported in from, because we went to Egypt and did that one before.
We did, we did, we did.
And that's what they told us at least.
He looks like he don't give a shit about that, okay.
Okay, fool, you didn't give a shit about that, being from Egypt.
Look at that, someone also called you a twin, would they not?
Huh, am I right, boy?
Yeah, for sure.
I can pet a pig?
Of course, you can pet a pig.
Oh, wow. Have you ever heard of a thing called uh, all my Muslims out there?
Have you ever heard of a thing called Haram? That's Haram in real life,
first one right there, what'd I say?
I'm posting more of a fan of Scooby. Scooby, look, Scooby, Scooby's always looking for
the alligator over there. Scooby got a jumpy. Look, a Scooby. Scooby's always on point.
Scooby's always on point, right? So, so why do you have Scooby? Does he, does he just keep
watching the alligators? He, he, he, yeah, so if he could pop up, he might just pull right in.
because I know I know but okay buddy okay buddy okay buddy some are and we know
from last time was in another I think was Egypt where they had some alligators
walking on land where they had dogs like making sure that they just like didn't
go in the water and stuff so the dogs were kind of like keeping them in the
water yeah yeah exactly yeah I don't know if you're familiar they have a park
in Egypt is called the National River Glades.
River Glades, and they have alligators there.
Yeah, it's called a River Glades, River Glades.
Yeah, that's easy with this.
But yeah, we're ready to get going whenever you are.
Honestly, so you take the lead here and we just follow.
You guys want to do something on foot first?
I'm down, do some full first, yeah.
Yeah, getting a little scared now.
Alligators, I mean, not really,
because we've been doing that,
but I don't really know how the alligators are in Everglades.
You want to tell us a little about the place first?
Yeah, so this is my family's five-generation homestead.
We've been out here since 1928.
Oh, yeah, almost and it's adaptive, am I right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Learn how to walk on this dirt road,
how to run on here, ride a bike,
how to swim out there with the alligators.
My family's had a very stored life here.
They were very blasted and we were very fortunate to call them.
That's amazing, man.
That's amazing.
Wow.
Well, you swam with the Alligator?
That's all I learned on this one.
No shot.
Seriously.
No buy-servicing?
Never.
Never, ever.
Never.
Never.
Wow.
We've never had an alligator attack a human out here.
Never.
Never.
Yeah.
If you look at it statistically, there's about two alligator attacks a year on average
in the state of Florida, and usually they're provoked in some manner or another.
somebody swimming in the middle of the night out there flying around like a dog or if they're walking a dog and the dog is taken by the gator
Yeah, we're coming the dogs in the gator and then give it a yeah
I mean you can't take food from a master exactly yeah
Yeah, I'm sorry for all you guys watching this channel right now. There are on average more
People that die of old age in Florida every year than alligator attacks
That is a fact. Well, that we kind of always know right today, you know, we have people still a fact that's that let's get fat
That's it. That's pretty good fact there. Okay, so I often be food delegates nowadays. Almost every day. What?
So if I jump in swimming now nobody's at me. Go for it. It's unlikely.
Unlucky. It's unlikely. But never. But this is the beginning of mating season and we're in extremes around so all the life-all gaiters
can come in and out of the air like this can out and right now the contribution of all the gaiters
can face a lot that would be a safe time to swim. I say okay because they're making babies and stuff.
This time of year the territory.
Normally they're not asked territory, but this time of year because they're in rut and they're in estrus.
The males are in rut, the females are in estrus.
It does make them a little bit more cantamorous.
So quick question, quick question.
How would you say to alligators for a cake?
How do they what?
How do they for a cake? How do they have intercourse?
It's a belly to belly.
So there's no...
Oh, it's belly to belly.
Yeah, so...
How does that work even?
So, you see the gator right here, for example.
I mean, as far as gator today, we can see right here.
Wow!
That is an adult female, she's just over seven feet.
Seven feet?
Yes.
Notice how the eyes are pronounced, kind of frog-like, above the skull.
That's one telltale of the female also.
But she's very, very black, she has no yellow coloration.
So a male that size is fell off from yellow coloration on the side.
But the male and female, when they court, they'll kind of come nose to nose, and then
actually swim over top of him and release pheromones and then they won't turn around
and then they'll wind up swimming next to each other like that and he'll kind of put
his arm up over her and she'll roll underneath of them.
They clench onto each other and she'll be under water for 10-15 minutes till the deed
is done.
Oh wow, see I wish I could have done that long back then.
They make any fucking voice mother do it or not.
Before they do it, they bellow.
Bellow.
Oh, a little longer, a little longer, a little longer.
Kind of like me, yeah.
You got a little bit of blood on your back.
I'll talk.
Yeah.
That sound you make, is it?
Nah.
Me, I'm more like a...
Oh, like that.
Nah, I like me a little Scooby right here, that Scooby.
Hey Scooby.
Hey Scoobs.
Hey Scoobs.
You just all calm down, you know.
You just watching.
Wait, you said they last 15 minutes?
Oh, I love me some Scoobs.
Yep.
I never asked one of them to be.
Hey Scoobs, you can't.
Hey Scooby, how you doing, Scoobs?
Okay, you're dripping water all over me, yeah?
You're already dripping water all over me, man.
I scooped you started a piece of it.
Yeah, it was kind of confusing there, okay.
Alright, let's get some foot. Let's get on foot, man.
I like how your barefoot is kind of like grinding with the earth here, you know what I mean?
Every day.
Every day, yeah?
Yeah, barely ever with shoes.
Oh, wow.
It's kind of my signature.
So when did y'all start this, start the business, exactly?
I knew you said you grew up here, but did a business start back in the day or was that?
My family purchased the land to be a farm.
Before my family purchased the land, this was a huge sugar plantation, a 600,000 acre
sugar plantation.
Sea plantation, okay.
Yeah, we're there, but it's a park across the canal over there.
No kidding.
That channel that runs that way is an old barging lane for the sugar plantation.
Oh, wow.
The house that we live in is a historical land bar, and it's what's called a sugar shack.
It's one of the original...
Got a sugar in there, a candy in there or what?
No.
No.
It's where the work, the sugar plantation, is where they lived. It was a bunkhouse.
Wow!
In the mid-1920s, the sugar plantation was abandoned, and the owners of the company went into the dairy cattle industry.
And then, you know, the property went up for sale, and my great-grandfather purchased this section of the sugar plantation,
and we lived here and lived in that sugar shack over the sun.
Oh, wow!
Yeah.
Have you ever moved out of here?
Like, ever?
No.
Never.
Yeah, this place here with the Purple Bogan Villiers, this is our home.
This is our home?
Wait a minute.
We have to go through the shack.
Please.
Yes, sir.
That's a...
That's impressive, you know.
Yes, it's been there forever.
So to answer your question directly, this transition into a fish camp in 1937 and then 1938 was
our first year of delivery license as a fishing camp.
Okay.
And ever since then, has it been up and running?
Oh, yeah.
to run it for a second. This is 1938. Guys, bless us, man. Every day of the year. Christmas
and Easter. Yeah, Christmas and Easter. You got Max Fish can. That's our, that's our
watch. Got some four wheelers over there. Oh, yeah, we got four. Oh, wow.
It's our watch because we have family, gatherings, corporate, get together. Oh, nice. Nice. I
I've got five guys that work for me off and on as needed.
Okay.
Wow.
Wow.
Five guys, burgers and fries.
Wow, you just stay thinking about food, eh?
Yeah, am I right?
So, look at that.
So, yeah, if we walked out through the levee there about 300 yards, there's a really awesome
pond out the forest.
And it's something I'd like you all to get on camera because it's really a unique part
of the ecology here.
The Everglades has multiple distinct ecologies within the river of grass.
A kind of pond apple forest is a big part of that.
A pond apple forest is part of your ecological magnet for waiting birds, birds of prey, and migratory species of birds.
This time of year is their recovery season, their nesting season.
And so we should see a bunch of birds down there, hopefully.
And the trees themselves are full of bromeliads and epiphytes.
And some orchids.
Wow, they got some of those nags of Swedish.
Yeah, you know that one when he was there.
So for those of you, before we get into the first, we're going to go see,
You guys know what we do here on our channel. We do the little song and dance before we get into our
All right guys, thank you for tuning back into the geography tour we are here today at the Everglades
geography
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Let's go man. Let's go that's all right. Come on now. Come on now. Scooby's come with his room, huh?
Scooby's always here
Yeah, so two geography views out there.
This is our, I think it's our, I'm pretty sure it's our 48th country we're going to
now.
Country huh?
That's incredible.
Yeah, so we're going to around 48 to 50 countries now.
Oh yeah, but you've been a big traveler yourself for now really.
No, I've never really had the opportunity to travel.
My roots run deeper and they won't leave.
Yeah.
You just kind of just stay down with the business here down in Florida, okay?
It's not terrible.
Oh, that's lovely.
It's lovely.
Lovely.
I get to live vicariously by hearing travels from people like yourself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You live through people instead.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
Yeah.
Why you see this trail right here?
This is a long snail trail.
It's amazing.
It's amazing right here.
So why is it the red, because it used to be more past this, can't you?
Well, you can't draw it faster.
Oh, you can't draw it faster.
Okay, cool.
So, will we see gators maybe on the land or not?
This is the time of day, gators will be out of the water basking, but they'll be on the canal banks.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
You know what I feel about an alligator charging you on land?
That's the last thing they want to do.
Very well.
Out of the water, that's not really their element.
So they very seldom will attack out of the water.
So, question.
Since we deal with a lot of different animals, a lot of different countries, what would you say is,
why would they not attack on land?
Is that just like not their thing?
So, a small animal, you know, like that little brown...
Something like that size they might lunge out of the water and say 15 feet around and they're not going to be around.
And they're fast. They're lightning fast. They're lightning fast, yeah.
They have a low speed on land of about 30 miles an hour.
They're kidding. So you guys know we are running that? Not really.
Alright, let's go. Chad, you all ready? We're going to go see some alligators.
Hey, you're the first papa boy.
Okay.
Yeah, so well we followed it. Okay, relax. Hey, we're not hunting like we didn't eat you remember not hunting. That's illegal of it
So we're what you want to do is it if the alligator looks scooby scooby
If the alligator charges at you, you actually want to turn around and grab it like you're gonna ride something
You want to grab it from behind the neck because they can't really batch it in if that if that makes sense, so
just a little tip for all my alligators out there if y'all listen in now swimming
around in the lakes hey scoops you alright bud? alright
yeah so I used to work with Steve over and especially his son uh-huh yeah his son
you ever met Steve over? you did huh? yeah he's a good guy man resting
piece of his soul yeah resting piece Steve man you ever met his son? I have
they sound kind of taking over you know beautiful guy and beautiful guy
moving up
while you're down here
one of the non-photologists
Joe Wasaluski
I reckon you reckon
Joe Wasaluski, yeah that sounds familiar
I think we've done something with him before maybe Joe Wasaluski
he's been on the crocodiles
oh that's what he is, yeah
to the floor of the crocodiles.
Well, he like, what do you mean cherry?
He cherries.
So he oversees the entire program.
Oh, wow.
For the state of Florida.
So he's like the head of everything.
Oh, wow.
So he even like, he even makes sure this is good and everything.
Oh, that would be amazing after he was here.
Yeah, after getting marine.
Yeah.
What does alligator eat?
I don't know what cherry means.
are indiscriminate predation feeders, they eat everything from smells and fresh water
muscles all the way up to their feet, and everything in between. They eat a lot of fish and birds
and snakes and turtles and frogs, that's their primary diet. But when the opportunity arises
they will eat larger, furthering animals such as mink, otters, raccoons, possums,
So they don't be eating fishes in the ocean.
They don't eat fish, they eat mussels.
Like turtle turtles.
Like big turtles.
They gotta be crunchy, very crunchy.
Very very crunchy.
They got some shallots.
What?
They can crush that turtle's shell.
That's unbelievable.
And when they eat a big animal, they can kind of live off of that for a while, right?
Yeah, that's what I thought I was saying in the mystery book here.
And alligators can't live off of it? We're going six months between males.
Six months?
Yeah, this is the time of year when the water life super condensed, which we're going to see shortly.
Okay.
The alligators gorge themselves. This is the time of year to develop fat stores and sustain them for the rest of the year.
Okay.
Yeah, what are you doing? What do you think you're doing here?
Hey, I heard something move over here.
You heard something move?
It might have been a skunk ape.
Well, even if you did...
The skunk ape?
There's a skunk ape?
The Everglades Sasquatch.
What's that?
It's a Bigfoot of the Everglades.
Bigfoot?
You guys don't know about that?
Oh, please tell us. Please tell us.
So, you said what? You said it's a Bigfoot.
It's a Bigfoot.
Yeah, here in the Everglades, we have a unique subspecies of the yeti or the Bigfoot of the Sasquatch
called the skunk. There's a lot of lore about it, but it's a legend, but lots of people
have filth castings, hair and scat samples that prove it's not over. And as you see,
have you ever seen something like that? I've seen signs of an animal that were, you know,
here that I can't explain it. I've seen dens that are not bare dens. My brother,
I mean, my brother and I have collected, you know, different specimens, different
samples. In front of me, Dave Shealy down at Trillix,
down at Trillix, can't find Dave Shealy. He's got a plethora of the foot castings,
and he's got samples on display. So with your own eyes, you've never seen
not even being able to point it out. It's not human life.
So, they move to the south. They make them those noodles.
And they do that out this god-awful yell.
I told the yell, I can't mimic him. There's no way I can mimic him.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it's just like Sasquatch, Bigfoot, that they knock.
I mean that's terrifying. That is terrifying.
I can feel it already.
Hey, hey, hey, you scared up your buddies.
There's something like that.
There's some talks in the world that there is big fish around the world, you know, certain places.
This might be one of them, honestly.
So there's an old fella named Jack that I grew up around.
He's unfortunately dead gone now.
Oh, that's not what Jack was.
Jack told me he had a personally killed one at one time.
He was out in the Everglades and he was walking and he came upon an area that just felt weird to him.
And all of a sudden everything around him got silent.
Wow!
And this thing came up out of the ground that looked like a man, but much bigger than a man.
And it was covered in hair and it stunk the high heaven.
And he stood there, frozen in fear, and he started praying.
Turn around and start walking away and as it turned off for walking away, it literally just sunk down into the earth
What's that?
That's nice. That's what Jack told me. Really Jack told you that, huh?
Now did Jack use to drink a lot or not really?
Jack did drink a lot.
Jack, y'all believe that? Y'all believe that score is?
That's what Jack asked me.
Exactly. That makes a lot of sense.
The big good moment for me if you ask me.
That was not me.
So this pond we're going to they got apples flown in it so the trees produce apples
You can eat them?
You can eat them
We've got to try and apple out the tree
I mean I haven't ate in about 65 to 70 hours now I'm down 20 pounds boys
We're almost there
I'm starving my
I have no energy
We're gonna go in.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Getting a little tired.
Getting our steps in today, fellas.
A lot of walking.
I'm not a personal trainer on the side.
You're on.
Yep.
Do a lot of training.
Get people in shape.
I mean, they got to be doing the April Fool's Jokes somewhere, right?
Oh, yeah.
You need to not say April Fool's Jokes.
Look at yourself, all right?
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
So this alligator just all over, huh?
Yeah.
Okay, all right
So this alligators is all over
Is there even a
Count for a number you can throw out there roughly how many there would be around here?
I'll tell you I'll tell you about I'd say about 75,000 alligators in the pond
See that mark yeah, I know my
I know you know anything. I know you know everything.
I say about 70,000, what do you say, about 67,000?
67, someone at Ballport.
Exactly.
Coudone?
Yeah. We're going.
We're going to respond, by then.
Yeah, this is the call-out.
We're going through here?
Yeah. I'm talking, we're going through here so the slew is broken.
Oh shit.
What if the sex watchman is in here?
The fast man is talking.
No, I'm down this.
There might be a walking alligator here that kinda snuck off from over here over here.
What if an alligator jumps out and bites your 13-year-old?
No, no, no, we're fucked.
Okay.
Okay, bet.
Wait a minute.
It's like this rock got water in it.
Hey, bet.
Tell you what, long here's the long line behind you.
We're walking down a stick here.
Did not sound like that at all, but he's just doing his barefoot.
Yeah, I mean, that's how you connect with Earth.
That's how you sit back and my mom.
Wait, do y'all hear that?
What is that?
So do you hear that?
It sounded like a pig.
Can we get a little water on our femoralis?
Oh, yeah.
My knee hurts a little bit doing these walks.
I'll tell you that much.
gosh that hurt my knee okay so good getting in my eye in a few days I see
a lot of snails smells like shit somebody smell like shit so what once you get in
here and you look up and around in the canopy of the trees you get some
bromeliads you know unfortunately that culvert we have service for you
There we go.
Oh wow, look at this, come here, come here, so as you can see right here, so this right
here would be a, that's a, that's a, that's a parking.
So this would be some sort of bird.
What's a fossil, what is that right there?
That's a gallfish.
A gallfish.
So that could mean anything, that could mean alligator what's up here, chewing on it,
it could be.
Oh, you can see the spine right there from that spine?
Yeah, you can see the spine.
You know what I can tell by that spine?
What do you tell?
That spine right there means that it, that, that's where I'm right there across Pacific
Ocean.
It is indeed, huh?
I keep giving that fucking water to him.
Are you about to water him down the whole goddamn jungle?
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, she just said, I just snapped a spot right there.
Apologies.
That's not a bird.
Yeah, I mean, if you look up here at all these,
in the trees you see all these bromeliads growing.
This is a unique sub-traffical environment here
that's set apart as its own unique ecology
from the rest of the river of grass.
And that's the reason why I wanted to walk you out there
You can see all the different snail and mussel shells all over the ground, all over the ground.
When times are lean, when the water levels are higher, the alligators will come into areas like this
where there is a bounty of these snails and freshwater mussels, and that's what they sustain on during high water season.
It's more difficult for them to catch fish and other prey animals, prey species, when the water levels are high.
around here what is that you heard that sir barking spider I think that's
what that is spider in the Everglades bro no so that doesn't bark a spider
right there that knows behind me yeah I gotta be over here somewhere I gotta be
sincere in the tree behind you guys we gotta be careful now okay I'd be very
care for her. Okay. Might have also been the food year last night at 10,000 calories.
Am I right? All right. So how much of this y'all want to get? And we can walk
right here a little bit more. We're gonna walk our way back to the airboat if you want.
I mean this is... What is that? That Scooby back there? He's just
wanting to pull it. Yeah, Scooby, you just scared the living shit out of me.
Scooby, come here. Scooby, come here. Okay. How long have you had Scoos for?
Scooby I've had for seven years.
Wow, great doggy.
Leader.
Ever been afraid of getting to be violated with a DOA scoop?
Occasionally it happens, yeah.
He's young bit before I allowed you.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh gosh, he's back.
I'll do a wall hurry here.
No.
That's right, that's right.
And uh, it's a if you got any if you expose who we are okay. Okay. All right
Let's get a move on then I like this a lot. What we say is upon that
Well, we're standing in the middle of a pond but because of the drought right now. There is no water
So I'll probably not set the herd water beneath me. So it would go away water will actually come up to the surface
if you start your bullshit, oh
Oh wow, you hear it.
So it would usually be flooded with water right here.
Oh wow.
So would it ever be elegans just sliding on that creek right there?
Like a water slide.
Like a water slide.
Oh gosh.
It's a pretty scary thing though.
I don't hear Scabie moving no more.
Scabie!
Scabie, we need your mind.
You don't need a rest in peace on April 1st now.
Scooby? What if the Sasquatch man's with him?
I don't know, man.
Alright, I hear something too.
Is that Parkers Fire again?
What? Is that Parkers Fire again?
He's at it.
That guy's Parkers Fire.
You better get out of here.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Let's get out of here, man, seriously.
I just heard a little spider behind me, again and behind Lake Sunraising.
He's on both of us.
Whoa, I see some of the water coming up.
When you say this water is clean to drink or no?
But on a normal day when the river is flowing.
Really?
Let me take it, let me feel it.
Little taste of something, oh you pinky or what do you think?
Water shoots me dripping out of my back back here.
Yeah, a lot of water there.
Okay.
Fill up, fill up, fill up for me, bro.
So question.
So the water in this pond, what would you call this?
Is that a lake or is that a...
What is that really?
You got me?
No, no, no. We're right there.
That's a pond apple forest and it's typically...
It flows...
This is a cauldron.
Mine and cannellas run through.
And this is a river, correct?
Historically it was a river.
But it's regged into a canal back in 19...
Can you drink this water now?
Yes.
The trick to drinking this water if you have to...
We can use a stem of one of those lollipads, the Spatterdark, we can use a section of stem
of five or six inches long and use it as a water filter.
How long does that take to do?
We can try it right now?
Yeah, absolutely.
Let's give it a try, Bob.
Give it a little shot, yeah.
So we knew we should have things that have never been done before on this channel.
Yeah, indeed.
Do things that have never been done before on this channel.
Drink the water through the stem.
Oh, he's high right down with the alligator.
You're saying I'm going to get a brain-eating anemia.
Okay, thank God
All right, I'm asking you you're gonna get shit. Oh
You take my hand
Hold on a minute. That's a big jump right there. Oh fucker money. I'm not gonna laugh. Okay. Yeah, it's a little break it
Okay, okay. I'm gonna take the easy way down here. Yeah, I thought something a few days ago. Yeah, I did
I was playing basketball with my left hand.
Wow, so you just, he just strokes the stem like that.
And then.
I'm cleaning the algae off.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a big leaf right there, there you go.
So then you just take a section of this,
like I said, you know, about five inches long, like this.
So that's not a good question.
Do the alligators, do the alligators,
do they use the stem to drink through the water too?
No, they do not.
Okay.
It sounds like a cello we dip it in some rancid it
Okay, wow, so I just put it in the water and
What about the little fishes for me?
Okay, so you want to go to water
You're not going to snorke a fish through there.
So I can just do it right here and snorke a little bit.
Absolutely.
That's what we get down and do.
I mean, I see we get down and dirty, but.
That's what we do.
That's what we do, only on this geography channel.
Come on.
All right.
If you can walk out right at the alpha grays.
I might die tomorrow, but.
All right.
OK.
I've gotten hit by a spider.
I got hit by a spider everywhere.
I got hit by a spider everywhere, but.
OK.
Oh, god, I swear it's nice too.
OK, I'm a little worried here.
OK, so maybe I go first.
So I am the lead.
Yeah.
I'm stepping down into the water cuz I'm getting one you know I'm saying I'm gonna do the same thing
I'm becoming one you take your shoes off right
I'm becoming one. Oh the rocks are hurting my feet
All right, we don't do that. You don't do this. Okay, I'm gonna go for it now
What was filming watch? Oh, okay. Let's see here. You want to create a little swill drink a little bit
Get him off.
Mm-hmm.
Tastes good.
That's amazing.
You're doing a swallow though.
I mean, I'll be honest.
Oh, he's doing it too, okay.
It tastes a little funky now.
Tastes funky?
Yeah, exactly up.
You don't swallow?
I bet it is clean though.
I know, it filters right through this.
You can tell it's clean though for sure.
Okay.
I ain't no sissy boy.
So this plant has antiseptic properties.
Antiseptic?
Antiseptic properties.
Oh yeah, for sure.
actually kills a lot of the bacteria right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wow yeah so okay so my granny
my granny she used to have one of these in a house and you were basically what you would do is you
would squeeze it a little gel would come out put it on your cuts oh that's uh that's aloe vera
you're thinking about that might be that might be it now look at this you see this come right up
why don't go give it a taste you go give it a taste my granny actually passed away by my train so
Yeah, I'll bless yourself. Okay, take a little one. Okay. Oh, it tastes a little funky.
Yeah, I know. Just take a sip. Take a big sip. The first sip tastes like chlorophyll.
Yeah, make sure it's a big sip. Not bad, is it? Make sure you gargle it. There you go.
There you go.
Tastes like water to me.
Tastes like water.
Tastes like water to me.
Wow.
There's nutrients and metals in this water you can't get from anywhere else.
And it's filtered through the limestone.
So even though it's got some tannins from the organic leaf litter, the water is actually
pretty clean.
Wow.
And this is even clean.
It does.
This filters out a lot of the impurities.
I'm pretty certain in Amazon Forest we was exploring that a little bit too.
We were the first streamers to go to Amazon rainforest.
And uh, you know, oh, but that's a very dirty water.
It was washed, man.
No, it was very, very cool experience.
Yeah, for sure.
We saw, we actually, I don't know if you saw, are you all on Twitter at all?
So it actually went very viral on Twitter.
We saw the world's first ever undiscovered anaconda shark in the Amazon rainforest.
So basically it was a shark in the shape of an anaconda snake and it was swimming throughout
the water.
It's a fast snake, but uh, in the Amazon forest too, you know, you got to make sure you find
like things like this, because that filters the water.
But we didn't find these.
How many uses does this have?
Well, mostly it's the water filter.
So if I like took this right now, put it in my pocket,
carried it around with me, a couple weeks from now,
I can still use it.
I see you guys have heard of a life straw.
Yeah, exactly.
Once they dry out, you can't reconstruct.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
This is good for one day.
This is good for one day of water.
Wow.
Yeah, so whatever these in your pocket,
you can get across the blades in a day
if you find a little pocket for water.
Oh, that's insane.
I love it.
I'm gonna keep that.
I'm gonna get a life straw.
This is nature's life straw.
I'm about to say nature's life straw, okay?
This might be the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Let's be honest.
There's gonna be a lot more I'm gonna show you guys.
Is there stuff cooler than this?
Like, hands on experiences?
Yes, sir.
I think I'm getting bit by a tadpole down there.
Yeah.
Hey, baby.
Thank you for the 50 gift I want to say that out loud.
They eat that skin.
Thank you so much for the 50 gift.
I love you.
I love you.
You know, Japanese spa.
Oh my God.
And you stick your feet in the tank.
These are the same.
That's what it is.
Just blame that skin on my feet.
It's for another day.
They're going to town on me down here.
Of course they are.
Man.
Eating that glazema skin.
Man, I wish someone else said that to me going to town.
Holy shit, what is that right there?
What is that right there?
What is that right there?
That's a glass bottle.
Hey, hey, hey, look up.
Look at me.
That's a glass bottle.
Okay?
Okay, that's a glass bottle.
Let's get moving in, man.
Okay.
Hold on.
I ain't no sissy, but I gotta walk up here on my beard.
Yeah, you're gonna have to.
I ain't no sissy.
Okay.
Ouchies!
You got it.
Okay, okay.
Ouchie, ouchie.
Ouchie, we've been in the Amazon forest.
Deadly spiders and you are seeing ouchie.
ouchie.
When you...
You know what, I'm not indulged in doing this barefoot like you.
I can feel what you feel.
It's a long lost pack.
It's okay.
It's built for stuff like this.
It's built for stuff like that?
Yeah.
Let's see the walkman.
So he actually grew up in Erie.
You ever heard of Erie Pennsylvania?
Of course.
Yeah, so.
You actually have heard of Erie Pennsylvania?
Of course.
It's pretty sweet.
The way I grew up, sir, it wasn't sweet.
It was hard. Some nights had to eat sleep for dinner, had to worry about gunshots in my room, had a broken window, rocks being thrown, a lot of gang violence where I grew up, here in Pennsylvania.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now Florida is known for a lot of gunshot stuff. It's balancing. It is. It is indeed.
But we didn't do that over here, man. No gunshots, so I found our part.
Okay, that's it. Let's get going, man.
Come on, Scooby. Scoops.
Oh, that's a good boy right there, Scooby.
You tired? How you feeling?
You got bit by a cotton monster. We were going to get a box first.
Oh, you did?
What's it called, man?
It's a water market. It's a venous snake.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we were just having that pond apple forest over there.
Yeah.
If there was a couple inches of water throughout the whole thing, we would have gone...
I would have really gone on high alert.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, we're all over there.
With the low water, they're migrating back to water.
So what happened to one of those bit of human?
Well, they have hemotoxins, which gives you necrosis, which means you flesh your blood
broths.
Oh!
Oh, and they are here?
Oh, see, okay, so we don't really have to just worry about alligators out here.
You heard that?
Got to worry about these venomous snakes?
Yeah, venomous snakes.
Well, the other thing I'd like to tell you guys about in that format before is you have
the two most chocolate caterpillars in the United States right here.
All right, I just forgot to tell you about that, yeah.
They're called the pus caterpillar and the io caterpillars.
Oh, wow.
Okay, and what was it?
What was the story about them? What did they do to their human body?
They were a furry caterpillar.
They could touch them. Their hair is a little tiny barb.
They have a jack of tops in here.
They're like 10-tons boys in a loft.
So, do those caterpillars turn into pretty little butterflies?
to the I.O. Monk, and they shouted back something to a field like that.
And I'm guessing once they turn into that final form of the butterfly, they probably evolve
like a Pokemon, and they're sting, like they probably sting like a butterfly they're going
to be.
I want to say that I want to say that I've evolved for a longer period of time.
Okay.
I mean, you got to understand, it's not Pokemon, it's real life, so, you know, we've got to
We're gonna head on out there. The weather is looking kind of kind of windy and cloudy right now
But what would you say is the the best weather?
When it comes to alligators, what are they thriving?
Isn't it cold probably the snow Marlin? Oh really like what do you think dumbass? Yeah, you're right. You're right partner
You're right partner. It's my fault
How do we do it, Wayne?
How long?
How long?
We got here for three hours.
Three years of recess, but you know somebody blows your ear how that's annoying?
but so you would think that this would go underwater then, correct?
There's a little windy out here right there!
God damn, I don't feel like I'm about to fly away!
Sorry Chad, we can't uh, we can't stop the wind.
Here, the wind is something you can control, it's called a natural disaster.
Oh!
Ah, okay.
Damn, you're talking wrong.
You know, it's just hurting my feet a little bit.
No, it's okay, I got it.
Is that better check I think you just put on a newest revolution whatever the fuck it's called
So how long can they stay underwater you've got to take up and take a breath or they can stay on the water prayer
That's actually crazy
I mean, if we really want to be- Oh, no, that's okay, sir, actually.
He's fine.
Don't worry about it.
He's a little sissy, but if you really think about it, I think- I talked about this before.
Alligators might be the number one closest relative to dinosaurs back in the day, I would
say.
that's not an accurate is not
my partner says in the last like i'm not a geography expert
but uh...
it's so that's pretty cool to me i'm very i'm very into the whole dinosaur you
know
one factor uh... to my geography listeners
uh... t-rex is
uh... this is a very very weird obsession of mine but
there's actually about twenty five million t-rex on earth
at the time
uh... during the dinosaur stage
but they only find
are found excuse my English there
about seven hundred
700 bones and
This is actually a real fact if I'm saying can't be searched up right now. You only find about 700 to 800
Different like, you know trails and stuff like that from around the world. So
Most what's a myth and not, you know
You see what now
I mean see we can search that up. I've been on dinosaur ticked all lately man. It's been dinosaur
Jurassic Park one goddamn time think you're a goddamn dinosaur expert
Talking about movies you look like that one little fuck from up don't you?
I love that little shit from up. Do I? Huh? Well you look like a goddamn milk dud. How's that? Oh, really? Yeah
You're about to fly with a fucking balloons in the sky almost goddamn it
What's your fucking patches?
What's your patch from the Boy Scouts? That's what you look like in a fucking geography and throw it
Oh, excuse me, are you okay, Scoob?
You little bitch, are you doing okay over there?
You little sissy boy.
You doing okay over there?
Yeah.
You see, that's a...
The dog is barking.
Oh my god, he's gonna be barking like Scooby.
And he doesn't bark at all.
Alright, so now it's time to hit the waters.
Now it's time for the real stuff.
I'm going to walk down to the foot bridge crossover.
I'm going to put my shoes back on.
Go to airlock and smoothies.
Are they just everywhere?
They are everywhere.
All over?
Yes.
We have a very large population of black bear and the Florida panther, is the Florida
panther, is that a dangerous one, very dangerous and highly endangered, the Florida panther
The numbers have come back.
They've rebounded tremendously since 1982.
All right.
During the fish permission, they adapted the broad line.
They crossed the broad line with Texas Cougars
to the free-for-given.
Because by 1982, there were supposedly
only about 12 Florida panthers left in the wild.
That was it.
They were practically extinct.
And so they'd been highly embedded for a couple of generations
so that their gene pool was really weak.
they brought in 8 Texas Cougars crossbreed them and now the Florida Panthers really more
of a super cat.
It's not just the Florida Panthers.
What is that right now?
I number wise do you know?
In total they think there's about 350.
Wow!
Excuse me sir, a quick question about this little blue rock right here, looks like there's
a skull or something inside of it.
That's an otter skull.
That's an otter skull huh?
Yeah, on the dirt road there was an otter last week that was found in...
An otter?
and then you just swing the stall up and put it here
you can show it?
yes a little bit of bleach in there
oh wow
that's a full otters column
oh no
oh wow
now a question
why would you want to keep that
clean and bleach
just to make it nice and bright and white
gotcha
are these rare?
yeah
So, yeah, I'm touching it, if I'm not getting an answer right now, if y'all want to see
if you want to come closer, so you can see the teeth, I mean, some braces, this is not
human, they can't get braces, right?
Yeah, so what they do is, they kind of like, get food and get their, so what, so for you
guys on the channel to understand these teeth right here, you see these front teeth right
here?
That's what I was saying.
These are called the otter canines.
Exactly.
and they clenching together and you put the food right in between the feet and they take a bite
All right, so I'm good
Is it okay if I it's my face after touching that or no?
It's wash my hands. I wash my hands for you. I don't use my shoes. I wash my hands till you're up
There's no shit they eat in through the fucking teeth
I don't know since Ryan as far as the little hose
The hose is going to be in Miami
Oh that's on the bulletin hotdog
I like it
I'm ready to go man
Are you ready?
I think you should stay on the earth
That's what I'm doing
I'll just put my nose after it.
Okay.
I'm not good at decision making.
Hey Maya's in the chat?
Oh no.
Hey Maya, is it healthy to drink that water that we drink?
She's not a fucking water expert.
She's an animal expert.
Okay, Maya knows everything about that.
It's Maya.
You're right.
She said GG when you drank it.
We're going to do a little round.
Oh, there's going?
Did that fix the clip?
We're doing no mics.
We're doing no mics.
Let's go.
I'm excited.
I'm excited for this now.
Now, I did see this.
There's a big truck right there.
What do you call that again?
Swamp buggy.
I feel like I'm about to pass out.
I have no energy.
It's a real power here.
She might as well take my dick out.
Might as well, right?
It was good over there. It was very good over there.
You don't have to come back home.
You're a little best friend.
Are you his brother?
Yo buddy! Yo buddy!
Yo, buddy. Yeah, time. Yeah, I'm coming. Hold on. We're talking about talking about a sudden taking my dick out
Let's put my shoe back on
Yeah, I'm gonna show you what I was referencing before
You ain't kicked out I'll show you exactly what he looks like right here, boy
Austin
as lights in different forms which will give loads of pairs and face to face here.
Thank you guys!
I think he knows I'm mic'd up.
You want to come in for a second? Just look straight at the camera for me.
Okay.
Just keep it straight at the camera. Don't look anywhere else okay?
Okay.
You go right there.
No, I'm just going over there now.
No, I'm just showing you how. You're a great geography partner.
Thank you.
All right, look at you.
Why they're laughing?
I'm not really sure why they're laughing.
You know, laughing is allowed.
Yo, how about April 1st, by the way?
Let me know in the chat right now if you pranked anybody today.
We should do an April Fool's show.
Oh, we should.
On the whole internet.
We should prank the internet.
We should prank the internet, Marlon.
Come on, let's do an April Fool's show.
Oh.
Yo, you see, that's where I, too, can get out of line.
You think shit funny seven days whatever the fuck I mean say whatever
You can do that over here
We're gonna do Frank's. Oh look look at that fat pig right there
That is one gorgeous
So can I ask the question why is there just one random pig? Okay, he's drawing to me for some reason
Yeah, of course he is
Hey piggy piggy
years ago my wife was taking our kids to school one morning and seeing him out
there. No stuff. Yeah and she asked me to go get him so I did. He's been here ever since.
And that's it? That's it. Where do you think he came from? I really don't know. I really don't know. He was out there on the big power line stands.
You can see the big power lines out there. He was running off that levy. The water was deep. He went off the levy out in water like that deep.
swimming around. Why is he walking with a lamp? He's got a stone bruise on his
front left foot. That noisy nake. That's how he talks. That's so interesting.
I'm in the bedroom. That's so interesting. You just find a pig on the middle of the road.
That's not real man. Yeah, I'm about to say, so you wonder where he came from.
Maybe we had this little dog right here. Who thought it was this? You want to see?
That's one of the neighbors here.
Is he like Scooby? He seems like he's going to keep sniffing Scooby.
Yeah, I don't know. I think he's got some real chillness.
Oh, a bridge.
Alright, we're going to cross that bridge.
We're going to cross that bridge?
We're going to cross that bridge. Here we go. It's time.
We have big facts about this bridge, guys.
We just put it under the cold war when Kennedy was president.
Oh, wow!
This way to the bridge is to be this wide all the way across where you can drive across
it.
Across from where your park, right back over there, and those trees, and not these, but
the ones you can't see beyond them.
There's an elevated mound out there, and they built a Vortak tower.
Vortak towers were radar centers that would intercept movement of an ICB, a nuclear warhead
coming from Cuba or the Russian south.
there are Nike missile sites heading all over South Florida, especially
light blades, which would intercept ICBMs somewhere up in Stratosphere,
hopefully. And the Everglades, everything from East to East, we'll
show you South. The Florida Bay was going to be considered a nuclear
fallout. Yeah. That's unbelievable. So how long you said your family's been
living? 1934. That's gotta be earlier than that. There's Kennedy.
Y'all do your fact checks.
Well, you know what was trying to ask the county president?
He's done. He's done. He don't even know that.
1961. You didn't even know that.
You're just a slap. Slap.
So what was your family doing with the space out here before it was an alligator farm?
Well, it's always been a fishing camp, but prior to that
that it was an actual farm or that you'd organize it for crops.
Oh wow. Before it was even watered here.
Yeah corn squash, strawberries, tomatoes, whole beans.
No, not anymore.
In this area, no, but south of Stenner Homestead in the Redlands,
it's still like the winter fruit basket of the country.
Oh wow.
Wow.
All right.
Let's get him, man.
Hey, do you even know when the First World War was?
Do I know when the First World War was?
Yeah, can you tell me the next one?
Oh, of course I could.
1942.
Nice stuff.
Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
And 1942?
It was 1917.
1917 to 1919.
OK?
I hear something in there.
I hear something in there.
Definitely a baby gator.
Oh my god, actually, what is that?
What is that thing?
I know you see it.
probably a basilisk he looks I never see anything like that where is it where is
it like oh let's creep up on a good angle where is it right there in the
middle seer this looks like a dragon what the hell is that a new species
marlin god do a little like a little dragon like a little baby dragon
do my flashlight hey I don't really know what that little a little shitty
Yeah, that's what I was going to do.
Do you know what that is?
It looks like a little baby dragon's got ears poking out.
It's a basselisk.
A basselisk?
It's a basselisk.
Yeah, they call it a Jesus lizard.
They can run on water.
Oh, shot.
Yeah.
You think we can get him to run a little bit on the water?
No, man.
I mean, buddy.
What's the difference between the bushes like that?
You don't really need to slide on the bushes.
Yeah, I think you went down the water side.
I would have caught him if not, honestly.
You don't want to get too close now.
They're going to think you're a me for them.
and Stanley.
Wait, they taste like cotton candy?
Yeah, the fruit from this tree, the cocoa plant.
I can try it?
Yeah, they're great.
Really?
It's, well, it's just starting to bud right now.
The fruit's not right.
Oh, there's no, no, no, no.
Here, these are gonna be, all these are gonna be fruit on here.
There's no way I can try.
Damn, that would be such a cool experience.
What's it called?
It's like a malnit smoke?
Cocoa plum.
Cocoa plum.
I'm calling Cheney Grave, she'll be great right now.
Honestly.
Cocoa?
Yeah.
Yeah, down in the Redlands, Schnably's winery, they make a really, really good fruit wine
out of this.
It's incredible.
Incredible, incredible.
All right, let's hop on the boat, man.
Hop on the boat.
All right, so you ready to get into the swamp?
Uh, yeah, ready to go.
The swamp is old.
We're going here.
We're going.
All right.
Yo, this is sick.
This is actually sick.
Oh, this is sick.
This is sick.
This is it, this is actually, this is how they say it back.
So I'm down, man down, man down, man down,
apologize, give me a second, I'm not, I can't, I can't.
I got bad news bro.
Dude, you cannot play in the charity match.
I'm so serious.
I'm all good, yeah.
Bro. I'm all good.
This is the end just.
He just gave out walking down a hill.
Yeah, he just gave out, he just gave out for a second.
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm all good.
I'm all good, man.
Make sure that move, bro.
Bro, quick your axe.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, you want to step on first?
Me, yeah, step on first.
Okay.
Let me teach you this Monday, man.
Yeah, Scooby.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, Scooby's staying.
Scooby likes to sit in the shape of a horse to come back.
Okay.
So, help me out when we come back.
Yeah.
Scooby, you want to go?
That's a long walk, Scooby.
Yeah, she's in the back.
Come on.
Oh, Scooby, you want to come?
Come on, buddy.
Let's go.
or do you want to face in front?
I'd love to have Scooby on my arm.
You want to face in front or back?
What do you mean?
You can't.
Like, you want it over your shoulder?
Not on us.
Scooby, you coming for a round, buddy?
They'll go with us if you guys pull with us.
What do we sit, Lace?
We'll leave you to front?
Can he stand while we sit?
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Like, can he stand on a boat or is it too fast?
No, the cameraman.
I'm not standing one.
Sometimes, yeah, but we'll go slow.
Why doesn't he just sit here?
I mean, you guys sit here.
That works too.
I sit here and you two sit here.
Yeah, that works too well.
That's a weird posture for you.
All right, listen.
You do whatever you say, you do what.
Okay, what did you ask for, James?
I think it would be you.
You could just sit on your knees.
I don't think the boat goes that fast.
Oh, it stays all right.
I mean, what's it going to do?
Go over there.
Sonia, look at this, Martin.
This right here is infinite straws.
Oh, wow.
Look at that thing right there!
Look at that thing right there!
Oh, my God!
That's a big one!
That is a born swine. That's a kid with that's a born swine. I
Mean scooby
So they just have these all over so if you want to get clean water and live in the living the swamp is oh
You might as well do that
Well, so sorry we'd like to tell the channel that music video you feel me or you know I talk about that
Yes, it's already fun.
You wanna go ahead and try them?
Yeah, go ahead and try them please.
Well, yeah, so we filmed an overnight music video shoot with Dochi out here and the video
is called Alter Ego.
You guys check it out.
Hey, what was the exact...
They love Dochi.
They're a big fan of Dochi.
They're the biggest fan of Alter Ego.
Alter Ego.
All right, you guys ready?
We're fully ready, man.
Let's see some gators, baby.
Let's see some gators.
Oh, wow.
All right.
All right.
Hey, guys.
That was fucking loud.
Alright! Alright!
Hey, that was fucking loud, isn't it?
It's gonna be that sound of hope! Okay!
Alright, scoops!
Okay, scoops!
I think scoops are low. I think it's low.
There's a baby-gator in the left, check!
I think scoops are in the steering wheel.
So where's the baby-gator?
All right
Wow, look at that see-go pelican!
Oh, that is a big see-go.
Oh, I see something right here.
I'm trying to see what I'm having to play.
Oh, what's hurting is that?
Hey buddy.
Hey Scooby.
Oh, you're such a good boy Scooby.
Scooby was scared the last?
Not at all.
You're such a good boy Scooby.
You're such a good boy Scooby.
Oh wow.
You're such a good boy Scooby.
We're on the ball again.
We're on the long here guys.
The water's really flat and calm so keeping out for any kind of abrupt movement of the
vegetation or the water.
Alligator
Do they would pop up in the flesh let me pop your head up a little bit. Oh, yeah
We got a turtle
Scooby you see that turtle. Oh, there is a turtle. He's caught you can run it
You can grab that turtle. No, we can grab that turtle you're kidding me
Oh, oh, shit, that's what I got the shelf for
Wow!
Wow!
That's a baby on the other side.
Yeah.
So that's what they eat, huh?
Yeah, this size here.
Look at that little sucker.
That's how long those toenails are.
That's the size of a male.
Ain't that cool, Scooby?
Ain't that cool, Scooby?
The male's also much more vibrant.
Wow!
That is unbelievable.
He's a little grody, but yeah, you can hold him.
He's probably a little scared right now.
Look at that.
You want to take a close look at him right here.
You can see, this is not really his territory, so he kind of like pokes his head in.
I'll partner because he's a little scared.
So one day we want to tell you about his term.
Oh, hey, tell me something about his term.
I'm going to tell you a fun fact.
So the fun fact is that they were black and white.
So they were white-skinned.
Oh, wow!
That's a big boy.
That's a big boy.
Look at that.
So I'll show you what I'm talking about.
Oh my gosh.
So when they man tow they actually come out their shell for a second split second
Yeah, it's very turtle. I think it's a 45d turtle. These ones are snapping, right?
These are not snappers, they're sliders.
You can see the back part too. You can see the beautiful skin, the beautiful traction.
They want to hold them tight because they pop out of their drop, they dead.
So, and we ain't no more lovin's over here. So, you know what I mean?
Yeah, no more lovin's over here.
You can almost see on the skin. They come from Tita Prince you can see
We saw that we shall have a South African see that on the bottom right there
They call that the NBA turtle because it looks like a basketball
Interesting fact about the species
They have exactly the same number of shell components as there are books in the Bible
What? Yes, they have all these different shell components all these different, you know bones individual bones
that make together. It's exactly the same as the number of books that I'm running.
Wow. That is touch, that's gosh creation right there.
That is proof. That's proof. Oh wow. You want to pop it in there?
Careful. Yes sir. That is unbelievable actually.
That's called a coincidence? No, that's not.
That's not called a coincidence. That's a coincidence chat.
God, that's coping if you say that's a coincidence. But thank you so much.
I'll go down from the top.
Put your hands up there and I'll tell you how to test it.
You got it?
They're saying we should do a segment where we set the tripod up
and we leave Drew stranded in the ocean with the alligators.
I think that's an amazing shot. What do you think son?
What do you think Drew?
We throw you in there.
I mean me personally?
I would get a verse whale.
Oh I would get a verse whale.
Okay, well if we throw you in there, they might think you're gay and fuck you.
Let's go, scoot it!
We're going to ride into the walls here.
We're going to ride into the walls here.
I'm just fucking out with it right now, my friend.
Check out the other side, please.
The other side.
I got a great deal of steam going straight here.
I'm just gonna have to get going now.
I'm just gonna have to get going.
I'm just gonna have to get going.
I'm just gonna have to get going.
I'm just gonna have to get going.
Wow, that is unbelievable.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That motherfucker looking like he about to jump out and bite me.
Scooby?
Scooby, don't you dare Scooby.
I will jump in and save you.
I promise you that much.
No, I've seen alligators do this before in Billy Matt or I think it was
What's that movie with the golfing?
Yeah, with the golfing
Happy Game World
See what the alligators do is they like to play dead
They act like they're not there, they're not moving
And then when you get close to it, they snap at you
I do know how much I want to try to pair that dinosaur right there
That's a full blown dinosaur, you cannot tell me otherwise
Fun fact, Alligator has been around since 1840s, so that is way past that
dinosaur time it is. So yes, an alligator actually is evolutionized version of a
dinosaur since 1839. It's when the first alligator was created.
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
I'm gonna push water for a second again here guys. When I push the water, it makes the fish kind of go berserk and they, they, they, they just half-hazardly swim around.
That's how the gator feeds.
Let's do this, you down, Lace?
Look at that sail right there.
Okay, maybe a little closer than we got there.
I mean my foot is right there.
It might be on top of my blue car at this point.
I might give a little pit.
I might give a little pit.
Can't do that.
Oh, I can't do that.
Oh, he snapped it.
Oh, he snapped somebody.
Okay, look at the story.
You stay back.
I got the scoops. I got the scoops. I got you. You do not go there. You're looking right at me, boy
Oh, he's looking right at us. You're looking right at me boy. You look like he can't snap out of here
All right now. All right now.
What will we do if he gets up on a boat?
Scream like bitches.
So let me ask you a question. Have you ever made it up to the boat? Be honest.
Yes. Oh you fucking kidding me.
It's rare. I'll tell you. The one thing that Gator wants to do is get on the boat guys.
I'll tell you one thing about that one right there. That sure would be a pretty wallet.
Oh, he's inching up here a little bit here. Hold on now. Hold on now, Gator Boy.
Now, these, when it comes to me and the Gators, we're one. It's the wrong family.
Now, you don't like me. You don't like me. Why does he come closer here?
I don't know why. I mean, hey, relax. Hey, listen, everybody relax, okay?
You see this right here? He fills the energy, so you want to kind of almost preserve the energy towards him.
I really want him talking about it. You just shut your sissy way up.
You understand me? You from fucking San Francisco over there. Look at me. I'm from Sweden, boy.
We get down to dirty
Listen listen boy
No, look you see I want him go back. You see what I just did. I made him go back
That's what you do. You kind of preserve your tour tour you understand what I'm saying, but okay
He's there right it's all good. We want family over here
We just made him go back, you know, we're not scared no gators over here. I'm scared of gators
I'll be honest. I mean I might run geography channel, but I'm scared of gators for sure
Now, so when he actually goes down underwater, it means he's safe, it's safe to look, he's
backing up, watching, watching back up, watching back up, watching back up.
Let's play his feeding, ready to jump.
Oh, here he comes out of the water a little bit, that's snout.
Okay, maybe we get the bogey a little bit.
Let's get the bogey on.
All right, let's get you going.
Yeah.
Wrap it up, wrap it up.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Mom, maybe come down here a little bit.
Come down here a little bit, Mom.
Here we go.
You got it.
Come on.
You got it.
Come on.
Boom.
Boom.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Yeah! We ain't staring at you son!
We'll shoot you!
There you go!
There you go!
Uh...
I'll leave now! Thank you for the 10!
Okay! He's like... oh shit!
Oh he's a fish!
He just wants to be a fish!
Excuse me!
Hey, that guy!
That's a real hot bad, it's going down there!
Hey!
I just want to say to the Geography Channel, this tree right here is actually one of the
only trees in the Everglades.
You talking about the dog queen one right there?
There's no dog queen one right there.
The seeds are directly imported from Malaysia, Malaysia, Malaysia, Malaysia, Malaysia, Malaysia.
Fun fact.
All right, we keep going.
Okay.
I'm in Scooby!
What's that?
Oh!
What are you doing to cancel this?
There's two!
Oh, what?
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
They have Gator fight!
I got a hunter on the left one!
I got a hunter on the right one!
Uh-oh.
Scooby?
Scooby?
Oh, Scooby?
Scooby, calm down, Scooby.
Come here, Scooby.
Come here, Scooby.
Scooby, come on here, Scooby.
Wait, where'd it go?
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Now here's the thing with two ones.
They can surround the boat.
We got nothing to do here.
Yeah.
We're doing it for the serious.
End of your journey, four feet.
Scooby?
Scooby, be safe now, buddy.
We got more leaders up ahead.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Scooby, Scooby, Scooby.
Scooby, please, Scooby.
Maybe not that close, Scooby.
Yeah, I'm about to land by my boat.
please scoop maybe not that close I should probably run him back real quick
yeah I agree I would like that I did just to keep him safe yeah this is this
is the tip guys but we're gonna be completely surrounded by 15 20 15 20
Is that safe for us?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go to school and back just to be safe.
Scooby, we're running you back, buddy.
But wait a minute.
Scooby, let's go.
Come on, Scooby, Scooby, come back!
That's the way it feels like when you're in the middle of the road.
I'm not gonna get him, he's not as long as I want him to turn the motor off.
I jump off.
And we keep moving this one right here.
I'm out of here.
What is that, eating fuckers?!
Wait, so, so, so, so, so we're gonna be surrounded by 15 to 20.
20 to 20?
Like, 15 to 20.
Whether all it takes is one out of those 20 to one of them jumble balls.
All you just saw is like, listen, death by alligator here is, what, how many of you
say died from alligator here two, twice?
Two a year.
Two oh, two a year.
How many have died this year so far?
One.
In the state of Florida, I don't know.
What about here?
What about right here?
Zero here.
One, two.
Okay.
All right.
You guys ready for close encounters?
I mean, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
So, what is the lackliness, one to a hundred percent of an alligator jumping up on a boat
right now
two percent
just so i'm prepared if you can help me to do something about what should i do
it what is the uh... safety stand-up
do i kick him off or can i not do that?
i wouldn't recommend kicking him
their mouth full of teeth and they bite hard
so do i just maybe jump up on the top and hide?
i mean i would be
i would probably honestly like so
coming from when i told Steve Irvine he uh...
he told me that when you know alligator he calls up
You kinda wanna go behind the alligator slowly,
gonna drive by the neck hard, right?
So they can't move the car when it's still on it, correct?
They're trying to subdue the alligator yet.
Yeah, exactly, yes, you wanna sit on it.
And then that's what you do understand.
So that alligator toss you off the back
and then you're in the pool with them.
I mean, I'll fucking put that motherfucker
in the head a lot, boy.
You understand me?
All right, we ready to go see some 50 to 20.
Here we go.
It's okay. It's okay, bud. It's okay.
It's going in on the speedest dunes.
Oh, it's coming back!
I-8 East,
That's a little sissy boy out of the gate.
I'm pretty sure that's the one. That's a little CC.
That's the one.
That's a CC for sure.
you
Look at that Charlie Drew.
I think he lost it. I think he lost the fish too. Now he's going to be a little mad, he's going to be cranky, comfortable, he doesn't stay.
Oh my God. I think he thinks we want to steal it from him. Yeah.
I see like four of them up here.
You can almost hear him.
There's another one up there.
Oh, Hunter's tune.
You've never been to an alligator farm?
Yeah.
We went in um, I think I don't remember what country it was be able to out there was that he I think I might miss out back before
Yeah, oh, yeah, you got a lot of it. Well, this is technically okay. Yeah, all right
Oh my god
I see the face
Which way the stuff starts chewing on me?
The sound is incredible.
Is he doing it right now?
It's very crunchy.
Because all the bones in there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fun fact, fish have a double the amount of bones as a human.
Indeed.
I mean, does a human hair begin?
Uh, 206.
And a fish got 412.
I'll, uh...
Look, you can do it right there.
He's hiding in the corner right now.
Yeah, I see him over there hiding.
Hiding right there.
circle around one time so you can get some of the gators to come up and get out of this.
He's harming everything but the water!
Oh, look at that gear!
Look at that, look at that!
Now, look at these!
I actually like a lot of these in my life.
And it's the first time I've seen an alligator for them.
Yeah, yeah, it's the first time.
A lot of gators out here.
Yeah, that's how it's done, man.
Everything, every speech, so much.
Every speech.
Oh, they're fighting!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my.
The gators were just rolling, dude.
No, they were not just rolling in their water there.
No, okay.
You got a fish?
So, do they be fighting over fish?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, right here, he's angry.
Oh, wow, look at that.
Oh.
Oh, he's eating it!
He's eating it, Rob!
He's eating a fish over there!
Oh, wow!
Oh
Chop, I'm not even
Wow
Tasting a lot to get down, huh? I hear the crunch of the bones
Lucky the Tony zoom in more
That is boy in a half
Look at that animal versus animal
Eat or get eaten
So they just swallow the bones
Now this is what it's called a...
Chet, it's the farthest the camera zooms.
We'll get closer.
Oh my god, right there!
Wow, look at that!
On the right, on the right, on the right.
Wait, I want to see him eat that fish.
Up and close, this is so cool.
Look at that.
This is so cool, please eat the fish.
Smaller that fucker!
Wow!
Oh my god, look at that!
What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it?
What are you about to do?
Oh, hold on!
Done!
Drink some water on top of that, little bed.
Wash it down, huh?
We just watched it alligatedly to fish in person.
That's actually insane.
Five feet away, you know how cool that is?
That's actually insane on my whole life.
saying I'm not gonna lie. That is so cool.
And I was back standing right at me.
It's not like I'm standing right at me.
Let's do it again.
Let's get another day to catch fish. Let's do it.
That is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
I think I drank three bottles of water.
Is that actually?
He's out of water.
Oh, that one's got one.
Oh, my God.
Do you have fish?
Oh, he does.
Oh, it's alive.
That's a big fish.
Oh, it's still alive.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, it's finding it.
Look.
Oh, it's finding it.
It's finding it.
He lost it.
Oh, he's pissed.
He lost the fish.
You bum ass alligator, you lost the fish.
You dumb.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I apologize.
Where'd he go?
ready where'd he go he's I don't see him that gate it is dumb as a brick in my
right huh you got the fucking place of some true wall right here my love
boys I don't see it no more we should throw him in there shouldn't we
Huh?
Tossed you around in the water?
Tossed me around in the water a little bit.
Drunk.
You're not going to see me.
You're not going to see me when you get to your right there.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be attending a funeral, boy.
Yeah, I'm gonna get a little fish.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
It's eating it right there.
I
Oh my god, he's right there!
Now I want to be disturbed by that why he's eating this
How many fish do you think these guys are being the day sir this time of year?
They do no mukbang together right now. I wish we could do a mukbang. Me too
Okay, let's see him eat it finish me kill that boy kill that boy
But that's what I'm saying. They just play with that. They just play with it for a little bit. You know what I mean?
They fully just play with it
The fish have a really thick slime curve.
They're slick, you know.
And their skin is like an exoskeleton, it's really, really tough.
So even though the gator's got it in his mouth and he's holding it tight, it's not dead.
The fish isn't dead yet.
So when the gator goes to loosen its clamp and chomp again, the fish oftentimes comes
away.
So the gators, their habit is to go to the edge of the bank
on one side or the other and get the fish away from the water
where they can chew them without the fish swimming away.
Wow.
So I do got to ask, you know, this might be a dumb question,
but we like to send our Senator Ardo dumb questions.
Yeah, agreed.
So would it be possible, me, I've been fishing a few times,
would it be possible to get a pet alligator
and train it to catch the fish for me?
Inferior, yes.
Unfortunately, I don't think that's legal.
OK.
We're gonna follow that long as we do.
We have...
Come on. Eat that, summoner bitch!
Eat that summoner bitch!
I don't care about Ross tweeting that I got cream on my face. You understand me?
You what?
I don't care about it, stop spamming and chairing and I'll focus on the alligator.
You got cream on your face?
Yeah.
Oh!
That should look like a toilet for Thanos!
Oh.
Oh, where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Come on, I know you want to just chomp that motherfucker down.
fuck her down. Give me a little crunch boy. Give me a little fucking crunch. That's a
pretty big fish though. That's a big fish. That's a decent fish. I'm surprised I don't
want to season it on them. Maybe some salt. It's not even salt water so the fish
aren't even salty. I don't. It's actually a sweet fish. It's more like a little sweet
spicy I would call it. You understand what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Me personally I don't
like me a little mmm little old baby little old baby a little slap your mom
on that thing all right Cajun salt pepper garlic mmm mmm let me put the
stepper maybe mm-hmm now you got to understand the fishes have different
tastes so just a little different wings top different sauces and stuff they do
the different species different species of fish on different flavors exactly it's
Yes, sir.
Is that true, sir?
Maybe.
Okay.
Well, he doesn't sit there and swim with his mouth open to eat the fish.
How the fuck would he know, bud?
How would you know?
Hey, tell me.
We got three gators in this layer.
Oh, no.
We got about 10 gators around us right now.
Oh, fuck.
We got about 10 gators around us.
Now you gotta have your head on the swivel because they might as well jump in the bow in the second, you understand?
They do that and we're fucked up.
Look at him.
Oh, he's coming right towards us, huh?
Wow.
Maybe I'll pet him?
We'll give him a little wave. Hello?
Hello?
Oh, how do you stop him looking at me?
We're pretty sure he sees a big object, you know?
The abnegators have a mating call?
They do.
It's kind of a chuff.
Chuff!
A lion's chuff.
And then there's bellow for location and elements.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
He's, uh...
interested.
So the airboat displaces the water
water and causes a vibration that throws the fish's sonar off and they don't
sense the threat of the alligator being close by so that's why the
alligators are encroaching towards the boat this time of year it's a behavioral
pattern that they only exhibit during the extreme drought like right now.
Maybe it's a drought right now? There's a whole lot of water though.
Only in this one spot this is a man-made canal.
Oh.
So how many alligators do you say is around this boat right now?
say easily 15. 15? Yeah. Is that it? Now the question is, is that enough? No, no, no, no.
15 straight period muscle man. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Wow, one, two, then we got two
coming at us from the front and back in the side. Oh, there's one coming at us. Oh, wow,
we're really surrounded right now by alligators. Oh, you got it. Oh, we are full on surrounded.
Oh, we got his mouth open, boy. That boy got his mouth open. That means they're actively
oh okay that's nice enough and he did disappears I guess I'll get us looking
for a little widebowl with a tiktok haircut
hmm and they do look tasty the boy mm-hmm
pepe laughed at this part all right it's not a game chat is real life what's
I see another one right there, right there by that red thing.
Yeah, I see him, he's hiding, he's hiding.
Oh fuck, rock right there, right, rock.
Okay, alright, relax.
That's the closest one's been.
Oh, okay.
Oh, where'd he go?
Oh, he's right here, he's working on the boat right now.
How fast can they get up out the water?
25 miles an hour.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Okay, 25 miles an hour, huh?
What the fuck, Liz?
What was that? Oh my God, he said the sasquatch man knocks.
What if the algae is under the boat like a dump right now?
It's common for the gators to bump the boat.
Is that what that was?
It's getting a little scary now, to be honest.
Okay, that was kind of scary. There's no way you use it.
we have like a dozen gators right around the boat let's do it let's do one more lap like we
want a circle right here to stir the water okay gator got a fish right in front of us
this one gator just hit the boat
whoa whoa they're everywhere dude
I
I
Mean
We are fucking surrounded by alligators oh you the fish just jump on the alligator just just commit a suicide
Ah, fully.
What was he doing?
He's like, I really want to,
I really want to get down there
and get some swimming strokes
and if I'm being honest, come back to the boat.
There's two gators eating fish right in front of us.
We need to far stream the jump and everglades.
Look at those teeth on them.
Can we inch out?
Ah.
Their teeth are massive.
I want to get our tag, 80 teeth.
Four of you on the top, four of you on the bottom.
Oh, that's almost my shumies.
How many humans have my ass?
Are you sure it's 92?
Oh, that's got a big one over there. We're going to that one.
Oh my god, he's got a big one!
Oh, wow.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You stupid little gator.
I think we're griefing them he's right under us are we griefing the alligators
Wow, he's way below us.
So the boat doesn't hurt the gators?
Oh my god, I see the fish.
Well, we're not running the alligator.
I'm just trying to corral him back to the bank
to see if he can fish out of the water.
Okay.
They really like to disappear.
No, he doesn't know.
Imagine how much a turtle...
Imagine the noise and he crushes the turtle.
How long did you take him to cross the turtle?
Is that one right there?
Let me partner with you. Come on, show us.
Show us that mouth. What's that mouth do? What's that mouth do, boy?
So what's with that mouth?
That's a fucking mouth too.
It's a little gator too. It's a little baby gator.
Okay.
It's a little baby gator dot.
All right.
What is it?
That's a big fish.
Oh, look at that. Look at that.
That's massive.
Do you know what else is massive?
What the fuck are you...
No.
Don't.
Don't.
There's three right here, like one, two, and three.
Come yin, yang, yang.
Big trio, it's all actually a four, look at that.
There's four.
That baby gator would barrel roll your leg off
if you got near it, okay?
Thanks.
Man, I really want to take a little swim,
do the first swim and swim back and forth into the boat.
Fuck it.
Go ahead, take a dive.
I mean, I'm down.
If you took a dive with a gator, try to eat him?
Probably.
OK.
I'll get that place to get out of the boat.
OK.
Very good.
Everybody says OK.
I mean, being the first train we have in that label,
it means something to me.
So you're doing the dangerous stuff.
oh wow oh my god oh look at him eating they ripped the fish in half he's got
Oh wow these guys are fish.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
That's what we call commutation.
Oh, get in.
Get in.
Back at it.
He's still just got it.
Come on.
Oh wow.
I hear the tracks.
I've got to get swallowed.
Stay swallowed?
Ah, what that broke through, man?
What broke his arm?
He's got a deep open.
There's a tail.
I know the tail's still there.
Daddy, dead ass looks like a dinosaur.
Man, fish is really the fucking far to the ocean, isn't it?
Huh?
What?
They just get, because they just get...
You're not wrong.
You know what I'm saying?
Fish are quite literally the far to the ocean.
They're far to the ocean.
Because they just get, like, shit on to get ate, like...
Like, even fucking vegetarians put them in their mouth.
That's how god damn big love they are, you know what I'm saying?
That's true.
It's like, insane.
Every, every other, they're the bottom of the food chain.
Every other...
Bottom of the food chain, literally, yeah.
Every other creature on earth eats a fish.
Hey, and it's ripping apart.
That's insane.
It's sad, man.
It's probably the only animal on earth
where I see nothing associated with
where somebody feels bad for a fish.
Cause you know, if you have the brain of a goldfish,
like Drew all has,
then who really would give a shit?
You understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, really.
I guess I'm not smarter than you.
No, you're not.
Nine times nine, 81.
Seven times seven, 84.
You're the one saying the question.
That's not fair.
I think they might know we're streaming and that's what's going on because every time the
camera goes to them they tend to go under water I think they know we're live.
Speaking of streaming, one of your people just texted me, I don't know who it is.
Say what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, he says show you the message.
Okay.
They are not geographical people. They have no clue what's going on.
Tell them I just told you this. Show them this message.
That guy right there, he just texted you.
Now, now, so, so, okay, alright, stand right at my foot, alright.
So what do you mean by who this is?
No, but that's the thing, some people like to footprint April first, so they want to make like...
It's April first.
Okay, let's see. I'm gonna tell them something. Okay, so here's the first thing
Since we grew up on YouTube learning about geography most of the time
The other people in our chat
They like to tell the people that we do the geography stuff with that we're not basically eligible
To actually talk about this kind of stuff
Basically a jealousy kind of thing. We have the knowledge we do me
I can look at that tree and know that that's a North American Alpine tree exactly right there is a South African algae tree
Yeah, what's the next one one one that one right there?
I was like Amazon rainforest super super pedantry, so you know
Get a phone call
I don't just like to be livid, it's just about me.
What was that?
Could you start from the beginning? These guys are what?
Are you fucking pussy? That's what you want with that phone call.
Fuck you, buddy.
How about that?
Wait, what did he say?
You said you guys were terrorists. You're on the FBI's one of those.
Well, that's not even fun to play with around here.
That's actually not funny at all, man.
Please.
Okay, here we go.
What are you...
No, they are shit, Mr. Nick.
The name is Lacy.
Can I talk?
Let me talk to them.
That guy there got to be Lacy Dunn.
Hey, let me talk to you little fucking shit.
Hey, I don't give a fuck what you look at.
Me or her string?
Fuck you.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
Hey, you little shit.
Hey, you little shit.
You little shit.
You talking to your mother with that mouth?
You talking to your mother with that mouth?
I dirty little shit-ass mouth.
Get off this phone call.
Here you go.
All right, pal.
Let's send him out here.
I'm looking at the bathroom.
Good Lord.
I'm sorry about this.
You know, it's a very popular geography channel.
So they like to call in and talk bullshit on this.
It's just hot.
It's hot.
No, it's just fucking hot.
I don't know why they're calling my phone.
Oh, they found your number.
They found your number somewhere somewhere.
I can't believe it.
I mean, it's kind of like the song.
It's steady calling my phone.
I didn't tell you, my lady, save a lady a land.
Yeah.
Wow.
Just out in the middle of nature.
I mean, this is really what life's about, isn't it?
So the bright green trees in front of us there, those are the Salix, Carolina, the Carolina
willow.
That's where aspirin naturally comes from.
Every species of Salix around the world produces salicylic acid, which is aspirin in its raw
form.
It's okay.
Wait, it's acid?
Salicylic acid, which is aspirin in its raw form, like any sort of facial stuff you
use for acne and whatnot, it has salicylic acid.
No, sir.
It comes from that tree right there.
Sir, I take that, I can trip for a couple hours.
No, it doesn't make the trip.
Okay.
So my thing is that's how I'm going to say it.
I'm gonna finish that, tell him, I'm gonna tell him, okay?
Okay.
You've done a few lines in your life.
No, I've never.
Last one was last week.
No.
Little ass to the side, maybe on Sundays.
Never have, never have.
Okay, all right.
Oh, aspirin, like for headaches.
No, acid.
Oh, there's a gator out there, he's looking at me.
Hey, buddy.
Do, do, do, do.
Oh, where'd he go?
Oh, he's swimming.
Holy shit, he's right there.
Oh my God, he's a jumpscareer.
Look there's one car
Oh there he goes
For the love of God, do you have any
Stop that's a business one, but please stop
If everything is money coming to his pocket while she was dumb fucks calling his phone
Let's get some breeze guys. Let's cruise around. Yeah, I guess I'm breezy. It's a breeze going on
Oh, shit!
Oh, that light appears at the same bar, same bar!
Oh
Oh
Oh my god.
Just like that.
Yo.
Right back to swallowing down was so cool.
Dude, you hear how the bones crack?
You know how powerful that butt has to be?
Yeah.
That is so cool.
Wait in front of us.
Oh.
It is burped.
Oh, it is burnt.
Are you getting a little water now?
That's roughly a six-and-a-half foot female alligator.
The eye's being so bulbous.
Is it given away to the female?
That is a pretty lady.
That is a very pretty lady.
Fifteen, how the fuck do you know that?
It's my size.
For real?
It takes a female about twelve to fifteen years to get that size.
What's alligator's lifespan?
I'm sorry?
What's alligator's lifespan looking like?
Fifty to seventy years of life.
Fifty?
Fifty to seventy years of life.
Wow
Oh, wow, so that's just a little teenager right there little teenage girl
So, she'll likely have a brood of 15 to 18 live hatchlings.
And all of those turn to alligators.
Well, they're alligators from the start.
I'm saying like the eggs.
When they hatch, it's like a little egg that probably sits in the water and floats around.
And then after a couple months, cracks in alligator hatches.
So an alligator produces a compost pile for a nest.
deposit their eggs in after fertilization after they have, you know, after they have intercourse.
And they drop the fertilized eggs into the nest, they cover them back up with vegetation and they incubate for 65 days.
During that time period, the temperature the eggs incubate at is what determines the sex of the hatchling.
Higher temperatures produce females.
No shot.
No shot.
So the further south you go, the more females you have in the population over the years.
This far south we have an 80-85% population of females.
That's a little coda over here, a little hotter.
So they don't hang out with their parents at all after their hatch?
They do.
So the hatchlings will stay with the mother for up to three years.
Oh wow.
Or at least within 100 to 150 feet.
Okay.
So it's kind of like real life, they have like a little lifespan.
So basically I get her hatches, it's a little baby, it stays with its parents for a little
while.
Then it turns into, once it gets in its teenage girl ages, that's when it turns into a little
horse that's reproducing and then once it gets to the adult age takes off by
itself okay pretty cool pretty cool
I said once they get into their higher teen ages of reproducing said like
around a 16 to 19 area it's kind of like a human
you sure do. Um, yeah, I'm on a trip right now. If you'd please
touch me information, I'll get back into it for you shortly
about booking a show. Stop being weird.
Moving north of the keys really.
I just asked if he's in the keys. Oh, he's on a fun location.
Relatively close to there.
You trying to find locations?
Don't...
You trying to find a location?
You're welcome. Have a good day, sir.
It's like an old steamer hammers biting on this.
Now,
what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
I'm muddied.
It might have been my own turf, but I like it.
I like it a lot.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to ask you one more something.
What's the difference between the alligator and the crocodile?
So the North American crocodile is a saltwater crocodilian, and the North American alligators
are freshwater species of crocodilian.
The alligator lives in freshwater here in the interior reaches of the Everglades.
There are black olive color with 80 teeth on their mouth, 40 on the top, 40 on the bottom,
Crocodiles have 72 teeth 36 on the top 36. Oh, wow green olive color. Okay, and they're really green, huh?
Yeah, they're kind of a minty green
Why are you shooting that all stimming right now? Can I see there's any water left?
No, no, no, no.
Michael, I thought I'm also, um,
so I'm almost, I don't know if that's,
that's a 68 hour fast going on.
We got some great stuff.
We did, man.
I want to say thank you so much.
Yeah, we want to say thank you so much.
And we just want to, we just wanted to tell you,
but hey guys, welcome back to our YouTube channel.
Sir, you just got pranked.
We are not actually geography YouTubers.
I know we had a lot of information, but we actually did not study any geography.
I can tell.
Really?
Yeah.
Thanks.
That wasn't like a big stuff.
And the funny thing is he actually faked his entire accident with this boy right here,
which is crazy.
He fully faked his accident.
I did, yeah.
Yeah.
I hope I told you guys off of some good, useful knowledge.
You did.
You were actually amazing.
No, you were amazing.
You were amazing.
You were amazing.
retain all that knowledge about the Gators.
I'm dyslexic in the testing.
Hey, we all are, I feel like.
I feel we all are a little bit, I'm being honest.
But yeah, this was amazing.
This was seriously one of a kind of...
We got to see an alligator lay in front of our eyes,
crunch a fish, just put that little sucker in his mouth,
and just get it down his throat.
Suck that thing down.
Suck that little shit.
No, don't do it, he's fasting, no, don't do it, you're a jerk, don't do it, bro, it's
real.
Right on my crotch, that might be, bro, that won't be the case you've ever done in your
life.
Why didn't you say that?
You just spit on my crotch, bro.
Oh, man, don't know what kind of content I'm going to be getting from this, but hopefully,
hopefully it's all good.
And listen, hopefully what we did right here is give you more money to the best, and I'm
being honest.
I'm really hope so.
Yeah, it's for people in Florida.
If you guys want to do an alligator tour, come see, I've learned how this is an amazing
experience.
I don't know if you guys can really capture it all on camera, but in person, like being
able to see the alligators and the fish.
Go ahead if you want to tell them like all the details to like to where they can come
to the tour.
Sure.
Well, I mean, this is Max Fish Camp.
You can find us on the internet of horse and the names right here on the shirt, obviously.
So you guys, you know, if you want to bring your family out for an incredible adventure
learning about the Hawaiian culture, the Everglades, come visit us.
family maybe actually take maybe take you like a girl like take your girl out
here no like fun adventure if you're fed up with your
maybe toss her up the boat that are being by a gator no one knows what
happened clean hands never know but thank you though thank you so much sir I
appreciate that let's do it
I'm going to get out of here!
Where is Scooby?
Oh, Scooby!
Oh, Scooby!
Oh, Scooby!
Oh, Scooby!
Oh
Okay, that'd be me Nicholas right here. Okay, okay
Yeah
Don't speak a movie. Oh get a lot of calls here. Can you put them on speaker?
Hold on man, trying to put your speaker here.
What's going on man?
What's going on?
How are you doing?
Doing great, how are you?
Man, I'm doing amazing thanks for asking.
I just want to see how your day is going.
See how you're doing.
Yeah, I'm doing great.
I'm doing great man.
How's your day going?
I mean it's going great dude.
I live in the south so I live in the Florida Keys.
I think it's great that you're visiting this place.
I think you should come to me and say hi.
I'm going to see you.
I'm going to see you.
I'm going to see you.
I'm going to see you.
I'm going to see you.
I'm going to see you.
I'm going to see you.
You should, you know, come to the keys and adventure.
You don't want to be touched.
Okay, I might have to come to the keys next.
You had a key?
I guess it's a joke, all right.
Well, uh, I'll just say, I think you've enjoyed it.
Yeah, I appreciate you doing what you're doing.
And, uh, I'll just say, you know, I want you, uh,
I see Marlin looking at me funny.
I don't know what he's trying to do.
The fuck are you doing, Marlin?
The fuck is?
The fuck is running on me for, huh?
Yeah, a piece of shit.
shit
How do you fucking do anything here
You're not even here in person who am I looking at here looking at a fucking phone call fucking digits number you may say your fucking number
One seven one four four five eight nine four. Yeah, go ahead
Hey, you fucking me a modern guess what guess what you fuck with us you get the store in the lightning in the thunder back
Yes, yes, yes.
I see, ma'am. Listen, I do think it'd be sex nonsense if you got the keys.
But I'll let you guys go. I'll let you get back to streaming.
Thank you, man. Hey, have a good day. Thank you for being nice.
Here's my accordion.
Have a good one, brother. We'll give you the keys.
I'm gonna tell you one thing. There's gonna be a lot of people calling.
I'm gonna say 98% of them is not gonna be wanting any business.
They just want to be funny, you know?
I get that.
Just be on the lookout a little bit. Apologies for that. You know? Apologies.
That phone overheated. Or maybe you don't want me?
You got stream with somebody for them to call that
Yeah, so what they like to do is they think it's funny to like the one guy who said we're on FBI list
They think that's funny for some reason when it's not funny at all. Yeah, but it's not very calm
Oh, no, but yeah, they like to do that a lot. There's a little bunch of weirdos
Much weirdos, but that's only the weird ones that do that not the normal ones
Because you know, you know, all right, let's go find Scooby shall we yeah, I know it is nice
I'm not not funny right now, man
I just fully collapsed even when I went downhill.
Scooby!
Hey buddy!
Scooby what's up dude?
What'll Scooby do?
Well Scooby you are just a big bull in the drill aren't you?
He's so happy. All the time.
Alright let's have a walk.
Wait, oh, across the bridge, across the building gate.
That was pretty sweaty, also, I must say.
Yeah, pretty hot out there.
WTorn the Chatter.
W Everglades.
W Everglades, man.
You guys know I don't want to come here and see Gators in real life for a while.
Yeah, me too.
So that was really cool to be able to see.
I hope we got some good angles for you guys to see the Gators and shit.
And crunch in person.
That was so cool.
Like I said, we didn't think we was going to be able to stream it because of the service
and we're dead and yeah I'm not gonna I was told like because who's told for the
longest time that you couldn't stream here even with that it would like be
impossible why don't know why though why would he go
what up boy yeah come on L fake stream April fools ha ha so you don't see you
don't see that we're fucking live on live button you dumb fucks how the fuck is
April Fool's huh? Is this a not gonna lie chat? I'm gonna be honest it depends how far the
drive back is. Oh jeez. There's the not gonna lie chat. Not gonna lie though. The fact I've
even fucking came home today y'all gotta give it some first in the chat. I gotta give it some
first because y'all know me but Lacey maybe yes me though gotta be some first in the chat okay.
I'm gonna keep it real with you I'm staying live. Yeah I'll stay with you. Here we go with the
fucking tipping bro. Oh chat we paid for the torque. Plus a tip on top we're not tipping like.
You don't pay just like. I promise the torque and how much the
service charge is and we pay to actually be able to fill it. I promise it's enough bro.
I'm in.
What do you got all these old cars here like there's like fucking
Don't for you also ruined his work phone
I mean we have what we call an ass to phone for him. You know he knew what he was going into. We paid for
I think that was the amount of the tour to be able to film in stream.
I'm going to stop calling.
Yeah, I know. Chats just being like, cry babies, for no reason.
What happened?
He was being annoying.
They were calling?
I don't know.
Well, he was so nice. Tipped at night.
Yeah, we just paid $1,000 for two hours.
Yeah, let's be honest, everybody.
I don't know if Jinxie announced yet, but I'm not playing this among us lobby tonight.
So Jinxie if I'm spoiling for everybody, sorry, but I'm already live.
I'm gonna play among us.
Jinxie is also another among us lobby.
It's gonna be like Jinxie, me, I think Ron's playing.
It's me too.
I agree.
Sinha, Joe Bart.
So another among us lobby tonight.
If I at least apologize, Jinxie.
I'll be there.
Y'all over here?
I don't know.
Yeah?
I just pulled over.
Hi, how are you doing?
I'm just pulling out real quick.
Oh, that's fine.
That's fine.
How are you doing?
It's my granddaughter.
How are you?
I'm good.
Hey, little boy, come here.
Come here, Scooby.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
She just laid down.
How's your daughter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good Scooby?
What do you say Scooby?
Good Scooby?
Good Scooby?
Good Scooby is so nice.
I'm allergic to dogs, but I do love me some Scoobs, man, I'll be honest.
What breed is this?
Is it people?
He's a rascal.
Yeah, he's snapper shy.
Himself?
Oh, he's hugging me.
Scooby loves you.
Hugging me.
Scoob, that's all right.
Scoobie, Scoobie, Scoobie.
Scoob, come here.
Come here.
He doesn't give me hugs either?
No, he doesn't give me hugs.
Scoobie, Scoobie, Scoobie, Scoobie.
Oh, good morning, good morning, good morning.
He thinks you're a piece of cake.
Oh, good.
Yeah, I thought I'd tell you all,
I'm going back to Erie tomorrow.
So I'm probably gonna do,
I'm probably gonna take one day off to see my family
and then I might do a stream in Erie with Luke tomorrow
or probably not tomorrow, day after tomorrow.
So I, but it's gonna be a short show.
I'm just gonna have to see my family in a while
and I wanna go home for a couple of days.
And then I'm right back to LA after that for March Madness
to do some viewing parties.
and after that we off in a shirty mash man
yeah we in London for like a week
London town
you like these scratch right here huh
the lights being double teamed huh
like that
drive me up
my Scooby
drive me up lace lace lace lace lace
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Man, he's fucked up.
Yeah.
Whatever.
I don't know.
Nice to meet you, man.
Yes, sir.
Oh.
You're such a good dog.
You're such a good dog.
Is he trained or just naturally just by living out here?
Yeah.
When did you get him again?
What age?
What age did you get him?
I don't choose what happens.
Nah.
Let's take that to my pocket.
In case we get thirsty on the way home.
Here you go.
Oh, look at you guys pawing my foot.
Can you guys see?
All right, all right, ready?
Yeah.
All right, sir.
Pleasure to meet you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
God, shout out for Max Fish Camp.
Thank you.
Thanks for you guys tapping.
If you're in Florida, I want to do alligator tour
with your family.
I promise it's worth it.
Amazing experience.
And yeah, how's that fun?
We went to the Everglades finally.
That was cool.
We did it, we did it.
Uh-oh.
It's gonna climb a little bit.
Hello.
I got this, ready?
Peek-a-boo!
No, that doesn't work to me.
Peek-a-boo!
Ah, she's laughing!
Peek-a-boo!
Uh-oh.
Peek-a-boo!
hahaha
nice they're gonna scare him
they scare him
he takes that creepy uncle
creepy ass uncle
nice to meet you
nice to meet you
you all like family over here?
over here? No, they're just out here right now for a vacation. I want a baby now. I want a little baby like that. I don't know. A fat baby.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you all man.
Thank you again.
Thank you so much for the tour.
It was amazing.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Take care.
You want to wash off the water?
Is that a clothes or no?
No, I'm saying it's a water or two.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
So no one's gonna fucking close the bag?
Nice guys.
Not at all.
True.
I'm more on the camera.
We'll start calling in in like 10 minutes.
My mask.
How far is the drive back?
You gonna set it back?
Yeah.
How do you do this even?
I didn't even have strength to take this out.
That's insane bro.
I did ask.
Oh that's not that bad.
You're driving segment?
I'm going.
I'm going.
Bro, I'm fucking, I can't even do this to curse.
Oh man.
All chat, facts, all chat.
All chat, bro.
Press the once more.
Honestly, that's actually crazy.
I've seen Alligan is that close to Alligan.
That was so cool.
It's actually wild to me.
The weather, that's actually out there, it's wild.
Bro, you know what's kind of crazy though, bro?
What?
those like eminence that we just saw the alligators yeah they're not even really
like like they're not even think about that has been discovered
that was some scene yeah
95% of the ocean hasn't even been discovered yet
I know I know I know
so think about what hasn't been discovered yet
I know
you know what I'm saying
I know
I'm gonna ask Tyler now
Hey chat, how long has Alligators been alive for?
Alligators have been around for 200 million years.
That's what I'm saying.
What the fuck?
Wait, 200 million?
Two million.
It said even before dinosaurs fully dominated the Earth, that means Alligators and sisters
were alive when early dinosaurs were just starting out.
So Alex, like the first first generation of Alligators has lived in the Roses dinosaurs.
So you're telling me Alligators were one of the first mammals on earth?
Yes. Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, even before K-Song. That's what I do. That's insane.
So we got a little 40-minute drive home, but then...
40-minute drive, bro. But then, uh, yeah.
Then yeah.
I mean, yeah, I am fucking the fitness but I mean, I don't know if it's for I can I jinx you though
What
I know I just see me. Yeah, but that's the same shit. No
No shot
That would be great news. That would be great news. That would actually make my day
That would make my day
My mother's is tonight or tomorrow wait, is it not tonight?
We are facing this shit. Oh, wait
Wait, is this for tonight or tomorrow? Let's see. Let's see
It's tomorrow?
Sidemen match got postponed.
Yes, for tonight.
Why are you trolling?
See, no one's doing that.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Well, you should tweet that you joined Faze as April Fool's Prank.
Yeah, that would hate y'all.
Why does everyone keep doing the same?
What was that new email y'all were spamming?
That like speed drive email.
What is that shit?
Speed driving email.
I ain't never seen that one.
Fuck up, fuck.
Fuck money as well.
Yeah, that wide speed drive.
I
Can't believe you can just find these these little greens. That's what I'm saying, but like
You like do you think that in the Amazon rainforest? There's like other stuff like plants and shit that can heal
Like that we don't know about. Oh, yeah, cuz we don't know nobody can go into the Amazon rainforest. You'll die
I mean what?
Nah, you won't but it's a very high chance of it
Wait, how much of the Amazon for us have been discovered all of it?
none
Yeah, how much of the Amazon made forces discovered already?
Still wet
I've never understood that shit that people live in Amazon how 10% of it's
covered that s yes that's insane so imagine like the lead that's actually
saying yeah that's crazy yeah come from the tree that's why there's probably
like anti like anti-aging just insane 10%
What's a good credit score? What credit scores consider good?
Anything but like 700.
800?
800 plus?
800 plus is what that's greatly...
I feel like it's not bad if we say it would, right?
Uh, I mean, I don't know.
It's not like bad information.
Yeah, it's not like bad information.
Are you mean what you have?
No, no, no, like...
The house that we applied for that we're getting, they're saying that our credit score, our
credit, some of our credit scores, we're both mind-sick, like, everybody has good credit,
so I don't know what to consider good.
It's probably your history, it's not well known.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
Is that my, is that my credit or is it the other side of the street?
No, my credit score is like, can you imagine I just got a credit card, but mine's 7-10.
I don't care if I say mine.
Yeah, I know, but it's still above, it's still above 700 for 23, I feel like that's pretty
solid.
That's good. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's above or around that number. And they're
saying that it's not good enough and they're asking for fucking six months rent.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Six months rent up front is crazy.
That's just very crazy.
That shit is fake crazy
Well this thing is so weird like I wish I could feel this
Like you think it's hard, but it's not it's not
It's fun like it's super weird. I've never seen in my life. Why did I still this would be good for your skin?
I know I doing this shit. I'm gonna have a little bit on my face
The same that it's from the natural like it is it is it is probably super good for like it is
Solve an acne and like getting rid of red dots and bumps.
I don't want to just punch them like, pull through my cheeks.
So I don't break out ever.
This might be some good skin care routine.
You can also wake up with a few bumps in the face.
Not a bad shot, eh?
Is this gonna be bad for me, chef?
It's burning a little bit.
Is it?
Yeah, it's burning my face.
You want a little money?
I was in a Lakers game last night.
Hey, man.
Can't be a lot of watching a Lakers game last night.
What about what? Two bands each?
Oh, two bands each?
You want two bands. I want a lot more.
Yeah, you want a lot.
I got one like eight, shout out to Lakers man.
That looks like a toy for Thanos.
Yeah, it does burn my face.
It does actually?
Yeah.
It burns my skin too here, I'm not gonna lie.
He needs to get like, do something bad to my face?
Not anything bad, but you know, I'll give you a little HIV and shit.
H-I-V
Hey, what do you think the water tastes like like it was like clean, but like it tastes a funky taste like water to me
Yeah
Yeah, I realize oh, there's calories in this and you drink water out of this you deck the broken fast
No, it's not
Why are you listening to scraps who scraps?
I'm only in the champions league. She owe me a sense of seat. I need the pack to ban on me
Then me and your family will meet.
Morning, we got blows and putty.
Yolks are going to your hands and feet.
You do not brush your teeth with these.
What are you saying?
We could stop and get a little bite,
or you can't even eat.
Not yet, not yet. Not yet, bro.
Hey, what's in what's a natural like you see how this like a natural water cleaner?
What's like a natural toothbrush?
I mean a stick what's nature really we say so
Like a stick with bristles, maybe really ranch. Yeah, not bad. What's like nature's toothbrush your finger?
No, oh
Like a mint leaf a mint leaf. That's not bad get a mint leaf and get a rub on it like wrap around your fingers
that's not bad that's not bad
and miss walk? what is that? that sounds like a
kusumuk
miss walk
oh they're saying bamboo
it's a stick from the salvatore
oh here we go with this shit bro
salvatore and what?
salvatore for secretaries
oh
is it? wait it's a wrap? oh it is?
it's fishing back here
mm
How do you say Arabic?
Arabic?
How do you say it?
What?
How do you say it in English?
What?
Arabic?
Arabic?
Arabic.
I would say Abiyah.
Dude, I kind of wanted to become an artist.
For real?
Yeah.
What would you like to rap about in this shit?
My part of the idea is that you're a sweet-talker from Pennsylvania.
I would rap.
I would rap about killing people.
You would say that you can't rap though, because that's fine, low key, you know what I mean?
Nah, I'd like, I would, I would like rap, I'd be like, talking about like, drugs and
gangs and killing people and shit.
You get ass?
Yep, straight up.
Oh my, look at this shit, it's going everywhere, Lace.
Lace.
It's maybe going everywhere.
Yo!
Hey, why is your so wet compared to mine?
How much is hella wet bro?
I did a game. So my special
It's just thinking we sweeten this qualifier bro like what a great day, bro. Yeah, why people so mad
Bro, cuz they just mad the poll inside out bro. I listen. I love pulling that's the country, bro
No, but what I don't understand is like people what's the aim? I don't know how your DMs look
My shit look retarded. You want to hit you want to hear my DM chat? Yeah, I'll be some DMs
I'm having people like message me saying like oh, you don't care about soccer. You don't watch soccer
You don't watch football, but my question is
Is it like it's football like a football religion, bro. Simple as that. I get that but but at one point
All these people had no idea what they were
You know, I mean
Everybody had to learn at some point so just because I'm learning late. Does that really matter?
like I feel like if you support football in general you should want as many
people watching it and care about as possible now I'll be honest did I care
about the teams Sweden and Poland didn't care about him at all but I won like
$6,000 so obviously I was happy I don't my country win yeah you just want to
sweeten the way listen this is from a Polish guy okay this in Polish any
I don't know if the Polish people will say
Jebak czy sinie kurwi imigranta
What does that mean?
I just know it's some bad
Because I know kurwa is bad
And I know imigranta gotta be like imigrant or something
What does that mean?
I don't know
What does it mean?
I don't know, did anyone know that I'm a miser or not?
They're saying GG
It's bad, it's bad, it's bad
Yeah.
Degraded.
Fat fuck fuck your mom. Okay, nice.
That's what it means?
That's what it means apparently, okay.
I see some other shit we have here.
Let's see.
Shut the fuck up you prick.
Let's see, what else we got?
A lot of Polish people man.
You wanna hear an idea of what I got when Duke lost?
Yeah.
You black prick, kill yourself, nice.
Okay, wow.
A lot of races in the DMs, huh?
Apparently my burner got banned.
Nice.
I have to authenticate myself?
Move the person to the indicated C.
Like since when did it okay to become so racist in football?
Like from fans, I'm not gonna lie, I'm seeing it from players, I'm seeing it from fans to fans.
I'm seeing it like in the spanking game the other day.
Like, come on, bro.
Football is related for a lot of people with this.
At the end of the day, it's just like, come on, bro.
Like, you get mad cause your team, like your team lost.
Okay?
Look past, I can still meet you way, and I can still meet.
Yeah, so it said, you should fucking die.
I hope you kill yourself and your whole family dies with you.
Duke lost because of you.
You're a piece of shit curse.
You don't deserve existence.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's insane.
Yeah.
You know what, I didn't even do anything
except cheer for Duke.
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't even do anything except cheer for Duke.
Can you imagine that we just imagine the players on the opposite teams then they got a fucking death threats, bro
Like imagine imagine game-winner imagine him on you calling this
Bro
Studio I like that Vinnie Jr. Bro like
Also Italy makes out to boss him man, shut up boss me I'm doing it seriously.
Every year now, that's why NCAA is trying to get rid of player pops.
Wait really?
Is that true chat?
What, actually?
I guess.
I'm telling you 10, 10 for the 10.
10 for the 10.
So I didn't understand what the disbanding was.
What was it?
The people were saying something like,
must them, something like that.
If you don't must them, stand up.
What was that about?
What's that?
What do you mean?
there's like some some stuff going on in the Spanish game I didn't fully get it
I didn't like I'm in like I broke my life straw me to look much they're fully
broken I want to squeeze it and see how much comes out ready
Yo, a lot of nut in there.
It's with the big tank gift there.
Where y'all going? Back to the crib.
Chad, take a guess with how long we've been driving.
How many more minutes do you think we have on the drive?
Like a left.
Wait, where did you put like the stuff inside, Mark?
He's opening it.
Yeah.
Oh, someone's got on the dot, bud.
Mine looks different than yours.
What, a spider's fucking in the car, bro?
That fucking bug is part of my park or some shit.
My face is starting to itch a little bit from this weather I put on it.
Stop farting?
Fuck, he's leaving some shit.
Yeah, I don't get that either.
What are you farting out? You haven't eaten anything.
What's the sign behind that chat?
I feel like you only fart, you only fart like stuff that you've digested.
Alicia, are you going to work out today?
No, I'm going to take it off there.
I'm going to take it to rest day for the gym today.
I
Are you saying such a bully tomorrow, but I'm ready. I'm going up against the number one fucking spot
I get out of bed on it. Yeah, you can dance down. Can you please better the same please?
I want to see the odds are if he's been on the scene. It's here, right? Yeah
Yeah, it's game time, it fucking game time, bro.
Number one versus number three.
It's time to take that first spot, bro.
This is a huge game.
Very tough match, but I have faith.
I have a lot of faith in my team.
Is it M3?
Yeah.
M3 FC versus Super New York.
Yeah, what's the odds right now?
Austin is his favorite, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
They won, they're number one.
But if I only think they're number one,
we're both two and no, that's a crazy bar.
I'm trying to get the push out of it!
Wait, so if I put it...
How much?
You can't? Huh?
Hey, what?
You can't put it?
You're saying you're putting too much?
Yeah!
I'm sorry!
No, it does that sometimes. I'm trying to put a thousand and a hundred.
Wait, really?
I don't want to curse your team though.
Don't curse us, please.
I'm not an addict, Jack.
Who do you understand?
An addiction?
If you're addicted to sports betting,
it means, like,
that means you're putting money that you can't,
like, I don't know how to explain it.
You know what I'm trying to say?
Like, you're trying to make a living.
You're trying to make a living.
You're trying to make a living.
trying to make a living, you know what I'm saying?
So you would say it's a way of like making money
instead of it being like a-
I think what it gets to in addiction
is when you're like, I need this to hit
so I can live, so I can do this.
Like I can't afford to lose this money.
I'll never bet more than I can.
Like if I lose, sure it sucks,
but I'll never be like.
You would never go broke, you think, if I'm betting.
I would never bet an amount on a sports game that I like that hurts me
That makes that hurts me. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair.
Like if I lose 10 K on a sports game. Yeah, it sucks. It's like damn like fuck bro. Yeah, but I'll never be like
Oh my god, like this hurts so bad. I need to get this back like oh
So you're on sports and not really I
I think sports the most fun because it's like you kind of like get more into the game itself.
Yeah, it makes it so much fun.
you
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Okay, a serious sports take
That
Okay, that LeBron James isn't the best basketball player of all time.
He's the greatest.
Because there's a difference.
The best is the most skilled.
Who has the most raw talent skill.
LeBron is the greatest because he's the most achieved.
He's over the top.
I don't think that's a bad thing.
most skill. Who has the most just raw talent skill. LeBron is the greatest because he's the most
achieved. He's over the top. I don't think that's a bad thing.
Okay let me ask you a question before I answer myself okay. Who is the better athlete?
athlete
christianna rinaldo
on the bonjane's
i mean i know my answer
i just want to see your chest is burst
i know my answer
look that's all i want to say this
everyone say rinaldo, rinaldo, rinaldo, okay?
wait, let me get my answer
because i know you have the same one
this time me being hate on rinaldo, y'all just
are, i, i, i, i, i respect your takin'
better athlete. LeBron James is 6'9, 6'9, 250 probably right? It literally had, bro you
don't, it jumps out the gym, um, it's still a healthy body we have so literally like,
he's also 41, he's still doing the same thing, like, better athlete, he's, he's definitely
more agile I think he's he's probably not faster because such a difference
I'll tell you what it comes down to LeBron James in his prime even right now
he's probably a great example. LeBron James could step out of the basketball court
he could be a professional athlete in the NFL oh yeah he could be a professional
yeah yeah he's skilled enough to be to be a professional soccer player no
No, he's not. No, not at all. But athleticism, he could compete in soccer with the pros,
athletically. Athletically. Athletically. Don't take that in context. Athletically.
I'm not talking about the sport. We're talking about like physique-wise.
Same shit, like when you talk about what Ronaldo is, it's a great physical specimen,
a thousand percent. But is he better, like, but I can't believe people even make that argument,
like athlete wise bro like like for example you got to be a greater athlete athlete to be in the
nf1 mba and to be professional football player like the player player. And the truth is Ronaldo
could not play in the NBA. Ronaldo could not play in the NFL
because he's not athletic enough. He's not he's not tall. How tall is Ronaldo?
What is that? 6-2 maybe? I think?
Okay. He's not tall enough to play in the NBA. He doesn't have the gift of height to play in the NBA.
He doesn't have, you know what I mean? Like he...
Athletically, Ronaldo could not play in the NFL in the NBA.
LeBron's not even human!
I don't even understand how that's an argument. I'm not a lot. When it comes to athletic ability, it's like...
He's 41 catching lobs above the wheel!
I'm not gonna lie, I tell you, you're bugging, bro, you're bugging. I'm being honest.
I usually don't, if you were a lot of late-stage, bro, I'm gonna get a bug, but I'm like, come on, bro.
How is that sped?
Brother, brother, come on, shut up!
You're eating a right boat. Turn it up.
Hit the road, he's done with the Romeo!
I want to hear cuz y'all said I have bad sports takes what's a bad sports take I have
I don't know.
I don't know.
What about this?
What's the sports thing you have that you're serious about but you kind of know it's a
hot take?
It's low key a bad take, you know what I mean?
Or a lot of people are not immune to all that.
I want to see LeBron do a bicycle kick.
Brother I promise you, LeBron can jump in the air high enough to do a bicycle kick.
You just sound dumb.
You don't think LeBron can do a bicycle kick?
But he has like a 40 inch vertical at 40.
I did a bicycle kick. You think I'm a Bronco?
I'm really curious on how you see what athletics really is.
Like I really wonder like I think I'll just have a different perspective like
athleticism, yeah
For me athleticism
Listen to you. It's it's a mixture of your body. Yeah, your agility
your
Speed your height. Yeah, but that's just but that's just part of it for me
He's also like Hannah Coronation, like all this stuff,
like how you can move your body like vertical,
everything like, yeah.
Mainly, mainly on top of all that stuff,
a big part of it is,
if you put someone athletic in any situation,
that's sport related, that's strength related,
speed related, that had like, even if it's their first time,
they're at like just their pure athletic ability
is going to overpower the skill.
And there's no one like LeBron,
when it comes to athletic ability.
I'll give you listen. I'll give you right now, right?
Again, I'm not trying to say I'm boost my own fucking ego and I'm like that my either but again
If you put me like I've done multiple times in a brand new sport
Yes, brand new sport you put wrong in a brand new sport not the one in the bus
It probably serious and you put wrong in the brand new for safe sport
We never played it ever again. I will learn a quicker and faster and be better just because I'm more athletic
You want to know the perfect I'm being serious like I'm not I know people are gonna say I'm tripping and people are gonna
Because they like to troll yeah, if you actually sit here and think about it if you look at me in my body
Yeah, and I'm overweight. Yeah, I should not be able to do
90% of the shit that I can do no no like when it comes to sports and
Athletic just completely overpowers that yeah, it doesn't matter right that's that's a fox it is true. It is true
I
Think I'm joking about y'all. I'm literally not I'm being so serious
I'm not I'm not I'm not
That's how one lady says that he's athletic to a lot when it comes all these streamers
He is I am he genuinely is like I've literally seen Lacey really adapt to sport really fast like
What can you do is the same?
Well, it's the same shit is the same shit right athleticism a gamer put me in a brand new game
police are wanting a brand new game they will learn it like hundred times
faster and be better at it so much more quicker because the only gamers
I'll ask you a question yeah that's your question like how is that not
understandable do you think a brand new someone who's never played fortnight
before yeah I've heard this question but I never understood it as a better
chance of killing Peter bot one time or do you think a brand new player who's
has never played basketball before,
has a better chance of scoring on the Broad James.
Like, never touched a ball in his life?
Never.
Never touched a controller in his life?
Never touched a controller in their life.
Or a keyboard.
Killing Peter Mott or scoring against a ball.
Who gets it first?
Okay.
My answer?
I will, okay, I'm gonna go with this.
I'm gonna go, don't wanna go up against a ball.
I'm gonna say why, I'm gonna say why, I'm gonna say why,
Okay, I'm gonna say why because this newbie they're both trying as hard as they can by the way
Oh, that's hard as they can
As hard as they can I'm gonna run because why
Someone can fucking throw a like this you can throw the ball like this and the rock can be behind you
And he's not blocking it. It's a not blocking it for some reason that possession
He throws it like this and it can go in so it's more of a luck percentage of scoring against the bond than it is
Killing Peter by the fucking what you want. I'm gonna if someone who's never played a video game
Never touched for night hopped on for late and Peter ball was trying as hard as he can
Yeah, they would I would never they would never gonna kill ever never. Yeah, it would take years
But in basketball, they're right. They could they could make a push-off and
Which you can do a fortnight. Yeah, it's also not like a one-shot thing in for now, you know, I mean such like
I
Still want to see anybody put a hot take that I have yeah, but put a hot take
I'm gonna hear your guys hot ass. I'm saying I want to hear a hot take for me. I'll chat like that. Don't be scared, bro
You could 200 pump heat
Peter but's not letting you get close enough to 200 problem. That's the fact if he's trying as hard as he can
On a new player who's never played. He's just building up as hard as he can and he's just aiming down
So in conclusion Peter bought is better than the brawn yes
Okay, let's see. I'm a recent face and we're going to discuss them, okay. Curry is more
influential than Jordan at basketball. That's facts. That's facts. That curry is the most
influential basketball player of all time. I fully agree. I literally fully agree. I don't
think that's a bad take. That's not a hot take. I think that's a hot take. And if you
say Jordan, you're just the old head, I'm keeping it a bug. I'm being honest. Influential.
Listen to the world.
Bah, here we go.
What do they say?
They say, fuck no, nah.
No way, bro.
Okay, so I literally just put it like this.
I'll say this.
I'll just put one thing.
Why do you think kids nowadays literally has a,
why don't we lay up on the fast break,
but they literally choose to pull up on three.
One name only, Curry.
Okay.
Simple as that.
Literally simple as that.
And I'll say this.
There's one other person, in my opinion,
who's more influential in Steph Curry,
and that's Colby Bryant.
Okay, I would say that.
Because the way Colby Bryant played
and formed the game just completely changed it.
Like, the fact that you had people in school
shooting paper balls in a trash can is yelling Colby.
You have people on a basketball court
chucking up shots yelling Colby.
Facts, facts.
That's influence I'd say I'd say Kobe and Curry are top two most influential players
And you know what the thing is what people confuse Jordan with influential thing is because I promise I've heard is before
Because think of the impact has had on like endorsement wise like
Jordan as a brand like if we're talking about some brands a different story. You know I'm saying I want to talk
I'll be honest. I I have a very I have a very you know, you don't think Jordan is up there at all, huh?
No, I have very hot takes of Jordan and people don't like it
But like if you actually sit down and you watch the time when Michael Jordan was playing basketball
Brother, it was bad. The players were not good like
I'm like the dudes who Michael Jordan who were guarding Michael Jordan when he was playing I
Don't think half of them would be on an NBA roster today. Yeah, that's just facts. Yeah, I'm sorry
I agree, I agree ladies, just so I played as a devil's advocate, I will also say obviously
he couldn't control who he played against, so he was the greatest asset we've seen against
his competition, right?
Yes, but if Michael Jordan was, if you put LeBron James, if you put Kyrie Irving, if
you put Steph Curry in the exact year that Michael Jordan was the best player of all
Yeah, all three of them are averaging 60 to 70 points a game and people are gonna think that they're like
Imagine if you put Kyrie Irving when Michael Jordan was playing people look at him like he's a wizard. Yeah, it's just the competition
I know he was good compared to who he was playing against
But like this Michael Jordan being the best of all time, bro. I just I don't I don't agree. That's my opinion
People can disagree like whatever I just I've seen the games and they like they
don't play defense they were just like sagging off lend them shoe it's like
he wasn't as physical if you didn't have as much talent in life yeah you know
I
Will say this I also truly do believe
The US would run football soccer if it got paid more in the US that is genuinely like I'm not kidding
So I'm telling you it's people. That's the worst thing I've ever heard of my life. Wait. What is it if they got paid more?
Are you dumb like?
What do they mean?
He's basically saying that obviously, I mean, I don't know if you know, but like soccer football in the States
They don't get paid pretty much anything like they get paid very low wage
Even if you're the MLS if you're a bench player you probably get paid like
That's not bad at all. Okay. Well, I'm gonna take a walk. Why is that not a bad take?
Because all the players that that people love football for all the Rinaldo's all the messies the imbapes
the medium balls the like all these people if
If they got offered more money to come to the u.s. To play they would all take it so that we're not yes
They would not I didn't want to take my take so you were saying shit
But you're saying right if placing you's got paid more it would basically run football like football in general like they would take over
Everything I'll tell you why right?
Nothing with money
Nothing with money at all has anything to do with how talented you are from a young age nothing
So if you grow up in the state or if you grow up in, for example, Brazil, you automatically,
honestly, I'm not even kidding, because you're around football more, will be more talented
and will be more into it, which makes you learn better and learn quicker, which will
also make you a better football player.
Not money-wise at all.
You're not hearing what I'm saying.
Nothing at all has to do with money.
You're not hearing what, who said that to you, Chip?
You're right.
You're right.
Nothing to do with it, but you but I think what they're saying is if there was a main league
Okay in the United States, okay, what's the biggest football league in the world?
In the world in the world come you leave England imagine if
the US
Tried to make a competitor to the Premier League and was offering the players more money to complain it
Okay, the players would go because it would be on a wider scale and it would be more money
So then that would make the league bigger than the premier because the players would go over with the fans
Okay, so for example say I don't need some I still need some about size. Okay, but say say say premier league, right?
Yeah, so you put premier league exact wages exact salaries and everything you just switch you put them in the states
I think you say more offer more and you think you would go
Now they still wouldn't obviously because it's built on how it is whatever like it's like, you know, I'm saying
If you got a 15 year old kid from let's just say Sweden and he got offered to go play in the United States in this new league
For $60 million that kid's going over what though over what over maybe going to the Premier League one day
For what how much for half of that? No, he wouldn't he wouldn't he wouldn't he genuinely wouldn't because you don't think
You want to lie because one hour or because in the less and you a soccer unfortunately, I could be wrong
I don't know unfortunately has the rep that you go here when you kind of ready to retire
That's the truth. That's the truth. You know, I don't know that it's kind of like a farmers league now
You know what I mean? So go to the Premier League would actually make you can make it the greatest play of all time and
Put you in it in a league where you actually have room to become the one of the best players in the world
Well, and unless you don't like you just don't it's automatic. See I'm thinking in terms of I think in the NBA like look at like
Like all the players from like Luca from Luca's from what so Slovenia? Yeah, look at Yolkic
They got offered to come play in the NBA instead of playing professionally where they're from for more money
In a bigger league, but it's it's that's not even comparable because you're saying the US
Why because NBA's the biggest league in the world. You know what I'm saying?
So it's like the office is already established. I do want to go to the NBA regardless of money. You know what I mean?
That's fair.
Holy Appathon!
What do y'all want to see me send a call or not talk?
Yeah, what?
But what if like...
You've seized the hardest point in the world?
Golf is.
I think I don't know enough about the numbers.
The hardest sport to get good at is golf.
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Yeah, but...
Statistically, Ronaldo is better than LeBron, though?
How do you even compare that? What do you mean by that?
If we're talking about athleticism, then you're wrong.
Because LeBron had D1 offers in high school to go play college football.
You didn't need it.
You're a fucker.
Yeah, yeah.
I
Would you say it's the greatest sportsman or sportswoman ever what's that why just who's who's the best?
Who's it like who's the best at their sport of ever? I was the greatest ever like I'll add their sport. Yeah
Yeah, like if you have to rate them like everything like Tom Brady
It's not even a crazy take. I think greatest one this might be a lot take every sport Michael Phelps
Okay, I'll be honest
Okay, I feel like he's up there for sure
Okay, you said you can in five though, oh you're five
I
Did it was nah, he's definitely out there
He's yeah, but he's for sure the thing the thing is every sport. I feel like is disputed
It has a disputed go you have messier Ronaldo. You have LeBron
Yeah, somebody's like but by far
Conversation is the undisputed go. That's true
You same bowl not a batch are you there?
Now the two least athletic people in the world talking about athleticism I guess I promise we are both more athletic than you brother
I promise you I
I truly believe I'm not even kidding if I chose the sport path when I was 15 you
could have put me in any sport I would have gone for any sport literally any
sport I'm not even telling them
slow down a bit there buddy maybe not any sport but I go but have you ever been
golfing? We went to actual courts. We went to actual courts, yeah. You were ass. Yeah,
now golf is probably the one thing I never could could get a hold of, but I'm
done this.
Anyone in this chat can beat you in every sport. See, but y'all say that and then
every time I go play a sport on stream, y'all are like, wait, why is he actually
good? Wait, wait, why is he actually good? Name a sport I've ever tried that I've
I literally was state. I was a top five in my state in golf. I had offers to go play in college and basketball
Football y'all have seen me catch a football
Soccer look at my bicycle kick like
Hockey first time I ever tried ice skating I could do it
Look at that, we made it, Seth.
We didn't even feel like 40 minutes.
Maybe.
Awesome.
Hey, put it in the back of your drink.
Oh!
See, that is not even bad.
Imagine I got like a little crib like this in Florida, right on the water.
Joe's landscaping. I don't know the code of muck along.
There was.
Cap, you cried on the ice? No, I didn't. We literally played ice basketball and I was carrying.
Thanks, Russ.
Thank you, Russ.
See, Mark?
Mark, the lights, the next little vacation home.
Like, this is the Florida?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
It would be nice.
Man, look at our setups all empty.
See, Mark.
Oh, this is kind of a super echo, you know?
Oh shit.
Should we move one of them to a different room?
I mean, probably, but it's gonna take a little minute.
Nah, not really.
Unplug shit.
Just with it, I'll put the monitors on it and shit.
Take it.
I don't know how we're both gonna do guests
have to sit across from each other in this room.
Hold on, I gotta pee real quick.
Keep it on my lawn.
I don't know if I can do more for this.
I think what was I was...
I'm just smoking food, yeah.
You need that.
That's the light you're talking about.
Wow, laser.
I
Fucking muted
Oh, you're in a...
Nothing you didn't see in the case.
What are you thinking?
No, no.
I did not miss.
How bad you think you will be?
How bad?
I don't know how bad it's going to be.
All right, let's see.
I'm gonna connect the cans.
Slipped is?
Holy lighting!
Fail to connect the server!
Isn't that the one we had yesterday?
Oh shit, wait, Rock, you turn the backpack off?
Shall we run the switch, run the switch?
There we go. We hear chef. Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello.
Thank you.
True.
She knew you could turn the lighting down a little bit.
I took it off the camera before we left.
So it's somewhere around here.
There's more.
Nope.
Yeah, check it out. Here it is or no?
I bet we got to put in the camera real quick.
HeTER!
You better read slow down over there.
No, no, no.
Don't worry.
You better read it.
Jesse.
You better read it.
Jesse.
Jesse.
Yeah, can you give me a little scale?
But now, now I drank hella fucking water, though,
so I don't know.
I don't want that one.
Good.
Oh, wow, this is up close and personal here, boys, huh?
That's scary.
Up close and fucking personal, eh?
Eh?
Eh!
I'm gonna go look at this for this, but I cannot.
Negative over, though.
No, that works.
No, that's fine.
Yeah, that's a story you get a scale from.
It's me.
You're so chopped.
I'm gonna chop the cow to check.
Hey, check.
Hey, check.
Yeah.
Not 300 pounds.
Hey, dude.
I treat you bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I always sing because I have a fucking life
I have a fucking life and I enjoy my life and I enjoy singing so that's why I suck fuck you matter of fact, okay?
Fuck you talking about any dirty little boy
I mean not not great house your past going. I mean you ate that worth 10 minutes you go to shit
I treated you
Marlon so fine. He might be the next child of Scott. I've never ever heard that come on life ever
Yeah
Wait, it was Matt that one who you just did a little like train session with oh that's Matt
You look finished I am finished bro
You understand bro how fucked I am right now bro, and I'm still sitting with your fuckers, okay?
Okay. Okay.
Would you like me better if I kissed you before I fucked you?
Before I kissed you?
How much time left?
Okay, so shall we have approximately three hours of GCLLism?
What am I going to do for three hours?
I treated you bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Do do do do do do do.
What am I gonna do for three hours?
Yeah, I don't even know what I'm doing at all.
Go to the store and get a scale?
I'm just chilling with y'all and I'm cute about that.
That's it.
I'm fully just chilling with y'all.
Wait, there's shooting at NASA at lunch?
There we go.
Someone needs me.
No
Why is he so funny as it
Bro, I think the funny
You know the trash you go through the calm a little bit look he's not a bad show come down this
I mean I was gonna do tomorrow before the game, but
Oh, maybe watch some super Ninos highlights. That's not a bad show
Oh nice, what's where does he work?
It was to be that oh, yes, how's it you it's Josh like this?
Not today. No, okay. Oh, I just like Rowland today. No today, bro. Like
why is all nuts like bro just fucking act right and it won't be not today not
today like god damn my brother like fuck you piss me off sometimes bro hey not
today not today like fuck like just fuck up like
bro I'm going through it like whatever whatever you want to say whatever you
want to joke about please just go ahead bro I'm just gonna go from I'm just gonna
go from uh...
like some of the likes of the
more from likes
but let me go to the top of one to my
you know
not today but now i'm sending out into the fact that i don't say that you
didn't have a chance to talk about it
i don't want to get mad up
actually i can't tell you what you're doing except for the reason
so i asked a little bit about it
wait how the fuck do you have headphones on shit like this
look like that not a bad sell
not a bad sell at all
low one up low one down
wait let me see
actually didn't wait how do i know which one is
where's the
oh there's so many headphones
jaycee's calling me
yo jaycee
bro uh...
are you sitting around in the chair
yeah in the chair i was about to call you
i have good news
Well, you tell me the news and then I'm going to talk about potentially upsetting news.
Okay, well, I think the news is I'm doing a monostomy today. I want to see if you want to play with me.
Oh, no.
Lacey, I've been on that night. Okay, besides the point. Lacey.
Yeah.
I'm going to hear what you mean to a monostomy.
What do you mean? You're, it's your love.
It's my last ever streaming drive.
Oh
April fools, bro, like oh fucking April fools, dude
Oh
How'd I get my sin speed in my headphones? I got I got in my
We died before set
I'm seeing all my kids. Oh, I didn't look
Okay, this was him before they're big three now. Why would you ever. Oh
Why would you ever ever in your life?
Ever use this clip I mean these pictures like literally ever
I
Didn't know who's worse a b looks mom, but me and Alhando
Jesus Christ, I think this picture like yo chat
I
Don't pose a transformation video right in the picture on the right is the one that sticks in kind of like please
But for the love of God like 40 love
Oh my god. Oh, yes. Yes. I'm not
reacting. Call your tix check.
So this motherfucker ended the
New York St. Marathon. Alright.
Many people don't like I but no one
can disagree that I understand.
You'll be so fucking boys.
But there's not GGs. That's just like retarded Twitter takes like I don't care move on for it. Bro. Like what?
But that's facts or chat that is facts
Oh, is my day off in there wait, how do I get
I think I got it. I think I got it, maybe not. Media's out of this. Oh, Drew.
I'm not sure.
You know what?
I'm just
actually I don't know
what I'm trying to feel.
I'm just going to get my head
in.
Hey Joe.
How do I get on the dicking
here? I can hear it through the
headphones but I can hear it.
I treated
you.
Why is there some stuff in my
It's beauty. Why don't you fucking say that?
We're at some mouse. I can't see it. Hello?
Can they hear now?
Try to press something. Right there.
No, I can hear shit. I don't think.
We get discovered of this completely wall wise so zoom game boards
Why's he doing that first of all
I
Don't think that's even hot take check right the other green. I fully think she I think I think he fully did
Do the whole season?
I mean I said the other day I think people could hate on it whatever it is, but I would out came to see it
I don't think it would be
Maybe I see it. What do I think the check? Well, we don't rate all the seasons. You know I'm saying my background
I don't like this way. How do I do it again? I keep on whatever moms to life back on I
Think first one was really good but I think ours for sure
This season the first one I agree I agree enjoy two minutes
of moral next week bro it surprised me bro I'm not gonna lie it surprised me how
many people fuck with it I'll be honest oh like a lot like these clips when
fucking like not even platinum like fucking cool droop will droop only
platinum bro like well I think it's because like I'm just
I don't know just like like normal with him. I guess you know saying I think a lot of people maybe try to like, you know
Not force it. You know, I mean because it's speed obviously, so I think I think that kind of just shows to him
It became a hate from you so well, yeah, obviously because people
Loki watch super news. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, because it's just people
people always
Son, okay. Debbie inside Debbie inside man
I'm not gonna let you do that.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Where's the house that chat?
Honestly, W, W.
Expressions reaction when Marlon tells them
he was playing the match.
I was like, now you're trying to W form,
they trying to W form.
It's the nature of Marlon.
He's a W chat.
He's a W man, honestly.
We all friends on the outside, you know what I'm saying, but
So if he doesn't get a second chance when he's one of the main characters we decide to give say and the offer is absolutely nothing
Okay, relax. Okay, relax. Okay, slow down. Okay. No need to catch a end. You understand, but I
Thank you for the 25, Nicole
Nicole the 25
the house. Oh, I see. It's not
house. They did. They did the
house. I missed it. Twenty-five
before. Wait. She she gets it
more than that. Yo, Nicole.
me. I love me. I'm Nicole.
me. I love me. I'm Nicole. You
know, they're in the car chat.
Oh my goodness gracious. My
goodness. Um yeah, I really
wish you had put. Okay, so
He um, we were so sure they put in a cut that he was gonna come back in. I'm not gonna lie like very very very very sure
You know what I mean? Um
But obviously didn't this is I thought and then shine and yeah
Okay, he can hardly start this on time he can hardly form three sentences
I know this morning doesn't really have come back to people coming in English isn't his first language
That's like a hardly formed three sentences in a row as it is now. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't really know what's more offensive
I'm keeping above but I can form three sentences in a row. Okay. Hi. My name is Marlon
I like to play football and you are who?
Oh, your name is maria. Nice to meet you maria. My name is marlon. Nice to meet you. That's five sentences at least
at least sense the five sentences
What do you mean whole alone?
Don't you ever put in a whole alone shit?
Wait, is there a thread or is everybody going to thread?
Do you need anything or are you going to walk out on someone?
I'm not going to walk out on someone.
You know what I'm saying, do you need anything or are you going to walk out on someone?
Why would we do that?
I'm going to be carried if you want.
You need someone to carry me.
Rob, do you want to carry me?
I'm going to tell him I said I want to carry you.
Yeah, okay. I mean, I have to tell him to take it.
I'll do it.
I didn't say it.
I didn't use it.
Sorry.
Oh my god.
They're just fully blacked out for a second.
What the fuck?
Do the op, yes.
I fully blacked out for a second.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Sweet thing you're having a scene.
What the actual fuck?
Oh, that's real bad.
Yeah!
Of course you will.
All off.
I'm gonna get a salad.
I'm gonna get something very healthy.
I'm not trying to hear crap.
Oh, I'm gonna get a salad. I'm gonna get something very healthy. Watch right here, bro.
Well, I have some jam. Zero, no, zelch. Nothing. I don't get energy drinkin' water.
Relax.
This is full, bro. It's water.
More air.
I don't even have a tea yet.
Second.
Are you kidding me?
Um, I want a...
It's 32 hour.
What's on your desk?
Water?
The desk.
Water.
Water!
People ask me if I'm the kid.
The low blood sugar well obviously dehydration obviously
Electro-in-balance obviously low blood pressure obviously no shit
No shit. I'm about to have that if I fucking don't eat for three days
Sit or lie down what I'm sitting I'm sitting I'm fully sinned man. I'm gonna I'm gonna rock this shit out
I'm gonna rock this out
I just want dick right now.
Now if I did that chat, what would have happened if it was none and none.
Not even gonna do it bro.
Not even gonna do it.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
You speed me slow to get away from our man.
Dead ass bro.
Marlon.
I want to eat sushi off Marlon's stomach.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Debbie, did it leave?
Did it?
Alright, right here.
Yeah, that's a little emotional, you know, just like four circle moment where, you know,
I watch the sideline growing up all the time, seeing all the side-to-side matches and all
the way into football.
I really can't believe it.
Aw, I'm happy for him!
Thanks, man, we appreciate that.
I appreciate that. I appreciate
that. I'm really happy for a
glass. Thanks, man. I appreciate
that. Thank you so much.
expression is too funny. I think
I see. Look at love Island,
bro. You know what? Yeah, I'm a
dickhead. Man said, yeah, that
when he came in, man thought it
was Michael Schofield from
Oh nine, let me see that Randy Orton blood when it comes to the gala
And I
Is
Me they understand they thought to me look his face blood
That's all pro is that like when the orders like these horses who see it?
What is that song? What do you even get this from?
Randy Orton fam don't piss me off blood big man ting you might know how it is
What time it is that's oh nine all let me look for the photo black. Let me look now. That's funny. It's fun
Did you see that no one wants to watch this shit here? Hold that hold up hold that still hold that still
Hold that still bangles
bangles
Hold that still
Bought it I guess though it's the assumption bro always
You do one three bro listen
She ain't it's shine his mother man. She is really mother mommy. I'm a mom
Mom's either
She ain't his mother bro. She's she's mother for a long she was she was definitely the mother of the group a thousand percent
definitely
Took care of body in MC sick here some medicine. She liked that you hungry here some peas and rice you hungry here some oatmeal
Let me say and we say and bro seriously
You're the one three. Okay
Like can you see what this like who's take a look real quick bro?
Do you see what these comments about like like let's really take a look here and like y'all asking me sometimes why y'all just file
I look at this look at this. Let's just take a look
Let's just take a look
No, like let's really look at it though
Like again, I'm always gonna skip past because that's what it is, but it's like raw
It may be if you just don't put it in the calm then it won't be a oh no no no not today
Oh no no no not today
Like what life
Again, I will just keep skipping past it like we know girl. He too majestic. We know this green shot is fake crazy
This green shot is fake crazy. I'm cute about
This is fair crazy. I'm gonna be honest
Okay, big three. Yeah. Yeah, but I can't wait we got to do I'm trying to figure out
I'm trying to figure out what
What stream
By what stream should we do?
What should we do bro?
Because the thing is we don't have a lot of time to be honest that whole week leading
up to the charity match.
You know what I'm saying?
But we should definitely do something.
what is that?
I got some good one!
I got some good one!
I got some good one!
I got some good one!
There is no welcome, there is no fun.
How fun would one like?
I don't mind.
Let's stream on max to see a video shoot.
video then we'll see
Hide and seek holy fuck we are that's tough
That's tough. I'm not gonna lie. That is very tough. Shut up to it. Shut up to it, bro
I'm off against it. Yeah. I'm with your kids. I'm gonna want me
He said that once you know someone said that once you right now
You know exactly what we don't talk about that reason on Twitter, bro
Timid I should right now I'm not going I was about to eat some shit bar and say no shit
You know what I'm talking about
Send me that shit. I'm on top of it. I'm on time. I'm on time. I'm on time. I
Don't give a fuck if it's 50 plus he likes or 80k plus. I don't go fuck. Send me that shit
Yeah
Okay, so
Again, like always, I'm gonna keep it a buck
Anytime I react to any football
Any football and I mean anything it could be 30 second of an over eight-hour stream
It could be a minute. It could be a whole game. It doesn't matter what it is
I'm keeping a bug
That she goes fucking platinum and you can say whatever you want. That's just facts. Okay. That's just facts
So one of these clips again only oxy
4.1 million views while I'm reacting to my country by the way
My country's scoring the goal it doesn't say anything else it is say nothing
It says Marlin and they celebrate at Sweden scores the last minute goal to correspond the World Cup. Okay bet
This retard right here
Jay, let's look at this profile real quick. Call him a month. Call month. This is what you post
You post the fucking flight you post a HAC princess and you post a picture with Lakers on the back
Fuck out of here, bro. Fuck out of my face. Okay. First of all, just fuck out of my face. That's first of all, okay
second of all
These streamers saw speed gets a lot of club your football now to try to hop on the waves man
So just to make it very clear to all the football fans out there and stuff like that, right?
Football became popular
Thank you so much for the technical I'm gonna sit right now. Thank you so much Nicole football
No, it's not respect. This is me going back and forth on Twitter because today I felt like going back and forth on Twitter a little bit. That's why I felt like, okay?
Football became big when speed actually started going crazy with football 100% did I will tell you how this right now
Speed fully and I will give him the credit is due
literally
Put football I think on the map in the States. I'm gonna keep it a buck in America. I'm gonna keep it a buck
I really think you did a thousand percent
He pushed it. He fully pushed it in America in America. No, no in America. I'm saying in America in America in America
I'm not no no no. I'm saying in America in America relax relax, okay? That's the fact
He definitely pushed it a lot a hundred thousand percent a hundred thousand percent, right? You can say it's wrong
So whatever that's that that's literally a fact, okay?
Do not
Try to say oh just because speed did your morning soon it relax. So what?
I've been playing football souls four years old my whole family is Barcelona things. I'm from Europe
I'm from I'm from Sweden if you are a European in general in the general
Okay, in general you will grow grow up
No matter if you're into it no matter if you're not into it
You will grow up in the household where there will be premier league games a league of games international games played on your TV
regardless in your household
Regardless, people who are not even talented at all at football will some way somehow have
a football playing in the background in their house.
It doesn't matter.
There's people out there with zero, zero skills.
Where's the Ron and Jason that has more knowledge than a fucking football commentator on T Live
TV that watches every single day
Simple as that I
Do football content because I genuinely love it still to this day. It's my favorite type of content
Lady favorite type of content. It is I
Might keep doing it. I will I will always do it. I play this I was for I wanted to go pro in it
I switched when I was 15, but obviously if it's my favorite sport if it is my favorite sport
Literally ever playing in watching
Then when I see that it's getting bigger and bigger in the states where I stream from by the way
Why would I not combine my favorite thing in the world with my other favorite thing in the world
Which is streaming and do it together?
I
Don't understand why they always got to be like over why you just do this shut the fuck up like obviously I'm gonna do that
You see opportunity you jump on it
And why is that giving me?
Why is the evening?
A spot to be the face of a country during the woke up
go to games be the face that literally of
a sports brand that having been announced or
Something huge this summer that wouldn't even be possible during the World Cup that I can't even say yet or on top of that
Go and play at a Qatar sawdown stage in
4650,000 people and had the most views out of any creator
any creator by far by the way in
That match of the clips
Anyone not even close
So I don't really know what you're talking about you can call it. You can call it whatever you want
But that's his facts
So simple as that bro, so Jay listen shout out to Jay man. You're on Twitter here posting little calm shit
We have a Lakers behind your back on the shirt
Please please do my boy. Don't talk to me about shit. You don't really know about simple as that
Okay
Let's look at the comments though some I'm curious
I'm curious. Sorry. I just had to get off my chest, bro. Okay, and that's all that way. I'm not lying in
What the fuck I would just like then I learned so my fun community the fuck
What did wait to have oh it's because you wait me
It's because you sent it. I said link maybe is that what it is?
Almost there's a moment
All right, I
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I don't know if that makes sense. What I just said, chat, but I generally have a love for football and I would never just do it for all because it's trending like what I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Okay, let's see. See the comments on this. Let's see the comments on this.
Um, guy from Sweden who grew up with, grew up with football and been doing football
context celebrating his country qualifying.
I don't believe you are going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
Well, everybody was saying, wear a secret W. I'm going to keep it a bug, bro.
is a real secret is a real motherfucker bro like yes he's probably the biggest fucking troll
but when he actually comes out to serious shit he literally always like always says
says facts i'm gonna be the buck i think so personally bro like he when it comes out to
serious stuff he'd be defending me that's all i know bro i'm gonna give it a buck
now you're straight which one
shout a secret bro shout a secret like i'm not talking about in my own calm i mean i to be
to be fair y'all do bro to be fair y'all do I'm good about like when is in my
comic I'm a trolling but like if it's something like this outside of it I
literally always see all your names like defending me so that's a if it keeps
going like that it's all this casey with a fucking banging with Marlon and
Swedish debut hey for once Twitter's defending you bro look at that look at
that look at that oh my days these egos gonna go through the roof like what
like for what like hey oh my god like what for what for some fucking Twitter
replies no I'm not talking about not I'm not talking about y'all I'm talking about
just Twitter in general like not from my calm like other other people cabs piece of
baked one up yeah smart morning sweet brother he's been playing she was for
like hey this is literally me in a borsa shirt when I was about probably like eight
Eight years old, eight years old, seven years old, bro.
Sorry.
No need to dispute it.
I'm an A-Street drunk.
Outside?
I'm an A-Street drunk.
No, it's not.
I swear to God I have to go.
Where?
I heard it.
Switch, switch.
I heard it.
Oh, fuck.
Hopefully we have service for going on the phone.
Bro, if anything, it's down to the left.
It's down to the left.
Yo, is that the left?
What?
Is that the left?
I'm going from that way.
Yeah.
That's a dead end, you fucking moron.
Come on, Marlon!
Oh, kid, you're so sweet.
Wait, did you bring cash?
No.
Fuck, we're lagging.
We're lagging. We need a backpack.
Oh, wait, maybe we're back.
It's this way! I hear it!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Wait! I've never seen an American ice cream truck.
What the fuck?
There's a nice airfield here.
Yes!
from the last angel list yeah you guys take the Venmo, only cash, apple pay
what do I get?
yeah what's the best thing to get from the ice cream truck?
there's so many options
Holy, a bubblegum snow cone!
A salad?
A little ice cream sandwich, cookies and cream bar?
Boy, that's seriously took me like three minutes to recover from these surprises.
Wait, oh you can't even get anything up.
I might go in the same place later though.
Not a bad shot at all.
Wait, what's good here? What's like something you're like, okay.
Like a classic ice cream truck thing?
I got a classic ice cream truck thing, yeah.
I'd say a classic ice cream truck thing.
Oh, yeah, I like it.
That's what I'm looking at.
It's the bubble gum snow cone.
But I'd say a classic ice cream truck thing
is this right here.
Strawberry shortcake bar.
It's so good.
It's a classic.
It's got a few pieces of the freezer in it.
I'm down.
Can we do two strawberry shortcake bars, please?
We also do a cookies and cream blue bunny bar.
And then I'll do the bubble gum snow cone.
Can we get two bubble gum snow cones?
Orange cream bar
Oh wait and
Russell's only wants Batman Batman. I don't see Batman
They don't have any character, but Russell
We'll do one of the cookies increase
Gas mark
The bar, please
I don't see Batman
Oh, a Batman.
Oh, on the right.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, wait, can I do a two-ball, screwball, cherry?
Oh, my God, they might have a PSA fence, SpongeBob.
Can we do a SpongeBob, too, please?
Oh, and the number 88, too, please.
Do you want free things?
Two.
Okay.
And then, oh, a SpongeBob?
A SpongeBob?
Yes.
Did you get enough?
That should be good.
And I'd also, is this a family owned one?
I'd like to tip $200.
I'm serious.
Oh
An orange cream bar an orange cream bar
I'm taking up your entire inventory right here.
Oh, perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
You guys are awesome.
We're blessed to be able to help people.
Thank you guys so much for the ice cream.
Rock you miss the ice cream.
No, I did not order the pizza.
Alright, bad news.
Turn him away.
He's going to be over here.
Alright, I'll tell him to leave.
Is that good?
Oh my god.
I can't tell you how much I want to tell you right now.
Alright, genuinely truly believe.
If you put 20k calories in front of me right now,
I'm like a fool.
Give me three hours.
20k calories.
How many calories?
No, that one is actually nothing. It's ice. It's 60 calories.
No, how does the ice cream truck them, you know?
It does have 15 grams of sugar in it.
What do you mean?
How does that load?
It's far like a truck.
We're really fighting ice cream.
The ice cream truck?
Ice cream truck doesn't have that, man.
I think they imported my shiny.
Huh?
Oh, my food.
Is it?
No, I did not order pizza.
What's your name?
Actually, it says we ordered pizza.
No.
I'm sorry, sir.
Is it me or?
Yeah, it's me.
Oh, you ordered it.
It's someone who called and faked.
They faked us because they know the address.
Yeah.
This guy right here, he's an MBA.
Sorry, man.
So you like to find out where he's at and call him.
Sorry, sir.
Sorry about that.
It just fucks over the door like innocent workers days
No reason like old me doing fucking do it a shallow nice bro
My yarn not real
Rocket I come over chat, dude
Oh, yeah
I don't like this.
I like this. This has no flavor. I don't want it anymore.
Anybody want this?
No, you just lick. You put your tongue on it.
I want to smudge more than say. This is better.
Mmm.
Is there no barbecue from this?
No.
You don't have a trash can, though.
Just for Lacey's calorie tracker, I literally took maybe a tiny bite out of it.
Would you like that?
It has no flavor.
Did I?
It's fuckin' nice.
What?
All right, ready?
Yeah.
Tuesday, get a PSA 10 SpongeBob.
How do we do that?
So basically, you open a SpongeBob, right?
And it has to look perfectly like this.
The eyes have to be perfect in order.
The teeth have to be perfectly shaped.
It has to look exactly like this on the wrapper.
Oh, wow.
If that's the case, you don't want it to melt.
You don't want to put it right in the freezer, right?
All right, first, we get a PSA 10.
Oh, wow.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Make sure it's on the right side here.
Is it?
Here we go, all right?
Yes.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's not bad.
I mean, look at the left tooth.
It's chopped. It's down lower.
The eye's not the same size. It's a little bit to the right.
It's maybe like a PSA4.
Dang it.
And then, if it's not good, you eat it.
No, it's good.
Fire. Listen. Listen.
Not bad news.
I put a meal in that water.
Yep.
That's calories, buddy.
Yo, can we give him a skill?
Is it here?
Yeah, where'd you put it?
All right.
All right, we've got one skill now.
Now, the thing is this.
I drank about five bottles of water today, so.
Me too, I drank three bottles of water today.
I'm gonna hold a lot of water away, obviously,
but I've definitely lost some.
So I was.
You're the first to drink it.
You go first.
What do you think I am?
What are you gonna weigh with that?
Well, what was the last time you weighed,
201 or 200?
199, and that was about five days ago.
I'll see you at like $199.70.
It's been a minute, so you've been wanting some, right?
Yeah, I can see.
But again, like, you see the way you're starting to write down
because it's like, you ate so much, but it's fine.
I haven't eaten anything today.
Because I've been a lot of, a lot of children.
Like, that was cool.
It's cute to eat.
Oh, I haven't been to college.
I haven't been to college, but that was cool.
Who's over?
I think it's the most weird, right?
Yeah.
Here you go.
You gained a little weight here somehow, huh?
Oh.
You gained a little weight here?
How did I gain weight on that?
No, it's because you're drinking water.
OK, so I was, excuse me, who was I?
220?
220, I think?
222 when I first started?
How did I gain weight on that?
You were what?
I had 222 when I first started.
I'm not gonna be wet up.
Jesus Christ.
Well, it's like 8 to 10 pounds, bro.
That's crazy.
Jesus Christ.
And that's after drinking water today, by the way.
So probably the morning way, I'm probably like 2.10.
I haven't been 2.10, I don't know how long, bro.
Ew.
Ew, because Jesus is licking my feet.
We are not even that bad.
Well, if you're not even that bad.
Well, I don't know what's wrong with this kid.
How much do you love him?
Take your fucking bare arm.
There you go.
There you go.
That makes no sense.
That makes sense.
So those sorts are four pounds?
Yeah, they're all here to show us, I'll be honest.
That makes sense.
There is no way.
So I didn't gain it or lose any weight in the last four,
five days?
It's only five days, one.
They'll let a kid get in for it the week or two.
You know what I mean?
You have to inject the red and not eat it?
Wait, I'm going to try with my hands and it's going to go key, because it might be, honestly, you know how to do it.
Were you holding your phone when you get it? I lied.
Yeah, that's all you did.
Yeah, I lied.
Also, the last time I worked out, was the last time I laid myself in the morning, right after work out too.
Absolutely.
The first time I worked out.
not fucking funny bro, 2.13, 2.13, 2.12
wait, are you pranking me again?
wait, what? are you pranking me again?
I don't know, cause
I'll have to chase and see
I
Just wish I wish wish I wish wish
Okay, nice
Well, I don't have full fun. We sit I
Don't have fucking foot fungus, bro
If y'all listen if y'all were athletes like me you would understand that like literally bro
Are you fully understand bro? Anyways, man?
Retard Marsley from Sweden plays football. I guess the guy can't celebrate his home country getting into World Cup in America
Look at that. Look at that. Okay
Jay wonder why Swedish person is watching Swedish game to qualify for the World Cup. Yeah, I mean you see bro
He's just started brothers. You're sorry. He's retarded my
He's fully retarded. Should we watch um super Ninos? I really want to see I think we I think we make it for report right now
Matter of fact, I literally think we make a report right now about this because I didn't know okay, so okay, so
This is what I got told and I don't know if they fucked up on this. I have no idea
but
Apparently right um I
I got told before it came out while I was playing that um, I was supposed to play OBJs team
So
When y'all was like, bro, you see you playing you like super news. I wait what not really. I was at that's cab
That's all as I was like, how did y'all know that because I got told otherwise
So now I went from playing OBJs team to all of a sudden I'm playing the first in the league
I mean, they only have a little bit of a better goal difference, but you know, you know still that's um
Let's watch it though. Let's watch it. Let's watch it. I really want to see
Let's see it. Let's see it
Let's see it. Let's want to see what they do good
Spurge lost Uncle Ocala on Monday, good but y'all said the same thing last week, like
you think I'm gonna be as a manager going into a game, not thinking I'm a win-to-game?
You must be fool if you think that.
play just to remain low. Can't be above the means of any kinds of target, lock the idea behind.
Wait.
That's the pass. Okay, now look. They were playing club 360, right? That's,
that's Druze you seen, right? Look how they're playing defense though. Like, what is that defense?
you mean to tell me us as a team will play this like no shot not even close you
know me sources superny line of inter mani baller one pro CB one pro mid
lefty one U18 World Cup baller one striker pro in Columbia okay I mean it
It doesn't really do much for me, I'm being honest with that information, it really doesn't.
Was that all? That was only the past. Bad Ethan's. That is really bad Ethan's.
They passed off.
Oh, he was off. Was that really off? I don't think that was off.
I thought it was the line.
I thought it was the line we're counting. What? Is it not?
Is that not the line we're counting?
before the line. Okay, look at this.
He's literally before the line.
Wait, Uncle Fever's.
The pinch of target locked the idea behind.
It was just offside. It doesn't count.
Yes, and now the challenge flag has been thrown.
Again, they must be successful in order for more challenges
To be allowed
And so like do you know here y'all so I got no bone all it's
That's not a sign
Let's see, let's see, okay, okay press
I
Mean I was up on fast a lot, bro like
Seven or eight or some shit more
I
I just don't know if we, what if we just playing man to man on this, like fully, everybody
just fully sticks to their man, you know what I'm saying?
They started this one incredibly well, the players began to go keep our camp in re-game,
this is one against one.
Okay, this could be a long run, this could be good, this could be good to do, so no.
And they get first with club 360, and they're supposed to go scovile, finding who can win
now, turning multiple times, scovile!
Don't move by hold on just a scene
So now we'll play 2v2 after just 12 seconds of this game changer
Dead on to loose ball though recovered by Stila
This is just the thing is like this is just bad defense
Yeah, this is just bad place though, right
This is like bad place. Mopping life.
Horrible pass, horrible defending, they got tight.
Come on, check that, look at him.
They got better attack, they got better defense. Yeah.
I think one thing that we argue that is defense. Like we got really good defenders.
I think our defense could be better for sure.
I think it was a little sloppy last game, I'll be honest, especially the pressing or press or press style
I think man to man is solid but I still think we're a little bit all over the place if I mean honest
And we're also got the best golden league. That's just facts
Amongst I'm not playing the moon
She's sitting there's no space in like yeah, I didn't think I was gonna stream today. So
Wallis and it's gonna be penalty kick is the decision here against the goalkeeper
from handling outside the penalty area here we go it's Carlos and Nielsen
sorry I said it's not the goalkeeper Wallis
hesitating
this is the same no rebounds available
that won't get you again that's like that it's like look at this
love the idea and the touch not the best
I mean like I'm not I'm not super impressed I'm not super impressed what I'm
seeing I'm not like oh shit I'm really not I'll be honest like like look at this
wide open in the middle they're not really pressing the goalkeeper I'm
almost the envy game what type of defense is this fully just got sent doesn't
hummed back when he knows he's fucking up right here if that's a good attacking player he's not
going to run down this way he's going to run in with the ball and then all of a sudden it's a 3v2
he's running out with the ball that lets him come and recover look yeah the touch well executed
from then Neilson who's got space there and horrible goalkeeping horrible goalkeeping
He'll send through the legs of the goalkeeper from an angle
Carlos the news and it's been the main man
For club 360 tonight, and now he has a goal to get them back in the game
I'm the spider's like spiders fucking following me some shit great work there. That's right. I'm just like me saying though
I want to see the offense a little bit like who's good?
Okay, so who's good and who's not good?
An extra point for their team at the table and the strike coming in there from Matthew Wooling,
forcing the save for the goalkeeper Perez, trying to play it out.
They're definitely looking for corners for sure.
Good tactic, good tactic.
And it is given as a corner, so that will result in a penalty kick to Supernigno.
Penalty chance here for Fabian Vastilas with his sense of humor.
Horrible.
Like horrible penalty.
Literally a horrible penalty.
He goes into the gold kicker, denied there by Perez, he didn't even handle it.
I'm not going to say nothing like again, I'm just going to go to work, built to ask, but
like you know.
I'll do it.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
out for a corner which means it will be a penalty kick to cope now for Super Ninos to put this one to bed
and there is confirmation of that it's good in these one-on-one situations so the approach
should run in Perez to put this one to bed nice turn and round the keeper and there is three goals for Super Ninos
I
Got to see more that didn't really give me too much. I'm be honest. That really didn't give me too much
Let's watch them against all let's watch me as both
Why do you look so skinny? Well, I'm obviously down to 15 pounds in about three days and
have an eight, but uh, yeah.
Let's watch it. They shoot a lot. Okay. Is there any points you all picked up on watching
it or not really?
You see the approach from the two teams and aggressive pressure particularly through
the middle.
Also, yeah, who turned in a really good performance last week. The suit and he's player goes for
it.
Good performance last week shooting a lot
Shooting a lot, okay
Well, that's that's not a it's not a great shot, I'm the honest but we're like we're saving that I'm just wondering how they play you know
I'm saying
They definitely looking for those corners for sure thousand percent
We're the scorcher over the head of the goalkeeper to Kobe Madrid and super niños have taken the lead
Less than a minute. That's something we need to do more even more like they just need to like fucking
They need to do we just need to just start banging shots. I'll be honest right chat
Chat wherever you watch this one who thinks go win super niños going for another we have winning this one
I just bad eaters again as foolish bad eaters again. I mean, let's see their press. Let's see their press
Hunting hunting hunting
Okay, they're staying in the middle. We got a right guy right here open could pass it back relax from here passed down
Is this about playing out the press bro? It really is
Like it's fully just pray to clean out the press. I'll be honest
Look, this is bad. Look, he gets something complaints. Look, right there, instead of watching
the ball. That's just bad. That's just being you being a bad, bad football player, I'm
another we have winning this one super anemios going for it again
pastina for a second
my own question
pastina for the second goal for super anemios
he has taken the game by the scruff of the neck and given him a two goal lead
inside five minutes
press again
press again let's see
we'll pass down look at this
this is what I seem to laugh you to
they love to step up so when they press even the defenders are crossed from the
half like they play a very high press which is super dangerous if you have a
good midfielder who can then run down a line right here simple passes to go
every single time
gave it away look at that
well look to four this is good play here
look at that
That's gonna be okay. That's gonna be okay.
But also, if we fucked up on the press, then it's a goal every time for them. So it's
like, man, it's a game.
Again, then at the same time, this is like 11 minutes into the first.
They're going like two on four right now. Where is the other side of the team? They feel a little lazy.
What I'm getting at. No one's working back and no one's also not working forward.
Where is this guy? Why are you standing? Why are you not coming down right here?
Come down, sprint in. That's a ball for you right in the cut. You know what I mean?
Look at this. Still not running.
Wow, I'll be pissed as a man if I've seen this shit holy fuck
That's nice position you don't know a you don't listen
I'm gonna tell you something you don't know. Okay, it doesn't matter what fucking position it's when it's this close of a pitch
You don't know you work up and down. You don't know no matter what he was you don't know
But I still engaged
Damn that sucks
Ah damn that sucks.
Damn, it was 2-2 half time?
Oh shit, South Madison champ, I'm a little hungry.
He's good. Okay, so if he gets a penalty, what is that number 20?
You're good, bro, thanks, bro.
What is that number 20?
He's a good dribbler
He's a good dribbler, huh?
So if he gets a penalty, I'm gonna tell our boy to kind of stay back. Maybe I
Don't know. What does he do there? Do you like does he go hesitated maybe?
Russian I just don't know if Russian is the solution if it's a good dribbler
Like a little pump fake could be
It's a call! Felipe Gutierrez! Abel, from the floor, if they don't keep it up.
Fake rush, rush, and he does not bat.
It's not bad.
If he gets any touch on it, it won't count.
Sucking his feet there in the middle. Challenge replay on, three against one.
Bastina's on a hat-trick! And there is!
So he scored the most goal for them now marketing is this I'm not seeing again
I'm talking about I see he's a good player for short, but I'm not seeing anything. I'm like we cannot stop
You know I mean the skill I've seen you can't use ball against Steve not in this I know I know I know we have seven goals
but still it's like
We know I said we're gonna focus on him because he's definitely coming in coming in with a lot of confidence into this game for sure
but you know again me for me and Martin I just I think it's gonna be fun
third gold the game for Fabio Bastidas
good finishers, good finishers, great finishers
and he's got a hatty on matchday two
and work, Madrid and Walters falling across
and there's the...
Lee and Paul they're still keeping up though
7-6 just coming off the bench
Shane Malcolm is making it for you
Saint Paul to make it
Good play.
Really good play.
Right back into the game.
8-7-6.
This game has gone back and forth.
7-6 can still get a penalty kick here with their nice court next goal that they win.
7-6.
Goalie again.
Look at this.
Goalie again with the bad pass.
Good press.
Right up on him.
Bad feet from the defender.
Loose the ball.
No physicality whatsoever.
There's the next one right away.
Now here's the next one.
Right up on him bad feet from the defender loose the ball no physicality whatsoever
There's the next one right away now here. Here's here's what he fuck up right here because
Because our goalie
Raph right
He can sometimes do this mistake too he has really good feet he does
But he can get a little too cocky we see me in the last game
He would throw these passes right down the middle literally just like this
Just like that, right?
Now again, it's not a bad pass if we have a good defender
Because if you have a good defender and good football the defender right here is not meeting the ball
He's shooting the defender first then coming to meet the ball, right?
He's not falling down on a little touch like that. You're flopping at that point
Is it a bad pass understand this right?
Second mistake this should is if he sees
That there's look at this. There's no defenders helping him
They have one defender
They have one defendant look at this and he's jogging you are way too out of place
That's all that's what I'm seeing with like like small details. You know I'm saying like really small details, right?
Where he can come down and meet the ball right boom
he should already see everything pass right back if you see there's no defender
pass right back pass right back to the keeper he passed out to right here but
this guy should already kind of be here spaced out yes but kind of helping him
this guy should also be down here a little bit you know so it's like it's just
a really bad situation but like this defender got a note to pass back goalie
gotta know to pad to not pass to him if he knows his his feet this guy got a
meaning more this guy means it's just like batting back in general you know
mean we have tall defenders we also have good feet so it's like I'm not
worried about this all worried about this pass in general
still get a penalty kick here with their next court next one that they win
You can push her from them. You can push her.
All about finish.
You think Amir is the best friend in the league? It doesn't matter.
I
Saw it any best possible way to put it back in my trip in this entire time or
Is it kind of crazy that they keep a lot of people keep missing these penalties? I
Think it's such a simple cycle such simple shot
I know his nerves of course is every nurse thousand percent
But like of course it's pressure, but I feel like it should be a goal
nine out of ten times
Now is it a smaller goal a thousand percent is it faster than when you watch that a thousand percent, right, but
Let's see so right here they're playing a what what is that a two one two or something that a three three two
Oh, they're definitely playing 2 on 2 with 10 in the middle, huh?
Okay, so 10 is definitely their controller.
Bad defense.
I mean, I mean, just for like, like, mentally, just like the worst defense I've ever seen
in my life.
Like, I've ever seen in my life.
side and the best possible way to put it down here for Super Ninos, a little cheaply skilled.
Look at this. This guy's already wide open.
What is, okay. There. It's hard to, it's hard to like to look at it and know what is gonna
bad here from super news because both is playing such bad defense we are good at
defense but bad in offense I think so it's like not bad but you know defense
is definitely our strong part so like I don't know we'll see how we I don't think
they've matched up against any good defenders I'm gonna so you know they
can be top of the league we also gotta understand that we only play two games
each right so you know it's kind of hard to even decide who's good and who's bad
The ball! And there it is!
simulator that puts this one to bed.
Basik!
He let's that as an assist to his HATRIC.
Slid in easily.
He's on a log card.
There.
I'm gonna be a nice walking.
I'm cracking my hands.
That's awesome.
Alright, alright, I'm not worried.
I'm not worried.
I'm not worried.
I'm not gonna go into it with any less drive and fire
than the other games.
every game is a every game is a another another opportunity to to work hard and I think I think
really like we've really got this I'm be honest I really really do got this bro I do
so it's not calling I literally have my phone right here what do you mean
Oh
You would hear it. Oh discord call. Let's go discord. Yeah, come on. Come on. Topes. Oh
Actually wait
So one sec because I don't know fun because this computer. I don't know if I'm lying into this
I'm not hold on
Hold on hold on hold on tops
Give me a little second here. Give me a little second here, man
I'm asking about the charity match a little bit low key not a bad shout a not a bad shout here
okay um one second one second one second that's I can't log in one second give me a second give me
I'm going to give you a second.
I'm going to make it out.
Get it.
So, you just need to look up.
I'll just follow it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, three.
Oh, three.
Oh, not bad.
Oh, three.
I have to go to the toilet.
I have to go to the toilet.
Anna, I have to go to the toilet.
Check your ID.
Where are you?
They are in me for what?
They are in me.
Okay, well my phone is charging my phone is charging my phone is charging. Oh, I got I got I got I got I got ya
for discord Toby he doesn't have you in discord I swear he does
I
Want to go first I got to log into my discord. I'm sorry
Sorry boys, sorry
But that's the when it comes to football. I'm a bit of a bug, bro
I know my shit
I think when it comes to actually playing it, but I don't watch as much football anymore
So when it comes to actual players and stuff like that in teams, I'm not as like you know I'm saying I'm not ass
As like tuned in you know, I mean
He has a lacy not you okay, but I
got I got a I got a I don't know
how do I lock in again to like
account because Jews like them is
his dumb ass shit right like out
one sex candy code told my bad
tell Toby give me a second give me
a second
Okay, got it. All right, I'm gonna add them real quick. Yeah, talk to them and right now
talk to them. I don't have it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I swear I had it. Bro. Maybe I don't
I
You already is broke do it. Yeah, fuck you to America. Yeah, fuck
You literally had
I'm calling
Sorry, that's the word is the word bodies bodies not bad not bad times
I'm not.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Give me enough.
It is stole, stole.
Oh, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Area!
What up, boy?
Silly bro. Hold on. They can't they can't hear you now. Hold on. Say I can hear him
Hold on video voice speaker
Is it this one chat tell us what is it? What is it?
Two.
Wait, try not to hold?
Bro.
Joe!
Help me!
What's in it?
Draw.
Help me.
I can't hear it talking on Discord.
What you mean?
I can't hear it.
Like, did you hear it?
I can't hear it.
I can't hear it.
I can't hear it.
I can't hear it.
I can't hear it.
I can't hear it.
I can't hear it.
I can't hear it.
I can't hear him. I can hear him, but they can't hear him.
Yeah, because I turned that feature off because you wouldn't see what was in the same room.
Oh, really? Really?
Wait, Tobi, can you hear me at all?
What are you doing?
I can't even hear Tobi now, bro.
I'm not just the same as everything I've seen on TV.
I like to work on top of me with all my cross. I don't know. Okay. Can you hear that? Can you hear him?
you hear him? So we talk about it? No, no, no, no.
Wait, Jackie, are you? Wait, are you able to hear your stream? Because the square
I'll just have to change. Yeah. Okay. That means I see changes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, and full cam. Oh, where's full cam, Marlon? What the fuck? Why don't I just tweak out?
Oh
Mm-hmm
Wait, I want to get out of here
One sec I won't say do it once they go
the
the
the
the view okay what's good boy was good boy how you feeling I'm good man how are
you chilling bro I'm doing the summertime bro it's my first time I feel
like I'm moving this for I'm only capping it seven days it's not like a
crazy thing but I've never even done like a two-day sub before yeah yeah so
What's that? So are you like are you are you going to run? I don't say two or not really yeah, I'm gonna do I a rober
Terrified I'm absolutely terrified. This is your first day
This is my first we literally just started like what how many hours ago three four hours ago hold now
You got that rose easy, but like I mean shit. It's the department like you know, do you show your home and stuff? And I really
I'm gonna show them certain bits. I'm not showing the whole thing for security. You know, yeah
I'm saying I'm gonna have my office. I've got two sides to my office
And then I might take them to the gym tomorrow and then maybe the kitchen if I do like a cooking thing
Other than that, what about like what about like sleeping?
I'm sleeping on stream, bro
Mattress I wanted to get like a sofa bed. I've got a black mattress. I'm gonna put that's fine. That's fine. Yeah
Damn, even it's something thought that's crazy. Oh, yeah, everybody goes stuff to me, but come on
One day and four hours left right now because I hit the target. So I see I can do this. This is like yeah
It's like how are you chilling bro? I'm bobbing. I mean shit. I'm a lot. I'm doing like 70 to our fans right now some love
Starving bro. I'm just like cleanse my body. I don't know. I just mean you're like shit. So I feel like yes
You get like we said it
Yeah, you need to be ready for
You need to be ready for
I'm ready
That's all something that said you got like a little knee injury
That's fine. Whatever you know, it's all good. I don't play with me. No, no, no, no, no, no
Because we got we got we got a
Oh, yeah
I can't let them have that one. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, wait, so you're not the team, right?
I'm on your team. No, you're not. Is it?
I'm on your team. Are you actually? No, you are my team. Oh
Wait, what is also afraid I'm going against you Bob. I'm with you. No, we're gonna link up. Just oh
That's a light now, man
We go across Simon evening JJ. I was something I was thinking about you. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean we are also also also James for the only one I worry about is engine and do the Simon
No, we got that bro. I'm telling you we got that me you who Chris and D
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna cook don't worry. I wanted to ask you yeah about your current boiler league experience
What's it like? I want to pull up
I'm both the state
Yeah, you should go I
Want to pull up?
How about you tell me about yours first? Oh
Bro, I cool. Yeah
Cuz you got stocks and you're building it for like how long how long is it about this is my third season now?
It's my first season we started off. We started off a little bit shaky
and then we got some good results yeah and
then
From like the halfway point of the season to the end of that season it was just
Really?
Yeah, that we just tanked it like at the start. We were looking like we were gonna get that top four and
And then we just tanked it and then since then ripped out the heart of the team tried to rebuild again second season
Even worse, bro. What'd you finish?
rock bottom
Dead last bro dead last dead last. Oh my god
I know so no second second season or first season second season first season we finished. I think six
Now that hasn't dead last
But no, no, but first season to be fair, yeah, they screwed us over.
How they screwed us over because we needed a win on the last day of the season to get
top four.
And one of my players, they kicked the ball before the buzzer goes and they score.
I remember seeing that.
I remember seeing that.
Yeah.
I remember seeing that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is whatever, but this season we had a difficult start as well.
season we got two draws but we are in like the fourth game or something like
that is it we got a fourth game on Monday we need to win we need to win
otherwise we're cooked okay so you have less teams I'm pretty sure no there's
the opposite we have less teams how many teams are you got we might have less
leave what we got in the chair like 10 if you got 10 you got less we got 12 or do
have 12 I think we have 10 we have 10 yeah we have 10 yeah and you played you
don't have any game weeks so far to to and and what what anyone else to know
you're to another to know bro what let me bring up this table welcome we were
certainly yeah certainly but that we just did the first and second just have
bigger go difference than your goal difference yeah you got fat have you got
the same game changes as us and stuff.
Oh yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
But bro, I will tell you this though, like, US season,
in terms of not trying to show more players,
but like, it's such a big difference, though.
I genuinely think that most teams,
except for Mon Quijín, should I say,
would get smoked in the UK league, to be honest.
Really?
I mean, it kind of makes sense because of the players, you know.
You look to and oh comfy
Hey, I'm saying who have you played so far. We played you say both team and we played
West coast team
Hey
What's you saying about that bro cool?
Let's you never met one. I think I met him once bro
He's one hell of a thing, but I know where that is. I seen him, bro
I used to really watch like he's a legend all like every single you know I'm say every really side
Yeah, it was wild. I'm not gonna lie. He's like hugging me shit
We're gonna have to the game going into gets each other, but it was it was wild as well. That's crazy man
Yeah, he's a he's a sick guy like that's that's the fastest man ever in sick
That's crazy, so what's so awesome advice you would give me books right now. I mean, we're doing good
I really enjoy like enjoy doing it. I'm super like passionate about it only being like a lot of managers here
They're not really passionate about it at all because they're not into football in general like because it's in America
So it's like you know, I say like me speed it probably excuse see
That's like super into it. We're not doing this coming tomorrow. We're just fucking sick
Oh, that's an I need to meet my never met him bro. I like to be my favorite player of all times. It's fucking crazy
Yeah
Are you sure you want advice from me break? I finished work bottom, and I think we're bottom right now
Well, I just like okay. What about just like advice from like, you know like just like being in it and I want to kind of
What you not do okay. Give me that what's enough to them. You know, Jen what to not do yeah
Don't get too
Emotionally attached to players
Okay, like sometimes you're gonna have to cut players off really. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Like if a player's not if a player's not doing the job for you at the end of the day
It's ruthless like other teams have players that are doing the job
So you need to make sure that you're competing with them. Yeah, and I feel like I spent a lot of season one and two
Trying to give players who weren't cutting it the chance I gave them too many opportunities
That's because I know what it's like on the flip side of things being a player
Yeah, not really getting given a chance
I tried to give everyone a chance and that kind of bit me in the ass really so I would say don't get too emotionally
Attached let them know that like obviously your core guy, but at the end of the day football is football and you got
No, you got to do for results. That's true. Yeah
But also because there will be a transfer market, right?
Yeah, the transfer window is gonna go crazy. Also. Yeah, listen
None of these guys have loyalty like the players are gonna go when they want to go
very few of them have loyalty so let me ask them real quick
So I know there's a huge you know I'm saying huge thing happening that you keep
all you know Simon left and she liked that right yeah yeah yeah yeah I know the
reason but like apart from that so they release all players is that true who
released all players like it was a transfer market where everybody's got
released into the market oh yeah at the end of the transfer that's what it was
right everyone can everyone can basically choose where they want to go
anywhere correct right like anyway yeah yeah so that means that you can have my
My whole team can be like this now and then next season got really I make the next season. It'll just be like a
Full different team like everybody go anyway. It could be. Oh, wow
I could be wow it could be but it's up to you to to strike a deal with like your current players and be like listen I
Love you season one. I'd love to have you season two
Yeah
And get them to stay on board now if they're getting offers from elsewhere that are too good to be true
People are doing a little but that's what I'm saying again. It's now people start you learn the table
It's like that yeah
like certain people
Certain people their team is for the players
That are on certain tears
But really when you look at them there are like a tier one players
I was like, okay, Alfred, you tell one, why have you gone over there and taken to a free
And that makes no sense really right?
Because technically if we just go over tears, it would never make sense to take a tier one to three deal over to one deal ever
Yeah, so ready. So some someone's making sense, but it's not making sense. Yeah
But yeah, it's one of them ones man, it's one of them ones
Okay, I
Think I think if you just keep doing what you're doing right now, you'll be good. Yeah
Have multiple tactics as well
Like you can't just have one thing that works for you because a team is gonna figure you out and then you need a backup plan
It's like any sport basically. Yeah, yeah
Multiple ways to score goals and the game changes that are most important part of the game. It is right now. I figured I figured now
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like if you can be solid in the game and not concede goals and then score in the game changes
That's what um, that's what sharkies look to you. That's the only they're not the greatest in actual games
But they work well as a unit. They're solid and then in game changes
They're just they one of the best in game changers for sure because I was about to say so he he's doing good decision as well
Right already. Yeah, he's second right now free wins from three. Who's first?
JJ's team the man city of the league
I
Charge is coming soon. Don't worry, bro
Yeah, no, but his team are good his team are stacked. They play so well together. It's actually quite scary down
But if I look at their schools right now, they've won
Where's there? Where's their results for?
Money talks, bro. Money fucking time. I'm telling you, bro. They've won all their games so comfortably
Game week one, they won seven free, game week two, they won eight free, game week three,
they won six two.
Oh, they're slights, they're like, it's not anyone going to be in the top three, that's
insane.
Yeah, that's insane.
Yeah, they're moving nuts, so they're going to be a scary one to face, man.
Yeah, I hope you smash it out there and I hope you're locking in ready for the charity
match.
I'm locking in, bro.
I feel as you think since obviously been everything in one of course. It's it like it's it even okay
You we play the guitar match, right?
Is there a huge difference in people actually competing in the charity match compared to like the guitar match that makes sense
I think you'll find it easier than the guitar match. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, because Qatar match. Yeah, there's actually players
You've got X pros and you got managers not even forget their ability level just in terms of mentality
They don't like to lose so they're actually going into compete regardless. Yeah, did you get me? Yeah, whereas here
Everyone wants to win, but they don't have that same like facts
They're not gonna they're not it's not gonna bug them at night if they don't win
Yeah, and I'm talking about they don't have the same like level of technical ability as well, right? So it's a lot easier
I think you're gonna have a lot more fun
Um, the UK crowd is you're gonna love the UK crowd. It's gonna be crazy. I told him to us
90,000
Well, I thought you know, I thought Katara question on walk down couldn't believe it. I just didn't believe her
I looked around I said, this is this is like this insane. I have goosebumps 90,000 that's double trip almost
No, for like my favorite one of my favorite things about the charity match
is getting to share experience with new people and seeing them experience it for the first time
But I get goosebumps every time still like this is a dream for me like I play football my whole life
I would have dreamed about playing at Wembley. That's obviously my life thing
But I'm getting to experience it in another way and then when I see like people come to Wembley for the first time
and experience that it's like
And like you look at like a new person going in there like I know what he's experienced
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the UK girls are gonna be screaming for you
But you know, it's crazy to I told my chat like this inside season by the way, I think it was fucking fire
I think we're so good. Yeah, like I really I liked it so much and I think
Leading up to that now even like that being the obviously number one that you kill Netflix
So I think there's definitely a little bit of a new audience that probably see me like maybe like older or whatever
So they give you that push from inside plus all the time everything else me like it'd be so close to that now charity match
I think would go so crazy like
It's gonna do nuts man. It's gonna go so nuts. How how early do you know how early you're coming out here? Yeah
You'd be there at the 14th
14 okay, are you trying to do any content when you get out here for sure? I'll talk to Simon a little bit
I want I'm gonna see if you're up for it too like that. We should definitely even stream you can be there whatever it is
You know me. Yeah, and I shout me for sure as soon as you know, just let me know and we'll sort of now
Let's do it bro. All right, bro. I'm gonna get back to history and three brother. Yes, sir. It does bro
I love and shot W. Love you. W. W. I don't buy
That'd be toast man, they'd be fucking toast and chat, bro
That be told me to chat. That be told to chat. Do this first sub a throw, bro
Do this first sub a throw man. That's W man. Love toes, bro. Like his energy is very calm. He's
Very just you know saying
Just like me I'm giving I'm gonna give him this fat red after two, but it's fat race fat 30,000 rate, bro
Um
But all of you side bro. I'm super um, bro. I'm so excited like I'm literally so fucking excited for
For upcoming stuff probably and especially keep going with the ball league especially cherry match like I
Not kidding. I bet it. I'm not even so such a well
I really think about it like every single day. I think about it every single day and this reminds me. I'll be honest
um
It has fully
Like fully fully fully crushed me bro. I'm goddess fully crushed me. I'm and I'm trying to like to just stay positive
I really am but like I'm not trying to be sissy boy. I'm not trying to be
Not trying to be anything like it. I'm saying like I always do when I'm trolls female
I'll bra my shoulder whatever like like it's actually I've torn something in my knee and I'm really scared of going to the MRI
Because on the x-ray they could only see that something was torn, but they just couldn't tell me what it was
that's what MRI does. So I'm getting one in Houston on Friday because we're
flying there Friday and then we're streaming Saturday and Sunday with like
you know, we do not show a cinema sketch in Maya. But on Friday, Friday, I couldn't
even wait to get back to LA. Like I need it now. I need to do now like ASAP. So I
pray, I pray to God that it's not something serious. I mean like like
started for anything like that but like today I landed like just all my on my left foot and like
I literally fully collapsed like my needs gave out so I'm not trying to run on it I'm not trying
to even do any sports until then I'm just gonna be in the gym and doing like rehab as much as
much as I can because only like two weeks left three two weeks left to but two to the game
two three weeks like literally so I'm gonna check it as quick as I can I'm not gonna play a lot of
sports on stream you will not see me that I won't know about it I'm telling you that right now
I'm not going to risk it for literally one of my dreams is forever
But regardless I'm gonna tell you I will play on it like no matter what like literally no matter what I can
Like you will see me limp off that fucking field
Pitch and never see me walk again. I'm not kidding. I will play on that
Like I will really play this so you I will play regardless. I just obviously want to be I
Obviously want to be healthy like regardless in a means so
But yeah, chat, I'm gonna end right here, bro.
I am, I mean, you can probably tell my energy.
How's it been today?
Again, wasn't really supposed to stream.
Just still got like a five hour stream in
and you know, some good shit, bro.
Some good talks with the community.
My community haven't done in a while.
We've been having fucking banging streams.
I'm on like almost the 70 hour mark on a fast.
I know that's my one choice.
I'm not complaining.
I know you're just saying I'm tired.
But I love you all, man.
Thank you all for a really good stream,
a really good few days in, in,
or at least marathon, really few good days.
Tomorrow is ball league, so please make sure you pull up.
It's gonna be at 5.45.
I'm gonna be the first game tomorrow.
Then we're gonna stay and watch
the rest of the games as well.
So probably gonna go live like an hour and a half,
two hours before game time, you know,
chill with community, relax for a little bit.
just chill maybe like a power before honestly and then get straight into fucking game time
bro like I said first game I'm used to it being dark outside almost being the last game
I hope they're still a big crowd if you live in Miami fucking pull up bro and yeah but
we're gonna wait Toby he's doing his first sub to thong so everybody go spend W's let
him know you from M3 give him some devils in the chat we'll do some subs love y'all
almost hit 9 almost at 10,000 subs bro pull up tomorrow then after that it's in Texas
Friday's gonna be my only day off. I mean I haven't taken a day off now and I don't know how long so
When you keep pushing keep it going. I love that boys. Thank you for this dream and yeah, man
It's like that motherfucking intro man. I love that boys and three two
The streamer the streamer word goes to Marley
Easy, you know it's been a long year I just want to start by
Thanking God, he kept me grounded, kept my faith.
Shout out to M3Ski, my community, I wouldn't be without y'all.
I want to say the last thing, my bad.
There's a lot of doubters, a lot of haters always.
Always going to talk, but they're not the ones standing on this stage.
So, praises y'all man, thank y'all.
I don't find it
If I told you
You'd know how to go
And they'd have told it to you
Cause I would anyways
We end up like always
You know me, you'd better show me
That you could sign into my face
Cause you know we're the same
There's worse things I can't do