I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I can hear you.
audio all good okay take it again take it again take that about about chats like
this too it's like they freak out if something's wrong oh yeah it's I'm so
scared hello sorry about that check your ears guys or no wow holy was good
chat why is Maya not live yeah why you're not live I tell him tell you
I never go live for these collabs because I want the goal of these should I just give the whole spiel actually
You know what we're a my today chat and she's hosting us so take the floor. You know you tell them go ahead. Yeah
Hello everybody. Hello. Welcome to the stream. My name is Maya
I'm the founder and executive director of alveas. Thanks Roy, which is where we are right now
We're in Austin, Texas, and we rescue animals from all over the place height difference crazy. I know
So we rescue animals from all over the place, and then I do conservation education.
Part of this non-profit is I host creators, so they come out here, I introduce them to
all the animals, and the point of that is that I can teach a whole new audience about
the animals that I already have.
Right?
So the goal is that it's on their channel.
I get to teach you guys about the animals, the same animals that have been here, but
I'm introducing them to you, so I don't want to be live on.
That's so sick.
Yeah.
Thank you so much for the subs.
Pretty much the reason.
Thank you.
Also I wanna say is right now,
there is a donation link for all M3 right now in the chat.
That's here.
There's an amazing cause.
Please go show us love, go show us support.
You know what I'm saying?
So it should be,
where it should be, it's like right below us, right?
Yeah, there's a purple button.
On screen maybe the little purple button
we'll put it in the chat too.
So if y'all want to please donate so love.
But yeah, we're here today.
I'm excited.
He's scared.
Before we started, he was like,
I'm so nervous.
Yo, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I know what you're gonna bring in, I know what this is about to be about, you know what I mean?
I just know she has a bunch of animals and dangerous species.
What are you afraid of?
Uh, like, pigeons, and like, uh...
What is up with that?
Well, I just don't like birds, like, they just flap around, and it's like...
Okay, we're really bird heavy.
We have, I'm serious. We have a lot of birds.
Here.
Thank you for the $50 donation!
There we go.
Yo, why put his son for?
Why put his son for?
Yeah, holy, I know I'm like 6'8", 6'9".
She's like, maybe like 4'9", 4'11".
I'm like 6'5".
Okay.
I got a wingspan like one banana.
Really?
Sure, right now.
Sure, wingspan right now.
Yeah, go ahead.
It's not bad actually.
Thank you.
You should see my vertical.
What is it?
38, 40?
No?
Yeah, give me another one.
35.
I'm excited though.
I don't know what you're about to bring out
and that's what I'm worried about.
You know what I mean?
Like what am I about to do?
Am I about to be like blindfolded doing this?
Am I right?
Yes, I will blindfold you.
All right, thank you.
Yeah, I haven't done that.
Yes, I will blindfold you.
So we're gonna start in here, welcome to the studio.
Okay.
I'm gonna bring animals in here.
I'm gonna introduce you to the animals.
I'm gonna introduce you to like some bugs.
And then we're gonna go outside.
Okay.
And then we're gonna meet some other animals.
Actually, today is a very, very special collab
because we just did a brand new rescue.
Last week, last week, we rescued a serval.
Do you know what that is?
A what?
A serval.
Okay, I didn't-
It's a serval.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
It's chill, chill, chill.
I'm standing like, oh, I'm just getting my clothes.
You guys warned me about that type of stuff,
you know what I mean?
So we rescued a serval last week.
Brand new survival animal, okay.
That's what I called it, a serval.
Okay, this is what a serval is.
Oh, that's sick!
Yeah, yeah, Chad.
this is a servo. Wait, what? This is a servo? Ta-da! Where do you even like rescue that at?
I don't know. That's a servo? Well, that's actually sick. So, on the first one, did you see it? Yes.
So, we rescued him last week. Somebody bought him, some dude bought him at a flea market,
like near the border and wanted to have him as a pet and it didn't work out, obviously,
because you can't have one of those as a pet.
And so we went and rescued him last week.
So this will be the first time that a collaborator meets him.
And so we're gonna test it out today and see how it goes.
But I'll give you all the rules for that later.
Thank you so much for your donations.
We are non-profit, so we rescue animals
and we do conservation education.
All of your donations go to helping us do that.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, Mike, can you like tell my chat?
Obviously most of them, no, I'm not gonna lie.
But can you just like tell them what you do here?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
You want it? You want it?
Actually, cause I wanted to ask you this too. You want to know how I started through mine?
Yes, please. I want to actually know everything. I'm a shower, no? Yeah.
So, how did you start through mine?
Someone just said I look like one popcorn. What the hell does that mean?
Well, it's funny, man.
So, you think that's funny?
No, no, it's not funny at all.
But, it's a one popcorn and that means that I gotta be like...
I gotta be like a whole bowl of popcorn and some shit. You know what I mean?
Okay, okay.
Um, so I started streaming in 2019 in college because I wanted to make extra money.
Okay.
Simple as that.
Yeah.
And so I was a zookeeper at the time though.
That was my job, right?
Before I started streaming.
My actual, just actual work.
Yeah.
In college.
It was my college job.
And then I was a falconer too, you know, about this.
Yes.
So I was playing Birds of Grey.
And I brought out this, this hawk that I was rehabbing one day on stream and
a clip of that got put on Reddit and it like started going crazy on Reddit.
So I grew on Reddit.
And like a positive way?
I was good?
Yeah, I mean it's Reddit.
Yeah, I'm going to say yeah, I was positive.
It was good.
And it was Reddit.
And so that's how.
And then because I was reaching for people with the talk
that I started, letting me bring animals like parrots
and reptiles home to present them to my stream, right?
So my zoo job, are we lagging?
True back.
my zoo job
uh... was so i'll put on the supply of the kind like this right and i go to
schools and i teach kids about animals
but then on stream i was doing that but i was doing it like this like virtually
so i don't have to bring the animal and i don't know kids like screaming at them
and all that
like this is the same house through stream okay so i was like wait this is the
same job but i'm reaching way more people in way more places but i don't
have to bring the animal
uh... so that was the start thousand twenty nineteen and i found it this
place in twenty one
so now we do just that we're not open to the public we rescue animals and i
teach people about them
through the street
so so i could and for a first i thought is that people could come and i
you know see like not like a seal almost black that's like a scarce animals
on so that's that's just keep doing it
so how did you how did you start
uh... well
started out
good old tiktok
twenty twenty okay what were you doing on tiktok
you know i was like
take care animals
What are you doing on TikTok?
No, I was, um, happy Easter, by the way.
Happy Easter, I'm just gonna say that.
Happy Easter, God bless y'all.
Happy Easter.
You were thirst-trapping on TikTok.
Yeah.
Did you start it?
Why are you so shocked at that?
Like, oh my gosh.
Wow.
Don't act like you've never put out a thirst trap
on TikTok, 2020.
Yes, you have.
I don't.
You never, you've never done it.
I'm not really thirst-trapping on TikTok.
OK, OK, be honest.
Have you ever, have you ever had any drafts
Like if I open a tiktok right now is there any draft in there you lip-sign it to a song moving
All my drafts are with Rage's dog. I
Didn't see the one with cream by the way
Yo cream is so clean. Oh my god. I love him. Okay, so you you were thirst trapping on tiktok
I went to tiktok and then went to college to play basketball
Came back home cuz it cold
You do not pay basketball
I'm so sick of everybody that doesn't think I play basketball
I'm don't make me pull up highlights on a serious stream like this. Do it. I'm so
Pull up right now space pull it right now. Most recent video
This is not what the stream is for but you're actually this no it is it is it is
Yeah, everybody stand by please everybody stand by she you're not a baller. I'm I can't stand any of you
You're not a baller. My is not a hooper
All brothers just like some life cut up bullshit like yeah, these are my highlights, bro
So you played one one one I played I won't be one aim high I won't be one rage and I played pick up we played force
Is the only one off with on my team with points on how many points that I
Shut out aim high five nothing
I don't want to.
Swear! Swear! Watch the boxes!
Gotta see it, if you run out.
Oh, production!
Wow, what?
Okay, good luck.
Okay, good pass, good pass.
This is me and Aimee High's home, V1.
Oh
Okay, okay, let's be honest like a shot as you be honest here. Yeah
You know
My shame
Like I'll get out of here like get out of here
You know what I mean, and then I also beat rage and two 1v1s that day. Okay, so let's run the 1v1. Okay. Okay
Okay, yeah. Anyway, so we started streaming started streaming and then the past yeah past like y'all starting Sweden as well
I don't know if you knew that
Oh, okay. Yeah, so started there and then you got my visa I went out here like a year a couple months now ago
And then she kind of took off from there. That's what's gonna happen in Berlin. Wow
Yeah, okay, cool. Well now somehow we're both here. Yeah, I know they're saying sure we're gonna meet some animals today
Are you ready?
Are you excited? Yeah, I'm super excited wall gloves and everything
Oh, I feel like I'm like a doctor's office or something like that
So you're gonna put on two gloves. I'm gonna bring out the first animal chat. We're just gonna we're just gonna get into this
Okay, well watch want to tell you my book with like in for my I speak with as much as probably somebody in there
You know probably a lot of y'all I am a
I'm very respectful when it comes to both women and animals.
So yeah, both the feminist and animal lover and yeah, I mean, you've seen I had a, I had
a, yeah.
Why are you doing this speech right now?
Like what is going on?
Wait, and I took care of obviously my little rock, what's it called again?
Magentally?
Yeah, you remember, Genally.
Well, slow down.
You heard it.
Oh, you're so insane for bringing that up
because y'all pissed me off.
What do you mean?
Where are they?
They are in the super safe space.
Like super safe.
Who has them?
Say it.
Piss me off.
But why?
Both of y'all pissed me off.
What do we do?
Because this is what you guys do.
Faceboys call me.
Oh my God.
Faceboys call me.
They FaceTime me.
Maya, I found this bird.
Maya, I see this bug.
What is it?
Maya, I want to get this.
Maya, I want to get a dog.
Maya, I want to get a monkey.
I want to get a monkey.
Maya, I want to get a monkey.
So am I there, yeah.
It's so annoying and then they call me,
Lacey's called me how many times saying
I wanna get this pet and I tell him every time
do not get a pet.
The only thing that I will say is fine for you to get
is a moss ball, right?
So then-
What the fuck is a moss ball?
It's a ball of living moss, you can buy them at like-
I didn't know what moss is, what is moss?
You know what moss is, it's a plant.
What, the green stuff?
Yes, the green stuff, oh my God,
this is gonna be a long day.
Okay, so Lacey bought a Mossball and then they went and you guys went and bought Geckos
Yeah Geckos, exactly
Which I said, you better take care of those two Geckos so well for the duration of their
lives because you know you guys have the resources to do a damn good job
No I did, yeah, exactly
And take care of them and commit to them for the duration of their lives
And you guys both said yes we'll do that
Indeed
And where are they now?
They are in a different house
In a different house
Listen, I don't understand
Look at the camera, do me a favor, swap over to this camera, look at this camera
and looking at this camera and say I will never impulsively get another pet again
and I will be a good example to my viewers
about responsible pet ownership. Go ahead.
Ew!
It's so sour! It's so sour!
Wait, what am I saying? I gotta apologize for not getting a pet.
Alright, fair enough. You can just repeat after me. Ready?
I will never impulsively get another pet again.
I will never impulsively get a pet again.
And I will be a good responsible example for you guys.
And I will be a good responsible example to all my ladies and men out there.
About responsible pet ownership.
Yo, yo, yo, I said it!
God damn it!
Shit!
Do not get pecs without doing proper research.
Do not get pecs unless you are sure
that you'll commit to them for their entire lives.
Indeed, it pays not to be played with, honestly.
Seriously, guys.
Yo, stop saying good boy.
I'm not a good boy, all right?
I'm a man, I'm a grown-ass man.
All right?
Ha ha ha.
Dang it, like, man, I wouldn't have access to everything.
I'm a 6'6", school's 25, except, fuck that.
Okay, my question here. Yeah, what? Uh? Any bigger size? Like, you know, do your gloves
not fit? No, I mean, I try one more day. No one, but hold on. Give me a second. Give
Give me a second, give me a second, give me a second.
Chad also happy Easter.
Hope you're all here and enjoying the stream.
I'm super thankful for Maya and her team
for having me here, you know what I'm saying?
All jokes aside, this is gonna be a very,
I think, humble and cool stream
to see all these animals and see what she's accomplished.
So happy Easter, man.
It's a great day today, great day today.
Okay, straight up, okay, all right.
Animal number one.
Oh gosh, oh my, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, Maya.
This is Georgie.
Are you kidding me?
You're kidding.
This is Georgie.
Stop saying Lacey.
He doesn't look like Lacey.
Georgie, everybody, this is an African bullfrog.
African bullfrog.
OK, just straight to it.
Yeah, just keep his back legs like.
Like a little tight thing.
Yeah, put your palms kind of together.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
So, this is Georgie, so nice.
Oh my God, Georgie.
He probably likes your hands, actually, because you have bigger hands.
Bro, I love Georgie.
That's so nice.
Wait, he's so squishy.
Yeah, he's kind of like a water balloon.
Oh my God, look at that.
Again, toys, ah, animals, not toys.
Okay, animals.
Yes, animals, not toys.
Very good.
So, this is Georgie.
He's an African bullfrog.
This is the second largest species of frog in the world.
Oh my God.
So yeah, he's pretty big.
Do you know why we're wearing gloves right now?
Well, because we don't want to get any bacteria onto them, right?
From the outside?
Mm-hmm.
Clot that T.
Yeah.
So, George is an amphibian.
Do you know what an amphibian is?
I do not.
Okay.
Yo, you got to speak English in my second language here.
Okay.
I got to go.
Okay.
Josh, feel free to ask whatever questions you have.
Yeah, please ask whatever questions you want.
I'm not sped.
Molly can ask questions as well.
So an amphibian, George is an amphibian, one of the marks of an amphibian is that they
have semi-permeable skin.
He doesn't really smell like anything dizzy.
So they have semi-permeable skin, which means they can soak things up through his
skin.
That's so cool, because in the wild they'll bury themselves for like 10 months at a
time.
Why?
So they'll bury themselves underground when it's not the wet season.
and then they can absorb oxygen through their skin.
Incredible adaptation, right?
But it also is tough for them in this human-run world
because pollutants can soak up through their skin.
So whatever Marlon has on his hands,
I don't know, whatever's on his hands,
could be soaked up through Georgie's skin.
So wait, so if I held it with my bare hands,
it would be soaked up whatever I would have on my hands.
Yes.
Oh my God.
Yes, very good, Marlon.
Okay, all right, so he's very um, he's very good in the wild
right?
Yeah, damn.
What is spedding?
Uh, don't worry about spedding, it means like, like handsome,
they like call me handsome on the phone.
No, it means like, we're sorry that, anyways.
Sorry about that, yes, sorry, yes, yes, yes ma'am, yes ma'am,
yes ma'am, yep.
Yes ma'am, yes ma'am, yes ma'am, yep.
But yeah, this is, damn, so how'd you come up with the names?
How'd, Georgie?
You know?
Oh, oh, oh, because people, when we got Georgie in 2021,
they said he looked like Poke-Auls,
and his name is Georgie.
Oh my God, look how big he is.
Yeah, he's a big guy.
So would he like, do all, so he's a frog?
He's a frog.
So does he like jump like if I let it out right now he would jump away. He can jump
He's more like a walk. He'll like walk more than jump. He can jump if he wants to go somewhere. Yeah, he's a pretty big guy.
He's a pretty big dude. Yeah, he's a pretty big dude. Wow, bro, if y'all could feel him sounds weird
But if y'all could feel him like he's very squishy like I don't know if he likes this
But I keep giving him like back massages right here if y'all can see look. Yeah, you probably just don't like it.
I like it.
He doesn't, yeah.
I mean, he probably never felt smooth in his life.
That's a really good stuff to do that.
Okay, yes, I am.
But yeah.
You guys want to see a cool Georgie adaptation?
Yes.
Can we get a zoom in here?
Okay.
Georgie spends a lot of time, he likes being underwater sometimes as well.
And a really cool adaptation that he has for being underwater is he's got this,
these built-in swim goggles.
It's called the Nictitating membrane.
So watch when he closes his eyes.
See that?
Whoa.
the clear eyelid that comes up from the bottom.
What the?
Y'all, y'all see that?
So they kinda act like swim goggles
so he can be underwater and keep debris out of his eyes.
Holy shoosees.
That's a fun fact.
It's a fun fact.
You can swear.
I'm not swearing.
You can swear, it's fine.
Nah, I'm gonna show you how,
by a bit of a,
get him a man and run animals.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, that's a cool fun fact about frogs,
and not so fun fact about frogs.
33% or so of amphibians worldwide are at risk.
One of the reasons is because they're really sensitive to pollutants, right?
We just learned that.
Another reason came from this.
Do you know what this is, Marlon?
Pringes test?
Wow, yeah, that was quick.
Wait, is that actually?
Yeah.
OK.
That's going to look bad now.
Yeah, that was really fast.
I don't got no kids.
I don't got no, like, nobody guessed what this is.
OK, all right.
Sure, yeah.
So that's a pregnancy test.
So this is a pregnancy test?
Yeah.
Do you know how we found out if we were pregnant before we had these?
Uh, I'm pretty sure like you would lay the woman down, you know, and you know,
I don't even know how I'm going with this.
I'll give you a hint on how something to do with the frog.
Wait, what? Oh, the frogs, uh, y'all heard this.
Wait, I have heard this. No, I'm not making it. Okay. Oh,
what is it like that the frog peed on the stick or something like that?
Okay, but like no, okay. No, I haven't heard this at all. No, so the before we had the stick right before these existed
Oh shoot. Ah one of the ways that we would find out if women were pregnant before we had disposable pregnancy tests is we would
We would take women's urine and ship it into a lab, and their urine would be injected into
the backs of African clawed frogs.
Whoa.
Okay.
So it looked like this.
So, sorry, it looked like this, African clawed frogs.
Okay.
What?
What do you mean?
So if the HCG or the pregnancy hormone,
which is what this stick detects for,
if it was in the woman's urine,
it would trigger this frog to lay eggs.
So before we had pregnancy tests,
we would import a bunch of African clawed frogs
into the US.
One of the things that happens
when we import and export wildlife
as we can spread disease.
since it's not to be one of or if not one of one of the origins of the
kitchen fungus
which is like kind of like
it's kinda if it's a pat blitz if in fact the infinite
says that i like me to for it back in the day though
i'm sorry at that is a big over
the
What is your problem?
Yo, Georgie, bro Georgie, look you owe my guy had a glow up
Yo, he was over for like maxing it to the max. I'm not a lot. You know what is my uh?
They start up child just like all babies in the world
And then they like say like that's not that's that's W more you know me like oh and I was Elmore than okay
Wow
Well, yes.
Marlin's not allowed to kiss the frog.
He just has a thing with kissing it.
I don't have a thing. I'm just a baby.
I'm not full. My animals like me for some reason.
Like a lot. I do see his energy right now.
Look.
He's a sit-and-wait predator.
He just doesn't move very much.
Okay.
Can I do like a little smooch on the back?
No.
Okay, it's not.
I'll touch my frog a little bit.
Okay, yeah, it's not sanctuary at all.
Seriously.
Okay.
You can, I'll let you kiss another animal later.
Oh, slow down now. What animal? I'll tell you later. Wow, he's actually, I'm looking at him.
He's cute. Oh, he's actually cute. Yeah, he's freaking awesome. He's awesome.
So, if you guys want to help protect frogs and amphibians worldwide, one thing you can
do is not litter, right? Because trashed uses will get literally all up in frogs.
So that's another reason to not litter. Wait, I like, they swallow either through
through the back there's still some through their skin remember oh wow yes
semi-permeable skin and then also be really responsible if and when you
decide to get a pet yes ma'am always guys of course
seriously and know where that pet comes from okay that's Georgie you can see
Georgie Debbie Georgie yo that's sick chat so look we'll just learn from
Georgie this is what I'm gonna do I'm gonna take over every time Maya steps
out cuz she is the main character okay when she steps out though I'm
I'm coming back in and I'm going to tell you all,
Georgie and Frogs in general, it's not going to be played with.
OK?
You will not litter.
You will not glitter.
You will not do none of that.
You'll be nice to the Frogs.
Take your gloves off, Marley.
All right.
Kind of interrupted me there, Marley.
But yeah, you really, you hit him.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fucking serious, huh?
You serious?
Do I put on new gloves?
No.
Oh, no?
You can just throw them on the floor.
Okay.
Okay, next up.
Don't show them that.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Oh my God, I love that.
Wait, I love that.
I know what that is.
Is, what is that?
You know what this is?
What's this, Chad?
We was, we was, we was speaking between,
oh God, I actually don't know.
That's the dinosaur.
Fun fact, Mike.
I wanna tell you real quick for we get into this, okay?
Don't laugh already, relax, okay?
So, Chad, you make things a little autistic,
whatever, it's fine.
Ow, sorry.
in no words like that.
Dammit.
So actually I'm very big into dinosaurs nowadays.
Really?
I'm like dinosaur TikToks,
like the Netflix I watched like a documentary now,
cause I'm very, I'm very like interested in
how they even came about and where they came from.
And I know this is like close to a dinosaur.
I think this is like cussing of cusses
of cusses of custom ancestors.
Okay, paleontologists?
Yes, exactly.
Yep.
Not me, seriously.
So what is this?
Yeah.
Skink, bro
Would you like to hold him a blue tongue what skink skink? Okay, okay, like so, but
No shot
Why is he like okay?
Just support as much of his body
Your hands. Yeah, I'm doing so this is a lizard. It's a skink SK. I and K
He's close and he's got little claws if you can also put them on the table if you'd rather
I'm just holding a little bit.
So, look at that.
Blue tongue skink.
And he's called the blue tongue skink, why, Chad?
Because he has a blue tongue.
Why do animals have bright colors in the wild?
Bright colors in the wild.
It's because so they prey can see them easily
and just get a munch.
So prey can see them easily and so they want...
No?
Annotation.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, they'll clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
Yeah, chat.
Why do animals have bright colors in the wild?
Chat knows, a lot of them know.
He's peed on me.
No, he didn't.
Poison, venom.
Bright colors in the wild usually signify, don't touch me.
So I poison dark frogs.
Really bright colors.
Doesn't mean like me, right?
She has this bright blue tongue that he sticks out.
Look.
See that?
So quick questions in the right.
Why does he keep, why do they always do,
like they keep sticking the tongue out?
You just got a dry ass mouth or like, what is it?
That's how he smells.
Oh, through his tongue?
Oh wow, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
This is not a poisonous or venomous animal.
It's called Dymatic Display, so he's faking it.
Otherwise, Mylon wouldn't be holding it.
What does that mean by he's faking it though?
He just looks like a poisonous face, really, not at all.
Exactly.
Yeah.
The reason that Toast is here,
He's showing you a good angle right now.
Actually, see how his tail is kind of wonky here?
Yeah, I just see that.
So he was born at a zoo in California.
His brothers and sisters ate his tail off, though.
They bullied him.
So he couldn't live with them anymore.
And that's how Toast ended up here.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
Sorry to tell us about that.
In a better place now, OK?
Do you know what he eats?
Crickets and stuff?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, that's correct.
He would eat crickets.
Well, actually, he doesn't eat crickets.
I felt he needed a win.
He likes worms and other bugs, cockroaches, stuff like that.
But his favorite food in the wild is snails.
How are you at math?
Oh, how am I at math?
That's my child.
I'm great.
I'm like, fully amazing.
You seem like you'd be really good at math.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
So this is a little food chain that we have here, right?
This is a snail.
Say you're a gardener and you don't want snails
in your garden.
So you apply a pesticide.
And then the snail eats that pesticide.
So now that snail has consumed one pesticide.
Right?
Oh, gosh, Maya.
And then, he's OK.
He's just tucking in.
So then Toast comes along.
His favorite food is snails.
So he goes and he eats two snails.
So how many pesticides has Toast now consumed?
What was this?
I was talking about Toast here.
Right.
OK.
So the snail has eaten one pesticide.
Yeah.
And then Toast comes in and eats two snails.
Oh, wow.
So how many pesticides are in Toast?
Three.
So there's two in its own right now.
There's two in its own.
So Toast has eaten two snails, so one, two pesticides.
And then the snake comes along and he eats two lizards.
So how many pesticides does the snake now consume?
Now consumed
He eats two lizards, there's two pesticides per
Oh four. Okay.
Okay, and then a hawk comes along.
Yeah. And the hawk eats two snakes.
Oh my god, that's snakes.
I swear I swear say you're lying.
But I'm trolling in.
I'm trolling in.
Look how many is it.
I'm the actual jet.
Look how many is it.
Brice.
Look.
So look.
I'm doing it.
You gotta understand.
I gotta make you laugh a little bit.
I'm not kidding.
I gotta make you laugh over here, like you don't say we gotta have fun, you know what I mean?
So the, the hot comes in and he eats, he eats two snakes.
Yeah.
So then there's eight pesticides in the hot.
This is a, this is a process called biomagnification.
What does that mean?
This.
So that means that, like it's like, oh I don't know, it's, it's like evolution.
The evolution of, uh, evolution of animals.
No, it's liable.
No, it's not.
It's, it's bio, bio, bio magnification.
Yeah.
is what happens when you so when you apply pesticides to a small animal
it builds up through the food chain
and then it ends up
in animals like birds
you have such a blank
look on your face and i'd be like
i really have never
i don't know how to make this more simple i'm serious
By the way, I can't hold those.
Oh my God, this is a long day, boys.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
The biggest, like, if you try to understand it, it's all good, you know what I mean?
Yes.
The important thing for you guys to know is that when you use chemical pesticides or chemical rat poison, right,
end to side stuff like that. It affects way more levels of the food chain than you may
intend. Because they never go away. It moves up the food chain. Understand?
Okay. So, yeah.
Is that the acoustics in his brain? Must go crazy.
But I tell you, I understand this. When the console, so look. This, this how I felt
when I was in school. I was very into it, but could never really understand it. You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, I'm really, I'm really like.
What is the word that I just taught you?
It was a pescetarian.
Marlon's thought.
Bio?
Um, biophysics.
That is so cute!
Talk to me!
He's doing like a colon capital P right now.
Wait, so how do you-
Oh my gosh, that's so cute. Sorry.
How can you tell if he's like, is he happy right now I think?
Yeah, he's chilling.
If you want to see what toast looks like mad,
space to pull it up on the screen behind you.
Whoa!
That's an angry toast.
That's how big his tongue is?
Holy shit!
Wait, is that actually Toast or is that like his cousin or something?
No, that's just a different... it's a different cousin.
I've never seen Toast do that.
Yo Chad, y'all see the little things on his tongue?
What's that called, Maya?
The what?
The little things on his tongue.
The things on his tongue.
Yeah, like the...
The ruffles?
Yeah.
Like on the side of his tongue?
Alright I'm gonna bring another animal are you ready this is a little bigger you
don't say that we toast bro chat what who do you like the most right now we
probably should say that I we like all animals obviously I'm saying you could
say who you like the most okay check you tell me like as we go by who's the
cutest you know I'm saying like like what y'all think I love you some
toast though you know I'm saying especially I'm gonna tell it on that
Oh, I don't do this shit.
It's like this shit.
Here's our next gal.
This is noodle.
That's noodle?
This is noodle.
Sure, okay.
We're all in today, yep.
Would you like to hold her?
Is this a gal you said?
Yeah.
You should put your hands under there.
So that guy's gonna be slinging around me, okay.
So what?
Yeah, okay. I'm okay. So you weren't scared of any animals. I'm not really you can put her on your neck if you'd like
She's just yeah, sure she'll like it cuz you're tall she likes going high up
Very nice
So this is noodle this is a carpet Python a coastal
Wow! Have you held a snake before?
Oh, wow, she's not giving me back rubbs.
That's nice.
Oh, my God, hey.
Have you held a snake?
Or is this your first time holding a snake?
Have I held a snake before?
Rock, have I?
I'm trying to think fast.
Wow, look at that.
She's a very nice one.
So, Noodle came from a zoo in California as well.
Wait, you know what?
Hold on, let's pose for a picture.
Noodle, hi.
Hi.
Oh
Yay
So new okay from a zoo in California, okay, they thought that she was too aggressive to use for
Education programs. This is actually the zoo that I worked at in college
But she's not she's so chill. I think she was just a really misunderstood really snake snakes in general are very very
Misunderstood how I want to say yeah. Yeah, I thought there are two people are really scared of them
They're like, oh, they're gonna they're gonna wrap around my neck and suffocate me noodle would not wrap around your neck and suffocate you because one
that takes a lot of energy right to
Wrap around something and suffocate it and she knows that she can't eat you noodle could not eat you or me
Noodle eats things like maybe this big max like rats. What are we talking about? Big rats like small rabbits
Stuff like that. So she would not do that sometimes people think snakes are gonna be slimy
Oh, yeah, I was about to say I think I thought that too, but they're like very dry
Yeah, right and they feel real like smooth and honestly, I thought they would be harder in a way
Like she's kind of soft especially like one day on the backside of things chef. Oh, okay. Okay girl
Do you know how snakes grow Marlon squirrel?
How they grow? How they grow? No, please tell me, enlighten me please
Like this
So this is a snake shed.
This was Noodle's, I think this might have been her most recent shed.
So this is how snakes grow, is they shed all of their skin,
ideally in one piece, even to their head.
So this is where her mouth was.
See that's her top and bottom jaw there?
Oh, wow.
Crazy, right?
That's, like, it's insane, actually, seeing that.
Yeah, it's very, like.
How long does that take him?
Uh, they, they, they shed this in a day.
Oh yeah?
Generally yeah.
And how often is that?
It depends on how fast they're growing.
Um, so Noodle shed like,
wow, I don't know, over a dozen times since we've had her in 2021.
Oh damn.
I think.
Hi!
Maybe over 10 times since we've had her.
Jesus.
Um, how does it stay intact like that?
It kinda slips off like you're taking off a, like a...
Okay, Noodle.
Gloves.
I don't think you wanna choke me.
Uh...
She won't choke you.
You sure about that? You see what she's doing?
Yeah, you'll be fine.
Okay.
You look like a natural, actually.
You look pretty comfortable with her.
I like her.
I like her a lot, actually.
She's nice.
So Chad, snake is also one of the species
that I thought about buying, I'll be honest.
But again, you know what I mean?
We don't do that if we don't take care of them.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, exactly.
So we don't do that at all.
That's right.
But you can see, I like it.
Like, I can see myself, you know what I mean?
I got cute cheese.
Yeah, she's awesome.
And you see, she's sticking out her tongue a lot, too.
Yeah.
She also smells with her tongue.
OK, so, OK.
Everyone has, just like toast, they have noses.
Yes.
So then what's their noses for?
Breathing.
That's it.
Yeah.
So they don't smell anything.
No, she breathes air through her nose.
OK.
And she smells with her tongue.
So they'll stick their tongue out.
Could you give me a white screen?
They stick their tongue out, and you guys may know forks.
Snakes have forked tongues, right?
So their tongue is kind of shaking.
I didn't know that.
You didn't know that the snake's tongue looks like that?
No, I know I did.
OK, well, this is what they look like.
There's some new recent studies,
and they found that these points are so sensitive
that if they are tracking like a rat or something
in the wild, right, this is a snake, right?
There's its eyes.
If they're tracking a rat and they catch more scent
particles on this side of their tongue,
they'll veer this way.
Isn't that cool?
That's crazy.
So very, very sensitive smell.
They'll catch particles on their tongue
and then bring them into the special organ on the roof
of their mouth.
It's called the Jacobson's organ.
And that's how they.
Oh, wow.
I have no idea.
Do you notice the next penis looks like?
No.
You want to guess?
Sure.
OK.
Like draw a look.
OK.
What do you think it looks like?
Sure.
Yeah.
What is that?
Okay, alright.
No, okay, sorry, sorry about that.
That's the guy from SpongeBob.
That's what that is.
Right, so, no, that's...
I don't know what that is.
That's a rocket ship from NASA.
The one that was up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, so a snake's penis, actually, it looks like this.
Like a little heart?
Yeah, it's two heads.
Double-headed. It's called a hemi penis.
No way! A double headed penis!
Yeah, I already know.
Wow!
So, quick question here.
I'm so scared.
Oh my gosh. No, no, no.
Quick question here.
Can they two women at the same time there?
With their two-headed snake?
No, no, not really.
No?
Okay.
But they can alternate heads.
Damn.
Like, okay, so there's a...
They'll switch your rules, boys.
A kidnest have...
That's a fair question, Chad.
No, it's not a crazy question.
That's not a crazy question.
The kidnas have a four-headed penis, and they can switch pairs and kind of like skirt a refractory
period because each of the pairs has a different refractory period.
Okay.
Damn.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Cool down, the cool down.
They cool down, they cool down in time, and then they can, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They can like cheat a cool down period.
Oh, they can just switch.
Yeah, yeah.
Ocers then.
Wow, they go double rounds.
Yes.
Right, that, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Noodle. We want to know why you came up with the name Noodle first.
Oh, it's Chatgate for that name.
Chat.
She shaped like a noodle. Yeah.
Oh, snakes kind of shaped like a noodle.
Yeah, so nice, Noodle.
Alright, you did great.
I like snakes. Yeah, not so scary.
I like Noodle's a lot.
I think Noodle's right now is my favorite.
I'm beyond inspired.
She's so beautiful.
So can I ask you a last question with Noodle real quick?
Yeah.
she bite like and if she did would there be poisonous she could she could bite
but she's not a venomous snake so she would not inject any venom so if it
happened to her and that's it how bad would hurt it she's got a bunch of
little like needle like teeth okay a lot of really small teeth would be way
worse game but I like a dog or something oh really I could also bite you
but I wouldn't do that I'm just saying she could bite you ever bit
Yeah, dude, I'm the youngest of four. Are you kidding?
Oh gosh, yeah, I'm in the middle, so sure.
All right, that's noodle.
W noodle, Jack. W noodle, man, seriously.
God, I'm scared. I don't know if I'm more scared of my or the animals at this point.
You know what I mean? Like, um...
No, I'm seeing them in the middle of child.
I'm also a sibling. Actually, I'm five. Not four or five.
I like snakes. I should not buy snake. What do I think? I'd be honest. I probably shouldn't buy snake, huh?
Hopefully I'll learn some stuff, but I'm learning, you know what I mean?
You're learning?
Yes.
Okay, we're gonna, like, switch gears a little bit. You've met some reptiles and you've met some amphibians.
Okay.
Now you're gonna meet some bugs.
Amphibians.
AM, yeah.
Okay.
But now you're gonna meet some bugs
You said that you're not afraid of bugs, but I could see it in your eyes. What does that even mean like I could see that you're scared
Okay, I'm not scared. So before I introduce you to the bugs. We're gonna do a little bit of exposure therapy. Oh
Gosh, it's a blindfold
I think it was like a like an orange sleeve or something a blindfold Maya a blindfold last time was blindfolded
I was like, ah, I'm trying to think.
My last relationship.
But anyways, so I just put this all on.
Yeah, just put it on.
You know?
I'm just freaking blindfolded.
OK.
OK, so you're going to be blindfolded.
I'm going to introduce you to a bug friend.
Damn it, it's like.
But the rule is, Marlon, you can't throw the bug
because it's going to hit you.
No, never, never, never.
I'm going to say you can't hurt the bug.
I would never, no, no, no.
OK.
Has anyone actually done that?
No.
I'll about to say it.
Nobody's done it.
Not trying to be the first one, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
OK.
So I'm going to go into the room.
I'm going to grab the bug.
And then I'm going to come back with him.
And you can put your hands.
With him, OK.
On the table.
Put my hands on the table.
Yeah.
And then palms facing up.
Palms facing up, palms facing up, palms facing up.
Put your hands together.
Great.
OK.
Wait a minute.
Can you just give me some sort of description of what
it is or not at all?
Yeah, he's really big.
I'm like really big.
It's Easter, so hopefully God bless me, okay?
Okay, all right.
So I'm here with the bug?
Ma, please, please, please, please.
Are you ready?
Yes, ma'am.
Okay, I'm going to move my hand.
Ma, I'm ready.
Okay, he's not gonna hurt you, I promise you that.
Oh gosh.
You're not just, like, the fact I'm holding all these
It's because I trust you, not the animals, you know that, right?
That's very nice of you, I appreciate that.
Yeah.
Okay.
But also the animals are my friends, so like, don't talk about my friends.
Oh, yes, ma'am, yep.
Okay.
He's in my hand, so I'm moving my hand over.
This is my hand, that's about to touch your hand right now, okay?
Ready?
This is me.
That's you.
Tell me when it's you.
Tell me when it's you the whole time.
This is me the whole time.
That's you, that's you, that's you.
But now I'm going to move him onto your hand.
You're going to move him.
She's a big animal.
He's a big bug.
It's a bug.
Is he going to jump? Is he going to stay there?
No, he's going to crawl under your hand.
Did you flatten your hands a little bit?
Flatten my hands a little bit.
Okay. Yes ma'am.
Ready?
Yes ma'am.
Okay, I'm moving him under your hand.
Here he goes.
Oh my God, Mario.
Okay, he's on your hand.
That is definitely some sort of creature.
Oh God.
Okay, he's on your hand.
Yo, Mario, that's gotta be like a big venomous spider
or something like that.
It's not a venomous spider.
Okay, my hand's gone, he's just on your hand.
Oh my God.
He's pretty heavy.
Oh my God, what is that?
I'm trying to think.
That's definitely a spider.
OK.
That's my guess.
Now, what spider?
I would say like a black.
That's a tongue or something.
You know, might maybe say something.
Like what, like, did you just leave me in the dust?
He's mad.
You want to see him?
Yes.
You're kidding me, you're kidding me right now.
It's a fake bug, you bot.
You just made me, you just made me sit there and, hell, this little shit.
It's a robot bug
All right, I'll be serious, sorry
Now don't trust me no more
I'll be serious
To me like to ask questions by fake butt, huh?
Holy loss for all right your voice. Am I right? Hey? Hey?
All right, all right put one the lag on
actual exposure there at the time.
I actually, I actually.
How do you actually?
So what if I threw that bug right there?
I'd be pissed.
If he was alive, I'd kill you.
He would not.
I would.
Yo, have you heard that question?
Would you save a baby or a baby puppy?
All right, anyways, you've heard that and we'll talk about it.
Yeah, I'm a little nervous, man.
I'm a little nervous right now.
Okay, blindfolds going on.
Okay.
Shit.
That should be enough.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Am I?
Be serious this time.
Okay, I'm being serious.
So if not, I'm dashing it.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm dashing it.
Right across my right shoulder.
God damn it!
Damn it!
You can take it off.
Alright.
Doubling down?
I don't usually do the second one.
Sorry.
Okay.
Back with the gloves.
Alright.
Now we're actually being serious.
I'm going to introduce you to some bugs for you.
Guys.
What?
Go ahead.
Guys.
A lot of people don't like bugs.
Is there deeply, deeply misunderstood?
I already know the answer to this question
before it comes out on my mouth, Marlon.
Do you know what an invertebrate is?
Invertebrate, that gotta be when like
two from the same family as a kid, right?
Kinda, don't even lie.
Oh, oh, oh, you're thinking inbred,
which sounds similar.
Okay.
I have no idea what that is, no.
Invertebrate?
Yo, first of all, chat.
No, that's fine, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, stop saying no, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't.
before I even answer the question.
Sorry.
I'm only got one.
Sorry.
So an invertebrate means that it does not have a spine.
A vertebrate means it has a spine.
So vertebrates are pretty much everything
that you think of when you think of an animal.
So all birds, mammals, reptiles combined, vertebrates.
OK.
Vertebrates and invertebrates.
Yes.
How many vertebrates do you think
there are on planet?
Or how many species of vertebrates?
So vertebrates is with the spine, correct?
All animals.
Pretty much.
So you just met what, three vertebrate species today.
How many vertebrate species do you think they're on the planet?
I mean.
It's a hard question.
That's like six, seven.
Okay, what do y'all three years old boys?
What the fuck are we doing here, huh?
I'm gonna go like 100,000.
Okay, 100,000 species Marlin thinks
that's really not a bad guess.
It's not a bad guess?
I'm really not a bad guess.
Ooh!
About 60,000.
Not bad!
Identified species of vertebrates on the planet.
This is all of our birds, mammals, reptiles, everything that you think of when you think
of a mammal.
Oh, jeez!
Somewhere around 60,000 species.
Fairs!
How many species of invertebrates do you think there are?
So this is all bugs, jellyfish, coral.
Am I done for thinking that would be lower?
Okay, what do you think?
Just because of that reaction, I'm going to go 90,000.
Okay, 90,000, he thinks, species of invertebrates on the planet.
There's actually identified 1.3 million species of invertebrates on the planet.
What?
Yeah. So invertebrates absolutely rule our planet. They're so, so important.
Bro, was I not thinking it would be the opposite way around or am I tripping?
Well, I guess it's all the like small insects we don't know about, huh?
Wait, 1.3 million.
So...
Am I tripping, Chad? I might be tripping, alright, yeah.
We're gonna start with the gateway bug.
Okay.
Gateway bug.
This is Marty.
Alright, Marty Supreme. Okay.
Marty. Marty smells a little bit.
Does he?
Yes, probably.
Marty is a zebra isopod.
Yo, do y'all see that, Chad?
Can y'all really see the pattern on that? That's sick.
I'll bring one up there.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll let you hold one.
Here you go.
So, in the U.S., people call these roly-polys, generally.
Was it roly-polys?
Yeah, roly-poly.
What, and why is that?
It's just, I don't know.
It's what people call them as kids.
Roly-polys.
So, here he is.
If you guys know roly-polys in the States, this is a zebra isopod.
So it's like the Mediterranean version of our roly-polys.
It just has stripes.
Beautiful, right?
Wow.
Shadiah, do you see that?
Do you see that?
That's such a cool shape.
What's it called again? A shell?
It's not a shell, I guess.
It's sort of like a shell.
So these are actually crustaceans.
So they're related to crabs and lobsters.
Huh.
Oh, these aren't as bad.
So these guys are really important
They're detritivores, which means that they help break down decaying matter and make it
into soils that we can use to grow new things.
So they're very, very important for our planet for that reason.
They come in a huge variety.
They can be really small like this.
They can have a bunch of different colors and shapes and patterns.
They can be purple.
They can have stripes.
They can be orange.
Oh, what the hell?
So cool.
They can be small like Marty that we just met, and they can also be big like this.
They cannot be that big.
Don't lie to me.
They cannot be that big.
Swear.
Giant marine isopods, they live in our oceans right now.
What the fuck?
This is life-sized.
It can be this big, this little shit right here.
Well, not this species, but isopods in general.
Yeah, these are on our seafloors right now.
So cool.
But hold on now, hold on now.
So this is a, what is it called, inverted bread?
Inverted bread.
And that's what this is, right?
Yes.
You're telling me this doesn't have a spine.
Correct.
This is the crustacean.
Yeah, I know.
Like a crab and a lobster, so it does not have a spine.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, so you're not scared of that bug, that's good.
No, I'm not scared of that bug.
I don't know what I'm most scared of, like, I think I'm more of like a big animal type
of scary guy.
If this is like some small stuff, I'm good, like, you know what I mean?
You want a bigger bug?
Uh, whatever you feel like giving me, you know what I mean?
All right.
A little pound of that, not a bad shout, chill.
We don't eat animals over here.
Oh, quick question, Maya.
Are you going to say anything about chins?
Yeah, mostly.
I mean, I'll eat meat occasionally.
OK.
I'm pretty much fed.
Kind of figured we've got it.
Right here is the other thing, if you want to know.
Cool.
Yeah.
These are actually on the show.
Hello?
I don't even see where you're at.
Oh gosh, no.
Oh god, no.
Oh, cockroaches, like, I guess.
Yes.
Is that actually?
Yes.
Now, I have some history with cockroaches.
I'll tell you that.
Tell me the history.
So, well, I didn't have a lot of money.
Went to Miami to start streaming, you know what I mean?
With my last money, my bank account.
And yeah, I used to live with a lot of cockroaches.
And for some reason, they've kept following me
until my house now to the point where it's like a zoo
of cockroaches all around everywhere.
So I don't really know what that is like a intel of
or what the energy says about my house, but.
I can tell you all about it.
You want to go over there?
Yes, please, yeah.
This is Barbara?
Barbara.
Like that name.
She's a Madagascar hissing cockroach.
So people don't like when cockroaches are in their house,
which makes sense.
Cockroaches, just like Marty, the bug we just met,
also to try to board their decomposers so they their job in nature is to break
down decaying matter and make it into soils that we can use to grow new
things. So getting mad at a cockroach for being inside of someone's house is kind
of like getting mad at a firefighter for being at the site of a fire. They
did not start the fire they're there to put it out. I didn't know that. This is a real
picture. Wait so they do what they help with what again? So if you have any
exposed food in your house. Cockroaches are going to come in and be like, oh, this is
something that I need to break down to make into soils to grow new foods. That is what
their natural job is. That being said, you don't want to cohabit with cockroaches, right?
It's not ideal, but I do think it's important for people to know. There's a very, very
small percentage of cockroaches, cockroach species, that actually are like pests,
quote unquote, pests to people. Most of them just live in forests and break down
decaying matter in our soils. They're just doing their job.
So they're actually good for nature for us.
Yes.
Oh wow.
They're very, very important.
Shut up, Barbara, man.
Barbara would be breaking us down, seriously, guys.
But, again, you don't want to live with them,
and I understand that.
I'm not saying, like, people don't have to come in here
and then leave being like, I love bugs as much as mine.
I'm not going to.
But.
You're going to have to love bugs,
but I feel like it's good to, like, know what they actually
do, I guess, you know what I mean?
Exactly.
True, true, true, true, true.
OK.
So you obviously save animals, right?
Yeah.
and you do not bring in any animals that's not,
that quote unquote, not need saving.
Sure. Right?
Yeah.
So, for example, Barbara and her friends.
Yeah.
You just brought them in from where, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like.
So these guys came from an educational colony
at a, in a classroom in Philadelphia.
So the colony got too big and so they split them off
and that's how we ended up with,
with Madagascar hissing cockroaches.
Also, though, with the bugs.
Not a lot of bugs that are like in rescues like dogs.
So we purchased bugs for education here too,
just to teach people about them
because we think it's important.
That's true.
Okay, I'm gonna bring you another bug this week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This one about a miss though.
Yeah.
I don't think you heard me.
Gotta be, I'm not gonna lie to you,
gotta be at the bottom of the bottom of the bottom
of the tier, you know what I'm saying?
I love Barbara, she'll like that,
but like, come on, do it.
You know what I mean?
What the hell?
Sorry, I didn't hear that.
Okay.
This?
is tortellini
by the way the bugs we've met so far like the marty they're all named marty and like the
tortellini that's the name of the species or his name is his name
tortellina the pasta making me hungry here boys
Ta-da!
We're good, we're good, we're good.
So we're good, right?
We're fine.
Talk about it.
It's like a book.
This is tortellini.
That looks fake.
This is an emperor scorpion.
So this is the first, this is a venomous bug, right?
Scorpions or venomous.
Scorpion.
Here's what he looks like.
Wow, handsome.
He's just sitting.
Wow, Emperor Scorpion.
Holy shit.
So, Tortellini is a baby.
OK.
Well, actually, this is his baby book.
Let's see how big they are.
Oh, OK.
This is Tortellini's baby books, since he got here to Alves.
When I got him, he was this big.
And he grows kind of like snakes do.
Oh, wow.
And this is his most recent molt.
But he'll continue growing.
As you can see, there's some space in this.
because he'll get to be about this big as an adult.
How big? That's the question.
Dump it on.
This is special.
And he is venomous.
Yes.
He'll get to be about this big as an adult.
Oh, hell no. Okay.
Why would you say hell no?
No, that might be, like,
you see that little tear right there, Chad?
That little shit that hits you, you might be dead.
Don't even lie to me.
No, it's like a, no, it's like a bee sting.
It would be like a bee sting if you got it.
But like, you wouldn't hold this guy.
I would, I don't let collaborators hold him
only because if he did sing you,
it'd be really bad for Buggy.
Partly buggy, like, literally, part of the fun.
Yeah.
He's got a really cool party trick you want to see?
Yeah.
This is the buttons on the end of this light.
Oh, and then.
Yeah, we got to make it a little tiny bit darker.
Here you go, Monon.
You can turn this light on and point it at him.
Monon?
Is that like rude?
I thought it was kind of rude.
It's OK.
That's good, space that's good.
Go ahead, ta-da.
Yo!
They can't even see it.
They can't.
Have I seen this?
Wow.
So- Oh my God.
Scorpions flora, thunder black light.
Yeah, they glow.
What, yo, that's actually insane.
It is insane.
And then turn the light off.
Can't see him.
where's the where's the scorpion that turn on and then bang there is
well i'll see how far can i get like in the beginning i don't know no one's tried
it
with that
like you can still a bit
there's a really fun game to play outside at night in texas in arizona
and you go around like a flashlight yeah flip over some rocks
um... that's sick
great question uh... someone in chat we can turn the lights back on
someone in chat said why
uh... we don't know
I wish I could tell you why but that's one of the coolest things about it is we don't know for sure
There's a like a number of animals that'll fluoresce under black light the inside of flowers will fluoresce under black light
We don't know wow
Maybe I'm not getting to see it like really up close. It looks like a
Like a toy like a little plastic toy. Yeah, like admittedly. Yeah, he's so cool
That's sick. So that in does that give him any sort of advantage at night like not really does it?
No, they may be able to find each other better with with that vision. Yeah, we don't know
This is a really important bug too because he's carnivorous, so he eats other bugs
So he helps regulate other bug populations, so he his job is important for that reason like what bugs tell the bugs
He'll eat crickets and mealworms. Okay. Have you ever
thought about how scorpions
mate
my friend
Can you tell me about all the animals we see from now on how they may not to be weird or anything
They're very interesting. You know me as a adult man
I would like to know how we get life on what do you think the scorpions all right, so fun fact
Berry like I said into dinosaur alligators alligators. You know, I'm saying we just saw one
And they actually made like this my right. Let me tell you something. Okay. So obviously you probably don't know this cuz you know
That's not against the animals anything but
Dave, Basie, go like this, alligators, alligators, swim, side to side, boom, flip over, get stuck
like this, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, come on the other side pregnant.
Okay, okay.
So that's what Alligator does now, what I would guess, I mean, let me just take
I can look real quick.
Hold on now.
I do see it.
Now I know if y'all see that.
I DIYed them.
That is all.
So I'm going somewhere, correct?
Okay, okay.
They have holes.
So I will guess this thing.
Sorry.
They have holes.
Rage one?
Did he seriously?
No he did not.
Is it over?
Hold on!
No he didn't!
Hold on!
Wait, did he actually?
Yes, let's go!
What the fuck!
That's so sick!
Oh, did you watch that video on stream?
Yeah.
That's tough.
Yeah, you were really, that was really embarrassing.
Well, he asked me one?
That's so sick.
That's actually so sick.
Yo, shout out to Rage. That'd be Rage, bro.
My god, that'd be Rage.
I love Rage.
That's crazy.
That's so sick. I'm so happy for him.
Holy shit, W.A.
Okay, so I mean I would guess this is the man is that is that is that what it's supposed
to be demonstrated as?
I'm not gonna say.
Okay, what is the man?
I'm just guessing because he's bigger.
I'm a feminist, you know what I mean?
But I'm gonna guess like this straight right here holds a whole bang right there man's
a little bit on top.
So how do they realize to click his scorpions can't fly right like be serious.
Okay, be serious.
Go ahead.
Production.
Okay.
I'm getting me into mood and shit, huh?
So what they do is, female, female, man, see each other.
Oh
Post back a little bit, you know, I guess that trash and go on yeah
And then take some bite
It comes to the side and lays down like that
Yeah, sorry about that. I mean production you can't fucking put that music okay, okay, um
So no, you're kind of on to something sort of...
On beat a little bit. Not really.
I just felt like I needed to win again.
Why do you always do that?
So, no. So here's how Scorpion's made.
If you guys have never thought about this, it's actually very cool.
So first, this is the male, this is the female in this situation.
Oh, right.
But these, well, I mean, these are just stuffed animals.
Okay, sure.
So I can show anything.
First, they will hold hands, right?
Really?
Look how cute.
Okay, they'll hold hands like this, like this, and they'll do a little dance.
And so they're da-da-da-da, right?
Cute, amazing.
Okay.
Okay, and then when they're both ready,
the male will drop a spermatophor.
A packet of sperm.
This is a spermatophor.
He'll drop a spermatophor on the ground.
What?
And then with their holding hands,
he'll guide her on top of it
and she'll pick it up like a loot drop.
You're trolling.
Pregnant.
She's talking to the little care package.
Come pick it up.
Yep.
Have my kids type.
Yep.
What?
Yep.
So that's how it's going to be.
Okay, so how long do you think it will be on the ground
until it's not active no more?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
That's a great question.
I don't know the answer though.
Because they gotta be picked up pretty fast, no?
Yeah.
I think so.
But I actually don't know.
Wow.
I don't know.
So they never really get the,
it's probably not the nicest feeling though,
is it, Chad?
Oh, I think it's pretty like because she doesn't have to pick it up, you know, huh?
So why do they dance it's just courting?
Lots of courting rituals in nature. That's sick. Yeah, okay?
Okay, all right. So guys generally speaking bugs very important
They do a lot of really really important ecosystem services for us
You don't have to like bugs, but you should know that we need them. We would all die without them
Okay. Um, all right, so we're gonna go outside
go outside and
No, we don't raise one.
Don't be raised, man, seriously, seriously.
Yeah, no, I'm so happy for him.
Yeah, don't be raised.
So we're gonna go outside
and we're gonna do the tour of the sanctuary.
This is a little bit different today.
This is our...
It's not a real fish.
These are treats for the animals today.
Oh, gosh, here we are.
No, it is a real fish.
Some grass.
So we're gonna do something a little bit different today.
We're gonna start by going
to that brand new enclosure.
But there are rules to this.
There's no.
So we just rescued a serval, which is a cat
from Africa and this serval was purchased at a flea market in Texas by some guy to be his pet and
People think that they want servals. I think they want tigers. I think they want monkeys
They think they want a bunch of exotic cuts, right?
And it never works out almost never works out
And so this serval was bought at a flea market and then was surrendered because he couldn't take care of them anymore
We brought this serval into our facility
less than a, we brought it on Wednesday of last week.
Oh, just got here.
Just got here.
Oh, damn.
So we built this temporary enclosure for him,
and he's only been in there since Wednesday.
He's very-
I knew T'Liw trying to get him just to get it.
And anxious, and no collaborator has met him before.
Oh my God.
No worries.
So our plan for today is, we're gonna keep it,
we're gonna keep it cute, we're gonna keep it quiet.
We're going to bring some treats in.
We're going to give, this is his food.
This is his afternoon feeding.
So you're going to walk in there with me.
We're going to take out his old food
and we're going to replace it with new food.
We're not going to talk.
You can look at him, but we're not going to talk to him
at all.
We're just going to walk in there, drop his food
and walk out.
And if he doesn't like the look of you, because you're a man
and who knows what his experience is with men
and if he's afraid of you, we're
We're just gonna turn around and walk.
And how do we know that?
Like the look of you, we're just gonna turn around and walk out.
Is he dangerous?
Could he be like this?
Yeah, I mean, he's a, yeah.
He's a wild cat.
He's a wild cat, yeah.
We're not going in the enclosure, Chad.
We're not going in the enclosure.
We're feeding.
We're just dropping the food.
We're dropping the food and then we're walking back.
The important thing that you guys need to know,
obviously for content, it'd be sick
If we went in the enclosure and he hand fed him and he ran around and it was crazy, we're
not going to do anything that's not good for this animal's welfare.
He also just got here.
He just got here.
So if he doesn't like it, we're just going to turn around and walk back.
But the good thing is that we have a camera on him.
So Alveas is live 24-7.
I don't know if you guys knew this on Twitter.
So you can watch our cameras 24-7.
There's animals and all of our cameras and all of our animals and closures.
It's a great way to support us, by the way, because we make ad revenue on those
cameras.
place up and running. So if you ever want to have our cams on, great. But you guys will
see us on the cams going into this animals enclosure. We're going to see how that goes.
But again, we're not going to talk to each other. I might say a few things to him. Maybe
while we're in there, I'll feel it out as we go.
Can I talk to you, even?
No.
Okay, yes ma'am. Okay, so you just guide me.
Yeah, you're just walking with me.
You're just guiding me.
And you can look at him while we walk in.
Okay.
Oh, sure.
So you're going to wear these clothes?
This is actually sick, a lot of guys, okay, so story is like you said someone bought him
at a flea market, okay, and then it was just like they tried to have him as pet or not.
Yeah, we know we're age one, it's so sick.
That's actually sick.
So you're putting gloves on, you kind of have a gross job actually.
You're going to reach into his enclosure and you're going to take out any excess
food that he hasn't eaten, so they're dead rats.
What?
Yeah.
And if he hasn't eaten them, you're going to pull them out.
And I'm going to put this new food in.
I pray to the Lord on Easter right now
that he's ate every single ounce of this food, every bone,
every gut and little tail, like rat smile.
That's your job, yeah.
You're going to pull out the rats.
Let us in?
No, we don't.
Thank God.
We've not saved and gotten in rats.
I don't care.
We're not rats.
Let's see what we have here, bro, OK?
We used to have rats in there.
Awesome.
OK, yeah.
Rats are cool.
Yes.
yes
chat we're going to mute for a second nobody freak out
yeah relax that's swapping swapping swapping swapping
Sorry, I forgot there was a mouse in there.
Which one are these things?
They have bits in them. It's just like a cardboard thing
to open it. Little minnows.
Dude, they have tongue machines.
I'm so sorry, Rocky. That must be miserable.
We're back.
Chat, it's the end of the world.
End of the world. End of the world is back.
And we're back. And we're back. And we're on the backpack.
Um, okay. You guys want to see what he's eating?
Yes, I want to see.
So he's got these are, this is enrichment.
So they're like toys for him, basically, um, they're little cardboard eggs and
they've got dried minnows.
Yum.
Snack.
Delicious.
Okay.
Um, he's got a whole sardine here.
This is a whole sardine.
Yum.
Um, and then there are also some gutted mice in here.
Uh, so he'll be eating those as well.
Yes.
I'll be feeding him these you're gonna be taking out anything that he has not eaten. I know I know it's worse. I'll be honest
Okay, okay. You ready? Let's do it
Here's a chat phone for you if you want. Oh nice
Oh, I got my own little chat phone. Wow. My routine cameras today. Holy shit. Yeah, we're kind of good at this
I love that. Oh
Oh wow, so look Chad, this is the, for people who hasn't seen, this is the outside part of
the sanctuary, right?
So how big is this mine?
We're 30 acres now.
30?
30.
Damn, and you just want to keep building out?
Yeah, that's the dream.
So what's the goal and the dream?
I mean, it's probably already done most of it, I feel like, but what's the end goal?
So our goal, our next step, we're developing this new facility.
it's a breeding and reintroduction site.
So we're gonna start breeding endangered wolves
for release in the wild in the next few years.
Really?
Yeah, so a great way to help with conservation
is by breeding animals in captivity
and then reintroducing them.
So how do you reintroduce them
without them being kind of scared going on to the wild?
Does that make sense?
Yeah, it's a great question.
So with the wolves that we're working
on Mexican gray wolves,
you have to release them when they're really,
really young, like before their eyes even open.
So they never have to wait to see.
about say yeah okay all right so yeah chat you guys are gonna stay here you'll
see me and Marlon on these live cameras we're gonna walk over there we're gonna
stop talking now and swap out his food and you'll see him he doesn't have a
name yet okay so chat last time this is a new cat wild cat African cat
okay so I'm excited bum nervous let's do it as far as a mental scene on the
camera.
All right.
I don't know what water is, and that if you can reach it, or you can't reach it, I don't know, maybe you can.
I'll just put this in and we'll have them come take it out so you can put all these through the shoot.
I'm gonna take a little more squeeze in.
Use the back one.
I'm gonna put it around this one.
Just a little bit.
One more, one more.
Good job.
Very nice.
Okay.
Press this.
That's cool.
Okay, good job.
Bra.
He saw him from the window, huh?
He's beautiful, right?
I wish we could go in there.
That was...
He's beautiful.
But he's, like, so pretty.
Yeah.
Damn.
Um...
Yeah.
He actually did really good, though.
It was nice that he didn't move.
I mean, worst case, he would, like, start running and hitting the walls right.
Has he done that?
Yeah.
And he first got here.
Really?
He's really scared.
Yeah.
And he's still probably, I mean, he's still very scared.
Right?
So how long does that take with animals?
bring in before you kind of get comfort with you and like the team and like what
not you know it depends on the animal entirely they're like people you know
they're not ease my animal care
bro that was insane cool that cat is we couldn't reach the old bits in
servals enclosure if you guys could get a flea market
The market, bro. Thank you. He did great though. Did you see
Is that legal to have three markets of just like animals that are mine come back in here. Yeah same. Oh really
Jesus Christ
That is saying
Alrighty
How to use all my yeah, you can take those off
So this is well, bro. He's kind of hiding, but that's that's his butt anyway
Yo, that's such a cool cat like very cool
Sometimes or in the past couple days, I guess he's been coming out after we dropped new food to go check it out
So we're gonna see if he does that. I don't know if he's gonna do that
Do you ever get to a point where like
Like you can go in there and I'd be there with him without every possible.
I don't know.
Um...
We'll see.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
That's crazy.
RayStream?
I'm just like...
No, I hate when people do this but...
Wait, RayStream going crazy, said, or what?
Oh, he's like 265,000.
You're trolling me.
Trolling!
He has a better lighting in here.
Oh my God.
Oh, he's the most popular man in town.
Hey, buddy, text my phone now.
Hey, buddy, text my phone.
What?
Yo, this is insane.
Wait, why is he getting so much gift this time?
He didn't get this?
Oh my God.
I
Man, I love your rage sidebar rage you're going insane, but that's crazy
That's insane. So I raise bufferoe. That's crazy to us. He's sad up. Oh, he's licking
He's so cute
How many times a day does he?
He's getting back three times a day right now. I think
So with this animal, all the animals that are here, we call them ambassadors because we teach people about different things with them, right?
Like I've been doing today. Wow.
Oh my God, look.
So with him, I'm really excited to be able to teach people about one, like the exploitation of cats in the pet trade, right? And other animals in the pet trade.
I always think life can't really.
Poaching, too. He's obviously such a beautiful animal. A lot of people see this coat and like they want it for fashion, for home decor.
So we can talk about poaching and the fur trade. We can also talk about traditional medicine with him.
Some people use parts of servals for traditional medicine.
But yeah, he'll be really cool.
So, okay. That was great. Thank you very much.
Yeah, I hope I could see that was a big ass dead random.
You didn't like holding the dead mice though huh?
I hated that.
Like rats, mice, mouses, I don't know if that's a different thing.
Mice was correct.
I hate those names.
Well you did good.
Okay, you want to go see the rest of the animals?
Yes, please.
Let's do it.
Alright.
Let's get it, chat.
Let's go see some more animals shall we?
You don't like birds right?
No I don't like birds, don't.
Okay, we'll start there.
Gosh.
Alright!
Chatfire for Marlon?
Man, I'm so happy for Rage, oh gosh.
Yo, I keep thinking about it. That's awesome, bro.
That's so sick.
That's so sick, chat.
So, so, so sick, honestly.
Alright.
Alright!
Wait a minute, how do you have this?
Chad, that could have been Marlon if he didn't shoot himself.
Yo, fuck you that ass, okay. I didn't shoot myself chat. Yes, you did
Okay, I I had a PK and I missed the goal
That's what it was right. Yeah, they're almost everybody missed the goal and also my awesome
Yeah, I'm gonna say I was like that's kind of like a hard challenge. I feel like no
It was so hard. I feel like most people would have went on that. Thank you. Not me though, but you know, I
I think you probably would know I would not I think probably but I generally think if I was in there and it was that's my
What the fuck do I got in front of you right now?
What is going on?
Welcome to the emu enclosure. Oh god
This oh I need uh, what hold on a sec Marlon
They all seen this set let's pray
emu or ostrich how about an emu rule
oh nice music in there bud hey like the music hey connor connor um okay all right uh i got a
spray the bottom of everybody's shoes with a disinfectant because you traveled in here.
You tell me that helps. Yeah.
Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. Other one. Good balance, eh? Yeah. Sorry, I sprayed your pants. Yeah,
I fully just felt that. Okay. Spray them on your feet. All right. Okay. Okay. So this is the emu
enclosure. Emu. Yeah. So what's the difference between emu and ostrich? Emus are smaller.
Um, emus are from Australia, ostriches are from Africa.
Okay.
Um, thank you, Rocky.
Don't look at me like that, boy.
Boy, don't you dare look at me like that.
Welcome.
So this is Stompy and Noly.
Speaking of Mr. Beast, actually, uh, he's the reason that Noly is here.
Really?
Yeah, she was a rescue as well.
He did a video where Mr. Beast saves a thousand animals.
Oh.
One of them.
Yeah.
So that's actually okay.
You can do the most random shape ever.
Okay, we'll take it.
Yeah, he really does.
All right.
You want to feed Noly?
So Noly is back or front?
The one in the back.
You can just hold out this lettuce and she'll take it from you and eat it.
Now, I'm pretty sure these...
Okay.
You can also get to Sompy.
He'll take it and then he'll probably drop it on the ground.
You want that?
For you.
Sompy, you want that?
Okay.
All right.
Are you serious?
That's disrespectful.
That's rude.
I apologize.
So this is Stompy.
He's very nice.
Honestly, you need like a little hair groom or something.
Am I right, Ma'am?
No.
No? Okay.
You can pet him if you want.
He's nice.
Sure.
Hmm.
Nice.
Why are you so scared?
We are starting with like...
Because bro, like these are,
now it's big animals.
Now it's a problem.
You know what I mean?
And I know they're fast.
They can run 30 miles an hour.
Exactly.
I couldn't even skate this, like.
You wanna give him a hug?
Show him first, how do you give him a hug?
Just like. Hold up.
Okay.
Stop it, give me a chicken.
That's so not how I want it.
Wait, he hugs back?
Stop it.
Wow, sweet bird.
I love you.
Bro, how are you so like, wow, okay.
Okay, your turn.
The thing again, very, very, very good animals.
my energy so my you gotta gotta you know emit this animals they feel energies
correct yes for sure yeah exactly so if you want to hug me now that's a good
sign yeah stopy oh no no that okay okay you're just really tall
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
Stopfizing me in my bag my ass!
My hip bit my back!
My hip bit my back...
My what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Stopfizing me in my bag!
What happened?
What the fuck?
Did you wanna do it again?
I'm going to NOLI whatever it is.
NOLI here.
You can take this cup or let us know.
NOLI Stumpy.
She's pretty shy though.
She's a new rescue.
So just go up to her slow and hold out.
Okay, wait.
So Stumpy, NOLI.
Yeah.
Stumpy's a man.
NOLI's one.
Correct.
Ever mated together?
No, but she has laid eggs and Stumpy has sat on them.
But they're unfertilized as far as we know.
So where are they at?
The eggs.
I can show you one later if you want to see.
Oh really? Yeah they're like this big. How long does that take? They're dark green.
Uh hatching I don't know actually. You just gotta keep them until they...
No we we don't let them keep them. Oh you know? We're not breeding them.
Oh god god god. All right well I'm gonna go to the woman because the ladies
Oh right. Prefer me. Okay. Walk slow. She's scared of people.
Chicken? Do you want a smaller piece? So we have a a very endangered animal.
and it takes a long time for it to build character.
So you can see her right there.
She's kind of like licking her stuff down a little bit.
And I'm going to walk up slowly.
Slowly, but surely you see that look.
Easy, easy, easy.
Tee-toe, tee-toe.
He went, she's like, a little bit more than me.
Hey, you make no big.
Hey, you know the bakery?
Is this fine?
And you don't.
So you don't want to walk up behind it.
You want to kind of walk around it.
because you walk up behind it's like a hose so the hose will kick
show her that you have lettuce
there you go, yeah and then just stop there
it's okay
stop moving, oh gosh she thinks that's weird
it's okay
It's all good.
I don't know what's on your skin or what's on your mouth.
You okay? Right there.
Come on, Magnolia.
It's okay. Grab my hand. It's okay. Magnolia. Come on.
Magnolia?
Oh, there.
Yo what the fuck, yo what the fuck?
Oh stop it.
What the fuck?
Was it so funny?
What the heck?
Jake, are you kidding me bro?
I just had a moment.
I thought you just had a moment.
What the fuck?
Do you hear that drumming sound?
What?
That's her.
Drumming.
What did you say to her?
I didn't say nothing, I just said Magnolia Bakery, you know what I mean?
She's not pissed, bro, she's like, you can see, I just fed her two times.
That's nice, good job.
Yeah.
And also when you bend down to animals, you kind of make them feel more powerful.
That's how they get you, you know what I mean?
Holy neck.
Jesus.
What are you doing right now?
He's like, having fun, he's like, I don't know.
I mean, holy neck, Jesus.
What are you doing right now?
He's like having phones in the mire, what?
Or is that like kind of bad?
Stompy has the zoomies. Oh, he's been weird.
Oh yeah, he's got the weird zoomies.
He kind of wiggles like one of those neon worm pets.
Okay.
Neon worm pets, yeah.
So you know what I'm talking about, the little worms on strings that move all weird?
Yeah, take on what you're talking about.
Y'all just weird as mine, aren't ya?
Stompy's kind of like that.
I like that. Okay. All right. Those are the emus. Good job. I like those. I like emus. I'm kind of scary birds. Good job.
So okay, so one is from Mr. B's video and the other one is from the other one was from the zoo that I worked out in college.
Okay, so Stompy was
His dad didn't sit on his clutch of eggs that he was incubated by people and then he was raised by people. Okay
He just never learned how to take care of
Oh, there he is. Like in the wild, not that he would be released anyway. Is there any animal that's ever escaped?
No. Never. No. So one thing I should say that's important about all these animals is
they're all non-releasable for various reasons. So they would die if they were
released into the wild. Obviously nowadays people don't like seeing
animals in cages which is a really good thing. Like we would love nothing more
than to see these animals in the wild. But all the animals that we have at
Alves can't be released. So their only options are be at a place like this
or be euthanized. And that's why they're here. But you also don't run it
like a zoo if that makes sense right yeah because if if I can guess you don't
like zoos at all no there's some really great zoos oh really yeah there's some
really great zoos and there's some really bad zoos okay but there are a lot of
zoos that do really great conservation work I do I love this model though because
our animals get to reach so many people without having to meet any of them all
right really really special right especially animals that are really shy
like that cat I don't think would do well at a zoo like if people oh yeah
I don't know I'm being loud and like yeah, but he still gets to reach so many people that are gonna grow to love him and learn
So much about him, but just do like virtual. Yeah, exactly
So we're gonna go into the Marma set and close your next you know what a Marma set is Marma set is Marma set
I've never even heard of that. Okay. It's a monkey. Oh, it's a monkey. Yes. We've got two little monkeys
Hi.
We've got two monkeys, that's Trudy, and that's Lindsey, Animal Care Staff.
Lindsey, the goat.
Sorry.
Alright, so, Apa and Momo are Marmosets, which are little Brazilian primates.
Little Brazilian primates.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm closing, I'm closing.
Want to come over here?
Hi, boys!
Did you get fed?
Hi boys!
Did you get fed?
So we have these guys because somebody in Austin bought them online to be house pets.
What the hell?
What are these people actually like, what do you think with like, oh my god, have you
ever seen a pippie?
No.
Wait, what do you call it here?
We call it pippie, pippie, pippie, pippie, pippie longsloomp.
Longsloomp.
Oh, oh yeah.
Longsloomp.
Is that what y'all call it?
That's the exact same month.
Holy Jesus, you just write about me.
Okay.
So that's Momo.
Momo and who?
Appa.
Momo and Appa.
Appa's up there.
Oh, now he's over there.
Now he's over there.
Now he's up here.
Wait.
Geez.
So you can come over here, mom.
So okay, so you said,
so did somebody bought both of them
to have them as house pets?
Yeah.
Okay.
So he purchased them online to be pets
and then just didn't know how to take care of them.
So they had a bunch of medical issues
when they came here.
Appa had almost no use of his back legs when he got here and now he's fully mobile again
And they came here for rehabilitation and to teach people about
Primates in the pet trade. He's really interested in rocket
Wow
What's the big shit like we just jump or jump me right now. Yeah, I'll pay
All right, and then if you can like avoid making too much eye contact with them. That's a deal
Are you trolling? I know I
I was looking that straight enough like two seconds. I'm not scared. I was yeah, it's not ideal
So what would that what would happen, you know, I mean, it's just like a dominance thing with primates
He could bite you
Jesus whoa, he's so I've never I've never seen a monkey like that ever actually yeah
They're very specific like look to them to offer like oh
Uh-oh.
Do not. Don't do that.
I don't do that, but...
You can pick that up for him.
He just dropped it.
He won't bite you.
Momo's had the majority of his teeth removed, actually,
because they were rotting out
because he was fed all the wrong stuff.
He's near close enough to him.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
That's nice.
He's got food in their chat,
so it's kind of like the egg I showed you for the serval.
They're Easter eggs. Happy Easter.
Happy Easter. I like that.
But it's also...
It's a way for them to forage for their food,
which is more fun for them than getting it in a metal bowl.
Hmm
So like you might like you've built all of this like I'll get so question. Yeah, this is interesting like it really is so do you
For example, you're saving the animal for example the cat, right?
Do you build the home before you even?
Like you don't understand right so the cat is in the enclosure that that cat is in is a temporary enclosure
So it's much smaller than his form like actual one will be we put we got that enclosure built in less than a week
and the cat could in here so he's there temporarily and we're going to build him a huge actual
room.
Really?
Yeah.
And then these guys, they had to live in my house for a few months being rehabbed, like
they had to get meds in there.
No way.
And take syringe medication for a couple months.
Or just like one year round?
No, no, they were in like a half a month.
I about to say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, so they had to be on medication so they were inside with me while we built
this enclosure out for them and now they're here.
They also, they have this outside space, they also have this inside space.
I want to say what is that right there um they have like the whole thing inside too because they have they have ac and heating in here
Because this is not their natural climate. So they can choose the only they can choose. Yeah, if they want to see yeah
This is crazy Jack. Honestly
This guy's tall you'd like your shoulder could um
Yeah, I just I just tell you you see that like
So the guy who bought them, could you technically have them as pets or you can yeah?
Well, so that's like in Texas. It's legal to have these guys as pets
But that doesn't mean that it's ethical of course also like legal to cheat on your wife in Texas
But that doesn't mean it's ethical you shouldn't do that. Yeah. Yeah, gosh dumb ass see this
Yeah
So it doesn't mean that it's okay
But people get those things confused all the time monkeys one
it's super unfair to have them as pets in your house because they need spaces like this.
And then two, their job in nature is seed dispersal. So they eat a bunch of fruits and
then they swing from branch to branch and then they shit everywhere and they're planting,
they're dropping these balls of shit and seeds so they're growing new plants and trees in the
forest. So cool that they do that but they will do that in your house. Like they'll just
They think that's yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, just dispersing
Plants yeah
Oh, he really likes the camera
That's a hi. He also likes to show man. Oh, but you want to chat? Oh
Oh, yeah, but that's what I wanted about to do. You can go over to
Oh, he loves the camera how would you be upset if you bit you?
You got a really small mouth. It's not that's here. I don't think that he's gonna bite you
I can't tell when he bit me.
All right.
Yeah.
I should have rolled him too.
Well, he's gone now.
I was going to say.
He's just a little bit.
He's a little bit a lot today.
Appa!
Definitely on some sort of like zoomies or something.
Yeah, I think the weather is the weather.
You know, what chocolate in the middle of the night.
Yo, come here!
So you don't mate any animals in there, correct?
No.
And that is because?
The bugs mate.
OK.
And have babies.
We have hundreds of bugs.
Oh, OK.
So, but that's it.
Appa!
Oh, we got a little mirror.
Look at him. Yeah, he's just checking himself out. Wow. He's just like me for
He likes rocket
And what's two boys two girls they're both two boys two boys siblings
Or just no no they're actually different species. Oh really? Yeah
So oppa is a common marmoset or a white tufted marmoset and the most black tufted marmoset. Oh, yeah, that's nice
Nice shown but okay
Do you want to see chat?
Say hi.
Oh, he's going to ban someone.
What is he?
I hope he won't give me a thousand gifts in.
Oh, he's taking a little...
He's peeing on his Easter egg.
That's nice.
Peeing on it there, I'm guessing he still eats the food in there?
Yeah.
Wow.
Absolutely disgusting, yeah.
Don't look at me like that.
If you want to, like, side step over.
You're fine.
Don't yeah, just don't freak out or nothing
Okay, yep, that's nice
He won't be on you
See your chat. Yeah, I hope everyone's each other. No
Okay, that's nice. Oh my god. Just go shut him in like oh my
Apple
Balls on neck. Okay. Yeah
He did look he do that really yeah, yeah, I mean that's fine. You know I'm saying wow
He's like yeah, he's all over the place. We're gonna get out of here now
Yeah, Ww. W monkey chat. We monkeys in the chat man. So chat as cute as they are
They're not pets. You should not get them as pets. Hold on on that door. Just you've seen this
Not okay do not
Well, my when would you say?
Just push the door, you got it.
When would you say it would be okay if any time at all to get, for example, these guys
are pets?
Would you have to be like an expert expert?
Yeah, I mean I don't think there's any situation where I'd recommend these as pets.
Right.
They can vary.
They should be outside, no?
Yeah.
There's some sort of...
We have permits and we're regulated by the USDA, by US Fish and Wildlife, Texas
Parks and Wildlife, and we have to abide by certain standards, right?
Which animal care professionals here who are zookeepers that take care of all the animals
and do their diets, that's the monkeys.
Really?
Yeah, that's Appa.
Oh, Appa misses us.
Appa, I know I'm your papa, but I can't be there.
So yeah, there's really no situation where I'd say like, yeah, I just get them as
a pet.
Okay.
Birds, more birds.
Flying birds.
No, don't do that.
Yeah.
Okay, we'll see sometimes they come down sometimes they don't
Crows yes
This is the closest thing I have to a pigeon
Or do you say that Hendrix I just had a bird named Hendrix before he flew away though. I'm not kidding
Yeah, no, no, no kind of bird was it? Oh, it was like a little you know the blue birds from Rio Rio de Janeiro
yeah okay wait come on good luck okay good luck my question okay this
question so I didn't realize you have crows crows is basically just like the
the fart of nature like you know it is everywhere they can be on New York
streets they can be Sweden yeah that's why we have crows yeah these are
American Cres. Come in here. Itachi? Okay. Come in. Oh, no I can't do that. Come sit over here.
Where? Here. Okay. Okay, it's your come out. It's not gonna let him, is it? Maybe it feels your bad
energy. There he is. Come here Abby. Good job. It's Archie. Roll this sleeve up. Yeah.
I'm it. Oh I see. Do it soon mom. Okay. I know. Yeah yeah yeah. I fell in love. I don't know what you mean.
Three, two, one and arm.
Oh, could have happened, boys, could have happened.
Wait, did you ever actually sit on your arm?
Yeah.
I don't feel like you would ever do that though.
Abbot!
Okay, don't move your feet.
Come here, buddy.
Yeah, come over here.
Scary camera.
Abbot!
Good boy.
What?
I'll put your arm up.
You want to go over here?
Look.
This is Abbot.
You want to go over here? Look. This is Abbott. He's an American crow. He's afraid of you.
You have it for a second though. Come closer. Ew.
What the hell is that? Why did you do that?
I didn't even like that.
I mentioned the camera, I'm sorry.
So as you can see, don't do that.
Hey, boy.
So you can see right here, you can see how the birds are dangerous, right?
Birds are super dangerous.
You see the cuts.
How's your aim?
You're gonna throw them that?
Throw them?
They'll catch it?
That's
Shit watch this
Damn bathroom I'm not gonna bathroom bathroom bathroom horrible
I got you boy. Oh, yeah, I got you boy. Oh
Oh, no, come on, there you go, that's a girl, right?
Boys, both boys.
All both boys.
Yo, get up.
Oh, OK.
You're barely to the serve if you're on the ground.
Look, look at what I'm going to do right now.
You ready?
OK, yeah.
Watch this, just by myself.
OK.
Watch this.
You see it?
Oh, he's not coming down.
He'll have it, May, if you, but.
Yeah, you see this?
OK.
You see what I'm talking about.
Wow.
Mark, don't go, back away!
Good job Abby, come on, Abby, come on!
Danny, you ought to do that.
Yeah, you're dumb.
Ah, got it.
Abby.
Okay, so first you gotta do this, watch, watch.
Right there.
It's okay.
Come on.
Kick him up.
No, no.
It was like last time, like I jerked his hand away.
Danny!
You got scared.
I sold his head.
Itachi, here. Itachi, here.
Done these. Alright, good job.
Alright, so crows. Guys, both of these crows are here
because they were born in the wild, but they were raised by people, and then
they imprinted on people. You guys have ever seen Twilight? Yes, actually I have.
Yeah, so it's like that kind of, except not at all. Who's your crush
in Twilight? Jacob for sure.
So they never learned how to take care of themselves.
So with these guys, we want to teach you if you find an animal in the wild, like if you
find a baby bird or a baby raccoon or baby anything, orphaned wild animals, you want to
find a wildlife rehabilitation center to raise them because they can do it without
imprinting those animals.
We will accidentally imprint those birds.
Okay.
All right.
Wait, so how did you find the crows again?
They were born in the wild and then they were raised here by rehabbers.
They tried to release Abbott and he ended up in a park a couple miles away just landing
on random park-goers like screaming at them for food.
What?
Yeah, he didn't know how to feed himself.
Because I want to say, close or wild usually just like everywhere, right?
Yeah, yeah, they were born in the wild here.
What is it?
Oh, what is this?
Come on in.
Gosh.
She just takes me without even saying it.
Like, it's like, I don't even know what to expect.
You know what I mean?
This is push pop and we can't go in this way.
We have to go in the other door.
Push pop?
Push pop.
Twist it, push it, twist it, twist it.
Pop it.
Exactly.
Oh, you know.
How old are you?
Can I ask that?
How old do you think I am?
Oh, watch this.
Gotta be like 22, 23.
Okay, bro, yeah, sure.
I'm 27.
27 how old are you 24 you seem younger really yeah, I don't it's a good thing about me you seem yummy, too
What am I looking at
No, it's not turtle it's uh
There's turtles and then there's the bigger ones.
Tortoise.
Knew that.
Yes.
Yeah.
This is a tortoise.
She's a South Dakota tortoise.
She's like tucked in the corner and see if she comes out right now.
Yo, push pop it.
Push pop.
What you doing?
Yo, I love push pop already.
She's very cute.
How old is she?
She's only six.
Really?
Yes.
But they can live to be over 100 years old.
So somebody bought her as a pet and then moved states and then couldn't take her with them when they moved states
Okay, so and then what they like reached out to you were like, oh really?
And are you always like yeah, like I'll take him in or is it kind of like now?
I don't know if I can do that right now whatever not always so so you'll meet we have some parrots
There was a year where we were asked to take in seven Macaws, which are these huge parrots. Okay, and it's like
It would cost so much money to build that many aviaries and then we're also in educational
facilities.
So I have parrots to tell that story and that's really important to us.
And if I rescued all the parrots then we would just be spending all of our resources on
parrots.
Here you can hold that for her if you want.
Yeah.
This is a snapping turtle.
No.
This is a sulcata tortoise.
Also called an African spurred tortoise.
So she will get to be over a hundred pounds and really really big but right now she's
small.
So she wouldn't like being my friend though.
Surely not.
Oh look at that.
All you know what she looks like.
Master, have you seen Uggwe Panda before?
Uggwe.
Uggwe is very Uggwe in young form.
Okay that's the bull butt.
What is that?
It's like ASMR for y'all to chat.
Animal ASMR. I never thought I'd do that.
Push pop actually does have a crunch cam on the All Dayer channel.
Dead ass?
Yeah, she has an ASMR mic.
Oh, that's fire.
And she eats her salad like this every day on the All Dayer channel.
That's so far.
It's awesome.
There's one little ASMR set over there to chat.
She's so cute.
There's her cheese all day?
Yeah.
You can put that in here.
Wow.
It's a vegetarian.
Ow.
very nice push pop so we push by way so can I touch the show is that like you
know no she can feel everything through that shell their blood vessels
throughout there so it tortoises guys this is another thing people get as a
pet but it's really hard to commit to something for over a hundred years that's
insane the San Diego zoo just lost their oldest tortoise at 142 years so
most I mean nobody can commit to that realistic for the whole life right
I have to like live down generations time. So yeah, so this is another pet trade story
This species of tortoise is also endangered
In the wild because they're being outcompeted by cattle on their native grasslands. Oh my I can walk bro. Maya. I literally can't walk
Yes
We get it. Oh, she's gonna say shut up bro. I don't try to sleep for any signals, but shut up, bro
All right, we're gonna meet some more carnivores up. Does she ever come out? Yeah. Yeah, when it's when it's warmer outside
She goes out. She has a pond
She goes for little swims
She grazes on grass and all these animals they can live in all conditions. I'm guessing right like
like hot, cold, rainy.
No, not necessarily.
That's an animal that's from Africa.
And that's why when we went in that room,
it's hot as fuck in here.
Hot as shit in here.
Yeah, I didn't even obviously feel that.
So they have to, hi, Maddie.
They get heating in AC depending on the climate
that they're native to.
A wolf?
Fuck is that?
Like that fucking Edward, like.
That's a fox.
Oh, it's a fox.
Yeah, we'll go in and say hi to Edward.
I've never seen a black fox like that in my life.
like what the bro like that
the corner over there that you live
I live over there bro can we get a little like cookies and tea or something
like that like what invitation no I'm not okay come over to my house yeah
oh it's niggie's out here stinky stinky
yeah wait great observation so you smell that right
Yeah, so foxes they have this musk that they put off that kind of smells like skunk like it kind of smells like weed
Yeah, but I say it does. Yeah, um and
People don't realize that again when they get foxes as pets and think they want the most pets and they're dumb
Um, I don't know, it's um
So what is that? Is that like them farting or is that no? It's just a scent that they oh, that's it
That's what they smell like. Oh, wow. How many you got one? Oh, we have two in here
Boy or girl?
He's a boy.
Yo, he's so cute.
He is pretty cute.
Oh my God.
Finn was confiscated from the illegal pet trade in California.
So I know I've been talking about the pet trade a lot, chat.
I'll keep doing it please.
This is another pet trade ambassador.
People are like, oh I want a dog but cooler so I'll just get a fox.
It doesn't work.
They're not pets.
But then also we have them to teach people about the fur trade.
Tens of millions of animals are slaughtered in the U.S. like in this country alone every
year for fur.
For fashion?
How many?
Tens of millions.
Can you go over here?
Isn't that crazy?
Every year.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
The crazy thing about that industry is that fur is not, here's a treat, so you don't
squat down here, fur is not a byproduct of like meat.
It's not like we eat the animal and then we take the fur as well.
They are raised up and come to adulthood solely for the purpose of slaughtering them
for fur, so we have the most amount of fur possible. It's really awful. So we're all going
fur free in the big 2026. We definitely are. It's a fun fact here. I just want to never
have fur in my life. Yeah. Mom always buys fake shit. You know, no real fur, no bullshit.
You know what I mean? Fake fur is so good. It's so good. Yeah. It looks so real. Hey bud.
Um, yeah, so we like snacks. We don't, we can't really pet him, but he will take treats
So have you ever came to pet him even like at all so the most touching that we do I'll show you we do some voluntary training
So we do some voluntary training with the animals to help them
Oh, wow, he wanted to kind of right there with vet procedures
So if I wanted to give him a voluntary injection, right then he said
Then he said you're trolling. That's a dog. That's no you that's not a cute dog. Good
So the only touching that we do is to get them used to pinching in case we have to give them a shot, right?
Or if we had to give them eye drops. Can you sit? Touch.
So you wouldn't like, because obviously he noticed you, so you wouldn't like pet him just now.
Yeah, he doesn't like being pet.
He doesn't like it.
Okay, and I thought it was more like being dangerous for whatever.
Let me see if you can touch him.
Like if I do this sit and I say touch and then you touch him just on the side of his neck here.
back here. Ben, can we see? Can you sit? Touch. Go ahead. Touch. Good job. Good job,
boy. Kick me. You want to stay there? Sit. Touch. No. That's okay. That's okay. You
That's okay.
You can give me a treat anyway.
Come on, come on.
Come here.
See?
Good boy.
Good job.
Good boy.
Good job.
Good boy.
Good job.
Nice.
Wow.
And you see the fur, like so nice.
Good job.
What's the one animal you would say that people have the most fur from?
Does that make sense?
Like what's the most?
Most common.
Yeah.
Maybe foxes.
Foxes, rabbits.
But it's not even a lot of fur for like this little whole idea on this side.
I think foxes are the most popular.
I don't know that for sure for sure.
But like foxes, coyotes, huh?
Really?
Chinchillas.
Takes like 120 chinchillas, like the individual animal to make one coat, a fur coat.
Because they're like this big.
But so then what do you do with the rich coat animals after?
Yeah.
No, they don't.
Yes, but like the why for their fur so there's no way so like it's not like they shave the fur off
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I thought that's I thought you just see that all right
They have to take the whole pelt so they'll kill the animal and then they'll skin it. Oh, that's what that is the fur
So yeah, foxes chinchillas minks rabbits coyotes wolves
Yodies, yeah, they they take fur from all of them. There's one other fox in here. I don't think I don't like you
It's not personal. You're just really tall and male
But his name is Reed
You got a good little good little space right here I feel like yeah
We just expanded this we built them a river. Yeah, that's pretty sweet
Keep expanding chat. Yeah, we've been expanding. What is this? This like a it's just a bed
So up there, I don't know if you can see that, yeah you can see him on the top of the
platform there.
Oh, it's not even the same color.
Yeah, that's Reed.
Oh, I should say, Finn is an American red fox.
He's obviously not red.
He was bred to be that color for the pet trade.
So they'll breed them all different colors for the pet trade, for the pet trade.
Reed is what you think of when you think of a fox.
That's exactly what I think of a fox, yeah.
And he was orphaned in the wild as a baby and then raised by people.
What type of that people just found him and bought him home or yeah, yeah
A lot of those bought like bringing him home stories. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm gonna go give him these you can stay here though
Cuz he'll be afraid of you. He doesn't like other people than you
It it's you're just like tall and scary
Nice my thanks
Oh no
Your bits are small
There you go
Nah
Brass sick
There you go
Try to cut your tail, sorry
Alright
Look at this bad boy right here
He's the baldest one I want you to jolly out
You just jolly your shit
I need some
Where you going?
How old is Finn?
He's...
like 6 or...
I really think he is actually six or seven years old.
Oh my God.
I don't remember which one he is.
I don't remember what he is.
No, I'm being so serious.
I'm being so serious.
I don't remember if he's six or seven.
I think he's six.
24.
Sorry.
You didn't even see that.
That's a very strong.
All right.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
Wow.
I like Finn.
I like Finn a lot.
Yeah, he's really cool.
What's the other name?
Reed.
Reed?
read read so they get along they do they get all great we gave them this uh we gave them this pile
of dirt and they've just done this by themselves yeah they've made some tunnels chat check out the
house tour i thought y'all like did that for them no no no they they like digging so holy
this is their work pretty amazing pushing 30 by the way yeah i know you're not talking to me
I'll show you some new development, too, because you asked.
So sometimes we have animals that come in kind of as like an emergency last-minute rescue
where we have to do a temporary setup like the server.
Hey, that's what I meant.
Like, what do you have?
What do you have like a very special animal that you like, I gotta save this animal.
And they have no built, you know what I'm saying?
Obviously, because you wouldn't know you had, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Then what do you do?
Well, sometimes we build enclosures in advance in anticipation for rescue.
specific types of animals so right now we are building bird of prey enclosures you
know birds of prey birds of prey yes I do actually falcons hawks eagles vultures
so that's your building right there yeah so this is a new building this will be
for like our animal care staff to prep their diets they am I like you know like
the whole business woman just like saving animals this is built like building
You bought a builder's stuff?
Chad, there's a building here.
Surprise.
It went up really fast, actually.
Uh, yeah.
Wait, what happened?
This is just a brand new building.
A lot of Chad hasn't seen it yet.
So this is the new Bird of Prey building.
It's got a ways to go.
But this is where Animal Care stuff will prep their diet.
These are Bird of Prey enclosures.
So this is like, this will all be netted off.
So this is all their outside space
and then they have the inside space as well.
So how many is there right now?
once with a four or five.
There's five enclosures total.
So we'll rescue Birds of Prey here
and then teach people about birds,
which is a lot.
How long does this take to build?
You know what I mean?
Does it depend or?
These have been going up for a while now,
but we are in route to finishing them pretty soon.
Yeah, these look kind of, this finish, right?
Yeah, these last two are pretty much done.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess the ones that try this is what they're looking at.
That's a good space.
Yeah, yeah, I was pretty proud of them.
Have you had any, or have you had any animals right now
that's currently in the process of you taking care of them?
Like rescuing them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there are a few in the pipeline
that I can tell you about later.
I don't tell chat, because sometimes they fall through
and then everyone gets sad.
I see what you're saying, yeah.
But yeah, there are quite a few in the pipeline.
We're also going to build an American alligator
enclosure over there you know about them. That's my favorite. You just saw them. Yeah so how would
that work like saving like rescue like an alligator because they're all in the wild too kind of right.
Yeah so it's that's another thing that people get as pets. No they do not. People will get
alligators as babies. Are you trolling? Yeah they sell them at like reptile expos so they get baby
alligators and they grow or they bite someone or it becomes a thing where they're like I can't
can't have an alligator anymore.
Also, drug dealers will have alligators.
What?
Yeah, I don't know what's like some of the things that's
taught.
What type of fetish is that?
It's not a fetish.
Sorry.
I'm just wrong with you.
Thank you for the donation.
Wolf1 and Moodyangfever, thank you guys so much
for donating.
A little touchy, thank you so much for donating.
Hey, WM3Ball, good donations, boys and girls.
You saved it.
I don't know why I'm with the fetish right away.
I'm up for it.
Yeah, I don't know why you said that either.
Yeah, I don't know either.
So, okay, let's see.
Next enclosure, bigger animals.
Wolf dogs.
There's a wolf dog.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
It's a dog breeding with a wolf.
Yes.
That's cat.
Nope.
That gotta be inbred.
No.
Bye bye.
There's actually wolf dogs?
Yes.
So, hybrids between wolves and dogs.
ours are one is 60% wolf, the other is 65% wolf.
Oh my God, it's tough.
I want one.
No, you don't!
Piss me off right before my spiel.
So, the reason that wolf dogs exist
is because people like Marlon
think that it'd be so cool to have a dog that's part wolf
and they're like, oh, it'd be so tough,
my dog's part wolf.
But what actually ends up happening
is you get this animal that's part wolf,
so they're really, really focused.
Oh my God, yes.
dangerous or they can be really dangerous to have in your home. They can be a
higher risk to small pets and children and you, right? They're more unpredictable.
So then more than 90% of the time before the age of two years old they're
euthanized in homes because they don't work out as pets. But then they can
never be released into the wild because they're part domestic dog. So then
they're in this weird limbo. That's kind of weird. They're in this weird limbo
where they have nowhere to be in this world even though they're not
supposed to be in the world it's just humans created them so okay I'm not
right this is I got a lot of questions I'll be honest my great ask away so
they're insane you can come in everybody can come in here yeah like what bro
should I look at them no okay so my first question is yeah first question
this. Again, I'm big fan of wolves, right? Big wolves. Okay. So first question is this.
How many are there on the planet? Because like you said, humans created wolf dogs and
then took a dog and then it worked. Correct? There's so many. There's so many wolf dogs.
People breed wolf dogs all over the country, all over the world. Really? So these two
in particular, one of them was from a roadside zoo.
So she was at this zoo that just did not have the resources
that they needed to take care of them properly.
Okay.
So we rescued her from there.
And then Akilah is the other one.
He was purchased by a guy who bought wolf dogs.
He's like, I'm gonna get rich off of breeding wolf dogs
and selling them as pets.
And then it didn't work out.
And then he abandoned them for two years.
So there were some neighbors that would go over
and like throw food for Akilah.
throw it in there like yeah all that's horrible and he was all alone too which is
detrimental to the house no he was in this like pen outside it wasn't even at
someone's house it was in like the woods are you serious that's insane so we
rescued Akilah from that situation now we have the two of them this is
Awa and Akila. Hello. Which one is the 61 and which one is 65? 60% is on the right 65% is on the left.
We'll walk all the way down to this building and then I'll see it. We'll see if they want to jog with
you. Okay next question right? Yeah. So you can't walk like you have you've never walked in there.
Oh no I do. Our animal care stuff goes in there as well. So you said that they you can't
You can't breed them because you can't have them.
Human beings can't have it because it's too dangerous, too risky.
Yeah.
Okay.
And why is that?
Because of the wolf part of it?
Yeah.
I mean, they're primarily a wild animal.
And so you just don't really know what to expect.
They don't act quite like dogs.
They're not.
You can't pet them.
Even if it's like 50-50?
Yeah.
Like really?
Yeah.
I mean, low content wolf hybrids are also really popular and it's the same story
almost every time.
And what is that?
They attack them out of nowhere. Yeah, and it's just it doesn't work out. They have too much energy
They're super destructive in your house. They have really bad separation anxiety. They attack other dogs
They attack children they attack you. Oh God
Yeah, this is really Edward in my life. I feel like yeah, I mean
Sometimes they like running with people if you want to like jog to the stairs and back
Can you run?
Money's the fuck up. I run love it. You don't have to if you don't want to. Now wait, but what they see me though
Like yeah, yeah, if you run to the stairs and then run back here. They may come with you
Oh yeah, there they go.
Oh, they see me.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, I'm like a wolf whisperer.
Good job.
Dang.
So nice.
So they like running with people.
Yeah, my knees hurt.
That's all right.
Sorry.
Yeah, but otherwise.
Damn.
They do their own thing.
They're very interesting.
I didn't actually didn't know that was a thing, to be honest.
They're beautiful animals.
But the whole wolf dog concept is really sad.
They do that that serval that you met to actually they do this with cats too. So people people think they want wolves
People think they want a cat that's part serval
So they'll breed servals with domestic cats like what you saw with a domestic cat and they get this thing called a savanna cat
Which maybe?
That's a hybrid between a serval and a domestic cat
It's the same same story most people can't have savanna cats in their house
They end up being super destructive and they just they can't handle I mean I feel like I've seen
What's the other one like like I've seen Wildcats big Wildcats in people's houses, and they like look scary as shit my bro
Yeah, that's yeah
Yeah, that'd be donations yet. Hi, Matt. Thank you for the $50 donation. Thank you so much. That'd be doughnose
Thank you. Thank you. So all this is
Next up you want to see there just like for fun. Yeah, yeah, this is their inside space
How often are they here?
They don't come here very often.
For people that ask, what do they do when it gets too hot in Texas?
They have AC in here.
This is where our animal care stuff, perhaps their diets and nutrition, all of that stuff
happens in here.
So how many caretakers do you have?
We have five animal care stuff full-time.
Five full-time?
they just go around all animals pretty much already like on a stationized
like you know I did go to certain or whatever yeah they all take care of
everybody but some of them are more specialized in like canines or okay stock
or stuff like that yeah they're really awesome um so what all this is doing with
wolves in the future I started explaining it I started explaining it
when we were walking down to the serval oh man but there are two endangered
species of wolves in North America there's Mexican gray wolves and red wolves
there's about 300 Mexican gray wolves left in the wild and there's only about 20
red wolves left in the wild right now 20 20 yeah in the world yeah you're
sure in the wild in the wild yeah yeah that's crazy I know there's nothing um so
they're critically endangered so how do you how do you find them you had like
wouldn't even begin to find them in a while that's just like that's just pure
you're lucky knowing kind of what you're either in.
Yeah, a lot of them have tracking collars on.
Okay.
So biologists know where they are.
There are red wolves in North Carolina.
There's Mexican gray wolves at the border of Arizona,
New Mexico, and more.
But alveas is jumping in to help both of these species
over the next couple of years.
So we're gonna bring some of those wolves
into our facility here.
We're gonna breed them at alveas
and then reintroduce them back into the wilder.
That's our goal.
That's so sick.
Really exciting way to actively contribute
wild populations and really important because wolves are a keystone species you
know what that means I do not so they're really really important for their whole
ecosystem because they're at the top of the food chain okay so without wolves
everything else kind of gets screwed and so by protecting wolves we're
protecting a lot more than the wolf exactly exactly and what okay so in
depth did that chain was as like you know I'm saying so wolves at the top
than what then what then what so wolves eat deer or they like scare deer too so
they keep deer moving so they don't graze on one spot okay the deer eat the
grasses and so if there are too many deer and they eat all the grass then
there's no vegetation and if there's no vegetation there's no bugs there's no
birds there's no anything right it's all just dirt so wolves are really important
for that reason.
Holy shit, I didn't know that.
Go this way, I'm gonna go this way.
I can carry that on.
I got it.
Yeah, thanks.
I'm the guest, you know.
So we're gonna go to,
this is the animal you can kiss down here.
Kiss?
Oh my God.
But low key?
Yeah, it sounded weird.
You might be.
I'd be like, oh my God.
I'm like, oh my God, I'm kissing an animal.
Like Joe Chaget, relax.
It actually may be bad for you.
Don't tell me it's a fucking horse, isn't it?
No, it's a cow.
Yo, yo, it's just one fucking animal.
I'm not kissing it, it's a goddamn cow, I'm sorry that much.
What, like...
I just don't know if you are going to be allergic to it or not.
No, I couldn't eat that. I didn't get a bite.
Yeah, I give it a bison, a wild bison.
Nathan? Nathan? Nathaniel?
Thank you for the $100 donation!
Thank you so much!
There are a few rich Saudi Arabian billionaires donating $5,000 right now, okay?
Oh, I hear something.
What was that?
That was a rooster.
Thank you so much.
Oh, look at this view, buddy!
I might as well just keep walking.
I gotta talk to my knee, okay?
Relax.
Chat, look at this view.
No, you didn't!
Oh my gosh, I almost just aged it too.
Dude, Charlie you missed it, that was crazy.
Why did you say the same thing?
The Phil!
What the fuck?
I don't know, that was weird.
Oh thank god, both of them were right there.
Jesus Christ.
No, Cameron didn't see it, so I'm fine.
Look at this view, it's really close.
Yeah, not actually.
You think you turned the camera?
oh no fucking donkey yeah like God this welcome to the pasture um this is where
you will meet um the donkeys donkeys chat and the cow
donkeys donkeys donkeys donkeys donkeys donkeys
We'll have donkeys over here, don't we chat?
Oh, that sounded okay, peachesy peachesy peachesy, I forgot.
Yeah, no no no.
Donks!
Welcome to the pasture!
We got two donkeys pulling up.
Wait, wait, wait, Maya.
What?
You and I have donkeys in a cow in the same place.
I do.
That works?
Yeah.
And a horse?
What? This is like Noah's Ark. Like actually.
Unfortunately, Marlon is allergic to horses. So, Jidus.
No, it's fine. It's fine. We'll do it.
He's gonna come up to you.
You guys can say hi to him. He's cool.
He's not really a part of the program.
Oh, he's just here for the sake of it.
Like, always gonna have a horse type.
No, he's my horse type. I thought he was 12.
Actually?
Yeah. So, he just lives here because I live here and he's...
Oh, wow. Hi. What's his name?
His name is Ace.
Watch your face.
Ace!
Ace, what are you doing?
Yeah, just watch your toes.
Oh my god, Ace, you're a good boy, aren't you?
Ace, family.
He doesn't work here.
And then this is Winnie the Mule.
And Ace really just like a, you just
said more so far from me, aren't you, Ace?
Yeah, he's just always in the way.
OK.
Bye.
Bye, Ace.
This is Winnie.
Winnie the Pooh!
Winnie the Mule.
OK, Winnie the Mule.
Holy gosh, you're a big boy.
Or a girl?
Girl.
girl you should say that then oh my god my what's yourself golly what was that
when he was a
when you fuck she's out of control what just happened when you what just happened
it's cuz you see me I know I know good give them a rousin shit we wouldn't
Look, look, right here.
Right here.
Why did you do that?
Easy, relax.
I'm right here.
There you go.
She's feral today.
Oh, she's feral?
Oh, gosh.
So this is Winnie the Mule.
She was rescued from a beef operation in Oklahoma.
So she would have been slaughtered for beef
at somewhere around a year or two years of age.
But instead, she lives here to teach people
about the ag industry and its impacts on the planet.
What's ag industry?
The agriculture industry.
Sorry.
What is that?
how we make our food.
Okay.
So yeah, so.
Yeah, tell us about it.
Have you ever heard about cows and methane?
Probably not.
Cows and methane?
Like meth?
Like, what are you saying right now?
Like, what are you saying?
Have you ever heard about methane?
No, I'm not.
And cows?
No.
So, Winnie will burp and fart methane, CH4.
Okay.
Which is a greenhouse gas.
And she creates it naturally.
It's a byproduct of her digestion.
That's totally fine that cows do that.
But our demand for beef on the planet is so high
that we have so many cows that it's impacting our climate.
So one of the things that I tell people
is if you wanna make a difference with your diet,
but you don't know where to start,
starting by eating less beef is a great thing
to do for the environment
because it's really, really hard on our climate.
Really?
Yeah, beef is by far the toughest on our planet.
And that is?
In emissions.
Yeah, so if anything
Meat-related you just stop stop eating. It's relax if I know you're like for that right now, whatever it's called
Like
Sorry, yes, sorry
Seryl relax, okay. I understand shut up talking anyway, so it should be beef to cut down slowly on yeah
What about fish fuck fishes like there's like a fart of the fire nature, huh?
very very different
Um, something like chicken has way lower emissions than something like beef.
Okay.
Uh, animal welfare concerns all the same.
Um, but yeah, for like water use and, and emissions, beef is, is a big one.
Uh, and people don't like hearing that.
And that's fine.
Y'all do whatever, whatever you want.
I'm just teaching you things.
Um, so when he, when he lives in here, uh, with ACE and with the two
donkeys, what a crazy combination.
I like actually, you can meet the donkeys.
They're kind of shy, but like,
This is crazy combination set
Hello, we got a white and black one perfect like yin and yang
New names yin and yang okay. We'll rename them right now. Yes
This is jalapeno and Serrano. What the fuck? Yeah chat yin and yang jalapeno poppers, bro
I wish on is it like be honest be honest
You stick your hand out and they'll sniff it
I've never seen the over hand.
What the hell was that?
Who locks up to an animal like that?
Oh, god.
I'm sorry.
I don't even know.
I'm sorry.
You got to hit him with the eyes.
Under.
Yeah, you.
Sorry.
I got to try again.
I haven't been liking this one for a long time.
Let's try to underhand. Let's try to underhand method.
There you go. Yeah, yeah. And let him sniff your hand.
That's Serrano.
Serrano. Holy fuck, you got a hot breath. Jesus Christ.
Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go.
Oh, yeah. Well, at least he sniffs your hand.
Good job.
Are you feeling itchy? Because I bet you're allergic to that cow.
that cow. I'm probably all these ants. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, you didn't kiss the
cow. But come on. Wait, so is ace a man? Ace is, uh, yeah, yeah, he's a boy. And when
he's female, what about, what about Halifina bobbers? They're both boys. Both boys? Oh
God, they probably have a fun time in here, huh? No, the donkeys don't breed with the
cow. Oh, no, I'm saying like nothing breeds with the cow. Okay, they're a
different species. Okay. Winnie the mill. Winnie Miskey. Okay, now she's standing right in
the mud. Yeah, watch your step. Check my phone. I didn't mean like that. I meant like food
wise and stuff. I should have bought my cowboy boots. There you go. You can give her a kiss
on the forehead. What the hell? Let me do it. Okay, sorry, go ahead. She's been crying
No, she's just blinking like dust out of her eyes.
You've been fine, Wendy.
Wendy, girl, girl.
Them lashes, though.
Pretty, right?
Oh, Wendy.
Ha ha ha.
OK, we're going to try again, Wendy.
OK, Wendy, come on.
We're going to try again.
All right?
All right, Wendy.
I don't want to force a kiss.
We do consent, don't we?
You understand?
Hey, hey, Winnie.
Seriously.
Okay, Winnie, if you give consent, look at me.
Three, two, one.
Here, here, here.
Ah, she did a little look at me right there,
so I'm gonna give her a kiss.
Oh, yeah, mm-hmm.
That's nice, Winnie.
She hated it.
Yeah, I know.
You left that there.
Okay.
Winnie, what the heck?
Oh, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie.
Little baby child.
Wait, what does Winnie to be that big?
You know what I mean? You're that big of a chump.
She eats grain and she eats hay.
Hay?
And grass.
Oh my god. Oh my gosh, you're so lovely.
She's gonna watch your toes. Don't let her step on it.
She will break your toes.
I'm gonna move up a little bit.
That's a big girl. Jesus.
Do you ever ride ace ever?
Uh, yeah. I mean, I grew up riding ace.
What about like now?
Um...
Like now, it's at this minute, if I'm saying like, you know.
You wanna see me up up there?
Oh, can you?
Mm-hmm
Believe me again. No, I don't believe I'm not gonna trust you yesterday. I guess ace
Yeah, could I hop over on that that big house? No, okay sure
You go on my go on girl go on my go on
Is he such a good boy? Yeah, he's a nice guy. Um, I grew up riding him
But again, he's not really a part of the whole thing. He just is here sport
There he aced man.
That probably brought back some memories, didn't ace?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, he's kind of old now.
How old is he?
He's 25.
25?
He's 25, 24.
Oh my God, you just as old as me bud.
24?
That's what you, look at me.
26, here's one, two, and two.
So he's 24.
24.
Do you know like his actual birthday?
birthday August oh my god it's a burger just like me either August second
look it's in my calendar that's where he's gonna be that ace don't do that I'm
gonna give you a kiss right now relax yeah you can give him a little kiss right
now nice all right there
you know okay all right more birds more birds
Yeah. Yeah, my who's your favorite and don't have you don't have one. Who's your favorite animal here?
I can't answer that question. Yes, you can. You act like my mom and I would not ask like,
yo, who's your favorite kid? You know, Dan was me. Legally, I can't answer that question.
But I will say that the first animal that we ever rescued here at Alves was Stompy.
What? Is it really? Is that Innu? Yeah. The one that I hugged. How did I feel? Like,
like rescuing a first-ever animal? Was it like very personal? Like, you know?
Yeah it made it super real. I like I founded this place when I was 22 so like
I did not know what I was doing. 22 and finding places is actually crazy. I'm 24 and I'm
streaming on Twitch nice. Yeah well I was also streaming on Twitch. Yeah well you
actually do something about it. But I just like didn't know what I was doing and
then rescuing the first animal and buying this property it was like oh I'm
really like doing it. I really have to do it now. You enjoy it? I love it. I love it.
Are you out every day? Yeah. I mean I live here but then if I'm traveling if I'm
traveling I'm not here and I traveled too much I wish I didn't but otherwise I'm
here. Okay 24 can't shoot a paintball gun. He can shoot a paintball gun. He
just can't aim a paintball gun.
Yo, I know how to aim. Don't act like you just did a shooting thing.
You know how to aim? Why do you shoot yourself in?
I wanted to get myself out. I get all the women in there like a chance, obviously, you know what I mean?
That's crazy.
I know. I created a good way, of course.
Alright. This is the Parrot Aviary.
Hello?
Oh, I actually like Parrots. Oh, he just took a shit. Nice.
That's Mia.
Oh
Mia Mia
Mia
Yeah, you gotta be like Italian something on me. I got that little red Ferrari behind the US
Mia is an African gray parrot this is the largest parrot in Africa. She was somebody's pet sometimes she comes down sometimes she doesn't okay
You want to see something cool? Yeah, I'm cool. Oh
Oh, you're tall. Hold on. Yeah, if she talks to her head, you can pet the top of her head.
Can you reach the top of her head? Oh. And that's Pat. That's the highest in the world.
Good job, Mia. Good job, Mia. Oh, she liked that, huh? That was nice. Wow, you're tall as hell.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you can do that. Oh, yeah, just take that. No, yeah, that's no fun.
OK.
And then this is Tico and Miley.
Tico.
He's my brother.
Miley.
Where are they from?
So like Central, South America.
OK.
Tico was, these were both boring captivity though.
Tico was dropped off in a box outside of like an animal
shelter.
Oh, gosh.
Miley was a surrendered pet as well.
Hi.
What do we think?
So these are Macaws.
Tico's a blue and gold macaw, and Miley's a catalina macaw.
I'm gonna talk about the pet trade again, guys.
These do.
A lot of people think that they want these as pets
because they're really beautiful, right?
But then they live like 70 years,
and they, it's 70 to 80 years, really.
They have super strong beaks, like strong.
Like, try to break this.
Oh, no, it's impossible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's insane.
With a, yeah.
And then we'll show you Miley can get,
why does she have that?
And then just straight up crack it.
Yeah, she can break it.
And Tico, right there.
Come on, Tico.
Let me see it.
Oh, wow.
Just like that.
Look how good they bring it to.
Are we trying to, Tico?
Tico's this side, and Riley's this side.
Might be thinking a little bite.
I want to shoot a little bit.
No.
OK.
Yeah, all right.
So they have really strong beats.
They can bite really hard.
They can shoot through wood, which means that they can damage everything in your house.
Pretty much your house is made of wood.
And they can scream really loud.
So they can scream over 130 decibels, which can cause hearing loss.
Jesus Christ.
It's like so loud.
Have you heard of that loud ever?
Yes.
They do it pretty much every day.
They do it every day.
Have you been in here when they've done it?
Yes.
Oh God no.
It hurts.
Yeah.
It hurts your ears and it will cause hearing loss with prolonged exposure.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Another reason why I shouldn't have it at home.
I know, it's a lot.
It's a lot.
What are these nice animals?
Like are they very like human friendly?
Some of them can be, but these two,
like if you stuck your hand anywhere close enough to them
to bite you, they would bite you.
And they could take your finger off.
Oh, did that?
Oh, shit.
Did they ever jump in your finger and stuff?
Or like, no.
So.
I mean, some of our animal care staff will hold them.
Yeah.
I won't.
Also, these two are females and they're pair bonded.
So these are resident lesbians.
Swear.
I know I've built this thing with you
where you think I'm like,
messing with you, but I'm being honest right now.
Not a messy question.
Uh-huh.
You mean tell me these two parents?
Yeah.
Or in love with each other?
Yes, sir.
Two women.
Yeah.
There's a lot of homosexuality in them looking.
No, there's not.
Yes, there is.
Swear.
Just like a human species.
Yes, it's everywhere.
Yeah, and these two are an example.
Have you ever seen a mate?
How do you know that?
Yeah, I mean, they do a lot of, like, mutual grooming behaviors.
And one way that parrots, like, express, when they get really
hormonal and, like, want to show affection,
they'll regurgitate food and, like, give it to another bird.
And so these guys are, like, regurgitated.
They do look a little less, if you're not thinking about it.
Yeah, yeah.
What else did they eat?
They eat nuts, they eat pellets, they eat produce,
like fruits and vegetables, it's cool.
Yeah, they're cool birds.
They're actually cool birds, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What is that bird called from Rio, the bird movie?
The blue one?
No, I'm not sure.
Is that Hyacinth Macaw, Chad?
What is Rio?
Chad, you know what I'm talking about, right, Chad?
No, no, no.
Rio was based off the blue Sphinx Macaw, right?
Because that one is going.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, because I've seen some.
Is it Sphinx?
I've just seen something about that online.
Like, they're going to Sphinx, yeah.
but there's not a lot of them left.
Sad.
Why don't you go save them, Mario?
Be our hero.
Oh, what'd you do that?
Oh, don't do that.
Don't fucking do that, don't do that.
Sorry.
I got you, hey, don't worry about it.
Hey, hey, don't worry about it.
Look, be your guest, yeah.
That looks how you want it.
Bang.
All right.
What do we got here?
That's just a, it's kind of like a closure.
Actually, I don't, yeah.
I think that he's in there.
One more enclosure.
One more enclosure set.
If there are any bird nerds in here,
I don't know if you just heard that like chair.
That little noise, yeah.
That is like a fantastic impression of a red-tailed hawk
or a red-shouldered hawk
because there are red-shouldered hawks
that fly around here
and Mia has picked up that bird sound.
That's not how a pair sounds like.
Oh, that's wild.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought that's a bit tough.
Yeah.
I thought it was like imitating you and stuff.
Totally.
Really?
Mia says lots of stuff, but she really only says it when no one's in there.
Yeah?
Mia, Mia's so nice.
So Mia doesn't get in with the big birds, huh?
No, they're separate.
Yeah.
Careful now, careful now, careful now, careful now, careful now, careful, careful, careful.
So what is this right?
We got a couple of...
Chickens.
Couple of chickens.
Chickens.
Is that a chicken?
please, please.. something's on the channel I'm talking about
oh my god is that chicken?
oh, highly...
don't you dare like...
oh, he doesn't like you
I really don't like birds
I really don't you know
you're gonna...
it's just something about it
you're gonna feed this bird
feed the do do do do do do do
Oliver?
hello buddy
Oliver
Oliver?
it's all that I need, Oliver or is it...
Okay, that's just a bug. This is Oliver. That's Henry Kay. Oh my god. That was Hendricks. Oh
Yes, put up, you know that means he's ready attack. Would you like to feed Oliver? I would hate that, but yeah
I'll do it. Um, these are dried murems. They're dead
Are you trolling already actually dead?
Okay, but you still won't like
Chat they look like this
Like dead ones, okay?
Yep!
Okay, um, yeah, you can feed him.
You can just like squat down and you get a turn.
If you don't like the way that it feels, it's a little bit pinchy, you can just drop them.
Freel!
Oh, good, that's nice.
How do you, like, you don't even pick it up.
Look, you don't even pick up nothing.
What are you doing?
Lock in and go back.
There you go.
No?
It's all good.
Like, look at that.
Oh, hungry one, yeah.
Wow, yum.
Every feeding like watermelon or something like that?
Yeah, they love it.
They love that, right?
They love to say, yeah.
And it's like everything, they eat everything.
Bugs, they'll eat lizards if they can catch them,
they'll eat mice.
Chickens are crazy.
Yum, Oliver, good job.
Here you go.
No, I'm serious, I've heard chickens like vegetables,
so here, here, here.
I told you.
What the hell?
So all of these chickens are rescues and you may be thinking like they're not
very like it's a wildlife sanctuary and these are domestic chickens right but
one of the reasons we have them is to teach people about the ag and the
agriculture industry. So these are pictures of different egg laying
operations in the United States. Have you ever seen labels on eggs like KGP and free range?
Yes I have. I didn't have one so that means I'm not gonna lie.
Okay good well you're about to learn. So I have four labels here one is
Pasteurized one is free range. I thought it was pasteurized. One is cage-free. That's another word that exists
And this is like no label. Okay, so which one do you think is the cage-free operation? Well, okay
I'm gonna go for what it is, right? Okay, so cage-free so we have them this side by the way, anyways
No cages. That's the cage. That's already strike one out. Okay. No cage. I'm gonna go I'm gonna
Yeah
Yeah, free range free range obviously, okay, they're ranging free, you know
Okay, posture. Oh now pasture race. I'm listening pasture race. They're pastured in a race pasture gotta be
I'm guessing passion English words mean not Kate. So it's not case with pastures. All right, okay?
And then no label no label got a brand. Okay. Okay. So these are my lens picks that
That'd be a big chat or not.
No label, pastures, cage free and free range.
So here's the actual, you got this one correct.
This is correct.
That's no label.
This is like no label.
So the other thing, before I teach you about all this,
it's tough out there.
Eggs are really expensive right now.
Everything's really expensive right now.
This is like the cheapest eggs
that you can get in a grocery store.
So do with this information what you can.
But this is like your Styrofoam egg carton
cheapest eggs possible, no label.
I actually want to know what this is.
This is my diet, and I'll always be wondering
just about eggs, so.
So, this is a cage-free operation here.
Okay, sure.
This is a free-range operation.
How?
And then this is a pasture-raised operation
with a caveat that I'll explain in a second.
So, a no-label operation,
these are called battery cages.
This is the most efficient way to produce eggs.
It's the most amount of chickens in a small amount of space.
You get the most amount of eggs,
so it's the cheapest way to do it.
This is a cage-free operation.
What all that really means in the United States,
I'm only talking about the United States here,
what that really means is it's the same amount of chickens
in the same amount of space, but no cages separate them.
So they're not in cages, but like,
they're still inside.
Yeah, just stupid.
Okay, sure, yeah.
And then this is free range.
So pretty much the same thing.
How's that not the same thing?
It's pretty much the same thing.
This means they have potential access to the outdoors,
but the ground isn't regulated,
like the substrate isn't regulated.
So they could go outside on like a concrete pad
and like a parking lot basically.
Whoa.
And that's like considered outside time.
So that would be considered free range.
I guess, yeah.
The only label that means what it sounds like it means
in the US right now is pasture raised.
With this is the specific label that we recommend.
There are a couple others that we can look for.
There we go.
like what's up the problems go like those are the those are the pieces right
screaming it's scream a clock um so this is the label that we recommend looking
for in grocery stores it's so funny yeah and this is the only label that
that really means what it sounds like in the US the other ones okay now I got
couple questions yes so obviously hey I don't want to raise my voice I don't
raise my voice okay so obviously someone more expensive so much like you said but
what's the dust any of this make any difference of the nutrients in the
actual egg when you eat it generally I would like to think that this is gonna
have more nutrients because they're able to eat grass and insects and stuff
like that, which is good for them.
Something where they're eating just grains or a scratch
is probably going to be a lower quality egg nutrients rising.
But that one.
But it's still not that crazy of a difference
to, because then why would I buy $2,
like you know what I'm saying?
It's $2 more than just the.
Right.
From a nutrients perspective, I don't know how worth it is.
This is all from a welfare perspective.
Like how well the animals are taking care of perspective.
I don't even think people know that.
They just buy it expensive because they think it's
better.
Maybe.
I get what I mean.
Yeah, and I mean, there's people
that think that they taste better.
And I just don't notice.
Some people do.
I don't know if you do.
But I grew up with chickens on a farm,
like eating eggs the day that they were laid.
Straight from the day.
I still, I don't even notice them tasting different now.
It's crazy.
But that's a me thing.
I don't know, some people care about that.
Well, it's kind of like a cow, though, ain't it?
Okay, let's not talk about slaughtering cows, sorry.
No, I mean, that is, so that is a thing.
Stress?
It is, exactly, that's what I'm saying, yeah.
a big factor in how tender meat is and like how it tastes and so animals that are treated
better generally taste better. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what
I do, right? So you get like a massage and like, I mean fucked up because you get a massage
and you get slaughtered, but yeah. Hey, let's not slaughter animals, man. Become vegetarian,
seriously guys. I think the thing that matters, Chad, because I know based on, I'm getting
the sense from your chat that they don't like being told what to do. Honestly, if
If it comes from you, then they would.
They were going to say, yes, my right now harms you.
Chat, I understand the vegetarian vegan labels are scary,
and there's some stigma attached to them too.
I'm not saying you need to be either of those things.
Great if you want to be, but it's more like,
just be more mindful of what you're eating.
You know what I mean?
If you can reduce your meat consumption,
that's better for animals, it's better for the planet.
If you can do that sometimes, awesome.
Also, it's way cheaper.
Meat is expensive, guys.
Meat is expensive.
It's so expensive.
Um, you like beef and steaks like that's it's
Tax tax, so yeah, it's crazy
Now I'm just saying yes my like y'all such a
Thank you chat just think about it is all I'm saying you know like I honestly my I thought you was gonna be like
No, do not please do not eat this like cut it out completely black you're very
You know mean like yeah, it's also hard like I understand economically like
I don't know it like it can it can be tough and scary to like change up what you're eating if
You have to think about money all the time. Yeah, most people do right now. So yeah, I get it
I get it just like think about it and just like you know think about
Being nicer to bug sometimes or think about like at least that bug is doing something important
You know, I mean, I don't know just think more all right
I've got my every kill the bug of course
I like that. Okay. Well, I mean I don't now but like growing up. Yeah, of course
I want just some really shitty zoos growing up like I've done lots of unethical things throughout my life
But that but that was all before I learned you learn right you I mean then you learn and then you change
No, I mean like I like that shot like that's not weird. I said didn't kill the bunch. Of course. I like that
I didn't mean that I mean like you know she shows that
You know she learned I am not perfect. Yeah, exactly nobody is facts
Only G. O. D. man. Oh
back to the studio are you winded?
you got charity match in two weeks
you're gonna win a medal of shit? not bad here
hopefully my knee heals in about 24 hours
you're gonna play that charity match with a bad knee?
yeah I'm gonna put like soccer is the worst for that
yeah I know
yeah I played all through high school
Like basketball what else I would else I grew up playing soccer basketball volleyball. I played ice hockey
She did I figure skated
I
Played lacrosse in high school as well. Hey, what's your best? What's your best sport basketball?
Find me fucking quarter chat
Wow
All right chat. That's the end of the tour. That was sick
What did you think?
That was very sick.
Did you guys have fun? Did you learn something? Sorry for hitting you so many times.
Yeah, and I saw good, you know what I mean?
You deserved it both times.
Yeah, I mean, I saw good.
Can she dump? Yeah.
You're like four-eleven.
No.
I'm five-fourth.
No, you're not.
I am. I'm five-one.
Really? Really?
Five-two on a good day, really.
Five-three if you bring the camera up a little bit.
or 5-5 Air Forces, 5-6, what else?
Like, you know what I mean?
I'm 6'9, what else?
Like, you know what I mean?
It's like, um, that was crazy.
You had to do it fun.
I really can't believe that I'm so, like all Dukeside,
I'm really impressed with what you were doing.
Thank you so much.
I really, really am.
It's very impressive.
You know, I think a lot of people,
they don't really find what they're passionate about
in life, and I think you have.
And I think you've lived like a great thing around it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Chat, I hope you had fun.
Thank you so much for all of your donations today, crazy.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All those donations, go to Help Elvis.
Us rescue more animals, us teach more people
about conservation, thank you.
Also, if you're not able to donate today, totally fine.
One way that you can keep supporting Elvis
is by watching our live cams.
Again, this is on Twitch and on YouTube.
We make ad revenue through these cameras.
So just like having them up on your second monitor,
one, it's cute and cozy and you get to watch the animals
like hang out and nap and do what they do all day,
which is nice, but also it supports the sanctuary.
But so you know what you do?
Go to sleep, put it on.
I know you have a computer on, you know,
same as games, put on like a few tabs, okay?
Just keep it on there, you know?
That'd be very nice.
Listen, what about if the chat has some questions?
You guys, if you have questions, I'm happy to answer them.
Ask some questions right now, Jack.
I also stream on Twitch, obviously.
I know that, Jack, come on now.
I'm just Maya on Twitch,
and then Elvis, live 24 sevens,
you can ask questions over there too.
Yeah, any questions from for the end of the tour, Marlon?
What was your favorite animal?
My favorite animal?
It got to be the wolf dog.
OK.
Dog wolf?
Really?
I just think it's so interesting.
Wolf dog, yeah.
But I also like the wolf, the little black wolf.
Yeah, the fox.
Fox.
I mean, fox and me, so yeah.
How long have you been doing this for?
So I found it out this in 2021.
Can I visit this place?
No, so all this is not open to the public,
but you can watch our animals on livecams 24-7 virtually.
Someone asked, how can I get protein without eating meat?
There's lots of things that have protein.
Lots of things, man, a chickpeas.
Chickpeas, tofu, and malmite beans.
Why the name Alveas?
So when I started out streaming,
I started doing a lot of charity fundraising off the rip.
And I would say, every time I did a fundraiser,
I was like, Twitch is an untapped reservoir
for doing good.
And Alveas is reservoir in Latin.
That's where it came from.
Cool.
Yeah, you guys can ask whatever questions you want on the Alves channel, on my channel.
I hope you guys learned something today.
Thank you so much.
Marlon learned so much today.
One more time for the masses.
What was that word I taught you earlier today?
One more time for everybody.
Just one more time for everybody.
It was biometrics.
So close.
Bio fungus.
Biomag.
biomanusian biomagnificatio
bro i've been a mess today bro
fuck it
like bruh
very good, first try
first try
yo chat, wmi today man
seriously thank y'all for watching
i know it's a little shorter stream chat
a lot of fun, a lot of things. Tomorrow I'm streaming with Sketch. I guess it was
Sinister, it was Maya. So honestly, bro, that'd be my end of chat, bro. WSanctuary.
If you want to donate, please do. Watch your streams, tap it with your, you know,
our ghost chat always. Do you want to raid the sanctuary? Yes. Yes. We're gonna raid the sanctuary chat.
Go leave a subscription to that because that'd be so cool. Sure, yeah. Yeah, if you want to throw your Twitch Prime at all of that sanctuary, we'd love that.
Anything, bro. Chat. So that'd be mine, man. Honestly, thank you so much for having me. Of course. Thank you for coming. You were great.
the animals really like you so next time it's it's on my court next time it's on
your court okay I wouldn't call your court let's do it one you want one be
one yes that you said you're in need of me though so we should wait I'll literally
I'll play you with one leg okay arm one eye yeah yeah yeah that you said
I'll see our boys tomorrow subscribe everything I love your voice and our
I am just into the moon, that'd be my peace.
Bye.